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A  Bride  From  Home 

A  Vaudeville  Sketch  in  One  Act 


By 
WILLIS    STEELL 

U 

Author  of  "Brother  Dave"  "The  Morning  After 

the  Play"  "The  Fifth  Commandment" 

"Faro  Nell,"  etc. 


NOTE 

This  play  may  be  performed  by  amateurs  free  of  royalty 
and  without  express  permission.  The  professional  stage  rights 
are,  however,  strictly  reserved,  and  performance  by  professional 
actors,  given  in  advertised  places  of  amusement  and  for  profit, 
are  forbidden.  Persons  who  may  wish  to  produce  this  play 
publicly  and  professionally  may  apply  to  Willis  Steell,  Islip, 
L.  I.,  N.  Y. 


BOSTON 

WALTER  H.  BAKER  &  CO. 

1912 


A  Bride  From  Home 


CHARACTERS 


Maxoff,  a  young  Jewish  merchant  from  Russia, 
An  Old  Woman,  from  Russia. 
Mrs.  Rosenstein,  an  East  Side  Jewish  matron, 
Ikey,  her  little  boy. 


Copyright,  191 2,  by  Willis  Steell 

As  Author  and  Proprietor 
All  rights  reserved 


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A   Bride   From   Home 


SCENE. — A  room  in  a  tenement  in  Division  Street,  New 
York.  Plain  chamber  with  an  entrance  c.  and  door  L. 
Down  r.  is  a  simple  mantel  on  which  is  a  cheap  mirror 
and  a  few  brass  ornaments,  cups,  etc.  A  deal  table  in 
front  of  this  has  a  samovar  and  small  candy  box  standing 
on  it,  and  a  long  strip  of  cloth  lettered  "  Welcome  to  the 
Bride."  There  are  three  chairs,  each  an  "  auction  find," 
and  on  the  walls  are  tacked  four  or  five  gaudy  calendars. 

(Discovered,  Mrs.  Rosenstein  and  Ikey.  Mrs.  R.  wears 
a  short  black  skirt  with  a  white  woolen  shawl  pinned 
across  her  shoulders  and  has  her  hair  elaborately  dressed. 
She  is  short  and  fat.  Ikey  is  seven  years  old  with  face 
and  hands  dirty.) 

Mrs-  R.  (throwing  down  dusting  cloth).  All  righd.  The 
brite  should  come  and  see  her  face  in  everything. 

Ikey  (picking  up  scroll  from  table).  Ain't  you  goin'  to 
tack  this  up,  Mom?  x 

Mrs.  R.  That  boy  forgets  nothings.  His  het  is  as  good  as 
his  father's — gif  it  here,  Ikey. 

Ikey.     I  want  to  put  it  up. 

Mrs.  R.  (snatching  cloth  from  him).  Gif  it  here.  You 
get  the  latter  and  holt  it  for  your  moder. 

(Ikey  holds  a  short  step-ladder  for  his  mother  to  climb  up 
to  door  c.      //  creaks  and  trembles  with  her  weight.) 

Ikey.     Look  a  little  out,  Mom. 

Mrs.  R.  (getting  off  ladder).  Go  up  there  and  tack  it, 
Ikey,  as  I  tolt  you.  (He  goes  up.  Mrs.  R.  reads  the  letter- 
ing as  he  spreads  it  out.)     "  Velcome  to  the  brite  !  "     Grant ! 

Ikey  (lacking  the  cloth).     What  is  a  bride,  Moder  ? 

Mrs.  R.  A  brite  is  something  generally  what  isn't.  Before 
she  is  married  she  isn't  a  brite  and  after  she  is  married  she  is 
something  else  alretty. 


4  A    BRIDE    FROM    HOME 

Ikey.     Is  Mr.  Maxoff's  bride  something  else  already? 

Mrs.  R.  Come  down,  lkey, — you  talk  too  much.  Mr. 
Maxoff's  bride  comes  by  the  steamer  from  Russia  where  your 
father  goes  an  hour  ago  to  bring  her  ;  Mr.  Maxoff  he  goes  for 
the  Rabbi,  then  they  are  marrit. 

Ikey  (going  to  table  and  finding  a  box  of  candy).  Can  I 
see  them  marrit,  Mom  ?     Can  1  ?     Can  1  ? 

Mrs.  R.     If  you're  goot.     What's  that  you  fint  ? 

Ikey.     Mom,  see — candy  ! 

Mrs.  R.  Lay  it  down,  Ikey — that  is  for  the  brite.  You  put 
the  latter  in  the  hall  out,  where  the  brite  don't  fall  on  it. 

(Ikey  takes  the  ladder  out  of  door  c.  and  Mrs.  R.  stuffs 
some  of  the  candy  in  her  dress  pocket  a?ui  puts  box  back 
on  the  table.) 

Ikey  {running  in  from  hall).     Mom,  Mom,  Mr.  Maxoff! 
Enter  Maxoff,  c. 

Max.  {putting  hat  on  chair).  The  Rabbi  is  coming — yes, 
Mrs.  Rosenstein  !  Sol  goes  for  the  steamer  to  bring  my  bride, 
yes,  Mrs.  Rosenstein? 

Ikey.     Can  1  see  you  marrit,  can  I,  can  I,  Mr.  Maxoff? 

(Max.  pats  him  on  the  head.) 

Mrs.  R.  {putting  Ikey  behind  her,  where  he  finds  the  candy 
in  her  pocket  a?id  begins  to  eat  it).  What  will  the  girl  say 
when  she  sees  this  grant  new  house  ? 

Max.  I  vish  I  vas  comin'  to  see  it  myself  first.  {Looks  at 
scroll  over  door.)  "  Velcome  to  the  bride."  You  think  my 
Katia  likes  that  foolishness? 

Mrs.  R.     I  tell  Sol  your  wife  will  be  the  happy  womans. 

Max.  (patting  a  chair  joyfully).  I  gif  you  my  word  I  do 
not  feel  the  moneys  I  send  to  Russia  to  bring  my  Katia  here. 
It  is  fifty  dollars  I  send  for  her  ticket,  but  I  do  not  feel  it,  I  gif 
you  my  word  ! 

Mrs.  R.     You  are  rich  mans,  Mr.  Maxoff. 

Max.  (picking  up  duster  and  rubbing  chair).  Rich  ?  No, 
no.  I  am  too  'stravagant.  I  buy  three  chairs — one,  two, 
three,  and  Katia  and  me  are  only  two.     But  I  work  ! 

Mrs.  R.     I  hope  the  girl  comes. 

Max.   (throwing  down  duster).      What? 

Mrs.  R.  If  your  Katia  there  in  Russia  gets  your  moneys 
and  puts  it  in  her  stockings  ? 


A    BRIDE    FROM    HOME  5 

Max.   (puzzled).     You  say? 

Mrs.  R.     I  say — coult  you  have  her  pinched  ? 

Max.  (horrified).  Take  my  moneys  and  not  comings  ? 
My  moneys  she  puts  her  stockings  in  ?     Abraham  !     Isaac  ! 

Mrs.  R.  (discovering  Ikey  eating  tJie  candy.  She  threatens 
him — motions  him  down-stairs.  He  sidles  slyly  out.  She  feels 
her  pocket  and  finds   it  empty.     She  starts  after  Ikey.     He 

runs  out  door  c.)     I  gif  you,  Ikey {Catches  herself  and 

turns ;  down  c.)  Don't  mint  me,  Mr.  Maxoff — your  Katia 
comes  sure. 

Max.  (sitting  l.).  Sure,  my  Katia  is  honest  girl.  Since 
before  I  come  from  Russia  I  say  :  "  Katia,  vill  you  be  Mrs. 
Maxoff?  "  and  Katia  says  "  Yes."  But  I  says,  "  First  I  vill 
go  to  New  York  und  make  much  business  :  vait  und  I  sent  for 
you,"  and  Katia  vait.  Five  years  I  vork — push  cart,  fish, 
shoe-strings — matches — anything  for  mazuma — all  for  Katia. 
Now  she  is  coming.  My  house  is  ready,  you  see — table,  look- 
ing-glass, one,  two,  three  chairs — and  we  are  only  two  !  My 
Katia  is  going  to  blaze  her  eyes  ! 

Mrs.  R.  (near  door  a).  Grant,  I  tell  Sol.  I  hear  Sol 
now. 

(Both  listen.     Max.  stands  up.      Cello  outside  starts  softly 
off  c.  the  "  Letter  Song1' from  "  La  Per ic hole.1') 

Ah,  mon  cher  amant  je  te  jure 
Que  je  t'aime  de  tout  mon  cceur, 
Mais  vrai  cette  misere — etc. 

Mrs.  R.   (calling  as  if  down- stairs).     Sol  ! 

Max.  (hushing  her).  Hsh,  Mrs.  Rosenstein — listen  ! 
"Mais  vrai  cette  misere."  It  is  Katia' s  answer  when  I  say, 
"  Vait  for  me  in  Russia  !  " 

Mrs.  R.  (calling  again).  Sol  brings  her  now  from  the 
steamer.     Sol,  Sol  !  are  you  down  there  alretty  ? 

Max.  (excited).  She  is  come — my  Katia  !  Go,  Mrs. 
Rosenstein,  go  down  you  and  send  her  up  by  herself  coming. 
She  shall  see  by  herself  that  "  Veicome."  Go,  Mrs.  Rosen- 
stein   

Mrs.  R.   (excited).     She  is  coming— the  brite  ! 

Max.  I  tell  you — leave  the  door — go — Katia  by  herself 
coming. 

Mrs.  R.  (going).  All  righd !  (Calls  down.)  Wait  for 
me  down  there,  Sol.     Sol  S  [Exit. 


6  A    BRIDE    FROM    HOME 

Max.    {running  to   mirror,  fixing   collar,    etc.).     Katia's 
song  !     (He  hums  the  wonts. ) 

Oh,  mon  cher  amant,  je  te  jure 
Que  je  t'aime  de  tout  mon  coeur, 
Mais  vrai  cette  misere  est  trop  dure, 
Et  nous  avons  trop  de  malheur. 
Katia's    song  !      I    lofe    Katia   alvays.     Not   for   me  is   there 
another  girl.     There  is  no  lack  of  women  courting  me  in  New 
York  : — Etinka   Brunner,    Sophie  Traubvvein,  Paula   Hengel- 
mugger, — all  send   the  schatzen — all  would  be  Mrs.    Maxoff. 
My  head  is  stuffed  mit  something  else.     Would  I  lose  my  word 
to  Katia  ?     I  send  fifty  dollars  to  bring  her  here  from  Russia. 
Yes  !  fifty  dollars.     I   send  it  !     She  is  comings — that  is  her 
step.     Ach,  how  my  heart  shakes  in  me  !     I  hide  one  moments. 
Katia  !     Katia  !      {He  steps  behind  the  open  door  and  stands 
waiting,  showing  joyful  expectancy.     A  pause.      Cello  plays 
last  bar  of  "  Letter  Song."     Enter  an  Old  Woman,  dressed 
as  a   Russian  peasant,   a  Jewess  with  wig  over   her   brow. 
Max.   comes  out,  staring  at  Old   W.     Shuts  the  door  behind 
him  ;  to  l.  a).     Veil?     (Old  W.  looks  around.)     Who  are 
you  yet  ?     (Old  W.  hands  him  a  letter ;  without  looking  at 
it.)     Katia — is  coming? 

Old  W.   (pointing  to  letter).     Read. 

Max.  (nervous).  Hoi  gewald  !  As  I  am  an  orphan— 
Katia  dead  yet  ? 

Old  W.     Read  the  letter. 

Max.  (tearing  open  letter  and  looking  at  signature).  I  am 
shaking  myself  !  From  Katia.  She  was  not  coming  !  (Reads.) 
"My  own  dear  darling  Maxy  :  The  money  come  as  you  did 
write,  and  you  are  keeping  your  word.  1  will  keep  my  word 
also  but  not  now."  (He  looks  up.)  No  !  When  ?  (Reads.) 
"  My  father  is  dead  and  my  brother  has  troubles  in  his  business ; 
he  can  no  longer  give  bread  to  my  poor  old  mother.  So  I  stay 
with  my  brother  to  help  and  my  poor  old  mother  will  come." 
(He  looks  up.)     You  are  Katia's  mother  ? 

Old  W.     Yes. 

Max.  Take  a  sit-down,  Katia's  mother,  please.  (Old  W. 
remains  standing  by  the  table.  Max.  reads.)  "I  have  my 
ticket  gave  to  my  poor  old  mother;  you  will  treat  her  as  you 
would  treat  Katia."  {He  looks  up.)  But  that  cannot  be  so  ! 
{Reads.)  "She  will  live  happy  with  you  till  you  are  sending 
more  money  and  I  come."  (Looks  up.)  When  I  send  more 
money  she  gives  it  to  her  brother  who  has  troubles  !     (Reads.) 


A    BRIDE    FROM    HOME  7 

"  I  love  you,  Maxoff,  so  no  more  this  time  from  Katia."  {He 
looks  up.)  No  more  ?  It  is  enough  !  {He  crosses  and  stands 
in  front  of  Old  W.)     So — Katia  is  not  coming  ! 

Old  W.   {stolidly).     I  am  coming. 

Max.  My  money  !  My  money  !  I  send  it  for  Katia,  for 
Katia,  do  you  know? 

Old  W.     I  am  coming  mit  it. 

Max.  You  are  coming — mit  my  money  that  I  send  by  the 
post-office  for  Katia  ? 

Old  W.  A  good  girl,  Katia,  and  kind  to  her  poor  old 
mutter. 

Max.  Kind  mit  my  money  !  It  is  easy  to  be  kind  mit 
other  men's  money  !  So  Katia  is  not  coming.  {He  catches 
si%ht  of  the  scroll  over  door  c.)  "  Velcome  to  the  bride  !  " 
The  bride  !  I  couldn't  stood  it  no  longer.  Come  down — 
you  !  {He  grabs  the  scroll  and  throws  it  on  the  floor.)  I 
couldn't  stood  it ;  I  vill  go  crazy  !     Oh,  Katia  !     Katia,  oh  ! 

Old  W.     You  haf  pains — somewheres  ? 

Max.  {walking  up  and  down).  I  haf  pains  all  over  me. 
My  fifty  dollars— Katia.     Oh  !    Oh  ! 

Old  W.   {looking  about  her).     It  is  good  here. 

Max.   {stopping  suddenly).     You  find  it  good — yes  ? 

Old  VV.     It  is  good.     I  am  glad  I  am  coming. 

Max.  {striding  to  her).  You  are  glad  you  are  com- 
ing— and  1  am  glad  you  are  going. 

Old  W.     What  ? 

Max.  What  you  think,  you  and  Katia?  That  I  am  a  silly 
fool  that  you  shall  come  and  live  mit  ?  No,  lama  man,  a 
business  man — who  cheats  me  must  wake  himself.  You  shall 
wake  up — yes  !     Out  you  go  ! 

Old  W.     What  you  say  ? 

Max.   {pointing to  door).      Katia  cheats.     Out! 

Old  W.  He  turns  me  out — he — oh  !  oh !  It  is  not  so 
Katia  says  her  Maxoff  will  be ! 

Max.     But  look  at  me  !     What  do  /  get  ? 

Old  W.  {weeping).  My  Maxy  is  not  mean,  Katia  says. 
He  will  take  you,  mutter,  as  his  mutter. 

Max.    {interrupting  her).     I  am  an  orphan  ! 

Old  W.  {sobbing).  He  turns  me  out !  God  of  Abraham, 
what  am  I — so  old  and  friendless — what  am  I  to  do? 

Max.  {worried).  It  is  not  just — no,  I  say  it  is  not  just. 
What  do  /  get? 

Old  W.   {going  up  a).     A  stranger — out  I  go — to  starve  ! 


8  A    BRIDE    FROM    HOME 

Max.     Veil — is  my  fine  new  house  a  charitys? 

Old  W.   {near  door).     I  go — I  go  ! 

Max.   {doggedly).     Yes.     Go ! 

Old  W.  {fumbling  with  latch).  Katia  will  ask,  "  Where 
is  my  poor  old  mutter?  " 

Max.     Stop  ! 

Old  W.   {opening  door).     Katia  vill  weep  ! 

Max.  Stop — I  say!  (Old  W.  turns;  Max.  goes  to  her  ; 
draws  her  back  into  the  room.)  Come  back,  mutter;  take  a 
sit-down.  I  am  foolish,  I  guess — but  to  go  out  there  to  hunger, 
while  Maxoff Come  back,  mutter;  take  another  sit- 
down. 

Old  W.     You  do  not  turn  me  out  ? 

Max.  {shaking  his  head).  No  !  No  !  that  was  my  disap- 
pointments. I  look  for  Katia,  but  you  are  coming.  Never 
mind.  You  are  Katia's  mutter ;  you  shall  be  my  mutter.  You 
stay.  One  day  Katia  will  come  to  us.  See,  I  will  light  the 
samovar.     I  will  make  you  comfortables. 

{He  pushes  her  gently  into  a  chair  by  the  table  and  lights  the 
samovar,  brings  cups  from  man /el.) 

Old  W.   {wiping  her  eyes).     Ach  Gott !  but  you  are  good  ! 

Max.  {cheerfully).  You  are  hungry — yes,  mutter?  Here 
is  the  loaf.  Cut  what  you  will.  Here  is  the  good  Russian  tea 
— eat  and  drinks.      {He  serves  her  kindly.) 

Old  W.  {sitting  and  eating).  Katia  shall  rejoice  when  she 
hears. 

Max.  {drawing  up  a  chair  near  her).  Speak  to  me  of 
Katia.     I  don't  hear  too  much.     Is  she  well  ? 

Old  W.     She  is  well. 

Max.     Goot !     Your  son  has  bad  troubles  in  his  business  ? 

Old  VV.      He  has  troubles. 

Max.  Grant  he  may  prosper  soon  to  give  Katia  the  ticket 
to  come.  It  is  five  years,  mutter,  since  I  ask  Katia — five  years, 
and  many  women  they  court  me  here  in  New  York.  Yes, 
when  they  learn  Katia  is  not  coming  all  the  girls  will  send  the 
schatzen  to  me — Etinka  Brunner,  Sophie  Traubwein,  Paula 
Hengelmugger, — they  haf  sent  alretty ;  but  I  say  no,  I  lofe 
Katia.  See,  mutter,  all  these  things  I  buy  for  Katia — the  table 
— I  pay  three  dollars  for  the  table,  by  himself — the  looking- 
glass — the  chairs,  one,  two,  three  chairs — three  chairs,  and  we 
are  only  two ! 


A    BRIDE    FROM    HOME  9 

Old  W.     You  make  good  business — Maxoff  ? 

Max.  Urn — pretty  good.  I  make  better  when  Katia  is 
coming  and  I  have  her  advisement.  But  I  do  pretty  good. 
(He  draws  a  jewel-case  out  of  his  pocket  and  holds  it  ope?i  for 
Old  VV.  to  see.)     See,  mutter  ! 

Old  VV.   (half  rising).     Ear- rinks  !     Diamonts  ! 

Max.  Diamonts  !  Yes, — I  buy  the  ticket  cheap — for 
Katia. 

Old  W.  (to  herself).  Alretty  diamonts  !  She  was  a  silly 
girl  ! 

Max.     Who  vas  a  silly  girl  ? 

Old  W.     Katia — not  to  wait. 

Max.   (suspicious).     For  what  not  to  vait  ? 

Old  W.     Schwartz  the  shoemaker  ask  her  and  she  promise. 

Max.  (on  his  feet).  What  you  say — you?  Katia,  my 
Katia,  has  promised  Schwartz — broke  her  pledge  to  me — 
Maxoff ! 

Old  W.  My  son  has  troubles — Schwartz  is  rich ;  he  has 
two  cows. 

Max.  Schwartz  has  two  cows — so  ?  Ha  !  ha  !  ha  !  (He 
laughs  bitterly.)  She  will  be  rich  rait  her  two  cows.  She  vill 
nefer  come  now,  nefer,  nefer  !  Katia  vill  not  come  !  (He  be- 
gins to'  laugh  and  breaks  do7vn,  burying  his  face  in  his  hands 
on  the  table.)     Ach,  mutter,  mutter,  mutter  ! 

Old  W.     Poor  Maxoff.     You  love  her  so  ? 

Max.  [lifting  his  head ;  rising).  Do  I  lofe  her?  When  I 
show  you  I  haf  thought  of  no  other, — when  I  work  for  her — 
buy  this  for  her,  that  for  her,  all  these  furnitures  that  now  I 
vill  break,  I  vill  tear,  I  vill  destroy ! 

(He  brandishes  a  chair  as  if  to  hurl  it  down.) 

Old  W.   (catching  his  arm).     No,  no,  no  ! 
Max.     Why  shall  I  keep  what  I  haf  bought  for  Katia?     She 
is  false — a  traitor 


Old  W.     No,  no — your  Katia  ! 

Max.  Nothing  vill  I  keep  to  make  me  think  of  her — and  I 
swear 

Old  W.  (interrupting).  Swear  not — Maxoff;  you  will 
grieve 

Max.,  (lifting  his  arm).  I  swear  I  vill  vork  twice  so  hard, 
night  and  day,  I  vill  vork;  I  vill  make  me  rich,  I  vill  marry 
rich,  and  my  bride  sparkling  rait  gems  I  vill  take  to  see  the 
false  Katia,  and  together  vill  we  spit  on  her  poverty ! 


10  A    BRIDE    FROM    HOME 

(A pause.     Old  W.  tur ns  to  Max.,  who  stands  with  his 
arm  raised  on  high,  up  stage  ?iear  door  c.) 

Old  W.   {solemnly).     Now  must  I  go.     Katia  is  my  blood  ! 

Max.  [dropping  his  arm).  Katia  breaks  her  word — but  I 
keep  mine.      1  have  said  it — stay  !      {Goes  up.) 

Old  W.     Where  do  you  go? 

Max.  Shall  the  Rabbi  come  for  this  foolishness  ?  I  go  to 
tell  him  there  will  be  no  weddings.  No,  but  if  I  had  Schwartz 
the  shoemaker  here  there  would  be  a  fine  funerals  ! 

[Quick  exit,  c. 

Old  W.  {watching  him  off  and  laughing  and  clapping  her 
hands).  Ho,  ho  !  Maxy  !  No  wedding  !  You  are  wrong. 
There  will  be  a  wedding,  there  will  be  a  wedding  ! 

(She  runs  to  mirror  on  mantel  down  r.,  and  begins  to  take 
off  wig.     Mrs.  R.  puts  her  head  in  door.) 

Mrs.  R.     Hist— Katia  ! 

Katia.  Come  here  ;  he  has  gone.  Like  a  charm  it  worked. 
He  goes  in  a  rage — poor  Maxy  half  crazy  with  jealousy. 

Mrs.  R.  {coming  in).  Such  chumps  are  men.  He  dakes 
you  for  an  old  womans  ? 

Katia  {laughing).  For  my  mother — he  takes  me.  But  he 
is  good — he  does  not  turn  her  out.  There  !  {She  throws  wig 
on  the  table  and  arranges  her  own  hair.)  Yes,  Mrs.  Rosen- 
stein,  I  try  Maxy,  and  he  is  pure  gold. 

Mrs.  R.  (helping  take  off  shawl,  etc.,  of  disguise).  Now, 
you  look  like  a  young  girl  again,  pretty  too,  my  dear. 

Katia  (laughing).  Will  Maxy  say  1  am  worth  the  passage 
money? 

Mrs.  R.  You  are  worth  it.  He  has  gone  to  the  Rabbi, 
but  Sol  goes  to  the  Rabbi  first,  the  Rabbi  knows  what  you  haf 
done.  Mr.  Maxoff  vill  go  crazy  when  he  finds  the  mutter  gone 
and  Katia  here. 

Katia.     The  girls,  he  says,  sent  him  the  schatzen. 

Mrs.  R.     It  is  the  truth. 

Katia.     I  believe  it.     Maxy  has  bought  diamonts  ! 

Mrs.  R.     Alretty  !      (She  listens.)     Hist,  he  is  coming  ! 

Katia.     Don't  let  him  see  us.     When  he  comes  in  go 

(She  pushes  Mrs.  R.  behind  door  c,  and  stands  there  with 
her.) 

Enter  Max.  ;  crosses  over  to  door  down  L. 


A    BRIDE    FROM    HOME  II 

Max.  I  must  make  the  bedroom  for  the  mutter.  Ach, 
Katia  !     Katia ! 

{He  goes  in  L.  Katia,  with  her  fingers  on  her  lip,  pushes 
Mrs.  R.  out  c,  and  crosses  to  l.  Stands  by  door  listen- 
ing. Sounds  are  heard  from  L.  of  furniture  being 
shifted.  Katia  smiles  and  sings  softly  the  "  Letter 
Song  "from  "  La  Perichole  " — four  bars.) 

Katia. 

Oh,  mon  cher  amant,  je  te  jure 
Que  je  t'aime  de  tout  mon  coeur, 
Mais  vrai  cette  misere  est  trop  dure, 
Et  nous  avons  trop  de  malheur. 

(She  draws  back  as  she  sings  and  stands  partly  behind  door 
as  Max.  comes  out  of  room  L.) 

Max.     Sorrow  bites  my  ears.     I  hear  a  voice  like  a  silver 

dollar — Katia's  voice {Turns  and  sees  Katia's  back.) 

Mutter,  are  you  hearing,  too,  Katia's  song  ?  (Katia  turns.) 
Katia? 

Katia  (coming forward  smiling).     Yes,  yes. 

Max.  ,   The  old  mutter  ? 

Katia.     Was  Katia. 

Max.  I  am  not  crazy  ?  I  haf  not  got  'em — it  was  all  fool- 
ishness— Schwartz  ? 

Katia.     I  try  my  Maxoff,  and  he  is  pure  gold. 

Max.  Mein  Gott !  I  guess  I  am  going  to  die  mit  so  much 
happiness  ! 

{He  takes  her  in  his  arms  as  the  orchestra  plays  softly  the 
"Letter  Song"  from  "La  Perichole."  Mrs.  R.  and 
Ikey  seen  laughing  in  door  c.) 


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New  Plays 


THE  SAWDUST  OUEEN 

A  Comedy  Drama  in  Three  Acts 
By  Dana  J.  Stevens 
Author  of  "Plain  People,"  "Old  Acre  Folk,"  etc. 
Six  males,  five  females.     Costumes,  modern  ;  scenery,  two  interiors- 
Plays  a  full  evening.     A  play  of  circus  life,  very  picturesque  and  effective 
and  not  difficult  to  get  up.     Unusually  rich  in  character  parts  and  comedy. 
Soubrette  lead ;  ladies'  parts  especially  strong.     Can  be  recommended. 
Free  for  amateur  performance.  Price,  25  cents. 

CHARACTERS 

Deacon  Matthew  Sterling. 

Ned  Sterling,  his  son. 

Miss  Prudence  Prue,        1 

Miss  Patricia  Prossitt,    \  three  maiden  ladies,  his  cousins. 

Miss  Patience  Prouty,     ) 

Mr.  Silas  Hankum,  his  solicitor. 

Adanirum  George  Washington  Hobbes,  proprietor  of  "The 

Great  Forever  Circus." 
Toney  O'Hara,  an  old  clown. 

The  Herr  Professor,  acrobat  and  flying  trapeze  man, 
Hulda  Schwartz,  strong  lady  and  snake  charmer. 
Starlight,  the  sawdust  queen. 

SYNOPSIS 


Act  I.— Inside  the  dressing  tent  of  "The  Great  Forever 
Circus." 

Act  II.— Three  days  later.  The  living  room  in  the  Sterling 
homestead. 

Act  III.— Several  days  later.     Inside  the  dressing  tent  again. 

THE  SUMMERVILLE  BAZAR 

An  Entertainment  in  One  Act 

By  Frank  Towslee 
Twenty-one  males,  thirty-one  females  are  called  for,  but  this  number 
can  be  greatly  reduced  by  «  doubling  "  or  by  curtailing  the  length  of  the 
entertainment.  No  scenery  required  ;  costumes,  modern.  Plays  about  an 
hour  with  specialties  introduced  when  called  for.  This  is  a  humorous 
picture  of  a  church  sale,  depending  upon  its  characters  and  incidents, 
which  are  home  thrusts  in  almost  any  community,  for  its  success.  It  ends 
with  a  sale  by  auction  which  may  be  made  a  real  one,  if  desired,  to  actu- 
ally end  up  a  fair.  This  entertainment  will  serve  as  an  admirable  frame 
for  a  vaudeville  entertainment,  being  designed  to  introduce  songs,  dances 
or  recitations  at  intervals  in  its  action,  but  may  be  played  wholly  without 
them,  as  a  straight  entertainment,  if  it  is  preferred.        Price,  23  cents. 


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VALLEY    FARM 
A  Drama  in  Four  Acts 

By  Arthur  Lewis  Tubbs 
Six  males,  six  females.  Scenery,  two  interiors  and  an  exterior.  Cos- 
tumes modern.  This  play  is  powerfully  emotional,  but  is  relieved  by 
plenty  of  humor.  An  admirable  play  for  amateurs,  very  sympathetic  in 
theme,  and  with  lots  of  good  parts.  Hetty  is  a  strong  lead,  and  Perry 
Deane  and  Silas  great  parts;  while  Azariah,  Lizy  Ann  Tucker  and  Ver- 
bena are  full  of  fun.  Plays  a  full  evening. 
Price,  25  cents 

WILLOWDALE 
A  Play  in  Three  Acts 

By  Arthur  Lewis  Tubbs 
Seven  males,  five  females.  Scenery,  two  easy  interiors;  costumes 
modern.  This  is  a  play  of  exceptional  interest  and  power.  Its  combina- 
tion of  humor  and  emotional  interest  makes  it  almost  certain  to  please  any 
audience.  Admirably  suited  for  amateur  performance,  all  the  parts  being 
good.  Godfrey  is  an  admirable  heavy  part,  Joel,  Lem  and  Simon  capital 
character  parts,  Mis'  Hazey  a  novel  eccentric  bit,  and  Oleander  a  part  of 
screaming  comedy.  Plays  two  hours  and  a  quarter. 
Price,  25  cents 

DOWN    IN    MAINE 

A  Drama  in  Four  Acts 

By  Charles  Townsend 
Eight  male,  four  female  characters.  This  charming  play  is  Mr. 
Townsend's  masterpiece.  There  are  no  villains,  no  "  heroics,"  no  tangled 
plot  nor  sentimental  love-scenes;  yet  the  climaxes  are  strong,  the  action 
brisk,  and  the  humor  genial,  and  the  characters  strongly  drawn.  Can  be 
played  in  any  hall ;  scenery,  of  the  easiest  sort.  No  shifting  during  any 
act.  Properties,  few  and  simple ;  costumes  modern.  Plays  a  full  evening. 
Strongly  recommended. 

Price,  25  cents 

BAR    HAVEN 

A  Comedy  in  Three  Acts 

By  Gordan  V.  May 
Six  males,  five  females.  Costumes  modern ;  scenery,  two  interiors 
and  an  exterior,  not  difficult.  Plays  two  hours.  An  excellent  piece, 
cleverly  mingling  a  strongly  serious  interest  with  abundant  humor.  Offers 
a  great  variety  of  good  parts  of  nearly  equal  opportunity.  Admirably 
guited  for  amateur  performance,  and  strongly  recommended, 
Price,  25  cents 


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THE  SISTERHOOD  OF  BRIDGET 

A  Farce  in  Three  Acts 

By  Robert  Elwin  Ford 

Seven  males,  six  females.  Costumes  modern ;  scenery,  easy  interiors, 
Plays  two  hours.  An  easy,  effective  and  very  humorous  piece  turning 
upon  the  always  interesting  servant-girl  question.  A  very  unusual  num- 
ber of  comedy  parts;  all  the  parts  good.  Easy  to  get  up  and  well  rec- 
ommended. 

Pricey  25  cents 

CHARACTERS 

Edward  Mason,  a  wealthy  stock-  Mrs.  Mason,  socialist  and  as* 

broker,  thete. 

Lord    Curton,  in  search    of  a  Eleanor    Mason,   her   daugh- 

wife  with  money,  ter. 

Ward   Leighton,    lieutenant  of  Bridget,  the  cook, 

the  176th  Regiment,  Josie    Riley,   \  ,             . . 

MikeMcShane,  driver  of  a  milk-  Emma  Hone,  j 

cart.  Mary  Macrae,  Jimmy's  sister. 

Jimmy    Macrae,  page    at    Mr.  Timothy  Rotjke,  house  painter. 

Mason's,  William,  butler  at  Mr.  Mason's, 

THE  ALL-AMERICA  ELEVEN 

By  M,  N,  Beebe 

Twelve  males.  Costumes  modern  ;  scenery  unnecessary.  Plays  fifteen 
minutes.  An  up-to-date  and  popular  entertainment  for  boys  in  one  scene, 
sure  to  please  both  the  boys  and  the  audience.  Characters :  Football  Boy, 
Baseball  Boy,  Tennis  Boy,  Office  Boy,  Messenger  Boy,  Country  Boy, 
Chinese  Boy,  Jewish  Boy,  Irish  Boy,  Indian  Boy,  Negro  Boy  and  Trainer. 
Price,  15  cents 

TAKING  THE  THIRD  DEGREE 
IN  THE  GRANGE 

By  A.  C.  Daniels 

Seventeen  males.     Costumes  eccentric  ;  scenery  unnecessary.    Plays  ten 
minutes.     A  burlesque  initiation  in  one  act,  especially  adapted  for  a  Grange 
entertainment.     Very  simple,  very  clean  and  wholly  lacking  in  horse-play 
»nd  acrobatics.     Well  suited  for  its  purpose. 
Price  1  I  J  cent* 


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THE  COLONEL'S  MAID 

A  Comedy  in  Three  Acts 

By  C.  Leona  Dairymple 

Author  of  "The  Time  of  His  Life,"  "The  Land  of  Night,"  etc. 

Six  males,  three  females.  Costumes,  modern  ;  scenery,  two  interiors. 
Plays  a  full  evening.  An  exceptionally  bright  and  amusing  comedy,  full 
of  action  ;  all  the  parts  good.  Capital  Chinese  low  comedy  part ;  two 
first-class  old  men.  This  is  a  very  exceptional  piece  and  can  be  strongly 
recommended.  Price,  25  cents 

CHARACTERS 

Colonel  Robert  Rudd,  a  widower  of  ] 

<*££*£!£>   BvRD>*   w*w[    ™,1alfy  antagonistic, 
of  South  Carolina  j 

Bob*  Rudd  BYRD  }   not  so  antag°nistic  as  iheir  respective  fathers. 
Mrs.  J.  John  Carroll,   a  widow,   and  Colonel  Rudd's  sister- 
in-law. 
Julia  Carroll,  her  daughter. 

Ned  Graydon,  a  young  gentleman  of  exceedingly  faulty  memory. 
Mr.  James  Baskom,  Colotiel Rudd's  lawyer. 

Ching-ah-ling,  the  Chinese  cook,  a  bit  itnpertinent  but  by  far  the 
most  important  individual  in  the  cast. 
SYNOPSIS 
Act   I. — Early  morning  in  the  kitchen  of  the  Rudd  bachelor 
establishment. 

Act  II. — The  Rudd  library,  five  days  later. 
Act  III. — The  same.     Evening  of  the  same  day. 

BREAKING  THE  ENGAGEMENT 

A  Farce  in  One  Act 

By  W.  C.  Parker 

Two  males,  one  female.    Costumes,  modern  ;  scene,  an  interior.     Plays 

twenty  minutes      A  quick  playing  little  piece  suitable  for  vaudeville  use. 

Very  bright  and  snappy  and  strongly  recommended. 

Price,  15  cents 

A  PAPER  MATCH 

A  Farce  in  One  Act 

By  E.  W.  Burt,  M.  D. 
Two  males,  two  females.     Costumes,  modern  ;  scene,  an  interior.    Plays 
thirty  five   minutes.     Four  rustic  characters,  all    good.     The  heroine  ad- 
vertises for  a  husband  and  gets  her  aunt's  old  beau  to  their  mutual  horror. 
Very  funny,  easy  and  effective.  Price,  >f  cents 


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111b  IHU1WUA1L  Scenery,  three  interiors,  rather  elaborate; 
oostumes,  modern.    Plays  a  full  evening. 

THE  SCHOOLMISTRESS    fa™to^e«Aets.Ninemales,seven 
females.  Costumes,  modern ;  scenery, 
three  interiors.    Plays  a  full  evening. 

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tumea,  modern ;  scenery,  three  interiors.    Plays  a  full  evening. 

SWEET  LAVENDER    Comedy  **  Three  Act8-    Seven  males,  four 
females.   Scene,  a  single  interior;  costumes, 
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THF  TIMFS    Comedy  in  Four  Acts.    Six  males,  seven  females. 
Scene,  a  single  interior ;  costumes,  modern.    Plays  a 
full  evening. 

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females.    Costumes,  modern ;  soenery,  two 
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males,  four  females.    Costumes, 
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AQ  VftIT  I  WV  IT  Comedy  in  Five  Acts.  Thirteen  males,  four 
A  J  lUl)  I4IAJU  II  females.  Costumes,  picturesque  ;  scenery,  va- 
ried.   Plays  a  full  evening. 

f  A  MIT  IF  Drama  in  Five  Acts.  Nine  males,  five  females.  Cos- 
vAiHlLfL<L<f    tumes,  modern  ;  scenery,  varied.    Plays  a  full  evening. 

IMfiHMAD  Play  In  Five  Acts.  Thirteen  males,  three  females. 
InUVlTlAlV    Scenery  varied ;  costumes,  Greek.   Plays  a  full  evening. 

MAPV  ^TTIAPT  Tragedy  in  Five  Acts.  Thirteen  males,  four  fe- 
ITlAIVi  D  1UAI11  males,  and  supernumeraries.  Costumes,  of  the 
period  ,  scenery,  varied  and  elaborate.     Plays  a  full  evening. 

THE  MERCHANT  OF  VENICE  SSSfiSSEffi:  ceo™ 

ipipturesque  ;  scenery  varied.    Plays  a  full  evening. 

DIPHPHPII  Play  in  Five  Acts.  Fifteen  males,  two  females.  Scen- 
JVlvllCUIvU  ery  elaborate  ;  costumes  of  the  period.  Plays  a  full 
evening. 

THP  UIVAIC  Comedy  in  Five  Acts.  Nine  males,  five  females. 
1 I1C  HI  Y  Aho  Scenery  varied ;  costumes  of  the  period.  Plays  a 
full  evening. 

SHE  STOOPS  1.0  CONQUER  males,  four  females0  Scenery  va- 
ried ;  costumes  of  the  period.    Plays  a  full  evening. 

TWELFTH  NIGHT;  OR,  WHAT  YOU  WILL  SS^-SEI 

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