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AUTOGRAPHS. 



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SATI7AI>AT» APRIIi 16, 1858* 



AUTOORAPHS. 

THIBB PAPBtU 

Among modem corions agsemblages of au- 
tographs, must be mentioned that confided 
hy the Emperor Napoleon to his brother Jo- 
Kfiix containing all the confidential letters 
tut had been addressed to him by the vari- 
ofos sorer^gns of Europe. This precious 
imt was stolen during the passage of the 
Cbamiel,and the letters were afterwards dis- 
posed of separately, in London, to the minis- 
ters and ambassadors of the respective Euro- 
peta poFwers, for an aggregate sum 700,000 
firaiics, according to Mr. O'Meara. The Rus- 
sian ambassador paid 250,000 francs for the 
letters of the Emperor, his master. 

An analogous event of more recent occur- 
reooe may a^tly be recorded here. A very 
hige collection of dangerous political and 
personal documents has, within a few months, 
been missed by the present Emperor, Napo- 
leon in., the importance of which may be 
flBtimated by the lar^ reward ofiered for 
tbar restoration. Their abstraction has been 
charged to Mrs. Howard, an American lady 
i^io, it is w^ known, has cohabited for many 
years with Louis Napoleon, but whose sepa- 
ration from him recent important interests 
rendered unavoidable. 

One oi the autogn^hic monuments of our 
epoch will be the famous copy of Ronsard, 
given by M. Sainte-Beuve to M. Victor Hugo, 
of which the latter, in imitation of the savans 
of the &Eteenth Century, made an album 
amcarum, in which all the cotemporary poets 
of France have inscribed something. 

The Duchess of Orleans composed a cele- 
brated aBmm of the most celebrated names. 
It escaped the notice of the mob, and having 
been found at the Tnileries some days after 
the 24th of February, it was unhesitatini^y 
restored to the Duchess. 

But of all the collections of signatures ever 
made, the most important, the most precious, 
the richest, was lately exposed at the Great 
Exhilation at London by the ^*Societi des 
Qms de Lettres Fr(mpais" This priceless 
dbmny in ilhi8trati<m of which concurred all 
the French writers — ^whether members of the 
Sodeii or not — all the members of the five 
daases of Uie Institut, the first of French art- 
ists, painters, designers, engravers, composers, 
iiaiaoiaiis» etc., forms two enormous volumes 



of the largest oblong form of books. A de- 
tailed description of it was given in the Steele. 

The taste for autographs has been greatly 
developed during the last few years. There 
are many very important collections now in 
Europe, and a few in this country. It will, 
perhaps, be interesting to give here a list of 
the principal collections known. 

And first, the ladies may be pleased to 
learn that Queen Victoria is one or the prin- 
cipal cdlectors of the present day. The ca*- 
binet, however, of M. Feuillet de Conches 
passes as the richest in the world. M. Feu- 
illet is not, as many others, a specialist. His 
cabinet, which he has been thirty years in 
forming, and to which he consecrates a large 
part of his fbrtime, abs(»rbs each year all the 
variety of the most important and precious 
matter which every sale ofiers. 

The principal French Collectors after M. 
Feuillet are MM. Boutron, d'Hauterive, d'- 
Aufiay, Chateaugiron, Lacu^Ue, D«us,'Nau- 
det, Martin, d'Hunolstien, de Biraicourt, de 
Fitzjames, de Flers, Granger de la Mariniere, 
Chambry, Boilly, Omant, and the Banmess 
James de Rothschild and MdUe. d'Henin. 

In London the important collectors next 
to the Queen are Mr. Rey, Mr. O'CaUa^^ian, 
and Mr. Hervey. 

At Brussells, Baron Stassart. 

At Berlin, General Radowitz. 

At Madrid, Count Esterhazy, Austrian 
Ambassador. 

At Turin resides the celebrated collector, 
Count Giberto Borromeo. 

At Munich, the King of Bavaria. King 
Maximilian, we have been informed, takes a 
livdy interest in the coUection of American 
autographs. 

To come to our own country ; the finest 
collection, perhaps, is that of the Rev. W. 
B. Sprague, of Albany. It is of very great 
extent, and contains, among other matter of 
great value, a complete series of the Signers 
of the Declaration of Independence, and of 
the Generals of the American Revdution, the 
latter series having been completed a few 
months ago, by the acquisition, in this city, 
of a letter ci General de Haas, which is ex- 
tremely rare. 

Another collection of the first importance 
is that of Mr. J. R. Teft, of Savannah, which 
is equally rich in American historical papers, 
and general autographic varieties. 

At Boston are the collections of Mr. Mellen 
Chamberlain and Mr. James T. Fields. 

Mr. Chamberlain's (entirely American,) is 
particularly interesting in such names as 
Winthrop, Bradford, and others connected 
with the early history of Massachusetts. He 
has also complete sets of the '' Signers of the 
Declaration," ** Generals of the Revolution," 
Members of the Confederation, Members of 
the Conventicm which framed the Conttita- 



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tionofthe United SUtes, etc. Mr. Field's con- 
sists chidfly of automphs of literary men. 

At New York is the collection of Mr. Len- 
nox, ooa&taining the original manuscript of 
Washingtoa's Farewell Address. 

Some of the finest collections are to be 
found in Philadelphia. Mr. F. J. Dreer's 
comprises, in addition to his own varied ac- 
quisitions, all the material industriously 
nthercd during many years by the late Mr. 
Robert Gilmer, of Baltimore. This compila- 
tion is particularly rich in foreign autographs, 
comprising numbers of the most celebrated 
sovereigns of Europe, and of all most distin- 
guished generals, statesmen, naval command- 
ers, writers, and artists. In addition to these, 
his series of specimens of General Washing- 
ton's writing, from the earliest date to the 
time of his death, is remarkably complete 
and interesting. 

Mr. Henry 0. Baird*s cdlection is very 
full, in almost aJl the different classifications, 
of American names. His series of the officers 
of the General Government, comprising the 
Presidents, Vice-Presidents, and the several 
cabinets from the Administration of Wash- 
ington to the present day, lacks but half a 
dozen names of completion. His American 
militaiy and naval series, is also extremely 
valuable, embracing a majority of the leading 
names of the Revolution, of the Last War 
with Gbreat Britain, and of the war with 
Mexico. Of the naval men of the present 
century he possesses many letters, nearly all 
of which are addressed to the late Commo- 
dore Bainbridge. In addition to his regular 
collection of autographs, he possesses the 
correspondence of two officers of the army 
nearly entire ; one of the Revolution, the other 
of the Last War with Great Britain, — ^which 
papers cover almost the entire period from 
17o8 to 1828, and which, in connection with 
his more orderly port-folios, constitute a cor^ 
pus of the most formidable magnitude. 

Dr. L, R. Koecker's porte-feuiUe is remark- 
able for its elegant and perfect specimens of 
of autographic letters of distinguished Ame- 
ricans. Tnis nice collector is content onl^ 
to add to his stock letters as perfect in their 
appearance as upon the day when written ; 
and the soiled, torn, or rumpled leaf is sub- 
jected by him to every conceivable mechanical 
and chemical process to restore it to its ori- 
ginal beauty. What adds greatiy to the in- 
terest of this unique and coquettish collection 
is its characteristic arrangement, not to men- 
tion the elegant mechanism, and artistic 
workmanship displayed upon the binding of 
the volumes embalming these precious r«- 
tiguue of the preceding generation: (Dr. 
Koecker is himself the finest rdiewr amaievr 
in the country,) all the letters are ficed by 
portraits of the writers, some of which are ex- 
oeedin^y scarce. These engravings are also 



frequently earliest proof impressions, aad thus 
are oombmed in one assemUage many yarie- 
ties of two passkns. 

Besides these, in Philadelphia, are the col- 
lections of Messrs. E. D. Ingraham, Wm. 
Schott, J. H. Hedges, J. L. Mickley, and S. 
A. Allibone. 

At Baltimore, Dr. J. C. Cohen. 

At Washington, Messrs. James C. M'Guire, 
James H. Gausten, jr., and Peter Force. 

Mr. McGuire's American pi^rs are, per- 
haps more valuable than thoise in any other 
autograph collection in the country. He 
possesses an immense mass of the papers left 
Dv Mr. Madison, together with much that is 
of great value from the correspondence of 
General Knox. 

The remaining distinguished coUeotions in 
America are those ^Miss Arnold, of New 
Bedford, Mr. W. Mackenzie, of Toronto, Mr. 
John R. Thoifison, of Richmond, and Capt. 
Furman Seymour, of West Point. The latter 
is a specialist, confining himself to American 
autographs. His souS'Specialite of names con- 
nect^ with the Mexican war has nothiiig 
left for his further exertion. 

In conclusion — to analyse writings, to study 
their physiognomy and character, — such, we 
take it, is the true mission of the autographic 
science — ^will it be feared that this leaves not 
open a field sufficiently vast ? Let us sup- 
pose, (and in oiu* age of mechanical miracles 
this supposition is not chimerical,) that with- 
in a given time writing will be replaced by 
some mechanical accelerative process — ^may 
not electricity, photography, etc., afford some 
such result ? would not an art, which would 
enable us to authenticate writings bv assign- 
ing to them a date and an author, be of the 
greatest service to the future historian ? 

ROMANCE OF BLOOKLEY* 

THB WOBKanOPS — THK WASHHOUSE — BABBEB- 
SHOP — LOCK-UP. 

NUIIBBB NIKB. 

There is a vast amount of talent among the 
population oftheBlockley Almshouse. Many 
able workman may be found here, who in 
mechanical skill will bear comparison with 
the ablest and most successful artizans, the 
products of whose ingenuity add so much to 
our domestic conveniences and household ad- 
vantages. Some indeed, possess unquestion- 
able genius. If the reader should ever visit , 
Blocuev, he will find upon entering the ; 
Steward^s office, which is located in the cen- | 
tre of the building, a beautiful model of a , 
ship which was executed years ago by one of i 
the inmates since deceased. It is a perfect | 
gem of workmanship. No sailor could ftsten 
his eyes on it, or '' clap his peepers on it," to 
appropriate the nautical phnise without giv- 



ROMANCE OF BLOCKLET. 



ing orders to fori sail or feeling disposed to 
cTToat in mellow accents, " Yo-Heave-oh." 
A similar exemplification of eenins conld be 
feond in the exact model of the entire Alros- 
ho«9e, which was executed about two years 
ago by another inmate. With the plain and 
unpretending materials of glass, paste-board, 
&c., he constructed a fac-similie of the whole 
establishment. It was a complete specimen 
of native ingenuity, for the trade of the man 
who thus evinced a taste so ccurect, was that 
of a hoose-painter. 

It is not to be presumed that the large 
amount of artistic OMiowment existing in the 
White house should be laid aside as imavail- 
able. Neither reason, nor prudence would 
dictate the rejection of so effectire and potent 
a corps of laborers. And hence the estima- 
ble board of managers have turned into a pro- 
ductive channd the agencies which are fur- 
nnfaed all around them. Not &r from the 
Wash-house the visitor detects a low range 
of buildings, constituting a little emporium 
of Art, You enter one of them over whose 
door the words " Tailors' department" ^eams 
out in old-fashioned capitals, and you see an 
extensive shop-board constituting an area, 
^ not to be sneezed at," as Jack Downing has 
it, upon which twenty or thirtv knights of 
the needle are exhibiting their skill in basting, 
sewing, ironing, &c., while the major-domo 
stands at the huge counter with a roll of 
i coarse blue ware b^ore him, which he is ex- 
peditiously manipulating with the shears. 
Here are made up the clothes for the inhabi- 
I taats of the building. You step into another 
\ room and witness the operations of the tin- 
,i miths. You pass thence into the region of 
, the carpenters, and find yourself at once 
i surrounded by a pile of plain pine cofiSns of 
aU possible dimensions. Emerging from this 
I quarter which may be suppo^ to be the 
1 kast congenial to your feelings, you come 
' among the sons <ji St. Crispin, whose musical 
{ instruments are the awl, the last, and the 
J vax-end; puisant media for imparting physi- 
{ cal strenth to leather and buckskin. Adjoin- 
I ing Uiis you espy the painters and glaziers. 
i Goadgions to them are the Weavers. Thus 
I in a miall space are concentrated all the sons 
' of mechanic skill. When the horn blows for 
, labor, they all repair to their appropriate 
departments, with alacrity the most com- 
mendable, and with spirits as buoyant as the 
air. At a given signal in the evening, labor 
suspends its operations, and ^XL hands '* knock 
;i off** to the tune of ''Coming throueh the 
, Rjre," "Hwl Columbia," or the "Bay of 
I' Biscay, oh." It is indeed a jovial a^joum- 
I, ment to a cup of tea. 

I How lamentable the reflection that men 
!| who mipht each be carrying on an independ- 
li ant business, or oecupymg an honorable sub- 
I ordiiiate ci^p«city, should thus be enrolled 



among the members of an alms-house. This 
sad result has been brought about by Intem- 
perance. To that fell tyrant may be attri- 
Duted the prostration of two-thirds of the 
entire population. True it is, that adverse 
fortune or improvident management, has re- 
duced to this pitiable level not a few who in 
this spot pass their entire life. But in the great 
majority of instances, it is the Bowl of the 
Enchantress which has eclipsed the prospects 
of some of the brightest mmds. As we have 
watched the army of workmen filing oflf at 
the sound of the dinner horn, and noticed the 
muscles and athletic power of nearly all of 
them, we have thought of the force of that 
moral obliquity which not even self-interest 
could rectify or neutralize. Poor, helpless 
man, driven o'er the billows of passion, and 
wrecked upon the shoals of carnal inclina- 
tion! We can but sympathize with thine 
unenviable fate, while we take warning from 
thy demolition to restrain our impulses of 
wrong, and cultivate the heaven-descended 
virtues of prudence, temperance and forti- 
tude. 

Next in importance to the Workshops 
stands that redoubtable citadel, the Wash- 
house. In this province feminine skill is laid 
under requisition to renovate the garments of 
the multiude by the process of the laundry. 
On the capacious green which skirts the en- 
virons of the spot, you may on a pleasant 
sunshiny-day, descry, without the aid of a 
telescope, a thousand articles spread out to 
catch the solar ray, and attest the value of 
its drying attributes. Scores of busy women 
are hurrying to and fro ; some rinsing, others 
belaboring at the washing-board with soap- 
suds spouting up into their faces like billows 
of the deep ; a group at one point sending the 
flat-iron with its capacious disk, across the 
continent of an ample blue shirt, while a host 
of talkative old grannies with sleeves rolled 
up, are espied retailing the oiewest dish of 
Almshouse gossip, which monopolizes all their 
&ncy. Draw near and listen. See the vivac- 
ity of that antiquated dame, as she whispers 
in the ear of her co-patriot an unmentionable 
item of intelligence, and catch the response 
from the other, as with eyes half closed and 
devated hands she savs, "Well now, you 
don't say that indeed V^ or some other stereo- 
typed expression which belongs as naturally 
to the old granny vocabulary, as nitric acid 
or hydrogen enter into the nomenclature of 
the practical chemist. If there is anything 
which exhibits strength and life it is the 
clandestine colloquies of a bevy oi old ladies 
on a washing-day. A Representative Assem- 
bly possesses not to a quarter degree the ele- 
ments of force and grace and energy. Women 
are always eloquent. But as thev grow older 
their stump-speeches have a pith and whim 
about them which oitea carry off the palm 



BIZARRE. 



from Demosthenes himsdf. The antiquated 
form becomes erect, the lustreless eye oeams 
out like a star in its brightness, and the with- 
ered acm waves in the air with a gyration 
which is absolutely terrific. And tne more 
deeply spiced with scandal is the topic under 
immediate review, the greater is the quota of 
eloquence employed in its enforcement. The 
love of the marvellous increases as women 
increase in age. Perhaps we should not be 
too severe on the other sex ; but to tell the 
truth, their instinctive curiosity goes on from 
strength to strength, till they have no news 
to communicate, and no physical power to 
give utti^'ance to their burning thoughts. At 
least, it is so with the Almshouse women. 

Suppose we step across to the Barber Shop. 
As you enter the door which opens into the 
capacious ward where a thousand beards are 
mutilated, and a thousand heads denuded of 
their superfluous herbage, you are struck 
with a number of fancy pictures which are 
pasted up against the wall without any par- 
ticular reference to gracefulness of position. 
Look at this one which attracts your gaze at 
the very entrance. It is a comical delinea- 
tion of a thin and cadaverous fellow in the 
act of being shaved. The barber is repre- 
sented as a fine, &t, burly inquisitor in his 
shirt sleeves, who uses his impliment, the 
razor, as though he was mowing down grass 
in summer time. A little further on you per- 
ceive the likeness of the Prince of the estab- 
lishment. He is depicted as a grave old 
Frenchman with his head encased in a night- 
cap, and an eye as sleepy as that of a lobster. 
The rotundity of his paunch evidences the 
fiict that he loiows how to make good use of 
his grinders, and can speak from experience 
of tne juicy beef which gives his squp a fla- 
vor. The worthy old fellow whom the pic- 
ture repre^nts, is quite a character. He is 
<« boss^^ of the lodge, and no mistake. Viva- 
cious, fidgetty and always on an edge, he is at 
all points of the c(Hnpass with his hone and 
scissors. The shop wnose interest he studies, 
is the head-quarters for the men. There 
assemble the old ii^bitants, who have no 
hard manual labor to perform, and who love 
to talk about political questions whose merits 
they no more comprehend than they do the 
cUmate of Hershell. Yonder old man who is 
hard of hearing, and whose words reverberate 
like the gong of a hotel, fought under Zabulon 
Montgomery Pike. That other thin specimen 
of humanity, stood side by side with Scott in 
his campaigns. He who is asleep before the 
fire like a self-complacent descendant of 
Grimidkin, wajs once a respectable merchant 
in the oyster line. A worthy company indeed ! 
But each has his own deeply marked page of 
personal history, which is calculated to inter- 
est and please the philosophic mind. We 
believe that a number of Revolutionary inci- 



dents could be gathei^ from some of the 
veterans of the barber shop. Many interest- 
ing facts connected with the late War with 
Great Britian, and the recent Mexican cam- 
paign, as well as numerous Indian adventures, 
could be garnered here if a faithful chronicler 
could be found who would cheerfully under- 
take the task. Often has the writer seen the 
old man eloquent, as he shouldered his crutch 
and showed how fields were won. Yea, that 
badged pauper felt all the American stirring 
in biS soul, as he descanted on the tale of 
English domination, and portrayed the contest 
which was nobly carried on beneath the broad 
folds of the glorious banner, whose stars and 
stripes looked out like angels visitants in the 
dust and din of war. As the merits of an Amer- 
ican General are discussed, and his chiyalric 
bearing and aflaUe intercourse are dwelt 
upon, how the bosom has heaved with emo- 
tion, and the eye filled with tears of genuine 
devotion. The tie between a subaltern and 
a gentlemanly superior in the battle field, is 
enduring and tender. Common dangers and 
privations blend their hearts in one. The 
camp-fire and the bivouac, the hard-earned 
victory and the meed of glory, fuse together 
and assimilate the polished and the unlettered, 
and identify their interests and their hopes. 
And till the latest hour of his probation, 
the old soldier will cherish the memory of 
him who spoke to him kindly in the day 
of battle, and cheered him forward in the 
noble cause of freedom by words and looks 
of genuine sympathy. Such is the fellowship 
which is engendered between the lowly and 
the chivalrous. 

Reader, we have advanced to the Lock-up. 
The Lock-up ? say you. What ! have you a 
jail within the precincts of the white house ? 
1 es, friend ; but it is a very comfortable affair 
we assure you. It is nothing but a darkened 
room, plainly fitted up, and a padlock on the 
door, to keep delinquents in close custody. 
There are no manacles whatever, no irons to 
enter into the soul, no little packa^ of straw 
to answer the purpose of both bed and chair. 
No appliances of the room indicate a desire 
to torture the poor rascal who has been cau^t 
in some act which militates against the salu- 
tary regulations of the Establishment. The i 
culprit is simply c<Nid&ned a brief period, and | 
comes down to a low diet of bread and water, 
and is further deprived of the invigorating 
light of the sun. Four and twenty hours may 
terminate his incarceration, and then he will 
come out like a butterfly, cheerful and reno- 
vated. If he has sore eyes, the absence of 
light has had a sanative influence ; if laboring 
under an attack of dyspepsia, the low diet 
has materially assLsted nis digestive func- 
tions ; if he is naturally possessed of an indo- 
lent temp«>ament, he has had a glorious 
respitefrom the toils of office; and if, finally, 



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^ inclines to an ascetic course, and loves 
Qoaker contemplation, he has had a fine 
cfaaoce to chew the end of reflection, and 
rerotre afresh his learned speculations. Now, 
» not the Lock-up a glorious spot, when you 
take into consideration the bland results 
which it may produce? Of course it does 
iK>t always produce these results. Many an 
irascible biped, comes out of the black nole 
irf Calcutta, Towing vengeance against the 
powers that be, and threatening to crack the 
scull of the redoubtable Spencer who has the 
power of the kefs, and is Sergeant-at-Arms 
with an emphasis the most appalling. Spen- 
cer does his duty, however, with the most 
onsfarinking fidelity. You could not deter 
him from prosecuting the straight line of duty , 
though he knew he were to be burned in 
effigy, or have his ears cropped in the pillory. 
Honest old fellow with his little dog at his 
heels, ready to second his commands by a 
consecutive series of barks and sundry snaps 
at the nether limbs of the delinquent who is 
bein^ marched off to the receptacle of the 
vilkmous and the irregular. Guardian of 
order, I truly respect thee! Thou bindest 
over the rufBum crew to keep the peace with 
majesterial gravity. Thou enforcest the blue 
laws with an emphasis. And when thou art 
gone to the Lock-up of the grave, we will cut 
ihy image out of granite, and represent thee 
ts turning the key of the padlock upon some 
of the motley crew who came beneath thy 
legal jurisdiction. Thus, so far as the record 
of thy goverenment is concerned — ^Esto per- 
petoa! 



SPIRITUAL. DIALOGUES. 

niALOGUB xm. 

Bex Jonson. — Sam Johnson. 

W. the Elder. Well, well, doctor, notwith- 
Btnding this long dissertation of yours, I 
don't see why the word pattern is just as 
good, in this connexion, as the word modeL 

John, Just as you please, old gentleman. 
It is not very civil, however, after invoking a 
learned shade, and extracting a couple of 
pineas' worth of valuable information out of 
him, to turn round and dismiss his remarks 
in this off-hand style. If these are your 
American manners, all I can say is, I don't 
like 'em. 

W. the Elder y (aside.) The same domineer* 
nig, oracular old fellow as ever ! 

John. What are you muttering about? 
Speak out 

W. the Elder. Well, if I must say it, I 
dont think your own breeding is of the high* 
est order of excellence. Besides, the autho- 
I ritks are against you. Grabb says — 



John. Hang Grabb ! What do I care for 
Crabb? 

W. the Elder. Webster, too— 

John. Bah ! How dare yon speak of Web- 
ster before me ? That rascally little, dried-up 
New Englander ; not satisfied with stealing 
my thunder, he must ne^ds walk off with my 
laurels, too. He be hanged, and his new- 
fkngled spelling with him! 

W. the EkSr. Jealousy, Doctor, sheer 
jealousy. 

John. Jealous? The idea of my being 
jealous of such a creature; ay, or of any 
Yankee varlet of you all ! A vile crew of 
rebels ; why an't you all colonists this very 
hour? 

W. the Elder. Fie, fie, Doctor! Hasn't 
death cured you of vour tory prejudices yet ? 

John. Don't talk to me. Out upon you 
all, I say a^in, fbr a miserable pack of de- 
mocrats ! Ye whittlers ! Ye tobacco-chew- 
ers ! Ye flint-skinners ! Ye surgar-sanders J 
Ye rum-waterers! Ye wooden - nutmeg- 
makers! Ye manufacturers of worthless 
clocks and suspicious sausages ! Ye turners 
oi shoe-pegs into oats ! Ye venders of bass- 
wood cucumber seeds ! Ye— 

W. the Elder. Doctor, doctor, doctor, 
what are you about ? Piling up abusive epi- 
thets here, faster and hi^er tnan old Jack 
Falstaff himself ever did ! You must have 
been having a talk with Mother TroUope 
Utely. 

Jckn. Don't speak disrespectfully of that 
worthy old soul, ifyou please. 

W. the Elder. Worthy old soul ? lying old 
hussy! The thermometer must be pretty 
high, I should say, where she is. 

John. You'll find it higher, when your 
turn OMues, you — ^you — ^you — 

W. the Elder. Why, what an mfemal 
temner you are showing, to be sure ! But 
111 nnd a sedative for thi^se irritable nerves 
of yours. Let me see — ah ! yes, yes ; just 
the thing. (Goes to the library and gets down 
the volume of the Doctor^s works that has the 
tragedy of Irene in it.) There, my old Iw, 
there's an A, number one, soothing syrup ror 
you. If a scene or two of that don't tran- 
quillize you, I don't know what on earth will. 

Jchn. Why, you impertinent old jacka- 
napes, to insult a ghost of my standing in 
this war! Under your own roof, too. {Throws 
the booK at his head.) 

W. the EUUty Idodcring the sams.) Well, I 
declare ! That 1 should have lived to see the 
author of the Rambler making such a dis- 
gracefiil exhibition of himself! Dear, dear, 
dear! 

/o^, (after a pause.) I ask ten thousand 
pardons, my old friend, for this most unbe- 
coming display of tempr. 

W. the Elder. Donh mention it. Doctor, 
don't mention it. 



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John, To think that I should have giyen 
way to my feelings in this abominahle style ! 
But if YOU knew, old gentleman, what a suf- 
ferer I have heen ; yes, yes, both sides of the 
grave. Oh! Lord, what with pneumonia, 
strangury, dyspepsia, and every now and 
then a touch of my old trouble, the St. Vitus, 
I have a pretty exciting time <^ it, I tell you. 
Do you wonder, my friend, that I growl some- 
what? 

W, the Elder, Why, under heaven, didn't 
you tell me so, before f To think that I, too, 
should have been so disrespectful to a ghost 
for whose genius and goodness I have so pro- 
found an admiration ! But, Doctor, you cer- 
tainly did throw about the old Saxon words, 
for a moment or two, in a style hardly to have 
been expected from one who makes so little 
use of them in his writings. 

John, Well, don't say any more about it. 
We aj^ a poor set, the best of us, ghosts as 
well as bodies ; a poor set, a poor set. 

W, the Elder, One thing however, that 
you said just now Doctor, supprizes and an- 
noys me beyond measure. I certainly did 
have a focdish kind of a notion that when the 
body died, these same disorders took a lasting 
farewell with it. 

John, A most terrible blunder indeed! But 
mortal, these themes are strictly tabooed to 
us spirits, as you ought to know by this time, 
so change the subject instantly if you please. 

W, the Elder, Most cheerfully. I wonder 
where your name sake is, though, all this time ? 

John, What name sake ? 

W. the Elder, Ah, speak of Beelzebub, 
and — (enter Ben Jonson.) And so you have 
come at last my dear ghost, have you ? 

Jon, So it seems my old boy, so it seems ; 
after a world of blunders and inquiries though. 
Why! God bless me. Doctor, is that you? 
How are you, how are you ? 

John. Benjamin my boy, I am delighted 
to see you. 

Jon, But what brings you to earth, Sam- 
uel ? What 's the best word, anyhow ? 

Johiu The best word, say you? Sure 
enough, what is it ? That's the very point 
that our old host here and I have been squab- 
bling about for the last half hour. Best word 
ind^! 

Jon, You talk in riddles. Doctor. Pray 
what is the meaning of all this grinning and 
winking? Take me with you lads. Propound, 
Rasselas, propound. 

W, the Eldir, Oh, no matter. Doctor, no 
matter. 

John. I beg you pardon ; a thing that is 
worth sending for me about, half a cross the 
Universe too at that, is surely worth telling 
Brother Ben. 

Jon. What is it, what is it ? 

John, Well, you must know that oar friepd 
here, (old enough, certainly, to know better,) 



has been investing no small portion <^ the 
evening of his days, in the composition of a 
tragedy, which he has just completed, and 
about the fiite of which, he is evidently very 
anxious. Indeed, he says in his note to me 
on the subject that he has strong hopes of as- 
tonishing not only all America and Europe bat 
Asia and Africa likewise, in certain passages 
of it. Some few little matters of verbal crit- 
icism bothering him somewhat, he thought 
best to secure my assistance, as being of 
course, the great authority of the system, <m 
those points. We had not been very long em- 
ployed on our task when you entered. But 
what brings you here Ben ? Is it the mere 
feeling of auld lang syne, or an idle curiosity 
to see the improvements these Yankees are 
making in the Western Hemisphere of the 
planet f Or is it that old Inter-Planetary 
Copy Right business again ? Are you as copi- 
ous and eloquent as ever on that theme, eh, 
Ben? 

Jon, Nothing of the sort. I am here simply 
in compliance with the electric invitation of 
this old gentlemen and like yourself, as it seems 
on dramatic business. In his dispatch he re- 
quests me to come and look over the plot of a 
forth coming tra^y of his, and to make such 
suggestions as might present themselves : the 
identical work no doubt on which he has seen 
fit to consult you also. 

John, Why, bless me, my old host, why did- 
n't you mention this before ? We might have 
waited then for brother Benjamin, uid have 
had the benefit of his criticisms. He is a bet- 
ter Latinist than I am you know, and out of 
sight of me as a Hellenist. 

Jon, But why is it old gentleman that you 
can*t bring out a play without disturbing all 
Ghoastdom on the occasi<Hi ? / never had any 
such supernatural aid when I composed my 
master pieces, nor had brother Samuel here 
either. By the way, Sam, it is but yesterday, 
that I heard WiU himself, blowing you up m 
good round terms for what he was pleased to 
call your most pompous and shallow criticisms 
on some of his performances. 

John, Ratherstronglanguagefor Atm; all 
the more unbecoming too, seeing that I have 
more than once acknowledged their worthle>«- 
ness, and apologized to him about them in 
person. 

W, the Elder, You haven't happened to 
hear what he thinks about brother CoUridges 
notes, have you ? 

Jon, Oh yes, yes. He was perfectly cham- 
ed with them ; he found them a little too idol- 
atrous to besure, in certain passages, not to 
wound his modesty : and here and there a sligh t 
propensity to mysticism ; but on the whole, (I 
give you his own words,) he considered them 
the most subtle, searching, delicious speci- 
mens of criticisms that ever came fh)m earth. 
The exposition of Hamlet especially delight- 



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dl him ; £u-, far ahead of Schleeel, he said, 
and worth ten thoosand earrets full of such 
lumber as Richardson and Company. 

W. the Elder. Has he seen sister Jamie- 
son's Chftracteristics? 

Jon. To besore he has. 

fF. the Elder, He liked them I hope. 

Jon. Could he help liking them mj old 
b^ ? IVe cried over them, myself, I Know, 
nure than once. 

W. the Elder. Indeed! You don't look 
meeh like a crying ghost. 

Jon, A trine too ruddy and rotund for 
aesttiment, you think, eh f I would 'nt give 
much, thcRigh, for the eyes, that her sketch 
cf Ophelia would'nt bring the pearls to. Ah, 
dear, when she comes to si>irit-land, Will has 
pt a glorious reception in preparation for 
her. £kit I forgot ; that was confidential. 

W, the Elder. By the way, my dear ghost, 
before you take your flight, IVe got a httle 
work here, that I should dearly love to have 
joa pres^it to the bard with my reverential 
regards. 

Jon. And what may it be ? 

W. the Elder. Sister Clarke's Concordance. 
I can't help thinking that hell be more tick- 
led with it, after all, than with even brother 
Coleridge's Notes. Here it is on the table. 
Just cast your learned eye over it a moment. 

Jon. Why, what a labor of love, to be 
fore. This makes up for a whole ship-load 
oi impudent commentators. No offence 
meant, Sam. 

John. She'd much better have been 
searching the Scriptures, all this while. 

Jon. Oh, don't be crusty now. Ain't 
there a hundred Concordances, more or less, 
to the Scriptures, already 1 And doyou be- 
grudge poor Will his little one? Will, the 
feat lay-preacher of humanity ? For shame ! 
shall be delisted, my old host, to be the 
bearer of your gift. But where on earth is 
m^ Conoordanoe ? I might as well take that 
with me, too, and make one job of it. 

W. the Elder. I know of no such work, I 
am sorry to say, either in esse, or in contem- 
idation. 

Jon. I suppose not. 

W. the Elder. You deserve one, undoubt- 
edly, glorious old poet that you are. But I 
don't think the world has f&iiiy waked up 
yet to a sense of your genius. Your day 
will come, thoneh, don't doubt it, and the 
Coiieordance with it. Some future Malone. 

Jon. Malone be 

John. Ben, Ben, Ben, don't be profane. 
Malone was a pretty decent sort of a fellow, 
after alL 

W. the Elder. An infernal old humbug. 
Doctor, .b^;ging your pardon. The idea of 
bis whitewashing that dear old bust ! He 
ought to have had a coat of tar and feathers, 
bimself, for his pains. 



Both Jonsons. Tar and Feathers ? What 
do you mean by that ? 

fv. the Elder. Ah ! I see ; the custom has 
sprung up since your day. 

Jon. What is it, what is it ? A summer 
or a winter garment ? 

W. the Emr. It is a playful manifestation 
of poptdar regard, and worn in all weathers ; 
but never mind it now. One remark, my 
dear dramatist, you must allow me to make, 
while I think of it, and that is to express my 
delight, not altogether unmixed, I confess, 
with surprise, at the hearty way in which 
you have spoken of our big brother, Shak- 
speare. There have been unpleasant rumors 
current on earth, Ben, that you were very 
envious and jealous of him, and that you 
were always glad of an opportunity of under- 
rating, nay, back-biting him. 

Jon. I know there are, I know there are. 
And let we tell you, once for all, my old 
friend, that more arrant and preposterous 
lies were never hatched in 

John. Oh, dont't get so excited. 

Jon. But isn't it so ? 

J(^n. It is indeed. Ben has been most 
foully and abominably belied in the premiseB. 

Jon. The idea of my slandering my con- 
stant friend and benefartor; the man who 
brought out my first play ; nay, who conde- 
scended to take a subordinate ipwi in it, busy 
as he was at the time, and having a severe 
attack of Influenza, into the bargain; the 
man in whose mahogany I have seen my old 

Ehiz, a thousand timCs ; nai^, whose pall I 
elped bear, when they laid mm in the earth ; 
the idea, I say, of my slandering his memory 
— isn't it too absurd ? 

iV. the Elder. 1 was never willing to be- 
lieve it, I assure you ; especially, too, when 
I thought of those elaborate and stately verses 
of yours, in his honor. 

Jon. I have been called a bully, too, and 
an halntual sot. 

W. the Elder. That is too ridiculous, that 
last charge. The ghost who can point to ten 
such massive volumes as those on yonder 
shelf, all filled with tip-top reading, needn't 
trouble himself much about such an absurd 
fib as that. Still, to be candid, you d^ii't 
look like an habitual teetotaler, even now. 

John. No, indeed, Ben. 

Jon. Don't i/oti talk, BocUat. You your- 
self, if I am not mistaken, have been accused 
of punishing the port pretty extensively while 
here below. 

John. Too true, too true. Yes, I am 
ashamed to confess it, I was quite too much 
in the habit while in the body, of running 
away from my troubles and pains, and taking 
refuge in the bottle, instead of standing up 
and facing them like a Christian. 

W. the Elder. {Impulsively,) You are a 
glorious dd fellow; doctor, and deserve the 



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best glass of wine on the planet, for that 
speech. I ask your pardon, though. I am 
always making a fool of myself. 

Jon, You certainly are a queer customer, 
my old bachelor friend. 

W. the Elder, Widower, if you please. 
But come, spectres, what say you to sNiopping 
and taking pot-luck with me ? There are a 
few Yankee notions in this town of ours that 
I should really like to haye you see, and in 
the eyeniMwell to business. 

John. Well, really, my time is so very 
valuable at this particular juncture that — 

W, the Elder, Why, what makes you so 
busy? 

John, I am getting out the 34th edition 
of my Polyglott Plutarch. 

W, the EUer, Whereabouts? 

John, In Geor^um Sidus. 

W, the Elder. The deuce you are ! How 
is King George about these times, if I may 
be so bold ? 

John, Rather poorly, I am sorry to say. 

Jon, Come, come, doctor, I don't see why 
you can't take a day's recreation as well as 
any other ghost. 7 shall stay and dine with 
the old gentleman, anyhow. 

John, Well, Ben, if you say so, — 

Jon, I do say so, Sam, most decidedly. 

John, So be it, then. But where are you 
goii^, 1andl<nxl ? 

W, the Elder, Only to make a suggestion 
or two to the cook. I'll be back presently. 
Meanwhile amuse yourself with that, {hams 
him a morning paper f Ben, Jonson loses himself 
at the same time in the pages of Doggett s 



W. the Elder, (Re-entering,) Well, friends, 
I have not kept you watting long, I hope. 
Ah, Ben, what poetry have you got there f 

Jon. Poetry? 

W, the Elder, Oh, I beg your pardon, I 
see ; hunting up your namesakes, eh ? You 
find a pretty large home circle there, do you 
not? 

Jon. Yes, indeed. Here are at least a 
score of Benjamin Jonsons, all in a row. 
They seem to be mostly men of color, how- 
ever, and in the white-washing line. 

Jhhn, What a state of things, to be sure. 
Such unblushing impudence, t^ ! 

Jon, Halloo, doctor, what are you getting 
80 excited about ? 

John. If this is your democracy, these 
the results of Independence, God save the 
King, say I, to all eternity. 

Jon, What are you grunting about, eh ? 

John, Why the scoundrel editor here, 
actually conmtulates the country on the 
election of a Bam-'humer to the gubernatorial 
chair. Think of that, Ben: a Dam-burner, 
— a wretch that in our time would have dan- 
ded at Tjrbum, made governor! There's 
Republicanism for you. 



Jon. Yes, and of a pretty rosy tint, I 
should say. 

W, the Elder, Poh, poh, doctor; wiiat 
afifectation ! X^u must nave seen at once 
that that is a mere nickname. 

John, Well, well, that alters the case. 
He soes on to say ' The Lieutentant Governor 
on the other hand, is a Hard^SheU Hunkevy at 
the worst kind. ' What, in the name of won- 
der, is a Hard-Shell Hunker ? 

Jon. Why don't you look it out ? There's 
your own dictionary, there right under yoar 
nose. 

John. Pshaw! Ck>me> old gentl^nsa, 
throw a little light on this subject, if you 
please. 

W, the Elder, Well, doctor, a hard shell 
hunker means a thorough going old tory, and 
enemy of progress,— just what tfou woold 
have been, asking your pardon this very mo- 
ment, had you been a hve yankeo and voter 
in the empire State here, and not an ikiglish 
ghost. 

John. But why hard-shell? — ^why hard- 
shell ? 

W. the Elder, Well, I was about to add 
that the terms Hunker and Barnburner rdate 
to State questions, while the distinctions of 
soft and hard shell have reference to Federal 
difficulties, and more especially, to the fiun- 
ous Compromise measure of 1850. 

Jon. Oh, confound your yankee politics ! 
Sam, how the deuce does this interest us ? 

W, the Elder, So I say, besides it would 
take at least a century to explain the thing 
properly. 

John, Well, well, hang the newspaper! 
But have you a monthly among you ? 

W, the Elder. Have we a monthly among 
us ? To be sure we have ; half a dozen tip- 
top ones. Here are some of them on the 
taole, now ; there's old Knick to begin with 
— the oldest and best of them all ; full of his 
fun, I can tell you, (hands him the Knicker^ 
booker,) 

Jchn, Ah, that print is too fine foi^ my old 
eyes. But what's that pleasant looking doc- 
ument in green ? 

W, th: Elder, Putnum. Its inside is quite 
as pleasant too, I assure you. 

John, It has a far more cheerful, sprightly 
look to me than the other. What superb 
cuts, too ! 

W, the Elder, But here's the boy. (hands 
him Har^,) What do you suppose now, 
doctor, IS the circulation of mis w(»*ld- 
searcher ? 

John, Oh, how should I know? Some 
six or seven thousand, perhaps. 

W, the Elder, 120,000. 

John. You amaze roe! Why that's at 
least a hundred and fifteen thousand more 
subscribers than brother Cave ever had in 
his palmiest days. 



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W. the Elder. Bj the wvy, what did bro- 
ther Cttre chftrge a number f 

Joku. Why a crown; of course ; the old 
ptiee. 

W. the Elder. And Eburper only charges a 
qouter. 

kika. HanjT your yankee currency ! How 

W. the Eider. A shilling. 

Mn. Whew ! what, all this for a shillmg ? 
It tooks like real good stuff, too. (Runs his 
tytover the contents,) Napoleon Buonaparte 
^Mimey a Moter — My Novel— The Last of 
the Bomrbons — Homes of American Publishers 
—Nero a Gentieman cmd a Scholar — Editor^s 
Drawer — Books of the Month, By the way, 
how are criticisms a bushel, now ? 

W.thelMer. What is it? 

Johm. I asked you how much criticisms 
vere a bushd ? 

W. the Ekler. I don't understand you Doctor. 

Jckn. Poh, poh ! none of 3rour nonsense. 
Tofu a literary man, and not know the market- 
ntes? Come, show us a few of your sam- 
^es. What do you expect to give now for a 
dozen first-rate puffit for your fbrth-coming 
ofiate, — ^I ask your pardon, — tragedy, I meant 
to say ? What ought I to nay an acre, for 
MoBKal Notices? sound orthodox Sermons, 
toe; what are they worth a barrel ? Why, 
what's the matter with the mant Come, come, 
haren't you a tariff of prices to show a ghost ? 

W. the EkUr. Doctor Jdinson ! 

Jchn. Well, what is it? 

W. the Elder. I am perfectly thunderstruck 
St the tone at your remark. Do you dare 
to insinuate that criticism has become an 
article of merchandise among us ? Fie, fie, 
for ihame ! Let me tell you, once for all, that 
however much you old Ehiglanders of the 
18th century may have disgniced yourselves 
in this way, we New Englanders of the 19th 
century luive a perfect scorn for all such 
traasaetions. 

John. Well, well, well ; no offence meant ; 
let's diange the subject. It won't do for us 
to be wasting the day, either, in chattering. 
What are these same lions that you proposed 
to show us? 

W. the Elder. First and foremost, there's 
the OrjTstal Palace ; then the Hippodrome : 
the Academy of Design : the Egyptian Anti- 
quities : in net a score of things that I think 
would interest you. By the wajr, what be- 
lated you so, Ben ? I was afraid you were 
not goiBgto respond to ray invocation at first. 

Jon. Well, the truth is, somehow or other, 
I took the wrong parallel, and so, instead of 
ttiikine Qotham, I came plump into Portland. 

W. &e Elder. Indeed! Ton might have 
got to a worse place. A fine, sprightly little 
dty ; you were charmed with it, I dare say. 

Jon. I beg your pardon, I was never more 
inhospitably treated in all my experience. 



W. the Elder. How so? 

Jon, Well, you must know, that being 
somewhat exhausted, after my long sqtM 
jaunt, presently after alighting at the hotel, 
I called for a little brandy and water ; and 
what do you think the landlord told me? 
Such a landlord too ; a long, lean, melanchdy 
looking person in purple spectacles ; the very 
opposite in all respects, of my host of the 
Mermaid. * Individual ;' said he, with marked 
solemnity of manner, and with a singularly 
nasal twang, * Are vou not aware that it is 
contrary to law V * What ?' said L * Why,' 
said he, * dealing in ardent spirits.' * What,' 
said I, * Do you really mean to tell me, that 
a respectable foreigner can't mix a little weak 
grog here in a gentlemanly way, without 
running against the statute-book?' *I do,' 
said he, * most distinctly.' * Off I ^, then,' 
said, I * posthaste. ' * Stop,' said he, < if you are 
positively unwell and under medical advice, 
follow me, without further remarks.* I did 
so. He straightway conducted me through 
a long, narrow passage, into a room with 
closed shutters, where, by gas-light, he ad- 
ministered unto me, under a name as long as 
himself, which I cannot now recall, some of 
the fieriest Hollands I ever encountered. 

John. That was no place for youy Ben, 
evidently. 

Jon, No, indeed, I was right gjad to get 
into anotherjurisdiction, I assure you. 

W, the Elder. Well, they are a pretty 
queer set up that way. Their intentions are 
good, I dare say ; but I've no great faith in 
such legidation, myself. Butcome spirits, let's 
be off while da^gbt lasts. (Exeunt,) 



THE OLD WOMAN WHO 
LIVED IN^A SHOE. 

Few of our readers, we opine, but have 
attained to the traditionary knowledge of the 

^old woman who Ilred tn aiboe. 

And had ro many cbildTcn, she did'nt know what to do," 

We ourselves possess a faint impression we 
have had the acquaintance of the old lady, 
and if never installed into her ancient habita- 
tion, have descried hs/t in a little red cloak, 
walking about in the oool of the evening. 
The fanciful impressions of childhood are in 
after years like realities. 

« The truth that is and truth thftt items, 
Mix in fantastio strife." 

But to pass from one allegoir to another, we 
have encountered a foreigh literary importa- 
tion, rare in itself and from a rare source, by 
which it would appear that in this da^ of 
railroads and steamboats, of caloric engines 
and universal suffrage, the old woman cannot 
be left in peace, but must be submitted to all 
the tortures springing firom public curiosity 
that win not be satiated. Her whole internal 



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eoonomy is interfered with. Political Sur* 
yeyors, luid Architects, social Masons and 
Carpenters, all must have their say. If 

** Britannia needs no bulwark. 
No toworc akmg the itMp," 

she at least needs, it would seem, the officious 
interference of " the next of kin. " A learned 
and noble author it may be, and a learned 
and noble author we think it is, who has here 
donned the reverent garb of an apostolical 
adviser ; the speech is at once so crude and 
the words so heavily labored. Like Mark 
Brutus on the accusation preferred against 
him on the death of Caesar, we may say, 
** It is agrievbas charge, and grieToudy," 

because so laboriously and painfully hath 
this noble and learned author (in a few cc^ies 
made to circulate amidst his friends) set it 
forth. Now, first, of the old woman, partic- 
ularly: 

'* And for ages, ere St Augustine's foot had 
pressed the Kentish beach, bound <m a Chris* 
Uan mission to King Ethelbert who dwelt in 
a near vidley, where the rude gateway of the 
royal Sax<ni s palace now serves as entrance 
to a yeoman's farm— ere this Churchman had 
converted Britannia's early-bom to profess 
the Christian fiuth — Britannia had shown 
herself a partial mother. In short, since the 
ancient date of her first-bom's birth-day 
infant she has had her children elect. And 
the elect luLve ever fared at the expense of 
their despised brothers and sisters, and the 
latter, till within the last twenty years, have 
suffered their wrongs with enduring pa- 
tience." 

But all power involves resistance: every 
depression, political, physical or moral, has 
its corresponding elevation, and action is fol- 
lowed by reaction. So listen : 

''But of late the snubbed of Britannia 
have raised a clamor in the shoe, which 
alarms her, and the prolific mother asks 
counsel of her elect in vain. Not knowing 
what to do with so many starving brats, yet 
anxious to qudl their rioting, she has locked 
up a few <3i the most turbulent and threat- 
ened to visit with the severest punishment 
all who may misbehave themselves for the 
future. She has crowded all her offspring 
into one shoe, and though she has many capa- 
cious shoes, almost emp^, she whines, and 
tells you that she can't afford to remove any 
of her progeny thither. Meanwhile the family 
lie huddled together, miserably clad and 
starving : and now and then you may hear 
oaths muttered against her who brought them 
fiMth to linger out a wretched li^ And 
within hearing of these heart-broken mur- 
murs Belgravia rides magnificently attend- 
ed." 

But of the size, make and shape of the 
shoe ? Anticipating this astute questicm, the 



author replies, <' It is exactly in breadth and 
length, of the measurement of great Britaizi : 
in shape, most irregular; in make, thou^ii 
the Umd old woman asserts the contrary, 
how far off perfection \ as to fashion, remark- 
able. The French shoe, she will tdl jofx, 
and the Prassian and Austrian shoes cannot 
be borne after hers ; foreign shoes, she tells 
you, with a toss o£ her head, are alwavs 
bursting; whilst hers .may be wom by the 
most sensitive with the most perfect ease 
and freedom." 

Whilst the author protests agunst the 
dame's swagger, and allows that it has mmay 
and great advantages over those fashioned by 
the Napoleons and Mettemichs of the day ; 
that it is a stupendous manufacture ; mm^ 
nificent as regards material, he at the same 
time urges that it is of unequal workmanship, 
and though a shoe that looks marveUoosfy 
well it is calculated to remind one of the 
giant Wellingtons, of wondrous polish, 
wherewith plebeian snobs are wont to decor- 
ate Uieir shop-fronts. '* Its exterior is with- 
out flaw or memish, viewed from a distance, 
but it will not bear examination." 

Out on a walk with the old lady, on which 
she led the author through streets and squares 
where every house was fit for an empress, 
and in which she curtsied to a lump of lm>n3ie 
— a huge horse and a hooked nosea rider, he 
gather^ this tmth : 

'*That in Britannia's shoe, — as with the 
Amakosas and Amapondas of Kafi^land — 
the warrior ranks before the statesmen and 
the philosopher— the art of wounding rec^v- 
ing more homage than the art of healing. 
With no wish to depreciate the great services 
of F. M., the Duke, it simply occurred to us 
that statesmen were at least as worthy of 
their country's admiration, as successful gen- 
erals. However we suppressed our thou^ts 
on the matter, and with depressed spirits 
trudged onward in the steps of our matronly 
guide. We presently came up with Britan- 
nia in a fine park, where we staged some time 
to rest oursdves. With an air of triumph 
she pointed towards a palace of uriy exterior, 
built in a hollow; then, as wim a fairy's 
wand, she made the stuccoed walls as trans- 
parent as dass — revealing the most sumptu- 
ous magnificence. We saw men and women 
imbedded in their wealth — ^literally buried 
in jewels and gold and costliest clothes : and 
we beheld gidleries brilliantly lighted and 
furnished, as Britannia's playhouse managers 
have it, regardless of expense. We were 
dazzled by this display, and in our abstrac- 
tion showed our weakness, by muttering i 
within the hearing of Britannia. Magnifi- j 
cent!" I 

For the contrast : 

<* We had been watching some thousands of | 
crouching creatures stalking in the narrow 



THE OLD WOMAN WHO LIVED IN A SHOE. 



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ys of a less merry part of the city, 

the dame addressed na, and we had 

pud due attention to her words; and 

rfaen she noticed our abstraction, and more 

pulicularly the objects of our scrutiny, she 

became uneasy, and sought again to direct 

our attention to the palaces in the west.'' 

The old lady never had such a rating as 

00 this occasion — a severe castigation inter- 
mixed with some oi the sagest advice on the | 
gcnereal subject of shoes, blacking and polish. | 
As oar readers, stout and numbeiiess as they | 
we, woold not be likely to survive any more, 1 
we win conclude therewith : 

** Ton must not give them up to men who I 
don't know how to polish them. Each shoe 
moat be allowed to af^oint its own ^ boots.' 
Tour Canadiari, Cape, Fort, Natal, and Aus- 
tralian shoes must be well made and well 
polished — ^that they .may be both creditable 
lod comfortable to the wearers. As it is, 
they are ontidy, neglected places, where men 
rmir as gamblers, and wnence they gener- 
^if return as soon as possible, large gainers. 
Madam, believe us, it is not by casting your 
most depraved, and your most wretch^ chil- 
dren upon luxuriant lands, without guidance 
lod without help, that you will rear abroad 
ftmiliee as great as that which remains at 
home. As Sie Greeks did of old so must you 
be prepared to do. You must depart to your 
immense territcnies, organize coionies com- 
frehending all the elements of your home 
society. In Australia, in Canadian back- 
woods, and in New Zeidand, the intellectual 

1 vigor as well as the iron muscle of your chil- 
dren are wanted. At present emigration is 
regarded by your chiloren as the desperate 
iHemative of starving men ; whereas, if pro- 
moted in a spirit worthy of your name, it 

I would be looked upon as the wholesome re- 
Bolt of that indomitable spirit of enterprise 
8Aid to be the characteristic of your race. 
Mmy among your well-fed children declare 

I emigration to be an unnecessary and uncon- 
8tituti<mal means of relieving your crowded 

j &ffiily; besides, they, say, no Englishman 

I win leave his country while he can keep body 
iad soul in her; and an Irishman would 
rather exist in Ireland on potatoes than in 
exfle on the daintiest food. And we believe, 
to a certain extent, that this is the feeling of 
vo<8r children : but pray, recollect that this 
love fji motherland and averseness to seek 
abroad the comforts denied at home, is the re- 
sult of colonial mis-government. The colonial 
subject should be in all respects the equal of 
the subject resident in England. If it be 
jtmr wish (as it is that <m every sensible 
person) that the tide ci emigration flow copi- 
ously to your distant and empty shoes, you 
must so regulate and furnish tnem that they 
mar give to year childen who repair to them 
all the politi^ advantages of the shoe from 



which they have emigrated. But so long as 
your distant shoes are at the mercy of * bc^' 
who have never seen them, but who, enscon- 
ced in Downing-street, give ignorant orders 
respecting them, so long will your children 
of substance turn a mistrustful eye towards 
colonial shoes, and carefully buttoning their 
pockets, remain content with the three per 
cents. You would do well to treat your col- 
onial family as independent, rather than de- 
pendent childr^. Uive them full freedom to 
make the best of their natural resources, and 
cease to leave them at the mercy of theorists 
at home. Your boy, Stanley, gets into your 
Colonial-office, and forthwith proceeds to test 
the soundness of his theories at the expense 
of New South Wales, when presently he is 
ousted by Grey, who does not happen to think 
with his predecessor, and so countermands 
his orders. This system must no longer be 
practised. It appears to us, in fact, that 
your expensive colonial office might be par- 
tially done awa^ with if you were prepared 
to ^ve up all interference in your colonial 
shoes, except in any case where the constitu- 
tion of either country was threatened. Why 
not allow your colonies to be entirely self-gov- 
erning, reserving to yourself (that is to say, 
to Parliament) the right of interfering if a 
colonial legislature pass any measure infring- 
ing upon the principles of your common con- 
stitution? Why not adopt the system of 
representing yourself in the person of a consul 
<Hr ambassador, directing your colonies to 
send their respective representatives to their 
mother country ? Treat your colonial chil- 
dren as men, not as so many puppets made to 
move at your beck. Give them a fair inde- 
pendence, and you will give them energy : 
make them seli-supporting, and you do jus- 
tice to your childen at home. You cannot 
in fairness to those who remain with you 
burden them with an annual payment of four 
millions of money. If you are prepared to 
treat your colonial children as becomes a 
mother, you may make an annual saving of 
three millions sterling, and for the next ten 
years you might with advantage, both to your 
colonial and home families spend two millions 
annually of the money saved in the promo- 
tion of a system of colonization founded on 
sound, and economic princijdes." 

** Treat them as becomes a mother ! How 
you talk ;" remonstrated Lady Britannia. 

** Madam," we answered apologetically, 
**we do not accuse you of wilful cruelty, 
but we certainly do hold you guilty of per- 
severing in a policy dictated in a spirit 
of feudalism, and adhered to with remorse- 
; less severity. Will no examples warn 
i you from your perilous course ? Can you 
calmly contemplate the mutual animosity of 
! your children t Can you c<mtentedly look 
I forward to the day when your children in 



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your Canadian, Cape, and Anstralian shoes, 
will struggle to rid themselves of your ma- 
ternal rule; f«r, believe us, if you do not 
train yourself to treat your adult children as 
equals, they will rebd and disown their mo- 
ther. Taught by the high spirited example 
<^ that poor child, you must confess, you ill- 
treated sorely, they will disown you, and 
assert their perfect independence of your 
rule. If you are pre^pared to persevere dog- 
gedly in your present course, we would warn 
you to be also prepared for a decay and an 
old age of sorrow and loneliness. You have 
now the richest family and the finest shoes 
in the world; and while you loudly vaunt 
your pre-eminence, learn to act so that you 
may not forfeit that which is your boast. 
Your shoes include an area of between 4,000, 
000 and 5,000,000 of square miles, independ- 
ent of your own insular shoe ; and on this 
vast expanse lie scattered the scanty popula- 
tion of 5,000,000 of people ; whereas in your 
own home, which is scarcely 40,000 square 
miles in extent, you jam some 28,000,000 of 
souls. Does not your own sense tell you that 
this unequal distribution of your family, is 
preposterous and absurd! Well, on these 
colonial shoes, you expend annually upwards 
of £4,000,000 sterling, while your exports to 
them average but £9,000,000 sterling. Is 
this fact evidence of sound statesmanship ?'' 

^i^arre among % '$t\o ^aoh. 



NiOM-r 

THE 



wA-roMBa, o^ 
OROse~av e. 



TMB. PBACB OF 



— This collection of sacred Ivrics, evinces 
poetic talent of extraordinary character. For 
sweetness of diction, beauty of verse, terseness 
of thought, and exuberance of fancy, they are 
little l^hind, if not equal to, the most ad- 
mired pieces of Reble. A vein of quiet pa- 
thos is detected throughout. Among the 
gems of the volume we notice "Flower 
Thoughts," " The Pastor's Blessing, " **St. 
Peter^s Bells," The Mourner," "Wbyaml 
Sick?" &c. A striking feature of the book 
is the imique and novel application of Scrip- 
ture passages to particular subjects. Many 
verses are thus transfigured into sparkling 
jewels. The estimable and learned Rector 
of St. James' Church tells us in the neat intro- 
duction with which he presents the work to 
the favorable notice of the public that ** these 
poems were written during the progress of a 
nervous disease so distressing in its symptoms 
that the maintenance of a connected train 
of thought seemed wonderfiil, and its expres- 
sion in writing a physical impossibility. * ' We 
cordially commend these productions of a 
young and gifted female sufferer to the notice 
and regard of the literary public. The work 
is published by Hazard, of our dty. 



HARRV MUIR. 

— ^This is a story of a Scottish life of decided 
power and interest ; one which portrays in 
striking relief the weakness of man, and the 
gentle, tender devotion of woman. We see 
much to commend in a novel when it carriea 
with it so good a moral as does, "Harnr 
Muir." Young men who are coming into the 
world may then read it, and pause at the 
threshhola of sense-gratification even long- 
enough to conclude to turn back. We ques- 
tion whether a work of more power has ema- 
nated fron Sootia since the days of the Wiz- 
ard himself. We know the reading of it sent 
the old-fashioned thriD through us. The 
author unquestionably demands a high posi- 
tion among her sister novelists ; indeed, tak- 
ing the avera^ of Miss Bronte, from «* Jane 
Eyre" to " Vilette," she is in no way inferior 
to that successfiil writer. 



ISHOK OP THfiC WOOOa. 

— A new and veiy beautiful edition of this 
story has just been publi^ied by Redfield, of 
New York. The author, we presume, has 
now but little time, and less inclination, to 
devote himself to novel-writing ; being, as is 
known, the editor of the ** North American" 
newspaper, and the mouth-piece of a political 
party, whose principles require an immense 
de$X of labor and talent to define and sustain. 
He can, however, beguile an hour or so, now 
and then, by trimming up old works, and 
sending them forth with uresh-washed faces 
and new coats and pantaloons. The novels 
of Dr. Bird are all of a high order. It is a 
pity that he ever abandoned the field of liter- 
ature. If the truth were known, we doubt 
not he would gladly say adieu to the foetid 
atmosphere of partisanship in which he is 
now immersed ; for such an atmosphere must 
be wholly uncongenial to him ; while it is 
plainly one in wMch he was never made to 
shine. 

^mrmm pl.ooov, 

— Messrs. Getz, Buck & Co. have got out a 
neat edition of this work which embraces a 
number of the best sketches of the late 
lamented Joseph C. Neal. Th^ embellish- 
ments in the volume are numerous and well 
executed ; indeed, the ensemble of the regen- 
erated Ploddy is of the most attractive char- 
acter. Neal, in his peculiar style as a writer, 
stands alone. His works, will, we think, 
grow more and more Taluable the older they 
grow. They contain not merely the excita- 
tives for laughter ; but also food for profitable 
reflection. They are, indeed, as was their 
brilliant author — ^we knew him well — ^the 
drollest compound of humor and philosophy, 
fim and earnest, imaginable. 



BIZARRE AMONG THB NEW BOOKS. 



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BRA89 ROUIMOSR'8 OUIOB. 

—A. Hart, late Carej & Hart, has just pub- 
Mied a very useful little work with this title. 
It is from thepen of James Larkin, conductor 
of the Brass Foundiy department in the P^m 
Works of this city, and is designed to furnish 
ft concise treatise of the art of Brass Founding, 
Moulding, &c., with practical Rules, Tables, 
and Receipts for Gold, Silver, Tin and Ck>pper 
Founding, Plumbers, Bronze and Bell-found- 
ers, Jewellers, &c. 

T-MK |^^OrvlAROHI8-r. 

—We presented an extract from this spirited 
American novel while it was passing through 
the press of Mr. A. Hart of our city ; and, 
doubtless, much to the gratification of our 
readers. Mr. J. B. Jones, the author, has 
retson to feel proud of the " Monarchist." 
It is truly one o( the best revolutionary sto- 
nes we have read for many a day. The pub- 
lic Hke it too ; for one edition is already ex- 
hausted, and another will shortly be issued. 
, Mr. Jones has a fine reputation as a romance 
writer. He gathers it, too, from a large num- 
. ber of works, among which his "Wild Western 
I Scenes" stand prominent. He enters into a 
'. 1 subject like the revolution, quite con amore. 
"Hie characters in the " Monarchist" are all 
I realities of the " times that tried men's souls," 
', and not creatures of the fancy. In other 
) words, they flourished in Virginia, where the 
j scene is laid. 

[ —This work is made up' of a variety of 

; sketdies, some of which have appeared in 

' newspapers and other *ephemeralitie8.' They 

tre of the Davy Crockett school, and we con- 

; teas not entirely according to refined taste. 

T%at they possess humor, and that the author is 

1 ri^t comical chap, no one can for a moment 

draij. He writes, too, after a fashion highly 

popular with the rather unscrupulous million, 

and hence his works must sell. Redfield, of 

Kew York is the publisher. 

BLKwisrre of -tmk lj^ws. 
; —This is a worit just published by lippin- 
i eott, Qfan^x) and Co. of our city, and em- 
, bnoes dements or outlines of the system of 
' dril and criminal laws now in force through- 
oat the United States. The author is Thomas 
L Smith, late one of the judg^ of the Su- 
preme Court of the State of Indiana. Lepl 
rii^ flmd privileges in all parts of the Union 
may be gathered from the volume. It has 
been iBtndaoed into the pnbhc 8dKx>ls of 
Incbnuia. 

' UMfMOTIOSO BOOKS. 

~ The following new books are on our table 

awaiting notice: — From the Harpers, New 

' York, De Bauchesne's <' History of the Dau- 

I phm of France;" *' Ellen linn, '^ a Franconian 



Story, by J. Abbott; *' Coleridge's Works," 
third and fourth vdumes ; «* Yusef, a Crusade 
in the East," by J. Ross Browne. Fnxn 
Crosby, Nichols, & Co., Boston— "Reason 
and Faith, and Easays," by Rogers. From 
Phillipfi, Sampson, & Co., Boston,— " Lectures 
on Life and Health," by Alcott. 



— The April number of ** Harper " is capital. 
A work so admirably sustained as is this 
magazine, well desei-ves the brilliant favor 
which it receives. 

— The " American Law Register " for April, 
has just been issued by the publishers, D. B. 
Canfield & Co., No. 9 Mercantile Library 
Building. It is filled with valuable decisions, 
as well as much other material calculated to 
attract the attention of legal gentlemen. The 
publishers are fiill of enterprise, and have our 
best wishes for success. 

— Mr. Thackeray has finished his Southern 
tour, and has announced his speedy return to 
England. It is not unlikely that he will pay 
us a second visit before many years have 
rolled away. 

— Rev. J. H. Ingraham, author of " Robert 
Kyd, " and other blood- and-thunder novels, ori- 
ginally printed tensor twelve years ago, in a 
letter to the " Churchman " disclaims all share 
in their recent republication. 

Professor Ingraham is now an Episcopal 
clergyman, and may well be ashamed of such 
boyish emanations as the works in notice. 
He has talent, very decided talent, and had 
he been contented, as a literary man, to rest 
upon his " South- West, by a Yankee," he 
would have been saved much annoyance, and 
the shedding of much ink. The "Home 
Journal," we note, by the way, makes Prof 
I. the author of " Nick of the Woods," a mis- 
take, of course, as Dr. Bird will testify. 

— The London "Daily News" states, that 
Sir Edward Bulwer Lytton hafl agreed to allow 
himself to be put in nomination for the office 
of Honorary President of the University of 
Edinburg. Lord Campbell, Mr. Macaulay, and 
Mr. D'Israeli had previously declined the 
honor. 

— The Paris Charivari^ the London Athe- 
nssum informs us, has been formally excluded 
from the States of Austria,— laughter being a 
political offence in the new military codes of 
the continent— the more dangerous from its 
vagueness and mobility. The French humor- 
ists have not, however, lost mndi by the 
bum : for it is reported of them that u^ 
had only eleven suoscribers in the Austrian 
empire, and one ci these is Francis-Joeeph 
hixoselil 



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BIZARRi:. 



— The London papers inform us that among | 
the coming auctions of interest to literary 
men and odlectors generally, may be men- 
tioned the sale of the very fine library of Dr. 
Hawtrey, of Eton, which will shortly come 
off. Mr. Hawtrey has long been known as a 
well-read and lilieral collector of books, stu- 
dious about editions and condition of books 
as well. We presume Mr. Pennington of our 
city has catalogues of the collection. 

— The centenary of the birth of the elder 
Roscoe was celebrated in Liverpool by a pub- 
lic breakfast. A son of the historian wa^ 
present, and a paper was read on the style 
and hterary character of the most celebrated 
of Liverpool authors. 

— The English papers announce the death, on 
the 5th ult.,of Mr. Frederick Shoberl, senior, 
a German by birth, and in conjunction with 
old Mr. Ackermann, of London, the first to 
introduce the class of illustrated books called 
"Annuals." 

— The London Times says, " It has long been 
known to physiologists that ceilain coloring 
matters administered to animals along with 
their food, possess the property of entering 
into the system and tin^g the bones. In 
this way the bones of swme have been tinged 
purple by madder, and instances are on record 
of other animaLs being similarly affected. No 
attempt, however, was made to turn this 
beautiful discovery to account until lately, 
when M. Boulin speculated on what might 
have been the consequences of administering 
colored articles of food to silkworms just be- 
fore spinning their cocoons. His first experi- 
ments were conducted with indigo, which he 
mixed in certain proportions with the mul- 
berry leaves serving the worms for food. The 
result of this treatment was successful, — he 
obtained blue cocoons. Prosecuting still fur- 
ther his experiments, he sought a red coloring 
matter capable of being eaten by the silk- 
worms, without injury resulting. He had 
some difSculty to nnd such a coloring matter 
at first, but eventually alighted on the Big- 
nonia chica. Small portions of this plant hav- 
ing been added to the mulberry leaves, the 
silkworms consumed the mixture, and pro- 
duced red-colored silk. In this manner the 
experimenter, who is still prosecuting his 
researches, hopes to obtain silk as secreted by 
the worm of many other colors." 
— The London Athenaum has notices of 
Lowell and Reed — ^two popular American 
poets. The former it thinlut has an ''earnest 
spirit of love," and a '* passionate sense of 
wrong," is "skillful <rf hand," but "defi 
cient in tone." The "Summer Shower" of 
tiie latter, it asserts, contains " graphic mu- 
sic," a " rain measure," Ix. T^ Jthenaum 
in the course of its introductory remariu to 
these notices of Lowell and Reed, talks, and 



with reason, of the " foreign tone" which has 
too much pervaded American poetry hereto- 
fore. Now and then, it says, at long inter- 
vals, the sound of the " true harp, struck hy 
a mature and skillful hand, did come wafted 
to us over the Atlantic wave, — but it had for 
the most part a tone foreign to the scenes in 
which it played, and fell fkmiliarly on the 
English ear Hke a music uttered bsside our 
own streams." It adds: "The causes for 
this are easily traced, — and resolve them- 
selves, in fact, into so many reasons, explain- 
ing why the American muse was foreign- 
taught. But gradually she has been learning 
to walk her native hills, — to sit by American 
rivers, and hang her harp upon American 
trees to catch the touches of the free western 
breeze. This has for some time been very 
observable — though not perhaps in the more 
eminent American examples — even under the 
continued existence of some of those fetters 
which most restrained her home wing. But 
circumstances are combining for her emanci- I 
pation : and the prospect before us, under the 
new law of international copyright, of a rapid 
growth for America, and a rich harvest in I 
all her fields, attracts attention to this depart- 
ment of our theme when we pass an hour or 
two with the Poets." We certainly have 
subjects enough for poetry. Indeea, never 
did a land offer a history fuller fraught with 
incidents of romantic caste. 

— The large and valuable library of the late 
Baron Walackenaer is announced for sale in 
Paris on the 12th of next month, and forty- 
eight following days. 

— A new grave-stone has been recently placed 
over the grave of Chatterton and his family 
in the churchyard of St Mary, Redcliffe, 
Bristol, (Eng.), on which is the following in- 
scription : 

In Memory of 
Thomas Chatterton, Schoolmaster, who died 

7th August, 1752, aged 39 years. 
Also Thomas Newton, Son-in-law of the above, 
who died 29th September, 1785, aged 
40 years. 
Also 2 of his Sons and 1 Daughter. 
Also Sarah Chatterton, Widow of the above 
Thomas Chatterton, who died 25th 
December, 1791, aged 60 years. 
Also Mary Newton, Widow of the above Tho- 
mas Newton, who died 23rd February, 
1804, aged 53 years. 
Also Mary Ann Newton, ^inster. Daughter 
of the above Thomas and Mary Newton, 
who died 7th September, 1807, aged 
24 years. 
The old Tombstone having fallen into de- 
cay was thus replaced 

Anno Domini MDCCCLIH. 
Sholto Vere Harb, 

WiLUAM Hm«RT EnWASOfi, 

Churchwardens. 



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15 



(Kditors' $M&Sm. 



m 



—The etymdogy of this word we do not pre- 
cis^ know. It is one, however, which is 
applied to those who enjoy the privilege of 
fince tickets to oitert&inments of all kinds, 
whether h&Ting claim or not to a ^tiiity of 
^kind. We understand that the bst of dead- 
onr city is so considerable that 
groan at the very tiiought of its 
p c nderoaity ; particuburly, too, as it is eyeiy 
day growing. Formerly the honor of dead- 
hfaicHwn was confined to the press; now, 
howeTer, it embraces, in addition to these, 
laanagers of literary, mnsical, philosophical 
and other societies, hotel keepers and their 
aaristantfi, captains of steamboats, and officials 
cf all kinds, mnn mayor <k>wn to the tip-stave 
in an alderman's office, hangers-on of the 
freas, or gentlemen outsiders, who now and 
thea are permitted to write an editorial para- 
gr^ih, &c. When, indeed, one contemplates 
the length of ih& dead-head list ; when one re- 
gards its q)ecialitie8, item by item, class by 
diss ; one is puzzled to know how any money 
at an, is gathered at theatres and concerts. 
The receipts are very considerable, however ; 
ao much so, that several artistes have already 
acquired fbrtmies amcmg us, while others are 
rapdly following suit How is this? We 
reply : — Those who do pay, pay exorbitantly. 
Two, three, five, and seven dollars have b^ 
rea£ly given for a single ticket to a concert ; 
and even now, two dollars are required to hear 
Madam Sontag, Signer Badiali, and Signoc 
Pozndoni ; for when we have mentioned ttiese 
very 8uperi<»: artistes, we have sounded the 
wh^e «pths c{ the present operatic troupe 
at the NationaL Two dollars ! An amoimt 
widdi supports many a family a week, and by 
\ DO means meanlv either ; an amount, to earn 
whidi we are obliged to labor for many an 
hour. 

We do think it the duty of the press to aid 
in abolishing these high prices — they are anti- 
r^blican, and degnuie us in the very ^es of 
tme for whose boiefit we are so anxious to 
disburse our cash. With few exceptions, the 
only result is to support the attach' s and rela- 
tioos of the hard-working performers in a life 
of inordinate luxury, if not debaucheiy, and 
often to sopply their reckless losses at the 
gamnag-tabie. Music, though the sweetest Qf 
the gins of the gods, should not be bought by 
us, though rich, when its purdiase induces so 
pomicioas a license. 

On the score of unprecedented attractions, 
y» Sontag troupe cannot claim Uie exorbitant 
prices ibey charge. It contains three or four 
a^erim* artistes we will allow ; among them, 
of course, the heantiftd Countess her^, and 
SgnoffS Badiali and PozzoUni. But what does 



the aggregate amount to, when compared with 
the late magnificent Havana troupe, who san^ 
for us, with Bosio, Steflanone, Vietti, Salvi, 
Badiali, Marini, and Beneventano, to say 
nothing of an ordiestra containing Botessini 
and Arditi, and yet charged only one dollar 
the ticket? 

How are these exorbitant prices to be reformed 
away ? We answer by renising to pay them. 
If managers continue to tax such rates, ke^ 
away firom their shows. It ib wrong for citi- 
zens who are without the bounds of dead-head- 
ery to pay for those who are within them. 
Let your Prima Donnas sing for a fair price, 
and look to the whole public to sustam them. 
Make every body pay who goes to an opera 
or other amusement ; editors and all. When 
an^ thing is wanted of newspapers, let it be 
paid for specifically, unless for the entertain- 
ment of his readers an editor choses to notice 
a performance. 

Some editors have told us that they counted 
themselves under no obligations to managers 
for tickets : that they gave throng their col- 
umns more than they received. This may, or 
may not be the fact. One thing we do know ; 
those gentlemen of the press, who really can 
do least, always think tl^ can do the most ; 
they hence are most imporUinate in the demand 
for free- tickets. So far as ** BizaArb*' is con- 
cerned it probably has as high a class of read- 
ers as any other paper in the city ; indeed our 
lists are made up mainly of educated accom- 
plished people, and specially those who pat- 
ronize the Opera. What might be done by 
our pages, hence, to benefit such an entertain- 
ment, will be seen at once. 



THB OPKRA 



— The great musical and operatic sensation that 
prevailed quarter of a century ago in Europe, 
has been revived in this age, in Philadelpma, 
and by the same instrument. Madam Sontag. 
It is difficult for one who saw her during the 
period first mentioned, to credit his own ad- 
vance in ycMTS, as he now beholds her again 
at the foot^lights, radiant with beauty, youth- 
fulness and humor. This remarkable preser- 
vation of appearance, however, is not more 
the theme of general observation than the 
equally wonderihl conservation of that voice 
which, syren-like, enchants all who have once 
listened to its notes. 

It is difficult to make an^ distinction either 
in her delightfiil vocalization, or her superb 
acting, in any of the operas in which she has 
now appeared, La Somnambula, La Fi^a dd 
Reggimento, Lucrezia Boigia, Linda di Cha- 
mouni, II Barbiere di Seviglia, or Don Pas- 
quale. Perhi^ ^e looked the most charming 
as the mendacious little Rosina, but hsr voice 
has preserved its uniform fireshness and melody 
throughout the whole series. We were parti- 
cularly struck with her graceful rendering in 



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La Figlia of Quando m mexzo, &c. ; though, 
strange to say, it was received without a par- 
ticle of emotion on the part of the audience. 

It is the fashion to abuse the<»era of Linda, 
but in our opinion it abounds witn more pretty 
isdatcd pieces of music than any other opera 
we can call to mind. The grand duet is itsdf 
sufficient to establish the character of the 
opera. Nothing could have been more effec- 
tiYo, in stace representation, than the scene in 
which Linda's wandering reason is restored, 
upon hearing the well-known music of her 
mountain-hcmie, breathed, too, by Pozzolini 
with a tender sweetness, that we believe to be 
unsurpassable. The voice of this tenor, though 
not powerM, we think is capable of producing 
a stronger effect upon the fedings than any 
other we have ever heard. A plaintive ten- 
derness pervades it, that, if united with a 
S3rmpathetic subject, we think might provoke 
an audience to tears. The effect is increased, 
too, by a face of the greatest refinement and 
beauty. Still, in flmcy, we hear the softly 
swelling strains of his voice. 

n Barbiere drew a tremendous house, and it 
can't be denied that the puUic, even the pick 
of it who attend these operas, prefer a large 
admixture of stage buffoonery with their mu- 
sic, to pure, unadulterated draughts of melody. 
The Barber, however, is full of capital music, 
in which is always conspicuous Una Voce ; in 
this, as given to us by ^udam Sontag, a world 
of new beauties and hidden meanings were re- 
vealed. 

The magnificent lyrical drama of Lucrezia 
was repeated a second time, although we think 
the character little fitted for the sparkling face 
of our charming prima donna ; but, as in Ro- 
sina, she shone again in all her characteristic 
espieglerie in the part of Norina in Don Pas- 
quale. 

Badiali is a baritone singer, and an actor 
of established reputation; no fault can be 
found with him, except that his efforts at act- 
ing are too apparent : of course good acting is 
impossible without effort, but it is always the 
actor's business to omoeal it. 



ORANT THORBURN ON AUTOORAPHa. 

— We have recdved another letter fix)m our 
old firioid Grant Thorbum— extracts from 
which we give in the following : 

<' Your very entertaining and veir amusing 
chapter on autographs, in a late *\ Bizab&e,*^^ 
(Busy-Bee, I think, would sound better,) 
brou^t to mind the following incident — 
About twenty years ago, I received a letter 
from a gentleman in Philadelphia, requesting 
myautogr^)h. I wrote by return of mail the 
following : 

*'Sir>-YounQfthelOthisathaQd. Ifyou 
are a bachelor, and your circiunstaaoes easy, 
pay over to a poor widow, having two young 



orphans, two dollars — a dollar on your account^ 
by way of remembrance— that when yoa asl 
a favor by letter, you may be sure to pcnf ma* 
tage ; and a dollar on my account £>r reaungaixii 
thee of th^ duty. No doubt the recording a 
gd will give us the proper credit. Yours, 

[No name.] 

'< P. S. As soon as informed of your con>» 
pliance with my request, I will comply with 
thine.' 

'' In a few days I received an answer full of 
apologies. He had done as he was told. He 
requited a sentiment over my name : said he 
was a bachdor of thirty, and rich. I gave 
him a sentiment from brother Paulas letter to 
the Hebrews, viz : * marriage is honorable in 
all,* and added, it is cheaper to live with an 
honest wife, than to buy play tickets, and sit 
staring at some French or Italian Nymfh de 
Pave, with a fix>ck of about the same longitude 
as that she wore when in her twdfth year. He 
wrote me a few months thereafter that he was 
married, and found it more profitable, noore 
comfortable, and more honorable to walk with 
a wife than to sit in a theatre." 

HONOR TO WHOM HONOR, «BO. 

— A Sketch of Mr. Waterman, a member of the 
Philadelphia Select Council, appeared a ^ort 
time since in the Sunday Mercury. It does 
justice to the subject in all points, — a very 
worthy gentleman, and one to whom we are 
indebted for much kindness. Long may he 
flourish. 

NK\A/ VORK BXHIBITION 

— The Chrystal Palace will, it is said, not be 
ready for an opening until Jime next. Prince 
Albert is among the contributors of works of 
art. The portraits of Victoria, himself, and 
of the late Duke of Wellington, forming the 
picture painted by Winterhalter, is his con- 
tribution. We learn also, that the Baron 
Marochetti has completed a colossal eques- 
trian statue of General Washington, which is 
about to be embarked for the euiibition. 3fr. 
Carow has executed a colossal statue of the 
late Daniel Webster, for the same place. It 
represents the American statesman in the act 
of addressing the Senate. The State of Mis- 
souri has appropriated $4,000 for its proper 
representation at the opening of the exhibi- 
tion ; and Congress on the 26th of February 
last, voted $20,000 to defray the expenses of 
the Turkish steam frigate during her visit to 
the New York World's Fair. 

L.rTTmR« FROM QOORQIA. 

— We are promised a series of letters, em- 
braeixiK incidents of travel in Georgia and 
other Southern States, wherein certain mat- 
tera will be treated of, which cannot fiul to 
interest our readers. 



MOTHERWELL AND HIS POETRY. 



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MOTHERWELL AND UtS 
POETRY. 

William Motherwell was bom in the city 
of Gla^ow, in the year 1797. At an early 
age he entered upon the study of law, and so 
rapid was his progress, such the stability of 
his character, and so great was the confidence 
icpoaed in him, that he was, when only 
tv«nty-<me years dd, appointed to fill the 
office of deputy to the sneriff of Paisley, at 
tbat time a highly respectable situation, 
y ffis knre for poetry would not, however, suf- 
? kt him thus to derote his attention exclu- 
2 sirely to the pursuit of a science which is at 
■ once arduous and almost entirely practical. 
The gay queen of fancy and of art, had 
marked him for one of her most willing and 
Ittf^y subjects — ^and now claimed his alle- 
giance. A taste for poetry he had early 
erinoed, and he accoitlingly engaged in a 
criltng more congenial to his disposition than 
the present one which he was then pursuing. 
^In 1819 we find him editing a miscellany, 
'i known as the " Harp of Renfrewshire, " which 
all agree in representing as haying been con- 
ducted irith much taste and judgment. A 
> relish for antiquarian research led him to in- 
i yesiigate the subject of ballad poetry in 
SeoUand, and the happy result of these labors 
he has giyen us in two yolumesj entitled 
""Minstrelsy, Ancient and Modem." The 
fidd was new, the task adapted to his capa- 
cities, and the harvest plentifiil. With care- 
fid hand he has culled the choicest fruits, 
rescuing from obliyion many noble ballads, 
which, handed down from sire to son, existed 
, only in the memories of the oldest inhabi- 
tasts — songs which told of that bold spirit 
which the sons of Caledonia haye oyer de- 
liC^ted to cherish — ^legends which will foreyer 
commemorate the ^ts and personages of 
whom the^ treat. This was certainly a ya- 
laahle addition to Scottish literature. Some 
oflhese, although grotesque in style and sin- 
gularly orieinid in concepticm, are deeply in- 
terestmg, because thonraghly imbued with 
the dimeter and feelix^ of the times in 
whiefa they appeared. The introduction to 
I these yolumes has been highly esteemed, and 
justly pronounced of a distinguished nature ; 
both on account of the purit^r of style, and 
the suggesticms contained, which must eyer 
[ pwre a d ir e cto r y to eyery one who anticipates 



laboring in a similar field. He was subse- 
quently engaged in editing a weekly journal 
and magazine in Paisley, to which he contri- 
buted man^ of his finest pieces. But we 
now find him entering upon a more extended 
field of influence, displaying his talents in a 
more remarkable manner, and that imder 
circumstances at once exciting and tr3ring. 
In 1830, he was invited to accept the editor°s 
chair of the " Glasgow Courier," " a journal 
of long standing, of respectable circulation^ 
and of the ultra tory school of politics." — 
His pen, so long used to conyerse only of the 
beautiflil, was now called upon to ^igage in 
grayer matters. The feyer of party poUtics 
raged high in the yeins of society, and, as a 
prominent member and exponent of his party, 
he was bound openly to sustain and defend 
his yiews. Admirably did he discharge this 
responsibility, entering upon his new ayoca- 
tion with zeal and power. Such was the 
sincerity of his actions, and the generosity 
of his intercourse with his fellows, that eyen 
from those opposed to him, he elicited spon- 
taneous tributes of personal regard, and es- 
teem for his talents. Five years did he fulfil 
the duties of the station to the entire satis- 
fiiction of all. But the shaft of the Pestroyer 
was already fitted to the bow, and he was 
soon to leaye his earthly ayocations. The 
account of his last moments is, briefly, as 
follows: Accompanied by a friend, in No- 
y ember, 1835, he had been dining in the 
country near Glasgow; and on his return 
home, feeling indisposed, he retired to his 
room at an early hour. Waking a few hours 
after, he complained of a piun in the head, 
which increased to so alarming an extent, 
that he was rendered completely speechless. 
Medical assistance proved of no avail. The 
apoplectic stroke had fallen, and the curtain 
descended over the life and fortunes of Wm. 
Motherwell. One universal feeling of sym- 
pathy pervaded the breasts of all the mem- 
bers of the community in which he lived, 
when the news of the unexpected and pre- 
mature decease of the able writer and ac- 
comidished poet reached their ears. The 
good and the great, the learned and the pea- 
sant — ^persons of every shade of political sen- 
timent, all united in paying their willing tri- 
butes to his memory, and in accompanying 
his remains to their last long home in the 
Necropolis of Glasgow. The place of his 
sepulture is described as well ntted for the 
grave of a poet. Bold masses of rocks, cover* 
ed with moss, and crowned with shrubbery, 
rise around it. Below, the broken ground, 
richly wooded, with its monumental columns 
scattered here and there, slopes gently down- 
ward to the edge of a beautiful lake, whose 
waters are forever rippling in sweet accents 
Along the shore. The wild-wood tree grace- 
fully overspreads his tomb, the native flower 



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blooms around his grave, while the plaintiye 
carrol of the forest songster is ever heard 
mingling with the gentle sighs of the winds, 
and the murmurs of the lake. Thus the poet 
calmlj sleeps upon the soil which his own 
verses have hallowed, surround^ with all 
that his soul loved and admired — the beauties 
of nature. 

** The dead cannot grieve. 
Oh I sweetly they rlumbcr, nor lore, hope, or ftor: 
Peace, peace te the watchword, the only one here." 

Motherwell was emphatically the poet of 
feeling. As such he spoke, wrote and acted. 
He communed from the secret workings of 
his own bosom, and presented every emotion 
with such freshness, such simplicity, such 
fervency, that it immediately lodged in the 
mind of the hearer, winning his a^bniration, 
while it secured his sympathy. The measure 
is entirely free from constramt, and adapted 
to the thought. The idea itself is chaste, 
the language consistent, and the verse haroH)- 
nious. Few poets understood so well how to 
vary his theme and st^'le, proving himself 
equally at home whether he sang of love, or 
the storms of battle, of the prattle of the 
rivulet or the roar of ocean : and few are the 
hearts that are as susceptible as his was to 
the finer emotions, tenderer passions and 
purer feelings of the souL At one time nis 
strains fidl upon the ear like the plaintive and 
pensive notes of an teolian harp, nnely strung 
and played upon by the mild vespers of even- 
ing; again they cause the manly spirit to 
leap with pride at the recital of some ballad 
of stirring tone ; and again in notes of love, 
they warm the heart into a pure flame of 
affection. 

He was also a national poet. Scotland was 
his home — ^her honor his heritage, — her beau- 
ties, her enjoyments, her prowess, his themes. 
Like Bums, he seeks no other fame than the 
honor of having sung her praises, commemo- 
rated her brave deeds, and wreathed garlands i 
of poesy around her natural objects and I 
scenes. There is no mystery, no love for the { 
marvelous, no search after strange passions, | 
artificial emotions and foreign glories : but 
all is^ust as a son would give vent to an ex- 1 
pression of his sincere regfuxi for the memory | 
of his mother-land, and sing in tenderest .' 
lines of her loveliness. In the " Battle Flag | 
of Sigurd,*' we find an example of his bolder 
and more heroic strains. It nas been aptly 
remarked, that the notes here are not those 
of a soft lute, from silken string or silver 
wire, but are tones wrung from one of the 
Norseman^ own rude harps, sinew-stnmg, 
whose measures are marked by the sword- 
struck shidd, and whose pauses are filled by 
the shout of the warriors or the roar of the 
keel-cleft wave. The poem ccMnmences tiius : 



««The «•(!« bcarto of aU the Xocth 
Hare l«ft tbafr atormy attand ; 
The warriore of the world are ftnrth 
To chooae anoflier UxA t 
Again their long keela ahaer the mf, 
Their bro^ sheeta oonrt the tareeae; 
Again, the reckleaa and the braTe, 
Bide lorda of weltering ■eaa.*' 

As it proceeds, we mark a nervous energy ap- 
pearing in every line, a reddess daring chta> 
acterizmg this adventurous land, an impeta- 
osity which nerves the aim of every Socal^ and 
infuses an \moommon vehemence into his voice 
and action, as in view of the approaching con- 
test he eagerly inquires, 

« Who Bhoreward,fthrougfa the swelling surge, 
Shall bear the scroll of doom ?** 

Young Harold, silent and sdf-dovoted, stood 
leaning upon his gleaming axe. His feariess 
soul was preparing for the post, and it wavered 
not in the trying hour. Lifting his giant form, 
planting his foot firmly upon the prow of his 
dashing bark, and tossing back tne '* yellow 
storm of hair'* which gathered thickly upon 
his broad brow, 

"The lips of song burst open, and 
The words of fire rvwh ont, 
And thundering through that martial eraw 
Pealed Harald's batUe shout** 

Seldom is it that we find the stem nicture of a 
warrior so powerfully presented. We can hear 
young Harald's voice mingling with, and ris- 
ing superior to the dashing waves ; see his pnmd 
form as it stands exultingly forth, and tod the 
pulsations of that heart which beats with un- 
diminished courage despite the death-rune and 
the presaged downfall. Follow that fleet as 
nearer and nearer it bears down to the shoare. 
At length upon those low-lving fields, hear the 
defying shout and the clash of steel. See 
younff Harald, how he wields his ponderous 
axe, dealing death at every blow, and at last fiUlfl 
beside that fatal scioU which he had sworn to 
defend. This poem is consonant from begin- 
ning to end, and Scandinavian in all its featmes. 
The doctrine of relentless fate is advanced, its 
potent influence exemplified, and a character 
produced, which cares neither for the hazards 
of battle nor impending death. His arm is 
still powerful, and wmle across that gorv 
fidd of strife, the '< Shadowy Three" like 
meteors passed, while they sung the war deeds 
of his aires and pointed also to their tombs. 
While in that trying hour his heart turned 
to his betrothed Brviihilda, who soon in rain 
will wring her milk-white hands above the 
salt-sea foiam, still high amid the fl*^>^iTTg 
storm he rears the flag of doom, 

•*Tai fell the young Harald, as of oM Ibll his stiea 
And the bright haU of heroes, hade han to his spMt* 

ThiB ineoe is remarkably oonaisteiit It on- 



MOTHERWELL AND fflS POETRY. 



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feldfl the inflnence of mythology, presents us 
vith a complete trhimph of unflinching valor 
orer the severest of all trials, the doom of fate, 
exultingly does the hero in the "Sword 
Cbant cf Th^-stein Raudi," grasp his trusty 
ireapoo, and pointing eastf west, north and 
south, exdaim, "there am I Lord!" In the 
** Wooing song of Jail Egill Skallagrim,*' we 
fad no sickly sentimentality. The Scandin- 
■vian Sea King comes not with unmeaning 
hfctshes axid flattering tongue, with puling 
coDipliinents and senseless flattery, hut in the 
trae manly spirit of the Norse Warrior, he 
■pwkp the real yirtue of her whom he would 
wed, and thns sec^ her hand, 

"■ *Ti« a YiUngir uks tbee, 
Land maiden, to wed : 
lie aeoki not to woo thee 
In trembUog and fiwr : 
• # * • 

The endle he rocked in 
80 sound and so long, 
Hath ihimed him a heart 
And a hand that are strong. 
He cornea, then, at Jail should, 
Sword belted to side, 
To win thee, and wear thee, 
With glory and prida.** 

These and other pieces of a similar character, 
arc remarkable for their propriety of language, 
and the m'ce attention paid to the peculiar 
ciTCumstances of time, place, and personage. 
The distinctire features of national character 
arc clearly and forcibly embodied ; so that in 
the perusal of them, we at once see the bold, 
fiesrless, and steel clad warrior in every line. 
The words are his, the manner, that of one who 
hears life and honor in his hand, the deeds 
siKh as he would perform, who is jealous for 
the ^ory of his race, and the distinction of 
that profession of which he is a member. 
i^nJoune Morrison has justly been regarded as 
"^ one of the most touching effusions of the 
Scottish muse. We have here presented an 
RBtanoe of ardent and lasting devotion, of 
melting tenderness, and of the warmest love 
which Ae human breast is capable of cher- 
iflhing. The gentle attachment of childhood 
k seen mildly, yet firmly ripening into the 
eotatant aflbction of riper years. The plea- 
worts of that morning life, and morning love, 
of tiiose long and joysome days, 

** When hinnied hopes arooMl their he«rti^ 
Ltka aimmer htawoma q^tanfe" 

The thoossnd objects which charm the e^e 

I 6f the ittnocent child, the flowers blooming in 

|. fweetness around, the rustle of the summer 

kaves in the grove, the {dayine of the waters 

is the brook, the mirth and treedom of the 

Saturday holiday, are all beautiftdly described 

idnle over them all is thrown a veil of love, 

a unity of hcttrt and affection, which renders 

I the OBtirasoeM one of the most exquisite love- 

{b-'ii ■g>iiM^.*piii»-^..»ii.,i III ■ ■ II I ■ I. 



liness and attractiveness. When these two 
fair friends are parted, the teudemess of the 
feelings they express, of the reminiscences 
upon which they delight to dwell, and the 
professions of esteem for each other, are so 
earnest and afiectionate, that you might wdl 
conceive that their hearts were united by some 

gulden chain, whose links were wrought in 
eayen. Yes, with them, separation causes 
no diminution of the most sincere regard. 

** The fount that first hurst ftae this heart, 
. Still traTols on Its way ; 

And channels deeper as it rins, 
The luTo o* life's young day.'' 

Truly in view of this picture, we may unhes- 
itatingly adopt the language of Schiller, "Seas 
and hills, and horizons are between us, but 
souls escape from their clay prisons and meet 
in the paradise of love." In connection with 
Jeanie Morrison, we may appropriately intro- 
duce another of Motherwell's pathetic effii- 
sions, which appeal to the heart of every 
reader in strains so touching, that the efiectis 
irresistable and overpowering. K he had 
penned no other lines than those contained in 
"My heidisliketo rend Willie," he would 
have distinguished himself as a true Poet, and 
enshrined his memory as well in the bosom of 
the Scottish peasant, as in the affections of all 
who are capaole of appreciating expressions of 
the tenderest love. Few readers can even now 
calmly consider these lines and mark their ex- 
cellencies, without weeping. There is in every 
sentence such an abundant flow of true feding, 
so much of refined sensibility, sudi an outgush- 
ing of emotions of the purest character, such a 
knitting of heart to heart by the most delicate 
and 3ret the most pwerftd chords of love, that 
his breast must indeed be stony which beats 
not in sympathy with that heaving bosom : his 
eye must surely be dry, which weeps not at 
the warm tears that are coursing down that 
pallid cheek. It is a pleasant and agreeable 
thought, that love like this, exists on earth, 
as is nere represented, and that we have Poets 
who are able to embody the same in such ap- 
propriate terms. Isolated passages will con- 
vey no adequate conception of tne harmony 
and excellence of the poem, yet we cannot 
ibrbear extracting the following lines, which 
may be regarded as a specimen of the tender 
strain in which the whole is composed. 

** A stoun gaes though my held Willie^ 
A sair stoun thxough my heart— 
01 hand me up and let me kiss 
Thy brow, ore we twa pairt! 
inither, and anlther yet I 
How ikst my Ule^trings break! 
Farewcell fare wool! Through yon kirk-yaid 
Step lichtly for my sake. 

But 01 rtmember me WQlie^ 
On land where'er ye be. 




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And 01 tbiiik on the leal, leal heart, 

That no'er luvit ane but the«! 

And 1 think on the cauld, cauld moalB, 

That file inj jellow hair; 

That klM the cheek, and kiss the chlo, 

Ye nercT rail kiM mair!" 

Can any thing be more touching than this 
scene of parting ? Let him whocavils with this 
world as a home for man devoid of life, love, 
and affection, read this poem and learn, that 
he need seek no Utopian realm to ftnd the 
heart in the happy exercise of those noble and 

)ure sensibilities which the God of all has so 

dndly implanted within us. 

Who that has perused the "Madman's love," 
has not felt a chill of horror creep through his 
veins at the delineation therein presented, of 
those fearful notions, unnatural desires, and 
imaginings, which plainly and mournfully 
indicate that reason, that faculty which char- 
acterizes man as the noblest of all sublunary 
beings, has forever taken flight and left but 
a wreck behind of all that was harmonious, 
a chaos of clouds and darkness, where once 
smiled peace and joy. How vivid the poetic 
portrayal of the '* Demon Lady," with that 
passionless hand, whiter than the foam of the 
sea, and like the finger of death falling upon 
the heart of the living * 'dull, clammy and cold. ' ' 
Motherwell's descriptive powers are certainly 
as superior as his imaginative. Take for ex- 
ample, his ** Sabbath Summer Noon." Here 
we find combined both grace of diction, deep 
toned melody of verse, and hieh devotiomd 
feeling. Beautifully indeed are the calmness of 
this noon tide hour, and the sacred silence of 
earth and all created beings delineated, as 
they then unite in "felt but voiceless prayer." 
Li "Midnight and Moonshine," vividly is 
pictured forth the heavenly in^uence of the 
season. The pale moon, "journeying high in 
mid air on seraphic wing," the melody oF the 
brook far down the dell, the weary soldier 
slumbering away his battle toils, the sleep- 
locked city, the echoless hall , the long shadows 
chasing each other over the fields, the disem- 
bodied spirits with pale, cold and mournful 
faces wandering by old walls, by ancient tomb 
and wizard oak, and above all, the unseen arm 
of the Almighty, protecting a defenceless 
world, are all presented with so much power, 
that we can fed ourselves surrounded on every 
ade by their influence. 

There is no feigned cry, but the genuine 
groan of a deeply wounded spirit that we 
hear in " 0, agpny, keen agony.^* The aflaict- 
ed soul knows its depths, and responds to its 
sentiments. Who has not fdt the truth of 
the thoughts embodied in " Moumfiilly ! 0, 
moumfidly this midnight wind doth sigh." 
Yes it is tnen that each breath stirs some cord 
of memoiy, awi^ens the remembrance of de- 
parted friends, of neglected opportunities, of 
hopes that "bloomed to die.'* In "What 



is Glory," and "What is Fame," we see ex- 
emplified those, who with disappointed am- 
bition, try to buoy themselves up by depre- 
ciating that which they most of all coret. 
How does the heart fail, and the spirits p»ll 
before the chilli!!^ view which the Poet has 
given of " The darkness of a nameless tomb. *' 
jji truly poetic and affecting language, has he 
depicted the march of time, in ** Change 
swe^th over all. " The leaves fall from the 
tall forest tree, day hurries to its close, the 
firmamental cresset li^ts droop on their 
thrones, dumb creatures graze over the mins 
of ancient cities, and thedcy-searchiug to'wer 
is levelled with the plain fh>m whence it arose, 
" oceans their wide-stretched beds are ever 
shifting," the man of renown dies, and his 
name lies in dim forgetfulness. 

** Nanght lackcth here a dofle, 

SaTe human woes. 

Tet, they too have on end, — 

Death is man's friend : 
I)o(»ned for awhile, his heart must go on hreaking 

Day after day, 
But light, lore, lifb-«]l, aU at last Ibnaking, 

Clay daspeth clay." 

While the lingering tones of these and other 
strains of a sinailar character are still falling 
sadly upon the ear, the poet, as if unwilling 
that the mind should long dwell upon subjects 
so sad, suddenly enchains the attention with 
happier scenes, causing the eye to kindle, and 
the spirits to flow joyfully at the pleasant 
picture presented in " They come, the meny 
Summer months," — touching the lively cords 
in the bosom of the young maiden, by his pro- 
fessions of love in " Certain pleasant verses 
to the ladjT of my heart," or amusing the 
fancy by his " Facts from Fairy -land," The 
effects pruduced by such changes of scenery 
and combination, is truly agreeable, and we 
may thus in his productions, find a verifica- 
tion of that well-known sentence of the dis- 
tinguished Roman, " Omne tulit punctum, 
qui miscuit utile dulci." 

It is needless to dwell longer upon the at- 
tractions of Motherwell's poetry, or to attempt 
a recital of its beauties. His works, to be ap- 
preciated, should only be perused, and then 
their excellencies will be tne more apparcut, 
the more carefully they are examined. Fine 
gold is never dimmed by age, nor does the 
diamond ever lose its lusU«. 

Upon the de^ of the Poet, just after his 
death, a touching piece was found. It ap- 
peared to have b^n recently composed, and 
commenced thus : 

** When I beneath the oold-Ted earth am deeping, 
Lifi»*s term o'er, 
Wni there for me be any brigbt egns weeping 

That I'm no more f 
WIU there be any he«rt still i 
OfhentofoMr' 



THE SUCOES^DL FORGERY. 



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I>Oiobttess in this, his last poem, he had 
heen commiming with the past, and lo(^ng 
sakmsij towa^ the future. No wonder 
tiieii, that as his eye rested upon* that great 
eT«nt, which is to call the living from time 
Bilo eternity, that the interesting anestion 
dKMild have presented itself—whether his 
monory woold be cherished by his friends, 
and he, rescaed from the *< Darkness <^ a 
naiDidess tcnnb." Were not that ear now 
dii& and heavy, it would hear the willing 
pnises of many, and find that his fame was 
■ot confined within that grave in the Necro- 
poKs of Glasgow, bat was spoken in far distant 
dhnes. Yes, his name is linked with the 
hoDor of Scotland, and is associated with all 
those scenes and characters upon which his 
pea delighted to dwell. The lovers of poetry 
will ever esteem it a privilege to pay their 
homage at his tomb, and that sacred spot will 
be biased with the smiles of her wh()se beau- 
ties he lived to commemorate. 



THE 

SUCCESSFUL FORGERY. 

PABT FIRST. 

Works upon Shakspeare have multiplied to 
80 great an extent, that a library might almost 
he nrmed of these done. Their variety extends 
frotn Boyddl's Illustrations, or Drake's large 
Tohnnes, to the humblest sdection of <* Shaks- 
pevian Maxims," or ''Beauties of Shaks- 
peare." £very thing relating to the immor- 
tal bard is received with interest: and we 
nesd not wonder at the number of authors 
who have sought to gain money or fame by 
hnamg forth all their available materials to 
swell the collection. We have thought that 
an entertaining article for ** Bizarre"* might 
be writtoi on this fertile subject, by giving 
m aeooont of one of ^e most remarkable lit- 
erary forgeries ever executed: we refer to 
Ibb^nd's Shakspbarr Papbrs. 

WHliam Henry Ireland was, in very early 
life, artaded to a practitioner of the law in 
London. His fk^er was a most ardcait and 
CBthnsiastic admirer of Shakspeare ; and the 
ffm imbibed a similar veneration for every thing 
tfast bore a reference to the great baid. He 
was also a lover of antiquities of every kind, 
particalaiiy old books, rare pamphlets, tracts, 
•c The fate of Chatterton interested young 
Irdand to such a degree, that he even ardently i 
desared to terminate his existence in a similar 
mfloner ! About six months previous to his 
attempting the 9iaksperian papers, and before | 
ike hiHl even thought of such a project, he ' 
bon^t a smidl tract, written by a gentleman | 
of Linotto's Inn, and dedicated by him to 
Queen ESizabeth. It was bound in vellum, I 
with varioos ornaments, and the borders of 
the pages w&e beautifully illumiiiated. He 



iimnediately determined to make it appear 
to be the presentation copy fh)m the author ; 
and for this purpose he whote a letter to Her 
Muesty , re<jue8ting her acceptance of the book, 
and placed it between the cover and the inside 
paper. Before giving this to his father, he 
took it to a Mr. Laurie, a bookseller, and 
showed it to him, in the presence of two iour- 
neymen ; confessing the intended imposition. 
One of these men save him a mixture, resem- 
bling old ink much more nearly than that he 
had used ; and with this composition the man- 
uscripts were afterwards vmtten. Mr. Jreland 
received the book without a doubt with regard 
to its authenticity. 

After a tour through Warwickshire, this 
gentleman returned with, if possible, a still 
stronger predilection for every thing connected 
with Shakspeare : and he frequently asserted 
that he would gladly give half his library for his 
signature. This coveted treasure his son at- 
tempted to find, by frequenting the stalls of 
venders of old parchments, and by searching 
old deeds to which he had access. Not being 
succesful, the idea occurred to him of attenpt- 
ing an imitation of Shakspear's writing. In 
accordance with this design, he carefully traced 
the name from the will in the Ck)mmons, and 
placing a deed before him of the time of James 
1. he proceeded to imitate its penmanship. 
He then wrote a lease between William Shaks- 
peare and John Heminge, with one Michael 
Frazer and Elizabeth, his wife. The prepara- 
tion of the seals to this document, was a work 
of much care and thought, as they had to be 
formed frOhi old wax. At last everything 
was complete, and the reception of the paper 
by his father equalled his most sanguine an- 
ticipations. To evince his gratitude for the 
same, Mr. Ireland gave the keys of his library 
into his son's hand, with permission to sdect 
whatever he pleased. Crowds flocked to in- 
spect this wonderful deed, and all bdieved its 
genuineness ; suggesting at the same time, that 
perhaps other papers might be found, by far- 
ther investigation. These hints determined 
the young forger to produce a document writ- 
ten in the language of Shakspeare; and he 
forthwith produced a " Profession of Faith," 
penned by the immortal poet ! We will quote 
the first sentence from this paper, that our 
readers may have an idea of its style : 

**I beynge nowe offe sounde Minde doe 
hope thatte thys mye wyshe wille atte mye 
deathe bee acceeded toe as Inowelyve in Lon- 
donne ande as mye soule maye perchance soone 
quitte thys pooreBodye it is mye desyre thatte 
inne suche case I maye bee canyed toe mye 
natyve place and thatte mye Bocfye bee th«w 
quyetlye interred wythe as lyttie pompe as 
canne bee, ande I doe nowe inne these mye 
seyriouse moments make thys mye professione 
of fajttk and which I doe moste solemnlye be- 
Ueve." 



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BIZAJEIRE. 



After the production of this manuscript, 
many questions were naturally asked regard- 
ing the source whence these papers had been 
drawn ; and it became absolutely necessary to 
compose a story for the satis&ction of these 
inquiries. 

The following narrative was framed and in- 
variably related to all who questioned Mr. Ire- 
land as to the oriein of the manuscripts. He 
informed them that he one day met a gen- 
tleman at a coffee-house, who, durii^ the con- 
versation, perceiving his antiquarian taste, 
invited him to visit him ; saying that he had 
many old papers, descended from his ances- 
tors; and promised to give Mr. Ireland any 
of these he might find of value. The latter 
complied with this kind invitation ; and on 
examining the papers, to his great astonish- 
ment discovered the deed before mentioned. 
He showed it to his fnend, who was equally 
surprised at the existence of such a docu- 
ment; but said that he would be as good 
as his word and allow voung Irdand to keep 
the deed, if he would nrst make him a copy 
of it. As the manuscripts became voluminous, 
it was thought very strange that any man 
should give awav such treasures. In order 
to account for this, it was stated that Mr. 
Ireland found among his friend's papers, one 
which established his right to a property which 
had long been disputed ; and on this account 
he considered the Shaksperian manuscripts 
only a proper compensation for the service thus 
rendered. The name of this mvsterious friend 
was of course anxiously sought for : and an- 
other lie was invented, to the effect that the 
old gentleman did not wish to be troubled by 
inquiries and impertinent questions, and had 
joined perfect secrecy on Mr. Ireland. Drs. 
Wharton and Parr were among those who at 
first credited these manuscripts, and their 
opinion could not fail to excite the vanity of 
a lad scarcely seventeen and a half years old. 
It is also stated that James Boswell, Esq., 
kissed the valuable relics, and said that '< he 
should die contented since he had lived to 
witness that day!'' Happy would it have 
been for young Ireland had his forgerv been 
at once discovered ; for the success he met 
with only incited him to further acts of du- 
plicity. 

He purchased the fly-leaves of old folio and 
quarto volumes from a bookseller, for five 
shillings. Having ascertained that a ''jug" 
was a common water mark, in the reign of 
Queen f^zabeth, he produced sucoe^Ung 
manuscripts on paper with this mark. His 
next attempts were, a letter from Queen 
Elizabeth to Shakspeare, a copy of a letter 
sent by the poet to Lord Southampton, and a 
love letter and verses to Anne Hathaway, 
with a braid of his hair* Numerous play- 
house receipts were also l»t)u^t forward, 
tied with string unravelled from a piece of 



M tapestry. A bold effort was then deter- 
mined UTxm: which was the re- writing <d 
one of Shakspeare '« plays, with alterations. 
He transcribed King Lear from a rare quarto 
copy in the pi^session of his £ftther, and made 
various interpolations ; avoiding also the in- 
sertion of the ribaldry so frequent in Shaks- 
peare 's works. It was immediatdy conceded 
that these objectionable passages musi have 
been introduced by the players of the day, 
and bdng inserted in their copies, were aftc»n- 
wards given to the worid. About this tone 
the whole deception might readily have been 
exposed, for a Mr. Montague Talbot, an ac- 
quaintance of Ireland's, became accidental- 
ly informed of the true state of affairs. He had 
suspected the facts from various reasons ; but 
one day he entered the room quietly, and sud- 
denly arrested Mr. Ireland's arm while en- 
gaged in writing one of the manuscripts, so 
that further concealment was impossible. 
He was, therefore, taken into his confidence, 
and induced to pledge himself never to divulge 
the truth. Mr. Talbot even went so far as to 
write a letter to Mr. Samuel Ireland, stating 
that he was present on the discovery d the 
papers by his son. 

"VoRTiGBRN AND RowBNA," a drama of 
unusual length was next written, and pur- 
chased by the managers of Drury Lane The- 
atre. After having perused it, Mr. ^eridan 
remarked, " There are certainly some bold 
ideas, but they are crude and undigested. It 
is very odd : one would be led to think that 
Shakspeare must have been very young when 
he wrote the play. As to the doubting wheth- 
er it is really his or not, who can possibly 
look at the papers and not believe them an- 
cient?" For some weeks previous to the 
performance, Mr. Malone had frequently in- 
timated that his inquiry into the validity of 
the papers attributed to Shakspeare, would 
immediately be published ; and it was said 
that he intended to have handbills circulated', 
proving the whole a forgery. Mr. Samuel 
Ireland had some cards printed, begging the 
public to lay aside all pMrejudice, and sul^ 
the piece to speak for itsdf. The theatre 
was crowded in every part ; the seats in the 
boxes having been all taken previously, and 
numbers paid box prices for a seat in the pit. 
Mr. Kemble personated '*Vortigem," and 
Mrs. Jordan was one oi the dramatis fersonct* 
Mrs. Siddons was requested to take one of 
the characters, but declined on account of a 
cold. There were various obstacles which 
combined to prevent the success of this play. 
First, a Mr. Dignum had certain laughable 
peculiarities which unfitted him aitirely from 
i4>pearing in tragedy. In a speech of his, 
when he gave the order for the trumpets to 
sound — '* let them bellow on," — his guttural 
tones produced uncontrolled merriment in 
the audience. Mr. Phillimore, a Saxon gen- 



ROMANCE O? BLOCKLBY. 



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tnlt who WIS kill«d in a combat, on reeeiTing 
his mortal wound, feU with one half of his 
boc^ towmrds the spectators uod the other 
bitf behind the scenes. The wooden roller 
at the bottom of the cortain, pressing rather 
hcarily, >&. Phillimore extricated himsdf 
from his uncomfortable position ; which was 
a lemaricable feat for a dead mofu Mr. Kem- 
Ma's conduct was obviously intended to ex- 
dtt soapicion. When the following words 
oecvrred in his speech, ** And when this sol- 
earn mockery is o*er," he uttered the line in 
■epnkheral tones; and with such peculiar 
emphasis that the i»t sent forth a discordant 
boiri. After the noise subsided, instead d 
proceeding, he repeated the same words, still 
more pointedly. It is said that Mr. Sheridan 
was much displeased with Mr. KemUe for 
thns evincing his private opinions on the 
stage. The morning after the fate of the 
play had been decided, Mr. Samuel Ireland 
was told that two hundred and six pounds 
remained in the treasury, exclufflve of all 
expenses. One half of this sum was given 
to the manager of the theatre, and but thirty 
pounds tb young Ireland, who had received 
sixty when the manuscripts were delivered. 
Had VoRTiGEBN AND RowBNA been published 
immediately, instead of waiting until the 
tothor coi^essed having written it, a large 
sum might have been realized. A bookseller 
m Russel St. said that ten days previous to 
its performance, he would have paid 1000 
guineas for the copyright. We find, however, 
that we nmst defer the conclusion of this 
nbject until a fbture number of *' Bizarre." 



ROMANCE OF BLOCKLEY. 

\; m mOB TOU-FBLLOWS ; OB, BILL AND JOSBT, 
!l THB BUNNEBS. 

NUMBEBTBK. 

We have heard of persons in Engjand who 
drew their first breath in a coal mine, and, 
ifter toiling for a succession of years in their 
subterranean workshops, died and were sepul- 
dired under ground. To such, how narrow 
tad circumscribed is the sphere of existence ; 
how limited their mental resources — brought 
ttp, as they have been, in ignorance the most 
mveterate. To them the very light of heaven, 
genial and garish, is a non-existence. Earth 
is bat a tomb, unlit by one beam of radiance, 
one ray of vital hope. 

Onr heroes, named in the title, Josey and 
Bin, though they have basked in the sunlight 
for thirty odd years respectively, and plucked 
the mangolds once in a while in the garden 
of the building, have still been confined to 
those little spots ; the one, the ancient Alms- 
house, located in Spruce street, in. by-gone 
days, — ^the other, the present more oommodi- 
OQB building, erected some seventeea years 



ago, — since they wwe ushered into the whirl 
and bustle of practical life. 

Bill and Josey are each on the wrong side 
of thirty. They look upon the two Alms- 
houses as the embodiment oi all that is sub- 
lunary. They have no conception of (Geogra- 
phical limits, except as they are indicated by 
various points of the building. The ice-house 
is to them the north pole, and the suracal 
ward the equator ; the four divisions of the 
building are the only continents of which 
they have the slightest knowledge, and the 
basin whence the water is sent mrough the 
Institution, peers up before them with its 
green summit in all the dignity of Mount 
Blandi from the vale of Chamouni. To 
them the bustling Almshouse is the great 
world of commerce, and agriculture, and man- 
ufacture. They have never, like the mouse 
in the fable, ventured out to the chest-lid, to 
take a hasty peep at the limitless expanse 
which lies beyond their little stopping place. 
Happy, however, in their ignorance, resigned 
to their fate, (we should not use the word in 
this connection, for Josey and Bill know no 
such word as fiate, and rather magnify their 
office than depreciate it,) and sedulously oc- 
cupied fix>m the break of day till the sun goes 
down in his pavillion of purple and gold, their 
months and years roll on calmly, tranquilly, 
usefully. They are respected by the old, 
reverenced by the young, and laughed at, so 
far as their whimsical oddities are concerned, 
by those who love them most. Look out into 
the long hall. Bill is standing there with an 
old flageolet in his hand, a finger on the key, 
and his mouth expanding, as if hoarding up 
a vdiume of air to create a blast When he 
brings the instrument within range of the 
wind, Jose^, with spectacles on his nose, 
and maintaining the ^vity of a tip-staff in a 
court of judicature, stands at his elbow, as 
if to sanction the anticipated musical over- 
ture. Now comes the tune — ^no, it is not a 
tune ; it is a species of irregular and fantastic 
notes, which would seem to jump out of the 
old flageolet as if they had taken lessons from 
a mountebank ; and as the sounds grow more 
hideous and nondescript, Josey rubs his spect- 
acles, puts them on again, strains his gaze in 
the direction of the hall-door, and at last 
gives utterance to his excited feelings by ex- 
claiming vociferously, "You have brought 
them, &11 !" Simultaneously with this am- 
biguous intimation, a throng of little ones, 
with their check aprons and neat little gar- 
ments, come bounding pell-mell out of the 
extensive play-ground, and file off with the 
decorum of orderly sergeants, with their 
hands systematically tucked up behind their 
backs, to the large dining-room on the left 
hand. Now you see the logical connection 
between the mellifluous notes of the flageolet 
and tJie sodden egress of the army of juve- 



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mZARRE. 



nile rascals, who are bent upon despatching 
their meal in the most approved style, beneath 
the eye of that guardian of order, the estima- 
ble Matron. Bill formerly blew a fine large 
tin horn, to summon the youthful troop to 
their fodder; but his ideas becoming more 
classical, he repudiated an instrument which 
seemed to put his excellency into the same 
catalogue with Jimmy Charcoal, and betook 
himself to an approved flageolet, which, 
althogh partially dilapidated, was, in his e^e, 
equal to the re^ of Pan. The writer will 
never forget the day when Joe walked withm 
the manager's parlor, and asked him whether 
he had heard the flute ? " G^i^inly !*' said 
we, **and the notes were quite ravishing." 
" And do you know," said he, briskly contin- 
uing the conversation, *^do you know who 
taught Bill how to set forth his music?" 
** Well, no," said we, feigning a little sur- 
prise> for we anticipated the reply of the 
knight of the Specs. Putting his hand through 
his hair and assuming an attitude which we 
may suppose old Cavendish took when he 
made his orilliant discoveries in rdation to the 
elemental princi];des of water, poor Joe as- 
sured us in vehement syllables, as though he 
thought we might be tempted not to accord 
to BiU so great an allowance of original 
genius. " It was his own prevention, Chap- 
lain, altogether his own prevention !" 

Josey is somewhat superstitious. This of 
course is attributable to his ignorance, the poor 
fellow not knowing even how to read. One 
Sunday morning we had preached from the 
text, *'And l&tan answered, 'From going 
to and fro in the earth, and from walking up 
and down in it.' " It was a plain and fami- 
liar exhibition of the cardinal doctrine of 
Satanic agency. Josey was an attentive lis- 
t^ier. His occasicmal grimace and sudden 
twitch of the shoulder indicatckl the fact that 
we were portraying a character not veiy con- 
raiial to the iedings of our humble iriend. 
Weeks revolved and one Sunday morning 
Josey told us in the most lugubrious strain, 
that the Devil had been wiJking the whole 
blessed night up and down in the boys' dor- 
mitory where he always lodged, as the Super- 
visor general. "Did you hear him, Joe?" 
** Palpably I heard him ; he stepped along as 
if he was lame." "Did he approach your 
bed ?" " Palpably he did, and n4)ped on the 
head-board with his sulphur knuckles." 
"And were you not dreadfully alarmed at 
this unexpected visit from his sable majesty ?" 
" Yes, I labored for breath and cried mightily 
for deliverance. He stayed so long rapping 
that it seemed to be too contedious for my 
poor week nerves." " And how did you g^ 
rid of him, Joe?" "Why I b^gan to be 
frightened about the diildrcn, and thinks I to 
myself, I'll jump out of bed and see if they 
are allraafe and sound in their little beds. I 



pitched out of the blankets, and went from 
one to another, and sore enough he had'nt 
taken any of them yet. So thinks I, I guess 
the Devil intends taking me off first and foro- 
most, because I am the biggest; and with tbskt 
I runs to the bureau, and gets my little new 
testament frx>m the top of it ; fori knowed 
exactly where I had positioned it the day be- 
fore. So I grabs it and thinks to myself, 
if I hold up this ere gospel in his face, it will 
be exactly like a scare-crow in a com field. 
So I goes to bed, gets under the blankets, and 
the next noise I hears I cuts with my testa- 
ment and holds it clean up afore the vilUan's 
tamal physimognomy, am he walked down 
stairs as soft as a mouse treading on velvet." 
Such was Joe's adventure with the Devil i 
an adventure which in the simplicy of his 
heart he regarded as equal, doubtless, to the 
romantic exploit of Luther in the Castle of 
Wartburgh. We now transfer the story to 
the page of recorded history, and bespeak for 
it the attention of the philosophical. 



JSAMBS'S DIARV. 

— The Appletons have issued another volume 
of their "Popular Library," containing 
"Jcames's Diary, a Tale of the Panic of 
1845," " A Legend of the Rhine," and " Re- 
becca and Rowena;" all from the pen of 
Thackeray, and of course good in the most 
emphatic sense. The first appeared in 
"Punch," and is a satire on those people 
who, humble in life and of vul^r minds, sud- 
denly acquire a fortune; while it preaches 
sound sermons on the follies of wild specula- 
tions. Jeames Plush has been a footman in 
a gentleman's family, but a happy turn of 
good luck in the investment of a small sum 
of money, loaned him by a fellow-servant, 
makes him a millionaire. Like the majority 
of ignorant and vulgar people who become 
suddenly rich, Jeames apes fashion ; deserts 
the companions of his humble life, and makes 
himself supremely ridiculous. How many 
such does one encounter in a large city, on 
the street, and at public places ! We know 
several Jeameses in Philadelphia, and have 
been often times at public amusements more 
entertained with them than with actors or 
singers. Cannot our readers find parallels 
to Jeames, as he appears in the following ex- 
tract given in his diary touching a visit to the 
* *Hopra. ' ' Hear him : 

"28r^.— BeentotheHopra. Music tdlod. 
That Lablash is a wopper at singing. I cooda 
make out why some people called out *Bravo,' 
some * Brava,' and some * Bravee.' * Bravee, 
Lablash,' says I, at which hevery body laft 

"I'm in my new stalL I've add new 



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„ pat in, and harms in g^dd on the 

bttck. I'm dressed hall in black, excep a 
nU waiscoat and dimind studds in the em- 
fariderd busom of mj shameese. I wear a 
Camallia Jipcmiky in my button ole, and have 
a dfrnUe-barreld opera glas, so big, that I 
makeTimmis, my secnod man, bring it in the 
otbra-Cabb. 

** What an igstronry exhabishn that Pawdy 
Carter is ! If those four gals are fanes, Tsl- 
uoNi is sutnly the fairy Queend. She can 
do an they can do, and somethink they can't. 
There's an in^Uscrible grace abont lier, and 
CAmLOTTT, my sweet Gablottt, she sets my 
art in flams." 

Hear Jeames, too, on the scene of his riding 
on horse-back, and readily you may make up 
your parallel from Philadelphia snobdom. 

" 2i. /w/i/. Rode my bay oss Desperation 
in the park. There was me. Lord George 
RiNGwooD (Lord Cinqbar's son). Lord Bal- 

LTBCNNION, HONORABLE CaPTIXG TrAP, and 

serral bother yonng swells. Sir John's car- 
ridge there in coarse. Miss Hemly lets fall 
her booky as I pass, and I 'm obleged to get 
hoff and pick it hup, and get splashed up to 
the his. The gettin on boss back agin is nal- 
ways the juice and halL Just as I was hon, 
De^ration b^ns a porring the hai^ with 4 
feet, and sinks down so on his anches, that I'm 
bkst if I didn't slipp hoff again over his tail : 
at which Balltbunkion & the other chaps 
rord with lafter." 

Jeames did not enter his race after fashion, 
without making a dash for a coat of arms. 
He says in a letter to ** Punch," 

" I have ad my podigree maid out at the 
£nldHo£Bs (I don't mean the 3formng£raU), 
and have took for my arms a Stagg. You are 
cornet in stating that I am of hancient Norm- 
in fiunly. This is more than Peal can say, to 
whomb I applied for a bametcy; but the 
pranmier being of low igstraction, natrally 
Btiddes for his border. Gonsurvatiye thou^ 
I he, / monf chants my omnions before the next 
Eketion, when I intc»ia to hoffer myself as a 
CiDdjdick for Parlymint. 

*«lfeanwild, I haye the honor to be, Sir, 
" Your most obeajnt Survnt, 
<'Fitz-Jambs db la Pluchb." 

One more extract as to Jeames's household 
arrangements, so easily paralleled, too, in our 
great cities, and we hare done: — 

^/if% 24. — ^My first floor apartmince in the 
Halbrny is now kimpletely aiMl cfaasely fum- 
niiiied — the dnHing-room with yellow satting 
iod sflyer for the chairs and sophies — ^hemraU 
green fabbinet cartings with pink yelvet & 
goold borders & fringes ; a li^t blue Hax- 
miniter Carpit, emboyd^vd with tulips : ta- 
Uea, secritaries, cunsoles, &c., as handsome 
as godd can make them, and candlesticks and 
I of the purest Hormolew. 



"The Dining-room funniture is all hoak^ 
British Hoak ; round igspanding taMe, like a 
trick in a Pantimime, iocommadating an num* 
ber from 8 to 24 — to which it is my wish to 
restrict my parties — Curtings Crimsing dam* 
ask. Chairs crimsing myrocky. Portricks of 
my &yorite great men decorats the wall — 
namely, the Duke of Wellington. There's 
four of his Grace. For Ive remaked that if 
you wish to pass for a man of wei^t & consid* 
dratkn you should holways praise and auote 
him — ^I haye a yalluble one hckwise of my 
QuBKND, and 2 c^ Prince Halbbrt — as a 
Field Martial and halso as a priyat Gent. I 
despise the yulgar snears that are daily hul- 
lered aeinst that Igsolted Pottentat. Be- 
twigxt the Prins & the Duke hangs me, in the 
Uniform of the Cinqbar Malitia, of which 
Oinqbars has made me Capting. 

"The Liberv is not yet done. 

"But the Bedd-roomb is the Jem of the 
wh(4e — ^if you could but see it ! such a Bed- • 
worr ! lye a Shyyal Dressing Glass festooned 
with Walanseens Lace, and lifted up of eyen- 
ings with rose coloured tapers. Goold dress- 
ing case and twilet of Dresding Cheny — My 
bed white and gold with curtains of pink 
and silyer brocayd held up at top by a goold 
Qpid who seems always a smiling angiUicly 
hon me,has lay with my Ed on my piller hau 
sarounded with the finst Mechlin. I haye a 
own man, a yuth under him, 2 groombs, and 
a fimmale for the House — I ' ye 7 osses : in 
cors if I hunt this winter I must increase my 
ixtablishment." 

Some of our readers haye doubtless read 
"Jeames's Diary," but a large number will 
unquestionably enjoy it in this pretty little 
bo(d£ from the Appletons for the first time. 
As we hay ^ hinted , it may be read not only with 
pleasure, but with the extraction of a capital 
moral. Many among us, too, as we haye also 
hinted, will find it an exo^ent mirror in 
which to see ourselyes at full length, and 
happily become as much disgusted with our 
own folly as with that of our silly nei^bors. 

MIOIHAUO • HISTOfTV OP -TMS ORUBADBe. 

— Three elegant yc^umes, with this title, haye 
been sent to us by Redfidd, of New York. 
They embrace a loost admirable history of 
the Crusades; emanating, as they do, from 
the pen of an author who deyoted twenty 
laborious years to the subject. Michaud was 
a r^;ular "workie," engaged in his labors 
heart and soul, and did many things at once 
with remarkable readiness. Thus, while he 
was prosecuting his historical researches, and 
writing poetry, he also managed " La Quoti 
dienne," a paper which was prominent in 
Paris, in the early part of the present cen* 
tury ; but which, during the reign of Napo- 
leon — ^Michaud haying fled— digenerated into 
the " Fueille du Jour," or, as a wag said, the 
"FueiUe de laVille," (last night's Journal,) 



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WLAESKEL 



from the fkct of it's being edited entirely by 
that supple tool of tyranny, arrant coward, 
and dull dolt — Monsieur Scissors. The < < Quo- 
ti dienne" was subsequently revived under 
its original brilliant editor, and resumed its 
prominence as an organ of government. Mi* 
chaud, while editor, during his last adminis* 
tration, held the office of reader to the Ring, 
at a salary of 3000 francs per annimi : anfil it 
is said, one of the stipulations he made on ac- 
cepting this office was, that he should not bo 
called upcm to perform its duties. 

Michiuid commenced the history in notice, 
durine the reign of Charles X., who bestowed 
upon nim 25,000 francs, in order that he 
might visit the Holy Land ; but he had hardlj 
arrived in Palestine before the reverses of his 
King reached him : at the same time he got 
news of the loss of 200,000 francs — it having 
been confided to unsafe hands at home. Mi- 
ohaud, like numy other literary men, was fond 
ai the glass, — ^not the loolong-glass, — and 
drank deeply at times. Still he was a scholar 
and a poet, blessed with warm friends idiile 
living, who mourned his death. His •♦ His- 
tory of the Crusades" is unquestionaUy one 
of the finest of its class, and* has been trans- 
lated in admirable style. Michaud, in addi- 
tion to writing this elaborate work, was the 
founder of, and a considerable contributor to 
** La Biograghie Univeselle," a splendid con- 
ception, splendidly executed. We have heard 
that this inmiensely valuable production of 
labor and talent, was bdng translated for a 
large publishing house in this coimtry : but 
if commenced, we suspect it has stopped on 
the way. 

The ffistory before us covers ibe entire 
story of the Crusades, from the earliest to the 
last pilgrimages to the Holy Land. It em- 
braces the greatest feature of the middle 
ages ; a feature involving a desperate struggle 
for mastery between Europe and Asia; the 
Cross and the Crescent ; a feature which has 
whetted up the energy of the gospel defender, 
imparted fresh fire to poetry and romance, 
and established a precedent of perseverance, 
in battling for religicm and right, which have 
unquestionably been attended with beneficial 
influences upon the world. True, as our au- 
thor intimates, in these battles of the cross, 
on the soil where the cross was reared, the 
sublimest virtues were mixed with all the dis- 
orders of the wildest passions ; but the end 
sou^t was a noble one. 

We have read this work with the most de- 
cided pleasure, and we doubt not, it will at 
once find a place on the library shelves of 
Americana. 

OLARA ^40ASLAND.-•V ■Mfllf««ON SSN- 

NBT-r. 

— This is a newspaper story, which Mr. 
T. B. Peterson, No. 98 Chestnut street, 
has published in fine stjle, certainly as to 



engravings and typography. It wn b rmoc s I 
vast amount of stirring adventure, — somi 
probable, and some ridionlously improbmlte 
Its industrious, and, in lus way, clever soth^ 
has never written a better romance, to oausci] 
quick-breathing excitement in the besoms of 
tne million ; ami we suspect both himself and 
his enterprising publisher, will greatly pro* 
fit by this crowning success in wild story- 
telling. Whether *' Clara Mordand*' is des- 
tined to take its place by the side of the 
"Ivanhoe," the "Spy" and <' Braoebritke 
HaQ," remains to be seen. Mr. Bennett, the 
author, if he writes not fbr the future, cer- 
tainly does for the present : and let ns add, 
he comes most fully up to the requirements 
of popular marvellousness. He reascMis well, 
too : ne says posthumous fiune is well enoagji, 
but present dollars are a good deal better; 
for, in the former case, one has a chance of 
sleeping in a grave, the sod of which is trod- 
den down by pilgrims to the tomb of genius, 
very pleasant under the ciruumstances, whilein 
the latter, one stands no chance of being hur- 
ried to one's last resting place by starvation. 

REASON AIMO FAJTH. 

— A very handsome volume with this title, 
embracing essays from the pen of. Henry 
Rogers, has lately been published by Messrs. 
Crosby, Nichols, & Co., Boston. These es- 
says are extremely able ; and commanded 
great and deserved favor, when originally 
published in the " Edinbur^ Review." The 
author is well known by his "Eclipse of 
Faith," a book which, of its kind, is without 
a superior. 

UfMOUB TOM AT HOMK. 

— F. C. Adams, the author of this book, is 
understood to be a " Britisher," and the su- 
percilious and disdainful temper peculiar to a 
nation governed like his own is every where 
sticking out on his pages. He has collected 
all he could hear and read of wrongs or hard- 
ships among the slaves of the South — has 
commented on these, and on rumors of vice 
and convictions of crime for the last fifty 
years, and treats and uses them as indexes oi 

Sublic sentiment and common custom at the 
ou^. He has done what a man m^t do 
here, who should collect into a book all the 
instances of crime and vice recorded, or even 
dreamed of, in Philaddphia, for half a cen- 
tuiy past, and send it forth as a specimen of 
the general morality of the city — the true 
lights and shadows of puUio sentiment with 
us. 

None but a " Britisher," aocostomed either 
to be despised himself, or to despise others at 
home — ^none but one of a peqde o^nying 
about, in their capacious chests, sudi swollen 
disdain for inferior ranks of white men as the 
privileged orders of England, could have 
written such a book : a book so unjust, so 
forgetful of aU but the Uaok man, in treating 



LITERARY AND SOONTIFIC GOSSIP. 



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of tbe nghts of htUBanity ; bl»ckemiiff what 
isiduie* and whitening what is blade: till 
the whole mmm is tendered unsightly wad con- 
fiind, bj- a smearii^ of his own. N<me bat 
a BMD aoonstomed to yield a seirile homage 
to soperiors, and to haye it enacted from him, 
oooid have such a q>ite at masters, when let 
loose fraoL the chains of custom, and the bonds 
of larth and home, as this book betrays. 
SaTery of whites ; disdain of them would not 
shock him, for both he has seen from his youth 
up ; both are the right and wont of his supe- 
riors : bom such, and likely to stay such, as 
modi from what he is, as from what they would 
l)e. IkfisB Martinau somewhere remarks, in 
rabstance, that nothing astonished her more 
than seeing how hiunanity was respected in 
this country, the dignity to which it attained 
W birthri^ts, contrasted yrith the disdain of 
uigtisfamen for inferiors— alms-takers, ready 
to thank yoa for the air they breathe, as if it 
were yours, or you might take it away. 

As a iiteraiy performance, this work has no 
decided merits except those of condemnation. 
Dry, and sometimes vulgar details, make up 
the sum of it, without any relief-touches of 
humanity ; without any recognition that a 
wMte ipan has any rights, any yirtues, any 
duurities, but all as bad as the most perverted 
specmen of the race. It may suit some 
people to read it, in the same way that it 
mi^t suit some to write it, but the id otnne 
g«mc5, the rar^B aves, are exceptions ; that kind 
of exceptions, too, which impart a lesson 
through the perversion <^ what is good, 
making that good so much the more admired 
hy omtrast of what it is. 

literarj anir Smntifit §mxf. 

—The wood engravers for "Harper's Maga- 
ane," if theyfiuiiish nothing very beautiftil, 
can at least claim the merit of originality. 
A few noonths ago they presented the readers 
of the magashie with a sketch of Moses com- 
ior down from Mount Sinai, carrying the 
tables of the law, and having a post-and-rail 
fence behind him, which the meek man has 
JQit climbed over. It is said that this wood- 
cut has given some ofienoe to our southern 
Wethren, who contend (with some show of 
probiiiiiity) that the Virginia or worm-fence 
ihoold have been engraved { being prior in 
I date to the post-md-rail variety. In the 
I ^rii nomber is an article on the Mormons ; 
I tte cats of whieh are taken from an Englidi 
. vork l|to|y puUished. One of them repre- 
•eats Joe amth, aoccnnpanied by his officers 
lod his harem, reviewing the Nauvoo Legion 
vho are drawn up in hne, presenting arms. 
The rig^t band scHdier (the only cme seen at 
ftiO iength and breadth) has his musket 



turned with the htUt mttwardst and his hand 
on the wrong part of the gun. 

— The Harper's announce the twenty-second 
thousand of "Villette." It is a pleasant 
novel. Had it not enjoyed an antecedent like 
" Jane Eyre," however, we think it could not 
have so soon attained an edition of twenty 
thousand copies. 

— "Ella Muir, or Love and destiny," lately 
published in London, has a peculiarity of 
versification, which, as well as its pathos, to 
match, may be best indicated by the specimen 
given by the " AnthensDum :" 

Here they must soTer, tbo* linger they may. 

As all have linger*!! who love and most part ; 
Tet, oh Uut BkomentI it will not delay* 
When thor must each take their amamte way, 
Ptom^ the Ibnd bosom where dwelleth thtir heart 

— Negro literature is so much in vogue in 
England, that writers are raking up all the 
black heroes of history, and giving them the 
benefit of every particle of romance of which ' 
their lives are capable. The last effort of 
this kind is the '-Life of Toussaint L*Over- 
ture, the Negro Patriot of Hayti!" Mrs. 
Stowe must look to her laurels. The work 
is thus spoken of hj the *' Athenaeum :" 

*' Careless c<^ection c^ facts, slovenly treat- 
ment, and apparent ignorance <^ all points of 
local color, manners, &o., have here spoilt a 
good subject and deprived a temporary appeal 
of such powers as it possessed to arrest the 
attention. <I am about,' runs the tune of 
Mr. Beard's pompous prelude, < to teU a most 
moring story — to wring the hearts of all and 
sundry — and to excite the indignation of 
every one save of those bom slaves, the mer- 
cenaiT lovers of slavery !' But though Mr. 
Beard may have fancied himself about to per- 
form brave enterprises like thi*se, he does not 
get beyond the merit which belongs to gener- 
ous purpose in this book. Few persons will 
be even deeply wrung or made bitterly indig- 
nant by his narrative, which is meagre and 
unreal. Panegyric without evidence, asser- 
tion without authentication, digressions which 
have the air of the sweepings of a sermon 
portfolio, rhetoric that leaves us cold — are all 
we find." 

— The London " AthensBum" tries to be very 
severe upon the works of our Spiritual Dia-* 
logue correspondent, viz : *' Musings of an 
Invalid," '' Fun and Earnest," and " Fancies 
of a Whimsical Man." The editors are, evi- 
dently dull judges of Fun, as most works 
which amuse greatly with us, are pronounced 
dull by them. The admirable '*Knick- 
Knacks" of Knickerbocker Clarke, they did 
not fancy ; and now our friend of the *' Spir- 
itual Dialogues" comes in for a poke of their 
goose-quills! 

— Thirty-three pages ci the April number of 
Brownson's Quarterly Review are devoted to 
a criticism on Theodore Parker. 



28 



BIZ ABBS. 



— T. B. Peterson, No. 98 Chestnut street, 
has lateljr published " Llorente's History of 
the Inquisition of Spain ;" three volumes of 
the English edition being compressed into one. 
It is a record of fearful doings ; and will be 
read with interest. The translator well says : 
" The curious will be amply gratified by the 
perusal of the history of this secret tribunal ; 
the man of leisure cannot fail in finding occu- 
pation and amusement in the pages of Llo- 
rente; and the philosopher wUl discover in 
them ample scope for reflectioui on the aber- 
rations or human reason, and on the capabil- 
ity of our nature, when under the influence 
of fanaticism, to inflict, with systematic in- 
difference, death, torture, misery, anxiety, 
and infamy, on the guilty and the innocent." 
And all these atrocities were committed under 
the name of the blessed Saviour ! There are 
people who think they see tendencies abroad 
leading to renewed persecutions on account 
of reUgioua opinion. God forbid that these 
tendencies, if they do exist, should take any 
decided form or substance. 

— Notices, of Brown's "Yusef—- a Gmsade 
in the East," published by the Harpers, — 
'* Dr. Aloott's Lectures on Life and Health," 
from Phillips, Sampson & Co., — " Clara Stan- 
ley," by the author of •* Aunt Edith," from 
Bob^t Carter & Brothers, through Martien, 
of our city, vrill Itppear hereafter. Apropos : 
we are preparing a notice of " Coleridge's 
Works," lately published by the Harpers, — 
will these very liberal gentlemen please send 
us the second volume ? 

— The story of the "trunk full of docu- 
ments," said to be in '< the possession of a 
lady in New Oiieans," touching the Dauphin 
question, as the papers say is " good enough 
if true." We have a strong suspicion, how- 
ever, that it is not true. 

— The " Home Journal" says of the " Bector 
of St. Bardolph's," Mr. Shelton's admirable 
novel, lately published by Charles Scribner, 
and already in its second edition ; ** the au- 
thor has presented us with a vivid picture of 
the varied annoyances and petty persecutions 
to which a mimster of the gospel is too often 
subjected in his parochial relations. The nar- 
rative is given in an easy, colloquial style, 
with evidently a thorough knowledge of cler- 
ical trials, and a deep well of sympathetic 
feeling, underlaying a vein of humor and the 
light knguage erf sprightly description. There 
is something peculiarly touching in the " Su- 
perannuated." The pastor vfears out, not 
with age, but with thankless labor. His im- 
agined life of idleness is one of incessant anx- 
iety and toil ; and when strength and spirits 
fail firom over-exertion, he is supcranuated. 
There have been many such cases. The Bec- 
tor of St. Bardolph's is not an isolated exam- 
ple." 



— The " Bourbon Prince," lately published 
by the Harper's, is intensely interesting. 
We hope to give some extracts from it here- 
after. 

— The En^ish papers state that " Tentkyacm 
has thoroughly revised, considerably added 
to, and recently republi^ed his * Ode to Wel- 
lington.'" "Considerably added to,*' and 
recently republished !" Unmerciful acts, both 
these, towards the reading public. 

— Mr. (Jeo. H. Boker has a ballad in the Ajml 
number of Bentley^s Miscellany ^ entitled *• The 
Siege of Cabazon." 

— A new edition, with improvements, of 
Ghrimshaw^s History of the United States ^ has 
been published by Lippincott, Grambo & Co., 
Pluladdphia. The additions include the Mex- 
ican war, a brief chapter on the Discoyery of 
America by the Northmen, population, titles, 
&c. This work has been puolished for thirty 
years. 

(Mm Sans-Sottd. 



-THE OPBf^A 

— Has gone, and has taken heaps of ixKmey 
with it. The prices were high, and, despite 
an army of dead-heads. Count Bossi and his 
accomplished lady have added largely to the 
new fortunes which they are building up in 
our country, and with which they propose to 
renew their old-time splendor at the Austrian 
court. Madam Sontag is, unquestionably, the 
artiste of all who have visited us, — that is, 
when we consider her as both singer and 
actress, — and those who have seen her will 
ever remember the impression she produced. 
Second thoughts convince us, that tne part to 
the performance of which we thought her least 
adapted, is decidedly her greatest — ^we mean 
Lucrezia Borgia. The effects she produced in 
this character, especially when aided by the 
superb Badiali, were oppressively great. 

It is said we shall not soon, if ever, have 
Madam Sontag with us again, ^lould she 
return, we hope she will bring along a good 
company, and put the prices down to a re- 
publican stan<£ud. If, in order to do this, 
she destroys dead-headism, editors and all, 
very well. We can willingly submit to our 
share of the sacrifice for pubUc good. During 
the late season, only two or three operas did 
BizABRB enjoy, and for these small slices of 
pleasure, he gave a quid pro quo. 

Madam Sontag goes to Boston, where she 
has promise of another brilliant harvest. The 
Bostonians pay liberally for amusei^nts of 
all kinds, especially when you coax them into 
an auction furore. Madam Sontag's smart 
little agent keeps his wits ever whittled off to 
a keen point, and he will nnquestioniMy 
there, as elsewhere, avail kimseu of every in- I 



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fienoe calculated to 
imD." 



'bring grist to the 



—TiiiB ctonposition was repeated on Sunday 
ercBing, at St. Augastine's church, and with 
increased effect. It is a work indicating a 
high order of genins, and its author will here- 
after he known as a composer claiming a place 
amoog the first in our land. 

XHK BLJNO OONCafTT. 

—A Tocal and instrumental concert of blind 

popils of the Pennsylyania Hospital, was 

giren, at Musical Fund Hall, on Tuesday 

evening. The orchestra, conducted by Mr. 

E. Pfeiffier, — late of the Germanian band, and 

A Tery clever artist, — consisted of twenty-five 

biind pofnls ; while the programme embraced 

setectKms fi-om Robert le Diable, Masscmiello, 

}Bdsummcr NigkVs Dream, Emoaiiy and other 

classical compositions. In the course of the 

evening there was an interesting exhibition 

of reading the scriptures in raised letters ; 

and, upon the whole, the entertainment was 

one of peculiar interest. We shall probably 

I recor to it again. Certainly, the impression 

I made upon our mind cannot be easily removed. 

1 One does not regret that one lives in an age 

when even those deprived from birth of the 

! priceless blessing of sight, are still enabled to 

1 oeguile their dark hours with music, and re- 

I fresh their souls with draughts fresh from the 

foontains of the Gospel of the Saviour. 

LA PBTl-r OL^e BU1.I. 

— This very promising young violinist, the 
son of Mr. R. L. Goodall, a weU-known artist, 
is givinga sense of concerts at Musical Fund 
M. We heard him, in private, a week or 
two since, and with unequivocal satisfaction. 
He comes at a time not altogether favorable 
for a musician, and a performer on the violin. 
Still, he will attract gratified, if not full au* 
diences. His father has taken great pains with 
him ; indeed, he shows elements of decided 
pre-eminence. 

WHO 18 MSP 

—Br. Moriarty made qnite a fiowery lecture 
oa Senday evemng last, at St. Augustine's 
Cbuch, when he did full justice to the genius 
<tf Meignen, c<Hnpo8er of the new Mass, per^ 
finned with so much efiect on the occasion, 
ind gave a glowinr outline of ^e impressive 
^Muty of some of the chants and hymns by 
Koiniii, Mosart, Beethovan and others, as in- 
corporated in the service of the Roman 
Chordk. He did something more: He told 

I tht fast ooiigie|;ation, that a Protestant cler- 
gmaa of oar city, who had lateljr returned 

!i DMnai^iir in Europe, visited while on the 
^xatiBent, a cdebrated Roman Cathdio Oath- 
«dnl;aodhe asauied Dr. M. thai hewasso 
meh impressed by the a^rices, the swellings 
of the «rgaa, the serMhic beauty of the 
chuito, the murmurs of prayer, which 



from the worshippers, the streams of light 
gushing in frcnn painted windows, the upris- 
ing of incense, the ensemhUy indeed, of the 
moment that he prostrated himself in the 
dust : moreover, that on this occasion, he, for 
the first time in his life, felt the true inspira- 
tion of worship. Dr. Moriarty added, after 
relating this circumstance, that the reverend 
gentleman who made the confession to him, 
was periiaps, while he (Dr. M.) was speaking, 
telling quite a different stoiy in his own 
churdi. Many protestants heard this charge 
of Dr. M.'s agamst one of their own clergy, 
with indignant emotion; and particularly the 
closing sneer. Who could this Protestant 
d^^gyman have been? Will Dr. Moriarty 
enlignten ns ? 

OOT-reOHAL K. 

— This Pianist, has had very brilliant suc- 
cess in his native city, New Orleans. The 
Picayune speaks of a sea of upturned heads, 
ril enthusiasm. He was callea for after everjr 
piece. "At the end of the first part, hw 
father thanked the audience for their kindness, 
and introduced the son, who, in a few happy 
words in Fi-ench, expressed hi^warm affection 
for this city (New-Orleans) and his native 
country, and his gratitude for the warm wel- 
come given to him." The opinion we formed 
of Gottschalk, on hearing him lately in our 
city, was unexceptionably good. He will 
doubtless be hailed, on his return to the 
North next month, by ardent friends and ad- 
mirers. 

QOOD. If? 1~RUB. 

— The following anecdote of Franklin may or 
may not be true. We eet it from a friend : — 
Franklin, when he was Ambassador to France, 
being at a meeting of a literary society, and 
not well understanding the French when de- 
claimed, determined to applaud when he saw 
a lady of his acquaintance express satisfaction. 
When they had ceased, a Uttle child, who 
understood the French, said to him — " But, 
grandpapa, you always applauded the loudest 
when they were praising you!" Franklin 
laughed heartily and explained the matter. 

•■ALJNO'WAX. 

— Respecting the sealing of letters and docu- 
ments before the invention of wax, good author- 
ity states that impressions in gold, silver and 
lead, oocnr in Tnyan and other Rcmian empe- 
rors in Ficoroni; among the Christian emperors, 
bishops, kc ; in the l^tft, Spain, Sicily, Italy, 
and in the south, but not the n(M*th of France. 
The Terra Sif^iariSf or sealing-earth, which 
was rather a bitumen, was brought from Asia 
by the Romans, and was first known, says 
Bedcmann amon^ the £g3rptians, and the spe- 
cimens are seemingly Si enclosed in leaoen 
oases. Pipe cUy was also used, as well as 
Maltha— a cement of pitchwax, jdaster and 
hi; iqpfdied likewise to make pipes waters 



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tight. The Etroflcans even sealed treaties 
with blood ; and dough, or paste, has beun 
used. It does not appear that sealing-wax, as 
we know it, was mvented eariier than the six* 
teenth century. 'Ithas been conjectured, 'says 
Beekmann, '<that as the oldest seals came 
from England and France, and as the inyention 
is called ' Spanish wax,' it originated with the 
Spaniards ; but this is doubted. The first no- 
tice of sealing-wax occurs in a work by Garcia 
ab Orto, or Horto, entitled 'Aromatum et sim* 
plicium aliquot Historia,' &c., first printed in 
1563, and afterwards at Antwerp in 1574, 8to., 
in which latter edition it is mentioned at p. 33. 
The oldest printed receipt for sealing-wax is in 
a work entitled <Nea Titttderbuch, doc, Durch 
Samuelen Zimmerman,. Burger zu Augspurg, 
1579,' 4to p. 112." Gluten is supplanting 
sealing-wax, and indeed wafers ; It is quickly 
arranged, and hence up to the standard of our 
business days. 

The time will unquestionably soon oome 
when we shall see neither wa^ nor wax, 
unless it be on the desks of maiden ladies and 
bachdors. 

— Speaking of Mazzini and the continental 
polk^, the London " Ttmcs" says : — " With 
a price set upon his head in half the kinfi;doms 
of Europe, and with a &ce so remarki^le as 
never to be forgotten when once seen, he, nev- 
ertheless, traverses the whole continent, passes 
in and out of cities under the strictest surveil- 
lance of Martial law; visits Milan, Vienna, 
Naples, Rome, crosses and re-crosses the chan- 
nel, where spies are always upon the watch, 
and issues his proclamations fearlessly every- 
where." 

KIR. aBNJAMIN fS/10RAN. 

— This kind-hearted and talented gentleman, 
whose travels through England, — entitled 
"Footpath and Highway," — have been so 
well received by the reading public, leaves 
us in a few days for London, where he pur- 
poses to settle himself as a correspondent of 
several American newspapers. We shall 
miss Mr. M. in the editorial ranks of Phila- 
delphia, to which he has been attached since 
his return from abroad, and of which he has 
been a member. He came here, howerer, 
tied bv heart-oords to Albion ; and, return- 
ing to her shores, is therefore quite a natural 
consequence. Apn^xM : the London AtkeiuBum 
of l»te date, has a notice of Mr. M.'s *' Foot- 
path and Highway," where it says the author 
'' appears to be full of that enthusiastic curi- 
osity concerning the haunts of our authors 
and poets whicn so generally distinguishes 
the American in Eng^d. IBte may well say 
that few of Shenstone's Gountrymen have 
made pilgrimage to the burial-place, in Hales 
Owen Churchyard, of tiie suthor of <The 
Schoolmistress,' and the adomer of tlie Lea- 



sowes. But from his boyhood upwards, Mr. 
Moran appears to have loved the high places aa 
well as the by-paths of Britishvimaginatioo, — 
since he recalls early years in which he read 
'Clarissa' by moonlight. In En^and, he may 
be assured, such a feat is not of firequent occur- 
rence. — A further flavor of individuality is 
given to Mr. Moran's book by the Socialist 
opinions which, it may be gathered, he eater- 
tains. But wiUiout an^ reserve or paltering, 
the expression of these is kindly, not rabid : — 
poetical rather than practical. Like other 
W(Mrks of the kind, his sketches were origi- 
nally addressed to a Jransatlantic Journal, — 
and the compensation for them auppears to 
have furnished him with means sufficient for 
travelling amons the people of England in his 
modest fi^ion.' 

OO OYS-TBRO "rURNP 

— The Home Journal states that when oysters, 
not interfered with, or transplanted by man, 
take a natural position, and adhere to rocks 
and other substances, their deeper shell touches 
those substances ; and the flatter, thinner* or 
smoother shell, is presented to the water. It 
adds, however, that *< oysters, undetached, 
and loose at the bottom of the sea, lie with the 
round shell down, as the tide flows in, bat 
turn themselves on the flat shell on its reflux." 
Now, we would give something to see an 
oyster turn, would not you reader? It ap- 
peared to be as helpless as a newly-born babe, 
as we bdK>ld it super-sea; but according to 
the editor of the Journal — who dives down to 
the depths of all subjects which he discusses — 
it is quite another individual sub-sea, or at 
home. We have our doubts, nevertheless, on 
this subject ; and being in this state of uncer- 
tainty, we would gravely propound a new 
query, viz : Do Ofstebs tubn ?" 

— According to the coirespondent ci a Boston 
paper, the Empress of Russia, who is now an 
invalid, and threatened with an attack of pa- 
ralysis, takes every morning a milk bath. A 
large number of cows are kq)t for this purpose ; 
they are all milked at once, as hastily as pos- 
sil^, mto wann pails, the milk thrown into a 
marUe tub, heated to a little above blood heat, 
and in this the royal invalid is placed to^lie tili 
it cools. The correspondent adds that her 
majesty has been a woman of most exem^ary 
character, and is nrachbdoved. Herresideaice 
in the summer is at Tsarskoe Selo, a palace 
some eighteen miles from St Petersbiu^ 
The Emperor has, in many instoBoes, since 
her long illness, displayed the wanaest at- 
tachment to her, and is as unremitting in his 
attentions as the cares of state will permit. 
He goes to St. Petersburgh every day but al- 
ways retama to spend the nigfat with hk 
tauly. 



EDITORS' SANS-SOUCI. 



81 



OF LTTKRATUPtB/* 

— We hare leceived from Messrs. Derby k 
Milkr a reply to ** Amenities of Literature," 
wlach appeiured in No. 25 of Bizab&b, and 
berewith present it to our readers. There 
are certain reflections on Dr. Schodcraft, 
in this communication, which we do not 
like, and to which we cannot subscribe ; but 
we hare giv^i the attack and aj?e bound also 
to offer the defence. Dr. S. can take care of 
himself, doubtless. It is proper for us to say 
here, that we never harbored any ill-feelings 
towards Messrs. Derby k Miller, as the fact 
of the ready offer to them of our pages for 
their ddence fuHy evinces. 

Aubwm, N. y.. April 6th, 1853. 
Mnnts. J. M. Ohuboh St Co. 

Gentlemen : — Our attention has been called 
loan article in your Magazine (the * Bizarre,') 
of March 19th, under the heading of *< Ame- 
nities of LitenUore," which bears evidence of 
a malicioas intention to injure us, by exhibit- 
iag a business relation with certain parties in 
a nlae H^t. Tou will oblige us by giving 
publicity to the following statement of the 
facts, — after which a diainterested public may 
draw its own conclusions concerning the grie- 
Tifices of Messrs. Schoolcraft and «kmes. 

About the first of January, last, we pur- 
cbsicd, firom the administrator of the estate of 
the late Qeo. H. Derby, the stereotype plates 
tod copyright of a work bearing the title, 
'' Ameneui Indians, their Ckmdition and Pros- 
pects, bv H. R. Schodcraft ; with an Appen- 
ds, Ac^* Having been made aware that this 
title was obnoxious to Mr. S. and his publi^- 
ers, Messrs. Lippincott & Ca, on account of 
its amilari^ to that of the large work in 
oovrae of pablication by them, under author- 
ity of Coi^resB; andb^nff desirous of paying 
doe respect to ** publishers^ rights,** as wcdl as 
tnthors', we decided to alter the title of our 
book before issuing a new edition. The new 
title we UKmght proper to submit to Mr. S., 
who had before made public complaint of an 
alterattOQ of the work oy its late owners. In 
K|iiy to a letter on this subject, from our house 
it Bofialo, Mr. S. says, in effect, that he will 
give it a new title, and an introduction, for 
/our hundred dollars I Not feeling disposed to 
accede to Utaa very tnodtst demand, and pro- 
bably not having a just appreciation of the 
writs of the wori£, we offered to sell him ste- 
reotype plates, copyright, and all, for that 

hi the meantime we had issued our semi- 
amnial ** Trade List,*' and in it placed the 
fropoted new title, not dreaming that by so 
doing we were treroassing on Uie rights of 
Mr. Jones, or any other partv. In filet, if we 
bid ever seen his book at all, it had entirely 
fiNaped our reooUection, until the receipt of 
Us ktter of Fetmary 1st. 

The letter which Mr. J. fbniished yon for 



nublioation diners from the one we received ; 
ne having omitted puldishing the postscript, 
for reasons which will appear on perusing it. 

** P. S. — I have just fimshed wnting a local 
romance, which wiU make some 250 pages, 
12mo. It has not been as yet offered to any 
oi the publishers. Would you Mke to treat 
for it ?^ (Signed,) J.B.J." 

How Mr. Jones can reconcile the above 
with his implied accusation of literary piracnr 
on our part, is a riddle we are wholly unable 
to solve. That a person who conceives him- 
self to have been unjustly deprived of his 
property should make complaint, and seek 
restitution, is not strange ; b^t it is *' passing 
strange," that, smarting under a sense of in- 
justice, the injured part^ should offer, volun- 
tarily, to place himself m the power of those 
whom he professes to believe would willingly 
do him wrong. 

In the letter of Schoolcraft to Jones, under 
date c^ February 2, '53, is a charge of '' fraud 
and misrepresentation" demanding, from us, 
a prompt refutation. 

Mr. S. writes,— "the firm [D. & M.] to 
whom you [Jones] allude, having purchased 
the stereotype plates of the ** Indian in his 
Wigwam" of a person who had no ridit to dis" 
pose of it, procured a copyri^t by fraud and 
misrepresentation,^^ &c. 

This statement contains two ddiberate false- 
hoods, known to be such at the time they were 
penned. We have already stated the manner 
in which we came in possession of this work. 
In the ** Literary World," of Sept. 13, 1851, 
we find a certificate signed by Wm. H. Gra- 
ham, setting f<»ih that he (Graham) " being 
the lawful owner," did sell it to Geo. H. Der- 
hy & Co. We have ascertained further that 
Ciraham purchased of a Mr. Benedict, who 
first issued portions of it in pamphlet form, 
seriaUy, and, as we are informed and have 
reason to bdieve, neglected to secure a copy- 
right for it. Portions of it appeared ongi- 
ndly in the columns of some of the New T<mc 
papers, and one article, at least, was contri- 
buted by the author to a leading " Monthly 
Review.'^' The serials, together with these 
fugitive pieces, were afterwards collected and 
published under the title of " Oneota." (The 
author, who has credit for being somewhat 
versed in Ab(»ri^nal literature, can proba- 
bly see some relation between the title and the 
stAject,) Bearing this name a single edition 
was issued, whi(£ in course of time found its 
way to the street stalls and auction rooms, 
and the work was finally considered dead. 

At the instance of Mr. Benedict, its author- 
parent re-baptised it, (for a less sum, we pre- 
sume, than ** four hwuhred dollars,") and the 
"In^an in his Wigwam" was bom d «* One- 
ota." 

From this time Mr. Schoolcraft is guilty of 
the most cruel ne^ect of an offspring for 



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which he noiv professes snch anxious solici- 
tude. Sold from one party to another, in some 
cases almost given awaify made to wear another 
name, (^*The Red Race of America/*) the 
work had finally hecome as destitute of value 
as it was originally of merit. In its transfer 
from one to another, the unfortunate possessor 
was in each case made aware that it was not 
originally copyrighted. Had this been othe]> 
wise, the author evinced a total disregard of 
his pecuniary interests, as we cannot ascer- 
. tain he ever asked for a single cent from either 
of three publishers who issued it prior to its 
purchase by the late G. H. Derby. In his 
hands and under cmother title, the work soon 
reached a third edition. Suddenly Mr. School- 
craft discovers that for this book, whose sale, 
finally, was owing entirely to the enterprise 
of its publishers, he had never been Mid ! 
Instead of seeking legal redress of Mr. Bene- 
dict, the original publisher, or of Mr. Graham, 
his successor, he comes before the public (vide 
Lit. World, Aug. 30, '51,) cautioning them 
ag»nst harboring his offspring, evidently be- 
cause fixmi its respeetable appearance,, there 
is room for a doubt as to its being legitimate. 

More rec^itly, fiuling to sell another title, 
he threatens us with a suit for " larceny, in 
altering my (his) title," unless we surrender 
to him the stereotype plates ! 

So much for the first specification. In rda- 
tion to the second, we have only to say— -our 
copyright is not for ovmership in any matter 
of which he (S.) is author, but for our arrange^ 
ment of it; — and had we been disposed to 
stoop to what he has the meanness to think us 
capable, there was no necessity for it. The 
title of a work, and the arrangement of its 
contents, we believe to be as legitimate sub- 
ject for copyright, as the material of whidi 
it is made. 

From many parties we should not quietly 
submit to the libellous accusations contuned 
in Mr. Schoolcraft's letter. He, however, who 
has spent most of his life in studying the 
manners, habits, and customs of the savage 
tribes, may be somewhat excusable if, in the 
meantime, he has forgotten what pertains to 
the ''amenities" of civilized life. We take 
the Ubcrty of expressing the hope that the 
more recent business intercocirse with his 
gentlemanly Philadelphia publishers, may 
teach him some of the courtesies of Modem 
American society. 

In conclusion, we believe that ** Western 
Scenes and Reminiscenses," if the title which 
a new edition of the work renrred to bears,) 
oonflicta with no work of Mr. Jones's ; and if 
objectionable to Mr. Sdioolcraft, his fiune is 
secure from any damage arising from its cir- 
o^riation^ as we have Uken his name off 1^ 
title-page, Very respectfully. 

Tours ic, 
Derbt & MiLunt. 



FATMER OAVAeSI. 

— The Home Journal editor, has hevd Fathef 
Gavassi, and describes his harangues as beii^ 
furious enough. He is " tall, well formed and; 
vigorous, his &ce not unlike the rounded and 
joviid one of Mr. Burton, with hair black and 
glossy as a raven's wing. He wears an ample 
black gown reaching from his neck to his feet, 
upon the breast of which is a large red cross, 
and anoUier smaller one to the left of it. His 
mode of speaking, as we have intimated, is 
extremd^ violent. He ranges freely all over 
tiie spacious platform of the Tabernacle ; — 
sometimes rushing forward, like Badiali to 
the footlights of the theatre, and stretching 
his long person as far over as the inexon^le 
laws of gravity permit, he ejects a volley of 
denunciation witn more than Badiali 's vehe- 
mence. Then he will start back a few feet, 
and, lifting up his hands as high as he can 
reach, invoke the Diety, or perhaps seize an 
unoffisnding chair, and dash it down upon the 
ca^t, as he would dash down the poor Pope, 
if he could as easily be got hold of. His ges- 
ticulations are all of the same extreme char> 
acter. His English is consideraUy Inroken, 
and not always understood/; but he occasioa- 
ally delivers a passage with an approach to 
eloquence, which is rewarded by long contin- 
ued appliuise. He has a singular way of mak- 
ing very little words very prominent, the pre- 
positions for example. We heard him deliver 
the humble word *to' as though he were 
hailing the mast-head in a gale of wind." 

UNOLB TOfVI IN OOU^-r. 

— Mrs. Stowe has prosecuted P. W. Thomas 
for publishing a German translation of her 
book. The ground taken by her, is that she 
is the author of the original work, and that 
she has caused a German translation of it to 
be prepared and published ; with the sale of 
which, as well as with her essential woperty 
m the book, the trandation of Mr. Thomas is 
in conflict. 

NSW voRK orrv PA-ri-iKAe. 
—A Boston paper thus stirs up the New York 
City Fathers, by a parody M the (Ad song, 
" Gaily the Troubadour :" 

Vainly the Alderman 

Fumbled his key. 
As he was stt^gering 

Home from his—** tea :'* 
Smgin^, <* from City Hall 

Keelmg I come ; 
Good Mrs. Alderman 

Let me (Mc/) home!" 
Poor Mrs. Alderman 

Soblnngly prays — 
Thinking how sober he 

Was in old days ; 
Ere from the City Hall 

Drunk he did come 
Hiccoughing, *' Dearest (Hie!) 

W^coine(Htc/)home!" 






THE SUCCBSSPUL FORGERY. 



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WHJit SAT Toc, MAwapf"— /TarywAar. 



mxxt. 



Ttm, THx WEEK xxunto 
SAT17RDAT, APRII. 30, 1§53. 

THE 

SUCCESSFUL FORGKRY. 

SBCOND PABT. 

In oor first paper we gave some occonnt of 
tbeexecHtioQ and snccess of the various forge- 
ries of Shaksperian documents^ perpetrated 
hj Mr. William Henry Ireland ; and we now 
ialend concluding the subject. 

After the play of " Vortigem and Rowena" 
had been condemned, the young author, ftir 
from being discouraged, determined to write 
another drama, entitled "Henry IT." Ten 
wedcs were consumed in its composition ; but 
it WIS never re-written in a disguised hand, 
on old paper, because circumstances forced a 
oonftasion from Mr. Ireland, before he had 
time to copy it. The original manuscript of 
this play is now before us. It belongs to the 
libniy of the gentleman who owns the curi- 
008 Bible, described in ** Bizarre" several 
weeks ago. At the conclusicm of the folio, 
are the words " Huzza, huzza, huzza !" indi- 
cating tike rascal's exultation at having com- 
pleted the work. The following lines are 
ai|i^»06ed to be spoken by the King, when 
deeiiiming his passion for the fair Rosamond : 

• Hemry Y«s nreet 1ot«I but Veniu wati too bn«T i 
4»A wfaOct abe did bedeck thee wHh her ehanns, 
WuiloMed K) viih Uie work, tb«t she ne'er thouirht 
Ho* Phe berfelf hud rtrlpp'd. giving thee all I 
Ai I kiMtbe*, BMthinks, sww»t Lore bimrelf 
8te«i thj front, pod wavee thy tkWty b«ir. 
Ai JMlouf, be would keep me firom the theA." 
••••••••• 

The speeches put into the mouth of Becket, 
were much admired by persons who consid- 
ered themselves competent judges of Shaks- 
peare's style and mode of expression. We 
▼ill quote a few lines from one of these : 

'' ^•^et, Man hath h]« day of joy and misery. 
How thort the onat bow la«ting \b the othcrl 
jnth M, the ftmt in long Mown o'er, and now 
JM Mcond conie«, to mork my tortur'd ttool 
jnth Uky| laufchter, ringhig to mine ears 
■ J loM of power, B^ fiuled glorjr 1 

^••••a««a 
Tub. tnch! the ileep of death will cure all thoogbts. 
Jod yet, nn^t thla my wholesome goodly flenh 
Rot and wrra to fced the crawling earth-worm, 
Wbo nothing aaTOurtbnt of duit and day? 
Jt»«ible at tha Uumght I And een but now 
They wind aboat my fleeh. and to the feel 
^ dan^ ami oold as that nme hnmM aweat 
"bicfa beta from oat the front of dying manl 

A passage in the Bcognniftta Dramatiea, 
tended greatly to strengthen Wief in the ori- 
gmility of the drama. The writer referred 
to the jdaya of Henry 1. md IL , by Wlliam 



Shakspeare and Robert Davenport, and sup- 
posed they were destroyed in the Are at Mr. 
Warburton's. The scorched appearance of 
all the manuscripts, caused by drying them 
in too great haste, was attributed to their 
having suffered in the same conflagration. 
The number of visitors to Mr. Ireland's house 
increased so rapidly, that it became necessary 
to have printed cards of admission, entitling 
the bearer to inspect the papers, with either 
one gentleman, or lady, on Mondays, Wednes- 
days and Fridays, between tfae hours of 
twelve and three. 

Much anxiety was expressed for the publi- 
cation of the numerous papers ; but against 
this, young Ireland strongly protested: saying 
that the unknown donor was unwilling to 
have them made public. At last, to rid him- 
self of constant importunitiesy the gentle- 
man *s consent was announced as obUiined ; 
and the prospectus of the work was printed, 
Mr. Malone, m the meantime, published a vol- 
ume of nearly 500 pages, to prove the forge- 
ry ; and, of course, ni^y incensed the guilty 
author, who dreaded the effect of this work. 
In order to increase the number of papers, 
young Ireland ^introduced about 80 tracts, 
acrostics, &c., with notes in Shakspeare's 
writing, and with his name on the title-pages. 
The Prince of Wales was desirous of inspect- 
ing the curiosities : and a day was ajmointed 
when Mr. Samuel Ireland repaired to Cariton 
House, in order to give his Hi^ness an oppor- 
tunity of examining them. He displayed a 
surpriang knowledge of anti(|uity, and asked 
numerous questions which evinced a depth of 
penetration remarkable for one who had not 
particularly studied the subject. The Prince 
did not, however, pronounce decidedly upon 
the authenticity of the papers ; but expressed 
himself gratified at the proposed publication. 

The interest felt regutling the mysterious 
gentleman, increased to such an extent, that 
attempts were made to discover his residence 
by following Mr. Ireland when walking in the 
street. Little did they suspect, that when 
alone in his chambers, the whole was exe- 
cuted. Ritson, also, examined the manu- 
scripts; his silent scrutiny, piercing gaze, 
and laconic questions, caused the young im- 
postor to dread his verdict, particularly as he 
left the house without delivering any opinion. 
Some of the visitors stated, that if a descend- 
ant of Sliakspeare could be found, he might 
cbum all the papers. To prevent such a mis- 
fortune. Mr. Ireland resorted to a most d&ring 
expedient He composed several documents, 
proving that Shakspeare had been closcAy con- 
nected with a person of his name, and even 
of the same Christian name^^WiUiam Henry. 
Among these was a deed of gift to this indi- 
vidual, who had saved Shakspeare^s life, when 
almost drowning in ihe Thames. The un- 
known gentleman who so generously gave the 



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papers to Mr. Irdaxid* had done so, it was 
now stated, because he was ccmvinced of his 
being a direct descendant of the man to whom 
the bequest was made in the deed. 

Not long after this a storm arose around the 
daring impostor, which rendered his situation 
far from enviable. Mr. Samuel Ireland was 
regarded, by many, as the fabricator of the 
manuscripts, and much odium was thus un- 
justly heaped upon his character. Deeply 
mortified at such suspicions, he constancy 
entreated his son to reveal all that he knew of 
the concealed donor, who was called Mr. H. 

A committee of gentlemen was, at last, 
assembled, in order to investigate the matter 
thoroughly, and to demand answers to certain 
interrogatories. Mr. S. Ireland also wrote to 
Mr. Talbot, requesting him to communicate 
all Ins information on the subject; but his 
letter met with no response. 

At the first meeting of the committee, 
Toung Ireland was asked, if he would take 
his oath that he believed the papers to be 
genuine productions of Shakspeare. He re- 
plied, that as it was their business to investi- 
gate his father^s concern in the affair, he 
would swear that he knew nothing whatever 
of their origin. A list of names was then 
made out, from which Mr. H. was to select 
two persons, to whom he would confide every 
fhct respecting the manuscripts; and these 
individuals could then declare their opinion 
to the world, without revealing his name. 
This was agreed too by young Ireland ; and 
as his mind was now in a dreadful state of 
anxiety and perplexity, he reserved to make 
a full confession to two gentlemen from whom 
he anticipated leniency. When the list was 
returned to the committee, however, these 
persons declined receiving the important se- 
cret Mr. Ireland then informed the com- 
Saxy, that he thought he could prevail on 
r. H. to confide it to Mr. Albany Wallis, 
who was then {n^esent. This gentleman ac- 
ceded to the prcMMsal; and a day was 
appointed for the disclosure so ardently de- 
su^. After summoning sufficient coura^, 
Mr. Ireland detailed to Mr. Wallis every cir- 
cumstance connected with his forgeries ; and 
was heMrd, as we may suppose, with the 
greatest astonishment. He also delivered into 
his hands, the r^nainder of the ink, some 
unfinished manuscripts, and the plans of sev- 
eral plajrs, which showed the identity of the 
hand-writing. Mr. Wallis recommended per- 
fect silence, as before ; and promised that he 
would answer no questions as to the validity 
of the papers. 

Paragraphs Booa ilppeared in the daily 
prints, Utterly censuring the impostcH: for 
allowing hia father to appear in such a dis* 
graoeAil lieht before the world: and this 
gentleman himself wrote a most toudiing let- 
ter, entreating his son to clear up the myiiei^. 



Rather ihxn make such a disdosure, yoang 
Ireland determined to quit his home forever ; 
which he did before his &ther*s return to 
London. This conduct did not mend the 
matter; and Mr. Samuel Ireland continued 
so distressed, that his son wrote to him ac- 
knowledging himself as the author of the 
manuscnpts, and begging his pardon lor hav- 
ing caused him so much trouble. The old 
gentleman positively refused to credit this 
statement ; saying it was utterly impoesiblo 
for any set of men to produce the evidence he 
possessed with regard to their genuineness ; 
and so obstinatd^ did he adhere to this opin- 
ion, that Mr. Wallis could not even induce 
him to examine the papers written in a shnilar 
disguised hand. This being the case, Mr. 
Ireland published a pamphlet of forty-three 
pages, confessing the trutn. Those who had 
credited the manuscripts, now denied that 
this volume could be from the same pen ; as 
the style was so totally different Mr. Ireland 
replied, that he had only attempted a plain 
statement of facts, and had written it too 
when his mind was unusually agitated. The 
Morning Chronicle contained a paragraph 
nearly to this effect: "W. H. Irdsnd hks 
come forward, and announced himself author 
of the papers attributed by him to Shaks- 
peare; which, if true, proves him to be a 

His &ther dreaded lest the worid should 
suppose that he countenanced his aaa in any 
way, and he therefore published a statement 
that he had had no intercourse with, the cause 
of his domestic misfortunes, for neariy three 
years, except on one occasion, in the presence 
of Mr. Albany Wallis. 

Far from expressing any penitence on ac- 
count of his guilty conduct, young Irdand 
considered all who refused to bdieve the forge- 
ries, as his persecutors ; and towards Mr. Ma- 
lone he showed the most resentful feelings. 
It was even a matter of sdf congratulation 
that he had successfully deceived so many 
scientific men : and he thought no blame 
whatever would have attached to him, had 
not these persons felt instated at the imposi- 
tion exercised by a mere boy. He also assert- 
ed that, as those who credited the papers were 
delighted, and those who did not, flattered 
themselves that they could not be deceived ; 
therefore, in either case, no injmy was done ! 

In a newspaper published at the time of Mr. 
Ireland's death, we find the following notice 
of him: 

*'' This strange and unfortunate person died 
the other day in an obscure lodging in town, 
in great want and suffering. We do not know 
that sufficient interest survives about him to 
warrant even this word of public mention ; 
but his fate 1^ been instruotiTe enough to 
call for it on other grounds, ffis inanity 
was considerable, and would unqnestionab^ 



ROMANCE OP BLOCKLEY. 



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hmwt earned faiin 8afi3ly and honorably throngli 
life, bat that its first exhibition was A Lis. 
The indulgenee of such a singular ambition 
was fiilJd toeveiy other. May it neyer be in- 
dnlged in any ivalk of life or literature with- 
out a result as &taL" 

The forgeries ?rere pm>utrated in 1795 and 
1796, and the guilty author died in 1834. 

ROMANCE OF BLOCKLEY. 

NUKBEE SLEVBN. 
TUB Bu&SJERT. 

If there is any biped whose general appear- 
aace, when nniifiMrnied in his working habili- 
me&ts, creates i^easurable cmoticms in the 
nind of the beholder, that biped is the one 
indept baker. We look at the butcher with 
bia slnrt, upcm which sundry red drops take 
the place of spangles, and our incipient Uiought 
ia wat of tl^ slau^ter-honse. Fan^ takes 
to herself wii^, and pictures the unoffending 
OK, or quiet, passiye lamb, led from the mea- 
dow green by a redoubtable cord, which 
presses, rather too closely to be comfortable, 
aramd the sinews of the neck, and domicili- 
ated, temporarily, in the execution fabric. 
Theo we hear the bleating and the lowing, a 
blended symnhony of sounds which strUces 
Iflce a dei^-knell on the tympanum of the 
ear, and finally, we haye a distinct yision of 
the uplifted Iniife, riyalling, in sharpness of 
ed^ the Turkish cimetar, as it gleams for an 
OBtant in the sunlight, and then comes down 
Vke a levin bolt into the yitals of the poor 
aahnal. Eyen the epicure, who dreams of a 
airkin, and goes into raptures at the sight of 
a atandiiig rib, sometimes looks upon our 
frimd — the butcher — as though he were a 
liaeal descendant of Robespierre, Danton, or 
Marat, and internally sighs that no Charlotte 
Oordaj can be found, whose puissant arm, 
clothed with masculine energy, would des- 
patdi the man of blood, and send him head- 
ian^ into the throng of the shades, where the 
manes of sheep and cows would haunt him 
through an interminable duration. 

ToUlly dissimilar are the feelings of the re- 
fleeting man, as he turns his gaze upon that 
other estimable functionary, who conyerts the 
floor into the broad wheaten loaf, or luscious 
rolL Sadi an one excites only pleasurable 
emotions. He is a bloodless man. He has 
nerer eyen gone the same length in actual 
cruelty as the farmer, for the latter has 
threshed the grain at a most merciless rate, 
while the former has but metamorphosed the 
p ow dery contents of the barr^ into i^mme- 
trieal eompoonds ci yeast, water, and flour. 
Tbe milier has exceeded him in seyerity of 
treatment, for he has put the anoffineiding grain 
into the mill, and amid its eternal clickHdaok 



has drowned the cries of his yictim, as the 
Jews did those of their children, when they 
placed them in the glowing arms of the brazen 
Moloch, (Tophet, as the Hebrew has it,) and 
brought out their rascally drums to neutralize 
the yocal utterances of the youthful crew. 
He, on the other hand, has nnrely subjected 
the lifeless remains of the grain to the action 
of a temperate fire, which sayors no more of 
cruelty than would the transfer of an Eg^t* 
ian munmiy to the grate, thousands of years 
after its vitality was extingmshed. 

We love to look at our alms-house bakery. 
There they are, a neat, jovial band of fdlows, 
hard at it in the huge cellar immediately be- 
neath the centre building. Descend the stairs 
and survey them. You perceive that each 
head is encased in a white paper cap, a little 
a la turban. Let not this, however, lead you 
to think that they are at all inclined to Islam- 
ism. That delicate head-gear is only put on 
to keep up the analogy wMch exists betwe^i 
white flour, white aprons, and a snowy coro- 
net. On one side of you can be seen a dozen 
barrels, perhaps, of the most excell^it flour. 
They stand together with an unanimxty whidi 
might impart a salutary lesson to a discOTdant 
band of politicians. They constitute the 
tangible exponents of good eating. They 
whisper in the ear of the sentimentalist a 
ditty of the staff of life. They assure the 
grumbler, who would have the world believe 
that a board of managers have hearts like the 
upper and the nether millstone, that he is al- 
together on the wrong scent, so &r as our 
Blockley supervisors are concerned ; and they 
tell the flour-merchant that aome brothjar in 
his line has had a good pull from the treasury 
department, in thus catering to the wants of 
the million. Immediately in front of you can 
be espied that formidable board, extending 
fvcm east to west, upon which the dough is 
kneaded by a dozen of as lusty arms as ever 
Hercules dould boast of. While thus mani- 
pulating the dough, their owners sing, in bold 
and manly accents, of the Faderland. If you 
look a little closer at the knights of the dou|;h, 
you will find a few drops of crystal, which 
well up from that deep fountain of hidden 
sensibilities, the heart. That stem man, 
shoulders huge enough to sustain a couple of 
fifty-sixes, is thinking, perhaps, of his little 
cottage on the Rhine, as he sings, with falter- ' 
ing accents, the good old ditty — 

'*ners meln horz warum so traurlg." 

That young fellow who is drawing out a 
fresh loaf from the oven, and wiping it off 
with the capacious piece of flannel, to remove 
any stray ashes which may determine to 
amiere to its smooth and shining crust, is re- 
calling the home where, in boyish wayward- 
ness, he stole firom his mother's side and 
oroeaed the main, as a saitor, before the mast. 



BIZARRE. 



That old man, who has just completed his 
task of filling a hamper with fine fresh loaves, 
and is now intent upon perusing the German 
newspaper, the " Botschafter," which weekly 
unfolds to him its fund of good religious in- 
tdligence, goes hack, in memory, to the 
Wartburg forest, where he rambled on a ho- 
liday with his little troupe of younglings, who 
withered one by one, some in youth and more 
in manhood, till, scathed and blighted, he 
owns no kindred here on earth. 

But our alms-house friends do not give too 
free a vent to those softer emotions which be- 
speak for them the tender interest (^ the con- 
siderate. Look yonder, and you will see a 
young black rascal, who, because he has 
nothing else to do, is tumbling into the dough 
with his Ethiopean digits, as if he was bent 
upon the task of amalgamation. Pomp, or 
Pompey, td use his full classical designation, 
loves to pass a stray hour in the cellar among 
the wortny functionaries of the yeast. One 
moment his frizzled head is bobbing so dose 
to the furnace Uiat you anticipate the singeing 
of his wool ; the next, and he has upset a 
hamper of bread on the floor, and drawn upon 
his poor trembling heart a profuse shower of 
the Dutchman's ever-handy, ever-potent, yet 
harmless malediction of "Bonder und Blit- 
zen." Anon, he is half immersed in a keff of 
water, and assumes the appearance of a 
drowned rat, while the risible faculties of the 
Overman fraternity are in full exercise at his 
expense. Thus he capers about till some one 
of the crew, getting a little vexed, helps him 
up the stairway with a certain application of 
boots and muscles, which enables the little 
black fellow to rise without the puissant in- 
tervention of yeast or salseratus. 

If there is on earth an embodiment of mis- 
chief and glee, it is to be found in a young 
descendant ef Canaan. Roll him in the dust, 
or crack him on the back till he winces, and 
the next minute, if your back is turned, his 
comical grimaces and ludicrous gesticulations 
attest the fact, that although he has been 
sadly belaboured, you have not yet knocked 
out o( him that fimd of drollery upon which 
he is continually drawing, when others, of a 
temperament more choleric, are at the lowest 
point of mental dejection. There is not, how- 
ever, much affinity between the stem Teutonic 
characteristics and the buoyant and effervesc- 
ing gaiety of the young African. They may 
for a few minutes laugh at his pranlLS, and 
even help him on with a few of his hair- 
brained capers, but it will not be long bdbre 
the gravity of the Heidelburgers will suggest 
the cessation of all such Merry-Andrewism. 

Now, the bread is being piled upon the 
wheel-barrow for speedy and sure oonvejrance 
to that citadel, the storehouse. Did you ever 
put your eyes on m(»e capacious loaves? 
Why, their jovial circumfiereDce almost makes 



one merry. They are none of your meagre, 
milk-and-water ccmbinations, whidi look aa 
starched, and demure, and prim, when they 
emerge firom the oven, as if they were desUned 
for some rascally miser, who would chip them 
off by the inch, and only cut them when his 
stomach cried ** rations." No, they look Ukc 
stout honest yeoman ; admitting that there is 
yeomanry among the bread, real sdid Dutch 
Hamburgh burghers. They bring up the 
shade of old Peter Stuyvesant, when he sat in 
his porch and ate his bread and molasses, 
flanked by pork and redoubtable sourcrout ; 
in a word, they call up the recollections of 
those sunny hours when our grandmothers 
silenced the clamours of our appetites by 
cutting us an entire slice across the continent 
of an eight-cent loaf, and sprinkled it with 
that blessed quieter of noise — ^the light brown 
sugar. Such are our reflections as we watch 
the bread being wheeled over to the store- 
house. 

One barrow is being wheeled by our friend 
Josey — he of the green spectacles — ^who has 
figured in a previous paper. He is taking 
the allowance of the children's asylum to its 
destination, and many a little hand will soon 
part the broad ^des of those lusty loaves 
wlien they reach the kitchen. Nothing so 
invigorates an urdiin as the sight of bread, 
especially if it be fresh. Its strengthening 
fragrance is to him like sales from Araby, the 
blest ; and if, by a oomDination of felicitous 
events, he can get between his teeth a piece of 
the smoking hot, he asks no collateral recom- 
m^dations of butter to make him the happiest 
of human kind. Oh ! for the halcyon hours 
when the height of the writer's ambition was, 
like that of the alms-house children, to get a 
slice of bread, real home-made bread, fresh 
from the oven ! Stem realities of actual life 
have now usurped the place of innocent en- 
joyment ; and grief and care sit, in a fearful 
brotherhood, by the portals of a heart once 
gay and bounding as the birds of spring. 

SPIRITUAL DIALOGUES. 

niALOOUB XIV. 

Julius Cjesab— Zaohart Taylor. 

CiBs. I beg your pardon, General, I covi- 
sider myself the honored party on this occa- 
sion. 

Tatf, No, no, no ! dont't talk so ; the idea 
of putting an old-&shioned Yankee Scddier, 
like me, on the same platform with the great- 
est fighter of all antiquity ; I — 

Cos, Your too modest, by half. I tdl you 
again, nothing I ever did in Gaul, or Parthia, 
or AfHca, is to be named in the same eemtuiy 
with that affair at Buena Vista. 

Joy. Oh, you're joking. 

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Ccs. I am nof joking; nor am I alone in 
the opinion. Twas but yesterday that I 
beArd Epaminondas and Marlborongfa both 
saying the Tery same thing. Leonidas, too, 
who oaght to know what good fighting is, ex- 
pressed himself most emphatically, on the 
subject : and also concernrag the capture of 
Monterey. He looked upon both performances, 
be said, as among the very happiest military 
hits on record. 

Toy, Well, well ; after snch authorities, 
it wotdd be sheer a^ectation in me, to say 
othenriae, I certainly tried to do my duty on 
that occasion. 

Ctfs. Ton did it, too, most nobly, glorious- 
ly, my old friend ; ay, and on all other occa- 
mim&, civil and military. I have been longing 
tar an opportunity to tell you so. I know all 
aboot you, you see. 

Toy. Through what channel, may I ask ? 

Ccts. Well , the military part of your career 
was recited to me, not long since, and with a 
ddigbtfiil enthusiasm, by your gallant bro- 
flier. Worth, the American Murat, as we all 
caS him ; while the civil portion of it, was 
rendered ample justice to, let me teU you, by 
that choicest of choice spirits, £[ekrt Clay 
bimselC. 

Ta*t. Indeed? That was very magnani- 
moQs in brother Hal, considering tnat I, (most 
innocently, it is true, nay reluctantly,) stood 
so in the way of his earthly ambition. He 
alluded then, did he, to the Presidential cam- 
pMjpi? 

Ctts. He told me the whole story : and so 
&r as I could judge, with perfect frankness 
and good-humor. He wound up his narra- 
tive, I remember, by remarking, with great 
emphasis, that he w(mld rather be right than 
Preadent or Em^t>r of the best star in the 
universe. A glorious sentiment, Zachary! 
Ah, dear ; I wish I had acted up to it in my 
little day on earth. I should be in much bet- 
ter spirits this very hour, I assure you. 
That all-grasping, guilty ambition of mine 
was a terrible corse, both to me and to Rome. 
Candidly, now. General, don*t you think, it 
would hiave been far better for the world, if I 
had never been bom ? 

Tciy. The Lord saw fit to send you here, 
JoHos, and ^lat I conadera sufficient answer 
to yoor question. 

Cets, A most soldier-like one, certainly. 

Toy. Why he permitted you to raise the 
old boy, as you did, is another matter. But 
Pve no doubt the mystery will be cleared up 
an in good time. I*m but a novice yet in 
tilings spiritual, and should rather seek light 
fhxn jrou on these points, than venture on 
any opinion of my own. But be that as it 
may, I can't hdp fiking you, anyhow, CsDsar, 
wiui an yoor imperfections. 

CtBs. Ditto, ditto, with an my soul! Yes, 
I was quite in love with yon, Zachary, at the 



very first blush. And so I was telling our 
earthly friend here, before you came, while 
studying that tip-top bust of yours. Hum- 
bug apart, I consiaer it worth a journey 
across a score of milky-ways, to shid^e such 
an honest old fellow by the hand. 

Tay. Well, it certainly is most gratifying 
to be talked to, in this style, by so illustrious 
a spectre : so, so, — 

6<gs, Brilliant alike in the bondoir and in 
the cabinet, on the stump and in the field. 
That's what you were going to say, General, 
is it not ? 

Tay, Precisely ; only you have put it in 
as many words as I should have used sen- 
tences. I was going to add, however, by one 
whom I can't help thinking, (asking Plu- 
tarch's pardon,) a far greater Commander 
than Alexander himself. 

Cos. Inter nosj Zachary ; I don't think 
much of Plutarch. 

Tay. I'm sorry to hear you say that ; — 
Why so? 

CcBs. Oh, he's such fk superstitious, senti- 
mental old twaddler. And, then, so inaccu- 
rate, and, above all, so full of his (Grecian 
prejudices! Confound the fellow: do you 
know that he actually accuses me, in that lie 
of a life vf his, of cutting a million of men to 
pieces, in my time ? I was bad enough, hea- 
ven knows ; but not quite such a wretch as 
that comes to. 

Tay. I remember the passage. I dropped 
a cypher, mentaUy, when I read it, as being 
probably nearer the truth : and, as you say, 
bad enough at that. 

C(ES. Too true, too true : and yet I can't 
help regretting, now and then, General, that 
I had'nt a little of your flying artillery with 
me in Gaul. I should have dearly loved to 
have given Ambiorix, and Vercingetorix, and 
the rest of those gallic rascals, an occasional 
shower of that same grape that you threw 
in, to such purpose, among those trumpet- 
blowing Mexicans ; eh, Zach ? 

Tay, Fie, fie, Julius; don't talk so. — 
These are no themes to be trifled with. I say 
again, you made quite havoc enough, in your 
day, without resorting to the murderous con- 
trivances of modem times. That one afiair 
with the Nervii, alone ; what a terrible, terri- 
ble day's work that was! Think of those 
sixty thousand brave fellows that bit the dust, 
between sun and sun! Fighting for their 
own friends, too, at that ! Bad, bad business, 
Caesar ! I almost wished, when I first read 
about it, that you had shared their fate : but 
perhaps another cypher ought to be dropped 
here, too : how is it ? 

Ca,%. No, no; the statement is quite too 
correct. Tou'U find the same figures in my 
Commentaries. 

W, the Elder, Here is the volume, ri^t 
by, if you would like to refer to it. 



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BIZARRE. 



C<ES Never mind, never mind, old gentle- 
man. (After a short pause,) Yes, yes, take 
it for all ; that was the hardest day's fight, 
and the narrowest escape, that I ever had. 
The old Tenth, too ; Jove hless *em : how 
they covered themselves with glory on that 
day. Your own Kentucky volunteers, Gen- 
eral, could 'nt have done greater wonders. 

Tay. As a mere specimen of [duck, I grant 
you, it was a brilliant affair; the prettiest 
thing you did, perhaps, in all your Gallic Cam- 
paigns ; unless the putting up of that fiunous 
bridge — 

W. the Elder, Oh, General, don't speak of 
that infernal bridge, if you please. It recalls 
altogether too many sound thrashings, I as- 
sure you. 

Cos, Thrashings ! what does the old gen- 
tleman mean by that? You smile. General. 
What is the mystery ? Explain, explain. 

Tay, You are not aware then, Cseaar, it 
seems, that these same Commentaries of yours 
have, for many centuries, been a text-book in 
our schools ? 

C(Bs, Indeed ! You surprise me. 

Tay. Even so ; and that same passage, 
wherein the construction of the aforesaid 
bridge is described, being a right down tough 
one, has caused a great many lazy boys a 
great many severe whippings. IVe had a 
taste of the hickory, myself, more than once 
on that score. 

C(Bs, Ah ! that's it ; is it ? I am heartily 
sorry that I should have been the cause of 
any such suffering on your part, General ; or 
on that of our old friend, here. So much for 
being a Classic ! 

Tay. Oh, don't mention it, CsBsar. I be- 
lieve in thrashing, myself. Boys need it as 
much as grain ; depend upon it. 

Cccs, (Aside to Tay.) But what a queer 
old customer this seems to be of ours ! 

Tay. An eccentric person, very. Soesk 
out, landlord ; there is evidently something 
on the tip of your tongue, that you, want to 
get rid of. 

W. the Elder. An absurd fancy, nothing 
more. This old noddle of mine is quite too 
full of them. 

C<w. Out with it now ; out with it. 

W, the Elder. Oh, I was only thinking 
what a tremendous army Caosar would now 
be commanding, this very day, could he get 
together all the individuals that have been 
flogged on his account. All Gaul would hard- 
ly hdd them. And were he to add thereto, 
lul the n^roes, dogs and horses, that have 
been christened after him, he might prescribe 
terms to the Holy Alliance itself. 

C<es. Well, tlus is &me, with a vengeance ! 
But is'nt our old friend here quizzing, Gener- 
al? 

Tay. Not at all. He speaks within bounds. 
I myself left at least a score of Cffisars in my 



service, when I died. Yes, Julius, I have 
straddled Csesars, hunted with Caesars, been 
shaved by Caesars. Both you and Pompey 
have been amazin^^ useful to me, all my Hfe, 
in the way of blackmg my boots, driving my 
teams, getting in my sugar-crc^, etc., etc. 
But we are frivolous. To revert to Plutarch. 
I was right down sorry, my fnend, to bear 
you spei^ (^ him in the way you did. He 
always struck me, as being a most amiable 
old philosopher and moralist ; and I think 
that s his reputation amongst most readers. 
At any rate, he has made many a long day 
seem short to me, in camp and on the fron- 
tier^ with those lively biographies of his. 
Commcm gratitude, therefore, will not allow 
me to say anything disrespectful to his nM- 
mory. 

CcBs. My dear €Jeneral , had I known ihst — 

Tay. Never mind, never mind. He cer* 
tainly has not done you justice, however. 

W. the Elder. No, indeed ; the theme was 
altogether beyond his powers. Ah, Your 
Highness ; if we only had your autobiogra- 
phy, now : that would have beoi a Tolume 
for the auctioneers to keep knocking down by 
the tens of thousands ! IsW there such a 
work somewhere, hid away under one of those 
seven hills of your's ? If so, pray let us into 
the secret. I should make a fortune by it in 
less than no time. Are you sure you did'nt 
write such a book, and stow it away in some 
place that has never been found out ? 

C<Es. Indeed, indeed, my old friend, I did 
not. I fully intended to liave done so, how- 
ever, had I lived. Confound those rascally 
assassins, they caused me a world of disap- 
pointments ! i, 

Tay. By the way, Caesar, haver you seen 
much of Brutus, since th^ affiur ? 

Cos. A good deal. 

Tcy, And did he explain it at all to your 
satisraction ? 

C<ES. Perfectly, perfectly. A glorious fd- 
low, Zach ! No lortier spirit ever breathed 
on earth. As to the other conspirators, how- 
ever, they were a miserable set of wretches. 

Tay. What, not Caasius ? 

Cas. Well, I never had much &ith in his 
integrity. A bitter creature. General, and 
a fri^tened mercenary one; and as for the rest, 
they were little better than mere money-muj^ 

d6l*61*fi 

Toy. While I think of it, Caesar, I should 
hke to ask you a question or two, on points 
that somewhat interest me. 

CiBs. Name them, name them, my dear 
friend. 

Tay. Well, then ; suppose you had lived 
out your days, and died quietly in your bed. 
how would things probably have gone ? How 
would your own career, and that of Rome, 
nay, of the woild, have been affected by it ? 
What were your plans and fedings, at tbe 



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39 



time tiiat yon were thus crnelly taken offt 
I eonfess I should like to have some exi^aiu^ 
tkoB on these p<Miit8, if f^reeable to you. 

C«». Your questions. General, are certain- 
ly somewhat difficult and embarrassing : es- 
pedally when we reflect how deceitful all 
MTtii, how doubtful all futures, have ever 
been on earth. I will endeavor to answer 
them, however, and honestly. That I had 
a foolish, guilty passion for the name and 
power of Kiz^, I mav not pretend to deny. 
The evidence is overwhelming against me on 
ihai pmai, Tes, I should have left no stone 
unturned, to have secured the throne. Well, 
mppose the people had succumbed, the con- 
spTOtors been thwarted, and the coronation 
had duly taken place, how would King Julius 
I, have behaved himself? That's t& ques- 
tion. Well, if I know myself at all, Zachary, 
I flfaould have been guilty of no small acts of 
meaiiDefla or of treachery. Overbearing and 
imperious I should have been undoubtedly ; 
Imt as for staining my name with any of 
those deeds of beastly debauchery and dia- 
b^c cruelty, that have made forever infam- 
ooSy some of my dependants, I am sure, my 
dear friend, you will believe me, I was utterly 
nncapaUe of them. That I should have un- 
dertaken to enlarge my Parthian and German 
acquisitions, and have made more Gallic con- 
qiiests> and invaded Britain aeain, it is of 
ooorse unnecessary to add. Nor should I 
have Deflected the gentler arts and emidoy- 
ments of peace, nor the strengthening and em- 
beUidnng of the imperial city. I had already 
arrangements, indeed, for the erection, on a 
grand scale, of several buildings, both useful 
and ornamental ; such as a Grain Depot, and 
Iferdiants' Exdiange, and Oustom-House ; a 
new Library on the Esquiline, and a School 
for Architects, the design of which I furnished 
mjaelf, and had given to mv friend, Servilius, 
ttte mdile, the very day be/ore my assassina- 
tion. A superb theatre, too, hardly inferior 
in size and el^ance, to the Colosseum itself; 
and a Grecian Opera House ; but, above all, 
a magnificent Observatory, on the Coelain hilL 
Tliat, my dear General, was quite a hobby of 
mine-— the perfecting of our Roman Astrono- 
my ; a subject, indeed, which I had spent a 
good deal of time and money on, while in 
fjgypt. I had also planned the construction, 
on im^yroved principles, of several new roads 
in various piuis of the empire ; some modifi- 
cation also, in our system of draining and 
sewerage, a branch of engineering, you know 
for wh»ch we Itomans were always famous. 
The great subject of Rivers and Harbors, too, 
occupied my thoughts a good deal, at that 
time : and the founding of a Military Hospital 
for my brave dd legionaries. I actually made 
arrangements for laying the comer-stone of 
this last structure, in person, and with appro- 
priate ceremonies» on the very morning of 



my taking off. But I must not weary you, 
General, with all these details. 

Toy. Not at all, not at all ; go on. I am 
quite interested, I assure you. 

C(Es, Well, I might add, that the subject 
of the Currency was one, in which I was also 
deeply interested. Some six months before 
my E^rodus from the flesh, I had drawn up 
and submitted to m^ friend, Dolabella, the 
plan of a grand National Bank, both of cir- 
culation and discount, with a capital of twen- 
ty-five millions of sestertia, and branches, of 
course all over the empire. D. approved of 
it, I remember, with some slight modifica" 
tions, and was, in fact, to have been its first 
Presid^it. Anthony, too, liked the idea, and 
would, no doubt, have been a leading Stock- 
header. There was another matter, too, Zach- 
ary, that I had quite at heart. 

Toy. Ah. what was that ? 

CcBs The immt>vement and enlargement 
of our Common Scho(4 System. 

Tay. The deuce you nad ! Why, Julius, 
your brain seems to have been perfectly crowd- 
ed with grand and noble ideas. What a pity, 
what a pity, that you had no opportunity to 
carry them out ! 

CcBs, Well, I was certain, General, after 
the above statements that you would give me 
credit for some good intentions, at least. But 
there was {mother thought, stiU granaer and 
nobler, mj* friend, that crossed my mind oc- 
casionally ; though, I confess, I doubt whether 
I should have ever had moral courage enough 
to have acted up to it ; if, indeed it had been 
at all practicable. 

T(hf, And what thought may that have 
been? 

Ccts, That of voluntarily resigning, after 
a few brief years of prosperous rule, the im- 
perial crown and pur^e, and of recommend- 
ing to the Senate and People, the re-organiza- 
tion of our glorious repuolic, on newer and 
better principles. Yes, Zachary ; a republic 
somewhat like your own, though, of course, 
far, far inferior to it, as a piece of legislative 
workmanship. 

Tay, What! a federal government, based 
on representation, and with a written Consti- 
tution ? You amaze me. 

Can. Even so ; as I said before, however, 
I fear I should hardly have had magnanimity 
enough to carry out the idea, when the time 
came. But suppose it had been so, my fnend, 
and the people had accepted the proposition, 
and pernaps have chosen me for thdr first 
President — ^would'nt it have been ^orious? 
How it would have read in history ! Julius 
CsBsar, first President of the United States of 
Italy ! After a term or two, perhaps, of peace- 
fiil and beneficent government, under the Con- 
stitution, to have retired and spent tbe evening 
of my days in quiet, and have oied, at last pla- 
cidly in my bed, and with an approving con- 



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science, as you did, my friend, and haye been 
followed to the tomb by millions of loving, 
weeping countrymen! Ah, dear, on how mncn 
pleasanter a footing should I have then stood 
with posteritv ! How different probably would 
have been the fate of dear Rome, too ; nay, 
as you said, of the whole world itself. 

Tay. Would to heaven that it had been so 
decrc^ ! But really, Julius, had you matured 
this same idea <^ your^s, so far, as your re- 
maricB would seem to imply? And, pray, 
how was the Executive Department ofVour 
government to have been organized ? Would 
you have had a corps of Constitutional ad- 
visers about you, or would you have been 
your own Cabinet ? Between ourselves, my 
friend, that was altogether the most trying 
part of my whole public life, the selection of 
that same Cabinet. I would rather have 
fought twenty Buena Vistas over again, than 
to hAve had a second one to construct. 

C«f, Ah, you were too honest for your 
own good- That was your trouble. If you 
had been more of a rogue, Zachary, I have 
no doubt you^d have been in the body this 
very hour. But to reply to your question ; 
I should have had a Cabinet, by all means ; 
nay, I had even gone so far as to pitch upon 
thepersons who were to compose it. 

lay. Ah, who were they, who were they ? 

Cms, Well, Brutus, of course, would have 
been Secretair of State, Dolabclla, of the 
Treasury, Sulpitius Rufus, of the Interior, 
Anthony, dissolute dog that he was, IHn afraid 
I should have had to have made Secretary of 
the Navy, while Calenus would have presided 
over the War Department. As for the Attor- 
ney General — but, holloa; what's our old 
host so busy about ? 

Tay, Why the old gentleman seems to be 
taking notes right smart. 

W, the Elder. To be sure I am. Do you 
suppose I am going to let such startling dis- 
closures as these, go unrecorded ? No, indeed, 
— positively must and shall he informed of all 
these things. But, really, Caesar, I must say 
that I have been a good deal startled, I might 
add bewildered, by some of your statements. 
I had not the remotest idea, that such things 
as Banks and Bank Notes, were known to 
you classical boys, any more than penny 
papers ; or that you were familiar with tele- 
scopes, or lorgnettes, or librettos. 

(Jsa. And yet, my aged friend, I am giv- 
ingyou the naked, unvarnished facts. 

Aoy. But, come, Julius : if we*re going 
to see that Washington Exhibition, I was 
speaking to you about, it's high time we were 
off. Daylight is going fast. 

C«s. True, true ; I would'nt miss it for 
worlds. 

Tay. And suppose we get our (Ad friend 
here to act as cicerone. 

W. the Elder. I am quite unworthy of such 



an honor. Toull be delighted with the pic- 
tures, though, I'm sure. 

Tay. I am told that there are no less than 
a dozen heads of the Pater Patriffi there, and 
all by artists of note. 

W. the Elder. Even so ; heads by Staait, 
Pine, WertmuUer, Carrachi, Houdon, Powers, 
and others, to say nothing <^ Leutze's magni- 
ficent composition, the Crossing of th€ Rubi' 
con. 

Tay. What, what, what ? 

W. the Elder. Pshaw ; I'm alwajrs making 
6uch blunders, — Delaware, I should have 
said. 

CaEs. I'm afraid, my old boy, that was 
meant for a sly cut at me, if the truth were 
known. 

W. the Elder. Oh, how can you ? 

Cscs. No matter; I deserve it. In fitct. 
General, I almost shrink from being, confront- 
ed with the great patriot. The contrast incur 
careers here bdow, was so painfully marked* 
that— 

Tay. Oh, don't be so squeamish. Besides, 
you'll find plenty of other attractions there. 
WiU he not, landlord ? 

W. the Elder. Yes, indeed ; quite an assort- 
ment of fancy pieces, and some ^orious land^ 
scapes. Gignoux^s Seasons ^ saoong the rest; 
and, above all, the ever-charming Course of 
Empire. 

Cos. Indeed ! I was somewhat of a land- 
scape painter myself, in my early days. 

Tay. What were yoii not, Csesar? Poet, 
wit, nne gentleman, orator, statesman, war- 
rior ; and, moreover, unless Suetonius b^es 
you, a terrible fellow among the girls. 

Cos . Well, I was somewhat (m a pet among 
the petticoats, it must be confessed. 

2 cm. A sad do^, I fear. Csesar, allow me 
to ask you one plain question. 

Cws. Certainly. 

Tay. Suppose now, after this same imagi- 
nary coronation of yours, that you have had 
so much to say about, that that wicked and 
bewitching syren, Cleopatra, had come over to 
your Courts, would you had have the courage 
to turn your back on all her fascinations? 
Would you have been a faithfVil husband to 
your loving Queen, Calpumia ? I fear not. 

Cii s. \\ ell, well , General, those were wick- 
ed times : there's no denying that. I was 
surrounded by pretty hard characters during 
most of my stay on earth. But, oh, what a 
comfort it is to know that all these things 
have changed, since ! 

Tay. Rather sarcastic Csosar, that last 
reniark. But come, let's be off. I shall insist 
however, on our old host's accompanying 
us. 

W. the Elder. As you will, Coounanders. 

CsES, Bene andiamo. 

[Exeunt.] 



LITERARY AND SOHSNTinC GOSSIP. 



41 



Jittrarj anb Scientific Gossip. 



-AK4ErMI-neS of UTERATURB,' Nn.S. 

—A third draught of "Amenities," and 
AS will be seen, a reply on the part of Mr. J. 
B. Jones, to the letter of Messrs. Derby & Mil- 
ler, pahlished in our last, has been sent to us, 
and is as follows : 

Messrs. Editors :— Will you permit me to 
suggest to those who have not seen Nos. 1 and 
2 of this correspondence, the necessity of pro- 
caring them, if possible, that they may be 
cnaUed the more perfectly to comprehend the 
merits of No. 3 ? 

No. 2 contains a certain P. S. which will 
be likely to attract the reader's attention; 
lod which, if interpreted as Messrs. Derbv & 
^filler interpreted it, will be apt to make him 
anile. Let me copy it here : 

** P. S. I hare just finished writing a local 
romanee, which will make some 250 pages, 
12 mo. It has not as yet been offered to any 
of the publishers. Would you like to treat 
ferh?'*^ (Sifrned) J.B.J. 

And this P. S. Messrs. D. & M. say was 
omitted in the very remarkable corre^xmd- 
enee, designated as No. 1. Admit it. It was 
foRign to the sul^t. But since it has been 
deecned worthy of preservation, it is humbly 
submitted that a true version ought to l>e 
transmitted to posterity. A sli^t omission 
must be sof^ied, for the benefit of the mil- 
lions unborn. The last sentence of the P. S. 
most be read as follows: " WouWnt you Uke 
to treat fbr it?'' 

Mr. J. may safely own to some degree of 
shame for making use of so vulgar an eipres- 
aen to such grave and high-minded gentle- 
men; but it is strictly vernacular, and not 
without signification. It may be presumed 
that the one uttering it does not look for favors 
at the hands of the party spoken to. And 
1 what are the favors grantoi by such publish- 
ers to aatfaoTS ? 

Refer to their statements ('* Amenities'' No. 
2,) in the Bizabrb of last week. A Mr. Ben- 
edict eoQects some of Dr. Schoolcraft's pro- 
ducdona, and sells th^n to a Mr. Graham ; 
Mr. Qraham sdls them to G. H. Derby ; and 
Derby k Miller purchased them of the admin- 
istrauvr of G. H. D. Derby k Miller bestow 
upon them a new title, make up a table of 
contents, and procure a copyright. They say 
in No. 2, " The title of a work, and the ar- 
nu^gement of its contents, we believe to be 
ts lM;itimate 8ul:ject of copyright, as the ma- 
tenalof which it is made !*' 

CSood. Did Mr. J.^reveal his title in the 
P. S. ? And wiU he not be certain to make 
sn ^* nrrmngement of its contents" himself, 
Ufore Messrs. D. k M. shall set their eyes 
upon it! 



Messrs. D. & M. do not deny that the sub- 
stance of the book is the production of Dr. 
S. But cm bono ? Did they not " arrange its 
contents," and does not that entitle them to 
the copyright ? They say, fiirthcr, that the 
book was "originally destitute of merit." 
So, then, their new 'title — ^which in truth was 
our's — and "arrangement of its contents," 
made it what it is, and made it sdl; and 
hence, they have the exclusive right to the 
profits of it. 

The author (say thev,) " never asked for a 
* single cent' " until his book " reached a 
third edition." What impudence, then, to 
ask for a " cent !" Messrs. D. & M. exclaim : 
" Suddenly Mr. S. discovers that for his book, 
whose sale, finally, was owing entirely to the 
ehterprise of its publishers, he had never been 
paid .^" The admiration mark (!) was placed 
there by D. & M. Who does not admu-e it ? 
Is it not admirable ? 

We cannot too often recommend Nos. 1 and 
2 to the reader. They are to be sent to the 
committee in the Senate having charge of the 
copyright treaty, and will be preserved for- 
ever in the arcmves of the government. Pub- 
lishers can frown upon authors dumg their 
lives ; but when both are dead, and money 
and bargains are no longer taken into consid- 
eration, justice is awarded impartially. There 
may be those, however, who would prefer an 
ounce of gold in life, to an eternity of fame 
after death. But who would be infamous ? 

The conclusion of Messrs. D. & M.'s candid 
confession in No. 2, is almost exciting. They 
say : " In conclusion, we believe that * West- 
em Scenes, etc." [the last edition was enti- 
tled * Wild Western Scenes,'] conflicts with 
no work of Mr. J.'s ; and, if objectionable to 
Mr. S., his fame is secure firom any damage 
arising from its circulation, as we have taken 
his name off the title page 

Yours RcSpectfullv, 

Debst & Miller."^ 

Very well, and so be it It is to be hoped 
Mr. S. will derive comfort from the assurance. 
He wrote the book. That is not doubted. 
He did not ask for ''a single cent" until a 
third edition was issued. This is admitted. 
Alas, it was then too late ! And nowffis name 
is to be stricken off the title page of his own 
bocdc! 

Is it surprising that Mr. J. wrote that Pv 
S. ? Might he not have had a presentiment 
that the Auburn publishers were destined, 
** by hook or by crook," to get his local ro- 
mance. Any deficiency of merit in the work 
could form no obstacle, — an ** arrangement 
of its contents" would secure the sale of three 
editions. 

Seriously, an humble, dependent, indigent 
author, must be the most miseraUe creature 
in existence! It is to be hoped Dr. S. is 
comfortably provided for, aside firom the pro- 



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ducts of his labors. Pcmt our own part, for- 
tunately for us and for those dear to us, we 
have no reason to apprehend any evil conse- 
quences flowing from the injustice or tyranny 
of the Auburn publishers. 

J. B. J. 

— Our New York correspondent thus notices 
Grahain's Marine for May, a copy of which 
we have received from the publisher : 

" Graham^s Americcm Monthly j for May, has 
been received here hy the enterprising Agents, 
Messrs. Dewitt & Davenport. The recent im- 
provements made in the general appearance <^ 
that popular work, especially in reference to 
its literal^ character, is as creditable to the 
public spirit and taste of the proprietor, as it 
IS acceptable to its numerous fri^ds and pa- 
trons. The present number contains many 
interesting articles, both original and sdectcd, 
and the illustrations in proper keeping with 
the ^irit and design of this favorite Magazine. 
We are pleased to learn that the future num- 
bers will be occasionally embellished with 
a fine Steel Engraving and Mezzotint from the 
accomplished artist, Sartain. They will be 
an agreeable aid to the very attractive wood 
cuts which have become so popular with pe- 
riodical publishers.^' 

— Godeyt for May, is on our table, and main- 
tains its well-known character. 

— The Pen and PencHt published at Cincin- 
nati, is a handsomely printed and tastefiilly 
conducted journal, — the best, decidedly of thle 
kind at the west. We hope it may prosper. 

— The City Ittm^ conducted by the indefa- 
tigable Fitzgerald, is going on swimingly us 
usual. The editor has lately installed mmself 
into a new office, where he looks fresher and 
brighter than ever. He is one of the ** hand- 
some," they say, of Philadelphia. Now this 
" they say" we are not disposed to gainsay. 
We coula'nt do it if we would ; for we are 
no judges of masculine beauty, readily as we 
think we can appreciate feminine charms 

— Mr. Putnam ar^es in favor of an interna- 
tional copyright with great enemr, in a letter 
published in the last number of Norton's Lit' 
ercary Omtette, and addressed to Mr. A. Hart, 
of this city. 

— In Norton's Literarif Gazette we learn that 
the World's Fair, in New York, in addition 
to its display of art, will embrace the esta- 
blishment of mineralogical and chemical de- 
partments; the former intended mainly to 
illustrate the products of our various mines 
and quarries, the specimens being geographi- 
cally arranged, and the other being designated 
to show to what extent and with what success 
the preparation of drugs and chemicals are 
prosecuted in this country. Prof. Silliman, 
jr., and Mr. Wm. P. Blake, have been ^>point- 
ed to the charge of these departments. 



— The London Literary Gazette^ expreeses the 
Opinion that the literary remains of Napoleon 
Buonaparte, preparing for the Press in Paris, 
will embrace a large number of literary 
productions among them : for Napoleon, when 
young, was not unambitious of a literary 
reputation, and employed his pwi in writing 
sundry essays and tides, which have been 
preserved and vrill now be pnUished. 

— A collection of specimens of Book Binding, 
from the earliest days of thetirt, is to be formed 
in the Louvre at Paris. M. MotUey, recently 
deceased, has started it by bequeathing a large 
collection which he himsdf had gathered. 

— Grote's eleventh volume is about to appear. 
The Speeches of Sir. Robert Peel are reprint- 
mg from Hansard, Those of the Duke (£ 
Wellington are to follow. A Translation of 
Mr. Auicaulay's Essays, etc., in 6 vol., has 
appeard at Brunswick. 

— Wellington Autographs — ''original and 
characteristic" — are advertised in Lond<m, at 
five guineas each. An autograph of Shi^ 
peare is said to have brought, in Paris, at a 
recent sale, £111, and one of Sir Walter 
Scott, thirty-five pounds. 

— The following new books are on our table, 
and will be noticed hereafter: From J. S. 
Redfield, New York, '* Notes and Em^ida- 
tions to the Text of Shakspeare's Plays^ by 
Collier.— From Lij^ncott, Grambo & Co., of 
Philadelphia, <' Simon Kenton," an histori- 
cal novel W James Weir, and *' Travels 
in Egypt and Palestine," by Thomas,-— From 
A. Hart, (Ute Carey & B[art,) of PhiladV 
"The Year Book of Facts for 1853," and 
"Essavs and Miscdlanies," by Graee Agui- 
lar,r— From Charles Scribner, of New York, 
" The Old Man's Bride," by T. & Arthur,— 
From J. W. Moore, of Philad'a, " Chambers' 
Repositorv," (Vol. 2) and "Pictorial acetoh 
Book of Philadelphia. The last work is pub- 
lished by William Bromwell. 



gi^arw ammt0 \\t |tfl0 Joofes. 



— Mr. J. Ross Browne, an author who has 
made himself known by man^ tales of romantic 
adventure, among Califomians and whalers, 
as well as among the haunts of the veritable 
Crusoe of De Foe, is the ftither <rf this book. 
He is a daring, aye, and a clever Browne : an 
honor, in many good points, to the whole 
family of Brownes. A desire for scenes, and 
scenes of various latitudes, seems to have taken 
possession of him a fev^years ago ; and he has 
gratified that desire, Uiough opposed by ob- 
stacles which to most other men would have 
been insurmountable. Ba says : 
" Ten years «go» after having rambled all 



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43 



orcr the IJiitted Statses — nx hundred miles of 
tfe disUnce on ibot, and sixteen hundred in a 
flM-boai — I set out fiom Washington with 
fifteen dtflars, to raakea tour of the East. leot 
isfiureast as New York, where the last dollar 
tad the prospect of reaching Jerusalem came 
toa conclusion at the same time. Sooner than 
retnm home, after harinff made a good hegin- 
mfig, I shipped before uie mast in a whider, 
and did some senrice, during a voyage to the 
Indian Ocean, in the way of scrubbing decks 
and catdiing whales. A mutiny occurred at 
the Island St Zanzibar, where I sold myself 
out of the yessel for thirty dollars and a chest 
of old clotbs ; and spent three months veiy 
pleasantly at the consular residence, in the 
vkimty of his Highness the Imaum of Mus- 
cat On my return to Washington, I labored 
brd for foor years on Bank statistics and 
Treasury reports, by which time, in order to 
take the new administration by the fore-lock, 
I determined to start for the £ast again. The 
ody chance I had of getting there was, to ac- 
cept of an appointment as third lieutenant in 
the Berenue service, and to go to California, 
lod thence to Oregon, where I was to report 
for duty. On the voyage to Rio, a difficulty 
occurred between the captain and the passen- 
gers of the vessel, and we were detain^ there 
neaily a mcMith. I took part with the rebels, 
becaasel belieyedthemtoberight. Thecap- 
taia was deposed by the American consul, and 
the eommand ci the vessel was offered to me ; 
hot having taken an active part agunst the 
late captain, I oould not with propriety accept 
tbeoffier. A whaling captain who had lost 
kis vessel near Buenos Ayres, was placed in 
the command, and we proceeded on our voy- 
age round Cape Horn. After a long and dreary 
passage we miade the island of Juan Fernandez, 
m oompany with ten of the passengers, I left 
the ship seycnty miles out at sea, and went 
ashore in a small boat, for the purpose of 
gathering up some tidings in rewa to my 
old friend Robinson Crusoe. What befell 
ai oo that memoraUe expedition is fidly set 
fcorth in a narrative recently published in 
""Harper *s Magazine. ' * Subsequently we spent 
fione time in Lima, the ''City of the Kings." 
It wars my fortune to arrive penniless in Cali- 
tanUy and to find, by way of consolation, 
tiiat a reduction had been mtAe by Congress 
ia the number cf revenue vessels, and that my 
ttrvices in that branch of pohlic business 
were no longer required. While thinking 
serkm^ of taking in washing at six dollars a 
<)ozen, or devoting the remainder of my days 
to muie-driTing as a profession, I was unex- 
pectedly elevated to the position of post-office 
(gent ; and went about the countiy for the 
forpose of making post masters. I only made 
OQe--the post master of San Jose. After that, 
tike Convention called by Qeneral Riley met at 
)(«lcrey, and I was appended to report the 



debates on the formation of the State Consti- 
tution. For this I received a sum that enabled 
me to return to Washington, and start for the 
East again. There was luck in the third at- 
tempt, ibr, as may be seen, I got there at last, 
having thus visited the four continents, and 
trayeUed by sea and land a distance of a hun- 
dred thous and miles, or more than four times 
around the world, on the scanty earnings of 
my own head and hand." 

There, you have the whole story of the 
roving Browne, done up in brevity ; or rather 
an epitome of his desire to see the world, and 
the struggles he made to accom^dish that de- 
8i;«. Ifyou would possess yourself of the 
details of his Eastern trampings, of course yon 
must appeal to '* Tusef," the book in notice. 
It will well repay you for your trouble, im- 
parting no little information, in a rather loose, 
out at the same time pleasing, style. Our 
author travelled with pencil in hand, and 
giyes us drawings of persons and things which 
are very spirited, and which the publishers, 
Messrs. Harper, of New York, have presented 
in a series of very well executed wood-cuts. 

Mr. Browne truly says, he has not made a 
desponding pilgrimage through the Holy 
Land. Other travellers have gone over the 
whole road with solemn emotions, probably 
the most natural for such a journey : but he 
has tripped along, whistling or humming 
merry tunes—as it were, determined to laugh 
and grow &t. He does gloom, a little, as he 
stands near Jacob's well, and Joseph's tomb ; 
he is serious in the Garden of Gesthemene, 
where Saviour was agonized, or on the hill of 
Calvary, where he died. 

Touching Jerusalem, he says, — 

" It is deplorable and melancholy to see how 
pro&ned are the precepts of ffim who preached 
peace and good-will toward all men in this 
very spot ; whose voice still lingers upon Zion 
and the Mount of Olives ; to witness in their 
worst form envy, hatred, and malice practiced 
in his name, and the outward worship of God 
where sin and wickedness reign triumphant. 
Perhaps upon the wh(Ae hce of the globe there 
could not be found a spot less holy than modem 
Jerusalem. All the fierce bad passions that 
drive men to crime are let loose here in the 
struggle for immortality ; all the better traits 
of human nature are buried in fanaticism ; all 
the teachings of wisdom and humanity are 
violated in brutish battle for spiritual so* 

" In Uie Holy Sepulchre the hatred between 
the sects is fierce and undjring The Greeks 
a^ Roman Catholics, the Copts, Armenians, 
Maronites, have each a share in it, which they 
hold bysufRBrance of the Turkish Government ; 
but this union of proprietorship, instead of 
producing a corresponding uni^ of feeling, 
occasions bitter and constant hostility. The 
QredoB and Romans, who are the two largest 



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sects, and in some sort rivals, hate each other 
with a ferosity unparalleled in the annals of 
religious intolerance. The less influential 
sects hate the other because of their power 
and repeated aggressions ; the so-called Frank 
Catholics hate the Copts and Armenians, 
whom they regard as mere interlopers, with- 
out any right to ei\joy the Christian mode iji 
worship ; all hate each other for some real or 
imaginary cause, and each indulges in the 
self glorification of bdiving itself to be the 
only sect that can find fayor in the eyes of the 
Creator. Such is the bitterness of this sec- 
tional hostility that for many years past it has 
been impossible to keep the building in a state 
of repair. The roof is dilapidated, and the 
rain pours in through the windows ; yet so it 
remains. The Latins will not permit the 
Grcdcs to undertake the necessary repairs, lest 
the mere act should give an implied ascendency 
of power ; the Greeks refuse to give the Latins 
permission for the same reason; theCo{>tsand 
Armenians are too feeble to contend with the 
more powerful sects ; and the more powerful 
sects refuse to grant them the liberty which 
they do not alr^y hold in despite of them 
through the Turlush Government. During 
the ceremony of the Holy Fire, which takes 
place once a year, the scenes of ferocity and 
violence that occur are indescribable. Reli^ous 
insanity, and all the horrors of blood-thirsty 
fiinaticism, destroy many of the devotees. 
Crimes of the darkest character are committed 
with impunity. Half -naked men and frantic 
women stru^e madly through the crowd 
with live coals of fire pressed to their breast : 
bodies of the stabbed and maimed are dragged 
out dead ; the chanting of priests, the howling 
of the burnt, the groaning of the crushed, 
fill the thick and suffocating air ; and fix>m 
the swaying mass arise dying shrieks of Im- 
manuel ! Immanud ! Glory to God I Sickened 
with the disgusting and humiliating spectacle, 
the bdiolder turns away with startling words 
of Ferdinand upon his Hps — 

' Holl la empty and all th« derils are here* " 

Mr. Browne commences his notes in Sicily, 
and he closes them at Beirut, on the Mediter- 
ranean, whence he started for Jerusalem. 
He has for his chaperon a Syrian dragoman, 
named Yusef Sinum Badra, and it is this very 
peculiar individual who furnished him with a 
title for his hook, as well as with a large 
amount of its interesting materiel. Upon 
Yusef is hung many a good story ; whether 
true or not is quite un autre chose. Marvel- 
seekers are apt to be marvel-makers; and, 
therefore, if we pronounce as pure romances 
many of the adventures of our author, we do 
a most natural thing under the circumstances. 
His book is, nevertheless, a very pleasant one; 
making up in dieerftilness and humo)* what it 
lacks in pr(^undity. If it were more reliaUe, 
it would probably be less engaging ; if it wwe 



more scholar-like, it would be leas adapted to 
the million who read in our country. The 
&ct of the author bdng a contributor to the 
pictorial department of'' Harper's Magagine/' 
IS an evidence that he knows how to ** spin a 
first rate yam," We do believe there is xik»« 
romance about the biographical, historical, 
and voyage and trav^ writers of that Tcry 
entertaining monthly, than was ever before 
concentrated in one spot. 

OL^RA STANL.O'. 

— Robert Carter and Brother, New York, 
have just published a prettily bound volume 
with this title. It is from the pen of " Aunt 
Edith," embraces the incidents of a summer 
among the hills, and contains nothing but 
what is calculated to improve the mind and 
heart, while it ^ratifies the imagination. 
Such books as "Clara Stanley," we cannot j 
too highly commend ; not as specimens of a 
high order of literary attainment or striking 
^nius, but as a combination of simple natural 
incident, bearing in its bosom that whi<^ is 
calculated to develope the better impulses of 
the human heart. " Aunt Edith" is a lady 
very much to our taste ; good and sensible, 
full of substantial wisdom, and yet sugaring 
up the pill of counsel with enough of romance 
to make it grateful to the palate. 



KilA-rmMONV^ 



9v fsAmm, OAua-no. 



— This is the title of ft neatly-printed volume, 
of 316 pages, which comes to us from M. W. 
Dodd, New York. It professes to tell of love 
affairs in the author's village twenty years 
ago, which it does well, as a matter of course, 
or the book would never have passed, as it 
has done, to a second edition. Matrimony is, 
Mrs. Caustic informs us, not a novel ; but a 
series of sketches of private life, with just 
enough fiction to *' set them off." It bears a 
good moral, certainly, and, call it by what 
name you may, if read attentively, will be of 
decid^ service to all, and especially to such 
as are entering what is denominated ** so- 
ciety ;" in nine cases out <^ ten, an organiza- 
tion fair without, but within, fiill of dead 
men's bones. The writer handles her pen 
with great adroitness ; and the use which she 
makes of fiction is a most beneficial one. 
She has figured, heretofore, in good fields as 
book-maker, and if appreciated, as we incline 
to think she is, will be encouraged to labour 
still longer in the useAil sphere she has se- 
lected. 



OI.O--rifS^K TRAVBLXJNO 

— In the third volume of the ** Documentary 
History of New York," a work which does 
honour to the state wtdoh planned it, and to 



EDITORS' SANS^OUa. 



45 



tfat editor (Dr. O'Callagfaan) who execnted it, 
m tbe foUowing copy d an adyertisement, 
dftoving the style or trayeUing between New 
Tork wskd Philaddphia in the year 1776, see- 
JDg *' the market days ^ was then one of the 

: oli^ects of m visit to Philadelphia. Elm street 
vas what is now called New street, in that 

I part between Second and Third streets. 

I " This is to give notice to the Pnblick, that 
the Stage Waggons kept by John BurrowhUl, 
in Elm street, in Philadelphia, and John Mer- 
seremx, at the Blazing Star, near New Tork, 
intend* to perform the journey from Philadel- 
phia to New York in two days, also to continue 
seven Months, viz : From the 14th of April 
to the 14th of November and the remainmg 
frre months of the Year in three Days— The 
I Waggons to be kept in good order, and good 
I Horses, with sober Drivers. They purpose 
to set off from Philaddphia on Mondays and 
Thursdays punctually at sunrise, and to be 
tt Prince- Town the same Nights, and change 
ftifisoigcrs, and return to New York and Phi- 
ladelphia the following days ; tbe Passengers 
ire desired to cross Powlass Hook Ferry the 
Evening before ; the Waggon is not to stay 
tibo' sunrise; Price each Passenger from 
Powlass Hook to Prince Town, Ten shillings, 
from thence to Philadelphia, Ten shillings 
also ; Ferriage free : Three Pence each Mile 
any Distance between. Any Crentlemen or 
Laities that wants to go to Philadelphia can 
SD In the stage and be home in five days and 
be two Nights and one Day in Philadelphia 
to do business, or see the Market Days. All 
Geatlemien and Ladies who are pleased to fa- 
vow Qs with their custom, may depend on 
doe Attendance and civil Usage by those 
Homble Servants 

John Mbkseebax, 
johk burbowhilu 
Jnie 23, 1776." 

—Puil Julien's troupe were to give a second 
ooneert in Richmond on Tuesday fortnight. 
The Examiner speaks thus of the professional 
aid he conveys with him : 

** As to the people who are advertised as 
hta assistants — they can neither sing nor play. 
Valtentini has not made her appearance at all; 
hot she. is no great loss. Signer Amoldi re- 
joices in the voice of a cow and the vocaliza- 
tion of a cow. Herr Charles Becht is equally 
odioQa in his grand piano-forte solos and his 
icoompaniments to the boy's violin — around 
whose neck he hangs like a mill-stone. His 
trip thus iar has proved a failure, owing to 
the bad management of his father, and will 
end, we fear, not only ^sastrously for his 
poeketf but his repntation." 



•7k0i^bmMm9i% 



ROVnriOikl. OfFKMINO. 

— A friend sends us the following, which he 
thinksr as do we, contains very simple 
thoughts. The author is Miss Fanny John- 
son. 

SUMMBB NIGHT. 

Calm, beantifu], glorious night, 

Quiot and iweet ia the stOl twilight; 

Ere the rise of the moon o*er the silvorf lake, 

Ere the twinkling liars are up and awake. 

h09tij and pure la the twillgfat boor, 
Whan a soft r«fk«shlng sommcr ahower, 
naa mdataned the peUU of crery flower; 
When the bloeaoms aradoaed and gone to deep, 
When gnardian^angelfl their Tigilc keep, " 
Oh, how sweet is the shadowy light. 
Ere the moon has arisen in beanty so bright 

Bat solemn and deep Is the midnight boor I 
Tis then that the fairies exert their power, 
Tis then the tUw dance in their airy bower; 
Bathed in a flood of the moon's silvery ray, 
They revel In Joy till the dawn of now day. 

How potent the oharms of midnight deep, 
When thonaands are looked in the arms of sleep. 
Some peacefully ratting in cottage and hall. 
Others gaily enjoying the summer night balL 
When rw4^ solemn music sounds on the still air, 
(Not from the wing*d songsters, who dally are there,) 
^ben lovers proclaim, by their serenade strain, 
Tis the hour their goddess devotion doth claim. 

Midnight 1 Oh, tis a magic sr«11I 

VThat *tlfs let its enchantments tell. 

The heavens, the stars, the moon so bri^t, 

Shfddlng a halo of softened light. 

When all save tha sephyr is quiet around. 

And hearts In sweet unison eloaer are bound — 

When the flowers are dosed, and tha birdUngs cower, 

Thaaa mn tha«pella of the midnight hour. 

NEW/ VORK Aa aMS WAa. AND Aa BMK la. 

— When Peter Stuvveeant, the renowned 
Dutch Governor of the colony of New York, 
left with his army for an encounter with the 
Swedes, who settled at an early day below us 
cm the Delaware, he bade his subjects an af- 
fectionate farewell from the stem of the ves- 
sel that bore him off to the wars. He told 
them *' to comport like loyal, peaceable sub- 
jects :'* to go to church regularly on Sundays, 
and to mind their business all the week be- 
sides. He nrged that the women should be 
dutiful and affectionate to their husbands — 
loddng after nobody's conoems but their 
own; eschewing all gossiping and morning 
gaddings— and carrying ^ort Umgues. That 
ih% men shcHild abstain from intemieddling ill 
public concerns, entrusting the cares of the 
government to the proper officers — staying at 
home< like good citizens, making money, and 
and bi^iging up numerous families for the 
benefit of the country. Above all, he ex- 
horted one and all, high and k>w, rich and 



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poor, to ** conduct themsehts mwdl as they 

How far this oonnsel was observed by Pe- 
ter's subjeots we do not know ; but judging 
from present doings in New York, we should 
think not to any great extent. The people in 
primitive Knickerbocker times, the times of 
cocked-hats and swelling short-breeches, had 
their bouts ; their drinks of Schiedam, their 
boisterous hilarity midst the fumes of many 

Sipes ; but then, all was accomplished during 
aylight and eariy evening hours. At ten 
o'clock, P. M., every body was in bed> and 
nothing could be heard in the streets but the 
slow, deepy tread of two or three watchmen, 
varied, perhaps, now and then, by the crow- 
ing of a cock, or the barking of a dog. Nieu 
Amsterdam was, as it were, drugged, and 
snored away the whole night long, wrapt in 
perfect obliviousness. 

Come down two hundred years or so, and 
what a change one encounters ! The city has 
run oflf north some six or seven miles, while 
it fills the whole space, east and west, be- 
tween the two rivers, by which it is flanked. 
Half a million of inhabitants it now contains 
instead of a few thousand ; and every thing 
is in keeping. The old^ stolid, pipe-smoking 
Netherlander has become nearly extinct ; you 
rarely see his heavy dull features, among the 
people who jostle you. The principal ex- 
pression is that of the cute, calculating Yan- 
kee, mingled with a large dash of French, Ger- 
man, and Italian. The Yankee it is, though, 
who now holds New York between his thumb 
and finger ; he it is, who has imparted to its 
business the nervous activity which charac- 
terizes it. So &r as pleasures are concern^. 
New York is eminently Freneh. There is an 
intense fondness for fantastic and extravagant 
dressing, and light, profitless pastime <H all 
kinds. The streets and squares are filled 
with loungers ; the theatres and amusement- 
halls of all kinds, are amply patronized, 
and with a people who loodc as if they had 
nothing else to do. Restaurants and cafee 
swarm with both sexes, even to the latest 
hours of the night We have seen young Mid 
delicate girls, and beardless striplings, par- 
taking of their champagne and oysters to- 
gether at Thomson and Son's, or Tayl(n*'s, 
and after having eaten and dnmk to the fru- 
ition of desire, we have observed them 
throw themselves into luxurious carriages — 
which have been awaiting th^ooi — and t3i off, 
in by no means an enviable state of sobriety, 
where, we will not say. One can readily 
guess what may be the results where two 
young people, of opposite sexes, are thrown 
together, under such circumstances ! 

We think Peter iStuyvesant, could he rise 
iq> and look upon "New York, as she now is, 
would dart back into his grave again as if 
sent there by a thimder^bolt. ** Doi^er ! vat 



ashaag^! yat % peepiigh ?" he would gxd«m> 
in the auocessors, too, of good substantiai 
Dutch progenitors such as he governed. Not 
al<nie Peter, — some hundreds of years dead — 
may open his eyes with astonishment, on re- 
visiting the glimpses of the moon, as she 
throws her rays upon the city of Manhattan. 
We, who go there as oftcsi as cmce a fortnight, 
are oblig^ to stare and exclaim on each suc- 
cessive visit. Some striking changes always 
confront us. We have, indeed, now b^un 
to say to ourselves, as we sail up the beauti- 
ful bay in the John Potter, or dart across the ! 
Jersey marshes at the tail of the fire-horse, 
and the spire of old Trinity tells us that the j 
great Gotham is at hand, " What now ?" 

RBV. UANISa W OOOKS. 

— The Rev. James W. Cooke, a native of 
Providence, R. I., died in New York on the 
12th, of disease contracted on his way from 
Chagres to New York. Mr. Cooke had been 
to Central America, for the purpose of making 
investigations in regard to missionary opera- 
tions. He was Secretary of the Episcopal 
Board of Foreign Missions, and a most efficient 
laborer in the vinyard of the Saviour. 

NOT'ABL.sa IN *rowr4. 

— Hon. Henry B. Anthony, late governor tX 
Rhode Island, and editor of the Providence 
Daily Joumdj has, with his accomplished 
lady, been passing a few days at Jones' Hotd, 
in our city. The governor never looked 
better. 

Lewis Gaylord Clarke, editor of "Old 
Knick," has also been with us for a short pe- 
riod, during the past week, stopping at the 
Washington House. Mr. C. came to our city 
on the ^A errand of attending the (nneral of 
the only child of his lamented poet-brother, 
the late Willis Gaylord Clarke ; and, as might 
be expected, had not his wonted vivacitjr and 
happy-heartedness. Consigning to the cold 
earth the only survivor of the idolized " 01- 
lapod," was well calculated to renew the sor- 
rows which the death of the latter excited. 

HOTBUe IN NBW VO«K. 

— Of the many excellent hotels in New York, 
we think the "Irving," under the direction 
of Mr. William H. Borroughs, late of the 
Franklin House in our city, is one of the best. 
An evidence, too, of its prosperity with the 
travelling public is, that it is always crowded. 
Great fbss is made over some of the later built 
hotels of Gotham, but there is not one of them, 
which, in aU the comforts and elegancies pe- 
culiar to public houses of our times, surpasses 
the "Irving." 

"BCLA," AND OTHBM OORRBaPONDBNnTS. 

— We have another beaotifbl article from our 
(dd and valued correspondent "Eda," which 
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lanoiis Teiy clerer frienda, await a pIa<^ in 
l^*ft»T ; amoDg them» a tale of deaded ex^ 
otQence. 

MAP«R>'INO FOR MON8V. 

— There arc hundreds of idle young men who 
expect to keep themselres out of the work- 
boose br marrying a fortune ! They don't 
caie for "beauty nor mind, but they idolize mo- 
nqr. Beauty, mind, and money make a rare 
oomhination ; yet what are they worth when 
associated with a small spirit I Very, ver^ 
seldom is it the case that women have a combi- 
oatiOD of alL A proposition for you, reader : 
Men who are men, will not marry for money, 
and hence, there being many such men, there 
are many poor but pretty and intelligent 
ladies who get husbands, and good husbands. 
Only think of a man planting himself down, 
tod 1<Mifing on a wife's money. What a thing ! 
Are there any in Philadelphia ? A few, they 
^. Note tnem, as thev shuffle along Chest- 
not street What is their standard among 
sabsUntial, true men ? 

CXJi'SL/LJ.*a OOL.ONY, 

—In Potter County, is, we learn, coming on 
▼ay well. One of these days it may be a 
great feature in our state. The intention of 
Ole Bull is to have it emlmice two villages, 
between which there shall be a handsome 
wide avenue. This avenue was commenced 
last Ml. For a time bears and panthers may 
occasionally be seen promenading there, but 
in good seas<ni there may be fast horses, driven 
by Cut young men, ana aU the appointments 
of adyancement in civilization. Ole Bull's 
coDcerts throughout the coimtry, we under- 
stand, have been veiy wdl attended, and he 
bis, by them, added largely to his fcnrtune. 

—Of the Pittsburgh Saturday Visiter y pays a 
verj pt^ty compliment to Bizajuub. She 
ttys it has commenced its new career *' with 
great spirit, and in the best possible manner.'' 
Thanks, madam ; Bizarre is most happy to 
return compliment for compliment; indeed, 
be fecfe as if he could, in the fullness of his 
gratitude, pat dear little baby's cheeks, and 
cffi it '* b^utifhl," even though it might be 
—which is not probable — any thing but beau* 
tifid. We love babies, particularly good ba- 
bies. The tender little stranger who gladdens 
the borne of the lady in notice, though, we 
bciieve, a late comer, wrought out the most 
maiked good results ; not the least of which 
GcenM to be the restraining of its mother from 
tfaoK nnfeminine displays which clever wo- 
men, unblessed with young folks, are disposed 
to make in the world, as moral reformers; 
and in which, but for the darling little baby, 
3fra. Swisdidm herself might have indulged. 
lloir, the little charmer occupies the main 
tkn^t : nay, gives a tone to all the thoughts 
ad acts. It is a chord which binds the mo- 



ther to the hearth-stone, a willing prisoner * 
it is a priceless gem, which lies locked in her 
heart, 

**'Br\gbt M a dew^rop when U first deso^ods. 
Or as the plumage of an angel's wing, 
Where eveiy tint of rainbow beauty bl^ids.** 

OAVAZZI ON -rSMPaRANOE, apo 

— Father Gavazan, in a late address to the 
Italians of New Yerk, at the Tabernacle, de- 
clared himself as to the Temperance move- 
ment. He also spoke against women-preach- 
ers, and gave a side-long hit at politicians. 
Hear him on the cause of Temperance : 
'' Do not take me for a temperance orator ; 
that would be a mistake. [Laugh.] I mean 
only justice. I do not intend to preach against 
temperance in America. Total abstinence 
has the approbation of a large amount of peo- 
ple and some legislatures ; and Paul tells us 
not to take wine if mv brother would be 
scandalized. But now 1 speak to the Italians, 
and I do not disapprove or wines and liquors. 
I must preach the whole Gospel, and not as 
some do, only those portions which please 
them. Christ says, it is not what enters into 
the mouth that defiles a man, but that which 
Cometh out of the mouth. Also, the first 
miracle he performed was turning water into 
wine, and not wine into water, — [laughter,] — 
and it was really good wine. Paul directed 
wine to be taken as a means to keep out of the 
doctor's hands. How, then, could I preach 
the Gospel and prohibit wine." 
Now of women-preachers hear the Padre. 
"All the texts of Paul are not so rigidly 
adhered to, for the Apostle wrote some strong 
remaiks respecting women which zre not paid 
great attention to. I would not speak against 
the women, but they certainly are to be seen 
here in the present day in situations very dif- 
ferent from the position marked out by the 
Apostle. We have even Curates — a Reverend 
Antoinette. Well, they will doubtless take 
good care of their flock." 
And now mark what he says of politicians : 
** In England I was told, politicians preach 
peace snd tolerance. And why? Because thej 
expect the votes from Romanists. This is 
really strong self-independence ! And I also 
find in America some public writers — some 
members of the press, some editors and pub- 
lishers of newspi^rs, who speak always with 
great deference for Romanists, but who keep 
silence upon all Protestant subjects. They 
are ever anxious to get all the information 
respecting the consecration of every new 
Catholic Church. This is great independ- 
ence ! They fear to lose some four or five 
cents from their avarice. But my dear Amer- 
icans, why are these editors and politicians so 
subservient to the Papist system ? I do not 
speak about wUticians^ because they have not 
iiuth or religion at all ! [Laughter.] Chris- 
tians, Turks, and Mohammedans, are all the 



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same to them. The religion of politicians is 
only their pfcice— $20,000 if they go on an 
emoassy to London or Paris." 

THe l_AIM~rSRN. 

— This very clever American Punch comes to 
us with great regularity. The last number 
has some very hard digs at Uncle Tom, among 
which is the following : 

" We see announced on some hundreds of 
booksellers* signboards, * The Ke^ to Uncle 
Tom's Cabin.' Now all t^ese Keys cannot 
be real. There must be some false Keys 
among them. But even allowing that one 
among them is the real original Key, then is 
there danger. There have been enough dis- 
gusting objects already let out of * Uncle Tom's 
Gabin.^ and we therefore hope that the holder 
of this Key, whoever he may be, will lock it 
up, and throw the Key were Solomon threw 
the wicked genii — as told in the Arabian 
Nights." 

The following Conundrum should consign 
its maker to the &te of a man convicted of 
wilful murder : 

"When does a young lae(y wish to win 
more than seven beaus at once ? — ^When she 
tries to fascinate (fasten-eight.)" Well may 
Diogenes exclaim, " Oh, my ! 

Another hit, nalpable, and we are dcme for 
the present, with our lively cotemporaiy ; 

" A rumor is in circulaticm that the Empress 
Eugenia of France is about introducing Bull 
Fi^ts into the sports of the Hippodrome, at 
Pwis. This wiU certainly be a novel enter- 
tainment for the denizens of the gayest city 
in the world ; but the fights a Frenchman 
takes most especial delist in, are the battles 
of the barricade — that is me only truly nation- 
id sport, and perhaps before very long the 
Empress may have the pleasure of seeing them 
indulge in that time-honored pastime." 

FREISIOH ViKWa OF OUR aRSAT IS^BN. 

-In a late numberof the Revue des deux Mondes, 
M. Ampere continues his American " Prome- 
nade," having returned from Cincinnati to 
New York by the Erie Railroad. The Tribune 
translates a few of his rapid sketches of men 
and things in New York : 

" Bryant.— Mr. Bryant is the Democratic 
poet of New York, as Mr. LongfeUow is the 
Whig poet, and the jjoet of Boston. Each of 
them has his enthusiastic partisans, and are 
sometimes uigust toward the rival of their fa- 
vorite. I shall endeavor to avoid these pre- 
posessions, and to remain impartial. Like 
Longfellow, Bryant is an English poet, bom 
in America. 1 should say thAt, in regard to 
poetic form, Longfellow is the more European, 
and Bryant the more English. The first has 
received the imprint of all the literatures of 



Europe, and especially of the German lit 
ture. The other is more exclumvely und 
the influence of E^lish literature. He i 
not that kind of originality which gives 
rival a familiarity with the most diffei 
classes of poetry. Mr. Bryant, although 
has translated poems from the Spanish, Pa 
tuguese, French and G^erman, has before I 
eyes only the models of the nK)ther countr 
It would seem as if he had wished to vie wi0 
the cotemporary poets of England, and \ 
his place amoi^ tnem as an American \ 
In his poem of The Agesj he has employe 
the old Spenserian stanza, as reproduced b|| 
Byron in Childe Harold; but if compare! 
with Longfellow, Bryant is the more excld 
sively English in form, he is perhaps the inoa 
American in substance. He oflener treats d 
national and patriotic themes. • * * ♦ < 
** I met vri th Mr. Longfellow and Mr. Bryani 
under vexy different circumstances, hoii^ 
fellow received me with a graceful hospital]^ 
in an elegant abode, in the midst of works ol 
art and souvenirs of every country. I found 
Mr. Bryant in the office of his newspaper, 
covered with dust, and with the busy air of i 
man who is engaged in a struggle. This aC" 
cidental circumstance describes to destiniec 
and two poetic tendencies — the Whig a pro- 
fessor ana a man of the woHd, preserving 
in the bosom of a quiet life the serenity whici 
breathes in his verses — the Democrat, an 
honorable and decided public man. minglinj 
in action, in strife — the one more European, 
more complete — the other more American, 
more concentrated : the one original in th( 
diversity of his inspirations, the other pow* 
erful by the intensity of a small number d 
sentiments, thrown into a mould not so new 
but in fact, perhaps, more individual ; the first 
cosmopolite in some degree like a German, th( 
second national like an Englishman: botl 
Americans at heart and in popularity." 

WAsmNGTON Irving. — "I also visiiec 
Washington Irving. • • • Like Long 
fellow he is half jSaencBJi, half cosmopolite 
Like him, he represents that alliance witl 
Europe which is the most predominant trai 
in the manners and the literature of the Unit6< 
States. I found him in a beautiful hou» 
which has almost the air of palace. His con 
versation, like his style, is easy and polished 
Already of an advanced age, as have beei 
told, he still appears ^oung, an spoke wit) 
animation of his excursion among the prairies 
which circumstances obliged him to tenninat 
sooner than he had wish^. 'Once launched, 
said he, 'I should have gone to the end. 
Thus, excited by the recollection of ttie desert 
awoke the adventurous instinct of the Ameri 
can in the writer formed by European culture 
and the diplomatist accustomed to our man 
ners." 



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Bn*iBf, WHAT lAT Tov, UAJtcAFV-^Foo^iukar, 



i^arrt 



RTB THS WKEX BSHirO 

SATHRDAT, MAT 7» 1853* 

THE PRICE OF LIFE.* 

▲ TALK. 

Joseph, opening the door of the saloon, in- 
finned us that the post-chaise was ready. 
Mj mother and sister threw themselves into 
ST arms. '* It is not yet too late/' said the^ ; 
"^ bh ! do renounce tms journey, and remain 
with us." 

^ My mother, I am twenty, and bom a gen- 
tkman: I must win renown — ^I must gain 
£stiiictioii, either in the army or at court." 

^And when thou art gone, Bernard, what 
win become of me ?" 

" You will be happy and proud in learning 
the success of your son." 

"But what if thou art slain in some 
battle r 

^ What of that ! what is life ! who values 
it? One thinks only of glory when he is 
twenty, and bom a gentleman. Fancy me 
returned, my dear mother, in a few years, 
cokmel, (mt lieutenant general, or with a fine 
charge at Versailles." 

" And what will result from that ?" 

** I shall be esteemed and honored." 

"And what then 1" 

" Every one will take off his hat to me." 

"And then— " 

" And then 111 marry my lovely Henriette, 
Bid make good alliances for my sisters, and 
we will live with you, tranquil and happy, on 
my lands in Brittany." 

"My son! what hinders thee from com- 
mencing now 1 Has not thy father left thee 
the finest fortune in the country ? Is there 
in ten leagues around a richer domain or a 
finer chateau than Roche-Bern^ ? Art thou 
not honored by thy vassals 1 When thou 
nasest through the village, is there one that 
kils to take off his hat f Do not leave us, 
my son : remain with thy friends, with thy 
listers, with thy old mother whom on thy 
return thou wouldst perhaps see no more. 
Do not expend in vain glory, or shorten, by 
cares and torments of all kinds, the days 
which fly so swiftly ; life is sweet, mv son, 
and the son of Brittany is so beautiful !" 

Saying this she showed me, from the win- 
dows of the saloon, the beautiful vistas of my 
park, the old chesnut trees in blossom, tlte 



lilacs, the honey-suckles, embalmmg the air 
with rich perfhme, and sparkling in the 
sun. 

In the antediamber was the gardener, with 
all hk fiunfly. Sad and silent, they also^ 
seemed to say, " Do not dqiart, my young 
master; do not leave us.'^ 'Hortense, my 
elder sister, pressed me in her arms : and my 
little Amelie. who had been turning over tlie 
engravings ai La Fontaine's fables, approach- 
ed, and presenting the book, " Read, read, my 
brother," said she, weeping. It was the fiibfe 
of " The two Pigeons !'' I rose>bmptly and 
thrust them aade. 

"I am twenty, and bom a gentleman, I 
must win glory, renown, — let me depart;" 
and I darted into the court. 

I was entering the chaise, when a lad^ ap- 
peared in the doorway. It was Hennette; 
she wept not, she spoke not ; pale and trem- 
bhng, she could scarcelT support hersdf. 
With her handk^t;hief she miule the last 
sign of adieu, then fell without consciousness. 
I ran to her, raised her, pressed her in mjr 
arms, vowed love while life lasted, and the 
moment consciousness was returning left her 
to the care of my mother and sisters, and ran 
to my carriage, not daring to turn my head. 
If I had looked at Henriette I could not have 
gone. In a few minutes the carriage was 
rolling over the great rcMul. 

Awhile I thought only of Henriette, of my 
sisters, of my mother, and of all the happiness 
I was abandoning, but these ideas were^Btu^ 
in proportion as the turrets of Roche-Bernard 
faded irom my sight, and soon the dreams of 
ambition and of ^my alone had possession 
of my mind How many projects were ^ 
formed ! how many castles buut m the air ! 
how many fine actions performed in my post- 
chaise ! Riches, honors, dignities, success of 
all kinds : I denied myself nothing, I merited 
and accorded all, in mie, elevating mysdf as 
I advanced on my route, I was duke, governor 
of a province, and maraud of France, when I 
arrived in the evening at my inn. 

The voice of my servant, who modestly 
called me Monsieur le Chevalier, recalled me 
to mysdf, and forced me to abdicate; but 
each day I enjoyed the same dreams, and m^ 
journey was long, for I was goinff to the vi- 
cinity of Sedan, to the house of the Duke de 
0—, an old friend of my father, and patron 
of my family. He would take me to Paris, 
where he was expected soon, would present 
me at Versailles, and obtain for roe a com- 
pany of dragoons. I arrived at Sedan too late 
m the evening to go to the diateau of my pa- 
tron ; so, deferring my visit till the morvow, 
I went to the Armes de France, the finest 
hotd in the fdace, and rendezvous^ (^ all the 
officers, for Sedan is a garrisoned city, a 
strong place ; the streets have a military as* 
pect, and even the citizens have a martial air 



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which seems to say, "We are fellow-citwens 
oi the great Turenne.'* 

I supped at the table d'hote, and asked 
some questions respecting the road to the 
Duke de C— 's chateau, three leagues from 
the city. " Any one can direct you," said 
they ; *' it is \frell known — there died a great 
warrior, a celebrated man, the Marshal Fa- 
bert. ' And, as among young officers was 
very natural, the conversation fell upon the 
Marshal Fabert. They spoke of his battles, 
of his exploits, of his modesty, which caused 
him to decline the patent of nobility, and the 
colhu- of his order which Louis XIV. offered 
him. Above all, they spoke of his inconceiv- 
able good fortune, that though only a private 
soldier, he had attained the rank of Marshal 
of France ; he a man of no family. 

This, the only example that could then be 
cited of such success, appeared, even during 
the life-time of Fabert, so extraordinary, that 
the vulgar confidently assigned his elevation 
to supernatural causes. They said he had 
been occupied, from his infancy, with magic 
and sorcery, and had made a compa^ct with 
the devil. Our host, who to the stupidity of 
a Champerois joined the credulity of our 
Breton peasants, averred, with the utmost 
sanfT'froid, that at the chateau of the Duke 

de C , where Fabert died, a black man, 

whom no one knew, had entered his chamber, 
and disappeared carrying with him the soul 
of the Marshal, which he had formerly bought, 
and which therefore belonged to him: and 
that even yet (in the month of May, the epoch 
of Faberts's death,) a little light was seen to 
appear in the evening, carried by the black 
man. This recital enlivened our dessert, and 
we drank a bottle of Champaigne to the fa- 
miliar spirit ci Fabert, and prayed him to as- 
sist us m gaining such battles as Collioure 
and LaMaHee. 

I rose early on the morrow — and soon was 

on the way to the Duke de C 's chateau, 

an immense gothic manor, which at another 
time would perhaps have scarcely attracted 
my attention, but which I now regarded, I 
acknowledge, with mingled euriosity and 
emotion, while recalling the recital that our 
host of the Armes de France had given ns the 
evening previous. 

The valet to whom I addressed myself, re- 
plied that he knew not whether his master 
was at home or would receive visitors. I 
gave him my name and he went out, leaving 
me alone in a large hall, decorated with relics 
of the chase, and fiunily portraits. 

I waited some time and no one came. This 
car«er of glory and honor, of which I have 
dreamed, commences then in the antechamber, 
aaidltomysdf; and, a discontented sdicitor, 
impatience took possession of me. I had al- 
ready counted, two or three times, all the 
family portraits, and all the beams in the 



ceUing, when I heard a slight nmse m the 
wainscot. An unlatdied door was blown half 
open ; turning towards it, X saw a very pretty 
boudoir, lighted by two laige windows and ar 
glass door, which overiooked a magnificent , 
park. I took several steps into this apart- j 
ment, and stopped at sight of a spectacle that 
at first X had not perceived. A man, whose 
back was turned towards the door by which 
I had entered, was l^ng under a canopy. 
He rose, without perceiving me, and ran ab- 
ruptly to the window. Tears streamed down 
his fiirrowed cheeks, and a profound despair 
was imprinted on all his features. He re- 
mained some time immovable, with his &ce 
buried in his hands, then turned and strode 
rapidly across the apartment ; seeing me, be 
stood trunbling. 

Mortified and confused, I attempted to re- 
tire, stammerine some words of excuse. 

"Who art thou? What wishest thou?" 
said he in a loud tone, holding me by the 
arm. 

'* I am le Chevalier Bernard, de la Roche- 
Bernard, and I have just arrived from Brit- 
tany." 

** I know, I know," said he, and pressed 
me in his arms ; then, seating himself beside 
me, talked with animation of my father, and 
all my family, whom he knew so well that I 
doubted not he was the master of the cha- 
teau. 

" You are Monsieur C ," said I. 

He rose, and regarding me with deep emo- 
tion, replied, "I was; I am no more." 

Seeing my astonislmient, he cried, ** Not a 
word more, young man ! Ask me no ques- 
tions." 

'♦Having, sir," said I, "unintentionally 
become the witness of your grief, if my devo- 
tion, my friendship, can ameliorate— 

"Yes, yes, you are right; you cannot 
change my lot, but you can at least receive 
my last wishes, my last vows, it is the only 
service you can render me." 

He closed the door and resumed his seat. 
Agitated, and trembling, I listened to his 
words; they were grave and solemn; his 
countenance had an exmression that I had 
never seen in any one. His face, which I ex- 
amined attentively, seemed marked by fatal- 
ity. It was pale, his dark eyes darted light- 
ning, and, at times, his features, worn by 
suffering, were contracted by a smile, ironical 
and infernal. 

"What I shall tell you," said he, "will 
confound your reason. You will doubt ; you 
will not believe. I myself often doubt, at 
least I wish to, but there are proofs; and 
there are in all that surrounds us, in our or- 
ganization even, many other mysteries that 
we are obliged to acknowledge, though unable 
to comprehend." 

He stopped an instaot at if to cdlect his 



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THE PRICE OP LIFE* 



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passed his hand over his forehead, and 
ooBtiimed, * I was horn in this chateau. I 
have two brothers, my seniors, to whom 
wodbi rerert the weidth and honors oi onr 
kanae. I had nothing to expect but the gown 
and bands of an abbe ; yet thoughts of ambi- 
tion And glory fermented in my brain, and 
laade xny heart beat faster. Unhappy in my 
ebecori^, eager for renown, I dreamed only 
of means to acquire it, and thus rendered my- 
sdf insensibie to all the pleasures and sweets 
of yfe. The present was nothing to me, I 
existed only in the future, and the future pre- 
sei^ed itsdf to me under the most sombre 
lapect. 

** I was nearly thirty years dd, and had 
jet done nothing ; then, xrom ail sides arose, 
m the capital, those literary characters, the 
music of whose fame resounded eyen through 
oar province. Ah ! sighed I often to myself, 
if I oould but win a name in the career of 
kUers, I shoidd at least gain renown, and in 
it akpe is there happiness. The confidant of 
ray grief was an ancient domestic, an old nCf 
gro, who was in this chateau before my birth ; 
he was certainly the oldest person in the 
bouae, for no one could reooUect when he 
came; the people of the neghborhood asserted 
even that be had known the Marshal Fabert, 
and bad been present at his death." 

At this instant, my interlocutor seeing me 
make a gesture of surprise, stopped, and in- 
quired what was the matter with me. 

^Xothing,'' said I. But inyoluntarily I 
thought of the black man of whom our host 
had spoken the preceding eyening. 

Monflienr de C continued; 

«« One day before Tago, (this was the name 
of the negro,) I gave way to despair at my 
<^Mcurity» and the uselessness of my days, 
and cried, * I would give ten years of my life 
to be idaced in the first rank of our authors.' 
* Ten years,' said he coldly, * is a great deal, 
it is paying yery dear for a trifle, neyerthe- 
kss I accept your ten years, I will take them : 
remember your promise, I will keep mine.' 
I cannot describe to you my surprise at 
hearing him speak thus ; I thought that years 
had enfeebled his reason; I shrugged my 
iboulders and smiled, and some days after I 
kft this and went to Paris. I was introduced 
into the society of literaiy men ; their ex- 
ample encouraged me, and I published seyeral 
worn. I will not detain you by relating 
their success. All Paris was eager to see 
them> the journals resounded my praises, the 
aame I had assumed became celebrated ; and 
eren yesterday, young man, you would haye 
admired — " 

Here * new gesture of surprise interrupted 
hia recital: ''You are not then the Duke de 

C r cried I. . 

" No," replied he coldly. 

And I said to myself, ''A oelebmted man 



of letters, — ^Is this Marmontel? is this d'- 
Alembert ? is this Voltaire ?" 

My unknown «gfaed ; a smile of regret and 
scorn passed oyer his lips, and he resumed his 
recital. 

''This literary reputation that I had so 
much desired was soon insufficient for a soul 
as ardent as mine. I aspired to a more noble 
success; and I said to Tago, who had fol- 
lowed me to Paris, and who never left me, 
there is no real glory, no true renown, but 
that which is acquired in the career of arms. 
What is a literary man, a poet ? He is a no- 
body. Talk to me of a great captain, of a 
general of an army; that is the destiny I 
wish ; and for a military reputation I w<Mild 
give ten of the years which remain to me.' 
* I accept them,' re^^ed Ti^ ; * I take them, 
thev b^ong to me ; forget it not." 

At this part of the recital the unknown 
stopped, and seeing wonder and perplexity 
depicted in my countenance, remarked, *'I 
have told you, young man, that this ' would 
seem a dream to you, a chimera-^it seems 
even so to me — and yet the rank, the honors 
I have obtained, were not an illusion; the 
soldiers I have led to the combat, the redoubts 
captured, the colors, the victories with which 
France has resounded, all this was my work, 
all this glory was mine." 

While he marched back and forth, speaking 
with warmth, with enthusiasm, surprise 
seized all my senses. I said, " Who then is 
he? Is he Coignyl is he Richelieu? is he 
the Marshal de ^e ?" 

From this state of exaltation my unknown 
had fallen into dejection, and approaching toe, 
said with a sombre air, 

'' Tago was right ; soon disgusted with the 
vain smoke of military glory, I aspired to 
what alone is real and positive in tiiis world ; 
and when, at the price of five or six years of 
existence, I desirfd riches, he accorded them. 
— Yes, young man, yes ; I have seen fortune 
second, even surpass, all my wishes: lands, 
forests, chateau. Even this morning all was 
in my power, and if you doubt, doubt me, 
doubt Tago; wait, wait, he is coming and 
you will see for yourself, with your own eyes, 
this which confounds your reason and mine, 
which yet is unhappily but too real." 

He approached the chimney, observed the 
clock, made a gesture of fear, and said, in a 
low voice, 

** This morning, at day-break, I l^t so de- 
jected and feeble that I could hardly rise : I 
rang for my valet, and Tago appeared. * What 
is this that I feel V said I to him. * Master, 
nothing except what is very natural; the 
hour approaches, the moment arrives. ' * What 
moment?' said I. *Do you not know?' he 
re];died ; ' Heaven had destined to you sixty 
years of life, you had passed thirty when we 
made our compact' 'Tago,'saidIinaffiright, 



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' dost thou speak serkmsly ?' *Tes, master, 
in ftre ye&rs you have expended in g^ory 
twenty-nve years of existence; yon haye 

S' ren them to me, th^ are mine ; and the 
ys of which yon are depriyed wiU be added 
to mine.' ' "What ! was this the price of thy 
seryices?' 'Others haye paid dearer for them: 
witness Fa\)ert, who was also m^ prot^e.' 
' Silence, silence/ cried I, ' this is not pos- 
sible, it is not true.' * Prepare, without de- 
lay, for there remains to you but half an hour 
of life.' * Thou sportest with me, Tago, thou 
deoeiyest me.' *Not at all! calculate for 
yourself: thirty-five years you have actually 
jived, and twenty -five years you have lost — 
total, sixty. Am I not correct?' He was 
going out ; I felt my strength diminish. I 
felt life leaving me. * Tago ! Tago !' I cried, 

* give me some hours, some hours yet.' * No ! 
no ! ' he replied, ' that would now be to 8h<vten 
my own account, I know better than you the 
value of life ; no treasure could pay for tv*o 
hours of existence.' I could scarcely speak ; 
my eyes became dim, the coldness of death 
fi*oze my veins. * Ah !' said I, making a last 
effort, *take back this wealth for which I 
have sacrificed every thing. Four hours 
more, and I resign to you my gold, my riches, 
all Uiis opulence that I have so much desired. ' 

* Be it so ; thou hast been a good master, and 
I wish to show some &yor to thee ; I consent 
to it.' 

'* I felt my strength return, and I cried, — 
'Four hours! that is very little! Tago! 
Tago ! four hours more, and I renounce my 
litmry glory ; all my works, all this which 
has placed me so high in the esteem of the 
world.' 'Four hours for that!' cried the ne- 
gro with distain ; ' It is a great deal, still I 
will not refuse thy last request' 'No, not 
the last,' said I, joining my hands. ' Tago ! 
Tago! I supplicate thee, give me till Uiis 
evening, the twdve hours, the entire da^, and 
let my exploits, my victories, my military 
renown, let all be forever effaced from the 
memory oi man, let naught of them remain. 
This day, Ti^, this entire day, and I will be 
content.' ' Thou abusest my bounty,' said 
he, ' and I do a foolish act : yet I will give 
thee till sunset Ask me nothing more ; this 
evening I will come to take thee.' He is 
gone !'''^ cried the unknown in despair, " and 
this day is the last which remains to me." 

Approaching the glass door, which was 
open, and commanded a view of the park, he 
cried, " I shall see no more these bsautiAil 
heavens, thi» velvet turf, these sparkling wa- 
ters. I shall breathe no more the balmy air 
of spring. Fod that I was! These gifts 
whicn God has given to all, these blessings to 
which I was insensible, and of which only 
now I comprehend the sweetness, I mi^t 
have ei\joyed twenty-five years longer. I 
have wasted my days, I have sacrificed them 



: for a barren glory which has not rendered me 
I happy, and which dies with me. See, see," 
I said he, pcMnting to some peasants who tra- 
, versed the park, sindi^ as diey returned fimn 
i work, " what would I not give to share their 
I labors and their hardships. Bot I haye«o- 
I thing more to hope for, not even misfortmie." 

At this moment a ray of the son, a mm oi 
the month of May, shone upon his face, pale 
and haggard, fife seized me by the arm with 
a kind of delirium, and said, " Bdiold, be- 
hold how beautiful is the sun ! And must I 
leave all ! At least let me ayoy it yet : let 
me relish this entire day, so pure and beaati- 
ful ; for me there will be no morrow." 
I He darted into the Pfu-k, and disappeared 
I before I could follow him. In truth, I had 
no strength ; I threw mysdf into a seat, be- 
wildered, confounded by all I had seen and 
heard. I rose, I walked to convince myself 
that I was awake, that I was not under the 
influence of a dream. At this moment the 
door of the boudoir opened, and a servant 
entered. 

" My master, sir, the Duke de C- 

A man of sixty, of distinguished 
nomy, advanced ; and presenting his 
asked pardon for having detained me so long. 

" I was not in the chateau," said he, " I 
have just returned from the dty, where I have 
been to consult for the health of the Count de 
C , my younger brother." 

" Is his life in danger ?" said I. 

"No, thank heaven," replied the Duke; 
" but in his youth Mb imagination was ex* 
cited by projects of ambition and glory, and a 
serious illness that he has lately h&d, in which 
he came near dying, has affected his mind 
with a kind of delirium, or alienation, causing 
him constantly to think he has but one day 
more to live. 

All was explained to me. 

" Now," continued the Duke, changing the 
subject, " I will see, my young man, WMt I 
can do for your advancement We will co, 
at the end of the month, to Versailles, and I 
will present jrou." 

" I appreciate your Grace's kindness, and 
though I must decline it, am most gratefiil." 

" What ! will you renounce the Mlvantages 
you might expect at court ?" 

" Yes ! My views have recently changed. 
I will live, useful and hi^y, on my paternal 
domain." 

"But think that, by my assistance, yoa 
can rapidly attain distinction ; and that, with 
a little assiduity and patience, yoa may in 
ten years — " 

" Ten lost years /" cried I. 

"Indeed I''' replied he with astonishment; 
" is that pavine too dear for glory, fortune, 
honors ? Think asain, my young man ! Let 
us be off to Versailles P' 

" No, your Grace, I will return to Brittany ; 



SITING WUISFUUNGS FROM ELLA. 



53 



I I pty ym wccJTe my flianka md those of my 



is feB^," cried the Duke. 
And I, tlimkniff of wb«t I had just heard, 
mad to aiiyBelf, « It is wisdom." 

Tke BCKt day I set off. and with what de- 

Kgiht I saw again my fine chateau of Roche- 

^ Bcnaid, the iM trees ef my park, the sun of 

I BrittanT. I regained my yasBals, my sisters, 

mj- Bkouier, ana happinesss ! which since has 

neT«r 1^ me— lor eig^t days after, I married 



SPRING WHISPKRS FROM 
ELLA. 

P *ne oMmmoaiUi, and from tlMdM]>hMTon(/eraM 

f' Tbm foldm lUi^Usbi ftreanu; 

^ 3I7 beut in we^rj tnd It pineib fbr thee, 

J Tfao« Holy Load ot Dreou.** 

' I often wonder what one class of day- 
j dreams are, and where they come from, and 
! ttie end of my wondering, generally, is an 
.; aiua iice that they are hrwiyit by the dream* 
' aacd to the heart ready to receive him. It 
is he who supplies the heart with the Ian- 
raage it has need of : he, who, taking the soul 
hom the visible, and what we call the real, 
giTCS it glimpses of the unseen, and of the im« 
aginative. As gentle roan is made better by 
cSerisfaing the dream-angel, though exactly 
the reverse if he indulges in dreams woven 
by hia own restless nmid and over-heated 
bram; the dream-angel takes us a little while 
from tiw practical, to send us back to it 
strengthened for the conflict. He keeps the 
heart young, the fedings simple, and when 
the ittteOeot is soaring above ev^-day things, 
and mar philosophy is scouring simple things, 
he tcOs us of the prime wisdom, while revaid- 
iag tlie ftitore^ our gaze . he whispers that 
ample things are the most beautiful — ^that the 
cfaflfHah heart is the purest — ^while he brings 
imauB of our childhood's home to us, and 
reminds ns of our former happiness. 

Heased dream-angel, who comest to all who 
win receive thee, and addest a glory to their 
kiy. or pourest a balm on their sorrowing 
Mafia, and pointest to a g^rious future: 
eeme to us often ! Thou who teachest the 
irae vahie of what the worid most prizes — 
that removest the gilding from base things, 
and dottiest the amplest things with a garb 
of beauty; ccnne to us often! Come to us: 
if we ^ not always appear to welcome yon ; 
bear with us, but, oh, do not desert us. 
WHhoot thee, bright-eyed visitant, comforter, 
consoler, what wcmld Moome of us ! Thou art 
like the flower that gladdens the earth : thy 
voiee is Hke the sweet singing of birds ; thy 
wiaga drop light; — surely, surely. He wlio 
snt thee is gowL 

There are times— every one has known them 
—when we are visited by bright and glorious 



visicma— visions of angels* tuning thdr harp- 
strings to such dehoious music, that when it 
comes floating to our enraptured senses, we 
die away to idl shrrounding objects, and are 
borne away from the earth tiy a very flood of 
melody, and then we hear : 

** Dtrlnely warbled Toloe, 
Anawariag tb« atrlnged uoIm.** 

And at other times we wander forth into 
green valleys, and we walk there in <* the light 
of a sunless day," where flowers are, bright 
and glorious ; but these are not of unearthly 
hue ; they are our own sweet flowers we see 
— the flowers that a>angle our fields and beau- 
tify our homes; than which, Fancv herself 
cannot present us with more beautiral. But 
there they never die. Death, nor decay, ap- 
proach our dream-flowers ; and the songs of 
the birds are never hushed in those green val- 
leys ; nor the tin^e of the stream ceaseth ; 
nor the bellii^ dreamy sound of the waterfidl : 
nor the murmuring of the bee ; neither do the 
colors fade from uie butterfly*s wine. The 
lark, upspringing from his green embowered 
home, chants a lay of most unearthly music ; 
and, though the ^ow-worm's lidit seems 
needless, the nightingale still sings her thanks 
for it. The tindd hare fears not to come forth 
from his fbrm and eat the sweet-soented clo- 
ver : and the cuckoo builds her own nest, and 
watches over her young ones. In those val- 
leys many a weary foot has trod and forgotten 
its &tigue ; and many a weary heart has found 
rest. 

At other times, friends we once loved and 
cherished — ^friends that we still love, and that 
love us, although they are dead — come to us : 
and, of all visions presented to our souls, none 
are more purifying than those in which de- 
parted friends talk with us. In their pre- 
sence all sorrow passes from our hearts, as a 
dream passes from the mind: then we feel 
how utterhr vain are all earthly aspirations. 
Hope and fear cease from their wild combat- 
ting — all is calm and holy peace. Over their 
graves the blue dome df the sky bends lov- 
ingly, and the sun calls into life and light the 
flowers we planted there : and the birds chant 
no longer their requiem ; but, instead, they 
sing of the time whoi the spirit shall le-clothe 
itsdf in its cast-off garment that now lies in 
the grave. But, if wordly feelings sleep at 
the graves of our loved ones, our souls live 
there; they soar away to a brighter land 
than earth^ lovliest spot can give us a fore- 
taste of; and, entering throu^ the gate that 
death has opened, fed that there is a place 
where all our desires for the good and the 
true can be more than realized; where the 
truth of the feeling we sometimes have is 
proved— of our apparent life heins but a 
dream, and of there oeing an inner life, which 
is the onlv reality. 

We all have sQch visions sometimes, and the 



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fHirer our souls are, and the more ehast^ied 
our imadnations, the more frequently we hare 
them, les, we all dream sometimes. If the 
dream-angel does not Tisit us undor the coyer 
of the dark shroud of night, or hidden be- 
neath the grey mantle of twilight, he comes 
in the day-time, and uses his magical spell 
to banish all our surroundings from our sight, 
to drive all thoughts, all speculations, from 
our minds, and to substitute for them his own, 
sometimes i^ild and weird-like, sometimes 
simple and beautiful, suggestions. The dream- 
angel comes to every one,— or he has come, — 
from every soul he is willing to remove the 
veil of worldly feelings; to every heart he 
would fain present bright visions of ddight. 

Memory and Hope are his companions. 
When M^nory comes with him, his sugges- 
tions are of the past ; his pictures are brought 
from the home of ibe dreamer — the home 
where he first learnt to syllable affectionate 
words, to win a kiss from his mother — the 
home where he was danced on his father's 
knee — his home, from which he is now far 
away, on which he may not hope ever to look 
agun.. No more to gladden his eye, runs the 
streamlet down at the end of the rich mea- 
dow — ^no more bunches of flowers, picked in 
the woods, to ornament his- vase — no more 
greeting voices, nor fond clasping hands for 
him. The home of his childhood — ^his home 
— ^wherever he may live, is far away. Its 
walls echo to the voices of strangers — ^its halls 
are trodden only by strangers' feet. Long ago 
it was not so. It was not so when he left it 
with buoyant hopes of success in the imtried 
. world of action. 

He was happy and light-hearted ; he wan- 
dered in other lands — Gleamed to doubt — to 
look in the heart of the brightest blossom of 
hope for some canker — to expect disappoint- 
ment under the fairest seeming. He learnt to 
talk as other people talk — to still the beating 
of his heart — ^to suppress the ri^g tear — to 
be a man, calm, cold, and unimpassioned. 
But to him — to Jiim, even, the di^eam-angd 
comes hand-in-hand with Memory; wMte 
Hope waits patiently to get admission. 

In a spacious room, surrounded with all 
luxuries for both mind and body, sits the 
world-worn man, to whom the dream-angel 
has come with Memory : a book is on the ta- 
ble before him, and on its opoi leaves rests a 
dried "forget-me-not." 

A flower is a sacred thing. Yes, a flower 
is sacred ; and especially so, is the blue " for- 
get-me-not" In the pleasant Rhine-land 
wasit linked with the words •* forget-me-not," 
the last words he spoke who, winning the 
flower for his beloved, gave his life as its price. 
What the name of the flower was before that, 
I dont know : I do not care to know : none 
can be more beautiful than the name it has, 
— ^none more fitting, — and many a time since, 



has its l^ue petals aobbed forth the words — 
** forget-me-not." And now it was this little 
flower proved the spell to open the doeed 
heart m Memory ana the dream-an^L 

Then came bright visions to his seared 
heart, and tears came into his eyes : for he 
was clasped in his mother's arms, and his sis- 
ter's vcMoe was calling him fond names. He 
was happy, for he trusted and loved. A 
change came. He was away from home when 
sorrow and trouble visited it, and its gentle 
hearts had to go into the strife of the world, 
when the strong heart fafled; and gentle and 
strong were now reposing quietly in the 
church-yard, though nor son, nor brother, 
planted a flower on their graves. Absent firom 
them in life, he had not gone to them in death, 
but now they were come to him, and be re- 
membered how many wasted years he migh< 
have devoted to them, and perhaps (oh, the 
agony of that thought,) saved their lives as 
well as gladdened them. 

Ah! who disbelieves in ghosts, let him 
come here and watch them thronging into the 
room where sits that mwi — ghosts of dear 
friends neglected-— ghosts of talents wasted — 
ghosts of hours misspelt, than which no ghosts 
are more terrible. 

The dream-angel took pity on the haunted 
man, and wove a poppy-wreath for his brow : 
80 he slept, and Hope took the place of Memo- 
ry, and with a soothing voioe told how he 
might yet meet his friends in a glorious coun- 
try and a bright, where angels are, and harp- 
music, and where sorrow is no more, and ne- 
glect is forgotten. 

Far away on an Irish green hill-sido dwelt 
a poet, unappreciated even in that land of 
song, because unknown. To him the dreaai- 
angcl went, and told him of a time when his 
songs should become household words, axid 
the heart of the boy-poet was gladdened. 
The words of cheer inspired him, and for his 
country's sake he toiled on until the echo of 
his word-music resounded fW>m other lands. 
For his country's sake he toiled — ^well might 
he win ; for it was she who inspired him, and 
it was her beaut f rewarded him. His poems, 
as well as almost all Irish poetry, bears evi- 
dence of an exceeding love of country ; and. 
when it was his sad fate to dwell amon^ [ 
strangers, the visits of the dream-angel in- ' 
spired him, for Memory helped him to weave I 
lAight visions. They well loiew what Iroland 
was to the poet. ! 

It was the glorious fields on whidi tibe snow j 
descended to keep the grass always green ; in 
which bright birds were ever singing ; gay ^ 
butterflies ever hovering ; lovely flowers, cow- 
slips, and prim-roses, and daisies, ever spring- 
ing. It was the hawthorn hedge: the old 
diureh ; the consecrated burial-n^d, whore 
his fore-fathers lay interred. It was the 



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mills <^ nMe ftbbies ; the oaitellated rook ; 
tfae eainis : the pathways across the mea- 
dows ; the hrooks, shaded with trees. It was 
riorkmssiiiisetsaiidloTeiTsaBrisnQgs. It was 
3ie beath-eoToed hill ; the river whose course 
is m beautified bj Nature and by Art, Uiat 
Imagination, in her wildest flight, falls &r 
short of the reality. It was the lakes, whose 
beauty is world-wide. It was the warm 
ga sp ing of hands ; the festivities of the Holy- 
ude ; the time-hoeored customs ; the ancient 
rdifpoQ. It was the old home in which gen- 
cfstkiBshad been bom, and lived and paised 
aw^. It was the May-pole, garlanded with 
flowers — or in the city — the streets hong 
with gre^i boughs* It was the grandeur of 
former days to be restored ; the harp whose 
nmaic bad ceased to be reawakened. It was 
ttie bjid of his birth, beautifbl and love^; 
Ms oountry; the birdi-place of great men, 
whose memories the world would not willing- 
ly let die : his country, whose sons are brave, 
whose daughters fair, whose language is poe* 
try— ^e bright and beantiAil green-robed 
Enn: loved all the same by that poet-soul, 
I whether the thom-eatwisted coronet of sorrow- 
was placed on her brow : or whether it was 
decorated by a bri^t coronal of roses and 
laard-flowers of hope, and type of victory. 

MOMKNT9 OF LEISURE. 

NUMBER ONE. 
THR NEW EMFKBOR OF FRANCE. 

One of the most striking illustrations of 
tte mutability of human affairs, has been re- 
eaUy di^layed to the world, in the change 
of tlie fcHTtunes of Louis Napoleon Bona- 
parte. Equally instruetive was the unexpect- 
ed ftU Off his predecessor, Louis Phibppe. 
Bfsigiriitg power, ahnost without an effort to 
leteiB his sceptre, we behold the mighty king 
**• a lacittve upon the £ftce <^ the earth ;'* and 
lo I as Dy magic, the needy adventurer assumes 
tbeTaoaat throne, and surrounds himself with 
a toger power, and with |preater splendor ! 
We BOW seek, with great mterest, to know 
nope than we have done of the former life, 
«, to use a favorite word at present, the an- 
tesedents, of this individual, whose daring 
atls have <hrawn on him the gaze of the world. 
it is especially interesting, now, to peruse the 
ti^flvle elicited by the new Monarch's former 
ttloHipts at empire. Some writo-s, a|^n, 
even then thought highly of his abihties. 
From an article in the £onaon Review^ re-pub- 
^Aed m " LitteWs Musmm,'' for July, 1839, 
we shall make some extracts, wliioh can hard- 
ly fiul of being aoceptaUe to the reader. 

"Bonapartiam is dead— ^one, we believe, 
forever: but among all the dead and dying 
flf 1S30, who, thanks to Louis Philippe, are 
striving hard to revive, this is, incontestably, 



the one most deserving our attention. * * * 
Amongst, all the pretenders, too, we must ad- 
mit that Napoleon Louis is the one who, to 
our certain loiowledge, combines the greatest 
number of the personal qualities calculated 
to win over any man who should not have de- 
voted himself, in heart-felt worship, to some- 
thing greater than all names<-tmkt is, to a 
princi]Se. He is, evidenUy, a man of courage 
and capacity. Far different from the men of 
the Bourbon race, whether of the elder, or the 
younger, branch, so orrteres, so ineorrigiMe, 
he has learned something in his exile. He 
unites in himself, so fetr as it is possible, the 
modem ideas oi liberty, with the ambition 
of hereditary power. Before he turned his 
thoughts to France, he thought of connecting 
his name with the struggles c^ the nationid 
cause of Italy, andof the Polish insurrection ; 
and we feel ourselves warranted, while retrac- 
ing his past conduct, in giving to the man a 
mention, which, perhaps, we should not have 
yielded to the pretender.^* 

Charles-Loms Napoleon Bonaparte was bom 
in the year 1808. He was baptized by Car- 
dinal Fesch ; the Emperor and Empress, Ma- 
ria Louisa, being his sponsors. Napoleon 
Louis was a great favorite with his uncle. 
When Napoleon returned from Elba, his little 
nephew stood beside him during the holding 
of the Champs-de-Mai, and was presented to 
the deputations from the people and the army. 
When his uncle embraced him for the last time 
at Malmaison, the child displayed much feel- 
in|^; he was andous to follow him and 
oned out in tears, that he would go and fire 
oS the cannon. It is to be noted, that he is 
now, according to the provisions of the sena' 
tus consuUum, (1804) the eldest son of the 
imperial family, and heir of the tlnrone. 

At Augsburg, he pursued his classical stu- 
dies, which luul been commenced at Paris 
under the cdebrated Hdlemst, M. Hage. He 
applied his mind to the study of the German 
language, natural philosophy and chemistry, 
engineering, and artillery. The latter, under 
Gen. Dufour, a Colonel in the grand army. 
In one of his letters to Hortense, (Sept. 2, 
18^, ) he speaks of being engaged in ** military 
reconnoitring in the mountains, widking ten 
or twelve lei^es a day with his knapsack at 
his back, and sleeping under a tent, at the 
foot of a glacier." At the occurrence of the 
revolution of 1830, he folly believed that 
Louis Philippe would perform the promise 
which Hortense declared he often maoe, only 
a year before his accession to the throne, — 
that he would recall the imperial fimiily to 
France. Louis Ni^Mleon wrote a letter to the 
king, asking permission to serve in the French 
army, as a common soldier. The reply to 
this petition was a fresh act of banishment. 
Jan., 1831, he took part in the movement in 
the Papal States ; (tether with his brother) 



56 



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and aided in establiahmff the line <^ defence 
firom Foligno to Civita CSstellana. When this 
insurrectioii was suppressed, he was in immi- 
nent danger ; — ^to quote the words of the arti- 
cle to wUch we are indebted for these £Mts, 
'* Tuscany notified to Hortense, that he would 
not be received into its territory : King Je- 
rome and Cardinal Fesch wrote fr<Mn Rome, 
that should the Austrians lay hxAd of him, he 
was lost : an Austrian flotilla, the same which 
in contempt of all law, captured and seised 
seventy Italians and General Zucchi, (stiU 
confined, notwithstanding the famous amnes- 
ty, in a Hungarian f<»ir«3s) was cruising in 
the Adriatic : and all this came upon the poor 
mother [Hortense] while in the Palasao at 
Ancona, where she was keeping her sick son 
concealed: two rooms only, separated her 
from the Austrian Ck>mmander-m-Ohief, to 
whom she had been obliged to ^ve up some 
of the i^rtments. In these circumstances 
she took a resolve, worthy of Napoleon him- 
self, and determined to save her remaining 
son, by means of that very France, which on 
pain <» death, the meml>ers of the fiunil^ 
were firbidden to enter. In a state of trepi- 
dation which she has simjdy and afifocttngly 
described, she travdled across the Italian 
Peninsula to Genoa; and from thence, by 
means of a passport furnished her by an Eng- 
lishman, she boldly entered France, arrive 
at Paris, drove to the Hotel d' HoUande, and 
wrote with her own hand to inform Louis 
Philippe of her arrival, on the very day that 
M. SBoastian, that finished statesman and 
diplomatist, of insight unerring into the course 
of affiurs, announced 'positively in full council, 
that ^ehadjust landed at Malta.'* But the 
new kins would '' brook no brother near the 
throne," and sent marching orders to the en- 
ergetic mother, and the still invalid son. 
They left Paris on the 5th of May, and on the 
8th arrived in London : and then left again 
for Switaerland. On their arrival, the envojrs 
from Warsaw, General Kniasewicz and Count 
Plater, invited Louis Napoleon to embrace 
the cause of Polish freedom. *'A youi^ 
Bonaparte, appearii^ on your shores, with 
his tri-colourea flag in his hands, would pro- 
duceamoraleffectofincalculableimportance." 
The Prince accepted the invitation, and was 
on the very point of departure, when he heard 
of the fkll of Warsaw. On what slight events 
sometimes depends the &te of an individual, 
and a nation ! Had the courier been up an 
hour earlier in the morning. Napoleon might 
have finished his day« in Siberia, and France 
have had an Knperor the less ! 

An Emperor, doubtless, Napoleon always 
intended to be : Ibr it is a curious fkct that, 
in his Reveries PoHtiques Mb proposed consti- 
tution (although democratic) expresses, in the 
first artide, uiat the republic shdi have an 
Empsbob ; and in the last, provides that the 



iMPBBiALGuiSD shall be re-^atablished. Kot 
only so; but some sabre blades seised at Stnw- 
bttig, before the movement of 30th of Ootober, 
have upon them the eag^e, and the words, 
<« Garde Imperude.^* The attempt of Sb-as- 
burg was not * hasty extempore affiur. It 
had been planned, and laboured for, during 
two or three years before the moment of ac- 
tion. In 1833, it is asserted, Lafayette ad- 
vised the Prince, to seise the first opporiunity 
of presenting himself in France. Strasbim 
was hostile to the ^vemment ; its natioiial 
guard was no longer in existence; it had some 
12,000,000 in its treasury; and ten thousand 
troops, whom, it was expected, were not io- 
corruptiUe. This was the door of France 
for the ambitious Prince. But before he raised 
his standard, he determined to mingle with the 
lAtitary chiefs, and gather some opinions of the 
prospects of success. '* One evening, after one 
of those brilliant /efes, common to a place of 
sudi fofihionable resort, he mounted his horse, 
in company with a friend, and traversed in a 
few hours the distance between Baden and the 
French frontier. He entered Strasburg, just 
after night-foil. There in a spacious apart- 
ment* one of the Prince's friends had assem- 
bled together, on some pretence or other, 
twenty-five officers, belonging to various de- 
descriptions of force, and whoot honor oould 
be relied on, although they were not bound 
by any engagement. On a sudden it was an- 
nounced to them that Prince Napoleon was 
at Strasbui^, and was about to present ym- 
self before them ! They all received the m- 
telligence with transport, and in a few mo- 
ments the Prince was in the midst of them. 
The ofiicers all respectfblly gathered round 
him ; a solemn siloice was preserved, more 
eloquent than an^ protestations of devotien ; 
and when the Pnnce had overcome his first 
emotion, he delivered himself in these terms : 
— *' Gentlemen, it is with fhll confidence that 
the Emperor's nephew entrusts himsdf te 
your honour : he comes before you to learn 
your sentiments and opinions from your own 
lips. If the army be yet mindful of its great 
destinies — ^if it feel fcr tiie miseries of our 
country — then I bear a name which may be 
useful to yen : it is i^beian, like our gloryjC^T 
the past ; it is glorious like the people. The 
great man, indeed, is ne more : but thecanse 
remains the same: the eagle, that sacred sym- 
bd, renowned by a hundred battles, repre- 
sents, as in 1815, the disregarded rights o^ the 
people, and the national glory. Exile, gentle- 
men, has heaped upon me many cares and 
sorrows ; but as I am not aotii^fVom motives 
of personal ambitkm, teQ me whether I am 
mistaken as to the sentiments of the anny ; 
and if requisite, I will resign myself to living 
on a foreign soil, and awaiting better times." 
<«No," replied the offioers, «*you shall not 
languish in exile ; we ouradves will restore 



MOMENTS Oft LEISURE. 



W 



vM to joor coontrj ; all <mr iyiiip«thie0 have 
Mtg been with yen ; we, like yonnetf, art 
wemry of the inaciwity m v&idk oi«r wmtk is 
left; we are adkamed cf the part which the ar^ 
B9 foade to pby." 

Ilie Prince left them to await the formida- 
Ue moment. The attempt waa made <m the 
30lh of October. We shall not Ihiger orer 
the particulars of this, as it proved, prema- 
ture moTemeot. It will be remembered, that 
a moat ingemous trick was put in requisition, 
to stifle the enthusiasm which followed the 
PriBDe's harangue to the 4th regiment The 
CTf was raised that it was not the Emperor*s 
nifk i W j but an impostor, a eonnecticni of C6I. 
Ttndrey^s, who was excitinc the rebellion. 
The bnef triumph, was ended by capture and 
ifi s aum ent ! We must not forget that he 
bad Btnmg encouragement from great authori- 
ties* in his ambitious aspirations. 

Chateaubriand wrote mm (Sept. 1832,) :— 
'^ P i i n ee : I have read with attention the 
pamphlfi which jon were so kind as to put 
uto my hands ; and have set down in writ^ 
ing, as you desired me, some reflections na- 
tanlhr arising from vour own, and which I 
had aheady submitted to your consideration. 
Tott know. Prince, that my young Ring is in 
Seotiand, and that, while he lives, I can deem 
BO other to be sovereign of France. But 
dieald God, in his inscrutable designs, have 
rgected the r%ee of St. Louis— should our 
cooftry cancel an election which she has not 
s ame tion ed — and should her manners be found 
to resder it impossible for her to become a 
repuUiC — then, Prince, there is no name bet- 
ter har mon i wn g with the glory of France, 
your own. I shall retain a deep im- 
m of your hospitality, and of the gen- 
reception given me by the Duchess of 
SLLea. I Deg you to present to her the hom- 
age of niy respectful gratitude. " 

Lei, us turn now to Lafayette. He sought 
la interview with the Prince ; received &m 
with great cordiality, and avowed his repent- 
laecef his agency in the revolution of Julv, 
1830. He urged Louis Napoleon to seize the 
fiiBt fiurorable opportunity of returning to 
FkiDce : «* for this rovemment cannot stand, 
sad jrour name is the only one that is popu- 
lar. ''^ He promised to do all that he oould 
to assist the Prince in his designs. The an- 
ther of the article to which we have been in- 
debted, indulges hi the following sage ratio- 
nn a ti o ns ; which, perhaps, he would not wh^ 
tochumjust now. '* We do not believe in 
the future destinies of the Napoleon dynasty, 
hi oar opinion, as we have already declared 
at the outset of tins notice, Bonapartism is 
DO more : it passes away with the comple* 
tiflB of that task of fusion and eoualisation, 
whidi was Napoleon's mat wonc, both in 
France and Eimpe ; at this day, France has 
^ to expeet firom Bonapartism, and En- i 



rope would have every thing to fear. • • 
Wnen she [France] shall one day lift up 
again her degraded head, it will not be for 
the expulsion of a man, but of a principle, 
that or a finandal and tradmg anstoOTScy. 
It will be to organize, through national insti- 
tutions, a continuous exercise of ner liberty 
and sovereignty ; so secured, as not again to 
be lost by any mistake she may commit as 
to an individual, or a dynasty. In short, it 
will not be to repeat expmments which have 
cruelly disappmnted her, but to try a new 
one ; the stnime for which, indeed, she has 
already gone £rough, but hss never yet real* 
ized its peaceable enjoyment We believe 
Napdeon Louis deceives himself, when he 
thinks of affecting a revolution in France by 
means of the army. 

In France, especially, a Pnetorian revohi* 
tion, is no longer pra^icaUe. There, for the 
last twenty jrears, the army has been subor- 
dinate to the nation ; and a movement begun 
by the army, in the name of any indivi(ktal 
whatever, would excite suspicion and ap* 
prehensions of another tyranny. * * The 
nation is not Bonapartism, except tovrards 
him who erected tM grand column. Napo* 
leon Louis might have succeeded at Stasburg ; 
he may yet gain over a few r^;iments, and 
besuccessfm atsomeotherpoiBt: but the in- 
surrection cannot grow to a revolution ; and 
all the effects of Bonapartism will end in no- 
thing beyond ruining Louis Philij^, by un- 
dermining the fidelity of his army. Is no fii- 
ture career, then, open to this young man, 
possessed, as he has shown himself to be, of 
a vigorous intellect and a noble disposition ? 
Is no career a worthy one, it may oe asked 
in return, but the pursuit of supreme power ? 
Here we gladly avail ocurselves of the words 
of Carrel, who by dint of reflection, and by a 
thorough knowledge oft he spirit of his time, 
bad conquered in himself an original tendency 
decidedly Bonapartist ; and who resisted iht 
overtures of N^xdeon Louis's emissaries. * If 
this young man,' said he, * can comprehend 
the real interests of fVance, — ^if he can forget 
his title of Imperial Witimacy to remember 
only the sovereign^ of the people, then, and 
only then, he may be destiiied to pli^ a dis^ 
tineuished part.' "—J. M. » 

What the future of France shall be, who 
will venture to predict ? That the new £m- 
pMoror now sits firmly on his throne, we con- 
sider certain. Has he the wisdom of preser- 
vation, as well as the craft of acquisition? 
This subject we may consider in a future 
paper. 



Lewis Cass, Jr^ our consul at Rome, is not 
recalled, as has been reported, but will re* 
main at the Papal Court, at least during the 
administratian of Gen. Fierce. 



S8 



BIZARRE. 



§i^arre among tje |leio Joob. 



NO-reS AMO BMBNOATlONa TO T>4B 
TEXT OF •MAK.ePKARB. 

— For this book which Redfidd has just pub- 
lisl^ed in a handsome 12ino. of 533 pages, the 
pnblic are indebted to Mr. J. Pajne CoUler, a 
distinguished English 8hakspearian commen- 
tator and annoti^tor. It is a masterly work, 
come from whence it may have done originally. 
It dears up doubts and surmises whidi have 
forever hung over oertain passages of the 
great bajnd. Readings of a peculiar class, 
wiiich have been always received as orthodox, 
it annihilates; while passages whi<^ have 
hitherto been shrouded in darkness, it illumi- 
nates with palpable daylight. 

We imd«*8tand that the commentators of 
England are, some of them, down upon Mr. 
Ck>llier ; indeed, he himself, in a letter to a 
London literary paper, speaks of certain gen- 
tlemen — editors and would-be-editors — ^who 
are vehemently whetting their knifes to cut 
him open for a carbonado. One of th^n has 
already '* rushed into print," and the others 
are preparing to follow up tiie first blow. He 
adds, *' I shall soon have so much ink spilt 
upon me, that I expect to be bladder than my 
own name." 

A reasonable man has, we think, only to 
examine Mr. Collier's book to pronounce it 
the best, of its kind, ev^ issued. It bears, 
every where on its pages, the strongest clauns 
to authenticity. We can readily imadfie 
that those gentlemen who amuse themsdves 
but puQish type, by making vasUy obsourer 
the obsQurities of Shakspeare, through end- 
less Hotiss and comments, should war upon 
a darkness-dissipator like Collier's fdio. It 
reduces the per{»exities of years to plun A B 
C ; andy so far as it goes, leaves them '< not a 
loop to hang a doubt on." They might just 
as wdl print folios to elucidate the fact that 
two and two makes four, as longer to indulge 
in donbtff as to any points trei^ed of on its 



n^.i 



r. Collier gives, in his tntnxiucti(m, par- 
ticulars as to the procuring of the sin^lar 
volulne from which his materials are derived. 
It was a copy of the folio of ** Mr. William 
fihakspeare's Comedies, and Histeries, and 
Tragedies," first published in 1632, and a re- 
print of a previous impression, in the same 
form, in 1623. It was again reprinted in 
1664, with additional plays ; and again, for 
the fourth time, in 1685. The volume is not 
perfect. It wants four leaves at the end of 
** Cymbeline," and there are several defi- 
ciencies in the IkmH' of the work. The entire 
volume consists of 900 pages, divided between 
36 plays. Besides the correetion of literal 
and verbal errors, the punctuation has been 



set right throoehoot There is no page with- 
out ten to thii^ emendations ; and their a^ 
grqnrte does not fall short of 20>000 ! 

The volume also contains considerably 
more than a thousand chiinges, where letters 
are add^ or expunged, whore words are sup- 
plied or stricken out, car where lines and Ben- 
t^ioes, omitted by the early printer, have 
been inserted, together with all the emcnda* 
tions of a similar kind. Mr. Collier does not 
adopt all the changes suggested by the volune, 
and plainly states his reasons why he docs 
not. 

The history of the manner in which Mr. 
Collier's rare folio came into his hands, ho 
thus gives : 

** In the spring of 1849, 1 happened to be 
in the shop of the late Mr. Rodd, of Great 
Newport st^^eet, at the time when a package 
of books arrived fit)m the country : my im- 
pression is that it came from Bedfordshire, 
out I am not at dl certain upon a point whidi 
I looked upon as a matter of no importanoe. 
He opened the pared in my preseoce, as he 
had often done before in the course of ray 
thirty or forty years' acquaintance with him, 
and looking at the backs and title-pages of 
several vdumes, I saw that they were ckkAj 
works of little interest to me. Two folios, 
however, attracted my attention, one of thea 
gilt on the sides, and the other in rou^ calf: 
the first was an excellent cppy of florio'i 
" New World of Words," 1611 , with the name 
of Henry Osbom {whom I mistook at the mo- 
ment for his odebrated namesake, Francis) 
upon the first leaf; and the other a copy of 
the second folio of Shakspeare*s Plays, much 
cropped, the covers dd and greasj, and, as I 
saw at a glance on opening them, miperfoet at 
the beginning and end. Conduding hastily 
that the latter would complete another poor 
copy of the second foho, which I had bought 
of the same bookseller, and whioh I had for 
some years in mypossessioB, and wanting the 
former for my use, I bought them both, the 
Florio for twelve, and the Shakspeare for 
thirty shillings. 

As it tum^ out, I at first repented my 
baigun as regarded the Shakspeare, beoaose, 
when I took it home, it appeared that two 
leaves which I wanted were waiit for my pur- 
pose, Qot merely by being too shcMt, but 
damaged and defaced; thus disappointed, I 
threw it by, and did not see it again, until I 
made a sdeotion of books I would take with 
me on quittii^ London. In the mean time, 
finding that I could not readily remedy the 
defidencies in my other oopy of the folio, 
1632, 1 had parted with it ; and when I re- 
moved into the country, with my family, in 
the spring of 1850, in order that I might not 
be without some copy of the second folio for 
the purpose of reference, I took with me that 
which is the foundation of the present w<»k. 



BIZARRE AblOmO THE NEW BOOKS. 



50 



It was whik fwUiar my books together ior 
nmanl^ that I first obfieired some max^LS in 
in the »aigui of this folio : bat it was subse- 
qnMBlly placed npon an npper shdf , and I did 
Bot take it down until I hul oecasimi to eon* 
sidt it. It then struck me that Thomas Per* 
kins, winee name, with Uie Addition of '< bis 
BedDe»" was upon the cover, might be the old 
actor who had perfimned in Marlowe's '' Jew 
of Mait^" OQ its rerival shortly bdore 1633. 
At this time I fimoied that the binding was 
of ahavt that date, and that the volume might 
have been his ; bat in the first place, I foimd 
that his name was Richard Pcnrkins, and in 
the next I became satisfied that the rough 
catfwaanot the orinnal binding. Still, Tho* 
mas Perkins misht haye been a descendiant of 
Bidiard ; and uiis circumstance and others 
iadDced me to eiamine the rolume more par- 
tieolarly : I then discovered, to my surprise, 
that there was hardly a page which did not 
praeBt, in a hand-writing of the time, some 
eoiflDdatioiis in the pointing or in the text, 
while en most of tnem th^ were fi-equent, 
and on many numerous. 

Of cooise I now submitted the folio to a 
most carnal scrutiny : and as it occupied a 
coBsiderabk time to complete the in^>ection> 
how much more must it have consumed to 
make the alteratioas ? The ink vras of vari- 
oisriiades, difiering sometimes on the same 
page, and I was once disposed to think that 
two distinct hands had been employed upon 
them: this notion I have since a^mdoned; 
and I am now decidedly of opinion that the 
Mae writing prevails from beginning to end, 
botthat the amendments must have been in* 
trodaeed from time to time, during, periiaps. 
the course of several years. The changes in 
pasotoation alone, always made with nicety 
and patience, must have required a long po- 
lioA, considering their number; the other 
alliratkos, sometimes most minute, extending 
em to turned letters and typographical trifies 
of that kind, from their v^ nature could not 
hare been introduced with ra^^ditr, while 
maiiy of the errata must have severely tasked 
the industry of the old corrector." 

The cause of these numerous errors in 
Shakspeare are explained — we use the lan- 
guage of the Tribtme reviewer : 

**The first edition of his plays was not 
poblisfaed until seven years after his death, 
which took place in 1616. The copy was 
made for the printer, in the first instance, by 
penons who wrote down the dialogue as they 
iieavd it on the stage. Instead of receiving 
the last touches of Sxe author, it was in fact 
the crude sketch c^ a reporter. K was diffi- 
cak to obtain a play for the press. The ort- 
ginals were sidd to theatrical managers, who 
didtheb utmost to prevent them from ap- 
pearing in print, and when they were brought 
out, it was usually by sorr^titious means. 



During the life time of Shakspeare, nearly 
half df his productions remained in manu- 
script, and not one can be pointed out in the 
publication of whidi he was coneemed. He 
seems to have lost all interest in his works 
after his retirement to Stratford, and no doubt 
thought they were beyond his controL Under 
these drcumstaneest it is remarkaUe that the 
text is not disfigured by a greater number of 
errors than even those with which it bow 
abounds." 

We have no space at present to give speci- 
mens of the character of these enuendations ; 
indeed, a few disjdnted extracts hardly suf- 
fice to show the admirable diaracter oif the 
book, as a whole. It most be exunined page 
by page to be fully appreciated. The great- 
est excitement has been caused by its appear- 
ance in England, while lovers of Shakspeare 
in our own country are all on the qui vive re- 
garding the same. We learn that many dis- 
tinguished dramatists with us have already 
adopted its suggestions. One of them. Miss 
Kimberlv, the clever tragedierme now or lately 
at the Chestnut f has been solicited to read one 
<^ Shakspeare's plays for the benefit of a cha- 
rity in New York city, and we are asMired 
that if 1^ does so, she will adopt the text of 
Collier's old folio. Charles Keam, it is added* 
has adopted it at his theatre in London ; in- 
deed, we hazard nothing in prophecying that 
it will, eventually, be unexcepti<«iable and 
everywhere approved authority. 

TRAVBUtt IIM BQVIPT- AMO RAl-BO"n|sJ«. 

— Messrs. Lippiiusott, Grambo A^ Co., of oar 
city, are the publishers of this workl It em- 
braces 172 very handsomely printed pages, 
and is fi^m the pen of Dr. J. Thomas. It 
possesses the merit of being a ver^ modest 
record of travds, done up in the familiar style 
of letters, and oSeTS many very sensible views 
and impressions. 

The writer was fortunate in being among the 
first to witness the lately discovei^ and sin- 
gular ruins of Hadjar Khem in Malta, as well 
as the vast subterranean halls, near the site 
of the ancient city oi Memphis. He also vis* 
ited Palestine at a season, when the beauties 
both of cHmate and country were exhibited 
to the greatest advantage, and writes of all 
he saw briefly and sensibly- He seems to 
avoid any thing like extravagance; indeed 
his matter-of-fact way of telling a story, which 
his predecessors have related with so many 
flourishes, is yery striking. He goes from 
Jaffii to the Dead Sea, indeed, with apparently 
as much ooolness and composure as we would 
foot it to West Philadelphia or Man^nk. 
This is worthy of mark, as an originakty in 
this book. We are inclined to note it as a fea* 
ture, indeed, demanding attention. 

But let us give a specimen or two. Here 
we have the autiuyr's first sight of Jemaalem : 

'* Our road to Jerusalem, lay through the 



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soQtb part of the i^un of Sharon. Rarely, if 
erer, haye I seen a more fertile or delightifal 
region. On every side were orchards of fig 
aid apricot trees, and pomegranate grores, in 
Inxnnant bloom ; although to the right d us, 
plain in sight, was the desert which separates 
Palestine &om Egypt, with scarce a solitary 
shrub to relieve the wide and dreary waste 
6i ydli>w sand. That afternoon we passed 
an extensive field or meadow, in which we 
saw upwards of a himdred camels, of all 
ages and sizes, grazing ; as for the herds of 
donkeys and flocks of Uack goats that we 
met, they were not to be numbei^. After a 
ride of about three hours and a half, we ar- 
rived at Ramleh, and put up at the Latin con- 
vent, there being no inn or hotel in the place. 
This town contains a pretty good fruit mar- 
ket, and a number of palm-tiecs. We saw, 
just as we were about entering the place, sev- 
eral exceedingly fine fields of tobacco, such 
as would have been no discredit to the most 
fertile districts of Old Virginia. But what 
most interested me, was a remarkable and 
somewhat extensive ruin, the base of which 
was perhaps eight or ten feet below the sur- 
hce of the ground ; the roof or ceiling was 
formed by a series of fine arches, and sup- 
ported at the points between the arches, by a 
number of columns of mason work. The 
building, as we afterwards learned, was con- 
structed by the Crusaders as a storehouse for 
grain. Ramleh has probably from one to 
two thousand inhabitants, and although it 
now presents a miserable dilapidated appear- 
ance, the character of its different ruins, show 
that it was once a place of considerable wealth 
and importance. Early on the following 
day we passed the eastern line of the plain <» 
Sharcm, and the rest of our way lay for the 
most part through an exceedingly rugged and 
hilly or rather mountainous country. Ehiring 
this journey, we saw great numbers of storks, 
both on the plain of ^aron and after we had 
Altered the mountains. They appeared to me 
to be about the size of our wild geese, though 
their legs are much longer. Their wings are 
dark, but the neck, breast, and the greater 
part of the body is white or light colored. 
The hills between Jaffa and Jerusalem are 
composed chiefly of solid-lime stone rock, the 
strata of which vary exceedingly in inclina- 
tion; sometimes they are neany horizontal, 
and not unfirequently exhibit an undulating 
or wave-like appearance. As we apjHroach 
Jerusalem, the hills or mountMns present a 
very singular aspect. It would seem as if the 
whole country had been furrowed by vast ai^l 
deep ynXLeys running nearly parallel to each 
other, and that other valleys, also nearly par- 
allel to each other, had crossed the first at an 
oblique angle. The mountains in the vicinify 
of Jerusalem present, at least at this season 
of the year, an arid, sterile, and forbidding 



aspect. In fiict, their summits are eenerally, 
if not always, nothijEjE bnt a naked mass of 
stones or rock* The hills are so steep, 
and the stones so abundant, that one is alinost 
at a loss to conceive how chariots could ever 
have been used in this region of country. 

At length we saw the walls and towers of 
Jerusalem in the distance, but tilie appear- 
ance was far less nu^estic and imposing than 
I had imagined. It should, however, be ob-> 
served, that the ap{M*oach from Jafia U not 
favOTable for seeing the city to the best ad- 
vantage. I have little doabt that, had I 
first viewed it fn»n the Mount of Olives, 
all my expectations would have been real- 
ized.'* 

He does up the Dead Sea in a few para- 
graphs, as follows : 

'* The next morning, having a long and ar- 
duous journey before us, we rose at dayt»«ak 
and took our break&st by torchlight. We 
then directed our course south*eastward to 
the lower part of the Jordan, about three 
miles from its ^itrance into the Dead Sea. 
Our road lay across a level plain, partially 
covered with a variety of shrubs, among 
which a peculiar species of thorn was most 
conspicuous. Just as it was becoming light 
enough for us to trace distinctly the dark 
outlines of the mountains of Moab — who«e 
utter barrenness and desolation seem still to 
bear witness <^ the wrath of Heaven, from 
the time when the Lord rained upon Sodom 
and Gomorrah *' brimstone and fire," and the 
** smoke of ihe country went up as the smc^e 
of a furnace ;" — a black cloud, which had been 
gathmng on the neighboring hills, suddenly 
overspread the sky and discharged several 
dazzling streams of lightning upcm the moon- 
tains ami the sea. The deep booming aoiind 
of the thunder as its reverberations swept 
across the vast and desc^te valley, combined 
with the fearful associations connected with 
this region, added an indescribable charm to 
the magnificence and sublimity of the seene. 
There was soon after a dight eaower, the <uily 
rain that we saw while in Palestine. 

After a ride of rather more than an hour 
firom the site of our previous encampment, 
we arrived at the banks of the Jordan. At 
this place the stream is no more than fifteen 
or twenty yards wide, but it is deep and 
flows with a great deal of force. The w^er 
though turbid is entirely fresh, notwithstand- 
ing, such quantities of salt are found boUi on 
the plain aod on the banks of the Dead Sea, 
two or three miles farther south. As all those 
who viat the Jordan at this season, bathe in 
its waters, it is not necessary to say that we 
did so. This operation, I diould think, 
would be attended with some danger to such 
as are not good swimmers, as the current is 
not only deep, but very strong and somewhat 
irregular, sometimes producing eddies, and 



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MMetnnes mshiiig from one side of tbe ohan- 
ad to the other. After gathering a few peb- 
bftei from its shores as mementos for oar 

'frioidsathome, and taking a specimen or two 
tf the reeds with which the banks, of the 

I rirer sffe lined, we rode southward to the Dead 

: 8ea. As the son had now become exceeding* 

; ]j hot, it was thon^t scarcely prudent to 
ba^e in these (as deemed by some) deadly 
waters. I had» howerer, a fancy to test the 
leoemd statements respecting their nature 
and quality. A single mouthful was abund* 
mtly sofBcient to satisfy my curiosity. Their 
bfttemess and pungency rally equalled my 
most sanguine expectations. The water is, 
nerertheless, most beautifully transparent, 
the pebbles at the bottom appearing exceed- 
io^j distinct at the depth of several fret. 
Dvmg our short stay, some pieces of bitu- 
mea were picked up on the shore, justifying 
the name formerly giren, of Asphaltic Sot." 

I The book is well worth a perusal, which 
can be accomplidied in an hour or two. We 
reeonmend it just for what it is — plain, brief 
matter-of-fact, and, we question not, rdia- 

I Ue. The author nerer expected to set the 
rirer on fire, it is evident, when he sent his 

' maonscript to his printers ; and, hence, nei- 
ther he nor his fnends will be surprised if 
wqA an erent should not follow the publica- 
tioB of the same. 
mmmtcrm and MiaosLLJMMiaa -bj onet Ac«iiw. 

— Ifr. A. Hart, of this city, has lately pub- 
liAed a very neat Tolume — 12mo., 310 pages 
^aabracing choice cnllings from the nusoel- 
laiMDOs writings of Grace Aguilar, author of 
the "Women of Israel," " Vale of Cedars," 
"Mother's Recompense," "Days of Bruce," 
ie. They were selected from the author's 
uMMcrip ts by her mother, and comprise a 
▼aritty of subjects. Some of them are her 
ewtter eompositions, And lack the ferror, 
itmgth, aiul finidi, which characterize her 
kle ^tiductions, while others are in her very 
best style. The Tolume must command the 
U^ faror which has been awarded to its pre- 
deeewDfs. Grace Asuilar stands in the lead* 
i9g naks of the brilliant writers of the 19th 
c«t«iy, though called to another worid at a 
p«ied of youth when her full genius could 
not have iknreloped itsdf. 

VBAR BOOK OP PAOTa FOR 1KX 

— This is a reprint of a London book, which, 
like Hs predecessor, is filled with the most 
rahiable materiel, bearing upon science and 

1 art. Mr. A. Hart, of this aty. is the pub- 

! liflher. The author is Mm Tunbs, editm* of 

the Arcana of Science and Art, His facts are 

gadwred fit>m all quarters of the ciyilised 

vorld, and especially from such a powerful 

as tibe " UniTersal Yankee Kation." 



Moore, Anderson, Wilstach and 



Keys, <^ Cincinnati, hare puUiriied a lif^ of 
Dr. Chahners, — 12mo., 435 pages,— a copy 
of which they have sent us tnmigh Messrs. 
Lindsay and Blackiston, of our city. It is 
edited by the Rer. James C. Moffat, Professor 
of Latin, and Lecturer on History, in Prince- 
ton (N. J.) College, and embraces but an out* 
line (^ Dr. Chalmer's career. The best au- 
thorities hare been consulted, howerer, in 
makine it up ; among them, the Memoirs of 
Dr. Hanna. Compressed within the limits 
above noted, but an outline of Dr. Chahner's 
career, of coulee, could be given ; but enough 
is offered, with abridged extracts from his 
journals, letters, and speeches, to ccmrey an 
excellent idea of the man. 

mOT-OmAl. aKB^OH^OOK Om fBBNMaVI.. 
VANIA. 

— This is an admirable work, a second edi- 
tion of which has lately been published by 
William Bromwell, No. 195 Chestnut street. 
It treats of Pennsylvania, her scenery, inter- 
nal improvements, resources, and agriculture ; 
all of which are described in a most pleasin||^ 
style ; and emanates from the pen of Mr. Eh 
Bowen, a gentleman of research and talent, 
until recently connected with the general post 
office department, as Washingtcm. It is il- 
lustrat<ki with over two hundred handsome 
engravings, and, altogether, is got up in a 
very beautiful manner. We notice, by the 
way, that it is dedicated to John Tucker, 
Esa. , President of the Reading Rail-Road Co., 
and a gentleman of enterprize and worth, to 
whom Pennsylvania is indebted for much of 
her present prosperity, certainly so fhr as the 
devdopment of her coal interests is concerned. 

THm ^O^ULAR BDUOA-rOR, 

— We have the first number of a wwk with 
this title, puUished by Alexander Moot^ 
menr, in New Yoric, and sold by C. J. Price 
t do.. No. 7 Hart's Building. The pUn of 
the work — an admin^le one--i^pears to be 
to give information in a popular style, as to 
language, natural history, matheniatics, all 
matters, indeed, whether of science or the 
arts, and to fhmish it, handsomely printed, 
at a low price. The number before us is em- 
bellished with a portrait of Washington. 
Such a work as this was wanted in our ooun- 
try, and certainly ought to succeed. 

f ittm^ anb Smntific §mxf, 

— We are indebted to Messrs. Getz, Buck & 
Co., for the May number of Harper. 

— A New Toik journal in the course of an 
article on the prominent newspapers which 
have existed in the ooon^ since the fbrma- 
tion of the government, wui speaks of the 
old Jiirora of PhiUdelphia: ''This Gaaetta 



BIZARRl. 



9t one time was the Democratic Bible <^ its 
party. Its circulation, the times considered, 
was immense. Its hostility to Federalism did 
not pusilanimoual^ wait till the death of 
Washington, but it bearded even the noble 
lion in his den. When Washington's term of 
service expired, Tke Aurora said *Naw, 
Lord, let thj servant depart,' so great was its 
joy over the close of the * anti-French' Admin- 
istration. The accompanying rhetoric to this 
text, so exasperated the Spring Garden Butch- 
ers, who were Washingtonian Federalists, 
many of them veterans of his army, that they 
^tted The Aurora office, pitched the types 
mto the street, and wreaked Uieir huge mus- 
cular indignation on the printing materials 
which had blackened the nero of their wor- 
ship." 

— A new work by Lamartine, a History of 
the age of the Medicis is announced. A good 
theme is this for the sparkling poet-historian. 
The work will be published in the feuilleton 
of the PeySf a Parisian journal. 

— Putnam for May is capital. We shaU be 
compelled, we think, to pronounce this new 
monthly, the Blackwood of America. The 
** Railroad Lyric" is good ; so is " Vilette and 
Ruth ;" so, in ^t, almost every article in the 
number before us. There is nothing about 
the Dauphin, nor yet a single "pictur." — 
Strange, this ! 

— Color-blindness, quite'a common infirmity, 
consists of the inability to distingush one co- 
lor from another. Professor George Wilson 
has an article in a London journal on the sub- 
ject, wherein he states many interesting facts. 
One doctor declares, that it occurs in one 
male among twenty ; another found five cases 
among forty youtlus in Berlin. Prof. Wilson 
has long suspected its prevalence from the 
errors which he found the students of his 
chemistry classes making in reference to the 
colors of precipitates a;^ the like, — and on 
making more imeeial inquiry he has found his 
suspicions rerined. Among his puf^ls he has 
encountered two marked examples of <K>lor- 
blindness, — and five other subjects of this 
affisction hare made themselves known to 
him. One of the two pupils has fonrrela- 
tires who have the same peculiarity of vision 
as himself. Prof. Allen Thomson, of the Uni- 
versity of Glasgow, states that about ten 
years ago he made some investigations into 
the frequency of color-blindness, and was led 
from the number of cases he encountered to a 
conclusion similar to Prof. W.'s, — ^namely 
that it rendered the employment of colored 
signals on railways perilous to the safety of 
the public. Prof. Kelland, of the Unirersity 
of ^inburg, has found among some 150 stu- 
dents, three examples of marSsd color-blind* 
ness :— one, however, of the cases winch he 
encountered occurs among these 150t but was 



not made known to Prof. Kellaiid. So that 
amcme the Edinburg students, so far as they 
have been examined this winter, 1 in S7 or 
38 is defective in appreciation of coknr. 

— The New York Review has been placed on 
our table by Mr. Wm. Brewster, agent for 
Philadelphia. It is admirable ; and we shall 
take pleasure in noticing its contents hereaf- 
ter somewhat more particularly. 

— Dr. Hooker has justpublished a handsome 
pamphlet, entitled **Tne Church of Rome, 
or the Babylon of the Apocalypse," embrac- 
ing a portion of the well-known Hulseian Lec- 
tures of Dr. Wadsworth, Canon of Westmin- 
ster. 

— Our table is loaded down with new works, 
which we shall notice as fast as we can read 
them. Among them is Arthurs latest tale,— 
" The Old Man's Bride," published by Charies 
Scribner; several books from the Harpers, 
Stanford & Swords, and other New York pub- 
lishers, as wdl as several from Lippincott, 
Grambo & Co., Moore and others of our own 
village. 

— A new v(dume— the ninth— of the great 
edition of the works of Galileo Galilei, pub- 
lished by order of the Grand Duke of Tusca- 
ny, has just nmde its appearance at Florence. 
Its chief interest consists in the doc^unenbuy 
history of the celebrated Gahleo process, 
drawn from the original records preseved in 
the Vatican. It contains also, a large mass 
of correspondence, including letters to or fixwi 
Castelli, Cavalieri, Cesi, Campanello, Gassen- 
di, Micangio, and Torricelh. — This makes 
the forth volume of the Galileo Corr^pon- 
deuce. 

— The '' Correspondenu of the Revohtion,^* 
to be edited by Jabso Spabks, is amxHCOced 
at Boston. It will oontain letters fix>m more 
than a hundred individuals, who acted a con- 
spicuous part in our revolutionary drama^ and 
who were among the oorrespondents of Wa^ 
ington. 

— M. Nbstob Roqttxplan, the manago* of the 
Grand^pera of FHsiris, has publish^, uhder 
the tiUe of La Vie Parisienne^ a ccdlection ef 
theatrical reminiscences, sketches of trav^, 
literary fragments, and such other intoUecta- 
al baggage as he has judged would interest 
the universe. 



(Mm Smrs-Smtd. 



TH4« K/ioo««-r>r Of hAmm, vto>a/k. 
-^ The London Athenaum doses up its second 
notice of Mrs. Stowe's ** Key to Unde Tom " 
thus: 

<< The modesty which leads the writer to 
assume that her great success is exdusiTely 
attributable to the cause in which she labored 



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53 



is «lao worthy of remark. Aitogether, we 
most prcmounce the 'Key to Uncle Tom's 
C^m^ a most efiective book. The abettors 
of drnveiy hare not been wise in their genera- 
tioQ, in proToking a reply from HIm mere 
nOTclist ' so condusiye aini so crashing on 
all the really important parts of the contro- 
rersT in which they have engaged.'^ 

"The modesty" — ahem! " provoking a re« 
1^ from the mere novelist'* — ahem again ! 
1%e anihar of "Unde Tom's Cabin" is, at 
least, not consistent in her modesty, else how 
is it that Ae goes three thousand miles away 
from home to be lionized; among Englishmen, 
too, the bitterest enemies of her native land. 
We shall take leave to qnesti<Hi at least an ex- 
e«sj<jf modesty in the author of " Unde Tom's 
Oabm** for many reasons ; but principally be- 
canse she makes hersdf the oljgect of feastings 
and janketings all over EnglaiMi and Scotland, 
and accents gratuities — ^puroperly speaking, 
ahnB — of fifty pounds at a time ; JudM money 
— earned, as we maintain, by standers on her 
own country, her own home and fireside, 
bought by oceans of blood and tears, through 
the struggle of the RevoluUon ; wrested at a 
sacrifice of heart-breiUdngs, hunger, thirst, 
wearying toil, violent agonized death, from 
the enislaviilig hands of those who are now 
toasting, fee£ng, and rewarding the modest 
author of " Unde Tom's Cabin.^' " Provok- 
ing a reply !" Nothing provoked a second 
book from the author of *' Uncle Tom," we 
suspect, but the success of the first One 
lartane had been made ; another was wanted. 
It is our opinion Mrs. Stowe will be " pro- 
voked to reply" just so long as the people are 
disposed to buy her slanders on her country- 
men ; just so long as she can enjoy the de- 
tightfnl benefits arising from English ovations, 
and abns-givings of f^glish gold. 

V MjummtM Au-rooRAPMflk 

— Lord Nelson's correspondence with Lady 
ftnmlton, was latdy sold in London. The 
lettrarB in Nelson's own hand writing amount- 
ed to about 300 in number, and brought sums 
v«yiTC from lOs. to 23/. The treasure of 
the collection was the last letter which the hero 
of Trafalgar lived to write. The papers say 
it ia written on thick grey-blue letter paper, 
and was found in his cabin unfinished titer 
the battle in which he received his death- 
shot. Sir Thomas Hardy and Dr. Scott in- 
closed it to Lady Hamilton in a sheet of Ibols^ 
cap, and sealed the envelope with their seals. 
This treasure brought 23/.,— and was bought 
by the British Museum. It runs as foltows : 
" Victory, Oct n, 1805, noon, 
Cadis, £.&E. Id leagues. 
^ My dearest b^oved Emma, the dearfHend 
«f my bQeom.*-4he signal has been made that 
thftentmr'aoombfaied fleet ar« oonung out of 
port. We have very little wind, so that I 



have no hopes of seeing them before tomor^ 
row. May the Qod of battles crown my en- 
deavors with suooeas: at all events, I will 
take care that my name shall ever be most 
dear to you and Horatia, both of wbomllove 
as mxicAk as my own life. And as my last 
writing, bdbre the battle, will be to you, so I 
hope in God that I shall live to finish my let- 
ler after the battle. May Heaven bless you» 
prays your Nblson and Bbonte. 

" Oct. 20th. — In the morning we were close 
to the mouth of the Straits, but the wind had 
not come far enough to the westward to allow 
the combined fleets to weather the ajhoals elf 
Trafalgar ; but they were counted as far as 
forty sail of ships of war, which I suppose to 
be thirty-four of the line, and six frigates. 
A group of them was seen off Cadi^ this 
morning, but it blows so very fresh, and 'thick 
weather, that I rather believe they will go 
into the harbor before night. May Qod Al- 
mighty give us success over these felloe, 
and enable us to.ge^ a peace." 

It bears the following words in Lady Ham- 
ilton's penmanship : — " This letter was found 
open oh his desk, and brought to Lady Ham- 
ilton by Captain Hardy, Oh, miserable, 
wretched Emma — Oh, glorious and happy 
Nelson !" ^ 

The letters most cagerl v contended for were 
those, of course, in which, in the language of 
journalists, "the Nelson touch" was most 
characteristically exhibited; — such as, his 
thirst for battle — his burning desire to be up 
with the French and at them— or his calm 
and modest confidence that victory would not 
fail him. Others again, were eagerly sought 
—and these chiefly on the first day — which 
bore for their seal the large and beautiful pro- 
file of Lady Hamilton. Some which alluded 
to the hero's house at Merton, and to his de- 
sire to be on shore, were much in request, 
and brought good prices. 4/. 10s. were given 
fbr a letter written 1799, in which he says — 
** I long to be at the French fleet as much as 
ever a Miss longed for a husband, but pru- 
dence stops me. They will say, this cried-up 
Nelson is afraid with eighteen slups to attack 
twenty-two. The thought kills me." The 
sum of 8/. was well laid out in obtaining a 
long letter, with this Nelson-like writing in 
it : — ** John Bull, we know, calculates nothing 
right that does not place the Brtish fleet along- 
side that of France. I have now traversed a 
thousand leagues of sea after them. French 
fleet, Vrenoh fleet*-is all I want to have an- 
swered me. I shall never rest till I find 
them — and they shall neither, if I can get at 
them." * 

The total produce of the sale, including the 
breakfost service, was 5011* Gs. 6(i. 

There is more than one of our Sanctum vis- 
itors who would very much liked to have 
dipped into these Ndionian rdi^M. P«r- 



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haps, some fciture explorings abroad, may 
bnng a specimen or two m>m the mine of 
treamires. Never did any creature watch for 
its prej more unceasingly than do those <^ 
our Sanctum autographiafiats for an old man- 
nscript or an eminent signature ; and when- 
erer one of them obtains a treasure in this 
way, it is fbnny to see with what delight 
he announces tiie fact to his fellow-chiffoniers. 
T'He coiMOER-re o^ "vm Rm-rrr oim mutjw 

— Have been, in point of credit gained by 
him, as a performer on the violin, very bril- 
liant. He certainly is a lad of rare musical 
penius ; and we have every reason to believe, 
if he continues on as he has begun, there will 
be, fiveyears hence, few violinists to surpass 
him. He executes the most difficult compo- 
sitionf of the masters, and with both ease and 
grace. His performances of '< Artot's arrange- 
ment of " Sonnambula," De Beriot's, ** Tre- 
molo,'* and the famous "Carnival," of Paga- 
nini, were surpassing fine. He has had Qie 
best of teaching, at the band of his excellent 
father, Mr. J. Goodall ; himself, not only a 
superior pianist and violincellist, but also a 
very fine performer on the violin. Mr. G. 
sings, we would add, very tastefhlly, and 
treated the audiences at his son's soirees with 
exquisite ballads. The entertainments were 
also enriched by the vocalism of Madam Ju- 
lien, a new but wdoome artiste. A compli- 
mentary ben^t to Mr. Goodall is talked of, 
when his brilliant son and Madam Julien will 
again have an opportunity of appearing. Some 
of the leading gentlemen of tne press are en- 
gaged in this movement, as creditable to them, 
by the way, as it is also one highly honorable 
to the beneficiary. Apropos : one of the cri- 
tics talks about yooi^Goodall's violin being 
a poor instrument. The ear, we think, mu^ 
be at fault with this knight of the quill. Got- 
tain it is, that the very violin in question, is a 
genuine Cremona, and oas been in use upwards 
of half a century I For sixty years, at least, 
it was the property of young Goodall's grand- 
fiither, a tmormer who enjoyed high repute 
abroad. It is indeed a gem of an instrument : 
an old Cremona, friend critic ; do you hear ? 
an old Cremona ! Rayed upon so {ong has it 
been that its every pore is filled with delicious 
melody. 

A OANOIO OONF««»IOM. 

— BiZABEB had occasion the other day to 
wait on a bustling ^booksdler of our city, 
when he had the pleasure (jf holdine » confab 
with him, touching a multitude or suhjects, 
among which that of magazines and newspa- 
pers wa# included. Our fHend was candid in 
all he said— very candid ; and we heard the 
wisdom which dropped from his lips, with 
pleasure, if not profit. He spared no one, not 
even oursdves, in his censures. He conld'nt 
endure Harper*s Magatine ; bat he ^oricd in 



Putnam. He revelled in the pages of the Ltf- 
erary World; "but he never read Bizabsb! 
*« Pbancy our feelinx !" Did we get up and 
leave the presence in a huff, when uiis candid 
confession was made ? Not at all. We atill 
sat, quietly sat, toe to toe, &ce to face, with 
our plain-speaking fHend, loddng him anxi- 
ously and earnestly full in the eye. We ra- 
ther think he set us down as a person who 
could listen to disagreeable— truths shidl we 
say? — announcements, about ourselyes, as 
cooly and philosophically as any man liv- 
ing. After a time our magnifico oondnded ; 
and, — ^what really did hurt our fodings,— he 
did'nt give us an advertisement. Booksellers 
may call Bieabrb *'weak," <* stupid,'' any 
thing they like ; nay, they may pronounce oar 
little dariing as big a humbug as Harper: 
only let them give us their advertising, for this 
very nicely makes the pot boil. What do we 
care if they do not like our catering. So feng 
as the aforesud pot belongs to us, we ^all 
fill it with meat or vegetables, just as suits us. 
Send along your tad, and cul us what you 
please. 

A VAL-UASLJI WAHTOH. 

— At a soiree ^ven by Mr. Weld at the apart- 
ments of the RojmI Society in Londcm, ihe 
<< Newton Collection," h^V bequeathed to 
the Society by the Rev. C. Turner, was eidii- 
bited for the first time. Among the arddes 
is the philosopher's gdd watch, in a richly- 
chased ease, bearing a medallion with New- 
ton's likeness, and uie following inscription : 
"Mrs, Catharine Conduit to Sir Isaac New- 
ton, Jan. 4, 1708." 

New K/iueio 

— We are indebted to J. E. Gould, saocessor 
to A. Fiot, for the following late music : " Les 
Fleurs des Dames," a brilliant waltz, ocnn- 
posed by Ma^am Hertz, and dedicated to 
Mens. £. R. Scherr,— «« Adonis Polka»" de^ 
cated to Sfiss Harriet Taylor, b^ Herman L. 
Schriener, — " Les EtinceUes," six melodious 
fantasies, variations and rondos for the piaao, 
by Frederick Burgmuller,—'< Yalsede Salem," 
dedicated to Madam Franklin Peale, by Kraa- 
cis Groebel,-4md «< L'Entree au Salon," a 
collection of elegant meiceauz from favorite 
operas. All these pieces are beautifiiDy 
printed. 

— CoL. WiLUAJc H. Maubioii has remored 
his stationary establishment from the old and 
time-honored stand at 108 Chestnut stitek» to 
a store bdow Fourth, on the opposite ^e. 
He has a beautiful place, and it is fitted up 
with Megant taste, peculiar to the Cokmel, as 
well as with that re^ud for utili ty, with wlOch 
he always makes ms business arrangemeats. 
Cd. M. enjoyed an immense trade at 108, and 
it will, doubtless, be greatly increased where 
he now is. 



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»*—***■ BraAKKK, WHAT SAT Tou, Mabgap?**— FarTuAoT. 

limn. 



rOft THE mtBK KXDIXO 

SATVROAT, MAT 14, 1853. 



SPIRITUAL DIALOGUES. 

DIALOGUE XV. 
TiMOK — SWIPT. 

Tim. (aside.) Confound this old fool of a 
fdlow, for disturbing me in this way ! {toW, 
du EMer.) Well, mortal, here I am, and be 
hanged to you ! What, in Pluto's name, do 
you want of m« ? 

IF. %he Elder, (somewhat agitated,) Really 
I — I— 4eel — profoundly — 

Ttm. Bah, bah ! None of your humbug. 
I ask again, — what do you want, and why 
bare you invaded my spiritual right, in this 
most unwarrantable manner ? A plague upon 
yoa! 

W. the. Elder. I beg ten thousand— 

Tim. Pshaw ! Curse your impudence ! 

IF. the Elder. But, my dear friend,— 

Tim. Friend, say you? How dare you 
oame that word, in my presence ? I have no 
friraid ; no, not in the wide universe ; and you 
know it, you old coxcomb. 

W. the Eld' r. Come, come, Mr. Spectre ; I 
am not used to such language as this. A lit- 
tle more civility, if you please. I should 
think you were talking to Apemantus. 

Tim. Apemantus be , and you with 

kim I (Here one Judy^ a pet terrier, entereth 
amd barketh veheinently.) - 

W. the Elder. Come away, Judy, come 

sway* H^^ ^*''® y^" — 

Tim. This is your yankce hospitahty, is 
ifef Ah, if I had only served my guests in 
tkftt way ! Never mind, though, old fellow ; 
]0i her Ulk— let her talk. 

W, the Elder. You ytmng hussy ! I am 
pecfeeUy a^iamed of you. 

/wiy. Bow, vow, vow, vow, vow, (contin^ 
ueth her vocalization till put out.) 

W. the Elder. You must excuse the slut, 
Tiwfi ; she's not well to-day. 

T'im* Poh, poh ! what made you turn her 
oal ? I pr^er oer munc to your s, any time. 

W* the Elder. Wdl, you are, by all odds, 
the crabbedest ghost I ever encountered. 

JtM. Bat what made you send for me ? 
QooMy come, explain yoursdf, without further 



*Sf-, 



\ the Elder. Oh, only for a bit of spirit* 
iri rhat : nothing more. Besides, I thought 
A Eltle change might be agreeaUe to you. 



And then, brother Swift's society is always 
remunerative, you know. 

Tim. Swift, Swift ; who's Swift ? 

W. the Elder. What ! don't you know the 
ghost? 

Tim. Not I ; by Cerberus. 

W. the Elder. Indeed! You must have 
been having a pretty quiet time of it, since 
death, not to have heard of him. 

Tim. That may be. Meanwhile, I know 
no wretch of that name. 

W. the Elder. Wretch, say you ? Many, 
come up ! What I the brilliant Dean of St. 
Patrick's, the wit, the moralist, the classic, 
the— 

Tim. He might beidl that, old man, and 
yet be supremely wretched. But, I say again, 
I have not the pain of his acquaintance. 

W. the Elder. Fie, Timon, how perverse 
^ou are ! The pain of his acquaintance ? Is 
it possible, then, that your nature is so com- 
pletely soured as this, that you must twist the 
commonest expressions of civility into their 
opposites ? Do you really mean to say, then, 
that you still harbor, at the distance of more 
than twenty centuries, the same horrible feel- 
ings that you died with ? Have you, indeed, 
turned vour back forever and ever on all the 
sweet charities of the universe ? I can't be- 
lieve anything so shocking as that. 

Tim. And who the deuce are you, pray, 
to presume to cross-question me in this style, 
and to pry thus into the misteries of eternity ? 
You had far better be minding your own little 
earthly business, let me tell you. The idea 
of a shallow mortal's pretending to compre- 
hend spiritual experiences, or to measure tneir 
duration by the paltry time-pieces of earth ! 
Bah! 

W. the Elder, Well, well, old rapper and 
tipper, you need'nt be so infernally crusty 
about it. I meant no offence. 

Tim. Who cares whether you did or not ? 
But where is this same waggish spectre, 
whom you consider such valuable companv ! 
Is this the way he keeps his appointments f 

W. the Elder, Wdl, he certainly ought to 
have whizzed in sight before this time. Hol- 
loa, by Jupiter, there he is now. (Enter Swift.) 
Ah, my dear brother Jonathan, I am delight- 
ed to see you. I was afraid you were going 
to give us the slip. 

Sufift, Brother Jonathan ? What do you 
mean by that ? Do you take me for a yan- 
kee ? 

W. the Elder, Well, what do they call you 
in spirit-land ? Doctor, Dean, Lemuel, la- 
hoo, perhaps ; eh, old fellow, how is it ? 

Svnft. You are mighty familiar on short 
acquaintance, I must say. But who, in the 
name of Heraclitus, is that M sour-krout ? 
Of all the vinegar^isaged -^osts that ever 
set schoolboys scampering, he certainly bears 
the bell. Who is he^who is he 1 



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W, the Elder, Quite an historical charaoier, 
let me tell you. 

Swift, I dare say : but who, who ? 

W, the Elder. A famous giver of good din- 
ners, in his day. But he overdid the thin^, 
poor fellow, got cornered, had to sell out his 
Athenian Fancy Stocks, at a frightful sacritice, 
hoisted the red flag ; in short, Doctor, the old 
story. 

Sunft, Yes ; but you have'nt told me who 
he is, all this time. 

W. the Elder. And instead of facing it, 
like a man, or turning Diddler, in self-defence, 
fell to cursing, made for the woods, peeled off 
his garments, and went about, for the balance 
of his stay on earth, in naturdibuSf and blas- 
pheming every man, or beast, that came with- 
m bow-shot of him. 

Stinft, Come, come; what nonsense is this, 
and why do you tease me me in this imperti- 
nent style ? If you don't introduce me forth- 
with, I'm off; that's all. 

W. the Elder. Why, Dean, Dean, how dull 
you are this morning. 

Tiin. {aside.) What are those infernal old 
fools chattering about, I wonder. 

W. the Elder. Not to know, after all these 
broad hints ! Why, who should it be, but the 
great Timon, himself. 

Swift. What! Timon of Athens? You 
don't tell me so. 

IF. the Elder. Even so ; the mighty mon- 
arch of misanthropes ; he, whose magnificent 
imprecations will live and glow, through all 
time, in the pages of the divine Inrd : whose 
epitaph will be shuddered over, while a grave 
is left to dig on earth. 

Swift. Well, you need'nt be so grandilo- 
quent about it. Come, come, introduce me. 

W. the Elder. Allow me, dear Timon, to 
make you acquainted with that most exemnla- 
ly friend and pitcher of a ghost, Jonathan 
Swift, Ex-Dean of St. Patrick's, and author 
of the famous Drapier Letters, The Tale of a 
Tub, Gulliver's Travels, and other pious vol- 
umes ; composer, moreover, of some of the 
very finest, perpetrator of some of the very 
filthiest verses in our languarge ; — 

Swift. What's that— what's that? 

W. the Elder. He who humbugged Vanes- 
sa, who mal-treated St^a, who — 

Sift. Lies, Timon, — most infamous lies. 

Ir. the Elder. In short, a tip-top good fel- 
low, and a ghost after your own heart. 

Swift. Out upon YOU, for such an absurd 
presentation as this .' I -say, old fellow, I'm 
right glad to see you. How are you — ^how 
have you been ? 

Tim. You be hanged ! 

W. the Elder. Timon, Timon ; do be civil. 

Tim. I shall do no such thing. I don't 
like his looks. I never saw a worse eye in a 
head, in all my spiritual days. 

W. the Elder, But he's my guest, remem- 



ber. Come, come, now, Timon; do foiget 
yourself, for once, and be decent; that's a 
good ghost. 

Tim. Well, well, as you will. What have 
I got pleasant to say, though ? I'm no com- 
pany for any body ; no, and never shall be 
again, I fear, through all eternity. 

W. the Elder. Why; what a dgh was 
there ! Cheer up, cheer up, old boy. Come, 
brother Swift, can't you manage to make 
yourself agreeable to our old Athenian friend 
here ? Suppose you preach us a sermon, now, 
by way of a change. You used to be a ffood 
deal of a wag, you know, in your time, ooth 
in and out of the .pulpit. 

Swift. Why, you pix>fane old wretch ! I 
Joke in the pulpit ? I never did such a thing 
in all my life. ' 

W. the Elder. You never did anything else. 
Oh, you need'nt stare so, ghost ; 1 have your 
own biographer's word for it, on the shelf 
yonder. j 

Swift. What, Mat ? Hang the felfcw :— 
he was terribly given to fibbing. 

W. the Elder. Sir Walter throws out the 
same idea, too. 

Swift. Well , perhaps I was somewhat flip- 
pant and frivolous, at times ; but I had'nt so 
bad a heart, after all, as some of my tra- 
ducers have ascribed to me. But that's nei- 
ther here nor there. Come, brother Athenian, 
and king of good haters, do brighten up. 
You actually look as if yon had b^ dining 
on unripe persimmons, for the last fifty centu- 
ries, and washing them down with red ink. 
Surely you must have a bit of spiritual news 
to tell a ghost. 

Tim. Not a thing — not a thing. 

Swift. Why, wfa^ro have you been all this 
while ? Why have'nt we stumbled over each 
other before ? 

Tim. Plato knows. 

Stcift. But what luminary do you hail 
from, anyhow ? 

Tim. Fogie. 

Swift. Fogie, fogie ? What coostdlation, 

prays 

Tim. Hardscrabble. 

Swift. Fogie, Hardscrabble? Are yon 
sure, Timon, you've got the right names f I 
never heard of any such part of the universe 
before. 

Tim. What signifies it ? You need'nt 
trouble yourself to inquire or to calL I shall 
certainly be out, if you do. 

Swift. What an incorrigible old crab you 
are, to be sure ! There's no getting anything 
out of him, landlord. 

W. the Elder. So I see. (aside.) Catch me 
asking such a ghost to tea again, m a hurry ! 
But, what route did you take, Timon, in thus 
honoring my invitation ? At what point did 
you cross the ecliptic, if it is a fair question I 

Ttm. Bah, how should I know 1 All ~ 



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ronember, is that when your infernal planet 
hore in sight, I natnrallj made for Athens, of 
ooone, ami from there, blundered along, as 
best I oould, to this dast-hole of a town of 
joora. 

W. the Elder, But why didhit you come 
direct to Qotham ? 

Ttm. Gotham? What the deuce did I 
know about Gotham ? Was'nt it all America, 
terra ino^nita, when I had the dyspepia on 
earth? 

W. ike Elder. True, true. Well, you 
finmd some charming improyements, in and 
about Athens, did ^ou not, and a correspond- 
ing rise of prices, smce your last visit ? How 
were aU your old creditors ? You stopped at 
the Themistode House, I suppose ; or, at the 
Reverey may be ? 

Ttm. You*re sarcastic, old gentleman. 

W. the Elder. Well, then, in plain Eng- 
lish, you were delighted, were you not, Ti- 
moQt to see the filth, misery, degradation, 
nnn of the city, that you died cursing ? It 
did year bitter old soul good, did'nt it, to be- 
ll^ Bach a complete realization of aU your 
maledictions? 

Tim. It certaiidy was gratifying; though 
not 80 much so as I expected. ' 

W. the Elder, [aside.) What an old sayage ! 

Swift. But, IS Athens really in such a 
Bfaodang condition ? 

Tim. It is so ; a thorough wreck, alike in 
trade, architecture and morals ; the old town, 
indeed, where I used to keep house, as dead 
as a ^k>or*nail, and its modem name-sake is a 
Tery dog-hole, presided over by a pig-headed 
Bavarian, plundered (under the name of pro- 
teetioii,) by a set of beer-swilline Austrian 
mereenarie^, and inhabited by Uie veriest 
tosfere and chicken-thieves. 

Swift. What ! no art there, whatever, or 
sdcDce, or literature, or prospect of any ? 

Tim. Bah! But hang Athens ! Whythe 
devil did you introduce the subject, land- 
krd? 

W. the Elder. Well, well, let's change it. 
But, brother Jonathan, where are you from 
last, yourself? 

Siwtft. Oh, I've been knocking about 
Ancffica here, for the last three months. 

W. the Elder. Indeed! You must have 
frequented many of our best rapping and tip- 
pm circles, then. 

Swift. Yes, all over the Union. 

W. the Elder. Well, Dean, how do you 
fike mm Yankees, on the whole ? 

Swift. To be candid with you, not over- 
■nck. The old country for me — ghost or 
■Hrtal. 

W. the Elder. But, surely, you see some- 
ii^h% agreeable and commendable in our man- 
■Ki and institutions ; some bonafide improv- 
iiiiBti, do you not ? 

8w^. Preeioui few, old feilow. 



W. the Elder. What, not in our unterrified 
democracy — our universal suf&age— our vd- 
untary system^— our — 

Svnft. Oh, you need'nt run over the list ; 
I consider them, one and all, mere high-sound- 
ing humbugs, that will never stand the test 
of time, or of a crowded population. Bub- 
bles, bubbles, just as sure to burst and to give 
way to the old regime again, both in govern- 
ment and religion, as they imiformly have, in 
all past ages. 

W. the Elder. Why, you hardened old 
Tory, you ! But, politics and theology apart, 
you certainly like our climate, doctor, don't 
you — and the scenery, and the women, and 
the oysters ? 

Swift. Out upon your climate! No lan- 
guage can express its caprices. As to your 
scenery, I have been most fearfully disappoint- 
ed in it There are some nretty girls scat- 
tered about, I confess ; and nere and there a 
healthy, well-developed oyster. 

W. thf* Elder. You do condescend, then, 
to admire our shell-fish, do you ? ( Asid e. ) The 
old crab ! 

Svnft. Yes, your oysters are as good as 
your manners are bad. 

W. the Elder. What? 

Swift. I repeat it. Wherever I have been, 
I have fbund a very low style of manners, 
alike in the social circle, the sanctuary, the 
parliament, and the halls of justice. Nine- 
tenths of your young men, that I have seen, 
have been swaggering and dissipated : and of 
your young women, hoydenish and extrava- 
gant ; while the old,people have, almost inva- 
riably, been thrust aside, like so much crack- 
ed crockery, or broken down furniture. There 
is a terrible lack of reverence among you ; aye, 
and of truly reverend objects. Nobody seema 
to look up to anybody or anything. Dollars 
and cents— dollars and cents; they are, at 
once, your peerage, your art, your science, 
your religion. 

W. the Elder. You atrocious old libeller, 
what do you mean ? You'll be saying next 
that Niagara is a humbug. 

Swift. I don't see much in it: — a good 
enough cascade for unwashed democrats : but 
the scenery about it is terribly flat and insi- 
pid. 

W. the Elder. What the deuce would you 
have there? Mont Blanc? How absurdly 
you talk, doctor! As if moimtain scenery 
would'nt only injure the effect ! What other 
arrangement could half so well set off the 
beauty and majesty of the cataract? Ah, 
you're evidently bilious, Dean, and out of 
humor ; or perhaps you have'nt been received 
with that eclat, that you think was due to 
your genius. 

Swtft. Oh, no, no; I have been pretty 
wdl received, upon the whole. 

W. 1h€ £Uer. S(Mnething sticks in your 



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crop, I'm sure. Somebody has been giving 
yon a rap over the Knuckles. Is it not so ? 

Swift, Not Sjt all, not at all. To be sure, 
I heard some pretty plain talk about myself, 
a few evenings since. 

W. the Elder. Ah! 

Sftift. Yes, I was abused in good sound 
terms, for a full hour and a half. / 

W. the Elder. Indeed! 

Swift. And, what*s more, I had to pay a 
crown, at the door, for the privily of hear- 
ing it all'. Think of that. Master Brook. 

W. the Elder. Why, is it possible that any 
yankee could be so — 

Swift. Ah, that's the vrorst of it. It was 
no yankee, but a countryman of my own, 
confound him ; let's see — what the deuce was 
his name? Whack — ^Whack — Whaek-away ; 
an individual who has been going about, lec- 
turing in these parts, of late. You must 
know all about him, surely. 

W. the Elder. Whack-away ? Poh, poh ; 
yon mean Thackeray. He does whack away, 
sure enough, and in magnificent style, too, at 
the follies and vices of his brethren. Thack- 
eray, Thackeray : a large ruddy man, with 
a white head, and spectacles, standing some 
seven feet six, in his stocking ? No ! 

Swift. The very fellow, and be hanged to 
him! 

W. the Elder. A capital lecture, that, Doc- 
tor. 

Smft. You heard the libel, did you ? 

W. the Elder. To be sure I did, and 
would 'nt have missed it for a good deal. Ra- 
ther hard on you, old boy, though, I must 
say : and as it struck me, most unreasonably, 
savagely so. 

Swift. Curse his impudence! Why he 
would'nt allow me a solitary virtue ; no, not 
even that of filial piety; whereas, Heaven 
knows, if I was nothing else, I was, at least, 
a good son. 

iV, the Elder. You were so. Doctor ; and, 
more than that, — you ^ve away a large part 
erf" your income in chanty every year, if I re- 
member rightly. 

Swift. Indeed I did. 

W. the Elder. Oh, well : perhaps the lec- 
turer, if the truth were known, had a little 
lurking jealousy of your superior reputation 
and vigor, as a satirist. He certainly spoke 
most handsomely, though, of some of your 
cotemporaries, Doctor ; and, above all, of 
Fielding. A most delicious tribute, that. I 
could have hugged him for it. 

Swift. What, Harry Fielding. A broth of 
a boy, was'nt he ? ' 

W. the Elder. One of the most glorious 
geniuses Qod ever sent to bless the earth. 

Swift. And yet, do you know, that when 
I ventured to introduce his name at a recent 
spiritual maniiestation, nearly every morti^ 
{^resent protested against him, as altogether 



too gross a writer for this pore and < 
ened age? 

W. the Elder. What a set d phtfriflBioal 
coxcombs! 

Sivift. I thought so, and away I flew^ in- 
stanter. But we are rather neglecting our 
Athenian friend, here. Heavens, how i^om 
he looks ! He's in the brownest kind of a 
brown study, evid«itly. 

W. the Elder. Yes, indeed. Oh, how I 
should love to secure a daguerreotype, luyw, 

Sttfift. Holloa! my merry Greek, — ^wliat 
are you brooding over ? An obolus fat your 
thoughts. ^ 

Tim. Bah, bah, bah! 

Swift. What's the matter? Do] 
group of ghostly creditors in the 
What is it that annoys you thus ? 

Tim. Oh, let me go — ^let me go. 

W. the Elder. Whither away, old friend ? 

Tim. Back to my den. Don't keep me 
here, in torment. Out upon it, that we spinta 
should be compelled to dance attendance tlras, 
on a set of paltry earth-worms ! 

Swift. Come, come, Timon ; now we an 
here, let's make a day of it. MiUions of iAjn^ 
paids may elapse, befbre another such ^ea8> 
ant little party gets together again. 

Tim. I hope it may, with all my heart. 

Strift. Oh, don't be so infemaUy acid. — 
What entertainments have you to ofier, old 
host? What is tiiere at ^e theatre to- 
night? 

W. the Elder. Let's see. Ah, here's a 
pleasant little piece ; it would suit Timon to 
a T, I should say. 

Smft. What do they call it ? 

W. the Elder. The Six Degrees of Crime. 
By the way, old ghost, how many degrees 
must a fellow go through, before he comes out 
an A No. 1 Devil ? You ought to know, by 
this time. 

Tim. Only keep on in the road you are 
now travelling, and you'll bo pretty sure to 
find out. 

Sunft. You had better let him alone, land- 
lord. But what's this? Ptmlinei Pai^ine; 
that certainly has a far more cheerful sonnd 
than the other. 

W. the Elder. Cheerful, say you ? A per- 
fect raeout of horrors: some exquisite acting 
in it, though. 

Swift. What do they do in it? 

W. the Elder. What don't they do? <^iop 
each other up, shoot each other down, bury 
alive, and all the other little delicacies of the 
season ; and all in such a comme ilfaut, qmet, 
lady-like way. The hero of the piece is the 
most infernal, and at the same time, weQ- 
dressed, gentlemanly, scoundrd, I ever saw 
on the boards. 

Ttm. Let's go. I think I could relish an 
entertainment of that sort, amaringly. 

W. the &dir. WeU, its pteasant to aee 



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69 



ym^ Wigfatening up, ftt last. Bf the waj— » 
its too iMe, though, to-daj. 

!IVm. Howl 

W. the Elder. I (ftd think, for a moment, 
of aakh^ you for a sun-paintcKl copy of those 
leatares of yours. They would look so nicely 
akmside of that Flora, yonder. 

Ttm. Get oat, you infernal old — 

Swift. Come, come, friends ; do he decent. 
Let^ be off. I'm tired of sitting. 

W. the Elder. Whenever you say, Gulli- 
ver. Come, Timon ; why can't you he socia- 
hie, JQSt for this once ? 

Tim, Well, well : I supppoee I must hu- 
mor you. [Exeunt.] 

COMPLETE CONCORDANCE 
TO SHAKSPEARE. 

No writer, we may safely say, is so gener- 
tily quoted as Shakspeare. iktracts from 
his wofks, are to he found both in sermons, 
and lawyers' speeches, in newspaper editori- 
ala, as well as the contributions to magazines ; 
aad we bear the sayings of the great poet ap- 
plied to the most solram, and most joyous, 
occasions of life. With some of these we 
are aU fiuniliar : while the aptness of others 
■ibiJo; new delight, when met with on the 
title page of a volume, or quoted in conversa- 
tion, ** to p>int a moral, or adorn a tale." — 
If socb be the universal application of the 
wiffds of the immortal bard, how can we ade- 
qoatelj estimate a work which gives us the 
means of finding apt quotations, without dif- 
ficuhj ; and enables us to refer, instantly, to 
ov ikvorite passages ? Such a book is " The 
Cw^pfete Concordance to Shakspeare, being a 
T«rM index to ^ the dramatic works of that 
poet, by Mrs, Cowden Clarke." We intend 
giviiig some account of this wonderful monu- 
BKBiof female industry and patience, with a 
aoliee of the testimonial presented to the au- 
thoress by some Americans, who i^preciated 
herpersevering labors. 

we Concordance contains 860 pages, of 
% gft^itwmg each ; each column containing 120 
lines, or 360 lines on every page . and the en- 
tire work has the astounding number of 309, 
6d0 fines! There is not a word throughout 
Sbakspcare. which is not alphabetically ar- 
imged. The whole line is given in which the 
wmd occurs, and at the end of the line, we 
iU the name of the play, the act, and the 
SMBe. Twdve years were spent by Mrs. 
OmkAb in writing this volume, and four more 
iseorrecting the proof sheets ; besides read- 
iig it over Suree times, and comparing it with 
Ike HKMt correct editions. Even with all this 
cafe, we might expect to find a long list of 
tnala; but out of the 309,600 lines, there 
9n but twelve errata ; and these, more pro- 
perly, omissions. It is interesting to refer to 



various words, and see how much space they 
occupy. The little word " love, ' ' for instance^ 
fills sixteen columns of 120 lines each : so 
that it occurs (without counting any of its 
modifications) nineteen hundred and twenty 
times in the plays of Shakspeare. 

Robt. Babmanno, Esq., of Brooklyn, an 
enthusiastic admirer of Shakspeare, and of 
Mrs. Clarke's efforts to make him still better 
known, drew up a circular, soliciting sub- 
scriptions for a testimonial to be sent to that 
lady. The circular stated. *' It has been pro- 
posed to present to Mrs. Clarke, a handsome 
rose-wood library-chair, with writing and 
reading desk attached; and it is hoped the 
lovers ^ Shakspeare in America, who are 
constantly deriving benefit from Mrs. Clarke's 
labor, will have sufficient gallantry to present 
a testimonial, while it can be enjoyed, rather 
than wait, as is too often the case, till the 
lapse of time shall render it unavailing." * * 
**It is not expected that any subscription 
shall exceed five dollars ; but the carving and 
decorations of the chair will be in accordance 
with the amount received." This circular 
was sent to various well-known lovers of lite- 
rature, and met with a cordial response. — 
Most delightful letters were received in reply 
by the committee appointed for thispurpose, 
from Hon. Daniel Webster, Henry W. Long- 
fellow, and numerous others. Mr. Geo. Tick* 
nor says : " I feel that I owe it to her to add 
that I have used her Concordance to Shaks- 
peare unceasingly, from the day when I first 
saw a copy of it, and that it has never foiled 
in a single instance to satisfy my wants ; that 
I have recommended it in every way that I 
could with propriety, and have received only 
thanks, wherever I nave made it known ; and 
that, from its exceeding fullness and accuracy, 
I am convinced that it will never be super- 
seded. Twiss, Agscough, Dolby, &c., which 
I have long had, are entirely useless, and will 
necessarily remain so." 

Mr. Webster wrote : ** I shall most heartily 
concur, my dear sir, in a testimonial of ap- 
probation to the lady to whom you refer, and 
am quite ready to sign the subscription, first, 
last, or any where. Her work is a perfect 
wonder, surprisingly full and accurate, and 
exhibiting a proof of unexampled labour and 
patience. She has treasured up every word 
of Shakspeare. as if he were her lover, and 
she were his." The five dollar gold piece 
contributed by this great statesman, was sent 
to Mrs. Clarke, with his letter, and the auto- 
graph letters of many of the contributors. 
In acknowledging this package, she says, 
referring to the coin, ''It seemed hardly a 
piece of money, but rather some valuable 
medal, and tc^en c^ national and individual 
esteem. I fed inclined to have it mounted 
as ao ornament to a bracelet, or some such 
article of wear, that I may keep it about me. 



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♦ * Looking at Bfr. Webster's golden gift, 
and reading his letter, and those of the other 
subscribers who have taken such a kind in* 
terest in an unknown stranger, quite orer- 
powered me ; I could not read them through, 
without weepine tears of mingled gratification 
and tenderness. ' 

To return to the testimonial chair. In the 
centre of the top, there is a head of Shaks- 
peare; beautifully cut in ivory, from the 
monumental bust at Stratford, encircled by a 
wreath of laurel and oak leaves, carved in the 
wood. The head w placed between two 
swans, in alto relievo, with extended wings 
meeting in the centre. On the lower rail, be- 
low the cushion, are masks of Tragedy and 
Comedy which, together with all the other 
parts, are most elaboratdy executed. The 
material covering the chair, is ^lendidly 
figured satih brocade. The inscnption on 
the silver gilt plate, which is immediately 
under the head of Shakspeare, is as follows : 
" To Mrs. Mart Cowdrn Clarke 
This Chair Is Presented, 
As a tribute of gratitude for the une- 
qualled INDUSTRY 

Which gave the readers of Engush, 

Throughout the world. 

Her Concordance to Shakespeare. 

New York, 15 July, 1851." 

Accompanying the printed copy of a letter 
to the sixty-four donors, there was sent to 
each, an autograph letter of thanks. It is 
proper to state, that the chair was transmitted 
to Liverpool, freight free, by Mr. Collins, and 
by the like generosity of Messrs. Edwards, 
Sanford & Co., the duty was paid, and it was 
conveyed to London gratuitously. 

It has been erroneously stated, that each 
line of the Concordance was written on a se- 
parate slip of paper, and put into baskets, al- 
phabeticidl^ arranged! It would be very 
gratifying if Mrs. Clarke should ever publish 
a full account of her method of proceeding in 
her arduous work, and of which we have a 
sketch in one of her autograph letters before 
us, together with twelve pages of the original 
MS. In concluding, we would advise the 
readers of Bizarre, who do not own the 
Concordance, to procure a copy immediately ; 
and they will soon acknowledge, that the 
praise here awarded to it, is justly merited. 

GONZALMO. 

A fable. 

GoNZALMO, in early life, was strongly im- 
pressed with the importance of the trust con- 
fided to him, of securing a happy, perpetual 
residence for an immortal spirit, of wbich 
he was the recipient. His labors and re- 
searches were stimulated by the magnitude 



and duration of the object to be attaiaad. 
He studied the scriptures ; and consulted the 
opinions and productions of the wise and the 
ptous. He acquired a knowledge of the <»i- 
ental languages; and thus arrived at the 
fountain ttom which Christianity flowed, to 
direct the probationers here to future blisa, in 
the region beyond the ** Valley of the Shadow 
of Death. ' ' Having acquired a oorrec t knowl- 
edge of Christianity, by ascending to its 
source, he practised its duties with underia- 
ting constancy. Alive to the fatal effects of 
error in the momentous acquirements of reli- 
gion, he felt anxious for the happiness of pri- 
mogenitors ; as ignorance might produce dire- 
ful consequences. Stimuli^ed by pious BoAid' 
tude and filial affection, he prayed for a corpo- 
real resurrection of his forefathers, that he 
might examine them personally. An angel 
descended and addressed him : 

" Gonzalmo ! your prayers are heard, and 
your petition is granted. To-morrow voor 
race snail be arranged at your right hand." 

Gonzalmo directed his descendats to place 
themselves on his left hand. 

When Qonzalmo^s fbrefothers were arranged 
in a line, he was astonished at their grotesque 
appearance: he beheld a turbaned Turic; a 
red cross Knight; with a group of nonde- 
scripts ;— but his object being to ascertain tlie 
safety of their souls, he began an examina- 
tion. The Turk vociferated, <* Praise to Qod ! 
I am the slave of Ali." The Knights declared, 
that he who gave neither money nor personal 
services to rescue the Holy Land from the 
Infidels, was himself an Infidel. A Priest 
held up a cross, exclaiming, <' You deny the 
real presence,— and although you are my de- 
scendant,* for this heresy I would txMisign 
you to the sUke." A Doctor of the Sorbomie, 

five him a severe lecture for his aposta(^. — 
y another he was vehemently denounced for 
denying the doctrine of Election. Knowing 
that they were wrong, and being certain that 
ke was rieht, he felt irritated ; but S3rmpath7 
soft^ed his resentment. He informed them 
that since their time, researches had enabled 
sincere Christians to correct many errors and 
replace them with truth: new light had 
arisen, and dispelled the obscurity in which 
Christianity had been shrouded. Although 
they did not agree among themsdves. they 
agreed that he was an heretic, and regretted 
their having an apostate descendant. Grieved 
at the fatal errors of his line and race, he 
turned with joy to his posterity, to whom he 
had imparted the unchangeable doctrines of 
Christ in their purity; but he was over- 
whelmed with sorrow, to find that they bud 
abandoned the saving doctrines he had tanght 



• In ft oounca held ftt Rome, In tho year lOTi, it wu 
deddod that the eacredotal order iboold thereafter abetaln 
IWnn marriage. 



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To his remooBiraiices they rejplied : — 

*^ Researches ktwe enabled sincere Ckrutians to 
mrrect many errors, and to replace them with 
Cfcf trmih ; new tight has arisen, and dispelled 
At obscurity in which Christianity has been 
dkfWttM." Cbieyed and agonized at the 
thought of being the parent of an apostate 
nee, «Dd at the awful consequences of their 
fii^ errofs, he was inconsolable: but thej 
were his offspring ; and* notwitstanding their 
stertling aberrations, he desired to rescue 
them. He therefore offered up a fervent 
pntTer for their admission into heaven ! The 
ngd i^gaiQ descended and announced to him 
tfa& his prayer had availed: "Your chil- 
dren are accepted; had your prayer been 
ceDeral, yoursdf would have be^ included ; 
out as it was confined to your own descend' 
aUSj you are excluded. The selfish and un- 
tkantable ar^ not admitted into Paradise. ^^ 

Ji^arre anuritg t^c |tchj §oolis. 

MBMOIRS, UOURKJAI. ANO CORRSSI»ONO- 
OF THON^AO K400R«.» 



— The third and fourth volumes of the Me- 
moirs, Journal and Correspondence of Moore, 
edited by Lord John Russell, have lately been 
pabbshed by Longman, of London, and pos- 
sess unusual interest. The^ embrace the 
restless, rapid-moving experience of Moore, 
dormg a period of three years, when 
he visited mnce, Italy, Ireland, and Scot- 
land ; and contain all the particulars relative 
to Lord Byron's fiunous autobiography, with 
tbt reasons for, as well as the circumstances 
of, its sale to Muny and ultimate destruction 
\f Lady Byron's friends. Byron, it seems, 
hsiided the document to Moore in 1819, during 
a 'Visit the latter made to him at Vienna. 
Ba broo^t it in, says Moore, in a white 
ktAer bag. Holding up the bag, ho said, 
*^Look here ; this would be worth something 
talfnrry, though you, I dare say, would not 
pt a sixpence for it." *' What is it 1" quoth 
Maoie. "My life and adventures," replied 
^fioa; " it is not a thing that can be pub- 
ined daring my life-time, but you may have 
it» if you like, — there, do whatever you please 
with it" In giving me the bag, adds Moore, 
h^ continoed, ** You may show it to any of 
anr friends you think worthy of it." 

Moore, in his diary, further records the gift 
of the document and subsequent circum- 
itanoeB, under date of May 28th, as follows : 

"28th. Received a letter, at last, from 
IqrI Bpon, through Murray, telling me he 
had io^med Lady B. of his having given me 
Ms Meokoirs for the purpose of their being 
published alter his death, and offering her the 
peraaal of them in case she might wi^ to 

* A pabliMtloD of the third part oomn to ui from the 
iyfinimM, ^knaagh Hradenon 4 Oo. 



oonfutrB any of his statements. Her note in 
answer to this offer (the original of which hd 
inclosed me) is as follows : — 

< Kirkby Mellory. March 10, 180^ 

* I received your letter of January 1, offer- 
ing to my perusal a memoir of part of your 
life. I decline to inspect it. I consider the 
publication or circulation of such a composi- 
tion at any time as prejudicial to Ada's future 
happiness. For my own sake I have no rea- 
son to shrink from publication ; but, notwith- 
standing the injuries which I have suffered, I 
should lament some of the consequences. 

'A. Byron. 

*To Lord Byron.' 

His reply to this, which he has also inclosed, 
and requested me (after reading it and taking 
a copy) to forward to Lady B., is as follows : 

'Kavennft, April 3, 1820. 

*I received yesterday your answer dated 
March 10. My offer was an honest one, and 
surely could only be construed as such even 
by the most malignant casuistry. I could 
answer you, but it is too late, and it is not 
worth while. To the mysterious menace of 
the last sentence, whatever its import may 
be — and I cannot pretend to unriddle it— 1 
could hardly be very sensible, even if I un- 
derstood it, as before it took place, I shall be 
where * nothing can touch him further.' .... 
I advise you, however, to anticipate the pe- 
riod of your intention ; for be assured no 
power of figures can avail beyond the pre- 
sent : and if it could, I would answer with 
the Florentine, — 

£t io, (die poeto ton oon loro In croce 

e certo 

Lft flera mogUe, pin ob' altro, mi nnoce. 

*Bteon. 

*ToL»dy Byron.'" 

Notwithstanding his wife's remonstrance, 
Byron continues his *' Menunrs," and sends 
continually to Moore. 

Moore now essays to sell the manuscript, 
and finally finds a purchaser in Murray, who 
gives him two thousand guineas, on condition 
that should he survive Byron, he (Moore) 
should be the editor. Murray takes an as- 
signment of the manuscript, as security from 
Moore for its printing when the period for its 
publication arrives. 

Lord Byron soon after dies, and the family 
of Lady Byron at once take steps to ^t pos- 
session of the ''Memoirs.'' Mr. Kinnaird 
moves actively in the matter, and offers to 
pay back to Murray the money he has ad- 
vanced ; the ostensible purpose being to get 
possession of the documents, to give Lady 
Byron and her family an opportunity " of de- 
ciding whether they wished them published 
or no." 

The result of the business must be given 
in the language of Mr. Moore's diary : 

"May 15, 1824.— A gloomy wet day.— 
Went to D.Kinnaard's. Told him how mat- 



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ters stood between me and Muiraj^ and of 
my claims on the MS. He repeated his pro- 
posal that Lady Byron should advance the 
two thousand guineas for its redemption ; but 
this I would not hear of: it was I alone who 
ought to pay the money upon it, and the 
money was ready for the purpose. I would 
then submit it (not to Lady Byron), but to a 
chosen number of persons, and if they, upon 
examination, pronounced it altogether unfiit 
for publication. F would bum it. He again 
urged the propriety of my being indemnified 
in the sum, but without in the least degree 
conyincing me. Went in search of Brougham ; 
found him with Lord Lansdowne ; told them 
both all the particulars of my transactions 
with Murray. B. saw that in fairness I had 
a claim on the property of the MS., but doubt- 
ed whether the delivery of the assignment 
(signed by Lord Byron) after the passing of 
the bond, might not, in a legal point of view, 
endanger it Advised me, at all events, to 
apply for an injunction, if Murray showed 
any symptoms of appropriating the MS. to 
himself. No answer yet from Murray. Call- 
ed upon Hobhouse, from whom I learned that 
Murray had already been to Mr. Wihnot 
Horton, offering to place the ' Memoirs' at 
the disposal of Lord Barron's family (without 
mentioning either to him or to Hobhouse any 
claim of miile on the work), and that Wilmot 
Horton was about to negotiate with him for 
the redemption of the MS. I then reminded 
Hobhouse of all that had passed between 
Murray and me on the subject before I 1^ 
town (which I had already mentioned to Hob- 
house,) and said that whatever was done with 
the MS. must be done by 7ne, as I alone had 
the right over it, and if Murray attempted to 
dispose of it without my consent, I would 
apply for an injuncti')n. At the same time, I 
assured Hobhouse that I was most ready to 

Cthe work at the disposal, not of Lady 
Q (for this we both agreed would l>e 
treachery to Lord Byron's intentions and 
wishes), but at the disposal of Mrs. Leagfa, 
his sister, to be done with by her exactly as 
she thought proper. After this, we went to- 
gether to Kinnaird's, and discussed the mat- 
ter over again, the opinion both of Hobhouse 
and Kinnaird being that Mrs. Leigh would 
and ought to bum the MS. altogether, with- 
out any previous perusal or deliberation. I 
endeavoured to convince them that this 
would be throwing a stigma upon the work, 
which it did not deserve; and stated, that 
though the second part of the * Memoirs' was 
fhll of very course things, yet that (with the 
exception of about three or four lines) the 
first part contained nothing which, on the 
score of decency, might not be most safely 
published; I added, however,' that as my 
whole wish was to consult the feelings of 
Lord Byron's dearest fiieod^.his lister, the 



manuscript, when in mj power, should be 
placed in her hands* to be di^oaed of as abe 
should think proper. They asked me thou 
whether I would consent to meet Murray ftt 
Mrs. Ldgh's rooms on Monday, and there, 
paying him the 2,000 guineas, take the MS. 
from Lam, and hand it over to Mrs. Leigfa to 
be burnt. I said that, as to the burning, 
that was her affair, but all the rest I weuld 
willingly do. Kinnaird wrote down this 
proposal on a i»eoe of paper, and Hobhooee 
set off instantly to Murray with it. In the 
course of to-day I recollected a circumstaaee 
(and mentioned it both to IL and K.) which 
independent of any reliance 9h Murray's fiHr- 
ness, set my mind at rest as to the validity of 
my claim on the manuscript. At the tioBe 
(April 1822) when I converted the sde of 
the * Memoirs ' into a debt, and gave Muiraj 
my bond for the 2,000 guineas, leaving the 
MS. in his hand as a collateral security, I» by 
Luttrel's advice, directed a clause to be inserted 
in the agreement y giving me^ in the event of 
Lord Byron^s deaths a period of tiuree montha 
after such event for the purpose of raising 
the money and redeeming my pled^. This 
clause I (uctated as clearly as possible both 
to Murray and his solicitor, Mr. Tomer, 
and saw the solicitor interline it in a roogh 
draft of the agreement. Accordin^y, <m re- 
collecting it now, and finding that Luttrel 
had a perfect rec(^ection of the circumstance 
also (i. e, of having suggested the clause to 
me), I felt of course confident in my claim. 
Went to the Longmans, who pronused to 
bring the 2,000 guineas for me on Monday 
morning. * * 26th. Called on Hobhoum. 
Murray, he said, seemed a little startled at 
first on hearing of my claim, and, when the 
clause was mentioned, said ' Is there such a 
clause ?' but immediately, however, professed 
his readiness to comply with the ajian|;e- 
ment proposed, only altering the sum whK^ 
Kinnaird had written, * two tibousand j^ounds,' 
into * two thousand guincasy^ and adding *■ with 
interest, expense of stamps,' &c. &c. Kin- 
naird joined us, being about to start to-day 
for Scotland. After this I called upon Lut- 
trel, and told him all that had passed, adding 
that it was my intention, in giving the manu- 
script to Mrs. Leigh, to ptotest againai its 
being whoUy destroyed. Luttrel strongjly 
urged my doing so, and proposed that we 
should caU upon Wihnot Horton (who was to 
be the representative of Mrs. Leigh at to* 
morrow's meeting), and talk to him on the 
subject. The utmost, he thou^t, that could 
be required of me, was to submit the MS. to 
the examination of the friends of the family, 
9LDd destroy all that should be found objeo* 
j tionable, but retain what was not so, for my 
I own benefit and that of the pMic Went oif 
I to Wilmot Horton's, wh(»n we luckily fbund. 
I TM him the whole history of the MS. 



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7S 



I po^ it inlo MnrTftj's haads, and nKiitNiied 
tlMB ideas that had occurred to myself and 
Laitrelwith reapect to its destruction; the 
i o f ust iee we thou^t it would he to Byron^s 
memory to condemn the work wholly, and 
without even opening it, as if it were a pest 
bag ; that eveiy ohject might be gained by 
our perusing it and examining it together (he 
on the part of Mrs. Leigh, Frank Doyle on 
tlie part of Lady Byron, and any one else 
wboai the fiunily might think proper to 8e« 
kei), umI, rejectiiig iSl that could wonnd the 
fe t to ga of a sin^e indnridnal, but preserving 
what was innoxiotis and creditable to Lord 
Bynn, of which I assured him there was a 
oooaiderable proportion. Was glad to find 
tlwt Mr. YFilmot Horton completely agreed 
with these views : it was even, he said, what 
he meant to propose himself. He undertook 
ate to see Mrs. Leigh on the subject, pro- 
pasng that we should meet at Murray's (in- 
stead of Mrs. Leigh's), to-morrow, at eleven 
o'do^, and that then, after the payment of 
Ae money by me to Murray, the MS. should 
be placed in some banker's hands till it was 
decided among us what should be done with 
it" 

Lord John Russell, editor of the work in 
notice, sums up the noatter thus: 

** I have omitted in this place a long account 
of the destruction of Lord Byron's MS. Me- 
moir of his Life. The reas(Hi for my doing so 
may be easily stated. Mr. Moore had con- 
seoAed* with too much ease and want of re- 
action, to become the depository of Lord 
l^mi*8 Memoir, and had obtained from > Mr. 
Minray 2,000 guineas on the credit of this 
wvk. He speaks of this act of his, a few pages 
osward, as *the greatest error I had com- 
mitted, in putting such a document out of my 
power.' He afterwards endeavored to repair 
tins error by raying the money to Mr. Mur- 
ray «nd securing the manuscript to be dealt 
vitli as should be thought most advisable by 
hbttelf in concert with the representatives of 
Lord Byron. He believed this purpose "was 
aaott^ by a clause which Mr. Luttrel had 
aMsed should be inserted in a new agree- 
■■Bt with Mr. Murray, by which Mr. ]m)ore 
was to hare the power of redeeming the MS. 
for ikste months after Lord Byron's death. 
But neither Mr. Murray nor Mr. Turner, his 
soBeHor, seem to have understood Mr. Moore's 
wish mod intention in this respect. Mr. Mur- 
ny^jm his side, had confided the manuscript 
te jfr. Gifford, who, on perusal, declared it 
too gross for publication. This opinion had 
beeome known to Lord Byron's friends and 
w i rtioM . Hence, when the news of Lord 
Byron's unexpected death arrited, all partte8» 
vitt the most honorable wishes and consSet* 
Ml vicwrs, were thrown into perplexity and 
af^arent diaoord. Mr. Mocnre wished to re- 
Ma the raannaeripit and submit it to Mrs. 



Leigh, Lord !^r^on's si^r, to be destroyed 
or published with erasures and omissions. 
Sir John Hobhouse wished it to be immedi- 
ately destroyed, and the representatives of 
Mrs. Leigh expressed the same wish. Mr. 
Murray was unUing at (mce to give up the 
manuscript, on repayment of his 2,000 gui- 
neas with interest. The result was, that 
alt^ a very unpleasant scene at Mr. Murray's, 
the mumscript was destroyed by Mr. Wilmot 
&rton and Gd. Doyle as the representatives 
of Mrs. Leigh, with the full consent of Mr. 
MocMre, who repaid to Mr. Murray the sum he 
had advanced, with the interest then due. 
After the whole had been burnt, the agree- 
ment was found, and it appeu^ that Mr. 
Moore's interest in the MS. had entirelv 
ceased on the death of Lord Byron, by whicn 
event the property became absolutely vested 
in Mr. Murray. The details of this scene 
have been recorded both bv Mr. Moore and 
Lord Broughton, and perhaps by others. 
Lord Broughton having kindly permitted me 
to read his narrative, I can say, that the 
leading facts related by him and Mr. Moore 
agree. Both narratives retain marks of the 
irritation which the circumstances of the 
moment produced; but as they both (Mr. 
Moore and Sir John Hobhouse) desired 'to do 
what was most honorable to Lord Byron's 
memory, and as they lived in terms of mend- 
ship afterwards, I have omitted details whidi 
recall a painfhl scene, and would excite pain- 
ful feelings. As to the manuscript itself, 
having read the greater part of it, if not the 
whole, I should say that three or four pages 
of it were too gross and indelicate for publi- 
cation ; that the rest, with few exceptions, 
contained little traces of Lord Byron's genius, 
and no interesting details of his life. His 
early youth in Greece, and his sensibility to 
the scenes around him, when resting on a rock 
in the swimming excursions he took from the 
Piraeus, were strikingly described. But, on 
the whole, the worid is no loser by the pacri- 
fice made of the Memoirs of this great poet." 

TMe IS/IOTMBR AISIO HBR OFFS^WNO. 

— The Hupers have just published a book 
with this title, emanating from the pen of 
Stephen Tracy, M. D., a gentleman who has 
had no little experience as a practitioner at 
home and abroad. Dr. Tracy dedicates his 
book to the ^oung mothers of the United 
States; and its pages contain much, very 
much, thftt it is valuable for them to know. 
He advocates no " new or old theory, -ism, or 
-pathy;" nor does he seek to teach his readers 
to become self-dosers, but he does seek to lay 
out a plaa or jsystem which shall enable them 
to avoid -flbany of the '* ills that flesh is heir 
to." ' The doctor tiiiinks the necessity for a 
work of this kind has increased of late, by 
the introducticni of i^ysiology and anatomy 
into aehoolst and by the frequent oconrrenoe 



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of popular lectures on the sa):ject of both, all 
of which haye their evil as wdl as their good 

eroducts. We leave his book witfi this out- 
ne statement of its character. It maj be 
productive of great good ; while it also may 
create the very evil to which, in certain 
points, it takes exception. We have little 
confidence in universal guides to health ; little 
confidence, too, in books professing to pre- 
scribe a cure for all diseases. The best me- 
thod of keeping well is to live as naturally as 
possible; that is, plainly, temperately, and 
with abundance of exercise. If these do not 
conduce to health, then we advise the consul- 
tation of a good physician. Books are great 
inventions to give one general knowledge, 
whether it be of science, art, or literature ; 
but you can no more write one which shall be 
an unfailing reliance in avoiding or curing 
disease, than you can make a coat or a pair 
of boots which shall fit everybody. 

OHAN/IBER'a RSPOaiTORV. 

— J. W. Moore has sent us the second vo- 
lume of this delightful melange of amusement 
and instruction. It is printed from the Edin- 
burgh plates, and got up, altogether, in very at- 
tractive style, withits pretty pink blue-lettered 
cover^ its handsomely designed and executed 
embellishments, and its neat typography. 
•irwioN KSN-roN. 

— We alluded to this historlbal novel when 
it was passing through the press of Messrs. 
Lippincott, Grambo £ Co., and predicted for 
it a favorable reception. It is from the pen 
of Mr. James Weir, and, we believe, is his 
first — we cannot say maiden, when speaking of 
a pantaloons weiyrer--effort as an author. That 
it contains very stirring passages, is certain ; 
that it promises brilliant things for the future 
of its author is equally clear. We hope he 
will persevere in the neld he has sdected. 
There can be no doubt of his ultimately 
achieving the most brilliant results. His 
ability for characterization is excellent; he 
also lias no little skill in arranging dramatic 
positions and effects. 



— The Home Journal slates that Mr. Henry 
T. Tuckerman is engaged in collecting and 

greparing for publication the writings of the 
imented Horatio €h*eenough. Mr. Greenough, 
besides being an eminent artist, was an origi- 
nal and fluent writer, and he left many papers 
of great interest and value. The contemplat- 
ed edition of his works will be aiseotnpanied 
by a memoir from the pen of the editori who 
is well fitted, by his interest in art and his 
literary talents, to do justice to so attractive 
Mr. Tuckerman has been in BoiUKi 



for lonie 4i^, coUeoling tke nquiaite uifentt* 
ation. 

— Mr. Henry P. Anners, of this city, an- 
nounces a " Child's ffistory of England, hy 
Miss Comer." This is an attempt to Comer 
Dickens. Will it not prove an attempt, 
merely? 

— Mrs. Stowe created an unusual excitenoent 
at <<Edinboro' town." Gaping people fol- 
lowed her along the streets, and nearly upset 
the carriage in which she rode. A banquet 
was given in her honor, and for the promotion 
of the anti-slavery cause, when about 1500 
persons were pesent The Lord Provost 
(Mayor) occupied the diair, supported by a 
band of clerg3rmen, mostly " dissenters. " The 
"Uncle Tom Penny Offering" was, in the 
course of the entertainment, handed to Mrs. 
Stowe m the shape of £1000 steriing, with a 
request that she would expend it in whatever 
way she mi^t consider best to advance the 
abolitionist cause. The money was presented 
upon a silver salver, a gift to Mrs. Stowe per- 
sonally from the Edinburgh ladies. This 
further instalment <^ Judas money, was> <^ 
course, gratefully accepted, and will be ap- 
propriated for the benefit of the '' poor n^gro" 
— over the left. 

— Among other articles of antiquity lately 
sold in London, was a silver watch j)re.sent eld 
to the Whalley family by Oliver Cromwell : 
£5 10s. An episcopal ring, of the tenth cen- 
tury, found at Armagh, engraved and orna- 
mented, which was purchased for £17. A piece 
of ring money, ornamented, £4. A silver 
book-case or cover, very finely worked, £17. 
A Persian seal, inscribed, '* Joseph bees the 
grace of the most high and mighty C5d for 
everlasting happiness," and three others, in 
onyx, 128. A stone " celt " from the cousty 
of Meath, Ireland ; 10s. 6d. A pair of ancient 
spurs, £2 7s. Eight flint arrow heads, found 
at Clough, 10s. An ancient Irish drinking 
cup of wood, from Cavan, Ireland, 12s. 

— The GtueUe MusicaU states that MdUe. 
Marie Labladie, daughter oi the incomparable 
60550, has made her first appearance at the 
Court Theatre of St. Petersburgh, in *« La 
Fi^a del Reggimento." with great success. 

— It is stated that Mr. James H. Hackett, 
j the comedian, has at last closed an engage- 

i ment witji Grisi and Mario, at the tune of 
I $2500 the night, and that they will visit us 
early in the autumn. Immense price— alto- 
gether too much. 

— The Lantern states that the Messrs. Har- 
per are about publishing a ** EQstorf of Be- 
nedict Amdd,'^ by John a 0. Abbott, author 
<^'* History of Napoleon Bonaparte." It adds, 
" Mr. Abbott, we understand, takes an ortgi- 
nd view of the chmuster of AnMdd/*-a view 



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iahied: he maintains that the General was 
actu at ed to his treadieiy bj the purest and 
moat heneficent motives, and that a desire to 
span the effusion of innocent blood lay at the 
root of the < Great Commander's ' life/' 

— A sale of the costly effects of Mk*. Lumley, 
late lessee of her Majesty's theatre, latdy 
took place in London. Amongst many articles 
of recherche character in the collection was 
the (Higinal bust of Jenny Lind, from the 
crush-room of her Majesty's Theatre, where, 
during the season of 1849 and 1850, it excited 
ereat notice, both as a work of art, and faith- 
ful representation of the Nightingale. Some 
paintings and drawings, including works by 
Croikshank and Count d'Orsay, toimd ready 
purchasers, although at low biddings. A 
water-color drawing of the Pas de Quatre, 
with groupings of the most celebrated dan- 
srases, Tagliona, Cerito, Lucille Grahn, Car- 
k)tta Grisi, ^., was knocked down at £40. 
£1000 might coyer the total produced by all 
the principal articles in the sale, including 
the wine and furniture. 

— Mr. Thackeray, we learn, is commin^ back 
next autumn for the purpose of continuing 
bis ooone of lectures — taking up, in all pro- 
bability, the Georgian Era, and sketching the 
Johnsons, Walpoles, and Miss Bumeys. The 
New York Albion sUtes that Mr. T.'s trip 
^deared" $12,000. 

— A correspondent of the Boston Evening 
Gazette J writing from New York, under late 
date, states that <* certain American authors 
luiye been notified, through an American 

. agent* that they were empowered to draw 
open Messrs. Clarke, Beeton & Co., publish- 
er8» London, for yarious sums, as thetr right- 
foi instalment upon the sale of their books in 
I London." The English house, it is added, 
I do this of their own accord, and they intend 
to carry out this principle in regard to aU 
American works issued by them. Any body 
win see, with half an eye, that Messrs. C. tf. 
k Co. can lose nothing by this stand, which 
they haye taken in beludf of the rights of pro- 
perty, which are the same, we presume, 
whether yested in cotton-bales or books. 

— (liaries Knight's new and improyed edition 
oC the Penny CyclopsDdia, under the title of 
ths "English Cyclopaedia," commenced on 
the 30th of April, in weekly numbers of 36 
pages, 260 of which will complete the work. 
It win be arranged in four separate diyisions, 
Geogr^hy, Natural Histoiy, Science and 
Arts, ffistory. Biography, Literature, Sec. 

--^Br. Alexander Mayer, a French physician, 
has written to the Presse, announdnff that 
hs had met with an intelligent and ^dlli\il 
who has sdysd the problem (^ ob- 



tsinuBg heat for all the purposes for whiofa 
Ibel is now employed by tae means of f rictioa 
and that he will soon be able to exhibit to 
the poblio an apparatus by which any quan- 
tity c^ heat may be obtained by friction, with- 
out toA of any kind, for the purpose of dfl^ 
mestic use, or for the generation of steam for 
steam engines. 

— Punch puts the following excise question 
to the rappers. Is Mrs. Hayden, the lady 
"medium who attends parties wishing to 
communicate with the other world — is she 
duly licensed to sell spirits ? Answer — No ; 
she only sells the dupes, who pay for what 
they don't get. 

—A letter from Madrid of the 13th of April, 
states that water has become so scarce in the 
fountains of that cit^ that the carriers can- 
not obtain the quantity required for the daily 
supply of their customers. A Madrid journal 
states that at Cordoya, on the 8th of April, 
the heat was excessiye, 28 degrees of Reau- 
mor (95 Fahrenheit). 

— Mr. Collier's recent publication has stirred 
up other of the Shakspearian editors. Mr. 
I>^ce is said to be ready to issue a ** yariorum 
ecution," in 10 or 12 yols. ; and l^fr. Moxon 
announces another (of the text only, we pre- 
sume,) in six. 

— A green and gold prospectus is out, in 
London, announcing a *<New and Splendid 
Library Edition, to be published by suoscrip- 
tion, 01 the Popular Poets and Poetry of Bri- 
tain." The publisher is Mr. James Nichd, 
of Edinburgh ; and the work is to be '' edited 
with biographical and critical notices by the 
Key. George GilfiUan, author of the * Gallery 
of Literary Portraits,* * Bards of the Bible,' 
&c. 

— Messrs. C. J. Price & Co., of our city, an- 
nounce in press, " The Mind and the Emotions, 
considered in relation to Health, Disease, and 
ReUgion ; by William Cooke, M. D." 1 voL 
small 8yo. 

— Mr. James Roche, well known as a most 
learned and cofHOUs contributor to the Gentle* 
man's Magazine y under the signature of '' J. 
R.," died at Cork, in his eighty- third year. 
In ' The Prout Papers ' he was called '* the 
RoficoeofCork." 



debitors' Sans-Soud^ 

ERpwzs won iNSTRUO-riOISI AMO I ' 

— An effort is about to be made in this oitj 
to establish an Institution for Scientific, lite- 
rary and Artistic entertainments ; which will 
oomlnne instruction and mental culture with 
aarasement. Theaidof thebe8tintdlect,ajid 



M 



KZARRX. 



learning, as well as artistic talent, will be se- 
eored, in or^ to present the wonders of 
science, the beanties of art, and the refine- 
ments of literature, in a Hiannflr calculated to 
charm the senses while they instruct the 
mind. It is intended to make eloquence, poe- 
try, painting and music, the adornments as 
well as the illustrations of sober science : so 
that those who desire mere amusement will 
find such entertainments as will make the 
time pass pleasantly, and at the same time ex- 
ert a refining influence upon the mind and 
heart, while they will afibrd the most agreea- 
ble and interesting themes for after reflec- 
tion ; and those who desire solid information 
in any, or every, department of science and 
art, will receive it in its most pleasing 
ibrm. 

The projector of this Institution has been 
engaged for ten years past in designing and 
perfecting a course of illustrations calci^ted 
to make science and literature attractive and 
interesting, and to create a taste for polite 
learning. 

Among the novelties which will first be of- 
fered to the public, will be a course of lec- 
tures on En^sh Philology, which will be 
made interesting by a variety of original and 
amusing illustrations ; and will give a much 
better idea of the philosophy of words and 
the structure of our language, than can be 
got from the ordinary method of teaching. 

If this effort should meet with encourage- 
ment, arrangements will be made for the es- 
tablishment of a permanent Institution, in 
which instructive amusements will be pre- 
pared upon a scale of magnificence which nas 
not been heretofore attempted in this coimtry. 
No one can doubt of the refining influences of 
a taste for the fine arts ; nor of the beneficial 
effects upon the society of our city, which 
must result from the estaUishment of an insti- 
tution which will occupy the leisure time of 
our citizens agreeably, and cultivate a taste for* 
scientific recreations. 

There is ho element of human character 
which exerts a more powerful influence in its 
promotion than the amusements of a commu- 
nity: and when these are n^lected or im- 
im)perlyprovided, the effect is most perni- 
cious. We cannot, therefore too highly recom- 
mend, as matters of amusement, ** those pol- 
ished arts,'* which, as the poet says, " hiave 
harmonized mankind." 

The lover of science, the man of learning, 
the accomplished artist, will rarelv be a dis- 
orderly citizen ; and it cannot be denied that 
Oiuch oi the disorder which is so rife in all 
our large cities, arises from a want of mental 
eolture. Let us have amusements which will 
soften the asperities of our nature, r^&ne our 
feelings and elevate the moral sentiments. — 
The fine arts a£ford the most proper and the 
attiactive amusameDtSt when pit^peily 



exhibited ; and it n by such memos tfaa* w» 
skoold endeavor 

«<To w«k« tiM Krai Ij ttndtr strokM of alt. 
To rmJJM Um genius and to mcod tbe heart." 

There is ambiti<m enough in the heart of 
every individual to make s<Hnething respecta- 
ble of him, if it be properly developed ; an^ 
it should be the aim of public entertainments 
to stimulate a proper ambition in the minds 
of young persons, as well as to enable them 
to perceive that the fields of science and art 
afford the best, as well as the most agreeable 
recreations. 

There are very few who will not find grati- 
fication and instruction from a good course of 
lectures on the "philosophy of language;" 
and the novd manner in which this subject 
will be illustrated, will give it a charm which 
under ordinary circumstances it does not pos- 
sess. 

We shall have occasion to speak of this 
matter again. 

"-THB SAII.OR'a L.OVB" 

— Is the title of the following very pretty 
stanzas which we have received from Cluurles 
Albert Janvier, of Philadelphia : 

(Son badda tha haarinc btUoir, 

lirtening to tbe aMrUrd'a atnlii, 
Xrar aite a gontla maiden, 

Gaaing on tha boondlew main; 
Erer, aver iadly gadng 

On tiba surging rolling main. 

At each taU that aha beholdetb, 

Swiftly coming to the shore, 
From her &oe tbe sorrow ftdeth. 

Bat too soon her joy is o'er; 
For, alas I the ship she widteth, 

Neyer, nerer! comath morel 

Where the bright^yed, long-haired merauUti 

Sing within the coral eayos. 
While the eyer restless ocean 

Barges round with ceaseless waTtat 
There, aflur, beneath the waters, 

Find her crew their quiet grayai. 

But tha maiden erer sttteth, 

Qaiing on the boundless sea. 
Fondly i^wildly, madly hoping 

That each saU her lore's may be : 
All in vain ; for him she walteth 

Calmly sleeps beneath the sea. 

0IAM0N08. 

— A work, entitled *' Sketches from the Min- 
eral Kingdom," gives us some very interesting 
facts, touching £amonds. Those of a quai^ 
ter of an ounce weight are extraordinarily 
costly, but still larger are met with ; and one 
of the largest known is that of the rajah of 
Muttun, in Borneo, which weighs nearly two 
ooneesandahalf; that of Oie Sultan of Tur- 
key weighs two ounces ; one in the Russwrn 
sceptre more than aa ounce and a quaitsr. 
The greatest diameter of the last is one iwchy 



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tiM tUddM)88 SIX fines. The Empren Cathe- 
rine n, purchased H in the 3rear 1772, from 
Amsterdam, and for it was paid £75,000 and 
an amraity of £650. Diamonds weighing an 
oonoe exist also in the French and Austrian 
regalia. One of the mostperfect is the French, 
kMwn as the Pitt or Regent diamond. It 
was bought for Louis XY., from an English- 
mn named PiU, for the sum of £135,000 
sterling, but has been valued at half million. 
One of the stones most renowned in the East, 
is the K<^i-noor, or mountain of Light, now 
m possession of the Queen of England. It 
came from Golconda to Persia, and while un- 
eat weighed more than five ounces. It is 
Tahied at more than £2,000,000 sterling. If 
we look only to the common mode of estima- 
ting the Tfliue, a perfect brilliant weighing 
hi^ a pound, would be worth £20,000,000. 
Some have stated that such a diamond exists 
unong the luyal treasures of Portugal, as 
large as a hen^s egg ; according to others this 
is «il7 a topas. By the way, late foreign pa- 
pers state tnat a quantity of diamonds of the 
ralae of 20,000 florins, was stolen a short time 
ago from the Boudoir of the Countess Clary, 
in her residence at Vienna. There was no 
traee of yiolence, and the robbery was com- 
mitted hi the day-time. Although it was 
endent that the thief was wcill acquainted 
with the house, no suspicion fd\ on any of the 
domestics on account of their high character. 
Bvt the police, after making an investigation, 
cfisoovered that the thief was a woman em- 
l^oyed as a nurse in the family, and the dia- 
moDds were ibnnd in her possession. 

NSW MU^tO. 

—Mr. Gould, successor to A. Fiot, Swaim's 
Buildings, sends us the following new music, 
whidi we particularly recommend to our lady 
mders: — ''I cannot live without thee," a 
UUad adapted to a favorite air, by Paganini, 
sad dedicated to Mrs. Harvey Smith, by Chas. 
JiTTia,—*' First Rate SchotUsche," by Fred. 
Winter, dedicated to Mrs. Mary Jane Smith, 
-^ Heed not the idle Tales," a ballad, sung 
by Madam Thillon, composed by Thomas Ba- 
ker^—" For love of Thee,'' a ballad sung by 
Vnoer, written and ctwnposed by Geo. Linley, 
— ^The Vocal beauties of Flowtow's new 
Open of Martha, translated and arranged for 
tfaft liDglish stage by Chevalier Bochssr— since 
tht paSioation of Madam Bishop's Travels 
ai tM land of MoDtezeuma, one of the heroes 
el Maxiool We find also in the budget 
:'0 famous '« Dance Ossianique." 



—A correspondent has called out attention to 
tttyartgragh copied from a New York Jour- 
iMBpal hito the last number of Bizarre, (p. 61) 
a TCtation to the Philadelphia Awtora, and 
iirihfs to have some errors therein noted. — 

a*tV« fSntA rtT "Wmm-ntrkiwi^^ r«ifiivnMknl>. fmm 



the Presidency there WW no district of Spring 
Garden, and consequently no Spring Garden 
butchers, and as to the butchers of Philadel* 
phia city and ooonty in general, they were a^ 
most to a man members of the l^puUican 
party, as every old citizen <:^ Philadelphia 
knows. There is not a word of truth in the 
statement that the Aurora office was attacked 
by any one, in consequence of theprovocation 
referred to respecting President Washington'^ 
retirement from the Presidency. It is a piece 
of pure fiction. An attack was threatened at 
another time, but Benjamin Franklin Bache, 
editor of that time, armed all the hands in 
his office, and the attack was indefinitely 
postponed. The piece " Now let thy ser- 
vant depart," Ac., which was in very bad 
taste, was written by Dr. Michael Leib. — 
Philadelphia has enough riots to answer for, 
without the addition of imaginary ones. 

OMAWFiaM, TO -TMB COITOR. 

— We received, a day or two since, the fol- 
lowing letter, with inclosures which are ap- 
pend^. Write again, good Christopher. 

Mr. Editor — There are some people in this 
world who have an invincible propensity for 
punning, and it is not a little remarkable that 
such persons seem to enloy bad puns quite as 
much as good ones. Your humble servant 
has a taste for such things, and sometimes 
ventures to perpetrate something desperate 
in this way. Being recently reproved, by a 
pious old lady, for reading your paper on Sun- 
day, he replied that he thought it no harm to 
read a paper that had so recently come from 
Church. You may imagine the sensation 
which this effort caused. 

I send you enclosed some of our most recent 
attempts : should they prove acceptable, we 
may feel encouraged to make more energetic 
essays in future. 

Respectfully yours, 

Christoper Crawfish. 

If Louis Napoleon knows which side of his 
bread is buttered he will not be too greedy 
for Sandwiches, 

General Lane, it appears, has placed him- 
sdf in an awkward attitude. If we may be- 
lieve iEsop or La Fontaine, it is not the first 
time that Vane (the*ass) has done so. 

A hundred years ago Boston would not 
have patronised Sunday (Sontag) operas. 

The Duchess of Sutherland has recently 
received two magnificent presents; viz., a 
lock of Mrs. Stowe's hair and the key to Uncle 
Tom's Cabin. 

Poly Gamy is Brigham Young's wife. 

The lonrat fishing-line we have yet heard 
of is the mnm line, from Philaddphia to Sa- 
vannah. 

A Uack tragedian has recently caused a 
vrPULt MnMtion in Hum garf. The literati and 



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histriones of Pesth bftre mm him ft grand 
diiiner and a valuable album. The dinner 
was certainly an appropriate oompliment to 
a Hung{K)ry actor; but as for the album, it 
certainly would have been more apropos if it 
had been a nigrunL 

The Sloo Treatt.— Santa Anna has had a 
big blow out in honor of his return to Mexico. 
They say the whole party, got sloo^d on the 
first instalment from the Tehauntepec com* 
pany. 

The Stowe ovation in England ap^ars to 
have turned out rather a sXeepish affair, es- 
pecially on the part of the masculine Stowe. 

Emblekatig. — The rays on the new (quar- 
ters are significant of the efforts sometmies 
made to raise a quarter, when a fellow is 
thirsty; and the arrow-heads are indicative 
of the rapidity with which American money 
flies to England. 

Ex-Senator Tallmadge is out in &vor of 
spiritual rappings. Congress men are very 
apt to favor spiritual manifestations. 

AOAOEN/IY OF AfTTa. 

— The/Academy of Arts opened in our dty 
on Monday, the 9th. The collection of pic- 
tures is good, and will be noticed hereafter. 
Ne>A^ aooKB 

— The following new books await notice at 
our hands: — ^From Ticknor, Reed & Fields, 
Boston, *« ThalaU, a Book for the Sca-Sidc ;" 
fix)m M. W. Dodd, New York. ** Rachel KeU :" 
from Lippincott, Grambo &> Co., Philadelphia, 
•* Hart's Gredc and Roman Mythology." 

eoHooL. OP oesioN for won/ien. 

— The connection of this institution with 
the Franklin Institute has been dissolved, and 
it has passed into the hands of a committee of 
prominent citizens, among whom are John 
Gri^, Judge Kelley, John W. Claghom, J. 
R. '^son, Robert Hare, Elliott Cresson, and 
the firms of Howell & Brothers and Cornelius 
& Co. This committee have received the 
furniture and propertv of the school, and as- 
sumed its debts. They publish a card an- 
nouncing the fact, and urging a co-operative 
action on the part of their fellow-citizens, in 
order that the School may be placed on a per- 
manent footing. They say : — 

*' The School had its origin with Mrs. Sarah 
Peter, who, with characteristic discernment, 
perceived its great public importance in con- 
nexion-^with the benefits it would confer upon 
women, and upon the arts and manufactures 
of the country. It has now been tried for 
about four years, and the experiroait has jus- 
tified the high promises which its first esta- 
blishment excited. Patterns are produced 
of such excellence as to secure handsome re- 
turns to the pupils. Some younff women, 
whose knowledge has been acquired and skill 



formed at the schocd, obtain above thirty del* 
lars a month from the sales. The compensa- 
tion will be increasedas higher skill is attained, 
a^ the inventive power is strengthened by 
longer practice and study. 

* * • • « 

<' It opens to females a new and lucrative 
emf^oyment, requiring for its exercise those 
qualities in which they are peculiarly fitted 
to excd. It will raise the character of our 
fabrics, in imparting to them the aids of ori- 
ginal, tastefiil, and beautiful designs. In all 
that relates to useful, elegant, and omamoital 
art, the school possesses distinguished advan- 
tages firom the presence of such institutions in 
our midst as the Academy of Fine Arts and 
the Academy of Natural Sciences. We may 
add to this, the facilities which abound among 
us for every varietv of manu&cture, and the 
duty which these impose of making all rea- 
sonable efforts for its improvement. In short, 
it requires but that aid to female ingenuity 
and taste, which the cultivation of drawing 
and designs confers, to make this community 
excel in aU the arts which appertain to utility 
and ornament." 

Schools of this kind have been established 
in New York and Boston since our own ; and 
already have they advanced far beyond it, so 
liberal has been the aid which they have re- 
ceived from the citizens of those cities. These 
schools, we are told, are numerous in En^iu^ 
and France ; so much so, that in the former 
2000 pupils availed themselves of their bene- 
fits in 1847,— only twelve years after their 
establishment, — while in the latter, the scho- 
lars exceed 10,000 in number, from the work-, 
ing classes alone. Our own school has num- 
bered some 70 pupils, and unauestionably, in 
the language of the address before us, with 
ample funds '' it mav be made conducive to 
the higher aims of oil painting ; to most bene- 
ficial results upon the pecuniary conditi^m of 
women, and to the best effects upon the main 
ufiictuied fiibrics of tlie state and cottntry.** 

We are assured that $50,000 well invested 
will be ample to meet all the wants of tfaia 
noble institution, even if the scholarB were^ 
ten-fold the number they now are. And sliaU 
it die out for want of so small a sum ? We 
trust not ; particulariy in a city where there 
is so much liberality shown in matters of art, 
and where charities <tf all kinds find a willktt 
support. Boston gets time to attend to snob 
enterprises. Even New York can cease its 
cent-per-centabetracti(ni8, and lend a hand to 
woman in her aspirations towards the acqui* 
sition of an art which, while it affords hoaast 
means of livdihood, does not cast her into 
uncongenial associations. And shall I^iila- 
delphia, with her wealth, her eneigy, bar 
hearty and her universally acknowledged i9» 
fined taste, be left behind in such a wofk ? 
We earnestly hope not 



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^SDOw ev^ eyening brilliantly lUuminated, 
aad with its noe military band, and otiier in- 
miring proportieB, urgently inyites visitors. 
1%e walks are in beautiful order, the shrub- 
beiy and trees, in Uieir new spring green, im- 
part the most refreshing odors, while the play 
of tentains in ntariding jets of Schuylkill, 
yields a {feasant humidity to the atmosphere. 
Here is enjoyment for the senses of sight, hear* 
ing and sn:^ ; the sense of feeling, of course, 
win be well (leased if you are locked arm-in- 
arm with your wife or sweetheart ; while as 
for taste, may it not be regaled with many 
luxuries, not the least of which, at present, 
are rich, ripe, and juicy strawberries " smo- 
thered incrame?" 

msHioNAauK roAiv^ss. 
—It is a noteworthy circumstance that hard- 
ly ainr young ladies named Sarah or Eliza- 
beth hare been married in Philadelphia for 
seferal years past. To make up for this, 
bowerer, a number named Sallie, Bessie and 
liflEie, have been led to the hymeneal altar. 
This new Bomenclature must please every 
judieidds mind. It ought not to stop here. 
Other names should be treated in the same 
&d^on. Thus the name of Mary, the favor- 
ite of the poets, should be dropped at once, 
md PdUe or MoUie substituted for it ; Jane 
^loold become Jinnie; Susan, Sookie; Ellen, 
N^u; MarMret, Pegf^ie; Catharine, Kittie; 
nd &nily, Emmie. Nor is there any reason 
irty this brilliant innovation should be con- 
fined to the female sex. How pleasant it 
woidd be to read in the papers of Mr. Josie 
JboM to Miss Tabbie Taylor ; of Mr. Dickie 
IMggs to Miss Abbie Brown ; and Mr. Tom- 
mie Snith to Miss Annie Tompkins! Let this 
ddl^iftfnl system spread. Is not this the age 
of pogiress? 

nMLxre eoiREC 

Mifintrn Perelli gave another soiree on Sat- 
B iiaj evening last, which, we think, was the 
■Mt brilliant of the season. The pieces ex- 
•■liBd* taken from the most popular operas, 
wmB given with fine ^ect, and the very se- 
kofc and recherche companv present, testified 
tMr admiration by the heartiest plaudits. 
nwanch admired brunette-Contralto, gave 
ik» ^ Bird-song" and a romanza from Beatrice 
dlMlaJs," in her own exquisite style; while 
i^wo less finished soprano^ and heroine of 
CWBdcert's *< Swiss Song," performed her 

e^te the admiration of all who listened to 
bewitching notes. Several duetts, trios, 
tttf cbivnaes were sung : increased effect be- 
to them by the cultivated tenor voice 
Potvili, the very fiiU rich bassos 

of Messrs. D- — d and H tt, 

fiHmii(i,i1ii iK>tes of the two ladies already 
'^ * We fed bold in asserting that no 
entertainment was ever ghrea in 



Philadelphia to surpass the one in notice ; in- 
deed, we think we may venture to add, that 
very few concerts are got up by artists, having 
a tithe of the artistic merits of this modest 
re-union. *'Quanto Am(»re," from *<£iisire 
d' Amore," by our prima donna soprano^ and 
Mr. D — —d, won a warm round oi hands ; so 
did the trio, "Te sol quest anima" by a 

young lady, Mr. D d and Sig. Perelli. Es- 

peciaUy fine, moreover, was the grand 
" Schena," from * Robert,' by the stars. Miles. 
Soprano and Contralto, Sig. Perelli and Mr. 

H tt. We cannot omit noticing, too> the 

romanza^ " vecchio cor," from '* 1 due 
Foscari," the duoy from "Italiana in Al- 
gieri;" that from Lucia; the romance from 
the " Prophete," and the best rendering of the 
famous " Infeh'ce,"from •* Emani," which we 
have ever heuxl at an amateur concert ; and 
for which the company were indebted to Mr. 
Rainer, a late pupil of Perelli 's, and one of 
the prominent artists of Sanford's Opera 
troupe, 

WMAT -THBV THINK OF UB. 

— A correspondent of Moore^s Rural New- 
Yorker j— a very capital paper by the way, — 
published at Rochester, writes from Phila- 
delphia under a late date. We give our read- 
ers a taste of his notions : 

** Philadelphia boast of romantic and beau- 
tiful scenery. The majectic Delaware gives 
it commerce and life. Around Philadelphia 
cluster many associations of early colonial 
history. Here is the old Independence Hall. 
It heard the first discussions, which gave 
America to the Revolutionary issues, and to 
Independence. Its walls hewrd the lofty elo- 
quence of Adams, Hancock and of Jkfpeeson. 
When the fullness of the time had come, it 
saw the sublime faith — the heroic resolution 
— of those men who gave the Declaration of 
Independence to the world, and-their names 
to immortality. Here is the bell which rung 
the notes of freedom abroad to the world. — 
Here is the chair which Washington occu- 
pied, and all around the room are memorials 
and associations which linger around the heart 
and can never be forgotten. It is natural 
when one visits a scene like this, that bis im- 
agination should be roused, and his patriotism 
receive new life. Whoever would visit the 
cradle of American liberty without emotions 
of more than an ordinary nature, has not an 
American heart, and is less than a man, if 
more than a brute. 

" Philadelphia abounds in other objects of 
interest, iftie Girard College is the most 
splendid e^fice in the United States. The 
building alone cost over one million of dollars. 
The Girard Bank, the Merchant's Exchange, 
the Custom House, are all fine buildings, 
worthy of admiration. The United States 
Mint is well wo*thy (rf a visit" 

The following, touching our friends, Godey 



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md Graham, will cause these gentlem^ to 
smile ; particularly as what is said about their 
lists and glories departing, happens to be the 
purest romance in the world. These maga- 
zines were neyer more prosperous we learn. 

" What young lady or sentimental young 
man has not read or heard of * Graham and 
Godey ?' Their Magazines, for many years 
before the advent of Harper and Putnum, 
were monarchs of the literary field. But now 
their glory and lists of subscribers is depart- 
ing. I was introduced, and spent a pleasant 
social hour with Mr. Godbt and T. S. Ae- 
THUK, veterans in the field of literary exer- 
tion. May their days be long in the land." 



^uskss anb pleasure. 



— Wiser's magnificent panorama of the " Cre- 
ation, Garden of Eden, and the De\uge" con- 
tinues to attract crowds of spectators to Ma- 
sonic Hall. The proprietor tninks the whole 
of the half-dollar gift tickets will shortly be 
disposed of, and that the distribution will 
take place in the course of a few weeks. 
Magmficent and costly artides make up the 
prizes, which may be seen in the window of 
Mr. J. E. Gould. 

— Messrs. Klaudbr, DEGiNTnER& Co., No. 
284 Chestnut Street, have lately mauufactured 
some beautiful suits of furniture for the par- 
lors and chambers of the new part of the Gi- 
rard House, as well as for the superb drink- 
ing-saloon lately opened on the lower floor of 
the same. The materials used are rose- wood, 
black- walnut, mahogany and oak: and all 
fashioned after the latest, most beautiful, and 
at the same time most unique designs. A set of 
chairs, with polished frames and green moroc- 
co backs ana bottoms we noticed particular- 
ly ; they were intended for taking one's ease 
in one's Inn. Considering that Messrs. K. D. 
& Co., have got up a set of the same pattern 
for the legislators at the capital of Texas, it 
may be expected they will nave rather long 
sessions there hereafter. The ware-rooms of 
these gentleman are situated at a point in 
(jhestnut Street where some of the most mag- 
nificent &ftablishments of the kind in the city 
are concentrated. They make a most impos- 
ing stand there, likewise, and hence, one which 
commands great attention. We hope they 
may continue to enjoy the high fevor which 
is now accorded to them ; yes, and with copi- 
ous increase. 

— Dbput, No. 41 North Eighth street, has 
just added to his stock a beautiful invdoe of 
light French goods. Observe his advertise- 
ment. 



— CoL. Ward, of the Santag i^^c^n', had his 
head exumined the other ni^t by KUiott, the 
Phrenologist, Chestnnt, bdow Eighth, who, 
says the Colonel, ■" read him like a book."— 
Elliott is certainly a master of the profiBSsion 
he follows. 

— Sliter has been re-engaged by Sanford, and 
will, during the week, appear every evening 
in his wonder^ dances. Signer Foghd, the 
great violinist, is also retained, and will night- 
ly execute one of his superb solos. New songs 
are also added to the attractions of the pre- 
sent week, in which Lynch, Collins, Rainer, 
Kavanaugh and Sanford all take part 

— The distribution of the gifts which Perham 
has promised to all who buy dollar tickets of 
admission to the Panorama of California will 
soon take place. The Committee of Distribu- 
tion, we understand, have already hdd one 
meeting to make arrangements tlierefor, and 
contemplate holding another during the pr»> 
sent week, when the packages will be sealed 
and placed in a box and deposited in the vault 
of one of our banks to awiut the time when 
Mr. James H. Farrand shall distribute them. 

— Col. Maurice opened his new store on Sat- 
urday evening last, with a very pleasant lit- 
tle entertainment, when he was honored with 
the company of Gov. Biglcr, Hon. T. B. Flo- 
rence, Col. John Swift, Capt, Wylie, of the 
City of Glasgow, Alderman Elkington, Ser- 
geant Andrews, and several other gen^eman 
of distinction, including many editors and 
reporters. Toasts were drank and speeches 
made by Gov. Bigler, Col. Swift, Col. Flo- 
rence, Alderman Elkington, Sergeant An- 
drews, and Col. Maurice, himself. The Col- 
onel gave the following sentiment as a wind- 
ing up of his remarks : 

** Advertising. — ^What oil is to machinery, 
and oxygen is to animal life. Judicious but 
liberal advertising is to success in business." 

The Colonel himself well knows 'the bene- 
fit of liberal advertising, and this pithy senti- 
ment should be regarded as having Delphic 
sanctity. The Colonel's new place of busi- 
ness is at 123 Chestnut, below Fourth. 

— WiLLiAN T. Fry, 227 Arch Street, contin- 
ues to receive beautiful articles of the Ton- 
bridge Mosaic Ware, as well as other elegant 
fancy and toilet goods. His own maauiOic- 
tares, consisting of rose-wood and mafaogafi/ 
writing-desks, dressing-cases and work-boxes, 
are hard to surpass. 

— Whitb Hats, from the new Hat Con^^an/t 
at Sixth and Chestnut, and Messrs. Billings 
& Co., Girard House, are beginning to be a« 
thick as— -as — spiles of brick and mortar oa 
Chestnut street. Beaotiful, beautifiil S— the 
hats»— not the hrioks and mortar. 



THE HOFRAADINDE. 



81 



WHAX SAT Tou, MA3>0Ari"^Fttrqtthar. 




SATURDAY, MAT 91, 1853. 



THE HOFRAADINDE.* 

A THRILLING TALB. 

On the evening of the second of Augost, I 
md a number of young people, assembled at 
the house of a friend to celebrate the anni- 
versary of his marriage. Our host possessed 
that courtesy and gaietv of manner which 
never &ils to promote tne mirth and enjoy- 
ment of a party ; and as to his young wife, 
whose joyous and blooming countenance spoke 
the happiness of her lot, she was the first in 
every scheme suggested for the amusement of 
h^ guests. After having spent a most de- 
lightful evening, we were just about to Wd 
good-nigfat to our kind entertainers. When 
we heanl a carriage roll down the street, upon 
which I stepped to the window, and by the 
light of the carriage lamps, I saw a splendid 
chuioit stop at the opposite dwelling. 

** Who comes home so late ?" asked one of 
the party. 

"That is our beautiful neighbor, the Ho- 
fraadinde,^' readied our host, who seldom re- 
turns before midnight from her fashionable 
parties." 

" Is she a widow ?" said one of the ladies. 

" By no means," replied our hostess ; ** but 
she finds little pleasure in having her husband 
always by her side, who might almost be her 
fiiUier from the disparity of their years, and 
who would find some difficulty in keeping 
pace with the dissipation of his young wife ; 
while she is amusing herself with the gaieties 
of the world, the old gentleman is shut up in 
his stody, engrossed with his pen and his po- 
litics." 

Meanwhile the step of the carriage was let 
down, and an el^ant female alighted, whose 
eosUy attire showed the high rank to which 
she bdonged. The important business of bon- 
neting aiMl shawling being accomplished we 
departed ; but hardhr had we got without the 
door, when the window of the opposite house 
WW violently thrown open, and a female voice, 
m a tone of horror and anguish, exclaimed — 

"Help! Murder! Help, for the love of 
Be^enT' 

'^ What was that ?" exclaimed our host, as 
}» suddenly threw the light from his hand, 
with which he had lighted us down stairs. — 

• From the Bantoh. 



" Some villains must have got into the house 
of the counsellor — that is the voice of his 
lady." 

With the shriek of horror still ringing in 
my ears, followed by my companions, I quick- 
Iv crossed the street and knocked loudly at 
tne door, which, after some time, was at length 
opened by a female, from whom we in vain 
endeavored to learn the cause of the disturb- 
ance, as she was too much terrified to bring 
forth a reply. We flew up stau^ and rushed 
into the saloon, where we found the Hofraa- 
dinde ; the flowers which had ornamented her 
beautiful hair lay strewed upon the carpet ; 
her dress was in the greatest disorder, her 
countenance was pale as death, her hands 
were clasped convulsively together, and trem- 
bling with agitation, she motioned us to pro- 
ceed to an adjoining department. 

We hastily obeyed, and approaching the 
bed, round which the curtains were careful- 
ly wrapped, we quickly drew them aside, and 
with horror beheld the strangled body of the 
counsellor. A rope was round his neck, his 
countenance was fearfully distorted and per- 
fectly black ; his under lip was swelled and 
covered with blood, and his eyes protruded 
from their sockets. One hand hung out cf 
bed, whilst the other appeared to have strug- 
gled hard with the murderer, who in the con- 
flict had torn open the vest of the deceased. 

A cabinet, which stood near, was burst 
open, the drawers of which were left closed, 
and a strange hand seemed to have discom- 
posed the papers. I instantly untied the rope, 
while my friend ran for medical assistance ; 
a vein was quickly opened, but all to no pur- 
pose, life was totally extinct, he was past the 
power of human aid. Just as I was about to 
leave the apartment, my eyes happened to fall 
on something steeped in Uood, which was ly- 
ing near the bed ; I immediately picked it up, 
it was a handkerchief. *' Has any one lost a 
handkerchief?" said I. All replied in the ne- 
gative, and I was just going to throw it aside, 
when I accidentlv noticed the letters with 
which it was marked. 

"Now we will discover the owner," said 
I ; it was marked D. L. 

" You need not go far," said my fiiend, " to 
find the owner ; these are your own initials." 

"It does not belong to me," I rej^ed, 
whilst I put it in a drawer of the bureau ; ** it 
may remain there till some one claims it." 

I now returned to the Hofraadinde. I 
found her somewhat recovered, though still 
much agitated : she warmly expres^ her 
acknowledgments for the kind interest we had 
taken in her distress, and her obligations for 
the very prompt assistance we had rendered 
her. 

The officers of justice now ventured to in- 
quire into the afiair, and the Hofraadinde hav- 
ing again thanked us for our attentions, and 



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said she would no longer trespass upon our 
kindness, we took our departure. 

The streets were deserted, and a light only 
occasionally glimmered here and there from a 
window : the lamps burnt dimly, and as ray 
shadow flitted along I felt as if a spectre were 
pursuing me, and strode along at a more rapid 

rate. In Place I was obliged to pass a 

mile-stone, and as I approached, a man sud- 
denly started from beside it, as with the inten- 
tion of attacking me ; I started back — he 
came towards me, and laying his hand gently 
on m^ arm, and looking earnestly in my face, 
said m a significant tone : 

" It is not the shadow which follows your 
footsteps, which ^ou need fear; but the 
avenger of crime, if any lies upon your con- 
science." 

The countenance of the stranger made a 
singular impression upon me, it is still as 
vividly before me as that moment, grief seem- 
ed to have altered its natural expression. 

" What is the hour ?" said he suddenly. 

" It is not yet one," I replied. 

** The awfii stillness," he rejoined, "which 
precedes the hour is dreadful, but still more 
horrible is the tolling of that single one. I 
wish I were deaf that I might never hear the 
clock strike one." 

He spoke as if his mind was wandering ; 
but I felt as if there were truth and reason in 
what he said. 

** Qo home," he continued, " and pray to 
God to give you peaceful slumbers— every 
Uiing may become frightful in the midnight 
hour." 

He left me, but suddenly returning, he 
whispered : *' he has breathed his last sigh, 
poor man, and I was in danger of doing the 
same — but tell this to no one. 

At this moment the clock of the neighbor- 
ing belfry struck one, upon which the stranger 
— exclaiming, " Dio I che questa vita e fun^ 
esta, (0 God ! how wretched is this life,") — 
hurried awa^. 

On reachmg home I threw myself in bed, 
and soon fell into a most disturbed and fever- 
ish slumber. The strangled counsellor, the 
agony of the Hofraadinde, the handkerchief 
marked with my initials, the mysterious looks 
of the officers of justice, and the wild looks of 
the Italian, were mingled together in a con- 
fused and horrible dream. J^ly the follow- 
ing morning I repaired to my friend. " WTiat 
do you think of this business ?" said I. 

" What should I think of it ?" he replied, 
" the murderer understood his profession too 
well to leave the widow a spark of hope for 
her husband's life. A physician has examined 
the body, and declares that the deceased died 
of apoplexy." 

" You jest !" said I, m surprise, '* and the 
Hofraadinde—" 

" Even she," he rejoined ; " it was herself 



who told me, and with the most perfect com- 
posure too. It is incredible what this philo- 
sophical age will accomplish. A woman who 
yesterday was wringing her hands in the 
deepest despair, can to-day talk so composed- 
ly of the horrible adventure, and examines 
her husband's lifeless body as calmly as if he 
were some wax puppet. Louisa acknowledges 
she never met with so active a housewife ; she 
has already seen that every thing is prepared 
for the funeral, and with the most praisewor- 
thy composure, has given orders for her 
mourning, consoling herself with the thought 
how well her sable weeds will contrast with 
her fair complexion." 

I could not conceal my horror and indigna- 
tion at such unfeeling conduct. 

" Does that surprise you ?" said my friend, 
— '' I have still more wonders to relate. The 
money and bills which were in the bureau, as 
also a valuable brooch and gold repeater, which 
was set with diamonds, remained untouched ; 
but the will, in which the counseller left the 
whole of his fortune to his nephew, is no- 
where to be found. It would appear that the 
murderer had false keys to all the locks, as 
there was no marks of violence having been 
used, except to the bureau, the contents of 
which the counsellor kept secret even from 
the Hofraadinde." 

** Who is his nephew?" asked I. 

"You will be surprised," replied he, 
" when I tell you it is Mastorf, our toother 
soldier, who made the first campaign with 
us, and was taken prisoner by the iVench at 
Maresburgh." 

" He !" I exclaimed in surprise, " as brave 
a fellow as ever lived, and one of my dearest 
friends. Has he been to the counsdlor^s ?" 

" The poor fellow is ill," he replied, ** and 
confined to bed." 

" Where does he live ?" a^ed I ; " I have 
a great desire to see him." 

" That I cannot tell you, but I think I shall 
be able to find him out ; but where do you 
go from this?" 

" To Conditor-street" 

"Good," he replied; "I shall meet yon 
there." 

As it was early when I reached Conditor- 
street, there were but few people in the oo£fee» 
room : however, I remarked, m one comer of 
the room, an elderly gentleman, who waa 
busily employed in reading a paper ; and in 
another, two young men, who were carrying 
on a whispering conversation, in which they 
appeared deeply interested. I knew not how 
it was, but I felt myself irresistibly impelled 
to approach them, and I placed myself at a 
table close beside them. One of them was 
a tall fine-looking man about thirty, his 
features were more expressive than hand- 
some, his eyes indicated a haughty and impe- 
tuous soul, and the whole countenance bore 



THE HOFRAADINDB. 



83 



traces of deep and violent passion ; his dark 
mosUchios gave him a nulitary air, and al- 
thoogh his German was both elegant and flu- 
ent, yet from his foreign accent it was evident 
it was not his native tongue. The sight of 
the other surprised me, — ^yes, surely I had 
seen that hce before ; he was younger than 
his companion, and his appearance much more 
fenrinine ; an eye of fire glared from under a 
t pur of thick, shaggy eye-brows ; and 9S I 
continued to examine him, I soon recognized 
the strange apparition of the previous even- 
ing. I now gave my whole attention to the 
strangers, who appeared to have some secret 
nnderstanding together, and while apparently 
engrossed by my paper, I overheard a few 
sentences which gave me a clue to the purport 
of their conversatibn. 

"Do you still keep your resolution?" said 
tfaeltahan. 

" The carriage is ordered at five," replied 
the officer ; ** I cannot delay a day longer, the 
earth seems to bum under my feet, and the 
sooner I am upon my waythe better." 

" You will reach it on Wednesday," replied 
his friend, " and will lodge as agreed upon, 
in Kralowna Unice ; she will not expect you, 
and your arrival will surprise her." They 
whispered afterwards, but from what I could 
leam it appeared that their conversation re- 
lated to a beftotiful daughter and an old father, 
from whom something was to be concealed, 

"You will know her at the first glance," 
SMd the Italian ; " but in case you make any 
mistake, you may as well take another look ;" 
and he gave the officer a box, on the lid of 
which was the miniature of a lovely female. 

" I would have no fears, but all might yet 
go well," replied his friend, "were she but 
pradent ; but who can have any dependance 
upon a changeable woman ?" 

"* Leave that to me," said the Italian, " ful- 
fil joor promise ; my happiness in your hands ; 
pn me only that, and I shall never forsake 
yon; but remember, before you set oflf to 
l^e oat the letter ; she does not know, and 
^ not believe : tie a knot upon your hand- 
kerchief to remind you of it." 

"I shall not forget," replied the officer; 
but to make certain of it" — ^he felt in vain 
for the handkerchief; he reflected a moment 
—then searched again, and betrayed a con- 
«»derahle anxiety at not finding it " Yes," 
»Hi he, " yes, I must have left my handker- 
chief at hofoe. Come, come with me rather, 
wd I win give you the letter," and they de- 
pirted. 

My curiosity was roused, and I would have 
6>&owed them, had I not promised to wait for 
ay friend, who soon made his appearance, 
^ to whom I related all I had heard and 
neo: bat he thought I gave more weight to 
^ behavior and conversation of the straneers 
than the circumstances warranted. He had 



been fortunate to procure MastorTs address, 
which he gave me. 

'* Have you had no opportunity," said I, 
"of going over to the Hofraadinde.^" 

" She requested me to call for this evening, 
as she wishes to consult me regarding some 
family affairs." 

" Then I entreat," said I, •* that you will 
obtain the handkerchief for me;" this he 
promised to, do, and we parted. 

Mastorf had just wakened from a short 
slumber when I entered. I was shocked and 
grieved at the change which illness had made 
on his once robust and handsome counte- 
nance ; he was pale, and so exhausted as to 
be incapable of the slightest exertion. An 
inflamation of the lungs had brought him to 
the brink of the grave, and though all danger 
was now happily past, yet his physicians 
thought it would be long ere his health was 
restored. 

I asked him if his uncle had visited- him 
lately, but he was so agitated as to be unable 
to reply ; and his attendant informed me, that 
not being aware of his relationship to the 
counsellor, she had told him of the dreadful 
occurrence. 

" My poor fellow," said I, ** have you been^ 
so unfortunate as to leam this in your weak 
state?" 

"You may imagine," he replied, "how 
much it shocked me. I thought it would 
have killed me. But, tell me, is there any 
thing of consequence taken ?" 

" Nothing," said I, " except a brooch and 
a gold repeater — ^the money is untouched." 

"My lot is cast," said he, "I dreaded 
what would happen ; what a malicious arti- 
fice?" 

Without inquiring the meaning of these 
words, I consoled him by assuring him, that 
we would do all in our power to serve him. 
He looked calmly upon me, and answered the 
pressure of my hand with silent emotion. 

On reaching home, I found a small box, in 
which was the handkerchief; and a notefh)m 
my friend informed me that he had nent a 
servant for it, as if one of his guests had 
dropped it, — it was found in the drawei: where 
I had put it. 

I now formed my plans, and determined to 
set out the following day, to endeavor to dis- 
cover the murderer ; but circumstances pre- 
vented me from carrying out my intentions ; 
and after arranging matters with my friend, 
on the fourth day set off on my journey. I 
travelled day and nieht until I reached Dres- 
den ; but as I could get no information re- 
garding the object of m^ search, and after 
resting a few hours, I agam setoff for Prague, 
where I arrived early the following morning. 
The first person I inquired for was a Mr. 
Henneberg, a rich merchant, who, on my re- 
turn from Italy, received me with great hos- 



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Eitality ; he had been some years a widower, 
ut was now engaged to the younger sister of 
his wife, and was just about to celebrate his 
marriage. 

"You could not have come more oppor- 
tunely," said he, as he shook me by the hand. 
** You must be my guest this evening, when 
you will meet my bride, the musical com- 
poser, Deedesdorf, whom you admire so much, 
and another agreeable guest. We shall have 
a very delightful evemng — ^which your pre- 
sence will add to — but I wish to give them 
a surprise ; do^nt mention to any one that we 
are acquainted. 

I promised to come, and we separated. I 
made a thousand inquiries regarding the ob- 
ject of my journey, but no one could give any 
intelligence of the stranger whom I described. 
I found it necessary to think of other means 
to trace him out, and meanwhile sauntered 
along to view the city. There was a consid- 
erable crowd on the bridge, which forced me 
to stop a few minutes before a toy-shop, from 
which at that moment there issued an elderly 
gentleman with a young girl leaning on his 
arm, who was playfully patting his cheek as 
if thanking him for some present he had given 
her. She had a little lap-dog in her arms, 
and as she turned to the shop-people to say 
she would send for her pim;hase, I had a full 
view of her countenance, and inunediately 
recognized the original of the miniature I had 
seen on the lid of the box, in the coffee-house. 
Although not decidedly beautiful, yet she pos- 
sessed that species of fascination which is 
even more engaging than beauty itself;, ani- 
mated and expressive eyes, and a smile so 
irresistible, that it found its way to every 
heart. She was dressed with great taste and 
elegance, and her air and manner seemed to 
inoUcate a cultivated mind. Astonishment for 
some moments rooted me to the spot, but on 
recovering mysdf, I determined to follow 
them. They crossed the bridge, then bent 
their way towards the nuuparts cmT the town, 
where there was a pleasant promenade. — 
When they arrived below the trees, the giri 
put down her little favorite and seemed to 
enjoy its gambols. They took several turns 
up and' down, and the more I examined her 
countenance, the more I was struck with the 
power and fidelity with which the artist had 
depicted her. At this moment a young man 
approached with a greyhound, which ran at 
the little spaniel, and though but in sport, it 
hurt the little creature, which yelled 'njth 
pain* The young girl looked round and &n- 
cied her favorite wounded to death; the 
stranger paid no regard to what was passing, 
but coolly walked on I The opportunity was 
a favorable one ; I ran to the cu)gs, and seiz- 
ing the terrified little creature in my arms, 
carried it to itg mistress* who was so over- 
joyed at its escape, she could hardly find 



words to lliank me. The old gentleman made 
ample amends for the silence of \ds daughter, 
he warmly expressed his acknowledgments 
for the service I had rendered them, and I 
was too anxious to improve my acquaintance 
with my new friends to allow the conversa- 
tion to drop, and accordingly made good use 
of the adventure which fortune had thus 
thrown in my way. I remarked how veir 
attentive the young girl became when she 
heard I had come from B — — . We had 
not been long engaged in conversation when 
a gentleman, evidently a man of high rank, 
and who appeared to be intimate with mj 
new acquaintance, joined us : he took the old 
gentleman aside, saying he had some private 
intelligence to give him. 

"Are there many strangers in B— ?" 
said my companion. 

**A good many," I replied, " particulariy 
Italians." 

" Perhaps," she continued, with increasing 
curiosity, ** you have met with one of that 
country who gives lessons in Italian?" 

" Oh ! yes," I replied ; ** we have met fre- 
quently at the coffee-house, and had much 
pleasant conversation together, but I never 
thought of inquiring his name." 

" Caesar Buenaventura," replied my cwn- 
panion: but she suddenly checked herself, 
and seemed provoked at having committed 
herself thus far. 

** Quite right," said I. " I now recollect 
having seen a letter in his hand with that ad- 
dress — she blushed deeply — "I think," I 
continued, ** the poor man bears the traces of 
great unhappiness." 

*• Is that so very evident ?" she replied, and 
she was just on the point of adding more, 
when the return of the old gentleman inter- 
rupted her. 

" Excuse me, sir," said he, as he joined us, 
** that was my brother-in-law, the president, 
who followed me here on some particular bu- 
siness connected with his office ;" and giving 
his address and an invitation for the following 
evening, which I gladly accepted, they de- 
parted. 

I found my fnend Henneberg waiting at 
the door to receive me — he led me to the 
drawing-room and presented me to his bride, 
a lovely young creature. Leidesdorf was al- 
ready there, and we soon renewed our ac- 
quaintance. 

** You will meet a very talented' and inter- 
esting young man this evening," said my 
host, " who is also from B — — . I think you 
will be happy to make his acauaintancc ; his 
name is Lionkowsky , he is hignly accomj^sh- 
ed and draws beautifully." 

*' So, we shall have some disciples of the 
muses," said the bride. ** Here, Leidesdorf 
reigns supreme in the kingdom of harmony, 



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85 



ind I have already been indebted to him for 
mMT a pretty song." 

The loi^-cxpected guest at length arrived, 
and with a beating heart I recognised the ob- 
ject of my journey j he was most elegantly 
dressed, his manners were extremely fascinat- 
ing, and his behaviour to the ladies was so 
completely that of the finished gentleman, 
that they were all loud in his praise, and 
with one consent declared he was one of the 
most delightful companions they had ever met 
with; ai^ I mnst confess that, under any 
other circumstances, I too would have joined 
in their opinions. I remarked how very at- 
tentive he became when our host informed 

him that I had lust come from B , a piece 

of intelligence, however, which appeared far 
from grateful. He could not recognise me 
igiin, as I never uttered a word when I met 
him in the coffee-house, and indeed hardly 
once raised my eyes from the papers which I 
held in my hands. He entertained us with 
an animated account of the manners and 
cn«toms of the different countries he had vi- 
sited, and he appeared to have travelled 
through roost parts of Europe. With e<jual 
fidelity he described the most polished nations 
and the most savage hordes, and related many 
interesting scenes which he had witnessed in 
Italy, Prance, Hungary, and Poland. He 
gave us a most spirited account of the burn- 
ing of a Polish village, which he had seen in 
his childhood, the fewful countenances of the 
incendiaries — the merciless plunderers — the 
blazing roo& — the shrieks of the spectators, 
and the screams of the terrified children, were 
depicted with a vividness which made us 
shudder ; he talked most of those countries 
which none of us had visited, and it was evi- 
dent be wished to turn the conversation from 

I When the tea equipage was removed, the 
^ bride, who had a great deal of wit and fancy, 
opened the piano and said gaily — 

** Come, here are you, three disciples of the 
■ nrases, and I propose that each shall give us 
a specimen of his different talents ; let a theme 
be cboRen for the musician, the poet, and the 
pointer, and while you are at work, I shall go 
tod order refireshroents. As for vou, mv 
lore," ^e added, turning to her husband, 
"JOQ shall snuff the candles." 

** A noble employment really," said Henne- 
berg, with a smile ; " but come, what is the 
theme to be, on which our friends are to ex- 
errise their talents?" 

"The choice belongs to our friend from 

B ," she replied ; " he arrived first, there- 

fcre he shall choose." 

"Affreed," said I; "will you, gentlemen, 
*cceptbf the theme I shall give 1" 

"Ie8,"8*idaU. 

(PoaUantA in mimbtr Qdriy-tlurM.) 



^i^arre among t|t |teio ^Dob. 



RAOHKl. KKLU^ 

— This is the title of a domestic tale lately 
published by M. W. Dodd, of New York, the 
reading of which has considerably interested 
us. It embraces a net-work of tolerably en- 
gaging incident, and exceedingly wholesome 
moral. Sense is well blended with sentiment, 
and the influence of the union on the heart 
and mind should be decidedly health-giving. 
Rachel Kell was bom in shame, and grew up 
in its shadow. She entered the world doubt- 
ing, desponding, unelastic, and imhopeful. 
In the language of the author — 

" Often she might be seen standing for a 
long time in some lone place at nightfall, va- 
cant and absorbed, and heedless of the dews 
and shades that were falling on her. She 
marked gloomy passages, sometimes misan- 
thropic ones, in the books she read ; and at 
midnight hours wrote sombre passages in her 
album. The interesting pcnsiveness that, 
from a child, had come and gone in her face, 
like flitting clouds playing with the sunbeams 
on a vernal day, now seemed to be perma- 
nently there (or getting so), like the settled 
gloom that overcasts the sky universally, 
making the day rayless. 

" Her grandparents did what they could to 
make her cheerful. They contrived methods 
to divert her ; they reasoned with her : they 
encouraged her; they reminded her of the 
many pleasant things with whicn a kind pro- 
vidence had favored her, contrasting her con- 
dition with that of others, in many points, 
and by many degrees, less favored than hers. 
They sought especially to impress her vrith 
the cheerful sentimente of religion. But all 
these endeavors were at best but very imper- 
fectly relevant to the case, inasmuch as they 
could not change the manner of society, or do 
away the fkct of the poor girl's ostracism. 
They were sometimes worse than useless, ag- 
gravating the feelings they were intended to 
relieve." 

Rachel had the love of Hannah, her grand- 
parent's housekeeper, who the author de- 
scribes as a middle-aged woman, " hale and 
rather fleshy," a fixture in the family. Han- 
nah espoused Rachel's cause, and in her droll 
homely style cheered her up under the slights 
the world was disposed to extend her. 
She would say : — 

" * But never mind, Rachel : you are as 
good as the best of them, and they will find 
it out some day, the dunces. I do declare, it 
is nothing in the world but envy. And I 
don't wonder,' (in an under tone) — * things 
suffer by comparison.' " 

Yet Hannah never spoiled her pet " She 
could not bear spoiled children." 



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Rachel grows older, yet the shadow still 
fdlows her. She meets friends of her own 
sex. and among them Rebekah Raymond. 
Most delicate are the attentions she pays to 
her, who still feels a sense of degradation. 
Rachel is relidonsly disposed, but she is un- 
blessed with uiat perfect communion with the 
Saviour, which lifts one above the world. 
She is *' still subject, at tiroes, to the depress- 
ing feeling of loneliness. Next to homesick- 
ness, which is similar to it, there is no more 
desolate transient feeling known to the human 
heart than that, — as some are constituted. 
She cannot say to herself, as another may, in 
a vacant hour, when work wearies and l>ooks 
are dull, come, let us go look in upon such or 
such a young friend. She cannot say to her- 
self, at the coming on of a delightf\il evening, 
when many are out enjoying it, I will go and 
meet those cheerful voices yonder. When 
the day is dismal, or the night dark, and the 
rain is beating against her windows, she can- 
not beguile the time by writing a loving letter 
to some fond mate. Through many a slow- 
pacing hour she is oUiged to pass, as drearily 
as possible, for want of those rdiefs which 
society alone affords." 

An incident soon occurs which gives her a 
living and breathing sense of her unhappy 
position. It is thus presented by the author : 

** A stranger called at the house, and asked 
if Mr. KeU was in, or Mrs. Kell. Mr. Kell 
was not at home, but Mrs. Kell was in ; and 
the stranger was shown into the parlor, where 
he was received by Rachel. He appeared to 
be about forty years of age, was well dressed, 
with a bland insinuating voice and manner. 
He might have been called a tine-looking 
man, decidedly, but for a certain equivocal — 
almost sinister— expression in his counte- 
nance, awakening sbght distrust. His dark, 
unsteady eyes looked up obliquely through 
their lashes at you, and then were averted to 
the floor. This, with some might have passed 
for diffidence, or modesty, but to a better dis- 
cemer would have been the index of an evil 
c<»iscience. Rachel herself felt at once that 
sinister look, and was chilled by it. Still his 
appearance was that of a gentleman. 

**He did not give his name. 

<*Mr8. Kell h^l lain down. Rachel pro- 
posed to call her : but the stranger desired 
tier, very emphatically, not to disturb her 
rest, saying he would call at another time. 
His hat was in his hand, and he rose imme- 
diately, as if to go ; but still lingered, detain- 
ing Rjkchel with varions indifferent inquiries 
and remarks, and some that were not indiffer- 
ent; all the while surveying her, in his 
oblique, but scrutinizing way, from head to 
foot, much to her annoyance. — with an inter- 
est deeper, evidently, than ordinary curiosity ; 
leas simple than complacency, too heartless 
f(Mr affection, but whose real nature it was 



difficult to determine. At times he looked 
her full and intently in the face ; and then her 
eyes, in turn, drooped and were averted. At 
some of his inquiries, indirectly put, she co- 
lored a little with surprise. They struck her 
as betraying more knowledge of her history 
than a mere stranger could be supposed to 
have, and more than he was disposea to avow. 
* What could suggest such inquiries to a mere 
stranger, if he was one, or. if not, what oc- 
casion, what business, had ho to make them?* 
She was puzzled with the man and with the 
manner. 

"But the mystery was solved bj her 
grandmother coming in. uncalled and un- 
expectedly. 

''He immediately addressed her, in his 
blandest manner, hoping she was quite wdl, 
and advancing to offer her his hand. * I was 
just leaving my regards for yourself and Mr. 
tCell,' he said, ' not being willing to have you 
called from your rest.' 

''Mrs. Kell made no response to this salu- 
tation, except by a painful look of surprise, 
which seemed to say, What assurance ! She 
trembled visibly, though slightly, as she re- 
mained on her feet, a step within the door at 
which she had entered. 

' You do not recognize me, madam — do not 
remember me, I presume,' said the stranger, 
in the same unabashed, bland tone and manner. 

" ' Oh, yes,' replied Mrs. Kell, with a sigh. 
*I do remember you,^-quite too well, Mr. 
Wentworth, — and always shall. I cannot 
hope to be so happy as to forget you— ever — 
in this world.' 

** A shriek, and a fall upon the floor, called 
her attention to her grand daughter. • Went' 
worth V That name, and her grandmother's 
manner, had disclosed the secret to Rachel. 
It was with her father that she had been 
holding, so unwittingly, this mysterious, 
strangely annoying interview. 

" Hannah rushed in, in an agony of con- 
cern ; the fainting girl was laid upon a bed, 
and camphor-spirits and cold water were used 
for her recovery. 

" The unworthy man — irorsf , our tender- 
ness for Rachel forbids our calling him — 
taking advantage of this confusion, inntantly 
left the house, no one knowing whither he 
went, or whence he came. 

" This was the first and last of Rachd's 
acquaintance with him : the first and last, 
probably, of his setting his eyes on her. 

" He had seen his injured offspring for once. 
He had seen how comely and how interesting 
she naturally was; how much she might 
have been a father's love, a father's pride, a 
father's joy, and he hers ; but how shocked 
she was at that father's presence! Whose 
curse follows him ? Not hers ; not ours. Re- 
morse, shame, and voluntary exile, are his 
punishment. It needs no addition. 



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** Eb wfts a nftUye of the place, — the im- 
worthy scion of a better stock; and had 
highly respectable -rdations there. They 
were ashamed of him : and acknowledged no 
kindred with his child ; except, indeed, indi- 
rectly, by a more marked reserve towards her 
than others ; which was bnt natural. 

"Whether it was owing wholly to the 
shock which Bachel receired on this occasion, 
or in part to some oth^ canse^ she was fever- 
ish and indi^x)sed, and kept her bed for a 
week." 

Bachel finally hUs in with a person with 
die imrotnantic name o( Paddleford. They 
meet by accident, at a time when her horse 
"< Chamois" has just given her the benefit of 
a fresh pond bath. P»ddleford is ci^tivated, 
mipceeB marriage, and Rachel finall v rejects 
him. Paddleford buries his griefs in a new 
coortsh^, and before the gossips dream of the 
thing, is ** published," as they say down East, 
to Mss Mi^da Isabdla Pettigrew. 

There are some passages hereabouts in the 
siiB|de tale, touching the treatment young 
ladies should give gentlemen who are address- 
ing them, and upon whom they have made up 
thor minds not to smile. It comes, evidently, 
torn a lady ; — the author of Rachel Kell 
must be of the feminine gender — and one who 
talks very sensibly on this very important 
flu^ect. 

Rachel has another lover — ^if lover he may 
be called — a bachelor somewhat advanced, 
oae who has an eye to the more solid expee- 
tatioDs. At once he essays to win, and com- 
mences visiting her grandfather. This does 
not seem to carry the point, so he employs a 
Mrs. Fain, a neighbor and acquaintance — one 
(€ those good, easy people to be found in every 
community — ^to speak for him. Mark the in- 
terview between this ambassadress from the 
court of Avarice to Rachel : . 

•* • Do you know, my dear, what brings 
Mr. Morehouse to your grandfather's so often, 
lately?' 

" * No, ma'am, not very particularly. He 
had some business with my grandfather, re- 
lating to town affairs, I understood. I think 
it might have been a question of repairs on a 
bridge, which belonged equally to tneir town 
and ours.' 

'' * It wasn't that,' said Mrs. Fain, signifi- 
cantiy. 

"'Perhaps not,' said Rachel; * though I 
heard the words, bridge, adectmen, costs, and 
the like. However, I did not pay much at- 
tention to what passed between them, as it in 
no way concerned me.' 

" « Perhaps it did concern you, Rachel.' 

"«Me,ltos.Fain? How?' 

** * Why, you canH be so simple, I am sure, 
as not to commhend, or, at least, to surmise 
what I mean," said Mrs. Fain, looking archly. 

** '(Ml, and besides the town busmess, what- 



ever it was, it occurs to me now,' said Raohd, 
'that Mr. Mordiouse said something about 
wanting a good 8addle-hoi*se : do you think 
he was after Chamois ? For that would con- 
cern me, in case he were sold to him.' 

" • That is nigher to it,' said Mrs. Fain. 

" ' But I have no idcA, Mrs. Fain, that my 
grandfather would thirJc of such a thing, 
without my consent.' 

" * But now, Rachel, are you really so in- 
nocent ; or do you afifect all this V 

" * Excuse me, Mrs. Fain, I am really just 
so obtuse. I have no more inkline of your 
meaning than the man in the moon. 

" ' To speak out plain, then ; what I sus- 
pect, Rachel, and what I wanted to see you 
about, as a friend, is, that Mr. Morehouse is 
after — ^not Chamois — but Chamois' owner !' 

" Rachel threw up her hands, and laughed 
heartihr. 

" ' Excuse me, Mrs. Fain ; [coloring] it is 
my blunder that I laugh at But really your 
surmisings are quite groundless.' 

" * How do you know that V 

" * Judging from the extreme improbability 
of the thing in itself, and from his manner. 
He has been at oiu* house three tim^ — on 
town business, as I said, (the horse was inci- 
dental) — and there may have been ten words, 
possibly twice so many, passed between him 
and me, on the most indifferent subjects (I do 
not remember what) in the most mdifferent 
manner. That is the total of our intercourse ; 
and I am sure it looks quite the other way 
from that which you imagine.' 

" Mrs. Fain shook her head. ' The total 
oi vour intercourse in words, Rachel ; and in 
looks, perhaps, on ymtr part. But, mind, I 
do not say that he is positively thmking of 
you; but only that such is my suspicion, 
putting his calls at your house and several 
other things together. What I know for one 
thing, and for certain, and from himself, Ra- 
chel, (for he and I are old acquaintances) is, 
that he is thinking of a wife, and looking 
round to find one.' 

" ' It is time, I should think,' said RacheL 

"We shall not report this conversation 
further. Rachel, half amused and half in- 
dignant, forbore discussing the point with 
l^ Fain, and heard her quietly for the half 
hour or more that she had to talk about this 
'rare diance for her, provided Mrs. Fain's 
suspicions were well founded, and if it could 
be brought about.' " 

Next came, as a suitor, a young man named 
i^mer, who had been sent into the country 
by his parents — Bostonians — on account of 
dissipated habits ; but Rachel dismisses him 
with good advice, which he does not take. 
Then foUows the addresses of Forrest Wood- 
s<m. a young lawyer, regarding the treatment 
of which Rachel finds difficulty in deciding. 
He has a strong mind, but a coarse one ; is 



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possessod of no eensibilities, no ddicate per- 
ceptions. Candid and hale, he yet lacks 
deep sympathies. He brags that he has no 
nerves ; and is indifferent to atmospheric in- 
fluences. He considers refinement of manner 
in men, effeminacy! Yet Woodson is po- 
pular with the people, and makes eloquent 
speeches at the bar. He likes to sit among 
loungers, and amuses himself and such a 
circle greatly. He has much in him to gra- 
tify a woman, as well as much also to try a 
wife. 

Rachel hesitates when this new man ad- 
dresses her ; then she soon turns the matter oyer 
to her grand-parents, without coming to a 
conclusion ; then she consults her friend, Re- 
bekah ; then another neighbor, who tells her 
an affecting story, embracing the particulai*s 
of an unfortunate marriage. So she rejects 
Woodson, seeing in him a counterpart or the 
hero of this story. 

Rachel finally becomes pious, is courted by 
one William Geer well worthy of her, and 
marries him, first, however, receiving the 
wannest recognition as a relative from her 
guilty fiftther^s family. Her story is a natural 
one ; just, indeed, what every day happens ; 
and yet, it is full of engaging incident. The 
author has been an unquestionably close ob- 
server of nature. Those who rtid Rachel 
Kell may profit by it, if they choose. We 
consider it, in the counsel it gives to those 
who are coming up in the world, as posses- 
sins inestimable value. It is not a great 
book. No bold daring flights of genius does 
it contain ; no feature calculated to make a 
stir in the world of romance. Its great merit 
is its naturalness. One sees in it a reflection 
of the world in which the scene is laid. We 
commend it cordially, as containing good les- 
sons, happily presented to the reader. 

OOCMER'S NOTBS ANO ElV/ISNOA-riONa 
"TO TMa. TKXT OF SHAKaPSARS.-Seemid 
Notice 

— When the old folio, containing the notes 
and emendations to the text of Shakspeare — 
already noticed by BizARaE, in connexion 
with the volume just published by Redfield — 
first came in Mr. Collier^s hands, he says : — 
" I imagined that the binding was the original 
rough calf, in which many books of about the 
same date were clothed ; but more recent ex- 
amination has convinced me, that this was at 
least the second coat it had worn. It is, ne- 
vertheless, in a very shabby condition — quite 
consistent with the state of the interior ; where, 
besides the loss of many leaves, as already 
mentioned, and the loosening of others, many 
stains of wine, beer and other liquids are ob- 
servable: here and there, holes have been 
burned in the paper, either by the falling of 
the lighted snuff of a candle, or by the ashes 
of tobacco. In several places it is torn and 
disfigured by blots and dirt, and every margin i 



bears evidence to frequent and careless peru- 
sal. In short, to a choice collection, no book 
could well present a more forbidding appear- 
ance." 

The question arises, why were such extrft- 
ordinary pains bestowed upon this paHdcnlar 
copy, and are we warranted in crediting the 
changes thus made ? To this, no enti rely sat- 
isfactory answer can be given ; but there are 
certain facts, which may partially ducidate 
the mystery. It is most likely that the omis- 
sion of many passages which are struck oat 
with a pen, was for the shortening of the per- 
formance of the pli^s, by some company, 
about the year 1032. The numerous stage 
directions, too, can hardly be accounted for, 
except on the supposition that the folio once 
belonged to some one connected with the the- 
atre. Many of the corrections are so obvious, 
that it seems most surprising that the plays 
should have passed throu^ the hands of 
learned critics, without the blunders being 
detected. Such, for instance, is a passage fbom 
the "Taming of the Shrew," Act. 1, Soene 
1, where Luoentio is entreated by Tranio, 
not to apply himself too closely to study. 

** Only, Rood nuulor, whUo we do Mtmlre, 
This rirttie, and this'inor»l discipline, 
Lcfg be no (ttoicA, nor no utocltfl, I pnij. 
Or M> devote to AristoUe'ti checks. 
As Ovid'd be an ontcast quite aljur'd.'* 

'< Such has been the invariable text from the 
first publication of the comedy, in 1623, un- 
til our own day ; yet it is unquestionably 
wrong in the most important word in t^ 

a notation, as the old corrector shows, and as 
tie reader will be sure to acknowledge, the 
moment the emendation is proposed : 

* Let's be no stoics, nw no stocka, I pny. 
Or 90 derote to Aristotle's Ethics^ 
As Grid's be an outcajit quite abjnr'd.* 

** In the manuscript from which the printer 
worked, Ethics was no doubt written with a 
small letter, and with he near the end of the 
word, as was then the custom, and the care- 
less compositor mistook ethickesy for * checks,' 
and so printed it : * checks' is converted into 
ethickes in the hand-writing of the emend&tor 
of the folio, 1632 ; and it is hardly too much 
to say that this misprint can never be repeat- 
ed. " Another error of the same kind is found 
in ** Coriolanus," where is a still more glar- 
ing corruption : 

< Vi^y in thi^ woolvish toge should I ftand here. 
To beg of Hob and DIcii." 

Johnson, Malone, Steevens, Douce and others, 
have vainly puzzled their brains, and written 
notes on this word, "woolvish;" but the 
proper word was never guessed, until found 
in tne margin of the folio : 

** Why in this teooUen togo should I stand here," 

When popular dramas were printed, it was 
generally done by cq)ying the manuscript ^ 
short-hMid writers, who took down every 
word as it was uttored. This fact has been 



BIZARRE AMONG THE NEW BOOKS. 



proven by Malone, «Eid satiBfihctorily exjdams 
mtjxy strknge mistakes. Actors were mnoh 
aTerse to the publication of plays, fearisg 
that the nnmber of readers would diminish 
their audiences. It is well known, that about 
half of Shakspeare*s productions remained in 
manuscript, until seven years after his death ; 
and of those pruited during his life time, not 
one can be designated to which he, in any 
way, contrilmted. (hie yery amusing proof 
of the errors which thus crept in, is found in 
" Coriolanus," where Menenius is talking of 
himself to the Tribunes. " I am known (he 
says in all editions, ancient and modem,) to 
be a humorous patrician, and one that loves 
a cap of hot wine, with not a drop of allaying 
Tyber in it : said to be something imperfect 
in favoring the first complaint. " The correct- 
ed folio restores the true sense and humor of 
the passage, by rendering ** first complaint," 
**tktrst complaint." Sometimes the change 
of a angle letter, is of the utmost importance. 
In Macbeth, Act 1, Scene 7, where Lady Mac- 
beth reproaches her husband for not being 
ready to murder Duncan, as he had determined 
todo: 

» What tMast watt then 
That made tou break this cnterpiiM to me? 
When 70a durst do it, then you were a mMn." 

This seemingly absurd question, is made per- 
tinent and clear, when we find that the print- 
er substituted e for instead of printing, — 
"What 6005/ was't then," Ac., thiL<? taunting 
him with cowardly shrinking from his resolu- 
tion. Whole lines are in some cases omitted ; 
and in the following example, it is easy to see 
what misled the printer: In " Coriolanus," 
Tolomnia is entreating her son to be patient : 

" Prav be coun5cird. 
I hare a heart •* little apt a« yours, 
But yaC a brain, that loads my use of anger 
lb better vantage.'* 

We may well ask, to what is her heart as apt as 
that oi Coriolanus? The sense is most in- 
complete until the lost line is restored : 

•' Pray be oounsell'd. 
I have a heart a5 little apt as yours. 
To brook control without the tise (ganger,** 

The repetition of the words, " use of an- 
ger," at the end of two successive lines, in- 
duced the compositor to suppose he had print- 
ed both, instead of one. We find in Act 4, 
Scene 1, of the "Tempest," Prospero com- 
iDendiug Miranda to Ferdinand, in these 
WOTds: 

"Fori 
Hava Kiven yon a tMtd of my own life." 

For the word thirds the corrected folio has, 
tkrid (i.e. thread) in the margin. In Act. 5, 
Scene 1, of the same play, all editions have 

^'lloly Oonsalo, honorable man, 
lOne^ae, eren sociable to the show of thins^ 
FaU feUowly drops.** 

The folio of Mr. Collier gives : 

'^NodU Oonialo, honorable man, 
Mine eyes, eren Kidable to ibejlote of thine, 
Ml feOowly drops." 



The "Merry Wives of Windsor," Act 3, 
Scene 3, contuns a printer^s blunder which 
has occasioned much conjecture. ** It occurs 
at the end of one of the Host^s speeches to 
Dr. Caius : * I will bring thee where Mistress 
Anne Page is, at a farm-house a feasting, and 
thou shalt woo her. Cried game, said I well ? ' 
The difficulty has been how to make any sense 
out of * Cried game ;' and various suggestions, 
guch as tried game, cry otm, &c.f have been 
made ; but the truth seems to be, that the 
Host, having said that Anne Page was feast- 
ing at a farm-house, in order still more to in- 
cite Dr. Caius to go there, mentioned the most 
ordinary objects of feasting at farm-houses at 
that time, viz, curds and cream : * curds and 
cream,' in the hands of the old compositor, 
became strangely metamorphosed into cried 
game ; — at least this is the marginal explana- 
tion in the corrected folio, 1632." Some of 
the stage-directions, omitted in all editions, 
add much to the efi*ectiveness of the scene. 
When Portia asks, " Are there balance here 
to wei^ the flesh ?" and Shylock answer, ** I 
have them ready," at this point the actor 
should display the scales to the audience. 

A comparatively insignificant error, is in- 
jurious to a very l)eautiful passage in the part- 
ing scene of " Komeo and Juliet." 

*'I'U say yon grey is not the mominfr's eye, 
*ns but the pale reflex of Cynthia's brow." 

^* Cynthia's brow" would not occasion " pale 
reflex," and by the omission of one letter the 
light is at once cleared : 

" Tis but the pale reflex of Cynthia's bott," 

We find in "King Lear" a mistake of the 
first letter in a word which alters the sense 
entirely. " After Kent has spoken, Lear looks 
at him doubtingly, and observes, in all im- 
pressions: 

'This is a dull sight ^Are you not Kent?' 

The words, * This is a dull sight,' are not in 
the quartos ; and Steevens parallels them by 
* This is a sorry sight,' from Macbeth : while 
Blakeway contends that, Lear only means 
that his eye-sight is bedimmed. Lear has 
previously stated that his eyes * are none of 
the best,^ and here he means to complain of 
the badness, not of his < sight,' but of the 
light: 

'This is a dull lifhf 

is the word in the folio, 1632, amended. — 
Lear would hardly call the sad spectacle be- 
fore him * a dull sfght ;' but his eyes being 
dim, and the light dull, he could not be sure 
whether the man before him was Kent." At 
the close of the play of ** Titus Andronicus," 
Lucius, speaking of his father, says to his 
son: 

" Shed yet some small drops from thr tender spring, 
Because kind nature doth i^uire it so : 
Friends should associate friends in weal or woe. 
Bid him ferewell ; commit him to the grave; 
Do him that Icindnesi, and talce leave of him.** 



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<* And take leare of him," besides marring 
the rhyme, sonnds very tame, so that for both 
these reasons, the amendment of the manu- 
script is preferable : 

" Bid him farewoU ; oomult blm to the gn,r9 ; 
Do blm that kindness— ai< that he can have.** 

We might quote many other similar passa- 
ges, but enough has been given to show the 
value and interest attaching to Mr. Collier's 
book. This gentleman seems to anticipate 
ridicule and opposition, but he claims to have 
his folio judged on the principles of '* common 
sense," and says he has been " anxious rather 
to underrate, than overrate," the importance 
of his manuscript. *' I shall probably be 
told in the usual terms, by some, whose pre- 
judices or interests may be effected by the 
ensuing volume, that the old corrector knew 
little about the spirit or luiguagc of Shaks-« 
peare : and that, in the remarks I have ven- . 
tured on his emendations, I prove myself to 
be in a similar predicament. The last accu- 
sation is probably true: I have read and 
studied our great dramatist for nearly half a 
century, and if I could read and study him 
for half a century more, I should yet be far 
from arriving at an accurate knowledge of his 
works, or an adequate appreciation of his 
worth. He is an author whom no man can 
read enough, nor study enough ; and as my 
ambition has always been to understand him 
properly, and to estimate him sufficiently, I 
shall accept, in whatever terms reproof may 
be convened, any just correction thankfully. 
. After this modest acknowledgment, we may 
safely presume that critics will pause, before 
inflicting condemnation on Mr. Collier's inno- 
cent folio, and that the most violent champi- 
ons of the old editions, will decline doing bat- 
tle against so an enthusiastic admirer of 
Shakspeare. 

SVROtM'a AUTOBIOORAPtHV. 

— We last week gave some extracts from 
Mooters Journal and Correspondence—hi present 
in course of publication, both in England and 
America — which related particularly to By- 
ron's &mous Autobiograpny, and its suppres- 
sion by Lady Byron's friends, with the ooncur- 
^nce of Moore himself. Touching the right 
of Mr. Moore so to deal with a document en- 
trusted to him for publication, there are vari- 
ous opinions ; one of which — and as we think a 
very reasonable one — will be found in the 
fbl lowing extracts from the London Athe" 
nmim: 

'' We are not going to maintain the rights 
of the public on the ground of any prurient 
curiosity which they may feel to pry into the 
scandals of private life : but the characters of 
^reat men are the property of the public, and 
m whatever degree that of Byron might have 
been illustrated by this lost manuscript, with- 
out offence to morals, in that degree the pub- 



lic would have been wn»ged b^ Moore— who 
was a trustee for them. Ev^ry inference leads 
to the belief that the cause of morals was in no 
degree endai^ered by the intended publica- 
tion. Mr. Ii(foore, of course, knew well the 
contents of the manuscript, — and no suspi- 
cion seems to have crossed his mind that there 
wafi any reason for withh<dding it from the 
public until it was suggested. Aft^nvmrds, 
ne expressly asserts the blamelessness <^ the 
work, with such slight exceptions as came 
easily within the management of that edito- 
rial liberty which had been reserved to hhsL 
Lord John Russell himself, who had read the 
manuscript, and appears to entw into the 
family view of the ease, does not rest his ar- 
gument on any such ground. He speaks ex- 
pressly of only " three or four pages of it," 
which were in the sense in question unfit for 
publication. — ^Well, then, tnat obiectioo re- 
moved, — we get at a party who had a Tital 
interest in this publication oi which Mr. 
Moore could by no right whatever dispose. 
Mr. Moore's personality in the matter went 
no degree beyond the 2,000/, which was its 
incident, liberally assigned to him. The man- 
uscript which was for this purpose the auto- 
biographer's kind gift, was K)r other purposes 
a sacred trust. When Moore received the 
benefice, he took the duty. With the one he 
might deal — with the other not. Even had 
there been no beneficial gift, the duty would 
have been absolute, — but the personal kind- 
ness made it yet more binding, if anything 
can add to the obligation of an absolute duty. 
The autobiographcr's character had been heia- 
vily assailed, — and if, as is understood this 
document contained a portion of his defence, 
to be uttered from the grave, — then, ke took 
upon himself a solemn responsibility who sup- 

Eressed it. It was the advocate destroying 
is client's brief^ in the court of last appeal. 
Would Byron have put this appeal to poste- 
rity (supposing it to have been one) into the 
hands of Moore, if he could have foreseen 
that he was thereby providing for its inter- 
ception on the way to that posterity which it 
was never to reach ? The very nutter and 
alarm which the news of Byron^ death occa- 
sioned in reference to this document raises 
painful suggestions that it might contain mat- 
ter which, though unwelcome to others, it 
was unjust to its author — and not morally 
permitted to his friend — ^to withhold. We do 
not think the public will ever be satisfied in 
the matter. To bum the manuscript was the 
last thing, it will be felt that should have been 
done with it. There was no intelligible need 
for such pressing hurry : — the question of its 
publication then or in future— or at all — 
might have been decided at leisure. The 
ver^ haste to destroy the witness raises sus- 
picions ; and if they be unjust, it might have 
been convenient to tne parties themselves who 



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are answerable if that witness had been kept 
in the backeronnd, and produdble, to confute 
I them." 
-Snce the abore was prepared, we have re- 
ceired the London Athenaumy of April 30th, 
obtaining a letter from the late Mr. Murray, 
and addr^sed to Robert Wilmot Horton, the 
frien^ of Lord Byron's family. This letter 
was written shortly after Byron's death, in 
answer to a statement of Moore rdative to 
the sale and destruction of the autobiography. 
It asserts that Moore offered the MSS. to the 
Longmans before he took it to Murray, and 
that when the document was destroyed he 
(Moore) was not legally liable to repay the 
two thousand guineas to Murray. Mr. Mur- 
ray says, he paid Moore two thousand euineas 
on the execution of an assignment of we Me- 
moirs made by him (Moore,) and Byron, Mr.. 
Moore covenanting in consideration of the 
said sum, to act as editor of the Memoirs, and 
to supply an account of the subsequent events 
of Lord Byron's life, &c. Some months after 
the execution of this assignment, Moore re- 
quested Murray, as a great personal favor to 
himself and to Lord Byron, to enter into a 
second agreement, by which he (Murray) 
should resign the absolute property which ne 
had in the Memoirs, and give Mr. Moore and 
Lord Byron, or any of his friends, a power of 
his redemption, during the life of Lord 
Byron. 

Mr. Murray adds, that under the impres- 
sioQ there might be something in the Memoirs 
of an injurious character to the friends of By- 
ron, he did not hesitate to make the altera- 
tion. Subsequently Moore, being pressed by 
Murray to redeem the MSS. according to the 
provisions of the last assignment, neglected 
to do so, and at Byron's death, by these pro- 
visions it became Murray's property. Mr. 
Murray adds, in conclusion : 

" As I myself scrupulously refrained from 
kwking into the Memoirs, I cannot from my 
own knowledge say whether such an opinion 
of the contents was correct or not ; it was 
enough for me that the friends of Lord and 
Lady Byron united in wishing for their de- 
struction. Why Mr. Moore should have 
wished to preserve them. I did not nor will 
inquire ; but having satisfied myself that he 
had no right whatever, in them, I was happy 
in having an opportunity of making, by a 
pecuniary sacrifice on my part, some return 
for the honor, and I must add, the profit, 
whidi I had derived from Lord Byron's pa- 
tronage and friendship. You will also be able 
ta bear witness that, although I could not 
presume to impose any obligation on the 
iricnds of Lord Byron oft Mr. Moore, by re- 
fimng to receive Uie rq>ayment of the 2,000 
guineas advanced by me, yet that I had de- 
termined on the destruction of the Memoirs, 
without any previous agreement for such re* 



payment, and you know the Memoirs were 
actually destroyed without any stipulation on 
my part, but even with a declaration that I 
had destroyed my own private property, and 
I therefore had no claim upon any party for 
remuneration." 

©owooi-ORAF-re ORSA-r work. 

— The third volume of Mr. Schoolcraft's 
great work on the Indian Tribes of the Uni- 
ted States, contains a very interesting Jour- 
nal of the Travels of Lewis Brantz of Balti- 
more, through the western country, in the 
year 1785, translated from the original Ger- 
man, by Mr. Brantz Mayer. ^&. Lewis 
Brantz, at the period of his death, in 1838, 
was President of the Philadelphia and Balti- 
more Railroad. 

The people of Tennessee, at that early day, 
are thus described : 

" It is only about five years since this coun- 
try was begun to be developed ; and in the 
civilized portion of the Union, there are at 

E resent but few who even know its name. — 
during the war with the British, the inhabi- 
tants of this remote station suffered greatly 
from the inroads of the Indians, and were 
almost exterminated, when the peace of 1783 
released them at once from their dreadful suf- 
ferings and horrid anxiety. The people re- 
semble those whom I have already spoken of 
in Kentucky ; but their reputation for some 
time past, has been rather worse than their 
northern neighbors'. It is said, however, that 
since they have come under the laws of North 
Carolina, their deportment has improved. — 
Some official distinguished personages, whose 
duty required their continuance at this post, 
have in some degree polished those rough 
dwellers of the wilderness, who in their come- 
ly and distant fastness, had in truth began 
to live very much like the Indians. Never- 
theless I am sorry to learn that magistrates 
are occasionally mnnd here with their ears 
cutoff!" 

The same volume contains a learned article 
from the pen of Peter A Browne, L.L.D., of 
this city, upon the hair of the Indians. It 
is wdl known that hair and wool have been 
Mr. Browne's peculiar study for several years 
past. Comparisons are instituted between 
the hair of the aborigines and that of the 
white races, and cuts are given of both. Mr. 
Browne says : 

*' I have not in my possession any sp^- 
mens of very long liair of the head of the 
oral-haired species. I have wm» of the beard 
of the Hon. Kichard Yaux, presented by him- 
self, which measures one foot eleven inches." 

Truly this is a formidable beard! Had our 
wortJiy ex-Recorder lived in the middle ages, 
he would have been claimed by the Long- 
beards, or Longobardi, called Lombards by 
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"rt-»Ai_A-r-rA. 

— Charming book this— just the thing for the 
sea-side relaxation season, which is last ap- 
proaching. It comes to us from Ticknor, 
Keed and Fidds, of Boston ; and the idea sug- 
gesting it. unquestionably, originated with 
the accomplished junior partner of that 
thriving and popular firm. We see his re- 
fined poetical taste in every selection ; the 
style and execution of the book are his : in- 
deed, to be brief, Fields reigns supreme every- 
where, both in manner and matter. 

" Thalatta" is mainly a gathering of the 
thoughts of some of the best poets, American 
and English, touching the sea and its associa- 
tions. Now and then Schiller, and Heine, 
ahd Ruckert, and Muller, and GoDthe, and 
Stolberg, are drawn upon for tributes, but 
generally speaking, the selections are confined 
to the inspired numbers of those who have 
written in the language of Shakspeare. 

The reader doubtless desires a taste of the 
contents of this volume, so we furnish a few 
extracts. They have been seen and admired 
before, yet they lose nothing by repetition, 
especially when given in a group. 

**Tbe ocean looketh up to beaT«n, 
As 'twere % liring thing; 
The homa^ of it6 waves is given. 
In ceaseless worshipping. 



"They kneel upon the sloping sand 
As bends the human knee, 
A beautiful and tireless band. 
The priesthood of the sea. 

"The sky is as a temple's arch, 
The blue and wavy air 
Is glorioas with the spirit-march 
Of messengers at prayer." 

J. O. WoirrasR. 

THE LBE-SnORB. 

<< Sleet, and HaU, and Thunder I 
And ye Winds that rave 
TUl the sands thereunder 
Tinge the suUen wave — 

''Winds that like a demon 
Howl with horrid note 
Boond the toiling seaman 
In his tossing boat— 

^^From his humble dwelling 
On the shingly shore; 
Whore the billows swelling 
Keep such hollow roar — 

'*Fiom that weeping woman 
Seeking with her criea 
Snooor Bupeihuman 
Fxom the fttnming skSei— 

" From the urchin pining 
For his father's knee — 
From the lattice shining^ 
Drive him out to sea f 



'^Let broad leagues dissever 
Him Ihnn yonder Ibam; — 
GodI to think man ever 
OoBiaa too near Us Home r* 

Tbomas Hood. 

fisheb's song. 

** Up and down, all day long, 
Life glides by us, like our song; 
In our little fisher-boat, 
On the restless sea we float, 
T7p and down, all day long, 
Li& glides by us, liko our song. 

<* Far fh»n care, fkr from pain. 
Fur from thoughts of graedy gaSn, 
Calmly, cheerfUly we ride 
Over life's tempestuous tide. 
Far from care, fer finm pain, 
Fw from thoughts of greedy gain." 

Fbox tek QnMAS* 

ORKKK AMD ftOK/IAN K^VTHOUOOV. 

— Messrs. Lippincott, Grambo & Co., of onr 
city, have lately published in a neat and sub- 
stantial style, an Epitome of Greek and Ro- 
man Mythology. It is accompanied with ex- 
planatory notes and a vocabulary, and was 
prepared by Professor John S. Hart, of the 
Philadelphia High School, a gentleman whose 
classical attainments are of a high order. 
The volume is, we are told, a brief but com- 
prehensive epitome of classical mythology, 
and written in the purest Latin : the diction 
being taken mostly from Ovid and Virgil. It 
is adapted to schools, each page containing 
questions calculated to bring out the facts of 
the text. Notes, explanatory of poetical and 
historical allusions, are given at the end of 
the volume. 



— The London papers have a rumor of an 
opera, just finished by Otto Qoldschmidt, ac- 
companied by expectations that Madame Ciold- 
schmidt f Jenny Lind) will return to the 
stage for tne purpose of introducing her hus- 
band ^s music. 

— The French papers announce the death of 
M. Louis Emmanuel Jadin — patriarch anoong 
French musical composers. M. Jadin was 
eighty-six years of age. 

— The Emperor has bestowed upon, the obese 
and dinner loving Signor Rassini, a comman- 
dership of the legion of Honour. 

— John Farrar, LL. D., late Hollis Professor 
of Mathematics in Harvard University, died 
at his residence in Cambridge, on Sunday last, 
the 8th inst., aged 73. Prof. Farrar was a 
native of Lincoln, Mass. He graduated at 
Harvard C<^ege about fi^ years since, and 
after holding the office of Tutor for two years, 



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was appointed to the Chair of Mathematics 
and Natural Philosophy in 1807, which he 
filled with eminent ability for twenty-nine 
years. Since 1 836 , when he resigned his Pro- 
I fessorship, he has been a martyr to a protract- 
I ed and excruciating form of puralytic disease. 

I — The delegates to the different Temperance 
' oi^ganizations of New York, held a meeting 
one day last week, to take suitable measures 
I for calling a World's Temperance Convention 
I during the Crystal Palace opening. A com- 
I mittee of Bloomers, representing the female 
I Temperance people, ajad headed by Rer'd 
' or Dr. Lucy Stone, applied for admission as 
delegates but were refused. Thereupon they 
became furiously mad, and called a meeting 
which took place last Saturday evening, 
when they gave full vent to their wrath. We 
do not know which is most offensive, the in- 
temperance of liquor or the int^nperance of 
woman Vrightism. 

— The London papers state that Jullien, had 
gone to the continent to engage some first-rate 
solo instrumentalists to accompany him on his 
American expedition. He has already secur- 
ed M. Reichert of Brussels, who comes from 
the same band as the eminent clarinetist, M. 
Wuille, and intends fortifying his orchestra in 
all solo departments, so as to render it impreg- 
nable and impossible to attack. 

'* Jullien has also engaged two eminent 
basso pilfers, and a horn player of high 
repute. He will be shortly at Berlin to close 
a treaty with a celebrated performer on the 
ophideide " He sails for this country in 
June. His agent in New York has engaged 
Dodsworth*8 band and little Paul Jullien. 

— Several books lie upon our table unnoticed ; 
among them ** Poetry of the Vegetable 
World" from Messrs. Moore, Anderson & Co., 
Cincinnati ; " Old Neighborhoods and New 
Settlements," *« The Slave Trade Domestic and 
Foreign," by Henry C. Carey, from A. Hart 
of oar city ; ** The Last Leaf from Sunny- 
side," from Philips, Sampson A Co., Boston. 

— M. Alexandre Thomas is about to deliver a 
course of lectures in London, which he enti- 
tles *• Confireiues^* on French histonr. The 
prospectus embraces the large field of French 
society, poUtical, religious, and literaiy, dur- 
ing tOQ reign of Louis Quaterze. The lectur- 
er will take the correspondence of Madame 
De Georgne for his text. 

— We learn from Rome, that the Minister of 
Peru in that city hag invited sculptors to send 
in proposals for the execution of an eques- 
trian statue of General Bolivar, and twelve 
other statues, in marble. 

— A London paper says that among the 
oddities of musical performance employed ad 
copfofKltim, must be signalized the exhibition 



mlade the other day in Paris at the benefit 
concert of M. Henri Herz. Every one remem- 
bers the * Hexameron,' or six variations on 
* Suoni la tromba' from ' I Puritani,' which 
M. Liszt used to play, and which were com- 
posed by MM. Liszt, Thalberg, Chopin, Pixis, 
Czany, and Hertz. At the entertainment in 
question, each variation was played by a dif- 
] ferent pianist,— the half-dozen executants 
being MM. Ehrlich, Fumagalli, Goria, Mulder, 
Ravina, and Herz. ^ 

— A paper was lately read to the London 
I Asiatic Society '* on some Chinese Inscrip- 
I tions on Porcelain Bottles foimd in Ancient 
I Egyptian Tombs." This paper comprised an 
examination of twelve such inscriptions on 
' porcelain bottles brought from Egypt to Paris. 
Tbe characters are rudely and roughly traced, 
- and combine the peculiarities of the Tsao-shoo, 
or abbreviated character, and those of the 
I Hing-shoo, or running hand. The former 
I was partially employed about 200 b. o., but 
: both forms came into general use in the third 
, century of our era. Four of the legends are 
distinctly legible : and these consist of lines 
from poems the authorship and dates of 
which are well ascertained. The earliest is 
from a poet who flourished in the reign of 
Kao-yuen, a. d. 702-745 ; and the latest was 
taken from another who lived about a. d. 
1068. A still further criterion of their age 
was found in the style of the poetry. The 
i Chinese distinguish their poetry into two 
schools, — the Koo-te, or ancient style, and 
the Kinte, or modem, which came into vogue 
about the seventh century ; and to this latter 
the lines upon the bottles unquestionably be- 
long. Another paper before the same society 
embraced the announcement of a curious dis- 
covery viz : — that the Northern Arabs about 
the head of the Red Sea were really governed 
by Queens, and that Solomcw's Queen of Sheba 
no doubt came tnm this quarter, about tbe 
Gulf of Akaba, and not from the Southern 
extremity of the peninsular The proof of 
this is found in the list of the Syrian tributar- 
ies of Pul, or Tiglath Pilesar, where the last 
name after Hnrim, or Hebron, is '* Sabibim, 
Queen of the Arabs." * This list, which has 
been made out by joining La^rard's fragmen- 
tal inscriptions, is very curious. Eighteen 
tribu£kries are mentioned, among which are 
Kustaspa, of Comagene ; Rezin, of Damas- 
cus ; Sibit-bel, of Gubal ; Menahem, of Sama- 
ria; Salumal, of Melitene, &c. The list, 
together with that of Sennacherib's Syrian 
tributaries, and the conquests of Asur-akh-pal 
and Satgon, give a complete tableau of the 

Seat cities and provinces bordering on the 
editerranean. 

— A penny subscription was lately taken in 
London by the friends of Kossuth with 
which a copy of Knight's Shakspeare> bound 



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in mulberry-coloured morocco, stamped with 
the great Magyar's bearings, and enclosed in 
a case which is an exact model of Shakspeare's 
house, beautifully executed in white hoUy 
and black oak, was purchased, and was to be 
presented to Governor Kossuth on the 6th 
of tlie present month, at the London Tavern, 
before a free meeting, of both sexes, by a 
literary deputation. Mr. Douglas Jerrold it 
was expected would be spokesman. 



mrs-^mici. 



— A few months ago, the New York Knicker' 
hocker had some sprightly remarks upon this 
subject. Some of the choicest specimens 
were from the columns of the PubUc Ledger, 
of this city. Few who read the article will 
forget the unes about 

"Sweet little Bfll J, 
Wboee Iveatli wm m pure m a lily," 

whose friends added, that 

"TlioQgta we put thy deftUi In the pApore, 
8U11 we miM thy innocent oepen.^ 

The following verses often appear in the 
Xiedger: 

**Fare thee well my nhikl fbrerer, 
In tbia world I've lout mr Joy ; 
In the next we no'er shall ravor, 
There 1*11 meet my uigel boy.** 

If the writer and the deceased are never to 
sever in the next world, the impropriety of 
bidding farewell forei^er ought to be obvious 
to the meanest capacity. Occasionally the 
word girl is substituted for boy, at the end of 
the last line, making it the blankest of blank 
verses. 

The following appeared in the Ledger for 
May 7th: 

"Dearert Huy Elizaboth, she is gone, 
Her sister went before — 
Mow they both meet in betren, 
Kerer to part any more. 
They liave a lltUe brother they left behind— 
Nor do we know bow soon 
They mny caU on their dear little brother 
To play around the silver moon." 

This theory of the locidity of heaven differs 
from that of the Rev. Mr. Harbaugh, who 
has suggested one of the Pleiades as the spot. 

fBMII.I-IARMONlO. ^ 

— This old and very popular society, gave 
their last concert, for tne season, at Musical 
Fund Hall, on Wednesday evenine of this 
week ; when Mrs. Emma Bostwick, Mr. Henry 
Appy, Julius Siede, and Herr Thiller appear- 
ed ; Mr. B. Carr Cross presiding at the piano. 
We go to press at too early a day to say any- 
thing especial in our present number of tne 
entertainment. Possibly we may give a notice 
in keeping with the merits of the subject 
hereafter. This much we may now venture 
to assert : the entertainment was of a very 



pleasant character, like all those which have 
preceded it. A crowded room greeted the 
artists, and the applause was hearty, if not at 
all times judicious. 

A OUM^SB OF A -rSRRSaTIAl. PARAOieS 

— Was afforded to us the other day. Wc by 
accident found oursdves at a high point in 
the Chinese Museum ; and, casting our eyea 
across Ninth Street, we beheld the private 
garden of one of our wealthiest and most re- 
spected families, the ensemble of which, when 
seen from such a height, and at this youth- 
time of vegetatiim, is surpassin^y beautifuL 
We looked with our whole eyes, we called 
into action every particle of ^factory sensi- 
bility which we possess. Both seeing and 
smelling were charmed to an ecstacy. We 
paused for a moment wrapt in a detirium of 
pleasure. Thel^ were those fresh, clean plats 
of grass, those flower-strewn shrubs^ those 
lofty green-clad trees, those nicely-rakJed and 
profusely-graveled walks — and then that de- 
licious atmosphere which floated above all« 
and which a gentle west wind brought over 
to us, and which we kissed with the mad 
rapture of a lover. We did not covet the 
ownership of those bewitching grounds, — no, 
no, with all our sins, we are not covetous, — 
but we could not help wishing that Pro- 
vidence had made us proprietor, in fee, of a 
spot equally attractive. 

How few of these choice oases in the city's 
desert of bricks and mortar do we find ; and 
how much more precious do they become on 
that account ! 

TO OORRBaPONOBlSTTa 

— " Spiritual Dialogues, *' we are soiry to say, 
close with our next number. They have 
been much admired. The author promises 
us further contributions hereafter. 

** The Hofraadinde " is a thrilling story. It 
was translated from the Danish many years 
ago. 

OHANoea. 

— Among the many changes which are takinc 
place in Philadelphia, the additions to. ana 
improvements of, the old Arcade, are decidedly 
stnking. The squat old building is beginning 
to look quite spruce by means of them. Im- 
mense letters whidi defaced the front, indi- 
cating the location of bath-rooms and billiaid 
saloons, have disappeared under the stone- 
cutter's chisel, and a clean, bright, smooth 
face takes the place of a very dirty one. 
Then the whole front has been oilivened and 
humanized — ^if we may so speak — ^by a grace- 
ful iron verandah running its entire width, so 
that the insemble of the awkward looking 

Sile is made quite agreeable to the eye. We 
not know to what use the re-painted and 
refreshed entire up-stairs of the building is to 
be appropriated : out it is hinted that it is to 
beccnae a hotel on the French plan of a bed 



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95 



and cmt wbere joo please. Possibly such an 
esUbli^nnent, at such a point, might socceed. 
A lady friend of ours, says she likes well 
enough the appearance of the verandah ; in* 
deed, it strikes hor as wearing qnite a poetical 
air : bat " will it not," she adds, with an ex- 
pression indicating an unpleasant taste in the 
mouth, •• will it not become a lounging place 
for cigar smokers and tobacco-chewers 1 " We 
shall see. May the sense cf sight, too, prove 
all the evidence vouchsafed us, in case the 
smokers and chewers are admitted to such an 
impending position. 

•UBRAMV AND GU^ROSlSl.-' 

— A very neat quarto, with this title has been 
commenoed in Buffalo, (N. Y.) and promises 
to be pt^polar. Its character is well mdicated 
by its name. The editors are D. S. Manley, 
Elbert Perce and William R. Manley, assisted 
by A. L. tiomuse. 

OMAW^I«M AOAIISI. 

,1 —Christopher Crawfish, of Manynnk Ter- 
, race, ftimishes us this week with the follow- 
I ing budget: — 

t^ GHRISTOFHKB IN SCHOOL. 

p Chris. Geography Class, stand up! — 
■1 What's the capital of Pennsylvania? 
I UtBoy. Philadelphia. 

Chris. Next. 

2d Boy, Wissahiccon. 
i Chris. Next. 

ZdBoy. PillPigler. 
j! Chris. That's right: go up to the head. 
j What's the capital of New Jersey ? 

1st Boy. Cfooper's Creek. 
I Chris. Next. 
I 2d Boy. Raccoon. 
! Chris. Next. 
\ Zd Boy. I know, sir ! 
' Chris. Well, why don't you tell it? and 
I not stand scratching j'^our head. 
:| Zd Boy. The Camden and Amboy Rail- 
|! road. 

I Chris. That's right. Now yon may have 
I arecess. 

I Why is it that a person travelling on a tum- 
' pike very rarely loses his way ? Because he 
IS toWd at every gate. 

Which is the largest part of France ? Bo- 
norparte. 

The sentence of the law being executed 
upon the murderer. Spring, will l^ likely to 
make a short Summer, — because Spring and 
FaU will come close together. 

What part of Pennffrlviinia must be most 
opposed to popular education? SchuyUkiU 
coanty. 

Philaddphia has three establishments to 
Aunish the people with water; and three 
^hmisand to ihmish them with ukiskcy. 

Ai the Ixnxl Mayor's dinner, Mr. Dickens 



had to make a speech for Mrs. Undetomscabin. 
Now, what the Dickens is the matter, that the 
lady who can write such killing negro ro- 
mances, cannot make a speech. Could she 
not give a Ucturt ? Perhaps Mr. Uncletoms- 
cabin could tell ? 

John Bull has declared that Turkey shall 
not be dismembered. We doubt if John will 
stick to his declaration longer than next 
Christmas. 

Santa Anna is begging Spain to protect him 
against the fillibusters. Is not this going to 
the goat's house for wool ? 

3ft55-issippi is said to be the father of wa- 
ters. 

We laugh at a Dutchman when he calls a 
a ship he ; and yet we call the John Stevens 
she. 

A* daily paper states that a police officer haa 
secured $20,000 worth of counterfeit money. 

We had no idea that counterfeit money was 
worth so much. 

In what case can a crab best express its 
grief? In the genitive singular. Cancer (a 
crab) can-cn*. 

The address of the women of England on 
the subject of American Slavery, it is said, 
contains 571,000 names. Are there so many 
women in England who can write their names ; 
or did some of them make their marks ? 
Hie-roRiCAi. eooie-r^r 

— A report of the 170th celebration of the 
anniversary of the Landing of Penn by the 
Pennsylvania Historical £>cietj^» has been 
placed upon our table. It contains besides a 
mil account of the proceeding at the dinner 

g'ven on the occasion at the United States 
otel, Judge Conrad's oration—an able and 
doquent effort 

ef»tRi-ruAi. K4A^alP■e-rA'Tlo^ta 
— We have received from G. P. Putnam & Co., 
through G. B. Zeiber " AReveiw of the Spir- 
itual Manifestations," it comes from the pen 
of Rev. Charles Beecher Pastor of the First 
Congregational Church Newark, N. Y., and 
appears to be a very learned examination into 
a very great humbug. 

* htmUR -THOes WOK/IKN." 

— The ladies are getting up a Floral Fair for 
the benefit of the Northern Home for Friend- 
less Children. It will take place at the Chin- 
ese Museum on the last day of the present and 
the two first days of the coming month, and 
will without question prove a brilliant enter- 
prise. 

f»i-HL..OLOGuoAt. umoTTVjmmm. 

— We take pleasure in calling attention to 
the course ot lectures on English Philology 
by Mr, Bums, to be commenced on Thursday 
evening next at the Fnmklin Institute. Tfate 
novel feature of these lectures is the original^ 



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BIZARRE. 



and often amosii^, manner in which w<»rds 
are illustrated, 'mthout seeing these illustra- 
tions a person can hardly believe how much 
may be made (Philologically) of the ox. We 
have always had a high idea of the usefulness 
of this valuable animal, but until we saw 
some of these illustrations we had no idea of 
his importance in a literary point of view. 
For the rest of our life we shall look upon an 
ox with more respect than we have done 
heretofore. To all who have a taste for litera- 
ture, or who desire to understand the philoso- 
phy of lan^age, these lectures will be ex- 
ceedingly interesting. 



HIO NfOER KaT. 



— The dramatis personm of Uncle Tom's 
Cabin have been ** done up" in style by the 
French lithographers, as may be seen in a 
window up Chestnut street. Popular taste in 
tuT day has decidedly a n^ro tendency, ^e- 
gro music has been m vogue for some time, 
negro literature has also been hestowed on us, 
and why shall not negro prints prevail ? These 
are great days for the cdored ' * populashum. ' ' 
White-washers, washerwomen, and boot- 
blacks, will eventually be constantly found in 
the atdiers of our artists ; nay the time may 
come when our Raphaels and Vandykes will 
set such a value upon elongated heels, pro- 
truding lips, frizzy wool, and coal black skin, 
that they will pay any price to secure as sit- 
ters, those who are so fortunate as to possess 
them. 

^Msintss mH "^Immt 

— Mr. Perham distributes his gifts on the 
28th inst. They consist, as we have repeat- 
edly said, of $12,500 valuable articles, in- 
cluding the Panorama of California, a supurb 
piano, gold watches, gold pencils &c. The 
Panorama will be exhibited up to the time 
that it passes into the hands of the fortunate 
individual who secures the lucky package, con- 
taining an order fbr its ddivery. Apropos of 
manager P., he has arranged excursions for 
the city of Washington the 23d and 24th 
instants, when those who desire may visit 
the Capitol the first day, and return the se- 
cond, with only a damage to the pockets of 
ten dollars. The fare itself for the trip will 
be only six dollars. Those who are economi- 
cal may enjoy the whole affair at an ex- 
pense of between seven and eight dollars, nnd 
include Mount Vernon in the trip. 

— Sakford*s Troupe at the Concert Hall, is 
unquestionably the best we have ever had in 
the city,** The vocalism is admirable, solos, 
choruses, trios and duetts being executed in 
the very best manner. The dances, too, fbr 
those who like that branch of the performance 



are cai»tal. We should not forget moreover 
in noticing the performance of Sanford's 
Troupe, that there is a good deal of pleasant 
jesting among the ** colorb gemplemen," in 
which Ssuiford himself is prominent. Some 
of the jok6s are rather old, but being very well 
uAd, th^ go off with no little eclat. 

— Wiser's Panqraita of the "Creation, 
the Garden of iSen and the Deluge," at 
Masonic Hall continues to attract crowds both 
afternoons and evenings. It is a grand work, 
and reflects much credit upon the artist who 
executed it. The moving of the painting is 
accompimied by music of the piano, from Mr. 
Warden. We understand that this exhibition 
will be removed to Musical Fund Hall early 
next week, when a better effect will be given 
to it, than it could possibly receive at the 
place where it is now exhibited. It should be 
remembered in connexion with the exhibition 
that the purchaser of a fifty-cent ticket, en- 
titles himself to two admissions and a chance 
for one of the valuable gifts to be distributed 
at an early day. These gifts may be seen in 
the window of Mr. J. E. Gould Swam's Build- 
ings. 

— Col. William P. Maurice has got well 
established in his new store at 123 Chestnut 
street, and will we presume for a long time be 
stationary there. His opening is every where 
talked about ; and we have seen at least fifty 
notices of the brilliant event in the papers. 
He keeps as formerly, every thing in tne sta- 
tioners line. His principle assistant, too, 
now, as in times past, \s Mr. Kemble, a gen- 
tleman who is wdl worthy of the distinguish- 
ed name he bears. 

— Mr. F. H. Smith, Arch street below Sixth, 
and one of our most esteemed advertisers is 
constantly getting up beautiful articles in the 
way of portfolios, portmonnaies, pocket-books, 
and dressing-cases, while his general stock of 
fancy and toilet goods is of the best charac- 
ter. 

— Messrs. Burton & Lanino are daily open- 
ing new styles of Parisian decorative papers 
as well as hundreds of varieties, got up at 
their own manufactory in the northern part of 
the city. 

— Mr. a. a. Jones, of the well-known con- 
fectionary, Simes' Buildings, Chestnut above 
Twelfth, has opened the old Parkinson stand. 
No 38 South Eighth street in connexion with 
the former place, and one may go there as for- 
merly and enjoy luxuries of all kinds. Jast 
now strawbeiTies and cream are in the as- 
cendant. 




THE HOFRAADINDE. 



97 



iT SAT raOf ilU)CArr*—Fiarquhar. 



mxt. 



FOR THB -WZEK ZSmXQ 

SATXTB^DikYy MAT t28, 



1853. 



THE HOFRAADINDE.* 



^ THBIUAHQ TALB. 



My theme ^was & night-scene. A young 
wife on returning home finds her husband 
stitnded in bed. The companj appeared sur- 
prised at the tra^c nature of mj choice, but 
c^ttinly tlie subject was one which gave 
great scope to the imagination, and even Lin- 
kowskj, who thought it an unpleasant sub- 
ject for company, was forced to acknowledge 
it was one jmrticularly adapted for the pencil. 
The bride quitted the room, and we com- 
menced our occupations. No sound, save a 
chord from the musician, broke the silence 
which reigned. About a quarter of an hour 
bad elapsed when Linkowsky suddenly gazed 
It his sketch, then sprung from his seat, took 
sereral harried steps through the apartment, 
•gain hastily approached the table, and seiz- 
ing the drawing, prepared to destroy it. 

" Hold !" exclaimed our host, as he arrested 
his hand. •• Whatever is done in this apart- 
ment belongs to me. Is your drawing so 
powerfblly executed as even to terrify your- 
self?^ — ^But, by Heavens, one's very hair might 
stand on end at the sight of it :'' and on say- 
ing this, he handed me the drawing. 

I shuddered as I looked at it ; it was the 
Coimaellor just as I had seen him, as he lay 
stranded on that eventful night. 

^ You may stop your employment," said I 
to LddesdoHT, '* and I shall throw away my 
poi, for there is a power of deleniation in this 
sketch which we can never come in competi- 
U<m wi^ ; we are but bunglers — the drawing 
has gained the prize, and whoever has seen a 
strangled man most acknowledge its fidelity. 
I admire your power of imagination, Herr 
Lh^kowsky, but one mav readily suppose that 
a genius such as your s must often be tor- 
mented with extraordinary dreams." 

** Not at all," he replied, " I sleep too com- 
posedly to be so disturbed : it is only when I 
take my pencil in my hand that my imagina- 
tkm retains such mastery over me ; but that 
dielch is not merely my own fancy. I saw, 
■omawhere in my travds, I think in Geneva, 
a pnintiiig, the remembrance of which guided 
Bjfaand." 

Alt these words he stretched out his hand 

• OoultinMl ftom pggtt 86. 



to take my handkerchief, which lay on the 
table beside me, to wipe away the cold drops 
of perspiration which started to his forehead. 

"Pardon me," said I, "that is my hand- 
kerchief." 

"Excuse me,'' he replied, " if I have made 
a mistake — but no — my initials are upon it." 

" My name has the same," I replied. 

" You are right," answered he, as he took 
his from his pocket. 

This occurrence drew us into conversation. 

" Perhaps we may be namesakes," he con- 
tinued, " and ' perhaps called for the same 
person ?" 

"Periiaps 80," I replied; "my name is 
Daniel Lessman." 

" It is then only our initials which are the 
same," he rejoined, "for my name is David." 

The entrance of the bride put a stop to our 
conversation, and on finding that neither the 
poet nor the musician had completed their 
tasks, she asked Linkowsky what he had 
done, and requested he would show it to her. 

"You must pardon me," said he "that I 
must deny your first request. These gentle- 
men flatter me that my drawing is powei-ftdly 
done — no, no, it is only the beautiful that this 
art should have any thing to do wiUi, and 
not the horrible. Away then with this sketch, 
it shall no longer disturb our cheerfulness ;" 
he drew the sketch over to him, and then 
commenced another subject of conversation. 

The attention of the lady being called away 
to something else, she soon forgot her awaken- 
ed curiosity, while our host seemed well 
pleased that the amusement of the evening 
had taken another tura. Herr Linkowsky 
repeated some of his most entertaining anec- 
dotes, but there was a total change in his 
manner. In fact, the cheerful tone of the 
company was evidently forced, and my at- 
tempts to restore our gaiety met with but in- 
different success. Linkowsky would, on no 
account give up the drawing, and he several 
times looked inquiringly towards me. 

" May I ask," said he, " before we separate, 
for your address ? — ^your acquaintance inter- 
ests me more than I shall take the liberty to 
express, and I shall be happy to pay you a 
visit." 

I assured him that I should be extremely- 
happy to see him; and giving him my ad- 
dress, he departed much sooner than the rest 
of the party. 

" That is a most singular man," said the 
bride, as soon as he had disappeared, " and I 
assure you, my dear bridegroom, were we not 
already engaged, I know not what might 
happen, for I admire him excessively." 

On inquiring of my friend HemiebCTg, where 
Linkowsky lodged, he informed me at Kra- 
lowna Unice, but said he had forgotten the 
number. The carriage having arrived for the 
bride and h^ friends, the party broke up. 



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and Ludesdorf accompanied me part of the 
way to my lodgings. On the following morn- 
ing I began to reflect on the steps which I 
should take to accomplish my object ; but in 

the meantime sat down to write to B * I 

had not been long engaged in this occupation, 
when some one knocked at the door, a stranger 
entered, and, stepping up to me, said, 

** Are you from ^-- — ?" 

On expressing my displeasure at this in- 
trusion, and refusing to answer his abrupt 
and impertinent question, he replied, 

** I am one of the officers of justice, and 
you must answer me. Are you Uerr Daniel 
Lessman, from B ?" 

" Yes," T replied. 

♦* Then I have orders to arrest you ; and in 
the name of the President, I command you to 
follow me." 

** Willingly," said I, and having arranged 
my chamber, I quickly followed him to the 
street, where a carriage awaited us. After 
driving a considerable way, the carriage 
stopped at a spacious court, and we alighted. 
I followed my conductor along a vaulted pas- 
sage, at the extremity of which we found a 
jaUer awaiting our arrival ; and the oflBcer 
naving delivered me over to his care, and 
wished me a happy termination to the busi- 
ness, took his departure. The jailer fixed 
his eyes upon me as if he would impress every 
feature on his mind, and then ushered me into 
my apartment. The chamber would not of 
itself have been disagreeable, but for the 
prospect without : not a living creature was 
to be seen — I had not even a glimpse of the 
blue heavens — and opposite was a dead wall. 
Though convinced of my perfect innocence, 
still it was a sad thought that here I must 
remain in this dreary solitude till the afifair 
was inquired into. Except the jailer, I did 
not see the face of a human creature the first 
day of my imprisonment, and he looked so 
sympathising that I had nearly requested he 
would favor me with pen and paper ; but it is 
so painful to meet with a disappointment 
where one has encouraged a hope, that I re- 
linquished my intention. I went early to 
bed, and slept better than I expected. Next 
morning, when my jailer entered my prison, 
I remarked that his countenance was unusu- 
ally cheerful; he desired me, in a friendly 
tone, to prepare to receive some visitors, who 
would be with me in the course of the day. 
At an earlv hour the door of my solitary pri- 
son was nastily thrown open, and the old 
gentleman, whose daughters little favorite I 
had protected, stepped into the room. 

** It grieves me much, my dear sir," he said, 
as he shook me warmly by the hand, " that 
in place of seeing you at my house, I visit you 
here. I beg to assure you how much both 
my daufthters feel indebted to you for tout 



politeness, and also how deeply interested we 
are for your present distress. I 

I thanked him for his kindness, but added, 
" I cannot imagine how you became so soot 
acquainted with what has occurred." 

** It was my brother-in-law, the President," 
he said, " who saw you alight from the car- 
riage, he instantly recognized you, and men- 
tioned it to me in the evening. It surprised 
me exceedingly — we must not, however, lose 
hope ; all will yet go well." 

" I suppose," said I, ** that from your re- 
lationship to the President, he has told yon 
the reason of my being here ?" 

" He did so, indeed, and seldom has any 
occurrence caused me more regret." 

"May I entreat," I rejoined, "t^at jm 
will iniorm me of what I am accused ? — ^it 
will set my mind at rest to know the cause of 
my imprisonment." 

** It is very painful to me to be obliged to 
tell it to you — but, how is it possible? — it is 
little more than twenty-four hours since yon 
arrived, and you have already — the longer I 
look at you the less inclined am I to bdieye 
it — they say that you issued bank-notes which 
you have forged. 

As the good old man said this, he looked 
half inquiringly, half sorrowfully at me. The 
accusation astonished me so much that for a 
moment I was unable to reply : — but I quickly 
regained my self-possession. Crime of any 
kind was so far from my mind that I did not 
allow it to make an impression upon me. 

" I am too incompetent," continued the old 
man, ** to give an opinion of the aflair at pre- 
sent ; but what I can do for you, be assured 
shall be done. Meanwhile, I have ordered a 
more comfortable apartment to be prepared 
for you : in the course of the day your lodg- 
ings will be searched, and I have obtained 
permission that you shall be present." 

I thanked the old gentleman for his kind- 
ness, and could not but think how strange 
that the trifling incident of the fright of a 
little lap-dog should be the means of softening 
my present situation ; the old man wannlv 
pressed my hand, and then departed. His 
promise was fulfilled : a short time after he 
left me, the jailor came and conducted me to 
a chamber in the opposite side of the building, 
the windows of which looked into the street, 
and open view delighted me more than I can 
describe. I now took courage to ask my 
jailor for writing materials. He civilly re- 
plied, ** that until my lodgings were searched 
he could not comply with my request." Din- 
ner being over, after pacing my apartments 
for some time, I approached the window in 
the hope of seeing some known countenance. 

Many were the pedestrians and oarriagQ 
which hurried past my window : and I conld 
scarcely believe my eyes, when in one of than 
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99 



my fisend and his daughter, to whom he 
seemed to be addressuig some animated con- 
Ttnatioii. He was quite as elegantly dressed 
18 the erening I met him at Henneberg's, 
bat there was some differenoe in his appear- 
nee which I could not at lirst account for, 
tin I discovered he wore no moustachios. I 
had hardly recoTored from my surprise at this 
erent, when one of the officers of justice en- 
tered to conduct me to the examination of my 



The moment you quitted your lodgings," 
be said, " your apartment and papers were 
sealed up — and if you have a clear conscience, 
jon will feel tranquil as to the event." 

" He entered a carriage, and soon reached 
my lodgings, where we found the officers of 
jnstioe who had sealed my apartment, waiting 
fer 08. The seals being broken, and nothing 
being discovered to criminate me, they con- 
gratulated me on the result of the search, and 
Msored me I should be set at liberty the fol- 
lowing morning. 

I thanked them for the interest they seem- 
ed to take in the matter, and said I was in- 
dined to treat the affair as of no moment, and 
pointing jestingly to a coat which hung on 
the back of a chair, and which the servant, 
tbe evening I was taken prisoner, had brush- 
ed and thrown there, desired them to examine 
it as strictly as they thought neccessary. 
They examined it with the closest scrutiny, 
tad drew from one of the side pockets two 
papers carefully folded together, which, on 
ounination, were found to be forged notes. 
What I felt at this moment it is impossible to 
deacribe ; although my conscience was clear, 
I oovld scarcely stand the looks of the officers 
of justice. Every comer of the apartment 
via now minutely examined, but no further 
proof of my guilt appeared. Some of my 
dotbes were thrown into a trunk, and I was 
led back to prison. The jailor, who was a 
good hearted fellow, shrugged his shoulders 
on being ordered to take me back to my for- 
■era^partment. What had occured seemed 
iWBdicable to me — was it possible that the 
rascal could have put the forged notes in my 
peekei at Henneberg's ; but no — suddenly a 
^^ broke in upon me. On that morning in 

wfaicfal sat writing to B , the servant 

bnoght me a list of wares which he said a 
pedlar had given him to show the stranger — 
the man was unknown to him — was it not 
pQssifale that it was the rogue himself? — 
eoQld he not have hurriedly thrust the notes 
iato my coat-pocket while the servant brought 
M ia the list — ^yes, it must be so. I had 
pMMd three days in my dark dungeon, when, 
oa the morning of the fourth the door of my 
ytitment was suddenly thrown open, and 
m old gentleman burst in. 

''Oh, my friend," he exclaimed, <<the 
knr of your deliveraiice has arrived — ^yes, 

/ 



you may look at me with inquiring eyes— yes, 
you are free, but I stood on the brink of a 
fearful gulph, and was unconsciously hasten- 
ing my own destruction ; and had not some 
good angel watched over the poor short-sight- 
ed mortal, my happiness would have been de- 
stroyed and the comfort of my old age lost 
forever. But God be praised, who has dealt 
so mercifully with the poor old man ; but in 
place of standing here, I must go home, and 
show my gratitude to Heaven, by giving 
ahns to the unfortunate." 

Seeing me about to interrupt him, he con- 
tinued : 

" Ask me no questions, I cannot tell you 
what has happened, this business lies like a 
stone at my heart. Farewell, I must go home 
and see my happiness again with my own 
eyes — but come to me in the evening, and 
then you shall hear all. And now if yoa do 
not, with me, fall down on your knees and 
thank pod for your preservation, I shall have 
nothine more to say to you," and with these 
words he left me. 

At twelve o'clock my door was again open- 
ed — with a beating heart I approached it, 
thinking I was free ; but no, it was only the 
jailor with my dinner — ^he looked gloomy, 
and my courage sunk again ; but this was 
only assumed, for on taking another look at 
him, I saw he in vain tried to conceal a smile. 
Without uttering a word, be placed my repast 
upon the table, and then withdrew to a cor- 
ner of the room, where be could observe me, 
I removed the cover from the dish where in 
place of food I found a letter from the Presi- 
dent, in which he expressed his regret that 
his duty had forced him to treat me as he 
had done : that he would not rest satisfied 
until he done all in his power to obliterate 
from my mind the recollection of the late un- 
pleasant occurrence, but that he would defer 
further explanation till the evening, when we 
would meet at the house of his brother-in- 
law. 

** How do you relish your dinner ?" said my 
attendant, as he suddenly approached vad 
seized my hand. *'Do you think I would 
treat you with common fare to-day? No 
doubt you will have better food at the Presi- 
dent's, but it will not be offered with a warm- 
er heart; for although for five years it has 
been my lot to lock up unhappy criminals 
Grcm the light of heaven, my breast is not 
locked up to pity and compassion ." Tears 
stood in the poor fellow's eyes, who appeared 
to have conceived an affection for me. An 
officer of justice now entered with instructions 
to conduct me to my lodgings. So bidding 
adieu to my kind jailer, I returned to my old 
abode, where I proposed to remain one night 
before taking up my quarters at the old gen- 
tleman's. <nist as the carriage stopped at my 
lodgings, I saw two figures hurnedly ap* 



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proachingt and the next moment I was press^ 
ed in the arms of Henneberg and Leidesdoif. 

" My dear friend," exclaimed the latter, 
" what anxiety have we not suffered on your 
account — ^it was only l^tdy that we heard 
any thing of the matter, and were too certain 
of your innocence to fear the result." 

" And yet," interrupted Henneberg, ** that 
would not have prevented me from going to 
the President's to assure him of your honour 
and principle, had Linkowsky told me that 
your imprisonment was occasioned by some 
absurd mistake, and that you would be set 
at liberty immediately." 

** Have jovL seen him to-day ?" 

" I have only seen him once," he replied, 
''when he gave this intelligence respecting 
you." 

After talking the matter over for a while, 
we separated, with the promise of meeting at 
Henneberg's in the evening. On entering my 
apartment, I immediately proceeded to exam- 
ine my trunk, and found every thing there but 
the handkerchief. 

At an early hour the carriage of my kind 
and hospitable friend conveyed me to his 
dwelling, where I was received with the wel- 
come of a son ; and the old gentleman waited 
with impatience the arrival of his brother in- 
law. In vain I looked for his daughter. My 
hunger was soon appeased, and my curiosity 
satisfied regarding this mysterious affair. 

In Krowlina Unice there was a two-story 
house, the entrance to which was by a flight 
of steps ; the owner lived upon his means» 
aud as he was fond of pigeons, he had built a 
dovecot in the court, at the back of the hoiuse. 
One evening as he was returning home, just 
as niffht was closing in, he went to take some 
remedy to one of the doves which was sick. 
On entering the court he observed that the 
ladder, which usually stood against the dove- 
cot, was placed under a window ; the window 
was not open, nor was there any light in the 
apartment, which bclongnl to a lodger ; he 
thought nothing more of the circumstance, 
but took the ladder to the dovecot and brought 
down the sick pigeon. As he was about to 
quit the court he heard a window hastily 
torown open ; he looked up and saw a man, 
with a bundle in his teeth, just ready to spring 
from the ledge of the window. Terrified at 
this, the good man threw the pigeon from 
him, and calling to the stranger to desist 
from his purpose, he seized the ladder and ran 
to his assistance ; but the man thinking there 
was no great danger in the leap, and that he 
would escape through the house into the 
street, jumped down and ran into the house : 
but here his progress was arrested b^ one of 
the domestics, who instantly seized him, call- 
ing outstep thief! Findine escape impossi- 
ble, the poor wretch begged hard for mercy ; 
tti0 laEDdioTd of the house now entered and 



aeked him what he got in the bundle, he con- 
fessed it was some artides which he had sto- 
len from the apartment above, but dedaied 
that necessity alone, and the ^ cries of hk 
starving children had tempted him to this 
crime ; he added that by means of the ladder 
he had entered the stranger^ apartmentt he 
had broken open his desk, and taken from it 
what the bundle contained ; and also that if 
they would have compassion cm his poor chil- 
dren, he would willingly endure the severest 
punishment they could inflict. The humane 
master of the house was moved by these 
words, and replied that had the stolen pt>- 
perty been his, he would have instantly al- 
lowed him to escape, but as it was his lodgers 
who seemed to be a person of consequence, be 
might be severely blamed for permitting any 
one who had broken into his apartment to 
escape without further inquiry and thereCore 
his duty compelled him to send for the officen 
of justice : but whatever his fate might be, 
he might rest assured that his children would 
be taken care of. This assurance appeared to 
comfort the unhappy criminal, for whom the 
kind-hearted landlord ordered a plentiful sup- 
ply of fqi^d, but the wretched man was in do 
situation to taste it. A servant was instantly 
despatched after an officer of justice, who 
were not long in obeying the summons ; they 
strictly examined the prisoner, and remarked 
that he had never been upon their list. They 
now proceeded to examine the bundle, the 
contents of which caused them no small sur- 
prise. 

" By my faith," said the officer, as he un- 
folded something which was carefully wrap? 
ped up in paper, *^ the gentleman above stairs 
has not been bom in a fisherman's hut," say- 
ing which he handed the landlwd a magnin- 
cent brooch. 

** This does not surprise me." replied the 
latter, '' for at the first glance I said he was 
a man of fortune." 

The next article which they took from the 
bundle was a small box, containing a gold re- 
peater, which was still more splendid than 
the brooch. 

•* My poor fellow," said the landlord, turn- 
ing to the prisoner, ** you made a valuable 
capture, but you have not much luck with 
your prize: but what is that ?" he continued, 
as he i^aw the officer take a long flat etUi case 
from the bundle. 

"This." said the officer, *• certainly does 
not correspond with the other articles, it . 
seems to be worn away from constant use ; 
but what the devil — I cannot open it — try as 
I will, I can neither find clasp nor s^uin^." 

** Let me try," said the landlord. His ef* 
forts were for a time equally fruitless ; but at 
length he accidently touched a small cross OA 
the under side of the box, which turned 
round and the box flew opm. ** Here is tho 



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101 



riddle," exdihned the host, while the officers 
came near to examine the contents. The^ 
looked at them, contracted their hrows, and 
then hastily approached the lights on a side- 
laUe to f>crutinize them more narrowly ; then 
taroing to the landlord, said — 

^'May I request that yon will instantly 
send one of your domestics to the Dresden 
Gate, to seek out the other officer who he- 
longs to our district ? I shall write him a 
note, which will bring him here in the space 
of an hour ; therefore I request writing ma- 
terials* 'tis a matter of consequence." 

The master of the house complied with his 
wish: the note was quickly written, and a 
serrant instantly dispatched with it. 

" Good heavens I exclaimed the host, 
" what can be of any consequence in that lit- 
tle case?" 

"Fellow said the officer, . turning to the 
eriounal, *• you have committed a great crime 
in breaking into your neighbor's house with 
snch mtentions ; but justice itself might al- 
most forgive you, nay, regard you as being 
the most honest man of the two. A flask of 
wine, if you please, the rogue shall moisten 
his tongue — 1 may venture to say that his 
pomsfament will not be very great." 

" As much wine as you will, but surdy you 
win let me see the contents of the little 
case?" said the landlord. 

It was some time before he could prevail 
wifli the officer to gratify his curiosity ; but 
at length he reach^ the case to him, under 
promise of the strictest secrecy. His curios- 
ity was soon satisfied, but it was fbr some 
tinieere he recovered from the shock of hav- 
Bg harbored such instruments in his house. 
Akog with a flank of ink, two pencils, and 
nrenl very fine pointed pens, was a folded 
bai& note, half executed. The thief learnt 
with astonishment thstt he had stolen from a 
inMer rogue than himself, and looked upon 
hisKelf as an instrument in the hands of 
ftwridence to bring him to justice. Mean- 
while the servant who had been dispatched, 
fcond the officer surrounded by several friends, 
xtd he was in the middle of an animated 
^Mcfa at the moment he delivered him the 
oote; he opened it with an air of indiffer- 
CBce, hot no sooner had he glanced at it, than 
he started up and seized his hat and stick. 

** I am exceedingly sorry," said he, to leave 
thi« good company, but were one of my five 
pU dianged to a boy, I would not be half so 
Btf^ as the contents of this note have made 
■K; I must now hasten away, for duty must 
W minded." 

Fdkwed by the messenger, the officer hur- 
Hed (A, and scarcely paused to take breath 
* ther reached the road, which stretched 
krto ^ left <tf the Dresden Gate. 

" What IB that ?" said the officer, ** sure* 
If liiat ia a carriage under the trees !" 



" I ^ink you are right, ' readied his com- 
panion. 

" Plague on the feUow," herejdned, ** had 
he nothing to do but to drag us after him to 
Kralowna Unice, that is no step. 

They approached the carriage. 

**Look, look." whispered the domestic, 
" there is some one stealing away from the 
carriage and hastening towards the gate !" 

** Faith, you are right," rejoined the officer ; 
it approaches the houses, there is a hght — ah, 
'tis a woman, 111 venture my neck upon that ; 
the carriage is there with no good intention, 
that is certain'" 

Hastily, but softly, they drew near the 
earriage, it was a travelling one, to which 
there was a large trunk strapped on behind. 

''Are you asleep, coachman?" said the 
officer, but no answer was returned. The 
servant went close to him and tapped him on 
the back. 

"What do you mean by that?" said the 
coachman, " get along, and leave honest peo* 
pie in peace." 

"For whom are you waiting?" asked the 
officer. 

** For whom do you inquire ?" was the re- 
ply. 

" Not 80 insolent, if you please, fellow, — 
'tis an officer of justice who speaks to you, 
and if you are not a little more civil, I must 
teach you to be so ; turn round the carriage, 
and drive me to Krawlowna Unice ; if you 
comjAy readily you shall have some money 
for drink, now mount and be off." 

" Impossible, sir, I wait for someone here." 

" For whom can you be waiting at this late 
hour, and so far fitnn the gate too ?" 

" For a young gentleman of the univers* 
ity," rephed the coachman, " who is going 
to his father, who is dangerouriy ill.'* 

" Why not wait for him at his own lodg^ 
ings," said the officer, " in place of on this 
distant spot?" 

"Oh, one of his young friends gave an en- 
tertainment to-day, which prevented him get- 
ting away early, therefore he must steal quiet- 
ly through ther gates." 

** Your story does not hang very well to- 
gether," rejoined the officer ; •* turn round 
instantly, I command you, and do as I order 
you." 

The postilion was frightened, and obeyed* 
The officer stepped in, the servant sprung up 
behind, and the carriage drove c^. They had 
not gone far, when thev saw a man running 
at full speed : he was hastening past, when 
he suddenly glanced at the carriage, and in- 
stantly stopped : the postilion drew up. 

" Is it you, Joseph ?" exclaimed the stran- 
ger, panting, — *• in the devil's name," he con« 
tinu^. not observing the servant behind the 
carriage, " have you drank your five sensas 



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BIZARRE. 



away? What could possess yoa to torn 
back?" 

" He is taking me to Krawlowna Unicc," 
said the officer from the carriage. 

*^ What is the meaning of this ?" repHed 
the stranger. 

** He has my orders to do so," rejoined the 
officer, «* and if you will do me the favor to 
step into the carnage and accompany me there, 
you can then proceed on your ioumey." 

"What insolence is this?" rejoined the 
stranger, " and what right have you, sir, to 
take possession of any one's carriage ?" 

** The pres.sing duties of my situation," 
replied the officer, " which gives an officer of 
justice the right to make use of any carriage 
he may encounter." 

The stranger was silent for a few moments, 
then turning to the coachman, he asked, in 
an unsteady voice, if the young man had 
come? 

" Yes, and he is in the carriage," was the 
reply. 

** My dear sir," said he to the officer, in a 
tone which had suddenly changed from fiery 
vehemence to gentleness, " I implore you to 
allow me to continue my journey ; my father 
lies at the point of death, and T entreat you 
not to let him long for the last embrace of 
his only son in vain." 

With these words he opened the door of 
the carriage, in the expectation that the officer 
would descend. 

** Drive on," said the officer. " I cannot," 
he continued, addressing the stranger, " allow 
you to prosecute your journey ; there is some- 
thing suspicious in the whole affair." 

At the same moment he made a movement 
as if to let the stranger get into the carriage. 

'* If prayers," exclaimed the latter, with 
looks of despair, " are unavailing, I must try 
what force will do." 

Ho suddenly seized the officer, and drag- 
ged him from the carriage ; but at this mo- 
ment the servant leaped from the back of the 
carriage, and threw himself upon the stranger, 
who exclaimed, 

"Turn, Joseph, and put your -horses to 
their utmost speed." 

And while the postillion prepared to obey, 
he measured with his eye the strength of his 
two opponents, and finding the servant the 
most powerful of the two, he suddenly pulled 
a pistol from his breast, and levelled it at him. 

**0h, Heavens !* shrieked a youthfiil voice 
from the carriage, as it drove off, but the ball 
missed, and passed harmless by the side of 
the servant, who, furious with passion, seized 
the stranger, and before he could strike the 
dagger, which he held in his hand, at the 
breast of the officer, struck down bis hand, 
and wrested the weapon from his grasp ; but 
on looking attentively at the stranger, the 
servant suddestfy exclaimed, 



"Hdp, for the sake of Heaven!" 'tis my 
master's lodger." 

** Is it he r' said the officer, in surprise : 
" is it he ? This is a fortunate occurrence ; 
we must search him," he continued, **in 
case he may have other weapons upon him. 
Hold him fast, while I shall run after the car- 
riage, which I think I shall be able to over- 
take and bring back." 

(To b« concladed in Number thirty-four.) 

SPIRITUAL DIALOGUES. 

dialogue xvi. 

John Smith — Sidney Smith. 

W. the Elder, Capt. Smith, how are you, 
how have you been ? This is an honor of the 
very firet water, I assure you. Indeed , I dont 
know a ghost in all history, or in all space, 
whose presence here could give me greater 
pleasure. Come, sit down, old fellow, and 
tell us all about yourself and travels. 

John S, Do give a spectre time to breathe, 



W. the Elder I beg your pardon. Captain. 
Don't hiury yourself. I took it for granted 
however, that an old and hardened traveller 
like you, didn't mind a journey of this kind, 
occasionally. But perhaps a wee drop of 
Schiedam might — 

John S. Nothing for me, I'm obliged to 
you. 

W. the Elder, Well, where are you from 
last, and how are they all there ? You left 
Pocohontas well, I trust, and the youngst^^s. 
A ghost of your enterprise John, and roving 
propensities, must of course have a good deal 
to say for himself. Come now give us a little 
of your spiritual experience ; that's a dear 
spectre. 

John S. Well, you are a free and easy old 
fellow, I must say ; but what in the name of 
aged Nicholis, do you want any of my yams 
for ? "Why am I here at all, and how I What 
is the reason of the present invocation? 
Holloa, what old folio is this? And these 
manuscripts too ? You are surely not roman- 
tic enough old gentleman, to be bringing out 
a new edition of my History of Ftrginia? 
Eh, how is it? 

W the Elder. Oh no ; I can't afford any 
such luxury as that, I assure you. 

John S, Well, maybe you are writing my 
life, and want more copies and authentic infor- 
mation, than your lying predecessors had, or 
cared to have ? Ah, that s it, evidentlv. You 
look guilty. Well, well, there's nothing like 
going to head-quarters, certainly. Here I 
am ; pump away. To be sure, it is rather 
absurd for a ghost, to be giving his biographer 
the particulars of his earthly eareer, two cen- 
turies after it's idl over. Nevw mind that. 



SPIRITUAL DIALOGUES. 



lOS 



thoii^: go ahead. While I'm here, too, 
hadirt you better secure my likeness, and so 
hare the genuine article, to &ce the title-page ? 

W, the Elder, Why, Captain, how you 
talk! I assure you, upon my honor, I am 
not engaged upon any biography of yourself. 
I would not presume to handle a subject so 
entirely beyond my powers. And then again, 
between ourselves, I cant' help doubting, 
whether such a performance, however well 
done, would begin to pay expenses. 

Mn S. I suppose not. I'm altogether too 
much of a fogie, and fighting character, to go 
down, in these days. Is it not so ? 

W, the Elder. No, that's not it; but 
somehow or other, there don't seem to be a 
rage, just now, for the lives of great benefac- 
tors. Washington himself, rather drags in 
the market, I'm told. 

John S, The deuce he does ! 

W, the Elder, Jack Sheppard, Uncle T(my 
The Wandering Jewy they are the boys to 
make the money for the publishers! John 
Marskallf on the other hand, is the veriest 
lumber; he positively hasn't reached his 
third thousand^ yet, though his memoirs have 
been out, almost as many years ; while Monte 
Cristo is already on his five hundredth thou- 
svmdth. So, at least, I have been informed. 
Ah IX), Captain, it was for no such selfish pur- 
pose, that I presumed to ask the honor of your 
company here ; but simply, because of my 
most profound and hearty admiration of your 
diiracter, and of a natural wish to profit by 
uj litttle spiritual small-talk, that you might 
tcA disposed to indulge me with. That, and 
knowing besides, how wonderfully the facili- 
ties for ghostly travel, have been multiplied 
of late, aU over the universe, emboldened me 
to— But I fear I have taken too great a liberty. 

John S, Not at all, not at all. 

W. the Elder, How fortimate, that my 
dispatch should have found you at home, and 
unoccupied ; a ghost of your restless nature, 
too! But come now, my dear friend, open 
yottr budget. What's the best news from 
spirit-land ? Where have you been roaming 
latdy? What new worlds have you been 
exploring, what continents have you been 
christening, rivers tracing to their fountains ? 
What ruffians, robbers, pirates have you been 
exterminating? What stronghold have you 
been capturing ? What lovely creatures have 
you been rescuing from captivity, or been 
rescued by ? Come lei's have all the delicious 
ptrtkulars. 

John S, Well, well, well, I should think I 
was a witness upon the stand, from the way 
you pour in the interrogatories. Gently, gen- 
tly, if you please. Besides, old gentleman, I 
don't feel at liberty to answer questions of 
this sort. Confine yourself to terrestrial top- 
ics, if you please. 

W, ike Elder, You needn't be so squeam- 



ish about it, Captain. Seiferal of your spirit- 
ual brethem, let me tell you, who have done 
me the favor of a call lately, have discovered 
no such unwillingness to speak on these sub- 
jects, but on the contrary, have made some 
very interesting disclosures 

John S, I am sorry to hear it. I must 
say that I consider all such statements, both 
improper and injudicious. Still, I don 't want 
to be unreasonable, or unsociable. 

Sidney S. (Without.) Hdloa there! where 
are you ? How are Pennsylvania Securities ? 

John S. Why, who the deuce may this be ? 

W. the Elder. A namesake of yours, and a 
tip-top fellow, I tell you. 

Sidneys, {without) Do you pay your in- 
terest yet ? 

W the Elder. To be sure we do. Come 
in, come in. 

Sidneys, (without) Are you quite certain, 
that there is no requdiation left among you ? 

W. the Elder. Concern your picture, no. 
We pay up, like men. 

Sidney S. (uithout) £nough said. (He en- 
ters.) 

W. the Elder. Well, I'm embarrassed, I 
confess. I was on the point of saluting you, 
in my prettiest and heartiest manner ; but 
confound it, old boy, this arrogant dictation 
of yours, as to the terms on which you ac- 
cept my invitation, I didn't altogether like, I 
must say. You are a ghost of business, with 
a vengeance ! 

Sidney S. Pshaw, n^an, I was only quiz- 
zing. Don't be so touchy. 

W. the Elder. Oh well, that alters the 
case. Putting your remarks, though, in con- 
nexion with that saucy letter you wrote us 
Yankees, on the subject, just before leaving 
the body, I was misled somewhat, I con- 
fess. 

Sidney S. But you ought to know fun 
from earnest, by this time. You look vener- 
able enough, certainly. 

W. the Elder. And you ought to know, 
that that is one of the most difficult of all 
branches of earthly knowledge. But it seems 
to me that, for a ghost you are mistily in- 
terested in our State Stocks. However, there's 
the Money article of yesterday. Look for 
yourself. 

Sidney S. Oh, han^ the money article ? 
Is it so strange, though, that I should be in- 
terested in Pennsylvania Fives ? Haven't I 
dear representatives left behind me, in old 
England, who are large hdders of them, and 
of Ohio 6's likewise ? 

W. the Elder. Have you, indeed? Lucky 
dogs they are ; that's all I can say. I wish / 
had a plum or so, laid out in that safe and 
pleasant way. And they always were good 
stocks, too, let me tell you, Mr Reviewer: 
and you made a most unjustifiable and absurd 
onslaught — 



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BIZARRE. 



Sidney 8, Conies come, o]d fellow, don't 
undertake to apolc^pse for repudiation. 

W, the Elder, I dout ; but recollect that 
there are two sides to that story, if you 
please. Recollect that jpn English capitalists 
would persist in thrusting your surplus funds 
upon us, Willy willy ; that you did all you 
could to keep alive that speculative spirit, 
that you afterwards cursed us for, so savage- 
ly. Yes, I think you were about as much to 
blame in that business, as we were, if the 
truth were known. 

Sidney S. Pshaw, don't talk in that un- 
principled style. Speculation's one thing, 
swindling anolher. 

W. the Elder. Swindling ? 

John S. Boys, boys, don't get excited 
now, talking finances, or politics. Do change 
the subject, I beg of you. Why, Sydney, 
don't you know me ? , ' 

Sydney S, Why, God bless me. Jack, is 
that you? My dear fellow, how are you? 
{They hug most fraternaUy,) But, what in 
the name of wonder, are you making a spirit- 
ual manifestation here, for ? By the way, 
Smith, what ever became of Jones ? 

John S. Jones ? what Jones ? 

Sydny S. Why, don't you remember, you 
were talking very earnestly, with Paul Jones, 
the last time I saw you ? He appeared to be 
in great trouble, you know, about that hue- 



John S. Hush, hush, hush. We musn't 
speak of these things, before human beings. 

Sydney S. True, true, I forget. 

W. the Elder. Messrs Smith, you seem to 
be old cronies. 

Sydney S. To be sure, we are. Thank the 
stars for it, too ! I consider the acquaintance 
of John Smith, yes, the John Smith of the 
billions and billions of the universe, one of 
the most unqualified treats, that — 

John S. Come, Sydney, none of your pala- 
ver, now. 

Sydney S. But, Jack, you haven't told me 
what business brings you to Yankee land. 

John S. No business ; I am merely accept- 
ing the polite invitation of our old host here. 
Nothing particularly engaged at the time, 
and having moreover, received a similar kind 
message, just before, to come and see some 
descendants, at Monticello, I thought I 
couldn't do better than to respond in person, 
and in a word, here I am, en route for the Old 
Dominion. 

W, the Elder. What, are you actually go- 
ing to old Virginny, Captain ? 

John S. I am indeed. 

W. the Elder. You will bo warmly wel- 
comed there. 

John S. I expect they 11 make a good deal 
of fiiss with me. But come, Sidney, suppose 
you go along. 

Sydney S. No, I believe not. Besides, I 



don't altogether like the idea of going amongst 
slave-holders. 

John S. Why, you old Pluaisee! Hoir 
dare you put on any such airs aa those? 
Slave-holders, indeed f 

W. the Elder. We'll drop the slsvery 
question, if you please, ghosts. 

Sydney S. What, do you meui to stop my 
mouth, old fellow ? No, indeed. I'm hi the 
habit of speaking my mind, pretty freely, 
wherever I go, let me tell you. 

John S. Come, c<mie, namesake, joiir'e 
wrong, quite wrong in this afiair. It oertam- 
ly was not courteous in you, under the cir- 
cumstances, to introduce a topic that you 
know is a verypainful and exciting one. 

Sydney S. Well, well, I ask pardon. 

Jmn S. But what brings you to America, 
old Edinburgh ? 

Sydney S. Well, I came here expressly, 
and by invitation, to spend a week with tMs 
Yankee medium ; but if he's going to flare up 
so, at every little word I say, I l^ink I had 
better be returning forthwith. 

W the Elder. Oh no, no, no : we,ll get 
along well enough, I reckon, after we've found 
each other out. Besides, if we do flare up 
somewhat, and break a dozen or two of crock- 
ery, occasionidly, I shan't mind it. Any thing 
but your sulky people ! Yes, Captain, I dm 
invite the great reviewer here, expressly to 
let him see some of our Yankee improvements, 
and what giant strides we have been makii^, 
in all the honorable walks of life, since hb 
used to write those biting, merciless criticLsms 
about us, some thirty years ago. 

Sydney S. Well, I don't think I was so 
very merciless. I gave you credit for many 
good points. 

W. the Elder. Not merciless ? And do 
you pretend to have foi^tten that outrageous- | 
ly impertinent string of queries, that yon 
tacked at the end of that grossly inaccurate | 
article of yours, in the year 1820 ? 

Sydney S. Inaccurate, say you ? Qospel 
trutn, every word of it, when I wrote it ; and 
by George, I doubt whether you can answer 
many of those very questions, nov^ at all 
satisfactory. Yes, I repeat it. Where are 
your Foxes, yoiu* Burkes, your Sheridans, 
your Wilberforces ? Where your Arkwrights, 
your Watts, your Davys ? Where your Ste- 
warts, Paleys, and Malthuses ? Your Parrs i 
and Persons ? Your Scotts, CampbeUs. and * 
Byrons ? Your Siddons', Kcans and Rem- I 
bles, eh ? There may possibly be a half dosen 
Yankee books, worth looking into, but who | 
does ever go to see your pictures ? Who ever j 
thinks of consulting your doctors, or chem- ' 
ists, or of going to your telescopes for new , 
stars ? Who does drink out of your glasses. I 
or eat from your plates, or wear your gai^ j 
ments, or sleep in your blankets ? Answer 
me that. 1 



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105 



W* the £Mer. Why, confocmd your men- 
dacious and bigoted old sool ! I ask, in re- 
torn, where are not our CUvs, and Calhouns, 
tnd Websters knovm and honored? Our 
ChanningSt oar Everetts, our Choates, our 
Oneys, our Fultons, and Morses ? YTho has 
not heard of oar Bowditches, our Barneses, 
our Authors ? To whom is the fame of our 
drriad Allston a stranger, or our glorious 
Cole? What pidace might not be proud to 
reodTe the historical pictures of our Weir, 
or our Leatse, or the landscapes of our Dur- 
Hid, our Church, our Qignoux, or the Scrip- 
ture-piecee of our Huntington ? Who knows 
net tne wonderful works of our Powers, our 
Crawford, our Greenough? Who has not 
read the magnificent verse of our Bryant, the 
sparkling lays of our Halleck, the exquisite 
creations of our Drake ? Half a dozen Yan- 
kee books, say you ? What monstrous arro- 
gaooe ! Is Irving nothing, then, and Pauld- 
ing, and the world -searching Cooper, and 
Prescott, and Bancroft, and Dewey, and 
Ware, and Dana, and Emerson, and Haw- 
thorne, and Longfellow, and Holmes and a 
whole Directoiy full of choice spirits besides ? 
To sneer at our doctors and surgeons, too ! 
Why who can begin to saw off a leg with us 
Yankees ? Who first applied Ether to sur- 
wry ? Who made dentistry a science ? Who 
brought to light the virtues of India Rub- 
ber? In astronomy, too ; let the observatory 
of Old Harvard speak ; let Mitchell answer 

''' your impertinent questions. Ghost that you 
ar«, I doubt whether yoji know much more 
than he does, this very minute, of wbat^s 

! goii^ on in the skies. But you do know, old 
felkw, though it galls your John Bull pride 
too much, too acknowledge it, that we are 
te taking the shine out of you English, in 
aU sorts of manufactures, and that millions 
ore aloeady drinking out of Yankee glasses, 
^ eating from TanJcee plates, and snoring in 
Yankee blankets. The idea of your ridicu- 
fiag our coats, is too absurd ! Why, don't 
yo«r cockney tailors have to come to America, 
for the very shears they ply, and is there a 
maaJmaker of them all, can turn out a gar- 
ment, to be named in the same age or system, 
wkh those of our Philadelphia artists ! 

Svdney S, Oh, don't stop to take breath." 
DaM on ; keep moving. 

W. the Elder. But a*nt I right ? Aro we 
not ^oing ahead of you, in all arts, fine and 
Diefal ? Can you, to-day, show clippers with 
Of, or steamers, or clocks, or cheese, or haras, 
or pippins, or confectionary ? Have you any 
woi oratory to produce, either in the pulpit, 
or in the senate, or on the stump ? No, any 
nwft than you have any such rivers, or 
pmieg, or banking privileges. 

Sydney S, One article, I conf^ yoa do 
beat us m all hollow. 



W. the EMcr. Do we, indeed ? And what 
miy that be ? ^ 

Sydney S. Self-glorification. But, my old 
friend, why so sensitive ? Why take me up 
80 fiercely ? I was anly half in earnest, I 
assure you. I do not pretend to deny the 
progress of your nation, in all these fine 
things, or to ignore the existence of all these 
bright boys, that you have just named ; wits, 
artists, poets, essayists. I knew some of them 
in the flesh. IVe had my old terrestrial 
legs, more than once, I can tell you, under 
the same mahogany with Irving, and ^-escott, 
and other of your choice spirits. Glorious 
fellows the^ are. IVe no doubt, either, that 
you tnT/, m time, beat old Alma Mater, in 
pretty much every department of thought 
and action, any more than I doubt that she 
is, hersdf, far more civilized and christianiz- 
ed, to day, than she was when old Father 
John here, first went out to Virginia, on col- 
onial business. But meanwhile, old gentle- 
man. I must and will say, that there are a 
great many things in this broad land of yours, 
that I don't like at all; yes follies, vices, 
crimes, that call for all the lashing of the sati- 
rist, all the thunders of the pulpit. Don't be 
alarmed, now. I'm not going to to preach a 
sermon on slaving. I consider my mouth 
stopped on that subject, while, while I am 
under your roof. Nor do I mean to favor you 
with a philipic on tobacco-juice: especially 
after the exhausting way, in which brother* 
spectre Hamilton treated that topic, when in 
the flesh. 

John S. Well, what is your text ? Come, 
Sidney, hurry up your^soourse, for I must 
be olF presently. 

. Sydney S. I'm not going to preach, I tell 
you. I m here as a guest, not as a parson. 
None the less. howevCT, are there materials for 
at least half a dozen barrels of^ 

W, the Elder. Oh, hang this vague and 
general abuse ; the items, the items, if you 
please. 

Sydney S. Items, say you ? Can I turn 
my ghostly head, without seeing them ? And 
as yon in.4st upon it, I will glance at them, 
for a moment. Imprimis, then : you are al- 
ways in such an infernal hurry, aQ of you, 
and about evoy thing, that there's no com- 
fort, either for ghost or mortal, among you. 
You don't stop to do anything right ; either 
to eat, or drink, or cook, or build, or pliyit, 
or paint, or write, or legislate, Uke christians. 
You cant wait, either to season your timber, 
or to test your iron; no, nor even to put 
steeples on your churches. You are always 
rushing after results, before their time ; al- 
ways anticipating your debts, and your crops, 
and disposing oi your fruits, before they have 
fairly shown their blossoms ; hurrying, hur- 
rying to get rich, sacrificing thereto, all the 
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knock a fellow down, or ran oyer him, a#you 
do continually, youVe no time to apologise, 
much less, to picR him up. In doors, or out 
of doors, it makes no difference ; everywhere 
the same mad race with time. As to ever 
sitting out concert, play, or sermon, to the 
end, and then reclining in tranquil dignity, 
you never think of sudi a thing, but rush 
for the door, males and females alike, with a 
velocity, and want of decency truly porcine. 
Nothing less than a mile a minute ever satis- 
fies you, no matter how sublime or beautiful 
the scenery you may be travelling amongst : 



W. the Elder, Hold on, hold on ; you are 
rattling awayyourself, here like a perfect 
locomotive. What's the use now, old fellow, 
of serving up all this Trollope and Fiddler 
abuse, over again ? Tou know, that — how- 
ever, eo ahead, 

Sydney S. Item : you are so absurdly thin- 
skinned and sensitive ; so afraid of the crit- 
icisms of those very cockneys that you af- 
fect to despise ; so greedy of applause; so 
unwilling to admit your inferiority in those 
arts, and studies, and amenities, that are in- 
herent in courts, and cannot, in the nature of 
things, co-exist with democracy ; so enamor- 
ed of those very pomps and vanities that you 
have openly renounced : so meanly deferential 
to titled foplings, while you turn your backs 
upon the true sons of genius ; so^ 

W, the Elder. Well, well, that is a strange 
charge, that last, for an English ghost to pre- 
fer ; go on, though. 

Sydney S, Item ; so bellicose and aggres- 
sive, withal ; so ready to thrust your institu- 
tions upon your neighbors, and at the same 
time, so jealous of any fancied encroachipait, 
on their part : so fiinous too, at any imagin- 
ed insult to your fla^, or tardy recognition of 
your rights, or position among nations ; so 
bent on having exclusive control over all the 
seas and islands around you, without regard 
either to equanimity or courtesy ; — 

W. the Elder. Ay, and we mean to keep 
out you interlopers, to the end of the chapter. 

Sydney S, Item ; and the last and saddest 
of all tliat I shall allude to ; you are so fright- 
fully reckless, in all your transactions ; so in- 
different to the value of human life ; so capi- 
tally negligent in seeing your laws enforced, 
while you are eternally making new and im- 
practible ones. You may boast of your free- 
dom, indeed, but are you not virtually, at the 
mercy of a set of ruffians, who murder you 
by scores, every week almost, on all the 
nvers and railroads of your land ? Is it not 
horrible, to think of the impunity, with which 
these wretches ply their murderous trade, in 
your midst ; escaping almost invariably, with 
a mere nominal investigation into their enorm- 
ities ? To think, too, of the ease, with which 
any anpalataUe statute may be evaded by 



the rich transpessor ; of the terrible power 
every where wielded, the abject homage er^y 
where paid to Mammon among yon ? 

W. the Elder. Too true, too true ; we arc 
indeed most vulnerable, most culpable in this 
regard. Your criticism, my friend, is just. 
perfectly just, and I honour you, for the oold 
and hearty way, in which you have made it. 
And so with the other items ; there is quite 
too much foundation in trath, for your alle- 
gations. 

Sydney S. Still, my old friend, bs I said 
before, I am not at all disposed to overlook 
thci right side of — 

W. the Eld'r. I know that, I know that : 
and I like you all the better, my big-hearted 
and big-fisted brother, for your frankness. 
I always did like you, and look up to you» as 
a tip-top critic, and right royal reviewer : an 
invincible foe to cant and gammon of all sorts, 
and a true friend to your oppressed and down- 
trodden brethern. 

Sydney S. Heartily said, and I hope truly 
so. I certainly did try to do some good, aad 
to open some eyes, in my little day and gener- 
ation. 

J(^n S. Well, brethern, I'm sorry to tear 
myself away from such pleasant company, 
but I must positively be off. 

W. the Eld'r. Why, Captain, you don*t 
call this a visit ? 

JohnS. Oh no; but I thought I would 
look in upon my Virginia friends first, and 
then spend a day or two with you, on my re- 
turn. 

W. the Elder. As you think best. You 
are always welcome, you know. 

Sydney S. Speaking of gammon, landlord, 
I see a board under the table yonder. So, 
suppose we drop sermons and cnticisms for a 
while, and have a game or two, before dinner. 

fV. the Elder. Agreed. 

John S. Well, good bye, boys. 

W. the Elder. Good bye, don't forget me 
now, as you fly by. (Exit John Smith, Syd' 
ney Smith and Jr. the Elder, sit dotm to a 
social game of hack-gammon.) 

^i^arn among i\t |leto ^oohs. 



THE UAST L.EAF FROM SUNNN^BlOe. 

— This pretty little volume comes to us from 
Messrs. PhilUps, Sampson & Co., Boston. It 
embraces four stories from the pen of the late 
Mrs. Austen Phelps, her last work previous 
to her much lamented death. Their titles 
are *♦ The Puritan Family," "The Cloudy 
Morning." **The Country Cousin," and "The 
Night aSer Christmas. " They bear impressed 
on every line, the brilliant mind and pore 
heart of the author: indeed, we have said 
enough when we pronounce them fit succcsa- 



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107 



on of <* Smmjside ;" a charming stoiy from 
the same pen, and said to bare commanded 
Mj half a million of delighted readers ! The 
Tdume before ns is very neatly printed, and 
is embellished with a mezzotint portrait of 
Mrs. Phelps. It contains, moreover, a nar- 
rative of her life and character, drawn by one 
who regarded bis subject with the most affec- 
tiooate interest; who writes of it with a 
heart-warm pen. 

Mrs. Phelps was a Christian woman. Her 
death was an event that impressed all around 
with the triumphs which are secured to those 
who fall asleep on the bosom of the Saviour. 
She had lived in his smiles, she died with his 
arms under and about her. The sufferings 
of the body were forgotten in the bliss which 
filled the mind ; the darkness of death was 
neutralized by the lights which streamed in 
from beyond the valley and the shadow. 

OUR NEIQMBORHOOO AND NS>A/ eEnnri.e- 

— Mr. A- Hart has published a volume with 
this title. It emanates from the prolific pen 
of Mrs. E. D. E. N. Southworth, and embraces 
two stones, some of which are more than or- 
dinarily interesting. The season is rapidly 
approaching when this style of literature will 
be generally acceptable, for people will be in 
a state of rdaxation both of mind and body ; 
and hence will prefer entertainment rather 
than instruction. " The Purse of Clifton," 
Mrs. S.^s last work previous to the one in no- 
tice, possessed no little merit; and, we be- 
lieve, commanded quite a ready sale. We 
shall be happy if the present volume is equally 
successfuL 

POBTRV OF TMK VKGlB-rABI..K >A/ORI-0. 

— A 12mo. volume of 360 pages, with this 
title, comes to us from Moore, Anderson & Co. , 
of Chicinnati. It embraces a popular exposi- 
tion of the science of botany and its relations 
to man ; translated from the celebrated work 
of Dr. Schleiden of the University of Jen», by 
Henfrey, of London. Moreover, it is illus- 
trated with engravings, and edited by Alfonso 
Wood, an eminent botanist of our own coun- 
try : who furnishes a brief and appropriate 
preface, as well as very valuable notes. 

Professor Wood says of the author of this 
book, that he i^ " one of the most distinguish- 
ed botanists of the present day. In the pro- 
duction of the present admirable work he has 
oonferred a great favor upon every lover of 
Nature. By its peculiar character, it meets 
an actual want in literature which has long 
been felt. There is, indeed, no lack of floras 
and text-books for the schools — works which 
uonae the science of botany to its minutest 
detmils. But such treatises are necessarily 
dry, unimaginative — regarding plants and 
•fllwers chiefly as * materials for an herbarium, ' 
Or, on the other hand, as food for animals. 
But the vegetable worid has a higher signifl- 



cance than either the education of man's in- 
tellect, or even the maintenance of animal life. 
With its sweet influences, man's heart, — his 
moral nature, is in intimate communion : and 
through them, God reveals himsdf to the 
soul in his most endearing attributes. By the 
teachings of the vegetable world the tone of 
our moral being is affected in no small degree, 
uid flowers are often interwoven with the 
web of human destiny. In a word, the heart 
of man is susceptible of no purer or more en- 
during earthly pleasure, than that which it 
experiences in its free communion with the 
exhaustless beauties of the vegetable world. 

*' But this aspect of nature — its spirituality 
— ^lies beyond tne reach of pure science. In 
vain are its microscopic researches, in vain 
its most reflned analyses : for this principle, 
like ' the principle of life,' is immaterial, and 
exists not in 'material nature, where we seek 
it, but within ourselves. That harp which 
is susceptible of such harmony, is strung 
within our own bosoms ; but it is the sweet 
breath of Flora which awakens its mysterious 
power. 

*< Herein lies the charm of the present 
work. While its author has everywhere ex- 
hibited the principles of science in the most 
perspicuous atid attractive style, he has also 
contrived to blend with them the imaginative 
and the spiritual, and thus to render his work 
the exponent of the relations of the plant to 
the human soul." 

aiNCUI-AR DWATM OF "1^ ■. L."* 

— Mr Brodie Cruickshank has, written a book 
entitled ** Eighteen Tears on the Gold Coast 
of Africa," which has just been published in 
London. It contains one chapter which will 
be read with deep interest, as it describes the 
colonial life, the strange death and sudden 
burial of the famous L. £. L ; who it will be 
remembered soon after fac»>marriage accom- 
panied her husband Mr. Maclean to Cape 
Coast Castle ; he having received a govern- 
ment appointment there. 

Mr. Maclean was an invalid at the time of 
his wife's sudden and singular death. Mr. 
Cruickshank describes him as being very fond 
of her, so that the stories heretomre told of 
cruelty on the husband's part, cannot be true. 
But to the narrative : Mr. Cruickshuik says 
he was about to return to England, and as 
the day drew near for his departure Mrs. 
Maclean occupied herself more or less in 
writing to her friends in England. 

He adds : '* It had been arranged that the 
vessel should sail on the forenoon of the 16th 
of October, and I agreed to dine and spend 
the evening of the 15th with the governor 
(Mr. M. ) and his lady. It was in every respect 
a night to be remembered. * * At eleven 
o'clock I rose to leave. It was a fine clear 
night, and she strolled into the gallery , where 
we walked for half-an-faonr. Mr. Maotoui 



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joined as for ft few miirates, but not liking liie 
nij^tair,'inhi8 weak state, he returned to 
the parkmr. She was much struck with the 
beauty of the heavens in those latitudes at 
night, and said it was when looking at the 
moon and stars that her thoughts oftenest re- 
verted to home. She pleased herself with 
thinking that the eyes ot some beloved friend 
might be turned in the same direction, and 
that she had thus established a medium of 
communication for all that her heart wished 
to express. 'But you must not,* she said. 
** think me a foolish, moonstruck lady. I 
sometimes think of these things ouenor 
than I should, and your departure for Eng- 
land has called up a world of delightful asso- 
ciations. You will tdl Mr. F , however, 

that I am not tired yet. He told me I should 
return by the vessel that brought me out ; 
but I knew he would be mistaken.' We 
joined the governor in the parlour. I bade 
them good night, promising to call in the 
morning to bid them adieu. I never saw her 
in life again." 

At breakfast next day Mr. Cruickshank 
was alarmed by a summons — ^that Mrs. Ma- 
clean — whom he had left the previous night 
80 well— was no more. ** Never," he sajrs, 
** shall I forget the horror-stricken expression 
of Mr. Maclean's countenance." — 

** We entered the room, where all that was 
DMrtal of poor L. E. L. was stretched upon 
the bed. Dr. Cobbold rose up from a close 
examination of her face, and told us all was 
over; she was beyond recovery. My heart 
would not believe it. It seemed impossible 
that she, from whom I had parted not many 
hours ago so full of life and energy, could be 
80 suddenly struck down. I seized her hand, 
and gazed upon her face. The expression 
was calm and meaningless. Her eyes were 
open, fixed, andpiBiruding." 

An inquest was immediately held. — 

'* All tnat could be elicited, upon the strict- 
est investigation, was simply this : It appear- 
ed that she had risen, and left her husband's 
bed-room about seven o'clock in the morning, 
and proceeded to her own dressing-room, — 
which was up a short flight of stairs, and en- 
tered by a separate door from that leading to 
the bed-room. Before proceeding to dress, 
she had occupied herself an hour and a half 
in writing letters. She then called her ser- 
vant, Mrs. Bailey, and sent her to a store- 
room to fetch some pomatum. Mrs. Bailey 
was absent only a few minutes. When she 
returned, she found difficulty in opening the 
door, on account of a weight which appeared 
t6 be pressing against it. This £^e discover- 
ed to be the bcKly of her mistress. She push- 
ed it aside, and found that she was sen^dess. 
She immediately called Mr. Maclean. Dr. 
Cobbold was sent for : but from the first mo- 
ment of the diaoovery of the body on the 



floor, there had not appeared any ^mptom of 
life. Mrs. Bailey fVirtner asserted that she 
found a small phial in the hand of the deoea^ 
ed, which she removed and placed upon the 
toilet-table. Mrs. Maclean had appeared well 
when she sent her to fetch the pomatum. 
She had observed in her no appearance of un- 
happiness. Mr Maclean stated, that his wife 
had left him about seven o'clock in the morn- 
ing, and that he had never seen her again in 
life. When he was caUed to her dressing- 
room, he found her dead upon the floor. After 
some time, he observed a small phial upon the 
toilet-table, and asked Mrs. Bailey where it 
had come fh>m. She told him that she had 
found it in Mrs. Maclean's hand. This phial 
had contained Scheele's preparation of prussic 
acid. His wife had been in the habit of us- 
ing it for severe fits or spasms, to which she 
was subject. She had made use of it once 
on the passage from England to his knowledge. 
He was greatly averse to her having such a 
dangerous medicine, and wished to throw it 
overboard. She entreated him not to do so, 
as she must die without it. There had been 
no quajrel nor unkindness between him and 
his wife. — Dr. Cobbold, who had been request- 
ed to make a post'tnortem examination, did 
not consider it at all necessary to do so, as 
he felt persuaded she had died by prussic 
acid. He was led to this conclusion from the 
appearance of the eyes of the deceased : and 
he believed he could detect the smell of the 
prussic acid about her person. My own evi- 
dence proved, that I had parted from Mr. and 
Mrs. Maclean at a very late hour on the even- 
ing before, and that they appeared then upon 
the happiest terms with each other. There 
was found upon her writing-desk a letter not 
yet folded, which she had written that morn- 
ing, the ink of which was scarcely dry at the 
time of the discovery of her death; This let- 
ter was read at the inquest. It was for Mrs. 
Fagan, upon whom she had wished me to call 
It was written in a cheerful spirit, and gave 
no indication of unhappiness. In the post- 
script — the last words she ever wrote — she re- 
commended me to the kind attentions of her 
friend. With the evidence before them, it 
was impossible for the jury to entertain for 
one instant the idea that the unfortunate lady 
had wilfully destroyed herself. On the other 
hand, considering the evidence respecting the 
phial, her habit of making use of this danger- 
ous medicine, and the decided opinion of the 
doctor, that her death was caused by it, it 
seemed equally clear that they must attribute 
her death to this cause. Their verdict, th««- 
fore, was. that she died from an overdose of 
Scheele's preparation of prussic acid taken 
inadvertently." 

Mr. Cruickshank concurred in this verdict ^ 
at ihe time, — but ance his arrival in England 
he has found reason^ '* to doubt of its oorrectf i 



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He now entertains the mnion, thai 
teih was caused by ** some oidaen afectioa 
afthebetj^" 

We add a picture of the last scrae of all 
from the nairatiye <^ this eje-witness. — 

"In those warm latitudes intermont follows 
death with a haste which often cruelly shocks 
the feelings. Mrs. Maclean was biuied the 
same erening within the precincts of the ca^ 
tie. Mr. Topp read the funeral service, and 
the whole of the residents assisted at the sol- 
emn ceremony* The grave was lined with 
walls of brick and mortar, with an arch over 
the coffin. Soon after the conclusion of the 
service, one of those heavy showers only 
known in tropical climates suddenly came on. 
All departed for their houses. I remained to 
see tl^ arch completed. The bricklayers 
were obliged to get a covering to protect them 
tod their work from the rain. Night had 
come on before the paving-stones were all put 
down over the grave, and the workmen finish- 
ed their business by torchlight. How sadly 
yet docs that night of ^oom return to my re- 
membrance! How sad were then my thoughts, 
as wrapped up in my cloak I stood beside the 
grave of L. E. L., under that pitiless torrent 
of rain ! I fiincied what would be the thoughts 
of thousands in England, if they could see 
and know the meaning of that flickering 
li^t, of those busy workmen, and of that 
silent watcher! I thought of yesterday, 
when at the same time I was taking my seat 
beside her at dinner, and now, oh, how very 
—very sad the change !" 

— Toung Gottschalk lately gave a concert at 
New Orleans for the benent of the charitable 
institutions of that city^ when he was pre- 
lentad with a beautiful gold medal. The pre- 
sentation was made by the Mayor. We are 
tdd that the young artist received the com- 
pHmeat in his usual modest manner, and that 
be was much moved, as he well might be. 
He rMilied briefly in English, saying that he 
ralued this gift from Ms fellow townsmen 
more than any he had ever received. The 
medal is of pure gold, of an oval shape, and 
is valued at $500. On one side is a oust of 
Gottadudk, carved by Perelli, the artist who 
defagned and executed the marble bust of 
Samiiel J. Peters, Esq. The bust is surround- 
ed h^ a raised wreath of laurel. On the re- 
vessB aide is the inscription in rich Gothic let- 
ters : ** A, h' M. Gottschalk ses comvairiotes 
(UlaNouveUe Orleans, 11 3foi, 1853.^' 

6ott«chalk returns shortly to the north, 
when our citizens will have another <^por- 
toBilj <ji hearing hi^ beautiful peribmtfEnoes 
on tAB piano. 



— Jetse Hutchinson, whose death at Gindi^- 
nati has been announced, was the eldest of 
the Iwrge singing family of that name. He 
was at the time of his aeath on his way home 
from California. He went to the gdden state, 
as manager of the Alleehanians. The enters 
prise was not successfm. 

— Mr. J. E. Gould, successor to A. Fiot, 
Swaim's Buildings, has sent us the following 
music: **Come to me dearest maiden,*' a 
Ballad, music by Meeyerbeer ; *' Swiss Spring 
Song," the English words by W. Bartholo- 
mew—composed and arranged for the piano 
by F. Mendelssohn Bartholdy; **Can You 
not read in my Eyes," aSwitzer's Song, writ- 
ten and adapted to a French melody by G. H. 
Hewitt; "Mina Dolce or Rose of Italy," » 
canzonetta written by Wm. Osgood, compos- 
ed by Frederick Winter and dedicated to Miss 
Laura Hard. Apropos of Mr. Gould: — ^he 
gave a very pleasant little soiree the other 
evening at his piano saloon, which was attend- 
ed by a select circle of amateurs of both 
sexes. Mr. Goeckel a lately-arrived German 
pianist, performed to the great delight of aU 
present, as did also Mr. Siede the flutist, and 
a most remarkable young musical genius, the 
son of Mr. Jarvis of our city. 

— The distinguished physiologist, Ehrenberg, 
whose researches and microscopical obeerva* 
tions, on the Infusoria, and other minute de- 
pai*tments of animal life, have attracted so 
much attention, is said now to have completed 
his great work on the influence of microscopic 
life on the formation of the earth and of rocks. 
This work is expected to form an epoch in tlra 
history of sci^tific observation* Dr. Hitch- 
cock's new work on the ** Geology of the 
Globe" is nearly ready for publication, and 
vrill appear first in England, securing the 
benefit of copyright to the author. The se- 
cond volume is just completed of Mr. Mor- 
ris's national work on " British Birds ;" and 
Messrs. Binns and Goodwin have issued one 
of their most attractive little works lately, 
illustrating the "Eggs of British Birds," 
copied and colored from nature, with descrip- 
tions and anecdotes of the Birdb. 

— Messrs. Stanford & Swords of New York, 
have sent us, a beautiful edition of the Book 
of Common Prayer, and the Proper Lessons ^ 
bound up in one vol, 18mo. We have also 
received from the same publishers other favors 
which will be duly noticed. 

— Mr. Gibson, an English artist residing at 
Rome, has completed an exquisite statue of 
Venus, and aroused the connoisseurs by giving 
a filiflht flesh tint to the figure, blue eyes, yd« 
low hair, and a delicately colored border to 
the drapery. There is much diffiarence of 
omnioQ, it is said, as to the judiciousness of 
this proceeding, which, is not strictly in a^ 



no 



BQABBB. 



oordance with classio {Mrecedents : but the 
Toice of the majority of visitors to the studio 
appears to be fsvorable to the tint, as it cer- 
tainly contrasts strong} j with the coldness of 
the surrounding marbles. 

— It is stated that Charles Hill, a colored man, 
lately arrived at Liverpool from Boston in the 
" Parliament" liner and represented himself 
to have escaped from Dr. Allen, of Baltimore, 
saying also that his wife was owned by the Rev. 
Mr. Johnson, a Presbyterian Clergyman, of 
Baltimore, who would sell her for $800. Sub- 
scriptions were accordingly set on foot for 
Hill, who in the mean time had attached him- 
self to a panorama of Uncle Tom, where he 
exhibited as a Liverpool paper has it, '* sev- 
eral diabolical instruments made at Liverpool 
under his direction." Brother Bull, will be 
bled pretty freely by Uncle Tom's family we 
fancy: members of which are constantly 
leaving our shores for his hospitable hearth- 
stone. We hope that the tear of sympathy 
may not dry. until all these unhappy pilgrims 
are provided with warm comers. 

— The Paris Revue des Benux Arts states 
that the expense of disinterring the ashes of 
the body of Napoleon will be 100,000 francs, 
and the programme of the ceremonial is to be 
publish^. A proposition in Council being 
made to divide the remains of the Emperor, 
after the fashion pursued under the Kings — 
the body to be under the Mausoleum and the 
heart at St. Denis — Prince Jerome started up, 
sa3ring that he would never lend himself to 
such a proposition for mutilating *' his glo- 
rious brother." 

— A new submarine-telegraphic cable was 
laid down with perfect success between Dover 
and Ostend on the 5th ult. This second sub- 
marine-telegraph belongs to the same Com- 
pany as that from Dover to Calais, and will 
we are told supply the means of transmitting 
telegraphic dispatches to the Continent of 
Europe, without their being suWcct to the 
delay and annoyance of the vise of the French 
authorities. The new line is 70 miles in length, 
and contains six wires. 

— The Editor of the New York Herald was 
shown not long since a very interesting relic 
of old times in Philadelphia. It consisted of a 
picture frame composed of two kinds of wood, 
oak and maple and was made in 1846 by 
Mr. Thomas C. Japies, of this city. The 
oaken portion of the frame is a piece of the 
old ship Lyon, which vessd bore the first 
stars and stripes that ever waved between 
heaven and earth. The other portion of the 
frame is a piece of .the root of the self-same 
tree beneath whose shade Wm. Penn made 
his famous treaty with the Indians. It con- 
tains a continental $600 bill, with a Wash- 
ington and bidepeiideiiee cent, made in 1788. 



It is supported by a small rin^ and 8ta|)le 
made from a piece of the chain that was 
stretched across the North river at West 
Point, to prevent tiie British ships of war 
from ascending that river in the days of the 
revolution. 

— John S. Taylor of New York has sent us 
"Clouds and Sunshine," a new work from 
the pen of the brilliant author of '' Musings 
of an Invalid," ** Fancies of a whimsical 
Man," " Fun and Earnest," as well as the 
series of " Spiritual Dialogues," which we 
have been publishing. We shall notice it at 
length herdEifler.- We have also received 
from Ticknor, Reed and Fields, of Boston, 
" Alexander Smith's Poems ;" and from Lip- 
pincott, Grambo & Co., of our city, SimoTs 
new tale of ** Marie de Berniere," &c. 

— Mes. Bostwiok's singing at the late Phil- 
harmonic Concert, was good, and the applause 
which she received was warm and at the 
same time well* earned. The programme gen- 
erally of this concert was exc^lent. The 
orchestra under Mr. Cross, particularly dis- ' 
tinguished themselves. | 

— " Correspondence of the Revolution," edit- 
ed by Jared Sparks, will shortly be publish«l i 
by Little & Brown, of Boston. It will ex- 
tend to four octavo volumes, and will consist 
of letters to Gen. Washington from upwards 
of an hundred individuals who acted con^icn- 
ous parts in the great struggle for American 
Independence, and afterward to the close of 
his career. The editor intends these letters 
as a continuation of his ** Washington Writ- 
ings." 

— A Boston correspondent of a New York 
paper states that Messrs. Little & Brown an- 
nounce a laige number of reprints of stand- 
ard Enriish works, among them being ** Pin- 
tarch's Lives," selected from Dryden*s trans- 
lation, and from other sources. The writer 
adds and with truth, it is rather odd that 
they should pass over George Long's versions 
from the old Greek of Chaerona. Less than 
ten years ago Long translated thirteen of the 
Roman lives — T. Gracchus, C. Gh*aochiis, C. 
Marius, Sulla, Sertorius, Lucullus, Pompeius, 
Csesar, Crassus, Cicero, Cato of Utica, Bsn* 
tus, and Antonius — and published them undor 
the title of " Civil Wars of Rome ;" a veiy 
happy idea, for you will perceive that these 
thirteen lives cover the precise period of time, 
and probably contain all the main incidents 
of that great contest, which, commencii^ 
with the tongue in the fbrum, had its closing 
scenes on the fields of Pharsalia, Philippi, 
and Actium. The notes of Mr. Long are 
learned, and, unlike most notes, not only do 
not further obscure the «ubject, but actoaUy 
illuminate it. 



EDITORS' SANS-SOUCI. 



Ill 



€hTiim Sans-Soud. 



QAVAZZI. 

—We have listened to GaTazzi, and with the 
most decided interest. He is a strangely ef- 
fectiye speaker. If not honest in his conver- 
sion from the Roniish church, — which many 
charge, — he is certainly a consummate dis- 
sembler, a capital actor. We can hardly con- 
ceiTC, however, of his not being sincere ; just 
as sincere as certain eminent individuals who 
have lately left the Protestant, and attached 
themselves to the Romish church. Leaving 
this matter, though, to Gavazzi and his God, 
let us brieflv tell the reader what kind of an 
impression he has made upon us. 

First, then, imagine a giant form, at least 
six feet in stockings, habited in the robes of a 
monk of our times. The face is strongly 
marked— eyes dark-brown, bright and pierc- 
ing—hair also dark-brown, neatly parted on 
one side. Lines of care and thought are ga- 
thered about the mouth, yet the whole ex- 
pression IS at once elegant and impressive. 
Imagine, too, a voice of great depth, richly 
moim^ ; action graceful, yet impressive. 
Sometimes you see that form extended to its 
utmost height, the arm uplifted, emphatic of 
the propounding of a truth ; sometimes it is 
bent nearly double, the arms outstretched, 
with the palms of the hands turned outwards 
from the face, the whole action and expression 
speaking horror and loathing. 

Then again you have an attitude of affection; 
a gathering of the whole man, about some 
deeply-loved object or principle; and then, 
there is a side-long pointing of the finger, 
aeeompanying a keen satirical thrust ; or an 
air of complete abandon, as some droll conceit 
or witty sally is made. You have before you 
a poiect orator ; and, we repeat, you cannot 
Citfl to be profoundly impressed. 

There is a great contrast between Gavazzi 
lad Bishop Hughes as speakers. The former 
is wBd, tempestuous, smooth, rough, cold, 
bot; the latter is collected and calm, never 
pven to passionate outbursts, and yet ex- 
traody engaging. In Gavazzi, yon have a 
discharge of all kinds of ordnance frcnn the 
snaOest to the heaviest calibre. In Bishop 
Rubies, there is one steady continuous can- 
Bonding of heavy pieces. In Gavazzi you 
pt earthquake, blue sky, thunder-gust, ram- 
W, wind, calm, in rapid succession: in 
Krikop Hughes you have, all the time, what 
saflora call a steady breeze. The one, it will 
be seen, is just the man to excite passion and 
NatOD by turns: the other, reason alone. 
Qaraazi makes the best reformer, Hughes the 
btst keeper of things aa they are ; Gavazzi 
ia the tnie oome-outer, Hughes the true 
Jesuit. 



ALBONI 

— Is going home, after a short and, upon the 
whole, improfitable visit. A finer artiste 
never visited our shores, but there were cir- 
cumstances connected with her career here 
which prevented the uprising of a furore. 
We need not specify all these circumstances; 
but we may say that principal among them 
were poor assistants, a want of personal at- 
tractiveness on the part of the lady herself, 
and the extraordinarily high prices charged 
for admission to her concerts. The day of 
exorbitant prices has passed. They cannot 
be sustained for any period of time, even with 
the aid of the best talent which the world 
offers. Sontag and her trottpe will find it 
difficult to procure a house at her old prices, 
particularly with the little sympathy which 
the press axe beginning to have with her ma- 
nagement. 

TMB ^IMOUBH L.ANQUAOS H-UUSTRATBO 

— The lectures of Mr. Burns at the Franklin 
Institute, on Thursday evening of last, and 
Monday of the present week, were attended 
by very intelligent and appreciating audiences, 
and we think the time spent there could not 
have been better or more agreeably employed. 
The design of these lectures appears to be, to 
offer to the world a novelty in the art of teach- 
ing; which consists in tllvstrating language 
pictorially, A number of primitive words and 
their derivatives are exhibited in connection 
with pictures, diagrams, &c., to show their 
meaning and impress it upon the mind through 
the medium of the eye. The origin and his- 
tory of each word are explained, and some 
curious examples given of the manner in 
which words sometimes change their mean- 
ing. Some of the illustrations are of a very 
humorous character. We think there can be 
no doubt of the advantages of such a method 
of teaching, if it be practicable to carry it 
fully into operation. An intelligent. gentle- 
man, present on the first evening, observed 
that "this is not merely the best, but the 
only method of teaching a language thoroughly. ' 
We understand that Mr. B. has been engaged 
for more than ten years preparing these illus- 
trations. He lectures again on Thursday of 
this and Monday of the next week. 

ORAWFI6H AQAiN. 

— Our funny correspondent, " Kittie Kraw- 
fish," — as he now chooses to call himself, in 
obedience to fashionable usage — writes us this 
week the following budget : 

Manayunk Terrace, May 19th. 
Messrs. Editors : — ^We have noticed an ar- 
ticle in your paper concerning the fashion of 
young ladies, in our day, modifying the old- 
fashioned names. Now, we must say, that 
notwithstanding oar antiquated Botions of 
some things, we like to keep up to the foshion ; 
and besides thia, ihoe» old Hebrew naines are 



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pretty well worn, and people don't so well 
know the meaning of them as they probably 
do of the modernized forms. For instance : 
SaUie is from the Latin sal and means sakyy a 
Tery pretty name for a witty young hidv. 
Mduie is also from the Latin and means soft; 
we will not be ungallant enough to say that 
such a name would suit many fashionable 
ladies of our enlightened age. Jennie is the 
name of a yalnaole domestic animal; and 
JMaggie means a witch. We like these nice 
little names so much that we intend to mo* 
demize our own, and hereafter hope to be 
called uid known by the euphonious title of 
KiTTiB Krawfish. 

The Southern Papers say ** there is great 
suffering throughout South Carolina, from 
drought. " The Eastern States are also suffer- 
ing in the same way, since the ** Main Law'* 
has been in operation. 

mare ! As the Latin Scholar said when 
he was walking the beach at Cape May, with 
an interesting young lady. 

The Commissioners of Southwark have got 
into a fever about a bill for plastering a market 
house. Perhaps a White- VVashins Committee 
could help them out of the difficulty. 

'I^EQRO BLAVERV. 

— It is hoped that the philanthropy of the 
English aristrocracy, and the genius of the 
Beecher Stowes will not be entirely exhausted 
upon the Uncle Tommys; for the investigations 
of natmtdists have brought to light a species 
of slavery calculated to excite the horror of all 
abolitionists and anti-slavery associations. 
Let us have another book, and let it be called 
* * Aunt Emmy 's (emmets ) Novel . ' ' Surely the 
Negro Aunts are as much entitled to aristo- 
cratic and abolitionist sympathies as the Ne- 
gro Uncles : and as we have British authority 
for what we assert of the horrors of this species 
of slavery, no one will presume to doubt it. 
In Brande^s Dictionary, under * Formica,' will 
be found the followhig authenticated account 
of the horors of slavery and the slave trade 
among the "Ant Emmys." 

" M. P. Huber states as a fact the startling 
circumstances of certain species of ants {F. 
rufescens, and F. sangutnea, Latr.) procuring 
slaves which they carry off in predatory ex- 
cursions while in an infant state. These 
slaves are of a small black species, and when 
reared perform the offices which generally 
devolve upon the neuters or workers in other 
societies : besides which they have to feed 
their masters and carry them about the nest. 
Indeed, so totally dependant are their masters 
upon these indefatigable little slaves, that the 
term ^ould rather be reversed; for it appears 
that these lords ot the community may not 
venture fovth fh>m the nest but with permis* 
sion of the negroes ; and M. P. Huber proved 
by experimOQ^ that they would die of star- 



vation if not fed by these indispensable ser- 
vants. There is likewise another species (the 
F, cunicidaria, L.), which are forcibly carried 
off by the rufescent ants ; ,but from their being 
more courageous than the negro species, the 
depredators are obliged to go with greater 
strength of numbers and more precaution." 

^ushwss anb jpieasuri;. 

— Sanpord, of the New Orleans Opera troupe, 
at Concert Hall, is building a new opera house, 
which will shortly be completed. His band 
continues to draw crowded audiences, Never 
have we had in Philadelphia an Ethiopian 
band which has been better patronized. 
Much of this success is owing to the excellent 
quality of the company itself as artists, while 
aQ immense deal must also be conceded to 
the able and liberal direction of Sanford him- 
self. 

— By the time this number reaches our sub- 
scribers, Perham's grand gift distribution 
will have commenced. It will be ccmtinaed 
for several days. Meantime, the Panorama 
of California will continue to be exhibited at 
the Assembly Buildings. The distribution <^ 
gifts has been left to Mr. James H. Farrand, 
an excellent person. He will commence haod- 
mg them out early on Thursday morning. 
We shall soon know who is to be the happy 
owner of the $10,000 panorama; of the 
piano ; the watches, &c 

— Wiser's beautiful panorama of the " Cre- 
ation, the Garden of Eden, and the Deluge" 
has been removed fVom Masonic to Musical 
Fund Hall, where it will be exhibited until 
the distribution of gifts takes place, (n ad- 
dition to the panorama, the exhibition will 
embrace the singing of Mr. Goodall and Mad. 
Julien, and the remarkable violin performaaoe 
of Master Goodall — le petit Ole Bull. All 
this, it should be remembered, is giv^i for 
twenty-five cents ! A gift-ticket entitles the 
holder to two admissions, and a chance of ooe 
of the splendid articles in the window of J. 
E. Gould : a $370 piano, or the magnificent 
panorama itself. Thousands of these tickets 
have been sold, and it may be expected tiiat 
the distribution will shortly come off. 

— Col. Maurice will forgive the printer for 
making him, as he did in our last, William P. 
instead of William H. Maurice. Where a man 
is so well known as Col. M. such a mistake is 
rather a remarkable one. However, no mat- 
ter ; all will be the same in the next c^itoiy. 
Errors have frequently occurred in our pag^ 
They were of course unavoidable. Frm:h 
and Italian words suffer much at the hands of 
the compositor : thus, aehena for Mcena, at^tr 
for atelier. To return to Col. Maurice, he is 
now established in his new atore, 123 dioBi- 
nut street. 



THE HOFRAADINDE. 



113 




wiAX SAT Tou, Masoaf r—/\xr7uAar. 



imxt. 



FOft THI WRK E5inif0 

SATtJRDAT, JUiriB 4, 1853. 
THE HOFRAADINDE.* 

A THBILUNO TALE. 

The stranger was searched, bat there was 
nothing found upon him : his hands were tied 
together with his own handkerchief, and his 
inns closely pinioned by the servant, while 
the officer hurried away to the direction in 
which the carriage had ariven off. He feared 
that it might have turned aside, and so es- 
cape him, but he was delighted to find it had 
stc^iped near the wall of a house. As he drew 
near he obsenred that the door of the carriage 
was standing open, and a few steps from it 
was the slender fi^re of a youth, carefully 
enTek^[>ed in a cloak> who advanced towards 
him. 

•• Is it you, my friend ?" said the figure, in 
an anxious voice. 

<• All has gone well," whispered the officer, 
in reply. 

The youth, seemingly relieved, extended 
his hand, as with the intention of leading him 
to the carriage ; but as a light from one of 
the lamps gave him a view of his companion, 
the youth suddenly shrunk, altogether unable 
to utter a word. 

'*Fear nothing, young man," said the offi- 
cer; ''get into the carriage, we shall return 
to ibe city ; your youth leads me to hope 
that you are innocent, but I must immedi- 
ately know what you have to do with that 
villain." 

" Oh, Heavens ! I am lost," exclaimed he, 
wriDgiDg his hands ; *' would to God that the 
liall bad pierced my heart !" 

Meanwhile the servant, with his prisoner, 
^lined them ; the officer seated himself in the 
carriage along with him and the young man, 
wbik the servant got up behind ; and in a 
ahoK time they found themselves at the house 
iaKralowna fjnice. 

It was a fresh shock to the prisoner to find 
his cane, with all its contents, in the hands 
of tbe officers of justice. 

On finding that matters were in this state, 
and fearing a tumult from the crowd, — ^whom 
tiba news of the robbery had assembled to- 
cedier, and who seemed to expect some great 
teoyery, — after a few moments' hesitation, 
ha si leogflk determined to lay^ every thing 
hdbre the President. When this request was 

n pun 102. 



conveyed to the President, he was engaged 
with his brother-in-law, and some other 
friends, but being curious to see the criminals, 
he gave orders to admit them. The supposed 
criminal was first led in ; he entered the 
apartment with an assumed composure. 

** Herr Linkowsky !" exclaimed the Preai- 
dent, in a tone of astonishment, while the rest 
of the company looked at him with wonder 
and expectation. In a few moments after, his 
youthful companion was ushered in : he ap- 
peared scarcely able to support himself, from 
excess of agitation ; he fixed his eyes on the 
ground, wUle he covered his &ce with both 
hands, and it was only by force that the offi- 
cers of justice could remove them. A pair 
of beautiful eyes and a lovely countenance 
met the astonished gaze of the spectators. 

''Julia! unhappy girl!" exclaimed the 
brother-in-law of the President, in a tone of 
terror, and clasping his hands together he 
sank insensible on hte seat. 

<< Now, my friend," said the old eentleman 
the following morning, as he reached me a 
pipe, "may our sentiments blend like the 
smoke of our pipes." 

"Have you spoken with your daughter ?" 
said I, " and extended your parental forgive* 
ness to her ?" 

" Forgive !" he replied ; " you don't seem 
to understand how a man should guide his 
children. No, no, forgiveness must not so 
soon follow the commission of a fault. It 
would only lead to its repetition. Heavens ! 
she is all that is left to me. I have lost my 
wife, my only son, and she, my only consoli^ 
tion, would leave her dd father to throw her- 
self into the arms of an unprincipled scoun- 
drel. It is very grievous that one must share 
the love of one s only child with a villain !" 

I had great difficulty in calming the old 
man. He depicted to me the felicity he en- 
joyed with his amiable wife, but adoed, that 
even while she lived the sun of his happiness 
began to be overcast. The whooping-cough 
had raged in Pra^e, and had proved fatal to 
a ereat many children : anxiety for the life 
of nis boy induced him to send him to his 
brother, on his estate near the Polish frontier ; 
the boy was received and watched over with 
a father's care, but the angel of destruction 
was not to be cheated of his prey. In a few 
weeks the child died, his brother brought him 
the melancholy tidings, and deeply sympa- 
thised in a father's idBiction. He bore this 
stroke with Christian resignation. It seemed 
as if Providence designed to repair this loss, 
hj giving them the promise of another ; but 
his wife survived her confinement but a few 
hours, and all that now remained to him was 
his daughter, that daughter who would have 
deserted him. "I had her insti-ucted," con- 
tinued the old man, "in every accomplish- 



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tnent : no expense was spared on her ednca* 
tkm : heaven had given her a charming yoice. 
I gave her a master, and she soon made won- 
derful progress, ^e then entreated that I 
would allow her to learn Italian, as she said 
it was the only langpiage, combined with mu- 
sic, which would touch the heart." 

"But how,'* said I, ** could you admit 
such a character into your honse, and by 
whom was he introduced to you ?** 

*' He had been here several months before 
I knew it," he replied : ** one of our bankers 
was acquainted with him at Leipsic, and he 
it was who brought him to me. He gave 
himself out as the son of a Florentine, who, 
for some crime against the state, was obliged 
to leave Europe. This stranger was highly 
accomplished, was an excellent linguist, and 
also a finished musician : so that his society 
was much courted, and in sh<Mrt, no party was 
thought complete unless Buonaventura made 
one of it I could not^deny my daughter's 
request ; and Buonaventura assured me that, 
before a year had passed, she would speak 
Italian as if she were bom on the banks of the 
Amo; but this stranger never pleased me; 
there was a shyness of manner, a look that 
could not openly meet yours. Meanwhile my 
daughter certaonly did great credit to her 
master, and any one who ventured to breathe 
a word against the Italian was sure to incur 
her disfdeasure. It happened that one even- 
ing when a party of younr ladies were as- 
sembled, they commenced the game of Who 
is the most l>eautiful of Libussa's daughters ? 
and each begun to describe her in rhyme. 
Buonaventura called the goddess of his idol- 
atry Julia, and in every line it was evident 
that the portrait of my daughter was meant. 
Some one told her of it, and it seemed to be- 
witch her, and she soon became deeply at- 
tached to him. Soon after this, I one day 
surprised her embroidering a purse for him : 
alarmed at this, I instantly forbid him the 
house — Julia promised to think no more of 
him ; and to convince me (^ it, she gave me 
aU the letters she had received fnmi him. 
About three months afler this, some debts 
which he had incurred forced him to leave 
Prague ; I was delighted at this, as I thought 
that absence would entirdy extinguish the 
flame. Fod that I was ! it was as vivid as 
ever. They corresponded, and then arrived 
this rascal Linkowsky, who prevailed upon 
her to elope with him in boy's apparel. Read 
that !" he exclaimed, as he took a letter from 
his desk ; '' it is short, but full of deep pas- 
sion." 

'* Linkowsky," it began, "is the only hu- 
man being, except yoursdf, on whom my 
heart relies — trust to him as love's protecting 
angd ; he will Ining you to me ; it is only by 
such a step that the gales of happiness can 
be opened to us." Linkowricy had known in 



B a friend of the old ^tleman, and 

through hhn he obtained aa mtroductioii to 
the house, where he was received with the 
greatest hospitality. The old gentleman was 
charmed with his agreeable manners, which 
rendered him at all times a welcome guest, 
and his daughter lost no opportunity o€ in- 
structing him how to win tne favor of her 
father ; above aU, she counselled him to avoid 
showing a partiality for any thing military, 
as her fikther could not endure them. In con- 
sequence of which he instantly laid aside his 
moustachois, and spoke of the military with 
great dislike. 

** There is a widow in B ," said the old 

man, " whom Linkowsky assured my daughtet- 
would a£ford her protection for the present, 
and from whom she would always experience 
the tenderness of a parent." 

"Can you descnbe the widow to meV* 
said I. 

** I found a letter in my daughter's cham- 
ber," he replied, "but without signature; 
and the only thing that I could discover re- 
garding her was, that she lived in K 

street." 

" In K street !" exclaimed I, in amaze- 
ment, ** and a widow !" 

"Yes," said the <Ad gentleman, "and my 
daughter tells me that her husband was a 
counsellor, and that Linkowsky is nearly re- ' 
lated to her. and resided with her the last \ 
time he was in B ." 

" Her husband a counsellor, and she a wi- 
dow ?" said I, in still greater amazement. 

" So it appears," replied my friend ; " but 
Julia assurcMlly does not know her name ; 
** but, however, I shall ask her again." He 
desired his daughter to be called : she entered 
pale and dejected : grief had so changed her, 
that had I met her anywhere but in her fa- 
ther's house, I would not have recognised 
her ; she bent down and kissed her &ther*8 
hand. 

" Julia," said he, " I ask you once more if 
you really do not know the name of the coun- 
sellor whose widow invited you to B ?" 

She earnestly assured him that she really did 
not. 

" You would perhaps remember it if you 
heard it," said I, while I named the stranj^ed 
counsellor. Julia looked as if she had heard 
the name before. 

" Good Heavens !" said the old gentleman, 
" that is my old friend, the same who intro- 
duced the rascal who would have carried off 
my daughter." 

" Merciful powers !" I exclaimed, " he has 
introduced his own murderer to you. Toor 
friend is no more ; the grave covers him — and 
it was this widow who robbed him of IH^** 
The old gentleman was speechless from aa- 
tonishment, while Julia walked to the win- 
dow in agita^oa and doubt whether mbtb 



THE HOIELUuDIKDE. 



115 



ought to give cicdit to so hmrible a dis- 
clofiure. 

" Qracious Providence !" exclaimed the old 
gentJeman, '*hovr appearancefi deceive one! 
for even without letters from the connaellor, 
I would have given up my whole heart to 
him. I know not what powerful fe^ng at- 
tracted me towards him, but I could have 
confided to him the mo6t private of my affairs ; 
and I found a singular pleasure in looking on 
his manly and expreasive countenance. Go 
to your chamber, Julia,'' he continued, '* and 
thiyok heav^i for having saved you from the 
bauds of such a monster." ^e threw a dis- 
tnutful look towards me, which grieved me 
much, and then quitted the apartment* 
Scarcely had she 1^ us when the President 
entered ; my friend informed him of the in- 
fonnation I had just give^i him. 

" I do not doubt it," he replied. '* Last 

ni^t I received letters from B , which 

caused me to observe the criminal narrowly; 
he allows a detersunation of mind which, with 
mj k>og experience, I have never seen equal- 
led. Nothing will induce him to utter a syl- 
lable: he reeohitely refuses to allow a morael 
of food to pass his lips, and it is my opinion 
that he means to starve himself to death, to 
escape the hands <^ justice. " 

'' Have Tou searched his papers ?" said I, 
" that will surdy bring something to light." 

'*They are still unopened," ne replied, 
'^bot I shiil have them examined this even- 
ing.'* 

^May I request," said I to the President, 
*' that TOU will allow me to glance at these 
ptpers?" He paused for a moment, and then 
replied: 

'* Let it be 80 then ; but you must come to 
mj cbamber, as I cannot allow them to go 
OBtof my hands.'* We entered the carriage 
aai drove to the President's. The first thing 
that we saw was the handkerchief, with my 
initiab. I asked how it came there. 

'' It bdonga to the priscmer," he answ^^ ; 
*'it was that, with which his hands were 
bound the night he was taken, but I promise 
kirn he AM soon have fetters of a difierent 
kiadtokeephim&st" 

** He must," said I, ''have taken it away 
thtmonting he contrived to slip the forged 
haidE*no<;i8 into my pocket; but I shall retain 
^ as a Hmembruioe of these extraordinary 
trate'MjI then related to him my reascms 
ftr attadifing so much importance to it, and 
ke immediately acquiesced in my wish to re- 
taan it. The troak of the criminal was now 
tpwid, sad amongst his dothes were foond 
* grtat many papers in Italian, French, and 
wary thing wa&airaaged with the 
I oaa scarcely deaoribe the 
with which I ^iMieed over tboM 
hnt the oootents wefe of greater mi^ 
iMDtthaa I had eveo anticipated. 



Before proceeding further I shall unfold the 
plan of the runaways. Leipsic was the place 
where they had appointed to meet. Buona- 
ventura had intrusted Julia to the care of his 
friend, as his greatest worldly treasure. The 
deepest solicitude and anxiety seemed to guide 
his pen. The further I read, the more the 
traces of crime appeared to diminish, and I 
felt my sympathy powerfully excited, but 
though not criminal, yet still he did not ap- 
pear to be totally free from error: his peace 
of mind was evidently lost, and fate had pre- 
cipitated him into an abyss of sorrow, through 
the means of a villain, who bound him to 
himself with chains of iron. 

My opinion regarding these two men under- 
went a change which a few hours previous I 
little dreamt of. I gave the papers to the 
President, at the same time entreating, for 
Heaven's sake, to keep them from his brotho*- 
in law, and th^i hastened home. The old 
gentleman had gone out, and I took advan- 
tage of his absense to soften the displeasure 
of his daughter towards me. I could not but 
remark tnat my presence was anything but 
agreeable to her, though she endeavoi^ed to 
overcome her dislike. I expressed my regret 
that my presence should be so distasteful to 
her, but added, that she should reflect that 
had it not been for me, she would have fallen 
into the hands of an unprincipled vilHan ; that 
I had not only endeavored to soften the dis- 
pleasure of her father, but that having read 
over the papers of Linkowsky, I was now 
ready to do all in my power to promote her 
vrishes ; that Buenaventura was far fh)m be- 
ing the criminal that I had imagined, and that 
the only thing against him was his connexion 
with Unkowsky : that it was my most anx- 
ious desire to give her every consdation in my 
power, but that she must shew no distrust of 
me, but meet me with the fbUest confidence. 
She listened attentively while I spoke, then 
raising her dark eyes to my face, gazed fixedly 
on me, as if reflecting if I were acting sincerely 
by her. She then seized my hand, and vehe- 
DMntly pressing it, impk)red me to tell her if 
I indeed spoke truth. After a short time, I 
happily succeeded in convincing her of my 
sincerity. She entreated me to pardon her 
distrust of me, and then, in the most engag- 
ing manner posable, rdated how she and 
Buenaventura had bec<»ne attached. 

Little conversation paased this day at table, 
and I could not but foel melancholy, when I 
lodced at the benevolent countenance of the 
dd man, and thought how soon it would be 
dariKned l^ soirow. After dinner, I went to 
LeidsdMf, to bid him farewell, and requested 
he would make my apok)gie8 to Henneberg ; 
and in a few hours I w*l on my jouitiey to 
Laipsie. I wis still some vales ftim the ter- 
miiMlion of my journey, and could with 
difficulty distinguish the towers of Leipsioia 



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the distance — ^when , upon a little rising ground | 
to the left, I saw two men standing, one of 
whom pointed towards me with a stick ; as ' 
they approached, I perceived that one was a ' 
shepherd, the otlier a stranger, who looked 
earnestly at the carriage through a glass. I , 
instantly conjectured that this must be Bu<Hia- ' 
Ventura, and my conjecture proved right. He , 
approached the carriage, into which he looked I 
with great anxiety, as if in search of some 
one, but not finding the object of his inquiry, | 
he suddenly crushed his hands together, as if 
stung by disappointment, but still remained I 
standing by the carriage. | 

"Perhaps," said I, "you expect some 
travellers from Prague !" 

** I do, sir," he replied ; ** perhaps you have 
encountered them ? 

** They are detained," I rq)lied, " in a lit- 
tle village some miles from this, by an acci- 
dent to their carriage. They cannot reach 
Lcipsic before to-morrow, at mid-day, and 
they entreat me to take thdr friend, ifdio 
would probably come to a considerable dis- 
tance to meet tnem, back to town with me. 

The Italian turned round and looked to- 
wards the sun. 

" It will be some hours before it is dark," 
he replied, " so I shall continue my way, and 
hope to reach my friends before midnight. 
What," he continued, ** is the name of the 
village?" 

*« That I must not tell you," said I, " as 
the youngest of your friends entreated me to 
keep it from you." 

" Did he indeed ?" he rejoined. " Oh, ^e 
is so kind, so considerate ; with your permis- 
sion, then," he added, "I shall accept of 
your kind offer," — and with these words he 
stepped into the carriage. 

"The young friend," said I, "to whom 
you seem so tenderly devoted, appears to be 
a very anuable girl f " 

" A giri !" he exclaimed, in surprise. 

" Yes," I answered, " I once saw her pic- 
ture on the lid of a box. " He looked al armed. 
"It is a shame," I continued, "that she 
should travel with such a companion: she 
appears like an angel of light by the side of a 
demon of darkness. How can you entrust so 
precious a gem to a David Linkowsky !" 

" Sir, he is a man of honour," he replied, 
" a man whose friendship I am proud to pos- 
sess ; but how do you know — ^I cannot imag- 
ine — ' 

" Friendship !" interrupted I, " tis easy to 
conceive what kind of friendship that must 
be which had its origin in a house where a 
midnight murder was committed, and an inti- 
macy commenced during the flight in conse- 
quence of it." • 

" Heavenly poireni !" exclaimed my eom- 
panion — "who are y<m? your words make 
me flfaodder." 



" *Tis no wonder that you tremUe," stid 
I, " to have such a friend ! but be calm, it ia 
not yet the hour for spectres — ^your ooBScieDce 
may be quiet for the clock has not yet tolled 
one, and yon see I un alone." 

The Italian became pale as death, and start- 
ing from his seat would have ^roDg from the 
carriage, 

"Be composed, Buonaventora," eaid I, 
" and thank Qod for having saved you fram 
the fangs of a demcm, and torn asundtt' the 
disgracAil bonds in which he held you. Lin. 
kowd^ has fallen into the hands of justice, 
and it is doubtful whether he is yet alive. 
Julia is not on her wav to hasten to your 
arms, but she is in her mther's house : but I, 
who bring you this dissapointment, am also 
love's messenger, and should the inquiries 
which I must make prove satisfactoiy, I shall 
return with you to Prague, and hope to unite 
two hearts which have suffered so deeply for 
their errors." Buonaventora listened to me 
in speechless astonishment, and overwhdmed 
with shame and confusion, he covered his face 
with his hands and wept. After various 
questions, I at length asked if he was pre- 
sent at the Counsellor's murder ? He solemnly 
swore, that at the time it happened he knew 
nothii^ of it, but that alter the event he sus- 
pected it, but never had the courage to ask 
the murders anything concerning it. 

'•Then hope the best," said I, '<and to- 
morrow we shall return to Prague." We 
spent most of the night together, and if I 
^ned on Buenaventura's c<mfidenoe, he rose 
rapidly in my estimation. The more I saw of 
him, the more deeply did I deplore that a 
mind so noble should have been tarnished by 
the seduction of the world. I asked my com- 
panion if he knew the Hofraadinde ; he as- 
sured me he had never spoken to her, bat that 
he had frequently met her in company, when 
Linkowsky always paid her the most marked 
attentions. 

We returned to Prague. I stomped at the 
l^ace where I had formeiiy lodged, and desir- 
ing my companion not to quit the house for 
the present, I bent my steps towards my old 
friend's dwelling. I found him seated at the 
tea-table ; Julia was pouring out his oofiee, 
and it gratified me much to observe that con- 
fidence seemed again restored betwerai them. 
Julia appeared to greet me with pleanure^aod 
she tremUed a little as she handed dm my 
cup. Linkowsky, th^ infimned me, was 
still alive, but death hovered ov^ him ; he 
continued to refVise aU sustenance, lay imaov* 
able upon his bed, and no one coidd force a 
word from him. 

After some thne I led the conversation to 
Buonanentora, and I could easily peroeive 
how much the old gentleman was sarprijKd 
at the diffiorent style in which I now talxed of 
him. It waa in vain that I tried to moderate 



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117 



his indignation a^nst him ; but from the 
boievolence and mildness of his dispoeition, I 
did not lose hope of acoompHshing this at 
Bene future period. 

Abeut eight days after his imprisonment 
Imkowaky died, and though his last strug- 
^ were Tiolent in the extreme, he did not 
lUow one exclamation to escape him. Deter- 
mined to accomplish my purpose, I never 
ecMed speaking in favor of the Italian, until 
I softened in some degree, the displeasure of 
ttie eld gentleman. The president gave a 
^odid entertainmfflit, >at which Juha was to 
•ppear in her brilliaocy and beauty. Buona- 
veotura could not deny himself the gratifica- 
tion of stealing a glance at Julia as she step- 
ped £rom the carriage. I could not join the 
ptfty at the president's, having engaged my- 
self at Henneberg's. The entertainment pass- 
ed off with great eclat, and although there 
WIS scarcely a countenance there diat was 
not a lovely one, still Julia was acknowledged . 

■ bj ill, to be queen of thenight. Thecompan^ I 
continued their amusement with great spirit . 
till a late hour, when the elder part of it be- 
pa to retire, leaving the young people to con- 
tiDue their enjoyments ; but Julia's father had 
promised to remain to the last. 

The president now hastily called a servant 
to attend one of the guests who was depart- 
ing, ind m his haste to obey this summons, 
the domestic cardessly set a lamp on a table 
in the cabinet of the president ! A lustre 
hang above it, over whidi was thrown a gauze 
eoTcring; this instantly caught fire, and a 
dense smoke quickly filled uie apartments, 
while flumes began to burst forth ; the com- 
ptoy, seised with afi&ight, ran against each 
otWr and mahed towards the staircase. 

While the president was at the other end of j 
^ house, and iound it impossible to force his i 
ws]r through the crowd, nis brother-in-law ! 
recollecting that he had some valuable papers 
in a closet adjoining his cabinet, humed to 
the gpot, and seizing a box gave it in charge 
to a servant, with orders to carry it home 
inuDediatdy and place it in his chamber. — 
Meinwfaile the fire was happily extinguished, 
nd the M genUeman hastened home with 
Jriia; but the (right he had undergone would 

1 Mt permit him to sleep, and after tossing in 
bed Ibr some time, he impatiently arose, and 

I kii e3rcs happening to hXi upon the box which 
he hid sent mm the |M«sident*s, and thinking 
that it Bikfat possiUy contain linkowsky's 
pipers, whksh his brother-in-law had not yet 

I thewn him, he could not resist the desive of 
opening it. His supposition was correct. Af- 
terglaadngovOT several , he took from amongst 
them a letter addressed to a lady whose name 
WIS not unknown to him or to the reader, and 
in which he imparted to her some remarkable 
AJPtawstapces. The old man was standing 
he read ■ aydden^ his hand trmbled-- 



his countenance became pale as death, and he 
fhtl insensible to the ground. David Linkow^ 
sky was his own son. 

David Linkowsky was, indeed, the son of 
my old friend. The boy had not been long 
with his uncle, when one evening a band <? 
robbers attacked the house, to which they set 
fire, and along with the plunder, carried d 
the child to Poland, with the intenticm of sell- 
ing him as a serf to some nobleman. His un- 
cle believing that the boy had been murder^ 
ed, and fearing the reproaches of his brother, 
he told him that his son had died of the veiy 
hooping-cough which they had so much dread- 
ed. An Dlyrian who was in the Venetian ser- 
vice, saw the boy, took a fancy to him, and 
bought him : he treated him with the greatest 
kindness, educated him, and taught him 
drawing, the only thing for which he shewed 
a decided partiality. But when he grew up, 
he r^)aid his benefactor's kindness with the 
blackest ingratitude, deserted him in a dan- 
gerous illne8S, went to Venice, and from that, 
trav^ed through the greatest part of Italy. 

His engaging appearance and manners gain- 
ed him admittance into many families, but 
under the most pdished exterior he ccmcealed 
a depraved and vicious heart. His powers of 
fkscination won many an amiable heart, but 
pure feelings found no corresponding ones in 
his bosom, and the most devoted afiection had 
no influence over him . He wandered over the 
Alps, and in the south of France he became 
acquainted with Csesar Buenaventura ; with- 
out a guide and with no object in view, this 
unhappy young man wandered through the 
world. The turbulent and seditious spirit of 
his father had occasioned his banishment from 
Florence, and he left his son in a very desolate 
situation. With no one to love him, he clung 
to Linkowsky with all the confiding feeling 
of his nature : however, he was not long in 
discovering something of the evil spirit, to 
whose guidance he hid given himself up ; yet 
he did not possess energy sufiBcient to nree 
himself from the bonds, in which the more 
powerful mind of Linkowsky held him pris- 
oner, and with reluctance he allowed himsdf 
to be dragged by him into the haunts of vice. 
A passion noore powerful, and of longer con- 
tinuance than usual, now took possession of 
Linkowsky's mind. 

A woman whose grace and beauty were uni- 
versally acknowledged, had at len^h touched 
his heart, and he gave her more of his confi- 
dence than he had ever before done to any 
human being. Linkowsky and his mistress 
had appointed a meeting, and Buenaventura 
promised to watch in we anti-chamber, to 
prevent their being surprised : but he witness* 
ed a scene that night, which destroyed his 
peace, and had nearly deprived him of his 
senses. This house is branded in the history 
of human crime, as the scene of the horriUe 



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wiafder of Fuildea, ftad Lmkowsky'emistnss ! 
WM that yery Madame Manscm, whose beauty ! 
and fascination had so powerful aa influeooe i 
upon her judges. It was fixmi her that he 
had received the watch and brooch, which ! 
were found in his possession ; and it was to < 
her that the letter was addressed, in which he > 
imparted to her all his youthful feelings and | 
reoollecnons, ereo from the days of his child- 1 
hood. He depicted to her the burning of his 
uncle's property, and the wild plunderers who 
had carried him off: he also related to her, in 
the most interesting manner, how his father, 
whom he never could recollect under any 
other circumstance, had taken him one even- 
ing to see a windmill which had taken fire, 
ai^ who said to him, whilst pointing to its 
blozing arms — 

** Look, my child, it is thus that the chas- 
tising angel stretches forth his arm to punish 
wicked men and childr^i who will not obey 
their parents.'' 

It was this circumstance which revealed to 
the old gentleman that Linkowsky was his 
son. While Buenaventura was concealed in 
this chamber, Bankal, the landlord of the 
house, and his accomplices, entered, and lock* 
ing the doors they proceeded to execute their 
bloody purpose ; but on discovering Buona- 
▼entura, they instantly seized him, and terri- 
fied that he would betray them, they deter- 
mined to make him an accomplice in their 
crime. They forced him into an adjdning 
doset, where the horrible deed was committ- 
ed, and compelled him to hold the vessel in 
which they shed the blood of their unhappy 
victim, and from that time the miserable Bu- 
onaventura shuddered even to look upon the 
hands which had been thus polluted, and 
whmever the dock struck one he trembled, 
and involuntarily clasped tli^m together. 

Bankal and his companions having complet- 
ed the bloodj] purpose, hastened to carry the 
body to the river, and Buenaventura and Lin- 
kowsky seized the opportunity of their ab- 
sence to escape from the house. They imme- 
dmtely took to flight and were soon a consider- 
able way from the scene of crime. 

They fixed on Basil as their place of resi- 
dence, where Linkowsky gave instructsons in 
drawing, and Buenaventura taught Italian ; 
but with all Linkowsky's powers of persua- 
ffion, he could not prevail on his companion to 
remain long with him — ^Buenaventura went 
first to Leipsic, and from that to Prague, 
while Linkowsky took his departure for 

B , where, from want of money, he was 

forced to cii^Pp^ of his brooch and watch to a 

jeweller. While at B , he happened one 

evening to meet the counsellor's lady at a 
party, and durine the games of the evemng, 
he was desired to Idss me hand of the lady in 
company whom he 1lK>ught he could love with 
most taruth and fidelity: he chose the Hofraa- 



diode, and this eomplimeni gained him her 
&vour; he accompanied her n^ne, waa re- 
ceived by her husband with great hospitality, 
and was soon upon the most intimate footling 
in the house. But notwithstanding this, his 
visits were not frequoit, and he never went to 
the houM when the counsellor was from home. 
He soon obtained an extraordinary influence 
over the Hofraadinde, they often met else- 
where, as Linkowsky always felt unfdeasant 
at the counsellor's, perhaps from the sight of 
his watch and broodi, which the latter had 
bouglit from the jewdler to whom he had 
sold it, as a presoit to his nephew, whose pro- 
moticm he 8lu>rtly expected. 

About a week before Linkowaky Strang^ 
the counsellor, Buenaventura arrived in B — , 
Linkowsky soon saw how deep hissttaohmcst 
was to JiUia, and he was delighted to le«ni 
from him that her fath^^ was a raaa of for- 
tune. 

He fervently entreated him not to lose hope, 
and suggested several plans by whidi he 
might accomplish his wishes, and gave him 
every assurance of his unchanged regard and 
interest in him, uid he concluded by ^ying. 

** Be composed, my friend, I shall go my- 
self and bring your Julia, when once ytm are 
married the old gentleman must f<Migive yon ; 
and were my beloved but separated from the 
counsellor, then we would all go to sotne de- 
lightful valley in Switzerland, and enjoy our 
happkiess unseen by all the world." 

A lover's heart could not vri thstand voj 
thing that held out hope to him^ and throvr- 
ing himself into the arms of his friend, be 
gave himself up to his guidance ; but while 
he b^uiled the credulous Buenaventura wi^ 
a picture of future fecality, the nrarderovs 
plan was already formed in his breast ; every 
thing was arranged, and he determined tlwt 
Uie 12th of August should secure to his mas- 
tress the possesion of her fortune. In the 
morning the counsellor wrote the letter he re- 
quested, to his old friend in Prague, mod hf 
night he lay murdered in his bed. 

The President was not a little alarmed, 
when» on the mormngaf^r ihe fire, he nuised 
the box with Linkowsky's papers, and karvt 
who had taken them; he hastened to his 
brother-in-law's, found him stretched npmt 
his bed, and the box with the papers lying 
open on the table ; he hurried towards the 
bed, and in the deepest anxiety seized his 
hand: he found him almost apeechlefls, httt 
the physician whom be summoned gave him 
hope of his recovery. Julia and Buonarea- 
tura never quitted his couch ; in a few daje 
he sat amongst us again : he was pale aiid 
depressed, it is true, but perfectly rengned to 
the stroke of fate. 

Some weeks after this I quitted Prague, 
leaving Julia and Bnoaaventura a betwithed 
pair. I <»nied away the haadkerohisf t» 



PITY "nsiatuE. 



119 



B , and MnfcUjr preseire it. I fimnd 

Ibslorf restored to hi^th, his fortune was 
secured to him ; whether or not the Hofraa* 
dinde had partidpaited in the murder of her 
ktsbaod. I oould noTor learn ; it rests with 
her ccDScsicace^ 

PITY 'TIS TRUE. 

There is sonethii^i^ melancholy in the con- 
tonplatieQ of decaying nature— to see the old 
oek safdeas, dying, withering away, .while 
mod and about it roses bloom, and tendrils 
twine. To witness in the autumn the falling 
htS, to see the yellow tint on many afloaUng 
waiflet of the IcNrest, and know that they are 
the emblems of life the portraitures of man 
lad his destiny. 

life, human life, to see it gradually sink, 
to behdd the once blo<Rning cheek pale and 
■arked with the finger of age, to witness the 
bright eje fede, and become lustreless ; that 
Cfe which was wont to flash with joy, and 
anger, that ^e which rested on all that was 
beautkul in natnre, delighting in the bk)68om6 
of the fields, and the gaieties of life, now 
sinking away from yiew, and tracing through 
its flbadowy lattice, the dark, and gloomy 
things of the world : age m ruins, age in 
the ebaeure comer of the world, in its cold 
tad cheerless degree— age shut out from the 
case and elegancies of life — removed from the 
isaodations and adventitious aids of wealUi ; 
•ge in its sear and yeUow leaf, helpless, home- 
las, houseless, presents a sight to the reflect- 
ing mind at once fearful, and sad. In the 
■arbled palace, soothed, petted, and fed, tot^ 
tcring age finds rdief in the grandeur, it 
courts. There the weak and palsied limbs, 
recMne on rich stnfib, and soft cushions ; it can 
M back into its first infancy of care and at- 
teatien; again does he become a child, and all 
bis wants anticipated, and provided for. Bat 
ilaa! how di fferent is age in poverty. We may 
imagine that it glides on, as old age seems, 
eafaaiy, and quietly ; for in poverty old age, is 
incipiait insanity, beyond which it seldom 
goes; it pauses on the verge of that dark gulf, 
and lingers on in trouble, in care, in suffering, 
and silly mutterings. There is due to old age 
not cnly respect Imt a debt, which relatives 
are not always prepared to pay. Old age com- 
mands aU who have christian hearts, ^mpa- 
tfay.aftdhelp. If mankind as a body, in their 
legiilations neg^t to provide for the poor 
nflering aged, they are neith^ christians nor 
statesmen. And yet has not our government 
aedcoted, and cheated the soldiers of our re- 
vohstMMi cot of their just rights and daesl 
I>id it reward them for all their sufferinss, 
iod the inevitable blessing — the cause for 
whiehibey foi]ghi-~bioaght us ? Did the pal- 
try sight dfiUm a mont]^ soothe* and make 



happy the latter days of the old gray headed 
veteran oi 76? Have we not seen them 
begging a morsel <^ bread?— have we not 
seen the old soldier who followed the immor^ 
tal Washington through all his battles— sai9- 
tng troo^ in our fmidic streets* to |n*ovide 
food for himself and aged partner? have we 
not seen the old soldier, when his strength 
feiled him at last, go from door to door, beg- 
ging bread to keep himself and wife out of the 
alms house. Ask the old merchants along 
Market street, iftAdam Hepple, was not a 
pauper on their bounty for years, and whHe 
asking that question, couple it with another— 
would eight dollars a month, pay theexpeiwe 
of thia or any other old soldier living, with- 
out some addition, and that addition was to 
be made either by labor, or begging ? Nearly 
all of our revolutionary soldiers are gone 
now, those that are living, are too old to 
labor, hence they must bc^. What a com- 
mentary upon our country. Thousands of 
dollars have been squandered away upon va- 
grant ferei^ers, millions, for the display of 
national pnde, and political power, but not a 
dollar, added to the humble pittance of the 
soldier of the Revolution ! 

Age in poverty is a melancholy picture; 
equally startling to sense and feeling is the 
one wherein is seen the old soldier, the pioneer 
of our country's glory, eating the l»ead of 
charity, while our country modu him with a 
paltry gift of two debars per week ! These 
reflections are caused, not by mere thought of 
the sad fact existing in our midst, but frssn 
witnessing within a few weeks its stem r^- 
ity. We have seen misery, poverty and 
wretchedness in all forms ; we have seen little 
children huddled together on a coverless bed. 
while the winter wuid was whistling around 
their rickety dwelling ; we have seen ase, pal- 
sied age, weeping bitter tears beside we sick 
bed of youth, and fn^m the dim and imper- 
feet orb of vision looked out the broken ^rit, 
on desolation and starvation ! Misery, wretch- 
edness uid squalid poverty exists in all popu- 
lous cities, and amid the heterogeneous mass 
of human miseiy old age moves (m in its suf- 
fering, its ruin, and wi«ok, until death steps 
in and closes up the remnant of its sufferings 
in the everlasting tomb of forgetfulness. 

On the step of one rich and miserly, sat a 
shivering obiect of the worlds charity, beside 
her stood a basket, over which an old news- 

Saper was thrown, beneath were morsels of 
read, and broken meat. The recipirait ef 
omn's bounty, was dd, very old, her head 
leaned against the iron railing of that rich 
man's house. The poor, feeble creature, was 
asleep, age had wrinkled up a once beauteous 
fece, yet there was the outline of a symetri- 
cal formation of features ; and although pover- 



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l^ their seal upon her, the 
observer could see upon the calm noe, a sort 
of indistinct light which came up as it were 
from the deep and hidden caverns of the hu- 
man heart : it was the light of resignation, 
^e was My very old, feehle, very feeble, tired 
nature had sought the marble steps as a fit- 
ting place for rest. And so it was ; for in that 
old stately mansion this poor ragged creature 
was bom — it was the home of her ancestors, 
the home of her youth, the spot of all others 
most beloved; she sought it In rags — she who 
was wont to stand upon those marble steps 
and welcome the young and gay, when she 
was like them, now slept in age and poverty, 
on the lower step. She had married young — 
nMt losses, had children, poverty came, mis- 
ery, and death — all passed away, and left her 
in the worid, childless— portionless— and — 
but the door opens, a rich and pompous man 
appears — he shuns the beggar — ^he knows her 
not — he cares not — she falls from the step — 
her baflket is upset, her little store is scattered 
on the pavement. She rises, gazes around — 
beholds her nephew stalk away — and she, his 
aiont, wanders on to her wretched home, to 
dream, and find upon awakening, that life is 
but a fearful reality. 

SINOULAR CHURCH TROU- 
BLES IN ALBANY IN n»o. 

The third volume of the Documentary His- 
tory of New York, recently published by the 
state, contains an amusing account of some 
churdi disputes that occurred in the village of 
Albany in its e«4y days. Matters o( church 
and state were then mixed up in a way that 
does not suit the opinions of us modems. Ac- 
cordingly, the first entry upon the subject is 
the record of an *' Extraordinary Court held 
at Albany 11 Mardi 1679-80,*' and is as fid- 
lows: 

** the Court met at the request of Domine 
€Kdeon Sdiaets, accompanied oy the Worship- 
ed Consistory, who complains that Myndert 
Fredericksee Smidt came to his house and told 
him, the Domine, never to presume to speak 
to any of his children on religious matters ; 
and that he the Domine went sneaking through 
all the houses like the Devil ; adding our 
Domine (meaning Domine Beraardus, Minis- 
ter of the Lutheran Congregation) does not 
do so. 

'*Dom: Schaets further complains that 
Myndert Fredericksee 's wife greiviousl v abus- 
ed and calumniated him behind his back at 
Gabriel Thompson's house, as an old Rogue, 
Sneak, &c., and that if she had him by the 
pate, she should drag his grey hairs out of 
it; which the Domine offered to prove by 
witnesses.'' 

Whereupon Myndert Fredericksee and 
wife are seat for to Court and Dom : Schaet's 



•accusation is read to Myndert, who denm it 
all, decbtring that he had not giren the Dom- 
ine an ill word." 

Pietertie, wife of Myndert Fredericksee, 
denies having abused Domine Schaets as a 
Rogue and &ieak : but that the Domine hath 
abused her Religion as a Devilish Religioii. 

'* Hend Rooseboon sworn, says that he was 
at Cabriel Thompson's last Monday when Pie- 
tertie, Myndert Fredericksee's wife entered, 
and wishing to go away was called back by 
(Gabriel and conversing on the subject of 
Dom : Schaets and her daughter, she said— 
What business hath Dom : Schaets to ques- 
tion mine daughter ? To this Gftbriel s«kl — 
Why should he not do so ? ' The Domine does 
well to question people . Whereupon Pietertie 
said, Dom: Schaets, the old rogue and sneak ; 
had she been by, she should have caught him 
hj the grey pate — adding he ought to look to 
his daughter •*♦**♦** and takecare 
of her — To which Gabriel replied. Why say 
that and scold the Domine so f who answered 
him — You dog, 3rou protect * • » ♦ • •and 
knaves." 

After some further evidence the Court post- 
poned the matter, recommending the parties 
to be reconciled. The next sitting was at 
" Albany 12 March 1679^. 

Myndt. Fredericksee and his wife appear 
before their Worships of the Court, request- 
ing that they may be reccmciled in love and 
friendship with Dom. Sdiaets, which, bang 
immediately done 

'*Dom: Schaets appearing before their 
Worships is asked — ^if he were willing to be 
reconciled with the aforesud persons f who 
answers, yes, on condition that they botii 
acknowledge him an honorable man, and tint 
they know nought of him except what is hon- 
est and virtuous (always excepting the Dis- 
pute out of which this case arose, namdy. 
Universal Grace — being no political questicm) 
also the Sheriff's claim. 

Whereupon M3mdert aforesaid, and his wife 
acknowledge the Domine in open court to be 
an honest man and that they know nought of 
him except all honour and virtue and are will- 
ing to b^r all the costs hereof, also to settle 
with the Sheriff. 

" N. B. It is settled by And. Fetter and 
^for 6 Beavers and 6 cases of wine." 

The most reasonable Sheriff's bill ever 
known. 

This amicable conclusion did not end afl 
Domine Schaet's troubles in Albany. His 
daughter, above referred to, had had some 
difficulty with her husband in New York, and 
had left him to return to her Other's residence 
in Albany. Thereupon theeood women of 
Albany felt called upon to talk a good deal of 
scandal concerning her. Then some of the 
Domine's congregation refused to partake of 
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bcraeif therefrom. Her fkther,lbr peace's sake, 
afc^iiHd her to do so for the present. Further 
difficulties followed and another ''Extraor- 
diBtty court" was held on the First of April 
1681 to settle them. 

The Bode summoned the Domine twice to 
appear before their Worships, to which the 
Dooune twice replied that he would not come. 
At a third yisit the Domine was not at home 
bat the Bode received a tart reply from his 
daaghter. A fourth visit of the Bode had no 
better result; and thereupon the constable 
was sent with a special warrant to bring the 
Doimne forthwith. 

The constable could not find him: he 
** then asked his daughter Arnieke Schaets, 
where her fadier was? She answered—* know 
TOO not what Gain said ? Is he his brothers' 
keeper ? Am I my father's keeper.* '' 

The Domine finally appeared m court, the 
I difficulties between himself and his Consis- 
tory ** were arranged in love and friendship in 
preaence of the court aforesaid ; Dom. Schaets 
admitting he was under a misconception." 

Then follows a memorandum setting forth 
that the Domine's daughter, Aneke, was sent 
back to her husband Thomas Davidsee in New 
York. The authorities d New York sent her 
immediately back with her husband to arrange 
their difficulties in Albany ; and at another 
'' Extraordinary court held in Albany'' 29th 
day of July A. Dom. 1681," the following 
paper was filed by the husband and wife. 

"Thomas Davidtse promises to conduct 
hiBMelf well and honoraoly towards his wife 
Amwke Schaets : to love and never to neglect 
her and properly to maintain and support her 
with her children according to his means, 
boebr making null and void all questions 
that have occured and transpired between 
them both, never to repeat them but are en- 
tirely reconciled ; and for better a8surance of 
faia real intenticm and good resolution to ob- 
serve the same, he reouests that two good men 
be named to observe his conduct at N. York 
towards his said wife : being entirely dispos- 
ed and inclined to live honorably and well 
with her, as a christian man ought : subjeot- 
iBg himself willingly to the rule and censure 
of the said men. On the other hand his wife 
Anaeke Schaets promises also to conduct her- 
self quietly and well and to accompany him 
to N. York with her children and property 
here, not leaving him any more, but to serve 
and help him, and with him to share the 
sweets and the sours, as becomes a christian 
spooae : Re<|uesting that all difibrences which 
bad ever existed between them both may be 
herdiy quashed and brought no more to light 
or east up, as she on her side is heartily dis- 
posed to." 

Their Worships of the court recommended 
parties on both sides to observe strictly their 
i eec peiha tioa now made, and the gentlmcQ 



at N. York were to be mformed that the mat^ 
ter was so fkr arranged. 



gi^arrt amrmg \\t |teb §oohs. 



^OeN48.^BV ALEXANOBR eMITH. 

— Messrs. Ticknor, Reed & Fields, of Boston, 
have issued these poems in a volume sympa- 
thetic in size, types, paper, and binding with 
*' Thalatta." published by them a few weeks 
since, and duly noticed by us. 

We are disposed to regard the author with 
more than (nrdinary fkvor. He is an original ; 
abounds in much fresh thought, but more ex* 
uberant fancy. There is a very odd arrange* 
ment of idea, odd even for poetiy , which is id- 
ways expected to be somewhat eocentrio. Mr. 
Smith is not so much a poet of thought^ of 
philosophy, as of imagination. The snl^ects 
he touches upon are fairly oovered up with 
sensuous images and fantastic combinations. 
He courts the beautiful— oftentimes, too, the 
sublime — weaves the most gin-geous im- 
ages together, and is, altogeth^, calculated to 
charm the fancy. 

The principal poem is a '' Life Drama," and 
appears to be a kind of picture of a poet's — 
perhaps the poet's — life. As another has 
said, we have in this efibrt *' the struggle of 
strong will against circumstance, — the conse- 
quent mental exacerbation, — the influence ci 
beauty on poetic predisposition, — the disap- 
pointment of too hastily cherished hopes, — 
the ruthless destruction of certain sentimental 
ideals, — ^the temptations of female sympathy, 
the too ready lapse, — the reproaches of con- 
science, — the susceptibilities of repentance, — 
the return to duty, — and the triumph of love." 
There is, at times, a profanity which greatly 
mars the work, but without which the authcnr 
would hardly have been tipto the standard of 
modem poetic genius. We give his open- 
ing:— 

^ As a wild maiden, with loyedrinking eyes. 
Sees in sweet drezims a beaming youth of Qlory, 
And wakes to weep, and exer after sighs 
For that bright vision till her hair is hoary; 
Ev'n so, alas ! is my life's passion story. 
For Poesy my blood runs red and fleet, 
As Moees* serpent the Egyptians' swallowed, 
One passion eats the rest. 

• « • • 

I am fain 
To fted upon the beaa^ of the moon! 

[Opeiu the easement. 
9/oimwtaX moon I seeming so drowned in woe, 
A queen, whom some grand battle-day has left 
Unkingdom'd and a widow, while the stan^ 
Thy handmaidens, are standUig back in awe, 
Oaitng hi sileooa on tby ml^tj grief t 
An BSD bara lor^ thM te thy bM«ty, mooot 



ISa BGSIBBJL 



Adam, hu tnraed from fire's Mt fhoo to tUne^ 

And drank thy beauty with hia aerene eyee. 

« « « « 

How tenderly the moon doth fill the nightl 
Not like the passion that doth fill my soul; 
It bnms wtthln me like an Indian snn. 
A star is trembling on the horiion's Terge, 
That star shall grow and broaden on the ni{^ 
Untn it hangs divine and beaatiftd 
In the proud lenith — 
Might I so broaden on the sUes (^ ftmel 
OFamel Famel Famel next granf^ost word to Qodl 
I seek the look of Fame! Poor fbol — so tries 
Some lonely wanderer 'rnong the deMsrt sands 
By shouts to gain the notice of the Sphynx, 
Staring right on with calm eternal oyea." 

The poet i» sleeping in an Italian forest, 
wbo^ a ladj finds him, and falls desperately 
m loTe with him. He wakes and lores in re- 
turn, bat tells his love in a poem, the hero of 
which is sitoated exactly like himself. The 
heroine is of G0in*8e charmed to ecstasy, but 
nererthdess is doomed to wed an old man, 
because of his wealth. The poet is almost 
orasy. Tim^ and the meeting of another 
lady-lore, cnres him, however. 

Mr. Smith is a great hand for sun-set de- 
scribing. Take the ft^owing very original 
varieties on the subject : — 

«*The sun is dying like a cIOTen king 
bi his own Uood; the while the distant moon, 
like a pale prophetess, whom he has wronged, 
Leans eager Ibrward, with most hungry eyes, 
Waiteliing him bleed to death, and, as he fltlnts, 
Bbe bri^tens and dilates; rerenge complete, 

Sha walks fax hmdy triumph through the night** 

« a « « « « a 

"Tiie sun was down, 
And all the west was pared with sullen fire. 
I cried, 'Behold! the barren beach of hell 
At ebb of tide.* The ghost of one bright hour 
Comes ftom its grave and stands before me now. 
*Twas at the close of a long summer day, 
As we were sitting on yon grnfny slope. 
The sunset hung l)oft)Te us like a dream 
That shakes a demon in his fiery lafar; 
Tha clouds were standing round the settfaig inn 
Like gaping caves, fluitastle pinnades, 
OHadels throbbing in their own fierce light, 
TtU spires that came and went Ude spires of flame, 
CUJb qoiTerlng with fire-snow, and peaks 
Of pOed gorgeousness, and rocks of fire 
A-tilt and poised, bare beaches, crimson seas. 
All these were huddled fai that dreadftil west, 
AU shook and trembled in unstead&st light, 
And firom the centre biased the angry sun. 
Stem as the nnlashed eye of God arglare 
0*er erening dty with its boom of sin. 
I do remember as we Joumoyed home, 
(That dreadful sunset burnt into our brains,) 
With what a soothing came the naked moon. 
She, like a swimmer who has fbund his ground, 
Came rippling up a sIlTer strand of cloud, 
And plimged firom the other side Into the night.** 

*< Snnset is bnmfaig lOn the aeal of Ood 
ITpontliacloaaafdaj. Tbhyvrjhour 



Night mounts har diariot in the « 
To chase the flying Sun, whose flight has left 
Footprints of glory in the okraded west: 
Swift is she haled by winged swimming steeda, 
Whose cloudy manes are wot with heavy dews, 
And dews are driuling firom her chariot wheels. 
Soft in her lap lies drowsy-lidded Sleep, 
Brainftil of dreams, as summer hive with bees; 
And round her in the pale and spectral light 
Flock bats and grisly owls on noiseless wings. 
The flying sun goes down the burning wp«t, 
Vast night comes ncdseless up the eastern slope, 
And so the eternal efaaae goes round the world. 
IhirestI nniertt Tlie pasrfon-paotlBg sea 
Watdies the unveiled beauty of the stars 
Like a great hungry aonl. The unquiet clouda 
Break and dissolve, then gather in a mass. 
And float like mighty icebergs through the blue. 
Summers, like blushes, sweep the fiMe of earth; 
Heaven yearns in stars. Down comes the frantic rain; 
We hear the wail of the remorseful winds 
In their strange penance. And this wretched orb 
Knows not the taste of rest; a maniac world, 
Hcnoeless and sobbing through the deep the goes.** 

Mr. Smith indulges in some very s trik ing, 
very expressive, and very natural designa- 
tions of well-known objects. Thus he tfdks, 
in the above extract, about <' drow8y*lidded 
sleep,'' *' passion-panting seas," *' frantic 
rain," and ** remorsefhl winds," all of which 
the reader has often encountered. 

The present work gives fine promise of a 
bright mture for the author. He possesses a 
wealth of poetic thought, the richest cabiaet 
(^ tropes and figures imaginable, a perfect 
California of words. We close with two 
extracts which, we think, sufficiently sostun 
the opinion we have exiM'esBed. 



TO . 

" The broken moon lay in the autumn siy, 

And I lay at thy feet; 
Tou bent above me; In the sHenoe I 

Could hear my wild heart beat 

I spoke ; my soul was ftill of trembling ftara 

At what my words Would bring : 
You raised your A«e, your eyes were ftill of toars, 

As the sweet eyes of Spring. 

Tou kissed me then, I worshipped at thy feet 

Upon the ritadowy sod. 
Oh, fbol, I loved thee! loved thee, lovely cheat I 

Better than Fame or Qod. 

My soul leaped up beneath thy timid kiss : 

What then to me were groans, 
Or pain, or death ? Earth was a round of blisi^ 

I seemed to walk on thrones. 

And you were with me *roong the rushing wheela, 

*Mkl Trade's tumultuous Jars; 
And where to awe-struck wilds the Night reveals 

Her hollow gulfs of stars. 

Befbre your window, as belbre a shrine, 
rve kndt *mong d«w-aoaked flowers. 
While distant mnslo^Mila, with Toloes fine, 



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Ibira CUM a fcartel mammt: I wm p«le, 

Ton weptf and n«Ter fpoke, 
Bnt tixxng vtrnaA ma ai the iroodblDe frail 

CUoga, plMdlng, round an oak. 
Upon my wrong I tteadlad np my soul, 

And flong tbee from myaelf; 
I jpamed thy love as 'twen a rich man's dole, — 

It was my only wealth. 
I ipunMd theel I, who loTtd thee, ooold have died, 

Ibat hoped to call thee ' wife,' 
Aad bear thee, gently smiling at my side, 
, Through all the ^ocks of life! 
foo lata, thy tetal beauty and thy tears, 

Thy TOWS, thy passionate breath ; 
m Bseet tbea not in Lift, nor ia the q>h«res 

Made viaible by Death.** 

SONNKT. 
'Beauty still wallcefh on the earth and air, 
Oar pre»ent sunsets are as rich in gold 
As ere the Iliad's muric was out-rolled; 
The roei>e of the Spring are erer fkir, 
'Mong branches green still ring-doTes coo and pair. 
And the deep sea still Ibams Its muric old. 
So, if we are at all dirinely souled, 
lUs beauty will unloose our bonds of care. 
lb pit mil t, whan blue skies are o'er us bending 
WitUn old aCanr-gated Poesy, 
Tb meet a son] set to no wwldly tune. 
Like tfaiM,BV«et Friend! Ob, dearer this to me 
Tban are the dewy trees, the sun, the moon, 
Or Doble mnric with a golden ending." 

CVWUl-A, A TALK, 

—Is the title of a new fiction from the pen 
of the aathor of *< Tne Initials," which has 
been repnbbshed by D. Appleton & Co. It 
contains too many bad lessons in domestic 
morals for us to recommend it ; thoagh it will 
be eagerly sought after by all those who have 
a taste for such a style of literature,^f 
whom, by the way, there are too many in 
ercry community, for a healthy state of so- 
ciety. 

MINTS OISI TTHB OAOUBRReOTYPB. 

— Mr. Hartt of our city, has just published a 
Todome of some 224 pages, — got up in exceed- 
ingly neat style, and embellished quite libe- 
ra&y, — the object of which seems to be to 
pre directions for obtaining photographic 
pictures by the Calotype and Energiatype; 
&lso upon alburoenized paper and glass. It 
includes, moreover, a practical treatise on 
photography, and a supplement containing 
the beliochrome process ; and, besides, gives 
many Drmetical hints touching the whole pro- 
cess or Daguerreotyping, including the latest 
improvements in fixing, coloring, and engrav- 
ing pictures, with a description of the appa- 
ratus. There are hundreds of daguerreotypists 
in our country who will want this work, while 
it must have an extensive sale among scientific 
men generally. 



— Is the title of a new bo<^ juet puUiahed 



by Lippmcoit, Qrambo & Co., of our city, it 
contains three very interesting stories by 
Simms, — the principal of which gives the vo- 
lume its name — and will be sought after with 
avidity, especially at this romance-readinff 
season. Mr. Simms has written many good 
stories, and some poor ones. He is justly 
considered, however, an honor to our litera- 
ture, and has enou^ admirers to give a re- 
munerating sale to any book, the title-page 
of which bears his name. 

TMK IS/UC2AZINBa- 

— " The Illustrated Magazine of Art," " Go- 
dey," "Graham," ** Harper," and "Putnam," 
for June, are all on our table. For the first, 
we are indebted to Mr. J. W. Moore, the sole 
agent in Philadelphia, while the four last were 
sent to us by the respective publishers. The 
magazine literature of our country never oc- 
cupied a higher stand than it does at present 
Graham and Godey are entitled to much ere* 
dit for setting the ball in motion, while to the 
Harpers and Putnam must be conceded full 
measures of honor, in urging it onward. 
Harper, for this month, has a multitude of 
interesting articles, among which are sketches 
of " Life in Paris," with iUustrations from 
designs by Gavami; a continuation of Mr. 
Abbott's romance of Napoleon; "Gray's 
Elegy," each stanza charmingly illustrated, 
the desi^s being those of a neat volume some 
years smce published in London; besides, 
"Ancient Peru," a paper which idso is beau- 
tifully illustrated. Putnam we have not had 
time to examine particularly, but it has a very 
taking look. The "Illustrated Magazine of 
Art" has greatly improved since its com- 
mencement, and promises, we hear, to attain 
a wide popularity. 

-TMK NSW ORLAAN8 SKB-TOH BOOK. 

— Mr. Hart, of our city, has just published 
a little book with this title, which forms 
another volume of the " Library of Humor- 
ous American Works." It is from the pen oi 
Dr. G. M. Wharton, lately connected with 
the New Orieans Deltay and a very pleasant 
painter of every day scenes. The illustra- 
tions — capital of course-~«re by Darley . The 
author fumishee a preface which is sufficiently 
modest. He says his inclination has beea 
" more to fed pulses, than to press the grey- 
goose quill , ' ' tnat he has during his connexion 
with the Delta, however, " managed to throw 
physic to the dogs, and to live by the plume 
of that foolish bird alone :" he acknowledgeg 
that he writes a good dea^ of nonsense, but 
that some of his friends have condescended to 
think it amusine enough to be reissued in 
book-form^ WeU, these fHends are not such 
bad advisers after all, as the reader will ac- 
knowledge we opine, after he reads the few 
extracts which we give. 

The following ia from* description of the 



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New Orleans Dutch Gardens, a place ci pub- 
lic resort for the Germans. 

' * Five cents is paid by each male partner for 
the priyilege of one waltz, which occupies 
nearly ten minutes : the frauen paying noth- 
ing, heaven bless them ! Often, as many as 
twenty couples are whirling around at one 
time. Strangers, and mere spectators, crowd 
outside of the balustrade, gazing listlessly 
upon the waltzers. The Germans proper, not 
engaged in the dance, are seated upon the 
diminutive benches under the trees, gargling 
gutterals and beer. The good Almains are 
not the slimmest people in the world, that is 
a fact ; but their large broad faces only fur- 
nish the more canvass for incomparable pic- 
tures of amiability — if it is a little too deepy- 
looking. They are the quietest, happiest folks 
in the world. How indifferent to observation 
they are ! You can go up and inspect them 
closely — incapable of impertinence them- 
selves, they never suspect you of it. It is a 
tribe of human beings remarkably free of tat- 
lers, gossips imd satirists, and very slightly 
influenced by malicious motives. Meaning 
no more offence than when we apply the term 
** Bull" to an Englishman — they are the Dray- 
horses of mankind. It is they who do the 
hard work and heav^ pulling in the mines of 
learning, as well as m physical fields. They 
have the patience, slow industry, enduriug 
strength, and harmless temper of that noble 
animal— which of course, when it dees kick 
up, plftys the devil. 

** There is less association of improper ideas 
in a beer drinker embrace than in anybody 
else's. Thus, you see the vrow, in the waltz, 
actually reposing on the breast of her partner, 
one band over his shoulder, clasping the other 
over his waist, while his arms are hugging 
her as closely ; but you don't see the least 
harm. We noticed several pairs whose 
cheeks, in addition, rested against each other. 
This we thought to condemn, until, on clearer 
observation, we discovered that Mynheer was 
certainly asleep and Fraulien would have been 
so too, for her eyes were also shut, but that 
the India-rubber she was chewing occasionally 
aroused her on the verge of strangulation ; 
meantime, they were waltzine instinctively, 
and in perfect keeping with the music — tira 
U la, tira li la, la, la! 

The " Lost Child'* is in another but by no 
means less clever vein, 

"We first heard the drum in Mysterious 
street. What it meant, we did not ascertain. 
Perhaps some military company parading its 
new uniform in the sun. It is a sound com- 
mon enough in New Orleans, however. 

In History street, we heard the drum again, 
several days after. 

A plainly clad old man, who wore a shabby 
white hat, and had a pair of cracked specta- 
cles astride of his nose, was beating it. He 



would beat a brief roll, then three or four 
quick taps, and cry — 

"Lost child! Lost child!" 

Men were generally away, in their offices, 
or upon the levee, attending to business. But 
women, their toddling offspring, and servants, 
would appear at the windows of the houses, 
or come to the doors, or step out on the ver- 
andas. A few would linger awhile, listening 
to what the old man might say, not asking 
any questions. The rest, little interested, 
would soon retire, or disappear. Their chil- 
dren were at home, or at school, well, and 
beautiful ! 

" Lost child !" cried the old man, tapping 
his drum with one hand and adjusting his 
spectacles with the other, as he turned the cor- 
ner. " A very pretty boy. Eleven years old. 
Deaf and dumb. Sharp, bright black eves ; 
and spells with his fingers. Italian. Wan- 
dered away from Good Children street, two 
weeks since. Mother, a poor, lone widow. 
An only child, and lost ! Lost child ! Lost 

chUd !" 

* # # * * 

" In Great Men street, we last met with the 
old drummer. One month had elapsed. Ne- 
vertheless, he continued his kind search, the 
woman in mourning, her features paler than 
ever, following at a short distance. 

"Not found the little boy yet?" pausing, 
we asked. 

"Alas, no, sir," answered the old man. 
" I have been seeking for him over the city for 
a month. People told me, it was no use. 
But he was a very pretty boy. Eleven years 
old. Deaf and dumb. And harder to find 
than other boys of course. He spelled with 
his fingers, but Italian words — he was an 
Italian, sir, except oranges, olives and figs, 
which I taught him. He had sharp, brigfat 
black eyes. His mother is a poor lone widow, 
living in Good Children street. But all this 
fortnight she has been following me. There 
she is, sir. She is his mother. 

The woman in mourning — the mother- 
drew nearer, piercing us with her dark eyes; 
tearless eyes, shining with the lustre of the de- 
spairing love of a woman, for the imperfectly en- 
dowed, out therefore doubly endeared, offspmg 
of her womb, wandering so long, and, per- 
chance, still wandering, bewilder«l, speech- 
less, and with unheeding ears, away from the 
warm enfol dings of her arms. 

" We have concluded to search for him no 
more, after to-day," said the old drummer. 
"Dear Giuseppe! He must have been run 
over, or drowned, having only his fingers to 
call for help, though it was a pleasant si^t 
to see him spelling with them. If you should 
chance to hear of a stray boy anywhere, will 
you please inform me or my wife, at the frtrit 
store on Good Children street, wh^e we are 
neighbors to Giuseppe's mother 1" 



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Neighbors, in truth and in deed. 
We promised. 



" He was moved into this ward last night, 
sir> ms being less crowded. He was brought 
into the hospital, half-starved and with a 
bnminff fever, three weeks ago. He has ne- 
ver spoken a word. He is a pretty little boy, 
about deven years of age. It seems to be a 
hopeless case, sir," said the nurse, jresterday, 
as we paid our usual morning visit to the 
ward in the Charity Hospital, which the kind- 
ness ci the surgeon-in-chief has assigned to 
our care. 

We approached the bedside. The sharp, 
bright Mack eyes lighting up the pinched and 
wasted features, and the continued peculiar 
motions of his fingers, confirmed our suspi- 
cion. In seasons past, we had studied tne 
digital alphabet of the deaf and dumb. We 
framed his name — Giuseppe ? 

•*S, si — yes, yes!" the blanched, wan 
band of the boy made quick reply. "Ho 
male a un lato — ^I have such a pain in my 
aide." 

We felt the pulse of the lad. It was a fee- 
ble thread, v ibrating irregularly. He breath- 
ed with difficulty. He was sinking rapidly. 
" A chi pensa Ella — whom are you think- 
ing of, Giusepe !" 
" La mia madre — my mother !" 
We complied with our promise, sending 
word to the firuiterer on Good Children street, 
that the lost Giuseppe was found. 

In a few minutes the child's mother came. 
At length tears began to flow, and exclaiming, 
"Ifio figlio— la pieta, la pieta! — My son 
—0 the pity, the pity !" she pressed him to 
her breast 

The fruiterer and his wife came also, 
bringing a basket filled with the child's fav- 
orite fruits. 

*' Quanta gente—how many people!" said 
the poor boy, looking happy, but moving his 
filers more and more languidly. 

We touched his wrist again. The breath 
of life, whose g^tle vibrations stir the small 
vessel beneath the physician's slight pressure, 
was fast lulling into the calm of---dcath ; and 
the tiny strokes of the pulse had ceased. 

Giusepe glanced from his mother towards 
08. ♦• n medico," he said, slowly — " quanto 
c buono— How good you are." 

" Abbiamo tutti da morire — there is a time 
araointed unto us all, to die," we said. 

Then, in his beatifiil language, whether of 
words or signs, he bravely replied, with a 
sentiment worthy of one much older^ften 
stopping in his mechanical weariness, but 
looking manfully resigned out of his sharp, 
bright black eyes when he stopped, "Ora 
poiche Bio mi ha hiU> tanto grazia, lo morro 
oontento— I shall be content to die" — ^and he 



clasped his weeping mother's hand — ** sinoe 
God has grantea me so much grace." 

A moment after, returning his parent's kiss, 
he spelled upon his fingers the word, " Addio," 
at once fall of human affection and expressive 
of reliance upon Deity ; and as he framed the 
last letter, expired. 

" A Touching Story" has an account of the 
admirable manner in which Miss Martineau 
was hoaxed bnr Colonel Grimes, a distinguish- 
ed lawyer of*^ New Orleans, and winds up 
with the following capital anecdote : — 

" An acquaintance of ours, who shall be 
nameless, an elegant gentleman, and as sus- 
ceptible as he was a chivalrous admirer of the 
sex, — ^the other day, was comfortably lounging 
in his office, and looking out upon Camp 
street, when his attention was attracted by 
the splendid dress, superb carriage, and su- 
perlative loveliness of a lady passing down the 
street, ou whom his regards at once became 
riveted. Instantly he satisfied himself that 
she was a belle, — the daughter or wife of 
some one of our wealthiest citizens, — " the 

flass of fashion, and the mould of form." 
Fever did Eastern devotee pize with more 
ardent adoration upon the shrine of his divin- 
ity, than did our friend upon the attractive 
vision — all beauty compassed in a female 
form, — passing by the window of his office. 

But, see, she hesitates in her promenade — 
she pauses — she turns into a quiet and retired 
alley ! What can be her object, going thus 
where no lady was ever seen to go before ? 
Heavens! can so magnificent a creature be 
engaged in an intrigue ? No, it is some di- 
vine mission of charity which diverts her 
steps from the ordinarv thoroughfare. Yet, 
it cannot be, — for why does she look around 
so suspiciously? Mon Dim! who is the 
happy man she seeks ! For — observe — she 
raises her hand, withdrawing it from her 
bosom ! Our friend leans from out of the 
window — ^yes, it is the signal! How his 
heart beats with the excitement of a mingled 
curiosity and envy ! Is she not producing a 
hiUet'ddux ? To be sure, to be sure ? 

Ha! What? Oh, countiymen! what a 
fall was there ! It is not a signal she is mak- 
ing — it is not a love epistle she is producing ! 
She has drawn from her bosom — where it rose 
and fell, " like a light barge, safe-moored," 
— a bottle! She stepped aside to take a 
drink! 




— The New York papers announce the death 
of J. H. L. McCracken Esq., a gentleman at 
one time of no little prominence in the literary 
circles of New York. Mr. MoC. died on tlie 
coast of Afinca whither he had gone for his 



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health. His mind was a very eccentric, but 
at the same time a very strong one. He leaves 
a widow and two children. 

— ** Memorials and Correspondence of Char- 
les James Fox," edited by Lord John Rus- 
sell , And just published in London by Bentley : 
contains the following stor^ connected with 
Ptt*s first speech, in which Fox bears a 
part: — 

" Mr. Pitt's first speech, brilliant and won- 
derful as it was, was scarcely more remark- 
able than the warmth and generosity with 
which Mr. Fox greeted the appearance and 
extolled the performance of his future rival. 
Incapable of jealousy, and delighted at the 
sudden display of talents neariy equal to his 
own, he hurried up to the young member to 
compliment and encourage him. As he was 
doing so, an old member of the House (I think 
a (General Grant) passed by them and said, 
' Aye, Mr. Fox, you are praising voung Pitt 
for his speech. You may well do so : for, 
excepting yourself, there's no man in the 
House can make such another : and, old as I 
am, I e^ect and hope to hear you battling it 
within these walls as I have done your fathers 
before you." Mr. Fox, disconcerted at the 
awkward turn of the compliment, was silent 
and looked foolish; but young Pitt, with 
great delicacy, readiness, and felicity of ex- 
pression, answered, * I have no doubt. Gener- 
al, you would like to attain theageof Methu- 
saleh.'" 

We learn also by this work, that when Fox 
was a young man he paid a visit to Voltaire 
in company with Uveaale Price. Price gives 
his recollections of the visit in the form of a 
letter to Mr. Rogers, from which we extract 
the following : — 

**My stay at Geneva was short. I was 
then traveUing with Charles Fox, who wrote 
to Voltaire to beg he would allow us to come. 
He very civilly answered, the name of Fox 
was sufficient, though he received hardly any 
visitors, et que nous venions pour Tenterrer. 
He did not ask us to dine with him, but con- 
versed a short time, walking backwards and 
forwards in his garden, gave us some choco- 
late, and dismissed us. I am sorry to give 
you so meagre an account, but all I can re- 
collect of his conversation, and that a mere 
nothing, is that, after giving us a list of some 
of his works, which he thought might open 
our minds and free them firom any religious 
prejudices, he said, < voila des livres dont il 
taut semunir.'" 

— '< Thalatta," the beautiful volume of sea- 
side poetry, lately published by Tioknor Reed 
and Fields, of Boston, is it seems a collection 
made by Revs. S. H. Longfiedlow and T. W. 
Higginson, and not hy Mr. FiekU, as we sus- 
pected. 

'^— A corr M po ntei t enqidrei of m the origin 



of the word ''honeymoon," that seems, in 
some form or other, to have crept into all the 
modem languages. We have to reply that 
the word "honeymoon" is traceable to a 
Teutonic origin. Among the Teutones was a 
favorite drink called methcglin. It was made 
of mead of honey, and waa much like the 
mead of EJnropean countries. The 4ame bev- 
erage was also in use among the Saxons, but 
flavored with mulberries. These honejed 
drinks were used more specially at marriage 
festivals, which were kept up amone the no- 
bility one lunar month ; the festive board be- 
ing well supplied with metheglin. ** Honah 
Moon," signified the moon or moonath of the 
marriiuee festival. Alaric the Goth, celebrat- 
ed by Southey's poem, died on his weddings 
night, from a two free indulgence in the boo- 
eyed drink. 

— Some few years'ago we remember seeing 
ih the windows of the print-shops, a iramber 
of prints of human figures, formed bj the 
strangest materials, as diamonds, hoops, blad- 
ders, battle-doors, chains, culinary utensils 
Ac The idea, however, was not new — ^bt 
same things may be seen in Giovanni Bracd- 
li's Bizare di varie figure, 8 vo. — Paris, 1624. 

— A drawing of the head of Charles I., pre- 
served in the library of St. John's College, 
Oxford, is wholly composed <rf minutely writ- 
ten characters, which at a distance, resemble 
the lines of engraving. The lines of the head 
and ruff contain the Book of Psalms, the 
Creed, and the Lord's Prayer. 

— John Bunyan's Bible, bound in moreoco, 
and which had been his companion during his 
twelve years unjusti6able confinement in Bed- 
ford jail, where he wrote his ** Pilgrim's Pro* 
^r«55," was purchased at the ^e of the 
library of the Rev. S. Palmer, of Hackney. 
England, some years ago for £21 by Sunoel 
Whithead, esquire. This Bible and the Book 
of Martyrsy are said to have constituted the 
whole library of Bunyan during his imprison- 
ment. 

— A mushroom poet of Paisley, Scotland, had 
got up what he calls, '* The Philosopher's 
Stone of Buomeas Figures," the worth of 
which may be judged from the following trum- 
pet-blowing : — 

Bara Pnctice faere is fidrly itrated, 
Beduetioii it is likewise scouted, 
And poor Interest *s standing qualdiig, 
While its bowels out are takmg. 

— We learn by a report of a meeting of the 
subscribers to the Moore Testimonial, lately 
held in Dublin, under the presidency of Q» 
Earl of Charlemont, that £1,315 had been 
subscribed,— out of which £1,161 has beea 
paid up, and an expenditure of £138 incurred. 
The testimonial is to take the shape of a sta- 
tue on a pedestal ; the figure to be of broiiia> 
and executed from the marble portrait taken 



EDITORS' SANa^UCI. 



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of the poet bj Mr. Charles Moore. It is to 
be pbced in an open space fronting what was 
the Old Parliament House of Ireland, and 
dose to Trinity College, where Moore receiv- 
ed his education. 

— Clarke Mills's new project is to make a 
group, consisting of the buffalo and wild 
horses, and two Indians, the whole represent- 
ing the capture of a buffalo, and exhibiting 
the Indian hunters, their horses and their 
gtme, all in a condition of excited action. 
—It is stated in the New York Home Jour' 
wd, that the Editor of the Lady's Book, has 
reoeatly purchased a fine property in the 
neighborhood of our city, whereon he intends 
to erect a handsome country residence. No 
mio deserves elegant otium [more than our 
pleasant friend of the Lady's Book, and we 
hope he will get it 

— It is 8tat€d that when Ole Bull appeared, 
a few days ago, in Peoria, Illinois, some of 
the people w^^ astcmished to see him so young 
loolong: as they innocently supposed '*Ole^ 
to be» not a part of his name, but an affec- 
tiooate and familiar spelling of the ac^ective 
cid. The dd fellow was in town III few days 
siaee. 

— The Mowing books, received since our last 
number, will be noticed hereafter. From 
Harper and Brothers, of New York, Cole- 
ridge's works," vol. v., ^'Lamartine'sResto- 
rition of Monarchy in France," vol, IV., 
"Adventures in Boston,'* by Jacob Abbott 
(JIarco Paul). From G. P. Putnam & Co., 
"Rural Essays," by Downing; "Babylon 
ind Nfaievah," by Layard; "Echoes of a 
Belle;" •* Behind the CurUin;" "Hand- 
Book for Americans in Europe." From M. 
W. Dodd, of New York, " The Old and the 
New :" " The Young Lady's Guide." From 
Lippincott, Grambo & Co., of Philadelphia, 
"The Race for Riches." 

-Ml. J. £. Gould, No. 164 Chestnut street, 
bis seat us the following new musio: — 
" Uewdyn's Bride," arranged for the guitar 
byF. Wieland; "Gentle Moon," composed 
' ly Bdhni ; the original of " Katy Darling ;" 
""The Bagatelle Schottisch," composed and 
AiTiDged for the piano by Franklin L. Harris. 

—Madame Pfeiffer, the bold and intrepid trav- 
eller, whose books have been read with so 
much pleasure, when last heard from was in 
Sumatra. She thus describes a tetea-tete, she 
bad with some cannibal Batacks of that coun- 
try:- 

'^flfaice 1835, when the Batacks killed and 
^woorcd two missionaries, the appearance of 
Ktropeans among these people had become a 
nn 'pbenomenon : — hence, the news of my 
▼ilk spread through the country like wildfire 
OntMroaehing a ufa I fbund the whole male 
popmkn, armed with spears, swords, and 



U 



parangs, assembled at the entrance, and my- 
self soon surrounded by a crowd looking sav- 
age and horrible beyond all description. The 
men were tall and strong, — but frightfully 
ugly, with tremendous mouths, and the upper 
jaws not only protruding, bat in many cases 
furnished with teeth protruding like tusks. 
Some had their hair long, others short, when 
it would stand ofl' the head like bristles ; and 
they had covered their heads either with a 
dirty cotton cloth, or with neat straw caps 
resembling square baskets, — ^many, however, 
having only a coloured rag or straw ribbon 
tied round them. Their ears were aU pefor- 
ated, — the hole being large enough to admit 
one or two seears, which they kept there as 
in a case. They were decently dressed; a 
sarong covering the lower part of the body 
and the legs as far down as the calves, and 
another (sarong) the upper part. But 
their cries were horrible; and they made 
the most frightful gesticulations, indicating 
that they would not allow me to proceed, — 
such as, putting the hand to the throat to 
make me think of my own, or gnawing the 
flesh of their arms as a hint that they would 
eat me. I had. however, seen too many simi- 
lar scenes to be frightened, — and soon suc- 
ceeded in smoothing their temper by gentle 
words and a quiet, confiding conduct. My 
language made them laugh ; they oflTered to 
shake hands with me. — and ere long I sat 
among them, protected by the most sacred 
laws of hospitality. A trifle is suflBcient to 
enrage savage people, and a trifle will make 
them friends again. This I always kept in 
view." 

(^biters' Sans-§onti. 

THS ENOUIBM LANQUAQS IL.I.Ue-rPVA'TSO. 

— The lectures of Mr. Bums continue to 
increase in interest. The illustrations of 
"the Greek element," on Monday night were 
veiT numerous and some of them very happ^. 
If languages can be taught in this way ; if 
everytiiing in education is to be turned to 
sport and f\in ; we cannot see why it required 
so much " rattan and ferula" to impress La- 
tin aud Greek idioms and inflections upon our 
memory. We have t^ feeling remembrance of 
our em>rts in the " accidence ;" and do not 
think it at all fair that the youngsters of our 
time should get for nothing what cost us so 
many drubbings. Mr. B. repudiates the 
" wmpping in" process of learmng altogeth- 
er; and makes the play inside of the school 
room, istead of out of it. But,, serioudy, 
this manner of illustrating primitive and rad- 
ical words is certainly a great improvement in 
teaching, and if it were generaOy adopted 
would enable young persons to git a nrafli 



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more thorough knowledge of oar langaage 
than the7 usually get, at the same time that 
they are learning the ground-work of other 
languages. In other departments of science 
we go to the root of the matter, and teach the 
elements at the beginning ; and we can see no 
good reason why languages should not be 
taught in the same way ; especially when it 
appears that it may be done by so pleasing a 
process. The materials which enter into our 
language, form the substance out of which 
many other languages are made ; and as a 
thorough knowl^ge of these materials is es- 
sential to the proper understanding of our 
own language; and as moreover, the pecu- 
liarities of our language are better understood 
by comparison with me idioms of other lan- 
guages ; it certainly is philosophical to present 
them in such a form as will enable the learner 
to get the substance of them all, and so un- 
derstand the character of each by showing 
what is like, and what is unlike, in the langua- 
ges of different nations. As a matter of re- 
creation we think these illustrations of words 
as pleasant as anything to which a person of 
taste can turn his attention. 

A OOOO DINNER. 

— A friend looked unusually smiling the other 
afternoon. We inquired the cause. **I 
have had a superb dinner," said he. " Where 
did you dine?" quoth we. "At the United 
States Hotel," quoth he ; "it is now under 
the direction of Captain Charles H. Miller, 
your old Florentine friend." And so it is. 
Of course it is admirably kept, and will con- 
tinue to be 80, as long as Capt. M. has the 
helm ; for he has large experience as a public 
caterer, and enjoys, moreover, a most happy 
disposition ; one, indeed, that is calculated to 
make all about him happy. The United 
States has been thoroughly renovated for the 
CaptMn, and presents a most refreshingly 
tidy interior and exterior. Our dinner-made- 
happy friend handed us a bill of fare, issued 
by the Captain. It begins with black-fish, 
baked, with Genoise sauce, and ends with 
omelette soufle, blanc mange, ice-cream, straw- 
berries and cream, and cafe Noir ! Then for 
wines — such a variety ! However, for claret 
we can be appeased with Haut-Brion ; while 
for sparkling wines, Sharzburg, Fleur de 
Bouzy, and Uliquot will do. 

SARNAO(.B8. 

. — How BizABRB should have fallen on bar- 
nacles, let the reader marvel for himself! 
They have fastened to our ship's bottom, and 
for a few moments must impede our course. 
The truth is, we have fallen on a prose work 
written five hundred years ago : "Votogc and 
Travcuk of Sir John Maundeville," an extract 
from which is curious for showing how far 
imagination even then otfuXd. travel. The 
ipecific name of banuu^es is anaiiferOt or 



gooee-bearing — their feathery appearance 
having suggested this idea — and, will it be 
believed, they were originally thought the 
product of the Bemacle poose ! But bdbold 
sufficient warrant for giving credit to a tale, 
not less marvellous, of young lambs being pro- 
duced by a fruit-bearing tree. The passage 
from Maundeville is worth quoting, as an in- 
structive example of the strange things to 
which men have assented, even in a depart- 
ment of science which ought to be based on 
correct information : 

" In pasjrnge be the Lond of Cathaje to- 
ward the hiehe Tnde, and toward Bacharye, 
menpassenbe a Kyngdom that men clcpen 
Caldilhe: that is, a fulle fair contree. And 
there growethe a manner of Fruyt, as thougfae 
it weren Qowrdes ; and whan thei ben rype, 
men kutten hem a to, and men fyndcn with- 
inne, a lytelle Best, in Flessche, in Bon and 
Blode, as though it were a lytjiie Lomb, with 
outen wolle. And men eten ooth the Frart, 
and the Best : and that is a gret MarveyUe. 
Of that Fruyt I have eten : all tboo^ it 
were wondirfulle : but that I knowe wel, that 
God is marveyllous in his werices. And na- 
theless I tdde hem, that is amonges : and that 
was of the Bemakes. For I tolde hero, that 
in our contree weren Trees, that beren a Froyt, 
that becomen Briddes fleeynge : and tho that 
fellen in the water, lyven ; and thei that fallen 
on the Erthe, dyen anon : and the ben right 
gode to Mannes mete. And here of had thei 
gret marvaylle, that sume of him trowed, it ! 
was an impossible thing to be." 

KITTIB KRA\A^I8H AQAIN. 

— The Germans are very fond of beer. The 
lower classes indulge to excess in lager'be9r, 
but the more refined people prefer Mayer'bttr. 

The flesh, gristle, and sinews of Napoleon 
the Great, have long since mouldered to dost ; 
but Napoleon the little seems determined to 
make a little capital out of the Bony-part. 

There's three days' grace, but no mercy, 
as the man ssad when he could not raise the 
wind to pay his note. 

Six thousand dollars have been already 
raised for the " Uncle Tom testimonial." The 
money, no doubt, will be safely stowed away. 
Would it not be well for the English sympa- 
thizers to procure a bronze statue of the hkr 
authoress f 

Another Penny Collection. — Captain 
Penny will leave England in the Lady Fnnk- 
lin sailing vessel, accompanied by the Sqihia* 
to form a colony on the snores of Cumberland, 
where the Esquimaux have reported there is 
an abundance of plumbago %dA copper, with 
other minerals. Mrs. Penny goes out with 
her husband, and it is their mtcntion to have 
a permanent residence in the Arctic regioiia 
Could not the Stowes be prevailed apon to g» 
along, and form another anti-slavery society? 



THE INNKEEPER AND THE SKULL. 



129 




WHAf SAT rou, Madcap r—jParyuAar. 



nam: 



roa TBI WBBK K9DIHO 

lATURDAT, JVNia 11, 1858. 

THE INNKEEPK& AND THE 
SKULL. 

A STOBY OP KBTRIBUnON. 

" Shall T tell you a story about the Inn- 
Keeper and the Scull ?" said the old Captain. 

•*^y all means," replied we — lighting our 
ibarth cigar. 

"Very well," quoth our companion **I 
ODce sailed from London in the ship Lion, as 
a common sailor. She was bound for India. 
On her deck just before starting were several 
groups— merchants^ clerks bustling about to 
ddiyer packets of letters — ^the Captain con- 
versing apart with two or three of his em- 
plojerB— commercial acquaintances exchang- 
ing cent-per-cent adieus — passengers arrang- 
ing their baggage — and eight or ten sailors, 
aiider the superintendance of the mate, stand- 
ing ready to hoist anchor, when the command 
abould be given. 

In the '* aft" part of the ship, stood a fair 
Toimg man, of the middle size, an elderly 
my, dressed in widow's weeds, and two re- 
markably handsome girls. The widow reclin- 
ing against a mast, seemed overwhelmned 
with sorrow ; and every now and then, with 
a mother's importunity, she reiterated her in- 
joncticHis on her son, to write often, and take 
care of his health. 

The young man, Charles Endicott, had 
takoi each sister by the hand, and was en- 
deavoring, in a playful way, though a tear 
stood in his bright blue eye, to beguile them 
of their grief. ** What's the use, girls," said 
he, " of making such a fuss — you know I 
have always plagued you to death. I should 
think you'd reioice to be rid of me. How- 
ever,! — I — shall soon return as rich as Croesus 
—and — and then, my pretty Bess," giving 
his younger sister an affectionate kiss, *' you 
shall come and be house-keeper for your old- 
bachelor brother. " Here the summons of the 
hdl interrupted the conference ; and those 
who were not passengers began to leave the 
vessd. Charles threw himself into his moth- 
er's arms and wept out a farewell ; embraced 
ach sister ; saw them all leave the ship in 
the bo«t and reach the landing place : waved 
h» handkerchief to them till their beloved 
fcrms vanished in the distance : and then re- 
chnkig over the ta^ferel, gave himself up to 
adMKholy reflections, tinctured with a slight 
1^ «f aatidpated happiness. 



Mrs. £. was the widow of a once opulent 
London merchant. Her husband had been 
an influential member of the East India Com- 
pany, but freauent losses affected his spirits 
so much, that he fell into a lingering disorder, 
and after an illness of a few months died. 
Mr and Mrs. E. had three children, of whom 
Charles was the oldest, and only son. On 
this account, as well as on account of his be- 
ing remarkably lively and intelligent, boUi 
his parents were doatingly fond of him. Char- 
les' father had been anxious that his son 
should follow the same business in which he 
was engaged himself; and, to attain this ob- 
ject, had alwaj^s gratified Charles' childish 
fia.ssion for stories with such as related to the 
ifdies. But, at his father's death-bed, C. 
•had pledged himself, for the sake of his moth- 
er and sisters, to recover, if he could, certain 
moneys of which his parent had been unjust- 
ly defrauded, in those fruitful regions. 

After the death of her husband, Mrs. E. 
retired with a small annuity, to a neat cot- 
tage which she owned in the northwest part 
of England. Here, under the tuition of the 
village master, Charles became a proficient in 
various branches of learning. Possessed of a 
handsome person, a noble and ingenuous dis- 
position, a discriminating mind, and the 
most dauntless courage, he became the delight 
of the whole village. No one ever engaged in 
more daring exploits than Charles ; his laugh 
was the gladdest one ever heard, and his stor- 
ies were told with an air of naivete and hu- 
mor, that irresistibly relaxed the muscles of 
the most grave. 

The years of manhood soon arrived, «nd 
Charles, amidst the laments of the whole vil- 
lage, prepared for a residence of some years 
in the East Indies. 

For many years Mrs. Endicott received re- 
mittances of money and presents from her son. 
His letters uniformly contained accounts of ^ 
his good health, and increasing prosperity. 
At length a letter was received, in which 
Charles stated, that, having settled aU his 
father's affairs, and enriched himself to equal 
his reasonable expectations, having reduced 
his wealth to as compact a form as possible, 
he was about to return to his native country ; 
and that as a good opportunity offered, he 
was going overland to the Mediterranean, and 
thence, by water, home. Once more did the 
mother hear from the son, and then years and 
years rolled away, and no tidings of him came. 
Inquiry was made for him in almost every 
port of the Mediterranean, and in various 
places along the coast of England ; but all in 
vain. At one time it was stated that an Eng- 
lishman, apparetly fh>m the Indies, and ans- 
wering in many respects to the description 
^ven of Mr. £. had landed at Dover, from 
France; but owine to the multitude of 
travellers who diseinWked daily and almost 



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education, Sec. But every candid and intel- 
ligent person must acknowledge that morality, 
at least, is not making such progress in our 
large cities as might be desired. In Phila- 
delphia, we are wont to view with pride, and 
speak with exultation of the growth and 
magnificence of our beautiful and pleasant 
city. But when we look beneath the surface, 
we see that vice, in its ugliest forms, " is fes- 
tering all within," and that rampant disorder, 
oulfs^, and crime, are only held in check by 
a powerful and expensive police force, which 
has but 

« Scotched the snake, not kfll'd it; 
Shell doM and be herself again." 

We do not say that things are worse in our 
city than in others ; perhaps they are not so 
bad ; but with all our prejudices in favor of 
our native city, we must acknowledge that 
things are not as they should be. Rectitude 
and integrity do not receive the encourage- 
ment thev aeserve, nor do vice and crime 
meet such retribution and rebuke as they 
should find in our community: and it is not 
the part of wisdom to cover up the moral 
disease which, like a cankerous sore, is gnaw- 
ing at our vitals. 

" Tt wUl bat skin and film the ulcerous place, 
Whilst rank corruption, ruining all within, 
Inlbota unseen." 

Nor should we find excuse for those disorders 
which so frequently ** render night hideous," 
and put in jeopardy the lives and property of 
citizens. It is time that the patriotism of our 
honest citizens should be aroused, that they 
may look the danger full in the face. For all 
these things thei-e is a remedy ; but our mo- 
ralists and philanthropists do not appear to 
have found it. It is our purpose to point out 
the remedy. The evils are great ; the bene- 
fits which would flow from correcting them 
are incalculable : and it must not be supposed 
that these evils can be cured, nor the conse- 
quent benefits gained without a great effort. 
Not only a great and merited effort must be 
made by all who love our pleasant home, but 
it must be a well-directed effort. The means 
must be adapted to the end desired. We 
have in our city a number of institutions de- 
signed to promote morality and good order, 
and a number of active persons are busily en- 
s^aged in what are regarded as great moral re- 
forms. We do not hesitate to say, that the 
very men most active in these movements are 
the stumbling-blocks in the way of any real 
improvement. It will perhaps be said that 
these are persons of worth, and examples of 
morality and integrity ; that they are actuated 
by worthy motives, and are energetic in their 
endeavors to do good. If all this oe conceded, 
Philadelphia may well exclaim, "Save me 
from my friends." When Caesar's virtues 
were lauded, and held up as a reason why his 



movements should not be opposed, a noble 
Roman exclaimed, "Curse on his virtues — 
they've destroyed his country." If actrve 
a^tators keep the attention of the people 
directed to efforts which will never cure &e 
growing evils cf our cities, and amuse them 
with matters with which they have little or 
no concern, they will be prevented from look- 
ing for efficient means to check the flood of 
vice and disorder which threatens to inundate 
our country. 

Let us look at some of the great reforms of 
our day. We will begin with the "tempe- 
rance movement." For a quarter of a cen- 
tury we have been told that the " temperance 
reform" would cure all our moral evils. Tem- 
perance associations, conventions, speeches, 
songs, parades and pledges, have all tnis time 
been doing wonders. Is the evil cured ? Has 
it been abated ? There are over three thou- 
sand places in Philaddphia where liquors are 
sold. More than three thousand persons, 
many of them supporting families, make their 
living, and some make fortimes, in this busi- 
ness. We believe that retailing liquors is — 
in a pecuniary p<nnt of view — the most cer- 
tainly profitable business a man can enter 
into. Every candid person must acknowledge 
that ** the temperance movement" has been a 
signal failure. But do the active agents in 
this great reform acknowledge that they have 
been mistaken : that the means made use of 
were not proportioned to the end ? Do they 
acknowledge that they have not acted wisely, 
and that " moral suasion" did not accomplish 
the reform they so confidently predicted? 
Not at all. They now assert, with as much 
confidence as bdbre, that prohibitory laws 
will do every thing ; and we do not hesitate 
to assert, with as much confidence, that their 
efforts y in the next quarter of a century, will 
accomplish just about as much as they hare 
done in the last. Let us look at the proba- 
bility of getting prohibitory laws parsed in 
Pennsylvania. Suppose that the average 
number of patrons to each liquor shop may 
be twenty. This will make sixty thousand, 
most of whom are voters, let any one compare 
this number with the popular vote of our city 
and county, and he may form his own esti- 
mate of the probability of getting a prohibi- 
tory law sanctioned by the people. A nun- 
seller's vote, or a rum-drinker's vote, counts 
as-much in the ballot-box as that of the most 
ardent advocate of the temperance cause: 
and we do not think that any shrewd politi- 
cian, in our city or country, would like to 
rest his hopes of dection upon his advocacy 
of such a measure. Candidates for the 1^:19- 
lature are made in liquor shops — and in eSsCt 
they are dected there, too— and the adyoeacy 
of a ** prohibitory liquor law" would be the 
poorest capital a candidate for a nominaHon 
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If it were practicable to get a prohibitory 
law passed, it would be found objectionable 
and inefficient In our country no law which 
has not an honest public opinion to support 
it, will ever accomplish a great reform ; and 
in our country public opinion will not sanc- 
tion the entire prohibition of the sale of li- 
quors. We believe that laws might be 
enacted to restrict the retailing of hquors, 
which would greatly mitigate the evil of tip- 
pling ; but we must not depend upon such 
laws to eradicate the giant evils which 
threaten the destruction of our noble republic. 
The greatest result which " the temperance 
movement" has accomplished, has been to 
create a " spurious public opinion" in its fa- 
vor ; men afifect to look upon indulgence of 
this kind with horror, who do not hesitate to 
indulge themselves when an excuse can be 
found for it The mass of the community 
look upon the ** temperance reform" as one of 
the " humbugs" of the day ; and as all re- 
gard it as an innocent one, most persons give 
their voice in its favor; but when it is 
brought into a political contest, its weakness 
is soon evident. 

Most of our reformers look upon intempe- 
rance as the root of the evils which flow from 
it. This, also, is a mistake. Intemperance 
is a residt ; and, in most cases, of indolence 
and unoccupied leisure. Persons, usually, 
become intemperate because they get into the 
habit of spending their leisure time in places 
where liquors are sold. 

We do not intend to write long articles, and 
therefore will leave the discussion of this 
matter for the present. It is our intention to 
point out the real sources of the evils which 
afflict society so grievously, and then to show 
the remedy. 



THB SLJkVK TRAOB, OOMSaTIO ANO PO- 
RSION. 

This is the title of a 12 mo. of 426 pages, 
from the pen of Henry C. Carey, and publish- 
ed by A. Hart For one to declare that he 
entirely coincides in opinion with the author 
of a volume of such magnitude and impor- 
tance, as the one under consideration, would 
be equivalent to a supposition that a work 
was perfect in all its postulates and indisput- 
able in all its corollaries. And even if a 
book possessed such faultless qualities, it 
millet require an immaculate critic to per- 
cme them , and to appreciate them. Then, as 
neitlier the one or the other may be rationally 
supposed to exist, it could answer no good 
purpose for us to assert that we endorse all 
the doctrines promulgated in Mr. Carey's Sjrs- 
t«m of political economy. 



But if we cannot approve everything in 
the volume before us, yet we may safely say 
that it contains many truths of such high im- 
port, and deductions of such indisputable 
value, as to merit the hearty commendations 
of the American press. It is undeniably one 
of the most thoroughly American productions 
which has ever fallen under our notice ; and 
if it should not be subjected to the most 
furious assaults that foreign reviewers ^re 
capable of inflicting, we shall be mistaken in 
our calculations; for Mr. Carey has un- 
doubtedly proved that there exists a condi- 
tion of slavery, under the British government, 
in India, in Ireland, and in England itself, 
more degrading, more horrible, and more hope- 
less, than that of the African in this country, — 
which latter seems to be at this moment ex- 
citing such a superabundance of holy sym- 
pathy, in the breasts of passe duchesses of 
doubtful character and exhausted rotUs in Exo- 
ter HaU. 

If any one should suppose, from merely see- 
ing the title of Mr. Carey's book, that it is a 
production calculated to encourage the insane 
efforts (rf" the fanatical abolitionists, it would 
be doing great injustice to the author. It is 
of quite a different character, and is replete 
with valuable lessons throughout the whole 
range of political economy. The array of 
facts adduced relating to the agriculture, 
manufactures and commerce of the different 
nations, would alone be sufficient to stamp the 
volume with the hearty approval of enlighten- 
ed Ic^slators and statesmen. In some respects 
it might serve as a manual for many of the 
members of our federal legislature ; and if so 
used, it is not to be doubted that numbers of 
their constituents would be disposed to hail 
its author as a public benefactor. 

OOWraiNQ'8 RURAi. E8SAV8. 

— This is a collection from the editorial pa- 
pers of the late A. J. Downing, as they ap- 
peared in the "Horticulturalist." Thewt- 
thering of them was made by George Wm. 
Curtis, Esq., who adds an extremdy graceful 
and appropriate memoir of the author. A 
tribute to the genius and character of Down- 
ing, from the pen of Frederika Bremer, is 
also incorporated in the very handsome vo- 
lume. There are, besides, numerous illus- 
trations, nicely executed, the subjects of 
which are mainly connected with the writ- 
ings of the gifted deceased. His unhappy 
fate is very generally known, for he was a 
passenger on the ill-fated Hcnrv Clay— -de- 
stroyed by Are last year on the Hudson River 
— and lost his own life from too great a soli- 
citude to save chose of his fellows. He seems 
to have been in all respects a charming per- 
son. It is rarelv the case, indeed, even in 
our day of dieaply-earned eulogies, that the 
death of a man causes so general an exclama- 
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regret, too, so foil of real earnest feeling, so 
trulv warm from wounded bosoms. 

Alessrs. Putnam & Co. publish the volume, 
and were kind enough to send us a copy some 
time since; its notice, however, has been 
unavoidably postpcmed until the present 
time. 

ReaTORATION OF IVIONAROHY IN FRAnaCB. 

— The Messrs. ELarper have issued the fourth 
and concluding volume of this admirable 
work. It embraces the period which elapsed 
between the death of Napoleon, and the fall 
of Charles X. Coming, as it does, from the 
poUshed pen of Lamartine, it has all the rich- 
ness of thought and expression, peculiar to 
him. It lacks the enthusia^, the poetic fire 
and energy which its author might have dis- 
played had he written without the experience 
gained by the flurry of *48 ; ^ut still possesses 
almost the fascination of romance. 

The enthusiasm felt by Lamartine, when 
contemplatmg liberal movements in France, 
whether of the past or the present, is a good 
deal like that of the worid in general. Tn 
other words, it is an enthusiasm such as is 
exhibited by a fine play. We are stirred up 
to quick breathing, we fill with rapturous 
emotion, we huzza and toss up our hats, while 
the acting is going on ; but we grow calm 
again, nay, we feel a little silly in remem- 
brance of our noisy delights, when the bell 
tinkles down the green curtain, and we dis- 
cover that it is only acting ! The French are 
all^he time acting ; and sometimes they act 
so well, that even those who have been again 
and again cheated by them, think that Uiey 
are in earnest, and laugh or cry, as the scene 
invites them. 

The following extracts, relating to the de- 
parture of Charles X. from France, in Lamar- 
tine's best style, will be read with interest. 
They possess very high dramatic interest. 
One is lead by them almost to regret that 
their hero was the recipient of such a fate ; 
fi>r if Charles X. was weak, he was in our 
opinion honest, the slave of unlimited cir- 
cumstance. Certainly no hypocrisy can be 
laid at his door, as, we maintain, it may be 
at that of his successor from the moment he 
sneaked into the Tuilleries to the day of his 
rapid departure from the same, by the very 
route taken by his predecessor. 

*' The Ring left his kingdom a poorer man 
than he had entered it. What little gold he 
had at St Cloud in his coffer for his private 
expenses, had been laid out for provisions to 
supply the troops, and in pay to the guards. 
He was driven to the necessity of selling his 
plate at Dreux and Vemeuil, to pay for the 
food of the latter. The faithful servants who 
surrounded him, still kept up, and observed 
towards him and the royal mmily, at every 
halting-place on the road and in the poorest 



house, imder the roof of whidi they were 
sheltered, all the ceremonial and etiquette of 
the Tulleries. Every day was like the rest in 
the sad sameness of this procession. In ord^ 
to avoid in the towns through which they 
went, the scomfhl and insulting looks of ii^ 
people, the King rode out in his carriage every 
morning from the house he had slept at ; and 
half-an-hour afterwards got on horseback, and 
rode by his son's side, between the ranks of 
his escort. Half-an-hour before reaching the 
night quarters ho entered his carriage aeain. 
Marmont rode on horseback behind the Kmg's 
carriage. The court attending on the princes 
and princesses was limited, but rcspcctnil, uid 
as faithful to misfortune as it had been to 
grandeur. It comprised names to which his- 
tory must pay the tribute due to duty mmI 
gratitude honourably fulfilled : Marmont, un- 
fortunate, irresolute, but only culpable oi 
weakness of character : the Duke of Luxem- 
bourg ; the Prince of CroV ; Solre, captain of 
the guards; General Auguste de Laroche- 
jaqudein, a name which grows with the re- 
verses of the monarchy : the Duke Armand 
de Polignac, principal equerry ; the Duke of 
Guiche and the Duke de Levis, aides-de-camp 
to Duke d*AngouUme: Madame de Saint- 
Maure, lady of honour to the duchess ; the 
Countess de Bouill^, lady of honour to the 
Duchess de Berry: Count de Mesnard, ho* 
principal equerry, and Count de Brissac, her 
gentleman in waiting ; the Baron de Damas, 
governor of the Duke de Bordeaux : M. de 
Barban^ois and M. de Maupas, his sub-gover- 
nors, watched over the child as the wreck 
and last hope of so many thrones ; the Coun- 
tess of Gontaut had care of his young sister. 

** The people all along the road were still de- 
corous and respectful. The shadow oi this 
monarchy impressed them with awe more 
than the monarchy itself; there was as much 
nature as royal ty i n i ts mourning. Great catas- 
trophes have great reactions in men's imag- 
inations. They respected the King's fall idl 
the more that they no longer dreaded his re- 
turn. They spared him almost everywhere, 
with instinctive decorum, the sight of the 
tri-couloured flag and cockade, palpaUe signs 
of his dethronement. In one or two of the 
manufacturing towns of Normandy there was 
an anticipation of taunts and insults on the 
part of the workmen. These fears were vain : 
the marks of disfavour were confined to a few 
threatening groans aimed at Marmont, whoee 
fame of 1813 everjrwhere preceded him as a 
military and national resentment. On ap- 
proaching Cherbourg he was under the ne- 
cessity of removing the orders which he wore 
on his chest to hide his rank, his dignity, and 
his name from the rancour of the peojde. 

** The King read the MoniUur erery morn- 
ing, to watch the spectacle of his own ruin 
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that the Duke of Orleans had consumatcd his 
osnrpation. He utterad neither a reproach, 
nor a single unkind observation on that prince's 
acts, whether he still relied on the assurances 
which the Duke of Orleans had transmitted to 
him at St. Cloud and Rambouillet,or whether 
he thought the temporary force of circum- 
stances, to return it afterwards to his grand- 
son : or, rather, whether he thought it more 
congenial to his soul to bear silently, and 
without complaining, the last and most cruel 
of all felonious acts, — that perpetrated by his 
own blood ! 

*• He stopped for two days at Valognes, in 
order to leave time for the vessels prepared for 
his use to reach Cherbourg. He there collect- 
ed around him the officers and six of the old- 
est guardsmen of each of the companies that 
escorted him, more like a father than a King. 
The Duke d'Angouleme, the Duchess, his 
wife, the Duchess de Berry, the Duke de 
Bordeaux, and his sister, stood about him in 
a group, to engrave in the eyes and in the 
memory of every member of the banished 
family the names, the feces, and the grief of 
their last faithful soldiers. Charles X. hav- 
ing taken from their hands the flags of their 
comrades, like a King parting with his peo- 
ple, thanked them in a voice broken by his 
sobs, for their tender and unyielding fidelity. 
•* I receive your standards, and this boy shall 
one day return them to you," said he, as he 
touched with a trembling hand, the forehead 
of the Duke de Bordeaux ; ** the names of the 
guards registered in your books and remem- 
bered by my grandson, shall continue to be 
enrolled in the records of the royal family, 
to stand as an everlasting witness of my mis- 
fortunes, and the consolations I derived from 
your fidelity I" 

" This heart-rending adieu drew tears from 
every soldier in that little army, and even from 
the people of the town. The devotion of 
these troops to their prince, inherited from 
their fathers, and transmitted to them from 
their ancestors, was not only a duty, but an 
instinctive feeding. It was more than their 
country *s chief, it was the first among gentle- 
men, it was their father whom this young 
nobility were mourning in the King. 

"Charles X. and the Duke d'Angonleme, 
after this farewell to the troops, laid aside the 
military dress and decorations they had hith- 
erto worn. They shrank from the eyes of 
the people, and assumed beforehand the garb 
of that exile already so close at hand. 

" This joumev had now lasted a fortnight, 
with an atfected tardiness which worried the 
impatient commissioners and the new King, 
and appeared to be waiting some unknown 
event, as if Paris had not finally declared the 
will of France. Some understood thereby the 
rdactance of an old man, counting every step 
be took to leave a land he adored, and a conn- 



try he was losing ; others, that he expected a 
rising in the West and South in consequence 
of a landing of Bourmont, bringing the Afri- 
can army to support the monarchy ; some as 
a season occupied by the still pending nego- 
ciations with the Duke of Orleans ; others, 
in fine, as a kingly attitude, maintained even 
in defeat to confront evil fortune in a digni- 
fied manner,/ and to engrave in the minds of 
the people a solemn idea of the very phantom 
of royalty.*' 

** The King was drawing near the gates of 
Cherbourg ; from the top of the rising ground 
overlooking the town, the sea of the exile ex- 
panded to nis view. He wept at the sight. 
A rumour had been spread of an expected fer- 
ment among the people of Cherbourg, threat- 
ening the safety and dignity of the King and 
his family, 'the Duchess d'Angouleme or- 
dered her carriage to stop, that she might 
place herself in the King's to share his dan- 
ger. The report was false and unjust to the 
popular feelings, which in these districts are 
full of veneration for the memory of their 
benefactor Louis XVT., who created Cher- 
bourg. The whole population of the town 
and country round, drawn up on both sides of 
the way by which Charles X. had to pass, 
was moved to pity at the sight of three royal 
generations about to leave a kingdom berore 
they knew where to find a country. The 
women and children especially, innocent vic- 
tims at all times, melted the hearts of every 
father, husband, and mother in the crowd, as 
evinced by their looks of surprise at their 
misfortune, "and their sad smiles over the 
wreck. The tri-coloured flags had been tak- 
en down from the windows of the private 
houses as the corUge moved along, to spare 
the conquered monarch a gratutious humilia- 
tion. 

** The King and his escort did not alight 
within the town, but entered a rail enclosure 
between the market-place and the strand at 
Cherbourg; the iron gate was closed upon 
them. The people hurried there and clung 
to the rails in crowds to contemplate the grand- 
est spectacle inthe fate of mankind, the ostra- 
cism of a king, the heir of sixty kings with- 
out a country. The royal family for the last 
time alighted from their carriages on the brink 
of the beach washed by the waves; the 
Duchess d'Angouleme bathed in tears, and 
staggering under the shock of her last exile, 
was deprived at once of a kingdom and a 
crown. M. de Larochejaquelein assisted her 
to pass over the ground, leaning at least on a 
heroic arm. M. de Charette, another Ven- 
dean officer, whose name was a prognostic, 
escorted the Duchess de Berry. More of in- 
dignation than sorrow was visiblein the coun- 
tenance of that young widow on leaving a 
land which had drank the blood of her has- 



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band, and which was now proscribing her in- 
nocent and helpless child. The Baron de Da- 
mas, faithful as duty, like pity serene, carried 
in his arms as a providential trust, bis pupil 
already a king before his time, and whose 
royalty opened witb disaster. The child 
struggled with its little arms against banish- 
ment. 

'* King Charles X. continued the last on the 
beach, like one covering the retreat of his 
whole house. All the oflScers of his piard 
defiled before him, for the last time, kissing 
his hand and weeping over it : he then passed 
on and joined his family in the ship without 
turning round, and shut himself up alone to 
pray and weep. A mournful silence pervaded 
the French coast : many lamentations, but no 
insult, followed him over the deep. The ves- 
sel bore him towards Scotland, where Eng- 
land had in store for him tho lonely and re- 
cluse hospitality of Hol3rrood, — a palace aban- 
doned by Mary Stuart, fraught with dark 
deeds, and significent of sad lessons to a dy- 
nasty dethroned for having sought to inflict 
upon their subjects, through a pious policy, 
the yoke of Rome, and for having persecuted 
the freedom of the human mind in its most 
inviolable place, the conscience of the nation. " 

OUOUOa AND euN8MINS. 

— This is the title of another volume from 
the pen of the author of " Musings of an In- 
valid," " Fancies of a Whimsical Man," " Fun 
and Earnest," and the very popular series of 
" Spiritual Dialogues," which nave appeared 
in our pages. It is written in a more thought- 
ful vein than any previous work of the author, 
and presents some very original views touch- 
ing tne world and the aspirations of man. We 
look upon it as altogether the ablest of its 
authors productions; as destined to esta- 
blish a reputation for him as a close observer, 
clear thinker, and elegant writer, which any 
man living might be proud to attain. 

The introduction, written on the day of the 
originally New England, but now general, 
festival of Thanksgiving, is full of earnest- 
ness and fire. Note a few paragraphs : 

" Welcome to this dear old festival I Again, 
with cordial salutations, do we greet its com- 
ing. May it be kept through all time ! May 
it be set apart, dedicated ever as now, to holy 
thoughts, and hymns of gratitude, and deeds 
of love ! 

"And to-day, we bid it a thousand wel- 
comes. To-day, for the first time in our his- 
tory, has it become a National Holiday, and 
all the members of our great family of States 
have come together, with heartfelt unanimity, 
to sing praises, and to pour out thanks to the 
great Father of Mercies. Oh, may the good 
example this day set, be faithfully followed, 
and may this, henceforth, be a fixed feast in 
our national calendar ! 



" And will it not be 80 ? I bdieve it. I 
believe this day is to play a glorious part in 
our great future, to exert a mighty influence 
on our career. How many noUe deeds will 
date from it ! How many princely benefac- 
tions, right royal charities, will it bear wit- 
ness to, with each coming year ! How many 
happy firesides, renewed friendships, buried 
quarrels, sacred vows, how many, many pre- 
cious things of all kinds, will originate in the 
impulses of this blessed period ! 

** Thanksgiving day, two centuries hence ! 
What a day ! A^d what a land ! One great 
garden, its walls washed by either ocean ; one 
vast congregation of cheerful, thriving worit- 
ers. But this day, their labors are suspended, 
and they go forth, with one accord, to, oflfer 
their prayers and praises to the great Giver- 
Hark to the myriads of church-bells, as they 
send forth their invitations from ci^ and 
hamlet, from hill-side and valley! Behold 
the countless multitudes of worshippers, 
young and old, thoughtful parents and happy 
children, as along every lane, and road, and 
street, and avenue throughout the land, in 
scattered groups or orderly pix)cession, they 
take their way alike to rural chapel, and 
cheerful village church, and sumptuous cathe- 
dral. And now we hear the blended strains 
of ten thousand organs, and the swelling notes 
of innumerable voices, chanting their festal 
hymas unto the all bountiful Creator. And 
now all is hushed in silence, and presently 
the low, solemn tones of prayer are heard, as- 
cending unto heaven, rising alike from the 
hearts of stately cities, and from lone vales, 
deep hid in woods : ay, from every vale, and 
hill, and plain of this vast, this thrice-Uest 
land ; the acceptable incense of gratefiil sonls 
unto the great Father. What a spectacle, 
what a service is here I Oh, that the poor, 
tempest-tossed men of Plymouth could have 
beheld it, could have had their souls cheered 
by such a vision, their eyes^ greeted with 
sounds like these ! 

Thanksgiving day, throughout the world ! 
Will not that day yet come, upon the earth ? 
I believe it. A day of solemn, universal re- 
cognition and commemoration of God^s good- 
ness ; a day on which, following the example 
of the great parent republic, all the other 
commonwealths of the civilized. Christianized 
world will, with one consent, come together 
and join their orisons and hymns with hers ; 
when every nation, and tongue, and island, 
and valley, and hill-side of earth, shall bear 
part in the glorious service : when every Art 
shall lend its choicest inspiration, to render 
that service worthy of the great Father ; 
when, in a word, this our once little New 
England festival, shall become the great holi- 
day of earth ! Blessed consummation, thrice 
blessed spectacle, whereat the angels pause to 
gaze with rapture! A world in prayer; a 



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world chanting its Maker's praise in glorious 
concert ! 

*' And are these things to come to pass, in- 
deed ? Is this hlissiiil future in store for our 
dear planet ? Are all these triumphs of truth, 
these precious victories over evil to be se- 
cured? Are the bloody rites, the gloomy 
saperstitions, the cruel wars, the ignorance, 
MMUhy, imbecility, the grovelling appetites, 
the savage passions of men, to be extermi- 
nated, and all nations to be resolved, at last, 
into one great, peaceful, loving. Christian 
fiumly, and earth itself to become a miniature 
heaven, and every day that dawns upon it a 
day of Thanksgiving? 

"I bdicve it. I cling to the glorious 
thought. Call me dreamer, visionary, if you 
will. Be it so. May I ever dream such 
dreams, and be blest with such visions !*' 

The author confesses that he looks on the 
bright side of things ; but he has two friends, 
B. and C, who entertain different views. He 
says: — 

** My friend B. is an excellent fellow, full 
of good impulses, and continually rendering 
steiJthy acts of kindness to those about him ; 
but he is sadly given to skepticism and des- 
pondency, and almost always expresses him- 
self on moral subjects, in a gloomy, and quite 
too sarcastic style. He seems to have little 
or no faith either in himself or his brethren, 
in the progress of the race, or in the blessed 
life to come. 

"Friend C, on the other hand, is a most 
firm and ardent believer in immortality; 
thoegh his faith, perhaps, rests far less than 
he would be willing to idlow, upon a Scripture 
basis, and far more on what he reads in the 
great vol umes of nature and providence. But 
he is not a believer in any steady, permanent 
improvement of the human family. The 
movements of society (he vfiU have it,) have 
been, ever since the tirst page of history was 
written, vibratory, not progressive, in their 
character. More or fewer d^rees of the great 
ctitle have been described, in the various 
eras of that history ; still is it oscillation, not 
progress. While I not only cling to the 
Uessed thought of a future state, and magni- 
c«nt theatre of action hereafter, for every hu- 
man soul, however humble or abject on earth, 
but also cherish the belief of a slow, steady, 
sure and triumphant progress to perfection, 
of the great brotherhood here below, and of 
the final conversion of this dear world of ours 
into one grand, delightful family mansion, as 
it were, w loving, happy kinsmen." 

The book is made up of conversations be- 
tween the three friends, and presents cloud or 
sunshine as either the one or the other of the 
trio discourses. The benefit to be had from 
its perusal cannot but be of a substantial kind. 
Few can sincerely embrace the views of B., 
oidy a few more those of C, while the views 



I of the author are such as to be generally ac- 

I ceptable and much sought after. We leave 

i " Clouds and Sunshine" to the reader, with 

these few thoughts touching its nature and 

object ; few books that have appeared the 

E resent season, deserve more favor at the 
ands of the public. It is published, we 
should add, by John S. Taylor, of New 
I York. 

I ooLeRiooK'a aa^orks. 

; — The Harpers have published the fifth vo- 
I lume of their admirable edition of Coleridge's 
! complete works ; and though it contains mat- 
ter of a graver character than the preceding 
volumes, it is still deeply interesting. Notes 
on Hooker, Field, Donne, Hacket, Jeremy 
Taylor, the "Pilgrim's Progress," Luther, 
Bedell, Baxter, Leighton, Sherlock, Water- 
land, Whitaker, and others, form its contents, 
with the addition of "Confessions of an In- 
quiring Spirit." 

Coleridge ever spoke the dictates of his 
heart, and we therefore receive his doctrines 
as those, at any rate, arising from honest con- 
victions. He had not the highest estimate of 
mere faith, by which so many maintain their 
belief, hut took, as his editor says, the middle 
path of safety and peace, between a godless 
disregard of the unique and transcendent 
character of the Bible generally, and that 
scheme of interpretation scarcely less adverse 
to the pure spirit of Christian wisdom which, 
wildly arraying our faith in opposition to our 
reason, inculcates the sacrifice of the latter to 
the former. He threw up his hands in dis- 
may, at the language of certain modem di- 
vines on this point ; as if faith not £ounded 
on insight were ought else than a specious 
name for wilful positiveness ; as if the Father 
of Light could require, or would accept, 
from uie only one of his creatures whom he 
had endowed with reason, the sacrifice of 
fools! 

Coleridge did not think that doctrines of 
scripture should be judged by their supposed 
harmony or discrepancy with the evidence of 
the senses, or the aeductions of the mere un- 
derstanding from that evidence; but he as- 
serted the existence, in all men equally, of a 
power or faculty superior to, and independent 
of, the external senses ; a power which re- 
flected God's image. He could as little un- 
derstand how faith, the joint act of reason and 
will, should be at variance with one of its 
elements as how God should be a contradic- 
tion of himself. He believed, says his editor, 
" in no God in the very idea of whose exist- 
ence, absolute truth, perfect goodness, and 
infinite wisdom, were not elements essentially 
necessary, and everlastingly co-present." But 
we cannot follow this subject rurther, in the 
already extended state of this department of 
BizABBB, but must even here pause. 



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BABVLX^N AND NINKVAM. 

Messrs. Putnam, & CJo., of New York, have 
published an abridgment of Mr. Layard's 
second expedition to Babylon and Ninevah, 
which forms a handsome 12mo. volume of 
500 pages and upwards. It contains all the 
illustrations, and indeed all the material of 
the octavo edition, with the exception of 
minute description of sculpture, as well as 
monumental remains, and several tables of 
cuneiform characters. The author's own lan- 
guage has been relative, in the more interest- 
ing and important parts of the work ; indeed 
it presents a valuable compressment of all 
that is generally interesting in the original 
publication. 

These last explorations were not confined 
to the original point of Mr. Layard's discov- 
eries, but embraced wanderings extending 
from the Black Sea to Niffer in the low 
marshy country between the Tigris and the 
Euphrates, thirty miles south of Babylon, — 
and in an easterly direction to the mountain- 
ous district Shembeena, on the confines of 
Persia : — the lines of his route diverging to | 
every locality either known or supposed to 
contain ancient remains. His researches were 
made under limited arrangments as to means, 
and therefore were not as vigorous they other- 
wise might have been. His book will, never- 
theless, be eagerly sought after ; and really 
possesses a very high value. 

We perceive, touching the matter of Baby- 
lonian discoveries, that the French are deeply 
engaged in the same ; and if reports received 
from parties sent out, are to be credited, with 
great success. Among other things they have 
ascertajped. beyond reasonable doubt, that 
the ruins beneath a tumulus called the Kasr 
are those of the palace-citadel of Semiramis 
and Nebuchadnezzar ! These ruins our au- 
thority says, — are in such a state of confusion 
and decay, that it is impossible to form from ' 
them any idea of the extent or character of ; 
the edifice. They appear, to extend beneath j 
the bed of the Euphrates, a circumstance ac- I 
counted for by the change in the course of 
that river. They contain sarcophagi, of clum- j 
1^ execution and strange form, and so small, 
that the bodies of the dead must have been 
packed up in them, the chin touching the 
knees, and the arms being pressed on the I 
legs. These sarcophagi are evidently of the j 
lowest class of Parthian, not Chaldean origin. | 
There have also been found numerous frag- 
ments of enamelled bricks, containing por- 
tions of the figures of men and animals, to- 
gether with cuneiform inscriptions, the latter 
white in color on a blue ground. M. Fresnel, 
the chief <^ the expedition, thinks, these 
bricks afibrd a strong proof that the ruins are 
those of the palace of Nebuchadnezear, inas- 
■rach as the oniameots on them appear to be 
sporting subjects, raeh as are described by 



Gtesias and Diodorus. The foundations be- 
ing reached, are ascertained to have been 
formed of bricks about a foot square united 
by strong cement, and they arc also in blocks, 
as if they had been snapped in all directions. 
In the ruins of the dependencies of the palace 
situated on the left bank of the Euphrates ; 
there are numerous sarcophagi, in which were 
found skeletons clothed in a sort of armor, and 
wearing crowns of gold on their heads. These 
skeletons when touched, mostly, fell into 
dust: but the iron, though rusty, and the 
gold of the crowns are in a fair state of pre- 
servation. The French explorer thinks that 
the dead in the sareophagi were some of the 
soldiers of Alexander or Seleucus. The crowns 
are simple bands, with three leaves in the 
shape of laurel on one side, and three on the 
other. The leaves are very neatly executed. 
Beneath the bands are leaves of gold, which 
it is supposed covered the eyes. From the 
quantity of iron found in some of the coffins, 
it appears that the bodies are entirely envelop- 
ed in it : and in one there is no iron, but some 
car-rings, a proof that it was occupied by a 
female. The sarcophagi are about two and 
three-quarter yards in length by between half 
and throe- quarters of a yard wide, and are en- 
tirely formed of bricks and united by mortar. 
In addition to all this, a tomb, containing 
statuettes in marble or alabaster of Juno, 
Venus, and of a reclining figure wearing a 
Phrygian cap, together with some rings, ear- 
ring, and other articles of jewelry, has been 
found, as have also l^umerous statuettes, vases, 
phials, articles of pottery, black stones, Ac,, 
of Greek, Persian, or Chaldean workmanship. 

a-rii.1. ON TH« -TABLB, 

— Is a large number of new books, which 
await notice : among them several from Put- 
nam and Dodd, of New York, already an- 
nounced. Those unannounced are **The 
Child's Matins and Vespers," and ** The Pro- 
phets and Kings of the New Testament,*' 
from Crosby, Nichols & Co., of Boston; 
"Father Bnghthopes," fit)m Phillips, Samp- 
son & Co., of Boston; •* German Lyrics," 
from Ticknor, Reed and Fields, of Boston; 
**Wild Jack, or the Stolen Child," from A. 
Hart, of Philadelphia. We have, moreover, 
received from C. J. Price & Co., No. 7 Hart*s 
Building, the second part of the "Popular 
Educator," an admirable work just started 
by A. Montgomery, of New York. Prom the 
same publisher, too, through Messrs. P. & Co., 
comes part one of a beautiful illustrated work, 
to be completed in twelve monthly parts, at 
25 cents each, entitled " The Alps, Switzer- 
land, Savoy, and Lombardy." We would 
also acknowledge the receipt of the " Law 
Register", for June, direct from the publish- 
ers, Messrs. D. B. Canfield & Co. ; a work 
which is decidedly one of the best of the 



OUR WEEKLY GOSSIP. 



1S9 



kind crer attempted in oor conntiy, and 
which, we are huppj to kara, meets with 
high &Tor. 



#iir Metklj ^0ssip. 



— Mr. J. E. Gould, No. 164 Swaim'g Build- 
ing, has sent us the following new music : — 
"The Flower of the Flock, or Lulu is our 
Darling Pride," words by Rosa Hughes, and 
music in part by R. L. Sandford, by whom 
the piece is dedicated to Mrs. J. Kicketts 
Lawrence: **Home Reveries," dedicated to 
Mr. Richard L. Achhurst by the composer, 
James Bellak; tmd '* Polka for the Million," 
from the same brilliant and indefatigable art- 
ist. Mr. 6. has composed and arranged a 
large number of pieces since he has been in i 
the city, some of which have attained a very 
extended popularity. His ** Trot Galop" sold 
by the thousands. 

— The Harpers have published " Adventures 
in Boston," by Mareo Paul, a very entertain- 
ing little book, illustrated and generally got 
up uniformly with other works from the pen 
of the same popular author. 

— We have received from G. P. Putnam & 
Co. a neatly-executed volume, entitled *' Hand 
Book for Americans in Europe." It was pre- ; 
pared by Dr. Rosewell Park, and embraces a 
vast amount of valuable information for the 
European traveller. It is the only book of the 
kind which we have in the country, and has 
been very much needed. It is got nn in a 
convenient form, and will hereafter, doubtless, 
fbnn an important item in the fit-out of over- 
flea wanderers. 

— Messre. Blanchard and Lea, of our city, 
have published, in a cheap form, Sam Slick's 
"Wise Saws and Modem Instances." The 
author has a world of admirers ; and justly, 
too, we think. 

— " A History of the French Protastant Re- 
fugees, from the Revocation of the Edict of 
Nantes to the Present Day," is the title of a \ 
work now in progress by Charless Wess. It ' 
daims to be the history of the three hundred 
thoQsand exiles who were driven out of France 
by the foolish bigotry of Louis XIV. A cor- 
respondent writing from Paris, states that the 
sttthor first describes their situation at home, 
their per8ecutk)n and its fatal results to France. 
He then Mows the refugees to their settle- 
aents in Germany, England, Holland, Swit- 
leriand, Denmark, Sweden, and in America ; 
sets forth the services they had rendered to 
the coontry of their adoption, and describes 
the eondition cf their desoendants to-day. 
Besides his own somewhat extenfdve re* 
lear^iesin France and abroad, Mr* Weiss has 



been permitted to make use of those made 
within the past two years, under the order of 
the Minister of Foreign Affairs, by French 
diplomatic agents, resident in the countries 
above-mentioned. Another extremely enter- 
taining book recently published in Paris, as a 
part of the cheap collection entitled Biblio* 
theque des Chemtns de Fer, is a selection of 
portraitures, opinions, personal anecdotes, 
etc., extracted literally from the celebrated 
Memoires du Due de St, Simon, 

— The splendid gallery of paintings left by 
Don Juan Nicasio Gallega, former President 
of the Academy of San Fernando, is to be 
shortly sold by public auction. 

— Victor Hugo is coming out with another 
pamphlet, entitled ** Belshazzar's Feast," a 
sequel to " Napoleon the Little." 

— " An Art Student in Munich" b^ a daugh- 
ter of Mary Howitt, has the followmg deeply 
interesting account of the casting of the col- 
ossal figure of Bavaria : — 

" Stiglmaver, the originator and director of 
thr Bronze Foundry, died in 1844^ just before 
the casting of the Bavaria began. His ne* 
phew, Ferdinnid Miller, full of youth, energy, 
patience, and experience, was ready to suc- 
ceed him. The castings took place at five 
different times, commencing with the head. 
This was cast in 1844. lu casting the bust 
of the figure — the largest portion — the great- 
est difficulty had to be encountered. It was 
necessary to melt for the purpose twenty tons 
of bronze, five tons more than had ever be- 
fore been melted in the furnace. As this im- 
mense mass of metal slowly began to fuse, it 
began also to cake,-^thus threatening to de- 
stroy not only the casting, but the whole fur- 
nace, with untold danger to life and limb. 
Six men had, in spite of the oppressive heat 
and the ever-increasing glow of the furnace, 
to take it by turns night and day incessantly 
to stir, with long iron bars, the molten mass, 
lest it should adhere to the furnace-walls, and 
so bring annihilation on all. On the evening 
of the fifth day of anxiety, when Ferdinand 
Miller for the first time sought a short repose 
in his chair, he was suddenly aroused by his 
faithful and anxious fellow-wather, his wife, 
with the cry of '* Ferdinand, awake! the 
foundry is on fire !" It was so. The ever- 
increasing heat of those five days and four 
nights had caused fire to burst n>rth among 
the rafters, To have attempted to extinguish 
the fire by water, with this molten mass be- 
low, would have caused the immediate de- 
struction <^ the place. All that could be 
done was, by means of wetted cloths, to ke^ 
down the fire. This was tried, and the melt^ 
ing went on as before. Amid such danger did 
the easting of the bust take place about mid- 
ni^t on the 11^ of October, 1845. << So^ 
eess 1" was ahouted Ibrtfa ; a load of anxi^ 



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of many kinds Ml from ewery breast i and all 
then hastened to the complete extinguishing 
of the fire." 

— Lucky and unlucky days, are thus enumer- 
ated by an English writer: — 

" The third of September was a remarkable 
day to the English * Attila,' Oliver Cromwell. 
In 1650 he obtained a memorable victory at 
Dunbar on that day ; another at Worcester, 
1651, and on that day he died 1658. ^^ 

" Thursday was a fatal day to Henry Vlll. 
and also to his posterity. He died bn Thurs- 
day, January 2o. King Edward VI. on Thurs- 
day y July 6. Queen Mary on Thursday y No- 
vember 17. Queen Elizabeth on Thursday y 
March 24. 

" Elizabeth, the wife of Hennr VHI. was 
bom and died on the 11th of February. 

" Of Sir Kenelm Digby we are told in his 
Epitaph, composed by Farrar ; 

' Born on the day he died the 11th of Jnne, 
On which he hrftyely ibught at Scanderoon, 
'Till rare that one and self same day shonld be 
Hlfl day of birth, of death, of victory.' 

"Tuesday was a most eventful day with 
Thomas d Becket, Archbishop of Canterbury. 
Upon Tuesday the Peers sat against him at 
Northampton, on Tuesday he was banished, 
on Tuesday received at Pontiniac a forewarn- 
ing of his fate, on Tuesday returned from 
exile, on Tuesday was murdered before the 
altar at Canterbury, and on Tuesday was can- 
onized. 

" Saturday was a lucky day to Hemy Vll. 
Upon that day he achieved the victory over 
Richard III. , on that day he entered the city ; 
and he himself always acknowledged he had 
experienced it fortunate. See his Life by 
Bacon. 

" Wednesday is said to have been the for- 
tunate day of Pope Sixtus V. On Wednes- 
he was bom, on tnat day was made monk, on 
the same day was made Greneral of his Order, 
on that day also was successively created 
Cardinal, elected Pope, and also inaugerated. 

*• There was an old proverb that 

* When Easter fitll on our Lady's lap. 
Then let England beware a rap ' 

" Easter fell on March 25, the day alluded 
to, in 1459, when King Henry VI. was de- 
p(X9ed and murdered ; in 1638, when the Scot- 
tish troubles began, on which ensued the Great 
Rebellion in 1648-9, when Charles the First 
was beheaded. 

'*Aubr^ remarks that on May 29 King 
Charles II. was bom and restored to the 
throne : t^t Raphael d*Urbino, the famous 
painter, was bora and died on Good Friday, 
and that Charles V. was bora, crowned Em- 
peror, and won the battle of Pavia on the 2^^ 
of February. 

'' And so as Edmund moralises in King Lear 
— * This is the excellent foppery of the world ! 
that when we are sick in fortune (often the 



sui&it of our own behaviour), we makegail- 
ty of our disasters, the sua, the moon, and 
stars : as if we were villians on necessity ; 
fools by heavenly compulsion, knaves, thieves, 
and teachers by spherical predominance, 
drankards, liars, by an enforced obiedieoce oif 
planetary influence, and all that we are evil 
m, by a divine thrusting on !* " 

— The Inquirer the other day urged upon 
some enterprising man to get up a Hand*- 
Book of Philadelphia, and in consequence was 
furnished with a bare apology for a book of 
the kind, sometime since published, called, 
" Philadelphia as it is." We want a correct, 
reliable manual for every day use : a book, 
the object of which shall be to furnish stran- 
gers with a key to every part of the ci^ and 
districts ; not a mere imperfect outline of 
things, got up as a peg upon which to hang 
advertisements. 

— T. B. Petbrson, a perfect steam-eogine g( 
a publisher, known all over the country by 
his " Yaller Kivers," has recently removed 
into a magnificent store, at 102 Chestnut 
street, where he is destined to acquire, if pos- 
sible, still wider fame, and larger fortunes. 
Mr. Peterson rose to his present eminence 
from the humblest beginnings as to capital, 
and will go on doubtless unto the end, a shin* 
ing example to the rising generati<m. We 
have received from him we may here add, 
" Flirtations in America," a book which has 
enjoyed no little favor from light readers; 
and which, really, possesses very decided 
merit. Apropos touching ** Top ;" he has 
given to the world one of the best ^' Tomi- 
tudes" we ever read, and it has had an im- 
mense circulation : we refer to the '* Cabin 
and Parlor." A correspondent informs us 
by the way, that this book is from the pen 
of Mr. Charles J. Peterson. We can very 
readily believe this, too, as it bears aU the 
marks of that gentleman's peculiar genius. 

— We have received from the publisher, Mr. 
Willis P. Hazard 198 Chestnut street, the 
** Presbyterian Quarterly Review," for June, 
which we shall read, and notice hereafter. 
It contains a large number of articles, which 
have a very inviting look. 

— " Taylor's Life of R. Surteee, Esq." con- 
tains the following : — 

** Mr. Surtees gave a copy of a border bal- ^ 
lad, ** on the feud between the Ridleys and 
Featherstonra," from the recitation of an old 
woman on Alston Moor, accompanied with 
gk)ssarial explanations and learaed historical 
notes to indentify the perscmages alluded to, 
and to determine the date of the transactioii. 
Scott was ddighted with this acoession to 
his collection, amd did not doubt the genuiiie- 
ness of the piece. It aooordin^y was intro- 
duced as a valuable gem of antiquity into the 



EDITOBS* SANS-SOUCI. 



141 



12th note to the first canto of Marmion, pub- 
liriied m the beginning of 1808, as fornished 
hj his fHend and correspondent, R. Snrtees, 
iaq. of Mainsforth. Now aU this was a mere 
fpiient, a sporty a froUc of an antiquary^s 
brain ! I It is proved by more than one copy 
being fonnd among his papers, corrected and 
interlined. The ivipositton was nrver ac- 
ienm^edged. In the Minstrelsy published in 
1831, the baUad of Featherstonhaugh still re- 
tains its place, with all its borrow^ plomes 
and fictitious air, undetected ! ! I 



AMuasN/isisrra. 

—Mr. Qoodall, Madam JuUen, and " le petite 
Ole Bull," are still a feature of the attrac- 
tions of Wiser's Panorama, now exhibiting at 
Musical Fond Hall. They are an exceedingly 
ckrFer trio. The managers of this exhibition 
umonnce that their distribution of gifts will 
commence the present week. They number 
flome sixteen thousand, and are valued at fuU 
half that amount in dollars. Among them 
are the panorama, itself valued at $5,000, a 
splendid rosewood piano valued at $400, a 
guitar, a melodeon, three splendid gold 
witches, and many other things specified in 
an advertisement which appears in our pages. 
The exhibition of the Panorama will continue 
ontil the distribution closes. It is a painting 
well worth seeing, particularly as now shown 
at the spacious and beautiful saloon of the 
Mnsical Fund. 

— Mr. Perham's, distribution vras resumed 
last Monday morning, and closed finally on 
the evening of the 8th. Who has been the 
happy recepient of the new or of the old 
gins, including, the panorama, we don't 
now, when we pen these lines. It remains 
ibr us to state that the whole enterprise has 
hden conducted by Perham in the most liberal 
and honorable manner, and that whatever he 
hereafter presents to our citizens cannot fail 
to be well received. 

— The entertainments of the Sanford Opera 
Troupe at Concert Hall continue to be highly 
attractive. We learn they close for a season 
at the end of the next week ; to be resumed 
at the new Opera House of the clever and 
popular manager. This place is now being 
fitted np in Twelfth near Chestnut, and will, 
when completed, constitute one of the finest 
resorts in town. 

•* The exhibition of Paintings at the Acad- 
emy of Fine Arts, attracts an unusual num- 
ber of visitors daily. Upon the whole, we 
Uunk it 18 one of the best di^)lay8 we have 
bad for many years. We are pioinised a 
floowwhat mbmte critque on this exhibition, 
nd hope it will be fomished so that we ean 



commence it in our next number. There are 
some paintings prominently hung, which 
should have been placed in m<H*e objure posi- 
tions; while others of immense merit are thrust 
into comers, where their beauties are but 
faintly seen ; ** gems of purest ray serene" 
th^ waste their sweetness in gloom and 
shadow. But all these things will be proper- 
ly presented in good time. 

THE WATKWrMO f>LAOKe. 

— The season is here; our citizens are pack- 
ing up ; they are preparing for a so^um at 
the different watering places. We wish them 
much happiness, and we doubt not they will 
get it if ihev select the proper localities. But 
what are those localities? By your leave, 
reader, we will name a few of them. 

— Cape May, —The Columbia House, kept by 
Harwood, is already open, and doubtless will 
have its usual complement of patrons. No 
establishment could be better ordered. The 
proprietor is a gentleman, and those who so- 
journ with him can never be subjected to 
vulgar associ^ons, too common at hotels 
both of ti^wn and country. He treats all his 
guests alike ; does not bestow frowns upon 
some and smiles upon others. He is, what a 
hotel -keeper should always be, viz. : courteous, 
cheerful, equable, impartial — particularly to 
those who foot up the bill promptly. 

— Perry County Warm Sprines. — ^This place, 
situated in one of the finest localities of our 
state, offers superior inducements to summer 
travellers the present season. The Hotel is 
under the direction of Mr. H. H. Etter, a 
gentleman who is admirably well calculated 
for the position. He had a large company 
with him last summer, all of whom were un- 
exceptionably well satisfied. The springs are 
on the banlcs of, and discharge themselves 
into, Sherman^s Creek ; a stream associated 
with the thrillmg scenes between the early 
settlers of that part of Pennsylvania and the 
Aborigines — whose hunting-grounds lay upon 
its margin. The waters* possess wonderful 
healing qualities, especially as bearing upon 
cutaneous diseases of all kinds. The bathing 
bouses are comfortably and conveniently ar- 
ranged. You reach the springs after a few 
hours ride — ^but for particulars on this point, 
as well as on others, we refer to Mr. E.^s cir- 
cular, published in our pages. 

— Florence. — Capt. Miller expects to have a 
large company at this place ; indeed we are 

* The foUovlofc is u> imlyfte of then waters, as Pant' 
ilhed bj an azpeiianced Chemist: — 

^ The water contains 9.2 grains of solid matter in the 
gallon, which in composed as fbUows: 

Oarbonaie of Lime, 3 J67 

•' of Magnesia 1.938 

Alkaline salts, chieflj chlorides with a portion 

ofsnlphate 1.098 

Silica 0.006 

Organic matter 2.897 

"woo 



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told a lar^ number of the roems at the si^en- 
did Pavilion on the hdghts are abeady en* 
gaged. The Captain may be found at the 
United States Hotel, of which he is now pro- 
prietor, and which he is rapidly restoring to 
Its old pre-eminence. 

— Beverley. — Joseph W. Griffith is still in 
command at Beveriy, on the Delaware. He 
makes all about him happy. Beverly is at a 
most convenient point for business men. It 
has fishing grounds, every inch of which we 
know ; and such grounds ! Have we not 
caught rock-fish and perch, on these grounds, 
by the hundred ? Ask the seine-men on the 
shore ; ask many a little boy who has, at a 
respectful distance, followed the '* cross man 
in the straw-hat^' and exclaimed, ''Jinks, 
what a whopper !^' as a two-pounder has been 
landed upon the wharf! 

— Yellow Springs, — Mrs. Neef presides here 
again the present summer, and of course will 
have her surroundings of youth, beauty, wit, 
p;race, &c. ; while there will be the old-fash- 
ioned representation of old codgers and their 
interesting better-halves. 

— Now, reader, so much for the watering- 
places. As will be seen, we have only spoken 
of those in our city's vicinity, and of which we 
personallv know. We may hereafter return 
to the subject, when we will discourse of Sa- 
ratoga, Newport, Niagara, the Virginia 
Springs, &c. All these will, doubtless, form 
pleasant subjects for summer reading. 

OHIOORY. 

— With increased demand for the neccesities 
of life, accruing from increased population, 
and a proportionate enhancement of the value 
of all marketable commodities, adulteration of 
whatever can be and is worth adulterating, 
is proceeding at a pace which will presently 
demand Ic^slative interference. A potent 
agent is this chicory, which, in England, has 
lately been the subject of ridiculous legisla- 
tion : Parliament having settled differences on 
the matter by decreeixig that it may be sold 
in connexion with coi^, provide that the 
grocers (a very honest race of men) state the 
fact and proportions of the mixture on a label 
attached to each purchase. Everybody knows 
that chicory, in itseif, is scarcely a third the 
price of coffee : but evervbodv does not know, 
that it is not half as good, ana that it has some 
particularly intimate friends who are provided 
with a carte-blanche to follow it wherever it 
gains a footing — ^tliese are carrot, parsnip and 
mangel-wurzel roots f sliced and prepared in 
preasely the same manner as chicory itself. 
The eye can discover no difference in the ap- 
pearance, and people don't trouble themselves 
now*a-days with microscopes — the novelty of 
instrument having long since departed. In- 
deed, to do so, in this day of adulteration, 
would be equivalent to starvation, for what 



man could eat were he nicely to exanuRc? 
But let us defbnd the ground yet disputable, 
and not suffer the arch-traitor chicory to es- 
cape. As we lay hold of the monster, grim 
goblins with eyes of roasted wheat and bod- 
ies of mahogany sawdust start up and mock 
our efforts. Myriads of grocers too are in the 
vision — ^nor are they " dutchman all." Chic- 
ory, say these men with weak eyes, is qnitc as 
good as coffee : the addition is even improve- 
ment ; and further to defend the malpractice, 
it is pleaded that chicory is employed univers- 
ally abroad. France, Belgium, Germany, 
Prussia run glibly from their tongues ; but 
in these countries it happens to be used only 
by servants and poor people, for the mere sake 
of its cheapness. Away, if you will to the 
first tribunal in the world to settle this — ^the 
divan of the Turk* Qet the " man of ages" 
to swallow chicory — ah ! ah ! To open a new 
source of consumption for the woods of Hon- 
duras — ah I ah ! A pinch of chicory-powder 
is too gritty for a Turk's teeth— ah ! ah ! 
Tan powderf baked horses^ blood and buUotk^s 
liver were not made for him — ah ! ah ! Coffee 
is a berry, chicory is a root. This root is made 
up of cells enclosing not essential oil , but gum- 
my and saccharine matter. Tea, coffee, and 
cocoa, the three great non-alcoholic beverages 
used by mankind over nearly the whole world 
— all contain one and the same active princi- 
ple ; in tea called thein, and in coffee, coffein; 
to the presence of which they owe thar re- 
freshing and invigorating properties. Now, 
chicory does not possess a particle of this im- 
portant and essential principle, and so, what' 
ever may be its own mdependant properties, 
it is no proper substitute. Therefore, know 
all grocers, by these presents, Bizarre will not 
drink chicory. 



BUailMBSa MBMS. 



— Col. Wm. H. Maurice, 123 Chestnut St, 
gets highly complimented by the city editor 
of Scott s WeeJdy. From whence does he not 
receive kind words? Really, it would be 
difiicult to tell. Everywhere, in every call- 
ing, particularly among newspaper folks, the 
Colonel has friends. We nccKl not add that 
he deserves them all. His stock of station- 
ery was never better than at present. 

— Mr. Wm. T. Fry, No. 227 Arch Street, is 
sole importer of beautiful Tonbridge Wdls' 
ware. He is gjetting ready to remove into a 
neat and beautiful store opposite the one he 
now occupies. 

— The printing of Bizarrb is executed by 
Mr. Jamis H. fi&TSOK ; and we think may be 
pronounced a model in typographical el^eance. 
Mr. B. c<mtiaue8 to execute aU kinds of book 
and job printing at his rooms over our puUi- 
cation ofiSce, No. 4 Hart's Building, and at 
No. 2 North Sixth Street. 



EDITOBS' SANS-SOUCI. 



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-TMB QUEEN 8 OLOBE-T OPENED. 

This is the title of an old Duodecimo, Lon- 
don — 1668, before us. This curious produc- 
tion is divided into three parts. The first is 
entitled The Pearl of Practice^ being physical 
and chirirgical receipts. The second is The 
Queen*s Delight or the art of preserving, can- 
dying, Ac. The third is The Complete Cook, 
•* which." says the author, " hath had a 
general reception travelling up and down the 
kingdom and like the good Samaritan, giving 
comfort to all it met." 

Some of the quaint receipts of our ances- 
tors will excite a smile. We are gravely in- 
formed that the tooth of a dead man, carried 
about with one, presently suppresses the tooth- 
ache. 

Major Long's receipt ** which he had used 
with a strange success," is as follows — 

<' For redness and shining of the nose, take 
a fair linen cloth, and in the morning lay it 
over the grass, and draw it over till it be wet 
with dew, then wring it out into a dish, and 
wet the &ce therewith as often as you please. 
As you wet, let it dry in. May dew is the 
best." 

A medicine for the plague sent to the Lord 
Mayor by the Queen : — 

'* Take of sage elder and red bramble leaves 
a little handful, stamp and bruise them toge- 
ther through a cloth, with a quart of white 
wine, then take a quantity of white wine 
vin^ar and mingle all together. Drink there- 
of, morning and night, a spoonful nine days 
together, and you shall be whole. There is 
no medicine more excellent than this : when 
the sore doth appear, then to take a cock 
chick and pull it, and hold it to the sore, and 
it will gape and labour for life, and in the end* 
die. Then take another, and so long as any 
one do die — for when the poison is quite drawn 
out, tiio chick will live — the sore presently 
will assuage and the party recover. Mr. 
WivioaT proved thisumm one of his own chil- 
dreny the thirteenth chick died, the fourteenth 
lired, and the party cured." 
^ We are not informed what are the wonder- 
ful virtues and properties of the ** Oil of 
Sifottoifs," but judging from the number of 
its ine;redients we should think it not less po- 
tent uian that compounded by the witches in 
Macbeth. 

" Take swallows as many as you can ge^" 
— this almost rivals Mrs. class's directions 
aboat catching your hare — ** put them quick 
into a mortar, and put to them lavendar, cot- 
ton, spike, camomile, knot-grass, ribwort, 
bahn, yalerian, rosemair tops, woodbine tops, 
strings of vines, French mallows, plaintam, 
walnut leaves, violet leaves, brook lime, moth- 
er of time, &c. &c. &c., put a quart of neat's 
foot oil, beat with cloves, and put them aU 
together in an earthem pot, stopt so close 
with a piece of dough that no air can escape. 



set them nine days in a ceUar, boil them ax 
or eight hours on the fire, but first put in 
half a pound of wax, and a pint of salad oil, 
and strain them through a linen cloth." 

We have not the space, or we would initiate 
our readers into the mysteries of concocting 
'^Hypocras. cordial water, and damnable 
hum, besides the Countess of Rutland's 
receipt for making a rare Banbury cake, and 
my Lord Conway 's for amber puddings. Dain- 
ty cheer we warrant for the Cavalier gour- 
mands of the day, and tempting enough to 
have converted the veriest Puritan, who, as 
Hudibras sings, would 

*' Qoarrel irith mtnce plet and dbpurage 
Tbeir beet uid dearait friend plum porridge, 
Fat pig and gooee itmlf oppose. 
And blaspheme cnstaid thro' the note. 

N/IORS POe-TRV. 

— Another effort poetic, comes to us anony- 
mously, and is as follows : 



TO- 



In the fitr land of Palestine, 

Ainid its low and billowy idaina, 
HiU circled by the sacred vino. 

What wonder on the pilgrim gahis t 

For there, where streamlet onee hath been, 

Down-stooping as in mystic line, 
And swayisd by Inflnence nnroen, 

A c<Mnpany of palms incUne. 

And silll tho current's oourro they keep, 

That tmcelcss bed, fbr evermore ; 
Unchanged throuj^h countless winds may sweep, 

And coantor torrents downward pour. 

StOl, still that current's course they keep, 
With whose own life their life was blent, 

Though gently as a dream of sleep. 
It hither came, and roioelesa went. 

Oh ! it is not in passion's hour 
That heart to heart doth most Incline; 

Shall that low rippling fitream bare power. 
And loTe ensure no love of thine f 

ODD tslUIS/IBER6. 

— What is the origin of the belief in the luok 
of odd numbers ? A writer says he has heard 
it before commented upon, and the only origin 
assigned, that the belief in the value of num- 
bers is as old as creation ; and that of the re- 
markable recurrence of some numbers in the 
Bible, there is no doubt. Thus, seven days 
was the world in creation (and the Rabbis 
say that as it was seven days in creation, so 
will it endure seven thousand years, which 
idea coincides with the inference drawn by 
our own divines from the prophecies) ; there 
are seven notes in music, and seven prismatic 
colors ; seven times were the walls of Jericho 
encompassed; three days 'was Jonah in the 
beUy of the whale, typical of our Saviour's 
descent for three days into the grave : man, 
made in the image <^ Qod, consists of three 



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parts, body, soul, and mind; the Sacred 
Trinity consists of three persons. Of the even 
numbers in the Bible which are favored, forty 
and twelve are remarkable ; forty days was 
Moses in the mount, forty days the Saviour * 
in his temptations ; twelve was the number 
of the tribes ; and twelve the number of the 
apostles. 

But in our creed of popular superstition, 
the number nine appears to take the place 
held by the mystic seven in biblical litera- 
ture. It is still pretty generally believed, 
among the uneducated community, that every 
nine years some great change takes place in a 
man's life, and the square, (81,) constitutes 
the grand climacteric, which once passed, 
there is no knowing where a man may stop. 
The eleventh chapter 6f Master Heydon's 
Holy Guide London, 1G62 treats of the va- 
rious properties of this wonderful figure, 
" how that bv nine Julius Caesar called up 
spirits and did what he pleased : how Gal- 
leron, by nine, went invisible, and had the 
society of a familiar genius.^' and divers other 
notable instances no less wonderful than ver- 
acious. In the holy wells in England, it was 
customary to dip the afflicted nine times for 
nine mornings successively. The familiar 
phrase •* a nine days wonder," and the nine 
lives popularly allowed to the race feline, are 
everjr-day instances of its use. Certain cu- 
rious mathematical properties of this num- 
ber, no doubt, origmaUy brought it into 
notice. 

OHIL.OHOOO. 

— Our old and valued correspondent, "H 
Penseroso," translates for us the following 
about childhood : 

«* What a rich treasure of delight has boun- 
tiful Nature offered to men of an appreciative 
mind ! Who can count the numberless shades 
it casts over different individuals and dif- 
ferent ages of life! The confused remem- 
brance of scenes of my childhood even now 
thrill me. Shall I try to paint youth, youth, 
when its heart first bums with the fires of 
sentiment ? In that happy age, when we are 
still ignorant of all but the name of inter- 
est, of ambition, of hatred, and of all the des- 
picable passions that degrade and torture hu- 
manity ? During this period — alas ! so fleet- 
ing — ^thc sun pours forth his rays with a 
splendor unknown in the rest of his existence. 
The air is more balmy, the fountains more 
limpid and reflecting ; nature wears a beauty, 
the groves have paths, that the hand of time 
screens in after years from his view. What 

6;rfumes are sent forth from every flower! 
ow delicious are the fruits ! In what bril- 
liancy of blue does the dawn robe herself! 
All women are amiable and true, — all men 
are good, generous and sensible: we meet 
everywhere with cordiality, candor, and dis- 



interestedness. Nature only gives birth to 
flowers, virtues and pleasures. 

Do not the cares of love and the hope of 
happiness make the heart overflow with sen- 
sations as lively as they are varied? The 
contemplation of nature's pageant as a whole, 
and in its details, opens to the reason an im- 
mense and pleasant scope. Soon imagination, 
floating over this ccean of gratifications, aug- 
ments their number and intensity ; different 
feelings unite and form new ones : dreams of 
glory mingle with the palpitations of love ; 
beneficence walks hand in hand with self love; 
melancholy comes, from time to time, casting 
her solemn pall over us, but changing our 
tears into pleasures, and the perceptions of the 
mind, the sensations of the heart, even the 
recollections of the senses, are for man ex- 
haustless sources of happiness." 

KRAWFieH~IANA. 

Some of the ** Chevaliers d*industrie," of 
Paris, are coming over to att^id the exhibi- 
tion of the industry of all nations at New 
York. 

Santa Anna has proscribed all the Mexican 
officers that surrendered to General Scott, but 
has not determined what shall be done with 
those who followed his own illustrious ex- 
ample, and ran away, 

Louis Napoleon seems very anxious to have 
*01d Nap' buried with theold foundersof dynas- 
ties. It would not be surprising if he (Louis) 
were to make a die nasty, some of these days 
himself. 

— As cambric handkerchiefs can be had at 
all prices from ** a fip" upwards, we re^)ect- 
fully suggest that all who have wept over the 
miseries of ** Uncle Tom" provide themselves 
in time to be ready for Mrs. Stowe's next 
book, '* aunt Emmy's hovel," and after that 
*' The latch string to the door of aunt Emmy's 
hovel." 

BUAO KQUAR08. 

— A black-guard, ** says the great Dr. John- 
son, is a cant word among the vulgar, by 
which is implied a dirty fellow of the mean- 
est kind." The derivation of this word is in- 
volved in some obecurity. In H. Hotpord's 
Defcnsitive, 1583, occurs the following pas- 
sage : — " as the blessed angels are minister- 
ing spirits, so the devil and his black-guards 
are the means and instruments whi(£ God 
hath used and employed in all times, either 
for the trial of the godly or chastisement of 
the wicked." Again in StanikurVs Descrip- 
tion of Ireland : " They are taken for no bet- 
ter than rake-hells, or the devils blade- 
guards." "A lamentable case," says Pul- 
ler, " that the devil's black-guard should be 
God's soldier's." From these instances the 
word would seem to signify " a fit attendant 
on the Devil." 



VERNON; OR, THE DRAMA OP LIFE. 



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WBAX lAT TOO, MaDOAP?"— /brfuAOT. 

gATVRDAYy JUNB 18» ISB/T. 



VERNON; OR, THE DRAMA 
OF LIFE. 

CHAPTER I. 

"Mm taaMtiMlly Intempente. JobUj fiyrMk the esteem 
of tiMdr fellow-ciUieiM ; becanee they di«qiudJUy ihemselTee 
tot every daty."— BexmE. 

Our Story is laid in the city of Philadel- 
phia : the time, the year 1831. — 

Into a room, or what may more properly 
be called a kitchen, we introduce our rea- 
ders. All kitchens are alike, inasmuch as 
the Tarious articles used for cooking purposes 
strongly resemble each other ; yet is there a 
marked diflerence in the quality of such in- 
struments, the nature of which it is useless 
for us to discuss here. One important feature 
howerer we must notice, differing as it does 
from that which now distinguishes our nood- 
eni kitchens ; and that was, instead of a range 
of iron work with numerous little doors, and 
ovens, which are now used for cooking pur- 
pofies. an old fashioned fire place, wi(h hugh 
togs of wood, blazing and crackling, graced 
tl^ department, to which we here introduce 
our readers. Beside that fire, on the evening 
in (question sat two persons whom we shall 
distmguish by name, Peter and Margaret. 
They were engaged in, seemingly a very in- 
tere^ing conversation, which we shall take 
Qp at a particular point, as it forms the be- 
ginning of our story. 

" Now Maggy dear, do not pout so, let us 
be friends at least. Why do you look so mel- 
ancholy, so woe-begone, have 1 done any thing 
to provoke all thisl 

"No, Peter, indeed you have not, but I am 
very k>w-spirited, I nave had dreams of a 
most " 

*' Pooh ! pooh ! is that all, I see how it is, 
Queen Mab has been with you." 

'' I know nothing of Queen Mab, but this I 
do know that a huge sender crossed my path 
not an boar ago, and then the death watch 
vac heard in my room the live lon^ night." 

** Nonsense, you are as superstitious as an 
Astiokiger — good gracious Maggy what is 
that?" Peter started up with a most tragic 
expression tm his face, uid gazed, as if fear- 
foUy alarmed into a remote part of the room. 
Maggy, whom oar readers will recognise as 
one M those whose minds are imbued with 
the q>irit of the age — superstition, sprang 
into the arms of Peter, and looking in the 



direction of his fixed gaze, trembling asked 
-t-** what is it Peter." That cunning fellow, 
having gained the point aimed at. of having 
the girl he really loved, in his arms, laughing- 
ly replied — ** Nothing Maggy." 

" How you scared me Peter, but, I know 
something dreadful is going to happen. At 
supper 1 spilt all the salt, and put the loaf of 
bread flat side up, and then the watch dog 
howled all the live long night and the cricket 
on the hearth, chirped the dead march in 
Saul." 

*' Yes I know all these things occur, and 
hark do you not hear the lone cricket now? — 
poor thing, it is a housdiold word, for death 

" Hush Peter, you make me shudder " 

** Well now drop this nonsense, let us talk 
of our marriage !" 

** Ah Peter this is asad world." 

" But our marriage ?" 

"Full of sorrow.^ 

« Our wedding day." 

*« Tribulation and wo !" 

"Our " 

" Marriage Peter, eh, yes, listen Peter, that 
cannot take place until 1 try two or three 
charms : it would be to brave fate itself— it 
would be to doubt the potency of spdls, and 
conjurations, were we to marry without test- 
ing their efficacy, and then Peter I want to 
ascertain if our marriage (as marriages are 
said to be,) was made in heaven." 

'*In heaven! Why Maggy, there mar- 
riages should end. But don't jest with me — 
to jest in matters of love is downright mur- 
der !" 

" I do not jest Peter, but our marriage can- 
not take place until I tiy two channs at 
least." 

"What are they?" 

" Hark, I hear Mrs. Vernon on the stairs, 
poor lady. " 

" Why do you call her poor lady? Is she 
not rich?" 

" It was, Peter, an unfortunate match, as 
all matches are, that are not sanctioned by 
the stars." 

"Why what are you talking about? Is 
not Mr. Vernon, a gentleman rich, talented, 
and handsome? does he not, too, treat his 
wife and children, and that orphan girl most 
kindly ? This is another of your superstitious 
fdhes." 

" Well, so he is, all this— but listen— what 
kind of company does he keep — have you not 
seen him frequently in liquor? and then the 
company he keeps, can such things last long 
Peter ?''^ 

" Why Maggy I must confess, there is 
some truth in what you say ; but that, you 
Imow, is none of our bnnness ; and vet are 
not our interests linked with those of the Ver^ 
noD^s, indeed Maggy I dioald bevery sorry if 



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the condnct of Mr. Vernon should inT^dre his 
DOW happy family in ruin and misery." 

'* So should I — Peter remore that winding 
sheet from the candle— quick — and hark, did 
you not hear the death watch."? ? ' 

" No, hut I hear the hdl." 



CHAPTER n. 

'* Of when w« swallow wIda, 
Tnioxlrating wine, we drink damnaUon : 
Ki^ed we rtand the pport of mocking flends* 
Who grin to lae oar DoUe nature yanquish'd, 
Subdued to beasts." 

C. Johmon'a Wife Heick. 

We now convey our readers to quite a dif- 
ferent scene, and in doing so, place before 
kbem the various characters who figure in 
our story, we beg them to examine tnirefully 
the motives, and characteristics of all of them 
separately, as we do not purpose to give their 
hidden acts to the light, out to let all of them 
gradually speak, aiKl explain their actions as 
we proceed. Our secona scene in the drama, 
opens in a public room of a Hotel, one of those 
fashionable drinking houses, which custom 
dignifta with the title of ** necessary evils," 
a file imposition on human life, and an ex- 
cuse for crime. At a table, filled with hot* 
ties and glasses, and a few delicacies artistical- 
ly fikshioncd for the stomach, sat two gentle- 
men. One was about thirty years of a^, ex- 
tremely handsome, and fashionably, if not 
d^uitfy dressed. The other was seemingly 
some ten year older ; he was equally well 
^othed, but around and about him, there was 
an air of inelegance, the absence as it were of 
good breeding, which at all times betrays the 
parvenu, if not the villian. They had evi- 
dently discussed the choicest portions of their 
fiire, and wei« now deeply enga^ in conver- 
sation. The younger of the two, in reply to 
some remark from the other, j^bserved : — 

<« I cannot see the necessity." 

** Are you so blind ? what have you at 
oommand to keep up that appearanceof wealth , 
the world thinks you possess." 

** Well, I may yet. My wife was considet^ 
ed the old man s heiress, and the will which 
was said to have been made — " 

** Was lost, that is admitting that such a 
will ever existed." 

*'It did exist, and we were wedded^" 

<* Aye, and that false beacon which shone 
arownd the dawn, and close of your honey- 
moon, has gone out, and all again is dark, is it 
not 80? 

« I must adndt, that my position is a folse 
one, and I cannot much longer maintain my 
•taiion in society in which name and supposed 
wealth have placed me. What am I to do?" 

** Sign this paper ? 

«« What is its character ?" 

** A compael a mere form, asortof oa*pirt- 



nership. Look here Vernon, there is no use 
of disguise ; I am a swindler ! nay start not, 
but listen — ^I belong to a gang, or more pro- 
perly speaking an association of men, whose 
schemes, and whose plans are so well matured 
and laid, that detection is impossible. The 
ramifications of the order are many, and in- 
tricate, stupendous! may say, for the amowit 
of our floating capital is upwards of one mil- 
of dollars !" 

" But I do not understand—" 

«* Listen— closer, there are several men in 
yonder recess, one of whom seems as if he 
were watching our motions, come closer — ^we 
are not actually robbers, properly speaking, 
we are speculators on popular credulity. 
Credit the great commercial swindler of the 
world, the incubus upon all honest trade, and 
Intimate business transactions, has of late < 
b«n reduced to a science, to attain a know- 
ledge of which for the purpose of gain, the 
swindler, as well as tbe honest trader applies 
himself most assiduously. We have reduced 
it to a science which baffles all, and laughs at 
what fools call and justice. Credit therefore 
under this new order of things has become so 
easy, that men, with but limited means, can 
obtain goods without difficulty in the various 
cities of the Union. With us means are but 
a secondary consideration ; all that we wai^t is 
a refirencc, 

**Awhat?" 

*' A reference : a man of some standing, aome 
wealth, one who is known and whose word 
has not vet been questioned. For tJu cihf 
of Philaaelphiaf tee want you! do yoo nnder- 
stand?" 

" Gracious heavens ! and you want me to 
be-" 

** A reference merely, the payment will be 
liberal, and prompt." 

*'And you, you Maitland, ask this of 
me?" 

"Why not — Waiter, bring us more wine. 
Is it not a mere business transaction ? The 
goods are purchased on youf recommendatiai, 
are sent out West, they are sold on joint stock 
account, and the first mvoice paid up prompt- 
ly, at the maturity of the notes. You of 
course are then exonerated from any after 
transactions. Our next purchase is made 
predicted on your first statement, and our 
punctuality in payment ; now whether the 
parties ever get the proceeds of the second 
purchase depends altogether on cmsumstan- 
ces— " 

'* A light breaks npon me, I comprehend it 
all." 

** That is well— by the way let that pass 
for the present, here is wine. How oomes on 
my Alice, my daughter as I call her, indeed 
Vernon I owe your charming wife much for 
the care «he has taken of her." 

" Adeline lores her as if dw were bw own. 



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UT 



Indeed she iB a cbftrming girl. But yon have 
iKTcr told me her history, Maitland f" 

" Some day I will, bnt not now: by the way 
is there not a yonng artist a frequent visitor 
at your house r' 

" You mean Howard ?" 

"Yes, — ^here is health to Mrs. Vernon— 
come, drink that, and then to a matter of bus- 
iness. Is tHbe not a Judgment out against 
you Vernon? 

*• You torture me, come let me pledge you 
in this, ah ! sparkling, glorious wine." 

" I did not mean to offend, but to assist ; if 
you refuse a friend, why, go your ways. This 
wine is indeed charming--4ook Vernon ! 

Vernon gazed for a mdment on the face of 
his companion, and in an under tone observed 
"Maidand, I will think of this; my affairs are 
indeed desperate, and the cursed influence of 
liquor is mastering body and soul ; even the 
bnghtness of intellect pales before its baneful 
power. Look at this glass Maitland ; see how 
Its contents glare and sparkle like the bright 
dew drops on an openmg flower. Look at 
these seeming gems glistening as it were on 
the peTludd stream. Thcr look indeed like 
diamonds, and yet how deceptive all! Be- 
neath the clean surface lies embedded a fiend 
of Hell : around and about it hissing serpents 
twine their ever changing forms, and basilisk 
like, charm the gazer to his ruin ! See, now 
as I raise the elass, there beneath that little 
ripple — ^look, Maitland, do you not see two 
fiery eyes? how they glare! back monster ! 
bacK, thou foe of man, thou fiend of ruin, of 
crime — of hell — ^back — ^back ! ' ' Gradually as 
he recedes, he raises the glass to his lips, his 
whole form becomes tremulous with emotion, 
and even while his fixed eyes are on the glass, 
he swallows its contents, and falls back with 
a convulsive movement, upon the chair. 

" Well, upon my word Vernon ; but you 
did it well, for having pictured a devil, you 
have swallowed him whole !" 

** What !*' exclaimed the half frantic man, 
•* did I swallow the contents of that glass — 
an— every thine ?" 

" Pmne wine boy, nothing else ; but now to 
hnajness!" 

" No — ^no— not now, to morrow — to mor- 
row!" 

*• Weil, I win leave you now, I may call at 
your house sometime during the evemng, un- 
til then fiurewell, — rememba* !" 

** Thank heaven ! he is gone. what a 
gulf is cjen to swallow me ! Would I were 
now to me and end this torture ; but no, my 
wife, my children, what will become of them? 
This man, this fiend, has woven around me a 
wd> of crime. Why is it that I permit him 
thus to insult. — and lead me on to ruin ? He 
has confessed his conneetion with a gang of 
swindlorB. The mjrsteryof his life is now 
made clear I cannot shake him off— I am 



weak, miserably so. What am I to do — 
which way to turn ? — madness, madness ! 
The wretched man covered his face with his 
hands, and wept, not loud, but he wept, 
tears of passion, rather than those of repen- 
tance. 

We have already spoken of another party, 
who were seated at a table in a sort of recess, 
and whose business seemed to be of a very 
different character from that of drinking. On 
the table lay numerous papers, plans, and 
various kinds of mathematical instruments. 
The man already alluded to, as having cast his 
eyes occasionally toward where Maitland and 
Vernon were seated, now arose and crossing 
the room approached the place where the lat- 
tar was sitting, as we have already described. 
He stood beside him for a moment, then pla- 
cing his hand upon his shoulder, he thus ad- 
dressed him : — 

** Excuse me sir, will you permit me to ask 
you a question ?" 

" Certainly Sir — if it be not an impertinent 
one." 

" Was that not Mr. Maitland, who a few 
moments ago left this room ?" 

Vernon gazed upon the person who thus 
spoke. There was nothing m his apoearance 
to create an idea of his being an officer ; on 
the contrary, he looked, as indeed he was, a 
mechanic. Having viewed him from head 
to foot, Vernon answered in a quiet manner, 
it was. 

"Indeed, I thought so." 

"Well, Sir, what is that to me?" 

" Much Mr. Vernon — ^you see I know you 
too, and excuse mc, respect you Sir — I am a 
mechanic, humble it is true, but even a poor 
worm can be of service to something." 

"WeU, Sir? 

" Have a moments patience, ISr. You seem 
afflcted — ^Excuse me — I am a plain man — but, 
sir, your afflction, whatever it may be, can- 
not, no — never can it be alleviated, by the 
wretch who has just left you. ' 

" A wretch ! beware. Sir !" 

"Aye, Sir, that's the word, — Beware of 
him ! were it not for a dying father's request, 
were it not that beside his denth bed I swore 
anoaih — the crimes of that man, ere this, 
would have been partly expiated in a prison." 

" What is this to me ?'^ 

" Much — ^if yon will take my advice — ^noth- 
ing if you refuse it. I, Sir, have known sor- 
row. My domestic hearth has been made sad 
and lonesome by the absence of one whose 
bright smile and gay laugh made all around 
joyous and happy, and death's shadow rested 
there, I — I — would not have mourned, and 
suffered, — Excuse me Mr. Vernon, my pur- 
pose is simply to serve you,— and that man-^ 
that Maitland — take tins card." 

"There is a name on it. Yours, I pre- 
sume?" 



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" It is. That Dame is a talisman ; at least 
it wiU be as one for 700. If that wretch, 
should ever presume on his power over you, 
or threaten you — show him that card. Watch 
his countenance when he reads the name. 
Observe him well, and mark its effects — fare- 
well, Sir. My task is ended. One word how- 
ever. Wine Mr. Vernon can never assuage 
grief— liquor can never quench thirst." Ere 
Vernon could say more, or ask for further in- 
formation, the man had disappeared. 

" Strange," he muttered — " I listened to 
that man as if he were my guardian angel. 
Honest, upright, and iust, he awed me into 
fear of myself. But this card, a mere name 
— Jokn W. Gilbert, Carpenter. ** I will keep 
it, tiie time ma^ come when I shall have oc- 
casion to try its power." He arose as he 
spoke, and mechanically seized the bottle. 
For a moment he hesitated: — then calmly 
idacing it on the table, he murmured as he 
left the place. **Wine can nevet assuage 
grief; liquor can never quench thirst. 



Chapter in. 



In 



** For nothing lotUer ean be i>inid 
UiAO to ftadj bonaehold good.** 

MlLTOH. 



It was a family scene. El^noe, and all 
that wealth can gather around the fireside, 
were there ; nor was it alone the richness of 
ftimiture nor the gorgeousnrss of tapestry, 
that made the scene more like one of enchant- 
ment, than of reality ; but of the industry, 
and rational amusement, in which the sevend 
inmates of that room were engaged, at the 
precise moment, we introduce the reader to 
them. An old gray haired man, was seated 
at a table instructing two children in their 
letters: a lovdy woman was superintending the 
labor of two charming girls, who seemed very 
anxious to please their instructress. At a 
centre table, busily engaged with pencil and 
paper evidently making a copy of some stric- 
ture, was seated a young man whose name 
has already been mentioned, as Howard, the 
artist. He was evidently not more than twen- 
ty-two vears of age. Elegant in person, 
l)eautiful in fikce, he sat there a living embodi- 
ment of Apollo. The youug lady, at least 
the oldest oi the two, we have mentioned, was 
a specimen of female lovliness ; h«r rich au- 
burn hair hung in ringlets around a neck as 
white as the purest alabaster, and as perfect 
as angds necks are ; indeed were it not that a 
rich tint of pure virgin blood occasionally 
mantled her cheeks, and bosom, she might 
have been Uken'd to those seraphs we read of 
in the woriu of poetic fancy. Her compan- 
ion, was some six years younger, and yet 
their united ages, could not have been more 
than twenty-one years. 



*' There, Anna dear, too have droimed a 
stitch." This was spoken by the eider of 
the three, to the younger. 

<' I will take it up mother, or at least 111 
try" 

'< Do so my darling, and be more careful. 
And Alice, how slow you get on with that 
embroidery, I am afraid your eyes are more 
engaged off, than on your work.*^' 

" ni work faster ma*am." 

" And why not call me mother, Alice ?" 

'* Because, because I feel, as if I had do 
claim to call any one by that sweet and holy 
name." 

* You have a claim, that of an orphan, — 
Alice, call me mother." 

" I wiU, I will." 

Let us approach the table of the gentleman 
and his noisy pupils. 

** Now Robept, let me teach you one other 
precept from this good Book ." 

" What is it, grand Pa ?" 

" Listen : and you James, lay aside your 
slate. '* Flower's arc to the earth what chil- 
dren are to their parents, beauteous, lovely, 
and good." 

<'Am I not good, grandpa? are we not 
both good to night" 

" To night, my children, you are indeed 
good ; but there are times you are inclined to 
be bad. That is by not obeying your parents; 
by pouting, crying and teasing. These are 
qualities, you, my dear children, should not 
possess, because, both of you are old enough 
to distinguish the good from the bad. The 
writer in that book says children are as 
flowers,* — so they are in sig;ht of God, for 
children are the it>ses of Paridise. How beau- 
tiful that is. In manhood truth and religion 
are the flowers that strew the pathway to 
heaven. My dear children, when, like me, 
you grow old, yon will look back as I do 
through a long vista of years, and regret as I 
do the many bright and lovely things cast 
away, for ^ mere bo^sh fiincy of some less 
holier, and impure object." 

"Grand Pa,T^ard Mr. Howard say the 
other day that the growth of plants was ac- 
companied with music. '< Is tliat not beauti- 
ful ?^' 

*• Indeed it is." 

" mother," exclaimed the delighted boy, 
'< do get Mr. Howard to tdl you ail about the 
music of nature." 

** What is this beautiful theory of yoore 
Mr. Howard ?" asked the old eentleman." 

** It is no theory of mine Mr. St. Clair, I 
was reading an article on music the other day, 
and found the idea incorporated in it. Sooe 
which I came across an oid book upwards of 
two hundred years old, and the same idea is 
advanced in it." 

'* A book, two hundred years old — bow I 
should like to see it !" 



A FRAGMENT— FROM THE FRENCH. 



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"Indeed Alice, so would I— remarked Bir. 
St aair." 

•*Then gratify jour curiosity, for there it 
ig." 

A rush was made for the rare work and 
eagerly all hands had h6id of it 

" Indeed," observed Mr. St. Clair, but this 
is a rare work. Here I hold a book, upon 
whom all that were engaged have passed 
away like shadows, — dust — dust — And this 
mnains ! wonderful is art — eternity is natur* 
U!" 

Howard, now took up the book, and re- 
queBtine all to be seated, sought the passage 
to which he had alluded — 

•• It was Plato I think who advanced the 
theory that the moving of planets was ac- 
eompanied with music. I was telling Alice 
the other day, that in all created things there 
was music, and that in the very growth of 
plants a pccular sound could be heard. Con- 
nected with the simple plant of the ♦* Wild 
Mandrake, there is a beautiful allegorical le- 
gend ; indeed it can scarcely be called so, for 
its formation gives the means of producing 
sounds, which its botanical classification fully 
explains.* It is said to breathe fonh at 
certain times the most plaintive sounds and 
mdancholy moans, indicative of pain and suf- 
fiaring. It is also said to utter, as it were, a 
wild shriek, if rudely torn from the earth. I 
menticm this, not as my belief, but merely for 
the poetic beauty of the legend, as I am in 
possession of no proof of its having any 
fimndation in truth." 

" How beautiful it is: I should like to try 
Uic experiment," exclaimed Robert. 

" No my dear boy, never destroy any thing 
that is of use or ornament for mere idle cur- 
iosity. That there is music allied to created 
things music of a wild, and yet harmonious 
character, I do not question : all things speak 
it— <all things proclaim it. Mr Howard will 
now read from that old book the passage 
spoken of. " At the request of Mr. St, Clair, 
Mr. Howard selected out the lines relative to 
the music of the spheres — and read : — 

"In another place of Greece there is a 
round close valley, encompassed with exceed- 
ing high hills : only on one side there is a nar- 
row entrance into it, and through the middest 
of it niunes a delicate streame : by the banke 
of which if a man stand, he shall as perfectly 
beure the musicke of the spheres, as if he 
were amongst them ; and the cause of this, 
br the inhabitants is thought to be the heigh th 
or the bills: which keeping in the sound, and 
Iniii^ng it down to the water, does by an 
aerial resultancy produce a most a reciprocall 
rewesentation of the divine harmonic.^' t 

Howard had scarcely finished the reading 



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of this passage when a servant announced 
"Mr. Maitland:" the effect of that name 
upon the countenances of all, was evident. 
Mrs. Vernon was perhaps the most collected, 
and telling the servant to show him into 
another room, she followed to receive him. 
The interview must commence the chapter. 

(GoDtinoed io number 87.) 
A FRAGMENT. 

FBOM THB FRBKOH. 

I once had a friend, but death has deprived 
me of him, seizing him in the beginning of 
his career, at the moment when his friendship 
had become a pressing need to my heart. — 
We mutually sustained each other in the pain- 
ful fati^e of war. We had but one pipe, one 
cup and one bed ; and in the unfortunate cir- 
cumstances that surrounded us, the place we 
inhabited together seemed another fatherland. 
I have seen him exposed to all the perils of a 
war, and of one most disastrous. Death 
seemed to spare us for each other : a thousand 
times his arrows fell harmless around him, 
but it was only to make me more sensible of 
his loss. The tumult of arms, the enthusi- 
asm of the soul at the sieht of danger, mi^t 
perchance have prevented his cries from reach- 
ing my heart. His death would have been 
useful to his country and a source of sorrow 
to his enemies. Even I would then have re- 
gretted him less. But to lose him among the 
pleasures of winter quarters — to see him ex- 
pire in my arms when he appeared full of 
health, when our bond of unity was drawn 
close again by tranquility and repose ! Alas ! 
I shall never console myself. But his memo- 
ry only lives in my heart ; it exists no longer 
among those who surround him, and have re- 
placed him : and it is this thought that makes 
the knowledge of his loss more painAil to me. 

Nature, alike indifferent to the fate of in- 
dividuals, puts on again the brilliancy of 
Spring, and adorns herself with all her charms 
around the country where he sleeps. The 
trees cover themsevea with their leaves and 
intertwine their branches ; the birds sing be- 
neath their shade ; the bees hum among the 
flowers : every thing breathes joy and life in 
the dwelling-place of death : and in the even- 
ing, when the moon is brieht in the heaven, 
and I meditate near that sad place, I hear the 
cricket gaily chirp from among the grass tops 
on my friend ^s tomb. The unnoticed destruc- 
tion of beings and all the sorrows that belong 
to humanity are counted as nothing in the 
great whole. The death of an intelligent 
man, who expires among the friends whose 
hearts he desolates, and that of a butterfly 
perishing in the calix of a flower from the 
cold morning air, are like two sparks in the 



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course of Nature. Man is nothing but a 
phantom, a shade, a mist that is lost in air. 

But the dawn begins to blanch the skies ; 
the dark thoughts that agitated me are disap- 
pearing with Uie night, and hope again lives 
m my bosom. No, He that fills the east with 
light, has not called forth such brightness to 
plunge me into the night of non-existence. 
He that has stretched around the immeasura- 
ble horizon — who has raised alofl these enor- 
mous masses, whose icy summits are gilded 
bj the sun, is the same being who has com- 
manded my heart to beat and my mind to ex- 
ercise its percepttons. 

No ; my friend has not lost himself in non- 
existence ; whatever may be the barrier that 
separates us, I shall see him once more. I do 
not found my hope upon a syllogism; the 
flight of an insect through the air suffices to 
persuade me of it ; and often the appearance 
of the country, the perfumes of the breezes, 
and some unknown charm around me, so ele- 
vates my thoughts that an invincible convic- 
tion of the truth of immortality enters my 
soul and fills it with devotion. 



^400RS ivieivioiRS, &o. 
— ^The Appletons of New York have pub- 
lished the fourth and fifth parts of this work ; 
from which we glean some interesting ex- 
tracts : 

" Left Padua at twelve, and arrived at Lord 
Byron's country house. La Mira, near Fusina, 
at two. He was but just up and in his bath ; 
soon came down to me ; nrst time we have 
met these five years ; grown fat, which spoils 
the picturesqueness of his head. The Countess 
Guiccioli, whom he followed to Ravenna, came 
from thence with him to Venice, by the con- 
sent, it appears, of her husband, Found him 
in high spirits and full of his usual frolick- 
some gaiety. He insisted upon my making 
use of his house at Venice while I stay, but 
coulil not himself leave the Ouiccioli. He 
drest and we set ofF together in my carriage 
for Venice ; a glorious sunset when we em- 
barked at Fusina in a gondola, and the view 
of Venice and the distant Alps (some of which 
had snow on them, reddening with the last 
light) was magnificent ; but my companion's 
conversation, which, though highly ludicrous 
and amusing, was anything but romantic, 
threw my mmd and imagination into a mood 
not at all agreeable with the scene. Arrived 
at his palace on the Grand Canal, (he having 
first made the gondolier row round in order 
to give me a sight of the Piazetta,) where he 
gave orders with the utmost anxiety and good 
nature for my accommodation, and dispatched 
persons in search of a laquais de.pUice, and 
his friend Mr. Scott, to give me in charge to. 



No Opera this eveoing.. He <nrdered dinner 
from a traiteur's, and stopped to dine with 
me. Had much curious conversation with 
him about his wife before Scott arrived. He 
has wtitten his menx>irs. and is continuing 
them ; thinks of goin^ and purchasing lands 
under the Patriotic Government in South 
America. Milch talk about Don Juan : he is 
writing a third canto ; the Duke of Welling- 
ton ; his taking so much money ; gives in- 
stances of disinterested men, Epaminondas, 
&c., &c., down to Pitt himself, wno, 

" As minister of atste, is 
Benoimed for ruining Great Britain gntlB.** 

"Dined with Lord B. at the Pellegrina 
What the husband wants is for Lord B. to 
lend him 10002. at five per cent. ; that is, 
give it to him ; though ne talks of giving 
security, and says in anj' other way it would 
be an cnivilimento to him ! Scott joined us 
in the evening, and brought me a copv of the 
Italian translation of *' Lalla Rookh.^' Lord 
B., Scott says, getting fond of numey: he 
keeps a box into which he occasionally puts 
sequins ; he has now collected about 300, and 
his great delight, Scott tells me, is to open 
the box, and contemplate his store.*' 

Byron, it seems, spoke slightingly of ^aks- 
peare ; at any rate Moore says of him, when 
alludine to the comedie^ of ** Ariosto :** 

** This puts me in mind of Lord Byron 
sajing to me the other day, * What do you 
think of Shakspearo, Moore ? I think him a 
damned humbug.' Not the first time I haw 
heard him speak slightingly of Shakspeare." 

Byron, it seems always went armed ; but for 

for what, is not stated. Moore says told 

him: 

" That, one day, travelling from Newstead 
to town with Lord Byron in his vis- a* vis, the 
latter kept his pistols beside him, and contin- 
ued silent for hours, with the most ferocioas 
expression possible on his countenance. * For 

God's sake, my dear B. (said W at last,) 

what are you thinking of? Are you about to 
commit murder: or what other dreadful 
thing are you meditating ?' To which B. an- 
swei^, that he always had a sort of pres^t- 
iment that his own life would be attacked 
some time or other ; and that this was the 
reason of his always going armed, as it was 
also the subject of his thoughts at that mo- 
ment." 

If Wordsworth was to be believed, Byron 
plagiarized from him. 

**27th. Wordsworth came at half past 
eight, and stopped to breakfast. Talked a 
good deal. Spoke of B}Ton*s plagiarisms 
from him ; the whole third canto of * Childe 
Harold' founded on his style and sentiments. 
The feeling of natural objects which is there 
expressed, not caught by B. from nature her- 
self, but from him (Wordsworth), and spoiled 



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151 



in tbe tnmsmissioii. 'Tintern Abbey,' the 
80«irce of it all ; from which same poem too, 
tbe celebrated passage about Solitude, in the 
first canto of ' Childe Harold,' is, (he said,) 
taken, with this differenoe, that what is na- 
turally exfsreesed by him, has been worked by 
Byron into a laboured and antithetical sort of 
declamation. Spoke of the Scottish novels. 
Is sure they are Scott's. The only doubt he 
e?er had on the question did not arise from 
thinking them too good to be Scott^, but on 
the contrary, from the infinite number of 
clumsy things in them ; common-place con- 
trivances, worthy only of the Minerva press, 
and such bad vulgar English as no gentleman 
of education ought to have written. When I 
mentioned the abundance of them, as being 
rather too great for one man to produce, he 
said, that great fertility, was the characteris- 
tk of all novelists and story-tellers. Richard- 
son could have gone on for ever ; his ' Sir 
Charles Grandison' was, originally, in thirty 
volumes. Instanced Charlotte &nith, Ma- 
dame Cottin, &c., &c.. Scott, since he was a 
child, accustomed to legends, and to the exer- 
cise of the story-teUing faculties ; sees nothing 
to stop him as long as he can hold a pen." 

• * * We talked of Wordsworth's ex- 
ceeding high opinion of himself: and she 
mentioned that one day, in a large party, 
Wordsworth, without any thing having been 
previously said that could lead to the subject, 
called out suddenly from the top of the table 
to the bottom, in his most epic tone, * Davy !' 
and, on Davy's putting forth his head in awful 
expectation of what was coming, said, 'Do 
Tou know the reason why I published the 

, White Doe in quarto V * No, what was it ?' 

• To show the world my own opinitm of it ' " 
We dose our extracts with the following, 

" here and there, throughout the fifth 



" Dined at Mr. Monkhouse's (a gentleman 
I had never seen before), on Wordsworth's in- 
Titation, who lives there whenever he comes 
to town. A singular party : Coleridge. Rog- 
ers, Wordsworth and wife, Charles Lamb 
(the hero at present, of the " London Maea- 
anc") and his sister (the poor woman who 
went mad with him in the diligence on the 
way to Paris), and a Mr. Robinson, one of 
tbe minora sidera of this constellation of the 
Lakes, the host himself, a Mecssnas of the 
school, contributing nothing but good dinners 
and silence. Charles Lamb, a clever fellow 
certainly : but full of villianous and abortive 
pons, which he miscarries of every minute. 
Some excellent things however, have come 
from him ; and his friend Robinson mentioned 
to me not a bad one. On Robinson's receiv- 
ing his first brief, he called upon Lamb to 
t«l hira of it. ** I suppose said Lamb, *' you 
•ddreesed that line of Milton's to it * Thou 
^beitcaiiM,leaatunder8tood.'" Coleridge 



told some tolerable thhigs. One of a poor 
author, who, on receiving from his publisher 
an account of the procee(& (as he expected it 
to be) of a work he had published, saw 
among the items, ** Cellerage, 3Z. IO5. 6c2.." 
and thought it was a charge for the trouble 
of selling the 700 copies, which he did not 
consider unreasonable; but on inquiry he 
found it was for the afler-TOom occupied by 
his work, not a copy d which had stirred 
from thence. He told, too, of the servant- 
maid where he himself had lodged at Rams* 
gate, coming in to say that he was wanted, 
there being a person at the door inquiring for 
a poet : and on going out, he found a pot-boy 
from the public-house, whose cry, of ** any 
pots for the Angel," the girl had mistaken for 
a demand fen* a poet. Improbable enough* 
In talking of Klopstock, he mentioned his de- 
scription of the Deity's "head spreading 
through space," which, he said, gave one the 
idea of a hydrooephalous afi'ection! Lamb 
quoted an epitaph by Clio Rickman, in which, 
after several lines, in the usual jog-trot style 
of epitaph, he continued thus : — 

*' He well performed the hosbend's, tetter's p«rt, 
And knew immorUl Iludibras by beurU' 

A good deal of talk with Lamb about De Foe's 
works, which he praised warmly, particularly 
*' Colonel Jack," of which he mentioned some 
striking passa^. Is collecting the works of 
the Duncian heroes. Coleridge said that 
Spenser is the poet most romarkable for con- 
trivances of versification ; his spelling words 
differently, to suit the musie of the line, put- 
ting sometimes "spake," sometimes " spoke," 
as it fell best on the ear, &c. &c. To show 
the difference in the facility of reciting verses, 
according as they were slcilfully or unskil- 
fully constructed, he said he had made the 
experiment upon Beppo and Whistlecraft 
(Frere's poem), and found that he could read 
three stanzas of the latter in the same time 
as two of the former. This is absurd. Talk- 
ed much of Jeremy Taylor ; his work upon 
"Prophesying," &c. C. Lamb told me he 
had got 170/. for his two years' contribution 
to the '* London Magazine" (Letters of Elia). 

Should have thought it more." 

* • • * • 

"Breakfasted with Rogers; Constable of 
Edinburgh, the great publisher, and Bowles, 
of the party. In talking of the craft of book- 
selling, Constable said, " Mr. Moore, if you 
let me have a poem from your pen, I will en- 
gage to sell thrice as many copies as the Long- 
mans ever did, even of * Lalla Rookh.' " Very 
encouraging this, and comes seasonably to 
put me in better conceit with myself. In 
conversing with me afterwards, he intimated 
his strong wish that I should connect myself 
with the "Edinburgh Review." In talking 
<rf Walter Scott, and the author of Waverley ,^ 
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BIZARRE. 



the same person. Bm had the original MS. 
of the novels presented to him hy the author, 
in forty-nine volumes, written with his own 
band : very few corrections. Says the author 
to his knowledge has already received more 
than a hundred thousand pounds for his novels 
alone. Walter Scott apparently very idle; 
the only time he Is known to b^n to study 
18 about three hours in the morning before 
breakfast ; the rest of the day he is at the 
disposal of everybody, and rarely retires at 
night till others do.'' 

* * * « * 

<' Breakfasted at Rogers's, to meet Luttrd, 
Lady Davy. Miss Rogers, and William Ban- 
kes, who gave, as an apology for his being 
late, a visit he had had before he was out of 
bed finom the Dean of Winchester, in most 
pious alarm about Lord Nugent ^s bill for the 
rdief of the Roman Catholics. Rogers show- 
ed us " Qrav's Poems,'' in his original hand- 
writing, with a letter to the printer : also the 
original MS. of one of Sterne's sermons. Re- 
markable, in comparing this with the printed 
one, to see how he had spoiled a passage in 
correcting it ; calling the Jews (instead of 
the '* thoughtless and thankless people," as 
he had it at first,) this '* ungrateful and pe- 
culiarly obstinate people" (or "peculiarly 
perverse," I do not exactly recollect the 
printed words.)" 
OKR^/lA^4 L.N'moe. 

— Messrs. Ticknor, Reed & Fields, of Boston, 
are the publishers of this book, which is got 
up in the style of their charming ** Thalatta," 
and the no less elegant " Smith's Poems." It 
is a volume filled with rare poetic genius; 
embracmg translations by Charles T. Brooks, 
Esq., of poems by Anastasius GrUn — the nom 
de plume of an Austrian gentleman, Count 
Anton Alexander von Auersberg, and a poet 
not unknown hero — as well as a large number 
of other (German lovers of the Muse. Gru'n's 
** Ship Cincinnatus" forms the principal poem 
in the book, and, we should judge, its con- 
version, by Mr. Brooks, into our own from 
the German language, was efiected in a most 
masterly manner. We should like to give 
extracts from this poem, but really we know 
not where to begin and where to end, all is 
so beautiful. One must read the whole poem 
to enjoy it properly. "We give the following 
little poem as a specimen of its author and 
translator, and shall follow it up with a few 
other extracts from poets whose works make 
the volume. 

THE BING. 

I mte upon a mountain, 

From homo-lnnd fiir «wny, 
Below me biUn and ▼alloyii, 

Meadowi and oornftelda lay. 

The ring ftom off my finger 

In reverie I drew. 
The pledge of fbnd affection 

She gare at our adieu. 



I held ft like a apy-flasa 

Before my dreaming eye, 
And, through the booplei peeping, 

The world bq(an to epy. 

Ah, bricrht, green, sunny mountains, 

And 1Md» of waTiug gold! 
In TOoth a lovely picture 

For such Ikir frame to hold I 

Here many a neat, white cottage 
Smilep on the wooded iite<*p. 

There scythe and slclde gllntan 
Along the valley's sweep I 

And fkrther onward stretehes 
The plain the stream glides through. 

And, (ix>undary guards of granite) 
Beyond, the mountains blue. 

Cltie", with domes of marble. 
And thickets, fi-esh and green, 

And clouds that like my longings, 
Toward the dim distance loan; 

Green earth and bright blue heaven. 
The dwellers and their land — 

All this, in one fiilr picture, 
My golden hoop-fhune spanned. 

Oh, fldrest of Air pictures. 
To pee. by Love's ring spanned. 

The green earth and blue heaven. 
The people and their land I 

TBAGIG HISTORY. 

There was a man. much grieved in mind. 
To think, his queue should hang behind; 
He set about to change it. 

How to begin ? — ^he *s puzzled quite — 
' I *11 Just turn round, then a comes rlgfat*-~ 
The queue still hang behind him. 

He whirls him nimbly round onoe more. 
In vain— Just as it hung before, 

1 he queue still bangs tebind him. 

Presto! be twists him back a)3in 
The other way. but all in vain— 

The queue still hangs behind him. 

Now right now left, behold him flirt : 
It does no good, it does no hart. 

The queue still hangs behind him. 

Now like a top, fwithout reliei:) 
He's spinuintr round and round : in briei^ 
The queue slill hangs behind htm. 

And, see, he still ppins round, poor wight! 
And thinks, at la^t 'twill bring thinirs rightr- 
Tha queue still hangs b^nd him. 

I AND THOU. 

I am the storm that Northward loves to floe, 
Thou art the moonlitrht on a tmnquQ sea : 
How can such I with such a Thou agree? 

Thou art the beam that lights the lily's eyef^ 
I the wild hsil that fh>m the black doud flloi: 
endless cha4>m that between us liesl 

I wild, inconstant, esrth's dark guest, and Then, 
With almost angel clearness on thy brow ; — 
Come, Love, and show thyf elf almighty, now I 

TWO LOVERS. 

A skiff swsm down the Danube's tide, 

Therein a bridegroom sate, and bride, 

Ho one sidey'sho the otli*-r. 

Tell mo, my dearest heart, saki she. 
What present shall I make to thee 7 

And back her little sleeve she stripped, 
And deeply down her arm she dipped. 

And so did he, the other sMe, 

And laughed and Jested with his bride. ' 

Fair lady Danube, give me hero 
Some pretty gift to plaase my de«r. 



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She drew • 9p«ridiii(t swoni itofli 
Ju»t such the boy bad longed tor, oft. 

Tbr boy, whnt btdds be in bif band! 
Of milk-wbiU* pearls a costly band. 

Be binds it round her jet-black hair, 
She looks a princess, sitting there. 

Fair lady Danube, giro me here. 
Some pretty gift to please my dear! 

Once more shall try what she can fbel ; 
Bhe grmspe a helmet of light steel. 

On his part, terrified with joy, 
Tiahed up a golden comb, the boy. 

A third time clntebing in the tide. 
Woel ahe &ll8 headlong o'er the rida. 

Ttie hoy learn after, clasps her tight, 
Bame Daoube snatcbea both tton sight. 

Dame Danube ftmdged the gtfta she gare, 
They moat atone ibrt in the ware. 

An empty Ait! plldes down the stream, 
The mountains hide tho sunset gleam. 

And when the moon in heaven did stand, 
Tb« loTers float4>d dead to land. 
He one side, she the other. 



OUO -TKSTAN/IBM-r. 



KiNOa OP THB 



— MeaBTS Crosby, Nichols & Co., have pub- 
lished a large ▼<^ume, with this title. Item- 
brtoes a series of sermons preached in Lin- 
coln's Inn Chapel, by Frederick Dennison 
Miurice, Chaplain of Lincoln's Inn, and Pro- 
fessor of Kings College, London. The author 
enjoys a yery high reputation, and the book 
wfll, unquestionably, he sought after by a 
large class of readers. 

FAXMK« BRIOMTHOPEB. 

— This beautiful story for young folks — and 
indeed for old folks, too,^-emanates from the 
pen of ** Paul Creyton." It forms a neat lit- 
tle volume : indeed, as to general mechanical 
betuty it is a credit to its excellent publishers 
Messrs Philipps, Sampson & Co., of Boston. 
Father Bnghthopes will be found a useful 
teacher as wdl as a pleasant companion. We 
We an idea, too, that his charming counsel 
tnd pure presence, will be courted by hun- 
dreds and thousands during the hours of re- 
Uution, of which we are inclined to enjoy so 
nnny at this present season. 

WIIjO JACK; OR. -TMK aTOL.■^4 OH*l.O 

~ Together with other interesting stories 
from me pen of Mrs. Caroline Lee Hentz, form 
the contents of a seasonable volume which 
oonjes finom Mr. A. Hart of our city. Those 
of our readers who are at the numerous re- 
sorts and who wish to entertain rather than 
instruct the mind, will greedil)r catch at it. 
And well they may, for it has merits, in its way 
which are very decided. " Linda," •* Eoline,**' 
" Rena'* and ** Marcus Warland," have made 
a reputation for Mrs. Lee Hentz, as a story- 
teller, which may well be pronounced envia- 



KOHO«« OF A 

—This book was published by G. P. Putnam 
&00m and embraces as is alleged, the re- 



membrances of an dd man. He says in the 
introduction that he is in his quiet h<»ne 
where the echoes of the past come ringing 
through the desolate chambers of his heart ; 

eeasant memories have cheered awa^ a weary 
mr and he would ring out their chimes 
again more cleariy and more widely — ** not 
with the loud, harsh clapper of the old bell 
in the church steeple, but m gentler vibration 
I would" says he '' swell the merry peal, at 
dawn, when the day is still young, the world 
an unopened book, and the pages of destiny 
unstained by a tear!" Old man, old man, 
you talk here like a very young one. Your 
story is not a bad one, however ; but, on the 
contrary contains much touching and well put- 
together incident. 

TMe oi-o A^40 tms nkw. 

— Or the changes of thirty years in the 
East with some allusions to oriental customs, 
as elucidating Scripture, by Willian Goodall, 
missionary in Constantinople, with an intro- 
duction by Rev. William Adams D D.." is 
the title of a work just published by M. W. 
Dodd of New York city. It is very hand- 
somely embellished, and got up throughout 
in a manner calculated to please a large class 
of readers, Mr Qoodall passed one half, and 
his wife more than one half, of her exis- 
tence in the East, both being absent from their 
native land one third of a century. He speaks 
of that section of the world hence with the 
best experience. 

THK YOUNO 1-4 OV* OU*OS 

— We have here a revised edition of New- 
comb's '* Guide to the Harmonious Develop- 
ment of Christian Character." It is a work 
which has already been received with great 
favor. The issue before us contains the ad- 
dition of an address on female education 
which has truly sterling merits. Indeed the 
whole book in its present form is greatly in- 
creased in value, both on the score of its ma- 
teriel and of its getting up. The author ori- 
finally wrote the worK as a directory for a 
beloved sister. He says, it is addressed to a 
particular class of persons, whom it is espcci- 

I ally designed to benefit ; but is not intended 
: to be read exclusively by them. The present 
revision is the last he contemplates. M. W, 
. Dodd, New York, Publisher. 

, TMK RAOe FOR RtOMKB 

I — Messrs. Lippincott Grambo A Co., of our 
I city have published " Dr. Amot's Race for 
I Riches, ana some of the pits into which nm- 
ners fall," with a preface and notes from the 
polished pen of Stephen Colwdl, Esq. The 
work embraces six lectures, the object of 
which, on the part of the reverend author, is 
to apply the word of God to the traffic of 
men ; and has passed through several editions 
in Scotland. As the American editor re- 
marks, the lessons it contains are as a[^- 



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cable here as in the land where they were 
first given ; indeed > wherever traffic is par- , 
sued, there are they appropriate. He in- 1 
dulges in some eloquent thoughts touching , 
the duty of man to man, as well as man to i 
God. He says religion does not consist sim* i 
jrfy in the worship of God, nor simply in be- ' 
lieving in God ; but in our duty to Uod and . 
our duty to man. He urges, and with truth, 
that our religious literature developes far more 
amply our duty to God than to man ; and he | 
wisms to bring the latter more fully to the 
attention of Christians. Mr. Col well is strict- > 
ly right in the views he gives on this subject, | 
mid we hope his excellent and well expressed • 
thoughts may be generally read, marked and 
inwimily digested. He takes the proper 
course when he urges chanty between man 
and man, as he does here. We feci disposed 
to wish him most earnestly God speed, when 
he proclaims that he intends to keep these | 
"contemned words," Charity, Humanity, Phi- 
lanthropy, before the Chnstuin world. 



#ur MwkljT §0ssip. 



— The Hakluyt Society of London has recent- 
ly printed for the first time " the Historie of 
Travails into Virginia Britannia," written by 
William Strach^, Gtent. the manuscript of 
which is in the British Museum. 

The following passage from this work pre- 
sents Pocahontas to us in a novel point of 
view. It is but right to mention, however, 
that the word wanton conveys no idea deroga- 
tory to the moral character of the Indian 
princess, but is used in the old sense of lively 
or sportive. 

** The better sort of women cover themselves 
(for the most part) all over with skin man- 
tells, finely drest, shagged and fringed at the 
skyrt, carved and colored with some pretty 
work, or the proportion of beasts, fowle, tor- 
avses or other such like imagry, an shall best 
please or express the fancy of the wearer ; 
their youngest women go not shadowed 
amongst their own company till they be nigh 
eleven or twelve returns of the Icafe old (lor 
so they accowpt and bring about the yeare 
(calling the leafe taquitock): nor are they 
much ashamed there(^, and therefore, would 
the before remembered Pocahontas, a well ! 
featured, but wanton young girle, Powhatan's 
daughter, sometimes resorting to our fort, of 
the age then of eleven or twelve years, get 
the boys forth with her into the markett place, 
and make them wheele, falling on their hands, 
turning up their heels upwards, whom she 
would follow and wheele so herself, naked as 
she was, all the fort over ; but being once 
twelve yeares, they put on a kind of seme- 
cinctum leathern apron (as doe our artificers 



or handy-crafts men) before their bodies, and 
are very shamefacH; to be seen bare." 

Pocahontas was only twelve years old when 
she rescued Captain Smith. Mr. Schoolcraft, 
in his ^reat work on the Indians, says that 
the artist who cut out her statue for the cap- 
itol at Washington has put' men^s leggins on 
the figure ! 

Lo^ng^s Pictorial Field Book of the Revo- 
lution has a good wood-cut of Pocahontas, in 
the dress of an English lady^, after she was 
christened and.call^ the lady Rebecca. It 
is unneccessary to mention that mnny of the 
F. F. V. are descended fiom her. The His- 
torical Society of Virginia ought to have a 
genealogical tree of her descendants prepared. 
• The following is a news-paper cutting from 
a number rdatmg to the American Involu- 
tion, lately received in this city from Lon- 
don. 

** A letter from an officer in Canada savs. 
that General Burgoyne's army wa»overioaded 
with baggage, women and cannon. By the 
consent and advice of Gen. Burgoyne and 
Gen. Phillips, the army was absolutdy em- 
barrassed by the immensity of baggage, num- 
ber of women and artillery. So much so was 
it that the army looked more like a Turkish 
army, with the seraglios of the Grand Signior, 
the Grand Vizier &c., than an army of Gen- 
erals and British. The American army un- 
der General Gates was a perfect contrast. Af- 
ter the surrender of our army. Gen. Gates in- 
vited General Burgoyne and the other princi- 
pal officers to dine with him. The iMe was 
only two planks laid across two empty beef 
barrels ; there was only four plates for the 
whole company ; there was no cloth : and the 
dinner, consisted of a ham, a goose, some 
beef and some boiled mutton. The liquor 
was New England rum mixed with water, 
without sugar ; and only two glasses which 
were for the two Commanders in Chief, the 
rest of the company drank out of basons. 
The officer remarks ** the men that can live 
thus, may be brought to beat all the world." 
After dinner General Gates called upon Gen- 
eral Burgoyne for his toast, which embarrass- 
ed General Burgotne a good deal : at length 
he gave General Washington ; General Gates 
in return gave the King. The American 
troops and the English troops shook hands to- 
gether ; and were in a moment perfect good 
friends. The English troops universally ex- 
pressed their reason that they were enemies,' 
and wished their enemies had been any body 
else. The Americans replied that they knew 
the English were not, in their hearts, enantes 
to America. The American troops were well 
clothed, had good knapsacks, were well ap- 
pointed, with mostly French arms, and wen 
excellently disciplined. While the officers 
were at dinner, the whole army were undo* 
armst and the moat exa6t order was observed. 



OUR WHKLT GOSSIP. 



IM 



After dinner, some of the Britkh officers, for 
curiosity, desired to be permitted to walk 
through the ranks, which was granted : per- 
fect siknce and steadiness was obetrred 
throQ^ioot. Some of our officers afterwards 
mm a regiment upon its march, and were sur- 
prised to see that they were as compact as 
toy n:giment th^ had ever seen in Europe. 
The American officers, in general, and par- 
ticularly the Crenerals Whipple and Grover, 
are highly spoken d for their genteel behav- 
iuur. When General Gates invited General 
Borgoyne and other officers to dinner, Gover- 
nor Siceene was going to partake with them, 
but General Gates o^red him to his quar- 
ters; which gave great satisfacticm to the 
officers on both sides.'* 

— The following account of the Londondeny 
fiunily is from a late Irish newspaper. It is 
probably more particular than any account 
famished by Burke's Peerage and similar oth- 
er works, and also more correct. The people 
of Irdand will be glad to learn how little Irish 
blood Castlereagh had in him. If the girl, 
Stewart, whom his grandfather married, was 
of pure Scotch descent (as she was of Scotch 
origin,) Castlereagh has not a drop of Irish 
bkiod in his veins : — 

" Okigin op the Londonderry Family. — 
The history of this famihr is curious, and me- 
rits particular notice. The real name is Gre- 
gor, the first of whom who figured in Ireland, 
WIS one Rob Greeor, a Scotch pedlar, who 
had been in the habit of trading to the county 
Down, in cast clothes : but having in a broil 
It the fair of Dunbarton, knocked out a man*s 
eye, he fled his country altogether, and be- 
came a pack earner through Ulster, in the 
service of one Robinson, a shopkeeper in New- 
townards, with whom heretofore he used to 
do his little traffic on his own account After 
a while Robinson died childless — ^leaving his 
shop and a bishop's lease of a couple score 
pounds a year value to his vridow who mar- 
ried Rob. They had a son bred to the father's 
and mother's business, who g^w up, and in 
poocess of time paid his addresses to a girl of 
Newtownards, of the name of Orr, a kmd of 
maatuamaker,, to whom the youth was at- 
tached by a prospect she was said to have 
from a man of the name of Stewart, her ma- 
ternal uncle, who had been eone some years 
to sedc his fortune in India, where, report said, 
ha had been successful ; and who at length 
died abroad, and left his neice a considerable 
property — so much beyond Gregor's anticipa- 
tion, that he even wanted assurance to oonti- 
nne his suit. The true-hearted girl expressed 
to a common fnend her surprise and re^n^t at 
her lover's absence in terms which modesty 
did not forbid, nor could decorum censure. — 
They were married, and Gregor thereupon 
' the name of Stewart, without license 



of the Herald's office-^noi so much in respeei 
to the memory of hia wife's benefactors as to 
gratify a pride from which the poorest are 
often found not to be exempt. They had a 
son, Rob or Robert, who was to be educated 
as a gentleman — now a great name — and who, 
in the process of time, was sent to the Tern* 
pie to study the law, or rather to eat his way 
to the bar. Stewart, the father, had pur- 
chased estates vnth Orr's money, and had 
gained some footing in the borough of New- 
townards. A great man in land, in the countv 
Down, at the time, was the Earl of Hertford, 
an English nobleman. To him our young 
Stewart became known, and actuallyobtained 
one of his daughters in marriage. His father 
dying he was now a man of property, with a 
great alliance— owner of a borough — in fiict 
one of us — and at length being raised to the 
peerage, became of so much influence that in 
the year 1790, his son Robert was a candidate 
for the representation of tho county Down, on 
what is humoix)usly called the popular inter- 
est ; opposed even to the powerful leading of 
the Marquis of Downshire, to whose servants' 
half, the grandfather of Robert would have 
had a difficulty to gain admittance. The 
son of Lord Ix)ndonderry was the famous 
Castlereagh ; or, as he was jocosely called in 
the county Down, Castle-rag, in allusion to 
the occupation of his grandfather, the dealer 
in clothes." 

— The last number of the Presbyterian Rc' 
view has an article entitled ** Young America," 
(rem which we select the following touching 
Melville's last work — the abomination of aU 
abominations, in the shape of romance— enti- 
tled ** Pierre or the Ambiguities :" 

" How any man, even if in some mad hours 
of excitement he had written such a book, 
could read the proof-sheets and not heave the 
whole mass upon the fire, we cannot con- 
ceive." ♦ ♦*»*#* 

** We would inquire whether it is at all ne- 
cessary to import Parisian novels, in order 
that we might have the French school full 
fledged among us, if such books as Pierre are 
to be tolerated as American literature ? 

" If it be asked whether we charge the au- 
thor with approving the conduct of his hero, 
and of any other character in Peirre, (for 
nearly every one is vicious or silly,) we reply, 
of course, in the negative. But there is in 
man a strange passion of sympathy and imi- 
tation. The constant familiarity with mur- 
der, produces murder: sensuality begets 
sensuality; a nightmare literature is both 
cause and effect of a vicious state of society. 
God creates the beautiful and pure in nature, 
he establishes it in his kingdom of grace. He 
* sets the solitary' in no unnatural and horri- 
ble position, but in * families,' And such 
; influences carried out benignantly, create % 



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pare and virtnous society. With all his fitults 
compare Dickens with Melville, the death of 
poor Jo with the death of Pierre, Esther Sum- 
merson with Lsabel. The one is the hreath 
of morning driving away the pestilence that 
walketh in darkness : the other, the enervating 
south wind relaxing our vigor, or the hot 
simoon of the desert, withering the nerves 
and turning life itself bitter within us. Mr. 
Melville is a young man. Let him listen to 
the friendly voices which urge him to a better 
path." 

— The Baycua Tapestry, we learn from re- 
cent French journals, hais been removed from 
Lisieux to the Louvre, in execution of a de- 
cree for collecting into a central museum, re- 
lics of Kings and Queens of France. This 
decree is ill received in the localities which it 
strips of historical monuments dear to the 
affections of the inhabitants. At Lisieux, the 
departure of this tapestry, so long the princi- 
pal attraction of visitors to the town, produced 
an agitation amounting almost to an emeuth, 

— The following books remain unnoticed : — 
"John Randolph of Roanoke, WUliam Wirt, 
Ac.," by F. T^.. Thomas, from A. Hart, late 
Carey & Hart, of our city ; ** Memorials of the 
English Martyrs," by Tayler, Layard's "Ni- 
nevah and Babylon," from the Messrs. Har- 
per, New York ; " Poems of T. B. Read," 
from A. Hart, late Carey & Hart, of our city : 
" The Div<Mx;ed Wife,''^ by Arthur, from T. 
B. Peterson, of our city : " Marmaduke Wy- 
vil," and the ** Grafted Bud," from J. S. Red- 
field. We would add that La3rard's Babylon 
and Ninevah, got up in beautiful style, by 
the Harpers, is pronounced by them to be the 
first American edition. Mr. Putnam denies 
this; so the two are at issue. 

— ** The Schoolfellow," for June, edited by 
Mr. Wm. C. Richards and " Cousin Alice," 
has been for some days on our table. It is 
now published by Messrs. Evans k Buttain, 
and appears to be more worthy of patronage 
than ever. 

— The Cincinnati Fen and Pcnct7 tells the fol- 
lowing good story : 

" Rather an amusing incident occurred the 
other evening, whilst a serenading party was 
going its rounds. The gentle musicians had 

chanced to stop before a mansion in St., 

and were putting forth their delightful har- 
mony, when the shrill sound of a female voice, 
which did not at ail chord with their music, 
'broke upon the midnight air.' The sere- 
nadcrs were startled ; they probably had ex- 
pected to see a white hand protruded from the 
window, and a boquet or two thrown to them, 
but when the cry of * robbers,' * thieves,' and 
* Oh ! where is my wig V fell upon their ears, 
they were sorely puzzled; but one or two 
bolder than the rest, ran to the door of the 
house, which by this time was opened from 



within, and an dderiy lady, emphaUcally 
bare headed made her appearance. It seems 
that while she was listening to the sweet 
strains of the singers, she became aware of 
the fact, or at least fended, that there were 
thieves in the house, and hence raised the 
outcry ; being a ' pensioner on the dead,' as 
fer as hair was concerned at least, she oilled 
lustily for her wig, not liking even to be seen 
by gentleman of the ancient profession of bm^ 
glars, with such a hold front V^ 

— A letter from BerUn gives the following de- 
scription of the trousseau of the Princess 
Anne of Prussia, who is about to be married 
to a Prince of Hesse Cassel. The trousseau 
of the bride has been on view at the King's 
Palace last Saturday, and to-day, and on ei^ 
day about 2500, most female observers, visited 
it. Of the two large rooms which the trous- 
seaus occupied, the first contained the hooae 
and body linen, laid out for the most part io 
twenty dozens, and twenty-four dozens, all 
marked with her Royal Highness' name, in a 
(to me) unintelligible letter, (twelve dozen 
pocket handkerchiefs had the Royal arms 
woven in them.) In connexion with the tra- 
velling couch were twenty-four dozen day and 
night chemises^ as many undress and night 
caps, and other incomprehensible and unmen- 
tionable articles in like profusion. The linen 
takes up three sides of the room, the fourth is 
occupied by tlie choussure, consisting of twen- 
ty-four pairs of silk and leather sSoes, and 
twenty-four pairs of stockings. In t he second 
room were gloves, embroidered handkerchiefis, 
collars, scarfs, hats, bonnets, artificial fiow- 
ers, &c., in bewildered profusion. To make 
all complete, there was a riding habit, twelve 
cloaks in silk and velvet, and, besides all these, 
the ball and court dre.<:scs, as well as the wed- 
ding robe, a diadem of brilliants, and much 
too many more things for me to enumerate. 
According to old practice here,jthe body of the 
wedding dress of white satin was not with the 
skirt and train, but is kept in the jewel cham- 
ber, where it is decorated with the crown 
jewels, and not brought out to Charlottenburg 
till the last moment. 

— The students of Uie University of Turin 
had Eesolved to erect a monument within its 
precincts to the memory of their comrades, 
volunteers in the Sardinian army, who fdl in 
the war of independence. 



OUR NK>A/ TALE 

— The tale 9( which we commence the publi- 
cation to-day, is from the well-known and 
highly-popular pen of Mr. James Rces. It 
will be concluded, probably, in three nunlbers. 
The scene of the story, it will be observed, is 
laid in Philadelphia. 



EDITORS' SANS-^UCI. 



157 



mjhtmmrr, 

— We treat o/ar readers this week to another 
poetical effort, from an anonymous corres- 
pondent: — 

TIm eve to ctlm, aercxie, and brlg^bt; 
There's yet one ray of holy light, 
Wbieb, Ung*i1ng In the glowlog weity 
Unwilling serau to rink to rest. 

But wxm afiir, on yonder pealL, 
That lingering ray in Tain weHl seek ; 
And. oh! what Krief on earth may reigU) 
Xre its purs Ught cornea hack again. 

A tear may flU a mother*! eye ; 
A tether's heart may heare a sigh; 
A rinter't cheek of rosy bloom. 
If ay wear a shade of dieerless gloom. 

A brother's eye that beams n> bilf^t, 
Uiefnrtnne's hand may seal with ni|^t, 
Before to-morrow's orient hue, 
KfTolgent bursta upon the view ; 

And thousands in the green of vouth, 
Kre mom, may lenm thiii Mul'nmg truth: 
All hnman happinees and joy. 
On earth, are mingled with alloy I 

NOT BOOKED UP. 

— The editor of the Mercury , in our city, 
gives to the wodd. in a late issue, the follow- 
ing: 

'' * MoKET MACES THB Mabb 00.' — The New 
York Tribune, which lately announced its in- 
tention to puff or praise no&iing without being 
foui for its golden opinions, has a review of a 
book of poems published by some Mr. Smith, 
of Boston. Tnis review occupies three cch 
hmnSf and was evidently written by Mr. 
Smith himself, or some of his particular 
fnends ; for, while the style of eulogy is ex- 
travagant, the quotations from the work — 
which are presumed to be the finest passages 
scarcely come up to the magazine standard of 
poetical excellence." 

The Smith, whose poems are noticed so 
much to the contempt of the Mercury by the 
Trihtme, is an Englishman; a writer, too, 
who, though but a short time before the 
world, already occupies a most commanding 
position. In other words, he has, as it were, 
leaped up to a level with the best rhyming 
genius of England, and has received flattering 
notices from her leading reviews and journals. 
Our own literati, too, with the exception of 
the Mercury, and one or two smaller lights, 
have given him a cordial welcome. The 
beautiful edition of Mr. Smith's poems, lately 
published by Ticknor, Reed and Fields, of 
Boston, has already been noticed by us. 

OAVAZZI A^40 FRKB SPBBOH 

— The riots in Quebec and Montreal got up 
to crush the free-speaking of this eloouent 
Italian reformer were truly disgracefol. They 
win, morover. unquestionably, weaken the 
cause of those by whom they were excited, 
while at the same time, they will engender a 
Ming in the United States calculated to lead 
to a renewal of the Boenea of 1844, when it 



will be remembered, the torch was api^ed to 
churches, and other diabolical acts committed. 
The people of our country will defend with . 
their heart's blood, freedom of conscience and 
freedom of speech. They care not by whom 
or by what, the disposition is shown to check 
the pure flow of either : let it be church or 
state, the result will be the same. Well does 
the New York Tribune assert that if Gavazzi 
is made the champion of free-discusion, he 
will be every where, in c^r republic, cordially 
welcomed and resolutely protected. The prin- 
ciple or cause which cannot stand a minute, 
detailed, and, even ardent and impassioned as- 
sault, must be a poor one. We are certain no 
principle or cause can be thrust down the 
throats of our people bv a brutal mob ; and 
least of all, a brutaJ mob instigated by those 
who are leagued with European tyrants : with 
despots who have checked the growth of Italian 
and Hungarian liberty. 

We take no doctrinal grounds in Bizabbb 
though we entertain decided opinions in the 
premises. We defend in our pages simply 
liberty of speech ; liberty of speech of course, 
always under law. We care not, neither, 
whether a man be a new, or an old convert to 
the doctrines he preaches. We are to pre- 
sume him honest, whether he be so, or not, in 
reality. We don't think it is charitable to 
condemn a man, because he has changed his 
opinions, because he is a new convert, 
whether, he be preacher or politician. Men 
have conscientiously and honestly met with 
an entire radical change, from the days of the 
Apostle Paul down. We trust no scenes, such 
as have disgraced Montreal and Quebec, will 
by enacted m our land : and at the same time 
we hope Gavazzi may continue to speak when 
and where he chooses. We advocate the same 
privileges for Archbishop Hughes, Gen. John 
Sydney Jones, Mr. Willian J. Mullen, Mrs. 
Fannie Lee Townsend, for all, all who are 
not guilty of treason to the constitution. 
We care not for parties, and have no partizan 
ends to subserve, Hence, we can speak free- 
ly, no matter who are listeners. We have no 
votes to gain or lose. Unlike Mr Greeley we 
need not commence an article condemning 
Gavazzi's anti-catholic opinions, in order to 
close it up with an approval of Gavazzi and 
free speech. There is not a political editor 
in the country be he whig or democrat, who 
dares speak out altogether his sentiments on 
such a point as this. He is forever prevented 
from giving free current to his views and feel- 
ings by the miserable fear of losing a few 
votes. 

«HAVK WB ROOK-FtSH AMONO US P*' 

— Thus asked a gentleman one morning last 
week, as he sto^ on Beverly wharf, after 
havine eaten a capital breakfkst at ''Joe 
GriffiUi's" hotel. <' You had better get your 



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fishing-tackle and see»" said a bve-stander. 
"True," replied the well-breakasted indi- 
• Tidual : and a few moments after he might 
hare been seen, completely equiped, with 
rod, line, hooks, duck pants, linen coat, Kos- 
sath hat, and a bountiful supi^y of sturgeon 
roe, for bait. He was all ready indeed, to 
cast his line into the slowly ebbing tide, which 
swept around the head of the wharf. And 
were there any rock-fish as aforesaid ? Aye, 
aye, certain ment ; in one hour our fisherman 
mid taken three dozen ! and he thinks too, that 
when he departed suddenly, there were a few 
more left. He could not pursue his sport : 
because it soon became no sport. In other 
words, news of his great success in pisca- 
torials rapidly spread abroad throughout the 
neighborhood, and in consequence, something 
less than fifty boys were fishing in the same 
waters, and raising a perfect Bedlam all about. 
And such apparatus as they brought along 
with them ! Whip-handles, bean-poles, lamp- 
wicking, clothes-lines; cod-hooks, perch- 
hooks, nike-hooks and phi-hooks ; and to hold 
bait, all kindS'Of household utensils, from a 
bushel'basket down to an old cofiee-pot, were 
put in requisition ! And Uius the sportsman 
in a trice found himself: hedged m on all 
sides by a heterogeneous crowd ; rigged out 
in a heterogenous style ; talking a heteroge- 
neous dialect, frequently altogether. There 
he stood, hemmed in by that mixed assembly, 
some with pantaloons, some as good as with- 
out pantaloons ; some ¥rith coats, some with- 
out coats ; some with hats, and some with 
caps, and some without either hats or caps. 
A few had portions of their linen, oozing 
from orifices before and bdiind, and flapping 
in the breeze, like so many flags oi truce. 
With that din in his ears, those articles of 
domestic crockery, those lamp-feeders, those 
cofiee-pots &c., scattered about beneath his 
feet, with those bean-poles, and whip-stalks, 
flourishing above his hetA ; could he, a ner- 
vous man. remain? No; emphatically no: 
with the three dozen aforesaid, he fled ; va- 
mosed the rcmche ; and we don^t know that 
he has been heard of since. 

sonMiBTMtNa Aaounr eNssziNQ. 

— St. Aubin tells us, that the ancients were 
wont to go to bed again, if they sneezed while 
they put on their shoes. Aristotle has a 
problem, ** Why sneezing from noon to mid- 
night was good, but from night to noon un- 
lucky.^' Eustatius on Homer says, that 
sneezing to the left was unlucky, but pros- 
perous to the right ; Hippocrates, that sneez- 
ing cures the hiccup, and is profitable to va- 
rious diseases. 

Pliny, Apuleius, Petionius, and a dozen 
others, have all something to say about it ; 
and Buxtorf tdk us, that '^sneezing was a 
■lortal sign, even from the firat man ; until 



it was taken ofif by the special supplication of 
Jacob. From whence, as a thankftd acknow- 
ledgment, this salutation first began, and was 
after continued by the expression of tcbindtattm 
or vita bona, by standers by, on all occaaons 
of sneezing." 

When his majesty the king of Minomotapa 
sneezes, those who are near mm salute him m 
so loud a tone, that the persons in the ante- 
chamber hearing it, join in the accUmation. 
In the adjoining apartments they do the same, 
till the noise reaches the street, and becomes 
propagated through the city : so that at each 
royal sneeze, a most horrid cry results from 
the salutations of his many thousand vassals. 
A somewhat different custom, prevails in 
Senaar, where, when his maiesty sneezss, his 
courtiers immediately turn their backs on him 
(for that time only) and give themselves a 
loud flap on their right thi^. 

In a scarce tract, by Gerbier, master of the 
ceremonies to Charles the first, Oxford, 1665, 
he gives as a rule of good-breeding ; ** Is not 
the customc, when a prince doth sneeze, to 
say, as to other persons, Dieu vous ayde, God 
help you, but only to make a low rever- 
ence." 



e-rcRv, 



— It is probable, that all <^ our readers who 
visit Franklin Square — at this season a most 
ddightful resort, — have seen two sLngnlar 
birds, which are domesticated there. They 
are Marsh hens, and live almost exclusively, 
when in their native haunts upon fish. Being 
brought to the city, their diet is necessarially 
partially changed. It nevertheless consists 
of a preponderancy of fish, but as a general 
thing, of only such fish as Market street af- 
fords ; and hence, fish which at times, are 
not altogether the freshest in the world. Now, 
a gentleman of our acquaintance — Col. Ward 
of the Sunday Ziedger— commiserating the for- 
lorn condition <^ these hens, resolved when 
he next drove out to the Wissahiccon to bring 
them in a supply of fresii cat-fish. To resolve 
with the Colonel, is to do ; so the fish were 
obtained and placed in the beautiful fountain 
of the square, where the hens could help 
themselves at liieir pleasure. And they did 
help themselves ; the poor " catties'* had no 
peace from the moment they were transfcred 
to the sparkline water of the fountain basin, 
but were caught up, one after another, and 
swallowed with as much ease, as Jonah was 
swallowed by the whale. The Colonel rather 
repented of his efforts to treat them with fre^ 
fisn from — ^not Helicon — but the pure still 
waters of the Wissahicon, when he observed 
the unmerciful greedy havoc which they 
made with the poor '* catties ;'* so fiur as be 
is concerned, is resolved that they shall here- 
after obtain their food firom the maricets, and 
like every body else. 



EDIT0B8* SANS^OUCI. 



IM 



AMUSKMKIsrr». 

— Manager Perhaan has added a large num- 
ber af TiJoable articles to those which were 
ooi drawn at the last distribution and thus 
offers inducements for the sale of all of the 
original gift tickets he has on hand. A new, 
and the third distribution commenced under 
the new arrangment on Wednesday, the 15th., 
and is to be continued until the night of 
Saturday the 18th inst. The Panorama of 
California itself will be exhibited until July 
2d., when it will be sold at auction, the gen- 
Ueman who drew it, — a native of Boston — 
hamg concluded to dispose of it in this 
waj. Dr. Valentine remains and adds his 
fonnj stories to the evening's entertainments, 
and Mr. Stalcup will remainas delineator. 

— Sanpord's Ethiopian Opera Compant, 
take possession of their New Opera House in 
Twelfth street below Chestnut, early next 
month. They have been singing in town with 
great success, and may be heard all the week 
at Concert Hall. On Thursday evening San- 
ford the manager was to have a benefit, while 
he has tendered the free use of his company 
to Bfr. Andrews, the lesse of the Hall, for 
Saturday the closing night. 

WHO !• HOLAKRP 

—Asks a correspondent : Dr. Holder we re- 
ply was a successor of Purcell a distinguished 
oomposer attached to the court of Charles H. 
and with Doctors Aldrich and Creyghton, en- 
joyed considerable reputation as an amateur 
in church music. We are not now aware> 
when or where, Simpson flourished, nor indeed 
the other gentleman who figures in the musi- 
cal dtique to which our correiqpondent alludes, 
rr IS A FAOT. 

— That the real name of the authoress of 
that very popular work The Wide Wide World. 
which purports to be written by Elizabeth 
Wetherell, is by Mrs. Waters. The small work, 
entitled Little Things, published at Edin- 
toth, of which 20,000 copies have been ai- 
re*^ sold, is the production of Professor 
WUsm. That excellent little work Wornan^s 
ifijfion, is written by Miss Lewis, school- 
mistress of Bamsbury, England. 

CHARLJIS X. 

— When Charles was young, a courtier was 
mtiMng in his presence the sermon of a 
preacher who had been complaining of the 
maimer in which prisoners were treated be- 
fon tnaL The courtier observed, that such 
tnatnent was merely the anticipated punish- 
ment of their crimes. The young Pnnce 
suddenly interrupted him, exclaiming, "Be- 
fore trial, how can it be known that they are 
guilty 1 That is a fact which the sentence 
aiooecan establish.'' 



— TiM ^'Unele Tomaiy'' ezcttement still 
keeps op in England, though some of the 



Bxnre saosiVIe people aro fretting ashamed of 
it The movers in this agitation show a lit- 
tle m(nre leal than discretion, The whole 
abolition movement is dishonest. It has d(me 
nothing to benefit the slave. It has retarded 
emancipation. Its only obiect is to create 
excitement and sectional fedung. 

** And joQ thtll find, tmoe pufvioos to tbeir mot. 
Small dilTdsraice 't^lxt tha JUtotoio anjjl the braU.** 

vsmia-aADSN, «M. 

— It will be a long time before our watering 
places become as beautiful as Weis-Baden, 
Baden Baden, Europe, where all the grounds, 
are laid out in the most tasteful manner, be- 
ing adorned with roses and other flowers in 
the greatest profusion. Tou may sometimes 
walk or ride for hours under the grateful shade 
of beautiful trees, and near large beds of the 
scarlet Geranium— or you may sit beside a 
beautiful lake filled with enormous carp, some 
of one hundred years old, they say— or you 
may lounee in ue stately Kursaltt with its 
marble columns, magnificent mirrors, &c. — 
or you may walk beneath the coUonades, 
where rich t)ijouterie, books, Bohemian glass, 
and a variety of elegant goods are for sale : or 
you may dnnk, or rather sip, the water al- 
most hot enough to boil an egg. It tastes at 
Weis -Baden like chicken broth. Our own 
watering places will improve, by-and-by, 
when competition spurs on the proprietors. 

FI^4B ARTe. 

— The notice df paintings at the Academy, 
which we last week promised, have not yet 
reached us. We hope to obtain them in time 
for oar next number. 



— A correspondent writes us: — "I |)erceive 
that al^ has been sent, byAmericans, in large 

Suantities to the Dublin World's Exhibition. 
Tow, as you know every thing, pray tell me 
what is alg» ?" 

We reply: Alne is a plant which grows 
both in salt and fresh water, and which is 
vulgarly called sea- weed. Brandt says it 
comprehends, in the division Zoospermeao, 
some of the lowest'known forms of vegetable 
Ufe, plants consisting of simple cells, a&ering 
in difierent degrees and emitting, at maturity, 
spores, or seeds, which have a mstinct animal 
motion. We have seen some beautiful collec- 
tions of alg», as we doubt not has our corres- 
pondent ; but they were shown to him under 
their common name of sea-weeds, and not 
under the tedinical one, with which they 
figure in books. 
ANsooonriOAl-. 

— A gentleman in the country, who had put 
aside two bottles of capital ale, to recreate 
some friends he expected to dine with him, 
diseoverad, just helore dinner, that a gretA 
Irish servant hadMnptitdtbim both. **Sooii» 



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drel !" siid tbe mftster, ** what do yoa mean 
by this ?" ** Why, sir, I saw plain enough 
by the clouds, that it was going to thunder, 
so I drank up the aJe at once, lest it should 
turn sour : there's nothing I abominate like 
wastin'." Fuseil when he failed in any of 
his serious caricatures, used to complain that 
nature put him out : and the sluttish house- 
maid, wnen scolded for the untidiness of her 
chambers, exclaimed, '*I'm sure the rooms 
would be clean enough if it were not for the 
nasty sun, which is always showing the dirt 
in the comers." 

— We overheard once the following dialogue 
between an alderman and an Irish shop lifter : 

** What's gone of your husband, woman?" 
" What's gone of him, yer honor I Faith, 
and he's gone dead." 
•' Ah ! Pray what did he die of?" 
"Die of, yer honor! he died of a Friday." 
** I don't mean what day of the week, but 
what complaint." 

** Oh ! what complaint, yer honor ; faith, 
and it's himself that did not get time to com- 
plain," 

" Oh, oh ! ay— he died suddenly ?" 
" Rather that way, yer honor.'' 
" Did he fall in a fit ?" No answer. 
" He fell down in a fit, perhaps ?" 
"A fit, yer honor ! why no, not exactly 
that. He — fell out of a window, or through 
a cellar-door— I don't know what they call 
it." 
" Ay, ay ! and broke his neck." 
" No, not quite that, yer wordiip." 
•* What then?" 

** There was a bit of a string, or cord, or 
that like, and it throttled poor Mike." 

ORAWFieH-IAIMA. 

— Stmptoms op Earthquakes.— Crawfish 
says he fears a dreadful catastrophe will 
shortly befall our city, as he observes several 
enormous rents in Chestnut street, and hears 
they are increasing. 

— A RARA AVIS IN TERRA. — The block stpon 
appears to be quite a lion with the English 
aristocracy: while Queen Victoria recently 
entertained a negro preacher. Crawfish thinks 
in consideration of their color, they should 
claim from Madame Vic. the honors of knight- 
hood. 

— Sweeping the Streets. — Our City Fathers 
pay men to sweep the middle of the streets 
with birdi brooms. Our fiiishionable ladies 
sweep the side-walks with their dresses, for 
the benefit of French manufactories. 

— Under European governments, where the 
people are but tne servants of their sovereigns, 
they sometimes show a disposition to be mas- 
ters ; but in this country where the peofde 
are sovereigns, they show a great anxiety to 
be " the servants of the pec^le." 



— The New York Exhibition of the Indostry 
of all Nations will open on the 15th of Joly. 
It is said there is already considerable at exhi- 
bition ; particularly on Sundays among rum- 
sellers and police officers. 

— Kit Crawfish says there are some g^^eat 
hypocrites in the world; even among the 
seemingly pious. In fact their is hardi j a 
church in the country that has not a great 
nave in it. 

— ** A European correspondent" says there is 
trouble bremng in the £05/, and thinks a war 
between the great powers would be followed 
by a rising in Hungary and Italy. 

— A woman was recently brought before a 
magistrate, charged with pilfering. On being 
asked how she got her living, she replied, by 
washing and t rolling; but his honor felt in- 
clined to diS'ptUe-her assertion, as it appeared 
that she also did a little stealing. He there- 
fore ordered her to be lead away to durance 
vile. 

— "England expects every man to do his 
duty,^^ as the excise man said when he caught 
the smuggler with a pack of tobacco. 

The Roman Catholic priests endeavour to 
prevent the reading of the Bible : but the 
people will read it. Protestant preachers try 
to persuade the people to read tne Bible, and 
the people wont do it. 

— Col. Maurice, 123 Chestnut street, has a 
fine stock of stationery, which he is constant* 
ly increasing. Many of the leading merchants 
deal with him. His prices are invariaUy 
low : indeed, the motto of the Colonel, ever 
since he commenced business, has been '* low 

{>rices and quick sales." He is well calon- 
ated to succeed. Few, indeed, could have 
started business, as he did, without capital, 
and so soon have attained the promineaoe 
which he enjoys. 

— Messrs. Burton and Laning, Arch above 
Sixth, have recently imported some beautifdl 
French papers, wnich we invite our very 
tasteful readers to call and examine. 

— Wolfe's Schibdam Schnapps is nnmieB- 
tionably, a superior article of Holland Qia : 
well worthy all the good things which are 
said of it. It is extracted from the Juniper 1 
fruit, and finds its home in Mr. W's bottm, ' 
the very juice of the berry itsdf. We direct 
attention to an advertisement of this article, 
which may be found in our columns. It is for 
sale in Philadelphia by all the principle drag- 

S'sts. We should add, that we have known 
r. Wolfe for ten or fifteen years |»a8t, and 
are thus enabled to declare that he is incapa- 
ble of imposing upon the public. 



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BoMaam, wbas SikT tov, UASOAfr'^Farquhar. 



nam. 



rO« TD WKU BfMNG 

SATURDAY, JI7HB J»5, 1863. 

VERNON; OR, THE DRAMA 
OF LIFE.* 

CHAPTER IV. 

"WMehlf tbeTfllftfn? Irtmeseehifleyw: 

HuI when I note auother man like him, 

I aaj aTeid him." Much Ado ^c. 

Mrs. Vernon, haying received her evidently 
onwelGome guest, with a lady like demeanor, 
him no time to act the hypocrite by pro- 
: sentiments unworthy a man, and that 
mftn her husband's friend, but commenced 
the oonyersation with — "Now Sir, your busi- 
ness? 

"Rather abrupt madam, I would " 

"Mr. Maitland, the least we have to do to- 
gether the better. I cannot disguise from 
TOO Sir, the fact that your presence here is 
hstefol, aye Sir that is the word — hateful, not 
only to me, but those who are near and dear." 

"Do you include your husband and Alice, 
my Alice in this harsh word ?" 

"No— Alice is all sweetness, all love and 
iffection, and I would not that her young 
heart should ever engender feelings — such 
feeUngs as I have, and cannot control toward 

"Indeed madam you are plain, will you be 
kiod enough to enumerate some of my bad 
qualities ?" 

*'Mr. Maitland, I will not again refer to one 
Kene, your conscience if you have any, can 
re»^ recall, apart from that, you are a man 
destitute of that nice sense of honor and vir- 
tue, which ever distinguishes the gentleman, 
ukI the christian." 

" Thank you madam, and I am delighted 
that you have afforded me an opportunity of 
hoDg equally plain with you. That I have loved 
yoQf the scene you recall, is a proof, that I am 
still your friend, my being here now is evi- 
dence." 

"Your love! your friendship ! base fiend, 
ia what act of mine did you ever discover one 
n^y <kf hope to light up in your heart such a pas- 
<ioQ? If contempt, if loathing, scorn, and 
>U the bitterest feelings of outra^ virtue, 
coostitute my love for you, then indeed can 
m claim itr-Sir it is yours ! Love thee ? 
Why I would rather starve, bes , aye steal and 
^iMa» a slave to tyrant law than harbor one 
fccfiilg of a trader nature toward you. 



(OMilMed Ihn pact 140.) 



'*Go on Madam, I am patient, and can 
await the end of your lecture, go on, you see 
I am calm !" 

**I have spoken the sentiments of my heart 
Sr, they have been my torment, they are now 
my relief— you have heard them. As yet, my 
husband knows not the extent of your vil- 
lainy, but the time will, nay, must come, 
when he shall know all." 

** When that time comes, Madam I shall 
be better prepared to deal with your husband. 
But no more of this ; your display of Lucre- 
tian virtue is all very fine, but it avu'ls not 
with me ; you shall yet be mine, — and to 
gain that end, I will accomplish the ruin of 
your husband, and to the utter destitution of 
yourself and family ; aye madam, you are in 
my power ; husband, children— all— all " 

"Fool, do you think because your schemes 
have stripped us of wealth, that you have 
power over mind — can you crush that ? Pover- 
ty Sir, is no crime, nor is it a state of which 
virtue need be ashamed. It is but a misfor- 
tune — and the man who would rejoice in the 
misery and suffering of the poor, and the 
houseless, is so far beneath the objects of his 
vengeance, that he cannot soar high enough 
above the pollution into which he has fallen, 
to inflict his enmity upon them. Away Sir, 
I would be alone." 

" Not so fast madam, one word — ^If you are 
determined to bring ruin, and disgrace upon 
your husband, dare my power. If you wish 
to see him dragged to a loathsome prison, 
scorn me. If you would see him sink gradu- 
ally down into the scale of human misery, 
crime, and madness, spurn me. Do it — — 
Madam, and wo ! to you, and yours !" 

"What? can such a thing as thou, dis- 
grace my husband? — and — " a sudden 
thought seemed to enter her brain at that 
moment — she started, as if the horrid picture 
her tormentor had drawn, was flashing before 
her eyes, " Gracious heaven !" she muttered, 
** now I recall my husband's actions, sleepless 
nights, troubled looks — all, all seem to tell me 
that this fiend speaks some horrid truth — " 

" You seem troubled madam ?" 

" Your words Sir astonish me, but they do 
not change my opinion of you — the misery you 
picture may come, but we can bear it — ^wretch- 
edness may be ours — crime never !" 

" Be not too sure of that madam — ^poverty is 
an excellent mechanic, it can carve out of the 
purest soul, the worst of crimes." 

" Base man how now Margaret?" The 

door suddenly opened and that worshipper of 
the Goddess Superstition, rushed into the 
room, exclaiming " Oh, dear Madam — a huge 
spider a — I ask pardon, ma'am. Sir, but Mr. 
Vernon has just come in that's all." 

" Then madam I will wait upon your hu»- 

I band, and remember — words of bitterness, 
eiUier from you, or others, have always more 



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trath than poetry in them, your obedient ser- 
yant." So saying with a bitter smile upon 
his line he left the room. Margaret, who bad 
gazea in some astonishment at his departure, 
and heard the words he spoke, looked at her 
mistress, and expressed her delight, in thus 
bein^ rid of a "huge spider, and the " death 
watch." 

" Margaret, you must have heard our voi- 
ces, what brou^t you into the room so sud- 
denly ? 

** Dear madam— I know that bad man, I 
heard your voioe, and I thought he might in- 
sult you.*' 

** Kind girl, yes Margaret I do require aid 
and assistance, we are, 1 am afraid, surround- 
ed with danger, come to my room, and I will 
tell you more, I do want a friend." 

'* There goes a kind and good woman. I 
know there is danger, I heard last night the 
most awful crash in my room, and the cricket 
has raised its notes six octaves higher, and 
chirped out of tune at that. This they say is 
a sign of horrible discord. Ah : there stands 
the laige mirror, now that I am alone, I will 
try the charm. They say if a person stands 
before a glass and pull three hairs out of the 
head, the very moment the third is plucked ; 
the man she is going to marry will be seen 
looking over her shoulder." At the moment 
Margaret uttered these words Peter entered 
the room, and hearing her voice, and the 
words, stepped aside. Margaret with a slow 
and stealthy step, approached the vast mir- 
ror which stood immediately in front of her — 
** Dear, dear, but I am afraid, I — I tremble 
all over — but here goes — " She raises her 
hand, plucks a hair, and starts back — *' Oh ! 
dear what's that ? 'tis noting, well that is 
one, now for the second. I shall faint — dear 
me—there— now," pulls another, " that is 
two," ** hark I hear a groan, eh ! what's that, 
dear me it is that old cricket— now the last. 
What's that? a mouse, only a dear little 
mouse, what a dunce I am — ^now for the last." 
She tremblingly approaches the glass, as she 
is in the act of pulling the hair : Peter steps 
immediately behind her, she raises her head, 
ives one scream and hjla into the arms of 



CHAPTER V. 

"WKbthMeoDTOTsliig, I IbrsetaUttiM; 
AU seMOiu tad ttMir ohaage, tU pkase aUkt.** 

MUton. 
« Miiftntuiit brings ■orrow enoocb.'' 

Queen of Arragon, 

Our readers, no doubt have long since ui- 
ticipated a love scene between Alice and 
Howard. Howard was a young man of real 
genuine talent, he loved the glorious art, he 
had adopted for a profession, &r its sublimity 
and beMitj ; and labcved assiduous^ in it 



as the means of suiqwrt Poor, buv 
ing genius of a high order, he commaaded 
that respect which too frequently is paid to 
weidth alone. He was now just on the eve 
of embarking for Italy, he loved Alice, and 
she, if she k)ved him at all, it was with the 
warm affection of a ^ster, rather than that 
indescribable feeling which overtakes a young 
heart in its first love. Indeed she was too 
young to form any such engagements, and yet 
she never felt so happy, as when she was in 
company with Howard, We now introduce 
them to our readers, as they are standing in 
the haU. 

*' And so you leave us Mr. Howard for a 
long — long time ?" 

'* Indeed Alice I can scarcely tell how long 
I shall be absent, but of one thing be assured ; 
my anxiety to return will much accelerate the 
business which calls me hence. And dear 
Alice — ^I must call you so— the story of your 
young life, will be to me as the first page in 
my heart's history. Alice I love you ; nay 
do not start, I know that your pure bosom 
never harbored any other passion than that 
of love and affection. But mine, dear Alice, 
is of that character I would have you expe* 
rience ; I would ha^ you feel not a sisterly 
love for a brother, but one equally dear but 
warmer— I mean the love of the heart." 

'■ Can there be a love more dear than that 
of a sister's ? 

'^ Yes, a love that can never change, a love 
that makes its votary forsake Father, Mother* 
brother and sisters.' 

" This is strange !" 

" Alice it is true, will you promise to think 
of me when I am fiur awaY ?'' 

*'I will promise: for I know that I wiE 
think of you often." 

'* And will you remember what I have said,, 
that my happiness is in your keeping? ib 
when I return, I shall claim you as my Mde.' 

** Mr. Howard — I— I — a poor orphan, 
you " 

"A poor Artist." 

" I am so young." 

** You will be older when I return." 

"But still an orphan!" 

** That name, Alice, is as dear to me as if 
your own. Will vou, Alice, remember me| 
and also what I have said ? I am aware| 
Alice, no, I am not — that you consider yoor^ 
self a child ; children never forget IdndneBflf 
youth never forgets love, it is the first dawi 
of heavenly sunshine on the human heart". 

" I will remember all your kindness." 

" Spoken like a child. ''^ 

" WeU, I will never forget that you hm^ 
me." ^ -I 

"Spoken likeagui." 
" And I will nevcir ceajse to think .of joo.! 
'* Spoken like my wife." , 

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flbwimd pressing his lips upon her cheek 
bre*thcd these words of the master spirit of 
the " mimic world," into her ear : — 

"Sweet, good night f 
This bud of lore, by nammei's ripening breatb, 
Hajr prove » beaoteoos flower when next we meef 

Tarn we now to a different scene. In a 
retired chamber sat old Mr. St. Clair. He 
was, as our readers may hare learned already, 
the father of Mrs. Yemon. He was awaiting 
the appearance of Maitland, who ima^ned 
the seiyani was conducting him to his friend 
Vernon. The old man was not aware of 
Maitland's great crimes, hut suflSciently in- 
formed of his general character to he incens- 
ed at his intrasion, and frequent visits to the 
boose. "I see how it is,*' he exclaimed, 
"the TiHain has thrown a fearful charm 
tnmnd Vernon ; it has deadened all his ener- 
gies, and cast a dark shadow over the future 
pro^iects of his life. What can I do ? He 
will not listen to my douhts and fears : mis- 
fortane dark and fearful is coming upon us, 
and what will become of his wife, his chil- 
dren— all — all must suffer.'* 

At that moment, the servant announced 
Mr. Maitland, who, entering and not seeing 
V«mon, expressed his surprise in no very 
gentle terms. 

1 "He left yon this note Sir," remarked Mr. 

I St. Clair, handing it to him. 

i " Umph — ^he realises to see me, wants time 

to consider : does he indeed, well we shall 

see- Old man what are you gazing at ?" 

** I am looking dosely and carefully at your 

! fiwe to see 

**What, J^?" 

* Whether the fonl fiend has not set a mark 
Ittponit.*' 

** This to me, old dotard !" 
** Nay, do not glare at me with those eyes 
i of fii«, I am an old man. Sir ; hut not so 
weakened by a^ as to fear you. 1 have the 
right to look : for in age vision, like memory, 
1 18 retrogressive ; shadows, reflecting the past, 
as it were, in a mirror." 

** Have yon ought with me t" 
' •* Yes — ^1 have read you, sir ; the very at- 
mospbere you breathe hecomes infectious; 
fiiito ifaifl house yon have hrought misery and 
I jBiafettane. No good will ever come where 
yoa'wn, no flowers hloom in your presence." 
"^Indeed. Old, man, you are poetic." 
^ Ton mock me, sir, aye, mock, aye, rail at 



grey hairs ; hut heware of them ; like 
the fi^tning's flash, your mockery will re- 
boaiid hack to ^our own heart. I would have 
yon leave ns, sir ; leave Mr. Yemon." 

■« Ton look and spei^, old man, as if 1 had 
pofwer over him." 

**Yoa have, sir, a fktal power. Yon poi- 
mam his nund, jcra enflame his passions, nuMi- 
«eii his brain. ^' 

^Bewmre,Mt.St, Oaur, how yoa pi^Dceed ; 



I have listened to you long enough ; nor will 
I tolerate such lauguage even from ageitsdf." 

*• Indeed ; me you cannot harm." 

" Say vou so, — ^look here, hold driveller in 
words, this house, and all that is in it, even 
to the very hed you sleep upon, is mine. One 
word from me, aud you are houseless !" 

** You see I tremhle not, sir. I was in part 
prepared for it, hut know, had man, that 
humble poverty is flu* better than rich vil- 
lainy. And know, also, that there are men 
in the world, whose hearts are not ice like 
yours. Do your worst, sir, better sudden 
reality, than living doubts. Depart sir, your 
presence is as the fabled Upas blightii&g 
every thing that comes within its poisonous 
influence." 

** Farewell, poor moralist, and when the 
avalanche comes, remember Maitland." 

'< He is gone, the base villain is gone, thank 
heaven even for this respite. Let the ava- 
lanche come, and may that Providence, whose 
ministering spirits guard even the swallow 
from danger, avert the ruin it threatens." 

CHAPtER VI. 

" Condemned on penury's barren peth to roam. 
Scorned by the world and left without a home.*^ 

CampbeO. 

Margaret, whose fright had only tended to 
strenthen her superstitious notions, now firm- 
ly believed in the miraculous influence of 
charms. "Well," she exclaimed, while ar- 
ranging the parlor furniture, " what a fright 
I had, as sure as I stand here I saw Peter's 
image in the glass. Yes it was his sprite, 
and then when I came to my^lf, I was all 
alone, the death watch was striking the last 
hour, and the house dog howled louder than 
ever. And see, if there is not a spider form- 
ing his web ! the monster, and all for the 
purpose of catching an innocent fly. How^ 
like poor women, are these little insects ; en- 
snared, and — look as I live, he wraps himself 
up in his glisteniug net work, and pretends to 
be dead — now the fly moves along — ^now his 
little feet become entangled, now the mons- 
ter awakes, now he rushes toward his victim 
— ^no you don't, not so fast" — as she spoke, 
with one brush of her duster, the whole fab- 
ric of this cunning insect's device was levelled 
vnth the floor,— ere she could finish her work 
of destruction the door opened, and Mr. Ver- 
non entered—" Tell Mrs. Vernon, Margaret, 
that I would speak with her, here in this 
room." 

" Yes the die is cast, I must become a ro- 
gue, to save myself from a prison, cruel al- 
ternative. The fatal effect of liquor is now 
apparent, mind and body are both enfeebled. 
Man, man why will you let a monster thuff 
rule you, why give to the foe of mankind, 
those fiMulties which were the gift 6i Deity. 



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But why should I reason, I who have none, 
why attempt to escape, while my every act to 
do so is thwarted hy liquor. But here comes 
my wife. " I sent your maid to request this 
visit — I — I have wronged you my dear wife, 
my children and self— I am a penitent, and a 
wretched one at that." 

" Ah "William, how pale you look ; why will 
you thus give wav to your feelings, and veild 
to the tempter, who has caused all this ? 

"Liquor, true, true." 

" William, that is not the tempter I mean, 
it is that villain Maitland." 

*» What Maitland, my friend ? he careful 
Adeline, he careful." 

" He is a fiend, a devil. William, be no 
longer misled, be no longer blinded to this 
man's deep devices. Awake from your dream ; 
it is not, cannot be too late !" 

** What dream — what is it you mean ?" 

" William dear you cannot deceive me, you 
are surely about being drawn into some 
dishonest business transactions ; nay tremble 
not : I know nothing : think you William, a 
wife can sleep when a tempest is raging in her 
husband's breast. I have watched you night 
after night, I have heard your groans, your 
agonizing moans, I have witnessed your men- 
td struggles ; I know you suffer, both in mind 
and body." 

"I do, I do!" 

" Then speak to me, to your wife, and for 
your dear children's sake.'' 

" I cannot, I cannot" 

*' Avoid Maitland, as you would a fiend — 
He isyour doom." 

" H!e has been to me a friend !" 

" William, such friendship is death, call 
no man a friend, who endeavors to bring ruin 
and misery upon yourself and family." 

" Adeline, you do not know Maitland." 

" William — ^I can only say I know him too 
well, I could tell you that which would— But 
here comes father, what is it father, you look 
alarmed? 

" There is a strange man at the door, Mr. 
Yemon, who insists upon coming in." 

" Let him come — " Well sir your busi- 
ness." This was addressed to a tall power- 
ful man, who at that moment, somewhat 
abruptly entered the room. 

** My business sir, is merely to serve this ;" 
handing a paper. 

*• Why it Is an Execution 1" 

"Exactly so." 

" Whose ? there is but one man who could 
issue one against me, and he is my friend." 

" Yes sir, he was your friend, and may bo 
so still — if you read, vou will perceive that 
the name is Maitland.'^ 

"bnpossible, it cannot be — and yet so it is 
— ^wife— father — children — we are houseless 
— ^penniless. My Qod, my Qod, this is all 
my own work !" 



" Be calm my son," was the response of 
St. Clair, "We are not homeless — there is 
one above who provides for all— a landlord 
whose tenants are his children. Let us pray !" 
Involuntary, all knelt, even to the stem offi- 
cer of the law, and the old man breathed a 
prayer, which soothed the billows of their 
troubled spirits. 



CHAPTER Vm. 

*^ Tfane Uyit his hand. 

On pyramidB of brafs. 

" What i«'t a woman cannot do?" 



dkvenant. 

OtW€tjf. 



Time whose surges wash away the lofty 
palaces, the cities, and all tiie gorgeous tem- 
ples that the ingenuity of man have erected, 
affect not the stupendous works of the Crea- 
tor. These are the landmarks for old father 
time, as he travds on to Eternity! Since 
our last chapter one of these surges had pass- 
ed over the dwelling, as well as the hopes and 
prospect^ of the Yemons ; ruin and misery 
sat scowling over the wreck of their once 
happy home. No sooner had the execution 
issued by Maitland, against Vernon been 
satisfied, than the creditors of the former 
seized upon its proceeds, and thus, he found 
that ruin which he sought to bring on others 
alone. Independent of thi^, that infaxnoas 
association to which he belonged was sus- 
pected by the police, and many of its mem- 
oers were seized and prosecuted* for swindling. 
Many of our readers will remember the ex- 
citement occasioned by the exposition of this 
organized band of swindlers, their manner and 
mode of procuring goods and systemetic com- 
mercial arrangements. Maitland was fortun- 
ate enough to escape ; and it not unfreqaently 
occurs the ringleaders in villainy are apt to 
do so. Indeed it was not with him a difficult 
matter, for he was, what they termed a for* 
VHtrding agents and was not immediately con- 
nected with the purchasing, or the selUi^ of 
the goods. As it was, he shared in the ruin 
of Vernon. 

If man could be the only sufferer, or if 
mens sins could be inflicted on themselves 
alone, the evil, the far spreading evil which 
their consequences produce would not be ao 
universal. Thus in the case of Vernon — his 
love of liquor, his connexion with a dass of 
men who acloiowledged no power but thait 
which excitement produced, nor knew aaj- 
other rulOT but that which grew out of it. 

This is insanity, fearful madness. Liquor» 
like opium, at least in some respects, possesses 



that peculiar and almost superhuman power c^ 
re-creating a man ; making him as it were 
new being, throwing him into that state 
dreaming whose visions are but the spectres oC 
muidered intellect! It gives birth to ii^ 
wild and unnatural ; tbese ideas are bat 
gkamings from ineanitj ; sometimes, ca iiie^l . 



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away by the all powerfnl operation of its now 
mental ratrocination, these ideas are clothed" 
in the most beautiftil language, and gemned 
with poetic heauties, at others, they are all of 
tlie most depraved, and the coarsest character. 

In this mimic world— furies, ruled and gov- 
erned — ^hy liquor did Vernon and his compan- 
ions exist, move, and have their heing, such 
as it was. We have said, the ruin fell not 
alone on Vernon : his wife and children were 
alike sufferers. She had sought her friends- 
friends in prasperity, are your enemies in pov- 
erty. They heard her melancholy story, cen- 
sored her husband, and bowed her from their 
doors. This is the world, at least it is — num- 
kind ! Mrs. Vernon was not cast down, she 
was aware of this infirmity of the human 
heart, and forgave her friends for their lack 
of charity. What did she do? sit down and 
weep, with her children clinring to her, and 
makii^ them more wretched by her grief? 
No : she sought out the owner of a large pa- 
per factory, stated her situation, her willing- 
ness to labor ; and the absolute necessity of 
having immediate employment being urged, 
she and her children, including the orphan 
Alice, were immediately engagSj. Nor was 
her father willing to remain a mere recipient 
of their bounty, but asked and obtained a 
situation as an assorter of rags, and old pa- 
per, which he had the privilege of doing at 
their own house. Thus, twelve months af- 
ter the events narrated in our last chapter, 
we find the family of the Vemons, settled 
down in an old dilapidated house near the 
factory. This dwelling had been of large 
dimensions ; was old-fashioned, and contained 
fimr rooms on the ground floor. In one of these 
very rooms Mr. St. Clair had removed from the 
fiu^ry a large quantity of old paper, a great 
portion of which had been purchased from 
the public offices of the city as waste paper ; 
indeed, it was what might well be called a 
*♦ cart-load of trash." In the adjoining room 
Vcmon and his wild companions frequently 
met to carouse, for it was one of the most 
trying of poor Mrs. Vernon's misfortunes to 
have her little household disturbed by their 
wild orgies. That wretched man had become 
reconciled to Maitland, and of late they were 
constantly together. It is true he seldom saw 
his wife and children, and this respite was to 
her a relief. Source of as much ^ef as he 
had been, his absence from their little circle 
was an actual blessing. 

How did Alice bear this change of fortune? 
See yonder group in that large room, there 
close by the third window from the door. 
That is Mrs. Vernon, Alice and Robert. 
James, her youngest son, and little Anna are 
at school. Do they seem unhappy? The 
close observer, indeed, might notice a tear in 
dM eye of the elders, but it has passed off, 
and a smmy smile meets the gaze m her boy. 



He is a fine little fellow, his ready hands, and 
prattling tongue are busy ; the one adds to 
their domestic comforts at home, while the 
ioyous laugh, and boyish glee, makes even a 
heavy task light. Alice is cheerftil, her labor 
adds to their little store, and she is happy to 
think it is now in her power to repay, in some 
measure the kindness of her beloved benefac- 
tress. It is true, her thoughts some time 
wander far from the objects which surround 
her, to other lands, and other scenes. — the 
rich Italian moonlight, the soft pale rays of 
which fall amid the ruined temples of classic 
age ; and there she conjures up the unage of 
one beloved ; one on whose pathway her young 
heart sends its earnest prayer, and within 
whose pure and holy recess young hope offers 
up its orisons. She thinks of Howard? 
And does he think of her ? Hark ? the post 
has arrived. A letter for Alice. 0! how 
happy that voung heart is now ; she smiles, 
she — but why those tears ? tears of joy. ! 
how sweet is young love : — 

*' Tia nature*s second eun. 
Gausiog « fpring of Tirtaes where It •htaiet.'* 

We now leave this happy group— happy ? 
aye, content, even in poverty, is happiness, — 
and call the attention of our readers to the 
room in the old dwelling house where Mr. St. 
Clair is employed. As the scenes we are now 
about to relate all of some importance to the 
general interest of our story, we will make 
them the subject of another chapter. 

(CoDtiDiaed in number 90.) 



To the EditOT. 
THE EVILS OF SOCIETY* 

SBOOND PAPBR. 

That idleness is thejxir^f of intemperance, 
we think no intelli^t observer of the springs 
of human action will deny. 

Young men do not begin to drink strong 
liquors from the mere love of them, nor for a 
love of the excitements which they produce. 
The beginnings of drinking are mostly inci- 
dental. When the business of the day is 
done, young persons require recreation ; and 
as man is a gregarious animal, recreation is 
more pleasing when enjoyed by a number. 
Social fellowship and emulation in the sports 
of youth, add much to the pleasure of tnem. 
Young men consequently are inclined to meet 
together, and indulge in such amusements as 
will gratify their natural desire for recreation 
and social intercourse. 

Most young persons are unemployed on 
evenings, and on Sundays, and it is the mis- 
use of this unemployed time, which causes 
most of the disorder and outrage which has 
become so common in our large cities. 

The manner in which Sonday is observed 



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in our country ; ftt least by & 1m^ portion of 
the people, leaids many into yicious habits 
We are accustomed to hear clergymen de- 
nounce sabbath breaking as one of the great 
sources of moral evil : but a little observation 
will we bdieve, convince ai^ candid persons 
that a cessation from labor, by persons who 
do not spend the day in religious excercises, 
causes more moral evil than the entire disre- 
gard of the Sabbath. If any other day were 
set apart to be spent in idleness, it would pro- 
duce the same results. 

** For Satan flndaiome mlfchtef 0tUl 
For kn« hands to do." 

It has been well said that *' idleness is the 
Devils hot-bed," for in it grow all manner of 
vices, and they grow rankly too. 

When the day's work is done, and when 
both body and mind require recreation it is 
not wonderful that young persons should re- 
sort to such places as will afford them such 
amusement as they desire. And where can 
they go ? Let us suppose that a young per- 
son is not yet led into bad courses. Perhaps he 
is an M>prentic6 ; he is not admitted into his 
masters parlor ; he gets his meals in the kit- 
chen ; and when he has finished his supper 
he may go to bed, if he chooses. Perhaps he 
works on his own account, and his home does 
not afford any attractive pastimes. He must 
look for recreation out of doors : and what 
will he find ? Perhaps he can afford to go to 
a theatre or a circus show once in a week ; 
but he cannot go there every night. If he 
look around for places to spend evenings, he 
may find that he can on some evenings go to 
church, or to a lecture, or to a reading room, 
but in these places he must keep qmet and 
behave himself decorously. These places do 
not afford him the recreation which he desires ; 
and he must look farther. He finds that his 
acquaintances meet at engine houses, and in 
drinking shops, and here they may talk and 
laugh and amuse themselves as they please. 
Here he finds real recreation. Here it is Uie 
fashion to smoke cigars, drink brandy &c., 
and if he have no disposition to induJge in 
these things at first, he will not long resist 
the fashion, A boy who wishes to appear a 
man, must indulge in manly habits; and 
smoking and drinking are the chief of these ; 
besides it would look mean to go to such 
places and not spend anything. And here 
the very ambition which, if properly develop- 
ed and cultivated would make a high-minded, 
honorable man of him, leads him into intem- 
perance and all its concomitant vices. 

In Philadelphia there are hundreds of chur- 
ches, and other ihsUtutions in which young 
persons may learn morality ; but there are 
thousands of places, &r more attractive in the 
eyes of uncultivated youth, where they may 
indulge their vicious propensities. 

At every turn there is something to attract 



young peraowi and draw themintoevil habits 
and sensual indulgences ; but what is tbere 
to draw them to the path of virtue ? 

In our city there are no proper amanimitn 
provided for the people. 

If places were provided, where youBg per- 
sons could enjoy themselves in such a way aa 
would gratify them, and afford real recrea- 
tion : and at the same time cultivate a taste 
for refined amusements and pleasures ; where 
they could enjoy manly sports and pastimes 
without any inducement ro drink and smoke ; 
where a proper ambition and emulation to ex- 
cel in what is really noble and praiseworthy, 
could be encouraged and stimulated, we should 
not have so much vice and disorder in oar 
city. We often hear of the evils which re- 
sult from a want of parental control — for it is 
not the fashion now for parents to control 
children — but we may say that there is an al- 
most entire want of control and of care on 
the part of the whole community, with re- 
gard to the morals of the young. Our city 
boasts of many noble charities, but the tctt 
fountain-head of vice and immorality is left 
to diffuse its poisoned waters throu^out the 
community, unchecked and uncontrolled. 

But the want of proper amusements for the 
young, is not the only source of evil in our 
community. 

The means of education are not sufficient. 
Moral and intellectual culture go hand in 
hand, and if the children of our city were 
better instructed, their morals would be im- 
proved. It is not our intention here to go 
into any discussion of the comparative merits 
of our school system. It is enough for cnr 
present purpose, to say, what we think will 
not be denied, that most of the children that 
grow up in our city are not so educated as to 
make them love learning, and avail themsel- 
ves of those means of intellectual improre- 
ment which are within their reach. 

If the diildren of the community were so 
educated, at an early age, as to become fond 
of learning, and to liave their ambiti<m to im- 
prove, excited and stimulated ; and if thetr 
intellectual exercises were so arranged and 
combined with physical sports and amnae- 
ments, that children would find gratifying re- 
creations in them, the morals of our oity 
would be greatly improved. 

We may say then, using the term in its 
most comprehensive sense that Education^ is 
the great remedy for the evils which hare so 
marred the mond beauty of our pleasant city. 

Education should develope the mental and 
physical powers of youth. It should enable 
nim to understand his own powers and choose 
his occupation accordingly. It should Ibr- 
nish him with the most agreeable arnos^* 
ments. It should stimulate his ambition and 
show him the true ** path of honor, and the 
way to greatness." 



SKKT0H18 Of CHGOBGIA. 



16T 



Tfcteiv iit pndd nid inbitkni enoogli in th6 
heart d erery boy in the community to make 
ft decent man of mm : if it be properly cnlti- 
tated. 

SKETCHES OF QEORGIA. 

SKETCH FIRST. 

Ocean Zi/e, — Savannah , — PulaskVs monument, 
Sie Park, — Independent Church, 

It was one of those bright and beautiftil 
nemngs, when the air is redolent of the 
bifany od<»9 of eariy spring, that our noble 
steamer eracefblly swung loose from hw moor- 
ings at the Oresent city of the North. With 
prow turned Southw»rd, she glided rapidly 
<wcr the smooth waters of the Ddaware, and 
seoB the lofty edifices and the tall spires of 
the great metropolis, with its busy scenes 
ind nerer-ending tiimnlt, with its novelties, 
ffvpties, and yarious attractions, were left far 
bemnd. Exhilarated with the novelties of our 
present position, the eye at one time rested 
with pl^usure and delight upon the attrac- 
tioiK along the shores, as they successively 
dearaed tl^ attention — again imagination out- 
stripping our present sf^ed woidd fain por- 
taray the enjoyments and dreams of happiness 
which seemed to cluster in such pronision 
tromid the successful termination of our voy- 
I ste, while other hours of an equally agree- 
I tile character were spent in social intercourse 
I with our fellow passengers. No wonder that 
i the blood courses freely through the veins, 
I md the spirits respond bouyantly, when 
; know, and home-scenes are in anticipation ; 
when cares and engagements have departed, 
[ ind the heart looking forward to the consum- 
natkm of its fond hopes, and the fruition of 
ezpeeted joys amid the family circle, and 
upon its own native soil, speaWs to those far 
iwiy and says with Schiller ** Seas and hills, 
and horizons are between us ; but souls es- 
cape from their clay prisons, and meet in the 
peradiseof love." The morning sun which 
bad all day long illumined the villages, and 
fe rea ta upon the banks of the river, re- 
vealing tnat light green hue, which betokens 
the returning supremacy of Summer, sought 
his coach in the West just as we were enter- 
ing upon the broad waters of the Atlantic. 
His hngerine beams rested in beauty upon 
the hee^l«i£}, apparently unwilling to leave 
eves finr a single night, this favored coast. 
Yet soon his rajrs one by one fkded away, and 
we were floating far out upon the bosom of 
the deep. Those towers which like sentinds 
in calm and in storm, warn alike of danger, 
md of safety, even those were lost to oar 
gaie, and naught remained but a wide waste 
of waters. Although the king of day had 
lor a short season resigned his sceptre, it was 



only to place H in the hands of his fair con- 
sort the moon. Moonlight upon the ocean ! 
If there be a season calculated to awaken 
within the breast the liveliest sensations dt 
pleasure, and gratify every longing desire 
after a complete realization of what consti- 
tutes the beautiful in nature, say ye senti- 
mentalists, is not the present hour such an 
one ? Liftii^ her fair face above the waves, 
with her mild rays diffnsdy scattered over 
the sea, she begins her silent journey with 
her starry train. If it be one of the sub- 
limest spectacles presented in the Natural 
world, to view the vast ocean driven by storm- 
blasts, rising in mountain majesty <* like new 
Apenines,'* with dark clouds hanging far 
above its bosom, now foaming and sur^ng 
in mad career, while the thunders of midnight 
are echoed and re-echoed from the gloomy 
caverns and dark caves beneath its depths, — 
to mark these broken billows as they are re- 
veided, when black vdumes of clouds seem 
rent asunder by flashes of glaring lightning, 
as in quick succession they sport high in the 
heavens, or quiver along the infuriated waves 
— surely a surpassing! v beautifbl prospect is 
that presented, when the sea is lulled to rest, 
when its placid surface is silvered over with 
the bright beams of pale-eyed Luna, — when 
millions of youthful billows leap and play in 
her radiance — ^in ouick succession chasing 
each other across tne bright track she has 
left upon the waters, and with pleasing wel- 
come, g^eeting the stately stumer, as in 
triumi^ she speeds over the " breezy tide." 
Hours seem but as moments to him, who from 
the deck enjoys such a scene, and numerous 
are the pleasant thoughts which present 
themsdves unbidden, yet suggested by, and 
sympathizing with the spirit of the occasion. 
Let Madame Ida Pieiffer describe her devo- 
tion to tibe Terpsichorean art, and portray the 
sensations of those who reel in the grasp of 
the intiless Naiads of the stormy sea, we will 
remember only the delightfril reveries sug- 
gested by ocean life, and not recall our 
thoughts from dream land, and bid them dwdl 
upon sensations of a less agreeable, and of a 
decidedly more practical character : — 

Thrice bad the sun upon h's |cr«eii-wftTed bed 
'Mid TOijH'loiidB bii Teeper radfanoe died; 
And thrke the moon ftr»in out the ocean tom 
lake pale^yed beauty waking ftom^poee." 

beft»^ the solitary ray of the lighthouse on 
Tybee Island, like a star of life upon the 
coast, p;leamed above the wave. With plea- 
sure did we hail that beam of light, for it 
was to us a harbinger of rest, from the rest- 
less heavings of the sea, and an assurance 
that another land, and well remembered 
sceiMS were soon to open before the eager 
gaze. Fain would the eye penetrate the dark- 
ness, and mark the objects which surround on 
every hand. There are the fitr-reaehing sand- 



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bai*8 with their edges brightened by depositeB 
of sea shells : there the palmetto rears its lone- 
ly form, there the rice-fields spreads out in 
Ui the attraction which the mild breath of 
spring has imparted to its squares and heavy 
dams ; and now, we are pasdng almost under 
the guns of Fort Pulaski — and yet, the stran- 
ger sees them not, and the Georgian only /e«Zs 
their presence, for the curtain of night is 
about them all. But yonder are lights glanc- 
ing upon the waters, and although just now 
we were unable by starlight to trace the dark 
walls and frowning batteries of the fortress 
on Lockspur Island, now the hundred lamps 
of the city burning brightly, reveal the rip- 
ples as they play upon me bosom of the river, 
and disclose the dusky outlines of vessels as 
they lie motionless in the stream, or at anchor 
at the wharfs. Savannah lies before us, yet 
shadows and darkness rest above and around. 
« # « # 

• 
The morning sun shines in all his magni- 
ficence, the Western breeze blows softly over 
the city, and we realize at least in part, the 
brilliancy and beauty of a spring day at the 
South. Contrasted with the imposing appear- 
ance presented bv such large cities as Phila- 
delphia or New York, with their magnificent 
piles, costly dwellings, extensive improve- 
ments and achievements of art, the general 
aspect of Savannah is rather diminutive. The 
ear accustomed to the never-ending rumble of 
the omnibus, the rattle of carts, hacks, wa- 
gons, and the lumbering engine, — with the 
continued tramp of multitudes eagerly throng- 
ing the street in pursuit of business and plea- 
sure, will listen in vain here, for this strange 
jargon of sounds so discordant. The various 
compound noises of a great metropolis are ex- 
changed for a comparative silence, which in 
some parts of the ciiy is quite sensible. This 
arises from the fact, that the middle portions 
of the streets are not paved, and the soft sand 
there quietly opens beneath the pressure of 
the wheel ; thus avoiding all that harsh re- 
sponse yielded by round stones, so deleterious 
to the healthful action, and composure of the 
auditory nerves. Upon the Bay however (as 
that portion of the city is termed which lies 
along the river,) the scene presented is 
one cidculated to awaken the impression, that 
Savannah is a place of great commercial im- 
portance. Here, (however quiet and retired 
may be the portions appropriated to private 
residences in other parts of the city) you will 
fiind no reason to imagine that you are in the 
neighborhood of " Sleepy Hollow." The rat- 
tle of the numerous drays upon the plank 
roads, the voices of the drivers, the tumbling 
i)i cotton bales, the merry song of the sailor, 
the flapping of sails in the stream, the heavy 
thump of the pestle in the rice mill, and the 
•ound of the cotton-press, all unite in pre- 
senting a very busy and lively appearance. 



Along the wharves may be seen large Com- 
mission merchant's rooms, while over the 
river are floating French, Dutch, • En^tflh, 
Spanish, and flags of other nations, from ^10 
numerous steamers and vessels at anchor. 
The city is hence immediately reoognizal as 
one of all-important commercial character. 
We should have stated before this, that Sa- 
vannah is situated upon the river of the same 
name, some seventeen miles from the ocean, 
and occupies a commanding devation, when 
compared with the nature of the land imme- 
diately above and below. — Opposite, in Sooth 
Carolina, and on either hand, are seen large 
rice fit»lds with their verdant crops, rpgidar 
squares, and heavy dams. These are on a di- 
rect level with the river : and were it not Tot" 
the embankments, would be under wat^. — 
Grencral Aglethorpe as he sailed up this stream 
in search of a location for a settlement, was 
attracted by the high and dry bluff, upon 
which Savanah now stands, and sdecUng this 
as the most eligible i)06ition for a plantation, 
there founded the first Colony, in Georgia. 
The choice was judicious — and under the sub- 
sequent smiles of Providence, that small mim- 
her of settlers have multiplied a thousand foJd 
and Savannah is now one of the most {ntos- 
perous and pleasant of Southern Cities. The 
City is regularly laid out, the streets running 
at right angles to each other. At regular in- 
tervals the eye rests upon public squares, 
which on the account of their frequency and 
beauty, add much to the appearance and agrce- 
ableness of the City, Filled as they are with 
a luxuriant growth of live-oaks, while beneath, 
the ground is covered with a carpet of dark 
green Bermuda grass,— conveniently arranged 
with gravel walks and thronged with groups 
of bright little faces, they form at once an 
ornament, and are sources of health ; for open 
airy squares and commons have been a^y 
termed the lungs of a City, In the centre ot 
one of these, stands a monument oommenM)r^ 
ative of the brave achievments of two heroes, 
whose names are inseparably connected with 
the arduous struggles of our Revolution — ^Pu- 
laski and Qreen : the form^, the noble Pole, 
who dared to dethrone the tyrant Stanislaus* 
and freely shed even his life-blood in the de- 
fence of Savannah, the Utter, the hero of £a- 
taw. It consists of a simple shaft rising some 
thirty or forty feet from a compound granite 
base. This is surrounded by a neat iron rul- 
ing. It bares no inscription — it needs none, 
for the intrepid action, dauntless courage, 
and spotless virtues of those whom it c<m- 
memorates, are still, and everwill remain fresh 
in the remembrance of every true American. 
History and a Nation's pen have written tbeir 
epitaphs : — 

**By Fairy huidB tb«ir knell in mug. 
By forms unwen tbeir dirge i» ^unj;, 
Tnerc honor comon a plljtrfm array, 
To Mmi the turf that mraiMthwr (day. I 



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Attd fiMdooi 8b«]l ftwhn* refMlr, 
To dwell « weeping hermit th^re." 

The most interesting yiew of the City, is 
thtt from the Independent Church. This 
building is possessed of much heauty and is 
&r &nied beoiuise oi its loftj spires, which 
rise some two hundred and seyen feet, looking 
down from the upper portions and windows, 
of this, Sayannan, with adjacent country is 
seen spnad out Ukea large map. The eye at 
one time rests upon the riyer in winding course, 
studded with the white sails as they catch the 
ercning breese, until its waters mingle with 
those of the Atlantic. Again it marks the 
rioe-fi^ds, which now appear but as so many 
bods in a large garden. Again, the rich foli- 
age of the squares, yarying the monotonous 
ftppearanoe of the usual combination of brick 
lod mortar ; and still again its gaze is arrest- 
ed by the Park, with its iron railing, and its 
iDemr groups assembled beneath the refresh- 
ing shade of the i»ne trees : some engaged in 
friendly conyerse, others enjo^ring the plea- 1 
sores (^an eyening*s walk, while Uie younger 
members are em]^oyed in prosecuting, with 
Tiger and spirit. &eir yarious sports. There 
also are parties returning in open buggies, 
filled with clusters of yeUow jessamines, and 
the numerous wild flowers which blo(»n in 
I nch profusion in their natiye forests. The 
view is truly a pleasant one, and in our lofty 
elevation we would fain linger awhile, obsery- 
iog scenes and incidents, places and persons, 
wholly unconscious of our presence. 



^iimt ammig \\t |tfl» §ooks. 



MEMORIAUe OF ENOUBH IS/IARTrVRO. 

— This is the title of an extremely handsome 
Tohisie, of some 395 pages, which we haye 
receired from Messrs. Harper and Brothers, 
the publishers. It is from the pen of the 
Rer. C. B. Taylor, a clergyman of the Pro- 
testant Episcopal Church of England, and a 
gentleman of warm, sterline piety and refined 
poetical tastes. He tells the painful story of 
wtjrdom in a manner calculated to impress 
it deeply upon the mind. He imparts to his 
object, all along, the most absorbing interest. 
Pox's Book o( Martyrs is too cumto'some to 
^ generally read : hence, but little of the 
<ietail of sufferings at the hands of intolerance 
*»d bigotry is generally known. The work 
^^efore us is, on the contrary, a well-digested 
epitome of the story of church persecutions ; 
»nd should be read by all who yalue freedom 
^ coBSoience, and speech. It must find an 
J>"i»«se circulation. The more it is read the 
•^tter. Bigotry has had bloody sway among 
our fore&thers, and if unopposed is ready to 
Vnt^iat the same abominations again, under 
some pte? ailing church ; for bad men may 



turn the purest instrument to bad ends. The 
author yery properly says: — "Let us not 
be told, I would say again and again, that 
these are the abominations of a former age, 
and belong rather to the times when Bliney 
liyed, than to the party which passed sen- 
tence upon him — no, these abominations 
might be more openly defended in a former 
age, but they are part of a sytem which does 
not change.'' 

As a specimen of the interesting character 
of the narratiye, and also to show the kind 
of materiel which is presented by the gifted 
author, we copy the painful 

STOBT OF ALIOS BELDBN. 

** It was late one eyening in the month of 
October, that a woman belonging to the rank 
of the pea^try of this county of Kent, en- 
tered the city of Canterbury, in the company 
of a little boy. Her errand was a most un« 
usual one, for she came to deliver herself up 
as a prisoner to the castle of Canterbury ; 
and the circumstance of her coming in charge 
of that child was at once a proof of her in- 
tegrity, and the noble tenderness of her spirit. 
She was one of the many yictims led to the 
stake and burnt at Canterbury : her crime 
was her decided refusal to be present at the 
sacrifice of the mass in her own parish church 
at Staplehurst, which, as you are aware, is a 
yillage some miles from this city. She had 
been before a prisoner for the same offence, 
haying been sent thither, with many mocks 
and taunts. Here she lay fourteen days, till 
at the entreaty of her husband, some of the 
wealthy men m the neighborhood of her na- 
tiye yiUage wrote to the Bishop of Dover, en- 
treating her release. Her modest firmness of 
purpose, however, had not been shaken by 
her imprisonment, as her answers to the 
Bishop, when brought before him, plainly 
proved. Foxe relates that, ** being summon- 
ed before the Bishop, he asked the poor wo- 
man, * if she would go home and go to the 
church ?' her reply was veiy simple. • If I 
would have so done, I need not have come 
hither.' — * Then, wilt thou go home,' said 
the Bishop, * and be shriven of thy parish 
priest ?' Alice Benden answered, * No. that 
she Would not' 'Well,' said he, *go thy 
way home, and go to the church when thou 
wilt ;' whereunto she answered nothing : but 
a priest that stood by, said, ' She saith she 
will, my lord ;' wherefore he let her go, and 
she came forthwith home." Such is Foze's 
short account of her imprisonment. 

*< The husband <tf this godly and devoted 
woman appears to have been a man guided by 
no principle, and acting only according to tlie 
humor and the will of the moment. On her 
return home, this wretched man, in the way- 
wardness of his unstable character, seems to 
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her atteodanee at the parkh ofanrdi; and 
doabdeRS met with a meek but decided frug- 
al from his wife, who made it a point of oon' 
science not to attend. About a fortnight af- 
terward, when going to church, he met a par- 
ty of his nei^hb)r8, to whom he appears to 
luve spoken m the most unkind and unguard- 
ed manner of his wife's unaltered decision. 

" The report of his words was brought to 
Sir John Guildford, a magistrate, and again 
the order was made out for the imprisonment 
of Alice Benden. As if to prove that he had 
made no mistake in the accusations he had 
brought forward against his wife in his idle 
discourse, this base and cruel husband came 
forward, and offered to take charge of poor 
Alice and cany her to prison himself, actually 
receiving the money from the constable to 
take the trouble out of his hands. It was 
then that this Qodfearine woman, resolved to 
save her husband from the shame of such an 
act, . and went herself to the constable, and 
b^ged hhn to let his son have the custody of 
her to prison, promising that she would go 
there raithfblly. Her character for truth 
must have been known, for her word was 
taken, and thus in the charge of a child went 
Alice Benden, to prison and to death. 

" This poor countrvwoman was no common 
character. From the few fkcts that have 
oome down to us of her life and death, there 
seems to have been a lovely harmony of men- 
tal and moral qualities about her : a vigor 
and clearness of intellect, a forethought and 
self-possession, and a gentleness and sweet- 
ness of disposition, which are sometimes found 
in persons of higher station, but which are 
addom discovered — perhaps only because they 
are not sought after — among those in a lower 
rank of life. Many have been bold and 
courageous, but indiscreet and ungentle ; 
many have been mild and forgiving ; but poor 
Alice Benden presented in her character the 
onion of these graces of the Christian futh in 
ftkiT and Consistent keeping. We are told that 
while she was in prison, she practiced with 
mother woman, *a prison-fellow of hers,* 
that they should live both of them on two- 
pcnice half-penny a day, to tij how they 
might bear the hunger and suffering which 
they forsaw they should be called to undergo ; 
for it was wdl known that they would be re- 
moved to Ihe Bishop's prison, where three 
fitrthings apiece a day was the sum allowed 
for the prisoners' fare : and on this sum, for 
fourteen days, was Alice Benden afterward 
forced to subsist. 

** The winter drew on, and Alice lay in the 
odld cell of a cheeriess prison. At the end of 
January, the hard heart of her husband seems 
to have relented toward the unoffending wo- 
man — and he came to the Bishop of Dover 
and begged that Alice might be released. But 
now he came too late ; the merciless Bishop 



was not to be moved. He proixranoed her to 
be an obstinate heretic, and one that woi^ 
not be reformed, and he would not consent to 
her release. Again the spirit of the unstable 
man turned a^nst his wifo, and he laid in- 
formation against the brother of Alice, eom- 
plaining, that Roger Hall (for so her brother 
was named), had found means to hold fre- 
quent communication with the poor prisoner ; 
and he told the Bishop that if he conld keep 
her brother from her, riie would turn, for, 
added the cruel husband, 'He oomftirtefth 
her, giveth here money, and persuadeth her 
not to return or relent' 

« The prison of Alioe Benden was soon mf- 
ter changed, and she was taken to a wretched 
dungeon called Monday's Hole, strict orders 
being at the same time given, that her broth- 
er's coming should be watched for, and thst 
he also should be taken and commii- 
ted to prison. This dungeon was fai a 
vault beneath the ground, and in a pAaoe 
where, in these Protestant days, prisons are 
not to be found. It was within a court where 
the prebend's chambers were. The window 
of the dungeon was surrounded by a pahnc so 
high, that the prisoner in the dungeon oe- 
neath could not pofi«ibly see any one bejrond 
the paling, unless he stood by it and looked 
over it There, by the good providesoe of 
God, in the absence of Alice BcndenV Jailer, 
who was also a bell-ringer, that lovinr and 
faithfbl brother at length discovered the 
place of her imprisonment. He came at a 
very early hour while the man was gone to 
ring the church bell, and he managed with 

' some difficulty to convey money in a lonf of 
bread at the end of a pole, to his half -starved 
sister. But this was the only intercourse he 
could obtain, and this was after she had al- 
ready lain five weeks in that miseraUe dun- 
geon. * All that time" says Foxe, " no crea- 
ture was known to come at her move than faff 
keeper.' She lay on a little short straw be- 
tween a pair of stocks and a stone wall : her 
fkre being one half -penny a day in bread, aad 
a farthing in drink, till she entreated to have 
the three farthings in bread, and water to 
drink. And there she lay for nhie weeks, 
without once being enaUed to change her rai- 
ment, in the depth of the winter. 

** On her first being brou^t into that loath- 
some dungeon, the poor ill-treated woman 
gave way to complaint andlamentatioiw, won- 
ering within herself, * why her Lord God 

I did with His so heavy justice suffer her to be 
sequestered from her loving follows into sach 

! extreme misery. And in these dolorous 
mournings did she continue,' adds her bio- 
grapher, < till on a night as she was in her 

I sorrowfVil supplications, rehearsing this veree 
of the Psalm : * Why art thou so heavy, O 
my soul'— and again, * the riglrt hand of the 

I noBt High oaa change all,' she reoeived eeei- 



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fort in the midst of her miames, and after 
that contimied vcrj jojfvl until her* debvery 
from the same.' 

*« At length, 4m the 25th of March, it was 
in the jear 1557, Alice Bdden was taken 
ifom h(T dungeon and brought up before the 
inkpdtoos Bi^p of Dorer. And Uie ques- 
tion was again pot to her, ' Would she now go 
home, and go to the diuroh or no V and great 
&Tor was promised her if she would but re- 
form. Her answer showed the steadfastness 
of her purpose : * I am thoroughly persuaded 
W the great eactremity that you have already 
showed me, that you are not of Qod, neither 
can your doings he godly ; and I see that you 
8Mk my utter destruction,' and she showed 
them how lame she was from the cold and the 
want of food, and the sufferings of her wretch- 
ed prison ; for she was not able to move with- 
out great pain. Her whole appearance in- 
deed was most piteous, for after tney removed 
her to the Westgate and her clothes had been 
changed and her person kept clean for a time, 
the whole of her skin peeled and scaled off, 
as if she had recovered from some mortal poi- 
son. 

'* The day of her death was nigh at hand. 
And her deportment was then in keeping with 
the rest of her exemplary conduct. At the 
btter end of April she was again called for 
and condemned to die ; and m>m that time 
committed to the castle prison, where she con- 
tinued till the 19th day of June. Two cir- 
cumstanoes attending her last hours were pe- 
culiarly affecting. Jji undressing herself for 
the stake, after having given her handker- 
doef unto one John Banlu, probably a faith- 
ful Christian friend who was standing by, to 
kttp in memoir of her, she took from her 
waist a white lace, which she gave to the 
keeper, entreating him to give it to her 
brother, Roger Hall, and to tdl him that it 
was the last band that she was bound with, 
except the chain ; and then she took a shil- 
ling <tf Philip and Mary, which her father had 
beat, * a bowed shiUing,' and sent her when 
the was first committed to prison, desiring 
her said brother should with obedient saluta- 
tioas render the same to her father again. It 
vas the first piece of money, she said, which 
be had sent her after her troubles began : and 
then in her lovely spirit of piety, she added, 
that she returned it to him as a token iji God's 
goodness to her in all her sufferings, that he 
Bight understand, that she had never lacked 
money while she was in prison.'* 



— A new and elegant edition of the poems of 
T. Buchanan Read has just been published by 
A. Hart, of this city. We have looked over 
the leaves of this volume, and are, even with 
I nch a mere curscny glance, compelled to ac- 
cede to their anthOT a high position ; much 
hi|^ thui his later fugitive pieces, published 



in the ro aga t an es and ne ws p au e m , have dis- 
posed us to accede to him. The dedication 
of the woric is- grotesque enough, especii^y 
as connected with a volume of poetry. Ob- 
serve: — 

CYRUS GARRETT, ESQ., 

OP ORGUIRATI, OBTO. 

TBOUOH vnn poan taowo protb as L«smio is m nov 

100 BATB lOMK*,— OR AS nAHHBHV AS TBI 8PABXS 

FSOX TOOE AmriL,— WHATKTSR TBflft FAR 

MAT BB, mt ABB AFPBOnOir- 

▲TBLT BBNCAXBD 

fOtOV 
BT 

THE AUTHOR." 

Whether the poems as aforesaid will be as 
lasting as aforesaid, or whether ^he poems as 
aforesaid will be transient as aforesaid, we 
cannot say. Some of them are, unquestion- 
ably, made up of enduring materials, and 
should live forever: while the sooner some 
others depart to oblivion, the better ¥rill it be 
for the poets name and fiune. 

It is not our purpose to give extracts from 
the latter; it is both our pleasure and our 
purpose to treat our readers to a specimen or 
so of the former. Who would not be proud to 
have written the following, which is entitled 

"INEZ." 

**'Dowa behind Um hidden TflJage, fHnged aronnd with 

hasel brake, 
(Lfke e holy hermit dreaminff, half udeep and half awake. 
One who loTeth the sweet quM tor the happy quiet's nake.) 
Dosing, murmuring in its visions, laj the heaTen-enam* 

" lake. 



And within a dell, where shadows through the brightest 

days abide, 
like the snvery swimming gowamer by breeses su a tte rsd 

wide. 
Fell a shining skein of water that ran down the lakelet's 

^e, 
As withfai the brafai hj beauty lulled, a pleasant tbooght 

may gUde. 

When the fdnking sun of August, growing large in the de- 
cline, 

ffliot his arrows, long and golden, through the maple and 
the pine: 

And the russetFthrush fled singing flrom the akiar to the 
Tine, 

While the cat bird in the hasel gave its melancholy whine; 

And the little squirrel chattered, peering round the hiekoiy 

bole. 
And, a-sudden like a meteor, gleamed along the oriole; — 
There I walked bfsMe fldr Inea, and her gentle beauty 

stole 
Like tbe scene athwart my senses, like the sunshine 

through my louL 

And her ftiry feet that pre ss ed the leaves, a pleasant mu- 
sic made, 

And they dimpled the sweet beds of bbosb with bkMKus 
thick inlaid:— 

There 1 told her okl romsnoes, and with lore's sweet woe 
we played, 

Till &ir Ines^eyes, like erening, held the dew beneath their 
shade. 

There I wore fbr her lore baUads, sneh as lorer only 

weaves. 
Till she lighed and grieved, as only mild and loving maiden 

grieves; 
And to bide her tears she stooped to glean the vfc)Iets ttom 

the loaves, 
As of old sweet Ruth went gleaning 'mid the oriental 

sheaves. 



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BIZARRE. 



DovB we walkMl bMite ttM Ukd«i:— guiiig dMp tirto b«r 

eye, 
There I told her all my ptieloiil With a sodden blush 

and tifh. 
Taming half away with look askant, abe only made reply, 
*How deep within the water glows the happy ereoing 

skyP 

Then I asked her if she lored me, and our hands met eadi 

iueach. 
And the dainty, sighing ripples seemed |p listen np the 

reach; " '^ 

While thus slowly with a haiel wand she wrote along the 

beach, 
<LoTe, like the sky, lies deepest ere the heart is stirred to 

speech.* 

Tbiu I gained the lore of Inei— thus I won her gentle 
hand; 

And our paths now lie together, as our footprints on the 
strand; 

We have vowed to love eadi other in the golden morning 
land. 

When our names from earth.haTe ranished, like the writ- 
ing from the sand l** 

Here follow other gems : — 

MIDNIGHT. 

*<The moon looks down on a world of snow, 
And the midnight lamp is burning low, 
And the ftding embers mildly fi^Iow 

In their bed of nshen soft and deep; 
All, ell Is stUl as the hour of death ; . 
I only bear what the old clock saith. 
And the mother and in&nt's easy breath, 

That flows from the holy Isjid of Sleep. 

Bay on, old dock— I lore you well, 

"For your silver chim<>. and the truths you tell. 

Tour every stroke ifl but the knell 

Of hope, or sorrow buried deep; 
Bay on— but only let me hear 
The raund most sweet to my listening ear, 
The child and the mother breathing clear 

Withhi the harreet-lields of Sleep. 

Thou watchman, on thy lonely round, 
I thsnk thee for that warning sound ; 
The clsrion cock and the baytog hound 

Not lefM! their dreary vigils keep: 
Still hearkening. I will love you all, 
While in each silent interval 
I bear those dear breasts rise and Ikll 

Upon the airy tkle of Sleep. 

Old world, on time's beni^^ted stream 
Sweep down till the stars of morning beam 
From orient shorea— nor break the dream 

That calms my love to pleasure deep ; 
Roll on. and give my Bud and Rosa 
The fulness of thy best repose. 
The blessedness which onlv flows 

Along the silent realms of Sleep.* 

THB FAIRBR LAND. 

All the night, in broken slumber. 

I went down the world of dreama, 
Through a land of war and turmoil 

Swept by loud and labouring streams, 
Where the masters wandered, chanting 

Fonderoua wkI tumultuoos themes. 

Chnntingfrom unwieldly volumes 

Iron maxims stem and stark. 
Truths that swept and burst, and stumbled 

Through the ancient rifted dark; 
TUl my soul was tossed and worried, 

like a tempeat-driven bark. 

But anon, within the distance. 

Stood the village vanes aflame. 
And the sunshine, filled with musle^ 

To my oriel casement came; 
While the birds sang pleasant valentines 

Against my window frame. 



Tlien by idghts and sounds Invited, 
I went down to meet the mom. 

Saw the traUlng mists roll inland 
Over rustling fields of com. 

And from quiet hillside hamlets 
Heard the distant mstlo horn. 

There, through daisied dales and byways, 

Met I forms of fidrer mould. 
Pouring songs jbr very pleasure — 

Songs their hearts could not withhold— 
Setting sll the birds a-singing 

With their deUcate harps of gold. 

Some went plucking little Uly-bells, 

That withered in the hand : 
Some, where smiled a summer ocean, 

Gathered pebbles from the sand; 
Some, with prophet eyes uplifted. 

Walked unconscious of the land. 

Through that Fairer World I wandered 

Slowly, listening oft and long. 
And as one behind thn reapers, 

Without any thought of wrong. 
Loitered, gleaning for my gamer 

Flowery sheaves of sweetest song. 

THB GREAT ARE FALLING FROM US. 

The great are fiUllng from us— to the dust 
Our flag droops midway full of many sighs; 

A nation's glory and a people's trust 
Lie in the ample pall where Webster Uea. 

The great are filling from u»— one by one 
As fliU the p)wtriarch« of the forest trees. 

The winds shall seek them vainly, and the nm 
Qase on each vacant space fiw oenturles. 



Lo. Carolina mourns her steadlkst phie 
Which towered sublimely o'er the Southern 

And Ashland hears no more the voice divine 
From out the branches of its stately dm: — 



And Marsh field's giant oak, whoae stormybrow 
Oft turned the ocean tempest tnm the West, 

Lies on the shore he guarded lontr — and now 
Our startled eagle knows not where to rest! 

THE OU) TEAR. 

Lo. now, when dark December's gsthering storm 
M ith heavy wing o'ershadows numy a heart. 
Beside us the old year, with maflod fonn, 
Stands waiting to depart 

Weighed down as with a ponderous tale of woe, 
How dim his eyes, how wan his cheelts appear! 
Like Denmark's spectre king, with moticni alow 
He beckons the young year. 

LINES WRITTEN IN FLORENCE. 

Within this &r Etruscan dime, 

By vine^lad slopes and olive plains. 

And round these walls still left by Time, 
The bound'rieB of his <dd domains:— 

Hero at the dreamer's golden gcal, 
Whose dome o'er winding Amo dmpa. 

Where old K(Muance still breathes Its soul 
Through Poesy's enchanted stops : — 

Where Art still holds her ancient state 
(What though her banner now is fliried), 

And keeps within her guarded gate 
The household treasures of the world:— 

What Joy amid all this to find 
One single bird, or flower, or leaf, 

Earth's any simplest show designed 
For pleasure, what though finaU or brie^ 

If but that leaf or bird, or flower 
Where waft<>d from the western ttfaad, 

To breathe into one happy hour 
The freahneas of my naitive landl 



OUR WEEKLY GOSSIP. 



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Tbat joy is miiw-4he bird I iMtr, 
Tfae fiower is Uoominx near me now. 

The leaf iiuA lome great berd might wear 
In triumph en his laered bxow. 

For lady, while thy Tolee aod flkce 
Hake thee the Tuscan's lorelioet guest. 

Within this old romantic «paoe 
Breathes all the freshness of the West 

There are other exquisite poems. Some of 
the larger ones contain many brilliant flashes 
of genias, and perhaps are better worth co- 
pying, as a whole, than are those we haye se- 
lected; but we could not give a part, and 
hare not space to present the whole. 

We understand that Mr. Read leaves the 
country in July, taking with him his inter- 
esting fiimily. He goes for the purpose of re- 
maimng away a number of years, and will 
ijf reside at Florence. As a poet, he may be said 
to have made but a banning. 

. -THB OIVOROBO WIFE. 

— This story by Mr. T, S. Arthur, has 
been published by Peterson of our city. 
Like every thing from its clever and indus- 
trious author, it conveys a healthy moral, and 
is written in a mose engaging style. There 

I are few men in the country who write more, 
or to better purpose, than Arthur. He labors 
every day, and nearly every hour of the day. 
He has a weekly paper and a monthly maga- 
zine under his care ; and gives to both fully 
as much original matter as editors commonly 
do. He is, at the same time, throwing of two 
or three stories each week, and with Mr. Car- 
poiter, his clever assistant, is now engaged 
in a series of State Histories, which Messrs. 
Lippincott Grambo & Co. of our city, are 
publislung, and which are remarkably well 
done. 
XKtB omAF-reo bud 

— This is a beautifully printed memoir from 
the pen of Mrs A. H. Hawes. It was written 
**to solace the hours of lonliness that follow- 
ed the departure of a dear child, and to cover 
up the many pleasant memories connected 
with her, ere time should dim the recollec- 
tion." It is eminently worthy of the aflec- 
tionate object which the wounded parent 
sought to attain, and will be read, we ques- 
tion not, with melancholy pleasure by all ; 
and particularly by those who have been call- 
ed on to mourn the early dead. Redfidd, 
New York, publisher. 

MAR^^AOUKB VWVILLB. 

— This excellent historical romance from the 

ro of Herbert has been republished by Mr. 
8. Redfleld, of New York, m admirable style. 
It enjoys a wide-spread popularity ; indeed we 
have been disposed to consider it the very 
best novel its prolific and successful author 
has produced. He b^an his career as a fic- 
tionist with the " Brothers ;" a story very 
mndi after James, when he was James. Had 
he been content to have been leas James-ish, 



in the rapid manuftctnre of books, Herbert 
might have acquired, oertainly, a more pay- 
ing popularity. * 



—It appears that Col. Fitzgemld of the City 
Item, is to driver an oration at Cape May, on 
the Fourth d" July, forth coming. A large 
number of the press have been invited to be 
present on the occasion, and it is probable 
mm present appearances, a large number will 
go. 

—- The following on the subject of Hydropho- 
bia, we extract from a Cincinnati paper. 

"Now that public attention has been called 
to the subject of hydrophobia, it may interest 
some to know that an ingenious theory is held 
by some medical men, which rejects the idea 
that the madness of the hiter has any effect on 
the madness of the bitten, and affirms that 
hydrophobia is as likely to result from the bite 
of a doK in perfect health, as from one that is 
mad. Their chief reasons are, that the efiects 
of all other poisons are certain and determinate ; 
no other poison can be received into the system 
with impunity — yet hundreds of persons have 
been bitten by dogs unquestionably mad, and 
no evil effects have followed. Instances have 
been known where a score of persons have 
been bit severally by the same dog. and only 
one has been affected by hydrophobia. So also 
many persons have died from hydrophobia 
where the animids by whcnn they were bitten 
were never known or even suspected to bemad 
Other poisons have a specific time within 
which meir operation begins and ends — ^in hy- 
drophobia their is no such definite period — 
in some cases the effect shows itself immedi- 
ately — in others not till the laspe of months 
and even years. 

" Ten animals— the dog, wolf, fox and cat ; 
the horse, ass, mule, cow, sheep and pig — ^are 
all which are said to be susceptible of this 
disease, while the first four only are said to be 
able to communicate it. These four have 
teeth of a similar form, capable of making a 
deeply punctured wound. 

" From these facts, the conclusion has been 
draw that hydrophobia is of species of tetanus, 
resulting from the nature of the wound, and 
not from any poison injected into it. Tetanus, 
or lock-jaw, often results from a wound made 
bf a pomted instrument, like a nail, in the 
hand or foot, and the result has followed other 
injuries to the nerves. The two diseases seem 
to bear a general resemblance. Both are 
spasmodic, both affect the muscles of the 
throat, and both are attended with the same 
great excitement of the nervous system. 

" The above is a brief synopsis of the opin- 
ions of some ingenious memba« of the medical 



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BIZAKRS. 



wfaiofa, if MtaUkfaed, would go 
iar to dimmifih ^e terror which is now Mi 
whenerer a person is injored in anj way by 
tlM bke of a dog." 

— An American Artist named Page, now so- 
joming at Rome, has painted a very fine por- 
trait of Miss Cushroan, the actress. A cor- 
respondent writing fipom Rome, says : — 

** The critical and accurate draughtsmen, of 
the German and fVench school, wonder at the 
drawiqg, in which respect they consider Am- 
erican artists usually deficient Sculptors are 
amazed at its solidity t if I may use such a term, 
finding that though upon canvass, it has 
almost as mlich body and positive form, as if 
cut in marbleb Wiu regard to the coloring, 
there can be but one opinion ; not artists and 
critics only but all who have eyes to see and 
how beautiful it is. Even when examined 
closely no trace of slow, laborious painting 
can be observed : it seems to have been created 
by one sweep of a magic brush. Every vein, 
every line in the original may be found in the 
picture, though subordinate to the grand 
whole, and only to be seen when sought for ; 
and over all the rests, if not the down which 
softens the humane face, a downy softness, 
like the *'flower dust," blown over the petals 
of a flower, apparently resting so lightly upon 
them that a breath might blow it away. 

— A Domestic Telegraph will shortly be at- 
tempted in New York. The Tribune says : — 
*' The present idea is to establish in the up- 
per part of New Tork ten offices, with House's 
printing instrument; and wires connecting 
with the office in Wall Street. They will 
transmit brief messages for a very small Mum, 
and must neccessarily do a large business. 
It is not improbable that the Telegraph may 
be so extended as to do nearly all the real 
business correspondence between up town and 
down town« The Post-Office is two slow; 
messenger boys are not always at hand, and 
when found must require much more time and 
cost more than the wires. 

— Grisi and Mario are not to appear next 
season at the New Opera House in xsew York, 
because the Opera Committee will not under- 
take to have the house built and ready by any 
particular day : and besides according to a pa- 
per, Mr. Hackett has the written engagement 
with these singers and refuses to take the lease 
of the house on the conditions required by 
the Stockholders, namely: two hundred re- 
served and non-payingseats as their property, 
in addition to rent. We think Mr. Hackett is 
right, 

— Tbaokbrat, we are told, has concluded to 

. take up his residence in our country ; he says, 

it is f^ither added, that in ten years the United 

^ ' will equal England, while in twenty 

) will be fkr outstrinned by ns. 



— Mb. Rbdfibld has commenced the publi- 
cation of an edition (rf* Shakspeare, with the 
emendations and corrections of Mr. Collier's 
£unous old Folio, and it will be completed in 
sixteen parts. Parts I and 11, already sent 
to us, are elegantly gotten up in all respects. 
This edition of the writings of the immortal 
bard, must certainly take precedence of all 
those heretofore published. 

-^ Several books remain on onr table unno- 
ticed. Among them — *' Thackeray's Humor- 
ous Writers of the Days of Queen Anne," and 
*' Coleridge's Works,''^ vol. v., from the Har- 
pers : "John Randolph, Wirt," Ac, trom A- 
Hart; ** The Old Home by the River," from 
the Harpers ; *' Great Orations and Senatorial 
Speeches of Webster," from W. M. Hayward, 
of Rochester, N. Y., throuch J. W. Moore of 
our city. We are indebted to Messrs. Getx, 
Buck & Co., for the books of the Messrs. 
Harper : and to Mr. T. B. Peterson for those 
of Redfield. — Since writing the above, Messrs. 
Henderson & Co. have sent us ** Edgar Clif- 
ton," from the publishing house of Appleton 
& Co., New York. We have also received 
from H. Long & Brother, New York — through 
T. B. Peterson A Co., of Philadelphia — 
"Harry Coverdale's Courtship." 

—A New Bedford, (Mass.) corretpondeiii of 
the New York Tribune, says: — 

' ' Prof. Agassiz lectures this evemag. It is 
a ftct which needs explanation, that when 
the concert or flashy harangna fills the Oily 
Hall, the finest efforts of swh minds call to- 

g ether less than half the number,. Then is 
owever, a monument of fame in New Bedibrd, 
in its " City Library," the only one oi the 
kind in the world, whose first annual report 
I send you. By an appropriation form the 
Corporation, the rooms, Dooks and Librarian 
furnished : and the whole population have free 
access to the sevend thousand volumes already 
collected. Its peculiar model feature, is, thai 
the poorest citizen may, under proper regula- 
tions, draw without expense. The librarr 
circulates amons the masses, and cheers with 
its wealth of intttlect the humblest habitatioo. 

— We hear that our friend the clever editor 
of the Model Courier has sold his spleiidid 
mansion in Wafaiut Street, in order tbal be 
may take a house nearer his bosjneaa. CM » 
good price, too, they say. 

— Mr. William Lyon, Mackenzie says, in the 
last number of his Toronto Message, touching 
the mobbing of Gavazzi : 

'* In 1780, 1 think it was, a protestant mob 
destroyed the Roman catholic chapel, Edin- 
burgh. Lord George Gordon's Londrai riots 
are well known — the Boston outrage— and 
more recently the Philadelphia bnmintf of 
Cathohc chapds and libranes, are fre£ in 
men's minds. Do not the rioteuR td. dml^i! 



EDITOBS' SiJiS^SOnCL 



1T5 



Catholic city, enter a free Protestant church, 
IS in the GaTazti ease V* 



~ The Yery best authors will sometimes make 
the Yery biggest Bulls : Littleton, author of 
the Classical Dictionary, ^ycs us under the 
word speculariat *' Glass Wmdoufs made of fine 
trao^iarent stone, like isinglass. ' ' fhe Colos- 
sus of Lexicographers, Samuel Johnson, is as 
deep in the mire. Turn to his <' Journey to 
the Western Islands, (edition 12mo. printed 
in Edinbui^h, 1802), and ^f^ ^^f where 
he is describing the winter of the Hebrides, 
he ei3>resses himself thus. — *' the inlets of the 
sea wnich shoot yery far into the island, neyer 
have any ice upon them, and the joools of fresh 
water vnU never hear the wdker. Turn also, 
to p. 77 of the same book, and the following 
inexcusable Bull occurs: — '* Macleod choked 
them with ^noke, and left them fifing dead by 
ftmilies as they stood" At page 23 we have 
another specimen : — *' This nculty oi seeing 
things out of sight is local." 



~ An editorial friend was sitting in his o£Sce 
the other day, busily engaged in writing edi- 
torials, when all at once pop — bang, startled 
him from behind. '* Oh ! Vm shot," thought 
the editor ; '* dM-HMnnebody has at last re- 
TMed the injuries my pen has done man- 
kmd ;" and he should have added *' the King's 
English"--'' Oh !*' Here he placed his hand 
to the back of his head, the place which had 
reoeired the ball. There was no hole, though 
the hair was moist, as if covered with blood. 
'* It has glanced off! my life is safe," said the 
maa of the quill. And so it had, — that is the 
cork of a Spruce-Bew bottle near. The 
Mp— toig was caused by the rapid out-going 
of the said cork, the shot was caused by the 
said oork coming suddenly in contact with 
the writer's i^ull, and the blood was a spirt 
of as good a brew, as ever gladdened the 
palate of any man, woman, or child. 



—When Marmontel was a school-boy, his 
master chastised him for some youthful offen- 
ces, which he resented by so severe a lampoon 
that be was under the necessity of running 
away. Being afraid of returning to his pa- 
reatSy he entered himsdf as a private solmer 
in a regiment commanded by the Prince of 
C«d(D: and in the year that he obtaineda 
hamfcif the celebrated poet wrote his charm- 
ing History of Belisari us. Man^ apnlioations 
WMTO made fin* his discharge, which the Prince 
alwi^f^ withstood, declaring it to be the most 
flatUring honour he could possibly receive, to 



have soiA a man as Marmontdi a sergeaai in 
his regiment. Once a year, at the general 
review, this distinguished individual i^m^ured 
in his station, and whde multitudes nocked 
to see him. After the review was over, Mar- 
montel had invaiiably the honour to dine with 
his illustrious Colotidand the {nincipal oflQcers 
of the army, by whom he Was esteemed to 
admiratioii. 

OLIVER. 

— The word clever is, a writer informs us, an 
adjunct, in which idl the learned languages 
are deficient. There is said to be no expres* 
sion in any of them which conveys the com- 

Erehensive idea of this epithet. We may 
ence suppose, that the character here in- 
tended, as well as the expression, is peculiar 
to these states ? And, indeed, it is in a land 
of liberty only that a man can be completely 
clever. 

DBeTRUO-riON-eT-AND PRON/I UIMOKRl 

— The SundayMercury is altogether too ter- 
rific for us. We betake ourselves from the 
track to avoid its mi ghtv besom. Such learning, 
and such ferocity combined, have been rarely 
if ever before seen We are promised our life, 
if we will desist from further exposure of the 
editor's ignorance. Magnificent mercy ! But 
why should'nt the Mercury man relax a little 
towards the Register, and the booksellers, and 
Mr. Alexander &nith I We pray Uiat they 
may be spared entire destruction, at any rate* 
Leave a few shreds of their clothing, or at 
least a large grease spot. It is positively 
too bad, that when one of the Smiths really 
does reflect a credit upon the family, he ^ould 
not be permitted to wear his laurels in peace* 

K400ML.IQI-IT— 

— Country moonlight, too ! We have enjoyed 
floods upon floods of it within the past week, 
With the late outpouring of summer, we an* 
ranged to pass the nights, for a period, at old 
and dearly-loved Beverly. Thither we go, 
of an evening, to drink in pure, fresh country 
air, and to luxuriate in country moonlight, 
perfumed by country honeysuckles, jessamme, 
and new-mown hav ! Mind and body are re- 
freshed by the changes from pavement to 
ereen swird, from gas-light to moonlight. 
Masculines ten years younger might be cast 
into imhealthy excitement by this country 
moonlight, with its country perfumes; that 
is, rendered so susceptible, by its influences, 
that just the little nnger of woman might 
throw them into a love-phoby, showing it^f 
by sighs and starts, and kisses not always of 
the air ; but old sober-sided blase Bizarrs — 
he is incapable of any such nonsense ! 

-TMK BOURBON QUBBTION. 

— ^We learn that theRev. Mr. Hanson is prepar- 
ing a book, which will contain all the evidence 
he has collected touching the claima of Bev« 



in 



BIZAItBE. 



Eleuer 'Williams to the Duiphmship of 
France. He has procured many hcts since 
his last pahlication in Putnam^s Monthly^ — 
some of them gathered through the useful 
offices of a venerable g^iUeman in this city — 
which will greatly strengthen his case. One 
or two of these facts have fallen within our 
knowledge : and they certainly have a bear- 
ing upon the point aimed at, of remarkable 
force and directness. 

•• AN AOePT AT FUFPINO " 

— The Mercury, in replying to an article of 
ours touching its ignorance as to current lite- 
rature, calls us an adept in puffing. Suppose 
this to be true ; our puffing is a matter of bu- 
siness» having nothing whatever to do with 
Bizarre. We might retort upon the editor 
of the Mercury, and charge him with insince- 
rity in the great crusade and war of extermi- 
nation which he is going to wage against 
booksellers, because he is a smart Philadel- 
phia lawyer ; and hence, by profession, ready 
and willing to appear forplamtiff or defend- 
ant as the fee invites. What, pray, has our 
business, or our bread and butter, gathered 
through the columns of another journal, got to 
do with Bizarre ? Its pages are as free from 
bought opinion as any other journal in the 
country, the Mercury not excepted. 

VKRNON. *0. 

— The stirring tale, "Vernon," is from the 
pen of James Rees, Esq. When its publica- 
tion in our pages is concluded, it will be dra- 
matised by him for the stage. A propos, 
touching communications. A package, con- 
taining notices of the Academy of Arts — ^pro- 
mised by us— has miscarried. Will friends 
who write us be kind enough to have their 
fitvors delivered at our own desk, in back room, 
srcond story of No. 4 Hart*s Building; or, 
should it be closed, they may be left at Mr. 
Bryson's printing office, one story above. 

AN/iueeiv/ieNTa. 

— Buckley's New Orleans Serenaders, an old 
and popular troupe recently returned from 
California, are singing with ^clat at Musical 
Fund Hall. 

— Mr. Perham, it will be seen, continues the 
exhibition of the Panorama of California, as 
well as the gift distribution, until the 25th 
inst. ; when there will be a public sale of the 
painting. Next week, we hear, he commences 
the exhibition of new paintings — viz.: the 
Mammoth Cave and the Crystal Palace — and 
offers a new lot of valuable gifts. Such en- 
terprize as Perham's is ought to be well re- 
warded. We learn that Mr. Stalcup, the 
tidented delineator of the Panorama of Cali- 
fornia, performs the same important duly for 
the new paintings. 

— Sanford's Op^ Troupe has left town for a 
few weeks. Wiieii they return, they will take 



possesskm of the new Opera House in Twetfth 
Street. 

— A grand musical jubilee of Germans com- 
mences in this city on the 25th, and continiies 
until the 29th, instant. The programme mn- 
nounces that the " arrangements are of the 
most extensive kind, on a scale, indeed, sur- 
passing anything of the same nature ever be- 
fore witnessed in this city. Exclusive of the 
Vocal Musical Associations of Philadelphia, 
societies from New York, Baltimore, Wash- 
ington, Boston, Richmond, Va., uid other 
cities, numbering in all about 800 male vocal 
performers, who will participate in the grand 
jubilee concert!" What an army of {npes 
there will be. We shall be greatly mistaken, 
too, if the lager is not scverdy punished. 

KRAWFI8M— lANA. 

— Of all the yottnff men in our county we are 
inclined to thmk tnat Brigham will give the 
government the most trouble. 

— An Illustrious Irishman. — 0*Rion was 
one of the most illustrious personages of an- 
tiquity. His rain was celebrated even in the 
time of .tineas ; for the amorous Dido, de- 
siring to prevent the departure of her wan- 
dering lover, sends him this warning : — 

'*Tdl bim that charged with deluges of rals, 
ClUon rages on the watery main.** 

There are very few of the ancients who retain 
their lustre in our day with as little diminu- 
tion as O^Rion, 



— I suppose this is magn^ ekarta, (carta) 
the man said, when he saw the big timl 
wheels. 



BuaiNeea men/is. 



— Col. Maurice has got up some bcautifol 
blank-books for the New York Crystal Palace. 
They of course will produce a great excite- 
ment The Colonel, by last accounts, was in 
New York making arran^ents for the exhi- 
bition. He does everythmg well. We c^ten 
have had occasion to speak of the Colonel and 
his beautiful new store, at 123 Chestnut St., 
and we trust the day may be far away when 
the cause of such honest commendation shall 
be among the things that were. 

— Mr William G. Mason, whose card, seal and 
other engraving has been so long among the 
notable features of the town, purpo8es,^M>rt- 
ly, removing from his present stand. No 46, 
to No 204 Chestnut, above Eighth. We caQ 
attention to his advertisement. When he gets 
established at his new store we shall take oc- 
casion to speak more at length, 

— William T. Pry, 227 Arch, is rapidly pre- 
paring for the occupation of his new store, 
nearly opposite to his present stand. Fry^ 
success since he came to the city has been 
great, but not more so than merited. He iMtt - 
a beautiful stock of writing de^os. 



VERNON; OB, THE DBAMA OF LIFE. 



177 




WHAT UT rou, MASOAFV*^rarquhttr. 



xmtt. 



POR TRB WIXK ISTDII^O 

BATVRDAT, JVIiT S, 1853* 

VEUNON; OR, THE DRAMA 
OF LIFE.* 

CHAPTER Vm. 

*1 pnjy rir. d««] with men In misery, 
liko one that may himself bo miserable." 

We now conduct our reader to the room 
lUuded to in our last chapter, where Mr. St. 
Clair was actively en^cd in arranging and 
assorting the Tarious kinds of paper and rags, 
as heing better adapted to the sort of paper 
they were to make. This room, was divided 
from the adjoining one, in which Vernon and 
his compamons were in the habit of meeting, 
by a simple partition of boards. It had been 
papered many years before, but now it was 
stripped of this fancy covering, and numer- 
ous cracks, and broken panels, not only af- 
forded free ingress for the wind, but for 
sound. Of this St. Clair was fully aware, 
and often had he shuddered at language and 
words, which were used bv the inmates of 
that room, and which reached him through 
these ** wastes of time." 

While at his work, many bitter throughts 
pasRed through the brain of the old man ; 
they were of others, not of himself; content 
wiui his lot, he could smile at the storm, and 
defy the tempest. 

He was in the act of separating some old 
papers, when a sound in the adjoing chamber, 
caused him to listen. 

"Ah! he exclaimed, "there thev come, 
bark ! that voice— yes it is Maitland^s; lost — 
lost— Vernon !" It was Maitland's voice he 
beard, and the words came hissing through 
the crevices oi the old partition — the old man 
doddered. 

** The last cent — Vernon, is gone — what's 
to be done ?" The wretched Vernon, thus ad- 
dressed, (and upon whose reply St. Clau", 
ttemed most anxious to hear) answered —'* I 
know not, we have reached the lowest round 
of the ladder, there we must lie." 

•* You lie if you say so !" 

'* MaitlMid — be advised, rouse not the sleep- 
ing devil within this hell— be advised, I would 
not harm you — guilty as I am, do not urge me 
to— murder." 

"Bah — ^you have grown sentimental, 
squeamish ; but you have a talisman to awe 
me I know ; now tell me Vernon how came 

(ObBthraed firam page 166.) 



YOU by that papei^— that card— tell me dd 

"Ha! ha! this little card, this name ? ha ! 
ha ! magic Maitland. It has kept you in a 
sort of moral prison ever since I showed it to 
you, ha! ha!" 

St. Clair, during this p(»rtion of the dialo- 
gue, was almost unconciously handling an <^d 
parchment, he had now opened it, and was in 
the act of i-eading, when the voices contin- 
ued: — 

* * Aye Vernon, the name on that card is to me 
terror; it comes up spectre like from the grave, 
to blast me. If it were not for that card, I 
would you at my feet ; as it is, it places me at 
yours. But I could tell you Vernon — no, not 
now — ^I could reveal things — but no more of 
this, let us drink— here is that which will 
drown the horrors of reflection." The ging- 
ling of glasses told that the carousal had com- 
menced. 

Mr. St. Clair, now took up the parchment — 
as he gazed upon it, his eyes became fixed, 
his frame trembled. " Gracious providence!" 
he exclaimed, *' how strange and mysierious 
are all thy ways; but let me be satisfied." 
Again were his eyes riveted on the parchment 
before him. 

The sound of rattling glasses had now 
ceased, and the conversation was renewed in 
the next room. 

•* So Vernon, you refiise to join me in the 
plan of robbing this man, whose name is a 
spell to make me fear and dread him ; will 
you not join me I say in this deed ? He is 
my foe, and cannot be your friend." 

"Join you Maitland, in this? no, never, 
wretched, miserable, fallen as I am— I will 
still preserve my honor " 

"Honoi^bah! You have ahready pro- 
served it, in a rum bottle ; and there it hangs 
suspended in mid-air like one of those poison- 
ous reptiles the druggists keep in their win- 
dows to frighten children with ; Imh ! your 
honor is all moonshine. And more ; what 
harm is there in taking from the rich, that 
which thev have drawn by fouloppresion from 
the poor f it is a part and portion of the 
wealth of the wcH'ld ; it is theirs, ours, every 
body's." 

** False reasoning Maitland ; this is the lan- 
guage, and the feeble ailment of levellers. 
The man who amasses wealth, does it by the 
exercise of a superior judgment — ^he wills a 
thing and it is done ; in the realization of 
it, too, he makes thousands happy ; we do not 
belong to that class ; we have forsook labcnr, 
and its blessings fall not on us. No Mait- 
land, let us rather be what we are, drunkards — 
than seek to add robberyto our crimes. Come, 
fill up the glasses, here is oblivion to the 
past!^ 

<< Wen let that rass— yet I have another 
I^an — come nearer Vernon— I haveaseeietto 



178 



BIZABBE. 



oommunicate, bnt first see if the door is shut, 
close, there— it has no lock, no matter. But 
first, let us fill the glasses." Turn we now 
to St. Clair. 

His eyes had devoured every word of the 
parchment, and his mind taken the impres- 
sion, its whole contents were now made plain, 
inteligible, and clear to view, he laid it down, 
drew a long breath, and exclaimed — **The 
lost will ! — ^mysterous Providence, this is one 
of thy wonderful ways to bring the dark ac- 
tions of men to light ; but how to act ? — rest 
here precious document. The will thus found 
hark — ^what words are those ? it is Ver- 
non's voice — ^I must listen, heaven pardon 
me!" 

"Well, now Maitland, for your great se- 
cret?" 

*< This girl, Alice, my adopted daughter, 
for she is not my child; is now our only 
chance." 

*• What mean you ? 

"She was stolen from her parents!" St. 
Clair upon hearing this, involuntary uttered 
an exclamation of surprise. 

" Hark Vernon, what sound was that ? who 
is in the next chamber ?" 

" Old Mr. St. Clair picks rags there, Mait- 
land, only think of that ! a rag-picker — and 
I — I — ha ! ha ! it is my work, wife and chil- 
dren in a factory ; hell and furies — I will not 
support this much longer. Tell me your 
scheme, out with it !" 

' * Listen to me, and you need not suffer thus. 
The giii I stole — I — ^I— ha 1 ha ! the secret is 
mine — ^I stole her from a man whase father 
wron^ me — ^it was a sweet revenge ha ! ha ! 
she will now become the instrument of admin- 
istering to our wants." 

"How?" 

"Claim the reward, aye more, make our 
demand boldly, I have all the proofs, ready 
at hand." ^ ^ y 

" Merciful heavens," mattered St. Clair," 
could I but hear the name." 

" You say Maitland, that you have proofe ; 
what are they?" 

" See here, this trinket was round her neck, 
and she has a breast-pin, which I gave her 
since. This trinket is evidence enough, but I 
have others." 

Tell me the name of her Father?" St. 
dair in his anxiety to learn the name, fell 
over a stool ; the noise alarmed the two men, 
and a whispering was idl the old man heard, 

" ! it was nothing— St Clair is somewhat 
deaf," remarked Vernon, "and if he were not, 
he could not distinguish words ; give me ibe 
name of Alice's father ?" 

" You will be secret ?" 

"As the grave." 

"Tfaenieamthatitia hark! someone 

knocks." 



"Ah, the door opens — ^Maitland do you 
know that man ?" 

" Ah ! ha ! This is indeed triumph,'* was 
the wild response of the latter, as Mr. Gil- 
bert stepped mto the room. He fi xed his eyes 
upon Maitland, and gently enquired the cause 
of his mirth. Maitland still laughed. 

'* Mr. Vernon, it was against this man I 
once warned you, how have you repaid my 
proffered services to save you from his arts. 
Look around, look at yourself, all speak ; in- 
deed you may weU be silent." 

Mr. St. Clair, who had heard every word, 
found himself so completely entangled in the 
matter, and suspecting some strange develop- 
ments placed himself still nearer the larger 
opening, muttering to himself—" may heaven 
pardon me if I err in this, but the future fate 
of my darling Alice hangs upon the issue of 
this interview." 

The voice of Maitland was now heard. 
" And so sir. you are here to blast me, you, who 
after what passed at the death bed of your 
father " 

" Silence ! unhappy man, judge me not by 
your own base heart : an oath is ever sacred 
with one who knows its holy character. That 
oath I have kept — You will never be brought 
to justice for the wrongs you did my father, 
he forgave you, and for that act of his, you 
are free. But it was to save Mr. Vernon from 
your villianies that I warned him, and now 
sir his neglect of that advice is his ruin." 

" And you came here to tell me that ?" 

"No! I came here to see this wretched 
man^s family, it was only to day I learned 
frOm my agent that they resided here. I 
came here to proffer my assistance if it was 
required, and as this property belongs to me, 
exact no rent, until such time as things as- 
sume a brighter form." 

" Indeed Mr. Gilbert, this is kind, but you 
see liquor has us now under control, and work 
we cannot," remarked Vernon. 

" Unhappy men— for such indeed you are 
— ^I would do more for you if you would fbr- 
swear that poisonous dnnk. L^bor is healthy, 
it adds to the strength of body, the power of 
mind, it is the grand moving principle of na- 
ture ; and its neglect is ruin and misery. But 
I wish to see Mrs. Vernon and the children— 
reflect miserable men on your condition, and 
repent ere it be too late. So saying he left 
the room. 

"Aye," muttered Mwtland, "repent, ye8 
when I have wreaked my vengeance on your 
head — arouse Vernon, why are you moping 
there? action man, action.' 

" What are we to do ?" 

" Do— did I not tell you about the girt?— 
" what noise is that there close by this parti- 
tion? let us examine — ^no, there is no one 
there, a huge pile of rags, and papers — now 
listen— but no ! this is not the place, walls 



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they say haye ears, come let us get out in the 
opeQ air, and then you shall learn all." 

YeiTKHi, who ever since the departure of 
Gilbert, had remained in one position, now 
arose and mechanically followed Maitland. 
No sooner had they gone, than old St. Clair 
retired to his labor exclaiming — ** The link of 
the chain is broken, I cannot connect it ; 
would that I had heard more ! But stay 
let me collect my scattered thoughts — this 
win, this long lost will, brings us wealth— let 
me remember — what was the exclamation of 
Maitland when Gilbert entered the room, that 
kind gjMKl hearted mechanic, let me recol- 
lect. He laughed, a fearful laugh that was ; 
and exclaimed, this is my triumph! what 
could he mean? would that I had heard 
more. Ah here comes my children, — "here 
you are, all smiling, my dear daughter : yon 
see how labor is rewarded ; it makes us bless 
the hour we applied onrseWes to it. Well m^ 
little rose-bud how go your lessons ?" This 
was addressed to Anna. 

** grand-pa, I am in the French dass ;" 
*• flee here is my book." 

*• And James how goes it with you ?" 

<< Grand-pa I am lazy." 

** Now James, don^t you say so ; look at 
Robert — docs he look like a lazy boy?" 

"No, but I am." 

"Wdl, well, you are good children all." 
The mother, and Alice had taken off their 
bonnets and shawls, and had seated themsel- 
ves on a bench, the former enquired if Mr. 
YenKm bad been there. 

" He has, and left the house a few moments 
ago." was the reply. 

"Who"— and her voice ftdtered— " who 
was with him ?" 

" That num." 

" Poor Vernon, he is lost to us forever ?" 

** Mother, dear mother, who is lost for- 
ever ?" was the sudden enquiry of the chil- 
dren — their eyes looked anxiously toward 
tbefa* mother. She was in tears — and through 
than — thqr had their answer !" 

How eloquent are tears ! 

Alice withdrew the attention of the chil- 
dren to scHnething she picked up from the 
heap of papers, and their little hearts were 
agam haj^y, made so by a pure and virtuous 

Mr. St. Chdr, who had observed this little 
aoene, now spoke. " My dear children come 
hoe, around me, that is right, draw up that 
bench, be seated now and listen.* * A short 
time ago we were all living in a large house — 
rieh fivnitiire, costly pictures, and comforta- 
ble beds were ours — tne Winter wind whis- 
tkd without, and the hail rattled against the 
windows, we heeded it not, for wealth had 
guarded us against the dements, and they 
pawed us by. Storms and tempests my chil- 
dren not unfirequently rush fiercely over the 



marbled palaces, and spend their fury on some 
wretdied hovel. We are living here now in 
poverty, in wretchedness: these old walls will 
scarcely keep out the snow drift, let alone the 
wind, and yet my children, we have borne it 
well : there has been no murmuring, no an- 
gry feeting elicited, no railing at Providence ; 
this is as it should be." 

" Grand pa I like work." 

" Grand pa I like to go to the public school." 

" Grand-pa I wont be lazy^ any more" 
These words were rapidly uttered by the chil- 
dren. 

" Indeed my children I like to hear you say 
so. And your mother and Alice, how did 
they behave ? Nobly both of them. Their 
rich dresses were thrown aside, and their 
whole hearts were centered in you, and for 
you they have labored and provided." 

" Indeed father," smilingly remarked Mrs. 
Vernon, " you speak as if you had done noth- 
ing. What say you Alice f " 

" That grand rather has done more than us 
all— he works, and tells us how we must act, 
to become good and prosperous." 

" Well my children, we are all reccmciled 
to our fate. Now listen. There is in store 
for you all a greater surprise. Nay be not 
alarmed, misfortune has done its worst — I — 
come nearer, let not the sound of my voice be 
heard beyond our little circle — ^I have found 
the will of Reynolds St Clair !" 

" Merciful heavens, where ?" 

"Hush my daughter — ^I found it there," 
pointing to the heap of papers. 

" And — I — am — f 

" His sole heir !" 



CHAPTER DL 

** Fw may we Bwrch bcfbre we find, 
A heart so manly or so kind.** 

ScoiVt Marmion, 

Our readers will think, or probably have 
already so decided, that we have dropped two 
of our most interesting characters Margaret 
and Peter. If so they will, we hope be agree- 
ably disappointed to find them the subject of 
this chapter. 

" I tell you Maggy," exclaimed the exas- 
perated Peter, as he met his lady*love, at the 
end of the lawn, " this is the very day you 
were to give me answer, now let me hear it. 
I won't wait, there is Betsy Miller, Sally 
Stroud, and Jane Williams all ready to jump 
into my arms." 

"Oh youvillian, what marry all three?' 
' But Peter I did promise, and only wanted 
to try another charm before I said yes, or no." 

"Now Mag, I do wish you would leave 
th^se charms alone: what other charm do you 
want to try, than the one that now stands be- 
fore you ! Look, behold !" 

" Yes, I see a full grown charm, bat it is 



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one I have not made up my mind to try, be- 
sides have you thought oyer what we last 
talked about?" 

** I have ; and there, it is all that I can 
raise!" 
"How much is it? 

** Fifte*^n dollars," ** I could not get more." 
** Well Peter that is more than I expected ; 
as I have but ten, making in all twenty- five 
dollars : and all this goes to that cruel land- 
lord Mr. Gilbert. Oh if I had the power 
would 'nt I give him something to remember 
me the longest day he lived. Oh Peter, but is 
it not dreadful ? it was but the other day one 
of these landlords turned a poor family out 
into the street, husband, wife, and four chil- 
dren : the former was sick, and had not been 
able to work for months — there stood the piH)r 
children, trembling in the cold, there stood 
the poor woman her eyes filled with tears. 
Their little furniture, lay scattered around, 
and as their eyes rested on their humble ef- 
fects, it seemed as if hope itself had fled. I 
could not stand it, and so ran away." 
" And what became of them ?" 
" I do not know. I suppose their things 
were aU sold ?" 

** No they were not." 

** I saw them in the street ; were they not 
houseless?" 
"No!" 

" Were they taken to the poor house ?" 
"No!" 

"Why Peter, what do you know about 
them ?" 

•* Listen. T had fifty dollars which I was 
saving up for Mrs. Vernon, and shortly after 
you must have seen the family. I passed that 
way ; I could not bear the sight — my money 
burned in my pocket. I paid the rent, help- 
ed to move their furniture to another house, 
gave them five dollars, and that fifteen dol- 
lars is all that is left." 

"Peter— come to my arms, the charm is 
complete— I will try no other." 

"Now Maggy, let me ask what put it into 
your head that Mr. Gilbert was going to seize 
the furniture of Mrs. Vernon for rent. 

" I heard it from some one, and landlords 
are all hard hearted." 

" Nay, do not say so: Mr. Gilbert is one of 
the best men I know : he is rich, charitable, 
and just to all. He will not take any rent at 
all— for I caUed upon him to day, and now 
Maggy we can offer our little savings for their 
own immediate use." 

" 0, Peter, what a duck of a little man you 
are." 

"Better a duck than a goose; but come 
along, and as we walk down this beautiful ' 
lane, which you know leads to the dwelling of i 
the Vemons, let us fix the day for our mar- 
riage." I 



" Well Peter, but remember, it must not be 
on a Friday." 

• • • « • 

In what was called the sitting room of Ver- 
non's dwelling, all the family except Vernon 
himself, were seated around a table eating 
their humble meal. Mr. St. Clair sat at the 
head of the table. He had just finished graoe, 
and was in the act of helping the children, 
when the following conversation commenced. 
" And so father, we are once more rich; could 
it brmg m^ husband back to virtue, how 
much happier would this accesion of wealth 
make us. 

" True my child, but it will take time to 
establish the will, and money: in the mean- 
time let its discovery remain with all a secret 
— ^hark — here comes Vernon and Maitland — 
be silent children." 

" So," was the word he uttered, as he stag- 
gered into the room, followed by his drunken 
companion, ** you seem to enjoy yourselves in 
my absence — but I— I am the outcast !" 

" No William, not an outcast — we are Uie 
outcasts from your love, your care and pro- 
tection." 

" Mrs. Vernon, I came here with your hus- 
on business, not to hear sermons : I owe you 
much, madam, more than I can repay ; I am 
here now to take away my daughter." 

"No no, Maitland you do not mean it, 
take Alice away, the pride and comfort d'roy 
life — ^my friend, my companion my child ?" 

" It must be so madam." 

" Never, I will resist your base attempts to 
snatch her from us." 

Alice in the alarm created had flown to 
Mrs. Vernon, and held firmly to her, exclaim- 
ing, " save me, save me ! 

•* You see Vernon, your wife refuses to de- 
liver her charge, my child !" 

" Well, that donT hinder you from taking 
her does it ?" 

" William, lost as you are to all senae of 
feeUng, can you sit calmly there, and loc^ 
tamely upon this outrage." 

" She belongs to him." 

" She does not belong to him — ^has she not 
been to us as a child? — have we not been to 
her as parents ? — see how your own children, 
cling to her: you must not, shall not, tear her 
from us ! "0, Maitland, leave her with us, 
and I will foigive you all the misery, and the 
wo you have brought upon us." 

" All very well madam, but it will not avail, 
she must go !" 

" Never ! Alice fly; escape—" 

" Not so fast— listen Alice — ^you go to your 
fiither!" 

" My fkther ? why you long since told me 
he was dead." 

'* That was false; he lives, — so come along.'* 
" Mother, dear mother !" 



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181 



*' FA&er, can joa sit there, and see Alice 
torn Irem ns ?'* 

" Let St. Clair, attempt at his peril ; Mr. 
Vernon here, will assist me in my duty, wont 
you sir?" 

** Indeed I most — for I know the secret of 
her birth." 

Mr. St. Clair, who had remained perfectly 
still during the whole of this scene, now rose 
up, and stepping into the middle of the room, 
and looking Maitland fVdl in the face — exclaim- 
ed— 

" And so do I — she toas stolen !" 

" Stolen," was uttered by all. 

" Aye, and by that fiend — that wretch who 
DOW stands before us." 

" What mean you sir ?" 

*' Back villain ; or dread an old man's ven- 
geance — I repeat it : that vile monster stole 
this child when she was some two years of 
age — stole her from her home in a spirit of 
revenge ; and would now reap the reward of 
his villainy, by racking once more those 
hearts, he has made wretched so long. She 
moves net hence, under your guidance Mait- 
land — attempt it at your peril — I am old, but 
in such a cause heaven wiU give me strength. " 

" Mr. St. Clair:" remarked Vernon, " you 
presume too much, this is my house !" 

*• No sir, it is not your house— the landlord 
exacts no rent, it is the home of your poor 
wife, and these sufiering children." 

* Come, my children, Alice take my arm — ^let 
us leave these men to concoct some other 
8cheme-HX)me with me, to the next cham- 
ber." 

So saying, they all left the room, but *not 
until the children, went up to their father, 
and kissing his burning cheek, and with 
childish prattle, tried to get him to follow 
tiiem. 

** Maitland, your scheme has failed, but I 
have learned one thing and that is. I know 
now who Alice's father is." 

" Villain — ^what mean you— did I impart to 
you that ?" 

**No! but circumstances have betrayed 
you." 

•* And would you betray me ?" 

** No — ^I am a scoundrel, but I will not turn 
iDf<»iner. Mr. St. Clair must have heard a 
portion of our conversation." 

•* Yes, and holds ^a rod of fire over our 
heads. But all is not lost, something can be 
made of the aifair yet." 

(Continued In No. 80.) 

— Ole Bull has formed a colony in the upper 
part <^ Pennsylvania. Kit Krawfish says, he 
half suspects that the old fellow has a ** sneak- 
in likin" for Ole Ann, who Uves over in York 
state ; and he would not be surprised, if after 
all it was only a scheme of Ole canrnexor 

tinn. 



SKETCHES OF GEORGIA. 

SKBTOH SBGOND. 

Bonaventura — The Thunderbolt Road — Lo' 

vers Lane — The Orphan House — George 

WhUefield. 

Some five miles from Savannah, there is a 
deeply interesting spot ; which, both on ac- 
count of its beauty and the associations con- 
nected with it, attracts the attention of citi- 
zen and stranger, eliciting at once admiration 
and veneration. The road leading to Bona- 
ventura, may be seen every evening, filled 
with merry parties of fair ladies and their 
captive knights, who, in the cool and calm 
hours of evening, leaving the warm city, are 
thus enjoying the pure country air— either on 
horse-back, in open buggies, or in strolling 
among the dark shadows of the magnificent 
forest trees, and plucking the wild flowers 
which cluster beneath their branches. Thun- 
derbolt is the name which this road bears. It 
passes near a locality, where tradition says 
that a thunderbolt once descended from an 
unusually dark cloud on an oppressively warm 
sunmier's afternoon : entering the earth, and 
leaving a trace of its passage downwards in 
the rent soil: immediately a spring welled 
forth from the opening, whose waters savored 
strongly of the bolt. This is doubtless an 
Indian romance, perhaps suggested and con- 
firmed by the presence of iron or sulphur, 
which may have impregnated the water in 
the neighoorhood. but it is not the spring 
with its legend that most attracts our notice. 
A few more revolutions of the wheel, and we 
are upon holy ground. Those magnificent 
trees radiating trom one common centre in 
extended avenues, and meeting over head, 
casting a mournful shade over the tomb-stones, 
attract our attention. Thev seem like long 
rows of Sphinxes guarding the entrance to the 
temple of Camac. The " Live Oak" is a 
tree of an uncommonly interesting character, 
and imposing appearance. It is indeed here, 
the father of the forest, still fresh in the 
majesty of its might, when others are bend- 
ing and decaying under the weight of years — 
appears mountain like, the sole chronicler 
of centuries. From massive roots striking 
laterally and deeply in every direction, it lifts 
its enormous trunk, which not unfrequently 
measures from twenty to thirty feet in circum- 
ference. At aheieht ranging from twenty- 
five to fifty feet, above the ground, it begins 
to throw out its immense Dranches, which 
spreading and bending almost to the ground, 
form a complete arch, — a Druidical Temple of 
Nature's own handiwork. Its foliage knows 
not the blighting effect of the snows of win- 
ter, but remains fresh and ever-green, when 
all its AnmniLnions hftve lost theJr Inmriant 



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verdure, and the woods are filled with ooont- 
less sear and yellow leaves, eddying in the 
whirlwinds of Autumn. The most singular 
feature however in the appearance of this tree, 
and that, which more than all others awakens 
the surprise of the stranger, is the long moBSf 
which bangs from the under side of the bran- 
ches far down, some six or ten feet View- 
ing a Live Oak as this moss is gently waving 
in the mild winds of evening, or tossed to and 
fro by the strong breath of the tornado, — ^as 
its leaves torn from the branches are scattered 
over the plain, while the firm trunk moves 
not, and its iron limbs scarce tremble under 
the mighty power of Eolus, it does indeed 
seem like some hoary patriarch — with his 
venerable and flowing beard, and still despite 
his years, the embodyment of all that is he- 
roic and enduring. No wonder that the 
Druids and the Ancient Germans selected old 
oaks, (although of a far less imposing char- 
acter than these) 9£ the natural temples, where 
with unconstrained ceremony and freedom, 
they might worship the God of the Universe. 
No wonder that the grandeur of these giant 
branches locking arm in arm with their fel- 
lows — no wonder that the solemn music of 
the winds moaning in funeral measure through 
the dense arches, should have inspired them 
with awe, and inclined the mind to religious 
contemplation. Where could the soul unen- 
lightened by the ennobling truths of revela- 
tion form a more exalted conception of, or be 
induced to regard with greater reverance the 
nature of the Deity, than in a spot like this ? 
Beneath the sombre shadows of these trees, 
the frivolity and gaiety of the mind are ex- 
changed for emotions of a more enlarged and 
serious character. Doubtless this frequent 
communion with Nature, this adorning the 
God of Nature in temples which his own 
hands had made, exerted a powerful and be- 
neficial influence upon the minds of the an- 
cient Germans, and tended largely to the de- 
velopment of those noble impulses and char- 
acteristics, for which they were so remark- 
able among the semi-barbarous nations which 
then surrounded them. Tacitus referring to 
their notions with reference to the worsnip 
and the majesty of Deity, uses the following 
language, *' Ceterum nee cohibere parietibus 
deos, neque in ullam humani oris speciem as- 
similare; ex magnitudine ccelestium arbi- 
trantur: lucos ao nemora consecrant, deos 
umque nominibus appellant secretum illud, 
Quod sola reverentia vident." These live oaks 
nourish in great luxuriance throughout the 
sea-coast portions of several of the Southern 
States, yet, in no locality is the mystic in- 
fluence exerted by their presence, more sensi- 
bly felt than in this grove of Bonaventura. 
Here, every circumstance favors the impres- 
sion. Beneath the ever-shadowing foliaget 
are consecrated grounds of burial. The sculp- 



tured pUea aad ^Uat obaequies of the P^re 
la Chaise, with its arrav of tombs, find not 
here their counterparts, but in quiet simplic- 
ity lie the fonns of the beloved departed, 
slumbering now, yet full of the hope, that 
the germs thus sown in the clods of oormp- 
tion, will bud in future glory, in the noon- 
tide eternity of Heaven. 

We return to the City, by Lover's lane, 
bordered on either hand with the Cherokee 
rose, among whose white flowers and dark 
green leaves, may be seen clambering the 
yellow Jessamine — ^hanging in festoons of lux- 
uriant profusion from the trees, and filling the 
air with such a delightful perfnme, that one 
might almost imagine that some gale fresh 
from the houri of Mahomet, was swecfHDg 
over the land. Is it singular then, that the 
young and the fair should be found frequent- 
ing Uiis pleasant road, beguiled by the fas- 
cinations of nature in her varied forms of 
beauty ? catching her soft music, as warbled 
by the forest songster, and drinking in her 
breath, as wafted over countless wild flowers 
it comes bearing upon its bosom the combined 
excellence of them all ? 

Another interesting spot in the vicinity of 
Savannah, is that, where a few mouldering 
remains in shapeless ruin mark the former lo- 
cation of the Orphan House— an institution 
founded in 1740 under the auspices of Geom 
Whitefield, that eloquent divine, who by the 
combined influence of his oratory and piety, 
caused even the atmosphere around him to 
breathe of a religious nature. It was the 
ofispring of a philanthropic heart, and design- 
ed to secure the education of the helpless 
children of insolvent debtors ; as well as of 
others, who, amid the privations of the infiuit 
colony, might be debarred from the enjoym^t 
of such advantages. Although the original 
building has been destroyed under the with- 
ering touch of time, still these simple remains 
are eloquent in the praises of one, whose 
name has already been incorporated among 
the numbers of those, who were ** bom to be 
great." Benjamin Franklin in his auto-bio- 
graphy speaking of Mr. Whitefield relates the 
following anecdote, which beotuse of its con- 
nection with our present sketch, wmy not 
prove wholly unentertaining. ** Mr. White- 
field formed the de^gn of building an Orphan 
House in Georgia. Ketuming Northward, he 
preached up this charity, and made large col- 
lections ; for his eloquence had a wondeiful 
power over the hearts and purses of his 
hearers, of which I myself was an instance. 

I did not approve of his design. • • • I 
happened soon after to attend one of his ser- 
mons, in the course of which I percaved he 
intended to finish with a collection, and I si- 
lently resolved he should get nothing from me. 
I had in my pocket a handful of copper money? 
three or four silver dollars, and five pistoles 



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in gold. As he proceeded, I began to soften, 
tnd coDcloded to give the copper. Another 
stroke of his orttory made me a^iamed of 
tbi^ and determined metogirethe silyer: 
and he finished so admirably, that I emptied 
ray pocket wholly into the collectors dish, gold 
and aB. At this sermon also, there was one 
of oar dub, who being of my sentiments re- 
specting the building in Georgia : and sus- 
pecting a oc^ection might be intended, had by 
precaution, emptied his pockets before he 
came fyrom home. Towards the conclusion oC 
the discourse however, he felt a strong inclin- 
ation to give, and applied to a neighbor who 
stood near him, to lend him some money for 
that purpose. The request was fortunately 
made, to perhaps the only man in the com- 
pany who had the firmness not to be affected 
by the preacher. His answer was, at any 
otker time friend Hopkinson, I Xffoidd lend to 
tkee freely ; but not now, for them seems to be 
out of tny ri^t senses. These two anec- 
dotes conrey rividly to our minds at once the 
eitraordinary and persuasive eloquence of the 
Dirine — and the cool calculating spirit of the 
age. Judging from the precautions of friend 
^i^inson, it would api^ear that indinduals 
were as much attad^d to the ''needful*' 
then, as they are at the present time. Al- 
though a few scattered bricks and moulder- 
ing foundations are all that remain to mark 
the spot where the Orphan House originally 
stood, still the efforts of Mr. Whitefield were 
not expended in vain. His charity siill lives 
in the Union Benevolent Association of Sav- 
amudi, which yearly instructs some fort^ or 
! fifty hcjs ; and his name connected as it is 
witn tlie i m provement of the earliest settle- 
' ment of Georgia, is always held in the high- 
, est estimation. Many were the oppositions 
he was called to encounter before the ardent 
desire of his heart was consummated, yet true 
to the noble impulses of his generous mind, 
he soceessfhlly triumphed over them all. 

••Trtie charity, « plant dlrlnely nursed, 
F«d by the Iova from whkh U row at flr«t,^ 
Thrives afpiinet hope, and. In the rudert aotney 
Btomu but enUren fta unfiulinfr fn'oon; 
Kxnborant In the shadow it 8npplio8. 
IVi fruK in earth, It^t growth above the sktee.** 

LONOBOWIRMS. 

"»Ponmylife'ti8tr«e.»» 

Lord Baeon, in his Essay on Truth, tells ns 
that *' a mixture of lye doth alvrays add plea- 
sure.*' We therefore recommend the follow- 
ing cj Ltr acts from a dull book, published at 
^e bQ;inningof the 17th century, and entitled 
•* Mimcuia Decrtuorum et Fivorwwi," to the 
ibtnre editors of the life of that renowned ad- 
renturer. Baron Munchausen, The author 
was a German Jurisprudent, named Henry 
Kormnann, who is represented by Bayle to 



enons devourer of learning. He has no daim 
to originality of invention; but as to the 
the readiness in believing the inventions of 
others, he is clearly without a rival. We sub- 
join a few instances of the gravity with whidi 
he retails and propagates the most monstrous 
absurdites : In describing the wonders that 
are to be found in the South Sea, he tells us 
that Diodorus. the geographer, writes that 
** there is an island m it where the inhabi- 
tants are four cubits taller than the inhabi- 
tants of Greece and Italy— their bones are 
not hard but fiexiUe, like nerves— their ton- 
gue is divided in two from the roots, so that 
they can keep up a conversation with one 
man with one half of their tongue, and with 
another, with the other at the same time. 
Alluding to the Molucca Islands, he assures 
us, with inimitable simplicity, that ** in the 
Island of Ceylon, which is one of them, there 
is a nation with ears so large that they hang 
down to their shoulders, and that in another 
island close by it, there is a nation with ears 
still longer. The inhabitants of it are ac- 
customed when they go to sleep, to lay down 
on one ear and to cover themselves up ' with 
the other !" This story, he informs us, is to 
be found in that cdebrated author Maximilia- 
nus Transylvanus, of whose celebrity, how- 
ever, we are at ihlk time of day unfortunatdy 
ignorant. A Knight of the name d Pigafetta 
pledges his credit for the truth of it, as any 
of our readers may see, who choose to refer 
to his History of the East Indies. 

To match this people, who made coveriets 
of their ears, the worthy German informs us 
that there are a people m India who make a 
parasol of their foot. This story rests on the 
authority of Sdinus, who, in his 53d chapter, 
enlightens the world by telling it, that '* there 
is a nation of one-eyed people in India, who, 
though they have but one leg, are still en- 
dow^ with singular fleetness. When they 
want to protect themselves from the heat, they 
fling themsdves on their back, and recline un- 
der the shade of their foot, which is immense- 
ly large." He likewise ouotes a sentence 
from St. Auffustine*s 37tn Seimon to his 
brethren in the wilderness, who wear their 
heads, or rather eyes, beneath the shoulder. 
This eccentric Saint says—" When I was Bis- 
hop of Hippo, I went with some servants of 
Christ into Ethiopia, with the intention of 
preaching onr Holy Religion. There we saw 
many men and women, not having any heads, 
but large eyes fixed in the breasts. Their 
other membarswere like our own." Pliny, 
Mela, and Solinus, all speak of the existence 
of such persons ; but none of them was s» 
favored by fkte as to be permitted a sight of 
them. St. Augustine, however, were more 
fortunate— he saw them, or at least says he 
saw them : and who would disbelieve the 



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tise, '<De Civitate Dm, lib. 6. cap. 8." 

e edges his sftinUy word that there is in 
iiiopia a nation which have no mouth or Um- 
Ee, oat which live entirely upon air ; but 
does not say whether these singular per- 
sons fell under his own inspection. 

The following is told in the life of Greg- 
ory the Great by a nameless German ; — 
'*When Augustine, the Monk, was sent to 
England by Gr^;ory the (jh*eat to preach the 
Gospel, he was ridiculed and iosulted by a 
funily in Dorchester, who pinned frog-tails 
{ranarum eawhs) to his garments. From 
that day all the descendants of that unfortu- 
nate family haye been bom, like beasts, with 
a long tail." 

Not many- years ago an account appeared 
in the English papers of a seryant gu*! who 
was restored to lifb after she had l^en con- 
sidered dead for fiye or six days. This would 
not have appeared at all extraordinary to our 
learned German; for he assures us that 
•'Gocellin, a nephew of the archbishop of 
Cologne, as he was crossing the Rhine in his 
childhood, fell out of the boat into the river ; 
and in spite of his attendants sunk, and was 
no more seen. Fifteen days after he was fish- 
ed out of the rivers {expiscattts est). As they 
were taking him to church to bury him, he 
surprised his pall-bearers by starting in his 
comin, and telling them that they need not 
go any farther as he was quite alive. We shidl 
conclude this collection <k wonders by a sin- 
gle specimen taken out of a book of them 
written by Peter Damianus, archbishop and 
Cardinal of Ravenna. He tells us that 
" Robert, King of France, took a woman to 
his wife, who was his near relation. She bore 
him a child who had the head and neck of a 
goose. The Bishops of France on hearing of 
this portentous birth, excommunicated both 
him and his wife." Robert was more unfor- 
tunate in his punishment than in his fate ; 
for though he might be first, he certainly was 
not the last king who has found himself the 
fiither of a son with the head of a goose. 



A WIFK'S DEVOTION. 

The following translation from the French, 
is one of the many striking examples of female 
tenderness, afiection, and constancy, which 
modem times have furnished : — 

** Mr. Weiss, who was town-surgeon of a 
small town in Prussia, pnHupted by that ar- 
dent patriotism which inflamed the Woms of 
the people of that country, at the commence- 
ment of the conflict in 1812, exchanged that 
situation for the post of surgeon to the Neu- 
markt Landwehr. The corps formed part of 
the force emjdoyed in ihe seige of Glogua. In 
the execution of the duties of his oiffice, he 
caught the epidemic fever. No sooner did 
his wife receive the account of bis situation. 



than she iflunediately hastened to him froni 
Neumarkt. She found her husband in the 
height of a typhus, and insensible, in a cot- 
tage at Nosswitz, near Glogua. Scarocfy 
hMl she undotaken the office of nurse, what 
a sortie made (on the 10th November, 1813^) 
by the garrison of Glogua, threw the whole 
neighbomood, and that village in particular, 
into the utmost consternation. All its inhab- 
itants betook themselves to flight She alone 
was left, with her apparently expiring hos- 
.band, in the cottage, against which the hot- 
test fire of the enemy's artillery was directed, 
probably because it was distinguished &om 
the other houses by a tiled roof. Several m- 
nades breaking through the roof set the floor 
on fire. Having carefully covered up her par 
tient, and, as it were, buried him in the bed 
clothes, she ran out for a pail of water, extin- 
guished the fire, and again directed her atten- 
tion to the beloved object of her anxiety. 1^ 
found him, to her great joy, in a profuse pers- 
piration: but the incessant shower of baHs 
rendered her abode more and more dangerous. 
A twelve pounder fell close to the bed of her 
husband, out without doing him the slightest 
injury. Resolved to die with him, she lay 
down by his side, and thus awaited tl»eir 
common fate. Noon arrived, and this Ume 
the Prussians had driven back the enemy in- 
to the fortress. She was earnestly entruted 
to provide for her safety, as it was impossiUe 
to tell whether the enemy might not attempt 
a fresh sortie. She, however, scorned eveiy 
idea of removing to a place of security herselr, 
unless she could save her husband also ; and 
thou^ the removal of the patient was deem- 
ed impracticable, she nevertheless determined 
on this haaardous and only way of ensuriag 
his safety. 

Having tied his hands and legs, to prevent 
him from moving and taking cold, she laid 
him, closely wrapped up with bed and bed- 
ding, in a cart covered with boards, in which 
she took her stand, and looked at him every 
minute. She slowly pursued her course to- 
wards Schmarsau, but scarcely had she Idit 
Nosswitz, when the beseiged began to fire 
from the fortress in that direction. The balls 
fiew thickly about the cart, and the affiighted 
lad who drove, took belter, s<»netime8 under 
it, and sometimes \mder the horses. She was 
fortunate enough to escape this dai^er with- 
out injury, and arrived with her patient at 
Schmarsau, which was already thronged with 
wounded, and applied f<»' a loc^;ing at the first 
cottage. The mistress oi the house, whose 
husbuid had died of a nervous fever, fell oa 
her like a fury, turned the horses* heads, and 
protested, with many bitter execrations, that 
she should not cross her threshold. In this 
desperate situation our heroine had recourse 
to a decisive expedient Almost beside her- 
self, she drew her husband's sword, and point- 



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ing it to the womMi's breast, deolared, that 
she would nm It through her heart, unless 
die nnmediatciy admitted her husband. Ter* 
rified at this unexpected menace, the other 
complied, and the patient was carried into 
^ iMHise whidi haa previously contained fif- 
teen wounded. His wife, howerer, perceiy^ 
with horror, that her beloved charge manifest- 
ed not the* least sign of life. The bystanders 
advised her to give herself no farther trouble 
about him, and offered to lay him out ibr 
dead. To this she positively refused to agree ; 
and laying him in the bed, she mcessantly 
rubbed his stiffened body, and with a tea- 
spoon administered some wine, the only med- 
icine within her reach. With the following 
morning, the expiring spark began to revive, 
and her joy was unbounded. She continued 
ber attentions, and in a few days had the in- 
expreflsible satisfaction to see him out of dan- 
ger. She now obtained a distinct apartment 
of her landlady, who began to behave to her 
with more kindness than at first. WTien her 
husband was sufficiently convalescent, she 
returned with him to Neumarkt, to complete 
his recovery. Unfortunately, during her ab- 
soence, one of their two children, a fine boy, 
was taken ill, and him her maternal care was 
unaUe to save. In the beginning of Februa- 
ry, her husband again returned to resume his 
perflous duty with his battalion before Glogua. 



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■NOUAH HCMOra«-r« OF -THB XVIII. 

o«iM-ru«Y. 

— The Harpers have published, under this 
title, a very handsome volume of 297 pages, 
embracing the course of lectures deliveiW by 
Tliackeray last winter in our principal cities. 
Copioiis notes are appended. We took occa- 
skm frequently to speak favorably of these 
lectures while they were in course of delivery : 
and now that they are published, we see no 
reason to change our views touching their 
merits. They are written in an off-hand, 
easy style, with frequent dashes of humor and 
ptUios : while now and then, of course, there 
ire touches of the smooth satire for which their 
author is distinguished. 

It is difficult to say which of these lectures 
we prefer. The first, on Swift, unquestion- 
ably is the most elaborate. It is also, though 
severe upon the Dean of St Patridc's, to our 
mind, eminently just. He was, morally and 
socially, at least, not exemplary, whatever he 
may have been intellectually. We quote some 
pasBaces, touching the singular story of the 
tkans interchanges with Stella and Vanessa, 
kaving all that relates to him as a writer and 
politician for such as purchase the vdume in 
notioa^— 



'*We have spoken aboat the men, and 
Swift's bdiaviour to them; and now it be- 
hoves us not to forget that there are certain 
other persons in the creation who had rather 
intimate relations vrith the fpreat Dean. Two 
women whom he loved and imured are known 
by every reader of books so nmiliarly that if 
we had seen them, or if they had been rela- 
tives of our own, we scarcely could have 
known them better. Who has not in his 
mind an image of Stella ? Who does not love 
her? Fair and tender creature: pure and 
affectionate heart ! Boots it to you now that 
you have been at rest for a hundred and 
twenty years, not divided in death from the 
cold heart which caused yours, whilst it beat, 
such fkithful pangs of love and grief— boots 
it to you now, that the whole world loves and 
deplores you? Scarce any man, I believe, 
ever thought of that grave, that did not cast 
a flower of pity on it, and write over it a 
sweet epita|m. Gentle lady! — so lovely, so 
loving, so unhappy. You have had countless 
champions, millions <^ manly hearts mourn- 
ing for you. From generation to generation 
we take up the fond tradition of your beauty ; 
we watch and follow your story your bright 
morning love and purity, your constancy, 
your grief, your sweet martyrdom. We knew 
your legend by heart. You are one of the 
saints of English story. 

And if SteUa's love and innocence is charm^ 
ing to contemplate, I will bbj in spite of ill- 
usage, in spite of drawbacks, in spite of mys* 
terious separation and union, of hope delayed 
and sickened heart — in the teeth of Vanessa, 
and that little episodical aberration which 
plunged Svrift into such woeful pitfalls and 

auagmires of amorous perplexity — in spite of 
lie verdicts of most women, I believe, who, 
as fkr as my experience and ocmversation 
goes, generally take Vanessa's part in the 
controversy — in spite of the tears which Swift 
caused Stella to shed, and the rocks and bar^ 
riers which fate and temper interposed, and 
which prevented the pure course of that love 
from running smoothly : the brightest part of 
Swift's story, the pure star in that dark and 
tempestuous life of Swift's, is his love for 
Hester Johnson. It has been my business, 
professionally of course, to go through a deal 
of sentimental reading in my time, and to ac- 
quaint myself with love-making, as it has 
been described in various languages, and at 
various ages of the world; and I know of 
nothing more manly, more tender, more ex- 
quisitely touching, than some c^ these brief 
notes, written in what Swift calls ' his little 
language' in his journal to Stella. He writes 
to her night and morning often. He never 
sends away a letter to her but he begins a 
new one on the same day. He cannot bear to 
let go her kind little hand as it were. He 
knows that she is thinking of him, and long- 



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hw fiir falm fkr %w%j in Dvblin yonder. He 
takes her letters from wider his pillow and 
ti^ks to them, fiuniliarij, paternally, with | 
fend epithets and pretly caresses — as he | 
would to the sweet and artless creature who 
lored him. * Stay,* he writes one morning — 
it is the 14th of December, 1710^<Stay, I 
will answer s<Rne of your letters this meming , 
in bed — let me see. Come and aopear little 
letter! Here I am, says he, ana what say 
you to Stella this morning fresh and lasting? 
And OMi Stdla read this writing without 
hurting her dear eyes?' He goes on, after 
more kind prattle and fond whispering. The 
dear eyes shine clearly upon him then — the 
food angel of his life is with him and bless- 
rag htm. Ah, it was a hard fate that wrung 
from them so many tears, and stabbed piti- 
lessly that pure and tender bosom. A hard 
fbte : but would she have changed it ? I have 
heard a woman say that she would have takoi 
Swift's cruelty to have had his tenderness. 
He had a sort of worship for her whilst he 
wounded her. He speaks of her after she is 
gone ; of her wit, of her kindness, of her 
graoe, of her beauty, with a simple love and 
reverence that are indescribably touching: 
in contemplation of her ^^oodness his hard 
heart melts into pathos : his cold rhyme kin- 
dles and glows into poetry, and he foils down 
on his knees, so to speak, before the angel, 
whose life he had embittered, confesses bis 
own wretchedness and unworthiness, and 
adores her with cries of remorse and love : — 

' When oo my tiokly oooch I lay, 
Impftti«nt both of night uid day. 
And groaning in nnmardy ttrnint. 
Called every power to ease my pains. 
Then Stella ran to ray relief, 
With cheerfal face and inward ^nef. 
And tlntiigh by Heaven's severe decree 
She suffers hourly more than me. 
No cruel master could require 
From slaves employed for daily hire, 
What Stella, by her friendship warmed. 
With vifpr and delight performed. 
Now with soil and sileot tread, 
Unheard she moves about my bed : 
My sinking spirits now supplies 
With cordials in her hands and eym. 
Best pattern of true friends! beware; 
Fou pay too dearl? (or 3rour care 
If while yoor lendemeas aecorea 
My life, it must endanger yours : 
For such a (bol was never (bund 
Who pulled a palace to the ground. 
Only to have the ruiiie made 
Materials ibr a heiae decayed.* 

<< One little triumph Stella had in her life- 
one dear little piece of injustice was performed 
in her &yor, for which 1 confess, for my part, 
I cannot help thanking fttte and the Dean. 
That other person was sacrificed to her — ^that 
— that younp woman, who lired five doors 
from Dr. Swift*^ todgings in Bury-street, and 
who flattered him, uid ma(fo k^e to him in 



an outrageous manner — Ti 
thrown over. 

Swift did not keep Stella's letters to him in 
reply to those he wrote to her. He kept Bo- 
lingbroke's, and Pope's, and Hariey's, and 
Peterborough's : but Stdla * very oarefullj,' 
the Lives say, kept Swift's. Of course : tint 
is the way of the worid : and so we camot 
tell what her style was, or of what sort were 
the little letters which the Doctor placed there 
at night, and bade to appear fhnn unchr Ins 
pillow of a morning. But in Letter IT. of 
that famous collection he describes his kklgtng 
in Bury-street, where he has the first ^oSr, a 
dining-room and bed-chamber, at eight shil- 
liiigs a-week : and in Letter YT. he says «he 
has visited a lady just come to town,' whose 
name somehow is not menUoned ; and in Let- 
ter Yin. he enters a query of SteUaV- 
*' What do you mean * that boards near me, 
that I dine with now and then V What the 
deuce ! You know whom I have dined with 
every day since I left you, better than I do." 
Ofcourse die does. Of course Swift has not 
the slightest idea of what she means. But in 
a few letters more it turns out that the Doctor 
has been to dine * gravely' with a Mrs. Yan- 
homrigh: then that he has been to * his neigh- 
bour :' then that he has been unweU, and 
means to dine for the whole week with his 
neighbour ! Stella was quite right in her pre- 
visions. She saw from the very first nint 
what was going to happen ; and scented Ya- 
nessa in the air. The rival is at the Dean's 
feet The pupil and teacher are reading to- 
gether, and drinking tea together, and goii^ 
to prayers together, and learning Latin to> 
getner, and conjugating amot amas, amavi to- 

§ ether. The little language is over for poor 
tella. By the rale of grammar and the 
course of conjugation, does not omort come 
after miio and amasf 

ThebvesofCadenusandYanessa yon may 
peruse in Cadenns's own poem on Uie subject, 
and in poor Yaneesa's vehement expostnlatory 
verses and letters to him, she adores him, im- 
plores him, admires him, thinks him something 
god'like, and only prays t^be admitted to he 
at his feet. As they . are bringing him home 
from church, those divine feet of Dr. Swift's 
are found pretty often in Yanessa's parlour. 
He likes to be admired and adored, H y prdd 
gout. He finds Miss Yanhomrigh to be a wo- 
man of great taste and spirit, and beauty and 
wit, and a fortune too. He sees her every day ; 
he does not tell Stella about the business: ira- 
til the impetuous Yanessa becomes too fond of 
him, until the doctor is quite frightened hy 
the young woman's ardour, and coidbunded 
Irr fcwrwarmdi. Ife wanted to marry nehfaer 
of them — that I believe was the truth ; but if 
he had not married SteHa, Yanesssa would 
have had him in spite of himsdf. When he 
went back to Ireland, his Ariadne, boI con- 



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ke, of Dublin, has a lock of 



teat to nnaiii io bar isle, pnraoad the ftici- 
dre Dean. In vain he protested, he vowed, be 
soothed and bullied ; the news of the Dean's 
iDtiriaffe with Stella at last came to her, and 
it killed her — she died of that passion. 

'* And when she died, and Stella beard that 
Svift had written beautifully regarding her, 
"■ that does not surnrise me,*^ said Mrs. Stella, 
*' ibr we all know tne Dean could write beau- 
tified] j about abroomstick." A woman— « true 
voman ! Would you have had one of tbem 
Ibreive the other ? 

Inanotein bis 
his friend Dr. Tuke 

Stella's hair* enclosed in a paper by Swift, on 
which are written in the Dean's hand, the 
words: *'Ofiiv atromon'sAatr." An instance, 
says Scott, of the Dean's desire to veil his 
feelings under the mask of (miical indifference. 

See the various notions of critics ! Do those 
words indicate indifference or an attempt to 
hide feeling ? Did you ever bear or read four 
words more pathetic ? Only a woman's hair, 
only love, only fidelity, only purity, innocence, 
beauty ; only the tenderest heart in the world 
stricken and wounded, and passed away now 
out of reach of pangs of hope deferred, love 
insulted, and pitiless desertion ;— only that 
lock of hair left : and memory and remorse, 
for the guilty, lonely wretch, shuddering over 
thepave of his victim." 

tiSe notes which are given in connexion 
with these passages are extremely interesting ; 
but we have not space for extracts. Besides, 
thev appear mostly in Scott's life of Swift. 

Thackeray thus admirably expresses his 
ideas toucbmg Congreve's plays. 

'* I have read two or three of Congreve's 
^vs over before speaking of him ; and my 
uemigs were rather like those, which I dare- 
say most of us here have had, at Pompeii, 
looking a Sallust's house and the relics of an 
orgy, a dried wine-jar or two, a charred sup- 
par-table, the breast of a dancing girl pressed 
against the ashes, the laughing skuU of a jester, 
t perfect stillness around a^mt, as the Cice* 
rooe twangs his moral, and the blue sky shines 
calmly over the ruin. The Congreve muse is 
dead, and her song ohoaked in Time's ashes. 
We oze at the skeleton, and wonder at life 
which once revelled in its mad veins. We take 
the skull up, and muse over the frolic and dar* 
iog, the wit, scorn, passion, hope, desire, with 
which that empty bowl once fermented. We 
think of the glances that allured, the tears 
that melted, of the bright eyes that shone in 
those vacant sockets ; and of lips whisper- 
ing love, and oheeks dimpling with smiles, 
tlttt once covered yon ghastly yellow 
frame work. They used to call those teeth 
pearls once. See ! there's the cup she drank 
from, the ffold-chain she wore on her neck, 
the vase which held the rouge for her cheek, 
her looking-^ass, and the ^p she used to 



danoeto. Inaieadof afeattwafinda^rftv^- 
stone, and in place of a rnktreaa, a few haneB ! 
Reading in these idays now, is like shutting 



your ears and lookinK at people daneiog^ 
What does it mean! the measures, the 



grimaces, the bowing, shufflix^^d retreating, 
the cavalier soul advancing upon those ladies 
— those ladies and men twirling roond at the 
ends in a mad galop, after which everybody 
and the quaint rite is celebrated. Withoirt 
the music we cannot undo^tand that comic 
dance of the last century — its strange gravi^ 
and g^ty its deoonun or its indeeumm. It 
has a iargon of its own quiet unlike life ; a 
sort of moral of its own quite unlike life too. 

I'm afraid it's a Heathen mystery, symbo- 
lising a Pagan doctrine ; protesting, as the 
Poropeians very likely were, assembled at their 
theatre and laughing at their games^-as Sal- 
lust and his friends, and their mistresses (mx)- 
tested— crowned with flowers, with cups in 
their hands, against the new, hard, ascetic 
ideasnre-hating doctrine* whose gaunt di»- 
ciples, lately passed over from the Asian shores 
of the Mediterranean were ibr breaking the 
£ur images of Venus, and flinging the altars 
of Bacchus down. 

I fancy poor Congreve's theatre is a temple 
of Pagan delights, and mysteries not permitted 
except anuHig heathens. I fear the theatre 
cames down that ancient tradition and wor- 
ship, as masons have carried their secret signs 
and rites from temple to temple. When the 
libertine hero cames off the beauty in the 
play, and the dotard is laughed to scorn for hav- 
mg the young wife : in the ballad, when the 
poet bid bis mistress to gather roses while she 
may, and warns her that old Time is still a- 
flying: in the ballet, when honest Corydoa 
courts Phillis undw the treillage of the paste- 
board cottage, and leers at her over the head 
of grandpapa in red stockings, who is oppw- 
tunely asleep ; and when seduced by the invi- 
tations of the rosey youth she comes forward 
to the footlights, and thejr peribrm on each 
other's tiptoes that pas which you know and 
which is only interrupted by old grandpapa 
awaking from his doze at the pasteboard dia- 
lat (whether he returns to take another nap 
in case the young get an encore): when Harle- 
quin, splendid in youth, strength and agility, 
arrayeain gold and a thousand colours, springs 
over the heads of countless perils, leaps down 
the throat of bewildered giants, and, daunt- 
less and s|^endid, danoe danger down : when 
Mr. Puncn, that godless okl rebel, breaks 
every law and laughs at it with odious tri- 
umph, oat wits his lawyer, bullies the beadle, 
knocliB bis wife about ttie head, and hanss the 
nangman,— Hlm't yon see in the comedy, in 
the song, in the dance, in the ragged little 
Punch's puppet-show, — the Pagan protest? 
Does not it seem as if Life puts in its f^ea and 
sings its oonmMitl Look bow the lovers 



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walk ftfid liold eMli other ^ brnds and whisper ! 
8ing8 the choras — **There is nothing like lore, 
there is nothing like yoath, there is notbine 
beMity of your spring time. Look ! how old 
age tries to meddle with merry sport ! Beat 
Imn widi his own cratch, the wrinkled old 
dotard ! There is nothing fike youth, there is 
nothing like beauty, there is nothing like 
strengSi. Strength and valour win beauty 
and youth. Be brave and conquer. Be young 
and happy. Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy! Would 
you know Segretto per esser fdice f Here it is 
m a smiling mistress and a cup of Falernian." 
As the boy tosses the cup and sings his song. 
Hark ! what is that chaunt coming nearer and 
nearer ? What is that drige which mU dis- 
turb us ? The lights of the festival bum dim 
— the cheeks turn pale — the voice quivers — 
and the cup drops on the floor. Who is there? 
Death and fate are at the gate, and th^ will 
come in.*' 

jwm. GOixjmnfm 01.0 fouio. 

— Mr. J. Payne Collier writes a letter to the 
London AtheniBumj under date of May 28th, 
wherein heannounoes his having advanced an . 
important step towards tracing the ownership 
and history of his remarkable annotated and 
amended folio. He says he has clear proof i 
that it was in existence fifty years ago, and ' 
upon the foundation <^ this probably he . 
thinks he can carry it back almost to the pe- | 
riod when the volume was published. The ^ 
ikcts he offers are these : — 

" John GUirrick Moore, Esq., of Hyde Park 
Gate, (nephew to Sr John Moore, who fell at 
Oorrunna, in Jan., 1809,) being in possession 
(tf a copy of the 'Notes and Emendations' 
founded upon my folio, 1632, happened to 
show it to a friend of the name of Parry, re- 
siding at St. John's Woods. Mr. Parry re- 
marked, that he had once been the owner of a 
folio, 1632, the margins of which were much 
occupied by manuscript notes in an old hand- 
writing ; and haviifg read my description of 
the book, both externally and internally, and 
having looked at the fac«simile which accom- 
panied that description, he declared, without 
a moment's hesitation, that this very copy of 
the folio, 1632, had been given to him about 
fifty years since, bv Mr. Gheorge Gray, a con- 
nexion of his fomily — ^who, he believed, had 
procured it some years before, from the libra- 
ry of a Roman Catholic family of the name of 
l^rkins of Ufton Court, Berkshire, one mem- 
ber of which had married Arabella Fermor, 
the heroine of the *Rape of the Lock.' 

*' These particulars were, as kindly as 
promptly, communicated to me by Mr. Moore, 
with wlK>m I was not personally acquainted. — 
and he urged Mr. Parry also to write to me 
on the subject ; but that gentleman was pre- 
vented from doing so by a serious fall, which 
confined him to hii bed. Being, of ooorte, 



moeh interested in the que^tioii, I soon afler 
wards took an opportunity of introdwting mj- 
selfto Mr. Moore; who, satisfied that Mr. 
Parry had formerly been the proprietor of my 
copy of the folio, advised me to call upon that 
goitleman at his house, EQll Road, St. John's 
Wood, — assurine me that he would by glad 
to give me all *the information in his power. 

** I was, I think, the first person whom Mr. 
Parry saw i^ter his accident, — and in a loi^ 
interview, he repeated to me the statements 
which he had previously made to Mr. Moore, 
respecting the gift of Mr. Gray, half a century 
ago, and his conviction of the identity of the 
volume. He could not prove the &ci, bat he 
had always understood and believed, that Mr. 
Gray had become possessed of it on the dis- 
persion of the library of the Perkins family, at 
Ufton Court, and that it had been in his hutdi 
some years before the concluaon of the last 
century. Mr. Parry had himsdf had the cu- 
riosity to visit Ufton Court about 1803 or 
1804, when a Roman Catholic Priest, not less 
than eighty years old, showed him tbe libra- 
ry, and the then empty shelves, from which 
the books had been removed. 

" On referring subsequently to the * Magna 
Britannia' of Lysons, under the head of 
** Berk^ire," I found various particulars re- 
garding the Perkins family at Ufton Court, 
between 1635 and 1738, ; but I did not meet 
with any mention of Thomas Perkins, whose 
name, it will be remembered, is on the cover 
of the folio, 1632, in question. The name of 
the distinguished actor of the reigns of James 
the First and Charies the First, was Richard 
Perkins : and Ashrode's CoUect^ns, accord- 
ing to Lysons, speak of a Richard Perkins as 
the husband of Lady Mervin of Ufton Court 
It is just possible that this Ridiard Perkins 
was the actor : for although the ' Historia 
Histrionica' tells us that he was buried at 
Clerkenwell, that authority is by no means 
final : just before it notices the death of Per- 
kins, it speaks of Lowin having expired in 
great povertv at Brentford, when we know 
that this " player " (so designated in the r^ 
ister) was buried at St. Clement Danes, 
Strand, on the 24th of August, 1653. How- 
ever, it is a mere speculation that the Richard 
Perkins who married Mervin may have been 
the actor, — and I am not yet in possession of 
any dates or other circumstances to guide 
me. 

** Having put in writing theparticulars with 
which Mr. Parry had so unreservedly favour- 
ed me, I took the liberty of forwarding them 
to Mr. Moore, — and he returned the manu- 
script with his full approbation as regarded 
what had originally passed between himself 
and Mr. Parry. After it was in type, I again 
waited upon Mr. Parry, only three days a^ 
in order that I might read the proof to hmi 
and introdnoe such additioBfl aad eoneotiaas 



OUB WiaOOiT OOSSIP. 



it» 



18 h» willed to be made. They were few, 
bat not Qnimportant ; and among them was 
the fact (oonnnning the probability that Mr. 
Qny had obtained this copy of the folio, 1632, 
from the Perkins' library) that Mr Gray re- 
sided at Newbury, not far from Ufton Court, — 
a circumstance which Mr. Parry had previ- 
oodr omitted. The connecting link between 
the book and this library is, therefore, not 
complete, — and we have still to ascertain, if 
ire can, who was Thomas Perkins, and by 
whom the notes and emendations were intro- 
daced into the folio, 1632. A Francis Per- 
kins died at Ufton Court in 1635. — and he 
may have been the first purchaser, and owner, 
of this second folio of the works of Shakes- 
peare. 

** At all erents, however, it is certain that 
this very volume was for many years iif the 
pofiseflsion of Mr. Parry (how he lost it he 
knows not), — ^who obtained it from his con- 
nciion Mr. George (3ray, of Newbury. Mr. 
Parry was well acquainted with the fact that 
rarioos leaves were wanting ; and he so per- 
fectly recollects its state and condition, the 
frequent erasures of passages, as well as the 
band writing of the numerous mardnal and 
other corrections, that when I asked him, just 
before 1 wished him good morning, whether 
be had any doubt on uke point of his previous 
ownership, he answered me most emphatical- 
ly in th^ words — *• I have no more doubt 
about it than that you are sitting there/' 

*• Snce writing what precedes, I am inform- 
ed by a letter from a friend, who has just 
made a search at I^ralds' College, that in the 

Sgxee of the family of the Perkins of Uflon 
rt, several members are named Thomas, 
especially in the earlier dates, — but that lat- 
terly Francis was the prevailing name. — 
Richard Perkins, who married Lady Mervin, 
•fa younger son, is not mentioned." 

'* We would add. that Mr. Redfield, of New 
York, has published the second part of the 
Bew edition of Shakespeare's Works, amend- 
ed and annotated in aco<H*dance with this ad- 
mirable relic, and that the succeeding num- 
bers will speedily follow. It will unquestion- 
ably be the standard edition of Shakespeare, 
and for all time. 

•'JOHN RAIMOOt-^H OF ROAISIOKE. 

—And other sketches of characters, including 
WilKam Wirt, together with Tales of Real 
life," is the title of an entertaining book, 
from the pen of T. W. Thomas, Esq., author 
of Clinton Bradshaw, which Mr. A. Hait, of 
ottf city, has just published. 

#ir Mccklg Gossip. 

— The sculptors of Ch-eat Britain are to be 
inrited to send in designs for the contem- 
pbted monnment to the poet Moore. 



— The MamiiMS of tfaa mottth hate mast ef 
them, reached u& Puhumt, wbach oomes to 
us from Stokes & Brother, Arcade, is certain* 
a sterling publication : its success too, speaks 
wdl, for the literary taste, of our people. 
Godey is filled with its usual amovnt of various 
reading, adapted to the ladies. The Ladies' 
Keepsake for July, published in New York by 
John S. Taylor, has many pleasing articles, 
and a fine mezzotint, entiUed ** The hour be* 
fore the Duel. " Hcayer and Qraham we have 
not yet received, but both possess undoubted- 
their usual amount of attraction. 

— Several books remain on our table, unno- 
ticed saving by announcement. They will 
be attended to hereafter. 

— It is said that Mr. George S. Hilliard. of 
Boston, has a work in press, which will be 
called A Year on the Coniinmt ; and which 
gives the observation and thoughts of the 
author during a residence in Europe. 

— Putnam^s Magazine contains a very lively 
and sparkling notice of musical matters, from 
which we gather the following, touching cer- 
tain operatic notables of the past and present. 

"It is not our purpose to follow in detail 
the flickering fortunes of the Astor Place 
house. That, in connexion with copious re- 
miniscences of the musical history of New- 
York, will be done soon and at length, in these 
pageK. But we cannot forget to mention 
Salvi, the agreeable tenor, always much over- 
rated ; Bettini ; Marini, the lm»o profondo; 
Beneventano, the burly baritone, always 
ready, willing, and happy — always enjoying 
the oecasion of which he was an ornament 
more than any one else : and Signora Patti's 
II Segreto. Can the impartial muse omit 
Biscaccianti's clock-work stockings in La 
Sonnambvla^ or little Forti 's bootees, in every 
thing? or the first night of Parodi's Norma, 
Parodi who had been singing only second 
in London, a fact known to most of the habitues 
yet who was expected to develop into a re- 
splendent prima donna by the magic of Astor 
Place ? How sad was that failure ! How 
the singer dwindled and dwindled in estima- 
tion! How good her Lucrezia was! How 
very bad every thing else ! How she starred, 
one melancholy summer, through the interior 
towns : and slipped back to Europe no one 
knows precisely when nor how ! To our own 
&ncy Stefianone was much the best singer 
ever heard in that house. Indolent, luxur- 
ious, Bacchic Steffanone, with the airy veil 
over her voice, which, like delicate drapery 
around a statue, made it only the lovelier ! 
Her Alice in Robert le Didblc was the best 
thing we ever saw upon our operatic stage. 
It was so full, so single, yet so ap^eciative 
and ridi. How sad it was, whoi she lay 
clinging to the cross and defying Mumbo- 
Jumbo Marini who *' ditfigored or presented" 



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BIZARRB. 



Bertram, to thli^ thst she wm presently go* ' 
ing to glide away into the mysterious wood i 

and swig beer behind the scenes ! O \ 

Tempora! O Steffanone! What stories the! 
OTofone tell of her. They even hinted s-^n—ff! 
Then there w*s Bosio, frail and flower-like. 
She was the **lady." She did evenr thmg 
with an elegant naiveth that was admirable 
when not out of place, which it was in Zer- 
Una, one of her prettiest parts. It was a 
mceful, and gay, and charming thing to hear 
Bosio and to see her ; and we young America 
IovckI the very front seals of the parquette 
that we might worship our divinity at ease, 
and show to our other and more domestic 
divinities in the boxes and balconies that we 
had all kinds of acquaintances and were sur- 
charged with marvellous eiperiences. It was 
the way of the world. We could not help it. 
If Bosio glanced our way, why, perhaps she 
remembered that bouquet, that oonboiimeTc, 
Que seeds- jet «*Why shouldn't we have 2a 
bonne fortune f 

— Five thousand francs have been given in 
Paris, as a pension, to the widow of the dis- 
tinguished Orientalist M. Bumouf; and five 
hundred francs to the mother of the celebrat- 
ed Novelist, De Balsac. 

— A correspondent informs the Editor of the 
London Athetium, that the Pennsylvania Acad- 
emy of Fine Arts, at Philadeldtua, have elect- 
ed Sir Charlos Eastlake, Mr. Copley Fielding, 
Mr. Dyce, Mr. Cousins, Mr. George Godwin, 
Mr. J. P. Kniriit, Mr. Maclise, Sir Edwin 
Landseer, Mr. Stanfield, and Mr. John Rus- 
kin, honorary members of their body. The 
Pennsylvania Academy is said to be the old- 
est Art body in the United States. 

— The private cabinet of coins belonging to M. 
Rolin the famous lover of Numismatics just 
dead, is announced for sale by auction about 
the 18th of July next, by Messrs. Sotheby & 
Wilkinson, of London. 

— We gather the following musical extracts 
from foreign papers : 

Besides the collection of music belonging to 
the late Earl of Falmouth disposed of not long 
since in London, that nobleman's instruments 
were also sold. The highest prices obtained 
were 110^ for a violoncello by Straduarias, — 
llOL for a violin by Guamerius, — and lOlL 
for the late Kiesewetter's violin (also by 
Guamerius). — * L'Epreuve ViUi^eoise,' a 
comic opera by Desforges and Gr^try, has 
just been revived at tn^ Opira Cormqus of 
Paris, the instrumentation having been slight- 
ly retouched for the occasion by M. Auber. 
A Spanidi opera in three acts — * Maravilla," 
by M. Josi de Ciebra — ^was to be perfcnnned 
at the Italian Theatre in Paris. The Gazzette 
MmicaU also reviews at some length a Can^ 
tato by M. YaUdasioea, written by Orart 



ocmniand for the birthday of the Princess of 
Asturias. 

— On the Evening of the 14ult., there was a 
sale of books at Mackey's, which included 
many valuable and curious works, formerly 
in the library of John Bertram. The night 
was hot, and the attendance thin, and in- 
cluded few persons who could appreciate the 
value of the scarce volumes offered for sale. 
The prices, of course, were by no means what 
they would have been, if the sale had been 
fully announced, and a good descriptive cata- 
logue had accompanied it — ^but there was 
nothing of the kind. We observed Sir Hans 
Sloane^ Histo Jamaica, a presentation copy 
from the author : his catalogue of Jamaica 
Plants, also a presentation copy : and books 
that were presents from Edwards, Catesby, 
Peter Colhnson and Gronovius — and some 
more modern donors. The gem of the col- 
lection, however, was a very fine copy of 
Wilson's Ornithology, with the plates colored 
by Wilson himself— this was a presentation 
copy to William Bertram, with tne author's 
autograph, and brought four dollars a vol- 



debitors' Sans-S0ud. 



ORAN-r THORBURN ANO HIS TMIRO ^ FK. 

— Our old friend. Grant Thorbum, has Jnst 
taken unto himself a third wife ! He writes 
us aimouncing the fieict, and at the same tine 
encloses an article from the Home Jowmd 
which he desires us to print. We will 
comply with the request, when space is 
more abundant. Let us, meantime, congratn* 
late bride and bridegroom, and wish Uiem 
many happy years cSf wedded love. Grant 
has twenty good years more to live, before he 
is a hundred ; and the sunset of his life, from 
all appearances, bids fair to be as warm and 
genial as that of a fine August day. 

New York 27th June, 1853 
Friend Bxzarbb — If the enclosed is accq^ 
able, give credit to the Home Joitmd. Insert 
three Yankee lasses, in place of two ; tar the 
article in the Journal was in type, when I 
was being buckled to the third edition. When 
properly bound, gilt, and lettered, I think 
the Yankee lass is the best article in all the 
, domestic department. I speak from filty-6ix 
I years experience, when I advise all bachel«n. 
if they wish to begin to live, to catdi one cf 
those neat articles, which they may find ran- 
nine through the pumpkin-fields near Hart- 
ford in Connecticut. I preach by examjk ; 
having made a prize of one of (iiese only two 
weeks ago, though in my eighty-first year ; 
my wife is a comely lass of forty summers, 
thus meeting me half-way ; she is two inchss 



EDITORS' SANS^OUCL 



191 



tiJkr, and ftye pounds heft?ier ; so I UiinkoD 

reflectioii, I have got the best of the bargain. 

Thine sincerely, 

Geant Thobbubw . 



— The Hippodrome was to open on Thurs- 
day eyening, and no doubt will cause an im- 
mense excitement in our city. Gen. Welsh is 
the manager, and such arrangements have 
been made, as it is believed will give to the 
entertainment extraordinary success. He 
has imported riders and horses from Paris, 
and all things have been secured without the 
dightest regard to expense. The Hippo- 
drome can be managed so as to be made an 
amosement of a peifectly innocent character. 
We hope and trust it will be. Our dever 
young n-iend Mr. Richard B. Jones, has been 
secured as Hippodrome Editor, and will 
doubtless do peculiar honor to the post. 

— Mb. Pbrham has stated a new Gift Enter. 

Size, in connexion with the exhibition of 
owarth's Grand National Panorama of the 
Maimnoth Cave, Crystal Palace, Niagara 
Falls, Ac. It comes m, too, at the Assembly 
Buildings. The Panorama is to be exhili^ 
ited until the Fourth of Jul v, when the dis- 
tribution of Gifts will take place. They 
amount in value to $5,000, and a chance for 
one G^ them may be secured, in addition to 
thcT admission to the Panorama, bv purchas- 
ing % fifty cent ticket A memorable Fourth 
at the A^mbly Building will be that which is 
approaching. Several exhibitions of the 
Panorama will take place before the grand 
and exciting distribution. We direct atten- 
tion to the advertisement in our columns. 

— Tbb BnccLET New Orleans Serenaders 
do«e their delightful entertainments at Musi- 
cal Fund Hall on the 30th. 

— He. Sakford commences a new season 
with hU Ethiopian Opera Troupe at the new 
boofle, now preparing for them in Twelfth 
streei. 

— OoTTBCHALK, the excellent American pian- 
ist, is in town, and was to give a concert on 
Wedn^day evem'ng, at Sansom Street Hall. 
Be stopped, we team, on account of a partic- 
qIm* request to do so, from many of his friends 
and admirers. He is en route for Cape May, 
wbera it is possible the roaring surf of the 
bench win suggest to him new Uiemes for the 
eSerase of his genius. He still retains Mr. 
Pratt as agent. In many respects Gottschalk 
is tbe finest pianist we liave ever heard. We 
hope, as we believe, he will return to us next 
Antomn, and give as a series of concerts. 

OOININO >A/ORO«. 

— The liberty of coining words ought to be 
uaed with great modesty. Horace, they say, 
paye but two, and Vir^only one to the Lat- 
in tongue, which was squeamish enoush not 
to swallow those, even from such hands. 



without reluctance. See Sketehes and es* 
says on Yariout Subjects, by Launcelot Tem- 
ple, Esq., Dublin, 1770, at page 156. The 
author says ** It is the easiest thing imanna- 
ble to coin words. The most ignorant <» the 
Nobility are apt to do it every day." — Quere 
—Who coined Nobility? 

NOBI.K •TOOK OF Ol-O MORTAI_l-rV. 

— Sir Walteb Scott savs in his Introduction 
to Old Mortdityy that he had a son, John 
Patterson, who settled at Baltimore, in Amer- 
ica. This John made a large fortune there, 
and had a son who mamed Marianne, daugh- 
ter of Richard Caton, Esq. A daughter of 
this pair married Jerome Bonaparte, and af- 
ter her separation from him married Monsieur 
Serrurier, the French Consul at Baltimoi*e. — 
Marianne Caton survived her husband, and 
afterwards intermarried with the late Mar- 
quis Wellesley, being his second wife. What 
would Old Mortality have said, as he pored 
among the neglected grave-stones in Scotland, 
had he foreseen that the widow of his grand- 
son was to become an English Marchioness, 
sister-in-law of the Duke of Wellington ; and 
his grand- daughter Queen of Westphalia, and 
sister-in-law <^ the Emperor Napoleon ? 

■UMU -rOWNSKNO. 

— This eminent merchant and excellent man 
died at his residence in Union Square, New 
York, last Sunday. He was connected with 
many of the most brilliant enterprizes connect- 
ed with the Stale and city of New York, and 
his loss will be severely felt in the business as 
well as the social walks of that proud city. — 
Mr. Townsend commenced busmess in 1807, 
in New York. He was, until within a very 
diort time, a partner of the house of Nevins, 
Townsend & Co. He leaves a large and ex- 
ceedingly clever family. 

SOIS/IIS/IKR souo. 

— A new correspondent sends us the Mow- 
ing:— 

A Bundle op As-bs. — " The light <rf other 
days is filled," as the whale said when he 
heard that people had taken to burning lard oiL 

" I left tnee where I found thee, love," as 
the man said who was unable to pull his 
sweet- heart out of the swamp. 

'* Cool and collected," as tne man said who 
huddled himself up in a snow-bank. 

** Come, rest in this bosom, my own strick- 
en deer,'* as the man said who was eating 
venison steaks. 

** Railroads annihilate tame and spare not 
to mention a large number of passengers." 
says Theodore Hook. 

— Leigh Hunt, after giving an aocoont of the 
frtezing of a poor woman to death, who had 
been mused admittanee to a number of hou- 
ses, adds— *' It is snrprisiDg how few Christ* 



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HZABBE. 



ians there are, conaderiBg the number of 
them." 

— Mr. Christopher Crawfisb is respectfully 
informed that there is another Irish family as 
old as that of O'Rion, — as is proved by Vir- 
gil, book 2, lines 311, 312. 

— " Jam proximus ardet. 

— **Ucalegon." 
O'Callaghan flares up next. 

— Havb wb a Bajioon among us? — On 
Thursday week, as Price, Sturgess & Robin- 
son ^s menagerie was crosing the Green Moun- 
tains, in Vermont, one of the w^^gons was ac- 
cidentally upset, and an old baboon, who has 
been for years attached to the company, made 
his escape, and had not at the latest intelli- 
gence been caught, although frequently seen. 
The various contradictory accounts of his 
whereabouts have made the question — *' Have 
we a baboon amongst us ? a most exciting 
one among the Green Mountain boys. 

— The following profound paragraph lately 
appeared in a daily paper in this city : — 

" The * Seven Ages of Man ' better known 
perhaps, than any other portion of Shakes- 
peare s multitudinous creations, is said not 
to be an original idea. The trustees of the 
British Museum have recently acquired a 
rare and curious impression from a wood 
block, representing the seven ages of man in 
a series of quaint figures, in the costumes of 
the fifteenth centunr — one hundred years bet 
fore the birth of wiakespeare." 

Is there any engraver now living who 
would find the slightest difficulty in engrav- 
ing figures in the dress worn one hundred and 
fifty years ago ? 



KRAWFISM-IANA. 



— '* The high school examination wUl begin 
on the 5th of July." 

Some of the folks who get high on the 4th 
of July, will be examined on the 5th at the 
Mayor's office. 

— You flat'ter me, as the clean dickey said to 
the smoothing iron, as it passed over. 
BueiNsee is/ieis/ia. 

— Col. Maurice sticks to his desk at No. 
123, Chesnut street, despite the hot weather. 
He will, however, unquestionably, soon be 
rolling over in the surf at the Capes, or at 
Mewport In the meanwhile, the best of ev- 
erything in the stationery line may always 
be found at his place. 

— Beautiful dressing-cases, writing-desks, 
port-monies, indeed everything in the fancy 
and toilet goods way may be purchased of F. 
H. Smith, Arch street, below Sixth. 

— The Music trade of Philadelphia has rapid- 
ly increased within a few years past, and will 
now compare favorably with that of New 
York. Toe fires that a year or two since de- 
vasted so large a portion o£ Chestnut St. re- 



sulted in some advantage to the appetnuiceof 
oar city and seems to proved the old adage 
that, '' Its an ill wind tnat blows nobody any 
good." Among the new and spacious Doild- 
ings erected on the ruins of the past, is 
Swaim's Buildings, standing on the site of 
" Bamum's Museum." The middle store of 
those comprising the block has been well fit- 
ted up by J E. Gould and there now can be 
found at 194 Chestnut St. a stock of Pianos, 
Music Books, Sheet Music and Musical Mer- 
chandize, not excelled by any in the United 
States. 

Our old friend and much esteemed fellow 
citizen, A. Fior after upwards of twenty 
years of Music trade, disposed of his stock of 
music, plates and copyrights, to Mr. J. £. 
Gould, about six months since. The long ex- 
perience of Mr. Fiot not only in the music 
trade of this countrv. but of Europe, rendering 
his acquaintance with the musical literature of 
the world, perfect would cause his suspension 
business a severe loss to the public were we 
not assured that he is active in his efforts to 
impart the information he possesses to his 
successor ; so that customers may rely upon 
him with as much confidence as upon Mr. F. 
Mr. Gould, also, is no stranger to the busi- 
ness. He has been for several years in the 
music trade in New York, — ^recently of the 
firm of Gould & Berry of that city. He has 
also been known for many years as a talented 
and popular composer, and has compiled nu- 
merous collections of Sacred and Secular mu- 
sic. His knowledge of the wants of the mu- 
sic public, especially of Seminaries and pri- 
vate schools, — he having been for many yeare 
a most successful teacher — renders his <^b- 
lishment worthy of the patronage of the 
South and West. The arrangements between 
Mr. G. and other publishers are of the most 
liberal kind, and all that is wanted by Pro- 
fessor, Amateur, or Scholar, will be found at 
his store. 

His arrangements are such as will enable 
Mr. G. to furnish dealers and Seminaries, with 
the works of all the largest dealers in New 
York and Boston, at the same prices at which 
they would be charged, were they to order di- 
rectly of these publishers. 

There will, therefore, be two great advan- 
tages derived by purchasing from Mr. G. 

First. The expense of freight from New 
York and Boston will be saved ; and 

Second. Much time will be gained, and 
the Music deliverable to customers three or 
four days sooner. 

The long experience of Mr. Fiot as a dealer, 
the many years practice of Mr. Gould as a 
composer, combined with an untiring industry 
and energetic enterprise, presents to the mu- 
sical public facilities for the furtherance of 
their objects unsurpassed by thoBe to be foand 
in any other city. 



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fOK no irUK KMPCKO 

■ ATITRDAT, jri7I«T 9, 1853. 

VERNON; OR, THE DRAMA 
OF LIFE-* 

CHAPTER IX. 



Mr. St Clair led the disconsolate party into 
his rag room, and endeavored to cheer them 
br assnming an air of confidence, he felt not. 
while they were in the act of being seated, 
the door opened, and in rushed Peter and 
Maiwet The children, who thought the 
worfi and all of them^ evinced actual joy, 
while Mrs. Vernon and Alice were really glad 
to see them. 

•'Come, Peter, old friend," exclaimed Mr. 
^ Clair, " you sit down here; we are not 
quite as comfortable as we once were, but no 
matter, we are at least all together." 

" Why, look here, Mr. St. Clair, we all have 
oor ups and downs. I have had downs, my 
ops are to come ; but there is no use of repin- 
ing, and so you see, Maggy and myself have 
hid a little talk together — " 

"0, Sally, tell your dream, your dream," 
was touted by the children. 

"There, she is at her charms again — about 
t spider, T suppose." 

"No such thing; now listen — ^I dreamt 
that Mr. St. Clair — ah, there he sits— I 
dreamt that I saw him dressed up as a law- 
yer, and that he was sitting on that very pile 
of nga reading a huge sheet of paper, filled with 
straoffc characters, when all of a sudden, I 
saw me heap of rags open, and great bags 
of gold tumbled out. Feter, let us look un- 
der this heap, I know they are there." 

««Hdd your tongue, won't you." 

"Indeed, Margaret," remarked Mr. St. 
CItir, *■ your dream is a strange one, perhaps 
moreao than you are aware." 

" Wen, Mag^, now out with your business, 
iDdktusbe^." 

"Madam, Peter and me, that is me and 
Peter, come here on some business. Peter 
arid— no— I said — ^well, there's no use of 
ttUdng, we want to lend you some money, — 
that's it, and there's the purse, I knit on pur- 
pose to put it in." 

" Why, Margaret, this is full." 

"Clmck, Madam." 

"And this for me?" 

•"Andthecbildt^n." 



iisi. 



<' I cannot take it" 

" O, madam, do not say that; Peter, will 
be o£fended, I will be offended— do take it, it 
will make us so happy ; I know yon most 
want it." 

" Indeed we do, but—" 

" Borrow it, madun, do borrow it." 

" Well, Margaret, I will, for I know I will 
shortly be able to return it. This kindneas 
overpowers me." 

"Dear Margaret," exclaimed Alioe, throw- 
ing her arms around her neck, << how I do love 
you for this." 

" Now dont, Alice, don't, — I will cry next, 
I know I will." 

'* And so, Peter, you think Robert a big 
boy, — ^but hark — I hear the clock strike, it is 
time te resume our labor. To-morrow, Pe- 
ter, you and Margaret come and dine wtth us ; 
it is a holyday, and it will afford our little 
friends much pleasure, particularly if Marga- 
ret were to dream to-night." 

" 0, that she will, — ^na^, I insist upon her 
dreaming, it is only for this occasion ; so fare- 
well." 

Thus they parted, and we ask (^ oar read- 
ers the indulgence of the elapse of six years 
between this and the next chapter. Many 
changes, many events, — ^bat we will not an- 
ticipate. 

CHAPTER X. 



■'Time hurries cm 



WKh a rofllitlMB, nnranltttDC ■treMB." 

Blair 

Six years seems but a small space in the 
callendar of a man's life, yet how maay chan- 
ges, how many events, — some of a {Measiaff, 
others of a startling diaracter, — may mark 
these few years. They have rolled awajF— 
children Mve become men and women, the 
wrinkle on the brow of age has become more 
deep, more frirrowed, — eol things, nve the 
face of nature, change with time. 

Our scene opens in the bar-room of a very 
clean neat public house, situated at the con- 
junction of Broad street and the Ridge Road, 
Philadelphia. Ev^ything in and about it 
beiqpoke the sober landlord and tidy landlady. 
The former entered the room, and seeing the 
latter b^nd the bar, thus addressed her : — 

" Now, Mrs. P., I must insist upon it, the 
man is a gratkman, say what you will." 

" Bah ! Mr. Peter, how can you distmgnish 
a genUeman that dont know the first prind- 
idesofone?" 

" Mrs. P., my wife, you are personal : it is 
true, this strai^ier looks a little the worse Ibr 
wear; ah ! we all look so, particularly we 
married ones, — ^it's too bad." 

«' What's too bad? Out with it, I know 
you mean something. ' ' 

" Well, I intended to say, it is not too had 
that matrimony diould so change us," 



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«Bah! Mr.P., voa are a fool, nor haye 
yea any reasoe to mid fault withmj conduct. 
I have been a true wife, and I never would 
have had you if I had not seen you when I 
tried that title charm. It is true, you look> 
ed a little like Dr. Faustus, but conjuration 
will change the likeness a little." 

''Mrs. P., — ^but no matter, you have been 
a very good wife, apart from yonr seeing M 
many ghosts, upsetting salt-cellars, divirg 
into tea-grounds, and sticking pins in can- 
dles : and then our business has prospered 
so.'* 

** Indeed it has : then there is that good, 
sweet Alice, kind Mrs. Vernon, and the diil- 
dren ; only think, thpre is Robert, a youns 
gentleman, James and Anna, and all so f<ma 
of us." 

** And, Mrs. P. , let me remind you of anoth- 
er. You are very apt Mrs P., to think of 
every one before you look at home. Mrs. P., 
have you forgoten that we have a child, an 
angel hoy. It is true, he has the mark of a 
spider on his shoulder, but that don't show ?" 

"Forget our little Charley? no indeed; 
and Peter, do you know I last night had a 
dream?" 

** Now, Mrs. p., once more let me advise 
you to be still, — ^you are now touching upon 
ticklish grounds. I am content, Mrs. P., 
with your nonsense when it does not come 
near our boy. You may place chicken bones 
over the door, you may nail old horse-shoes 
to the kitchen door, you may cut up house 
leeks to stuff your shoes with, you may enter 
the bed-room backwards, do all sorts of 
things, but I will not aUow you to dream 
about our boy. I will be master in my own 
house, BOW mark that. Nay, Mrs. P., you 
have death watches enough in the house to 
set up an establishment, — an estaUishment 
for the purpose of selling vratches for cast, or 
trading them for ill omen'd crickets, or won- 
derfol spiders." 

" Mr. P. , you are a downright brute. You 
are dull, stupid and ignorant; you know 
nothingof the mysterious operations of na- 
ture. Did not the great horosoope man tell 
us that a great change would come over our 
dreamoflS[t,eh?" 

**Yes, but a much greater one came over 
his, for the last I heard of him he was taken 
up and sent to prison for a vile swindler and 
imposter." 

" No matter, I had the dream. Butabout 
this stranger, this gentleman, as you caU 
him." 

<*Hnali, — ^whoeomeshere? Ah, it is the 
very ihan. oar new lodger. Good morning, 
sir,— <how did you deep last night, sir ?" 

** ToloraUy, <ndy totorably, I was fever- 
ish." 

<«8*r^y^ Betep,: I have seen that &oe be- 
fore. •♦, ■ w . 



" Yes, in your dreams." 

'* I think you told me, landbrd, that Ifrs. i 
Vernon lived in that beaatiliil house yonder I" i 

"Yes sir." 

" Delightftil property, beautiful and exten- 
sive pleasure grocmds. And they say sbe is 
richr' 

" 0, yes, she inherited a vast property | 
some six years ago." 

" Peter,— it is,— it is—" ! 

" Who, — what— bless my soul— but it ia — i 
MaiUand !" , 

The stranger, who, in foct, was Maithmd, ; 
had stepped toward ^he window, and alter \ 
glancing his eye for a moment down the, 
road, a&ed if any one had enquired for lum. I 
" You know my name it is Brown." | 

" What a lie ! — Oh, yes, sir, I know your | 
name : no one has been here. i 

" Wdl, if they should call, I will be back in 
a few moments ; bid them be seated, aad 
await my return. By the way, landlocd, 
who lives at the manor house with Mrs. Ver- 
non?" 

"Mr. St Clair, and Mr. Howard. idK> is 
going to marry Alice. Ah ! you start ! | 

•* Did I ? — that name,— I—I knew one by 1 
that name ; and so they are going to get mar- 
ried? 

*Yes." 

" Well, I win walk down the lane." 

No sooner had Mailand left the room thaa 
Peter, half frantic, fastened the door, and 
sinking down upon a chair, overcome with 
dread, exclaimed ; — " The devil's come back, 
villainy's afloat! 0! but he is a desperate 
villain ; there is mischief brewing !" 

" Yes, for the yeast last night woeldhit 
rise a bit." 

" We must keep our four eyes on him» 
Mrs. P. 

" Yes, and these ten fingers and thumbs^ 
too." 

"No Mrs. P., no, be not too extravagant ; 
such luxuries as your finger nails attd tha| 
excdlent tongue of yours cannot be wasted 
strangers. Keep them, my dear, far 
tic uses." 

" You are a brute ; but go to your 
I must to mine," 

" Take care of that spider, Mrs. P.,' 
there it crawls." 

Peter enjoyiiu; the fright of his wifo, fbl« 
lowed her out of the room, crying with a load 
voice : — " beware the spider, the death watchi 
the cricket." 

CHAPTER XL 

"And fMnat long pMt of Jot and Pola» 
Ouie \tSldoiing o'er hit ■cm brmhu^ 

Mrs. Vernon having, without aoy cBAoot 
ty, proved the vUidity of the will, had t^^ 
possessbn of the property, and was now *^ 



stedo^ 

doDaeti 

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VERNON; OR, TUE I^AMA OF LIFE. 



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in what wis called the old manor house. It 
Ddigbt be well to explain the nature of the dis- 
rate in relation to the property, and why the 
beirs of ber uncle, those whom the law would 
baT6 recognized if there had been no will, 
were depriyed of their share. It appears 
when Bejnold St Clair died, and by the wav, 
he wag a Strang eccentric character, a wild 
dissipated relation, who had been living with 
him, recorded a will which the deceased had 
made in his &vor, some ten years previous to 
his death. Two witnesses, and tne lawyer 
who drew up the last will, reversing the first, 
tad leaving the whole bulk of his property to 
Mrs. Vernon, came forward and gave evi- 
dence to this fact, but no will was found. — 
The matter, therefore, was held in abeyaneet 
coDunissioners were appointed by the court, 
and a general search was made for the lost 
vilL The claimant to the property on the 
iirst win was suspected of making way with 
the second but its subsequent discovery prov- 
ed bis inDocence. The will had been hid 
away by old Mr. St. Clair in a closet a- 
moog all kinds of rubbish, and which found 
their way to the old room where the will was 
fiwod by Mrs. Vernon's father, as related. 

We now convey our readers to a «)lendidly 
famished parlor, in the old manor nouse : — 
with elegance was blended all the pleasing 
productions of art, and the tables were loaded 
with the choicest productions of the best au- 
thors of the day. On the occasion were as- 
mnbled together the family, in addition to 
which were Mr. Howard, the artist, and Mr. 
Gilbert. Mr. St. Clair was seated at a table 
with Robert, James and Anna, Mr. Howard 
and Alice were at another, discussing the 
hetoties of Italy, while the former displayed 
tbeu to her view, sketched with his own 
hand. Mrs. Vernon, and Mr. Gilbert, who 
WMnow their neighbor, adviser and friend, 
were talking over matters appertaining to the 
estate. We c<»nmence the conversation with 
4e latter:— 

''And so, Mrs. Vernon; you have purchas- 
ed tbe Briar farm r 

"Tea, it was the birth place of my poor 
^wband^and on that account I bought it." 

And have yot heard nothing from him 
■acer 

"* Ko, I traced him to New Orleans, and af- 
ter tbat all traces have been lost, the adver- 
^KKments unanswered." 

'* And Maitland, the companion of his jour- 

/'He was taken up at Cincinnati, and was 
tried and convicted for swindling. I have 
l»eard that he is at liberty." 

*' My poor husband." 

** One thing, madam, is calculated to render 
«itbsoefioe,nay, his very loss, less afflicting 
to7<><^ is the fact that m, Vernon has never 
ccBMBitted an act of dishonor." 



'* Thank hearen for that, — his name is yet 
imstained I" 

* • • • * 

*' Alice, how can you say so ? I tell you 
that the scenery is lovely, the climate delight- 
full ; the nights, Oh, the nights are a panSUse 
in disguise." 

" I don't care, Howard, ours is equally 
beautiful ; the climate in every respect supe- 
rior, and as for nights, what can be more 
lovely than even this — ^look out? how the 
moon shines, how the stars twinkle, and lis- 
ten, you can hear the water falling over the 
dam at Fairmount, sounding for all the worid 
like the music you once spoke about as accom- 
panying the growth of flowers. " 

" Why, ^ce, you have grown quite poet- 
ical." 

'' But, Howard, you know what you prom- 
ised to- night, ^Kjome, mother, Mr. Gilbert, 
grand pa, all, come listen to Mr. Howard's 
adventures at Naples." 

'* Oh, it is romantic, I assure you, for truth 
is strai^zer than fiction. Well, to my inci- 
dent. I had been about a week in Naples ; 
my dwelling was at the foot of Vesuvius, in 
one of those delightful villas which border on 
the Gulf of Isdiia. One night I was startled 
from my sleep by a sharp, sudden shock. I 
flew to the window, a blood-red brightness 
glared into the apartment, and lit up all the 
sky ; a hoarse hurricane howled, a snower of 
fire was falling. I at once perceived that I 
was about to witness one of those awful erup- 
tions of which I had so often read, and longed 
to witness. Scarcely had I time to hurry on 
my dress and fling my mantle over me, for 
the stairs trembled and cracked at each step. 
I darted into the street. Oh, it was terrible 
to behold the whole population of a mighty 
city outporing in wild confusion upon the 
heaving earth, between long rows of edifices 
whose towering walls swung to and fro above 
their heads, like taU trees reeling in the tem- 
pest. Before me hurried two unprotected fe^ 
males, heedless, helpless. I caught them by 
the arm. I observed a path leading to the 
sea. I took it, and led them with me. A 
fisherman had just put ofi" his boat to seek 
the safety of the opposite shore. I plunged 
inU) the wave,^-detained his boat,^ — forced 
mj companions into it, and, sheltering them 
with a canvass from the falling flakes, the 
boatman spread his sail — he resisted not — 
and our bark cut the waves like a belated sea 
bird." 

** Why, this is like a romance, Howard." 

*' W«il, Alice, did I not tdl you it was 
truth?" 

<* Don't interrupt him, " was the general ex- 
exclamation, for thejr all seemed mocsh inter- 
ested in the recital. 

'' From the moment when the two fonales, 
whom chance bad thxown under mj pvotio- 



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tion, were in safety, the desire of witnessing 
the wonders of the scene shut out all other 
thoughts ; propped against the mast of our 
little bark, I stood and gazed. Oh ! my 
ftiends, let me not even attempt to picture 
what I saw ! Fancy a column of broad flame 
shooting two nundred feet in the air, and 
trembling, then, in flakes ! streams of burn- 
ing lava leaping in cuscades ! — a sea of fire 
mshing down to the sea of water — first 
driving before it, then recoiling— alternately 
repelling and repelled. Two dements strug- 
phng like gladiators for the mastery: nature, 
m the last convulsion, seeming to implore for 
mercy. In a sky of blood, disheveled shad- 
ows, like the damned of Dante, hurrying in 
throngs, — some one way, some another, — a- 
long the palpitating shore ! Fancy all this, 
andyou will still have but a feeble idea of a 
night at Naples from the Gulf of Ischia, du- 
ring an eruption of Vesuvius." 

"And what became of you 1" asked Mr. 
Gilbert. 

** I stood immovable, with folded arms, eyes 
fixed and bosom heaving, when in the tossing 
of the baric I felt an arm involuntarily grasp- 
ing for support at mine, and heard a voice 
exclaim t — ** Is it not indeed, a stupendous 
scene? sublime beyond conception? more 
than the awe-struck mind could long endure, 
and not go mad!" The tones of the voice 
thrilled through me, I turned, and beheld one 
of the lovllest of Naples' beauties, — ^I mean 
that I ever gazed upon. The piercing eyes — 
black, the flowing rinelets dancing in the 
breeze ; but I will not describNB her, for Anna 
looks serious. My sketch is done, I had res- 
cued the wife of a nobleman, and that, my 
friends, made Naples my home.'* 

** I should think," remarked Gilbert, " that 
this would be a splendid subject for your pen- 
cil." 

** No, sir, its very splendor awes me, — it is 
a subject beyond the 'reach of art." 

•• Indeed, Mr. Howard, you have pictured a 
fearful scene," observed Mr. St. Clair, ** our 
young friends here are silent with wondering 
bow nappy should we be in a land blessed by. 
heaven, and never subject to these convulsions 
oftheearrh." 

"True," replied Gilbert, "but still we 
have those inflictions of the heart, the earth- 
quakes of the soul, which produce sufiering 
more intense than those which proceed from 
natural causes. Listen to my story : I had 
been married about two years, my wife bore 
me a girl, our little Ellen, the fondness of a 
fkther would picture her, as she seemed to us, 
a little cherub ; — ^to us indeed she was, when 
about three years old, — no, not three, two 
years and six months, that was her age We 
were sitting at the door, it was a lovdy night 
in June, the breeze came down from the hill 
Bide laden with the rich perfume of deeping 



flowers: the busy hum of the day was gradual* 
ly dying *wa}% and a soft mellow light came 
up from the West, as the mesenger mxn day 
to welcome in the night. Oh, I remember it 
well, for we were so happy — so joyoas — eo 
blessed. Ellen was on the lawn, her gay 
laugh was still ringing in our ears, her hnghi 
smile still before us : for a moment our eyes 
were withdrawn from her, — a dark flluMkyw 
passed between us and our child,— one 
scream and she vanished, as if in the arms of 
a demon, from our sight ! Never can I forget 
that moment : maddened I rushed in the di- 
rection of the sound — all was still — ^from that 
time to this no tidings have been heard of 
her." 

" And her mother?" asked Mrs. Yemon. 

"Pined away and died with the nante of 
Ellen on her lips. Alas ! my friends, alUro' 
fortune has showered her gifts upon me, al- 
tho* I have prospered in au my undertaldiigs 
amid it all, I am wretched." 

" That Providence, Mr. Gilbert," obflerred 
Bfr St. Clair, " that Divine Power whose mys- 
teries we cannot fathom, knows what is best 
for us here ; — there is a hereafter." 

A servant came to announce that tea was 
ready, and they all arose. Howard offered his 
arm to Alice, who insisted on his conducting 
Anna and Mrs. Yemon, as she had to arrange 
something in the room before she left, •• I 
will be but a moment, Howard, so be rec- 
onciled to your fate." 

They had all then left the room but Alice, 
whose object was to secure a side door lead« 
ing to the garden. While in the act of dos- 
ing it, a man stepped into the room; she 
started back. " Hush ! on your life, hrtA !" 
was the abrupt address to her. 

" Who are you , sir ? what means this intru- 
sion ?" 

"One word, Alice." 

"Speak, sir." 

" Don't you know me ?" • 

"Ha! that voice !— that face !— it is— " 

" Your guardian, — Maitland." 

" It is, indeed ! ! leave this houae, Mr, 
do not stay here !" 

" And you would desire me hence, you, 
Alice!" 

"No, not that." 

" Aye, I know, I am lost, an outcast." 

" What would you, sir, with mit ? There 
can be nothing in common between us : you 
have never acted the part of a guardian, or 
friend, — what would you now ? 

"Hark! they call,— I must secure ttie 
door, — ^what I have to say must be said now, 
and you must hear. Your father, girl, — " 

" Mjr father ? 0, speak of him." 

" Will you meet me in an hour ? — ear two 
hours from this, in the garden, by the Wer 
' gate,— there you shall know aQ ?" 

" I will,— the hour will be ten." 



THE EVILS OF SOCIETY. 



m 



**Good. — omil then, farewell. Iwillpaas 
throosh the side door ; — remember, ten 
o'clocL There, I heur Howard^s voice : go, 
go to your lover, ha ! ha !" 

Alice hearing Howard call, immdei&tely 
laa to the door, and meeting him at the Uires- 
bold, they both left for the supper room. 

" So," murmured Maitland, as he cast his 
e^es around the room, *' they are rich, very 
nch; tM)w elegantly furnished, too. Let me 
lee, I must make somethinff out of this busi- 
ness, the secret is too valuable to be thrown 
iway. Now, if I could get Vernon to join 
me, for he has returned as poor as ever ; so 
moch the better, then, to roo this house. In 
that there is no crime if he joins me, for he 
only takes what is, or at least should be, his. 
He most be my tool ever, and to use him now 
pranises better than ever. Well, I must re- 
tire throi^ this secret passage. Ah, what is 
tkt? a silver snuffbox, as I live, and a gold 
pcpdl, too. Carelessness is a species of 
crime, I will correct the evil it produces, by 
RiDOTiDg the cause." So savipg, he pocket- 
ed the articles named, and with cautious 
st^ traced his way to the garden. 

(CoiitlaaedteNo.40.) 
THE EVILS OF SOCIETY. 

THIRD PAPER. 

That universal education would be a par- 
tial remedy for the growing evils which now 
cone our beautiful land, wo think no intelli- 
gent person will deny That proper education 
vouki be the great remedy it is our purpose 
to prove. 

To make education a remedy for these evils, 
it most be mftde a very different thing from 
what it now is. 

We live under republican institutions ; and 
it is one of the fundamental principles of our 
republic thateverr individual has the right to 
''the pursuit of happiness;" and while he 
pirsses his own happiness, or pleasure, and 
does not directly intnnffe the rights of others ; 
be has the protectkm of law in doing so. The 
nan of wisdom and experience may perceive 
^ many who are seddng their pleasure or 
t^^iness are really pursuing a course calcu- 
li to bring rum and unhappiness upon 
ifattii, yet while they commit no unlawful act, 
we cannot by force constrain them : for liberty 
is the fundamental principle of our govem- 
inent 

The majority roust determine what is law- 
fol and what is unlawful ; and they cannot be 
prerented. 

If therefore, the people be ignorant and un- 
ci|Uivated, it will necessarily follow that they 
win seek pleasure in vicious indulgences, 
cxeitcmentt and sensual gratifications. It is 



the proper business of education to correct 
this propensity to low indulgences and excite- 
ments, which exist where there is no mental 
or moral culture. We are told fai the language 
of holy writ, that "The heart of man is 
prone to evil," and our every day experience 
proves the truth of the saying. 

It is not our purpose to speak of what re- 
ligious education snould do for the youth of 
our community. We wish merely to set forth 
the advantages of a superior secular educa- 
tion. The refining, humanizing and elevat- 
ing influences which proper mental moral and 
artistic culture, exercise upon the minds and 
and hearts of men. 

The government which expects obedience 
to its laws, owes education to those it expects 
to govern ; and it is an act of iiyustice, for a 
government to punish conduct which is a 
natural and necessary result of its own ne- 
glect. 

Education with us is not what it should be. 
In a community like ours ; *< so highly favored 
of Heaven :" so blessed with all that should 
^make life delightful, there is no proper ex- 
cuse for a want of intelligence ; and yet, a 
very large portion of the people of our coun- 
grow up grossly ignorant, and uncultivat- 



Even here in Philadelphia, which boasts of 
being the seat of learning and refinement, 
there is a mass of ignorance and rudeness 
which should bring a blush of shame to the 
cheek of every one who has any part in mat- 
ters of public instruction. 

Education in Philadelphia does not perform 
its proper work. 

The people of Philadelphia are more sujper- 
ficially educated now tnan they were ufty 
years ago. 

We have numerous chartered institutions of 
learning, an expensive system of public 
schools, numerous private seminaries and 
hosts of peripatetic teachers : and yet nine- 
teen twentieths of the people grow up with- 
out learning to speak or write their native lan- 
guage correctly. 

Venerable institutions confer degrees, upon 
graduates, and give diplomas to men who 0011- 
not read them : and who do not know, that it 
is not ** writ down" in Latin, that they are 
asses to pretend to be doctors, — that is learned 
— ^when they do not know the rudiments of 
English Grammer. 

Education in Philaddphia does not perform 
its proper office; inasmuch as it does not 
create a love for learning. It does not refine, 
purify and elevate the mind 

There no mental, no moral, no aesthetic 
culture in it. The education which most of 
the children in the public schools get is of the 
crudest kind, and that which most of those 
get who are educated in private schools, is of 
the most superficial kind imi^^ble. Many 



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of the directors of the public schools are 
erosslj ignoraQt. Many of the teachers are 
incompetent and poorly paid : and are requir- 
ed to teach a much larger number than one 
person can do justice to. 

Among fashionable people, it is the custom 
to have private teachers. It being thought 
more dignified to have teachers come to their 
houses than to send their children to shool. 

Several families will sometimes club toge- 
ther, and have a private teacher come to one 
of their houses. This is cheaper and more 
dignified than sending their children to 
school. Fashionable education consists of a 
smatterof French and Italian, an extravagant 
expertness in music : an affection of foreign 
airs and mces ; and a shocking bad know* 
ledge of the vulgar tongue. 

When we say that our city lacks refine- 
ment, intellectual culture and artistic taste, 
we do not speak at random. Let us look at 
the amusements and entertainments of the 
people. Are any of these of an intellectual 
character? We have for half a million of 
people a few courses of dry lectures in the 
winter season. We have an Academy of 
Fine Arts, open sometimes, but very rarely 
crowded with visitors, and we have a number 
of theatres, which are much more attractive 
but it is because their entertainments are 
usually of a low order. 

Private entertainments usually consist of 
music, dancing, eating, drinking. &c. We 
have not the austerity of a hermit, nor do we 
wish to be understood as censuring these 
things : but certainly they are not evidences 
of intellectual refinement. 

Education here, does not create a taste for 
intellectual pleasures. 

What kind of books do the people read ! 

Thousands have read ** Uncle Tom's cab- 
in," who have never read •* Shakspeare,'* 
nor "Milton." 

Authors who pamper vulgar prejudices, 
grow rich, but those who attempt to improve 
the public taste are left to starve. 

The onl^ regular courses of popular lectures 
on the sciences, delivered in our city, are ' 
those of the Franklin Institute, and the audi- | 
ences at these lectures will not average over ; 
three or four hundred persons many of whom I 
arc children, sent there by their parents. 1 

Education in our city is of a superficial 
character. 

. Formerly a knowledge of the classical lan- 
guages was considered an essential part of 
education. Now we are told by the author 
of one of our most popular school books, that 
" the course of instruction in schools, is so 
extensive that there is not time for pupils to 
go through the classics Ac." 

One of the sapient regulations of our pub- 
lic schools, requires that children shall be 
taught to pronounce all words which occur in i 



quotations, &c., from forden languages, as if 
they were English words. The effect of which 
is to make meaningless jargon of them. ' 

Let a person reiMl a line of French in snchj 
a manner, and can either Englishman ori 
Frenchman understand it ? The necessity for 
this regulation arises from the fkct that the 
teachers are unable to teach the correct pro- 
nunciation of those foreign words which oc- 
cur in the childrens exercises. 

There is too much " old fogyism" about 
our institutions of learning. Too much learn- 
ed stupidity : and too much unlearned self- 
sufficiency. 

There are too many of— 



** Tbom Uxv owl*, thom baleftd undean birds, 
" Who perrned near wl«lom*ii roof, rit only there 
"To cuff down new flodired ThrtuM. that would vn 
**To nobI«r height*, and maketba grove bannooioai.' 

While the education of the children of our 
city is neglected, as it now is, there can be 
no reasonable hope of any great improvement 
in the popular morals. Thousands of chil- 
dren are growing up amongst us who have no 
I ^ more attention paid to their education, than | 
have the children of the Camanches. Our 
city is indeed^ 

** An un wMdad garden, that growa to aMd* 

*- TbiDgs rank and gross in nature \ oaaoM it morely." 

In another article we shall endeavor to 
show what education should do, for the chil- 
dren of our community. 



THE FESTIVAL OF THE ASS. 

This festival was for a oonsidflrable time 
celebrated at Beauvais, in Burgundy. It was 
held in honour of the ass, which was, aocord- 
ing to tradition, the animal upon which the 
Holy Family rode into £g3rpt. A baadsooie 
girl, richly attired, represented the Viigia 
Mary. She was seated on an ass, which was 
covmd with a cloth of gdd, and superbly 
caparisoned. The ass, accompanied by a vast 
concourse of laity and clergy, was led from 
the cathedral to the parish church of St, Ste- 
phen, and was finally conducted into the 
sanctuary. High mass began with great pomp, 
and the Ass was taught to kneel at oertaoi in- 
tervals. Meanwhile a hymn was sung in his 
TOraise, in a language of mixed Latin snd 
French, of which Dr. Edgar has given the 
following translation. 

The Ase he came from Eastern climes. 
Heigh ho! my Aney! 
He's (air and Ht for the parh t all tiniM. 
SinR Father Asa. and you shall get graaa, 
Ana Biraw and hay. too, in plenty. 

The Asa is alow and laijr too 

Heigh ho! my As^ey! 

But the whip and the spur will make himga 

SiriK Father A»9, nnd you shall get grass. 

And straw and hay, loo. in plenty. 

The Ai« was born and bred with long ears, 
Heigh ho my! Assey! 



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And yet the Lord of Aaet spoMiv. 
Gria Father Am and you tball get graa, 
Atid straw and hay, too. in plenty. 

Tbe Aaa eiceb the hind at a leap, 
Hekh ho ! my AiMy ! 
And fatter than hoiind or hare can trot 
BraT Father Am. and you shall have graM, 
And Btraw and hay, too. in plenty ! 

The worship coDcluded with a braying be- 
tween the Clergy umI laity in honour or the 
Ass. The ofiBciating priest turned to the 
people, and in a fine treble voice and with 
great devotion, brayed three times like an 
183 — while the people, imitating his example, 
brayed three times in concert. 



SKETCHES OF GEORGIA. 

SKCTGH TBIKD. 

ffistortent AsModations. — Locd Attachments. — 
I Tomochichi, 

"Yes it Is dear,— fair southern clime, 
Of genial hearts and suns Binoere." 

WaUon, 
"Wbese erery battle-field Is holy ground, 
Which hreathes nt nations laTod, not worlds undone; 
How sweetl J on the ear sucJi echoes sound 1 
WhOe the mn« Tlrtors msy appsl or atun 
The eerrile and the vain, snch names wOI be 
A wstchword, 'tUI the Future shall be trf."— -Byron. 

The European vifdtw, in his conceit and 
pride, not unfreqaently expresses his surprise 
at the ordinary appearance of our dties — at 
the lo^rroed rude aad uncouth character of 
our villages — at the destitution of remarkable 
localities and venerable monuments, comme- 
morative of deeds and personages at once an- 
cieiit and extraordinary. Sneeringly does he 
iuBtitote a cbmparison between the historical 
inociations of this, and nations on the conti- 
Doit True, the Baronial castle, with its ivy- 
iBantled lowers, gray walls, deep moats, and 
high tttirets, does not, from its rooky founda- 
tkms, frown upon our rivers and lakes ; — true, 
the prolonged conflicts of lord and vassal have 
MTtt* involved whole communities here in one 
comnon quarrel, linking the story of some 
<teadly feud with forest and mountain; — ^true, 
we glory not in crowns and palaces — ^parch- 
■mt rolls and *' blazoned heraldry r' we 
never yet have learned to bow in stupid ado- 
ration before some vain pageant, whose only 
i Htle to respect is, that for years mankind 
have yielded an unmeaning reverence ; nor 
<lo we renrd, with holy feelings, some ruined 
catbedral, because in early times a devout 
fcther with his obsequious satellites once 
|>la8ed its walls, and hallowed the spot. The 
ir^-boond tower, with its damp, dark dnn- 
S^ons and bloody instruments or death, does 
^ rear its ^oomy fhont to recount the fear- 
fi^tale of tlM wan cheek and headless corpse 



of the pure and noble, — of the queenly per- 
sonage who had there perished, a victim of 
cruel jealousy and determined hate. True, 
the Qothic arch of five centuries, with its 
deep-toned organ, stained glass, and magnifi- 
cent adornments, may not lift its head amid 
the cities of America, still the God of Heaven 
is worshipped, with equal devotion, in the 
sacred temple of not half a century. Kings 
have never stamped the impress of their gory 
feet upon these plains— their chariots have 
never run riot amid the blood and carnage of 
'' ten thousand slain." Within these United 
States, the moss does not cluster so thickly 
around our battlements — and still we can 
proudly point to fields where the sword of 
liberty was often unsheathed, and never re- 
turned in dishonor. We can look with feel- 
ings of the warmest satisfitction upon the 
ruins of comparatively rude fortifications, and 
grass-covered embankments — ^we can name 
heroes whom the world would not blush to 
own : around whose memory eather national 
associations far more honorable than the re- 
membrance of the acts and efibrts of crowned 
and jewelled monarchs. There are a thousand 
places suggestive of patriotic emotions, where 
the American breast feels the power of local 
attachments, and cherishes, most ardently, 
the recollection of events which have alike 
signalized the actors, and the localities where 
they so admirably performed their parts. 
Reverence for deeds— exalted deeds — the 
scenes where they transpired, and the heroes 
who there figured, is a noble instinct, planted 
in our hearts for noble purposes. The emo- 
tions suggested by local associations and na- 
tional attachments, have in every age, and 
among all nations, proved of a most interest- 
ing character to the citizen. To them no one 
can possibly be indifierent, and he feels them 
most thrillingly, whose soul is duly sensible 
of the importance of his country's nom^ and 
reputation. The recollections of past events 
cluster around the places where they trans- 
pired : encircling every object there with a 
garb of attraction, awakening emotions of a 
strikingly engaging character, and causing 
scenes whose visible traces have long since 
vanished, divested of their shadowy forms, to 
live again in active being. There is a secret 
and powerful satisfaction, possessed of no or- 
dinary interest, in knowing and feeling that 
we are actually surveying the spot whttre 
some remarkable occurrence has happened — 
and treading the hall, or the battle ground, 
where a distinguished personage has lived, 
acted, and died. Leo AUatries wept over the 
ruins of Homer's house. How beautifully 
does Dr. Johnson, in his tour to the Western 
Islands, express his feelings, as his foot first 
pressed the soil of that Iskmdy so long the Lu- 
minary of the Caledonian regions. Demos- 
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migfaty (Motors md dueftaans, as the spot 
wlKQce, in enthusiastic appeds, he could 
most effectually arouse the sea of popular pas- 
sion — more powerAil than the deep blue waters 
of the Mgieiaif whose billows, diashing near, 
mingled their roar with the thunders of his 
eloquence. It was in the Church of St. Mafia 
d'ara Ooeli, on the Capitoline Hill, as Ctibbon 
sat musing over the ruins of the imperial 
city, during the calm hours of eyening, when 
bare^footed friars were chanting their vespers, 
that he conceived the idea of writing the de- 
cline and fall of the Roman Empire. Cicero, 
in his work ** De Finibus," tells us that often, 
when he entered the Senate Chamber, the 
shades of Scipio, of Cato, of LsqUus, and es- 
pecially of his venerable grand-father, rose in 
miaginaticm before him. And Schiller de- 
clares, that the scenes which beneficent and 
heroic spirits have visited, remain hallowed 
to all time — still blest, though robbers haunt 
theplace. 

With what ardent attachment then, should 
the American cherish the remembrance of 
those events and localities, so intimately con- 
nected with the honor of his country. The 
voices and the forms of our grand-sires who 
participated, in the glorious revolutionary 
strug^es, are fast Beulmg away. Their ton- 
gues no Icmeer recount the incidents of many 
a well fought action — that arm once strong 
in the defimce of freedom and of right, now 
lies motionless and cold. Tet how does mem- 
ory linger around that monument commemo- 
rative of the brave deeds of our fore&thers — 
how does the hand love to handle that rusted 
and time-worn cannon, which once proclaimed 
the death warrant for all tyrants, and oppres- 
sors on these shores, — how does the foot de- 
light to press that grass-grown fort — and hew 
eagerly does the eye search for every relic of 
those noble deeds, and noble men. In ihe 
presence of these scenes, imagination dwells 
not upon the present, but proudly revels in 
the consideration of the past, losing herself 
in the contemplation of the illustrious events 
connected with the spot now before her view, 
— ^in the veneration of those 

« men of old, whme tempered bladea 

DUperaed the sbacUes of usurped control. 

And hewed them link horn link — ^Tbon Albion's sons 

Were sons indeed ; they fdt a filial heart 

Beat high within tbem at a Mother's wrongs ; | 

And shining each in his domestic sphnre, j 

Shone brighter still, when called to public riew.** j 

Let the American never cease to cherish 
these places with the deepest attachment. | 
Let him feel that the grave of the patriot, is \ 
the Mecca of Liberty — that upon tne battle- 
fields where freedom was won, all may unite 
--forgetful of party intrigue and sectional ' 
differences, in rekindling those sentiments of 
regard for the whole country, which will < 



prompt each and every dtiMn to defend it if 

need oe, from invasion, — to protect its ri^ts 
and honor with untiring vigilance, and mam- 
tain its laws and institutions, in vigor and 
purity. Although he may wander intoforei^ 
climes, and find objects of wonder and admi- 
ration, still let him send back his thoughts to 
these shores, and dwell with increasing rap- 
ture upon the battle-fields — the heroic cfajo^ 
acters — the intrepid councils of the Atlantic 
Coast. Almost every city and village, rfv^er 
and mountain, in the older portions of tliis 
countnr, has witnessed the struggles between 
she rifie and the tomahawk, or proved the 
arena, upon which was achieved some noMe 
triumph of 76. Savannah is not destitute 
of historical associations of this charaotery 
Here it was that Tomochichi,thedi8tingai^k- 
ed chief of the Creek Nation, extended the 
open hand of fellowship to the stranger, and 
swore perpetual frienduiip — an oath samAy 
kept imtil his hoary head was bowed low in 
death. In the presence of the colonists, and 
his Indian warriors — in a manner at once so 
natural and appropriate to the Aborigines of 
this country, he presents General Oglethorpe 
with a buffalo skin adorned with the head 
and feathers of an eaele, thus addressing him 
<* The eagle is an emblem of speed, and the 
buffalo of strength. The ^glish are as 
swift as the bird, and as strong as the beast, 
since like the former they flew over the seas 
to the uttermost parts of the earths and like 
the latter are so strong, that nothing can with* 
stand than.'* Wisely did the old chieftain 
foresee in this small band, the seeds of a 
great nation, which by reason of its superior 
intelligence and acquirements, should one day 
sweep as surdy and as rapidly over the do- 
mains of the red-man, as does the wild-fire 
over the grass-covered prairie. He adds fur- 
ther — <* The feathers of the eagle are soft, and 
signify love— the bufiiido skin is warm, and 
denotes protection, *' and therefore he hoped 
the English would love and protect the liltle 
families <^ the sons of the forest. How sadly 
have these fond desires of the Indian warrior 
remained unrealized in subsequent years! 
The members of his tribe, scattered as leaves 
before the blasts of autumn, have been hor- 
ried from the land which gave them birthu 
Their venerable King, Tomochichi, realized not 
in person the terrors of that day, when, an 
exile band they were driven from the beauti> 
fill plains and attractive mountains of Gear- 
gi*. 

Firm in his friendship, at the advanced age 
of ninety-seven he breathed his last, and 4y* 
ing, desired that his body might be intcnvd 
with his friends the English in Savannah* 
This request was cheerfully complied wilJi, 
and his corpse wasaccording^f brought there, 
and buried in Percival Square with militanr 
honors. Yet it has ju^ly hew^ inqoUed^ 



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wbar« is Us moBmiieikt ? Skvaimah oWMit 
to lieraelf— she owes it to the memory of Gen- 
eral Oglethorpe—for it was his design that a 
svilable trihate of that character should haye 
heen erected — die owes it to her first and hest 
feknd among the red men — ^the noble-hearted 
> brave — ^the generous Tomochidii. 

(OondiMtod is No. 40.) 



^i^mxt anumg il^t Jefe $o0ks. 



■Nouisi-i HUNiomanra of tmb xvih. 
OBisrruR:v.-s«»od Ntxicc^ 

— We last week gaye extracts fVom a book 
with this title, wtuch has been just published 
hj the Harpers; and which embraces the 
course of lecture delivered by Thackeray last 
winter in Hdladelphia and other principle cit- 
ies. It partakes of his apt thought, exuberant 
fkiej* and rich humor, and is spiced to a high 
deme with original dashes of satire. 

The lecture on Steele is particularly inter- 
estin|^9 both on account of the idea it gives of 
Sir Richard himself, and the times in which 
he Hred. We present some extracts : — 

"We possess of poor Steele's wild and 
chequered life some of the most curious mem- 
monuida that ever were left of a man's bio- 
graphy. Most men's letters, from Cicero 
dawn to Walpole, or down to the great men 
of 4Mir own tmie, if ^ou will, are doctored 
compositions, and wntten with an eye sus- 
pidotis towards posterity. That dedication 
cC Steele's to his wife is^ an artificial perfor- 
mance, possibly : at least it is written with 
thai degree of artifice which an orator uses in 
arrangii^ a statement for the House, or a poet 
CDj^oys m preparing a sentiment in verse or 
for the stage. But there are some 400 letters 
of Dick Steele's to his wife, which that 
thrifty woman preserved accurately, and 
which could have been written but for her 
ukd her alone. They contain detaUs of the 
businces, pleasures, quarrels, reconciliations 
of the pair : they have all the genuineness of 
ce n t ersa tion : they are as artless as a child's 
{»a*tle, and as confidential as a curtain-lec- 
ture. Some are written from the printing- 
ofiee, where he is waiting for the proof sheets i 
of his '* Gazette," or his '^Tatler:" some' 
are written from the tavern, whence he | 
promises to come to his wife ** within a pint 
of wine," and where he has given a rendez- , 
vons to a friend, or a money-l^er * some are 
oomposad in a high state dT vinous excite- 
ment when his head is flustered with Burgun- 
dy# and his heart abounds with amorous 
warmth for his darling Prue : some are under 
the tnfloence of the dismal headache and re- 
pentance next morning : some, alas, are from 
the Is^-np house, where the lawyers have im- 



pounded him, and where he is waiting for 
bail. You trace many years of the poor fel- 
low's career in these fetters. In September, 
1707, from which day she began to save the 
letters, he married the beautiful Mistress 
Scurlock. You have his passionate protesta- 
tions to the lady ; his respectfulproposals to 
her mama ; his privateprayer to Heaven when 
the union so ardently desired was completed ; 
his fond professions of contrition and promises 
of amendment, when, immediately after his 
marriage, there began to be just cause for the 
one and need for the other. 

Captain Steele took a house for his lady 
upon their marriage, ''the third door from 
Germain-street, left hand of Bury-street," 
and the next year presented his wife with a 
country house at Hampton. It appears she 
had a chariot and pair, and sometimes four 
horses : he himself enjoyed a little horse for 
his own riding. He paid, (ht promised to pay, 
his barber fifty pounds a year, and i^wavs 
went abroad in a faced coat and a large black- 
buckled periwig, that must have cost some- 
body fifty guineas. He was rather a weU-to- 
do gentleman, Captain Steele, with the pro- 
ceeds of his estate in Barbadoes (left to him 
by his first wife), his income as writer of the 
*' Gazette," and his ofBce of gentleman wai- 
ter to his Royal Highness Prince George. 
His second wife brought him a fortune too. 
But it is melanchuly to relate that with these 
houses and chariots and horses and income, 
the Captain was constantly in want of money, 
for which his beloved bride was asking as 
constantly. In the course of a few pages we 
begin to find the shoemaker calling for money, 
and some directions from the Captain, who 
has not thirty pounds to spare. He sends his 
wife, '* the beautifullest object in the world." 
as he calls her, and evidently in reply to ap- 
plications of her own, which have gone the 
way of all waste paper, and lighted Dick's 
pipes, which were smoked a hundred and 
forty years ago— he sends his wife now a 
guinea, then a half-guinea, then a couple of 
guineas, then half a pound of tea : and again 
no money and no tea at all, but a promise 
that his darling Prue shall have some in a 
day or two ; or a request, perhaps, that she 
will send over his night-gown and shaving- 
plate to the temporary lodging where the 
nomadic captain is lying hidden from the 
bailifis. Oh that a dhristian hero and late 
captain in Lucas's should be afraid of a dirty 
sherifi^'s ofScer ! That the pink and pride of 
chivalry should turn pale before a writ ! It 
stands to record in poor Dick's own hand- 
writing ; the queer collection is preserved at 
the Bntish Museum to this present day : tnat 
the rent of the nuptial house in Jermyn-street 
sacred to unutterable tenderness and Prue, 
and three doors from Bury-street, was not 
paid until after the landlord had put in an 



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exeeutioD ob Captain Steele's ftirnitare. Ad- 
diaon add the house and furniture at Hamp- 
ton, and, after deducting the sum in which 
his incorrigihle friend was indebted to him, 
handed over the residue of the proceeds of 
the sale to poor Dick, who was not in the 
least angry at Addison's summary proceeding, 
and I dare say was glad of anyaaleor execu- 
tion, the result of which was to give him a 
little ready money. Having a small house in 
Jermyn street for which he could not pay, 
and a country house at Hampton on which he 
had borrowed money, nothing must content 
Captain Dick but the taking, in 1712, a much 
finer, larger, and grander house, in Blooms- 
bury-square: where his unhappy landlord 
got no better satisfaction than his friend in 
St. James's, and where it is recorded that 
Dick, giving a grand entertainment, had a 
half dozen queer-looking fellows in livery to 
wait upon his noble B:uests, and confessed 
that his servants were oailifl^ to a man. ** I 
fiired like a distressed prince*" the kindly 
prodigal writes, generously complimenting 
Addison for his assistance in the ** Tatler," — 
** I fared like ja distressed prince, who calls in 
a powerful neighbor to his aid. I was undone 
by my auxiliary ; when I had once called him 
in, I could not subsist without dependence on 
him." Poor, needy Prince of Bloomsbury ! 
think of him in his palace, with his allies from 
Chancery -lane ominously guarding him. 

All sorts of stories are told indicative of 
his recklessness and his good humour. One 
narrated by Doctor Hoadly is exceedingly 
diaracteri sties ; it shows the life of the time : 
and our friend very weak, but very kind both 
in and out of his cups. 

*Myfkther,' (says Dr. John Hoadly, the 
Bishop's son) — * when Bishop of Bangor, was, 
by invitation, present at one of the Whig 
meetings, held at the Trumpet, in Shoe Lane, 
when Sir Richard, in his zeal, rather exposed 
himself, having the double duty of the day 
upon him, as well to celebrated the immortal 
memory of King William, it being the 4th 
November, as to drink his friend Addison up 
to conversation-pitch, whose phlegmatic con- 
stitution was hardly warmed for society by 
that time. Stede was not fit for it. Two re- 
markable circumstances happened. John Sly, 
the hatter of facetious memory, was in the 
house ; and John, pretty mellow, took it into 
his head to come into the company on his 
knees, with a tankard of ale in his hand to 
drink off to the immortal memory ^ and to re- 
turn in the same manner. Steele sitting next 
my fi&ther, whispered him — Do laugh. It is 
kwnanity to laugh. Sir Richard, in the even- 
ing, being too much in the same condition, 
was put in a chair, and sent home. Nothing 
would serve him but being carried to the Bis- 
hop of Bangor's, late as it was. However, 
the chairmen carried him home, and got him 



up ttihv, when his gMA «oai|4ai8uice would 
wait on them .down stairs, whkh he did, aad 
then was got quietly to bed.' 

** There is another amusing sboftj whick I 
believe that renowned collector. Bur. Jos^di 
MiUer, or his successors, faltve incoiporated 
into their work. Sir Richard Steele, at a time 
when he was much occupied with theatrical 
affairs, built himself a pretty private theatre, 
and, before it was opened to nis friends and 
guests, was anxious to try whether tha haU 
was well adapted for hearing. Accordingly 
he placed himself in the most remote part of 
the eallery, and begged the carpenter who 
had built the house to speak up from tlie 
stage. The man at first said that ne was un- 
accustomed to public speaking, and did not 

I know what to say to his honour : but tbe 

' good-natured knight called out to him to saj 
whatever was uppermost ; and after a moment 
he began, in a voice perfectly audible: *&r 
Richard Steele !" he said, ** for three months 
past me and my men has been a working in 
this theatre, and we've never seen the oAmr 
of your honour's money : we will be very 

I much obligied if you 11 pay it directly, for 
until you do we won't drive in another nail.' 
Sir Richard said that his friend's elocution 
was perfect, but that he didn't like his sab- 

I ject much.' 

I ** There exists a curious document descrip- 
tive of the manners of the last age, which 
describe most minutely the amuaementa and 

' occupations of persons of fiishion in London 
at the time of which we are spfaking ; the 

I time of Swift, and Addison and Steele. 

' '* When Lord Sparkish. Tom Nevenmi, and 

I Colonel Alwit, the immortal pemonagea of 
Swift's polite conversation, came to breakfi»t 
withmy Lady Smart, at elev^d o'ckM^k in 

'' the morning, my Lord Smart was absent at the 
levee. His lordship was at home to dinner at 
three o'clock to receive his guests ; and we 
may sit down to this meal, like the Barmecides, 
and see the fops of the last century before us. 
** Seven of them sat down at dinner, and 
were joined by a country baronet, who told 
theip they kept court hours. These yenoos 
of flEtshion began their dinner with a arlotnof 
beef, fish, a shoulder of veal, and a tongoe. 
My Lady Smart carved the sirloin, my Lady 
Answerall helped the fi^, and the gallaat 
Colonel cut the shoulder of veal. All made a 

' considerable inroad on the sirioin and the 
shoulder of veal with the exception of Sir 

I John, who had no appetite, having already 

I partaken of a beefsteak and two mngt of ale, 
oesides a tankard of March beer as soon as he 
got out of bed. They drank darei, which 
the master of the house said should always 
be drunk after fish; and my Lord Smart 

I particularly recommended some exodleni oi- 

I der to my Lord Sparkish, which caused ione 

I brilliant remarks firom that nobtraaan. When 



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the host calM fbr wine, he nodded to one or 
other of his gnests, tnd said, " Tom Neverout 
my serrice to you." 

" After the first course came almond pud- 
ding, and fritters, which the Colonel took 
with his hands out of the dish, in order to 
help the hrilliant Miss Notahle : chickens, 
black puddings, and soup : and Lady Smart 
the degant mistress of the mansion, fining a 
skewer in a dish, placed it in her plate with 
directions that it should he carried down to 
the cook and dressed for the cook's own din- 
ner. Wine and small heer were drunk dur- 
iitt: this second course : and when the Colonel 
c«led for beer, he caHed the butler, Friend, 
»nd asked whether the beer was good. Va- 
rious jocular remarks passed from the gentle- 
folks to the serrants ; at breakfast several 
persons had a word and a joke for Mrs. Bet- 
tr, my lady's maid, who warmed the cream 
Mid had charge of the canister (the tea cost 
thirty shillings a pound in those days). 
When my Lady Sparkish sent her footman 
out to my Lady Match to come at six o'clock 
and play at quadrille, her ladyship warned 
the man to follow his nose, and if ne fell by 
the way not to stay to get up again. And 
when the gentlemen ask^ the hall-porter if 
his lady was at home, that fanctionary re- 
plied, with manly waggishness, •• She was at 
home just now, but she's not gone out yet." 
** After the puddings, sweet and black, the 
fritters and soup, came the third course, of 
which the principal dish was a hot venison 
pasty, which was put before Lord Smart, and 
carved by that nobleman . Besides the pasty , 
there was a hare, a rabbit, some pigeons, 
partridges, a goose, and a ham. Beer and 
wine were freely imbibed during this couse, 
the gentleman always pledging somebody 
with every glass which they drank ; and by 
this time the conversation between Tom 
Neverout and Miss Notable had grown so 
brisk and lively, that the Derbyshire baronet 
; began to think the young gentlewoman was 
Tom's sweetheart ; on which Miss remarked, 
that she loved Tom *• like pie." After the goose, 
some of the gentlemen took a dram of brandy, 
which •* was very good for the wholesomes," 
Sir John said ; and now having had a toler- 
ably substantial dinner, honest Lord Smart 
baoe the butler bring up the great tankard 
fon of October to Sir John. The great tank- 
ard was passed from hand to hand and mouth 
to month, but when pressed by the noble host 
iipm the gallant Tom Neverout, he said, " No 
fiuth, my lord, I like your wine, and won't 
put a churl upon a gentleman. Your hon- 
oar's claret is good enough for me." And so, 
the {dinner over, the host said, ** Hang sav- 
ing, bring us up a ha'porth of cheese." 

xlie cloth was now taken away, and a bot- 
tle of Burgundy was set down, of which the 
hidks were invited to partake before they 



went to their tea. When they wWidrew the 
gentlemen promised to join them in an hour : 
fresh bottles were brought, the " dead men," 
meaning the empty bottles, removed; and 
** d'you hear, John f bring clean glasses," my 
Lord Smart said. On which the gallant Col- 
onel Alwit said, "I'll keep my glass: for 
wine is the best liquor to wash glasses in." 

" After an hour the gentlemen joined the 
ladies, and there they all sate and played 
quadrille until three o'clock in the morning, 
when the chairs and the flambeaux came, and 
this noble company went to bed." 

A lecture on " Charity and Humor," in- 
cluded in this volume, was not delivered in 
Philadelphia. It contains many admirable 
passages, and in some respects surpasses all 
of its predecessors. One extract is all we 
dare give, and with it we take leave of this 
very agreeable book : — 

" I look back at the good which of late 
years the kind English Humorists have done : 
and if you are pleased to rank the present 
speaker among tnat class, I own to on honest 
pride at thinSng what benefits society has 
derived from men of our calling. "That 

* Song of the Shirt,' which Punch first pub- 
lished, and the noble, the suffering, the mel- 
ancholy, the tender Hood sang, may surdy 
rank as a great act of charity to the world, 
and call from it its thanks and regard for its 
teacher and benefactor. That astonishing 
poem, which you all of you know, of the 

* Bridge of Sighs,' who can read it without 
tenderness, without reverence to Heaven, 
charity to man, and thanks to the beneficent 
genius which sang for us so nobly ? 

** I never saw the writer but once ; but 
shall always be glad to think that some words 
of mine, printed in a periodical of that day, 
and in praise of these amazing verses (which, 
strange to say, appeared almost unnoticed at 
first in the magazine in Which Mr. Hood pub- 
lished them) — I am proud, I say, to tnink 
that some words of appreciation of mine 
reached him on his death-bed, and pleased 
and soothed him in that hour of manful resig- 
nation and pain. 

** As for the charities of Mr. Dickens, mul- 
tiplied kindnesses which he has conferred 
upon us all : upon our children : upon people 
educated and uneducated ; upon the myriads 
here and at home, who speak our common 
tongue : have not you, have not I, all of us 
reason to be thankful to this kind fHend, who 
soothed and charmed so many hours, brought 
pleasure and sweet laughter to so many 
homes: made such multitudes of children 
happy : endowed us with such a sweet store 
of gracious thoughts, fair foncies, soft sympa- 
thies, hearty enjoyments. There are crea- 
tions of Mr. Dickens's which seem to me to 
rank as personal benefits ; figures so delight- 
ful, that one feels hapjner and better for know* 



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ing tbem, as one does for behig Ivoagfat into 
the society of very good men and women. 
The atmosphere in which these people live 
is wholesome to breathe in ; you feel that to 
be allowed to speak to them is a personal 
kindness ; you come away better for your con- 
tact with them ; your hands seem cleaner 
from having the privilege of shaking theirs. 
Was there ever a better charitjr sermon preach- 
ed in the world than Dicken's Christmas 
Carol ? I bdieve it occasioned immense host 
pitality throughout England ; was the means 
of lighting up hundreds of kind fires at 
Christmas time ; caused a wonderful outpour- 
ing of Christmas good feeling : of Christmas 
punch-brewing ; an awful slaughter of Christ- 
mas turkeys, and roasting and basting of 
Christmas beef. As for tnis man's love of 
children, that amiable organ at the back of 
his honest head must be pofectly monstrous. 
All children ought to love him. I know two 
that do, and reiul his books ten times for once 
that they peruse the dismal preachments of 
their father. I know one who, when she is 
happy, reads Nicholas Nickleby ; when she 
is unhappy, reads Nicholas Nickleby ; when 
she is tired, reads Nicholas Nickleby ; when 
she is in bed, reads Nicholas Nickleby ; wheo 
she has nothing to do, reads Nicholas Nickle- 
by: and when she has finished the book, 
raids Nicholas Nickleby over again. This 
candid young critic, at ten years of age, said, 
' I like Mr. Dickens's books much better that 
your books, papa ;" and frequently expresses 
her desire tiiat the latter author £^ould write 
a book like one of Mr. Dickens's books. Who 
can ? Every mai^ must say his own thoughts 
in his own voice, in his own way ; lucky is 
he who has such a charming gift of nature as 
this, which brings all the children in the 
world trooping to him, and being fond of him. " 

THS OL.O HOUttB BV T>-ie RIVKR. 

— This book, published by the Harpers, con- 
tains a number of very pleasing sketches of 
life, various in sentiment, yet one in natural- 
ness and rare. The morality is good, without 
possessing any features stamped with striking 
genius : there are, at the same time, frequent 
evidences of a warm heart and ardent temper- 
ament, while there is, also, a sound practical 
sense. The book will find a plenty of read- 
ers, e^tecially at this summer tide ught-read- 
ing season. It responds to every good im- 
pmse of the human heart, at the same time 
it charms the fancy. Now and then one 
may imagine one has fallen upon a new se- 
ries of the Sketch book, but it is only now and 
then. It wdl and happily portrays country 
life ; — to our mind the only life that is worth 
living. As a specimen of the author's clever- 
est style, we give the following, one of the 
good things told at the '* Old Bouse," and 
entitled 



Me. Siuabt's Sroar. 

*' I was a lonely sort of a bachelor, and had 
never yet known what young men syle ' the 
passion.' Of passion I had enon^, as m^ 
old man yonder can tell you. I broke his 
head twice, and his arm once, in fits of it, 
but he has always seemed to love me all the 
better, and he clings to me now very much as 
two pieces of the same ship cling together, 
when drifting at sea. We are the sole surviv- 
ors of a thousand wrecks : and of the gallant 
company that sailed with us two years ago, no 
other one is left afloat. I had oeen a sailor 
from boyhood, and when I was twenty-five I 
may safely say no man was more fit to com- 
mand a vessel among the mariners of England. 
And at this time my old uncle died and left 
me his fortune. I had never seen him, and 
hardly knew of his existence, but I had now 
speaking evidence of the fact that he existed, 
and eqiudly good proof that he existed no 
longer. I was young, strong in limb, and I 
think stout in heart, and I was possessed of a 
rental of some thousands per annum. What 
bar was there to my enjoyment of the goods 
of life ? No bar indeed, but I fdt sorely the 
lack of means of enjoyment. I was a sailor 
in every sense. My education was tolerable, 
and I had read some books, but my tastes 
were nautical, and I pined on shore. Tou 
will easily understand then why it was that 
I built a yacht, and spent most of my time on 
her. She was a fine craft, suited to my taste 
in every respect, and I remember with a sigh 
now the happy days I have spent in the Foam. 
I used to T&A considerably in my calmi, and 
occasionally, indeed weekly, invited parties 
of gentlemen to cruise with me. But the foot 
of a lady had never been on the deck of m^ 
boat, and I began to have an old bachelor s 
pride in that fact. Yet, I confess to you a se- 
cret longing for some sort of affection difier- 
ent from any I had heretofore known, and a 
restlessness when men talked of beautiful wo- 
men in my presence. 

** One summer evening I was at the old hall 
in whidi my uncle had died, and was entirely 
alone. Toward sunset I was surprised, while 
over my book, by the entrance of a gentleman, 
hastily announced, and giving indications of 
no little excitement. 

** ' Tour pardon, sir, for my unceremonioas 
entrance. My horses have run away with 
my carriage, and dashed it to pieces near your 
park-gate. My father was badly injured, and 
my sister is now watching him. I have taken 
the liberty to ask your permission to bring 
him to your residence.' 

*' Of course, my consent was instantly giv- 
en, and my own carriage despatched to the 
park-gates. 

** Mr, Sinclair was a gentleman of fortune, j 
residing about forty mUes from me : and his { 
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on his way, in company with his son. to 
that 9on*shoase, there to die and behuried. — 
They were strangers to me, but T made them 
welcome to my honse, as if it were their own, 
and insisted on their so nsine it. 

*' Miss Sinclair was the nrst woman who 
had crossed my door-stone since I had been 
the possessor of the hall. And well might 
she hare been loved by better men than I. — 
She was yery small and very beautiful— of 
the size of Tenus which all men worship as 
the perfection of womanly beauty, but having 
a soft blue eye, strangely shaded by jet-black 
brows. Her face presented the contrast of 
parity of whiteness in the complexion, set off 
by raven hair, and yet that hiair hanging in 
clustering curls, unbound bj comb or fillet, 
and the whole face lit up with an expression 
of gentle trust, complete confidence either in 
all around her, or el^ in her own indomitaUe 
determination. For Mary Sinclair had a mind 
of her own, and a fiir-sedng one, too. She 
was eighteen then. 

'^ Her father died in my house, and I at- 
tended the solemn procession that bore his 
remains, over hill ana valley, to the old church 
m which his ancestors was laid. Once after 
that I called on the family, and then avoided 
them. I cannot tell you what was the cause 
of the aversion I had to entering that house, or 
approaching the influence of that matchless*' 
giri. I believe that I feared the magic of her 
beanty, and was impressed with my own un- 
wortmness to love her or be loved by her. I 
knew her associates were of the noble, the ed- 
ucated, the refined, and that I was none of 
these. What then could I expect but misery, 
if I yielded to the charm of that exquisite 
beauty, or the graces which I knew were in 
her soul? 

" A year pa^ed, and I was a very boy in 
my continual thoughts of her ; I persuaded 
mysdf a thousand times that I did not love 
her, and a thousand times determined to 
prove it by entering her presence. At length 
I threw myself into the vortex of London so- 
dety, and was lost in the whirlpool. 

*• One evening, at a crowded assembly, I 
was standing near the window in a recess, 
talking with a lady, when I felt a strange 
thrill. I cannot describe it to jou, but its 
effect was visible to my companion, who in- 
stantly said, * You are unwell, Mr. Stewart, 
are you not ?' * Not at all, madam ; why did 
joa think so ?' ' Your face became suddenly 
nudied, and your hand trembled so as to 
shake the curtain.' 

*' It was inexplicable to myself, but I was 
startled at the announcement of Mr. and Miss 
Sini^ir. I turned, and she was entering, on 
her brother's arm, more beautiful than ever. 
How I escaped I do not know, but I did so. 

<* Thrice afterwards I was warned of her 
presence in the same mysterious way, tiB I 



believed that there was some link between us 
two of unknown but powerlbl character. I 
have since learned to oelieve the communion 
of spirit with spirit sometimes without mate- 
rial intervention. 

" I heard of her fluently now as eneaged 
to marry a Mr. Waller ; a man whom T knew 
well, and was ready to honor as worthy of 
her love. When at length I saw, as I sup- 
posed, satisfactory evidence of the truth of 
the rumor, I left London and met them no 
more. The same rumor followed me in let- 
ters, and yet I was road enough to dream of 
Maiy Sinclair, until months after I woke to 
the sense of what a fool I had been. Con- 
vinced of this. I went on board mv yacht 
about mid- summer, and for four weeks never 
set foot on shore. 

" One sultry day, when the pitch was fry- 
ing on deck in the hot sun, we rolled heavily 
in the Bay of Biscay, and I passed the after- 
noon under a sail on the larboard quarter- 
deck. Toward evening, I fancied a storm 
was brewing, and having made all ready for 
it, smoked on the taffrail till midnight, and 
then turned in. Will you believe me, I felt 
that strange thrill through my veins, as T lay 
in my hammock, and awoke with it, fifteen 
seconds before the watch on deck called sud- 
denly to the man at the wheel, * Port, — port 
your helm ! a sail on the lea-bow. Steady ! 
so." 

** T was on deck in an instant, and saw that 
a stiff breeze was blowing, and a small schoon- 
er, showing no lights, had crossed our fore- 
foot within a pistol shot, and was new bear- 
ing up to the north-west. The sky was clou- 
dy and dark, but the breeze was very steady ; 
and I went below again, and after endeavor- 
ing vainly to explain the emotion I had felt 
in any reasonable way, I at length fell aMeep, 
and the rocking of my vessel, as she flew be- 
fore the wind, gave just motion enough to my 
hammock to lull me into sonnd slumber. But 
I dreamed all night of Mary Sinclair. I 
dreamed of her, but it was in unpleasant 
dreams. I saw her standing on the deck of 
the Foam, and as I would advance toward her 
the form of Waller would interpose. I would 
fancy, at times, that my arms were around 
her, and her form was resting against my 
side, and her head lay on my shoulder ; and 
then, by the strange mutations of dreams, it 
was not T, but Wafler, that was thus holding 
her ; and I was chained to a post, looking at 
them, and she would kiss him, and again the 
kiss would seem to b6 burning on my lips. — 
The morning fbund me wide awake, reasoning 
myself out of my fancies. By noon I had 
enough to do. The ocean was roused. A 
tempest was out on the sea, and the Foam 
vrent before it. 

"Night came down gloomily. The very 
blackness or darkness was on the water as we 



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flew before that terrfiic blaat. I wm on deck 
lashed to the wheel, by which I stood, with a 
knife within reach to cut the lashing, if neces- 
sary. We had but a rag of sail on her, and 
yet she moved more like a bird than a boat, 
irom wave to wave. Again and again a blue 
wave went over us, but she came up like a 
duck, and shook off the water, and dashed on. 
Now she staggered as a blow was struck on 
the weather-bow, that might have staved a 
man-of war, but kept gallantly on ; and now 
she rolled heavily and slowly, but never abat- 
ed the swift flight toward shore. It was mid- 
night when the wind was highest The howl- 
ing of the cordage was demoniacal. Now a 
scream, now a s£iek, now a wail, and now a 
laugh of mocking madness. On, on we flew. 
I looked up, and turned quite around the 
whole horizon, but could see no sky, no sea, 
no cloud— all was blackness. At that mo- 
ment I felt again that stranee thrill, and at 
the instant, fancied a denser blackness ahead; 
and the next, with a crash and a plunge, the 
Foam was gone! Down went my gallant 
boat, and with her another vessel, unseen in 
the black nieht. The wheel to which I had 
been lashed had broken loose, and gone over 
with me before she sank. It was heavy and 
I cut it away; and seizing a spar, went 
down in the deep sea above my boat. As I 
came up to the surfoce, a hand grasped my 
coat. I seized it, and a thrill of agony shot 
through me as I reoc^gnized the delicate fin- 
gers of a woman. I drew her to me and lash- 
ed her to the spar by my side : and so, in the 
black night, we two alone floated away over 
the stormy od^n. 

*' My companion was senseless — for aught 
I knew, dead. A thousand emotions passed 
through my mind in the next five minutes. — 
Who was my (Companion on that slieht spar ? 
What was the vessel I had sunkf Was I 
with only the body of a human being, or was 
there a spark of life left ? and how could I fan 
it to a flame? Would it not be better to let 
her sink thah float gS with me, thus alone to 
starve or die of thirst or agony? 

''I chali^ her hands, her forehead, her 
shoulders. Jtn the dense darkness I could 
not see a feature of her face, nor tell if she 
were young or old — scarcely whether white 
or black- The silence on the sea was fearful. 
So long as Iliad been on the deck of my boat, 
the whistlidg through the ropes and around 
the spars had made continuid sounds; but 
now I heard nothing but the occasional 
sprinkling of the spray, the dash of a foam 
cap, or t^ heavy sound of the wind pressing 
on my ears. 

*' At length she moved her hand feebly in 
mine. How mv heart leaped at that slight 
evidence that I was not alone in the vnld 
ocean — ^I redoubled my exertions. I passed 
one of her arms ovor my neck to keep it out 



of the water while I chaied the other hand 
with both of mine. I felt the clasp of that 
arm around my neck tighten, and I bowed 
my head towards hers. She drew me close 
to her and laid her cheek against mine. I let 
it rest there— it might warm hers, and so help 
to give her life. Then she nestled closely in 
my bosom and whispered, * Thank you.' — 
Why did my brain so wildly throb in my 
head at that whispered sentence ? She knevv 
not where she was; that was clear. Her 
mind was wandering. At that instant the 
end of a spar struck some heavy object, mod 
we were aashed by a huge wave over it, and 
to my ioy were left on a floating deck. I cot 
the lashings from the spar and deistened my 
companion and myself to a part of the new 
raft or wreck, I knew not which, and all the 
time that arm was wound around my neck 
and rigid as if in death. Now came the low 
wild wail that precedes the breaking of the 
storm. The air seemed fiUed with viewless 
spirits mournfully singing and sighing. I 
never thought of her as anything but a hummn 
being. It was that humanity, that dear like- 
ness of life that endeared her to me. I wound 
my arras arouhd her, and drew her dose to my 
heart, and bowed my hoad over her, and in 
the wildness of the moment I pressed my lips 
te hers in a long, passionate Kiss of intenae 
love and agony. That kiss again unlocked 
the prison of her soul. She ^ve it back, and 
murmuring some name of endearment wound 
both arms around my neck, and laying her 
head on my shoulder with her forehead press- 
ed against my cheek, fell into a calm slumber. 
That kiss bums on my lips this hour. Half 
a century of the cold kisses of the worid has 
not sufficed to chill its influence. It thrills 
me now as then ! It was madness with idol- 
worship of the form Qod gave us in the image 
of himself which in that hour I adored as 
never God ! I fed the unearthly joy again 
to-day, as I remember the clasp of those on- 
known arms, and the soft pressure of that 
forehead. I knew not, I cared not, if ahe 
were old and haggard, or young and fair. I 
only knew and rejoiced with joy untold that 
she was human, mortal, of my own kin by the 
great Father of our race. 

** It was a night of thoughts and emotions 
and phantasms that can never be described. — 
Morning dawned grayly. The first faint 

geam of light showed me a driving doud a- 
>ve my head,it was welcomed with a shudder. 
I hated light ; I wanted to float on, on, over 
that heaving ocean, with that form clinging 
to me, and my arms around it, and my lips 
ever and anon pressed to the passionleBS Ups 
of the heavy sleeper. I asked no VuAt. It 
was an intruder on my domain, and would , 
drive her from my embrace. I was mad. | 

*' But as I saw the fiu^ of mj companion I 
gradually revealed in the dawmng lights as ' 



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nj eyes hcguk to make oat one by one the 
fc ii tmea , ai^ at length the terrible tnith 
owne dowl J harning into my brain, I moaned 
akmdinagooY, *G^of hea?^, ^eisdead!' 
And it was Mary Sinclair. 

"Bat flhe was not dead« 

** We floated all day long on the sea, and at 
midnight of the next night I hailed a ship and 
^bev took us off. Every man from the Foam 
and other vessel was saved with one excep- 
tion. The other vessel was Uie Fairy, a 
schooner-rigged yacht, belonging to a friend 
of Miss Sinclair, with whom she and her 
brother and a party of ladies and gentleman 
had started but three days previously for a 
week's cruise. I need not tell you how I ex- 
plained that strange thrill as the schooner 
cvoased our bow the night before the collision, 
and which I felt again at the moment of the 
crash, nor what interpretation I gave to the 
wild tumulc of .emotions all that long night. 

'*I married Mary Sinclair, and I boried 
her thirty years afterward, and I sometimes 
have the same evidence of her presence now 
that I used to have when she lived on the 
i earth with me.". 



** UIMOUS ROBIN IN Hid OABIN 

— In Virginia, and Tom without one in Bos- 
ton," is tne title of a neat 12 mo. just pub- 
lished by J. W. Randolph, of Richinond, Va- 
It is from the pen of J. W. Page. Esq. Its 
object appears to be to disprove statements 
nuide in Northern romances, touching the 
evils of slavery, as wdl as to show that what- 
ever ills attend the life of the Southern n^ro, 
there ills are produced by the imprudent sym- 
p«ithy of self styled nhilanthropists, like 6ar- 
rison Pillsbury, Aoby Kelly and Beecher 
Stowe. We have examined the volume but 
ciurMmly, and are inclined to think it well 
worth a perusU. It is written in a plain, 
sabstantial style, and with an earnestness, 
thoa^ of the shape in a colloquy, among the 
characters introduced, which is strongly 
marked. 



^Ibitors' Sans-Soati. 



OONB AT- UkmT, 

— Two large willows were blown down at 
Beverly, N J.,— our old fish-honored Beverly 
—during a thunder-gust, which swept over 
that jdaoe on Friday week. These trees were 
«l least one hundred years old, and had wit- 
nesBed many events connected with stirring 
scenes at Dunks* Ferry, during and after the 
Bevolation. On one occasion General Wash- 
ington sat for some hours under their shadows. 
It was juat previous to his return to the Penn- 
tvlvaoia shore opposite, on his march to 
Trenton. He had crossed the river with the 



view of attacking a body of Hessiaas and 
English, encamped at Mt HoUy, but after a 
little deliberation save up the plan, recrossed, 
and subsequently fought the battles of Tren- 
ton and Prinoeton- The period was, however, 
winter ; and hence the General did net seek 
their shade, as the writer has many a time 
done, to escape the scorching rays of a mid- 
summer sun. At a later period, a party of 
Americans, understanding that there was to 
be a meeting of Tories and Hessians at the old 
tavern — the house is still standing — which 
these trees fhmted, went over from Pennsyl- 
vania, at dead of night, to the house of meet- 
ing ; and stealing slowly up the bank, paused 
under the shadow of these trees until they 
had fhlly arranged the plan of attack. When 
all was ready, the^ made a dart upon the 
house, securing their enemy while they were 
in the midst of a merry-making over ** apple- 
jack," — a popular drink in Jersey. 

Other events transpired in the times that 
tried men's souls benath the branches of these 
venerable willows, but we have not time to 
recount them. They can tdl not an unenter- 
taining tale of experience since, too ; not the 
least marvellous portion of which is, that they 
have seen a very respectable town rise up 
about them, as it were in a night, by the ma- 
gic of Alladin's lamp. Certainly Beveriy, 
the town to which we allude, was six years 
ago only a very respectable pickle-fkrm, and 
a part of the old Vansciver estate, to which 
these uptom and downfallen willows bdonged. 

We have something to say of the storm 
which so unceremonioosiy gave the finishing- 
stroke to these willows. It dashed upon the 
steamboat ** Richard Stockton" when she was 
just below Beverly wharf, and when the wri- 
ter and some score of others were just pre- 
paring to go ashore. Never was there a more 
sudden surprise for all on board. We had 
seen a very m)wniiig black cloud at the north- 
west, and thought it might make a call when 
we were well ariiore. It chose to come a 
little sooner than we had expected, and to be 
even surlier and more furious than its very 
ugly face indicated in the distance. There 
was with it a rush of wind, a falling of hul- 
stones as large as English walnuts, a perflect 
deluge of rain, and the pinkest and at the same 
time the spitefuUest hghtning we ever saw. 
It was now found there was no landing at 
Beveriy ; so on we went, plowing throng a 
darkness, a din, and a dampness, aU which 
we can but faintly picture. We were all 
suddenly cast, as it were, into an Srebns; 
and there was, for a few moments an exchang- 
ing of very wry faces. Where the boat was 
no one could have ffuessed from looking out 
upon the water. The presumption, was that 
we were somewhere oetween Beverly and 
Boriington; that was alL At last ddiverance 
came in the abatement of the storm, but in 



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the meanthne serious danutge had been done 
ashore : one melancholy feature of which was 
the destruction of the two willows which ftir- 
nished the text for this article. Other fine 
trees were unrooted, but we did not sit down 
to speak of them; and what we have spoken is 
altogether more considerable in amount than 
was at first designed. 

TH« FOURTH 

— Passed of with the usual obserrances ; in 
other words it was signally honored, by mer- 
ry-meetings, orations, cheers, dinners, drink- 
ings, and the burning of much gun-powder. 
China spoke loudly, as usual for the glory of 
76. BizA&RB was kindly invited to pass the 
day with the Editorial fraternity at Cape 
May, but he could not avail himself of the 
pleasures tendered, for reasons which need 
not be stated. No doubt Col. Fitzgerald^s 
oration was very good, while Harwood*s wood- 
cock and champa^e, were also of the best. 
No doubt, too, both were heartily enioyed by 
the press-gang present. Bizarre did not fire 
a cracker : neither did he see a champagne 
bottle ; but afler killing some four dozen fine 
rock-fish, he sat down in a shadv spot on the 
banks of the Delaware ; and while he ate gin- 
ger-cakes also quafifed pure sparkling water in 
honor of the anniversary, which he could 
perceive by distant boomings of cannon and 
more adjacent poppings of pistols, guns and 
crackers, was properly observed on 2l hands. 

AOAOKMV OF ARTa 

— A connoisseur has sent us the following, 
the first number of a series of notices whidi 
he proposes to write on the exhibition of paint- 
ings at the Academy : — 

*♦ Seeing the announcement that the Acade- 
my of Fine Arts was now open, we strolled 
in to take a look at the pictures, and shall 
proceed to notice a few of the most conspicu- 
ous. 

No. 2. View of Chalons.— This is one of 
that species of mechanical water paintinss, 
manufactured at so much a yard. The sky 
is brown, water brown, builaings brown, in 
fact it is decidedly a brown picture. 

No. 8. England, 60 years ago, J. Peel.— 
What a contrast between this and No. 2. — 
This is a veiy graceful composition, and beau- 
tiful in color. The figures are artistically 
grouped, and the whole effect is very fine. 

No. 9. Histoiy and Poetry, Z. Grousteer. — 
We cannot see the appropriateness of this 
title. History is represented by a gigantic 
individual with a very red nose. Poetry bv 
a young Female overrun with ^eat grief, 
the cause of which we are unacquamted with. 

No. 23. William Penn's Treaty with the 
Indians, B. West. — Every one is familiar 
with this picture. We have it in the spelling 
books of our youth, in the histories of our 
country, in our monthly Magazines, and, in 



I &ct, go where we will, we always see 
' thing to remind us of the worthy old Quftker 
driving the red-men out of their broad hunt- 
ing grounds, for bits of red tape, calico sod 
strings of baids. 

No. 52. David playingthe Harp before 
Saul, P. F. Rothermuet.— This is a very gay 
picture. White, red, blue and lilac are very 
conspicuous. The same model seems to have 
sat for all the figures, for they are aU of one 
family, and strifingly alike each other. Saul 
looks anything but refi-eshed, as the rerse 
fix)m the Scriptures tell us. His legs are 
stretched wide open, and he sits as if he were 
determined to break his back : his counte- 
nance indicates that his mind is made up on 
that point. David does not appear to be 
playing on his harp, but his hands gesticulate 
as though he were offering it for safe to Saul, 
and was pointing out what a bargain he was 
offering him. The attendmts look greatly 
annov^, and each one tries to appear noore 
indifferent than the other, yet afraid to more 
lest they should arouse the sleeping lion. — 
We turn with pleasure to— 

No. 59. Luther Burning the Pope's Boll, C. 
Schlessengir. — This admirable composition 
represents Luther about to consign to the 
flames one of those commands of the Pope 
which had been, till tben, received by all ^- 
rope with so much awe and reverence. There 
is nothing violent or extravagant aboat this 
picture, either in composition or color, at the 
same time the terror or the bystanders is ad- 
mirably pcH'trayed, while gazing on the bold 
act of defiance b^ the great Keformer, as 
though they were m doubt whether to consid- 
er it as one of heroism or sacrilege. We think 
our young aspirants to historical painting 
would do well to study this picture. i 

No. 68. Antonio's Letter, P. F. Rotherm^. i 
This picture would do very well (or a young ' 
beginner, but from Mr. Rothermel, we have a | 
right to expect better. The expressioo of j 
Bassanio is too violent, too exaggerated ; he | 
looks like an enraged Frenchman reading an 
exhorbitant bill for his dinner. Welleducat- ' 
ed people do not show their feelings in such a ' 
manner. Any one who has seen the print of 
the same subject, after Stuart and Newton, 
will acknowledge the justice of our remarks. ** ' 

KRAWFIBM-IANA. 

— ** Bloody noses and cracked crown", will 
soon be the order of the day in Europe. The 
Russian bear intends to devour the old Turkcnr. 
which has roosted so bng on the shores of toe 
Black sea. The British lion will growl ; the 
Gallic cock will crow ; and Brother Jonatbui 
will read the news, 

— A perfumer in Chestnut street, says that I 
his Cologne Water is " scent pur-secnt'* bet- ' 
ter than any other. 



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Ri«A»»»^ WO AT SAT TOD, Madcap?"— Far^uAur. 



i^arrt 



SATURDAY, JUI«T 16, 1853. 

VERNON; OR, THE DRAMA 
OF LIFE.* 

CHAPTER Xn. 

** Remorae Is Tlrtna^i root ; ita fair Increase 
Are fruits of innoooDoe aud blo80edn««<.'* 

Tbe dark shadows of the old oaks lengthen- 
ed themselTes across the road, and fancy 
might haye imagined them the sleeping forms 

! of as many giants. The birds had ceased to 

I warble, and the murmuring of the breeze came 
8Bolian-like on the air, making that lone spot 
musical with its notes. The figure of a man, 

I the only living thing discemable, made the 
whole scene even more desolate ; and yet the 
place we are describing was the very spot 
whereon now stands a mansion, and around 
and about eyidences of a progressing citv. — 
The figure moved out from the dark shaae of 
an old oak, and as he glanced his eyes around, 
a deep and bitter sigh came up, as it were, 
from the depths of a sorrowing heart. 

** So, here I am, once again. Six years have 
passed away, — ^long, tedious years. I am 
again within sight of all I hold most dear; my 
feet press the play-ground of my youth, and 
my voice sounds as an echo of the long past. 
^ years! — Oh! time, how leaden has oeen 
thy chains on this heart which bind me to 
thee, — and yet I have not loved for nothing. 
No, thank heaven, I have lived to conquer 
one vice, and lay the foundations, I hope, for 
many virtues. Gracious Power, — ^Heavenly 
Father,— to Thee I look for aid. The past, — 
Oh ! may it fade away from menoory, and be 
like retrogressive shadows only, — may the 
dsA days of my madness and folly be but as 
the incentives to better deeds. And my wife ! 
my children ! — ^I — ^I have seen them, I have 
looked in upon them, in their quiet, happy 
home, — they seemed happy, — can they be 
happy ? Nx), no, for I heard my boy, my no- 
ble bi^, exclaim, *Poor father,' and a tear 
came mto the eye of my wife as she gazed 
upon the lad. bare I approach them ?— the 
oulcut*— the lost,— at least, still so in all 
meo's eyes. Dare I venture— home— is it my 
home?''^ 

'* No," and Mailand, following up his word, 
stepped in front of Vernon. " No, Uiey are 

I roQing in wealth. What would you do there, 
A?" 

npagelf?. 



" True, true,— what could I do there?" 

** Much, if you follow my advice. Ghanoe, 
or fortune, has once more thrown us together, 
and may fashion out for us a new spto*e of 
action. Tour wife is now the heiress of the 
great St. Glair estate. You are afraid to ap- 
pear. Tou, who ought to boldly demand a 
share, now play hide and seek in these woods. 
I am playing at that game, too. 

"It is not the fortune, Maitland, I would 
not take one dollar if it were not accompanied 
with my wife's forgiveness and love. That 
is what keeps me loitering around the house 
and grounds like a thief." 

"And why not a thief? — ^have you not 
been one since we parted ? 

♦* Maitland, you have the right to talk thus, 
but listen, as there is a heaven above us, as 
sure as you see those sparkling stars, — ^I am 
free from crime : — these hands are unstained, 
— the heart only debased, and that by the 
person we have made our worship." 

*^Umph, — ^I have fared worse, then. — 
BLnow, Vernon, that I am instout of prison — 
a convict— aye. a convict, hardened and ready 
made by the schools of our penetentiary, for 
all sorts of villainies." 

" Wretched man !" 

"None of your pity, — ^I despise, can't and 
will have none of it. But no more of this. I 
know the secret entrance to the house. I 
know all its turnings and twistings, — you are 
its owner, — who has a better right to enter its 
walls ? — answer that." 

" What mean you ?" 

" Robbery, — that is, if taking what is yours 
be robbery." 

" No more, no more, — ^I will not listen to 
this." 

"By hell! but you shall! Look here, 
Vernon, I am now desperate ; — I have been 
abused by the world, taunted by your wife, 
and I ask you again, — ^will you join us ? 

"Us?" 

"Aye; I am not alone, — there are more 
convicts at large in this city than Bob Mait- 
land." 

•'Then your prison life has effected no 
good?" 

"Grime, Vernon, engenders crime, and 
within the walls of a prison it thrives most, — 
the very atmosphere becomes infected ; and 
what care have the iron-hearted jailors, or 
the pompous inspectors, fbr the morals of the 
prisoners? None." 

"This is strange." 

" Listen, — the man who is sent to the State 
prison for a trifling offence, comes out of it 
prepared for a greater one. While there, he 
learns all the art and mystery of crime. Our 
laws are said to be predicated on justice,-HM> 
such thing, Vernon, th^ are the sand-hanks 
of crime, a stream of gold from the pocket of a 



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rich rogue washes it all way. Bah ! justice 
is a humbug.'* 

" Give mo until to-morrow to thiuk of your 
design.'' 

" To-morrow ? well, — to-night I meet Al- 
ice; I expect to make something in that quar- ! 
ter, — so farewell, and remember, you but 
taste your own, and repay the kindness of 
those who deserted you.*' 

** He is gone, — thank heaven, he is gone. — 
Rob my own house ? poor fool, he knows me 
not, he only judges from the past." 

** Let me see, there's no time for delay, I 
must act, — but how? This man is leagued 
with rogues, as bad, perhaps even worse than 
he is. I will keep my promise to see him a- 
gain. But there is one promise made him in 
our compact of crime, which must be broken. 
Years have passed since that, reason has re- 
sumed its throne, and his conviction for a 
crime releases me from it Alice must know 
her father. I have already written a state- 
ment of the— but surely, here comes Alice : 
she stoops at the gate, — that figure, it is 
Maitland. I must step aside, the mystery in- 



** So, Alice, you have kept your promise, 
and it is only nine o,clock. 

** Mr. Maitland. my time is limited, — tell 
me my father's name." 

** Don't be in too great a hurry." 

** Do not keep me in suspense." 

" Well, my secret is worth a price." 

** Oh ! name it — here — see, I have money." 

** Bah ! child, you cannot carry money e- 
nough to buy it 

" What am I to do?' 

*' Take this letter, give it to Mr. Gilbert,— 
he is rich,— on reading it, he will furnish you 
the means of buying my secret ; say nothing 
to him of what has passed between us: if you 
do, the secret dies with me. Tell him it was 
handed to you by a stranger, — well a stranger 
to him : — to-morrow night meet me here, and 
bring roe his answer. The money I receive, 
of course, when he is in possession of the se- 
cret — a secret which concerns you only." 

" Why not get the money from Mrs. Ver- 
non, she is rich, and will buy the secret, if it 
concerns her daughter, as she calls me ?" 

^* Ha ! ha ! well, perhaps she would, but 
Mr. Gilbert is a man of business, him I have 
selected, no other shall know it." 

" Give me the letter." 

" There it is,— now, farewell ; remember, 
to-morrow night." 

** To-morrow night, and — he is gone, I 
feel relieved bv his abscence. To-morrow I 
perhaps, may know my father." 

As she was about entering the gateway lead- 
ing to the lawn, Vernon stepped from the 
hedge. She started, and was nastily pursu- 
ing the path, when his words caused her to 
stop: — 



" Alice,— Alice." 

••Who speaks?" 

** A poor traveller, a wanderer." 

** Here is money for you, sir." (As she 
hands the money towards him he accidental- 
ly, as it would appear, strikes the letter &om 
her hand.) 

** Lady, you dropped this letter." Unneen 
by Alice, he takes a letter from his pocket, 
and hands it to her, — ^replacing Maitland 's he 
accepts from her hand a small piece of money, 
to keep up the character of a mendicant, 
which his dress would almost indicate. 

•* You called mo Alice, just now, if you are 
a stranger how knew you my name V 

** Did I call you Ahce? Yes, so I did, I 
remember : your name, lady, is familliar to 
me." 

*• Good night, sir," 

** Farewell. Now, Maitland," he exdaiin- 
ed, and rushing into the wood, *• we are 
quits, — ^letter for letter." 

CHAPTER Xm. 

•• Our doubts are tntton, 
And make us Iom the good we oft mif ht win. 
By finriDg to attempt.'* 

We now conduct our readers to a rocm in 
Mrs. Vernon's house. The door of a small 
chamber opens, and Mr. St. Clair, followed 
by Robert, enters hastily. 

** Now, my poor boy, you know my worst 
fears. I saw them both, — both,— your &ther 
and the scoundrel Maitland. The liopes we 
had that abscence and repentance would have 
produced, are now destroyed. 

** Oh ! my poor father ! how can we save 
him? Once so fond and affectionate, now 
lost to us forever ! But, dear grand-pa, is 
there no way to save him ?" 

** Robert, leave that to me- I will go 
down to Peter's tavern, and endeavor to trace 
his whereabouts. Keep up your spirits, bov, 
if he be not totally deprived, he may yet be 
saved." 

•• I will not tell mother of this, it woald 
break her heart." 

" No, by all means keep this from her. If 
I can only get to see him. Ah, here coeies 
Mr. QillJert. Welcome, sir, we may want 
your assistaace." 

•* That is what I come to offer, — yon know 
aU." 

•'All,— what?" 

<• Know you not that Vernon has retomed, 
and with turn that villain Maitland? Years 
of crime have only filled up her measure of 
guilt still higher." 

Yes, we kiK>w this ; I was just teUing Rob- 
ert, and propose now to .seek him out'' 

•• Do so, but I am afraid, even hope, he is 
dead." 

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« 

one ray of reiison guides the snnless heart on picking it up, he must have substituted this.*' 

its drciry way to the grave ; let us hope for | *♦ Oh ! my friends, I am so happy to find 

the best. Here comes Alice in haste." i my child thus ; how shall I ever be able to 

" Oh ! Mr. Gilbert," she exclaimed, run- ! repay the kindness you have all shown her ? 

mng up to him, '* I am so glad to see you, — ^I . Come, Mrs. Vernon, all must know my source 

was just going to your house." | of joy. Come, my child, dear beloved one. 

" And for what, young lady ?" i Oh ! when I lost thee, a little laughing cher- 

" Oh, I have such news, and so good." ub, — but no more of this. Come, my friends, 

" What is it ?" 1 be witness of my accidental joy in presenting 

"You mi|st all know, that my old guardian, , her to Mrs. Vernon as my daughter." 

•* Oh ! my father, I -am so happy !" 



Maitland, has returned, and I have met him. 
"Grand-pa — 
"Silence, Robert. Speak, my child, you 



met him ?" asked Mr. St. Clair. t a secret for the present. 

" Why, you all look astonished. Well, I 
met him, and he gave me this letter for Mr. 
Gilbert, it will tell who my father is." 

" Gracious heavens ! what means all this? 
Give me the letter." 

"Oh ! Robert, look how the letter affects 
hfaiL" 

It does indeed, Alice." 



" Robert, be silent in relation to your fath- 
er. Mr. GHlbert, keep the arrival of Vernon 



I will. 
" Now for the inn w find if possible the 
wretched outcast." 

The inn kept by Peter, was one of those 
old fashioned edifices built in the year 1750, 
and some of which are still standing in the 
neighborhood of the scene of onr story. They 



The reading of the letter had, indeed, a won- , were of Swedish architecture, having neither 
derful effect upon Mr. Gilbert. He staggered convenience or order in their arrangements, 
and would have fallen if Mr. St. Clair had ' In an upper room of the one in question, sat 
not caught him. | two men, — Maitland and Vernon. It is true, 

"Be calm, my friend, you are either over- j their appearance was rather, what is called, 
jgredor astonished at this man's villainy. — the »* worse of wear, "yet on this occasion, the 
What does it mean ?" table was not cursed mth the burden of liquor. 

" My friends, bear with me a moment ; the j " And so, Maitland, you have engaged sev- 
contents of this letter have, I confess, unman- i end rufi&ans to aid us in the business!" 
nedme. Let me peruse it again." I "Ifyou term brave men, educated in the 

"Will you have a glass of wine ?" | State's prison, ruffians, — I have. 

"No, no, — let me recover, one moment. — j ** So to-nignt you propose to call them to- 
other of Mercy ! — I thank thee, Mr. St. gether on the lawn, aud I am to find the en- 
Clair,— Robert, I— I have found my long lost [ trance, and conduct you ? Is that it ?" 
child; — she whom, for sixteen years and i ** Exactly. How cool and collected you 
more, I have mourned as one lost to me for- ' have grown Vernon." 
erer,— she whose infancy was to me as a ' "No matter, — now listen, Maitland. Have 
beauteous flower, blooming in the sunshine of | you told the men anything ? given names 
a mother's happy smile, — that flower passed ! or place ?" 

away in the vnnter of our grief, — is now I ** No, I am not such a fool as that, — time 
found !— joy ! joy ! joy !" enough." 

"Dear, Mr. Gilbert," timidly inquired Al- ** Well, we do not want their aid, we can 
ice, " I — ^I thought the letter was to speak of | do it ourselves ; and mark me, Maitland, 
My fiikther ?'* whatever the result of this night's work may 

**K does speak of your father, — Alice, — \ be, — we part, forever. No time, no place, no 
child, — here, — to these arms ! come, let me confidence, — nay, name itself must pass a- 
embrace the thus, thus,— ever thus !" way from between us like the mystic shad- 

We drop a curtain over this scene, — let joy | ows of evening, leaving no trace of their ex- 
have her way. \ istence behind ; — to this you must swear." 
••*♦** ♦"I will swear, for I believe, Vernon, you 

" And did Maitland write ^ch a letter ?" have grown honest — ^no, I mean wiser." 
isked Mr. St. Clair. " Maitland, you have sworn. Now mark 

'* No, not Biaitland. but one long lost to i me, — from this time forth we are strangers. — 
you and us alL " i Tour crimes have drawn a broad line between 

" Hush ! breathe not that name here yet, — I us. Tour acts have been wicksd, base and 
much is to be done. But Alice says Maitland revengeful, — this night ends all connection 
gave her the letter." ; between us, — ^you have sworn." 

" Oh ! I remember, just as I was about en- "I have, and now you have preached quite 
tering the gateway, a mendicant applied to | enough. But here comes old Mr. St. Clair up 
me, as I thcmgfat, for alms, while in tne act of ' the lawn. I have my reasons for avoiding 

?>ing him some, he, as it seemed accidental- j him, so I will go down the back stairs. Ver- 
, itmck the letter from my hand, and in | iiofi» one word* Ton have caUed me bas e I 



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am 80 — wicked, I know I am. One act may 
add a deeper crime to the last, — ^murder ! — 

" Murd^ !" 

" Aye, for if you act the traitor in this mat- 
ter, I will blow your brains out on the in- 
stant." 

** The result, Maitland, will show." 

Maitland left the room. 

** So, once more I have engaged in an act of 
crime. The result will prove how much it 
deserves that name. Come in." 

This was in reply to a knock at the door, 
which being opexied, gave entrance to Mr. St. 
Clair and Peter. 

**This, Mr. St. Clair, is a sort of sitting 
room ; there he is, a poor devil, no doubt he 
wants assistance. Mr. — I don't know your 
name— this is Mr. St. Clair, who expresses a 
desire to — " 

" Leave us, Peter, I will introduce myself." 

*'Well, iust as you like, — good old soul, 
how I do like him." 

After Peter had left the room, Mr. St. Clair 
walked up towards where Vernon sat, and 
placing his hand upon his shoulder, said : — 

" My son, — ^look up." 

Vernon started, gazed for a moment on the 
beniffn countenance of St. Clair, then placing 
his hands over his face, fell back sobbing on 
the chair. 

" Look up, Vernon, this looks like repent- 
ance. I will not ask you about the past, let 
us talk and hope better things for the future. 
If crime has not crintsoned your fair fame, 
the curse of liquor can easily be removed." 

"I am not a criminal; — ^miserable, — but 
not vicious." 

*' Thank heaven for this ! and now. Vernon, 
now here, in this silent chamber, receive from 
me an old man's blessing !" 

"Thanks! my father, thanks! But my 
poor wife! my long neglected ohildren! — 
wronged, and by me ! But heaven has taken 
them in its keeping, — fortune, at least, is 
their 's. They, — can they forgive me ?" 

** Man ! how can you ask that question ? — 
Tou do not know a woman's faithful heart, 
you have yet to learn the secret springs of its 
inward affection. Your life has been of a 
mixed character, — ^you have err'd from your- 
self; time, I hope, at least, has mellowed down 
the wayward passions of the reckless man, 
and you can now look back over the dark and 
fearml path you have trod, and brighten the 
future with a new existence." 

" And can I do this ?— dare I hope forgive- 
ness from her I have injured ?" 

" Ask it first of heaven." 

** I will," — and Vernon knelt down, and in 
silence offered up a prayer. 

*' Now, my son, you make glad an old man's 
heart ; and oh, Vernon, had you seen the joy 
one act of yours has already produced, I am 
certain you would foevar £orsw«ar the past 



Tou see, I know all about the letter. One 
thing more, Vernon, — ^I will not ask of you a 
history of the past, your present appearanctt 
speak of penury and want, — ^but why» why 
do I find you in company with that man ?*' 

** Do not question me now, my dear sir, — 
father, let me call you, — ^much remains to be 
explained; but rest assured of one tlmig, 
this day ends my connction with that nmn. 
And more, a drop of liquor has not paased 
these lips for five years." 

"WelU but why not come to your own 
house, — ^your famihr ?" 

" The man, my mtber, who has acted as I 
have, feels the guilt of years upon his soul ; 
he cannot, with a smileless face, meet those 
that he had met with tears. I — ^I cannot 
step into the presenoeof my wifcand children 
with the deep, dark spot of guilt, at least, as 
regards my treatment towards them, witlioiit 
a blush. I feel it here, I feel it crimsoning^sj 
very cheek, — ^I am yet an outcast." 

*^ No, you are the prodigal son retoraed, 
and ask forgiveness." 

*'I do ask it, — but in day -light, in the 
glare of yon bright sun, I cannot meet thein. 
Let it be when the moon has gone down, as 
well as the sun. when all is dark and drear as 
is this heart, — let it be in silence and ^oom, 
— this is my wish." 

" My son, this indeed is contrition, — it is 
repentance. 

** For reasons which will be explained here- 
after, I would prefer meeting my family in 
the large room, a door of which leads out on 
to the lawn. Your pardon, but grant me tida 
favor, and let the hour be ten o'clock." 

" My son, your wish is granted, until then, 
farewell. Oh! but this will be a joyous meet* 
ing." 

** He is gone, the dear, good old man is gone. 
Such is life, such the change from crime to 
repentance, repentance to happiness. This, 
Oh ! sweet religion ! is thy work ; let me 
fast to-day, to-morrow for feasting, — thai 
heavenly feast which contrition brings the 
soul." 

A noise at the door interrupted him. 

**I tell you, Mrs. P., I will speak, now 
hold your tongue. Excuse me, sir, but my 
wife says — " t 

** Be silent, Peter, I tell you." 

** Whvit is the matter ?" asked Vernon, as 
Peter and his wife came wran^lng into the 
room. 

" Why, sir, —Oh ! it's no use ; Mr. Vernon, 
don't you know us ?" 

•* So you know me, I see. Know yon, my 
friends f indeed I could never forget yon*' — 
and 80 you are married? well, happy days 
are in store for all." 

** I knew it, for the crickets chirped ten 
thnes louder to-day than ever. Gome this 
wa^, Mr. VemoB, Oh, I hate sadi nioe tea 



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313 



and toast; take care of the stefMS, — get out' of 
the waj, Peter. Come akmg. sir. * ' 

So saying, she led Mr. Yemon out of the 
room in triumph. 

'* Wdl," exclaimed the astonished Peter, 
'* this beats all, women take the lead in eve- 
lything, — here I am as nothing, take two 
Crom Uiree and remains. That wife of 
mine, with all her &ults, is a rare woman, af- 
ter all. Some of these days I will tell her all 
aboot the manor buaness; she has told that as 
gospel to a thousand people.'' 



CHAPTER XIV. 

" Onr indisoreUon rometime* mrren u» well; 
When onr deep (dots do pnll : attd tbat should taadi ns, 
Hmtb's a divini^ that shapw onr ends, 
Bougb-hew tb«m how we wlIL** 

It was a family circle ; how dear to every 
heart that deligntful expression — the family 
circle is home ; it is there all that can make 
man happy on earth, is to be found — it is 
there, and there only, that the dreams of the 
future are in part realized. Home is man's 
paradise on earth — if it be not one— chaos 
were better than such an Eden. It was a 
fiimily circle, religion, virtue, peace, and com- 
kri, with the happy embellishments of 
genius and art to render all there even more 
perfect, surrounded that little group. We have 
already discribed such a scene — the same 
parties were here, but oh ! how changed — 
thete sat Alice beside Howard, their marriage- 
day was already fixed, — Mr. Gilbert and Mr. 
St. Clair, were both gazing upon the young 
lovers. The latter remarked : — 

" Are they not a lovely couple ? see that 
smOe, ah Gilbert her young heart is now in- 
deed ha3rpy." 

" And yet St. Clair — it is our nature to be 
dissatisfied — ^blessed as I am — do you know 
I have another grief, a sorrow here, which I 
think in itself sinful ? — my poor wife, when 
I recall her last words — they were for her 
||i child — I grieve now that she is not with me 

!r to witness this scene. ' ' But see Mrs. Vernon 
is fiu* from being happy ; as yet she knows 
notof this visit.^' 
•* She does not even know of his return," 
hark, the time approaches." 
•* Some one is on the steps." The door was 
, opened and two heads were visible. Robert 
who was near the door, started up, and suc- 
ceeded in fordng in, our two old acquaintan- 
ces, Peter and Maggy. 

Mrs. Vernon rose up and met them with 
tffectionate greeting: indeed, such kind hearts 
were not to be treated coldly: wealth may ren- 
der the outside warm and richly clad, but it 
can never make that heart feel for others 
woes, as does the cold frosty hand of sorrow, 
whea crushing human affections to ruin and 
death. 



L 



Peter who seemed as if h6 were treading on 
thorns ; at last succeeded in reaching where 
Mr, St. Clair sat, — ** He has come sir— but — " 
here he whispered a few words in his ear. 

*' Ah ! well perhaps this is better. I will 
prepare my daughter for the interview." So 
saying he approached where Mrs. Vernon and 
Maggy were talking. 

*' My daughter, Peter informs me, that a 
gentleman arrived at his house to day, who 
is enabled to give us some information of 
our unfortunaie " 

" My husband^h — speak — say — ^where is 
he?" 

" Be calm my child — ^he is well — the stran- 
ger is here. " As he spoke, Vernon stepped in- 
to the room ; as he stood on the threshhold of 
the door, the light beamed full upon his face, 
one step brought him into the full glare of 
light from a dozen lamps ; and there, statue- 
like, stood the outcast. But how changed ! 
He was dressed in a ftiU suit of black ; his 
face was like it was in his days of temperance 
and of honor; his eye rested calmly and affec- 
tionately upon all; no one stirred — ^no one 
moved — all there seemed as if they had been 
transformed into living statues, deprived of 
the power of limbs. 

For a moment — but for a moment, this pic* 
ture varied not ; but, like the dissolving views 
in those combinations of art and science, a 
change became visible — Mrs. Vernon gave a 
scream, and was rushing with outstretched 
arms towards her husband—fthe children, as 
in one voice cried, father! — but one word, 
one motion from Vernon, and they were all 
again as if spell-bound. 

"Back — touch me not — the parent owes 
something to children — ^the husband to the 
wife — the man to his friends — and oh ! how 
much — ^to his Qod ! I stand here before you 
all — the ban, the curse, the upas breath of 
the past, must be removed — ^you — all must 
see it depart, not as the dull heavy vapors of 
the morning, but quick and su(Jden as the 
lightning flash : the change from vice to vir- 
tue, should always be sudden ; progression is 
doubt. 

I left you in miseiy; I left you in sorrow; in 
poverty — in want ; I left these, my children, 
clinging to their mother and crying for bread. 
I left you in madness — ^I return to you restor- 
ed to reason. He comes back to you now, 
not the wanderer, not the medicant-— but one 
on whom fortune has in part smiled. I had 
learned, my dear wife, children, and friends, 
of the recovery of the will. You were pro- 
vided for, and I, had now to provide for my- 
self ; no, not myself, but for name, and honor, 
to make me worthy of you ali. I come back 
to you, not the discarded outcast ; but the 
repentant, humbled man. I come back to' 
you, my friends, honored with an office under 
our government ; pr<^ered me when, as tbih 

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hamble secretair t6 a foreigh minister, I pre, 
ferred the office here, to the one abroad, for it 
brings rae to the feet of those I love, and 
wronged." 

" No William, not to our feet, but to our 
arms." Once more Vernon found himself 
with those who had learned in adversity those 
lessons, which make our moments in prosper- 
itv seem as the consequences of the inflictions 
of poverty. 

The clock now struck eleven — a knock was 
heard at the side door, already alluded to — 
*-Be not alarmed," remarked Veruon, ** but 
all step aside, I have one other scene to act." 

'*Come in Maitland," he exclaimed in a 
loud voice. The door opened, and that wor- 
thy mufSed in a cloak entered. 

*' Is all ready ? ah ! betrayed ; then look to 
yourself Vernon." 

** Hold Maitland, be not rash, all are friends 
here. I planned this Maitland, for your good ; 
you have been linked to me for years ; remem- 
ber your oath, after this night s business we 
part forever. Betray not your purpose here." 

** But our contract — I am a desperate man 
every way." 

'* Shall be fulfilled. My friends, Maitland 
leaves us, Bjid forever : he goes into another 
land, he intends to leave off fdl his bad habits ; 
to reform ; to become an honest man. He 
wronged your Either Mr. Gilbert : he acknow- 
ledges it. He has wronged me — ^wronged all 
— ^he acknowledges that too. 

*' I do, I do ; but what am I to do, in pov- 
erty, without a home ?" 

"Maitland." observed Mr. Gilbert, you 
have wronged me, you have tortured me, aye, 
you can never feel such agony as that one act 
inflicted upon me ; let that pass * this is is a 
night of rejoicing. So shall it be of forgive- 
ness ; promise to reform, promise to do this, 
and you shall not lack the means to effect that 
that object." 

* * I do, I do promise. " And the man of crime 
was humbled to the dust. 

** Then Maitland, Mr. Gilbert and myself 
will see you in the morning. Peter here will 
attend to your comforts until then." 

" Yes, that I will Mr. Vernon," replied Pe- 
ter. 

" Hold your tongue." And Mrs. P's hand 
was in an instant on her husband's mouth. 

** These tears. Vernon, tell me that I am 
still a man. God bless you all. Alice will 

S^u forgive me, Mr. St. (^air, and dare I ask 
rs. Vernon, and these dear children to for- 
give me too ?" 

** You may ask it, Mr Maitland." for that 
repentance which has brought a beloved hus- 
band to my arms, may once again restore you 
to sodety. You have our forgiveness." 
• • • • « 

Our story is ended. A house of mooming 
was turned into a house of joy. 



I Alice was married to Mr EoiWKtd, Peter 
' and his wife still kept the Inn in good repute, 
j although the several doors of tbe main oi- 
I trances, were literally covered over with eld 
! horse shoes ; and it is said, that several ghosts 
; were seen in the neighborhood, bnt their tran* 
; sit fW)m the other world was predicated alone 
on the evidence of Maggy, which we r^^ret 
to add was somewhat questionable. 

We have endeavored in this story to pre- 
sent the vices of men in such a light, as will, 
we hope point out to others the way to avoid 
them. Again, we have attempted to raise a 
standard for poor human nature, in the esti- 
mation of those whose sole object is and ever 

has been to abuse and lessen it 

Thbse abb the Drunkabds of Socibtt. 

SKETCHES OF GEORGIA. 

SKETCH FOURTH. 

Mary. — Bosomworth, — Noble Jones. — Jos- 
per^s Spring — Sceite there. — Siege of Sai^Qn' 
nah. — Puuiski. — Major Jones. — Sergetmt 
Jasper. — His last Words. 

** Not to the swift, nor to the utroo^ 
The hattlee of the right belong; 
For he, who itrfkee flor freedcMn, wean 
The »nB<nr of the raptive's prayers; 
And Nature pn^ers to his canm 
The strength of her eternal laws." 

** Combfaaed by honor s sacred tie, 
0\ir word is, Laws and Liberty I 
March forward, one and all.'* 

Soon. 

Around this infant settlement of Savannmli, 
for many long years, clustered the hopes and 
fears of the colonists, who scattered amid the 
surrounding forest, looked thither-ward Ibr 
protection and counsel Many were the dsa- 
gers, numerous the difficulties which beset its 
onward progress, and once in particular a 
cloud of darkness had well-nigh settled 
gloomily and fatally upon its pathway. When 
the tribes of Southern Georgia, duped by the 
intrigues of the designing Mary, had hailed 
her queen, and were persuaded to adopt the 
perfidious counsels <^ traitorous Bosomworth, 
it *was deemed proper to convoke a grand as- 
sembly of the natives in this city, in order to 
convince, if possible, the Indians of their Ibl- 
ly in forwarding the intentions of aa artM 
woman. While with tranquilizcd minds they 
are listening to the voice of reason, sudd^saly 
the frantic Mary escaping from her confine- 
ment rushes wildly into their presence, and 
with awful denunciations of wrath upon the 
whites— calls upon the Indians to raJIr aad 
proteet their queen. The entire asBembly is 
m an instant tnrown into an umxMur. Eveiy 
warrior with brandished tomaaawk 



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to ln» feet. For a xnomeiit the war-ciy trem- 
bles upon his lips, and the eagle eye glares 
with demonical rage. For a moment t^ fate 
of this infant colony swings doubtfully in the 
belance. There • is but a handful of men 
among the English, but their hearts are stout, 
and their arms are strong. At this critical 
junction, Noble Jones, a man of commanding 
aspect, with the personal bearing of a hero, 
sword in hand steps forward, seizes in the pre- 
sence of her warriors this Mary, and leads ' 
her again to her place of confinement. The 
eflfect produced is magical. By this act of 
consummate bravery, the natives are over- i 
awed, and the dignity of his comrades main- i 
tained. • Who can limit the influence of one 
determined spirit, when momentous issues are 
at stake ? The wild and angry tiger shrinks 
back from the fixed gaze and marble front of 
the undaunted hunter amid the Jungles of | 
Africa, and the sons of the forest dare not < 
oppose the measures of him, whose intrepid 
daring, and r]4)idity of action, paralyzed their , 
arms, and over-awed every emotion that would 
prompt a resistance. Great minds should not 
only be able to compr^end an occasion and 
its requisites — ^but also to make opportunities 
and improve them, in the furtherance of some 
desired end. Alexander dragged the Pythian 
priestess to the temple on a forbidden da^ — 
she exclaimed — My son thou art invincible. 
Again with his keen-edged steel he severs that 
Gordian Knot, whose intricacies his hands 
were unable to loose. Brennus cast his sword 
into the poised balance, and Nelson snatched 
laurels from the doubtful hand of victory, 
hedtating where to bestow them. Although 
the time-honored maxim '• slow and sure,*' 
shoold be carefully observed when plans are 
merely formative in their character, yet when 
they have been maturcKi, the delay of a sin- 
f^ moment may prove fatal, where instantan- 
eous action would have crowned with brilliant 
success the proposed undertaking. Two miles 
from Savannah a ^rin^ now almost covered 
with water lilies, is pomted out as a locality 
possessed of more than ordinary interest. 
Sorely, judging from its appearance, its chief 
attraction cannot consist in the limpid water; 
nor are the deep green forests around, more 
beaatiful than many others which are passed 
with scarce a casual remark commendatory 
of their luxuriance. Another cause indepen- 
dant of these natural attractions, has render- 
ed it remarkable. Associations of a national 
aad patriotic character have designated it as 
a spot never to be forgotten by any Georgian, 
<v perhaps — any American. It was here, that 
one of those extraordinary feats of partisan 
warfare was performed, which so signally 
characterized the Revdutionary conflict in 
these young States. Sergeant Jasper at this 
tiiBe ^iga^d in examining the str^gth and 
pottlkm of the English oamp at Ebeneier, 



was moved with the deq)e8t sympi^hy at the 
distresses of a Mrs. Jones, whose husband 
had just been captitred ; and being r^arded 
as a deserter from the royal cause, was soon 
to be carried to Savannah — there to atcme for 
his devotion to the cause of liberty perhaps 
upon the gibbet. Savannah was now in the 
hands of the British, and was strongly gar- 
risoned. A guard of a sergeant, corporal and 
eight soldiers was despatched to conduct him 
thither. The design of rescuing Jones i^nd 
several others in irons from their impending 
fate, was immediately conceived by Jasper, 
and communicated by him to his only compan- 
ion Newton, who with enthusiastic ardor im- 
mediately enlisted in the generous undertak- 
ing. The odds were fearful, circumspection 
absolutely necesj^ry, and under the circum- 
stances they were unable to suggest any de- 
terminate plan of operations. Passing the 
guard however, and finding that the proxim- 
ity of the enemy in Savannah, every moment 
rendered the hope of delivering the prisoners 
more precarious, considering this spring as 
the spot most favorable for the enterprise, 
they accordingly concealed themselves within 
the dark undergrowth in its immediate vicin- 
ity. The main road runs just by this place, 
and this route the British guard had taken 
for Savannah. The spring is reached. An 
air of mingled heroic resignation, and mag- 
nanmity of soul sufiuses the countenances of 
the priscmers, as they halt, firmly bound. 
Only two of the sddiers remain to guard the 
captives. The others carelessly leaning their 
guns against the trees, leisurely approach the 
spring. In an instant the sentinels are shot 
do¥m, and before the remainder of the guard 
have sufficiently recovered fix)m this unex- 
pected attack, every musket is in the posses- 
sion of Jasper and his comrade. It was l^e 
exploit of a moment Two of the seized mus- 
kets are levelled at the group, who springing 
to their feet, with their lips still moistened 
with their cool draught, are petrified and as- 
tounded at the suddenness or the attack, and 
the complete success of the victors. Resifl- 
tance is useless. The chains are loosed from 
the captives, and with them the English sol- 
diers are confined. What must have been 
their surprise and mortification, at finding 
themselves so suddenly, so unexpectedly cap- 
tured by an enemy, only one-fifth their num- 
ber: just too at a time, when they had deem- 
ed their mission accomplished, and were ac- 
tually not two miles from the head quarters 
of their army ! Now, instead of a weeping 
mother, and a pinioned husband, with his 
companions in chains, we behold a joyous 
wife, and liberated captives, enlisted once 
more in sujpport of American freedom, con- 
ducting theur oppressors completely in their 
power, to their own brave bend at Purya- 
Durgh. With what pround emoti(»w of satia- 



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tigikctkm most Uie breMts <^ JMper and I 
Newton hftve swelled, as they regaraed the 
socoeflsfbl aocomplishment of t^ir daring 
project Gallant exploit ! Worthy the heart 
and arm of an Am^ican Patriot ! In this 
short sketch* it were impossible to reooont all 
those Revolutionary incidents connected 
with the history of Savanni^, so deu* to the 
heart of every true lover of his country. The 
pen need not trace them, for they are already 
written on the tablets of memory. Yet, we 
cannot forbear alluding to that memorable at- 
tempt made by the combined armies of the 
Americans and French, under Count D'Estalng 
to rescue Savannah from the dominion of the 
English. True, it proved unsuccessful, yet 
the chapter containing an account of the 
brave deeds, and the intrepid warriors who 
there fought and fell, is a bright and glorious 
one in our national history. It was here that 
Count Pulaski the noble Pde, who an exile 
from his country sought these shores in order 
nobly and g^ierously to enlist in a vindication 
of the rights of an injured colony struggling 
for a name and station among the nations of 
t^e earth, received a mortal wound. The 
post of danger was always to him the post of 
honor, and on this occasion he appeared fore- 
most in battle. Bravely did he struggle to 
win the day — but his eyes never beheld that 
vision of a people free and independant, which 
his soul so long and fo ardently coveted. The 
defender of Polish and American liberty, fell 
before the walls of Savannah. His gallant 
comrades perceiving the absence of their es- 
teemed companion m>m their ranks, and sus- 
pecting the cause, rushed through fire and 
smoke, and succeeded in bearing him black- 
ened with guu'powder. and faint with loss of 
blood, in triumph from the field. Afler the 
battle, he was placed in a vessel, to be con- 
veyed to Charleston, where he might receive 
better medical treatment. He died however 
during the passage, and his body was con- 
signed to the deep. The announcement of his 
decease, cast a gloom over the advocates of 
libttiy in this r^on ; for they sensibly felt 
tiiat one of their most valuable coadjutors, 
had been taken from their midst. His nineral 
rites in Charleston were performed with mili- 
tary honors : and the citizens of Savannah 
have erected a monument (which we noticed 
in a ft)rmer sketch) as a tcMStamonial of their 
regaiHl, and under a due sense of the lasting 
obligations which they owe. Georgia officers 
with no command, and private gentlemen, 
here fought as common soldiers, and with 
them shaded the dangers and the destruction 
of the day. Major John Jones, an aid of 
Brigader General Mlntosh, while bravely 
heading an attack upon the Spring-Hill bat- 
t«7, was instantly killed by a four pound 
ball. SergeMM Jasper also fell here. During 
tbe bloody assault, two officers had been cut 



down, aad oae wo«ided, in aMempting to 
plant the American colors upon the enemy^a 
parapet at Spring-Hill redoubt. He, who had 
proved himself a Hero at the '* Sming^** wIm 
at Fort Moultrie on Sullivan's Island, » ' 
the flag-staff as it lay in the diteh, 
by the £kiglish cannon from the men of ^ 
and leaping upon the rampart, supported it 
there single-haaded and alone, while iron balb 
were crashing around him, he now attempts to 
rejdace tfa« standard upon these works, and 
in the brave effort received a mortal wound. 
That flag was a lady's gift to his raiment, 
sacred in his eyes. Fired with chivalroos 
emotions, he raises his bleeding bod^, grasps 
it, and bears it from the scene of conflict. 
Exhausted with the exertion, he sinks upon 
the ground. A few more throbs, and tnat 
brave heart must cease its pulsations. Tak« 
ing his sword in his hand, with his dying 
breath he said to Major Horry, *' That siwotd 
was presented to me by Governor Rutledge 
for my services in the defence of Fort Mom- 
trie : give it to my father, and tell him I hare 
worn it with honor. If he should weep,^ teO 
him his son died in the hope of a better *life. 
Tell Mrs. Elliot, that I lost my life supporiiDg 
the colors which she presented to our regi- 
ment. If you should ever see Jones, his wife 
and son, tell them that Jasper is gone, but 
that the remembrance of the battle wfai<^ be 
fought for them, bnnight a secret joy to bis 
heart, when it was about to stop its motioD 
forever." Perhaps there was no partimi of- 
ficer in Georgia, whose merit was more duly 
appreciated, and whose death was more sin- 
cerely mourned than Sergeant Jasper. No 
one could have more admirably fitted the 
position which he occupied, no one more com- 
pletely secured the esteem of every one who 
knew him. His name will remain so long as 
Georgia endures; fi^in honor of him they 
have called one of her counties — Jasper. The 
spot is still pointed out to the stranger, where 
the soldiers who perished at this siege of Star- 
annah lie buried. Tall pines wave over, and 
grow above the mounds : yet who can a^tnd 
and view this sacred spot without experienc- 
ing emotions of the most interesting charac- 
ter! Who acquainted with the circumstanoes, 
does not regard the actions of that day as 

** I>eed8 that should not pns away," 

and the names of the heroes who there strag- 
gled, as, 

** NaoMS that mutt not wither I" 
Cowper in his interesting manner has said, 

" And when recording History displays 
Feats of renown, though wrou{;ht in distant days. 
Tells of a few stout hearts, that fttoght and died 
Where duty placed them at their Country's side, 
The man that is not mor'd with what he reads, 
That takes not flre at their heroic deeds, 
tmworthy of the hlessin^ of the brare, 
Is base in mlnd^ and bom to be a ottne,* 



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217 



Biow vswah wfcver ooodMiioatiaii tbcn must 
rest upon him, who can lightly reeard these 
spots, nallowed with all these midearing re- 
colleoti<»iB ef blood'hoQght liberty. We es- 
teem it one of the highest pririleges to visit a 
l^aee like this, and we would fain linger long, 
to give imocmBtrained utterance to oar emo- 
tions, and dwdl with increasing rapture upon 
the glorioas risions of the past, as they pass 
beftire us, — 

•• Tni an without begins to fnde, 
Like Bommer clond« In ere'ning shade: 
And bright befort our wond'ring eyes, 
W« mark the vivid picture rise." 

RES cumosiE. 

We have been faT<»red by a learned friend, 
with the file of a very curious periodical, pub- 
li^ed in Philadelphia many years ago, enti- 
tled the JEseukqnan Register, from which we 
propose, under the above heading, to offer a 
series of extracts, which will continue through 
many numbers of Bizarrb. The gentleman 
to whom we are indebted for this singular 
woric, was one of its principal Editors, and 
wrote, without question, many of the most 
learned articles. He is now far advanced in 
life, but still retMus his love for science and 
literature. His collection of old and rare 
works is probably the largest and best of its 
kind in the country ; and he has drawn from 
it, DO doubt, largely, in order to his contribu- 
tions for the work in notice. But to our ex- 
tracts: — 

— "Rbposb of the Heart. — Mr. Laennec, 
in his interesting work on Mediate Ausculta- 
tion, has given a very curious and ingenious 
calculation of the quantity of repose allotted 
to the heart. This muscle has generally been 
thought to perform its functions without 
rest, and to be a kind of perpetual motion. — 
As there are, perhaps, many who have not 
read this work, or probably this part of it, 
we give here Mr. Laennec 's statements. Af- 
ter some observations, &c., he proceeds thus : 

**It fdlows from these observations that 
the heart, far from being in a state of continu- 
al moti<m, as is commonly thought, presents 
alternations of repose and action, whose com- 
IMirative sums scarcely differ from the propor- 
tions which many other muscles of the animal 
economy, and particularly the diaphragm 
and intercostal muscles present in this respect. 
In effect, in admitting oy an apiHX)ximating 
calculation very near to exactness, that of the 
total duration of time occupied by the com- 
plete succession of the movements of the 
heart, one fourth is occupied by an absolute 
r^^oae of all its parts, one half by the con- 
traction of the ventricles, and a fourth by 
that of the aurides, we will find that out it 
i!wmtj4fmr haurs, the ventricles haive twdve 



hours of repose, and theauricles eighteen. In 
individuals, whose pulse gives haStually less 
than fifty pulsations a minute, the repose of 
the ventricles is more than sixteen hours a 
day. The muscles of vcduntary motions 
themselves have often not more, in men en- 
gaged in laborious occupations, and amongst 
those especially which sore to maintain the 
trunk Mid head in an erect j^Mition, there 
are some certainly that repose less; the 
more so as their action is not perhaps always 
completely interrupted by sleep." 
— *• And again he says ; — * "We may there- 
fore conclude that in a healthy man, and one 
who, following the rules of hygiene, habitu- 
ally takes, or pursues scone exercise propor- 
tioned to hjs strength, the sum of motion is 
nearly the same in each order of muscles, and 
that the heart offers no exception in this res- 
pect. 

**He concludes the paragraph thus: — 
' This nearly equal distribution of motion in 
the muscular system, in spite of a great ap- 
parent inequality, seems in fact to be the re- 
sult of a general law in nature. Thus, the 
medium duration of the day, the medium 
temperature, do not differ sensiblv, spite of 
contrary appearances, at Senegal and at 
Petersburgh ; and one year in the same 
climate, does not present in these respects any 
more than under that of the quantity of rain, 
a notable difference from the year preceeding 
or following. 

" Whether these last items are correct, or 
whether all will agree with our learned au- 
thor therein, is a matter perhaps Q. E. D." 
— " What is a Journal f — What is a Jour- 
nal ? I ask, for I hear of daihjy weekly y mouth' 
ly^ quarterly, aye onntio/ journals. Formerly, 
the word was restricted to the first, and gave 
an account of things that happened from day 
to day, — a quotidian affair, — a diary, — ^but 
modem improvement has wonderfully extend- 
ed its signification, and consequently its 
sphere of utility. Now, gentlemen, I cannot 
agree with a friend of mine, who says the pro- 

?rietors, editors, Ac., of these things are all 
libcmians, and therefore, until some of your 
learned and ingenious c(nTe6pondents will af- 
ford me a more rational explanation, I must 
conclude that custom, by its sanction and 
support, has triumphed over derivation. * 

** If six hours sleep is all that is absolutely 
requisite to health, what pcnrtion of a man's 
life, who arrives to three score years and ten, 
is actually lost to him for ever ?^* 
— ** We are requeued to ask whoever it may 
concern, by what auth<nity the public stairs, 
running from Front to Water Street, are in 
several j^aces shut up, — and have been for a 
great length of time ? It was very proper 
during the yellow fover, but what has called 
for its continuance ? IfthisisBOtsoonobvi-* 
ated, what is jnMc property will ]Mrofaably 



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aooD be daimed u pnyate. It is hi^y 
probable that by some entering tDedge like the 
present, the citizens have b^ deprived of 
that beautiful esplanade and fine prospect 
which William Penn contem];dated in the 
original plan of Philadelphia, by allowing of 
buildings on the West side of Front street 
only ; — and although the measure proposed 
some time ogo by Mr. Beck, seems at present 
slumbering, we hope that a plan adapted both 
to beautify and improve the city, may still 
be carried into operation within a few years." 

— ** Gbntlembn,— I think the following old 
verses will prove a good translation of your 
Latin line on a deaf man : — 

*A DBAF MAN. 

* Deaf, gfddy, helploM. left alone. 
To all bin frtendsn burden fm>wn ; 
No more he hcam tbo cburcb> beU, 
Than If It ranir out for hi" knell : 
At thundnr now. no morn he starts. 
Than at th« rumhlinji; of the carta; 
And what's In'TitUblo nlak! 
C:'n -caroelf h«»ar a woman's dack * 

"P. S* Can any one inform roe why the 
tolling of the bell at a funeral is called the ' 
knell?" I 

— " Sack, the favorite beverage of Fallstaff, i 
seems to have been equally acceptable to some | 
of the physicians of nearly two centuries ago. | 
Witness Dr. Uodges, who, in his Loiraologia, I 

}). 217, thus extols it : — * But before I proceed 
urther, gi^titude obliges me to do justice to 
the virtues of Sodk, as it deservedly is ranked 
amongst the principal antidotes, whether it 
be drank by itself, or impregnated with worm- 
wood, angeUca, &c., for I have never yet mot 
with anything so agreeable to the nerves and 
spirits in all my experience. That which is 
best is middle-aged, neat, fine, racy, and of a 
walnut flavor ; and it is certainly true, that 
durmg the late fatal times, (the plague of 
166^,) both the infected and the well found 
vast benefit from it, unless they who used it 
too intemperately.' " 

— " 1767, January 24,—' One Patrick Red- 
mond having been condemned at Cork, in 
Ireland, to Im hanged for a street robbery, he 
was accordingly executed, and hung upwards 
o£ twenty-eight minutes, when the mob car- 
ried ofif ue body to a place appointed, where 
he was, after five or six hourst actually re- 
covered by a soi^geon, who made the incision 
in his wind-pipe called Bronchotomy, which 
produced the desired efifect. The poor fellow 
nas since been pardoned.' — Gent, Mag. v. 37, 
p. 90. 

'* In Vol. 58, p. 616, of the same work, is a 
long account of one Ambrose Gwinnett, who 
was executed for a murder that was never 
committed ; he was brought to life again and 
escaped into a foreign country, where he lived 
many years, until lie accidentally met with 
the man (or whoie sapposed murder he had 
been hung. 



** An interestiBg deductaon may be m doobt- 
edly drawn from a knowledge of these fiusts* 
viz; — the importance of long conlinusd exer- 
tions to secure success in asphixia from anj- 
cause : too often, content with an hoar, an 
hour or two perhaps, we leave the unfortunate 
patient to his fate, when probably on tbe 
point of a happy issue to our exertiona ! — 
Another deduction of as great importance, i«, 
perhaps, the influence of bronchotomy, in » 
case of asphyxia of less probable success than 
that from drowning." 

— ** The following account of the discovery of 
a drowned body, is very gravely given in the 
Gent. Mag. above adverted to, p. 18? — onder 
the head of the Historical Chronicle : 

* The body was discovered by a very singa- 
lar experiment, ( OCT* singular indeed, and 
unique, for we presume it will never occnr 
again,) — ^which was as follows: — After diK- 
gent search had been made in the river Ibr 
the child, to no purpaw, a two penny loaf, 
with a quantity of quicksilver put into it, was 
set floating from the place where the child, it 
was supposed, had fallen in, which steered 
its coast down the river upwards of half a 
mile, before a great number of spectators, when 
the body happened to lay on the contrary side 
of the river, the loaf suddenly tacked abofftt, 
and swam across tbe river, and gradoally 
sunk near the child, when both the child and 
loaf were immediately brought up with grab- 
lers ready for that purpose." 
— ** May 3d, 1767,--*Francis Gorman, for the 
murder of T. Griffith, was executed pursuant 
to his sentence. A young woman, with a 
wen upon her neck, was lifted up while he 
was hanging, and bad the wen rubbed with 
the dead man^s hand, from a superstitious no- 
tion that it would effect a cure. — Gent Mag. 
V. 37." 



— *' Idem. — A sugar baker in Cheapside, 
put into fresh earth up to the chin, in wln^ 
situation he remained 6 hours, by way of rem- 
edy for an inveterate scurvy, that had baffled 
the skill of eminent physicians." 

— " In the archives of St. Claude in the monn- 
taneous part of Burgundy, is preserved the 
following sentence : * Having seen all the j 
papers of the process, and heard the opinions 
of the Doctors learned in the laws, we declare 
Claude Guilcon to be fully attainted and con- 
victed of having taken away part of the flesh 
of a horse, and of eating the same, on the 1st 
of March, 1629, fbeing a fish day)— For this 
offence, on the 28th July, in the same year, 
he was beheaded.* 

~«Inthe 28th v. of thePhflos. Traoa. p. 
273, an account is given by Dr. Slare of hia 
grand-father, who, at the^ of 86 jetn, had 
a oomi^ete new set of twth, ana his hair, 
which was as white as snow, becaiae fra4»i 



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tUj dftrker; after this be lived about 14 years 
in great bealtb and vigour, and in tbe lOOtb 
year of his age, died of a plethora for want of 
bleeding/' , 

— ** * I know an old man (says Turner, Syph' 
tHs„ p. 164.) who, although disaUed in his 
feet by this disease (Qout) for 20 years past, 
jret sets upon his chair with his legs upon a 
stool playing almost every night with his 
friends at cribbidge ; when instead of chalk, 
he scores with this kind of animal fossil, 
{chaih'Stones, or more properly urat of soda,) 
dug out of a mine in the joints of ^s great 
toes : of which he never is without a supply 
in a box at hand.'" 

— ** Feb. 1, 1763. * Being a very clear day, a 
gentleman at Wentworth proeured a circular 
piece of ice two feet nine inches in diameter, 
umI five inches thick, which he reduced to 
the form of a lens, and about noon, being ex- 
posed to the sun, the rays transmitted through 
it, (converged to a focus at seven feet dis- 
tance,) fired gunpowder, paper, linen, and 
other combustibles.' " 

— '' Among the deaths mentioned in the sup- 
plement to the Gent. Mag. for 1793, p. 1215, 
we find that of ' William Lewis, Esq., in the 
ict of drinking a cup of Welch ale, containing 
about a wine quart, called a tumbler maur. — 
He made it a rule every morning of his life, 
to read so many chapters in the Bible, and in 
the evening, as a digestion of his morning 
study, to drink full eight gallons of ale. It is 
calculated that in his life-time he must have 
drunk a su£Scient quantity to float a 74 gun 
ship. His size was astonishing ; it is suppos- 
ed the diameter of his body was no less than 
two jrards, He weighed forty stone. He 
died m his parlour, a lucky circumstance, as 
it would have been almost impossible to have 
got him down stairs ; as it was, it was found 
necessaey to have a machine, in form of a 
crane, to lift him on a carriage, and after- 
wards to have the same brought into the 
chorch-yard to let him down into the grave,' 
Ac." 

" vEaoaTATioK. It is scarcely possible to 
imagine the ancients altogether unacquainted 
with the principles of aerostation. The Fairy 
Tales and Arabian Nights, afibrd a strong 
presumptive of this in those excursions through 
the air, by wooden horses, Turkey carpets, 
Ac., which they so delightSfully describe to 
the astonished and bewildered fancy of the 
youthful inquirer into the accounts of former 
ages! 

Can we not discover some vestiges of the 
same in the tale of Fortunatus ? and, long be- 
fore those tales were penned, we may peniaps 
traoein the flight of Icarus and Daedalus some 
proof that balloons were even then known 
nd employed. The downfall of the former 
WIS but the prototype of the celebrated de 



To demomrtrate this beyond all cavil, is 
perhaps impossible, and we shall thereifbre 
conclude, by stating, that a legend exists res- 
pecting the Chinese emperor Ram, who reign- 
ed about 16 centuries ago, which adds plausi- 
iMlity to the opinion. The festival of the 
lamps in China is an annual exhibition, said 
to be in commemoration of the downfall of 
the emperor Ki, who shut himself up from 
the light of the sun, in a palace perpetually 
illuminated. So splendid was the spectacle 
that the emperor Aom irresistably inclined to 
behold it, but not daring avowedly to leave 
his court, he put himself into the hands of a 
magician, who enabled him, seated on a fine 
throne, io sail through the air, and contemplate 
from above the whole solemnities of the festi- 
val. Whether all the above notices are ade- 
quate to demonstrate the fiact I shall not say ; 
but it seems scarcely possible that there 
should not be some {solid) foundation f(^ 
such notions of the ancients ; or that the 
whole of these legends should be but the pro- 
duct of an excursive imagination ! We were 
long ago informed by the wisest of men, that 
there is nothing new under the sun.^^ 
Letter from Dr. Wilcocks. 

Sir, — Tbe Conde D'Ericeyra, a nobleman of 
letters, and curious in natural knowledge, 
brought from the frontiers of this coimtry, 
(Germany) a woman, without a tongue, who yet 
speaks very well. She is 17 years old, but in 
stature exceeds not one of 7 or 8. I was with 
her at the Conde's house, and made her pro- 
nounce every letter in the alphabet, which 
^e can do distinctly, except Q, which she 
calls Cu, after the common pronunciation of 
all her country people. She hath not the least 
bit of tongue, nor anything like it ; but the 
teeth, on both sides of her jaw, turn very 
much inward, and almost meet. She finds 
the greatest want of a tongue in eating ; for, 
as others, when they eat, move their meat 
about with their tongue, she is forced to use 
her finger. She pretends to distinguish tastes 
very well, but I believe doth it imperfectly. 
Her voice, though veij distinct, is a little 
hollow, and like that of old people who have 
lost half theiif teeth. The Conde, who is a 
friend to the muses, has written the following 
epigram on the occasion : 

** Mon mirum elinKuii mailer quod Tvrbii Inqimtar, 
Mirum est cam lingae quod taoent muHor." 

^i^aru aimmg \\t |tetii §oolis. 

HOK/ia mo-ruRsa. 

— The Harpers have just issued a book with 
this title, which is from the pen of Mrs. M. A. 
Dennison: a lady of refinement as well as 
genius. It consists of what its name implies 
*' Home Pictures: " and embraces graceful and 
winning manner and matter. The author has 
acquired no little reputation, by her oontribu^ 



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tkms to the coltmms of a Boston newsu ftp er, 
under the siroAinre of '* M. A. D.'* As be- 
tween hersdf and <« Fanny Fern;" the latter, 
to our mind, is left sadly in thevocature ; not 
so much on the score of original thought, 
happy expression, grotesque but appropriate 
comparison, as on the score of refinement, 
delicacy; without which, to us, woman's 
writings lose their ereat charm. ** Fanny 
Fern'* is vulgar. You laugh at her droU 
conceits, as you do at those of a fish-vender in 
Market street. She is tender and touching at 
times neverthdess ; she draws tears from un- 
willing eyes : but you can't help thinking af- 
ter the quick-breathing, after the strong blow- 
ing of the nose is over, that the tish-vender it 
still is, who has excited you : indeed the fish- 
woman will impel to a conviction of this 
kind — ^by a sudden leap which she makes out 
of an uncongenial atmosphere ; where her gen- 
ius has helped her to shine, into a congenial 
one, where she literally blazes with glory. 

We give a few specimens of ** Home Pic- 
tures." Take the following : it is entitled 

" THE OLD CHURCH." 

** I was venr young when I was first taken 
to church. I remember how my little hand 
trembled as we went up the two square stone 
steps — my mother and I — ^and how I gazed 
around with a vague, indistinct idea of vast- 
ness when fairly within the sacred portals. 
The house seemed so large, so silent, so awful 
to me. I wondered if the minister always 
lived in that square box, and if he ever went 
up to the great sounding-board above. I 
thought possibljr the carved cherubs were 
real angels lookmg down from the pulpit. I 
wondered why every body was so silent, and 
clung to my mother that I might continually 
assure myself of her presence. If I had been 
suddenly thrust upon an isolated shore with 
beings of another race, speaking another ton- 
gue, and all possibility of rescue out of the 
question, I do not think I should have felt 
more deserted— only my mother was there. I 
started at the minister's voice ; and though 
the old gray-headed man had held me often 
on bus knee, he seemed as far removed from 
me and sdl the earth in that holy plaoe as the 
light of the gray dawn is from the darkest 
shade of midnight. 

The first hymn oppressed me ; it was a sad 
melody, and softly sung— I knew not then 
what for ; and the prayer, the silence of a 
moment seemed to he prolonged to an age. 
Undefined thoughts took tangible shapes, and 
I had strai^e visions. I can remember them 
distinctly, though there is no need that I 
i^onld portray my childish fancies. 

Marion Summers was christened that day. 

I sat on the little cricket at my mother's 
feet that evening, just after tea, looking with 
her upoa the changing beauty of the sky, 



when a neisfabor eame hurriedly in, and, Bit- 
ing her vail, said, with a burst of tears, 

** Its all over, dear lamb !" 

<' You don't mean that Marion Summers is 
dead ?" said my mother, starting, and bend- 
ing forward. 

*<Yes, like the going out of a candle it 
was : nobody thou^t it, you know, but her- 
self. Qeorge is well-nigh distracted. So young, 
and onlv just married ! Who didn't love Mar- 
ion ? And there she lies — beautiful ! beanti- 
M ! You wouldn't think her dead. But I 
must go. I am trying to get some one to 
watch with the corpse tonight." 

And so she went out ; and for an hoar my 
mother sat and looked steadily out into tKe 
wanning twilight, and I dared not speak. A 
haunting question in a form intangible kepi 
floating through my mind — "What can Uus 
death be?" 

When my mother went with me to my lit- 
tle chamber, I begged her to stay till I slept ; 
and, kind creature that she was, she under^ 
stood me. So I fell to sleep with my fingers 
clasped in her hand, and dreamed of Marion 
Summers. 

I have been watching the lake ; it seems to 
have a pulse this morning, and the lily leaves 
shake upon its bosom, Beautifhl lake ! you 
will lose the wild companion whose hand has 
broken your crystal clearness to shower its 
diamonds against the slant sunbeams. The 
mallows are creeping out, with little specks of 
blossoms, and the crimson flowers of the 
peach make the garden brilliant. 

Herbert has just gone, repeating "next 
week ;" and — and T believe I am rather sor- 
rowful than otherwise. 

I have not planted yet ; I always have be- 
fore now. Somehow I dread to bury the 
seeds, and leave them while the earth is black 
over them.' 

The heroine is a simple country girl who 
becomes interested in a city gentleman. She 
marries him, and the pictures she presents are 
those which rose up before and after that 
event. We have stricking scenes of real life, 
aod the reader, whether male or female, mav 
gather useful lessons from them. Such a book 
is destined to do much good. Without being 
great it may easily accomplish great re- 
sults. 

BLLAN, OR HTMS OHAINSO fV^OTHER. 

— This is the title of another negro romance, 
or * tomitude,' which comes to us from Cincin- 
nati, where it was published for the author. 
Mary B. Harlan, by Applegate A Co. Its 
design is to show the practical workings €l( 
slavery in Kentucky, where the institution is 
thought to exist in its mildest fonn. The 
scenes, too, are declared to be sketches of real 
life. Whether this be really the fact, we 
cannot say. We should judge, if true, th^ 



OUR WEEKLY GOSSIP. 



are drawn inmi the exception rather than the 
eeneral rale. They portray, too, features of 
debauchery and crime, which cannot but ex- 
ert a pernicious influence upon the pure mind. 
We feel surprised that any woman should 
have mane a book of them. We shall won- 
der all the more, if that woman can find an^ 
considerable class of readers, amoue the deli- 
cate and refined of her own sex. The author 
writes very well. It is singular she should 
write about such vulgar, disgusting things, 
as she does in the course of this volume. — 
However, Mrs. Stowe is the chief of sinners 
in publishing these revolting pictures. She it 
was, at any rate, who first tested their capac- 
ity for bringing in the dollars. Finding them 
splendidly productive, she has aroused the cu- 
pidity of others of her sex, to say nothing of 
that of certain things who call themselves men. 
We question whether the author of the 
" Chained Mother " will get either gold or 
glory. Like the rest of those who have trod 
in the cloven foot- tracks of Stoweism, she will 
only find a few husks in the path. The 
cream of the glory of negro romance writing 
belongs to Mrs. Stowe ; and she will feed upon 
it as long as she lives. If we are not mistak- 
en, the day is coming when she will reap the 
bitterness of fatness ; it will come, too, with 
tbe uprising of Uie bloody hands of insurrec- 
tion, which will incarnadine the memory of 
'' Uncle Tom," and consign its author to an in- 
fiuny greater than that which attaches to the 
name of Benedict Arnold and Judas Iscariot. 

HARRV OOVBnOAcK»a OOURT'SHIP. 

—This story comes to us from H. Long A 
Brother, New York, through Peterson, of our 
city. The author has written one or two en- 
tertaining works, and enjo3rs considerable pop- 
ularity am(»)g a certain class of readers. The 
style is easy, and there is, upon the whole, 
much to interest, particularly at this dull, 
dreamy season. One wants a book like < ' Har- 
ry Coverdale's Courtship " to while away the 
time, when the thermometer rises up among 
the nineties, as at present. Deep and elabo- 
rate books invite action of the mind, which, 
in the hot summer months, excites perspira- 
tion of the body. A light story, however, 
wdl besprinkled with incident, is decidedly 
seasonble. There is wit and pathos of de- 
cided character in ** Harry Coverdale," while 
it also contains certain limnings of character 
really and truly those of an accomplished artist. 

SeoONO BOOK IN LATIN 

—The Harpers have published a work with 
this title. It contains syntax and reading 
lessons in prose. The author is Professor 
John McClintock, late of Dickinson College 
in our State, and a fine classical scholar. — 
I The name of the work implies a predecessor, 
ind one actually exists, to which the present 
is a complement The readings are taken 



from Csesar and Cicero, sources than which 
none in the whole range of the classics are 
purer. The selecticms and the arrangements 
are excellent. The author ackkowledges 
himself indebted to Klaiber's " Lattcinische 
Chrestomathie,'' Kraft's '* Chrestomathie Cio- 
eroniana," Merrinff's " Memorirbuch," and 
other standard authorities. 



#Mr WitM]^ §mip 



— The English papers notice the death of 
Joseph Cottle, well known from his conneo- 
tion with Coleridge, Wordsworth and Southey, 
and as being one of the brothers of Amos 
Cottle, who was handled so severely bj Byron 
in his '' English Bards and ^tch Reviewers," 
as follows : — 

** Ohl Amos Cottle I PboebuB, what » name, 
To fill the fpeakhig tramp of fatnre fame, 
Oh I Amoe CotUo ! for a moment think 
What meagre profit« apread Arom pen and ink ! 
When thus deroted to poetic dreams. 
Who wiU pemeo thy proctitated reams? 
Oh, pen perverted I paper misapplied I 
Had Cottle still adom'd the counter side. 
Bent o^er the desk, or, horn to nsefiil toils, 
Been taught to make the paper which he soUa, 
Ploughed, delred, or plied the oar with lust/ limh| 
He had not sung of Wales, nor I of him." 

On re-perusing these lines in 1816, Byron 
adds in a note : — ** All right. I saw some 
letters of this fellow (Joseph) to an unfor- 
tunate poetess, whose productions the poor 
woman by no means thought vainly of ; he 
attacked her so roughly and bitterly, that I 
could hardly resist assailing him, even were 
it unjust, which it is not, tor verily he is an 
ass." 

This same person has the honour to be no- 
ticed also in the ** Antijacobin," probably by 
Canning, thus ; — 

«* And Cottle, not ho who that Alfred made fkaoQa, 
Bat Joseph, of Bristol, the Brother of Amos." 

— A writer in the ** Notes and Queries" says 
that he has in his possession a book presented 
by Addison to Swift, with the following in- 
scription in Addison's hand-writing on ,the 
fly-leaf at the beginning : — 

" To Dr. Jonathan Swift, the most Agree- 
able Companion, the Truest Friend, and the 
Greatest Genius of his Age, this Book is pre- 
sented by his most Humble servant the Au- 
thour." 

This is a more pleasing picture than that 
presented by a late writer, who being bom 
three quarters of a century after the era of 
Swift, is not likely to be so good a judge of 
his character as a'contemporary. 

— France has determined to send a compli- 
mentary mission over to attend the inaugura- 



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tion of the New York Industrial Exhibition. ] 
M. Sallandroox De Laroornaix, who is about 
to visit Dublin on special service in connexion 
with its Exhibition, has been selected for the 
transatlantic journey. He receives instruc- , 
tions to represent his country on ceremonial I 
occasions, — to examine the articles exhibited, I 
—and to report on such new markets as may 1 
be open to French industry, and on the na- ; 
ture of any treaties which might be conclud- 
ed in favour of tJie enterprise and conunerce 
of his country. , 

— Messrs. Ingram. Cooke & CJo., have reprint- 1 
ed a work by an American author, entitled , 
• Money ; How to get, how to keep, and how j 
to use it,' — not being, as they say, aware that ! 
the said American author had taken — ** * con- 1 
veyed,' the wise it call," — a quantity of his t 
matter from an English writer, Mr. Henry j 
Taylor. The publishers have made the pro- ' 
per acknowledgments. The Athenanim in ' 
announcing this fact says : — 

** While writing on this subject, we may 
take the opportunity of refering to a kindred 
topic : — the appropriation of well-know and 
popular titles to American books reprinted in 
this country. We sec advertized * The 
Chronicles of Clovcmook' by one of the cheap 
reprinting houses, in a series : and on looking 
narrowly, we find that it ^s a * Chronicle' by 
** Aunt Gary," or some such person. — and not 
the well-known work of Mr. Douglas Jerrold. 
This is in any case improper : and we should 
think it is a breach of copyright. A title is 
always a significant and often an essential 
part of a book ; and, as such, has a claim for 
legal protection." 

In the matter of stealing, John Bull is fully 
as expert and unscrupulous as ourselves. The 
habit should be denounced on all hands. 

At a recent meeting of the London Etomo- 
logical Society Mr. Westwood mentioned some 
curious circumstances which had lately oc- 
cnred in his apiary. About ten days pre- 
viously one of his hives threw off a swarm 
which settled in the front of the bee-house, 
and stopped the entrance to the next hive, 
the inhabitants of which at once commenced 
fighting the invaders. Mr. Westwood then 
sought for and removed the queen, and having 
released her, she led the swarm to the en- 
trance of another hive, where a second battle 
began. The queen being again removed ; this 
time to a rosebush ; she flew away, and the ; 
swarm returned to the hive whence it had \ 
come, probably following the queen, for this 
day a fine swarm had come off. Yesterday, a 
dinerent hive gave forth a swarm from an- 
other hive : much fighting ensued, but to-day 
all was quiet, whence it might be presumed 
that one of the queens had been killed. Mr. 
Waring knew an instance in which four 
had united, and the hive had to be 



enlarged, being too small to hddthe bees. 
Mr. Wallace read a paper, *0n the Insects 
used as Food by the Indians of the AmasoD,' 
several different kinds bein^ mentioned wiiich 
are sought for and eaten with avidity. 

M. Demetrius Galanos, a learned linguist at 
Athens, who for more than twenty years oc- 
cupied with distinction the Chair of Sanscrit 
at the College of Benares, inHindoostan, late- 
ly died, at the age of sixty-nine ; bequeath- 
ing to the University of Athens, on condition 
of its cau.^ing them to be published, his nu- 
merous works on the idioms of Asia : for 
which purpose he has left sufficient funds. 
The University accepts the gift and the office ; 
and has appointed its rector. Dr. Qeorgio Thy- 
paldos, to conduct the publication. The works 
will make about ten folio volumes. 

Among the latest acts of Louis Napoleon 
has been, his award of a pension to the 
Mdlles. Comeille, descendants of the great 
tragic dramatist of France. 

A Neapolitan boy, by name Tito Mattel : 
aged twelve years, is now in L<mdon, says the 
Atherknumt adding to the list of musical pro- 
digies past and present, by his precocity in 
pianoforte playing, his **rare organization" 
(to quote Mr. Ella's * Record') "for analys- 
ing sounds," and, most of all, his cleverness 
in the making of melodies. He has crossed 
the Alps, it is added, to study. 

The brilliant painter-poet, Buchanan Read, 
received a handsome testamonial from his 
friends on leaving this city, in the shape^ of 
some thousands of dollars, forwarded to 
him by the liberal donors. 

The Library and Garden an excellent week- 
ly paper published at Buffalo (N, Y.) thus , 
kindly notices Bizarre : — j 

** " Bizarre ' is an original weekly journal, , 
for fireside and wayside, published by Church 
& Co., Philadelphia. We hail the weddy 
visits of this beautiful paper with pleasure. • 
It is edited with ability, and contains muofa ^ 
valuable literary matter. In fact it is one of | 
the best literary papers of the country. Grare 
and ga^, young and old, will ever find some- 
thing in its columns to please them. The 
Editor's sans'souci is a spicy dish well served 
up." 

The sisters of Kossuth have established 
themselves in New York city, where they are 
supporting themselves and their children bj 
the sale of laces, embroideries, tnuslins, siUs, 
jewdry, and such articles of value or neces- 
sity, as pertains to a woman's wardrobe. 
Their address is No. 1 Irving Place, comer of 
Fourteenth street 

The Knickerbocker for July is glorious. Hie 
work has been increased in size sixteen' pages. 
In consequence of his enlarged qualities, the 
editor '^spreads himself exceedingly. HeteUi 



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empttal stories and tells them well. Even the 
«* Joe Millers" gather grace and interest under 
his pen. We perceive he is again sojourning 
at " Dobhs, his Ferry," up the North river. 
There may now be a helium pentia? between 
«* Old Knick" Clark, and ** Idlewild" WUlis. 

Mr. Rbdfisld, has issued the fourth part 
of Collier's new amended edition of Shak- 
neare's works, and we have received it from 
Peterson of our city. This edition as we 
have before said must take precedence of all 
that have as yet appeared ; in other words, it 
will be the standard edition. 

The Qermanians are concertizing with great 
success at the West. They have Jaell and 
little Camille (Japonica) Urso with them. 

Max Maretzec is really to hazard an opera 
season at Castle Garden in New York, with 
Sontag, Salvi, Marini, andPozzolini for stars. 
Will Uie Coimte.ss consent to sing to fifty cent 
admissions? If yes, she has come down 
amazingly. 

Me. a. Habt of our city, has just publish- 
ed a new tale by Mrs. Lee Hentz, entitled 
" Helen and Arthur, or Miss Thusa's Spin- 
ning-wheel;" which has an inviting look. 
We shall notice it hereafter. Meanwhile let 
us beg our readers to cast* their eyes to Mr. 
Hart's list of " Summer Reading" books, ad- 
vertized in our pages. 

** Democratic Monthly Rticit," is the 
title of a new periodical published at Washing- 
ton, by William H. Lewis & Co., the first 
number of which has reached us. It is built 
up, as we learn, upon the ashes of the old 
Democratic Review, and we trust, for the 
sake of its editors and publishers, it may be 
SQooessfuL We find some excellent things 
in its pages, among which are the introduc- 
tion and sevoiil opening chapters of a new 
"Tomitude," entitled **A Peep into Uncle 
Tom's Cabin." 

The London Atheruxum of June 18th, con- 
tains a most favorable reveiw of Ross Brown's 
" Ynsef." It closes as follows : 

«< Everywhere Mr. Brown aims at being 
lively and grotesque. Some of his drawings 
are full of satire. His 'General View of 
Oonstantinople' (with a foreground full of 
lean dogs quarrelling, with a few domes and 
minarets in the distance), is capital. 

" Bleak House," No. 16. has been publish- 
ed by the Harpers. The story is swelling to 
a bursting point. 

C. J. Ptice & Co., of our city, has pub- 
lisfaed '* Mind and the Emotions," from the 
pen of Dr. Cooke, which we shall notice here- 
after. The same enterprising house has re- 
oeired '*The Popular Educator" for July, 
and other admirable works issued in New 
Yoi^ by Alexander Montoomery. Their 
place of basiness is No. 7, Hart's Buildings. 



0iTAm §>msSm, 



THK HIPPOORON/IS. 

— The ent^^inments at this place are of a 
novel and extraordinary character. We have 
never before had anything like them in Phila- 
delphia. The old-fashioned circus round is 
almost entirely discarded: while a strange, 
wild, exciting series of doings occupies their 
places. No longer does the horse travel at a 
regular clock-work gait around a circle 
called the ** ring," with a man or woman 
on his back, who goes through a precise ster- 
eotype of leaping garters, and jumping through 
balloons, while at stated intervals Mr. Merri- 
man cracks jokes which are musty with an- 
tiquity: but wild restless steeds, two and 
three and four abreast, leap into a kind of 
race-course, either with a rider who dances 
about upon their backs, as if they were the 
flooring of Mons. Jules Martin's saloon, or 
attached to chariots, which flv about the 
elipse as if they were propelled by lightning, 
driven bv men who are entire strangers to 
fear. Then comes a troupe of ladies seated 
seemingly, on untamed chargers, who perform 
the most daring races, often leaping hurdles 
and barriers three feet high : and causing the 
thousands who look on to raise all manner of 
evidences of their satisfaction. It is often the 
horse and rider tumble over together in the 
dust, a confused blending of main, muslin, 
tails, gauze, hoofe and ankles shadowing forth 
verv, very palpably, a violent death to one or 
both of the prostrated : but all eventuates 
most happily, for both lady and beast soon 
find their feet, and after a shake or two are 
ready once more to enter the field. We 
might speak of other features of the Hippo- 
drome, and especially of the very funny mon- 
key hurdle race, but we have no more space. 
We are told that the present is the last 
week. 

PAIN-riNOS ATT THB AOADa^4V. 

The series of notices of the present exhibi- 
tion of paintings at the Academy of Arts, 
commenced in our last, will be continued in 
our next. The writer is rather severe. He 
is, however, a connoisseur, and we have con- 
cluded to give free scope to his opinions in 
our pages. His first notices contained a 
number of typographical errors, which, it 
appears, offended him prodigiously. Very 
sorry, indeed. 

BONFISL.O, TMB PAINTER, 

Has taken up his residence at Beverly, on 
the Delaware, where he is at present occupied 
in the production of several admirable works. 
We visited his Atelier a short time since, and 
examined these eflorts at leisure. They are 
mostly river and coast scenes, and are paint- 



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ed to fill orders from citizens of Philedelphia, 
among whom James G. Claghom and William 
B. Johnston. Esqrs., may 1^ specified. Bon- 
fidd has a fine reputation which is destined 
to be largely increased. His style is ex- 
tremely chaste. As an evidence of merit, a 
brother artist of high standing conceded to 
him, it shotid be stated that Birch, the great 
marine painter, on his death bed, desired that 
the paintings he left unfinished, should be fin- 
ished by Bonfield, and we saw in his collec- 
tion one of those pictures, to which the artist 
was giving the li^t touches. Several studies 
of Bonfield, embracing views of Mount Des- 
ert Maine, Nahant Massachusetts, and New- 
port Rhode Island, struck us as being admi- 
rable. We hope one of these days to see 
large pictures executed from them. Our 
friend Bonfield, we should add, finds recrea- 
tion of suitable kind at his present sojourning 
place. Much of the recfeation is obtained 
from fishing, and whether the firuits be rock- 
fish, eel or cat-fish, Bonfield is equally pleas- 
ed. He does not pretend to be an Isaac Wal- 
ton, he cares not for the honor to be pronounc- 
ed a sportsman, it is enough with him that he 
is a disciple of Claude Lorraine. 

FAOETIOUS BrnTA^nrHS. 

— Mr. Joseph Simpson has recently published 
in London, a book of epitaphs monumental 
inscriptions <Sbc., from which wo gather the 
following extracts : — 

On a Linendraper. 
Oottona, and cambrics, all adieu. 

And mutliuM, too, fitfewdi; 
Plain, striped, and figured, old and new, 

Three qnartert, yard, or ell ; 
By nail and yard I've measuro^d ye. 

As oufltomera inclined. 
The cbarchyard now has meaaur'd me, 

Aud nails my ooffln bind. 

From CumcaUow Churchyard, Cornwall, 

SbaU we all die? 
We shall die aU, 
^ All die shaU we— 
Die aU we shalL 

Prom King Stanley Churchyard, Gloucestershire 

Twaa as she tript from oask to cask, 

In at a bung h<^e quickly fell ; 
Suflbcatton waf her taak. 

She bad no time to say fiu«weU. 

Let the intemperate be warned by the M* 
Uming :— 

My grand&tber was buried here. 

My cousin Jane, and two uncles dear ; 

My fikther perlsh'd with an inflamation in the thighs, 

And my sister dropp'd down dead in the Minories: 

But the reason why Tm here interred, aooording to my 

thinking, 
Is owing to my good living, and hard drinking. 
If iherelbre, good Christians, yon wish to lire long. 
Don't drink too mnoh wine, brandy , gin, or anything strOBg. 



Explicit enough is the following : — 
From Broom Churchyard. 

God be praised! 
Here is Mr. DUDLEY, wnior. 

And Jauil his wife, also. 
Who, whilst livfni?, was his superior : 

Bat Me what Death can do. 
Two of his sons aJ«) lie here, 

One Walter, t'other Joe : 
They all of them went in the year IftlO bdknr. 
Father and Mother and I 

Lies buried here, as under : 
Father and Mother lies burled here, 

And I lies buried yonder. 

A Mrs. Greenwood's epitaph, ends thus ri- 
diculously ; — 

My grief for this good woman la to sore 
That I can really only write fbur lines mora. 

OONB. 

Three weeks ago we lost six subscribers. 
Does the reader^ ask why ? We answ^ , be- 
cause we condemned the Montreal riots, and 
upheld Gavazzi and free speech ! The reader 
may guess what was the religion of the indig- 
nant six, and what a charity and liberality 
and republican doctrine it preaches. Last 
year we printed a- long and glowing descrip- 
tion of the Sacred Heart Conyent, near Tor- 
resdale, on the Delaware, while we have 
frequently had occasion to applaud the move- 
ments of the Roman Catholics, yet not a Pro- 
testant subscriber was indignant tiiere at 
Pshaw! 

auaiNBse n^sn^s. 

Col. Maurice, 123, Chestnut street, is sat- 
isfied with the fruits he has gathered from 
liberal advertising, for they are many and 
abundant. The Colonel cannot help succeed- 
ing ; he was bom to succeed. Wherever be 
has planted himself fortune has snuled upon 
him. As we write, the Colonel, in company 
with the great tragedian Forrest, is luxnn- 
ating at Cape May : perhaps at this nunneiit 
the pair are rolling oyer like porpoises in the 
surf which lashes the beach at that place. 
We consider Forrest the best Damon, Sparta- 
cns about, while as for our friend Colonel 
Maurice, he is at the head of all stationers, 
whether here or elsewhere. 

Messrs. Hickey & Co. manufacture a cap- 
tid leather trunk, one indeed which will last 
for years, no matter how much travelling its 
owner may do. i 

Several communications await notjoe at I 
our hands. Some look as it they might be 
consigned to the stove for next winter's kiod- , 
ling staff, while others will assuredly a^ { 
pear. Among the last is *' A City Sketch," 
and ** A son in seardi of the Murderer of 
his Father." i 



HAVE YOU DINED JACQUOT ? 



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WMAT SAT Tou, Uasoat f—Porqukar. 




won fu wm lamre 
SAWBDATy JUI.T AS, 1858. 

HAVE YOU DINED JAOQTTOTP 

7&0M THE FBEKGH. 

Jacqnot was the 8<m of a yiUage cobbler : 
his parents were poor, but industrioiis, and 
he lost them whilst in infancy: at an early 
age he gave ample proofs of sagacity, for he 
aTsiled himself of every resource that pre- 
sented to accumulate the pomy ; he attended 
the goats and cows ; conducted the horses to 
water, and waited in the eyening at the only 
inn in the village, where, by chioice, a " god- 
send" induced some solitary traveller to stop. 
Thou^ sleeping on straw; subsisting on 
brofwn bread, fruit, and milk, he sang from 
the Inreak of mom till its close : and on gain- 
ing 8a£Bcient to allow of alight recreation, 
none footed it so nimbly or merrily in the 
Sunday's dance. His native village, was in 
his eres, a beautiful city ; the notary's house, 
a palace ; and the villagers, so many lords 
and ladies — the most exalted of the creation : 
thus he doated on the fields, woods, lawns and 
riTnlets, and also on a certain litUe peasant, 
named Susan, though not even gifted with 
wisdom, wealth, or personal charms, was ne- 
vertheless, in his eyes, an angel of perfection. 
Jacquot had but just attaint his eighteenth 
year > when a ^oung nobleman passing through 
the village, discoverine something pleasiDg in 
the j^ysiognomy of the industrious peasant, 
proposed to conduct him to Paris and insure 
his fortune. Jacquot had then but little idea 
of the advantages gained by homage to this 
volatile deity, but desire of seeing the capital, 
a feding of curiosity, and a secret presenti- 
ment of future greatness, induced him to ac- 
cept the offer. He wept bitterly on bidding 
adWo to his fields, his dcg, Pnn, his goats, 
cows, and Susan, ejaculatiug, '* Ah, well ! I 
won't be long ere I return ; and then I shall 
tell Prinand Susej all the wonders I have 
seen in the great eity." 

Jacquot arrives in Paris : first figures as a 
groom, then footman, afterwards valet de 
cf i a i nbr e, when he dropped the name of Jac- 
quot (or Jem,) as being too vulgar for his as- 
piring ideas ; mi appellation that also occa- 
sioned the laughter of the housemaids. He 
asBumed that of Jaques (Jemmy,) as a desig- 
naiion far more imposing ; and ere the termin- 
ation of the year. Mister Jacques had entire- 
ly forgot his favorite dog Prin, his cattle, 
woods, haodet, and his Susan : in the interim 



he studied with assiduity ; learned to read and 
write ; became steward ; knew how to calcu- 
late, and with stnmg intellects, soon became 
initiated in subtraction and multiplication: 
most stewards know the first rule Quoted — to 
their employer's cost. A oomprdiension oi 
division was essential, with which he soon 
became perfectly acquainted : he learned to 
divide, and next preiseeded to interest ; this 
he managed with equal facility, by lending 
money on interest f by which an enormous jnt)- 
fit was obtained : briefly, after occupying the 
multifarious situations of steward to a naval 
and military contiactor; secretaiy of the 
opera, and confidential agent to a Russian 
prince, and member of the chamber of Sen- 
ate, a handsome fortune crowned the anxious 
endeavours of this deep plodding politician. 
Courted by all; he entm^i into extensive 
financial speculations, in which he was ever so 
fitvored by fortune, that on attaining his 
thirtieth year, an income of 30,000 Uvres was 
at his disposal. ''Booing, booing" did the 
business. 

"Nor e'en Sir Pnrtloftx tnch homage abowed 
As this, blfl prototype upon the great beetow'd.'' 

Jacques now began to think that he had 
pruned sufficiently from the garden of Plutus, 
resolved on enjoying the fruit that he had so 
amply reaped. His dream of fortune was not 
now ideal : he purchased an extensive estate ; 
established an elegant e<^uipage ; engaged his 
livery servants ; assuming the title of M. de 
la Jac^uiniere, or Squire James ; here was a 
prodigious change, but true : thus 

Mmhiooms from miDgled garbage rin. 
And are to ro tarit e ot taste a priae. 

Repairing one day to the country villa, his 
carriage was overset by accident at the en- 
trance of a poor villia|e, and whilst, workmen 
were sent in quest of, to place it in repair, 
our imfortunate squire alighted, and looking 
around, exdaimed, '* Heavens! what a filthy 
hole! what a wretched receptacle! what a 
despicable country ! stag^te pools, filthy 
quagmires, dirty hovels, frightful rustics, not 
a single spot where a person of consequence 
can with decency repose! My organs are 
quite affected at the bare idea of bemg com- 
pelled to remain here till my vehicle is put in 
order — confound the rascally coachman, he 
shall be discharged immediately I reach 
home" — ^for this hamlet — have it in his own 
words — ^for M. de la Jacquiniere presumed 
now to be a man of letters — a poet, forsooth 
— and no mean one either, at least he was so 
flattered by numerous parasites, who admir- 
ed the delicades of his table — 

** Tie a d ege mrat e a Tile abode, 
Whkdi oooHier'e ftet bath never trod; 
And I, who half the eonrtiert reign, 
Oan only view H with dlMain." 



iSI6 



BIZARRE. 



Whilst makiiig these si^ptent obBenrftdons, 
our aqaire had advaiioed to the hank of a 
puriing rill, whose denadug hanks fi>rmed, in 
his eye, an nnconth contrast with the level 
emhankment of his artificial canal, although 
hi the crystal wave, he hdield the finny 
brood gaily disporting, as he seated hknseif 
on a sward beneath an ancient wilk>w — a 
jnt^spect that had never greeted him in his 
own torpid reservoirs, 

M. de la Jaoquiniere had been seated but 
for a tew minutes when he was surrounded 
by a flock of shecna, goats and cows who were 
imder the surveiUoMe of a swarthy female 
peasant and her dog ; the latter though near- 
ly blind from t^, distanced the flock, and 
hastened with land and anxious familiarity 
to lick the hand of the astonished, alarmed, 
and indignant squire of the town. '' Lud, lud, 
lud !" shouted the lusty conductress, *' what 
may be all this ? I never saw Prin so affec- 
tionate to any one in all my bom da^rg, ex- 
voor Jacquot. On the mention of this ide- 
Dian name, the wealthy gentleman blushed 
deeply ; a thousand conflicting thoughts pr- 
vaded his mind : can it be ; yes, it is so f he 
is in his native village : Susan is before him, 
under the very willow, beneath which he has 
so often slept and dreamed— dreamed ; — ay, 
but never of moving in his present sphere ! 

Oh, M. de la Jaoquiniere ! what must be 
your sensations ; what those of one devoted 
to ancient friends and place of nativity ? Im- 
agination pictures you pressing in your warm 
embrace, Uie poor girl whom you formerly so 
Ibndly cherished : your tears distilling on your 
parent's humble sod: your bounties falling 
like refireshing April showers on the inhabi- 
tants of your native hamlet ; the companions 
of your infancy enjoying the social ddightof 
greeting your prosperity in the garden where 
once you passed with them so many hours in 
revelry: — ^leam the reverse — Prin, poor faith- 
ful Prin, the dog so afiectionately faithful, 
was spumed from him with indignation ; me- 
thinks lus melanchdy howl still peals on my 
ear, awakening grievous contrasts. He has- 
tened from Susan and the village : ascended 
his coach, and on reaching the splendid villa, 
caused the neck of a beautifid parrot to be 
twisted, for having had the misfortune to ex- 
claim, '' Have you dined Jacquot ?" 

lSi» wns a love of ira^Ui; so strong^sj rare, 
Ab neither time ooald change, or art coold core. 

SKETCHES OF OEORGIA, 

SKETCH FIFTH. 

Sir Walter RaUifih— Early Settlement of Oeor- 
gia-^-Generd Vgfetkorpe^s Letter — Motives 
which geturaUy conduce to the Peoflemg of 
a Colony — De Soto—Reasons why our Forc' 
fathers lovgiU this CowUry — Ikret impres- 



sions of Georgia — Her common sed — Des- 
crijftions of Scenery, natural aivantetges, 
resources, qc. 

** Happy adiploes of a happy ftiturity ! Who vonU vldi 
that his Country's existence had otherwim hegnnf Who 
would deiire the power of going hack to the ages of fchlef 
Who would wish Ibr an origin ohsenred in the daitaww 
of antiquity f Who would wish for othw aiUasOBlsg of 
his country's heraldry, or other oraamenta of her gaaee l - 
ogy« than to he aMe to say that her flni eirist—c e was 
with intdligenee ; her first hreath the laspleatSoM of 1ft. 
erty ; her flrtt principle the truth ofdirina raHgloii t 

Wi 



Sir Walter Raleigh is the reputed discover^ 
er of that porti<m of the United States now 
denominated Georgia. It appears highfy 
{NTohable, judgiiig from the ohservatioDS con- 
tained in his written journal, that dunag his 
memorable and extended voyage along the 
American coast, he entered the mouth of the 
Savannah river, and surveyed the country on 
either bank for several miles. This is further 
confirmed by the traditions of the Indians. 
On one occasion, General Oglethorpe was 
holding conversation with several of them, 
prominent warriors, and during the course of 
it, casually inquired whether, previous to his 
arrival among them, they had ever seen a 
pale face in their country ? The ready reply 
was, that their fathers long ago hdd a con- 
ference with a great chieftiun who had come 
from beyond the big seas, and that they had 
ever been taught to revere his memory. They 
also pointed to a high mound near Savannah, 
where they affirmed the Indian King was in- 
terred who talked with the English. — be hav- 
ing expressed an ardent desire to be buried 
on the spot where he had conversed with that 
''great good man." Appropriately may 
Georgia be proud of her discoverer, for tM 
name of Raleigh stands '* highest am<»ig the 
statesmen of S^land." Posseflsed of a cour- 
ageous mind which was never daunted ; dis- 
tinguished not only as the bravo, judicious 
soldier, and the accomplished scholar, but al- 
so as the determined opponent of burdensome 
taxation and lucrative monopolies, — a noble- 
hearted and zealous adventurer in every pro- 
ject of amelioration, — a man whose inteueot 
shone brightly through the ravages of physi- 
cal decay and the baneful influence of a dao^ 
dungeon, — whose upright and forgiving heart 
within a palsied frame, still beat hich with 
an undying devotion to his country, idtbopgh 
he himself was reduced to hemsy bytl»t 
sdf-same government, and wiu an ingrati- 
tude which defies all portiayal, finally he- 
headed. His fame is ever-enduring, ana will 
brighten forever. Possibly Ribaiilt's eyes 
rested upon the coast of Georgia, as he sou^t 
some suitable location for C^igny's Frendi 
Huguenots. The first permanent settlement, 
hower, established in this State, was that un- 



SKETCHIS OP CffiORGlA. 



W 



dor General Jamas O^ethorpe, in January, 
17Sd. The colonists landed at Yamaoraw 
Bknffj deeming it the most healthy and eon- 
▼enient situation. This received the appella- 
tion of Savannah, from the Indian natne of the 
riyer which flows by. General Oglethorpe, 
in speaking of the position of the colony, soon 
after its foundation, says : — *' Our people are 
all in perfect health. I chose the situation 
Sot the town upon % high ground, forty feet 
perpendicular above high-water mark; the 
soil dry and sandy, the water of the river 
firesh, and springs coming out of the side of 
thehilL I pitched upon this place not only 
Ibr the pleasantness <» the situation, but be- 
cnose from the above mentkmed and other 
aigBB, I thought it healthy ; for it is shdtered 
from the Western and Southern winds (the 
most in the country) by vast woods of pine 
trees, many of which are an hundred, and 
lew under seventy feet high " 

Tbe.last and fullest conviction of tbeheal- 
thfaiess of the place was, that an Indian n»- 
tiim who knew the nature of the country, 
ckoseit for their situation. Experience has 
clearly demonstrated the prudence and pro- 
priety of the choice. There is probably no 
dty on our south-eastern coast more flourish- 
ing, or which enjoys a greater deme of 
hMlth, than Savannah. It is an established 
ftetthat the earliest accounts rendered of any 
new plantation are always more or less exag- 
gerated. What more natural? £very ob- 
ject is novd, ; the imagination is taxed to its 
utmost capacities, and the emif;rant either 
revels in beatiflc visions of coming glorious 
tnecess, or shrinking from the prospect of fu- 
ture privations, laments the seventy of the 
undertaking and the miseries of his present 
situation. Should the balmy air of spring 
blow sofir over green-waving forests, should 
the starUed deer leap nimbly with its felk>ws 
over the luxuriant meadow, and joyously 
sport 

* Amid the ai>cleiit Ibreeto of a Innd, 
Wnd, gloomj, Ttrt, magnificently grnnd," 

should the fish dart swiftly through limpid 
waters, and Uie song-birds warble their soft 
notes in HnJced sweetness on the summer air, 
as it comes ladened with the perfume of flow- 
er and fruit, then, in rapture he is wont at 
OBoe to pronounce his new home a paradise 
on earth. At such a season, judging from 
the encomhims bestowed upon every object, 
and the entire scene, one mi^t readily sup- 
pose that the golden age of Ovid had again 
dawned upon a new world 

** Ver erat »icmum, placidlqae t^pentibtis aorli 
Vokcbaot fephyrt natm idne ramloe floret. 
Nos ettam frnges tdlos Inareta ferebat; 
N«e reoovatat ager grarldis cmnebat arlstis. 
TIOBlnB J«o lactia. jam flomina ntetariaibaat. 



I 



B«t, let the storms of winter dash the snow- 
flake against his rude cabin, — let the savi^ 
string his bow, and speed the feathered arrow, 
— let the jocund, merry face^of autumn be 
exchanged fi>r the wan and pale visage of him 
with the frosted locks, and he is immediately 
prepared to denounce the spot as the direst 
land on the globe. It is interesting, and of- 
ten equally amusing in after years, to exam- 
ine the onginal descriptions as presented by 
government agents, or by those who having 
recently landed, and hoping to find a perSeet 
Eldorado, indulge in the most extravagant 
portrayals of the beauties and the luxuriance 
of every object, even those highlv triviaL 
The poet, finding ample scope for the play <^ 
his imagination, has delighted to paint in 
glowing colors the future ^ry, the present 
attractions, and the capabihties of the youth- 
ful colony. The Hist<Mian also deriving his 
information from some casual observer or 
common report, endeavors to embody such 
floating images of ** ikr off life,'* and to im- 
press upon them the permanent stamp of 
truth to men at ordinary seascms, when their 
minds are calm and free from excitement; 
not a few of these attempts sav<»> of the ludic- 
rous. Mankind too often manifest a prefer- 
ence for the marvellous. A love of the won- 
derful invested with an air of novdty, has 
ever characterised our race. OreaUires of 
sympathy, many live only on the excitement 
of the moment, and readily lend an assenting 
ear to the relations of strange oocurrenoes, 
which their own limited personal experience 
will not enable them to contradict. In flM^, 
the charge brought by Demosthenes against the 
Athenians will apply to almost every nation in 
every age. Desirous of change, attracted by 
the glaring prospects of the future, multitudes 
will fbllow the goddess Fortune wherever she 
Uindly leads the way— will dwell with rapture 
upon the ideal creations of some heated imag- 
ination,— regard with deference the garnish- 
ed tale of some romance writer, — deem the 
sands iji new-found-lands as abounding in 
golden ore, and be willing to forsake in an in- 
stant the occupations and mediate inrofits of 
the present, in confident expectations of 
reaping sudden and rich harvests in the fu- 
ture. The die is often cast by the daringad- 
venturer, but the passage of theRubioon does 
not alwavs ensure the diadem of the imperial 
city. The apple of Sodom hangs fair and 
beautiful from the green bough, but it crum- 
bles into dust and corruption upon the lips of 
him who would taste. Pure water in abund- 
ance surrounds the parched Tantalus, but 
before he can quench that burning thirst, it 
has idl vanished, and the arid earth mocks 
his missry. History fhmishes meoKHrable 
examples of bright hopes unrealised, of pres- 
ent advantages completely lost invainpor- 
soitofimagiiiedgainsintna latQie. AinoDg 



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BIZARRE. 



the mvaj Adyentoroas bands seeking their 
fiirtiiikes m this Western World* not a few 
proni|yted by de«rv8 and expectations of real- 
inng unmense'gains, were sadly disappointed. ' 
Why came De Soto and his six hundred caya- 
liers, — ^the knight in glittering array of bur- 
nished armor ,--the Castilian buoyant in hope { 
and dftd in silken robes ? Was it for religious i 
liberty ? The court and camp of Spun were | 
at that time eminently Catholic. Was it in 
order to humanise and christianize the na- 1 
tives ? Let those dark deeds amid the la- i 
goons of Florida, and the fires of Mavila res- 1 
pond. Far from all this. Regardless of the 
distinctions of honor and the endearments of 
home, they rallied around a standard sui^)ort- 1 
ed by that hero who had himself shared in 
the spoils of Peru, in ocmfident expectation of 
discovering beyond the seas that elysium of 
bliss where wealth abounded in wild profu- , 
sion, and purling brooks imparted an immor- 1 
tality. They were animated by an ardent | 
desire fiw gold, as unrestrained as that spirit i 
which inspired the breasts of the crusaders, 
unrelenting in its pursuit, deaf to the voice 
of mercy, blind to the cautions of judgment. I 
Were these gorgeous anticipations realized? 
Let that lurid glare illuminating the dark 
forests, — ^let the savage war-hoop of the In- 
dian, as with one hand he applies the burning 
tordi to the tent, and with the other smites 
the t«rroir-stri<^n ^Muiiard to the ground, — 
let that dull, g^my, heart-rending plunge 
into the depths of the Mississippi, — kt the 
hiDt and side murmurs of those dying along 
the banks and upon the bosom of that river, 
reply. Despite the sad example thus pre- 
sented, and osiers of a similar character, the 
golden spoils of Peru, and the apparently in- 
exhaustible wealth of Mexico, had flashed 
forth before the eyes ei the dd worid like a 
piUar of fire; on the one hand encircling every 
daring scheme with a halo of glory, on tlie 
other, obscuring every difiiculty and danger. 
Every possibility of foilure being thus pre- 
cluded, resistless desires were awakened to 
behold the magnificence of America, and 
reap a share of her treasures. It is surpris- ! 
ing to what an extent this spirit of Uind ad- 1 
venture, — this ardent longing after sudden | 
wealth, ccmduces to the peopling of newly ' 
discovered regions. Many deeming them | 
lands of pleasure, as affording reUef from the | 
responsibilities and necessary exertions of; 
thmr present occupations, eagerly seek their j 
diores. With what feelings of pride do we ' 
look back upon the origiiud settlers of our | 
OQuntry, attracted hither by considerations of | 
a fitf Ingher, purer, and more honorable char- 
acter than those which we have just now been { 
noticing. Those noble few who first pressed 
Plymouth Rock, sought a land where they 
might worship the God of their fethers, un- 
trammeUed by the oeremoDies of the Englidi 



Churdi, and the burdensome impositions of 
an aristocratic deray. Fr§edcm to worMf 
Qod, and Uherty of conscience, were Hie two 
great principles emblazoned on their banners. 
The Colonists of Jamestown desired amid the 
(dains of Virginia that liberty and equalitf 
which they had long found so incompatible 
with the severe restrictions «id royal preroga- 
tives of the mother country, — that li bo-ty a^ 
terwards so nobly defended and supported by 
a Henry and a Jefierson, — not to mention 
him whose very name is the waehword cfhk* 
erty. The original settlers of Georgia were 
men who could brave the dangers of the sav- 
age and the inhos^ntable vrelcome of a coast 
rough with dark forests and tanked swamps, 
in order to establish and enjoy <^inion8wfak;h 
they could never with safety entertain 00 
long as they remained vrithin the immedttle 
jurisdiction of England. Here was planned 
an asylum and a new destiny in America, 
" where former poverty would he no reproach, 
and where the simiAidt^ of piety could in- 
dulge the spirit of devotion, wi^ut fear of 
persecution from men who hated the rebuke of 
its example.'' 

The common seal of the corp<»«tion bore 
on one side a group of silk- worms at their 
toils, with the generous motto, *' non sibi^ $td 
afets," — thus expressing the difinteresttd 
purposes and designs of the patrons. On the 
other side, the device represented two fignreS 
reposing on urns, while between them stood 
the genius of Georgia with a cap of libeity on 
her head, a spear in one hand, and a cornuco- 
pia in the other. So illustrious were the aus- 
pices of the design, that hope at once painted 
brilliant visions of an Eden that was to spring 
up and reward the ardor of such disinterest 
ed benevolence. Georgia was intended as the 
place of refiige for the distressed people of 
Great Britain, and the persecuted of Europe. 
The disabilities of villeini^ were here ex- 
changed for the high prerogatives of freemen. 
The faint heart of a de facto bondman was 
left far behind at the manor of his lord, and 
be here received another from this new land, 
of firmer mould, abounding in nobler fedings, 
more exalted hopes. Divested of those bur- 
densome demands of a superior in the eyes of 
the law, no longer the villein of England, the 
boor of Denmai%, or the traal of Swed«i, he 
could now stand with open brow and <^ right 
among the noUest of the land, and feel tw 
sensation of equality and fraternity so dear to 
the American heart. He could look upon Ub 
son and cxultingly feel that for him hence- 
forth there should be no taunts of ^e onpras- 
sor, no lips of scorn to utter wwds or con- 
tumely and approbrium embradng the partner 
of his bosom, he could j<^fully dedare tlmttiie 
hated epithet of Ndfe was removed, that the 
lash of a brutal lord could no longer be raised 
with impunity,-— and then with pride regard- 



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ing the broad and comprehensiTe foundations 
of his gorenunental policy, as jet in embryo, 
confidently expect that the revelations of the 
fntufe would bring to light still more complete 
and glorioua representatives of national hon- 
or. The constitutional arch of Georgia is sup* 
ported by three enduring columns : — Wisdom^ 
Justiee^ Moderation. It is quite entertaining 
in the present day to examine the various 
descriptions of the country and its natural 
resoorces, prepared during the first years of 
the colony, wi^ a yiew, no doubt, of attract- 
ing emigrants and advancing the plantation 
IB roval &Tor. For example, in a pamphlet 
which appeared in London, in 1733, entitled 
** A new and accurate account of the Provin- 
ces of South Carolina and Georgia,'* we find a 
most favorable impression of the country, 
conveyed thus: — ''The air of Georgia is 
healthy, being always serene and pleasant, 
never subject to excessive heat or cold, or 
sodden changes of the weather. The winter 
la regular and short, and the summer cooled 
by refireshing breezes ; it neither feels the 
cutting north-west winds the Virginians 
complMn of, nor the intense heats of Spain, 
Bartory, Italy and Egypt. The soil will 
produce anything with but very little cul- 
ture : all sorts of com yield an amazing in- 
crease,— one hundred fold is the common es- 
tiinate, although the husbandry is so slight 
that they can only be said to scratch the earth 
and merely cover the seed. All the best sorts 
of cattle and fowls are multiplied without 
nomber, and therefore without price. " After 
eoBlinaing this strain of eulogy for some 
timey the author finally concludes in the 
foUowing words : — ** Such an -air and soil can 
only be described by a poetical pen, because 
thare is no danger of exceeding the truth ; — 
therefore, take Waller's description of an Is- 
land in the neighboriiood of South Carolina, 
to give you an idea of this happy climate : — 

■"TlM Sptring wblob bat mlutes us bwe. 
lahftUU there, and oonrtt Umob aU tlM ytar; 
RJpefridt and Uomohm on tho mote int> li?e^ 
AtoBM they promiM wb»t el once they gWe. 
So eweet th« air, fo noderste the oUme» 
Heme sickly lives, or diee befbre his tlme^ 
Beavea sure has kept this spot of eerth unennt, 
To Aov bow mU thiDiOi were oreeted iUft" 

Add to this floral picture of an American 
terrestial paradise the fact that the Indians 
would furnish any quantity of fine deer at six 
pence sterling, and wild turkeys weighing 
forty pounds for the small consideration of 
two pence : that land was so abundant that it 
was freely given away, and the soil so fertile 
that it produced almost spontaneously all the 
necessaries of life, and you will readily per- 
ceive the reason why those who once visited 
thaeoloay never, or least, seldom, expressed 
a deore of leavinc the attractive spot. Never 
was heard from ^plantation of Georgia such 



a doleful lamentation as this; — <'Our drink 
is unwholesome water, our lodgings castles in 
the air ; were we as free from all sins as from 
gluttony and drunkenness, we might be can- 
onized for saints." The truth is, that al* 
though the descriptions of Georgia may have 
been exaggerated, and somewhat clothed in 
the bright c(4ors of fWicy, still, the actual ap- 
pearance of the country must have been pre* 
possessing, and the abundance of its resources 
very gratifying to him, who. perchance at his 
own frugal board in his former home, bad 
never felt his appetite completely satisfied. — 
The extended forests presetted an air of ex- 
panaon entirely novd to the eye aocustomed 
to the fitrm and grove of a few acress. The 
luxuriant under growth and tall tree, in all 
the virgin beauty of the one, and manly maj- 
esty of the other, attracted his attention, and 
encouraged a firm belief in the extreme feir" 
tilitPT of the soil. A Bjpint of freedom pervad- 
ed his breast as he tmreaded the dark mazes 
of these woods, or chased the swift deer with- 
out fear of game, laws and foresters. He 
could now exercise ad libitum those privileges 
which were allowed only to the nobles of other 
lands. He now needed no sanction of law, 
granting commons of pasture, Piscarry and 
Estrovers. The vegetation, the entire aspect 
and advantages of this Southern dhne, must 
have struck the beholders with wonder and 
delight. The phenomena of nature w^^ here 
displayed in greater perfection than he had 
ever beheld them. Tne terriUe wrath of the 
thunder-storm, — the dark recesses of the mat* 
tied swamps, — ^the endless variety of birds, — 
the number of wild animals and reptiles,— 
the rude dwellings, habits, customs and wor- 
ships of the sons of the forest, — all these 
were novel, and possessed powerful attne- 
tions. But it is time thi^ we should dcetch 
Georgia as she is. Leaving her then, as she 
appemd in 1733, we proceed to present soms 
of those features whicn she now exhibits. 

THE EVILS OF SOCIETY, 

FOUBTH PAPER. 

How to destroy Rowdyism. 

The newspqier accounts <^ the manner in 
which the seventy-seventh anniversaiy of our 
national independence was odebrated in our 
city and its vicinity : as well as in other oit* 
ies and towns of our oountry, should be sufil* 
cient to oonvinoe every one, who feels any in* 
terest in the prospenty of our country and 
the progress of repulican institutionB, of the 
necessity of some measores caleolated to iai^ 
prove tl^ pubMc morsis. 

NiunsroBS editorial remarks and oommirai* 
oatioBS in the papers, rikow Uiat, to some a- 
tent, the pobUe are awaie of Uie axislSDOO of 



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tbeae nMmstroos evils ftnd their rapid growth ; 
but no practical remedy for them is proponed. 

In one of these articles, it is said that 
'< nothing has been done to prevent these evils, 
except, in the way of education." And in an- 
other it is said that the great fault of Ameri- 
can education is in bestowing too much atten- 
tion upon the development of the intellectual 
faculties, &c." 

Here are some of the errors, under which 
the people of our country labor, and which 
are greatly in the way of any improv^nent. 
Our system of public education is entirely in- 
efficient. It does not educate the people. And 
there is not enou|^h attention paid to the de- 
veloping of the intellectual faculties. -The 
rowdies who disgrace our city by ruffian 
flffhts and brutal indulgences: are not those 
whose intellectual faculties have been too 
much developed : but they are persons en- 
tirely devoid of any mental or moral culture. 
They are not educated at all, and that is the 
reason they are rowdies. 

We say that our present system of public 
instruction is entirely inefficient. Inefficient 
inasmuch, as it does not improve the public 
morals ; which are far worse now than they 
were befi>re our public schools were establish- 
ed. 

What is education good for, if it does not 
improve the public morals ? The reason why 
our system of public schools does not improve 
the public morals, is that it does not develop 
the mental fiiunilties. Intellectual and moral 
onlture go hand in hand ; but our system of 
public inatruoti(m has very little if any more 
intellectual, moral or aesthetic culture in it. 

The fact that ruffian violence and rowdvism 
exist to sudi an extent as they do, and in- 
crease as they do, may be taken as evidence 
that our school system is utterly inefficient ; 
that the great mass of the children of our city 
grow up without any proper education. 

A few of the ^oung men of our city are 
educated in *'hieh school." Do these be- 
come rowdies? No. And why not? amply 
because they are educated. Do those educat- 
ed in the tlmversity become rowdies? Do 
those who are really educated anywhere, find 
amusement in burning houses to get up a 
fight : or in catching a single person and mal- 
treating him because he nappens to be one 
aad they are twenty ? — ^No. 

Then we may find a remedy for these evils, 
give every child a ** high scbcxd" education, 
and rowdyism will be greatly lessened if not 
entirely suppressed. Peiiiape it will be said, 
'* this cannot be done, the expense would be 
too great." Then it is manifest that the sys- 
tem is defeotire. But a few can be taught in 
the high school, and these are generally the 
bri^Uest boys. Those who give teachers the 
least trouble, while those of duller wits, and 
who consequently require the most careful 



teaching, are left to be taught by the poorly 
paid anS overtaxed subaltci-n. In another re- 
spect our system is defective. The " High 
school" only gives instruction to such as are 
not required to labor for their support. And 
as the great mass, when old enough to be ad- 
mitted to such a dcfaooU have to work fer 
their subsistence, it offers no advantages to 
them. It thus itakes, in effect, an invi- 
dious distinction between rich and poor, 
which is discouraging to the latter. A jnMc 
hift;h school should be an evening scfaooL 
There are many other defects in our pnblie 
school system : but it is not our purpose at 
this time to point them out. 

We wish to show what education dxNild 
do and what it is practicable for a system of 
public instruction to do. 

1. The first instruction <tf children should 
be of a kind, calculated to create a lore of 
learning. 

Children cannot find pleasure in commit- 
ting lessons to memory which they do not 
understand. Where a child is really learning 
— that is receiving new ideas, — ^it is always 
gratified. 

Children can understand thinf^ befbre they 
can knotp letters, and they should not be re- 
quired to learn by rote, what they do not un- 
derstand. 

In primary schods there should be nothing 
like punishment ; nor any unneccessary re- 
straint. And children should not be k^t in 
a school longer than they desire to be toere. 
The school room should be made a pleasant 
place and then children would love to be in 
it. But while we make a penitentiaiy of it, 
it is no wonder that children regard it with 
loathing. 

The subject of punishment in schools was 
submitted to a committee of *'sage g^ve 
men," in the city of Baltimore a few years 
ago, who, after deliberation and discussion, 
reported that it was impracticle to preserve 
order in the schools without the rod. As we 
live in a progressive age, it will perhaps be 
found in a little time that *' chains and a dun- 
geon" are equally necessary, 

2. Education should cultivate a taste for 
what is beautiful in nature and in art. 

There are few children who have not a 
penchant^ if not a talent for something, in art 
or in science. A love of music is idmost uni- 
versal, man^ children show, by their rude ef- 
forts to depict objects, a fondness for drawic^, 
all children are fond of pictures. It shookl 
be the aim of education to develop and culti- 
vate whatever powers a child m^ possess: 
but to do this, would require a different kind 
of teaching from what we have in our puhtie 
primary s^iods. 

Children cannot be educated mechanically. 
The teachers of primary schools should M 
persons of intelligence and education ; fond 



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of teftchiDg : and should not have too many 
chndren to teadi, in order that proper atten- 
tkm might be given to each individual. 

3. Education should furnish agreeable 
amusements, to children such as would enable 
them to pass their leisure time pleasantly and 
profitably. 

4. Education should stimulate an honorable 
ambition to improve. Not to gain a victory 
at the expense of a less fortunate rival ; but 
tlie prize should be placed within the reach 
of every one, who will use proper energy and 
industry to win it. Some are less favored by 
nature than others, and the dullest intellects, 
are those which require the greatest stimu- 
lants. 

5. Schools of the highest order should be 
opened to the poorest youth ; and at such 
tunes as will suit his convenience, so that 
poverty should be no bar to any who may feel 
an ambition to learn. 

6. Education should cultivate the moral 
aensibilities, and excite an honorable ambi- 
tion in the mind of youth. A desire to do 
right and refrain from wrong, because it is 
hoDoraUe and manly to do so. 

** Tbft fear 0^ bell'a a hanfmAn*! whip, 
To hand the wretdi to order: 
But where 7011 fral yoor honor gripe, 
Let that aye he your horder." 

There is pride enough in the heart of every 
boy in our community, to make a decent man 
of him, if it be properly directed. 

7. Females should be better educated than 
they now are. 

Women are neccessarily the first teachers 
of children, and when ignorant and unrefined 
they make very bad teachers. When proper- 
ly instructed they make the best instructors 
of young children. Where women are well 
educated the men who associate with them 
will not be ruffians. 

The trite proverb so often quoted, 

** Joft ae the twig is hent, the tree's lacllned." 

is as true now as ever it was. 

I No intelligent person can doubt as to the 
the powerful innuence of proper education 

' upon the manners, feelings and character of a 
people. 

I It will perhaps be said that it is not practi- 
Ue to give a good education to every child 
in the community, because of the great ex- 
pense. Under the present abortive system 
we admit that it is. 

But with a better system. With a system 
that would combine instruction with amuse- 
ments. 

The amusements of the people might be 
made to pay much of the expense of their ed- 
ucation. 

We believe that institutions might be es- 
tablished which would aSbrd attractive amuse- 
ments to the whole community, which would 



instruct old as well as young persons, which 
would cultivate a taste for science, literature 
and arts, afford recreation fbr the young and 
keep them out of mischief, without taxing 
property at all. 

In our next article we design to offer a plaa 
of an institution, which we ^lieve with pro- 
per management would bring order out of 
chaos, and turn the very elements of disorder, 
which now dismce our city, into the means 
of security and protection. 

RES CURIOS^E. 

— We continue our extracts from the JEsctA' 
Utpian Refristeu in our last. As we stated a 
paper published in this city some thirty or 
forty years ago, and edited by an association 
of savans. 

A correspondent thus gravely suggests the 
introduction of hogs as street scavengers : 

*' It is of importance to our city to derive 
advantage from the experience of others, in 
every piuiicular in which health is concern- 
ed. I nave therefore read with pleasure some 
remarks in the N. Y. Daily Advertiser relat- 
ing to the cleaning of the streets in Boston. 
Now, although I adopt the sentiments therein 
for the most part, I cannot acquiesce fully in 
what is stated against the permission of hogs 
to run at large : because, although fuUy per- 
suaded of the necessity of two*le^;6d scaven- 
^rs, with scrapers, brooms,^., yet, as it is 
impossible that they can always be in every 
part of the city, much offal mattef must ne- 
cessarily be accumulating before a repetition 
of their visit. Unless, indeed, a sufficient 
number could be daily employed, the offals 
must either accumulate in our houses, or be 
thrown out into the public streets and alleys ; 
a measure infinitely oetter than the first ; for 
exposed thus to view, they are more likely to 
be removed by those paid for the purpose, 
than if left concealed in cellars to which they 
have not access. 

During our warm months, when vegetable 
putrefaction almost inmiediately takes place, 
amidst the vast amount of pea-sheUs, melon- 
rinds, and other articles of like description, is 
it not better that we should have an mterme- 
diate description of scavengers, such as hogs, 
which, if not the best, at least do immense 
good, by speedily removing a large part of 
those perishable materials, which would be- 
come offensive in a few hours. 

To allow an indiscriminate range of the 
swinish multitude, is not my wish : on no ac- 
count would I permit the rriaUs to run abroad, 
for reasons that need not be pointed out : but 
a sow with a number of young ones, will, 
without any offence to our feelings, quietly 
pursue their wajr, and devour so much of this 
dangerous material as to leave little to be act- 



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ed <m by the heat of the weather, and oonse- 
quently diminish greatly the labor of the 
scaTenger himself. 

It is a mistake, I think, to assert that 
hogs do mischief, with the restriction above 
mentioned. Within a period of more than 
twenty years, I remchnber bat two or three 
instances, and these probably owing to the 
worrying of dogs, by which they are driven 
to a rapid flight ; mr, of themselves, it is 
su£Sciently obvious they are peaceable enough. 
I have heard it objected that they injure the 
streets by rooting up the stones ; it is impos- 
sible they can do this when the stones are 
properly fixed ; and if they occasionally de- 
tect wluit escapes the eyes of our street com- 
missioners, we should rather thank them for 
thus pointing out the necessity of immediate 
repair." 

This communication draws out a correspon- 
dent on the opposite side, whose article ap- 
pears in the foUowing number. He says : — 

" The article which advocates the proprie- 
ty of permitting hogs to nm at large in our 
city, upon the ^unds that they are good 
scavengers, merits a reply, and, with your 
permission, I will offer two or three reasons 
why those creatures, of neither sex, should 
be allowed to range the streets. They do not 
remove entirely the offals thrown from our 
kitchens. Pea-shells, one of the articles enu- 
merated by your correspondent as a nuisance, 
and which they consume, is not removed by 
them. They chew it only, and then leave it 
where they found it. They breed most abun- 
dantly that terrible tormenting vermin, the 
flee^ — they wallow in the gutters, — ^go on the 
pavements, rub their mud<ty sides against our 
oeautiM white marble steps, not unfrequent- 
ly dash against a lady who may happen to be 
in their way, soiling, and very often utterly ru- 
ining her dress ; and worse than all, deposit 
unceremoniously at your very door, what is 
most disgusting to the eye, and offensive to 
the sense of smelling. These evils have been 
already much complained of, and are, accord- 
ing to my notion of decency and propriety, 
insufferable in a large and populous city like 
Philadelphia. Men are the best scavengers, 
they make no unseemly deposits in their 
walks. 

It is not a ftu^ that swine are altogether 
harmless. They have been known to seize 
upon young children with the view of devour- 
ing them ; and it is not ten days since an oc- 
currence of this sort took place in the neigh- 
borhood of Ninth street. For these reasons, 
Messrs. Editors, I protest against rendering 
our beautiful city aconunon sty." 

We think anti-hog has the argument decid- 
edly with him. The Editors, however, en- 
tertain somewhat different opinions, as ap- 
pears from the remarks in which they indulge. 
Hear them : — 



*' Professing, as we do, in oondQctipg^ the 
j iEsculapian Register, to have solely in Tiew 
the wel&re of the oommonity , we are do &rtli- 
I er interested in the subject of hogs as scaven- 
, gers, than we conceive warranted by &ot8. — 
I Althou^ advocating, probably, an unpopn- 
I lar opinion in this respect, we are not the kn 
i satisfied of the justice of those remarks ia 
our first number, which have elicited the pre- 
ceding observations. We shall merely reinaTk 
as to the above, and others of a similar vm- 
dency, which we have received, that the an* 
thors argue against the use, from the i^bme 
of the thing : and that by proper regulatiatts 
as to age and sex, all thB terrible exposi- 
tions of the danger of hogs may be set at 
rest. 

That hogs do not eat up oS the offids 
thrown into the streets, is granted ; no dkMibt 
they are epicureans tn fAetr troy, and wilL 
when practicable, make a selection of a 6o» 
bovehe ; — but if our correspondent had par- 
ticularly observed the hoes in eating pea- 
shells, he would have seen uiat they squeezed 
entirely the soft and pulpy part from the in- 
ner stringy portion, and r^ected only this, 
which is less liable than before, to fermenta- 
tion and putrefaction, and consequently less 
injurious to the public health. 

That these animals breed flees is true ; but 
so do dogs and cats ; animals more domesti- 
cated, and therefore more liable to ccmununi- 
catc such unwelcome visitors. 

We pity greatly the ladies who have been 
80 unfortunate as to have their dresses iniur- 
ed by such untutored beasts; all of them 
have not the benefit of education, it is true, — 
and in this respect we must be satisfied to 
take them as they are, even if the washeoro- 
man cannot retrieve their misdoings. 

That th^ occasionally commit those inde- 
cencies noticed by our correspondent, is, alas, 
true! but do not horses, dogs, Sx., do the 
same? and why, then, should they not be 
prohibited our streets and pavements? let not 
the hogs be enabled to say, ** An Englishman 
may steal a horse, whilst an Irishman dare 
not look over the hedge." 

We regret the extreme sensibility of oor 
correspondent's olfactory nerves ; mit reaBy, 
for ourselves, we think no smeU more fumseoccs, 
offensive and dangerous, than that of vegeta- 
bles in a state of putrescency, and which we 
are desirous the hogs should be permitted to 
devour. 

As to their danger, how few instances of 
this can be adduced, compared with that from 
dogs, either from simple tearing or bitii^ aa 
in£vidual, or by beinff the source of, numer* 
ous cases of hydrophobia ? How many po^ 
sons are endangered and killed by horses ?---^ 
short, how many sources are there not in ev* 
ery street, of danger and destruction! If 
limitations are put upon hogs, as to age aad 



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soSt we win T0ii(xure stiU to «ffinD, they will 
be Tery peftce^ble uid indefotigable scaven- 
gers : and we therefore join firmly in senti- 
raent as to their utility, with the writer of 
theilrBt commnnioation on the subject — Ed." 
-'Thoe are many curious articles on ** Yam- 
liyres." about as big a humbug as Spiritual 
E^pingism, and 3ret fully as well backed up 
by erideoce. A correspondent extracts much 
touching the subject from a work of the Rer. 
Aug. Odmet, entitled " Dissertations sur les 
apparitions des anges, des Demons et des Es- 
prit& Bt sur les Ravenaus et Vampires, de 
Hoagie, de Boheme, de Moravie et de Sielsie." 
Obsenre :— 

'* Speaking of the apparitions or ghosts 
which were so common formerly in Moraviat 
he says, * I was told by the late M. de Vassi- 
rocBt, Counselor, Ac. that having been sent 
into Moravia by bis late royal highness, Leo- 
pold I., Duke of Lorraine, on business of his 
bother. Prince Charles, Bishop of Olmutz 
and Osnabnich, he was informed by public 
report that it was common in that country to 
see men some time deceased, appear in com- 
pany, and St down at the table with persons 
of their aoquaintance, without speaking, but 
podding to SMne one, who infiUlibly died with- 
in a few dajTS. The fact was confirmed to 
him by many, and by an old curate anKmg 
others, who said he had witnessed it more 
than once. 

The bishops and priests or the country con- 
salted Rome respecting this extraordinary 
fiiet, bat no answer was returned, because it 
was apparently considered as the mere result 
of poprnlar ima|;ination. They afterwards 
concluded to disinter those who thus return- 
ed, aaid bum, or otherwise destroy, their bod- 
ies. After which, said the good priest, they 
were delivered ttarn the importunity of these 
spectres, which are now much less frequent 
than fiarmerly.* 

>^ * These apparitions gave rise to a little trea- 
^^uae entitled Mt^a posthuma, by Charles 
Ferdinand de ScEertz. The author relates, 
that in a certain village, a woman dying, was 
buried as usual, with all the necessary rites. 
Foot days after her death, the inhabitants 
heard a great noise and tumult, and saw a 
spectre, that appeared sometimes as a dog, 
sometimes as a man, not to one person, but to 
many, and giving them severe pain, squeez- 
ing their tlvoats, and pessing on their stom- 
adns nearly to su£focation. It bruised almost 
evety part of them, and reduced them to such 
a state of debility, tiiat they became pale and 
emaciated. It even attacked animals, the cows 
being fimnd thrown down and half dead, 
sometimes it tied them together by their tails. 
They expressed the piun they felt by their 
bellowtng. Horses were seen overpowed with 
fiitigue, in prDfuse sweats, heated, out of 
brcttk, and roaming as after a long and pain- 



fill race. These disasters oontinued several 
months. 

The auth(»r mentioned, examined the afiair 
as a lawyer, and reasons much respecting it, 
and asks, supposing these vexations and mis- 
fortunes arise from the person suspected, 
whether we can bum her, as is done to the 
bodies of other apparitions who injure the liv- 
ing. He relates several similar instances, and 
the evils ensuing. A shepherd of the village 
of Blow appeared for some time, and calM 
certain pc^ns, who died within eight days. 
The peasants dug up the body of the shep- 
herd, and fastened it to the ground by driv- 
ing a stake through it. In this situation the 
man laughed at them, and told them they 
were very good to give him a club to keep off 
the dogs. The same night he arose and 
frightened numbers by his appearance, strang- 
ling more than he had before done. They 
thwi delivered him over to the executioner, 
who placed him on a cart to carry him out of 
the village to bum him. The corpse scream- 
ed most mriously, shook his feet and huids as 
if alive, and when thev thrust stakes through 
him again he roared loudly, and discharged 
large quantities of florid blood. At length 
they burned him, and an end was put to nis 
appearance and his infestations.' " 

Monsienr Galmet's bump of marvellousness 
was evidently immense. We shall hereafter 
show other extracts from the articles on 
Vampires. 

— An extract from the Kentish Gazette^ of 
Sept. 13, 1796, is given, which speaks oi 
British porter as a '^ noxious draught," clos- 
ing up with the following doggerel there- 
upon: 

" No wonder, cries Ned, we are p<rfi>ODed by beer. 
If you look to the jirocefls of hope throuph th© year, 
Tls blabber and horr^^rt that roar up tbe plant, 
Which in brought to perfection by brimrtone yoB'll 

icraat. 
Bat tbe brewer not finding them nauaeooa enough. 
Adds Coccuhia^ Indicus, Quania and Snu^J* 

— The old Nahant Sea Serpent comes in for a 
notice as follows: ^ 

** Much doubt has been entertained as to 
the existence of the Sea Serpent, which is said 
to have been seen so repeatedly in our north- 
em waters. Why this should have been the 
case, under the existence of aich a crowd of 
respectable witnesses, we have to learn : and 
still less can we understand why the truth of 
those statements have been ridiculed in so 
extraordinary a manner. Ridicule is not al- 
ways the test of truth, and perhaps the fol- 
lowing account of a similar animal may s^ve 
to substantiate the statements thus opposed 
without the slightest reason : 

'At a meeting of the Wemerian Natural 
History Society, (1808,) Mr. Peter NdU read 
the following account of the enormous Sea 
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the Orkney Minds a few weeks ago. The 
serncns marinus marpnus of Pontoppidan has 
hitnerto been considered as a fabulous mon- 
ster, and denied a local habitation and a 
name, by all scientido and systematic natu- 
ralists, who hare afifected to pity the credulity 
of the good Bi^op of Bergen. One of these 
monsters, however, has, i^ectuaUy to prove 
its existence, been heroic enough to wreck 
himself on the Orkney Idands. He came 
ashore at Rothesholm or Rogum bay, in Stron- 
Sfr, near to Shearers. It was 55 feet long : 
but its tail seemed to have been broken by 
dashing among rocks ; so it is calculated to 
have been 60 feet in the whole. Where 
thickest it might equal the girth of an Orkney 
horse. The head was not larger than a 
seal's, and had two spiracles, or blow-holes. 
From the back hung down numerous fila- 
ments, 18 inches long, (the mane described 
by Pontoppidan,) these filaments bear the 
most perfect resemblance to the silk worm 
gut, or Indian sea-grass used in trouting. — 
The monster had three pair of fins, or n^er 
paws : the first pair, five and a half feet long, 
with a joint at the distance of four feet from 
the body. Alas ! a tempest beat the carcase 
to pieces before men and ropes could be col- 
lected, and only a fragment (about 5 feet) of 
the back bone, uid a whole paw are preserv- 
ed. M. Laing, Esq., M. P., has got these, 
and 18 to send them to our University Muse- 
um, (Edinburgh.)" 

Here we take our leave of the J^culapitm 
Register^ until our next number. 



#ar ^ttlilj Gossip. 



— Philip m., King of Spain, having gnmted 
a general amnesty to a rebellious city, with 
some particular exceptions, a courtier inform- 
ed him of the place whM*e a gentleman was 
concealed, who had not been included in the 
amnesty. ** You would have done better," 
said that Prince, ^' to have told him I was 
here, than to inform me where he is." 
— A French author, on the Elements of Edif 
cation^ printed in 1640, says: — **I have a 
good opinion of a young gentleman who is 
careful about his mustaches. The time which 
he takes in combing and acyusting them is 
not all lost. The more attenti<m he pays this 
way, the more is his heart nourished and sup- 
ported with manly and heroic ideas." It ap- 
pears, in fact, that the love and pride of hand- 
some whiskers is the thing that died last in 
the brave men of those times. The Fn nch 
Mercury relates that '* while the executioner 
was cutting off the hair of the Count de Boule- 
ville, beheaded for duelling, in 1627, the 
Count stroked his whiskers, which were 
large and handsome : and the Bishop of Nan- 



tes told him« * You should think no more of 
this world, my son ; — what ! do you think of 
it still V " 

—Messrs. Henderson & Co., Arch and Foorth 
streets, have sent us ** Edgar Clifton." a nev, 
entertaining and useful stoiy, just jpublidied 
by the Appletons. The author is C. A. Ad- 
ams, and the work is very beautifully iUos- 
trated. Right and wrong are here fully po^ 
trayed with their opposite results, loumg 
and old may read this story with benefit. 
— Several new works await notice at our 
hands, among them ** Calmstorm the Reform- 
er, a Dramatic Comment," <* Pleasure and 
Profit," a series of short sUM-ies, by Mra 
Manners, &c, 

— Thb Tuokbb Familt in En^Umd had kog 
boasted of their founder's immunity in appw- 
ing covered in the presence of the Bntiab 
Sovereign, when, lo ! some disagreeable anti- 
quarian, (no doubt the counterpart of the 
amiable Mr. J. H. Graham,) grubbed the fol- 
lowing from the Harleian MS., No. 1160, &• 
Uo 60. 

" Copie of a Warrant of K, Henry VDI., 
whereby he gave licence to Stephen Tucker, 
Lamartyn, in co. Devon, gentleman, to weir 
his bonnet upon his head as well in his pret- 
ence as elsewcere : t. e. at Divine Service, and 
this in respect of certayne diseases and infirm- 
ities (perhaps scald head or leprosie,) attend- 
ing the said Mr. Tucker : dated 2nd July, aa- 
no regni 10. &c." 

It seems as if the descendants of the above 
Mr. Tucker thought the warrant above men- 
tioned to be a glorious mark of the King^s li- 
vor to their ancestor and family, when really 
it was only a liberty procured for him,that in 
such places where he (as well as his supeii- 
ors,) must otherwise have been uncovered, he 
might by wearing a bcmnet or cap hide a 
loathesome sight. 

An instance may be seen in the Harleian 
MS. No. 1856, of a like warrant to Bartholo- 
mew Hasketh, ** because of divers infirmities 
in his hede." ^ 

— Beppo says : — "We are no defenders of Mad- 
ame George Sand or of her doctrines ; hot 
could anything be more absurd than that a 
letter wnter in the N, Y, Herald should use 
such language as the following in reference 
to perhaps the most conspicuous woman be- 
fore the world. The helpless reader is in- 
formed by this fountain of knowledge, * that 
George Sand (known chiefly in the United 
States as the writer of a not(»rious novel call- 
ed *' Consuclo,") is a woman. She dresses in 
man's clothes, gives herself a masculine name 
— George Sand— and affects to be a man, and 
is so in all but her sex. 

This person has wntten a reoommendatovy 
preface to a French translation of ** Uncle 
Tom," and this person, with his (or bar) 
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recdre Mrs. B. Stowe in Paris, and make a 
HoQessofher.*" 

— Godbt's Lady*s Book for August, is already 
on our table, filled with its usual peculiar at- 
tractions. 



J^arrt amimg il^t |ttfe ^iroks. 



TXK AUflTRAUAN 0RU90ES 

— Wc have here a most remarkable story of 
Australian life: full of interest, but at the 
same time embracinfl; such an extraordinary 
woof of incident that we are inclined to 
consider it not altogether reliable. The author 
says be does not know what induced him 
after a loi^ and active life, passed for the 
most part in laborious but pleasurable occu- 
pations, to lay down the axe for the pen, and 
to write an account of his life in that coun- 
try. Perhaps leisure, perhaps a distaste for 
ennui, perhaps the garrulousness of old age, 
one €r the other was the cause. He thinks 
however he was actuated by a better reason, 
via., the desire to present a useful history of 
a settler's life and to show by his own instance 
•* how much may be accomplished by pru- 
dence, industry and perseverance. " He gives 
OS the story from the period when he was *' a 
sOTt of half-farmer,*' in the County of Surrey 
England ; carries us from thence to his em- 
barkation for Australia ; and thence, through 
the stirring adventures which he there en- 
oonnters. His capital was $1 150 ; to say noth- 
ing of a wife, four children, and wife's moth- 
er, feather beds, bedding, blankets, and linen 
in plenty. He sold his furniture or the bulk 
of it, being told that it would be many years 
before he could have a suitable place to put 
it in ; and that the money it would bring him 
woald be far more servicable. The fulvice 
was good, too, he found ; and he was as happy 
for many months sitting on the stump of a 
tree, with his wife opposite him on another 
stump, as if they had reclined on '« the soft- 
est solas of Lon^km." 

We give the writer's account of his arrival 
at Hobart Town ; which occurred Feb. 3d 
1817. He savs : 

** Hobart Town is the chief town or capi- 
tal of Van Dieman's Land, at the south end 
of the island. The new ideas which the words 
*norUi' and * south' conveyed in those parts 
confused me at first ; for, contrary to the im- 
pression which they convey in Europe, the 
north wind on the opposite side of the globe 
is the warm one, ana the south the cold one. 

* These warm north winds' and * these c(^d 
south gales' sounded oddhr, and it was some 
time before I got used to the expressions. The 
a^»ect of the new country was not encoorag- 



ing, and I fdt a little damped at first. All the 
oonntnr up the river, from Storm Bay Passage 
to Hobart Town, had a mournful, desolate 
appearance. The trees had a sombre look, 
and the grass was a dirty brown, excepting 
here and there a green patch, where i was 
tdd it had been recently burnt. It looked 
like tiie dose of autumn instead of the middle 
of summer, which it was, we arriving, as I 
said before, on the 3d of February, and the 
months of winter and summer being revers- 
ed here in this topsy-turvy place. A brown 
and dusky autumnal tint seemed to pervade 
all nature, and the place had a quiet, sleepy 
appearance, as if everything had been stand- 
ing still and was waiting for settlers to come 
and improve it. Mount Wellington, as the 
large high mountain, about four thousand 
feet high, is calkd, at the back of the town 
to the left as yoit go up the riyer, had a little 
cap of ^ow on its summit, which I have ob- 
served in summer several times since, but it 
seldom rem/iins more than a fow hours at that 
season of the year. The town had a strag- 
ding, irregular appearance; a pretty good 
house here and there, and the intervening 
spaces either unbuilt on, or occupied by mean 
little dwellings, little better than rude huts. 
It is to be borne in mind that I am speaking 
of Hobart Town as it was twenty-two years 
ago; since then, great changes have taken 
place, as will be found noted from time to 
time in my journal. One thing I can't help 
adverting to, and that is, the surprising num- "^ 
her of dogs that kept us awake for ;K>me 
nights after we arrived in the town with, 
their incessant barking. At that time every 
one had a kangaroo-dog who could contrive to 
keep one, and what with these and others, 
first one set up a growl, and then another 
caught it up, and he was of oourse answered 
from another part of the town, so that pres- 
ently hundreds of dogs, watdi-dogs, kanga- 
roo-dogs, and mongreto of all sorts and azes, 
all would set up such a barking and tearing, 
that we thought to be smre something drtad- 
fill must be the matter ; that the convicts had 
risen, or Uie natives had fired the town. We 
wished that all the dogs had their tails stuffed 
down their throats, to stop their noise. But 
we soon got used to this, like the apprentice 
that was lost, and found asleep in the copper 
that the workmen were hammering at 4Uit- 
side ; and t^erwards we found the value of 
the faithful and intelligent kangaroo-dogs in 
the wild-bush ; for their vigilanoe saved us 
all from being murdered by the natives, or 
perhaps bum^ to death, as I shall have to 
rdate in its proper place. Well, I did not 
care, at this time, for the statistics, as the 
term is, of the town or the colony ; I was too 
much taken up with my own statistics, and 
with arranging to settle ourselves on our land, 
and get out of the town, for we soon found 



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that our money would melt away very fast if 
wi staid there, and no return for it, every- 
thing hcing so dear. I paid Zis. p«r week 
for the wretched place that we got shelter 
in : as to going to an inn, of which there were 
one or two indifierent ones, of a public-house 
order » that would have been ruin indeed. 
Meat was 9d. and lOd. per lb : bread a lit- 
tle cheaper than in London : as to milk and 
butter, that we were obliged to ^o without." 

The author did not like all this : and lost 
no time in gettingready to retire to his land 
in the country. He says : — 

" I must own Icould not help feeling strange 
in a new country, where everything was so 
different from what one had been i^cd to at 
home ; and the difficulty of getting a female 
servant, and that a convict one, to hdp my 
wife with the children and the house, trifling 
as it may seem to speak of, troubled her sad- 
ly. I fdt very queer myself among the con- 
victs ; some with yellow jackets on, and some 
without, and all with a pecular look, as it 
seemed to me, vnth hero and there gangs of a 
a dozen or more working on the roads with 
chains on their legs, and making the place 
look, as I must confess, not very respectable. 
However, I had not expected to find plum- 
puddings growing on the trees ready betked, 
and beds of rose-leaves ready spread to lie on, 
as some did, so I plucked up heart, and set to 
work. My first care was to see all our goods 
and chattels safely landed from the ship, and 
properly housed in a store belonging to a m^- 
chant in the town. This I had to pay dear 
enough for. I was rather puzzled to know 
what to do with my money, in a land of con- 
victs, where every finger was a fish-hook ; 
but the governor allowed me to deposit it in 
the treasury. As it was ail in dollars, the 
weight was pretty heavy, more than I oould 
cany by mysdf ; and I said jokingly to my 
wife that I had sometimes read of the embar- 
rassment of riches, but that I had never felt 
it before. After all expenses of outfit and 
passage paid, I found myself in the colony 
with 3600 dollars in hand, being about £780 
sterling, having purchased the dollars in Lon- 
don at four sluliings and fourpenoe a-pieoe. 
With this sum I ha^ to set about establishing 
myself in the wilderness." 

We present an extract or two from the au- 
thor^s account of his departure for his farm : 

It is more than twenty-one years since I set 
out oa this memorable jonmey , but the whole 
scene is present to me as if it was an affair of 
yesterday ; and I remember well my sensa- 
tions at the sight of my wife perched on the 
top of a feather bed in a bullock^cart, with 
her old mother sitting beside her, and the 
children higgledy-pig^edy about her, enjoy- 
ing the novelty and the fun of being dragged 
by bullocks in a cart There was something 
80 droll in the set-out, and at the same time 



the oocasiofi was so serious, that my poor 
wife did not know whether to laushorx^ err; 
but the tumblings that the rou^mess of the 
road gave the children soon made them merry 
enou^, and their joyous mirth set the rest^ 
the iMkrty a-laughing, so that the journey was 
a merry one — in the beginning at least. The 
old lady sat very quietlv in her place, a little 
frightened, but resigned to herfatc. ^e own- 
ed, afterwards, that she never expected to get 
to the end of the journey alive by snch an 
outlandish sort of conveyance, and she was 
like to be right in her forebodings, at one 
time." 

On the journey he is joined by a man nam- 
ed Crab, who he had previously taken into 
his service and the whole party are finally 
lodged on his acres. His arrival at the aetr 
tlemcnt is thus given : — 

'* It was now noon. The sun was intensely 
hot, and we very tired, bullocks and all : hai 
we had arrived safe, and we felt in spirits. 
And here we were, our little party, alone in 
the wilderness. To the west there was no 
human habitation between us and the sea: 
and the nearest 8ettler*s residence was not 
less than eighteen miles. There was pastor* 
affe for sheep and cattle fbr scores and scores 
<M miles, and no one to interfere with them. 
But I had not yet a single sheep, nor a single 
head of cattle, except my eight working bul- 
locks. We turned them out to graze on the 
plain before us, through which ran the Clyde, 
then better known by the name of the Fat 
Doe River ; we had no fear of their straying, 
for they were tired enough with their jour- 
ney. The two men then set up the tents 
without bidding. 

I remember f sat on a &llen tree, with mr 
wife and children and her mother stretcbcii 
on the ground in the shade, for some time 
absorbed in thoughts of mingled pain and 

fleasure. Crab Imd strolled into the bosh, 
t was a brilliant day. There was a solenra 
stillness around that was imposing ; the sun 
shining glorously in the heavens, and the 
prospect around most calm and beautiftil. I 
felt melancholy. Thought crowded thick 
upon me. I had undertaken a vast task, to 
establish a home in the wilderness. The first 
stage of my enterprise I had accomplished ; 
through toil, and labour, and difficulty, and 
danger ; but I had accomplished it The first 
object was gained. I had reached the land of 
promise. I had taken possession of my land, 
and a noble domain it was. But what were 
the risks and difficulties that remained ? I 
felt fearful at the work before me. No help 
near in case of danger: no medical assistance : 
no neighbor. I looked at mv wife and chil- 
dren lying listlessly on the dr^ and parched | 
grass ; I lod^ around me. and tried to pene- 
trate into the obscurity of the future and 
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ireuT with trtvel, I insensiUy gave way to 
tbe feeling of lassitude which possessed us 
ill, and fell asleep on the grass. M^ wife 
would not have me wakened, hut taking on 
herself, without hesitation and without delay, 
the duties of a settler's wife, she silently 
gare directions for unloading the carts, and 
preparing our canvass house. The smaller 
tent she made the temporary storehouse fer our 
multifarious goods : the larger one was con- 
Terted into a general hedchamher for herself, 
her mother, and the children. The store tent 
was destined for me to sleep in. Two hoxes 
formed a tahle on the outside, and fitting logs 
of wood formed appropriate seats. A fire was 
kinfflied near the spot, and dinner got ready. 
It was quite an early setter's meal : boiled 
salt pork and damper, with tea and brown 
sagar, and rice for the children. All this was 
prepared while I slept. I was awakened by 
Crab, who had been absent about a couple of 
hours on his ex^oring expedition. 

** Holloa !" said he ; ** here's a pretty set- 
tler, to go to sleep while his wife works for 
him. Look here, IVe got something for you." 

I awoke at this, and felt quite refreshed 
And ready for action. Crab displayed a brace 
of wild ducks, which produced a general curi- 
osity among the party. Without stopping to 
ask questions. Crab prepared them for the spit 
after his way. But spit we had none, so we 
contented ourselves with throwing them on 
the hot embers, native fashion, and hooking 
than oat with the ramrod of one of our mus- 
kets. We distributed them among young and 
old in equitable proportions. I had brought 
up with me a five gallon cask of rum, rather 
in compliance with the customs of the colony 
than with my own inclination ; but on this 
occasion, and to do honor to the splendour of 
our repast of game, I served out a moderate 
ration of it, much to the satisfaction of the i 
two men, who were well pleased at the unex- 
pected libation. We soon got very merry, and 
at last felt so reconciled to our new position, 
tliat I caught myself proposing three-times- 
three to the success of the First Farm on the 
Fat Doe River. 

And now, having rested and refreshed, we 
alt began to bestir ourselves in earnest to our 
work. My eldest boy, Will, was set to watch 
the bullocks, to prevent their straying too far. 
The men busied themselves in erecting a sod 
hut for themselves about' a hundred yards 
from the tents. Crab got out the grindstone, 
fixed it on a convenient stump of a fallen 
tree, and prepared the axes. My first care 
was to put our fire-arms in order, and handy 
for use. I had two muskets with bayonets, a 
fowling-piece, and two pair of pistols, one a 
large pair of horse-pistols ; I had besides a 
yeomanry broad-sword and a hanger, so that 
we were tolerablv well armed. Crab looked 



grim at my warlike preparations, 

" Ah !" said he, " a pretty way of taking 
possession of a farm, with guns and blunder- 
busses, instead of ploughs and harrows. Well, 
to be sure : the niadness of the people to come 
to such a place as this to firiit with the na- 
tives and tne bush-rangers. However, as yon 
are here, I suppose something must be done to 
get a roof over your heads. I have found 
some capital timber not a quarter of a mile 
off, that would do to bu|ld a log-house. 
Toull find that the best thing you can do, is 
to house yourself comfortably ;— comfortably ! 
yes, pretty comfort there is in the bush ! we 
look very comfortable, don't we ? all idone in 
the wilderness, without a soul near us to help 
us, and not a drop of beer tobe had for love 
or money. • Well, as you have made your bed 
you must lie on it. You* are in for it for a 
while, and so I suppose you must make the 
best of it." 

With these appropriate and gratifying ob- 
servations, the cross-grained, but diligent 
Crab, furnished himself with the heaviest axe 
of the lot, and we went together, to the verge 
of the forest ; our encampment having been 
formed on a piece of ground nearly clear of 
timber. We eyed some hard looking gum 
trees for a little time, pausing to select those 
most fit for our purpose. 

" Now," said Crab, ** who is to strike the 
first stroke ?" 

'' That wiU I do," said I, and fetching a 
blow at a gum tree before me, struck my axe 
in the bark. 

'' Well done for a beginning," said Crab ; 
** here goes for another." 

At this he struck a sturdy blow on the 
other side of the tree, but without producing 
much impression. 

"Hard stuff this." said Crab. "I'm think- 
ing we have harder work before us than we 
thought for ! I wonder how long it will take 
you and me to cut down this tree ! but let us 
at him again." 

We chopped, and chopped, and sweated, 
and worked till we were fairly exhausted ; wo 
made a pretty decent gap on both sides, but 
the tree gave no intimation of coming down. 

*• This will never do," said I ; ** there must 
be something wrong here ; we must not be all 
day cutting down one tree." 

** Casting my eye on the axes that lay on 
the ^und, it occurred to me that the fault 
was m the tools. We had made use of heavy 
broad axes, which after experience taught us 
were quite unfit for felling timber. 

" There's something wrong in these axes,^ 
says I, " let's try the axes which I bought in 
the camp." 

They were much longer from hedge to heel, 
and much narrower, presenting not more than 
half the breadth of edge to wood. The first 



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cut showed tbeir goperiority. 

*♦ This is the wtide," said Crab, and with 
that he gave a flourish with his' axe in the 
air, and shivered (^ a prodigious slice of the 
obstinate gum-tree. We went at it merilly, 
and pres^tly the tree b^gan to shiver, and 
suddenly it ML down with a prodigious crash 
to the ground. 

"That's number one," said Crab, "and 
precious hard work it is, I must say. And 
this is what we have come to t'other side of 
the earth for! to cut down gum trees! A 
nice employment for middle-aged gentlemen, I 
must say. I'm thinking we might have had 
enou^ of this pleasure at home, without 
coming so fkr for it. However, every one to 
his mind. And now for the next, master. — 
Here is a good-looking chap; let's have a 
chop at him." 

** Let us try the saw," said I, " its ready 
set, perhaps that will do it easier." 

** Any way," said Crab, •* so long as we 
are amused. I take it. in about six months 
at this rate, we shall be able to get timber 
enough for a hut. But here's a nice breeze 

fot up. Oh, this is what they call the sea- 
reeze that comes in the afternoon ; but sure 
we are too far from sea to feel it." 

"Well, never mind where it comes from; 
it's too pleasant to be asked questions about. 
Upon my word, I thought it was rather 
warmish." 

The wind now rose so as to bend the branch- 
es of the trees, and its grateful coolness was 
unspeakably refreshing, after the sultry heat 
of the day. I saw the tents agitated by it, 
and the loose things on the grass dancing 
about, and the children merrily chasing them. 
But I found the breeze more than pleasing : 
it was a useful help in felling the trees, and 
we quickly took advantage of it. Cutting 
the side of the tree next to the breeze, we 
found that the force of the wind saved us half 
our labor, for the branches being full and 
thick in leaf, they presented such a hold to 
the wind, that a slight touching of them 
brought them down. In this way we felled 
eight trees, and gave the appearanceof a little 
clearing to that spot 

In the meantime the evening was drawing 
in, and the shades of night soon fell on us. — 
The men had raised the walls of their sod 
hut, and covering it over with branches of 
trees, they were content for the night. The 
bullocks showed no disposition to stray : so 
after seeing all things put in order, as well as 
the circumstsnces permitted, we disposed 
ouradves for rest. Crab insisted on keeping 
watch with musket and fixed bayonet : and 
with a cartouch box slung behind him, he 
made a most formidable figure. 

All was still : the stars were bright in the 
heavens, and I could distinguish the &mt 



outlines of the distant hills. It was long be- 
Ibre I oould compose myself to sleep. I w«« 
fall of thought and anxiety. I had eveiythiii^ 
to do; mine was really a beginning. The 
soil around me had not been disturbed by 
civilized man since its creation. The -wmmt 
wilderness seemed to have received os into 
its ample bosom, and to have closed aroand 
us, shutting us out from all coramunicatioD 
with humanity. We formed but a liule 
speck on the vast space of the uninhabited 
country. I endeavored to picture to myadf 
the future farms that mieht arise around os, 
and the coming of neighbors to cheer and 
strengthen us. But the reality waa too 

E resent and too strong to admit of the conso- 
itions of imagination. I felt committed to 
an act of doubt and difficulty. I revolved my 
past life in England, and wondered how may 
state of misfortune could have been urgent 
enough to induce me to embaik in so fearful 
an undertaki^ as that of a settler's life in the 
wilderness. But the very peril of my posi- 
tion served at last to nerve me up to the en- 
counter. I felt the deep responsibility of my 
position as a father of a youn^ family, and the 
nusband of an affectionate wife, who, by my 
act, had been conveyed from home, from rela- 
tions and from eaijy friends, to brave the 
risks and adventures of a settler's life. 

With the serious thoughts with which this 
contemplation inspired me, I lay down to 
rest, not without returning my grateful thanks 
to the Great Disposer of all events, for having 
arrived thus far with my family in health 
and safety, and entreating the Divine protec- 
tion and help in my solitary encampment ; — 
with such prayer I addressed mysdf to sleep 
to eathcr strength for the morrow." 

We shall perhaps give a second notioe of this 
book hereafter, wnen we shall rteume our ex- 
tracts. It is published from the En^ish edi- 
ion, and in very handsome style by Willis P. 
Hazard of our city. 

-THK BOVMOOO OF OREAT ^#f■^l 

— The Harpers of New York have juat pnb- 
lished a work with this title, got up in the 
well-known el^ant style of all their worka — 
It is a re-publication of an English work, and 
embraces matter which young people in par- 
ticular may read with profit and pleasure, 
and which is of interest to aU. Touth is truly 
the season of generous emotions, herdc impul- 
ses and high resolves, and reading how maav 
distinguished characters acted m boyhood, 
is decidedly profitable. The author says in 
his collection of authors, there is hardly one 
instance of a man, however highly gifted, 
and richly endowed by nature, who has risen 
to a conspicuous position, and filled a large 
space in the public eye, without the most as- 
siduous and dilligcnt devotion to his chosen 
pursuits. Could there be finer specicMiis on 



EDITORS' SANS-SOUCI. 



iliia point than Scott, Pope, Dr. Johnston, 
Oamung, Webster, WilbeHorce, Galileo, New- 
ton, Franklin, Nelson, Bonaparte, Davy, Han- 
del, Moiart, Lawrence, WUkie, Paar, Ghal- 
meni. Cooper and Andnbor ? All these, and 
many more, fonn the sabjeets of this yolome. 
It is handsomdy illostrated. 

NATIOMAl- PORTRAnr OAUL^RV. 

— This work is hastening to a conclusion, — 
two more numbers only remaining to be pub- 
lished. Since it changed proprietors, its man- 
agement is, if possible, worse than before. — 
Lives, that should have been re-written or re- 
vised, appear as they were first published 
twenty years ago. For instance : the fbllow- 
ii^ sentiments, which were partially true in 
1^, are not at all so in 1853. In the life of 
Governor Thomas McEean, it is said that 
*^ the extensive patronage of the Executive of 
Pennsylvania renders £e possession of that 
office essential to party ascendancy, and con- 
sequently the acauisition a^tates the com- 
monwealth with the most violent party ooih- 
motions." 

Every Pennsylvanian ought to know that 
the alterations of the constitution of Pennsyl- 
vania during the last fifteen years, have re- 
duced the patronage of the Governor of Penn- 
sylvania to a mere shadow of its former size. 
The Life of Gov. McKean does not tdl the 
whole truth. No one would learn from read- 
ing it that after being twice chosen Governor 
by the Republican pw^y, he deserted to their 
opponents because that party were unwilling 
to elect him for three years more. 

We are gravely informed that Mr. McKean 
was twice married: once in 1762 to Miss 
Mary Borden, of Bordentown, and in 1774 to 
Miss Sarah Armitage, of New Castle, Dela- 
ware. 

Very gross grammatical errors frequently 
occur tlm>ughout the " National " work. It 
must be carefully revised from a third edition 
before it can be pronounced a standard work 
for either our own citizens, or for foreigners. 



debitors' Sans-^outi. 



— The followine hints to those gentlemen 
and ladies who have had the misfortune not 
to learn French, may be usefbl to some of the 
visitors at Cape May, Newport and Saratoga: 

Bouquet is pronounced boo^kay, not 6o- 
kau. 

Soubriquet is pronounced so'bree'kay, not su- 
bree-iay. 

QtunriUe is pronounced kad-ril, not hwod' 
ril 

And the foUowin^^ may be usefid to sign- 
painters and advertisers : 
j Stationers sell stationery, not 8tatk>nary. 



MiUiners sell millinery, not millinary. And 
carpenters make joists, not joices In Broad 
street near thti Ridge Road is the sign vt a 
person who calls himself a joice turner, 

A builder in Philadelphia being asked for 
the plan of a house, said, *' If you will wait 
a few minutes I will bring you a pomegrax^ 
ate of it," meaning to say a pro^amme. 

Considering that the public schools of 
Philadelphia cost us upwards of $400,000 a 
year, it is strange that English Grammar is 
not taught in them. The following is a spe- 
cimen of the English to be heard at every 
comer of our streets : — 
" When did you see your brother, Tom ?" 
" I seen him yesterday." 
** Have you done all your work ?" 
" Oh, yes, — ^I done it before dinner." 
Some persons say, **I have saw the ele- 
phant" 

There is but one word in the English lan- 
guage that ends with double T ; namely, the 
wora butt, meaning, originally, a target : and 
now, metaphorically, an object of ridicule. — 
Therefore the auctioneers and othei*s who ad- 
vertise setts of chairs, sette of china, setts of 
books, &c., &c., for sale, are giving the type- 
setters unnecessary trouble. 
— The citizens of Boston, twenty years ago, 
erected an elegant monument over the remains 
of Josiah and Abiah Franklin : a gentleman 
of the same city is about erecting a monument 
to the memory of their son, and Powers, the 
American Sculptor, is engaged on a full 
length statue of the Philosopher and States- 
man, for some gentleman of New Orleans. 



TRKATY OROUNO. 

— The project of making a public square 
around Fenn's Treaty Ground, in Kensing- 
fon, has fallen through, — the owners asked 
too much money for it. It gives us pleasure 
to state, however, that that wealthy body, 
the Society of Friends, are thinking of buy- 
ing it by subscription. The income of this 
denomination resident in Philadelphia, would 
make the purchase. As Penn was the most 
distinguished professor of the doctrines of this 
society, thev have every motive to preserve 
the Treaty Ground of Shackamaxon from vul- 
gar uses. 

THE ORV«l"rAl- PALACS. 

— BizABRB visited the Palace last week, but 
everything was in a top^-turvy state ; too 
much so, to talk about. We shall go again 
one of these days, and then we will tell our 
readers all we see. The building itself is 
beautiful : the most unique and striking we 
have ever seen. Did it sit upon a rise of 
ground by itself, and without the miserable 
apologies for buildings which now surround it. 
it would present an indescribably splendid 

I appearance. But now — shanties and bad 
I brandy ! We have said eooogh. 



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— Continues open only the present week. 
The attractions are very great and the enter- 
prise thus far, has been crowned with bril- 
liant success Gen. Welch does things well, 
if he does them at all. He has at present, we 
may add, strong support in his advertizing 
agent, Mr. Richard B. Jones, who, we learn, 
accompanies the *»show" during its entire 
journeyings West, South and West India- 
ward- It will be absent for at least eighteen 
months, it is said ; a long time to wait for 
those who do not visit the Hippodrome the 
present week. 

— Col. Maubioe, our enterprising stationer 
friend, at lfi3 Chestnut street, continues to 
enjoy the best patronage of the mercantile 
class, and to deserve it moreover. The blank- 
books he has placed in the Crystal Palace, 
New York, attract great attention. 

— Fry 227 Arch street has a display of Ton- 
bridge- Wells ware in the Crystal Palace. He 
is rapidly preparing to go into his new store, 
opposite his present stand. 

— Mason removes the present week from his 
dd stand Ko. 48, to his new one 204 Chest- 
nut above Eighth. 

— Simes' Hock and Soda, they say, is very 
good, medicinally. Simes keeps the best of 
syrups — His fountains too produce about the 
most aerated water we have drank. 

FO«-rY-FIR«|-r -TRAOe SALK. 

— Our friends, Messrs. Thomas & Sons, are 
preparing a catalogue of their forty-first 
Trade Sale of Books, Stationery, &c., and it 
will be issued in the course of a few days. — 
The sale, as will be seen by advertisement in 
our pages, commences August 22nd, and con- 
tinues until September 3d. It will take place 
in the superb brown-stone building, iust erect- 
ed in Fourth srreet, by Messrs T. & Sons : a 
large hall, 52 feet wide and 150 deep, having 
been set iq>art for the purpose. The invoices 
embrace most valuaMe lists, and the sale will 
tinquestionably be the largest and most bril- 
liant we have ever had in Philadelphia. The 
invoices have steadily increased in amount 
since Messrs. T. & Sons commenced tiieir 
Trade Sales. Evidences of this may at once 
be gathered from the hci that thev in the 
outset only averaged about $75,0(>0, while 
the sale soon to be held, will reach the immense 
sum of $250,000. 

TMB OPERA. 

— At Castle Garden, New York, is trul^ 
grand. We have never had an3rthing in this 
conntry to surpass it. Steffenone however, 
creates quite as much excitement as Sontag. 
She never sang half so well. The Countess 



must look to her laurels. Steffenone rolls out 
an unbroken succession of pure rich notes ; 
the Countess is neccessarily obliged to hop 
over bare spots now and then as Sne ascends | 
or descends the scale. Still Sontag is decid- 
edly the greatest artiste who has ever visited 
us. 

PROFESSOR FERRAOAV, 

— Of London, says that table-moving is the 
result of involuntary muscular contraction : 
and the English papers, and editors who toady 
everything English in the United States, are 
making a great fuss about it Dr. Samud 
Jackson of this city, discovered the secret 
many months ago, and so stated to his class, 
it is said : therefore all the noise about Fam- 
day is ridiculous. 

n.LAJSTRATaO RECORD. 

— We have received the first issue of the 
Illustrated Record, puhM&hed by G. P. Put- 
nam & Ca, at the Crystal Palace New York. 
It embraces two numbers in one, and is an 
honour to the country as a work of art. The 
typography is beautiful, the illustrations are 
executed in faultless style, the paper is white 
and fine, and the matter is admirably con- 
ceived and expressed. A number, we leam, 
is to be issued every week during the contin- 
uation of the Exhibition. The directors could 
not have put their organ into better hands 
than those of Mesrss Putnam & Co. 

OMAROOAL. 8KSTO*-Ka 

— Messrs Getz & Buck, No. 4 Hart's Build- 
ings Sixth above Chestnut, have just issued 
a new edition of ** Charcoal Sketches" from 
the pen of the late Joseph C. Ncal. It is got 
out in beautiful style, and cannot fail to ex- 
cite a new demand for a work which hi^ al- 
ready commanded an extensive sale, and 
which is really one of the cleverest things of 
its kind in the language. The various 
sketches arc perfect pictures of life. It should 
be added that the book is handsomely illus- 
trated. 

THHE AOADBMV OF ARTO. 

— Our critical reviewer of the pictures lately 
exposed at the Academy of Fine Arts will 
pardon us for not inserting his second paper. 
A great press of copy having prior claims has 
excluded the article so long that, by the 
closing of the exhibition, it has at length lost 
its interest We hope to receive the profit of 
our critic's discriminating taste at the next 
exposition. 

KRAWF18H. 

— A number of tratch cases are every morn- 
ing brought to the shop at the corner of Fifth 
and Chestnut streets, to be mended ; very few 
of them are true metisd, and in most of them 
the guilt can be detected without any add. , 



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^'BauB&iyBaAMtE, what sat tou, MAMAPr" — Parqtihar. 




rofE THB trm tsiaxo 
BATURDAT, JUI^T 30, 1853. 

THE ROMANCE OF TOIL. 

AN ORIGINAL GITT SKETCH. 

At the back of a house in W street, 

wherein once lived the individual who now 
has ^e audacity to wield thf little feathered 
engine whose countless, multiplied scratchings 
have 80 wonderfully influenced the fortunes of 
mankind — there stood, and probably still 
stands for aught she knows to the contrary, 
three wretched looking, tumble-down houses, 
of irregular height and width, which hare 
more than once claimed a share of her atten- 
tion, when, during her not often recurring 
hcmrs of idleness, sne has been sitting unem- 
ployed at an open window of her dining-room. 
To speak in my own person, I know not if 
these queer looking structures possessed any 
remarkable character of their own, or in what 
respect they differed from other half decayed 
masses of brick and mortar, but I had always 
found a singular attraction about them, and 
from a constant habit of turning my eyes in 
their direction whenever I occupied my favor- 
ite seat at the window, had insensibly learned 
to take considerable interest both in them and 
their inhabitants. From my earliest youth I 
have always had an eye for the picturesque, 
and perhaps there was somethmg of that 
character about these dilapidated mansions. 
They ran parallel to the garden wall of the 
boose in which I lived ; and the one nearest 
my own dwelling appeared to be more at the 
mercy of the wind and rain than its fellows, 
fir its variouslj^-sized windows could scarce- 
ly boast an entire pane of glass among them ; 
sorry looking substitutes of rags and hat- 
crowns protruding in their stead, while their 
iU-hung Yenitian shutters flapped idly in the 
wind as if like the stars in theXfilesian ditty, 
** thc^ had nothing else to do. " From a plen- 
tifol besprinkling of vitrified brick upon their 
diaoolored surfaces, the^ had evidently been 
built with some pretension to ornament, and 
many years ago had no doubt occupied what 
was then con^dered a prominent situation in 
a respectable street, their honest builder little 
supposing that their degenerate walls would 
serve to shelter the very humble inhabitants 
whose movements should fall under the fre- 
quent inspection of an obscure individual like 
myself. 

Over the little sheds, or '' leans to" as they 
are sometimes graphically termed, which 



projected firom the back of each of these 
quaint looking buildings, might be seen a 
coarse deal -box, filled with earth and contain- 
ing some precious plant, a bright-flowered 
geranium or even a rose, the cherished me- 
mento of some tenderly beloved friend, a rda- 
tion whose memory was still fondly preserved 
in those delicate buds and blossoms — at least 
so I was wont to fancy, loving to trace, as it 
were, a fine thread of gold running across the 
rough-woofed natures of their humble pos- 
sessors ; like those springs of crystal clearness 
that wander sparkling among sand and stones, 
looking all the brighter for the rude bed over 
which they glide. I have often thought as J 
have observed many little acts of kindness 
and affection among the lowly inhalntants of 
these old houses, their patient industry, their 
daily struggle with the debasing influence of 
poverty, that we take too little heed of their 
class, and are too apt to let our disgust at 
their coarseness, blind us to many gentle 
traits that ought to claim our sympi^hy. In 
confirmation of what my imagination sug- 
gested, I afterward frequently observed an 
old white-haired man, owning such a face as 
Cruikshanks alone could have done justice to, 
one-eyed, knotty, hard and grim ; one of whose 
chief occupations seemed to be the carefbl 

S reservation and'tender nursing of some of the 
elicate floral embellishments to which I have 
alluded. 

I knew from his peculiar rolling gate and 
inordinate love of tobacco that he must have 
been a sailor, besides other unmistakable in- 
dications; for instance, iVom out the tiny 
enclosure at the back of the house which 
had been, no doubt, originally intended to re- 
present a garden, there rose a tall white 
painted pole, on the top of which, stood a 
miniature frigate, evidently the result of his 
own ingenuity—Kloing duty as a weather- 
cock, and which, as it vered about at the 
mercj of wind and rain, served not inaptly 
in his imagination, to represent the fierce 
struggles with the dements of some noble 
Seventy-four, on board of which he had 
bravely hazurded both life and limb for many 
a year. No doubt as he sat gazing up with 
evident admiration at this by no means con- 
temptible proof of his genius for ship build- 
ing, his busy fancy peopled its deck with 
many a Tom Bowline and Jack (jh*ammet, 
whose hearty cheer and vociferous oath, seem- 
ed once more to ring in his ear amid the war 
of the storm and the crash of falling masts 
until his dim eye brightened, and his old 
heart throbbed at the bare recollection of 
those busy stirring scenes, where life seemed 
only prized as a means of incurring danger. 
Well, I have seen this roueh old son of 
ocean, in whom few but mysdf would have 
discovered a love for anything beyond his 
tobacco-box, busy himself with the most 



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woman-like tenderaess among his geraniums , 
and roses, watering them, carefully rcmoying 
the dead leaves and wood from about them, | 
proppLo^' their drooping buds and branches, 
placing them where in some favored spot the I 
sua shone brightest, and then while his hands { 
were employed, perhaps, converting a morsel of 
wood into a minature jollyboat, seat himself | 
near them and gaze from time to time upon | 
Uiem' with his harsh features strangely soften- ; 
ed ; perhaps by some mental association of 
their delicate beauty with the danefater to . 
whom they had once belonged. If his poor ! 
Sally had lived, he would not have been left ! 
so desolate in his old age. How he missed ' 
Ihe slight Corm that he used to see day after 
day with the eternal ** stitch, stitch, stitch," 
ana the pale smiling face that would look up 
so cheerfully whenever he entered the room. 
How glad would he be to have her back again, 
to hear the monotonous needle, and even the 
dry, short cough, that at length took her 
away from him forever. He had gathered 
together some trifles that had once belonged 
to her, ^ings he had himself given to her, 
sea-weed, shells and a little ivory needle case 
that he had brought from China, and placed 
them all carefully away in the same old chest 
that in her girlish days she had so loved to 
** overhaul," as he would have expressed it, 
whenever he returned from those long, long 
voyages. These and the flowers, the geran- 
iums and roses, which she seemed to have 
loved as if they had been children and which 
he would watch over until they too died — 
were all that were left of his kind-hearted 
daughter Sally. 

To the industrious inhabitant of the third 
and last house, I found it difficult to assign 
any particular train of thought or under cur- 
rent of sentiment. The poor fellow was a 
tailor, and see Mm when I would, I w&s sure 
to find him in that crouching position of the 
limbs, which, contracting his feeble looking 
figure as it did, might truly be said to reduce 
him to the small mmlicum of manhood usually 
assigned to men of his sedentary and miuch 
abused profession. I could learn nothing from 
his face, since I never saw anything but a 
very sallow profile generally exhibiting an un- 
shorn chin and dark neglected looking hair, 
covering a head that /aithfully repeated the 
jeric of his hand, whenever he drew out his 
needle. If he changed his position at all, he 
<inly did so, to bestow a little more wax upon 
Ins tiiread, or to receive the hot goose from 
the hands oif his white-haired apprentice : but 
never by any accident chanced to turn his face 
towards the open window, as if he feared the 
allurements of the fresh air that occasionally 
fluttered the remnants of cloth that lay on 
the board near him. I never discovered that 
he had any hxoalj ; not even aa much as a 
baby's ni^toap gracing the line that onoe a 



week betrayed the poverty of his own wmrd- 
robe, and that of tne slipshod damsel who 
once a week submitted his red flannd mnd 
check to the cleansing influence of soap and 
water. And yet there must have been some 
one dearer thiui himself for whom he labored 
so unceasingly — some bed-ridden father or 
mother perhaps, who, while enjoying their 
scanty comforts, little knew at wbiat a sacri- 
fice they were obtained. No flowers were 
ever seen blooming in his industrious nei^- 
borhood, unless a rather vigorous lookine 
houscleek that flourished in a highly glased 
brown bowl — probably the property of the 
above-mentioned damsel — might be called ao: 
and this valued only on account of its 
medicinal qualities. The only thing thai aft 
all enconn^ed the idea of healthful, cheerM 
existence about the humble dwdling of the 
poor tailor, was a little, frisking. jetUack 
kitten, that would sometimes sit upon his 
window sill, blinking its bright green eyes, 
with its velvet paws tucked comfortably un- 
der its sleek fur, now snapping indolently at 
some inquisitive fly, as if for pastime, now 
robbing itself with aflectionate solicitude 
against the thin shoulders of its toiling mas- 
ter who never by any accident, appeared to 
observe the little animaVs enticing endear- 
ments, by even so much as a hastily bestow- 
ed pat of the hand, or by anything that could 
withdraw his attention from his monotonous 
task ; so that the life full young creature, as if 
inspired with a desire to awaken his attention 
in some way, would, with her gloMy black 
fur suddenly enlarged by some nervous in- 
fluence, spring from the window, dart across 
the shed, and oe half wajr up the old sailor^ 
white pole and down again, in less time than 
it would have taken her master to draw out 
his needle. It was a hopeless task with the 
help of all my strongest powers of imaginar 
tion to weave anything tnat bore the moot 
distant resemblance to interest in connection 
with the poor young tailor, whom I could only 
r^ard as a living monument of commendable 
industry and perseverance, deserving of &e 
highest reward. 

I have merely described the first of these 
houses as being in a worse condition than its 
fellows, without making any allusion to its 
much exposed inhabitants,— who for that 
very reason should have been the first to 
claim my attention and sympathy — becaaae 
in them really lay my chief interest, whidiof 
course I reserved as a kind of ** bonne-boudie" 
for my curious readers. 

Now in this most forlorn and uninviting of 
tenements, there lived — as my continual sys- 
tem of espionnago soon discovered, a yoaog 
giii and her widowed mother, to whose A^ 
ject poverty, was added ^e bitterness of bad^ 
ily sufiering, which, at times, evidently be- 
came so great, as to incapadate her fbr 1l» 



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use of her needle, by Uie exercise of which 
she alone obtained the bare necessaries of 
life. Poor creatures, what a home was that 
to comfort age and sickness, to foster the gen- 
tle affections, to cheri^ the bright and hap- 
pj hopes of a young girl of eighteen ! In 
summer poisoned hj a close impure atmos- 
phere: in winter, bare floor, bare walls and an 
almost fireless hearth. And yet, I have many 
a time seen the poor young thing move about 
the room with a brisk and cheernil air, broom 
in hand, dust the scanty furniture, such as it 
was, and ha?ing carefully repaired the dis- 
order of the day before, approach the window 
with a smile upon her face, and sit down to 
her daily task, apparently as fresh and gay 
as if no anxious tnou^t, no hidden sorrow, 
no sickening sense of grinding poyerty were 
always gnawing at her heart. May I have 
known W to sing with a pleasant little yoice 
as she bent above her endless labours, some 
pretty air of a lively character, whose words 
perhaps, spoke of such happiness as she 
might only &ncy in her dreams ; so hard is 
it while lUe and strength remain, to repress 
the bright, hoping disposition of the young. 
She was quite pretty too, at least she had 
that kind of fair delicate Uppearance that 
made you wish when you looked at her, that 
you could transport her to some cheerful home 
where her young mind would have room for 
healthful action : where she mi^t be sur- 
rounded by warm and loving hearts, whose 
earnest care would be to shield her from rude 
contact with a hard, unfeeling world. Her 
small head was set so neatly on her well-turn- 
ed throat — whose whiteness might have been 
the ^ivy of many a well-bom damsel — the 
soft braids of her dark hair lay so smoothly 
on her fair forehead, and then all her actions 
were so fhll of that unconscious grace we so 
often observe in little children. I have often 
wished when looking at her drooping figure 
and fine profile relieved against the dark 
background of the lowly apartment, that 
Heaven had but blessed me with the power of 
perpetuating so fair a picture upon canvass. 
Had this young creature then, no one to care 
for her save her mother ? was there not one 
in the wide world beside to love her for her 
quiet virtues, her patient industry, her filial 
afiection? Not one I feared, — ^not one form 
beside their own, ever crossed their little 
uMffUnent ; no friendly face ever brightened 
tadr window. There she sat, from hour to 
hour, frxmi day to day, bending over her nee- 
dle, her mother near her, equally industrious, 
thooj^ pausing oftener, sometimes no doubt 
from weariness, sometimes, to eaze thought- 
foDj upon her, and, as I &nciea, with an ex- 
preanon fuU of painful anxiety, feeling per- 
ha|» that she, the faithful mother, must 
aooa be taken from her child, and widiing as 

T At A 4l*«f ITAAvan mrnnlA oATuI OAtiriA u r tt r m 



and friendly heart to take her place when she 
should be gone forever from her side. Poor 
young thing, no dull thought like, this ever 
appeared to weigh upon her spirit: the 
quiet hope that had id ways given her strength, 
was with her still, nor did she seem to ob- 
serve the mysterious change which the poor 
woman herself felt was gradually twjdg 
place. No, the same little snatches of song 
would occasionally, as usual, come in with th» 
breeze to my window, and once I remember — 
and it was not far from the time when I saw 
her no more — she put down her work and 
leaned out of the window to tie beneath i t aouat 
morning-glories, that in their bountiful luxu- 
riance, seined to have wandered there on 
purpose to give her pleasure, — her whole man- 
ner was puticularly careless and gay, and I 
could almost hear the words of the meny 
song she was carolling apparently from very 
lightness of heart. Perhaps some pleasant 
association, awakened by the graceful beauty 
of the vine before her, lent this unusual ^ety 
some bright recollection of a happier tune— 
for better diysthey surely must have seen 
— some fair vision of another home nestled 
among rustling, healthful trees, the angles of 
whose rustic porch were rounded by just such 
fair morning-glories as those, whose windows 
looked far over a lovely, rolling country, 
broad fields of vmving grain and verdant sun- 
lit slopes, where every breath of air came 
scenting of new-mown hay. All this, the 
weaving of my lively imagination, was as far 
from the truth perhaps, as might be, never- 
theless, it pleased my fancy to indulge in these 
Sleasant little visions, nor did I wish to be un- 
eciived with regard to them. 
For five or six weeks, being absent from 
the city, I of course lost sight of my interest* 
ing neighbors, nor on my return did I find 
them atjtheir usual place beside the window, 
once only observing the mother, whom I had 
seldom seen rise mm her chair without her 
daughter's ever ready support — moving about 
the room, but feebly indeed, and yet as if 
some, to me, unknown cause had given h&t 
new strenth, although her wasted figure ap- 
peared if possible, more attenuated, and her 
hollow cheek wonderfully pale. Two or three 
more wedcs passed, but still my industrious 
young workwoman did hot make her appear- 
ance. The window was yacant, — ^I cocdd not 
hear the fresh young voice — I missed the 
pretty outline there. The morning Tories 
missed her too, for during my absence they 
had hung themselves all about the window 
and were fairly peeping in, as it seemed, to 
look after their absent young mistress. What 
could have become of her ! 

The busy tailor still occupied his aooastom* 
ed post, jerked his head and threaded hi^ 
neeale with his usual persereraaoe ; his 

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we except the addition of an almanac pinned 
to the window-frame and a bunch of red roses 
gracing a tumbler that rested on his cutting 
board. The old sailor too, still came out upon 
the ** lean to" to rest in the sun, busied him- 
self as of old, amon^ his plants, and contin- 
ued to indulge in his favorite amusement of 
boat-building. The little black kitten how- 
evef , with its additional six weeks of life and 
experience, seemed to have lost its former 
fondness for rapid feats of ability, and to have 
grown into a sober-minded, reflecting and 
well disposed cat. 

The window of mv pretty neighbor was 
the only one that no longer contained its ac- 
tive, living picture. 

When I chanced to scat myself in the 
dining-room with my work-basket and family 
stockings, I involuntarily glanced towards the 
gloomj little house with those vine-bound, 
dusty shutters, but there I never saw her 
again. Once, for a whole day the shutters 
were closed, and the poor morning-glories, 
her cherish«i pets as 1 thought them, torn 
from their support, were hanging all faded 
and broken from the wall. 

One night — it makes me sad even now to 
recall it— my daughter, for I too had a dearly 
beloved child, to whom my whole heart was 
given with the warmest affection— had gone 
to the house of a friend to meet some of her 
young companions, with a maiden aunt, and 
I, having recovered from a severe headache 
which hwl prevented my accompanying them, 
was awaitmg their return. It was a most 
lovelv night in June. Myriads of stars glit- 
tored Kke polished steel upon their dark back- 
ground, a gentle breeze fluttered the leaves of 
the plants in my gutlen and brought their 
fragrant breath to the window at which I 
was seated. A purer, calmer night I had 
never known, and thoroughlv to enjoy its 
dreamy, soothing influence, I had put out my 
lamp and lay back in my comfortable chair, 
allowing my mind to indulge in all manner of 

Fleasant speculations, whether grave or gay. 
must have sat in this indolent *' far-niente'' 
mood for upwards of an hour, with scarcely 
a sound interrupting the perfect stillness, ex- 
cept the monotonous ticking of the clock upon 
the mantelpiece, and the ceaseless murmur of 
insect voices from the garden, when my at- 
tention was suddenly and painfully awakened 
by a prolonged and fearful moan issuing ap- 
parently from the young seamstresses room, 
wherein a dim light had for some time been 
burning. It is impossible to describe the sin- 
gularly startling, nay, horrifying effect, of 
this, at all times painful evidence of human 
suffering; but now doublv fearful, from its 
sudden interruption of a happy train of re- 
flections, wherein half-formed plans for the 
wdfare of my absent child, played a con- 
spicuous part. Another and another follow- 



ed. I leaned frx>m my window and fastened 
my eyea upon theirs. I could distinguish 
but little — the shadows of three figures, one 
of which appeared to be stoopine, were 
thrown upon the whitewashed wall of the 
confined apartment, and that was aU— alas, 
some one must be ill, very ill. Ck>uld it be 
the poor young thing whose presence and 
cheerful voice I had missed for so long a time 
as almost to have forgotten her ? It must be 
so, and the reflection gave me a strange feel- 
ing of self-reproach. In that dull comer of 
their miserable chamber, beneath the three 
human shadows, she then perhaps lay dying ! 
Good God how terrible was this ! and I sat 
there painfully aware of her sufferings and of 
the deep grief of those who watched beside 
her, and yet could do nothing. Again tbo^e 
terrible sounds, louder, Wnger and more fre- 
quent. The shadows moved away, — the fi- 
gure of a man— no doubt her physician— pass- 
ed the window bearing the lamp whose fee- 
ble rays shone upon his bent figure and thin 
white hair. I strained my ears to listen. I 
heard the old man's voice in sad and pitying 
tones, and then a half-stifled, choking sob, 
wrung from the desolate heart of the poor 
mother. I raised my eyes to the cold glitter- 
ing stars — ** Help them. Oh Lord !" I almost 
cried aloud, my heart sweUing with earnest 
^pnpathy — "Help them, Oh Lord! in this 
their hour of need ; thou only canst .*** 

Time passed, while I sat there alone, lis- 
tening with tearful eyes. Fainter and fainter 
came the fluttering breath — another hour went 
by — the stars looked down still glittering and 
cold, the breeze still murmured among the 
plants, the insects chirped in the grass, the 
clock ticked upon the mantelpiece— but all 
was hushed in the young seamstresses cham- 
ber, and no one knew save myself and those 
who watched so silently within, that from 
those humble walls, a human soul had just 
passed forth forever ! 

SKETCHES OF GKOUGIA. ' 

SKBTCH SIXTH. 

Physical Divisions of Georgia — The first of 
these — Its Importance — Present Appeanmce 
— Resources — Islatnd Retreats — Irttpressioos 
formed upon the Minds of the First Settlers. 

The hanghUest breast it^ wish might tooiid, 
TbroQgh life to dwell delighted here; 
Nor could on earth a spot he fbund 
To Nature and to me so dear. — Byr§n. 
Tei dear to Fancy's eye your raried scene 
Of wood, hill, dale, and sparkllDg brook between; 
Tct Rweet to Fancy's ear the warbled song 
That soars on morning's wings your rales among' 

Cai€ri4ft 

Tacitus, in presenting us with the appear- 
anoe of Germany, in accordance wito the 



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usual i^tode of expre^icm and brerity, re- 
marks : — *' Terra ctsi aliquanto specie diiOfert 
in aniTersum tamen aut silvis horrida aut pa- 
ludibas foeda: huinidior, qua Gallias : yento- 
sior, qua Noricum ac Pannoniam aspicit : sa- 
tis ferax: fhigiferarum arborum impatiens 
pecorom fecunda, sed plerumque improcera.'.' 
—By this striking generalization, and conden- 
sation of presentation, we haye at once a bird's 
eye view of the entire country ; meagre it is 
true — ^yet sufficient to enable us intelugently 
to follow him as he proceeds in unfolding the 
peculiarities of each part. In pursuance of his 
plan we may remark, that Uie State of Georgia 
very naturfllly admits of four grand divisions 
in her physical Geography. The first section 
emWaces the sea-coast with rich tide-swamp 
lands, luxuriant forests, and the various islands 
which form an unbroken chain along the shore. 
The second includes that tract of Country 
usually denominated the Pine-barren. The 
third, Middle Georgia, with its red-clay hills 
and pretty villages ; while the fourth division 
introduces us at once amid the most charm- 
ing scenery, embracing richly- wooded moun- 
tains, quiet valleys, gold mines, and the head 
waters of those numerous streams which 
irrigate the State. Of these in their order. 
The sea-coast forms at once one of the most 
interesting and important portion of Georgia. 
Combining the advantages of foreign com- 
merce with the abundant trade from the in- 
terior, the large and principal depots must 
necessarily be here establisned. Extended 
rail-roads permeating the length and breadth 
of the State, must here find a terminus ; while 
the broad waters of the Atlantic washing the 
shores, receive products of inland labor, and 
upon their friendly bosom bear the freighted 
bark to all parts of the world. Hence we find 
a Savannah with wharves and river filled with 
vessels from every quarter of the globe, — the 
Dutch and English, Russian and Danish 
flags floating side by side — while the French 
and Spanish sailors are ever engaged in an in- 
ter-chAnge of their stranee fargon. This is 
also a distributing as well as a receiving re- 
gioa. Foreign goods arriving are immedi- 
ktdy convey^ by the iron-horse to the locali- 
ticB whence he, so recently brought the cotton- 
bale, wMle the steamboat and coasting vessels 
receiving the cargoes, deposit them, secundum 
noCam, all along the coast, and up numerous 
rivers and arms of sea which will permit an 
entrance. In this respect then our first 
division assumes an air of an uncommon 
commercial importance. Again : the produc- 
tions of this r^on are peculiar and of great 
value. Thus, for example— the Sea Island 
Cotton, universally esteemed the most valu- 
able, can only be planted and cultivated with 
soeoesB in a tract of country, running paraUel 
with the coast, not wider than twenty-five or 
thirty miles, and flourishes with peculiar ex- 



cellency on the Islands. This kind of Cotton 
will generally command at least three times 
the price paid for the Up-land. The superi- 
ority of the former, consists in its long silk- 
like staple, which can be applied to the manu- 
facture of much finer and more beautiful arti- 
cles than the latter. The peculiarities of each, 
their modes of culture, and preparation for 
market will form perhaps the bui^en of some 
future sketch. Here also we find those exten- 
sive rice-plantations, with their mills, thresh- 
ing machmes, large fields — carefully guarded 
by heavy dams against freshets — ^wiBi their 
trunks for admitting the water when neoes- 
sary and over-flowing the entire crop— with 
their squares regularly laid out— ditched and 
levelled in surface, as evenly as a table with 
their well filled barn-yards, &c. These river 
lands can be cultivated with greater proba- 
bility of success, (provided they are at first 
placed in good order and under control,) than 
the island swamps ; and this for several rea- 
sons. Imprimis : — the supply of fresh water is 
nu)re constant, and far less dependant upon 
casual showers. Again, the river forming a 
large drain in case of a sudden freshet, car- 
ries off the water rapidly. On the contrary, 
however, in swamps you cannot generally 
command a back-water in a dry season suffici- 
ent to enable you to flow your fields when 
they most need it ; and then, not unfrequently 
a deluge of rain in Autumn, will glut the 
swamp for miles, and the torrent disregarding 
your side-canals pouring down the channel, 
over-leaps the cross-dams, washing the grain 
from the stacks if it be cut, and if still stand- 
ing, damaging it to such an extent, that the 
remaining portion uninjured will hardly repay 
the trouble of reaping. Here too we behold 
the beautiful sugar cane with its tall form and 
dark men leaves, its top gracefuly bending 
beneath the evening breeze with rustling ac- 
cent, and its stalks variegated with purple, 
green and yellow stripes. Here also are the 
deep forests and tangled swamps, where na- 
ture yet remains in her primeval robes of 
beauty, the symmetrical Cypress and the rev- 
erend figure of the Live Oak. Probably the 
largest plantations in the State, will be seen 
upon examination to lie in this section. The 
character of the soil, the nature of the di- 
mate and the peculiar requisites necessary for 
the successful operation of these rice and cot- 
ton places, all demand large numbers of Ne- 
groes. In Southern Georgia the society has 
ever been regarded of the first order. The 
gentlemen bemg usually men of much leisure 
are generally well educated, polished in their 
manners, informed upon all topics of interest, 
independent thinkers and actors, and uni- 
versally hospitable. ** Honor and the ladies" 
is the motto, which they wear within the left 
breast. There is here a refinement of feeling 
and sentiment, a gracefid dignity of deport- 



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i»rat, a gentleness of ipanoer a superior cd- 
vation of the heart as well as of the head and 
and the fingers, which add a thousand 
charms to the already fair forms of the gentler 
sex. Nature and careful training have done 
much for them, and an influence almost un- 
bounded is that which they exert. 

It is the established custcmi of the inhabit- 
ants to spend only the winter months upon 
these rice and cotton plantations, which are 
located on or near a swamp, and to remove from 
them in summer. Many seek refuge from the 
malaria arising during the warm weather from 
stagnant pools and these deep swamps, by 
frequenting the Islands; others visit the 
mountains, others still prefer the dry and 
sandy soil of the pine-bmren, while not a few 
spend the most oppressive months in some 
pleasure excursion to the fashionable watering 
places of the north. The Island retreats are 
truly delightful. The cool sea-breezes es- 
sentially modify the intensity of the vertical 
rays of a summer's sun, the ocean abound 
in attractions affording every facility for bath- 
ing, fishing, sailing, while the woods are fill- 
ed with deer, turkeys, squirrels and game of 
various kinds. These Islands are but the 
continuation of a chain, extending from the 
coast of Virginia to the Southern extremity of 
Florida. They are usually divided or separ- 
ated from each other by sounds, into which 
the rivers disembogue themselves. The views 
here presented, although possesed of no very re- 
markable or striking features are still interest- 
ing and pleasing. There is the far-reaching 
beach with its pure white sand, upon which 
the waves of the ocean are ever breaking, 
with ceasless roar, coursing along the bars, 
and crowning them with snowy foam. How 
soul stirring thus to stand upon its very 
brink to cast the eye over this wide expanse 
of waters, and feast upon those grand emo- 
tions of majesty and sublimity suggested by 
its presence. Conceptions of boundless grand- 
eur are there formed and enjoyed in the in- 
most recesses of the soul, which cannot else- 
where be gathered, and which to be realized 
in all their power, must be received immedi- 
ately from tneir mighty originator. 

**Thoa boundless, shinhig, glorious ScaI 
With ectascy I gaxe on thee; 
And, M I gue, thj billowy roll, 
Wakes the deep feelings of my soul ** 

There the extensive marsh unfolds its green 
bosom, now refreshed and invigoi-ated with 
the flood tide, as impelled by the sea-breeze 
it flows in, covering shell-banks and the tall 
verdant grass ; there are the proud f<»'n\s of 
the Live Oak and the Palmetto, towering far 
above the thick growth which borders the 
the ^ore, not unfrequently throwing out 
their branches so far, that they are washed 
by the briny wave as it dashes upon the 



brink. When a full tide has covered liieae 

marshes, surrounding the small islands which 
are interspersed here and there, covered with 
dense foliage, where the live-oak and laurels 
over-hanging the waters are thickly snxiDkl- 
ed with white cranes, bine h^xms, and piidc 
spoonbills, when the mild air of a sumoaer's 
evening blows softly over the sea and island, 
cooling the cheek of the observer as he con- 
templates the scene — when the note of the 
song bird is heard cheerfully caroling its last 
lays to the setting sun, you are forcible im- 
pressed with the appearance of composure, 
and calm enjoyment which seems to perrade 
the inhabitants of Nature. Tou would Ham 
linger watching the sea-birds, as forsaking 
their fishing grounds in quiet flight thej sedc 
their resting places for the night, viewing^ the 
last rays of the sun as they play for a mo- 
ment upon the bosom of the deep, gilding 
each ripple with a thousand golden hues, and 
then forsaking the earth lin^r in beauty 
amid the fleecy clouds, marking the almost 
imperceptible advances of evening, as Nature 
draws the curtains of night closely and still 
more closely around her, until naught is heard 
save the plunge of some fish, or the mtetrj 
chirp, of the cricket, naught seen, save the dim 
shadows of the trees upon the tide and the 
varied outlines of the forests against the sky. 



^ow oomee still evening on, and twilight gr^ 
Has in ber sober livery all tbinge clad : 
Silence aooompanies; ftn* beasts and birds, 
Tfaey to their grassy couch, tbeee to their neeta 
Are sunk, all but the woenil Nigfatingaleu'* 

The star is twinkling in the blue wave, the 
falling dews '* with spangles deck the ^lade,*' 
and home-ward you wend your way, indulg- 
ing in those pleasant reveries so naturally 
suggested by the circumstances of time and 
place. 

The emotions experienced by the early col- 
onists as they first beheld these shores, must 
have been at once peculiar and novd. Com- 
ing as they did from the cultivated valhes and 
small farms of England, where a person's lib- 
erty was in a great measure connned by the 
limits ci the manor, where his eye scarcdy 
ever rested upon any forest, save the parks ^ 
the nobles, where the freedom and wildness 
of nature had been entirely exchanged feu- the 
terraced garden, cultivated, field and artifiaial 
lake ; with what feelings of wonder and (niri- 
osity must they have surveyed every object, 
as Uidr ships neared these low-lying shores. 
The trees appeared to have no paragons. 
Luxuriant vines as they clambered up the 
lofty cedars, formed graceful festoons, and 
the surge of the ocean as it lazily rdled upon 
the shore, with the winds of summer, daoaod 
its spray upon their purple clusters. " Eveiy- 
thing wore an appearance of freshness sad 
beauty. The air agitated by pure and go^ 



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iH^eses iosted arocmd the MpB, burdened 
with the balmy sweetnees of oraDge-blossoms, 
baj-bnd, jessamin, and those countless wild 
flowers which as gems of beauty and redolent 
of the sweetest perfhme, bedecked the forests. 
The ses seen in the magnifience of repose, 
filled with these islands completely covered 
with the luxuriance of primeval forests, and 
expanding in transparency from head-land to 
head-land, bespoke a serenity before unsur- 
passed. Nature reigned supreme, and her 
vmce alone was heard, save when the dip of 
the paddle from that swiftly gliding canoe, 
raffled the placid waters for a moment, or the 
Indian note of triumph resounded, as his 
winged arrow pierced the side of some pant- 
ing deer, or his barbed point was securely 
fkstened in the back of a *'scaly monster of 
the briny deep.'* Nor would the wild scream 
of the eagle quiver through the air, as stoop- 
ing from his serial height, he pounces upon 
an unlucky fish-hawk, and bears ofi in delight 
the trophy of the contest. Now the heavy 
plunge of the alligator strikes upon the ear as 
disturbed in his mid-day siest|i, he lazily rolls 
from some mud-flat into the water : again the 
the merry leap of the fish, the calls and 
answers of the numerous varieties of sea- 
bird, as they congregate in flocks around 
oyster-banks in quest of muscles, shrimps, and 
minnows, and the snort of the porpoise as for 
a moment he raises to the surface, and then 
with renewed en^*^ pursues his game all 
these in turn attracted the attention of the ear, 
and the eye, presenting objects of novelty 
and interest Although nuiny of the forest 
; trees have been destroyed, and the cotton 
{ fidd now appears with its green stalks and 
bri^t yellow blossoms were rormerlygrew the 
cedar and the oak : still not a few, yet remain 
preserving the features of by- gone days. 
While the sea and its inmates are the same 
as when the eye of the European was first 
directed to these shores. The social inter- 
course between familes at these summer re- 
treats, is of a most delightful character. The 
erening walk, the merry ride, the pleasant 
saQ, the friendly tea-party — all in turn engage 
the moments as they swiftly fly. Fruits of 
the finest quality flourish here. "The frag- 
rant orange with its bright golden rind," con- 
trasts beautifully with the dark green foliage 
of the tree. The purple, blue, and yellow 
figs are here found m proximity to the pome- 
{ ganate, with its scarlet grains, the melon 
with its crimson core, while the peaches 

*'Glow with niDDy dvcf, 
Like maideiM^ cbreki wh«n bluihes rlro.** 

The summer retreats abound in fVuits, but 
Sowrally the best flower gardens are found at 
the winter residences. Much care is bestowed 
tad quite a rivalry exists among the the la- 
te eadi, one dearing to have the prettiest 



flower-garden. Many of them are indeed fill- 
ed with beautiftd vaneties, and are cultivated 
with great care. This is peculiarly a lady's 
province. Theirs is the office to encourage 
the graces and embellishments of the house- 
hold, to plan an execute a thousand such little 
impovements, which tend so largely to the 
promotion of domestic enjoyment, and cause 
so wide a difierence between the home of the 
husband and the bachelor. An additional air 
of refinement and of comfort, seems to dwdl 
at that residence with its lawn and enclosure. 

Where opening roeee breathing iireete dlffose, 
And soft camttlonfl, shower their h^Imy dews; 
Where lilies smile in -rirgln robes of white, 
The thin undress of sri^rfldal light; 
And Taried tolips show so danling gaj, 
Blnshhig hi bright direrslties of dsj. 

Probably this first division of Qeor^a, em- 
braces more wealth, and greater intdhgence in 
proportion to the number of inhabitants, than 
any of the other three. But more of this here- 
after. 

KES CUKIOS^E. 

We continue our JE^sctiloptan researches the 
present week, satisfied that they cannot but 
prove as interesting to the reader as they have 
to ourselves. 

I THB GLOWWOBM. 

I Mr. John Murray in a communication made 
I to the Royal Society on the luminous matter 
of the £^ow worm, states some curious facts 
j as the result of his own observations and ex- 
: periments. He shows that this li^ht is not 
I connected with respiration or denved from 
I Solar light ; that it is not affected by cold nor 
I by magnetism, nor hj submersion in water. 
I Trials of submersion in water in various 
\ temperatures, and in oxygen are detailed. 
' When a glow worm was immersed in carbo- 
nic gas, it died shining brilliantly ; in hydro- 
gen it continued to shine and did not seem to 



sufier. Mr. Murray infers that the Ijominous- 
ness is independent not only of respiration, 
but of the s<nar rays. 

The luminous matter, in a detached state, 
was also subjected to various experiments, 
from which it appears to-be a rummy albu- 
minous substance, mixed with muriate of 
soda, and sulphate of alumine and potash, 
and to be composed of spherules. The li^ht 
is considered permanent, its eclipses bemg 
caused by an opaque medium. 

APOTHBOART. 

In the Biography of the Rev. Dr. Parr, 
Univ. Mag. 7. p. 298, we have the following 
observation on the above name : 

** The father of Dr. Parr was also an apo- 
thecary, or keeper of a shop ; for this is the 



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rMl meanmg of the word which U derived 
hom qpotheU, the Greek word for a shop. In 
oar country we api^y the term apothecary 
only to those shop keepers who keep medicinal 
drugs in their ^ps; but the very same 
Qreek word, which gave us the name of apo- 
thecary, has given to the French the name of 
bimtiquier, or shop-keeper in gentt^l. Thus, 
as IS commcm with them, they struck off the a 
in apotheke, and the word became potheke. 
The letter p, beinK of the same order with 
the letter 6, was <£aoged into 6, and the word 
became botheke. But the French, as we all 
know, cannot pronounce our th, or the Greek 
Theta hence they transformed the word into 
botelce, vulgarly spelt bouti<]ue, their name for 
shop, whence came bouti(^uier, their name for 
shop-keeper : and they thmk it a fine piece of 
raillery to call us a nation houtiquiere, or a 
nation of shop-keepers." 

VAJfPTBBS. 

We continue our extracts touching Vam- 
pyrcs. An old writer very gravdy says : — 

*' In proceedings against the bodies of Yam- 
pyres, all the forms of justice are maintained ; 
witnesses are cited and heard ; opinions are 
weighed, and the dis-interred bodies are ex- 
amined, to see if the ordinary marks of Vam- 
pyrism are present, to enable a judgment to be 
made, if they are those that molest the liv- 
ing. These marks are mobility, and supple- 
ness of the limbs, fluidity of Uie blood, and 
incorruption of the flesh. If such marks are 
discovered, the bodies are delivered to the 
executioner to be burned. It sometimes hap- 
pens, that the spectres still appear for three 
or four days afier the execution. Sometimes 
the burial of the body is delayed for six or 
seven weeks, when suspected. If they do 
not putrify, and their limbs continue supple 
and moveable as when alive, they are then 
burned. We are assured as a fact, that the 
clothes of these persons move, without any 
one touching them : and not long since, at 
Olmutz, continues the same author, was seen 
a spectre, who threw stones, and gave much 
trouble to the inhabitants. 

We come now to some details of the Hun- 
garian Vampyres, who sucked the blood of 
the living, — as detailed by Cahnet 

It is now about fifteen years, that a soldier 
being billetted with a peasant on t^e frontiers 
of Hungary, whilst sitting at table with his 
host saw an unknown person enter, who took 
a seat beside them. Tne master of the house 
was much frightened, as well as the rest of 
the company. The soldier could comprehend 
nothing of the matter, but the master of the 
house dying the next day, he made himsdf 
acQuainted with it. He was tdd it was the 
father of his host, who had been dead more 
than ten yean, who had thus seated himself 



bedde him, and had annoiuiced and cftosed 
his death. 

The soldier immediately infcmned the regi- 
ment, who mentioned it to the ofBcov. ThMe 
save commission to the Ck)unt de Cabreras, 
Captain of an Infantry corps, to inquire into- 
the affair. Having, with other officers, visit- 
ed the i^aoe, accompanied by a surgeon and 
an auditor, they took the depositions of aU 
belonging to the house, who attested uniform- 
ly, that the spectre was father to the master 
of the house, and that all the soldier had re- 
lated, was strictly true. The same was affirm- 
ed by all the inhabitants of the village. 

In consequence of this, they dug ap the 
body, and found it like that of a man just 
dead, and his blood like that of a living per- 
son. The Count ordered bis head to be cut 
off, and he was then buried again. He alsa 
received information of other apparatioos, one 
of which was that of a man more than thirty 
years deceased, who had thrice returned to 
his house at meal time, had sucked the blood, 
the first time from the neck of his own broth- 
er, the second time from one of his sons, and 
the third time from one of the servante^ who 
all died immediately. 

On this deposition, the commissary had the 
man taken up, and finding him like the for- 
mer, with fluid blood, as in a living persoo, 
he ordered a large spike to be driven into his 
temple, and then to be buried. He burned a 
third, who had been buried more than six- 
teen years, and had sucked the blood, and 
caused the death of two of his sons. The com- 
missary having made his report to the general 
officers, they despatched him to the emperor*^ 
court, who ordered some officers of war, of 
justice, physicians, surgeons, and several 6a> 
vans, to go and examine into the causes of 
events so remaricable. The person who in- 
formed us of these particulars, had them £rara 
the Count de Cabreras, at Fribourg in Briagau, 
in 1730." 

Could any diing be more absurd than this I 
Yes replies the sensible reader, the whole 
idea of ** Spiritual Rappings," 

IDENTITY OP PERSONS. 

The fdlowing example of the difficulty of 
identifying individuals is v^ curious. 

A child named Francois- Michel Noisiu, 
whose father was a poor bricklayer, was bora 
at Paris, and was baptized at St. Jean en 
Gr«ve, his parish, the 22d Dec. 1762. He 
was put out to nurse in Normandy, until 16 
months old. Sometime after, falling sick, he 
was bled in the right arm. He had a scares I 
the inner part of the left knee, from an ab- 
scess, cured by caustic, by a surgeon named \ 
fVom^nf, who certified to It. TMs child had | 
not yet had the small pox. 

On the 13th August, 1766,vArocaett, then 3 
years and 8 months old, was lost «n the Qoai I 



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de I'enUnt*, and cooki not be founcL The 
16th June, 1768, his god-mother saw two lit* 
tk boys pass bj, and wasstrook with the ap- 
pearance of one of them ; and called him to 
W, and questioned him : his replies gaye her 
no satisfaction, bat the sound of his voice 
confirmed her in her first idea. At first she 
merely saw a resemblance in this child to her 
godson ; bat she soon recognized him as her 
godson himsdf : several of his playmates col- 
lecting together, also recognized him ; they 
examine if he has a scar in the knee, and find 
one; the mother informed of this, hastens 
thither, and recognises, or thinks she recog- 
nkes her son, by his features and by the scar. 

Another woman however arrives and claims 
the child ; she names his parents, and says 
he has boarded with her for two years : now 
the child Noiseu had been lost only 22 
months. The dispute augments, the two 
women are carried to the commissary, who 
gives the child provisionally to the wife Noi' 
seuy who declares she is the mother, expresses 
it by her tears, and shows the scar on the 
knee. 

Presently a new mother reaches the place, 
it is the widow Labrie. Sbec^txms the child 
Nmseu as hers, of the ofQcer of the Police. 
They were both of the same age, and both 
had nearly the same scars. The magistrate 
rders the parties to a higher tribunal. The 
30th Sept. 1768, the Judges of the Chatelet 
question the child in the presence of the two 
mothers, to which he bdongs. He replies 
that the widow Labrie is not his mother, for 
she refuses kim food. The Judges confirm 
provisKmally the decree of the commissary, 
and adjudge the child to the wife Noiseu : — 
whilst she is overwhelmed with joy, the other 
the widow Labrie^ is overcome with grief, 
and as if her own death had been pronounc- 
ed, she fiunts away, in the arms of her sister, 
who had not strength to hold her; on all 
sides they exclaim, that is the real mother. 

The joy of the wife Noiseu, was not of long 
duration ; the mother Labrie solicits a new 
trial ; the case is examined more minutely ; 
it is discovered that the reclaimed child has 
bad the small pox, whilst fi*om the testimony 
of la Noiseu^ her own had not had it ; sur- 
geons are consulted ; their opinions are con* 
tra^etory on account of the scars : the sur- 
geans of the Chatdet are in favour of Labrie ; 
others of Noiseu; at length by a definite 
JQ^ginent, the child is declared to belong to 
LaSrie, The first sentence had filled the one 
mother with despair : the second is not less 
impressive on Noiseu and his wife ; they fall 
down senseless at the decree : the public is a 
witness of this tender spectade, and cannot 
teQ whether their opinion should follow the 
decision of the Judges, Noiseu and his wife, 
coning to themselves, cry oat, we will ap- 
peal ts psrUsmeat. 



In ftct, the following day, their appeal was 
made, and bv a decree of 19th Feb. 1770, 
that court af&med the sentence of the Chat- 
det, which had ati^udged the child to Labrie. 

SNAKE-STONES. 

Among the Panaceae of former times were 
Snake-Stones of which Pfaioravant in his work 
entitled •* Three Exact Pieces", publised in 
1652 has the following : 

For truly the virtue of stones are very 
great unto those that know them. I saw 
once two stones in Rome, of inestimable vir- 
tue ; the one was a round Corall like unto 
the Serpentine Pvrjihir, but therein was much 
green, and was of that vertue that bdng laid 
upon the flesh of a man or woman, it caus- 
eui them to pespire freely, so that it 
were to be wondered at. The other stone 
was of Diasper, but bright, nnd thorough 
shining with certain white veins, and was of 
such vertue, that being laid on a wound, pre- 
sently the blood stenched, so that there fell 
not down one drop. The which stones were 
in the hand of an old Spaniard, who said he 
brought them out of India, fix)m Nova His- 
pania. I have seen also divers and sundry 
stones of most strange vertues. 

The illustrious, but credulous Robert Boyle 
in his work on **The ReconcileaUeness of 
Specifick Medicines," 1685, p. 217, speaking 
of the virtue of stones, says : — 

*' And yet in these dangerous cases, many 
that come from East India extol the great ef- 
ficacy of some of those stony concretions, 
that are said to be found in the heads of a 
certain kind of serpent about Goa, and some 
other Eastern counterys : for tho most phy- 
sicians reject or question the power ascribed 
to these stones, jfor curing the bitings of vi- 
pers, and tho I do not wonder at their diffi- 
dence, because in efiect many of the stones 
brought from India are but counterfdt : and 
of those that were really taken out of ser- 
pents, several, for a reason I must not stay to 
mention, are insignificcnt ; (imd such, per- 
haps, were those that the learned and curious 
Rwy made his tryals with) yet there are 
others, whose vertues are not well to be deny- 
ed. For, not to build on vulgar traditions, 
which are but too often deceitful, one of the 
eminentest doctors of the London College as- 
sured me, that he had, with one of these 
stones, done, tho contrary to his expectations, 
a notable cure, which he rdated to me at 
large. And (me of our diief English Chyrur- 
ge<ms affirmed tome, that he had done the 
like upon another person ; both of these cures 
being performed by the bare application of 
the stone to the place bitten by the viper or 
adder. And a very intelligent person who 
had the direction of a considerable company 
of traders in East India, where he long lived, 
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sererftl pwsoni of tlw harts of TOBomous 
animals. But ibis testiiaonj is much less 
considerable, as to the niimbor of cares, than 
that of a great traveler into the Soathem 
part of the same India, who, tho he were 
ored by a famous Cartesian philosopher, and 
were forward enough to discredit Yulgar tra- 
ditions about the countreys he had long lired 
in : yet being for these reasons asked by me, 
what I might safely b^eye of the stones I 
speak of, seriously aflBirmed to me, that he 
bad cured above three-soore persons of the 
bitings or stings of sereral sorts of poisonous 
creatures: and that he perfonned most of 
those cures by the outward application of one 
stone ; because, finding it exceUent, he was 
invited to keep it, especially in difficult cases. 
And this same experience of my own, made 
with a genuine stone of this kind, upon the 
bodies of brutes, much inclines me to give 
credit to. But, because this stone is afiEord- 
ed by an aninudy I shall add the vertues of 
another, that properly belongs to the Mineral 
kingdom, in a diseiuae, whose symptoms, 
though not so various, are sometimes danger- 
ous, and too often mortal. 

To show you then, that in spite of great 
closeness and hardness, a simple remedy out- 
wardly applied, may be a veiy e£fectual one, 
I shall inform you, that though the solid I am 
speaking of, past for a Blood'Stone, yet by its 
colour and some other visible qualities, I 
should rather have taken it for an Agat. It 
was but about the Ingness of a small nut- 
meg, and had in it a proration, by which a 
string past through it, to fasten it to the part 
afTeoted. This stone had been long kept in the 
family that possessed it, when I saw it, being 
for its rare vertues left by one to another. 
But, to omit the reports that went of it, the 
notable case, that makes it pertinent for me 
to mention it here, was this. An ingenious 
gentleman, that was a man of letters, and 
when I saw him, was in the flower of his age, 
and of a complexioD so highly sanguine, as is 
not usually, to be met with, was from time to 
time subject to hemorrhages at the nose, so 

En^use and so difficult to be restrained, that 
is physician, tho a person famous and very 
well sidled in his a^, told me he often feared 
he should loose his patient, and that he would 
be carryed away by this unbridled distem- 
per. But when good method and-variety of 
remedies had been tryed, without the desir- 
ed success, this Stone was at length obtained 
from an ancient Kinswoman of the ^ntle- 
man's, to tye about his nedE, so as to touch 
his naked skin. This when he did in the 
fits, it would stop the bleeding : and if he 
wore it for some considerable time together, 
he all that while continued well, as both his 
learned physician and himself informed me. 
And, because I was apt to aaoribe somewhat 
of this effect to imagination, the patient told 



me, that awhile befiiraoiieof^ie chief women 
in the city (whom he named to me) Ml into 
so violent a bleeding, that, tho' it brought 
her into a swoon, yet that itoelf, which is 
somewhat strange, did net hinder her to bleed 
on, till the stone, having been tyed ahoot her 
neck, made her cease to do so, tho* she knevr 
noUiing of its having been api^yed to her. 
And this itsdf is less strange thui what the 
gentleman affirmed to me of the power of this 
&em, as it may deservedly be called. For his 
complexion inclining him, as was alcove inti- 
mated, to breed great store of blood, hisdoc- 
Un* thought fit to order him, for prevendoa, 
to breath a vein from time to time, which 
when he was about to do, he was obliged to 
lay aside the stone for a while, because, whilst 
he kept it on, the blood would not issue out, 
at lea^ with the requisite fi*ecdom.'* 



jl^arrt anumg % |tefe §0ab. 



AUa-TRALJAN ORUSOSS. 

— We promised last week to give fhrther 
extracts firom this book, just published bj 
Willis P. Hazard, of our city, and AmU. do so, 
to a limited extent, in the present nnmlMr. 
The author is a most spirited writer : and if 
all he UUa us about his adventurers in Aus- 
tralia be fiction, it is fiction of a most agree- 
able character. That he knows muc^ of his 
subject is certain ; indeed, no one who hid 
not passed many years in Australia, oould 
possess such an excellent knowledge of the 
country. 

We left him in our last extracts, the pes- 
aeaaor of a large farm» some sixty or seventj 
miles from Hobart Town, and settled <m the 
same with his family and servants. He his 
good luck, builds a home, stodcs his ton, 
and becomes generally thrifty and wdl to do. 
Finally, his neighbors are attacked by Boah- 
rangers and natives, and he joins i^ party who 
set out in pursuit of the villains. They o? er- 
take them, have several ^hts with them, and 
finally disperse them. While absent on this 
expedition, the writer has a tetter from hki 
wife, who has been truly a ** help-meet** to 
him, which letter announces the destnictioo 
of his house and bMns by fire. Such ua- 
happy tidings induce him to turn his steps 
homeward. We extract a portioD of his io- 
oount of the adventures he met on the wvr. 

** I shall never forget my su&rings en taftt 
wretched ni^. It was piercingly ooNU is 
the nights usually are in the month of ioae 
in Van Diemen*s Land, and it was with thy 
greatest difficulty that I oould oitttrive, he 
incessant motkm, to prevent my Vaakst fren 
becoming benuined. 

The thoughts of my familft ^ 



BIZARRE AMONQ TfiB NEW BOOKS. 



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fmrm^ and of tlie disasters wfaidi seemed to 
tliicken OB me, with the dreadful feeling of 
mj-pfeBeot state of helplessness, almost mad- 
d^Md me. At last, toward morning, I sat 
down by the fire, and from mere ox£titstion 
fell asleep. 

I was soon awakened by the nipfnng cdd 
of tbe early laondng My sleep, however, 
short as it was, served to calm me. I began 
oooOy to reflect on my position. "I certainly 
was lost in a bash ; but was there no way 
oat of the difficulty 1 If I continued in a 
straight line in any one direction, I must at 
last come to some stream, or perhaps to some 
srock hut, or to some known point, which 
woald be the^means of recovering my way ; — 
the great dan^ to be avoided was strajring 
to the west, m which direction there were 
neither settlements nor stock-yard stations, 
and nothing but the wild and untrodden bush 
between me and the sea. If I could keep an 
east-ward course, I must at last arrive at some 
some broad track, and certainly at the high 
road across the island.'* 

Such were mv thoughts. I tried, there- 
fore, to observe the rising sun, but the foggi- 
ness ci the morning was too great to allow me 
to do more than ascertain the point from which 
light seemed to come. That was some help, 
however; so, summoning up my strength, 
and endeavouring to {H^serve the coolness of 
mind neccessary to enable me to keep a 
stright course, I set out. 

But I had not proceeded may miles before 
the same doubt, and confusion, and indecision 
of mind, which I had experienced the day be- 
fore, again seized on me. When I perceived 
this fit coming on, I immediately paused and 
tighted a fire. While I was lighting it, a 
kangaroo hopped into sight ; the dogs pulled 
it down in less than a couple of minutes, not 
a hundred yards from the fire. This I looked 
on as a good omen, and it reassured me. I 
made a good bush meal, and felt my strenght 
somewhat restored. 

It was now past mid-day, and I again set 
myself earnestly to consider the right direc- 
tion. There was a barren hill to my right, 
very steep, and without trees to obstruct the 
view- I determined to climb up it, in order 
to get a better prospect of the countiy around, 
aod with that view I looked about for a stick 
to use as a walking staff. I soon found a 
yosng sapling fit for my purpose, and having 
piovided myself with this help, I buckled my 
gum behind me, that my bands might be at 
liberty. I then climed, with a good deal of 
aenoiUing, to the top of hill. 

Hating gained the top, I proceed to ex- 
aaodae the oonn^ around me very carefully, 
hoping that I might catch sight of some point, 
or hi^ hill* or particular tree, by which I 
mis^t learn my jn-esent position. 

1 was avaaously engaged in this manner. 



and quite absorbed by my anxious survey, 
when suddenly there was an obscuring of the 
light above my head. I raised up my eyes 
to ascertain the cause of it, when, to my ex- 
ceeding terror, I beheld one of the largest of 
the eagles of these regions poising itself on its 
wings not twenty yanis abore my head, and 
in the attitude of pronncing down on me. 

I had more than once witnessed the attack 
of an eagle on a sheep, which is by fixing its 
claws on the body of the animal and digging 
its eyes with its beak ; the sheep then became 
an easy prey. The thought of this horrible 
fate made me instantly put my hands over 
my eyes, so inmoinent was the danger, and so 
great was my fi*ight. I fancied I heard the 
flapping of the creature's wings, and in a 
sort of despair I whiried the stick which I 
hdd in my hand to ward off the expected 
attack. 

Loddng up at the same mcnnent, perceived 
a second eagle who had joined the first, and 
they now flew in rapid circles just above me. 
I guessed at once that I had approached the 
spot where they were accustomed to build 
their nest, and that they were an^ly at the' 
intrusion. I slipped my fowling-piece from 
my back, and fir^ both barrels first at one 
and then at the other. They uttered a fi^erce 
scream, but did not leave me. 

I did not wait any lonser, but ran helter- 
skelter down the hiU, making more than one 
summerset before I got to the bottom. Luck- 
ily, however, my gun esci^jed any damage in 
this scrambling tumUe ; and alUiough I felt 
a good deal bruised, I lost no time in reload- 
ing it, and then I felt secure. The peril to 
which I had been exposed shook me a great 
deal, and I sat down at the foot of the hill in 
a very disconsolate ,mood, feeling that my 
nerve was giving away under the terrors of 
being lost in the bush, for at any other time 
I &ncy I should have been ^ad of the oppor- 
tunity of getting such a go^ shot at an eagle, 
and particulaly of getting a si^t of their 
haunts. 

This thought made me very sad ; but I still 
kept up my spirits, and my bodily strength, 
was not vet subdued. I was well umed, and 
had my faithful dogs with me, and annother 
effort might bring me to some known track. 
Again, therefore, I braced myself up to the 
task, and -choosing a direction which, accord- 
ing my judsement, led eastward, I determin- 
ed to make a vigorous effort. My efforts, 
however, were all in vain, and the fourth 
night found me stiU an almost hopeless wan- 
derer. 

The fifth day passed m the same wearisome 
endeavours. My strength no began to ful 
me : not so much, I thmk, fiom bodily fa- 
tigue, as from the exausting operation of 
anxiety of mind and uncertainty of direction. 
Towards the close of the evening I arrived. 



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at the foot of a rocky hilL The dogs were un- 
easy, and whined a good deal» but I set it 
down to their sympathing with my own ap- 
pearance and dejection. 

I had scarcely strength to rise a fire and 
boil some of the flesh of the kangaroo which 
I carried with me. I had no water, and 
in the dark I could not discover any. A sort 
of numbness of the mind had now come over 
me ; a leaden feeling of cold despair. In my 
strange frenzy, I rancied I must have wan- 
dered towards the western coast, for I could 
not otherwise account for my not being aUe 
to dicover some tract or point known to me. 

In this state I lay down by the side of , the 
fire in a state of complete bodily and mental 
exhaustion. My dogs crouched close to me, 
and I fell asleep. I awoke once in the nisht 
with a feeling of oold ; I replemished the fire 
with some large fuel, and slept again. 

I must have slept soundly : for in spite of 
the cold, and of the thirst which was on me, 
I did not wake till the light roused me. It 
was a glorious morning ; very cold, but the 
air was clear and bright. I tried to get up, 
bat found my limbs so benumned that I could 
hardly move. I contrived, as I lay on the 
ground, to push with ray feet the loose pieces 
dead timber about to the fire, which was still 
faintly burning. Presently there was a good 
blaze, and the warmth restored me a little. I 
continued to heap dead wood on till I made a 
complete bonfire. 

This exertion and the heat of the blaze re- 
vived me completely, and once more I endea- 
voured to rouse myself to the labor of fresh ex- 
ploring in the bush. This was the morning of 
the sixth day. 

Casting my eyes about me, I saw, not far 
off, a sort of natural basin hollowed out in a 
rook, about afoot deep, and as clear as crys- 
ti^. Feverish with thirst, I took a good 
drink, but the water was very cold. I then 
sat down beside it to consider what I should 
do. 

In my tumble down the hill I had torn off 
the strap of one of my leather gaiters, and its 
looseness was an annoyance to me in walking. 
As I always carried a house-wife with me in 
my bush expeditions, I thonght I would 
spend a few minutes in sewing it on again ; 
so I undid the case, and placed it by the side 
the rooky basin. I took out a needle, and 
with my arms resting on the side of the basin, 
proceeded to thread it when it slipped through 
my fingers and fell into the water beneath ; 
but instead of sinking it floated on the top. 

I was struck with this circumstance, and 
admired how the needle floated at the top of 
the water, when I observed it slowly turn half 
way round, and then remain stationary. It 
instantly occured to me that the needle had 
become magnetized, and I remembered, some 
weeks ago, my youngest daughter had been 



amusing herself with a magnet and the needle 
in this case. I tried it again ; taking the 
needle from the water,' I rubbed it dry and 
dean, and then held it parallel to the sur&ce 
of the water, I let it drop ; it floated, and 
turned itself slowly to the same point as be- 
fore. 

I was full of joy at this discovery, as I now 
had the means of acertaining the points of the 
compass and my confidence in myself return- 
ed. Without loosing any time, I prepared for 
another start. I breakfasted gaily on some 
of the kangaroo steak that remained, and 
talking my dogs, proceeded on the way. I 
had not gone far, however, ^hen I perceived 
by the dogs' significant signs that tnere was 
something in the wind. It was not a kanga- 
roo, that was certain ; but I flattered myse4f 
we were approaching some human habitation, 
and that the sagacity of the hound had de- 
tected its vicinity. I spoke to him therefore, 
and encouraged him to look about him^ but 
the dog exhibited a strange reluctance to 
leave mc, and presently began to whine in 
the manner which I knew indicated his 
scent of the natives." 

We here leave this book, adding to what 
has been already said by us, that it is well 
worth reading. For its authenticity, we re- 
peat, we will not vouch. 

"MEl-eN ANO ARTIHUR. 

— Or Miss Thusa's Spinning- Wheel," a new 
novel from the pen of Mrs. Caroline Lee Hentz, 
and just published by A. Hart of our city is 
well worth reading. It was originally pub- 
lished in one of our weekly papers and doubt- 
less contributed largely to the extended list 
of subscribers, which the said paper is re- 
puted to enjoy. Were it not for the accom- 
plished author of *' Helen & Arthur," and 
kindred writers, who contribute to papers 
like the one to which we allude, they would 
never bt» able to satisfy the claims of prin- 
ters and paper makers : for such unsufl^rably 
dull, vapid, stupid creations, so far as editor- 
ial labors are concerned, were never locked up 
in a form. 

RI.EASURB AND PROFIT. 

— Messrs. Evans & Britten of New Yoric have 

fublished a neat little volume with this tiUe, 
t embraces lessons on the Lord*s Prayer, la 
a series of very charming stories; and » 
from the pen of Mrs. Manners. Just the book 
is this to place in the hands of the little folks, 
and we suspect it will enjoy high £uiie, for a 
long time to come. The publiabers are enters 
prising young gentlemen. They are at pra- 
sent engaged in the puUication oi tba 
'* ScfaoolfoUow," an excellent child's maga* 
zine, edited by our old friend Wflliam O. 
Ridiards Esq., assisted b^ his ladv, and tba 
accomplished ' * Cousin Alice. " ' * Mrs. Man- 
ners" by the way is one of this clever trio. 



OUR WEEKLY GOSSIP. 



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— The ron^ Duke of Cumberland once appli- 
ed to biB sister the Princess Amelia, for a loan 
of jC10,000.--She took him to task, arraigned 
his dissipated conduct, and said, she would 
neryer be instrumental to it. He assured her 
that the money he wanted was to complete 
an nnproyement in Winsor Park, where it was 
well Uid out in employing the surrounding 
poor, and to convince her of it proposed to 
take her down to inspect the works. He had 
at that time near 500 men digging a canal. 
She went to the lodge and he drove her around 
the park in a one horse chaise : and had so con- 
trired it with his manager, that as she passed 
from one place to another the same set of 
men as in a theatre, removed to another spot ; 
which when she was brought to, were seen 
planting trees ; at another, 500 men (the I 
same) were found grubbing hedges. ^Well,' 
said she, 'brother, I had no conception of 
this : you must employ near 2000 people.' 
•True madam,* said he. 'and was I to take 
you to the other side of the park, I could 
show you as many more.* No, she was 
satisfied that his money was better ex- 
pended than she had apprehended, and she 
lent him the sum he wanted. The truth of 
this was averred to me by an old servant 
privy to the deception. 

— Julien, previous to his departure for Ame- 
rica, was to have in London a "grand testi- 
monial concert,** at which an orchestra of 
three hundred instruments was announced to 
perform the whole of Meyerbeer's Strautuse. 
BroQgh, is the Julien *s agent in this country. 
A better selection could not have been made. 

— The Dublin Exhibition advances in inter- 
est. Over seven thousand visitors visit the 
building on the shilling days: but it is curious, 
thon^ characteristic of the Irish, the Home 
Journd thinks, that on the half a'own days 
the attendance is greater than on the days of 
cheap admission. It is now said that the 
Queen's visit will take place before the end of , 
July. I 

— On Thursday the 30th, there was to be a ' 
sort of Shakspeare Jubilee on a small scale 
at Stratford-upon-Avon : — the Tercentenary 
Meeting of the Stratford Grammar School, in 
which Shakspeare received all his Warwick- ' 
rinre education. The Meeting was to com- I 

I ncnee with a procession and a sermon, — be 
i supported hr a distribution of prizes at the , 
i Grnunar »;hool, — and conclude (English , 
Kke) with a dinner, at which the Earl of Del- 
aware was to preside. 

— The couplet from the Anti* Jacobin touching 
Joseph Cottle, lately deceased in England, 



was incorrectly published in No. 40. 
should have read thus : — 



It 



And Cottle, not b« that Afted made I 

But JoMph of Briatnl, the brother of Amos. 

All three of the Cottles the Athemtum tells 
us wrote verse : it wishes it could say poetry. 
Amos, like Blackmore, dabbled in epics, 
Joseph, like Stemhold and Hopkins, took to 
translating the Psalms into English verse, — 
and John was guilty of a poem called * Mal- 
vern Hills.' Nor did Joseph " the brother of 
Amos," confine his literary labours to verse 
alone. His "Recollections of Coleridge and 
Southey," contain many curious and well au- 
thenticated particulars, which any future bio- 
grapher of our Poets will be glad to make use 
of. It is by his volume of • Recollections,* 
rather than by his poetry, that Joseph Cottle 
will be heard of hereafter. Mr. Cottle was a 
Somersetshire poet, and a bookseller. Let 
him rest in peace, say we, with all our 
hearts. 

— An elegant monument has been conmenced 
in Trinity church-yard, New York city, to 
the memory of the martyrs of the prison 
ships — those American soldiers and citizens 
who died in the English prison ships in the 
war of 1812. It will be constructed of carv- 
ed brown-stone, and its height will be seven- 
ty-three feet. The base will be sixteen feet 
square, and be placed at the top of a series of 
steps twenty-four feet square at the bottom. 
The Trinity Church corporation appropriated 
seven thousand dollars for the construction of 
this work, which will be in the style of the 
monumental crosses of England. 

— Messrs. Bradbury & Evans, of London, 
announce that a ** New Serial by Mr. W. M. 
Thackeray is in preparation, t|ie publication 
of which will be commenced in the course of 
the ensuing Autumn. 

— We clip the following from the Lowell 
(Mass. ) Patriot and Rejmblican : — 

The Philadelphia Bizabre says it has re- 
cently lost six subscribers, because it con- 
demned the Montreal riots, and upheld Gavaz- 
zi and free speech. It gave, one year ago, a 
glowing description of the Sacred Heart Con- 
vent, near Torresdale. on the Delaware, and 
no Protestant subscriber was thereat indig- 
nant. 

Subscribers have an undoubted right to 
stop their papers, whenever they choose, pro- 
vided they will only pay up arrearages. But 
it is a foolish trick to get offended at an edi- 
tor because he has happened to say something 
you do not exactly like. We have condemn- 
ed the Montreal riots and advocated free 
speech, and for the same reason that wo con- 
demned the bumine of Catholic churches, in 
Philadelphia, or the Ursuline Convent, in 
Charlestown. We advocate free speech for 



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ALL ; for the Catholic as well as the Protest- 
and. We denounce all mohs, whether the 
victim be Wm. Lloyd Garrison, the Sisters 
of Charity, or Father Gavazzi. As it regards 
the latter gentleman we say nothing about 
him, good, bad or indifi'erent, as we have not 
yet ascertained whether he upholds or de- 
nounces the Baltimore platform.*' 

— Graham's Magazine for August is the best 
number of that capital periodical that we 
have received. The illustrations are numer- 
ous and the articles are from leading pens 
foreign and domestic. Among the engravings 
is a superbly executed mezzotint by Sartain, 
called " Household Treasures :" there is also 
a wood-cut entitled the ** Emigrants," from 
the Devereux brothers, which is exceedingly 
fine. We notice amoug the literary contri- 
butions a charming bit of verse from Dr. C. 
C. Vanarsdale, entitled " The Lonely Brook." 
which we shall probably transfer to our pages. 
Buchanan Read's " Pilgrims of the Great St. 
Bernard," is continued. 

— ** The Illustrated Magazine of Art," for 
July, has come to us in due season from the 
sole agent in Philadelphia Mr. J. W. Moore. 
The work is published in New York by Alex- 
ander Montgomery and grows better and bet- 
ter with each successive issue. A prominent 
engraving in the number before us, is a view 
of the interior of the great industrial exhibi- 
tion at Dublin. 

— A New Haven paper states that the Em- 
peror of Hay ti lately advertized for the where- 
abouts of a coloured man whose name was 
given, setting forth that he would hear some- 
thing to his advantage on making himself 
known. The person was found, and proved 
to be a very intelligent man and capital bar- 
ber in Bridgeport, where he has been for some 
years doing a good business. He appears to 
be the second cousin of the Emperor, who 
wishes the barber to reside in Ha^ti, and ac- 
cept a dukedom, or some other high office in 
the realm. It is said that the fortunate indi- 
vidual is so much of a Yankee, that he doubts 
whether he shall accept the offer. Neverthe- 
less, he intends to make a voyage to Hayti, 
and see how things look there. 

— We shall probably commence in a short 
time, a series of spicy and graphic sketches 
of the most prominent Booksellers of Phila- 
delphia. The articles will be written in good 
temper. Many of the subjects will not be 

Eleaised with the pictures presented of them, 
ut we can't help that of course. 
— The following calculations are from the 
Monthly Magaztne for 1816 : 

** Suppose a man 420 years of age was bu- 
ried in this church-yard, who left six chil- 
dro), each of whom on the average had three 
children, who again had, on an average, the 
same number ; and that the same rate of in- 
crease in the family continued in ev^ gen- 



eration of thirty 


years; then 


in 420 years, or 


fourteen generations, his descendants would 


be as under ; — 








1st generation, 




6 


2nd 






- 18 


3rd 






54 


4th 






- 162 


5th 






- 486 


6th 






- 1458 


7th 






- 4374 


8th 






- 13122 


9th 






- 39366 


10th 






118098 


nth 






354274 


12th 






1062812 


13th 


«( 




3188436 


14th 






9566308 



That is to say more than nine and a half mil- 
lions of persons (as nearly as possible the exact 
population of South Britain,) wouid at this 
day be descended in a direct line from any 
individual buried in this or any other church- 
yard in the year 1395, who left six children, 
each of whose descendants have on the aver- 
age three children. 

** To place the same position in another 
point of view, I calculated that every indi- 
vidual now living had for his ancestor eveiy 
individual living in Britain in the year 1125, 
the age of Henry the First, taking the popu- 
lation at 8,000,000, [In 1816] 

Thus, every individual now living bad a 
mother and a father, or two progenitors, each 
of whom had a father and moUier , or four 
progenitors, and so on, doubling their progen- 
itors every thirty years, at least. He miigjit 
thus be considered as the apex of a triangle, 
of which the base would represent the whole 
population of a remote age. 

1815f living individual 

1785, father and mother 

1755 



1725 
1695 
1665 
1635 
1605 
1575 
1545 
1515 
1485 
1455 
1425 
1395 
1365 
1335 
1305 
1275 
1245 
1215 
1185 
1155 
1125 



1 

2 

4 

8 

16 

32 

64 

128 

256 

512 

1024 

2048 

4096 

8192 

16384 

32768 

65536 

131072 

262144 

525288 

1048576 

20971JS2 

4194264 

8388528 



That is to say, if th«e were a regolmr eo-Biii^ 



EDITORS' SANS-SOUCI. 



255 



tore of marrUges, ererj iBdiyidoal of the liying 
rice would of necessity be descended from 
every individual who lived in Britain in 
1125. ** 

If, during the crusades, any of the English 
intermarried with Greeks, or Syrians, or 
Italians, all of whom must, by intermingling, 
have been descendants of ereat men of anti- 
quity, so all the En^di of this age must be 
connected in blood with those intermarriages, 
and be descended from the heroes of the clas- 
sic ages. 

This reasoning explains the cause of nation- 
al physiognomy and character, the co-mix- 
ture of foreign nations being inconsiderable, 
and not sufficient to affect general character- 
istic changes, while each nation becomes, in 
the coarse of ages, one common and blended 
fimnly, in physiognomy, character and ge- 
nius. 

May so plain a demonstration of this great 
truth be a means of increasing their concord, 
their love, the interchange of mutual good of- 
fices, and their common happiness ! 

— We have received from Messrs. Lippincott 
Grambo & Co. the following new books : — 

"British Cabinet in 1853 ;" "Poems by 
Meditatus :" Norman Maurice" by Simms ; 
" The Wigwam and the Cabin" by the same : 
" Pro-Savery Argument. " The last embraces 
a series of essays from several distinguished 
Southern writers, and is well worth reading. 



€biim Sans-Soad. 



Tmb YKLJ.OW SRRINGia. 

— A glide over the Reading rail-road, a slight 

booncing over hill and dale from Phoenixville 

depot, and and you are at the Yellow Springs, 

QDder the delicate and gentle guardianship of 

Mrs. Neef. The trip is well worth taking : 

sammer-traveUers may rely on it, very well 

worth taking. You pass through romantic 

scenery on we Schuylkill, and enjoy it even 

tboa|h you see it with the blurr of rail-road 

speed sticking to it Then, when you take 

the stage, — if like us, of course you will se- 

core a seat on the outside, — ^your eyes enj<^ 

A rise and fall of ground, beautifully diversi- 

M, with trees, and shrubs, and grass, and 

;nun, and flowers, and birds, and beasts 

leattcred here and there all over it. Your 

inigi inhale the purest draughts of country 

ur, while your nose is saluted with a charm- 

S combination of perfumes fresh &om the 

boratory of Nature. 

You are at the ^M-ings :-— yon arriye there 
^th an appetite— olean white pants, changes 
^ linen, all the requisites to make the best 
impresBion, and a determination to have a 
pMdtime. You are not disappointed, good 



sir, be you young or old. There is a forty- 
degree-cold bath; there is German J(^n to 
curry you with a crash towel : there are rides, 
drives, fine fare, and the loveliest of ladies, — 
married and single, — with whom to converse. 
These influences acting on you, you feel de- 
lightfidly amiable towards *• the whole world 
anid the rest of mankind ;" your body is free 
from pain, your mind is buoyant, — indeed you 
are strongly impressed with the idea that you 
will live forever. The poet says : 

"The sniMt vmA to bMlth, ray wliat they wfll, 
In neTor to suppoM we shall bo ill.** 

So fkr as we are concerned, the Yellow Sprines 
help one to be oblivious of the ills of the flesh, 
and most happily. 

It remains for us to say that there is a 
large company there at present ; but Mrs. 
Neef, and her admirable assistant, Mr. Will- 
iam Goodenow, assured us, that there were 
still some superb rooms left. We came away 
with regrets, which were " aerated " — see 
Simes* advertisement— as it were, by ** Katy 
Darling." which the band were playing in 
fine style at the time. Our next excursion 
will probably be to the Perry County Warm 
Springs. 

RHIILAOBI.RHIA ART UNION 

— Mr. E. F. Dennison, has very kindly sent 
us a copy of the Patrick Henry engraving, 
got up for the subscribers to our Art Union 
the present year. It is a tolerably well-exe- 
cuted work, and will unquestionably prove 
highly acceptable to those for whom it was 
designed. The subscription to the Art Union 
is five dollars per annum, which covers a copy 
of the engraving in notice, and a chance of 
obtaining a fine painting from the pencil of 
one of our own eminent artists. It is stated 
that the distribution for 1853 is guaranteed 
from the commencement, whether the con- 
cern pays or not, — in the subscription, by a 
collection of at least fifty pictures, of an ag- 
gregate value exceeding S4000. These works 
are now in progress, and as soon as completed 
will be exhibited in the Art Union Free (Jal- 
lery, No. 210 Chestnut street, of which our 
very polished friend, Mr. Dennison, is man- 
ager. 

TO THO«B INTKRSaTKO. 

— The maxim of Apelles, the great artist of 
antiquity, which he had written over the door 
of his atelier y "Nulla dies sine linea," — no 
day without a line, — ^should be imprinted on 
the heart of every editor. And yet we sel- 
dom, with all this writing business on our 
hands, could muster courage to exclaim, to 
those hourly rushing into the sacred precincts 
of our ofQce, there to while away their idle 
time, *»Procul, procul, este profani!" — 
Away, away, ye profane ! — Our time seemt 
everybody's ; our retreat the property of the 



256 



BIZARRE. 



city. Might we relieve a dry subject by (h- 
cetiousness, we would say of our sanctum> 
looking to what is accomplished notwith- 
standing, — 



'* Railway speed 
Ii realised here indeed." 

t-AOlES* NAMES. 

— In the year 1800, the following marriage 
notice appeared in the New York papers : 

"Marned at Wa.shington, Virginia, Mr. 
George Hudson to Miss Seraphina Maria Ca- 
rolina Maiilda Juliana Sophia Anne Mans- 
field." 

Had this long-named damsel lived in our 
days, she would have been announced as Miss 
Seraphinie Mane Carolinie Matildie Julianie 
Sophie Annie Mansfield! Querij. Is there 
any reason to suppose that any girl chistened 
Sarah, will get a husband ten minutes sooner 
by calling her— say Sallie ? As to first names, 
by the way, the practice of the Quakers is 
the most reasonable. Only a single name is 
given to a female child ; and when she mar- 
ries, her maiden name is retained as a middle 
name. From this system two gocid results 
follow. When a lady's name is triple, we 
know that she is a married woman, and also 
we know what her family name was. 

A OH4ANOB FOR PUBUaMKRS. 

— A gentleman of this city, celebrated for his 
bibliographical research, is preparing for pub- 
lication tne old plajTS — six m number — upon 
which Shakspeare foimded his ** Measure for 
Measure,** ** Comedy of Errors,*' ** Taming 
the Shrew," "King John,*' "Henry IV.,*^ 
•* Henry V.,*' and •* Lear.'* Those in the pos- 
session of our friend are probably the only 
copies in the country, and bear date 1678, 
1595, 1605, 1607, and 1611. Each play will 
be prefaced by historical and critical remarks, 
and such information of the old authors as 
can be obtained from the almost forgotten 
past. 

It is Strang, that these old plays have never 
been republished with us. They are men- 
tioned frequently in the notes of Collier, Ma- 
lone, Skottow)^ and Othns, and hence much 
curiosity will oe felt to see them. We have 
read tlvem with a degree of interest indescri- 
bable, and now that everything relating to 
Shakspeare, possesses a peculiar charm, m>m 
Collier's new version of his works, it would 
seem these plays cannot but prove interesting 
to the reader. 

Apart from the novelty of the pdays them- 
selves, the introductions will be interesting, 
as they establish the fact of the identity of 
each play, with the evidence of Collier, Ma- 
lone, and others, to substantiate it. Publish- 
ers should note Uiis announcement, and act 
accordingly. 

AI\4U«SN/1BNnra. 

— Sanford opens his new and beautifyd Ethi- 



opian Opera House, in Twelfth bdow Chest- 
nut, on Monday evening, August Ist. His 
company will embrace all the talent of last 
season, with the addition of Nelson Kneass. 
author of •* Ben Bolt,** probably one fji the 
best musicians of his stamp in the country. 

— The Hippodrome lefl us on Monday for the 
west, after a most brilliant season. Sxty 
thousand dollars were taken in five weeks ; 
an immense amount for the hot season. Gen. 
Welch deserves all this and twice as much, 
for getting up so splendid an entertainment 

BuaiNeaa mems. 

— Col. Wm. H. Mauriob, 123 Chestnut St, 
the great model stationer of our city, cannot 
be seen at the Cr3r8tal Palace ; but a set of 
blank-books, splendidly gotten up. from his 
establishment, occupy a prominent poation. 
These blank books are a very good specimen 
of what Maurice can do in this way, and we 
should not be surprized if they «)t him a 
large number of orders for New York and 
other cities suburban thereto. Maurice adls 
at low rates. 

KRAWFI8M-^AN4. 

— However disagreeable toes with corns may 
be, ^oma- toes with com, are perfectly ddight- 
ful. 

— "I say, Tom, what do they mean by res- 
taurant on so many signs at liquorin' houses ?" 
"Why don't you know?** replies Tom: 
" why that*s French for rum-shop.*' 

— They have got a homed toad, a cow with 
five legs, and a calf with two heads at the 
big show in New York. Now, we have in 
Philadelphia a somewhat curious " kritter :" 
and it may be seen at the State House free- 
gratis. It has four faces, but no head : eight 
hands, but no arms ; and there is one great 
tongue attached, which makes a great «Hse 
whenever there is a house on fire. 

— The Emperor of Russia has sent another 
vUimaJtum to the Turk. If this will not do. 
we presume he will send an vJUimatissnnMk, 
which will be the '* most Utest last** demand 
of all. 

— From the way the folks ran to see the pre- 
sident, one might suppose that he was thi 
greatest man in the country ; but any tinkd 
could make a grater. 

— Some people are never satisfied. Thcvn 
for instance, is the man who rings the Stat4 
House bdl. He has the hi^est office in tl4 
gift of Hoe corporation, and yet he is contiiiQ« 
ally 5frtAing for hire waees. 

— Brigham Young is about to establiahlHl 
kingdom in the G^-apagos Islands. WHh «l 
many wives as he has, he ought to be 
ed to be still ranning so fiar after the gob. 

— EmiOLOOT.— D«?t7 is from the Greek *» 
bolost and signifies an accuser, or frosecuirtt\ 
attorney. 



THE EVILS OF SOCIETY, 



257 



"timWIj Bll*BMIj WHA¥ BAT TOO, MaIWAP?**— /VlHTtfAor* 



xmn. 



FOE THE WKBX KlfMICO 

BATURDATy AUGUST 6, 1893. 
THE EVILS OF SOCIETY. 

FIFTH PAPBB. 
"Flnt let me talli with this pbUowpber." 

It WW oar mtentiofn, in this article, to offer 
% {toi of an institution, which would improve 
the morals of the youth of our city ; but a 
recent article in the Evening Bulletin has 
attracted our attention, and we have thought 
it proper to ofifer a few comments upon it, be- 
cause it shows the notions which men of edu- 
cation, in this country, entertain concerning 
what Is proper education for the people. The 
editor of tlis BuUetin is not alone in these 
opinions, which we think have so pernicious 
an influence upon the manners and moral sen- 
timents of the age in which we live. Amongst 
other remarks, which are reallj judicious, we 
find the following : 

** Oars is a practical age, we are practical 
people. Few Americans can afford to be edu- 
cated for a life of elegant leisure only. What 
nine men out of ten want, is such knowledge 
as will be useful in the profession they may 
follow, and, as the years they have to devote 
to study are comparatively few, they have no 
time to waste on merely scholastic acquire- 
ments. * # # * 

" To the sons of merchants, to young men 
aiming for distinction in political life, a know- 
ledge of French and German is infinitely more 
valuable than a knowledge of Greek and 
latin." 

Education is only valued because of its 
utility in a business point of view. What 
we wish to show at this time is the great er- 
ror, now 60 popular, of undervaluing '* scho- 
lastic acquirements." This error is twofold. 
Rrsty in supposing that the study of the clas- 
sical languages is of no value, on the score of 
** rugged utuity ;" and secondly, in regarding 
ntfcrmaiion as the great object of education. 

If we consider scholastic acquirements of 
BD yaloe in themselves, let us see if they may 
BOt be found useful as aids in other depart* 
aaaats of learning, of the utility of which no 
ooa will doubt. That a good knowledge of 
the Sbf^ish language is an important piurt of 
adiicataon, — even in a busineaa point of view, 
— aU will admit A full, easy, graceful and 



judidous use of speech is valuable to every 
one, no matter what may be his business. It 
has made the fortunes of many. Now, how 
can a person get a good knowledge of our lan- 
guage ? Does any one get it without some 
knowledge of Greek and Latin? A large 
portion oi the words in our language come 
from the Greek and Latin ; and thousands of 
words which will yet be made, as science and 
art progress, will be formed from the words 
of those d^td languages;* and a person will 
never be able to use these words with ease, 
elegance, and propriety, if he have no know- 
ledge of their origin and composition. Be- 
sides this, the idiom of the English language, 
its defects, and its redimdancies, will never 
be imderstood, but by a comparison with other 
languages, and a knowledge of the origin of 
those peculiarities which we find in it. One lan- 
guage cannot be properly imderstood without 
a knowledge of others ;-— one language can- 
not be learned alone. The English language 
cannot be learned without a knowledge of the 
elements of which it is composed ; and a per- 
son who has mastered those elements, has got 
the ground-work of a number of other lan- 
guages. The ordinary process of teaching 
children to read without knowing the meaning 
of words is unphilosophical, and very injuri- 
ous to a child's education. 

It is said that ** a knowledge of French and 
German is infinitely more valuable than a 
knowledge of Greek and Latin." Now, how 
is a person to learn French? About nine- 
tenths of the words in the French language 
are of Latin and Greek origin ! The shortest, 
the best, and easiest way to learn English — 
and French, too, — is to learn the classical 
languages ; and in learning them, to get the 
material out of which the whole family of 
langui^es to which ours belongs, is made. 
But to enable the people to do this, we must 
have a different kind of schools from what 
we now have. Our methods of teaching are 
wrong at the beginning, and they are wrong 
all throng^. 

Those things which would make the first 
education of children easy and agreeable, are 
reserved for colleges and high schoolf ; while 
children are expected to learn things at the 
very start, which many who go through col- 
leges do not learn. In our schools children 
begin with learning letters ; they go through 
their whole education, and at the end do not 
understand them. How many of the children 
educated in our public schools can tell why 
is sometimes S, and at other times K ? and 
what interest can they take in learning rules 
where they perceiye no reason ? The sciences 
which would affi>rd them amusing and agree- 
able instruction are kept fixnn them. They 
are not c(Hisidered capable of learning those 
things. Cannot a chud distinguish between 



258 



BIZARRE. 



an ox and a tree ? can it not see the difference 
between a bird and a fish ? and can it not 
understand the adaptation of the parts of ani- 
mals to the purposes for which they are in- 
tended ? the wings of a bird, the fins of a 
fish» the legs and feet of a horse, &c. ? This 
is the beginning of all knowledge of the natural 
sciences. Cannot a child see the difference 
between a group of four bright stars which 
form a square, and three others which make 
a triangle ? We l^gan our astronomy by ob- 
serving the three stars in ** the belt of orion." 
Yes, little children may perceive these things ; 
hut tkcy do not understand the terms of science. 
" Aye, there *s the rub." They have learned 
no Latin nor Greek. 

The article fix>m which we have quoted, 
was suggested by the announcement that 
Prof Chase, of Brown University, had given 
a course of lectures on the chemistry of me- 
tals, to persons not regular students. Now, 
sup; ose these persons had learned no Latin 
nor Greek, would the}*^ not be greatly embar- 
rassed from not understanding the terms of 
the science ? They are nearly all formed from 
Greek words. Aid in every department of 
science, a person without a knowledge of the 
classical languages is embarrassed at every 
step in his progress. A person ignorant of 
these languages could not understand a scien- 
tific description of many of the most common 
animals, plants, &c. The ignorance of most 
persons in science is a consequence of the dif- 
ficulty of und^standing and remembering 
the terms. 

But the great error which most persons 
make, is in regarding infomuUiontLa the great 
object of education. There was a time, when 
our ancestors were naked savages, or fierce 
barbarians; and if we now are any better 
than they then were, it is because we are 
better educated. It is not merely that we 
know more than they did, but because of the 
humanizing and moralizing influences of our 
education. There are thousands among us 
now, who are in principle as much " wolves 
to their fellow men" as ever men were : but 
they are restrained by the influence of educa- 
tion upon the whole community ; for the in- 
fluence 6f education,is felt even by those who 
are not the subjects of it. And this refining 
influence is perhaps as much, if not more, the 
ra««ult of the study of literature, as of any 
department of science or art. An old proverb 
says that ** a man is known by the company 
ho keeps," and it may be said, with equal 
truth, that a man is luiown by the books he 
reads. 

To say nothing of poetry, the man who 
i\nd^ pleasure in reading the works of Homer, 
UibS.iu or Dick, is a different sort of man 
from the one who indulges in *» Jack Shep- 
pard" or ** The Wandering Jew." 



The man who has acquired a taste for lite- 
rature or the polite arts, however immoral he 
may be in some respects, will rarely be ** a 
rowdy." The value of education shcmld not 
be regarded as pertaining to the individual 
who has it. A well-educated person is a be- 
nefit to the community ; an ignorant one is 
an injury. We have already said, that the 
man who raises a family, and educates his 
children intellectually, and in correct prind* 
pies, is a thousand times more a benefactor to 
nis country than the one who shoulders his 
musket, to fight in a hundred battles. 

Education is the great remedy for the evils 
under which we suffer, whether those evils 
be moral, social, or political. 

But an opinion prevails, very extensively, 
that there is not time for young persons to 
learn the classical languages, and also to learn 
what they regard as being more useful. This 
opinion is founded upon the old-fashioned no- 
tion that Latin and Greek can only be learned 
in colleges and high-schools. Now, '* When 
Greece was in her glory's time," did not the 
little children learn Greek ? And when Rome 
was *' in her palmy days" did not the little 
children of Komans learn Latin? And if 
little children learned these languages then, 
why cannot American children, in this a^ of 
progress, do it now? Simply becanse the 
teachers of children have not learned these 
languages themselves, and also because they 
are not provided with proper means of in- 
struction. It is not time that is wanting to 
five American children a good edacation. 
!very person who has gn^wn to the age of 
thirty years, in this country, has icasted time 
enough to get a good education. Most of the 
children in our community have the time 
until they are twelve years old; and after 
that age, there are very few who could not 
give one or two hours daily to mental im- 
provement, if they desired to do so ; and this 
would be sufScient to give every one of ordi- 
nary mental capacity a good literary^ artistic 
and scientific education, including at least a 
reading knowledge of Latin and Greek. What 
is wanting is such means of primary instcnc- 
tion as would, at the beginning, create a taste 
for learning, and affoni children pleasant 
means of improvement, and hold out such 
stimulants as would make the whole course 
of education agreeable. 

To a great extent, the people should be 
educated through their amusements. 

To improve the morals of the young, ve 
must have a very diflerent kind c^ sdiool 
from what we have now, and we must enlarge 
our ideas of education, and understand better 
the influences of proper education, in re- 
fining, elevating, and ennobling the minds of 



SKETCHES OF GEORGIA. 



259 



SKETCHES OF GEORGIA. 

SKBTCH SEVENTH. 

Second Physical Division, — The Pine-harren 
Lninber trad^ — Polyphemus* walking stick — 
Characteristics of the Back-woodsmen — 
Houses — Manner of life — Religious educa- 
tion — The eloquent ** Circuit Riaer*^ — Camp 
Alertings — Anecdote of the Youth with a 
variable weight — Electioneering Anecdotes. 

''Bat His M>me Jnntioe to Mcrlbe to cbance 
Tb« wrongs yon muKt «fxpect from tgnoranoe: 
None oin the moulds of their croftUoa choose, 
We tberalbro should man's Ignonmoe excuse: 
When bom too low to roach at things sublime, 
Tis rather thoir mierortune than their crime." 

DaveTuint. 

The second divesion introduces to our no- 
tice a section of country, which, although 
wholly devoid of any poetical or acctractive 
features — whether you regard the inhabitants 
or the production — still, certainly possessess 
the attributes of novelty and singularity. The 
name at once denotes the character and ap- 
pearance of the land, to wit, a barren, covered 
with pine-trees. Our subject for this sketch 
is truly a dry one, yet upon examination it 
will, I hope, be found interesting in some par- 
ticulars. The Pine-barren region forms no 
inconsiderable portion of the £astem slope 
of our country. Beginnining with what are 
termed the "Pines" in New Jersey, it ex- 
tends through nearly, if not quite all of the 
Atlantic States southward, until it is lost 
amid the grass covered prairies of Alabama 
and Mississippi. In some, its development is 
more marked than in others. Thus, in North 
CaroUna the body of the state is nearly en- 
tirely pine-barren — with the exception of the 
sea-coast on the south, and the spurs of the 
Blue Ridge on the north. In Georgia, it se- 
parates the tide-swamp lands from the red- 
ciay hills of the interior, thus forming a bdt 
of some forty or sixty miles wide. The soil 
is universally poor, and the general appear- 
ance of the country monotonous in the ex- 
treme. Here and there however, you find 
large swamps bordering upon the rivers, 
seeking an entrance into the ocean. There 
the tmlT cypress with its pleasing foliage, the 
pendant willow, the sweet-gum tree, the lux- 
uriant vines clambering even to the very tops 
of the trees, and hangmg in rich festoons— 
the impenetrable cane-brakes — the profusion 
of water-lilies — myrtle bushes and sweet- 
bays — the numerous varieties of birds, with 
their melo^ous voices and gay plumage, all 
conspire in presenting a scene, which con- 
trasts strikingly with the tall naked forms of 
the pines : devoid of undergrowth, unenliv- 
ened, save perchance by the chatter of the 
ibx-sqairrei, or the wild scream of the whoop- 
ing-crane— rendered sad and mournful by 



the continued sighing of the winds through 
their tufted tops. Upon the banks of these 
streams however* this silence is interrupted 
by the merry ringing of the wood-man *s axe, 
as he prepares the trunks for the saw-mill, 
where they are speedily converted into boards, 
laths &c. Throughout the adjoining country 
may be traced the heavy ruts of the lumber 
carts, and the tracks of oxen, as they draw 
the trees so soon as they are felled, to the de- 
pot on the river, whence^ey are rapidly con- 
veyed to some city or town at its mouth, 
where vessels are in readiness to bear them 
to any part of the country. Georgia pines 
are well adapted for masts and spars. The 
Norwegian pine so long deemed almost indis- 
pensible for such purposes, has been in a 
great measure superceded, we find the same 
article, equally excellent, much nearer home. 
While looking at some of these long straight, 
round trunks, we have been often remindol of 
Polyphemus* walking stick, as described by 
Virgil. Observe the dimensions and weight 
of one of these, frequently an hundred feet 
long, and then picture to yourself that huge 
monster, as with his one immense eye, now 
pierced and weeping bloody tears, in wrath 
he shakes the mountains, and the rocky sides 
of his hollow cavern with his more than Steu- 
borian cries of agony, or, feeling hi% way with 
his pine tree cane to the sea-coast, plunges 
into the ocean, dashing aside its billows, and 
grasping wildly, blindly, after the swiftly 
gliding fleet, hasting away from this strange 
and fearful r^on. 

« Monstmm horrendnm, infi>nne, ingens, eui Inmen adem- 

tum, 
Tnmca manom pinus regit, et vestigia flrmat" 

With how much power is the entire scene 
depicted, and how completely is his immense 
stature I'endered easy of comprehoision, and 
levelled to the capacities of every reader, by 
this simple descriptive sentence, *' a cut pine 

glides his hand, and steadies his footst^ !" 
ow readily is a definite conception formed 
of the imaginary and unknown, when we thus 
have some famiuar rule applicable, according 
to established laws, to its admeasurement. 

The manu&cture of ** pitch, tar and turpen- 
tine'* is not as yet very extensive in G^rgia : 
the lumber trade however along these streams 
is active, for superior material can scarcely 
any where be found. The average heieht of 
the pine is perhaps a hundred feet, although 
thousands far exceed this estimate. 

The race inhabiting this tract of country is 
as remarkable and singular in appearance and 
habits, as the vegetation of the land, and the 
nature of the soil. In fact, they seem to sym* 

Sathize in character with both. Without 
oubt, the natural physical constitution of 
any country, exerts no inconsiderable influ- 
ence as the formation of national peonliaritieB. 



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Schlegel remarks that the " power exercised 
by nature and her outward forms over men, is 
incomparably greater than is ccnnmonly sup- 
posed, even in the state of artificial cultiva- 
tion ; and still more mighty is it in that con- 
dition of primitive simplicity, when man him- 
self stanch in a nearer relation to nature, and 
has therefore a deeper, more inward feeling 
for her." He proceeds to demonstrate, that 
the impressions made upon the soul by a plain 
however fertile, caxL never elevate the mind 
above the sphere of vulgar wants, or fill it 
with those conceptions of majesty, derived 
from mountains, the speaking monuments of 
earth's greatness. What then shall we ex- 
pect from the inhabitants of these pine-bar- 
ren regions ? what ennobling traits has natur- 
al scenery stamped upon their characters ? in 
what manly mould have thdr faces and forms 
been cast ? Tall, lank, sallow-visaged, with 
drawling accent, they may readily be recog- 
nized where-ever fou^id. C» teris paribus, 
their appearance is the same, whether r^rd- 
ed amid the pines of New Jersey or of Qeor- 
|pia. Intermarrying with each other, thdr 
identity is wonderfially preserved. Labor 
haters, their subsistence is chiefly derived 
from the numerous herds of cattle which they 
own. Disposing of the beef, butter and hides, 
they succ^led in obtaining such few necessar- 
ies as their situation requires : not the least 
of the articles deemed indispensable by them, 
being liquor in its most common forms. Ad- 
joining their dwellings you will usually find 
a small spot of clear^ land, where potatoes 
and com are cultivated. The fact is, the pov- 
erty of the soil is so great, that the induce- 
ment to prepare the land for cultivation is 
very small. Hence you may ride for hours in 
some sections, and scarcdy find a hundred 
acres of cleared land. This porti(m of Geor- 
gia will always wear the aspect of poverty, 
until other methods than those now employ- 
ed, are devised for enriching the soil ; and un- 
til cultivators other than Uiose now in pos- 
session, shall expend their more enterprising 
efforts. In the meantime, however, the pas- 
turage of oattle, and the adaptation of the 
pine tree to the various purposes to which it 
mAj be a{4)lied, can be pursued to advantage. 
Various names are employed to designate this 
peculiar race which here inhabit By some, 
they ar^ known as «* Piney- woods-men" — or 
*'tfuskwoodB-men," in other localities they 
have received the appellation of *' Pine-knock- 
ers or Crackers. ' ' Hence probably, arises the 
origin of the term '' cracker-bonnet," as that 
eiyle is the only one patronized by the dames 
and damsds of the *'Piney-wooas." Their 
manner of life is usually quite idle, and man^ 
of them, judging from the appearance of th^r 
figtablishmeats, seem merely to vegetate. 
TMr houses are generally ooostmcted of p<det 
hi into each other at the ends in the nidesi 



manner possible, in so much, that not onfre- 
quently Vou can thrust your hknd between 
them. On one side rises a huge day chim- 
ney, into which, when logs are tumbled at 
night, and the entire room is lighted up, to 
the eye of the stranger at a distance the cab- 
in appears like a large lantern, completely il- 
luminated. Every thing transpiring within, 
<^an sometimes be distinctly observed, for in 
general they have but one room, or at most 
two, one of which they denominate the hall, 
the other the bed -room. The latter is occu- 
pied by the lord of the manor and his fair 
consort with the small fry, while the larger 
children and visitors, find sleeping apartnH:Ats 
on the floor near the fire. Not umrequently 
you will meet a fiunily of eight or twelve in 
one small house, not more than fifteen or 
twenty feet square: the old genUeman and 
lady quietly enjoying their pipes, one at each 
end of the chimney, i^hile the little fcdks are 
tumbling around upon the floor, or quarrel- 
ling over a "pail of clabber." 

From such a mode of life as this, one might 
readily imagine that their moral condition is 
far from being as elevated as it might be. 
This conclusion in many instances is entirely 
correct. To numbers, cannot be applied that 
high comfdiment cmce bestowed npoQ the 
Ancient Germans, <*Quanquam severa illic ma- 
trimonia: nee ullam morum partem majia 
laudaveris * * * £rgo septa predicitia 
agunt, nuUus spectaculorum i1lecebris> noUis 
conviviorum irritationibus corrupta." 

Ignorance and an almost total want of re- 
ligious instruction, have stamped their bane- 
fril influence upon their characters and con- 
duct. In some localities the sound of the 
Gospel minister is seldom or never heard, and 
when one does appear (generally a circuit 
rider) the mistakes committed, and the in- 
fluences exerted, are of such a nature, that 
more evil is done than good accompUshed. 
Often, such a jai^n of mis-shapen asser- 
tions, perverted doctrines, and singular no- 
tions are presented, (not unfrequently as al- 
leged Bible truths,) that to the ear of the in- 
telligent, they are mirth-provoking in the ex- 
treme. While listening to some or these, wm 
have been reminded of an anecdote related of a 
zealous *' Brother," who, in one of the upper 
counties of G^rgia, was upon a certain oc- 
casion, unfolding to his audience, the scenes 
which would pass before the eyes of all at the 
final judgement. — The subject is almost too 
serious to admit of such a ludicrous pcnrtrayal, 
yet we present it in confirmation of our state- 
ment, and as a fact, whose accuracy is undD 
authenticated by creditable ear and eye wit- 
nesses. After discribing the awful terrors «f 
that momentous occasion, as jp;iyen in tlw 
Seriptures, alter picturing^ the frilling mowi- 
tains, the utter oonstemation of siiinera, the 
earth wrapt in fiamea* and the heavens paa»* 



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ing away with a geeat noise, the parson paused 
and surveying his congregation minutely, 
with a long drawn sigh, solemnly proceeded, 
"friends my feelings overcome me : it is utterly 
impossiable for me to to portray properly the 
dread terrors of that day. Words are inade- 
quate to the task. The most powerful con- 
ception I can convey to your ears, of your utter 
consternation and helpless condition then, is 
to tell you, that you will on that day be like 
General Washington at the battle of Waterloo, 
ithen he cried out **a horse! a horse! my king* 
domfor a horse !!^* The effect was electrical, 
and the preacher immediately pronounced by 
many, ** one, what could not be beat for learn- 
in no how." What reason have we to expect 
or hope for religious improvment under such 
ministrations of the word ? Multitudes are 
gratified if they can liear the curcuit rider 
once in a month, and attend camp-meeting 
once a year. The injury caused by these 
camp-meetings when injudiciously conducted, 
far over-balance the good communicated. 
Hundreds frequent them solely with a view 
of having a general frolic. While the elder 
^brothers' and ^sisters' are assembled around 
the altar, now falling into devotional fainting 
fits, now shouting "Glory HaUeujah" and 
"River Jordan," the younger memliers in the 
tents enjoy themselves in carrying on flirta- 
tions, in various amusements, and in discus- 
sing the merits of love affairs in general. 
Their secular education is frequently no bet- 
ter than their religious. If the school-mast- 
er, can teach spelhng and reading, — a little 
geography, with a knowledge of arithmetic to 
Long Division, in some parts of the Country 
be woidd be considered a prodigy of learning. 
We would not however desire to convey the 
impression, that the scenes and representa- 
tions here ^ven, are nniversally applicable to 
every section of the Pine-barren r^ion. 
There are individuals of piety, principle and of 
considerable attainments, residing in the very 
midst of these people, whose influence for good 
is largely exerted in behiidf of the neighbor- 
hood around. These moral and literary lu- 
minaries are however rendered more remark- 
able, in consequence of the darkness which 
surrounds them, so that the original proposi- 
tions still remains, that these inhabitants 
of the *Piney*woods' as a class, are ignorant, 
and in many respects, far removed fh)m being 
a religious, upright, community. In the va- 
cinity of Columbia, South Carolina, numbers 
of them are completely poverty-stricken, as 
destitute of the good things of this life, as is 
the soil upon whidi they live, incapable of sup* 
porting any luxuriant v^etation : pine knois 
and persimmons being the only spontaneous 
ofikprings. You will frequently see them 
comiag into town, with a small load of light 
wood for sale, the driver straddling the pile, 
the cart a rude specimen of his own manu- 



facture, and ihe pony so small and ill-fkvored, 
that when he raises one foot, he seems scarce- 
ly able to replace it with the other. It would 
i^pear indeed rational, that the driver, long 
and lean as he is, should himself, at least now 
and then, exchange places with his <<cretur." 
His load is probable the fourth of a cord. 
This disposed of, about one half of the pro- 
ceeds is appropriated towards the filling of a 
small stone jug, which you may have noticed 
swinging quite conspicuousl^r by the handle 
under the cart, and the remainder expended 
for family supplies. Then home-ward bound 
he proceeds leisurely (can he do otherwise J) 
through the heavy sand, at frecjuent intervals 
sipping the contents of that said wiskev jug. 
A similar trip is made perhaps three times a 
week, and thus a meagre subsistence is obtain- 
ed for self and family during the year. Many 
amusing anecdotes are told of the hand-to- 
mouth manner, in which they keep soul and 
body together. Thus take this one as an ex- 
ample of the rest. 

Scene — A Country Store, open piazza, some 
five or six men seated on a wooden bench, 
horses tied to the clap-board fence. — ^First 
Dramatis Persona, — a portly Squire, intently 
observing the index of a pair of scales upon 
which he is standmg, the shop-keepr busily 
engaged in the attempt to ascertain exactly 
the quantity of adipose tissue with the bones 
and other mortal belongings. Second Dram- 
atis Persona, — A long, lank, youth with yel- 
low complection, sandy hair, quite thin and 
entirely unused to the brush, — ^pantaloons, 
striped home-spun, too short by three inches, 
cotton shirt, no jacket, and red suspenders, 
an individual whom we immediately recog- 
nize as one of our Pine-barren acquaint- 
ances. Squire stepping fh>m the platfbrm 
with much satisfaction displayed in his 
countenance, soliloquizes aloud : — •* Well two 
hundred and fifty for a Country Squire is 
pretty good, very good." **Few City Alder- 
men could beat that," says our verdant spe- 
cimen from the Back- wood, who up to tnis 
moment with lips decidedly parted, and eyes 
considerably dilated, had been steadily view- 
ing the rotund proportions of this dignitary. 

" Well Ezekiel my boy, how much do you 
weigh?" 

]£ekid with considerable modesty. '<W«2I 
ra-aUy Sqtare, I ca-ant edzactly say, my coT' 
porosity sa^aciates so variable, in common 
times tnougny I reckon I weighs ninety, in bhch" 
berry season, ninety»five. cmd when persimmons 
is in, ctbout ninety'Seaen ; the stones you knout 
Squir-re counts considerable.^^ 

Here, in these Pine-Barren Counties are 
the *Battle grounds,* upon which stump-ora- 
tors endeavor, to win for tiiemselves a repu- 
tation, sufiSioient to secure a seat in the State 
Legislature. This aooomplished,— the Idtieet 
hel^t of political prefement to which their 



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WZABSE. 



sugar-plumbs in their ejet, as ther called 
gazing close] J and amorously into eacn other's 
e^es. They also exhibited their passion pnb- 
kcly. A pendant lock of hair, often plaited 
and tied with ribband, and hanging at tne ear, 
was so fashionable in the age of Shakspeare, 
and afterwards, that Charles I. and many 
of his courtiers, wore them. This lock was 
worn on the left side, and hung down by the 
shoulder, considerably longer than the rest 
of the hair, sometimes even to the girdle. 
It was supposed to have the effect of causing 
Tiolent love and was originally a French 
custom. Wigs weye made to imitate it. 
Burton adds to the love-lock a flower worn 
u in the ear. Kissing the eyes was a mark of 
y^ extraordinary tenderness. In the fore-part 
^ of the stays was anciently a pocket, where 

women not only carried love-letters and to- 
kens, but even their money and materials 
for needle- work. When prominent stays were 
worn, lovers dropped the literary favors into 
them. If a woman put a love-letter into the 
bosom pocket, it was a token of her affection. 
Willow garlands were worn by persons dis- 
appointed in love, supposed from the tree's 
promoting, chastity, or the famous passage in 
the Psalms. The liberties allowed to lovers, 
and even to intimate acquaintances, in the 
times of Elizabeth and James, were very in- 
decorous. 

Here follows quite appropriately, does it 
not reader ? 

A LOVE LETTER OF THE FIFTEENTH GENTUBT. 

To my right well'hdoved cousin, John Patson, 
Esq., St this letter delivered, ^c. 

Right worshipful and well-beloved Valen- 
tine. 

In my most humble wise, recommend me 
unto you, &c. And heartily T thank you for the 
letter, which that ye sent me by John Beck- 
erton, whereby I understand and know, that 
ye be purposed to oome to Topcroft in short 
time, aiKl without any errand or matter, but 
only to have a conclusion of the matter be- 
twixt my father and you: I would be the 
most glad of any creature alive, so that the 
matter may grow to effect. And thereas 
[whereas] ye say, and [if] ye come and find 
the matter no more towards ye than ye did 
aforetime, ye would no more put my father 
and my lady, my mother, to no cost nor bu- 
siness, fbr that cause a good while after, 
which causeth my heart to be fUll heavy : 
and if that ye come, and the matter take 
none effect, then should I be much more 
sorry and full of heaviness. 

And as for myself. I have done, and under- 
stand in the matter that I can or may, as €k>d 
knoweth ; and I let you plainly understand 
that my fkther will no more money part 
withal in that behalf, bat an lOOi. and fire 



flMrks, [81. 6«. 8d.] which is right fiu- fimn 
the accomplishment of your desire. 

Wherefore, if that ye should be oonteot 
with that good, and my poor person, I would 
be the merriest maiden on ffround : and if re 
think not yourself satisfied, or that ye might 
have much more good, as I have understood 
hj you afore ; good, true, and loving Vmlen- 
tme, that ye take no sudi labour upon jou, 
as to come more for that matter. Bat 1^ 
[what] is pass, and never more be spoken o£, 
as I may be be your true lover and beadwo- 
man during my lifb. 

No more unto you at this time, bat Al« 
mightv Jesu preserve you both body and 
soul, &o. 

By your Valentine, 

Margsbt Bbbwb. 
Topcroft, 1476-7. 

The Paris Journal of Medicine of 1817, con- 
tains the^ following remarkable stmtement 
touching an 

EFFECT OF FEIGHT. 

** Mary G\m, a widow, 70 years of a^^ and 
who had enjoyed remarkable good heaith all 
her life, was so astounded with horror, at team- 
ing that her daughter, with two diildren in 
her arms, had thrown herself out of a window, 
and was dashed to pieces, that in one ni^ 
her skin, from head to foot, be came as Uiu^k 
as that of a neg^. This blackness was per- 
manent, and the woman having died about 
two years afterwards of pulmonic infltonma- 
tion at the Salpetriere, ^ was dissected by 
the Suigeons of the institution, and the skin 
was found to 'correspond in structure with 
that of the negro." 

MASQUERADE. 

At a masquerade some years ago in Lon- 
don, among the different characters, appeared 
a ''dancing corpse,'* dressed in a shrowd, 
with a coffin. The coffin was black, with 
white ornamented handles : and on the breast- 
plate was inscribed : 

** Mortals attend I this pale and ghastly spectra^ 
Three moona ago waa plmnp and itoiit aa Baoter, 
Oomely's, Almaok's, and the Ootarta, 
Have now reduced me to the thing yon lee! 
Oh I fhun harmonic routea, and midni^ nm^ 
Or yoa and I ahall soon be on a leTel." 

OLD WOMEN A OUBB FOR HYPOCHOKDBIA. 

A very old Sporting Magazine of London, 
has an article entitled ** Loquacity ; or, an Old 
Womans Lamentations for the loss c€ her 
Poultry : beginning with a panegyric on Old 
Women,'* from which we extract the follow- 
ing: 

*' Facts they say, are stubborn things ; the 
writer will tl^refore evince his asaeriion with 
one. Poor Mr. Vapourish was a | 
a man possessed with tderaUe^ 



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265 



I knofwledge, and he wm a man of classical 
karnmg : but at times» and that firequently, 
was droulfully affected with thehypochwidri- 
scal malady. Able a^mtheoaries adininistered 
drugs, famous physicians wrote him prescrip- 
tkos, but all was without effect, at least with- 
out the desired eflect ; for the poor suffering 
patient received no remf^dy from either medi- 
cine or advice. He was firequently wretched 
in the extreme : he rung up his servants at 
midnight ; said he was then dying as fast as 
it was possible. He was afraid of everything. 
One thing was too hot, another too cold ; one 
too thick, another was too thin : one loaded 
the stomach too much, another too hard of 
digestion ; one was too sweet another too sour ; 
one was too flatulent, another too inflamma- 
torr ; every thing gave alarm and much un- 
easiness, and his life was a grievous burden 
to himsdf ; yet he was terribly afraid of dying, 
which would have terminated his wretched- 
ness. When he felt himself in tolerable good 
health, then he was under continual fear and 
alarm ; he was afraid of eating or drinking, 
or of doing anything, lest the act should tend 
to derange his system. In short he was in 
continual bondage, and the worst of slavery ; 
for he was a slave to his own fears and ap- 
prehoifflons, and a plague to every body about 

Good fortune brought him to the acquaint^ 
ance of an old woman, who afforded him great- 
er relief than all the world had done or could 
da She had felt every pain ; had laboured 
and groaned under every wretched sensaticm ; 
had experienced all the fears and doubts he 
ooold possibly mention ; knew exactly how he 
felt, and what thoughts were apt to harass his 
breast during the paroxysms. She had been 
subject to the whole for more than thirty 
years : and yet, thank Heaven, she would 
say, notwithstanding all. I am alive still, and 
am now in my seventieth year. Come, come, 
my good sir. do not be babberghasted : you 
arc not a-dying nor will vou die yet : I know 
what it is, and can and do pity you from my 
heart and soul. Here the poor sufierer had a 
little consdation ; a pleasing prospect stood 
before him ; an old woman of seventy, who, 
had suffered all his miseries for more than 
thirty years, and yet was likely to hold it ten 
or twenty years longer. He conceived hope. 
But hope lu>w powmul and efficacious soever 
it may DC, is insufficient to give relief long, 
or much, to the wretched hypochondriacal 
sufferer. No there must be something more 
stimulating and fascinating to accomplish this; 
which something the old woman possessed in 
H sufficient d^ree. She was everything at 
times, and in season ; she was gloomy as 
December, tearful as Ainril, serene as October, 
pleasant as June, just as occasion require : for 
her words, looks, and whole deportment, were 
sore to corpespend, and be wdl suited to Um 



company tibo was with. Besides, she was 
never at a loss : she had a why to every 
wherefore ; had always ready an old saying, 
to strengthen and corroborate her remarks, 
and a proverb to illustrate and confirm her 
assertions or opinions. Her discourse was ser- 
ious and religious ; comical and facetious ; 
and all in the space of a few minutes : nor 
were the subjects of her conversation less 
mutable ; for she would turn from what may 
be said of heaven, to the dark regions below, 
and thenoe to this busy world, and to any of 
its concerns and transactions instantly. 
These astonishing abilities are the prerog- 
atives of old women ; and by the help of them, 
this wonderful old woman frequently cured 
poor Mr. Vapourish of his maladies. She 
dirverted his thoughts from preying upon his 
mind, and he would breathe more freely, and 
consequently felt himself more comfortable. 
The old woman was well acquainted with his 
feelings, and saw his amendment so soon as 
he felt it. She would then dap her hand on 
his knee, and say, *come sir, shall you and I 
cuff a pipe together before I go home." If 
you think it will do me no harm,' he would 
reply, *I dou't care if we do.' She had much 
to say in recommendation of smoking ; so to 
smoking they went. The fumes of the tobac- 
co, a pot of ale, and noggin or two of his mead 
or ald^ wine, made them both quite happy : 
and poor Mr. Vapourii^ would sometimes con- 
tinue pretty well for weeks. When fresh at- 
tacked, the old woman was sent for, and al- 
ways recovered him ; that is as long as there 
remained in him any life or sinrits. She was 
unable to rais^ the dead : she survived him, 
though his senior by twenty years. 

BATTONG AND WATERING PLACES. 

"We now return to the JEscuLafian Register, 
winding up our curiosities for the present week 
with a seasonable article about Watering 
Places, prepared perhaps by the eminent Dr« 
Cox, himself: — 

Notwithstanding the various means resort- 
ed to at our Watering Places and Springs, for 
restoring health to the invalid, and affording 
amusement to the man of leasure and the 
lounger, we are still behind some of our Eu- 
ropean brethren, who have hit upon a plan 
which holds out a pjomise of health and plea- 
sure at the same time. In a small town in 
Switzerland, called Leuk or Locche, six lea- 
gues from Sion. and situated on the right bank 
of the Rone, are sulphuraetted thermal 
springs, of temperrture from 111 to 124 de- 
grees of Fahrenheit, which are received into 
a large basin, divided into four equal squares, 
each of them capable of containing thirty 
bathers. These square baths have dressing 
cabinets, two of wnich, are kept at an elevat- 
en temperature, bv the means of stoves. 

Round eadi bath runs an estrade or bench. 



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BIZARRE. 



on which, or on chairs, as may be most agree- 
able, persons of both sexes, suitable attired, 
take their seats. Thus situated^partially 
immersed in the hot water, they converse, 
read, or even take refreshments according to 
their several tastes. Many bathers have be- 
fore them a small floating table, on which are 
placed their breakfast, glass, handkerchief, 
snuff-box, books, and news papers. One may 
readily conceive of this being an excellent 
school for politeness, and for acquiring a cer- 
tain easy, graceful, flexion of the body, and 
movement of the hands and arms, either 
by doing the honours of the tea-table, or 
seconding the expression of admiration at a 
favorate passage, by just giving your table 
impetus enough to float it to some fair ladv 
opposite, whose acceptance of a bouquet of Al- 
pine flowers you may at the same time solicit. 
For these tables are frequently decorated thus 
by the Valaisan girls,— and the vapour of the 
thermal water preserves for a long time, the 

Srestine verdure fmd beauty of the plants and 
owers exposed to it. To insure entire 
equality, and keep away jealousies and dis- 
cord, which might arise out of the emulous 
adornment of dandies and belles, every bath- 
er is required to put on a dress, which for its 
plainess, would meet the approval of St. Fran- 
cis himself It consists of a large flannel 
gown, covering the whole body, and a tippet 
of the same to protect the shoulders from the 
cold. 

Three weeks is the period of bathing, short 
of which a cure cannot be promised. It is 
customary to begin by an hour in the morn- 
ing on the first day, two hours on the second, 
ann so on, augmenting the time successivelv, 
till the patient continues in the bath eight 
hours a aay, — four in the mourning and four 
in the afternoon.— i^/t6erf, Patissier sur les 
eaux minerales de la France, Sfc. 

Some might prefer (particularly in the pre- 
sent season) the practice of the inhabitants of 
Cumana. as related by Humboldt. They go 
down to Manzanares river with chairs, and 
seat themselves in companies in the water, 
where they chat away the evening. Such a 
situvation must certainly be favorable to the 
effusions of sentiment and love, as fiimishing 
so many apt allusions and illustrations. 

ESSAYS FOR SUMMER 
HOURS. 

— M. W. Dodd of New Y6rk, has just pub- 
lished the third and a revised edition of this 
work. It is from the pen of Charles Lanman. 
That it is popular, the numerous editions sold 
of it fully esUblish. The author, has 
written many works since the present appear- 
ed, and they have been generally creditable 
to him. lie lays no claims to professional 
authorship, yet he deserves destinotion arising 



from his works far above those which we too 
willingly concede to others, who make great- 
er pretention with far less ability. 

The topics of '*Summer Hours,'* are sug- 
gested by passing incidents ; and are as t£e 
author states in his dedicatory epistle, accom- 
panying the first edition, of a desultory char- 
acter. They are the creatures of a momentary 
impulse, written under, the influence of in- 
spired suggestion. 

As a specimen of them we give a charming 
little sketch entitled 

THE UNHAPPY STRAKGEB. 

** I was a passenger on board one of the 
noble steamers which navigate Long Island 
Sound. The huriy-burly attending our de- 
parture fix>m the great city was at last ended, ; 
and I had a good opportunity to wander j 
about the boat, studying, as is m}* wont, the 
variously marked countenances of my fellow- 
passengers. When the supper bell rang, 
there was a general movement made towards 
the after-cabin, and as I fell in with the 
crowd, I happened to cast my eye upon the 
only group left behind. This was composed 
of a middle-aged man and his three children. 
The latter were getting ready to retire to 
rest, and the youngest one, a sweet little giri 
of perhaps three years of age, ever and anon 
kept questioning her father as follows— 
**where*s mother, pa ? — pa, where's mother ? 
When will she come back ?" The kind deli- 
cate attentions of the farher, as he smoothed 
the pillows and laid them in their nest, tend- 
ed to interest my feelings ; and when at the 
supper-table, my fancy was busy with the 
secne just witnessed. 

It was now quite late ; the lazily-uttered 
joke, and the less frequent peal of laughter, 
seemed to announce the spiritual presence of 
repose. The newspaper, the book, and ch«k- 
er-board, were gradually laid aside, and in a 
liltle while nearly all the berth-curtains were 
drawn up, and their occupants in the amis of 
sleep. Many of the lamps were out, and those 
that did remain produced a dim, solemn, twi- 
light throughout the cabin — the only part at 
all animated being that comer where the boot- 
black was engaged in his appropriate dutj. 
The cause of my own wakefulness it is unne- 
cessary to relate ; suffice to say, it was en- 
tirely dispelled by the following incident. 

Just as I was about to retire, the sigh of a 
burdened heart smote my ear, and as I turned. 
I beheld an individual sitting near a berth, 
with his fiice resting upon the pillow, weeping 
bitterly. He was a fine, intelligent looking 
man, in the prime of life : and on near ob- 
servation, I found him to be the identical one 
who had before attracted my attenticm. I apr* 
preached his seat, and, in as kind a tone as 
possible, inquired the cause of his unbappi- 
ness ; adding tiiat I should be pleased to do for 



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267 



him anything he might desire. For a moment, 
a fresh flood of tears was my only answer ; but 
these he soon wiped away, and extending to 
me his hand, he thus began to speak : 

" I am grateful to you, my dear sir, for your 
expression of kindness and sympathy towards 
me, bwt the weight which is resting upcm my 
spirit cannot be easily dispelled. I have been 
sorely afflicted of late, and the associations 
connected with the event are what caused 
me to forget myself and give vent to my 
emotions in tears. To be found weeping like 
a child, in the midst of a multitude of stran- 
gers, may be consiaercd a weakness, I hope 
not a sin : but that you may understand my 
conduct, I will relate to you the cause. 

" One short month ago, as I paused to con- 
sider my condition, I fancied myself to bo one 
of the happiest of men. My cottage-home, 
which stands in one of the fairest valleys of 
New England, was then a peffect picture of 
contentment and peace. A much-loved wife, 
and three children, were then the joys of my 
existence. Every pleasureable emotion which 
I enjoyed was participed in by her, who was 
my first and only love. From our united 
heart*, every morning and evening, acended a 
deep-felt prayer of gratitude to our Heavenly 
Father : and from the same source sprang 
every hope concerning the temporal prospects 
of our children, and, to us and them, of the 
life beyond the grave. We were at peace with 
God, and with regard to this world, we had 
everything we desired. 

"The time of harvest being ended, and 
an urgent invitation having been receiv e 
from my father-m-law, I concluded to take 
my family, and make a visit to the pleasant 
village in the South, where my wiffe and I 
were children together, and where we had 
plighted our early love-vows. All things were 
ready, and, leaving our homestead to the care 
of a servant, we started on our journey, — 
reaching in due time, and in safety, our place 
of destination. 

** We found our friends all well, and glad to 
see us. Not a care or trouble rested on a' 
single heart. Thankful for the blessings of 
the past and present, all our prospects o? the 
future were as bright as heart could desire. 
* Old familiar faces' greeted us at every cor- 
ner, old friendships were again revived, and 
a thousand delightful associations crowd^ 
around, us, so that we had nothing to do but 
be happy. 

" Thus had two weeks passed away, when, 
on the very night previous to our intended dO' 
parture for home, my wife was suddenly taken 
ill, and when the morrow dawned, — / was a 
vidowtr and my children motherh ss. My wife, 
ii^tead of returning to her earthly home, was 
sammoned by her Maker, to that blessed home 
above the stars, where the happiness of the 
redeemed will never end. Qod^s will be done, 



but, alas, it ahnost breaks my heart to think 
of those bitter words — • never more.' I can- 
not bear to think of it ; never more upon 
the earth shall I behold that form, and listen 
to that voice, which were my delight and 
pride. To my eye the greenness of earth is 
forever departed. O who can tell what a day 
or an hour may bring Ibrtii ? How lonely, 
lonely, is my poor, poor, poor heart !" 

These last words of my stranger friend 
were uttered in a smothered tone, and with a 
drooping head ; and, though he held my arm 
after I had risen to go, I tore myself away, 
for I thought it my duty to retire. 

When I awoke in the morning, after a 
troubled sleep, I found the boat was at 
the dock of the New England city, and the 
day somewhat advanced. My first thought 
was concerning the unhappy stranger, with 
whom I longed to have another interview : 
but in making diligent search I found that 
he was gone, and with him his three sweet 
orphan children. His form, and the words 
he had spoken, seemed to me like a dream. 
They were indeed the substance of a vision — 
a dream of human life. Surely, shrdy life is 
but a vapor, which appeareth for a little 
season, and then vanisheth away. As Jeremy 
Taylor has eloquently written: "Death 
meets us everywhere, and is procured by 
instrument, and in all chances, and enters in 
at many doors ; by violence and secret influ- 
ence, by the aspect of a star, by the emis- 
sions of a cloud and the melting of a vapor, 
by the fall of a chariot and stumbling of a 
stone, by a full meal or an empty stomach, 
by watching at the wine, or by watching at 
prayers, by the sun or the moon, by a heat or 
a cold, by sleepless nights or sleeping days, 
by water frozen into the hardness and sharp- 
ness of a dagger, or water thawed into the 
floods of a river, by a hair or a raisin, by 
vident motion or sitting still, by severity or 
dissolution, by God's mercy or God's anger, 
by everything in providence and everything 
in manners, by everything in nature and ev- 
erytUng in chance. We take pains to heap 
up things useful to our life, and get our death 
in the purchase ; and the person is snatched 
away, and the goods remain. And all this is 
the law and constitution of nature : it is a 
puni^mient to our sins, the unalterable event 
of providence, and the decree of heaven. 
The chains that confine us to this condition 
are strong as destiny, and immutable as the 
eternal laws of God." 

This piotnre of mans condition is indeed 
most melancholy, but let us remember it is 
not a hopeless one. Let us keep the com- 
mandments, and confide in the promises of 
the Invisible, and we shall eventually find 
that the laws regulatii^ our final redemption 
will prove to be as immutable as those con- 
eeming our earthly ooiMiitk>&. 



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OOLLEOE LIFE. 

— The Southern Quarterly Reviewy for July, 
puUished at Charleston and edited by Wm. 
Gilmore Simns, is a very line issue. The arti- 
cles nine in number, including the *< Critical 
Notices, are uncommonly well written ; and 
will doubtless produce a most farorable im- 

Eression updi the reader. We especially 
ke the following papers : " State of Parties 
and the Country." The " Iroquis Bourbon." 
"Stowe's Key to Uncle Tom\ Cabin," and 
the "Aborignal Races of America." "College 
and University Education,' however pleases 
OS best, perhaps because it is short and to 
the point. We extract from it the following 
which we are bold to say, and from observa- 
tion and experience of our own, is true to 
the letter. 

" Our Collies differ in their police discip- 
line from the foreign Universities. In some, 
the students are permitted to ** live in town," 
as it is called, and are, therefore, to a great 
degree, beyond the reach of observation. 
But, when they reside within the college 
building, we observe, in our Colleges a greater 
strickness than is cither, useful or proper. 
We recollect one marked absurdity in the In- 
stitution at which we were educated. We 
studied of Course, in our own apartments, 
and the hour for study was designated by a 
bell. It was the duty of the Tutor, (there 
being one or more to each of the College 
buildinas,) to make a sort of official visit of 
inspecuon three times each day, in the periods 
allotted for study. If the student was in his 
roOTa — looking busy — it was well, and he was 
safe for one-third of the day. If he was out 
a slight apology sufficed. If he ever engaged 
in any mischief, or pursuit forbidden by col- 
lege laws, the echoing tread of the Tutor, 
down the long corridor, gave him ample 
leisure for assuming the appearance of study, 
though he returned the moment after to card 
playing or drinking. 

The English and German system is infi- 
nitely better than this. They do not attempt 
to discourage such convivial meetings as 
students may enjoy in their own apartments, 
and only require that order shall be observed, 
and tha; the decencies of life shall not be out- 
raged. The result is that such meetings are 
matters of course, and naturallf accommo- 
date themsdves to the restraints, which un- 
forbidden indulgences soon learn to impose 
upon themselves. It is true that evil results 
might ensve in Bome cases, but they would 
be less numerous that under the present 
system. Every Collegian's experience will 
assure him that the temptation to gross dissi- 
pation is more in the hazard of the pleasure 
than in the fieasure itself. Youths are at in- 
finite pains t« eooage in frolics which are ft^- 
biddcn— when, if left at liberty to ehooM, or 



rcnect, their palates, if not good sense, wedd 
wholly protect them. 

But there is a better method of ensuring 
the saftey of the scholar. Parents and head- 
masters have an idea that they are advancing 
their several reputations, if they can obtiUn a 
mere Lad entrance into College. The children 
are crammed with Greek and Lanin, and are 
thus thrown into the unavoidable license of in 
association with young men of twenty or 
twenty-one years of age. Bad habits are 
sooner learned than roots or formulae, and the 
precocious child returns a profligate or a 
drunkard. No youth sboula enter College 
before he is seventeen. If he wishes to enter 
professional life at an earlier period than such 
a course will admit of, a parent had better 
forego training the unripe morals of his son in 
the heated atmosphere of a University life. 
We may have fewer youthftil prodigies, but 
more men will%row to honor and reputation. 

Another wholesome lesson might oe incul- 
cated. A Coll^;o is not a place for punish- 
ment, but for voluntary instruction. The 
true rule for the government of a Cc41ege au- 
thorities, is to dismiss all who cannot restain 
themselves within due bounds, when they are 
left free to choose between right wrong. The 
discipline of a penitentiary-house will never 
fitly educate a student. It is sufficient to 
give him the opportunity of learning. The 
authorities of a University do not resemble a 
a private tutor, who stands, to some extent, 
in the place of a parent. Their sole bosinesg 
is to afibrd facilities for instruction : and to 
prevent vice and disorder, by the removal of 
such as are dangerous inmates, fh>m their 
characters or habitual example. These re- 
sults can be effected without making every 
well-disposed youth subject to system ^ 
espionage, and without converting College 
Tutors into work-house overseers." 



WILD OATS SOWN ABROAD. 

— The author of this work has not contented 
himself with sowing his wild oats alnxmd, but 
has noted down the whole process and then 
paraded it before the eyes and noses of his 
fellow citizens. The book is a bad book, the 
product of a sensual, low and grovelling mind, 
and the liveliness with which some parts of 
it are written only makes it the more danger- 
ous to the young and inexperienced. 

The writer speaks of his college education, 
but it is evident that English Grammer was 
not one of his studies. He has never master- 
ed the difference between the verbs to lie and 
to lay. The errors of the press are a match 
for the errors of the pen. 

It is to be regretted that any Philadelphia 
publisher should let such a work iasue from 
his store, but then we suppose his exeoM is, 
that the people pay best fcur htA hooka. 



POEBIS BY MBDITATUa 



POEMS, BY "MEDITATUS." 

— This little volume of Terse, got up in ex- 
ceedingly neat style as to paper, type and 
binding, comes to us from Messrs. Lippincott 
Gnunl^ & Co. Who the author may be, is 
not stated ; nor do we care to know. He is 
right-thinking, clearly so ; the tone which his 
poetry breathes^ is eminently religious ; no 
one can read it, without inward profit ; the 
heart will be improved, if the b^t poetical 
appreciation is not satisfied. The subjects 
have been presented by city intercourse. We 
have for instance, ** Christ Church Bells," 
** The SUte House aock," " The Old Swedes 
Church," "Crazy Norah" and the like. 
There are beautiful thoughts in many of the 
pieces ; but too frequently their execution as 
to rythm or the mechanical, is hardly kindred 
to, or sympathetic with, verse. The author 
would have done much better to have clothed 
his ideas in prose. In that dres^, indeed, they 
would have been decidedly more effective ; 
partaking of a character combining some- 
thing of a Sterne, a Hawthorne and an ** Ike 
Marvel," with a good deal more, however, of 
a ** Meditatus" than either. 

* Christ Church Bells" has the following pas- 
sage, full of delicate, poetical, tender thought, 
but jet expressed in such uncongenial, not 
to say grating numbers : — 

** To ancient bells! how many more than me 

Toor cfalmee have moved I How many more, when I 

Am ooTomd with the green wad gpringing tod, 

Thej jei shall boyo! Nor ye alone, bat Boonds 

That fill the air, and dghts unnoted by 

The paasing crowd, shall to some Toioeleas heart 

Call thooghts, to some averted eye bring tears. 

I cannot know, I do not care to know 

It now, by what nnseen and spiritual touch 

Te thrill me: but I think how unoonoeiTed 

Are the rascvptibUitiee that flU the soul, 

Here tecpld. unsuspected, covered up; 

Bui in the milder dhne of heaven, to be 

Pttfaeted in new life, and to become, 

Earh one, a separate entrance for our bliss/* 

Observe how hard the following : — 

** I cannot know, I do not care to know 

It now, by what unseen and spiritual touch, Ac 

Blank verse like this well deserves its ad- 
jective designation : it is blank enoueh. 

Again note the following from '< The State 
Hoase Clock;'* «' Meditatus" addresses that 
object thus :— 

* Speak lo mel For these fifty yearsor more 
Tbou hast been musing In this hermitage. 
And yet doth no man ever hear thy voice 
Save when it orieih the hours." 

Thuk the Clock replies, quite as unmuai- 
caOy:— 

Wli9«aIlt(mB0 to speak f one of the throng 
VmA dally thus^^mbs up to my abode, 
BaMm • ma^entfa empty entertalMaeat ? 



To which " Meditatus" says : — 

** Nay, thou old fhithftil sentinel ! I seek 
More scdid stuff; 'tis for instruction that 
I come. Speak, then, and tell me what thou soe^st 
From out those lofty windows, that like eyes 
Look ever toward the North and South, the East 
And West I" 

The Clock then rejoins : — 

*' stand where thou art, and for a little season 
(Tet not long), Fll speak with thee. 

This morning, ere my smaller hand reached five, 
Out on the EaM I saw the approach of Day. 
He came without a cloud, and roon with light 
Filled the horixon, and the arch of heaven. 
Then blue wreaths of smoke oiioending, rose 
O'er the still city spreading far beneath, 
Steeples and towers and a wante of roofs, 
That cover happy and unhappy homes. 
Since then fire timm my larger hand hath made 

HisdrcuH." 

In this very precise, eminently bell-clapper 
style, the elock goes on and tallcs quite lach- 
rymosdy, of various objects about town, 
(frawing many a wholesome moral and admin- 
istering many a worthv slice of advice. 

From a poem entitled ** The River" we 
extract the following: another illustration, of 
how very fair thoughts are ruined in the 
clothing given to them : — 

** Far down the pebbly beach I walk alone; 
The deep, wide river floweth by my side; 
Oreen boughs bend o'er me. Oh, loved SoUtudut 
Hark from the boughs! 'tis the wood-robin's note. 
Sweet bird, thou speakest nnto me; I know 
Who sent thee here. 

Over the river now 
The meadows look like velvet, and the woods 
In rich dark clusters stretch to tii' edge of fight, 
Crowned all with gold by the low sinking sun. 
lifting my eyes up to the cloudless heaven 
I see the creeoentf slender and new-bom. 
Te burning w<»ld8 that lie t' the other side 
Of the veil round me, ask I yet of you! 
TIs nothing— I am but a worm— enough 
Is shown to me.*' 

Is not this positively jaw-breaking ? 

The following is executed in a style much 
better than any thing else in the vol- 
ume. It is indeed an oasis in a desert of most 
unmusical verse. 

THE TWO aBAVBS. 
** Here are two graves with flowers oveirgrowD, 

No monument doth tell who lies beneath. 
Or bow the swift-winged years have cone and flown. 

Since they were laid here by the hand of death. 
Tet was there onoe a time when, smooth and green, 

This sod unbroken lay in the cool shade- 
Renewed each spring its graaqr dren was seen. 

Till autnmn froets returningv made It ta6». 
This virgin soO, that ne*er was broke before, 

To dust received those who of dust were bom, 
Then dosed again, to be disturbed no more 

TBI tliqr iball vend It on the Judgment son. 



270 BIZARRB. 



And I, a wanderer on a toilmnM way, 
To view this quiet resting-place am brought, 

And lingering here a« fiadee the gammer's day. 
Find mid its quiet beauties, food for thought. 

Thonirh Ftill and lonely now, I do not doubt 
There has another scene been witnoned here; 

Whnn from the stricken heart deep grief flowed out, 
And where these flowers spring, foil the bitter tear. 

But now perchance the stricken heart is gone, 
That yearned for those who lie beneath this spot; 

Pornhanco of all who tread the earth, not one 
Rcmembereth their imago or their lot 

And this is but the common fote of all; 

The world forgets us. though we loTcd it well ; 
And the few kindred hearts that weep our lall, 

Soon following us, are Ikllcn where wo fell. 

It is not, then, upon your earthly state, 
Ye namuloss fdumb'rers who lie here at rest, 

That liu;;erini; llius I mu^e and meditate 
As fades the day along the golden west. 

Though ye had many lorers and few foes, 

Though wealtb with jewoU'd splendor clothed your 
brow. 
Though ye were poor, and aufltered all the woes. 

Of keenest want, what doth it matter now? 
Earth's sorrows and her sweetest joys forget. 

The things ye sought in vain and those ye won, 
That pitied and that envied in your lot 

Are now alike all gone, forever gone I 
Not to the fleeting things of Time, which die 

As the frail body yeildeth up its breath. 
Thought turns her silent retrospective eye, 

But tp the soul, the soul, that knows no death. 
Were ye among the lowly and the meek, 

Whose new-bom he<irts are filled with heavenly love 7 
Did ye pass by earth's empty charms, and seek 

A purer portion in the realms above ? 
It may be that the lowly path of prayer 

Across lile's waste these mould'ring foot have trod. 
And. cheered by fifdth, thro* all this night of care 

With joyfW steps they hasten'd home to God. 
In sweetest slumber rests the weary head. 

If Jesus the still watches o'er it keep; 
More soft than couch of down this narrow bed. 

When here he glveth his beloved sleep. 

— Harver^s Magazine for Augost, comes to us 
througQ Messrs. Getz and Buck our neigh- 
bors. It is an unusually rich number ; fiUed 
with spirited reading and very handsome il- 
lustrations. 



— The Illustrated Magazine of Art for Au- 
gust comes to us promptly, from Mr. J. W. 
Moore, the agent for Fhiladelphia. It is a 
superb number, if possible better than those 
which have preceeded it. The publisher de- 
serves credit for the elegant manner in which 
he gets up his works. 



— Old Knick for August is out, but our copy 
coming by that slow coach the United Stat^ ! 
Mail has not yet reached us, and in all pro- 
bability will not do so until the middle of the 
month, or until all the post office clerks have 
read it to their satisfaction. ** Old Knick'' is 
too good a publication to reach us promptly. 

— PiUnam^s Magazine for August contains an 
unusual amount of excellent reading, particu- 
larly in the prose department. *' Our Crys- ' 
tal Palace," is extraordinarily well done : so is 
" Curiosities of Puritan History," ditto "Re- 
jected Mss.," ditto and eminently so, "Rus- 
sian Despotism and its Victims." Upon the 
whole, Putnam is a credit to American litera- 
ture, 

— " Percy Effingham ' is the title of a new 
novel by Cockton, author of " Valentine box," 
&c,, which T. B. Peterson of our city has 
just published, and which is highly commend- 
ed by the English press. It has a decidedly 
selling look, a look by the way, which char- 
acterizes all of T, B. P.'s books. As looks, 
however, are oftentimes very poor data by 
which to judge of men, so are they of books. 

— H. Hooker, of our city, has in press, to be 
issued early in August : " Pilate and Herod : 
a Tale," illustrative of the early history of 
the Church of England in the province of 
Maryland, by the Rev. Harvey Stanley, Rec- 
tor of Holy Trinity, Md. : in two vols. 12nio. 

— Messr*. C. J. Pbicb & Co., hare in pre- 
paration for publication *' Familiar Letters on 
the Physics of the Earth," by Buff mod Hoff- 
man. 

— We have received the Fifth Part of Red- 
field's beautiful republication of Colher's 
amended edition of Shakspcare's Works. It 
comes to us through Peterson, the enterpris- 
ing "Top," as T. B. P. is universally 
caUed. 

— Several books still await notice at our 
hands. 

— Sir. a. Alison's second volume of his 
•• History of Europe, from the Fall Napoleon, 
will be published in October ; also Miss 
Strickland's fourth volume of the " lives of 
the Queens of Scotland." 

— A correspondent of The Tribune, writing 
from the classic shades of Cambridge says :— 

*' I spent a pleasant day or two wandering 
about tne beautiful streets and roads surround- 
ing Harvard, and around the sacred shades of 
Mount Auburn, but they close Mount Au- 
burn too early, even before sunset. The gate 
of Death should not be shut so early on the 
weary wanderer seeking to find silence be- 
neath her shadow, darkened by the drooping 
wing of evening. 

I stood beneath the sturdy dm, imder 



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271 



which Washington first unsheathed his 
sword on taking command of the American 
army on his appointment by Congress. I 
gazed upon Washington's old residence now 
tasteftilly kept by Prof. Longfellow ; a resi- 
dence, I should think, worthy of a Poet, the 
whole year round ; and near it I tried to 
pierce the impenetrable shade of firs and 
other erergrcens in which Lowdl has hid him- 
self ; and I have returned to this city to gire 
you this record of my observations of Har- 
vard Commencement. I hope to witness sim- 
ilar scenes at Yale next wedc." 

— A SXOW-ARCH ON Mt. WASHINGTON: — 

A party of travellers, just arrived from the 
mountains, report that on the 13th instant, in 
a<»cending tho summit of Mount Washington, 
by a new route, they passed under or through 
a natural archway of snow, twenty feet high, 
one hundred and sixty feet long, the crust 
above their heads forty feet in thickness. The 
archway was worn by the stream known as 
Ciystar Falls, which desends towards the east 
through a chasm or gap, whose walls are 
seven hundred feet on each side. They ex- 
press the belief that this natural archway of 
Sure snow will remain in its present state 
uring the summer. The surface of this mass 
of snow extends over several acres, and has 
no agns of ice or crystallization. 

— Tbk Matrimonial Creed. — ^Whoever will 
be married, before all thin^ it is necessary 
that he hold the conjugal faith ; and the con- 
jugal faith is this : that there were two ra- 
tional beings created both equal, and yet one 
superior to the other ; and the inferior shall 
bear rule over the superior ; which feith ex- 
cept every one keep wnole and undefiled with- 
out doubt he shall be scolded at everlastingly. 

The man is superior to the woman, and 
the woman is inferior to the man ; yet both 
are equal and the woman shall govern the 



The woman is commanded to obey the man, 
and the man ought to obey the woman ; 

And vet there are not two obedients but 
one obedient. 

For there is one dominion nominal of the 
husband, and another dominion real of the 
wife. 

And yet there are not two dominions but 
one dominion. For like as we are compelled 
by the christian verity to acknowled^ that 
wives must submit themselves to their hus- 
bands and be subject to them in all things. 

So are we forbidden by the conjugal faith 
to say that they should be at all influenced 
by their wives or pay regard to their com- 
mands. 

For hmh was not created for the woman 
bat tbe woman for the man. 

Yet the man shall be the slave of the wo- 
man and the woman the tyrant of the man. 



So that in all things as aforesnid the sub- 
jection of the superior to the inferior is to be 
bdieved. 

He therefore that will be married must 
thus think of the woman and of the man. 

Futhermore, it is necessary to submissive 
matrimony that he also bdieve rightly the in- 
fallibility of the wife. 

For the right faith is that we believe and 
confess that the wife is fallible and infallible : 

Perfectly fallible and perfectly infallible ; of 
an erring soul and unerring mind subsisting ; 
fallible as touching her human nature and in- 
fallible as touching her female sex. 

Who though she be fallible and infallible, 
yet she is not two, but one woman ; who sub- 
mitted to lawful marriage to acquire unlaw- 
ful dominion: and prcmiised religiously to 
obey that she might rule with uncontrolable 
sway. 

This is the conjugal faith ; which except a 
man believe faithfully he cannot be marriol. 



^bit0rs' Sans-Smui. 



TO OOPtPtKePONDKNTa. 

— Poetical contributors must bear with us a 
short time. We have quite a stock of good, 
bad, and indifferent rhyme on hand, some of 
which we shall publish. Let the reader not 
suppose, because we publish a poetical effort, 
we consider it necessarily fit to publish. 
Rising genius must be encouraged, and Bi- 
zarre can afford to do something in its be- 
half as well as any body else. ** The Autumn 
Mom," which we present to our readers on 
another page, comes from a gentleman of de- 
cided talent and promise. He trots his Muse 
around the course whereupon Buchanan Read 
and others have attained distinction. The 
animal gets unmanageable, now and then; 
but this, of course, shows that he is spirited. 

A U-m-K BOABTINQ 

— We hope every body read " The Romance 
of Toil," in our last number. It came from a 
polished female writer, who we cordially wel- 
come to our pages. Other articles from the 
same pen are promised. The sooner they 
come, the better. Bizarre will be consider- 
ably enlarged at the close of the present vo- 
lume, by the addition of several pAges. We 
find we have not room, with our present di- 
mensions, to carry out our wishes. There 
mil be no increase of price ! Can't some of our 
friends procure us a few hundred more sub- 
scribers. We have already obtained a sub- 
stantial list, but it will very well bear increas- 
ing. 

AMUaKIS^SIMTa. 

— Sanford has opened his charming little 
Opera House on Twelfth street, and Uie en. 



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tertainments there are very excellent. He 
has all of his old attractions, with new ones 
of marked moment; for instance, Nelson 
Kneass, the clever composer and pianist. 
The singing of Sanford's troupe is altogether 
better than any we have before heard from an 
Ethiopian corps ; while the instrumental per^ 
formances are also of a very high order. SU- 
ter, the great champion dancer, remains ; and 
Master Sinford is also put forth nightly for 
his graceful pas — ^no allusion to old Sanford — 
or steps. 

— There is a talk of an opera season here, 
early in the autumn, with Sontag, Stcffenone, 
Maretzec, and the whole Castle Garden force. 

PKRRV OOUNTTV e^RINOa. 

— We find the following in one of our promi- 
nent city dailies : — 

** The Perry County Springs is one of the 
choicest of the many country resorts in Penn- 
sylvania. We are glad to learn, too, that 
there is there at present a very delightful 
company, made up of our own citizens, as well 
as the citizens of other cities, towns, villages 
and hamlets, both in and out of Pennsylvania. 
The situation of these Springs is superb : in- 
deed, it could not be better, whether for fine, 
vigorous atmosphere, or for beautiful scenery. 
Mr. Etter keeps the hotel, and keeps it in su- 
perior style. He is one of your genial men : 
everybody femcies him ; we suspect it would 
be almost impossible to be dull or down-spi- 
rited in his house. There are various sports 
at the Springs, viz : riding, fiishing, shooting, 
b6wling, ring and "schneevy" — is that the 
way it is spelt, Dutchmen, say? — ^billiards 
and so on. The trip there is short and agree- 
able, performed as it is i)y cars and carriages. 
We hear a large party set out for the Springs 
the present week. We should like to be of 
the number." 

BSNJAN/IIN MORAN. 

— This clever gentleman is i|ow established 
in London, where he is engaged as correspond- 
ent for several American papers. He is doing 
well, but not a whit better than he deserves. 
We received a kind letter from him by a late 
steamer, and no doubt our readers, — embrac- 
ing many of his warm friends, — ^would be 
pleased with an extract therefrom, especially 
as it relates to a subject of marked interest : 

** London is gay, noisy, hauehty, intimidat- 
ing, mighty ! It is like the flood of Niagara 
— a terror, and yet a beauty to look upon. 
No one can describe it. Men may try, but 
will fail ; fail signally, completely and inglo- 
riously. Picture to yourself houses in lanes, 
courts, alleys, streets, places, squares, roads, 
avenues and terraces extending over a space 
included in a diameter of sixteen miles, at a 
fkir calculation; — the houses to be of all 
shapes, and sizes, and conditions, from the 



hovel to the palace ; and fill them with tkrte 
milUons of people ! What a host ! The mind 
staggers at its immensity ! It cannot grasp 
it—there is too much for contemplation. And 
yet this vast army of contending mortals is 
but a part of London, in reality. You must 
take into the census of that great world— for 
world it is — the necessary contrivances of 
utility and pleasure— the vehicles, the vans, 
the railways, the ships, the numberless articles 
essential to the comfort, use, and purposes of 
the whole. The roar of its streets, the occa- 
pations of its citixens— the splendor and mi- 
sery of its denizens. And yet, mighty as it 
is, and great as are its wonders, its fascina- 
tions, and its promises to the ambitious and 
adventurous — a quiet village, where peace and 
plenty dwell, is its superior in all that man 
really wants. Great cities are said to be ul- 
cers on the body politic ; and Cobbett, not 
improperly, called London the ** wen of Epg- 
land. He might have said of the world ! 

And yet it is something to be in this fes- 
tering and spreading tumor of squalor and 
splendor — at least for an American. It is an 
event in his history, and an incident worthy 
of record, if no more." 

FOREIQN NKWS. 

— The commercifA news from Liyerpool is 
sometimes worded very strangely. Mr. Mc- 
Henry is given as authority for some late in- 
telligence respecting bacon and tallow. 

" Bacon is moving more freely, but with- 
out any improvement." 

This is painful news for the friends of Ba- 
con. What has been the loatter with Bacon, 
we are not informed. Bacon is able to take 
exercise — amoves more freely, and yet is no 
better. Bacon has not been properly cured. 

'< Tallow is more calm^* (meaning to say, 
calmer.) 

This shows that the heat of the weather is 
abating. Tallow was anything else than calm 
during the late hot weather. It moved as 
freely as the aboye-mentioned Bacon. It was 
not ** firm in first hands" or on first bodies. 

" Shoulders are quiet." Perhaps they have 
had too much to do lately, have had heavier 
burdens than they can l>ear. It is well for 
them now to take a little rest. 

— Col. Mauwcb, 123 Chestnut Street, can- 
not possibly be forgotten by us, so constantly 
is he prominent in town. As a stationer, 
none surpass him ; as a good citizen and man 
he is also among the most notable. 

— The Trade Sale of Messrs. TboiMs t Spds 
will be found advertised in our pages. The 
inyoioes will, it is said, oorer $250,000. This 
is immense. 



A SYRIAN TALE. 



273 



"BOAUO, fiXSABKB, WHAT BAT TOU, MADOAPr*— FongtlAar. 



ximxt. 



poft THE wm XyDINO 
BATI7RDAT, AUGUST 13, 



1853. 



A SYRIAN TALE. 

TBOM THK OESMAK. 

Chaptkb I. 

Noi far from the banks of the Orontes, and 
aloof from any other habitation, stood a Syr- 
ian cottage, where dwelt a peasant, his wife, 
and'only son. It was the daily employment 
of the latter to lead the few sheep of his fa- 
ther to the hills, where the wild and sweet 
notes of his Syrian pipes often cheered the 
trayeller on his way : the caravans travelling 
from Damascus to Bagdad sometimes passed 
by, and purchased of his father's flock ; and 
nothing could exceed the joy of Semid when 
he heard the camel bell, and the mournful 
chant of the Arab driver, and saw the long 
train of the caravan winding up the moun- 
tain path. One night there arose a violent 
storm ; the Orontcs overflowed its banks, the 
blast came wild and furious from the desert 
beyond, and moaned through the lonely group 
of fig-trees around the cottage with a sound 
as oT destruction. Amidst the darkness and 
the beating of the rain was heard a voice of 
distress that seemed to implore admission and 
shdter. Semid arose, and on opening the 
door, a venerable man entered, whose green 
turban and toil-worn features proclaimed him 
to be a Hadgi, or pilgrim from Mecca ; his 
beard descended nearly to his girdle, and over- 
come by fatigue and the violence of the storm, 
he threw himself on the coarse carpet which 
was spread for him, an^ i imng over the blazing 
fire ; and when he had drank of the cofifee 
presented him, his faded looks brightened with 
ioy» and at last he broke silence, and gave the 
bfessing of a Hadgi, and adored the goodness 
q£ Allah. The storm was hushed, the moon- 
ligfat came through the lattice window of the 
cottage: the pilgrim knelt, and folding his 
hands on his breast, he prayed, fixing his ^es 
on earth, with intense devotion; he thrice 
pressed his forehead on the ground, and then 
stood with his face to Mecca, and invoked the 
prophet. 

Semid gaxed on, the stranger ; he could be 
no waodenng denrise ; his aspect and manner 
were &r simerior to the poverty of his dress, 
and on the hem of his garment was embrdd- 
ered that passage fixnn the Koran, fit only for 



the good. The next and several following days 
the Hadgi was still a welcome guest ; he had 
been a long and restless traveller, and when 
Semid was seated by his side in the rude por- 
tico of the cottage, as the sun was setting on 
the Orontes. and the wild mountains around, 
and he had given the chibowque into his hands, 
he drank in with insatiable delight every tale 
of wandering and peril on the wave and the 
wilderness which tne other related. At last 
the day of his departure came, and Semid 
wept bitterly as he clasped the hand of the 
stranger, who, during his short stay, had be- 
come deeply attached to him, and who now 
turned to the father and mother, and raised 
his right hand to heaven, and attested his 
words by the name of Allah. " I am alone,*' 
he said, ** in the world ; the shaft of death 
has stricken from my side relative and friend, 
as I have beheld the Euphrates rush on its 
solitary course through the wild, that once 
flowed through the glory and light of the 
bowers of Eden. Yet sufier your son to cheer 
and brighten my way, and I will be to him 
both parent and counseller ; he shall partake 
of my wealth, and! when three years have 
passed over our heads, he shall return to bless 
your declining years." 

It was long before the parents of Semid 
would consent to this proposal ; but at last 
the prospect of their son's advancement, and 
of his return endowed with knowledge and 
wealth, wrung a reluctant assen^. The sun's 
rays had not penetrated through the grove of 
fig-trees that shadowed his home, when the 
youth and his companion directed their course 
across the plain, and on the third day entered 
the thick forests which terminated it, sleep- 
ing at night beneath the trees around the fire 
they had kindled. One night overcome by 
fatigue, and the excessive heat of the way, 
they had sunk to sleep in the wood, without 
taking the precaution to kindle a fire. In the 
middle of the night Semid was awakened by 
a piercing shriek, and hastening to his com- 
panion, found he had been bitten by a serpent, 
whose wound was mortal : already the poison 
began to circulate through his veins, his limbs 
trembled, his face was flushed with crimson, 
and his eyes had a fatal lustre. He clasped 
the hand of the youth convulsively in his own, 
and pressed it to his heart. *' my son," he 
said, *" Allah has ciilled me at the midnight 
hour, and the angel of death has put his cup 
to my lips ere I thought it was prepared ; and 
thou art left solitary like a bride widowed on 
her marriage mom: — thy friend and guide 
torn from thee, what wUl be thy fate? — and 
the wealth, that would have been thine will 
now be scattered amongst strangers." 

He paused, and seemed lost in thought : the 
young Syrian supported his d3ring head on his 
knees, and his tears fell fast cm the face that 
was soon to be shrouded firom him for ever. 



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Suddenly the old man drew forth fh>m his 
bosom a memorial of his affection, that was 
indeod indelible, and fixing his look intensely 
on his friend, ** Semid." he said, " I have 
hefdtated whether to consign to you this ring, 
and darkness is on my spirit as to the result. 
Place this ring on your nnger, and it will in- 
vest YOU with surpassing beauty of feature 
and form, which, if rightly used, will con- 
duct you to honor and happiness: but if 
abused to the purposes of vicious indulgence, 
will make sorrow and remorse your portion 
throueh life. Having uttered these words, he 
sank back, and died. All night the Syrian 
boy mourned loudly over the Iwdy of his bene- 
factor ; and the next day watched over it till 
sunset, when with difficulty he dug a rude 
grave and interred it. Early on the second 
morning he pursued his way through the for- 
est, and the sun was hot on the plain beyond 
ere he advanced from its gloomy recesses. He 
had placed the ring, of a green color and 
without ornament, on his finger, and already 
amidst his grief for the loss of his friend, his 
heart swell^ with vanity at the many advan- 
tages it had given him. Oppressed with the 
heat he drew near to where a fountain gushed 
forth beneath a few palm-trees on the plain, 
and formed a limped pool ; he stooped to 
drink, but started back at beholding the 
change a few hours had made. The sun- 
burnt features of the shepherd boy had given 
place to a countenance of dazzling fairness 
and beauty; the dark ringlets clustered on 
the pure forehead over stiU darker eyes, 
whose look was irresistible ; his step became 
haughty as he pursued his way, and saw each 
passenger fix on him a gaze of admiration, 
and he glanced with disdain on his coarse 
peasant's dress. 

The sun was setting on the splendid mos- 
ques and gilt minarets of the city of Damas- 
cus, now full in view, when a numerous train 
of horsemen drew near : it was Hussein, the 
son of the Pacha, returning from the course. 
Struck at the sight of one so meanly clad, yet 
80 extremely beautiful, he stopped and de- 
manded whence he came and whither he was 
journeying ; on Semid replying that he was 
friendless and a stranger, ne bsde him follow 
in his train, and added that on the morrow 
he should become one of his own guards. 
The next day, in his military habit, and rich 
arms, and mounted on a fine Arab courser, he 
pode by the Prince's side. Each day now 
saw some improvement in the shepherd of the 
Orontes ; possessing by nature a quick imag- 
ination, and an enterprising spirit, he made a 
rapid progress in the accomplishments of the 
court of I)amascu8. Speedily promoted by 
Hussein, whose favorite he had become, and 
admired by all for the exquisite personal ad- 
vantages he possessed, he joined with those of 
his own rank in every amusement and plea- 



sure the city afiforded. 

Amidst scenes like these the memory of his 
father and mother, the lonely cottage on the 
river's bank, his few sheep, and his moun- 
tain solitudes, grew more and more faint ; ill 
love for simplicity and innocence of life tod 
heart was lost irretrievably, and the senses 
were prepared to yield to the first seductioii. 
The favorite mistress of Hussein, a beauttfbl 
Circassian, had one morning, while walking 
beneath the sycamore-trees by the river's side^ 
seen Semid playing at the jerrid with the 
prince, and his uncommon loveliness of coun- 
tenance and noble figure had inspired her 
with a violent passion. One day, as he sat 
beneath the portico of a ooffee-nouse, one of 
those women approached him whose employ- 
ment it is to ml nosegays of flowers to the 
Turkish ladies : she drew one from her bas- 
ket, and put it into his hand; the varioos 
flowers were so arranged as to convey a mes- 
sage of love from that lady, the fame of whose 
charms filled the whole city. DeefJy flatter- 
ed as the heart of Semid was at this discov- 
ery, and filled with intent curiosity to be- 
hold such perfection, he still hesitated ; grati- 
tude to his benefactor Hussem ; the memory 
of the lessons of piety so often received fiom 
his parents ; the dying words of the pierim 
of Mecca ; all conspired to deter him. Bat, 
to be the obiect of the love of such a woman, 
and solicited to behold her ! — the thought was 
irresistible. Night came, and the last call to 
prayer of the Muezzin from the minaret had 
ceased, when, disguised, he climbed the lofty 
wall that encircled the harem of the prince, 
and gliding through the garden, was admitted 
by one of the eunuchs, who conducted him 
through several apartments into the one tiiat 
was the abode of the favorite. Dazzled at the 
sight of such excessive beauty, Semid stood 
motionless, unable to advance, or withdraw 
his eyes from the Circassian, who rose, and 
waved her hand for him to be seated on the 
ottoman beside her. Scarcely had he obeyed 
her, and recovering from his confusion, b^an 
to declare the passion he felt, when the loud 
sound of voices and steps rapidly approach- 
ing, the Serei was heard. Semid stiirted np. , 
and paralysed by his feelings, gazed alternate- ; 
ly at the lady, and at the door, through whidi 
he every moment expected the guards to | 
burst with the sentence of death. In the { 
agony of her fear, she clasped his hand so 
convulsively in hers, as, on his sudden start- 
ing from her side, to draw unconsciously the 
green ring from his finger. 

At that moment she uttered a load ay, I 
and fixed her dark eyes on him, but thdr ex- ' 
pression was no longer love : instead of Hie I 
beautiful and matchless Semid, stood before ' 
her a venerable man, in ^pearance like an 
Imaun ; his beard hung down to his girfle, 
his thin gray locks were scattered orer 4n8 



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275 



wrinkled front, and his look was sad and im- 
ploring. Just at this instant, Hussein and his 
attendants burst into the apartment, and 
searched in Tain with bitter imprecations for 
the traitor Semid : the stranger, whose ap- 
pearance bespoke him either a Hakim, or 
physieiMi, orateacher of religion, was suffer- 
ed to depart unmolested. He rushed wildly 
into the streets of the citv ; they were silent 
and deserted, for every inhabitant had retired 
to rest ; but there was no rest for the soul of 
Semid, no calm for the hopeless sorrow and 
devouring despair which now agitated it. He 
had cast from him forever the only gift that 
would have raised him in the career of life, 
and when he gazed on his whithered form, 
felt his limbs tremble, and the chill blast wave 
his white locks : he lifted his staff towards 
heaven, and cursed the hour when the stran- 
ger's steps came to the cottage of his father ; 
and the still more fatal seduction of beautr 
which now left shame and wretchedness his 
only portion. 

To fly from these scenes he resolved to quit 
Damascus fbrever : and at sunrise he issued 
oat of the northern gate that conducts to 
Haleb. As he brooded over his sad destiny 
he could not help acknowledging the justice 
of Allah, since, had he not yielded to guilty 
temptation, and fled in the face of the dying 
coonsel of his benefactor, the wanderer from 
Mecca, he had remained still happy, loved and 
caressed. He gazed with joy afar off on the 
nrinerets of HaJeb as the termination of his 
journey, and night fell ere he entered it. The 
streets were silent, and he roamed through 
the populous city to seek a place of refresh- 
ment and rest ; but as he passed by the door 
of a splendid pi^ace, he heard sounds from 
within of distress and f^ny ; he stopped to 
listen : they became louder and more hope- 
less, when the door suddenly opened, and 
many persons rushed wildly out, as if in hur- 
ried search of some one. At sight of Semid, 
' they instantly addressed him, and drew him 
' forward into the palace, conjuring him to 
< qoioken his steps, and exert all his skill for 
, that she who lay expiring was the beloved of 
their prince, and adored by all who approach- 
ed her. 

They (juickly entered the superb saloon from 
> whoM^ issued those cries of distress. On a 
low ottoman, reclined helplessly a woman 
of exquisite beauty, her delicate limbs writh- 
ing in agony. On one white arm fell the loose 
tr e ac o B df her raven hair, while the other was 
lud on the bosom of her young and devoted 
I husband, the Pacha of Haleb. The ravages 
I of the poison, administered by a rival lady, 
. were ah-eady visible on her forehead, and wan 
: and beautinil lips; her eyes, commanding 
even in death, were fixed on the group around, 
wi& a look as if she mourned deeply to be 
tlav torn tnm all she lored, but stul scorned 



her rival's arts ; her golden girdle was burst 
by the convulsive pangs that heaved her 
bosom — the angel of death had seized her for 
his own. Every eye was turned on the ven- 
erable stranger, who had been mistaken by 
the attendants for a physician, and who saw 
instantly that all aid was vain ; he took her 
hand in his to feel the pulse, when his finger 
pressed, and his glance at the same instant 
caught the green ring that had been the 
source of all his misfortunes. The Circas- 
sian suddenly raised her eyes on the venera- 
ble form before her, knew instantly her once- 
loved but ruined Semid, and with her last 
look fixed on him, she gave a deep sigh, and 
expired. 

When the cries and wailings which filled 
the saloon had subsided, and all had with 
drawn save one or two favorite attendants, 
Semid bent in anguish over the murdered form 
of that young and ill-fated lady, and his tears 
fell fast on those features which even in death 
were irresistibly lovely; he then drew the 
ring from her finger and placed it on his own, 
and covering his face with his cloak, rushed 
from the apartment. The moon-light was cast 
vividly over the silent streets and dwellings 
of Haleb, and on the sands of the desert that 
encircled them without. What a charm had 
that stillness and solitude for the heart of 
Semid then ; in the fulness of its delight he 
fixed his eagle eye on the blue and cloudless 
sky, and on the dreary wastes around ; his 
feelings were indescribable. As his firm and 
haughty step passed rapidly along, his dark 
hair fell in prorasion on his nock, and the folds 
of his garments displayed the contour of his 
gracefiil limbs. <' Again," he exclaimed, 
** youth, and beauty, and power are mine ; 
men will gaze on me with envy, and woman^s 
eye shall be no more turned from this form 
with pity and aversion ; and the worid is to 
me once more a field of pleasure, triumph, 
and love !" He resolved immediately to quit 
the city, and enjoy the pleasure of travelling 
through new and distant scenes, and having 
purchased horses, and hired a servant, he de- 
parted, and directed his course towards Bag- 
dad. 

(To be concluded In our next) 

PENNSYLVANIA SCENERY. 

AN EXCURSION TO FITTSBUEGH OySR THB PENN- 
SYLVANIA CENTRAL RAIL ROAD. 

[The great renources and beauties of our own State are 
imperfvctly known to a large number of our ciUcens, who 
make yearly pilgrlmagofl, in quest of pleasure and amuse- 
ment, far away from our own borders. The writer of the 
following notes of an Excursion to Ptttsbuxj^ has been 
convinced of this by very late experience.] 

In company with two friends, early in the 
morning of one of the pleasant days late in 



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BIZAEbRB. 



July, we seated oarsdyes in a car at the Com- 
monwealth Depot, Schuylkill Fifth and Market 
streets, and a short time after were hurried 
on our way to the Iron City of the West. On 
crossing Market Street Bridge, the steam- 
whistle sensibly apprises us of a notion of 
speed. Here the cars are connected with the 
engine, and away we fly, from the turmoil 
of trade and the excitement of commerce, 
through flowery meadows, green com-flelds, 
and the health-giving verdure, shedding its 
sweet perfume on upland and dale. 

How keen our senses become to every thing 
pure and beautiful; especially after a long 
residence in the city ! The country — ^with its 
trees, broad fields, rich crops, and verdant 
scenery— embraces us with a kindness and a 
charity, making us feel buoyant and glad ; 
thankfil for Ufe, health, and a birth-right 
in a free and glorious country. 

White Hall, the second station, nine miles 
from the city, and the end of the new track 
to avoid the plane at the Schuylkill, is plea- 
santly situated, and is made a place of sum- 
mer-residence by many of our citizens. Pass- 
ing Morgan's Corner, wo are at the Eagle 
Station, near the junction of the West Chester 
and Columbia railways, fifteen miles from the 
city. This is a very pretty place, and we 
judge healthful. 

Paoli, (20 miles from Philadelphia). — Here 
Chester valley commences to develope its in- 
numerable b^uties of luxuriant scenery and 
well-cultivated farms, which are spread out 
on either side of our course. The Pequa and 
Concstoga are crossed, and the Great valley 
connects again with the Conestoga, and is 
lead, by the course of this stream, south of 
Lancaster City, to the Susquehanna, where 
it is abruptly broken by the wilds of that 
river. 

Passing eleven stations, and sixty-eight 
mUes irom Philadelphia, we are in the 

CiTT OF Lancaster, 

the capital of a county proverbially known 
as " the Paradise of the State." Indeed, we 
think it challenges the country for its equal 
in richness and beauty of rural scenery. This 
city is now improving very rapidly : it was 
long at a stand, but latterly an impetus has 
been given to its old citizens by the young 
men. There are now, in active operation, 
two large cotton fiwjtories, for the manufac- 
ture of muslins and sheetings. The '* Conea- 
toga Mills" have already gained considerable 
cdebrity for their fine productions. The com- 
pany employs 400 operatives. The city has 
a population of about 15,000 ; and consider- 
able trade is kept up with the rich agricul- 
tural districts surrounding it. A new prison 
has been erected, after the same order of ar- 
chitecture as the Eastern Penitentiary, at 
Philadelphia. The county commissioners aie 



now constructing a court house, adapted, with 
all the room requisite, for the c^ciarj and 
county records. The marble is procured al 
Ephrata, about fourteen miles north-eaat td 
the city, and is peculiariy suited to arc&itee- 
tural purposes. 

DnxBBviLLE, one mile from Lancaster, and 
sixty-nine from Philadelphia. Here we leave 
the old State road, and pass on to the Httris- 
burg Rail Road, thirty-six miles long. This 
road has lately been highly improved, by the 
laying oi a new T rail the entire route. The 
persevering and energetic presideiit of thia 
company, Josbph Ybaosr, Esq., is now bosily 
engaged in getting the rail for a second trade. 
It is manufactured at the Montour Iron Works, 
Danville, Pa. The travelling public oiver this 
route will hail this intelligence with delight, 
as the old road has been a somrce of much 
compl aint. These improvements will augment 
the business of the nMtd, and Mr. Yeaga* will 
soon learn that his libw is greatly appreciated. 
This road is an important link in the route of 
the Great Central Rail Road Company. 

Passing by Mount Joy, and in sight o( Eli- 
zabeth town, we cut through the tunnd of 
one of the Conewago hills. The surface of 
the country here presents a very ancient Kp- 
pearance. * The trap-rock, a stone peculiar to 
this locality, is distributed on these ranges of 
hills alone. Its grayish and time-worn sor^ 
face is linked with remote convulsions. Maay 
are round and dark, others sharp and diaggy, 
standing out in naked peaks, monuments of 
the great in nature. 

The Conbwago Beidgb, — one hundred feet 
high. — This is a beautiful bridge thrown 
across a deep and frightful chasm, at a paint 
where the stream forces its way through the 
rocky hills. We were seated high ab^c the 
the tall oak and hickory, but our view was 
limited to the course of the hills as they ex- 
tend themselves to the Susquehanna river. 

MiDDLBTOWN,— ninety-five miles from V^ 
ladelphia. — The silvery waters of the broad 
Susquehanna lay out before us here. T^ 
Swatara connects itself with the noble river 
also at this point ; and the Union Canal, after 
having been led by the gentle and mosBj 
banks of the Swatara, is joined at Portsmooth 
with the Pennsylvania Canal. Leaving tins 
place, we are frequently directed in our view 
to the banks of the Susquehanna, with its 
Islands and green hiUs. 

Habrisbubo, — one hundred and four miles 
from Philadel{^. ^ After an elegaat dinaer, 
provided by the diffisrent hotels in the vicinity 
of the depot, for the nominal charge of twenty* 
five cents, we change cars, and with ihe AtO' 
Umta, a splendid engine, we are hurried on 
our journey for HoUidaysbur^, 138 miles from 
Harrisburg and 242 from Phdadelphnu 

The Bridgb ovkr thb SD8QtnauKirA.*^-ax 
miles above Hanisborg,— Hera, w« m^ say, 



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I tii6 Hercideaii work of tbe Central 
Ballroftd Compuiy. .The magnificent bridge 
which here spans the river is nnsarpassed, for 
worioBanship, and as a piece of fine masonry, 
by anything in the United States. Its situa- 
tion is at h point of yaried and picturesque 
soenery. The traveller is immeasurably de- 
lighted with the panorama which is here 
stietehed before him. The Peters, Shar, and 
BkvM Mountains appear in bold outline : the 
Blue Ridge running far off into the wild south- 
em counties, whilst the Cove Mountain casts 
its cool shade upon us, we fly along its mossy 
sides, high above the river — kissed by its 
dew, and fanned by the foliage of the firs, 
evergreens and laurel. A circuitous range of 
the river, and steadily pursued by the rail- 
rood » the mountains are thus thrown out to 
us m magic array, presenting real labyrinths 
of scenery, and perpetually unfolding some 
new and unexpected combination of beauty 
and sublimity. We are thirty feet above the 
river, and fully inducted into the IGghlands 
of western Pennsylvania. 

The Village of Ddnoannon.— The Perry 
County Warm Springs are located north-west, 
and within 14 miles of this station. The 
stages connect with the cars to carry visitors 
across to the Springs — a place noted for hunt- 
ing and fishing, on the margin of Sherman^s 
Creek. A few minutes to exchange passen- 
gers and luegage, and we pass on to the 
Aqubduct. Here we leave the Susquehanna, 
and follow the 

"Bluo Juniata," 

which opens beautifully to our view. As we 
pass its green banks, the mountain shadows 
are thrown upon us, and the course of the 
rail-road is now through one of the richest 
and most beautiful vtdleys in the world; 
abounding in mineral wealth, lime stone, iron 
ore, as well as productive farms, which, since 
the completion of the Central Rail Road, are 
made incalculably valuable. The Tuscarora 
and Shade Mountains skirt us on either side ; 
the plunging cascades leaping from their sides, 
and tbe gales that wander from the unclouded 
west, redolent with the incense of a thousand 
hills, were continually refreshing us in the 
heat of noonday in July. 

''You will pardon me for bdng dull and 
disposed to sleep, amid this beautifid scenery," 
aatd one of my friends, who had, through the 
whole irip, manifested the keenest perception 
for the beautiful and magnificent in the varied 
landscapes : ever and anon directing us to some 
distant point in the far out-stretched garniture 
of green, the umbrageous woods, or ti^e vernal 
fiekl on the mountain's slope. She was court- 
ed to sleep, as it is more sweet among running 
brooks, and embowering woods, i3kr from 
public haunts — but the cars, with their un- 
ceasing song, frightened the fairy forms in 



The locomotive's reverberatingwheels quick- 
ly roll on their path of iron, and now we we 
at TusoABORA Station. — The handsomest 
station-houses are erected by this company ; 
they are built generally of the timber in this 
section of the country. The appearance of 
the architecture is unique. They are but five 
miles apart on the entire route, and everything 
is managed with judgment and the nicest care 
and precaution. The men engaged on the 
road, use no stimulous liquors during the 
time required for the carrying of passengers, 
and it is comforting to the mind of the tra- 
veller, to feel that he is entrusted to oarefiil 
and sober engineers and agents, regarding his 
journey as one, in a great measure, free from 
accident or casualty arising irom negligoice 
or intemperance. 

MiFPLiN is next approached, and is situated 
on the east side of Uie Juniata ; it is the seat 
of justice of Juniata county. The railroad 
company, opposite this place, have erected an 
extensive hotel, called the *' Patterson Hoose," 
in compliment, no doubt, to the former presi* 
dent of the c(»npany. Our next course, after 
leaving Mifflin, is through scenery of the 
wildest and most beautiful order, ami is worth 
a dav's travel to behold. Huge mountains of 
overhanging rocks, and immense quaniities of 
small dark stone, rising up in perfect peaks, 
covered with heavy folu^ to the very banks 
of the Juniata ; which, after bursting through 
this almost impregnable barrier, continues its 
rapid course by grotto and vale. 

Lbwistown, situated on the Kishacoquillas, 
a lai^ stream which joins the Juniata on the 
eastern side of the borough. — Here is opened 
to us a broad and fertile valley, and on we go. 
crossine the Juniata every few miles, until we 
reach the snuglittle village of McVeytown, 
on the canal. We keep parallel with the canal 
now until we reach Huntingdon, the capital 
of Huntingdon County. We commence an 
up-grade of an average of twenty-one feet per 
mile, and the mountains — some twelve in 
number — present a rugged course, running 
nearly north and south. Near by this place 
are the Pulpit Rocks or Warrior Ridge. Pass- 
ing Spruce Creek, Birmindiam and Tjrone, 
great iron places on the Juniata, making a 
sensible ascent through a heavy timber dis- 
trict, we arrive at Altoona, the intersection 
of the main line of railway. Great improve- 
ments are being made by the company. They 
have erected large engine manufactories and 
machine shops. The town has risen as if by 
magic; 1500 hands are employed at this 
point. It will be a large town in a short time, 
principally occupied by the artizans and ope- 
ratives engaged by the company. 

J. EdgwIR Thomson, Esq. , the intelligent and 
energetic president, and former engineer, is 
pushing everything to a speedy and success- 

fiil nnmt\lAfi/\n Ann iinll kfttrp iht* fire^A\t xrfiAn 



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finished, as a chief instrument in carrying, 
by the nicest and most practical and scientific 
engineering, through a wild range of moun- 
tainous country, heretofore deemed impracti- 
cable and almost impossible, a railroad with- 
out a plane. A branch road of about six miles 
is made from Altoona to the Portage rail-road 
and connects at the "Mountain House,'* (in 
sight of Hollidaysburg), where we remained 
for the night. The Bedford Mountains are 
risible, laying 14 miles south— passengers take 
the coaches, connecting at this place, for the 
Springs. 

Incident. — We here missed our baggage, 
which had been carried to Pittsburgh, causing 
some little excitement to the ladies about 
their dresses and articles essential to lady 
travellers. Such is the admirable manage- 
ment of affairs, however, that everything, even 
to the smallest package of newspapers and pe- 
riodicals, left lying on the seats, were care- 
fuUv placed away, and a manifest of them 
maae out by the baggage-master for the su- 
perintendent of the road. All were nicely 
placed away at Pittsbui^h, and received the 
following evening to the no little joy and sa- 
tisfaction of my companions. 

Morning, and the Alleghanies. — ^At 11 
o'clock we commenced the ascent of the four 
planes on the east side of the Portage Rail- 
road: ascending plane after plane amid the 
immensity of nature's loftiest works : moving 
upwards among the blue clouds, high above 
the lofty pines and maples that skirt the 
moimtain sides. The scene is exciting and 
grand beyond description. An evenness of 
geen foliage, varied by light and shade, lies 
beneath us, undulating and swelling, like the 
waves of the sea, to their farthest extent, and 
are again taken up in another line of hills, and 
continued until the feeblest germ resolves it- 
self into the fern or the violet bed at its base. 
We have made the ascent, and we are on the 
summit of the Alleghanies, twenty- six hun- 
dred feet above the river Delaware. The pro- 
cess of going over is slow, but for the first 
time full of interest and grandeur to the tra- 
veller. We are at Summitvillb, the very 
highest point in Pennsylvania, and the boun- 
dary line of Cambria and Blair counties. 
The novel process of descending the planes on 
the west side takes place now : and on we go, 
passing numerous coal mines, and extensive 
forests of timber, until we reach plane No. 4. 

The Central Rail Road Company have a 
formidable work at the Summit Tunnel, 
through the Alleghany Mountain. It is 3,570 
feet long, and h^ been worked at both ends 
by shafts, some of which are 200 feet deep. 
The viaducts, tunnels, and bridges required 
on the western side has prolonged the work 
somewhat ; the road, however, will soon be 
completed. 



At ^e foot of this plane we are 
transposed, by the cars running off on^idie 
new track in a northerly direction — ict an 
right about face — and are obliged to cfaaoee 
position to face the locomotive. We wart 
here for the train coming east — about fifteen 
minutes delay— when we pass the cars which 
come flying along for the east, in onr coarse 
for the Conemaugh station, where we are 
again attracted by the hieh ridges, and gorges 
in the mountains ; here the contractors have 
had hard work. We pass through a cut of 
rock one hundred and ten feet deep. The 
viaducts and bridges along the Conemaugh 
are numerous, and will stand as monaments 
to the projectors of the road. Three planes are 
avoided by the late improvements of the state. 
The Conemaugh is fed by various little 
streams, and has its confluence with the Kis- 
kiminetas, which empties into the Alleghany. 
The rail-road, for four or five miles, is at least 
100 feet above the river, verging out on the 
very blufis, and around the most precipitous 
and apparently dangerous points. 

Near Blairsville Intersection we leave the 
Conemaugh, and the Alleghanies. Our subse- 
quent way is through the centre of Westmore- 
and. We now arrive at Latrobe, 315 miles fran 
Philadelphia, and consequently but 40 from 
our destination. The rich mountainous farms 
through this section have long been noted. 
Greensburg, the seat of justice of this countj, 
is soon reached. The deep cut in the road 
hides the approaching view from us. It is a 
beautiful town, as seen from the embankment 
of the road west of it. They are now con- 
structing a road from this town to Wheeling, j 
and it, with numerous other links along the 
Central Rail-road, will throw much of the I 
trade of the Ohio river into the metropolis of 
our great and prosperous state. ! 

As the sun w;as declining, shedding its red 
glare through the foliage of the hills of 
the Ohio and the Alleghany, we were passing 
over Braddock's Field ; the winding Monoo- 
gahcla river, bendine in its majestic course, 
unveils its fort-like banks beautifully to our 
view, as we head for the station in Libertj 
street, where the scene is soon interrupted b/ 
omnibusmen, hackmen, runners, and other 
pestiferous creatures, who endeavor to prey , 
upon the traveller. The baggage was socm 
tnmsferred to the St. Charles Hotel, in the 
City of Pittsburgh. 

The 355 miles are performed. Reflections 
of the past — the toil and dangers attending 
the journey in earlier times — and the progress 
and greatness of the resources of Pennsylvania 
at the present day, crowd upon us, and with 
these thoughts we rest at the end <^ oar 
journey. 



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•SALAD FOR THE SOLITARY.' 

This is the title of a forthcoming volume 
of Easays, racy and fresh, to be issued im- 
mediately by Lamport, Blackmail and Law, 
New York. VYe give our readers in advance 
a taste of its quaUty, in tbe following from 
entitled 



"THE TALKATIVE AND THE TACITURN." 

Man is preeminently distinguished from 
the brute creation by the faculty of speech, — 
a noble attribute, aiid one indispensable to his 
happiness as a social being. Tbe only excep- 
tions, we believe, to the rule of his exclusive 
possession of this rare gift, are first, that of the 
serpent, whose seductive and persuasive argu- 
ment despoiled the fairest of mundane crea- 
tures of her innocence : the other that of the 
despised ass who rebuked the disobedient 
prophet : and these were miraculously confer- 
red for the occasion. 

Doubtless our first parents possessed a per- 
fect knowledge of language, possibly a dialect 
of Arabic or Hebrew, by intuition ;— of all 
languages the most musicaU rich, and flexible. 
We are unquestionably indebted to the first 
of womankind, and her fair successors, for 
the preservation of that common inheritance 
— :Our mother'ton^no. 

A source of such varied pleasure may well 
elicit our profoundest gratitude, when even 
the faithful and devoted dog has emulated 
the possession of the gift by his bark, and the 
birdis fill the air with their enchanting melo- 
dy, Of chirp responsive to our call, while 
many of the animal creation yield submissive 
obedience to the voice of man. How many 
I loved and well-remembered tones of some 
sainted being, long since passed to the spirit- 
I land, still holds us spell-bound, lingering in 

the mysterious cells of memory I 
' Whether induced by an undue or an exces- 
sive appreciation of the gift, we pause not to 
determine; but, certain it is, some persons 
indulge the faculty to too great an extent, and 
others, again, do the contrary. The former 
class we denominate the talkative ; the latter, 
the taciturn. 
Among the first named there are many who 
I talk a great deal, while in effect they say 
< nothing ; others, by their ' 'expressive silence, 
j are far more acceptable members of society, 

• because when they do speak, they speak to 
»Mne purpose. A still tongue, acccording to 
an old adage, denotes a wise head ; and So- 
lomon says, " The tongue of the wise useth 
knowledge anght, and is as choice silver." 

. There are maxims manifold for teaching men 

' to speak, which are comparatively little re- 

, quired, since nature prompts us to utterance : 

• but few suggest the superior wisdom of main- 
[ taining a judicious silence, which requires the 



resiraifit of reason and prudenoe. We have 
intuitively the art of saying much on a little, 
whereas few possess the wit to say much in a 
little. In the art of speaking, as in chemical 
science, condensation is strength : and in both 
cases the result is attained by a process of 
experimental Moalysis. Presidential addresses 
and Parliamentary or Congressional harangues 
are celebrated specimens of the verbose, as 
well as the rhetorical ; and the three memor- 
able words of a classic hero— **Veni, Vidi, 
Yici." — furnish a splendid specimen of the 
multum in parvo, and an example especially 
worthy the imitation of modem times. Wil- 
liam, Prince of Orange, who made such a 
formidable stand against Spain, and founded 
the commonwealth of the United Provinces, 
was a noble instance of a sagaciously silent 
man. Cardinal Granville, a Spanish states- 
man, well knew the importance of this per- 
s<m's taciturnity, for, on receiving advice that 
Count Egmont and others were taken, he asked 
whether 'Hhe silent man" was apprehended ; 
and, having been answered in the negative, 
herepUed, "Ah, then nothing is done." This 
gift of speech is the electric diain that links 
mankind together in the social comnact ; it is 
the living medium through which the re- 
sources of the realm of thought become an in- 
tellectual currency. This prerogative of our 
rational nature, therefore, should be devoted 
to the dissemination of truth, for, like all 
other endownments, it may be desecrated to 
unworthy ends, and be made the means of 
the most complicated evil. 

Let us glance at a few of the venial sins of 
the talkative, — ^for they are manifold, and to 
classify them all would require the nice dis- 
crimation of ethical Linnaeus. We begin 
with the babbler, who is conraionly an un- 
happy personaee himself, for he has meddled 
too mdustrioudy with the affairs of others to 
enjoy any personal repose or satisfigu^tion. 
Having made it the great business of life to 
betray some hurtful secret, (»* aspersion on 
the fair fame and name of his neighbor, no one, 
of course, thinks it worth while to speak well 
of him while living, or even when his mis- 
chievous tongue becomes silent in death. 
These are the miserable creatures who batten 
upon the carrion and the noxious weeds of 
our social ecconomy, — thrive most upon pes- 
tilential rumors, and the infectious breath of 
scandal ; all wholesome truth becomes insipid 
to their vitiated and depraved appetites ; and, 
like the fabled Upas-tree, they diffuse the 
breath of poison and disease wherever they 
go. Few, we suspect, pass in the procession 
of life without encountering a specimen of tins 
class of injurious talkers, for their name is le- 
gion. They may usually be detected by their 
physiognomical developments; their sinister 
ghmce, malicious eye, shrunken face, and at- 
tenuated form, reveal but too legibly their ig- 



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noble character. They enjo^ a kind of nega- 
tive existence — ^their only stimolns being the 
fiendi^ miachief they effect, and the rain 
Uiey cause to the peace and happiness of all 
around them. 

Another class of loquacious nuisances are 
those who deal in what is denominated small 
talk : they are of both sexes, and ci all con- 
ditions of society. They are an impertinent 
set, constantly prattling about the common- 
place matters of life, are ever obtrudiiiu^ their 
nonsense upon the forbearance of their uiends 
and are prodigal spendthrifts of time. These 
notorious newsmongers are the pest of the so- 
cial circle ; they do almost as much harm, in 
an insidious way, to the well-being of society, 
as the babbler, by their retailing of the petty 
scandal of the day, and their uncharitable 
strictures upon the sa3rings and doings of oth- 
ers. Small- talkers revel most at the tea-table, 
— a fiwt for which we do not pretend to ac- 
count, unless it be that they derive their special 
inspiration from the beverage they thereat dis- 
pense. Births, marriages and deaths, and 
love-matches, liaisons, and divorces, and the 
thousand peccadilloes their greedy ears drink 
from in the perturbed streams of life, form the 
materiel of their senseless and incessant chat- 
ter : and should they perchance find these 
sources to foil them, their pliant consciences 
make no scruple in drawing upon their imag- 
ination to supply the deficiency. They are 
not over &stidious at a fabrication, or, as it is 
sometimes called, a white lie ; and they are 
ingenious in the art of putting a statement 
hypothetically, in suggesting an illiberal in- 
sinuation, or even in placing a palpable truth 
in an equivocal light, especially if it serve 
the purposes of personal scandal. The small- 
talkers may, however, be subdivided into tw^ 
varieties ; the latter dass being accustomed to 
deal homodpathically in;the diluted gossip of 
the day. These exhibit exemplary persev- 
^imce in the picking up and purveying of the 
small particles of cbat-chat ; and as they are 
usually provident of their stores, and they 
make a very little go a great way, you may 
have their second-hand nothings at less than 
cost. These are among insufferable nuisances 
— they are both parvenu and plebeian, and 
are fit subjects for the school for adults. 

The third class of objective talkers are such 
as find fiaws in diamond-wit of the first wa- 
ters — motes in the brightest rays of th6 mind 
— and beams in the eyes of Truth. Be your 
opinions what they may, however undeniable, 
correct, settled, or wdl-digested, they are 
sure to object to them. Let your opinions to- 
day be to the letter what theirs were yester- 
day, they instantly challenge their accuracy ; 
and if they are foiled in their arguments, they 
then turn thdr objections to the mode in 
which you have presented thorn. You sp^ 
unafieetedly, and they o^isure you for medio- 



crity, plainness, and want of s^rit : talk to 
ornate phrase, and your style is stilted and 
artificial ; if your utterance is slow and de- 
liberate, you are a drawling proeer: or if 
quick mkL fluent, impetuosity is unendurable, 
and an equal ofi^oe of their immaculate tast& 
You modestly betray that you are well rwd 
in the classics, and they accuse of pedantry; 
you conceal your bibliographical knowledge, 
and you are at once suspected o£ gross igno- 
rance, both of men and books. You bring 
them old opinions, and they doubt whether yoa 
have any of your own ; you deal in new ones, 
and they object to them as unsound, while at 
the same tmie they will adopt them then- 
selves, if occasion should admit : they arera 
a word, special pleaders for their own views, 
at all hazards,— mere sticklers for terns, 
with whom it is indeed mcHrally impossibtefcr 
any to agree. 

Another variety of the talkative, is the ex- 
aggerator,— one who despises the common 
run of phrases, and deals in grandiloc^ueat 
terms and high-flown metaphoro. He is an 
extravaganza in the social circle ; everythiiiff 
he utters is invested with hyperbole and 
glowing imagery: he scorns all colloquial 
phrases, and regards cverythinjg below hia 
exalted standard, mean and inexpressive. 
Whatever he has to say must be tinted up oo^ 
tier de rose, yet while his habi tual indulgence in 
superl ati ves and expletives gives spirit and force 
to his descriptions, it is exceedingly dangef^ 
ons to admit his statements too literally. 
Even the witty cannot always appreciate ms 
humor, and matter-of-f^ people are at once 
utterly nonplussed at his extravagance. A 
talker of this class is, however, amusing in 
company, for, after his mind has been wearied 
by abstruse studies, woridly cares, imaginarj 
ills, or positive griefs, such a high spiced 
speaker is a capital antidote to ennui. Men 
must relax sometimes, or the consequenees 
would prove fatal to their nervous system. 
That delicate machinery, by the way, has a 
severe ordeal to pass througn in the wear and 
tear of life. Lord Brougham once said, no 
man had any right to a nervous system, who 
was not possessed of two thousand a year; 
and we believe he was not fkr fiitmi just mhis 
discrimination, for, while we pay especial re- 
gard to the well-being of the stomadi, we 
sadly n^lect our more sensitive nerves. 

There are many minor varieties of the to- 
quacious; for example, the slow-talker, 
whose drawling accents make the very atmos- 
phere drowsy, and whose provoking prdixity 
IS tantalizing to the last verge of endurancft 
Then there is the quick-speaker, rushing with 
the impetuousity of a whelming cataract, 
sweeping all before him, and stunning your 
ear with his incessant volubility. We rai^ 
also refer to the loud-talk^s as among socaal 
nuisances, for, generally speaking, scood, in 



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their oMO, is a screen Ibr lack of sense and 
modesty — the two essentials of a good talker. 
There is yet another class, who are in the 
habit of violating good taste and decorum b^ 
the eTer-recnrring nse oci^ra and nninteUi- 
gible terms — ^flowers of speech— exotics fhim 
all the living lanaguages, as well as the dead. 
These scorn the usnal phrases of oar ynlgar 
ranaoiilar, howerer inapt their adoption may 
be of foreign terms in their stead. Garlyle 
and Emerson may be mentioned as cases in 
point, altfaongh, it is tme, they indulge rath- 
er in a habit of Anglicizing Qerman idioms, 
ortortnring their mother tongue into all con- 
cdyable distortions. The injudicious and ex- 
cessive use of foreign phrases evinces a very 
questionable taste, and is characteristio of 
pedantry and love of display, which those 
who value their reputation for scholarship 
ou^t scrupulously to avoid. We confess 
ourselves too charitaUy inclined to exhibit 
the foibles incident to another unfortunate 
class, who are prone to a fatal habit of telling 
what they have to say inopportunely, or who 
are finequently liable to perpetrate bad puns, 
and worse jokes, at which no one can even 
force a spasmodic laugh, for we all know 
Dr. Johnson's depreciative estimate of their 
character. They have but one exclusive 
privilege, of which most evince a ready pro- 
clivity to avail themselves — that of laughing 
at their own pointless puns. Elia defends 
this right on their behalf in the following 
wise : "That a man must not laugh at his 
own jest is surely the severest exaction ever 
invented upon the self-denial of poor human 
nature. This is to expect a gentleman to 
give a treat without oartaking of it, — to sit 
esurient at his own table, and commend the 
flavor of his own venison upon the absurd 
strength of never touching it himself. On 
the contrary, we love to see a wag taste his 
own joke to his party." 
, Having dispo^ of our garrulous friends,^ 
what shiJl we say of the incommunicative ? — ^ 
those insane beings who so admirably supply 
the lack of statuary in the boudoir or library. 
Among this class are the men of elongated 
and lugubrious visage, who frown out of ex- 
istence even the scintillations of a smile, and 
**8hut un" every facetious mouth, however 
highly cnarged it may be with intellectual 
el^tricity. The taciturn, whatever be their 
minor idiosyncracies, are social nuisances; 
they damp the ardor, and repress the utter- 
ances of the heart wherever their influence 
extends. If a man be endued with a tongue 
and brains, it is fairly to be inferred they 
were designed for use: an incorrigible mute, 
the r e fo re, sins against himself as well as so- 
ciety. Some persons very modestly shelter 
themselves unoer the plea that their silence is 
caused by their laborious habit of thiuking : 
we regard this, however, as apocryphal at the 



best for any man who has, however little, of 
the Promethian fire in him, must throw off 
sparks sometimes. Some ofthesewordl^ men 
vainly seek to atone fer their provokine 
silence by assuming an interminable and 
senseless smile; others, again, sit in stolid 
indifference, looking as vapid and unimpress- 
iWe as they probably are in reality. 

There are others, again, who absurdly ob- 
trude themselves and their private affairs on 
the attention of a mixed company ; nothing 
can be more injudicious or indelicate. Others 
lie in wait for every opportunity to proclahn 
their own adroitness and wit, and are ever on 
the alert to elicit comanendation and compli- 
ments. Some boast their gift of presdence ; 
they call a witness to remember they always 
fortold what would happen in such a case, but 
none would believe them ; Uiey advised such a 
person from the beginning, and told him the 
consequences would be just as they happened, 
but he would have his own way. Others 
again, says Swift, have a singular weakness 
or vanity of telling their own fhiilties and 
ihults: they are the strangest men in the 
world — they cannot dissemble: they own it is a 
folly— they have lost advantages by it, — but 
if you would give them the world, they can- 
not help it. 

To peserve a judicious silence is a very es- 
sential requisite in refined and polite society ; 
this silence is not, of course, sullen or super- 
cilious, but graceiW and eloquent. 

Having taken our exceptions to ofi^ders 
against good manners in the matter of con- 
versation, we will now venture to offer a 
few hints for the uninitiated. Conversation 
is one of the polite arts of life,— its end and 
aim being the cultivation of the graces and 
attractions of the social economy : he that 
possesses conversational powers in the highest 
degree, therefore, becomes a most efficient 
agent in imparting pleasure, and in contribut- 
ing to the improvement of the social circle. 
Few acquisitions are of rarer attainment, from 
the neglect of which the subject is treated by 
the masses of society. It is not a little remark- 
able that many of the most cultivated minds 
are found deficient in conversation. Amonff 
the literati, perhaps the most illustrious and 
brilliant examples include the names of Rog- 
ers, the poet, and the late Countess of Bless- 
ington. Two things seem essential to the 
possession of good conversational nowers,— a 
competent knowledge of men and Dooks, and 
a felicitous habit of expression ; the former is 
to be acquired by observation and study ; 
while the latter is more commonly an intui- 
tive gift. Topics upon which to descant art 
manifold and various : the whole realm of 
nature and art, the boimdless resources of 
knowledge, and the numberless incidents, 
phases, and accidents of human life, as well 
as the myriad forms of imagery that peoplt 



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the regions of thought and fiuic^, — all sup- 
ply themes of interesting discussion. What, 
for example, oould afford subjects more pleas- 
ing or fertile for a quiet and sociable tite-d'Wey 
than the yariegated treasures of Flora, the 
ever-changinff and exquisite beauties of natu- 
ral scenery, the investigations of pure scienoe, 
and the accumulated wealth of human lore ? 
If anecdote and humor are the pearls of po- 
lite conversation, the above-named constitute 
the pure gold for their setting, reflecting a 
tenfold splendor. Those, therefore, who are 
aufait at repartee, or who fill up the pauses 
which occur in graver discussions, by brilliant 
flashes of extempore wit, or a piquant story, 
good-natured sarcasm, or pla^^ul satire, 
achieve no inconsiderable service in the social 
gathering. The circumstances of time, place, 
and the character of the company, ought of 
course, ever to govern the choice of topics, 
and the manner and method of their presenta- 
tion. It would be absurd to expound a pro- 
blem of Euclid to an elderly lady whose 
sphere of attainpaents never stretched beyond 
the details of the dormitory or the domestic 
duties of her domicil; and it would be equal- 
ly inconsistent to attempt a grave dissertation 
on the treasures hidden in the heart of the 
earth, to a fair nymph in love, whose interests 
lie all concentrated and clustered in the de- 
voted heart of her lover. Fulsome flattery 
and all kinds of extravagant compliment, are 
as obnoxious to good taste as the baneful 
practice of indulging badinage, or even per- 
sonal invective. To a weTl-ballanced and 
educated man, the cultivated society of the 
opposite sex offers the highest possible attrac- 
tions ; for, in addition to the advantages to be 
derived from the interchange of elevated 
thought and sentiment, the most fascinating 
arts and graces are exhibited, which exert a 
reciprocal and powerful influence, imparting a 
brilliancy and charm to every thing that is 
spoken. If to excel in the art of pleasing be the 
secret of success in that of conversation, com- 
mend us not infrequently to the refining ele- 
ganceand challenginggraccs of educated female 
society : in such a school of the art, the pupil 
who should fail of academic honors whould as- 
suredly prove himself unworthy to share them. 
Among the most delightful of mental recrea- 
tives may be classed the exhilarating pleas- 
ures of intellectual intercourse ; they consti- 
tute the very life fluid of our social being. 

RES CURIOSiE. 

Let us begin this week's budget of Curios® 
with the following, 

ANTIDOTE TO VANITY. 

The following well-known lines, are not in- 
appropriate to a register, in which the re- 
cords of mortality perpetually present them- 



selves. They have generaUy been eoiiato«i 
as original, but the subsequent French lines, 
by Pierre Patrice, of Caen, bom in 1583, and 
a follower of Qaston d'Oileans, suffidentlv 
establish their claim' to the priority. Both 
equally tend to repress vanity. 

" I dreamt, that burled In my Mfow day. 
Close by a common beggar's ride, I lay ; 
And a« no mean an olvect sbo^'d my pride. 
Than, like a corpw of confaqiMiioe, I erted, 
Seonndral, begone ! andboMefortlitoiMliBieool; 
More maanen learn, and at a ^Hrtanee rot. 
How, scoundrel! with an bauf^tier toDe,«ried Im, 
Proond lump of earth— I scorn thy threat* and thee; 
Here all are equal, nov thy eaaa is mine, 
This is my rotting place, and that, is thine." 

The original, by Pibrrb Patrick, 

Je songeios, cette nuit que de mal oonimm^, 

Oote a oot6 d'un panvre on m'aTolt Inhume ; 

Mais que n'en pourant pas sonflMrle roistnage! 

En mort de quality je lul tins ce langage : 

Retir^toi ooquin I Ta ponrir loin d'ld. 

n ne t'appartlent pas de m'approcher ainsi I 

Coquin me dit 0. d'un arrogance oxtr§me^ 

'Va chercher tes ooquins ailleurs; ooqnhi td-mfoel 

Ici, tous sont ^nx; Je ne te dois plus rien ; 

Je suia 8ur mon fermier, oomme toi car le tSen 

APPLES. 

An English publication of 1815 contains an 
article entitled '* An effectual method of re- 
taining good Apples in the country without 
grafting,^* from which we extract the foUow- 
mg:— 

In every perfect ripe apple there will be 
found one, and sometimes two round seeds : 
the others will have one or more flatted sides. 
The round ones will produce the improved 
fruit from which they are taken ; and those 
with flatted sides will produce the fruit of 
the Crab, upon which the graft was Inserted. 
It requires not a long time to ascertain the 
difference; for if a cirole is drawn in rich 
ground, and the flat-sided seeds planted there- 
'in, and the round seeds in the centre, the var- 
iations of quality will be discovered in two or 
three years: the first will throw out the 
leaves of a Crab, and the latter the leaves ci 
an improved tree, distinguished in shape, 
fibre, and a lanuginous appearance ; and in 
due time the fniit of each will put every thing 
beyond doubt. It is to be observed morover, 
that the seeds of Crabs, being originals, are 
mostly, if not altogether, round. 

VAMPYHES, 

Another JEsculapian article on this subject 
will not be out of place. 

According to Calmet, vestiges of Vampyr^ 
ism are to ]& traced to itke romotest antiquity. 
Isaiah 34. v. 14 describing the state to which 
Babylon would be reduced, says it should be- 
come the resort of Satyrs, Lamise, Hobgob- 
lins, (in Hebrew Lilith,) This last signifies 



BJSSaUBiOBM. 



ia Hebrew, wfaftt the Greete and Romans ex- 
press bj Sfrix and Lamia, or sorcerer and 
witch, who endeavor to destroy new-bom 
children. Hence the Jews, in order to drive 
them away, were accustomed to write on the 
(bur extremities ci a woman just confined, 
Adam^ Eve, bes^me Lilith. 

The ancient Grecians knew them under the 
name of Lamise, and believed they devoured 
children, or sucked their blood until they died. 
Horace says *'neu pransse Lami» vivum 
puerum extrahas alvq" — and Ovid speaking 
of the Striges, describes them as dangerous 
birds, which fly by night seeking for infants, 
to devoor them and suck their blood. 

''Ovrpere dlcnntur laotentis Tiscera rostris 
Kt i^eQum poto sanguine galtur habent 
Est illifl Strigibiu nomon." 

These prejudices were so profoundly rooted 
in the minds of uncivilized nations, that 
they pat to death all who were suspected of 
being Striges, or sorcerers, and of devouring 
living persons. Charlemagne, in the statutes 
he composed, for his new l&xon subjects, con- 
demned to death those who should believe 
that a man or woman were (Striges) sorcer- 
ers, and eat living persons : or who should on 
this pretence cause them to be burned, or give 
their flesh to he eaten, or should eat it them- 
selves. From this we may observe, that it 
was believed that there were persons who did 
cat living people : that they were killed and 
burned ; and that sometimes their flesh was 
eaten, as we have before noticed that in Rus- 
sia, bread was eaten that was made up with 
the blood of Vampyres. That at other times 
their corpses were exposed to camiverous ani- 
mals, as IS still the case in places where these 
apparitions are found, after impaling them, or 
cutting off their head. The laws of Lom- 
bardy equally prohibit killing the servant of 
another, as a witch, Strif:af or Masca. This 
last word Masca, from whence comes mask, 
has the same meaning with the Latin Larva, 
a spirit, phantom, or spectre. 

PHRENOLOGY. 

If the following article be wdl-founded, 
the sciente of phrenology, it will be seen, is | 
aome centuries old : — 

J. Henmius, a medical writer of some note, 
in his work entitled, '* De morbis qui in sin- 
gulis partibus humani capitis insidere consue- 
verunt." 1594, Cap. 10, p. 100, speaking of 
phrenitis, and its various forms, adds, " Se- 
cundo differunt phrenitides, loco affccto ; nam 
vd totum cerebrum, vel ejus pars occupata 
est. Si pars cerebri, ea erit antica, postica, 
vel media. Seio hie disjmtari^ utrum jyrincipes 
facuUaies cmitis, sedes in cerehro kaheant vor- 
ias, necui, ^c. " Hence we perceive from this, 
that it was then maintained in the schools. 
It is, however* so reasonable an opinion, that 



it will not be a subject of wonder to many» 
that centuries before this, the same ideas 
found place : and that Cblen, the most learn- 
ed and illustrious physician of his time, (be- 
tween one and two hundred years of the 
ChristiMi era) should promulgate similar sen- 
timents. See first book of Prorrhetics, apb. 
27, — ^and in his fourth book, de locis qffcctus, 
he says, that when the brain is aflected, apud 
anticos ventres suos laedi imaginationem : sin 
iUi medios secum. ventriculos trahant, perverti 
et cogitattonem. He also inquires elsewhere, 
why phrenitic has such a variety of symptoms, 
ana why, at one time, the imagination, and at 
another, thought or memory, shall be defec- 
tive. '* Hoc evenit (says he) ex humoris 
raptu ab una in aliam cerebri partem : itaque 
hoKs fieri ex variarum oerebri mansionum irri- 
tatione, et alteratione prsegrandi, undesnc* 
oessiva opera." See Heurnius, he, dt. Fur- 
ther on, we find, *'Si principes facnltates 
quse in cerebro habitant, varias mansiones 
occupant, igitur unus idemque homo potent 
ingeniosus esse, vique imaginandi excellere, et 
etiam memorandi potentia alios anteice: at 
plerumque ingeniosi immemores sunt : quin 
non rare memoria valide exsplendescente, tor- 
pescit imaginatio," &c We need not enlarge, 
our object being merely to prove the present 
doctrine by no means to be a new things We 
see, however, from the last quoted sentence, 
that the idea of a due development of the re- 
quisite organs had not oocured to the authors 
quoted. Nevertheless, we have now before uf 
a Latin work still older than Heurnius, print- 
ed in 1508 — entitled ** Margarita Philoso* 
vkica^'^^ — a kind of Encyclopedia, in twelve 
Dooks of dialogues between a master and 
scholar, commencing with the rudiments of 
grammar, and going through the arts and 
sciences : amongst other subjects, the mind is 
considered ; and a curious engraving is given 
of the human head, on which are depicted, 
according to the present plans, the locidities of 
several faculties, &c. *' Sensus int' riores 
(says the master) numero quinque sunt, viz. 
Sensus communis: Imaginativa: Estimati- 
va: Fantasia, que etiam imaginativa did 
solet: et memorativa," &c. — all which he 
locates in three assumed ventricles. 

UNOI.E TOM REVIEWED.* 

Applegate & Co., of Cincinnati, have just 
sent us a review of Uncle Tom*s Cabin, a 
copy of which is now lying before us. In his 
preface, • the author says, *' Critics need not 
trouble themselves about its delects as a liter- 
production, as I lay no claim to merit on that 
ground." We are much obliged to him for 
this declaration, as it has saved us a world of 
trouble, and we have constittUiond scruples 

•"A Rericw of Uncle Tom*fl Cabin; or an Ensfty on 
StaTeiy. B7 A. Woodward, U. D.** 



964 



BIZABU. 



about imnecessaiy labor, especiallj in dog 
days. We preBume, however, that the cayeat 
does not ext^id to ihe dignity ff£ the language, 
or to the spirit of the work. As a specimen 
of the former, take the following : 

<' If they can strengthen their party, and 
agitate the subject of slayeiT, untU they bring 
about a dissolution oi the Union, then Hale 
will be president oi the Nortiiem confederacy, 
Julian, vice-president, and Giddings, I sup- 
pose, prime minister. Would ^ot Joshua cut 
a sorry figure, in that high and respimsible 
ofBce ! Prince John, I suppose, would be at- 
torney general. The little magiciui, John's 
daddy, would be thrown overboard, for no 
party, I think, will ever trust him again." 
(p. 57.) 

As a specimen of the spirit of the work, 
take the following : 

"We know that they (the English) are 
a nation of muderers, thieves and robbers. 
Their religion is little dse, but legalized hy- 
pocrisy. Justice and humanity never yet 
found a place in their moral code." (p. 32) 
And again, addressing the bishops of the Eng- 
lish Church ; " Woe to you, ye hypocrites. 
Ye wolves in sheep's clothing! Bow your 
heads with shame, and repent in sack-cloth, 
or else as surely as their is a God in heaven, 
Tou will have * your portion in the lake that 
bumeth with fire and brimstone.' " (p. 190.) 

The above will do, we think, for a speci- 
men. The author forgets that railing is not 
argument. Slavery needs no such support ; 
it stands on its own merits, — the incontesti- 
ble good it has done and is doing the negro, — 
the gradual training it is ^ving him for free- 
dom. This is its mission m this country, and 
when it has accomplished it, it will, of itself , 
give place to a higher order of things. Our 
author's project of a n^ro territory, (pp. 131, 
132,) set M)art by Congress, after the exam- 
ple of the Indian territory, is the veriest Uto- 
pia that was ever hatched in the brain of a 
visionary. 

As to the general character of the work, it 
may be given in few words. It is a heteroge- 
neous ccmelomerate of good and bad, a streak 
of fkt, and ttDo streaks of lean, a few grains of 
wheat in a bushel of chaff, and those few as 
hard to be oome at as a needle in a hay-rick. 
Indeed, our author himself tells us, (p. 53) : 
" Those who wish to know what my views 
are on the sulpect of slavery, will be under 
the necessity of reading this volume through." 
Hard necessity ! We have subjected ourself 
to it, however, with the persistency of a mar- 
t^, though we miffht have taken shdter un- 
der Dean Swift's observation about the joint 
of meat ; we have read the book through, 
and, as the result of our exploit, we give it 
as ourophiion that the two hundred pages 
might have been profitably condensed into 
twenty. We oommend to the author the ad- 



monition of the Rev. Skhiey Smith to those 
who spin out their productions as if for Ante- 
diluvian readers, and forget that the Hie of I 
man, at present, is but three-score years and 
ten, "Remember the Deluge, and l>e short*' 



TABLE MOVING.* 

The author of this little volume evidentlj 
thinks, that he has completely unveiled the 
delusions of those who believe in supematunl 
nrnpings, and mysterious taUe movementB. 
We have never given one moment's credence to 
ihe assertion, that oommnnioalMiM can be had. 
by " knocks," with departed spirits ; aad w» 
are glad to find so clear a statement of the 
manner by which the writer baffled professed 
"mediums." By repeated visits to the ex- 
hibitions of the Misses Fox, and while feign- 
ing credulity, he, by a series of experiments, 
discovered that the raps invariably proceeded 
from under the feet of the girls, the &PPf ra- 
tus being concealed by long skirts. Wher- 
ever the sounds might appear to proceed from, 
the object was always m contact with their 
dress, and when standing on cushions, pro- 
perly arranged, no knockings could be pro- 
auced. Professor Page has constructed a 
portable, easily managed, rapping machine, 
which can be concealed equally well, and 
which gives equally correct answers from the 
spirit world. The replies to the questions 
proposed by him, were almost always ludi- 
crously incorrect. For instance, the spirits 
declared that Webster died of croup, at ^ein, 
Mass. He wishes that "the civil authori- 
ties would pounce upon these rappers in the 
very act, (for obtaining money upon false 
pretences, — or some other plea,) and make s 
forcible disclosure of their trappings. " 

On the same platform with this trickery, 
Prof. Page places table-moving. Now, on 
this subject, we feel fully qualified to give an 
opinion, as we have experimented on it num- 
bers of times, and drawn our conclusions 
from occular, and palpabledemon stration^ 
Our author does not pretend to deny that ta- 
bles move ; — that is an undoubted fact ; but 
the cause is what he endeavors to enligfat^ 
the public upon. Many of our most intdli- | 
gent, and scientific men, admit that they J 
"cannot account for the movements," in- i| 
stead of joining in the cry of "humbug." ! 
and " delusion r' The idea of " a new p«r- i 
er," Prof. P., deems ridiculous ; so also the j 
agency of electricity, or galvanism. " The | 
fallacy (of table-tipping) demands," he 
says, " our most rigid scrutiny, and none the : 
less of severe reprobation, from the ftict that 
it is engaged in, to a great extent, by respect. , 
— I 

• PsTCHOMAacr. Splrft^rftppings und tftbl<»-tlppteg«'M' 
posed. By Prof! Gharle« 0. Page, M. D., etc. 

-'J 



DOGDAia 



285 



ftUe and inteUigwit persons." The Proianor 
t^pears to have met with indiyiduals, not 
rery guarded in their language, for he de- 
cl&m, that although they toldhim the tahles 
moved, " without visible agency," yet, on 
close questioning, he found hands had been 
upon tnem during their locomotive exploits. 
"In every inquiry and investigation," he 
ccmtinues, ** we have found gross and weak 
exaggeration, and have, fully resolved that we 
will maintain to the last extremity, the posi- 
tion of unqualified, unc<»D[Ypromising denial 
and opposition, to the hisficst testimony of 
eta-th as to the verity of table- 'ippings, or any 
kindred ekicanery of miraculous or spiritual 

After such a disclaimer of being influenced 
by any facts, however credibly certified to, 
we have no hope of convincing Prof. Page : 
but there are undoubted truths, connected 
with this subject, which we as boldly declare 
cannot be met by his theory of ** involuntary 
muscular action." In one instance our au- 
thor mentions as havine come under his ob- 
servation, " he noticed the medium working 
very hard, with her concealed hand, to move 
the table, and after witnessing numerous at- 
tempts, he says " the tables never moved un- 
less clearly pushed." The experiments must 
have been very different from those in which 
we haye participated. A writer, in the Penn. 
Inquirer, a few days ago. pertinently asks, 
how a person c&n do involuntarilyt that which 
he cannot do voluntarily? When a table, 
with a heavy marble slab, traverses a room, 
while the hands of several persons are resting 
on the topj what sort of involuntary muscular 
action causes the motion ? When a powerful 
man is just able, (and some, unable) to keep 
a table stiU, for a minute, would not those 
whose hands are on it, be conscious whether 
they are exerting any contrary force ? To 
use Prof. Page's own words, ** How strange 
it is that any mortal, in possession of his sen- 
ses, should move a table, and not know it !" 
We assent to this most heartily, but as heart- 
ily deny the following assertion, ** And yet it 
issa" The declared determination of this 
gentleman, to believe nothing on this subject, 
with any possible evidence, does not savor of 
true philosophv. Such a spirit of skepticism 
would have debarred the progress of any dis- 
covery ; and it is to be regretted that Prof. 
Page has come before the public with such 
evident ignorance of the phenomena of '* table- 
moving. 

Perhaps the strongest argnment in fkvour 
of table-moving, is the fact that volition has 
nothing whatever to do with producing it. 
The same individuals who are suooessfhl ex* 
pemaenters at one time, on other occaaons 
tiad that tho table oontinnes perfectly motion- 
kia. 



DOG DAYS. 



GocnI morning Tiger ; 

Ah, friend Bo0e, 
I «m happy to see by the tip of your nose, 
A« ioy M mine, that wc iitand together. 
In «zoel1«nt health, this dog day weatlier. 

Dog day? 

Ay, thoff by men the iieason 
li called, bnt if I knew the reai>on, 
May I nerer worry another cat. 
I think it is a libel flat » 
Why, if the weather ehooees to Tary; 
From the climate of June to .Tanuary, 
Shonld we stand sponsors fbr It? 

Apply 
To equable man for the reason why, 
Wheu we arrive at the i«tand in the arts, 
Due our respectable canine p»rts, 
And publish the Almantic des cfuensj 
Well resent, a^ we ought, this fla^jrant wrong, 
And call it Man Datja. 

Very well 
Should we be sustained by parallel. 
i"or instance, like a d(^ day night, 
Man sleeps in a fbg; in the durance tight, 
Of Somnus his Acuities all are dead, 
While we, more wakeftl, guard his bed. 
From his sluggish oouch he doth arise 
With a weight of sloth on the lids of his eyes, 
And his head of soporifics Aill, 
Like a dog day morning heavy and dull; 
Thon he gorges his stomach with high spiced meat. 
Imparting his body a dog day heat; 
Then, in the vain thought of cooling it, poun 
Adown his throat, Alcoholic showers; 
And bums at the tip of his nose, a weed 
That would make a quadruped !>ick. 

Indeed, 
Friend Bose, human nature, you oloeely read. 
Not ezactiy, llger, ii is not nature 
To make of the stomach a living crater, 
A smeltlog Aumaoe, a crucible 
For the fusion of things reducible 
Only by such or sim ' lar process. 

Strange, that man cannot fh>m dogs and horses, 
( Althouj^h he denies them in his pride, 
Reamn and common sense beaide) 
Strange that he cannot learn at least, 
Not to demean himself wor«« than a beast 

Have patience, the time ia not frr hence. 
That win give us our proper influence; 
Than we'll teach our maatem that tb^ can be, 
As ratk>nal, at leaat, a» we. 
Good day. 

Good day. 
Take, If yon pleaae, yoor paw away; 
With wape et a hle doga tia a maxhn gxown, 
nmt «r«T <■» aluraU ahake Ua ovn. 



BfZARRB. 



f iterarg anb ot^tr §m^. 



— CasseWs Natural History has been sent to 
us by C. J. Price & Co., of our city. It is 
one of Mr. Alexander Montgomery's excel- | 
lent illustrated serials, and like all of that en- 
terprising publisher's works will at once com- 
mand favor. 

— Charles Scribner, of iJew York, sends us 
The Bndk of Omberg, by Emilie T. Carlen. 
It is a translation of the Swedish, by Prof. 
Krause and Elbert Perce. A notice with 
extracts will appear hereafter. 

— Pro-Slavery Argument. — Messrs. Lippin- 
cott, Grambo & Co. of our city have just pub- 
lished the Pro-Slavery Argument as main- 
tained by the most distinguished writers of 
the Southern States ; containing several es- 
says on the subject, from the pens of Chan- 
cellors Harper, Gwenet, Hammond, Dr. 
Simm's and Professor Drew. 

— A Journey Round the World, — This is the 
title of a dehghtful book, which we have just 
received from the Harpers and which we 
shall notice at length hereafter. It is from 
the pen of F. Gerstaecker, a most capital fel- 
low for a travelling companion. 

— The Way of Peace.—U. W. Dodd of New 
York, has just published a copyrighted book 
with this title, from the pen of Henry A. 
Rowland, author of the conmion maxims of 
infidelity, and several other popular works, 
among which " Light in a Dark Alley" is 
prominent. It is a neat little volume, design- 
ed for those who long for that peace which 
cometh from conununion with God ; and is a 
kind of sequel to a previous book of the au- 
thor's called the "Path9f Life." The for- 
mer directed the wanderer to Christ ; the lat- 
ter enables one who thinks he has found ac- 
ceptance with the Savior to satisfy himself on 
the point by means of suitable evidence, and 
also to show how he may preserve his reli- 
gious affections in their purity and strength. 

— A correspondent of the Literary World 
writing from Boston under date of the 22d. 
ult., has the following notice of Mr. Field's 
mem, at the late anniversary of the Phi Beta 
Kappa society : 

**The subject of the poem was "Elo- 
quence," — the eloquence of nature and of 
man. A subtle train of thought ran through 
ihe whole, connecting the l^utiful imper- 
sonations of his subject, and giving unity to 
its various topics. It was equally beautiful 
and brilUant. The characteristics of the great 
orators, Demosthenm, Cicero, Burke, Fox, 
Henry, Adams, Webster, Clay, were finely 
felicitous. In a passage on the doquence of 
the pulpit, ft moit exquinto tribute was ptad 



to the memory of Buckmhister. The ••Wts*' 
of the poem had the charm of unexpected- 
ness, and were received with bursts of ap- 
plause, which made the church ring. One 
humorous picture of the triumph of wofman's 
rights, and their admission into the Senate 
chamber as legislators, drew forth an immense 
applause, in which women and women's rights 
men most heartily joined. Mr. Field's deliv- 
ery is remarkably good, clear, loud, melo- 
dious in voice, and graceful in gesture. The 
poem was universally admired." 

— Mr. John Lambert, who travelled through 
a portion of the United States in the year 1808, 
speaks as follows of the manners of the peo- 
ple of the country. 

** Much has been said by former travellers 
of the familiarity and rudeness of the Ameri- 
can people. I will not attempt to contradict 
their assertions : but for myself, I must de- 
clare, in justice to the American character, 
that I experienced the utmost civility and even 
politeness, from the inhabitants, in every part 
of the country through which I travelled. 
The coachmen were civil and the tavern-keep- 
ers attentive : and wherever I had occasion to 
mix with the country people, I never roet 
with the least rudeness or shadow of imper- 
tinence on any occasion: on the contraiy, 
they were civil and obliging. The children 
would take ofi* their hats, bow, or curtesy, as 
we passed along the road, and the men would 
frequently nod their heads, which, though it 
carried with it the appearance of fiimiliarity, 
and certainly was not so graceful as the salu- 
tation of the French Canadians, yet I firmly 
believe, it sprang entirely from an honest, 
well-meanine civility. It must be confessed 
that I saw but little of the character of the 
country people to the southward : and noth- 
ing of it m the back country, where the civil- 
ization of the New England States is said to 
be little known. But I only pretend to speak 
of what I have myself witnessed ; and even 
if I had met with rudeness from individuds, 
or been cheated by a sharper^ I should not be 
inclined to charge the whole Ainemcan peopU 
with insolence and brutality, with roguery 
and imposition. But the Ainericans are a 
people like ourselves, who, conscious of the 
real liberty which they enjoy, boast of it as 
their greatest blessing. Ijn many men, and 
particularly the lower classes, this freedom, 
even in our own country, sometimes degen- 
erates into rude familiarity ; but that philoso- 
pher must indeed be squeamish, who will not 
compound with a little rudeness to himself, 
for the solid acquisition of much substantial 
comfort and happiness to myriads of his fid- 
low men." 

— A writer in the Monthly JiAmsinej for 181^ 
gives the foUow^ list of w words tad 
phrases used in Staffordshire to express tte 



EDITORS' SANfiWBOUCI. 



287 



degrees of drankenness. He sa3rs that the 
people of that coontry are a sober race and 
seldom go above (or below) mellow ; and as 
for bini£^ he has for sixtimes gone beyond 
that point, on all of which occasions he has 
not 8t<H>ped until he reached the climax ''dead 
drunk/' 

Gayly, The Sun has been too 

Joyous, , hot to day, 

Lightsome, In liquor, 

Blyihesome, Cranky, 

Canty, Over the line. 

Mellow, Half seas over, 

Absent, Muddled, 

A drop too much. Groggy, 
A cup too much. Tipsy, 

Wet within. Top heavy. 

So so, Hold you by the wall, 

How came you so ? Overloaded, 
A little gone, Upset, 

Overseen, Knocked up, 

Overtaken, Quite gone. 

Overcome, Intoxicated, 

Over done. Inebriate 

Done over. Staring drunk, 

Disguised, Staggering drunk, 

Splashed, Reeling drunk. 

Cocked, Drunk as a piper, 

Fresh, Drunk as a pig, 

Cogy, Drunk as a swine, 

Muzzy, Drunk as David's Son. 

Flushed, Beastly drunk, 

Been in the Sunshine, Dead drunk. 



Cbhors' Sans-Soutr. 



— We have been to Cape May, and for the 
first time in our life. Niagara, Trenton Falls, 
Saratoga, Lake Georee, Lebanon, Rockaway, 
Nahant, Newport, Yellow Springs, all these 
and many other time-honored summer re- 
sorts, we have seen, but we had never till 
Thursday the 4th inst. been to Cape May. 
And what of Cape May ? Well, it is a queer 
hotch-potch. You begin with an ill-contrived 
" carryall" at the landing, and after a series 
of hat-bumpings, from the cramped ceiling, 
after a terriole round of punches and squez- 
adngs from your fellow-passengers, — for like 
our omnibus-drivers your Jersey " Whips'' 
always take a few more people than their car- 
riages will comfortably hold— after dragging 
along at a lazy, tedious pace, drawn by two 
sadly over-worked ckevaiix you finally enter 
a labanrnth of houses, with verandahs run- 
ning aU about, above and below, built in the 
flimsi^ possible style, and painted frequent- 
ly with the most grotesque contrasts and com- 
binations of colors. The architecture is emi- 
nently characteristic of the brief season, 
when Ci^ May has its numerous crowd; 
while at the lame time it partakes in 



want of substantiality or substance, of the 
average characters or quality of that crowd. 
We are reminded by it of the scenery and ap- 
pointments of the theatre: evarthing is 
adapted for the best eflfect while the play is 
going on, when the lights bum brightly and 
the house is crowded, but you can readily im- 
agine that, when these associations are re- 
moved, and when the audience and actors 
have gone home, that quite an opposite ensem" 
ble will be presented. 

— But how do you like Cape May ? Well, 
very well, of its kind. Arrived at your ho- 
tel, especially if it be Harwood^s Columbia 
House, you prepare yourself for comforts fore- 
shadowed by all about, which you are sure 
to enjoy. You have a spacious sojourning 
place, surrounded by magnificent collonades, 
looking out upon extended grounds, washed 
by the very ocean itself; your eating, drink- 
ing, and sleeping, are well cared for by the 
courteous landlord and his well-drilled corps 
of assistants, and you feel quite at home. 

— Do you like woman ? That nod means 
yes ; it will do. Well, at Cape May you are 
surrounded by exquisite specimens of the sex, 
those who are calculated to flood the heart 
with love, yes, and wring it out fifty times a 
day. Howel says : — 

Words are the aoal's ambaasadom, which go 
Abroad upon her errands to and (to; 
They are the sole expounders of the miud. 
And correspondence keep 'twixt all mankind. 

The eyes are also ambassadors, or they send 
forth sparks which keep up a telegraphic 
communication quite as expressive of ideas 
as the tongue. We know a poor soul — he 
was with us constantly at the Capes — who 
had the misfortune to admire, even to the 
most passionate love, a fiur creature he en- 
countered soon after his arrival, and there 
soon shot forth from his eyes the most speak- 
ing looks of love, which he fancied were re- 
turned: but, alas! the delicate, graceful 
charmer was engaged. When our friend was 
introduced to her — which he was in the course 
of a short time — he learned the painful, per- 
haps it ma^r prove fatal, truth ; and as we left, 
he was diving very deep, and staying down 
very long, in the breakers, intimating — say 
those who know — that he is getting used to 
drowning, and means to pop off at some eleven 
o'clock bathing There will be— there will be 
— larger lunches, and more brandy, for those 
he leaves behind ! 

— Alexander Smith says : 

The brU^igrooin sea 
If toying with tha riiort, Us w«Med bride^ 
And in the folnaM of his Baninfe jt^, 
He deoontes bar tawny brow with ifaaU^ 
Retirea a space^ to ••• bow lUr she looks, 
Then proud, rans np to kisa her. 

How charming a myth of hacy this ! One 



BIZABRE. 



realizes its exquisite beauty, as one stands in 
the Columbia House balcony and looks out at 
the beach, on a calm August morning, as did 
we. But then, with the passage of twoor three 
hours, eleven o'clock comes, and sea and 
shore— or •♦bridegroom" and ** wedded bride" 

— have go-betweens of young and old, male 
and female, tall and short, &t and lean* 
clad in flannel robes and pantaloons, of all 
shapes and cuts, looking as promiscuous and 
as matter-of-fact as possible, at least tempo* 
rariiy, who put a stop to these amorous inter- 
changes. Then you see curves of surf, one 
beyond the other, outward from the beach, 
each dotted with living and breathing objects, 
who bob up and down like so many variously 
painted puppets. Then "bridegroom" and 
** wedded bnde" are left alone to resume their 
toyings and kissings, while the bathers have, 
some of them, gone to sleep, others to cold 
beef and ham, and others — to brandy-smashes, 
mint juleps, and sherry-cobblers. 

— A "Hop" at the Columbia House, with 
Breiter's fine band, lights evervthing up in 
certain quarters. We were a looker-on at one 
of these during our sojourn at the Capes, and 
enjoyed the graceful movements of the dancers 
in quadrille, schottische, redowa, waltz, and 
polka, not a little. The children were per- 
fectly mad with delight ; and we must con- 
fess, we think the pastime of dancing is better 
adapted to them than to adults. Still, let 
those whirl about in the waltz who choose ; 
let those enjoy whatever figures in the voca- 
bulary of Mile Terpsichore may best please 
them. This is a free country, they say. 
Certainly one-half, if not two-thirds, who go 
to Cape May, would not do so were it not for 
the «* Hops." 

— The Mount Vernon Hotel is a wonderful 
building; covering twelve acres of grdOnd 
they say, and having twenty acres more for 
surroundings. Its collonades above and be- 
low embrace a distance fully up to two miles 
and a half! The dining-hall is neariy five 
hundred feet long. Gas and water will be in- 
troduced everywhere throughout the building. 
We were indebted to Col. L. L. Johnson, for a 
complete survey of this mammoth building, 
who also treated us — to— to— the superb view 
of ocean which one gets from its roof. Some 
thousands of visitors can be accommodated at 
the Mount Vernon, and they will be enter- 
tained on the Frendi plan, so says our hand- 
aome and agreeable friend Johnson, with many 
other important things which we shall per- 
haps relate in a future article. 

— In conclusion, we intended to talk of much 
more in tins artide, but Mr. Bryson says 
" stop, no more room." We must therefore 
breidL off: just when the pressure of steam is 
the highest ; leaving Mr. Jackson's beautiful 
ddsplay of fire-worics on the Columbia House 
groonos-^Miid fisr by the boarders at that 



establi^ment, bat admired by everybody on 
the island — only mentioned. It was the 
perfection of Pyrotechny. One piece bore 
m its fiery botiK>m, the word "Love,'' and 
our smitten friend, thought of the bespoken 
beauty, who had stolen h& heart, but would 
not give her own in return, with a sigh as 
heavy as a fifty-six. We pitied him poor 
fellow ! Cruel pyrotechny to tear from man's 
bosom such a sigh ! 

— The word we say at parting is this : and ' 
it is practical : Harwood has a plenty of fine I 
rooms now unoccupied. Qo and enjoy them. J 

RRAiee FROfVl eiR mubkr-t »c. I 

— The Southern Literary Gazette thus kindly ' 
notices The Bizarre : — j 

Among our most valuable exchanges, we ' 
would notice "the Bizarre," an original 
weekly, published by Church & Co., in Phil- 
adelphia. It is edited in a discriminating and 
able manner, and is always fiill of interest- ! 
ing matter. We are frequently indebted to '; 
it for articles. !; 

TO OORR68(=>ONOENTa. | 

— Another " Georgia Sketch" will appear in ' 
our next ; with many other interesting ar tides . 
crowded out of the present number. i. 

OOBBK-TT. I 

— A gentleman of this city has in his posses- 
sion the original of the following character- ' 
istic letter from Cobbett. It was written in , 
the year 1798 to a Philaddphia bookseller. 

" Good master Young ; 

I cannot rand tho whole amonnt, 
With Christain patience watch and wait, 
Take fifty dollan on aooonnt, 
And give the bearer a receipt. 

Wm. Cobbctt. 

P. S. Though I know it is very difiScult 
to rhyme a Presbyterian out of his money, 
yet when in the measure of Watts' Psalms, 
rhyme ought to have some wdght — I will dis- 
charge the rest of your bill as soon as possi- 
ble, which, I hope, will be before Saturday 
night 

Monday, 5 Feb." 

It will be observed that Cobbett supposed 
patience to be a word of thru sylaUcs. 

BK MORB RARTIOULAR 

— The "learned Theban" who attends to 
the editorial department of Harper^ s 3iaga' 
zine has undertaken to furnish the world 
with a new anecdote of Pope the poet li is 
contained in the August number and prsfes- 
ses to relate some events that happened to 
" the little crooked thing that asked qoes- 
tions when he first visited London in 1774." 
Unfortunatdy ror the stoiy, Pope wtsb&min 
London in 1688 anddiedin 1744 ! ! A friend 
suggests that perhaps the writer has esn* 
founded Pope, an actor, with the poet Fcr> 
haps so ; bat a man who writes for 135^000 
readers should he more careM. 



A SYRIAN TALE. 



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"BOABSI, BOABBB, WHAT SAT TOV, MADOAPT*— /VsTTuAar. 



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FOR TBI WEEK tSNNO 

SATVRDATt AUGUST 90, 1858. 
A SYRIAN TALE. 

FBOK TH8 GERMAN. 

Chapter n. 

On the evening of the second day Semid 
overtook a small caravan of merchants travel- 
ling the same route, with their camels loaded 
with silks and stuffs of Syria. As they pursued 
their journey, Semid fell into conversation 
with one of the merchants, an elderly man, of 
a mild and impressive aspect, who listened 
with delight and wonder to the discourse of 
the stranger, which few could hear unmoved, 
as to his youth and exquisite beauty were 
now added the wisdom and experience he had 
acquired as an Imaun. As they drew near the 
tennination of their journey, the merchant of 
Baffdad grew more and more attached to Se- 
mid, and earnestly pressed him, as he had no 
home of his own, to reside under his roof, 
partake of the toils and cares of his business, 
and be to him as a son. They soon beheld 
the Tigris flowing in its pride beneath the 
waUs 01 Bagdad, and entered the gardens of 
palm-trees, on its banks. Passing through 
several narrow and unpaved streets, the mer- 
chant and his friend stopped at the low door 
of a mean-looking habitation. Being admit- 
ted, a scene of luxury appeared within. The 
court area was adorned by a noble fountain, 
over which hung the orange and lemon trees ; 
recesses in the walls, covered with cushions 
and carpets, invited to repose ; and the inter- 
ior apartments were splendidly furnished; 
but when the merchant of Bagdad, after the 
travellers had bathed and perfumed them- 
selves, bade a slave call his child, his Hou- 
lema, to welcome her father and his friend, 
Semid saw only the form, heard only the voice 
of the girl of Bagdad. It was evening, and 
the cool apartment, with its trellised and pro- 
jecting wmdows, hung over the waters be- 
neath ; the moon that lit up the waves and 
their shores, cast her light through the open 
lattice-work, at which sat Houlema, who had 
taken her guitar, and as she sang verses ex- 
pressive of the joys of home, and its dear 
aflections, after long and cruel separations, 
like the cool waves of the Tigris amidst the 
boming sands that surround it, her voice was 
inexpressibly sweet. Her fonn was of the 



middle size, and her complexion excessively 
fair ; her eyes were hazel, her hair dark, and 
her bust lovelier than was ever formed hy a 
Grecian sculptor ; the small and delicate foot ^ 
.was no way concealed by the rich sandal that 
held it, and the white and rounded arm was 
exposed nearly to the shoulder ; in her whole 
air, in every look and word, there was a spirit, 
a vivacity, as if the soul itself were intused 
in it. As Semid gazed and listened to her 
voice, he felt a charm come over his spirit, 
far different to that which the superior beau- 
ty of the Circassian had inspired. 

His venerable patron now began to initiate 
him in the detuls of commerce, sent him 
sometimes with a caravan of merchandise to 
Bussora> and other parts of the Persian gulf, 
and assigned him a portion of his gains. Se- 
mid saw his increasing fortune vnth indiffer- 
ence, in every journey always anticipating the 
hour of return ; he gazed with rapture from 
afar on the blue wave of the Tigris that cir- 
cled round the dwelling of his beloved Hou- 
lema. The father, who from the first had 
destined his only child for his favorite, to 
whom he felt as to an only son, saw their 
growing passion witl^ pleasure. Often when 
the lovers were seated in the cool kiosque, 
that overlooked the wide plain beyond the 
city, Semid told of the various scenes and re- 
verses he had passed through, while his fine 
eyes and matcnless features beamed with af- 
fection : Houlema thought she had never be- 
held so fascinating a ^ing, or listened to a 
voice of such soul-touching melody. " She 
loves me for myself alone,^' thought Semid, 
" and not for my beauty, unlike the youthfiil 
Circassian, whose impetuous and sudden af- 
fection wrought my ruin : bred up in retire- 
ment, and untainted by dissipation, in her 
tenderness I shall find a resting place at last." 

Semid had been absent for some weeks on a 
journey to Basra, and one evening Houlema 
was solacing herself with music in the apart- 
ment she had so often sat with him, and an- 
ticipating his return, when the chief officer 
of tne Pacha of Bagdad returning home on 
the opposite shore of the Tigris, heard those 
sweet sounds wafted across in the stillness of 
the night, and listened with rapture. The 
next day he told his prince that he had heard 
melody, such as none but the Houris who at> 
tend the blest could have made, and that the 
woman who possessed such a voice must be 
inexpressibly beautiful. The prince's curios- 
ity was awakened, he directed inquiries to be 
made, and was soon acquainted that it was 
the daughter of the old merchant, whose mel- 
ody was only inferior to her lovliness. Resoly- 
ed to gratify his passionate desire of seeing 
her, he put on the disguise of a merchant, 
who sold precious stones and ornaments, and 
being admittkl with some difficulty, by dis- 
playing some splenddi jewels U> the si^^t of 



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Honlema, was enraptured with her beauty. 
The following day he sent for the father, and 
demanded his daughter in marriage ; the old 
man, undazzled by the prospect of grandeur 
for his child, and faithful to his promise to 
Seroid. gave a suhmissire but decided refusal. 
Although enraged at havins his hope crossed 
by a subject, yet confiding in his own attrac- 
tions and rank, he came magnificently attired 
and attended, to the merchant's house, and 
requesting an interview with Houlema in her 
father's presence, he declared his passion, and 
ofiered her his heart and throne, declaring he 
would part with his harem, and cease to love 
any otner woman for her sake. Houlema 
shrank from the splendid offer; her lover, 
beautiful and devoted, rushed to her thoughts ; 
she felt how dear he was to her : again she 
looked on the imploring prince ; he was very 
handsome, his dignity gave him additional at- 
tractions ; and, when he swore, by the Pro- 
phet and the Caaba, that she should be the 
sole companion of his life and love, the ador- 
ed and admired of his court, the words were 
inexpressibly sweet to her. Seduced by such 
tenderness and devotion, and the glowing pic- 
tures her lover drew of her future glory as 
the Princess of Bagdad, she consented at last 
to become his bride. 

Semid, full of anticipations of love and 
happiness, returned to Bagdad, and hastened 
to the home of his friend, who met him with 
a countenance of sorrow and confusion, anc^ 
acquainted him with the infidelity of Houlema, 
and deplored her ingratitude. Overwhelmed 
with anguish, he would have sought his in- 
tended bride in the harem of the Pacha, had 
not the father restrained him, and calmed his 
cruel agitation; then raising his eyes, stream- 
ing with tears to Heaven, he called on Allah 
to witness the treachery of his mistress, and 
abjured forever the .destructive beauty of 
woman, which first in the Circassian had 
plunged him into exquisite misery ; and now, 
m the perfidious Houlema, had driven him 
forth again a wanderer on the earth. Saying 
this, he rushed out of the apartment, and, 
mounting his horse, left Bagdad forever be- 
hind him. For several days he pursued his 
way, heedless of its direction : whether his 
head sank on the desert-bed or on the moun- 
tain-rock, whether the sun shone on his parch- 
ed breast, or the fountain cooled his burning 
lips, his misery was all within. One night as 
he passed over a sandy tract, he saw not very 
far before him a traveller attacked by a small 
party of Bedouins. Hastening up, his own 
and his servant's aid decided the day, and the 
Arabs took to flight. 

The Turk, who was wounded, was most 
grateftil for this timely aid, and implored his 
deliverer to accompany him to his home ; and, 
as all situations were at this moment alike, he 
consented willingly. Day after day the trav- 



ellers proceeded over melancholy wastes of 
sand, on which rested the burning rays of 
the sun, till at last a dark spot was visible in 
the horizon ; and as they drew near, exquis- 
itely grateful was the deep verdure of varions 
trees, and the shade of the palm and cypress, 
which stood waveless fn the silent desert, like 
the ruins of an eastern temple. In this deep 
and beautiful retreat, encircled by a high wall, 
lived the generous Turk with his only sister : 
left orphans at an early age, they had become 
inseparably attached to each other. Every 
effort was used by them to make Semid 's res- 
idence agreeable : and, soothed by the atten- 
tions, and interested by the accomplishments 
of the young Kaloula, his dejection and an- 
guish by degrees abated. In order to inters 
est his deliverer, Achmed invited a party of 
his friends to an entertainment, and his Arab 
servants traversed the waste in various direc- 
tions to the fertile tracts on its borders. In 
that oriental banquet every luxury appeared, 
whether allowed or forbidden, by the Koran, 
the various wines of S3rria, the rich fruits 
and conserves of Damascus, the delicacies of 
Seeraz. 

As night drew on, and the conversation be- 
came more animated, it was proposed, after 
the oriental custom, that each guest should 
tell a tale, or relate some remarkable event of 
his life ; one told his dangerous pilgrimage to 
Mecca, another a tale of the Afirit or the 
Goule, till it came to Semid's turn, who, put 
off his guard by the gaiety and interest of 
the scene, began most imprudently to relate 
the great incident of his life, the eift of ^e 
ring. As he proceeded, some of Uie guests 
became thoughtful, others looked incredulous, 
but Kaloula never took her glance from the 
ring on which it was intensely fixed, and 
during the rest of the evening her manner 
was abstracted, and her mind wandering &r 
from the present scene. Afterwards, when 
seated by her side in the garden at sunset, 
Semid observed that her vivacity was gone, 
at times her tone and look were hurried and 
wild, and then sad and despairing. In her 
society he had felt a new and vivid interest : 
ungifted with the matchless beauty of the 
Circassian, or the sweetness of temper, and 
charm of song and melody, of Houlema, there 
was in her that hi^h energy of mind, and rich- 
ness of imaginaiion which inevitably attract 
in woman ; and Semid, when listening to her 
fascinating conversation, thought the charms 
of beauty outdone. Accustomed all her liife 
to the solitude of her brother's home, Kaloula's 
haughty spirit was nursed amidst s<jenes sav- 
age and inspiring. It had been her delight to 
guide her courser into the deep retreats of the 
desert, and no where is nature so sublime as 
there ; and when seated at her lattice window 
or in the garden beneath, she had bdield the 
slow caravan wind its way amidst the bom- 



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291 



ing sands, in which thousands of yarious na- 
tions and aspects were mingled ; and again, 
when the bands of Bedouins had rushed on 
their prey, she had heard the fierce shouts of 
the battle in the desert, and seen the spectacle 
of pain and death. 

Won by the personal attractions and elo- 
quent converse of the stranger, she loved him ; 
still that passion struggled with ambition and 
pride. Often Semid observed, as her look fell 
on the ring on his finger, her colour chan^d, 
and she uttered a deep sigh. "Were that 
ring but mine," murmured the hauehty girl, 
*' what a scene of triumph and delist would 
it open to me. The princess of the east would 
vie for the possession of Kaloula's charms, to 
which the beauty of all women would then 
yield. Her glory, who defended the city 
whose ruins are in the desert, the Queen of 
Palmyra, would not surpass mine. My path 
would no longer be in this far solitude, but be 
high, commanding and immortal." 

The conflict of thought was too severe ; 
her noble form became emaciated, the lustre 
fled from her dark eye, and its look of tender- 
ness turned on her lover was often changed 
for one of horror. It was past the hour of 
noon, on one of those days when to breathe 
the open air is almost to inhale the blast of 
death, the very fountains seemed to gush lan- 
guidly, and the leaves to wither on the trees : 
and Semid, overcome with the heat, had 
thrown himself almost fainting on a sofa, 
when Kaloula approached and earnestly pres- 
sed him to drink of some cool sherbet prepar- 
ed by her own hands. There was something 
in her voice and manner, in the burning hue 
of her cheek, that infused a sudden suspicion 
into his mind. He took the vase of sherbet 
from her trembling hand, and turning aside 
his face pretended to drink, but poured the 
contents into his vest. He tiien languidly re- 
clined, Mkd appeared to fall into a deep sleep ; 
an hour passed away, and a soft step ap- 
proached the door ; it faltered and seemed to 
retire ; but soon was heard more hurriedly 
advancing, and at last entered the apartment. 
It was Kaloula ; she went to the window and 
gazed on the burning sand and sky, and then 
turned her paleface, that was bathed in tears, 
to Semid, who lay motionless, and appeared 
to breathe no longer. She then drew near the 
ottoman and bent in silent anguish for awhile 
over him, when with a sudden eflfort she 
stretched forth her hand and clasped the ring 
to take it from his finger. Semid sprang from 
the couch, and looked at Kaloula with an in- 
describable expression, who, claspine her 
hands violently, uttered a loud cry, and sank 
insensible on the floor. He bent in agony 
over her. ** Again," he exclaimed, " have I 
leaned as my last hope on woman's love, and 
it has pierced my soul. 0, prophet of my 



have murmured, in severing woman from our 
path in the world of bliss : since cruelty and 
ambition can be cherished amidst feelings of 
kindness and love. Never will I yield again 
to her charms, or be swayed by her artful 
wiles." 

He hastened from the dwelling, and all 
night long in deep anguish of soul pursued 
his way. On the evening of the tenth day he 
stood on the declivity of a range of moun- 
tains, on whose snows lay the last beams of 
the sun ; and a noble plain was spread at 
their feet, in the midst of which stood the 
ruins of a superb temple. Semid drew near 
as the night was falling around, and took up 
his abode in one of the ruined apartments ; 
and when day broke he was strucK with ad- 
miration and wonder at a sight so new to him. 
A corridor of pillars, with capitals of exquis- 
ite beauty, encircled the temple, which though 
roofless, and i ts many niches despoiled of their 
statues, looked in its naked grandeur as if 
time might have no power over it. Here Semid 
thought he had found a habitation and soli- 
tude where woman's step would never intrude, 
and he could indulge in sorrows unmolested. 
Several days had passed, and the fruits that 
grew on the plain composed his meals, when 
one evening, whilst the air was cool, he per- 
ceived a girl habited in a simple Syrian dress, 
approaching the ruin. She started with sur- 
prise at seeing a stranger ; but recovering her- 
self, asked what induced him to remain in so 
lonely a spot, and why he had never visited 
her father, who was the Imaun of the village 
behind the mountain, and would be happy to 
show his hospitality. Semid promised to 
come to the village, and the next day, cross- 
ing the mountain, he was received by the 
priest of the prophet with the greatest kind- 
ness. . After a simple repast, Melahie took her 
guitar and sang some native Svrian melodies 
with great sweetness. Delighted with his 
visit, the traveller's solitude seemed less wel- 
come on his return. A few days passed ere 
Melahie came again, and sitting on a p«irt of 
the ruins beside Semid, she told him their his- 
tory as far as she knew, and listened to his 
tales of other lands, and of his travels, with 
intense interest. Her form was slender, and, 
unlike the women of the east, her hair was 
light, and her eyes blue ; but they had a look 
of irresistible sweetness and innocence, and 
her delicate features reflected every feeling of 
her soul. He frequently visited her father's 
cottage, and her steps still oftener sought 
the lonely ruins. Seated by Semid's side, 
and fixed on his seducing discourse, die was 
happy ; and he could not see the intense in- 
terest he inspired, while her tears fell fast at 
the picture of his sorrows, or her eyes kindled 
with «7elight when he told how his sad destiny 
was changed, without feeling his own heart 

tf1cM>n1ir mmroA ITa sOutv ihtkf. ahgk \nveU\ him 



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and soon felt that this enthv confidence, this 
sweet deference and surrender of feeling, in a 
young and devoted woman, is far more dan- 
gerous than any studied allurement. 

Still he imagined she loved him only for his 
heauty, or b^use she saw in him superior 
accomplishments to all around her. One even- 
ing as the Syrian was seated in silence beside 
him, on the rich scenery, Semid suddenly ad- 
dressed her ; *' Melahie, it is in vain to dis- 
guise our mutual affection : but you repose 
your peace on me only to be deceived ; let me 
warn you that he who has appeared to you 
thus beautiful and interesting, only deludes 
you. You see before you a magician of power, 
and of malice equal to his power, but not to 
injure you. Turn your eyes on your lover . 
now." He suddenly drew the ring from his 
finger ; the girl shrieked, and starting from I 
her seat covered her fiu^ with her hands, for 
before her stood no longer the captivating I 
stranger, but an elderly, pale, and sorrow- 1 
stricken man ; yet his look was haughty and 
full of fire, and waving his hand impressively, 
" fly from me now," he said, "you see mem 
my true colors ; your beautiful lover is no 
more. " Melahie turned on him for a moment 
a look of fixed sadness, and then silently de- 
parted. Many weeks passed, and stiU she 
came not to his lonely abode ; but one morn- 
ing as he stood sadly musing amidst the mon- 
uments of former glory, he saw her slowly 
walking towards him; but her beauty was 
faded by sorrow, and her delicate form wast- 
ed, and when she beheld the venerable figure 
of her once adored lover, an expression of ex- 
quisite anguish passed over her features. StiU 
sne drank in every word that fell from his 
lips, though the music of that voice had 
ceased, and the tone was cold and faltering. 
When he bade her fly from his solitude, and 
shun the evil destiny that surrounded him, 
and the treacherous allurement that might yet 
ensnare her, she burst into tears, unable to van- 
quish her love, yet shrinking from the painful 
change she witnessed. 

The last evening they were thus to meet 
she found him rechned at the foot of a pillar ; 
his countenance was paler, his eye more hol- 
low than when she saw him before, and his 
whole air that of a man to whom earthly 
thii^ are soon to be no more. " You are 
come, Melahie," he said, fixing his eyes with 
a mournful expressicm on her, " in time to bid 
me fiu'ewell forever. You cannot grieve much 
for one whom it is impossible you could love. 
S«nid, young and beatiful, engaged your af- 
fection, but oppressed with years, and sinking 
bene&th his sorrows, the stranger will rest 
nnremembered in his grave." "Never! oh 
never," replied theb^utiful Syrian, *'can 
Melahie forget the stranger she once loved. 
Dark and mysterious as your path may seem, 
mine shall be united with it to the last. I 



loved you not for your beauty, Semid, it 
for the charms of your discourse, the rkdies 
of your mind, and, above all, the new wcnid 
of thought and imagination which you opened 
to me ; when I left you, those scenes and glow- 
ing pictures haunted me still : in my dreams 
they came to me, and with all, your image 
was ever blended. Radiant with beauty it 
came, and now thus fallen, it is still the same 
Semid who speaks to me ; it is his spirit that 
casts its spell around mine, and deatn cannot 
break it.'*^ 

" It is vain," said Semid ; <* the hoar is 
near that will close these eyes forever. Azrad 
comes to simimion me; already I hear tbft 
rushing of his wings. Look where the laest 
light of day is resting on the mountain snows : 
it will soon disappear ; but when it rests en 
this pillar, and encircles this weary head, yon 
will see your Semid expire." •* Leave me not 
thus," exclaimed Malahie weeping bitterly; 
but soon shall I cease to be alone : I feel my 
heart is breaking, it has strugded for rest 
without you, but it may not be. She ceas- 
ed ; for the sun leaving the darkening plain 
below, threw over the temple a eolden hue, 
and rested on the pillar on which Semid was 
reclining. His look was sadly fixed on the 
crimsoning sky, his frame trembled, and as 
the red light was iadine, the young Syrian 
clasped her arm round his neck, and gazing 
on him as if for the last time ; " O Semid !" 
she murmured, " my first, my only love ; to- 
gether we will quit this world of sorrow, and 
Melahie will not be parted in death, or in 
eternity." At these words he suddenly rose 
and drew the ring again on his finger ; the 
lustre came to Melahie 's ejre, and the odour 
rushed to her cheek, for she gazed once more 
on the blooming and devoted Semid, who 
clasped her to his breast, "It is mice at 
last," he exclaimed ; " the blessing I implor- 
ed of Allah, but never hoped to find — a wo* 
man who truly loved me ; we will go to the 
banks of the Orontes to my father's coitaee, 
and live amidst the scenes of my childhood." 
1 

SKETCHES OF GEORGLA. 



SKETCnB[ EIGHTH. 

Scenery of the Swamps, — Historical assodor' 
tions connected itith them — Pcartisan Vahr-^ 
Steampsj of three kinds — Luxuriant Varrt^ 
tion — The stately Cypress — Magnolia Gran^ 
diflora — Sylvanus and Cypfxrissus — Wooi* 
not'S tDild'—Physical constitution-^ AUi^ 
tors — Serpents. 

But dark maltgnftnt donds, tod noxSoos d«w 
Hanson the Cjrprera muI, and moumftil yev; 
In sable weeds, which flow with Kdemn sweep, 
The weeping willow, seems indeed to weep. 

Mi49 r. RegmiddM. 



The admirer of Nature will 
amid the plains of Southern Georgia, for 



invtiA 

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sublime and exquisitely beautifol manifesta- 
tioDB which so enchain the attention, and en* 
list the admiration of eveiy beholder in other 
climes. Here, no Mont Blanc, vast and mag- 
nificent, reflecting from its snowy brow the 
goreeoas tints of a rising san, lifts its, kindly 
head, a moontain of pure alabaster, blindmg 
with its splendor the gaze which its majesty 
attracted : no grand ]^teau where, 

** Snow pfled on mow ; each mass appears 
The gatbered winter of a thoonoid years." 

The lovely rale of Chamonni — the deep, 
'^SS^ gorges of Switzerland, find no coun- 
terpart here. There are no cascades of the 
Hepste, with their graceful nymphs sporting 
in those crystal waters, — no giant Idris en- , 
throned on his mountain chair — ^no Idwal 
shridung amid the awful storms which burst 
abore the purple peaks of Snowdonia. Al- 
though the scenery is not thus wild and pic- 
turesque, although the diversities of hill and 
valley do not charm the eye : still Nature here 
stands revealed in a garb at once so luxuriant 
and plea^ng, that the interest of every one 
is immediately awakened. Quiet repose, and 
virgin vigor characterize every scene. One 
of the most striking features is that present- 
ed by the deep-green foliage and exuberant 
vegetation of the swamps. Numerous and 
extensive, they permeate this region in every 
direction — ^impressing the mind unaccustom- 
ed to such scenes, with novel emotions, and 
conceptions of the magnificence of Nature 
scarce elsewhere to be found. The size of 
the trees, the deep mazes of the cane-brakes, 
the rank profusion of plants stimulated into 
rapid and unusual growth by the humid at- 
mosphere, the semi-fluid soil, and the warm 
rays of the sun, the variety of birds and rep- 
tiles — the forms of the animals and the cease- 
less diversity of sounds and songs which 
grc^ the ear, all unite in inviting the atten- 
tion of the inquiring stranger, and awaken- 
ing a desire for a more satis&ctory acquain- 
tance with the depths and inhabitantsof these 
swamps. Before, however, entering at large 
upon a delineation of their peculiarities, it 
may be proper to remind the reader, that in 
Georgia and South Cardina. these damp dark 
regions have been invested with Revolution- 
ary associations dearly cherished by patriot 
hwts. Here would the partisan warrior re- 
treat for a season, in order that he might un- 
observed collect the gallant sons of an invad- 
ed oomnranity — with brave words stimulate 
them to renewed, determined resistence, and 
then by some sudden, energetic, and master- 
ly movement, fkll upon the unguarded foe, 
often wholly unconscious of his presence or 
approach, scattering his troop of^ mercenar- 
ies, like forest leaves before the blast of Au- 
tumn. Their mazes, tiieir knolls were fami- 
liar to the lovers of freedom. Thence they 



snufied the tainted air of tyranny from afar. 
Thence, as from some invisible, central hid- 
ing place, did faithful spies go forth, arous- 
ing the inhabitants, hovering around the 
flimk and rear of the enemy, discovering 
his position and numbers, striking a fatid 
Wow whenever opportunity presented, and 
tb^i as secretly returning with the valuable 
information, thus obtained, to their comrades, 
ever in readiness to redress their Country's 
wrongs. Many and aggravated were the pri- 
vations here enduredTout the devotion and 
patriotism of these self-made heroes, triumph- 
ed over them all. In South Carolina, scarce- 
ly a single large swamp can be named, where 
tne brave band of a Marion or some of his 
compatriots had not encamped, whose dark 
deptns they had not threaded. When super- 
ior numbers may temporarily have occupied 
the plains, and the small parties of the Amer- 
icans have been compelled to leave their pro- 
perty and possessions at the mercy of the foe ; 
when the standard may have been for the mo- 
ment insultingly removed from the rampart, 
and the flag from the Liberty pole, then would 
they resort for a season to these natural places 
of defence ; replace every star, wipe the dust 
of dishonor from every stripe, and like a 
whirlwind sweep upon the invaders, with 
that self-same standard full high advanced, 
which just now the enemy had regarded as 
torn and trampled. Examples of self-devo- 
tion and a love of country were here display- 
ed, which will be ever regarded as bright 
testiOiOnials of American valor. No wonder 
that a British officer should resign his com- 
mision, and deem those invincible, who 
could with their General, uninfluenced by 
any hope of pecuniary recompense, without a 
murmur, endure the dangers of the field, the 
damp vapors and unwholesome malaria of 
these swamps, relishing a fare so scanty, so 
extremely frugal, that they deemed themsel- 
ves fortunate in possessing an abundance of 
roasted potatoes, served up on pieces of pine- 
balk, and all this prompted solely by an aU- 
al^orbing devotion to the interests of a young 
republic struggling manfully for its indepen- 
dence. 

The swamps, moreover, afforded not only 
safe retreats, but also presented suitable op- 
portunities for ambuscades. Crossed as they 
usually are by narrow cause-ways — ^with 
deep morass on either hand, the enemy would 
necessarily be compressed into a close column, 
upon which every ball dischaiged by the 
practised marksman, ensconced behind his fa- 
milar forest trees, would tell with fearful ef- 
fect. In proof of this, you need only refer to 
the actions on the Santee, at the Great Pedee, 
at Midway or at Bull-town Swamps. 

We may regard these swamps as of three 
kinds^listinctions in their character, which 
arise not so much firom a variety of vegeta- 



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tion, as from a difference of location. First, 
yon will find them extending on both sides of 
the large rivers, as soon as these have passed 
through the elevated or hill-country, and 
flowing through the flat regions of Southern 
Georgia seek an entrance into the sea. These 
are probably best adapted to the successful 
cultivation of rice, as their fertility is, you 
may say without exaggeration, exhaustless — 
their situation level, and the supply of water 
both copious and constant. A suitable em- 
bankment once formed along the river, you 
can easily, by means of trunks, flow your fields 
whenever necessary. Those fine plantations 
bordering upon the Savannah and Ogeechee, 
may be regarded as apt examples. Here in 
many places the beautiful rice has usurped 
the positions formerly adorned by the tall 
cypress, or the rich cane-brake. Again you 
will see them constituting the primary sources 
of those shorter streams, which intersect the 
marshes upon the coast. These, admitting 
the fluctuations of the tide even within a few 
miles of their rise, derive their first supply 
and direction from the springs of a swamp. 
Lastly, there are those which serve merely as 
a drain for a given portion of low-land, with 
simply a channel in the centre, which conveys 
the water here collected into some stream : 
thus constituting a small tributary to the 
latter. Such are generally designated Inland 
Swamps, in contradistinction to those first 
nkentioned, which are termed River Swamps. 
Let us however, in viewing them more closdy, 
regard these for convenience of description, 
and with refcFence to the appearance present- 
ed, as one and the same. In many instances 
we will discover excellent examples of that 
magnificence and luxuriance, which nature 
displays when her original energies and vigor 
remain unimpaired. True, you do not here 
meet with that wild profusion, and those gi- 
gjantic proportions which so remarkably dis- 
tinguish the dark forests and deep lagoons of 
the Amazon, nor are birds of a plumage 
equal to that of the bird of Paradise here 
congregated. The serpent does not attain 
quite BO formidable dimensions — nor do the 
limbs bend under the weight of troops of 
chattering monkeys. Look for a moment, 
however, and you will see a luxuriance of veg- 
etation, a variety in the feathered tribe — and 
other inhabitants of these damp r^ons — nu- 
merous specimens of uncouth reptiles — while 

*' Myriads of insects now 
Creep from tbeir green- wood cares, and mossy domes. 
And wing their way, to glitter in the san." 

Viewing these swamps from without, they 
present an exceedingly rich and attractive ap- 
pearance, alike when the first breath of spring 
is unfolding in delicate loveliness the new 
buds and blossoms, again to clothe with beau- 
ty that naked bough, from which the winds 



of autumn had shaken the ydlow leaf— when 
the warm sun of summer has robed the trees 
in all the magnificent profusion of a fully de- 
veloped vegetation — and when the frosts of 
winter settling upon that dark-green array, 
sprinkles it dl over with those vari^ated 
tmts, so attractive and singulariy pleasing to 
the eye. Then the numerous evergreens are 
finely illuminated by the brilliant yellow of 
the maple, the lively colors of the sweet-gum, 
the orange and ci;imson of the native pc^ar. 
Within, giant trees lock arm in arm with 
their fellows — completely overshadowing the 
dense undergrowth and cane-brakes, which 
almost effectually exclude the visiter who 
would penetrate their mazes. Tangled bom- 
ses of vines clambering up the tnmks, and 
interlacing with each other, hang in rich pro- 
fusion from limb to limb— forming pleasant 
shady bowers for Satyrs and rustic Fauns. 
We might almost imagine that our eyes rest- 
ed upon their dancing forms, while in fimcy's 
vision appears Avistupor chasing some mis- 
chievous oird, or Arissetus hiving the numer- 
ous swarms of wild bees. These majestic 
trees shed a melancholy grandeur upon the 
pools below, hiding in their profound shade 
the rich soil which a summer^s sun can never 
warm. The axe of the woodman has sddom 
been heard in the depths of some of these 
swamps, and the virgin growth still remains! 
proud memorial of the munificence of Nature. 
When the forest has been levelled, the few 
trees remaining as way-marks, Are only ren- 
dered more remarkable and imposing, by lea* 
son of the contrast. The stately cypress here 
rises in solemn aspect, like some sage father 
of the woods. The commanding magnolia 
grandifiora appearing in all its beauty and 
symmetry, with its spreading branches and 
deep-green leaves, decorated with ten ihw- 
sand snowy blossoms diffusing their d^ght- 
ful perfume through the air, seems a noWe 
virgin of the forest adorned for her marriage. 
The morning breeze is fraught with the aroma 
of sweet-bays, jessamins, honey-suckles, and 
the many choice flowers which Queen Flora 
has here planted with such lavish bounty. 

The Cypress and the Laurel, are both of 
historic note. When the Trojans lamented 
the death of Misenus, we find them employ- 
ing the mournful cypress as an emblem of 
grief — {etf crates ante cupressos constituunt'') 
We are told in Heathen mythology, that &!• 
vanus, a God of the woods, loved the boy IV 
parissus, who kept a tame deer in which he 
greatly delighted. This, Sihranus (me dar 
accidently killed. The youth was so much 
affected with grief at the loss of his pet, that 
he soon pined away and died. Silvanus im- 
mediately changed him into a Cypress tree, a 
branch of whidi he always carried in his 
hand in memory of the deceased Cyparissos- 
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earliest ages, the cypress has erer been deem- 
ed a tree of sober, melancholy character, 
suitable for the grave-vard. We all know the 
daring contests and laborious undertakings, in 
order to secure a laureate wreath, not only 
among the competitors of ancient days, and 
those of Oxford, but eyen in later years. 
From an hundred boughs of these and other 
ornaments of the forest, are heard the voices 
of charming songsters, who have sought the 
retirement of the glade, in order that they 
may undisturbed warble their sweetest notes 
into the ear of Nature. From the topmost 
branch, in accents of charming melody, we 
catch the strains of the thrush, which, with 
its dappled breast turned to the rising sun, 
bails the advent of th6 king of day, as with 
orient beams he comes to gladden the face of 
Nature. Then, when his warmer rays have 
caused the birds to seek the shelter of the 
forest, his subdued twitter is still sweetly 
falling upon the ear. As the flaming chariot 
with rapid axle passes the zenith, and tends 
to the western wave, then again from every 
bough arise the voices of countless birds, 
each with pecaliar note carolling a tender 
farewell to the fading day. The great hom- 
ed owl here seeks a cool retreat, and amid 
the branches of some wide-spreading oak, 
sits listlessl}r rolling his large grey eye, or 
moping in silence, awaits the approach of 
night, when upon noiseless wing he may 
again overtake the prey, sleeping unconscious 
of his approach. Deer and turkeys find this 
a place of refuge, and recline securely beneath 
the dense foliage of the trees, while the black 
bear feasts upon the grapes as they hang in 
purple clusters from the vine. 

The moisture and extreme fertility of the 
soil, causes an immense growth of aquatic 
plants of various kinds and of all hues. There 
you see the ground covered with the diminutive 
moss, there are the water-loving hydrang8&— 
there lilies, pure and motionless, rest upon the 
surface of the pool-oovered with their broad 
round leaves,— there the blue flag clusters in 
luxuriance — there the suple-jack, the brier, 
the jessamin closely entwine the cypress and 
the gum. The botanist may here luxuriate, 
for Nature is triumphant in this damp do- 
main. Frequently within these swamps you 
will find knolls densely wooded — while on all 
sides spreads out a labyrinth of roots, decay- 
ed logs, lying in mouldering confusion upon 
this wet-trembling deposit of vegetf^ble mat- 
ter. Large lakes or ponds may be seen in 
the centre of the swamp, and hither you must 
force your way, if you wish to form an ade- 
quate conception of the character and ap- 
, pearance of the uncouth community, which 
has here taken up its abode. Amid these 
stagnant pools sport reptiles of hideous and 
revolting aspect. There they are, swimminff 
through the sluggish waters, lying coiled 



amone the roots of the cypress,— or stretched 
at fuU length upon the umbs of the bushes 
which overhang the lakes. Every now and 
then they glide noiselessly into the water, or 
fall with leaden plunge as their repose is dis- 
turbed by the approach of some strange visi- 
tor. See those terrapins sitting in long rows 
upon the logs, their spotted busks baked in 
the sun-beams, as piercing through the over- 
shadowing limbs, they strike upon them. 
They have observed us, and now mark how 
silently they slide off. A moment longer, and 
their heads are popped out, side by side with 
the venomous moccasin and the water snake. 
The alligator also has here his home in sum- 
mer, swimming lord of the pond, feasting upon 
fish, snakes and other reptiles, and when sati- 
ated with his dainty ^neal, crawling upon a 
log, there displaying his unsightly fi|;ure, in 
all its proportions. In a tract, which was 
printed at London in 1744, we find the fol- 
lowing description of an Alligator, as he ex- 
ists in Southern Georgia. As the account is 
natural, and will serve to convey a correct 
conception of the creature, we will extract a 
few sentences from it. This being probably 
the writer's first impression of Alligators, the 
representation in parts, must be received 
" cum grano salis. 

" They are terrible to look at, stretching 
open an horrible large mouth, big enou^ to 
swallow a many (?) with rows of dreadftil 
large sharp teeth, and feet like dragons, arm- 
ed with great claws, and a long tail which 
they throw about with great strength, and 
which seems their best weapon, for tkeir 
claws are feebly set on, (?) and the stiffness of 
their necks hinders them from turning nimbly 
to bite. When Mr. Oglethorpe was first at 
Savannah, to take off the terror which the 
people had for crocodiles, having wounded and 
catched one about twelve feet long, he had 
him brought up to the town, and set the boys 
to bait him with sticks, the creature gaping 
and blowing hard, but having no heart to 
move, only turned about his tail, and snapt at 
the sticks, till such time as the children pelted 
and beat him to death. ***** 

They will destroy a great deal of fish, and 
will seize a hog or a dog if they see them in 
the water, but their general wav of preying, 
is lying still, with their mouths open and 
their noses just above water, and so they 
watch till the stream brings down prey to 
them: they swallow anything that comes 
into their mouths." AlUgators are seldom 
seen in winter. As soon as frost appears, they 
retreat into holes which they dig under rice- 
dams, in the bank of the river, and under the 
roots of trees in the swamps. There they 
hibernate until the mild air of Soring once 
more breathes upon the land. Tne eggs of 
the Alligator are no larger than those of a 
goose, and of a white color. These they de- 



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poeit and cover up inthe'midst of & bed formed 
of sand and leayes, which they scrape toge- 
ther with their fore-feet. The heat of the 
sun with the warmth of this hot bed, hatches 
them — ^the young alligators creeping out to all 
appearancee, lizards on a large scale. Hero- 
dotus gives us an amusing account of the 
manner in which the crocodile of Egypt is 
captured by the natives. The habit of beat- 
ing a pi^ in order to attract them, is still pre- 
servea, although the rifle-ball in the head 
has proved a more convenient and certain me- 
thod of quieting them, than a baited hook in 
the moutn, and a handful of sand in the eyes. 
But we must not linger longer amid this spot 
of reptiles,— for although the cool tempera- 
ture of the swamp seems preferable to the 
potent rays of the sun, as they rest upon the 
open field, still we must away, for disease 
lurks unseen here. This accumulated vegeta- 
ble deposit of ages, composed of decayed 
leaves, broken limbs, and prostrate trunks of 
trees blasted by lightning or upturned by the 
irresistible tornado, kept constantly moist by 
the tumid atmosphere, when acted upon by a 
summer's sun, gives rise to a deadly miasma, 
which pollutes the air sometimes insensibly, 
yet powerfully. In August the effect produc- 
ed upon the stranger as he lingers in ^e 
swamp is evident. Tou can feel the weight 
of the miasmatic atmosphere^while the smell 
of the rank vegetation, mingled with that of 
stagnant water is by no means agreeable. It 
is this that makes the balmy air of sununer as 
sickly as it seems grateful : and warns the in- 
habitants to exchuige the rice plantation for 
the island retreat. Nothing of this character 
is perceived in winter. Then those clouds of 
musquitoes and gallinippers, which, gathered 
so thickly above the sedgy lake are gone :— 
frogs, snakes, alli^tors all have disappeared : 
the frost has purified and changed mat noi- 
some exhalation, — the woodman's axe rings 
merrily against the body of some lofty cy- 
press, as he splits the sweet-smelling shingle, 
or modds the light and graceful form of the 
canoe: the flapping of the water-fowl is 
heard upon the IM^e— wild turkeys congregate 
in flocks — ^the deer is feeding upon the tender 
tops of the cane — ^the autumn sky is as clear 
and beautiful, the air as pure and delight- 
fbl as any in the worid. Then it is, that the 
huntsman's horn winds through the glade, 
and the startled deer leaps nimbly from his 
covert. The summer's serenades of bullfrogs, 
and whip-poor-wills is forgotten, and in 
their stead the ear catches joyfully the swel- 
ling cries of a full pack of hounds eager for 
the chase. 

REV. R. W. GRISWOLD, D. D. 

Vfe have seen by a notice in some of the 
daily papers, that this gentleman is lying dan- 



gerously ill at the house of a relative in BaiH 
gor. The intelligence has surprised and grieved 
his many friends, here, and elsewhere, ffia 
noble and generous heart, his ready and wcQ- 
fumished mind are known thiongfaoat the 
States. There is hardly a family in the 
country but is fiuniliar with his name and 
works. 

The loss of such a man, will be long and 
severely fdt. His services to straggling gen- 
ius and merit, will enshrine him in mt memory 
of numbers. His touch and quickening, are 
felt on the general mind ; many have woke 
n^ under them into unsuspected consideratioo 
with the public, and with new inspirations, 
and new-found abilities, to attempt what is 
higher and better. 

Mr. Griswold is a lover and finder of eveiy 
thin^ American in mind and men. The honor 
and intellectual elevation of his coantr3mMii, 
are as life and all its interests to him, we 
know not which is the most remarkable ; his 
varied powers and learning orhis many and im- 
portant services to hopeful writers and artists 
of every description. His mind is of a pecu- 
liarly generous order, and spring at the 
thought of serving concealed or rising merit. 
He is eminently Uie noter of what men do^ 
and of what dyine, can be collected of them 
and preserved to their credit, and to the pro- 
fit of the living. 

Such a man will be missed, and his place 
and office will be hard to fill. A spring of 
life : a feeder of generous sympathy ; a wmod 
of encoumgement will perish in him. May 
we long be spared such a loss ; and long fed 
the impetus of his mind in its chosen ranges ! 
His genius, his taste, his knowledge of facts 
in literature and art, his appreciation of merit 
of every description, his retentive memory, 
and ready facility of applying his resources 
to the ends he has in view, are such as we do 
not soon expect to see in another. 

We have all the more been impressed with 
Mr. Griswold 's illness, fh>m the fact that he 
has so recently married a most estimable 
lady, to whom, by common consent, are ac* 
corded virtues and accomplishments, pled^ng 
the greatest happiness in the union. Her 
brother has recently purchased and presented 
to them, an elegant and costly mansion in 
New York, and it was, we believe, while pre- 
paring to move into it, that his present alarm- 
ing disease disclosed itself. Bis lady and 
and daughter had but just recovered from the 
injuries received by the railroad disaster at 
Norwalk. It will be recollected that his 
daughter was taken up from the wreck, snp- 
pos^ to be dead, and was several days reviv- 
ing, so as to gi^e hope of a final recovery. 
To Mr. Griswold, it was a period of k>ng and 
distracting anxietv* and the public felt deeply 
for the result. These sources of excitmcnt, 
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mftbdj which has siezed him. Wb health for 
years past, has ^heea delicate, and his frame 
seemed like one realj to break down under the 
action of snch a mind as his : and of the many 
literary enterprizes in which he was engaged. 



RES CURIOS^E. 

Qneen Elizabeth and her Court have never 
been so well described as Ix^ a German trav- 
eller, from whom the fdlowing is translated. 
His woric is a YerjT' rare one, and entitled If tn- 
erarmm, OemumuB, Gallia^ Anglia, Italia; 
scriptum a Paulo HerUznera, /. C, — . Bresla, 
1627. 

"We arrived next at the royal palace of 
Ghreenwich, reported to have been built origin- 
ally by Humphrey, duke of Gloucester, and to 
have receiveg very magnificent additions fi^m 
Henry Vm. It was here Elizabeth, the 
present queen, was bom, and here she gener- 
aOy resides, particularly in summer, for the 
deli^htfnlnesB of its situation. We were 
admitted, by an order Mr. Rogers had pro- 
cured from the lord chamberlain, into the 
presence-chamber, hung with rich tapestry, 
and the floor, after thel&iglish fashion, strew- 
ed with hay, through which the queen com- 
monly passes in her way to the chapel. At the 
do<n' stood a ^tleman dressed in velvet, 
with a gold chain, whose office it was to in- 
troduce to the queen any person of distinction 
that came to wait on her. It was Sunday, 
when there is usually the greatest attendance 
of nobility, in the same hidl where the arch- 
bishop of Canterbury, the bishop of London, 
a great many counsellors of state, officers of 
the crown, and gentlepen, who waited the 
queens coming out, which she did, from her 
own apartment, when it was time to go to 
prayers, attended in the following manner : — 
First were gentlemen, barons, earls, knights of 
the garter, all richly dressed, and bareheaded ; 
next came the chancellor, bearing the seals, 
in a silk purse, between two, one of which 
carried the royal sceptre, the other the sword 
of state, in a red scabbard, studded with 
gold fleurs-de-lis, the point upwards; next 
came the Queen, in the fifty-sixth year of her 
aee, (as we are told) veiy majestic ; her face 
<^long, fair, but wrinkled ; her eyes small, yet 
black and pleasant ; her nose a little hooked, 
her lips narrow, and her teeth black, (a de- 
fect the English seem subject to, from their 
too gi'eikt use of sugar.) 

"She had in her ears very rich iewels, with 
drops ; she wore false hair, and mat red; up- 
on her head she had a small crown, reported 
to have been made of some of the gold of the 
celebrated Lunebourg-table ; her bosom was 
uncovered, as all the English ladies have it, 
till th^marry : and she had on a necklace of 
exceeding fine jewels ; her hands were small. 



her fingers long, atid her stature neither tall 
nor low ; her air was stately, her manner of 
speaking mild and obliging. That day she 
was dressed in white silk, bordered with pearls 
of the size of beans, and over it a mantle of 
black silk, shot with silver threads : her train 
was very long, the end of it borne by a mar- 
chioness ; instead of a chain, ^e had an ob- 
long collar of gold and jewels. As she went 
along, in all this state and magnificence, she 
spoke verr graciously, first to one, then to 
another, (whether foreign ministers, or those 
who attend for different reasons) in Ehiglish, 
French and Italian : for, besides being well 
skilled in Gredc and Latin, and the languages 
I have mentioned, she is mistress of Spanish, 
Scotch and Dutch. Whociver speaks to her, it 
is kneeling ; now and then she raises^ some 
with her b^nd. While we were there, Wil- 
liam Slaywater, a Bohemian baron, had let- 
ters to present to her, and she, after pulling 
off her glove, gave him her right hand to kiss, 
sparkling with rines and jewels, a mark of 
particular favor. Wherever she turned her 
face, as she was going abng everybody foU 
down upon their Knees. The ladies of the 
court foUowed next to her, very handsome and 
well shaped, and for the most part dressed in 
white. She was guarded on each side by the 
gentlemen pensioners, fifty in number, with 
gilt battle axes. In the ante-chamber, next 
the hall where we were, petitions were pre- 
sented to her, and she received them most 
graciously, which occasioned the exclamation 
of " God save the queen Elizabeth !' She 
answered it with ' I thanke you, mine good 
people.' In the chapel was exdlent music : as 
soon as it and the service was over, which 
scarce exceeded half an hour, the queen re- 
turned in the same state and order, and pre- 
pared to go to dinner. 

" A gentleman entered the room, bearing a 
rod, and alon^ with him another,, bearing a 
tablecloth, which, after they had both kneel- 
ed, three times, with the utmost veneration, 
he spread upon the table, and after kneeling 
again, they both retired ; then came two 
others, one with the rod again, the other with 
a salt-cellar, a plate, and bread ; when they 
had kneeled as the others had done, and 
placed what was brought upon the table, they 
too retired, with the same ceremonies per- 
formed by the first : at last came an unmar- 
ried lady, (we were told she was a countess) 
and along with her a married one, bearing a 
tasting-knife; the former was dressed in 
white silk, who, when she had prostrated 
herself three times in the most graceful man- 
ner, approached the table, and rubbed the 
table with bread and salt with as much awe 
as if the queen had been present. When 
they had waited there a little while, the yeo- 
men of the guard entered, bare-headed, cloth- 
ed in Bcariet, with a golden rose upon their 



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backs, bringiDg in at each torn, a coarse of 
dishes, senred in plate, most of gilt ; ^ese 
dishes were received by a gentleman, in the 
same order thev were brought, and placed up- 
on the taUe, while the lady-taster gave to each 
guard a mouthful to eat of the particular dish 
he had brought, for fear of aoy poison. Dur- 
ing the time that this guard (which consists 
of the tallest and stoutest men that can be 
found in all England, being carefully selected 
for this service) were bringing dinner, twelve 
trumpets and two kettle-drums made the hall 
ring for half an hour together. At the end 
of all this ceremonial, a number of unmarried 
ladies appeared, who, with particular solem- 
nity, lifted the meat from the table, and con- 
veyed it to the queen's inner and more priv- 
ate chamber, where after she had chosen for 
herself, the rest goes to the ladies of the court. 

*' The queen dines and sup$ alone, with 
very few attendants ; and it is very seldom 
that anybody, foreign or native, is admitted 
at that time, and then only at the interces- 
sion of some body in power." 

Notings of a few 

LITBBABT EELIOS 

will not be out of place in our '*Curio6»," 
so here goes : — 

The house in which Milton resided between 
the years 1651 and 1659, existed only a few 
years back, at 18 York Street, Westminster, 
Lopdon. Jeremy Bentham to whom the house 
lately belonged, put up a tablet on the back 
wall (believed to have been the front in the 
poets time,) inscribed * 'Sacred to Milton, 
prince of poets." This habitation, wherein 
part of '^Paradise Lost" was undoubtedly 
composed, was at the time we allude to rent- 
ed to two or three poor families, the ground 
floor being converted into a chandler's shop. 
From the parlor windows the poet could have 
conomanded a view of St. James' Park, more 
picturesque then, than at present. At Chal- 
font, in Buckinghamshire, is another resid- 
ence of Milton 8, in which he composed 
"Paradise Regained.'* Though the pear tree 
said to have been planted by Cromwell in 
Sidney College, Cambridge, was cut down in 
March, 1833 ; the mulberry tree planted by 
his illustrious Latin secretary, Milton, has 
been more fortunate, still flourishing in the 
pleasant garden of Christ's College, where it 
was planted by the youthful student. 

Some }rears ago it sufiered considerably 
from a violent gale of wind, which sadly 
shattered it : but its aged boughs was care- 
fully propped up, and its trunk protected by 
a partial covering of lead. With these aids 
it promised to look green for many years to 
come. Its fertility appeared to have under- 
gone no change : in the summer it was laden 
with fruit, of which more than two bushels 
of the finest flavor were gathered in the sea- 
son of 1835. The smallest fragments from 



this tree were religiously cherrished by the 
poet's numerous admirers. In August, 1790, 
when Milton's coffin was discovered buried 
under the desk in the chancel of the Church 
of St. Giles, Cripplegate, some friends of the 
overseer contrived, at night time, to possess 
themselves of the hair and some of the teeth of 
the immortal poet. 

In the grounds of Abbington Abbey, North- 
amptonshire, stands (Warrick's mulbeiry-tree, 
with this inscription upon copper attached to 
one of its limbs: " This tree was planted by 
David Garrick, Esq., at the request of Ann 
Thursby, as a growing testimony of their 
friendship. 1778." 

Henry Kirk White's favorite tree, whereon 
he had cut " H. K. W., 1805," stood on the 
sands at Whitton, in Northumberland, till it 
was cut down by the woodman's axe ; but in 
Veneration for the poet's memory, the portion 
bearing his initials was carefully preserved in 
an elegant gilt frame. 

Some years ago, a curious arm chair, which 
had belonged to Gay the poet, was sold at 
public auction at Barnstaple, his native place, 
it contained a drawer underneath the se^t, at 
the extremitjr of which was a smaller drawer, 
connected with a rod in front, by which it 
was drawn out. 

Benjamin Franklin's "fine crab tree walk- 
stick, with a gold head curiously wrought in 
the form of a cap of liberty," we all know, 
was bequethed m a codicil to his will, ** to 
the friend of mankind, Greneral Washington ;" 
adding, ''that if it had been a sceptre, he has 
merited it, and would become it" G^oml 
Washington has a fame beyond the price of 
sceptres. 

Pope^s house at Binfield has been pulled 
down, but the poet*s parlor still exists as a 
part of the present mansion erected on the 
spot. A patch of the great forest near Bin- 
field has been honorabljrpreserved, under the 
name of Pope's Wood. Eus house at Twicken- 
ham is gone, the garden is bare, but the 
celebrated grotto remains, stript, however, 
of all that gave it picturesqueness, grace and 
beauty. 

Cowper's house at Olney, is still standing 
in the same ruinous state so humorously de- 
scribed by the poet ; his parlor is occupied 
as a girl's school. The summer house in the 
garden, in which he used to sit conning Yds 
verses, also remains, its waUs covered with 
visitor's names. His residence in the neigh- 
boring village of Weston has been much al- 
tered, but is still beauti^l, with a profusion 
of roses in it. 

Goldsmith's cottage at Kilbum, wherein he 
wrote the Vicar of Wakefield and the Desert- 
ed Village, was taken down a few years ago, 
to make way for new buildings. 

We close our budget this week with the 
following specimens of the 



UNCLE TOM'S CABIN. 



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omiaiN or obkius. 

Colombns was the son of a weayer, and a 
wearer himself. 

Rabdais, Sim of an apothecary. 

Claude Lorraine, was bred a pastry-cook. 

C^rrantes, was a common soldier. 

Homer, was the son of a small fanner. 

Moliere, son of a tapestry maker. 

Demosthenes, son of a cutler. 

Terence, was a slave. 

QliTer Cromwell, was a son of a brewer. 

Howard, an apprentice to a grocer. 

Franklin, a journeyman printer ; son of a 
tallow chandler and soap boiler. 

Dr. Thomas, Bishop of Worcester, son of a 
linen draper. 

Daniel Defoe was a hosier, and the son of a 
butcher. 

Whitefidd, son of an inn-keeper at Glou- 
cester. 

Sir Cloudesley Shovel, rear admiral of Eng- 
land, was an apprentice to a shoemaker, and 
afterwards a cabin boy. 

Bishop Prideau, worked in the kitchen at 
Exeter CoUe^. Oxford. 

Cardinal Wolsey, son of a butcher. 

Fergusson was a shepherd. 

Dean Tucker was the son of a small fanner 
in Cardiganshire, and performed his journeys 
to Oxford on foot. 

Edmund Halley, was the son of a soap 
boiler at Shorcditch. 

Joseph Hall, Bishop of Norwich, was the 
son of a farmer at Ashby de la Zouch. 

Lncian was the son of a maker of statuary. 

Virgil, son of a porter. 

Horace, son of a shopkeeper. 

Shakespeare, of a wool-stapler. 

Milton, of a money-scrivener. 

Pope, the son of a merchant. 

Robert Bums was a plowman in Ayrshire. 



UNC1.K TOM AOAIN.* 

At last we have an answer to Uncle Tom's 
Cabin. After the thousand-and-one attempts, 
not more than one or two of which were an- 
swers at all, and those incomplete and unsat- 
isfying, it may have been thought by some 
that the book was unanswerable: if so we 
commend them to the work before us, assur- 
ing them that they will find it an answer that 
15 an answer. In the preface, the author 
says, " Throughout the preparation of these 
Notes, I have kept the promise of my title 
page constantly in view, and have endeavor- 
ed to fulfil it ; how successfully, must be left 
to others to determine." As one of those 



* Notes on Uncle Tom's Cabin : being a logical ans- 
wer to lt« allegadoni and inferences against slarery as an 
institatSon. With a supplementary note on the key, and 
an appendix of authodtks. Bv tbe ReT. B. J. Steams, A. 
M. late Profearar In St John's CSolIege^ Annapdls, Md. 
Phlla. Llppioo(«tt Grambo k Go 



'* others," we give it as our opinion, that the 
success is complete. A^glance at the title 
page might lead to the impression that noth- 
mg was to be looked for out dry argument, 
but such an impression would be a very mis- 
taken one. The back-bone of the w(»k is 
lorio, but the joints are so plentifully inter- 
lubricated with oil of ginger that whoever be- 
gins it, wiU, we are very sore, make no bones 
of going through with it. We say, oil of gin- 
ger : we do not mean by this that the auuior 
walks gingerly into the cabin ; on the con- 
trary, his tread is anything but a gingerly 
one : but we mean that the work is so decid- 
edly racy that it ought to have a good run, 
and that it won't be its own fault if it fails of 
it. 

The first three Notes are devoted to the 
preface. In the fourth the author discusses 
the question, ** What slavery is," and shows, 
conclusively, that so far as Mrs. Stowe al- 
leges, a system of robbery, that the slave ac- 
tually receives more in return for his labor 
than the fVee laboring man at the North. Note 
fifth is devoted to the slave code, and answers, 
in detail, each of Mrs. Stowe's nineteen objec- 
tions to that code. Note sixth treats of the 
Scripture Doctrine of slavery. Note seventh, 
the ^ect of Slavery on the Negro. Note 
Eighth, the laboring classes, especially in 
Ei^and, — and this Note deserves to be stud- 
ied. Note ninth, what would be the result of 
emancipation. Note deventh. The Fugitive 
Law and the Higher Law : this note takes up 
and answers in detail all the objections 
brought against the Fugitive Law in the 
speeches of Mr. Senator Sumner and Horace 
Mann. Note Seventeenth treats of the in- 
consistencies and Improbabilites of the story 
and completdy demolishes it. Note nineteen, 
and last, is devoted to the '* Ke^,'' and in the 
space of fifty-four pages gives it such a bat- 
tering as to spoil it utterly for the purpose for 
which it was intended. 

Following the notes is an appendix of more 
than 100 pages, made up of authentic papers 
and documents, and which is of itself worth 
double the price of the book. The whole work 
contains 314 pages, and is sold at the very low 
price of fifty cents. We subjoin two or three 
extracts. 

Here is a taste of the ginger : 

'* The life of the work, tnen, is not in its 
organism: we must seek it elsewhere. 
Luckily, we have not far to seek. Like an old 
cheese, its life is in its dramatis personm. 
Such characters as Topsy, Miss Ophelia, and 
Black Sam, might carry on their backs all the 
lead of all the novels of the present genera- 
tion, with a fair prospect, still, of floating 
down to posteritj-. Of all the characters in 
the book, there is but one that is a failure ; 
and the reason is, that in that one, the au- 
thor had no original to draw from : Legree is 



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neither man nor de?il, but a tertium quid^ and 
such as none bat Kjmdnimc could swallow* 

In one respect, Uncle Tom's Cabin is like 
General Harrison's : its |>ropnef or has left the 
** latch-string out," in sign of invitation ; or 
rather, she Iws left the Cabin itself open^ and 
she must not, therefore, take it ill, if, in Wes- 
tern parlance, I * walk into it.' " p. 9. 

'' The fifth chapter treats of quadroon girls 
and Ohio justices. The following is charac- 
teristic : — 

' Last spring, while the author was in New 
York, apresbyterian clergyman, of Ohio, came 
to her and said, ' I understand they dispute 
that fact about the woman's crossing the river. 
Now, I know all about that, for I got the story 
from the very man that helpe|| her up the 
bank. I know it is true, for sue is now living 
in Canada. ' 

Last spring, Mrs Stowe swam across the At- 
lantic. I know it is true, for she is now tra- 
velling in England ! I got the story from the 
man that didn^t see her swim." P. 164. 

** As to the ** Cachexia Africana," it is not 
a yery fatal disease, judging from the increase 
of the negro population, and, though not by 
any means desirable, it is not so loathesome. 
by half, as a certain other disease, for some 
time past, epidemic at the North, in certain 
"localities,'' — Worchester, for instance, and 
Syracuse, — I mean, the Cacoethes Africana, 
mgUce, Afrioan Itoh ; a disease, of which, 
in my opinion, the Old Scratch is at the bottom. 
P. 183.'' 

And here is a specimen of the logic : 

"BLEEDING AFRICA. 

But I have/iot yet done with the pre&ce. 
Here is another rhetorical specimen : "In this 
general movement, unhappy Africa at last b^ 
remembered ; Africa, who began the race of 
civilization and human progress in the dim, 
gray dawn of early time, but who for centu- 
ries, has lain bound and bleeding at the foot 
of civilized and Christianized humanity, im- 
ploring compassion in vain." (p. 6.) 

Now if this means anything to the purpose, 
it means that that Africa, which "b^n the 
race of civilization and human prepress in the 
dim, grtkj dawn of early time,'' "has for cen- 
turies lam bound and bleeding at the foot of 
civilized and Christianized humanity." Bui 
history tells us that that Africa is Northern 
and Eastern Africa; and the same history 
tdls us that that Africa has "for centuries 
lain" (whether * bound and bleeding' or other- 
wise,) at the foot, not of "civilized and Christ- 
ianized humaniy," but of fanatical, Mussul- 
man barbarism. And the same history tells 
us further, that the only Africa that has any- 
thing to do with Uncle Tom's Cabin is that 
Africa which for the last thi^ee or four centu- 
ries has furnished America with slaves, and 
that that Africa, so far from having been re- 
duced to its present degraded condition by 



European and American Christendom, (whidi 
is what the author means, if she means any- 
thing to the purpose,) is, to say the least, no 
lower in the sode of degradation now, than 
when discov^ed by the Portuguese four cen- 
turies ago. 

But perhaps the Africa of our author is, not 
the Africa beyond the ocean, but the African 
race here ; for she tells us (vol. 2, p. 302,) 
that they "have more (the italics are her 
own) than the rights of common men" here ; 
that they " have the claim of an injured race 
for reparation." And again (p. 318,) she 

guts the question, " Does not every AmericiA 
'hristian owe to the African race some dKnt 
at reparation for the wrongs that the Ameri- 
can nation has brought upon them?" And 
again, she says, (p. 321.) "If this persecuted 
race," &c. 

Well, let it be so. But observe it is Afritm, 
not here and there an African, — ^it is "this 
persecuted race,^^ not here and there a perse- 
cuted individual; for one hundred, or one 
thousand, or even ten thousand, bleeding 
negroes, do not make " bleeding Africa," any 
more than one swallow makes a summer. 

According to our author, then, the African 
has been deteriorated by his bondage here. 
She means this, or her language is mere de- 
clamation. 

But is this so 1 Let us look into it a little. 
Are there any Uncle Tom's in Africa, or even 

any Black »un's? Are there any B 'a 

(see vol. 2, p. 320,) or C 's, or K % 

or Q 's, or W 's, or G. D-^^ — 's, there ? 

Nay, rather, are not ninety-nine in every one 
hundred of the negroes here, ages in advance 
of ninety-nine in eveir one hundred there, in 
the onward march of humanity. (See Ap- 
pendix, B.) 

And to what is all this owing? To what 
but to American slavery, and to the human- 
izing influence with which, as a race, they 
have been brought into contact under it? 
But for American slavery, they had been 
now as d^aded as " the African in his na- 
tive ranges," or had not been at all. Say I 
this of myself? Nay, our author says the 
very same. "When an enlightened and 
Christianized community shall have, on the 
shores of Africa, laws, language and lit^i^ 
ture, drawn from among us, may then the 
scenes of the house of bondage be to them like 
the remembrance of Egypt to the Israelites, — 
a motive of thankfulness to Him who hath 
deemed them !" (Preface, p. 8.) 

This is genuine good sense, and it is re- 
freshing to meet with it ; but then it puzzles 
me about the other paragraph, for it fbUowa 
from it that the Africa ^ tne preface is not 
the African race here. What, then, in the 
name of wonder, is it ? I cannot tell. Read- 
er, can you ? Nay, can the author hersdf ? — 
And this, too, is in the sober pre&ce !" 



CLOISTER LIFE OF CHARLES V. 



301 



OLOISTEB LIFE OF OHAKLES 
THE FIFTH.* 

This admiraUe work from ui English edi- 
tion of wMch we gave extended extracts last 
winter, has just b^ republiriied at Boston, 
in very execllent style. The writer is Wm. 
Stilling, author of *' Annals of the Artists of 
Spain. The book has passed through two 
two editions in England^ and really is one of 
the most striking of its kind, which we have 
ever read. The edition which elicits this no- 
tice, is accompanied by a portrait of Charles, 
taken from the celebrated print of Eneas Vi- 
00. Charles, according to Lodovico Dolce, 
approved of it highly, and rewarded Yico, 
with two hundred crowns in testimony of the 
skill with which he had accomplished the 
work. It was taken when the Emperor was 
quite young, for he considered himself accord- 
ing to the painter Holanda, too old for limning 
purposes at thirty five. 

Our extracts, given at the the time stated 
above, embraced the account which the author 
dves of the self-performed obsequies of the 
&nperor, and they will be remembered as 
portraying a most unprecedented funeral 
pageant. The account of Siguen9a, is adopt- 
ed by Mr. Sterling, in preference to that of 
Robertson's who used the unscrupulous Leti 
as his authority. Robertson's account is as 
follows : — 

'* The emperor was bent on performing some 
act of piety that would display his ze^, and 
merit the &vor of Heaven. The act on which 
he fixed was as wild and uncommon as any 
tiiat superstition ever suggested to a weak 
and disorded fancy. He resolved to celebrate 
his own obsequies beforehis death. He order- 
ed his tomb to be erected in the chapel of the 
monastery. His domestics marched thither 
in funeral procession, with black tapers in 
their hands. He himself followed in his 
shroud. He was laid in his coffin, with much 
solemnity. The service for the dead was 
chanted, and Charles joined in prayers which 
were offered up for the rest of his soul, ming- 
ling his tears with those which his attendants 
shed, as if they had been clebrating a real 
funeral. The ceremony closed with sprink- 
ling holy water on the coffin in the usual form, 
and, idl the assistants retiring, the doors of 
the chapel were shut. Then Charles rose out 
of the coffin, and withdrew to his apartment, 
full of those awful sentiments which such a 
solemnity was calculated to inspire. But 
either tb^ fatiguing length of the ceremony, 
or the impressions which the image of death 
left on his mind, affected him so much, that 
next day he was seized with a fever. His 
feeble frame could not long resist its violence. 



• Tb* CMsm lift cf CbfttlM y .-<3R»b7, N ioh<^ ft Go., 



and he expired on the 21st of September, 
after a life of fifty-eight years, six months, 
and 25 days." 

Siguenoa's story of the affair is according 
to Mr. Stirling, that, " Charles, conceiving 
it to be for the Benefit of his soul, and bavins 
obtained the consent of his confessor, caused 
a funeral service to be performed for himself, 
such as he had lately been performing ibr his 
father and mother, at this service he assisted, 
not as a corpse, but as one of the spectators ; 
holding in his hand, like others, a waxen tap- 
er, which, at a certain point of the ceremonial, 
he gave into the hands of the officiating 
priest, in token of his desire io commit his 
sold to the keeping of his Maker. There is not 
a word to justify the tale that he followed his 

S recession in his shroud, or that he simulated 
eath in his coffin, or that he was left behind, 
shut up alone in the church, when the service 
was over." 

We recommend this book heartily to the 
reader. The author is master of his subject. 
He is possesed of many facts connected with it, 
which are entirely new. Hisstyleis eimest, 
clear and elegant, while there is a fine* poet- 
ical fervor difidised through his book, admir- 
ably in keeping^with the remarkable record 
it imbraces. We close with the fbllowing 
very fine summing up of Charles' character 
and career: — 

"So ended the career of Charles V., the 
greatest monaach of the memorable sixteenth 
century. The vast extent of his dominions 
in Elurope, the wealth of his Transatlantic 
empire, the sagacity of his mind, and the en- 
ergy of his character, combined to render him 
the most famous of the successors of Charle- 
magne. Pre-eminently the man of his time, 
his name is seldom wanting in any monument 
of the age. He stood between the dajrs of 
chivalry, which were going out, and the days 
of printing which were coming in ; respect- 
ing the traditions of the one, and fulfilling 
many of the requirments of the other. Men 
of the sword found him a bold cavalier; and 
those whose weapons were their tongues or 
their pens, soon learned to respect him as an 
astute and consummate politician. Like his 
ancestors, Don Ja3rme, or Doa Sancho, with 
lance in rest and shouting Santiago for Spain ! 
he led his knights against the Moorish host, 
among the cliyes of Ctoleta : and even in hir 
last campaign in Saxony, the cream-colored 
eenet of the emperor was ever in the van of 
battle, hkB the famous piebald charger of 
Turenne in the fidds of the Palatinate. Some 
historians have contrasted Charles with his 
more showy and perhaps more amiable rival, 
Francis the First, making the two monarchs 
the impersonations of opposite qualities and 
ideas ; the emperor of state craft and cunning, 
the king of soldiership and gallantry. Francis 
was. no doubt, oftener to be seen glittering in 



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amior, and adorning the pageants of royalty 
and war: but Charles was oftener in the 
trench and the field, scenes alone for which he 
cared to don his battered mail and shabby 
accountrements. His journey across France, 
in order to repress the revolt of Ghent, was a 
liner example of daring, of a great danger de- 
liberately braved for a great purpose, than is 
to be found in the story of the gay champion 
of the field of gold, ni the council-chamber 
he Avas ready to measure minds with all 
comers; with the Northern envoy claimed 
liberty of conscience for the Protestant 
princes : with the magnifico who excused 
the perfidies of Venice: or the still subtler 
priest, who stood fourth in red stocking to 
gloze in defence of the still greater iniquities 
of the holy see. In the prosecution of his 
plans, and the maintenance of his influence, 
Charles shrank from no labor of mind, or fa- 
tigue of body. When other sovereigns would 
have sent an ambassador, and opened a 
negotiation, he paid a visit, and concluded a 
treaty. From Groningea to Otranto, from 
Vienna to Cadiz, no unjust steward of the 
house*of Austria could be sure that his mis- 
deeds would escape detection on the spot from 
the keen, cold eye of the indefatigable emper- 
or. The name of Charles is connected, not 
only with the wars and politics, but with the 
peaceful arts, of his time ; it is linked with 
the graver of the Vico, the chisel of Leoni, 
the pencil of Titian, and the lyre of Ariosto ; 
and as a lover and patron of art, his fame 
stood high at Venice and Nuremberg as at 
Antwerp and Toledo." 

PAY OF AUTHORS. 

It is stated that Dryden received £1,300 
for his ** Virgil," and Pope £6,000 for his ! 
" Homer." Gay netted £1.600 by his " Beg- ! 
gar's Opera," and the subscription edition of ' 
his poems brought him £1,000. He lived ex- ' 
travagantly, yet left £3,000 at his death. The 
poet Mallet received £1,000 from the Duchess 
of Marlborough, to write a life of the illus- 
trious general, her husband : and the second 
Duke mrther gave him a pension, to stimulate 
him in the task; yet, when Mallet died, sev- 
eral years afterward, it was found that the un- 
grateful fellow had not written a lino of the 
promised work ! Sir John Hill, a cotempor- 
aneous satirist used to net £1,500 a year by 
his pen. Churchill, the poet, also realized so 
much by his satires, that, notwithstanding his 
notorious profligacy, he bequeathed by his 
will two annuities, amounting together to 
S130. Fielding received £700 in all for " Tom 
Jones." and £1,000 for "Amelia." Smollet's 
*• History of England" produced him upward 
of £2,000. Gibbon got, for the second part 
of his "History of Rome," £6,000. Dr. 



Hawkesworth realized £6,000 for his •* Col- 
lection of Voyages." Dr. Robertson received 
£600 for his " History of Scotland," and 
£4,600 for his history of Charles I. of 
"Spain." Dr. Henry's "History of Great 
Britain" produced £3,300 (and the Kmg 
gave him £10(f a year, to testify his admira- 
tion of the work). Hume received immense 
sums for his historical writings also. Mac- 
pherson cleared £1,200 by his "Ossian," 
and by his " Great Britain" no less than 
£3,000. Dr. Clark received for his various 
" Travis" the sum of £7,000. Dr. Johnson 
had £1,575 for his * Dictionary," (certafnly 
a stupendous labor,) and Bos well had jC 1,000 
for his life of the great "leviathan of litera- 
ture," Hannah ^£)o^e received for her writ- 
ings, from first to last, the enormous sum of 
£30,000, and at her death she bequeathed £10, 
000 in charities. Goldsmith is said to have 
obtained £1,800 in a single year by his come- 
dies, although his immoKal " Vicar" only 
produced £60. It is true he died £2,000 in 
debt, but, in the words of Dr. Johnson, "was 
poet ever so trusted before ?" Godwin's " Po- 
litical Justice" produced £700. Mrs. Rad- 
clifle sold her " Mvsteries of Udolpho" for 
£500, and her " Italian" for £800. Allan 
Ramsey cleared £500 by his first poems and 
much more by his " Gentle Shepherd." Bums 
received above £500 clear for the first large 
edition of his poems, and Currie's " Life" of 
the glorious bard produced £1,000 for the 
benefit of his family. Dr. John Wolcot, 
(" Peter Pindar,") after receiving very large 
sums for his humorous, satirical poems, finally 
sold the copyrights for an annuity of £250, 
which he enjoyed for twenty years, Thom- 
son obtained for his " Seasons," firom first to 
last, about 600 guineas. Crabbe received 
£3,000 for his " Tales of the Hall." Sir John 
Carr (fSw^etiously nicknamed •* The Jaunt- 
ing Car," in allusion to his numerous tours,) 
received for four separate books of travel the 
sum of £1,900. Thomas Moore was paid 
£1,000 for his " Loves of the Angels," and 
not less than 3,000 guineas for his " Lallah 
Rookh." For many years he netted £500 a 
year by the sale of his •' Irish Melodies," and 
it is understood that Longman & Co., paid 
him an annuity of £300 for his entire copy- 
rights. 

Thomas Campbell received in all, for hii 
" Pleasures of Hope," £900, (the entire poem 
contains only 1,100 lines :) for the short poem 
of the "Pilgrim of Glencoe" he had 300 
guineas, and for the editorship of " The New 
Sfonthly Magazine" he was paid £600 ner 
annum. His income from the profits of his 
works (and the bulk of the whole is very 
small) was for many years at least £700, and 
yet he used to morbidly express his fears <rf 
coming to the workhouse at last. ScHitbef, 
too, though continually maundering aboat toe 



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scanty remuneration of authorship and its 
drugeiy, and so forth, received £100 for each 
review article he wrote for the " Quarterly,'* 
(according to his own account he has written 
one in a few days,) and after living in good 
style all the latter half of his life, and (pro- 
perly) declining a haronetc^, he Idt £12.000 
to hjs children, hesides a hhrary, character- 
ized as ** one of the most valuable private 
libraries in the kingdom." Theodore Hook 
had £2,000 for the first series of his ** Say- 
ings and Doings," and for years his income 
from his pen was never less than £3,000 a 
year. The truly enormous sums earned by 
Scott and by Byron are well known. Byron 
received in all some £25,000, and for one of 
his smaller poems, written in three nights, 
(on his own authority,) Murray paid him 500 
guineas. 

Besides the large sums above mentioned, 
many of the authors referred to. enjoyed pen- 
sions of £200 to £300 or upward per annum 
for many years. 

Jittrarg anir ot^er §m^, 

— •* Calmstobm thb Reformer," is the title 
a rather clever ** dramatic comment," which 
has lately been published by William F. 
TiNSON of New York. 

— J. S. Redpibld, of New York, has issued 
the Sixth and Seventh Parts, of his admirable 
republication of Collier's new edition of 
Shakspcare's Works. It has, as it deserves, an 
immease run. Redfield is getting up some 
fine books for the autumn. His announce- 
ments will always be found in our advertising 
pages. 

— Wb ask. the attention of the Trade, to Mr. 
Charles Stribner's announcments for August 
and September which will be found in our ad- 
vertising pages. 

— Andrew Jackson Davis, in his last ex- 
travaganza, called '* Inner Life" copies lareely 
from the ** Demon-Haunted" sketches, which 
were published in Tub Bizarre, last year. 
He attributes them to Spiritual influences ; or 
nther he pronounces them the records of visi- 
tations from Pandemoniun ! They were cer- 
tainly very startling developments ; whether 
(ft* not, Mr. Davis has hit upon the real spirits 
which excited them however is matter at 
least for doubt. 

— A book has just been published in London 
with the following title : — 

*• The Works of William Shakespeare : the 
Text formed from a New Collation of the Ear- 
ly Editions : to which are added, all the Orig- 
inal Novels and Tales on which the Plays are 
founded, copious Archaeological Annotations 
on each Play ; an Essay on the Formation of 



the Text, and a Life of the Poet. By James 
Orchard Halliwell, Esq. " Only nine hundred 
and fifty copies were printed. 

— In a late number of Bizarre we (juoted 
with comments from a Parisian letter m the 
N. Y. Herald some absurd abuse of Georee 
Sand. Another letter in Monday's HerMy 
signed B. H. R. (supposed to be Mr. Revoil,) 
says : ** Mrs. George Sands called on me, on 
Monday momine last, to complain of the Pa- 
risian letter published in the Herald, in which 
she is somewhat ridiculed by a correspondent. 
She did suppose it was written by me, but I 
declined the authorship of this silly and un- 
true letter, and the renowned writer retired, 
expressing her "best feelings for the Herald, * 
the most liberal newspaper of the New World. " 
Who the ( ) wrote the letter?" 



VKl.l.O>A^ aPRINOS. 

— This delightful summer resort is now over- 
flowing wi& visitors. Mrs. Neef has her 
hands full ; so has Mr. Goodenow, her excel- 
lent assistant ; so has Mr. Brousch the precise 
and courteous book-keeper, so has good Ger- 
man John of the glorious baths. 

A bachelor friend of ours says he never 
saw such a exciting amount of feminine beauty 
all in one lump, as he encountered the other 
day at the Springs. Not even frequent dips 
in the ice-cold pool, could check the furious 
pit-a-pat of his too susceptable heart : it was 
m constant commotion : beating a regular ta- 
too upon his waistcoat lining. 

— Robert Heller treated a select company the 
other day in Harwood's drawing-room at 
Cape May, to some very fine piano-forte 
playing. He has a superior taste and a capi- 
tal taste : indeed, he is altogether, surpassed 
by few if any of the professional pianists of 
the day. We confess to very high delight on 
hearing him ; and it was shared as we know 
by all who composed the coterie. Heller has 
exhibited his diablerie at the Capes with good 
success. Dr. Cunnington was with him, as 
manager we think. 

BANFOROa -rROUP»«. 

— Notwithstanding the very hot weather we 
have had for a week or two past, Sanford*s 
Opera House has been nightly crowded. It is 
a charming little place, and its performences 
are better, than any of the kind ever before 
given in our city. They embrace instrumen- 
tal as well as vocal efforts, and both of a high 
artistic stamp. There are for instrumental 
solo performers Signer Foghel, Nelson Kneas, 
and a very clever Tad named Schmidt ; while 
as vocal solos there are Rainer, Lynch, Kava- 
naugh, and Sanford himself. Mr. Rainer, as 



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we stated in Thb Bieareb at the time, ai^)ear- 
ed last winter at one of Perelli's soir^ and 
received the warmest applause. We hear it 
said, that his voice is pronounced by con- 
nosieurs, as of transcendant quality, while it 
is also prophesied of him, that he is destined 
sooner or later to make a great noise in the 
world. 

OOl. Bt.lS«. 

— The death of this distinguished officer has 
everywhere cast a gloom. He was known the 
country through ; and known only to be hon- 
ered. His first Tories were won under the 
command of his honored father-in-law Gen. 
Taylor. He leaped into the hearts of the peo- 
ple from the ensanguined fields of Palo Alto, 
and Resaca de la Palma. 

Colonel Bliss graduated at the Military 
Academy at West Point, and waspromoted as 
brevet second lieutenant of the Fourth Regi- 
ment of Infantry upon the 1st of Jul^, 1833. 
His commission as second lieutenant is dated 
upon the 31st of March, 1834. In conse- 
quence of his scientific attainments he was 
appointed to the post of acting assistant pro- 
fessor of mathematics in the West Point 
Academy, upon the 2d of October, 1834 
and continued creditably to discharge the im- 
portant duties of his new position, until the 
Ist of June, 1837, when he was made assis- 
tant professor of the same branch, and contin- 
ued as such till the 3d of January, 1840— 
having received a commission as first lieuten- 
ant upon the 21st of September, 1836, and 
declined the offer of an appointment as first 
lieutenant of Topographical Engineers upon 
the 7th of July, 1838. Upon the 26th of Oc- 
tober, 1839, he joined ^e army as brevet 
captain and assistant adjutant general upon 
the staff of his late father-in-law. Gen. Tay- 
lor, and he served as chief of the general 
staiOf in the Mexican campaign during the 
years 1846 and 1847. Upon the 9th of May, 
1846, he was appointed a brevet major, for — 
in the language of the Secretary of War — 
" gallant and meritorious conduct in the bat- 
tles of Palo Alto and R^Aca de la Pabna, 
Texas." He was created brevet m^or of the 
staff, July 7, 1846, and upon the 12th of the 
same month received his commission as €»ip- 
tain of the Fourth Rc^ment of Infantry. His 
commision as brevet heutenant colonel is dat- 
ed upon the 23d of February, 1847, and was 
^ven him for gallant and meritorious conduct 
m Uie battle of Buena Vista. The decree of 
Master of Arts was conferred upon him by 
Dartmouth Ckdlege in they year lo48, in con- 
sequence of his fiterary attainments and re- 
fined taste. Throughout the Mexican war, 
Col. Bliss followed the fortunes of Gen. Tay- 
lor, and at the end married the General's se- 
cond daughter, accompanying him to Wash- 
ington and acting as his pnvate secretary. 



Since the death of General Taylor, in 1850, he 
has resided chiefly in Louisiana, on the es- 
tate of his father-m-law. His age had scarce- 
ly attained the meridian. 

— Charles Oakford, whose superb hat store 
in the new building on Chestnut street below 
Seventh, attracts so much attention, has re- 
cently imported from France a new and beau- 
tiful conceit in the way of hat-tips, consistiiig 
of remarkably well-executed pictures of yotmg 
ladies. The pictures are done on silk, and 
enclosed in very neat tiny frames. We sup- 
pose these hncj tips will be placed in Oak- 
ford's new Autumn hat, which he will issue 
on the first of September, and which bids &tr 
to surpass all its predecessors in grace and 
beauty and durability. By the way. Oak- 
ford's place is a feature in our city of marked 
character: the most beautiful and tasteful 
thing of the kind which we have ever seen. 

— Col. William H. Maurice, the handsome 
and popular stationer, at 123 Chestnut St 
is now rusticating at Forrest's Castle on the 
Hudson. Lucky, indeed, is the Colonel : to 
be so full of profitable trade all the time when 
at home, and to have so charming an ofttm 
cum place as Forrest's Castle, to retire to, for 
summer relaxation. He will soon return to 
Philadelphia we learn : at any raie, it maybe 
expected he will be at his post on the first 
proximo, when business of all kinds brigh- 
tens up. 

• -riHK BIZARRB ANO OARt-YI-K ■ 

— Our neighbor of the Daily Register latdy 
had the following : — 

** The well written artide on Carijie, wbicb appMred la 
Wednesday*!! Regitter^ htia had quite a ran In the Anw^ 1 
^»n preaa. A greater one, perhaps beeanae credited to tte 
London Bizarre. Now there is no paper of Umt naic* in > 
the English capital; and the article shonld bare bin 
credited to the Philadelphia Biiarre, Mr. Ghareh*! litt^ 
aiy weekly. Honor to whom honor." 

London has not yet its Bizabrs, but it is 
a pretty tolerable city nevertheless ; wetbijik 
it may be said to be among the promsdres. 
Apropos of articles copied irom The Bizabxi : 
several are going the rounds of the press 
without even a shred of credit attached. Gen- 
erally speaking, however, our brother quiUs sre 
quite punctilious, in giving us full beoefit cf 
our property. 

MOns OOMRKO-riON». 

— In addition to the remarks lately made is 
to the proper spelling of Stationery and id- 
linery it may be observed that Confectkoen 
sdl confectionery and not ccHifectionoiy as too 
many of the sign-painters have it. 






SKETCHES OF GEORGIA. 



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*' BiSAJtax, BuAREX, WHAT 8.\T TOU, yLuMAfl^^Farquhar 



iiuxxt. 



rom THE WUK EVDRVO 

SATURDAY, AUGUST S7, 1868. 

SKETCHES OF GEORGIA. 

SE^ETCH NINTH. 

31oming Scene upon an Island near the Coast 
of Southern Georgia — The hour of Noon — 
Grateful effect of the Sea-breeze — I'he Thun- 
der-storm — its Beauties — Concomitants and 
Sublimities — Quiet Evening, 

Tbe storm howI*d madly o'er the aea, 
The clouds their tbundor anthems sang, 
And bQlows rolling leiirfully, 
In conoort icith tbe whirl-wind rang. 

J. N. Mqffit, 
How calm, how boautiftil eomes on, 
The etlUj hour when storms are gone; 
When warring winds have died away, 
And donds beneath the glancing ray, 
Melt oflC, and leave tbe land and sea, 
SlMping In bright tranquility. 

Moore** Lalla Rookh. 

A Sammer morning upon a delightful is* 
land lyii^g along the coast of Southern €^r- 
gia. The sun lifting his radiant face above 
the eastern waters, aispels with genial ray, 
the doable-headed clouds, which, during ms 
absence, have gathered above and around his 
watery couch. Beaming forth upon the fair 
&ce of nature, each leaflet and tender plant 
secnas enameled with countless pearl drops. 
Every flowret is dancing in the cool western 
breeze ; while amid the topmost boughs, birds 
are warbling their sweetest notes, welcoming 
once more the king of day back to his bright 
throne in mid-heaven. That shrub which 
yesterday at noon drooped its head, folding 
together its tender branches, in order to hide 
them from his scorching ray, now expands in 
beaaty ; from its dewy bosom reflecting hun- 
dreds oir little suns. «The cotton-field appears 
as one vast parterre of yellow flowers. All 
nature rejoices, as waking from the calmness 
of a night's repose, she once more unfolds 
with freshness and vigor her countless attrac- 
tive forms. 

" with the white dews of slumber on her breast, 
The Earth ! all fragrant, fresh in living green, 
And beautiful, as if this moment sprang 
From out her Maker's hand.'* 

The hotir of noon approaches. All mois- 
ture has disai^yesred finovn the green grass, 



and the sensitive-plant bows its head. The 
grape-vine is withdrawing its tendrils within 
the shadow of its leaves — ^the soft shoots of 
the orange tree are no longer looking upward 
— the '* touch me not" has folded its delicate 
leaves, in vain endeavor to avoid the direct 
rays of an almost tropical sun. The cattle 
have forsaken the pastures, and now lie pant- 
ing beneath the shade trees. From the inner 
boughs alone, is heard the low twitter of the 
songster, as with open wing he seeks a shel- 
ter from the oppressive heat. Silent now is 
the scene, especially when contrasted with the 
thousand notes of joy which in early morning 
floated upon the air from every quarter. 

'* The snn hath wax*d into his noontide wrath. 
And Tore his countenance the Earth lies scoroh'd 
In agonies of heat! The winds are dead I 

• ♦ ♦ The trees stand stiU 
Amid the air • * • * 

• ♦ • The flowers are droop'd, 

As if they languish'd fhr a brecxy draught.** 

Will no kind power relieve the parched 
earth, and dispute the supremacy of this 
bumine orb ? Mark the appearance <^ the 
sea. ^eral miles down the sound, do you 
not observe that an unwonted shadow seems 
resting upon the waters ? Watch it closely. 
See, it is extending and nears the land. This 
is no discoloration, but merely a gentle ripple 
of the waves which, contrasting forcibly with 
the calm unmoved surface of the ocean, as it 
just now rested in perfect tranquility, causes 
this change. Can you not catch the faint 
distant murmur of the waves, as they gambol 
with their dancing crests ? A moment later, 
does not the cool breath of the sea-breeze fan 
your cheek ? — ^at first with a spasmodic puff, 
and then a steady wind ? Yes, the joyous, 
life-giving guest, so welcome to these shores 
is here. Just the friend whose presence all 
nature at this moment desires, to cheer her 
inhabitants and infuse new life into her veins. 
The trees nod a glad salute, the tall grass 
waves in delights— the vegetable and animal 
world has received asain a pleasing vivacity. 
The throat of the Utue bird once more swells 
with a louder song and every object is gayer 
than before. 

A few hours more, and the scene changes. 
Far in the west, just on the verge of the 
horizon, a small doud may be discerned. With 
astonishing rapidity it increases in ^ze. It 
advances, at every step receiving new accre- 
tions fh)m others, which appear to hover 
around its pathway in the skies, courting its 
alliance, and centering around it as about one 
conmion nucleus. Did you not hear a low 
rumbling sound, like the booming of distant 
heavy artillery ? Can you not perceive every 
moment, faint flashes of broad lightning, 
illuminating the sky and playing around the 
brow of the dood ? How suddenly and darkly 



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are the heavens beooming oreroaat. Remoye 
your eye for a few moments and mark the ap- 
pearance of nature. The mild and refresh- 
ing sea-breeze is fast dying away. The song 
of the bird is boshed and subdued among the 
foliage — and creation is motiimless, as if con- 
scious of some approaching event, which will 
mar its peace and repose. The leaf which 
lately danced so joyously, hangs motionless. 
Silence has usurped the place of merriment, 
and the atmosphere, dull i^ oppressive, hangs 
as a leaden pall over the land. But see, the 
wind has changed, and in fitful murmurs 
comes ominously from the west. Turn now, 
and again regard the cloud which just now 
we were viewing with such interest. No lon- 
ger as large as a man's hand, it has covered 
at least one half of the horizon, and now 
with clearly defined brow comes sweeping 
towards us. Its deep blue bosom— blue as 
indigo — seems pregnant with dark and dire 
destruqiion. From its depths flashes forth 
the vivid lightning, now quivering around its 
fipowning front, now leaping from one peak to 
another of that mountain pile — again glanc- 
ing in uncertain course through the air, and 
holding fearful electric communication with 
the ground. Harsh reverberations of inces- 
sant thunder shake the very foundations cf 
the earth, causing animate creation to tremble 
and be silent, while tnan is wrapt in astonish- 
ment, fear, and amazement at the majestic 
grandeur and awful sublimity of this mighty 
war of elements. 

* The sky grew darker. Soon c«ne booming on 
The deep-Toic'd thunder, whilst at distance roU'd 
The wild wind's dlrge-llke and yet tenpest tone; 
And lightning's evanescent sheets of gold 
Barst, in their anger, from the cloud's huge fold.** 

The sea birds have forsaken the marshes, 
and now on raiMd wing are seekine some se- 
cure retreat amid the depths of the woods, 
from the tempest which promises soon to 
break upon us in fearftil fury. How striking- 
ly does their white plumage contrast with the 
darkness of the scene, and the deep blue brow 
of the approaching cloud. The winds seem 
invested with all the fury with which they 
were armed, when, rushing from the caves of 
.^lus, they hastened to submerge the Tro- 
jan fleet. How beautifully does the Poet de- 
scribe the ofiice of this god of the winds, and 
how powerfully does he represent the rock- 
bouna apartments, and the terrible force ne- 
cessary in order to subdue and overcome 
their struggles after freedom I 

** Nimbomm in patrlam, loca feta ftirentibas Aastrls, 
.Sollan Tenit' Ilic Ta5to rex .Solus antro 
Lnctantes Tento^ tcmpostatesquc sonoraa 
Imperio premit, ac rlnclls et careen fhmat, 
lUi Indlgnantes magno cum murmure montis 
Oinmm danstra fremunt Celsa sedet XxAw am, 
Soeptrm tentns: molUtqiM animoa, •t teoparat iraa. 



Ki ikciat, maria ao terns, etdninque proAiiMlwa 
Qoippe fsrant rapkU aeoiun, Teorrantque per anna. 
Sed pater omnipotens spelunds abdidit atria, 
noc metuens; molemque, et Dumtes insuper altoa 
Impoenit! regemqne dedit, qui foedere oerto, 
Et premere, et laxas sdret dare josaua babemaa." 

Imagine now, if ^ou can, the appearance 
presented as those giant winds, bursting from 
their confinement, rush forth in all their 
wrath and *' revel on the deep " But mark: 

** With what a gloom the asfa*rfa>g soena sppean f 
The leaTaa all flatf ring with instinettre fcan. 
The waters curling with a fellow dread, 
A breesleas ftrror round creation sprrad. 
While wisard shapea the bowing sky ddbrm. 
All mark the coming of the thnndez^stonn.*^ 

The noblest trees of the forest bend their 
lofty heads. Here and there, that stubborn 
one that will not bow. is uprooted. Branches 
every now and then with a crash are twisted 
from the trunks, while decayed and lifeless 
limbs are scattered far and near with heavy 
sound. Leaves and small twigs from tlie 
** Pride of India," and oak trees, are sporting 
high in mid air. How wildly flies the moss ! 
Now a few large drops patter upon the piazza. 
A few moments later, and the earth is dLrench- 
ed in torrents. The entire view is bounded 
by a narrow circumference, for the eye can- 
not penetrate easily this flood of descending 
waters. Amid the roarings of these mighty 
winds, that rising from thoir gloomy slum- 
bers are now reveUing over the land and sea, 
above the noise of countless water- spouts, are 
heard tremendous peals of thunder, as if the 
eloquence of Heaven was engaged in terriffiqg 
creation, and in proclaiming the soverdgB 
majesty of Jehovah. Through the darkness 
of the storm, incessant flashes of lightning 
illuminate the scene, revealing the swollen 
clouds as their bosoms clash, disclosing the 
caverns of the sky, and the 

"Furnace flamea that in their womba refpoae.** 

And now one flash more brilliant than them 
all, one fiery arrow has faUen, whose barbed 
point seems to have pierced our very abode ; 
while accompanying it instantaneously is 
heard the deafening roar of the thunder, as in 
dizzy chase it rolls dong the rattling skies, 
and then descends, shaking the earth a^par^ 
ently to its very centre. The massive, iron* 
hearted live oak, or the towering pine is struck. 
Its trunk blasted by the fluid is in an instant 
rendered a mere wreck of former symniatij 
and beauty — its huge boughs scattered w 
and wide, are driven deep in the ground, 
breaking and destroying whatever chanced to 
impede their descent, while the pendant moss 
ana leaves are wrapt in one entire sheet of 
flame. Perhaps at the foot of the shattered 
tree are the bruised remains of some aumal. 
which bad here sought refuge. Paose and 



d 



TO ELLBN.— CaLLDCR'S SHAKSPEARE. 



SOT 



connder calmly it,jfm oan. the owfal sabltm* 
ity of the scene. No pen can describe, no 
language express the emotions which now 
crowd npon the soul. 

* A thtmder ftorm! the eloquence of Heayen, 
Wben ererj doud )» team its dumber rlreu. 
Who hath not panved beneath its hollow gtoaii| 
And idc Omnipotenoe around him throvn ?" 

Where the man with gifted intellect suffi- 
cient to enable him to impart to his friend a 
definite conception of those orerpowering sen- 
sations, which are now experienced of one's 
perfect insignificance, and tne awful suprem- 
acy of Him, who thus in «' thunder rocks 
from pole to pole." with silent command 
directing the subtle fluid — with one breath 
causing the whole earth, quivering at his ap- 
proach, to shrink back from his pcsence ? 

Bat now these peals are growing less fre- 
quent, and are dying away in the east, in 
faint rumblings over the deep. The vivid 
lightning is losing its pointed brilliancy. The 
cloud hi^ almost emptied its surcharged bos- 
om, and is disi^jpearing in heavy mists away 
apoQ the sea. The rain drops have ceased to 
fall, and now rest like so many pendant pearis 
upon leaf and flower. The songster timidly 
quitting his retreat, flits among the boughs, 
now twittering, and singing hid little lays — 
ppw circling around the shrubs, anon alight- 
ing upon them, and shaking the water from 
their tiny branches in crystal showers. The 
entire vegetable creation lifts its joyous head, 
— the evening air is balmy with the aroma of 
fredi blossoms as they expand into new beau- 
tv — the atmosphere has acquired a cod, de- 
lightful temperature— ihe parched earth has 
received a refteshing draught — the grass is 
oQoe more green and tender — all Nature re- 
joices in the vivifying efiect exerted by the 
thunder storm. How beautifully does that 
rain-bow *♦ robed in heavenly dyes" arch the 
eastern sky! 

The sun again appears in all his majesty, 
as he sinks to rest behind those rosy tinted 
curtains, which open to receive him. This 
world which just now sought some refuge 
from his burning rays^ in turn courts his last 
lingering glance, wlule those clouds which re- 
cently covered the heavens, and shut out the 
g^ry of his face, now reflect in gorgeous 
cdors his setting rays, and seek to pepetuate 
th^m, even after disappearing beneath the 
horizon, be seeks his couch in the west. Earth 
is preparing to wrap the drapery of night 
around her, and creation seeks repose. 

<« Aaoth« day Is added to the mass 
Of hailed ages. Lol the beauteous moon, 
I4ka a lUr shepherdess, now comes abroad 
With her fall flock of stars, that roam around 
Tba ainra meads of Ilearen. And oh I how charmed 
I her lovelinens croation looks!" 



The summer day is ended—the aea breeae 



in gentle murmurs breathes over the fields, — 
the sky is cloudless, Nature and man rest 
from their toils, and sweetly sleep under Um 
happy influence imparted by the thunder- 
storm. 

TO ELLEN. 

Would that I were abroad, to day, dear one. 
With thee some dense Kod sombre forest roaming, 

WhoM foliage green, shut out the torrid sun. 
And hurrying by us, went a streamlet foamingi 

Beneath us, Terdant moss a seat should spread. 
Softer than carpet wrought in loom Asiatic; 

While nobler the green roof abore our head. 
Than costliest dome o^er palace aatooratic 

Tbe Toioe of birds, hidden among the trees, 
Should sweetlier sound than Jenny Llnd's sofnrano; 

While more harmonious the stream and breese» 
Than Meyer's most adroitly -touched piano. 

Alone in such a scene, — fkr from the noise 
And ftroriith fVet and care the big world harbors; 

Might ae not know the pure and natural Joys 
Of the first pair in Eden's blissful arbors? 

How sad, then, we should be constrained to waste 
Within hot, cramping walls, the moments golden. 

While in free, shady woods we thus might taste 
A bliss in crowded haunts nerer beholden I 

Aj, 80 it Is with all things "neath Uie sun; 

Blissfbl oocaskms come, alas, how rarely: 
And even though they be laid hold upon. 

From scourging cares and ibars they Uessfhll spardy. 

Bnt " Sweet are waters stolen.** the Prorerb saith, 
And ** darkest night is Just before the dawning;" 

Then let us (if we can) make this our Ihlth, 
And hope our night may also hare Its morning! 

COLLIER'S SHAKESPEARE. 

A careful perusal of Coljier's Notes and 
Emendations to the text of Shakespeare enables 
us to present a number of those corrections 
which carry the clearest conviction that they 
really are— what they purport to he-H:orrcC'' 
tions; and we are warranted to infer that the 
thousand of other alterations in the same book, 
and by the same person, were made justly and 
under ^od authority. We first quote two mis- 
prints m The Tempest, 

Antonio mystified at the altered appear- 
ance of Ink brother, and uncertain eyen <» his 
identity, according to all editions exclaims : — 

" Whe'r thon bee^ he, or no, 
Or some enchanted trifle to abuse me, 
As late I hare been, I not know.** 

The word '* trifle" seems a most Strang 
one to be employed in such a situation, and it 
reads like a misprint: the manuscript-cor- 
rector of the folio, 1632, informs us that it 
undoubtedly is so, and that the line in ^^lich 
it occurs ought to run. 



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*0r# 



d Hnduuited devil to ahum i 



Again— Prospero descrbing Sycorax, in the 
presence of Caliban, tells AntoniOi — 

** His mottm WM % witch ; and one » stroog» 
That oould control th« moon, nwk« flows and abba, 
And deal in her oommand, wittioat her power." 

The words "without her power" have 
naturally occasioned considerable discussion, 
in which Malone hinted that Sycorax might 
act by a sort of " power of attorney" from 
the moon, while Steevens strangely supposed 
that ** without her power" meant ** with less 
general power. " All difBculty , however, is at 
an end, when we find the manuscript-correc- 
tor of the folio, 1632, marking "without" 
as a misprint, and telling us that it ought to 
have been with all ; — 

** That oonld control the mo6n, makeflowi and ebba, 
And deal in her oommand with aU her power;" 

that is, Sycorax could " make flows and ebbs" 
matters in the command of the moon, with all 
the power exercised ov«r the tides by the 
moon. 

In Muck Ado about Nothing, where Bora- 
chio says, " There shall appear such seeming 
truths of Hero's disloyalty," the corrector of 
the folio, 1632, has it, " There shall appear 
such seeming proo/5 of Heroes disloyidty," 
which is unquestionably what is meant. 

In the same play, Ursula asks Hero, when 
she is to be married, and the unintdligible 
answer is, " Why, evenr day :— to morrow ;" 
the correction of the folio, 1632, has made it 
quite clear by setting right a misprint ; there 
Hero replies, "Why, in a day,-— to morrow." 

In The Taming of the Shrew, Shakspeare 
has mentioned his native county in a place 
where hitherto it has not been at all suspected. 
iSly, according to all editions, says, — 

** Ask Marion Hacket, the Ikt alewifc of Wincot, if she 
know me not; if she my I am not fbarteen pence on the 
soore Ibr sheer ale, score me np for the lyingest knare in 
Christendom." 

Malone did not know what to make of " sheer 
ale," but supposed thatjt meant shearir^ or 
reaping ale, for so reai>ing is called in War- 
wickshire. What does it mean ? It is spelt 
sheere in the old copies, and that word begins 
one line, Warwiek having undoubtedly drop- 
ped out at the end of the preceding line. The 
corrector of the folio, 1632, insert^ the miss- 
ing word in manuscripjt, and made the last 
pu^ of the aentence run, — 

"If she say I am not foorteen pence on the score for 
Warwif^hire ale, score me up for the lyingest knave in 
Christendom.* 

Winoott where Marian Hacket lived, is 
some miles from Stratford-upon-Avon. ItWM 
formeiiy not at all onuiual to fpell *' 



shrere; and S^'s " theer ale" thus turns on^ 
to have been Irarwickskire ale. which Shake- 
speare celebrated, and of whidi he had 
doubtless often partaken at Mrs. Hacket's. 

In King Richu^ m. one of the most strik- 
ing and satisfactory emendations occurs ia 
Queen Margaret's denunciation of Richard, 
where she addresses him, in all editi<His, in 
the following terms : — 

«Thon elTish'marked^ aborttre, rooting bos, 

Thoa that wast sealed in thy naUvity 

The slave of natnre, and the son of heU," Ae. 

Here " slave of nature," but especially " son 
of hell," sound so flatly and tamely near the 
conclusion of the curse, that an impression 
rises at once in the mind, that Shakespeare 
must have written something more fierce and 
vigorous. How, then, does the old corrector 
inform us that the last line ought to run 1 not 
as above, but with two remarkable changes, — 

''The stoifi of natoie, and the seomof hdl." 

In Macbeth a very acceptable altramtioo is 
made, in Lady Macbeth *s speech invoking 
night, just bmre the entrance of her hus- 
band : it is in a word ydaeh. has occasioned 
much speculation : — 

« Come, thick night. 
And pall thee in the dannest smoke of hell. 
That my keen kuife see not the wound it makes, 
Kor heaven poep through tho blanket of the dark, 
Tbcry, ' Hold, hold I' •* 

Steevens, with reference to " Uanket," quotes 
rti^ and rugs from Drayton ; and Malone seri- 
ously supposes that the word was suggested 
to Shakespeare by the " coarse woolen cor* 
tain of the theatre," when, in fact, it is not 
at all known whether the curtain, separating 
the audience from the actors, was woolen or 
linen. What solution of the difficulty does 
the (Ad corrector offer ? As i t seems to us, tbo 
substitution he recommends oannot be doubt- 
ed:— 

** Nor heaven peep thronglh the blankne$9 of Vb» dark. 
Tbcry, < Hold, hold 1*» 

In Hamlrt, Horatio, describing the efiect of 
the appearance of the Ghost upon Bemvdo 
and Marcellus, tells Hamlet, as the text of the 
quartos has it, — 

« Whilst they, distniM 
Almost to JeUy with the act of Soar, 
Stand dnmb, and speak not to him." 

The folios, on the other hand, read, — 

•Whilst they 6e»ri7M 
Almost to jelly with the act of fbar,"* Ac 

Neither word, " distill'd" or bestiWtU can 
be ]^erfectly satisfactory ; bnt observe the fcl« 
lowing improved version, — 



IDA PFFEIFFER OUTDONE! 



309 



" WbUft tboy, btchiWd 
Almost to Jelly with the act of fear, 
Stand damb, and fpeak not to him.'* 

In the same tragedj when the King, in his 
soliloquy, says, — 

"Offence's gflded band may shore by Jnstlo^ 
And on *tis seen, the wicked priae itself 
Buys out the law " 

we need no great persuasion to make us be- 
lieve that we ought to read, as a manuscript 
note teUs us, — 

** And oft 'tis seen, the wiekod p«r«e itself 
Buys out the law.** 

In Othello a striking emendation occurs in 
the passage of lago's speech : — 

"Others there are, 
WhOy trimm'd in forms and risages of duty, 
Keep yet their hearts attending on thamselTes.** 

For this the corrector of the folio, 1632, 
substitutes, — 

•• Who learn'd in forms and luagtt of duty,** Ac 

In the same play the following passage, — 

''But, alas I to make mo 
A fixed figure fbr the time of scorn 
To point his slow unmoring finger at.** 

is corrected as follows with manifest improve- 
ment : — 

*' But, alas! to make mo 
A fixed figure Ibr the hand of scorn 
To point his 9lotp(y moving finger at.** 



IDA PFFEIFFER OUTDONE! 

A Mrs. Hervey has just published, in Lon- 
don, an account of her adventures in Tartary, 
Thibet, China, and Kashmir, as well as m 

S>rtions of territory never before visited by 
uropean. In the same book she also de- 
scribes a journey from Punjab to Bombay, 
by way of the celebrated caves of ^junta and 
Ellora, as well as over the Mahableshuur and 
Neilgherry mountains, the Sanataria of the 
Bombay, and Madras Presidencies. It seems 
she left home, as it were, in a fit of despera- 
tion : a poor, unhappy, grief-ridden woman. 
An English editor says — and we agree with 
him — that it is a wonder how, after so many 
fatigues, fractures, duckings and tumbles, 
she survived to tell her tale. He adds, as she 
did come out of her complication of mishaps 
alive, ^le mnst be made of leak- wood or gutta 
percka. 

We pronounce Madam Hervey a most excel- 
lent specimen of the species 'Bloomer. She 
woald, withontaquestion,leadoff admirably at 
a grand female's rights convention, going even 
further than do some of our dames aux pania* 
Urns ; fin* if the convention she harangued was 



intV^ered with by outsiders, it appears to us> 
she is just the ** female woman" to roll up her 
sleeves, give her Turkish trowsers a hitch, 
and cry out as she led on an attack upon the 
refiractory spectators, " up girls and at them." 
But we will present an extract from Mrs. 
Hervey's book by way oi evidence, *• strong 
as proof of holy writ," that the opinion we 
have expressed regarding her is well founded. 

Jeeoomdok, {Country of China.) Oojar, 
Instance, ten miles. 

'*27th August, 1851. Wednesday.— My 
bafeage started yesterday from Lari, about 
three o'clock, P. M., with strict orders to pro- 
ceed to this halting-place. I arrived at a spot 
by the river side, guiltless of grass or wood, 
and found the camp coolly settled in this desert 
place. I was veiy angry, but I only wasted 
my wrath, for nothing would induce the S'piti 
people to move; so my ponies starved all 
night, and the only way I got tea, was by my 
Khidmutgar burning his walking-stick this 
morning, to light a fire. Two of the ponies 
walked back to Lari in an independent manner, 
not liking (I suppose) the starving system, 
and the rest looked miserable this morning. 
About a mile from the village as I went alone 
yesterday evening. I suddenly spied my bed 
lying by the road-side, two of my servants 
sitting by it, and the man whose business it 
was to carry 'Squire,' together with another 
Coolie, looking on in despair. I could not 
make out at first what had happened. The 
servants, however, ex]dained that the Coolies 
bdcmging to the bed had thrown down their 
burthen and 'bhageea,' (run away) and that 
it was too heavy for a single porter that re- 
mained to lift it. I must say I felt sufSciently 
annoyed at this contretemps; — this was the sole 
'Charpoy,' remaining to me, all the spare ones * 
I had brought in case of accidents, haying 
gone to pieces, one after another, during my 
travels. Night was stealing on apace, and I 
could not go back to the village I had just 
left, as the whole of my Camp, (with the ex- 
ception of the fragmentary portion I have just 
alluded to,) had gone on to the encamping 
ground in advance. While we were waiting in 
an apparently hopeless condition at this desert 
spot, quite at a loss what to do next, and I ^ 
was on the point of abandoning the luckless 
bed to its fate. Providence came to our aid in 
an unexpected manner. All at once we ob- 
served, jauntily trotting towards us on horse- 
back, a Chinaman, whose red and yellow robes 
betokened his sacerdotal character, while 
other distinctive marks pointed him out as a 
Llama of high degree, or chief among the 
priests. The two Coolies suggested that we 
might enlist him temporarily vi et ormts, as a 
porter; but on my oraering them to seize him 
for the purpose, they hastily declined, and 
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deadly feud with the sacred Llamas. Being 
thus forced to take the matter into my own 
hands I at once resolved how to act. I wait- 
ed until the man was within a hundred yards, 
and then sauntered carelessly towards him ; — 
the slow ambling pace of the Ghoont on which 
he was mounted, allowing me a good yiew 
of the horseman as he approached. His 
worldly goods, clothes, and cooking utensils 
were strapped behind his saddle^ the high 
peaked holsters of which, in front, were 
bristling with fire-arms. He was armed to 
the teeth besides, and his jewelled sword 
glittered even in the fading light. His steed 
was richly caparisoned; the saddle doth 
bright and gaudy. Quite coolly and undaunt- 
edly I approached the au^st traveller, and 
taking hold of his bridle, led him silently up 
to where lay the prostrate bedstead. He made 
no resistance, surprise appearing to overpower 
his faculties ! Mustering the httle Thibetan 
I knew, I then order him in a firm and reso- 
lute, but calm tone, to deliver up tomeonthe 
spot, his arms of every kind. Again he obey- 
ed my cool command in speechless bewilder- 
ment, and even dismounted at my request, 
without attempting any remonstrance. I 
then proceeded to possess myself of all his 
weapons, intending to restore them in due 
time. I slung his magnificent sword by the 
strap attached to its gilded hilt across my own 
shoulders, and grasped his fire-arms m my 
hands, giving his Ghoont in charge to my 
servants. I observed that his ponderous sad- 
dle was all of wrought steeU a pad serving 
to prevent its galling his steed. Preserving 
the same unconcerned manner, I next com- 
manded the terror-stricken priest to *take up 
my bed and walk,' — or rather to assist the 
Coolies in so doing. And then the tongue was 
- loosened, and the dumb man spake ! He vo- 
lubly asserted that he was a high-preist, one 
of the holy among the tribes, — a visitor or 
rather an ambasaikdor from China to S piti, 
and that it was impossible he could demean 
himself by doing my bidding. My only de- 
mand to his rhetoric was an imperative reit- 
eration of my hookm (order.) The strong 
quailed before a womans voice ! I do believe 
he was in doubt as to my identity, regarding 
me, perchance, as a visitant from another 
world ! At all events he refused no longer, 
but tremblingly obeyed my directions, by 
lifting up the bed, and proceeding straight 
way witn it to my camp. But for this, I 
should now be laying on the cold hard ground, 
instead of reposing on this comfortable couch. 
It is impossible to resist making use of the 
prestige of one's appearance 'under such cir- 
cumstances, — so novel and absolutely un- 
earthly in the eyes of these ignorant dwellers 
in the wilds, does a ' Fering^' (European) 
face appear. Resolution and intrepidity go a 
long way in terrifying them into abject obedi- 



ence ; indeed, I always found them more 
afraid of my simplest word, than all the 
'striking^ proofs given them of my servants' 
wrath. I may here just add, that on reaching 
my camp, I found the bedstead faithfully de- 
livered indeed, but that its unwilling bearer, 
depositing it had vanished on an instant 
Alarmed, doubtless, at the idea of his further 
services being compulsorily required, the 
bird had fiown ! He did not even wait my 
arrival to redeem his weapons, &c., which of 
course I purposed restoring to him ; so I did 
the only thing which was lefl in my power, 
by the way restitution. I took care of the 
property thus strangdy acquired, until I had 
an opportunity of delivering it safely into the 
hands of the nearest public official, to be held 
in charge for its owner, should he ever appear 
to claim it. It is needless to say I never 
heard of its subsequent fate. The Ghoont 
was mysteriously spirited away during the 
same night the priestly impressment occur- 
red : — of course tne Llama was lurking in the 
neighborhood, and when all was still in the 
camp, mounted his nag and rode away !" 



LINGARD S HISTORY 
ENOLAND. 



OF 



Phillips, Sampson & Co., of Boston, have 
published the second volume of this work, 
as the American editor says ** the latest his- 
tory of England claiming original authority, 
as far as it is a record of the events of t^ 
first seventeen centuries of the Christian 
Era." The author is a Roman Catholic and 
may be supposed to favor that sect in his no- 
tions of events bearing upon their strug^es 
with the Protestants. This he does, indeed, 
without a question; yet his history is still 
generally reliable. It certainly contains many 
new fEu;ts, in obtaining which the author has 
exerted most commendable industry ; and if 
those who read his well written pages, keep 
in mind his religious predilections, they will 
be enabled to make a very tolerable avotkge 
deduction of the true state of facts. The Am- 
erican editor's account of the author is not 
uninteresting. He says : 

'* Dr. Lingard died soon after completing 
this edition, on the 13th of July, 1851. He 
was in his 82d year, having been bom on the 
6th of February, 1771, in the city of Win- 
chester. He prosecuted his early studies at 
Douay, and experianced a narrow escane 
from the destruction to which the fury of the 
populace had designed all the clergy, on the 
outbreak of the French Revolution. From 
the year 1805, when he published, in Nott- 
ingham, a series of letters in vindicatioe of 
Roman Catholic loyalty, till his death, be 
was known as one of the most disUngniahed 
authors of the Roman church in England. 



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Pope Leo Xn. offered him a cardinars hat. 
wishing him to become Cardinal Protector of 
the English ^Kssions. Dr. Lingard had, how- 
ever, already engaged in history, and declin- 
ed the offer: saying to his holiness that the 
office would put a stop to the progress of this 
work, and that he had not tho qualifications 
demanded for the duty proposed. His holi- 
ness pressed the offer, but Dr. Lingard remain- 
ed firm. Several editions have been publish- 
ed of his ** Catechetical Instructions on the 
Doctrines and Worship of the Catholic- 
Church,'' an anonymous English version of 
the New Testament,published by Dolman, in 
London, in 1836, was his work." 



GKRSTAECKER'S JOURNEY.* 

This is an honest record of real travel : not, 
as have been many books of the kind lately 
published, mere fancy sketches : or rather fa- 
brications, having a frame- work abtainedfrom 
ordinary sources open to all, but clap-boarded, 
shingled, and furnished within and without, 
with fancy stuff. Gerstaecker really did 
start from Bremen in the good bark ** Talis- 
man,*' with a crowd of men, women, and 
children, bound for California : he really did 
arrive at Rio Janeiro: he really did there 
leave his ship and proceed to Buenos Ayres ; 
he really did subsequently cross the Cordille- 
ras; he really did thence proceed to Chili, 
California, Australia, the South-Sea Islands, 
Java, &c. * 

We could fill the pages of The Bizabrb 
with most delightful extracts from this book ; 
we deeply regret to say, however, that our 
gleanings must necessarily be brief, the space 
allowed to us for review of new works and 
extracts being at present verv limited. 

To begin then, our honest Uerman traveller 
had reacned the last frontier of the Argentine 
republic, bought a couple horns of wine to 
take with him on his journey, and the next 
momine made an early start up the Cordille- 
ras. He says ; 

••At first tho path — for it was but a narrow 
mule tract — led up as slowly and on as broad 
and comfortable a slope as we could wish for ; 
but as the si 'es of the mountain drew closer 
and closer together, the path began to run by 
deep and crumbling banks, and the mules 
witn great difBculty picked their steps. We 
passed now places where to our left the abyss 
lay many hundred feet deep, while on the 
right, impending rocks hung high above us. 
But so gradually did the path alter, so little 
by little did the ridge narrow, and the steep 
edge of the precipice draw nearer that I did 
not notice it at first ; all my attention being 
taken up by the scenery. Here I saw the first 



* NamtlTe of a Jonraey Boand the World, by F. Qer> 
«taek«r. Mew York, Hftrper and BrotlwrB. 



condor, the giant vulture of the Cordilleras, 
hovering just above our heads. It altered its 
course in descending, and flew over towards 
the other side of the hollow, which seemed to 
me hardly half a mile distant, but the bird be- 
came smaller and smaller, appearing at last 
not much larger than a crow long before that 
passage was crossed. There I felt more than 
saw the vastness oS these mountains, and I 
was going to stop my mule, to have a fairer 
view, when a call ihifn my guide warned me 
to beware, and to look well to my path. 

The path indeed had become so narrow 
that it seemed to me, as it wound itself round 
a projecting rock, aboslutely to terminate. I 
could see nothing more than a thin light 
streak, as if drawn with a piece of chalk, and I 
could not believe that tnis was our path. 
The rock round which it went did not show 
the least cut or notch, where even a goat 
could have planted its feet, let alone our 
clumsy mules. The little crumbling pieces of 
stone which our mules' hoofs kicked over the 
precipice, made me sensible of the danger, 
falling straight down to a depth that my 
blood froze to think of. 

But this was no place to stop at ; and I ob- 
served closely the cautious manner in which my 
guide raised himself in his right stirrup, not 
doubting that we were now at the spot at 
which he had told me before, and where 
mules and riders were oflen thrown over. I 
was therefore careful not to irritate my mule 
at a spot where it certainly knew better how 
to go than I did — accidents having happened • 
from travellers pulling their bridles at the 
wrong time. My guide went on very coolly 
along a trail where mules had to keep the 
very edge of the precipice. Mules frequently 
carry a load over this track, when they are 
very careful not to knock against the over- 
hanging rock, as the least push would send them 
over the precipice. Our mules it is true, had 
no load, out tney were accustomed to carry- 
ing one ; and therefore kept the extreme e(}ge 
to my great discomposure. But I left it entire- 
ly to its own instinct, only lifting my left foot 
in the stirrup, as I saw the vanquiano do, so 
that in case of an accident, might throw my- 
self off its back, and cling to the rock. 

But why, the reader may ask, did you not 
get off the mule at once, and pass dangerous 
places on foot ? Simply, my reader, in the 
first place, because the danger is the same 
for many miles ; and secondly, because those 
men who pass their lives in leading travellers 
over these mountains, know best where to walk, 
and where to ride, and I followed the example 
my guide set me. Nor, to tell the truth, did 
I at the moment think of any thing but my 
mule as he moved slowly, step by step, round 
the yawning abyss, with scarcely three inches 
to spare on either side. As we proceeded, the 
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deeper : and looking down at once, between 
the mule's side and stirrups, I saw below in 
the deep hollow a perfect heap of skeletons — 
mules that most have tumbled down since 
the last flood — or their bones would have 
been washed away. In my horror I forgot 
the warning of the vaquiano, and grasping the 
reins of my mule, tried to turn it away from 
the edge, which seemed to me as if it must 
crumble beneath its next step. My imprud- 
ence was near being ftftal to me, for turning 
the head of my mule away from the precipice, 
it last its sure footing, stepped aside, and 
striking the saddle-bags against the rock, it 
stumbled forwarded, and — no, dear reader, no 
such thing — we did not tumble. The mule 
planted its fore hoofs on a firm part of the 
crumbling ledge, and lifted itself up again, 
just as a small piece of stone, loosen(Mi by the 
effort, fell noiselessly from the path, and 
noiselessly springing from under us over, and 
struck long afterward with a dull hollow 
sound into the deep. 

I need not be ashamed to say that this little 
incident made me tremble, and I thought the 
blood became stagnant in my veins. But mules 
are splendid animals for such a route ; and 
whether for the sake of the rider, or their own, 
they proceed with the utmost caution, as I 
had now learnt from experience. From that 
moment I left my mule to do as ho pleased, 
*nd he carried me safely over. 
^ Just at the end of the pasage, where the 
path again turned round a rock, which hid 
the guide from view, I reached a snow-drift, 
or rather a ledge of about ten or twelve 
paces, where a quantity of snow had drifted 
from a narrow gulch ; and a space not six 
inches in width, and even that sloping down, 
was the only footing left. Even the mule now 
came to a stand. I pressed his flanks with 
heels to urge him on ; but the two peons, who 
came close behind, called to me to alight here, 
and not attempt to pass that place in the sad- 
dle. At the same time, the guide appeared 
on the other side of the rock, and I saw that 
he was on foot; but how to get down on 
such a place was the difiBculty. On the left 
side I should have stepped down at least a 
couple of hundred feet ; therefore, I must try 
the other. Throwing my l^ with a sudden 
jerk over the mule's neck, I slipped down 
against the rock, the mule pressing as hard 
against me as it could, to prevent my push- 
ing it down the precipice. I dodged beneath 
his head, and with bridle grasped in my 
hand, led the way over the snow-drift." 

We leave the traveller to pass on his event- 
ful journey alone, through Chili and Califor- 
nia, falling in with him again, however, in 
the South-Sea Islands, where he relates the 
following adventures of a 

♦*A WHALING CRUISE. 

With a good breeze, the next day Hawaii, 



or Owfayhee, where Captain Cook was slain, 
hove in sight. We could notice the gigantie 
volcanic masses, and the smoke curling np 
from the furnace of the goddess Tde ; u»d I 
watched this mountain a long, long while, as 
it rose on the horison, with its shurp outline 
against the dear blue sky^ a wonderful mass 

I of rock and lava, growing out from the bot- 
tom of the sea, with only a crust upon it, 
that covered a bed of fire. 

The volcano was working at this time, at 
least thundering and rumbling within, and 
only a year later it broke out anew, and roU- 

I ed immense masses of burning lava down 
even to the foaming sea. No wonder the 
Indians thought, and still think that a fire- 
god lives in the boiling streams of glowing 
lava, though we contradict it, of course, and 
prove to them the impossibilitv of the thing. 
But leaving the goddess Tele to prove her 
existance herself, we manned the tops next 
day — that is, two men were sent, one to the 
main and one to the fore-top to look out for 

I whales, and with this our cruise commenced. 
Whalers — to say at least a few words about 
our vessel itself, and introduce the reader to 
our fishing gentry — always carry more than 
the usual complement of men for vessels of 
their tonnage, because they must have hands 
left on board to work the ^p, and after fish 
have been taken, to boil out the blubber, 
while four boats from large vessels, and few- 
er fix)m smaller ones, are usually out chasing 
other fish in sight. Each boat has a crew ci 
four men, besides^ the boat-steerer and a man 
at the head of the boat. The captain of 
most vessels never leaves his ship, though in 
some, he goes himself in the first boat as the 
look-out, leaving another one at the same 
time to command the vessel. 

A whale-ship also differs in its deck con- 
struction from any other vessel. Between the 
mainmast and the foremast are the try- 
works — large furnaces, built of brick, and 
containing two or more very large iron-posts 
for trying out the oil from the blubber— close 
to it is the galley, sometimes not much larger 
than an overgrown sentry-box, with a stove 
in it, which leaves hardly room enough for 
the cook to sit before and broil his knees; 
all kind of pots and kettles hang up inside, 
and a perfect variety of copper and iron ves- 
sels are fitted upon every part, in every nook 
and comer of this machine ; while it is a 
mystery to me how a human being is able to 
stand the heat of such a box in a warm cli- 
mate, at least six or seven hours of the day. 
It is true they nearly always have black 
men for cooks, who are used to a ereat deal 
more heat than their northern pue-colored 
brethren, but even these, I should think, 
must have their very marrow dried up. 

Before the galley there is also a blacksmith 
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box, capable of being moved from one place 
to another : a blacksmith having always some- 
thing to do on board a whale-s£p in mending 
of spades, lances, or irons, and fitting rings 
or hasps on other articles, for the ship itself 
or the boats. 

Between the main and mizen mast, and 
usually extending behind the latter, a firame- 
work x>{ spars is erected, called bearers, upon 
which the spare boats, nearly always four, are 
turned bottom upward. 

We ran south nearly fourteen days, and 
tried to get as far east out of the trades as we 
possible could ; but it was very little, for the 
wind instead of being northeast, northward of 
the line, blew nearly due east, and our vessel, 
no first-rate one by the wind, could not work 
up well against it. Besides that wo sailed veiy 
slowly, and therefore drifted the more. The 
"Alexander Barklay," an American built ship, 
before she started from Bremen, instead of 
being coppered, was covered with plates of 
new invention, a kind of zinc which, while 
being a great deal cheaper than copper, was 
said to last just as long ; but the ship had not 
^ been out more than two or three months before 
the plates began to give way, and when I came 
on board, about twelve months after her first 
start, there was hardly any of it left on her 
bow, and on both sides the rags hung perfectly 
round her retardingus, of course, considerably, 
and stopping her headway. 

Thursday, the 2d of January, we crossed 
the line in about 156 deg. W. Ion., and two 
days afterward the call first gladdened our ears, 
"There she blows I" 

A person who has never heard this call on 
board a whale-ship, after a long spell of rest 
and watching, can have no idea of the wond- 
erful eflfect it produces, like an electric blow, 
upon oflScers and crew. "There she blows V* 
— the word passes from lip to lip — "Where, 
where I" — "On the lee-bow, nearly ahead ;" 
and the men fly to their boats ; the boat head- 
er takes the steering oar till his boat comes 
"fast,'' the boat-steerer stands with the iron 
(harpoon) in the bow of the boat to have the 
first throw. "There she blows again," not a 
cable's length from the vessel, and five or 
six spouts are seen in quick succession ; the 
monstrous fish, unconscious of any danger, 
playing and chasing each other in the slowly 
heaving waves. Down the boats go, as 
quickly and noiselessly as possible, the offi- 
cers get into them, some of the men scramble 
in af&r them, the broac^ sail of the little craft 
flies up, the wind catches it, and away the 
sharply-cut boat dashes through and over the 
foaming waters, followed by the second, third, 
fourth, all eager to come up with some of 
their blowing and splashing victims. 

In former times sailing up to a whak in a 
boat was thought a very dangerous and daring 
feat, because they were not able to run back 



again quickly enough, after the whale was 
struck : but in later times, when the whales 
have become, like all other game, much more 
shy and wild, whalers find pulling up to a fish 
much too slow and uncertain work to be very 
profitable, and neariy all the fishermen, and 
principally the Americans, sail with their 
boats up to the fish, strike their irons into 
them, if they get a chance and try to get 
away again afterward in the best way they 
can. 

We could make nothing of the first whales 
we saw, for they ran too fast to be overtaken 
by the boats, and though two came very 
nearly within striking distance, they got off, 
at last, unharmed. Our captain, however, an 
old whaler, liked the look of the water here, 
and running under, shortened sail half the 
night on the old course we tacked about mid- 
night, to be in the morning as neariy as pos- 
sible on the same spot , again : and sure 
enough, the sun was hardly an hour high — 
just far enough out of the water to allow a 
fair view over its surface — when the cry, 
"There she blows, blows, blows !" as new 
spouts followed the first, brought our ship to, 
and the boats down again. 

This time the first boat-header, an old 
American, who had been bred up to whaling, 
and done hardly any thing else all his life, 
and at the same time the finest specimen of 
an old tar I ever saw. was the first to come up 
with one of the whales, and get fast, as he car- 
ried the largest sail. The other three boats fol- 
lowed the rest of the shoal , which swam along 
on the surface of the water a considerable time 
and then disappeared below it, the boats, 
without stopping, keeping in a straight course 
in hopes of seeing the fish rise again after 
awhile, and then having a fair throw at them. 
But the fish, quite contrary to their calcula- 
tion, had not the least idea of running away, 
but only dived to some depth, the boats pass- 
ing away over them, and then rose again 
very nearly on the same spot where they had 
disappeared. The three other boats, seeing 
the spouts behind them, turned round as 
quickly as they could, and the second boat- 
header, also an American, got fast this time 
to another whale. 

During this and the next day our ship lay 
to, taking the whales along side, and cutting 
them up ; no look-out even being kept in 
the top before the carcasses had l^n clear- 
ed away from her sides. 

The most interesting part of the cutting-up 
to me was the first fastening of the immense 
blubber-hook, a large iron hook of extraord- 
inary dimensions, to attach which, one of the 
boat-steerers has to go down upon the whale, 
with a rope slung around his waist in case of 
accident, and lift the x hook — ^for it takes all 
his strength to do that — in to a hole which 
the spades of the boat-headers have cut lor 

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it ; these, at the same time, keeping watch 
over the boat-steerer, who is sometimes half 
under water, and has faalf-ajdozen sharks ' 
close around him, which the scent of the ; 
blood has enticed to the captured fish, and 
which are driven nearly to madness by their ' 
unavailing efforts to tear off a piece of the 
tough and elastic hide. 

There were five of these hyaias of the deep 
round this one whale, and coming as boldly 
and insolently as possible right under the very 
spades of the men. But the sailors hate to 
strike their sharpened tools upon the rough 
and hard 'skin of the shark because it dulls 
their instruments directly, and the carpen- 
ters have .their hernds full of work without 
that, in keeping the instruments in good 
order. Only once the first boat-heado* 
dropped his spade which was as sharp as a 
razor, upon the head of a shark, and laid it 
open as if it had been a soft potato. The 
shrrk, a fellow of about seven feet long, had 
come up to the boat steerer— who had just suc- 
ceeded in fastening the hook, and had no time 
to look round — close enough to take one of his 
legs off with a single snap, but the spade pre- 
vented it. Showing the white of its belly 
directly, it sank, and the boat-steerer looking 
over his shoulder and seeing his dead enemy, 
only shook his fist at it as it disappeared in 
the troubled and bloody water. 

The cutting up, or hoisting in of the blub- 
ber, occupied all the next day,, and even 
when it had become perfectly dark, one of the 
heads was still in the water, held by a rope 
and pushed about by a couple of sharks, 
which had already torn off big pieces from it. 

In the afternoon I had thrown a lance into 
one of these savage fellows, while it was busy 
in tearing off a piece fnmi one of the heads ; 
as I was some distance off, the lance dropped 
short of the mark, and only pierced the ttiick 
part of the greedy monster's tail. The shark 
immediately left its hold of the head> and as 
as the lance came out, swam some hundred 
yards off; but it soon returned, and fastened 
on the head again just as if nothing had oc- 
curred. It even took hold of the same piece 
again, tore it oft*, and disappeared with it be- 
fore I had time to pull up the lance. 
• A difficulty now arose in fastening the 
blubber-hook on the head in the dark, and the 
second boat-steerer had made several unsuc- 
cessful attempts, when the boat-header called 
out for a blubber lantern, and soon afterward 
a most singular torch was brought forward. 
It consisted of iron hoops about four inches 
apart from each other to let the light pass 
through ; and this fire basket was filled with 
thin split wood, andstripesof greasy blubber. 
The flame soon caught the oil, and blazing to 
a height of nearly three feet, lit up the (Utrk 
ocean for a distance of about thirty yards, 
giving the dancing waves a singular transpar- 



ent hue, and throwing a wild unearthly light 
over the figure of the reckless sailor who kmlt 
on the dark slimy surface of the whales head, 
his left hand firmly grasping the open blub- 
ber, and his right arm slung round the heavy 
iron hook to lift it into the right place. 

What was that light strMik shooting past 
the rolling mass just now ? Only a shark, 
frightened by the gleaming torch, and re- 
turning to get another bite at the fish, his law- 
ful prey ; for is it not the wild and fiery mast- 
er of the deep ? 

This shark held on by the whale's head till 
it rose, lifted by the powerful windlass, nearlr 
out of the water, when it left its hcAd with 
the piece of the tom-off blubber between its 
teeth. 
• ••••* 

" The next morning the mast-heads were 
manned again, and not having made any head- 
way fi*om Uie neighborhood where the whales 
seemed to have their feeding-ground, the men 
had been hardly an hour aloft when the call, 
" There she blows !" but this time over to 
the windward ; again sent the hands into the 
boats, and out to sea, pulling right against 
the wind, torward the place where the whal^ 
were spouting. Three hours afterward the 
first headsman, Mr. Luis, got fiist again : and 
as we were beating up against a tolerably 
stiff breeze, it became nearly dark before we 
could get the whale alongside. 

The old blubber had now to come on dtak 
to make room in the blubber-hole for the fresh, 
and the stench it emitted the next day was 
nearly suffocating. All the white varnished 
parts of the vessel received a blue and lustrous 
tinge, the smdl on deck being as bad, and 
even worse, than in the cabin. 

We commenced trying out on the sixth, 
and had finished on the tenth of January. 
The deck still looked bad enough, but the 
blubber was gone, and the decks were also soon 
cleared. The grease of the sperm whale can 
be removed very easily with salt-water, oeing 
in this respect not half so bad as that of the 
common whale, which requires to be removed 
by the ashes of the burnt blubber, and hard 
scrubbing. A singular fact connected with 
sperm-fish is, that its own skin forms the best 
soap for washing off its grease. If voar 
hands are dirtied with the grease, ypu have 
only to scrape the thin black and soft outer 
part of the skin a little, and you may wash 
in salt-water the grease as easily ofi with this 
as with soap in fresh water. 

These three fish, though of no great siie, 
yielded about one hundr^ and four bam^s of 
oil ; and our captain had strong hopes of fall- 
ing in with some more of this kind, but day 
after day passed without our seeing a smgle 
spout The deck was hailed sevml tiines, 
it is true, but only, as it turned out afterward, 
for a finback, or perhaps the deceiving light 



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315 



of the sun that glittered on the waves, and 
made the look-out £uicy it the spout of a 
sperm- fish." 

Mr. Gerstaecher arrives home safely, after 
a voyage of one hundred and twenty-three 
days from Batavi. He was, of course, glad to 
be once more among his friends. He says : 

** I only rememb^ as in in a dream yet, the 
first watchman I heard that night in Bremen : 
the first time those old lovc^ church-bells 
rung their sweet voices again into my ears. I 
remember going on a raUroad, and shutting 
my eyes at the same time, happy in the 
thought of not being able to think this a 
moclnng dream, and a crowd of sweet and 
happy hots were around me. But I could give 
no account of that 

Oh, there are rich stores of beauty out in 
that foir world ; there are treasures heaped 
up in the wilderness by the hand of our lov- 
ing Father to gladden the heart of the beholder, 
and make him stand in mute astonishment, 
a witness of such a Paradise : there are kind 
eyes and hearts strewn over that wide world, 
stretching out their hands to the way-worn 
stranger and bidding him welcome ; there is 
happiness in those valleys, and peace and love 
wherever your foot is turned — if your own 
heart only touches the right spring to open 
those treasures — but let it be as rich, as ever 
it will, let it dazzle your eyes and overpower 
your mind for awhile. It cannot last ; and 
whatever you try, where ever you roam — be 
it as far, be it as long as you will— that one 
thoueht, if it leave you for awhile, it never 
will die within you ; and if your lips are for- 
bid to speak it ; you heart will sound with 
low but powerful voice in your ear: 

Be it erer n humble. 

There U no place like homer* 

SALAD FOR THE SOLITARY.* 

An original book you have made Mr. San — 
we beg pardon, Mr. Anon3rmous — a pleasant 
book, moreover, a book of odd facts and fan- 
cies, picked up from various, and we should 
judge, elaborate research. Your Salad is 
truly a '* consarcination of many good things 
for the literary palate," with plentiful flavours 
reminding one of Dlsrteli and Lamb, perhaps 
a little more of the latter than the former, 
we do not know but **Lamb and Mint 
Sauce" would have been a better title than 
the one you have sdected. We know you, 
Mr. Epicure : we have often remarked the idi- 
mentative qualities which bespoke just the re- 
quisition for this beautifully printed and em- 
belfi^ed book. There are truly philoaoph^, 
poetiy, ethics, criticism, satire, hypothesis, 
esthetics, hyperbole, psycholo|;y, metaphy- 
sics, humor and extreme sententiousness in its 

* Snlod fir Uie Solitary. New Vork, Lamport lilalcemaii 
A lAw, 1863. 



and though the author modestly calls 
im.se]f '* a compile" and declares further, 

Suite as modestly, that he is '* A votary of 
lie desk, — a notched and cropped scrivener, 
one that sucks his sustei\ance, as certain sick 
people are said to do— through a quill — " we 
must accord to him high merit a&a thinker 
and as a writer. 

We have already copied largely from the 
work, — we did so, thanks to the publishers, 
when it was in the sheets — and much we 
Ihink to the gratification of our readers. To 
one wee mouthfhl more we will treat them. 

' * The empire of woman in the scale of being, 
is no longer a disputed claim. 

** Heaven's last, belt gift to man.*' 

receives the homage of the human heart, — 
she is loved and cherished, as the angel of 
peace and hope, difi'using a halo of light, joy 
and blessedness, making Home a little Eden. 

As to the name spinster^ it mav be remem- 
bered, that it dates its origin from the fact 
that in olden times, no maiden being deemed 
eligible to matrimonial honors till she had 
spun her own domestic wardrobe : — an evi- 
dence that our grave progenitors regarded 
such matters as involving less of romance 
than reality — a method, we may add, that 
more modem sagacity has deemed it expe- 
dient to a great extent to reverse. 

The human family is divided into two classes 
the married and the single ; the former have 
been often deemed legitimate objects for the 
raillery and jest of the advocates of celibacy, 
and it is but fair that the opposite party 
should be permitted a share of the like pleas- 
antry. As a specimen of the former, take the 
following lines of a most inveterate woman- 
hater, one of the early printers who flourish- 
ed during the first half of the sixteenth cen- 
tury. The extraordinary production in which 
this curious satire occurs, is entitled *' The 
scoU-howse, wherein every man may rede a 

rie prayer of the condycyons of woman, ^^ 
This erudite scribe thus apostrophizes 
the sex ; — 

**Tmrl7 some men thert he 
That lyTe always In great horrmrs, 
AnU myeth it goth hy dettynie, — 
To hang, or wed, — both hath one houre; 
And whether it bel I am well sure 
Hanging is better of the twalne,~ 
Sooner done and shorter payne!" 

It is admitted, on all hands, to be both a 
delicate and difficult thing to pry into a wo- 
man's ase ; and the embarrassment becomes 
increased in the exact ratio of its advunoe, 
especially in the case of an unmarried lady. 
The precise epoch at which the epithet M 
may be admissable, is no less involved in mys- 
tery. A fugitive passage from a contempor^ 
ary pen, with as much of poetry as chivahy 
in its spirit, fortunately comes to our aid in 



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the present dilemma. Who the gallant 
scribe may be, we know not, but here the 
paragraph is, and the reader will take it for 
what it is worth: 

* Eve, it is well known, was sixteen years 
old when she was awakened at the side of her 
husband. , Sixteen years old, say ancient wri- 
ters, and fhat so boldly, that they must have 
seen Eve's register written on the lilies of 
Paradise. Now, women — who have nine times 
out of ten more curious rabbinical learning 
than the mean envy of our sex will allow them 
— women, inheriting the privilege from their 
first parent, bdieve that, after a certain time, 
they have a just right to let their first six- 
teen years go for nothing : and so they sink 
the preliminary sixteen with a smOe, count- 
ing with mother Eve their seventeenth as 
their first real birthday. And they are right. 
For it deducts from your woman of five-and- 
forty all that she cares to lose, giving her a 
fair start with Eve, and pegging her back to 
full-blown nine-and-twenty. And, indeed, 
it is impossible that any really charming wo- 
man should be a day older.' 

It is a singular fact, that the age of but one 
woman is mentioned in the Bible at the time 
of her death. Therefore, it is best not to be 
inquisitive about the age of women. There 
arc some ladies whose extreme sensibilities or 
frigidity induces them to make deliberate 
choice of a life of single-blessedness, in spite 
of all that love-sick swains may urge to the 
contrary, Such, among the ancients, were 
the vestal virgins, and those who ministered 
at the temples of Diana and Minerva. Some, 
seek to rush into matrimony, with such im- 
petuosity, that they frighten away all sensi- 
tive suitors, in their fatal attempt to do all 
the wooing on their own account. Others, 
again, from a feeling of over fastidiousness, 
vainly expecting to find the angelic in the hu- 
man — foolishly forego many an excellent 
chance of a prize in the matrimonial lottery, 
till the wheel of fortune will turn no more. 
The forlorn attempt, by the aid of cosmetics, 
gold chains and other bijouterie, to supply the 
lack of beauty's dimpled smiles, and the rud- 
dy hues of health, challenges the pity of all 
beholders. 

" There's nothing half so Hwoet in life, 
Ag Lore's young dream ;" 

and yet trouble is often caused by the inter- 
vention of one or both of the parents, or else 
some fiaw in the object of the *' hearts fond 
idolatry" just peeps out on the very eve of 
consummation. Parents, too frequently, and 
most perversely, on such ocoasions, pass into 
petrifactioos—Hinllous to all the glowing emo- 
tions of the arch godling, and become invested 
with a most stem and rigid determination to de- 
nounce all love-scrapes as "juvenile indiscre- 
tions," which demand the full force of their 



grave sagacity to discourage. These two lal- 
ter classes of disappointed nymphs seem to be 
devoted to the annihilation of their most cher- 
ished hopes of connubial happiness, by the 
irrevocable decrees of the fates ; they, there- 
fore, are richly deserving alike of our sympa- 
thy and respect. With wonderful assiduity, 
they resort to every expedient to avert the un- 
welcome issue, but in vain; "love's sweet 
vocabulary" has been exhausted, and the 
charms, divinations and necromancy of Vemis 
herself, have been called into requisition, but 
potent as they usually are, without the desir- 
ed effect in their bdialf. We have been ac- 
customed to associate Cupid with simply his 
bow and quiver full of arrows :* but thequeeo 
of love, it seems, can invoke to her aid mach 
more varied and irresistible artillery for cap- 
turing the citadel of the heart. To enumer- 
ate in full detail these appliances of woman's 
art, would startle the ci^ulity of the unsus- 
pecting reader." 

Here we drop *• Salad for the Solitary," huA 
only so far as extracts in The Biza&re are 
concfmed. That we shall take it from our 
library shelves and read it oft times, is cer- 
tain. It has been consigned by us to a 
choice collection, occupying a particular cor- 
ner, from whence we are always sure to obtain 
congenial reading. We congratulate Mr. 
San — beg pardon again — the author, in hav- 
ing produced so altogether palatable a book. 
We hope he will not be satisfied with this 
dish of salad, but trust he may speedily treat 
us to another *• of the same sort.'' The book 
takes well, 700 copies having been sold on the 
second day. The third thousaibd will we on- 
stand, be put to press immediately. 

OUR WEEKLY GOSSIP. 

— PiLATB AND Hebod. — This is the title of a 
new tale, illustrative of the early history of 
the Church of England in the province of 
Maryland, the author of which is the Rev. 
Harvey Stanley of Baltimore. We have not 
yet read it, but those who have, pronounce it 
altogether — a very entertaining story — ^filled 
with striking and at times startling mcidcnt. 
It developes the struggles of the Episconsl 
Church against an opposition made up of dis- 
cordant elements ; or it is the record of perse- 
cutions practised upon the church very much 
akin, in spirit at least, to those of Pilate and 
Herod against Christianity. We shall notice 
this book hereafter. Herman Hooker, Phila- 
delphia, publisher. 

— Barrington's Sketohbs. — ^Redfield, of N. 
York, has just published, a new editioB 
of ** Personal Sketches of bis own Time,** 
by Sir Jonah Barrington. They are, the 
author tells us, neither fictions nor essays: 
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OUR WEEKLY GOSSIP. 



317 



eomposed of flesh and blood. No fancy is to 
be found anj where but in the opinions of the 
▼dume, and these are left to the mercy of any 
one who is disposed to deem them visionary. 
Sir Jonah h>ve8 liberty, hates democracy, and 
detests fanatici^. He is a loyalist and yet 
% patriot I He has once in his life time had 
his loyalty nearly overbalanced hy his patri- 
otism, and that was when the Irish parliament 
was bought and sold under the cry of the 
union ; an act whiSh he considers — as do we 
—one of the most flagrant and corrupt on the 
the records of history. Altogether these 
sketches, or this memoir of the eventful life 
of a real blood-and- bones Irishman, are full of 
interest, light and grave ; and the book can- 
not fail to be extremely popular. 

— Messrs. Thomas <Sb Sons.— The 41st Trade 
Sale of this excellent firm commenced at their 
new sale rooms in Fourth Street, on Monday 
the 22d. The attendance of the Trade from 
all parts of the country is extremely large, 
and the bidding is very lively. The sales 
close on the 3d of September. 

— At Lichtenthal, near Baden Baden, died, 
on the 25th of June, Mr. Philip Hutchings 
Rogers, — a landscape painter of considerable 
power. He was, we believe, a native of Ply- 
mouth, in Devonshire, (Eng.) a county which 
has been more productive of artists than any 
other in Great Britain, and is equally noton- 
ous for its want of fostering care and neglect 
of their efibrts. 

— The sudden death of Abraham Woodside* 
the artist, in our city, his excited much re- 
mark amon^ the lovers of painting. He had 
decided gemus ; and could it have been per- 
mitted to exert its full force, he would have 
achieved a most enviable eminence. 

— A bookseller in Manchester, (Eng.) has 
set up a perambulating book store, consisting 
of a caravan, like those in which itinerant 
lions and elephants are wont to traverse the 
ooanUy in search of fairs, which is construct- 
ed, with shelves capable of holding 2,000 voh 
ornes, and stowage lor a considerable quantity. 
A tent is carried by the adventurous biblio- 
pole for the accommodation of his customers, 
— and siu-eading this in the town, he ofiers a 
shady lounge imd a temporary reading-room 
to the scattmd population. 

— A correspondent of the National Intelligen- 
cer, reported to be good and true, pledges 
himself to be " one of two hUndred to sub- 
scribe $1,000 each for the sacred purpose" of 
purchasing Mount Vernon. The proposition, 
IS coupledf with some, in our times, rather 
unpopular restrictions, viz : " That the re- 
maimng one hundred and ninety-nine shall bo 
Amerimn bom and true, and likewise that no 
Young America shall have part or lot in the 
matter, neither foreign or American bom." 



— Twelve to fifteen thousand dollars hav- 
already been collected in Philadelphia, in be- 
half of the Howard Association of New Or- 
leans, for the relief of the suff*erers by the 
yellow fever. This is a highly credi table fact 

— We have received the second edition of a 
" Premium Essay on Agricultural Education," 
from the pen of Edmund Ruffin Esq., of Vir- 
ginia. The pamphlet is published in a neat 
style by J. W. Randolph, of Richmond, and 
well repays reading. 

— The work of arranging the books is still 
going on at the Astor Library , New York, un- 
der the direction of Mr. Ccgswcll, aided by 
two assistants, who are engaged upon the cata- 
logue. It will be several weeks before it is 
opened. ,, The library is the largest out of Eu- 
rope. 

— G. P. Putnam <Sb Co., have published the 
second and third numbers of their illustrated 
Record of the New York Crystal Palace Ex- 
hibition, a work which is every way worthy 
of that great and peculiar enterprise. The 
illustrations are exquisitely done, while the 
letter press, as to manner and matter, is of 
the best character. 

— At Mortlake, Surrey, (England) resided 
one Colston, a merchant well known for his 
extensive charities. He founded a school at 
Bristol, where the boys wear a brass dolphin 
on their breasts in commemoration, as it is re- 
ported, of his preservation from foundering 
at seay by a doljphin stopping a hole tn the ship^ 
while hi' was on his homeward voyage from 
the Indies, 

— Man is the chef d^c^ure of creation. Who 
says so ? Man. 

— There is a comet now visible in the north- 
west. It will be found early in the evening 
just above the horizon. A "star gazer" 
says : it presents a well defined nucleus, of 
the brightness of a star of the third magni- 
tude, with a beautiful tail, like a fine brush, 
about two degrees in length, as seen by a 
telescope of moderate power. The tail is dis- 
tinctly visible to the unassisted eye, but a 
common spy-glass renders it much more ap- 
parent, i^ofessor Bond of the Cambridge 
Universi^, says of this heavenly wonder : its 
nucleus is of the brightness of a star of the 
third magnitude — a tail of one or two degrees 
in length can also be distinguished, extending 
upward. This interesting object has been ol^ 
served by Astronomers for one or two months 
past, during which time it has been gradually 
mcreasing in brightness. Its distance from 
the sun is now thirty millions of miles : but 
from the earth it is two or three times more 
remote." 

— The poet Moore's correspondence was lately 
sold at auction in London, and knocked down 



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to a variety of bidders, so that it is irrecover- 
ably scattered, in all probability. Tt brought 
an insignificant sum. The Athenaum thinks 
it would be curious to reflect on the fate of a 
poet's papers. Gray's, after sixty years of no- 
fleet, are now mounted on drawing paper, 
bound in the richest sea-green morocco, imd 
inclosed in purple cases of the same material. 
Bums's correspondence with Thomson's forms 
part of the far-famed Ashbumham MSS. Cow- 
ley's letters were destroyed by Sprat, because 
the Bishop thought them too good for publi- 
cation. The sweepings of Pope's study are 
known to have contained literary treasures 
now entirely lost : — while the long-lost trea- 
tise of Milton — the paper that settled the ques- 
tion of the character of his religion — was 
found within our own time in the State Pa- 
per Office, and published by the desire and at 
the expense of a King of England. 

— Professor AKDBRsoNlate of New York, has 
been elected to, and has acepted, the office of 
President of the Rochester University. The 
Daily Union of that city says: — "Prof. An- 
derson graduated at Waterville, Me., in 1840, 
and was chosen Professor in that College in 
1842, which office he filled nine years. Lat- 
terly, he has been widely known as the editor 
of the New Hampshire Baptist Recorder.^'' 

— A fourth edition of Simms' drama, " Nor- 
man Maurice," has just been published by 
Messrs. Lippincott Grambo & Co., of our 
city. It is a better reading than acting play. 

— ** Current Notes" informs us of the cele- 
brated Archbishop Abbot who was bom at 
Guildford **at tne first house over the 
bridge," that his mother dreamt "if she 
could eat a pike, her son would be a great 
man." The good woman tried hard accord- 
ingly to satisfy her longing, and "accidentally 
takine up some of the river water that ran 
^ dose by the house in a pai^. she caught the 
much desired banquet, dressed it, and de- 
voured it almost all. This odd affair made 
no small noise in the neighbourhood, and the 
curiosity of it made several people of quality 
offer to be sponsors to the child. This their 
poverty accepted joyfully, and three were 
chosen, who maintained him at school and 
afteawards at college. This dream was at- 
tested to me by the minister and several of 
the most sober inhabitants of the place. 

— The word "Classic" is derived from the 
Latin word "classis" or from "classicum" 
which was a trumpet or instrument used -to 
call the people together to hear the pieces re- 
hearsed in the amphitheatre, where authors 
formerly recited or read their compositions. 
By the word is generally understood the 
writings of the Greeks and Romans, though 
in its widest sense it signifies the stands^ 
and elegant works in any language. 



— A ytmng lady of Boston, who mx nKmths 
ago was sent to Paris by a number of her 
friends, to complete her musical education, 
has lately been awarded the second priee for 
her proficiency. Many of her competitors 
had been studying in the same school for 
years, and even the teacher did not consider 
her a candidate for a higher prize than the 
third. The Judges, however, over whom M. 
Auber presided, decided she was entitled to 
the second. 



EDITORS^ SANS SOUCI. 



; QUITS IN OBK4ANO. | 

' — We notice many articles goixjg the rounds ' 
I of the press, which appeared originally in I 
I The Bizabre, and whica, in the majority of ! 
I cases, if credited at all, are attributed to an 
I incorrect source. For instance : Arthur's 
I Home Gazette publishes " A pretty Incident," 
i which appeared onginally in The Bizabbe 
I four or five months since, and which is at- | 
tributed to " a Boston paper." Of course our 
I accomplished and popular friend, the editor 
, of the Gazette, is not to blame here, any more 
than was he of the Register when he puUisbed 
our article on Thomas Carlyle, credi ted to the 
London Bizarre : in other words, both gentle- 
men found the false credit manufactured to 
their hands. Apropos of the Home Gazette: 
it has just entered on the fourth volume, and i 
under more promising circumstances than [ 
ever. It is a well-conducted paper : jost the | 
one which ought to be popular at the fireside. 
No impure thought ever stains its o<dumD8, 
and they are ever fresh with the best produo- ' 
tions of Mr. Arthur's prolific and perished < 
pen. We congratulate him, and all oonceraed, 
on the decided success which the Gtozette en- 
joys, and which, for what we have said above, 
it well deserves. 

VBRV OHKAP. 

— The Editor of one of the big Philadelphia 
Newspapers lately informed his readers that as ; 
soon as a certain chain of rail-roads was com- • 
pleted, the people of Oswego (N. Y.) would j 
get coal from Pennsplvania one hundred ptr | 
cenf cheaper than at present ! This prospect | 
of cheap fuel must be very gratifying to the 
people of Oswego. Soon afterwards a tailor 
m our city advertised in the same paper, that j 
he was prepared to funJish clothing to his pa- ! 
trons two hundred per cent cheaper than it | 
could be obtained at any other store in the | 
city ! When fuel can be got for nothing and / 
clothing is given to people who are paid the , 
value of it for taking it from the tailor's we 
may reasonably look for the Millenium. 

NONaKNaK Of> THK NKv^faf^^p>av«a. 

— A paragraph is going the ronnds bating • 
that Madame Munoz, the mother of the Queen 



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of Spain, beings desirous of haying one of her 
daughters made Qneen of one the South Ameri- 
can states, has pitched upon Mexico, as the 
country to be turned into a kingdom. 

Kine-tenths of the American editors do 
not know the difference between the Sandwich 
Islands and the Society Islands, and inrari- 
ably publish news from either under the 
heading of the other. 

A New England newspaper announces a 
claimant for an Snelish peerage as existing 
'' up that way" and adds he is adesendant of 
JSir. Isaac Newton. 

Sir. Isaac Newton was never married to 
anything, but science, 
-ri-ie PouKA. 

— Miss Leslie in her **Behavior Book" an- 
nounces that Queen Victoria, has banished 
this dance from the English Court. 

This is a mistake. At a late ball at Buck- 
ingham Palace *two polkas' formed part of the 
entertainment. 

It is fair to add. that in Europe waltzing 
is performed in a much chaster style than 
in the United States. This whofe class of 
dances, (waltzes, polkas and schottishes, iic.)' 
should be banished from decent society. 
Their tendency is to influence the passions of 
the young, which are naturally but too ex- 
citable. An old man expressed the opinion 
of every man very faithfully when he said, "I 
like the hugging part very well, but I cannot 
see any sense in the turning round,^^ 

A OOOO I DBA. 

— ^We learn that a society has recently been 
started in this city, upon the n.ode of the 
English publishing Societies, for the publica- 
tion of books relating to the American Revo- 
lution. It is expect^ that the first meeting 
will be held on the fifth of September, the 
Anniversary^ of the meeting of the First Con- 
gress. This is a most laudable undertaking, 
and we wish it all possible success. The 
books will be distributed among the members 
only ; none of them will be sold. 

-TMthtQM NA/e HAVS NOTED 

— The following is part of an advertisement 
which appeared a short time ago in a Phila- 
delphia paper. 

*' Any one of our readers in want of Iron 
Railing for Cemeteries, steps, gates, gardens, 
yards, balconies and in fact in want of every- 
thing out of which Iron is manufactured, can- 
not do better than to give Mr. S— — , a trial." 

The foUowing classical inscription appears 
on the sarcophagus at Girard College, in which 
Mr Qirard,s bones fest. 

J. AND M. BAIBD fecit, 

Mr. Girard says in his will that he does not 
recommend the teachii^ of Latin to his or- 
phan beneficiaries. They will not learn any 
from the sarcophagus. 



An elderiy officer of the navy thus expres- 
sed himself several yeKrs ago concerning a 
distinguished commodore : 

•* This Commodore is getting to be one of 
the greatest men in the United States. He's 
had two children called after him and an om- 
nibus, got himself dragontyped last week and 
offered a Sancho Pancus to General Jackson !" 

A N/IISTAKB. 

— Miss. Leslie in her " Behaviour Book" says 
that no one writes upon ruled paper. It would 
have been nearer the mark to say that about 
one person in five hundred writes upon paper 
that is ruled. So general has been the use of 
ruled paper, that it is very rare to find a per- 
son that can write straightly without it. 

>A^OMSN ROUTiOlANS. 

— Cobbett does not appear to have had a 
great admiration for female politicians and 
warriors. In the preface to one of his pamph- 
lets he says '* If you are of that sex, vulgarly 
called the fair, but which ought always to be 
called the divine, let me beseech you, if you 
value your charms, to proceed no farther. 
Politics is a mixture of anger and deceit, and 
these are the mortal enemies of beauty. The 
instant a lady turns politician, farewell the 
smiles, the dimples, the roses; the graces 
abandon her, and age sets his seal on her 
front. We never find Hebe, goddess ever 
fair and ever young, chattering politics at 
the table of the gods; and though Venus 
once interposed in behalf of her beloved Paris ? 
the spear of Diomede taught her to '* tremble 
at the name of arms." And have we not a 
terrible exam];de of recent, very recent date ? 
I mean that of the unfortunate Mcarv Wolston^ 
craft. It is a well known fact tnat when 
that political lady began The Ri^ts of Wo- 
men, she had as fine black hair as you would 
wish to see, and that before the second sheet 
of her work went to the press, it was turned 
as white, and a great deal whiter than her 
skin." 

Is this last statement corroborated by any 
other writer? It is evident that Cobbett 
would not have been dected an honorary 
member of the Syracuse Convention. 

NOT OON/1S»i-;N/ieEN'rAR'V. 

— Weld, an Englishman who travelled in the 
United States in the year 1799, gives the fol- 
lowing pictures of the character of the Phil- 
adelphians. No one will accuse him of flat- 
tery in the picture : 

*' It is a remark, very generally made, not 
only by foreigners, but also bv persons from 
other parts of the United States that the 
Philadelphians are extremely deficient in hos- 
pit^ty and politeness toward strangers. 
Amongst the uppermost circles in Philadel- 
I^iia, pride, haughtiness and ostentation are 
conspicuous ; and it seems as if nothing 



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ooald make them happkr than that an Order 
of Nobility should bfc established by which 
they might be exalted above th«r fellow-citi- 
Eens, as much as they are in their own con- 
ceit. In the manners of the people in general, 
there ib a coolness and reserve, as if they 
were suspicious of some designs against them, 
which chills to the very heart those who 
come to visit them." 

Cobbett, after quoting the above passage, 
adds a few more touches to the likeness in his 
peculiar style. A Philadelphia jury had just 
given a verdict for $5,000 against him for a 
libel upon Dr. B. Rush. 

*' The Native Philadelphians, in general, 
arc the most suspicious, envious, haughty and 
yet mean characters that ever existed upon 
the face of the earth. They are lazy, indo- 
lent and above their occupations, from which 
cause, foreigners and people from the eastward 
supplant them in every branch of business, 
and prow rich, while the natives are daily fall- 
ing into onbarrassments, poverty and insig- 
nificance. Hence they naturally become en- 
vious and spiteful with respect to foreigners : 
and yet were it not for the industry and en- 
terprise of foreigners and people from the east- 
ward, their city would soon be without trade." 

Of the Baltimoreans and New-Yorkers, Mr. 
Weld formed a more favorable opinion. He 
says, ** with a few exceptions, the inhabitants 
of Baltimore are all engaged in trade, which 
is closely attended to. They arc mostly plain 
people, sociable however amongst themselves, 
and very friendly and hospitable towards 
strangers." 

New-York — " From Long Island I returned 
to this city ; which the hospitality and friend- 
ly civilities I have experienced, in common 
with other strangers from its inhabitants, in- 
duce me to rank as the most agreeable place 
in the United States ; nor am I singular in 
this opinion, there being scarcely any traveller 
I have conversed with, but what gives it the 
same preference." 

BUSINESS fk/ISN/IS. 

— Col. Wm. H. Maurigb has returned once 
more to his post, at 123 Chestnut Street, be- 
ing brought back by the re-opening of busi- 
ness, and the monster stationery sales of 
Mess. Thomas and Sons. Maurice made large 
purchases at these sales, and of course has a 
larger and richer stock than ever. He has 
added, we learn, to his collection of blank- 
books. The specimens of this work placed 
by him at the New York Crystal Palace are 
exceedingly beautiful. 

— We call attention to the announcements of 
the Drs. Hunter, which may be found in our 
advertising columns. The cures of consump- 
tion effected by these gentlemen are said to be 
marvellous. 



— Congress Hall, in oar city, under the di- 
rection of the present proprietors, is rapidly 
attaining the nighest position. Soutjieraen 
especially like this house ; particularly those 
who come from did Virginia. The senior pro- 
prietor, Mr. Norris, long resided in that state, 
and attained among its noble-hearted people 
an enviable popularity. 

— The Inquirer of July 30th, contains the 
following : 

**Some time since Mr. Udolpho Wolfe, of 
New York, desirous of having his famous Aro- 
matic Schiedam Schnapps passed upon by » 
proper tribunal, or in other words, determined 
that the virtues of the article should be 
thoroughly substantiated by the most unques- 
tionable testimonials from the right quarter, 
despatched to every regular member of the 
faculty throughout the Union, as well as to 
every professional chemist, whose name could 
be obtained circulars soliciting their accep- 
tance of a bottle of the Schnapps, for the pur- 
pose of testing its real medicinal qualities, 
and reporting thereupon. Of ten thousand 
or thereabouts, to whom these circulars were 
sent, four thousand accepted the offer: and 
two thousand of these have forwarded to Mr. 
Wolfe letters declaring that the Schnapps are 
all that is claimed for them, and recommending 
their general use not only as a remedial agent, 
but also as a charming and harmless beverese. 

This is certainly a strong point gained by 
Mr. Wolfe. In addition to it, however, the 
Press of the country have largely recommend- 
ed the Schnapps in their editorial columns. 
Among them we find the accomplished editor 
of the New York Medical Gazette, Dr. Reese. 
The Doctor is not satisfied with an unquali- 
fied endorsement of the excellence of the 
Schnapps, by the way, but publicly invites a 
discussion, in his columns, on the subject of 
their use and the use of alcoholic mixtures, 
medicinally. Physicians, therefore, who have 
not replied to Mr. Wolfe's request, hare an 
opportunity of doing so in a widely circulated 
medical print. Let them act as their o^ 
judgment and conscience dictated. Mr. Wolfe 
does not ask them to approve of the SchDa(n)S 
if they do not approve of them : but he thinks 
he has a right to claim that they shall also 
give their reasons for the same. 

— Oakford, it should be remembered, comes 
out with his new autumn fashions on the first 
of September. It will be the cynosure of aD 
eyes, as a matter of course. The varioos 
styles of hats brought out in our city are al- 
ways beautiful; and among them Oakford's 
always shine. His new store in Fisher's 
Building, 168 Chestnut Street, is one of the 
handsomest things on the continent ; so SDOch 
of a feature, we hear, in our cit^, that it is 
often the subject of conversation m Paris and 
London. 



THOUGHTS ON AN ALBUM. 



321 



"Beuuuc, Bilvrsi, wiut sat toc, Madcap r^—Faryw^or 



limn. 



FOR TBB WBIK tSrVHyG 

BATURDAT, SBPTBMBER 3cl, 1853. 

t 

THOUOHTS ON ANT ALBUM. 

In my youthful days, every school-girl 
owned an album, for which the contributions 
of friends were urgently solicited, and valued 
either as original productions, or merely as a 
remembrance of tne writer. How distinctly 
do I recollect the few days preceeding vaca- 
tion, when tokens of friendship were exchang- 
ed, with assurances of undying affection, and 
locks of hair were severed from shining 
tressed, as mementos of the happy hours we 
had spent together, as travellers along the 
paths of learning ! From one desk to another, 
were passed albums, and comnoon-place books, 
to receive the autographs of those who were 
tbont to separate, having ** finished their ed- 
ucation." School-girl friendships are prov- 
erbially of short duration, and we cannot 
wonder that distance, time, and the various 
trials, and changes of existence, should often 
obliterate the traces of an affection, not very 
deeply rooted. There are many, however, 
who have been intimate companions in the 
school-room, who continue their social inter- 
course for years, and such friendships possess 
a charm, which cannot be thrown around 
those formed later in life. 

The leaves of a well filled album afford 
material for reflections of a varied nature, 
occasioned by the grave, or gay, the serious, 
or the sentimental nature of their contents. 
A tolerably correct estimate of the taste and 
character of the writers, might be drawn from 
such a volume. This article was suggested, 
by a glance at one page of my well-worn al- 
bum, on which are inscribed simply the names 
of a party of friends, assembled one evening, 
a few years ago. A drawing was made, to 
represent a number of cards, thrown upon the 
paper, and on these,, each individual wrote 
his or her name. Loolnng at these signatures, 
I could not avoid mentally tracing the his- 
tory of the writers, and reflecting on the 
chimges, wrought by the flight of a few years. 

One of the number, Clara L , was the 

most beautiful of the group ; and no sybil, 
gating on her "form of life and light," 
as she moved gracefully through the dance, 
or listening to the unusual sweetness of her 
voice, as she sane a favorite melody, would 
have predicted oUier than a brilliant destiny 



for so fair a being. MtLnj were the eyes rest- 
ing on her with admiration, that night, and 
one was present, who loved her with all the 
ardour of his noble soul. I remember that he 
pertinaciously insisted on inscribing his name 
directly under hers, in my album, where it 
now stands, as if he anticipated linking them 
together for life. His hopes were never realiz- 
ed however, for Clara's heart was given to one 
far less deserving of such a tceasure. Her 
friends remonstrated in vain, and the sacrifice 
was made, as it has often been, of a loving 
and faithful heart, to the keeping of a selfish 
and unprincipled tyrant. 

Soon after her marriage, Clara removed, 
with her husband, to a great distance from 
all her early friends, and relinquished many 
of the comforts of life, and the pleasures of 
refined social intercourse. I never heard any 
authentic intelligence of her welfare, until 
the dreadful tidings came, that he, who had 
sworn to protect and cherish this gentle crea- 
ture, hadj>roved faithless, and finally desert- 
ed her. For several years, her life had been 
a prolonged agony, and when she was legndly 
made free from her husband, she sought peace 
and seclusion within the walls of a convent. 
It is painful to imagine the discipline, which 
could have so crushed her joyous nature, as 
to destroy every social afiection, and induce 
her to renounce the world forever. It is sad 
for me to picture to myself that lovely form, 
clothed in the saUe garments of a nun, and 
those tresses, once so beautiful, all concealed 
under the close head dress, and to fancy I 
hear her touching notes joining in the chants 
to the Virgin. He, who had bestowed upon 
Clara his best affections, and was coldly re- 
pulsed, wandered to a southern clime, and 
was there actively engaged for sometime in 
scientific pursuits of great value, t While ab- 
sent' from his residence, on one of his explor- 
ing rambles, an accident suddenly terminated 
his existence, in a most painful manner. He 
died, far from home ; yet, there were those 
around him, who sympathized deeply with 
his sufferings, and faithfulhr transmitted to 
his relatives his messages of"^ love and conso- 
lation. A few weeks ago, while walking 
through one of our rural cemeteries, my eye 
rested on a monument, almost concealed by 
luxuriant vines, and beauiiful climbing roses, 
and on approaching nearer, to read the in- 
scription, I was startled to find the name of 

Edward H . 

Such is the sad history of two of the mem- 
bers of that little circle, to which I have al- 
luded. Another, after a short season of hap- 
Einess, with the husband of her choice, was 
rought home, to her father's house, to die. 
It was late in the autumn, that she passed 
away from earth, and I felt that all who knew 
her, would lament " that one so lovely, should 
have a life so brief." 



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«' Y«t not unznoei It seemed, tbat one, 

Like that young friend of oun. 
So gentle, and to beautiful, 

Should perish with the flowers." 

Others, whose names are inscrihed on my 
album *s page, are still living, and as yet no 
cloud has darkened the sunshine of their 
days. The signature of Julia S., recalls to 
my memory the pensive features of one, who 
has recently been most favourably received by 
the public, as a young poetess of unusual 
merit. Her companions always regarded her 
a£ an eccentric being, and some hesitated not, 
to express their dislike of what they consider- 
ed affected peculiarities. I do not believe 
that any one of them suspected, that she pos- 
sessed talents of any description. Her poeti- 
cal genius i^as soon devdoped however, and, 
receiving liberal encouragement from those to 
whom her first efforts were confided, she has 
already become one of the female writers of 
this country, who promise to win for them- 
selves a high position. At an evening partv, 

last winter, I met Julia S , and could 

with difficulty realize the fact of her identity, 
with the pale, melaachdv looking creature, I 
had formerly known. I^ whole expression^ 
had entirely changed ; the light of conscious 
genius sparlded in her dark eyes, and the evi- 
dences of a cultivated intellect, were visible 
in every word and gesture. May the auspic- 
ioos commencement of her literary career, 
prove the precursor of still greater triumphs 
in the world of lettm:s, and may she find, 
what is far more essential to woman's happi- 
neas, — undisturbed enjoyment in domestic 
hfe. 

I might, in this manner, continue the his- 
tory, of each of those whose names suggested 
this sketch, but enough has been written to 
show the vicissitudes experienced during the 
lapse of a few years. , Who shall venture to 
predict the fiiture career of those now happy 
in the ^ijoyment of all that the heart bol<is 
most dear. 

THE YAOOOMOOO MAIDEN. 

We announced last week a new book, just 
published by Herman Hooker, of this city, 
written by the Rev. Harvey Stanley, of Ma- 
ryland, and entitled "Pilate and Herod, a 
tale illustrative of the early history of the 
Church of England, in the Province of Mary- 
land." It it a work which contains a vast 
amount of information connected with its 
subject ; while the highly polished, and truly 
pious author, presents romantic features, 
which, as will oe found by those who read, I 
are exceedingly exciting in their character. | 

As a specimen of these last, and of the happy ; 
style in which they arc presented, we extract 
the story " Adaratha the Yaocomoco Maiden." 



" Adaratha was the grand-dughter of the 
Weromance, or chief of the Taocomoco In- 
dians, from whom Leonard Calvert purchased 
first the sight of the city of St. Mary's, and 
afterwards the territory of tWrty miles, which 
he named Augusta, Caroline County. On St 
John's creek, which ran north by east of the 
town, was the wigwam of her parents, and it 
is probable that *' the simple annals" of the 
poor aborigines, if they had been preserved, 
would tell a tale worth the treasuring. The 
deep woods of a native forest threw their 
shadows around the lowly cabin. Indian 
children played on the green bank that over- 
hung the creek. A simple hearted and indus- 
trious Indian woman worked a little patch of 
maize near the cabin. The father was (rften 
seen in his canoe upon the river : while the 
deer skins, which clothed the family, told 
that his archery had taken fatal effects on the 
game which then abounded. Their creed 
embraced little more than a belief in the 
Great Spirit, who spoke to them in the rolling 
thunder and the howling storm ; and in a 
supposed demon, Okee, whom they thought 
it safe to propitiate by pmyers and sacrifices 
on certain days in the year : acknowlcdgiDg 
even in their heathendom what some called 
Christians appear not to own, that relipon 
must have sacrifices and recurring festivals. 
The even tenor of their life however was oc- 
casionally broken in upon by incursions of the 
dreadful Susquehannoks ; which never failed 
to spread alarm through the tribe ; for then the 
forests were lighted up with the fires of burning 
cabins, then many a family mourned its stay 
and staff just struck down by the spoiler, as a 
towering oak is levelled by the blast ; and 
such members of the Yaocomoco tribe, as 
were scattered over the country, on a last oc- 
casion of this kind, like sheep dismayed bv 
the onslaught of the wolf, fled with their ef- 
fects to their main settlement of Yaocomoco ; 
afterwards, the plain of St. Mary's City. Bat 
the tribe had not been concentrated here Icmg 
before a i^ed Indian squaw, under the inspir- 
ation, it was believed, of a Divine Spirit, went 
from cabin to cabin, crying out ; ** The eagle 
of Yaocomoco will become the prey of the buz- 
zards of the Susquehannoks, if he remains 
here in his nest. He must build again where 
the lofly pines wave near the mouth of the 
Potomac." The Powah, or conjurer- woman, 
then stated that the other mormng, she stood 
looking up Yaocomoco big water, — all was 
calm. Tne river lay smooth as ice. Sie 
heard a noise, and saw a smoke go up, as if 
the Great Spirit was kindling his council-fire 
in the deep water. She then looked again, 
and though a moment before it was clear, a 
big black cloud stood so near the river's sur- 
face that an Indian arrow might have been 
shot above it. Soon the cloud passed away. 
The Powah next said, she called at the wig- 



THE YAOCOMOCO MAIDEN. 



wam of the Sagamore of the tribe. The 
chief *s head was thrown down, his eyes look- 
ed red from weeping, and he would say 
nothing to her. She tamed to go out. On 
reaching the cabin-door, and looking upon the 
' pUin where the wigwams of the tribe lay like 
as many tents, to ner great amazement she 
saw no smoke curling up from them. She 
rubbed her eyes, doubting their report ; and 
lo ! the wigwams were now not to be seen : 
but on the ];^ain of Yaocomoco, rose up a big 
mound. Surdy the Yaocomocos had passed 
finoiu their hunting ground. And their bones 
lay with those of their forefathers ! The Po- 
wikh.^8 tale was believed. Ic betokened eril 
to the tribe. They must move away lest so 
sad a catastrophe should be&ll them. Like 
all fktalists, though believing that coming 
events cast Uioir shadows before, yet were 
enough to try to run away from them. Now 
while this movement was going on, two big 
canoes, Leonard Calvert's ships, ''The Ark 
and Dove," resembling by their white suls 
birds of the water, first came up St. Mary's 
rirtr. The Indians hurried to the river's 
brink, wonder struck, and, as the vessels 
moored bdow the brow of St. Mary's hill, 
between Ghurchpoint and Key Swamp, the 
natives formed mto a long, black and dense 
line of anxious and inquiring spectators. The 
sails of the two pinnaces were unfurled, and 
the booming of a cannon from the deck of the 
Ark, sent consternation to the natives. Two 
boats were manned, and made for the shore. 
Strangers from a strange land had come to 
visit them. A treaty was entered into. The 
Yaocomocos parted with their lands, hunting 
grounds, and waters ; and with the bones of 
their ancestors, (a respect for the dead worth 
the white man's imitation. They left the 
village of Yaocomoco never to return. But 
Ad^ratha's father did not accompany the 
great caravaserai in their removal to another 
hooie. He settled in Poplar Hill Hundred, in 
order perhaps to be near to his old hunting 
grounds. 

Rere Adaratha was bom, and here she grew 
-m a sweet, wild flower in her native woods, 
Tae arrow was not straighter than her figure, 
the raven^s feathers were not darker than her 
hair, the eagle's eye was not keener than her 
her glance, nor was the goddress who breathes 
in stone, more Sjrmmetrical in form than she 
was, when in first conscious womnnhood she 
stood beneath the spreading poplars before 
her Other's cabin. Like other ladies, who 
love to recount the slaughter they have made, 
she afterwards occasioiMlly spolie of the ^rc- 
posititions whidi different red warrior's had 
made for her hand ; and which she, without 
waiting hw father's response, alwi^rs dashed 
with the remark : *< The eaglet of laooomoco 
ifl too yodng to leave her moUier's nest, and 
make one of her own." About this time. 



however, a visitor, or new comer, appeared at 
Adaratha 's cabin. Croshaw, a young chief 
of the Piscataways, who lived near what has 
since become the site of the city of Washing- 
ton, had been out with some braves of his 
tribe for some days on a hunt : and during 
the time they had both hunted and slaughter- 
ed till the hunters, wearied, determined to 
return. Oroshaw, however, who had never 
rambled so &r before to the South, proposed 
to his COD panions to follow the course of the 
Potomac on to its month . They objected to the 
impracticability of the attempt, alleging that 
deep rivers, such as the Mutawoman, the Nan- 
jamoy, the Wicomico, and the Yaocomoco, 
would intercept his progress. But Croshaw 
thought differently, and burning with somex 
thing of the fever which drove Columbus to 
to discover a new world, and Mungo Park to 
penetrate the interior of Africa, determined 
to try the journey alone. To his gratification 
he found that an Indian path led off from the 
course of the Potomac, and pursued a South- 
east direction; and, as he knew, from the 
accounts which had reach him of the country, 
that the Patomac on the one side, the Patux- 
ent on the opposite, and the Chesapeake on 
the third, so enclosed the country as to make 
it a peninsula, he judged that this Indian path 
must be on the back bone of the peninsula, 
where it was not likely his progress would 
be obstructed by rivers oi any depth. 
His conjectures was correct. On the third 
day he had passed down low as what now is 
known as Leonardstown, the county seat; 
and was in the neighborhood of Beaver Dam ( 
when a large beaver, coming up from a branch 
with a fish in its mouth, crossed the Indian 
path ; and was ascending the hill as Cro^iaw 
saw him. He pursued, the beaver dropt the 
fish, and Croshaw concluded from the size of 
the latter that the river must be near. He 
turned a little aside to the left : and, thread- 
ing his way without much difficulty or 
further adventures, (the forests being open 
enough to drive a carriage in it, and the sun 
informing him of the points of the heavens,) 
he kept a south-east course. That night he 
reach^ a noble spring, which gushed out fitxn 
under a very large tuUp poplar. About ten feet 
from the ground Croshaw observed that two 
large limbeinterlocked, and than ran parallel 
to each other, and thus fwrned a rustic couch. 
He might sleep in comparative security and 
comfort. He made his body fast with his 
wampum belt to one of the limbs, and as his 
walk had been long and fatiguing, and his 
couch was more agreeable than it had been 
for some days, he overslept himself the next 
morning. < 

The sun was about rising, and hairing un- 
fastened his bdt he was in the act of descend- 
ing, when his quick eair caught the sound <^ 
advancang footste|Mi. Though fond of danger* 



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BIZARRE. 



he Wfts too mnch of an Indian to be off his 
guard. Shielding his person so as not to be 
seen, and taking care to see himsdf, he saw 
Adaratha coming towards the sprinefrom her 
mother's wigwam, which was <m we hill in 
sight. She had a backet made oat of a gnm, 
and, not conscioas of being observed, was 
aboat filling it with water, as Croshaw leapt 
down from his concealment ; and so near to 
the maiden as almost to touch her. Her first 
impulse was to drop her backet, and run. 
But by gestures, and in a tone and manner 
the most respectful, he begged her not to go. 
He then, in the Piscatawaj dialect, told her 
who he was, and how he came there ; and, 
taking off his richly beaded wampum belt, as 
a token of his good faith, and as an evidence 
of his rank and wealth, asked her to take it 
to her parents, v Adaratha yielded. They 
walked in company to her mother's cabin, and 
Croshaw, as they went along, said to himself: 
** My ioumey has ended. Here's an attrac- 
tion above the sight of the bi? water, the 
Chesepeake. For beautiful to him was the 
the maiden in her Indian costume and simple 
garb : while he, doubtless in a garb as simj^e, 
his face painted and mimic iMsard drawn in 
lines from his mouth to his ears, — his black 
hair tied round with a fillet, — and his dear 
skin pallium suspended behind, and covering 
the bodj^in front as an apron, may have made 
him seem as attractive to her. For fashion 
is every thing and our taste readily yields in 
in accommodation to it. A few words briefly 
and fitly spoken, after he had delivered the 
wampum-belt to Adaratha 's father sufficiently 
introduced him. The Piscataways and the 
Taocomocos were allies, and there were no na- 
tional prejudices in the way. Croshaw was 
allowed to build his cabin on the same hill. 
None of the formalities, with which society 
among as and in Europe has so properly 
guarded the intercourse between tl^ sexes, 
were known to these simple children of the 
forest. Their love found a voice and inter- 
preter in the wild rose bud, in the sweet 
south wind that rocked it on its stem, and 
wafted to them its fragrance, in the li^ttiiat 
iriayed on the dew-drop, leaf and water, in 
the joyous melody of spring, in the cheering 
laugh of the maisse as it grew in the midsum- 
mer's sun, in the rainbow that, arched the 
brow of the east after a storm, in the stars, 
and moon that shed their silvery light upon 
them, and in the soothing night wind tliat 
coming over the forest seemed burdened 
with love's touching plaint If music from 
her magic cell had passed her fingers over (he 
epdls (7 her wonderoas instmment,' she could 
not have discoursed more eloquently. With 
the bud of the eglantine he told his love, and 
she by acoeptinff it smiled upon him. The 
paveats smoked the calumet, and their tend- 
ering it to him made known their adoption of 



him as their son. A lively dance around a 
pole before a cabin, a short time thereafter of 
Indian maidens and braves from the Patnxent 
were the merry-makings of the In-idal. Cro- 
shaw and Adaratha then moved to the head- 
land, whither Parson Crordon had Just landed. 

Croshaw distinguished himsdf aft^wards 
in an engagement with the Susqaehannoka, 
and as a hunter, was not matchea by any of 
his new friends the Patuxent Indians. 

His marriage however, to Adaratha, great- 
ly offended the Patuxent chief, who had wish- 
ed to wed the maiden himself. But it was 
not politic to break with Croshaw, and the 
Patuxei^ chief, till a fitting time, thov^t it 
best to keep up the outward seeming of 
friendship. The former rivals often hunted 
together, and the hatchet of personal ill-will 
seemed to have been buried. Years glided by, 
and with the stream floated on also the dan 
passions of that past which made this stream 
angry and dark. Young braves, in whose 
veins flowed the blood of Croshaw and Ada- 
ratha, stood around Croshaw's cabin door; 
and a lovdy daughter, who inherited the im- 
age and received the name of her mother with 
her arms folded on her breast, in interesting^ 
blushing girlhood, looked in the placid waters 
that washed the headland, and saw in it their 
blue depths an occasional sparkle a wide 
and beautiful world. To her it seemed doubt- 
less to be a world, where trees of colossal 
magnitude and dazzling foliage made forest of 
interminable length ; were rivers and cre^ 
rolled on majestically, or crept in luxurioas 
ease, and in wavy lines through the country, 
and where cool retreats arched over by vin^ 
and adorned by flowers of endless variety, 
beautiful and fragrant all abounded. But 
time, which softens and wears away every 
stone, only hardens the heart of a savage, 9jA 
makes that to be stone which before was day, 
that might be tonpered, in savage breasts. 

The sun had gone down. It was an eve in 
April. Parson Benjamin Nobbes, Bir. Gor- 
don's predecessor, with his family were seat- 
ed at the supper table. Nice warm rolls, a 
luxury more often seen south than north, and 
very rardy at the scant and beggarly fii^iioQ- 
able tea tables in our cities, andsome charm- 
ing stewed oysters were smoking on the table. 

<'Ah !" said the rector, looking evident 
pleasure at the supper, ** this is well thoo^ 
of, Betsey. My long ride has given me aa 
appetite, and I ieel that I could do justice to 
warm rolls, and a fine dish of oysters. But," 
he added, " either it is warm or I am heated. 
With your permission I will open the door;" 
to the west, which looked towards CrodMiw^ 
headland, and beyond it to the Potooaae 
river. ** James," addressing a coloored ser- 
vant who stood in waiting, "where did you 
get these oysters ? Two at them wUl i 
more than one of my hands." 



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325 



'* Up the coye sir, jam by the poplar sprhig, 
sir/' replied the tho domestic. 

'* Stop mj man,'' waving his hand signifi* 
eantlj to the servant, and holding a mammoth 
oyster impaled on his fork, which he was in 
the act of carrying in his mouth, — " what 
soond is that ? Can it be that any revellers 
from St. Mary's have come all the way round 
Herring Creek to give us a serenading ? or is 
it meant for you, my daughter ?" addressing 
a young lady who sat near him to the right. 

The young lady declared her ienorance, the 
wife look evently uncomfortaUe, regarding 
the tones as ominous of evil and the servant 
Jim, with his face like the title of tragic 
volume, said: **Dem aint no serenaders, 
massa. Dem 'aint no music performed by 
human nature neither." 

" Whatever they are," said Parson Nobbes, 
**they shall not spoil mv supper. So, Betsey, 
IT! take a second cup.'' 

A minute or so passed. There came a 
wailing sound on the west wind, which seem- 
ed as plaintive as the dying note of a heart- 
l»t)ken vocalist — expressing in it all sadness, 
and yet so piercing withal to ears that had sen- 
sibifities that it seemed to shoot through the 
nerves of Mrs. Nobbes, forcing the blood from 
the good ladies face, and so actec( upon her 
that instinctively, with shudder, she applied 
her hands to her ears, lest she might hear it 
again. 

"This is strange!" said Par.«?on Nobbes. 
" Ton are right Jim, that sound is not made 
by any serenaders : but I am not so certain 
human nature has no agency in it. I fear, 
Betsey, that human nature has too much to 
do in it, and if I hear it again I will endeavor 
to know its meaning ;" eating faster than be- 
fore, and rather now to satisfy the cravings 
of appetite that the luxurious comfort of one 
who eats at his ease and leisure. 

•* Come, my man, there is something wrong. 
Get your canoe ready," for now the wailing 
note had a wildness and sharpness about it 
that told of poignant distress. 

" Master,'' said Jim, *< dem be ghosts, or 
wild varmints." 

** Well," replied the rector, having risen 
from the table, and with cap on and staff in 
hand, prepared to go out, " what then ?" 

" Us do no good : but dey ruinate us." 

** Ah ! Jim, I see vour are a coward. But 
suppose they are ghosts : all the better : no 
harm can come to us ; and if wild varmints, 
as you call them, why, we'll take Towser and 
Antony with us, and they will make battle 
witb anv beast that may be near." 

*' Father take this gun," said the daughter, 
*' it is perhaps a bear, who has been robbed 
of her cubs : for one was seen about here last 
winter." , 

* No bear cries like that my child," said 



f Ka 1 



rvtVio 



** Taint wolves, missus, I know," said Jim, 
taking the gun, and looking carefully to see 
whether it was loaded, and there was a good 
flint in it : taking down the powder horn and 
shot bag : 

" Come," said the rector, moving out, *'call 
your dogs, Jim. Betsey, keep your doors 
and windows locked and fastened; I'll be 
back soon." The wife and daughter looked 
at him, as if they would discouraged his ven- 
turing out, and the mother said to the daught- 
er in a low tone : " Mr. Nobbes will have his 
own way. He never thinks of dknger till too 
late." The rector, however, and his man, 
with dogs Towser and Antony, had gone out, 
were soon by the creek side, and in a few 
minutes were moving in the canoe in a west 
direction, towards Croshaw's headland. 

*' This is a fine nieht for bo^es, Jim, as the 
Scotch call ghosts," said Parson Nobbes; 
" the moon's rays fall so silently on the trees 
and water, the deep shadow yonder in the grove 
looks so solemn, and the wailing sound, my 
man, makes you tremble as if you had the 
ague." The boat during this time had made 
not as much progress as the urgency of the 
case seemed to require ; for Jim rather jerk- 
ed than pulled his oars. ♦* Get away," said 
his master, becoming impatient, and taking 
the oars himself Jim rose, took his master's 
seat in the stem, and with his teeth chatter- 
ing, and his eyes open wide and looking fix- 
edly towards Croshaw's cabin, which was a 
hundred yeards off, only, and which now they 
were approaching rapidly he muttered : 

** Dim Inguns hab intercourse with all 
sorts of diabolix varmunts. Massa ower 
proudsome of him grace." A noise now be- 
tween a wail and a howl swept by them, 
sometimes sharp and piercing, and then sink- 
ing low and almost inaudibly. A light shot 
up through the trees around Croshaw's eabin, 
and the smoke in eddies round and round was 
borne first upward, and then to the left, by 
the poQuliiir currents of air, which there pre- 
vailed. Towser and Antony growled, and 
Jim with difficulty kept his seat, while his 
teeth chattered like a fulUng mill. 

"What is the matter?" said the rector, 
springing ashore, and trying to stop the loud 
lament of Adaratha, who stood by the fire with 
hands uplifted. One of the Indian children 
pointed to a canoe near, and said it had been 
drifted home, by the wind ; that there was a 
gocnl deal of blood in it, and that it was be- 
lieved Croshaw had been murdered. Two 
days thereafter the following facts were as- 
certained. 

On that day Crowshaw was fishing up the 
cove beyond the headland, when he was 
wounded by an arrow from an unseen archer 
who was on the shore. He raised himself in 
his canoe, vigorously pulled for the land. 

Ann4-Kci«» ovr/ktir Avitm i\\A anmA lt«n«i t/w\1r aMiid*t 



328 



BIZARRE. 



upon him, and as it appe 
pierced his heart. But 
chief wished 



Kred, the second shot 
as the Cameronian 



' \\ ith his back to the fl-ld, and hit feet to the ftw, 

And leaviDg !n battle no blot on bin oamei 

Look proudly to heaven from the death bed of fame." 

So Croshaw appeard to think this was no fit 
place nor manner for warriors to die in. By a 
desperate eftbrt he plunged into the water, and 
swam towards the shore : thinking also that 
in the water his body would be less exposed 
than in the boat. He was able to reach the 
shore : and on gaining the bank, his old 
enemy, thePatuxentrivfJ chieftain mentioned, 
advanced to meet him. If he counted on Cro- 
shaw 's diminished strength, he reckoned wide 
of the mark. Perhaps never lay more strength 
in Oroshaw's arm than at that moment ; with 
tomahawk raised ready to strike, he stood on 
the strand watching the enemy's monvments, 
indignant at the dastardly manner in which 
he had been assailed. The crafty Patuxent 
chief, blinded either by passion, or relying 
too confidently on Croshaw's feebleness, 
pressed on without his usual caution. The 
blow he aimed Croshaw parried. He heard 
an Indian whoop from the creek, and looked off 
for a moment to where the sound came from, 
>vhen Croshaw, availing himself of his incau- 
tion, with one blow laid the Patuxent chief at 
his feet, and then stood over him prepared to 
extinguish the spark of life on the first move- 
ment of his prostrated foe : when, all at once, 
Croshaw 's eyes became dim, his battle-axe 
fell from his grasp, and he and the Patuxent 
chief lay folded together in the embrace of 
death. The fatal arrow had done its work, 
and his life and strength lasted just long 
enough to avenge him of his adversary. 

His boat was drifted by the wind that blew 
down the cove past the headland ; and Ada- 
ratha, with forebodings of evil, saw that the 
canoe was empty, and there was blood on the 
gunnel. Hence the wailing mentioned^ hence 
the fir© to call Croshaw there if alive, and 
hence all that night, howling and wailing, she 
watched by the tire on the creek-side. An 
Indian, who was fishing that day in the neigh- 
bourhood, brought the report we have given. 
The bodies were found. The remains of the 
Patuxent chief were left to be gathered by his 
tribe, then few and scattered, or to be the 
prey of buzzards, while those of Croshsw 
were duly honored with a Christian burial, 
the chief and squaw both having been mem- 
bers of Parson Nobbes' congregation. But 
after Croshaw 's burial, the rector to his sur- 
prise found Adaratha less willing than ever 
to listen to him, and he feared much that the 
death of her husband might shake her &ith 
in the Great Spirit, for permitting an act 
which she deemed so hard. On one point he 
&iled to overoome her prejudices The prin- 

/ 



ciple of forgiveness was a sentiment whidi 
Parson Nobbes feared he had not sacoeeded 
in instilling into Adaratha's mind. For, like 
most savages, she considered it alike weak to 
forget and forgive an injury. Though the Pa- 
tuxent chief was dead, vengeance could not 
wreak itself on him, 3ret the poor creature 
could not in her heart say ^e had forgiven i 
him the cruel deed, which bereft of life her 
heart's best love, and made her a widow, and 
her children orphans. *' No, no !" she often 
said, shaking her head significantly, and her , 
dark eyes would lighten up as she would say 
it, '* me no say good to kill Croshaw. Great 
Spirit no want me love dem that kill Cro- 
shaw." 



OLD TIMES. 

The following extracts from the advertisiDg 
columns of the rennsylvcariia Gazette, of 1756, 
have been furnished us by an antiquarian 
reader. 

'' FOR TBB BNTBBTAINiaSKT OP CHB OUBIOCS. 

Mr. Kinnersley purposes to exhibit, in the 
Easter Holidays in the Apparatus Room in 
the College. A course of Experiments on 
that new Branch of Natural Philosophy, call- 
ed Electricity ; to be acccmipanied with two 
methodical Lectures on the Nature and Pro- 
perties of that wonderful Element. In each 
Lecture a number of very curious and enter- 
taining experiments will be exhibited, by 
which, among the particulars, it will be de- 
monstrated that the Electric Fire, extracted 
from the earth by the attrition of Glass or 
other Electrick Substances, (which is also 
visible when a horse is curried, or a cat% 
back stroked in the dark, in frosty weather, 
and which ladies have sometimes been fright- 
ened with, upon seeing it sparkle on some of 
their clothes, ) i s the same with lightening ; and 
in proportion to the quantity collected, will 
produce the very same effects. It win also be 
shown, how an Apparatus may be constructed, 
by which it would be in the power of man to 
collect from the earth, and discharge in one 
united stroke, moi-e lightning than is ever 
discharged from the clouds at any one time. 
A method will also be proposed and endu- 
ed by which houses, ships, &c., may be easfly 
secured from being hurt by lightening. And 
as some arc apt to doubt the lawfulness of en- 
deavoring to guard against lightning, it will 
be shown, that the doin^ it, in the manner 
proposed, can neither be chargable with pre- 
sumption, nor be inconsistent with any of the 
Principles of Natural or Revealed lUdigkHi. 
As the knowlege of Nature tends to enfiim 
thehtmian mind, and give us more nofck, 
more grand and exalted ideas of the Andior 
of Nature, and if well pursued, seldom fiuls 
of producing something usefiil to man ; tis 



OLD TIMK,— MONT BLANC. 



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hoped these Lectures may be thought worthy 
of Regard and Encouragement, by some who 
hare not had the opportunity of attending 
ihem. The first Lecture to be on Monday, 
the 19th instant ; the second on Tuesday ; to 
begin precisely at Eleven o'clock in the Fore- 
noon : and to be repeated again, on the 
Thursday and Friday following. 

Those who plea»e to attend on Monday or 
Thursday half an hour before Eleven, may be 
oitertained with some curious Experiments 
made with the Air Pump: and Mr. Kinnersley's 
house in Market Street. Price half a doUar 
for each Lecture. 

DESERTERS. 

Deserters from his Majesty's 44th Regiment, 
conraoanded by the Honorable Colonel Gage. 

Daniel Hogeland, son of Derrick Hogeland 
Esq. ; (an Assembl3rman for the County of 
Bucks.) 21 years of age, 5 feet 9 inches 
high. SAMUEL HOBSON. 



Philadelphia, April 15th, 1756. 
Whereas in the last Paper, No. 1424, by an 
Advertisement concerning deserters from his 
Majesty's Service, signed Samuel Hobson, 
Daniel Hogeland, Son of me the Subscriber, 
Derrick Hogeland, is therein named as one of 
the said Deserters. Now I the said Derrick 
Hogeland, do hereby give notice that my said 
son, was not duly inUsted in his Majesty's 
Service (as hath this day been fullyvpfovjod 
before the Honorable William Allen, E^juire, 
Chief Justice of this Province,) and that he 
hath been accordingly, cleared from such im- 
putation, and that the said Advertisement, so 
far as relates to my said son, is false, and 

1 without the least foundation of Truth. 

DERRICK HOGELAND, 

, Of the County of Bucks. 

SKyEK HUNDRED DOLLARS REWARD. 

Notice is hereby given, that the sum of 
' seven hundred pieces of eight is raised by 
subscription, among the inhabitants of the 
' City of Philadelphia, and now oflfered. with 
approbation of his Honour the Governor, as a 
reward for any person who shall bring into 
this City, the Heads of SHINGAS and Cap- 
tain JACOBS, chiefs of the Delaware Indian 
Nation ; or three hundred and fifty pieces of 
eight for each, provided that due proof is 
made of being the real heads of said Shingas 
or Captain Jacobs, they having received many 
favors from this Government, and now treach- 
erously deserted our interest, and become the 
principal instruments in alienating the &f!ec- 
) tions of the Indians from his Majesty and the 

People of this Province. 
I N. B. It is expected that this subscrip- 
j tion will soon be considerable increased. 



• MONT BLANC. 

Albert Smith, has just published in London, 
a pleasant little book, giving an account of his 
ascent of Mont Blanc. He embodies therein a 
compilation of facts, and a collection of narra- 
tives concerning the great mountain, which 
are reputed to be exceedingly entertaining, 
with the reprint of a graphic letter addressed 
to Mr. Aiiand of Geneva, by Mr. Windham, who 
in company with Dr. Pococke, visited Cha- 
mouni, in 1743, and successively recorded the 
ascent of M. de Saussure. He relates Dr. Ha- 
mels attempt wherein three of the guides 
were lost, and the attempts of many others 
who followed without any success: then comes 
an account of his own ascent, from which we 
extract the following passage, describing the 
climber's fantasies just before venturing the 
last and most terrible portion of the giddy, 
icy height. The sensations were certainly 
very curious : — 

" My eyelids had felt very heavy for the 
last hour ; and but for the absolute mortal 
necessity of keeping them widely open, I be- 
lieve would have closed before this ; but now 
such a strange and irrepressible desire to go 
to sleep seized hold of me that I almost fell 
fast off as I sat down for a few minutes on 
the snow to tie my shoes. But the foremast 
guide was on the march again, and I was 
compelled to go on with the caravan. From 
this point, on to the summit, for a space of 
two hours, I was in such a strange state of 
mingled unconsfciousne^ and acutfe observi' 
tion — of combined sleeping and waking — 
that the old-fashioned word 'bewitched' is 
the only one that I can apply to the complete 
confusion and upsetting of sense in which I 
found myself plunged. With the perfect 
knowledge of where I was, and what I was 
about— even with such caution as was requir- 
ed to place my feet on a particular place in 
the snow — I conjured up such a set of^absurd 
and improbable phantoms about me, that the 
most spirit-ridden intruder upon a Mayday 
festival on the Hartz mountains was never 
beleaguered. I am not suflBciently versed in 
the finer theories of the psychology of sleep 
to know if such a state might be ; but I be- 
lieve for the greater part of this bewildering 
I was fast asleep, with my eyes open, and that 
through them tne wandering brain received 
external impressions, in the same manner as, 
upon awaking, the phantasms of our dreams 
are sometimes carried on and connected with 
objects about the chamber. It is very diffi- 
cult to explain the odd state in which I was, 
so to speak, entangled. A great many peo- 
ple I knew in London were accompanying me, 
and calling after me, as the stones did after 
Prince Pervis, in the Arabian Nights, Then 
there was some terrible elaborate affair that 
I could not settle, about two bedsteads, the 



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whole blame of which transaction, whatever 
it was, lay upon my shoulders ; and then a 
literary friend came up, and told me he was 
sorry we could not pass over his ground on 
on our way to the summit, but that the KTng 
of Prussia had forbidden it. Everything was 
as foolish and unconnected as this, but it wor- 
ried me painfully : and my senses were under 
such little control, and reeled and staggered 
about so, that when we had crossed the snow 
prairie, and arrived at the foot of an almost 
perpendicular wall of ice, four or five hundred 
feet high— the terrible Mur de la Cote — up 
which we had to climb, I sat down again on 
the snow, and told Tairraz that I would not go 
any farther, but that they might leave me 
there if they pleased." 

RES CURIOS/E. 



LONQEVnT. 

Dr. Hufcland in his " Treatise on the Art 
of Prolonging Life" after noticing the ages 
attained by Jenkins, Parr, Drakenberg, Ef- 
fingham, and eight or tea others of less note, 
who but little exceeded one hundred vears, 
says that these are the only instances of great 
ag^ in modem times with which he is ac- 
quainted. There are many others however, 
and far more remarkable than those the Doc- 
tor gives. Wc have ourselves, seen a list em- 
bracing a period of years from 973 to about 
1300, wherein the names of 104 persons are 
given, whose ages varied at death from 120 to 
175 years ! 

These 104 persons were, at the time of 
their decease residents of the following coun- 
tries: 
England, 41, Portugal, 1, 

Wales, 9, Italy, 10, 

Scotland, 16, Turkey, 1, 

Ireland, 24, "West Indies, 1, 

The date afSxed to each person's name is 
the year they died in, except in five or six in- 
stances, in which the time of their decease 
not being ascertained, the latest year is given 
in which they were known to be living. Of 
other accounts, which for different reasons 
have not been included in the list, the follow- 
ing may deserve to be mentioned: John 
Dance, of Virginia, who died at 125 : Rice, a 
cooper in South wark, Philadelphia, 125 : John 
Jacob, of Mount Jura, who died a few years 
since, aged 128 ; Jeremjr Gilbert, who died at 
Lutton, Northamptonshire, (Eng.) aged 132; 
Nicholas Petours, canon and treasurer of the 
Cathedral of Coutance in Normandy, aged 
137 ; a man named Fairbrother, living in 1770, 
at Wigan in Lancashire, aged 138 : the Coun- 
tess of Desmond, who died in Ireland at 140; 
Henry West, of Upton in Gloucestershire, who 
lived to 152 : a peasant in Poland, who died 



in 1762, in the 157th year of his age ; and a 
Mulatto man, who di^ m Frederidctown in 
1797, said to have been 180 years old. 

TOBTURBS. 

Of all the tortures ever inflicted upon poor 
mortal, perhaps those of Robert Francis Da- 
mien were the most horrible. He attempted 
to assasinate the King of France, in the year 
1757. It seems he had been seized with a re- 
ligious enthusiasm, under the operation of 
which he had taught himself to believe that 
the assassination of his king was demanded of 
him. Although we may be satisfied that Da- 
mien ^s death was demanded, yet we see no 
reason, in a civilized christian land, why it 
should have been brought aliout in such an 
inhuman manner. The tortures inflicted bv 
Sav^s are not worse than were those which 
the French dealt upon Damien's. 

Observe ; according to old and accredited 
authority, ** the prisoner was, Jan. 17, 1757, 
removed, under a strong guard, from Versail- 
les to the Conciergerie, where he arrived at 
two oVlock in the morning of the 18th. 

The interesting charge of keeping this pris- 
oner safe for judgment, made every possible 
human precaution to be taken against his es- 
cape, by strengthening the prison, by posting 
sentinels, guards. &c., who patrolled constant- 
Jy the night-rounds. On the inside of the 
Conciergeriet there were sentinels placed from 
the entry to the court in which stands the 
tower of Montgomery. At the bottom of this 
toweif was placed a small corps-de-guard of 
tWelW soldiers, who served to relieve the sen* 
tinels within. All along the stairs of the 
said tower, there were also posted sentindsat 
proper distances. In the first story was the 
room^in which Damiens was confined. This 
room is round, and may be about twelve feet 
broad, every way; receiving no light but 
through two casements, or false windows, from 
eight to nine inches in breadth, by three feet 
in height. These openings are secured with 
double bars and defended from the weather 
only by moveable frames with oil-paper. There 
was in this room neither chimnev nor fire, 
but it was sufficiently warmed by a stove 
placed in the guard-room beneath it, and by 
the candles continually burning in the room. 
At first, they used tallow-candles, but after- 
wards, by the advice of the physicians, for 
the preserving the wholesomeness of the air* 
they burnt none but wax. 

The bed of the prisoner was disposed as 
follows : the head of the bed fronted the door 
exactly, at the distance of three feet from the 
wall. The bed was placed on a bed -stead 
raised about six inches from the ground, aad 
mattresses round, so as to project six inchas 
beyond the bed-stead. The bed's head was 
in the whole breadth raised three feet above 
the bolster, and was likewise mattressed : be- 



RESOURKXS^ 



8tt 



ing 80 contriTed, with springs, to raise or low- 
er, according as the cobvenience of the pris- 
oner should require it. In this hod he was 
fastened hj an assemblage of strong leather 
straps, two inches and an half broad. These 
straps kept his shoulders confined, and were, 
on each side of the bed, made fast to two rings 
stapled to the floor. Two other straps formed 
a hgature for each of his arms, and were con- 
nected by another placed on the breast bone ; 
and these two branches formed a sort of hand- 
cuff, that left the hand and arm no liberty, 
but as directed to the mouth. Th^ straps 
were likewise tied at their ends, to two rings 
secured as the first Two straps of the same 
form also confined his thighs, and were tied 
in like manner : so that from each side of the 
bed came three branches of straps. Besides 
these, that which was placed on the breast, 
descending to the feet, formed a sort of sur- 
cingle, and was tied at the foot of the bed to 
a ring in the middle of the floor : the strap too, 
which his held shoulders was fastened in like 
manner over the bed's head, to a ring stapled 
in the floor like the rest. Under the arms and 
hands of the prisoner was spread a large car- 
pet of hide, that he might not contract any 
mflammatonr heat, or excoriation. 

Monday, March 28. At seven o'clock fn the 
morning, the criminal was carried up to the 
torture-room. From that moment he ceased 
to be under custody of the French guards, 
and, according to custom, it was the Lieu- 
tenant of the Short-robe of the Chatelet who 
had charge of him. 

The Recorder read the sentence to the crim- 
inal, who heard it through with attentiox^j^id 
intrepidity, and, on raising himself, said, 
* that the day would be a sharp one.' 

A little before eight o'clock, six of the Com- 
missaries being assembled in the torture- 
room, the criminal was placed on the stool, 
and underwent his last interrogatory, which 
lasted near an hour and an half: Damiens all 
the time presenring his usual firmness. That 
over, the executioners of justice began to put 
the legs of the criminal into the boot, and the 
the ropes were tightened with more rigor than 
had ever been practised ; and perhaps this is 
the most exquisitely painful moment of the 
whole process of that torture. Damiens be- 
gan to send forth the most piercing cries, and 
seemed even to faint away ; but the physi- 
cians and surgeons, who are always present at 
the torture, on examination, knew that the 
swooning was not real. Damiens asked to ' 
drink ; they gave him water, but he insisted 
on haying some wine in it, .saying, ' now or 
never strength is necessary.' It was not till \ 
half an hour afterwards that the first wedge 
was am>lied. They had let this interval ela|»e, 
in order to have the numbness got over, which 
commonly follows the violent compression of 
the ligature, and that the sensibility might 



be at its height : and, indeed, at the applica* 
tion of the first wedge, Damiens made dread- 
ful outcries, but without passion, or any in* 
decent word. During the same, the First Pre- 
sident renewed his interrogatories, and prin- 
cipally with respect to accomplices ; and hav- 
ing asked who induced him to commit the 
crime, he cried out, <It is Gauticr.' (This 
was the first moment of his ever mentioning 
him.) Being asked who Grautier was, he 
told ; as also where he lived ; and charged 
him with having used very criminal expres- 
sions, in presence of Mons. le Maitre de Fer- 
rieres, whose aflairs this man managed, and 
lodged at his house. Upon this declaration, 
the Commissaries gave orders to the Lieuten- 
ant of the Short-robe to brine away directly 
l]ifore them, in that room, the said De Fcr- 
rieres and Gautier. Whilst they were gone 
for, the torture continued with intervals of a 
quarter of an hour between the driving of 
each wedge, at every one of which Damiens 
renewed his shrieks and outcries. The most 
home and pressing interro^tions imaginable 
were all the while put to him ; and after hav- 
ing remained two hours and a half under the 
torture, the physician and surgeon advised not 
to keep him longer in it, as it could not be 
done without danger of his life. Consequent- 
be was untied, and placed upon the mattress, 
where having heard the verbal process, and 
his answers, he persisted therein. 

The Commissaries seeing there was noth- 
ing more to be expected from the criminaFs 
declarations, ordered him to be led back to 
the Greve. He waited there some considera- 
ble time, because the executioner h^ not been 
careful enough to hafva^fverything ready: far 
which he was afterwards punished \)y con^ 
mitment for several days, to the dungeon. 

When Damiens was stripped, it was observ- 
ed, that he surveyed and considered all his 
body and hmbs with attention, and that he 
looked round with firmness on the vast con- 
course of spectators. 

Towards five o'clock he was placed on the 
scaffold which had been erected in the middle 
of the inclosed area, and was raised about 
three feet and an half from the ground ; the 
length from eight to nine feet, and of about 
the same breadth. The criminal was instant- 
ly tied, and afterwards fastened by iron gyves 
which confined him under the arms, and above 
the thighs. The first torment he underwent, 
was that of having his hand burnt in the 
flame of brimstone : the pain of which made 
him send forth such a terrible cry as might be 
heard a ereat way ofi; A moment afterwards 
he raised his head, and looked for some time 
earnestly at his hand, without renewing his 
cries, and without expressing any passion, or 
breaking out into any imprecation. To this 
first torment succeeded that of pinching him 
with red hot pincers, in the arms, tlughs and 



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BIZARRE. 



breasts. At each pinch he was heard to 
shriek in the same manner, as when hi» hand 
was burnt. Ho looked and gazed at each 
wound, and his cries ceased as soon as the 
pinching was over. Thev afterwards poured 
boiling oil, and melted lead and rosin, into 
every wound, except those of the breast, 
which produced, in all those circumstances, 
the same effect as the two first tortures. The 
tenor of his articulated exclamations, at 
times, was as follows : • Strengthen me. Lord 
God : strengthen me ! — Lord God, have pity 
on me ! — Lord, my God, what do I not suf- 
fear I— Lord God, give me patience !' 

At length they proceeded to the ligatures 
of his arms, legs and thighs, in order to dis- 
member him. This preparation was very long 
and painful, the cords, striaghtly tied, bear- 
ing grievously upon the fresh wounds. This 
drew new cries from the sufferer, but did not 
hinder him from viewing and considering him- 
self with a strange and singular curiosity. 

The horses having been put to the draught, 
the pulls were repeated for a long time, with 
frightful cries on the part of the sufferer : the 
extension of whose members was incredible, 
and yet nothing gave signs of the dismember- 
ment taking place. 

In spite of the straining efforts of the hor- 
ses, which were young and vigorous, and per- 
haps, too much so, being the more restive and 
unmanageable for drawing in concert, this 
last torment had now lasted for more than an 
hour, without any prospect of its ending. The 
physician and surgeon certified to the com- 
missaries, that it was almost impossible to ac- 
complish the dismemberment, if the action of 
^le horses was not ii(!fetl^y cutting the prin- 

pal sinews, which might, indeed, suffer a 
length of extension, but not be separated 
without an amputation. Upon this attesta- 
tion the Commissaries sent an order to the 
executioner, to make such an amputation, 
with regard especially to the night coming on, 
as it seemed to them fitting that the execu- 
tion should be over before the close of the 
day. 

in consequence of this order, the sinews of 
the sufferer were cut at the joints of the arms 
and thighs. The horses then drew afresh, and 
after several pulls, a thigh and arm were seen 
to sunder from the body. Damiens still look- 
ed at this painful separation, and seemed to 
preserve some sense and knowledge after 
both thiehs, and one arm, were thus severed 
from his bod v: nor was it till the other arm 
went away that he expired. 

As soon as it was certain, that there was 
no life left, the body and scattered limbs were 
thrown into a fire prepared for that purpose 
near the scaffold, where th^ were all reduced 
to ashes. 

HOW IT PWELS TO BE HANGED. 

Lord Bacon says he was told by a cer- 



tain gentleman, who being desirous, by w«y 
of a joke, and out of curiosity, to know the 
sufferings from being handed upon a gibbet, 
that he stood upon a stocd and hung himself, 

I and then let himself down again. Thinking^. 

I therefore, he could recover the stool at his 
pleasure, he shoving off, tried once more, but 
could not without the assistance of a fViend 
who had accompanied him. Being asked what 
he suffered, he answered, he felt no pain, but 
that the first alteration he found in hims^ 
was a kind of fire and burning about his eyes, 
then an extreme gloom or darkness, and after 
that, a sort of azure color, such as persons 
perceive who are at the point of death. 

His lordship was also told, by a physician 
of his time, that he had recovered a man, by 
means of friction and a warm bath, who had 
hanged himself, and remained so for half an 
hour; and that he made no doubt that he 
could recover any person in the like circum- 
stances, provided his neck was not dislocated 
by the force of his turning himsdf off, 

OUR WEEKLY GOSSIP. 

— The Editor of the Home Journal asks : 

" Who is to give us a biography of Count 
D'Orsay?" and adds : "We are surprised to 
hear no rumour of any such work in hand, not 
even by Sue or Janin, or any of the fecund 
French writers who are on the alert for a sub- 
ject, and who knew the Count personally and 
well. Why, scarce any book could be more 
entertaining — or, if properly written, more 
instrtKitive. D*Orsay was a man, and a brave 
one. And by *' brave" we do not mean his 
duel with the butcher at Boulogne, nor his 
thousand instances of gallant courage as a 
rider, boxer and swordsman. We mean that 
he was brave in his last two encounters — with 
age and age and poverty He wore his grav 
hairs like one wno would ** never say oyf ,'' 
and modified his dress to suit his years : and 
he took to industry for a livelihoocl, and, for 
the last few years, supported himself by the 
labour of his hands as an artist. There were 
those intimate with him during this period 
who could beautifully tell its contrasts with 
the brilliant life foregone. And there are those 
who knew him in his unsurpassed stages of 
magnificence, who could also sketch him gra- 
phically and well." 

* * * • « 

We half smile, half sadden, to recall the pic- I 

ture of D'Orsay the last time we saw him— i ! 
picture, by the way, that might be painted, 

m a lesser degree, with the same inspiration , 

which drew Napoleon crossing the Alps upon , 

a donkey. Creditor-bound within the wills ] 
of Lady Blessington^s house, he was t^ing 
his exercise in the garden —mounted upon a 

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the groand, galloping at top-speed arotmd an 
area of gravel- work, of about the circumfer- 
ense of a hotel drawing-room. He had grown 
stout with lus confinement in-doors — but 
there be was, still gloriously handsome, his 
than nostrils inflated with his absent-minded 
exertion, the bright color of 'his cheeks, the 
broad chest and faultless limbs showing su- 
perbly even with the shambling pace of the 
little quadruped beneath him. But for this 
physical perfcctness and what it brought upon 
him in the way of manly sports, companion- 
ship and admiration— had he been plain or 
deformed, that is to say— D'Orsay would have 
deyel(^)ed a genius, we believe, that would 
have mated Byron's, whose companion he 
was." 

— " Notes on Uncle Tom's Cabin," by the 
Rev. Mr. Steams, just published by Lippin- 
cott, Grambo & Co., will unquestionably be 
read with interest. It is one of the most log- 
ical efforts which we have seen for many a 
day. 

— The Forty First Trade Sale of Messrs. 
Thomas and Sons, closes on the 3d instant. 
The arrangements of the Auctioneers, have 
been most admirable. The new sale rooms, 
are spacious and elegant, and the entire 
building erected by Messrs. Thomas & Sons, 
expressly for their own business, will when 
completed form a decided feature in the section 
of the city, which already abounds in beautiful 
and substantial edifices. The eating arrange- 
ments made by Messrs. Thomas and Sons, 
for the accommodation of booksellers attending 
their sales, have been of an exceedingly con- 
venient as well as Kberal character. Lunches 
have been furnished daily at 1 and 6 P. M., 
within the very ring of the hammer, which 
have consisted of every delicacy the market 
affords. Little time 1ms thus been consum- 
ed in going to meals r indeed, the period al- 
lowed for refreshing the body has been all de- 
voted thereto. 

— The National Intelligencer says : "the astro- 
nomer Arago will, ere long, it is to be feared, 
be numbered among tb^ illustrious dead. 
His health is very infirm. A few weeks since 
he repaired to the south of France, in hope 
that his native air would impart some vigor to 
his old and nearly exhausted frame. It was 
more than once reported, since his absence, 
that he was actually dead. I am glad, however, 
to state that, partially recovered, he is, by 
very slow stages, accompanied by his two 
sons and a niece, making his way to Paris." 

— We a^ee with a New York cotemporary, 
that it will not detract from the popularity of 
Anna Zebb, the prima donna of M. Julirn*3 
troupe, that she was stricken from the Vien- 
na Royal Opera roll— where she was a great 
favorite— for persisting in singing at a bene- 
fit for the Hungarian refugees, in London. 



— The abolition of the advertisement duty 
will do much towards revdutionizing the Eng- 
lish newspaper press. Daily papers, at two 
pence per co|^, it is thought, will be among 
^0 pofledbilittes created by the ohmge. 

— The Academy of Sciences at Dijon has 
solicited the Municipiility to mark with com- 
memorative inscriptions such houses in the 
town as deserve to be made historical because 
they were once inhabited by citizens who have 
done honor to the country by their genius, 
their works, or their virtues : — and has given 
in the names of Bouhier, Brulard, Buffon, 
Credillon, Jeannin La Monnoye, Piron, Ra- 
meau, and the Marshal de Tavennes, as ex- 
amples to begin with. The Municipal Coun- 
cil at once adopted the proposition, — and add- 
ed the name of Guiton-Monveau, the illustri- 
ous chemist. The Council has idso, at the 
suggestion of the Academy, voted a sum of 
money for a marble tablet to be let into the 
walls of the old ducal Palace, recording the 
fact that in its chambers were bom two of 
the kings of France, — ^Philippe-le-Bon in 1371 , 
and Charles-le-Temeraire in 1433. 

— At the comer of East Thirteenth st. and 
Third-av., New York city, flourishes an old 
Pear Tree, venerable with age and Revolu- 
tionary reminiscences. This Tree was plant- 
ed by Govemor Petrus Stuyresant, and is 
supposed to have been brought by him from 
Holland, on his retnrn from accounting to his 
superiors for his surrender of New York to 
the British in the year 1664. The Tribune 
says it is still flourishing and producing fruit, 
the topmost branches being covered with 
foliage, but the trunk, at the base appearing 
to be decaying. A broken dead branch hangs 
over thestreet, to the peril of the passers-by. 
An iroiiwx' surrounds the trunk, to protect 
its venerable bark from the penknives of 
morbidly ambitious school-boys and loafers. 

— It is announced that Mr. TV. E. Burton 
is preparing an illustrated edition of Shakes- 

gjre's works, which will cost at least One 
undred Thousand Dollars! The illustra- 
tions, it is said, are to be superior to any of 
the kind ever witnessed on this side of the 
Atlantic. 

— Louis Napoleon has grown stout within a 
short time, some say, because of the dropsy, 
while others allege, that he has as a measure 
of safety, put on an extra coat of mail. 
Apropos; A book called the "Rivers of 
France," was put up at our Trade Sale Uie 
other day, when a by-stander exclaimed, ^* I 
hope the one in which Louis Napoleon is 
destined to drown, is among them." 

— Another English singer, totally unknown 
in her own country. Miss Bywater, is said by 
the foreign papers to have succeeded at the 
Opera of Berlin, in the revived * Cinderella' 
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BISARRS. 



— The Ninth Part of Collier's Shakegpoare, 
published by J. S. Eedficld of New York, has 
appeared. 

— Qodey's Lady*s Book and GrakanCs Jlogo- 
zine for September, have been for a long time 
on our table. Both are sustained with great 
spirit, and both ought not only to retain, but 
to increase, the very large patronage which 
they enjoy. 

— The London Critic announces another new 
Poet, whose writings will be introduced to the 
readers of Tht Critic, in the Number of 
August 1st. 

— We little dream, in this country, of re- 
verses which attend some of the titled per- 
sonages of Europe. An inquest was, not 
many years ago, held in England, on the body 
of a baronet, who died for want of proper 
food, in a miserable lodging. He had been 
ruined by a law suit. Amongst some debtors 
proclaimed outlaws at a sheriffs court, were 
lord William Paget, Sir. John de Beauvoir, 
and lordWellesley, the brother of Wellington. 
The unfortunate col. Gustafeon, the ex-king 
of Sweden, the lineal descendant of the great 
Qustavus, was lately wandering about Eu- 
rope, often an outside passenger on a stage- 
coach, because he was too poor to pay for a 
more comfortable seat. 

— From Paris there is little musical news. 
Madame Ugaldi has left the Opira Comity, 
and gone to the Thi&tre des VarHtis ; which 
step, says the London Athemtumt would seem 
to implv the change of musical drama for 
vaudeville rendered necessary by the enfeebled 
state of her voice. Signer Corti has resign- 
ed the d^cction of the Italian Opera in Paris. 

— The Literary Worlds which wo receive 
very irregularly, is a remarkably., Wiefl-edited 
ioumal. A new life and energy seiem to have 
been recently imparted to the World, 

— The Knickerbocker for Aueust has not yet 
reached us. Will the publisher be kmd 
enough, hereafter, to sena our copy through 
Zicber. The United States Mail, as at pre- 
sent managed is a very poor afiFair, not at all 
fit to be trusted. The Knickerbocker was 
never more successful than at present, we 
hear. 

— The following strange paragraph appears 
among the German news in the Gazette Musi* 
cakf dated Magdeburg, — " The prisoner Ilar- 
tung, who is under sentence of death, has 
petitioned the King that his execution may 
be' posponed to give him time to finish an 
opera of which he is writing the text and 
music." 

— The Home Journal states that among the 
many members of the New York press whose 
ideas are better known to the public than 
their names, one of the ablest is Mr. William 
H. F&T. He has been for some time past 



the musical critic of the Tribune^ and is the 
author of the instructive series of articles od 
the Exhibition, which appear in that paper. 
Mr. Fby is a gentleman who possessess know- 
ledge, talent, and an independent mind, and 
the accession of such a man to the editorial 
corps is a circumstance of public importance. 

EDITORS' SANS SOUCI. 

— The following poeticaUrit comes to us anon j- 
mously. Whether it is original pr not we can- 
not say. It is rather spicy : — 

ladies' boots. 

A little glore «tira up my heart. 

At tides itir up the Ocean, 
And snow-white mnalin, when it flte» 

Wakee many a curious notion; 
All fotH of lady fixings thrill 

My feelings as thoy ori«r, 
But little female gaiter boots • 

Are death and nothing shorter! 
And just to pot yott on your guard 

111 give you abort and Iwief 
A small hotel experience 

Which filled my heart with griet 
Last summer at the Washington. 

I stopt a week or more. 
And marked two booties every mom 

Before my neighboui's door; 
Two boots with patont leather tip^— 

Two boots which seemed to say : 
"An angel trots around in us," — 

They stole my heart away. 
I saw the terrant take them off 

With those of other mutes; 
nia soul was all on sixpences 

But mine was in the boots. 
And often in my nightly dreams 
■ <• They swept beforv my fece, 
A Isdy growing miii of tfssm 

As flowers from a va«e. 
But ahl one mom I saw a sight 

Which struck me like a stone 
Some other name was on the boots, 

Those boots were not alone ! 
A great tall pair of other boots 

Was standiug by their side 
And off they walked that afternoon. 

And with them walked— a bridal 

■MOM^aM BAPRi-noa. 

— The following imitation of Horace's ** Otium 
Divos" was written in the year 1761, at the 
Mohawk Castle, in the State of New York, by 
the elder Captain Morris and sent to his friend 
Lieutenant Richard Montgomery, afterwards 
a General officer in the American Army, and 
kiUed at the siege of Quebec. 

Ease is the prayer nf bim, who in a whale-beat 
Grossing Lake Champlian by a storm's o'ertakea: 
Not struck his Uunket,* not a Mendly Island 
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BM^ in the wiab, too. of tho rtiy Onadian; 
BaM, the fMI^^t of Moody CftghnawagM; 
BftM, Richard, ease, not to be bought with wampom, 
Nor paper money. 

Not Oolondl^s pay, nor yet a dnppcr Seijeant, 
Orderly waiting with recovered hidbt-rt, 
Can chase the crowd of tronblefl «till surrounding 
Laced nigimentalfl. 

^niAt sub liTee best who with a sash in tittten, 
Worn by bis grandeire at the fight of Blentidm, 
To tSaar a stranger, and to wild ambition, 

Snorea on a bear sldn. 
Why, lilte fine flsUowa, are we ever scheming? 
We, short-llTed mortals 1 why so fimd of climates 
Warmc-d by new snns? oh! who tliat runs ftom home 
can 

Run Ihoa hlras^ too? 

Care eUmbs rtdeanxf wHh faxa and twenty pounders, 
Kor quits our Ught'troopa, or our Indian warriors; 
Swifter than the mooee doer or the fleeter eastrwind 
Pushing the clouds on. 

He, whose good fiumouroan e^joy the present, 
Seoms to look forward, with a smile of patience 
TMap'ring the bitter. Bliss uninterrupted 
None can inherit. 

Death Instantaneous hurried off AchUIee ; 
Age fkr^xtonded wore away Tilhona^. 
Who wm lire longer—thou or T, Montgomery? 
Dicky or Tommy? 

Thee twenty messmates, Aill of noise and laiq^ter, 
Cheer with their solilcs : thee the merry damsels 
Please with their titt'iinf ; whUst thou ait'st endowed 
with 

Boots, sash and gorget. 

Me to Fort Hendrlck, 'midst a savage nation, 
Dun Oansjoh'ry, cruel Fate has driven, 
Oh! think on Morris In a lonely chamber, 

Dabbling in Sapphio. 

— A corr^pondent wishes ns to publish a list 
of all the Uncle Tom books which have been 
written. We will endervor to comply with 
the reqnest hereafter. The great original is 
rapidly becoming lumber on the booksellers 
shelves. At Thomas' Trade Sale just closing, 
it has been a decided drug : only a few copies 
beii^ sold, and those at a sadly reduced price. 

L^SOKtMOl AT TM« OOMBTI 

We had a fine view of the Comet the other 
night. We saw it from Beverly wharf, a 

Elace deeply engraved in our a£^tions. It 
as furnished many health-giving past times, 
among which rock-fishing is signalized in our 
menKiry. 

By the way Beverly wharf, has been much 
improved of late, by the repairs which its 
new lessee, Oapt Cone, has put upon it. In 
otlMT words it has been been strengthened m 



*TI)e soldieKs tlankrt, used by the army as a saiL 
t Floating batteries used on L*ke Ghamplain. 



its Kmbs, by the addition of several new piles 
in front ; so that now, when the steamboats 
come rudely in contact with the pier, they 
encounter an elastic reception, much more 
aCTecable to passengers than the old-time jolt. 
Tnese new piles were driven home by steam, 
quite a circumstance in Beverly. While the 
big brawny arm of the engine was dealing 
blows upon the piles with its ponderous iron 
beetle, crowds of spectators looked on with 
the mast marked interest : yes crowds, em- 
bracing nearly all the population of Beverly ; 
farmers, mechanics, fishermen and gentlemen 
of elegant leisure ; the last being such as do 
up a good deal of loafing, and ever secure a 
plenty of help therefor. The quoit pitchers 
near the old tavern abandoned their darling 
sports, and were among the wondering crowds 
on the wharf. "Sin and plagues! wam't 
that a whacking lick," exclaimed one; ** Don't 
it drive the timber hum" said another. 
** What would you give Jiflfy, if you could 
lay into your old inimy Bill Waxall in that 
way ?" inquired another. ** Give !" repl^ 
Jmy — who stood with his hands in what 
once were a complete pair of trowsers, but 
now only tolerably well connected rags — 
** give ! don't talk — ^I*d part with my beth- 
right lest as Samson did after he slew the 
Phlystin^." So went a conversation, while 
the tall piles were sinking deep into Delaware 
mud, every blow giving increased firmness 
to the plat]R>rm. 

Delaware mud! These words sugg^t 
new thou^ts. Many a sinker have we lost in 
that mud, and we are not sure but that some 
fifty or sixty vards of line have been em- 
bowelled therein, besides, any number of 
Baiiow knives. One cannot have fished for 
six or seven years, on the end of Beverly 
wharf without losing many of the necessanr 
properties of the sport. Delaware mud ! It 
carries in its dark Dosom, just there, too, ofi* 
Beverly wharf, the assassin's knife ! Does 
the reader ask what assassins? We reply: 
the name we cannot give. We will bneny 
relate the facts of the murder. Perchance 
the murderer will one of these days be 
brought to justice. Inhere are still many 
eyes on the look out for him. But the fact : 
There was, then, some four years ago, a col- 
ored camp meeting new Beverly, which at- 
tracted a large number of visitors from this 
city. Among them were some rowdies from 
Moyamensing. They had a conflict towards 
night, with citizens of Beverly. It com- 
menced far away from the landing, but was 
kept up until the contending parties had 
reached the wharf. There, the warring ele- 
ments were quieted, but the lull was only 
temporary : for as soon as the boat touched, to 
take passengers to town, the strife was renew- 
ed, and ended in the stabbing of John Col- 
lins, an industrious fisherman. The murder- 



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er used an oyster-knife, obtained stealthily at 
an Ice Cream Saloon, and was seen to throw 
it into the river after he had dealt the fatal 
blow. In the mud it sticks to this day. Poor 
John died in a few minutes. We saw him 
breathe his last under the large tree at the 
head of the wharf. The spirit returned sud- 
denly to Him who gave it. Ten minutes be- 
fore John lay there a corpse, he was sitting 
^t the door of his little ush-cabin, perfectly 
well ; far away it would seem, from death ! 
Unhappy fate that seduced him into the crowd 
where the fatal blow was dealt at his heart. 
He died as the sun was sinking in the west, 
and his murderer has never yet been taken. 
But the knife, lies there still, deeply buried in 
Delaware mud ! 

But the Comet — ^it certainly made a very 
striking appearance from Beverly wharf, with 
its little head and its long tail. *'I see it 
move" said (me, ** don't you ?" " There it 
goes down behind Mr. Biddle's trees," said 
another. ** Gracious ! don't it look like a 
rocket pinting down?" exclaimed another. 
"How long will it run, 'afore it busts?" 
interrogated another. " Bust ! you're a fule ;" 
it can't bust, so long as it has a tail !" cried 
another. " Its got its Perry heel on," said 
a boy, "father tell'd me it had to-day." 
" Beautiful, mysterious object !" exclaimed a 
sweet-toned voice, " do yon not love night and 
the starlight ?" ♦* Yes dearly." was the reply 
of a young and poetical looking man, upon 
whose arm the fair creature hung. " Do you 
recollect what Alexander ^ith says about 
sUrlight in the city?" "No, do tell me." 
"WeU, listen:" 

** I lovo the stare too much I The tameless foa 

Spreads Itself out bononth thorn, smooth as glass, 

You cannot lovo them, lady, till you dwell 

In mighty towns; immured in their black hearts, 

The stars are nearer to you than the fields. 

Fd grow an Atheist in these towns of trade, 

Were't not fbr stars. The smoke puts heaven out ; 

I meet sin— bloated feces in the streets, 

And shrink as fix>m a blow. I hear wOd oaths, 

And ourses BpiH from lips that onec were sweet, 

And sealed for Heaven by a mother's kiss, 

I mix with man whose hearts of human flesh, 

Beneath the petrifying touch of gold, 

Have grown as stony as the trodden way. 

I see no trace of Qod, till in the night. 

While the vast dty lies in dreams of gafax, 

He doth reveal himself to me in heaven. 

M J heart swells to Him as the sea to the moon ; 

Tberolbre it is, I love the midnight stars ** 



"Ah! ah- 



-lah- 



-," sighed the fair 



listener. What might have followed, we can't 
say. "Mama" came up at this crisis, and 
put in her oar thus : " Juliana, you musn't 
stay out any longer in the night air, you'll 
get a chill." "Yes," quoth Papa, "and 
then there will be another doctor's bill !" 



But the Ck)met — well — it soon settled down 
behind Torrebdale, and the wharf was ooce 
more deserted. It never shone more brightly 
than on the evening in question. We could not 
help thinking it had a warning in its herj eye, 
and yet we are not superstitious. 

There is something to add connected with 
the spot from whence we beheld it ? Beverly 
wharf. On the following morning ju.st after 
the peep of dawn, a gentleman stood there with 
rod and bait, determined to catch a " mess" 
of rock-dsh. He secured them too, and they 
were subsequently served up to the delight 
of many a palate at Qrifflth*s popular hotel 
hard by. So mnch for looking at the 
Comet! 

N/IORB NONaKNSB. 

— A set of people calling themselveB the Ve- 
! getarians have recently held a Convention m 
i our city. They denounce the use of animal 
! food as leading to sensuality, brutality, &c 
' Whether animals are intended to cat mest or 
vegetables may be learnt trom an examination 
of their teeth, and as men are provided with 
both kinds of teeth, graminiverous and car- 
niverous, the conclusion is irresi stable that 
Providence intended their diet to be of a mix- 
ed character. The Vegetarians denounce 
milk and eggs as well as meat. How their 
babies are fed was not mentioned at the Con- 
venticm. Probably they give them pea soup 
from sacking bottles. This new ism is not 
likely to spread, but if it should, there will 
be one good result attending it — the price of 
meat must fall. 

JOHN BUU. aTRu-rsj 

It is amazing to see how father Bull struts 
on the strength of the rapid advancement of 
the United States. But a littlo while i^, we 
were a nation of sharpers and bush>whackers : 
now we are of " Saxon mind," with " Angjo 
infusion,'* the " great American off-shoot" of 
England! The London Atherueum, for in- ' 
stance speaking of the New York Industrial 
Exhibition holds the following flattteringlan- 
gaage;— 

" The hope of the world lies in these two 
free nations. With them, this is emphatical- 
ly the Age of the Palace of ^ass : — which is 
at once a fact and a symbol. May no other 
rivalries ever spring up between the two great 
powers whom the Atlaniic makes one m all , 
good purposes — as they are one by birth— i 
than such as draw them more closely tog^ ' 
ther in Industrial Exhibition !" : 

We respond from our deepest heart to tbe 
wisl)^ expressed at the cloB»<» this parmiffti: ' 
and we earnestly hope 3mt England tUKy 
hereafter treat her " American off-shoot^** n 
such a mannw as shall make it eomport ivMi 
our dignity, as well as our pockets, to keep up 
friendly relations. 



EDITOR'S aANS^OUCI. 



$99 



LAOtSa ATT-BNO: 

— Every housewife knows how to make herb 
tea* The herbs are put into a cup or dish, 
hot water turned upon them, and they are 
suffered to steep — wnj not boil ? Because a 
large portion of their medicinal virtues, and 
partkularlj the principle of flavour, the most 
volatile property they contain, is dissipated 
by boiling, and the virtues of the tea lost. In 
the process of boiling and fermentation, the 
natural flavor and aroma of the dioicest vege- 
tables are dissipated and changed. Yet though 
every woman knows how to make herb tea, 
few seem to know how to make green or black 
tea, or coffee ; or knowing, do not reduce their 
Imowledge to practice. A mistaken economy, 
U) get all the strength, induces them generally 
to ooil the latter well, and often the former ; 
and the consequence is, that instead of a 
grateful, refreshing beverage, they give us a 
dull, aorid, or insipid substitute, retaining 
nothing pleasant but the color and heat. The 
aroma, which gives the liquor its value, and 
which should bo recognized by the nose as 
well as the palate, is gone — tmth the steam, 
and with it much of the flavor. They not 
only 6ot7the strength, but they waste it. Now, 
without intending to infringe upon the prero- 
gative of the good wife, we do advise, that 
she will make her green and black, as she 
does her herb tea, without boiling ; and that 
she will only leach her coifee, by putting it, 
when recently burnt, and fresh ground, into 
a strainer, fitted to the top of her cofiee pot, 
and turning upon it as much boiling water as 
would suffice in the old mode. We can as- 
sure our fair readers, from reason as well as 
experience, that this is the best way, not 
cmiy to gratify the taste, but to promote econo- 
my. Less tea and cofPbe are required in the 
steeping and leaching, than in the boiling 
process ; and the beverage obtained by the 
mode reconunended, is more tonic, exhilerat- 
ing and pleasant. 

STANO PnOM UNOBRI 

— A New York weekly of the date of our 
last No. contains a copy-righted novel, in the 
description of the heroine whereof, the au- 
thor takes occasion to display his knowledge 
di the history of art — as follows : ** A neck 
vhich Medici would have copied for his Venus, 
descended gracefully to the sloping shoulders. " 

FAMII.V NAN/ieS. 

— Mimy fiunily names are pronounced in a 
way no one would guess at from the 
apdling. Among others, the English cidl 
Cholmondeley, Clmmley ; the Irish call Cold- 
Gleugh, Cokely ; the Scotch pronounce Mi^ 
jormoks* Markkanks; and in the United 
States* Tahalerro is called Toliver. Is not 
this last name, Taliaferro a Latinized form 
of the Norman name, Taillefer ? It seeme %o^ 



be obsdete in En^and, though it is conunon 
in Virginia and the states settled from it. 

COOK BAOK YeiST-AfirFORO HOU8Bi8-r8l 

— Anthony Benezet in his famous 1* Caution 
and warning to Gh-eat Britain and her Colon- 
ies,*' puUished in 1767, gives the following 
account of the British Slave Trade to Ameri- 
ca in 1753 — a hundred years ago: 

'* In a book printed in Liverpool called The 
Liverpool Mtfkorandum Book, which contains, 
among other things an Account of the Trade 
of that Port, there is an exact list of the ves- 
sels employed in the Guinea Trade, and of the 
number of slaves imported in each vessel, by 
which it appears that in the year 1753, the 
number imported to America by vessels be- 
longing to that Port, auKMinted to upwards of 
thirty thousand ; and from the number of ves- 
sels employed by the African Company, in 
London and Bristol, we may with some degree 
of certainty, conclude there are, at least, one 
hundred thousand Negroes purchased and 
brought on board our ships yearly from the 
coast of Africa on their account. This is con- 
firmed in Anderson's History of Trade and 
Commerce, printed the year before last, where 
it is said at page 68 of the Appendix, * That 
England supplies her American Colonies with 
N^;ro Slaves, amounting in number to above 
one hundred thousand every year." " 

Besides exporting this great number to the 
American Colonies, England used every effort 
in her power to prevent the abolition of slav- 
ery by the colonists, rejecting steadily the 
laws that they passed for that purpose. And 
yet England has now the impudence to de- 
nounce America for that very state of things 
which her own conduct brought about. Eng- 
land fastened Negro Slavery on America 
against the wishes of the American people. 

AN/lUa Ef\/ISN-r • 

— Sanford's Troupe, at the new House, 
Twelfth above Chestnut, is giving burlesque 
operas, with great ^cUt. A better company 
we never had in the city. The patronage 
which it obtains is very large. 

— Robert Heller has commenced his wonder- 
fhl f/toWmc— embracing the famous second- 
sight — at the Lecture Room of the Chinese 
Museum, Blitz's old quarters. He is assisted 
in his experiments by Mll'e Marie Heller. He 
is an accomplished young man, and should bo 
encouraged. 

— Messrs. Wheatly and Drew have opened 
the Arch Street Theatre, with a very fine 
company, and are playing mghtly to crowded 
houses. M|r. Ftedoricks, a gentleman of 
high position, not only as an actor, but as a; 
man, is stage-manager. Both of the acting 
managers are gentlemen of fine talents 



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— Ju1ien*s monstre concerts at Castle (garden, 
New York, will doubtless be the great furor 
of thatcity during their entire continuance. 
Brough, the great Broueh, is Julien^s mana- 
ger. Can we say more f 

— Oakforl's splendid hat store at 158 Chest- 
nut street, is daily becoming more and more 
an object of admiration and interest, as our 
people return to the city from country jaunts. 
Its fitting-up,— counters, mirrors, brackets, 
Ac., — are extremely beautiful. Oakford has 
risen to his present magnificent surroundings 
and profitable enterprise, entirely by his own 
exertions. He makes a superb hat. Apro- 
pos : his new Autumn fashion, is announced 
K>r September 1st., and before this number of 
our paper reaches its destination, will have 
been issued. That it will be unique and 
tasteful, indeed, all Oakford is certain. 

— Col. William H. Maurice, at 123 Chestnut 
street, is now at his post again. He has in- 
creased his stock of stationery very largely. 
He has also added materially to his collection 
of blank-books of all kinds. The Colonel is 
popular in all the relations of life. He will 
one of these days be a millionaire. 

— Please read the Medical card of the Drs. 
Hunter. They have a new and excellent — it 
is said — cure for the consumption. One of 
them will visit our city on Monday and Tues- 
day the 19th. and 20th. Sept 

— WiLLAM T. Fry has, we learn, taken pos- 
session of his new store in Arch above Sixth, 
and will be all prepared to receive his custo- 
mers in a day or two we presume. 

BOMKTMINO NK\A/. 

— The Journal of the London society of arts 
states, that Dr. Riddell, officiating superin- 
tending surgeon of the Nizam's army, in mak- 
ing experiments on the Muddar plant of India 
(Asclejna gigantea)t had occasion to collect 
the milky juice, and found that as it gradually 
dried it l>ecame tough and hard, like gutta 
percha. He was induced to treat the juice in 
the same manner as that of the gutta percha 
tree, and the result has been the obtaining a 
substance precisely analogous to gutta per<£a. 
Sulphuric acid chars it ; nitric acid converts 
it into a yellow resinous substance. Muriatic 
acid has but little effect upon it ; acetic acid 
has no effect, nor has alcohol. Spirit of tur- 
pentine dissolves it into a viscid glue, which 
when taken between the finger and thumb, 
pressed together, and then separated, shows 
numberless minute and separated threads. 
The fon^ins chemical testa correspond ex- 
actly with the established results of gutta 

Cha. It becomes plastic in hot waterv and 
been moulded into cups and vessels. It 



will unite with the true gutta percha. The 
muddar also produces an excellent fibre, use- 
ful in the place of hemp and flax. An acre 
of cultivation of it would produce a large 
quantity of both fibre and juice. The poor- 
est land suffices for its growth, and no doubt 
if well cultivated there* would be a large 
yield of juice, and a finer fibre. A netrijr \ 
similar substance is procurable from the juice 
of the Euphorbia TimadUt only when it har- 
dens after boiling it becomes brittle. The 
subject, the Jotirnal thinks, is most impor- 
tant : if common hedge plants like the five- 
going can yield a product so valuable, the de- 
mand for which is so certain (quickly to o«t- 
nin the supply, a material addition will have 
been made to the productive resources of the 
country. 

A XA/OOOEN aOLOiSR. 

— In Claude's reply to Amaud, the Frendi 
catholic, we are told, that it was the humor 
of the Prince of Conde to have a man of tpood 
on horseback, dressed like a field officer, with 
a lifted broad-sword in its hand, which figure 
was fastened to the great saddle, and the 
horse it was on was always kept by the great 
Conde's side, when he travelled or engaged 
in the bloody field. Fearless the man of wood 
appeared in many a well- fought battle ; bat 
as thev persued the enemy one afto-nooa 
through a forest, in riding hard, a bough 
knocked off" the wooden warrior's head; yet 
still he galloped on after flying foes, to the 
amazement and terror of the enemy, who saw 
a hero pursuing them without -a head. 

RHKNiaM WINK. 

— Singular calculation of the value of the 
Rhenish wine, which has been for nearly two 
centuries in a cellar at Brement called the 
Rose : — The five hogsheads of wine were pur- 
chased in 1624, for 1,200 francs, dollars 240, 
which, if put out at compound interest, each 
hogshead would now be worth 5,752,686,622 
crowns, a bottle of this precious wine would 
cost 21,799.480 francs; a wine glass 2,723, 
808 francs and one drop, (reckoning 1000 
drops to the glass) 10,880 uranos, or 2,176 
dollars. 

— The practice of confining the name Arnet' 
ica to the United States. If we yisit the 
Falls of Niagara, we hear of the Ametiean 
Fall and the Canadian Fall, as if Canada were 
in Europe, Asia or Africa. A most strikiog 
example of this ridiculoiis usage occms ia 
Mr. Hawthorne's life of President Pierce, 
wherein he mentions that General Pieroa ait 
sail ** from America to Mexico." 

— We thank Th$ Lancaster Exfnu and 
other country papers for the kind notaett of 
Tbb Bizabm. We shall issue a pro^teetai 
of No. 4 next week. Look OQt ! 



HORATIO GREENOUGH. 



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SATfJRDAT, SBPTBHBBR 10, 1893. 



HORATIO OREENOUGH 

We have received from G. P. Patnam & 
Co., of New York, a Memorial of Horatio 
Greenoii|h, from the precise, and rhetorical 
pen of Henry T. Tnckerman. As its title 
page indicate, it consists in addition to the 
Memorial, of selections from Greenough's writ- 
ings, and tributes to his genius. The Menooir 
occupies some fiftyfour pages ; then follows a 
catalogue of the artist's works ; then his es- 
says on art ; and then a series of glowing tri- 
butes to his genius, from such men as Alex- 
ander H. Everett, Washington Allston, Rich- 
ard H. Dana, George H. Calvert and Mr. Tuc- 
kerman himself. 

The story of Greenoueh though brief, is full 
of interest He died when it may be said his 
g«)iu8 had but partially developed itself; and 
vet after having accomplished enough to glue 
his name to the roll-list of immortality. Mr. 
Tuckerman writes of him with a warm heart- 
interest. One may see in the pages of his 
Memoir, constant evidences of attachments 
springing up in boyhood, amidst the endear- 
ing associstions of school-davs ; leading the 
pen that praises, to do it with more glowing 
and energetic language and with deeper mean- 
ing, than mere cold genius-appreciation dic- 
tates. Such a true-hearted, noble fellow, as 
Horatio Greenough, deserved, too, a friendly 
biographer: a pure-minded, generous, one 
moreover, like tuckerman : who talks of one 
of ** us" at college ; and who, as he goes on 
in his outline of tlie artist's career, always 
keeps up that affectionate tone, which arises 
from never forgetting that "we were boys 
together." Evidence of this heart in work ; 
may be found in the following passage : 
I " The instinct of genius discovers amid cir- 
cumstances apparently inauspicious, the means 
and incentives for its development. In the 
community where Greenough was bom and 
passed his early years, there existed a preva- 
lent taste and more than one noble example to 
, eacourage the votary of letters ; Stuart's mas- 
'terpieces, family portraits by Copley, a fbw 
* choice originals and many fine copies from the 
[|Old masters, as well as the presence of native 
f artists of more or less skill and fame, offered 
fa stimulus to the cultivation of drawing and 
^painting: the system of, popular edecation, 
■and the intellectual tone of society, were also 






highly favorable to individual culture in its 
general relations : but the art of modelling 
m clay was rardy if ever practised, the speci- 
mens of sculpture were few, and only a 
strong natural bias could have so early direct- 
ed Greenough's aspirations towards the art. 
Having a decided sense of form, a love of im- 
itating it, and a mechanical aptitude which 
kept his knife, pencil, and scissors continually 
active, he employed hours in carving, draw- 
ing, and moulding to^s, faces, and weapons, 
by way of amusinghimself and his comrades. 
I have seen a head evidently taken from an 
old Roman coin, executed upon a bit of com- 
pact plaster about the size of a penny, admi- 
rably cut b^ Greenough with a penknife and 
common nail, while a schoolboy, seated upon 
the door-step of one of his neighbors. The 
lady who observed this achievement, preserv- 
ed the little medal with religious care : and 
was the first to giro the young sculptor a 
commission. It was for her that he executed 
the beautiful ideal bust of the Genius of Love. 
This propensity soon took a higher range. It 
was encouraged by the mechanics and profes- 
sional men around him, whose good-will his 
agreeable manners and obvious genius propi- 
tiated. One kind artisan taught him the use 
of fine tools ; a stone-cutter, of more than 
ordinary taste, instructed him to wield a 
chisel ; benevolent librarians allowed him the 
use of plates, casts, and manuals : a physi- 
cian eave him access to anatomical designs 
and iUustrations ; and Binon, a French artist, 
known by his bust of John Adams in Fanenil 
Hall, Boston, encouraged him to model at his 
side. Thus, as a mere schoolboy, did Gree- 
nough glean the rudiments of an artistic edu- 
cation without formal initiation. With eclec- 
tic wisdom he sought and found the aid he 
required, while exploring the streets of his 
native town: one day he might be seen poring 
over a folio, or contemplating a plaster copy of 
a famous statue : and, on another, exercising 
his mechanical ingenuity at the office of Solo- 
mon Willard, whose fkmily name yet stamps, 
with traditional value, many an old dial-plate 
in New England : now he eageriy watches 
Alpheus Cary as he puts the finishing touch 
to a cherub's head on a tombstone; and, 
aeain, he stands a respectfel devotee before 
Shaw or Coggswell, waiting for some treasur- 
ed volume on the process or the rusults of his 
fiivorite art, from the shelves of Harvard and 
the Athenaeum. Semeof his juvenile triomphs 
are still remembered by his playmates— es- 
pecially a pistol ornamented wHh reUevo 
flowers in lead, a series of carriages moulded 
in bee's-wax, scores of wooden daggers taste- 
fully carved, a lion couohant, modelled with 
a spoon from a pound of butter, to astonish 
his mother *s guests ot tea, elaborate card-pa- 
per plans for estates, and, as a climax to these 
childish yet gracef^ experiments, a little fig- 



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BIZARRE. 



are of Penn out in chalk from an eDgrftTing 
of his statue in the Port-Folio." 

Another evidence is obtained from the ex- 
tract which Mr. Tuckerman gives from his 
Italian Sketch Book and which takes his sub- 
ject up when pursuing his art at Florence : — 

** On one of the last afternoons preceding my 
embarkation, I had sat a long hour opposite a 
striking, though by no means faithml por- 
trait of Greenough, while one of the faurest 
of his kindred spoke fondly of him, and 
charged me with many a message of love for 
the ^ed absentee. On a table beneath the 
picture stood one of the earliest products of 
his chisel. I glanced from the countenance 
of the young sculptor, to the evidence of his 
dawning genius : I listened to the story of his 
exile ; and thenceforth he was enshrined high 
and brightly among the ideals of my memory. 
With rapid stepA, therefore, the morning aif- 
ter my arrival in Florence, I threaded the 
narrow thoroughfare, passed the gigantic 
cathedral, nor turned aside until, from the 
end of a long and quiet street, I discerned the 
archway which led to the domicile of my 
countryman. Associations arose within me, 
such as the time-hallowed and novel objects 
around failed to inspire. There was a pecu- 
liar charm in the idea of visiting the foreign 
studio of a countryman devoted to the art of 
sculpture, to one who was fresh from the stir- 
ring atmosphere of his native metropolis. 
Trav^ersing the court and stairway, I could 
but scan the huge fragments of marble that 
lined them, ere entering a side door, I found 
myself in the presence of the artist. He was 
seated beside a platform, contemplating an 
unfinished model, which bore the impress of 
recent moulding. In an adjoining apartment 
was the group of the Guardian Ajigel and 
Child — the countenances already radiant with 
distinctive and touching loveliness, and the 
limbs exhibiting their perfect contour, al- 
though the more graceful and delicate lines 
were as yet undevdoped. One by one I re- 
cognised the various plaster casts about the 
room — mementos of his former labors. My 
eye fell on a bust which awakened sea and 
forest piotures — the spars of an elegant craft, 
the lofty figure of a hunter, the dignified 
bearing of a mysterious pilot It was the 
physiognomy of Cooper. And yon original, 
wrdi-looking gentleman ? Ah ! that canbe no 
other than Francis Alexander. Surely those 
Adosis-like ringlets, so* aintilv carved, be- 
long to one whom it is most pleasing to re- 
member aa the author of some exouisite verses 
under the signature of Roy. No one can 
mistake the benevolent features of Lafayette, 
or Uie expressive image of the noble pifgrim- 
bard ; or fail to linger in the corridor, over 
the embodiment of one of his fairest creations 
— the figure of the dead Medora. In other 
studios ^ the land I bdieldamore numerous 



and imposing array ; but in none could I dis- 
cover more of that individuality of design 
and execution which characterizes native in- 
tellectual results. 

Coleridge^s favorite prescription for youth- 
ful atheism was love : on the same prmcipk 
would we commend to the admiration of the 
scoffer at a spiritual philosophy, the unwav- 
ering and martjrr-like progress of genius to- 
wards its legitimate end. In this character- 
istic, the course of all lifted beings agrees. 
They have a mission to nilfil : and lured be- 
times, as they may be, by the flowers of the 
wayside, and baffled awhile, as is the destiny 
of man, by vicissitude — from first to last tht 
native impulse, the true direction, is every- 
where discernible. In the case of Greenouffii. 
this definiteness of aim, this solemnity of 
determination, if we may so call it, is re- 
markably evident. Often did he incur the 
penalty of tardiness, by lingering to gaze al a 
wooden eagle which surmounted the gateway 
of an old edifice he daily passed. — thinking, j 
as he told me, how beautiful it must be to 
earve such a one. 

When he arrived in Genoa he was Tet in 
his minority. He entered a church. A sta- 
tue, more perfect than he had ever beheld, 
met his eye. With wonder he saw hundreds 
pass it by, without bestowing even a glance. 
He gazed in admiration on the work of art. 
and marked the careless crowd, till a new and 
painful train of thoughts was suggested. 
* What !' he soUloouized, *are the muUitode 
so accustomed to beautiful statues that even 
this fails to excite their passing notice ? How- 
presumptuous, then, in me, to hope to aooom- 
plish anything worthy of the art I* He was 
deeply moved, as the distance between him- 
self and the goal he had fimdly hoped to 
reach, widened to his view : and conoealix^ 
himself among the rubbish of a palace-^ard, 
the younir and ardent exile sought rebeC in 
tears. * genius !' I mused, going forth vilh 
this anecdote fresh from his lips, * how lays- 
terious thou art ! And yet how identical aie 
the characteristics of thy children ! Susoeir- 
tible and self-distrusting, and yet vividly ooa- 
scious of high endowments — slow to ezeoate 
and quick to fed — ^pressinx on amid the 
ning voices of human afinrements, or the 
wailing cry of human weakness and wai 
as pilgrims bent on an errand of more tfaaa 
earthly import, through a night of duMMM 
and trial, and yet ever beholding the #v,. 
hearing the angel-choir, and hastening «• Id* 
worship I' 

On one of the most beautiful rvrni^gl eT 
my visit, I accompanied Greenouch !• ^ 
studio where be proposed to erect his 

of Washington. It was a neat edifice i ^ 

had formerly been used as a chapel ; a^ AvI 
its commodious size and retired siti) 
seemed admirably adapted to his 



PANORAMA OF NEW YORK. 



U^ 



The softened effulgence of an Italian twilight 
glimmered through the high windows, and 
the quiet of the place was invaded only by 
distant rural sounds and the murmur of the 
nearest foliage in the evening breeze. There 
wfts that in the scene and its suggestions, 
which gratified my imagination, ithought 
of the long and soothing days of approaching 
summer, which my companion would devote, 
in this sditary and pleasant retreat, to his 
noble enterprise. I silently rejoiced that the 
blessed ministry of nature would be around 
him, to solace, cheer, and inspire, when his 
energies were bending to their gl rious task : 
—that when weariness fell upon his spirit, he 
could step at once into the luxurious air, and 
look up to the deep green cypresses of Fiesole, 
or bare his brow to the mountain wind, and 
find refreshment : — that when doubt and per- 
plexity baffled his zeal, he might turn his 
gaze towards the palace roofs and churoh 
domes of Florence, and recall the trophies of 
art wrought out by travail, misgivings, and 
care, that are garnered beneath them : that 
when his hope of success should grow faint, 
he might suspend the chisel's movement, 
raise his eye to the western horizon, and re- 
member the land for which he toiled." 

It should be stated that the accomplished 
lady of Greenongh is preparing a Ufe of her 
husband for the press, and we learn it will 
appear in the course of the present autumn 
or winter. Her charms as a young lady, the 
writer once had an opportunity to judge of. 
Shall he say that they wero transcendent? 
Even more; he believes Mrs. Greenough is 
^inently capable of ful filing the most affec- 
tionate office, she has taken upon herself. 



PANORAMA OF NEW YORK. 

Mr. John S. Taylor, of New York, an old- 
time popular publisher, has just issued a neat 
little volume with this title. It is fh)m the 
well-known and clever pen of Mr. Comdius 
Mathews : and constitutes a vade mecum, for 
visitors to great Gotham, which, while it 
directs whither to wend their lion-hunting 
footsteps, at the same time furnishes them 
with useful thoughts and reflections as they 
pass fiom sieht to sight. It is a good book 
to read. The style of t'le work is racy; 
indeed the whole contents seem to have fiowed 
away from the author's pen in a free, smooth, 
and quickly moving stream. All the notice- 
able things of New York are touched upon, 
Phineas T. Bamum and, of course the Crys- 
tal Palace. 

The following is an admirable hit at the 
importance which is too often ^ven to every 
thmg foreign, or rather at the httle true Ame- 
rican predilection which is to be found in our 
greftt cities, and particularly in New York : 



*' I propose to begin at the beginning, and 
to show, in my own simple history, the utter 
absurdity of being bom an American : that 
in the creation of an American, Nature intends 
a huge joke ; or, to sum up all in brief, that / 
it may be fairly doubted, if not entirdy de- 
monstrated, whether, properly speaking, there 
is any such place as America. I am willing 
to admit that the title ** America*' does ap- 
pear in various geographies, gazetteers, and 
other publications of a like kind ; also, that 
there is a certain considerable snpo^dal 
space mai'ked off in many, perhaps in all of 
the maps or atlases in common use, which 
passes also under that designation ; but 
whether there is any distinctive country, with 
its own proper customs, habits, aelf-relytng 
usages, answering to that name, or any such 
characteristic creature, representing such 
customs, habits, and usages, called American, 
will appear or not, ladies annd gentlemen, 
when we have advanced a little further in 
the subject. 

I was first led to entertain doubts in this 
way. It was the custom of my father — peace 
to his memory ! — to have me accompany him 
to the shop of the barber, wh«« he submitted 
every other day to his quarterly shaving. In 
these visits, it happened, not nurdy, when the 
shop was well attended with custonoers, thai 
I, a lad perhaps some five or six years of age, 
was prompted to mount a chair, and recite or 
improvise a brief oration on some current sub- 
ject arising at the moment ; and my success 
was often so considerable that I received an 
honorary gratuity of a sixpenny piece — whi<^ 
altogether inspired me with the feeling that 
native talent was held in high esteem among 
my countrymen. This opinion I cherished 
and hdd fast till my tenth year, when my mind 
was disturbed by ithe unusual commoticMi in 
the same shop at the announcement of the 
death of the British Premier, George Canning, 
and the appearance, shortly thereiafter, in an 
honorary gilt frame, of a colored head of the 
said Canning, assigned to the most conspicu- 
ous position on the wall . This shock was fol- 
lowed up with a pair of boots, purehased for 
my iuvenile wearing, which I heard named 
Wellingtons, and which, vended as they were 
freely in my own city here ci Sew York, I 
learned w6re so named in honor of a distin- 
guished general who had spent his life in fight- 
ing the battles of the English Government. 

As I grew in years, evidences thickened 
upon me. To say nothine of Liverpool eoal, 
Kidderminster carpets, and such indoor impor- 
tations, I found the same shadow crossing m j 
path in the public streets, laid out by the same 
native corporation. I struck out to the east, 
and found myself rambling in Albion Place: 
I wandered to the west, and landed in Abing- 
don Square ; I pushed <m for the north, ami 
came square upon the snag of London Tcr* 



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BIZARRE. 



mce. I nsed to rub my eyes, and wonder 
whether I was in the New World or the Old ; 
and was afflicted with the uncomfortable sen- 
sation of the man who went to sleep in the 
mountains, and waking up after a twenty 
yeors* nap> opened his eyes under a republi- 
can government, altough his slumbers had 
begun under a royal rule. Mine was merely 
reversed : I &ncied I had slept backwards 
to the good old times of Greorge the Third, and 
was surprised to miSs the statue of that ex- 
cellent king from its old post of authority in 
the centre of the Bowling Green, next to the 
Battery. 

"When I had grown up to be old enough to 
take an interest in books, I found the same 
happy delusion still maintained. I put out 
my hand, as I suppose boys do in other coun- 
tries, to seize upon some ballad, history, or 
legend connected with the fortunes of my 
own people ; and I found twenty busy gen- 
tlemen zealously filling it with £ngish publi- 
cations. — Whatever my humor might be, to 
laugh or cry, for a glimpse of high life or low, 
for verse or prose, there was always one of 
these industrious gentlemen at my side, urg- 
ing on my attention a book by some writer 
a great way off, which had no more to do with 
my own proper feelings or the sentiments of 
my country, than if they had been Persian 
or Patagonian— only they were in the English 
language, always English. I said to myself, 
as I began to consider these matters, I'll take 
to the newspapers ; surely these, as belong- 
ing to the country, published in the country, 
and by men like mysdf, must make me ample 
amends for being practised upon in the bound 
books : I will read the newspapers. Never 
was boy, thirsting after patriotic reading, 
more completely duped. One after the other , 
there were police reports, with slang phrases 
that certainly never originated in any of the 
courts or prison of the New World ; elabor- 
ate accounts of pnze-flghts and cricket 
matches, what not of that sort : and withal, 
such an out-pouring of disagreeable associa- 
tions, that the shadow fell upon my spirit 
again, and I was more than ever clear upon 
the point, \hat whoever had the naming of 
this quM'ter of the globe in the maps and 
gazetteers, had clearly committed an egre- 
gious mistaken calling it America ;* he should 
have named it Little Britain. 

In spite of these discouraging convictioris, 
I saw that the people about me were given 
to laughter, and, in a way of their own, had 
something of a relish for merriment. I have 
it at last, I said to myself: they let these 
heavy dogs of Englishmen name their streets 
and edit the newspapers 9 but when they 
come to anything elegant, sportive, and cheer- 
ful , they take the matter into their own hands. 
I'll go to the Museum and see what the Amer- 
icans, my fellow-ooontrymen, are about 



there. Will you believe it ? — as I live, the 
first ohoect I encountered in the hall was the 
cast-off state coach of Her Majesty, Queen 
Adelaide, so blocking up the way that I 
made no attempt to advance further; but 
turning on my heel, I determined to indem- 
nify myself at one of the theatres I struck 
for the nearest, and, as if in conspiracy with 
the state coach, the first notes I caught fnm 
the orchestra were "God save the Queen," 
played with great energy by the musiciins, 
and vigorously applauded by a portion of the 
audience. I tried another house immediatdj, 
where I was entertained during my shori 
stay, by an old gentleman in a whig, (unlike 
any other old gentleman I had ever seen in 
my life,) who was denouncing somebody or 
other, not then visible, as having conducted 
himself in a manner altogether unworthy an 
"honest son of Britain!" There was stiU 
another left to me — a popular resort — where 
flaming bills, staring me in the face every 
time I passed, had promised abundant " nov- 
elty suited to the times." I have you at last, 
methinks : you cannot escape me now ; this 
is the theatre for my money. What was mj 
astonishment, on entering and possessiDg my- 
self of one of the small bills of the evening, to 
discover that they had taken one of those 
new books I had come away from home to 
avoid, and made a play of it ; it was really too 
much partridge by a long shot. There wis 
not a mouthful of air, it would seem, to be had 
for love or money : the moment I opened my 
mouth, wherever it might be, at home or 
abroad, for health or pleasure, these busy die- 
tarians were ready with their everlasting par- 
tridge, to goi^ge me to the throat. 

Where was the use of repining ? Time heab 
all wounds of the youthful spirit I grew to 
man's estate. Now (said I, diuckling to my- 
self at thought ;) I will set this matter right 
These men mean well ; they would gire just 
what you desire, but, poor fellows, they havn't 
it to give. That (I continued to myself.) is 
easily settled ; I will take an American sub- 
ject, (allowing for the nonce, that there is snch 
a place as America:) I will represent a man 
of character, a hero, a patriot. I will place 
him in circumstances deeply interesting to the 
country, and to which the republican feeling 
of the country shall respond with a cheer. 
No sooner thought than done. The piaj was 
written : an American historical play, l^th 
some little art a hearing was procured from 
one of these gentlemen— a stage manag^a*. as 
they call him. I stufied him , that all the p^es 
and organs of his system might be in tome, 
with a good dinner ; which he did not disdain : 
although I may mention that the greens vere 
raised in Westchester, and the ducks fliiot <m 
the Sound. I announced the title and subject 
and proceeded to read : during this bosmees 
he seemed to be greatly moved. At the con- 



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341 



elusion of the MS. I found my manager in a 
much less comfortable humor than at the table. 
In a word, with ill-concealed disdain, he pro« 
Dounced the plaj a failure, and wondered that 
anybody would spend his time on subjects so 
unwortny the English Drama, as littleprovin- 
cial squabbles like those of American Biistory. 
He was right ; American History is not a suit- 
able subject for the English Drama. With 
doubts still thickening in my mind whether 
this was America, I paid the reckoning, thrust 
my play in my pocket, and hurried home, 
anxious to consult some authentic chronicle, to 
make sure whether there had been such an 
eyent as the Revolutionary War. Such an 
event was certainly there set down, at consi- 
derable length, and one George Washington 
was mentioned as having taken part in it. The 
printed beok I read from was called the His- 
tory of the United States; but from all I 
could see, hear, and learn, easily, about me, the 
United States, so referred to, was decidedly 
non-existent, at least so far as I had yet pushed 
my researches. 

But I did not, even now, altogether despair. 
I said again, perhaps I am limiting myself to 
too humble a range of observation : why 
should I confine myself to the city of New 
York» Empire City though it be, and capital 
of this great Western Continent ? I will change 
the scene ; I will go a journey : t will strike 
for Bunker Hill : if I find that, all is safe. Bos- 
ton is not at the end of the earth, nor is one a 
life-time in getting there. I found Bunker 
Hill : I could not easily miss it, for there was 
a great pile of stones, a couple of hundred feet 
high, which a blind man could not have missed 
if he had been travelling that way. You are 
mistaken, young man, (I again addressed my- 
self, as I contemplated the granite pyramid : ) 
there has been a Revolutionary War: the 
American Colonies fought it, and after a 
severe struggle, great waste of blood, treasure, 
and countiel of great men, they severed them- 
selves from the Mother Country, and they 
were free ! The little grievances which have 
irked you, such as names of streets, play- 
houses, and such trifles, are scarcely worthy 
of your consideration : politically, you are 
free. You have your own political institu- 
tions, with which no stranger can intermeddle: 
what more could you ask ? 

I was hugging myself in this comfortable 
ccmviction, pacing proudly in the shadow of 
Faneuil Hall, that venerable cradle of our 
boasted Independence, when a boy placed in 
my hand an ** extra sheet,'' from which I 
learned that a steamer had just arrived from 
England, and had that moment landed, on the 
very wharf of Boston where the tea was 
dumped, an emissary, apparently authorized 
by the Mother Countiy, for he was a member 
of ibe British Parliament, who had come to 
resume in doe form, the old political authority 



of the Mother Country, and to direct us, w- 
cathedra, in the reeulation of those very politi- 
cal concerns of which we fancied we had ac- 
quired the exclusive control by fighting 
tbrough that old Revolutionary War You 
see, my dear friends, it was all a mistake : 
the whole thing is a cunningly devised fable ; 
there was no such man as George Washing- 
ton, (£EU»tionsly represented as the father of 
his country :) and there is no such country as 
America. The sooner we reconcile ourselves 
to the facts, the more comfortable we shall all 
be. Christopher Columbus, in the order of 
Providence, was a great mistake."^ 

SKETCHES OF OEORGIA. 

SEBTGH TENTH. 

The Indian — His Mgnners — Etiphoniovs Lau" 
guage — Poetic Disposition — Mythology , ^c. 

The oak-grown mound, the charred duca>ing'bone, 
The well chipp'd dart, the pipe, the neat-cut stone, 
These all remind us of an ancient Race — 
In each of these, their customs still we trace. 

Anonymous. 

Although the red men have propably for- 
ever bade a last farewell to many portions of 
this country, — localities at once beautiful in 
aspect, fruitful in vegetation, and endeared to 
them by the thousand ties of home, those 
holy bands which so firmly bind even the 
heart of a savage to the spot which gave him 
birth — although their camp-fires and war- 
cries, songs and dances, have died away in 
the forests, yet their remembrance still sur- 
vives — and their memory will ever be asso- 
ciated with those regions whence they have 
been ruthlessly expelled by a more powerful 
race, or swept onward before the advancing 
tide of civilization. Their sweet native lan- 
guage is linked with the rivers and moun- 
tains, the valleys and waterfalls, and these 
will ever perpetuate the names which were so 
appropriately bestowed upon them, by that 
people who first gazed upon them, and ad- 
mired their beauties. Yes, long after the 
graves of their chieftains shall have been 
levelled with the earth, when the sound of 
their footsteps shall no more be heard amid 
the forests, when even the plough-share shall 
have revealed the last stone wUch they had 
chiselled into symmetry and use, every Geor- 
gian will delight to preserve unchanged this 
euphonious local nomenclature, and cherish 
with interest the many legends whidi speak 
of their wars, their loves, their sports, and 
their deaths. The names of Savannah, Tal- 
lulah, Toccoa, Alatamaha, Allatoona, Nan- 
cooche. Chattahooche, and many others, all 
remind us of those, who beheld the objects 
which they designate long before the foot of 
the Anglo^xon had ever pressed the soil of 



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this Western World. Over these fields, now 
yellow with the ripening rice, or whitened hy 
the bursting cotton, they roamed an ancient 
race. The surface of these calm rivers and 
arms of the sea was skimmed by their grace- 
ful canoes ; in the depths of the forest rang 
the stem war whoop of the warrior or the 
shout of triumph from the successful hunter. 
Here by the limpid brook with its gentle mur- 
murs, the Indian lover knelt in homage at the 
feet of some maiden beauty — and there with 
the thunder-tones of some water-fall, striking 
upon his ear, its foam gathering thickly upon 
his flowing locks, the chieftain invoked the 
protection of the Supreme Being, and swore 
perpetual enmity against the oppressors, of his 
nation. In every religious ceremony, iinder 
every form of worship, they acknowledged 
the controlling influence of but one divine in- 
telligence, whom in reverence they denomin- 
ated the Great Spirit. Paying their sacrifices 
to imaginary and fantastic sub deities of the 
air, the storm, the woods, and the water, as 
other nations before them had done, and that 
far more blindly ; they were still free from 
that corruption incident thereto, which in so 
marked ajdegree disgraces the history of the 
City of the seven hills, and her enlightened 
but degraded companions. In their wild na- 
tive state, vice and immorality were seldom 
known, and never cherished with a fostering 
hand. Never did they amid debauchery and 
revehngs, with boisterous songs shout in hon- 
or of &cchus, God of the wine cup and em- 
G5ror of drunkards, with his red cheeks, 
oated body and licentious minions. The 
excesses of a love, were incompatible with 
that loftv purity, and those heroic perfections 
which they attributed to their own moun- 
tain Divinity. Many of the dreamy pleasures 
of Elysium would to them have proved weari- 
some, and devoid of all substantial enjoyment. 
The God of battle they could propitiate with 
the bloody trophies of war, implore the aid 
of him who watched over the feeble pulse 
and the throbbing temple, catch the voice of 
the storm-god as he spoke in, the deep-toned 
thunder, and revealed his majesty in the 
scorching, flashing lightning — view the mild 
fiMse of the god of love, as seen in the pide 
moon-beams, but never would they yield obe- 
dience to'him who would at one moment woo 
his sister Juno, at another overcome the inno- 
cence of Dane, again fly into the arms of 
Loda, behave like a rufiQan in the likeness of 
a viriid satyr to Antiope, impose upon Alcmena 
by assuming the figure of her husband Am- 
phitryon, in the shape of fire win the heart 
of Egina, or deceive Oalisto by counterfeit- 
ing the modesty and countenance of Diana. 
No, never would the child of the forest re- 
ceive him as his supreme ruler, who could 
thus compromise even the dignityof a man, 
and play the libertine at will. Well might 



the **I>iTmn pater horoiiramque rex" witii his 
golden shoes and emimiidered cloak, sittifig 
upon a throne of ivory, brandishing thunder- 
bolts in his right hand against the giants at 
his feet, veil his face before the noble image of 
the Indian God, attired in his unadorned ma- 
jesty, enthroneil upon his mountain efaatr. 
Not only were they remarkable for the exalt- 
ed conceptkms which they entertained of a 
religion, wanting it is true the fundana^tal 
elements of Christianity, yet purified from 
the debasing sensuality which so prominently 
characterizes that of other nations, whom 
men have esteemed wiser and more polished ; 
bat in their private conduct, brave, hospita- 
ble, observant of another*s rights, mindnil of 
a generous deed, a service rendered, they were 
a noble specimen of a people who had never 
enjoyed the privileges of civilization, and yet 
practiced many of it*^irtues. This nation 
once possessed the soil which we now iidiab- 
it. Shall we toil amid the ruins of Babylon 
and Nineveh, shall the traveller with w^eaiy 
foot seek to gaze upon the falling columns of 
the temple of Minerva, shall the ponderous 
remains of Herculaneum and Pompeii be ex- 
plored with enthusiastic zeal, and with im- 
mense labor be dragged forth to light, and 
will the American permit all traces of the 
Red man to lie neglected and unnoticed? 
Rather let the spirit of research, of genotxis 
investigation prevail : for these are the me- 
mentoes of those who were the Aborigines of 
our beloved land. No fluted columns of Oara- 
ra marble, no remains of what the hands of 
Phidias had once chiselled into beauty, no 
monumental piles of solid masonry, no " gates 
of rust coated brass** allure ns on to the 
search, but the Indian is before us in aU the 
native simplicity of his manners, customs, 
and utensils : in all the austerity, frugality 
and bravery of his soul. Let each and every 
memorial he collected, arranged, and preser?- 
ed, for they will serve as leading data for the 
history and antiquities of North America. Al- 
ready has the office been undertaken, and 
rapidly is the scheme advancing to the desir- 
ed conckision. While the pen of a Cooper, 
an Irving, and a Simms, have invested with 
an air of poetry the very name and nature of 
the Indian, Mr. Schoolcraft with indomiti^c 
perseverance, extended research, and disda- 
guished ability, has succeeded in presentmg 
us with such accurate statistics of the pre- 
sent and past condition of the various trita, 
that while his work is an honor to him who 
executed it, and the general govvimBttt 
which fbstered it, no grounds, or exctise te- 
mains to any one, in justificatien of his k* 
norance upon the general features of the lib- 
Ject. He has not confined himself mm^j 
with collecting scattered fragments of Hmt 
rude arts, but has deciphered their |M»- 
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343 



tSme into tke wigwiim, ftoqoainting ns with 
idl that pertains to their social economy — 
again caused the bloody vision of the ambus- 
cade, or the exciting rivalry of the chase to 
live afresh-^presented the orator as with na- 
tive, nntrammdled eloquence, he enchained 
the attention of his council, at the same time 
investing each and every scene with such mi 
air of truthfulness, and painting the varied 
pictures in colors so deeply dipped in the dye 
of poetry, that the imagination is delighted, 
while solid information is imparted. 

The skies, the woods, the waters, were the 
Indian's books. He read them attentivdy, 
and his expressions, his language, his temper- 
ment moulded by such originals, were all ne- 
cessarily poetical. Free and unconquered, 
they were always strikingly wild and bold in 
their expressions. Fragments of their ora- 
tory which have been perpetuated, are truly 
eloqueiLt But it is not our purpose to enter 
upon any analysis of the Indian mind^-to 
mark these traits which were peculiar to 
them as a race, or to recc^nt the numeroiis 
instances of their valor, intelligence, and 
aehievnients, which are so frequently to be 
found in the early historjr of our country. 
We have already alluded m a former sketch 
to the influence exerted by them upon the in- 
fimt colony of Georgia. Our present design 
is to present a few of those traces, which af- 
ter the lapse of many years still remain : sil- 
ently, yet powerfully remiding us of those 
whose voices are now hushed and gone, — 
whose foot-prints have been erased oy the 
flight of time, whose graves alone exist, 
mournful mementoes of the past. Probably 
the tribes of Southern Geoi^a possessed a 
temperament milder, and more peaceable than 
those which dwelt in sight of th^ bold moun- 
tains, and in hearing of the dashing water- 
falls of the Cherokee Region. Although all 
possessed that vivid imagination, and open, 
daring character incident to their mode of 
life, yet their dispositions, it is reasonaUe to 
presume, sympathized more or less with the 
scenery by which they were encircled. The 
most prominent of those Indian remains 
which now are fbund in the southern portion 
of the State are the mounds. Numbers of 
them are still upon the itdands, and along the 
coast generally. Hither they were pfo^bly 
attracted by the abundance of game, and fish, 
—here contests arose with reference to the 
possession and sole occupancy of certain lo- 
calities, and hence the multitudes of burial 
grounds, which now meet the eye in every 
direction. Upon a small island lyi ng between 
St. Catharine, and the main, near a very cop- 
ious spring, whose exhaustless streams have 
with undiminished flow continued as long as 
the memory of the white-man extends, we 
have counted no less than twelve or thirteen 
now extant, — ^besides traces oi others, al* 



most level with the ground. Extended oys- 
ter banks> and creeks well supplied with every 
variety of scale and shell-fish, in addition to 
the advantages aflbrded by this abundant 
supply of pure fresh water, in all probability 
rendered this a very attractive spot to tlie 
Indian. 

These mounds are generally circular in 
form, varying in height and extent. From 
the superior size of one, we are inclined to 
regard it as the resting place of some noted 
chief, although no local legends or traditions 
suggest the supposition. Many, from the 
combined effect of frequent storms, and the 
oft repeated furrows of the plough, are al- 
most even with the earth, and whitened bones 
may be seen mixed with broken pieces of 
pottery, and other implements of 4><>r^ ^^^ 
war&re, lying exposed upon the very surface. 
The mounds along the sea-coast are all com- 
posed of white sand, and on account of this, 
their soft and vielding character, are extreme- 
ly liable to obliteration. The majority, if not 
sXL of them, are consequently much reduced 
in size, and it is reasonable to suppose, that 
those of oldest date are completely washed 
away. Bones are frequently picked up where 
no traces of burial places can be clearly per- 
ceived. After an examination of several of 
these, we have been led to the conclusion, 
that the mounds in this vicinity were gener- 
ally, if not universally designed for burid 
places alone. If you will examine these, sev- 
eral interesting facts relative to their modes 
of burial will arrest the attention. In the 
first place it appears, that the body was plac- 
ed upon the ground, and then this mound of 
earth was heaped above it This is inferrable 
from the fact, that in making a perpendicular 
opening tJuough the centre, you will discover 
no remains of the dead until you descend to 
the level of the plain. Strange to relate, the 
Indians here burned their dead. The Uac- 
kened, charred bones, a complete layer of 
carbonized pieces of pine and oak, with half 
consumed sticks and leaves immediately over- 
lying these — together with the appearance of 
the earth beneath them, strongly indicating 
the presence of great heat, conclusively at- 
test the truth of this assertion. In conse- 
quence of this, the bones are frequently, con- 
siderably injured, and no order is observed in 
their subsequent arrangement. There are 
some exceptions however to this general rule. 
Two in particular now occur to us. In one of 
these mounds, the tall figure of a man (pro- 
bably he was a chief, because no other re- 
mains were there found) was discovered to be 
in a sitting posture, his hands apparently 
supporting his head, and his elbows resting 
upon the knees. No action of fire oonld be 
perceived. Possibly extraneous circumstan- 
ces may have caused this disposition of the 
frame, but the 8U|^)ositioQ seems plausible. 



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that here was interred some character of dis- 
tinction, and that as a mark of respect, the 
members of his tribe placed his body in a sit- 
ting posture, refraining from marring with 
fire that person, which they had regarded 
with so much respect and esteem. The othet* 
deviation from the afore-mentioned general 
method of disposing of their dead, was the 
following. The banks of one of those numer- 
ous short streams which do not extend into 
the main-land more than a few miles, on one 
occasion caved considerably. A gentleman 
shortly after the occurrence chanced to be ex- 
amining the alteration in the features of the 
bli^*, when suddenly his eye was arrested by 
what appeared to be two clay jars, the sides 
of which were visible, probably ten feet from 
the top of the bluff. Upon removing them, 
he found that they were tightly closed. The 
tops however having been forced off, imme- 
diately were seen the mouldering skeletons of 
two little infants. Placed there by a mother's 
hand, in fond hopes of preserving their ten- 
der forms fVom the revolting touch of the fell 
destroyer. Doubtless often had she shed co- 
pious tears of heartrending anguish over those 
small clay coffins, wherin rested perhaps the 
most, of what was to her, attractive on earth. 
The discovery was singular, and the vases 
with the mortal dust are carefulljr preserved. 
Afiecting memorials of that sensitive attach- 
ment which even an uncivilizxjd mother or 
father, entertains for her or his offspring. We 
remember while one evening opening a small 
mound which, with its red-sand, was lying 
immediately at the foot of a large live oak 
tree, Uasted by lightning, and now stretch- 
ing its giant iron arms perfectly denued over 
the spot, the spade suddenly revealed the lop 
of a skull, which was apparently quite en- 
tire. Carefully lifting it from its position, 
what was our surprise, to find it reposing 
within a pan, made of clay, neatly moulded, 
and just fitting it. Whether it was designedly 
placed therein or not, it is impossible to as- 
sert positively, although to all appearances, 
such seemed to be the manifest intention. 
These bones are generally quite brittle and 
soft, the necessary consequence of long expos- 
ure to the action of showers, keeping the 
earth moist. As a general rule we may say, 
that whenever a chieftain was buried, there 
they did not bum the dead, — but all others, 
being common members of the tribe, were 
burnt after death. This inference is deduced 
from the fact, that usually whenever you find 
a large mound with but a single skeleton; 
there little or no action of fire can be observ- 
ed, and the bones arc very nearly in proper 
position, but where upon examination, many 
fragments of limbs, skulls, <Sbc., are discover- 
ed in one mound, there you are sure to find a 
layer of charred pine bark, oak leaves, and 
pieces of wood, while the remains themselves 



clearly indicate the presence of fire, the bones 
being carbonized to such an extent, that they 
may readily be crushed between the forc-finge 
and thumb. In accordance with a custom 
which very generally prevailed among the In- 
dians of this continent, they here deposited 
the bows and arrows, tomahawks, stone 
knives, pots, beads and other ornaments be- 
longing to the deceased, with the body, en- 
tertaining the opinion, that when after tiie 
sleep of death, he should journey towards 
the green fields of the brave warriors who 
had gone before, then would he once more 
need these wei^)ons and utensils, in order to 
the successful chase, and capture of those 
beautiful deer, which there wandered in such 
abundance. From some of these n^otinds, 
hundreds of beads have been taken. These 
are usually made of clay hardened, or polish- 
ed stone — are regularly oblong in shape, with 
a neat hole drilled through the centre, in the 
direction of the major axis of the ellipse. As 
the plough glides through the fields, we des- 
cry the well chipped darts, which pointed 
their spears and arrows. The hatchet is 
turned up, while from their simple tombs \re 
exume the pipe which they smoked in peace, 
and fragments of the culinary vases *' around 
which the lodge circle gathered to their for- 
est meal." These hatchets are often found, 
and are deserving of notice. Usually they 
are of a dark color, although not unfrequoit- 
ly the stone used for their manufacture, is 
variegated, very hard, and capable of receiv- 
ing quite a high degree of polish. Through 
the head an aperture is maae for the handle 
— an operation which must have required con- 
siderable labor and skill, with the rude im- 
Elements which were then possessed. We 
ave seen many of them, however, entirely 
destitute of this. In such cases, a wide 
groove has been cut, by means of which the 
helve could be attached with the aid of sinews, 
or bark. Probably the most common purpose 
to which these stone-hatchets or tomahawks 
were applied, was that of warfare, as, hova 
their shape, and character, they would be al- 
mast completely usdess for cutting or split- 
ting any thing else than a human skull. The 
arrow and spear heads are wrought with as- 
tonishing symmetry, and you may even say 
beauty — speaking commentaries on the skiH 
and aptitude oi the workmen who executed 
them. They vary in length from one inch to 
a foot or more, and in breadth, from the half 
of an inch to three or four. The, shortest 
were employed in killing birds and small 
game, those of a medium size in the chasev 
while the laiger and longest, were used aa 
weapons of warfare, and for spearing fish* 
The form of these darts is familiar to us att« 
Some negroes have an idea that lightning ia 
pointed and oompased of these, and hence the 
reason why trees are so much bruised when 



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struck. Thus, when aaktog such individuals 
to hunt for '* flints'' (as they term them) for 
vou, they will reply, '* yes massa, soon as I 
kin find where de tunder strike, I will git 
you some.'' The groimd, on these Islands 
particularly, is covered with the broken parts 
of pots, and earthen utensils of various de- 
signs. In consequence of their temporary 
nature, it is now a rare occurrence to obtain 
one of them perfect. Doubtless, if little In- 
dian children were as careless as those of the 
present day, caps and the culinary vessels in 
genend, suffered considerably, and needed 
frequently fresh supplies in places of those 
which the younger members or the household 
had fractured. The sides of these are im- 
pressed with various stamps, many of them 
displaying both ingenuity and precision in 
construction. It would appear from a close 
examination, that they first made a wicker 
work, arranging this according to some fanci- 
ful pattern, and then in the inside of this, 
fipread the day. This hardening, the reed or 
oak-work around it was removed, and then 
you would necessarily have the shape, and 
peculiar impression still remaining, which the 
utensil had received when in a soft state. We 
might pr9ce6d to notice several other articles, 
such as round hand stones for mashing 
parched com, knives for skinning deer, pol- 
ishing stones &c./ but our sketch is already 
becoming too long. One other article how- 
ever should not be omitted, as it is one of the 
most attractive of these relics. Perhaps a 
greater variety exists among the pipes, than 
amonjg any other given kind of the numerous 
remains. The majority of them are formed 
of the same material as that which composes 
the pottery, to wit, a mixture of silex with 
alumina, colored incidentally by the peroxide 
of iron, which here abounds in plentiful, al- 
though weak portions. This red-clay is sub- 
sequently sun-dried, and then subjected to 
the action of fire, thereby rendered quite 
hard. You will at one time find these pipes 
presenting the face of a man. at another time 
exhibiting both head, arms, and stomach. 
These impressions formed when the clay was 
wft, are neatly executed. The perforation 
for the stem is often ingeniously arranged. 
Sometimes made in the arm, again in the 
breast, neck, or mouth of our clay compan- 
ion. Those, however, most remarkable, and 
Worthy of attention, are the calumets, or pipes 
of peace. We term them thus, because their 
peculiar conformation, size, identity of ap- 
pearance, and scarcity, would seem to indicate 
that they were employed only on extraordin- 
arv occasions. You will not see one of these, 
where scores of the common day pipes may 
be readily obtained. Their weight forbids 
the supposition that they were commonly 
carried about the person, and used for every 
day purposes. Besides, the capacity of the 



bowl is such, that one individual could not 
reasonably be expected to exhaust it. The 
flattened surface of the bottom, and the size 
of the aperture for the stem, induce the sup- 
position that they were generally placed upon 
the ground, and a long reed introduced. In 
fine, the entire conformation impels us to be- 
lieve, that these pipes were those, used in the 
Council chambers, or among the delegates of 
various tribes, when in general assembly they 
would, in accordance with customs which 
ever obtained at such seasons, cement bonds 
of union, grasp the right hand of fellowship, 
and plight their mutual good faith for pre- 
serving the alliance. How simple, and yet 
how emphatic was this ceremony — as each 
one by turns smoked the pipe of peace ! How 
much more appropriate and rational than 
that, which prevailed among the blood-thirs- 
ty followers of Odin ! These calumets are 
made of soap stone, and sometimes even of a 
species of agate. The bowl is veiy large and 
forms a right angle with the stem-end. The 
many ornaments with which they were wont to 
decorate them, the long tapering stem adorn- 
ed with eagles' plumes are all gone, and the 
simple pipe remains to remind us of days long 
since past, of scenes never aeain to be wit- 
nessed on these ^)ots. Probably there were 
different classes among the Indians, to each 
of which, peculiar tasks were assigned. Thus, 
the squaws planted the com and attended to 
the duties of the wigwaim. Some men sought 
the mountains, and thence selected suitable 
stones. From them the workman purchased, 
and fashioned the implements of warfare. 
Others again formed clay vessels and pipes. 
Would the stem chieftain and his brave com- 
panions in arms, returning from a victorious 
campaign in the enemy's dominions — crowned 
with the spoils of the vanquished, condescend 
to chip the dart, or tum the potters wheel ? 
We have confined our remarks to a brief no- 
tice of those Indian traces which are every 
' where to be found in Southern Georgia. Were 
opportunity allowed we would be pleased to 
enlarge. In the upper part of the State, there 
are some remarkable remains of which we 
shall at least casually speak hereafter. Deep- 
ly interesting would it prove, to linger and 
meditate beside these oak-grown mounds, 
upon the memories of the past, with all their 
instructions, trace the analogies existing be- 
tween this and other nations, with reference 
to their mutual advancement under similar 
circumstances, and with these mementoes be- 
fore our eyes, recal each form that once free 
as the air roamed over these very fields, 
drank from these springs, plunged in these 
identical briny waves here uved, bved war- 
red and died. 

* By midnight moons, o*er motstening dewf, 
In habit for thu chMe arraj'd 



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BIZARItE. 



Tb(* htmter itill Um deer pa»ue«. 
The hanter, and the deer, s shadel 

And long shall Urooroiis fiincy see. 
The pnioted chief and pointed ppear: 
And nea«on'§ self shall boir the knee, 
To shadows and delusions here.** 

*' Alas for them I their day is o^er, 
Their fires are out from shore to shore; 
No more Ibr them the wild deer bounds— 
The plough is on their bunting grounds, 
The pale man's axe rings thro' their woods, 
The pale man's sail i^kims o'er their floods; 
Thdr plearant springs are dry ; 
Their children—look, by power oppressed 
Ik'yoiid the mountains of the West— > 
Their children go— to die!** 

MISUSE OF LEISUKE. 

We have hitherto observed, that the chief 
source of the many evils, which corrupt the 
youth of our community, is the misuse of 
leisure time. It is in the hours of recreation, 
or when unemployed that children indulge in 
vicious practices. The remedy, therefore, for 
the evils which flow from this source, will 
only be found in furnishing the young with 
agreeable amusements of an innocent char- 
acter. As thinffs now exist, most of the 
amusements of the young, are of a pernicious 
tendency. But the evil influences of these 
amusements are not always inherent, but 
more frequently the result of associations. 
For instance, theatres as they are now oon- 
ducted have a corrupting tendency, but it is 
not because the ,dnm^ itself is of a vicious 
tendency; but because of things associated 
with it, designed to pamper a currupt taste. 
ft is not the representations of heroic actions. 
It is not poetry, painting nor music, that cor- 
rupt the heart: but the evil things of the 
theatre are for the most part not dramatic at 
all. It is exhibitions &c., which are adapted 
to the most vulgar taste ; and these things are 
prepared because they are more profitable to 
the proprietor of a theatre, than things of a 
more renned character would be. And it is so 
with most of our popular amuiiements, those 
who prepare such things, do so ibr the pur- 
pose of making money ; and consequently the 
pecuniary profit, and not the improvement of 
the public morals, is the sole aim of those 
who provide such thines. 

Those who pamper the base appetites, and 
vulgar tastes of men, make a great deal nK>re 
money, than those who strive to improve and 
refine the tastes and manners of their Mlow 
men. 

The powerful inducement of pecuniary in- 
terest leads thousands in our city to make a 
business of providing temptations and indul- 
gences, to all who are willmg to pay for them : 
and as we live under republican institutions. 



where men may chocne their business aod 
pleasures, these things cannot be prevented 
by any coercive measures. 

The only remedy is in providing counter 
attractions, to prevent young persons from 
habitually attending places calculated to cor- 
rupt their morals. Places should be prepar- 
ed for them where they would find the ra- 
quisite recreation without the evil influence. 

In such places of amusement and recrea- 
tion, our city is sadly deficient, and thou- 
sands of young persons, not confirmed in 
vicious habits pass their leisure time in the 
streets, in constant danger of temptatioiis, 
merely because there is nothing more agree- 
able, to which they can h^ve access. 

We propose to offer a plan of a school, 
which we think, to some extent, would pre- 
vent the boys of our city from becoming row- 
dies. But as the name of school is not verj 
attractive to boys, it would perhaps be bet- 
ter to call our institution by some other name. 
Suppose we should call it a '* Military insti- 
tute." Most boys love to play soldiers and 
even ** children of a larger growth" may be 
kept out of mischief by amusements of this 
kind. There is one great advantage in pot- 
ting such an establishment on a military foot- 
ing, and that is, that the imagination, will 
greatly aid in the first efforts. A paper cap 
with a chicken feather in it; will easily enable 
a boy to imagine himself Julius Ceasar, and 
anv kind of a drum will enable two boys to 
tbmk themselves a regiment of soldiers. 

If we wish to unite amusemnit, vntb in- 
struction we must begin with amusement, 
and if we at first, do but keep boys out of 
mischief, we will accomplish one important 
object. But we will do much more* 

Suppose we had a building like *'the Chi- 
nese Museum," and would bsgin byfbrming 
classes for military instruction. What boy- 
would not like to be a cadet of the Philadelpkui 
Military institute ; and have the privilege of 
wearing a cockade, on the 4th of July and oth- 
er parade days? They could be taught mili- 
tary drill ; and in this they would get some 
ideas of order and decorum. They could be 
taught music, and as many as would desire it 
might be instructed to perfonn on military 
instruments. As a taste for music is very com- 
mon ; there would propably be as many musi- 
cians as pri V ate soldiers. The boys could soon be 
taught to feel something of an esprit du corpSy 
and it would be an easy matter to make them 
understand that a soldier should be a gentle- 
man in manners and deportment. 

Incidentally all the most important brandies 
of instruction might be brought in. as parts 
of a military education. And the idea sooidd 
constantly be inculcated that a soldier and a 
gentleman should possess some of the i 
ments of education. 

Orders should be established, and 



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tnms arranged to indicate the p rogreg s and 
expertness of the cadets, and to stimalate an 
honorable ambition. Officers should be made 
of snch as were most exemplary ih conduct 
and skilful in exercises. 

The prospect of a grand parade would 
create a great interest on the part of boys, 
and would keep their attention engaged, and 
make them industrious in efforts to appear to 
advantage on such an occasion. 

We think that any person, who will give 
attention to the subiect, will perceive that 
this fondness for military display, and love of 
military music, may be turned to great ac- 
count, in the education of boys. With pro- 
per management an institution of this kind, 
would keep a great many boys out of mis- 
chief : and the very boys, most fond of * * run- 
ning with the machine," would be those 
most ready to come into such an institution. 

We are aware that many will be ready to 
uage objections to the introduction of the 
military art, or any other really recreative 
amusement into education : but we have never 
yet seen an objection that has any force in it. 

The idea that military instruction given to 
boys, will cause a disposition for war, when 
they become men, is altogether fallacious. 

Those things which have made our amuse- 
ments when we are children, do not excite 
our ambition when we are men. And the 
tinsel, noise, and display of military parades, 
have so much that is puerile in them, that a 
man of education- will generally regard them 
as things only calculate to gratify a childish 
vanity. 

If we would keep ** the boys" out of mis- 

I chief we must give them recreations which 

I they will tBke pleasure in. If we would do 

I any thing to improve the public morals we 

' must first consider that we have human beings 

to deal with, and we must deal with human 

nature as it is. We gain nothing by setting 

up an ideal standard of what It should be, 

; when it is not practicable to bring men to it. 

We must deal with human beings as they are, 

not as what they should be. 

We have merely spoken here of the intro- 
duction of military instruction, as one of the 
means by winch to make education attractive 
to boys. We do not consider this the only 
instrumentality which could be made opera- 
tive in such a work, but other means of im- 
provement which we might propose in con- 
nection with this would meet with perhaps 
more serious eppontion. **01d fogyism" is 
in the way of any improvement Many per- 
sons are interested in existing institutions, 
and popular prejudices are opp<^ed to innova- 
tions. But is it not time to do something ? 
^lall we rest satisfied, and say we have 
many splendid institutions, many noble char- 
ities, a magnificent system of public schools, 
besides other establishments designed to pro- 



mote intellectua] and moral improvement ? 

Will any one in Philadelphia have the 
courage to deny that the public morals are 
growing worse every day? Wi^l any one 
pretend to say that the people of our city 
are educated as they should be ? 

Every candid person will admit that some- 
thing should be done, and what better can we 
do, than to begin with an institution te keep 
boys out of mischief? 

The prudential motto, "let well enough 
alone," will not do here ; for things are not 
well enough, but progressing from bad to 
worse. We have grown to !:« a great city. 
So was Babylon ; so was 'Rome : and where 
are they ? While nations are poor, if they 
possess any virtue, they will command re- 
spect. Aut how many have heretofore con- 
tinued to command respect when they have 
grown rich? 

Prosperity, to nations, as to individuals is 
more dangerous than adversity. 

There is yet virtue in the American people, 
but it is not properly stimulated, not proper- 
ly directed. The great evil of money getting 
has so absorbed the more influential part m 
the people, that they see no good iu any thing 
but wealth, no vice in any thing but poverty. 

The people are not properly ^ucated. We 
do not mean the *' vulgar profane," but peo- 
ple of some pretensions, snow continually a 
gross want of proper manners. We are not 
so educated as to understand the value of 
politeness. Modest merit meets no apprecia- 
tion, while bare-faced impudence and ignor- 
ance, push themselves into high places of hcm- 
or and emolument. 

** Fools ruth in wbert angda fiMtr to tretd." 

But it needs no argument to prove the 
want of some means of improvement. We 
wish to show that the means now relied upon 
are insufficient. And that our citizens great- 
ly deceive themselves, if they suppose that 
*« prohibitory liquor laws" ** The suppression 
of the fire department," and such other 
movements as now occupy the public atten- 
tion, together with such means of education 
as are now in operation, are enough to cure 
the giant evils which are about to desolate 
our l&autiful city. 

We want something very different from 
what we now have, and we must realize that 
want before we will be like to make any im- 
provement We must enlarge our ideas of 
the importance and necessity of attention to 
this matter before any great good will be ac- 
complished. 

While the amusements of the people are 
neglected there will be no great improvement 
in their morals, and it is not the part of wis- 
dom to overiook the amusements of little chil- 
dren. €Hve them something reaUy pleasant 
and they will not show so great a disposition 
to ♦* prey on garbage." 



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BIZABRS. 



RES CURIOS^l. 



REPROVING A KING. 

James Murphy, who travelled throuph Portu- 
gal in 1789 and 1790, relates the following 
anecdote of Alfonso the fourth, king of that 
country : 

** Alfonso the fourth, on his accession to 
the throne, passed a month together (a royal 
palace contiguous to the village of Cintra, 
where we then were,) in hunting the wild 
heasts which in his time roved in numbers 
about the mountains. The severe reproof he 
he received from one of his subjects, deserves, 
to be recorded. 

"Whilst the king was enjoying the pleasure 
of the chase with his favorites, the affairs of 
the state were consigned to men who studied 
their own interest more than that of the 
public. The nobilitv, perceiving the abuses 
of the ministers, ana the sovereign inatcntive 
to the duties of his crown, held a council at 
Lisbon, to which they invited the prince. He 
accordingly appeared ; but, instead of attend- 
ing to their deliberations, he proceeded to re- 
cite his adventures at Cintra, with all the le- 
vity of a young aportsman. When he had 
finished his narrative, one of the noblemen 
stood up, and thus addressed the king : — 
"Sire, courts and camps were allotted for 
kings, not woods and mountains. When 
business is sacrificed to amusement, the af- 
fairs even of private persons, are in danger ; 
but when pleasures engrosses the thoughts of 
a king, a whole nation must inevitably be 
consigned ±0 ruin. Sire, we come here, not to 
hear the adventures of the chase, which are 
intelligible only to grooms and falconers, but 
to consult the welfare of the people. Your 
majesty will find sufficent employment in at- 
tending to their wants ; and if you will re- 
move the grievances with which they are op- 
pressed, you will find them dutiful and obedi- 
ent subjects ; if not — ' Here the king, start- 
ing up m a rage interrupted him saying, 'If 
not ! what then V *If not,' resumed the noble- 
man, in a firm tone, *they will look for a bet- 
ter king.' Alfonso hastened out of the room, 
and in the highest transport of passion, ex- 
pressed resentment ; but as passion always 
b^ins in in folly, and ends in sorrow, his rage 
soon abated, and he returned with a serene 
countenance to the assembly,, whom he thus 
addressed : * I now perceive the truth of what 
you have thus advanced. A king who will 
not perform the duties of his throne, cannot 
have affectionate subjects. Remember, that 
from this day you have to do not with Alfonso 
the sportsman, but Alfonso the fourth, king 
of Portugal.' EUs majesty did not fail to ad- 
heie to this promise. He afterwards became 
one of the best kings that ever reigned in 
Portugal." 



POUTICAL APOLOOUK. 

At the time of the prosecution of Paine*s 
Rights of Man, in England, the following 
witty satire upon the work appeared in an 
ecellent Irish newspaper. It was entitled 
"Rights of Waters ; a fable intended as a 
companion to Paine 's Rights of Man ;" and 
it bore this motto : — 

Flumina: quid rid^s? Mutato, nomine de tc. 

Fabula narratur, — HoR. 

''From that fkmed well my watery precept* gMdt, 
Whero Naiad Truth is stated to reside. 
Laugh uot, yo wild refiMrmirtii; Uioee who Tiew 
My streams ykith caro, will see reflected— Vo J. 

Then comes the fable as follows :— 
" In I know not what century after the 
flood, the reader can look into Blair's tables 
of chronology,) a spirit of tumult and philos- 
ophy is said to have moved upon the fitce of 
the waters. Rivers, which (could it be from 
the want of reflection?) had been quietly 
gliding within their banks for ages, now dis- 
covered themselves to be in such a state d 
depravity, as required a recurrence to the first 
principles for its cure ; and the Rights of 
IVaters were making a rapid progress through 
the globe. It was argued, this confinement 
within banks was a restraint which they had 
heedlessly imposed upon themselves, contrary 
to the liberal intentions of Nature. They 
were created fountains with equal natural 
rights ; and deemed it expedient to go back 
to their sources, as the only means of accur- 
ate investigation. They could not see why 
some particles of water should be thrust down 
by others no better than themselves. Their 
forerunners, it was true, had been submitting 
to this coercion time of mind. But what was 
this to them ? The rights of livine waters 
must not be thus be controlled and sported 
away. * Divisions of water, into lakes and 
waters, springs and puddles, they unanimously 
decried, as mere artiflicial and aristocratical 
distinctions; and pushed the researches to 
to that early perioa, when water came from 
the hands of its Mcdccr. What teas it then ? 
Water. Water was its high and only title, t 

"Now a rumor went, that in the days of 
Noah, a great aquatic revolution had taken 
place : when all things were reduced to phil- 
osophical level ; beneath the sanction of which 
precedent, it was argreed on by the rivers, 
that they would not any longer be imprisoned 
within banks, nor driven headlong iiito one 
direction, at the arbitrary will of fount^dns, 
but would /"shed their last drop in assertiog 
the rights of waters. 
I 

* Paine's fkble of the Righta of Man. 

flf we proceed on, we shall at last coma on riclik 'Wt 
shall come to the time whcu man rame fhnn the hands of 
his maker. NN hat was he then ? Mnn. Man was his W^ 
' and only titta.'*-~Paine*a Hi^hU ^f Man. 



RES OURIOS^. 



840 



Obscure as to his origin, J ungovernable in 
his temper, and a leveller in principle, Nilus 
led the way, and Egypt was covered with 
an inundation. Every cultivated inequality 
wasoverwelmed, and all distinctions assumed 
her rights and Philosophy admired the grand 
simplicity of ruin! When lo, the tide of 
tumult ebbed, and eminences were seen to get 
their heads above water. The party was 
daily continued to gain ground, and all things 
tended to a counter revolution. What had 
first been deemed the effects of enlightened 
virtue, was now looked on as the rush of vul- 
gar and inconsiderate violence. What origin- 
ally seemed calculated to promote the views 
of nature, was now seen to be directed in op- 
position to her will ; while events had, in the 
meantime been suggesting heronmipotence — 
that to combat her was dangerous, and to 
conquer her, impossible. ^ 

Such was the result, and the moral of this 
enterprize. His forces all subdued — impov- 
erished and languid, the baffled Nile retreated 
to his channel, after having, by his hostile 
descent, reluctantly served and strengthened 
the landed interests of Eygpt ; though, like 
the commotions of the Seine ||this also produced 
monsters." IT 

BE CANDID. 

The sad consequences of not being candid, are 
strongly shown in the following little story 
from a translation by Miss Gunning of the 
Memoirs of Madame de Bameveldt. publish- 
ed at London in 1795. 

The wife of Yanderman, who entirely 
possessed his affections, had one brother, of 
whom she was dotingly fond. He was a 
voung man of good natural parts, but played 
his brother-in-law many foolish tricks, "for 
which, from time to time, he had received 
pardon through the mediation of his sister : 
yet he still persisted in giving new offence ; 
till at length he could obtain forgiveness on 
no other oondition than that of total exclusion 
from the fiunily, which terms he was forced 
to accept, wfaiist Yanderman seemed ^ad of 
an opportunity to forbid him the house, be- 
cause he did not approve his conduct ; neither 
had ha any personal liking for him. 

'* One evening, when Yanderman was from 
home the unfortunate youth called privatdv to 
see his sister ; the still more unfortunate Yan- 
derman returned sooner than he intended, 
and all the terrified wife could do, that he 
might not ^rcive the poor, proscribed visitor, 
was to extinguish the candle, giving him by 
these means, a moment of darkness to hide 



X Arcanum Natora emput non prodkllt nlll ; 
Nee Ucuit popuIlA pftrrum to, Mle, Tidera. — I^TOAV. 

{Bxpellas licit— usque rocurrit. 

I An allusion to the leocsequences of tho then reocnt 
Fraoch KoTolotlon. 

f The mud deixwited by tho Nile was saposod to engen- 
der monvters 



himself under the table near which he was 
sitting, thinking no doubt, that her husband 
would go out to rekindle the li^t, and her 
brother in the meanwhile, make his escape 
unobserved. How weak, how impolitic, and 
sometimes how fatal, are, what we are apt to 
call, innoc^it deceptions, when in fact noth- 
ing that is deceitful can be innocrait. In this 
particular instance, how much better would 
it have been, had the poor creature at once 
avowed to her husband an offence for which 
nature itself was accountable, than by trying 
to conceal what she had done so authorised, 
instead of receiving a short refnimand, to 
subject herself, her husband, and her brother, 
to the severest of evils. — These reflections, 
presented themselves to my mind — my mind 
gave them to my pen, and my pen gives them 
to my reader — that pen which would rather 
trace any other subject than the dark one it is 
about to enter. 

** The brother of this ill-starred woman 
having placed himself in a posture extremely 
uneasy, gently moved to change his position, 
but not softly so as to prevent a little noise 
from alarming her husband, who supposing 
It proceeded from some thief concealed with 
no better design than to plunder his house, 
instantly drew a kind of poinard, such as 
Flamands are generally armed with, and 
made several passes directed to the spot from 
whence the sound had issued. The youth 
who, no doubt, felt the extremity of his dan- 
ger, jumped up, drew his sword, and put 
himself in an attitude of defence : the wife, 
throwing her body between them to break the 
thrust mey were makine at each other, re- 
ceived two mortal wounds in her heart from 
the hands of her husband and her brother — 
and all this was the work of a moment ! 

*' In falling to the ground, the scream she 
uttered reached the cars of the combatants, 
and penetrated their souls with horror. Yan- 
derman raved for lights : lights were brought 
and showed to his aching sight the wife so 
dear to him pouring out her blood in the icy 
embraces of^ death, and her brother mad 
with dispair. What a frightful apparition 
for the eyes of an affectionate husband tocon- 
template! He called upon the wretched 
cause of his rashness for the punishment of 
his crime — he coniured him with incessant 
cries to revenge the death of his sister, to 
pieroe him with the sword yet reeking in the 
blood of 'his beloved wife; whilst the frantic 
young man had fallen down at his feet, and 
was entreating to receive from his hand the 
fkvor he solicited from him. At last, the dis- 
pute of who should die first was terminated 
oy both at once throwing down their arms, 
and running together to pesent themselves 
brfore the chief magistrate, not to accuse each 
other, but as self-impeachers, separately 
pleading guilty of a crime intended by neither. 



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All other contest subsided between them» ex- 
cept who should have the happiness of being 
sentenced to partake of that rate the}' had ad- 
ministered to an object dearer than their own 
Existence : but who should attend her marty- 
red shade to another world, was a point for 
which they still ocoitended with all the vio- 
lence of opposition. 

'' The judge before whom a case so singular 
was presented happened to be a man of refin- 
ed understanding and infinite humanity — 
one who heard with attention, saw without 
prejudice, weighed with precision, and decided 
with equity* He listened to the pair of mis- 
erable pemtentr, who threw themselves at his 
feet, not beseeching for mercy, but importun- 
ing for death. He considered their offence 
less a breach of the laws than a misfortune 
Heaven had directed against their own peace : 
be saw the punishment of the deed in the con- 
sequences it had produced ; be adjudged it 
sufficiently severe, grieved at the pungency 
of their sufferings, and dismissed them from 
his tribunal fully pardoned.^' 

OUR WEEKLY GOSSIP. 

— His Majesty the Eang of Prussia has 
mnted the great gold Medal for Science to 
Mr. Leone Levi, for his work on the commer- 
cial law of the World. The medal has on one 
side the effigy of the King surrounded by the 
emblems of Religion, Law, Medicine, and 
Justice, — and on the other side the Chariot of 
the Sun traversing the ecliptic, emblematic 
of the diffusion of knowledge. 

— Among the papers of the late Gioberti, 
there are said by Turin journals to have been 
found two works of literair interest : — one a 
a complete treatise on Ontology — the other on 
the great topic with his lire. Catholic Re- 
form. These works may be expected to ap- 
pear soon. 

— An Exchange paper tells of a certain Mr. — 
rather an ancient beau, who charmed by a 
youthful fair one, sent her a ^ov^, with these 
unes: 

« From Olora, eat off the Initial lett«r Q, 
Th«n GloTO la Lot*, wad that I atnd to thee." 

The lady considered her youth and beauty 
too valuable to be bestowed on a suitor so an- 
tiquated, and returned the glove with the 
couplet — 

••From Page <mt ofl the faiitial letter P, 
Then Page ia Age, and that won^ do Ibr me.** 

— Fbbn Lbavbs. — We have received from 
Mr. Orton, of the enterprising firm of Derby 
Orton & Mulligan, Buffalo, this very saleable 
book. When we say '* saleable," we are sus- 
tained by an announcment of the publishers 
on the imprint ; that it is one of the thirtieth 



tJiouscmd; aremarkaUe circumstance, when 
it is recollected that the book has only been 
out four or five months. The illustrations 
are very fine, and from the variety and spici- 
ness of the contents, ** Fern Leaves'^ is just 
the thing to take. The efforts of the aathor, 
as copiM by the press, seemed to us, coanie, 
thouen clever ; her book, however, satisfies 
us, that she can write for the refined also : for 
there are many, very many passages in its 
handsomely printed pages abounding in the 
highest order of delicacy as to thought and 
expression. 

— Campaign of Watbbloo.— Mr. J. S. Red- 
field, of New York, has just published a 
translation of Jomini's Campaign of Water- 
loo, which we have read with decided plea- 
sure. It is a part of Jomini's great work 
called " Vie Politique et Militaire de Napo- 
leon," yet is still itself complete. The trans- 
lator is Mr. S. V. Benet of the United States 
Ordance department and he has executed his 
task very cleverly. A map ci part of Bel- 
gium illustrating the campaign is attached to 
the work which is ver}' handsomely executed 
as is also the Entire vdume. 

— Shakspbarb's Wobks.— The second vol- 
ume of a new duodecemo edition of Shak- 
speare, comes to us from Redfleld. It is very 
neatly ffotten up in ail respects, and cannot 
fail to have a large sale. The first v<duaie 
has never reached us. Suppose it lies npon 
some city bookseller's shelf. How is this Mr. 
Redfield ? This edition, by the way, has aU 
the emendations and oorrecUons of CoUier^ 
old folio, which is generally conceded by 
readers competent to judge in the premises, 
of the true catholic stamp. 

EDITORS' SANSSOUCI. 

— Is decidedly a most a admirable work. 
The last number, we find, too, unusuallj at- 
tractive, filled as it is with articles original 
and second-hand, but all interesting. Among 
the latter is '* Uncle Bernard's story," whi^ 
appeared in Putnam, of June, and which 
Harper copies without credit. Putnam is 
copyrighted, and there is somd talk of a law 
suit, entitled, Putnam & Co. vs Harpnr 4 
Brothers ; indeed, a preliminary move has al- 
ready been made by Putnam & Co., in a ser- 
vice of notice. Should the suit bi tried, and 
should Putnam & Co., recover, they will, it is 
said be entitle to fifty cents on each copf of 
Harper for September, or the veiy snug sum of 
$62,000. The Harpers are very liberal in 
their outlays of money for the suooess of 



their work, and should the $62,000 be given 
against them, they will pay it vad diiu ns 
more about the matter. Never was the sen- 



EDITOR'S SANS-flOUOI. 



361 



ior of the firm. Dr. Jeiqqb Harper, in better 
spirits. All who were at the late Trade Sales 
of Messrs. Thomas & Sons will certify to this. 
Wit and humor flowed from his lips in per- 
fect nyulets, his eyes sparkled like a pair of 
brilliants ; all about him there was an atmos- 
phere of most cheerful quality, to breathe 
which, was to be inflated with the best kind 
of fun. If all the partners are in as delight- 
ful a frame of mind as the Doctor the firm 
will yield to the lancet of law,— and justice 
too, we think — as applied bv Putnam & Co., 
not to the amount ot 862,000 but twice that 
sum, and relish their dinners quite as well 
hereafter as e?er. 

T l l a PnKSIOSIMT OONOKMNKO. 

— Putnam's Monthly, for August, is an excel- 
lent number. Among the contents, '*Our New 
Prudent," is a strong and trenchant article. 
It takes General Pierce as it finds him, and so 
dissects him. It presents him as he is : in oiher 
words, quite alone, without any harmonious 
support: something as waslNapoleon, accord- 
ing to Phillips, on the Rock of St. Helena, 
•* urand, gloomy and peculiar." The know- 
ing ones, about us, we find, are rather inclin- 
ed to coincide with the writer of this article. 
Qen. Pierce, they think, is the representtaive 
of no distinct party as he now stands ; the 
expounder and eoforcer of no distinct doc- 
trines. He dispenses favours to unionists and 
disunionists, hunkers and barnburners, seces- 
sionists and abolitionists. He stands upon a 
platform supported by all kinds of timber, no 
stick being really of the true stuff, and our 
knowing ones um that it will fall from under 
him in 1856. We shall see. The article in 
question, we are told, was written by a prom- 
inent democrat of New York, perhaps Mr. 
Brady. The circulation of Putnam is con- 
stantly increasing, and we announce the (act 
with pleasure. 

t-ST-TKR FROM O. O I.8LANO. BSQ. 

— In the last number of our paper we pub- 
lished a poem, which as we stat^ came to us 
anonymously, entitled ** Ladies* Boots.*' A 
visitor dropping in informed us that he believ- 
ed it to have b^n the production of Charles 
G. Leland, Esq., and mtherto published. In 
these deg^ierate times of newspaper thefths, 
we considered it particularir our duty to in- 
quire into the correctness of this statement, 
and to act upon the information we should re- 
ceive : we accordingly propounded our inquiry 
by letter in direct language to Mr. Leland, 
stating at the same time that we would in 
our next number make a statement in accord- 
with his response, if necessanr. Mr Leland, 
who, (we state this by way of explanation to 
part of the following letter,) far from being 
a grey-beard, has appeared before the pub- 
lic under three different names, his own. 



'^Meister Karl,'' and " 1%€ Chevalier,'' and 
has gained a distinct renommee under each, 
returned us the following reply, which as it 
embodies what could say, and nothing more, 
we take the liberty of here inserting. 

Monday, September, 5th, 1853 
Dear^ 

Meister Kari was the real inventor, the 
<*Orignal Jacobs" of Ladies' Boots." The 
piece has had an excellent *nrun," but in 
every instance the initials, C. G. L. which 
tailed it off in «< The Illustrated News," have 
been omitted. If I am to have a benefit in 
BiZABBB, I will give you the full pieoe. After 
the 28th line, <' as flowers troat a vase," the 
following came in : 

Mo other sign bwl I of her 

Who kept my lottl fc»t bound. 
Save when nt cTe, or early mom ; * 

1 beard her knocking ronnd: 
And then I'd wake, at np the xoae, 

And listen while she washed ; 
And tears of lore ran down my dieeki, 

When ee'r tha Oroton 9po»h9d* 

In BizAsai the concluding verse is omitted. 

Xnongfa, anougb, my aong Is sung 

Lore's tree bears biUer finiits, 
Beware of Beanty reader mine, 

And obi beware of boots. 

Line 6 read "as they 'd orter." 

Line 13, read ''CJornerion for Washington," 

Line 22, read ** other brutes," instead of 

"mutes." 
Line 28, read <as flowers grow from a vase. ' 
Line 32, read " some other name was on the 

books." Yours very truly, 

C. G. LELAND. 

NKW BOOKB. 

G. P. Putnam d^ Co., hare sent us the follow* 
ing publications : " The Story of Mont Blanc" 
by Albert &nith ; "Pedestnan in France" by 
Barrell : ** The Exiles" by Talvi ; and Nos. 5 
and 6 of the " Illustrated Record of the Crys- 
tal Palace," a superb work. Messrs. BUirper 
& Brothers favor us with the following, their 
latest issues ;— " Theory of Politics" by Hil- 
dreth; "Elements of Rhetoric" by Arch- 
bishop Whately : " Frankford" by the author 
of " Ruth ;" and " Stuyvesant" by Abbott. 

-TMB BKVBN-rV-BlX BOOlBTV. 

— This Society of which we spoke in Bizabbb 
week before laist, was oi^nized on Monday, 
the 5th instant, the anniversary of the meet- 
ing of the first Congress, by the election of 
the following gentlemen as officers, for ensu- 
ing year : Henry J. Williams, Esq., President ^ 
Thomas Balch, £.sq.. Secretary, Wm. Duane» 
Esq., Treasurer, and Messrs. Edward D. In- 
graham, Johii Jordon Jr., Aubrey H. Smith, 
Edward Armstrong, Townsend Ward, Ed- 



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ward E. Law, Leonard R. Koecker, M. D., 
Henry Penington, Horatio G. Jones, Jr., and 
James H. Castle, members of the Councily in 
addittion to the other oflScers, first named. 

This Society is after the model of the Eng- 
lish Publication Societies, and has selected 
works relating to the American Reyolution, 
as those which it will distribute among its 
members. Old works now scarce, will be re- 

Sublished and rare matter brought to light, 
[one of its publications will be sold. The 
annual subscription has been fixed at five 
dollars, for which every member will be en- 
titled to the publications made during the 
year. 
It is desired to make this a National Society : 

gersons residing in any part of the United 
tates, being eligible as members. The 
movements of the Society will be regularly 
recorded in our pages. 

ANfiODOTES OFTMB PHIL£OBI-PHIA BAR. 

— A person called one day upon the late 
Sampson Levy, Esq., and after stating his 
case, added ** Now Mr. Levy what do you 
think I had better do ? 

* ' Why ! (replied Mr. Levy) I think if I were 
you, I would go home and put Ten Dollars in 
my pocket-book and go to some lawyer gf my 
acquaintance and ask his advice.'' 

The man took the hint 

Two young men waited upon the late Peter 
S. Duponceau, Esq., to ask his professional 
assistance. 

One of them commenced: ''Mr. Dupon- 
oeau, our father died and made a will." 

'* Is it possible ? I never heard of such a 
thing," answered Mr. Duponceau. 

*•! thought it happened every day," said 
the young man. 

« it's the first case of the kind," replied 
Mr. Duponceau. 

" Well," said the young man " if there is 
to be any difficulty about it, we had better 
give you a fee to attend to the business." 

The fee was given and then Mr. Duponceau 
observed, 

" Oh ! I think I know now what you mean. 
Tou mean that your father made a will and 
died. Yes ! yes ! that must be it ! that must 
be it! 

The late Mr. Chester being about to take a 
verdict, sat down to make a calculation of 
interest to hand to the jury. 

•* Charge ! Chester, charge !" cried D. P. B. 
Esq., to him. 

WHAT A NAIN4B! 

— We notice in circulation the bills of a 
bank located in Providence, called the * What 
Cheer Bank.' * Phoebus, what a name! 
Thev will be starting a * Trust in Providence 
Bank,' there next. 



BUSINESS AND PLEASURE. 

— Sanford's excellent Troupe of Serenadeni 
are performing burlesque opera, nightly, and 
with great eflect. '*Cinderalla" is the piece, 
now given. It will soon be foUow^ by 
many other operas arranged on the best man- 
ner by Nelson Kneass. Sanford's company, 
is without exception the best we have ever 
had in Philadelphia. They embrace some of 
the best solo vocalists and musicians now in 
the city. The new Opera House at Twelfth 
and Chestnut Street, where it exhibits is 
beautifully fitcd up. 

—Heller's Spirit Rappinffs at the Lecture 
Room of the Chinese Museum, are truly 

wonderful. He tells you, that they are all de- ! 

ceptions. and you marvel to know how such \ 

a deception is accomplished. No one can be^ ! 

lieve that the Fish and Fox rappers are any , 

thing but humbugs who sec Heller. He ex- ] 

hibits every evening, at Chinese Museum, | 

Lecture Room, which is fitted up very beau- \ 

tifully for him. Another fact should not be ^ 

omitted in speaking of Heller, viz : the is as- \ 
sisted by a very beautiful young lady. Melle. 
Marie Heller. Mr. Jarvis, too, it should be 

stated presides at the piano and with fine ' 

efiect, as a matter of course. > 

— The Arch Street Theatre, under Messrs. \ 
Wheatly and Drew, continues to draw ■ 
full houses every night. Xhe pieces are wdl 
done, indeed with the admirable company now 
at the Arch, it could not be otherwise. 

— Oakford's new Autumn Fashon issued 
September 3d, is a charming conceit* like 
every thing which Oakford produces, taste- 
ful in design and finish. Oakford is selling ; 
the new mode, of course, yery rapidly ; in- I 
deed as the season adyances his new and ^ 
beautiful store, 158 Chestnut Street, becomes 
more and more crowded with buyers. He ' 
has various new styles besides the one to 
which we have alluaed, which is particu- 
lariy his own, and they will be appropriated !j 
by customers as tastes shall prompt. Dor | 
citizens have lon^ known Oakford and delight- 
ed to deal with him. 

— Col. Wm. H. Maurice, at 123 Chestnut st. 
ofiers one of the best stocks of Cheeck Books, 
Stationery &c. , to be found in the Philadelphia, i 
and he sells more largely than ever now 
that the trade season has opened. Any man 
who deals with Ifaurice once, is sure to do so '; 
the second time. 

— Dr. Hunter as will be seen by ady6rtis»- ' 
ment, will be in Philadelphia, September 19tfi ; 
and 20th. We inyite attention to his okpL , 

— Elliott, the Phrenologist, has returned to 
town, and may now be found at his 
194 Chestnut Street. 



THE ALPINE SURPRISE. 



353 



" BiZA&RB, BnAi^;^ what sat tou. Madcap?"— ForyuAar 

limn. 



FOIt THE WIKK XXDHrO 

SATURDAY, SBPTBAIBBR 



17. 1853. 



THE ALPINFi SURPRISE. 

FROM THE FRENCH. 

Before the hand of republican power had 
levelled all distinction in France, and sunk 
the proudest families to the humiliating con- 
dition of the meanest peasant, in the gay 
neighborhood of Versailles the Marquis 
d'Embleyille owned a sumptuous hotel, where 
he lived in epicurean lutury and princely 
splendor. His mind possessed all the im- 
perious vanity of the ancient ref^ime; and 
eaced by fortune at an awful distance, he 
oked down upon the canaille as unworthy to 
hold with him a rank in the same scale of 
being. His only son, Lewis, in the prime of 
youtn, had made the tour of Switzerland : he 
had visited every part of those wondrous 
regions, where nature reigns in all her grand- 
eur, and displays to the enthusiastic mind 
that sublime and majestic scenery, which 
attracts and gratifies the most unbounded 
curiosity. So remote from the haunts of 
courtly pleasure — so distant from the giddy 
circle of high life — he felt the impression of 
that tender passion beneath whose controlling 
power mortals of all degrees are indiscrimi- 
nately doomed to bow. 

The object of his admiration was a lovely 
Swiss, fresh from the hand of nature, in all 
the • bloom of youth and beauty, like the 
mother of mankind, in the state of primeval 
innocence ; honesty, was the only wealth her 
friends possessed: — ^her charms and virtues 
were her only portion. With this lovely 
maid, Lewis had sought and cultivated an 
acqaaintance. He weighed her mental graces 
against the frippery of Parisian belles, and 
With pleasure saw them greatly preponderate. 
8he felt the congenial passion, but from dis- 
t>arity of circumstances, suppressed the 
kindling hope. The shaft was fixed too deep 
■{n his iMsom, to be eradicated without lacera- 
|iing his vitals. Although despairing of sue- 
jeess, he returned to his fiither, and on his 
hiee besought him to confirm his happiness 
t>y an assent to this unequal union. 

Degrading information ! Should the honor- 
.We tide of princely blood, long flowing down 
the channel of an illustrious ancestry, be con- 
baminated by minding with plebeian streams ? 
Ro ! He spumed him from his feet, and, with 



a niggard hand, reluctantly conferring a 
scanty annuity, bade him retire again to 
ignominious exile, and see his face no more. 
He was too well acquainted with the inflexi- 
bility of his father's temper, when once ar- 
rivedf at a certain point ; he knew that the 
moment of expostulation was forever past. 
He was forbidden to return to seek a pardon, 
even by the narrow path of duty : he there- 
fore felt himself not unhappy that, without a 
direct breach of parental obligation, he could 
by the trivial sacrifice of his fortune obtain 
the object of his desires. He bade adieu to 
the scenes of departed affluence, and flew to 
repose himself on the faithful bosom of do- 
mestic affection. The inhabitants of the 
happy valley celebrated their nuptials with 
the usual ceremonies, and Lewis soon forgot 
that he was bom to higher expectations. 

The storm which had long been gathering 
over devoted France, at length descended, 
involving in one general ruin all the pride of 
perogative, title, and family. The sanguinary 
streams that flowed from the throne, swollen 
by a thousand rills, had deluged the nation, 
and the horrid engine of death (the^illotine) 
still frowned tremendously over its mnumera- 
ble victims. Not with less terror than the 
trembling traveller, when he sees the accumu- 
lating avalanche thundering from Alpine pre- 
cipices in its progress tearing up towering 
pines, and crushing into atoms the obstmct- 
mg cottages, the Marquis d'Embleville beheld 
the approaching desolation. His lady died 
of a broken heart, to observe the splendor of 
her family eclipsed ; and rescuing a compara- 
tive trifle from the wreck of affluence, he 
hastily left his proscribed country in disguise, 
and fled towards the regions of ancient Hel- 
vetic liberty; where, after long and weary 
wandering among those etemal mountains, 
which form the barrier of nations — whose 
heads, crowned with snows old as the crea- 
tion, view the turgid clouds rolling round 
their base amid the wildest scenes of nature, 
he experienced the bitter pangs of reflection, 
without a beam of distant hope to cheer him 
in his exile. In order to divert the cares that 
wrung his bosom, he had visited the stupend- 
ous cataract of the Rhine, he had marked the 
wanderings of the Emmen and the Reuss, and 
arrived at length at a charmingly romantic 
valley in the neighborhood of Lugano. The 
evening sun shot his jrellow rays over orange 
and citron groves which clothed the sides of 
the far stretched mountains, when he reached 
a neat little cottage, seated on a gentle de- 
clivity, which terminated m the tranquil 
waters of an extensive lake, over which gen- 
tle zephyrs wafted the softened note» of rustic 
ioy — the villagers were retuming from the 
labors of the day ; and here and there appear- 
ed in distant groups winding down the avenue 
of vine-clad hills. At the cottage door he 



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was met by two buxom little girls, on whose 
cheeks bloomed the roses of health, and their 
dress was such as served not to decorate but 
display the fine symmetry of their figures. 
They made a low and graceful curtsey, and 
then ran in to announce the approach of a 
stranger. 

The charnHng mother came out, and mo- 
destly welcomed him to her cottage, where 
she set before him the best her simple larder 
afforded, together with the choicest fruits the 
children could procure. He took the infants 
on his knee, and encouraged their artless 
prattle by famiUar questions and endear- 
ments ; and from them he learnt that papa 
was gone to take a long walk on the moun- 
tains, on which account they were unable to 
accompany him as usual. Their pleasures, 
their pastimes, and their mode of education, 
became the general topics of conversation ; 
and the Marquis discovered in this little group 
more natural ability and good sense, than he 
had frequently found in the most polished 
circles. The mother was an intelligent, 
liberal-minded woman, and delivered her 
sentiments with the most agreeable and un- 
affected simplicity — her whole deportment 
and conduct evinced the most secret attach- 
ment to the maternal and coniueal duties, and 
she spoke with enthusiasm of the enjojrments 
of retirement and domestic life. The mind of 
the Marquis was much affected, and it was 
with apparent difficulty he could conceal the 
various emotions which struggled in his 
bosom. 

The little mountaineers, who had been on 
the •* tip-toe of expectation" for the arrival of 
their fatner, now recognised his footsteps as 
he approached the door ; and rimning out to 
welcome him, hung around his knees, and 
danced with excess of rapture, while he dis- 
tributed between them some flowers and 
other natural curiosities indigenous to the 
soil, which he had picked up in his way. A 
sudden pleasure seemed to eradiate the lovely 
countenance of the mother, as she introduced 
her consort to her guest. Had a clap of 
thunder that moment torn from the summit 
of the neighboring mountain the eternal rock, 
which then cast a length of shade across the 
lake, and hurled it into the vale below, a 
greater degree of astonishment could not have 
been depicted on the faces of both at this un- 
expected rencontre. 

A momentary silence prevailed, conscious 
remorse touched the heart of the Marquis at 
the appearance of a son whom he had so 
deeply injured, while Lewis stood awed be- 
neath the heretofore authoritative eye of a 
disobliged parent. The roses fled the cheek 
of the amiable Maria, while the husband on 
his knees implored the forgiveness of that 
father of whose displeasure she had formerly 
heard with so much emotion, and who, she 



now fully expected, was come to destroy her 
happiness forever. He perceived their agita- 
tion ; adversity had softened his heart, and 
all the father returned ; for a while he could 
not speak ; but taking their hands and joining 
them together, lifted his eyes to heaven as if 
in the act of imploring blessings 6n them 
both. He then snatched the wondering in- 
fants to his bosom, and shed over them in- 
voluntary tears. 

The first tumult this interview had occa- 
sioned subsiding, a calmer but more solemn 
scene ensued. The death of Lady EmbleviUe, 
and the family misfortune, engaged all their 
attention; and while they listened to the 
" tale of woe," they mutually paid the tribute 
due to human calamity. The Marquis havii^ 
now experienced the vicissitudes and fallacy 
of fortune, acknowledged the superior pru- 
dence of his son in making so judicious a 
choice, and blessed the power that so mys- 
teriously disposed him to provide this calm 
retreat and those domestic comforts, amidst 
w'lich he resolved to spend the eve&ing of hid 
days. 



PHILADELPHIA CELEB RA- 
TION OF THE PEACE OF KSi 

The Pennsylvania Legislature (then sitting 
in Philadelphia) provided as follows for the 
celebration of the triumphant issue of the 
American Revolution. It will amuse us Phil- 
adelphians of the present day to hear Market 
street between Sixth and Seventh streets call- 
ed " the upper end of High or Market street." 

Philadelphia— In Assembly, Tuesday De- 
cember 2d., .783, A.M. 

The report of the Committee read Novem- 
ber 2 'th., relative to the preparations to be 
made for public demonstrations of joy was i 
read the second time and adopted as f<^ows, 
viz: — 

The committee appointed to confer with 
Council, concerning the public demonstn^tioD 
of joy it may now be proper to authorize m 
this State, upon the definitive treaty of peace 
between the United States and Great BritaiB. 
beg leave to report as the joint opinion of that 
Board and your commitee — 

That a triumphant arch be erected at tbfl 
upper end of High or Market Street, betwceo 
Sixth and Seventh streets to be embellished 
with illuminated paintings and suitable ia* 
scriptions ; and that some fireworks be pre- 
pared for the occasion. 

That such an exhibition in point of ele- 
gance, as well as in regard to the convenienct 
and safety of the spectators, will prove most 
generally acceptable ; it being intended then 
should be no other illumination in the ciiye 
that these preparations may be completed in 
three or four weeks, and will require, bj thl 



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most exiu;t compntation thoy oould at present 
Hiake, aboat five or at most six hundred 
poonds : and therefore, — 

Resolved. That a sum not exceeding six- 
hundred poimds, be and the same is hereby 
appropriated for the purpose of enabling 
the supreme executive council to make 
public demonstration of joy upon the defini- 
tive treaty of peace between the United States 
and Great Britain. 

As these demonstrations of joy are pre- 
scribed and regulated by the directions and 
at the expense of the State, it is expected that 
no person or persons whatever will presume, 
in defiance of the authority of the Common- 
wealth, to require or to make any other de- 
monstrations of joy upon the occasion, than 
those directed and authorized as aforesaid. 
A Description of the Triumph(d Arch and its 
Ornaments. 

The arch is fifty feet and six inches wide, 
and thirl^-five feet and six inches high, ex- 
clusive of the balustrade, which is three feet 
and nine inches in height. The arch is four- 
teen feet wide in the clear, and each of the 
small arches nine feet. The pillars are of 
the Ionic order. The entablature, all the 
other parts and the. proportions correspond 
with that order ; and the whole edifice is fin- 
shed in the style or architecture proper for 
such a building and used by the Romans. 
The pillars are adorned by spiral festoons of 
flowers in their natural colours. 

The following devices and inscriptions are 
distributed in the several parts appropriated 
by the ancients to such ornaments. 

I. Over the center arch, the temple of 
Janus shut. 

Numine favente 

Magnus abintegro sseculorum nasciturordo* 

By the Divine favor 

A great and new order of ages commences. 

n. Over the south side of the balustrade, 
a bust of Louis XVI. 

His merit makes us remember him. 

in. On the other side of the balustrade, a 
pyramidal cenotaph to the memory of those 
brave men who have died for their country in 
the late war. 

These received their wounds for their conn- 
try. 

rV. On the south side of the prize, three 
lilies, the arms of Prance. 

They exceed glory. 

V. On the Idt of the former, a plow, 
dieaves of wheat, and a ship under sail, the 
arms of Pennsylvania. 

A land contented with its own blessings. 

VI. On the left of the preceding, a sun, 
the device of France — and thirteen stars, ^he 
divice of the United States. 

*Iii the original aocoont the Latin of all Uxe other 
mottoes l8 given. We have oont«nted oursolTos with copy- 
\ixg onlj the traDilation.«, 



Allied in the heavens. 

Vn. On the left of the last, two hands 
joined, holding branches c£ olive and th^ 
(caduceas) of commerce. 

The concord of nations. 

VIII. On the south panel, confederated 
America, leaning upon a soldier, military 
trophies on each side of Ihem. 

The fidelity of the army. 

IX. On the other panel, Indians building 
churches in the wilderness. 

Their savage hearts become mild. 

X. On the dye of the south pedestal, a 
Hbrai^, with instruments and sunbeams of 
arts and sciences. 

These soften manners. 

XI. On the dye of the west pedestal, a 
large tree bearing thirteen principal and dis- 
tinct branches loaded with fruit. 

By the strength of the bodv these will ripen. 
Xn. Upon the dye of the pedestal on the 
right hand in passing through the centw 
arch, Cincinnatus, crowned with laurel, re- 
turning to his plow — the plow adorned with 
a wreath of the same — the countenance of 
Cincinnatus is a striking resemblance of Qen* 
eral Washington. 

Victorious Virtue. , 

XII. On the dye of the next pedestal, mil- 
itia exercising. 

Protecting they shall enjoy. 

On the spandrels of the centre arch these 
letters, S P. Q. P. 

The Senate and People of Pennsylvania. 

The top of the balustrade is embellished 
with figures representing the cardinal virtues. 
Justice, Prudence, Temperance and Forti- 
tude. 

The whole building illuminated by about 
twelve hundred lamps. 

Directions wil! be put up in Market street 
near Fifth street, for having the following 
regulations observed, in order that the citi- 
zens may have an opportunity of viewing and 
examining the exhibition with the greatest 
convenience and satisfaction to themselves. 

1st. Persons walking will please to ad- 
vance towards the exhibition by the ways on 
the outside of the footpavements, which lead 
in straight lin^ from Fifth street through the 
side arches. Those that advance on the south 
side, after passing the south arch.- will turn 
on the left hand down Market street to Fifth 
street. Those who advance on the north side, 
after passing the north arch, will turn on the 
right hand down Market street on the foot- 
pavement to Fifth street. In this manner 
they may pass and return as often as they 
choose. 

2d. Persons on horseback or in carriages 
are to advance in the middle of Market street, 
and passing through the centre arch, contin- 
ue on to Seventh street ; then turning to the 
right or left, return by Arch Street or Chest- 



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nut street to Fifth street, and so pass and re- 
turn as often as they please. 

Any boys or others who disturb the citi- 
zens by throwing squibs or crackers or other- 
wise, will be imm^iately apprdiended and 
sent to the workhouse. 



THE GKIMALDI SHAKKS- 
PEARE. 

JonnBnll will havehis fun, albeit he is some- 
tinies rather dull, and rude at the expense of 
his own kith and kin. His last spasm is a 
burlesque on Collier's admirable Shakespeare 
emendations: and entitled '*The Grimaldi 
Shakespeare Notes and Emendations on the 
Plays of Shakespeare from a recently discov- 
ered annotated copy by Joseph Grimsddi, Esq., 
Comedian." Ghimaldi, as many of our rea- 
ders know, was a pantomimist who flourished 
some thirty or forty years ago, and whose 
great fame, was based upon his supple limbs 
and droll contortions of physiognomy. The 
idea of his dipping into Shakespeare as an 
annotator is hence ludicrous enough. 

According to a London paper, the story of 
Mr. Collier's discovery is parodied in this 
brochure. The author, who boasts a copy- 
right in his corrections, — ^which, according to 
him, give him the exclusive future property 
of Shakespeare, since no edition can hetice- 
forth be good without his corrections, and no 
editor dare take them, — on his wav to Sadler's 
Wells Theatre, stops at a bookstall, and there 
stumbles on an annotated copy of a shabby 
folio edition of Shakespeare. On reaching his 
home, what is his delight to find that tMs is 
the copy used by the great Grimaldi — the 
Tarlton of our times ! This precious folio, it 
appears, has the autograph inscription — 
' * Joseph Chimaldi , his book. Here we are ! " 
This inscription, the London editor adds, '*is 
humorously given in fac-simile : — as are one 
or two stage^irections of the old school of 
"Well-mouthed Booth," and of the late 
" John Philip Kemble," as his admirers still 
continue to call him at full length. Our 
Clown's corrections are, of sourse, worked 
out in the peculiar spirit of Mr. Collier's old 
emendator. Thus, two or three of the correc- 
tions put forth as happy in Mr. Collier's folio 
are parodied with skill, — and their scope and 
tendency is mimicked with down-like sagac- 
ity. 

Here is an extract from this new edition of 
Shakespeare: — 

<<As a specimen of the strong common- 
sense of the comments by immortal Joe, and 
of the elisions which he has made in the text 
with an amount of taste and judgment only 
equalled by * Perkins' (Cdlier's old commen- 
tator) himself, I give the dialogue between 
Malcolm and the Doctor in 'Macbeth' (act 



iv, sc 3), which alludes to the mji^riouB 
royal gift of healing diseases by touch — 

Malcolm. Oomes the king Ibrth I pnj you? 
Doctor. Ay, lir; there are » crew of wretched loul^ 
That stay hto cure: their malady conTioces 
The great aa(My of tirt ; hut at his touch, 
Such saootity hath heaven given his hand. 
They presently amend. 

Malcolm.. I thank yon. Doctor. IKxit Doctor. 

This passage is altered in our amended copy 
by the substitution of gt^ for sotds. — 

There are a crew of wretched ^uUs 
That stay his cure. 

The blundering confusion in the next sen- 
tence is at once got rid of, as well as the rest 
of the speech, by drawing the pen vigorously 
through the whole ; and so ending the scene 
with Malcolm's polite acknowlcxigment to the 
medi<^ practitioner of Macbeth 's household." 

The stage directions, considered of such 
importance in Mr. Collier's copy, are rather 
happily ridiculed thus : — 

"Macbeth has received much attention 
from Grimaldi. He has not only corrected 
the text, but has added minute stage direc- 
tions, of the most important and elucidatory 
nature. Thus, in the famous scene where 
the Thane exclaims — 

—Is this a dagger whidi I see Ixttxn mef 

Grimaldi has written in the margin, opposite 
that line, * Dagger hanging, 0. P.' which, for 
the benefit of non-professional readers, I may 
say means that a dagger must be suspended 
a1>ove Macbeth and opposite the side where 
the prompter is stationed, and where the ac- 
tor stands, in order that the meaning of his 
alarm may be at once apparent. I trust our 
eyes will never more be oflfended by staring 
at vacancy when this scene is acted at the 
theatres ; for why are we not to see the dag- 
ger as well as Banquo's Ghost, both bdng 
equally the result m the Thane's * evil con- 
science V and common-sense requires that the 
audience should see what Macoeth sees, to 
fully comprehend and appreciate his terrors. 
In * Hamlet' we have another valuable in- 
stance of the attention paid to stage effects 
and again feel the great value of the commen- 
tator's practical mind. Li act iii, so. 4» 
where the Prince is surprised by the sudden 
appearance of his father's spirit, the follow- 
ing pieoe of what is technicdly called ' stage 
business' is noted for his use, — * chuk over 
the cheer,' t. e., throw the chair down upon 
which Hamlet has been seated, which wffl j 
add to his apparent consternation, and pro- 
duce a starting effect upon the audience, tt V 
remarkable that this is an antique stage-tradi-^ 
tion, and the fronUspiece to ' Hamlet," ia 
Rowe's Shakespeare, 1709, exhibits the prac- 
tice, so that we have no doubt it was handed 



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down from the time of the dramatist himself, 
who may also have taught the grave-digger to 
' make fhc groundlings laugh,' by pulling off 
twenty waistcoats, a practice which has im- 
properly ceased of late years, but which we 
hope our indignant remostrance may again 
revive." 

This is good. Then follows what the Atke- 
n^rtitn calls ** an older * Joe* than * Joe Grim- 
aldi,' but it will bear repeating : — 

'* There is anbther passage in this play, 
which by the simple omission of a comma 
has been much altered in its significance. It 
occurs in the speech of RatcliflF (act v. sc. 3), 
when he abruptly enters the tent of Richard 
and answers his query * who's there' by 

'ti« I. The early village oock 

Ilatb twice done ndulation to the mom. 

The query, when once put by Kemble, was 
answered thus : — 

M J lord *tls I the early Tillage cock. 

The actor who thus replied has been subject- 
ed to much absurd odium." 

Upon the whole from the specimens of the 
Grimaldi Shakespeare furnished us we should 
think it was after all rather a tame joke ; 
that its wit, as the Atkenamm hints, is not 
dangerous. It emanates it is said from one of 
the Shakespearian annotators, where light 
Collier has put out. We do not think he will 
succeed either in reasoning or quizzing Col- 
lier into disrepute; but that his admirable 
work must become standard on both sides of 
the ocean. The name of Collier's annotator — 
Perkins — has already furnished more than one 
joke to the London wags, one of whom report- 
ed that there was a pamphlet forthcoming 
entitled ** Barclay's Apology for Perkins ;" 
and raised a laugh thereby, no doubt, at least 
among the lovers of good ale. Here we leave 
the new '' Grimaldi Shakespeare." 



ABOUT POETS-LAUREATE. 

A book just published in London professing 
to give the *• Lives of the Poets- Laureate," of 
Ei^land, gets pretty roughly handled by the 
litmry' P^M^^i^* It is firom the joint pen of 
Messrs. W. S. Austin Jr., and John Ralph ; 
the ibrmer of Exeter College and the latter a 
barrister of law in London. 

One critic says : — ** It was said bv Dryden 
of one of his Oxford prologues — and the say- 
ing is quoted by Messrs. Austin and Ralph — 
that ^ it is easy to pass an3rthing upon a Uni- 
versity,' but we doubt if Oxford or the Inns 
of Court will accept these * Lives of the Lau- 
reates,' by a jmduate of Oxford and a gradu- 
ate of the Temple, as contributions of any 
importance to our literary histoir. * The 
Life of an Oxford Student,' either Mr. Aus- 
tin or Mr. Ralph informs us, * ifiords indiffer- 



ent materials for the writer of biography :' — 
if we were to judge by these Lives, it might 
better have been said that the life of an Ox- 
ford student is a very indifferent education 
for even a decently good biographer." 

Ben Jonson was the first Laureate; yet in 
reading his biography by Messrs. Austin and 
Ralph, not a single allusion is made to what 
Cowper has called ; — 

Hif qoit^vnt ode, his peppereom of praise. 

Ben received his laurel wreath, his pension, 
and his ** one tierce of Canary Spanish wine 
yearly," especially to enoourafe him in those 
services of his wit and pen which were en- 
joined upon him, and of course which we ex- 
pected from him. 

Ben subdivided poets into four heads — 
Poets, Poetaccios, Poetasters, and Poetitos ; 
and Poets-Laureate have been divided by 
Shenstone and Southey into Poets-Laureate 
and Po-Lauries. The Athenantm says that of 
the fourteen poets to whom the Court laurel 
has been mven seven may be called Poets, 
and seven Po-Lauries. The seven Poets, it 
adds, were Ben Jonson, Davenant, Dryden, 
Warton, Southey, Wordsworth, and Tenny- 
son, — and the seven Po-Lauries, ShadweU, 
Tate, Eusden, Rowe, Cibber, Whitehead, and 
Pye. We except to the position given to Ten- 
nyson by our learned London critic ; he be- 
longs most decidedly to the Po-Lauries. The 
gift of the office was originally in the Crown ; 
and we agree with our critic who says that 
Kings have been more fortunate generally in 
their nominations than Lord Chamberlains 
since the office was in their gift. Eang Char- 
les the First selected Ben Jonson and Daven- 
ant, — King Charles the Second chose Dry- 
den, and ICing James the Second continued 
him in the same office. 

The Earl of Dorset appointed Shadwell, a 
very indifferent poet. Cibber succeeded Shad- 
weU ; at a neroid, too, when Pope and Thomp- 
son were nourishing ! When Cibber felt be 
was no longer youngs he wrote to the Lord 
Chamberlain, asking that the Laureate, at his 
death, should be given to a certain Mr. Jones. 
Now Mr. Walpole asked Lord Chesterfidd who 
this Mr. Jones was, and got as a reply ** that 
a better poet would not take the post, and a 
worse ought not to have it." Rather expres- 
sive that. 

The Poets-Laureate, used to sing the 
praises of the royal fkmily, but of late, or 
auring the laureates of Wordsworth and Ten- 
nyson the practice has been honored more in 
the breach than the observance. Ben Jonson 
was full of grateful bursts. Witness *An 
Epigram Anniversary' to Eang Charles the 
First on his birthday : — 

Tbl« is King Ohariei hit day. Speak tt thon, Tower, 
Unto the ahipe, and tiiay ft«n tlw to ttar. 



358 



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Discharge It 'bout the Islasd In an hour, 

As lond aa thunder and as awift as fire, 
Let Iwland meet It out at «ea, half-way, 

Ilopeatiog all Great Brilian's joy, and more, 
Adding her own glad accents to thia day, 

Like Echo playing flrom the other shore. 
"What drums or trumpets, or great ordnance can. 

The poetry of ateeples, with the belli*, 
Three kingdoms' mirth, in light and aery man. 

Made lighter with tlie wine. All noises else. 
As bonfiraa. rockets, flreworkft, with tlie shouts 

Tiiat cry with gladness which their hearts would pay^ 
Had they but grace of thinking, at these routs, 

On the often oomfaig <^ this holy*day : 
And ever dope the burden of the song. 

Still to have such a Charles, but this Charlea long. 
The wish is great, but where the Prince is such. 

What prayers, people, can you think too much ? 

— Nor was the Queen (Henrietta Maria) al- 
lowed to escape. Here is an * Epigram' on 
one of her confinements : — 

Hail, Slary, fiill of grace! it once was said, 

And by an angel, to the blessed'st maid, 

The Mother of our Lord : why may not I, 

Without proAinoness, as a poet, cry, 

Hail, Mary, full of honourt- ! to my queen, 

The mother of our prince? When was there seen. 

Except the Joy that the first Mary brought, 

Whereby the safoty of mankind was wrought, 

80 general a gladness to an isle. 

To make the hearts oPa whole nation smile. 

As in this prince? let it be lawfiil. so 

To compare small with great, as still wo owe 

Glory to God. Then hail to Mary I spring 

Of so rauoh safety to the realm and King! 

With Ben, we are told, commenced the an- 
nual custom not recognised, however, by sev- 
eral of his successors — of writing Birthday- 
Odes; we agree with an author who says he 
set an example of bad poetry as well: — wit- 
ness a verse of * An Ode or Song of all the 
Muses in Her Majesty's Birthday, 1630. '— 

Up, public joy, remember 
This sixteenth of November, 

Some brave uncommon way ; 
And though the parish-steeple 
Be silent to the people. 
Ring, show it holy day. 



MONT BLANC AGAIN. 

Albert Smith's book about Mont Blanc, 
which we noticed a week or two since as 
having appeared in London, G. P. Putnam & 
Co. of New York, have issued in a very hand- 
some volume. It is extremely interesting, and 
will unq^uestionably meet with a lively sale 
here as it did in London. We subjoin two 
extracts, which are very fair specimens of 
the whole book. 

BIVOUAO ON THB OKANDS MULKTS. 

As soon as we had arranged our packs and 
bundles we began to ohauge our clothes. 



which were toleraUy well wet through with 
trudging and tumbling about am<mg the snow ; 
and cutting a number of pegs, we strewed 
our garments about the crannies of the rocks 
to dry. I put on two shirts, two pairs of 
lamb's-wool socks, a thick pair of Scotch 
plaid trousers, a ** Templar" worsted hcftd- 
piece, and a common blouse ; and my com- 
panions were attired in a similar manner. 
There was now great activity in the camp. 
Some of the guides ranged 4he wine bottles 
side by side in the snow; others unpacked 
the refreshment knapsacks; others, again, 
made a rude fireplace, and filled a stewpao 
with snow to melt. All this time it was so 
hot, and the sun was so bright, that I began 
to think the guide, who told De Saussure he 
should take a parasol up with him, did not 
deserve to have been laughed at. As soon 
as our wild bivouac assumed a little appear- 
ance of order, two of the guides were sent up 
the glacier to go a great way ahead, and then 
return and report upon the state of the snow 
on the plateaux. "Wben they had started, we 
perchea ourselves about on the comparatively 
level spaces of the rock, and with knife and 
fingers began our dinner. We kept high fes- 
tival that afternoon on the Grand Mnlets. 
One stage of our journey — and that one by no 
means the easiest — had been achieved withoat 
the slightest hurt or harm. The conscious- 
ness of our success thus far, the pure trans- 
parent air, the excitement attached to the 
veiy position in which we found ourselves, 
ana the strange bewildering novelty of the 
surrounding scenery, produced a flowing ex- 
hileration of spirits that I had never before 
experienced. The feeling was shared by all ; 
and we laughed and sang, and made the 
guides contribute whatever they could to the 
general amusement, and told them such stories 
as would translate wdl in return; nntil I 
believe, that dinner will never be forgotten 
by them. A fine diversion was afforded by 
racing the empty bottles down the glacier. 
We flung them off from the rock as far as we 
were able, and then watched their oourse. 
Whenever they chanced to point neck firvt 
down the slope, they started oS with incon- 
ceivable velocity leaping the crevices by 
their own impetns, until they were lost ia 
the distance. The excitement of the gat<to 
during this amusement was very remarkabla : 
a stand of betting men could not have betntj- 
ed more at the Derby. Their anxiety wbaii 
one of the bottles approached a crevtee iras 
intense^ and if the gulf was cleai^ they pet^ 
fectly screamed with delight. Void un Inha 
coureur! or Tiens ! comme il smite bien! bvirat 
from them ; and ** Le grand^s arretteT^ *• E 
est perdu — dommageV^ **N(m — ilmarAe en- 
core/" could not have been uttered ^ritlt 
more eumestness had they been watching a 
herd of chamois. The sun at length went 



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359 



down behind the Aiguille du Goute, and then, 
for two hoors, a scene of such wild and won- 
drous beauty — of such inconceivable and un- 
earthly splendor — burst upon me, that, spell- 
bound, and abnost trembling with emotion its 
magnificence called forth— with every sense, 
and feeling, and thought absorbed by its 
brilliancy, I saw far more than the realisa- 
tion of the most gorgeous visions that opium 
or hasheesh could evoke, accomplished. At 
first, everything about us, above, around, be- 
low — the sky, th^ mountain, and the lower 
peaks — appeared one uniform creation of 
burnished gold, so brightly dazzling that, 
now our veils were removed, the eye could 
scarcely bear the splendor. As the twilight 
griMluidly crept over the lower world, the 
glow becieime still more vivid ; and presently, 
as the blue mists rose in the valleys, the tops 
of the higher mountains looked like islands 
rising from a fihny ocean — an archipelago of 
gold. By degrees this metallic lustre was 
softened into tints, — first orange, and then 
bright, transparent crimson, along the hori- 
zon, rising through the different hues with 
prismatic regularity, until, immediately 
above us, the sky w'as a deep pure blue, 
merging towards the east into glowing violet. 
The snow took its color from these changes : 
and every portion on which the light fell was 
soon tinged with pale carmine, of a shade 
similar to that which snow at times assumes, 
from some imperfectly explained cause, at 
high elevations — such, indeed, as I had seen, 
in early suma^r, upon the Furka and Faul- 
hom. These beautiful hues grew brighter 
as the twilight below increased in depth ; and 
it now came marching up the valley of the 
glaciers, until it reached our resting-place. 
Higher and higher still it drove the lovely 
glory of the sun-light before it. until at last 
the vast Dome du Goute and the summit it- 
self stood out, icelike and grim, in the cold 
evening air, although the horizon still gleam- 
ed with a belt of rosy light. Although this 
superb spectacle had faded away, the scene 
was still even more than striking. The fire 
which the guides had made, and which was 
now burning and crackling on a ledge of rock 
a little below us, threw its flickering light, 
with admirable dSect, upon our band. The 
men bad collected round the blaze, and were 
making some chocdate, as they sang patois 
ballads and choruses ; they were all evident- 
ly as completely at home as they would have 
been in tTOir chalets. We had arranged our- 
selves as convenienty as we could, so as not 
to inconvenience one another, and had still 
nothing more than an ordinary wrapper over 
as: there had been no attempt to build the 
tent with batons and canvas, as I had 
read in some of the Mont Blanc narratives — 
the starry heaven was our only roofing. Mr. 
Floyd and Mr. Philips were already fast 



asleep. Mr. West was still awake, and t 
was too excited even to close my eyes in the 
attempt to get a little repose. We talked for 
a while, and then he also was silent. The 
stars had come out, and, looking over the 
plateau, I soon saw the moonlight lying cold 
and silvery on the summit, stealing slowly 
down the very track by which the sunset 
glories had passed upward and away. But 
it came so tardily, that I knew it would be 
hours before we derived any actual benefit 
from the light. One after another the guides 
fell asleep, until only three or four remained 
round the embers of the fire, thoughtfully 
smoking their pipes. And then silence, im- 
pressive beyond expression, reigned over our 
isolated world. Often and often, from Cham- 
ouni, I had looked up at evening towards the 
darkening position of the Grands Mulcts, and 
thought, almost with shuddering, how awful it 
must be for men to pass the night in such a 
remote, eternal, and frozen wilderness. And 
now I was lying there — in the very heart of 
its icebound and appalling solitude. In such 
close communion with nature in her grandest 
aspect, with no trace of the actual living 
world beyond the mere speck that our little 
party formed, the mind was carried far away 
from its ordinary train of thought — a solemn 
emotion of mingled awe and delight, and yet 
self-perception of abject nothingness, alone 
rose above every other feeling. A vast un- 
trodden region of cold, and silence, and death 
stretched out far and away from us on every 
side ; but, above, Heaven, with its countless 
watchful eyes, was over all ! 

THE TOP. 

For upwards of half an hour we kept on 
slowly mounting this iceberg, until we reach- 
ed the foot of the last ascent — the calottey as 
it is called — the "cap" of Mont Blanc. The 
danger was now over, but not the labor, for 
this dome of ice was difficult to mount. The 
axe was again in requisition : and everybody 
was so '' blown," in common parlance, that 
we had to stop every three or four minutes. 
My young companions kept bravely on, like 
fine fellows as they were, getting ahead even 
of some of the guides : but I was perfectly 
done up. Honest Tairraz had no sinecure to 
pull me after him, for I was stumbling about, 
as though completely intoxicated. I could 
not keep my eyes open, and planted my feet 
anywhere but in the right place. I know I 
was exceedingly cross. I have even a recol- 
lection of having scolded my **team,"be- 
cailse they did not go quicker ; and I was ex- 
cessively indignant when one of them dared 
to call my attention to Monte Rosa. At last, 
one or two went in front, and thus somewhat 
quickened our progress. Gradually our speed 
increased, until I was scrambling almost on 
my hands and knees ; and then, as I found 



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myself on a level , it suddenly stopped. T look- 
ed round, and saw there was nothing higher. 
The batons were stuck in the snow, and the 
guides were grouped about, some lying down, 
and others standing in little parties. I was 
on the top of Mont Blanc ! The ardent wish 
of years was gratified : but I was so complete- 
ly exhausted, that, without looking round me, 
I f<pll down upon the snow, and was asleep in 
an instant. I never knew the charm before 
of that mysterious and brief repose which an- 
cient people term *' fbrty winks.'* Six or 
seven minutes of dead slumber was enough to 
restore the balance of ray ideas ; and when 
Tairraz awoke me, I was once more perfectly 
myself. And now I entered into the full de- 
light tihat the conciousness of our success 
brought with it. It was a little time before I 
could look at anything steadily. I wanted 
the whole panorama condensed mio one point : 
for, gazing at Geneva and the Jura, I thought 
of the plains of Lombardy behind me ; and 
turning round towards them, my eye imme- 
diately wandered away to the Oberland, w^ith 
its hundred peaks glittering in the bright 
morning sun. 



RES CURIOS^E. 



DANOBB OF EABLT BUBIALS. 

Le Clerc, in his History of Medicine, and 
also other able physicians, affirm, that in Hy- 
steria, a woman can live thirty days without 
re.spiration. I know, says Calmet, that a 
very honest woman continued thirty-six 
hours without any sign of life. Every one 
thought her dead, and her funeral was pre- 
pared : her husband steadily opposed it. At 
the expiration of thirty- six hours, she recov- 
ered, and lived a long time afterwards. She 
related that she heard perfectly all that was 
said of her, and knew that they wished to 
bury her ; but such was her torpor, that she 
could not overcome it, and would have suffer- 
ed all without resistance; which accords 
with what St. Augustin savs of a priest, who 
during a syncope, heard what was said, as if 
at a distance, and yet aUowed his flesh to be 
burned and cut without opposition or sensa- 
tion. 

The case of Rev. William Tennent, late 
pastor of the Presbyterian Church, Freehold, 
(N. J.) may also be set up against the prac- 
tice of early burial. It seems, according to 
his biographer, that intense application 
affected bis health, and brought on a pain in 
bis breast and a slight hectic. He soon be- 
came emanciated. and at length was like a 
living skeleton. His life was now threatened. 
In this situation his spirits failed him, and he 
began to obtain doubts of his final happiness. 
He was conversing one morning with his 
brother, in Latin, on the state of his soul, 



when he fainted and died away. After the 
usual time, he was laid out on a board, ac- 
cording to the common practice of the coun- 
try, and the neighborhood were invited to 
attend his funeral, on the next day. In the 
evening his physician and friend, returned 
from a ride into the country, and was afflict- 
ed beyond measure at the news of his death. 
He could not be persuaded that it was 
certain; and on being told that one of the 
persons who had asssisted in laying out the 
body, thought he had observed a little 
tremor of the flesh, under the arm, although 
the body was cold and stiff, he endeavoured 
to ascertain the fact. He first put his own 
hand into warm water, to make it as sensible 
as possible, and then felt under the arm and 
at the heart, and affirmed that he felt an un- 
usual warmth, though no one else could. He 
had the body restored to a warm bed, and in- 
sisted that the people who had been invited 
to the funeral should be requested not to at^ 
tend. To this the brother objected as ah- 
surd ; the eyes being sunk, the lips discol- 
ored, and the whole body cold and stiff. 
However, the doctor finally prevailed, and all 
probable means were used to discover symp- 
toms of returuing life. But the third day- 
arrived, and no hopes were entertained of 
success, but by the doctor,who never left 
him, night or day. The people were again 
invited, and assembled to attend the funeral. 
The doctor still objected, and at last confined 
his request for delay to one hour, then to half 
an hour, and finally to a quarter of an boor 
He had discovered that the tongue was much 
swollen and threatened to crack. He was 
endeavoring to soften it by some emollient 
ointment, put upon it with a feather, when 
the brother came in, about the expiration of 
the last period, and mistaking what the doc- 
tor was doing for an attempt to feed him, 
manifested some resentment, and, in a spirited 
tpne, said, '* It is shameful to be feeding a life- 
less corpse ;" and insisted with earnestness, 
that the funeral should immediately proceed. 
At this critical and important moment, the 
body, to the great alarm and astonishment of 
all present, opened its eyes, gave a dreadful 
groan, and sunk again into apparent death. 
This put an end to all thoughts of burying 
him ; and every effort was again employed in 
hopes of bringing about spe^y resuscitation. 
In about an hour, the eyes opened, a heavy 
groan proceeded from the body, and again all 
appearance of animation vanished. In anoth^ 
I hour, life seemed to return with more power» 
and a complete revival took place, to the great 
joy of the family and friends, and no smaU 
astonishment and conviction of very many who 
had been ridiculing the idea of restoring to life 
a dead body. Mr. T. continued in so weak 
and low a state for six weeks, that great 
doubts were entertained of final recovery. It 

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wftfi full a twelve-month before he was com- 
pletely restored. 

Other examples of persons buried alive, or 
about to be, may be found in Winslow. 

Plutarch relates, that a man having fallen 
from a height, was thought to be dead, with- 
out, however, the slightest appearance of a 
wound. At the end of three days, as they 
laid him in the earth, he suddenly came to 
himself. — And Asclepiades meeting a large 
concourse of people following a person to the 
the grave was allowed to see him. He found 
in him signs of life, and b^ appropriate means, 
immediately recovered him and restored him 
to his friends. 

There are numerous instances of persons, 
who, having been buried, have afterwards re- 
covered, and lived in perfect health a long 
time. In particulart we are told of a woman 
of Orleans, buried in a vault with a rin^* on her 
finger, which could not be taken off when 
placing her in the coffin. The following 
night, a servant, attracted by this ring, opened 
the tomb, broke the coffin, and not l^ing able 
to draw off the ring, attempted to cut off the 
finger of the woman, who cried out, and thus 
put him to flight. She then «"ivested herself 
as well as she could, of her burial clothes, re- 
turned home, and survived her husband. 

M. Bernard, a surgeon at Paris, affirms, 
that being with his father at the parish church 
of Rael, they drew from his tomb, alive and 
breathing, a priest of the order of St. Francis, 
who had been interred three or four days, and 
who had gnawed his hands around the ligature 
that bound them together. He .died, how- 
ever, almost instantly on being brought into 
the air. 

Many persons have mentioned the wife of a 
Counsellor of Cologne, who having been bu- 
ried, in 1571, with a valuable ring, the grave 
digger opened the grave the following night, j 
in order to steal it. But the good woman ' 
seized him, and foroed him to take her from 
her coffin. He disengaged himself and fled. 
She then went home and knocked at the door ; 
thinking it was her ghost, she was left a long 
time at the door. At last they opened it, 
wanned her, and she was perfectly restored, 
and had afterwards three sons, all clergymen. 

Francis de CeviUe, a Norman gentlemen, 
was captain of a hundren men in the town of 
Rouen, when it was besieged by Chas IX., 
and was then twenty-six years of age. At the 
oonolnsion of an attack he was wounded, and 
fell into the ditch : some pioneers placed him 
in a grave with another body, and covered it 
with a little earth. He remained there from 
eleven in the morning, to half past six in the 
evening, when his servant took nim out. Hav- 
ing observed some signs of life, the servant put 
him into a bed, where he remained five days 
and five nights without speaking, or giving 
any sign of sensation, but having a violent 



fever. — The town being taken by assault, the 
servants of an officer of the victorious army, 
who was to lodge in the house, threw him on a 
straw bed in a back room, from whence his 
brother *s enemies pitched him through a win- 
dow upon a heap of dirt, where he remainwl 
in his shirt more than three dajrs. At the end 
of this time, a relation, surprised to find him 
alive, sent him a league from Rouen, where 
he was attended, and finally recovered. 

In a great {^ague that ravaged the town of 
Dijon, in 1558, a woman named Nicole Len- 
tillet, being considered as dead from the dis- 
ease, was tfirown into a large ditch, where 
the dead were buried. The following morn- 
ing she came to herself, and attempted in vain 
to get out of it : but her weakness, and the 
weight of the bodies above her, prevented it. 
In this horrible situation she remained four 
days, when she was drawn out, carried home, 
and perfectly recovered. 

MISGBLLANEOUS. 

When the Science of Phrenology was first 
broached by Gall, it met with mucl^ ridicule 
both in prose and verse. A specimen of the 
latter may be found in the following ; 

To Mek our heads of erery nbape. 
Baron and >hakcspoare, a«8 and ape, 

Phrenologists take pains: 
And in this fearcb they are sorely right, 
For ne'er was system brought to light, 

So much in want of brain*. 

Mr. Elliott, the Phrenologist, in Chestnut 
Street, we may say here has one of the best 
collections of charts and busts, we have ever 
seen. 

Rome is at present well known to be almost 
constantly affected with maVariay a kind of 
intermittent fever : it is ascribed to the marshes 
and stagnant state of the waters in the neigh- 
bourhood, as also to the putrefaction of ani- 
mal and vegetable substances, which always 
exists in great abundance in her streets. Even 
as far back as the consulate the government 
found it very difficult to preserve cleanliness, 
as is manifested by the various edicts passed for 
that purpose : two of them are here inserted. 

** Qnominus illi cloecam qu» ex sedibus 
ejus in tuas retinet, qua de re agitur, purgare 
reficere liceat vim fieri, veto, damni infecti 
quod operis vitio factum sit caveri iubeo." 

'< Ne quis aqnam oletato dolo malo ubi pub- 
lice salit* Si quis olctarit sextertiortun X 
millium mulcta esto." 

In undergoing loi^e marches, it has been 
found very serviceable to soap the inside of 
your stockings. 

In Allen's •* Synopsis of Medicine," under 
the article Plague, he presents us with Diem- 
erbrock's prevention^ which will prove effica- 
cious in all epidemics : 

'- night. wiUi the fear of the Lord.*' 



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He also giyes us a Latin distich to the same 
effect, with its translation. 

** Haec tria tabificam tollunt adrerbla pestem, 
Moz, longtt, tarde, oedo, recede, rcdll" 
"Thews words preyont the plague's infeotioas pain, 
Go quick, fly far, and elow return again !'- 

The following examples have been given of 
those unaccountable antipathies to which 
Shakespeare alludes : 

** Some men there are lore not a gaping pig 
Some that are mad If they behold a cat" 

Mr. Vaughein, a great huntsman in Han- 
over, would faint, or, if he had sufficient time, 
would run away at the sight of a roast pig. 

Henry III. of France, could nev^ sit in a 
room with a cat. 

The Duke of Schomberg had the same kind 
of antipathy : nay we read of a gentleman in 
the court of the Emperor , Ferdinand, who 
bled at the nose on hearing the mewing of a 
cat, however great the cUstance might be 
from him. The same happened to Chesue, 
secretary to Frwicis the First, if an apple was 
shewn to him. 

Cardan was particularly disgusted at the 
sight of eggs. Uladislaus, king of Poland 
could not bear to see apples. 

Joseph Scaliger and Peter Abono never 
could orink milk. 

Ambrose Par^ mentions a gentleman who 
never could see an eel without fainting. 

Erasmus, though a native €£ a seaport 
(Rotterdam) had such an aversion to fish, that 
the smell of it gave him a fever. 

King James I of England had an utter 
aversion to the sight of a naked sword, so 
that when he conferred knighthood, the blade 
was placed on the shoulder of the person 
*' whom the king delighted to honor'' by one 
of the royal attendants. 

Henry Bolders, a London banker has fiunt- 
ed at dinner in consequence of a footman's 
bringing and placing on the sideboard the 
half of a large Cheshire cheese, although Mr. 
Bolders did not see the cheese. 

We have read of a gentleman who would 
&11 into convulsions at the sight of a carp. 

The following table shows the weight of 
the largest church bells in England : 

tons, cvrt 

The Mighty Tom at Christ College, 
Oxford, 7 15 

The Great Tom at the Cathedral, 

Exeter, 5 11 

The Tom Growler at St. Paul's, 
London, 5 

The Great Tom at the Minster, Lin- 
coln 4 15 

The Cathedral Clock Bell, Canter- 
bury 3 10 

The Minster Clock Bell, Beverly, 
(Yorkshire,) . . . . 2 10 



LIFE'S MOMENTS. 

Life hiu itfl bright bonra 

I f Foftnefs and bloom, 
Bending like spring^floveri 

O'er Ihc edge of the tomb; 
They choer vu in gladneet. 

So joyful though briel^ 
And blight us with radneu 

Oft melting in griefl 

Tints of the morning 

GiMing the sky, 
By (ninbcams adorning, ^ 

Then lingering die ; 
Shadows of moonlight 

Cast on the shore, 
Darkness encircles 

They fade evermore. 

Thus life's happy hours 

in brilliance appear, 
Fragrant with flowers 

Our pathway to dieeri 
Round us they borer, 

Like shadows of night, 
Then sadness is over 

Joy comes in delight. 



OUR WEEKLY OOSSIP. 



— " Boiling to death," Blackstone says, Sj. 
vol. iv. p. 196, "seems to have been '^ 
adopted from the peculiar circumstances of 
the crime which gave rise to it; for the pre- 
amble of the statute (22 Hen. Vm. c. 21) in- 
forms us that John Roose, a cook, had been 
lately convicted of throwing poison into a 
large pot of broth, prepared for the Bishop of 
Rochester's family, and for the poor of the 
parish : and the said John Boose was, by a 
retrospective clause of the same statute, or- 
dered to be boiled to death. Lord Coke men- 
tioned several instance of persons suffering 
this horrid punishment." This Act, how- 
ever, did not live long, for it was repeal«l by 
the 1st Edw. VI. c. 12. 

— Gobbet giving an account of a debate in 
Congress in 1796 '* upon the appointment of a 
stenographer, says thftt those who appeared 
most anxious for the appointment of the sten- 
ographer, if we except one or two, are 
amongst the few whose speeches can do them 
no sort of credit with any party. This is the 
way of the world. Animals, whether endued 
with the faculty of speech or not, seem to fl^ 
in the face of Nature. The ugly woman is 
everlastinglv at her glass ; the owl thought 
her frightful brood the prettiest little crea- 
tures in the world ; and the insipid orator, 
while his voice is drowned in the hemmings, 
coughings, snorings of his drowsy audience, 
thinks that he is uttering sentences that ought 
to be written in letters of gold.'* 



OUR WEEKLY GOSSIP. 



363 



— The following homorous account of the sop- 
orific speeches of a medical member of the , 
legislature of Pennsylvania, is also from the ' 
I caustic pen of CJobbett. . 

i "I allude to one Dr. Morpheus, who find- I 
I ing his neighbors determined not to die under I 
[ his hands is now endeavoring to assassinate | 
the state. The state, however, seems to par- ; 
take of the obstinacy of his neighbors, turn- 
ing a deaf ear to all his prescriptions. At the 
end of the second paragraph the chairman 
was perceived to yawn, the third rocked him 
off and the fourth laid the whole assembly 
fast asleep. The fifth reached the doorkeeper 
at the further end of the passage ; and before 
the sixth was half finished, an old woman 
who sells apples at the gate, dropped from 
her stool, should this quack in politics as 
well as physic be sufi*ered to continue his lec- 
tures, the Assembly of Pennsylvania may 
write over their doors, as the French do over 
those of their burying grounds, •* This is the 
place of everlasting sleep." 

— A writer states that when the railroad from 
St. Louis to San Francisco is completed, a 
traveller may make the circuit of the earth, 
hy railway and by steamer, in the space of 
nmety-three days. The detail he gives as 
follows : 

From New York to San Francisco, 4 days. 
From San Francisco to Hong-Kong, 25 *• 
From Hong-Kong to Calcutta, 6 " 

From Calcutta to Bombay, 13 " 

From Bombay to England, 35 ** 

From England to New York, 10 ** 

— A book has recently been published in Lon- 
don, entitled: ''Progress of Russia in the 
West, North and South-" The author states 
that Russia, when resisted with a will, is not 
idl^powerfiil even within her own territories, 
as the following anecdote testifies : — 

** The Cossacks, little as it may be suspect- 
ed abroad, are not a mere troop of irregular 
horse, but a constituted republic, separated 
Brom Russia in a far more distinct manner 
than the Duchies from Denmark. They ad- 
mit no Russian to civil or military rank or 
post, and utterly repudiate the ecclesiastical 
pretensions and usurpations of the official 
Russian Church. An ukase was published 
assimilating their administration to that of 
the other provinces of the empire ; their con* 
tingent had by precaution been already dis- 
patched to distant frontiers ; nevertheless the 
Deputy Hetman, instantly sent orders for the 
regiments of reserve to rendezvous at the 
point of their territ<Hries nearer to Moscow. 
The Emperor did not accuse them of ban- 
ning the war : but, with an army of 1,200, 
000 men at his disposal, explained the ukase 
as a mistake." 

— A Costly Nbcklacb. — A rich caseof jewel- 
r}- is exhibited at the New York Crystal Palace, 



containing, among other articles, a necklace 
set with thirty-eight pearls weighing 885 
grains, and one diamond, weighing forty-two 
grains. The pearls are perfect in shape and 
color, and are well known to all the gem 
dealers in Europe. They are valued at ten 
thousand dollars! The Diamond is of the 
first water, free from flaw, and possessing 
great fire. It is known in Europe as the 
"Sovereign Diamond," This magnificent 
necklace, it may be proper to add, is from the 
establishment of Tiffany, Young and Ellis, 
and probably surpasses anything of the kind 
ever Defore seen in this country. 

— Hon. George Poindexter, formerly United 
States Senator from Mississippi, died at Jack- 
son, in that State, on the 5th inst. He was 
the first delegate to Congress from Mississippi, 
and on her admission into the Union was im- 
mediately chosen United States Senator, 
which position he held for a great number of 
years. He was likewise at one time Governor 
of the State. In early life he was a supporter 
of Gen. Jackson, but in later years he became 
an inveterate opponent of the hero of New 
Orleans and his^arty. Gov P., retired from 
public life many years before he died. 

— Commencement at Brown University, 
Providence, (R. I.) took place on Wednesday 
Sept. 7th., and was celebrated with great 
spirit after the old style. Judge Thomas of 
Worcester, delivered an oration before the 
Phia Beta Kuppa. An oration and poem were 
also pronounced before the College Societies, 
the latter by Rev. S. Dryden Phelps Hon- 
orary degrees were conferred upon the foUojjr- 
ing gentlemen : 

Augustus F. Day, of Norristown, Pa., 
Bachelor of Philosophy. 

A. M.— Rev. Zaca. Eddy, of Warsaw, N. 
Y. ; Joshua T. Meryward, of East Douglass, 
Mass.; Andrew Pollard, of Taunton; D. 
Shepardson, Cincinnati ; Joshua Hunt, Terra 
Haute. Ind. * 

D.D.— Thos. Shepard, of Bristol, class 
1833 ; Ezekiel G. Robinson, Prof of The- 
ology in University of Rochester ; Rev. Fran- 
cis Mason, Taroy, Burmah. 

L.L. D.— -B. F. Thomas, Justice of the 
Supreme Judical Court of Mass., 1830 : Geo. 
T. Chase, Prof, of Chemistry and Physics, in 
Brown Univ. ; Hon. Daniel D. Barnard, U. 
S. Minister to the Court of Prussia ; Hon. 
Henry S. Randall, Secretary of State, Albany, 
New-York. 

— A LiPB OP Franklin, with Selections from 
his Writings by Epks Saegint, of Boston, is 
in press and will shortly be published by 
Phillips, Sampson & Co. Wc are told bv % 
writer that in preparing the Memoir, Mr. 
Sargent has procured some valuable materials 
from recent French sources, which will be 



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quite new to readers in this country. He has 
also obtained facts from the Diary of John 
Adams, which are found in no previous life of 
Franklin. An elegant portrait of Franklin, 
now engraved for the first time from a picture 
in the Gallery of Versailles, accompanies the 
volume. 

— C. J. Price & Co.. No. 7 Hart'd Buildings, 
have sent us the last issues of several of Mr. 
Alexander Montgomery's beautiful illustrated 
publications, among which arc the following : 
" The Illustrated History of Hungary." Part 
3, by Edwin L. Godkin. ** The Popular Ed- 
ucator," No. 5; "The Alps. Switzerland, 
Savoy and Lombardy," Part 4 ; and " Cas- 
sell 's Natural History of the Feathered Tribes, " 
Part 2. Messrs. Price & Co., are agents for 
the greater part of Mr. Montgomery's works, 
and we i^re happy to learn, though a new 
firm are rapidly acquiring a large business. 

— An entertainment was given last week at 
Newport, by Gottschalk and the Germanians, 
which is said to have netted $1,500. The 
artists played admirably, and according to 
an Editor. M. Gottschalk showed himself the 
rival of Thalberg. His execution of Listz's 
arrangement of Donizetti 's Sestet, left nothing 
to he desired. It was the perfection of high 
art 

— - Discovert op a work op art. — Le Cour- 
rier de la Gironde, a French newspaper, says 
that a short time ago a painting was sold at a 
testimentary sale for 50 francs. An innkeeper 
became its owner, and decorated his dining- 
room with it. Eight months afterwards, the 
name of the painter and the date, 1595, was 
discovered on a hat in the picture. It is the 
work of Otto Venius (Vanveen.) a Flemish 
Painter, the master of Rubens. The sub- 
ject is Abigail coming to meet David. The 
painting is five feet high and three feet wide, 
it is on a panel and has never been retouched. 
Its owner sold it to a distinguished Parisian 
amateur for 25,000 francs. 



NEW BOOKS. 

— ** The Schoolfellow" for September, is 
full of delightful articles from the pens of 
"Cousin Alice," "Mrs. Manners," and the 
excellent editor Mr. Richards. Evans and 
Brittafn, of New York, are the publishers of 
this beautiful little magazine. Terms only 
one dollar per year. 

— " The Pedestrian in France." Putnam has 
just published a book with this title, which 
emanates from the pen of George Barrell, Jr., 
author of "Bubbles of Fiction." It is a 
pleasant book, for the most part about the 
working classes of France and Switzerland, 
for the author passed along on foot and min- 
gled with toilers : thus becoming acquainted 



with their habits and amubements. His nar- 
rative is as he meant it should be, an unpre- 
tending account of humble life, and will be 
valuable as imparting information of an use- 
ful and practical character. 

— "Cranford." The Harpers have given us 
this, another stoiy from the author of " Mary 
Barton" and " Ruth," which of course wffl 
be read with interest. It touches off false 
pride, to a charm; it shows up in a most 
satisfactory manner many absurdities with 
which society abounds ; and gives to substan- 
tial merit its proper due. The satire is capi- 
tal, '* Cranford is shown up, and with 
" Cranford" the world. There are Miss Jcn- 
kyns' and Capt. Browns', and Hon. Mrs. 
Jamiesons all about us. " Cranford" is a 
lesson, pleasantlygiven, and none can read it 
but with profit. We, through the whole of its 
absorbing pages, see pictures of ourselves. 
The commencement is good ; better, &r, the 
continuation ; and the winding up the best of 
all. We are told that a few of the Cranford- 
onians were poor, and had some difficulty in 
making both ends meet, but that they were 
like the Spartans and concealed the smart 
under a smiling face. We learn, also, that 
when Mrs. Forrester gave a party in her baby- 
house of a dwelling, and the little charity 
maiden disturbed the ladies on the sofk by t 
request that she might get the tea-tray out 
from underneath, every one took this novel 
proceeding as the most natural thing in the 
world ; and talked on about household forms 
and ceremonies, as if they all believed that their 
hostess had a regular servants* hall, second- 
table, with housekeeper and steward : instead 
of the one little chanty-school-maiden, whose 
short ruddy arms could never have been 
strong enough to carry the tray up stairs, if 
she had not been assisted, in private, by her 
mistress ; who now sat in state, pretending 
not to know what cakes were sent up, though 
she knew, and we knew, and she knew Uttt 
we knew, and we knew that she knew, that 
we knew, she had been busy all the motning 
making tea-bread and sponge cakes !" 

Reader do you know any Mrs. Forresters*? 
We do, several of them. Tou will find in 
" Cranford*' a plenty more of yoor acquain- 
tances, and we advise you to get it at once 
and read it. We are sure, too, hoora or so 
will be most pleasantly, yea and profitably, 
passed by you in so doing. 

— Elements of Rhetoric. — ^The Harpers 
have published Dr. Whately*s " Elements of 
Rhetoric.** Seven editions have appeared in 
England, and the book cannot fail to have an 
extended popularity here. It treats of rhec- 

I toric mainly as applied to public speiUcing, 
i and forms a euide which cannot be followed 
, but with profit. 
\ — Thbort op PoLtncs. — ^We have received 



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from the Harpers, an inquiry into the founda- 
tions of governments and the causes and pro- 
gress of political revolutions, from the pen of 
Richarel Hildreth, author of the History of 
the United States of America &c. The hook 
was, as the author states, composed about 
twelve years ago, and its views have been 
confirmed by subequent readings and reflec- 
tions. We shall read it attentively and no- 
tice it hereafter. 

— Thb Illustbatbd Maoazikb op Akt, for 
September comes to us from the Philadelphia 
agent Mr. J. W. Moore. It abounds in rich 
engravings, and excellent letter-press. Among 
other attractions are illustrations of articles 
in the Dublin Cyrstal Palace. It seems aston- 
ishing to us that this work can be afforded for 
only 83 per year. 

— Stutvesant. — Here is another Franconia 
story by the author of the RoUo books, and 
of course comes from the Brothers Harper. 
As an able contemporary says ** it is a wel- 
come book for the young, who will be ready 
listeners to its minute graphic style, and ever- 
wdcome incidents of rural life and scenery. 
The best criticism of such a book is the judg- 
ment of children themselves; and we can 
answer for the avidity with which some good 
appreciators of this kind have seized upon the 
vdume." 

— The following books lie on our table unno- 
ticed: — 

"Lorenzo Benoni," from Redfield New 
York; Ililliard*s "Six Months in Italy," 
from Ticknor, Reed and Fields, Boston; 
**De Quincey's Autobi(»raphic Sketches," 
from the same ; ** The Orphans of the Sui- 
cides or Rum-Plague," translated from 
Zschokke— from John S. Taylor, New York. 
All will be attended to at the earliest possible 
period. 



MUSICAL ITEMS. 

— SiGNOB Pbrklli, as may be seen by ad- 
vertisement, re-commences his classes on the 
27th instant. We learn his Soirees the 
coining winter will be more brilliant than 
ever. Among the novelties, he proposes intro- 
ducing amateur opera performances, when his 
papils will have an opportunity of displaying 
thur proficiency in the lyrical drama. The 

i finst opera fixed on, is *'The Barber." More 
of this« however, anon. 

— Ole Bull, little Patti and Strackosch, give 
a concert on Monday Evening, at the Musical 
Fund Hall. The Hall has, by the way, been 
greatly improved during the summer, by the 
introduction of new and splendid gas fixtures, 
and the improvement of the entree and exit to 
the orchestra. Mr. Becket the obliging su- 
perintendent, of course, arranged all the im- 



provements: or rather, they were executed 
under his particular direction. 

— Sanford*s New Orleans Opera Troupe per- 
form nightly at the new and beautiful bijou 
Opera House, Twelfth below Chestnut. "Cin- 
derella" burlesque has closed the entertain- 
ments during the past week. The perform- 
ances of Sanford's company have an artistic 
excellence of the most emphatic kind, and the 
entertainment he gives is well deserving of 
the very high fame which it enjoys. 

— We are told that Madam Sontag has quar- 
relled with Maretzec, and will hereafter give 
operas and concerts independent of ^at cele- 
brated artist. Mr. Ullman, is hence, we sup- 
pose, again director supreme. We do not our- 
selves know anything prejudicial to Mr. U. — 
certainly nothing on the score of amiability, 
complacency and courtesy, — but there are 
others connected with the press who talk very 
bi tterly of him . The Countess evidently holcfc 
him in high esteem. We have some recollec- 
tion of this gentleman as connected with 
Strackosch. We never heard anything to his 
discredit then, though we think Strackosch 
discharged him. 

— Julien is coming. Prepare! — So are the 
Germanians. 

— There is a rumor that Gottschalk, the won- 
derful young Creole pianist, is shorUy to be 
married, and to a Philadelphian. We hope 
it is true. Nought but delicious harmony 
can attend such a match, we presume. Gotts- 
chalk favors us with a concert very soon, we 
hear. 

— James Bellak has jusf published, through 
J. E. Gould, No. 164 Chestnut street, a new 
and beautiful piece which he calls the " Com- 
et Schottische." Mr. B., is a popular com- 
poser, indeed, he has written some of the 
prettiest waltzes, polkas and schottisches of 
the season. Gould sends us a large budget of 
music, in addition to the above, which we 
will notice hereafter. ' 

EDITORS' SANS SOUOI. 



— " The man literary taste of many of our 
booksellers, enables them to publish, as a gen- 
eral thing, good books. Now and thfen they 
get imposed upon, of course, but not often. 
It has been hinted to us that the senior of a 
large and flourishing book firm is writing a 
series of essays on Style. He makes Cicero 
as his model. His fine classical attainments 
and sterling good sense, fit him for any posi- 
tion he may aim at as an author. We must 
not mention names." So says a morning pa- 
per. Who can the bookseller be ? Mr. Lip- 
pincott, of the firm of Lippincott, Grambo & 
Co., a friend suggests. 



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BIZARRE. 



Quinre or qinac 

— The following "Fragment" sent to us by 
M may be said to be original pdetry : — 

With a frail reed I traced upon the Nuidy shore 
The lonely name of one my heart did most adore, 
The waters fiercely rijing swept it all away, 
Leaving behind no tracing, of words I'wrote that day 
Not to be thwart«d in my consdons power, 
Or let the tide again, wash off In one short honr. 
The spell of her I loved : I hit tipon a hotter plan, 
To record high the name of my own AW>y Ann — 
So, i<ielzin«; a giant poplar from Lombard's waving host. 
I strode along in triumph by the Adriatic const, 
I gained Vesuvius' crater belching forth its ire 
And dipt my ponderous pen, in ink of liquid flro; 
On tho vault of Iluavcns' blue in bumin;: kt tors deep 
I traced my Abie's name In tiame, with, one single 

sweep, 
There! by St. Grimbald let no rude iron hand, 
Erase fh)m etherial space what*er is Love's command' 

OUO FRBIMOH FA8i-<ION8. 

— There was a time when the ladies in France 
received their visits whilst they performed 
their toilett. ^ Wrapped in a huge robe de 
chambre, they conversed, dictated letters, or 
conspired against the popular minister, whilst 
two hairdressers, and two femmes de chondyrts 
were occupied at their heads, in constructing 
on the frail foundation of the hair, an immense 
edifice of gauze, pins, flowers, pasteboard, 
and diamonds. The head-dress finished, the 
vast envelope was removed, and an elegant 
deshabille displayed, that could not alarm the 
most scrupulous modesty. One artist now 
traced the eye-brow; another shaded the 
cheeks: a third converted into alabaster a 
neck of ebony ; whilst the hands were smear- 
ed with pastils, soaps, and almond-pastes. 
Then came robes and hoops, and branden- 
boughs and bufiantes, gauzes, and tippets ; 
and the bust, and the rest of the body was 
adorned with as many yards of drapery as 
would be sufiicient at present to furnish a 
milliner^s magazine. All this performed in 
the presence of visitors, withoul^ffending the 
laws of decorum. When at last the favorite 
fenvne de chambre exclaimed, like a stage- 
coachman, " all right," acclamations and ap- 
plauses echoed from every comer of the draw- 
ing-room. Abbes spouted madrigals and im- 
promptus; colonels breathed raptures, and 
graces, and butterflies ; the rose and the rain- 
bow were exhausted to prove practically, that 
madame was charming, and that her toilette 
was the ne plm ultra of taste and lovliness. 

How times arc changed ! now the toilette 
resembles the budget and diplomacy : secrecy 
is its soul. Profane eyes no longer penetrate 
the mysterious asylum of coquetery. Nothing 
is now the eft'ect of routine and habit. The 
toilette is at present the produce of the most 

Erofound meditation, and very often of the 
apples t inspiration. 



QRAIVtK/IATIOAl. SRROR8. 

— No doubt but— No doubt btU that—NodoHht 
but what — When we say, that '• there is no 
doubt that the sun shines," every one can 
understand what we say. The sentence is 
grammatically correct. 

Some persons instead of using the abore 
form would say, ** there is no doubt but the 
sunshines." This is unmeaning. • Substitute 
for the word but the word except j which is its 
equivalent, and the absurdity of it becomes 
manifest. 

Others would say, '* there is no doubt but 
that the sun shines." This means directly 
the reverse of what they intend to say. It 
means that there is nothing doubtful ezo^t 
l^e shining of the sun. 

A few others would use this form, ** that 
is no doubt but what the sun shines." This 
is rank nonsense, being in other words ** there 
is no doubt except that which the sun shines !'* 

This last most absurd mode of expression 
is a favorite with the Washington correspon- 
dent of one of the big Philadelphia papers. 
In his letters we frequently find such state- 
ments as ** there is no doubt but what the , 
bill will pass." He is most probably an En- 
glishman, as he writes " different to," instead 
of "different from." 

" This is the man tohom I supposed tros her 
father. ' * This is a specimen of an error which 
is very frequent in our newspapers, espeetally 
in the reporter's column. It would be cor- 
rect to say, "this is. the man whom I sap- 
posed to be her father, but the verb has cannot 
have the objection whom for its nominative. 

" This is one of the handsomest houses that 
has been lately built." 

We ought to say, " this one is of the hand- 
somest houses that have been lately UulU" 
The relative pronoun that refers to the word 
houses, is, consequently in the plural and re- 
quires the verb to be in the plural also. 

Tho meaning is that there are certain 
houses that are the handsomest houses that 
have been lately built, and that the house in 
question is one of them. 

"Mr. Dobbs with his family have fallen 
victims to the yellow fever." 

He have ! have he ? 

The speaker doubtless, supposed that not 
only " Mr. Dobbs," but also, " fiimily," was 
the nominative to the verb "have fallen;" 
but tho word family cannot be the nominatiye, 
because it is in the objective case, being 
governed by the preposition with. 

A BATHINQ 808NE. 

— A most amusing circumstance occurod last 
month at a town in our ken upon the Susque- 
hanna. 

The heat had been overwhelming all day 
and, night being oome, numbers of people of 
both sexes sought coolness in the watn^ of 



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867 



the Susquehanna. A terrible thunder storm 
arose whilst the river was populated with 
bathers, snd then commenced a general sauve- 
qui-peut. The wind bore away the clothing in 
ererj direction, and every one to gain his, or 
her own habiliments, joined in an impetuous 
race clad in a single garment. This one, 
where he had left lus coat found only a corset, 
and where that young girl sought her fresh 
toilette and her sweet tulle bonnet, she discov- 
ered a pair of pantaloons or an old sack. Many 
were obliged to enter the town in the most 
bizarre costume, and some even without any. 
The next morning the clothes that had been 
collected were divided as equitably as possible. 

"THK PRiNOeeS BSL-QlOJOaO. 

— The New York Trihtme, says ** a correspon- 
dent inquires how it is that this distinguished 
lady writes for The Tnbunc from Asia Minor, 
when the The Philadelphia Bizarre describes 
her as living in Paris. The answer is simple : 
she lived in Paris for many years, (during 
which period the writer in Tne Bizarre visit- 
ed her house) until 1848- '49, when she went 
to Italy to aid the Republicans : after their 
downfall she took refuge in Turkey, where 
the Sultan made her a grant of land, and 
where she has since resided." The Trtbwie 
adds that it lately received a package of 
letters from Madame Belgiojoso, which it shall 
lay before its readers as soon as it has room. 
The correspondence of the Princess is one 
of the most interesting features, of the very 
interesting Tribune. 

TME SaVKNTV-SIX SOO BTV. 

— The Council of this new society met last 
week and made arrangements for commencing 
their series of publications. During a late 
visit to the south, one of their members be- 
came possessed of a coUection of papers relat- 
ing to the doings of Silas Dean in France. 
They were formerly in the possession of Hen- 
ry Laurens, President of the congress. These 
the society resolved to publish, and Mr. In- 
graham has agreed to edit them. 

Some other works were spoken of at the 
meeting as deserving of the attention of the 
society. *'The Campaign against Quebec," 
by Judge Joseph Henry of Lancaster, (Penn.) 
will probably be an early re-pubhcation, and 
we underetand that the papers of (xeorge Ma- 
son, of Virginia, a member of the Continen- 
tal Congress, will be placed in the hands of 
this society for publication. 

RlNOa. 

— A writer in '* Notes and Quarries" fives 
the following account of the meaning of the 

i[>Wedding Ring. 

•* A ring, whenever used b^ the church, sig- 
nifies, to use the words of liturgical writers 
' integritatem fidei* the perfection of fidelity, 
and is *fidci sacramentum' the badge of fidel- 
ity. Its form, having no beginning and no 
end, is the emblem of eternity, constancy, 



integrity, fidelity, &c. ; so that the wedding 
ring symbolises the eternal or entire fidelity, 
the wife pledges to her husband, and she 
wears the ring as the badge of this fidelity. 
Its ofiSce, then, is to teach and perpetually 
remind her of the fidelity she owes to her hus- 
band, and swore to him i^t the marriage cere- 
mony." 



BUSINESS AND PLEASURE. 

— Col. Maurige has lately added to his capi- 
tal stationery stock, 123 Chestnut street, a 
superior inkstand, which is called Whitney's 
Patent Hydraulic Air-tight Inkstand. It is 
so constructed that the ink retains its purity, 
or freedom from mould or sediment. To use 
the language of the Colonel, '' it is destined 
soon to drive all other inkstands out of use : 
its construction is so simple, yet perfect, that 
a child can understand the principle there- 
of." 

— Oakfobd's Metropolitan Hat Store, at 158 
Chestnut Street, is as much a lion in Phila- 
delphia as is the Crystal Palace in New York. 
The fitting up is truly gorgeous, while the 
stock of hats, caps, cluldreirs jockeys, furs, 
&c., is one of the richest and most various we 
have ever seen. The last autumn style of 
Oakford, we notice, is greatly in demand. 
One of these days we propose to outline the 
career of Oakford, from the time he com- 
menced business in an humble shop down 
town. The story will be read with profit as 
well as pleasure. 

— The " Comedy of Errors" has been admira- 
bly performed at the Arch Street Theatre, 
during the past and the present week. A 
good cast has been given the comedy ; all it 
wants to be efiective. Mr. Fredericks, the 
stiige-director at the Arch, has no superior 
in his way : while Messrs. Wheatley & Drew, 
the managers, and the treasurer, Mr. Matthias, 
are all well calculated to advance any dram- 
atic enterprise with which they may be con- 
nected. 

— That base libel upon the South, not to say 
Truth, " Unde Tom's Cabin," is every night 
acted at one of our theatres, and is received 
with yells of delight, from the sans-culottes 
who frequent suth places. The Rev. Mr. 
Stowe's lady is, of course, in fine odor just 
now among the polished habitues of the circus 
gallery ! The man who walks on the ceiling, 
head downwards, and equestrian monkeys, 
are literally shelved. 

— Mb. Johk Owbns' Mont Blanc opens in 
this city next week. Mr. 0., did not reach 
the summit of Mont Blanc, but he attained 
the "Grands Mulcts," the last bivouacing 
place of tourists. He saw enough of the ele- 
phant, still, to make a good tale. 

— Mr. Perham has got up in New York a 
new gift enterprise, of which we shall speak 
herei^er. 



868 BIZARRE. 



ON THE FIRST OF OCTOBER, 

Will be iaswA iritti many lmproT«ni«iitB 

PART FIRST, VOL. IV., OF "BIZARRE.** 

Thb sueoeMful publication of three semi-anniial Tolames, angora well for the permanent eitablinhment of this paper* 
Yolnme IV. will bo engaged in with all the energy and good will, attendant npon the general appreciation that baa 
heretofore rewarded onr labors. BIZARRE will still be conducted on its original principle, eo well sanctioned by tlM 
public in the case of PtUnam't Monthly , as well as in our weekly. In presenting nothing but what Is original, nnleas 
otherwise stated, and in appearing beft)re our readers anonymously from first to last, we thus avoid making our jpumal 
the eternal Tehide of pt^^ of our oontribotors, to whicu ignoble ends too many American Hagasines and Newspapers 
would seem to be prostituted. Though all our articles date as it were from our office, by no means do they all originate 
there. We have many fUthftd contributors who are content to write with some other than the Tulgar and too 
frequent animus prompting writers of the day of beholding their names constantly exposed to the public To those 
impelled by a higher incentlTe than this, wo gratelfully open our oolumns. Kut that the enTioua may not charge In- 
deed, that their professions are made to hide the meagreness of our literary support, in Justice to ourselTes we may be 
allowed here once ft>r all to state, but without sepciflcations that the following writers 

m imiiBT f« on imm iuutoi m ciihitiik: 

REV. HERMAN HOOKER, D. D., author of "Popular Infidelity," "Portion of the Soul," 

«*Uses of Adversity." Ac 

HENRY R. SCHOOLCRAFT, L. L. D., author of "The Indian Tribes of the United States." 
REV. RUFUS W. GRISWORLD, D. D., author of "Poete and Poetry of America." 

** Prwe Writers of Amer ica." Ac 

REV. H. H. WELD, author of " Women of the Scriptures," " Scenes in the Lives of the 

AposUes." <-Sacred Quataljons," Ac. / 

FREDERICK TOWNSEND, Esq., author of "Musings of an Invalid," "Fancies of a 

Whimcical Man." " Fun and Kamert." Ac. 

REV. EDWARD C. JONES, author of " Echoes of a Heart." the " Romance of Blockley." 
REV. E. C. STEARNS, author of " Notes on Uncle Tom's Cabin." 
SAMUEL A. ALLIBONE, Esq., author of a "Review of New Themes." &c. 
J. B. JONES, Esq., author of " Wild Western Scenes," " The Monarchist," &c 
JAMES REES, Esq., "Mysteries of City Life," "Dramatic Authors of America," &c 
CHARLES C. JONES, Esq. ; J. W. BURNS, Esq. ; DR. L. R. KOECKER; WILLIAM 
DUANE, Esq. ; EDWARD D. INGRAHAM, Esq. ; D. H. BARLOW, Esq. 

AMONG OUR LADY CONTRIBUTORS HAVE BEEN WE ARE PROUD TO SAY 
MRS. MARY H. EASTMAN, author of " Aunt Phillis' Cabin." 
MISS DARLEY. 
MRS. SAMUEL A. ALLIBONE. 
MISS ELLA WATSON. 

It will be the aim of the Editors to give the paper in some way the character of the London "Notes and QtMnes,** 
and to combine therewith the amiable discusf>ion of all topics of Philadelphia Sodety ; in short, fired by the bat 
resolutions of an energetic, honest, but not st<dcal caste of conduct, we aspire to become by our works and not by 
patronage, the organ of the intelligent, the learned and r^ned of a city too well satisfied of its worth to be engaged in 
adverting itaelf to the world. 

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PhOadelfhia, September 10/A, 1853. 



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• BiZAMREf BizAKRE, WHAT 8AT Tou, Madoap?** — Farquhar 



SAT17RDAT, SBPTBMB1SR 94, 1893. 

THE FELON BRANI>. 

FROM THB FRENCH. 



Grown gray in the roilitary profession, the 
Count de Montreal thought that he might 
justly aspire to honorable repose : but what 
scenes was he destined to witness in his old 
age! The throne was overturned: terror 
reigned from one extremity of France to the 
other. The count was descended from a fam- 
ily which had given heroes to the slate : and 
had distinguished himself by the important 
services which he had rendered : he was still 
more revered for his private virtues, and be- 
loved by the army and by the people. His 
children Octavius, and l!mmeline. were his 
pride and his happiness : he retired with them 
to an obscure habitation, situated at a small 
distance from a town near the Rhine. There, 
under an assumed name, he hoped to be able 
to await unmolested the conclusion of the 
troubles, or to find without difficulty an asy- 
lum b^ond the river, if they should extend 
to his humble abode. He soon had but too 
good reason to congratulate himself on the 
prudence of the new plan of life which he had 
adopted. Not a letter, not a newspaper ar- 
riviS, without informing him of the deplora- 
ble fate of some relative or friend. He trem- 
bled for his children, whilst their hearts felt 
no uneasiness, except on his account. Con- 
vinced that the mere name of their venerable 
parent could not be pronounced without in- 
stantly becoming his death-warrant, their 
affection was incessantly studying how to 
heighten the obscurity which encompassed his 
retreat. 

But while thus anxious for their father's 
safety, they were perhaps not sufficiently at- 
tentive to their own. They often walked into 
the little woods which surrounded their house. 
In these moments of liberty, they indulged in 
those reflections and effusions from which they 
cautiously abstained in the presence of the 
count, lest thej^ should aggravate the griefs 
which he endeavored to conceal from them. 
One evening, seated at the fo )t of a tree on 
the skirt or the wood, they surveyed the cur- 
rent of the Rhine, tinged by the i-ays of the 
setting sun. " Do you see," said £mmeline 
to her brother, " do you see those vine-cover- 



ed hills on the opposite shore ? Methinks I 
hear strains of joy proceeding from them. On 
this side what a sullen silence ? It is impos- 
sible that the mere breadth of this river can 
make such a cruel difference between the lot 
of those who inhabit its banks ? When I con- 
sider that a single moment would carry us be- 
yond that simple barrier, I figure to myself 
all three of us in security on the other side. 
My father, I know, considers it as his duty to 
continue on this bank, to preserve his posses- 
sions for us; but what avail fortune and 
and wealth, if we are not at liberty to think, 
to act, to feel ; if, in short, we must hide our- 
selves, to love one another ?" Not less affect- 
ed than his sister by those delicious images of 
liberty and happiness, Octavius promised that 
the very next morning he would join her to 
entreat their father no longer to oppose the 
realization of them. 

At the moment when they were rising to . 
return home. Emmeline hastily p*asped the 
ar:i of her brother, and called his attention 
to a detachment of armed men, crossing the 
plain, and apparently advancing towards the 
wood. Octavius, without manifesting any 
alarm, turned into the valley which led to tlie 
house : but he had scarcely proceeded twen- 
ty paces, when soldiers, with fixed bayonets, 
rushed out from the thickets on the right and 
left. They demanded his papers — he had 
none. They seized and began to drag him 
away. Though unarmed, the dignity of his 
countenance was sufficient to protect the 
young lady from insult ; while she, pale and 
trembling, hid her face in her brother's bosom. 
Octavius soon discovered that they took him 
for one of the banditti, 'who just at that time 
were ravaging the province ; and he further 
learned, that they were going to escort him 
to the prison of the nearest town. Happy, 
under his misfortune, on account of this dou- 
ble mistake, which at least satisfied him re- 
specting his father's safety; he pressed the 
hand of Emmeline, and found, by the return 
which he received, as well as bv her look, 
that they understood one another. They 
reached the town ; the people crowded round 
them; the youth, the beauty, the innocent 
look of Emmeline excited general interest. At 
the turning of a narrow street, the escort was 
obliged to open its ranks. Octavius, more 
anxious about his sister than himself, took 
advantage of the circumstance, pushed her 
with force against a group of women, which 
immediately opened, and i^in closed around 
her. In the twinkling or an eye, her hat 
was snatched from her head, and one of the 
large black mantles commonly worn in that 
part of the country, thrown over her in its 
stead. The darkness favored her escape; 
guided by one of her female deliverers, ana in 
the disguise of a village girl, she left the town 
and flew back to her father. 



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BIZARRE. 



It is impossible to conceive the uneasiness 
expcriencfed by that affectionate parent, from 
the hoar at which his children had been ac- 
customed to return home. Erameline, throw- 
ing herself into his arms with a feigned joy, 
related, that, through a most extraordinary 
mistake, her brother had been apprehended 
as a captain of banditti : ** but," aidded she, 
with a forced smile, ** when they find them- 
selves deceived, they will soon send him back 
again to us, depend on it. Octavius himself 
desired me not to forget to tell you so." The 
count afiBbcted to have as little doubt about 
the matter as Emmeline ; and thus, from the 
suggestion of mutual tenderness, both the 
&ther and daughter strove to practise an in- 
nocent deception on one another. Listening 
only to the dictates of patern&l love, the un- 
happy old man was on the point of quitting 
his retreat to claim his son. Emmeline, how- 
ever, exerted all the power of her caresses 
and her tears, to divert him from so impru- 
deiLt a resolution ; she declared, with a spirit 
above her age and sex, that she would go and 
ascertain what had befallen Octavius. Ac- 
cordingljTi and without stopping to take any 
rest, attired in her peasant's dress, she sal- 
lied forth to the town, and inquired her way 
to the prison. She arrived before the terrific 
gate ; at sight of the iron bars and of the 
sentinels, her heart throbbed; she could 
scarcely stand, and was incapable of uttering 
a word. The jailer's wife suddenly appeared : 
her open countenance semewhat revived the 
spirits of the poor girl, who timidly went up 
to her, and, with a curtsey, offered a basket 
of fruit which she carried on her arm. Her 
appearance and manner prepossessed the wo- 
man in her favor. " What do you want, my 
lass ?" said she. " Ah ! madam," replied 
Emmeline, ** I should be glad to know some- 
thing about a a gentleman who was to be 

brought here last night." "A gentleman, 
heh ! why, ay, one of the robbers, who plun- 
der the whole country." ** Oh ! no. indeed, 
the one I mean is a very honest man : he is 

my my cousin." The jailer's wife 

could not help smiling. "Come along, mj 
poor girl," said she, ** while my husband is 
out of the way, I'll let you see your cousin, 
bat make haste. ' ' Emmeline could have hug- 
ged the good woman ; she followed her, and 
as soon as she perceived Octavius, ran and 
threw herself into his arms. The jailer's 
wife again smiled, and left them together. 

•* My dear Emmeline," said Octavius, " I 
have but a moment to concert with you how 
to save our father's lifb, therefore listen to me 
attentively. On my arrival in this dreary 
place, I found that 1 was preceeded by a re- 
port, that the leader of a numerous band of 
robbers, whose principal members were 
already taken, had just been apprehended. 
Being surrounded and minutely examined by 



these banditti, they all saluted me aloud as 
their captain. I b^n to explain their mis- 
take, but repeated signs warned me that I 
had best be silent. Tou know whether I have 
not other motives to induce me to be so. As 
soon as I could desire an explanation of the 
strange honor that had been thrust upon me, 
I found that my silence, taken for consent, 
would, by deluding justice, save the leader 
whom its officers were in quest of: and lastly* 
I was assured, that, in return for so signal a 
service, I should be the first released by the 
joint efforts of the whole band. Return then 
to our dear father, and keep up his spirits 
till I come back to you once more. " At these 
words the jailer's wife came to apprise Em- 
meline, that it was time to retire ; and An 
departed with a lighter heart, under the idea 
that she might next day perhaps be able to 
see her brother again. But what a thunder- 
bolt was it for her when she had learned, on 
the morrow, fi-om the lips of her protectress 
herself, that no person whatever was allowed 
to see the prisoners, and that their captain 
was more closely confined than the rest. 3t» 
had scarcely strength to return home. It was 
absolutely necessary for her to muster up the 
difficult courage of disguising the truth from 
her father, and of filling his heart with cheo^ 
ing hopes, when her own was rent by the 
keenest anguish. Several visits to the town, 
questions repeated even to imprudence, served 
only to convince her, that farther attempU 
would infallibly draw down destruction on 
two objects whose safety engaged all her 
thoughts. 

Meanwhile the trials of the robbers com- 
menced. Octavius persisted in his magnani- 
mous imposture. The court exercised all the 
rigour of the laws against the criminals ; but, 
as no proof of murder was brought against 
their supposed chief, he could not be doomed 
to the scaffdd. The sentence pronounced on 
him was, to be imprisoned for life and brand- 
ed. At this dreadful idea, Octavius's courage 
began to fail ; he was on the point of discov- 
ering himself, when the sudden recollection 
darted across his mind, that the mere mention 
of his name would be a death-warrant to his 
father. He accordingly submitted to the 
execution of the horrid sentence. Some days 
afterwards the convicts were marched off ror 
the fortress where they were destined to be 
employed in the public works. As they pass- 
ed through a forest, the guards were atUu^ed 
and put to flight, and the prisoners released. 
Octavius flew to his father. While the M 
man pressed him to his bosom, the hero of 
filial piety, in the feelings of the ignoauny 
which he had undergone for his sake, coM 
not forbear asking himself, if he was still 
worthy of the author of his existence ? 

The extent of his misfortune was known to 
none but himsdf. In the abs<dute sedusson 



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m 



in which Emmeline and the old count had 
thought it prudent to live, since the fiital 
moment which parted Octayius from them, 
thej had scared^ heard even a rumour of the 
fate of the culpnts with whom chance had so 
singularly associated him. They therefore 
gave full scope to their joy on seeing him 
again. Emmeune was still more pleased when 
she heard him conjure his father to remove, 
without delay, to the other hank of the Rhine. 
Besides the wish to ensure the safety of all 
tiiat was dear to him, the unfortunate youth 
waa secretly swayed hy another motive, which 
he took good care not to divulge. An inward 
Toice whispered incessantly, that the son of 
the Count de Montreal, branded with the 
mark of infamy, however undeservedly, ought 
not to allow himself to live. The war pre- 
sented the means of fhlfilling a resolution 
which no human affection had power to shake. 
A few days were sufficient to nx his father in 
a town of (Germany. He consigned him to 
the care of Emmeline, and hastened to enrol 
himsdf in a corps of volunteers. The extra- 
ordinary valor displayed by him in manyr 
ei^agmuits, attracted the notice of his super- 
iors. Escaping, in spite of his wishes, from 
every danger, and surviving all his brother 
officers, he was promoted, at the conclusion 
of the second campaign, to the rank of col- 
onel, and honoured with the decoration of the 
brave. The head-quarters were fixed in the 
verf town where the count and Emmeline 
resided; and he flew to their embraces. 
Though nothing was capaUe of attracting 
him to life, yet, while he lived, his heart 
coold not dispense with their affection. 

Plunged, even in the midst of the great 
world, into an habitual melancholy, he felt no 
relief for his woes but in the society of his 
sistOT. A perfect conformity of character had 
closely connected her with a young lady of 
her own age. Amelia von Selnitz thought 
herself obliged, out of regard to her friend, 
at first to love Octavius as a brother. She 
soon loved him, as. she figured to hersdf, a 
wife ought to love a husband when he is hand- 
some, intelligent, and affectionate. Octavius 
was not so complete a misanthrope as not to 
perceive that Amelia wa.s equally beautiful 
and accomplished ; but was it not a profana- 
tion in his own eyes, to think, for a moment, 
of a union fiom which he was for ever cut off 
b^ the terrible s^tenco he had pronounced on 
himself? Amelia, listening, without fear, to 
the suggestions of her ingenuous soul, was, 
on her part, engaged in very different calcu- 
lations from those of Octavius. She made no 
scrapie to acknowledge to her young friend, 
that she should have attained the summit of 
her wishes, if she were united to her by still 
closer ties. Emmeline hastened to acquaint 
her brother with a circumstance which filled 
her own bosom with such intoxicating delight. 



I But how great was her surprise ! He grew 
pale, shuddered, and tumea away his fkce, 
while burning tears trickled down liis cheeks. 
Emmeline, alarmed and trembling, mingled 
her tears with his ; she begged, she conjured 
him to open his heart to her. Affection final- 
ly triumphed over the obstinacy of her un- 
happy brother, and the fiital secret at length 
passed his lips. 

He imagined that his story would have 
overwhelmned his sister with confiision and 
horror ; he beheld her, on the contrary, ani- 
mated with the warmest enthusiasm. The 
exaltation of her soul was transfused into 
her langua^ : and, in a few words, she prov- 
ed to Octavms, that what he considered as a 
mark of dishonor, he ought, in fact, to look 
upon as his best title to glory. '' Did it not 
require," cried she, '*a hupdred times as 
much courage to save your father, at this 
price, as to seek a glorious death on the field 
of battle ?" She forced him to confess, what 
he had not yet acknowledged to himself, that 
he adored Amelia : and that her hand would 
restore him to peace and happiness, but that 
he should never have the courage to reveal to 
her the horrid mystery which embittered his 
existence. Eti.meline endeavoured to con- 
vince him that his honor did not oblige him 
to disclose it ; she even made him give her a 
solemn assurance, that it should be for ever 
buried in their two breasts only ; and love 
powerfully seconded her efforts. Endowed 
with that candour which forms one of the 
principal charms of the females of Germany, 
Amelia herself communicated to her father 
the wishes of her heart. The family of the 
young Count de Montreal, his rank, his mili- 
tary renown, appeared to the Baron von 
Selnitz a sufficient compensation for the for- 
tune which he had lost, and he gave his con- 
sent to the ardently desired union. 

Scarcely had Octavius begun to taste its 
pleasures, when hostilities were suddenly re^ 
sumed with new fury. The enemy was but 
a single march from head-ouarters. A san- 
guinary engagement ensueu: Octavius dis- 
played his accustomed intrepidity, but re- 
ceived a dangerous wound, and was carried 
back to the town. Amelia would not suffer 
him to have any other nurse than herself. 
One morning, after a night passed in violent 
pain, Octavius fell asleep, but his slumbers 
were extremely restless. Amelia anxiously 
watched him : by a violent motion, one of 
his shoulders became uncovered. The mark 
of ignominy caught her view ; she started, 
drew nearer, assured herself that her eyes had 
not deceived her, and sunk, bereft of strength, 
on her knees, beside the bed of Octavins. He 
awoke : several times he had sarprised Ame- 
lia in that attitude praying for his recovery. 
He held out his hand to her with a tender 
smile ; she threw herself into his arms, and 



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bathed his bosom with her tears. 

Ever since this unwelcome discoTery, death 
seemed to be imprinted on all the features of 
the unfortunate Amelia. Melancholy and 
silent, she passed whole days with Octayius. 
If he questioned her concerning the declining 
state in which she appeared, he obtained but 
a few incoherent words in reply, and some- 
times nothing but sighs and sobs. Emme- 
line, greatly alarmed at her situation, endea- 
Tored, as well as her brother, to ascertain the 
cause. Her entreaties and caresses at length 
prevailed, and she drew from her friend the 
ntal secret. Emmeline gave her a faithful 
account of all the circumstances connected 
with the terrible event. **I alone am to 
blame," cried she : *' it was I who made my 
unfortunate brother promise to keep the mat- 
ter an everlasting secret : forgive me for hav- 
ing for a moment doubted " Amelia did 

not sufifer her to proceed. Her face beaming 
with joy, she led her friend to the bed of her 
brother. ''Dear and generous Octavius," 
said she, grasnine his hand, ** till this day I 
loved you as tne first man for whom my heart 
felt a preference: henceforth that sentiment 
will be mingled with admiration and respect 
for the noblest, the most magnanimous of 
mortals." ** From this day too," replied Oc- 
tavius, *' I shall be completely happy, since I 
have now no secret that you are unacquainted 
with. One favor, however, I have to request, 
and that is, that my father may never be in- 
formed of what I have suffered for him." 

INDUSTRIAL EDUCATION. 

« AU Is tb« gift of industry, wbatV«r Exalts, embellish- 
es, end renders lift delightfkil.'* 

Industay may be regarded as the concomi- 
tant of all that is good m human character, 
and indolence the associate of all that is vici- 
ous. 

Show me an indolent man, and I will show 
you an unprincipled one. 

Show me an industrious man, and I will 
show you one possessing some virtue, if not, 
in all cases, all that could be wished. 

And yet industry is, to a great extent, a 
thing of habit. 

How important, therefore, is it that chil- 
dren should be educated in habits of industry. 
Man was made to work ; and the man who 
does not work, does not fulfil the conditions of 
his creation. He perverts nature, and the re- 
sult of such perversion must necessarily be 
unhappiness, for the laws of nature may not 
be brokm with impunity. 

From an early age children should be 
taught to do something ; and that something 
should have an object : for no one will feel in- 
clined to persevere in any work unless he has 
some object to stimulate his efforts. It is true 



that a person may work diligently for the 
mere wages* which he receives for his work, 
but he caanot fed the same satisfaction in 
working, as he will feel if at the same time 
that he gains the means of subsistence, he is 
engaged in the construction of some object 
wlSch will be a thing of admiration, or of 
utility, when it is accomplished. The ship- 
wright who hews the timbers for a beautifnl 
vessel, feels an interest in the object which is, 
to some extent, the work of his hands. The 
mason who places and cements the stones of a 
fine building, feels an interest in the structure, 
which stimulates his efforts and enables him 
to work with more satisfikction than he could 
do, if he had no object in view, but the mere 
pecuniary reward of his labor. An anecdote 
IS related of a wealthy citizen to whom a 
laborer applied for work. Having no employ- 
ment for him, he directed him to remove a 
pile of stones from one place to another. The 
man having completed this work, asked what 
he should do next ; and was told to carry the 
stones back to their place from which he had 
taken them. This so disgusted him that he 
refused to continue such work. It had no 
object. 

In the education of children, care should be 
taken to give them such work to do as will 
stimulate their efforts. 

It is better to teach a little boy how to 
make a kite for himself, than to make it for 
him ; and he will love the kite the more be- 
cause it is the work of his own hands. The 
mental and physical exercises and employ- 
ments of children, should be so arranged thiat 
excess in either should not disgust than. One 
should always relieve the other; and where 
exercises and amusements can be so arranged 
as to combine, pleasantly, physical exercise 
with intellectual culture, both may be made 
more agreeaUe. The mental and physical 
powers of a child both require continuiU exer- 
cise, or at least occupation ; and the first ^* 
fort of education should be to prev^t those 
injuries to mind and body which always re- 
sult from a want of such occupation. From 
the time that children notice things and fed 
that they possess physical powers, ooth mind 
and body are in continual exercise ; and we 
may say that the education of children from 
this early age is continually going oai, hist as 
in a field vegetation will be as rife if toe cul- 
ture be neglected, as if it be attended to : but 
the quality of the product will depend entire- 
ly upon Uie skill, care and industry, of the 
cultivator. We cannot prevent a child*s mind 
from growing, we cannot prevent it fiKM 
forming habits. And all that education ota 
do is to direct the devdopment of its powen, 
and keep them properly exercised. A ikk 
soil will produce vegetation of some kind, bat 
it depends upon the cultivator *s art and atten- 
tion to determine whether the product tktU 



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be nsefnl and pleasant fruit, qr rank and 
noxious weeds. 

A want of industrj, is not a characteristic 
of the Anglo-Saxon race, and consequently 
the erils and disorders which afiQict our coun- 
try at the present time, are much more the 
result of a want of direction of the industry 
and energy of the youthful portion of the 
community, than any real dislike of honest 
employment. We may say indeed, that the 
disorders of which we complain, are the 
natural result of the chrysdts state, if we 
may so term it, in which the American peo- 
ple are now placed. 

We have established a goyemment which 
pre-suppos€s, and which requires for its suc- 
cessful progress intelligence and virtue in the 
people : and the great mass of the people are 
not yet sufficiently educated to understand 
ftilly the principles upon which our govern- 
ment is based. 

Ignorant people must be governed by a 
powerful police » standing armies, and an es- 
tablished religion. These restraints in our 
republic are so modified or wanting, that they 
do not sufficiently restrain men from vicious 
indulgences and disorder. The strength of a 
republic consists in the understanding of the 
people ; and if the people lack understanding, 
a republic will have but little strength. An 
ignorant person confounds the idea of liberty 
with that of freedom from the restraints of 
law ; whereas, the real principle of republi- 
canism is trillins obedience to law ; and con- 
sequently a people not sufficiently enlightened 
to know that men should yield implicit obe- 
dience to those laws which themselves have 
made, cannot maintain a republican form of 
government. People must have some real 
knowledge of the science of government, or 
they will make bad republicans. Look at the 
French republic of *98. and look at the more 
recent efforts of the people of Europe. With- 
in a few years we have seen the people of 
most of the countries of Europe, rise in their 
strength and drive their kings from their 
thrones; but through their ignorance and 
want of understanding of the true principles 
of rational liberty, they have lost all they had 
gained by their efforts ; and now find them- 
selves in a worse condition than before. It is 
an easy matter to overthrow a despotism and 
set up a republic. But a people must be 
educated before they can establish and main- 
tain a truly republican government. 

People must be educated whilb thev are 
children, or generally speaking, they will not 
be educated at all. The first things, too, that 
children should be taught, are industry and 
perseverance: they should also be made to 
know that their happiness, influence, and re- 
spectability in life, depend upon these things. 
Children do not understand the value of in- 
telligence and industry, and therefore they 



should in early life be stimulated by every 
proper means ; and we may reeard it as the 
worst feature of our existing institutions of 
education, that they offer no stimulants to 
excite or encourage industry, energy and im- 
provement in artistic skill. The young find 
everywhere temptations to evil, and nowhere 
temptations to good. 

Why have we no institutions to offer re- 
wards, certificates and medals to encourage 
children in honorable efforts. The drones in 
society are those who grow rich and possess 
the land, while honest industry drags out its 
existence in obscurity. Perhaps it will be 
said that as society is constituted there is no 
remedy for this condition of affairs. We re- 
gard it as the natural result of a want of a 
proper system of education. In all our large 
cities we have institutions to encourage the 
industry and stimulate Uie inventive powers 
of men. Why have we none-- where they 
would be so much more efficient — to stimu- 
late and encourage children? 

A few years ago the order of ''Sons of 
Temperance'' was established throughout our 
country, and it soon became exceedingly pop- 
ular. Many hoped that it would redeem our 
land from the olight of intemperance. It 
seemed particularly attractive to boys ; and 
large numbers of tnem were initiated into the 
mysterifs of the order ; but like many other 
modem institutions, it went up a rocket and 
came down a stick. Now why did this insti- 
tution, from which so much was hoped, fail 
so signally ? A little consideration will satis- 
fy a candid observer of human affairs. It had 
no object. Nothing to engage and occupy, nor 
to amuse its members. Boys were attracted 
to it, expecting to find some great secret In 
this they were disappointed. They sot into 
the order, and there was an end to the mat- 
ter. There was nothing in it for them to do, 
and consequently, when they were tired of 
singing temperance songs, they cared no more 
about it. Now suppose that the founders of 
this association had made a judicious arrange- 
ment of degrees, with corresponding badges, 
and regalia to show, in parades, the progress 
of each youth in the knowledge of nis art, 
and also in scientific and literary studies. If 
intelligent mechanics had arranged in each 
mechanic art, a set of certificates, to be given 
to boys as they advanced in skill, and when 
they had acquired a sufficient degree of skilly 
a diploma, setting forth the merits of the 
youtn to whom it should be given : and if it 
were given with ceremonies, and ribbons of a 
color to show fhe graduate ; and if for extra- 
ordinary skill in any art, still higher honors 
had been prepared; and if similar induce- 
ments had been held out to those who had 
studied and noade favorable progress in any 
science or in any branch of learning proper 
for young persons : would not such an insti- 



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tntion have accomplished much for the bene- 
fit of society ? And if the same institution 
had afforded every facility for acquiring skill 
and knowledge, comfortable places of resort, 
agreeable means of instruction ; manly amuse- 
merits and recreations ; if it had arranged 
grand parades, with all the ** pomp, pride and 
circumstance" of military display ; if it had 
provided exhibitions of works of art, &c., 
where all the creditable efforts of the young 
could have been exhibited, and the names of 
such as deserved meritorious mention and re- 
ward, could have been pronounced in the pre- 
sence of a great assembly ; would there not 
have been something to have excited ambition 
of an honorable kind ? Such an institution 
might have lived and flourished, to the great 
benefit of our community. 

It is th^ reproach of our age and country 
that we have no mwdy amusements nor pas- 
times, for the young : and there is nothing in 
our institutions to excite an honorable ambi- 
tion. Who are those who get mto offices of 
honor and emolument under our government ? 
Is it those who have deserved such things by 
honorable efforts to benefit the people of our 
country ? Is it those who inculcate virtuous 
principles, in the minds of youth ? Those who 
endeavor to improve the intellect or the under- 
tanding ? Is it those who in any way benefit the 
people 1 No ! It is such as we see loafing in 
front of the State House, and forming parti- 
zan schemes, beer-house brawlers and gam- 
blers. The unscrupulous tools of designing 
politicians. Low cunning, bold face and an 
utter want of principle, are the qualities 
which recommend men to the favor of those 
who hold, or who desire to get into important 
ofiioes. Demagogues have ever been the curse 
of republics and always will be, until the 
people are better educated. 



CIBBE:R'S DAlTCiHTEKCHAR- 
I.OTTK.* 

The career of his daughter Charlotte was 
80 eccentric, replete with such singular vicis- 
situdes, that we cannot resist devoting a par- 
agraph to her memory. She seemed to labor 
under a deficiency in some one faculty, which 
more than neutralised the unusual activity of 
all the rest. Ardent, intelligent, and preserv- 
ing, her conduct ever bordered on the extrav- 
agant: a Lola Montes in her days, though 
with greater virtue, aud, therefore, not so 
fortunate as to win the favor of kings and 
guardsmen. The principal materials of this 
sketch are to be found in a narrative written 
by herself, and dedicated to herself, to which 
she affixed the following appropriate motto : 

Thirt tragic ttorj, or thia comic jent, 

)Jay make yon langb or cry, aa yoa liko best. 

•EiTMof the Poeta-Laaraale. Aa»tiaan<l Kalph, London. 



In very early life she gave indications of an 
excitable tenperament, and an unruly will. 
Among her juvenile pranks, she relates how 
one morning, when but four years old, she got 
up early, put on her father ^s wig, dressed her- 
self as well as she could in male attire, and 
mimicking the paternal strut, went out to re- 
ceive the obeisances of the passers-by : bow, 
on another occasion, her father was awoke by 
deafening acclamations, and. on looking out 
of the wind'iw, beheld his hopeful daughter 
making a triumphal entry into the viSaee, 
sitting astride upon an ass, and attended by 
a retinue of screaming urchins, whom she had 
bribed to take part in the procession. At 
eight years of age she was sent to school, and 
devoted herself to her studies with passicmate 
vehemence. The needle, woman's ordinary 
weapon against inactivity, she could never 
learn to mange; but every masculine pursuit 
or amusement had for her an irresi stable at- 
traction. She would hunt, shoot, ride races, 
dig, drink beer, do anything, in short, that a 
young lady ought not to do. At fourteen, she 
went to live with her mother at a house near 
Uxbridge. There she became a capital shot, 
would rise early, spend the whole day at her 
sport, and return home, laden with spofl. 
Her gun, at the suggestion of a good-naturvd 
friend, was soon taken away from her, and she 
revenged herself by attempting to demohsh 
the chimneys of the house, by firing at them 
with a huge fowling-piece that had hung over 
the kitchen mantel-piece. To the gun suc- 
ceeded the curry-comb, and she became an 
adopt in all the mysteries of the staUc. She 
next applied herself to the study of phy^c, 
obtained some drugs, and with formal gravity 
practised among those poor people who were 
credulous enough to swallow her concoctions. 
Her next emplojrment was gardening, which 
she persucd with her usual enthusiasm, and 
after two or three hours' hard work would 
not allow herslf rest even for her meals, but 
with some bread and bacon in one hand, and 
a pruning-knife in the other, continued unre- 
naittingly her self-imposed labor. At this 
time her father was alvoad, and the man who 
acted in the double capacity of groom and 
gardener was for some irregularity dismissed. 
Charlotte was in ecstasies, as s^e was now < 
arch-empress of his twofold domain, and un- 
ceasing were her manoeuvres to prevent the 
engagement of a successor. The dismissed 
servant having been seen straying near the | 
house one evening, suspicions were aroused, 
which Charlotte skilfully inflamed by her daik 
suggestions, and then boldly undertook the 
defence of the leaguered house. The plate 
was carried up into her room, which she gar- 
nished with all the weapons of war the estab- 
lishment could afford, and then sent the hoo3e- 
hold to bed. After a long vigil, to her great 
mortification, no attack was made, univeml 



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silence prevailed, when lucidly a cur began to 
bark. Up went the window, and volley after 
volley wa8 poured into the unoffending void, 
while her mother and the domestics lay below 
in trembling consternation. While still a girl, 
she married Mr. Charke. an eminent composer 
on the violin ; but he was a worthless liber- 
tine, and after the birth of a daughter they 
separated. She then obtained an ensacemenl 
on the stage, and relates, with childish sim- 
plicity, how for a whole week she did nothing 
out walk from one end of the town to the other, 
to read her name on the bills. Her success 
was such as to justify expectations of her be- 
coming a most accomphshed actress, and as 
Lucy in Giorge Barnwell she attracted consid- 
erable attention ; but she soon quarrelled with 
the manager, and afterwards satirised him in 
a &rce she wrote, termed the Art of Manage' 
ment. She then tried a new sphere, and open- 
ed a shop in Long Acre, as oil-woman and 
grocer, and her whole soul was absorbed in 
the fluctuations of sugar. The shop did not pay, 
and she quitted it to become the proprietress 
of a puppet-show, by which she lost all she 
had. and was arrested for a debt of seven 
pounds. Her release was effected by the 
contributions of some acquaintances, when 
she dressed herself in male attire, and assumed 
the name of Mr. Brown. Under this disguise, 
she engaged the affection of a young heiress, 
to whom, in order to escape a private marriage 
urged by the amatory damsel, she was com- 
peUed to disclose her secret. Shortly after- 
wards, she exhibited her valarous spirit by 
knocking a man down with a cudgel for having 
fabricated some story at her expense. She 
next obtained a situation as valet-de-chambre 
to a nobleman, where she appears for a short 
time to have known something like comfort ; 
but on being dismissed from this place, she 
became extremely reduced, her child fell ill, 
and ruin stared her in the face. A timely 
supply from a friend relieved her from her 
more immediate necessities, and with some 
small remainder she set up as an itinerant 
sausage-seller. This, like her other avocations, 
did not prove remunerative ; and we next hear 
of her as a singer at some musical entertain- 
ment, then as a performer at Bartholomew 
fair, then as assistant to a master of legerde- 
main. Sie next, by means of some advances 
made by an uncle, opened a public-house in 
Drury-lane, the first she saw vacant, which 
of course failed : and her next employment 
was as a waiter in a tavern at Marylebone. 
Here she made herself so useful that a kins- 
woman of the landlady intimated that her 
hand would not be refused if applied for, and 
the captivating waiter, to escape a second 
involuntary marriage, was obliged again to 
reveal the secret of her sex. She next engaged 
to manage Punch at a puppet-show, and 
afterwarS^ joined a band of strolling players. 



Tired of wanderinc, it would seem, she settled 
at Chepstow, and opened a pastry-cook's 
shop. When she had built her oven, she had 
not wherewithal to heat it, and when she had 
obtained the ftiel, she was without the neces- 
sary materials for her trade ; but every 
obstacle gave way before her ingenuity and 

Eerseverance. After a short trial, she removed 
er business to Pell, a place near Bristol, 
received a small legacy, with which she paid 
off her debts, and commenced life afresh. She 
wrote a short tale for a newspaper, and 
obtained thereby a situation as corrector of 
:he press : but her earnings at this toilsome 
occupation being insufficient to support her, 
she obtained employment as prompter at the 
theatre at Bath. She afterwards returned to 
London, and kept a public-house at Islington ; 
but, as we here lose the aid of her narrative, 
her movements at this epoch are uncertain. 
She finally had recourse to her pen for sub- 
sistence, and began the publication of her 
memoirs. Her next production was a novel, 
and a graphic picture has been given of her 
home at this period. When the publisher with 
a friend, called for the purpose of purchasing 
her manuscript, she was living in a wretched 
hut near Clerkenwell prison. The furniture 
consisted of a dresser extremely clean, orna- 
mented with a few plates: and a fractured 
pi tcher stood underneath it. A gaunt domestic 
guarded the establishment, while on a broken 
chair by the grate sat the mistress in her 
strange attire. A monkey was perched on one 
hob, a cat on the other, at her feet lay a half- 
starved cur, and a magpie chattered irom her 
chair. The remains of a pair of bellows laid 
upon her knees served as a desk, her inkstand 
was a broken teacup, and her solitary pen was 
worn to the stump. On her visitors seating 
themselves on a rough deal board, for there 
was not a second chair in the room, she began 
with her beautiful, clear voice to read from 
the manuscript before her, and asked thirty 
giiineas for the copyright The grim hand- 
maiden stared aghast at th^ enormity of the 
demand. The iron-hearted publisher proposed 
five pounds, but finally doubled toe sum, 
and dffered in addition fifty copies of the work. 
The bargain was struck, and the authoress 
was left in temporary afflaencc. From this 
time Mrs. Charlotte Clarke disappears from 
our view, and she died shortly afterwards, on 
the6thof April, 1760. 

DEQUINCEY'S AUTOBIOGRA- 
PHIC SKKTCHES.* 

Some years ago, — it was during Coleridge's 
lifetime, — a certain critic said, that this same 
Samuel T., was the sole living thinker. By 

* AaiobWxnraphtr Sket^hM. bv Thomas Dq Qoinoej: 
1 Tol. Do tin, 1 1cknor, Rwd ft Fields. 



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this tenn he meant, that the man 8o desig- 
nated pierced deeper than others into the suo- 
tkties of thought. It is strange, that he should 
have overpassed De Quincey, since he seemed 
to he tolerably well yersed in cotemporary 
writers. 

The first we knew of De Quincey was 
through his " Confessions of an Opium-eater," 
and, succeeding that, his *' Suspiria de pro- 
fundis," or " sighs (he might ihore fitly 
have said grocms) from the depths." 

An inexplicable life that of our author! 
Physicians insist, that opium-eating produces 
idioacy in a few y^ars. But this delicately or- 
ganize scholar has passed his seventieth 
year having* for at least forty years of this 
duration, used quantities of this gum almost 
incredible: and yet he has, the while, written 
articles, which, collected, already fill twehe 
duodecimos ; and many others, I understand, 
are still ungathered ! These articles, too. are 
marvellous alike for their a£Quence of learning, 
their keen penetration, and their exquisite ex- 
pressions. 

In their day the ** Confessions" produced 
a strong sensation both by their substance 
and their frequent tremendous force of utter- 
ance. 

The present volume is nowise inferior to 
that first named in its subtelty of thought or 
its power of utterance. The reflective scholar 
will be delighted to find, on everv page, the 
rarest gems of thought presented in a setting 
fully worthy of their beauty. 

The only writer of the present day, who 
reminds us of De Quincey, so far as concerns 
the magic of lingual utterance, is James 
Martineau, a brother of the celebrated Har- 
riet. And we are inclined to think, that 
even he more resembles De Quincey in mastery 
of language, than in fathoming the daintinesses 
of thought. 

In running through this little volume, we 
have pencilled scores of passages, which we 
should like to point out to our readers. We 
did intend to cite several of these passages, 
but our ** sober second thoughts demon- 
strated the absurdity of this intent. Peruse 
the book, good reader. In no other way can 
you get any idea of its exquisite quality. 
Because there was once a " Scholasticos," who 
carried about a * brick," as a specimen of the 
symmetric beauty of an edifice, it is no reason 
why we should reiterate the same " sholasti- 
cism." 

RES CURIOSiE. 

IDBNTITT OP PERSONS. 

Shakespeare, in pennmg the inimitable 
** Comedy of Errors,^* has but exhibited ex- 
amples of extreme resemblance, which, al- 
though probably often noticed, has never be- 
fore been so well depicted. Numerous in- 



stances have, «nce that comedy was writen, 
appeared, to show that however infinitely 
varied is man, yet nature does not alwa3rs 
break the mould. The deceptions this singu- 
lar coincidence has led to, are well evinoed ojr 
the details of trials, on the subject of IdentitT. 
If any one desires to see an outline of toe 
fact, he will find some singular cases in 
Fodere's excellent " Tratte de Medicine legale,^ 
Vol. I. derived from authentic sources, — and 
some of which we may, perhaps, introduce 
hereafter, as the subject is not sufficiently 
known in this country. We have frequently 
had cases of a similar character in our courts, 
which appeared to have been nearly as per- 
plexing to our lawyers as the Dromios and 
Antiphiluses of Shakespeare to each other. 

We saw a case reported in the papers, as 
occurring in Baltimore, in which the resem- 
blance of one person to another had nearly in- 
volved an innocent man in the penalties dne 
to the guilty : and as was the case in one un- 
fortunate instance detailed by Fodere. 

In old times persons were mixed up and 
mistaken for each other, just as they now are. 
Pliny has written a chapter under the title of 
Exempla Similitiulinum. — Scarcely, says he, 
could the great Pompey be distinguished from 
the plebeian Yibius, and Publicns the freeman, 
so great was the resemblance ; Cneus Scipio, 
from a vile slave called Serapion : the pro-con- 
sul Sura, from a fisherman of Sicily ; the 
consuls Lentulus and Pamphilus, from two 
actors, Sphinter and Pamphilus; the orator 
Cassius Severus, from a leader of cattle, named 
Mermillo, &c ; — and he cites likewise the fact 
of the impostor Artemon, whom Laodice, wife 
of Antiochos, king of Syria, put in the place 
of her husband, lib. 8. c. 12. Valerius Max- 
imus, lib. 9. c 14. — giving the details of this 
last fact, relates that Laodiee having got rid 
of her husband, in order to reign in his stead, 
placed Artemon in her chamber, whose res«n- 
blance was so perfect with that of Antiochus. 
that having introduced there the nqbles and 
the people, as if to hear his last will, they 
were completely deceived by the similarity of 
his voice tod face, and really believed that 
the dying Antiochus recommended Laodiee 
and her children to theui. 

Among the great number of impudent im- 
postohi^ who have given themselves out for 
other persons, in consequence of some resem- 
blance, none have so much embarassed the 
judges as Arnold Dutilhj in the case of Martin 
Guerre^ adjudged by the parliament of Tou- 
louse, in 1560. 

This last was absent only 8 years. An ad- 
venturer named Arnold DuttUey who some- 
what resembled him, succeeded so far as 
to obtain possession of the property and wife 
of the real Martin Guerre: he Hved moic 
than three years in the family under his as- j 
sumed name, with 4 sisters and 2 brothers- 



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877 



in-law c^ Mdrtin Guerre, who had no suspi- 
cion of their errors. At the trial 300 witnesses 
were examined : 30 or 40 affirmed the arraign- 
ed x)erson was really Martin Guerre f with 
whom they had from their infancy been in the 
strictest intimacy; others in nearly equal 
number certified that this man was called 
Arnold Dutille ; and others found so striking 
a resemblance between them, that they dared 
not affirm whether the person presented to 
them, was the one or the other. The reporter 
. of this celebrated cause, relates, that the per- 
plexity of the Judges was extrctme, and that, 
in spite of very strong reasons against the 
prisoner, they were on the point of adjudging 
m his fovcn*, because of the marriage and the 
legitimacy of the children ; but the arrival of 
the real Martin Guerre, prevented the success j 
of the imposture. Yet the assurance and 
eft'rontery of Aimold Dutille seemed to discon- 
cert Martin Guerre j when confronted with him. 
The Judges were still more uncertain than be- 
fore, until at length Martin was recognized 
by his sisters and wife, to the great satisfac- 
tion of the Magistrates. — The principles laid 
down in the relation of this memorable affair, 
by Mr. de Coras, counsellor to the parliament 
or Tonlouse, the relater of the process, are, 
** that we require proofs noore clear than the 
day to condemn an accused person ; and that 
when any doubt exists, it is infinitely better 
that a criminal should escape, than that the 
innocMit should be condemned." 

ORIGINAL LAN6UAOB. 

Some years ago a book was published in 
Edinburgh written by Lacland Maclean, to 
prove the Celtic to be the language of the first 
man. It is entitled * Adam and Eve ; or. the 
Gendogy of the GaeV^ The announcer of the 
work remarked: 

♦* Our readers will, perhaps, be inclined to 
smile at this title page, ana to say that the 
author cannot seriously mean to establish the 
point which he professes to prove. But we 
assure them that Mr. Maclean does really 
proceed to demonstrate the position ; and if 
everj: one will not agree with him in the con- 
clusion at whioh he arrives, all who carefully 
peruse his book, will admit that he has made 
out a pretty strong case for the Adamite origin 
of the Celtic tongue. The plan of the work 
• is both original and ingenious. After adducing 
the opinions of several celebrated scholars, 
such as Bayly, Blwr, Malcolm, and the late 
i professor Alurray, as to the antiquity and 
I affinities of the Gaelic language, and advert- 
, ing to the first state of man, the author brings 
1 the animals before the common parent of our 
, race, and shows that the different names which 
he assigned them can be traced to a Celtic root, 
and are expressive in that language of some 
prominent characteristic of the species. He 
then goes on to demonstrate that every word 
iu„the great dictionory of nature is to be found 



in the dictionary of Gael. The arguments of 
a reverend gentleman in Perth, as to the He- 
brew being the language of Paradise, are next 
combated with remarkable success. This, in- 
deed, may be considered one of the ablest 
parts of the book. Our author gives a very 
lengthened specimen of the Gaelic, as written 
by the Gael in the nineteenth century after, 
and as written by Moses and others, 2000 years 
before the Christian era ; and those who had 
not previously considered the subject would 
really be astonished at the similarity which 
he traces between them. But it is unnecessa- 
ry to analyse the book farther. "We are sure 
that, from what our readers will see may be 
expected, their curiosity will be excited, and 
no Celtic scholar will be long without a copy. 
Indeed, every Highlander should be proud of 
* Adam and Eve.' We think that the deriva- 
tions are sometimes rather fanciful, and that 
the connection between some of the words is 
not always sufficiently clear, but that is just 
the fault which might be expected in any 
work of the kind. The Gaelic is admirable ; 
and tho language occasionally rises into elo- 
quence. Mr. Maclean is already well known 
as the nuthor of a History of lona, but the 
present production we venture to predict, 
will considerably enhance his fame." 

WONDERFUL PRESERVATION. 

The Gentleman's Magazine of 1774, has 
the following : 

" Some gentlemen of the Society of Anti- 
quaries, being desirous to see how far the ac- 
tual state of Edward I's body answered to 
, the methods taken to preserve it by writs is- 
sued from time to time, in the reigns of Ed- 
ward in. and Henry IV. to the treasury, to 
renew the wax about it, several of which are 
printed in Rymer's Foedera, obtained leave to 
open the large stone sarcophagus, in which it 
was deposit^, on the north side of Edward 
the Confessor's chapel. This was accordingly 
done this morning, when, in a coffin of yellow 
stone, thepr found the royal body, in perfect 
preservation* wrapped in two wrappers, one 
of them of gold tissue, strongly waxed, and 
fresh ; the outermost more decayed. The 
corpse was habited in a rich mantle of purple, 
paned with white, and adorned with orna- 
ments of gilt metal, studddcd with red and 
blue stones and pearis. Two similar orna- 
ments lay on his hands. The mantle was 
fastened on the right shoulder b^ a magnifi- 
cent yi6u2a of the same metal, with the same 
stones and pearls. His fitce had over it a 
silken covering, so fine, and so closely fitted 
to it, as to preserve the features entire. 
Round his temples was a gilt coronet of fleurt 
de lis. In his hands, which were also entire, 
were two sceptres of gilt metal ; that in the 
right surmounted by a cross fleuri, that in the 
left by three clusters of oak leaves, and a dove 
on a globe : this soeptre was about five feet 



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long. The feet were enveloped in the mantle 
and other coverings, but- sound* and the toes 
distinct. The whole length of the corpse was 
five feet two inches. As it does not appear 
that any of the above-mentioned writs were 
issued since the reign of Henry IV. the body 
must have been preserved above three centu- 
ries and an half, in the state in which it was 
now found, by virtue of the embalment origi- 
nally bestowed on it; and, as every thing 
was restored with the strictest care, and the 
tomb secured beyond a possibility of ever 
being opened again, it may continue, at least, 
. as many centunes longer. — Edward I. died at 
Burgh upon Sands, in Cumberland, in his 
way to Scotland, July 7, 1307, in the 68th 
year of his age." 

PRECIOUS 8T0NB CHABHS. 

Charms were once imputed to certain pre- 
cious stones : 

** The Diamond was' supposed to possess 
virtues against poisons — panic terrors, plague, 
wakefulness, prgestigies and enchantments. — 
To calm anger, maintain affection between 
married persons; and to render the person 
who wore it, victorious over his enemies. — 
Diamond powder was, however, at the same 
time, regarded as one of the most pernicious 
poisons, and incapable of being corrected by 
any means. 

The Carbuncle was supposed to resist ftre, 
to stop defluxions of the eyes, and to be an 
antidote against the corrupt and pestilential 
air. 

The Rtiby resisted poisons, preserved from 
the plague, banished sorrow, repressed luxu- 
ry, and averted ill thoughts. 

The Amethyst hindered drukenness, — it di- 
verted ill thoughts, and made the mind joyful ; 
—as an amulet it was used in the plague ; 
it was a preservative against lightning, and 
could augment, in its possessors, riches, honor, 
prudence, and wisdom. 

The Emerald prevented epileptic fits, but if 
the disorder was so violent as not to be con- 
quered by it, the stone broke ! It powerfully 
remedied the bites of venomous animals, and 
performed many other cures. 

OUR WEEKLY GOSSIP. 

— The application of the word Capitol to the 
building in which a legislative body sits, 
appears to have been a novelty in the year 
1796, as we learn from the following paper in 
one of Cobbett's political essays. 

** I thought I heard the word Capitol men- 
tioned during the debate. For tne love of 
modesty, I hope the Congress-House is not to 
be called a Capitol ! If this be the case, it 
will be necessary to go a step further, and 
assume the masquerade dress of the French 
Romans. How pretty we should look in long 



white robes, descending to our toes, a blue 
girdle about our waists, a scarlet cloak on our 
shoulders, and a red liberty cap on our heads ! 
* * * The idea of a Capitol seems to Ij 
be borrowed from the State of Virginia, the ' 
Assembly House of which has taken that 
mask. For what reason it was there adopted 
I know not, unless it be that there are such 
members as Caesars and Pompeys in the 
neighbourhood, against whose ambitious pro- 
jects the grave and virtuous senate are ever 
vigilant to preserve the liberty of their coun- 
try." 

— The Gazette de Trieste says that a great 
sensation had been produced at Hong-Kong, 
by the arrival of a Russian squadron, compost 
of a frigate of fifty-two guns, and two steam- 
ers, one of ten and the other of four guns, 
stopping to take provisions, and sailing thence 
for Japan, to act in concert with the Ameri- 
cans. It will be recollected that there exist 
certain commercial relations between the 
Russian possessions in North America, and 
the northern ports of Japan. 

— A mail from the Cape of Good Hojpe 
announces the death of Lady Sale, the his- 
torian of the vicissitudes and sufierings of the 
captivity in Afi*ghani6tan. She expired at 
Cape Town on the 6th oi July. Since her 
return to the East, Lady Sale had resided 
chiefly in the hill country, on the pension 
granted by the Queen. 

— Two Greek inscriptions are said to have 
been found in Bulgana, one of which, — in a 
locality called in this day Analdolkios— 
reveals the site of the ancient Tomes, cele- 
brated as the place of exile of the poet Ovid. 
The other, found at Varna, establishes the 
identity of that town with the ancient Odes- 
sus. This last inscription is bi-lingual. The 
site of Tomes had hitherto been placed, some- 
tiroes at Temeswar, sometimes near the mouth 
of the Dneiper. To this latter site also the 
ancient Odessus had been transported. 

— It is asserted, in a journal of Rome, that 
six stones, with paintines representing the 
incidents in the voyage of Ulysses, as related 
by him to Alcinous, in the Odyssey, were 
recently found in the demolition of some 
houses in that city ; and that, according to 
good authorities, one of them proves that the 
city of the Lsestngons, where the hero was so 
scurvily treated, and the precise wherealxmts 
of which classical geographers have never yet 
been able to fix, is no otner than the nK)dem 
Terracina, in the Roman States. The pictorial 
representation on the stone exactly corres- 
ponds, it is alleged, with the main features of 
Terracina, as is now to be seen, and with the 
description of the bay of La^strigonia in the 
Odyssey. 



NEW BOOKS. 



870 



— A foot race against time was run on Monnt 
Wa<4hington lately, as we learn from a Port- 
land paper. A gentleman bet with one of the 

; proprietors of the Summit House that he (the 
t proprietor) could not run a mile in etght 
j minutes t starting from the very top of Mount 
I TVashington. The bet was a gold watch. The 
I proprietor is a man weighing 190 lbs., and 
' out of practice, but full of courage. He got 
well oflr at first start, and the way he leapt 
from rock to crag, and from crag to cliff, was 
admirable. Some travellers going up. as the 
runner was on his last quarter, liken the 
. scene, as he opened on them, to a mountain 
goat on the full rush. On this quarter he 
j broke, making a misstep and coming on his 
! knees, but recovering himself in a moment, 
' and unharmed, pushed on with lightning 
speed to the goal. The result was, that he 
reached the judges' stand alive and unhurt, 
\ (which was almost miraculous,) in six minutes 
I €md fifty-seven seconds. Any one who has 
been over the mile run must be satisfied that 
it was a most perilous feat — the road being in 
some places so rough and precipitous as to be 
almost impassable. The travellers ascending, 
who saw the flight of the landlord, say it took 
them nearly an hour to ascend the same dis- 
tance. The editor adds, ** it was a queer race, 
and a bold one, and Boniface well deserved 
his watch, for he risked his neck for it." 

— The London Critic says : — " From the press 
Lord JoHK Russell's new edition of the Life 
of Lord WiUiam R ussell has fallen, — come corpo 
morto cade;'^ and that " * Fathbb Prout ' is 
bringing out a sketch of Moore, which need 
not be very good to drive his Lordship from 
the field. — Thackeray's new serial, to be 
entitled The Neivcomes, is on the verge of 
publication, and will reconcile tis to the sere 
and yellow leaf. Still another aristocratic 
contribution to " Wellington literature " — 
is my Lord Db Grey's ** Characteristics of the 
Duke of Wellington, apart from his military 
talents!'' 



NEW BOOKS. 

— W. Tyrone Power — son of the lamented 
Irish comedian — ^hasjust given the world his 
** Recollections of a l^ree Years' Residence in 
China, which is well spoken of, and from which 
we extract the following, touching the Chi- 
nese ladies. 

<* The wife and daughter, of the Chinese 
farmer walk about the world with such feet 
as it pleased God to give them, and very 
pretty feet and ancles they generally are. In 
fact, whatever beauty of feature there may 
be among the Chinese women, no one can 
deny them the credit of remarkably beautiful 
feet, ankles, hands and arms. Of t^ rest of 
the figure one can judge but indi£ferenHy from 



their peculiar thoogh not ungraoeful costumes* 
In the country villages the young girls and 
matrons may be seen at their doors, or 
grouped together beneath the trees, or in the 
yard attached to the house, engaged in house- 
bold or farm occupation, laughing the while 
in merry chorus to their work. I have often, 
from the back of my horse, looked over the 
low walls at such a group, but the result was 
rarely complimentary : for on some coy dam- 
sel suddenly catching sight of my Saxon face, 
she would scream an alarm to the rest, who 
retreated to the house with a general screech. 
On reaching the threshold, nowever, they 
would generally stop to giggle at the object of 
their fears, on finding him not pursuing with 
savage intent, or sometimes the respectable 
bearded patriarch would take them by the 
shoulders ; and, in spite of their affected re- 
sistance, push them all out again into the 
yard, calling jokingly to me at the same time, 
m some incomprehensible gibberish probably, 
* to eat them up.' I flatter myself, however, 
that I was not sufficiently frightful to alarm 
them very much, with a stout wall between, 
and the whole village within call ; far diffe- 
rent, however, was the case when * the foreign 
devil ' happened to come upon one solitary 
matron, pursuing her way from one village or 
farm to the other. Her fears were really ter- 
rible, and she fled as fast as her legs could 
cary her: if, however, the unprotected fe- 
male happened to be of the small-footed kind, 
she staggered off, with the aid ef her bamboo, 
till an unlucky trip would usually leave her 
sprawling on the path, or not impossibly into 
the mud and water of a paddy-field. To rush 
to her assistance was the natural impulse, but 
the approach of the monster was a signal for 
the most tremendous shrieking, and one could 
only persevere at the risk of throwing the 
matron into hysterics. It was a disagreeable 
dilemma, but it invariably ended in my walk- 
ing on, and leaving the lady to scramble out 
of the mud in her own way. If I had a Chi- 
nese attendant with me, I usually sent him on 
to conduct any fair one I might meet into a 
secure byepatb, or to assure her of the harm- 
lessness of my general character and habits." 
— Lorenzo Bbnoni. This very interestmg 
book, which records real transactions, (mt 
under a fictitious garb, as to the names of those 
who figure in its pages, has been for some 
days on our table. It was written by an 
Italian exile, now resident in London ; one, 
too, who occupies a high and honorable stand 
among those who have bravely struggled for 
freedom abroad. He writes with great ease 
in our, to him, a foreign tongue ; indeed, there 
are force and naturalness in his style 
which many of our own writers might study 
with profit. Italian despotism is pictured by 
this writer in the most striking manner. We 
are, by his developments of wrong and outrage 



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perpetrated by it led more than ever to detest 
the tyrant who exerts so baneful and crush- 
ing an influence over so fair a land. Mr. S. 
S. Redficld, <^ New York, is the publisher of 
of this sorrow-engendering but very admi- 
rable work. It ought to have an immense 
sale here, where practical freedom is known 
and felt ; and where its tales, though full of 
painful incidents, will impress us with the 
importance of hoiding on to the blessings, 
which are vouchsafed by republican institu- 
tions. 

— Blrak Housb. Messes. Getz and Buck, 
ous neighbors, have just published this work 
entire, getting it out in advance of every other 
publishing house in the country, and in verv 
fine style. The publication is uniform with 
Messrs. G. A B.'s well known excellent edi- 
tion of Dickens' complete works, and will un- 
questionably have an immense sale. The 
price is fifty cents : cheap enough certainly, 
for so capital a story from so capital an au- 
thor. 

— Sacred Qtotations. — ^We are indebted to 
Messrs. Lindsay and Blakiston for a copy of 
the "Dictionary of Sacred Quotations,^' by 
Rev. H. H. Weld. It is a sterling book ; of 
its kindr without a superior : and very justly, 
as we learn, enjoys a large sale. 

The extracts are made with excellent taste: 
and, for reference, will be found to be all that 
can be desired. 

— We have several new books lying on our 
table, which we shall notice hereafter." Among 
them are— Collier's small edition of Shake- 
spere, Vol. V., published by Redfield, also 
Nos. 11 and 12 of the same publisher's ele- 
gant octavo edition : — " Notes on the XXV. 
Articles," from Applegate & Co., Cincinnati, 
— the " Mysterious Parchment, or Satanic 
Licence," n-om Jewett & Co., Boston. — We 
had prepared a review of ** Hilliard's Six 
Months m Italy, but it must lie over until 
our next. 

— Likgard's History of England. — ^Messrs. 
Philips, Sampson & Co., of Boston, have pub- 
lished the third volume <^ this substantial 
work, which embraces that strikingly interest- 
ing period from the accession of King John, 
to the death of Edward I. We have alrtady 
expressed our opinion of the author, and his 
production ; and we see no reason to change 
it as the work progresses. Considering his 
position and predilections Dr. Lingard has 
written a very truthful aoconnt of his coun- 
try's rise and progress ; indeed he may be 
said to be quite as honest and impartiid as any 
who have preceded him. He possessed an- 
thorities with which others had not been fav- 
ored, and his history will, for this, as many 
other causes, be all the noore acceptable to 
he readers of hiMory. It is got up in the 



exceedingly chaste and substantial style of th^ 
enterprising Boston house who issue it, and 
will be completed, as we learn, in ten volumes. 
Dr. Lingard was a Roman Catholic, but never 
took any interest in the Ecclesiastical govern- 
ment of the Church. 

— Woodworth's Ajcbrigan Miscellakt.— 
Another volume of this very handsomely 
printed and embellished miscellany has just 
Seen published by Philips, Sampson & Co., of 
Boston. The holidays are approaching, when 
such books will be m demand. The author 
is skilled in the kind of literature which his 
•* Miscellany " embraces. Like the venerable 
Peter Parley he has acquired a popularity 
therein, under the nommes de$ plumes of **Unc6 
Frank." and ** Theodore Thinker," a voucher 
of which, we doubt not, could be easily ob- 
tained from any of the youthful readers of 
our times. All honor, say we, to the " Peter 
Parleys," and " Uncle Franks" of the 19th 
century. They have unquestionably changed 
the' current of many an experience, leading 
into good channds those who otherwise might 
have been borne on to ill-doing, perhaps 
crime. 

— Mr. John S. Taylor, of New York, has 
just published a little work, entitled ** The 
Orphans of the Suicide, or the Rum Plague," 
which is intended to be a narrative for the 
admonition and instruction of the young. It 
is a translation from the German of Zschokke, 
and partakes of his well-known power as a 
writer. We are told by the translator that 
the narrative was written twenty years ago ; 
that although the facts detailed beloq^ to 
that remote period, and the scenes descnbed 
lay in a foreign land, yet that the principles 
they embody and the instructions they im- 

i part are in every way applicable to the pre- 
j sent age, and to the condition and wants of 
our country. 

— The Countess op Charnt. — We Jiavc 
here a thrilling story of the fall of Louis XVL 
from the pen of Dumas, the chief horror-lim- 
ner among French authors of the present day. 
It is the conclusion of the *• Memoirs of a 
Physician," "The Queen's Necklace," and 
** Six Years Later, or the Taking of the Baa- 
tile." One reads it with nervous interest 
Like every thing from Dumas it engrosses 
your whole thought, while you are occupied 
with it, and you feel relieved when you have 
fini^ed the last page, because you have time 
to think of something else than tales of blood 
and horror, which £ill, while the^ remaitt 
unfinished, hold your attention as it were in 
a vice.- T. B. Peterson, of our city, is the 
publisher of this book. It "goes like hoi 
cakes " among the peddlers of course. Just 
such books as those of Dumas' and Reynolds' 
(forgive us. Monsieur D.) our friend T. B. P. 



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finr the most part publishes, and of just such 
hocks people buy most Urgdr Taking a 
pecuniary view of the case, T. B. P. knows 
on which side of the bread the well churned 
cream lieth. 

— Thb Mind and the Emotions, considered 
in relation to Health, Disease, and Religion, 
by W. Cooke, M. D.. M.R.S.C. 

Messrs. C. J. Price & Co., No. 7, Hart's 
Buildings, some time since favored us with a 
12mo volume, bearing the above title, which 
commends itself to aU who think that *' the 
proper study of mankind is man." It very 
clearly and satisfactorily shows the influence 
of the diflerent emotions upon the physical 
condition of the body, ana the connection 
that exists between them. The author, being 
a member of the Royal College of Surgeons, 
and in extensive practice, is enabled to illus- 
trate his arguments verv forcibly by adducing 
cases from his extended experience. The 
topics introduced, are treated in masterly 
style, and all thinking persons may derive 
important information from a perusal of the 
work. 

— Moorb'b Lipb op Shbridan.— Redfield, 
of New York, has just published a beautiful 
edition of this work, in two 12mo volumes. 
It will, of course, be in demand among our 
book folks, first for its inward, second for its 
outward merit. Redfield never published an 
indifferent book ; and what is more, the 
merits of the interior is ever well sustained 
by a beauty and fitness of exterior peculiar 
to him. There are publishers in the country 
who get up books which are most distasteful 
to the eye ; thus yery much injuring the sale, 
at least, so far as first impressions go. There 
are those who always impart a charm in ex- 
ternals to their publications ; and who, if they 
do put forth a poor book, send it out with 
such a taking outside, that you must say 
some good things of it. 

There are those who do not admire Moore's 
Sheridan. We are not one of these, however. 
To us it is a book of fascinating mterest,and we 
have run it over In the handsomly printed 
pages of the edition in notice with renewed 
xest 

MUSICAL BIZARRE. 

— Ole Bull, assisted by Adelina Patti, and 
Strackosch, gave a concert at the Musical 
Fund Hall, on Monday evening, the 19th inst. 
The entertainment was well attended, and 
gave unequivocal satisfaction. The great Nor- 
wegian hmiself was in excellent play ; that 
litUe marvel, Patti, sang divindy ; while 
Strackosch far surpassed mmself, in his best 
previous efforts. The concert was the fiirst of 
the musical season, and reaUy was well worthy 
the distinction of leading. We have not qpace 



to note the items of the entertainment* 
Another concert, and the last, was to be given 
by these artists on Thursday evening, too late 
to admit of our saying anything of it in the 
present issue of Bizabrb. 

— The Germanians open a series of concerts 
on Saturday evening, when they will be 
assisted by Camilla IJrso and Jaell. These 
admirable performers always have met with 
favor in our city, and will do so unquestion- 
ably during their present visit. They appear, 
of course, at Musical Fund Hall, which has 
been very much improved in its orchestral 
appointments and arrangements during the 
recess. We shall not pause to particularize 
these improvements. It must be enoueh for 
us to say that they are well worthy of Mr. 
Beckett, the excellent superintendent of the 
Musical Fund, under whose direction they 
were made. 

— Ole Bull's arrangement touching the se- 
curing of seats for his concerts is an excellent 
one, and should be adopted by all the artistes 
who hereafter come to the city. It gives to 
all the right to secure a seat, without the 
payment of a bonus. One has only to be on 
the alert, and to purchase one's tickets at an 
early moment, to have the choice of one's 
seats. The extravagant system of paying a 
large sum to enter a concert room, and then 
twice that sum to secure a good seat, should 
be discountenanced. Two or three dollars for 
a concert ticket, — we care not what may be 
the attractions, — are too much. One hundred 
cents is money enough to hear the best com- 
bination that can be presented in our days. 
If Madam Sontag, and her noble husband, 
and retainers, cannot stand this, they ought 
to be permitted to return to Europe, and if 
they can, get something more to their mind. 
The system of extravagant charges, to hear 
the best of singers the world knows, when in 
their prime, is bad enough : it is outrageous 
when exchanged for worn out, use! up voices, 
the renmants of old-times. Again the foreign 
artistes, who come here in their dotage, can- 
not expect to create the furore they did, at 
home, in their youthf^il days ; and if they 
were as fresh, elastic, exquisite, in all respects, 
aa ever they were, they should not be sus- 
tained at the exorbitant prices which they aak 
of the public. 

— Sanford, with his excellent Ethiopian 
troupe, is performing Opera Burlesque, at a 
very handsome place in Twelfth Street, below 
Chestnut. The nouses he attracts are full and 
fashionable, and the pleasure afforded seems 
to be of the most decided kind. Ethiopian 
entertainments, if carried out as the^ are l^ 
Mr. Sandford and his company, ment favor ; 
for they are. as a general thing, refined, while 
they are calculated to devdope new featares 



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of musical genias. The operas of ** Cinde- 
rella" and '* Sonnambula" ha^e been well 
burlesqued, roach of the original music being 
retained and rendered with decided skill, 
while, as we go to press, Julien's numstre 
concerts are being caricatured in fine style. 
Success to Sanford ! 

— Maretzec has commenced an opera season 
at Niblo, in New Nork, which promises to be 
a very brilliant one. 

— The Philharmonic Society have organized 
for the present year, and we learn, will 
resume their concerts, probably next month. 
This society has been the means of affording 
our citizens much entertainment, and we are 
happy to learn, acquires vigor with age. 

— Gottschalk is in town. He was noticed 
the other evening at Ole Bull's concert, and 
appeared to be highly delighted with the per- 
formances, and especially, we may add, with 
that of Straokosch. No one, indeed, applauded 
more heartily than did the talented young 
Creole. He was the cause of an encore of 
Strackosch, as we know by the evidence of 
our eyes. 

EDITORS' SANSSOUCI. 

FOREIGN NO-TABl-BS. 

— We translate from the Nouvdliste de 
Marseille^ that letters received from the 
interior of Asia announce that the Princess of 
Belgiojoso, who lives at Tcbakmakoglon, a 
village near Safranboli, barely escaped assassi- 
nation, at the hands of an individual said to 
be an Italian. Her escape was almost a miracle, 
as she received seven poinard stabs Her 
condition is not supposed to be dangerous. 
Her assassin has been sent to Constantinople, 
for trial and punishment. This monster, far 
from exhibiting any repentance for his crime, 
the motives of which are unknown, expresses 
his regret at not havmg killed both the Prin- 
cess and her daughter, a girl of fifteen. 

— The Patrie announces the arrival of the 
Prince and Princess Murat at Marseilles, in 
these terms : 

*• His Highness Prince Murat, who came to 
Marseilles on a visit to some old friends, 
officers upon the American frigate Cumber- 
land, gave a grand dinner on the 29th of 
August, to which were invited the American 
Commodore, and all the other officers of the 
frigate, as well as the U, S. Consul. On mon- 
day, their Highnesses visited the Cumberland,, 
where a magnificent fete was given in their 
honor." 

— The Nowvelliste de Verviers states that the 
rumour spread that the cashier of Mdme. la 
Duchesse de Brabant, upon his arrival at Aix 
la ChapeUe had lost 80,000 francs at a gaming 
saloon, and had then blown oat his bxminst ii 



false. The facts were true, however, of anotfa^ 
person, a Dutch courier. 

PBTRA OAN/IARA AND ALEX, OUIV1A3. 

— We translate from a letter of M. Gaillardei 
j to the Courier des Etats-Unisy that the Belgian 
I journals, in the vivid language of Dumas, 
describe a nocturnal fete given by that illus- 
trious author, in his retreat at'Brussds, to 
to Petra Camara and several other Spanish 
dancers. It is Monte Christo resuscitated. 
The Theatre' Francois has at the same time 
received from his fertile pen a new drama, of 
which, " The Youth of Louis XIV " fbrms 
the title and the subject. 

But apropos of Petra Camara and Dumas : 
a biographical sketch of Camara, from his pen, 
written to his friend, M. Perrot, relacteur en 
chef of the Independance Belf^, containis the 
following characteristic passage. 

"You ask me, my dear Monseur Perot, for 
a few words about the flower of Andalusia, 
the butterfly of Granada, the bee of Seville, 
the queen of Spanish dance, whom we had the 
joy of applauding this evening at the Vande- 
ville, Petra Camara. You do well to address 
yourself to me : for she is one of my old and 
most excellent friends. I have a crowd of M 
friends, of twenty-two years old, whom I have 
known for a Itistre, as they say at the Academie, 
when one is seized with a strange desire to be 
adinitted there. She is the most admirable 
humming-bird from Ceylon to Cashmir ! She 
is the most brilliant bird-of-paradise from 
Bombay to Chandernagor ! " 

M. Dumas then goes on to relate how that 
in 1847 he was at Seville, was at the opera, 
and was charmed on beholding Petra for the 
first time ; how he walked behind the curtain, 
where, " with the exception of the eunuchs, 
I was received like a sultan in his harem." 
Here he was introduced to Petra, attempted 
to kiss her hand, but received a sound box 
on the ear for his temerity. Who is this 
Frenchman that dares to kiss the hand of a 
dancer ? Alexander Dumas ! ** That excused 
every thing,^^ The great romancer is permitted 
to kiss not only Petra, but also Anita and 
Carmen, her sisters in the dance, and their 
lovers look on approvingly. A ball is got up 
in his honour, at which these three danseuses 
are to illustrate the national dances of Spain. 
The vitOf the ofc, the fandango, are described 
in the warmest and most highlv-coloared 
Dumasque style. Here is the fimdango : — 

«* Imagine two butterflies, two humming- 
birds, two bees, circling and wheeling, round, 
and after each other : two undines, who, on a 
spring night, on the borders of a lake, play 
aoout the tops of the rushes, which their rosy 
diaphanous feet do not so much mr bend ; 
then^ after a thousand turnings, flights. 
retreats, they gradually approach till their 
tresses mingle and their Ups meet. That ki« 



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is the calmioation of the dance. And the 
danoe vanisheSt like the two undines, sinking 
into the hosom of Ihe lake." 

Petra is at Paris, dancing at the Yaudeville. 
The story would not he perfect without a 
dramatic ending for Anita and Oarmen! so 
the former dies of consumption, the latter 
rons away with un beau jenne homme, 

Jules Janin has a linger in the Spanish pie ; 
noticing in the papers of Paris the ** hutter- 
fly of Granada.'' the *<bee of Seville," with 
remarkahle spirit. Other Fueilltonists are in 
ecstasies about her. One of them M. Theo- 
phile Ghintier says, that, shaking the hoarfrost 
from her Perils winssy diamonded bif the north' 
em snows, she wiu consent to pve a certain 
number of representations ! 

— We take the liberty of copying the following 
compliments which Bizarrs has within a week 
or two received : and, in doing so, would also 
direct attention to the programme of Vol. 4, 
to commence October 8th, which will be 
found in our advertising pages : — 

— Arthur^s Home Gazette says : — ^'Bizarre, 
an • Original Weekly Journal for the Fireside 
and the Wayside,' published in this city, 
continues to be conducted with marked in- 
dustry, taste and ability. There is a dignity 
and refinement about this work that is wor- 
thy of remark. As to the matter of interest, 
that is always well sustained." 

— The Ellsworth (Me.) Herald says of our 
pAper — "It is something in the style of 
Dickens* Household Words, but being an 
American work, we think there is no apology 
for giving it our preference. It tak^a high 
stand in morals, literature, &c., atnlPis un- 
questionably the best American work of the 
kind now published." 

— The Rushville Prairie Tele^aph says : — 
** BizARRB.-*This very interestmg miscellany 
we have been lately in the regular receipt of. 
It is a weekly in pamphlet shape of twenty- 
four octavo pages, and will form a volume at 
the end of the year of largely over 1000 pages 
of well selected, ably edited, instructing and 
entertaining matter, well calculated to enliven 
the family circle around the winter evening's 
hearth." 

— The Lincoln (Me.) Democrat fires the fol- 
lowing shot: — "Bizarre. — This brilliant 
weekly comes to us loaded with bright and 
lively things. The Editor's •Sans-Soud' is 
well worth the costs of the work." 

— Last, but not least, the editor of the Lan- 
caster Express says: — " Bizarre. — It is con- 
ducted with creditable ability, and is distin- 
guished by a high literary and moral tone. 
Those who wish to subscribe for a valuable 
weekly magazine, at a remarkably low price, 



should enclose $1.25 to Church & Co, Phila- 
delphia, for which they will receive * Bizarre' 
weekly, for one year. The fourth volume 
will commence in a few wedcs." 

AIM BNIOK^A. 

— What do careful women constantly seek, 
and yet never hope to find ? 

Intuition will probably teadi oar lady 
readers the answer, but until next week we 
will let it remain a riddle. 

BueiNeaa n/iems 

— Oakford's " Palace Hat Store," 158, Chest- 
nut Street, continues to be one of the lions of 
Philadelphia. It is beautifully fitted up cer- 
tainly, and we are not surprised that crowds 
should surround its windows, particularly in 
the evening. Oakford has a variety of styles 
oi hats, among which are the latest London 
and Paris. His own, for the present Fall, 
fills our eye, and, we presume, enjoys as much 
popularity as any of the others. Success to 
Oakford. 

— Mr. William T. Fry, late of 227, Arch 
Street, has moved into his new store, nearly 
opposite, and will, when all is in order, hold 
out greater attractions than ever to the pur- 
chasers of the beautifiil goods he gets up. 

— Col. Maurice, at 123, Chestnut Street, is 
often waited on by customers who declare 
they have gone to his store, "just to get a 
look at one who makes so much noise in the 
business walks of the city." They then 
gratify their eye by taking a good long look 
at the Colonel, after which, as likely as not, 
they are induced to buy a bill of goods from 
his stationery stock. The Colonel has no ob- 
jection to being talked about in the newspa- 
pers, when it pays. He takes the true philo- 
sophical view of the case. 

— The success of the " Comedy of Errors," 
at the Arch Street Theatre is truly marvel- 
lous. Iflb has now been performed for some 
twenty'lJonsecutive nights, and there appears 
to be as great a desire to witness it as ever. 
Messrs. Wheatley and Drew have struck a 
Californian mine. They well deserve it, 
moreover. 

— Owen's Ascent of Mont Blanc is exhibit- 
ing at Concert Hall, and, as it deserves, at- 
tracts good houses. The painting is said to 
be very fine, and Mr. Owen's story accom- 
panying it highly entertaining. 

— Heller continues at the Lecture Room of 
the Chinese Museum, where he is creating the 
greatest excitement by his Second Sight and 
Mysterious Rapping performances, as well as 
by his very admirable feats of legerdemain. 
We think Heller is the most skilral wizard 
we haye ever seen in the eountry ; it is cer- 
tain he has no superior. 



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Wills' coffee house : 

** Here at Will's Coffee-house it was, that 
if he, Dry den, gave a rising young man a 
pinch from his snuff-box, the patronised aspi- 
rant was deemed to have taken a degree in lit- 
erature and wit. Here it was that Southerne 
and Congreve spoke to him vrith confidence 
and familiarity, while Sir Henry Shere, Moyle, 
Motteaux, Walsh and Dennis did honor to 
him with a more distant deference. It was 
here that Pope, with boyish enthusiasm, gazed 
full of reverent admiration on the poet, who 
was at once his exemplar and his idol. It 
was probably here that Dryden, after he had 
read some of the boipibastic and obscure Pin- 
daric Odes, which the youthful genius had 
sent to hira, told Swift, with great candor, 
what Swift never forgave, that he would 
never be a poet. His relations to his publish- 
er Tonson are worth a brief notice. Some- 
times we find Dryden thankine him for his 
presents of fruit and wine, and writing to him 
about his snuff and sherry as Byron did to 
Murray about his tooth-powder. Then again 
he is quarrelling with Tonson, writing to him 
to accuse him of meanness and rapacity, 
abusing Tonson himself, and among others, 
one Richard Bentley, who, as Dryden writes 
to Tonson, * has cursed our Virgil so heartily,' 
and launching anathemas against the whole 
tribe of publishers. * Upon trial,' he says, 
* I find all your traders are sharpers, and you 
not more than others ; therefore, I have not 
wholly left you.' There is also the rather 
well-known anecdote of our poet begging Lord 
Bolingbroke, who was calling on him, to out- 
stay Tonson : * I have not completed the sheet 
which I promised him,' said Dryden to his 
Lordship, ' and if you leave me unprotected, 
I shall suffer all the rudeness to which his 
resentment can prompt his tongue.' * It was 
proba))ly,' says Scott, ' during the course of 
these bickerings with hia publisher, that Dry- 
den, incensed at some refusal of accommnda- 
tion on the part of Tonson, sent him three 
well-known coarse and forcible satirical lines, 
descriptive of his personal appearance ; 

With leoring looks bull fkc«d, and frockled Mr, 
With two left legs, and Juda*M»lor'd hair, 
And frowzy pons, thai taint the ambient air. 

* Tell the dog,' said the poet to the messen- 
ger, * that he who wrote these can write more.' 
But Tonson perfectly satisfied with this single 
triplet, hastened to comply with the author's 
request, without requiring any further speci- 
men of his poetical powers." 

— Singapore journals announce, that the en- 
terprising Madame Ida Pfeiffer had arrived at 
Batavia. After a short stay in the Dutch 
settlement, she quitted that fdace, in an Am- 
erican ship, on the 3rd of July, for California. 
We shall probably soon have the venturesome 
Ida in our country. 



oeTiNGuiat- eo dbatms. 

— The French P^P^s announce the demise of 
GJeneral Charles Tristan, better known by his 
title of Count MonthoUm. He was the faith- 
ful friend of Napeleon, the sharer of his exile, 
and the executor of his will. After the death 
of the Emperor, Count Montholon returned to 
Europe, where he lived in great obscurity for 
many years, until his connection with the Boa* 
logne enpedition of Louis Napoleon brought 
him once more into notoriety. After the re- 
turn of the Bonapartes to France, the veteran 
follower of the family shared their councils 
and profited by their fortunes. 

— A London paper says of the death of Sir 
Charles James Napier : 

** Sir Charles served in the PeninsuU, in 
American war of 1814, in the final campaign 
against Bonaparte, and in the East His m^ 
notable actions were — at Corunna, for .which 
he obtained a gold medal— at Meannee, where 
he defeated a force eight times the numerical 
strength of his own — and at Dubba, near Hy- 
derabad, where he completed the reduction of 
Scinde. Few men have ever received so many 
wounds ; — he was literally scarred and hacked 
from head to foot Yet a4l these historic titles 
would have given Sir. Charles no claim to a 
place in our columns had he not also taken 
service with the Muses. It is as Csssar the 
commentator, not as Csesar the soldier, that 
he comes into our category, — though it must 
be said, that in his hands literature lost its 
proverbially peaceful character. The pen in 
his grasp grew a weapon of offence: — he 
charged under cover of his inkstand." 

auSIIMBSa N/1SN/I8 

— Oakford continues to occupy a large share ' 
of public attention in our city. His hat 
store No. 158 is noted by all who pass up 
Chestnut street and is generally considered 
to be one of the most magnificent of the kind 
in the world. 

— Maurice at 123 Chestnut street, advertises 
more liberally than any one of our acouain- 
tance. In other words, he sows well and 
reaps abundantly. His stationer's stock is a 
capital one, unsurpassed by that of any other 
dealer in the city. 

— The entertainments at the Arch Street 
Theatre continue to be of a very high order, 
attractinij^ nightly the most crowded and at 
the same time respectable houses. Messrs. 
Wheatley & Drew have raised the establish- 
ment up to a very high stand, as a dramatic 
temple ; indeed it is now without a superior 
either here or elsewhere. 

— Pbrham's grand gift enterprise is attract- 
ing much attention. We call attention to the 
advertisement which will be found in oor pa- 



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