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THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN 


SIR  WALTER  SCOTT 
was  born  in  Ed'mhurgh  on  August 
i§th,  17 Ji.  He  was  educated  for 
the  bar,  but  eventually  turned  his 
attention  to  poetry  and  literature, 
and,  as  the  anonymous  author  of 
The  Waverley  Novels,  was  destined 
to  become  one  of  the  greatest  of 
British  novelists.  Scott  purchased 
Abbotsford  on  the  Tweed  and  was 
on  the  flood'-tide  of  success  when  the 
failure  of  Ballantyne,  his  publisher, 
saddled  him  with  enormous  liabili- 
ties. He  was  then  55  years  of  age, 
but  as  the  result  of  heroic  labour 
and  self-sacrifice  he  repaid  his 
creditors  £jo,ooo  within  five  years, 
re-purchased  his  estate,  and,  on  his 
death,  his  obligations  were  met  in 
full.  He  was  created  a  baronet  in 
1820,  avowed  the  authorship  of 
the  novels  in  1827,  and  died  on 
September  21st,  i8j2. 


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THE  HEART  OF 
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INTRODUCTION 

TO  THB 

HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 


The  author  has  stated,  in  the  preface  to  the  Chronicles  of 
the  Canongate,  1827,  that  he  received  from  an  anonymous 
correspondent  an  account  of  the  incident  upon  which  the 
following-  story  is  founded.  He  is  now  at  liberty  to  say, 
that  the  information  was  conveyed  to  him  by  a  late  amiable 
and  ingenious  lady,  whose  wit  and  power  of  remarking 
and  judging  of  character  still  survive  in  the  memory  of 
her  friends.  Her  maiden  name  was  Miss  Helen  Lawson, 
of  Girthhead,  and  she  was  wife  of  Thomas  Goldie,  Esq.,  of 
Craigmule,  Commissary  of  Dumfries. 

Her  communication  was  in  these  words  : — 

•'I  had  taken  for  summer  lodgings  a  cottage  near  the 
old  Abbey  of  LIncluden.  It  had  formerly  been  Inhabited 
by  a  lady  who  had  pleasure  In  embellishing  cottages,  which 
she  found  perhaps  homely  and  even  poor  enough  ;  mine, 
therefore,  possessed  many  marks  of  taste  and  elegance 
unusual  in  this  species  of  habitation  in  Scotland,  where  a 
cottage  Is  literally  what  Its  name  declares. 

"From  my  cottage  door  I  had  a  partial  view  of  the  old 
Abbey  before  mentioned  ;  some  of  the  highest  arches  were 
seen  over,  and  some  through,  the  trees  scattered  along  a 
lane  which  led  down  to  the  ruin,  and  the  strange  fantastic 
shapes  of  almost  all  those  old  ashes  accorded  wonder- 
fully well  with  the  building  they  at  once  shaded  and 
ornamented. 

"The  Abbey  itself  from  my  door  was  almost  on  a  level 
with  the  cottage  ;  but  on  coming  to  the  end  of  the  lane, 
it  was  discovered  to  be  situated  on  a  high  perpendicular 


lo  INTRODUCTION  TO 

bank,  at  the  foot  of  which  run  the  clear  waters  of  th« 
Cluden,  where  they  hasten  to  join  the  sweeping  Nith, 

Whose  distant  roaring-  swells  and  fa's. 

As  my  kitchen  and  parlour  were  not  very  far  distant,  I  one 
day  went  in  to  purchase  some  chickens  from  a  person  I 
heard  offering  them  for  sale.  It  was  a  little,  rather  stout- 
looking  woman,  who  seemed  to  be  between  seventy  and 
eighty  years  of  age  ;  she  was  almost  covered  with  a  tartan 
plaid,  and  her  cap  had  over  it  a  black  silk  hood,  tied  under 
the  chin,  a  piece  of  dress  still  much  in  use  among  elderly 
women  of  that  rank  of  life  in  Scotland  ;  her  eyes  were  dark, 
and  remarkably  lively  and  intelligent ;  I  entered  into  con- 
versation with  her,  and  began  by  asking  how  she  maintained 
herself,  etc. 

"She  said  that  in  winter  she  footed  stockings,  that  is, 
knit  feet  to  country-people's  stockings,  which  bears  about 
the  same  relation  to  stocking-knitting  that  cobbling 
does  to  shoe-making,  and  is,  of  course,  both  less  profitable 
and  less  dignified ;  she  likewise  taught  a  few  children  to 
read,  and  in  summer  she  whiles  reared  a  few  chickens. 

"  I  said  I  could  venture  to  guess  from  her  face  she  had 
never  been  married.  She  laughed  heartily  at  this,  and 
£aid,  *  I  maun  hae  the  queerest  face  that  ever  was  seen, 
that  ye  could  guess  that.  Now,  do  tell  me,  madam,  how 
ye  cam  to  think  sae?'  I  told  her  it  was  from  her  cheerful, 
disengaged  countenance.  She  said,  '  Mem,  have  ye  na 
far  mair  reason  to  be  happy  than  me,  wi'  a  gude  husband, 
and  a  fine  family  o'  bairns,  and  plenty  o'  everything?  for 
me,  I'm  the  puirest  o'  a'  puir  bodies,  and  can  hardly  contrive 
to  keep  mysell  alive  in  a'  the  wee  bits  o'  ways  I  hae  tell't 
ye.'  After  some  more  conversation,  during  which  I  was 
more  and  more  pleased  with  the  old  woman's  sensible  con- 
versation, and  the  na'tveU  of  her  remarks,  she  rose  to  go 
away,  when  1  asked  her  name.  Her  countenance  suddenly 
clouded,  and  she  said  gravely,  rather  colouring,  •  My  name 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  ii 

is  Helen  Walker ;  but  your  husband  kens  weel  about 
me.' 

"  In  the  evening  I  related  how  much  I  had  been  pleased, 
and  enquired  what  was  extraordinary  in  the  history  of  the 

poor  woman.     Mr. said,  there  were  perhaps  few  more 

remarkable  people  than  Helen  Walker.  She  had  been  left 
an  orphan,  with  the  charge  of  a  sister  considerably  younger 
than  herself,  and  who  was  educated  and  maintained  by  her 
exertions.  Attached  to  her  by  so  many  ties,  therefore,  it 
will  not  be  easy  to  conceive  her  feelings,  when  she  found 
that  this  only  sister  must  be  tried  by  the  laws  of  her  country 
for  child-murder,  and  upon  being  called  as  principal 
witness  against  her.  The  counsel  for  the  prisoner  told 
Helen,  that  if  she  could  declare  that  her  sister  had  made 
any  preparations,  however  slight,  or  had  given  her  any 
intimation  on  the  subject,  that  such  a  statement  would  save 
her  sister's  life,  as  she  was  the  principal  witness  against 
her.  Helen  said,  '  It  is  impossible  for  me  to  swear  to  a 
falsehood ;  and,  whatever  may  be  the  consequence,  I  will 
give  my  oath  according  to  my  conscience.' 

"The  trial  came  on,  and  the  sister  was  found  guilty 
and  condemned ;  but  in  Scotland  six  weeks  must  elapse 
between  the  sentence  and  the  execution,  and  Helen  Walker 
availed  herself  of  it  The  very  day  of  her  sister's  con- 
demnation, she  got  a  petition  drawn  up,  stating  the 
peculiar  circumstances  of  the  case,  and  that  very  night  set 
out  on  foot  to  London. 

"Without  introduction  or  recommendation,  with  her 
simple  (perhaps  Ill-expressed)  petition,  drawn  up  by  some 
Inferior  clerk  of  the  court,  she  presented  herself,  in  her 
tartan  plaid  and  country  attire,  to  the  late  Duke  of  Argyle, 
who  immediately  procured  the  pardon  she  petitioned  for, 
and  Helen  returned  with  it,  on  foot,  just  in  time  to  save 
her  sister. 

"I  was  so  strongly  interested  by  this  narrative,  that 
I    determined    immediately   to  prosecute    my  acquaintance 


12  INTRODUCTION  TO 

with  Helen  Walker;  but  as  I  was  to  leave  the  country 
next  day,  I  was  obliged  to  defer  it  till  my  return  in 
spring,  when  the  first  walk  I  took  was  to  Helen  Walker's 
cottage. 

"She  had  died  a  short  time  before.  My  regret  was 
extreme,  and  I  endeavoured  to  obtain  some  account  of 
Helen  from  an  old  woman  who  inhabited  the  other  end 
of  her  cottage.  I  enquired  if  Helen  ever  spoke  of  her 
past  history,  her  journey  to  London,  etc.  '  Na,'  the  old 
woman  said,  *  Helen  was  a  wily  body,  and  whene'er  ony 
o'  the  neebors  asked  anything  about  it,  she  aye  turned 
the  conversation. ' 

"  In  short,  every  answer  I  received  only  tended  to  increase 
my  regret,  and  raise  my  opinion  of  Helen  Walker,  who 
could  unite  so  much  prudence  with  so  much  heroic  virtue." 

This  nari'ative  was  enclosed  in  the  following  letter  to 
the  author,  without  date  or  signature  : — 

"Sir, — The  occurrence  just  related  happened  to  me  26  years 
ago.  Helen  Walker  lies  buried  in  the  churchyard  of  Irongray, 
about  six  miles  from  Dumfries.  I  once  proposed  that  a  small 
monument  should  have  been  erected  to  commemorate  so  remark- 
able a  character,  but  I  now  prefer  leaving;  it  to  you  to  perpetuate 
her  memory  in  a  more  durable  manner." 

The  reader  is  now  able  to  judge  how  far  the  author  has 
improved  upon,  or  fallen  short  of,  the  pleasing  and  interest- 
ing sketch  of  high  principle  and  steady  aifection  displayed 
by  Helen  Walker,  the  prototype  of  the  fictitious  Jeanie 
Deans.  Mrs.  Goldie  was  unfortunately  dead  before  the 
author  had  given  his  name  to  these  volumes,  so  he 
lost  all  opportunity  of  thanking  that  lady  for  her 
highly  valuable  communication.  But  her  daughter, 
Miss  Goldie,  obliged  him  with  the  following  additional 
information. 

•'  Mrs.  Goldie  endeavoured  to  collect  further  particulars 


THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  13 

of  Helen  Walker,  particularly  concerning  her  journey  to 
London,  but  found  this  nearly  impossible ;  as  the  natural 
dignity  of  her  character,  and  a  high  sense  of  family 
respectability,  made  her  so  indissolubly  connect  her  sister's 
disgrace  with  her  own  exertions,  that  none  of  her  neighbours 
durst  ever  question  her  upon  the  subject.  One  old  woman, 
a  distant  relation  of  Helen's,  and  who  is  still  living,  says 
she  worked  an  harvest  with  her,  but  that  she  never  ventured 
to  ask  her  about  her  sister's  trial,  or  her  journey  to 
London;  'Helen,'  she  added,  'was  a  lofty  body,  and 
used  a  high  style  o'  language.*  The  same  old  woman 
says,  that  every  year  Helen  received  a  cheese  from  her 
sister,  who  lived  at  Whitehaven,  and  that  she  always  sent 
a  liberal  portion  of  it  to  herself  or  to  her  father's  family. 
This  fact,  though  trivial  in  itself,  strongly  marks  the 
affection  subsisting  between  the  two  sisters,  and  the 
complete  conviction  on  the  mind  of  the  criminal,  that 
her  sister  had  acted  solely  from  high  principle,  not  from 
any  want  of  feeling,  which  another  small  but  characteristic 
trait  will  further  illustrate.  A  gentleman,  a  relation  of 
Mrs.  Goldie's,  who  happened  to  be  travelling  in  the  North 
of  England,  on  coming  to  a  small  inn,  was  shown  into 
the  parlour  by  a  female  servant,  who,  after  cautiously 
shutting  the  door,  said,  'Sir,  I'm  Nelly  Walker's  sister.' 
Thus  practically  showing  that  she  considered  her  sister 
as  better  known  by  her  high  conduct,  than  even  herself 
by  a  different  kind  of  celebrity. 

"  Mrs.  Goldie  was  extremely  anxious  to  have  a  tomb- 
stone and  an  inscription  upon  it,  erected  in  Irongray 
churchyard ;  and  if  Sir  Walter  Scott  will  condescend  to 
write  the  last,  a  little  subscription  could  be  easily  raised 
in  the  immediate  neighbourhood,  and  Mrs.  Goldie's  wish 
be  thus  fulfilled." 

It  is  scarcely  necessary  to  add,  that  the  request  of  Miss 
Goldie  will  be  most  willingly  complied  with,  and  with- 
out the  necessity  of  any  tax  on  the  public.     Nor  is  there 


14  INTRODUCTION. 

much  occasion  to  repeat  how  much  the  author  conceives 
himself  obliged  to  his  unknown  correspondent,  who  thus 
supplied  him  with  a  theme  affording  such  a  pleasing 
view  of  the  moral  dignity  of  virtue,  though  unaided  by  birth, 
beauty,  or  talent.  If  the  picture  has  suffered  in  the  execu- 
tion, it  is  from  the  failure  of  the  author's  powers  to  present 
in  detail  the  same  simple  and  striking  portrait  exhibited 
in  Mrs.  Goldie's  letter, 

Abbotsford,  April  i,  1850. 


POSTSCRIPT. 

Although  it  would  be  impossible  to  add  much  to  Mrs. 
Goldie's  picturesque  and  most  interesting  account  of 
Helen  Walketj  the  prototype  of  the  imaginary  Jeanie 
Deans,  the  Editor  may  be  pardoned  for  introducing  two 
or  three  anecdotes  respecting  tliat  excellent  person,  which 
he  has  collected  from  a  volume  entitled.  Sketches  from 
Nature,  by  John  M'Diarmid,  a  gentleman  who  conducts 
an  able  provincial  paper  in  the  town  of  Dumfries. 

Helen  w^as  the  daughter  of  a  small  farmer  in  a  place 
called  Dalwhairn,  in  the  parish  of  Irongray  ;  where,  after 
the  death  of  her  father,  she  continued,  with  the  unassuming 
piety  of  a  Scottish  peasant,  to  support  her  mother  by  her 
own  unremitted  labour  and  privations  ;  a  case  so  common, 
that  even  yet,  I  am  proud  to  say,  few  of  my  countrywomen 
would  shrink  from  the  duty. 

Helen  Walker  was  held  among  her  equals  pensy,  that 
is,  proud  or  conceited ;  but  the  facts  brought  to  prove 
this  accusation  seem  only  to  evince  a  strength  of  character 
superior  to  those  around  her.  Thus  it  was  remarked, 
that  when  it  thundered,  she  went  with  her  work  and  her 
Bible  to  the  front  of  the  cottage,  alleging  that  the  Almighty 
could  smite  in  the  city  as  well  as  in  the  field. 

Mr.  M'Diarmid  mentions  more  particularly  the  misfortune 
of  her  sister,  which  he  supposes  to  have  taken  place  previous 
to  1736.  Helen  Walker,  declining  ever)'  proposal  of  saving 
her  relation's  life  at  the  expense  of  truth,  borrowed  a  sum 
of  money  sufficient  for  her  journey,  walked  the  whole  distance 
to  London  barefoot,  and  made  her  way  to  John  Duke  of 
Argyle.     She   was   heard   to  say  that,    by  the  Almighty's 


i6  POSTSCRIPT. 

strength,  she  had  been  enabled  to  meet  the  Duke  at  the 
most  critical  moment,  which,  if  lost,  would  have  caused 
the  inevitable  forfeiture  of  her  sister's  life. 

Isabella,  or  Tibby  Walker,  saved  from  the  fate  which 
impended  over  her,  was  married  by  the  person  who  had 
wronged  her  (named  Waugh),  and  lived  happy  for  great 
part  of  a  century,  uniformly  acknowledging  the  extra- 
ordinary affection  to  which  she  owed  her  preservation. 

Helen  Walker  died  about  the  end  of  the  year  1791,  and 
her  remains  are  interred  in  the  churchyard  of  her  native 
parish  of  Irongray,  in  a  romantic  cemetery  on  the  banks 
of  the  Cairn.  That  a  character  so  distinguished  for  her 
undaunted  love  of  virtue,  lived  and  died  in  poverty,  if  not 
want,  serves  only  to  show  us  how  insignificant,  in  the 
sight  of  Heaven,  are  our  principal  objects  of  ambition  upon 
earth. 


The  Heart  of  Mid-Lothian. 


CHAPTER  I. 

BEING   INTRODUCTORY. 

So  down  thy  hill,  romantic  Ashbourn,  glides 
The  Derby  dilly,  carrying  six  insides. 

Frere. 

The  times  have  changed  in  nothing  more  (we  follow  as 
we  were  wont  the  manuscript  of  Peter  Pattieson)  than  in 
the  rapid  conveyance  of  intelligence  and  communication 
betwixt  one  part  of  Scotland  and  another.  It  is  not  above 
twenty  or  thirty  years,  according  to  the  evidence  of  many 
credible  witnesses  now  alive,  since  a  little  miserable  horse- 
cart,  performing  with  difficulty  a  journey  of  thirty  miles 
per  diem,  carried  our  mails  from  the  capital  of  Scotland  to 
its  extremity.  Nor  was  Scotland  much  more  deficient  in 
these  accommodations,  than  our  richer  sister  had  been 
about  eighty  years  before.  Fielding,  in  his  Tom  Jones, 
and  Farquhar,  in  a  little  farce  called  the  Stage-Coach, 
have  ridiculed  the  slowness  of  these  vehicles  of  public 
accommodation.  According  to  the  latter  authority,  the 
highest  bribe  could  only  induce  the  coachman  to  promise 
to  anticipate  by  half  an  hour  the  usual  time  of  his  arrival 
at  the  Bull  and'  Mouth. 

But  in  both  countries  these  ancient,  slow,  and  sure  modes 
of  conveyance  are  now  alike  unknown  ;  mail-coach  races 
against  mail-coach,  and  high -flyer  against  high -flyer, 
through  the  most  remote  districts  of  Britain.  And  in  our 
village  alone,  three  post-coaches,  and  four  coaches  with 
men  armed,  and  in  scarlet  cassocks,  thunder  through  the 
streets  each  day,  and  rival  in  brilliancy  and  noise  the 
invention  of  the  celebrated  tyrant : — 

Demens,  qui  nimbos  et  non  imitahile  fulmen, 
j£,re  et  cornipedum  pulsu,  simuiarat,  eguorum. 

Now_  and  then,  to  complete  the  resemblance,  and  to 
correct' the  presumption  of  the  venturous  charioteers,  it 
does   happen   that  the  career  of   these  dashing  rivals  of 


i8  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

Salmoneus  meets  with  as  undesirable  and  violent  a 
termination  as  that  of  their  prototype.  It  is  on  such 
occasions  that  the  Insides  and  Outsides,  to  use  the 
appropriate  veliicular  phrases,  have  reason  to  rue  the 
exchange  of  the  slow  and  safe  motion  of  the  ancient  Fly- 
coaches,  which,  compared  with  the  chariots  of  Mr.  Palmer, 
so  ill  deserve  the  name.  The  ancient  vehicle  used  to 
settle  quietly  down,  like  a  ship  scuttled  and  left  to  sink 
by  the  gradual  influx  of  the  waters,  while  the  modern  is 
smashed  to  pieces  with  the  velocity  of  the  same  vessel 
hurled  against  breakers,  or  rather  with  the  fury  of  a  bomb 
bursting  at  the  conclusion  of  its  career  through  the  air. 
The  late  ingenious  Mr.  Pennant,  whose  humour  it  was  to 
set  his  face  in  stern  opposition  to  these  speedy  conveyances, 
had  collected,  I  have  heard,  a  formidable  list  of  such 
casualties,  which,  joined  to  the  imposition  of  innkeepers, 
whose  charges  the  passengers  had  no  time  to  dispute, 
the  sauciness  of  the  coachman,  and  the  uncontrolled  and 
despotic  authority  of  the  tyrant  called  the  Guard,  held 
forth  a  picture  of  horror,  to  which  murder,  theft,  fraud, 
and  peculation,  lent  all  their  dark  colouring.  But  that 
which  gratifies  the  impatience  of  the  human  disposition, 
will  be  practised  in  the  teeth  of  danger,  and  in  defiance 
of  admonition ;  and,  in  despite  of  the  Cambrian  antiquary, 
mail-coaches  not  only  roll  their  thunders  round  the  base 
of  Penman-Maur  and  Cader-Edris,  but 

Frighted  Skiddaw  hears  afar 
The  rattling  of  the  unscythed  car. 

And  perhaps  the  echoes  of  Ben  Nevis  may  soon  be  awakened 
by  the  bugle,  not  of  a  warlike  chieftain,  but  of  the  guard 
of  a  mail-coach. 

It  was  a  fine  summer  day,  and  our  little  school  had 
obtained  a  half  holiday,  by  the  intercession  of  a  good- 
humoured  visitor.*  I  expected  by  the  coach  a  new  number 
of  an  interesting  periodical  publication,  and  walked  forward 
on  the  highway  to  meet  It,  with  the  impatience  which 
Cowper  has  described  as  actuating  the  resident  in  the 
country  when  longing  for  intelligence  from  the  mart 
of  news : — 

•  His  honour  Gilbert  Goslinn  of  Gandercleugh ;  for  I  love  to  be  precise  in 
m.-itter*  of  importance. — J.  C 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  19 

-The  grand  debate, 


The  popular  harang-ue — the  tart  reply — 
The  logic,  and  the  wisdom,  and  the  wit. 
And  the  loud  laugh — I  long  to  know  them  all ; 
I  burn  to  set  the  imprison'd  wranglers  free, 
And  give  them  voice  and  utterance  again. 

It  was  with  such  feelings  that  I  eyed  the  approach  of  the 
new  coach,  lately  established  on  our  road,  and  known  by 
the  name  of  the  Somerset,  which,  to  say  truth,  possesses 
some  interest  for  me,  even  when  it  conveys  no  such  im- 
portant information.  Tlie  distant  tremulous  sound  of  its 
wheels  was  heard  just  as  I  gained  the  summit  of  the  gentle 
ascent,  called  the  Goslin  Brae,  from  which  you  command 
an  extensive  view  down  the  valley  of  the  river  Gander.  The 
public  road,  which  comes  up  the  side  of  that  stream,  and 
crosses  it  at  a  bridge  about  a  quarter  of  a  mile  from  the 
place  where  I  was  standing,  runs  partly  through  enclosures 
and  plantations,  and  partly  through  open  pasture  land.  It 
is  a  childish  amusement  perhaps — but  my  life  has  been  spent 
with  children,  and  why  should  not  my  pleasures  be  like 
theirs  ? — childish  as  it  is,  then,  I  must  own  I  have  had  great 
pleasure  in  watching  the  approach  of  the  carriage,  where 
the  openings  of  the  road  permit  it  to  be  seen.  The  gay 
glancing  of  the  equipage,  its  diminished  and  toy -like 
appearance  at  a  distance,  contrasted  with  the  rapidity  of 
its  motion,  its  appearance  and  disappearance  at  intervals, 
and  the  progressively  increasing  sounds  that  announce  its 
nearer  approach,  have  all  to  the  Idle  and  listless  spectator, 
who  has  nothing  more  important  to  attend  to,  something  of 
awakening  interest  The  ridicule  may  attach  to  me,  which 
Is  flung  upon  many  an  honest  citizen,  who  watches  from 
the  window  of  his  villa  the  passage  of  the  stage-coach  ;  but 
It  is  a  very  natural  source  of  amusement  notwithstanding, 
and  many  of  those  who  join  in  the  laugh  are  perhaps  not 
unused  to  resort  to  it  in  secret. 

On  the  present  occasion,  however,  fate  had  decreed  that 
I  should  not  enjoy  the  consummation  of  the  amusement  by 
seeing  the  coach  rattle  past  me  as  I  sat  on  th«  turf,  and 
hearing  the  hoarse,  grating  voice  of  the  guard  as  he 
skimmed  forth  for  my  grasp  the  expected  packet,  without 
the  carriage  checking  its  couise  for  an  Instant.  I  had 
seen  the  vehicle  thunder  down  the  hill  that  leads  to  the 
bridge  with  more  than  its  usual  impetuosity,  glittering  all 


20  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

the  while  by  flashes  from  a  cloudy  tabernacle  of  the  dust 
which  it  had  raised,  and  leaving  a  train  behind  it  on  the 
road  resembling  a  wreath  of  summer  mist.  But  it  did 
not  appear  on  the  top  of  the  nearer  bank  within  the  usual 
space  of  three  minutes,  which  frequent  observation  had 
enabled  me  to  ascertain  was  the  medium  time  for  crossing 
the  bridge  and  mounting  the  ascent.  When  double  that 
space  had  elapsed,  I  became  alarmed,  and  walked  hastily 
forward.  As  I  came  in  sight  of  the  bridge,  the  cause  of 
delay  was  too  manifest,  for  the  Somerset  had  made  a 
summerset  in  good  earnest,  and  overturned  so  completely, 
that  it  was  literally  resting  upon  the  ground,  with  the  roof 
undermost,  and  the  four  wheels  in  the  air.  The  "exertions 
of  the  guard  and  coachman,"  both  of  whom  were  gratefully 
commemorated  in  the  newspapers,  having  succeeded  in 
disentangling  the  horses  by  cutting  the  harness,  were  now 
proceeding  to  extricate  the  insides  by  a  sort  of  summary 
and  Csesarean  process  of  delivery,  forcing  the  hinges  from 
one  of  the  doors  which  they  could  not  open  otherwise.  In 
this  manner  were  two  disconsolate  damsels  set  at  liberty 
from  the  womb  of  the  leathern  conveniency.  As  they  im- 
mediately began  to  settle  their  clothes,  which  were  a  little 
deranged,  as  may  be  presumed,  I  concluded  they  had 
received  no  injury,  and  did  not  venture  to  obtrude  ray 
services  at  their  toilette,  for  which,  I  understand,  I  have 
since  been  reflected  upon  by  the  fair  sufferers.  The  outsides, 
who  must  have  been  dischai-ged  from  their  elevated  situation 
by  a  shock  resembling  the  springing  of  a  mine,  escaped 
nevertheless,  with  the  usual  allowance  of  scratches  and 
bruises,  excepting  three,  who,  having  been  pitched  into 
the  river  Gander,  were  dimly  seen  contending  with  the 
tide,  like  the  relics  of  ^neas's  shipwreck — 

Rari  apparent  nantes  in  gurgite  vasto. 

I  applied  my  poor  exertions  where  they  seemed  to  be 
most  needed,  and  with  the  assistance  of  one  or  two  of  the 
company  who  had  escaped  unhurt,  easily  succeeded  in 
fishing  out  two  of  the  unfortunate  passengers,  who  were 
stout,  active  young  fellows ;  and  but  for  the  preposterous 
length  of  their  great-coats,  and  the  equally  fashionable 
latitude  and  longitude  of  their  Wellington  trousers,  would 
have  required  little  assistance  from  any  one.  The  third 
was  sickly  and  elderly,  and  might  have  perished  but  for 
the  efforts  used  to  presei-ve  him. 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  ai 

When  the  two  great-coated  gentlemen  had  extricated 
themselves  from  the  river,  and  shaken  their  ears  like  huge 
water-dogs,  a  violent  altercation  ensued  betwixt  tliem  and 
the  coachman  and  guard,  concerning  the  cause  of  their 
overthrow.  In  the  course  of  the  squabble,  I  observed  that 
both  my  new  acquaintances  belonged  to  the  law,  and  that 
their  professional  sharpness  was  likely  to  prove  an  over- 
match for  the  surly  and  official  tone  of  the  guardians  of  the 
vehicle.  The  dispute  ended  in  the  guard  assuring  the 
passengers  that  they  should  have  seats  in  a  heavy  coach 
which  would  pass  that  spot  in  less  than  half  an  hour,  pro- 
viding it  were  not  full.  Chance  seemed  to  favour  this 
arrangement,  for  when  the  expected  vehicle  arrived,  there 
were  only  two  places  occupied  in  a  carriage  which  professed 
to  carry  six.  The  two  ladies  who  had  been  disinterred  out 
of  the  fallen  vehicle  were  readily  admitted,  but  positive 
objections  were  stated  by  those  previously  in  possession  to 
the  admittance  of  the  two  lawyers,  whose  wetted  garments 
being  much  of  the  nature  of  well-soaked  sponges,  there  was 
every  reason  to  believe  they  would  refund  a  considerable 
part  of  the  water  they  had  collected,  to  the  inconvenience 
of  their  fellow-passengers.  On  the  other  hand,  the  lawyers 
rejected  a  seat  on  the  roof,  alleging  that  they  had  only  taken 
that  station  for  pleasure  for  one  stage,  but  were  entitled  in 
all  respects  to  free  egress  and  regress  from  the  interior,  to 
which  their  contract  positively  referred.  After  some  alter- 
cation in  which  something  was  said  upon  the  edict  NautcB 
caupones  stabularii,  the  coach  went  off,  leaving  the  learned 
gentlemen  to  abide  by  their  action  of  damages. 

They  immediately  applied  to  me  to  guide  them  to  the 
next  village  and  the  best  inn  ;  and  from  the  account  I  gave 
them  of  the  Wallace  Head,  declared  they  were  much  better 
pleased  to  stop  there  than  to  go  forward  upon  the  terms  of 
that  impudent  scoundrel  the  guard  of  the  Somerset  All 
that  they  now  wanted  was  a  lad  to  carry  their  travelling 
bags,  who  was  easily  procured  from  an  adjoining  cottage ; 
and  they  prepared  to  walk  forward,  when  they  found  there 
was  another  passenger  in  the  same  deserted  situation  with 
themselves.  This  was  the  elderly  and  sickly-looking  person, 
who  had  been  precipitated  into  the  river  along  with  the  two 
young  lawyers.  He,  it  seems,  had  been  too  modest  to  push 
his  own  plea  against  the  coachman  when  he  saw  that  of  his 
betters  rejected,  and  now  remained  behind  with  a  look  of 
timid  anxiety,  plainly  intimating  that  he  was  deficient  in 


M  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

those  means  of  recommendation  which  are  necessary  pass- 
ports to  the  hospitality  of  an  inn. 

I  ventured  to  call  the  attention  of  the  two  dashing  young 
blades,  for  such  they  seemed,  to  the  desolate  condition 
of  their  fellow-traveller.  They  took  the  hint  with  ready 
good-nature. 

"  Oh,  true,  Mr.  Dunover,"  said  one  of  the  youngsters, 
"  you  must  not  remain  on  the  pavd  here  ;  you  must  go  and 
have  some  dinner  with  us — Halkit  and  1  must  have  a  post- 
chaise  to  go  on,  at  all  events,  and  we  will  set  you  down 
wherever  suits  you  best." 

The  poor  man,  for  such  his  dress,  as  well  as  his  diffidence, 
bespoke  him,  made  the  sort  of  acknowledging  bow  by  which 
says  a  Scotchman,  "  It's  too  much  honour  for  the  like  of 
me  ;  "  and  followed  humbly  behind  his  gay  patrons,  all 
three  besprinkling  the  dusty  road  as  they  walked  along 
with  the  moisture  of  their  drenched  garments,  and  exhibit- 
ing the  singular  and  somewhat  ridiculous  appearance  of 
three  persons  suffering  from  the  opposite  extrame  of  humidity, 
while  the  summer  sun  was  at  its  height,  and  ever}'thing 
else  around  them  had  the  expression  of  heat  and  drought. 
The  ridicule  did  not  escape  the  young  gentlemen  themselves, 
and  they  had  made  what  might  be  received  as  one  or  two 
tolerable  jests  on  the  subject  before  they  had  advanced  far 
on  their  peregrination. 

"We  cannot  complain,  like  Cowley,"  said  one  of  them, 
"  that  Gideon's  fleece  remains  dry,  while  all  around  is 
moist ;  this  is  the  reverse  of  the  miracle." 

"We  ought  to  be  received  with  gratitude  in  this  good 
town  ;  we  bring  a  supply  of  what  they  seem  to  need  most," 
said  Halkit. 

"And  distribute  it  with  unparalleled  generosity,"  replied 
his  companion  ;  "  performing  the  part  of  three  water-carts, 
for  the  benefit  of  their  dusty  roads." 

"We  come  before  them,  too,"  said  Halkit,  "in  full  pro- 
fessional force — counsel  and  agent " 

"And  client,"  said  the  young  advocate,  looking  behind 
him  ;  and  then  added,  lowering  his  voice,  "  that  looks  as  if 
he  had  kept  such  dangerous  company  too  long." 

It  was,  indeed,  too  true,  that  the  humble  follower  of  the 
gay  young  men  had  the  threadbare  appearance  of  a  worn- 
out  litigant,  and  I  could  not  but  smile  at  the  conceit,  though 
anxious  to  conceal  my  mirth  from  Jhe  object  of  it. 

When  we  arrived  at  the  Wallace  Inn,   the  elder  of  the 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  23 

Edinburgh  g-entlemen,  and  whom  I  understood  to  be  a 
barrister,  insisted  that  I  should  remain  and  take  part  of 
their  dinner ;  and  their  enquiries  and  demands  speedily 
put  my  landlord  and  his  whole  family  in  motion  to  produce 
the  best  cheer  which  the  larder  and  cellar  afforded,  and 
proceed  to  cook  it  to  the  best  advantage,  a  science  in  which 
our  entertainers  seemed  to  be  admirably  skilled.  In  other 
respects  they  were  lively  young  men,  in  the  hey-day  of  youth 
and  good  spirits,  playing  the  part  which  is  common  to  the 
higher  classes  of  the  law  at  Edinburgh,  and  which  nearly 
resembles  that  of  the  young  Templars  in  the  days  of  Steele 
and  Addison.  An  air  of  giddy  gaiety  mingled  with  the 
good  sense,  taste,  and  Information  which  their  conversation 
exhibited ;  and  it  seemed  to  be  their  object  to  unite  the 
character  of  men  of  fashion  and  lovers  of  the  polite  arts. 
A  fine  gentleman,  bred  up  in  the  thorough  idleness  and 
inanity  of  pursuit,  which  I  understand  is  absolutely  necessary 
to  the  character  in  perfection,  might  in  all  probability  have 
traced  a  tinge  of  professional  pedantry  which  marked  the 
barrister  in  spite  of  his  eflbrts,  and  something  of  active 
bustle  in  his  companion,  and  would  certainly  have  detected 
more  than  a  fashionable  mixture  of  information  and  ani- 
mated interest  in  the  language  of  both.  But  to  me,  who 
had  no  pretensions  to  be  so  critical,  my  companions  seemed 
to  form  a  very  happy  mixture  of  good-breeding  and  liberal 
information,  with  a  disposition  to  lively  rattle,  pun,  and 
jest,  amusing  to  a  grave  man,  because  it  is  what  he  himself 
can  least  easily  command. 

The  thin  pale-faced  man,  whom  their  good-nature  had 
brought  into  their  society,  looked  out  of  place,  as  well  as 
out  of  spirits ;  sat  on  the  edge  of  his  seat,  and  kept  the 
chair  at  two  feet  distance  from  the  table ;  thus  incommod- 
ing himself  considerably  in  conveying  the  victuals  to  his 
mouth,  as  if  by  way  of  penance  for  partaking  of  them  in  the 
company  of  his  superiors.  A  short  time  after  dinner, 
declining  all  entreaty  to  partake  of  the  wine,  which  circu- 
lated freely  round,  he  informed  himself  of  the  hour  when 
the  chaise  had  been  ordered  to  attend  ;  and  saying  he  would 
be  in  readiness,  modestly  withdrew  from  the  apartment 

"Jack,"  said  the  barrister  to  his  companion,  "I  re- 
member that  poor  fellow's  face  ;  you  spoke  more  truly  than 
you  were  aware  of ;  he  really  is  one  of  my  clients,  poor  man." 

"Poor  man!"  echoed  rialkit — "I  suppose  you  mean 
he  is  your  one  and  only  client  ?  " 


24  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"That's  not  my  fault,  Jack,"  replied  the  other,  whose 
name  I  discovered  was  Hardie.  "You  are  to  give  me  all 
your  business,  you  know  ;  and  if  you  have  none,  the  learned 
gentleman  here  knows  nothing  can  come  of  nothing." 

"You  seem  to  have  brought  something  to  nothing 
though,  in  the  case  of  that  honest  man.  He  looks  as  if 
he  were  just  about  to  honour  with  his  residence  the 
Heart  of  Mid-Lothian." 

"  You  are  mistaken — he  Is  just  delivered  from  it. — Our 
friend  here  looks  for  an  explanation.  Pray,  Mr.  Pattieson, 
have  you  been  in  Edinburgh  ?  " 

I  answered  in  the  affirmative. 

"Then  you  must  have  passed,  occasionally  at  least, 
though  probably  not  so  faithfully  as  I  am  doomed  to  do, 
through  a  narrow  intricate  passage,  leading  out  of  the 
north-west  corner  of  the  Parliament  Square,  and  passing 
by  a  high  and  antique  building,  with  turrets  and  iron 
grates. 

Making-  good  the  saying  odd, 

*  Near  the  church  and  far  from  God —  * " 

Mr.  Halkit  broke  in  upon  his  learned  counsel,  to  con- 
tribute his  moiety  to  the  riddle — "Having  at  the  door  the 
sign  of  the  Red  Man " 

"And  being  on  the  whole,"  resumed  the  counsellor, 
interrupting  his  friend  in  his  turn,  "a  sort  of  place  where 
misfortune  is  happily  confounded  with  guilt,  where  all  who 
are  in  wish  to  get  out " 

"And  where  none  who  have  the  good  luck  to  be  out, 
wish  to  get  in,"  added  his  companion. 

"I  conceive  you,  gentlemen,"  replied  I ;  "you  mean 
the  prison." 

"The  prison,"  added  the  young  lawyer — "You  have  hit 
it — the  very  reverend  Tolbooth  itself ;  and  let  me  tell  you, 
you  are  obliged  to  us  for  describing  it  with  so  much  modesty 
and  brevity ;  for  with  whatever  amplifications  we  might 
have  chosen  to  decorate  the  subject,  you  lay  entirely  at  our 
mercy,  since  the  Fathers  Conscript  of  our  city  have  decreed, 
that  the  venerable  edifice  itself  shall  not  remain  in  existence 
to  confirm  or  to  confute  us." 

"Then  the  Tolbooth  of  Edinburgh  is  called  the  Heart  of 
Mid-Lothian  ?  "  said  I. 

"  So  termed  and  reputed,  I  assure  you." 

*' I  think,"  said  I,  with  the  bashful  diffidence  with  which 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  25 

a  man  lets  slip  a  pun  in  presence  of  his  superiors,  "the 
metropolitan  county  may,  in  that  case,  be  said  to  have  a 
sad  heart." 

"Right  as  my  glove,  Mr.  Pattieson,"  added  Mr.  Hardie ; 
"and  a  close  heart,  and  a  hard  heart. — Keep  it  up.  Jack." 

"And  a  wicked  heart,  and  a  poor  heart,"  answered 
Halkit,  doing  his  best. 

"And  yet  it  may  be  called  in  some  sort  a  strong  heart, 
and  a  high  heart,"  rejoined  the  advocate.  "You  see,  I  can 
put  you  both  out  of  heart." 

"  I  have  played  all  my  hearts,"  said  the  younger  gentle- 
man. 

"  Then  we'll  have  another  lead,"  answered  his  companion. 
— "And  as  to  the  old  and  condemned  Tolbooth,  what  pity 
the  same  honour  cannot  be  done  to  it  as  has  been  done  to 
many  of  Its  inmates.  Why  should  not  the  Tolbooth  have  Its 
'  Last  Speech,  Confession,  and  Dying  Words '  ?  The  old 
stones  would  be  just  as  conscious  of  the  honour  as  many 
a  poor  devil  who  has  dangled  like  a  tassel  at  the  west  end 
of  it,  while  the  hawkers  were  shouting  a  confession  the 
culprit  had  never  heard  of." 

"  I  am  afraid,"  said  I,  "if  I  might  presume  to  give  my 
opinion,  it  would  be  a  tale  of  unvaried  sorrow  and  guilt." 

"Not  entirely,  my  friend,"  said  Hardie;  "a  prison  is  a 
world  within  Itself,  and  has  its  own  business,  griefs,  and 
joys,  peculiar  to  its  circle.  Its  inmates  are  sometimes 
short-lived,  but  so  are  soldiers  on  sers-Ice ;  they  are  poor 
relatively  to  the  world  without,  but  there  are  degrees  of 
wealth  and  poverty  among  them,  and  so  some  are  relatively 
rich  also.  They  cannot  stir  abroad,  but  neither  can  the 
garrison  of  a  besieged  fort,  or  the  crew  of  a  ship  at  sea ; 
and  they  are  not  under  a  dispensation  quite  so  desperate  as 
either,  for  they  may  have  as  much  food  as  they  have  money 
to  buy,  and  are  not  obliged  to  work  whether  they  have  food 
or  noL" 

"But  what  variety  of  incident,"  said  I  (not  without  a 
secret  view  to  my  present  task),  "could  possibly  be  derived 
from  such  a  work  as  you  are  pleaded  to  talk  of?  " 

"Infinite,"  replied  the  young  advocate.  "Whatever  of 
guilt,  crime,  imposture,  folly,  unheard-of  misfortunes,  and 
unlocked  for  change  of  fortune,  can  be  found  to  chequer 
life,  my  Last  Speech  of  the  Tolbooth  should  illustrate  with 
examples  sufficient  to  gorge  even  the  public's  all-devouring 
appetite  for  the  wonderful  and  horrible.     The  inventor  of 


36  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

fictitious  narratives  has  to  rack  his  brains  for  means  to 
diversify  his  tale,  and  after  all  can  hardly  hit  upon  characters 
or  incidents  which  have  not  been  used  again  and  again, 
until  they  are  familiar  to  the  eye  of  the  reader,  so  that  the 
development,  enlevement,  the  desperate  wound  of  which  the 
hero  never  dies,  the  burning  fever  from  which  the  heroine  is 
sure  to  recover,  become  a  mere  matter  of  course.  I  join 
with  my  honest  friend  Crabbe,  and  have  an  unlucky  pro- 
pensity to  hope  when  hope  is  lost,  and  to  rely  upon  the 
cork-jacket,  which  carries  the  heroes  of  romance  safe 
through  all  the  billows  of  affliction."  He  then  declaimed  the 
following  passage,  rather  with  too  much  than  too  little 
emphasis : — 

"  Much  have  I  fear'd,  but  am  no  more  afraid, 
When  some  chaste  beauty,  by  some  wretch  betray'd, 
Is  drawn  away  with  such  distracted  speed. 
That  she  anticipates  a  dreadful  deed. 
Not  so  do  I — Let  solid  walls  impound 
The  captive  fair,  and  dig  a  moat  around  ; 
Let  there  be  brazen  locks  and  bars  of  steel. 
And  keepers  cruel,  such  as  never  feel ; 
With  not  a  single  note  the  purse  supply. 
And  when  she  begs,  let  men  and  maids  deny  t 
Be  windows  there  from  which  she  dare  not  fall, 
And  help  so  distant,  'tis  in  vain  to  call  ; 
Still  means  of  freedom  will  some  Power  devise* 
And  from  the  baffled  ruffian  snatch  his  prize." 

"The  end  of  uncertainty,"  he  concluded,  "is  the  death  of 
interest;  and  hence  it  happens  that  no  one  now  reads 
novels." 

"Hear  him,  ye  godsl"  returned  his  companion.  "I 
assure  you,  Mr.  Pattieson,  you  will  hardly  visit  this  learned 
gentleman,  but  you  are  likely  to  find  the  new  novel  most 
in  repute  lying  pn  his  table — snugly  intrenched,  however, 
beneath  Stair's  '  Institutes,'  or  an  open  volume  of  Morrison's 
*  Decisions.'" 

"Do  I  deny  it?"  said  the  hopeful  jurisconsult,  " or 
wherefore  should  I,  since  it  is  well  known  these  Delilahs 
seduce  my  wisers  and  my  betters?  May  they  not  be 
found  lurking  amidst  the  multiplied  memorials  of  our 
most  distinguished  counsel,  and  even  peeping  from  under 
the  cushion  of  a  judge's  arm-chair?  Our  seniors  at  the 
bar,  within  the  bar,  and  even  on  the  bench,  read  novels ; 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  27 

and,  if  not  belied,  some  of  them  have  written  novels  into 
the  bargain.  I  only  say,  that  I  read  fiom  habit  and  from 
indolence,  not  from  real  interest ;  that,  like  Ancient  Pistol 
devouring  his  leek,  I  read  and  swear  till  I  get  to  the  end 
of  the  narrative.  But  not  so  in  the  real  records  of  human 
vagaries — not  so  in  the  State  Trials,  or  in  the  Books 
of  Adjournal,  where  every  now  and  then  you  read  new 
pages  of  the  human  heart,  and  turns  of  fortune  far  beyond 
what  the  boldest  novelist  ever  attempted  to  produce  from  the 
coinage  of  his  brain." 

"And  for  such  narratives,"  I  asked,  "you  suppose  the 
History  of  the  Prison  of  Edinburgh  miglit  afford  appro- 
priate materials  ?  " 

"  In  a  degree  unusually  ample,  my  dear  sir,"  said 
Hardie — "  Fill  your  glass,  however,  in  the  meanwhile. 
Was  it  not  for  many  years  the  place  in  which  the  Scottish 
parliament  met  ?  Was  it  not  James's  place  of  refuge, 
when  the  mob,  inflamed  by  a  seditious  preacher,  broke 
forth  on  him  with  the  cries  of  '  The  sword  of  the  Lord  and 
of  Gideon — bring  forth  the  wicked  Haman '  ?  Since  that 
time  how  many  hearts  have  throbbed  within  these  walls, 
as  the  tolling  of  the  neighbouring  bell  announced  to  them 
how  fast  the  sands  of  their  life  were  ebbing  ;  how  many 
must  have  sunk  at  the  sound — how  many  were  supported 
by  stubborn  pride  and  dogged  resolution — how  many  by 
the  consolations  of  religion?  Have  there  not  been  some, 
who,  looking  back  on  the  motives  of  their  crimes,  were 
scarce  able  to  understand  how  they  should  have  had  such 
temptation  as  to  seduce  them  from  virtue  ?  and  have  there 
not,  perhaps,  been  others,  who,  sensible  of  their  innocence, 
were  divided  between  indignation  at  the  undeserved  doom 
which  they  were  to  undergo,  consciousness  that  they  had 
not  deserved  it,  and  racking  anxiety  to  discover  some  way 
in  which  they  might  yet  vindicate  themselves  ?  Do  you 
suppose  any  of  these  deep,  powerful,  and  agitating  feelings 
can  be  recorded  and  perused  without  exciting  a  corre- 
sponding depth  of  deep,  powerful,  and  agitating  interest? 
— Oh!  do  but  wait  till  I  publish  the  Causes  Cilebres  of 
Caledonia,  and  you  will  find  no  want  of  a  novel  or  a 
tragedy  for  some  time  to  come.  The  true  thing  will 
triumph  over  the  brightest  inventions  of  the  most  ardent 
imagination.     Magna  est  verihis,  et  prcevahbit.  " 

"  I  have  understood,"  said  I,  encouraged  by  the  affability 
of  my  rattling  entertainer,  "that  less  of  Uiis  interest  must 


28  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

attach  to  Scottish  jurisprudence  than  to  that  of  any  other 
country.  The  general  morahty  of  our  people,  their  sober 
and  prudent  habits " 

"Secure  them,"  said  the  barrister,  "against  any  great 
increase  of  professional  thieves  and  depredators,  but  not 
against  wild  and  wayward  starts  of  fancy  and  passion, 
producing  crimes  of  an  extraordinary  description,  which 
are  precisely  those  to  the  detail  of  which  we  listen  with 
thrilling  interest.  England  has  been  much  longer  a 
highly  civilised  country ;  her  subjects  have  been  very 
strictly  amenable  to  laws  administered  without  fear  or 
favour,  a  complete  division  of  labour  has  taken  place 
among  her  subjects,  and  the  very  thieves  and  robbers 
form  a  distinct  class  in  society,  subdivided  among  them- 
selves according  to  the  subject  of  their  depredations,  and 
the  mode  In  which  they  carry  them  on,  acting  upon 
regular  habits  and  principles,  which  can  be  calculated 
and  anticipated  at  Bow  Street,  Hatton  Garden,  or  the 
Old  Bailey.  Our  sister  kingdom  is  like  a  cultivated  field, 
— the  farmer  expects  that,  in  spite  of  all  his  care,  a  certain 
number  of  weeds  will  rise  with  the  corn,  and  can  tell  you 
beforehand  their  names  and  appearance.  But  Scotland 
is  like  one  of  her  own  Highland  glens,  and  the  moralist 
who  reads  the  records  of  her  criminal  jurisprudence,  will 
find  as  many  curious  anomalous  facts  in  the  history  of 
mind,  as  the  botanist  will  detect  rare  specimens  among 
her  dingles  and  cliffs." 

"And  that's  all  the  good  you  have  obtained  from  three 
perusals  of  the  Commentaries  on  Scottish  Criminal  Juris- 
prudence?" said  his  companion.  "I  suppose  the  learned 
author  very  little  thinks  that  the  facts  which  his  erudition 
and  acuteness  have  accumulated  for  the  illustration  of 
legal  doctrines,  might  be  so  arranged  as  to  form  a  sort  of 
appendix  to  the  half-bound  and  slip-shod  volumes  of  the 
circulating  library."  " 

"  I'll  bet  you  a  pint  of  claret,"  said  the  elder  lawyer, 
"that  he  will  not  feel  sore  at  the  comparison.  But  as  we 
say  at  the  bar,  '  I  beg  I  may  not  be  interrupted ; '  I  have 
much  more  to  say  upon  my  Scottish  collection  of  Catises 
Cilebres.  You  will  please  recollect  the  scope  and  motive 
given  for  the  contrivance  and  execution  of  many  extra- 
ordinary and  daring  crimes,  by  the  long  civil  dissensions 
of  Scotland — by  the  hereditary  jurisdictions,  which,  until 
174S,  rested  the  investigation  of  crimes  in  judges,  ignorant, 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  ag 

partial  or  interested  —  by  the  habits  of  the  gentry,  shut 
up  in  their  distant  and  solitary  mansion-houses,  nursing 
their  revengeful  passions  just  to  keep  their  blood  from 
stagnating — not  to  mention  that  amiable  national  qualifi- 
cation, called  the  perferviduvi  ingenium  Scoiorunt,  which 
our  lawyers  join  in  alleging  as  a  reason  for  the  severity 
of  some  of  our  enactments.  When  I  come  to  treat  of 
matters  so  mysterious,  deep,  and  dangerous,  as  these 
circumstances  have  given  rise  to,  the  blood  of  each  reader 
shall  be  curdled,  and  his  epidermis  crisped  into  goose  skin. 
— But,  hist ! — here  comes  the  landlord,  with  tidings,  I 
suppose,  that  the  chaise  is  ready." 

It  was  no  such  thing — the  tidings  bore,  that  no  chaise 
could  be  had  that  evening,  for  Sir  Peter  Plyem  had  carried 
forward  my  landlord's  two  pairs  of  horses  that  morning 
to  the  ancient  royal  borough  of  Bubbleburgh,  to  look  after 
his  interest  there.  But  as  Bubbleburgh  is  only  one  of  a 
set  of  five  boroughs  which  club  their  shares  for  a  member 
of  parliament,  Sir  Peter's  adversan,-  had  judiciously  watched 
his  departure,  in  order  to  commence  a  canvass  in  the  no 
less  royal  borough  of  Bitem,  which,  as  all  the  world  knows, 
lies  at  the  very  termination  of  Sir  Peter's  avenue,  and  has 
been  held  in  leading-strings  by  him  and  his  ancestors  for 
time  immemorial.  Now,  Sir  Peter  was  thus  placed  in  the 
situation  of  an  ambitious  monarch,  who,  after  having 
commenced  a  daring  inroad  into  his  enemies'  territories, 
is  suddenly  recalled  by  an  invasion  of  his  own  hereditary 
dominions.  He  was  obliged  in  consequence  to  return  from 
the  half-won  borough  of  Bubbleburgh,  to  look  after  the 
half-lost  borough  of  Bitem,  and  the  t\v"o  pairs  of  horses 
which  had  carried  him  that  morning  to  Bubbleburgh,  were 
now  forcibly  detained  to  transport  him,  his  agent,  his  valet, 
his  jester,  and  his  hard-drinker,  across  the  country  to 
Bitem.  The  cause  of  this  detention,  which  to  me  was 
of  as  little  consequence  as  it  may  be  to  the  reader,  was 
important  enough  to  my  companions  to  reconcile  them  to 
the  delay.  Like  eagles,  they  smelled  the  battle  afar  off, 
ordered  a  magnum  of  claret  and  beds  at  the  Wallace,  and 
entered  at  full  career  into  the  Bubbleburgh  and  Bitem 
politics,  with  all  the  probable  "petitions  and  complaints" 
to  which  they  were  likely  to  give  rise. 

In  the  midst  of  an  anxious,  animated,  and,  to  me,  most 
unintelligible  discussion,  concerning  provosts,  bailies, 
deacons,    sets  of   boroughs,    leets.    town-clerks,    burgesses 


30  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

resident  and  non-resident,  all  of  a  sudden  the  lawyer 
recollected  himself.  "  Poor  Dunover,  we  must  not  forget 
him  ;  "  and  the  landlord  was  despatched  in  quest  of  the 
pauvre  honteux,  with  an  earnestly  civil  invitation  to  him 
for  the  rest  of  the  evening..  I  could  not  help  asking  the 
young  gentlemen  if  they  knew  the  history  of  this  poor 
man  ;  and  the  counsellor  applied  himself  to  his  pocket  to 
recover  the  memorial  or  brief  from  which  he  had  stated 
his  cause. 

"  He  has  been  a  candidate  for  our  remedium  miserabile," 
said  Mr.  Hardie,  "commonly  called  a  cessio  bonorum. 
As  there  are  divines  who  have  doubted  the  eternity  of 
future  punishments,  so  the  Scotch  lawyers  seem  to  have 
thought  that  the  crime  of  poverty  might  be  atoned  for  by 
something  short  of  perpetual  imprisonment.  After  a 
month's  confinement,  you  must  know,  a  prisoner  for  debt 
is  entitled,  on  a  sufficient  statement  to  our  Supreme  Court, 
setting  forth  the  amount  of  his  funds,  and  the  nature  of 
his  misfortunes,  and  surrendering  all  his  effects  to  his 
creditors,  to  claim  to  be  discharged  from  prison." 

"I  had  heard,"  I  replied,  "of  such  a  humane  regula- 
tion." 

"Yes,"  said  Halkit,  "and  the  beauty  of  it  is,  as  the 
foreign  fellow  said,  you  may  get  the  cessio  when  the 
honorums,  are  all  spent — But  what,  are  you  puzzling  in 
your  pockets  to  seek  your  only  memorial  among  old  play- 
bills, letters  requesting  a  meeting  of  the  Faculty,  rules  of 
the  Speculative  Society,  syllabus'  of  lectures  —  all  the 
miscellaneous  contents  of  a  young  advocate's  pocket,  which 
contains  everything  but  briefs  and  bank  notes?  Can 
you  not  state  a  case  of  cessio  without  your  memorial  ? 
Why,  it  is  done  every  Saturday.  The  events  follow  each 
other  as  regularly  as  clock-work,  and  one  form  of  con- 
descendence might  suit  every  one  of  them." 

"This  is  very  unlike  the  variety  of  distress  which  this 
gentleman  stated  to  fall  under  the  consideration  of  your 
judges,"  said  I. 

"True,"  replied  Halkit;  "but  Hardie  spoke  of  criminal 
jurisprudence,  and  this  business  is  purely  civil.  I  could 
plead  a  cessio  myself  without  the  inspiring  honours  of  a 
gown  and  three-tailed  periwig — Listen. — My  client  was 
bred  a  journeyman  weaver — made  some  little  money — took 
a  farm — (for  conducting  a  farm,  like  driving  a  gig,  comes 
by  nature) — late  severe  times — induced  to  sign  bills  with 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  31 

a  friend,  for  which  he  received  no  value — landlord  seques- 
trates— creditors  accept  a  composition — pursuer  sets  up  a 
public  house — fails  a  second  time — is  incarcerated  for  a 
debt  of  ten  pounds,  seven  shillings  and  sixpence — his  debts 
amount  to  blank — his  losses  to  blank — his  funds  to  blank 
— leaving  a  balance  of  blank  in  his  favour.  There  is  no 
opposition  ;  your  lordships  will  please  grant  commission 
to  take  his  oath." 

Hardie  now  renounced  this  ineffectual  search,  in  which 
there  was  perhaps  a  little  affectation,  and  told  us  the  tale 
of  poor  Dunover's  distresses,  with  a  tone  in  which  a  degree 
of  feeling,  which  he  seemed  ashamed  of  as  unprofessional, 
mingled  with  his  attempts  at  wit,  and  did  him  more  honour. 
It  was  one  of  those  tales  which  seem  to  argue  a  sort  of 
ill-luck  or  fatality  attached  to  the  hero.  A  well-informed, 
industrious,  and  blameless,  but  poor  and  bashful  man, 
had  in  vain  essayed  all  the  usual  means  by  which  others 
acquire  independence,  yet  had  never  succeeded  beyond  the 
attainment  of  bare  subsistance.  During  a  brief  gleam  of 
hope,  rather  than  of  actual  prosperitj',  he  had  added  a 
wife  and  family  to  his  cares,  but  the  dawn  was  speedily 
overcast.  Everything  retrograded  with  him  towards  the 
verge  of  the  miry  Slough  of  Despond,  which  yawns  for 
insolvent  debtors  ;  and  after  catching  at  each  twig,  and 
experiencing  the  protracted  agony  of  feeling  them  one  by 
one  elude  his  grasp,  he  actually  sunk  into  the  miry  pit 
whence  he  had  been  extricated  by  the  professional  exertions 
of  Hardie. 

".■\nd,  I  suppose,  now  you  have  dragged  this  poor  devil 
ashore,  you  will  leave  him  half  naked  on  the  beach  to 
provide  for  himself?"  said  Halkit.  "Hark  ye," — and  he 
whispered  something  in  his  ear,  of  which  the  penetrating 
and  insinuating  words,  "  Interest  with  my  Lord,"  alone 
reached  mine. 

"It  is  pessimi  exempli"  said  Hardie,  laughing,  "to 
provide  for  a  ruined  client ;  but  I  was  thinking  of  what  you 
mention,  provided  it  can  be  managed — But  hush !  here  he 
comes." 

The  recent  relation  of  the  poor  man's  misfortunes  had 
given  him,  I  was  pleased  to  observe,  a  claim  to  the  attention 
and  respect  of  the  young  men,  who  treated  him  with  great 
civility,  and  gradually  engaged  him  in  a  conversation, 
which,  much  to  mv  satisfaction,  again  turned  upon  the 
Causes  Cilehres  of  Scotland.     Emboldened  by  the  kindness 


32  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

with  which  he  was  treated,  Mr.  Dunover  began  to  contri- 
bute his  share  to  the  amusement  of  the  evening.  Jails,  like 
other  places,  have  their  ancient  traditions,  known  only  to 
the  inhabitants,  and  handed  down  from  one  set  of  the 
melancholy  lodgers  to  the  next  who  occupy  their  cells. 
Some  of  these,  which  Dunover  mentioned,  were  interesting, 
and  served  to  illustrate  the  narratives  of  remarkable  trials, 
which  Hardie  had  at  his  finger  ends,  and  which  his 
companion  was  also  well  skilled  in.  This  sort  of  conversa- 
tion passed  away  the  evening  till  the  early  hour  when 
Mr.  Dunover  chose  to  retire  to  rest,  and  I  also  retreated  to 
talce  down  memorandums  of  what  I  had  learned,  in  order  to 
add  another  narrative  to  those  which  it  had  been  my  chief 
amusement  to  collect,  and  to  write  out  in  detail.  The  two 
young  men  ordered  a  broiled  bone,  Madeira  negus,  and  a 
pack  of  cards,  and  commenced  a  game  at  picquet. 

Next  morning  the  travellers  left  Gandercleugh.  I  after- 
wards learned  from  the  papers  that  both  have  been  since 
engaged  in  the  great  political  cause  of  Bubbleburgh  and 
Bitem,  a  summary  case,  and  entitled  to  particular  despatch  ; 
but  which,  it  is  thought,  nevertheless,  may  outlast  the 
duration  of  the  parliament  to  which  the  contest  refers.  Mr. 
Halkit,  as  the  newspapers  informed  me,  acts  as  agent  or 
solicitor  ;  and  Mr.  Hardie  opened  for  Sir  Peter  Plyem  with 
singular  ability,  and  to  such  good  purpose,  that  I  under- 
stand he  has  since  had  fewer  play-bills  and  more  briefs  in 
his  pocket.  And  both  the  young  gentlemen  deserve  their 
good  fortune ;  for  I  learned  from  Dunover,  who  called  on 
me  some  weeks  afterwards,  and  communicated  the  intelli- 
gence with  tears  in  his  eyes,  that  their  interest  had  availed 
to  obtain  him  a  small  office  for  the  decent  maintenance  of 
his  family  ;  and  that,  after  a  train  of  constant  and  un- 
interrupted misfortune,  he  could  trace  a  dawn  of  prosperity 
to  his  having  the  good  fortune  to  be  flung  from  the  top  of  a 
mail-coach  into  the  river  Gander,  in  company  with  an 
advocate  and  a  writer  to  the  Signet.  The  reader  will  not 
perhaps  deem  himself  equally  obliged  to  the  accident,  since 
it  brings  upon  him  the  following  narrative,  founded  upon 
the  conversation  of  the  evening. 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  33 


CHAPTER   II. 

WTioe'er's  been  at  Paris  must  needs  know  the  Gr^ve, 
The  fatal  retreat  of  the  unfortunate  brave. 
Where  honour  and  justice  most  oddly  contribute. 
To  ease  heroes'  pains  by  an  halter  and  gibbet. 

There  death  breaks  the  shackles  which  force  had  put  on, 
And  the  hangman  completes  what  the  judge  but  began  ; 
There  the  squire  of  the  poet,  and  knight  of  the  post, 
Find  their  pains  no  more  baulk'd,  and  their  hopes  no  more  cross'd. 

Prior. 

In  former  times,  England  had  her  Tyburn,  to  which  the 
devoted  victims  of  justice  were  conducted  in  solemn  pro- 
cession up  what  is  now  called  Oxford  Road.  In  Edinburgh, 
a  large  open  street,  or  rather  oblong  square,  surrounded  by 
high  nouses,  called  the  Grassmarket,  was  used  for  the  same 
melancholy  purpose.  It  was  not  ill  chosen  for  such  a  scene, 
being  of  considerable  extent,  and  therefore  fit  to  accommodate 
a  great  number  of  spectators,  such  as  are  usually  assembled 
by  this  melancholy  spectacle.  On  the  other  hand,  few  of 
the  houses  which  surround  it  were,  even  in  early  times, 
Inhabited  by  persons  of  fashion ;  so  that  those  likely  to  be 
offended  or  over  deeply  affected  by  such  unpleasant  exhibitions 
were  not  in  the  way  of  having  their  quiet  disturbed  by  them. 
The  houses  in  the  Grassmarket  are,  generally  speaking,  of 
a  mean  description ;  yet  the  place  is  not  without  some 
features  of  grandeur,  being  overhung  by  the  southern  side 
of  the  huge  rock  on  which  the  castle  stands,  and  by  the 
moss-grown  battlements  and  turreted  walls  of  that  ancient 
fortress. 

It  was  the  custom,  until  within  these  thirty  years,  or 
thereabouts,  to  use  this  esplanade  for  the  scene  of  public 
executions.  The  fatal  day  was  announced  to  the  piibUc 
by  the  appearance  of  a  huge  black  gallows-tree  towards 
the  eastern  end  of  the  Grassmarket.  This  ill-omened 
apparition  was  of  great  height,  with  a  scaffold  surround- 
ing it,  and  a  double  ladder  placed  against  it,  for  the  ascent 
of  the  unhappy  criminal  and  the  executioner.  As  this 
apparatus  was  always  arranged  before  dawn,  it  seemed  as 
if  the  gallows  had  grown  out  of  the  earth  in  the  course  of 
one  night,  like  the  production  of  some  foul  demon ;   and 


34  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

1  well  remember  the  fright  with  which  the  schoolboys, 
when  I  was  one  of  their  number,  used  to  regard  these 
ominous  signs  of  deadly  preparation.  On  the  night  after 
the  execution  the  gallo\^  again  disappeared,  and  was 
conveyed  in  silence  and  darkness  to  the  place  where  it 
was  usually  deposited,  which  was  one  of  the  vaults  under 
the  Parliament  House,  or  courts  of  justice.  This  mode  of 
execution  is  now  exchanged  for  one  similar  to  that  in 
front  of  Newgate — with  what  beneficial  effect  is  uncertain. 
The  mental  sufferings  of  the  convict  are  indeed  shortened. 
He  no  longer  stalks  between  the  attendant  clergymen, 
dressed  in  his  grave-clothes,  through  a  considerable  part 
of  the  city,  looking  like  a  moving  and  walking  corpse, 
while  yet  an  inhabitant  of  this  world ;  but,  as  the  ultimate 
purpose  of  punishment  has  in  view  the  prevention  of  crimes, 
it  may  at  least  be  doubted,  whether  in  abridging  the 
melancholy  ceremony,  we  have  not  in  part  diminished 
that  appalling  effect  upon  the  spectators  which  is  the  useful 
end  of  all  such  inflictions,  and  in  consideration  of  which 
alone,  unless  in  very  particular  cases,  capital  sentences  can 
be  altogether  justified. 

On  the  7th  day  of  September,  1736,  these  ominous  pre- 

fjarations  for  execution  were  descried  in  the  place  we 
lave  described,  and  at  an  early  hour  the  space  around 
began  to  be  occupied  by  several  groups,  who  gazed  on  the 
scaffold  and  gibbet  with  a  stern  and  vindicate  show  of 
satisfaction  very  seldom  testified  by  the  populace,  whose 
good-nature,  in  most  cases,  forgets  the  crime  of  the  con- 
demned person,  and  dwells  only  on  his  misery.  But  the 
act  of  which  the  expected  culprit  had  been  convicted  was 
of  a  description  calculated  nearly  and  closely  to  awaken 
and  irritate  the  resentful  feelings  of  the  multitude.  The 
tale  is  well  known  ;  yet  it  is  necessary  to  recapitulate  its 
leading  circumstances,  for  the  better  understanding  what 
is  to  follow ;  and  the  narrative  may  prove  long,  but  I  trust 
not  uninteresting,  even  to  those  who  have  heard  its 
general  issue.  At  any  rate,  some  detail  is  necessary,  in 
order  to  render  intelligible  the  subsequent  events  of  our 
narrative. 

Contraband  trade,  though  it  strikes  at  the  root  of  legi- 
timate government,  by  enaroaching  on  its  revenues, — 
though  it  injures  the  fair  trader,  and  debauches  the  minds 
of  those  engaged  in  it, — is  not  usually  looked  upon,  either 
by  the  vulgar  or  by  their  betters,  in  a  very  heinous  point 


THE   HEART   OF   MiD-LOTHlAN.  35 

of  view.  On  the  contrary,  in  those  counties  where 
it  prevails,  the  cleverest,  boldest,  and  most  intelligent  of 
the  peasantrj',  are  uniformly  engaged  in  illicit  trans- 
actions, and  very  often  with  the  sanction  of  the  farmers 
and  inferior  gentry.  Smuggling  was  almost  universal 
in  Scotland  in  the  reigns  of  George  I.  and  H.  ;  for  the 
people,  unaccustomed  to  imposts,  and  regarding  them 
as  an  unjust  aggression  upon  their  ancient  liberties, 
made  no  scruple  to  elude  them  whenever  it  was  possible 
to  do  so. 

The  county  of  Fife,  bounded  by  two  firths  on  the  south 
and  north,  and  by  the  sea  on  the  east,  and  having  a 
number  of  small  seaports,  was  long  famed  for  maintaining 
successfully  a  contraband  trade  ;  and,  as  there  were  many 
seafaring  men  residing  there,  who  had  been  pirates  and 
buccaneers  in  their  youth,  there  were  not  wanting  a 
sufficient  number  of  daring  men  to  carry  it  on.  Among 
these,  a  fellow  called  Andrew  Wilson,  originally  a  baker 
in  the  village  of  Pathhead,  was  particularly  obnoxious  to 
the  revenue  officers.  He  was  possessed  of  great  personal 
strength,  courage,  and  cunning, — was  perfectly  acquainted 
with  the  coast,  and  capable  of  conducting  the  most  des- 
perate enterprises.  On  several  occasions  he  succeeded 
in  baffling  the  pursuit  and  researches  of  the  king's  officers  ; 
but  he  became  so  much  the  object  of  their  suspicious  and 
watchful  attention,  that  at  length  he  was  totally  ruined 
by  repeated  seizures.  The  man  became  desperate.  He 
considered  himself  as  robbed  and  plundered ;  and  took  it 
into  his  head,  that  he  had  a  right  to  maJ<e  reprisals,  as 
he  could  find  opportunity.  Where  the  heart  is  prepared 
for  evil,  opportunity  is  seldom  long  wanting.  This  Wilson 
learned  that  the  Collector  of  the  Customs  at  Kirkcaldy 
had  come  to  Pittenweem,  in  the  course  of  his  official  round 
of  duty,  with  a  considerable  sum  of  public  money  in  his 
custody.  As  the  amount  was  greatly  within  the  value  of 
the  goods  which  had  been  seized  from  him,  Wilson  felt 
no  scruple  of  conscience  in  resolving  to  reimburse  himself 
for  his  losses,  at  the  expense  of  the  Collector  and  the 
revenue.  He  associated  with  himself  one  Robertson,  and 
two  other  idle  young  men,  whom,  having  been  concerned 
in  the  sanffe  illicit  trade,  he  persuaded  to  view  the  trans- 
action in  the  same  justifiable  light  in  which  he  himself 
considered  it.  They  watched  the  motions  of  the  Collector; 
they    broke    forcibly   into   the   house    where   he    lodged,— 


36  THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

Wilson,  with  two  of  his  associates,  entering  the  Collector's 
apartment,  while  Robertson,  the  fourth,  kept  watch  at 
the  door  with  a  drawn  cutlass  in  his  hand.  The  officer 
of  the  customs,  conceiving  his  life  in  danger,  escaped 
out  of  his  bedroom  window,  and  fled  in  his  shirt,  so  thai 
the  plunderers,  with  much  ease,  possessed  themselves 
of  about  two  hundred  pounds  of  public  money.  This 
robbery  was  committed  in  a  very  audacious  manner,  for 
several  persons  were  passing  in  the  street  at  the  time. 
But  Robertson,  representing  the  noise  they  heard  as  a 
dispute  or  fray  betwixt  the  Collector  and  the  people  of 
the  house,  the  worthy  citizens  of  Pittenween  felt  them- 
selves no  way  called  on  to  interfere  in  behalf  of  the 
obnoxious  revenue  officer ;  so,  satisfying  themselves  with 
this  very  superficial  account  of  the  matter,  like  the  Levite 
in  the  parable,  they  passed  on  the  opposite  side  of  the 
way.  An  alarm  was  at  length  given,  military  were  called 
in,  the  depredators  were  pursued,  the  booty  recovered, 
and  Wilson  and  Robertson,  tried  and  condemned  to  death, 
chiefly  on  the  evidence  of  an  accomplice. 

Many  thought  that,  in  consideration  of  the  men's 
erroneous  opinion  of  the  nature  of  the  action  they  had 
committed,  justice  might  have  been  satisfied  with  a  less 
forfeiture  than  that  of  two  lives.  On  the  other  hand, 
from  the  audacity  of  the  fact,  a  severe  example  was 
judged  necessary ;  and  such  was  the  opinion  of  the 
Government.  When  it  became  apparent  that  the  sentence 
of  death  was  to  be  executed,  files,  and  other  implements 
necessary  for  their  escape,  were  transmitted  secretly  to  the 
culprits  by  a  friend  from  without.  By  these  means  tliey 
sawed  a  bar  out  of  one  of  the  prison-windows,  and  might 
have  made  their  escape,  but  for  the  obstinacy  of  Wilson, 
who,  as  he  was  daringly  resolute,  was  doggedly  pertinacious 
of  his  opinion.  His  comrade,  Robertson,  a  young  and 
slender  man,  proposed  to  make  the  experiment  of  passing 
the  foremost  through  the  gap  they  had  made,  and  enlarging 
it  from  the  outside,  if  necessary,  to  allow  Wilson  free 
passage.  Wilson,  however,  insisted  on  making  the  first 
experiment,  and  being  a  robust  and  lusty  man,  he  not 
only  found  it  impossible  to  get  through  betwixt  the  bars, 
but,  by  his  struggles,  he  jammed  himself  so  fast,  that  he 
was  unable  to  draw  his  body  back  again.  In  these 
circumstances  discovery  became  unavoidable,  and  sufficient 
precautions  were  taken  by  the  jailor  to  prevent  any  repetition 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  37 

of  the  same  attempt.  Robertson  uttered  not  a  word  of 
reflection  on  his  companion  for  the  consequences  of  his 
obstinacy ;  but  it  appeared  from  the  sequel,  that  Wilson's 
mind  was  deeply  impressed  with  the  recollection  that,  but 
for  him,  his  comrade,  over  whose  mind  he  exercised  con- 
siderable influence,  would  not  have  been  engaged  in  the 
criminal  enterprise  which  had  terminated  thus  fatally ; 
and  that  now  he  had  become  his  destroyer  a  second  time, 
since,  but  for  his  obstinacy,  Robertson  might  have  effected 
his  escape.  Minds  like  Wilson's,  even  when  exercised  In  evil 
practices,  sometimes  retain  the  power  of  thinking  and 
resolving  with  enthusiastic  generosity.  His  whole  thoughts 
were  now  bent  on  the  possibility  of  saving  Robertson's  life, 
without  the  least  respect  to  his  own.  The  resolution  which 
he  adopted,  and  the  manner  in  which  he  carried  it  into 
effect,  were  striking  and  unusual. 

Adjacent  to  the  tolbooth  or  city  jail  of  Edinburgh,  Is 
one  of  three  churches  into  which  the  cathedral  of  St.  Giles 
is  now  divided,  called,  from  its  vicinity,  the  Tolbooth 
Church.  It  was  the  custom  that  criminals  under  sentence 
of  death  were  brought  to  this  church,  with  a  sufficient 
guard,  to  hear  and  join  in  public  worship  on  the  Sabbath 
before  execution.  It  was  supposed  that  the  hearts  of  these 
unfortunate  persons,  however  hardened  before  against 
feelings  of  devotion,  could  not  but  be  accessible  to  them 
upon  uniting  their  thoughts  and  voices,  for  the  last  time, 
along  with  their  fellow-mortals,  in  addressing  their 
Creator,  And  to  the  rest  of  the  congregation,  it  was 
thought  It  could  not  but  be  impressive  and  effecting,  to 
find  their  devotions  mingling  with  those  who,  sent  by  the 
doom  of  an  earthly  tribunal  to  appear  where  the  whole 
earth  is  judged,  might  be  considered  as  beings  trembling 
on  the  verge  of  eternity.  The  practice,  however  edifying, 
has  been  discontinued,  in  consequence  of  the  incident  we 
are  about  to  detail. 

The  clergfyman,  whose  duty  it  was  to  officiate  in  the 
Tolbooth  Church,  had  concluded  an  affecting  discourse, 
part  of  which  was  particularly  directed  to  the  unfortunate 
men,  Wilson  and  Robertson,  who  were  In  the  pew  set 
apart  for  the  persons  in  their  unhappy  situation,  each 
secured  betwixt  two  soldiers  of  the  City  Guard.  The 
clergyman  had  reminded  them,  that  the  next  congrega- 
tion they  must  join  would  be  that  of  the  just,  or  of 
the   unjust :    that   the   psalms   they   now  heard   must   be 


38  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

exchanged,  in  the  space  of  two  brief  days,  for  eternal 
hallelujahs,  or  eternal  lamentations ;  and  that  this  fearful 
alternative  must  depend  upon  the  state  to  which  they  might 
be  able  to  bring  their  minds  before  the  moment  of  awful 
preparation ;  that  they  should  not  despair  on  account  of 
the  suddenness  of  the  summons,  but  rather  to  feel  this 
comfort  in  their  misery,  that,  though  all  who  now  lifted 
the  voice,  or  bent  the  knee  in  conjunction  with  them,  lay 
under  the  same  sentence  of  certain  death,  they  only  had 
the  advantage  of  knowing  the  precise  moment  at  which 
it  should  be  executed  upon  them.  "Therefore,"  urged 
the  good  man,  his  voice  trembling  with  emotion,  "redeem 
the  time,  my  unhappy  brethren,  which  is  yet  left ;  and 
remember  that,  with  the  grace  of  Him  to  whom  space 
and  time  are  but  as  nothing,  salvation  may  yet  be  assured, 
even  in  the  pittance  of  delay  which  the  laws  of  your  country 
afford  you." 

Robertson  was  observed  to  weep  at  these  words ;  but 
Wilson  seemed  as  one  whose  brain  had  not  entirely 
received  their  meaning,  or  whose  thoughts  were  deeply 
impressed  with  some  different  subject ; — an  expression  so 
natural  to  a  person  in  his  situation,  that  it  excited  neither 
suspicion  nor  surprise. 

The  benediction  was  pronounced  as  usual,  and  the 
congregation  was  dismissed,  many  lingering  to  indulge 
their  curiosity  with  a  more  fixed  look  at  the  two  criminals, 
who  now,  as  well  as  their  guards,  rose  up,  as  if  to  depart 
when  the  crowd  should  permit  them.  A  murmur  of  com- 
passion was  heard  to  pervade  the  spectators,  the  more 
general,  perhaps,  on  account  of  the  alleviating  circum- 
stances of  the  case  ;  when  all  at  once,  Wilson,  who,  as  we 
have  already  noticed,  was  a  very  strong  man,  seized  two 
of  the  soldiers,  one  with  each  hand,  and  calling  at  the 
same  time  to  his  companion,  "Run,  Geordie,  run!  "  threw 
himself  on  a  third,  and  fastened  his  teeth  on  the  collar  of 
his  coat.  Robertson  stood  for  a  second  as  if  thunder- 
struck, and  unable  to  avail  himself  of  the  opportunity  of 
escape ;  but  the  cry  of  "  Run,  run  1  "  being  echoed  from 
many  around,  whose  feelings  surprised  them  into  a  very 
natural  interest  in  his  behalf,  he  shook  off  the  grasp  of 
the  remaining  soldier,  threw  himself  over  the  pew,  mixed 
with  the  dispersing  congregation,  none  of  whom  felt  in- 
clined to  stop  a  poor  wretch  taking  this  last  chance  for  his 
life,  gained  the  door  of  the  church,  and  was  lost  to  all  pursuit 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  39 

The  generous  intrepidity  which  Wilson  had  displayed 
on  this  occasion  augmented  the,  feeling  of  compassion 
which  attended  his  fate.  The  public,  where  their  own 
prejudices  are  not  concerned,  are  easily  engaged  on  the 
side  of  disinterestedness  and  humanity,  admired  Wilson's 
behaviour,  and  rejoiced  in  Robertson's  escape.  This  general 
feeling  was  so  great,  that  it  excited  a  vague  report 
that  Wilson  would  be  rescued  at  the  place  of  execution, 
either  by  the  mob  or  by  some  of  his  old  associates,  or  by 
some  second  extraordinary  and  unexpected  exertion  of 
strength  and  courage  on  his  own  part.  The  magistrates 
thought  it  their  duty  to  provide  against  the  possibility  of 
disturbance.  They  ordered  out,  for  protection  of  the  exe- 
cution of  the  sentence,  the  greater  part  of  their  own  City 
Guard,  under  tiie  command  of  Captain  Porteous,  a  man 
whose  name  became  too  memorable  from  the  melancholy 
circumstances  of  the  day,  and  subsequent  events.  It 
may  be  necessary  to  say  a  word  about  this  person,  and 
the  corps  which  he  commanded.  But  the  subject  is  of 
importance  sufficient  to  deserve  another  chapter. 


CHAPTER  III. 

And  thou,  great  god  of  aqua-vita  ! 
Wha  sways  the  empire  of  this  city 
(When  fou  we're  sometimes  capernoity), 

Be  thou  prepared. 
To  save  us  frae  that  black  banditti, 

The  City  Guard  ! 

Fergusson's  Da/i  Days. 

Captain  John  Porteous,  a  name  memorable  in  the  tradi- 
tions of  Edinburgh,  as  well  as  in  the  records  of  criminal 
jurisprudence,  was  the  son  of  a  citizen  of  Edinburgh,  who 
endeavoured  to  breed  him  up  to  his  own  mechanical  trade 
of  a  tailor.  The  youth,  however,  had  a  wild  and  irreclaim- 
able propensity  to  dissipation,  which  finally  sent  hini  to 
serve  in  the  corps  long  maintained  in  the  service  of  the 
States  of  Holland,  and  called  the  Scotch  Dutch.  Here  he 
learned  military  discipline  ;  and,  returning  afterwards,  in 
the  course  of  an  idle  and  wandering  life,  to  his  native  city, 
his  services  were  required  hy  the  magistrates  of  Edinburgh 
in  the  disturbed  year  1715,  ">r  disciplining  their  City  Guard, 


40  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

in  which  he  shortly  afterwards  received  a  captain's  com- 
mission. It  was  only  by  his  military  skill,  and  an  alert  and 
resolute  character  as  an  officer  of  police,  that  he  merited 
this  promotion,  for  he  is  said  to  have  been  a  man  of  pro- 
fligate habits,  an  unnatural  son,  and  a  brutal  husband.  He 
was,  however,  useful  in  his  station,  and  his  harsh  and  fierce 
habits  rendered  him  formidable  to  rioters  or  disturbers  of 
the  public  peace. 

Tho  corps  in  which  he  held  his  command  is,  or  perhaps 
we  should  rather  say  was,  a  body  of  about  one  hundred 
and  twenty  soldiers,  divided  into  three  companies,  and 
regularly  armed,  clothed,  and  embodied.  They  were  chiefly 
veterans  who  enlisted  in  this  corps,  having  the  benefit  of 
working  at  their  trades  when  they  were  off  duty.  These 
men  had  the  charge  of  preserving  public  order,  repressing 
riots  and  street  robberies,  acting,  in  short,  as  an  armed 
police,  and  attending  on  all  public  occasions  where  confusion 
or  popular  disturbance  might  be  expected.*  Poor  Fergusson, 
whose  irregularities  sometimes  led  him  into  unpleasant  ren- 
contres with  these  military  conservators  of  public  order, 
and  who  mentions  them  so  often  that  he  m-ay  be  termed 
their  poet  laureate,  thus  admonishes  his  readers,  warned 
doubtless  by  his  own  experience  : — 

Gude  folk,  as  ye  come  frae  the  fair, 
Bide  yont  frae  this  black  squad  : 

There's  tiae  sic  savag-es  elsewhere 
Allow'd  to  wear  cockad. 

In  fact,  the  soldiers  of  the  City  Guard,  being,  as  we 
have  said,  in  general  discharged  veterans,  who  had 
strength  enough  remaining  for  this  municipal  duty,  and 
being,  moreover,  for  the  greater  part  Highlanders,  were 
neither  by  birth,  education,  or  former  habits,  trained  to 
endure  with  much  patience  the  insults  of  the  rabble,  or 
the  provoking  petulance  of  truant  schoolboys,  and  idle 
debauchees  of  all  descriptions,  with  whom  their  occupa- 
tion brought  them  into  contact.  On  the  contrary,  the 
tempers  of  the  poor  old  fellows  were  soured  by  the  indig- 
nities with   which  the  mob  distinguished   them  on  many 

•  The  Lord  Provost  was  ex-officio  commander  and  colonel  of  the  corps,  which 
migrht  be  increased  to  three  hundred  men  when  the  times  required  it.  No  other 
drum  but  theirs  was  allowed  to  sound  on  the  High  Street  between  the  Lucken- 
booths  and  the  Netherbow.     (S.) 


THE   HEART   OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  41 

occasions,  and  frequently  might  have  required  the  soothing 
strains  of  the  poet  we  have  just  quoted — 

O  soldiers !  for  your  ain  dear  sakes. 
For  Scotland's  love,  the  Land  o*  Cakes, 
Gie  not  her  bairns  sic  deadly  paiks, 

Nor  be  sae  rude, 
Wi'  firelock  or  Lochaber-axe, 

As  spiU  their  bluid  I 

On  all  occasions  when  a  holiday  licensed  some  riot  and 
irregularity,  a  skirmish  with  these  veterans  was  a  favourite 
recreation  with  the  rabble  of  Edinburgh.  These  pages  may 
perhaps  see  the  light  when  many  have  in  fresh  recollection 
such  onsets  as  we  allude  to.  But  the  venerable  corps,  with 
whom  the  contention  was  held,  may  now  be  considered  as 
totally  extinct.  Of  late  the  gradual  diminution  of  these 
civic  soldiers,  reminds  one  of  the  abatement  of  King  Lear's 
hundred  knights.  The  edicts  of  each  succeeding  set  of 
magistrates  have,  like  those  of  Goneril  and  Regan,  dimin- 
ished this  venerable  band  with  the  similar  question,"  What 
need  we  five-and-twenty  ? — ten  ?— or  five  ?  "  And  it  is  now 
nearly  come  to,  "  WTiat  need  one  ?  "  A  spectre  may  indeed 
here  and  there  still  be  seen,  of  an  old  gray -headed  and  gray- 
bearded  Highlander,  with  war-worn  features,  but  bent 
double  by  age  ;  dressed  in  an  old-fashioned  cocked  hat, 
bound  with  white  tape  instead  of  silver  lace  ;  and  in  coat, 
waistcoat,  and  breeches,  of  a  muddy-coloured  red,  bearing 
in  his  withered  hand  an  ancient  weapon,  called  a  Lochaber 
axe  ;  a  long  pole,  namely,  with  an  axe  at  the  extremity,  and 
a  hook  at  the  back  of  the  hatchet.*  Such  a  phantom  of 
former  days  still  creeps,  I  have  been  informed,  round  the 
statue  of  Charles  the  Second,  in  the  Parliament  Square, 
as  if  the  image  of  a  Stuart  were  the  last  refuge  for  any 
memorial  of  our  ancient  manners  ;  and  one  or  two  others 
are  supposed  to  gUde  around  the  door  of  the  guard-house 
assigned  to  them  in  the  Luckenbooths,  when  their  ancient 
refuge  in  the  High  Street  was  laid  low't     But  the  fate  of 

•  This  hook  was  to  enable  the  bearer  of  the  Lochaber  axe  to  scale  a  gateway, 
by  grappling  the  top  of  the  door,  and  swinging  himself  up  by  the  staff  of  Us 
weapon. 

t  This  ancient  corps  Is  now  entirely  distjanded.  Their  last  march  to  do  duty 
at  Hallow-fair,  had  something  in  it  afiecting.  The  drums  and  tifes  had  been 
wont  on  better  days  to  play,  on  this  joyous  occasion,  the  lively  tune  of 

■■  Jockey  to  the  fair ;  " 
but  on  this  final  occasion  the  aaiictea  veterans  moved  slowly  to  the  dirge  of 
"  The  last  time  I  came  ower  the  mulr." 


42  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

manuscripts  bequeathed  to  friends  and  executors  is  so  un- 
certain, that  the  narrative  containing  these  frail  memorials 
of  the  old  Town  Guard  of  Edinburgh,  who,  with  their  grim 
and  valiant  corporal,  John  Dhu  (the  fiercest-looking  fellow 
I  ever  saw),  were,  in  my  bo)'hood,  the  alternate  terror  and 
derision  of  the  petulant  brood  of  the  High  School,  may, 
perhaps,  only  come  to  light  when  all  memory  of  the  institu- 
tion has  faded  away,  and  then  serve  as  an  illustration  of 
Kay's  caricatures,  who  has  preserved  the  features  of  some 
of  their  heroes.  In  the  preceding  generation,  when  there 
was  a  perpetual  alarm  for  the  plots  and  activity  of  the 
Jacobites,  some  pains  were  taken  by  the  magistrates  of 
Edinburgh  to  keep  this  corps,  though  composed  always  of 
such  materials  as  we  have  noticed,  in  a  more  eflfective  state 
tlian  was  afterwards  judged  necessary,  when  their  most 
dangerous  service  was  to  skirmish  with  the  rabble  on  the 
king's  birthday.  They  were,  therefore,  more  the  objects 
of  hatred,  and  less  that  of  scorn,  than  they  were  afterwards 
accounted. 

To"  Captain  John  Porteous,  the  honour  of  his  command 
and  of  his  corps  seems  to  have  been  a  matter  of  high 
interest  and  importance.  He  was  exceedingly  incensed 
against  Wilson  for  the  affront  which  he  construed  him  to 
have  put  upon  his  soldiers,  in  the  effort  he  made  for  the 
liberation  of  his  companion,  and  ex.pressed  himself  most 
ardently  on  the  subject.  He  was  no  less  indignant  at  the 
report,  that  there  was  an  intention  to  rescue  Wilson 
himself  from  the  gallows,  and  uttered  many  threats  and 
imprecations  upon  that  subject,  which  were  afterwards 
remembered  to  his  disadvantage.  In  fact,  if  a  good  deal 
of  determination  and  promptitude  rendered  Porteous,  in 
one  respect,  fit  to  command  guards  designed  to  suppress 
popular  commotion,  he  seems,  on  the  other,  to  have  been 
disqualified  for  a  charge  so  delicate,  by  a  hot  and  surly 
temper,  always  too  ready  to  come  to  blows  and  violence ; 
a  character  void  of  principle ;  and  a  disposition  to  regard 
the  rabble,  who  seldom  failed  to  regale  him  and  his  soldiers 
with  some  marks  of  their  displeasure,  as  declared  enemies, 
upon  whom  it  was  natural  and  justifiable  that  he  should 
seek  opportunities  of  vengeance.  Being,  however,  the  most 
active  and  trustworthy  among  the  Captains  of  the  City 
Guard,  he  was  the  person  to  whom  the  magistrate  confided 
the  command  of  the  soldiers  appointed  to  keep  the  peace 
at  the  time  of  Wilson's   execution.      He  was  ordered  to 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  43 

guard  the  gallows  and  scaffold,  with  about  eighty  men,  all 
the  disposable  force  that  could  be  spared  for  that  duty. 

But  the  magistrates  took  further  precautions,  which 
effected  Forteous's  pride  very  deeply.  They  requested  the 
assistance  of  part  of  a  regular  infantry  regiment,  not  to 
attend  upon  the  execution,  but  to  remain  drawn  up  on 
the  principal  street  of  the  cit}',  during  the  time  that  it 
went  forward,  in  order  to  intimidate  the  multitude,  in  case 
they  should  be  disposed  to  be  unruly,  with  a  display  of 
force  which  could  not  be  resisted  without  desperation.  It 
may  sound  ridiculous  in  our  ears,  considering  the  fallen 
state  of  this  ancient  civic  corps,  that  its  officer  should  have 
felt  punctiliously  jealous  of  its  honour.  Yet  so  it  was. 
Captain  Porteous  resented,  as  an  indignity,  the  introducing 
the  Welsh  Fusileers  within  the  city,  and  drawing  them  up 
in  the  street  where  no  drums  but  his  own  were  allowed  to 
be  sounded,  without  the  speciai  command  or  permission 
of  the  magistrates.  As  he  could  not  show  his  ill-humour 
to  his  patrons  the  magistrates,  it  increased  his  indignation 
and  his  desire  to  be  revenged  on  the  unfortunate  criminal 
Wilson,  and  all  who  favoured  him.  These  internal 
emotions  of  jealousy  and  rage  wrought  a  change  on  the 
man's  mien  and  bearing,  visible  to  all  who  saw  him  on 
the  fatal  morning  when  Wilson  was  appointed  to  suffer. 
Porteous's  ordinary  appearance  was  rather  favourable. 
He  was  about  the  middle  size,  stout,  and  well  made,  having 
a  military  air,  and  yet  rather  a  gentle  and  mild  counten- 
ance. His  complexion  was  brown,  his  face  somewhat 
fretted  with  the  scars  of  the  small-pox,  his  eyes  rather 
languid  than  keen  or  fierce.  On  the  present  occasion, 
however,  it  seemed  to  those  who  saw  him  as  if  he  were 
agitated  by  some  evil  demon.  His  step  was  irregular, 
his  voice  hollow  and  broken,  his  countenance  pale,  his 
eyes  staring  and  wild,  his  speech  imperfect  and  confused, 
and  his  whole  appearance  so  disordered,  that  many 
remarked  he  seemed  to  he  fey,  a  Scottish  expression,  mean- 
ing the  state  of  those  who  are  driven  on  to  their  impending 
fate  by  the  strong  impulse  of  some  irresistible  necessity. 
One  part  of  his  conduct  was  truly  diabolical,  if,  indeed, 
it  has  not  been  exaggerated  by  the  general  prejudice 
entertained  against  his  memory.  When  Wilson,  the  un- 
happy criminal,  was  delivered  to  him  by  the  keeper  of 
the  prison,  in  order  that  he  might  be  conducted  to  the 
place  of  execution,  Porteous,  not  satisfied  with  the  usual 


44  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

precautions  to  prevent  escape,  ordered  him  to  be  manacled. 
This  might  be  justifiable  from  the  character  and  bodily 
strength  of  the  malefactor,  as  well  as  from  the  apprehen- 
sions, so  generally  entertained,  of  an  expected  rescue.  But 
the  handcuffs  which  were  produced  being  found  too  small 
for  the  wrists  of  a  man  so  big-boned  as  Wilson,  Porteous 
proceeded  with  his  own  hands,  and  by  great  exertion  of 
strength,  to  force  them  till  they  clasped  together,  to  the 
exquisite  torture  of  the  unhappy  criminal.  Wilson  remon- 
strated against  such  barbarous  usage,  declaring  that  the 
pain  distracted  his  thoughts  from  the  subjects  of  meditation 
proper  to  his  unhappy  condition.  , 

"It  signifies  little,"  replied  Captain  Porteous;  "your 
pain  will  be  soon  at  an  end." 

"Your  cruelty  is  great,"  answered  the  sufferer.  "You 
know  not  how  soon  you  yourself  may  have  occasion  to  ask 
the  mercy,  which  you  are  now  refusing  to  a  fellow-creature. 
May  God  forgive  you  1  " 

These  words,  long  afterwards  quoted  and  remembered, 
were  all  that  passed  between  Porteous  and  his  prisoner ; 
but  as  they  took  air,  and  became  known  to  the  people, 
they  greatly  increased  the  popular  compassion  for  Wilson, 
ana  excited  a  proportionate  degree  of  indignation  against 
Porteous,  against  whom,  as  strict,  and  even  violent  in  the 
discharge  of  his  unpopular  office,  the  common  people  had 
some  real,  and  many  imaginary  causes  of  complamt. 

When  the  painful  procession  was  completed,  and  Wilson, 
with  the  escort,  had  arrived  at  the  scaffold  in  the  Grass- 
market,  there  appeared  no  signs  of  that  attempt  to  rescue 
him  which  had  occasioned  such  precautions.  The  multitude, 
in  general,  looked  on  with  deeper  interest  than  at  ordinary 
executions  ;  and  there  might  be  seen,  on  the  countenances 
of  many,  a  stern  and  indignant  expression,  like  that  with 
which  the  ancient  Cameronians  might  be  supposed  to 
witness  the  execution  of  their  brethren,  who  glorified  the 
Covenant  on  the  same  occasion,  and  at  the  same  _  spot. 
But  there  was  no  attempt  at  violence.  Wilson  himself 
seemed  disposed  to  hasten  over  the  space  that  divided  time 
from  eternity.  The  devotions  proper  and  usual  on  such 
occasions  were  no  sooner  finished  than  he  submitted  to  his 
fate,  and  the  sentence  of  the  law  was  fulfilled. 

He  had  been  suspended  on  the  gibbet  so  long  as  to  be 
totally  deprived  of  life,  when  at  once,  as  if  occasioned  by 
some  newly-received  impulse,  there  arose  a  tumult  among 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  45 

the  multitude.  Many  stones  were  thrown  at  Porteous  and 
his  guards  ;  some  mischief  was  done  ;  and  the  mob  continued 
to  press  forward  with  whoops,  shrieks,  howls,  and  exclama- 
tions. A  young  fellow,  with  a  sailor's  cap  slouched  over 
his  face,  sprung  on  the  scaffold,  and  cut  the  rope  by  which 
the  criminal  was  suspended.  Others  approached  to  carrj- 
off  the  body,  either  to  secure  for  it  a  decent  grave,  or  to 
try,  perhaps,  some  means  of  resuscitation.  Captain 
Porteous  was  wrought,  by  this  appearance  of  insurrection 
against  his  authority,  into  a  rage  so  headlong  as  made  him 
forget  that,  the  sentence  having  been  fully  executed,  it  was 
his  duty  not  to  engage  in  hostilities  with  the  misguided 
multitude,  but  to  draw  off  his  men  as  fast  as  possible.  He 
sprung  from  the  scaffold,  snatched  a  musket  from  one  of 
his  soldiers,  commanded  the  party  to  give  fire,  and,  as 
several  eye-witnesses  concurred  in  swearing,  set  them  the 
example,  by  discharging  his  piece,  and  shooting  a  man 
dead  on  the  spot.  Several  soldiers  obeyed  his  command 
or  followed  his  example ;  six  or  seven  persons  were  slain, 
and  a  great  many  were  hurt  and  wounded. 

After  this  act  of  violence,  the  Captain  proceeded  to  with- 
draw his  men  towards  their  guard-house  in  the  High 
Street.  The  mob  were  not  so  much  intimidated  as  incensed 
by  what  had  been  done.  They  pursued  the  soldiers  with  exe- 
crations, accompanied  by  volleys  of  stones.  As  they  pressed 
on  them,  the  rearmost  soldiers  turned,  and  again  fired  with 
fatal  aim  and  execution.  It  is  not  accurately  known  whether 
Porteous  commanded  this  second  act  of  violence ;  but  of 
course  the  odium  of  the  whole  transactions  of  the  fatal  day 
attached  to  him,  and  to  him  alone.  He  arrived  at  the  guard- 
house, dismissed  his  soldiers,  and  went  to  make  his  report  to 
the  magistrates  concerning  the  unfortunate  events  of  the  day. 

Apparently  by  this  time  Captain  Porteous  had  begun 
to  doubt  the  propriety  of  his  own  conduct,  and  the  recep- 
tion he  met  with  from  the  magistrates  was  such  as  to 
make  him  still  more  anxious  to  gloss  it  over.  He  denied 
that  he  had  given  orders  to  fire  ;  he  denied  he  had  fired 
with  his  own  hand ;  he  even  produced  the  fusee  which 
he  carried  as  an  officer  for  examination ;  it  was  found 
still  loaded.  Of  three  cartridges  which  he  was  seen  to 
put  in  his  pouch  that  morning,  two  were  still  there ;  a 
white  handkerchief  was  thrust  into  the  muzzle  of  the 
piece,  and  returned  unsoiled  or  blackened.  To  the  defence 
founded    on    these    circumstances    it    was   answered,   that 


46  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

Porteous  had  not  used  his  own  piece,  but  had  been  seen 
to  take  one  from  a  soldier.  Among  the  many  who  had 
been  killed  and  wounded  by  the  unhappy  fire,  <here  were 
several  of  better  rank ;  for  even  the  humanity  of  such 
soldiers  as  fired  over  the  heads  of  the  mere  rabble  around 
the  scaffold,  proved  in  some  instances  fatal  to  persons  who 
were  stationed  in  windows,  or  observed  the  melancholy 
scene  from  a  distance.  The  voice  of  public  indigna- 
tion was  loud  and  general ;  and,  ere  men's  tempers  had 
time  to  cool,  the  trial  of  Captain  Porteous  took  place  before 
the  High  Court  of  Justiciary.  After  a  long  and  patient 
hearing,  the  jury  had  the  difficult  duty  of  balancing  the 
positive  evidence  of  many  persons,  and  those  of  respecta- 
bility, who  deposed  positively  to  the  prisoner's  commanding 
his  soldiers  to  fire,  and  himself  firing  his  piece,  of  which 
some  swore  that  they  saw  the  smoke  and  flash,  and 
beheld  a  man  drop  at  whom  it  was  pointed,  with  the 
negative  testimony  of  others,  who,  though  well  stationed 
for  seeing  what  had  passed,  neither  heard  Porteous  give 
orders  to  fire,  nor  saw  him  fire  himself;  but,  on  the 
contrary,  averred  that  the  first  shot  was  fired  by  a  soldier 
who  stood  close  by  him.  A  great  part  of  his  defence 
was  also  founded  on  the  turbulence  of  the  mob,  which 
witnesses,  according  to  their  feelings,  their  predilections, 
and  their  opportunities  of  observation,  represented  differently  ; 
some  describing  as  a  formidable  riot,  what  others  repre- 
sented as  a  trifling  disturbance,  such  as  always  used  to 
take  place  on  the  like  occasions,  when  the  executioner 
of  the  law,  and  the  men  commissioned  to  protect  him  in 
his  task,  were  generally  exposed  to  some  indignities.  The 
verdict  of  the  jury  sufficiently  shows  how  the  evidence 
preponderated  m  their  minds.  It  declared  that  John 
Porteous  fired  a  gun  among  the  people  assembled  at  the 
execution ;  that  he  gave  orders  to  his  soldiers  to  fire,  by 
which  many  persons  were  killed  and  wounded ;  but,  at 
the  same  time,  that  the  prisoner  and  his  guard  had 
been  wounded  and  beaten,  by  stones  thrown  at  them  by 
the  multitude.  Upon  this  verdict,  the  Lords  of  Justiciary 
passed  sentence  of  death  against  Captain  John  Porteous, 
adjudging  him,  in  the  common  form,  to  be  hanged  on 
a  gibbet  at  the  common  place  of  execution,  on  Wednesday, 
8th  September,  1736,  and  all  his  moveable  property  to 
be  forfeited  to  the  king's  use,  according  to  the  Scottish 
law  in  cases  of  wilful  murder. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHiAN.  47 


CHAPTER   IV. 

The  hour's  come,  but  not  the  man.  * 

Kelpie, 

On  the  day  when  the  unhappy  Porteous  was  expected 
to  suffer  the  sentence  of  the  law,  the  place  of  execution, 
extensive  as  it  is,  was  crowded  almost  to  suffocation. 
There  was  not  a  window  in  all  the  lofty  tenements  around 
it,  or  in  the  steep  and  crooked  street  called  the  Bow,  by 
which  the  fatal  procession  was  to  descend  from  the  High 
Street,  that  was  not  absolutely  filled  with  spectators. 
The  uncommon  height  and  antique  appearance  of  these 
houses,  some  of  wliich  were  formerly  the  property  of  the 
Knights  Templars,  and  the  Knights  of  St.  John,  and 
still  exhibit  on  their  fronts  and  gables  the  iron  cross  of 
these  orders,  gave  additional  effect  to  a  scene  in  itself  so 
striking.  The  area  of  the  Grassmarket  resembled  a 
huge  dark  lake  or  sea  of  human  heads,  in  the  centre  of 
which  arose  the  fatal  tree,  tall,  black,  and  ominous,  from 
which  dangled  the  deadly  halter.  Every  object  takes  interest 
from  its  uses  and  associations,  and  the  erect  beam  and 
empty  noose,  things  so  simple  in  themselves,  became,  on 
such  an  occasion,  objects  of  terror  and  of  solemn  interest. 

Amid  so  numerous  an  assembly  there  was  scarcely  a  word 
spoken,  save  in  whispers.  The  thirst  of  vengeance  was  in 
some  degree  allayed  by  its  supposed  certainty ;  and  even  the 
populace,  with  deeper  feeling  than  they  are  wont  to 
entertain,  suppressed  all  clamorous  exultation,  and  prepared 
to  enjoy  the  scene  of  retaliation  in  triumph,  silent  and 
decent,  though  stern  and  relentless.  It  seemed  as  if  the 
depth  of  their  hatred  to  the  unfortunate  criminal  scorned  to 
display  itself  in  anything  resembling  the  more  noisy  current 
of  their  ordinary  feelings.  Had  a  stranger  consulted  only 
the  evidence  of  his  ears,  he  might  have  supposed  that  so 
vast  a  multitude  were  assembled  for  some  purpose  which 
affected  them  with  the  deepest  sorrow,  and  stilled  those 
/loises  which,  on  all  ordinary  occasions,  arise  from  such  a 

•  There  is  a  tradition,  that  while  a  little  stream  was  swollen  into  a  torrent 
by  recent  showers,  the  discontented  voice  of  the  Water  Spirit  was  heard  to 
pronounce  these  words.  At  the  same  moment  a  man,  urged  on  by  his  fate,  or, 
m  Scottish  language. /iry,  arrived  at  a  gallop,  and  prepared  to  cross  the  water. 
No  remonstr.Tnce  from  the  bystanders  was  a  power  to  stop  him — he  plung^ed 
into  the  stream,  and  perished. 


iS  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

concourse  ;  but  if  he  gazed  upon  their  faces,  he  would  have 
been  instantly  undeceived.  The  compressed  lip,  the  bent 
brow,  tlie  stern  and  flashing  eye  of  almost  everyone  on  whom 
he  looked,  conveyed  the  expression  of  men  come  to  glut 
their  sight  with  triumphant  revenge.  It  is  probable  that 
the  appearance  of  the  criminal  might  have  somewhat 
changed  the  temper  of  the  populace  in  his  favour,  and  that 
they  might  in  the  moment  of  death  have  forgiven  the  man 
against  whom  their  resentment  had  been  so  fiercely  heated. 
It  had,  however,  been  destined,  that  the  mutability  of  their 
sentiments  was  not  to  be  exposed  to  this  trial. 

The  usual  hour  for  producing  the  criminal  had  been  past 
for  many  minutes,  yet  the  spectators  observed  no  symptom 
of  his  appearance.  "Would  they  venture  to  defraud  public 
justice  ?  "  was  the  question  which  men  began  anxiously  to 
ask  at  each  other.  The  first  answer  in  every  case  was  bold 
and  positive, — "They  dare  not."  But  when  the  point  was 
further  canvassed,  other  opinions  were  entertained,  and 
various  causes  of  doubt  were  suggested.  Porteous  had 
been  a  favourite  officer  of  the  magistracy  of  the  city,  which, 
being  a  numerous  and  fluctuating  body,  requires  for  its 
support  a  degree  of  energy  in  its  functionaries,  which  the 
individuals  who  compose  it  cannot  at  all  times  alike  be 
,supposed  to  possess  in  their  own  persons.  It  was  re- 
membered, that  in  the  Information  for  Porteous  (the  paper, 
namely,  in  which  his  case  was  stated  to  the  Judges  of  the 
criminal  court),  he  had  been  described  by  his  counsel,  as 
the  person  on  whom  the  magistrates  chiefly  relied  in  all 
emergencies  of  uncommon  difficulty.  It  was  argued,  too, 
that  his  conduct,  on  the  unhappy  occasion  of  Wilson's 
execution,  was  capable  of  being  attributed  to  an  imprudent 
excess  of  zeal  in  the  execution  of  his  duty,  a  motive  for 
which  those  under  whose  authority  he  acted  might  be 
supposed  to  have  grelt  sympathy.  And  as  these  considera- 
tions might  move  the  magistrates  to  make  a  favourable 
representation  of  Porteous's  case,  there  were  not  wanting 
others  in  the  higher  departments  of  government,  which 
would  make  such  suggestions  favourably  listened  to. 

The  mob  of  Edinburgh,  when  thoroughly  excited,  had 
been  at  all  times  one  of  the  fiercest  which  could  be  found  in 
Europe  ;  and  of  late  years  they  had  risen  repeatedly  against 
the  government,  and  sometimes  not  without  temporary 
success.  They  were  conscious,  therefore,  that  they  were 
no  favourites  with   the   rulers   of  tlie   period,  and   that,  if 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN,  49 

Captain  Porteous's  violence  was  not  altogether  regarded  as 
good  service,  it  might  certainly  be  thought,  that  to  visit  it 
with  a  capital  punishment  would  render  it  both  delicate  and 
dangerous  for  future  officers,  in  the  same  circumstances,  to 
act  with  effect  in  repressing  tumults.  There  is  also  a 
natural  feeling,  on  the  part  of  all  members  of  government, 
for  the  general  maintenance  of  authority  ;  and  it  seemed  not 
unlikely,  that  what  to  tlie  relatrves  of  the  sufferers  appeared 
a  wanton  and  unprovoked  massacre,  should  be  otherwise 
viewed  in  the  cabinet  of  St.  James's.  It  might  be  there 
supposed,  that,  upon  the  whole  matter.  Captain  Porteous 
was  in  the  exercise  of  a  trust  delegated  to  him  by  the  lawful 
civil  authority  ;  that  he  had  been  assaulted  by  the  populace, 
and  several  of  his  men  hurt ;  and  that,  in  finally  repelling 
force  by  force,  his  conduct  could  be  fairly  imputed  to  no 
other  motive  than  self-defence  in  the  discharge  of  his 
duty. 

These  considerations,  of  themselves  verj'  powerful,  induced 
the  spectators  to  apprehend  the  possibility  of  a  reprieve  ;  and 
to  the  various  causes  which  might  interest  the  rulers  in  his 
favour,  the  lower  part  of  the  rabble  added  one  which  was 
peculiarly  well  adapted  to  their  comprehension.  It  was 
averred,  in  order  to  increase  the  odium  against  Porteous, 
that  while  he  repressed  with  the  utmost  severity  the  slightest 
excesses  of  the  poor,  he  not  only  overlooked  the  license  of 
the  young  nobles  and  gentr>',  but  was  very  willing  to  lend 
them  the  countenance  of  his  official  authority,  in  execution 
of  such  loose  pranks  as  it  was  chiefly  his  duty  to  have 
restrained.  This  suspicion,  which  was  perhaps  much 
exaggerated,  made  a  deep  impression  on  the  minds  of  the 
populace ;  and  when  several  of  the  higher  rank  joined  in  a 
petition,  recommending  Porteous  to  the  mercy  of  the  crown, 
it  was  generally  supposed  he  owed  their  favour  not  to  any 
conviction  of  the  hardship  of  his  case,  but  to  the  fear  of 
losing  a  convenient  accomplice  in  their  debaucheries.  It  is 
scarcely  necessary  to  say  how  much  this  suspicion  augmented 
the  people's  detestation  of  this  obnoxious  criminal,  as  well 
as  their  fear  of  his  escaping  the  sentence  pronounced  against 
him. 

While  these  arguments  were  stated  and  replied  to,  and 
canvassed  and  supported,  the  hitherto  silent  expectation 
of  the  people  became  changed  into  that  deep  and  agitating 
murmur,  which  is  sent  forth  by  the  ocean  before  the  tempest 
begins  to  howl.     The  crowded  populace,  as  if  their  motions 


50  THE   HEART   OK   MID-LOTHIAN. 

had  corresponded  with  the  unsettled  state  of  their  minds, 
fluctuated  to  and  fro  without  any  visible  cause  of  impulse, 
like  the  agitation  of  the  waters,  cailed  by  sailors  the 
ground-swell.  The  news,  which  the  magistrates  had 
almost  hesitated  lo  communicate  to  them,  were  at  length 
announced,  and  spread  among  the  spectators  with  a  rapidity 
like  lightning.  A  reprieve  from  the  Secretary  of  State's 
office,  under  the  hand  of  his  Grace  the  Duke  of  Newcastle, 
had  arrived,  intimating  the  pleasure  of  Queen  Caroline 
(regent  of  the  kingdom  during  the  absence  of  George  II. 
on  the  Continent),  that  the  execution  of  the  sentence  of 
death  pronounced  against  John  Porteous,  late  Captain- 
Lieutenant  of  the  City  Guard  of  Edinburgh,  present  prisoner 
in  the  Tolbooth  of  that  city,  be  respited  for  six  weeks  from 
the  time  appointed  for  his  execution. 

The  assembled  spectators  of  almost  all  degrees,  whose 
minds  had  been  wound  up  to  the  pitch  which  we  have 
described,  uttered  a  groan,  or  rather  a  roar  of  indignation 
and  disappointed  revenge,  similar  to  that  of  a  tiger  from 
whom  his  meal  has  been  rent  by  his  keeper  when  he  was 
just  about  to  devour  it.  This  fierce  exclamation  seemed 
to  forbode  some  immediate  explosion  of  popular  resentment, 
and,  in  fact,  such  had  been  expected  by  the  magistrates, 
and  the  necessary  measures  had  been  taken  to  repress  it. 
But  the  shout  was  not  repeated,  nor  did  any  sudden  tumult 
ensue,  such  as  it  appeared  to  announce.  The  populace 
seemed  to  be  ashamed  of  having  expressed  their  disappoint- 
ment in  a  vain  clamour,  and  the  sound  changed,  not  into 
the  silence  which  had  preceded  the  arrival  of  these  stunning 
news,  but  into  stifled  mutterings,  which  each  group 
maintained  among  themselves,  and  which  were  blended 
into  one  deep  and  hoarse  murmur  which  floated  above  the 
assembly. 

Yet  still,  though  all  expectation  of  the  execution  was 
over,  the  mob  remained  assembled,  stationary,  as  it  were, 
through  very  resentment,  gazing  on  the  preparations  for 
death,  which  had  now  been  made  in  vain,  and  stimulating 
their  feelings,  by  recalling  the  various  claims  which  Wilson 
might  have  had  on  royal  mercy,  from  the  mistaken  motives 
on  which  he  acted,  as  well  as  from  the  generosity  he  had 
displayed  towards  his  accomplice.  "This  man,"  they  said, 
— "the  brave,  the  lesolute,  the  generous,  was  executed  to 
death  without  mercy  for  stealing  a  purse  of  gold,  which 
in  some  sense  he  might  consider  as  a  fair  reprisal  ;  while 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  51 

the  profligate  satellite,  who  took  advantage  of  a  trifling 
tumult,  inseparable  from  such  occasions,  to  shed  the 
blood  of  twenty  of  his  fellow-citizens,  is  deemed  a  fitting 
object  for  the  exercise  of  the  royal  prerogative  of  mercy. 
Is  this  to  be  borne  ? — would  our  fathers  have  borne 
it  ?  Are  not  we,  like  them,  Scotsmen  and  burghers  of 
Edinburgh  ?  " 

The  officers  of  justice  began  now  to  remove  the  scaffold, 
and  other  preparations  which  had  been  made  for  the 
execution,  in  hopes,  by  doing  so.'to  accelerate  the  dispersion 
of  the  multitude.  The  measure  had  the  desired  effect ; 
for  no  sooner  had  the  fatal  tree  been  unfixed  from  the 
large  stone  pedestal  or  socket  in  which  it  was  secured,  and 
sunk  slowly  down  upon  the  wain  intended  to  remove  it 
to  the  place  where  it  was  usually  deposited,  than  the 
populace,  after  giving  vent  to  their  feelings  in  a  second 
shout  of  rage  and  mortification,  began  slowly  to  disperse, 
to  their  usual  abodes  and  occupations. 

The  windows  were  in  like  manner  gradually  deserted, 
and  groups  of  the  more  decent  class  of  citizens  formed 
themselves,  as  if  waiting  to  return  homewards  when  the 
streets  sliould  be  cleared  of  the  rabble.  Contrary'  to  what 
is  frequently  the  case,  this  description  of  persons  agreed 
in  general  with  the  sentiments  of  their  inferiors,  and 
considered  the  cause  as  common  to  all  ranks.  Indeed,  as 
we  have  already  noticed,  it  was  by  no  means  amongst 
the  lowest  class  of  the  spectators,  or  those  most 
likely  lo  be  engaged  in  the  riot  at  Wilson's  execution, 
that  the  fatal  fire  of  Porteous's  soldiers  had  taken  effect. 
Scveml  persons  were  killed  who  were  looking  out  at 
windows  at  the  scene,  who  could  not  of  course  belong  to 
the  rioters,  and  were  persons  of  decent  rank  and  condition. 
The  burghers,  therefore,  resenting  the  loss  which  had 
fallen  on  their  own  body,  and  proud  and  tenacious  of 
their  rights,  as  the  citizens  of  Edinburgh  have  at  all  times 
been,  were  greatly  exasperated  at  the  unexpected  respite 
of  Captain  Porteous. 

It  was  noticed  at  the  time,  and  afterwards  rpore  particu- 
larly remembered,  that  while  the  mob  were  in  the  act  of 
dispersing,  several  individuals  were  seen  busily  passing 
from  one  place  and  one  group  of  people  to  another,  re- 
maining long  with  none,  but  whispering  for  a  little  time 
with  those  who  appeared  to  be  declaiming  most  violently 
against  the  conduct  of  government.     These  active  agents 


52  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

Had  the  appearance  of  men  from  the  country,  and  were 
generally  supposed  to  be  old  friends  and  confederates  of 
Wilson,  whose  minds  were  of  course  highly  excited  against 
Porteous. 

If,  however,  it  was  the  intention  of  these  men  to  stir  the 
multitude  to  any  sudden  act  of  mutiny,  it  seemed  for 
the  time  to  be  fruitless.  The  rabble,  as  well  as  the  more 
decent  part  of  the  assembly,  dispersed,  and  went  home 
peaceably ;  and  it  was  only  by  observing  the  moody  dis- 
content on  their  brows,  or  catching  the  tenor  of  the 
conversation  they  held  with  each  other,  that  a  stranger 
could  estimate  the  state  of  their  minds.  We  will  give 
the  reader  this  advantage,  by  associating  ourselves  with 
one  of  the  numerous  groups  who  were  painfully  ascending 
the  steep  declivity  of  the  West  Bow,  to  return  to  their 
dwellings  in  the  Lawnmarket. 

"An  unco  thing  this,  Mrs.  Howden,"  said  old  Peter 
Plumdamas  to  his  neighbour  the  rouping-wife,  or  sales- 
woman, as  he  offered  her  his  arm  to  assist  her  in  the  toil- 
some ascent,  "to  see  the  grit  folk  at  Lunnon  set  their  face 
against  law  and  gospel,  and  let  loose  sic  a  reprobate  as 
Porteous  upon  a  peaceable  town  !  " 

"And  to  think  o'  the  weary  walk  they  hae  gien  us,'' 
answered  Mrs.  Howden,  with  a  groan;  "and  sic  a  com- 
fortable window  as  I  had  gotten,  too,  just  within  a  penny- 
stane  cast  of  the  scaffold— I  could  hae  heard  every  word  the 
minister  said — and  to  pay  twalpennies  for  my  stand,  and 
a'  for  naething  !  " 

"I  am  judging,"  said  Mr.  Plumdamas,  "that  this 
reprieve  wadna  stand  gude  in  the  auld  Scots  law,  when  the 
kingdom  was  a  kingdom." 

"I  dinna  ken  muckle  about  the  law,"  answered  Mrs. 
Howden;  "but  I  ken,  when  we  had  a  king,  and  a  chan- 
cellor, and  parliament-men  o'  our  ain,  we  could  aye  peeble 
them  wi'  stanes  when  they  werena  gude  bairns — But 
naebody's  nails  can  reach  the  length  o' Lunnon." 

"Weary  on  Lunnon,  and  a'  that  e'er  came  out  o't  I " 
said  Miss  Grizzel  Damahoy,  an  ancient  seamstress;  "they 
hae  taen  awa  our  Parliament,  and  they  hae  oppressed  our 
trade.  Our  gentles  will  hardly  allow  that  a  Scots  needle 
can  sew  ruffles  on  a  sark,  or  lace  on  an  owerlay." 

"Ye  may  say  that,  Miss  Damahoy,  and  I  ken  o'  them 
that  hae  gotten  raisins  frae  Lunnon  by  forpits  at  ance," 
responded   Plumdamas;    "and    then  sic  an  host    of  idle 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  S3 

English  gangers  and  excisemen  as  hae  come  down  to  vex 
and  torment  us,  that  an  honest  man  canna  fetch  sae 
muckle  as  a  bit  anker  o'  brandy  frae  Leith  to  the  Lawn- 
market,  but  he's  like  to  be  rubbit  o'  the  very  gudes  he's 
bought  and  paid  for. — Weel,  I  winna  justify  Andrew  Wilson 
for  pitting  hands  on  what  wasna  his  ;  but  if  he  took  nae 
mair  than  his  ain,  there's  an  awfu'  difference  between  that 
and  the  fact  this  man  stands  for." 

"If  ye  speak  about  the  law,"  said  Mrs.  Howden,  "here 
comes  Mr.  Saddletree,  that  can  settle  it  as  weel  as  ony  on 
the  bench." 

The  party  she  mentioned,  a  grave  elderly  person,  with  a 
superb  periwig,  dressed  in  a  decent  suit  of  sad-coloured 
clothes,  came  up  as  she  spoke,  and  courteously  gave  his 
arm  to  Miss  Grizel  Damahoy. 

It  may  be  necessary  to  mention,  that  Mr.  Bartoline 
Saddletree  kept  an  excellent  and  highly-esteemed  shop 
for  harness,  saddles,  etc.,  etc.,  at  the  sign  of  the  Golden 
Nag,  at  the  head  of  Bess  Wynd.  His  genius,  however, 
(as  he  himself  and  most  of  his  neighbours  conceived),  lay 
towards  the  weightier  matters  of  the  law,  and  he  failed 
not  to  give  frequent  attendance  upon  the  pleadings  and 
arguments  of  the  lawyers  and  judges  in  the  neighbouring 
square,  where,  to  say  the  truth,  he  was  oftener  to  be  found 
than  would  have  consisted  with  his  own  emolument ;  but  that 
his  wife,  an  active  painstaking  person,  could,  in  his  absence, 
make  an  admirable  shift  to  please  the  customers  and  scold 
the  journeymen.  This  good  lady  was  in  the  habit  of  letting 
her  husband  take  his  way,  and  go  on  improving  his  stock 
of  legal  knowledge  without  interruption ;  but,  as  if  in 
requital,  she  insisted  upon  having  her  own  will  in  the 
domestic  and  commercial  departments  which  he  abandoned 
to  her.  Now,  as  Bartoline  Saddletree  had  a  considerable 
gift  of  words,  which  he  mistook  for  eloquence,  and  con- 
ferred more  liberally  upon  the  society  in  which  he  lived 
than  was  at  all  times  gracious  and  acceptable,  there  went 
forth  a  saying,  with  which  wags  used  sometimes  to  interrupt 
his  rhetoric,  that,  as  he  had  a  golden  nag  at  his  door,  so  he 
had  a  gray  mare  in  his  shop.  This  reproach  Induced  Mr. 
Saddletree,  on  all  occasions,  to  assume  rather  a  haughty 
and  stately  tone  towards  his  good  woman,  a  circumstance 
by  which  she  seemed  very  little  affected,  unless  he  attempted 
to  exercise  any  real  authority,  when  she  never  failed  to  fly 
into  open  rebellion.     But  such  extremes  Bartoline  seldom 


54  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

provoked  ;  for,  like  the  gentle  King  Jamie,  he  was  fonder 
of  talking  of  authority  than  really  exercising  it.  This  turn 
of  mind  was,  on  the  whole,  lucky  for  him ;  ^slnce  his  sub- 
stance was  increased  without  any  trouble  on  his  part,  or 
any  interruption  of  his  favourite  studies. 

This  word  in  explanation  has  been  thrown  in  to  the 
reader,  while  Saddletree  was  laying  down,  with  great 
precision,  the  law  upon  Porteous's  case,  by  which  he 
arrived  at  this  conclusion,  that,  if  Porteous  had  fired  five 
minutes  sooner,  before  Wilson  was  cut  down,  he  would 
have  been  versans  in  licito ;  engaged,  that  is,  in  a  lawful 
act,  and  only  liable  to  be  punished  propter  excessum,  or 
for  lack  of  discretion,  which  might  have  mitigated  the 
punishment  to  poena  ordinaria. 

"Discretion!"  echoed  Mrs.  Howden,  on  whom,  it  may 
well  be  supposed,  the  fineness  of  this  distinction  was 
entirely  thrown  away — "whan  had  Jock  Porteous  either 
grace,  discretion,  or  gude  manners? — I  mind  when  his 
father " 

"  But,  Mrs.  Howden,"  said  Saddletree 

"And  I,"  said  Miss  Damahoy,  "mind  when  his 
mother " 

"Miss  Damahoy,"  entreated  the  interrupted  orator^ 

"And  I,"  said  Plumdamas,  "mind  when  his  wife " 

"  Mr.  Plumdamas — Mrs.  Howden — Miss  Damahoy," 
again  implored  the  orator, — "  mind  the  distinction,  as 
Counsellor  Crossmyloof  says — 'I,*  says  he,  'take  a  dis- 
tinction.' Now,  the  body  of  the  criminal  being  cut  down, 
and  the  execution  ended,  Porteous  was  no  longer  official ; 
the  act  which  he  came  to  protect  and  guard,  being  done 
and  ended,  he  was  no  better  than  ciiivis  ex  populo." 

"  Qiiivis — quivis,  Mr.  Saddletree,  ci^aving  your  pardon," 
said  (with  a  prolonged  emphasis  on  the  first  syllable)  Mr. 
Butler,  the  deputy  schoolmaster  of  a  parish  near  Edinburgh, 
who  at  that  moment  came  up  behind  them  as  the  false 
Latin  was  uttered. 

"What  signifies  interrupting  me,  Mr.  Butler? — but  1 
am  glad  to  see  ye  notwithstanding — I  speak  after  Counsellor 
Crossmyloof,  and  he  said  cutvis." 

"  If  Counsellor  Crossmyloof  used  the  dative  for  the 
nominative,  I  would  have  crossed  his  loof  with  a  tight 
leathern  strap,  Mr.  Saddletree ;  there  is  not  a  boy  on  the 
booby  form  but  should  hav*^  been  scourged  for  such  a 
solecism  in  grammar." 


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THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  55 

"I  speak  Latin  like  a  lawjer,  Mr,  Butler,  and  not  like 
a  schoolmaster,"  retorted  Srddletree. 

"Scarce  like  a  schoolboy,  I  think,"  rejoined  Butler. 

"It  matters  little,"  said  Bartoline ;  "all  I  mean  to  say 
is,  that  Porteous  has  become  liable  to  the  poena  extra 
orditiem,  or  capital  punishment ;  which  is  to  say,  in  plain 
Scotch,  the  gaJlows,  simply  because  he  did  not  fire  when 
he  was  in  office,  but  waited  till  the  body  was  cut  down, 
the  execution  whilk  he  had  in  charge  to  guard  implemented, 
and  he  himself  exonered  of  the  public  trust  imposed  on 
him." 

"But,  Mr.  Saddletree,"  said  Plumdamas,  "do  you  really 
think  John  Porteous's  case  wad  hae  been  better  if  he  had 
begun  firing  before  ony  stanes  were  flung  at  a'  ?  " 

"Indeed  do  I,  neighbour  Plumdamas,"  replied  Bartoline 
confidently,  "he  being  then  in  point  of  trust  and  in  point 
of  power,  the  execution  being  but  inchoat,  or,  u\  least,  not 
implemented,  or  finally  ended  ;  but  after  Wilson  was  cut 
down,  it  was  a'  ower  —  he  was  clean  exauctorate,  and 
had  nae  mair  ado  but  to  get  awa  wi'  his  guard  up  this 
West  Bow  as  fast  as  if  there  had  been  a  caption  after 
him — And  this  is  law,  for  I  heard  it  laid  down  by  Lord 
Vincovincentem.  *' 

"  Vincovincentem ? — Is  he  a  lord  of  state,  or  a  lord  of 
seat?"  enquired  Mrs.  Howden., 

"A  lord  of  seat — a  lord  of  session. — I  fash  myself  little 
wi'  lords  o'  state  ;  they  vex  r.e  wi'  a  wheen  idle  questions 
about  their  saddles,  and  curpels,  and  holsters,  and  horse- 
furniture,  and  what  they'll  cost,  and  whan  they'll  be 
ready — a  wheen  galloping  geese — my  wife  may  serve  the 
like  o'  them." 

"And  so  might  she,  m  her  day,  hae  served  the  best  lord 
in  the  land,  for  as  little  as  ye  think  o'  her,  Mr.  Saddletree," 
said  Mrs.  Howden,  somewhat  indignant  at  the  contemptuous 
way  in  which  her  gossip  was  mentioned;  "when  she  and 
I  were  twa  gilples,  we  little  thought  to  hae  sitten  doun  wi' 
the  like  o'  my  auld  Davie  Howden,  or  you  either,  Mr. 
Saddletree." 

While  Saddletree,  who  was  not  bright  at  a  reply,  was 
cudgelling  his  brains  for  an  answer  to  this  home-thrust. 
Miss  Damahoy  broke  in  on  him. 

"And  as  for   the  lords  of  state,"  said   Miss    Damahoy, 

A  nobleman  was  called  a  Lord  of  State.  The  Senators  ot  tive  CoUeg:  of 
Justice  were  termed  Lord*  of  Seat,  or  of  the  Session. 


S6  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"ye  suld  mind  the  riding  o'  the  parliament,  Mr.  Saddletree, 
in  the  gude  auld  time  before  the  Union — a  year's  rent  o' 
mony  a  gude  estate  gaed  for  horse-graith  and  harnessing, 
forby  broidered  robes  and  foot-mantles,  that  wad  hae  stude 
by  their  lane  wi*  gold  brocade,  and  that  were  muckle  in  my 
ain  line." 

"Ay,  and  then  the  lusty  banqueting,  with  sweetmeats 
and  comfits  wet  and  dry,  and  dried  fruits  of  divers  sorts," 
said  Plumdamas.  "But  Scotland  was  Scotland  in  these 
days. " 

"I'll  tell  ye  what  it  is,  neighbours,"  said  Mrs.  Howden, 
"I'll  ne'er  believe  Scotland  is  Scotland  ony  mair,  if  our 
kindly  Scots  sit  doun  with  the  affront  they  hae  gien  us 
this  day.  It's  not  only  the  blude  that  is  shed,  but  the 
blude  that  might  hae  been  shed,  that's  required  at  our 
hands ;  there  was  my  daughter's  wean,  little  Eppie  Daidle 
— my  oe,  ye  ken.  Miss  Grizel — had  played  the  truant  frae 
the  school,  as  bairns  will  do,  ye  ken,  Mr.  Butler " 

"And  for  which,"  interjected  Mr.  Butler,  "they  should 
be  soundly  scourged  by  their  well-wishers." 

"And  had  just  cruppen  to  the  gallows'  foot  to  see  the 
hanging,  as  was  natural  for  a  wean ;  and  what  for 
mightna  she  hae  been  shot  as  weel  as  the  rest  o'  them, 
and  where  wad  we  a'  hae  been  then?  I  wonder  how 
Queen  Carline  (if  her  name  be  Carline)  wad  hae  liked  to 
hae  had  ane  o'  her  ain  bairns  in  sic  a  venture  ?  " 

"Report  says,"  answered  Butler,  "that  such  a  circum- 
stance would  not  have  distressed  her  majesty  beyond 
endurance. " 

"Aweel,"  said  Mrs.  Howden,  "the  sum  o'  the  matter 
is,  that,  were  I  a  man,  I  wad  hae  amends  o'  Jock  Porteous, 
be  the  upshot  what  like  o't,  if  a'  the  carles  and  carlines 
in  England  had  sworn  to  the  nay-say." 

"  I  would  claw  down  the  Tolbooth  door  wi'  my  nails," 
said  Miss  Grizel,  "  but  I  wad  be  at  him." 

"Ye  may  be  very  right,  ladies,"  said  Butler,  "but  I 
would  not  advise  you  to  speak  so  loud." 

"Speak!"  exclaimed  both  the  ladies  together,  "there 
will  be  naething  else  spoken  about  frae  the  Weigh-house 
to  the  Water-gate,  till  this  is  either  ended  or  mended." 

The  females  now  departed  to  their  respective  places  of 
abode.  Plumdamas  joined  the  other  two  gentlemen  in 
drinking  their  meridj'an  (a  bumper-dram  of  brandy),  as 
they    passed    the    well-known     low-browed     shop    in    the 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  57 

Lawnmarket,  where  they  were  wont  to  take  that  refresh- 
ment. Mr.  Plumdamas'  then  departed  towards  his  shop 
and  Mr.  Butler,  who  happened  to  have  some  particular 
occasion  for  the  rein  of  an  old  bridle  (the  truants  of  that 
busy  day  could  have  anticipated  its  application),  walked 
down  the  Lawnmarket  with  Mr.  Saddletree,  each  talking 
as  he  could  get  a  word  thrust  in,  the  one  on  the  laws  of 
Scotland,  the  other  on  those  of  syntax,  and  neither  listening 
to  a  word  which  his  companion  uttered. 


CHAPTER  V. 

Elsewhair  he  colde  right  wee!  lay  down  the  law, 
But  in  his  house  was  meek  as  is  a  daw. 

Davie-  Lindsay. 

"There  has  been  Jock  Driver  the  carrier  here,  speering 
about  his  new  graith,"  said  Mrs.  Saddletree  to  her  husband, 
as  he  crossed  his  threshold,  not  with  the  purpose,  by  any 
means,  of  consulting  him  upon  his  own  affairs,  but  merely 
to  intimate,  by  a  gentle  recapitulation,  how  much  duty 
she  had  gone  through  in  his  absence. 

"Weel,"  replied  Bartoline,  and  deigned  not  a  word  more. 

"And  the  Laird  of  Girdingburst  has  had  his  running 
footman  here,  and  ca'd  himsell  (he's  a  civil  pleasant  young 
gentleman),  to  see  when  the  broidered  saddle-cloth  for  his 
sorrel  horse  will  be  ready,  for  he  wants  it  agane  the  Kelso 
races." 

"Weel,  aweel,"  replied  Bartoline,  as  laconically  as 
before, 

"And  his  lordship,  the  Earl  of  Blazonburj',  Lord  Flash 
and  Flame,  is  like  to  be  clean  daft,  that  the  harness  for 
the  six  Flanders  mears,  wi'  the  crests,  coronets,  housings, 
and  mountings  conform,  are  no  sent  hame  according  to 
promise  gien." 

"Weel,  weel,  weel — weel,  weel,  g^dewife,"  said  Saddle- 
tree, "if  he  gangs  daft,  we'll  hae  him  cognosced — it's  a' 
very  weel," 

"  It's  weel  that  ye  think  sae,  Mr,  Saddletree,"  answered 
his  helpmate,  rather  nettled  at  the  indifference  with  which 
her  report  was  received ;  "  there's  mony  ane  wad  hae 
thought  themselves  affronted,  if  sae  mony  customers  had 
ca'd  and  naebody  to  answer  tliem  but  women-folk ;  for  a' 


S8  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

the  lads  were  aff,  as  soon  as  your  back  was  turned,  to  see 
Porteous  hanged,  that  might  be  counted  upon ;  and  sae, 
you  no  being  at  hame " 

"  Houts,  Mrs.  Saddletree,"  said  Bartoline,  with  an  air  of 
consequence;  "dinna  deave  me  wi'  your  nonsense;  I  was 
under  the  necessity  of  being  elsewhere — non  omnia — as  Mr. 
Crossmyloof  said,  when  he  was  called  by  two  macers  at 
once — non  omnia  posmimis — pessimus — possimis — I  ken  our 
law-latin  offends  Mr.  Butler's  ears,  but  it  means,  Naebody, 
an  it  were  the  Lord  President  himsell,  can  do  twa  turns  at 
once." 

"Very  right,  Mr.  Saddletree,"  answered  hi-:  careful  help- 
mate, with  a  sarcastic  smile  ;  "and  nae  doubt  it's  a  decent 
thing  to  leave  your  wife  to  look  after  young  gentlemen's 
saddles  and  bridles,  when  ye  gang  to  see  a  man,  that  never 
did  ye  nae  ill,  raxing  a  halter." 

"Woman,"  said  Saddletree,  assuming  an  elevated  tone, 
to  which  the  meridian  had  somewhat  contributed,  "desist, — 
I  say  forbear,  from  intromitting  with  affairs  thou  canst 
not  understand.  D'ye  think  I  was  born  to  sii  here  brogging 
an  elshin  through  bend-leather  when  sic  men  as  Duncan 
Forbes,  and  that  other  Arniston  chield  there,  without  muckle 
greater  parts,  if  the  close-head  speak  true,  than  myself,  maun 
be  presidents  and  king's  advocates,  nae  doubt,  and  wha  but 
they?  Whereas,  were  favour  equally  distribute,  as  in  the 
days  of  the  wight  Wallace " 

"  I  ken  naething  we  wad  hae  gotten  by  the  wight 
Wallace,"  said  Mrs.  Saddletree,  "unless,  as  I  hae  heard 
the  auld  folk  tell,  they  fought  in  thae  days  wl'  bend-leather- 
guns,  and  then  it's  a  chance  but  what,  if  he  had  bought 
them,  he  might  have  forgot  to  pay  for  them.  _  And  as  for 
the  greatness  of  your  parts,  Hartley,  the  folk  in  the  close- 
head  maun  ken  mair  about  them  than  I  do,  if  they  make 
sic  a  report  of  them." 

"1  tell  ye,  woman,"  said  Saddletree,  in  high  dudgeon, 
"that  ye  ken  naething  about  these  matters.  In  Sir 
William  Wallace's  days  there  was  nae  man  pinned  down 
to  sic  a  slavish  wark  as  a  saddler's,  for  they  got  ony  leather 
graith  that  they  had  use  for  ready-made  out  of  Holland." 

"Well,"  said  Butler,  who  was,  like  many  of  his  profession, 
something  of  a  humorist  and  dry  joker,  "if  that  be  the 
case,  Mr.  Saddletree,  I  think  we  have  changed  for  the 
better ;  since  we  make  our  own  harness,  and  only  import 
our  lawyers  from  Holland." 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  59 

"It's  ower  true,  Mr.  Butler,"  answered  BartoHne,  with  a 
sigh;  "if  I  had  had  the  luck — or  rather,  if  my  father  had 
had  the  sense  to  send  me  to  Leyden  and  Utrecht  to  learn 
the  Substitutes  and  Pandex " 

"You  mean  the  Institutes — ^Justinian's  Institutes,  Mr. 
Saddletree  !  ■'  said  Butler. 

"  Institutes  and  substitutes  are  synonymous  words,  Mr. 
Butler,  and  used  indifferently  as  such  in  deeds  of  tailzie, 
as  you  may  see  in  Balfour's  '  Practiques,'  or  Dallas  of  St. 
Martin's  'Styles.'  I  understand  these  things  pretty  weel,  I 
thank  God  ;  but  I  own  I  should  have  studied  in  Holland." 

"To  comfort  you,  you  might  not  have  been  farther 
forward  than  you  are  now,  Mr.  Saddletree,"  replied  Mr. 
Butler  ;  "for  our  Scottish  advocates  are  an  aristocratic  race. 
Their  brass  is  of  the  right  Corinthian  quality,  and  Non 
cuivis  contigit  adire  Corinthum — Aha,  Mr.  Saddletree  ?  " 

"And  aha,  Mr.  Butler,"  rejoined  BartoHne,  upon  whom, 
as  may  be  well  supposed,  the  jest  was  lost,  and  all  but  the 
sound  of  the  words,  "ye  said  a  gliff  syne  it  was  quivisy  and 
now  I  heard  ye  say  cuivis  with  my  ain  ears,  as  plain  as  ever 
I  heard  a  word  at  the  fore-bar." 

"Give  me  your  patience,  Mr.  Saddletree,  and  I'll  explain 
the  discrepancy  in  three  words,"  said  Butler,  as  pedantic 
in  his  own  department,  though  with  infinitely  more  judg- 
ment and  learning,  as  Bartoline  was  in  his  self-assumed 
profession  of  the  law — "Give  me  your  patience  for  a 
moment — You'll  grant  that  the  nominative  case  is  that  by 
which  a  person  or  thing  is  nominated  or  designed,  and 
which  may  be  called  the  primary  case,  all  others  being 
formed  from  it  by  alterations  of  the  termination  in  the 
learned  lang^uages,  and  by  prepositions  in  our  modern 
Babylonian  jargons — You'll  grant  me  that,  I  suppose,  Mr. 
Saddletree  ?  " 

"  I  dinna  ken  whether  I  will  or  no— ad  avisandum,  ye 
ken — naebody  should  be  in  a  hurry  to  make  admissions, 
either  in  point  of  law,  or  in  point  of  fact,"  said  Saddletree, 
looking,  or  endeavouring  to  look,  as  if  he  understood  what 
was  said. 

"  And  the  dative  case,"  continued  Butler 

"  I  ken  what  a  tutor  dative  is,"  said  Saddletree,  "readily 
enough." 

"The  dative  case,"  resumed  the  grammarian,  "is  that 
in  which  anything  is  given  or  assigned  as  properly  belonging 
to  a  person  or  tiling — You  cannot  deny  that,  I  am  sure." 


6o  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

''  I  am  sure  I'll  no  grant  it,  though,"  said  Saddletree. 

"Then,  what  the  deevil  d'ye  take  the  nominative  and  the 
dative  cases  to  be  ?  "  said  Butler,  hastilj',  and  surprised  at 
once  out  of  his  decency  of  expression  and  accuracy  of 
pronunciation. 

"  I'll  tell  you  that  at  leisure,  Mr.  Butler,"  said  Saddletree, 
with  a  very  knowing  look;  "I'll  take  a  day  to  see  and 
answer  every  article  of  your  condescendence,  and  then  I'll 
hold  you  to  confess  or  deny  as  accords." 

"Come,  come,  Mr.  Saddletree,"  sold  his  wife,  "we'll  hae 
nae  confessions  and  condescendences  here  ;  let  them  deal 
in  thae  sort  o'  wares  that  are  paid  for  them — they  suit 
the  like  o'  us  as  ill  as  a  demipique  saddle  would  suit  a 
draught  ox." 

"Aha!"  said  Mr.  Butler,  ^^  Optat  ephippia  hos  piger, 
nothing  new  under  the  sun — But  it  was  a  fair  hit  of  Mrs. 
Saddletree,  however." 

"And  it  wad  far  better  become  ye,  Mr.  Saddletree," 
continued  his  helpmate,  "since  ye  say  ye  hae  skeel  o'  the 
law,  to  try  if  ye  can  do  onything  for  Effie  Deans,  puir  thing, 
that's  lying  up  in  the  tolbooth  yonder,  cauld,  and  hungry, 
and  comfortless. — A  servant  lass  of  ours,  Mr.  Butler,  and 
as  innocent  a  lass,  to  my  thinking,  and  as  usefu'  in  the 
shop — When  Mr.  Saddletree  gangs  out, — and  ye're  aware 
he's  seldom  at  hame  when  there's  ony  o'  the  plea-houses 
open, — poor  Effie  used  to  help  me  to  tumble  the  bundles 
o'  barkened  leather  up  and  doun,  and  range  out  the  gudes, 
and  suit  a'  body's  humours — And  troth,  she  could  aye  please 
the  customers  wi'  her  answers,  for  she  was  aye  civil,  and 
a  bonnier  lass  wasna  in  Auld  Reekie.  And  when  folk  were 
hasty  and  unreasonable,  she  could  serve  them  better  than 
me,  that  am  no  sae  young  as  I  hae  been,  Mr.  Butler,  and 
a  wee  bit  short  in  the  temper  into  the  bargain.  For  when 
there's  ower  mony  folks  crying  on  me  at  anes,  and  nane 
but  ae  tongue  to  answer  them,  folk  maun  speak  hastily,  or 
they'll  ne'er  get  through  their  wark — Sae  I  miss  Effie  daily." 

"Z)^  die  in  diem"  added  Saddletree. 

"I  think,"  said  Butler,  after  a  good  deal  of  hesitation, 
"I  have  seen  the  girl  in  the  shop — a  modest-looking,  fair- 
haired  girl  ?  " 

"Ay,  ay,  that's  just  puir  Effie,"  said  her  mistress. 
"  How  she  was  abandoned  to  hersell,  or  whether  she  was 
sackless  o'  the  sinful  deed,  God  in  Heaven  knows  ;  but  if 
she's  been  guilty,   she's  been  sair   tempted,   and    I    wad 


THE    HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  6i 

amaiist  take  my  Bible-aith  she  hasna  been  hersell  at  the 
time." 

Butler  had  by  this  time  become  much  agitated ;  he 
figeted  up  and  down  the  shop,  and  showed  the  greatest 
agitation  that  a  person  of  such  strict  decorum  could  be 
supposed  to  give  way  to.  'Was  not  this  girl,"  he  said, 
"the  daughter  of  David  Deans,  that  had  the  parks  at  St. 
Leonard's  taken  ?  and  has  she  not  a  sister  ?  " 

"  In  troth  she  has — puir  Jeanie  Deans,  ten  years  aulder 
than  hersell  ;  she  was  here  greeting  a  wee  while  syne  about 
her  tittie.  And  what  could  I  say  to  her,  but  that  she 
behoved  to  come  and  speak  to  Mr.  Saddletree  when  he  was 
at  hame?  It  wasna  that  I  thought  Mr.  Saddletree  could 
do  her  or  ony  ither  body  muckle  good  or  ill,  but  it  wad  aye 
ser\e  to  keep  the  puir  thing's  heart  up  for  a  wee  while ; 
and  let  sorrow  come  when  sorrow  maun." 

"Ye're  mista'en  though,  gudewife,"  said  Saddletree 
scornfully,  "for  I  could  hae  gien  her  great  satisfaction; 
I  could  hae  proved  to  her  that  her  sister  was  indicted  upon 
the  statute  saxteen  hundred  and  ninety,  chapter  one — for 
the  mair  ready  prevention  of  child-murder — for  concealing 
her  pregnancy,  and  giving  no  account  of  the  child  which 
she  had  borne." 

"  I  hope,"  said  Butler, — "  I  trust  in  a  gracious  God  that 
she  can  clear  herself." 

"And  sae  do  I,  Mr.  Butler,"  replied  Mrs.  Saddletree. 
"  I  am  sure  I  wad  hae  answered  for  her  as  my  ain  daughter  ; 
but  wae's  my  heart,  I  had  been  tender  a'  the  simmer, 
and  scarce  ower  the  door  o'  my  room  for  twal  weeks. 
And  as  for  Mr.  Saddletree,  he  might  be  in  a  lying-in 
hospital,  and  ne'er  find  out  what  the  women  cam  there  for. 
Sae  I  could  see  little  or  naething  o'  her,  or  I  wad  hae  had 
the  truth  o'  her  situation  out  o'  her,  I'se  warrant  ye.  But 
we  a'  think  her  sister  maun  be  able  to  speak  something  to 
clear  her." 

"The  haill  Parliament  House,"  said  Saddletree,  "was 
speaking  o'  naething  else,  till  this  job  o'  Porteous's  put  it 
out  o'  head.  It's  a  beautiful  point  of  presumptive  murder, 
and  there's  been  nane  like  it  in  the  Justiciar  Court  since 
the  case  of  Luckie  Smith  the  howdie,  that  suffered  in  the 
year  saxteen  hundred  and  seventy-nine." 

"But  what's  the  matter  wi'  you,  Mr.  Butler?"  said  the 
good  woman;  "ye  are  looking  as  white  as  a  sheet;  will 
ye  tak  a  dram  ?  " 


62  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"By  no  means,"  said  Butler,  compelling  himself  to 
speak.  "  I  walked  in  from  Dumfries  yesterday,  and  this 
is  a  warm  day." 

"Sit  doun,"  said  Mrs.  Saddletree,  laying  hands  on  him 
kindly,  "and  rest  ye.  Ye'll  kill  yourself,  man,  at  that 
rate.  And  are  we  to  wish  you  joy  o'  getting  the  scule, 
Mr.  Butler?" 

"Yes — no — I  do  not  know,"  answered  the  young  man 
vaguely.  But  Mrs.  Saddletree  kept  him  to  the  point, 
partly  out  of  real  interest,  partly  from  curiosity. 

"Ye  dinna  ken  whether  ye  are  to  get  the  free  scule  o 
Dumfries  or  no,  after  hinging  on  and  teaching  it  a'  the 
simmer?  " 

"  No,  Mrs.  Saddletree,  I  am  not  to  have  it,"  replied 
Butler,  more  collectedly.  "The  Laird  of  Black-at-the 
Bane  had  a  natural  son  bred  to  the  kirk,  that  the 
Presbytery  could  not  be  prevailed  upon  to  license ;  and 
so " 

"  Ay,  ye  need  say  nae  mair  about  it ;  if  there  was  a 
laird  that  had  a  puir  kinsman  or  a  bastard  that  it  wad 
suit,  there's  eneugh  said.  And  ye're  e'en  come  back  to 
Liberton  to  wait  for  dead  men's  shoon? — and  for  as  frail 
as  Mr.  Whackbairn  is,  he  may  live  as  lang  as  you,  that 
are  his  assistant  and  successor." 

"Very  like,"  replied  Butler,  with  a  sigh,  "I  do  not 
know  if'l  should  wish  it  otherwise." 

"  Nae  doubt,  it's  a  very  vexing  thing,"  continued  the 
good  lady,  "to  be  in  that  dependent  station,  and  you 
that  hae  right  and  title  to  sae  muckle  better,  I  wonder 
how  ye  bear  these  crosses." 

"  Quos  diligit  castigat"  answered  Butler;  "even  the 
pagan  Seneca  could  see  an  advantage'  in  affliction.  The 
heathens  had  their  philosophy,  and  the  Jews  their 
revelation,  Mrs.  Saddletree,  and  they  endured  their  dis- 
tresses in  their  day.  Christians  have  a  better  dispensa- 
tion than  either — but  doubtless " 

He  stopped  and  sighed. 

"  I  ken  what  you  mean,"  said  Mrs.  Saddletree,  looking 
toward  her  husband;  "there's  whiles  we  lose  patience 
in  spite  of  baith  book  and  Bible. — But  ye  are  no  gaun 
awa,  and  looking  sae  poorly — ye'll  stay  and  take  some 
kale  wi'  us  ?  " 

Mr.  Saddletree  laid  aside  Balfour's  "  Practiques "  (his 
favourite   study,  and  much   good  may  it  do  him),  to  join 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  63 

in  his  wife's  hospitable  importunity.  But  the  teacher 
declined  all  entreaty,  and  took  his  leave  upon  the  spot. 

"There's  something  in  a'  this,"  said  Mrs.  Saddletree, 
looking  after  him  as  he  walked  up  the  street ;  "I  wonder 
what  makes  Mr.  Butler  sae  distressed  about  Effie's  mis- 
fortune— there  was  nae  acquaintance  atween  them  that 
ever  I  saw  or  heard  of;  but  they  were  neighbours  when 
David  Deans  was  on  the  Laird  o'  Dumbledikes's  land. 
Mr.  Butler  wad  ken  her  father,  or  some  o'  her  folk.  Get 
up,  Mr.  Saddletree ;  ye  have  set  yoursell  down  on  the 
very  brecham  that  wants  stitching  —  and  here's  little 
Willie,  the  prentice.  Ye  little  rin-there-out  deil  that  ye 
are,  what  taks  you  raking  through  the  gutters  to  see  folk 
hangit  ? — how  wad  ye  like  when  it  comes  to  be  your  ain 
chance,  as  I  winna  insure  ye,  if  ye  dinna  mend  your 
manners  ?  And  what  are  ye  maundering  and  greeting 
for,  as  if  a  word  were  breaking  your  banes?  Gang 
in  by,  and  be  a  better  bairn  another  time,  and  tell 
Peggy  to  gie  ye  a  bicker  o'  broth,  for  ye'll  be  as  gleg 
as  a  gled,  I'se  warrant  ye. — It's  a  fatherless  bairn,  Mr. 
Saddletree,  and  motherless,  whilk  in  some  cases  may  be 
waur,  and  ane  would  tak  care  o'  him  if  they  could — it's  a 
Christian  duty." 

"  Verj'  true,  gudewife,"  said  Saddletree  in  reply,  "we 
are  in  loco  parentis  to  him  during  his  years  of  pupillarity, 
and  I  hae  had  thoughts  of  applying  to  the  Court  for  a 
commission  as  factor  loco  tutoris^  seeing  there  is  nae  tutor 
nominate,  and  the  tutor-at-law  declines  to  act ;  but  only 
I  fear  the  expense  of  the  procedure  wad  not  be  in  rem 
versam,  for  I  am  not  aware  if  Willie  has  ony  effects 
whereof  to  assume  the  administration." 

He  concluded  this  sentence  with  a  self-important  cough, 
as  one  who  has  laid  down  the  law  in  an  indisputable 
manner. 

"Effects!''  said  Mrs.  Saddletree,  "what  effects  has 
the  puir  wean  ?  He  was  in  rags  when  his  mother  died  ; 
and  the  blue  polonie  that  EfRe  made  for  him  out  of  an 
auld  mantle  of  my  ain  was  the  first  decent  dress  the 
bairn  ever  had  on.  Poor  Effie  1  can  ye  tell  me  now  really, 
wi'  a'  your  law,  will  her  life  be  in  danger,  Mr.  Saddletree, 
when  they  arena  able  to  prove  that  ever  there  was  a 
bairn  ava  ?  " 

"Whoy,"  said  Mr.  Saddletree,  delighted  at  having  for 
once    in   his    life   seen  his  wife's   attention   arrested   by   a 


64  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

topic  of  legal  discussion — "Whoy,  there  are  two  sorts 
of  murdrum  or  inurdragium,  or  what  you  populariter  et 
vulgariter  call  murther.  I  mean  there  are  many  sorts 
for  there's  your  murthrum  per  vigiKas  et  insidtas,  and  your 
murthrum  under  trust." 

"I  am  sure,"  replied  his  moiety,  "that  murther  by  trust 
is  the  way  that  the  gentry  murther  us  merchants,  and 
whiles  mak  us  shut  the  booth  up^but  that  has  naething 
to  do  wi'  Effie's  misfortune." 

"The  case  of  Effie  (or  Euphemia)  Deans,"  resumed 
Saddletree,  "is  one  of  those  cases  of  murder  presump- 
tive, that  Is,  a  murder  of  the  law's  inferring  or  con- 
struction, being  derived  from  certain  indicia  or  grounds  of 
suspicion." 

"So  that,"  said  the  good  woman,  "unless  poor  Effie 
has  communicated  her  situation,  she'll  be  hanged  by  the 
neck,  if  the  bairn  was  still-born,  or  if  it  be  alive  at  this 
moment  ?  " 

"Assuredly,"  said  Saddletree;  "it  being  a  statute  made 
by  our  sovereign  Lord  and  Lady,  to  prevent  the  horrid 
delict  of  bringing  forth  children  in  secret.  The  crime  is 
rather  a  favourite  of  the  law,  this  species  of  murther 
being  one  of  its  ain  creation." 

"Then,  if  the  law  maks  murders,"  said  Mrs.  Saddletree, 
"the  law  should  be  hanged  for  them  ;  or  if  they  wad  hang 
a  lawyer  instead,  the  country  wad  find  nae  faut." 

A  summons  to  their  frugal  dinner  interrupted  the 
further  progress  of  the  conversation,  which  was  otherwise 
like  to  take  a  turn  much  less  favourable  to  the  science  of 
jurisprudence  and  its  professors  than  Mr.  Bartoline 
Saddletree,  the  fond  admirer  of  both,  had  at  its  opening 
anticipated. 

CHAPTER  VI. 

But  up  then  raise  all  Edinburgh. 
They  all  rose  up  by  thousands  three. 

Johnnie  Armstrang's  Goodnight. 

Butler,  on  his  departure  from  the  sign  of  the  Golden 
Nag,  went  in  quest  of  a  friend  of  his  connected  with  the 
law,  of  whom  he  wished  to  make  particular  inquiries 
concerning  the  circumstances  in  which  the  unfortunate 
young  woman  mentioned  in  the  last   chapter  was  placed, 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  65 

having,  as  the  reader  has  probably  already  conjectured, 
reasons  much  deeper  than  those  dictated  by  mere  humanity, 
for  interesting  himself  in  her  fate.  He  found  the  person 
he  sought  absent  from  home,  and  was  equally  unfortu- 
nate in  one  or  two  other  calls  which  he  made  upon 
acquaintances  whom  he  hoped  to  interest  in  her  ston,-. 
But  evervbody  was,  for  the  moment,  stark-mad  on  the 
subject  of  Porteous,  and  engaged  busily  in  attacking  or 
defending  the  measures  of  Government  in  reprieving  him  : 
and  the  ardour  of  dispute  had  excited  such  universal 
thirst,  that  half  the  young  lavs'yers  and  writers,  together 
with  their  very  clerks,  the  class  whom  'Butler  was  looking 
after,  had  adjourned  the  debate  to  some  favourite  tavern. 
It  was  computed  by  an  experienced  arithmetician,  that 
there  was  as  much  twopenny  ale  consumed  on  the  dis- 
cussion as  would  have  floated  a  first-rate  man-of-war. 

Butler  wandered  about  until  it  was  dusk,  resolving  to 
take  that  opportunity  of  visiting  the  unfortunate  young 
woman,  when  his  doing  so  might  be  least  observed ;  for 
he  had  his  own  reasons  for  avoiding  the  remarks  of  Mrs. 
Saddletree,  whose  shop  door  opened  at  no  great  distance 
from  that  of  the  jail,  though  on  the  opposite  or  south 
side  of  the  street,  and  a  little  higher  up.  He  passed, 
therefore,  through  the  narrow  and  partly-covered  passage 
leading  from  the  north-west  end  of  the  Parliament  Square. 

He  stood  now  before  the  Gothic  entrance  of  the  ancient 
prison,  which,  as  is  well  known  to  all  men,  rears  its 
ancient  front  in  the  very  middle  of  the  High  Street, 
forming,  as  it  were,  the  termination  to  a  huge  pile  of 
buildings  called  the  Luckenbooths,  which,  for  some  in- 
conceivable reason,  our  ancestors  had  jammed  into  the 
midst  of  the  principal  street  of  the  town,  leaving  for 
passage  a  narrow  street  on  the  north ;  and  on  the  south, 
into  which  the  prison  opens,  a  narrow,  crooked  lane, 
winding  betwixt  the  high  and  sombre  walls  of  the  Tol- 
booth  and  the  adjacent  houses  on  the  one  side,  and  the 
buttresses  and  projections  of  the  old  cathedral  upon  the 
other.  To  give  some  gaiety  to  this  sombre  passage  (well 
known  by  the  name  of  the  Krames),  a  number  of  little 
booths,  or  shops,  after  the  fashion  of  cobblers'  stalls,  are 
plastered,  as  it  were,  against  the  Gothic  projections  and 
abutments,  so  that  it  seemed  as  if  the  traders  had 
occupied  with  nests,  bearing  the  same  proportion  to  the 
building,    every    buttress  and    coign    of   vantage,    as    the 

c 


66  THE  HEART  OF  MlD-LOTHIAN. 

martlett  did  in  Macbeth's  castle.  Of  later  years  these 
booths  have  degenerated  into  mere  toyshops,  where  the 
little  loiterers  chiefly  interested  in  such  wares  are  tempted 
to  linger,  enchanted  by  the  rich  display  of  hobby-horses, 
babies,  and  Dutch  toys,  arranged  in  artful  and  gay  con- 
fusion ;  yet  half-scared  by  the  cross  looks  of  the  withered 
pantaloon,  or  spectacled  old  lady,  by  whom  these  tempting 
stores  are  watched  and  superintended.  But,  in  the  times 
we  write  of,  the  hosiers,  the  glovers,  the  hatters,  the 
mercers,  the  milliners,  and  all  who  dealt  in  the  mis- 
cellaneous wares  pow  termed  haberdasher's  goods,  were 
to  be  found  in  this  narrow  alley. 

To  return  from  our  digression.  Butler  found  the  outer 
turnkey,  a  tall,  thin,  old  man,  with  long,  silver  hair,  in  the 
act  of  locking  tlfe  outward  door  of  the  jail.  He  addressed 
himself  to  this  person,  and  asked  admittance  to  Effie 
Deans,  confined  upon  accusation  of  child-murder.  The 
turnkey  looked  at  him  earnestly,  and  civilly  touching  his 
hat  out  of  respect  to  Butler's  black  cloak  and  clerical 
appearance,  replied,  "It  was  impossible  any  one  could  be 
admitted  at  present. " 

"You  shut  up  earlier  than  usual,  probably  on  account 
of  Captain  Porteous's  affair  ?  "  said  Butler. 

The  turnkey,  with  the  true  mystery  of  a  person  in 
office,  gave  two  grave  nods,  and  withdrawing  from  the 
wards  a  ponderous  key  of  about  two  feet  in  length,  he 
proceeded  to  shut  a  strong  plate  of  steel,  which  folded 
down  above  the  keyhole,  and  was  secured  by  a  steel 
spring  and  catch.  Butler  stood  still  instinctively  while 
Ine  door  was  made  fast,  and  then  looking  at  his  watch, 
walked  briskly  up  the  street,  muttering  to  himself  almost 
unconsciously — 

f  orta  adversa,  ing-ens,  solidoqnc  adamante  colunin;r  : 
Vis  ut  nulla  virfim,  non  ipsi  exscindere  ferrp 
Ccelicolae  valeant — Stat  terrea  turris  ad  auras— etc* 

Having  wasted  half  an  hour  more  in  a  second  fruitless 
attempt  to  find  his  legal  friend  and  adviser,    he   thought 

•  Wide  is  the  fronting:  g-ite,  and  raised  on  high, 
With  adamantine  coKimns,  threats  the  sky  ; 
Vain  is  the  force  of  man,  and  Heaven's  as  vain, 
To  crush  the  pillars  which  the  pile  sustain  ; 
Sublime  on  these  a  tower  of  steel  is  rear"d. 

Dkvof.n's  Virgil,  Book  W. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHiAN.  67 

it  time  to  leave  the  city  and  return  to  his  place  of  residence, 
in  a  small  villag-e  about  two  miles  and  a  half  to  the  south- 
ward of  Edinburgh.  The  metropolis  was  at  this  time 
surrounded  by  a  high  wall,  with  battlements  and  flanking 
projections  at  some  intervals,  and  the  access  w^as  through 
gates,  called  in  the  Scottish  language  ports,  which  were 
regularly  shut  at  night.  A  small  fee  to  the  keepers 
would  indeed  procure  egress  and  ingress  at  any  time, 
through  a  wicket  left  for  that  purpose  in  the  large  gate ; 
but  it  was  of  some  importance,  to  a  man  so  poor  as 
Butler,  to  avoid  even  this  slight  pecuniary  mulct ;  and 
fearing  the  hour  of  shutting  the  gates  might  be  near,  he 
made  for  that  to  which  he  found  himself  nearest,  although, 
by  doing  so,  he  somewhat  lengthened  his  walk  home- 
wards. Bristo  Port  was  that  by  which  his  direct  road 
lay,  but  the  West  Port,  which  leads  out  of  the  Grass- 
market,  was  the  nearest  of  the  city  gates  to  the  place 
where  he  found  himself,  and  to  that,  therefore,  he  directed 
his  course.  He  reached  the  port  in  ample  time  to  pass 
the  circuit  of  the  walls,  and  entered  a  suburb  called 
Portsburgh,  chiefly  inhabited  by  the  lower  order  of 
citizens  and  mechanics.  Here  he  was  unexpectedly 
interrupted. 

He  had  not  gone  far  from  the  gate  before  he  heard 
the  sound  of  a  drum,  and,  to  his  great  surprise,  met  a 
number  of  persons,  sufficient  to  occupy  the  whole  front 
of  the  street,  and  form  a  considerable  mass  behind, 
moving  with  great  speed  towards  the  gate  he  had  just 
come  from,  and  having  in  front  of  them  a  drum  beating 
to  arms.  While  he  considered  how  he  should  escape  a 
party,  assembled,  as  it  might  be  presumed,  for  no  lawful 
purpose,  they  came  full  on  him  and  stopped  him. 

"  Are  you  a  clergyman  ?  "  one  questioned  him. 

Butler  replied  that  "he  was  in  orders,  but  was  not  a 
placed  minister." 

"  It's  Mr.  Butler  from  Liberton,"  said  a  voice  from 
behind  ;  "  he'll  discharge  the  duty  as  weel  as  ony  man." 

"  You  must  turn  back  with  us,  sir,"  said  the  first  speaker, 
in  a  tone  civil  but  peremptory. 

"  For  what  purpose,  gentlemen  ? "  said  Mr.  Butler. 
"  I  live  at  some  distance  from  town  —  the  roads  are 
unsafe  by  night  —  you  will  do  me  a  serious  injury  by 
stopping  me." 

"  You  shall  be  sent  safely  home — no  man  shall  touch  a 


68  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

hair  of  your  head — but  you  must  and  shall  come  along 
with  us.'* 

"  But  to  what  purpose  or  end,  gentlemen?"  said  Butler. 
"  I  hope  you  will  be  so  civil  as  to  explain  that  to  me  !  " 

"You  shall  know  that  in  good  time.  Come  along — for 
come  you  must,  by  force  or  fair  means ;  and  I  warn  you 
to  look  neither  to  the  right  hand  nor  the  left,  and  to  take 
no  notice  of  any  man's  face,  but  consider  all  that  is  passing 
before  you  as  a  dream." 

"  I  would  it  were  a  dream  I  could  awaken  from,"  said 
Butler  to  himself;  but  having  no  means  to  oppose  the 
violence  with  which  he  was  threatened,  he  was  compelled 
to  turn  round  and  march  in  front  of  the  rioters,  two  men 
partly  supporting  and  partly  holding  him.  During  this 
parley  the  insurgents  had  made  themselves  masters  of 
the  West  Port,  rushing  upon  the  waiters  (so  the  people 
Were  called  who  had  the  charge  of  the  gates),  and  possess- 
ing themselves  of  the  keys.  They  bolted  and  barred  the 
folding-doors,  and  commanded  the  person,  whose  duty  it 
usually  was,  to  secure  the  wicket,  of  which  they  did  not 
understand  the  fastenings.  The  man,  terrified  at  an 
incident  so  totally  unexpected,  was  unable  to  perform  his 
usual  office,  and  gave  the  matter  up,  after  several  attempts. 
The  rioters,  who  seemed  to  have  come  prepared  for  every 
emergency,  called  for  torches,  by  the  light  of  which  they 
nailed  up  the  wicket  with  long  nails,  which,  it  seemed  pro- 
bable, they  had  provided  on  purpose. 

While  this  was  going  on,  Butler  could  not,  even  if  he 
had  been  willing,  avoid  making  remarks  on  the  individuals 
who  seemed  to  lead  this  singular  mob.  The  torch-light, 
while  it  fell  on  their  forms  and  left  him  in  the  shade,  gave 
him  an  opportunity  to  do  so  without  their  observing  him. 
Several  of  those  who  seemed  most  active  were  dressed  in 
sailors'  jackets,  trousers,  and  sea-caps  ;  others  in  large  loose- 
bodied  greatcoats,  and  slouched  hats  ;  and  there  were  several 
who,  judging  from  their  dress,  should  have  been  called 
women,  whose  rough,  deep  voices,  uncommon  size,  and 
masculine  deportment  and  mode  of  walking,  forbade  them 
being  so  interpreted.  They  moved  as  if  by  some  well- 
concerted  plan  of  arrangement.  They  had  signals  by  which 
they  knew  and  nicknames  by  which  they  distinguished  each 
other.  Butler  remarked  that  the  name  of  Wildfire  was  used 
among  them,  to  which  one  stout  Amazon  seemed  to  reply. 

The  rioters  left  a  small  party  to  observe  the  West  Port, 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  69 

and  directed  the  waiters,  as  they  valued  their  lives,  to 
remain  within  their  lodge,  and  make  no  attempt  for  that 
night  to  repossess  themselves  of  the  gate.  They  then 
moved  with  rapidity  along  the  low  street  called  the  Cow- 
gate,  the  mob  of  the  city  everywhere  rising  at  the  sound 
of  their  drum,  and  joining  them.  When  the  multitude 
arrived  at  the  Cowgate  Port,  they  secured  it  with  as  little 
opposition  as  the  former,  made  it  fast,  and  left  a  small 
party  to  observe  it.  It  was  afterwards  remarked,  as  a 
striking  instance  of  prudence  and  precaution,  singularly 
combined  with  audacity,  that  the  parties  left  to  guard 
those  gates  did  not  remain  stationary  on  their  posts,  but 
flitted  to  and  fro,  keeping  so  near  the  gates  as  to  see  that 
no  efforts  were  made  to  open  them,  yet  not  remaining  so 
long  as  to  have  their  persons  closely  observed.  The  mob, 
at  first  only  about  one  hundred  strong,  now  amounted 
to  thousands,  and  were  increasing  every  moment.  They 
divided  themselves  so  as  to  ascend  with  more  speed  the 
various  narrow  lanes  which  lead  up  from  the  Cowgate  to 
the  High  Street ;  and  still  beating  to  arms  as  they  went, 
and  calling  on  all  true  Scotsmen  to  join  them,  they  now 
filled  the  principal  street  of  the  city. 

The  Netherbow  Port  might  be  called  the  Temple  Bar  of 
Edinburgh,  as,  intersecting  the  High  Street  as  its  termina- 
tion, it  divided  Edinburgh,  properly  so  called,  from  the 
suburb  named  the  Canongate,  as  Temple  Bar  separates 
London  from  Westminster.  It  was  of  the  utmost  import- 
ance to  the  rioters  to  possess  themselves  of  this  pass,  be- 
cause there  was  quartered  in  the  Canongate  at  that  time 
a  regiment  of  infantry,  commanded  by  Colonel  Moyle, 
which  might  have  occupied  the  city  by  advancing  through 
this  gate,  and  would  possess  the  power  of  totally  defeat- 
ing their  purpose.  The  leaders  therefore  hastened  to  the 
Xetherbow  Port,  which  they  secured  in  the  same  manner, 
and  with  as  little  trouble,  as  the  other  gates,  leaving  a 
party  to  watch  it,  strong  in  proportion  to  the  importance 
of  the  post. 

The  next  object  of  these  hardy  insurgents  was  at  once 
to  disarm  the  City  Guard,  and  to  procure  arms  for  them- 
selves ;  for  scarce  any  weapons  but  staves  and  bludgeons 
had  been  yet  seen  among  them.  The  guard-house  was 
a  long,  low.  ugly  building  (removed  in  1787),  which  to  a 
fanciful  imagination  mi^ht  have  suggested  the  idea  of  a 
long,   black  snail  crawling  up   the   middle   of  the   High 


70  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

Street,  and  deforming  its  beautiful  esplanade.  This  for- 
midable insurrection  had  been  so  unexpected,  that  there 
were  no  more  than  the  ordinary  sergeant's  guard  of  the 
city  corps  upon  duty ;  even  these  were  without  any 
supply  of  powder  and  ball ;  and  sensible  enough  what 
had  raised  the  storm,  and  which  way  it  was  rolling,  could 
hardly  be  supposed  very  desirous  to  expose  themselves 
by  a  valiant  defence  to  the  animosity  of  so  numerous  and 
desperate  a  mob,  to  whom  they  were  on  the  present 
occasion  much  more  than  usually  obnoxious. 

There  was  a  sentinel  upon  guard,  who  (that  one  town 
guard  soldier  might  do  his  duty  on  that  eventful  evening) 
presented  his  piece,  and  desired  the  foremost  of  the 
rioters  to  stand  off.  The  young  Amazon,  whom  Butler 
had  observed  particularly  active,  sprung  upon  the  soldier, 
seized  his  musket,  and  after  a  struggle  succeeded  in 
wrenching  it  from  him,  and  throwing  him  down  on  the 
causeway.  One  or  two  soldiers,  who  endeavoured  to 
turn  out  to  the  support  of  their  sentinel,  were  in  the 
same  manner  seized  and  disarmed,  and  the  mob  without 
difficulty  possessed  themselves  of  the  guard-house,  dis- 
arming and  turning  out  of  doors  the  rest  of  the  men  on 
duty.  It  was  remarked  that,  notwithstanding  the  city 
soldiers  had  been  the  instruments  of  the  slaughter  which 
this  riot  was  designed  to  revenge,  no  ill-usage  or  even 
insult  was  offered  to  them.  It  seemed  as  if  the  vengeance 
of  the  people  disdained  to  stoop  at  any  head  meaner  than 
that  which  they  considered  as  the  source  and  origin  of 
their  injuries. 

On  possessing  themselves  of  the  guard,  the  first  act 
of  the  multitude  was  to  destroy  the  drums,  by  which  they 
supposed  an  alarm  might  be  conveyed  to  the  garrison  in 
the  castle ;  for  the  same  reason  they  now  silenced  their 
own,  which  was  beaten  by  a  young  fellow,  son  to  the 
drummer  of  Portsburgh,  whom  they  had  forced  upon  that 
service.  Their  next  business  was  to  distribute  among  the 
boldest  of  the  rioters  the  guns,  bayonets,  partisans, 
halberts,  and  battle  or  Lochaber  axes.  Until  this  period 
the  principal  rioters  had  preserved  silence  on  the  ultimate 
object  of  their  rising,  as  being  that  which  all  knew,  but 
none  expressed.  Now,  however,  having  accomplished  all 
the  preliminary  parts  of  their  design,  they  raised  a 
tremendous  shout  of  "  Porteous  I  Porteous !  To  the 
Tolbooth  !     To  the  Tolbooth  !  " 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  71 

They  proceeded  with  the  same  prudence  when  the 
dbject  seemed  to  be  nearly  in  their  grasp,  as  they  had 
done  hitherto  when  success  was  more  dubious.  A  strong 
party  of  the  rioters,  drawn  up  in  front  of  the  Lucken- 
booths,  and  facing  down  the  street,  prevented  all  access 
from  the  eastward,  and  the  west  end  of  the  defile  formed 
by  the  Luckenbooths  was  secured  in  the  same  manner ; 
so  that  the  Tolbooth  was  completely  surrounded,  and 
those  who  undertook  the  task  of  breaking  it  open 
effectually  secured  against  the  risk  of  interruption. 

The  magistrates,  in  ^he  meanwhile,  had  taken  the 
alarm,  and  assembled  in  a  tavern,  with  the  purpose  of 
raising  some  strength  to  subdue  the  rioters.  The 
deacons,  or  presidents  of  the  trades,  were  applied  to, 
but  declared  there  was  little  chance  of  their  authority 
being  respected  by  the  craftsmen,  where  it  was  the  object 
to  save  a  man  so  obnoxious.  Mr.  Lindsay,  member  of 
Parliament  for  the  city,  volunteered  the  perilous  task  of 
carrying  a  verbal  message  from  the  Lord  Provost  to 
Colonel  Moyle,  the  commander  of  the  regiment  lying  in 
the  Canongate,  requesting  him  to  force  the  Netherbow 
Port,  and  enter  the  city  to  put  down  the  tumult.  But 
Mr.  Lindsay  declined  to  charge  himself  with  any  written 
order,  which,  if  found  on  his  person  by  an  enraged  mob, 
mi^ht  have  cost  him  his  life  ;  and  the  issue  of  the  appli- 
cation was  that  Colonel  Moyle  having  no  written  requi- 
sition from  the  civil  authorities,  and  having  the  fate  of 
Porteous  oofore  his  eyes  as  an  example  of  the  severe 
construction  put  by  a  jury  on  the  proceedings  of  military' 
men  acting  on  iheir  own  responsibility,  declined  to 
encounter  the  risR  to  which  the  Provost's  verbal  com- 
munication invited  him. 

More  than  one  messenger  was  despatched  by  different 
ways  to  the  castle,  to  require  the  commanding  officer  to 
march  down  his  troops,  to  fire  a  few  cannon-shot,  or 
even  to  throw  a  shell  among  the  mob  for  the  purpose  of 
clearing  the  streets.  But  so  strict  and  watchful  were  the 
various  patrols  whom  the  rioters  had  established  in  different 
parts  of  the  streets,  that  none  of  the  emissaries  of  the 
magistrates  could  reach  the  gate  of  the  castle.  They 
were,  however,  turned  back  without  either  injury  or 
insult,  and  with  nothing  more  of  menace  than  was 
necessary  to  deter  them  from  again  attempting  to  accomplish 
their  errand. 


72  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

Tlie  same  vigilance  was  used  to  prevent  everybody  of 
the  higher,  and  those  which,  in  this  case,  might  be  deemed 
the  more  suspicious  orders  of  society,  from  appearing  in 
the  street,  and  observing  the  movements,  or  distinguishing 
the  persons  of  the  rioters.  Every  person  in  the  garb  of 
a  gentleman  was  stopped  by  small  parties  of  two  or  three 
of  the  mob,  who  partly  exhorted,  partly  required  of  them, 
that  they  should  return  to  the  place  from  whence  they 
came.  Many  a  quadrille  table  was  spoilt  that  memorable 
evening  ;  for  the  sedan  chairs  of  Iddies,  even  of  the  highest 
rank,  were  interrupted  in  their  passage  from  one  point 
to  another,  in  spite  of  the  laced  footman  and  blazing 
flambeaux.  This  was  uniformly  done  with  a  deference 
and  attention  to  the  feelings  of  the  terrified  females,  which 
could  hardly  have  been  expected  from  the  videttes  of  a 
mob  so  desperate.  Those  who  stopped  the  chair  usually 
made  the  excuse,  that  there  was  much  disturbance  on  the 
streets,  and  that  it  was  absolutely  necessary  for  the  lady's 
safety  that  the  chair  should  turn  back.  They  offered 
themselves  to  escort  the  vehicles  which  they  had  thus 
interrupted  in  their  progress,  from  the  apprehension, 
probably,  that  some  of  those  who  had  casually  united 
themselves  to  the  riot  might  disgrace  their  systematic 
and  determined  plan  of  vengeance,  by  those  acts  of  general 
insult  and  license  which  are  common  on  similar  occasions. 

Persons  are  yet  living  who  remember  to  have  heard 
from  the  mouths  of  ladies  thus  interrupted  on  their 
journey  in  the  manner  we  have  described,  that  they  were 
escorted  to  their  lodgings  by  the  young  men  who  stopped 
them,  and  even  handed  out  of  their  chairs,  with  a  polite 
attention  far  beyond  what  was  consistent  with  their  dress, 
which  was  apparently  that  of  journeymen  mechanics.* 
It  seemed  as  if  the  conspirators,  like  those  who  assas- 
sinated Cardinal  Beaton  in  former  days,  had  entertained 
the  opinion  that  the  work  about  which  they  went  was  a 
judgment  of  Heaven,  which,  though  unsanctioned  by  the 
usual  authorities,  ought  to  be  proceeded  in  with  order  and 
gravity. 

While  their  outposts  continued  thus  vigilant,  and  suffered 
themselves  neither  from  fear  nor  curiosity  to  neglect  that 

•  A  near  relation  of  the  author's  used  to  tell  of  having  been  stopped  by  the 
rioters,  and  escorted  home  in  the  manner  described.  On  reaching-  her  own  home, 
one  of  her  attendants,  in  appearance  a  ba.vter,  i.e.,  n  baker's  lad,  handed  her  out 
of  her  chair,  and  took  leave  with  a  bow,  which,  in  the  lady's  opinion,  argued 
breeding  that  could  hardly  be  learned  beside  the  oven. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  73 

part  of  the  duty  assigned  to  them,  and  while  the  main 
guards  to  the  east  and  west  secured  them  against  interrup- 
tion, a  select  body  of  the  rioters  thundered  at  the  door 
of  the  jail,  and  demanded  instant  admission.  No  one 
answered,  for  the  outer  keeper  had  prudently  made  his 
escape  with  the  keys  at  the  commencement  of  the  riot, 
and  was  nowhere  to  be  found.  The  door  was  instantly 
assailed  with  sledge-hammers,  iron-crows,  and  the  coulters 
of  ploughs  ready  provided  for  the  purpose,  with  which  they 
prized,  heaved,  and  battered  for  some  time  with  little  effect ; 
for  the  door,  besides  being  of  double  oak  planks,  clenched, 
both  end-long  and  athwart,  with  broad-headed  nails,  was 
so  hung  and  secured  as  to  yield  to  no  means  of  forcing, 
without  the  expenditure  of  much  time.  The  rioters,  how- 
ever, appeared  determined  to  gain  admittance.  Gang  after 
gang  relieved  each  other  at  the  exercise,  for,  of  course, 
onlv  a  few  could  work  at  once ;  but  gang  after  gang 
retired,  exhausted  with  their  violent  exertions,  without 
making  much  progress  in  forcing  the  prison  door.  Butler 
had  been  led  up  near  to  this,  the  principal  scene  of  action ; 
so  near,  indeed,  that  he  was  almost  deafened  by  the 
unceasing  clang  of  the  hea\-y  fore-hammers  against  the 
iron-bound  portal  of  the  prison.  He  began  to  entertain 
hopes,  as  the  task  seemed  protracted,  that  the  populace 
might  give  it  over  in  despair,  or  that  some  rescue  might 
arrive  to  disperse  them.  There  was  a  moment  at  which 
the  latter  seemed  probable. 

The  magistrates,  having  assembled  their  officers  and 
some  of  the  citizens  who  were  willing  to  hazard  them- 
selves for  the  public  tranquillity,  now  sallied  forth  from 
the  tavern  where  they  held  their  sitting,  and  approached 
the  point  of  danger.  Their  officers  went  before  them 
with  links  and  torches,  with  a  herald  to  read  the  riot  act, 
if  necessary.  They  easily  drove  before  them  the  outposts 
and  videttes  of  the  rioters ;  but  when  they  approached  the 
the  line  of  guard  which  the  mob,  or  rather,  we  should 
say,  the  conspirators,  had  drawn  across  the  street  in  the 
front  of  the  Luckenbooths,  they  were  received  with  ao 
unintermitted  volley  of  stones,  and,  on  their  nearer  approach, 
the  pikes,  bayonets,  and  Lochaber  axes,  of  which  the 
populace  had  possessed  themselves,  were  presented  against 
them.  One  of  their  ordinary  officers,  a  strong,  resolute 
fellow,  went  forward,  seized  a  rioter,  and  took  from  him 
a    musket ,     but,    being    unsupported,    ho    was    instantly 


74  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

thrown  on  his  back  in  the  street,  and  disarmed  in  his 
turn.  The  officer  was  too  happy  to  be  permitted  to  rise 
and  run  away  without  receiving  any  further  injury ;  which 
afforded  another  remarkable  instance  of  the  mode  in  which 
these  men  had  united  a  sort  of  moderation  towards  all 
others,  with  the  most  inflexible  inveteracy  against  the 
object  of  their  resentment.  The  magistrates,  after  vain 
attempts  to  make  themselves  heard  and  obeyed,  possessing 
no  means  of  enforcing  their  authority,  were  constrained 
to  abandon  the  field  to  the  rioters,  and  retreat  in  all  speed 
from  the  showers  of  missiles  that  whistled  around  their  ears. 

The  passive  resistance  of  the  Tolbooth  gate  promised 
to  do  more  to  baffle  the  purpose  of  the  mob  tnan  the  active 
interference  of  the  magistrates.  The  heavy  sledge-hammers 
continued  to  din  against  it  without  intermission,  and  with 
a  noise  which,  echoed  from  the  lofty  buildings  around  the 
spot,  seemed  enough  to  have  alarmed  the  garrison  in  the 
castle.  It  was  circulated  among  the  rioters  that  the 
troops  would  march  down  to  disperse  them,  unless  they 
could  execute  their  purpose  without  loss  of  time ;  or  that, 
even  without  quitting  the  fortress,  the  garrison  might 
obtain  the  same  end  by  throwing  a  bomb  or  two  upon 
the  street. 

Urged  by  such  motives  for  apprehension,  they  eagerly 
relieved  each  other  at  the  labour  of  assailing  the  Tolbootn 
door :  yet  such  was  its  strength,  that  it  still  defied  their 
efforts.  At  length,  a  voice  was  heard  to  pronounce  the 
words,  "Try  it  with  fire."  The  rioters,  with  a  unanimous 
shout,  called  for  combustibles,  and  as  all  their  wishes 
seemed  to  be  instantly  supplied,  they  were  soon  in  posses- 
sion of  two  or  three  empty  tar-barrels.  A  huge  red,  glaring 
bonfire  speedily  arose  close  to  the  door  of  the  prison, 
sending  up  a  tall  column  of  smoke  and  flame  against  its 
antique  turrets  and  strongly-grated  windows,  and  illuminat- 
ing the  ferocious  and  wild  gestures  of  the  rioters  who 
surrounded  the  place,  as  well  as  the  pale  and  anxious 
groups  of  those,  who,  from  windows  in  the  vicinage, 
watched  the  progress  of  this  alarming  scene.  The  mob 
fed  the  fire  with  whatever  they  could  find  fit  for  the  purpose. 
The  flames  roared  and  crackled  among  the  heaps  of 
nourishment  piled  on  the  fire,  and  a  terrible  shout  soon 
announced  that  the  door  had  kindled,  and  was  in  the 
act  of  being  destroyed.  The  fire  was  suffered  to  decay, 
but,  long  ere  it  was  quite  extinguished,  the  most  forward 


THE   HEART   OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  73 

of  the  rioters  rushed,  in  their  impatience,  one  after  another, 
over  its  yet  smouldering  remains.  Thick  showjrs  of 
sparkles  rose  high  in  the  air,  as  man  alter  man  bounded 
over  the  glowing  embers  and  disturbed  them  in  their 
passage.  It  was  now  obvious  to  Butler,  and  aU  others 
who  were  present,  that  the  rioters  would  be  instantly  in 
possession  of  their  victim,  and  have  it  in  their  power  to 
work  their  pleasure  upon  him,  whatever  that  might  be. 


CHAPTER  VII. 

The  evil  you  teach  us,  we  will  execute ;  and  it  shall  go  hard, 
but  we  wiU  better  the  instruction. 

Merchant  of  Venice. 

The  unhappy  object  of  this  remarkable  disturbance  had 
been  that  day  delivered  from  the  apprehension  of  a  public 
execution,  and  his  joy  was  the  greater  as  he  had  some 
reason  to  question  whether  Government  would  have  run 
the  risk  of  unpopularity  by  interfering  in  his  favour,  after 
he  had  been  legally  convicted  by  a  verdict  of  a  jurj',  of 
a  crime  so  ver^'  obnoxious.  Relieved  from  this  doubtful 
state  of  mind,  his  heart  was  merry  within  him.  and  he 
thought,  in  the  emphatic  words  of  Scripture  on  a  similar 
occasion,  that  surely  the  bitterness  of  death  was  past. 
Some  of  his  friends,  however,  who  had  watched  the  manner 
and  behaviour  of  the  crowd  when  they  were  made  acquainted 
with  the  reprieve,  were  of  a  different  opinion.  They  augured 
from  the  unusual  sternness  and  silence  with  which  they 
bore  their  disappointment,  that  the  populace  nourished 
some  scheme  of  sudden  and  desperate  vengeance  ;  and 
they  advised  Porteous  to  lose  no  time  in  petitioning  the 
proper  authorities  that  he  might  be  conveyed  to  the  castle 
under  a  suflScient  guard,  to  remain  there  in  security  until 
Ixis  ultimate  fate  should  be  determined.  Habituated,  how- 
ever, by  his  office,  to  overawe  the  rabble  of  the  city. 
Porteous  could  not  suspect  them  of  an  attempt  so  audacious 
as  to  storm  a  strong  and  defensible  prison  ;  and,  despising 
the  advice  by  which  he  might  have  been  saved,  he  spent 
the  afternoon  of  the  eventful  day  in  giving  an  entertain- 
ment to  some  friends  who  \'isited  him  in  jail,  several  of 
whom,  by  the  indulgence  of  the  captain  of  the  Tolbooth, 

*  2tote  3.    Tdbcoth  of  Edinburgh. 


76  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

with  whom  he  had  an  old  intimacy,  arising  from  their 
official  connection,  were  even  permitted  to  remain  to  supper 
with  him,  though  contrary  to  the  rules  of  the  jail. 

It  was,  therefore,  in  the  hour  of  unalloyed  mirth,  when 
this  unfortunate  wretch  was  "full  of  bread,"  hot  with 
wine,  and  high  in  mistimed  and  ill-grounded  confidence, 
and  alas !  with  all  his  sins  full  blown,  when  the  first 
distant  shouts  of  the  rioters  mingled  with  the  song  of 
merriment  and  intemperance.  The  hurried  call  of  the 
jailor  to  the  guests,  requiring  them  instantly  to  depart, 
and  his  yet  more  hasty  intimation  that  a  dreadful  and 
determined  mob  had  possessed  themselves  of  the  city 
gates  and  guard-house,  were  the  first  explanation  of 
these  fearful  clamours. 

Porteous  might,  however,  have  eluded  the  fury  from 
which  the  force  of  authority  could  not  protect  him,  had 
he  thought  of  slipping  on  some  disguise,  and  leaving  the 
prison  along  with  his  guests.  It  is  probable  that  the 
jailor  might  have  connived  at  his  escape,  or  even  that  in 
the  hurry  of  this  alarming  contingency,  he  might  not 
have  observed  it.  But  Porteous  and  his  friends  alike 
wanted  presence  of  mind  to  suggest  or  execute  such  a 
plan  of  escape.  The  latter  hastily  fled  from  a  place 
where  their  own  safety  seemed  compromised,  and  the 
former,  in  a  state  reseinbling  stupefaction,  awaited  in 
his  apartment  the  termination  of  the  enterprise  of  the 
rioters.  The  cessation  of  the  clang  of  the  instruments 
with  which  they  had  at  first  attemped  to  force  the  door, 
gave  him  momentary  relief.  The  flattering  hopes  that 
the  military  had  marched  into  the  city,  either  from  the 
castle  or  from  the  suburbs,  and  that  the  rioters  were 
intimidated  and  dispersing,  were  soon  destroyed  by  the 
broad  and  glaring  light  of  the  flames,  which,  illuminating 
through  the  grated  window  every  corner  of  his  apart- 
ment, plainly  showed  that  the  mob,  determined  on  the 
fatal  purpose,  had  adopted  a  means  of  forcing  entrance 
equally  desperate  and  certain. 

The  sudden  glare  of  light  suggested  to  the  stupefied 
and  astonished  object  of  popular  hatred  the  possibility  of 
concealment  or  escape.  To  rush  to  the  chimney,  to 
ascend  it  at  the  risk  of  suffocation,  were  the  only  means 
which  seemed  to  have  occurred  to  him  ;  but  his  progress 
was  speedily  stopped  by  one  of  those  Iron  gratmgs, 
which  are,  for  the  sake  of  securitv,  usually  placed  across 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  77 

the  vents  of  buildings  designed  for  imprisonment.  The 
bars,  however,  which  impeded  his  farther  progress, 
served  to  support  him  in  the  situation  which  he  had 
gained,  and  he  seized  them  with  the  tenacious  grasp  of 
one  who  esteemed  himself  clinging  to  his  last  hope  of 
existence.  The  lurid  light  which  had  filled  the  apart- 
ment, lowered  and  died  away ;  the  sound  of  shouts  was 
heard  within  the  walls,  and  on  the  narrow  and  winding 
stair,  which,  cased  within  one  of  the  turrets,  gave  access 
to  the  upper  apartments  of  the  prison.  The  huzza  of 
the  rioters  was  answered  by  a  shout  wild  and  desperate 
as  their  own,  the  cr}',  namely,  of  the  Imprisoned  felons 
who,  expecting  to  be  liberated  in  the  general  confusion, 
welcomed  the  mob  as  their  deliverers.  By  some  of  these 
the  apartment  of  Porteous  was  pointed  out  to  his  enemies. 
The  obstacle  of  the  lock  and  bolts  was  soon  overcome, 
and  from  his  hiding-place  the  unfortunate  man  heard  his 
enemies  search  every  corner  of  the  apartment,  with  oaths 
and  maledictions,  which  would  but  shock  the  reader  if  we 
recorded  them,  but  which  served  to  prove,  could  it  have 
admitted  of  doubt,  the  settled  purpose  of  soul  with  which 
they  sought  his  destruction. 

A  place  of  concealment  so  obvious  to  suspicion  and 
scrutiny  as  that  which  Porteous  had  chosen,  could  not 
long  screen  him  from  detection.  He  was  dragged  from 
his  lurking-place,  with  a  violence  which  seemed  to  argue 
an  intention  to  put  him  to  death  on  the  spot.  More  than 
one  weapon  was  directed  towards  him,  when  one  of  the 
rioters,  the  same  whose  female  disguise  had  been  particu- 
larly noticed  by  Butler,  interfered  in  an  authoritative  tone. 
"Are  j^e  mad?"  he  said,  "or  would  ye  execute  an 
act  of  justice  as  if  it  were  a  crime  and  a  cruelty?  This 
sacrifice  will  lose  half  its  savour  if  we  do  not  offer  it 
at  the  very  horns  of  the  altar.  We  will  have  him  die 
where  a  murderer  should  die,  on  the  common  gibbet. 
We  will  have  him  die  where  he  spilled  the  blood  of  so 
many  innocents ! " 

A  loud  shout  of  applause  followed  the  proposal,  and 
the  cry,  "To  the  gallows  with  the  murderer! — to  the 
Grassmarket  with  him  !  "  echoed  on  all  hands. 

"Let  no  man  hurt  him,"  continued  the  speaker;  "lei 
him  make  his  peace  with  God,  if  he  can  ;  we  will  not  kill 
both  his  soul  and  body." 

"  What  time  did  he  give  better  folk  for  preparing  their 


78  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

account  ?  "  answered  several  voices.  '  Let  us  mete  to  him 
with  the  same  measure  he  measured  to  them." 

But  the  opinion  of  the  spokesman  better  suited  the 
temper  of  those  he  addressed,  a  temper  rather  stubborn 
than  impetuous,  sedate  though  ferocious,  and  desirous  of 
colouring  their  cruel  and  revengeful  action  with  a  show 
of  justice  and  moderation. 

For  an  instant  this  man  quitted  the  prisoner,  whom  he 
consigned  to  a  selected  guard,  with  instructions  to  permit 
him  to  give  his  money  and  property  to  whosoever  he  pleased. 
A  person  confined  in  the  jail  for  debt  received  this  last  de- 
posit from  the  trembling  hand  of  the  victim,  who  was  at  the 
same  time  permitted  to  make  some  other  brief  arrangements 
to  meet  his  approaching  fate.  The  felons,  and  all  others 
who  wished  to  leave  the  jail,  were  now  at  full  liberty  to  do 
so ;  not  that  their  liberation  made  any  part  of  the  settled 
purpose  of  the  rioters,  but  it  followed  as  almost  a  necessary 
consequence  of  forcing  the  jail  doors.  With  wild  cries  of 
jubilee  they  joined  the  mob,  or  disappeared  among  the 
narrow  lanes  to  seek  out  the  hidden  receptacles  of  vice  and 
infamy,  where  they  were  accustomed  to  lurk  and  conceal 
themselves  from  justice. 

Two  persons,  a  man  about  fifty  years  old  and  a  girl 
about  eighteen,  were  all  who  continued  within  the  fatal 
walls,  excepting  two  or  three  debtors,  who  probably  saw 
no  advantage  in  attempting  their  escape.  The  persons 
we  have  mentioned  remained  in  the  strong-room  of  the 
prison,  now  deserted  by  all  others.  One  of  their  late  com- 
panions in  misfortune  called  out  to  the  man  to  make  his 
escape,  in  the  tone  of  an  acquaintance.  "  Rin  for  it,  Rat- 
cliffe — the  road's  clear." 

"  It  may  be  sae,  Willie,"  answered  Ratcliffe  composedly, 
"but  I  have  ta'en  a  fancy  to  leave  afF  trade,  and  set  up  for 
an  honest  man." 

"Stay  there,  and  be  hanged,  then,  for  a  donnard  auld 
deevil!  "  said  the  other,  and  ran  down  the  prison  stair. 

The  person  in  female  attire  whom  we  have  distinguished 
as  one  of  the  most  active  rioters,  was  about  the  same  time 
at  the  ear  of  the  young  woman.  "  Flee,  Efliie,  flee !  "  was 
all  he  had  time  to  whisper.  She  turned  towards  him  an 
eye  of  mingled  fear,  affection,  and  upbraiding,  all  contending 
with  a  sort  of  stupefied  surprise.  He  again  repeated,  "  Flee, 
Effie,  flee  !  for  the  sake  of  all  that's  good  and  dear  to  you  !  " 
Again  she  gazed  on  him,  but  was  unable  to  answer.     A 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  79 

loud  noise  was  now  heard,  and  the  name  of  Madge  Wild- 
fire was  repeatedly  called  from  the  bottom  of  the  staircase. 

"I  am  coming — 1  am  coming,"  said  the  person  who 
answered  to  that  appellative ;  and  then  reiterating  hastily, 
"For  God's  sake — for  your  own  sake — for  my  sake,  flee, 
or  they'll  take  your  life  !  "  he  left  the  strong-room. 

The  girl  gazed  after  him  for  a  moment,  and  then,  faintly 
muttering,  "Better  tyne  life,  since  tint  is  gude  fame,"  she 
sunk  her  head  upon  her  hand,  and  remained,  seemingly, 
unconscious  as  a  statue  of  the  noise  and  tumult  which 
passed  around  her. 

That  tumult  was  now  transferred  from  the  inside  to  the 
outside  of  the  Tolbooth.  The  mob  had  brought  cheir 
destined  victim  forth,  and  were  about  to  conduct  him  to 
the  common  place  of  execution,  which  they  had  fixed  as 
the  scene  of  his  death.  The  leader,  whom  they  distin- 
guished by  the  name  of  Madge  Wildfire,  had  been 
summoned  to  assist  at  the  procession  by  the  impatient 
shouts  of  his  confederates. 

"  I  will  ensure  you  five  hundred  pounds,"  said  the  un- 
happy man,  grasping  Wildfire's  hand — "five  hundred 
pounds  for  to  save  my  life." 

The  other  answered  in  the  same  undertone,  and  returning 
his  grasp  with  one  equally  convulsive,  "Five  hundred- 
weight of  coined  gold  should  not  save  you. — Remember 
Wilson ! "  ^ 

A  deep  pause  of  a  minute  ensued,  when  Wildfire  added  in 
a  more  composed  tone,  "  Make  your  peace  with  Heaven. 
Where  is  the  clergyman  ?  " 

Butler,  who,  in  great  terror  and  anxiety,  had  been  de- 
tained within  a  few  yards  of  the  Tolbooth  door,  to  wait 
the  event  of  the  search  after  Porteous,  was  now  brought 
forward,  and  commanded  to  walk  by  the  prisoner's  side, 
and  to  prepare  him  for  immediate  death.  His  answer 
was  a  supplication  that  the  rioters  would  consider  what 
they  did.  "You  are  neither  judges  nor  jury,"  said  he. 
"You  canno  have,  by  the  laws  of  God  or  man,  power 
to  take  away  the  life  of  a  human  creature,  however  de- 
serving he  may  be  of  death.  If  it  is  murder  even  in  a 
lawful  magistrate  to  execute  an  offender  otherwise  than 
in  the  place,  time,  and  manner  which  the  judges'  sentence 
prescribes,  what  must  it  be  to  you,  who  have  no  warrant 
for  interference  but  your  own  wills  ?  In  the  name  of  Him 
who  is  all  mercy,  show  mercy  to  this  unhappy  man,   and 


8o  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

do  not  dip  your  hands  in  his  blood,  nor  rush  into  the  very 
crime  which  you  are  desirous  of  avenging  !  " 

"Cut  your  sermon  short — you  are  not  in  your  pulpit," 
answered  one  of  the  rioters. 

"If  we  hear  more  of  your  clavers,"  said  another,  '*  we 
are  like  to  hang  you  up  beside  him." 

"Peace — hush!"  said  Wildfire.  "Do  the  good  man  no 
harm — he  discharges  his  conscience,  and  I  like  him  the 
better." 

He  then  addressed  Butler.  "  Now,  sir,  we  have  patiently 
heard  you,  and  we  just  wish  you  to  understand,  in  the  way 
of  answer,  that  you  may  as  well  argue  to  the  ashlar-work 
and  iron  stanchels  of  the  Tolbooth  as  think  to  change  our 
purpose.  Blood  must  have  blood.  We  have  sworn  to  each 
other,  by  the  deepest  oaths  ever  were  pledged,  thatPorteous 
shall  die  the  death  he  deserves  so  richly  ;  therefore,  speak 
no  more  to  us,  but  prepare  him  for  death  as  well  as  the 
briefness  of  his  change  will  permit." 

They  had  suffered  the  unfortunate  Porteous  to  put  on 
his  night-gown  and  slippers,  as  he  had  thrown  off  his 
coat  and  shoes,  in  order  to  facilitate  his  attempted  escape 
up  the  chimney.  In  this  garb  he  was  now  mounted  on 
the  hands  of  two  of  the  rioters,  clasped  together,  so  as  to 
form  what  is  called  in  Scotland,  "The  King's  Cushion." 
Butler  was  placed  close  to  his  side,  and  repeatedly  urged 
to  perform  a  duty  always  the  most  painful  which  can  be 
imposed  on  a  clergyman  deserving  of  the  name,  and  now 
rendered  more  so  by  the  peculiar  and  horrid  circumstances 
of  the  criminal's  case.  Porteous  at  first  uttered  some 
supplications  for  mercy,  but  when  he  found  that  there 
was  no  chance  that  these  would  be  attended  to,  his  military 
education,  and  the  natural  stubbornness  of  his  disposition, 
combined  to  support  his  spirits. 

"Are  you  prepared  for  this  dreadful  end?"  said  Butler 
in  a  faltering  voice.  "  O  turn  to  Him,  in  whose  eyes  time 
and  space  have  no  existence,  and  to  whom  a  few  minutes 
are  as  a  lifetime,  and  a  lifetime  as  a  minute." 

"I  believe  I  know  what  you  would  say,"  answered 
Porteous  sullenly.  "  I  was  bred  a  soldier ;  if  they  will 
murder  me  without  time,  let  my  sins  as  well  as  my  blood 
lie  at  their  door." 

"Who  was  it,"  said  the  stern  voice  of  Wildfire,  "that 
said  to  Wilson  at  this  very  spot,  when  he  could  not  pray, 
owing  to  the  galling  agony  of  his  fetters,  that  his  pains 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  8i 

would  soon  be  over  ?      I  say  to  you  to  take  your  own  tale 
home ;     and   if   you    cannot   profit   by   the   good   man's 
lessons,  blame  not  them  that  are  still  more  merciful  to 
'  you  than  you  were  to  others." 

The  procession  now  moved  forward  with  a  slow  and 
determined  pace.  It  was  enlightened  by  many  blazing 
links  and  torches  ;  for  the  actors  of  this  work  were  so  far 
from  affecting  any  secrecy  on  the  occasion,  that  they 
seemed  even  to  court  observation.  Their  principal  leaders 
kept  close  to  the  person  of  the  prisoner,  whose  pallid 
yet  stubborn  features  were  seen  distinctly  by  the  torch- 
light, as  his  person  was  raised  considerably  above  the 
concourse  which  thronged  around  him.  Those  who  bore 
swords,  muskets,  and  battle-axes,  marched  on  each  side, 
as  if  forming  a  regular  guard  to  the  procession.  The 
windows,  as  they  went  along,  were  filled  with  the  in- 
habitants, whose  slumbers  had  been  broken  by  this 
unusual  disturbance.  Some  of  the  spectators  muttered 
accents  of  encouragement ;  but  in  general,  they  were  so 
much  appalled  by  a  sight  so  strange  and  audacious, 
that  they  looked  on  with  a  sort  of  stupefied  astonishment. 
Ko  one  offered,  by  act  or  word,  the  slightest  interruption. 
;  The  rioters,  on  their  part,  continued  to  act  with  the 
I  »ame  air  of  deliberate  confidence  and  security  which  had 
marked  all  their  proceedings.  When  the  object  of  their 
resentment  dropped  one  of  his  slippers,  they  stopped, 
sought  for  it,  and  rephaced  it  upon  his  foot  with  great 
deliberation.*  As  they  descended  the  Bow  towards  the 
fatal  spot  where  tliey  designed  to  complete  their  purpose, 
it  was  suggested  that  there  should  be  a  rope  kept  in 
readiness.  For  this  purpose  the  booth  of  a  man  who 
dealt  in  cordage  was  forced  open,  a  coil  of  rope  fit  for 
their  purpose  was  selected  to  ser\'e  as  a  halter,  and  the 
dealer  next  morning  found  that  a  guinea  had  been  left 
on  his  counter  in  exchange  ;  so  anxious  were  the  perpetrators 
of  this  daring  action  to  show  that  they  meditated  not 
[  the  slightest   wrong    or    infraction   of   law,    excepting    so 

far  as  Porteous  was  himself  concerned. 
'       Leading,  or  carrying  along  with  them,  in  this  determined 
!  and  regular  ynanner,  the  object   of  their  vengeance,   they 

'       'This  little  incident,  characteristic  of  the  extreme  composure  of  this  extra- 
ordinary mob,  was  witnessed  by  a  lady,  who,  disturbed,  Uke  others,  from  her 
'    slumbers,  had  gone  to  the  window.      It  was  told  to  the  author  by  the  lady's 
i   daug^hter. 


8i  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

at  length  reached  the  place  of  common  execution,  the 
scene  of  his  crime,  and  destined  spot  of  his  sufferings. 
Several  of  the  rioters  (if  they  should  not  rather  be  described 
as  conspirators)  endeavoured  to  remove  the  stone  which 
filled  up  the  socket  in  which  the  end  of  the  fatal  tree  was 
sunk  when  it  was  erected  for  its  fatal  purpose ;  others 
sought  for  the  means  of  constructing  a  temporary  gibbet, 
the  place  in  which  the  gallows  itself  was  deposited  being 
reported  too  secure  to  be  forced,  without  much  loss  of 
tiriie,  Butler  endeavoured  to  avail  himself  of  the  delay 
afforded  by  these  circumstances,  to  turn  the  people  from 
their  desperate  design.  "For  God's  sake,"  he  exclaimed, 
"remember  it  is  the  image  of  your  Creator  which  you 
are  about  to  deface  in  the  person  of  this  unfortunate  man  ! 
Wretched  as  he  is,  and  wicked  as  he  may  be,  he  has  a 
share  in  every  promise  of  Scripture,  and  you  cannot  destroy 
him  in  impenitence  without  blotting  his  name  from  the 
Book  of  Life.  Do  not  destroy  soul  and  body ;  give  time 
for  preparation." 

"What  time  had  they,"  returned  a  stern  voice,  "whom 
he  murdered  on  this  very  spot  ?  The  laws  both  of  God  and 
man  call  for  his  death." 

"But  what,  my  friends,"  insisted  Butler,  with  a  generous 
disregard  to  his  own  safety — "what  hath  constituted  you 
his  judges  ?  " 

"We  are  not  his  judges,"  replied  the  same  person;  "he 
has  been  already  judged  and  condemned  by  lawful  authority. 
We  are  those  wliom  Heaven,  and  our  righteous  anger,  have 
stirred  up  to  execute  judgment,  when  a  corrupt  Government 
would  Iiave  protected  a  murderer." 

"I  am  none,"  said  the  unfortunate  Porteous ;  "that 
which  you  charge  upon  me  fell  out  in  self-defence,  in  the 
lawful  exercise  of  my  duty." 

"Away  with  him — away  with  himl"  was  the  general 
cry.  "Why  do  you  trifle  away  time  in  making  a  gallows? 
— that  dyester's  pole  is  good  enough  for  the  homicide." 

The  unhappy  man  was  forced  to  his  fate  with  remorseless 
rapidity.  Butler,  separated  from  him  by  the  press,  escaped 
the  last  horrors  of  his  struggles.  Unnoticed  by  those  who 
had  hitherto  detained  him  as  a  prisoner,  he  fled  from  the 
fatal  spot,  without  much  caring  in  what  direction  his  course 
lay.  A  loud  shout  proclaimed  the  stern  delight  with  which 
the  agents  of  this  deed  regarded  its  completion.  Butler, 
then,  at  the  opening  into  the  low  street  called  the  Cowgate, 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  By 

cast  back  a  terrified  glance,  and,  by  the  red  and  dusky  light 
of  the  torches,  he  could  discern  a  figure  wavering  and 
struggling  as  it  hung  suspended  above  the  heads  of  the 
multitude,  and  could  even  observe  men  striking  at  it  with 
their  Lochaber-axes  and  partisans.  The  sight  was  of  a 
nature  to  double  his  horror,  and  to  add  wings  to  his  flight. 

The  street  down  which  the  fugitive  ran  opens  to  one  of 
the  eastern  ports  or  gates  of  the  city.  Butler  did  not  stop 
till  he  reached  it,  but  found  it  still  shut.  He  waited  jiearly 
an  hour,  walking  up  and  down  in  inexpressible  perturbation 
of  mind.  At  length  he  ventured  to  call  out,  and  rouse  the 
attention  of  the  terrified  keepers  of  the  gate,  who  now  found 
themselves  at  liberty  to  resume  their  office  without  inter- 
ruption. Butler  requested  them  to  open  the  gate.  They 
hesitated.     He  told  them  his  name  and  occupation. 

"  He  is  a  preacher,"  said  one  ;  "  I  have  heard  him  preach 
in  Haddo's  Hole." 

"A  fine  preaching  has  he  been  at  the  night,"  said 
another  ;  "but  maybe  least  said  is  sunest  mended." 

Opening  then  the  wicket  of  the  main  gate,  the  keepers 
suffered  Butler  to  depart,  who  hastened  to  carry  his  horror 
and  fear  beyond  the  walls  of  Edinburgh.  His  first  purpose 
was  instantly  to  take  the  road  homeward ;  but  other  fears 
and  cares,  connected  with  the  news  he  had  learned  in  that 
remarkable  day,  induced  him  to  linger  in  the  neighbourhood 
of  Edinburgh  until  daybreak.  More  than  one  group  of 
persons  passed  him  as  he  was  whiling  away  the  hours  of 
darkness  that  yet  remained,  whom,  from  the  stifled  tones 
of  their  discourse,  the  unwonted  hour  when  they  travelled, 
and  the  hasty  pace  at  which  they  walked,  he  conjectured  to 
have  been  engaged  in  the  late  fatal  transaction. 

Certain  it  was,  that  the  sudden  and  total  dispersion  of  the 
rioters,  when  their  vindictive  purpose  was  accomplished, 
seemed  not  the  least  remarkable  feature  of  this  singular 
affair.  In  general,  whatever  may  be  the  impelling  motive 
by  which  a  mob  is  at  first  raised,  the  attainment  of  their 
object  has  usually  been  only  found  to  lead  the  way  to  further 
excesses.  But  not  so  in  the  present  case.  They  seemed 
completely  satiated  with  the  vengeance  they  had  prosecuted 
with  such  staunch  and  sagacious  activity.  When  they  were 
fully  satisfied  that  life  had  abandoned  their  victim,  they 
dispersed  in  every  direction,  throwing  down  the  weapons 
which  they  had  only  assumed  to  enable  them  to  carry  through 
their  purpose.     At  daybreak  there  remained  not  tlae  least 


84  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

token  of  the  events  of  the  night,  excepting  the  corpse  of 
Porteous,  which  still  hung  suspended  in  the  place  where  he 
had  suffered,  and  the  arms  of  various  kinds  which  the 
rioters  had  taken  from  the  city  guard-house,  v/hich  were 
found  scattered  about  the  streets  as  they  had  thrown  them 
from  their  hands  when  the  purpose  for  which  they  had 
seized  them  was  accomplished. 

The  ordinary  magistrates  of  the  city  resumed  their 
power,  not  without  trembling  at  the  late  experience  of 
the  fragiUty  of  its  tenure.  To  march  troops  into  the 
city,  and  commence  a  severe  inquiry  into  the  transactions 
of  the  preceding  night,  were  the  first  marks  of  returning 
energy  which  they  displayed.  But  these  events  had  been 
conducted  on  so  secure  and  well -calculated  a  plan  of 
safety  and  secrecy,  that  there  was  little  or  nothing  learned 
to  throw  light  upon  the  authors  or  principal  actors  in 
a  scheme  so  audacious.  An  express  was  despatched  to 
London  with  the  tidings,  where  they  excited  great  in- 
dignation and  surprise  in  the  council  of_  regency,  and 
particularly  in  the  bosom  of  Queen  Caroline,  who  con- 
sidered her  own  authority  as  exposed  to  contempt  by  the 
success  of  this  singular  conspiracy.  Nothing  was  spoken 
of  for  some  time  save  the  measure  of  vengeance  which 
should  be  taken,  not  only  on  the  actors  of  this  tragedy, 
so  soon  as  they  should  be  discovered,  but  upon  the 
magistrates  who  had  suffered  it  to  take  place,  and  upon 
the  city  which  had  been  the  scene  where  it  was  exhibited. 
On  this  occasion,  it  is  still  recorded  in  popular  tradition 
that  her  Majesty,  in  the  height  of  her  displeasure,  told 
the  celebrated  John,  Duke  of  Argyle,  that,  sooner  than 
submit  to  such  an  insult,  she  would  make  Scotland  a 
hunting-field.  "In  that  case,  madam,"  answered  that 
high-spirited  nobleman,  with  a  profound  bow,  "I  will 
take  leave  of  your  Majesty,  and  go  down  to  my  own 
country  to  get  my  hounds  ready." 

The  import  of  the  reply  had  more  than  met  the  ear; 
and  as  most  of  the  Scottish  nobility  and  gentry  seemed 
actuated  by  the  same  national  spirit,  the  royal  displea- 
sure was  necessarily  checked  in  mid-volley,  and  milder 
courses  were  recommended  and  adopted,  to  some  of  which 
we  may  hereafter  have  occasion  to  advert.* 

*  See  Note  3.    Memorial  concerninf  the  murder  of  Captain  Porteous. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  8s 

CHAPTER  VIII. 

Arthur's  Seat  shall  be  my  bed, 
The  sheets  shall  ne'er  be  press'd  by  me, 

St.  Anton's  well  shall  be  my  drink, 

Sin'  my  true  love's  forsaken  me. — Old  Song. 

If  I  were  to  choose  a  spot  from  which  the  rising  or 
setting  sun  could  be  seen  to  the  greatest  possible  advan- 
tage, it  would  be  that  wild  path  winding  around  the  foot 
of  the  high  belt  of  semicircular  rocks,  called  Salisbury 
Crags,  and  marking  the  verge  of  the  steep  descent  which 
slopes  down  into  the  glen  on  the  south-eastern  side  of  the 

[  city  of  Edinburgh.  The  prospect,  in  its  general  outline, 
commands  a  close-built,  high-piled  city,  stretching  itself 
out  beneath  in  a  form,  which,  to  a  romantic  imagination, 
may  be  supposed  to  represent  that  of  a  dragon ;  now,  a 
noble  arm  of  the  sea,  with  its  rocks,  isles,  distant  shores, 
and  boundary  of  mountains ;  and  now,  a  fair  and  fertile 
champaign  country,  varied  with  hill,  dale,  and  rock,  and 
skirted  by  the  picturesque  ridge  of  the  Pentland  moun- 
tains. But  as  the  path  gently  circles  around  the  base  of 
the  cliffs,  the  prospect,  composed  as  it  is  of  these  en- 
chanting and  sublime  objects,  changes  at  every  step,  and 

,  presents  them  blended  with,  or  divided  from,  each  other, 
in  ever>'  possible  variety  which  can  gratify  the  eye  and 
the  imagination.  When  a  piece  of  scener>'  so  beautiful, 
yet  so  varied  —  so  exciting  by  its  intricacy,  and  yet  so 
sublime  —  is  lighted  up  by  the  tints  of  morning  or  of 
evening,  and  displays  all  that  variety  of  shadowy  depth, 
exchanged  with  partial  brilliancy,  which  gives  character 
even  to  the  tamest  of  landscapes,  the  effect  approaches 
near  to  enchantment.  This  path  used  to  be  my  favourite 
evening  and  morning  resort,  when  engaged  with  a 
favourite  author,  or  new  subject  of  study.  It  is,  I  am 
informed,  now  become  totally  impassable ;    a  circumstance 

I  which,    if  true,   reflects  little  credit   on  the   taste    of   the 

i  Good  Town  or  its  leaders.* 

I      It  was  from  this  fascinating  path — the  scene  to   me  of 

i  so  much  delicious  musing,  when  life  was  young  and  pro- 
mised to   be  happy,    that   I   have   been   unable  to  pass  it 

•  A  beautiful  and  solid  pathway  has,  within  a  few  years,  been  formed  around 
I  these  romantic  rocks  ;  and  the  author  has  the  pleasure  to  think  that  the  passagre 
in  tha  text  gave  rise  to  the  uodertakingr- 


86  THE   HEART   OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

over  without  an  episodical  description — it  was,  I  say, 
from  this  romantic  path  that  Butler  saw  the  morn- 
ing arise  the  day  after  the  murder  of  Porteous.  It  was 
possible  for  him  with  ease  to  have  found  a  much  shorter 
road  to  the  house  to  which  he  was  directing  his  course, 
and,  in  fact,  that  which  he  chose  was  extremely  cir- 
cuitous. But  to  compose  his  own  spirits,  as  well  as  to 
while  away  the  time,  until  a  proper  hour  for  visiting  the 
family  without  surprise  or  disturbance,  he  was  induced 
to  extend  his  circuit  by  the  foot  of  the  rocks,  and  to  linger 
upon  his  way  until  the  morning  should  be  considerably 
advanced.  While,  now  standing  with  his  arms  across, 
and  waiting  the  slow  progress  of  the  sun  above  the 
horizon,  now  sitting  upon  one  of  the  numerous  fragments 
which  storms  had  detached  from  the  rocks  above  him,  he 
is  meditating,  alternately  upon  the  horrible  catastrophe 
which  he  had  witnessed,  and  upon  the  melancholy,  and,  to 
him,  most  interesting,  news  which  he  had  learned  at 
Saddletree's,  we  will  give  the  reader  to  understand  who 
Butler  was,  and  how  his  fate  was  connected  with  that  of 
Efhe  Deans,  the  unfortunate  handmaiden  of  the  careful 
Mrs.  Saddletree. 

Reuben  Butler  was  of  English  extraction,  though  born 
in  Scotland.  His  grandfather  was  a  trooper  in  Monk's 
army,  and  one  of  the  party  of  dismounted  dragoons  which 
formed  the  forlorn  hope  at  the  storming  of  Dundee  in  1651. 
Stephen  Butler  (called  from  his  talents  in  reading  and  ex- 
pounding, Scripture  Stephen,  and  Bible  Butler)  was  a 
staunch  Independent,  and  received  in  its  fullest  compre- 
hension the  promise  that  the  saints  should  inherit  the  earth. 
As  hard  knocks  were  what  had  chiefly  fallen  to  his  share 
hitherto  in  the  division  of  this  common  property,  he  lost 
not  the  opportunity  which  the  storm  and  plunder  of  a 
commercial  place  afforded  him,  to  appropriate  as  large  a 
share  of  the  better  things  of  this  world  as  he  could  possibly 
compass.  It  would  seem  that  he  had  succeeded  indifferently 
well,  for  his  exterior  circumstances  appeared,  in  conse- 
quence of  this  event,  to  have  been  much  mended. 

The  troop  to  which  he  belonged  was  quartered  at  the 
village  of  Dalkeith,  as  forming  the  body-guard  of  Monk, 
who,  in  the  capacity  of  general  for  the  Commonwealth, 
resided  in  the  neighbouring  castle.  When,  on  the  eve 
of  the  Restoration,  the  general  commenced  his  march 
from  Scotland,  a  measure  pregnant  with  such  impoitant 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  87, 

consequences,  he  new-modelled  his  troops,  and  more  especi- 
ally those  immediately  about  his  person,  in  order  that  they 
might  consist  entirely  of  individuals  devoted  to  himself. 
On  this  occasion  Scripture  Stephen  was  weighed  in  the 
balance,  and  found  wanting.  It  was  supposed  he  felt  no 
call  to  any  expedition  which  might  endanger  the  reign  of 
the  military  sainthood,  and  that  he  did  not  consider  himself 
as  free  in  conscience  to  join  with  any  party  which  might  be 
likely  ultimately  to  acknowledge  the  interest  of  Charles 
Stuart,  the  son  of  "the  last  man,"  as  Charles  I.  was 
familiarly  and  irreverently  termed  by  them  in  their  common 
discourse,  as  well  as  in  their  more  elaborate  predications  and 
harangues.  As  the  time  did  not  admit  of  cashiering  such 
dissidents,  Stephen  Butler  was  only  advised  in  a  friendly 
way  to  give  up  his  horse  and  accoutrements  to  one  of 
Middleton's  old  troopers,  who  possessed  an  accommodating 
conscience  of  a  military  stamp,  and  which  squared  itself 
chiefly  upon  those  of  the  colonel  and  paymaster.  As  this 
hint  came  recommended  by  a  certain  sum  of  arrears  pre- 
sently payable,  Stephen  had  carnal  wisdom  enough  to 
embrace  the  proposal,  and  with  great  indifference  saw  his 
old  corps  depart  for  Coldstream,  on  their  route  for  the 
south,  to  establish  the  tottering  Government  of  England 
on  a  new  basis. 

The  Botie  of  the  ex-trooper,  to  use  Horace's  phrase,  was 
weighty  enough  to  purchase  a  cottage  and  two  or  three 
fields  (still  known  by  the  name  of  Beersheba),  within  about 
a  Scottish  mile  of  Dalkeith  ;  and  there  did  Stephen  establish 
himself  with  a  youthful  helpmate,  chosen  out  of  the  said 
village,  whose  disposition  to  a  comfortable  settlement  on 
this  side  of  the  grave  reconciled  her  to  the  gruff  manners, 
serious  temper,  and  weather-beaten  features  of  the  martial 
enthusiast  Stephen  did  not  long  survive  the  falling  on 
"evil  days  and  evil  tongues,"  of  which  Milton,  in  the  same 
predicament,  so  mournfully  complains.  At  his  death  his 
consort  remained  an  early  widow,  with  a  male  child  of  three 
years  old,  which,  in  the  sobriety  wherewith  it  demeaned 
itself,  in  the  old-fashioned  and  even  grim  cast  of  its  features, 
and  in  its  sententious  mode  of  expressing  itself,  would 
*!  sufficiently  have  vindicated  the  honour  of  the  widow  of 
i  Beersheba,  had  any  one  thought  proper  to  challenge  the 
i  babe's  descent  from  Bible  Butler. 

^  Butler's  principles  had  not  descended  to  his  family,  or 
i  extended  tnemselves  among  his  neighbours.     The   air  of 


88  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN 

Scotland  was  alien  to  the  growth  of  independency,  how- 
ever favourable  to  fanaticism  under  other  colours.  But, 
nevertheless,  they  were  not  forgotten  ;  and  a  certain  neigh- 
bouring Laird,  who  piqued  himself  upon  the  loyalty  of  his 
principles  "  in  the  worst  of  times  "  (though  I  never  heard 
they  exposed  him  to  more  peril  than  that  of  a  broken  head, 
or  a  night's  lodging  in  the  main  guard,  when  wine  and 
cavalierism  predominated  in  his  upper  storey),  had  found  if 
a  convenient  thing  to  rake  up  all  matter  of  accusation 
against  the  deceased  Stephen.  In  this  enumeration  hi.« 
religious  principles  made  no  small  figure,  as,  indeed,  they 
must  have  seemed  of  the  most  exaggerated  enormity  to  one 
whose  own  were  so  small  and  so  faintly  traced,  as  to  be 
well-nigh  imperceptible.  In  these  circumstances,  pooi 
widow  Butler  was  supplied  with  her  full  proportion  of  fines 
for  nonconformity,  and  all  the  other  oppressions  of  the 
time,  until  Beersheba  was  fairly  wrenched  out  of  her  hands, 
and  isecame  the  property  of  the  Laird  who  had  so  wantonly, 
as  it  had  hitherto  appeared,  persecuted  this  poor,  forlorn 
woman.  When  his  purpose  was  fairly  achieved,  he  showed 
some  remorse  or  moderation,  or  whatever  the  reader  may 
please  to  term  it,  in  permitting  her  to  occupy  her  husband's 
cottage,  and  cultivate,  on  no  very  heavy  terms,  a  croft  oi 
land  adjacent.  Her  son,  Benjamin,  in  the  meanwhile, 
grew  up  to  man's  estate,  and,  moved  by  that  impulse  which 
makes  men  seek  marriage,  even  when  its  end  can  only  be  the 
perpetuation  of  misery,  he  wedded  and  brought  a  wife,  and, 
eventually,  a  son,  Reuben,  to  share  the  poverty  of  Beersheba 
The  Laird  of  Dumbiedikes  *  had  hitherto  been  moderate 
in  his  exactions,  perhaps  because  he  was  ashamed  to  tax 
too  highly  the  miserable  means  of  support  which  remained 
to  the  widow  Butler.  But  when  a  stout,  active,  young  fellov^ 
appeared  as  the  labourer  of  the  croft  in  question,  Dumbie 
dikes  began  to  think  so  broad  a  pair  of  shoulders  mighi 
bear  an  additional  burden.  He  regulated,  indeed,  his 
management  of  his  dependents  (who,  fortunately,  were  bu^ 
few  in  number)  much  upon  the  principle  of  the  carters  whonr 
he  observed  loading  their  carts  at  a  neighbouring  coal-hill 
and  who  never  failed  to  clap  an  additional  brace  of  hundred 
weights  on  their  burden,  so  soon  as  by  any  means  they  hac 

♦Dumbiedikes,  selected  as  descriptive  of  the  taciturn  character  of  thi 
Imaginary  owner,  is  really  the  name  of  a  house  bordeiing  on  the  King'; 
Park,  so  called  because  the  late  Mr.  Braidwood,  an  instructor  of  the  deaf  am 
dumb,  resided  there  with  his  pupils.  The  situation  of  the  real  house  is  differen' 
from  that  assigned  to  the  ideal  mansion. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  89 

compassed  a  new  horse  of  somewhat  superior  strengtli  to 
that  which  had  broken  down  the  day  before.  However 
reasonable  this  practice  appeared  to  the  Laird  of  Dumbie- 
dikes,  he  ought  to  have  observed  that  it  may  be  overdone, 
and  that  it  infers,  as  a  matter  of  course,  the  destruction  and 
loss  of  both  horse,  and  cart,  and  loading.  Even  so  it  befell 
when  the  additional  "prestations"  came  to  be  demanded  of 
Benjamin  Butler.  A  man  of  few  words,  and  few  ideas,  but 
attached  to  Beersheba  with  a  feeling  like  that  which  a  vege- 
table entertains  to  the  spot  in  which  it  chances  to  be  planted, 
he  neither  remonstrated  with  the  Laird,  nor  endeavoured  to 
escape  from  him,  but,  toiling  night  and  day  to  accomplish 
the  terms  of  his  taskmaster,  fell  into  a  burning  fever  and 
died.  His  wife  did  not  long  survive  him  :  and,  as  if  it  had 
been  the  fate  of  this  family  to  be  left  orphans,  our  Reuben 
Butler  was,  about  the  year  1704-5,  left  in  the  same  circum- 
stances in  which  his  father  had  been  placed,  and  under  the 
same  guardianship,  being  that  of  his  grandmother,  the 
widow  of  Monk's  old  trooper. 

The  same  prospect  of  misery  hung  over  the  head  of 
another  tenant  of  this  hard-hearted  lord  of  the  soil.  This 
was  a  tough,  true-blue  Presbyterian,  called  Deans,  who, 
though  most  obnoxious  to  the  Laird  on  account  of  principles 
in  church  and  state,  contrived  to  maintain  his  ground  upon 
the  estate  by  regular  payment  of  mail-duties,  kain,  arriage, 
carriage,  dry  multure,  lock,  gowpen,  and  knaveship,  and 
all  the  various  exactions  now  commuted  for  money,  and 
summed  up  in  the  emphatic  word  rent.  But  the  years 
1700  and  1 701,  long  remembered  in  Scotland  for  dearth  and 
g^eneral  distress,  subdued  the  stout  heart  of  the  agricultural 
;g.  Citations  by  the  ground-officer,  decreets  of  the 
:  on  Court,  sequestrations,  poindings  of  outside  and  in- 
side plenishing,  flew  about  his  ears  as  fast  as  ever  the  Tory 
bullets  whistled  around  those  of  the  Covenanters  at  Pent- 
land,  Bothwell  Brigg,  or  Airsmoss.  Struggle  as  he  might, 
j]  and  he  struggled  gallantly,  "Douce  Davie  Deans"  was 
;ed  horse  and  foot,  and  lay  at  the  mercy  of  his  grasping 
"ord  just  at  the  time  that  Benjamin  Butler  died.  The 
of  each  family  was  anticipated  ;  but  they  who  prophesied 
their  expulsion  to  beggary  and  ruin  were  disappointed  by  an 
accidental  circumstance. 

On  the  very  term-day  when  their  ejection  should  have 
taken  place,  when  all  their  neighbours  were  prepared  to 
'pity,  and  not  one  to  assist  them,  the  minister  of  the  parish, 


90  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

as  well  as  a  doctor  from  Edinburgh,  received  a  hasty 
summons  to  attend  the  Laird  of  Dumbiedikes.  Both  were 
SJrprised,  for  his  contempt  for  both  faculties  had  been 
pretty  commonly  his  theme  over  an  extra  bottle,  that  is 
to  say,  at  least  once  every  day.  The  leech  for  the  soul 
and  he  for  the  body,  alighted  in  the  court  of  the  little,  old 
manor-house  at  almost  the  same  time  ;  and  when  they  had 
gazed  a  moment  at  each  other  with  some  surprise,  they, 
in  the  same  breath,  expressed  their  conviction  that  Dumbie- 
dikes must  needs  be  very  ill  indeed,  since  he  summoned 
them  both  to  his  presence  at  once.  Ere  the  servant  could 
Usher  them  to  his  apartment,  the  party  was  augmented  by 
a  man  of  law,  Nichil  Novit,  writing  himself  procurator 
before  the  sheriff-court,  for  in  those  days  there  were  no 
solicitors.  This  latter  personage  was  first  summoned  to 
the  apartment  of  the  Laird,  where,  after  some  short  space, 
the  soul-curer  and  the  body-curer  were  invited  to  join  him. 

Dumbiedikes  had  been  by  this  time  transported  into  the 
best  bedroom,  used  only  upon  occasions  of  death  and 
marriage,  and  called,  from  the  former  of  these  occupa- 
tions, the  Dead-Room.  There  were  in  this  apartment, 
besides  the  sick  person  himself  and  Mr.  Novit,  the  son 
and  heir  of  the  patient,  a  tall,  gawky,  silly-looking  boy 
of  fourteen  or  fifteen,  and  a  housekeeper,  a  good,  buxom 
figure  of  a  woman,  betwixt  forty  and  fifty,  wlio  had  kept 
the  keys  and  managed  matters  at  Dumbiedikes  since  the 
lady's  death.  It  was  to  these  attendants  that  Dumbiedikes 
addressed  himself  pretty  nearly  in  the  following  words ; 
temporal  and  spiritual  matters,  the  care  of  his  health  and 
his  affairs,  being  strangely  jumbled  in  a  head  which  was 
never  one  of  the  clearest. 

"  These  are  sair  times  wi'  me,  gentlemen  and  neighbours  I 
amaist  as  ill  as  at  the  aughty-nine,  when  I  was  rabbled 
by  the  collegeaners.*  They  mistook  me  muckle — they  ca'd 
me  a  papist,  but  there  was  never  a  papist  bit  about  me, 
minister, — Jock,  ye'll  take  warning — it's  a  debt  we  maun 
a'  pay,  and  there  stands  Nichil  Novit  that  will  tell  ye  I 
was  never  gude  at  paying  debts  in  my  life. — Mr.  Novit, 
ye'll  no  forget  to  draw  the  annual  rent  that's  due  on  the 
yerl's  band — if  I  pay  debt  to  other  folk,  I  think  they  suld 

•  Immediately  previous  to  the  Revolution,  the  students  at  the  Edinburgh 
Collejfe  were  violent  anti-Catholics.  They  were  strongly  suspected  of  burning 
the  house  of  Priestfield,  belonf^ing  to  the  Lord  Provost;  and  certainly  were 
Kuilt)'  of  creating'  considerable  not*  in  16S8-9. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  9: 

pay  it  to  me — that  equals  aquals. — ^Jcck,  when  ye  hae 
naething  else  to  do,  ye  may  be  aye  sticking  in  a  tree  ;  it 
will  be  growing,  Jock,  when  ye're  sleeping.*  My  father 
tauld  me  sae  forty  years  sin',  but  I  ne'er  fand  time  to 
mind  him. — ^Jock,  ne'er  drink  brandy  in  the  morning,  it 
files  the  stamach  sair ;  gin  ye  take  a  morning's  draught, 
let  it  be  aqua  niirabilis  ;  Jenny  there  maks  it  weel. — Doctor, 
my  breath  is  growing  as  scant  as  a  broken-winded  piper's, 
when  he  has  played  for  four-and-twent\'  hours  at  a  penny 
wedding. — Jenny,  pit  the  cod  aneath  my  head — but  it's  a' 
needless ! — Mass  John,  could  ye  think  o'  rattling  ower  some 
bit  short  prayer,  it  wad  do  me  gfude  maybe,  and  keep  somie 
queer  thoughts  out  o*  my  head.     Say  something,  man." 

"I  cannot  use  a  prayer  like  a  rat-rhyme,"  answered  the 
honest  clergyman;  "and  if  you  would  have  your  soul 
redeemed  like  a  prey  from  the  fowler,  Laird,  you  must 
needs  show  me  your  state  of  mind." 

".'Vnd  shouldna  ye  ken  that  without  my  telling  you? 
answered  the  patient  "What  have  I  been  paying  stipend 
and  teind,  parsonage  and  vicarage,  for,  ever  sin'  the 
aught\--nine,  an  I  canna  get  a  spell  of  a  prayer  for't,  the 
only  time  I  ever  asked  for  ane  in  my  life  ?  Gang  awa  wi'  your 
whigger\',  if  that's  a'  ye  can  do  ;  auld  Curate  Kilstoup  wad 
hae  read  half  the  prayer-book  to  me  by  this  time. — Awa  wi' 
ye  ! — Doctor,  let's  see  if  ye  can  do  onything  better  for  me." 

The  doctor,  who  had  obtained  some  information  in  the 
meanwhile  from  the  housekeeper  on  the  state  of  his 
complaints,  assured  him  the  medical  art  could  not  prolong 
his  life  many  hours, 

"Then  damn  Mass  John  and  you  baith ! "  cried  the 
furious  and  intractable  patient  "  Did  ye  come  here  for 
naething  but  to  tell  me  that  ye  canna  help  me  at  the 
pinch  ?  Out  wi'  them,  Jenny — out  o'  the  house  I  and, 
Jock,  my  curse,  and  the  curse  of  Cromwell  go  wi*  ye  if 
ye  gie  them  either  fee  or  bountith,  or  sae  muckle  as  a 
black  pair  o'  cheverons  !  "  t 

The  clergyman  and  doctor  made  a  speedy  retreat  out 
of  the  apartment,  while  Dumbiedikes  fell  into  one  of 
those  transports  of  violent  and  profane  language,  which 
had  procured  him  the  surname  of  Damn-me-dikes.     "  Bring 

•  The  author  has  been  flattered  by  the  assurance  that  this  naiv*  mode  of 
recommending  arboriculture  (which  was  actually  delivered  in  these  very  words 
by  a  Highland  laird,  while  on  his  deathbed,  to  his  son)  had  so  much  wdfibl 
with  a  Scottish  carl,  as  to  lead  to  his  planting  a  large  tract  of  country. 

♦  CAnwroMLf — gloves. 


93  THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

me  the  brandy  bottle,  Jenny,  ye  b— — ,"  he  cried,  with  a 
voice  in  which  passion  contended  with  pain.  "  I  can  die 
as  I  have  lived,  without  fashing  ony  o'  them.  But  there's 
ae  thing,"  he  said,  sinldng  his  voice,  "there's  ae  fearful 
thing  hings  about  my  heart,  and  an  anker  of  brandy  winna 
wash  it  away. — The  Deanses  at  Woodend  ! — I  sequestrated 
them  in  the  dear  years,  and  now  they  are  to  flit,  they'll 
starve — and  that  Beersheba,  and  that  auld  trooper's  wife 
and  her  oe,  they'll  starve — they'll  starve  J  Look  out,  Jock  ; 
what  kind  o'  nicht  is't  ?  "  '  ■ 

"  On-ding  o'  snaw,  father,"  answered  Jock,  after  having 
opened  the  window,  and  looked  out  with  great  composure. 

"They'll  perish  in  the  drifts!"  said  the  expiring  sinner; 
"they'll  perish  wi'  caul  d  I — but  I'll  be  het  enough,  gin  a' 
tales  be  true." 

This  last  observation  was  made  under  breath,  and  in  a 
tone  which  made  the  very  attorney  shudder.  He  tried 
his  hand  at  ghostly  advice,  probably  for  the  first  time  in 
his  life,  and  recommended,  as  an  opiate  for  the  agonised 
conscience  of  the  Laird,  reparation  of  the  injuries  he  had  done 
to  these  distressed  families,  which,  he  observed  by  the  way, 
the  civil  law  called  restitutio  in  integrum.  But  Mammon 
was  struggling  with  Remorse  for  retaining  his  place  in  a 
bosom  he  had  so  long  possessed  ;  and  he  partly  succeeded  as 
an  old  tyrant  proves  often  too  strong  for  his  insurgent  rebels. 

"I  canna  do't,"  he  answered  with  a  voice  of  despair. 
"It  would  kill  me  to  do't — how  can  ye  bid  me  pay  Ijack 
siller,  when  ye  ken  how  I  want  it  ?  "  or  dispone  Beersheba, 
when  it  lies  sae  weel  into  my  ain  plaid-nuik?  Nature  made 
Dumbiedikes  and  Beersheba  to  be  ae  man's  land — she  did, 
by .     Nichil,  it  wad  kill  me  to  part  them." 

"But  you  maun  die  whether  or  no.  Laird,"  said  Mr. 
Novit ;  "and  maybe  ye  wad  die  easier — it's  but  trying. 
I'll  scroll  the  disposition  in  nae  time." 

"  Dinna  speak  o't,  sir,"  replied  Dumbiedikes,  "or  I'll 
fling  the  stoup  at  your  head.  But,  Jock,  lad,  ye  see  how 
the  warld  wrastles  wi'  me  on  my  death-bed — be  kind  to 
the  puir  creatures,  the  Deanses  and  the  Butlers — be  kind 
to  them,  Jock.  Dinna  let  the  warld  get  a  grip  o*  ye, 
Jock ;  but  keep  the  gear  thegither !  and  whate'er  ye  do, 
dispone  Beersheba  at  no  rate.  Let  the  creatures  stay  at 
a  moderate  mailing,  and  hae  bite  and  soup;  it  will  maybe i 
be  the  better  wi'  your  father  whare  he's  gaun,  lad." 

After    these    contradictory    instructions,    the    Laird    felt 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  93 

his  mind  so  much  at  ease,  that  he  drank  three  bumpers  of 
brandy  continuously,  and  "  soughed  awa,"  as  Jenny  expressed 
it,  in  an  attempt  to  sing  "  Deil  stick  the  Minister." 

His  death  made  a  revolution  in  favour  of  the  distressed 
families.  John  Dumbie,  now  of  Dumbiedikes  in  his  own 
right,  seemed  to  be  close  and  selfish  enough,  but  wanted 
the  grasping  spirit  and  active  mind  of  his  father ;  and 
his  guardian  happened  to  agree  with  him  in  opinion  that 
his  father's  dying  recommendation  should  be  attended 
to.  The  tenants,  therefore,  were  not  actually  turned 
out  of  doors  among  the  snow-wreaths,  and  were  allowed 
wherewith  to  procure  butter- milk  and  pease -bannocks, 
which  they  ate  under  the  full  force  of  the  original  male- 
diction. The  cottage  of  Deans,  called  Woodend,  was 
not  very  distant  from  that  at  Beersheba.  Formerly  there 
had  been  little  intercourse  between  the  families.  Deans 
was  a  sturdy  Scotsman,  with  all  sorts  of  prejudices  against 
the  southern,  and  the  spawn  of  the  southern.  Moreover, 
Deans  was,  as  we  have  said,  a  staunch  Presbyterian,  of 
the  most  rigid  and  unbending  adherence  to  what  he  con- 
ceived to  be  the  only  possible  straight  line,  as  he  was 
wont  to  express  himself,  between  right-hand  heats  and 
extremes  and  left-hand  defections  ;  and,  therefore,  he  held 
in  high  dread  and  horror  all  Independents,  and  whomsoever 
he  supposed  allied  to  them. 

But,  notwithstanding  these  national  prejudices  and 
religious  professions.  Deans  and  the  widow  Butler  were 
placed  in  such  a  situation,  as  naturally  and  at  length 
created  some  intimacy  between  the  families.  They  had 
shared  a  common  danger  and  a  mutual  deliverance.  They 
needed  each  other's  assistance,  like  a  company,  who, 
:;rossing  a  mountain  stream,  are  compelled  to  cling  close 
together,  lest  the  current  should  be  too  powerful  for  any 
who  are  not  thus  supported. 

On  nearer  acquaintance,  too.  Deans  abated  some  of  his 
Drejudices.  He  found  old  Mrs.  Butler,  though  not 
:horoughly  grounded  in  the  extent  and  bearing  of  the 
eal  testimony  against  the  defections  of  the  times,  had 
10  opinions  in  favour  of  the  Independent  party ;  neither 
was  she  an  Englishwoman.  Therefore,  it  was  to  be 
loped  that,  though  she  was  the  widow  of  an  enthusiastic 
;orporal  of  Cromwell's  dragoons,  her  grandson  might  be 
neither  schismatic  nor  anti-national,  two  qualities  concern- 
*  ng  which  Goodman  Deans  had  as  wholesome  a  terror  as 


^4  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

against  papists  and  mallgnants.  Above  all  (for  Douce 
Davie  Deans  had  his  weak  side),  he  perceived  that  widow 
Butler  looked  up  to  him  with  reverence,  listened  to  his 
stdvice,  and  compounded  for  an  occasional  fling  at  the 
doctrines  of  her  deceased  husband,  to  which,  as  we  have 
seen,  she  was  by  no  means  warmly  attached,  in  considera- 
tion of  the  valuable  counsels  which  the  Presbyterian  afforded 
her  for  the  management  of  her  little  farm.  These  usually 
concluded  with  "They  may  do  otherwise  in  England, 
rieighbour  Butler,  for  aught  I  ken ; "  or,  "  it  may  be 
different  in  foreign  parts  ;  "  or,  "they  wha  think  differently 
on  the  great  foundation  of  our  covenanted  reformation, 
overturning  and  mishguggling  the  government  and 
discipline  of  the  kirk,  and  breaking  down  the  carved 
work  of  our  Zion,  might  be  for  sawing  the  craft  wi'  aits, 
but  I  say  pease,  pease."  And  as  his  advice  was  shrewd 
and  sensible,  though  conceitedly  given,  it  was  received 
with  gratitude,  and  followed  with  respect. 

The  intercourse  which  took  place  betwixt  the  families 
at  Beersheba  and  Woodend  became  strict  and  intimate, 
at  a  very  early  period,  betwixt  Reuben  Butler,  with  whom 
the  reader  is  in  some  degree  acquainted,  and  Jeanie  Deans, 
the  only  child  of  Douce  Davie  Deans  by  his  first  wife, 
"that  singular  Christian  woman,"  as  he  was  wont  to 
express  himself,  "whose  name  was  savoury  to  all  that 
knew  her  for  a  desirable  professor.  Christian  Menzies  in 
Hochmagirdle."  The  manner  of  which  intimacy,  and  the 
consequences  thereof,  we  now  proceed  to  relate. 


CHAPTER   IX. 

Reuben  and  Rachel,  though  as  fond  as  doves, 
Were  yet  discreet  and  cautious  in  their  loves, 
Nor  would  attend  to  Cupid's  wild  commands, 
Till  cool  reflection  bade  them  join  their  hands  ; 
When  both  were  poor,  they  thought  it  argued  ill 
Of  hasty  love  to  make  them  poorer  still. 

Crabbe's  Parish  Register. 

While  widow  Butler  and  widower  Deans  struggled  with 
poverty,  and  the  hard  and  sterile  soil  of  "those  parts  and 
portions  "  of  the  land  of  Dumbiedikes  which  it  was  their 
lot  to  occupy,  it  became  gradually  apparent  that  Deans  was 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  95 

to  gain  the  strife,  and  his  ally  in  the  conflict  was  to  lose  it. 
The  former  was  a  man,  and  not  much  past  the  prime  of 
life ;  Mrs.  Butler,  a  woman,  and  declined  into  the  vale  of 
years.  This,  indeed,  ought,  in  time,  to  ha%-e  been  balanced 
by  the  circumstance  that  Reuben  was  growing  up  to  assist 
his  grandmother's  labours,  and  that  Jeanie  Deans,  as  a 
girl,  could  be  only  supposed  to  add  to  her  father's  burdens. 
But  Douce  Davie  Deans  knew  better  things,  and  so  schooled 
and  trained  the  young  minion,  as  he  called  her,  that  from 
the  time  she  could  walk,  upwards,  she  was  daily  employed 
in  some  task  or  other,  suitable  to  her  age  and  capacity ; 
a  circumstance  which,  added  to  her  father's  daily 
instructions  and  lectures,  tended  to  give  her  mind,  even 
when  a  child,  a  grave,  serious,  firm,  and  reflecting  cast. 
An  uncommonly  strong  and  healthy  temperament,  free 
from  all  nervous  affection  and  every  other  irregularity 
which,  attacking  the  body  in  its  more  noble  functions,  so 
often  influences  the  mind,  tended  greatly  to  establish  this 
fortitude,  simplicity,  and  decision  of  character. 

On  the  other  hand,  Reuben  was  weak  in  constitution, 
and,  though  not  timid  in  temper  might  be  safely  pronounced 
anxious,  doubtful,  and  apprehensive.  He  partook  of  the 
temperament  of  his  mother,  who  had  died  of  a  consumption 
in  early  age.  He  was  a  pale,  thin,  feeble,  sickly  boy,  and 
somewhat  lame,  from  an  accident  in  early  youth.  He  was, 
besides,  the  child  of  a  doting  grandmother,  whose  tcxj 
solicitous  attention  to  him  soon  taught  him  a  sort  of 
diffidence  in  himself,  with  a  disposition  to  overrate  his 
own  importance,  which  is  one  of  the  very  worst  conr 
sequences  that  children  deduce  from  over-indulgence. 

Still,  however,  the  two  children  clung  to  each  other's 
society,  not  more  from  habit  than  from  taste.  They  herded 
together  the  handful  of  sheep,  with  the  two  or  three  cow? 
which  their  parents  turned  out  rather  to  seek  food  that) 
actually  to  feed  upon  the  uninclosed  common  of  Dumbiedikes. 
It  was  there  that  the  two  urchins  might  be  seen  seated 
beneath  a  blooming  bush  of  whin,  their  little  faces  laid 
close  together  under  the  shadow  of  the  same  plaid  drawn 
over  both  their  heads,  while  the  landscape  around  wa? 
embrowned  by  an  overshadowing  cloud,  big  with  the  shower 
which  had  driven  the  children  to  shelter.  On  other 
occasions  they  went  together  to  school,  the  boy  receiving 
that  encouragement  and  example  from  his  companion,  ip 
crossing    the    little    brooks   which    intersected    their   path, 


uv  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

and  encountering  cattle,  dogs,  and  other  perijs,  upon  their 
journey,  which  the  male  sex  in  such  cases  usnally  consider 
it  as  their  prerogative  to  extend  to  the  weaker.  But  when, 
seated  on  the  benches  of  the  school-house,  they  began  to 
con  their  lessons  together,  Reuben,  who  was  as  much 
superior  to  Jeanie  Deans  in  acuteness  of  intellect,  as  inferior 
to  her  in  firmness  of  constitution,  and  in  that  insensibility  to 
fatigue  and  danger  which  depends  on  the  conformation  of 
the  nerves,  was  able  fully  to  requit  the  kindness  and 
countenance  with  which,  in  other  circumstances,  she  used 
to  regard  him.  He  was  decidedly  the  best  scholar  at  the 
little  parish  school  ;  and  so  gentle  was  his  teiiiper  and 
disposition,  that  he  was  rather  admired  than  envied  by  the 
little  mob  who  occupied  the  noisy  mansion,  although  he 
was  the  declared  favourite  of  the  master.  Several  girls, 
in  particular  (for  in  Scotland  they  are  taught  with  the  boys), 
longed  to  be  kind  to  and  comfort  the  sickly  lad,  who  was 
so  much  cleverer  than  his  companions.  The  character  of 
Reuben  Butler  was  so  calculated  as  to  offer  scope  both  for 
their  sympathy  and  their  admiration,  the  feelings,  perhaps, 
through  which  the  female  sex  (the  more  deserving  part  of 
them  at  least)  is  more  easily  attached. 

But  Reuben,  naturally  reserved  and  distant,  improved 
none  of  these  advantages ;  and  only  became  more  attached 
to  Jeanie  Deans,  as  the  enthusiastic  approbation  of  his 
master  assured  him  of  fair  prospects  in  future  life,  and 
awakened  his  ambition.  I  n  the  meantime,  every  advance  that 
Reuben  made  in  learning  (and,  considering  his  opportunities, 
they  were  uncommonly  great),  rendered  him  less  capable  of 
attending  to  the  domestic  duties  of  his  grandmother's  farm. 
While  studying  the  pons  assinonim  in  Euclid,  he  suffered 
every  cuddle  upon  the  common  to  trespass  upon  a  large 
held  of  peas  belonging  to  the  Laird,  and  nothing  but  the 
active  exertions  of  Jeanie  Deans,  with  her  little  dog  Dustie- 
foot,  could  have  saved  great  loss  and  consequent  punish- 
ment. Similar  miscarriages  marked  his  progress  in  his 
classical  studies.  He  read  Virgil's  "  Georgics  "  till  he  did  not 
know  here  from  barley ;  and  had  nearly  destroyed  the  crofts 
of  Beersheba  while  attempting  to  cultivate  them  according 
to  the  practice  of  Columella  and  Cato  the  Censor. 

These  blunders  occasioned  grief  to  his  grand-dame,  and 
disconcerted  the  good  opinion  which  her  neighbour,  Davie 
Deans,  had  for  some  time  entertained  of  Reuben. 

*'  I  can  see  naething  ye   can   mak  of  that  silly  callant, 


H.M.  Fa^e  120 

The  old  man  was  seated  by  the  fire. 

D 


THE   HEART    OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  97 

neighbour  Butler,"  said  he  to  the  old  lady,  "  unless  ye  train 
him  to  the  wark  o'  the  ministry.  And  ne'er  was  there  mair 
need  of  poorf  u'  preachers  than  e'en  now  in  these  cauld  Gallio 
days,  when  men's  hearts  are  hardened  Uke  the  nether  mill- 
stone, till  they  come  to  regard  none  of  these  things.  It's 
evident  this  puir  callant  of  yours  will  never  be  able  to  do  a 
usefu'  day's  wark,  unless  it  be  as  an  ambassador  from  our 
Master  ;  and  I  will  make  it  my  business  to  procure  a  licence 
when  he  is  fit  for  the  same,  trusting  he  will  be  a  shaft 
cleanly  polished,  and  meet  to  be  used  in  the  body  of  the 
Idrk ;  and  that  he  shall  not  turn  again,  like  the  sow,  to 
wallow  in  the  mire  of  heretical  extremes  and  defections, 
but  shall  have  the  wings  of  a  dove,  though  he  hath  lain 
among  the  pots." 

The  poor  widow  gulped  down  the  affront  to  her  husband's 
principles,  implied  in  this  caution,  and  hastened  to  take 
Butler  from  the  High  School,  and  encourage  him  in  the 
pursuit  of  mathematics  and  divinity,  the  only  physics  and 
ethics  that  chanced  to  be  in  fashion  at  the  time. 

Jeanie  Deans  was  now  compelled  to  part  from  the 
companion  of  her  labour,  her  study,  and  her  pastime,  and 
it  was  with  more  than  childish  feeling  that  both  children 
regarded  the  separation.  But  they  were  young,  and  hope 
was  high,  and  they  separated  like  those  who  hope  to  meet 
again  at  a  more  auspicious  hour. 

While  Reuben  Butler  was  acquiring  at  the  University  of 
St.  Andrews  the  knowledge  necessary  for  a  clerg\'man,  and 
macerating  his  body  with  the  pri\ations  which  were 
necessary  in  seeking  food  for  his  mind,  his  grand-dame 
became  daUy  less  able  to  struggle  with  her  little  farm,  and 
was  at  length  obliged  to  throw  it  up  to  the  new  Laird  of 
Dumbiedikes.  That  great  personage  was  no  absolute  Jew, 
and  did  not  cheat  her  in  making  the  bargain  more  than  was 
tolerable.  He  even  gave  her  permission  to  tenant  the  house 
in  which  she  had  lived  with  her  husband,  as  long  as 
it  should  be  "tenantable"  ;  only  he  protested  against  pay- 
ing for  a  farthing  of  repairs,  any  benevolence  which  he 
possessed  being  of  the  passive,  but  by  no  means  of  the 
active  mood. 

In  the  meanwhile,  from  superior  shrewdness,  skill,  and 

other  circumstances,  some  of  them  purely  accidental,  Davie 

Deans  gained  a  footing  in  the  world,  the  possession  of  some 

.  wealth,  the  reputation  of  more,  and  a  growing  disposition 

I  to  preserve  and  increase  his  store ;    for  which,  when  he 

D 


gft  THE  HEART   OF    MID-LOTHIAN. 

thought  upon  it  seriously,  he  was  inclined  to  blame  himself. 
From  his  knowledge  in  agriculture,  as  it  was  then  practised, 
he  became  a  sort  of  favourite  with  the  Laird,  who  had  no 
great  pleasure  either  in  active  sports  or  in  society,  and  was 
wont  to  end  his  daily  saunter  by  calling  at  the  cottage  ol 
Woodend. 

Being  himself  a  man  of  slow  ideas  and  confused  utterance, 
Dumbiedikes  used  to  sit  or  stand  for  half  an  hour  with  an 
old  laced  hat  of  his  father's  upon  his  head,  and  an  empty 
tobacco-pipe  in  his  mouth,  with  liis  eyes  following  Jeanie 
Deans,  or  "the  lassie,"  as  he  called  her,  through  the  course 
of  her  daily  domestic  labour ;  while  her  father,  after 
exhausting  the  subject  of  bestial,  of  ploughs,  and  of  harrows, 
often  took  an  opportunity  of  going  full-sail  into  controversial 
subjects,  to  which  discussions  the  dignitary  listened  with 
much  seeming  patience,  but  without  making  any  reply,  or, 
indeed,  as  most  people  thought,  without  understanding  a 
single  word  of  what  the  orator  was  saying.  Deans,  indeed, 
denied  this  stoutly,  as  an  insult  at  once  to  his  own  talents 
for  expounding  hidden  truths,  of  which  he  was  a  little  vain, 
and  to  the  Laird's  capacity  of  understanding  them.  He 
said,  "Dumbiedikes  was  nane  of  these  flashy  gentles,  \vi' 
lace  on  their  skirts  and  swords  at  tlieir  tails,  that  were 
rather  for  riding  on  horseback  to  hell  than  ganging  bare- 
footed to  heaven.  He  wasna  like  his  father — nae  profane 
company-keeper — nae  swearer — nae  drinker — nae  frequenter 
of  play-house,  or  music-house,  or  dancing-house  —  nae 
Sabbath-breaker — nae  imposer  of  aiths,  or  bonds,  or  denier 
of  liberty  to  the  flock.  He  clave  to  the  warld,  and  the 
warld's  gear,  a  wee  ower  muckle,  but  then  there  was  some 
breathing  of  a  gale  upon  his  spirit,"  etc.  etc.  All  this 
honest  Davie  said  and  believed. 

It  is  not  to  be  supposed  that,  by  a  father  and  a  man  of 
sense  and  observation,  the  constant  direction  of  the  Laird's 
eyes  towards  Jeanie  was  altogether  unnoticed.  This 
circumstance,  however,  made  a  much  greater  impression 
upon  another  member  of  his  family,  a  second  helpmate,  to 
wit,  whom  he  had  chosen  to  take  to  his  bosom  ten  years 
after  the  death  of  his  first.  Some  people  were  of  opinion, 
that  Douce  Davie  had  been  rather  surprised  into  this  step, 
for,  in  general,  he  was  no  friend  to  marriages  or  giving  in 
marriage,  and  seemed  rather  to  regard  that  state  of  society 
as  a  necessary  evil — a  thing  lawful,  and  to  be  tolerated  in 
the   imperfect  state  of  our  nature,  but   wl«ch   clipped   the 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  99 

wings  with  which  we  ought  to  soar  upwards,  and  tethered 
the  soul  to  its  mansion  of  clay,  and  the  creature-comforts  of 
wife  and  bairns.  His  own  practice,  however,  had  in  this 
material  point  varied  from  his  principles,  since,  as  we  have 
seen,  he  twice  knitted  for  himself  this  dangerous  and 
ensnaring  entanglement. 

Rebecca,  his  spouse,  had  by  no  means  the  same  horror  of 
matrimony,  and  as  she  made  marriages  in  imagination  for 
every  neighbour  round,  she  failed  not  to  indicate  a  match 
betwixt  Dumbiedikes  and  her  step-daughter  Jeanie.  The 
goodman  used  regularly  to  frown  and  pshaw  whenever  this 
topic  was  touched  upon,  but  usually  ended  by  taking  his 
bonnet  and  walldng  out  of  the  house,  to  conceal  a  certain 
gleam  of  satisfaction,  which,  at  such  a  suggestion, 
involuntarily  diffused  itself  over  his  austere  features. 

The  more  youthful  part  of  my  readers  may  naturally  ask 
whether  Jeanie  Deans  was  deser\'ing  of  this  mute  attention 
of  the  Laird  of  Dumbiedikes  ;  and  the  historian,  with  due 
regard  to  veracity,  is  compelled  to  answer,  that  her  personal 
attractions  were  of  no  uncommon  description.  She  was 
short,  and  rather  too  stoutly  made  for  her  size,  had  gray 
eyes,  light-coloured  hair,  a  round,  good-humoured  face, 
much  tanned  with  the  sun,  and  her  only  peculiar  charm  was 
an  air  of  inexpressible  serenity,  which  a  good  conscience, 
kind  feelings,  contented  temper,  and  the  regular  discharge 
of  aU  her  duties,  spread  over  her  featiures.  There  was 
nothing,  it  may  be  supposed,  very  appalling  in  the  form  or 
manners  of  this  rustic  heroine  ;  yet,  whether  from  sheepish 
bashfulness,  or  from  want  of  decision  and  imperfect  know- 
ledge of  his  own  mind  on  the  subject,  the  Laird  of  Dumbie- 
dikes, with  his  old  laced  hat  and  empty  tobacco-pipe,  came 
and  enjoyed  the  beatific  vision  of  Jeanie  Deans  day  after 
day,  week  after  week,  year  after  year,  without  proposing 
to  accomplish  any  of  the  prophecies  of  the  step-mother. 

This  good  lady  began  to  grow  doubly  impatient  on  the 
subject,  when,  after  having  been  some  years  married,  she 
herself  presented  Douce  Davie  with  another  daughter,  who 
was  named  Euphemia,  by  corruption  Efl5e.  It  was  then 
that  Rebecca  began  to  turn  impatient  with  the  slow  pace  at 
which  the  Laird's  wooing  proceeded,  judiciously  arguing, 
that  as  Lady  Dumbiedikes  would  have  but  little  occasion 
for  tocher,  the  principal  part  of  her  gudeman's  substance 
would  naturally  descend  to  the  child  by  the  second  marriage. 
Other  step-dames  have  tried  less  laudable  means  for  clearing 


loo  THE  HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

the  way  to  the  succession  of  their  own  children ;  but 
Rebecca,  to  do  her  justice,  only  sought  little  Effie's  advantage 
through  the  promotion,  or  which  must  have  generally  been 
accounted  such,  of  her  elder  sister.  She  therefore  tried 
every  female  art  vi^ithin  the  compass  of  her  simple  skill,  to 
bring  the  Laird  to  a  point ;  but  had  the  mortification  to 
perceive  that  her  efforts,  like  those  of  an  unskilful  angler, 
only  scared  the  trout  she  meant  to  catch.  Upon  one 
occasion,  in  particular,  when  she  joked  with  the  Laird  on 
the  propriety  of  giving  a  mistress  to  the  house  of  Dumbie- 
dikes,  he  was  so  effectually  startled  that  neither  laced  hat, 
tobacco-pipe,  nor  the  intelligent  proprietor  of  these  move- 
ables, visited  Woodend  for  a  fortnight.  Rebecca  was 
therefore  compelled  to  leave  the  Laird  to  proceed  at  his 
own  snail's  pace,  convinced,  by  experience,  of  the  grave- 
digger's  aphorism,  that  your  dull  ass  will  not  mend  his 
pace  for  beating. 

Reuben,  in  the  meantime,  pursued  his  studies  at  the 
university,  supplying  his  wants  by  teaching  the  younger 
lads  the  knowledge  he  himself  acquired,  and  thus  at  once 
gaining  the  means  of  maintaining  himself  at  the  seat  of 
learning,  and  fixing  in  his  mind  the  elements  of  what 
he  had  already  obtained.  In  this  manner,  as  is  usual 
among  the  poorer  students  of  divinity  at  Scottish  univer- 
sities, he  contrived  not  only  to  maintain  hirnself  according 
to  his  simple  wants,  but  even  to  send  considerable  assist- 
ance to  his  sole  remaining  parent,  a  sacred  duty,  ot  which 
the  Scotch  are  seldom  negligent.  His  progress  in 
knowledge  of  a  general  kind,  as  well  as  in  the  studies 
proper  to  his  profession,  was  very  considerable,  but  was 
little  remarked,  owing  to  the  retired  modesty  of  his  dis- 
position, which  in  no  respect  qualified  him  to  set  off  his 
learning  to  the  best  advantage.  And  thus,  had  Butler 
been  a  man  given  to  make  complaints,  he  had  his  tales  to 
tell,  like  others,  of  unjust  preferences,  bad  luck,  and  hard 
usage.  On  these  subjects,  however,  he  was  habitually 
silent,  perhaps  from  modesty,  perhaps  from  a  touch  of 
oride,  or  perhaps  from  a  conjunction  of  both. 

He  obtainied  his  license  as  a  preacher  of  the  gospel, 
with  some  compliments  from  the  Presbytery  by  whom  it 
was  bestowed  ;  but  this  did  not  lead  to  any  preferment, 
and  he  found  it  necessary  to  make  the  cottage  of  Beer- 
sheba  his  residence  for  some  months,  with  no  other  in- 
come than  was  afforded  by  the   precarious    occupation  of 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  loi 

teaching  in  one  or  other  of  the  neighbouring  families. 
After  having  greeted  his  aged  grandmother,  his  first  visit 
was  to  VVoodend,  where  he  was  received  by  Jeanie  with 
warm  cordiality,  arising  from  recollections  which  had 
never  been  dismissed  from  her  mind,  by  Rebecca  with 
good-humoured  hospitality,  and  by  old  Deans  in  a  mode 
peculiar  to  himself. 

Highly  as  Douce  Davie  honoured  the  clergy,  it  was 
not  upon  each  individual  of  the  cloth  that  he  bestowed 
his  approbation ;  and,  a  little  jealous,  perhaps,  at  seeing 
his  youthful  acquaintance  erected  into  the  dignity  of  a 
teacher  and  preacher,  he  instantly  attacked  him  upon 
various  points  of  controversy,  in  order  to  discover 
whether  he  might  not  have  fallen  into  some  of  the 
snares,  defections,  and  desertions  of  the  time.  Butler 
was  not  only  a  man  of  staunch  Presbyterian  principles, 
but  was  also  willing  to  avoid  giving  pain  to  his  old 
friend  by  disputing  upon  points  of  little  importance  ; 
and  therefore  he  might  have  hoped  to  have  come  like 
fine  gold  out  of  the  furnace  of  Davie's  interrogatories. 
Bui  the  result  on  the  mind  of  that  strict  investigator 
was  not  altogether  so  favourable  as  might  have  been 
hoped  and  anticipated.  Old  Judit'i  Butler,  who  had 
hobbled  that  evening  as  far  as  Woodend,  in  order  to 
enjoy  the  congratulations  of  her  neighbours  upon 
Reuben's  return,  and  upon  his  high  attainments,  of 
which  she  was  herself  not  a  little  proud,  was  some- 
what mortified  to  find  that  her  old  friend  Deans  did 
not  enter  into  the  subject  with  the  warmth  she  ex- 
pected. At  first,  indeed,  he  seemed  rather  silent  than 
dissatisfied ;  and  it  was  not  till  Judith  had  essayed  the 
subject  more  than  once  that  it  led  to  the  following  dialogue. 

"  Aweel,  neibor  Deans,  I  thought  ye  wad  hae  been  glad 
to  see  Reuben  amang  us  again,  puir  fellow." 

"  I  am  glad,  Mrs.  Butler,"  was  the  neighbour's  concise 
answer. 

"  Since  he  has  lost  his  grandfather  and  his  father 
(praised  be  Him  that  giveth  and  taketh ! )  I  ken  nae 
friend  he  has  in  the  world  that's  been  sae  like  a  father  to 
him,  as  the  sell  o'  ye,  neibor  Deans." 

"  God  is  the  only  father  of  the  fatherless,"  said  Deans, 
touching  his  bonnet  and  looking  upwards.  "  Give  honour 
where  it  is  due,  gudewife,  and  not  to  an  unworthy 
instrument" 


I02  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

"  Aweel,  that's  your  way  o'  turning  it,  and  nae  doubt 
ye  ken  best ;  but  I  hae  kenn'd  ye,  Davie,  send  a  forpit  o' 
meal  to  Beersheba  when  there  wasna  a  bow  left  in  the 
meal-ark  at  Woodend  ;  ay,  and  I  hae  kenn'd  ye " 

'•  Gudewife,"  said  Davie,  interrupting  her,  '"  these  are 
but  idle  tales  to  tell  me ;  fit  for  naething  but  to  puff  up 
our  inward  man  wi*  our  ain  vain  acts.  I  stude  beside 
blessed  Alexander  Peden,  when  I  heard  him  call  the  death 
and  testimony  of  our  happy  martyrs  but  draps  of  blude  and 
scarts  of  ink  in  respect  of  fitting  discharge  of  our  duty  ;  and 
what  suld  I  think  of  onything  the  like  of  me  can  do  ?  " 

"Weel,  neibor  Deans,  ye  ken  best;  but  I  maun  say 
that,  I  am  sure  you  are  glad  to  see  my  bairn  again — the 
halt's  gane  now,  unless  he  has  to  walk  ower  mony  miles 
at  a  stretch ;  and  he  has  a  wee  bit  colour  in  his  cheek, 
that  glads  my  auld  een  to  see  it ;  and  he  has  as  decent 
a  black  coat  as  the  minister  ;  and " 

"I  am  very  heartily  glad  he  is  weel  and  thriving,"  said 
Mr.  Deans,  with  a  gravity  that  seemed  intended  to  cut 
short  the  subject ;  but  a  woman  who  is  bent  upon  a  point 
is  not  easily  pushed  aside  from  it. 

"And,"  continued  Mrs.  Butler,  "he  can  wag  his  head 
in  a  pulpit  now,  neibor  Deans,  think  but  o'  that — my  ain 
oe — and  a'body  maun  sit  still  and  listen  to  him,  as  if  he 
were  the  Paip  of  Rome." 

"The  what? — the  who? — woman!"  said  Deans,  with 
I  sternness  far  beyond  his  usual  gravity,  as  soon  as  these 
offensive  words  had  struck  upon  the  tympanum  of  his  ear. 

"  Eh,  guide  us !  "  said  the  poor  woman  ;  "  I  had  forgot 
what  an  ill  will  ye  had  aye  at  the  Paip,  and  sae  had  my 
puir  gudeman,  Stephen  Butler.  Mony  an  afternoon  he 
wad  sit,  and  take  up  his  testimony  again  the  Paip,  and 
again  baptising  of  bairns,  and  the  like." 

"Woman!"  reiterated  Deans,  "either  speak  about 
what  ye  ken  something  o',  or  be  silent ;  ^  I  say  that  inde- 
pendency is  a  foul  heresy,  and  anabaptism  a  damnable 
and  deceiving  error,  whilk  suld  be  rooted  out  of  the  land 
wi*  the  fire  o'  the  spiritual,  and  the  sword  o'  the  civil 
magistrate." 

"Weel,  weel,  neibor,  I'll  no  say  that  ye  mayna  be 
richt,"  answered  the  submissive  Judith.  "  I  am  sure  ye  are 
richt  about  the  sawing  and  the  mawing,  the  shearing  and 
the  leading,  and  what  for  suld  ye  no  be  richt  about  kirk- 
wark,  too? — But  concerning  my  oe,  Reuben  Butler " 


THE   HEART   OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  103 

"  Reuben  Butler,  gudewife,"  said  David  with  solemnity. 
"  is  a  lad  1  wish  heartily  weel  to,  even  as  if  he  were  my 
ain  son — but  I  doubt  there  will  be  outs  and  ins  in  the 
track  of  his  walk.  I  muckle  fear  his  gifts  will  get  the 
heels  of  his  grace.  He  has  ower  muckle  human  wit  and 
learning,  and  thinks  as  muckle  about  the  form  of  the 
bicker  as  he  does  about  the  healsomeness  of  the  food — he 
maun  broider  the  marriage-garment  with  lace  and  pass- 
ments,  or  it's  no  gude  eneugh  for  him.  And  it's  like  he's 
something  proud  o'  his  human  gifts  and  learning,  whilk 
enables  him  to  dress  up  his  doctrine  in  that  fine  airy 
dress.  But,"  added  he,  at  seeing  the  old  woman's  uneasi- 
ness at  his  discourse,  "  affliction  may  gie  him  a  jagg,  and 
let  the  wind  out  o'  him,  as  out  o'  a  cow  that's  eaten  wet 
clover,  and  the  lad  may  do  weel,  and  be  a  burning  and  a 
shining  light ;  and  I  trust  it  will  be  yours  to  see.  and  his 
to  feel  it,  and  that  soon." 

Widow  Butler  was  oblifjed  to  retire,  unable  to  make 
anything  more  of  her  neighbour,  whose  discourse,  though 
she  did  not  comprehend  it,  filled  her  with  undefined 
apprehensions  on  her  grandson's  account,  and  greatly 
depressed  the  joy  with  which  she  had  welcomed  him  on 
his  return.  And  it  must  not  be  concealed,  in  justice  to 
Mr.  Deans's  discernment,  that  Butler,  in  their  conference, 
had  made  a  greater  display  of  his  learning  than  the 
occasion  called  for,  or  than  was  likely  to  be  acceptable  to 
the  old  man,  who,  accustomed  to  consider  himself  as  a 
person  pre-eminently  entitled  to  dictate  upon  theologi- 
cal subjects  of  controversy,  felt  rather  humbled  and 
mortified  when  learned  authorities  were  placed  in  array 
against  him.  In  fact,  Butler  had  not  escaped  the  tinge  of 
pedantry  which  naturally  flowed  from  his  education  ;  and 
was  apt,  on  many  occasions,  to  make  parade  of  his  know- 
ledge, when  there  was  no  need  of  such  vanity. 

Jeanie  Deans,  however,  found  no  fault  with  this  display 
of  learning,  but,  on  the  contrary',  admired  it ;  perhaps  on 
the  same  score  that  her  sex  are  said  to  admire  men  of 
courage,  on  account  of  their  own  deficiency  in  that  quaU- 
fication.  The  circumstances  of  their  families  threw  the 
jroung  people  constantly  together  ;  their  old  intimacy  was 
renewed,  though  upon  a  footing  better  adapted  to  their 
age ;  and  it  became  at  length  understood  betwixt  them, 
that  their  union  should  be  deferred  no  longer  than  until 
Butler   should    obtain    some    steady    means    of    support. 


104  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

however  humble.  This,  however,  was  not  a  matter  speedily 
to  be  accomplished.  Plan  after  plan  was  formed,  and 
plan  after  plan  failed.  The  good-humoured  cheek  of 
Jeanie  lost  the  first  flush  of  juvenile  freshness ;  Reuben's 
brow  assumed  the  gravity  of  manhood,  yet  the  means  of 
obtaining  a  settleinent  seemed  remote  as  ever.  Fortun- 
ately for  the  lovers,  their  passion  was  of  no  ardent  or 
enthusiastic  cast ;  and  a  sense  of  duty  on  both  sides 
induced  them  to  bear,  with  patient  fortitude,  the  pro- 
tracted Interval  which  divided  them  from  each  other. 

In  the  meanwhile,  time  did  not  roll  on  without  affecting 
his  usual  changes.  The  widow  of  Stephen  Butler,  so  long 
the  prop  of  the  family  of  Beersheba,  was  gathered  to  her 
fathers ;  and  Rebecca,  the  careful  spouse  of  our  friend 
Davie  Deans,  was  also  summoned  from  her  plans  ot 
matrimonial  and  domestic  economy.  The  morning  after 
her  death,  Reuben  Butler  went  to  offer  his  mite  of 
consolation  to  his  old  friend  and  benefactor.  He  wit- 
nessed, on  this  occasion,  a  remarkable  struggle  betwixt 
the  force  of  natural  affection  and  the  religious  stoicism 
which  the  sufferer  thought  it  was  incumbent  upon  him 
to  maintain  under  each  earthly  dispensation,  whether  of 
weal  or  woe. 

On  his  arrival  at  the  cottage,  Jeanie,  with  her  eyes 
overflowing  with  tears,  pointed  to  the  little  orchard,  "in 
which,"  she  whispered  with  broken  accents,  "my  poor 
father  has  been  since  his  misfortune.''  Somewhat  alarmed 
at  this  account,  Butler  entered  the  orchard,  and  advanced 
slowly  towards  his  old  friend,  who,  seated  in  a  small,  rude 
arbour,  appeared  to  be  sunk  in  the  extremity  of  his  afflic- 
tion. He  lifted  his  eyes  somewhat  sternly  as  Butler 
approached,  as  if  offended  at  the  interruption  ;  but  as  the 
young  man  hesitated  whether  he  ought  to  retreat  or 
advance,  he  arose,  and  came  forward  to  meet  him  with  a 
self-possessed,  and  even  dignified  air. 

"Young  man,"  said  the  sufterer,  "lay  It  not  to  heart 
though  the  righteous  perish,  and  the  merciful  are  removed, 
seeing,  it  may  well  be  said,  that  they  are  taken  away  from 
the  evils  to  come.  Woe  to  me  were  I  to  shed  a  tear  for 
the  wife  of  my  bosom,  when  I  might  weep  rivers  of  water 
for  this  afflicted  Church,  cursed  as  it  Is  with  carnal  seekers, 
and  with  the  dead  of  heart." 

"I  am  happy,"  said  Butler,  "that  you  can  forget  your 
private  affliction  in  your  regard  for  public  duty." 


THE   HEART   OF   xMID-LOTHIAN.  105 

"  Forget,  Reuben  ?  "  said  poor  Deans,  putting  his  hand- 
kerchief to  his  eyes — "  she's  not  to  be  forgotten  on  this 
side  of  time  ;  but  He  that  gives  the  wound  can  send  the 
ointment.  I  declare  there  have  been  times  during  this 
night  when  my  meditation  has  been  so  rapt,  that  I  knew 
not  of  my  hea\y  loss.  It  has  been  with  me  as  with  the 
worthy  John  Semple,  called  Carspham  John,*  upon  a  like 
trial — I  have  been  this  night  upon  the  banks  of  Ulai, 
plucking  an  apple  here  and  there." 

Notwithstanding  the  assumed  fortitude  of  Deans,  which 
he  conceived  to  be  the  discharge  of  a  great  Christian  dut\', 
he  had  too  good  a  heart  not  to  suffer  deeply  under  this 
heavy  loss.  Woodend  became  altogether  distasteful  to  him ; 
and  as  he  had  obtained  both  substance  and  experience 
by  his  management  of  that  little  farm,  he  resolved  to 
employ  them  as  a  dair^'-farmer,  or  cowfeeder,  as  they  are 
called  in  Scotland.  The  situation  he  chose  for  his  new 
settlement  was  at  a  place  called  St.  Leonard's  Crags,  hnng 
betwixt  Edinburgh  and  the  mountain  called  Arthur's  ^eat, 
and  adjoining  to  the  extensive  sheep  pasture  still  named 
the  King's  Park,  from  its  having  been  formerly  dedicated 
to  the  preservation  of  the  royal  game.  Here  he  rented 
a  small,  lonely  house,  about  half  a  mile  distant  from  the 
nearest  point  of  the  city,  but  the  site  of  which,  with  all 
the  adjacent  ground,  is  now  occupied  by  the  buildings 
which  form  the  south-eastern  suburb.  An  extensive 
pasture-ground  adjoining,  which  Deans  rented  from  the 
keeper  of  the  Royal  Park,  enabled  him  to  feed  his  milk- 
cows  ;  and  the  unceasing  industry  and  activity  of  Jeanie, 
his  eldest  daughter,  were  exerted  in  making  the  most  of 
their  produce. 

She  had  now  less  frequent  opportunities  of  seeing  Reuben, 
who  had  been  obHged,  after  various  disappointments,  to 
accept  the  subordinate  situation  of  assistant  in  a  parochial 
school  of  some  eminence,  at  three  or  four  miles'  distance 
from  the  city.  Here  he  distinguished  himself,  and  became 
acquainted  with  several  respectable  burgesses,  who,  on 
account  of  health,  or  other  reasons,  chose  that  their  children 
should  commence  their  education  in  this  little  village.  His 
prospects  were  thus  gradually  brightening,  and  upon  each 
visit  which  he  paid  at  St.  Leonard's  he  had  an  opportunity 
of  gliding  a  hint  to  this  purpose  into  Jeanie's  ear.  These 
visits  were  necessarily  rare,  on  account  of  the  demands 

*8ee  Note  4.     Carspham  John. 


io6  THE    HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

which  the  duties  of  the  school  made  upon  Butler's  time. 
Nor  did  he  dare  to  make  them  even  altogether  so  frequent 
as  these  avocations  would  permit.  Deans  received  him 
with  civility  indeed,  and  even  with  kindness ;  but  Reuben, 
as  is  usual  in  such  cases,  imagined  that  he  read  his  purpose 
in  his  eyes,  and  was  afraid  too  premature  an  explanation 
on  the  subject  would  draw  down  his  positive  disapproval. 
Upon  the  whole,  therefore,  he  judged  it  prudent  to  call  at 
St.  Leonard's  just  so  frequently  as  old  acquaintance  and 
neighbourhood  seemed  to  authorise,  and  no  oftener.  There 
was  another  person  who  was  more  regular  in  his  visits. 

When  Davie  Deans  intimated  to  the  Laird  of  Dumbie- 
dikes  his  purpose  of  "quitting  wi'  the  land  and  house  at 
VVoodend,"  the  Laird  stared  and  said  nothing.  He  made 
his  usual  visits  at  the  usual  hour  without  remark,  until 
the  day  before  the  term,  when,  observing  the  bustle  of 
moving  furniture  already  commenced,  the  great  east-country 
awintie  dragged  out  of  its  nook,  and  standing  with  its. 
shoulder  to  the  company,  like  an  awkward  booby  about  to 
leave  the  room,  the  Laird  again  stared  mightily,  and  was 
heard  to  ejaculate  "  Hegh,  sirs!"  Even  after  the  day 
of  departure  was  past  and  gone,  the  Laird  of  Dumbiedikes, 
at  his  usual  hour,  which  was  that  at  which  Davie  Deans 
was  wont  to  loose  the  pleugh,"  presented  himself  before 
the  closed  door  of  the  cottage  at  Woodend,  and  seemed 
as  much  astonished  at  finding  it  shut  against  his  approach 
as  if  it  was  not  exactly  what  he  had  to  expect.  On  this 
occasion  he  was  heard  to  ejaculate,  "Gude  guide  us!" 
which,  by  those  who  knew  him,  was  considered  as  a  verj' 
unusual  mark  of  emotion.  From  that  moment  forward 
Dumbiedikes  became  an  altered  man,  and  the  regularity 
of  his  movements,  hitherto  so  exemplary,  was  as  totally 
disconcerted  as  those  of  a  boy's  watch  when  he  has  broken 
the  main-spring.  Like  the  index  of  the  said  watch  did 
Dumbiedikes  spin  round  the  whole  bounds  of  his  little 
property,  which  may  be  likened  unto  the  dial  of  the 
timepiece,  with  unwonted  velocity.  There  .was  not  a 
cottage  into  which  he  did  not  enter,  nor  scarce  a  maiden 
on  whom  he  did  not  stare.  But  so  it  was  that  although 
there  were  better  farm-houses  on  the  land  than  Woodend, 
and  certainly  much  prettier  girls  than  Jeanie  Deans,  yet 
it  did  somehow  befall  that  the  blank  in  the  Laird's  time 
was  not  so  pleasantly  filled  up  as  it  had  been.  There 
was  no  seat  accommodated  him  so  well  as  the  "  bunker"  at 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  107 

Woodend,  and  no  face  he  loved  so  much  to  gaze  on  as 
Jeanie  Deans's.  So,  after  spinning  round  and  round  his  little 
orbit,  and  then  remaining  stationary  for  a  week,  it  seems 
to  have  occurred  to  him  that  he  was  not  pinned  down  to 
circulate  on  a  pivot,  like  the  hands  of  the  watch,  but 
possessed  the  power  of  shifting  his  central  point,  and 
extending  his  circle  if  he  thought  proper.  To  realise  which 
privilege  of  change  of  place  he  bought  a  pony  from  a 
Highland  drover,  and,  with  its  assistance  and  company, 
stepped,  or  rather  stumbled,  as  far  as  St.  Leonard's 
Crags. 

Jeanie  Deans,  though  so  much  accustomed  to  the  Laird's 
staring  that  she  was  sometimes  scarce  conscious  of  his 
presence,  had  nevertheless  some  occasional  fears  lest  he 
should  call  in  the  organ  of  speech  to  back  those  ex- 
pressions of  admiration  which  he  bestowed  on  her  through 
his  eyes.  Should  this  happen,  farewell,  she  thought,  to 
all  chance  of  a  union  with  Butler.  For  her  father,  however 
stout-hearted  and  independent  in  civil  and  religious 
principles,  was  not  without  that  respect  for  the  laird  of 
the  land,  so  deeply  Imprinted  on  the  Scottish  tenantry  of 
the  period.  Moreover,  if  he  did  not  positively  dislike  Butler, 
yet  his  fund  of  carnal  learning  was  often  the  object  of 
sarcasms  on  David's  part,  which  were  perhaps  founded 
in  jealousy,  and  which  certainly  indicated  no  partiality 
for  the  party  against  whom  they  were  launched.  And 
lastly,  the  match  with  Dumbledikes  would  have  presented 
irresistible  charms  to  one  who  used  to  complain  that  he 
felt  himself  apt  to  take  "  ower  grit  an  armfu'  o'  the  warld." 
So  that,  upon  the  whole,  the  Laird's  diurnal  visits  were 
disagreeable  to  Jeanie  from  apprehension  of  future  conse- 
quences, and  it  served  much  to  console  her,  upon  removing 
from  the  spot  where  she  was  bred  and  born,  that  she 
had  seen  the  last  of  Dumbledikes,  his  laced  hat,  and 
tobacco-pipe.  The  poor  girl  no  more  expected  he  could 
muster  courage  to  follow  her  to  St  Leonard's  Crags 
than  that  any  of  her  apple-trees  or  cabbages  which  she 
had  left  rooted  in  the  "yard  "  at  Woodend,  would  spontane- 
ously, and  unaided,  have  undertaken  the  same  journey. 
It  was  therefore  with  much  more  surprise  than  pleasure 
that,  on  the  sixth  day  after  their  removal  to  St.  Leonard's, 
she  beheld  Dumbledikes  arrive,  laced  hat,  tobacco-pipe, 
and  all,  and,  with  the  self-same  greeting  of  "How's  a'  wi' 
ye,  Jeanie  ?  — Whare's  the  gudeman  ?  "  assume  as   nearly 


io8  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

as  he  could  the  same  position  in  the  cottage  at  St. 
Leonard's  which  he  had  so  long  and  so  regularly  occupied 
at  Woodend.  He  was  no  sooner,  however,  seated,  than 
with  an  unusual  exertion  of  his  powers  of  conversation, 
he  added,  "  Jeanie — I  say,  Jeanie,  woman  " — here  he 
extended  his  hand  towards  her  shoulder  with  all  the  fingers 
spread  out  as  if  to  clutch  it,  but  in  so  bashful  and  awkward 
a  manner,  that  when  she  whisked  herself  beyond  its  reach, 
the  paw  remained  suspended  in  the  air  with  the  palm  open, 
like  the  claw  of  a  heraldic  griffin — "  Jeanie,"  continued 
the  swain  in  this  moment  of  inspiration — "  I  say,  Jeanie, 
it's  a  braw  day,  out  by,  and  the  roads  are  no  that  ill  for 
boot-hose." 

"  The  deil's  in  the  daidling  body,"  muttered  Jeanie, 
between  her  teeth  ;  "  wha  wad  hae  thoucht  o'  his  daikering 
out  this  length  ?  "  And  she  afterwards  confessed  that 
she  threw  a  little  of  this  ungracious  sentiment  into  her 
accent  and  manner  ;  for  her  father  being  abroad,  and  the 
"  body,"  as  she  irreverently  termed  the  landed  proprietor, 
"  looking  unco  gleg  and  canty,  she  didna  ken  what  he 
might  be  coming  out  wi'  next." 

Her  frowns,  however,  acted  as  a  complete  sedative, 
and  the  Laird  relapsed  from  that  day  into  his  former 
taciturn  habits,  visiting  the  cowfeeder's  cottage  three 
or  four  times  every  week,  when  the  weather  permitted, 
with  apparently  no  other  purpose  than  to  stare  at  Jeanie 
Deans,  while  Douce  Davie  poured  forth  his  eloquence 
upon  the  controversies  and  testimonies  of  the  day. 


CHAPTER   X. 

Her  air,  her  manners,  all  who  saw  admired, 
Courteous,  though  coy,  and  gentle,  though  retired. 
The  court  of  youth  and  health  her  eyes  displayed ; 
And  ease  of  heart  her  every  look  conveyed.         Crabbe. 

The  visits  of  the  Laird  thus  again  sunk  into  matters 
of  ordinary  course,  from  which  nothing  was  to  be  ex- 
pected or  apprehended.  If  a  lover  could  have  gained  a 
fair  one  as  a  snake  is  said  to  fascinate  a  bird,  by  per- 
tinaciously gazing  on  her  with  great,  stupid,  greenish  eyes, 
which  began  now  to  be  occasionally  aided  by  spectacles, 
unquestionably  Dumbiedikes  would  have  been  the  person 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  109 

to  perform  the  feat.  But  the  art  of  fascination  seems 
among  the  artes  perdita,  and  I  cannot  learn  that  this 
most  pertinacious  of  starers  produced  any  effect  by  his 
attentions  beyond  an  occasional  yawn. 

In  the  meanwhile,  the  object  of  his  gaze  was  gradually 
attaining  the  verge  of  youth,  and  approaching  to  what  is 
called  in  females  the  middle  age,  which  is  impolitely  held 
to  begin  a  few  years  earlier  with  their  more  fragile  sex 
than  with  men.  Many  people  would  have  been  of 
opinion  that  the  Laird  would  have  done  better  to  have 
transferred  his  glances  to  an  object  possessed  of  far 
superior  charms  to  Jeanie's,  even  when  Jeanie's  were  in 
their  bloom,  who  began  now  to  be  distinguished  by  all 
who  visited  the  cottage  at  St.  Leonard's  Crags. 

Effie  Deans,  under  the  tender  and  affectionate  care  of 
her  sister,  had  now  shot  up  into  a  beautiful  and  blooming 
girl.  Her  Grecian  shaped  head  was  profusely  rich  in 
waving  ringlets  of  brown  hair,  which,  confined  by  a  blue 
snood  of  silk,  and  shading  a  laughing  Hebe  countenance, 
seemed  the  picture  of  health,  pleasure,  and  contentmenL 
Her  brown  russet  short-go'wn  set  off  a  shape,  which  time, 
perhaps,  might  be  expected  to  render  too  robust,  the 
frequent  objection  to  Scottish  beauty,  but  which,  in  her 
present  early  age,  was  slender  and  taper,  with  that  graceful 
and  easy  sweep  of  outline  which  at  once  indicates  health 
and  beautiful  proportion  of  parts. 

These  growing  charms,  in  all  their  juvenile  profusion, 
nad  no  power  to  shake  the  steadfast  mind,  or  divert  the 
fixed  gaze  of  tlie  constant  Laird  of  Dumbiedikes.  But 
there  was  scarce  another  eye  that  could  behold  this  living 
picture  of  health  and  beauty,  without  pausing  on  it  with 
pleasure.  The  traveller  stopped  his  weary  horse  on  the 
eve  of  entering  the  city  which  was  the  end  of  his  journey, 
to  gaze  at  the  sylph-like  form  that  tripped  by  him,  with 
her  milk-pail  poised  on  her  head,  bearing  herself  so  erect, 
and  stepping  so  light  and  free  under  her  burden,  that  it 
seemed  rather  an  ornament  than  an  encumbrance.  The 
lads  of  the  neighbouring  suburb,  who  held  their  evening 
rendezvous  for  putting  the  stone,  casting  the  hammer, 
playing  at  long  bowls,  and  other  athletic  exercises, 
watched  the  motions  of  EfTie  Deans,  and  contended 
with  each  other  which  should  have  the  good  fortune  to 
attract  her  attention.  Even  the  rigid  Presbyterians  of 
her  father's  persuasion,   who  held  each  indulgence  of  the 


no  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

eye  and  sense  to  be  a  snare  at  least,  if  not  a  crime,  were 
surprised  into  a  moment's  delight  while  gazing  on  a 
creature  so  exquisite — instantly  checked  by  a  sigh,  re- 
proaching at  once  their  own  weakness,  and  mourning 
that  a  creature  so  fair  should  share  in  the  common  and 
hereditarj'^  guilt  and  imperfection  of  our  nature.  She  was 
currently  entitled  the  Lily  of  St.  Leonard's,  a  name  which 
she  deserved  as  much  by  her  guileless  purity  of  thought, 
speech,  and  action,  as  by  her  uncommon  loveliness  of  face 
and  person. 

Yet  there  were  points  in  Eflfie's  character  which  gave 
rise  not  only  to  strange  doubt  and  anxiety  on  the  part 
of  Douce  David  Deans,  whose  ideas  were  rigid,  as  fnay 
easily  be  supposed,  upon  the  subjects  of  youthful  amuse-  \ 
ments,  but  even  of  serious  apprehension  to  her  more  in-  j 
dulgent  sister.  The  children  of  the  Scotch  of  the  inferior  ' 
classes  are  usually  spoiled  by  the  early  indulgence  of 
their  parents  how,  wherefore,  and  to  what  degree,  the 
lively  and  instructive  narrative  of  the  amiable  and  accom- 
plished authoress  of  "Glenburnie"*  has  saved  me  and  all 
future  scribblers  the  trouble  of  recording.  Effie  had  had  j 
a  double  share  of  this  inconsiderate  and  misjudged  kindness.  | 
Even  the  strictness  of  her  father's  principles  could  not 
condemn  the  sports  of  infancy  and  childhood ;  and  to 
the  good  old  man,  his  younger  daughter,  the  child  of 
his  old  age,  seemed  a  child  for  some  years  after  she 
attained  the  years  of  womanhood,  was  still  called  the 
"bit  lassie,"  and  "little  Effie,"  and  was  permitted  to  run 
up  and  down  uncontrolled,  unless  upon  the  Sabbath,  or 
at  the  times  of  family  worship.  Her  sister,  with  all 
the  love  and  care  of  a  mother,  could  not  be  supposed  to 
possess  the  same  authoritative  influence ;  and  that  which 
she  had  hitherto  exercised  became  gradually  limited  and 
diminished  as  Effie's  advancing  years  entitled  her,  in  her 
own  conceit  at  least,  to  the  right  of  independence  and 
free  agency.  With  all  the  innocence  and  goodness  of 
disposition,  therefore,  which  we  have  described,  the  Lily 
of  St.  Leonard's  possessed  a  little  fund  of  self-conceit  and 
obstinacy,  and  some  warmth  and  Irritability  of  temper, 
partly  natural  perhaps,  but  certainly  much  Increased  by 
the  unrestrained  freedom  of  her  childhood.  Her  character 
will  be  best  illustrated  by  a  cottage  evening  scene. 

The  careful  father  was  absent  in  his  well-stocked  byre, 

•  Mr».  Elizabeth  Hamilton,  now  no  more. — EJitor, 


THE   HEART  OF   MlD-LOTHlAN.  m 

foddering  those  useful  and  patient  animals  on  whose 
produce  his  Hving  depended,  and  the  summer  evening  was 
beginning  to  close  in,  when  Jeanie  Deans  began  to  be 
very  anxious  for  tlie  appearance  of  her  sister,  and  to  fear 
that  siie  would  not  reach  home  before  her  father  returned 
from  tlie  labour  of  the  evening,  when  it  was  his  custom 
to  have  "family  exercise,"  and  when  she  knew  that 
Effie's  absence  would  give  him  the  most  serious  displeasure. 
These  apprehensions  hung  heavier  upon  her  mind,  because, 
for  several  preceding  evenings,  Effie  had  disappeared 
about  the  same  time,  and  her  stay,  at  first  so  brief  as 
scarce  to  be  noticed,  had  been  gradually  protracted  to 
half  an  hour,  and  an  hour,  and  on  the  present  occasion 
had  considerably  exceeded  even  tliis  last  limit.  And  now, 
Jeanie  stood  at  the  door,  with  her  hand  before  her  eyes 
to  avoid  the  rays  of  the  level  sun,  and  looked  alternately 
along  the  various  tracks  which  led  towards  their  dwelling, 
to  see  if  she  could  descry  the  nymph-like  form  of  her 
sister.  There  was  a  wall  and  a  stile  which  separated  the 
royal  domain,  or  King's  Park,  as  it  is  called,  from  the 
public  road ;  to  this  pass  she  frequently  directed  her 
attention,  when  she  saw  two  persons  appear  there  some- 
what suddenly,  as  if  they  had  walked  close  by  the  side 
of  the  wall  to  screen  themselves  from  observation.  One 
of  them,  a  man,  drew  back  hastily ;  the  other,  a  female, 
crossed  the  stile,  and  advanced  towards  her.  It  was 
Effie.  She  met  her  sister  with  that  affected  liveliness 
of  manner  which,  in  her  rank,  and  sometimes  in  those 
above  it,  females  occasionally  assume  to  hide  surprise  or 
confusion  ;  and  she  carolled  as  she  came — 

The  elfin  knight  sate  on  the  brae, 

The  broom  grows  bonny,  the  broom  grows  fairt 
And  by  there  came  lilting  a  lady  so  gay, 

And  we  daurna  gang  down  to  the  broom  nae  main. 

"Whisht,  Effie,"  said  her  sister;  "our  fatlier's  coming 
out  o'  the  byre."  The  damsel  stinted  in  her  song. 
'•  VVhare  hae  ye  been  sae  late  at  e'en  ?  " 

"  It's  no  late,  lass,"  answered  Effie. 

"It's  chappit  eight  on  every  clock  o'  the  toun,  and  the 
sun's  gaun  doun  ahint  the  Corstorphine  hills.  VVhare 
can  ve  hae  been  sae  late  ?  " 

"  K'ae  gate,"  answered  Eflie. 


112  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"  And  wha  was  that  parted  wi'  you  at  the  stile  ?  ** 

"  Naebody,"  replied  Effie  once  more. 

"  Nae  gate?  Naebody?  I  wish  it  may  be  a  richt  gate, 
and  a  richt  body,  that  keeps  folk  out  sae  late  at  e'en, 
Effie." 

"What  needs  ye  be  aye  speering  then  at  folk ?"  retorted 
Effie.  "I'm  sure,  if  ye'll  ask  nae  questions,  I'll  tell  ye 
nae  lees.  I  never  ask  what  brings  the  Laird  of  Dumbiedikes 
glowering  here  like  a  wull-cat  (only  his  een's  greener, 
and  no  sae  gleg),  day  after  day,  till  we  are  a'  like  to  gaunt 
our  chafts  aff. " 

"Because  ye  ken  very  weel  he  comes  to  see  our  father," 
said  Jeanie,  in  answer  to  this  pert  remark. 

"And  Dominie  Butler — does  he  come  to  see  our  father, 
that's  sae  taen  wi'  his  Latin  words?"  said  Effie,  delighted 
to  find  that  by  carrying  the  war  into  the  enemy's  country, 
she  could  divert  the  threatened  attack  upon  herself,  and 
with  the  petulance  of  youth  she  pursued  her  triumph  over 
her  prudent  elder  sister.  She  looked  at  her  with  a  sly  air, 
in  which  there  was  something  like  irony,  as  she  chanted, 
in  a  low  but  marked  tone,  a  scrap  of  an  old  Scotch  song — 

Through  the  kirkyard 

I  met  wi*  the  Laird, 

The  silly  puir  body  he  said  me  nae  harm  ; 

But  just  ere  'twas  dark, 

I  met  wi'  the  clerk 

Here  the  songstress  stopped,  looked  full  at  her  sister, 
and,  observing  the  tears  gather  in  her  eyes,  she  suddenly 
flung  her  arms  round  her  neck,  and  kissed  them  away. 
Jeanie,  though  hurt  and  displeased,  was  unable  to  resist 
the  caresses  of  this  untaught  child  of  nature,  whose  good 
and  evil  seemed  to  flow  rather  from  impulse  than  from 
reflection.  But  as  she  returned  the  sisterly  kiss,  in  token 
of  perfect  reconciliation,  she  could  not  suppress  the  gentle 
reproof — "  Effie,  if  ye  will  learn  fule  sangs,  ye  micht  mak 
a  kinder  use  of  them." 

"And  so  I  micht,  Jeanie,"  continued  the  girl,  clinging 
to  her  sister's  neck;  "and  I  wish  I  had  never  learned 
ane  o'  them  —  and  I  wish  we  had  never  come  here 
— and  I  wish  my  tongue  had  been  blistered  or  I  had 
vexed  ye." 

"Nevermind  that,  Effie,"  replied  the  aflectionate  sister; 


THE    HEART  OF   MlD-LOTHlAN.  113 

"  I  canna  be  muckle  vexed  wi'  onything  ye  say  to  me — 
but,  oh,  dinna  vex  our  father !  " 

"  I  will  not — I  will  not,"  replied  Effie  ;  "  and  if  there  were 
as  mony  dances  the  morn's  nicht  as  there  are  merry  dancers 
in  the  north  firmament  on  a  frosty  e'en,  I  winna  budge  an 
inch  to  gang  near  ane  o'  them," 

"Dance!"  echoed  Jeanie  Deans,  in  astonishment.  "O 
Effie,  what  could  take  ye  to  a  dance  ?  " 

It  is  very  possible  that,  in  the  communicative  mood 
into  which  the  Lily  of  St.  Leonard's  was  now  surprised, 
she  might  have  given  her  sister  her  unreserved  confidence, 
and  saved  me  the  pain  of  telling  a  melancholy  tale  ;  but 
at  the  moment  the  word  dance  was  uttered,  it  reached 
the  ear  of  old  David  Deans,  who  had  turned  the  corner 
of  the  house,  and  came  upon  his  daughters  ere  they  were 
aware  of  his  presence.  The  word  prelate,  or  even  the 
word  pope^  could  hardly  have  produced  so  appalling  an 
effect  upon  David's  ear ;  for,  of  all  exercises,  that  of 
dancing,  which  he  termed  a  voluntary  and  regular  fit  of 
distraction,  he  deemed  most  destructive  of  serious  thoughts, 
and  the  readiest  inlet  to  all  sorts  of  licentiousness  ;  and 
he  accounted  the  encouraging,  and  even  permitting, 
assemblies  or  meetings,  whether  among  those  of  high 
or  low  degree,  for  this  fantastic  and  absurd  purpose,  or 
for  that  of  dramatic  representations,  as  one  of  the  most 
flagrant  proofs  of  defection  and  causes  of  wrath.  The 
pronouncmg  of  the  word  dance  by  his  own  daughters, 
and  at  his  own  door,  now  drove  him  beyond  the  verge 
of  patience.  "  Dance  !  "  he  exclaimed.  "  Dance  ! — dance, 
said  ye?  I  daur  ye,  limmers  that  ye  are,  to  name  sic  a 
word  at  my  door-cheek  !  It's  a  dissolute,  profane  pastime, 
practised  by  the  Israelites  only  at  their  base  and  brutal 
worship  of  the  Golden  Calf  at  Betliel,  and  by  the  unhappy 
lass  wha  danced  aff  the  head  of  John  the  Baptist,  upon 
whilk  chapter  I  will  exercise  this  nicht  for  your  farther 
instruction,  since  ye  need  it  sae  muckle,  nothing  doubting 
that  she  has  cause  to  rue  the  day,  lang  or  this  time,  that 
e'er  she  suld  hae  shook  a  limb  on  sic  an  errand.  Better 
tor  her  to  hae  been  born  a  cripple,  and  carried  frae  door 
to  door,  like  auld  Bessie  Bowie,  begging  bawbees,  than 
to  be  a  king's  daughter,  fiddling  and  flinging  the  gate 
she  did.  I  hae  often  wondered  that  ony  ane  that  ever 
bent  a  knee  for  the  richt  purpose,  should  ever  daur  to 
crook   a   hough   to   fyke    and    fling    at    piper's   wind    and 


114  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTH  IAN. 

fiddler's  squealing.  And  1  bless  God  (with  that  singular 
worthy,  Peter  Walker*  the  packman  at  Bristo  Port),  that 
ordered  my  lot  in  my  dancing  days,  so  that  fear  of  my  head 
and  throat,  dread  of  bloody  rope  and  swift  bullet,  and 
trenchant  swords  and  pain  oi  boots  and  thumkins,  cauld 
and  hunger,  wetness  and  weariness,  stopped  the  lichtness 
of  my  head,  and  the  wantonness  of  my  feet.  And  now, 
if  I  hear  ye,  quean  lassies,  sae  muckle  as  name  dancing, 
or  think  there's  sic  a  thing  in  this  warld  as  flinging  to 
fiddler's  sounds  and  piper's  springs,  as  sure  as  my  father's 
spirit  is  with  the  just,  ye  shall  be  no  more  either  charge  or 
concern  o'  ininel  Gang  in,  then — gang  in,  then,  hinnies," 
he  added,  in  a  softer  tone,  for  the  tears  of  both  daughters, 
but  especially  those  of  Effie,  began  to  flow  very  fast — 
"Gang  in,  dears,  and  we'll  seek  grace  to  preserve  us 
trae  all  manner  of  profane  folly,  whilk  causeth  to  sin, 
and  promoteth  the  kingdom  of  darkness,  warring  with 
the  kingdom  of  light. " 

The  objurgation  of  David  Deans,  however  well  meant, 
was  unhappily  timed.  It  created  a  division  of  feelings 
in  Effie's  bosom,  and  deterred  her  from  her  intended  con- 
fidence in  her  sister.  "She  wad  baud  me  nae  better  ihan 
the  dirt  below  her  feet,"  said  Eflie  to  herself,  "were  1  to 
confess  1  hae  danced  wi'  him  four  times  on  the  green 
down  by,  and  ance  at  Maggie  MacQueen's ;  and  she'll 
maybe  ning  it  ower  my  head  that  she  11  tell  my  father, 
and  then  she  wad  be  mistresc  and  mair.  But  I'll  no 
gang  back  there  again.  I  am  resolved  I'll  no  gang 
back.  I'll  lay  in  a  leaf  o'  my  Bible,t  and  that's  very 
near  as  if  I  had  made  an  aith,  that  1  winna  gang  back. 
And  she  kept  her  vow  for  a  week,  during  which  she  was 
unusually  cross  and  fretful,  blemishes  which  had  never 
before  been  observed  in  her  temper,  except  during  a 
moment  of  contradiction. 

There  was  something  in  all  this  so  rnyslerious  as  con- 
siderably to  alarm  the  prudent  and  affectionate  Jeanle, 
the  more  so  as  she  judged  it  unkind  to  her  sister  to 
mention  to  their  father  grounds  of  anxiety  which  might 
arise  from  her  own  imagination.  Besides,  her  respect 
for   the   good  old    man  did   not    prevent    her   from   being 

•  Note  5.    Peter"  Walker. 

tThis  custom  of  making  a  mark  by  folding  a  leaf  in  the  party's  BiTile,  when  a 
sol-^uin  resolution  is  formed,  ii  still  held  lo  Lie,  la  some  sense,  on  appe.il  to  Ucav ca 
fox  hii  or  lier  sincerity. 


THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  115 

aware  that  he  was  both  hot-tempered  and  positive,  and 
she  sometimes  suspected  that  he  carried  his  dislike  to 
youthful  amusements  beyond  the  verge  that  religion  and 
reason  demanded.  Jeanie  had  sense  enough  to  see  that 
a  sudden  and  severe  curb  upon  her  sister's  hitherto 
unrestrained  freedom  might  be  rather  productive  of  harm 
than  good,  and  that  Effie,  in  the  headstrong  wilfulness 
of  youth,  was  likely  to  make  what  might  be  overstrained 
in  her  father's  precepts  an  excuse  to  herself  for  neglecting 
them  altogether.  In  the  higher  classes,  a  damsel,  however 
giddy,  is  still  under  the  dominion  of  etiquette,  and  subject 
to  the  surveillance  of  mammas  and  chaperons ;  but  the 
country  girl,  who  snatches  her  moment  of  gaiety  during 
the  intervals  of  labour,  is  under  no  such  guardianship  or 
restraint,  and  her  amusement  becomes  so  much  the  more 
hazardous.  Jeanie  saw  all  this  with  much  distress  of  mind, 
when  a  circumstance  occurred  which  appeared  calculated  to 
relieve  her  anxiety. 

Mrs.  Saddletree,  with  whom  our  readers  have  already 
been  made  acquainted,  chanced  to  be  a  distant  relation  of 
Douce  David  Deans,  and  as  she  was  a  woman  orderly  in 
her  life  and  conversation,  and,  moreover,  of  good  substance, 
a  sort  of  acquaintance  was  formally  kept  up  between  the 
families.  Now,  this  careful  dame,  about  a  year  and  a  haif 
before  our  story  commences,  chanced  to  need,  in  the  line  of 
her  profession,  a  better  sort  of  servant,  or  rather  shop- 
woman.  "Mr.  Saddletree,"  she  said,  "was  never  in  the 
shop  when  he  could  get  his  nose  within  the  Parliament 
House,  and  it  was  an  awkward  thing  for  a  woman-body 
to  be  standing  among  bundles  o'  barkened  leather  her 
lane,  selling  saddles  and  bridles ;  and  she  had  cast  her 
eyes  upon  her  far-awa  cousin  Effie  Deans,  as  just  the  very 
sort  of  lassie  she  would  want  to  keep  her  in  countenance 
on  such  occasions." 

In  this  proposal  there  was  much  that  pleased  old  David — 
there  was  bed,  board,  and  bountith — it  was  a  decent 
situation — the  lassie  would  be  under  Mrs.  Saddletree's 
eye,  who  had  an  upright  walk,  and  lived  close  by  the 
Tolbooth  Kirk,  in  which  might  still  be  heard  the  comfort- 
ing doctrines  of  one  of  those  few  ministers  of  the  Kirk  of 
Scotland  who  had  not  bent  the  knee  unto  Baa],  according 
to  David's  expression,  or  become  accessory  to  the  course 
of  national  defections — union,  toleration,  patronages,  and 
a  bundle  of   prelatical    Erastian    oatlis  which    had    been 


Ii6  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

imposed  on  the  church  since  the  Revolution,  and  particularly 
in  tlie  reign  of  "the  late  woman"  (as  he  called  Queen 
Anne),  the  last  of  that  unhappy  race  of  Stuarts.  In  the 
good  man's  security  concerning  the  soundness  of  the 
theological  doctrine  which  his  daughter  was  to  hear,  he 
was  nothing  disturbed  on  account  of  the  snares  of  a  different 
kind,  to  which  a  creature  so  beautiful,  young,  and  wilful, 
might  be  exposed  in  the  centre  of  a  populous  and  corrupted 
city.  The  fact  is,  that  he  thought  with  so  much  horror 
on  all  approaches  to  irregularities  of  the  nature  most  to 
be  dreaded  in  such  cases,  that  he  would  as  soon  have 
suspected  and  guarded  against  Effie's  being  induced  to 
become  guilty  of  the  crime  of  murder.  He  only  regretted 
that  she  should  live  under  the  same  roof  with  ouch  a 
worldly-wise  man  as  Bartoline  Saddletree,  whom  David 
never  suspected  of  being  an  ass  as  he  was,  but  considered 
as  one  really  endowed  with  all  the  legal  knowledge  to 
which  he  made  pretension,  and  only  liked  him  the  worse 
for  possessing  it.  The  lawyers,  especially  those  amongst 
them  who  sat  as  ruling  elders  in  the  General  Assembly 
of  the  Kirk,  had  been  forward  in  promoting  the  measures 
of  patronage,  of  the  abjuration  oath,  and  others,  which, 
in  the  opinion  of  David  Deans,  were  a  breaking  down  of 
the  carved  work  of  the  sanctuary,  and  an  intrusion  upon 
the  liberties  of  the  kirk.  Upon  the  dangers  of  listening 
to  the  doctrines  of  a  legalised  formalist,  such  as  Saddletree, 
David  gave  his  daughter  many  lectures ;  so  much  so,  that 
he  had  time  to  touch  but  slightly  on  the  dangers  ot 
chambering,  company-keeping,  and  promiscuous  dancing, 
to  which,  at  her  time  of  life,  most  people  would  have 
thought  Effie  more  exposed,  than  to  the  risk  of  theoretical 
error  in  her  religious  faith. 

Jeanie  parted  from  her  sister  with  a  mixed  feeling  ot 
regret,  and  apprehension,  and  hope.  She  could  not  be  so 
confident  concerning  Effie's  prudence  as  her  father,  for  she 
had  observed  her  more  narrowly,  had  more  sympathy  with 
her  feelings,  and  could  better  estimate  the  temptations  to 
which  she  was  exposed.  On  the  other  hand,  Mrs.  Saddle- 
tree was  an  observing,  shrewd,  notable  woman,  entitled  to 
exercise  over  Effie  the  full  authority  of  a  mistress,  and 
likely  to  do  so  strictly,  yet  with  kindness.  Her  removal  to 
Saddletree's,  it  was  most  probable,  would  also  serve  to 
break  off  some  idle  acquaintances,  which  Jeanie  suspected 
her  sister   to    have   formed   in  the  neighbouring  suburb. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN  117 

Upon  the  whole,  then,  she  viewed  her  departure  from  St. 
Leonard's  with  pleasure,  and  it  was  not  until  the  very 
moment  of  their  parting  for  the  first  time  in  their  lives, 
that  she  felt  the  full  force  of  sisterly  sorrow.  While  they 
repeatedly  kissed  each  other's  cheeks,  and  wrung-  each 
other's  hands,  Jeanie  took  that  moment  of  affectionate 
sympathy,  to  press  upon  her  sister  the  necessity  of  the 
utmost  caution  in  her  conduct  while  residing  in  Edinburgh. 
Effie  listened,  without  once  raising  her  large  dark  eyelashes, 
from  which  the  drops  fell  so  fast  as  almost  to  resemble  a 
fountain.  At  the  conclusion  she  sobbed  again,  kissed  her 
sister,  promised  to  recollect  all  the  good  counsel  she  had 
given  her,  and  they  parted. 

During  the  first  few  weeks,  Effie  was  all  that  her  kins- 
woman expected,  and  even  more.  But  with  time  there 
came  a  relaxation  of  that  early  zeal  which  she  manifested 
in  Mrs.  Saddletree's  service.  To  borrow  once  again  from 
the  poet,  who  so  correctly  and  beautifully  describes  living 
manners — 

Something  there  was, — what,  none  presumed  to  say,— 
Clouds  lightly  passing-  on  a  summer's  day  ; 
Whispers  and  hints,  which  went  from  ear  to  ear. 
And  mixed  reports  no  judge  on  earth  could  clear. 

During  this  Interval,  Mrs.  Saddletree  was  sometimes  dis- 
pleased by  Effie's  lingering  when  she  was  sent  upon  errands 
about  the  shop  business,  and  sometimes  by  a  little  degree 
of  impatience  which  she  manifested  at  being  rebuked  on 
such  occasions.  But  she  good-naturedly  allowed  that  the 
first  was  very  natural  to  a  girl  to  whom  everything  in 
Edinburgh  was  new,  and  the  other  was  only  the  petulance 
of  a  spoiled  child,  when  subjected  to  the  yoke  of  domestic 
discipline  for  the  first  time.  Attention  and  submission 
could  not  be  learned  at  once — Holyrood  was  not  built  in 
a  day — use  would  make  perfect. 

It  seemed  as  if  the  considerate  old  lady  had  presaged 
truly.  Ere  many  months  had  passed,  Effie  became  almost 
wedded  to  her  duties,  though  she  no  longer  discharged 
them  with  the  laughing  cheek  and  light  step,  which  had 
at  first  attracted  every  customer.  Her  mistress  sometimes 
observed  her  in  tears,  but  they  were  signs  of  secret  sorrow, 
which  she  coi-u;ealed  as  often  as  she  saw  them  attract 
notice.     Time  wore  on,  her  cheek  grew  pale,  and  her  step 


ii8  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

heavy.  The  cause  of  these  changes  could  not  have  escaped 
the  matronly  eye  of  Mrs.  Saddletree,  but  she  was  chiefly 
confined  by  indisposition  to  her  bedroom  for  a  considerable 
time  during  the  latter  part  of  Effie's  service.  This  interval 
was  marked  by  symptoms  of  anguish  almost  amounting  to 
despair.  The  utmost  efforts  of  the  poor  girl  to  command 
her  fits  of  hysterical  agony  were  often  totally  unavailing, 
and  the  mistakes  which  she  made  in  the  shop  the  while 
were  so  numerous  and  so  provoking,  that  Bartoline  Saddle- 
tree, who,  during  his  wife's  illness,  was  obliged  to  take 
closer  charge  of  the  business  than  consisted  with  his  study 
of  the  weightier  matters  of  the  law,  lost  all  patience  with 
the  girl,  who,  in  his  law  Latin,  and  without  much  respect 
to  gender,  he  declared  ought  to  be  cognosced  by  inquest  of 
a  jury,  &sfaitius,furiosus,  and  naturaliteridiota.  Neighbours, 
also,  and  fellow-servants,  remarked  with  malicious  curiosity 
or  degrading  pity,  the  disfigured  shape,  louse  dress,  and 
pale  cheeks,  of  the  once  beautiful  and  still  interesting  girl. 
But  to  no  one  would  she  grant  her  confidence,  answering 
all  taunts  with  bitter  sarcasm,  and  all  serious  expostulation 
with  sullen  denial,  or  with  floods  of  tears. 

At  length,  when  Mrs.  Saddletree's  recovery  was  likely  to 
permit  her  wonted  attention  to  the  regulation  of  her  house- 
hold, Effie  Deans,  as  if  unwilling  to  face  an  investigation 
made  by  the  authority  of  her  mistress,  asked  permission  of 
Bartoline  to  go  home  for  a  week  or  two,  assigning  indis- 
position, and  the  wish  of  trying  the  benefit  of  repose  and 
the  change  of  air,  as  the  motives  of  her  request.  Sharp- 
eyed  as  a  lynx  (or  conceiving  himself  to  be  so)  in  the  nice 
sharp  quillits  of  legal  discussion,  Bartoline  was  as  dull  at 
drawing  inferences  from  the  occurrences  of  common  life 
as  any  Dutch  professor  ol  mathematics.  He  suffered  Eflfie 
to  depart  without  much  suspicion,  and  without  any  inquiry. 

It  was  afterwards  found  that  a  period  of  a  week  inter- 
vened betwixt  her  leaving  her  master's  house  and  arriving 
at  St.  Leonard's.  She  made  her  appearance  before  her 
sister  in  a  state  rather  resembling  the  spectre  than  the 
living  substance  of  the  gay  and  beautiful  girl  who  had 
left  her  father's  cottage  for  the  first  time  scarce  seventeen 
months  before.  The  lingering  illness  of  her  mistress 
had,  for  the  last  few  months,  given  her  a  plea  for  con- 
fining herself  entirely  to  the  dusky  precincts  of  the  shop 
in  the  Lawnmarket,  and  Jeanie  was  so  much  occupied, 
during  the  same  period,  with  the  concerns  of  her  father's 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  119 

household,  that  she  had  rarely  found  leisure  for  a  walk 
to  the  city,  and  a  brief  and  hurried  visit  to  her  sister. 
The  young  women,  therefore,  had  scarcely  seen  each 
other  for  several  months,  nor  had  a  single  scandalous 
surmise  reached  the  ears  of  the  secluded  inhabitants  of 
the  cottage  at  St.  Leonard's.  Jeanie,  therefore,  terrified 
to  death  at  her  sister's  appearance,  at  first  overwhelmed 
her  with  inquiries,  to  which  the  unfortunate  young  woman 
returned  for  a  time  incoherent  and  rambling  answers,  and 
finally  fell  into  a  hysterical  fit.  Rendered  too  certain  of 
her  sister's  misfortune,  Jeanie  had  now  the  dreadful  alter- 
native of  communicating  her  ruin  to  her  father,  or  of 
endeavouring  to  conceal  it  from  him.  To  all  questions 
concerning  the  name  or  rank  of  her  seducer,^  and  the 
fate  of  the  being  to  whom  her  fall  had  given  birth,  Effie 
remained  as  mute  as  the  grave,  to  which  she  seemed 
hastening ;  and,  indeed,  the  least  allusion  to  either  seemed 
to  drive  her  to  distraction.  Her  sister,  in  distress  and  in 
despair,  was  about  to  repair  to  Mrs.  Saddletree  to  consult 
her  experience,  and  at  the  same  time  to  obtain  what  lights 
she  could  upon  this  most  unhappy  affair,  when  she  was 
saved  that  trouble  by  a  new  stroke  of  fate,  which  seemed 
to  carry  misfortune  to  the  uttermost 

David  Deans  had  been  alarmed  at  the  state  of  health 
in  which  his  daughter  had  returned  to  her  paternal  resi- 
dence ;  bu  Jeanie  had  contrived  to  divert  him  from 
particular  and  specific  inquiry.  It  was  therefore  like  a 
clap  of  thunder  to  the  poor  old  man,  when,  just  as  the 
hour  of  noon  had  brought  the  visit  of  the  Laird  of 
Dumbiedikes  as  usual,  other  and  sterner,  as  well  as  most 
unexpected  guests,  arrived  at  the  cottage  of  St  Leonard's. 
These  were  the  officers  of  justice,  with  a  warrant  of 
justiciary  to  search  for  and  apprehend  Euphemia,  or  Effie 
Deans,  accused  of  the  crime  of  child-murder.  The  stunning 
weight  of  a  blow  so  totally  unexpected  bore  down  the  old 
man,  who  had  in  his  early  youth  resisted  the  brow  of 
military  and  civil  tyranny,  though  backed  with  swords  and 
guns,  tortures  and  gibbets.  He  fell  extended  and  senseless 
upon  his  own  hearth  ;  and  the  men,  happy  to  escape  from 
the  scene  of  his  awakening,  raised,  with  rude  humanity,  the 
object  of  their  warrant  from  her  bed,  and  placed  her  in  a 
coach,  which  they  had  brought  with  them.  The  hasty 
remedies  which  Jeanie  had  applied  to  bring  back  her  father's 
senses  were  source  begun  to  operate,  when  the  noise  of  th» 


I30  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

wheels  in  motion  recalled  her  attention  to  her  miserable 
sister.  To  run  shrieking  after  the  carriage  was  the  first 
vain  effort  of  her  distraction,  but  she  was  stopped  by  one 
or  two  female  neighbours,  assembled  by  the  extraordinary 
appearance  of  a  coach  in  that  sequestered  place,  who 
almost  forced  her  back  to  her  father's  house.  The  deep 
and  sympathetic  affliction  of  these  poor  people,  by  whom 
the  little  family  at  St.  Leonard's  were  held  in  high  regard, 
filled  the  house  with  lamentation.  Even  Dumbiedikes  was 
moved  from  his  wonted  apathy,  and,  groping  for  his  purse 
as  he  spoke,  ejaculated,  "  Jeanie,  woman  ! — ^Jeanie,  woman  ! 
dinna  greet — it's  sad  wark,  but  siller  will  help  it ;  "  and  he 
drew  out  his  purse  as  he  spoke. 

The  old  man  had  now  raised  himself  from  the  ground, 
and,  looking  about  him  as  if  he  missed  something,  seemed 
gradually  to  recover  the  sense  of  his  wretchedness. 
"Where,"  he  said,  with  a  voice  that  made  the  roof  ring, 
"where  is  the  vile  harlot,  that  has  disgraced  the  blood  of  an 
honest  man  ? — Where  is  she,  that  has  no  place  among  us, 
but  has  come  foul  with  her  sins,  like  the  Evil  One, 
among  the  children  of  God  ? — Where  is  she,  Jeanie  ? — 
Bring  her  before  me,  that  I  may  kill  her  with  a  word  and 
a  look ! " 

All  hastened  around  him  with  their  appropriate  sources 
of  consolation — the  Laird  with  his  purse,  Jeanie  with 
burned  feathers  and  strong  waters,  and  the  women  with 
their  exhortations.  "Oh,  neighbour — oh,  Mr.  Deans,  it's 
a  sair  trial,  doubtless — but  think  of  the  Rock  of  Ages, 
neighbour — think  of  the  promise  !  " 

"And  I  do  think  of  it,  neighbours  —  and  I  bless  God 
that  I  can  think  of  it,  even  in  the  rack  and  ruin  of  a' 
that's  nearest  and  dearest  to  me — But  to  be  the  father  of 
a  castaway  —  a  profligate  —  a  bloody  Zipporah  —  a  mere 
murderess ! — Oh,  how  will  the  wicked  exult  in  the  high 
places  of  their  wickedness !  —  the  prelatists,  and  the 
latitudinarians,  and  the  hand -waled  murderers,  whose 
hands  are  hard  as  horn  wi'  handing  the  slaughter-weapons 
— they  will  push  out  the  lip,  and  say  that  we  are  even 
such  as  themselves.  Sair,  sair,  I  am  grieved,  neighbours, 
for  the  poor  castaway— for  the  child  of  mine  old  age — 
but  sairer  for  the  stumbling-block  and  scandal  it  will  be 
to  all  tender  and  honest  souls  1 "        _ 

"Davie — winna  siller  do't?"  insinuated  the  Laird,  still 
proffering  his  green  purse,  which  was  full  o^uineas. 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  121 

"  I  tell  ye,  Dumbiedikes,"  said  Deans,  "  that  if  telling 
down  my  haill  substance  could  hae  saved  her  frae  this 
black  snare,  I  wad  hae  walked  out  wi'  naething  but  my 
bonnet  and  my  staff  to  beg  an  awmous  for  God's  sake, 
and  ca'd  mysell  a  happy  man — But  if  a  dollar,  or  a  plack, 
or  the  nineteenth  part  of  a  boddle  wad  save  her  open 
guilt  and  open  shame  frae  open  punishment,  that  pur- 
chase wad  David  Deans  never  make  !  Na,  na  ;  an  eye 
for  an  eye,  a  tooth  for  a  tooth,  life  for  life,  blood  for  blood 
■ — it's  the  law  of  man,  and  it's  the  law  of  God. — Leave  me, 
sirs — leave  me — I  maun  warstle  wi'  this  trial  in  privacy 
and  on  my  knees." 

Jeanie,  now  in  some  degree  restored  to  the  power  of 
thought,  joined  in  the  same  request.  The  next  day 
found  the  father  and  daughter  still  in  the  depth  of  afflic- 
tion, but  the  father  sternly  supporting  his  load  of  ill 
through  a  proud  sense  of  religious  duty,  and  the  daughter 
anxiously  suppressing  her  own  feelings  to  avoid  again 
awakening  his.  Thus  was  it  with  the  afflicted  family 
untU  the  morning  after  Porteous's  death,  a  period  at 
which  we  are  now  arrived. 


CHAPTER    XL 

Is  all  the  counsel  that  we  two  have  shared. 
The  sisters'  vows,  the  hours  that  we  have  spent 
When  we  have  chid  the  hast}--footed  time 
For  parting  us — Oh  1 — and  is  all  forgot  ? 

Midsummer  Night's  Dream. 

We  have  been  a  long  while  in  conducting  Butler  to  the 
door  of  the  cottage  at  St.  Leonard's  ;  yet  the  space  which 
we  have  occupied  in  the  preceding  narrative  does  not 
exceed  in  length  that  which  he  actually  spent  on  Salis- 
bury Crags  on  the  morning  which  succeeded  the  execution 
done  upon  Porteous  by  the  rioters.  For  this  delay  he 
had  his  own  motives.  He  wished  to  collect  his  thoughts, 
strangely  agitated  as  they  were,  first  by  the  melancholy 
news  of  Efhe  Deans's  situation,  and  afterwards  by  the 
frightful  scene  which  he  had  witnessed.  In  the  situation 
also  in  which  he  had  stood  with  respect  to  Jeanie  and  her 
father,  some  ceremony,  at  least  some  choice  of  fitting 
time  and  season,  was  necessary  to  wait  upon  them. 


122  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

Eight  in  the  morning  was  then  the  ordinary  hour  for 
breakfast,  and  he  resolved  that  it  should  arrive  before  he 
made  his  appearance  in  their  cottage. 

Never  did  hours  pass  so  heavily.  Butler  shifted  his 
place  and  enlarged  his  circle  to  while  away  the  time,  and 
heard  the  huge  bell  of  St.  Giles's  toll  each  successive  hour 
in  swelling  tones,  which  were  instantly  arrested  by  those 
of  the  other  steeples  in  succession.  He  had  heard  seven 
struck  in  this  manner,  when  he  began  to  think  he  might 
venture  to  approach  nearer  to  St.  Leonard's,  from  wluch 
he  was  still  a  mile  distant.  Accordingly  he  descended 
from  his  lofty  station  as  low  as  the  bottom  of  the  valley, 
which  divides  Salisbury  Crags  from  those  small  rocKs 
which  take  their  name  from  Saint  Leonard.  It  is,  as 
many  of  my  readers  may  know,  a  deep,  wild,  grassy 
valley,  scattered  with  huge  rocks  and  fragments  which 
have  descended  from  the  cUffs  and  steep  ascent  to  the 
east. 

This  sequestered  dell,  as  well  as  other  places  of  the  open 
pasturage  of  the  King's  Park,  was,  about  this  time,  often 
the  resort  of  the  gallants  of  the  time  who  had  affairs  of 
honour  to  discuss  with  the  sword.  Duels  were  then  very 
common  in  Scotland,  for  the  gentry  were  at  once  idle, 
haughty,  fierce,  divided  by  faction,  and  addicted  to  in- 
temperance, so  that  there  lacked  neither  provocation,  nor 
inchnation  to  resent  it  when  given  ;  and  the  sword,  which 
was  part  of  every  gentleman's  dress,  was  the  only  weapon 
used  for  the  decision  of  such  differences.  When,  therefore, 
Butler  observed  a  young  man  skulking,  apparently  to  avoid 
observation,  among  the  scattered  rocks  at  some  distance 
from  the  footpath,  he  was  naturally  led  to  suppose  that  he 
had  sought  this  lonely  spot  upon  that  evil  errand.  He  was 
so  strongly  impressed  with  this,  that,  notwithstanding  his 
own  distress  of  mind,  he  could  not,  according  to  his  sense 
of  duty  as  a  clergyman,  pass  this  person  without  speaking 
to  him.  There  are  times,  thought  he  to  himself,  when  the 
slightest  interference  may  avert  a  great  calamity — when  a 
word  spoken  in  season  may  do  more  for  prevention  than 
the  eloquence  of  Tully  could  do  for  remedying  evil.  And 
for  my  own  griefs,  be  they  as  they  may,  I  shall  feel  them 
the  lighter,  if  they  divert  me  not  from  the  prosecution  of 
my  duty. 

Thus  thinking  and  feeling,  he  quitted  the  ordinary  path, 
and  advanced  nearer  the  object  he  had  noticed.     The  man 


THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHI.\N.  123 

at  first  directed  his  course  towards  the  hill,  in  order,  as  it 
appeared,  to  avoid  him  ;  but  when  he  saw  that  Butler 
seemed  disposed  to  follow  him,  he  adjusted  his  hat  fiercely, 
turned  round,  and  came  forward,  as  if  to  meet  and  defy 
scrutiny. 

Butler  had  an  opportunity  of  accurately  stud^nng  his 
features  as  they  advanced  slowly  to  meet  each  other.  The 
stranger  seemed  about  tw'enty-five  years  old.  His  dress 
was  of  a  kind  which  could  hardly  be  said  to  indicate  his 
rank  with  certainty,  for  it  was  such  as  young  gentlemen 
sometimes  wore  while  on  active  exercise  in  the  morning, 
and  which,  therefore,  was  imitated  by  those  of  the  inferior 
ranks,  as  young  clerks  and  tradesmen,  because  its  cheap- 
ness rendered  it  attainable,  while  it  approached  more  neariy 
to  the  apparel  of  youths  of  fashion  than  any  other  which 
the  manners  of  the  times  permitted  them  to  wear.  If  his 
air  and  manner  could  be  trusted,  however,  this  person 
seemed  rather  to  be  dressed  under  than  above  his  rank ; 
for  his  carriage  was  bold  and  somewhat  supercilious,  his 
step  easy  and  free,  his  manner  daring  and  unconstrained. 
His  stature  was  of  the  middle  size,  or  rather  above  it,  his 
limbs  well-proportioned,  yet  not  so  strong  as  to  infer  the 
reproach  of  clumsiness.  His  features  were  uncommonly 
handsome,  and  all  about  him  would  have  been  interesting 
and  prepossessing,  but  for  that  indescribable  expression 
which  habitual  dissipation  gives  to  the  countenance,  joined 
with  a  certain  audacity  in  look  and  manner,  of  that  kind 
which  is  often  assumed  as  a  mask  for  confusion  and 
apprehension. 

Butler  and  the  stranger  met — surveyed  each  other — when, 
as  the  latter,  slightly  touching  his  hat,  was  about  to  pass 
by  him,  Butler,  while  he  returned  the  salutation,  observed, 
"A  fine  morning,  sir. — You  are  on  the  hill  early." 

"I  have  business  here,"  said  tlie  young  man,  in  a  tone 
meant  to  repress  farther  inquiry. 

"  I  do  not  doubt  it,  sir,"  said  Butler.  "I  trust  you  will 
forgive  my  hoping  that  it  is  of  a  lawful  kind  ?  " 

"Sir,"  said  the  other,  with  marked  surprise,  "I  never 
forgive  impertinence,  nor  can  I  conceive  what  title  you  have 
to  hope  anything  about  what  no  way  concerns  you." 

"I  am  a  soldier,  sir,"  said  Butler,  "and  have  a  charge 
to  arrest  evil-doers  in  the  name  of  my  Master." 

"  A  soldier ! "  said  the  young  man,  stepping  back,  and 
fiercely  laying  lus  hand  on  hisswoid — "  A  soldier,  and  arre^ 


124  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

me  !     Did  you  reckon  what  your  life  was  worth,  before  you 
took  the  commission  ujjon  you." 

"  You  mistake  me,  sir,"  said  Butler  gravely  ;  "  neither 
my  warfare  nor  my  warrant  are  of  this  world.  I  am  a 
preacher  of  the  gospel,  and  have  power,  in  my  Master's 
name,  to  command  the  peace  upon  earth  and  good-will 
towards  men,  which  was  proclaimed  with  the  gospel." 

"  A  minister  I  "  said  the  stranger  carelessly,  and  with  an 
expression  approaching  to  scorn.  "  I  know  the  gentlemen 
of  your  cloth  in  Scotland  claim  a  strange  right  of  inter- 
meddling with  men's  private  affairs.  But  I  have  been 
abroad,  and  know  better  than  to  be  priest-ridden." 

"  Sir,  if  it  be  true  that  any  of  my  cloth,  or,  it  might  be 
more  decently  said,  of  my  calling,  interfere  with  men's 
private  affairs,  for  the  gratification  either  of  idle  curiosity, 
or  for  worse  motives,  you  cannot  have  learned  a  better 
lesson  abroad  than  to  contemn  such  practices.  But,  in 
my  Master's  work,  I  am  called  to  be  busy  in  season  and 
out  of  season  ;  and,  conscious  as  I  am  of  a  pure  motive, 
it  were  better  for  me  to  incur  your  contempt  for  speaking, 
than  the  correction  of  my  own  conscience  for  being 
silent !  " 

"  In  the  name  of  the  devil  1  "  said  the  young  man  im- 
patiently, "  say  what  you  have  to  say,  then  ;  though 
whom  you  take  me  for,  or  what  earthly  concern  you  have 
with  me,  a  stranger  to  you,  or  with  my  actions  and  motives 
of  which  you  can  know  nothing,  I  cannot  conjecture  for 
an  instant." 

"  You  are  about,"  said  Butler,  "  to  violate  one  of  your 
country's  wisest  laws — you  are  about,  which  is  much  more 
dreadful,  to  violate  a  law,  which  God  himself  has  im- 
planted within  our  nature,  and  written,  as  it  were,  in  the 
table  of  our  hearts,  to  which  every  thrill  of  our  nerves  is 
responsive." 

"  And  what  is  the  law  you  speak  of  ?  "  said  the  stranger, 
in  a  hollow  and  somewhat  disturbed  accent. 

"  Thou  Shalt  do  no  mxjrder,"  said  Butler,  with  a  deep 
and  solemn  voice. 

The  young  man  visibly  started,  and  looked  considerably 
appalled.  Butler  perceived  he  had  made  a  favourable  im- 
pression, and  resolved  to  follow  it  up.  "  Think,"  he  said, 
"  young  man,"  laying  his  hand  kindly  upon  the  stranger's 
shoulder,  "  what  an  awful  alternative  you  voluntarily  choosa 
for  yourself,   to  kill  or  be  killed.     Think  what  it  is  to 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAK.  125 

rush  uncalled  Into  the  presence  of  an  offended  Deity, 
your  heart  fermenting  with  evil  passions,  your  hand  hot 
from  the  steel  you  have  been  urging,  with  your  best  skill 
and  malice,  against  the  breast  of  a  fellow -creature.  Or, 
suppose  yourself  the  scarce  less  wretched  survivor,  with 
the  guilt  of  Cain,  the  first  murderer,  in  your  heart,  with 
the  stamp  upon  your  brow — that  stamp  which  struck  all 
who  gazed  on  him  with  unutterable  horror,  and  by  which 
the  murderer  Is  made  manifest  to  all  who  look  upon  him. 
Think " 

The  stranger  gradually  withdrew  himself  from  under  the 
hand  of  his  monitor ;  and,  pulling  his  hat  over  his  brows, 
thus  Interrupted  him:  "Your  meaning,  sir,  I  dare  say,  Is 
excellent,  but  you  are  throwIn|j  your  advice  away.  I  am 
not  in  this  place  with  violent  mtentlons  against  any  one. 
I  may  be  bad  enough — you  priests  say  all  men  are  so — but 
I  am  here  for  the  purpose  of  saving  life,  not  of  taking  it 
away.  If  you  wish  to  spend  your  time  rather  In  doing  a 
good  action  than  In  talking  about  you  know  not  what,  I  will 
give  you  an  opportunity.  Do  you  see  yonder  crag  to  the 
right,  over  which  appears  the  chimney  of  a  lone  house? 
Go  thither,  inquire  for  one  Jeanie  Deans,  the  daughter  of 
the  goodman  ;  let  her  know  tliat  he  she  wots  of  remained 
here  from  daybreak  till  this  hour,  expecting  to  see  her, 
and  that  he  can  abide  no  longer.  Tell  her,  she  mtist  meet 
me  at  the  Hunter's  Bog  to-night,  as  the  moon  rises 
behind  St  Anthony's  Hill,  or  that  she  will  make  a  desperate 
man  of  me." 

"Who  or  what  aro  you,"  replied  Butler,  exceedingly 
and  mosi  unpleasantly  surprised,  "who  charge  me  with 
such  an  errand  ?  " 

"  I  am  tlie  devil ! "  answered  the  young  man  hastily. 

Butler  stepped  Instinctively  back,  and  commended  himself 
internally  to  Heaven  ;  for,  though  a  wise  and  strong-minded 
man,  he  was  neither  wiser  nor  more  strong-minded  than 
those  of  his  age  and  education,  with  whom,  to  disbelieve 
witchcraft  or  spectres,  was  held  an  undeniable  proof  of 
atheism. 

The  stranger  went  on  without  obser\-Ing  his  emotion. 
"Yes!  call  me  Apollyon,  Abaddon,  whatever  name  you 
shall  choose,  as  a  clergyman  acquainted  with  the  upper 
and  lower  circles  of  spiritual  denomination,  to  call  me  by, 
you  shall  not  find  an  appellation  more  odious  to  him  that 
bears  it,  than  is  mine  own." 


126  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

This  sentence  was  spoken  with  the  bitterness  of  self- 
iipbraiding,  and  a  contortion  of  visage  absolutely  de- 
moniacal. Butler,  though  a  man  brave  by  principle,  if 
not  by  constitution,  was  overawed  ;  for  intensity  of  mental 
distress  has  in  it  a  sort  of  sublimity  which  repels  and 
overawes  all  men,  but  especially  those  of  kind  and 
sympathetic  dispositions.  The  stranger  turned  abruptly 
from  Butler  as  he  spoke,  but  instantly  returned,  and, 
coming  up  to  him  closely  and  boldly,  said  in  a  fierce, 
determined  tone,  "  I  have  told  you  who  and  what  I  am 
—who  and  what  are  you  ?     What  is  your  name  ?  " 

"  Butler,"  answered  the  person  to  whom  this  abrupt 
question  was  addressed,  surprised  into  answering  it  by 
the  sudden  and  fierce  manner  of  the  querist — "Reuben 
Butler,  a  preacher  of  the  gospel." 

At  this  answer,  the  stranger  again  plucked  more  deep 
over  his  brows  the  hat  which  he  had  thrown  back  in  his 
former  agitation.  "  Butler  I  "  he  repeated — "  the  assistant 
of  the  schoolmaster  at  Liberton  ?  " 

"  The  same."  answered  Butler  composedly. 

The  stranger  covered  his  face  with  his  hand,  as  if  on 
sudden  reflection,  and  then  turned  away,  but  stopped 
when  he  had  walked  a  few  paces  ;  and  seeing  Butler  follow 
him  with  his  eyes,  called  out  in  a  stem  yet  suppressed  tone, 
just  as  if  he  had  exactly  calculated  that  his  accents  should 
not  be  heard  a  yard  beyond  the  spot  on  which  Butler  stood. 
"  Go  your  way,  and  do  mine  errand.  Do  not  look  after  me. 
I  will  neither  descend  through  the  bowels  of  these  rocks, 
nor  vanish  in  a  flash  of  fire  ;  and  yet  the  eye  that  seeks  to 
trace  my  motions  shall  have  reason  to  curse  it  was  ever 
shrouded  by  eyelid  or  eyelash.  Begone,  and  look  not 
behind  you.  Tell  Jeanie  Deans,  that  when  the  moon  rises 
I  shall  expect  to  meet  her  at  Nicol  Muschat's  Cairn,  beneath 
Saint  Anthony's  Chapel." 

As  he  uttered  these  words,  he  turned  and  took  the  road 
against  the  hill,  with  a  haste  that  seemed  as  peremptory 
as  his  tone  of  authority. 

Dreading  he  knew  not  what  of  additional  misery  to  a  lot 
which  seemed  little  capable  of  receiving  augmentation, 
and  desperate  at  the  idea  that  any  Uving  man  should  dare 
to  send  so  extraordinary  a  request,  couched  in  terms  so  im- 
perious, to  the  half -betrothed  object  of  his  early  and  only 
affection,  Butler  strode  hastily  towards  the  cottage,  in  order 
to  ascertain  how  far  this  daring  and  rude  gallant   was 


THE   HEART  OF   xMID-LOTHIAN.  127 

actually  entitled  to  press  on  Jeanie  Deans  a  request,  which 
no  prudent,  and  scarce  any  modest  young  woman  was 
likely  to  comply  with. 

Butler  was  by  nature  neither  jealous  nor  superstitious ; 
yet  the  feelings  which  lead  to  those  moods  of  the  mind 
were  rooted  in  his  heart,  as  a  portion  derived  from  the 
common  stock  of  iiumanity.  It  was  maddening  to  think 
that  a  profligate  gallant,  such  as  the  manner  and  tone  of 
the  stranger  evinced  him  to  be,  should  have  it  in  his  power 
to  command  forth  his  future  bride  and  plighted  true  love, 
at  a  place  so  improper,  and  an  hour  so  unseasonable.  Yet 
the  tone  in  whicli  the  stranger  spoke  had  nothing  of  the 
soft,  half-breathed  voice  proper  to  the  seducer  who  solicits 
an  assignation ;  it  was  bold,  fierce,  and  imperative,  and 
had  less  of  love  in  it  than  of  menace  and  intimidation. 

The  suggestions  of  superstition  seemed  more  plausible, 
had  Butler's  mind  been  ver\'  accessible  to  them.  Was  this 
indeed  the  Roaring  Lion,  who  goeth  about  seeking  whom 
he  may  devour  ?  This  was  a  question  which  pressed  itself 
on  Butler's  mind  with  an  earnestness  that  cannot  be  con- 
ceived by  those  who  live  in  the  present  day.  The  fiery  eye, 
the  abrupt  demeanour,  the  occasionally  harsh,  yet  studiously 
subdued  tone  of  voice — the  features,  handsome,  but  now 
clouded  with  pride,  now  disturbed  by  suspicion,  now  in- 
flamed with  passion — those  dark,  hazel  eyes  which  he  some- 
times shaded  with  his  cap,  as  if  he  were  averse  to  have  them 
seen  while  they  were  occupied  with  keenly  observing  the 
motions  and  bearing  of  others — those  eyes  that  were  now 
turbid  with  melancholy,  now  gleaming  with  scorn,  and 
now  sparkling  with  fury — was  It  the  passions  of  a  mere 
mortal  they  expressed,  or  the  emotions  of  a  fiend  who  seeks, 
and  seeks  in  vain,  to  conceai  his  fiendish  designs  under  the 
borrowed  mask  of  manly  beauty  ?  The  whole  partook  of 
the  mien,  language,  and  port  of  the  ruined  archangel ;  and, 
imperfectly  as  we  have  been  abl*:,  to  describe  it,  the  effect  of 
the  interview  upon  Butler's  nerves,  shaken  as  they  were  at 
the  time  by  the  horrors  of  the  preceding  night,  were  greater 
than  his  understanding  warranted,  or  his  pride  cared  to 
submit  to.  The  very  place  where  he  had  met  this  singular 
person  was  desecrated,  as  it  were,  and  unhallowed,  owing 
to  many  violent  deaths,  both  in  duels  and  by  suicide,  which 
had  in  former  times  taken  place  there  ;  and  the  place  which 
he  had  named  as  a  rendez\'Ous  at  so  late  an  hour,  was  held 
in  general  to  be  accursed,  from  a  frightful  and  cruel  murder 


128  THE   HEART   OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

which  had  been  there  committed  by  the  wretch  from  whom 
the  place  took  its  name,  upon  the  person  of  his  own  wife.* 
It  was  in  such  places,  according  to  the  belief  of  that  period 
(when  the  laws  against  witchcraft  were  still  in  fresh  ob- 
servance, and  had  even  lately  been  acted  upon),  that  evil 
spirits  had  power  to  make  themselves  visible  to  human  eyes 
and  to  practise  upon  the  feelings  and  senses  of  mankind. 
Suspicions,  founded  on  such  circumstances,  rushed  on  Butler's 
mind,  unprepared  as  it  was  by  any  previous  course  of 
reasoning,  to  deny  that  which  all  of  his  time,  country,  and 
profession  believed  ;  but  common-sense  rejected  these  vain 
ideas  as  inconsistent,  if  not  with  possibility,  at  least  with 
the  general  rules  by  which  the  universe  is  governed — a 
deviation  from  which,  as  Butler  well  argued  with  himself, 
ought  not  to  be  admitted  as  probable,  upon  any  but  the 
plainest  and  most  incontrovertible  evidence.  An  earthly 
lover,  however,  or  a  young  man,  who,  from  whatever 
cause,  had  the  right  of  exercising  such  summary  and 
unceremonious  authority  over  the  object  of  his  long-settled 
and  apparently  sincerely  returned  affection,  was  an  object 
scarce  less  appalling  to  his  mind,  than  those  which 
superstition  suggested. 

His  limbs  exhausted  with  fatigue,  his  mind  harassed  with 
anxiety,  and  with  painful  doubts  and  recollections,  Butler 
dragged  himself  up  the  ascent  from  the  valley  to  St. 
Leonard's  Crags,  and  presented  himself  at  the  door  of 
Deans's  habitation,  with  feelings  much  akin  to  the  miser- 
able reflections  and  fears  of  its  inhabitants. 


CHAPTER   XII. 

Then  she  stretch'd  out  her  lily  hand. 

And  for  to  do  her  best; 
•'  Hae  back  thy  faith  and  troth,  Willie, 

God  gie  thy  soul  good  rest !  " 

Old  Ballad 

"  Come  in,"  answered  the  low  and  sweet-toned  voice  he 
loved  best  to  hear,  as  Butler  tapped  at  the  door  of  the 
cottage.  He  lifted  the  latch,  and  found  himself  under 
the  roof  of  affliction.  Jeanie  was  unable  to  trust  herself 
with  more  than  one  glance  towards  her  lover,  whom  she 

•  Note  6.     Muschat's  Cairn. 


A  figure  rose  suddenly  up. 


Poft  168. 


THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  129 

now  met  under  circumstances  so  agonising  to  her  feelings, 
and  at  the  same  time  so  humbling  to  her  honest  pride..  It 
is  well  kno\\Ti  that  much,  both  of  what  is  good  and  bad 
in  the  Scottish  national  character,  arises  out  of  the  intimacy 
of  their  family  connections.  "  To  be  come  of  honest  folk," 
that  is,  of  people  who  have  borne  a  fair  and  unstained  repu- 
tation, is  an  advantage  as  highly  prized  among  the  lower 
Scotch,  as  the  emphatic  counterpart,  "  to  be  of  a  good 
family,"  is  valued  among  their  gentry.  The  worth  ajid 
respectability  of  one  member  of  a  peasant's  family  is 
always  accounted  by  themselves  and  others,  not  only  a 
matter  of  honest  pride,  but  a  guarantee  for  the  good  conduct 
of  the  whole.  On  the  contrary,  such  a  melancholy  stain  as 
was  now  flung  on  one  of  the  children  of  Deans,  extended  its 
disgrace  to  all  connected  with  him,  and  Jeanie  felt  herself 
lowered  at  once,  in  her  own  eyes,  and  in  those  of  her  lover. 
It  was  in  vain  that  she  repressed  this  feeling,  as  far  sub- 
ordinate and  too  selfish  to  be  mingled  with  her  sorrow  for 
her  sister's  calajnity.  Nature  prevailed  ;  and  while  she 
shed  tears  for  her  sister's  distress  and  danger,  there  mingled 
with  them  bitter  drops  of  grief  for  her  own  degradation. 

As  Butler  entered,  the  old  man  was  seated  by  the  fire 
with  his  weU-wom  pocket  Bible  in  his  hands,  the  com- 
panion of  the  wanderings  and  dangers  of  his  youth,  and 
bequeathed  to  him  on  the  scaffold  by  one  of  those,  who, 
in  the  year  16S6,  sealed  their  enthusiastic  principles  with 
their  blood.  The  sun  sent  its  rays  through  a  small  window 
at  the  old  man's  back,  and,  "  shining  motty  through  the 
reek,"  to  use  the  expression  of  a  bard  of  that  time  and 
country',  illumined  the  gray  hairs  of  the  old  man,  and  the 
sacred  page  which  he  studied.  His  features,  far  from 
handsome,  and  rather  harsh  and  severe,  had  yet  from  their 
expression  of  habitual  gravity,  and  contempt  of  earthly 
thmgs,  an  expression  of  stoical  dignity  amidst  their  stern- 
ness. He  boasted,  in  no  small  degree,  the  attributes 
which  Southey  ascribes  to  the  ancient  Scandinavians,  whom 
he  terms  "  firm  to  inflict,  and  stubborn  to  endure."  The 
whole  formed  a  picture,  of  which  the  lights  might  have  been 
given  by  Rembrandt,  but  the  outline  would  have  required 
the  force  and  vigour  of  Michael  Angelo. 

Deans  lifted  his  ej-e  as  Butler  entered,  and  instantly  with- 
drew it,  as  from  an  object  which  gave  him  at  once  surprise 
and  sudden  pain.  He  had  assumed  such  high  ground  with 
this  camal-witted  scholar,  as  he  had  in  his  pride  termed 

E 


I30  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

Butler,  that  to  meet  him,  of  all  men,  under  feelings  of 
humiliation,  aggravated  his  misfortune,  and  was  a  con- 
summation like  that  of  the  dying  chief  in  the  old  ballad — 
"  Earl  Percy  sees  my  fall !" 

Deans  raised  the  Bible  with  his  left  hand,  so  as  partly 
to  screen  his  face,  and  putting  back  his  right  as  far  as  he 
could,  held  it  towards  Butler  in  that  position,  at  the  same 
time  turning  his  body  from  him,  as  if  to  prevent  his  seeing 
the  working  of  his  countenance.  Butler  clasped  the  ex- 
tended hand  which  had  supported  his  orphan  infancy,  wept 
over  it,  and  in  vain  endeavoured  to  say  more  than  the  words 
— "  God  comfort  you — God  comfort  you  !  " 

"He  will — He  doth,  my  friend,"  said  Deans,  assuming 
firmness  as  he  discovered  the  agitation  of  his  guest;  "He 
doth  now,  and  He  will  yet  more  in  His  own  gude  time.  I 
harre  been  ower  proud  of  my  sufferings  in  a  gude  cause, 
Reuben,  and  now  I  am  to  be  tried  with  those  whilk  will 
turn  my  pride  and  glory  into  a  reproach  and  a  hissing. 
How  muckle  better  I  hae  thoucht  mysell  than  them  that 
lay  saft,  fed  sweet,  and  drank  deep,  when  I  was  in  the 
moss-haggs  and  moors,  wi'  precious  Donald  Cameron,  and 
worthy  Mr.  Blackadder,  called  Guess-again  ;  and  how  proud 
1  was  o'  being  made  a  spectacle  to  men  and  angels,  having 
stood  on  their  pillory  at  the  Canongate  afore  I  was  fifteen 
years  old,  for  the  cause  of  a  National  Covenant  I  To  think, 
Reuben,  that  I,  wha  hae  been  sae  honoured  and  exalted  in  my 
youth,  nay,  when  I  was  but  a  hafflins  callant,  and  that  hae 
borne  testimony  again  the  defections  o'  the  times  yearly, 
monthly,  daily,  hourly,  minutely,  striving  and  testifying 
with  uplifted  hand  and  voice,  crying  aloud,  and  sparing  not, 
against  all  great  national  snares,  as  the  nation-wasting  and 
church-sinking  abomination  of  union,  toleration,  and  patron- 
age, imposed  by  the  last  woman  of  that  unhappy  race  of 
Stuarts ;  also  against  the  infringements  and  invasions  of 
the  just  powers  of  eldership,  whereanent  I  uttered  my 
paper,  called  a  'Cry  of  an  Howl  in  the  Desert,'  printed  at 
the  Bow-head,  and  sold  by  all  flying  stationers  in  town  and. 
country — and  now " 

Here  he  paused.  It  may  well  be  supposed  that  Butler, 
though  not  absolutely  coinciding  in  all  the  good  old 
man's  ideas  about  church  government,  had  too  much 
consideration  and  humanity  to  interrupt  him,  while  he 
reckoned  up  with  conscious  pride  his  sufferings,  and  the 
constancy  of  his  testimony.     On   the  contrary    when  h# 


THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  131 

paused  under  the  influence  of  the  bitter  recollections  of 
the  moment,  Butler  instantly  threw  in  his  mite  of  en- 
couragement. 

"  You  have  been  well  known,  my  old  and  revered 
friend,  a  true  and  tried  follower  of  the  Cross  ;  one  who, 
as  St.  Jerome  hath  it,  '  per  infatniam  et  bonam  famam 
grassari  ad  immortalitatem,'  which  may  be  freely  ren- 
dered, '  who  rusheth  on  to  immortal  life,  through  bad 
report  and  good  report.'  You  have  been  one  of  those  to 
-whom  the  tender  and  fearful  souls  cry  during  the  mid- 
night solitude,  'Watchman,  what  of  the  night? — Watch- 
man, what  of  the  night?' — ^And,  assuredly,  this  heavy 
dispensation,  as  it  comes  not  without  divine  permission, 
so  it  comes  not  without  its  special  commission  and  use." 

"  I  do  receive  it  as  such,"  said  poor  Deans,  returning 
the  grasp  of  Butler's  hand;  "and  if  I  have  not  been 
taught  to  read  the  Scripture  in  any  other  tongue  but  my 
native  Scottish "  (even  in  his  distress  Butler's  Latin 
quotation  had  not  escaped  his  notice),  "I  have  neverthe- 
less so  learned  them,  that  I  trust  to  bear  even  this  crook 
in  my  lot  with  submission.  But,  oh !  Reuben  Butler, 
the  kirk,  of  whilk,  though  unworthy,  I  have  yet  been 
thought  a  polished  shaft,  and  meet  to  be  a  pillar,  holding, 
from  my  youth  upward,  the  place  of  ruling  elder — what 
will  the  lightsome  and  profane  think  of  the  guid^that 
cannot  keep  his  own  family  from  stumbling?  How  will 
they  take  up  their  song  and  their  reproach,  when  they  see 
that  the  children  of  professors  are  liable  to  as  foul  back- 
sliding as  the  offspring  of  Belial  1  But  I  will  bear  my 
cross  with  the  comfort,  that  whatever  showed  like  good- 
ness in  me  or  mine,  was  but  like  the  light  that  shines  frae 
creeping  insects,  on  the  brae-side,  in  a  dark  nicht— it 
kythes  bright  to  the  ee,  because  all  is  dark  around  it;  but 
when  the  morn  comes  on  the  mountains,  it  is  but  a  puir, 
crawling  kail-worm  after  a'.  And  sae  it  shows,  wi'  ony 
rag  of  human  righteousness,  or  formal  law-work,  that  we 
may  pit  round  us  to  cover  our  shame." 

As  he  pronounced  these  words,  the  door  again  opened, 
and  Mr.  Bartoline  Saddletree  entered,  his  three-pointed  hat 
set  far  back  on  his  head,  with  a  silk  handkerchief  beneath 
it  to  keep  it  in  that  cool  position,  his  gold-headed  cane 
in  his  hand,  and  his  whole  deportment  that  of  a  wealthy 
I  burgher,  who  might  one  day  look  to  have  a  share  in  the 
magistracy  if  not  actually  to  hold  the  curule  chair  itself* 


132  THE  HEART  OF   MlD-LOTHlAN. 

Rochefoucault,  who  has  torn  the  veil  from  so  many 
foul  gangrenes  of  the  human  heart,  says  we  find  some- 
thing not  altogether  unpleasant  to  us  in  the  misfortunes 
of  our  best  friends.  Mr.  Saddletree  would  have  been 
very  angry  had  any  one  told  him  that  he  felt  pleasure  in 
the  disaster  of  poor  Effie  Deans,  and  the  disgrace  of  her 
family ;  and  yet  there  is  great  question  whether  the  grati- 
fication of  playing  the  person  of  importance,  inquiring, 
investigating,  and  laying  down  the  law  on  the  whole 
affair,  did  not  offer,  to  say  the  least,  full  consolation  for 
the  pain  which  pure  sympathy  gave  him  on  account  of  his 
wife's  kinswoman.  He  had  now  got  a  piece  of  real 
judicial  business  by  the  end,  instead  of  being  obliged,  as 
was  his  common  case,  to  intrude  his  opinion  where  it  was 
neither  wished  nor  wanted  ;  and  felt  as  happy  in  the  ex- 
change as  a  boy  when  he  gets  his  first  new  watch,  which 
actually  goes  when  wound  up,  and  has  real  hands  and  a 
true  dial-plate.  But  besides  this  subject  for  legal  disqui- 
sition, Bartoline's  brains  were  also  over-loaded  with  the 
affair  of  Porteous,  his  violent  death,  and  all  its  propable 
consequences  to  the  city  and  community.  It  was  what 
the  French  call  Vemharras  des  richesses,  the  confusion 
arising  from  too  much  mental  wealth.  He  walked  in 
with  a  consciousness  of  double  importance,  full  fraught 
with  the  superiority  of  one  who  possesses  more  imforma- 
tion  ^han  the  company  into  which  he  enters,  and  who 
feels  a  right  to  discharge  his  learning  on  them  without 
mercy.  "Good-morning,  Mr.  Deans — good-morrow  to 
you,  Mr.  Buder  —  I  was  not  aware  that  you  were 
acquainted  with  Mr.  Deans." 

Butler  made  some  slight  answer ;  his  reasons  may  be 
readily  imagined  for  not  making  his  connection  with  the 
family,  which,  in  his  eyes,  had  something  of  tender  mystery, 
a  frequent  subject  of  conversation  with  indifferent  persons, 
such  as  Saddletree. 

The  worthy  burgher,  in  the  plenitude  of  self-importance, 
now  sat  down  upon  a  chair,  wiped  his  brow,  collected  his 
breath,  and  made  the  first  experiment  of  the  resolved  pith 
of  his  lungs,  in  a  deep  and  dignified  sigh,  resembling  a 
groan  in  sound  and  intonation —  "Awfu'  times  these, 
neighbour  Deans,  awfu'  times  !  " 

"  .Sinfu',  shamefu',  heaven-daring  times!"  answered 
Deans,  in  a  lower  and  more  subdued  tone. 

"For    my   part,"  continued    Saddletree,    swelling    with: 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  133 

Importance,  "  what  between  the  distress  of  my  friends,  and 
my  poor  auld  country,  ony  wit  tliat  ever  I  had  may  be  said 
to  have  abandoned  me,  sae  that  I  sometimes  think  myself 
as  ignorant  as  if  I  were  inter  tusticos.  Here  when  I  arise 
in  the  morning,  wi'  my  mind  just  arranged  touching  what's 
to  be  done  in  puir  Effie's  misfortune,  and  hae  gotten  the 
hale  statute  at  my  finger-ends,  the  mob  maun  get  up  and 
string  Jock  Porteous  to  a  dyester's  beam,  and  ding  a'thing 
out  of  my  head  again." 

Deeply  as  he  was  distressed  with  his  own  domestic 
calamity.  Deans  could  not  help  expressing  some  interest 
in  the  news.  Saddletree  immediately  entered  on  details  of 
the  insurrection  and  its  consequences,  while  Butler  took  the 
occasion  to  seek  some  private  conversation  with  Jeanie 
Deans.  She  gave  him  the  opportunity  he  sought  by  leaving 
the  room,  as  if  in  prosecution  of  some  part  of  her  morning 
labour.  Butler  followed  her  in  a  few  minutes,  leaving 
Deans  so  closely  engaged  by  his  busy  visitor,  that  there  was 
little  chance  of  his  observing  their  absence. 

The  scene  of  their  interview  was  an  outer  apartment, 
where  Jeanie  was  used  to  busy  herself  in  arranging  the 
productions  of  her  dairy.  When  Butler  found  an  opportunity 
of  stealing  after  her  into  this  place,  he  found  her  silent, 
dejected,  and  ready  to  burst  into  tears.  Instead  of  the 
active  industrj'  with  which  she  had  been  accustomed,  even 
while  in  the  act  of  speaking,  to  employ  her  hands  in  some 
useful  branch  of  household  business,  she  was  seated  listless 
in  a  corner,  sinking  apparently  under  the  weight  of  her  own 
thoughts.  Yet  the  instant  he  entered,  she  dried  her  eyes, 
and,  with  the  simplicity  and  openness  of  her  character, 
immediately  entered  on  conversation. 

"  I  am  glad  you  have  come  in,  Mr.  Butler,"  said  she, 
"  for — for — for  I  wished  to  tell  ye,  that  all  maun  be  ended 
between  you  and  me — it's  best  for  baith  our  sakes." 

"  Ended  !  "  said  Butler,  in  surprise  ;  "  and  for  what  should 
it  be  ended? — I  grant  this  is  a  heavy  dispensation,  but  it 
lies  neither  at  your  door  nor  mine — it's  an  evil  of  God's 
sending,  and  it  must  be  borne ;  but  it  cannot  break  plighted 
troth,  Jeanie,  while  they  tliat  plighted  their  word  wish  to 
keep  it" 

"But,  Reuben,"  said  the  young  woman,  looking  at  him 
affectionately,  "  I  ken  weel  that  ye  think  mair  of  me  than 
,  yourself ;  and,  Reuben,  I  can  only  in  requital  think  mair  of 
your  weal  than  of  my  ain.     Ye  are  a  man  of  spotless  name, 


134  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

bred  to  God's  ministry,  and  a'  men  say  that  ye  will  som( 
day  rise  high  in  the  kirk,  though  poverty  keep  ye  doun  e'er 
now.  Poverty  is  a  bad  back-friend,  Reuben,  and  that  y( 
ken  ower  weel ;  but  ill-fame  is  a  waur  ane,  and  that  is  i 
truth  ye  sail  never  learn  through  my  means." 

"  What  do  you  mean  ?  "  said  Butler,  eagerly  and  im 
patiently  ;  "  or  how  do  you  connect  your  sister's  guilt,  i 
guilt  there  be,  which,  I  trust  in  God,  may  yet  be  disproved 
with  our  engagement  ? — ^how  can  that  affect  you  or  me  ?  ' 

"  How  can  you  ask  me  that,  Mr.  Butler  ?  Will  this  staii 
d'ye  think,  ever  be  forgotten,  as  lang  as  our  heads  an 
abune  the  grund  ?  WiU  it  not  stick  to  us,  and  to  our  bairns 
and  to  their  very  bairns'  bairns  ?  To  hae  been  the  child  o 
an  honest  man,  might  hae  been  saying  something  for  mt 

and  mine  ;  but  to  be  the  sister  of  a O  my  God  1  "— 

With  this  exclamation  her  resolution  failed,  and  she  burs 
into  a  passionate  fit  of  tears. 

The  lover  used  every  effort  to  induce  her  to  compos 
herself,  and  at  length  succeeded  ;  but  she  only  resumec 
her  composure  to  express  herself  with  the  same  positivenes 
as  before.  "  No,  Reuben,  I'll  bring  disgrace  hame  to  na 
man's  hearth  ;  my  ain  distresses  I  can  bear,  and  I  mauj 
bear,  but  there  is  nae  occasion  for  buckling  them  on  othe 
folk's  shouthers.  I  will  bear  my  load  alone — ^the  back  i 
made  for  the  burden." 

A  lover  is  by  charter  wayward  and  suspicious  ;  an< 
Jeanie's  readiness  to  renounce  their  engagement,  unde 
pretence  of  zeal  for  his  peace  of  mind  and  respectabilit 
of  character,  seemed  to  poor  Butler  to  form  a  portentoii 
combination  with  the  commission  of  the  stranger  he  ha« 
met  with  that  morning.  His  voice  faltered  as  he  aske^ 
'•  whether  nothing  but  a  sense  of  her  sister's  present  distres 
occasioned  her  to  talk  in  that  manner  ?  " 

"  And  what  else  can  do  sae  ?  "  she  replied  withsimplicitj 
"  Is  it  not  ten  long  years  since  we  spoke  together  m  thi 
way  ?  " 

Ten  years  ?  "  said  Butler.     "  It's  a  long  time — suf¥ 
cient  perhaps  for  a  woman  to  weary " 

"  To  weary  of  her  auld  gown,"  said  Jeanie,  "  and  t 
wish  for  a  new  ane  if  she  likes  to  be  brave,  but  not  Ion 
enough  to  weary  of  a  friend. — ^The  eye  may  wish  chaug* 
but  the  heart  never." 

"  Never !  "  said  Reuben — "  that's  a  bold  promise." 

"  But  not  more  bauld  than  true,"  said  Jeanie,  with  tl 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  135 

sanie  quiet  simplicity  which  attended  her  manner  in  joy 
and  grief  in  ordinary  aflairs,  and  in  those  which  most 
interested  her  feelings. 

Butler  paused,  and  looking  at  her  fixedly — "I  am 
charged,"  he  said,  "  with  a  message  to  you,  Jeanie." 

"indeed!  From  whom?  Or  what  can  ony  ane  have 
to  say  to  me  ?  " 

"It  is  from  a  stranger,"  said  Butler,  affecting  to  speak 
with  an  indifference  which  his  voice  belied — "a  young 
man  whom  I  met  this  morning  in  the  Park." 

"  Mercy  !"  said  Jeanie  eagerly  ;  "  and  what  did  he  say  ?  " 

"That  he  did  not  see  you  at  the  hour  he  expected,  but 
required  you  should  meet  him  alone  at  Muschat's  Cairn 
this  night,  so  soon  as  the  moon  rises." 

"  Tell  him,"  said  Jeanie  hastily,  "  I  shall  certainly  come." 

"May  I  ask,"  said  Butler,  his  suspicions  increasing  at 
the  ready  alacrity  of  the  answer,  "who  this  man  is  to 
whom  you  are  so  willing  to  give  the  meeting  at  a  place 
and  hour  so  uncommon  ?  " 

"Folk  maun  do  muckle  they  have  little  will  to  do,  in 
this  world,"  replied  Jeanie. 

"Granted,"  said  her  lover;  "but  what  compels  you  to 
this  ? — who  is  this  person  ?  What  I  saw  of  him  was  not 
very  favourable — who,  or  what  is  he?  " 

"  I  do  not  know,"  replied  Jeanie  composedly. 

"You  do  not  know!"  said  Butler,  stepping  impatiently 
through  the  apartment. — "You  purpose  to  meet  a  young 
man  whom  you  do  not  know,  at  such  a  time,  and  in  a 
place  so  lonely — you  say  you  are  compelled  to  do  this — 
and  yet  you  say  you  do  not  know  the  person  who  exercises 
such  an  influence  over  you! — Jeanie,  what  am  I  to  think 
of  this?" 

"Think  only,  Reuben,  that  I  speak  truth,  as  if  I  were 
to  answer  at  the  last  day. — I  do  not  ken  this  man — I  do 
not  even  ken  that  I  ever  saw  him ;  and  yet  I  must  give 
him  the  meeting  he  asks — there's  life  and  death  upon  it." 

"Will  you  not  tell  your  father,  or  take  him  with  you?" 
said  Butler. 

"  I  cannot,**  said  Jeanie  ;  "  I  have  no  permission." 

"Will  you  let  me  go  with  you?  I  will  wait  in  the  Park 
till  nightfall,  and  join  you  when  you  set  out." 

"It  is  impossible,"  said  Jeanie;  "there  maunna  be 
I  mortal  creature  within  hearing  of  our  conference." 

"  Have  you  considered  well  the  nature  of  what  you  are 


136  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

going  to  do? — the  time — the  place — an  unknown  and 
suspicious  character? — Why,  if  he  had  asked  to  see  you 
in  this  house,  your  father  sitting  in  the  next  room,  and 
within  call,  at  such  an  hour,  you  should  have  refused  to 
see  him." 

"My  weird  maun  be  fulfilled,  Mr.  Butler;  my  life  and 
my  safety  are  in  God's  hands,  but  I'll  not  spare  to  risk 
either  of  them  on  the  errand  I  am  gaun  to  do." 

"Then,  Jeanie,"  said  Butler,  much  displeased,  "we  must 
indeed  break  short  off,  and  bid  farewell.  When  there  can 
be  no  confidence  betwixt  a  man  and  his  plighted  wife  on 
such  a  momentous  topic,  it  is  a  sign  that  she  has  no  longer 
the  regard  for  him  that  makes  their  engagement  safe  and 
suitable." 

Jeanie  looked  at  him  and  sighed.  "  I  thought,"  she 
said,  "that  I  had  brought  myself  to  bear  this  parting — but 
— but — I  did  not  ken  that  we  were  to  part  in  unkindness. 
But  I  am  a  woman  and  you  are  a  man — it  may  be  different 
wi'  you^f  your  mind  is  made  easier  by  thinking  sae  hardly 
of  me,  I  would  not  ask  you  to  think  otherwise." 

"You  are,"  said  Butler,  "what  you  have  always  been 
— wiser,  better,  and  less  selfish  in  your  native  feelings 
than  I  can  be,  with  all  the  helps  philosophy  can  give  to 
a  Christian. — But  why — why  will  you  persevere  in  an 
undertaking  so  desperate?  Wliy  will  you  not  let  me  be 
your  assistant — your  protector,  or  at  least  your  adviser?  " 

"Just  because  I  cannot,  and  1  dare  not," answered  Jeanie. 
— "  But  hark,  what's  that  ?     Surely  my  father  is  no  weel  ?  " 

In  fact,  the  voices  in  the  next  room  became  obstreperously 
loud  of  a  sudden,  the  cause  of  which  vociferation  it  is 
necessary  to  explain  before  we  go  further. 

When  Jeanie  and  Butler  retired,  Mr.  Saddletree  entered 
upon  the  business  which  chiefly  interested  the  family.  In 
the  commencement  of  their  conversation  he  found  old 
Deans,  who,  in  his  usual  state  of  mind,  was  no  granter 
of  propositions,  so  much  subdued  by  a  deep  sense  of  his 
daughter's  danger  and  disgrace,  that  he  heard  without 
replying  to,  or  perhaps  without  understanding,  one  or  two 
learned  disquisitions  on  the  nature  of  the  crime  imputed 
to  her  charge,  and  on  the  steps  which  ought  to  be  taken 
in  consequence.  His  only  answer  at  each  pause  was,  "  I 
am  no  misdoubting  that  you  wuss  us  weel— your  wife's 
our  far-awa  cousin.  ' 

Encouraged  by  these  symptoms  of  acquiescence,  Saddle- 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN  137 

tree,  who,  as  an  amateur  of  the  law,  had  a  supreme 
deference  for  all  constituted  authorities,  again  recurred 
to  his  other  topic  of  interest,  the  murder,  namely,  of  Porteous, 
and  pronounced  a  severe  censure  on  the  parties  concerned. 

"These  are  kittle  times — kittle  times,  Mr.  Deans,  when 
the  people  take  the  power  of  life  and  death  out  of  the  hands 
of  the  rightful  magistrate  into  their  ain  rough  grip.  I  am 
of  opinion,  and  so  I  believe  will  Mr.  Crossmyloof  and  the 
privy  council,  that  this  rising  in  efleir  of  war,  to  take  away 
the  life  of  a  reprieved  man,  will  prove  little  better  than 
Derduellion." 

"  If  I  hadna  that  on  my  mind  whilk  is  ill  to  bear,  Mr. 
Saddletree,"  said  Deans,  "I  wad  mak  bold  to  dispute  that 
point  wi'  you." 

"How  could  you  dispute  what's  plain  law,  man? "said 
Saddletree  somewhat  contemptuously  ;  "  tliere's  no  a  callant 
that  e'er  carried  a  pock  wi'  a  process  in't  but  will  tell  you 
that  perduellion  is  the  warst  and  maist  virulent  kind  of 
treason,  being  an  open  convocating  of  the  king's  lieges 
against  his  authority  (mair  especially  in  arms,  and  by  touk 
of  drum,  to  baith  whilk  accessories  my  een  and  lugs  bore 
witness),  and  muckle  warse  than  lese-majest}',  or  the 
concealment  of  a  treasonable  -purpose. — It  winna  bear  a 
dispute,  neighbour." 

"But  it  will,  though,"  retorted  Douce  David  Deans;  "1 
tell  ye  it  will  bear  a  dispute — I  never  like  your  cauld,  legal, 
formal  doctrines,  neighbour  Saddletree.  I  haud  unco  little 
by  the  Parliament  House,  since  the  awfu'  downfall  of  the 
hopes  of  honest  folk  that  followed  the  Revolution." 

"  But  what  wad  ye  hae  had,  Mr.  Deans?  "  said  Saddletree 
impatiently ;  "  didna  ye  get  baith  liberty  and  conscience 
made  fast,  and  settled  by  tailzie  on  you  and  your  heirs  for 


ever 


5" 


"Mr.  Saddletree,"  retorted  Deans,  "I  ken  ye  are  one  of 
those  that  are  wise  after  the  manner  of  this  world,  and  that 
ye  haud  your  part,  and  cast  in  your  portion,  wi'  the  lang- 
heads  and  lang-gowns,  and  keep  with  the  smart  witty-pated 
lawyers  of  this  our  land. — Weary  on  the  dark  and  dolefu' 
cast  that  they  hae  gien  this  unhappy  kingdom,  when  their 
black  hands  of  defection  were  clasped  In  the  red  hands  of 
our  sworn  murtherers :  when  those  who  had  numbered  the 
towers  of  our  Zion,  and  marked  tlie  bulwarks  of  Reforma- 
tion, saw  their  hope  turn  into  a  snare,  and  their  rejoicing 
into  weeping." 


138  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

"I  canna  understand  this,  neighbour,"  answered  Saddle- 
tree. "I  am  an  honest  Presbyterian  of  the  Kirk  of 
Scotland,  and  stand  by  her  and  the  General  Assembly,  and 
the  due  administration  of  justice  by  the  fifteen  Lords  o' 
Session  and  the  five  Lords  o'  Justiciary." 

"Out  upon  ye,  Mr.  Saddletree !"  exclaimed  David,  who, 
in  an  opportunity  of  giving  his  testimony  on  the  offences 
and  backslidings  of  the  land,  forgot  for  a  moment  his  own 
domestic  calamity — "out  upon  your  General  Assembly,  and 
the  back  of  my  hand  to  your  Court  o'  Session ! — What  is 
the  tane  but  a  waefu'  bunch  o'  cauldrife  professors  and 
ministers,  that  sat  bien  and  warm  when  the  persecuted 
remnant  were  warstling  wi'  hunger,  and  cauld,  and  fear 
o'  death,  and  danger  o'  fire  and  sword,  upon  wet  brae-sides, 
peat-haggs,  and  flow-mosses,  and  that  now  creep  out  of 
their  holes,  like  blue-bottle  flees  in  a  blink  of  sunshine,  to 
take  the  pu'pits  and  places  of  better  folk — of  them  that 
witnessed,  and  testified,  and  fought,  and  endured  pit, 
prison-house,  and  transportation  beyond  seas? — A  bonny 
bike>>there's  o'  them  ! — And  for  your  Court  o'  Session " 

"Ye  may  say  what  ye  will  o'  the  General  Assembly,"  said 
Saddletree,  interrupting  him,  "and  let  them  clear  them 
that  kens  them  ;  but  as  for  the  Lords  o'  Session,  forby  that 
they  are  my  next-door  neighbours,  I  would  have  ye  ken, 
for  your  ain  regulation,  that  to  raise  scandal  anent  them, 
whilk  is  termed  to  murmur  again  them,  is  a  crime  sui generis 
— sui  generis,  Mr.  Deans — ken  ye  what  that  amounts  to?  " 

"  I  ken  little  o'  the  language  of  Antichrist,"  said  Deans  ; 
"and  I  care  less  than  little  what  carnal  courts  may  call 
the  speeches  of  honest  men.  And  as  to  murmur  again 
them,  it's  what  a'  the  folk  that  loses  their  pleas,  and  ninth- 
tenths  o'  them  that  win  them,  will  be  gey  sure  to  be  guilty 
in.  Sae  I  wad  hae  ye  ken  that  I  haud  a'  your  gleg-tongued 
advocates,  that  sell  their  knowledge  for  pieces  of  silver — 
and  your  worldly-wise  judges,  that  will  gie  three  days  ol 
hearing  in  presence  to  a  debate  about  the  peeling  of  aa 
ingan,  and  no  ae  half-hour  to  the  gospel  testimony — £d 
legalists  and  formalists,  countenancing  by  sentences,  ano 
quirks,  and  cunning  terms  of  law,  the  late  begun  courses 
of  national  defections — union,  toleration,  palronagrs,  and 
Yerastian  prelatic  oaths.  As  for  the  soul  and  body-killing 
Court  o'  Justiciary — — " 

The  habit  of  considering  his  life  as  dedicated  to  beair 
testimony  in  behalf  of  what  he  deemed  the  suffering  and 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  139 

deserted  cause  of  true  religion,  had  swe[Jt  honest  David 
along  with  it  thus  far  ;  but  with  the  mention  of  the  criminal 
court,  the  recollection  of  the  disastrous  condition  of  his 
daughter  rushed  at  once  on  his  mind ;  he  stopped  short  in 
the  midst  of  his  triumphant  declamation,  pressed  his  hands 
against  his  forehead,  and  remained  silent 

Saddletree  was  somewhat  moved,  but  apparently  not  so 
much  so  as  to  induce  him  to  relinquish  the  privilege  of 
prosing  in  his  turn  afforded  him  by  David's  sudden  silence. 
"Nae  doubt,  neighbour,"  he  said,  "it's  a  sair  thing 
to  hae  to  do  wi'  courts  of  law,  unless  it  be  to  improve  ane's 
knowledge  and  practique,  by  waiting  on  as  a  hearer;  and 
touching  this  unhappy  affair  of  Effie — ye'll  hae  seen  the 
dittay,  doubtless  ?  "  He  dragged  out  of  his  pocket  a  bundle 
of  papers,  and  began  to  turn  them  over.  "This  is  no  it — 
this  is  the  information  of  Mungo  Marsport,  of  that  ilk, 
against  Captain  Lackland,  for  coming  on  his  lands  of 
Marsport  with  hawks,  hounds,  lying-dogs,  nets,  guns, 
cross-bows,  hagbuts  of  found,  or  other  engines  more  or  less 
for  destruction  of  game,  sic  as  red-deer,  fallow-deer,  capper- 
cailzies,  gray-fowl,  moor-fowl,  paitricks,  herons,  and  sic- 
like  ;  he,  the  said  defender  not  being  ane  qualified  person, 
in  terms  of  the  statute  sixteen  hundred  and  twenty-ane; 
that  is,  not  having  ane  plough-gate  of  land.  Now,  the 
defences  proponed  say,  that  non  constat  at  this  present  what 
is  a  plough-gate  of  land,  whilk  uncertainty  is  suflicient  to 
elide  die  conclusions  of  the  libel.  But  then  the  answers  to 
the  defences  (they  are  signed  by  Mr.  Crossmyloof,  but  Mr. 
Younglad  drew  them),  they  propone,  that  it  signifies 
nsething,  in  hoc  statu,  what  or  how  muckle  a  plough-gate 
of  land  may  be,  in  respect  the  defender  has  nae  lands 
whatso'er,  less  or  mair.  *  Sae  grant  a  plough-gate '  "  (here 
Saddletree  read  from  the  paper  in  his  hand)  "'to  be  less 
than  the  nineteenth  part  of  a  guse's  grass ' — (I  trow  Mr. 
Crossmyloof  put  in  that — I  ken  his  style) — *of  a  guse's 
grass,  what  the  better  will  the  defender  be,  seeing  he  hasna 
a  divot-cast  of  land  in  Scotland? — Advocatus  for  Lackland 
duplies,  that  nihil  interest  de  possessione,  the  pursuer  must 
put  his  case  under  the  statute ' — (now,  tliis  is  worm  your 
nolice,  neighbour) — 'and  must  sho'w, fonnaliter et speciaiiter, 
as  well  as  gemraliter,  what  is  the  qualification  that  defender 
Lackland  does  not  possess — let  him  tell  me  what  a  plough- 
gate  of  land  is,  and  I'll  tell  him  if  I  have  one  or  no.  Surely 
'  the  pursuer  is  bound  to  understand  his  own  libel,  and  his 


14-0  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

own  statute  that  he  founds  upon.  Titius  pursues  McEvius 
for  recovery  of  ane  black  horse  lent  to  Masvius — surely  he 
shall  have  judgment;  but  if  Titius  pursue  Majvius  for  ane 
scarlet  or  crimson  horse,  doubtless  he  shall  be  bound  to  show 
that  there  is  sic  ane  animal  in  rerum  natura.  No  man  can 
be  bound  to  plead  to  nonsense — that  is  to  say,  to  a  charge 
which  cannot  be  explained  or  understood ' — (he's  wrang 
there — the  better  the  pleadings  the  fewer  understand  them) 
— '  and  so  the  reference  unto  this  undefined  and  unintelligible 
measure  of  land  is,  as  if  a  penalty  was  inflicted  by  statute 
for  any  man  who  suld  hunt  or  hawk,  or  use  lying-dogs,  and 

wearing  a  sky-blue  pair  of  breeches,  without   having ' 

But  I  am  wearying  you,  Mr.  Deans—we'll  pass  to  your  ain 
business — though  this  case  of  Marsport  against  Lackland 
has  made  an  unco  din  in  the  Outer  House.  Weel,  here's 
the  dittay  against  puir  Effie  :  '  Whereas  it  is  humbly  meant 
and  shown  to  us,'  etc.  (they  are  words  of  mere  style),  '  that 
whereas,  by  the  laws  of  this  and  every  other  well-regulated 
realm,  the  murder  of  any  one,  more  especially  of  an  infant 
child,  is  a  crime  of  ane  high  nature,  and  severely  punish- 
able :  And  whereas,  without  prejudice  to  the  aforesaid 
generality,  it  was,  by  ane  act  made  in  the  second  session 
of  the  First  Parliament  of  our  most  High  and  Dread 
Sovereigns  William  and  Mary,  especially  enacted,  that  ane 
woman  who  shpll  have  concealed  her  condition,  and  shall 
not  be  able  to  show  that  she  hath  called  for  help  at  the  birth, 
in  case  that  the  child  shall  be  found  dead  or  amissing,  shall 
be  deemed  and  held  guilty  of  the  murder  thereof;  and  the 
said  facts  of  concealment  and  pregnancy  being  found  proven 
or  confessed,  shall  sustain  the  pains  of  law  accordingly  ;  yet, 
nevertheless,  you,  Effie,  or  Euphemia  Deans ' " 

'*  Read  no  further !  "  said  Deans,  raising  his  head  up ; 
"  I  would  rather  ye  thrust  a  sword  into  my  heart  than  read 
a  word  further !  " 

"Weel,  neighbour,"  said  Saddletree,  "I  thought  it  wad 
hae  comforted  ye  to  ken  the  best  and  the  warst  o't  But  the 
question  is,  what's  to  be  dune  ?  " 

"Nothing,"  answered  Deani>  firmly,  "but  to  abide  the 
dispensation  that  the  Lord  sees  meet  to  send  us.  Oh,  if  it 
had  been  His  will  to  take  the  gray  head  to  rest  before  this 
awful  visitation  on  my  house  and  name  I  But  His  will  be 
done.     I  can  say  that  yet,  though  I  can  say  little  main" 

"  But,  neighbour,"  said  Saddletree,  "ye'll  retain  advocate^ 
for  the  puir  lassie  ?  it's  a  thing  maun  needs  be  thought  of.1 


^  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  141 

"If  there  was  ae  man  of  them,"  answered  Deans,  "that 
held  fast  his  integrity — but  I  ken  them  weel,  they  are  a' 
carnal,  crafty,  and  warld-hunting  self-seekers,  Yerastians, 
and  Arminians,  every  ana  o'  them." 

"  Hout  tout,  neighbour,  ye  maunna  tak  the  warld  at  its 
word,"  said  Saddletree  ;  "  the  very  deil  is  no  sae  ill  as  he's 
ca'd  ;  and  I  ken  mair  than  ae  advocate  that  may  be  said  to 
hae  some  integrity  as  weel  as  their  neighbours ;  tliat  is, 
after  a  sort  o'  fashion  o'  their  ain." 

"  It  is  indeed  but  a  fashion  of  integrity  that  ye  will  find 
amang  them,"  replied  David  Deans,  "and  a  fashion  of 
wisdom,  and  fashion  of  carnal  learning — gazing,  glancing- 
glasses  tliey  are,  fit  only  to  fling  the  glaiks  in  folk's  een,  \vi' 
tlieir  pawky  policy,  and  earthly  ingine,  their  flights  and 
refinements,  and  periods  of  eloquence,  frae  heathen  emperors 
and  popish  canons.  They  canna,  in  that  daft  trash  ye  were 
reading  to  me,  sae  muckle  as  ca'  men  that  are  sae  ill-starred 
as  to  be  amang  their  hands,  by  ony  name  o'  the  dis- 
pensation o'  grace,  but  maun  new  baptise  them  by  the  names 
of  tlie  accursed  Titus,  wha  was  made  the  instrument  of 
burning  the  holy  Temple,  and  other  sic  like  heathens." 

"It's  Tishius,"  interrupted  Saddletree,  "and  no  Titus. 
Mr.  Crossmyloof  cares  as  little  about  Titus  or  the  Latin  as 
ye  do.  But  it's  a  case  of  necessity — she  maun  hae  counsel. 
Now,  I  could  speak  to  Mr.  Crossmyloof — he's  weel  ken'd 
for  a  round-spun  Presbyterian,  and  a  ruling  elder  to  boot." 

"He's  a  rank  Yerastian,"  replied  Deans;  "one  of  the 
public  and  polititious  warldly-wise  men  that  stude  up  to 
prevent  ane  general  owning  of  the  cause  in  tlie  day  of 
power." 

"What  say  ye  to  the  auld  Laird  of  Cuffabout?"  said 
Saddletree  ;  "  he  whiles  tliumps  tJie  dust  out  of  a  case  gey 
and  well." 

"  He  ?  the  fause  loon  !  "  answered  Deans — "  he  was  in  his 
bandaliers  to  hae  joined  the  ungracious  Highlanders  in  1715, 
an  tliey  had  ever  had  the  luck  to  cross  the  Firth." 

"Weel,  Arniston  ?  there's  a  clever  chield  for  yel"  said 
Bartoline  triumphantly. 

"  Ay,  to  bring  popish  medals  in  till  their  very  library  from 
that  schismatic  woman  in  tlie  north,  the  Duchess  of  Gordon." 

"  Weel,  weel,  but  somebody  ye  maun  hae. — Wliat  think 
ye  o'  Kittlepunt?" 

"  He's  an  Arminian." 

"  Woodsetter  ?  " 


m 


142  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

"  He's,  I  doubt,  a  Cocceian." 

"  Auld  Whilliewhaw  ?  " 

"  He's  onything  ye  like." 

"  Young  Nasmmo  ?  " 

"  He's  naething  at  a'." 

"  Ye're  ill  to  please,  neighbour,"  said  Saddletree  :  "I  hae 
run  ower  the  pick  o'  them  for  you,  ye.  maun  e'en  choose  for 
yoursell ;  but  bethink  ye  that  in  the  multitude  of  counsellors 
there's  safety. — What  say  ye  to  try  young  Mackenyie  ?  he 
has  a'  his  uncle's  '  Pratiques  '  at  the  tongue's  end." 

"  What,  sir,  wad  ye  speak  to  me,"  exclaimed  the  sturdy 
Presbyterian  in  excessive  wrath,  "  about  a  man  that  has 
the  blood  of  the  saints  at  his  fingers'  ends  ?  Didna  his  erne 
die  and  gang  to  his  place  wi'  the  name  of  the  Bluidy 
Mackenyie  ?  and  winna  he  be  ken'd  by  that  name  sae  lang 
as  there's  a  Scots  tongue  to  speak  the  word  ?  If  the  life  of 
the  dear  bairn  that's  under  a  suffering  dispensation,  and 
Jeanie's,  and  my  ain,  and  a'  mankind's  depended  on  my 
asking  sic  a  slave  o'  Satan  to  speak  a  word  for  me  or  them, 
they  should  a'  gae  doun  the  water  thegither  for  Davie 
Deans  I  " 

It  was  the  exalted  tone  in  which  he  spoke  this  last 
sentence  that  broke  up  the  conversation  between  Butler  and 
Jeanie,  and  brought  them  both  "ben  the  house,"  to  use  the 
language  of  the  country.  Here  they  found  the  poor  old 
man  half  frantic  between  grief  and  zealous  ire  against 
Saddletree's  proposed  measures,  his  cheek  inflamed,  his 
hand  clenched,  and  his  voice  raised,  while  the  tear  in  his 
eye,  and  the  occasional  quiver  of  his  accents,  showed  that 
his  utmost  efforts  were  inadequate  to  shaking  off  the 
consciousness  of  his  misery.  Butler,  apprehensive  of  the 
consequences  of  his  agitation  to  an  aged  and  feeble  frame, 
ventured  to  utter  to  him  a  recommendation  to  patience. 

"  I  am  patient,"  returned  the  old  man  sternly — "  more 
patient  than  any  one  who  is  alive  to  the  woeful  backslidings 
of  a  miserable  time  can  be  patient ;  and  in  so  much,  that  I 
need  neither  sectarians,  nor  sons  nor  grandsons  of  sectarians, 
to  instruct  my  gray  hairs  how  to  bear  my  cross." 

"  But,  sir,"  continued  Butler,  taking  no  offence  at  the 
slur  cast  on  his  grandfather's  faith,  "  we  must  use  human 
means.  When  you  call  in  a  physician,  you  would  not,  1 
suppose,  question  him  on  the  nature  of  his  religious 
principles  ?  " 

"  Wad  I  no  ?  answered  David — "  but  I  wad,  though ; 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  X43 

and  if  he  didna  satisfy  me  that  he  had  a  right  sense  of  the 
right-hand  and  left-hand  defections  of  the  day,  not  a  goutte 
of  his  physic  should  gang  through  my  father's  son." 

It  is  a  dangerous  thing  to  trust  to  an  illustration.  Butler 
had  done  so  and  miscarried  ;  but,  like  a  gallant  soldier 
when  his  musket  misses  5re,  he  stood  his  ground,  and 
charged  with  the  bayonet — "This  is  too  rigid  an  interpre- 
tation of  your  duty,  sir.  The  sun  shines,  and  the  rain 
descends,  on  the  just  and  unjust,  and  they  are  placed 
together  in  life  in  circumstances  which  frequently  render 
intercourse  between  them  indispensable,  perhaps  that  the 
evil  may  have  an  opportunity  of  being  converted  by  the 
good,  and  perhaps,  also,  that  the  righteous  might,  among 
other  trials,  be  subjected  to  that  of  occasional  converse  with 
the  profane." 

"Ye're  a  silly  callant,  Reuben,"  answered  Deans,  "with 
your  bits  of  argument.  Can  a  man  touch  pitch  and  not 
be  defiled?  Or  what  think  ye  of  the  brave  and  worthy 
champions  of  the  Covenant,  that  wadna  sae  muckle  as  hear 
a  minister  speak,  be  his  gifts  and  graces  as  they  would, 
that  hadna  witnessed  against  the  enormities  of  the  day? 
Nae  lawyer  shall  ever  speak  for  me  and  mine  that  hasna 
concurred  in  the  testimony  of  the  scattered,  yet  lovelj 
remnant,  which  abode  in  the  clifts  of  the  rocks." 

So  saying,  and  as  if  fatigued,  both  with  the  arguments 
and  presence  of  his  guests,  the  old  man  arose,  and  seeming 
to  bid  them  adieu  with  a  motion  of  his  head  and  hand,  went 
to  shut  himself  up  in  his  sleeping  apartment. 

"  It's  thrawing  his  daughter's  life  awa,"  said  Saddletree 
to  Butler,  "to  hear  him  speak  in  that  daft  gait  Where 
will  he  ever  get  a  Cameronian  advocate?  Or  wha  ever 
heard  of  a  lawyer's  suffering  either  for  ae  religion  or 
another?     The  lassie's  life  is  clean  flung  awa," 

During  the  latter  part  of  this  debate,  Dumbiedikes  had 
arrived  at  the  door,  dismounted,  hung  the  pony's  bridle  on 
the  usual  hook,  and  sunk  down  on  his  ordinary  settle-  His 
eyes,  with  more  than  their  usual  animation,  followed  first 
one  speaker,  then  another,  till  he  caught  the  melancholy  sense 
of  the  whole  from  Saddletree's  last  words.  He  rose  up 
from  his  seat,  stumped  slov/ly  across  the  room,  and,  coming 
close  to  Saddletree's  ear,  said,  in  a  tremulous,  anxious  voice, 
••  Will — will  siller  do  naething  for  them,  Mr.  Saddletree  ?  " 

"Umphl"  said  Saddletree,  looking  grave,  "siller  will 
certainly  do  it  in  the  Parliament  House,  if  onything  can  do 


144  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  i 

it ;  but  where's  the  siller  to  come  frae ;  Mr.  Deans,  ye  see,  1 
will  do  naething  :  and  though  Mrs.  Saddletree's  their  far-awa 
friend,  and  right  good  weel-wisher,  and  is  weel  disposed  to 
assist,  yet  she  wadna  like  to  stand  to  be  bound  singidi  in 
solidum  to  such  an  expensive  wark.  An  ilka  friend  wad 
bear  a  share  o'  the  burden,  something  might  be  dune — ilka 
ane  to  be  liable  for  their  ain  input — I  wadna  like  to  see  the 
case  fa'  through  without  being  pled — it  wadna  be  creditable, 
for  a'  that  daft  whig  body  says." 

"I'll — I  will — yes"  (assuming  fortitude),  "I  will  be 
answerable,"  said  Dumbiedikes,  "for  a  score  of  punds 
sterling." — And  he  was  silent,  staring  in  astonishment  at 
finding  himself  capable  of  such  unwonted  resolution  and 
excessive  generosity. 

"God  Almighty  bless  ye,  Laird!"  said  Jeanie,  in  a 
transport  of  gratitude. 

"Ye  may  ca'  the  twenty  punds  thretty,"  said  Dumbie- 
dikes, looking  bashfully  away  from  her,  and  towards 
Saddletree. 

"That  will  do  bravely,"  said  Saddletree,  rubbing  his 
hands  ;  "  and  ye  shall  hae  a'  my  skill  and  knowledge  to  gar 
the  siller  gang  far — I'll  tape  it  out  well — I  ken  how  to  gar 
the  birkies  take  short  fees,  and  be  glad  o'  them  too  —  it's 
only  garring  them  trow  ye  hae  twa  or  three  cases  of  import- 
ance coming  on,  and  they'll  work  cheap  to  get  custom. 
Let  me  alane  for  whillywhaing  an  advocate  ;  its  nae  sin 
to  get  as  muckle  frae  them  for  our  siller  as  we  can — after 
a',  it's  but  the  wind  o'  their  mouth — it  costs  them  naething ; 
whereas,  in  my  wretched  occupation  of  a  saddler,  horse- 
milliner,  and  harness-maker,  we  are  out  unconscionable 
sums  just  for  barkened  hides  and  leather." 

"  Can  I  be  of  no  use?  "  said  Butler.  "  My  means,  alas! 
are  only  worth  the  black  coat  I  wear ;  but  I  am  young — 
I  owe  much  to  the  family. — Can  I  do  nothing  ?  " 

"Ye  can  help  to  collect  evidence,  sir,"  said  Saddletree; 
"if  we  could  but  find  ony  ane  to  say  she  had  gien  the 
least  hint  o'  her  condition,  she  wad  be  brought  alf  wi'  a 
wat  finger — Mr.  Crossmyloof  tell'd  me  sae.  The  crown, 
says  he,  canna  be  craved  to  prove  a  positive — was't  a 
positive  or  a  negative  they  couldna  be  ca'd  to  prove  ? — it 
was  the  tane  or  the  tither  o'  them,  I  am  sure,  and  it 
maksna  muckle  matter  whilk.  Wherefore,  says  he,  the 
libel  maun  be  redargued  by  the  panel  proving  her 
defences.     And  it  canna  be  done  otherwise." 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  145 

"But  the  fact,  sir,"  arijued  Butler,  "the  fact  that  this 
poor  girl  has  borne  a  child ;  surely  tlie  crown  lawyers 
must  prove  that  ?  "  said  Butler. 

Saddletree  paused  a  moment,  while  the  visage  of 
Dumbiedikes,  which  traversed,  as  if  it  had  been  placed  on 
a  pivot,  from  the  one  spokesman  to  the  other,  assumed  a 
more  blithe  expression. 

"Ye — ye — ye — es,"  said  Saddletree,  after  some  grave 
hesitation;  "unquestionably  that  is  a  thing  to  be  proved, 
as  the  court  will  more  fully  declare  by  an  interlocutor  of 
relevancy  in  common  form ;  but  I  fancy  that  job's  done 
already,  for  she  has  confessed  her  guilt." 

"Confessed  the  murder?"  exclaimed  Jeanie,  with  a 
scream  that  made  them  all  start. 

"No,  1  didna  say  that,"  replied  Bartoline.  "But  she 
confessed  bearing  the  babe." 

"And  what  became  of  it  then?'"  said  Jeanie,  "for  not 
a  word  could  I  get  from  her  but  bitter  sighs  and  tears." 

"  She  says  it  was  taken  away  from  her  by  the  woman  in 
whose  house  it  was  born,  and  wiio  assisted  her  at  the  time." 

"And  who  was  that  woman?"  said  Butler.  "Surely 
by  her  means  the  truth  might  be  discovered. — Who  was 
she?     I  will  fly  to  her  directly." 

"I  wish,"  said  Dumbiedikes,  "1  were  as  young  and 
as  supple  as  you,  and  had  the  gift  of  the  gab  as  weel." 

"Who  is  she?"  again  reiterated  Butler  impatiently. — 
"  Who  could  that  woman  be  ?  " 

"Ay,  wha  kens  that  but  hersell?"  said  Saddletree; 
"she  deponed  further,  and  declined  to  answer  that  inter- 
rogatory." 

"Then  to  herself  will  I  instantly  go,"  said  Butler; 
"farewell,  Jeanie;"  then  coming  close  up  to  her — "Take 
no  rash  steps  till  you  hear  from  me.  Farewell  1 "  and  he 
immediately  left  the  cottage. 

"I  wad  gang  too,"  said  the  landed  proprietor,  in  an 
anxious,  jealous,  and  repining  tone,  "  but  mv  powny 
winna  for  the  life  o'  me  gang  ony  other  road  than  just 
frae  Dumbiedikes  to  this  house  end,  and  sae  straight  back 
again." 

"  Ye'll  do  better  for  them,"  said  Saddletree,  as  they  left 
the  house  together,  "by  sending  me  the  thretty  punds." 

"Thretty  punds!"  hesitated  Dumbiedikes,  who  was 
now  out  of  the  reach  of  those  eyes  which  had  inflameJ 
his  generosity  ;  "  I  only  said  twenty  punds." 


146-  THE  HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN, 

"Ay;  but,"  said  Saddletree,  "that  was  under  protesta- 
tion to  add  and  elk ;  and  so  ye  craved  leave  to  amend 
your  libel  and  made  it  thretty." 

"  Did  I  ?  I  dinna  mind  that  I  did,"  answered  Dumbie- 
dikes.  "But  whatever  I  said  I'll  stand  to."  Then  be- 
striding his  steed  with  some  difliculty,  he  added,  "Dinna 
ye  think  poor  Jeanie's  een  wi'  the  tears  in  them  glanced 
like  lainour  beads,  Mr.  Saddletree  ?  " 

"I  kenna  muckle  about  women's  een.  Laird,"  replied 
the  insensible  Bartoline ;  "and  I  care  just  as  little.  I 
wuss  I  were  as  weel  free  o'  their  tongues ;  though  few 
wives,"  he  added,  recollecting  the  necessity  of*  keeping  up 
his  character  for  domestic  rule,  "are  under  better  command 
than  mine.  Laird.  I  allow  neither  perduellion  nor  lese- 
majesty  against  my  sovereign  authority." 

The  Laird  saw  nothing  so  important  in  this  observa- 
tion as  to  call  for  a  rejoinder,  and  when  they  had  exchanged 
a  mute  salutation,  they  parted  in  peace  upon  their  different 

errands. 

I 

CHAPTER  XIII. 

1 11  warrant  that  fellow  from  drowning,  were  the  ship  no 
stronger  than  a  nut-shell.  The  Tempest. 

BuTi.ER  felt  neither  fatigue  nor  want  of  refreshment, 
although,  from  the  mode  in  which  he  had  spent  the 
night,  he  had  might  well  have  been  overcome  with 
either.  But  in  the  earnestness  with  which  he  hastened 
to  the  assistance  of  the  sister  of  Jeanie  Deans,  he  forgot 
bbth. 

In  his  first  progress  he  walked  with  so  rapid  a  pace  as 
almost  approached  to  running,  when  he  was  surprised  to 
hear  behind  him  a  call  upon  his  name,  contending  with 
an  asthmatic  cough,  and  half-drowned  amid  the  resound- 
ing trot  of  a  Highland  pony.  He  looked  behind,  and  saw 
the  Laird  of  Dumbiedikes  making  after  him  with  what 
speed  he  might,  for  it  happened,  fortunately  for  the 
Laird's  purpose  of  conversing  with  Butler,  that  his  own 
road  homeward  was  for  about  two  hundred  yards  the 
same  with  that  which  led  by  the  nearest  way  to  the  city. 
Butler  stopped  when  he  heard  himself  thus  summoned, 
internally  wishing  no  good  to  the  panting  equestrain  who 
tlius  retarded  his  journey. 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTIHANr  147 

"  Uh  I  uh !  uh  1  "  ejaculated  Dumbiedikes,  as  he 
checked  the  hobbling  pace  of  the  pony  by  our  friend 
Butler.  "  Uh  !  uh  !  it's  a  hard-set,  willyard  beast  this 
o'  mine."  He  had,  in  fact,  just  overtaken  the  object  of  his 
chase  at  the  very  point  beyond  which  it  would  have  been 
absolutely  impossible  for  him  to  have  continued  the  pur- 
suit, since  there  Butler's  road  parted  from  that  leading  to 
Dumbiedikes,  and  no  means  of  influence  or  compulsion 
which  the  rider  could  possibly  have  used  towards  his 
Bucephalus  could  have  induced  the  Celtic  obstinacy  of 
Rory  Bean  (such  was  the  pony's  name)  to  have  diverged 
a  yard  from  the  path  that  conducted  him  to  his  own 
paddock. 

Even  when  he  had  recovered  from  the  shortness  of 
breath  occasioned  by  a  trot  much  more  rapid  than  Rory 
or  he  were  accustomed  to,  the  high  purpose  of  Dumbie- 
dikes seemed  to  stick  as  it  were  in  his  throat,  and  impede 
his  utterance,  so  that  Butler  stood  for  nearly  three 
minutes  ere  he  could  utter  a  syllable  ;  and  when  he  did 
find  voice,  it  was  only  to  say,  after  one  or  two  efiorts, 
"  Uh !  uh  !  uhm  I  I  say,  Mr. — Mr.  Butler,  it's  a  braw 
day  for  the  har'st." 

"  Fine  day,  indeed,"  said  Butler.  "  I  wish  you  good- 
morning,  sir." 

"  Stay — stay  a  bit,"  rejoined  Dumbiedikes  ;  "  that  was 
no  what  I  had  gotten  to  say." 

"  Then  pray  be  quick,  and  let  me  have  your  com- 
mands," rejoined  Butler ;  "I  crave  your  pardon,  but 
I  am  in  haste,  and  Tempus  nemini — ^you  know  the 
proverb." 

Dumbiedikes  did  not  know  the  proverb,  nor  did  he  ever 
take  the  trouble  to  endeavour  to  look  as  if  he  did,  as 
others  in  his  place  might  ha^•e  done.  He  was  concen- 
trating all  his  intellects  for  one  grand  proposition,  and 
could  not  afford  any  detachment  to  defend  outposts.  "  I 
say,  Mr.  Butler,"  said  he,  "  ken  ye  if  Mr.  Saddletree's  a 
great  la^vyer  ?  " 

"  I  have  no  person's  word  for  it  but  bis  own,"  answered 
Butler  drily  ;  "  but  undoubtedly  he  best  understands  his 
own  qualities." 

"  Umph  1  "  replied  the  taciturn  Dumbiedikes,  in  a 
tone  which  seemed  to  say,  "  Mr.  Butler,  I  take  your 
meaning."  "  In  that  case,"  he  pursued,  "  I'll  employ 
my    ain    man    o'    business,    Nickil   No\dt    (auld    Nichil's 


MB  the   heart   of   MID-LOTHIAN. 

son,  and  amaist  as  gleg  as  his  father),  to  agent  Effie's 
plea." 

And  having  thus  displayed  more  sagacity  than  Butler 
expected  from  him,  he  courteously  touched  his  gold-laced 
cocked  hat,  and  by  a  punch  on  the  ribs  conveyed  to  Rory 
Bean,  it  was  his  rider's  pleasure  that  he  should  forthwith 
proceed  homewards  ;  a  hint  which  the  quadruped  obeyed 
with  that  degree  of  alacrity  with  which  men  and  animals 
interpret  and  obey  suggestions  that  entirely  correspond 
with  their  own  inclinations. 

Butler  resumed  his  pace,  not  without  a  momentary 
revival  of  that  jealousy  which  the  honest  Laird's  attention 
to  the  family  of  Deans  had  at  different  times  excited  in 
his  bosom.  But  he  was  too  generous  long  to  nurse  any 
feeling  which  was  allied  to  selfishness.  "  He  is,"  said 
Butler  to  himself,  "  rich  in  what  I  want ;  why  should  I 
feel  vexed  that  he  has  the  heart  to  dedicate  some  of  his 
pelf  to  render  them  services,  which  I  can  only  form  the 
empty  wish  of  executing  ?  In  God's  name,  let  us  each 
do  what  we  can.  May  she  be  but  happy  I — saved  from 
the  misery  and  disgrace  that  seems  impending. — Let  me 
but  find  the  means  of  preventing  the  fearful  experiment 
of  this  evening,  and  farewell  to  other  thoughts,  tliough 
my  heart-strings  break  in  parting  with  them  1  " 

He  redoubled  his  pace,  and  soon  stood  before  the  door 
of  the  Tolbooth,  or  rather  before  the  entrance  where  the 
door  had  formerly  been  placed.  His  interview  with  the 
mysterious  stranger,  the  message  to  Jcanie,  his  agitating 
conversation  with  her  on  the  subject  of  breaking  off  their 
mutual  engagements,  and  the  interesting  scene  with  old 
Deans,  had  so  entirely  occupied  his  mind  as  to  drown 
even  recollection  of  the  tragical  event  which  he  had 
witnessed  the  preceding  evening.  HLs  attention  was  not 
recalled  to  it  by  the  groups  who  stood  scattered  on  the 
street  in  conversation,  which  they  hushed  when  strangers 
approached,  or  by  the  bustling  search  of  the  agents  of 
the  city  police,  supported  by  small  parties  of  the  military, 
or  by  the  appearance  of  the  guard -house,  before  which 
were  treble  sentinels,  or.  finally,  by  the  subdued  and 
intimidated  looks  of  the  lower  orders  of  society,  who, 
conscious  that  they  were  liable  to  suspicion,  if  they  were 
not  guilty  of  accession  to  a  riot  likely  to  be  strictly 
inquired  mto,  glided  about  with  a  humble  and  dismayed 
aspect,    like   men   whose   sjidrits   being   exhausted  in   the 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  149 

revel  and  the  dangers  of  a  desp>erate  debauch  over-night, 
are  nerve-shaken,  timorous,  and  unenterprising  on  the 
succeeding  day. 

None  of  tliese  symptoms  of  alarm  and  trepidation  struck 
Butler,  whose  mind  was  occupied  with  a  different,  and, 
to  him,  still  more  interesting  subject,  until  he  stood  before 
the  entrance  to  the  prison,  and  saw  it  defended  by  a  double 
tile  of  grenadiers,  instead  of  bolts  and  bars.  Their  "  Stand, 
stand  1  "  the  blackened  appearance  of  the  doorless  gateway, 
and  the  winding  staircase  and  apartments  of  the  Tolbooth, 
now  open  to  the  public  eye,  recalled  the  whole  proceedings 
of  the  eventful  night.  Upon  his  requesting  to  speak  with 
Elhe  Deans,  tlie  same  tall,  thin,  silver-haired  turnkey, 
whom  he  had  seen  on  the  preceding  evening,  made 
his  appearance. 

"  I  think,"  he  replied  to  Butler's  request  of  admission, 
with  true  Scottish  indirectness,  "  ye  will  be  the  same  lad 
that  was  for  in  to  see  her  yestreen  ?  " 

Butler  admitted  he  was  the  same  person. 

"  Aiid  I  am  thinking,"  pursued  the  turnkey,  "  that  ye 
speered  at  me  when  we  locked  up,  and  if  we  locked  up 
earlier  on  account  of  Porteous  ?  " 

"  Very  liicely  I  might  make  some  such  observation," 
said  Butler  ;  "  but  the  question  now  is,  can  I  see  Effie 
Deans  ?  " 

"  I  dinna  ken — gang  in  by,  and  up  the  turnpike  stair, 
and  turn  till  the  ward  on  the  left  hand." 

The  old  man  followed  close  behind  him,  with  his  keys 
in  his  hand,  not  forgetting  even  that  huge  one  which  had 
once  opened  and  shut  the  outward  gate  of  his  dominions, 
though  at  present  it  was  but  an  idle  and  useless  burden. 
No  sooner  had  Butler  entered  the  room  to  which  he  was 
directed,  than  the  experienced  hand  of  the  warder  selected 
the  proper  key,  and  locked  it  on  the  outside.  At  first 
Butler  conceived  this  manoeuvre  was  only  an  effect  of  the 
man's  habitual  and  official  caution  and  jealousy.  But  when 
he  heard  the  hoarse  command,  "  Turn  out  the  guard  I  ** 
and  immediately  afterwards  heard  the  clash  of  a  sentinel's 
arms,  as  he  was  posted  at  the  door  of  his  apartment, 
he  again  called  out  to  the  turnkey,  "  My  good  friend, 
I  have  business  of  some  consequence  with  Efi&e  Deans, 
and  I  beg  to  see  her  as  soon  as  possible."  No  answer 
was  returned.  "  If  it  be  against  your  rules  to  admit  me," 
repeated  Butler  in  a  still  louder  tone,  "  to  see  the  prisoner, 


ISO  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

I  beg-  you  will  tell  me  so,  and  let  me  go  about  my  business. 
— Fugit  irrevocahile  tempus!''''  muttered  he  to  himself. 

"If  ye  had  business  to  do,  ye  suld  hae  dune  it  before 
ye  cam  hero,"  replied  the  man  of  keys  from  the  outside  ; 
"  ye'll  find  it's  easier  vvunnin  in  than  wunnin  out  here — 
there's  sma'  likelihood  o'  another  Porteous  mob  coming 
to  rabble  us  again — the  law  will  haud  her  ain  now,  neigh- 
bour, and  that  ye'll  find  to  your  cost." 

"What  do   you    mean   by   that,    sir?"    retorted   Butler. 
"You  must  mistake  me  for  some  other  person.     My  name 
is  Reuben  Butler,  preacher  of  the  Gospel." 
'  I  ken  that  weel  enough,"  said  the  turnkey. 

"  Well,  then,  if  you  know  me,  I  have  a  right  to  know 
from  you  in  return,  what  warrant  you  have  for  detaining 
me  ;  that,  I  know,  is  the  right  of  every  British  subject." 

"Warrant!"  said  the  jailor — "the  warrant's  awa  to 
J-Iberton  wi'  twa  sheriff  officers  seeking  ye.  If  ye  had 
stayed  at  hame,  as  honest  men  should  do,  ye  wad  hae  seen 
the  warrant ;  but  if  ye  come  to  be  incarcerated  of  your  ain 
accord,  wha  can  help  it,  my  jo  ?  " 

"So  I  cannot  see  Effie  Deans,  then,"  said  Butler;  "and 
you  are  determined  not  to  let  me  out  ?  " 

"Troth  will  I  no,  neighbour,"  answered  ihe  old  man 
doggedly;  "as  for  Effie  Deans,  ye'll  hae  eneuch  ado  to 
mind  your  ain  business,  and  let  her  mind  hers ;  and  for 
letting  you  out,  that  maun  be  as  the  magistrate  will 
determine.  And  fare  ye  weel  for  a  bit,  for  I  maun  see 
Deacon  Sawyers  put  on  ane  or  twa  o'  the  doors  that  your 
quiet  folk  broke  down  yesternight,  Mr.  Butler." 

There  was  something  in  this  exquisitely  provoking,  but 
there  was  also  something  darkly  alarming.  To  be  im- 
prisoned, even  on  a  false  accusation,  has  something  in 
it  disagreeable  and  menacing  even  to  men  of  more  con- 
stitutional courage  than  Butler  had  to  boast ;  for  although 
he  had  much  of  that  resolution  which  arises  from  a  sense 
of  duty  and  an  honourable  desire  to  discharge  it,  yet, 
as  his  imagination  was  lively,  and  his  frame  of  body 
delicate,  he  was  far  from  possessing  that  cool  insensibility 
to  danger  which  is  the  happy  portion  of  men  of  stronger 
health,  more  firm  nerves,  and  less  acute  sensibility.  An 
indistinct  idea  of  peril,  which  he  could  neither  understand 
nor  ward  off,  seemed  to  float  before  his  eyes.  He  tried 
to  think  over  the  events  of  the  preceding  night,  in  hopes 
of  discovering   some    means    of  explaining   or   vindicating 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  131 

his  conduct  for  appearing  among  tlie  mob,  since  it 
immediately  occurred  to  him  that  nis  detention  must  be 
founded  on  that  circumstance.  And  it  was  with  anxiety 
that  he  found  he  could  not  recollect  to  have  been  under 
the  observation  of  any  disinterested  witness  in  the  attempts 
that  he  made  from  time  to  time  to  expostulate  with  the 
rioters,  and  to  prevail  on  them  to  release  him.  The  distress 
of  Deans's  family,  the  dangerous  rendezvous  which  Jeanie 
had  formed,  and  which  he  could  not  now  hope  to  interrupt, 
had  also  their  share  in  his  unpleasant  reflections.  Yet, 
impatient  as  he  was  to  receive  an  eclaircissemcnt  upon  the 
cause  of  his  confinement,  and  if  possible  to  obtain  his 
liberty,  he  was  affected  with  a  trepidation  which  seemed 
no  good  omen ;  when,  after  remaining  an  hour  in  this 
solitaiy  apartment,  he  received  a  summons  to  attend  the 
sitting  magistrate.  He  was  conducted  from  prison  strongly 
gxiarded  by  a  party  of  soldiers,  with  a  parade  of  precaution, 
that,  however  ill-timed  and  unnecessary,  is  generally  dis- 
played after  an  event,  which  such  precaution,  if  used  in 
time,  might  have  prevented. 

He  was  introduced  into  the  Council  Chamber,  as  the 
place  is  called  where  the  magistrates  hold  their  sittings, 
aud  which  was  then  at  a  little  distance  from  the  prison. 
One  or  two  of  the  senators  of  the  city  were  present, 
and  seemed  about  to  engage  in  the  examination  of  an 
individual  who  was  brought  forward  to  the  foot  of  the 
long  green-covered  table  round  which  the  council  usually 
assembled.  "Is  that  the  preacher?"  said  one  of  the 
magistrates,  as  the  city  officer  in  attendance  introduced 
Butler.  The  man  answered  in  the  affirmative.  "  Let  him 
sit  down  there  for  an  instant ;  we  will  finish  this  man's 
business  very  briefly." 

"  Shall  we  remove  Mr.  Butler?  "  queried  the  assistant. 

"  It  Is  not  necessar)'. — Let  him  remain  where  he  is." 

Butler  accordingly  sat  down  on  a  bench  at  the  bottom 
of  the  apartment,  attended  by  one  of  his  keepers. 

It  was  a  large  room,  partially  and  imperfectly  lighted  ; 
but  by  chance,  or  the  skill  of  the  architect,  who  might 
happen  to  remember  the  advantage  which  might  occasion- 
ally be  derived  from  such  an  arrangement,  one  window 
was  so  placed  as  to  throw  a  strong  light  at  the  foot  of 
the  table  at  which  prisoners  were  usually  posted  for 
examination,  while  the  upper  end,  where  the  examinants 
sat,  was  thrown  into  shadow.     Butler's  eyes  were  instantly 


iSa  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

fixed  on  the  person  whose  examination  was  at  present 
proceeding,  in  tlie  idea  that  he  might  recognise  some 
one  of  the  conspirators  of  the  former  night.  But  tliough 
tlie  features  of  this  man  were  sufficiently  marked  and 
striking,  he  could  not  recollect  that  he  had  ever  seen 
them  before. 

The  complexion  of  this  person  was  dark,  and  his  age 
somewhat  advanced.  He  wore  his  own  hair,  combed 
smooth  down,  and  cut  very  short.  It  was  jet  black, 
slightly  curled  by  nature,  and  already  mottled  with  gray. 
The  man's  face  expressed  rather  knavery  than  vice,  and 
a  disposition  to  sharpness,  cunning,  and  roguery,  more 
than  the  traces  of  stormy  and  indulged  passions.  His 
sharp,  quick,  black  eyes,  acute  features,  ready,  sardonic 
smile,  promptitude,  and  effrontery,  gave  him  altogether 
what  is  called  among  the  vulgar  a  knowing  look,  which 
generally  Implies  a  tendency  to  knavery.  At  a  fair  or 
market  you  could  not  for  a  moment  have  doubted  that 
he  was  a  horse  jockey,  intimate  with  all  the  tricks  of  his 
trade  ;  yet,  had  you  met  him  on  a  moor,  you  would  not 
have  apprehended  any  violence  from  him.  His  dress  was 
also  that  of  a  horse-dealer — a  close-buttoned  jockey-coat, 
or  wrap-rascal,  as  it  was  then  termed,  with  huge  metal 
buttons,  coarse,  blue  upper  stockings,  called  boot-hose, 
because  supplying  the  place  of  boots,  and  a  slouched  hat. 
He  only  wanted  a  loaded  whip  under  his  arm  and  a  spur 
upon  one  heel,  to  complete  the  dress  of  the  character  he 
seemed  to  represent. 

"Your  name  is  James  RatclIflFe?  "  said  the  magistrate. 

"Ay — always  wi'  your  honour's  leave." 

"That  is  to  say,  you  could  find  me  another  name  if  I 
did  not  like  tliat  one  ?  " 

"Twenty  to  pick  and  choose  upon,  always  with  your 
honour's  leave,"  resumed  the  respondent. 

"  But  James  Ratcliffe  is  your  present  name  ? — What  is 
your  trade  ? 

"  I  canna  just  say,  distinctly,  that  I  have  what  ye  wad 
ca'  prececsely  a  trade." 

"But,"  repeated  the  magistrate,  "what  are  your  means 
of  living — your  occupation  ?  " 

"  Flout  tout — your  honour,  wi'  your  leave,  kens  that  as 
weol  as  I  do,"  replied  the  examined. 

"No  matter;  I  want  to  hear  you  describe  it,"  said  the 
examinant. 


THE   HEART  OF    MID-LOTHIAN.  153 

Me   describe  ! — and    to  your  honour ! — far  be   it   from 
Jenimie  Ratclifle,"  responded  the  prisoner, 

"  Come,  sir,  no  trifling — I  insist  on  an  answer," 

•'Weel,  sir,"  replied  the  declarant,  "I  maun  make  a 
clean  breast,  for  ye  see,  wi'  your  leave,  I  am  looking  for 
favour. — Describe  my  occupation,  quo'  ye  ? — it  will  be  ill 
to  do  that,  in  a  feasible  way,  in  a  place  like  this — but  what 
is't  again  that  the  aucht  command  says  ?  " 

"Thou  shalt  not  steal,"  answered  the  magistrate. 

"Are  you  sure  o'  that?"  replied  the  accused. — "Troth, 
then,  my  occupation,  and  that  command,  are  sair  at  odds, 
for  I  read  it,  thou  shalt  steal ;  and  that  makes  an  unco 
difference,  though  there's  but  a  wee  bit  word  left  out." 

"To  cut  the  matter  short,  Ratcliffe,  you  have  been  a 
most  notorious  thief,"  said  the  examlnant. 

"  I  believe  Highlands  and  Lowlands  ken  that,  sir,  forby 
England  and  Holland,"  replied  Ratcliffe,  with  the  greatest 
composure  and  effrontery. 

"And  what  d'ye  think  the  end  of  your  calling  will  be?" 
said  the  magistrate. 

"I  could  have  gien  a  braw  guess  yesterday — but  I  dinna 
ken  sae  weel  the  day,"  answered  the  prisoner. 

"And  what  wouid  you  have  said  would  have  been  your- 
end,  had  you  been  asked  the  question  yesterday?" 

"Just  the  gallows,"  replied  Ratcliffe,  with  the  same 
composure. 

"You  are  a  daring  rascal,  sir,"  said  the  magistrate; 
"and  how  dare  you  hope  times  are  mended  with  you 
to-day  ?  " 

"Dear,  your  honour,'  answered  Ratcliffe,  "there's 
muckle  difference  between  lying  in  prison  under  sentence 
of  death,  and  staying  there  of  ane's  ain  proper  accord, 
when  it  would  have  cost  a  man  naething  to  get  up  an  rin 
awa — what  was  to  hinder  me  from  stepping  out  quietly, 
when  the  rabble  walked  awa  wi'  Jock  Porteous  yestreen? 
— and  does  your  honour  really  tliink  I  stayed  on  purpose 
to  be  hanged  ?  " 

"  I  do  not  know  what  you  may  have  proposed  to  your- 
self; but  I  know,"  said  the  magistrate,  "what  the  law 
proposes  for  you,  and  that  is,  to  hang  you  next  Wednesday 
eight  days." 

"Na,  na,  your  honour,"  said  Ratcliffe  firmly,  "craving 
your  honour's  pardon,  I'll  ne'er  believe  that  till  I  see  it. 
I    have   ken'd   the   law    this    mony   a    year,    and    mony  a 


154  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

tlirawart  job  I  hae  had  wi'  her  first  and  last ;  but  the 
auld  jaud  is  no  sae  ill  as  that  comes  to — I  aye  fand  her 
bark  waur  than  her  bite." 

"And  if  you  do  not  expect  the  gallows,  to  which  you 
are  condemned  (for  the  fourth  time  to  my  knowledge), 
may  I  beg  the  favour  to  know,"  said  the  magistrate, 
"what  it  is  you  do  expect,  in  consideration  of  your  not 
having  taken  your  flight  with  the  rest  of  the  jail-birds, 
which  I  v/ill  admit  was  a  line  of  conduct  little  to  have 
been  expected  ?  " 

"  I  would  never  have  thought  for  a  moment  of  staying 
in  that  auld,  gousty,  toom  house,"  answered  Ratclifie, 
"but  that  use  and  wont  had  just  gien  me  a  fancy  to  the 
place,  and  I'm  just  expecting  a  bit  post  in't." 

"A  post !  "  exclaimed  the  magistrate  ;  "a  whipping-post, 
1  suppose  you  mean  ?  " 

"  Na,  na,  sir,  I  had  nae  thoughts  o'  a  whupping-post. 
After  having  been  four  times  doomed  to  hang  by  the  neck 
till  I  was  dead,  I  think  I  am  tar  beyond  being  whuppit." 

"Then,  in  Heaven's  name,  what  did  you  expect?  " 

"Just  the  post  of  under-turnkey,  for  I  understand  there's 
a  vacancy,"  said  the  prisoner ;  "I  wadna  think  of  asking 
the  lockman's*  place  ower  his  head  ;  it  wadna  suit  me  sae 
weel  as  ither  folk,  for  I  never  could  put  a  beast  out  o'  the 
way,  much  less  deal  wi*  a  man." 

"That's  something  in  your  favour,"  said  the  magistrate, 
making  exactly  the  inference  to  which  Ratcliffe  was  desirous 
to  lead  him,  though  he  mantled  his  art  with  an  affectation 
of  oddity.  "But,"  continued  the  magistrate,  "how  do  you 
think  you  can  be  trusted  with  a  charge  in  the_  prison,  when 
you  have  broken  at  your  own  hand  half  the  jails  in  Scotland  ?  " 

"Wi'  your  honour's  leave,"  said  Ratclifie,  "if  I  ken'd 
sae  weel  how  to  wun  out  mysell,  it's  like  I  wad  be  a'  the 
better  a  hand  to  keep  other  folk  in.  I  think  they  wad  ken 
their  business  weel  that  held  me  in  when  I  wanted  to  be 
out,  or  wan  out  when  I  wanted  to  baud  them  in." 

The  remark  seemed  to  strike  the  magistrate,  but_  he 
made  no  further  immediate  observation,  only  desired 
Ratcliffe  to  be  removed. 

When  this  daring  and  yet  sly  freebooter  was  out  of  hear- 
ing, the  magistrate  asked  the  city  clerk,  "what  he  thought 
of  the  fellow's  assurance  ?  " 

"It's  no  for  me  to  say,  sir,"  replied  the  clerk}  "but  it 

*  Note  7.     Hangman  or  Lockman, 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  155 

Times  RatclifTe  be  inclined  to  turn  to  good,  there  is  not 
a  man  e'er  came  witliin  the  ports  of  tlie  burgh  could  be  of 
=:^e  muckle  use  to  tlie  Good  Town  in  the  thief  and  lock-up 

e  of  business.     I'll  speak  to  Mr.  Sharpltlaw  about  him." 

Upon  Ratcliffe's  retreat,  Butler  was  placed  at  the  table 
for  examination.  The  magistrate  conducted  his  inquiry 
civilly,  but  yet  in  a  manner  which  gave  him  to  understand 
that  he  laboured  under  strong  suspicion.  With  a  frankness 
which  at "  once  became  his  calling  and  character,  Butler 
avowed  his  involuntary  presence  at  the  murder  of  Porteous, 
and,  at  the  request  of  tlie  magistrate,  entered  into  a  minute 
detail  of  the  circumstances  which  attended  that  unhappy 
affair.  All  the  particulars,  such  as  we  have  narrated,  were 
taken  minutely  down  by  the  clerk  from  Butler's  dictation. 

When  the  narrative  was  concluded,  the  cross-examination 
commenced,  which  it  is  a  painful  task  even  for  the  most 
candid  witness  to  undergo,  since  a  story,  especially  if 
connected  with  agitating  and  alarming  incidents,  can 
scarce  be  so  clearly  and  distinctly  told,  but  that  some 
ambigfuity  and  doubt  may  be  thrown  upon  it  by  a  string 
of  successive  and  minute  interrogatories. 

The  magistrate  commenced  by  observing  that  Butler 
had  said  his  object  was  to  return  to  the  village  of  Liber- 
ton,  but  that  he  was  interrupted  by  the  mob  at  the  West 
Port  "  Is  the  West  Port  your  usual  way  of  leaving  town 
when  you  go  to  Liberton  ? "  said  the  magistrate,  with  a 
sneer. 

"No,  certainly,"  answered  Butler,  with  the  haste  of  a 
man  anxious  to  vindicate  the  accuracy  of  his  evidence ; 
"  but  I  chanced  to  be  nearer  that  port  than  any  other, 
and  the  hour  of  shutting  the  gates  was  on  tlie  point  of 
striking." 

"That  was  unlucky,"  said  the  magistrate  drj'ly.  "  Pray, 
being,  as  you  say,  under  coercion  and  fear  of  the  lawless 
multitude,  and  compelled  to  accompany  them  through 
scenes  disagreeable  to  all  men  of  humanity,  and  more 
especially  irreconcilable  to  the  profession  of  a  minister, 
did  you  not  attempt  to  struggle,  resist,  or  escape  from 
theii  violence  ?  " 

Butler  replied,  "that  their  numbers  prevented  him  from 
attempting  resistance,  and  their  vigilance  from  effecting 
his  escape." 

"That  was  unlucky,"  again  repeated  the  magistrate, 
in  the  same  dry,  inacquiescent  tone  of  voice  and  manner. 


156  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

He  proceeded  with  decency  and  politeness,  but  with  a  j 
stiffness  which  argued  his  continued  suspicion,  to  ask  ! 
many  questions  concerning  the  behaviour  of  the  mob,  the 
manners  and  dress  of  the  ringleaders  ;  and  when  he  con- 
ceived that  the  caution  of  Butler,  if  he  was  deceiving  him, 
must  be  lulled  asleep,  the  magistrate  suddenly  and  art- 
fully returned  to  former  parts  of  his  declaration,  and  re- 
quired a  new  recapitulation  of  the  circumstances,  to  the 
minutest  and  most  trivial  point,  which  attended 'each  part 
of  the  melancholy  scene.  No  confusion  or  contradiction, 
however,  occurred,  that  could  countenance  the  suspicion 
which  he  seemed  to  have  adopted  against  Butler.  At 
length  the  train  of  his  interrogatories  reached  Madge 
Wildfire,  at  whose  name  the  magistrate  and  town-clerk 
exchanged  significant  ginnces.  If  the  fate  of  the  Good 
Town  had  depended  on  her  careful  magistrate's  knowing 
the  features  and  dress  of  this  personage,  his  inquiries 
could  not  have  been  more  particular.  But  Butler  could 
say  almost  nothing  of  this  person's  features,  which  were 
disguised  apparently  with  red  paint  and  soot,  like  an 
Indian  going  to  battle,  besides  the  projecting  shade  of  a 
curch,  or  coif,  which  muffled  the  hair  of  the  supposed 
female.  He  declared  that  he  thought  he  could  not  know 
this  Madge  Wildfire,  if  placed  before  him  in  a  different 
dress,  but  that  he  believed  he  might  recognise  her  voice. 

The  magistrate  requested  him  again  to  state  by  what 
gate  he  left  the  city. 

"  By  the  Cowgate  Port,"  replied  Butler. 

"  Was  that  the  nearest  road  to  Libcrton  ?  " 

"No,"  answered  Butler,  with  embarrassment;  "but  it 
was  the  nearest  way  to  extricate  myself  from  the  mob." 

The  clerk  and  magistrate  again  exchanged  glances. 

"  Is  the  Cowgate  Port  a  nearer  way  to  Libcrton  from  the 
Grassmarket  than  Bristo  Port  ?  " 

"  No,"  replied  Butler  ;  "  but  I  had  to  visit  a  friend." 

"  Indeed  !  "  said  the  interrogator. — "You  were  in  a  hurry 
to  tell  the  sight  you  had  witnessed,  I  suppose?" 

"Indeed  1  was  not,"  replied  Butler;  "nor  did  I  speak 
on  the  subject  the  whole  time  I  was  at  St.  Leonard's  Crags." 

"  Which  road  did  you  take  to  St.  Leonard's  Crags?  " 

"  By  the  foot  of  Salisbury  Crags,"  was  the  reply. 

"Indeed! — you  seem  partial  to  circuitous  routes,"  again 
said  the  magistrate,  "Whom  did  you  see  after  you  left 
the  city  ?  " 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  157 

One  by  one  he  obtained  a  description  of  every  one  of 
the  groups  who  had  passed  Butler,  as  already  noticed, 
their  number,  demeanour,  and  appearance ;  and,  at  length, 
came  to  the  circumstance  of  the  mysterious  stranger  in 
the  King's  Park.  On  this  subject  Butler  would  fain 
have  remained  silent.  But  the  magistrate  had  no 
sooner  got  a  slight  hint  concerning  the  incident,  than  he 
seemed  bent  to  possess  himself  of  the  most  minute 
particulars. 

"Look  ye,  Mr.  Butler,"  said  he,  "you  are  a  young  man, 
and  bear  an  excellent  character;  so  much  I  will  myself 
testify  in  your  favour.  But  we  are  aware  there  has  been, 
at  times,  a  sort  of  bastard  and  fiery  zeal  in  some  of  your 
order,  and  those,  men  irreproachable  in  other  points, 
which  has  led  them  into  doing  and  countenancing  great 
irregularities,  by  which  the  peace  of  the  country  is  liable 
to  be  shaken. — I  will  deal  plainly  with  you.  I  am  not  at 
all  satisfied  with  this  story,  of  your  setting  out  again  and 
again  to  seek  your  dwelling  by  two  several  roads,  which 
were  both  circuitous.  And,  to  be  frank,  no  one  whom  we 
have  examined  on  this  unhappy  affair  could  trace  in  your 
appearance  anything  like  your  acting  under  compulsion. 
Moreover,  the  waiters  at  the  Cowgate  Port  observed 
something  like  the  trepidation  of  guilt  in  your  conduct, 
and  declare  that  you  were  the  first  to  command  them  to 
open  the  gate,  in  a  tone  of  authority,  as  if  still  presiding 
over  the  guards  and  outposts  of  the  rabble,  who  had 
besieged  them  the  whole  night." 

"God  forgive  them!"  said  Butler;  "I  only  asked  free 
passage  for  myself;  they  nmst  have  much  misunderstood, 
if  they  did  not  wilfully  misrepresent  me." 

"Well,  Mr.  Butler,"  resumed  the  magistrate,  "I  am 
inclined  to  judge  the  best  and  hope  the  best,  as  I  am  sure 
I  wish  the  best ;  but  you  must  be  frank  with  me,  if  you 
wish  to  secure  my  good  opinion,  and  lessen  the  risk  of 
inconvenience  to  yourself.  You  have  allowed  you  saw 
another  individual  in  your  passage  through  the  King's 
Park  to  St.  Leonard's  Crags.— I  must  know  every  word 
which  passed  betwixt  you." 

Thus  closely  pressed,  Butler,  who  had  no  reason  for 
concealing  what  passed  at  that  meeting  unless  because 
Jeanie  Deans  was  concerned  in  it,  thought  it  best  to  tell 
the  whole  truth  from  beginning  to  end. 

"  Do     you    suppose,"    said     the     magistrate,     pausing, 


158  THE    HEART   OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

"  that  the  young  woman  will  accept  an  invitation  so 
mysterious  ?  " 

"  I  fear  she  will,"  replied  Butler. 

"  Why  do  you  use  the  word  fear  it  ?  "  said  the  magistrate. 

"Because!  am  apprehensive  for  her  safety,  in  meeting 
at  such  time  and  place,  one  who  had  something  of  the 
manner  of  a  desperado,  and  whose  message  was  of  a 
character  so  inexplicable." 

"  Her  safety  shall  be  cared  for,"  said  the  magistrate. 
"  Mr.  Butler,  I  am  concerned  I  cannot  immediately  dis- 
charge you  from  confinement,  but  I  hope  you  will  not 
be  long  detained. — Remove  Mr.  Butler,  and  let  him  be 
provided  with  decent  accommodation  in  all  respects." 

He  was  conducted  back  to  the  prison  accordingly  ;  but 
in  the  food  offered  to  him,  as  well  as  in  the  apartment  in 
which  he  was  lodged,  the  recommendation  of  the  magis- 
trate was  strictly  attended  to. 

CHAF'TER   XIV. 

Dark  and  eerie  was  the  night. 

And  lonely  was  the  way. 
As  Janet,  wi'  her  green  mantell. 

To  Miles'  Cross  she  did  gae. 

Old  Ballad. 

Leaving  Butler  to  all  the  uncomfortable  thoughts  attached 
to  his  new  situation,  among  which  the  most  predominant 
was  his  feeling  that  he  was,  by  his  confinement,  deprived 
of  all  possibility  of  assisting  the  family  at  St.  Leonard's  in 
their  greatest  need,  we  return  to  Jeanie  Deans,  who  had 
seen  him  depart,  without  an  opportunity  of  further  explana- 
tion, in  all  that  agony  of  mind  with  which  the  female  heart 
bids  adieu  to  the  complicated  sensations  so  well  described 
by  Coleridge- 
Hopes,  and  fears  that  kindly  hope, 

An  undistinguishable  throng ; 

And  gentle  wishes  long  subdued — • 

Subdued  and  cherish'd  long. 

It  is  not  the  firmest  heart  (and  Jeanie,  under  her  russet 
rokelay,  had  one  that  would  not  have  disgraced  Cato's 
daughter)  that  can  most  easily  ,bid  adieu  to  these  soft  and 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  159 

mingled  emotions.  She  wept  for  a  few  minutes  bitterly, 
and  without  attempting  to  refrain  from  this  indulg^ence 
of  passion.  But  a  moment's  recollection  induced  her  to 
check  herself  for  a  grief  selfish  and  proper  to  her  own 
affections,  while  her  father  and  sister  were  plunged  into 
such  deep  and  irretrievable  affliction.  She  drew  from 
her  pocket  the  letter  which  had  been  that  morning  flung 
into  her  apartment  through  an  open  window,  and  the 
contents  of  which  were  as  singular  as  the  expression  was 
violent  and  energetic.  "If  she  would  save  a  human  being 
from  the  most  damning  guilt,  and  all  its  desperate  conse- 
quences— if  she  desired  the  life  and  honour  of  her  sister  to 
be  saved  from  the  bloody  fangs  of  an  unjust  law — if  she 
desired  not  to  forfeit  peace  of  mind  here,  and  happiness 
hereafter,"  such  was  the  frantic  style  of  the  conjuration, 
"she  was  entreated  to  give  a  sure,  secret,  and  solitary 
meeting  to  the  writer.  She  alone  could  rescue  him,"  so  ran 
the  letter,  "and  he  only  could  rescue  her."  He  was  in  such 
circumstances,  the  billet  further  informed  her,  that  an 
attempt  to  bring  any  witness  of  their  conference,  or  even  to 
mention  to  her  father,  or  any  other  person  whatsoever,  the 
letter  which  requested  it,  would  inevitably  prevent  its  taking 
place,  and  ensure  the  destruction  of  her  sister.  The  letter 
concluded  with  incoherent  and  violent  protestations,  that 
in  obeying  this  summons  she  had  nothing  to  fear 
personally. 

The  message  delivered  to  her  by  Butler  from  the  stranger 
in  the  Park  tallied  exactly  with  the  contents  of  the  letter, 
but  assigned  a  later  hour  and  a  different  place  of  meeting. 
Apparently  the  writer  of  the  letter  had  been  compelled  to  let 
Butler  «o  far  into  his  confidence,  for  the  sake  of  announcing 
this  change  to  Jeaiiie.  She  was  more  than  once  on  the 
point  of  producing  the  billet,  in  vindication  of  herself  from 
her  lover's  half-hinted  suspicions.  But  there  is  something 
in  stooping  to  justification  which  the  pride  of  innocence  does 
not  at  all  times  willingly  submit  to  ;  besides  that  the  threats 
contained  in  the  letter,  m  case  of  her  betraying  the  secret, 
hung  heavy  on  her  heart  It  is  probable,  however,  that 
had  they  remained  longer  together,  she  might  have  taken 
the  resolution  to  submit  the  whole  matter  to  Butler,  and  bo 
guided  by  him  as  to  the  line  of  conduct  which  she  should 
adopt.  And  when,  by  the  sudden  interruption  of  their 
conference,  she  lost  the  opportunity  of  doing  so,  she  felt  as 
;if  she  had  been  unjust  to  a  friend,  whose  advice  might  have 


t6o  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

been  highly  useful,  and  whose  attachment  deserved  her  full 
and  unreserved  confidence. 

To  have  recourse  to  her  father  upon  this  occasion,  she 
considered  as  highly  imprudent.  There  was  no  possibility 
of  conjecturing  in  what  light  the  matter  might  strike  old 
David,  whose  manner  of  acting  and  thinking  in  extraordinary 
circumstances  depended  upon  feelings  and  principles  peculiar 
to  himself,  the  operation  of  which  could  not  be  calculated 
upon  even  by  those  best  acquainted  with  him.  To  have 
requested  some  female  friend  to  have  accompanied  her  to 
the  place  of  rendezvous,  would  perhaps  have  been  the  most 
eligible  expedient  ;  but  the  threats  of  the  writer,  that 
betraj'ing  his  secret  would  prevent  their  meeting  (on  which 
her  sister's  safety  was  said  to  depend)  from  taking  place  at 
all,  would  have  deterred  her  from  making  such  a  confidence, 
even  had  she  known  a  person  in  whom  she  thought  it  could 
with  safety  have  been  reposed.  But  she  knew  none  such. 
Their  acquaintance  with  the  cottagers  in  the  vicinity  had 
been  very  slight,  and  limited  to  trifling  acts  of  good 
neighbourhood.  Jeanie  knew  little  of  them,  and  what  she 
knew  did  not  greatly  incline  her  to  trust  any  of  them.  They 
were  of  the  order  of  loquacious,  good-humoured  gossips 
usually  found  in  their  situation  of  life  ;  and  their  conversa- 
tion had  at  all  times  few  charms  for  a  young  woman,  to 
whom  nature  and  the  circumstance  of  a  solitary  life  had 
given  a  depth  of  thought  and  force  ot  character  superior  to 
the  frivolous  part  of  her  sex,  whether  in  high  or  low 
degree. 

Left  alone  and  separated  from  all  earthly  counsel,  she 
had  recourse  to  a  Friend  and  Adviser  whose  ear  is  open 
to  the  cry  of  the  poorest  and  most  afflicted  of  His  people. 
She  knelt,  and  prayed  with  fervent  sincerity,  that  God 
would  please  to  direct  her  what  course  to  follow  in  her 
arduous  and  distressing  situation.  It  was  the  belief  of 
the  time  and  sect  to  which  she  belonged,  that  special 
answers  to  prayer,  differing  little  in  their  character  from 
divine  inspiration,  were,  as  they  expressed  it,  "borne  in 
upon  their  minds "  in  answer  to  their  earnest  petitions 
in  a  crisis  of  difficulty.  Without  entering  into  an  abstruse 
point  of  divinity,  one  thing  is  plain — namely,  that  the 
person  who  lays  open  his  doubts  and  distresses  in  prayer, 
with  feeling  and  sincerity,  must  necessarily,  in  the  act 
of  doing  so,  purify  his  mind  from  the  dross  of  worldly 
passions  and  interests,  and  bring  it  into  that  state,  when 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  i6i 

the  resolutions  adopted  are  likely  to  be  selected  rather 
from  a  sense  of  duty,  than  from  any  inferior  motive. 
Jeanie  arose  from  her  devotions,  with  her  heart  fortified 
to  endure  affliction,  and  encouraged  to  face  difficulties. 

"  I  will  meet  this  unhappy  man,"  she  said  to  herself — 
"unhappy  he  must  be,  since  I  doubt  he  has  been  the 
cause  of  poor  Effie's  misfortune — but  I  will  meet  him,  be 
it  for  good  or  ill.  My  mind  shall  never  cast  up  to  me 
that,  for  fear  of  what  might  be  said  or  done  to  myself,  I 
left  that  undone  that  might  even  vet  be  the  rescue  of 
her." 

With  a  mind  greatly  composed  since  the  adoption  of 
this  resolution,  she  went  to  attend  her  father.  The  old 
man,  firm  in  the  principles  of  his  youth,  did  not,  in  out- 
ward appearance  at  least,  permit  a  thought  of  his  family 
distress  to  interfere  with  the  stoical  reserve  of  his  coun- 
tenance and  manners.  He  even  chid  his  daughter  for 
having  neglected,  in  the  distress  of  the  morning,  some 
trifling  domestic  duties  which  fell  under  her  department. 

"Why,  what  meaneth  this,  Jeanie?"  said  tlie  old  man. 
— "The  brown  four-year-auld's  milk  is  not  seiled  yet, 
nor  tlie  bowies  put  up  on  the  bink.  If  ye  neglect  your 
warldly  duties  in  the  day  of  affliction,  what  confidence 
have  I  that  ye  mind  the  greater  matters  that  concern 
salvation?  God  knows,  our  bowies,  and  our  pipkins, 
and  our  draps  o'  milk,  and  our  bits  o'  bread,  are  nearer 
and  dearer  to  us  than  the  bread  of  life  I  " 

Jeanie,  not  unpleased  to  hear  her  father's  thoughts  thus 
expand  themselves  beyond  the  sphere  of  his  immediate 
distress,  obeyed  him,  and  proceeded  to  put  her  household 
matters  in  order ;  while  old  David  moved  from  place 
to  place  about  his  ordinary  employments,  scarce  show- 
ing, unless  by  a  nervous  impatience  at  remaining  long 
stationary,  an  occasional  convulsive  sigh,  or  twinkle  of 
the  eyelid,  that  he  was  labouring  under  the  yoke  of  such 
bitter  affliction. 

The  hour  of  noon  came  on,  and  the  father  and  child 
sat  down  to  their  homely  repast.  In  his  petition  for  a 
blessing  on  the  meal,  the  poor  old  man  added  to  his 
supplication  a  prayer  that  the  bread  eaten  in  sadness  of 
heart,  and  the  bitter  waters  of  Marah,  might  be  made  as 
nourishing  as  those  which  had  been  poured  forth  from  a 
full  cup  and  a  plentiful  basket  and  store ;  and  having 
concluded  his  benediction,  and  resumed  tlie  bonnet  which 


i62  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

he  had  laid  "reverently  aside,"  he  proceeded  to  exhort 
his  daughter  to  eat,  not  by  example  indeed,  but  at  least 
by  precept. 

"The  man  after  God's  own  heart,"  he  said,  "washed 
and  anointed  himself,  and  did  eat  bread,  in  order  to  ex- 
press his  submission  under  a  dispensation  of  suffering, 
and  It  did  not  become  a  Christian  man  or  woman  so  to 
cling  to  creature-comforts  of  wife  or  bairns" — (here  the 
words  became  too  great,  as  it  were,  for  his  utterance^ — 
"as  to  forget  the  first  duty — submission  to  the  Divine 
will." 

To  add  force  to  his  precept,  he  took  a  morsel  on  his 
plate,  but  nature  proved  too  strong  even  for  the  power- 
ful feelings  with  which  he  endeavoured  to  bridle  it. 
Ashamed  of  his  weakness,  he  started  up,  and  ran  out  of 
the  house,  with  haste  very  unlike  the  deliberation  of  his 
usual  movements.  In  less  than  five  minutes  he  returned, 
having  successfully  struggled  to  recover  his  ordinary 
composure  of  mind  and  countenance,  and  affected  to 
colour  ov^er  his  late  retreat,  by  muttering  that  he  thought 
he  heard  the  "young  staig  loose  in  the  byre." 

He  did  not  again  trust  himself  with  the  subject  of  his 
former  conversation,  and  his  daughter  was  glad  to  see 
that  he  seemed  to  avoid  further  discourse  on  that  agitating 
topic.  The  hours  glided  on,  as  on  they  must  and  do  pass, 
whether  winged  with  joy  or  laden  with  affliction.  The 
sun  set  beyOiid  the  dusky  eminence  of  the  Castle  and 
the  screen  of  western  hills,  and  the  close  of  evening  sum- 
moned David  Deans  and  his  daughter  to  the  family  duty 
of  the  night.  It  came  bitterly  upon  Jeanie's  recollection, 
how  often,  when  the  hour  of  worship  approached,  she 
used  to  watch  the  lengthening  shadows,  and  look  out 
from  the  door  of  the  house,  to  see  if  she  could  spy  her 
sister's  return  homeward.  Alas !  this  idle  and  thought- 
less waste  of  time,  to  what  evils  had  it  not  finally  led  ? 
and  was  she  altogether  guiltless,  who,  noticing  Effic's 
turn  to  idle  and  light  society,  had  not  called  in  her 
father's  authority  to  restrain  her? — But  I  acted  for  the 
best,  she  again  reflected,  and  who  could  have  expected 
such  a  growth  of  evil,  from  one  grain  of  human  leaven, 
in  a  disposition  so  kind,  and  candid,  and  generous? 

As  they  sat  down  to  the  "exercise,"  as  it  is  called,  a 
chair  happwicd  accidentally  to  stand  in  the  place  which 
Effie  usually  occupied.     David  Deans  saw  his  daughter's 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  163 

eyes  swim  in  tears  as  they  were   directed    towards    this 
object,    and    pushed    it    aside,    with    a   gesture    of   some 
impatience,    as   if  desirous   to    destroy  every   memorial   of 
earthly  interest  when   about  to   address  the    Deity.     The 
portion  of  Scripture  was  read,   the  psahn  was  sung,    the 
prayer  was  made ;    and   it  was   remarkable   that,    in   dis- 
charging these  duties,   the  old  man  avoided  all   passages 
and    expressions,    of   which    Scripture    affords    so    many, 
that  might  be  considered  as  applicable  to  his  own  domestic 
misfortune.     In  doing  so,  it  was  perhaps  his  intention  to 
spare  the  feelings  of  his  daughter,  as  well  as  to  maintain, 
in    outward    show    at    least,    that    stoical    appearance    of 
[  patient  endurance  of  all  the  evil  which  earth  could  bring, 
which  was  In  his  opinion  essential  to  the  character  of  one 
rated  all   earthly  things    at    their    just    estimate    of 
hingness.     When  he  had  finished  the  duty  of  the  evening, 
I  he  came  up  to  his  daughter,  wished  her  good-night,  and, 
1  having  done  so,  continued  to  hold  her  by  the  hands  for 
half  a  minute ;    then   drawing   her    towards    him,   kissed 
'  her  forehead,  and  ejaculated,  "The  God  of  Israel  bless  you, 
even  with  the  blessings  of  the  promise,  my  dear  bairn  1 " 

It  was  not  either  In  the  nature  or  habits  of  David 
Deans  to  seem  a  fond  father ;  nor  was  he  often  observed 
to  experience,  or  at  least  to  evince,  that  fulness  of  the 
heart  which  seeks  to  expand  itself  in  tender  expressions 
or  caresses  even  to  those  who  were  dearest  to  him.  On 
the  contrary,  he  used  to  censure  this  as  a  degree  of  weak- 
ness In  several  of  his  neighbours,  and  particularly  in  poor 
widow  Butler.  It  followed,  however,  from  the  rarity  of 
such  emotions  in  this  self-denied  and  reserved  man,  that 
his  children  attached  to  occasional  marks  of  his  affection 
and  approbation  a  degree  of  high  interest  and  solemnity ; 
well  considering  them  as  evidences  of  feelings  which  were 
only  expressed  when  they  became  too  intense  for  suppression 
or  concealment 

With  deep  emotion,  therefore,  did  he  bestow,  and  his 
daughter  receive,  this  benediction  and  paternal  caress. 
"And  you,  my  dear  father,"  exclaimed  Jeanie,  when  the 
door  had  closed  upon  the  venerable  old  man,  "may  you 
have  purchased  and  promised  blessing  multiplied  upon 
you — upon  you,  who  walk  in  this  world  as  though  you 
were  not  of  the  world,  and  hold  all  that  It  can  give  or 
take  away  but  as  the  midges  that  the  sun-blink  brings 
out,  and  the  evening  wind  sweeps  away !  " 


i64  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

She  now  made  preparation  for  her  night-walk.  Her 
fatiier  slept  in  another  part  of  the  dwcHing,  and,  regular 
in  all  his  habits,  seldom  or  never  left  his  apartment  when 
he  had  betaken  himself  to  it  for  the  evening.  It  was 
therefore  easy  for  her  to  leave  the  house  unobserved,  so 
soon  as  the  lime  approached  at  whicii  she  was  to  keep 
her  appointment.  But  the  step  she  was  about  to  take 
had  difficulties  and  terrors  in  her  own  eyes,  though  she 
had  no  reason  to  apprehend  her  father's  interference. 
Her  life  had  been  spent  in  the  quiet,  uniform,  and  regular 
seclusion  of  their  peaceful  and  monotonous  household. 
The  very  hour  which  some  damsels  of  the  present  day, 
as  well  of  her  own  as  of  higher  degree,  would  consider  as 
the  natural  period  of  commencing  an  evening  of  pleasure, 
brought,  in  her  opinion,  awe  and  solemnity  in  it ;  and 
the  resolution  she  had  taken  had  a  strange,  daring,  and 
adventurous  character,  to  which  she  could  hardly  reconcile 
herself  when  the  moment  approached  for  putting  it  into 
execution.  Her  hands  trembled  as  she  snooded  her  fair 
hair  beneath  the  riband,  then  the  only  ornament  or  cover 
which  young  unmarried  women  wore  on  their  head,  and 
as  she  adjusted  the  scarlet  tartan  screen  or  muffler  made 
of  plaid,  which  the  Scottish  women  wore  much  in  the 
fashion  of  the  black  silk  veils  still  a  part  of  female  dress 
in  the  Netherlands.  A  sense  of  impropriety  as  well  as 
of  danger  pressed  upon  her,  as  she  lifted  the  latch  of  her 
paternal  mansion  to  leave  it  on  so  wild  an  expedition, 
and  at  so  late  an  hour,  unprotected,  and  without  the 
knowledge  of  her  natural  guardian. 

When  she  found  herself  abroad  and  in  the  open  fields, 
additional  subjects  of  apprehension  crowded  upon  her. 
The  dim  clitTs  and  scattered  rocks,  interspersed  with 
greensward,  through  which  she  had  lo  pass  to  the  place 
of  appointment,  as  they  glimmered  before  her  in  a  clear 
autumn  night,  recalled  to  her  memory  many  a  deed  of 
violence,  which,  according  to  tradition,  had  been  done 
and  suffered  among  them.  In  earlier  days  they  had  been 
the  haunt  of  robbers,  and  assassins,  the  memory  of  whose 
crimes  is  preserved  in  the  various  edicts  which  the  council 
of  the  city,  and  even  the  parliament  of  Scotland,  had  passed 
for  dispersing  their  bands,  and  ensuring  safety  to  the  lieges, 
so  near  the  precincts  of  the  city.  The  names  of  tliese 
criminals,  and  of  their  atrocities,  were  still  remembered 
in  traditions  of  the  scattered  cottages  and  the  neighbouring 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  165 

suburb.  In  latter  times,  as  we  have  already  noticed,  the 
sequestered  and  broken  character  of  the  ground  rendered  it 
a  fit  theatre  for  duels  and  rencontres  among  the  fiery  youth 
of  the  period.  Two  or  three  of  these  incidents,  all 
sanguinary,  and  one  of  them  fatal  in  its  termination,  had 
happened  since  Deans  came  to  live  at  St.  Leonard's.  His 
daughter's  recollections,  therefore,  were  of  blood  and  horror, 
as  she  pursued  the  small,  scarce-tracked,  solitary  path, 
every  step  of  which  conveyed  her  to  a  greater  distance 
from  help,  and  deeper  into  tlie  ominous  seclusion  of  these 
unhallowed  precincts. 

As  the  moon  began  to  peer  forth  on  the  scene  with  a 
doubtful,  flitting,  and  solemn  light,  Jeante's  apprehensions 
took  another  turn,  too  peculiar  to  her  rank  and  country 
to  remain  unnoticed.  But  to  trace  its  origin  will  require 
another  chapter. 

CHAPTER   XV. 

The  spirit  I  have  seen 

May  be  the  devil.      And  the  devil  has  power 
To  assume  a  pleasing  shape. 

HamleL 

WiTCHCRj\FT  and  demonolog^,  as  we  have  had  already 
occasion  to  remark,  were  at  this  period  believed  in  by 
almost  all  ranks,  but  more  especially  among  the  stricter 
classes  of  Presbyterians,  whose  government,  when  their 
party  were  at  the'  head  of  the  state,  had  been  much  sullied 
by  their  eagerness  to  inquire  into,  and  persecute  these 
imaginary  crimes.  Now,  in  this  point  of  view,  also  St. 
Leonard's  Crags  and  the  adjacent  Chase  were  a  dreaded 
and  ill-reputed  district.  Not  only  had  witches  held  their 
meetings  there,  but  even  of  very  late  years  the  enthusiast, 
or  impostor,  mentioned  in  the  Patuimmoniuvi  of  Richard 
Bovet,  Gentleman,*  had,  amonjj  the  recesses  of  these 
romantic  cliffs,  found  his  way  mto  the  hidden  retreats 
where  the  fairies  revel  in  the  bowels  of  the  earth. 

With  all  these  legends  Jeanie  Deans  was  too  well 
acquainted  to  escape  that  strong  impression  which  they 
usually  make  on  the  imagination.  Indeed,  relations  of 
thi.s  ghostly  kind  had  been  familiar  to  her  from  her 
infancy,  for  they   were   the  only  relief  which  her  father's 

'  Note  8.     The  Fairy  Boy  of  T.nth. 


166  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

conversation  afForded  from  controversial  argument,  or 
the  gloomy  history  of  tlie  strivings  and  testimonies, 
escapes,  captures,  tortures,  and  executions  of  those  martyrs 
of  the  Covenant,  with  which  it  was  his  chiefest  boast  to 
say  he  had  been  acquainted.  In  the  recesses  of  mountains, 
in  caverns,  and  in  morasses,  to  which  these  persecuted 
enthusiasts  were  so  ruthlessly  pursued,  they  conceived  they 
had  often  to  contend  with  the  visible  assaults  of  the  Enemy 
of  mankind,  as  in  the  cities,  and  in  the  cultivated  fields, 
they  were  exposed  to  those  of  the  tyrannical  government 
and  their  soldiery.  Such  were  the  terrors  which  made  one 
of  their  gifted  seers  exclaim,  when  his  companion  returned 
to  him,  after  having  left  him  alone  in  a  haunted  cavern  in 
Sorn  in  Galloway,  "  It  is  hard  living  in  this  world— 7 
incarnate  devils  above  the  earth,  and  devils  under  the 
earth  !  Satan  has  been  here  since  ye  went  away,  but  1  have 
dismissed  him  by  resistance ;  we  will  be  no  more  troubled 
with  him  this  night."  David  Deans  believed  this,  and 
many  other  such  ghostly  encounters  and  victories,  on  the  faith 
of  the  Ansars,  or  auxiliaries  of  the  banished  prophets.  This 
event  was  beyond  David's  remembrance.  But  he  used  to 
tell  with  great  awe,  yet  not  without  a  feeling  of  proud 
superiority  to  his  auditors,  how  he  himself  had  been  present 
at  a  field  meeting  at  Crochmade,  when  the  duty  of  the 
day  was  interrupted  by  the  apparition  of  a  tall,  black  man, 
who,  in  the  act  of  crossing  a  ford  to  join  the  congregation, 
lost  ground,  and  was  carried  down  apparently  by  the 
force  of  the  stream.  All  were  instantly  at  work  to  assist 
him,  but  with  so  little  success,  that  ten  or  twelve  stout 
men,  who  had  hold  of  the  rope  which  they  had  cast  in  to 
his  aid,  were  rather  in  danger  to  be  dragged  into  the 
stream,  and  lose  their  own  lives,  than  likely  to  save  that 
of  the  supposed  perishing  man.  But  famous  John  Semple 
of  Carspharn,"  David  Deans  used  to  say  with  exultation, 
"saw  the  whaup  in  the  rape.  'Quit  the  rope,'  he  cried 
to  us  (for  I  that  was  but  a  callant  had  a  baud  o'  the  rape 
myself),  '  it  is  the  Great  Enemy !  he  will  burn,  but  not 
drown  ;  his  design  is  to  disturb  the  good  wark,  by  raising 
wonder  and  confusion  in  your  minds  ;  to  put  off  from  your 
spirits  all  that  ye  hae  heard  and  felt' — Sae  we  let  go  the 
rape, "said  David,  "and  he  went a-down  the  water  screeching 
and  bullering  like  a  Bull  of  Bashan,  as  he's  ca'd  in 
Scripture."* 

*  No  9.     Inierosurae  of  the  Covenanters  with  the  Invisible  World. 


THE   HEART  OF    MID-LOTHIAN.  167 

'  Trained  in  these  and  similar  legends,  it  was  no  wonder 
that  Jeanie  began  to  feel  an  ill-defined  apprehension,  not 
merely  of  the  phantoms  which  might  beset  her  way,  but 
of  the  quality,  nature,  and  purpose  of  the  being  who  had 
thus  appointed  her  a  meeting  at  a  place  and  hour  of 
horror,  and  at  a  time  when  her  niind  must  be  necessarily 
full  of  those  tempting  and  ensnaring  thoughts  of  grief  and 
despair,  which  were  supposed  to  lay  sufferers  particularly 
open  to  the  temptations  of  the  Evil  One.  If  such  an  idea 
had  crossed  even  Butler's  well-informed  mind,  it  was 
calculated  to  make  a  much  stronger  impression  upon  hers. 
Yet  tirmly  beheving  the  possibility  of  an  encounter  so 
terrible  to  flesh  and  blood,  Jeanie,  with  a  degree  of 
resolution  of  which  we  cannot  sufficiently  estimate  the 
merit  because  the  incredulity  of  the  age  has  rendered  us 
strangers  to  the  nature  and  extent  of  her  feelings,  persevered 
in  her  determination  not  to  omit  an  opportunity  of  doing 
something  towards  saving  her  sister,  although  in  the 
attempt  to  avail  herself  of  it,  she  might  be  exposed  to 
dangers  so  dreadful  to  her  imagination.  So,  like  Christiana 
in  the  "  Pilgrim's  Progress,"  when  traversing  with  a  timid 
yet  resolute  step  the  terrors  of  the  Valley  of  the  Shadow 
of  Death,  she  glided  on  by  rock  and  stone,  "now  in 
glimmer  and  now  in  gloom,"  as  her  path  lay  through 
moonlight  or  shadow,  and  endeavoured  to  overpower 
the  suggestions  of  fear,  sometimes  by  fixing  her  mind 
uqon  the  distressed  condition  of  her  sister,  and  the 
duty  she  lay  under  to  afford  her  aid,  should  that  be  in 
her  power;  and  more  frequently  by  recurring  in  mental 
prayer  to  the  protection  of  that  Being  to  whom  night  is  as 
noon-day. 

Thus  drowning  at  one  time  her  tears  by  fixing  her  mind 
on  a  subject  of  overpowering  interest,  and  arguing  them 
down  at  others  by  referring  herself  to  the  protection  of 
the  Deity,  she  at  length  approached  the  place  assigned 
for  this  mysterious  conference. 

It  was  situated  in  the  depth  of  the  valley  behind  Salisbury 
Crags,  which  has  for  a  background  the  north-western 
shoulder  of  [the  mountain  called  Arthur's  Seat,  on  whose 
descent  still  remain  the  ruins  of  what  was  once  a  chapel, 
or  hermitage,  dedicated  to  Saint  Anthony  the  Eremite. 
A  better  site  for  such  a  building  could  hardly  have  been 
selected ;  for  the  chapel,  situated  among  the  rude  and 
pathless   cliffs,   lies   in  a    desert,   even    in    the   immediate 


i68  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

vicinity  of  a  rich,  populous,  and  tumultuous  capital  :  and 
the  hum  of  the  city  might  mingle  with  the  orisons  of  the 
reduces,  conveying  as  little  of  worldly  interest  as  if  it  had 
been  the  roar  of  the  distant  ocean.  Beneath  the  steep 
ascent  on  which  these  ruins  are  still  visible,  was,  and, 
perhaps,  is  still  pointed  out,  the  place  where  the  wretch 
Nicol  Muschat,  who  has  been  already  mentioned  in  these 
pages,  had  closed  a  long  scene  of  cruelty  towards  his 
unfortunate  wife,  by  murdering  her,  with  circuinstances 
of  uncommon  barbarity.*  The  execration  in  which  the 
man's  crime  was  held  extended  itself  to  the  place  where 
it  was  perpetrated,  which  was  marked  by  a  small  cairn, 
or  heap  of  stones,  composed  of  those  which  each  chance 
passenger  had  thrown  there  in  testimony  of  abhorrence, 
and  on  the  principle,  it  would  seem,  of  the  ancient 
British  malediction,  "  May  you  have  a  cairn  for  your 
burial-place !  " 

As  our  heroine  approached  this  ominous  and  unhallowed 
spot,  she  paused  and  looked  to  the  moon,  now  rising 
broad  on  the  north-west,  and  shedding  a  more  distinct 
light  than  it  had  afforded  during  her  walk  thither.  Eyeing 
the  planet  for  a  moment,  she  then  slowly  and  fearfully 
turned  her  head  towards  the  cairn,  from  which  it  was  at 
first  averted.  She  was  at  first  disappointed.  Nothing  was 
visible  beside  the  little  pile  of  stones,  which  shone  gray 
in  the  moonlight.  A  multitude  of  confused  suggestions 
rushed  on  her  mind.  Had  her  correspondent  deceived  her, 
and  broken  his  appointment? — was  he  too  tardy  at  the 
appointment  he  had  made? — or  had  some  strange  turn 
of  fate  prevented  him  from  appearing  as  he  proposed? — 
or,  if  he  were  an  unearthly  being,  as  her  secret  apprehensions 
suggested,  was  it  his  object  merely  to  delude  her  with  false 
hopes,  and  put  her  to  unnecessary  toil  and  error,  according 
to  the  nature,  as  she  had  heard,  of  those  wandering  demons  ? 
— or  did  he  purpose  to  blast  her  with  the  sudden  horrors  of 
his  presence  when  she  had  come  close  to  the  place  of 
rendezvous?  These  anxious  reflections  did  not  prevent 
her  approaching  to  the  cairn  with  a  pace  that,  though 
slow,  was  determined. 

When  she  was  within  two  yards  of  the  heap  of  stones, 
a  figure  rose  suddenly  up  from  behind  it,  and  Jeanie  scarce 
forbore  to  scream  aloud  at  what  seemed  the  realisation  of 
the   most  frightful   of  her  anticipations.     She  constrained 

•  Note  6.     Muscliat's  Cairn. 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  169 

herself  to  silence,  however,  and,  making  a  dead  pause, 
suffered  the  figure  to  open  the  conversation,  which  he 
did,  by  asking,  in  a  voice  which  agitation  rendered 
tremulous  and  hollow,  "Are  you  the  sister  of  that  ill-fated 
young  woman  ?  " 

"I  am — I  am  the  sister  of  Effie  Deans!"  exclaimed 
Jeanie.  "And  as  ever  you  hope  God  will  hear  you  at 
your  need,  tell  me,  if  you  can  tell,  what  can  be  done  to 
save  her ! " 

"  I  do  not  hope  God  will  hear  me  at  my  need,"  was  the 
singular  answer.  "  I  do  not  deserve — I  do  not  expect  He 
will,"  This  desperate  language  he  uttered  in  a  tone  calmer 
than  that  with  which  he  had  at  first  spoken,  probably 
because  the  shock  of  first  addressing  her  was  what  he 
felt  most  difficult  to  overcome.  Jeanie  remained  mute 
with  horror  to  hear  language  expressed  so  utterly  foreign 
to  all  which  she  had  ever  been  acquainted  with,  that  it 
sounded  in  her  ears  rather  like  that  of  a  fiend  than  of  a 
human  being.  The  stranger  pursued  his  address  to  her 
without  seeming  to  notice  her  surprise.  "You  see  before 
you  a  wretch,  predestined  to  evil  here  and  hereafter." 

"  For  the  sake  of  Heaven,  that  hears  and  sees  us,"  said 
Jeanie,  "  dinna  speak  in  this  desperate  fashion  !  The  gospel 
is  sent  to  the  chief  of  sinners — to  the  most  miserable  among 
the  miserable." 

"Then  should  I  have  my  own  share  therein,"  said  the 
stranger,  "if  you  .call  it  sinful  to  have  been  the  destruction 
of  the  mother  that  bore  me — of  the  friend  that  loved  me — 
of  the  woman  that  trusted  me — of  the  innocent  child  that 
was  born  to  me.  If  to  have  done  all  this  is  to  be  a  sinner, 
and  to  survive  it  is  to  be  miserable,  then  am  I  most  guilty 
and  most  miserable  indeed." 

"Then  you  are  the  wicked  cause  of  my  sister's  ruin?" 
said  Jeanie,  with  a  natural  touch  of  indignation  expressed 
in  her  tone  of  voice. 

"  Curse  me  for  it,  if  you  will,"  said  tlie  stranger  ;  "  I  have 
well  deserved  it  at  your  hand." 

"It  is  fitter  for  me,"  said  Jeanie,  "to  pray  to  God  to 
forgive  you." 

"Do  as  you  will,  how  you  will,  or  what  you  will,"  he 
replied,  with  vehemence;  "only  promise  to  obey  my 
directions,  and  save  your  sister's  life.' 

"I  must  first  know,"  said  Jeanie,  "the  means  you  would 
have  me  use  in  her  behalf." 


170 '  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"No! — you  must  first  swear — solemnly  swear,  that  you 
will  employ  them,  when  I  make  them  known  to  you." 

"Surely,  it  is  needless  to  swear  that  I  will  do  all  that 
is  lawful  to  a  Christian,  to  save  the  life  of  my  sister  ?  " 

"I  will  have  no  reservation!"  thundered  the  stranger; 
"lawful  or  unlawful,  Christian  or  heathen,  you  shall 
swear  to  do  my  hest,  and  act  by  my  counsel,  or — you 
little  know  whose  wrath  you  provoke  1 " 

"  I  will  think  on  what  you  have  said,"  said  Jeanie,  who 
began  to  get  much  alarmed  at  the  frantic  vehemence  of 
his  manner,  and  disputed  in  her  own  mind  whether  slie 
spoke  to  a  maniac,  or  an  apostate  spirit  incarnate — "I 
will  think  on  what  you  say,  and  let  you  ken  to-morrow." 

"To-morrow!"  exclaimed  the  man,  with  a  laugh  of 
scorn — "And  where  will  I  be  to-morrow? — or,  where  will 
you  be  to-night,  unless  you  swear  to  walk  by  my  counsel  ? 
— There  was  one  accursed  deed  done  at  this  spot  before 
now  ;  and  there  shall  be  another  to  match  it,  unless  you 
yield  up  to  my  guidance  body  and  soul." 

As  he  spoke,  he  offered  a  pistol  at  the  unfortunate  young 
woman.  She  neither  fled  nor  fainted,  but  sunk  on  her  knees, 
and  asked  him  to  spare  her  life. 

"  Is  that  all  you  have  to  say?  "  said  the  unmoved  ruffian. 

"  Do  not  dip  your  hands  in  the  blood  of  a  defenceless 
creature  that  has  trusted  to  you,"  said  Jeanie.  still  on  her 
knees. 

"Is  that  all  you  can  say  for  your  life? — Have  you  no 
promise  to  give  ? — Will  you  destroy  your  sister,  and  compel 
me  to  shed  more  blood  ?  " 

"I  can  promise  nothing,"  said  Jeanie,  "which  is  un- 
lawful for  a  Christian." 

He  cocked  the  weapon,  and  held  it  towards  her. 

"May  God  forgive  you!"  she  said,  pressing  her  hands 
forcibly  against  her  eyes. 

"  D n  !  "  muttered  the  man  ;  and,  turning  aside  from 

her,  he  uncocked  the  pistol,  and  replaced  it  in  his  pocket — 
"I  am  a  villain,"  he  said,  "steeped  in  guilt  and  wretched- 
ness, but  not  wicked  enough  to  do  you  any  harm  !  I  only 
wished  to  terrify  you  into  my  measures. — She  hears  me 
not  —  she  is  gone  !  —  Great  God  !  what  a  wretch  am  I 
become ! " 

As  he  spoke,  she  recovered  herself  from  an  agony  which 
partook  of  the  bitterness  of  death  ;  and,  in  a  minute  or  two, 
through  the  strong  exertion  of  her  natural  sense  and  courage. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.-  171 

cted  herself  sufficiently  to  understand  he  intended  her  no 
personal  injury. 

"  No  !  "  he  repeated ;  "  I  would  not  add  to  the  murder  of 
/our  sister,  and  of  her  child,  that  of  any  one  belonging  to 
ner ! — Mad,  frantic,  as  I  am,  and  unrestrained  by  either 
ear  or  mercy,  given  up  to  the  possession  of  an  evil  being, 
md  forsaken  by  all  that  is  good,  I  would  not  hurt  you, 
were  the  world  offered  me  for  a  bribe !  But,  for  the  sake 
jf  all  that  is  dear  to  you,  swear  you  will  follow  my  counsel. 
Fake  this  weapon,  shoot  me  through  tlie  head,  and  with 
y'our  own  hand  revenge  your  sister's  wrong,  only  follow 
Jie  course — the  only  course,  by  which  her  life  can  be  saved." 

"  Alas  !  is  she  innocent  or  guilty  ?  " 

'*  She  is  guiltless — guiltless  of  everything,  but  of  having 
-ed  a  villain ! — Yet,  had  it  not  been  for  those  that  were 
e  than  I  am — yes,  worse  than  I  am,  though  I  am  bad 
indeed — this  misery  had  not  befallen." 
\    "  And  my  sister's  child — does  it  live  ?  "  said  Jeanie. 

"  No  ;  it  was  murdered — the  new-bom  infant  was  barbar- 
lOusly  murdered,"  he  uttered  in  a  low,  yet  stern  and  sustained 
voice;  "but,"  he  added  hastily,  "not  by  her  knowledge  or 
consent." 

"Then  why  cannot  the  gfuilty  be  brought  to  justice,  and 
the  innocent  freed  ?  " 

"Torment  me  not  with  questions  which  can  serve  no 
purpose,"  he  sternly  replied — "the  deed  was  done  by  those 
who  are  far  enough  from  pursuit,  and  safe  enough  from 
discovery  ! — No  one  can  save  Effie  but  yourself." 

"Woe's  me!  how  is  it  in  my  power?"  asked  Jeanie,  in 
despondency. 

"  Hearken  to  me  ! — You  have  sense — -^ou  can  apprehend 
my  meaning — I  will  trust  you.  Your  sister  is  innocent  of 
the  crime  charged  against  her " 

"  Thank  God  for  that !  "  said  Jeanie. 

"  Be  still  and  hearken ! — The  person  who  assisted  her 
in  her  illness  murdered  the  child ;  but  it  was  without  the 
mother's  knowledge  or  consent. — She  is  therefore  guiltless, 
as  guiltless  as  the  unhappy  innocent,  that  but  gasped  a 
few  minutes  in  this  unhappy  world — the  better  was  its  hap 
to  be  so  soon  at  rest.  She  is  innocent  as  that  infant,  and 
yet  she  must  die — it  is  impossible  to  clear  her  of  the  law  I  " 

"Cannot  the  wretches  be  discovered,  and  given  up  to 
punishment  ?  "  said  Jeanie. 

"  Do  you  think  you  will  persuade  those  who  are  hardened 


172  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

in  guilt  to  die  to  save  anotlier? — Is  tliat  tlie  reed  you  would 
lean  to  ?  " 

"  But  you  said  there  was  a  remedy,"  again  gasped  out 
the  terrified  young  woman. 

"There  is,"  answered  the  stranger,  "and  it  is  in  your 
own  hands.  The  blow  which  the  law  aims  cannot  be 
broken  by  dirtcUy  encountering  it,  but  it  may  be  turned 
aside.  You  saw  your  sister  during  the  period  preceding 
the  birth  of  her  child — what  is  so  natural  as  that  she 
should  have  mentioned  her  condition  to  you  ?  The  doing 
so  would,  as  their  cant  goes,  take  the  case  from  under  the 
statute,  for  it  removes  the  quality  of  concealment.  I  know 
their  jargon,  and  have  had  sad  cause  to  know  it ;  and 
the  quality  of  concealment  is  essential  to  this  statutory 
offence.*  Nothing  is  so  natural  as  that  Effie  should  have 
mentioned  her  condition  to  you  —  think  —  reflect  —  I  am 
positive  that  she  did." 

"Woe's  me!"  said  Jeanie,  "she  never  spoke  to  me  on 
the  subject,  but  grat  sorely  when  I  spoke  to  her  about  her 
altered  looks,  and  the  change  on  her  spirits." 

"You  asked  her  questions  on  the  subject?"  he  said 
eagerly.  "You  must  remember  her  answer  was  a  con- 
fession that  she  had  been  ruined  by  a  villain— yes,  lay  a 
strong  emphasis  on  that — a  cruel,  false  villain  call  it — 
any  other  name  is  unnecessary ;  and  that  she  bore  under 
her  bosom  the  consequences  of  his  guilt  and  her  folly ; 
and  that  he  had  assured  her  he  would  provide  safely  for 
her  approaching  illness. — Well  he  kept  his  word  1  "  These 
last  words  he  spoke,  as  it  were,  to  himself,  and  with  a 
violent  gesture  of  self-accusation,  and  then  calmly  proceeded, 
"you  will  remember  all  this?— That  is  all  that  is  necessary 
to  be  said." 

"  But  I  cannot  remember,"  answered  Jeanie,  with 
simplicity,  "that  which  Effie  never  told  me." 

"Are  you  so  dull — so  very  dull  of  apprehension?"  he 
exclaimed,  suddenly  grasping  her  .arm,  and  holding  it  firm 
in  his  hand.  "  I  tell  you "  (speaking  between  his  teeth, 
and  under  his  breath,  but  with  great  energy),  "you  must 
remember  that  she  told  you  all  this,  whether  she  ever  said  a 
syllable  of  it  or  no.  You  must  repeat  this  tale,  in  which 
there  is  no  falsehood,  except  in  so  far  as  it  was  not  told 
to  you,  before  these  Justices  —  Justiciary  —  whatever  they 
call  their  bloodthirsty  court,  and  save  your  sister  from 
*  Not*  i»    Child  murde* 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  173 

being    murdered,    and    them    from    becoming    murderers. 
V'  J    not    hesitate — I    pledge    life    and    salvation,    that    in 
;:ig  what   I  have  said,  you   will  only  speak  the  simple 
■Ji." 

'  But,"  replied  Jeanie,  whose  judgment  was  too  accurate 
;. .:  to  see  the  sophistry  of  this  argument,  "  I  shall  be  man- 
suorn  in  the  very  thing  in  which  my  testimony  is  wanted, 
for  it  is  the  concealment  for  which  poor  Effie  is  blamed, 
and  you  would  make  me  tell  a  falsehood  anent  it." 

*'  I  see,"  he  said,  "my  first  suspicions  of  you  were  right, 
and  that  you  will  let  your  sister,  innocent,  fair,  and 
guiltless,  except  in  trusting  a  villain,  die  the  death  of  a 
murderess,  rather  than  bestow  the  breath  of  your  mouth 
and  the  sound  of  your  voice  to  save  her." 

"  1  wad  ware  the  best  blood  in  my  body  to  keep  her 
skaithless,''  said  Jeanie,  weeping  in  bitter  agony,  "but  I 
canna  change  right  into  wrang,  or  make  that  true  which 
is  false." 

"Foolish,  hard-hearted  girl,"  said  the  stranger,  "are 
you  afraid  of  what  they  may  do  to  you  ?  I  tell  you,  even 
the  retainers  of  the  Inw,  who  course  life  as  greyhounds 
do  hares,  will  rejoice  at  the  escape  of  a  creature  so  young 
— so  beautiful ;  that  they  will  not  suspect  your  tale ; 
that,  if  tliey  did  suspect  it,  they  would  consider  you  as 
deserving,  not  only  of  forgiveness,  but  of  praise  for  your 
natural  affection." 

"It  is  not  man  I  fear,"  said  Jeanie,  looking  upward; 
"the  God,  whose  name  I  must  call  on  to  witness  the 
truth  of  what  I  say.  He  will  know  the  fab<;!iood." 

"And  He  will  know  the  motive,"  said  the  stranger 
eagerly  ;  "  He  will  know  that  you  are  doing  this — not  for 
lucre  of  gain,  but  to  save  the  life  of  the  innocent,  and 
prevent  the  commission  of  a  worse  crime  than  tliat  which 
the  law  seeks  to  avenge." 

"He  has  given  us  a  law,"  said  Jeanie,  "for  the  lamp  of 
our  path  ;  if  we  stray  from  it  we  err  against  knowledge 
— 1  may  not  do  evil,  even  that  good  may  come  out  of  it 
But  you — you  that  ken  all  this  to  be  true,  which  I  must 
take  on  your  word — you  that,  if  I  understood  what  you 
said  e'en  now,  promised  her  shelter  and  protection  in  her 
travail,  why  do  not  you  step  forward,  and  bear  leal  and 
soothfast  evidence  in  her  behalf,  as  ye  may  with  a  clear 
conscience  ?  " 

"To  whom  do  you  talk  of  a  clear  conscience,  woman?" 


174  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIA^^. 

said  he,  with  a  sudden  fierceness  which  renewed  her 
terrors — "to  me? — I  have  not  known  one  for  many  a 
year.  Bear  witness  in  her  behalf? — a  proper  witness, 
that,  even  to  speak  these  few  words  to  a  woman  of  so 
little  consequence  as  yourself,  must  choose  such  an  hour 
and  such  a  place  as  this.  When  you  see  owls  and  bats 
fly  abroad,  like  larks,  in  the  sunshine,  you  may  expect  to 
see  such  as  I  am  in  the  assemblies  of  men. — Hush — listen 
to  that." 

A  voice  was  heard  to  sing  one  of  those  wild  and  mono- 
tonous strains  so  common  in  Scotland,  and  to  which  the 
natives  of  that  country  chant  their  old  ballads.  The 
sound  ceased — then  came  nearer,  and  was  renewed ;  the 
stranger  listened  attentively,  still  holding  Jeanie  by  the 
arm  (as  she  stood  by  him  in  motionless  terror),  as  if  to 
prevent  her  interrupting  the  strain  by  speaking  or  stir- 
ring. When  the  sounds  were  renewed,  the  words  were 
distinctly  audible — 

"  When  the  glede's  in  the  blue  cloud, 
The  lavrock  lies  still  ; 
When  the  hound's  in  the  green-wood. 
The  hind  keeps  the  hill." 

The  person  who  sung  kept  a  strained  and  powerful  voice 
at  its  highest  pitcli,  so  that  it  could  be  heard  at'  a  very 
considerable  distance.  As  the  song  ceased,  they  might 
hear  a  stifled  sound,  as  of  steps  and  whispers  of  persons 
approaching  them.  The  song  was  again  raised,  but  the 
tune  was  changed — 

"O  sleep  ye  sound,  Sir  James,  she  said, 
When  ye  suld  rise  and  ride? 
There's  twenty  men  wi*  bow  and  blade, 
Are  seeking  where  ye  hide." 

"  I  dare  stay  no  longer,"  said  the  stranger  ;  "  return 
home,  or  remain  till  they  come  up — you  have  nothing  to 
fear — but  do  not  tell  you  saw  me — your  sister's  fate  is  in 
your  hands."  So  saying,  he  turned  from  her,  and  with 
a  swift,  yet  cautiously  noiseless  step,  plunged  into  the 
darkness  on  the  side  most  remote  from  the  sounds  which 
they  heard  approaching,  and  was  soon  lost  to  her  sight. 
Jeanie  remained  by  the  cairn  terrified  beyond  expression, 
and  uncertain  whether  she  ought  to  fiy  homeward  with 


THE  HEART   OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  175 

all  the  speed  she  could  exert,  or  wait  the  approach  of 
those  who  were  advancing-  towards  her.  This  uncertainty 
detained  her  so  long,  that  she  now  distinctly  saw  two  or 
three  figures  already  so  near  to  her,  that  a  precipitate 
flight  would  have  been  equally  fruitless  and  impolitic. 


CHAPTER  XVI. 

She  speaks  thing's  in  doubt, 

That  carry  but  half  sense  :  her  speech  is  nothing', 

Yet  the  unshaped  use  of  it  doth  move 

The  hearers  to  collection  ;  they  aim  at  it. 

And  botch  the  words  up  to  fit  their  own  thougfhls. 

Hamlet. 

Like  the  digressi\-e  poet  Arlosto,  I  find  myself  under 
the  necessity  of  connecting  tlie  branches  of  my  story,  by 
taking  up  the  adventures  of  another  of  tlie  characters,  and 
bringing  them  down  to  the  point  at  which  we  have  left 
those  of  Jeanie  Deans.  It  is  not,  perhaps,  the  most  arti- 
ficial way  of  telling  a  storj',  but  it  has  the  advantage 
of  sparing  the  necessity  of  resuming  what  a  knitter  (if 
stocking-looms  have  left  such  a  person  in  the  land)  might 
call  our  "dropped  stitches;"  a  labour  in  which  the  author 
generally  toils  much,  without  getting  credit  for  his  pains. ^ 

"I  could  risk  a  sma'  wad,"  said  the  clerk  to  the  magis- 
trate, "that  this  rascal  Ratcliffe,  if  he  were  insured  of  his 
neck's  safety,  could  do  more  than  ony  ten  of  our  police- 
people  and  constables,  to  help  us  to  get  out  of  this  scrape 
of  Porteous's.  He  is  weel  acquent  wi'  a'  the  smugglers, 
thieves,  and  banditti  about  Edinburgh ;  and,  indeed,  he 
may  be  called  the  father  of  a'  the  misdoers  in  Scotland, 
for  he  has  passed  amang  them  for  these  twenty  years  by 
the  name  of  Daddy  Rat." 

"A  bonny  sort  of  a  scoundrel,"  replied  the  magistrate, 
«*  to  expect  a  place  under  the  city  !  " 

"  Begging  your  honour's  pardon,"  said  the  city's  pro- 
curator-fiscal, upon  whom  the  duties  of  superintendent 
of  police  devolved,  "  Mr.  Fairscrieve  is  perfectly  in  the 
right  It  is  just  sic  as  Ratcliffe  that  the  town  needs 
in  my  department ;  an  if  sae  be  that  he's  disposed  to 
turn  his  Icnowledge  to  the  city  service,  ye '11  no  find  a 
better    man. — Ye'll    get    nae    saints    to    be    searchers    for 


176  THE   HEART  OF   MlD-LOTHlAN. 

uncustomed  goods,  or  for  thieves  and  sic  like ;  and  your 
decent  sort  of  men,  religious  professors,  and  broken 
tradesmen,  that  are  put  into  the  like  o'  sic  trust,  can  do 
nae  gude  ava.  They  are  feared  for  this,  and  they  are 
scrupulous  about  that,  and  they  were  na  free  to  tell  a  lie, 
though  it  may  be  for  the  benefit  of  the  city ;  and  they 
dinna  like  to  be  out  at  irregular  hours,  and  in  a  dark, 
cauld  night,  and  they  like  a  clout  ower  the  croun  far 
waur ;  and  sae  between  the  fear  o'  God,  and  the  fear  o' 
man,  and  the  fear  o'  getting  a  sair  throat,  or  sair  banes, 
there's  a  dozen  o'  our  city-folk,  baith  waiters,  and  ofiicers, 
and  constables,  that  can  find  out  naething  but  a  wee  bit 
skulduddery  for  the  benefit  of  the  kirk  treasurer.  Jock 
Porteous,  that's  stiff  and  stark,  puir  fallow,  was  worth  a  dozen 
o'  them  ;  for  he  never  had  ony  fears,  or  scruples,  or  doubts, 
or  conscience,  about  onything  your  Honours  bade  him." 

"He  was  a  gude  servant  o'  the  town,"  said  the  Bailie, 
"though  he  was  an  ower  free-living  man.  But  if  you 
really  think  this  rascal  Ratcliffe  could  do  us  ony  service 
in  discovering  these  malefactors,  I  would  insure  him  life, 
reward,  and  promotion.  It's  an  awesome  thing  this  mis- 
chance for  the  city,  Mr.  Fairscrieve.  It  will  be  very  ill 
taen  wi'  abune  stairs.  Queen  Caroline,  God  bless  her! 
is  a  woman — at  least  I  judge  sae,  and  it's  nae  treason  to 
speak  my  mind  sae  far — and  ye  maybe  ken  as  weel  as  I 
do,  for  ye  hae  a  housekeeper,  though  ye  arena  a  married 
man,  that  women  are  wilfu',  and  downa  bide  a  slight. 
And  it  will  sound  ill  in  her  ears,  that  sic  a  confused  mis- 
take suld  come  to  pass,  and  naebody  sae  muckle  as  to  be 
put  in  the  Tolbooth  about  it." 

'*  If  ye  thought  that,  sir,"  said  the  procurator-fiscal,  "  we 
could  easily  clap  into  the  prison  a  few  blackguards  upon 
suspicion.  It  will  have  a  gude,  active  look,  and  I  hae  aye 
plenty  on  my  list,  that  wadna  be  a  hair  the  waur  of  a  week 
or  twa's  imprisonment ;  and  if  ye  thought  it  no  strictly 
just,  ye  could  be  just  the  easier  wi'  them  the  neist  time 
they  did  onything  to  deserve  it ;  they  arena  the  sort  to  be 
lang  o'  gieing  ye  an  opportunity  to  clear  scores  wi'  them  on 
that  account." 

"  I  doubt  that  will  hardly  do  in  this  case,  Mr.  Sharpit- 
law,"  returned  the  town-clerk;  "they'll  run  their  letters,* 
and  be  adrift  again,  before  ye  ken  where  ye  are." 

•  A  Scottish  form  of  procedure,  answering,  in  some  respects,  to  the  English 
Habeas  Corpus. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  177 

"I  will  speak  to  the  Lord  Provost,"  said  the  magistrate, 
"about  Ratcliffe's  business.  Mr.  Sharpitlaw,  you  will  go 
with  me  and  receive  instructions — something  may  be  made, 
too,  out  of  this  story  of  Butler's  and  his  unknown  gentle- 
man— I  know  no  business  any  man  has  to  swagger  about 
in  the  King's  Park,  and  call  himself  the  devil,  to  the  terror 
of  honest  folks,  who  dinna  care  to  hear  mair  about  the 
devil  than  is  said  from  the  pulpit  on  the  Sabbath.  I  cannot 
think  the  preacher  himself  wad  be  heading  the  rnob, 
though  the  time  has  been,  they  hae  been  as  forward  in  a 
bruilzie  as  their  neighbours." 

"But  these  times  are  lang  by,"  said  Mr.  Sharpitlaw. 
"In  my  father's  time,  there  was  mair  search  for  silenced 
ministers  about  the  Bow-head  and  the  Covenant  Close,  and 
all  the  tents  of  Kedar,  as  they  ca'd  the  dwellings  o'  the 
godly  in  those  days,  than  there's  now  for  thieves  and 
vagabonds  in  the  Laigh  Calton  and  the  back  o'  the  Canon- 
gate.  But  that  lime's  weel  by,  an  it  bide.  And  if  the 
Bailie  will  get  me  directions  and  authority  from  the 
Provost,  I'll  speak  wi'  Daddie  Rat  mysell ;  for  Tm  thinking 
I'll  make  mair  out  o'  him  than  ye'U  do." 

Mr.  Sharpitlaw,  being  necessarily  a  man  of  high  trust, 
was  accordingly  empowered,  in  the  course  of  the  day,  to 
make  such  arrangements  as  might  seem  in  the  emergency 
most  advantageous  for  the  Good  Town.  He  went  to  the 
jail  accordingly,  and  saw  Ratcliffe  in  private. 

The  relative  positions  of  a  police-officer  and  a  professed 
thief  bear  a  different  complexion,  according  to  circumstances. 
The  most  obvious  simile  of  a  hawk  pouncing  upon  his  prey 
is  often  least  applicable.  Sometimes  the  guardian  of 
justice  has  the  air  of  a  cat  watching  a  mouse,  and,  while 
he  suspends  his  purpose  of  springing  upon  the  pilferer,  takes 
care  so  to  calculate  his  motions  that  he  shall  not  get  beyond 
his  power.  Sometimes,  more  passive  still,  he  uses  the  art 
of  fascination  ascribed  to  the  rattle-snake,  and  contents 
himself  with  glaring  on  the  victim,  through  all  his  devious 
flutterings ;  certain  that  his  terror,  confusion,  and  disorder 
of  ideas,  will  bring  him  into  his  jaws  at  last.  The  interview 
between  Ratcliffe  and  Sharpitlaw  had  an  aspect  different 
from  all  these.  They  sat  for  five  minutes  silent,  on  opposite 
sides  of  a  small  table,  and  looked  fixedly  at  each  other, 
with  a  sharp,  knowing,  and  alert  cast  of  countenance,  not 
unmingled  with  an  inclination  to  laugh,  and  resembled, 
more    than   anything   else,    two  dogs    who,    preparing  for 


178  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHrAW; 

a  game  at  romps,  are  seen  to  couch  down,  and  remain 
in  that  posture  for  a  little  time,  watching  each  other's 
movements,  and  waiting  which  shall  begin  the  game. 

"So,  Mr.  KatclifTe,"  said  the  officer,  conceiving  it  suited 
his  dignity  to  speak  first,  "you  give  up  business,  1 
find  ?  " 

"Yes,  sir,"  replied  Ratclifie  ;  "I  shall  be  on  that  lay 
nae  mair — and  I  think  that  will  save  your  folk  some  trouble, 
Mr.  Sharpitlaw?" 

"  Which  Jock  Dalgleish  "  (then  finisher  of  the  law  in  the 
Scottish  metropolis)  "wad  save  them  as  easily,"  returned 
the  procurator-fiscal. 

"Ay;  if  I  waited  in  the  Tolbooth  here  to  have  him  fit 
my  cravat — but  that's  an  idle  way  o'  speaking,  Mr. 
Sharpitlaw." 

"  Why,  I  suppose  you  know  you  are  under  sentence  of 
death,  Mr.  Ratcliffe  ?  '  replied  Mr.  Sharpitlaw. 

"Ay,  so  are  a',  as  that  worthy  minister  said  in  the 
Tolbooth  Kirk  the  day  Robertson  wan  off;  but  naebody 
kens  when  it  will  be  executed.  Gude  faith,  he  had  better 
reason  to  say  sae  than  he  dreamed  of,  before  the  play  was 
played  out  that  morning  !  " 

"This  Robertson,"  said  Sharpitlaw,  in  a  lower  and 
something  like  a  confidential  tone,  "d'ye  ken,  Rat — that 
is,  can  ye  gie  us  ony  inkling  where  he  is  to  be  heard 
tello'?" 

"Troth,  Mr.  Sharpitlaw,  I'll  be  frank  wi' ye ;  Robertson 
is  rather  a  cut  abune  me — a  wild  deevil  he  was,  and  mony 
a  daft  prank  he  played  ;  but  except  the  Collector's  job  that 
Wilson  led  him  into,  and  some  tuilzies  about  run  goods 
wi'  the  gangers  and  the  waiters,  he  never  did  onything  that 
came  near  our  line  o'  Ijusiness." 

"  Umph  I  that's  singular,  considering  the  company  he 
kept." 

"  Fact,  upon  my  honour  and  credit,"  said  Ratcliffe  gravely. 
"  He  keepit  out  o'  our  little  bits  of  aftairs,  and  that's  mair 
than  Wilson  did  ;  I  hae  dune  business  wi' Wilson  afore  now. 
But  the  lad  will  come  on  in  time ;  there's  nae  fear  o'  him ; 
naebody  will  live  the  life  he  has  led,  but  what  he'll  come 
to  sooner  or  later." 

"Who  or  what  is  he,  Ratcliff'e?  you  know,  I  suppose?" 
said  Sharpitlaw. 

"  He's  better  born,  I  judge,  than  he  cares  to  let  on  ;  he's 
been  a  soldier,  and  he  has  been  a  play-actor,  and  I  watna 


THE 'HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  179 

what  he  has  been  or  hasna  been,  for  as  young  as  he  is,  sae 
that  it  had  daffing  and  nonsense  about  it." 

"  Pretty  pranks  he  has  played  in  his  time,  I  suppose?  " 

"Ye  may  say  that,"  said  Ratcliffe,  with  a  sardonic  smile; 
"  and  "  (touching  his  nose),  "a  deevil  among  the  lasses.". 

"Like  enough,"  said  Sharpitlaw.  "Weel,  Ratcliffe,  I'll 
no  stand  niffering  wi'  ye  ;  ye  ken  the  way  that  favour's 
gotten  in  my  office  ;  ye  maun  be  usefu'." 

"Certainly,  sir,  to  the  best  of  my  power  —  naething 
for  naething  —  I  ken  the  rule  of  the  office,"  said  the 
ex-depredator. 

"Now  the  principal  thing  in  hand  e'en  now,"  said  the 
official  person,  "is  this  job  of  Porteous's ;  an  ye  can 
gie  us  a  lift — why,  the  inner  turnkey's  office  to  begin 
wi'  and  the  captainship  in  time  —  ye  understand  my 
meaning  ?  " 

"Ay,  troth,  do  I,  sir;  a  wink's  as  gude  as  a  nod  to  a 
blind  horse  :  but  Jock  Porteous's  job — Lord  help  ye  I — I  was 
under  sentence  the  haill  time.  God !  but  I  couldna  help 
laughing  when  I  heard  Jock  skirling  for  mercy  in  the 
lads'  hands !  Mony  a  het  skin  ye  hae  gien  me,  neighbour, 
thought  I,  take  ye  what's  gaun  :  time  about's  fair  play; 
ye '11  ken  now  what  hanging's  gude  for." 

"Come,  come,  this  is  all  nonsense.  Rat,"  said  the  pro- 
curator. "Ye  canna  creep  out  at  that  hole,  lad  ;  you  must 
speak  to  the  point,  you  understand  me,  if  you  want  favour ; 
gif-gaf  makes  gude  friends,  ye  ken." 

"  But  how  can  I  speak  to  the  point,  as  your  honour  ca's 
it,"  said  Ratcliffe  demurely,  and  with  an  air  of  great 
simplicity,  ' '  when  ye  ken  I  was  under  sentence,  and  in  the 
strong-room  a'  the  while  the  job  was  going  on  ?  " 

"And  how  can  we  turn  ye  loose  on  the  public  again, 
Daddie  Rat,  unless  ye  do  or  say  something  to  deser\e  it  ?  " 

"Well,  then,  d — n  it!"  answered  the  criminal,  "since  it 
maun  be  sae,  I  saw  Geordie  Robertson  among  the  bovs 
that  brake  the  jail ;  I  suppose  that  will  do  me  some  gude  ?  " 

"That's  speaking  to  the  purpose,  indeed,"  said  the  office- 
bearer ;  "and  now.  Rat,  where  think  ye  we'll  find  him  ?  " 

"  Deil  haet  o' me  kens,"  said  Ratcliffe;  "he'll  no  likely 
gun^  back  to  ony  o'  his  auld  howffs  ;  he'll  be  off  the  country 
by  tins  time.  He  has  gude  friends  some  gate  or  other,  for 
a'  the  life  he's  led  ;  he's  been  weel  educate." 

"He'll  grace  the  gallows  the  better,"  said  Mr.  Sharpit- 
law ;  "a  desperate  dog,  to  murder  an  officer  of  the  city  for 


i8o  THE   HEART   OF    MID-LOTHIAN. 

doing  his  duty  !  Wha  kens  wha's  turn  it  might  be  next ! — 
But  you  saw  him  plainly  ?  " 

"As  plainly  as  I  see  you." 

"  How  was  he  dressed  ?  "  said  Sharpitlaw. 

"  I  couldna  weel  see  ;  something  of  a  woman's  bit  mutcli 
on  his  head  ;  but  ye  never  saw  sic  a  ca'throw.  Ane  couldna 
hae  een  to  a'  thing." 

"  But  did  he  speak  to  no  one  ?  " 

"They  were  a'  speaking  and  gabbling  through  other," 
said  Ratcliffe,  who  was  obviously  unwilling  to  carry  his 
evidence  farther  than  he  could  possibly  help. 

"This  will  not  do,  Ratcliffe,"  said  the  procurator;  "you 
must  speak  out — out — out,'"'  tapping  the  table  emphatically, 
as  he  repeated  that  impressive  monosyllable. 

"It's  very  hard,  sir,"  said  the  prisoner;  "and  but  for 
the  under-turnkey's  place " 

"And  the  reversion  of  the  captaincy — the  captaincy  of 
the  Tolbooth,  man — that  is,  in  case  of  gude  behaviour." 

"Ay,  ay,"  said  Ratcliffe,  "gude  behaviour! — there's  the 
deevil.  And  then  it's  waiting  for  dead  folk's  shoon  into  the 
bargain." 

"But  Robertson's  head  will  weigh  something,"  said 
Sharpitlaw;  "something  gey  and  heavy,  Rat;  the  town 
maun  show  cause — that's  right  and  reason — and  then  ye'll 
hae  freedom  to  enjoy  your  gear  honestly." 

"I  dinna  ken,"  said  Ratcliffe;  "it's  a  queer  way  of 
beginning  the  trade  of  honesty — but  deil  ma  care.  Weel, 
then,  I  heard  and  saw  him  speak  to  the  wench  Effie  Deans, 
that's  up  there  for  child-murder." 

"The  deil  ye  did?  Rat,  this  is  finding  a  mare's  nest  wi' 
a  witness. — And  the  man  that  spoke  to  Butler  in  the  Park, 
and  that  was  to  meet  wi'  Jeanie  Deans  at  Muschat's  Cairn — 
whew  !  lay  that  and  that  thegither  !  As  sure  as  I  live  he's 
been  the  father  of  the  lassie's  wean. " 

"There  hae  been  waur  guesses  than  that,  I'm  thinking," 
observed  Ratcliffe,  turning  his  quid  of  tobacco  in  his  cheek, 
and  squirting  out  the  juice.  "  1  heard  something  awhile 
syne  about  his  drawing  up  wi'  a  bonny  quean  about  the 
Pleasaunts,  and  that  it  was  a'  Wilson  could  do  to  keep  him 
frae  marrying  her." 

Here  a  city  officer  entered,  and  told  Sharpitlaw  that  they 
had  the  woman  in  custody  whom  he  had  directed  them  to 
bring  before  him. 

"It's    little    matter     now,"    said    he,    "Uie     thing     is 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  181 

taking  another  turn ;  however,  George,  ye  may  bring 
her  in." 

Tlie  officer  retired,  and  introduced,  upon  his  return,  a 
tall,  strapping  wench  of  eighteen  or  twenty,  dressed 
fantastically  in  a  sort  of  blue  riding-jacket,  with  tarnished 
lace,  her  hair  clubbed  like  that  of  a  man,  a  Highland 
bonnet,  and  a  bunch  of  broken  feathers,  a  riding-skirt  (or 
petticoat)  of  scarlet  camlet,  embroidered  with  tarnished 
flowers.  Her  features  were  coarse  and  masculine,  yet  at 
a  little  distance,  by  dint  of  very  bright,  wild-looking  black 
eyes,  an  aquiline  nose,  and  a  commanding  profile,  appeared 
rather  handsome.  She  flourished  the  switch  she  held  in 
her  hand,  dropped  a  curtsey  as  low  as  a  lady  at  a  birth-night 
introduction,  recovered  herself  seemingly  according  to 
Touchstone's  directions  to  Audrey,  and  opened  the  con- 
versation without  waiting  till  any  questions  were  asked. 

"God  gie  your  honour  gude-e'en,  and  mony  o'  them,  bonnie 
Mr.  Sharpitlaw  ! — Gude-e'en  to  ye,  Daddie  Ratton — they 
tauld  me  ye  were  hanged,  man  ;  or  did  ye  get  out  o'  John 
Dalgleish's  hands  like  half-hangit  Maggie  Dickson  ?  " 

"Whisht,  ye  daft  jaud,"  said  Ratcliffe,  "and  hear  what's 
said  to  ye." 

"  Wi'  a'  my  heart,  Ratton.  Great  preferment  for  poor 
Madge  to  be  brought  up  the  street  wi'  a  grand  man,  wi' 
a  coat  a'  passemented  wi'  worset-lace,  to  speak  wi'  provosts, 
and  bailies,  and  town-clerks,  and  prokitors,  at  this  time  o' 
day — and  the  haill  town  looking  at  me,  too. — This  is  honour 
on  earth  for  ance  !  " 

"Ay,  Madge,"  said  Mr.  Sharpitlaw,  in  a  coaxing  tone; 
"and  ye're  dressed  out  in  your  braws,  I  see;  these  are 
not  your  everydays'  claiths  ye  have  on." 

"  Deil  be  in  my  fingers,  then  !  "  said  Madge. — "  Eh, 
sirs  I  "  (observing  Butler  come  into  the  apartment),  "there's 
a  minister  in  the  Tolbooth — wha  will  ca'  it  a  graceless 
place  now? — I'se  warrant  he's  in  for  the  gude  auld  cause — 
but  it's  be  nae  cause  o'  mine,"  and  off  she  went  into  a  song — 

**  Hey  for  cavaliers,  ho  for  cavaliers, 
Dub  a  diib,  dub  a  dub  ; 
Have  at  old  Beelzebub — 
Oliver's  squeaking  for  fear." 

"  Did  you  ever  see  that  mad  woman  before  ? "  said 
Sharpitlaw  to  Butler. 


i8?  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"  Not  to  my  knowledge,  sir,"  replied  Butler. 

"I  thought  as  much,"  said  the  piocurator-fiscal,  looking 
towards  Ratcliffe,  who  answered  his  glance  with  a  nod  of 
acquiescence  and  intelligence. 

"But  that  is  Madge  Wildfire,  as  she  calls  herself,"  said 
the  man  of  law  to  Butler. 

"Ay,  that  I  am,"  said  Madge,  "and  that  I  have  been 
ever  since  I  was  something  better  —  Heigh  ho"  —  (and 
something  like  melancholy  dwelt  on  her  features  for  a 
minute) — "But  I  canna  mind  when  that  was — it  was  lang 
syne,  at  ony  rate,  and  I'll  ne'er  fash  my  thumb  about  it — 

"  I  gflance  like  the  wildfire  through  country  and  town ; 
I'm  seen  on  the  causeway — I'm  seen  on  the  down  ; 
The  ligfhtning'  that  flashes  so  bright  and  so  free. 
Is  scarcely  so  blithe  or  so  bonny  as  me." 

"  Haud  your  tongue,  ye  skirling  limmer ! "  said  the 
officer,  who  had  acted  as  master  of  the  ceremonies  to  this 
extraordinary  performer,  and  who  was  rather  scandalised 
at  the  freedom  of  her  demeanour  before  a  person  of  Mr. 
Sharpitlaw's  importance — "haud  your  tongue,  or  I'se  gie 
ye  something  to  skirl  for !  " 

"Let  her  alone,  George,"  said  Sharpitlaw,  "dinna  put 
her  out  o*  tune ;  I  hae  some  questions  to  ask  her. — But 
first,  Mr.  Butler,  take  another  look  of  her." 

"Do  sae,  minister — do  sae,"  cried  Madge;  "I  am  as 
weel  worth  looking  at  as  ony  book  in  your  aught.— And 
I  can  say  the  single  carritch,  and  the  double  carritch, 
and  justiRcation,  and  effectual  calling,  and  the  assembly 
of  divines  at  Westminster,  that  is  "  (she  added  in  a  low 
tone),  "  I  could  say  them  ance — but  it's  lang  syne — and 
ane  forgets,  ye  ken."  And  poor  Madge  heaved  another 
deep  sigh. 

"Weel,  sir,"  said  Mr.  Sharpitlaw  to  Butler,  "what  think 
ye  now  ?  " 

"As  I  did  before,"  said  Butler;  "that  I  never  saw  the 
poor  demented  creature  in  my  life  before." 

"Then  she  is  not  the  person  whom  you  said  the  rioters 
last  night  described  as  Madge  Wildfire  ?  " 

"Certainly  not,"  said  Butler.  "They  may  be  near  the 
same  height,  for  they  are  both  tall,  but  I  see  little  other 
resemblance." 

"Their  dress,  then,  is  not  alike?"  said  Sharpitlaw. 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  183 

*'  Not  in  the  least,"  said  Butler, 

"  Madge,  my  bonny  woman,"  said  Sharpttlaw,  tn  the 
same  coaxing  manner,  "what  did  ye  do  wi'  your  ilka-day's 
claes  yesterday  ?  " 

"  I  dinna  mind,"  said  Madge. 

"  Where  was  ye  yesterday  at  e'en,  Madge? " 

"I  dinna  mmd  onything  about  yesterday,"  answered 
Madge;  "ae  day  is  eneuch  for  onybody  to  wun  ower 
wi'  at  a  time,  and  ower  muckle  sometimes." 

"  But  maybe,  Madge,  ye  wad  mind  something  about 
•it,  if  I  was  to  gie  ye  this  half-crown  ? "  said  Sharpitlaw, 
taking  out  the  piece  of  money. 

"That  might  gar  me  laugh,  but  it  couldna  gar  me 
mind." 

"But,  Madge,"  continued  Sharpitlaw,  "were  I  to 
send  you  to  the  warkhouse  in  Leith  Wynd,  and  gar 
Jock  Dalgleish  lay  the  tawse  on  your  back " 

"That  wad  gar  me  greet,"  said  Madge,  sobbing,  "but 
it  couldna  gar  me  mind,  ye  ken." 

"She  is  ower  far  past  reasonable  folk's  motives,- sir," 
said  Ratcliffe,  "to  mind  siller,  or  John  Dalgleish,  or  the 
cat-and-nine-tails  either ;  but  I  think  I  could  gar  her  tell 
us  something." 

"Trj'  her,  then,  Ratcliffe,"  said  Sharpitlaw,  "for  I  am 
tired  of  her  crazy  pate,  and  be  d — d  to  her." 

"  Madge,"  said  Ratcliffe,  "  hae  ye  ony  joes  now?  " 

"An  onybody  ask  ye,  say  ye  dinna  ken.  Set  him  to 
be  speaking  of  my  joes,  auld  Daddie  Ratton  !  " 

"  I  dare  say,  ye  hae  deil  ane?  " 

"See  if  I  hae'na  then,"  said  Madge,  with  the  toss  of  the 
head  of  affronted  beauty — "there's  Rob  the  Ranter,  and 
Will  Fleming,  and  then  there's  Geordie  Robertson,  lad — 
that's  Gentleman  Geordie — what  think  ye  o'  that  ?  " 

Ratcliffe  laughed,  and,  winking  to  the  procurator-fiscal, 
pursued  the  inquiry  in  his  own  way.  "But,  Madge,  the 
lads  only  like  ye  when  ye  hae  on  your  braws — they 
wadna  touch  you  wi'  a  pair  o'  tangs  when  you  are  in  your 
auld  ilka-day  rags." 

"Ye're  a'leeing  auld  sorrow,  then,"  replied  the  fair  one; 
"for  Gentle  Geordie  Robertson  put  my  ilka-day's  claes 
on  his  ain  bonny  sel'  yestreen,  and  gaed  a'  through  the 
town  wi'  them  ;  and  gawsie  and  grand  he  lookit,  like  ony 
queen  in  the  land." 

"  I  dinna  believe  a  word  o't,"  said  Ratcliffe,  with  another 


i84  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

wink  to  the  procurator.  "Thae  duds  were  a'  o'  the 
colour  o'  moonshine  in  the  water,  I'm  thinking,  Madge. 
— The  gown  wad  be  a  sky-blue  scarlet,  I'se  warrant  ye  ?  " 

"  It  was  nae  sic  thing,"  eaid  Madge,  whose  unretentive 
memory  let  out,  in  the  eagerness  of  contradiction,  all  that 
she  would  have  most  wished  to  keep  concealed,  had  her 
judgment  been  equal  to  Iier  inclination.  "  It  was  neither 
scarlet  nor  sky-blue,  but  my  ain  auld  brown  threshie- 
coat  of  a  short-gown,  and  my  mother's  auld  mutch,  and 
my  red  rokelay — and  he  gied  me  a  croun  an'  a  kiss  for 
the  use  o'  them,  blessing  on  his  bonnie  face — though  it's 
been  a  dear  ane  to  me." 

"And  where  did  he  change  his  clothes  again,  hinnie?" 
said  Sharpitlaw,  in  his  most  conciliatory  manner. 

"The  procurator's  spoiled  a',"  observed  Ratcliflfe  dryly. 

And  it  was  even  so ;  for  the  question,  put  in  so  direct 
a  shape,  immediately  awakened  Madge  to  the  propriety 
of  being  reserved  upon  those  very  topics  on  which  Rat- 
cliflfe had  indirectly  seduced  her  to  become  communicative. 

"What  was't  ye  were  speering  at  us,  sir?"  she  resumed, 
with  an  appearance  of  stolidity  so  speedily  assumed,  as 
showed  there  was  a  good  deal  of  knavery  mixed  with  her 
folly. 

"I  asked  you,"  said  the  procurator,  "at  what  hour,  and 
to  what  place,  Robertson  brought  back  your  clothes." 

"Robertson? — Lord  haud  a  care  o'  us!  what  Robert- 
son ?  " 

"Why,  the  fellow  we  were  speaking  of,  Gentle  Geordie, 
as  you  call  him." 

"Geordie  Gentle!"  answered  Madge,  with  well-feigned 
amazement — "I  dinna  ken  naebody  they  ca'  Geordie 
Gentle." 

"  Come,  my  jo,"  said  Sharpitlaw,  "this  will  not  do  ;  you 
must  tell  us  what  you  did  with  these  clothes  of  yours." 

Madge  Wildfire  made  no  answer,  unless  the  question 
may  seem  connected  with  the  snatch  of  a  song  with 
which  she  indulged  the  embarrassed  investigator  : — 

"What  did  ye  wi'  the  bridal  ring: — bridal  ring— bridal  ring? 
What  did  ye  wi'  your  wedding  ring,  ye  little  cutty  quean,  O? 
I  gied  it  till  a  sodger,  a  sodger,  a  sodger, 
I  gied  it  till  a  sodger,  an  auld  true  love  o'  mine,  O." 

Of  all  the  mad  women  who  have  sung  and  said,  since 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  185 

the  days  of  Hamlet  the  Dane,  if  Ophelia  be  the  most 
aft'ecting,  Madge  Wildfire  was  the  most  provoking. 

The  procurator-fiscal  was  in  despair.  "I'll  take  some 
measures  with  this  d — d  Bess  of  Bedlam,"  said  he,  "that 
shall  make  her  find  her  tongue." 

"  VVi'  your  favour,  sir,"  said  RatclifFe,  "better  let  her 
mind  settle  a  little.     Ye  have  aye  made  out  something." 

"True,"  said  the  official  person;  "a  brown  short-gown, 
mutch,  red  rokeiay — that  agrees  with  your  Madge  Wild- 
fire, Mr.  Butler?"  Butler  agreed  that  it  did  so.  "Yes, 
there  was  a  sufficient  motive  for  taking  this  crazy 
creature's  dress  and  name,  while  he  was  about  such  a  job." 

"And  I  am  free  to  say  now,"  said  Ratclifte 

"When  you  see  it  has  come  out  without  you,"  inter- 
rupted Sharpitlaw. 

"Just  sae,  sir,"  reiterated  Ratcliflfe.  "I  am  free  to  say 
now,  since  it's  come  out  otherwise,  that  these  were  the 
clothes  I  saw  Robertson  wearing  last  night  in  the  iail, 
when  he  was  at  the  head  of  the  rioters." 

"That's  direct  evidence,"  said  Sharpitlaw;  "stick  to 
that,  Rat — I  will  report  favourably  of  you  to  the  provost, 
for  I  have  business  for  you  to-night.  It  wears  late ;  I 
must  home  and  get  a  snack,  and  I'll  be  back  in  the  even- 
ing. Keep  Madge  with  you,  RatclifVe,  and  try  to  get  her 
into  a  good  tune  again."     So  saying,  he  left  the  prison. 


CHAPTER   XVII. 

And  some  they  whistled — and  some  they  sang, 

And  some  did  loudly  say, 
Whenever  Lord  Barnard's  horn  it  blew, 

"Away,  Musgrave,  away  !  " 

Ballad  of  Little  Musgrave. 

When  the  man  of  office  returned  to  the  Heart  of  Mid- 
Lothian,  he  resumed  his  conference  with  Ratcliffe,  of 
whose  experience  and  assistance  he  now  held  himself 
secure.  "You  must  speak  with  this  wench.  Rat  —  this 
Effie  Deans — you  must  sift  her  a  wee  bit ;  for  as  sure  as 
a  tether  she  will  ken  Robertson's  haunts. — till  her,  Rat-- 
till  her,  without  delay." 

"Craving    your    pardon,     Mr.     Sharpitlaw,"    said    the 
turnkey-elect,  "that's  what  I  am  not  free  to  do." 


j86  the  heart  of  MID-LOTHIAN. 

"Free  to  do,  man!  what  the  deil  ails  ye  now? — I 
thought  we  had  settled  a'  that  ?  " 

"I  dinna  ken,  sir,"  said  RatcIIfTe ;  "I  hae  spoken  to 
this  Effie — she's  strange  to  this  place  and  to  its  ways,  and 
to  a'  our  ways,  Mr.  Sharpitlaw  ;  and  she  greets,  the  silly 
tawpie,  and  she's  breaking  her  heart  already  about  this 
wild  chield  ;  and  were  she  the  means  o'  taking  him,  she 
wad  break  it  outright." 

"She  wunna  hae  time,  lad,"  said  Sharpitlaw;  "the 
woodie  will  hae  its  uin  o'  her  before  that — a  woman's 
heart  takes  a  lang  time  o'  breaking." 

"That's  according  to  the  stuff  they  are  made  o'.  sir,'' 
replied  Ratcliffe. — "But  to  make  a  lang  tale  short,  I  canna 
undertake  the  job.     It  gangs  against  my  conscience." 

"  Your  conscience.  Rat  ?  "  said  Sharpitlaw,  with  a  sneer, 
which  the  reader  will  probably  think  very  natural  upon 
the  occasion. 

"  Ou  ay,  sir,"  answered  Ratcliffe  calmly,  "just  viy 
conscience ;  a'body  has  a  conscience,  though  it  may  be 
ill  wunnin  at  it.  I  think  mine's  as  weel  out  o'  the  gate 
as  maist  folk's  are ;  and  yet  it's  just  like  the  noop  of  my 
elbow,  it  whiles  gets  a  bit  dirl  on  a  corner." 

"Weel,  Rat,"  replied  Sharpitlaw,  "  since  ye  are  nice,  I'll 
speak  to  the  hussy  mysell." 

Sharpitlaw,  accordingly,  caused  himself  to  be  intro- 
duced into  the  little  dark  apartment  tenanted  by  the 
unfortunate  Effie  Deans.  The  poor  girl  was  seated  on 
her  little  flock-bed,  plunged  in  a  deep  reverie.  Some  food 
stood  on  the  table,  of  a  quality  better  than  is  usually 
supplied  to  prisoners,  but  it  was  untouched.  The  person 
under  whose  care  she  was  more  particularly  placed  said, 
"that  sometimes  she  tasted  naething  from  the  tae  end  of 
the  four-and-twenty  hours  to  the  t'other,  except  a  drink 
of  water. " 

Sharpitlaw  took  a  chair,  and,  commanding  the  turnkey 
to  retire,  he  opened  the  conversation,  endeavouring  to 
throw  into  his  tone  and  countenance  as  much  com- 
miseration as  they  were  capable  of  expressing,  for  the 
one  was  sharp  and  harsh,  the  other  sly,  acute,  and 
selfish. 

"How's  a'  wi'  ye,  Effie?  —  How  d'ye  find  yoursell, 
hinny  ?  " 

A  deep  sigh  was  the  only  answer. 

"Are  the  folk  civil  to  ye^  Effie? — it's  my  duty  to  inquire." 


THE  HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  187 

"  Ven*  civil,  sir,"  said  Effie,  compelling  herself  to  answer, 
jot  hardly  knowing  what  she  said. 

"And  your  victuals,"  continued  Sharpitlaw,  in  the  same 
condoling  tone — "do  you  get  v.hat  you  like?— or  is  there 
onything  you  would  particularly  fancy,  as  your  health 
seems  but  silly  ?  " 

"  It's  a'  very  weel,  sir,  I  thank  ye,"  said  the  poor  prisoner, 
In  a  tone  how  different  from  the  sportive  vivacity  of  those  of 
the  Lily  of  St.  Leonard's  ! — "  it's  a'  very  gude — ower  gude 
for  me." 

"He  must  have  been  a  great  villain,  Effie,  who  brought 
you  to  this  pass,"  said  Sharpitlaw. 

The  remark  was  dictated  partly  by  a  natural  feeling,  of 
which  even  he  could  not  divest  himself,  though  accustomed 
to  practise  on  the  passions  of  others,  and  keep  a  most 
heedful  guard  over  his  own,  and  partly  by  his  wish  to 
Introduce  the  sort  of  conversation  which  might  best  serve 
his  Immediate  purpose.  Indeed,  upon  the  present  occasion, 
these  mixed  motives  of  feeling  and  cunning  harmonised 
together  wonderfully ;  for,  said  Sharpitlaw  to  himself,  the 
greater  rogue  Robertson  is,  the  more  will  be  the  merit  of 
bringing  him  to  justice.  "He  must  have  been  a  great 
villain,  mdeed,"  he  again  reiterated  ;  "and  I  wish  I  had  the 
skelping  o'  him." 

"I    may  blame   mysell   mair  than  him,"  said  Effie;    "I 

was  bred  up  to  ken  better ;   but  he,  poor  fellow -"    (She 

stopped.) 

"Was  a  thorough  blackguard  a'  his  life,  I  dare  say," 
said  Sharpitlaw.  "  A  stranger  he  was  In  this  country,  and 
a  companion  of  that  lawless  vagabond,  Wilson,  I  think, 
Effie  ?  *• 

"It  wad  hae  been  dearly  telling  him  that  he  had  ne'er 
seen  Wilson's  face." 

"That's  very  true  that  you  are  saying,  Effie,"  said 
Sharpitlaw.  "Where  was't  that  Robertson  and  you  were 
used  to  howff  thegither  ?  Somcgate  about  the  Laigh 
Calton,  I  am  thinking?" 

The  simple  and  dispirited  girl  had  thus  far  followed  Mr. 
Sharpitlaw's  lead,  because  he  had  artfully  adjusted  his 
observations  to  the  thoughts  he  was  pretty  certain  must  be 
passing  through  her  own  mind,  so  that  her  answers  became 
a  kind  of  thinking  aloud,  a  mood  into  which  those  who  are 
eitlier  constitutionally  absent  in  mind,  or  are  rendered  so  by 
the  temporary  pressure  of  misfortune,  may  be  easily  led  by 


i8&  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

a  skilful  train  of  suggestions.  But  the  last  observation  of 
the  procurator-fiscal  was  too  much  of  the  nature  of  a  direct 
interrogatory,  and  it  broke  the  charm  accordingly. 

"What  was  it  that  I  was  saying?"  said  Effie,  starting 
up  from  her  reclining  posture,  seating  herself  upright,  and 
hastily  shading  her  dishevelled  hair  back  from  her  wasted 
but  still  beautiful  countenance.  She  fixed  her  eyes  boldly 
and  keenly  upon  Sharpitlaw  ; — "You  are  too  much  of  a 
gentleman,  sir — too  much  of  an  honest  man,  to  take  any 
notice  of  what  a  poor  creature  like  me  says,  that  can  hardly 
ca'  my  senses  my  ain — God  help  me  !  " 

"Advantage  ! — I  would  be  of  some  advantage  to  you  if  I 
could,"  said  Sharpitlaw,  in  a  soothing  tone;  "and  I  ken 
naething  sae  likely  to  serve  ye,  Eflfie,  as  gripping  this  rascal, 
Robertson."  ^  , 

"Oh,  dinna  misca'  him,  sir,  that  never  misca'd  you ! — 
Robertson? — I  am  sure  I  had  naething  to  say  against  ony 
man  o'  the  name,  and  naething  will  I  say." 

"  But  if  you  do  not  heed  your  own  misfortune,  Effie,  you 
should  mind  what  distress  he  has  brought  on  your  family," 
said  the  man  of  law. 

"Oh,  Heaven  help  me!"  exclaimed  poor  Effie.— "  My 
poor  father — my  dear  Jeanie — Oh,  that's  sairest  to  bide  of 
a' !  Oh,  sir,  if  you  hae  ony  kindness — if  ye  hae  ony  touch 
of  compassion — for  a'  the  folk  I  see  here  are  as  hard  as  the 
wa'-stanes — if  ye  wad  but  bid  them  let  my  sister  Jeanie  in 
the  next  time  she  ca's !  for  when  I  hear  them  put  her  awa 
frae  the  door,  and  canna  climb  up  to  that  higli  window  to 
see  sae  muckle  as  her  gown-tail,  it's  like  to  pit  me  out  o' 
my  judgment."  And  she  looked  on  him  with  a  face  of 
entreaty  so  earnest,  yet  so  humble,  that  she  fairly  shook  the 
steadfast  purpose  of  his  mind. 

"You  shall  see  your  sister,"  he   began,   "if  you'll   tell 

me "    Then  interrupting  himself,  he  added,  in  a  more 

hurried  tone,  "  No,  d — n  it,  you  shall  see  your  sister  whether 
you  tell  me  anything  or  no."  So  saying,  he  rose  up  and  left 
the  apartment. 

When  he  had  rejoined  RatclifTe,  he  observed,  "You  are 
right,  Ratton ;  there's  no  making  much  of  that  lassie. 
But  ae  thing  I  have  cleared— that  is,  that  Robertson  has 
been  the  father  of  the  bairn,  and  so  I  will  wager  a  bodle  it 
will  be  he  that's  to  meet  wi'  Jeanie  Deans  this  night  at 
Muschat's  Cairn,  and  there  we'll  nail  him,  Rat,  or  my  name 
is  not  Gideon  Sharpitlaw." 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  189 

"But,"  said  RatclIfFe,  perhaps  because  he  was  in  no 
hurry  to  see  anything^  which  was  like  to  be  connected  with 
the  discovery  and  apprehension  of  Robertson,  "an  that 
were  the  case,  Mr.  Butler  wad  hae  kend  the  man  in  the 
King's  Park  to  be  the  same  person  wi'  him  in  Madge  Wild- 
fire's claes,  that  headed  the  mob." 

"That  makes  nae  ditTerence,  man,"  replied  Sharpltlaw — 
"  the  dress,  the  light,  the  confusion,  and  maybe  a  touch  o'  a 
blackit  cork,  or  a  slake  o'  paint — hout,  Ratton,  I  have  seen 
ye  dress  your  ainsell,  that  the  deevil  ye  belang  to  durstna 
hae  made  oath  t'ye." 

"And  that's  true,  too,"  said  RatclifTe. 

"And  besides,  ye  donnard  carle,"  continued  Sharpitlaw, 
triumphantly,  "  the  minister  did  say,  that  he  thought  he 
knew  something  of  the  features  of  the  birkie  that  spoke  to 
him  in  the  Park,  though  he  could  not  charge  his  memory 
where  or  when  he  had  seen  them." 

"It's  evident,  tlien,  your  honour  will  be  right,"  said 
Ratcliffe. 

"Then,  Rat,  you  and  I  will  go  with  the  party  oursells 
this  night,  and  see  him  in  grips,  or  we  are  done  wi' 
him." 

"I  seena  muckle  use  I  can  be  o'  to  your  honour,"  said 
Ratcliffe  reluctantly. 

"Use?"  answered  Sharpitlaw.  "You  can  guide  the 
party — you  ken  the  ground.  Besides,  I  do  not  intend  to 
quit  sight  o'  you,  my  good  friend,  till  I  have  him  in 
hand." 

"  VV'eel,  sir,"  said  Ratcliffe,  but  in  no  joyful  tone  ot 
acquiescence;  "ye  maun  hae  it  your  ain  way — but  mind 
he's  a  desperate  man." 

"We  shall  have  that  with  us,"  answered  Sharpitlaw, 
"  that  will  settle  him,  if  it  is  necessary." 

"  But,  sir,"  answered  Ratcliffe,  "  I  am  sure  I  couldna 
undertake  to  guide  you  to  Muschat's  Cairn  in  the  night- 
time ;  I  ken  the  place,  as  mony  does,  in  fair  daylight,  but 
how  to  find  it  by  moonshine,  amang  sae  mony  crags  and 
stanes,  as  like  to  each  other  as  the  collier  to  the  deil,  is  mair 
than  I  can  tell.     I  might  as  soon  seek  moonshine  in  water."* 

"What's  the  meaning  o'  this,  Ratcliffe?"  said  Sharpit- 
law, while  he  fixed  his  eye  on  the  recusant,  with  a  fatal  and 
ominous  expression. — "Have  you  forgotten  that  you  are 
still  under  sentence  of  death  ?  " 

"No,  sir,"  said  Ratcliffe,   "that's  a  thing  no  easily  put 


igo  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

out  o'  memory ;  and  if  my  presence  be  judged  necessary, 
aae  doubt  1  maun  gang  wi*  yer  honour.  But  I  was  gaun 
to  tell  your  honour  of  ane  that  has  mair  skeel  o'  the  gate 
than  me,  and  that's  e'en  Madge  Wildfire." 

"Tlie  devil  she  has  ! — Do  you  think  me  as  mad  as  she  Is, 
to  trust  to  her  guidance  on  such  an  occasion  ?  " 

"Your  honour  is  the  best  judge,"  answered  Ratcliffe  ; 
"but  I  ken  I  can  keep  her  in  tune,  and  garr  her  haud  the 
straight  path — she  aften  sleeps  out,  or  rambles  about  amang 
thae  hills  the  haill  simmer  night,  the  daft  limmer." 

"Well,  Ratcliffe,"  replied  the  procurator-fiscal,  "if  you 
think  she  can  guide  us  the  right  way — but  take  heed  to 
what  you  are  about — your  life  depends  on  your  behaviour. " 

"  It's  a  sair  judgment  on  a  man,"  said  Ratcliffe,  "when 
he  has  ance  gane  sae  far  wrang  as  I  hae  done,  that  deil  a 
bit  he  can  be  honest,  try't  whilk  way  he  will." 

Such  was  the  reflection  of  Ratcliffe,  when  he  was  left  for 
a  few  minutes  to  himself,  while  the  retainer  of  justice  went 
to  procure  a  proper  warrant,  and  give  the  necessary 
directions. 

The  rising  moon  saw  the  whole  party  free  from  the  walJS 
of  the  city,  and  entering  upon  the  open  ground.  Arthur's 
Seat,  like  a  couchant  lion  of  immense  size — Salisbury  Crags, 
like  a  huge  belt  or  girdle  of  granite,  were  dimly  visible. 
Holding  their  path  along  the  southern  side  of  the  Canongate, 
they  gained  the  Abbey  of  Holyrood  House,  and  from  thence 
found  their  way  by  step  and  stile  into  the  King's  Park. 
They  were  at  first  four  in  number — an  officer  of  justice  and 
Sharpitlaw,  who  were  well  armed  with  pistols  and  cutlasses  ; 
Ratcliffe,  who  was  not  trusted  with  weapons,  lest  he  might, 
peradventure,  have  used  them  on  the  wrong  side ;  and  the 
female.  But  at  the  last  stile,  when  they  entered  the  Chase, 
they  were  joined  by  other  two  oflicers,  whom  Sharpitlaw,  ; 
desirous  to  secure  sufficient  force  for  his  purpose,  and  at  the  ' 
same  time  to  avoid  observation,  had  directed  to  wait  for 
him  at  this  place.  Ratcliffe  saw  this  accession  of  strength 
with  some  disquietude,  for  he  had  hitherto  thought  it  likely 
that  Robertson,  who  was  a  bold,  stout,  and  active  young 
fellow,  might  have  made  his  escape  from  Sharpitlaw  and 
the  single  officer,  by  force  or  agility,  without  his  bein^ 
implicated  in  the  matter.  But  the  present  strength  of  the 
followers  of  justice  was  overpowering,  and  the  only  mode 
of  saving  Robertson  (which  the  old  sinner  was  well  disposed 
to  do,  providing  always  he  could  accomplish  his  purpose 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  191 

without  compromising  his  own  safety),  must  be  by  contriving 
that  he  should  have  some  signal  of  their  approach.  It  was 
probably  with  this  view  that  Ratcliffe  had  requested  the 
addition  of  Madge  to  the  party,  having  considerable  confi- 
dence in  her  propensity  to  exert  her  lungs.  Indeed,  she  had 
already  given  them  so  many  specimens  of  her  clamorous 
loquacity,  that  Sharpitlaw  half  determined  to  send  her  back 
with  one  of  the  officers,  rather  than  carry  forward  in  his 
company  a  person  so  extremely  ill  qualified  to  be  a  guide  in 
a  secret  expedition.  It  seemed,  too,  as  if  the  open  air,  the 
approach  to  the  hills,  and  the  ascent  of  the  moon,  supposed 
to  be  so  portentous  over  those  whose  brain  is  infirm,  made 
her  spirits  rise  in  a  degree  tenfold  more  loquacious  than  she 
had  hitherto  exhibited.  To  silence  her  by  fair  means  seemed 
impossible  ;  authoritative  commands  and  coaxing  entreaties 
she  set  alike  at  defiance,  and  threats  only  made  her  sulky, 
and  altogether  intractable. 

"  Is  there  no  one  of  you,"  said  Sharpitlaw  impatiently, 
•'that  knows  the  way  to  this  accursed  place — this  Nichol 
Muschat's  Cairn — excepting  this  mad  clavering  idiot  ?  " 

"  Deil  ane  o'  them  kens  it,  except  mysell,"  exclaimed 
Madge;  "how  suld  they,  the  puir  fule-cowards ?  But  I 
hac  sat  on  the  grave  frae  bat-fleeing  time  till  cock-crow, 
and  had  mony  a  fine  crack  wi'  Nichol  Muschat  and  Ailie 
Muschat,  tliat  are  lying  sleeping  below." 

"The  devil  take  your  crazy  brain,"  said  Sharpitlaw; 
•"  will  you  not  allow  the  men  to  answer  a  question  ?  " 

Tlie  officers,  obtaining  a  moment's  audience  while  Rat- 
cliffe diverted  Madge's  attention,  declared  that,  though 
they  had  a  general  knowledge  of  the  spot,  they  could 
not  undertake  to  guide  the  party  to  it  by  the  uncertain 
light  of  the  moon,  with  such  accuracy  as  to  ensure  succcsj 
to  their  expedition. 

"What  shall  we  do,  Ratcliffe?"  said  Sharpitlaw;  "if 
he  sees  us  before  we  see  him — and  that's  what  he  is  certain 
to  do,  if  we  go  strolling  about,  without  keeping  the 
straight  road — we  may  bid  gude-day  to  the  job ;  and 
I  wad  rather  lose  one  hundred  pounds,  baith  for  the  credit 
of  the  police,  and  because  the  Provost  says  somebody 
maun  be  hanged  for  this  job  o*  Portcous,  come  o't  what 
likes." 

"I  think,"  said  RatclifTe,  "we  maun  just  try  Madge; 
and  I'll  see  if  I  can  get  her  keepit  in  ony  better  order. 
And  at  ony  rate,  if  he  suld  hear  her  skirling  her  auld  ends 


tgi  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

o'  sangs,  he's  no  to  ken  for  that  that  there's  onybody  wi' 
her." 

"That's  true,"  said  Sharpitlaw  ;  "and  if  he  thinks  her 
alone  he's  as  like  to  come  towards  her  as  to  rin  frae  her. 
So  set  forward — we  hae  lost  ower  muckle  time  already — ■ 
see  to  get  her  to  keep  the  right  road." 

*'  And  what  sort  o'  house  does  Nichol  Muschat  and  his 
wife  keep  now?"  said  Ratcliffe  to  the  mad  woman,  by 
way  of  humouring  her  vein  of  folly;  "they  were  but 
thrawn  folk  lang  syne,  and  a'  tales  be  true. " 

"  Ou,  ay,  ay,  ay — but  a's  forgotten  now,"  replied  Madge, 
in  the  confidential  tone  of  a  gossip  giving  the  history  of 
her  next-door  neighbour.  "Ye  see,  I  spoke  to  them  mysell, 
and  tauld  them  byganes  suld  be  byganes — her  throat's 
sair  misguggled  and  mashackered,  though ;  she  wears 
her  corpse-sheet  drawn  weel  up  to  hide  it,  but  that  canna 
hinder  the  blood  seiping  through,  ye  ken.  I  wussed  her 
to  wash  it  in  St.  Anthony's  Well,  and  that  will  cleanse 
if  onything  can.  But  they  say  bluid  never  bleaches  out 
o'  linen  claith — Deacon  Sanders's  new  cleansing  draps 
winna  do't — I  tried  them  mysell  on  a  bit  rag  we  hae  at 
hame  that  was  mailed  wi'  the  blood  of  a  bit  skirling  wean 
that  was  hurt  some  gate,  but  out  it  winna  come.  Weel, 
ye'U  say  that's  queer ;  but  I  will  bring  it  out  to  St. 
Anthony's  blessed  Well  some  braw  night  just  like  this,  and 
I'll  cry  up  Ailie  Muschat,  and  she  and  I  will  hae  a  grand 
bouking-washing,  and  bleach  our  claes  in  the  beams 
of  the  bonny  Lady  Moon,  that's  far  pleasanter  to  me 
than  the  sun — the  sun's  ower  het,  and  ken  ye,  cummers, 
my  brains  are  het  eneuch  already.  But  the  moon,  and 
the  dew,  and  the  night-wind,  they  are  just  like  a  caller 
kail-blade  laid  on  my  brow  ;  and  whiles  I  think  the  moon 
just  shines  on  purpose  to  pleasure  me,  when  naebody  sees 
her  but  mysell." 

This  raving  discourse  she  continued  with  prodigious 
volubility,  walking  on  at  a  great  pace,  and  dragging 
Ratcliffe  along  with  her,  while  he  endeavoured,  in  appear- 
ance at  least,  if  not  in  reality,  to  induce  her  to  moderate 
her  voice. 

Ail  at  once,  she  stopped  short  upon  the  top  oi  a  little 
hillock,  gazed  upward  fixedly,  and  said  not  one  word  for 
the  space  of  five  minutes.  "What  the  devil  is  the  matter 
with  her  now?"  said  Sharpitlaw  to  Riitclitfe.  "Can  you 
not  get  her  forward  ?  " 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  193 

"Ye  maun  just  take  a  grain  o'  patience  wi'  her,  sir," 
said  Ratcliffe,  "She'll  no  gae  a  foot  faster  than  she  likes 
hersell." 

"D — n  her,"  said  Sharpitlaw,  "I'll  take  care  she  has 
her  time  in  Bedlam  or  Bridewell,  or  both,  for  she's  both 
mad  and  mischievous." 

In  the  meanwhile,  Madge,  who  had  looked  very  pensive 
when  she  first  stopped,  suddenly  burst  into  a  vehement 
fit  of  laughter,  then  paused  and  sighed  bitterly — then 
was  seized  with  a  second  fit  of  laughter — then,  fixing  her 
eyes  on  the  moon,  lifted  up  her  voice  and  sung — 

"  Good  even,  good  fair  moon,  good  even  to  thee  | 
I  prithee,  dear  moon,  now  show  to  me 
Tlie  form  and  the  features,  the  speech  and  degree, 
Of  the  man  that  true  lover  of  mine  shall  be. 

"  But  I  need  not  ask  that  of  the  bonnie  Ladv  Moon — I 
ken  that  weel  enei>ch  mysell — frue-love  though  he  wasna. 
— But  naebody  shall  say  that  I  ever  tauld  a  word  about 
the  matter. — But  whiles  I  wish  the  bairn  had  lived. — 
Weel,  God  guide  us,  there's  a  heaven  aboon  us  a'," — (here 
she  sighed  bitterly)  "and  a  bonnie  moon,  and  sterns  in  it 
forby  "  (and  here  she  laughed  once  more). 

"Are  we  to  stand  here  all  night?"  said  Sharpitlaw, 
verj'  impatiently.     "  Drag  her  forward." 

"Ay,  sir,"  said  Ratcliffe,  "if  we  kend  whilk  way  to 
drag  her,  that  would  settle  it  at  ance.  Come,  Madge, 
hlnny,"  addressing  her,  "we'll  no  be  in  time  to  see  Nichol 
and  his  wife,  unless  ye  show  us  the  road." 

"In  troth  and  that  I  will,  Ratton,"  said  she,  seizing 
him  by  the  arm,  and  resuming  her  route  with  huge  strides, 
considering  it  was  a  female  who  took  them.  "And  I'll 
tell  ye,  Ratton,  blithe  will  Nichol  Muschat  be  to  see  ye, 
for  he  says  he  kens  weel  there  isna  sic  a  villain  out  o' 
hell  as  ye  are,  and  he  wad  be  ravished  to  hae  a  crack 
wi'  you — like  to  like,  ye  ken — it's  a  proverb  never  fails 
— and  ye  are  baith  a  pair  o'  the  deevil's  peats,  I  trow — 
hard  to  ken  whilk  deserves  the  hettest  corner  o'  his  ingle- 
side." 

Ratcliffe  was   conscience-struck,    and   could   not   forbear 
qiaklng  an  involuntary  protest  against  this  classification. 
I  *'  I  never  shed  blood,"  he  replied. 

*'  But  ye  hae  sauld  it,  Ratton — ^ye  hae  sauld  blood  mony 

G 


194  THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

a  time.     Folk  kill  wl'  the  tongue  as  weel  as  wi'  the  hand 
— wi'  the  word  as  weel  as  wi'  the  gulley  ! — 

"  It  is  the  bonny  butcher  lad, 

That  wears  the  sleeves  of  blue, 
He  sells  the  flesh  on  Saturday, 
On  Friday  that  he  slew." 

"And  what  is  that  I  am  doing  now?"  thought  RatclIfTe. 
"But  I'll  hae  nae  wyte  of  Robertson's  young  blude,  if  I 
can  help  it;"  then  speaking  apart  to  Madge,  he  asked 
her,  "Whether  she  did  not  remember  ony  o'  her  auld 
sangs  ?  " 

"  Mony  a  dainty  ane,"  said  Madge;  "and  blithely  can 
I  sing  them,  for  lightsome  sangs  make  merry  gate. "  And 
she  sang— 

•'  When  the  glede's  in  the  blue  cloud, 
The  lavrock  lies  still ; 
When  the  hound's  in  the  greenwood, 
The  hind  keeps  the  hill." 

"Silence  her  cursed  noise,  if  you  "should  throttle  her," 
said  Sharpitlaw ;  "I  see  somebody  yonder. — Keep  close, 
my  boys,  and  creep  round  the  shoulder  of  the  height. 
George  Poinder,  stay  you  with  Ratcliffe  and  that  mad, 
yelling  bitch ;  and  you  other  two,  come  with  me  round 
under  the  shadow  of  the  brae." 

And  he  crept  forward  with  the  stealthy  pace  of  an 
Indian  savage,  who  leads  his  band  to  surprise  an  un- 
suspecting party  of  some  hostile  tribe.  Ratcliffe  saw.i 
them  glide  off,  avoiding  the  moonlight,  and  keeping  aS| 
much  in  the  shade  as  possible.  "  Robertson's  done  up,** 
said  he  to  himself;  "thae  young  lads  are  aye  sae  thought- 
less. What  the  deevil  could  he  hae  to  say  to  Jeanie  Deans, 
or  to  ony  woman  on  earth,  that  he  suld  gang  awa  and 
get  his  neck  raxed  for  her?  And  this  mad  quean,  after 
cracking  like  a  pen-gun,  and  skirling  like  a  pea-hen  for 
the  hale  night,  behoves  just  to  hae  hadden  her  tongue 
when  her  clavers  might  have  done  some  gude !  But  it's 
aye  the  way  wi'  women ;  if  they  ever  haua  their  tongues 
ava",  ye  may  swear  it's  for  mischief.  I  wish  I  could  set 
her  on  again  without  this  blood-sucker  kenning  what  I 
am  doing.      But  he's  as  gleg  as   MacKeachan's  elshin. 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  195 

that  ran  through  sax  plies  of  bend-leather,  and  half  an 
inch  into  the  king's  heel." 

He  then  began  to  hum,  but  in  a  very  low  and  suppressed 
tone,  the  first  stanza  of  a  favourite  ballad  of  Wildfire's, 
the  words  of  which  bore  some  distant  analogy  with  the 
situation  of  Robertson,  trusting  that  the  power  of  associa 
tion  would  not  fail  to  bring  the  rest  to  her  mind — 

•'  There's  a  bloodhound  ranging'  Tinwald  wood. 

There's  harness  glancing  sheen  ; 
There's  a  maiden  sits  on  Tinwald  brae, 
And  she  sings  loud  between." 

Madge  had  no  sooner  received  the  catch-word,  than  she 
vindicated  Ratcliffe's  sagacity  by  setting  off  at  score  with 
the  song^ 

"  O  sleep  ye  sound,  Sir  James,  she  said, 
When  ye  suld  rise  and  ride  ? 
There's  twenty  men,  wi'  bow  and  blade^ 
Are  seeking  where  ye  hide." 

Though  Ratcliffe  was  at  a  considerable  distance  from 
the  spot  called  Muschat's  Cairn,  yet  his  eyes,  practised 
like  those  of  a  cat  to  penetrate  darkness,  could  mark 
that  Robertson  had  caught  the  alarm.  George  Poinder, 
less  keen  of  sight,  or  less  attentive,  was  not  aware  of  his 
flight  any  more  than  Sharpitlaw  and  his  assistants, 
whose  view,  though  they  were  considerably  nearer  to  the 
cairn,  was  intercepted  by  the  broken  nature  of  the  ground 
under  which  they  were  screening  themselves.  At  length, 
however,  after  the  interval  of  five  or  six  minutes,  they 
also  perceived  that  Robertson  had  fled,  and  rushed  hastily 
towards  the  place,  while  Sharpitlaw  called  out  aloud, 
in  the  harshest  tones  of  a  voice  which  resembled  a  saw- 
mill at  work,  "Chase,  lads— chase — baud  the  brae — I  see 
him  on  the  edge  of  the  hill ! "  Then  hallowing  back  to 
the  rear-guard  of  his  detachment,  he  issued  his  further 
orders :  "  Ratcliffe,  come  here,  and  detain  the  woman- 
George,  run  and  kepp  the  stile  at  the  Duke's  walk — 
Ratcliffe,  come  here  directly — but  first  knock  out  that 
mad  bitch's  brains  !  " 

"Ye  had  better  rin  for  it,  Madge,"  said  Ratcliffe,  "for 
,»t's  ill  dealing  wi'  an  angry  man." 

Madge  Wildfire  was  not  so  absolutely  void  of  common 


196  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

sense  as  not  to  understand  this  innuendo ;  and  while 
Ratcliffe,  in  seemingly  anxious  haste  of  obedience,  hastened 
to  the  spot  where  Sharpitlaw  waited  to  dcHver  up  Jeanie 
Deans  to  his  custody,  she  fled  with  all  the  despatch  she 
could  exert  in  an  opposite  direction.  Thus  the  whole 
piarty  were  separated,  and  in  rapid  motion  of  flight  or 
pursuit,  excepting  Ratclifie  and  Jeanie,  whom,  although 
niaking  no  attempt  to  escape,  he  held  fast  by  the  cloak, 
and  who  remained  standing  by  Muschat's  Cairn. 


CHAPTER  XVIII. 

You  have  paid  the  heavens  your  function,  and  the  prisoner 
the  very  debt  of  your  calling. 

Measure  for  Measure. 

Jeanib  Deans — for  here  our  story  unites  itself  with  that 
part  of  the  narrative  which  broke  off"  at  the  end  of  the 
fifteenth  chapter — while  she  waited,  in  terror  and  amaze- 
ment, the  hasty  advance  of  three  or  four  men  towards  her, 
was  yet  more  startled  at  their  suddenly  breaking  asunder, 
and  giving  chase  in  different  directions  to  tlie  late  object 
of  her  terror,  who  became  at  that  moment,  though  she 
could  not  well  assign  a  reasonable  cause,  rather  the  cause 
of  her  interest.  One  of  the  party  (it  was  Sharpitlaw) 
came  straight  up  to  her,  and  saying,  "Your  name  is 
Jeanie  Deans,  and  you  are  my  prisoner,"  immediately 
added,  "but  if  you  will  tell  me  which  way  he  ran  I  will 
let  you  go." 

"  I  dinna  ken,  sir,"  was  all  the  poor  girl  could  utter ; 
and,  indeed,  it  is  the  phrase  which  rises  most  readily  to 
the  lips  of  any  person  in  her  rank,  as  the  readiest  reply, 
to  any  embarrassing  question. 

"But,"  said  Sharpitlaw,  "ye  ken  wha  it  was  ye  were 
speaking  wi',  my  leddy,  on  the  hill-side,  and  midnight  sae 
near ;  ye  surely  ken  that,  my  bonnie  woman  ?  " 

"I  dinna  ken,  sir,"  again  iterated  Jeanie,  who  really  did 
not  comprehend  in  her  terror  the  nature  of  the  questions 
which  were  so  hastily  put  to  her  at  this  moment  of  surprise. 

"We  will  try  to  uiend  your  memory  by  and  by,  hinny,'" 
said  Sharpitlaw,  and  shouted,  as  we  have  already  told  the 
reader,  to  Ratcliffe,  to  come  up  and  take  charge  of  her, 
while  he  himself  directed  the  chase  after  Robertson,  which 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  J97 

he  still  hoped  might  be  successful.  As  Ratcliffe  approached, 
Sharpitlaw  pushed  the  young  woman  towards  him  with 
some  rudeness,  and  betaking  himself  to  the  more  important 
object  of  his  quest,  began  to  scale  crags  and  scramble  up 
steep  banks,  with  an  agility  of  which  his  profession  and 
his  general  gravity  of  demeanour  would  previously  have 
argued  him  incapable.  In  a  few  minutes  there  was  no 
one  within  sight,  and  only  a  distant  halloo  from  one  of 
the  pursuers  to  the  other,  faintly  heard  on  the  side  of  the 
hill,  argued  that  there  was  any  one  within  hearing.  Jeanie 
Deans  was  left  in  the  clear  moonlight,  standing  under 
the  guard  of  a  person  of  whom  she  knew  nothing,  and, 
what  was  worse,  concerning  whom,  as  the  reader  is  well 
aware,  she  could  have  learned  nothing  that  would  not 
have  increased  her  terror. 

When  all  in  the  distance  was  silent,  Ratcliffe  for  the 
hrst  time  addressed  her,  and  it  was  in  that  cold,  sarcastic, 
indifferent  tone  familiar  to  habitual  depravity,  whose 
crimes  are  instigated  by  custom  rather  than  by  passion. 
"This  is  a  braw  night  for  ye,  dearie,"  he  said,  attempting 
to  pass  his  arm  across  her  shoulder,  "to  be  on  the  green 
hill  wi'  your  jo."  Jeanie  extricated  herself  from  his  grasp, 
but  did  not  make  any  reply.  "  I  think  lads  and  lasses," 
continued  the  rufllan,  "  dinna  meet  at  Muschat's  Cairn 
at  midnight  to  crack  nuts,"  and  he  again  attempted  to 
take  hold  of  her. 

"  If  ye  are  an  officer  of  justice,  sir,"  said  Jeanie,  again 
eluding  his  attempt  to  seize  her,  "ye  deserve  to  have 
your  coat  stripped  from  your  back." 

"Very  true,  hinny,"  said  he,  succeeding  forcibly  in  his 
attempt  to  get  hold  of  her,  "but  suppose  I  should  strip 
your  cloak  off  first  ?  " 

"  Ye  are  more  a  man,  I  am  sure,  than  to  hurt  me,  sir," 
said  Jeanie  ;  "  for  God's  sake  have  pity  on  a  half-distracted 
creature !  " 

"Come,  come,"  said  Ratcliffe,  "you're  a  good-looking 
wench,  and  should  not  be  cross-grained.  I  was  going  to 
be  an  honest  man — but  the  devil  has  this  very  day  flung 
first  a  lawyer,  and  then  a  woman,  in  my  gate.  I'll  tell 
you  what,  Jeanie,  they  are  out  on  the  hill-side — if  you'll 
be  guided  by  me,  I'll  carry  you  to  a  wee  bit  corner  in  the 
Pleasance,  that  I  ken  o'  in  an  auld  wife's,  that  a'  the 
prokitors  o'  Scotland  wot  naething  o',  and  we'll  send 
Robertson  word   to   meet  us  in  Yorkshire,   for  there  is  a 


l^  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

set  o*  braw  lads  about  the  midland  counties,  that  I  hae 
dune  business  \vi'  before  now,  and  sae  we'll  leave  Mr. 
Sharpitlaw  to  whistle  on  his  thumb." 

It  was  fortunate  for  Jeanie,  in  an  emergency  like  the 
present,  that  she  possessed  presence  of  mind  and  courage, 
so  soon  as  the  first  hurry  of  surprise  had  enabled  her  to 
rally  her  recollection.  She  saw  the  risk  she  was  in  from 
a  ruffian,  who  not  only  was  such  by  profession,  but  had 
that  evening  been  stupefying,  by  means  of  strong  liquors, 
the  internal  aversion  which  he  felt  at  the  business  on 
which  Sharpitlaw  had  resolved  to  employ  him. 

"  Dinna  speak  sae  loud,"  said  she,  in  a  low  voice,  "he's 
up  yonder." 

' '  Who  ?— Robertson  ?  "  said  Ratcliffe  eagerly. 

"Ay,"  replied  Jeanie ;  "up  yonder;"  and  she  pointed  to 
the  ruins  of  the  hermitage  and  chapel. 

"By  G — d,  then,"  said  Ratcliffe,  "I'll  make  my  ain  of 
him,  either  one  way  or  other — wait  for  me  here." 

But  no  sooner  had  he  set  off,  as  fast  as  he  could  run, 
towards  the  chapel,  than  Jeanie  started  in  an  opposite 
direction,  over  high  and  low,  on  the  nearest  path  homeward. 
Her  juvenile  exercise  as  a  herdswoman  had  put  "  life  and 
mettle  "  in  her  heels,  and  never  had  she  followed  Dustiefoot, 
when  the  cows  were  in  the  corn,  with  half  so  much  speed 
as  she  now  cleared  the  distance  betwixt  Muschat's  Cairn 
and  her  father's  cottage  at  St.  Leonard's.  To  lift  the 
latch — to  enter — to  shut,  bolt,  and  double  bolt  the  door — 
to  draw  against  it  a  heavy  article  of  furniture  (which  she 
could  not  have  moved  in  a  moment  of  less  energy),  so  as 
to  make  yet  further  provision  against  violence,  was  almost 
the  work  of  a  moment,  yet  done  with  such  silence  as 
equalled  the  celerity. 

Her  next  anxiety  was  upon  her  father's  account,  and 
she  drew  silently  to  the  door  of  his  apartment,  in  order 
to  satisfy  herself  whether  he  had  been  disturbed  by  her 
return.  He  was  awake  —  probably  had  slept  but  little; 
but  the  constant  presence  of  his  own  sorrows,  the  distance 
of  his  apartment  from  the  outer  door  of  the  house,  and 
the  precautions  which  Jeanie  had  taken  to  conceal  her 
departure  and  return,  had  prevented  him  from  being 
sensible  of  either.  He  was  engaged  in  his  devotions, 
and  Jeanie  could  distinctly  hear  him  use  th(fse  words : 
"And  for  the  other  child  Thou  hast  given  me  to  be  a 
comfort  and   stay  to  my  old  age,  may  her  days  be  long 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  199 

in  the  land,  according  to  the  promise  Thou  hast  given 
to  those  who  shall  honour  father  and  mother ;  may  all 
her  purchased  and  promised  blessings  be  multiplied  upon 
her ;  keep  her  in  the  watches  of  the  night,  and  in  the 
uprising  of  the  morning,  that  all  in  this  land  may  know 
that  Thou  hast  not  utterly  hid  Thy  face  from  those  that 
seek  Thee  in  truth  and  in  sincerity."  He  was  silent,  but 
probably  continued  his  petition  in  the  strong  fervency  of 
mental  devotion. 

His  daughter  retired  to  her  apartment,  comforted,  that 
while  she  was  exposed  to  danger,  her  head  had  been 
covered  by  the  prayers  of  the  just  as  by  an  helmet,  and 
under  the  strong  confidence,  that  while  she  walked  worthy 
of  the  protection  of  Heaven,  she  would  experience  its 
countenance.  It  was  in  that  moment  that  a  vague  idea 
first  darted  across  her  mind,  that  something  might  yet 
be  achieved  for  her  sister's  safety,  conscious  as  she  now 
was  of  her  innocence  of  the  unnatural  murder  with  which 
she  stood  charged.  It  came,  as  she  described  it,  on  her 
mind,  like  a  sun-blink  on  a  stormy  sea ;  and  although  it 
instantly  vanished,  yet  she  felt  a  degree  of  composure 
which  she  had  not  experienced  for  many  days,  and  could 
not  help  being  strongly  persuaded  that,  by  some  means 
or  other,  she  would  be  called  upon,  :(nd  directed,  to  work 
out  her  sister's  deliverance.  She  went  to  bed,  not  forgetting 
her  usual  devotions,  the  more  fervently  made  on  account 
of  her  late  deliverance,  and  she  slept  soundly  in  spite  of 
her  agitation. 

\Vc  mu.->t  return  to  Ratclific,  who  had  started,  like  a 
greyhound  from  the  slips  when  the  sportsman  cries  halloo, 
so  soon  as  Jeanie  had  pointed  to  the  ruins.  Whether  he 
meant  to  aid  Robertson's  escape,  or  to  assist  his  pursuers, 
may  be  very  doubtful  ;  perhaps  he  did  not  himself  know, 
but  had  resolved  to  be  guided  by  circumstances.  He  had 
no  opportunity,  however,  of  doing  either ;  for  he  had  no 
sooner  surmounted  the  steep  ascent,  and  entered  under 
the  broken  arches  of  the  ruins,  than  a  pistol  was  presented 
at  his  head,  and  a  harsh  voice  commanded  him,  in  the 
king's  name,  to  surrender  himself  prisoner.  "Mr. 
Sharpidnw ! "  said  Ratcliffe,  surprised,  "is  this  your 
honour  ?  " 

"Is  it  only  you,  and  be  d — d  to  you?"  answered  the 
fiscal,  still  more  disappointed— "  what  made  you  leave  the 
woman  ?  " 


sod  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"She  told  me  she  saw  Robertson  go  into  the  ruins,  so 
I  made  what  haste  I  could  to  cleek  the  callant." 

"It's  all  over  now,"  said  Sharpitlaw ;  "we  shall  see 
no  more  of  him  to-night ;  but  he  shall  hide  himself  in  a 
bean-hool,  if  he  remains  on  Scottish  ground  without  my 
finding  him.     Call  back  the  people,  RatcHffe." 

Ratcliffe  hollowed  to  the  dispersed  officers,  who  willingly- 
obeyed  the  signal ;  for  probably  there  was  no  individual 
among  them  who  would  have  been  much  desirous  of  a 
rencounter  hand  to  hand,  and  at  a  distance  from  his 
comrades,  with  such  an  active  and  desperate  fellow  as 
Robertson. 

"And  where  are  the  two  women ? "  said  Sharpitlaw. 

"Both  made  their  heels  serve  them,  I  suspect,"  replied 
Ratcliffe,  and  he  hummed  the  end  of  the  old  song— 

"  Then  hey  play  up  the  rin-awa  bride, 
Tor  she  has  taen  the  gee." 

"One  woman,"  said  Sharpitlaw — for,  like  all  rogues, 
he  was  a  great  calumniator  of  the  fair  sex* — "one  woman 
is  enough  to  dark  the  fairest  ploy  that  ever  was  planned ; 
and  how  could  I  be  such  an  ass  as  to  expect  to  carry 
through  a  job  that  had  two  in  it  ?  But  we  know  how  to 
come  by  them  both,  if  they  are  wanted,  that's  one  good 
thing." 

Accordingly,  like  a  defeated  general,  sad  and  sulky,  he 
led  back  his  discomfited  forces  to  the  metropolis,  and 
dismissed  them  for  the  night. 

The  next  morning  early,  he  was  under  the  necessity  of 
making  his  report  to  the  sitting  magistrate  of  the  day. 
The  gentleman  who  occupied  the  chair  of  office  on  this 
occasion  (for  the  bailies,  Anglicd,  aldermen,  take  it  by 
rotation)  chanced  to  be  the  same  by  whom  Butler  was 
committed,  a  person  very  generally  respected  among  his 
fellow-citizens.  Something  he  was  of  a  humourist,  and 
rather  deficient  in  general  education  ;  but  acute,  patient, 
and  upright,  possessed  of  a  fortune  acquired  by  honest 
industry,  which  made  him  perfectly  Independent ;  and, 
in  short,  very  happily  qualified  to  suppoit  the  respectability 
of  the  office  which  he  held. 

Mr.  MIddleburgh  had  just  taken  his  seat,  and  was 
debating  in  an  animated  manner,  with  one  of  his 
•Note  II.     Calumniator  of  the  fair  sex. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  201 

colleagues,  the  doubtful  chances  of  a  game  at  golf  which 
they  had  played  the  day  before,  when  a  letter  was 
delivered  to  him,  addressed  "  For  Bailie  Middleburgh ; 
These :  to  be  forwtrded  with  speed."  It  contained  these 
words  :— 

"  Sir, — I  know  you  to  be  a  sensible  and  a  considerate  magfis- 
trate,  and  one  who,  as  such,  will  be  content  to  worship  God, 
though  the  devil  bid  you.  I  therefore  expect  that,  notwithstanding 
the  signature  of  this  letter  acknowledges  my  share  in  an  action 
which,  in  a  proper  time  and  place,  I  would  not  fear  either  to 
avow  or  to  justify,  you  will  not  on  that  account  reject  what 
evidence  I  place  before  you.  The  clergyman,  Butler,  is  innocent 
of  all  but  involuntarj*  presence  at  an  action  which  he  wanted 
spirit  to  approve  of,  and  from  which  he  endeavoured,  with 
Ills  best  set  phrases,  to  dissuade  us.  But  it  was  not  for  him 
that  it  is  my  hint  to  speak.  There  is  a  woman  in  your  jail, 
fallen  under  the  edge  of  a  law  so  cruel,  that  it  has  hung  by 
the  wall  like  unsecured  armour,  for  twenty  years,  and  is  now 
brought  down  and  whetted  to  spill  the  blood  of  the  most 
beautiful  and  most  innocent  creature  whom  the  walls  of  a 
prison  ever  girdled  in.  Her  sister  knows  of  her  innocence,  as 
she  communicated  to  her  that  she  was  betrayed  by  a  villain. — 
O  that  high  Heaven 

Would  put  in  even-  honest  hand  a  whip. 

To  scourge  me  such  a  villain  through  the  world  I 

•'  I  write  distractedly.  But  this  girl — this  Jeanie  Deans — is 
a  peevish  puritan,  superstitious  and  scrupulous  after  the  manner 
of  her  sect ;  and  I  pray  your  honour,  for  so  my  phrase  must 
go,  to  press  upon  her,  that  her  sister's  life  depends  upon  her 
testimony.  But  though  she  should  remain  silent,  do  not  dare 
to  think'  that  the  young  woman  is  guilty — far  less  to  permit 
her  execution.  Remember,  the  death  of  Wilson  was  fearfully 
avenged  ;  and  those  yet  live  who  can  compel  you  to  drink  the 
dregs  of  your  poisoned  chalice. — I  say,  remember  Porteous — 
and  say  that  you  had  good  counsel  from 

"One  of  his  Slayers." 

The  magistrate  read  over  this  extraordinary  letter 
twice  or  thrice.  At  first  he  was  tempted  to  throw  it 
aside  as  the  production  of  a  madman,  so  little  did  "the 
scraps  from  playbooks,"  as  he  termed  the  poetical  quota- 
tion, resemble  the  correspondence  of  a  rational  being. 
On  a  re-perusal,  however,  he  thought  that,  amid  its 
incoherence,   he   could   discover   something  like  a  tone  of 


202  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

awakened  passion,  though  expressed  in  a  manner  quaint 
and  unusual. 

"It  is  a  cruelly  severe  statute,"  said  the  magistrate  to 
his  assistant,  "and  I  wish  the  girl  cSUld  be  taken  from 
under  the  letter  of  it.  A  child  may  have  been  born,  and 
it  may  have  been  conveyed  away  while  the  mother  was 
insensible,  or  it  may  have  perished  for  want  of  that  relief 
which  the  poor  creature  herself — helpless,  terrified,  dis- 
tracted, despairing,  and  exhausted — may  Iiave  been  un- 
able to  afford  to  it.  And  yet  it  is  certain,  if  the  woman 
IS  found  guilty  under  the  statute,  execution  will  follow. 
The  crime  has  been  too  common,  and  examples  are 
necessary." 

"But  if  this  other  wench,"  said  the  city-clerk,  "can 
speak  to  her  sister  communicating  her  situation,  it  will 
take  the  case  from  under  the  statute." 

"Very  true,"  replied  the  bailie;  "and  I  will  walk  out 
one  of  these  days  to  St,  Leonard's,  and  examine  the  girl 
myself.  I  know  something  of  their  father,  Deans— an  old 
true-blue  Cameronian,  who  would  see  house  and  family 
go  to  wreck  ere  he  would  disgrace  his  testimony  by  a 
sinful  complying  with  the  defections  of  the  times ;  and 
such  he  will  probably  uphold  the  taking  an  oath  before  a 
civil  magistrate.  If  they  are  to  go  on  and  flourish  with 
their  bull-headed  obstinacy,  the  legislature  must  pass  an 
act  to  take  their  affirmations,  as  in  the  case  of  Quakers. 
But  surely  neither  a  father  nor  a  sister  will  scruple  in  a 
case  of  this  kind.  As  I  said  before,  I  will  go  speak  with 
them  myself,  when  the  hurry  of  this  Porteous  investiga- 
tion is  somewhat  over ;  their  pride  and  spirit  of  contra- 
diction will  be  far  less  alarmed,  than  if  they  were  called 
into  a  court  of  justice  at  once." 

"And  I  suppose  Butler  is  to  remain  incarcerated?"  said 
the  city-clerk. 

"  For  the  present,  certainly,"  said  the  magistrate.  "  But 
I  hope  soon  to  set  him  at  liberty  upon  bail." 

"Do  you  rest  upon  the  testimony  of  that  light-headed 
letter  ?  "  asked  the  clerk. 

"Not  very  much,"  answered  the  bailie;  "and  yet  there 
is  something  striking  about  it  too — it  seems  the  letter  ot 
a  man  beside  himself,  either  from  great  agitation,  or  some 
great  sense  of  guilt." 

"Yes,"  said  the  town-clerk,  "it  is  very  like  the  letter  of 
a  mad  strolling:  play-actor,   who  deserves  to   be  hanged 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  »^ 

i^Hth  all  the  rest  of  his  gang,  as  your  honour  justly 
observes." 

"  I  was  not  quite  so  bloodthirsty,"  continued  the  magis- 
trate. "But  to  the  point.  Butler's  private  character  is 
excellent ;  and  I  am  given  to  understand,  by  some 
inquiries  I  have  been  making  this  morning,  that  he  did 
actually  arrive  in  town  only  the  day  before  yesterday,  so 
that  it  was  impossible  he  could  have  been  concerned  in 
any  previous  machinations  of  tliese  unhappy  rioters,  and 
it  is  not  likely  tliat  he  should  have  joined  them  oa  a 
suddenty." 

"There's  no  saying  anent  that — zeal  catches  fire  at  a 
slight  spark  as  fast  as  a  brunstane  match,"  observed  the 
secretary.  "  I  hae  kend  a  minister  wad  be  fair  gude-day 
and  fair  gude-e'en  wi'  ilka  man  in  the  parochine,  ani 
hing  just  as  quiet  as  a  rocket  on  a  stick,  till  ye  mentioned 
the  word  abjuration-oath,  or  patronage,  or  sic-like,  and 
then,  whiz,  he  was  off,  and  up  In  the  air  a  hundred  miles 
beyond  common  manners,  common  sense,  and  common 
comprehension." 

"  I  do  not  understand,"  answered  the  burgher-magis- 
trate, "that  the  young  man  Butler's  zeal  is  of  so  inflam- 
mable a  character.  But  I  will  make  further  Investigation. 
What  other  business  is  there  before  us  ?  " 

And  they  proceeded  to  minute  investigations  concern- 
ing the  affair  of  Porteous's  death,  and  other  affairs 
through  which  this  history  has  no  occasion  to  trace 
them. 

In  the  course  of  their  business  they  were  interrupted 
by  an  old  woman  of  the  lower  rank,  extremely  haggard 
in  look,  and  wretched  in  her  apparel,  who  thrust  herself 
into  the  council  room. 

"What  do  you  want,  gudewlfe? — Who  are  you?"  said 
Bailie  Middleburgh. 

"What  do  I  want!"  replied  she,  in  a  sulky  tone — "I 
want  my  bairn,  or  I  want  naething  frae  nana  o'  ye,  for 
as  grand's  ye  are."  And  she  went  on  muttering  to  herself, 
with  the  wayward  spltefulness  of  age — "They  maun  hae 
lordships  and  honours,  nae  doubt — set  them  up,  the 
gutter-bloods!  and  deil  a  gentleman  amang  them." 
Then  again  addressing  the  sitting  magistrate,  "  Will  ^OMr 
honour  gie  me  back  my  puir  crazy  bairn  ? — His  honour ! — 
I  hae  kend  the  day  when  less  wad  ser'd  him,  the  oe  of  a 
Campvere  skipper. 


204  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

"Good  woman,"  said  the  magistrate  to  this  shrewish 
supplicant — "  tell  us  what  it  is  you  want,  and  do  not 
interrupt  the  court." 

"That's  as  muckle  as  till  say,  Bark,  Bawtie,  and  be 
dune  wi't ! — I  tell  ye,"  raising  her  termagant  voice,  "I 
want  my  bairn  !  is  na  that  braid  Scots  ?  " 

"Who  are  you! — who  is  your  bairn?"  demanded  the 
magistrate. 

"Wha  am  I! — wha  suld  I  be,  but  Meg  Murdockson, 
and  wha  suld  my  bairn  be  but  Magdalen  Murdockson  ? — 
Your  guard  soldiers,  and  your  constables,  and  your 
officers,  ken  us  weel  eneuch  when  they  rive  the  bits  o' 
duds  aff  our  backs,  and  take  what  penny  o'  siller  we  hae, 
and  harl  us  to  the  Correction-house  in  Leith  Wynd, 
and  pettle  us  up  wi'  bread  and  water,  and  sic-like 
sunkets." 

"Who  is  she?"  said  the  magistrate,  looking  round  to 
some  of  his  people. 

"Other  than  a  gude  ane,  sir,"  said  one  of  the  city 
officers,  shrugging  his  shoulders  and  smiling. 

"Will  ye  say  sae?"  said  the  termagant,  her  eye 
gleaming  with  impotent  fury;  "an  I  had  ye  amang  the 
Figgat-Whins,  wadna  I  set  iny  ten  talents  in  your 
wuzzent  face  for  that  very  word?"  and  she  suited  the 
word  to  the  action,  by  spreading  out  a  set  of  claws 
resembling  those  of  St.  George's  dragon  on  a  country 
sign-post. 

"What  does  she  want  here?"  said  the  impatient 
magistrate. — "Can  she  not  tell  her  business,  or  go 
away  ?  " 

"It's  my  bairn! — it's  Magdalen  Murdockson  I'm 
wantin',"  answered  the  beldam,  screaming  at  the  highest 
pitch  of  her  cracked  and  mistuned  voice — "havena  I  been 
tellin'  ye  sae  this  half-hour!  And  if  ye  are  deaf,  what 
needs  ye  sit  cockit  up  there,  and  keep  folk  scraughin'  t'ye 
this  gait?" 

"She  wants  her  daughter,  sir,"  said  the  same  officer 
whose  interference  had  given  the  hag  such  offence  before 
—"her  daughter,  who  Avas  taken  up  last  night — Madge 
Wildfire,  as  they  ca'  her." 

"Madge  Hellfire,  as  they  ca'  her!"  echoed  the 
beldam;  "and  what  business  has  a  blackguard  like 
you  to  ca'  an  honest  woman's  bairn  out  o'  her  jiin 
name  ?  " 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  205 

"An  honest  woman's  bairn,  Maggie?"  answered  the 
peace-officer,  smiling  and  shaking  his  head  with  an  ironical 
emphasis  on  the  adjective,  and  a  calmness  calculated  to 
provoke  to  madness  the  furious  old  shrew. 

"  If  I'm  no  honest  now,  I  was  honest  ance,"  she  replied  ; 
"and  that's  mair  than  ye  can  say,  ye  born  and  bred  thief, 
that  never  kend  ither  folk's  gear  frae  your  ain  since  the 
day  ye  was  cleckit.  Honest,  say  ye  ? — ye  pykit  your 
mother's  pouch  o'  twalpennies  Scotch  when  ye  were  five 
years  auld,  just  as  she  was  taking  leave  o'  your  father  at 
the  fit  o' the  gallows." 

"She  has  you  there,  George,"  said  the  assistants,  and 
there  was  a  general  laugh;  for  the  wit  was  fitted  for  tlie 
meridian  of  the  place  where  it  was  uttered.  This  general 
applause  somewhat  gratified  the  passions  of  the  old  hag; 
tlie  "grim  feature"  smiled,  and  even  laughed — but  it  was 
a  laugh  of  bitter  scorn.  She  condescended,  however,  as 
if  appeased  by  the  success  of  her  salljr,  to  explain  her 
business  more  distinctly,  when  the  magistrate,  command- 
ing silence,  agfiin  desired  her  either  to  speak  out  her 
errand,  or  to  leave  the  place. 

"  Her  bairn,"  she  said,  "-was  her  bairn,  and  she  came  to 
fetch  her  out  of  ill  hafl  and  waur  guiding.  If  she 
wasna  sae  wise  as  ither  folk,  few  ither  folk  had  suffered  as 
muckle  as  she  had  done  ;  forby  that  she  could  fend  the 
waur  for  hersell  within  the  four  wa's  of  a  jail.  She  could 
pfove  by  fifty  witnesses,  and  fifty  to  that,  that  her  daughter 
had  never  seen  Jock  Porieous,  alive  or  dead,  since  he  had 
gien  her  a  loundering  wi'  his  cane,  the  neger  that  he  was ! 
for  driving  a  dead  cat  at  the  provost's  wig  on  the  Elector 
of  Hanover's  birthday." 

Notwithstanding  the  wretched  appearance  and  violent 
demeanour  of  this  woman,  the  magistrate  felt  the  justice 
of  her  argument,  that  her  child  might  be  as  dear  to  her  as 
to  a  more  fortunate  and  more  amiable  mother.  He  pro- 
ceeded to  investigate  the  circumstances  which  had  led  to 
Madge  Murdockson's  (or  Wildfire's)  arrest,  and  as  it  was 
clearly  shown  that  she  had  not  been  engaged  in  the  riot, 
he  contented  himself  with  directing  that  an  eye  should 
be  kept  upon  her  by  the  police,  but  that  for  the  present 
she  should  be  allowed  to  return  home  with  her  mother. 
During  the  interval  of  fetching  Madge  from  the  jail,  the 
magistrate  endeavoured  to  discover  whether  her  mother 
had  been  privy  to  the  change  of  dress  betwixt  that  young 


2o6  THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

woman  and  Robertson.  But  on  this  point  he  could  obtain 
no  light.  She  persisted  in  declaring,  that  she  had  never 
seen  Robertson  since  his  remarkable  escape  during  service- 
time  ;  and  that,  if  her  daughter  had  changed  clothes  with 
him,  it  must  have  been  during  her  absence  at  a  hamlet 
about  two  miles  out  of  town,  called  Duddingstone,  where 
she  could  prove  that  she  passed  that  eventful  night.  And, 
in  fact,  one  of  the  town-officers,  who  had  been  searching 
for  stolen  linen  at  the  cottage  of  a  washer-woman  in  that 
village,  gave  his  evidence,  that  he  had  seen  Maggie 
Murdockson  there,  whose  presence  had  considerably  in- 
creased his  suspicion  of  the  house  in  which  she  was  a 
visitor,  in  respect  that  he  considered  her  as  a  person  of  no 
good  reputation. 

"I  tauld  ye  sae,"  said  the  hag;  "see  now  what  it  is  to 
hae  a  character,  gude  or  bad ! — Now,  maybe  after  a',  1 
could  tell  ye  something  about  Porteous  that  you  council- 
chamber  bodies  never  could  find  out,  for  as  muckle  stir  as 
ye  mak." 

All  eyes  were  turned  towards  her — all  ears  were  alert. 
"  Speak  out !  "  said  the  magistrate. 

"It  will  be  for  your  ain  gude,"  insinuated  the  town- 
clerk. 

"  Dinna  keep  the  bailie  waiting,"  urged  the  assistants. 

She  remained  doggedly  silent  for  two  or  three  minutes 
casting  around  a  malignant  and  sulky  glance,  that  seemed 
to  enjoy  the  anxious  suspense  with  which  they  waited  her 
answer.  And  then  she  broke  forth  at  once, — "A'  that  I 
kert  about  him  is,  that  he  was  neither  soldier  nor  gentleman, 
but  just  a  thief  and  a  blackguard,  like  maist  o'  yourseils, 
dears — What  will  ye  gie  me  for  that  news,  now  ? — He  wad 
hae  served  the  gude  town  lang  or  provost  or  bailie  wad  hae 
fund  that  out,  my  joe  1 " 

While  these  matters  were  in  discussion,  Madge  Wildfire 
entered,  and  her  first  exclamation  was,  "Eh!  see  if  there 
isna  our  auld  ne'er-do-weel  deevil's  buckie  o'  a  mither-- 
Hegh,  sirs !  but  we  are  a  hopefu'  family,  to  be  twa  o'  us  in 
the  Guard  at  ance — But  there  were  better  days  wi'  us  ance — 
were  there  na,  mither  ?  " 

Old  Maggie's  eyes  had  glistened  with  something  like  an 
expression  of  pleasure  when  she  saw  her  daughter  set  at 
liberty.  But  either  her  natural  affection,  like  that  of  the 
tigress,  could  not  be  displayed  without  a  strain  of  ferocity, 
or  there  was  something  in  the  ideas  which  Madge's  speech 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  207 

awakened,  that  again  stirred  her  cross  and  savage  temper. 
"What  signifies  what  we  were,  ye  street-raking  limmer  !  " 
she  exclaimed,  pusliing  her  daughter  before  her  to  the 
door,  with  no  gentle  degree  of  violence.  "  I'se  tell  thee 
what  thou  is  now — thou's  a  crazed  hellicat  Bess  o'  Bedlam, 
that  sail  taste  naething  but  bread  and  water  for  a  fortnight, 
to  serve  ye  for  the  plague  ye  hae  gien  me — and  ower  gude 
for  ve,  ye  idle  taupie  !  " 

Madge,  however,  escaped  from  her  mother  at  the  door, 
ran  back  to  the  foot  of  the  table,  dropped  a  very  low  and 
fantastic  curtsey  to  the  judge,  and  said,  with  a  giggling 
laugh, — "Our  minnie's  sair  mis-set,  after  her  ordinar,  sir 
— She'll  hae  had  some  quarrel  wi'  her  auld  gudeman — 
that's  Satan,  ye  ken,  sirs."  This  explanatory  note  she  gave 
in  a  low  confidential  tone,  and  the  spectators  of  that  credulous 
generation  did  not  hear  it  without  an  involuntary  shudder. 
"The  gudeman  and  her  disna  aye  gree  weel,  and  then  I 
maun  pay  the  piper ;  but  my  back's  broad  eneugh  to  bear't 
a' — an'  if  she  hae  nae  havings,  that's  nae  reason  why 
wiser  folk  shouldna  hae  some."  Here  another  deep 
curtsey,  when  the  ungracious  voice  of  her  mother  was 
heard. 

"  iMadge,  ye  limmer  !  If  I  come  to  fetch  ye ! " 
"  Hear  till  her,"  said  Madge.  "  But  I'll  wun  out  a  gliff 
the  night  for  a'  that,  to  dance  in  the  moonlight,  when  her 
and  the  gudeman  will  be  whirrying  through  the  blue  lift 
on  a  broom-shank,  to  see  Jean  Jap,  that  they  hae  putten 
intill  the  Kirkcaldy  tolbooth — ay,  they  will  hae  a  merry  sail 

•  ower  Inchkeith,  and  ower  a'  the  bits  o'  bonny  waves  tliat 
<  are  poppling  and  plashing  against  the  rocks  in  the  gowden 
;  glimmer  o'  the  moon,  ye  ken. — I'm  coming,  mother — I'm 

coming,"  she  concluded,  on  hearing  a  scuffle  at  the  door 

•  betwixt  the  beldam  and  the  officers,  who  were  endeavouring 
to  prevent  her  re-entrance.     Madge  then  waved  her  hand 

V  wildly  towards  the  ceiling,  and  sung,  at  the  topmost  pitch 
^'  of  her  voice, — 

i  "  Up  in  the  air, 

i  On  my  bonny  gray  mare, 

J  And  I  see,  and  I  see,  and  I  see  her  yet. " 

1  And  with  a  hop,  skip,  and  jump,  sprung  out  of  the  room, 
as  the  witches  of  Macbeth  used,  in  less  refined  days,  to 
seem  to  fly  upwards  from  the  stage. 


2o8  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

Some  weeks  intervened  before  Mr.  Middleburgh,  agree- 
ably to  his  benevolent  resolution,  found  an  opportunity 
of  taking  a  walk  towards  St.  Leonard's,  in  order  to  discover 
whether  it  might  be  possible  to  obtain  the  evidence  hinted 
at  in  the  anonymous  letter  respecting  Effie  Deans. 

In  fact,  the  anxious  perquisitions  made  to  discover  the 
murderers  of  Porteous  occupied  the  attention  of  all  concerned 
with  the  administration  of  justice. 

In  the  course  of  these  enquiries,  two  circumstances 
happened  material  to  our  story.  Butler,  after  a  close 
investigation  of  his  conduct,  was  declared  innocent  of 
accession  to  the  death  of  Porteous  ;  but,  as  having  been 
present  during  the  whole  transaction,  was  obliged  to  fmd 
bail  not  to  quit  his  usual  residence  at  Liberton,  that  he 
might  appear  as  a  witness  when  called  upon.  The  other 
incident  regarded  the  disappearance  of  Madge  Wildfire  and 
her  mother  from  Edinburgh.  When  they  were  sought,  with 
the  purpose  of  subjecting  them  to  some  further  interroga- 
tories, it  was  discovered  by  Mr.  Sharp! tiavv  that  they  had 
eluded  the  observation  of  the  police,  and  left  the  city  so  soon 
as  dismissed  from  the  council-chamber.  No  efforts  could 
trace  the  place  of  their  retreat. 

In  the  meanwhile  the  excessive  indignation  of  the  Council 
of  Regency,  at  the  slight  put  upon  their  authority  by  the 
murder  of  Porteous,  had  dictated  measures,  in  which  their 
own  extreme  desire  of  detecting  the  actors  in  that  conspiracy 
were  consulted,  in  preference  to  the  temper  of  the  people, 
and  the  character  of  their  churchmen.  An  act  of  parliament 
was  hastily  passed,  offering  two  hundred  pounds  reward  to 
those  who  should  inform  against  any  person  concerned  in 
the  deed,  and  the  penalty  of  death,  by  a  very  unusual  and 
severe  enactment,  was  denounced  against  those  who  should 
harbour  the  guilty.  But  what  was  chiefly  accounted  ex- 
ceptionable, was  a  clause,  appointing  the  act  to  be  read  in 
churches  by  the  officiating  clergyman,  on  the  first  Sunday 
of  every  month,  for  a  certain  period,  immediately  before  the 
sermon.  The  ministers  who  should  refuse  to  comply  with 
this  injunction,  were  declared,  for  the  first  offence,  incapable 
of  sitting  or  voting  in  any  church  judicature,  and  for  the 
second,  mcapable  of  holding  any  ecclesiastical  preferment 
in  Scotland. 

This  last  order  united  in  a  common  cause  those  whc 
might  privately  rejoice  in  Porteous's  death,  though  the\ 
dared    not   vindicate    the    manner    of   it,    with    the    more 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  209 

scrupulous  presbyterians,  who  held  that  even  the  pro- 
nouncing the  name  of  the  "  Lords  Spiritual  "  in  a  Scottish 
pulpit  was,  ^uodammodo,  an  acknowledgment  of  prelacy,  and 
that  the  injunction  of  the  legislature  was  an  interference  of 
the  civil  government  with  the  jus  divintim  of  presbytery, 
since  to  the  General  Assembly  alone,  as  representing  the 
invisible  head  of  the  kirk,  belonged  tlie  sole  and  exclusive 
right  of  regulating  whatever  pertained  to  public  worship. 
Very  many  also,  of  different  political  or  religious  sentiments, 
and  therefore  not  much  moved  by  these  considerations, 
thought  they  saw,  in  so  violent  an  act  of  parliament,  a 
more  vindictive  spirit  than  became  the  legislature  of  a 
great  countrj',  and  something  like  an  attempt  to  trample 
upon  the  rights  and  independence  of  Scotland.  The  various 
steps  adopted  for  punishing  the  city  of  Edinburgh,  by  taking 
away  her  charter  and  liberties,  for  what  a  violent  and  over- 
mastering mob  had  done  within  her  walls,  were  resented  by 
many,  who  thought  a  pretext  was  too  hastily  taken  for 
degrading  the  ancient  metropolis  of  Scotland.  In  short, 
there  was  much  heart-burning,  discontent,  and  disaffection, 
occasioned  by  these  ill-considered  measures.* 

Amidst  these  heats  and  dissensions,  the  trial  of  Effie 
Deans,  after  she  had  been  many  weeks  imprisoned,  was 
at  length  about  to  be  brought  forward,  and  Mr.  Middle- 
burgh  found  leisure  to  enquire  into  the  evidence  concerning 
her.  For  this  purpose,  he  chose  a  fine  day  for  his  walk 
towards  her  father's  house. 

The  excursion  into  the  country  was  somewhat  distant, 
in  the  opinion  of  a  burgess  of  those  days,  although  many 
of  the  present  inhabit  suburban  villas  considerably  beyond 
the  spot  to  which  we  allude.  Three  quarters  of  an  hour's 
walk,  however,  even  at  a  pace  of  magisterial  gravity, 
conducted  our  benevolent  office-bearer  to  the  Crags  of  St 
Leonard's,  and  the  humble  mansion  of  David  Deans. 

The  old  man  was  seated  on  tlie  deas,  or  turf-seat,  at 
the  end  of  his  cottage,  busied  in  mending  his  cart-harness 
with  his  own  hands ;  for  in  those  days  any  sort  of  labour 

•The  Magistrates  were  closely  interrogated  before  the  House  of  Peers,  con- 
cerning the  particulars  of  the  Mob,  and  the  faiois  in  which  these  functionaries 
made  tlaeir  answers,  sounded  strange  in  the  ears  of  the  Southern  nobles.  The 
Duke  of  Newcastle  having  demanded  to  know  with  what  kind  of  shot  the  guard 
which  Porteous  commanded  had  loaded  their  muskets,  was  answered  naively, 
"Ow,  jiist  sic  as  .ine  shoots  dukes  and  fooli  with."  This  reply  was  considered 
as  a  contempt  of  the  House  of  Lords,  and  the  Provost  would  have  suffered 
accordingly,  but  that  the  Duke  of  Argj-le  explnincd,  that  the  exprcs«ion, 
properly  rendered  into  En^^lisb,  meant  duckt  and  xvattr-ftrwL 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 


/ 


which  required  a  little  more  skill  than  usual  fell  to  th© 
share  of  the  g'oodman  himself,  and  that  even  when  he  was 
well  to  pass  in  the  world.  With  stern  and  austere  gravify 
lie  persevered  in  his  task,  after  having  just  raised  his  head 
to  notice  the  advance  of  the  stranger.  It  would  have  been 
impossible  to  have  discovered,  from  his  countenance  and 
njanner,  the  internal  feelings  of  agony  w-ith  which  he 
contended.  Mr.  Middleburgh  waited  an  instant,  expect- 
ing Deans  would  in  some  measure  acknowledge  his 
presence,  and  lead  into  conversation ;  but,  as  he  seemed 
determined  to  remain  silent,  he  was  himself  obliged  to 
speak  first. 

"  My  name  is  Middleburgh — Mr.  James  Middleburgh, 
one  of  the  present  magistrates  of  the  city  of  Edinburgh." 

"  It  may  be  sae,"  answered  Deans  laconically,  and  with- 
out interrupting  his  labour. 

"You  must  understand,"  he  continued,  "that  the  duty 
of  a  magistrate  is  sometimes  an  unpleasant  one." 

"  It  may  be  sae,"  replied  David  ;  "  I  hae  naetning  to  sae 
in  the  contrair  ;  "  and  he  was  again  doggedly  silent. 

"You  must  be  aware,"  pursued  the  magistrate,  "that 
persons  in  my  situation  are  often  obliged  to  make  painful 
and  disagreeable  enquiries  of  individuals,  merely  because 
it  is  their  bounden  duty." 

"  It  may  be  sae,"  again  replied  Deans  ;  "  I  hae  naething 
to  say  anent  it,  cither  the  tae  way  or  the  t'other.  But  I 
do  ken  there  was  ance  in  a  day  a  just  and  God-fearing 
magistracy  in  yon  town  o'  Edinburgh,  that  did  not  bear 
the  sword  in  vain,  but  were  a  terror  to  evil-doers,  and  a 
praise  to  such  as  kept  the  path.  In  the  glorious  days  of 
auld  worthy  faithfu'  Provost  Dick,*  when  there  was  a 
true  and  faithfu'  General  Assembly  of  the  Kirk,  walking 
hand  in  hand  with  the  real  noble  Scottish-hearted  barons, 
and  witli  the  magistrates  of  this  and  other  towns,  gentles, 
burgesses,  and  commons  of  all  ranks,  seeing  with  one  eye, 
hearing  with  one  ear,  and  upholding  the  ark  with  their 
united  strength — And  then  folk  miglit  see  men  deliver  up 
their  silver  to  the  states'  use,  as  if  it  had  been  as  muckle 
sclate  stanes.  My  father  saw  (hem  toom  the  sacks  of 
dollars  out  o'  Provost  Dick's  window  intill  the  carts  that 
carried  them  to  the  army  at  Dunsc  Law ;  and  if  ye 
winna  believe  his  testimony,  there  is  the  window  itsell 
still     standing     in     the     Luckenbooths  —  I     think    it's    a 

*  Note  II.     Sir  William  Dick  of  Braid. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN;  an 

claith-merchant's  booth  the  day* — at  the  airn  stanchells,  five 
doors  abune  Gossford's  Close. — But  now  we  haena  sic 
spirit  amang  us  ;  we  think  mair  about  the  warst  wally- 
draigle  in  our  ain  byre,  than  about  the  blessing  which 
tlie  angel  of  tiie  covenant  gave  to  the  Patriarch  even  at 
Peniel  and  Mahanaini,  or  the  binding  obUgation  of  our 
national  vows  ;  and  we  wad  rather  gie  a  pund  Scots  to 
buy  an  unguent  to  clear  our  auld  rannell-trees  and  our 
beds  o'  the  English  bugs,  as  they  ca'  them,  than  we  wad 
gie  a  plack  to  rid  the  land  of  the  swarm  of  Arminian 
caterpillars,  Socinian  pismires,  and  deistical  Miss  Katies, 
that  have  ascended  out  of  the  bottomless  pit,  to  plague  this 
perverse,  insidious,  and  lukewarm  generation." 

It  happened  to  Davie  Deans  on  this  occasion  as  it  has 
done  to  many  other  habitual  orators  ;  when  once  he  became 
embarked  on  his  favourite  subject,  the  stream  of  his  own 
enthusiasm  carried  him  forward  in  spite  of  his  mental 
distress,  while  his  well  -  exercised  memory  supplied  him 
amply  with  all  the  types  and  tropes  of  rhetoric  peculiar  to 
his  sect  and  cause. 

Mr.  Middleburgh  contented  himself  with  answering— 
•'All  this  may  be  very  true,  my  friend;  but,  as  you  said 
just  now,  I  have  nothing  to  say  to  it  at  present,  either 
one  way  or  other. —  You  have  two  daughters,  I  think, 
Mr.  Deans?" 

The  old  man  winced,  as  one  whose  smarting  sore  is 
suddenly  galled  ;  but  instantly  composed  himself,  resumed 
the  work  which,  in  the  heat  of  his  declamation,  he  had 
laid  down,  and  answered  with  sullen  resolution,  "  Ae 
daughter,  sir — only  ane." 

"I  understand  you,"  said  Mr.  Middleburgh;  "you  have 
only  one  daughter  here  at  home  with  you — but  this  un- 
fortunate girl  who  is  a  prisoner — she  is,  I  think,  your 
'  mhgest  daughter  ?  " 

The  Presbyterian  sternly  raised  his  eyes.  "After  the 
world,  and  according  to  the  flesh,  she  is  my  daughter; 
but  when  she  became  a  child  of  Belial,  and  a  company- 
keeper,  and  a  trader  in  guilt  and  iniquity,  she  ceased  to 

:  a  bairn  of  mine." 

"Alas,  Mr.  Deans,"  said  Middleburgh,  sitting  down  by 
him,  and  endeavouring  to  take  his  hand,  which  the  old 
man  proudly  withdrew,  "we  are  ourselves  all  sinners;  and 

•  I  think  so  too — But  if  the  reader  b«  cxirious,  he  may  consult  Mr.  Chamber*' 
Traditions  of  Edinburgh." 


212  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

the  errors  of  our  ofTsprIng,  as  they  ought  not  to  surprise  us, 
being  the  portion  wliich  tliey  derive  of  a  common  portion  of 
corruption  inherited  through  us,  so  they  do  not  entitle  us  to 
cast  them  off  because  they  have  lost  themselves." 

"Sir,"  said  Deans  impatiently,  "I  ken  a'  that  as  weel 
as — I  mean  to  say,"  he  resumed,  checking  the  irritation 
he  felt  at  being  schooled, — a  discipline  of  the  mind,  which 
those  most  ready  to  bestow  it  on  others,  do  themselves  most 
reluctantly  submit  to  receive — "  I  mean  to  say,  that  what  ye 
observe  may  be  just  and  reasonable — But  I  hae  nae  freedom 
to  enter  into  my.ain  private  affairs  wi'  strangers — And  now, 
in  this  great  national  emergency,  when  there's  the  Porteous' 
Act  has  come  doun  frae  London,  that  is  a  deeper  blow  to 
this  poor  sinfu'  kingdom  and  suffering  kirk,  than  ony  that 
has  been  heard  of  since  the  foul  and  fatal  Test — at  a  time 
like  this " 

"But,  goodman,"  interrupted  Mr.  Middleburgh,  "you 
must  think  of  your  own  household  first,  or  else  you  are 
worse  even  than  the  infidels." 

"I  tell  ye,  Bailie  Middleburgh,"  retorted  David  Deans, 
"if  ye  be  a  bailie,  as  there  is  little  honour  in  being  ane  in 
these  evil  days — I  tell  ye,  I  heard  the  gracious  Saunders 
Peden — I  wotna  whan  it  was  ;  but  it  was  in  killing  time, 
when  the  plowers  were  drawing  alang  their  furrows  on 
the  back  of  the  Kirk  of  Scotland — I  heard  him  tell  his 
heai^ers,  gude  and  waled  Christians  they  were  too,  that 
some  o'  them  wad  greet  mair  for  a  bit  drowned  calf  or 
stirk,  than  for  a'  the  defections  and  oppressions  ^of  the 
day ;  and  that  they  were  some  o'  them  thinking  o'  ae 
thing,  some  o'  anither,  and  there  was  Lady  Hundleslope 
thinking  o'  greeting  Jock  at  the  fireside!  And  the  lady 
confessed  in  my  hearing,  that  a  drow  of  anxiety  had  come 
ower  her  for  her  son  that  she  had  left  at  hame  weak  of  a 
decay  * — And  what  wad  he  hae  said  of  me,  if  I  had  ceased  to 
think  of  the  gude  cause  for  a  castaway — a — It  kills  me  to 
think  of  what  she  is  !  " 

"  But  the  life  of  your  child,  goodman — think  of  that — if 
her  life  could  be  saved,"  said  Middleburgh. 

"Her  life?"  exclaimed  David — "I  wadna  gie  ane  o' my 
gray  hairs  for  her  life,  if  her  gude  name  be  gane — And  yet,  ' 
said  he,  relenting  and  retracting  as  he  spoke,  "  I  wad  make 
the  niffer,  Mr.  Middleburgh — I  wad  gie  a'  these  gray  hairs 
that  she  has  brought  to  shame  and  sorrow — I  wad  gie  the 

*  See  "  Life  of  Peden." 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  213 

auld  head  they  grow  on  for  her  life,  and  that  she  might  hae 
time  to  amend  and  return,  for  what  hae  the  wicked  beyond 
,  the  breath  of  their  nostrils? — But  I'll  never  see  her  mair. — 
No! — that — that  I  am  determined  in — I'll  never  see  her 
mair  !  "  His  lips  continued  to  move  for  a  minute  after 
his  voice  ceased  to  be  heard,  as  if  he  were  repeating  the 
same  vow  internally. 

"Well,  sir,"  said  Mr.  Middleburgh,  "I  speak  to  you  as  a 
man  of  sense ;  if  you  would  save  your  daughter's  life,  you 
must  use  human  means." 

"I  understand  what  you  mean;  but  Mr.  Novit,  who  is 
the  procurator  and  doer  of  an  honourable  person,  the  Laird 
of  Dumbiedikes,  is  to  do  what  carnal  wisdom  can  do  for  her 
in  the  circumstances.  Mysell  am  not  clear  to  trinquet  and 
trafiic  wi'  courts  o*  justice,  as  they  are  now  constituted  ;  I 
have  a  tenderness  and  scruple  in  my  mind  anent  them." 

"That  is  to  say,"  said  Middleburgh,  "that  you  are  a 
Cameronian,  and  do  not  acknowledge  the  authority  of  our 
courts  of  judicature,  or  present  government?  " 

"  Sir,  under  your  favour,"  replied  David,  who  was  too 
proud  of  his  own  polemical  knowledge,  to  call  himself  the 
follower  of  any  one,  "ye  take  me  up  before  I  fall  down.  I 
canna  see  why  I  suld  be  termed  a  Cameronian,  especially 
now  that  ye  hae  given  the  name  of  that  famous  and  savoury 
sufferer,  not  only  until  a  regimental  band  of  souldiers, 
whereof  I  am  told  many  can  now  curse,  swear,  and  use 
profane  language,  as  fast  as  ever  Richard  Cameron  could 
preach  or  pray  ;  but  also  because  ye  have,  in  as  far  as  it  is 
in  your  power,  rendered  "that  martyr's  name  vain  and  con- 
temptible, by  pipes,  drums,  and  fifes,  playing  the  vain 
carnal  spring,  called  the  Cameronian  Rant,  which  too 
many  professors  of  religion  dance  to  —  a  practice  maist 
unbecoming  a  professor  to  dance  to  any  tune  whatsoever, 
more  especially  promiscuously,  that  is,  with  the  female  sex.* 
A  brutish  fashion  it  is,  whilk  is  the  beginning  of  defection 
with  many,  as  I  may  hae  as  muckle  cause  as  maist  folk 
to  testify." 

"Well,  but,  Mr.  Deans,"  replied  Mr.  Middleburgh,  "1 
only  meant  to  say  that  you  were  a  Cameronian,  or  Mac- 
Millanite,  one  of  the  society  people,  in  short,  who  think 
it  inconsistent  to  take  oaths  under  a  government  where 
the  Covenant  is  not  ratified. " 

"Sir,"  replied  the  controversialist,   who  forgot  even  his 

•  See  Note  5.     Peter  Walker. 


ai4  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

present  distress  in  such  discussions  as  these,  "you  cannot 
fickle  me  sae  easily  as  you  do  opine.  I  am  not  a  Mac- 
Millanite,  or  a  Russelitc,  or  a  Hamiltonian,  or  a  Ilarleyite, 
or  a  Howdenite* — I  will  be  led  by  the  nose  by  none — I 
take  my  name  as  a  Christian  from  no  vessel  of  clay.  I 
have  my  own  principles  and  practice  to  answer  for,  and 
am  an  humble  pleader  for  the  gude  auld  cause  in  a  legal 
way." 

"That  is  to  say,  Mr.  Deans,"  said  Middleburgh,  "that 
you  are  a  Deanite,  and  have  opinions  peculiar  to  yourself." 

"It  may  please  you  to  say  sae,"  said  David  Deans; 
"but  I  have  maintained  my  testimony  before  as  great 
folk,  and  in  sharper  times ;  and  though  I  will  neither 
exalt  myself  nor  pull  down  others,  I  wish  every  man  and 
woman  in  this  land  had  kept  the  true  testimony,  and  the 
middle  and  straight  path,  as  it  were,  on  the  ridge  of  a 
hill,  where  wind  and  water  shears,  avoiding  right-hand 
snares  and  extremes,  and  left-hand  way-slidings,  as  weel 
as  Johnny  Dodds  of  Farthing's  Acre,  and  ae  man  mair 
that  shall  be  nameless." 

"  I  suppose,"  replied  the  magistrate,  "  that  is  as  much 
as  to  say,  that  Johnny  Dodds  of  Farthing's  Acre,  and 
David  Deans  of  St.  Leonard's,  constitute  the  only  members 
of  the  true,  real,  unsophisticated  Kirk  of  Scotland  ?  " 

"God  forbid  that  I  suld  make  sic  a  vain-glorious 
speech,  when  there  are  sae  mony  professing  Christians ! " 
answered  David:  "but  this  I  maun  say,  that  all  men  act 
according  to  their  gifts  and  their  grace,  sae  that  it  is  nae 
marvel  that " 

"This  is  aJl  very  fine,"  interrupted  Mr.  Middleburgh; 
"but  I  have  no  time  to  spend  in  hearing  it.  The  matter 
in  hand  is  this — I  have  directed  a  citation  to  be  lodged  in 
your  daughter's  hands — If  she  appears  on  the  day  of  trial 
and  gives  evidence,  there  is  reason  to  hope  she  may  save 
her  sister's  life — if,  from  any  constrained  scruples  about 
the  legality  of  her  performing  the  oflice  of  an  affectionate 
sister  and  a  good  subject,  by  appearing  in  a  court  held 
under  the  authority  of  the  law  and  government,  you 
become  the  means  of  deterring  her  from  the  discharge  of 
this  duty,  I  must  say,  though  the  truth  may  sound  harsh 
in  your  ears,  that  you,  who  gave  life  to  this  unhappy  girl, 
will  become  the  means  of  her  losing  it  by  a  permature 
and  violent  death." 

*  All  various  specie*  of  the  grrcat  genus  Canieronian. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAI^  215 

So  saying,  Mr.  Middleburgh  turned  to  leave  him. 

"  Bide  awee — bide  awee,  Mr.  Middleburgh,"  said  Deans, 
:  n  great  perplexity  and  distress  of  mind  ;  but  the  bailie, 
who  was  probably  sensible  tiiat  protracted  discussion 
might  diminish  the  effect  of  his  best  and  most  forcible 
argument,  took  a  hasty  leave,  and  declined  entering 
farther  into  the  controversy. 

Deans  sunk  down  upon  his  seat,  stunned  with  a  variety 
of  conflicting  emotions.  It  had  been  a  great  source  of 
controversy  among  those  holding  his  opinions  in  re- 
ligious matters  how  far  the  government  which  succeeded 
the  Revolution  could  be,  without  sin,  acknowledged  by 
true  Presbyterians,  seeing  that  it  did  not  recognise  the 
great  national  testimony  of  the  Solemn  League  and 
Covenant?  And  latterly,  those  agreeing  in  this  general 
doctrine,  and  assuming  the  sounding  title  of  "The  anti- 
Popish,  anti-Prelatic,  anti-Erastian,  anti-Sectarian,  true 
Presbyterian  remnant,"  were  divided  into  many  petty  sects 
among  themselves,  even  as  to  the  extent  of  submission  to 
the  existing  laws  and  rulers,  which  constituted  such  an 
acknowledgment  as  amounted  to  sin. 

At  a  very  stormy  and  tumultuous  meeting,  held  in  1682, 
to  discuss  these  Important  and  delicate  points,  the 
testimonies  of  the  faithful  few  were  found  utterly  in- 
consistent with  each  other.  *  The  place  where  this 
conference  took  place  was  remarkably  well  adapted  for 
such  an  assembly.  It  was  a  wild  and  verj'  sequestered  dell 
in  Tweeddale,  surrounded  by  high  hills,  and  far  remote 
from  human  habitation.  A  small  river,  or  rather  a 
mountain  torrent,  called  the  Talla,  breaks  down  the  glen 
with  great  fury,  dashing  successively  o\er  a  number  of 
small  cascades,  which  has  procured  the  spot  the  name 
of  Talla  Linns.  Here  the  leaders  among  the  scattered 
adherents  to  the  Covenant,  men  who,  in  their  banishment 
from  human  society,  and  in  the  recollection  of  the  severities 
to  which  they  had  been  exposed,  had  become  at  once 
sullen  in  their  tempers,  and  fantastic  in  their  religious 
opinions,  met  with  arms  in  their  hands,  and  by  the  side 
of  the  torrent  discussed,  with  a  turbulence  which  the  noise 
of  the  stream  could  not  drown,  points  of  controversy  as 
empty  and  unsubstantial  as  its  foam. 

It  was  the  fixed  judgment  of  most  of  the  meeting,  that 
all  payment  of  cess  or  tribute  to  the  existing  government 

*  Note  I*.     Meeting  at  Talla  Linna. 


2i6  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

was  utterly  vmlawful,  and  a  sacrificing  to  idols.  About 
other  impositions  and  degrees  of  submission  there  were 
various  opinions ;  and  perhaps  it  Is  the  best  illustration 
of  the  spirit  of  those  military  fathers  of  the  church  to  say, 
that  while  all  allowed  it  was  impious  to  pay  the  cess 
employed  for  maintaining  the  standing  army  and  militia, 
there  was  a  fierce  controversy  on  the  lawfulness  of 
paying  the  duties  levied  at  ports  and  bridges,  for  main- 
taining roads  and  other  necessary  purposes ;  that  there 
were  some  who,  repugnant  to  these  imposts  for  turnpikes 
and  postages,  were  nevertheless  free  in  conscience  to  make 
payment  of  the  usual  freight  at  public  ferries,  and  that  a 
person  of  exceeding  and  punctilious  zeal,  James  Russel, 
one  of  the  slayers  of  the  Archbishop  of  St.  Andrews,  had 
given  his  testimony  with  great  warmth  even  against  this 
last  faint  shade  of  subjection  to  constituted  authority. 
This  ardent  and  enlightened  person  and  his  followers  had 
also  great  scruples  about  the  lawfulness  of  bestowing  the 
ordinary  names  upon  the  days  of  the  week  and  the 
months  of  the  year,  which  savoured  in  their  nostrils  so 
strongly  of  paganism,  that  at  length  they  arrived  at  the 
conclusion  that  they  who  owned  such  names  as  Monday, 
Tuesday,  January,  February,  and  so  forth,  "served  them- 
selves heirs  to  the  same,  if  not  greater  punishment,  than 
had  been  denounced  against  the  idolatei's  of  old." 

David  Deans  had  been  present  on  this  memorable 
occasion,  although  too  young  to  be  a  speaker  among  the 
polemical  combatants.  His  brain,  however,  had  been 
thoroughly  heated  by  the  noise,  clamour,  and  metaphysical 
ingenuity  of  the  discussion,  and  it  was  a  controversy  to 
which  his  mind  had  often  returned ;  and  though  he 
carefully  disguised  his  vacillation  from  others,  and  perhaps 
from  himself,  he  had  never  been  able  to  come  to  any 
precise  line  of  decision  on  the  subject.  In  fact,  his 
natural  sense  had  acted  as  a  counterpoise  to  his  con- 
troversial zeal.  He  was  by  no  means  pleased  with  the 
quiet  and  indifferent  manner  in  which  King  VV^illiam's 
government  slurred  over  the  errors  of  the  times,  when, 
far  from  restoring  the  Presbyterian  kirk  to  its  former 
supremacy,  they  passed  an  act  of  oblivion  even  to  those 
who  had  been  its  persecutors,  and  bestowed  on  many  'of 
them  titles,  favours,  and  employments.  When,  in  the 
first  General  Assembly  which  succeeded  the  Revolution, 
an  overture  was  made  for  the  revival  of  the  League  and 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  217 

Covenant,  it  was  with  horror  that  Douce  David  heard  the 
proposal  eluded  by  the  men  of  carnal  wit  and  policy,  as 
he  called  them,  as  being  inapplicable  to  the  present  times, 
and  not  falling-  under  the  modern  model  of  the  churth. 
The  reign  of  Queen  Anne  had  increased  his  conviction, 
that  the  Revolution  government  was  not  one  of  the  true 
Presbyterian  complexion.  But  then,  more  sensible  than 
the  bigots  of  his  sect,  he  did  not  confound  the  moderation 
and  tolerance  of  these  two  reigns  with  the  active  tyranny 
and  oppression  exercised  in  those  of  Charles  II.  and 
James  II.  The  Presbyterian  form  of  religion,  though 
deprived  of  the  weight  formerly  attached  to  its  sentences  of 
excommunication,  and  compelled  to  tolerate  the  co-existence 
of  Episcopacy,  and  of  sects  of  various  descriptions,  was  still 
the  National  Church  ;  and  though  the  glory  of  the  second 
temple  was  far  inferior  to  that  which  had  flourished  from 
1639  till  the  battle  of  Dunbar,  still  it  was  a  structure  that, 
wanting  the  strength  and  the  terrors,  retained  at  least  the 
form  and  symmetry,  of  the  original  model.  Then  came  the 
insurrection  in  171 5,  and  David  Deans's  horror  for  the  revival 
of  the  popish  and  prelatical  faction  reconciled  him  greatly 
to  the  government  of  King  George,  although  he  grieved 
that  that  monarch  might  be  suspected  of  a  leaning  unto 
Erastianism.  In  short,  moved  by  so  many  different  con- 
siderations, he  had  shifted  his  ground  at  different  times 
concerning  the  degree  of  freedom  which  he  felt  in  adopting 
ny  act  of  immediate  acknowledgment  or  submission  to 
he  present  government,  which,  however  mild  and  paternal, 
was  still  uncovenanted  ;  and  now  he  felt  himself  called  upon 
by  the  most  powerful  motive  conceivable,  to  authorize  his 
daughter's  giving  testimony  in  a  court  of  justice,  which  all 
who  have  been  since  called  Cameronians  accounted  a  step 
of  lamentable  and  direct  defection.  The  voice  of  nature, 
however,  exclaimed  loud  in  his  bosom  against  the  dictates 
of  fanaticism  ;  and  his  imagination,  fertile  in  the  solution  of 
polemical  difficulties,  devised  an  expedient  for  extricating 
himself  from  the  fearful  dilemma,  in  which  he  saw,  on  the 
one  side,  a  falling  ofT  from  principle,  and,  on  the  other,  a 
scene  from  which  a  fathers  thoughts  could  not  but  turn  in 
shuddering  horror, 

"I    have   been    constant    and  Unchanged    in    my  testi- 

nony,"   said    David    Deans;    but    then    who    has    said   it 

I    me,    that   I    have  judged  my   neighbour    over    closely, 

because   he  hath  had  more   freedom   in   his   walk   than    J 


3i8  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN 

have  found  in  mine?  I  never  was  a  separatist,  nor  for 
quarrelling  with  tender  souls  about  mint,  cummin,  oi 
other  the  lesser  tithes.  My  daughter  Jean  may  have  a 
light  in  this  subject  that  is  hid  frae  my  auld  een— it  is 
laid  on  her  conscience,  and  not  on  mine — If  she  hath 
freedom  to  gang  before  this  judicatory,  and  hold  up  her 
hand   for  this  poor  cast-away,   surely  I   will   not  say  she 

steppeth   over  her  bounds  ;     and   if    not "     He    paused 

in  his  mental  argument,  while  a  pang  of  unutterable 
anguish  convulsed  his  features,  yet,  shaking  it  off,  he 
firmly  resumed  the  strain  of  his  reasoning — "And  if 
NOT — God,  forbid  that  she  should  go  into  defection  at 
bidding  of  mine !  I  wunna  fret  the  tender  conscience  of 
one  bairn — no,  not  to  save  the  life  of  the  other." 

A  Roman  would  have  devoted  his  daughter  to  death 
from  different  feelings  and  motives,  but  not  upon  a  more 
heroic  principle  of  duty. 


CHAPTER   XIX. 

To  man,  in  this  his  trial  state, 

The  privilege  is  given. 
When  tost  by  tides  of  human  fate, 

To  anchor  fast  on  heaven. 

Watts's  Hymns. 

It  was  with  a  firm  step  that  Deans  sought  his  daughter's 
apartment,  determined  to  leave  her  to  the  light  of  her 
own  conscience  in  the  dubious  point  of  casuistry  in  which 
he  supposed  her  to  be  placed. 

The  little  room  had  been  the  sleeping  apartment  of 
both  sisters,  and  there  still  stood  there  a  small  occasional 
bed  which  had  been  made  for  Effie's  accommodation, 
when,  complaining  of  illness,  she  had  declined  to  share, 
as  in  happier  times,  her  sister's  pillow.  The  eyes  of 
Deans  rested  involuntarily,  on  entering  the  room,  upon 
this  little  couch,  with  its  dark-green  coarse  curtains, 
and  the  ideas  connected  with  it  rose  so  thick  upon  his 
soul  as  almost  to  incapacitate  him  from  opening  his 
errand  to  his  daughter.'  Her  occupation  broke  the  ice. 
He  found  her  gazing  on  a  slip  of  paper,  which  contained 
a  citation  to  her  to  appear  as  a  witness  upon  her  sister's 
Trial  in  behalf  of  the  accused.     For  the  worthy  magistrate, 


THE  HEART  OF-  MID-LOTHIAN.  219 

determined  to  omit  no  chance  of  doing  Effie  justice, 
and  to  leave  her  sister  no  apology  for  not  givnng  the 
evidence  which  she  was  suppostxl  to  possess,  had  caused 
the  ordinary  citation,  or  siihpcena,  of  the  Scottish  criminal 
court,  to  be  ser\ed  upon  her  by  an  officer  during  his  con- 
ference with  David. 

This  precaution  was  so  far  fa^'ourable  to  Deans,  that 
it  saved  him  the  pain  of  entering  upon  a  formal  ex- 
planation with  his  daughter ;  he  only  said,  with  a  hollow 
and  tremulous  voice,  "I  perceive  ye  are  aware  of  the 
matter." 

"  Oh,  father,  we  are  cruelly  sted  between  God's  laws 
and  iifan's  laws — What  shall  we  do  ? — What  can  we  do  ?  " 

Jeanie,  it  must  be  observed,  had  no  hesitation  whatever 
about  the  mere  act  of  appearing  in  a  court  of  justice. 
She  might  have  heard  the  point  discussed  by  her  father 
more  than  once ;  but  we  have  already  noticed,  that  she 
was  accustomed  to  listen  with  re\-erence  to  much  which 
she  was  incapable  of  imderstanding,  and  that  subtle 
arguments  of  casuistry  found  her  a  patient,  but  unedi- 
tied  hearer.  Upon  receiving  the  citation,  therefore,  her 
thoughts  did  not  turn  upon  the  chimerical  scruples  which 
alarmed  her  father's  mind,  but  to  the  language  which  had 
been  held  to  her  by  the  stranger  at  Muschat's  Cairn.  In 
a  word,  she  never  doubted  but  she  was  to  be  dragged 
forward  into  the  court  of  justice,  in  order  to  place  her 
in  the  cruel  position  of  either  sacrificing  her  sister  by 
telling  the  truth,  or  committing  perjury  in  order  to  save 
her  life.  And  so  strongly  did  her  thoughts  run  in  this 
channel,  that  she  applied  her  father's  words,  "  Ye  are 
aware  of  the  matter,"  to  his  acquaintance  with  the  advice 
that  had  been  so  fearfully  enforced  upon  her.  She  looked 
up  with  anxious  surprise,  not  unmingled  with  a  cast  of 
horror,  which  his  next  words,  as  she  interpreted  and 
applied  them,  were  not  qualified  to  remove. 

"Daughter,"  said  David,  "it  has  ever  been  my  mind, 
that  in  things  of  ane  doubtful  and  controversial  nature, 
ilk  Christian's  conscience  suld  be  his  ain  guide — Where- 
fore descend  into  yourself,  try  your  ain  mind  with 
sufficiency  of  soul  exercise,  and  as  you  sail  finally  find 
yourself  clear  to  do  in  this  matter — even  so  be  it." 

"  But,  father,"  said  Jeanie,  whose  mind  revolted  at  the 
construction  which  she  naturally  put  upon  his  language, 
"can  this — this  be  a   doubtful   or  controversial  matter? — 


220  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

Mind,  father,  the   ninth  command — '  Thou  shalt  not  bear 
false  witness  against  thy  neighbour.'" 

David  Deans  paused ;  for,  still  applying  her  speech 
to  his  preconceived  difficulties,  it  seemed  to  him,  as  if  she^ 
a  woman,  and  a  sister,  was  scarce  entitled  to  be  scrupulous 
upon  this  occasion,  where  he,  a  man,  exercised  in  the 
testimonies  of  that  testifying  period,  had  given  indirect 
countenance  to  her  following  what  must  have  been  the 
natural  dictates  of  her  own  feelings.  But  he  kept  firm 
his  purpose,  until  his  eyes  involuntarily  rested  upon  the 
little  settle  bed,  and  recalled  the  form  of  the  child  of  his 
old  age,  as  she  sat  upon  it,  pale,  emaciated,  and  broken- 
hearted. His  mind,  as  the  picture  arose  before  him, 
involuntarily  conceived,  and  his  tongue  involuntarily 
uttered — but  in  a  tone  how  different  from  his  usual  dog- 
matical precisioti ! — arguments  for  the  course  of  conduct 
likely  to  ensure  his  child's  safety. 

"  Daughter,"  he  said,  "  I  did  not  say  that  your  path  was' 
free  from  stumbling — and,  questionless,  this  act  may  be 
in  the  opinion  of  some  a  transgression,  since  he  who 
beareth  witness  unlawfully,  and  against  his  conscience, 
doth  in  some  sort  bear  false  witness  against  his  neighbour. 
Yet  in  matters  of  compliance,  the  guilt  lieth  not  in  the 
compliance  sae  muclde,  as  in  the  mind  and  conscience 
of  him  that  doth  comply ;  and,  therefore,  although  my 
testimony  hath  not  been  spared  upon  public  defections, 
I  haena  felt  freedom  to  separate  my  sell  from  the  com- 
munion of  many  who  have  been  clear  to  hear  those 
ministers  who  have  taken  the  fatal  indulgence,  because 
they  might  get  good  of  them,  though  I  could  not." 

When  David  had  proceeded  thus  far,  his  conscience 
reproved  him,  that  he  might  be  indirectly  undermining 
the  purity  of  his  daughter's  faith,  and  smoothing  the  way 
for  her  falling  off  from  strictness  of  principle.  He,  there- 
fore, suddenly  stopped,  and  changed  his  tone  : — "Jeanie, 
I  perceive  that  our  vile  affections — so  I  call  them  in 
respect  of  doing  the  will  of  our  Father — cling  too  heavily 
to  me  in  this  hour  of  trying  sorrow,  to  permit  me  to  keep 
sight  of  my  ain  duty,  or  to  airt  you  to  yours.  I  will 
speak  nae  mair  anent  this  over-trying  matter. — ^Jeanie,  if 
ye  can,  wi'  God  and  gude  conscience,  speak  in  favour  of 
this  puir  unhappy" — (here  his  voice  faltered) — "She  is 
your  sister  in  the  flesh — worthless  and  cast-away  as  she 
is,  she  is  the  daughter  of  a  saint  in   heaven,  that  was  a 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  221 

mother  to  you,  Jeanie,  in  place  of  your  ain — but  il  ye 
arena  free  in  conscience  to  speak  for  her  in  the  court  of 
judicature,  follow  your  conscience,  Jeanie,  and  let  God's 
will  be  done."  After  this  adjuration  he  left  the  apart- 
ment, and  his  daughter  remained  in  a  state  of  great 
distress  and  perplexity. 

It  would  have  been  no  small  addition  to  the  sorrows  of 
David  Deans,  even  in  this  extremity  of  suffering,  had  he 
known  that  his  daughter  was  applying  the  casuistical 
arguments  wiiich  he  had  been  using,  not  in  the  sense  of  a 
permission  to  follow  her  own  opinion  on  a  dubious  and 
disputed  point  of  controversy,  but  rather  as  an  encourage- 
ment to  transgress  one  of  those  divine  commandments 
which  Christians  of  all  sects  and  denominations  unite  in 
holding  most  sacred. 

"Can  this  be?"  said  Jeanie,  as  the  door  closed  on  her 
father — "  Can  these  be  his  words  that  I  have  heard,  or  has 
the  Enemy  taken  his  voice  and  features  to  give  weight 
unto  the  counsel  which  causeth  to  perish  ? — A  sister's  life, 
and  a  father  pointing  out  how  to  save  it ! — O  God,  deliver 
me  ! — this  is  a  fearfu'  temptation." 

Roaming  from  thought  to  thought,  she  at  one  time 
imagined  her  father  understood  the  ninth  commandment 
literally,  as  prohibiting  false  witness  agaiTist  our  neigh- 
bour, without  extending  the  denunciation  against  false- 
hood uttered  in  favour  of  the  criminal.  But  her  clear 
and  unsophisticated  power  of  discriminating  between 
good  and  evil,  instantly  rejected  an  interpretation  so 
limited,  and  so  unwonhy  of  the  Author  of  the  law.  She 
remained  in  a  stale  of  the  most  agitating  terror  and 
uncertainty — afraid  to  communicate  her  thoughts  freely 
to  her  father,  lest  she  should  draw  forth  an  opinion  with 
which  she  could  not  comply — wrung  with  distress  on  her 
sister's  account,  rendered  the  more  acute  by  reflecting 
that  the  means  of  saving  her  were  in  her  power,  but  were 
such  as  her  conJM;ience  prohibited  her  from  using — tossed,  in 
short,  like  a  vessel  in  an  open  roadstead  during  a  storm,  and. 
like  that  vessel,  resting  on  one  only  sure  cable,  and  anchor — 
failh  in  Providence,  and  a  resolution  to  discharge  her  duty. 

Butler's  affection  and  strong  sense  of  religion  would 
have  been  her  principal  support  in  these  distressing 
circumstances,  but  he  was  stiJl  under  restraint,  which 
did  not  permit  him  to  come  to  St.  Leonard's  Crags ;  and 
her  distresses  were  of  a  nature,  which,  with  her  indifferent 


222  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

habits  of  scholarship,  she  found  it  impossible  to  express 
in  writing.  She  was  therefore  compelled  to  trust  for 
guidance  to  her  own  unassisted  sense  of  what  was  right 
or  wrong.  It  was  not  the  least  of  Jeanie's  distresses,  that, 
although  she  hoped  and  believed  her  sister  to  be  innocent, 
she  had  not  the  means  of  receiving  that  assurance  from 
her  own  mouth. 

The  double  -  dealing  of  Ratcliffe  in  the  matter  of 
Robertson  had  not  prevented  his  being  rewarded,  as 
double-dealers  frequently  have  been,  with  favour  and 
preferment.  Sharpitlaw,  who  found  in  him  something  of 
a  kindred  genius,  had  been  intercessor  in  his  behalf  with 
the  magistrates,  and  the  circumstance  of  his  having 
voluntarily  remained  in  the  prison,  when  the  doors  were 
forced  by  the  mob,  would  have  made  it  a  hard  measure 
to  take  the  life  which  he  had  such  easy  means  of  saving. 
He  received  a  full  pardon  ;  and  soon  afterwards,  James 
Ratcliffe,  the  greatest  thief  and  housebreaker  in  Scotland, 
was,  upon  the  faith,  pe  haps,  of  an  ancient  proverb,  selected 
as  a  person  to  be  intrusted  with  the  custody  of  other 
delinquents. 

When  Ratcliffe  was  thus  placed  in  a  confidential  situation, 
he  was  repeatedly  applied  to  by  the  sapient  Saddletree  and 
others,  who  took  some  interest  in  the  Deans  family,  to 
procure  an  interview  between  the  sisters ;  but  the 
magistrates,  who  were  extremely  anxious  for  the  apprehen- 
sion of  Robertson,  had  given  strict  orders  to  the  contrar}-, 
hoping  that,  by  keeping  them  separate,  they  might,  from 
the  one  or  the  other,  extract  some  information  respecting 
that  fugitive.  On  this  subject  Jeanie  had  nothing  to  tell 
them.  She  informed  Mr.  Middleburgh,  that  she  knew 
nothing  of  Robertson,  except  having  met  him  that  night 
by  appointment  to  give  her  some  advice  respecting  her 
sister's  concern,  the  purport  of  which,  she  said,  was  betwixt 
God  and  her  conscience.  Of  his  motions,  purposes,  or 
plans,  past,  present,  or  future,  she  knew  nothing,  and  so 
had  nothing  to  communicate. 

Effie  was  equally  silent,  though  from  a  different  cause. 
It  was  in  vain  that  they  offered  a  commutation  and 
alleviation  of  her  punishment,  and  even  a  free  pardon,  if 
she  would  confess  what  she  knew  of  her  lover.  She 
answered  only  with  tears ;  unless,  when  at  times  driven 
into  pettish  sulkiness  by  the  persecution  of  the  interrogators, 
she  made  them  abrupt  and  disrespectful  answers. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  223 

At  length,  after  her  trial  had  been  delayed  for  many 
weeks,  in  hopes  she  might  be  induced  to  speak  out  on 
a  subject  infinitely  more  interesting  to  the  magistracy 
than  her  own  guilt  or  innocence,  their  patience  was  worn 
out,  and  even  Mr.  Middleburgh  finding  no  ear  lent  to 
further  intercession  in  her  behalf,  the  day  was  fixed  for 
the  trial  to  proceed. 

It  was  now,  and  not  sooner,  that  Sharpltlaw,  recollecting 
his  promise  to  Effie  Deans,  or  rather  being  dinned  into 
compliance  by  the  unceasing  remonstrances  of  Mrs. 
Saddletree,  who  was  his  next-door  neighbour,  and  who 
declared  it  was  heathen  cruelty  to  keep  the  twa  broken- 
hearted creatures  separate,  issued  the  important  mandate, 
permitting  them  to  see  each  other. 

On  the  evening  which  preceded  the  eventful  day  of  trial, 
Jeanie  was  permitted  to  see  her  sister — an  awful  Interview, 
and  occurring  at  a  most  distressing  crisis.  This,  however, 
formed  a  part  of  the  bitter  cup  which  she  was  doomed  to 
drink,  to  atone  for  crimes  and  follies  to  which  she  had 
no  accession ;  and  at  twelve  o'clock  noon,  being  the  time 
appointed  for  admission  to  the  jail,  she  went  to  meet, 
for  the  first  time  for  several  months,  her  guilty,  erring, 
and  most  miserable  sister,  in  that  abode  of  guilt,  error, 

and  utter  misery. 

'^- 

CHAPTER  XX. 


-Sweet  sister^  let  me  live  t 


What  sin  you  do  to  save  a  brother's  life, 

Nature  dispenses  with  the  deed  so  far. 

That  it  becomes  a  virtue. — Measure  for  Measure. 

Jeavie  Deans  was  admitted  into  the  jail  by  RatclifTe. 
This  fellow,  as  void  of  shame  as  of  honesty,  as  he  opened 
the  now  trebly  secured  door,  asked  her,  with  a  leer  which 
made  her  shudder,  "  whether  she  remembered  him  ?  " 

A  half-pronounced  and  timid  "  No,"  was  her  answer. 

"What!  not  remember  moonlight,  and  Muschat's  Cairn, 
and  Rob  and  Rat?"  said  he,  with  the  same  sneer; — "Your 
memory  needs  redding  up,  my  jo." 

If  Jeanle's  distresses  had  admitted  of  aggravation,  it 
must  have  been  to  find  her  sister  under  the  charge  of 
such  a  profligate  as  this  man.  He  was  not,  indeed, 
without  something  of  good  to  balance  so  much  that  was 


224  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

evil  In  his  character  and  habits.  In  his  misdemeanours 
he  had  never  been  bloodthirsty  or  cruel  ;  and  in  his 
present  occupation,  he  had  shown  himself,  in  a  certain 
degree,  accessible  to  touches  of  humanity.  But  these 
good  qualities  were  unknown  to  Jeanie,  who,  remember- 
ing the  scene  at  Muschat's  Cairn,  could  scarce  find  voice 
to  acquaint  him,  that  she  had  an  order  from  Baihe 
Middleburgh,  permitting  her  to  see  her  sister. 

"  I  ken  that  fu'  weel,  my  bonny  doo  ;  mair  by  token, 
I  have  a  special  charge  to  stay  in  the  ward  with  you  a' 
the  time  ye  are  theglther." 

"Must  that  be  sae?"  asked  Jeanie,  with  an  imploring 
voice. 

"Hout  ay,  hinny,"  replied  the  turnkey;  "and  \vhat  the 
waur  will  you  and  your  titty  be  of  Jim  Ratcliffe  hearing 
what  ye  hae  to  say  to  Ilk  other? — Dell  a  word  ye'll  say 
that  will  gar  him  ken  your  kittle  sex  better  than  he  kens 
them  already ;  and  another  thing  Is,  that  if  ye  dinna 
speak  o'  breaking  the  Tolbooth,  deil  a  word  will  1  tell 
ower,  either  to  do  ye  good  or  111." 

Thus  saying,  Ratcliffe  marshalled  her  the  way  to  the 
apartment  where  Effie  was  confined. 

Shame,  fear,  and  grief,  had  contended  for  mastery  In  the 
poor  prisoner's  bosom  during  the  whole  morning,  while 
she  had  looked  forward  to  this  meeting ;  but  when  the 
door  opened,  all  gave  way  to  a  confused  and  strange 
feeling  that  had  a  tinge  of  joy  in  it,  as,  throwing  herself 
on  her  sister's  neck,  she  ejaculated,  "  My  dear  Jeanie ! — 
my  dear  Jeanie  I  it's  lang  since  I  hae  seen  ye."  Jeanie 
returned  the  embrace  with  an  earnestness  that  partook 
almost  of  rapture,  but  it  was  only  a  flitting  emotion,  like 
a  sunbeam  unexpectedly  penetrating  betwixt  the  clouds 
of  a  tempest,  and  obscured  almost  as  soon  as  visible. 
The  sisters  walked  together  to  the  side  of  the  pallet  bed, 
and  sat  down  side  by  side,  took  hold  of  each  other's  hands, 
and  looked  each  other  in  the  face,  but  without  speaking 
a  word.  In  this  posture  they  remained  for  a  minute, 
while  the  gleam  of  joy  gradually  faded  from  their  features, 
and  gave  way  to  the  most  intense  expression,  first  of 
melancholy,  and  then  of  agony,  till,  throwing  themselves 
again  Into  each  other's  arms,  they,  to  use  the  language 
of  Scripture,  lifted  up  their  voices  and  wept  bitterly. 

Even  the  hard-hearted  turnkey,  who  had  spent  his  life 
in  scenes  calculated  to  stifle  both  conscience  and  feeling. 


k 


The  sisters  sat  down  side  i)y  side. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  225 

could  not  witness  this  scene  without  a  touch  of  human 
sympathy.  It  was  shown  in  a  trifling  action,  but  which 
had  more  delicacy  in  it  than  seemed  to  belong  to  Ratcliffe's 
character  and  station.  The  unglazed  window  of  the 
miserable  chamber  was  open,  and  the  beams  of  a  bright 
sun  fell  right  upon  the  bed  where  the  sufferers  were 
seated.  With  a  gentleness  that  had  something  of  reverence 
m  it,  Ratclifte  partly  closed  the  shutter,  and  seemed  thus  to 
throw  a  veil  over  a  scene  so  sorrowful. 

"Ye  are  ill,  Effie,"  were  the  first  words  Jeanie  could 
utter;  "ye  are  very  ill." 

"Oh,  what  wad  I  gie  to  be  ten  times  waur,  Jeanie!" 
was  the  reply — "what  wad  I  gie  to  be  cauld  dead  afore 
the  ten  o'clock  bell  the  mom !  And  our  father — but  I  am 
his  bairn  nae  langer  now — Oh,  I  hae  nae  friend  left  in  the 
warld  ! — Oh,  that  I  were  lying  dead  at  my  mother's  side, 
in  Newbattle  kirkyard  !  " 

"  Hout,  lassie,"  said  Ratcliffe,  willing  to  show  the 
Interest  which  he  absolutely  felt,  "dinna  be  sae  dooms 
down  -  hearted  as  a*  that ;  there's  mony  a  tod  hunted 
that's  no  killed.  Advocate  Langtale  has  brought  folk 
through  waur  snappers  than  a'  this,  and  there's  no  a 
cleverer  agent  than  Nichol  Novit  e'er  drew  a  bill  of 
suspension.  Hanged  or  unhanged,  they  are  weel  aff  has 
sic  an  agent  an'  counsel ;  ane's  sure  o'  fair  play.  Ye  are 
a  bonny  lass,  too,  an'  ye  wad  busk  up  j'our  cockernonie 
a  bit ;  and  a  bonny  lass  will  find  favour  wi'  judge  and 
jury,  when  they  wad  strap  up  a  grewsome  carle  like  me 
for  the  fifteenth  part  of  a  flea's  hide  and  tallow,  d — n  them." 

To  this  homely  strain  of  consolation  the  mourners 
returned  no  answer ;  indeed,  they  were  so  much  lost  in 
tlieir  own  sorrows  as  to  have  become  insensible  of  Ratcliffe's 
presence.  "Oh,  Effie,"  said  her  elder  sister,  "how  could 
you  conceal  your  situation  from  me?  Oh,  woman,  had 
I  deserved  this  at  your  hand  ? — had  ye  spoke  but  ae  word — 
sorry  we  might  have  been,  and  shamed  we  might  hae  been, 
but  this  awfu'  dispensation  had  never  come  ower  us." 

"And  what  gude  wad  that  hae  dune?"  answered  the 
prisoner.  "  Na,  na,  Jeanie,  a'  was  ower  when  ance  I 
forgot  what  I  promised  when  I  faulded  down  the  leaf  of 
my  Bible.  See,"  she  said,  producing  the  sacred  volume, 
"the  book  opens  aye  at  the  place  o'  itsell.  Oh,  see,  Jeanie, 
what  a  fearfu'  scripture  !  " 

Jeanie  took  her  sister's  Bible,  and  found  that  the  fatal 

H 


226  THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

mark  was  made  at  this  impressive  text  in  the  book  of 
Job :  "  He  hath  stripped  me  of  my  glory,  and  taken  the 
crown  from  my  head.  He  hath  destroyed  me  on  every 
side,  and  I  am  gone.  And  mine  hope  hath  he  removed 
like  a  tree." 

"Isna  that  ower  true  a  doctrine?"  said  the  prisoner — 
"Isna  my  crown,  my  honour  removed?  And  what  am 
I  but  a  poor  wasted,  wan-thriven  tree,  dug  up  by  the  roots, 
and  flung  out  to  waste  in  the  high-way,  that  man  and 
beast  may  tread  it  under  foot?  I  thought  o'  the  bonny 
bit  thorn  that  our  father  rooted  out  o'  the  yard  last  May, 
when  it  had  a'  the  flush  o'  blossoms  on  it ;  and  then  it 
lay  in  the  court  till  the  beasts  had  trod  them  a'  to  pieces 
wi*  their  feet.  I  little  thought,  when  I  was  wae  for  the 
bit  silly  green  bush  and  its  flowers,  that  I  was  to  gang 
the  same  gate  mysell." 

"Oh,  if  ye  had  spoken  a  word,"  again  sobbed  Jeanie — 
"if  I  were  free  to  swear  that  ye  had  said  but  ae  word  of 
how  it  stude  wi'  ye,  they  couldna  hae  touched  your  life 
this  day." 

"Could  they  na?"  said  Efiie,  with  something  like 
awakened  interest — for  life  is  dear  even  to  those  who  feel 
it  as  a  burden — "  Wha  tauld  ye  that,  Jeanie  ?  " 

"  It  was  ane  that  kend  what  he  was  saying  weel  eneugh," 
replied  Jeanie,  who  had  a  natural  reluctance  at  mentioning 
even  the  name  of  her  sister's  seducer. 

"Wha  was  it? — I  conjure  ye  to  tell  me,"  said  Effie, 
seating  herself  upright. — "Wha  could  tak  interest  in  sic 
a  cast-by  as  I  am  now  ? — Was  It — was  It  him  ?  " 

"Hout,"  said  RatclIfFe,  "what  signifies  keeping  the 
poor  lassie  in  a  swither?  I'se  uphaud  it's  been  Robertson 
that  learned  ye  that  doctrine  when  ye  saw  him  at  Muschat's 
Cairn." 

"  Was  it  him  ?  "  said  Effie,  catching  eagerly  at  his  words 
— "was  it  him,  Jeanie,  indeed? — Oh,  I  see  it  was  him — poor 
lad,  and  I  was  thinking  his  heart  was  as  hard  as  the  nether 
mlllstane — and  him  in  sic  danger  on  his  ain  part — poor 
George!" 

Somewhat  indignant  at  this  burst  of  tender  feeling 
towards  the  author  of  her  misery,  Jeanie  could  not  help 
exclaiming — "  Oh,  Eflie,  how  can  ye  speak  that  gate  of  sic 
a  man  as  that  ?  " 

"We  maun  forgie  our  enemies,  ye  ken,"  said  poor  Effie, 
with  a  timid  look  and  a  subdued  voice ;  for  her  conscience 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  227 

told  her  what  a  different  character  the  feelings  with  which 
she  still  regarded  her  seducer  bore,  compared  with  the 
Christian  charity  under  which  she  attempted  to  veil  it.  • 

"And  ye  hae  suffered  a'  this  for  him,  and  ye  can  think 
of  loving  him  still  ? "  said  her  sister,  in  a  voice  betwixt 
pity  and  blame. 

"Love  him?"  answered  Effie — "If  I  hadna  loved  as 
woman  seldom  loves,  I  hadna  been  within  these  wa's  this 
day  ;  and  trow  ye,  that  love  sic  as  mine  is  lightly  forgotten  ? 
— N'a,  na — ye  may  heAv  down  the  tree,  but  ye  canna  change 
its  bend — And,  Oh,  Jeanie,  if  ye  wad  do  good  to  me  at  this 
moment,  tell  me  every  word  that  he  said,  and  whether 
he  was  sorry  for  poor  Effie  or  no  !  " 

"  What  needs  I  tell  ye  ony thing  about  it,"  said  Jeanie. 
"  Ye  may  be  sure  he  had  ower  muckle  to  do  to  save  himsell, 
to  speak  lang  or  muckle  about  onybody  beside." 

"That's  no  true,  Jeanie,  though  a  saunt  had  said  it,' 
replied  Effie,  with  a  sparkle  of  her  former  lively  and 
irritable  temper.  "  But  ye  dinna  ken,  though  I  do,  how 
far  he  pat  his  life  in  venture  to  save  mine."  And  looking 
at  Ratcliffe,  she  checked  herself  and  was  silent. 

"I  fancy,"  said  Ratcliffe,  with  one  of  his  familiar  sneers, 
"the  lassie  thinks  that  naebody  has  een  but  hersell — Didna 
I  see  when  Gentle  Geordie  was  seeking  to  get  other  folk  out 
of  the  Tolbooth  forby  Jock  Porteous  ?  but  ye  are  of  my  mind, 
hinny — better  sit  and  rue,  than  flit  and  rue — Ye  needna  look 
in  my  face  sae  amazed.     I  ken  mair  things  than  that,  maybe. " 

"  Oh,  my  God !  my  God  I "  said  Effie,  springing  up  and 
throwing  herself  down  on  her  knees  before  him — "D'ye 
ken  where  they  hae  putten  my  bairn  ? — Oh,  my  bairn  !  my 
bairn  !  the  poor  sackless  innocent  new-bom  wee  ane — bone 
of  my  bone,  and  flesh  of  my  flesh  ! — Oh,  man,  if  ye  wad  e'er 
deserve  a  portion  in  heaven,  or  a  broken-hearted  creature's 
blessing  upon  earth,  tell  me  where  they  hae  put  my  bairn — 
the  sign  of  my  shame,  and  the  partner  of  my  suffering  1  tell 
me  wha  has  taen't  away,  or  what  they  hae  dune  wi't !  " 

"  Hout  tout,"  said  the  turnkey,  endeavouring  to  extri- 
cate himself  from  the  firm  grasp  with  which  she  held  him, 
"  that's  taking  me  at  my  word  wi'  a  witness — Bairn,  quo' 
she?  How  the  deil  suld  I  ken  onything  of  your  bairn, 
huzzy!  Ye  maun  ask  that  of  auld  Meg  Murdockson,  if 
ye  dinna  ken  ower  muckle  about  it  yourself." 

As  his  answer  destroyed  the  wild  and  vague  hof>e  which 
ad    suddenly  gleamed    upon   her,    the    unhappy   prisoner 


228  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

let  go  her  hold  of  his  coat,  and  fell  with  her  face  on  the 
pavement  of  the  apartment  in  a  strong  convulsion  fit. 

Jeanie  Deans  possessed,  with  her  excellently  clear  under- 
standing, the  concomitant  advantage  of  promptitude  of 
spirit,  even  in  the  extremity  of  distress. 

She  did  not  suffer  herself  to  be  overcome  by  her  own 
feelings  of  exquisite  sorrow,  but  instantly  applied  herself 
to  her  sister's  relief,  with  the  readiest  remedies  which 
circumstances  aflforded ;  and  which,  to  do  Ratcliffe  justice, 
he  showed  himself  anxious  to  suggest,  and  alert  in  pro- 
curing. He  had  even  the  delicacy  to  withdraw  to  the 
farthest  corner  of  the  room,  so  as  to  render  his  official 
attendance  upon  them  as  little  intrusive  as  possible,  when 
Effie  was  composed  enough  again  to  resume  her  conference 
with  her  sister. 

The  prisoner  once  more,  in  the  most  earnest  and  broken 
tones,  conjured  Jeanie  to  tell  her  the  particulars  of  the 
conference  with  Robertson,  and  Jeanie  felt  it  w^as  impossible 
to  refuse  her  this  gratification. 

"Do  ye  mind,"  she  said,  "Effie,  when  ye  were  in  the 
fever  before  we  left  Woodend,  and  how  angry  your  mother, 
that's  now  in  a  better  place,  was  wi'  me  for  gieing  ye  milk 
and  water  to  drink,  because  ye  grat  for  it  ?  Ye  were  a 
bairn  then,  and  ye  are  a  woman  now,  and  should  ken  better 
than  ask  what  canna  but  hurt  ye — But  come  weal  or  woe, 
I  canna  refuse  ye  onything  that  ye  ask  me  wi'  the  tear 
in  your  ee." 

Again  Effie  threw  herself  into  her  arms,  and  kissed  her 
cheek  and  forehead,  murmuring,  "  Oh,  if  ye  kend  how  lang 
it  is  since  I  heard  his  name  mentioned ! — if  ye  but  kend 
how  muckle  good  it  does  me  but  to  ken  onything  o'  him, 
that's  like  goodness  or  kindness,  ye  wadna  wonder  that 
I  wish  to  hear  o'  him  !  " 

Jeanie  sighed,  and  commenced  her  narrative  of  all  that 
had  passed  betwixt  Robertson  and  her,  making  it  as  brief 
as  possible.  Effie  listened  in  breathless  anxiety,  holding 
her  sister's  hand  in  hers,  and  keeping  her  t-ye  fixed  upon 
her  face,  as  if  devouring  every  word  slie  uttered.  The 
interjections  of  "Poor  fellow,  — "Poor  George,"  which 
escaped  in  whispers,  and  betwixt  sighs,  were  the  only 
sounds  with  which  she  interrupted  the  story.  When  it 
was  finished  she  made  a  long  pause. 

"And  this  was  his  advice?"  were  the  first  words  she 
utteied. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  229 

"Just  sic  as  I  hae  tell'd  ye,"  replied  her  sister. 

"And  he  wanted  you  to  say  something  to  yon  folks,  that 
wad  save  my  young  life  !  " 

"He  wanted,"  answered  J  eanie,  "that  I  suld  be 
man-sworn." 

"And  you  tauld  him,"  said  Effie,  "that  ye  wadna  hear 
o'  coming  between  me  and  tlie  death  tliat  I  am  to  die, 
and  me  no  aughteen  year  auld  yet  ?  " 

"  I  told  him,"  replied  Jeanie,  who  now  trembled  at  the 
turn  which  her  sister's  reflections  seemed  about  to  take, 
"  that  I  daured  na  swear  to  an  untruth." 

"And  what  d'ye  ca'  an  untruth?"  said  Effie,  again 
showing  a  touch  of  her  former  spirit — "Ye  are  muckle  to 
blame,  lass,  if  ye  think  a  mother  would,  or  could,  murder 
her  ain  bairn — Murder? — I  wad  hae  laid  down  my  life 
just  to  see  a  blink  o'  its  ee  !  " 

"I  do  believe,"  said  Jeanie,  "that  ye  are  as  innocent  of 
sic  a  purpose  as  the  new-born  babe  itsell." 

"  I  am  glad  ye  do  me  that  justice,"  said  Effie  haughtily  ; 
"it's  whiles  the  faut  of  very  good  folk  like  you,  Jeanie, 
that  they  think  a'  the  rest  of  the  warld  are  as  bad  as  the 
warst  teinptations  can  make  them." 

"  I  dinna  deserve  this  frae  ye,  Effie,"  said  her  sister, 
sobbing,  and  feeling  at  once  the  injustice  of  the  reproach, 
and  compassion  for  the  state  of  mind  which  dictated  it. 

"Maybe  no,  sister,"  said  Effie.  "But  ye  are  angry 
because  I  love  Robertson — How  can  I  help  loving  him, 
that  loves  me  better  than  body  and  soul  baith? — Here  he 
put  his  life  in  a  niffer,  to  break  the  prison  to  let  me  out ; 
and  sure  am  I,  had  it  stood  wi'  him  as  it  stands  wi'  you " 
— Here  she  paused  and  was  silent. 

"  Oh,  if  it  stude  wi'  me  to  save  ye  wi'  rislc  of  my  life ! " 
said  Jeanie. 

"Ay,  lass,"  said  her  sister,  "that's  lightly  said,  but  no 
sae  lightly  credited,  frae  ane  that  winna  ware  a  word  for 
me ;  and  if  it  be  a  wrang  word,  ye'II  hae  time  eneugh  to 
repent  o't." 

"  But  that  word  Is  a  grievous  sin,  and  Its  a  deeper  offence 
when  it's  a  sin  wilfully  and  presumptuously  committed." 

"Weel,  weel,  Jeanie,"  said  Effie,  "I  mind  a'  about  the 
sins  o'  presumption  in  the  questions  —  we'll  speak  nae 
mair  about  this  matter,  and  ye  may  save  your  breath  to 
say  your  carritch ;  and  for  me,  I'll  soon  hae  nae  breath 
to  waste  on  onv  body." 


230  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"I  must  needs  say,"  interposed  Ratclifle,  "that  it's  d — d 
hard,  when  three  words  of  your  mouth  would  give  the 
girl  the  chance  to  nick  Moll  Blood,*  that  you  make  such 
scrupling  about  rapping  t  to  them,  D — n  me,  if  they  would 
take  me,  if  I  would  not  rap  to  all  whatd'yecallum's  — 
Hyssop's  Fables,  for  her  life — I  am  us'd  to't,  b — t  me, 
for  less  matters.  Why,  I  liave  smacked  calf-skin  f  fifty 
times  in  England  for  a  keg  of  brandy." 

"Never  speak  niair  o't,"  said  the  prisoner.  "It's  just 
as  weel  as  it  is  —  and  gude  day,  sister;  ye  keep  Mr. 
Ratcliffe   waiting    on  —  Ye'll   come   back   and   see  me,    1 

reckon,  before" here  she  slopped,   and  became  deadly 

pale. 

"And  are  we  to  part  in  this  way,"  said  Jeanie,  "and 
you  in  sic  deadly  peril  ?  Oh,  Effie,  look  but  up  and  say 
what  ye  wad  hae  me  do,  and  I  could  find  in  my  heart 
amaist  to  say  that  I  wad  do't." 

"No,  Jeanie,"  replied  her  sister,  after  an  effort,  "I  am 
better  minded  now.  At  my  best,  I  was  never  half  sae 
gude  as  ye  were,  and  what  for  suld  you  begin  to  make 
yoursell  waur  to  save  me,  now  that  I  am  no  worth 
saving?  God  knows,  that  in  my  sober  mind,  I  wadna 
wuss  ony  living  creature  to  do  a  wrang  thing  to  save 
my  life.  I  might  have  fled  frae  this  tolbooth  on  that 
awfu'  night  wi'  ane  wad  hae  carried  me  through  the 
warld,  and  friended  me,  and  fended  for  me.  But  I  said 
to  them,  let  life  gang  when  gude  fame  is  gane  before  it. 
But  this  lang  imprisonment  has  broken  my  spirit,  and  I 
am  whiles  sair  left  to  mysell,  and  then  I  wad  gie  the 
Indian  mines  of  gold  and  diamonds,  just  for  life  and 
breath — for  I  think,  Jeanie,  I  have  such  roving  fits  as  I 
used  to  hae  in  the  fever ;  but,  instead  of  the  fiery  e'en, 
and  wolves,  and  Widow  Butler's  bullseg,  that  I  used  to 
see  spieling  up  on  my  bed,  I  am  thinking  now  about  a 
high,  black  gibbet,  and  me  standing  up,  and  such  seas  of 
faces  all  looking  up  at  poor  Effie  Deans,  and  asking  if  it 
be  her  that  George  Robertson  used  to  call  the  Lily  of 
St.  Leonard's.  And  then  they  stretch  out  their  faces,  and 
make  mouths,  and  girn  at  me,  and  which  ever  way  1 
look,  I  see  a  face  laughing  like  Meg  Murdockson,  when 
she  tauld  me  I  had  seen  the  last  of  my  wean.  God  pre- 
serve us,  Jeanie,  that  carllne  has  a  fearsome  face !  "  She 
clapped    her    hands    before    her  eyes   as    she   uttered   this 

•  The  B;allow».  t  Sweariuif.  }  KisseJ  the  book. 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  a^t 

exclamation,  as  if  to  secure  herself  against  seeing  the 
fearful  object  she  had  alluded  to. 

Jeanie  Deans  remained  with  her  sister  for  two  hours, 
during  which  she  endeavoured,  if  possible,  to  extract 
something  from  her  that  might  be  serviceable  in  her 
exculpation.  But  she  had  nothing  to  say  beyond  what 
she  had  declared  on  her  first  examination,  with  the  pur- 
port of  which  the  reader  will  be  made  acquainted  in  proper 
time  and  place.  "They  wadna  believe  her,"  she  said, 
"and  she  had  naething  mair  to  tell  them." 

At  length  Ratcliffe,  though  reluctantly,  informed  the 
sisters  that  there  was  a  necessity  that  they  should  part. 
"  Mr.  Novit,"  he  said,  "was  to  see  the  prisoner,  and  maybe 
Mr.  Langtale  too.  Langtale  likes  to  look  at  a  bonny  lass, 
whether  in  prison  or  out  o'  prison." 

Reluctantly,  therefore,  and  slowly,  after  many  a  tear, 
and  many  an  embrace,  Jeanie  retired  from  the  apartment, 
and  heard  its  jarring  bolts  turned  upon  the  dear  being 
from  whom  she  was  separated.  Somewhat  familiarised 
now  even  with  her  rude  conductor,  she  offered  him  a 
small  present  in  money,  with  a  request  he  would  do  what 
he  could  for  her  sister's  accommodation.  To  her  surprise, 
Ratcliffe  declined  the  fee.  "  I  wasna  bloody  when  I  was 
on  the  pad,"  he  said,  "and  I  winna  be  greedy — that  is, 
beyond  what's  right  and  reasonable  —  now  that  I  am  in 
tlie  lock. — Keep  the  siller ;  and  for  civility,  your  sister 
sail  hae  sic  as  I  can  bestow ;  but  I  hope  you'll  think 
better  on  it,  and  rap  an  oath  for  her — diel  a  hair  ill 
there  is  in  it,  if  ye  are  rapping  again  the  crown.  I  kend 
a  worthy  minister,  as  gude  a  man,  bating  the  deed  they 
deposed  him  for,  as  ever  ye  heard  claver  in  a  pu'pit,  that 
rapped  to  a  hogshead  of  pigtail  tobacco,  just  for  as 
muckle  as  filled  his  spleuchan.*  But  maybe  ye  are 
keeping  your  ain  counsel — weel,  weel,  there's  nae  harm 
in  that.  As  for  your  sister,  I'se  see  that  she  ^ets  her 
meat  clean  and  warm,  and  I'll  try  to  gar  her  he  down 
and  take  a  sleep  after  dinner,  for  deil  a  ee  she'll  close 
the  night.  I  hae  gude  experience  of  these  matters. 
The  first  night  is  aye  the  warst  o't.  I  hae  never  heard  o' 
ane  that  sleepit  the  night  afore  trial,  but  of  mony  a  ane 
that  sleepit  as  sound  as  a  tap  the  night  before  their  necks 
were  straughted.  And  it's  nae  wonder — the  warst  may  be 
tholed  when  it's  kend — Better  a  finger  afTas  aye  wagging." 

*  Tobacco  pouch. 


233  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 


CHAPTER  XXI. 

Yet  though  thou  mayest  be  drag-g'd  in  scorn 
To  yonder  igfnominious  tree, 
Thou  shalt  not  want  one  faithful  friend 
To  share  the  cruel  fates'  decree. 

Jemmy  Dawson. 

After  spending  the  greater  part  of  the  morning  in  his 
devotions  (for  his  benevolent  neighbours  had  kindly 
insisted  upon  discharging  his  task  of  ordinary  labour), 
Davie  Deans  entered  the  apartment  when  the  breakfast 
meal  was  prepared.  His  eyes  were  involuntarily  cast 
down,  for  he  was  afraid  to  look  at  Jeanie,  uncertain  as 
he  was  whether  she  might  feel  herself  at  liberty,  with  a 
good  conscience,  to  attend  the  Court  of  Justiciary  that 
day,  to  give  the  evidence  which  he  understood  that  she 
possessed,  in  order  to  her  sister's  exculpation.  At  length, 
after  a  minute  of  apprehensive  hesitation,  he  looked  at 
her  dress  to  discover  whether  it  seemed  to  be  in  her  con- 
templation to  go  abroad  that  morning.  Her  apparel 
was  neat  and  plain,  but  such  as  conveyed  no  exact 
Intimation  of  her  Intentions  to  go  abroad.  She  had 
exchanged  her  usual  garb  for  morning  labour,  for  one 
something  inferior  to  that  with  which,  as  her  best,  she 
was  wont  to  dress  herself  for  church,  or  any  more  rare 
occasion  of  going  into  society.  Her  sense  taught  her, 
that  it  was  respectful  to  be  decent  In  her  apparel  on  such 
an  occasion,  while  her  feelings  induced  her  to  lay  aside 
the  use  of  the  very  few  and  simple  personal  ornaments, 
which,  on  other  occasions,  she  permitted  herself  to  wear. 
So  that  there  occurred  nothing  in  her  external  appear- 
ance which  could  mark  out  to  her  father,  with  anything 
like  certainty,  her  intentions  on  this  occasion. 

The  preparations  for  their  humble  meal  were  that 
morning  made  in  vain.  The  father  and  daughter  sat, 
each  assuming  the  appearance  of  eating,  when  the  other's 
eyes  were  turned  to  them,  and  desisting  from  the  effort 
with  disgust,  when  the  affectionate  Imposture  seemed  no 
longer  necessary. 

At  length  these  moments  of  constraint  were  removed. 
The  sound  of  St.  Giles's  licavy  toll  announced  the  hour 
previous  to  the  commencement  of  the  trial ;  Jeanie  arose. 


I 


THE   HEART   OF    MID-LOTHIAN.  233 

and,  with  a  degree  of  composure  for  which  she  herself  could 
not  account,  assumed  her  plaid,  and  made  her  other  pre- 
parations for  a  distant  walking.  It  was  a  strange  contrast 
between  the  firmness  of  her  demeanour,  and  the  vacillation 
and  cruel  uncertainty  of  purpose  indicated  in  all  her 
father's  motions  ;  and  one  unacquainted  with  both  could 
scarcely  have  supposed  that  the  former  was,  in  her  ordinar)' 
habits  of  life,  a  docile,  quiet,  gentle,  and  even  timid 
country  maiden,  while  her  father,  with  a  mind  naturally 
proud  and  strong,  and  supported  by  religious  opinions,  of 
a  stern,  stoical,  and  unyielding  character,  had  in  his  time 
undergone  and  withstood  the  most  severe  hardships,  and 
the  most  imminent  peril,  without  depression  of  spirit,  or 
subjugatipn  of  his  constancy.  The  secret  of  this  difference 
was,  that  Jeanie's  mind  had  already  anticipated  the  line 
of  conduct  which  she  must  adopt,  with  all  its  natural  and 
necessary  consequences ;  while  her  father,  ignorant  of 
every  other  circumstance,  tormented  himself  with  imagining 
what  the  one  sister  might  say  or  swear,  or  what  effect  her 
testimony  might  have  upon  the  awful  event  of  the  trial. 

He  watched  his  daughter,  with  a  faltering  and  indecisive 
look,  until  she  looked  back  upon  him,  with  a  look  of  un- 
utterable anguish,  as  she  was  about  to  leave  the  apartment. 

"My  dear  lassie,"  said  he,    "I   will "      His  action, 

hastily  and  confusedly  searching  for  his  worsted  mittans* 
and  staff,  showed  his  purpose  of  accompanying  her,  though 
his  tongue  failed  distinctly  to  announce  it. 

"Father,"  said  Jeanie,  replying  rather  to  his  action 
than  his  words,  "ye  had  better  not." 

"  In  the  strength  of  my  God,"  answered  Deans, 
assuming  firmness,  "I  will  go  forth." 

And,  taking  his  daughter's  arm  under  his,  he  began  to 
walk  from  the  door  with  a  step  so  hasty,  that  she  was 
almost  unable  to  keep  up  with  him.  A  trifling  circum- 
stance, but  which  marked  the  perturbed  state  of  his 
mind,  checked  his  course. — "Your  bonnet,  father?"  said 
Jeanie,  who  observed  he  had  come  out  with  his  gray  hairs 
uncovered.  He  turned  back  with  a  slight  blush  on  his 
cheek,  being  ashamed  to  have  been  detected  in  an 
omission  which  indicated  so  much  mental  confusion, 
assumed  his  large,  blue  Scottish  bonnet,  and  with  a  step 
slower,  but  more  composed,  as  if  the  circumstance  had 
obliged  him  to  summon  up  his  resolution,  and  collect  his 

•  A  kind  of  worsted  gloves  used  by  the  lower  orders. 


234  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

scattered  Ideas,  again  placed  Ins  daughter's  arm  under 
his,  and  resumed  the  way  to  Edinburgh. 

The  courts  of  justice  were  then,  and  are  still  held  in  what 
is  called  the  Parliament  Close,  or,  according  to  modern 
phrase,  the  Parliament  Square,  and  occupied  the  buildings 
intended  for  the  accommodation  of  the  Scottish  Estates. 
This  edifice,  though  in  an  imperfect  and  corrupted  style  of 
architecture,  had  then  a  grave,  decent,  and,  as  it  were,  a 
judicial  aspect,  which  was  at  least  entitled  to  respect  from 
its  antiquity.  For  which  venerable  front,  I  observed,  on  my 
last  occasional  visit  to  the  metropolis,  that  modern  taste 
had  substituted,  at  great  apparent  expense,  a  pile  so  utterly 
inconsistent  with  every  monument  of  antiquity  around,  and 
in  itself  so  clumsy  at  the  same  time  and  fantastic,  that  it 
may  be  likened  to  the  decorations  of  Tom  Errand  the 
porter,  in  the  IVip  to  the  Jubilee^  when  he  appears  bedizened 
with  the  tawdry  finery  of  Beau  Clincher.  Sed  transeat  cum 
cateris  erroribus. 

The  small  quadrangle,  or  Closcj  if  we  may  presume  still 
to  give  it  that  appropriate,  though  antiquated  title,  which 
at  Litchfield,  Salisbury,  and  elsewhere,  is  properly  applied 
to  designate  the  enclosure  adjacent  to  a  cathedral,  already 
evinced  tokens  of  the  fatal  scene  which  was  that  day  to  be 
acted.  The  soldiers  of  the  City  Guard  were  on  their  posts, 
now  enduring,  and  now  rudely  repelling  with  the  butts  of 
their  muskets,  the  motley  crew  who  thrust  each  other 
forward,  to  catch  a  glance  at  the  unfortunate  object  of  trial, 
as  she  should  pass  from  the  adjacent  prison  to  the  Court  in 
which  her  fate  was  to  be  determined.  All  must  have 
occasionally  observed,  with  disgust,  the  apathy  with  which 
the  vulgar  gaze  on  scenes  of  this  nature,  and  how  seldom, 
unless  when  their  sympathies  are  called  forth  by  some 
striking  and  extraordinary  circumstance,  the  crowd  evince 
any  interest  deeper  than  that  of  callous,  unthinking  bustle, 
and  brutal  curiosity.  They  laugh,  jest,  quarrel,  and  push 
each  other  to  and  fro,  with  the  same  unfeeling  indifference 
as  if  they  were  assembled  for  some  holiday  sport,  or  to  see 
an  idle  procession.  Occasionally,  however,  this  demeanour, 
so  natural  to  the  degraded  populace  of  a  large  town,  is 
exchanged  for  a  temporary  touch  of  human  affections  ;  and 
so  it  chanced  on  the  present  occasion. 

When  Deans  and  his  daughter  presented  themselves  in 
the  Close,  and  endeavoured  to  make  their  way  forward  to 
the  door  of  the  Court-house,  they  became  involved  in  the 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  235 

mob,  and  subject,  of  course,  to  their  insolence.  As  Deans 
repelled  with  some  force  the  rude  pushes  which  he  received 
on  all  sides,  his  figure  and  antiquated  dress  caught  the 
attention  of  the  rabble,  who  often  show  an  intuitive  sharp- 
ness in  ascribing  the  proper  character  from  external 
appearance. — 

"  Ye're  welcome,  whigfs, 
Frae  Bothwell  brig-g-s," 

sung  one  fellow  (for  the  mob  of  Edinburgh  were  at  that 
time  jacobitically  disposed,  probably  because  that  was  the 
line  of  sentiment  most  diametrically  opposite  to  existing 
authority). 

**  Mess  David  Williamson, 
Chosen  of  twenty, 
Ran  up  the  pu'pit  stair, 
And  sang  Killiecrankie," 

chanted  a  siren,  whose  profession  might  be  guessed  by  her 
appearance.  A  tattered  cadie,  or  errand  porter,  whom 
David  Deans  had  jostled  in  his  attempt  to  extricate  himself 
from  the  vicinity  of  these  scorners,  exclaimed  in  a  strong 
north-country  tone,  "Ta  deil  ding  out  her  Cameronian  een 
— what  gies  her  titles  to  dunch  gentlemans  about  ?  " 

"  Make  room  for  the  ruling  elder,"  said  yet  another ;  "  he 
comes  to  see  a  precious  sister  glorify  God  in  the  Grass- 
market  ! " 

"Whisht;  shame's  in  ye,  sirs,"  said  the  voice  of  a  man 
very  loudly,  which,  as  quickly  sinking,  said  in  a  low,  but 
distinct  tone,  "It's  her  father  and  sister." 

All  fell  back  to  make  way  for  the  sufferers ;  and  all,  even 
the  very  rudest  and  most  profligate,  were  struck  with  shame 
and  silence.  In  the  space  thus  abandoned  to  them  by  the 
mob,  Deans  stood,  holding  his  daughter  by  the  hand,  and 
said  to  her,  with  a  countenance  strongly  and  sternly 
expressive  of  his  internal  emotion,  "Ye  hear  with  your  ears, 
and  ye  see  with  your  eyes,  where  and  to  whom  the  back- 
slid! ngs  and  defections  of  professors  are  ascribed  by  the 
scoffers.  Not  to  themselves  alone,  but  to  the  kirk  of  which 
they  are  members,  and  to  its  blessed  and  invisible  Head. 
Then,  weel  may  we  take  wi'  patience  our  share  and  portion 
of  this  outspreading  reproach." 

The  man  who  had  spoken,  no  other  than  our  old  friend 
Dumbiedikes,  whose  mouth,  like  that  of  the  prophet's  ass, 


236  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

had  been  opened  by  the  emergency  of  the  case,  now  joined 
them,  and,  with  his  usual  taciturnity,  escorted  them  into  the 
Court-house.  No  opposition  was  offered  to  their  entrance, 
either  by  the  guards  or  doorkeepers  ;  and  it  is  even  said  that 
one  of  the  latter  refused  ashilHng  of  civiUty-money,  tendered 
him  by  the  Laird  of  Dumbiedikes,  who  was  of  opinion  that 
"siller  wad  mak  a'  easy."  But  this  last  incident  wants 
confirmation. 

Admitted  within  the  precincts  of  the  Court-house,  they 
found  the  usual  number  of  busy  office-bearers,  and  idle 
loiterers,  who  attend  on  these  scenes  by  choice,  or  from 
duty.  Burghers  gaped  and  stared  ;  young  lawyers  sauntered, 
sneered,  and  laughed,  as  in  the  pit  of  the  theatre ;  while 
others  apart  sat  on  a  bench  retired,  and  reasoned  highly, 
inter  apices  juris,  on  the  doctrines  of  constructive  crime,  and 
the  true  import  of  the  statute.  The  bench  was  prepared  for 
the  arrival  of  the  judges.  The  jurors  were  in  attendance. 
The  crown-counsel,  employed  in  looking  over  their  briefs 
and  nntcs  of  evidence,  looked  grave,  and  whispered  with 
each  other.  They  occupied  one  side  of  a  large  table  placed 
beneath  the  bench  ;  on  the  other  sat  the  advocates,  whom 
the  humanity  of  the  Scottish  law  (in  this  particular  more 
liberal  than  that  of  the  sister  country)  not  only  permits,  but 
enjoins,  to  appear  and  assist  with  their  advice  and  skill  all 
persons  under  trial.  Mr.  Nichil  Novit  was  seen  actively 
instructing  the  counsel  for  the  panel  (so  the  prisoner  is 
called  in  Scottish  law-phraseology),  busy,  bustling,  and 
important.  When  they  entered  the  Court-room,  Deans  asked 
the  Laird,  in  a  tremulous  whisper,  "Where  will  she  sit?" 

Dumbiedikes  whispered  Novit,  who  pointed  to  a  vacant 
space  at  the  bar,  fronting  the  judges,  and  was  about  to 
conduct  Deans  towards  it 

"  No  !  "  he  said  ;  "  I  cannot  sit  by  her — I  cannot  own  her 
— not  as  yet,  at  least — I  will  keep  out  of  her  sight,  and  turn 
mine  own  eyes  elsewhere — better  for  us  baith." 

Saddletree,  whose  repeated  interference  with  the  counsel 
had  procured  him  one  or  two  rebufTs,  and  a  special  request 
that  he  would  concern  himself  Avith  his  own  matters,  now 
saw  with  pleasure  an  opportunity  of  playing  the  person  of 
importance.  He  bustled  up  to  the  poor  old  man,  and 
proceeded  to  exhibit  his  consequence,  by  securing,  through 
his  interest  with  the  bar-keepers  and  macers,  a  seat  for 
Deans,  in  a  situation  where  he  was  hidden  from  the  general 
eye  by  the  projecting  corner  of  the  bench. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  237 

"  It's  gude  to  have  a  friend  at  court,"  he  said,  continuing 
his  heartless  harangues  to  the  passive  auditor,  who  neither 
heard  nor  replied  to  them  ;  "few  folk  but  myself  could  hae 
sorted  j'e  out  a  seat  like  this — the  Lords  will  be  here 
incontinent,  and  proceed  instanter  to  trial.  They  wunna 
fence  the  court  as  they  do  at  the  Circuit — The  High  Court 
of  Justiciary  is  aye  fenced. — But,  Lord's  sake,  what's  this 
o't? — ^Jeanie,  ye  are  a  cited  witness — Macer,  this  lass  is  a 
witness — she  maun  be  enclosed — she  maun  on  nae  account 
be  at  large. — Mr.  Novit,  suldna  Jeanie  Deans  be  enclosed?" 

Novit  answered  in  the  affirmative,  and  offered  to  conduct 
Jeanie  to  the  apartment,  where,  according  to  the  scrupulous 
practice  of  the  Scottish  Court,  the  witnesses  remain  in 
readiness  to  be  called  into  court  to  give  evidence  ;  and 
separated,  at  the  same  time,  from  all  who  might  influence 
their  testimony,  or  give  them  information  concerning  that 
which  was  passing  upon  the  trial. 

"Is  this  necessary?"  said  Jeanie,  still  reluctant  to  quit 
her  father's  hand. 

"A  matter  of  absolute  needcessity,"  said  Saddletree; 
"  wha  ever  heard  of  witnesses  no  being  enclosed  ?  " 

"It  is  really  a  matter  of  necessity,"  said  the  younger 
counsellor,  retained  for  her  sister;  and  Jeanie  rcliictaritly 
followed  the  macer  of  the  court  to  the  place  appointed. 

"This,  Mr.  Deans,"  said  Saddletree,  "  is  ca'd  sequestering 
a  witness ;  but  it's  clean  different  (whilk  maybe  ye  wadna 
fund  out  o'yoursell)  frae  sequestering  ane's  estate  or  effects, 
as  in  cases  of  bankruptcy.  I  hae  aften  been  sequestered  to 
a  witness,  for  the  Sheritt  is  in  the  use  whiles  to  cry  me  in  to 
witness  the  declarations  at  precognitions,  and  so  is  Mr. 
Sharpitlaw  ;  but  I  was  ne'er  like  to  be  sequestered  o'  land 
and  gudes  but  ance,  and  that  was  lang  syne,  afore  I  was 
married.     But  whisht,  whisht !  here's  the  Court  coming." 

As  he  spoke,  the  ^wo.  Lords  of  Justiciary,  in  their  long 
robes  of  scarlet,  faced  with  white,  and  preceded  by  their 
mace-bearer,  entered  with  the  usual  formalities,  and  took 
their  places  upon  the  bench  of  judgment. 

The  audience  rose  to  receive  them ;  and  the  bustle 
occasioned  by  their  entrance  was  hardly  composed,  when 
a  great  noise  and  confusion  of  persons  struggling,  and 
forcibly  endeavouring  to  enter  at  the  doors  of  the  Court- 
room and  of  the  galleries,  announced  that  the  prisoner 
was  about  to  be  placed  at  the  bar.  This  tumult  takes 
place  when   the  doors,  at  first  only  opened  to  those  either 


238  THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

having  right  to  be  present,  or  to  the  better  and  more 
qualified  ranks,  are  at  length  laid  open  to  all  whose 
curiosity  induces  them  to  be  present  on  the  occasion. 
With  inflamed  countenances  and  dishevelled  dresses, 
struggling  with,  and  sometimes  tumbling  over  each  other, 
in  rushed  the  rude  multitude,  while  a  few  soldiers,  forming, 
as  it  were,  the  centre  of  the  tide,  could  scarce,  with  all 
their  efforts,  clear  a  passage  for  the  prisoner  to  the  place 
which  she  was  to  occupy.  By  the  authority  of  the  Court 
and  the  exertions  of  its  officers,  the  tumult  among  the 
spectators  was  at  length  appeased,  and  the  unhappy  girl 
brought  forward,  and  placed  betwixt  two  sentinels  with 
drawn  bayonets,  as  a  prisoner  at  the  bar,  where  she  was 
to  abide  her  deliverance  for  good  or  evil,  according  to  the 
issue  of  her  uial. 


CHAPTER   XXn. 

We  have  strict  statutes,  and  most  biting-  laws — 
The  needful  bits,  and  curbs  for  headstrong-  steeds — 
Which,  for  these  fourteen  years,  we  have  let  sleep, 
Like  to  an  o'ergrown  lion  in  a  cave, 
That  goes  not  out  to  prey. 

Measure  for  Measure. 

*'  EupHEMiA  Deans,"  said  the  presiding  Judge,  in  an 
accent  in  which  pity  was  blended  with  dignity,  ' '  stand  up, 
and  listen  to  the  criminal  indictment  now  to  be  preferred 
against  you." 

The  unhappy  girl,  who  had  been  stupefied  by  the  con- 
fusion through  which  the  guards  had  forced  a  passage, 
cast  a  bewildered  look  on  the  multitude  of  faces  around 
her,  which  seemed  to  tapestry,  as  it  were,  the  walls,  in 
one  broad  slope  from  the  ceiling  to  the  floor,  with  human 
countenances,  and  instinctively  obeyed  a  command,  which 
rung  in  her  ears  like  the  trumpet  of  the  judgment-day. 

"Put  back  your  hair,  Effie,"  said  one  of  the  macers. 
For  her  beautiful  and  abundant  tresses  of  long,  fair  hair, 
which,  according  to  the  costume  of  the  country,  unmarried 
women  were  not  allowed  to  cover  with  any  sort  of  cap, 
and  which,  alas !  Eftie  dared  no  longer  confine  with  the 
snood  or  riband,  which  implied  purity  of  maiden-fame, 
now  hung   unbound  and  dishevelled  over    her   face,   and 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  239 

almost  concealed  her  features.  On  receiving  this  hint 
from  the  attendant,  the  unfortunate  young  woman,  with 
a  hasty,  trembling,  and  apparently  mechanical  compliance, 
shaded  back  from  her  face  her  luxuriant  locks,  and  showed 
to  the  whole  court,  excepting  one  individual,  a  countenance, 
vhich,  though  pale  and  emaciated,  was  so  lovely  amid  its 
agony,  that  it  called  forth  a  universal  murmur  of  com- 
passion and  sympathy.  Apparently  the  expressive  sound 
f  human  feeling  recalled  the  poor  girl  from  the  stupor 
^f  fear,  which  predominated  at  first  over  every  other  sensa- 
ion,  and  awakened  her  to  the  no  less  painful  sense  of 
ihame  and  exposure  attached  to  her  present  situation, 
Her  eye,  which  had  at  first  gkinced  wildly  around,  was 
turned  on  the  ground ;  her  cheek,  at  first  so  deadly  pale, 
began  gradually  to  be  overspead  with  a  faint  blush,  which 
increased  so  fast,  that,  when  in  agony  of  shame  she  strove 
to  conceal  her  face,  her  temples,  her  brow,  her  neck, 
and  all  that  her  slender  fingers  and  small  palms  could 
not  cover,  became  of  the  deepest  crimson. 

All  marked  and  were  moved  by  these  changes,  except- 
ing one.  It  was  old  Deans,  who,  motionless  in  his  seat, 
and  concealed,  as  we  have  said,  by  the  corner  of  the  bench, 
from  seeing  or  being  seen,  did  nevertheless  keep  his  eyes 
firmly  fixed  on  the  ground,  as  if  determined  that,  by  no 
possibility  whatever,  would  he  be  an  ocular  witness  of  the 
shame  of  his  house. 

"Ichabod!"  he  said  to  himself — "  Ichabod  I  my  glory 
is  departed ! " 

While  these  reflections  were  passing  through  his  mind, 
the  indictment,  which  set  forth  in  technical  form  the  crime 
of  which  the  panel  stood  accused,  was  read  as  usual,  and 
the  prisoner  was  asked  if  she  was  (Juilty,  or  Not  Guilty. 

"  Not  guilty  of  my  poor  bairn's  death,"  said  Effie  Deans, 
in  an  accent  corresponding  in  plaintive  softness  of  tone  to 
the  beauty  of  her  features,  and  which  was  not  heard  by 
the  audience  without  emotion. 

The  presiding  Judge  next  directed  the  counsel  to  plead 
to  the  relevancy ;  that  is,  to  state  on  either  part  the  ai^u- 
ments  in  point  of  law,  and  evidence  in  point  of  fact, 
against  and  in  favour  of  the  criminal ;  after  which  it  is 
the  form  of  the  Court  to  pronounce  a  preliminary  judg- 
ment, sending  the  cause  to  the  cognisance  of  the  jury  or 
assize. 

The  counsel  for  the  crown  briefly  stated  the  frequency 


240  THE   HEART  OF    MID-LOTHIAN. 

of  the  crime  of  Infanticide,  which  had  given  rise  to  the 
special  statute  under  wliich  the  panel  stood  indicted. 
He  mentioned  the  various  instances,  many  of  them 
marked  with  circumstances  of  ati'ocity,  which  had  at 
length  induced  the  King's  Advocate,  though  with  great 
reluctance,  to  make  the  experiment,  whether  by  strictly 
enforcing  the  Act  of  Parliament,  which  had  been  made  to 
prevent  such  enormities,  their  occurrence  might  be  pre- 
vented. "He  expected,"  he  said,  "  to  be  able  to  establish 
by  witnesses,  as  well  as  by  the  declaration  of  the  panel 
herself,  that  she  was  in  the  state  described  by  the  statute. 
According  to  his  Information,  the  panel  had  communi- 
cated her  pregnancy  to  no  one,  nor  did  she  allege  in  her 
own  declaration  that  she  had  done  so.  This  secrecy  was 
the  first  requisite  in  support  of  the  indictment.  The 
same  declaration  admitted,  that  she  had  borne  a  male 
child,  in  circumstances  which  gave  but  too  much  reason 
to  believe  it  had  died  by  the  hands,  or  at  leasf  with  the 
knowledge  or  consent,  of  the  unhappy  mother.  It  was 
not,  however,  necessary  for  him  to  bring  positive  proof 
that  the  panel  was  accessory  to  the  murder,  nay,  nor  even 
to  prove  that  the  child  was  murdered  at  all.  It  was 
sufllclent  to  support  the  indictment,  that  it  could  not  be 
found.  According  to  the  stern,  but  necessary  severity  of 
this  statute,  she  who  should  conceal  her  pregnancy,  who 
should  omit  to  call  that  assistance  which  is  most  necessary 
on  such  occasions,  was  held  already  to  have  meditated 
the  death  of  her  offspring,  as  an  event  most  likely  to  be 
the  consequence  of  her  culpable  and  cruel  concealment. 
And  if,  under  such  circumstances,  she  could  not  alter- 
natively show  by  proof  that  the  infant  had  died  a  natural 
death,  or  produce  it  still  in  life,  she  must,  under  the  con- 
struction of  the  law,  be  held  to  have  murdered  it,  and 
suffer  death  accordingly." 

The  counsel  for  tlie  prisoner,  Mr.  Fairbrother,  a  man 
of  considerable  fame  in  his  profession,  did  not  pretend 
directly  to  combat  the  arguments  of  the  King's  Aavocate. 
He  began  by  lamenting  that  his  senior  at  the  bar,  Mr. 
Langtale,  had  been  suddenly  called  to  the  county  of 
which  he  was  Sheriff,  and  that  he  had  been  applied  to,  on 
short  warning,  to  give  the  panel  his  assistance  in  this 
interesting  case.  He  had  had  little  time,  he  said,  to 
make  up  for  his  inferiority  to  his  learned  brother  by  long 
and  minute  research;  and  he  was  afraid  he  might  give  a 


THE   HEART   OF    MID-LOTHIAN.  241 

specimen  of  his  incapacity,  by  being  compelled  to  admit 
tlie  accuracy  of  the  indictment  under  the  statute.  "  It 
uas  enough  for  tlieir  Lordships,"  he  observed,  "to  know, 
that  such  was  the  law,  and  he  admitted  the  Advocate  had 
a  right  to  call  for  the  usual  interlocutor  of  relevancy." 
But  he  stated,  "that  when  he  came  to  establish  his  cash 
by  proof,  he  trusted  to  make  out  circumstances  which 
.vould  satisfactorily  elide  the  charge  in  the  libel.  His 
:lient's  story  was  a  short,  but  most  melancholy  one.  _  She 
was  bred  up  in  the  strictest  tenets  of  religion  and  virtue, 
the  daughter  of  a  worthy  and  conscientious  person,  who, 
in  evil  times,  had  established  a  character  for  courage  and 
religion,  by  becoming  a  sufferer  for  conscience'  sake." 

David  Deans  gave  a  convulsive  start  at  hearing  him- 
self thus  mentioned,  and  tlien  resumed  the  situation,  in 
which,  witli  his  face  stooped  against  his  hands,  and  both 
resting  against  the  corner  of  the  elevated  bench  on  which 
the  Judges  sat,  he  had  hitherto  listened  to  the  procedure 
in  the  trial.  The  whig  lawyers  seemed  to  be  interested; 
the  tories  put  up  their  lip. 

"Whatever  may  be  our  difference  of  opinion,"  resumed 
tlie  lawyer,  whose  business  it  was  to  carry  his  whole 
audience  with  him  if  possible,  "  concerning  the  peculiar 
tenets  of  these  people"  (here  Deans  groaned  deeply),  "it 
is  impossible  to  deny  them  the  praise  of  sound,  and  even 
rigid  morals,  or  the  merit  of  traming  up  their  children  in 
the  fear  of  God ;  and  yet  it  was  the  daughter  of  such  a 
person  whom  a  jury  would  shortly  be  called  upon,  in  the 
absence  of  evidence,  and  upon  mere  presumptions,  to 
convict  of  a  crime,  more  properly  belonging  to  a  heathen, 
or  a  savage,  tlian  to  a  Christian  and  civilised  countrj'. 
It  was  true,"  he  admitted,  "  that  the  excellent  nurture 
and  early  instruction  which  the  poor  girl  had  received, 
had  not  been  sufficient  to  preserve  her  from  guilt  and 
error.  She  had  fallen  a  sacrifice  to  an  inconsiderate 
affection  for  a  young  man  of  prepossessing  manners,  as  he 
had  been  informed,  but  of  a  very  dangerous  and  desperate 
character.  She  was  sedu«ed  under  promise  of  marriage 
— a  promise,  which  the  fellow  might  have,  perhaps,  done 
her  justice  by  keeping,  had  he  not  at  that  time  been 
called  upon  by  the  law  to  atone  for  a  crime,  violent  and 
desperate  in  itself,  but  which  became  the  preface  to 
another  eventful  history,  every  step  of  which  was  marked 
by  blood  and  guilt,   and  the   finail  termination   of  which 


242  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

had  not  even  yet  arrived.  He  believed  that  no  one  would 
hear  him  without  surprise,  when  he  stated  that  the  father 
of  this  infant  now  amissing,  and  said  by  the  learned 
Advocate  to  have  been  murdered,  was  no  other  than  tha 
notorious  George  Robertson,  the  accomplice  of  Wilson, 
the  hero  of  the  memorable  escape  from  the  Tolbooth 
Church,  and,  as  no  one  knew  better  than  his  learned 
friend  the  Advocate,  the  principal  actor  in  the  Porteous 
conspiracy " 

"I  am  sorry  to  interrupt  a  counsel  in  such  a  case  as 
the  present,"  said  the  presiding  Judge;  "but  I  must 
remind  the  learned  gentleman,  that  he  is  travelling  out 
of  the  case  before  us." 

The  counsel  bowed,  and  resumed.  "He  only  judged 
it  necessary,"  he  said,  "to  mention  the  name  and  situation 
of  Robertson,  because  the  circumstance  in  which  that 
character  was  placed,  went  a  great  way  in  accounting 
for  the  silence  on  which  his  Majesty's  counsel  had  laid 
so  much  weight,  as  affording  proof  that  his  client  proposed 
to  allow  no  fair  play  for  its  life,  to  the  helpless  being  whom 
she  was  about  to  bring  into  the  world.  She  had  not 
announced  to  her  friends  that  she  had  been  seduced  from 
the  path  of  honour — and  why  had  she  not  done  so? — 
Because  she  expected  daily  to  be  restored  to  character, 
by  her  seducer  doing  her  that  justice  which  she  knew  to 
be  in  his  power,  and  believed  to  be  in  his  inclination.  Was 
it  natural — was  it  reasonable — was  it  fair,  to  expect  that 
she  should,  in  the  interim,  become /elo  de  se  of  her  own 
character,  and  proclaim  her  frailty  to  the  world,  when 
she  had  every  reason  to  expect  that,  by  concealing  it  for 
a  season,  it  might  be  veiled  for  ever?  Was  it  not,  on 
the  contrarVj  pardonable  that,  in  such  an  emergency,  a 
young  woman,  in  such  a  situation,  should  be  found  far 
from  disposed  to  make  a  confidante  of  every  prying  gossip, 
who,  with  sliarp  eyes,  and  ea^er  ears,  pressed  upon  her 
for  an  explanation  of  suspicious  circumstances,  which 
females  in  the  lower — he  might  say  which  females  of  all 
ranks  are  so  alert  in  noticing,  that  they  sometimes 
discover  them  where  they  do  not  exist?  Was  it  strange, 
or  was  it  criminal,  that  she  should  have  repelled  their 
inquisitive  impertinence,  with  petulant  denials  ?  The  sense 
and  feeling  of  all  who  heard  him  would  answer  directly 
in  the  negative.  But  although  his  client  had  thus  remained 
silent  towards  those  to  whom  she  was   not  called  upon 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  243 

to  communicate  her  situation— to  whom,"  said  the  learned 
gentleman,  "I  will  add,  it  would  have  been  unadvised 
and  improper  in  her  to  have  done  so;  yet,  I  trust,  I 
shall  remove  this  case  most  triumphantly  from  under 
the  statute,  and  obtain  the  unfortunate  young  woman 
an  honourable  dismission  from  your  Lordship's  bar,  by 
showing  that  she  did,  in  due  time  and  place,  and  to  a 
person  most  fit  for  such  confidence,  mention  the  calamitous 
circumstances  in  which  she  found  herself.  This  occurred 
after  Robertson's  conviction,  and  when  he  was  lying  in 
prison  in  expectation  of  the  fate  which  his  comrade  Wilson 
afterwards  suffered,  and  from  which  he  himself  so  strangely 
escaped.  It  was  then,  when  all  hopes  of  having  her 
honour  repaired  by  wedlock  vanished  from  her  eyes — 
when  a  union  with  one  in  Robertson's  situation,  if  still 
practicable,  might,  perhaps,  have  been  regarded  rather  as 
an  addition  to  her  disgrace — it  was  then,  that  I  trust  to 
be  able  to  prove  that  the  prisoner  communicated  and 
consulted  with  her  sister,  a  young  woman  several  years 
older  than  herself,  the  daughter  of  her  father,  if  I  mistake 
not,  by  a  former  marriage,  upon  the  perils  and  distress 
of  her  unhappy  situation." 

"  If,  indeed,    you   are  able   to  instruct  that  point,    Mr. 

f  airbrother "  said  the  presiding  Judge. 

"  If  I  am  indeed  able  to  instruct  that  point,  my  Lord," 
resumed  Mr.  Fairbrother,  "  I  trust  not  only  to  serve  my 
client,  but  to  relieve  your  Lordships  from  that  which  I 
know  you  feel  the  most  painful  duty  of  your  high  office  ; 
and  to  give  all  who  now  hear  me  the  exquisite  pleasure 
of  beholding  a  creature  so  young,  so  ingenuous,  and  so 
beautiful,  as  she  that  is  now  at  the  bar  of  your  Lordships' 
Court,  dismissed  from  thence  in  safety  and  dishonour." 

This  address  seemed  to  affect  many  of  the  audience,  and 
was  followed  by  a  slight  murmur  of  applause.  Deans,  as 
he  heard  his  daughter's  beauty  and  mnocent  appearance 
appealed  to,  was  involuntarily  about  to  turn  his  eyes 
towards  her ;  but,  recollecting  himself,  he  bent  them 
again  on  the  ground  with  stubborn  resolution. 

"  Will  not  my  learned  brother,  on  the  other  side  of  the 
bar,"  continued  the  Advocate,  after  a  short  pause,  "share 
in  this  general  joy,  since  I  know,  while  he  discharges  his 
duty  in  bringing  an  accused  i>erson  here,  no  one  rejoices 
more  in  their  being  freely  and  honourably  sent  hence? 
My  learned  brother  shakes  his  head  doubtfully,  and  lays 


244  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

his  hand  on  the  panel's  declaration.  I  understand  him 
perfectly — he  would  insinuate  that  the  facts  now  stated 
to  your  Lordships  are  inconsistent  with  the  confession  of 
Euphemia  Deans  herself.  I  need  not  remind  your  Lord- 
ships, that  her  present  defence  is  no  whit  to  be  narrowed 
within  the  bounds  of  her  former  confession  ;  and  thai  it 
is  not  by  any  account  which  she  may  formerly  have  given 
of  herself,  but  by  what  is  now  to  be  proved  for  or  against 
her,  that  she  must  ultimately  stand  or  fall.  I  am  not 
under  the  necessity  of  accountmg  for  her  choosing  to  drop 
out  of  her  declaration  the  circumstances  of  her  confession 
to  her  sister.  She  might  not  be  aware  of  its  importance ; 
she  might  be  afraid  of  implicating  her  sister  ;  she  might 
even  have  forgotten  the  circumstance  eniirely,  in  the  terror 
and  distress  of  mind  incidental  to  the  arrest  of  so  young 
a  creature  on  a  charge  so  heinous.  Any  of  these  reasons 
are  suflficient  to  account  for  her  having  suppressed  tlie 
truth  in  this  instance,  at  whatever  risk  to  herself;  and 
I  incline  most  to  her  erroneous  fear  of  criminating  her 
sister,  because  I  observe  she  has  had  a  similar  tenderness 
towards  her  lover  (however  undeserved  on  his  part),  and 
has  never  once  mentioned  Robertson's  name  from  beginning 
to  end  of  her  declaration. 

"But,  my  Lords,"  continued  Fairbrother,  "I  am  aware 
the  King's  Advocate  will  expect  me  to  show,  that  the 
proof  1  offer  is  consistent  with  other  circumstances  of  the 
case,  which  I  do  not,  and  cannot,  deny.  He  will  demand 
of  me  how  Effie  Deans's  confession  to  her  sister,  previous 
to  her  delivery,  is  reconcilable  with  the  mystery  of  the 
birth — with  the  disappearance,  perhaps  the  murder  (for 
I  will  not  deny  a  possibility  which  1  cannot  disprove)  of 
the  infant.  My  Lords,  the  explanation  of  this  is  to  be 
found  in  the  placability,  perchance,  I  may  say,  in  the 
facility  and  pliability,  of  the  female  sex.  The  duhis 
Amaryllidis  tree,  as  your  Lordships  well  know,  are  easily 
appeased ;  nor  is  it  possible  to  conceive  a  woman  so 
atrociously  offended  by  the  man  whom  she  has  loved,  but 
what  she'  will  retain  a  fund  of  forgiveness,  upon  which 
his  penitence,  whether  real  or  affected,  may  draw  largely, 
with  a  certainty  that  his  bills  will  be  answered.  We  can 
prove,  by  a  letter  produced  in  evidence,  that  this  villain 
Robertson,  from  the  bottom  of  the  dungeon  whence  he 
already  probably  meditated  the  escape,  which  he  after- 
wards   accomplished    by   the    assistance    of    his    comrade, 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  245 

contrived  to  exercise  authority  over  the  mind,  and  to  direct 
the  motions,  of  this  unhappy  girl.  It  was  in  compliance 
with  his  injunctions,  expressed  in  that  letter  that  the  panel 
was  prevailed  upon  to  alter  the  line  of  conduct  which  her 
own  better  thoughts  had  suggested ;  and,  instead  of 
resorting,  when  her  time  of  travail  approached,  to  the 
protection  of  her  own  family,  was  induced  to  confide 
herself  to  the  charge  of  some  vile  agent  of  this  nefarious 
seducer,  and  by  her  conducted  to  one  of  those  solitary  and 
secret  purlieus  of  villainy,  which,  to  the  shame  of  our 
police,  still  are  suffered  to  exist  in  the  suburbs  of  this 
city,  where,  with  the  assistance,  and  under  the  charge, 
of  a  person  of  her  own  sex,  she  bore  a  male-child,  under 
circumstances  which  added  treble  bitterness  to  the  woe 
denounced  against  our  original  mother.  What  purpose 
Robertson  had  in  all  this,  it  is  hard  to  tell  or  even  to 
guess.  He  may  have  meant  to  many  the  girl,  for  her 
father  is  a  man  of  substance.  But,  for  the  termination  of 
the  story,  and  the  conduct  of  the  woman  whom  he  had 
placed  about  the  person  of  Euphemia  Deans,  it  is  still 
more  difficult  to  account.  The  unfortunate  young  woman 
was  visited  by  the  fever  incidental  to  her  situation.  In 
this  fever  she  appears  to  have  been  deceived  by  the  person 
that  waited  on  her,  and,  on  recovering  her  senses,  she 
found  that  she  was  childless  in  that  abode  of  misery.  Her 
infant  had  been  carried  off,  perhaps  for  the  worse  purposes, 
by  the  wretch  that  waited  on  her.  It  may  have  been 
murdered  for  what  I  can  tell." 

He  was  here  interrupted  by  a  piercing  shriek,  uttered 
by  the  unfortunate  prisoner.  She  was  with  difficulty 
brought  to  compose  herself.  Her  counsel  availed  himself 
of  the  tragical  interruption,  to  close  his  pleading  with 
effect. 

"My  Lords,"  said  he,  "in  that  piteous  crv  you  heard 
the  eloquence  of  maternal  affection,  far  surpassing  the  force 
of  my  poor  words  —  Rachel  weeping  for  her  children! 
Nature  herself  bears  testimony  in  favour  of  the  tenderness 
and  acuteness  of  the  prisoner's  parental  feelings.  I  will 
not  dishonour  her  plea  by  adding  a  word  more." 

"Heard  ye  ever  the  like  o'  that.  Laird?"  said  Saddle- 
tree to  Dumbiedikes,  when  the  counsel  had  ended  his  speech. 
"  There's  a  chield  can  spin  a  muckle  pirn  out  of  a  wee  tait 
of  tow !  Deil  haot  he  kens  mair  about  it  than  what's 
in  the  declaration,  and  a  surmise  that  Jeanie  Deans  suld 


346  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

hae  been  able  to  sae  something  about  her  sister's  situation, 
whilk  surmise,  Mr.  Crossmyloof  says,  rests  on  sma' 
authority.  And  he's  cleckit  this  great  mnckle  bird  out  o' 
this  wee  egg  I  He  could  wile  the  very  flounders  out  o'  the 
Firth. — What  garr'd  my  father  no  send  me  to  Utretcht  ? 
— But  whisht,  the  Court  is  gaun  to  pronounce  the  inter- 
locutor of  relevancy." 

And  accordingly  the  Judges,  after  a  few  words,  recorded 
their  judgment,  which  bore,  that  the  indictment,  if  proved, 
was  relevant  to  infer  the  pains  of  law :  And  that  the 
defence,  that  the  panel  had  communicated  her  situation  to 
her  sister,  was  a  relevant  defence  :  And,  finally,  appointed 
the  said  indictment  and  defence  to  be  submitted  to  the 
judgment  of  an  assize. 


CHAPTER  XXIII. 

Most  righteous  judge  I  a  sentence. — Come,  prepare. 

Merchant  of  Venice. 

It  is  by  no  means  my  intention  to  describe  minutely  the 
forms  of  a  Scottish  criminal  trial,  nor  am  I  sure  that  I  could 
draw  up  an  account  so  intelligible  and  accurate  as  to  abide 
the  criticism  of  the  gentlemen  of  the  long  robe.  It  is  enough 
to  say  that  the  jury  was  impanelled,  and  the  case  proceeded. 
The  prisoner  was  again  required  to  plead  to  the  charge,  and 
she  again  replied,  "  Not  Guilty,"  in  the  same  heart-thrilling 
tone  as  before. 

The  crown  counsel  then  called  two  or  three  female 
witnesses,  by  whose  testimony  it  was  established,  that 
EfFie's  situation  had  been  remarked  by  them,  tliat  they  had 
taxed  her  with  the  fact,  and  that  her  answers  had  amounted 
to  an  angry  and  petulant  denial  of  what  they  charged  her 
with.  But,  as  very  frequently  happens,  the  declaration  of 
the  panel  or  accused  party  herself  was  the  evidence  which 
bore  hardest  upon  her  case. 

In  the  event  of  these  Tales  ever  finding  their  way  across 
the  Border,  it  may  be  proper  to  apprise  the  southern  reader 
that  it  is  the  practice  in  Scotland  on  apprehending  a  sus- 
pected person,  to  subject  him  to  a  judicial  examination 
before  a  magistrate.  He  is  not  compelled  to  answer  any 
of  the  questions  asked  of  him,  but  may  remain  silent  if  he 
sees  it  his  interest  to  do  so.     But  whatever  answers  he 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  247 

chooses  to  give  are  formally  written  down,  and  being 
subscribed  by  himself  and  the  magistrate,  are  produced 
against  the  accused  in  case  of  his  being  brought  to  trial. 
It  is  true  that  these  declarations  are  not  produced  as  being 
in  themselves  evidence  properly  so  called,  but  only  as 
adminicles  of  testimony,  tending  to  corroborate  what  is 
considered  as  legal  and  proper  evidence.  Notwithstanding 
this  nice  distinction,  however,  Introduced  by  lawyers  to 
reconcile  this  procedure  to  their  own  general  rule,  that  a 
man  cannot  be  required  to  bear  witness  agtiinst  himself,  it 
nevertheless  usually  happens  that  these  declarations  become 
the  means  of  condemning  the  accused,  as  it  weie,  out  of 
their  own  mouths.  The  prisoner,  upon  these  previous 
examinations,  has  indeed  the  privilege  of  remaining  silent  If 
he  pleases ;  but  every  man  necessarily  feels  that  a  refusal 
to  answer  natural  and  pertinent  interrogatories,  put  by 
judicial  authority,  is  in  itself  a  strong  proof  of  guilt,  and  will 
certainly  lead  to  his  being  committed  to  prison  ;  and  few 
can  renounce  the  hope  of  obtaining  liberty,  by  giving  some 
specious  account  of  themselves,  and  showing  apparent 
frankness  in  explaining  their  motives  and  accounting  for 
their  conduct.  It,  therefore,  seldom  happens  that  the 
prisoner  refuses  to  give  a  judicial  declaration,  in  which, 
nevertheless,  either  by  letting  out  too  much  of  the  truth, 
or  by  endeavouring  to  substitute  a  fictitious  story,  he  almost 
always  exposes  himself  to  suspicion  and  to  contradictions, 
which  weigh  heavily  in  the  minds  of  the  jury. 

The  declaration  of  Effie  Deans  was  uttered  on  other 
principles,  and  the  following  is  a  sketch  of  its  contents, 
given  in  the  judicial  form,  in  which  they  may  still  be  found 
in  the  Books  of  Adjournal. 

The  declarant  admitted  a  criminal  intrigue  with  an 
individual  whose  name  she  desired  to  conceal.  "Being 
interrogated,  what  her  reason  was  for  secrecy  on  this  point  ? 
She  declared  that  she  had  no  right  to  blame  that  person's 
conduct  more  than  she  did  her  own,  and  that  she  was 
willing  to  confess  her  own  faults,  but  not  to  say  anything 
which  might  criminate  the  absent.  Interrogated,  if  she 
confessed  her  situation  to  any  one,  or  made  any  preparation 
for  her  confinement?  Declares,  she  did  liot.  And  being 
interrogated,  why  she  forbore  to  take  steps  which  her 
situation  so  peremptorily  required  ?  Declaies,  she  was 
ashamed  to  tell  her  friends,  and  she  trusted  the  person 
she  has   mentioned   would  provide  for  her  and  the  infant. 


248  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

Interrogated,  if  he  did  so?  Declares,  that  he  did  not  do 
so  personally ;  but  that  it  was  not  his  fault,  for  that  the 
declarant  is  convinced  he  would  have  laid  down  his  life 
sooner  than  the  bairn  or  she  had  come  to  harm.  Interro- 
gated, what  prevented  him  from  keeping  his  promise  ? 
Declares,  that  it  was  impossible  for  him  to  do  so,  he  being 
under  trouble  at  the  time,  and  declines  further  answer  to 
this  question.  Interrogated,  where  she  was  from  the  period 
she  left  her  master,  Mr.  Saddletree's  family,  until  her 
appearance  at  her  father's,  at  St.  Leonard's,  the  day  before 
she  was  apprehended  ?  Declares,  she  does  not  remember. 
And,  on  the  interrogatory  being  repeated,  declares,  she  does 
not  mind  muckle  about  it,  for  she  was  very  ill.  On  the 
question  being  again  repeated,  she  declares,  she  will  tell  the 
truth,  if  it  should  be  the  undoing  of  her,  so  long  as  she  is 
not  asked  to  tell  on  other  folk  ;  and  admits,  that  she  passed 
that  interval  of  time  in  the  lodging  of  a  woman,  an  acquaint- 
ance of  that  person  who  had  wished  her  to  that  place  to 
be  delivered,  and  that  she  was  there  delivered  accordingly  of 
a  male  child.  Interrogated,  what  was  the  name  of  that 
person  ?  Declares  and  refuses  to  answer  this  question. 
Interrogated,  where  she  lives  ?  Declares,  she  has  no 
certainty,  for  that  she  was  taken  to  the  lodging  aforesaid 
under  cloud  of  night.  Interrogated,  if  the  lodging  was  in 
the  city  or  suburbs  ?  Declares  and  refuses  to  answer  that 
question.  Interrogated,  whether,  when  she  left  the  house 
of  Mr.  Saddletree,  she  went  up  or  down  the  street  ?  Declares 
and  refuses  to  answer  the  question.  Interrogated,  whether 
she  had  ever  seen  the  woman  before  she  was  wished  to  her, 
as  she  termed  it,  by  the  person  whose  name  she  refuses  to 
answer?  Declares  and  replies,  not  to  her  knowledge. 
Interrogated,  whether  this  woman  was  introduced  to  her  by 
the  said  person  verbally,  or  by  word  of  mouth  ?  Declares, 
she  has  no  freedom  to  answer  this  question.  Interrogated, 
if  the  child  was  alive  when  it  was  born  ?  Declares,  that — 
God  help  her  and  it ! — it  certainly  was  alive.  Interrogated, 
if  it  died  a  natural  death  after  birth  ?  Declares,  not  to  her 
knowledge.  Interrogated,  where  it  now  is?  Declares,  she 
would  give  her  right  hand  to  ken,  but  that  she  never  hopes 
to  see  mair  than  the  banes  of  it.  And  being  interrogated, 
why  she  supposes  it  is  now  dead?  the  declarant  wept 
bitterly,  and  made  no  answer.  Interrogated,  if  the  woman, 
in  whose  lodging  she  was,  seemed  to  be  a  fit  person  to  be 
with   her  in   that  situation?     Declares,  she  might  be  fit 


THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  349 

enough  for  skill,  but  that  she  was  an  hard-hearted  bad 
woman.  Interrogated,  if  there  was  any  other  person  in  the 
lodging  excepting  themselves  two?  Declares,  that  she 
thinks  there  was  another  woman ;  but  her  head  was  so 
carried  with  pain  of  body  and  trouble  of  mind,  that  she 
minded  her  verj'  little.  Interrogated,  when  the  child  was 
taken  away  from  her  ?  Declared,  that  she  fell  in  a  fever, 
and  was  light-headed,  and  when  she  came  to  her  own  mind, 
the  woman  told  her  the  bairn  was  dead ;  and  that  the 
declarant  answered,  if  it  was  dead  it  had  had  foul  play. 
That,  thereupon,  the  woman  was  very  sair  on  her,  and  gave 
her  much  ill-language ;  and  that  the  deponent  was 
frightened,  and  crawled  out  of  the  house  when  her  back  was 
turned,  and  went  home  to  St.  Leonard's  Crags,  as  well  as 
a  woman  in  her  condition  dought.*  Interrogated,  why  she 
did  not  tell  her  story  to  her  sister  and  father,  and  get  force 
to  search  the  house  for  her  child,  dead  or  alive?  Declares, 
it  was  her  purpose  to  do  so,  but  she  had  not  time.  Interro- 
gated, why  she  now  conceaJs  the  name  of  the  woman,  and 
the  place  of  her  abode  ?  The  declarant  remained  silent  for 
a  time,  and  then  said,  that  to  do  so  could  not  repair  the 
skaith  that  was  done,  but  might  be  the  occasion  of  more. 
Interrogated,  whether  she  had  herself,  at  any  time,  had  any 
purpose  of  putting  away  the  child  by  violence  ?  Declares, 
never;  so  might  God  be  merciful  to  her — and  then  again 
declares,  never,  when  she  was  in  her  perfect  senses ;  but 
what  bad  thoughts  the  Enemy  might  put  into  her  brain 
when  she  was  out  of  herself,  she  cannot  answer.  And 
again  solemnly  interrogated,  declares,  that  she  would  have 
been  drawn  with  wild  horses,  rather  than  have  touched  the 
bairn  vi^ith  an  unmotherly  hand.  Interrogated,  declares, 
that  among  the  ill-language  the  woman  gave  her,  she  did 
say  sure  enough  that  the  declarant  had  hurt  the  bairn  when 
she  was  in  the  brain-fever ;  but  that  the  declarant  does  not 
believe  that  she  said  this  from  any  other  cause  than  to 
frighten  her,  and  make  her  be  silent.  Interrogated,  what 
else  the  woman  said  to  her?  Declares,  that  when  the 
declarant  cried  loud  for  her  bairn,  and  was  like  to  raise  the 
neighbours,  the  woman  threatened  her,  that  they  that  could 
stop  the  wean's  skirling  would  stop  hers,  if  she  did  not  keep' 
a'  the  lounder.t  And  that  this  threat,  with  the  manner  of 
the  woman,  made  the  declarant  conclude,  that  the  bairn's 
life  was  gone,  and  her  own  in  danger,  for  that  the  woman 

*  i.e.  Was  able  to  do,  t  i^e.  The  quieter. 


ISO  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

was  a  desperate  bad  woman,  as  the  declarant  judged,  from 
the  language  she  used.  Interrogated,  declares,  that  the 
fever  and  delirium  were  brought  to  her  by  hearing  bad  news, 
suddenly  told  to  her,  but  refuses  to  say  what  the  said  news 
related  to.  Interrogated,  why  she  does  not  now  communicate 
these  particulars,  which  might,  perhaps,  enable  the  magis- 
trate to  ascertain  whether  the  child  is  living  or  dead ;  and 
requested  to  observe,  that  her  refusing  to  do  so  exposes  her 
own  life,  and  leaves  the  child  in  bad  hands ;  as  also,  that 
her  present  refusal  to  answer  on  such  points,  is  inconsistent 
with  her  alleged  intention  to  make  a  clean  breast  to  her 
sister?  Declares,  that  she  kens  the  bairn  is  now  dead,  or, 
if  living,  there  is  one  that  will  look  after  it ;  that  for  her  own 
living  or  dying,  she  is  in  God's  hands,  who  knows  her 
innocence  of  harming  her  bairn  with  her  will  or  knowledge  ; 
and  that  she  has  altered  her  resolution  of  speaking  out, 
which  she  entertained  when  she  left  the  woman's  lodging, 
on  account  of  a  matter  which  she  has  since  learned.  And 
declares,  in  general,  that  she  is  wearied,  and  will  answer  no 
more  questions  at  this  time." 

Upon  a  subsequent  examination,  Euphemia  Deans 
adhered  to  the  declaration  she  had  formerly  made,  with 
this  addition,  that  a  paper  found  in  her  trunk  being  shown 
to  her,  she  admitted  that  it  contained  the  credentials,  in 
consequence  of  which  she  resigned  herself  to  the  conduct 
of  the  woman  at  whose  lodgings  she  was  delivered  of  the 
child.    Its  tenor  ran  thus  : — 

"  Dearest  Effie, — 

"  I  have  gfotten  the  means  to  send  to  you  by  a  woman 
who  is  well  qualified  to  assist  you  in  your  approaching  streight ; 
she  is  not  what  I  could  wish  her,  but  I  cannot  do  better  for  }ou  in 
my  present  condition.  I  am  obliged  to  trust  to  her  in  this  present 
calamity,  for  myself  and  you  too.  I  hope  for  the  best,  though 
I  am  now  in  a  sore  pinch  ;  yet  thought  is  free — I  think  Handle 
Dandie  and  I  may  queer  the  stifler,*  for  all  that  is  come  and 
gone.  You  will  be  angry  for  me  writing  this,  to  my  little 
Cameronian  Lily  ;  but  if  I  can  but  live  to  be  a  comfort  to  you, 
and  a  father  to  your  babie,  you  will  have  plenty  of  time  to  scold. 
— Once  more,  lot  none  know  your  counsel — my  life  depends  on 
this  hag,  d — n  her  —she  is  both  deep  and  dangerous,  but  she  has 
more  wiles  and  wit  than  ever  were  in  a  beldam's  head,  and  has 
cause  to  be  true  to  me.  Farewell,  my  Lily — Do  not  droop  on 
my  account — in  a  week  I  will  be  yours,  or  no  more  my  own." 
*  Avoid  the  gallows. 


THE   HhART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN,  as* 

Then  followed  a  postscript — 

"  If  they  must  truss  me,  I  will  repent  of  nothing  so  much, 
even  at  the  last  hard  pinch,  as  of  the  injury  I  have  dcme  my 
Lily." 

Effie  refused  to  say  from  whom  she  had  received  this 
letter,  but  enough  of  the  story  was  now  known,  to  ascertain 
that  it  came  from  Robertson  ;  and  from  the  date,  it  appeared 
to  have  been  written  about  the  time  when  Andrew  Wilson 
(called  for  a  nickname  Handie  Dandie)  and  he  were  meditat- 
ing their  first  abortive  attempt  to  escape,  which  miscarried 
in  the  manner  mentioned  in  the  beginning  of  this  history. 

The  evidence  of  the  Crown  being  concluded,  the  counsel 
for  the  prisoner  began  to  lead  a  proof  in  her  defence.  The 
first  witnesses  were  examined  upon  the  girl's  character. 
All  gave  her  an  excellent  one,  but  none  with  more  feeling 
than  worthy  Mrs.  Saddletree,  who,  with  the  tears  on  her 
cheeks,  declared,  that  she  could  not  have  had  a  higher 
opinion  of  Effie  Deans,  nor  a  more  sincere  regard  for  her, 
if  she  had  been  her  own  daughter.  All  present  gave  the 
honest  woman  credit  for  her  goodness  of  heart,  excepting 
her  husband,  who  whispered  to  Dumbiedikes,  "That 
Nichil  Novit  of  yours  is  but  a  raw  hand  at  leading  evidence, 
I'm  thinking.  What  signified  his  bringing  a  woman  here 
to  snotter  and  snivel,  and  bather  their  Lordships?  He 
should  hae  ceeted  me,  sir,  and  I  should  hae  gien  them  sic  a 
screed  o'  testimony,  they  shouldna  hae  touched  a  hair  o' 
her  head." 

"  Hadna  ve  better  get  up  and  try't  yet  ?  "  said  the  Laird. 
"  I'll  mak  a'sign  to  Novit." 

"  Na,  na,"  said  Saddletree,  "thank  ye  for  naething, 
neighbour — tliat  would  be  ultroneous  evidence,  and  I  ken 
what  belangs  to  that ;  but  Nichil  Novit  suld  hae  had  nie 
ceeted  debito  tempore."  And  wiping  his  mouth  with  his  silk 
handkerchief  with  great  importance,  he  resumed  the  port 
and  manner  of  an  edified  and  intelligent  auditor. 

Mr.  Fairbrother  now  premised,  in  a  few  words,  "that  he 
meant  to  bring  forward  his  most  important  witness,  upon 
whose  evidence  the  cause  must  in  a  great  measure  depend. 
What  his  client  was,  they  had  learned  from  the  preceding 
witnesses  ;  and  so  far  as  general  character,  given  in  the 
most  forcible  terms,  and  even  with  tears,  could  interest 
every  one  in  her  fate,  she  had  already  gained  that  advantage. 


252  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

It  was  necessary,  he  admitted,  that  he  should  produce  more 
positive  testimony  of  iier  innocence  than  what  arose  out  of 
general  character,  and  this  he  undertook  to  do  by  the 
mouth  of  the  person  to  whom  she  had  communicated  her 
situation — by  the  mouth  of  her  natural  counsellor  and 
guardian — her  sistfcr — Macer,  call  into  court,  Jean,  or 
Jeanie  Deans,  daughter  of  David  Deans,  cowfeeder,  at 
St.  Leonard's  Crags. 

When  he  uttered  these  words,  the  poor  prisoner  instantly 
started  up,  and  stretched  herself  half-way  over  the  bar, 
towards  the  side  at  which  her  sister  was  to  enter.  And 
when,  slowly  following  the  officer,  the  witness  advanced  to 
the  foot  of  the  table,  Effie,  with  tlie  whole  expression  of  her 
countenance  altered,  from  that  of  confused  shame  and 
dismay,  to  an  eager,  imploring,  and  almost  ecstatic  earnest- 
ness of  entreaty,  with  outstretched  hands,  hair  streaming 
back,  eyes  raised  eagerly  to  her  sister's  face,  and  glistening 
through  tears,  exclaimed,  in  a  tone  which  went  through  the 
heart  of  all  who  heard  her — "O  Jeanie,  Jeanie,  save  me, 
save  me ! " 

With  a  different  feeling,  yet  equally  appropriated  to  his 
proud  and  self-dependent  character,  old  Deans  drew  himself 
back  still  farther  under  the  cover  of  the  bench  ;  so  that  when 
Jeanie,  as  she  entered  the  court,  cast  a  timid  glance  towards 
the  place  at  which  she  had  left  him  seated,  his  venerable 
figure  was  no  longer  visible.  He  sat  down  on  the  other 
side  of  Dumbiedikes,  wrung  his  hand  hard,  and  whispered, 
"Ah,  Laird,  this  is  warst  of  a' — if  I  can  but  win  ower  this 
part — I  feel  my  head  unca  dizzy  ;  but  my  Master  is  strong 
in  his  servant's  weakness,"  After  a  moment's  mental 
prayer,  he  again  started  up,  as  if  impatient  of  continuing 
in  any  one  posture,  and  gradually  edged  himself  forward 
towards  the  place  he  had  just  quitted. 

Jeanie  in  the  meantime  had  advanced  to  the  bottom  of  the 
table,  when,  unable  to  resist  the  impulse  of  affection,  she 
suddenly  extended  her  hand  to  her  sister.  Effie  was  just 
within  the  distance  that  she  could  seize  it  with  both  hers, 
press  it  to  her  mouth,  cover  it  with  kisses,  and  bathe  it  in 
tears,  with  the  fond  devotion  that  a  Catholic  would  pay  to  a 
guardian  saint  descended  for  his  safety ;  while  Jeanie, 
hiding  her  own  face  with  her  other  hand,  wept  bitterly. 
The  sight  would  have  moved  a  heart  of  stone,  much  more 
of  flesh  and  blood.  Many  of  the  spectators  shed  tears,  and 
it  was  some  time  before  the  presiding  Judge  himself  could 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  353 

so  far  subdue  his  emotion,  as  to  request  the  witness  to 
compose  herself,  and  the  prisoner  to  forbear  those  marks  of 
eager  affection,  which,  however  natural,  could  not  be 
permitted  at  that  time,  and  in  that  presence. 

The  solemn  oath — "the  truth  to  tell,  and  no  truth  to 
conceal,  as  far  as  she  knew  or  should  be  asked,"  was  then 
administered  by  the  Judge  "  in  the  name  of  God,  and  as  the 
witness  should  answer  toGod  at  the  great  day  of  judgment ;  " 
an  awful  adjuration  which  seldom  fails  to  make  impression 
even  on  the  most  hardened  characters,  and  to  strike  with 
fear  even  the  most  upright.  Jeanie,  educated  in  deep  and 
devout  reverence  for  the  name  and  attributes  of  the  Deity, 
was,  by  the  solemnity  of  a  direct  appeal  to  his  person  and 
justice,  awed,  but  at  the  same  time  elevated  above  all 
considerations,  save  those  which  she  could,  with  a  clear 
conscience,  call  him  to  witness.  She  repeated  the  form  in 
a  low  and  reverent,  but  distinct  tone  of  voice,  after  the 
Judge,  to  whom,  and  not  to  any  inferior  officer  of  the  court, 
the  task  is  assigned  in  Scotland  of  directing  the  witness  in 
that  solemn  appeal,  which  is  the  sanction  of  his  testimony. 

When  the  Judge  had  finished  the  established  form,  he 
added  in  a  feeling,  but  yet  a  monitor^-  tone,  an  advice,  which 
the  circumstances  appeared  to  him  to  call  for. 

"Young  woman,"  these  were  his  words,  "you  come 
before  this  Court  in  circumstances,  which  it  would  be 
worse  than  cruel  not  to  pity  and  to  sympathise  with.  Yet 
it  is  my  duty  to  tell  you,  that  the  truth,  whatever  its  con- 
sequences ♦may  be,  the  truth  is  what  you  owe  to  your 
country,  and  to  that  God  whose  word  is  truth,  and  whose 
name  you  have  now  invoked.  Use  your  own  time  in 
answering  the  questions  that  gentleman  "  (pointing  to  the 
counsel)  "  shall  put  to  you. — But  remember,  tliat  what  you 
may  be  tempted  to  say  beyond  what  is  the  actueii  truth,  you 
must  answer  both  here  and  hereafter." 

The  usual  questions  were  then  put  to  her  : — Whether  any 
one  li.id  instructed  her  what  evidence  she  had  to  deliver? 
Whether  any  one  had  given  or  promised  her  any  good  deed, 
hlrB,  or  ft- ward,  for  her  testimony?  Whether  she  had  any 
malice  or  ill-will  at  his  Majesty's  Advocate,  being  the  party 
against  whom  she  was  cited  as  a  witness  ?  To  which 
questions  she  successively  answered  by  a  quiet  negative. 
But  their  tenor  gave  great  scandal  and  offence  to  her  father, 
who  was  not  aware  that  they  are  put  to  every  witness  as  a 
matter  of  form. 


254  TilE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"Na,  na,"  he  exclaimed,  loud  enough  to  be  heard,  "my 
bairn  is  no  like  the  widow  of  Tekoah — nae  man  has  putten 
words  into  her  mouth." 

One  of  the  Judges,  better  aqquainted,  perhaps,  with  the 
Books  of  Adjournal  than  with  the  Book  of  Samuel,  was 
disposed  to  make  some  instant  inquiry  after  this  Widow  of 
Tekoah,  who,  as  he  construed  the  matter,  had  been  tamper- 
ing with  the  evidence.  But  the  presiding  Judge,  better 
versed  in  Scripture  history,  whispered  to  his  learned  brother 
the  necessary  explanation  ;  and  the  pause  occasioned  by  this 
mistake,  had  the  good  effect  of  giving  Jeanie  Deans  time  to 
collect  her  spirits  for  the  painful  task  she  had  to  perform. 

Fairbrother,  whose  practice  and  intelligence  were  con- 
siderable, saw  the  necessity  of  letting  the  witness  compose 
herself.  In  his  heart  he  suspected  that  she  came  to  bear 
false  witness  in  her  sister's  cause. 

"  But  that  is  her  own  affair,"  thought  Fairbrother ;  "and 
it  is  my  business  to  see  that  she  has  plenty  of  time  to  regain 
composure,  and  to  deliver  her  evidence,  be  it  true,  or  be  it 
false — valeat  quantum."    . 

Accordingly,  he  commenced  his  interrogatories  with 
uninteresting  questions,  which  admitted  of  instant  reply. 

"You  are,  I  think,  the  sister  of  the  prisoner  ?  " 

"Yes,  sir." 

"  Not  the  full  sister,  however?" 

"  No,  sir — we  are  by  different  mothers." 

"  True ;  and  you  are,  I  think,  several  years  older  than 
your  sister?" 

"Yes,  sir,"  etc. 

After  the  advocate  had  conceived  that,  by  these  preliminary 
and  unimportant  questions,  he  had  familiarised  the  witness 
with  the  situation  in  which  she  stood,  he  asked,  "whether 
she  had  not  remarked  her  sister's  state  of  health  to  be  altered, 
during  the  latter  part  of  the  term  when  she  had  lived  with 
Mrs.  Saddletree  ?  " 

Jeanie  answered  in  the  affirmative. 

"And  she  told  you  the  cause  of  it,  my  dear,  I  suppose  ?" 
said  Fairbrother,  in  an  easy,  and,  as  one  may  say,  an 
inductive  sort  of  tone. 

"I  am  sorry  to  interrupt  my  brother,"  said  the  Crown 
Counsel,  rising,  "but  I  am  in  your  Lordships'  judgment, 
whether  this  be  not  a  leading  question  ?  " 

"  If  this  point  is  to  be  debated,"  said  the  presiding  Judge, 
"the  witness  must  be  removed." 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  255 

For  the  Scottish  lawyers  regard  with  a  sacred  and 
scrupulous  horror,  every  question  so  shaped  by  the  counsel 
examining,  as  to  convey  to  a  witness  the  least  intimation  of 
the  nature  of  the  answer  which  is  desired  from  him.  These 
scruples,  though  founded  on  an  excellent  principle,  are 
sometimes  carried  to  an  absurd  pitch  of  nicety,  especially 
as  it  is  generally  easy  for  a  lawyer  who  has  his  wits  about 
him  to  elude  the  objection.  Fairbrother  did  so  in  the 
present  case. 

"It  is  not  necessary  to  waste  the  time  of  the  Court,  my 
Lord ;  since  the  King's  Counsel  thinks  it  worth  vvhile^  to 
object  to  the  form  of  my  question,  I  will  shape  it  otherwise. 
— Pray,  young  woman,  did  you  ask  your  sister  any  question 
when  you  observed  her  looking  unwell? — take  courage — 
speak  out" 

"  I  asked  her,"  replied  Jeanie,  "what  ailed  her." 

"Very  well — take  your  own  time — and  what  was  the 
answer  she  made?"  continued  Mr.  Fairbrother. 

Jeanie  was  silent  and  looked  deadly  pale.  It  was  not 
that  she  at  any  one  instant  entertained  an  idea  of  the 
possibility  of  prevarication — it  was  the  natural  hesitation 
to  extinguish  the  last  spark  of  hope  that  remained  for  her 
sister. 

"Take  courage,  young  woman,"  said  Fairbrother. — "I 
asked  what  your  sister  said  ailed  her  when  you  inquired  ?  " 

"  Nothing,"  answered  Jeanie,  with  a  faint  voice,  which 
was  yet  heard  distinctly  in  the  most  distant  corner  of  the 
Court-room — such  an  awfiU  and  profound  silence  had  been 
preserved  during  the  anxious  interval,  which  had  interposed 
betwixt  the  lawyer's  question  and  the  answer  of  the  witness. 

Fairbrother's  countenance  fell ;  but  with  that  ready 
presence  of  mind,  which  is  as  useful  in  civil  as  in  military 
emergencies,  he  immediately  rallied — "Nothing?  True; 
you  mean  nothing  at  first— hvLt  when  you  asked  her  again, 
did  she  not  tell  you  what  ailed  her  ?  " 

The  question  was  put  in  a  tone  meant  to  make  her 
comprehend  the  importance  of  her  answer,  had  she  not 
been  already  aware  of  it  The  ice  was  broken,  however, 
and,  with  less  pause  than  at  first,  she  now  replied — "Alack! 
alack !  she  never  breathed  a  word  to  me  about  it." 

A  deep  groan  passed  through  the  Court.  It  was  echoed 
by  one  deeper  and  more  agonised  from  the  unfortunate 
father.  The  hope,  to  which  unconsciously,  and  in  spite  of 
himself,  he  had  still  secretly  clung,  had  now  dissolved,  and 


2S6  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

the  venerable  old  man  fell  forward  senseless  on  the  floor  of 
the  Court-house,  with  his  head  at  the  foot  of  his  terrified 
daughter.  The  unfortunate  prisoner,  with  impotent  passion, 
strove  with  the  guards,  betwixt  whom  she  was  placed. 
"Let  me  gang  to  my  father  ! — I  will  gang  to  him — I  will 
gang  to  him — he  is  dead — he  is  killed — I  hae  killed  him  !  " 
she  repeated,  in  frenzied  tones  of  grief,  which  those  who 
heard  them  did  not  speedily  forget. 

Even  in  this  moment  of  agony  and  general  confusion, 
Jeanie  did  not  lose  that  superiority,  which  a  deep  and  firm 
mind  assures  to  its  possessor,  under  the  most  trying 
circumstances. 

"  He  is  my  father — he  is  our  father,"  she  mildly  repeated 
to  those  who  endeavoured  to  separate  them,  as  she  stooped 
— shaded  aside  his  gray  hairs,  and  began  assiduously  to 
chafe  his  temples. 

The  Judge,  after  repeatedly  wiping  his  eyes,  gave  direc- 
tions that  they  should  be  conducted  into  a  neighbouring 
apartment,  and  carefully  attended.  The  prisoner,  as  her 
father  was  borne  from  the  Court,  and  her  sister  slowly 
followed,  pursued  them  with  her  eyes  so  earnestly  fixed,  as 
if  they  would  have  started  from  their  sockets.  But  when 
they  were  no  longer  visible,  she  seemed  to  find,  in  her 
despairing  and  deserted  state,  a  courage  which  she  had  not 
yet  exhibited. 

"The  bitterness  of  it  is  now  past,"  she  said,  and  then 
boldly  addressed  the  Court.  "  My  Lords,  if  it  is  your 
pleasure  to  gang  on  wi'  this  matter,  the  weariest  day 
will  hae  its  end  at  last." 

The  Judge,  who,  much  to  his  honour,  had  shared  deeply 
in  the  general  sympathy,  was  surprised  at  being  recalled 
to  his  duty  by  the  prisoner.  He  collected  himself,  and 
requested  to  know  if  the  panel's  counsel  had  more  evidence 
to  produce.  Fairbrother  replied,  with  an  air  of  dejection, 
that  his  proof  was  concluded. 

The  King's  Counsel  addressed  the  jury  for  the  crown. 
He  said  in  few  words,  that  no  one  could  be  more  concerned 
than  he  was  for  the  distressing  scene  which  they  had  just 
witnessed.  But  it  was  the  necessary  consequence  of  great 
crimes  to  bring  distress  and  ruin  upon  all  connected  with 
the  perpetrators.  He  brielly  reviewed  the  proof,  in  which 
he  showed  that  all  the  circumstances  of  the  case  concurred 
with  those  required  by  the  Act  under  which  the  unfortunate 
prisoner  was   tried  :  That  the  counsel   for  the  panel  had 


H  M. 


It's  her  father  and  sister." 


Page  235. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  357 

totally  failed  in  proving,  that  Euphemia  Deans  had  com- 
municated her  situation  to  her  sister :  That,  respecting  her 
previous  good  character,  he  was  sorry  to  observe,  that  it 
was  females  who  possessed  the  world's  good  report,  and  to 
whom  it  was  justly  valuable,  who  were  most  strongly 
tempted,  bv  shame  and  fear  of  the  world's  censure,  to  the 
crime  of  infanticide :  That  the  child  was  murdered,  he 
professed  to  entertain  no  doubt.  The  vacillating  and  in- 
consistent declaration  of  the  prisoner  herself,  marked  as  it 
was  by  numerous  refusals  to  speak  the  truth  on  subjects, 
when,  according  to  her  own  story,  it  would  have  been 
natural,  as  well  as  advantageous,  to  have_  been  candid ; 
even  this  imperfect  declaration  left  no  doubt  in  his  mind  as 
to  the  fate  of  the  unhappy  infant.  Neither  could  he  doubt 
that  the  panel  was  a  partner  in  this  guilt.  Who  else  had  an 
interest  in  a  deed  so  inhuman  ?  Surely  neither  Robertson, 
nor  Robertson's  agent,  in  whose  house  she  was  delivered, 
had  the  least  temptation  to  commit  such  a  crime,  unless 
upon  her  account,  with  her  connivance,  and  for  the  sake  of 
saving  her  reputation.  But  it  was  not  required  of  him,  by 
the  law,  that  he  should  bring  precise  proof  of  the  murder,  or 
of  the  prisoner's  accession  to  it.  It  was  the  very  purpose 
of  the  statute  to  substitute  a  certain  chain  of  presumptive 
evidence  in  place  of  a  probation,  which,  in  such  cases,  it 
was  peculiarly  difficult  to  obtain.  The  jurj'  might  peruse 
the  statute  itself,  and  they  had  also  the  libel  and  interlocutor 
of  relevancy  to  direct  them  in  point  of  law.  He  put  it  to 
the  conscience  of  the  jury,  that  under  both  he  was  entitled 
to  a  verdict  of  Guilty. 

The  charge  of  Fairbrother  was  much  cramped  by  his 
having  failed  in  the  proof  which  he  expected  to  lead.  But 
he  fought  his  losing  cause  with  courage  and  constancy.  He 
ventured  to  arraign  the  severity  of  the  statute  under  which 
the  young  woman  was  tried.  "  In  all  other  cases,"  he  said, 
"  the  first  thing  required  of  the  criminal  prosecutor  was,  to 
prove  unequivocally  that  the  crime  libelled  had  actually  been 
committed,  which  lawyers  called  proving  the  corpus  delicti. 
But  this  statute,  made  doubtless  with  tlie  best  intentions, 
and  under  the  impulse  of  a  just  horror  for  the  unnatural 
crime  of  infanticide,  ran  the  risk  of  itself  occasioning  the 
worst  of  murders,  the  death  of  an  innocent  person,  to  atone 
for  a  supposed  crime  which  may  never  have  been  committed 
by  any  one.  He  was  so  far  from  acknowledging  the  alleged 
probability  of  the  cliild's  violent  death,  tliat  he  could  not 

I 


2S8  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

even  allow  that  there  was  evidence  of  its  having  ever 
lived." 

The  King's  Counsel  pointed  to  the  woman's  declaration ; 
to  which  the  counsel  replied — "A  production  concocted  in 
a  moment  of  terror  and  agony,  and  which  approached  to 
insanity,"  he  said,  "his  learned  brother  well  knew  was  no 
sound  evidence  against  the  party  who  emitted  it.  It  was 
true,  that  a  judicial  confession,  m  presence  of  the  Justices 
themselves,  was  the  strongest  of  all  proof,  in  so  much  that 
it  is  said  in  law,  that  '  in  confitcntem  nuUcB  sunt  partes 
judicis.''  But  this  was  true  of  judicial  confession  only,  by 
which  law  meant  that  which  is  made  in  presence  of  the 
justices,  and  the  sworn  inquest.  Of  extrajudicial  confession, 
all  authorities  held  with  the  illustrious  Farinaceus,  and 
Matheus,  ' confessio  extrajudicialis  in  se  nulla  est;  et  quod 
nullum  est,  non  potest  adviiniculari.*  It  was  totally  inept, 
and  void  of  all  strength  and  effect  from  the  beginning ;  m- 
capable,  therefore,  of  being  bolstered  up  or  supported,  or, 
according  to  the  law-phrase,  adminiculated,  by  other 
presumptive  circumstances.  In  the  present  case,  therefore, 
letting  the  extrajudicial  confession  go,  as  it  ought  to  go, 
for  nothing,"  he  contended,  "the  prosecutor  had  not  made 
out  the  second  quality  of  the  statute,  that  a  live  child  had 
been  born ;  and  that,  at  least,  ought  to  be  established  before 
presumptions  were  received  that  it  had  been  murdered.  If 
any  of  the  assize,"  he  said,  "should  be  of  opinion  that  this 
was  dealing  rather  narrowly  with  the  statute,  they  ought  to 
consider,  that  it  was  in  its  nature  highly  penal,  and  therefore 
entitled  to  no  favourable  construction." 

He  concluded  a  learned  speech,  with  an  eloquent  per- 
oration on  the  scene  they  had  just  witnessed,  during  which 
Saddletree  fell  fast  asleep. 

It  was  now  the  presiding  Judge's  turn  to  address  the 
jury.     He  did  so  briefly  and  distinctly. 

"It  was  for  the  jury,"  he  said,  "to  consider  whether 
the  prosecutor  had  made  out  his  plea.  For  himself,  he 
sincerely  grieved  to  say,  that  a  shadow  of  doubt  remained 
not  upon  his  mind  concerning  the  verdict  which  the 
inquest  had  to  bring  in.  He  would  not  follow  the 
prisoner's  counsel  through  the  impeachment  which  he 
had  brought  against  the  statute  of  King  William  and 
Queen  Mary.  He  and  the  jury  were  sworn  to  judge 
according  to  the  laws  as  they  stood,  not  to  criticise,  or 
to  evade,  or  even  to  justify  them.     In  no  civil  case  would 


THE   HEART   OF    MID-LOTHIAN.  259 

a  counsel  have  been  permitted  to  plead  his  client's  case 
in  the  teeth  of  the  law ;  but  in  the  hard  situation  in 
which  counsel  were  often  placed  in  the  Criminal  Court, 
as  well  as  out  of  favour  to  all  presumptions  of  innocence, 
he  had  not  inclined  to  interrupt  the  learned  gentleman; 
or  narrow  his  plea.  The  present  law,  as  it  now  stood, 
had  been  instituted  by  the  wisdom  of  their  fathers,  to 
check  the  alarming  progress  of  a  dreadful  crime ;  when 
it  was  found  too  severe  for  its  purpose,  it  would  doubtless 
be  altered  by  the  wisdom  of  the  legislature ;  at  present  it 
was  the  law  of  the  land,  the  rule  of  the  Court,  and,  according 
to  the  oath  which  they  had  taken,  it  must  be  that  of  the 
jury.  This  unhappy  girl's  situation  could  not  be  doubted  ; 
that  she  had  borne  a  child,  and  that  the  child  had  disappeared, 
were  certain  facts.  The  learned  counsel  had  failed  to  show 
that  she  had  communicated  her  situation.  All  the  requisites 
of  the  case  required  by  the  statute  were  therefore  before  the 
jury.  The  learned  gentleman  had,  indeed,  desired  them  to 
throw  out  of  consideration  the  panel's  own  confession,  which 
was  the  plea  usually  urged,  in  penury  of  all  others,  by 
counsel  in  his  situation,  who  usually  felt  that  the  declara- 
tions of  their  clients  bore  hard  on  them.  But  that  the 
Scottish  law  designed  that  a  certain  weight  should  be  laid 
on  these  declarations,  which,  he  admitted,  were  quodammodo 
extrajudicial,  was  evident  from  the  universal  practice  by 
which  they  were  always  produced  and  read,  as  part  of 
the  prosecutor's  probation.  In  the  present  case,  no  person, 
who  had  heard  the  witnesses  describe  the  appearance  of 
the  young  woman  before  she  left  Saddletree's  house,  and 
contrasted  it  with  that  of  her  state  and  condition  at  her 
return  to  her  father's,  could  have  any  doubt  that  the  fact 
of  delivery  had  taken  place,  as  set  forth  in  her  own 
declaration,  which  was,  therefore,  not  a  solitary  piece  of  testi- 
mony, but  adminiculated  and  supported  by  the  strongest 
circumstantial  proof. 

**He  did  not,"  he  said,  "state  the  impression  upon  his 
own  mind  with  the  purpose  of  biasing  theirs.  He  had 
felt  no  less  than  they  had  done  from  the  scene  of  domestic 
misery  which  had  been  exhibited  before  them  ;  and  if  they, 
having  God  and  a  good  conscience,  the  sanctity  of  their 
oath,  and  the  regard  due  to  the  law  of  the  country,  before 
their  eyes,  could  come  to  a  conclusion  favourable  to  this 
unhappy  prisoner,  he  should  rejoice  as  much  as  any  one  in 
Court ;  for  never  had  he  found  his  duty  more  distressing 


26o  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

than  in  discharging  it  that  day,  and  glad  he  would  be  to 
be  relieved  from  the  still  more  painful  task,  which  would 
otherwise  remain  for  him." 

The  jury,  having  heard  the  Judge's  address,  bowed  and 
retired,  preceded  by  a  macer  of  Court,  to  the  apartment 
destined  for  their  deliberation. 


CHAPTER  XXIV. 

Law,  take  thy  victim — May  she  find  the  mercy 

In  yon  mild  heaven,  which  this  hard  world  denies  her  ? 

It  was  an  hour  ere  the  jurors  returned,  and  as  they 
traversed  the  crowd  with  slow  steps,  as  men  about  to 
discharge  themselves  of  a  heavy  and  painful  responsibility, 
the  audience  was  hushed  into  profound,  earnest,  and  awful 
silence. 

"Have  you  agreed  on  your  chancellor,  gentlemen?" 
was  the  first  question  of  the  Judge. 

The  foreman,  called  in  Scotland  the  chancellor  of  the 
jury,  usually  the  man  of  best  rank  and  estimation  among 
the  assizers,  stepped  forward,  and,  with  a  low  reverence, 
delivered  to  the  Court  a  sealed  paper,  containing  the 
verdict,  which,  until  of  late  years,  that  verbal  returns  are 
in  some  instances  permitted,  was  always  couched  in 
writing.  The  jury  remained  standing  while  the  Judge 
broke  the  seals,  and,  having  perused  the  paper,  handed  it, 
with  an  air  of  mournful  gravity,  down  to  the  Clerk  of 
Court,  who  proceeded  to  engross  in  the  record  the  yet 
unknown  verdict,  of  which,  however,  all  omened  the 
tragical  contents.  A  form  still  remained,  trifling  and 
unimportant  in  itself,  but  to  which  imagination  adds  a 
sort  of  solemnity,  from  the  awful  occasion  upon  which  it 
is  used.  A  lighted  candle  was  placed  on  the  table,  the 
original  paper  containing  the  verdict  was  enclosed  in  a 
sheet  of  paper,  and,  sealed  with  the  Judge's  own  signet, 
was  transmitted  to  the  Crown  Office,  to  be  preserved 
among  other  records  of  the  same  kind.  As  all  this  is 
transacted  in  profound  silence,  the  producing  and  ex- 
tinguishing the  candle  seems  a  type  of  the  human  spark 
which  is  shortly  afterwards  doomed  to  be  quenched,  and 
excites   in   the    spectators    something   of   the    same  effect 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  261 

which  in  England  is  obtained  by  the  Judge  assuming  the 
fatal  cap  of  judgment.  When  these  preliminary  forms  had 
been  gone  through,  the  Judge  required  Euphemia  Deans 
to  attend  to  the  verdict  to  be  read. 

After  the  usual  words  of  style,  the  verdict  set  forth, 
that  the  Jury  having  made  choice  of  John  Kirk,  Esq.,  to 
be  their  chancellor,  and  Thomas  Moore,  merchant,  to  be 
their  clerk,  did,  by  a  plurality  of  voices,  find  the  said 
Euphemia  Deans  Guilty  of  the  crime  libelled  ;  but,  in 
consideration  of  lier  extreme  youth,  and  the  cruel  circum- 
stances of  her  case,  did  earnestly  entreat  that  the  Judge 
would  recommend  her  to  the  mercy  of  the  Crown. 

"Gentlemen,"  said  the'  Judge,  "you  have  done  your 
duty — and  a  painful  one  it  must  have  been  to  men  of 
humanity  like  you.  I  will  undoubtedly  transmit  your 
recommendation  to  the  throne.  But  it  is  my  duty  to  tell 
all' who  now  hear  me,  but  especially  to  inform  that  unhappy 
\oung   woman,    in   order    that    her    mind   may   be   settled 

cordingly,  that  I  have  not  the   least  hope  of  a  pardon 

ing  granted  in  the  present  case.  You  know  the  crime 
has  been  increasing  in  this  land,  and  I  know  furtlier,  that 
this  has  been  ascribed  to  the  lenity  in  which  the  laws  have 
been  exercised,  and  that  there  is  therefore  no  hope  whatever 
of  obtaining  a  remission  for  this  offence."  The  jury  bowed 
^ain,    and,    released   from    their    painful   office,    dispersed 

■mselves  among  tlie  mass  of  bystanders. 

The  Court  then  asked  Mr.  Fairbrother,  whether  he  had 
anything  to  say,  why  judgment  should  not  follow  on  the 
verdict?  The  counsel  had  spent  some  time  in  perusing, 
and  reperusing  the  verdict,  counting  the  letters  in  each 
juror's  name,  and  weighing  every  phrase,  nay  every 
syllable,  in  the  nicest  scales  of  legal  criticism.  But  the 
clerk  of  the  jury   had   understood    his   business   too   well. 

o  flaw  was  to  be  found,  and  Fairbrother  mournfully 
...limated,  that  he  had  nothing  to  say  in  arrest  of 
judgment. 

The  presiding  Judge  then  addressed  the  unhappy  prisoner  : 
— "  Euphemia  Deans,  attend  to  tlie  sentence  of  the  Court 
now  to  be  pronounced  against  you." 

She  rose  from  her  seat,  and,  with  a  composure  far  greater 
than  could  have  been  augured  from  her  demeanour  during 
some  parts  of  the  trial,  abode  the  conclusion  of  the  awful 
scene.  So  nearly  does  the  mental  portion  of  our  feelings 
resemble   tliose   wiiich   are  corporal,    that   the   first  severe 


262  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

blows    which    we    receive    bring   with    them    a    stunning 

apathy,  which  renders  us  indifferent  to  those  that  follow 
them.  Thus  said  Mandrin,  when  he  was  undergoing  the 
punishment  of  the  wheel ;  and  so  have  all  felt,  upon  whom 
successive  inflictions  have  descended  with  continuous  and 
reiterated  violence. 

"Young  woman,"  said  the  Judge,  "it  is  my  painful 
duty  to  tell  you,  that  your  life  is  forfeited  under  a  law, 
which,  if  it  may  seem  in  some  degree  severe,  is  yet  wisely 
so,  to  render  those  of  your  unhappy  situation  aware  what 
risk  they  run,  by  concealing,  out  of  pride  or  false  shame, 
their  lapse  from  virtue,  and  making  no  preparation  to 
save  the  lives  of  the  unfortunate  infants  whom  they  are 
to  bring  into  the  world.  When  you  concealed  your  situa- 
tion from  your  mistress,  your  sister,  and  other  worthy  and 
compassionate  persons  of  your  own  sex,  in  whose  favour 
your  former  conduct  had  given  you  a  fair  place,  you  seem 
to  me  to  have  had  in  your  contemplation,  at  least,  the 
death  of  the  helpless  creature,  for  whose  life  you  neglected 
to  provide.  How  the  child  was  disposed  of — whether  it 
was  dealt  upon  by  another,  or  by  yourself — whether  the 
extraordinary  story  you  have  told  is  partly  false,  or  altogether 
so,  is  between  God  and  your  own  conscience.  I  will  not 
aggravate  your  distress  by  pressing  on  that  topic,  but  I 
do  most  solemnly  adjure  you  to  employ  the  remaining 
space  of  your  time  in  making  your  peace  with  God,  for 
which  purpose  such  reverend  clergyman,  as  you  yourself 
may  name,  shall  have  access  to  you.  Notwithstanding  the 
humane  recommendation  of  the  jury,  I  cannot  afford  to 
you,  in  the  present  circumstances  of  the  country,  the 
slightest  hope  that  your  life  will  be  prolonged  beyond  tlie 
period  assigned  for  the  execution  of  your  sentence.  For- 
saking, therefore,  the  thoughts  of  this  world,  let  your 
mind  be  prepared  by  repentance  for  those  of  more  awful 
moments — for  deatli,  judgment,  and  eternity. — Doomster, 
read  the  sentence."* 

When  the  Doomster  showed  himself,  a  tall  haggard 
figure,  arrayed  in  a  fantastic  garment  of  black  and  gray, 
passmented  with  silver  lace,  all  fell  back  with  a  sort  of 
instinctive  horror,  and  made  wide  way  for  him  to  approach 
the  foot  of  the  table.  As  this  oflice  was  held  by  the  common 
executioner,  men  shouldered  each  other  backward  to  avoi 
even  the  touch  of  his  garment,  and  some  were  seen  to  brusl 

*  ^otc  >«      Doomster,  or  Dempster,  of  Court, 


n 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  263 

their  own  clothes,  which  had  accidentally  become  subject 
to  such  contamination.  A  sound  went  through  the  court, 
produced  by  each  person  drawing  in  their  breath  hard,  as 
men  do  when  they  expect  or  witness  what  is  frightful,  and 
at  the  same  time  affecting.  The  caitiff  villain  yet  seemed, 
amid  his  hardened  brutality,  to  have  some  sense  of  his  being 
the  object  of  public  detestation,  which  made  him  impatient 
of  being  in  public,  as  birds  of  evil  omen  are  anxious  to 
escape  from  daylight,  and  from  pure  air. 

Repeating  after  the  Clerk  of  Court,  he  gabbled  over  the 
words  of  the  sentence,  which  condemned  Euphemia  Deans 
to  be  conducted  back  to  the  Tolbooth  of  Edinburgh,  and 

detained  there  until  Wednesday  the  day  of ;  and 

upon  that  day,  betwixt  the  hours  of  two  and  four  o'clock 
afternoon,  to  be  conveyed  to  the  common  place  of  execu- 
tion and  there  hanged  by  the  neck  upon  a  gibbet.  "And 
this,"  said  the  Doomster,  aggravating  his  harsh  voice, 
'•  I  pronounce  for  doom." 

He  vanished  when  he  had  spoken  the  last  emphatic  word, 
like  a  foul  fiend  after  the  purpose  of  his  \-isitation  has  been 
accomplished ;  but  tlie  impression  of  horror,  excited  by  his 
presence  and  his  errand,  remained  upon  the  crowd  of 
spectators. 

The  unfortunate  criminal — for  so  she  must  now  be  termed 
— with  more  susceptibility,  and  more  irritable  feelings  than 
her  father  and  sister,  was  found,  in  this  emergence,  to 
possess  a  considerable  share  of  their  courage.  She  had 
remained  standing  motionless  at  the  bar  while  the  sentence 
was  pronounced,  and  was  obser\^ed  to  shut  her  eyes  when 
the  Doomster  appeared.  But  she  was  the  first  to  break 
silence  when  that  evil  form  had  left  his  place, 

"God  forgive  ye,  my  Lords,"  she  said,  "and  dinna  be 
angry  wi'  me  for  wishing  it — we  a'  need  forgiveness. — As  for 
mvself  I  canna  blame  ye,  for  ye  act  up  to  your  lights  ;  and 
if  1  havena  killed  my  poor  infant,  ye  may  witness,  a'  that  hae 
seen  it  this  day,  that  I  hae  been  the  means  of  killing  my 
gray-headed  father — I  deserve  the  warst  frae  man,  and  frae 
God  too — But  God  is  mair  mercifu'  to  us  than  we  are  to 
each  other." 

With  these  words  the  trial  concluded.  The  crowd  rushed, 
bearing  forward  and  shouldering  each  other,  out  of  the 
court,  in  the  same  tumultuary  mode  in  which  they  had 
entered  ;  and,  in  the  excitation  of  animal  motion  and  animal 
spirits,  soon  forgot  whatever  they  had  felt  as  impressive 


264  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

in  the  scene  which  they  had  witnessed.  The  professional 
spectators,  whom  habit  and  theory  had  rendered  as  callous 
to  the  distress  of  the  scene  as  medical  men  are  to  those  of  a 
surgical  operation,  walked  homeward  in  groups,  discussing 
the  general  principle  of  the  statute  under  which  the  young 
woman  was  condemned,  the  nature  of  the  evidence,  and  the 
arguments  of  the  counsel,  without  considering  even  that  of 
the  Judge  as  exempt  from  their  criticism. 

The  female  spectators,  more  compassionate,  were  loud  in 
exclamation  against  that  part  of  the  Judge's  speech  which 
seemed  to  cut  off  the  hope  of  pardon. 

"  Set  him  up,  indeed,"  said  Mrs.  Howden,  "  to  tell  us  that 
the  poor  lassie  behoved  to  die,  when  Mr.  John  Kirk,  as  civil 
a  gentleman  as  is  within  the  ports  of  the  town,  took  the 
pains  to  prigg  for  her  himself." 

"Ay,  but,  neighbour,"  said  Miss  Damahoy,  drawing  up 
her  thin  maidenly  form  to  its  full  height  of  prim  dignity — 
"  I  really  think  this  unnatural  business  of  having  bastard- 
bairns  should  be  putten  a  stop  to — There  isna  a  hussy  now 
on  this  side  of  thirty  that  you  can  bring  within  your  doors, 
but  there  will  be  chlelds — writer-lads,  prentice-lads,  and 
what  not — coming  tralking  after  them  for  their  destruction, 
and  discrediting  ane's  honest  house  into  the  bargain — I  hae 
nae  patience  wi' them." 

"  Hout,  neighbour,"  said  Mrs.  Howden,  "we  suld  live 
and  let  live — we  hae  been  young  oursells,  and  we  are  no  aye 
to  judge  the  warst  when  lads  and  lasses  forgather." 

"  Young  oursells  I  and  judge  the  warst ! "  said  Miss 
Damahoy.  "I  am  no  sae  auld  as  that  comes  to,  Mrs. 
Howden  ;  and  as  for  what  ye  ca'  the  warst,  I  ken  neither 
good  nor  bad  about  the  matter,  I  thank  my  stars  I  " 

"Ye  are  thankfu'  for  sma'  mercies,  then,"  said  Mrs. 
Howden,  with  a  toss  of  her  head;  "and  as  for  _yo«  and 
young — I  trow  ye  were  doing  for  yourscU  at  the  last 
riding  of  the  Scots  Parliament,  and  that  was  in  tlie 
gracious  year  seven,  sae  ye  can  be  nae  sic  chicken  at 
ony  rate." 

Plumdamas,  who  acted  as  squire  of  the  body  to  the  two 
contending  dames,  instantly  saw  the  hazard  of  entering  into 
such  delicate  points  of  chronology,  and  being  a  lover  of 
peace  and  good  neighbourhood,  lost  no  lime  in  bringing 
back  the  conversation  to  its  original  subject. 

"The  Judge  didna  tell  us  a'  he  could  hae  tell'd  us,  if  he 
had  liked,  about  the  application  for  pardon,  neighbours,  said 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  265 

he;  "there  is  aye  a  wimple  in  a  lawyer's  clew;  but  it's  a 
wee  bit  of  a  secret." 

"And  what  is't  ? — what  is't,  neighbour  Plumdamas?" 
said  Mrs.  Howden  and  Miss  Damahoy  at  once,  the  acid 
fermentation  of  their  dispute  being  at  once  neutralised  by 
the  powerful  alkali  implied  in  the  word  secret- 

"  Here's  Mr.  Saddletree  can  tell  ye  that  better  than  me, 
for  it  was  him  that  tauld  me,"  said  Plumdamas  as  Saddle- 
tree came  up,  with  his  wife  hanging  on  his  arm,  and  looking 
very  disconsolate. 

When  the  question  was  put  to  Saddletree,  he  looked  very 
scornful.  "They  speak  about  stopping  the  frequency  of 
child-murder,"  said  he,  in  a  contemptuous  tone;  "do  ye 
think  our  auld  enemies  ot  England,  as  Glendook  aye  ca's 
them  in  his  printed  Statute-book,  care  a  boddle  whether  we 
didna  kill  ane  anither,  skin  and  birn,  horse  and  foot,  man, 
woman,  and  bairns,  all  and  sindry,  avines  et  singttlos,  as 
Mr.  Crossmyloof  says?  Na,  na,  it's  no  that  hinders  them 
frae  pardoning  the  bit  lassie.  But  here  is  the  pinch  of  the 
plea.  The  king  and  queen  are  sae  ill  pleased  wi'  that 
mistak  about  Porteous,  that  deil  a  kindly  Scot  will  they 
pardon  again,  either  by  reprieve  or  remission,  if  the  haill 
town  o'  Edinburgh  should  be  a'  hanged  on  ae  tow." 

"  Deil  lliat  they  were  back  at  their  German  kale-yard 
then,  as  my  neighbour  MacCroskie  ca's  it,"  said  Mrs. 
Howden,  "  an  that's  the  way  they're  gaun  to  guide  us  !  " 

"Thev  say  for  certain,"  said  Miss  Damahoy,  "that  King 
George  flang  his  periwig  in  the  fire  when  he  heard  o'  the 
Porteous  mob." 

"He  has  done  that,  they  say,"  replied  Saddletree,  "for 
less  thing." 

"Aweel,"  said  Miss  Damahoy,  "he  might  keep  mair  wit 
in  his  anger — but  it's  a'  the  better  for  his  wigmaker,  I'se 
warrant." 

"  The  queen  tore  her  biggonets  for  perfect  anger — ye'lJ 
hae  heard  o'  that  too?"  said  Plumdamas.  "And  the  king, 
they  say,  kickit  Sir  Robert  Walpole  for  no  keeping  down 
the  mob  of  Edinburgh  ;  but  1  dinna  believe  he  wad  behave 
sae  ungenieel." 

"It's  dooms  truth,  though,"  said  Saddletree;  "and  he 
was  for  kickin  the  Duke  of  .^rgyle,*  too." 

"  Kickin  the  Duke  of  Argyle  !  "  exclaimed  the  hearers  at 
once,  in  all  the  various  combined  keys  of  utter  astonishment. 

*  Note  15.     John  Duke  of  Arg)-lc  and  Greenwich. 


2fi6  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

**Ay,  but  MacCallummore's  blood  wadna  sit  down  wi' 
that ;  there  was  risk  of  Andro  Ferrara  coming  in  thirdsman." 

"The  Duke  is  a  real  Scotsman — a  true  friend  to  tho 
country,"  answered  Saddletree's  hearers. 

•'Ay,  troth  is  he,  to  king  and  country  baith,  as  ye  sail 
hear,"  continued  the  orator,  "  if  ye  will  come  in  bye  to  our 
house,  for  it's  safest  speaking  of  sic  things  inter  parietes." 

When  they  entered  his  shop  he  thrust  his  prentice  boy 
out  of  it,  and,  unlocking  his  desk,  took  out,  with  an  air  of 
grave  and  complacent  importance,  a  dirty  and  crumpled 
piece  of  printed  paper  ;  he  observed,  "  This  is  new  corn — it's 
no  everybody  could  show  ye  the  like  o'  this.  It's  the  Duke's 
speech  about  the  Porteous  mob,  just  promulgated  by  the 
hawkers.  Ye  shall  hear  what  Ian  Roy  Cean  ♦  says  for  him- 
sell.  My  correspondent  bought  it  in  the  Palace  Yard,  that's 
like  just  under  the  king's  nose — I  think  he  claws  up  their 
mittans  ! — It  came  In  a  letter  about  a  foolish  bill  of  exchange 
that  the  man  wanted  me  to  renew  for  him.  I  wish  ye  wad 
see  about  it,  Mrs.  Saddletree." 

Honest  Mrs.  Saddletree  had  hitherto  been  so  sincerely 
distressed  about  the  situation  of  her  unfortunate  prot6g6e, 
that  she  had  suffered  her  husband  to  proceed  in  his  own 
way,  without  attending  to  what  he  was  saying.  The 
words  bill  and  I'enew  had,  however,  an  awakening  sound 
in  them  ;  and  she  snatched  the  letter  which  her  husband 
held  towards  her,  and  wiping  her  eyes,  and  putting  on 
her  spectacles,  endeavoured,  as  -fast  as  the  dew  which 
collected  on  her  glasses  would  permit,  to  get  at  the 
meaning  of  the  needful  part  of  the  epistle ;  while  her 
husband,  with  pompous  elevation,  read  an  extract  from 
the  speech. 

"I  am  no  minister,  I  never  was  a  minister,  and  I  never 
will  be  one " 

"1  didna  ken  his  Grace  was  ever  designed  for  the 
ministry,"  interrupted  Mrs.  Howden. 

"  He  disna  mean  a  minister  of  the  gospel,  Mrs.  Howden, 
but  a  minister  of  state,"  said  Saddletree,  with  condescend- 
ing goodness,  and  then  proceeded:  "The  time  was  when 
I  might  have  been  a  piece  of  a  minister,  but  I  was  too 
sensible  of  my  own  incapacity  to  engage  in  any  state  affair. 
And  I  thank  God  that  I  had  always  too  great  a  value  for 

*  Red  John  the  Warrior,  .t  name  personal  and  proper  in  the  Higlilands  to 
John  Duice  of  Arg-yle  and  Greenwich,  as  MacCummin  was  that  of  nis  race  o* 

diiifnity. 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  26^ 

those  few  abilities  which  nature  has  given  me,  to  employ 
them  in  doing  any  drudgery,  or  any  job  of  what  kind 
soever.  I  have,  ever  since  I  set  out  in  the  world  (and 
I  believe  few  have  set  out  more  early),  ser\'ed  my  prince 
with  my  tongue  ;  I  have  ser\'ed  him  with  any  little  interest 
I  had,  and  I  have  served  him  with  my  sword,  and  in  my 
profession  of  arms.  I  have  held  employments  which  I 
have  lost,  and  were  I  to  be  to-morrow  deprived  of  those 
Which  still  remain  to  me,  and  which  I  have  endeavoured 
honestly  to  deserve,  I  would  still  serve  him  to  the  last  acre 

of  my  inheritance,  and  to  the  last  drop  of  my  blood " 

Mrs.  Saddletree  here  broke  in  upon  the  orator. — "  Mr. 
Saddletree,  what  is  the  meaning  of  a'  this?  Here  are  ye 
clavering  about  the  Duke  of  Argyle,  and  this  man  Mar- 
tingale gaun  to  break  on  our  hands,  and  lose  us  gude 
sixty  pounds — I  wonder  what  duke  will  pay  that,  quotha 
—I  wish  the  Duke  of  Argyle  would  pay  his  ain  accounts 
—He  is  in  a  thousand  punds  Scots  on  thae  ver>-  books 
when  he  was  last  at  Roystoun — I'm  no  saying  but  he's  a 
just  nobleman,  and  that  it's  gude  siller — but  it  wad  drive 
ane  daft  to  be  confused  wi'  deukes  and  drakes,  and  thae 
distressed  folk  up  stairs,  that's  Jeanie  Deans  and  her  father. 
And  then,  putting  the  very  callant  that  was  sewing  the 
curpel  out  o'  the  shop,  to  play  wi'  blackguards  in  the 
close — Sit  still,  neighbours,  it's  no  that  I  mean  to  disturb 
you;  but  what  between  courts  o'  law  and  courts  o'  state, 
and  upper  and  under  parliaments,  and  parliament-houses, 
here  and  in  London,  tlie  gudeman's  gane  clean  gyte,  I 
think." 

The  gossips  understood  civility,  and  the  rule  of  doing  as 
they  would  be  done  by,  too  well,  to  tarry  upon  the  slight 
invitation  implied  in  the  conclusion  of  this  speech,  and  there- 
fore made  their  farewells  and  departure  as  fast  as  possible. 
Saddletree,  whispering  to  Plumdamas  that  he  would  "  meet 
hhn  at  MacCroskie's  "  (the  low-browed  shop  in  the  Lucken- 
booths,  already  mentioned),  *'  in  the  hour  of  cause,  and 
put  MacCallummore's  speech  in  his  pocket,  for  a'  the 
gudewife's  din." 

When  Mrs.  Saddletree  saw  the  house  freed  of  her  im- 
portunate visitors,  and  the  little  boy  reclaimed  from  the 
pastimes  of  the  wynd  to  the  exercise  of  the  awl,  she  went 
to  visit  her  unhappy  relative,  David  Deans,  and  his  elder 
daughter,  who  had  found  in  her  house  the  nearest  place 
of  friendly  refuge. 


268  THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 


CHAPTER  XXV. 

Isuh.     Alas  1  what  poor  ability's  in  me 

To  do  him  good  ? 
Lucio.     Assay  the  power  you  have. 

Measure  for  Measure. 

When  Mrs.  Saddletree  entered  the  apartment  in  which 
her  guests  had  shrouded  their  miseo',  she  found  the 
window  darkened.  The  feebleness  which  followed  his 
long-  swoon  had  rendered  it  necessarj'  to  lay  the  old  man 
in  bed.  The  curtains  were  drawn  around  him,  and  Jeanie 
sat  motionless  by  the  side  of  the  bed.  Mrs.  Saddletree 
was  a  woman  of  kindness,  nay,  of  feeling,  but  not  of 
delicacy.  She  opened  the  half-shut  window,  drew  aside 
the  curtain,  and  taking  her  kinsman  by  the  hand,  exhorted 
him  to  sit  up,  and  bear  his  sorrow  like  a  good  man, 
and  a  Christian  man,  as  he  was.  But  when  she  quitted 
his  hand,  it  fell  powerless  by  his  side,  nor  did  he  attempt 
the  least  reply. 

"Is  all  over?"  asked  Jeanie,  with  lips  and  cheeks  as 
pale  as  ashes — "  And  is  there  nae  hope  for  her  ?  " 

"  Nane,  or  next  to  nane,"  said  Mrs.  Saddletree;  "I 
heard  the  Judge-carle  say  it  with  my  ain  ears — It  was  a 
burning  shame  to  see  sae  mony  o'  them  set  up  yonder  in 
their  red  gowns,  and  black  gowns,  and  a'  to  take  the  life  o' 
a  bit  senseless  lassie.  I  had  never  muckle  broo  o'  my 
gudeman's  gossips,  and  now  I  like  them  waur  than  ever. 
The  only  wiselike  thing  I  heard  onybody  say,  was  decent 
Mr.  John  Kirk  of  Kirk-knowe,  and  he  wussed  them  just  to 
get  the  king's  mercy,  and  na  mair  about  it.  But  he  spake 
*o  unreasonable  folk — he  might  just  hae  keepit  his  breath 
10  hae  blawn  on  his  porridge." 

"  But  can  the  king  gie  her  mercy  ?  "  said  Jeanie  earnestly. 

*'  Some  folk  tell  me  he  canna  gie  mercy  in  cases  of  mur 

in  cases  like  hers. " 

"Can  he  gie  mercy,  hinny? — I  weel  I  wot  he  can,  when 
he  likes.  There  was  young  Singlesword,  that  stickit  the 
Laird  of  Ballencleuch,  and  Captain  Hackum,  the  English- 
man, that  killed  Lady  Colgrain's  gudeman,  and  the  Master 
of  St.  Clair,  that  shot  the  twa  Shaws,  and  mony  mair  in 
my  time — to  be  sure  they  were  gentle  blude,  and  had  their 
kin  to  speak  for  them — And  there  was  Jock  Porteous  the 


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other  day— I'se  warrant  there's  mercy,  an  folk  could  win 

at  it."  ,   .       T 

"  Porteous?  "  said  Jeanie  ;  "  very  true— I  forget  a  that  1 
suld  maist  mind.— Fare  ye  weel,  Mrs.  Saddletree  :  and  may 
ve  never  want  a  friend  in  the  hour  o'  distress  !  " 

"Will  ye  no  stay  wi'  your  father,  Jeanie,  bairn?— Ye  had 
better,"  said  Mrs.  Saddletree. 

"  I  will  be  wanted  ower  yonder,"  indicating  the  Tolbooth 

with  her  hand,  "and  I  maun  leave  him  now,  or  I  will  never 

-   able  to   leave  him.     I   fearna  for  his  life— I   ken   how 

:ong-hearted  he  is— I  ken  it,"  she  said,  laying  her  hand 

Ml  her  bosom,  "  bv  my  ain  heart  at  this  minute," 

"Weel,  hinny,  if  ye  think  it's  for  the  best,  better  he  stay 
here  and  rest  him,  than  gang  back  to  St.  Leonard's." 

"  Muckle  better — muckle  better — God  bless  you— God 
bless  you  ! — At  no  rate  let  him  gang  till  ye  hear  frae  me," 
said  Jeanie. 

"But    ye'll    be    back    belive?"    said     Mrs.    Saddletree, 
taining'her  ;  "  they  wunna  let  ye  stay  yonder,  hinny." 
"  But  I  maun  gang  to  Sl  Leonard's — there's  muckle  to  be 
dune,  and  little  time  to  do   it  in — And  I   have  friends  to 
speak  to — God  bless  you— take  care  of  my  father." 

She  had  reached  the  door  of  the  apartment,  when, 
iddenly  turning,  she  came  back,  and  knelt  down  by  the 
dside. — "O  father,  gie  me  your  blessing — I  dare  not  go 
il  ye  bless  me.  Say  but  'God  bless  ye,  and  prosper  ye, 
anie  ' — try  but  to  say  that  1  " 

Instinctively,  rather  than  by  an  exertion  of  intellect,  the 
-Id  man  murmured  a  prayer,  that  "purchased  and  promised 
blessings  might  be  multiplied  upon  her." 

"He  has  blessed  mine  errand,"  said  his  daughter,  rising 
om  her  knees,  "and  it  is  borne  in  upon  my  mind  that  I 
liall  prosper." 
So  saying,  she  left  the  room. 

Mrs.  Saddletree  looked  after  her,  and  shook  her  head. 
"  I  wish  she  binna  roving,  poor  thing — There's  something 
queer  about  a'  thae  Deanses.  I  dinna  like  folk  to  be  sae 
muckle  better  than  other  folk — seldom  comes  gude  o't. 
But  if  she's  gaun  to  look  after  the  kye  at  St.  Leonard's, 
that's  another  storj-  ;  to  be  sure  they  maun  be  sorted. — 
Grix^ie,  come  up  here,  and  take  tent  to  the  honest  auld 
man,  and  see  he  wants  naething.  —  Ye  silly  tawpie " 
(addressing  the  maid-servant  as  she  entered),  "what 
garr'd  ye  busk   up  your  cockernony  that  gate  ? — I   think 


270  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

there's  been  eneugh  the  day  to  gie  an  awfu'  warning  about 
your  cockups  and  your  fallal  duds — see  what  they  a'  come 
to, "  etc.  etc.  etc. 

Leaving  the  good  lady  to  her  lecture  upon  worldly 
vanities,  we  must  transport  our  reader  to  the  cell  in 
which  the  unfortunate  Effie  Deans  was  now  immured, 
being  restricted  of  several  liberties  which  she  had  enjoyed 
before  the  sentence  was  pronounced. 

When  she  had  remained  about  an  hour  in  the  state  of 
stupefied  horror  so  natural  in  her  situation,  she  was  dis- 
turbed by  the  opening  of  the  jarring  bolts  of  her  place 
of  confinement,  and  Ratcliffe  showed  himself.  "It's  your 
sister,"  he  said,  "wants  to  speak  t'ye,  Eflie." 

"I  canna  see  naebody,"  said  Effie,  with  the  hasty  irrita- 
bility which  misery  had  rendered  more  acute  —  "I  canna 
see  naebody,  and  least  of  a'  her — Bid  her  take  care  of  the 
auld  man — I  am  naething  to  ony  o'  them  now,  nor  them 
to  me," 

"She  says  she  maun  see  ye,  though,"  said  Ratcliffe; 
and  Jeanie,  rushing  into  the  apartment,  threw  her  arms 
round  her  sister's  neck,  who  writhed  to  extricate  herself 
from  her  embrace. 

"What  signifies  coming  to  greet  ower  me,"  said  poor 
Effie,  "when  you  have  killed  me? — killed  me,  when  a  word 
of  your  mouth  would  have  saved  me — killed  me,  when  I 
am  an  innocent  creature — innocent  of  that  guilt  at  least — 
and  me  that  wad  hae  wared  body  and  soul  to  save  your 
finger  from  being  hurt !  " 

"You  shall  not  die,"  said  Jeanie,  with  enthusiastic  firm- 
ness ;  "  say  what  ye  like  o'  me — think  what  ye  like  o'  me 
— only  promise — for  I  doubt  your  proud  heart — that  ye 
wunna  harm  yourself,  and  you  shall  not  die  this  shameful 
death." 

"A  shameful  death  I  will  not  die,  Jeanie,  lass.  I  have 
that  in  my  heart — though  it  has  been  ower  kind  a 
ane — that  wunna  bide  shame.  Gae  hame  to  our  father, 
and  think  nae  mair  on  me — I  have  eat  my  last  earthly 
meal." 

"  Oh,  this  was  what  I  feared !  "  said  Jeanie. 

"Hout,  tout,  hinnie,"  said  Ratcliffe;  "it's  but  little  ye 
ken  o'  thae  things.  Ane  aye  thinks  at  the  first  dinnle 
o'  the  sentence,  they  hae  heart  eneugh  to  die  rather  than 
bide  out  the  sax  weeks  ;  but  they  aye  bide  the  sax  weeks 
out  for  a'  that.     I  ken  the  gate  o't  weel ;  I  hae  fronted  the 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  271 

doomster  three  times,  and  here  I  stand,  Jim  Ratcliffe,  for 
;i'  that.  Had  I  tied  my  napkin  strait  the  first  time,  as  I  had 
.1  great  mind  till't — and  it  was  a'  about  a  bit  gray  cowt, 
vvasna  worth  ten  punds  sterling — where  would  I  have 
been  now  ?  " 

"And  how  did  yon  escape?  "  said  Jeanie,  the  fates  of  this 
man,  at  first  so  odious  to  her,  having  acquired  a  sudden 
interest  in  her  eyes  from  their  correspondence  with  those  of 
her  sister. 

"How  did  I  escape?"  said  Ratcliffe,  with  a  knowing 
wink — "  I  tell  ye  I  'scapit  in  a  way  that  naebody  will  escape 
from  this  Tolbooth  while  I  keep  the  keys." 

"  My  sister  shall  come  out  m  the  face  of  the  sun,"  said 
Jeanie  ;  "  I  will  go  to  London,  and  beg  her  pardon  from  the 
king  and  queen.  If  they  pardoned  Porteous,  they  may 
pardon  her ;  if  a  sister  asks  a  sister's  life  on  her  bended 
knees,  they  will  pardon  her — they  shall  pardon  her — and 
they  will  win  a  thousand  hearts  by  it" 

Effie  listened  in  bewildered  astonishment,  and  so  earnest 
was  her  sister's  enthusiastic  assurance,  that  she  almost 
involuntarily  caught  a  gleam  of  hope  ;  but  it  instantly 
faded  away. 

"Ah,  Jeanie!  the  king  and  queen  live  in  London,  a 
thousand  miles  from  this — far  ayont  the  saut  sea ;  I'll  be 
gane  before  ye  win  there  !  " 

"You  are  mistaen,"  said  Jeanie;  "it  is  no  sae  far,  and 
they  go  to  it  by  land  ;  I  learned  something  about  thae 
things  from  Reuben  Butler." 

"Ah,  Jeanie!   ye  never  learned  onything  but  what  was 

gude  frae  the  folk  ye  keepit  company  wi' ;  but  I — but  I " 

she  wrung  her  hands,  and  wept  bitterly. 

"  Dinna  think  on  that  now,  said  Jeanie  ;  "  there  will  be 
time  for  that  if  the  present  space  be  redeemed.  Fare  ye 
weel !  Unless  I  die  by  the  road,  I  will  see  the  king's  face 
that  gies  grace. — Oh,  sir  "  (to  Ratcliffe,)  "  be  kind  to  her 
— She  ne'er  kend  what  it  was  to  need  stranger's  kindness 
till  now. — Fareweel — fareweel,  Effie! — Dinna  speak  to  me 
— I  maunna  greet  now — my  head's  ower  dizzy  already  !  " 

She  tore  herself  from  her  sister's  arms,  and  left  the  cell. 
Ratcliffe  followed  her,  and  beckoned  her  into  a  small  room. 
She  obeyed  his  signal,  but  not  without  trembling. 

"  What's  the  fule  thing  shaking  for ? "  said  he  ;  "I  mean 
nothing  but  civility  to  you.  D — n  me,  I  respect  you,  and  I 
can't  help  it.     You  have  so  much  spunk,  that,  d — n  me, 


272  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

but  I  think  there's  some  chance  of  your  carrying  the  day. 
But  you  must  not  go  to  the  king  till  you  have  made  some 
friend  ;  try  the  duke — try  MacCallummore  ;  he's  Scotland's 
friend — I  ken  that  the  great  folks  dinna  muckle  like  him — 
but  they  fear  him,  and  that  will  serve  your  purpose  as  weel. 
D'ye  ken  naebody  wad  gie  ye  a  letter  to  him  ?  " 

"Duke  of  Argyle?"  said  Jeanie,  recollecting  herself 
suddenly — "what  was  he  to  that  Argyle  that  suffered  in  my 
father's  time — in  the  persecution  ?  " 

"  His  son  or  grandson,  I'm  thinking,"  said  Ratcliffe  ; 
"but  what  o'  that?  " 

"Thank  God  !  "  said  Jeanie,  devoutly  clasping  her  hands. 

"You  whigs  are  aye  thanking  God  for  something,"  said 
the  ruffian.  "But  hark  ye,  hinny,  I'll  tell  ye  a  secret. 
Ye  may  meet  wi'  rough  customers  on  the  Border,  or  in 
the  Midland,  afore  ye  get  to  Lunnon.  Now,  diel  ane  o' 
them  will  touch  an  acquaintance  o'  Daddie  Ration's ;  for 
though  I  am  retired  frae  public  practice,  yet  they  ken  I 
can  do  a  gude  or  an  ill  turn  yet — and  deil  a  gude  fellow 
that  has  been  but  a  twelvemonth  on  the  lay,  be  he 
ruffler  or  padder,  but  he  knows  my  gybe  as  well  as  the 
jark  of  e'er  a  queer  cuffin  in  England  —  and  there's 
rogue's  Latin  for  you." 

It  was,  indeed,  totally  unintelligible  to  Jeanie  Deans, 
who  was  only  impatient  to  escape  from  him.  He  hastily 
scrawled  a  line  or  two  on  a  dirty  piece  of  paper,  and  said 
to  her,  as  she  drew  back  when  he  offered  it,  "  Hey!  what 
the  deil — it  wunna  bite  you,  my  lass — if  it  does  nae  gude, 
it  can  dae  nae  ill.  But  I  wish  you  to  show  it,  if  you  have 
ony  fasherie  wi'  ony  o'  St.  Nicholas's  clerks." 

"Alas!"  said  she,  "I  do  not  understand  what  you 
mean  ?  " 

"I  mean,  if  ye  fall  among  thieves,  my  precious — that 
is  a  Scripture  phrase,  if  ye  will  hae  ane — the  bauldest  of 
them  will  ken  a  scart  o'  my  guse  feather.  And  now  awa 
wi'  ye — and  stick  to  Argyle  ;  if  onybody  can  do  the  job, 
it  maun  be  him." 

After  casting  an  anxious  look  at  the  grated  windows 
and  blackened  walls  of  the  old  Tolbooth,  and  another 
scarce  less  anxious  at  the  hospitable  lodging  of  Mrs. 
Saddletree,  Jeanie  turned  her  back  on  that  quarter,  and 
soon  after  on  the  city  itself.  She  reached  St.  Leonard's 
Crags  without  meeting  any  one  whom  she  knew,  which,  in 
ihe  stato  of  her  mind,  she  considered  as  a  great  blessinff. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  273 

I  must  do  naething,  she  thought,  as  she  went  along,  that 
can  soften  or  weaken  my  heart — it's  ower  weak  already 
for  what  1  hae  to  do.  1  will  think  and  act  as  firmly  as  I 
can,  and  speak  as  little. 

There  was  an  ancient  servant,  or  rather  cottar,  of  her 
father's,  who  had  lived  under  him  for  many  years,  and 
whose  fidelity  was  worthy  of  full  confidence.  She  sent 
for  this  woman,  and  explaining  to  her  that  the  circum- 
stances of  her  family  required  that  she  should  undertake  a 
journey,  which  would  detain  her  for  some  weeks  from  home, 
she  gave  her  full  instructions  concerning  the  management 
of  the  domestic  affairs  in  her  absence.  With  a  precision, 
which,  upon  reflection,  she  herself  could  not  help  wondering 
at,  she  described  and  detailed  the  most  minute  steps  which 
were  to  be  taken,  and  especially  such  as  were  necessary 
for  her  father's  comfort.  "It  was  probable,"  ^he  said, 
"that  he  would  return  to  St.  Leonard's  to-morrow  :  certain 
that  he  would  return  ver)'  soon — all  must  be  in  order  for 
him.  He  had  eneugh  to  distress  him,  without  being  fashed 
about  warldly  matters." 

In  the  meanwhile  she  toiled  busily,  along  with  May 
Hettly,  to  leave  nothing  unarranged. 

It  was  deep  in  the  night  when  all  these  matters  were 
settled  ;  and  when  they  had  partaken  of  some  food,  the 
first  which  Jeanie  had  tasted  on  that  eventful  day.  May 
Hettly,  whose  usual  residence  was  a  cottage  at  a  little 
distance  from  Deans's  house,  asked  her  young  mistress, 
whether  she  would  not  premit  her  to  remain  in  the  house 
all  night?  "Ye  hae  had  an  awfu'  day,"  she  said,  "and 
sorrow  and  fear  are  but  bad  companions  in  the  watches 
of  the  night,  as  I  hae  heard  the  gudeman  say  himsell." 

"They  are  ill  companions  indeed,"  said  Jeanie;  "but 
I  maun  learn  to  abide  their  presence,  and  better  begin  in 
the  house  than  in  the  field." 

She  dismissed  her  aged  assistant  accordingly  —  for  so 
slight  was  the  gradation  in  their  rank  of  life,  that  we  can 
hardly  term  May  a  servant — and  proceeded  to  make  a  few 
preparations  for  her  journey. 

The  simplicity  of  her  education  and  country  made  these 
preparations  very  brief  and  easy.  Her  tartan  screen 
served  all  the  purposes  of  a  riding  habit,  and  of  an 
umbrella  ;  a  small  bundle  contained  such  changes  of 
linen  as  were  absolutely  necessary.  Barefooted,  as  Sancho 
says,   she    had   come    into    the   world,    and    barefooted    she 


374  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

proposed  to  perform  her  pilgrimage ;  and  her  clean  shoes 
and  change  of  snow-white  thread  stockings  were  to  be 
reserved  for  special  occasions  of  ceremony.  She  was  not 
aware,  that  the  English  habits  of  comfort  attach  an  idea 
of  abject  misery  to  the  idea  of  a  barefooted  traveller;  and 
if  the  objection  of  cleanliness  had  been  made  to  the  practice, 
she  would  have  been  apt  to  vindicate  herself  upon  the 
very  frequent  ablutions  to  which,  with  Mahometan  scrupu- 
losity, a  Scottish  damsel  of  some  condition  usually  subjects 
herself.     Thus  far,  therefore,  all  was  well. 

From  an  oaken  press  or  cabinet,  in  which  her  father  kept 
a  few  old  books,  and  two  or  three  bundles  of  papers,  besides 
his  ordinary  accounts  and  receipts,  she  sought  out  and 
•xtracted  from  a  parcel  of  notes  of  sermons,  calculations  of 
interest,  records  of  dying  speeches  of  the  martyrs,  and  the 
like,  one  or  two  documents  which  she  thought  might  be  of 
some  use  to  her  upon  her  mission.  But  the  most  important 
difRculty  remained  behind,  and  it  had  not  occurred  to  her 
until  that  very  evening.  It  was  the  want  of  money,  without 
which  it  was  impossible  she  could  undertake  so  distant  a 
journey  as  she  now  meditated. 

David  Deans,  as  we  have  said,  was  easy,  and  even  opulent 
in  his  circumstances.  But  his  wealth,  like  that  of  the 
patriarchs  of  old,  consisted  in  his  kine  and  herds,  and  in 
two  or  three  sums  lent  out  at  interest  to  neighbours  or 
relatives,  who,  far  from  being  in  circumstances  to  pay 
anything  to  account  of  the  principal  sums,  thought  they  did 
all  that  was  incumbent  on  them  when,  with  considerable 
difficulty,  they  discharged  "the  annual  rent."  To  these 
debtors  it  would  be  in  vain,  therefore,  to  apply,  even  with 
her  father's  concurrence  ;  nor  could  she  hope  to  obtain  such 
concurrence,  or  assistance  in  any  mode,  without  such  a 
series  of  explanations  and  debates  as  she  felt  might  deprive 
her  totally  of  the  power  of  taking  the  step,  which,  however 
daring  and  hazardous,  she  knew  was  absolutely  necessary 
for  trying  the  last  chance  in  favour  of  her  sister.  Without 
departing  from  filial  reverence,  Jeanie  had  an  inward  con- 
viction that  the  feelings  of  her  father,  however  just,  and 
upright,  and  honourable,  were  too  little  in  unison  with  the 
spirit  of  the  time  to  admit  of  his  being  a  good  judge  of  the 
measures  to  be  adopted  in  this  crisis.  Herself  more  flexible 
in  manner,  though  no  less  upright  in  principle,  she  felt 
that  to  ask  his  consent  to  her  pilgrimage  would  be  to 
encounter  the  risk  of  drawing  down  his  positive  prohibition. 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  275 

and  under  that  she  believed  her  journey  could  not  be  blessed 
in  its  progress  and  event.  Accordingly,  she  had  determined 
upon  the  means  by  which  she  might  communicate  to  him 
her  undertaking  and  its  purpose,  shortly  after  her  actual 
departure.  But  it  was  impossible  to  apply  to  him  for  money 
without  altering  this  arrangement,  and  discussing  fully  the 
propriety  of  her  journey ;  pecuniary  assistance  from  that 
quarter,  therefore,  was  laid  out  of  the  question. 

It  now  occurred  to  Jeanie  that  she  should  have  consulted 
with  Mrs.  Saddletree  on  this  subject.  But,  besides  the 
time  that  must  now  necessarily  be  lost  in  recurring  to  her 
assistance,  Jeanie  internally  revolted  from  it.  Her  heart 
acknowledged  the  goodness  of  Mrs.  Saddletree's  general 
character,  and  the  kind  interest  she  took  in  their  family 
misfortunes ;  but  still  she  felt  that  Mrs.  Saddletree  was  a 
woman  of  an  ordinary  and  worldly  way  of  thinking,  incapable, 
from  habit  and  temperament,  of  taking  a  keen  or  enthusi- 
astic view  of  such  a  resolution  as  she  had  formed ;  and  to 
debate  the  point  with  her,  and  to  rely  upon  her  conviction 
of  its  propriety  for  the  means  of  carrying  it  into  execution, 
would  have  been  gall  and  wormwood. 

Butler,  whose  assistance  she  might  have  been  assured  of, 
was  greatly  poorer  than  herself.  In  these  circumstances, 
she  formed  a  singular  resolution  for  the  purpose  of  sur- 
mounting this  difficulty,  the  execution  of  which  will  form 
the  subject  of  the  next  chapter. 


CHAPTER  XXVI. 

'Tis  the  voice  of  the  sluggard,  I've  heard  him  complain, 
"  You  have  waked  me  too  soon,  I  must  slumber  again  ;  " 
As  the  door  on  its  hinges,  so  he  on  his  bed, 
Turns  his  side,  and  his  shoulders,  and  his  heavy  head. 

Dr.  Watts. 

The  mansion-house  of  Dumbiedikes,  to  which  we  are  now  to 
introduce  our  readers,  lay  three  or  four  miles — no  matter  for 
the  exact  topography — to  the  southward  of  St  Leonard's. 
It  had  once  borne  the  appearance  of  some  little  celebrity ; 
for  the  "auld  laird,"  whose  humours  and  pranks  were  often 
mentioned  in  the  alehouses  for  about  a  mile  round  it,  wore 
a  sword,  kept  a  good  horse,  and  a  brace  of  greyhounds ; 
brawled,    swore,    and    betted     at    cock-fights,    and    horse 


276  THE    HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

matches ;  followed  Somerville  of  Drum's  hawks,  and  tlie 
Lord  Ross's  hounds,  and  called  himself  point  devue  a 
gentleman.  But  the  line  had  been  vailed  of  its  splendour 
in  the  present  proprietor,  who  cared  for  no  rustic  amuse- 
ments, and  was  as  saving,  timid,  and  retired,  as  his  father 
had  been  at  once  grasping  and  selfishly  extravagant — daring, 
wild,  and  intrusive. 

Dumbiedikes  was  what  is  called  in  Scotland  a  single 
house  ;  that  is,  having  only  one  room  occupying  its  whole 
depth  from  back  to  front,  each  of  which  single  apartments 
was  illuminated  by  six  or  eight  cross  lights,  whose  diminutive 
panes  and  heavy  frames  permitted  scarce  so  much  light  to 
enter  as  shines  through  one  well -constructed  modern 
window.  This  inartificial  edifice,  exactly  such  as  a  child 
would  build  with  cards,  had  a  steep  roof  flagged  with 
coarse  gray  stones  instead  of  slates  ;  a  half-circular  turret, 
battlemented,  or,  to  use  the  appropriate  phrase,  bartizan'd 
on  the  top,  served  as  a  case  for  a  narrow  turnpike  stair,  by 
which  an  ascent  was  gained  from  storey  to  storey ;  and  at 
the  bottom  of  the  said  turret  was  a  door  studded  with  large- 
headed  nails.  There  was  no  lobby  at  the  bottom  of  the 
tower,  and  scarce  a  landing-place  opposite  to  the  doors 
which  gave  access  to  the  apartments.  One  or  two  low 
and  dilapidated  outhouses  connected  by  a  courtyard  wall 
equally  ruinous  surrounded  the  mansion.  The  court  had 
been  paved,  but  the  flags  being  partly  displaced,  and  partly 
renewed,  a  gallant  crop  of  docks  and  thistles  sprung  up 
between  them,  and  the  small  garden,  which  opened  by  a 
postern  through  the  wall,  seemed  not  to  be  in  a  much  more 
orderly  condition.  Over  the  low-arched  gateway  which  led 
into  the  yard,  there  was  a  carved  stone,  exhibiting  some 
attenipt  at  armorial  bearings  ;  and  above  the  inner  entrance 
hung,  and  had  hung  for  many  years,  the  mouldering  hatch- 
ment, which  announced  that  umquhile  Laurence  Dumbie, 
of  Dumbiedikes,  had  been  gathered  to  his  fathers  in 
Newbattle  kirkyard.  The  approach  to  this  palace  of 
pleasure  was  by  a  road  formed  by  the  rude  fragments  of 
stone  gathered  from  the  fields,  and  it  was  surrounded  by 
ploughed  but  unenclosed  land.  Upon  a  baulk,  that  is,  an 
unploughed  ridge  of  land  interposed  among  the  corn,  the 
Laird's  trusty  palfrey  was  tethered  by  the  head,  and  picking 
a  meal  of  grass.  The  whole  argued  neglect  and  discomfort ; 
the  consequence,  however,  of  idleness  and  indifference,  not 
of  poverty. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  277 

In  this  inner  court,  not  without  a  sense  of  bashfulness 
and  timidity,  stood  Jeanie  Deans,  at  an  early  hour  in  a 
fine  spring  morning.  She  was  no  heroine  of  romance,  and 
therefore  looked  with  some  curiosity  and  interest  on  the 
mansion-house  and  domains,  of  which,  it  might  at  tliat 
moment  occur  to  her,  a  little  encouragement,  such  as 
women  of  all  ranks  know  by  instinct  how  to  apply,  might 
have  made  her  mistress.  Moreover,  she  was  no  person  of 
taste  beyond  her  time,  rank,  and  country,  and  certainly 
thouglu  the  house  of  Dumbiedikes,  though  inferior  to 
Holyrood  House,  or  the  palace  at  Dalkeith,  was  still  a 
stately  structure  in  its  way,  and  the  land  a  "  very  bonnie 
bit,  If  it  were  better  seen  to  and  done  to."  But  Jeanie 
Deans  was  a  plain,  true-hearted,  honest  girl,  who,  while 
she  acknowledged  all  the  splendour  of  her  old  admirer's 
habitation,  and  the  value  of  his  property,  never  for  a 
moment  harboured  a  thought  of  doing  the  Laird,  Butler, 
or  herself,  the  injustice,  which  many  ladies  of  higher  rank 
would  not  have  hesitated  to  do  to  all  tliree,  on  much  less 
temptation. 

Her  present  errand  being  with  the  Laird,  she  looked 
round  the  offices  to  see  if  she  could  find  any  domestic  to 
announce  that  she  wished  to  see  him.  As  all  was  silence, 
she  ventured  to  open  one  door ; — it  was  the  old  Laird's 
dog-kennel,  now  deserted,  unless  when  occupied,  as  one 
or  two  tubs  seemed  to  testify,  as  a  washing-house.  She 
tried  another — It  was  the  roofless  shed  where  the  hawks 
had  been  once  kept,  as  appeared  from  a  perch  or  two  not 
^et  completely  rotten,  and  a  lure  and  jesses  which  were 
mouldering  on  the  wall.  A  third  door  led  to  the  coal- 
house,  which  was  well-stocked.  To  keep  a  very  good  fire, 
was  one  of  the  few  points  of  domestic  management  in  which 
Dumbiedikes  was  positively  active  ;  in  all  other  matters  of 
domestic  economy  he  was  completely  passive,  and  at  the 
mercy  of  his  housekeeper,  the  same  bus<om  dame  whom 
his  father  had  long  since  bequeathed  to  his  charge,  and 
who,  if  fame  did  her  no  injustice,  had  feathered  her  nest 
pretty  well  at  his  expense. 

Jeanie  went  on  opening  doors,  liked  the  second  Calender 
wanting  an  eye,  in  the  castle  of  the  hundred  obliging 
damsels,  until,  like  the  said  prince  errant,  she  came  to  a 
stable.  The  Highland  Pegasus,  Ror\'  Bean,  to  which 
belonged  the  single  entire  stall,  was  her  old  acquaintance, 
whom  she  had  seen  grazing  on  the  baulk,  as  she  failed  not 


278  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

to  recognise  by  the  well-known  ancient  riding  furniture  and 
demi-pique  saddle,  which  half  hung  on  the  walls,  half-trailed 
on  the  litter.  Beyond  the  "  treviss,"  which  formed  one  side 
of  the  stall,  stood  a  cow,  who  turned  her  head  and  lowed 
when  Jeanie  came  into  the  stable,  an  appeal  which  her 
habitual  occupations  enabled  her  perfectly  to  understand, 
and  with  which  she  could  not  refuse  complying,  by  shaking 
down  some  fodder  to  the  animal,  which  had  been  neglected 
like  most  things  else  in  this  castle  of  the  sluggard. 

While  she  was  accommodating  "the  milky  mother"  with 
the  food  which  she  should  have  received  two  hours  sooner,  a 
slip-shod  wench  peeped  into  the  stable,  and  perceiving  that 
a  stranger  was  employed  In  discharging  the  task  which  she, 
at  length,  and  reluctantly,  had  quitted  her  slumbers  to  per- 
form, ejaculated,  "Eh,  sirs!  the  Brownie!  the  Brownie!" 
and  fled,  yelling  as  if  she  had  seen  the  devil. 

To  explain  her  terror,  it  may  be  necessary  to  notice,  that 
the  old  house  of  Dumbiedikes  had,  according  to  report, 
been  long  haunted  by  a  Brownie,  one  of  those  familiar 
spirits,  who  were  believed  in  ancient  times  to  supply  the 
deficiencies  of  the  ordinary  labourer — 

Whirl  the  long  mop,  and  ply  the  airy  flaiL 

Certes,  the  convenience  of  such  a  supernatural  assistant 
could  have  been  nowhere  more  sensibly  felt,  than  in  a 
family  where  the  domestics  were  so  little  disposed  to 
personal  activity ;  yet  this  serving  maiden  was  so  far 
from  rejoicing  m  seeing  a  supposed  aerial  substitute  dis- 
charging a  task  which  she  should  have  long  since  per- 
formed herself,  that  she  proceeded  to  raise  the  family  by 
her  screams  of  horror,  uttered  as  thick  as  if  the  Brownie 
had  been  flaying  her.  Jeanie,  who  had  immediately  resigned 
her  temporary  occupation,  and  followed  the  yelling  damsel 
into  the  courtyard,  in  order  to  undeceive  and  appease  her, 
was  there  met  by  Mrs.  Janet  Balchristie,  the  favourite 
sultana  of  the  last  Laird,  as  scandal  went  —  the  house- 
keeper of  the  present.  The  good-looking  buxom  woman, 
betwixt  forty  and  fifty  (for  such  we  described  her  at  the 
death  of  the  last  Laird),  was  now  a  fat,  red-faced,  old 
dame  of  seventy,  or  thereabouts,  fond  of  her  place,  and 
jealous  of  her  authority.  Conscious  that  her  administra- 
tion did  not  rest  on  so  sure  a  basis  as  in  the  time  of  the 
old  proprietor,  this  considerate  lady  had  introduced  into  the 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  279 

family  the  screamer  aforesaid,  who  added  good  features  and 
bright  eyes  to  the  powers  of  her  lungs.  She  made  no  con- 
quest of  the  Laird,  however,  who  seemed  to  live  as  if  there 
was  not  another  woman  in  the  world  but  Jeanie  Deans,  and 
to  bear  no  very  ardent  or  overbearing  affection  even  to  her. 
Mrs.  Janet  Balchristie,  notwithstanding,  had  her  own  un- 
easy thoughts  upon  the  almost  daily  visits  to  St.  Leonard's 
Crags,  and  often,  when  the  Laird  looked  at  her  wistfully 
and  paused,  according  to  his  custom  before  utterance,  she 
expected  him  to  say,  "Jenny,  I  am  gaun  to  change  my 
condition;"  but  she  was  relieved  by  "Jenny,  I  am  gaun 
to  change  my  shoon." 

Still,  however,  Mrs.  Balchristie  regarded  Jeanie  Deans 
with  no  small  portion  of  malevolence,  the  customary  feeling 
of  such  persons  towards  any  one  who  they  think  has  the 
means  of  doing  them  an  mjury.  But  she  had  also  a 
general  aversion  to  any  female,  tolerably  young,  and 
decently-well-looking,  who  showed  a  wish  to  approach  the 
house  of  Dumbiedikes  and  the  proprietor  thereof.  And  as 
she  had  raised  her  mass  of  mortality  out  of  bed  two  hours 
earlier  than  usual,  to  come  to  the  rescue  of  her  clamorous 
niece,  she  was  in  such  extreme  bad  humour  against  all  and 
sundry,  that  Saddletree  would  have  pronounced,  that  she 
harboured  inimicitiam  contra  omnes  mjortales. 

"  Wha  the  deil  are  ye  ?  "  said  the  fat  dame  to  poor  Jeanie, 
whom  she  did  not  immediately  recognise,  "  scouping  about 
a  decent  house  at  sic  an  hour  in  the  morning  ?  " 

"  It  was  ane  wanting  to  speak  to  the  Laird,"  said  Jeanie, 
who  felt  something  of  the  intuitive  terror  which  she  had 
formerly  entertained  for  this  termagant,  when  she  was 
occasionally  at  Dumbiedikes  on  business  of  her  father's. 

"Ane?  —  And  what  sort  of  ane  are  ye?  —  hae  ye  nae 
name  ? — D'ye  think  his  honour  has  naething  else  to  do 
than  to  speak  wi'  ilka  idle  tramper  that  comes  about  the 
town,  and  him  in  his  bed  yet,  honest  man  ?  " 

"  Dear,  Mrs.  Balchristie,"  replied  Jeanie,  in  a  submissive 
tone,  "  d'ye  no  mind  me? — d'ye  no  mind  Jeanie  Deans  ?  " 

"Jeanie  Deans!"  said  the  termagant,  in  accents 
affecting  the  utmost  astonishment ;  then,  taking  two 
strides  nearer  to  her,  she  peered  into  her  face  with  a 
stare  of  curiosity,  equally  scornful  and  malignant — "I 
say  Jeanie  Deans,  indeed — ^Jeanie  Deevil,  they  had  better 
hae  ca'd  ye  ! — A  bonny  5pot  o'  wark  your  titty  and  you  hae 
madf  out,  murdering  ae  puir  wean,  and  your  light  limmer 


28d  the   heart   of   MID-LOTHIAN. 

of  a  sister's  to  be  hanged  for't,  as  wcel  she  deserves  ! — And 
the  like  o'  you  to  come  to  ony  honest  man's  house,  and 
want  to  be  into  a  decent  bachelor  gentleman's  room  at 
this  time  in  the  morning,  and  him  in  his  bed  ? — Gae  wa', 
gae  wa'  I  " 

Jeanie  was  struck  mute  with  shame  at  the  unfeeling 
brutality  of  this  accusation,  and  could  not  even  find  words 
to  justify  herself  from  the  vile  construction  put  upon  her 
visit,  when  Mrs.  Balchristie,  seeing  her  advantage,  con- 
tinued in  the  same  tone,  "Come,  come,  bundle  up  your 
pipes  and  tramp  awa  wi' ye  ! — ye  may  be  seeking  a  father 
to  another  wean  for  onything  I  ken.  If  it  warna  that  your 
father,  auld  David  Deans,  had  been  a  tenant  on  our  land,  I 
would  cry  up  the  men-folk,  and  hae  ye  dookit  in  the  burn 
for  your  impudence." 

Jeanie  had  already  turned  her  back,  and  was  walking 
towards  the  door  of  the  courtyard,  so  tiiat  Mrs.  Balchristie, 
to  make  her  last  threat  impressively  audible  to  her,  had 
raised  her  stentorian  voice  to  its  utmost  pitch.  But,  like 
many  a  general,  she  lost  the  engagement  by  pressing  her 
advantage  too  far. 

The  Laird  had  been  disturbed  in  his  morning  slumbers 
by  the  tones  of  Mrs.  Balchrislie's  objurgation,  sounds  in 
themselves  by  no  means  uncommon,  but  very  remarkable 
in  respect  to  the  early  hour  at  which  they  were  now  heard. 
He  turned  himself  on  the  other  side,  however,  in  hopes  the 
squall  would  blow  by,  when,  in  the  course  of  Mrs.  Bal- 
christie's  second  explosion  of  wrath,  tlie  name  of  Deans 
distinctly  struck  the  tympanum  of  his  ear.  As  he  was,  in 
some  degree,  aware  of  the  small  portion  of  benevolence 
with  which  his  housekeeper  regarded  the  family  at  St. 
I^onard's,  he  instantly  conceived  that  some  message  from 
thence  was  the  cause  of  this  untimely  ire,  and  getting  out 
of  his  bed,  he  slipt  as  speedily  as  possible  into  an  old  brocaded 
night-gown,  and  some  other  necessary  integuments,  clapped 
on  his  head  his  father's  gold-laced  hat  (for  though  he  was 
seldom  seen  without  it,  yet  it  is  proper  to  contradict  the 
popular  report,  that  he  slept  in  it,  as  Don  Quixote  did  in 
his  helmet),  and  opening  the  window  of  his  bedroom, 
beheld,  to  his  great  astonishment,  the  well-known  figure 
of  Jeanie  Deans  herself  retreating  from  his  gate  ;  while 
his  housekeeper,  with  arms  akimbo,  fists  clenched  and 
extended,  body  erect,  and  head  shaking  with  rage,  sent 
after  her  a  volley  of  Billingsgate   oaths.     His   choler  rose 


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in  proportion  to  the  surprise,  and,  perhaps,  to  the  dis- 
turbance of  his  repose.  "  Hark  ye,"  he  exclaimed  from 
the  window,  "ye  auld  Hmb  of  Satan — wha  the  deil  gies  you 
commission  to  guide  an  honest  man's  daugliter  that  gate  ?  " 

Mrs.  Balchristie  was  completely  caught  In  the  manner. 
She  was  aware,  from  the  unusual  warmth  with  which  the 
Laird  expressed  himself,  that  he  was  quite  serious  in  this 
matter,  and  she  knew  that,  with  all  his  indolence  of  nature, 
there  were  points  on  which  he  might  be  provoked,  and  that 
being  provoked,  he  had  in  him  something  dangerous, 
which  her  wisdom  taught  her  to  fear  accordingly.  She 
began,  therefore,  to  retract  her  false  step  as  fast  as  she 
could.  "She  was  but  speaking  for  the  house's  credit,  and 
she  couldna  think  of  disturbing  his  honour  in  the  morning 
sae  early,  when  the  young  woman  might  as  weel  wait  or 
call  again  ;  and  to  be  sure,  she  might  make  a  mistake 
between  the  twa  sisters,  for  ane  o'  them  wasna  sae  creditable 
an  acquaintance." 

"Hand  your  peace,  ye  auld  jade,"  said  Dumbicdikes ; 
"the  warst  quean  e'er  siude  in  their  shoon  may  ca'  you 
cousin,  an  a'  be  true  that  1  have  heard. — Jeanie,  my  woman, 
gang  into  the  parlour — but  stay,  that  winna  be  redd  up  yet 
— wait  there  a  minute  till  I  come  doun  to  let  ye  in — Dinna 
mind  what  Jenny  says  to  yc." 

"  Na,  na,"  said  Jenny,  vvitli  a  laugh  of  affected  heartiness, 
"  never  mind  me,  lass — a'  the  warld  kens  my  bark's  waur 
than  my  bite — if  ye  had  had  an  appointment  wi'  the  Laird, 
ye  might  hae  tauld  me — I  am  nae  uncivil  person — gang 
your  ways  in  by,  hinny."  And  she  opened  the  door  of  the 
house  with  a  master-key. 

"  But  I  had  no  appointment  wi'  the  Laird,"  said  Jeanie, 
drawing  back  ;  "  I  want  just  to  speak  twa  words  to  him, 
and  I  wad  rather  do  it  standing  here,  Mrs.  Balchristie." 

"In  the  open  court-yard? — Na,  na,  that  would  never 
do,  lass ;  we  nuiunna  guide  ye  that  gate  neither — And 
how's  that  douce  honest  man,  your  father?" 

Jeanie  was  saved  the  pain  of  answering  this  hypocritical 
question  by  the  appearance  of  the  Laird  himself. 

"Gang  in  and  gel  breakfast  ready,"  said  he  to  his  house- 
keeper— "and,  d'ye  hear,  breakfast  wi'  us  yoursell — ye  ken 
how  to  manage  thae  porringers  of  tea-water — and,  hear 
ye,  see  abune  a'  tiiat  tliere's  a  gude  fire. — Weel,  Jeanie, 
my  woman,  gang  in  by — gang  in  by,  and  rest  ye." 

"  Na,   Laird,"  Jeanie  replied,  endeavouring   as  much  as 


28i  fkE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

she  could  to  express  herself  with  composure,  notwith- 
standing she  still  trembled,  "  I  canna  gang  in — I  have  a 
lang  day's  darg  afore  me — I  maun  be  twenty  mile  o'  gate 
the  night  yet,  if  feet  will  carry  me." 

"Guide  and  deliver  us! — twenty  mile — twenty  mile  on 
your  feet ! "  ejaculated  Dumbiedikes,  whose  walks  were 
of  a  very  circumscribed  diameter — "  Ye  maun  never  think 
o'  that — come  in  by." 

"I  canna  do  that,  Laird,"  replied  Jeanie ;  "the  twa 
words  I  hae  to  say  to  ye  I  can  say  here ;  forby  that  Mrs. 
Balchristie " 

"  The  deil  flee  awa  wi'  Mrs.  Balchristie,"  said  Dumbie- 
dikes, "and  he'll  hae  a  heavy  lading  o'  her!  I  tell  ye, 
Jeanie  Deans,  I  am  a  man  of  few  words,  but  I  am  laird 
at  hame,  as  weel  as  in  the  field  ;  deil  a  brute  or  body  about 
my  house  but  I  can  manage  when  I  like,  except  Rory  Bean, 
my  powny ;  but  I  can  seldom  be  at  the  plague,  an  it  binna 
when  my  bluid's  up." 

"  I  was  wanting  to  say  to  ye,  Laird,"  said  Jeanie,  who 
felt  the  necessity  of  entering  upon  her  business,  "that  I 
was  gaun  a  lang  journey,  outby  of  my  father's  knowledge." 

"Outby  his  knowledge,  Jeanie! — Is  that  right?  Ye 
maun  think  o't  again — it's  no  right,"  said  Dumbiedikes, 
with  a  countenance  of  great  concern. 

"  If  I  were  anes  at  Lunnon,"  said  Jeanie,  in  exculpation. 
"  I  am  amalst  sure  I  could  get  means  to  speak  to  the  queen 
about  my  sister's  life." 

"  Lunnon — and  the  queen — and  her  sister's  life  !  "  said 
Dumbiedikes,  whistling  for  very  amazement — "the  lassie's 
demented." 

"  I  am  no  out  o'  my  mind,"  said  she,  "and,  sink  or  swim, 
I  am  determined  to  gang  to  Lunnon,  if  I  suld  beg  my  way 
frae  door  to  door — and  so  I  maun,  unless  ye  wad  lend  me 
a  small  sum  to  pay  my  expenses — little  thing  will  do  it ; 
and  ye  ken  my  father's  a  man  of  substance,  and  wad  see 
nae  man,  far  less  you,  Laird,  come  to  loss  by  me." 

Dumbiedikes,  on  comprehending  the  nature  of  this 
application,  could  scarce  trust  his  ears — he  made  no  answer 
whatever,  but  stood  with  his  eyes  riveted  on  the  ground, 

"I  see  ye  are  no  for  assisting  me,  Laird,"  said  Jeanie  ; 
"sae  fare  ye  weel — and  gang  and  see  my  poor  father  as 
aften  as  ye  can — he  will  be  lonely  eneugh  now." 

"Where  is  the  silly  bairn  gaun?"  said  Dumbiedikes; 
and,  laying  hold  of  her  hand,  he  led  her  into  the  house. 


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"  It's  no  that  I  didna  think  o't  before,"  he  said,  "but  it 
stack  in  my  throat." 

Thus  speaking  to  himself,  he  led  her  into  an  old-fashioned 
parlour,  shut  the  door  behind  them,  and  fastened  it  with 
a  bolt.  While  Jeanie,  surprised  at  this  manoeuvre,  remained 
as  near  the  door  as  possible,  the  Laird  quitted  her  hand, 
and  pressed  upon  a  springf  lock  fixed  in  an  oak  panel  in 
the  wainscoat,  which  instantly  slipped  aside.  An  iron 
strong-box  was  discovered  in  a  recess  of  the  wall ;  he 
opened  this  also,  and,  pulling  out  two  or  three  drawers, 
showed  that  they  were  filled  with  leathern-bags,  full  of  gold 
and  silver  coin. 

"  This  is  my  bank,  Jeanie  lass,"  he  said,  looking  first  at 
her,  and  then  at  the  treasure,  with  an  air  of  great  com- 
placency— "nane  o'  your  goldsmith's  bills  for  me — they 
bring  folk  to  ruin." 

Then  suddenly  changing  his  tone,  he  resolutely  said — 
"Jeanie,  I  will  make  ye  Leddy  Dumbiedikes  afore  the 
sun  sets,  and  ye  may  ride  to  Lunnon  in  your  ain  coach,  if 
ye  like." 

"  Na,  Laird,"  said  Jeanie,  "that  can  never  be — my 
father's  grief — my  sister's  situation  —  the  discredit  to 
you " 

"That's  wy  business,"  said  Dumbiedikes;  "ye  wad  say 
naething  about  that  if  ye  werena  a  fule — and  yet  I  like 
ye  the  better  for't — ae  wise  body's  eneugh  in  the  married 
state.  But  if  your  heart's  ower  fu',  take  what  siller  will 
serve  ye,  and  let  it  be  when  you  come  back  again — as  gude 
syne  as  sune." 

"  But,  Laird,"  said  Jeanie,  who  felt  the  necessity  of  being 
explicit  with  so  extraordinary  a  lover,  "  I  like  another  man 
better  tlian  you,  and  I  canna  marry  ye." 

"Another  man  better  than  me,  Jeanie?"  said  Dumbie- 
dikes— "how  is  that  possible? — It's  no  possible,  woman — 
ye  hae  kend  me  sae  lang. " 

"  Ay  but,  Laird,"  said  Jeanie,  with  persevering  simplicity, 
"  I  hae  kend  him  langer." 

"  Langer  ? — It's  no  possible  !  "  exclaimed  the  poor  Laird. 
"  It  canna  be ;  ye  were  born  on  the  land.  Oh,  Jeanie 
woman,  ye  haena  lookit — ye  haena  seen  the  half  o'  the 
gear."  He  drew  out  another  drawer — "A*  gowd,  Jeanie, 
and  there's  bands  for  siller  lent — And  the  rental  book, 
Jeanie — clear  three  hunder  sterling — deil  a  wadset,  heritable 
band,  or  burden — Ye  haena  lookit  at  them,  woman — And 


284  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

then  my  mother's  wardrobe,  and  my  grandmother's  forby — 
silk  gowns  wad  stand  on  their  ends,  pearlin-lace  as  fine 
as  spiders'  webs,  and  rings  and  ear-rings  to  the  boot  of  a' 
that — they  are  a'  In  the  ciiamber  of  deas — Oh,  Jeanie,  gang 
up  the  stair  and  look  at  them  !  " 

But  Jeanie  held  fast  her  integrity,  though  beset  with 
temptations,  which  perhaps  the  Laird  of  DumbiediUes  did 
not  greatly  err  in  supposing  were  those  most  affecting 
to  her  sex. 

"  It  canna  be,  Laird — I  have  said  it — and  1  canna  break 
my  word  till  him,  if  ye  wad  gie  me  the  haill  barony  of 
Dalkeith,  and  Lugton  into  the  bargain." 

"  Your  word  to  Am,"  said  the  Laird,  somewhat  pettishly  ; 
"but  wha  is  he,  Jeanie? — wha  is  he? — I  haena  heard 
his  name  yet — Come  now,  Jeanie,  ye  are  but  queering  us 
— I  am  no  trowing  that  there  is  sic  a  ane  in  the  warld — ye 
are  but  making  fashion — What  is  he  ? — wha  is  he  ?  " 

"Just  Reuben  Butler,  that's  schulemaster  at  Liberton," 
said  Jeanie. 

"Reuben  Butler!  Reuben  Butler !"  echoed  the  Laird  of 
Dumbiedikes,  pacing  the  apartment  in  high  disdain — 
"  Reuben  Butler,  the  dominie  at  Liberton — and  a  dominie 
depute  too  I — Reuben,  the  son  of  my  cottar  ! — Very  weel, 
Jeanie  lass,  wilfu'  woman  will  hae  her  way — Reuben 
Butler !  he  hasna  in  his  pouch  the  value  o'  the  auld  black 
coat  he  wears — but  it  disna  signify."  And,  as  he  spoke,  he 
shut  successively,  and  with  vehemence,  the  drawers  of  his 
treasury.  "A  fair  offer,  Jeanie,  is  .  nae  cause  of  feud — Ae 
man  may  bring  a  horse  to  the  water,  but  twenty  wunna 
gar  him  drink — And  as  for  wasting  my  substance  on  other 
folk's  joes " 

There  was  something  in  the  last  hint  that  nettled  Jeanie's 
honest  pride.  "  I  was  begging  nane  frae  your  honour," 
she  said  ;  "least  of  a'  on  sic  a  score  as  ye  pit  it  on. — Gude 
morning  to  ye,  sir  ;  ye  hae  been  kind  to  my  father,  and  it 
isna  in  my  heart  to  think  otherwise  than  kindly  of  you." 

So  saying,  she  left  the  room,  without  listening  to  a  faint 
"  But,  Jeanie — Jeanie — stay,  woman  !  "  and  traversing  the 
court-yard  with  a  quick  step,  she  set  out  on  her  forward 
journey,  her  bosom  glowing  with  that  natural  indignation 
and  shame,  which  an  honest  mind  feels  at  having  subjected 
itself  to  ask  a  favour,  which  had  been  unexpectedly  refused. 
When  out  of  the  Laird's  ground,  and  once  niore  upon  the 
public   road,    her   pace   slackened,    her   anger   cooled,    and 


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anxious  anticipations  of  the  consequence  of  this  unexpected 
disappointment  began  to  influence  her  with  other  feeling^s. 
Must  she  tlien  actually  beg  lier  way  to  London?  for  such 
seemed  the  alternative ;  or  must  she  turn  back,  and  solicit 
her  father  for  money  ;  and  by  doing  so  lose  time,  which 
was  precious,  besides  the  risk  of  encountering  his  positive 
prohibition  respecting  her  journey  ?  Yet  she  saw  no  medium 
between  these  alternatives  ;  and,  while  she  walked  slowly 
on,  was  still  meditating  whether  it  were  not  better  to  return. 

While  she  was  thus  in  an  uncertainty,  she  heard  the 
clatter  of  a  horse's  hoofs,  and  a  well-known  voice  calling 
her  name.  She  looked  round,  and  saw  advancing  towards 
her  on  a  pony,  whose  bare  back  and  halter  assorted  ill  with 
the  nightgown,  slippers,  and  laced  cocked-hat  of  the  rider, 
a  cavalier  of  no  less  importance  than  Dumbiedikes  himself. 
In  the  energy  of  his  pursuit,  he  had  overcome  even  the 
Highland  obstinacy  of  Rory  Bean,  and  compelled  the  self- 
willed  palfrey  to  canter  the  way  his  rider  chose  ;  which  Rory, 
however,  performed  with  all  the  symptoms  of  reluctance, 
turning  his  head,  and  accompanying  every  bound  he  made 
in  advance  with  a  sidelong  motion,  which  indicated  his 
extreme  wish  to  turn  round — a  manoeuvre  which  nothing 
but  the  constant  exercise  of  the  Laird's  heels  and  cudgel 
could  possibly  have  counteracted. 

When  the  Laird  came  up  with  Jeanie,  the  first  words  he 
uttered  were — "Jeanie,  they  say  ane  shouldna  aye  take  a 
woman  at  her  first  word  ?  " 

"Ay,  but  ye  maun  take  n:e  at  mine.  Laird,"  said  Jeanie, 
looking  on  the  ground,  and  walking  on  without  a  pause. 
"  I  hae  but  ae  word  to  bestow  on  ony  body,  and  that's  aye 
a  true  ane. " 

"Then,"  said  Dumbiedikes,  "at  least  ye  suldna  aye  take 
a  man  at  his  first  word.  Ye  maunna  gang  this  wilfu'  gate 
sillerless,  come  o't  what  like." — He  put  a  purse  into  her 
hand.  "  I  wad  gie  you  Rory  too,  but  he's  as  wilfu'  as 
yoursell  and  he's  ower  weel  used  to  a  gate  that  maybe  he 
and  I  hae  gaen  ower  aften,  and  he'll  gang  nae  roadelse." 

"But,  Laird,"  said  Jeanie,  "  tliough  Tken  my  father  will 
satisfy  every  penny  of  this  siller,  whatever  there's  o't,  yet  I 
wadna  like  to  borrow  it  frae  ane  that  maybe  thinlcs  of 
something  mair  than  the  paying  o't  back  again." 

"There's  just  twenty-five  guineas  o't,"  said  Dumbiedikes, 
with  a  gentle  sigh,  "  and  whether  your  father  pays  or  disna 
pay,  I    make  ye   free   till't   without  another  word.     Gang 


aSfe  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

where  ye  like— do  what  ye  like — and  marry  a'  the  Butlers 
in  the  country,  gin  ye  like — And  sae,  gude  morning  to 
you,  Jeanie." 

"And  God  bless  you,  Laird,  wi'  mony  a  gude  morning," 
said  Jeanie,  her  heart  more  softened  by  the  unwonted 
generosity  of  this  uncouth  character,  than  perhaps  Butler 
might  have  approved,  had  jie  known  her  feelings  at  that 
moment ;  "  and  comfort,  and  the  Lord's  peace,  and  the  peace 
of  the  world,  be  with  you,  if  we  suld  never  meet  again  !  " 

Dumbiedikes  turned  and  waved  his  hand ;  and  his  pony, 
much  more  willing  to  return  than  he  had  been  to  set  out, 
hurried  him  homewards  so  fast,  that,  wanting  the  aid  of  a 
regular  bridle,  as  well  as  of  saddle  and  stirrups,  he  was  too 
much  puzzled  to  keep  his  seat  to  permit  of  his  looking  behind, 
even  to  give  the  parting  glance  of  a  forlorn  swain.  I  am 
ashamed  to  say,  that  the  sight  of  a  lover,  run  away  with  in 
nightgown  and  slippers  and  a  laced  hat,  by  a  bare-backed 
Highland  pony,  had  something  in  it  of  a  sedative,  even  to 
a  grateful  and  deserved  burst  of  affectionate  esteem.  The 
figure  of  Dumbiedikes  was  too  ludicrous  not  to  confirm 
Jeanie  in  the  original  sentiments  she  entertained  towards 
him. 

"He's  a  gude  creature,"  said  she,  "and  a  kind — it's  a 
pity  he  has  sae  willyard  a  powny."  And  she  immediately 
turned  her  thoughts  to  the  important  journey  which  she 
had  commenced,  reflecting  with  pleasure,  that,  according 
to  her  habits  of  life  and  of  undergoing  fatigue,  she  was  now 
amply  or  even  superfluously  provided  with  the  means  of 
encountering  the  expenses  of  the  road,  up  and  down  from 
London,  and  all  other  expenses  whatever. 


CHAPTER  XXVH. 

What  strang-e  and  wayward  thoughts  will  slido 

Into  a  lover's  head  ; 
"  O  mercy  I "  to  myself  I  cried, 

"  If  Lucy  should  be  dead  ! " 

Wordsworth. 

Im  pursuing  her  solitary  journey,  our  heroine,  soon  after 
passing  the  house  of  Dumbiedikes,  gained  a  little  eminence, 
from  which,  on  looking  to  the  eastward  down  a  prattling 
brook,    whose    meanders    were    shaded    with    straggling 


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willows  and  alder  trees,  she  could  see  the  cottages  of 
Woodend  and  Beersheba,  the  haunts  and  habitation  of  her 
early  life,  and  could  distinguish  the  common  on  which  she 
had  often  herded  sheep,  and  the  recesses  of  the  rivulet  where 
she  had  pulled  rushes  with  Butler,  to  plait  crowns  and 
sceptres  for  her  sister  Effie,  then  a  beautiful  but  spoilt  child, 
of  about  three  years  old.  The  recollections  which  the  scene 
brought  with  them  were  so  bitter,  that,  had  she  indulged 
them,  she  would  have  sat  down  and  relieved  her  heart  with 
tears. 

"But  I  kend,"  said  Jeanie,  when  she  gave  an  account 
of  her  pilgrimage,  "that  greeting  would  do  but  little  good, 
and  that  it  was  niair  beseeming  to  thank  the  Lord,  that  had 
showed  me  kindness  and  countenance  by  means  of  a  man, 
that  mony  ca'd  a  Nabal  and  churl,  but  wha  was  free  of  his 
gudes  to  me  as  ever  the  fountain  was  free  of  stream.  And 
I  minded  the  Scripture  about  the  sin  of  Israel  at  Meribah, 
when  the  people  murmured,  adthough  Moses  had  brought 
water  from  the  dry  rock  that  the  congregation  might  drink 
and  live.  Sae,  I  wad  not  trust  mysell  with  another  look 
at  puir  Woodend,  for  the  very  blue  reek  that  came  out  of  the 
lum-head  pat  me  in  mind  of  the  change  of  market  days 
with  us." 

In  this  resigned  and  Christian  temper  she  pursued  her 
journey,  until  she  was  beyond  this  place  of  melancholy 
recollections,  and  not  distant  from  the  village  where  Butler 
dwelt,  which,  with  its  old-fashioned  church  and  steeple, 
rises  among  a  tuft  of  trees,  occupying  the  ridge  of  an 
eminence  to  the  south  of  Edinburgh.  At  a  quarter  of  a 
mile's  distance  is  a  clumsy  square  tower,  the  residence  of 
the  Laird  of  Liberton,  who,  in  former  times,  with  the 
habits  of  the  predatory  chivalrj'  of  Germany,  is  said  fre- 
quently to  have  annoyed  the  city  of  Edinburgh,  by  intercept- 
ing the  supplies  and  merchandise  which  came  to  the  town 
from  the  southward. 

This  village,  its  tower,  and  its  church,  did  not  lie  precisely 
in  Jeanie's  road  towards  England  ;  but  they  were  not  much 
aside  from  it,  and  the  village  was  the  abode  of  Butler.  She 
had  resolved  to  see  him  in  the  beginning  of  her  journey, 
because  she  conceived  him  the  most  proper  person  to  write 
to  her  father  concerning  her  resolution  and  her  hopes. 
There  was  probably  another  reason  latent  in  her  affection- 
ate bosom.  She  wished  once  more  to  see  the  object  of  so 
early  and  so  sincere  an  attachment,  befor*;  commencing  a 


iS8  "FhE   heart   of    MID-LOTHIAN. 

filgrimage,  the  perils  of  wliich  she  did  not  disguise  from 
erself,  although  she  did  not  allow  them  so  to  press  upon 
her  mind  as  to  diminish  the  strength  and  energy  of  her 
resolution.  A  visit  to  a  lover  from  a  young  person  in  a 
higher  rank  of  life  than  Jeanie's,  would  have  had  something 
forward  and  improper  in  its  character.  But  the  simplicity 
of  her  rural  habits  was  unacquainted  with  these  punctilious 
ideas  of  decorum,  and  no  notion,  therefore,  of  impropriety 
crossed  her  imagination,  as,  setting  out  upon  a  long  journey, 
she  went  to  bid  adieu  to  an  early  Iriend.  .^ 

There  was  still  anotlicr  motive  that  pressed  upon  her  mind 
with  additional  force  as  she  approached  the  village.  She 
had  looked  anxiously  for  Butler  in  the  Court-house,  and  had 
expected  that  certainly,  in  some  part  of  that  eventful  day, 
he  would  have  appeared  to  bring  such  countenance  and 
support  as  he  could  give  to  his  old  friend,  and  the  protector 
of  his  youth,  even  if  her  own  claims  were  laid  aside.  She 
knew,  indeed,  that  he  was  under  a  certain  degree  of  re- 
straint ;  but  she  still  h.ad  hoped  that  he  would  have  found 
rrtcans  to  emancipate  himself  from  it,  at  least  for  one  day. 
In  short,  the  wild  and  wayward  thoughts  which  Wordsworth 
had  described  as  rising  in  an  absent  lover's  imagination 
suggested,  as  the  only  explanation  of  his  absence,  that 
Butler  must  be  very  ill.  And  so  much  had  this  wrought  on 
her  imagination,  that  when  she  approached  the  cottage  in 
which  her  lover  occupied  a  small  apartment,  and  which  had 
been  pointed  out  to  her  by  a  maiden  with  a  milk-pail  on  her 
head,  she  trembled  at  anticipating  the  answer  she  might 
receive  on  inquiring  for  him. 

Her  fears  in  this  case  had,  indeed,  only  hit  upon  the 
truth.  Butler,  whose  constitution  was  naturally  feeble, 
did  not  soon  recover  the  fatigue  of  body  and  distress  of 
mind  which  he  had  suffered,  in  consequence  of  the  tragical 
events  with  which  our  narrative  commenced.  The  painful 
idea  that  his  character  was  breathed  on  by  suspicion,  was 
an  aggravation  to  his  distress. 

But  the  most  cruel  addition  was  the  absolute  prohibition 
laid  by  the  magistrates  on  his  holding  any  communication 
with  Deans  or  his  family.  It  had  unfortunately  appeared 
likely  to  them,  that  some  intercourse  might  be  again 
attempted  with  that  family  by  Robertson,  through  the 
medium  of  Butler,  and  this  they  were  anxious  to  intercept, 
or  prevent,  if  possible.  The  measure  was  not  meant  as 
a  harsh  or  injurious  severity  on  the  part  of  the  magistrates  ; 


THE   HEART   OF   MlD-LOTHlAN.  289 

but,  in  Butler's  circumstances,  it  pressed  cruelly  hard. 
He  felt  he  must  be  suffering  under  the  bad  opinion  of  the 
person  who  was  dearest  to  him,  from  an  imputation  of 
unkind  desertion,  the  most  alien  to  his  nature. 

This  painful  thought,  pressing  on  a  frame  already 
injured,  brought  on  a  succession  of  slow  and  lingering 
feverish  attacks,  which  greatly  impaired  his  health,  and 
at  length  rendered  him  incapable  even  of  the  sedentary 
duties  of  the  school,  on  which  his  bread  depended.  For- 
tunately, old  Mr.  Whackbairn,  who  was  the  principal 
teacher  of  the  little  parochial  establishment,  was  sincerely 
attached  to  Butler.  Besides  that  he  was  sensible  of  his 
merits  and  value  as  an  assistant,  which  had  greatly  raised 
the  credit  of  his  little  school,  the  ancient  pedagogue,  who 
had  himself  been  tolerably  educated,  retained  some  taste 
for  classical  lore,  and  would  gladly  rela.K,  after  the  drudgery 
of  the  school  was  past,  by  conning  over  a  few  pages  of 
Horace  or  Juvenal  with  his  u<;her.  A  similarity  of  taste 
begot  kindness,  and  he  accordingly  saw  Butler's  increasing 
debility  with  great  compassion,  roused  up  his  own  energies 
to  teaching  the  school  in  the  morning  hours,  insisted  upon 
his  assistant's  reposing  himself  at  that  period,  and,  besides, 
supplied  him  with  such  comforts  as  the  patient's  situation 
required,  and  his  means  were  inadequate  to  compass. 

Such  was  Butler's  situation,  scarce  able  to  drag  himself 
to  the  place  where  his  daily  drudgery  must  gain  his  daily 
bread,  and  racked  with  a  thousand  fearful  anticipations 
concerning  the  fate  of  those  who  were  dearest  to  him  in 
the  world,  when  the  trial  and  condemnation  of  Effie  Deans 
put  the  copestone  upon  his  mental  misery. 

He  had  a  particular  account  of  these  events  from  a  fellow- 
student  who  resided  in  the  same  village,  and  who,  having 
been  present  on  the  melancholy  occasion,  was  able  to  place 
it  in  all  its  agony  of  horrors  before  his  excruciated  imagina- 
tion. That  sleep  should  have  visited  his  eyes,  after  such 
a  curfew-ncte,  was  impossible.  A  thousand  dreadful  visions 
haunted  his  imagination  all  night,  and  in  the  morning  he 
was  awaked  from  a  feverish  slumber,  by  the  only  circum- 
stance which  could  have  added  to  his  distress — the  visit 
of  an  intrusive  ass. 

This  unwelcome  visitant  was  no  other  than  Bartoline 
Saddletree.  The  worthy  and  sapient  burgher  had  kept 
his  appointment  at  MacCroskie's,  with  Plumdamas  and 
some  other  neighbours,   to   discuss   the    Duke   of  Argyle's 


ago  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

speech,  the  justice  of  Effie  Deans'  condemnation,  and  the 
improbability  of  her  obtaining  a  reprieve.  This  sage 
conclave  disputed  high  and  drank  deep,  and  on  the  next 
morning  Bartoline  felt,  as  he  expressed  it,  as  if  his  head 
was  like  a  "  confused  progress  of  writs." 

To  bring  its  reflective  powers  to  their  usual  serenity, 
Saddletree  resolved  to  take  a  morning's  ride  upon  a 
certain  hackney,  which  he,  Plumdamas,  and  another 
honest  shopkeeper,  combined  to  maintain  by  joint  sub- 
scription, for  occasional  jaunts  for  the  purpose  of  busi- 
ness or  exercise.  As  Saddletree  had  two  children  boarded 
with  Whackbairn,  and  was,  as  we  have  seen,  rather 
fond  of  Butler's  society,  he  turned  his  palfrey's  head 
towards  Liberton,  and  came,  as  we  have  already  said, 
to  give  the  unfortunate  usher  that  additional  vexation,  of 
which  Imogen  complains  so  feelingly,  when  she  says — 

"  I'm  sprighted  with  a  fool — 
Sprighted  and  anger'd  worse.  " 

If  anything  could  have  added  gall  to  bitterness,  it  was 
the  choice  which  Saddletree  made  of  a  subject  for  his 
prosing  harangues,  being  the  trial  of  Effie  Deans,  and  the 
probability  of  her  being  executed.  Every  word  fell  on 
Butler's  ear  like  the  knell  of  a  death-bell,  or  the  note  of 
a  screech-owl.  Jeanie  paused  at  the  door  of  her  lover's 
humble  abode  upon  hearing  the  loud  and  pompous  tones 
of  Saddletree  sounding  from  the  inner  apartment,  "Credit 
me,  it  will  be  sae,  Mr.  Butler.  Brandy  cannot  save  her. 
She  maun  gang  down  the  Bow  wi'  the  lad  in  the  pioted 
coat  *  at  her  heels. — I  am  sorry  for  the  lassie,  but  the  law, 
sir,  maun  hae  its  course — 

"  Vivat  Rex, 
Currat  Lex, 

as  the  poet  has  it,  in  whilk  of  Horace's  odes  I  know  not." 

Here  Butler  groaned,  in  utter  impatience  of  the  brutality 
and  ignorance  which  Bartoline  had  conti'Ived  to  amalga- 
mate mto  one  sentence.  But  Saddletree,  like  other  prosers, 
was  blessed  with  a  happy  obtuseness  of  perception  con- 
cerning the  unfavourable  impression  which  he  generally 
made  on   his  auditors.      He  proceeded  to  deal   forth  his 

•  The  executioner,  in  n  livery  of  black  or  dark  eT.-iy  .nnd  silver,  likened  by  low  ] 
wit  to  a  magpie. 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN:  29* 

scraps  of  legal  knowledge  without  mercy,  and  concluded 
by  asking  Butler  with  great  self-complacency,  "Was  it 
na  a  pity  my  father  didna  send  me  to  Utrecht?  Havana 
I  missed  the  chance  to  turn  out  as  clarissimus  an  ictus^ 
as  auld  Grunwiggin  himsell  ? — Whatfor  dinna  ye  speak, 
Mr.  Butler?  Wad  I  no  hae  been  a  clarissimtis  ictus? — 
Eh,  man  ?  " 

"I  really  do  not  understand  you,  Mr.  Saddletree,"  said 
Butler,  thus  pushed  hard  for  an  answer.  His  faint  and 
exhausted  tone  of  voice  was  instantly  drowned  in  the 
sonorous  bray  of  Bartoline. 

"No  understand  me,  man? — Ictus  is  Latin  for  a  lawyer, 
is  it  not?  " 

"Not  that  ever  I  heard  of,"  answered  Butler,  in  the 
same  dejected  tone. 

"  The  deil  ye  didna  ! — See,  man,  I  got  the  word  but  this 
morning  out  of  a  memorial  of  Mr.  Crossmyloof's — see, 
there  it  is,  ictus  clarissivius  et  perti — peritissimus — it's  a' 
Latin,  for  it's  printed  in  the  Italian  types." 

"Oh,  you  mean  juris-coTisultus — Ictus  is  an  abbreviation 
iot  juris-consultus. " 

"  Dinna  tell  me,  man,"  persevered  Saddletree,  "  there's 
nae  abbreviates  except  in  adjudications ;  and  this  is  a' 
about  a  servitude  of  water-drap — that  is  to  say,  tiUicidian  * 
(maybe  ye'll  say  that's  no  Latin  neither),  in  Mary  King's 
Close  in  the  High  Street." 

''  Very  likely,"  said  poor  Butler,  overwhelmed  by  the 
noisy  perseverance  of  his  visitor.  "  I  am  not  able  to 
dispute  with  you." 

"  Few  folk  are — few  folk  are,  Mr.  Butler,  though  I  say 
it,  that  shouldna  say  it,"  returned  Bartoline,  with  great 
delight  "  Now,  it  will  be  twa  hours  yet  or  ye're  wanted 
in  the  schule,  and  as  ye  are  no  weel,  I'll  sit  wi'  you  to 
divert  ye,  and  explain  t'ye  the  nature  of  a  tiUicidian.  Ye 
maun  ken,  the  petitioner,  Mrs.  Crombie,  a  verj'  decent 
woman,  is  a  friend  of  mine,  and  I  hae  stude  her  friend 
in  this  case,  and  brought  her  wi'  credit  into  the  court,  and 
I  doubtna  that  in  due  time  she  will  win  out  o't  wi'  credit, 
win  she  or  lose  she.  Ye  see,  being  an  inferior  tenement 
or  laigh  house,  we  grant  ourselves  to  be  burdened  wi' 
the  tillicide,  that  is,  tliat  we  are  obligated  to  receive  the 
natural  water-drap  of  the  superior  tenement,  sae  far  as  the 
same  fa's  frae  the  heavens,  or  the  roof  of  our  neighbour's 

•  He  meant,  probably,  itilUcidium. 


29^^  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

house,  and  from  thence  by  the  gutters  or  eaves  upon  our 
laigh  tenement.  But  the  other  night  comes  a  Highland 
quean  of  a  lass,  and  she  flaslies,  God  kens  what,  out  at 
the  eastmost  window  of  Mrs.  MacPhail's  house,  that's 
the  superior  tenement.  I  believe  the  auld  women  wad 
hae  greed,  for  Luckle  MacPhaii  sent  down  the  lass  to 
tell  my  friend  Mrs.  Crombie  that  she  had  made  the 
gardyloo*  out  of  the  wrang  window,  from  respect  for  twa 
Highlandmen  that  were  speaking  Gaelic  in  the  close 
below  the  right  ana.  But  luckily  for  Mrs.  Crombie,  I 
just  chanced  to  come  In  in  time  to  break  aff  the  com- 
muning, for  it's  a  pity  the  point  suldna  be  tried.  We  had 
Mrs.  MacPliail  Into  the  Ten-Mark  Court — The  Hieland 
llmmer  of  a  lass  wanted  to  swear  herself  free — but  haud 
ye  there,  says  1 " 

The  detailed  account  of  this  Important  suit  might  have 
lasted  until  poor  Butler's  hour  of  rest  was  completely 
exhausted,  bad  not  Saddletree  been  interrupted  by  the 
noise  of  volcos  at  the  door.  The  woman  of  the  house 
where  Butler  lodged,  on  returning  with  her  pitcher  from 
the  well,  whence  she  had  been  fetching  water  for  the 
family,  found  our  heroine  Jeanle  Deans  standing  at  the 
door,  impatient  of  the  prolix  harangue  of  Saddletree,  yet 
unwilling  to  enter  until  he  should  have  taken  his  leave. 

The  good  woman  abridged  the  period  of  hesitation 
by  inquiring,  "Was  ye  wanting  the  gudeman  or  me, 
lass  ?  " 

'•  1  wanted  to  speak  with  Mr.  Butler,  if  he's  at  leisure," 
replied  jeaiile. 

"Gang  in  by  then,  my  woman,"  answered  the  good- 
wife  ;  and  opening  the  door  of  a  room,  she  announced  the 
additional  visitor  with,  "Mr.  Butler,  here's  a  lass  wants 
to  speak  t'ye." 

The  surprise  of  Duller  was  extreme,  when  Jeanle,  who 
seldom  stirred  half  a  mile  from  home,  entered  his  apart- 
ment upon  this  annunciation. 

"Good  God!"  he  said,  starting  from  his  chair,  while 
alarm  restored  to  his  cheek  the  colour  of  which  sick- 
ness had  deprived  it ;  "some  new  misfortune  must  have 
happened  I " 

"  None,  Mr.  Reuben,  but  what  you  must  hae  heard  of — 
but  oh,  ye  are  looking  ill  yoursell  I " — for  "the  hectic  of  a 
moment"  had  not  concealed  from  her  alTectionate  eye  the 

*  Corruption  of  French,  Gai  tiet  df  [ran. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIANT  293 

ravages  which  lingering  disease  and  anxiety  of  mind  had 
made  in  her  lover's  person. 

"No:  I  am  well — quite  well,"  said  Butler,  with  eager- 
ness; "if  I  can  do  anything  to  assist  you,  Jeanie — or  your 
father." 

"Ay,  to  be  sure,"  said  Saddletree;  "the  family  maybe 
considered  as  limited  to  them  twa  now,  just  as  if  Effie 
had  never  been  in  the  tailzie,  puir  thing.  But,  Jeanie  lass, 
what  brings  you  out  to  Liberton  sae  air  in  the  morning, 
and  your  father  lying  ill  in  the  Luckenbooths  ?  " 

"  I  had  a  message  frae  my  father  to  Mr.  Butler,"  said 
Jeanie,  with  embarrassment ;  bv.t  instantly  feeling  ashamed 
of  the  fiction  to  which  she  had  resorted,  for  her  love  of  and 
veneration  for  truth  was  almost  quaker-like,  she  corrected 
herself — "That  is  to  say,  1  wanted  to  speak  with  Mr.  Butler 
about  some  business  of  my  father's  and  puir  Effie's." 

"  Is  it  law  business  ?  "  said  Bartoline  ;  "  because  if  it  be, 
ye  had  better  take  my  opinion  on  the  subject  than  his." 

"It  is  not  just  law  business,"  said  Jeanie,  who  saw 
considerable  inconvenience  might  arise  from  letting  Mr. 
Saddletree  into  the  secret  purpose  of  her  journey;  "but 
I  want  Mr.  Butler  to  write  a  letter  for  me." 

"Very  right,"  said  Mr.  Saddletree;  "and  if  ye'll  tell  me 
what  it  is  about,  I'll  dictate  to  Mr.  Butler  as  Mr.  Cross- 
myloof  does  to  his  clerk. — Get  your  pen  and  ink  in  initialibttSy 
Mr.  Butler." 

Jeanie  looked  at  Butler,  and  wrung  her  hands  with 
vexation  and  impatience. 

"  I  believe,  Nlr.  Saddletree,"  said  Butler,  who  saw  the 
necessity  of  getting  rid  of  him  at  all  events,  "that  Mr. 
•Whackbairn  will  be  somewhat  affronted,  if  you  do  not 
hear  your  boys  called  up  to  their  lessons." 

"  Indeed,  Mr.  Butler,  and  that's  as  true;  and  I  promised 
to  ask  a  half  play-day  to  the  schule,  so  that  the  bairns 
might  gang  and  see  the  hanging,  which  canna  but  have 
a  pleasing  eftect  on  their  young  minds,  seeing  there  is  no 
knowing  what  they  may  come  to  themselves. — Odd  so,  I 
didna  mind  ye  were  here,  Jeanie  Deans  ;  but  ye  maun  use 
yoursell  to  hear  the  matter  spoken  o'. — Keep  Jeanie  here  till 
I  come  back,*Mr.  Butler  ;  I  winna  bide  ten  minutes." 

And  with  this  unwelcome  assurance  of  an  immediate 
return,  he  relieved  them  of  the  embarrassment  of  his 
presence. 

"Reuben,"  said  Jeanie,  who  saw  tlie  necessity  of  using 


294  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

the  interval  of  his  absence  in  discussing  what  had  brought 
her  there,  "  I  am  bound  on  a  lang  journey — I  am  gaun  to 
Lunnon  to  ask  Effie's  life  of  the  king  and  of  the  queen." 

"Jeaniel  you  are  surely  not  yourself,"  answered  Butler, 
in  the  utmost  surprise;  "j'om  go  to  hondon—j'oa  address 
the  king  and  queen." 

"And  what  for  no,  Reuben?"  said  Jeanie,  with  all  the 
composed  simplicity  of  her  character;  "it's  but  speaking 
to  a  mortal  man  and  woman  when  a'  is  done.  And  their 
hearts  maun  be  made  o'  flesh  and  blood  like  other  folk's, 
and  Effie's  story  would  melt  them  were  they  stane.  Forby, 
I  hae  heard  that  they  are  no  sic  bad  folk  as  what  the 
Jacobites  ca'  them." 

"Yes,  Jeanie,"  said  Butler;  "but  their  magnificence — 
their  retinue — the  difficulty  of  getting  audience?  " 

"  1  have  thought  of  a'  that,  Reuben,  and  it  shall  not 
break  my  spirit.  Nae  doubt  their  claiths  will  be  very 
grand,  wi'  their  crowns  on  their  heads,  and  their  sceptres 
in  their  hands,  like  the  great  King  Ahasuerus  when  he 
sat  upon  his  royal  throne  foranent  the  gate  of  his  house, 
as  we  are  told  in  Scripture.  But  I  have  that  within  me 
that  will  keep  my  heart  from  failing,  and  I  am  amaist 
sure  that  I  will  be  strengthened  to  speak  the  errand  I 
came  for. " 

"Alas  !  alas  !  "  said  Butler,  "the  kings  nowadays  do  not 
sit  in  the  gate  to  administer  justice,  as  in  patriarchal  times. 
1  know  as  little  of  courts  as  you  do,  Jeanie,  by  experience ; 
but  by  reading  and  report  I  know,  that  the  King  of  Britain 
does  everything  by  means  of  his  ministers.^" 

"  And  if  they  be  upright.  God-fearing  ministers,"  said 
Jeanie,  "  it's  sae  muckle  the  better  chance  for  EflFie  and  me. 'J 

"  But  you  do  not  even  understand  the  most  ordinary 
words  relating  to  a  court,"  said  Butler;  "by  the  ministry 
is  meant  not  clergymen,  but  the  king's  official  servants." 

"Nae  doubt,"  returned  Jeanie,  "he  maun  hae  a  great 
number  mair,  I  daur  to  say,  th.in  the  Duchess  has  at 
Dalkeith,  and  great  folk's  servants  are  aye  mair  saucy 
than  themselves.  But  I'll  be  decently  put  on,  and  I'll 
offer  them  a  trifle  o'  siller,  as  if  I  came  to  see  the  palace. 
Or,  if  they  scruple  that,  I'll  tell  them  I'rrt  come  on  a 
business  of  life  and  death,  and  then  they  will  surely  bring 
me  to  speech  of  the  king  and  queen  ?  " 

Butler  shook  his  head.  "  Oh,  Jeanie,  this  is  entirely  a 
wild  dream.      You  can  never  see  them  but  through  sonte 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  295 

great  lord's  intercession,  and  T  think  it  is  scarce  possible 
even  then." 

"  Weel,  but  maybe  I  can  get  that  too,"  said  Jeanie,  "  with 
a  little  helping  from  you." 

"  From  me,  Jeanie !  this  is  the  wildest  imagination  of  all." 

"Ay,  but  it  is  not,  Reuben.  Havena  I  heard  you  say, 
that  your  grandfather  (that  my  father  never  likes  to  hear 
about)  did  some  gude  langsyne  to  the  forbear  of  this 
MacCallummore,  when  he  was  Lord  of  Lorn  ?  " 

"He  did  so,"  said  Butler  eagerly,  "and  I  can  prove  it. 
— I  will  write  to  the  Duke  of  .^rgyle — report  speaks  him  a 
good  kindly  man,  as  he  is  known  for  a  brave  soldier  and 
true  patriot — I  will  conjure  him  to  stand  between  your 
sister  and  this  cruel  fate.  There  is  but  a  poor  chance  of 
success,  but  we  will  try  all  means." 

"We  must  try  all  means,"  replied  Jeanie;  "  but  writing 
winna  do  it — a  letter  canna  look,  and  pray,  and  beg,  and 
beseech,  as  the  human  voice  can  do  to  the  human  lieart  A 
letter's  like  the  music  that  the  ladies  have  for  their  spinets — 
naething  but  black  scores,  compared  to  the  same  tune  played 
or  sung.  It's  word  of  mouth  maun  do  it,  or  naething, 
Reuben." 

"You  are  right,"  said  Reuben,  recollecting  his  firmness, 
"and  1  will  hope  that  Heaven  has  suggested  to  your  kind 
heart  and  firm  courage  the  only  possible  means  of  saving 
the  life  of  this  unfortunate  fglrl.  But,  Jeanie,  you  must 
not  take  this  most  perilous  journey  alone  ;  I  have  an 
interest  in  you,  and  I  will  not  agree  tliat  my  Jeanie 
throws  herself  away.  You  must  even,  in  the  present 
circumstances,  give  me  a  husband's  right  to  protect  you, 
and  I  will  go  with  you  myself  on  this  journey,  and  assist 
you  to  do  your  duty  by  your  family." 

"Alas,  Reuben  I"  said  Jeanie,  in  her  turn,  "this  must 
not  be ;  a  pardon  will  not  gie  my  sister  her  fair  fame 
again,  or  make  me  a  bride  fitting  for  an  honest  man  and 
an  usefu'  minister.  Wha  wad  mind  what  he  said  in  the 
pu'pit,  that  had  to  wife  the  sister  of  a  woman  that  was 
condemned  foPsic  wickedness  !  " 

"  But,  Jeanie,"  pleaded  her  lover,  "  I  do  not  believe,  and 
I  cannot  believe,  that  Eflfie  has  done  this  deed." 

"Heaven  bless  you  for  saying  sae,  Reuben!"  answered 
Jeanie  ;  "but  she  maun  bear  the  blame  o't,  after  all." 

"But  that  blame,  were  it  even  justly  laid  on  her,  does 
not  fall  on  you  ?  " 


296  THE   HEART   OF    MID-LOTHIAN. 

"Ah,  Reuben,  Reuben,"  replied  the  young  woman,  "ye 
ken  it  is  a  blot  that  spreads  to  kith  and  kin. — Ichabod — 
as  my  poor  father  says — tlie  glory  is  departed  from  our 
house ;  for  the  poorest  man's  house  has  a  glory,  where 
there  are  true  hands,  a  divine  heart,  and  an  honest  fame 
— And  the  last  has  gane  frae  us  a'." 

"But,  Jeanie,  consider  your  word  and  plighted  faith  to 
me  ;  and  would  ye  undertake  such  a  journey  without  a 
man  to  protect  you?  —  and  who  should  that  protector  be 
but  your  husband  ?  " 

"You  are  kind  and  good,  Reuben,  and  wad  take  me  wi' 
a'  my  shame,  I  doubtna.  But  ye  canna  but  own  that  this 
is  no  time  to  marry  or  be  given  in  marriage.  Na,  if  that 
suld  ever  be,  it  maun  be  in  another  and  a  better  season. 
— And,  dear  Reuben,  ye  speak  of  protecting  me  on  my 
journey — Alas  !  who  will  protect  and  take  care  of  you  ? — 
your  very  limbs  tremble  with  standing  for  ten  minutes  on 
the  floor;  how  could  you  undertake  a  journey  as  far  as 
Lunnon  ? " 

"  But  I  am  strong — I  am  well,"  continued  Butler,  sinking 
in  his  seat  totally  exhausted,  "at  least  I  shall  be  quite  well 
to-morrow." 

"Ye  see,  and  ye  ken,  yc  maun  just  let  me  depart,"  said 
Jeanie,  after  a  pause ;  and  then  taking  his  extended  hand, 
and  gazing  kindly  in  his  face,  she  added,  "  It's  e'en  a  grief 
the  mair  to  me  to  see  you  In  this  way.  But  ye  maun  keep 
up  your  heart  for  Jeanie's  sake,  for  If  she  isna  your  wife, 
she  will  never  be  the  wife  of  living  man.  And  now  gie  me 
the  paper  for  MacCallummore,  and  bid  God  speed  me  on 
my  way." 

There  was  something  of  romance  in  Jeanie's  venturous 
resolution  ;  yet,  on  consideration,  as  it  seemed  impossible 
to  alter  it  by  persuasion,  or  to  give  her  assistance  but  by 
advice,  Butler,  after  some  further  debate,  put  into  her  liands 
the  paper  she  desired,  which,  with  the  muster-roll  in  which 
it  was  folded  up,  were  the  sole  memorials  of  the  stout  and 
enthusiastic  Bible  Butler,  his  grandfather.  While  Butler 
sought  this  document,  Jeanie  had  time  \fi  take  up  his 
pocket  Bible.  "  I  have  marked  a  scripture,"  she  said,  as 
she  again  laid  it  down,  "with  your  kylevine  pen,  that  will 
be  useful  to  us  balth.  And  ye  maun  tak  the  trouble, 
Reuben,  to  write  a'  this  to  my  father,  for,  God  help  me, 
I  have  neither  head  nor  hand  for  lang  letters  at  ony  time, 
foiby  now  ;  and   I   trust  him  entirely  to  you,  and  I  trust  you 


THE   HEART   OK   MID-LOTHIAN.  297 

will  soon  be  permitted  to  see  him.  And  Reuben,  when  ve 
do  win  to  the  speech  o'  him,  mind  a'  the  auld  man's  bits 
o'  ways,  for  Jeanie's  sake  ;  and  dinna  speak  o'  Latin  or 
English  terms  to  him,  for  he's  o'  the  auld  warld,  and 
downa  bide  to  be  fashed  wi'  them,  though  I  dare  say  he 
may  be  wrang.  And  dinna  ye  say  muckle  to  him,  but  set 
him  on  speaking  himsell,  for  he'll  bring  himsell  mair 
comfort  that  way.  And  oh,  Reuben,  the  poor  lassie  in 
yon  dungeon ! — but  I  ncedna  bid  your  kind  heart — gie  her 
what  comfort  ye  can  as  soon  as  they  will  let  ye  see  her — tell 
her — But  I  maunna  speak  mair  about  her,  for  I  maunna 
take  leave  o'  ye  wi'  the  tear  in  my  ee,  for  that  wadna  be 
canny. — God  bless  ye,  Reuben  !  " 

To  avoid  so  ill  an  omen  she  lefl  the  room  hastily,  while 
her  features  yet  retained  the  mournful  and  afTectionate  smile 
which  she  had  compelled  them  to  wear,  in  order  to  support 
Butler's  spirits. 

It  seemed  as  if  the  power  of  siglit,  of  speech,  and  of 
reflection,  had  left  him  as  she  disappeared  from  the  room, 
which  she  had  entered  and  retired  from  so  like  an  appari- 
tion. Saddletree,  who  entered  immediately  afterwards, 
overwhelmed  him  with  questions,  which  he  answered 
without  understanding  them,  and  with  legal  disquisitions, 
which  conveyed  to  him  no  iota  of  meaning.  At  length  the 
learned  burgess  recollected  that  there  was  a  Baron  Court  to 
be  held  at  Loanhead  that  day,  and  though  it  was  hardly 
worth  while,  "  he  might  as  wecl  go  to  see  if  there  was 
onything  doing,  as  he  was  acquainted  with  the  b.iron- 
bailie,  who  was  a  decent  man,  and  would  be  glad  of  a  word 
of  legal  advice." 

As  soon  as  he  departed,  Butler  flrw  to  the  Bible,  the  last 
book  which  Jeanie  had  touched.  To  his  extreme  surprise, 
a  paper,  containing  two  or  three  pieces  of  gold,  dropped 
from  the  book.  With  a  black-lead  pencil  she  had  marked 
the  sixteenth  and  twenty-fifth  verses  of  the  thirty-seventh 
Psalm — "A  little  that  a  righteous  man  hath,  is  better 
than  the  riches  of  the  wicked." — "I  have  been  young  and 
am  now  old,  yet  have  I  not  seen  the  righteous  forsaken,  nor 
his  seed  begging  their  bread." 

Deeply  impressed  with  the  affectionate  delicacy  which 
shrouded  its  own  generosity  under  the  cover  of  a  provi- 
dential supply  to  his  wants,  he  pressed  the  gold  to  his  lips 
with  more  ardour  than  ever  the  metal  was  greeted  with  by 
a  miser.     To  emulate  her  devout  firmness  and  confidence 


398  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

seemed  now  the  pitch  of  his  ambitiun,  and  his  first  task 
was  to  write  an  account  to  David  Deans  of  his  daughter's 
resolution  and  journey  southward.  He  studied  every  senti- 
ment, and  even  every  phrase,  which  he  thought  could 
reconcile  the  old  man  to  her  extraordinary  resolution. 
The  effect  which  this  epistle  produced  will  be  hereafter 
adverted  to.  Butler  committed  it  to  the  charge  of  an 
honest  clown,  who  had  frequent  dealings  with  Deans  in 
the  sale  of  his  dairy  produce,  and  who  readily  undertook  a 
journey  to  Edinburgh,  to  put  the  letter  into  his  own  hands.* 


CHAPTER   XXVni. 

My  native  land,  good  night ! 

Lord  Byron. 

In  the  present  day,  a  journey  from  Edinburgh  to  London 
is  a  matter  at  once  safe,  brief,  and  simple,  however  inex- 
perienced or  unprotected  the  traveller.  Numerous  coaches 
of  different  rates  of  charge,  and  as  many  packets,  are 
perpetually  passing  and  repassing  betwixt  the  capital  of 
Britain  and  her  northern  sister,  so  that  the  most  timid  or 
indolent  may  execute  such  a  journey  upon  a  few  hours' 
notice.  But  it  was  different  in  1737.  So  slight  and 
infrequent  was  then  the  intercourse  betwixt  London  and 
Edinburgh,  that  men  still  alive  remember  that  upon  one 
occasion  the  mail  from  the  former  city  arrived  at  the 
General  Post-Office  in  Scotland,  with  only  one  letter  in 
it.t  The  usual  mode  of  travelling  was  by  means  of  post- 
horses,  the  traveller  occupying  one  and  his  guide  another, 
in  which  manner,  by  relays  of  horses  from  stage  to  stage, 
the  journey  might  be  accomplished  in  a  wonderfully  short 
time  by  those  who  could  endure  fatigue.  To  have  the  bones 
shaken  to  pieces  by  a  constant  change  of  those  hacks  was  a 
luxury  for  the  rich — the  poor  were  under  the  necessity  of 
using  the  mode  of  conveyance  with  which  nature  hud 
provided  them. 

With  a  strong  heart,  and  a  frame  patient  of  fatigue, 
Jeanie  Deans,  travelling  at  the  rate  of  twenty  miles  a-day, 

•  By  dint  of  .nssiduous  research  I  am  enabled  to  certiorate  the  reader,  that 
the  name  of  this  person  wa»  Saunders  Broadfoot,  and  that  he  dealt  in  the 
w  holcsome  commodity  called  kirn-milk  {Attg^h'cd,  butter-milk). — ^J.C. 

t  The  fact  is  certain.  The  Ringle  epistle  was  addresseid  to  the  principal 
director  of  the  British  Linen  Company.     (S.) 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  299 

and  sometimes  farther,  traversed  the  soutliern  part  of 
Scotland,  and  advanced  as  far  as  Durham. 

Hitherto  she  had  iaeen  either  among-  her  own  countrj-folk, 
or  those  to  whom  her  bare  feet  and  tartan  screen  were 
objects  too  familiar  to  attract  much  attention.  But  as 
she  advanced,  she  perceived  that  both  circumstances  ex- 
posed her  to  sarcasm  and  taunts,  which  she  might  other- 
wise have  escaped  ;  and  although  in  her  heart  she  thought 
it  unkind,  and  inhospitable,  to  sneer  at  a  passing  stranger 
on  account  of  the  fashion  of  her  attire,  yet  she  had  the  good 
sense  to  alter  those  parts  of  her  dress  which  attracted  ill- 
natured  observation.  Her  chequed  screen  was  deposited 
carefully  in  her  bundle,  and  she  conformed  to  the  national 
extravagance  of  wearing  shoes  and  stockings  for  the  whole 
day.  She  confessed  afterwards,  that,  "besides  the  wastrife, 
it  was  lang  or  she  could  walk  sae  comfortably  with  the  shoes 
as  without  them  ;  but  there  was  often  a  bit  saft  heather  by 
the  roadside,  and  that  helped  her  weel  on."  The  want 
of  the  screen,  which  was  drawn  over  the  head  like  a 
veil,  she  supplied  by  a  bon-grace,  as  she  called  it ;  a 
large  straw  bonnet,  like  those  worn  by  the  English 
maidens  when  labouring  In  the  fields.  "But  I  thought 
unco  shame  o'  mysell,"  she  said,  "the  first  time  I 
put  on  a  married  woman's  hon-grace,  and  me  a  single 
maiden." 

With  these  changes,  she  had  little,  as  she  said,  to  make 
"her  kenspeckle  when  she  didna  speak,"  but  her  accent 
and  language  drew  down  on  her  so  many  jests  and  gibes, 
couched  in  a  worse  patois  by  far  than  her  own,  that  she 
soon  found  it  was  her  interest  to  talk  as  little  and  as 
seldom  as  possible.  She  answered,  therefore,  civil  saluta- 
tions of  chance  passengers  with  a  civil  curtsey,  and  chose, 
with  anxious  circumspection,  such  places  of  repose  as 
looked  at  once  most  decent  and  sequestered.  She  found 
the  common  people  of  England,  although  inferior  in 
courtesy  to  strangers,  such  as  was  then  practised  in  her 
own  more  unfrequented  country,  yet,  upon  the  whole,  by 
no  means  deficient  in  the  real  duties  of  hospitality.  She 
readily  obtained  food  and  shelter,  and  protection  at  a  verj' 
moderate  rate,  which  sometimes  the  generosity  of  mine  host 
altogether  declined,  with  a  blunt  apology — "  Thee  hast  a 
long  way  afore  thee,  lass  ;  and  I'se  ne'er  take  penny  out  o' 
a  single  woman's  purse  ;  it's  tlie  best  friend  thou  can  have 
on  the  road. " 


300  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

It  often  happened,  too,  that  mine  hostess  was  struck 
with  "the  tidy,  nice  Scotch  body,"  and  procured  her  an 
escort,  or  a  cast  in  a  wagon,  for  some  part  of  the  way, 
or  gave  her  useful  advice,  and  recommendation  respecting 
her  resting-places. 

At  York  our  pilgrim  stopped  for  the  best  part  of  a  day — 
partly  to  recruit  her  strength — partly  because  she  had  the 
good  luck  to  obtain  a  lodging  in  an  inn  kept  by  a  country- 
woman— partly  to  indite  two  letters  to  her  father  and 
Reuben  Butler  ;  an  operation  of  some  little  difficulty,  her 
habits  being  by  no  means  those  of  literary  composition. 
That  to  her  father  was  in  the  following  words  : — 

"  Dearest  Father, — I  make  my  present  pilg^rimagfe  more 
heavy  and  burdensome,  through  tlie  sad  occasion  to  reflect  that 
it  is  witliout  your  knowledge,  which,  God  knows,  was  lar  con- 
trary to  my  heart  ;  for  Scripture  says,  that  '  the  vow  of  the 
daughter  should  not  be  binding  without  the  consent  of  the 
iather,'  wherein  it  may  be  I  have  been  guilty  to  tak  this  wearie 
journey  without  your  consent.  Nevertiieless,  it  was  borne  in 
upon  my  mind  that  I  should  be  an  instrument  to  help  my  poor 
sister  in  this  extremity  of  needccssity,  otherwise  I  wad  not, 
for  wealth  or  for  world's  gear,  or  for  the  haill  lands  of 
Da'keith  and  Lugton,  have  done  the  like  o'  this,  without  your 
free  will  and  knowledge.  Oh,  dear  father,  as  ye  wad  desire  a 
blessing  on  my  journey,  and  upon  your  household,  speak  a  word 
or  write  a  line  of  comfort  to  yon  poor  prisoner.  If  she  has 
sinned,  she  has  sorrowed  and  suiTered,  and  ye  ken  better  than 
me,  that  we  maun  forgie  others,  as  we  pray  to  be  forgien.  Dear 
father,  forgive  my  saying  this  muckle,  for  it  doth  not  become  a 
young  liead  to  instruct  gray  hairs  ;  but  I  am  sae  far  frae  ye, 
that  my  heart  yearns  to  ye  a",  and  fain  wad  I  hear  that  ye  had 
forgien  her  trespass,  and  sae  I  nae  doubt  say  mair  than  may 
become  me.  The  folk  here  are  civil,  and,  like  the  barbarians 
unto  the  holy  apostle,  hac  shown  me  much  kindness;  and  there 
are  a  sort  of  chosen  people  in  the  land,  for  they  hae  some  kirks 
without  organs  that  are  like  ours,  and  are  called  meeling-houses, 
where  the  minister  preaches  without  a  gown.  But  most  of  the 
country  are  prelatists,  whilk  is  awfu'  to  think  ;  and  I  saw  twa 
men  that  were  ministers  following  hunds,  as  bauld  as  Roslin  or 
Driden,  the  young  Laird  of  Loup-the-dike,  or  ony  wild  gallant 
in  Lothian.  A  sorrowfu'  sight  to  behold  !  Oh,  dear  father, 
may  a  blessing  be  with  your  down-lying  and  up-rising,  and 
remember  in  your  prayers  your  affectionate  daughter  to 
command, 

"Jean  Deans." 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  301 

i  A  postscript  bore, — 

"I  learned  from  a  decent  woman,  a  grazier's  widow,  that 
they  hae  a  cure  for  the  muir-ill  *  in  Cumberland,  whilk  is  ane 
pint,  as  they  ca't,  of  yill.t  whilk  is  a  dribble  in  comparison  of 
our  g'awsie  t  Scots  pint,  and  hardly  a  mutchkin,  boii"d  wi"  sope 
and  hartsiiorn  draps,  and  loomed  down  the  creature's  throat  wi' 
ane  whom.  Ye  might  trj'  it  on  the  bauson-faced  §  year-auld 
quey  ;  an  it  does  nae  g'ude,  it  can  do  nae  ill. — Slie  was  a  kind 
woman,  and  seemed  skeely  about  horned  beasts.  When  I  re.ich 
Lunnon,  I  intend  to  ga.ng  to  our  cousin.  Mistress  Glass,  the 
tobacconist,  at  the  sign  o'  the  Tiiistle,  wha  is  so  ceevil  as  to 
send  you  down  your  spleuchan-fu"  y  ance  a  )'ear ;  and  as  she 
must  be  weel  kend  in  Lunnon,  I  doubt  not  easily  to  find  out 
where  she  lives." 

Being  seduced  into  betraying  our  heroine's  confidence 
thus  far,  we  will  stretch  our  communication  a  step  beyond, 
and  impart  to  the  reader  her  letter  to  lier  lover. 

"  Mr.  Reuben  Butler, — Hoping-  this  will  find  you  better,  this 
comes  to  say,  that  I  have  reached  this  great  town  safe,  and  am 
not  wearied  with  walking,  but  the  better  for  it.  And  I  have 
seen  many  things  which  I  trust  to  tell  you  one  day.  also  the 
muckle  kirk  of  this  place  ;  an<l  all  around  the  city  are  mills, 
whilk  havena  muckle-wheels  nor  mill-dams,  but  gang  b}'  the 
•wind — strange  to  behold.  Ane  miller  asked  me  to  gang  in  and 
see  it  work,  but  I  wad  not,  for  I  am  not  come  to  the  south  to 
make  acquaintance  with  strangers.  I  Ucep  the  straight  road, 
and  just  beck  if  onybody  spe>iks  to  me  ceevilly,  and  answers 
naebody  with  the  long  but  women  of  mine  ain  sect.  I  wish.  Mr. 
Butler,  I  kend  onything  that  wad  mak  ye  weel,  for  they  hae 
raair  medicines  in  this  to«n  of  York  than  wad  cure  a'  Scotland, 
and  surely  some  of  them  wad  be  gude  for  your  complaints.  If 
ye  had  a  kindly  motherly  body  to  nurse  ye,  and  no  to  let  ye 
waste  yoursel'  wi'  reading — whilk  ye  read  mair  than  eneuch 
with  the  bairns  in  the  schule — and  to  gie  }-e  warm  milk  in  the 
morning,  1  wad  be  mair  easy  for  ye.  Dear  Mr.  Butler,  keep 
a  good  heart,  for  we  are  in  the  hands  of  Ane  that  kens  belter 
what  is  gude  for  us  than  we  ken  what  is  for  oursel's.  1  hae  nae 
doubt  to  do  that  for  which  I  am  come — I  canna  doubt  it — I 
winna  think  to  doubt  it — because,  if  I  haena  full  assurance,  how 
shall  I  bear  myself  with  earnest  entreaties  in  the  great  Iblk's 
presence?  But  to  ken  that  ane's  purpose  is  right,  and  to  make 
their  heart  strong,  is  the  way  to  get  through  the  warst  day's 

•  A  form  of  cattle  disease.  t  Ale.  J  Jolly. 

{  Having  a  white  spot  on  forehead.  |  Tobacco  po\ich. 


302  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

darg.*  The  bairns'  rime  says,  the  warst  blast  of  the  borrowing 
dayst  couldna  kill  the  three  silly  poor  hog-lambs.  And  if  it  be 
God's  pleasure,  we  that  are  sindered  in  sorrow  may  meet  again 
in  joy,  even  on  this  hither  side  of  Jordan.  I  dinna  bid  ye  mind 
what  I  said  at  our  partin'  anent  fmy  poor  father  and  that  mis- 
fortunate  lassie,  for  I  ken  you  will  do  sae  for  the  sake  of 
Christian  charity,  whilk  is  mair  than  the  entreaties  of  her  that 
is  your  servant  to  command,  Jeanie  Deans." 

This  letter  also  had  a  postscript 

"Dear  Reuben,— If  ye  think  that  it  wad  hae  been  right  for 
me  to  have  said  mair  and  kinder  things  to  ye,  just  think  that  I 
hae  written  sae,  since  I  am  sure  that  I  wish  a'  that  is  kind  and 
right  to  ye  and  by  ye.  Ye  will  think  I  am  turned  waster,  for  I 
wear  clean  hose  and  shoon  every  day  ;  but  it's  the  fashion  here 
for  decent  bodies,  and  ilka  land  has  its  ain  land-law.  Ower  and 
aboon  a',  if  laughing  days  were  e'er  to  come  back  again  till  us, 
ye  wad  laugh  weel  to  see  my  round  face  at  the  far  end  of  a 
strae  bon-grace,  that  looks  as  muckle  and  round  as  the  mlddell 
aisle  in  Libberton  Kirk.  But  it  sheds  the  sun  weel  aff,  and 
keeps  uncivil  folk  frae  staring  as  if  ane  were  a  worrycow,  I 
sail  tell  ye  by  writ  how  I  come  on  wi'  the  Duke  of  Argyle,  when 
I  won  up  to  Lunnon.  Direct  a  line,  to  say  how  ye  are,  to  me, 
to  the  charg-e  of  Mrs.  Margaret  Glass,  tobacconist,  at  the  sign 
of  the  Thistle,  Lunnon,  whilk,  if  it  assures  me  of  your  health, 
will  make  my  mind  sae  muckle  easier.  Excuse  bad  spelling  and 
writing,  as  I  have  ane  ill  pen." 

The  orthography  of  these  epistles  may  seem  to  the 
southron  to  require  a  better  apology  than  the  letter  expresses, 
though  a  bad  pen  was  the  excuse  of  a  certain  Galwegian 
laird  for  bad  spelling ;  but,  on  behalf  of  the  heroine,  1 
would  have  them  to  know,  that,  thanks  to  the  care  of 
Butler,  Jeanie  Deans  wrote  and  spelled  fifty  times  better 
than  half  the  women  of  lank  in  Scotland  at  that  period, 
whose  strange  orthography  and  singular  diction  form  the 
strongest  contrast  to  the  good  sense  which  their  corre- 
spondence usually  intimates. 

For  the  rest,  in  the  tenor  of  these  epistles,  Jeanie  ex- 
pressed, perhaps,  more  hopes,  a  firmer  courage,  and  better 
spirits,    than   she    actually   felt.       But  this   was   with   the 

•  Work. 

\  The  three  List  days  of  March,  old  style,  are  called  the  Borrowing  Days  ; 
for  as  they  are  remarked  to  be  unusually  stormy,  it  is  feigned  that  March  had 
borrowed  them  from  April,  to  extend  the  sphere  of  his  rougher  sway.  The 
rhyme  on  the  subject  is  quoted  in  Leydcn  s  edition  of  the  "  Complaynt  of 
Scotland. 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  303 

amiable  idea  of  relieving  her  father  and  lover  from  appre- 
hensions on  her  account,  which  she  was  sensible  must 
greatly  add  to  their  other  troubles.  •'  If  they  think  me 
weel,  and  like  to  do  weal,"  said  the  poor  pilgrim  to  herself, 
"  my  father  will  be  kinder  to  Effie,  and  Butler  will  be  kinder 
to  himself.  For  I  ken  weel  that  they  will  think  mair  o'  me 
than  I  do  o'  mysell." 

Accordingly,  she  sealed  her  letters  carefully,  and  put 
them  into  the  post-office  with  her  own  hand,  after  many 
inquiries  concerning  the  time  in  which  they  were  likely 
to  reach  Edinburgh.  When  this  duty  was  performed,  she 
readily  accepted  her  landlady's  pressing  invitation  to  dine' 
with  her,  and  remain  till  the  next  morning.  The  hostess, 
as  we  have  said,  was  her  countrywoman,  and  the  eagerness 
with  which  Scottish  people  meet,  communicate,  and,  to 
the  extent  of  their  power,  assist  each  other,  although  it  is 
often  objected  to  us  as  a  prejudice  and  narrowness  of 
sentiment,  seems,  on  the  contrary,  to  arise  from  a  most 
justifiable  and  honourable  feeling  of  patriotism,  combined 
with  a  conviction,  which,  if  undeserved,  would  long  since 
have  been  confuted  by  experience,  that  the  habits  and 
principles  of  the  nation  are  a  sort  of  guarantee  for  the 
character  of  the  individual.  At  any  rate,  if  the  extensive 
influence  of  this  national  partialitjf  be  considered  as  an 
additional  tie,  binding  man  to  man,  and  calling  forth  the 
good  offices  of  such  as  can  render  them  to  the  countryman 
who  happens  to  need  them,  we  think  it  must  be  found  to 
exceed,  as  an  active  and  efficient  motive  to  generosity,  that 
more  impartial  and  wider  principle  of  general  benevolence, 
which  we  have  sometimes  seen  pleaded  as  an  excuse  for 
assisting  no  individual  whatever. 

Mrs.  Bickerton,  lady  of  the  ascendant  of  the  Seven 
Stars,  in  the  Castle-gate,  York,  was  deeply  infected  with 
the  unfortunate  prejudices  of  her  country.  Indeed,  she 
displayed  so  much  kindness  to  Jeanie  Deans  (because 
she  herself,  being  a  Merse  woman,  marched*  with  Mid- 
Lothian,  in  which  Jeanie  was  born),  showed  such  motherly 
regard  to  her,  and  such  anxiety  for  her  farther  progress, 
that  Jeanie  thought  herself  safe,  though  by  temper  suf- 
ficiently cautious,  in  communicating  her  whole  story  to  her. 

Mrs.  Bickerton  raised  her  hands  and  eyes  at  the  recital, 
and  exhibited  much  wonder  and  pity.  But  she  also  gave 
some  effectual  good  advice. 

*  A4Joined. 


304  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

She  required  to  know  the  strength  of  Jeanie's  purse, 
reduced  by  her  deposit  at  Liberton,  and  the  necessary 
expense  oi  her  journey,  to  about  fifteen  pounds.  "This," 
she  said,  "would  do  very  well,  providing  she  could  carry 
it  a'  safe  to  London." 

"Safe?"  answered  Jeanie ;  "  I'se  warrant  my  carrying 
it  safe,  bating  the  needful  expenses." 

"Ay,  but  highwaymen,  lassie,"  said  Mrs.  Bickerton  ; 
"for  ye  are  come  into  a  more  civilised,  that  is  to  say,  a 
more  roguish  country  than  the  north,  and  how  ye  are  to 
get  forward,  I  do  not  profess  to  know.  If  ye  could  wait 
here  eight  days,  our  wagons  would  go  up,  and  I  would 
recommend  you  to  Joe  Broadwheel,  who  would  see  you 
safe  to  the  Swan  and  two  Necks.  And  dinna  sneeze  at 
Joe,  if  he  should  be  for  drawing  up  wi'  you  "  (continued 
Mrs.  Bickerton,  her  acquired  English  mingling  with  her 
national  or  original  dialect),  "he's  a  handy  boy,  and  a 
wanter,  and  no  lad  better  thought  o'  on  ilie  road ;  and 
the  English  make  good  husbands  enough,  witness  my  poor 
man,  Moses  Bickerton,  as  is  i'  the  kirkyard." 

Jeanie  hastened  to  say,  that  she  could  not  possibly  wait 
for  the  setting  forth  of  Joe  Broadwheel  ;  being  internally  by 
no  means  gratified  with  the  idea  of  becoming  the  object  of 
his  attention  during  the  journey. 

"Aweel,  lass,"  answered  the  good  landlady,  "then  thou 
must  pickle  in  thine  ain  poke-nook,*  and  buckle  thy  girdle 
thine  ain  gate.  But  take  my  advice,  and  hide  thy  gold  in 
thy  stays,  and  keep  a  piece  or  two  and  some  silver,  in  case 
thou  be'st  spoke  withal  ;  for  there's  as  wud  lads  haunt 
within  a  day's  walk  from  hence,  as  on  the  Braes  of  Doun 
in  Perthshire.  And,  lass,  thou  maunna  gang  staring 
through  Lunnon,  asking  wha  kens  .Mrs.  Glass  at  the  sign 
o'  the  Thistle  ;  marry,  they  would  laugh  thee  to  scorn.  But 
gang  thou  to  this  honest  man,"  and  she  put  a  direction  into 
Jeanie's  hand,  "he  kens  maist  part  of  the  sponsible  Scottish 
folk  in  the  city,  and  he  will  find  out  your  friend  for  thee." 

Jeanie  took  the  little  introductory  letter  with  sincere 
tlianks  ;  but,  something  alarmed  on  the  subject  of  the 
higluvay  robbers,  her  mmd  recurred  to  what  Ratcliffe  had 
mentioned  to  hor,  and  brietly  relating  the  circumstances 
which  placed  a  document  so  extraordinary  in  her  hands,  she 
put  the  paper  he  had  given  her  into  the  hand  of  Mrs. 
Bickerton. 

*   Depend  on  your  own  exertion*. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  305 

The  Lady  of  the  Seven  Stars  did  not,  indeed,  ring  a  bell, 
because  such  was  not  the  fashion  of  the  time,  but  she 
whistled  on  a  silver-call,  which  was  hung  by  her  side,  and 
a  tight  serving-maiden  entered  the  room. 

*•  Tell  Dick  Ostler  to  come  here,"  said  Mrs.  Bickerton. 

Dick  Ostler  accordingly  made  his  appearance  ; — a  queer, 
knowing,  shambling  animal,  with  a  hatchet-face,  a  squint, 
a  game-arm,  and  a  limp. 

"  Dick  Ostler,"  said  Mrs.  Bickerton,  in  a  tone  of  authority 
that  showed  she  was  (at  least  by  adoption)  Yorkshire  too, 
"thou  knowest  most  people  and  most  things  o'  the  road." 

"  Eye,  eye,  God  help  me,  mistress,"  said  Dick,  shrugging 
his  shoulders  betwixt  a  repentant  and  a  knowing  e.^pression 
— "  Eye  !  1  ha'  know'd  a  thing  or  twa  i'  ma  day,  mistress." 
He  looked  sharp  and  laughed — looked  grave  and  sighed, 
as  one  who  was  prepared  to  take  the  matter  either  way. 

"  Kenst  thou  this  wee  bit  paper  amang  the  rest,  man  ?  " 
said  Mrs.  Bickerton,  iianding  him  the  protection  which 
Ratcliffe  had  given  Jeanie  Deans. 

When  Dick  had  looked  at  the  paper,  he  winked  with  one 
eye,  extended  his  grotesque  mouth  from  ear  to  ear,  like  a 
navigable  canal,  scratched  his  head  powerfully,  and  then 
said,  "  Ken? — ay — maybe  we  ken  summat,  an  it  werena  for 
harm  to  him,  mistress." 

'•  None  in  the  world,"  said  Mrs.  Bickerton  ;  "only  a  dram 
of  Hollands  to  thyself,  man,  an  thou  will't  speak." 

"Why,  then,"  said  Dick,  giving  the  head-band  of  his 
breeches  a  knowing  hoist  with  one  hand,  and  kicking  out 
one  foot  behind  him  to  accommodate  the  adjustment  of  that 
important  habiliment,  "  I  dares  to  say  the  pass  will  be  kend 
weel  eneugh  on  the  road,  an  that  be  all." 

"  But  what  sort  of  a  lad  was  he?"  said  Mrs.  Bickerton, 
winking  to  Jeanie,  as  proud  of  her  knowing  Ostler. 

"  Why,  what  ken  I  ? — Jim  the  Rat — why  he  was  Cock  o' 
the  North  within  this  twelmonih — he  and  Scotch  Wilson, 
Handle  Dandle,  as  they  called  him — but  he's  been  out  o' 
tliis  country  a  while,  as  I  rackon  ;  but  ony  gentleman,  as 
keeps  the  road  o'  this  side  Stamford,  will  respect  Jim's 
pass." 

Without  asking  further  questions,  the  landlady  filled  Dick 
Ostler  a  bumper  of  Hollands.  He  ducked  with  his  head 
and  shoulders,  scraped  with  his  more  advanced  hoof,  bolted 
the  alcohol,  to  use  the  learned  phrase,  and  withdrew  to  his 
own  domains. 


3o6  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"  I  would  advise  thee,  Jeanie,"  said  Mrs.  Bickerton, 
"an  Ihou  niectest  with  ugly  customers  o'  the  road,  to 
show  them  this  bit  paper,  tor  it  will  serve  thee,  assure 
thyself." 

A  neat  little  supper  concluded  the  evening.  The  exported 
Scotswoman,  Mrs.  Bickerton  by  name,  ate  heartily  of  one 
or  two  seasoned  dishes,  drank  some  sound  old  ale,  and  a 
glass  of  stiff  negus  ;  while  she  gave  Jeanie  a  history  of  her 
gout,  admiring  how  it  was  possible  that  she,  whose  fathers 
and  mothers  for  many  generations  had  been  farmers  in 
Lammermuir,  could  have  come  by  a  disorder  so  totally 
unknown  to  them.  Jeanie  did  not  choose  to  offend  her 
friendly  landlady,  by  speaking  her  mind  on  the  probable 
origin  of  this  complaint ;  but  she  thought  on  the  flesh-pots 
of  Egypt,  and,  in  spite  of  all  entreaties  to  better  fare,  made 
her  evening  meal  upon  vegetables,  with  a  glass  of  fair  water. 

Mrs.  Bickerton  assured  her,  that  the  acceptance  of  any 
reckoning  was  entirely  out  of  the  question,  furnished  her 
with  credentials  to  her  correspondent  in  London,  and  to 
several  inns  upon  the  road  where  she  had  some  influence 
or  interest,  reminded  her  of  the  precautions  she  should 
adopt  for  concealing  her  money,  and  as  she  was  to  depart 
early  in  the  morning,  took  leave  of  her  very  affectionately, 
taking  her  word  that  she  would  visit  her  on  her  return  to 
Scotland,  and  tell  her  how  she  had  managed,  and  that 
summum  bontivi  for  a  gossip,  "all  how  and  about  it." 
This  Jeanie  faithfully  promised. 


CHAPTER  XXIX. 

And  Need  and  Misery,  Vice  and  Danger,  bind, 
In  sad  alliance,  each  degraded  mind. 

As  our  traveller  set  out  early  on  the  ensuing  morning  to 
prosecute  her  journey,  and  was  in  the  act  of  leaving  the 
inn-yard,  Dick  Ostler,  who  either  had  risen  early  or 
neglected  to  go  to  bed,  either  circumstance  being  equally 
incident  to  his  calling,  hollowed  out  after  her — "The  top 
of  the  morning  to  you,  Moggie  !  Have  a  care  o'  Gunnerby 
Hill,  young  one.  Robin  Hood's  dead  and  gwone,  but 
there  be  takers  yet  in  the  vale  of  Bever."  Jeanie  looked  at 
him  as  if  to  request  a  further  explanation,  but,  with  a  leer, 
a  shuffle,  and  a  shrug,  inimitable  (unless  by  Emery),  Dick 


THE  HEART  OF  MlD-LOTHlAN.  307 

turned  again  to  the  raw-boned  steed  which  he  was  currying, 
find  sung  as  he  employed  the  comb  and  brush — 

"  Robin  Hood  was  a  yeoman  good, 
And  his  bow  was  of  trusty  yew  ; 
And  if  Robin  said  stand  on  the  King's  lea-land. 
Pray,  why  should  not  we  say  so  too  ?  " 

Jeanle  pursued  her  journey  without  further  inquiry,  for 
there  was  nothing  in  Dick's  manner  that  inclined  her  to 
prolong  their  conference.  A  painful  day's  journey  brought 
her  to  Ferrybridge,  the  best  inn,  then  and  since,  upon  the 
great  northern  road ;  and  an  introduction  from  Mrs. 
Bickerton,  added  to  her  own  simple  and  quiet  manners,  so 
propitiated  the  landlady  of  the  Swan  in  her  favour,  tliat  the 
good  dame  procured  her  the  convenient  accommodation  of 
a  pillion  and  post-horse  then  returning  to  Tuxford,  so  that 
she  accomplished,  upon  the  second  day  after  leaving  York, 
the  longest  journey  she  had  yet  made.  She  was  a  good  deal 
fatigued  by  a  mode  of  travelling  to  which  she  was  less 
accustomed  than  to  walking,  and  it  was  considerably  later 
than  usual  on  the  ensuing  morning  tliat  she  felt  herself 
able  to  resume  her  pilgrimage.  At  noon  the  hundred-armed 
Trent,  and  the  blackened  ruins  of  Newark  Castle,  demolished 
in  the  great  civil  war,  lay  before  her.  It  may  easily  be 
supposed,  that  Jeanie  had  no  curiosity  to  make  antiquarian 
researches,  but,  entering  the  town,  went  straight  to  the  inn 
to  which  she  had  been  directed  at  Ferrybridge.  While  she 
procured  some  refreshment,  she  observed  the  girl  who 
brought  it  to  her,  looked  at  her  several  times  with  fixed 
and  peculiar  interest,  and  at  last,  to  her  infinite  surprise, 
inquired  if  her  name  was  not  Deans,  and  if  she  was  not 
a  Scotchwoman,  going  to  London  upon  justice  business. 
Jeanie,  with  all  her  simplicity  of  character,  had  some  of 
the  caution  of  her  country,  and,  according  to  Scottish 
universal  custom,  she  answered  the  question  by  another, 
requesting  the  girl  would  tell  her  why  she  asked  these 
questions  ? 

The  Maritomes  of  the  Saracen's  Head,  Newark,  replied, 
*'Two  women  had  passed  that  morning,  who  had  made 
inquiries  after  one  Jeanie  Deans,  travelling  to  London  on 
such  an  errand,  and  could  scarce  be  persuaded  that  she  had 
not  passed  on." 

Much    surprised   and    somewhat   alarmed   (for    what   is 


3o8  THE  HEART  OF   MH)-LOTHlAN. 

inexplicable  is  usually  alarming),  Jeanie  questioned  the 
wench  about  the  particular  appearance  of  these  two  women, 
but  could  only  learn  that  the  one  was  aged  and  the  other 
young ;  that  the  latter  was  the  taller,  and  that  the  former 
spoke  most,  and  seemed  to  maintain  an  auwiority  over 
her  companion,  and  that  both  spoke  with  the  Scottish 
accent. 

This  conveyed  no  information  whatever,  and  with  an 
indescribable  presentiment  of  evil  designed  towards  her, 
Jeanie  adopted  the  resolution  of  taking  post-horses  for  the 
next  stage.  In  this,  however,  she  could  not  be  gratified  ; 
some  accidental  circumstances  had  occasioned  what  is  called 
a  run  upon  the  road,  and  the  landlord  could  not  accommodate 
her  with  a  guide  and  horses.  After  waiting  some  time,  in 
hopes  that  a  pair  of  horses  that  had  gone  southward  would 
return  in  time  for  her  use,  she  at  length,  feeling  ashamed 
of  her  own  pusillanimity,  resolved  to  prosecute  her  journey 
in  her  usual  manner. 

"  It  was  all  plain  road,"  she  was  assured,  "  except  a  high 
mountain,  called  Gunnerby  Hill,  about  three  miles  from 
Grantham,  which  was  her  stage  for  the  night." 

"  I'm  glad  to  hear  there's  a  hill,"  said  Jeanie,  "  for  baith 
my  sight  and  my  very  feet  are  weary  o'  sic  tracts  o'  level 
ground — it  looks  a'  the  way  between  this  and  York  as  if 
a'  the  land  had  been  trenched  and  levelled,  whilk  is  very 
wearisome  to  my  Scotch  een.  When  I  lost  sight  of  a 
muckle  blue  hill  they  ca'  Ingleboro',  I  thought  I  hadna  a 
friend  left  in  this  strange  land." 

"As  for  the  matter  of  that,  young  woman,"  said  mine 
host,  "and  you  be  so  fond  o'  hill,  I  carena  an  thou  couldst 
carry  Gunnerby  away  with  thee  in  thy  lap,  for  it's  a 
murder  to  post-horses.  But  here's  to  thy  journey,  and 
mayst  thou  win  well  through  it,  for  thou  is  a  bold  and  a 
canny  lass." 

So  saying,  he  took  a  powerful  pull  at  a  solemn  tankard 
of  home-brewed  ale. 

"I  hope  there  is  nae  bad  company  on  the  road,  sir?" 
said  Jeanie. 

"Why,  when  its  clean  without  them  I'll  thatch  Groby 
pool  wi'  pancakes.  But  there  arena  sae  mony  now ;  and 
since  they  hae  lost  Jim  the  Rat,  they  hold  together  no 
better  than  the  men  of  Marsham  when  they  lost  their 
common.  Take  a  drop  ere  thou  goest,"  he  concluded, 
offei-ing   her   the    tankard ;     "  thou    wilt   get    naething    at 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTH  IAN.  309 

nigiit   save  Grantham   gruel,  nine   grots  and  a  gallon  of 
water."  . 

Jeanie  courteously  declined  the  tankard,  and  inquired 
what  was  her  "lawing?" 

"Thy  lawing?  Heaven  help  thee,  wench!  what  ca'st 
thou  that  ?  " 

"  It  is — I  was  wanting  to  ken  what  was  to  pay,"  replied 
Jeanie. 

"Pay?  Lord  help  thee! — why  nought,  woman — we  hae 
drawn  no  liquor  but  a  gill  o'  beer,  and  the  Saracen's  Head 
can  spare  a  mouthful  o'  meat  to  a  stranger  like  o'  thee, 
that  cannot  speak  Christian  language.  So  here's  to  thee 
once  more.  The  same  again,  quoth  Mark  of  Bellgrave," 
and  he  took  another  profound  pull  at  the  tankard. 

The  travellers  who  have  visited  Newark  more  lately, 
will  not  fail  to  remember  the  remarkably  civil  and 
gentlemanly  manners  of  the  person  who  now  keeps  the 
principal  inn  there,  and  may  find  some  amusement  in 
contrasting  them  with  those  of  his  more  rough  predecessor. 
But  we  believe  it  will  be  found  that  the  polish  has  worn 
oft"  none  of  the  real  worth  of  the  metal. 

Taking  leave  of  her  Lincolnshire  Gaius,  Jeanie  resumed 
her  solitary  walk,  and  was  somewhat  alarmed  when 
evening  and  twilight  overtook  her  in  the  open  ground 
which  extends  to  the  foot  of  Gunnerby  Hill,  and  is  in- 
tersected with  patches  of  copse  and  with  swampy  spots. 
The  extensive  commons  on  the  north  road,  most  of  which 
are  now  enclosed,  and  in  general  a  relaxed  state  of  police, 
exposed  the  traveller  to  a  Iiigliway  robbery  in  a  degree 
which  is  now  unknown,  except  in  the  immediate  vicinity 
of  the  metropolis.  Aware  of  this  circumstance,  Jeanie 
mended  her  pace  when  she  heard  the  trampling  of  a 
horse  behind,  and  instinctively  drew  to  one  side  of  the 
road,  as  if  to  allow  as  much  room  for  the  rider  to  pass  as 
might  be  possible.  When  the  animal  came  up,  she  found 
that  it  was  bearing  two  women,  the  one  placed  on  a 
side-saddle,  the  other  on  a  pillion  behind  her,  as  may 
still  occasionally  be  seen  in  England. 

"A  braw  gude  night  to  ye,  Jeanie  Deans,"  said  the  fore- 
most female,  as  the  horse  passed  our  heroine.  "What 
think  ye  o'  yon  bonnie  hill  yonder,  lifting  its  brow  to  the 
moon  ?  Trow  ye  yon's  the  gate  to  heaven,  that  ye  are  sae 
fain  of? — maybe  we  may  win  there  the  night  vet,  God  sain 
us,  though  our  minny  here's  rather  driegh  in  the  upgang." 


3IO  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

The  speaker  kept  changing  her  seat  in  the  saddle,  and 
half-stopping  the  horse,  as  she  broiii^^ht  her  body  round, 
while  the  woman  that  sat  behind  her  on  the  pillion 
seemed  to  urge  her  on,  in  words  which  Jeanie  heard  but 
imperfectly. 

"  Haud  your  tongue,   ye   moon-raised  b !    what  is 

your  business  with ,  or  with  heaven  or  hell  either  ?  " 

"Troth,  mither,  no  muckle  wi'  heaven,  I  doubt,  con- 
sidering wha  I  carry  ahint  me — and  as  for  hell,  it  will 
fight  its  ain  battle  at  its  ain  time,  I'se  be  bound. — Come, 
naggie,  trot  awa,  man,  an  as  thou  wert  a  broomstick,  for 
a  witch  rides  thee — 

"  With  my  curtch  on  my  foot,  and  my  shoe  on  my  hand, 
I  glance  like  the  wildfire  through  brugh  and  through  land." 

The  tramp  of  the  horse,  and  the  increasing  distance, 
drowned  the  rest  of  her  song,  but  Jeanie  heard  for  some 
time  the  inarticulate  sounds  nng  along  the  waste. 

Our  pilgrim  remained  stupefied  with  undefined  appre- 
hensions. The  being  named  by  her  name  in  so  wild  a 
manner,  and  in  a  strange  country,  without  further  ex- 
planation or  communing,  by  a  person  who  thus  strangely 
flitted  forward  and  disappeared  before  her,  came  near  to 
the  supernatural  sounds  in  Comus — 

The  airy  tongues,  which  syllable  men's  names 
On  sands,  and  shores,  and  desert  wildernesses. 

And  although  widely  different  in  features,  deportment, 
and  rank,  from  the  Lady  of  that  enchanting  masque,  the 
continuation  of  the  passage  may  be  happily  applied  to 
Jeanie  Deans  upon  this  singular  alarm — 

These  thoughts  may  startle  well,  but  not  astound 
The  virtuous  mind,  that  ever  walks  attended 
By  a  strong  siding  champion — Conscience. 

In  fact,  it  was,  with  the  recollection  of  the  affectionate 
and  dutiful  errand  on  which  she  was  engaged,  her  right, 
if  such  a  word  could  be  applicable,  to  expect  protection 
in  a  task  so  meritorious.  She  had  not  advanced  much 
farther,  with  a  mind  calmed  by  these  reflections,  when 
she  was  disturbed  by  a  new  and  more  instant  subject  of 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  311 

terror.  Two  men,  who  had  been  lurking  uniong  »ome 
copse,  started  up  as  she  advanced,  and  met  her  on  the 
road  In  a  menacing  manner.  "Stand  and  deliver,"  said 
one  of  them,  a  short,  stout  fellow,  in  a  smock-frock,  such 
as  are  worn  by  wagoners, 

"The  won^n,"  said  the  other,  a  tall,  thin  figure,  "does 
not  understand  the  words  of  action. — Your  money,  my 
precious,  or  your  life  !  " 

"I  have  but  ver>'  little  money,  gentlemen,"  said  poor 
Jeanie,  tendering  that  portion  which  she  had  separated 
from  her  principal  stock,  and  kept  apart  for  such  an 
emergency;  "but  If  you  are  resolved  to  have  it,  to  be 
sure  you  must  have  it. ' 

"This  won't  do,  my  girl.  D — n  me,  if  It  shall  pass!" 
said  the  shorter  ruffian;  "do  ye  think  gentlemen  are  to 
hazard  their  lives  on  the  road  to  be  cheated  in  this  way? 
We'll  have  everj-  farthing  you  have  got,  or  we  will  strip 
you  to  the  skin,  curse  me." 

His  companion,  who  seemed  to  have  something  like 
compassion  for  the  horror  which  Jeanie's  countenance 
now  expressed,  said,  "No,  no,  Tom,  this  is  one  of  the 
precious  sisters,  and  we'll  take  her  word,  for  once, 
without  putting  her  to  the  stripping  proof. — Hark  ye, 
mv  lass,  if  you  look  up  to  heaven,  and  say,  this  is  the 
last  penny  you  have  about  ye,  why,  hang  it,  we'll  let 
you  pass." 

"1  am  not  free,"  answered  Jeanie,  "to  say  what  I  have 
about  me,  gentlemen,  for  there's  life  and  death  depends 
on  my  journey ;  but  if  you  leave  me  as  much  as  finds  me 
in  bread  and  water,  I'll  be  satisfied,  and  thank  you,  and 
pray  for  you." 

"D — n  your  prayers!"  said  the  shorter  fellow,  "that's 
a  coin  that  won't  pass  with  us  ; "  and  at  the  same  time 
made  a  motion  to  seize  her. 

"  Stay,  gentlemen,"  RatclIfFe's  pass  suddenly  occurring 
to  her ;  "  perhaps  you  know  this  paper." 

"What  the  devil  is  she  after  now,  Frank?"  said  the 
more  savage  ruffian — "  Do  you  look  at  it,  for,  d — n  me 
if  I  could  read  it  if  it  were  for  the  benefit  of  my  clergy." 

"This  is  a  jark  from  Jim  Ratcliffe,"  said  the  taller, 
having  looked  at  the  bit  of  paper.  "The  wench  must 
pass  by  our  cutter's  law." 

"  I  say  no,"  answered  his  companion  ;  "  Rat  has  left  tlie 
lay,  and  turned  bloodhound,  they  say.*' 


313  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"We  may  need  a  good  turn  from  him  all  the  same," 
said  the  taller  ruffian  again. 

"  But  what  are  we  to  do  then  ?  "  said  the  shorter  man. — 
"We  promised,  you  know,  to  strip  the  wench,  and  send 
her  begging  back  to  her  own  beggarly  country,  and  now 
you  are  for  letting  her  go  on." 

"  I  did  not  say  that,"  said  the  other  fellow,  and 
whispered  to  his  companion,  who  replied,  "  Be  alive 
about  it  then,  and  don't  keep  chattering  till  some  travellers 
come  up  to  nab  us." 

"You  must  follow  us  off  the  road,  young  woman,"  said 
the  taller. 

"For  the  love  of  God!"  exclaimed  Jeanie,  "as  you 
were  born  of  women,  dinna  ask  me  to  leave  the  road  ! 
rather  take  all  I  have  in  the  world." 

"What  the  devil  is  the  wench  afraid  of?"  said  the 
other  fellow.  "  I  tell  you  you  shall  come  to  no  harm  ; 
but  if  you  will  not  leave  the  road  and  come  with  us,  d — n 
me,  but  I'll  beat  your  brains  out  where  jou  stand." 

"Thou  art  a  rough  bear,  Tom,"  said  his  companion. — 
"An  ye  touch  her,  I'll  give  ye  a  shake  by  the  collar  shall 
make  the  Leicester  beans  rattle  in  thy  guts.— Never  mind 
him,  girl ;  I  will  not  allow  him  to  lay  a  finger  on  you,  if 
you  walk  quietly  on  with  us  ;  but  if  you  keep  jabbering 
there,  d — n  me,  but  I'll  leave  him  to  settle  it  with  you."  ^ 

This  threat  conveyed  all  that  is  terrible  to  the  imagina- 
tion of  poor  Jeanie,  who  saw  in  him  that  "was  of  milder 
mood  "  her  only  protection  from  the  most  brutal  treatment. 
She,  therefore,  not  only  followed  him,  but  even  held  him  by 
the  sleeve,  lest  he  should  escape  from  her ;  and  the  fellow, 
hardened  as  he  was,  seemed  something  touched  by  these 
marks  of  confidence,  and  repeatedly  assured  her,  that  he 
would  suffer  her  to  receive  no  harm. 

They  conducted  their  prisoner  in  a  direction  leading 
more  and  more  from  the  public  road,  but  she  observed 
that  they  kept  a  sort  of  track  or  by-path,  which  relieved 
her  from  part  of  her  apprehensions,  which  would  have 
been  greatly  increased  had  they  not  seemed  to  follow 
a  determined  and  ascertained  route.  After  about  half 
an  hour's  walking,  all  three  in  profound  silence,  (hey 
approached  an  old  barn,  which  stood  on  the  edge  of  some 
cultivated  ground,  but  remote  from  everything  like  a 
habitation.  It  was  itself,  however,  tenanted,  for  there 
was  light  in  the  windows. 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  313 

One  of  the  footpads  scratched  at  the  door,  which  was 
opened  by  a  female,  and  they  entered  with  their  unhappy 
prisoner.  An  old  woman,  who  was  preparing  food  by  the 
assistance  of  a  stitiing  fire  of  lighted  clmrcoal,  asked  them, 
in  the  name  of  the  devil,  what  they  brought  the  wench 
there  for,  and  why  they  did  not  strip  her  and  turn  her 
abroad  on  the  common  ? 

"Come,  come,  Motiier  Blood,"  said  the  tall  man,  "we'll 
do  what's  right  to  oblige  you,  and  we'll  do  no  more  ;  we 
are  bad  enough,  but  not  such  as  you  would  make  us— 
devils  incarnate." 

"She  has  got  a.  j'ark  horn  Jim  Ratcliffe,"  said  the  short 
fellow,  "and  Frank  here  won't  hear  of  our  putting  her 
through  the  mill." 

"  No,  that  will  I  not,  by  G — d  !  "  answered  Frank  ;  "  but 
if  old  Mother  Blood  could  keep  her  here  for  a  little  while,  or 
send  her  back  to  Scotland,  without  hurting  her,  why,  1  see 
no  harm  in  lliat — not  1." 

"I'll  tell  you  what,  Frank  Levitt,"  said  the  old  woman, 
"if  you  call' me  Mother  Blood  again,  I'll  paint  this  gully" 
(and  she  held  a  knife  up  as  if  about  to  make  good  her 
threat)  "  in  the  best  blood  in  your  body,  my  bonny  boy." 

"The  price  of  ointment  must  be  up  in  ihe  north," 
said  Frank,  "that  puts  Mother  Blood  so  much  out  of 
humour." 

Without  a  moment's  hesitation,  the  fury  darted  her  knife 
at  him  with  the  vengeful  dexterity  of  a  wild  Indian.  As 
he  was  on  his  guard,  he  avoided  the  missile  by  a  sudden 
motion  of  his  head,  but  it  whistled  past  his  ear,  and  stuck 
deep  in  the  clay  wall  of  a  partition  behind. 

"Come,  come,  mother,"  said  the  robber,  seizing  her  by 
both  wrists,  "I  shall  teach  you  who's  master;"  and  so 
saying,  he  forced  the  hag  backwards  by  main  force,  who 
strove  vehemently  until  she  sunk  on  a  bunch  of  straw, 
and  then  letting  go  her  hands,  he  held  up  his  finger 
towards  her  in  the  menacing  posture  by  which  a  maniac 
is  intimidated  by  his  keeper.  It  appeared  to  produce  the 
desired  effect ;  for  she  did  not  attempt  to  rise  from  the 
seat  on  which  he  had  placed  her,  or  to  resume  any 
measures  of  actual  violence,  but  wrung  her  withered 
hands  with  impotent  rage,  and  brayed  and  howled  like 
a  demoniac. 

"  I  will  keep  my  promise  with  you,  you  old  devil,"  said 
Fiank;    "the   wench  shall  not  go  forward  on  the  London 


314  THR   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

road,  but  1  will  not  have  you  touch  a  hair  of  her  liead,  if 
it  were  but  for  your  insolence." 

This  intimation  seemed  to  compose  in  some  degree  the 
vehement  passion  of  the  old  hag ;  and  while  her  exclama- 
tions and  howls  sunk  into  a  low,  maundering,  growling 
tone  of  voice,  another  personage  was  added  to  this  singular 
part}'. 

"Eh,  Frank  Levitt,"  said  this  new-comer,  who  entered 
with  a  hop,  step,  and  jump,  which  at  once  conveyed  her 
from  the  door  into  the  centre  of  the  party,  "were  ye  killing 
our  mother?  or  were  ye  cutting  the  grunter's  weasand  that 
Tam  brought  in  this  morning?  or  have  ye  been  reading 
your  prayers  backward,  to  bring  up  my  auld  acquaintance 
the  deil  amang  ye  ?  " 

The  tone  of  the  speaker  was  so  particular,  that  Jeanie 
immediately  recognised  the  woman  who  had  rode  fore- 
most of  the  pair  which  passed  her  just  before  she  met 
the  robbers  ;  a  circumstance  which  greatly  increased  her 
terror,  as  it  served  to  show  that  the  mischief  designed 
against  her  was  premeditated,  though  by  whom,  or  for 
what  cause,  she  was  totally  at  a  loss  to  conjecture.  From 
the  style  of  her  conversation,  the  reader  also  may  probably 
acknowledge  in  this  female  an  old  acquaintance  in  the 
earlier  part  of  our  narrative. 

"  Out,  ye  mad  devil !  "  said  Tom,  whom  she  had  disturbed 
in  the  middle  of  a  draught  of  some  liquor  with  which  he 
had  found  means  of  accommodating  himself;  "betwixt 
your  Bess  of  Bedlam  pranks,  and  your  dam's  frenzies,  a 
man  might  live  quieter  in  the  devil's  ken  than  here." — 
And  he  again  resumed  the  broken  iug  out  of  which  he 
had  been  drinking. 

"And  wha's  this  o't?"  said  the  madwoman,  dancing 
up  to  Jeanie  Deans,  who,  although  in  great  terror,  yet 
watched  the  scene  with  a  resolution  to  let  nothing  pass 
unnoticed  which  might  be  serviceable  in  assisting  her  to 
escape,  or  informing  her  as  to  the  true  nature  of  her 
situation,  and  the  danger  attending  it,  —  "Wha's  this 
o't?"  again  exclaimed  Madge  Wildfire.  "Douce  Davie 
Deans,  the  auld  doited  whig  body's  daughter,  in  a  gipsy's 
barn,  and  the  night  setting  in  ;  this  is  a  sight  for  sair 
een ! — Eh,  sirs,  the  falling  off  o'  the  godly  ! — and  the 
t'other  sister's  in  the  Tdb  )oth  at  Edinburgh!  I  am  very 
sorry  for  her,  for  my  share — it's  my  mother  wusses  ill  to 
her,  and  no  me — though  maybe  I  hae  as  muckle  cause." 


Xllii   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  315 

"Hark  ye,  Madge,"  said  Uie  taller  ruffian,  "you  have 
not  such  a  touch  of  the  devil's  blood  as  the  hag  your 
inothcr,  who  may  be  his  dam  for  what  I  know — take  this 
young  woman  to  your  kennel,  and  do  not  let  the  devil 
enfer,  though  he  should  ask  in  God's  name." 

"Ou  ay;  that  1  will,  Frank,"  said  Madge,  taking  hold 
of  Jcanie  by  the  arm,  and  pulling  her  along;  "for  it's  no 
for  decent  thnstian  young  leddies,  like  her  and  me,  to  be 
keeping  the  like  o'  you  and  Tyburn  Tam  company  at  this 
time  o'  night.  Sae  gude  e'en  t'ye,  sirs,  and  mony  o'  them  ; 
and  may  ye  a'  sleep  till  the  hangman  wauken  ye,  and  then 
it  will  be  weel  for  the  country." 

She  then,  as  her  wild  fancy  seemed  suddenly  to  prompt 
her,  walked  demurely  towards  her  mother,  who,  seated 
by  the  charcoal  fire,  witli  the  reflection  of  the  red  light 
on  her  withered  and  distorted  features  marked  by  every 
evil  passion,  seemed  the  very  picture  of  Hecate  at  her 
infernal  rites ;  and  suddenly  dropping  on  her  knees,  said, 
with  the  manner  of  a  six  years'  old  child,  "  Mamniie,  hear 
me  say  my  prayers  before  I  go  to  bed,  and  say  God  bless 
my  bonny  face,  as  ye  used  to  do  lang  syne." 

"The  deil  flay  the  hide  o'  it  to  sole  his  brogues  wi'!" 
said  the  old  lady,  aiming  a  buffet  at  the  supplicant,  in 
answer  to  her  duteous  request. 

The  blow  missed  Madge,  who,  being  probably  acquainted 
by  experience  with  tlie  mode  in  which  her  mother  was 
wont  to  confer  her  maternal  benedictions,  slipped  out  of 
arm's  length  with  great  dexterity  and  quickness.  The 
hag  then  started  up,  and,  seizing  a  pair  of  old  fire-tongs, 
would  have  amended  her  motion,  by  beating  out  the 
brains  either  of  her  daughter  or  Jeanie  (she  did  not  seem 
greatly  to  cure  which),  when  her  hand  was  once  more 
arrested  by  the  man  whom  they  called  Frank  Levitt,  who, 
seizing  her  by  the  shoulder,  flung  her  from  him  with 
great  violence,  exclaiming,  "  What,  Mother  Damnable — 
again,  and  in  my  sovereign  presence? — Hark  ye,  Madge 
of  Bedlam,  get  to  your  hole  with  your  playfellow,  or  we 
shall  have  the  devil  to  pay  here,  and  nothing  to  pay  him 
u-ith." 

Madge  took  Levitt's  advice,  retreating  as  fast  as  she 
could,  and  dragging  Jeanie  along  with  her  into  a  sort  of 
lecess,  partitioned  off  from  the  rest  of  the  barn  and  filled 
with  straw,  from  which  it  appeared  that  it  was  intended 
for  the  purjwse  of  slumber.     The  moonlight  shone,  through 


3i6  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAW. 

an  open  hole,  upon  a  pillion,  a  pack-saddle,  and  one  or 
two  wallets,  the  travelling  furniture  of  Madge  and  her 
amiable  mother. — "  Now,  saw  ye  e'er  in  your  life,"  said 
Madge,  "sae  dainty  a  chamber  of  deas?  see  as  the  moon 
shines  down  sae  caller  on  the  fresh  strae  !  There's  no  a 
pleasanter  cell  in  Bedlam,  for  as  braw  a  place  as  it  is  on 
the  outside. — Were  ye  ever  in  Bedlam  ?  " 

"No,"  answered  Jeanie  faintly,  appalled  by  the  question, 
and  the  way  in  which  it  was  put,  yet  willing  to  soothe 
her  insane  companion  ;  being  in  circumstances  so  unhappily 
precarious,  that  even  the  society  of  this  gibbering  mad- 
woman seemed  a  species  of  protection. 

"Never  in  Bedlam  !"  said  Madge,  as  if  with  some  sur- 
prise.— "  But  ye'll  hae  been  in  the  cells  at  Edinburgh  ?  " 

"  Never,"  repeated  Jeanie. 

"Weel,  I  think  thae  daft  carles  the  magistrates  send 
naebody  to  Bedlam  but  me  —  they  maun  liae  an  unco 
respect  for  me,  for  whenever  1  am  brought  to  them,  they 
aye  hae  me  back  to  Bedlam.  But  troth,  Jeanie  "  (she  said 
this  in  a  very  confidential  tone),  "to  tell  ye  my  private 
mind  about  it,  I  think  ye  are  at  nae  great  loss ;  for  the 
keeper's  a  cross-patch,  and  he  maun  hae  it  a'  his  ain  gate, 
to  be  sure,  or  h«  makes  the  place  waur  than  hell.  1  often 
tell  him  he's  the  daftest  in  a'  the  house. — But  what  are 
they  making  sic  a  skirling  for? — Deil  ane  o'  them's  get 
in  here — it  wadna  be  mensefu'  I  I  will  sit  wi'  my  back 
again  the  door ;  it  winna  be  that  easy  stirring  me." 

"  Madge  !  "— "  Madge  !  "— "  Madge  Wildfire  !  "— "  Madge 
devil  !  what  have  ye  done  with  the  horse  ?  "  was  repeatedly 
asked  by  the  men  without. 

"  He's  e'en  at  his  supper,  puir  thing,"  answered  Madge; 
"deil  an  ye  were  at  yours  too,  an  it  were  scauding  brim- 
stane,  and  then  we  wad  hae  less  o'  your  din." 

"His  supper!"  answered  the  more  sulky  rulTian — 
"What  d'ye  mean  by  that? — Tell  me  where  he  is,  or  I 
will  knock  your  Bedlam  brains  out  !  " 

"  He's  in  Gaffer  Gablcwood's  wheat-close,  an  yc  maun 
ken." 

"His  wheat-close,  ye  crazed  jilt!"  answered  the  other, 
with  an  accent  of  great  indignation. 

"  Oh,  dear  Tyburn  Tam,  man,  what  ill  will  the  blades  of 
the  young  wheat  do  the  puir  naig?  " 

"  That  is  not  the  question,"  said  the  other  robber  ;  "but 
what  the  country  will  say  to  us  to-mojrow  when  they  see 


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him  in  such  quarters. — Go,  Tom,  and  bring  him  in  ;  and 
avoid  the  soft  ground,  my  lad;  leave  no  hoof-track  behind 

"  I  think  you  give  me  always  the  fag  of  it,  whatever  is 
to  be  done,"  grumbled  his  companion. 

"Leap,  Laurence,  you're  long  enough,"  said  the  other; 
and  the  fellow  left  the  barn  accordingly,  without  further 
remonstrance. 

In  the  meanwhile,  Madge  had  arranged  herself  for 
repose  on  the  straw  ;  but  still  in  a  half-sitting  posture, 
with  her  back  resting  against  the  door  of  the  hovel, 
which,  as  it  opened  inwards,  was  in  this  manner  kept 
shut  by  the  weight  of  her  person. 

"There's  mair  shifts  by  stealing,  Jeanie,"  said  Madge 
Wildfire;  "though  whiles  I  can  hardly  get  our  mother  to 
think  sae.  Wha  wad  hae  thought  but  myself  of  making 
a  bolt  of  my  ain  back-bane?  But  it's  no  sae  strong  as 
thae  that  I  hae  seen  in  the  Tolbooth  at  Edinburgh.  The 
hammermen  of  Edinburgh  are  to  my  mind  afore  the 
world  for  making  stancheons,  ring-bolts,  fetter-bolts,  bars, 
and  locks.  And  they  arena  that  bad  at  girdles*  for 
carcakes  t  neither,  though  the  Cu'ross  hammermen  have 
the  gree  J  for  that.  My  mother  had  ance  a  bonny  Cu'ross 
girdle,  and  I  thought  to  have  baked  carcakes  on  it  for  my 
puir  wean  that's  dead  and  gane  nae  fair  way— but  we 
maun  a'  dee,  ye  ken,  Jeanie — You  Cameronian  bodies  ken 
that  brawlle  ;  §  and  ye're  for  making  a  hell  upon  earth  that 
ye  may  be  less  unwillin'  to  part  wi'  it.  But  as  touching 
Bedlam  that  ye  were  speaking  about,  I'se  ne'er  recom- 
mend it  muckle  the  tae  gatejl  or  the  tother,  be  it  right — 
be  it  wrang.  But  ye  ken  what  the  sang  says  ? "  And, 
pursuing  the  unconnected  and  floating  wanderings  of  her 
mind,  she  sung  aloud — 

*•  In  the  boony  cells  of  Bedlam, 
Ere  I  was  aiie  and  twenty, 
I  had  hempen  bracelets  strongs. 
And  merry  whips,  ding'-dong. 
And  prayer  and  fasting-  plenty. 

"Weel,  Jeanie,  I  am  something  hcrse  the  night,  and  1 
canna  sing  muckle  mair;  and  troth,  I  think,  I  am  gaun 
to  sleep." 

*  Circular  iron  plate  for  toasting^  cakes.  t  Cake  made  with  eggs,  etc 

•  Pre-eminenc*.  |  V'er>'  weU.  |  One  way.] 


3i8  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHfi^T 

She  drooped  her  head  on  her  breast,  a  posture  from 
which  Jeanie,  who  would  have  given  the  world  for  an 
opportunity  of  quiet  to  consider  the  means  and  the  prob- 
ability of  her  escape,  was  very  careful  not  to  disturb  her. 
After  nodding,  however,  for  a  minute  or  two,  with  her 
eyes  half  closed,  the  unquiet  and  restless  spirit  of  her 
malady  again  assailed  Madge.  She  raised  her  head,  and 
spoke,  but  with  a  lowered  tone,  which  was  again  gradu- 
ally overcome  by  drowsiness,  to  which  the  fatigue  of  a 
day's  journey  on  horseback  had  probably  given  unwonted 
occasion, — '*  I  dinna  ken  what  makes  me  sae  sleepy — I 
amaist  never  sleep  till  my  bonny  Lady  Moon  gangs  till  her 
bed — mair  by  token,  when  she's  at  the  full,  ye  ken,  rowing 
aboon  us  yonder  in  her  grand  silver  coach — I  have  danced 
to  her  my  lane  sometimes  for  very  joy — and  whiles  dead  folk 
came  and  danced  wi'  me — the  like  o'  Jock  Porteous,  or  ony 
body  I  had  kend  when  I  was'  living  —  for  ye  maun  ken 
I  was  ance  dead  mysell,"  Here  the  poor  maniac  sung 
in  a  low  and  wild  tone. 

"My  banes  are  buried  in  yon  kirkyard 
Sae  far  ayont  the  sea. 
And  it  is  but  my  blithesome  ghaist 
That's  speaking-  now  to  thee. 

"But,  after  a',  Jeanie,  my  woman,  naebody  kens  weel 
wha's  living  and  wha's  dead — or  wha's  gane  to  Fairyland 
— there's  another  question.  Whiles  I  think  my  puir 
bairn's  dead  —  ye  ken  very  weel  it's  buried  —  but  that 
signifies  naething.  I  have  had  it  on  my  knee  a  hundred 
times,  and  a  hundred  till  that,  since  it  was  buried — and 
how  could  that  be  were  it  dead,  ye  ken  ? — it's  merely 
impossible."  —  And  here,  some  conviction  half-overcoming 
the  reveries  of  her  imagination,  she  burst  into  a  fit  of 
crying  and  ejaculation,  "  Wae's  me!  wae's  me  I  wae's 
me  !  "  till  at  length  she  moaned  and  sobbed  herself  into  a 
deep  sleep,  which  was  soon  intimated  by  her  breathing 
hard,  leaving  Jeanie  to  her  own  melancholy  reflections 
and  observations. 


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CHAPTER  XXX. 

Bind  her  quickly  ;  or,  by  this  steel, 
I'll  tell,  although  I  truss  for  company. 

Fletcher. 

-.IE  imperfect  light  which  shone  into  the  window  enabled 
jeanie  to  see  that  there  was  scarcely  any  chance  of  making 
her  escape  in  that  direction  ;  for  the  aperture  was  high  in 
the  wall,  and  so  narrow,  that,  could  she  have  climbed  up 
to  it,  she  might  well  doubt  whether  it  would  have  permitted 
her  to  pass  her  body  through  it  An  unsuccessful  attempt 
to  escape  would  be  sure  to  draw  down  w^orse  treatment 
than  she  now  received,  and  she,  therefore,  resolved  to  watch 
her  opportunity  carefully  ere  making  such  a  perilous  effort. 
For  this  purpose  she  applied  herself  to  the  ruinous  clay 
partition,  which  divided  the  hovel  in  which  she  now  was 
from  the  rest  of  the  waste  barn.  It  was  decayed,  and  full 
of  cracks  and  chinks,  owe  of  which  she  enlarged  with  her 
fingers,  cautiously  and  witliout  noise,  until  she  could  obtain 
a  plain  view  of  the  old  hag  and  the  taller  ruffian,  whom 
they  called  Levitt,  seated  together  beside  the  decayed  fire 
of  charcoal,  and  apparently  engaged  in  close  conference. 
She  was  at  first  terrified  by  the  sight,  for  the  features  of  the 
old  woman  had  a  hideous  cast  of  hardened  and  inveterate 
malice  and  ill-humour,  and  those  of  the  man,  though 
naturally  less  unfavourable,  were  such  as  corresponded  well 
with  licentious  habits,  and  a  lawless  profession. 

"But  I  remembered,"  said  Jeanie,  "my  worthy  father's 
tales  of  a  winter  evening,  how  he  was  confined  with  the 
blessed  martyr  Mr.  James  Renwick,  who  lifted  up  the 
fallen  standard  of  the  true  reformed  Kirk  of  Scotland, 
after  the  worthy  and  renowned  Richard  Cameron,  our  last 
blessed  bannerman,  had  fallen  among  the  swords  of  the 
wicked  at  Alrsmoss,  and  how  the  very  hearts  of  the  wicked 
malefactors  and  murderers,  whom  they  were  confined 
withal,  were  melted  like  wax  at  the  sound  of  their 
doctrine :  and  I  bethought  myself,  that  the  same  help  that 
was  wi'  them  in  their  strait,  wad  be  wi'  me  in  mine,  an  I 
could  but  watch  the  Lord's  time  and  opportunity  for  deliver- 
ing my  feet  from  their  snare ;  and  I  minded  the  scripture 
of  the  blessed  Psalmist,  whilklie  inslsteth  on,  as  weel  in  the 
.  forty-second  as  in  the  forty-lliird  psalm,  '  Why  art  thou  cast 


320  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

down,  O  my  soul,  and  why  art  thou  disquieted  within  nic  ? 
Hope  in  God,  for  I  shall  yet  praise  Him,  who  is  the  health 
of  my  countenance,  and  my  God.  '  " 

Strengthened  in  a  mind  naturally  calm,  sedate,  and 
firm,  by  the  influence  of  religious  confidence,  this  poor 
captive  was  enabled  to  attend  to,  and  comprehend,  a  great 
part  of  an  interesting  conversation  wiiich  passed  betwixt 
those  into  whose  hands  she  had  fallen,  notwithstanding 
that  their  meaning  was  partly  disguised  by  the  occasional 
use  of  cant  terms,  of  which  Jeanie  knew  not  the  import,  by 
the  low  tone  in  which  they  spoke,  and  by  their  mode  of 
supplying  their  broken  phrases  by  shrugs  and  signs,  as  is 
usual  amongst  those  of  their  disorderly  profession. 

The  man  opened  the  conversation  by  saying,  "  Now, 
dame,  you  see  I  am  true  to  my  friend.  I  have  not  forgot 
that  you  planked  a  chury*  which  helped  me  through  the 
bars  of  the  Castle  of  York,  and  I  came  to  do  your  work 
without  asking  questions ;  for  one  good  turn  deserves 
another.  But  now  that  Madge,  who  is  as  loud  as  Tom  of 
Lincoln,  is  somewhat  still,  and  this  same  Tyburn  Neddie 
is  shaking  his  heels  after  the  old  nag,  why,  you  must  tell 
me  what  all  this  is  about,  and  what's  to  be  done — for — 
d — n  me  if  1  touch  the  girl,  or  let  her  be  touched,  and  she 
with  Jim  Rat's  pass  too." 

"Thou  art  an  honest  lad,  Frank,"  answered  the  old 
woman,  "but  e'en  too  kind  for  thy  trade;  thy  tender 
heart  will  get  thee  into  trouble.  1  will  see  ye  gang  up 
Holborn  Hill  backward,  and  a'  on  the  word  of  some  silly 
loon  that  could  never  hae  rapped  to  ye  had  ye  drawn  your 
knife  across  his  weasand." 

"You  may  be  balked  there,  old  one,"  answered  the 
robber;  "  I  have  known  many  a  pretty  lad  cut  short  in 
his  first  summer  upon  the  road,  because  he  was  some- 
thing hasty  with  his  Hals  and  sharps.  Besides,  a  man 
would  fain  live  out  his  two  years  with  a  good  conscience. 
So,  tell  me  what  all  this  is  about,  and  what's  to  be  done 
for  you  tliat  one  can  do  decently  ?  "  ' 

"Why,   you   must  know,   Frank — but  first  taste  a  snap; 
of  right  Hollands."     She  drew   a  flask  from   her  pocket, 
and  filled  the  fellow  a  large  bumper,  which  he  pronounced 
to  be  the  right  thing. — "You  must  know,   then,   Frank — 
wunna  ye  mend  your  hand?  "  again  oflering  the  flask. 

"No,  no — when  a  woman  wants  mischief  from  you,  she 

*  Concealed  a  knife. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  321 

.  vays  begins  by  filling  you  drunk.  D — n  all  Dutch 
courage.  What  I  do  I  will  do  soberly — I'll  last  the  longer 
for  that  too. " 

"Well,  then,  you  must  know,"  resumed  the  old  woman, 
without  any  further  attempts  at  propitiation,  "that  this  girl 
is  going  to  London." 

Here  Jeanie  could  only  distinguish  the  word  "  sister." 

The  robber  answered'  in  a  louder  tone,  "Fair  enough 
that ;  and  what  the  devil  is  your  business  with  it  ?  " 

"  Business   enough,    I   think.     If  the  b queers   the 

noose,  that  silly  cull  will  marry  her." 

"And  who  cares  if  he  does?  "  said  the  man. 

"Who  cares,  ye  donnard  Neddie?  /  care;  and  I  will 
strangle  her  with  my  own  hands,  rather  than  she  should 
come  to  Madge's  preferment." 

"  Madge's  preferment  ?  Does  your  old  blind  e3'es  see  no 
farther  than  that  ?  If  he  is  as  you  say,  d'ye  think  he'll  ever 
marrv  a  moon-calf  like  Madge  ?  Ecod,  that's  a  good  one — 
Mary  Madge  Wildfire  !— Ha  !  ha  !  ha  !  " 

"  Hark  ye,  ye  crack-rope  padder,  born  beggar,  and  bred 
thief!"  replied  the  hag,  "suppose  he  never  marries  the 
wench,  is  that  a  reason  he  should  marry  another,  and  that 
other  to  hold  my  daughter's  place,  and  she  crazed,  and  I  a 
beggar,  and  all  along  of  him  ?  But  I  know  that  of  him 
will  hang  him — I  know  that  of  him  will  hang  him,  if  he  had 
a  thousand  lives — 1  know  that  of  him  will  hang — hang — 
hang  him  ! " 

She  grinned  as  she  repeated  and  dwelt  upon  the  fatal 
monosyllable,  with  the  emphasis  of  a  vindictive  fiend. 

"Then  why  don't  you  hang — hang — hang  him?"  said 
Frank,  repeating  her  words  contemptuously.  "There 
would  be  more  sense  in  that,  than  in  wrecking  yourself  here 
upon  two  wenches  that  have  done  you  and  your  daughter 
no  ill." 

"  No  ill  ?"  answered  the  old  woman — "and  he  to  marry 
tkis  jail-bird,  if  ever  she  gets  her  foot  loose  !  " 

"  But  as  there  is  no  chance  of  his  marrying  a  bird  of  your 
brood,  I  cannot,  for  my  soul,  see  what  you  have  to  do  with 
all  this,"  again  replied  the  robber,  shrugging  his  shoulders. 
"Where  there  is  aught  to  be  got,  I'll  go  as  far  as  my 
neighbours,  but  I  hate  mischief  for  mischiefs  sake." 

".And  would  you  go  nae  length  for  revenge?"  said  the 
hag — "for  revenge,  the  sweetest  morsel  to  the  mouth  that 
ever  was  cooked  in  hell !  " 


32i  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

"The  devil  may  keep  it  for  his  own  eating,  then,"  said 
the  robber ;  "for  hang  me  if  I  like  the  sauce  he  dresses  it 
with." 

"  Revenge  !  "  continued  the  old  woman  ;  "  why,  it  is  the 
best  reward  the  devil  gives  us  for  our  time  here  and 
hereafter.  I  have  wrought  hard  for  it — I  have  suffered  for 
it,  and  I  have  sinned  for  it — and  I  will  have  it, — or  there  is 
neither  justice  in  heaven  nor  in  hell ! " 

Levitt  had  by  this  time  lighted  a  pipe,  and  was  listening 
with  great  composure  to  the  frantic  and  vindictive  ravings 
of  the  old  hag.  He  was  too  much  hardened  by  his  course 
of  life  to  be  shocked  with  them  —  too  indifferent,  and 
probably  too  stupid,  to  catch  any  part  of  their  animation 
or  energy.  "But,  mother,"  he  said,  after  a  pause,  "still  I 
say,  that  if  revenge  is  your  wish,  you  should  take  it  on  the 
young  fellow  himself. 

"I  wish  I  could,"  she  said,  drawing  in  her  breath,  with 
the  eagerness  of  a  thirsty  person  while  mimicking  the  action 
of  drinking — "  I  wish  I  could  ! — but  no — I  cannot — I 
cannot." 

"And  why  not  ? — You  would  think  little  of  peaching  and 
hanging  him  for  this  Scotch  affair, — Rat  me,  one  might 
have  milled  the  Bank  of  England,  and  less  noise  about  it." 

"I  have  nursed  him  at  this  withered  breast,"  ans waited 
the  old  woman,  folding  her  hands  on  her  bosom,  as  if 
pressing  an  infant  to  it,  "  and  though  he  has  proved  an 
adder  to  me — though  he  has  been  the  destruction  of  me  and' 
mine — though  he  has  made  me  company  for  the  devil,  if 
there  be  a  devil,  and  food  for  hell,  if  there  be  such  a  place,  ■ 
yet  I  cannot  take  his  life — No,  I  cannot,"  she  continued, 
with  an  appearance  of  rage  against  herself;  "I  have' 
thought  of  it — I  have  tried  it — but,  Francis  Levitt,  I  canna 
gang  through  wi't  I — Na,  na — he  was  the  first  bairn  I  ever- 
nurst — ill  I  had  been — but  man  can  never  ken  what  woman 
feels  for  the  bairn  she  has  held  first  to  her  bosom  ! " 

"To  be  sure,"  said  Levitt,  "we  have  no  experiencef. 
But,  mother,  they  say  you  ha'n't  been  so  kind  to  other 
bairns,  as  you  call  them,  that  have  come  in  your  way. — Nay, 
d — n  me,  never  lay  your  hand  on  the  whittle,  for  I  am 
captain  and  leader  here,  and  I  will  have  no  rebellion." 

The  hag,  whose  first  motion  had  been,  upon  hearing  the 
question,  to  grasp  the  haft  of  a  large  knife,  now  unclosed 
her  hand,  stole  it  away  from  the  weapon,  and  suffered  it  to 
fall  by  her  side,  while  she  proceeded  witli  a  sort  of  smile — 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  323 

"Bairns!  ye  are  joking,  lad,  wha  wad  touch  bairns? 
Madge,  puir  tiling,  had  a  misfortune  wi'  ane— and  the 
}  tother  " — Here  her  voice  sunk  so  much,  that  Jeanle,  though 
I  anxiously  upon  the  watch,  could  not  catch  a  word  she  said, 
until  she  raised  her  tone  at  the  conclusion  of  the  sentence — 
"So  Madge,  in  her  daffin',  threw  it  into  the  Nor'-Loch,  I 
trow." 

Madge,  whose  slumbers,  like  those  of  most  who  labour 
under  mental  malady,  had  been  short  and  were  easily  broken- 
now  made  herself  heard  from  her  place  of  repose,  _ 

"Indeed,  mother,  that's  a  great  lee,  for  I  did  nae  sic 
thing." 

"Hush,  thou  hellicat  devil,"  said  her  mother  — "By 
Heaven  !  the  other  wench  will  be  waking  too  I  " 

"That  may  be  dangerous,"  said  Frank  ;  and  he  rose  and 
followed  Meg  Murdockson  across  the  floor. 

"Rise,"  said  the  hag  to  her  daughter,  "or  I  sail  drive 
the  knife  between  the  planks  into  the  Bedlam  back  of 
thee  ! " 

Apparently  she  at  the  same  time  seconded  her  threat  by 
pricking  her  with  the  point  of  a  knife,  for  Madge,  with  a 
faint  scream,  changed  her  place,  and  the  door  opened. 

The  old  woman  held  a  candle  in  one  hand,  and  a  knife  in 
the  other.  Levitt  appeared  behind  herj  whether  with  a 
view  of  preventing,  or  assisting  her  in  any  violence  she 
might  meditate,  could  not  be  well  guessed-  Jeanie's 
presence  of  mind  stood  her  friend  in  this  dreadful  crisis. 
She  had  resolution  enough  to  maintain  the  attitude  and 
manner  of  one  who  sleeps  profoundly,  and  to  regulate  even 
her  breathing,  notwithstanding  the  agitation  of  instant 
terror,  so  as  to  correspond  with  her  attitude. 

The  old  woma  1  passed  the  light  across  her  eyes ;  and 
although  Jeanie's  fears  were  so  powerfully  awakened  by  this 
movement,  that  she  often  declared  afterwards,  that  she 
thought  she  saw  the  figures  of  her  destined  murderers 
through  her  closed  eyelids,  she  had  still  the  resolution  to 
maintain  the  feint,  on  which  her  safety  perhaps  depended. 

Levitt  looked  at  her  with  fixed  attention  ;  he  then  turned 
the  old  woman  out  of  the  place,  and  followed  her  himself. 
Having  regained  tlie  outer  apartment,  and  seated  them- 
selves, Jeanie  heard  tlie  highwayman  say,  to  her  no  small 
relief,  "  She's  as  fast  as  if  she  were  in  Bedfordshire. — Now, 
old  Meg,  d — n  me,  if  I  can  understand  a  glim  of  this  story 
of  yours,  or  what  good  it  will  do  you  to  hang  the  one  wench, 


324  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

and  torment  the  other ;  but,  rat  me,  I  will  be  true  to  my 
friend,  and  serve  ye  the  way  ye  like  it.  I  see  it  will  be  a 
bad  job ;  but  I  do  think  I  could  get  her  down  to  Surfleet  on 
ihe  Wash,  and  so  on  board  Tom  Moonshine's  neat  lugger, 
and  keep  her  out  of  the  way  three  or  four  weeks,  if  that  will 
please  ye  ? — But  d — n  me  if  any  one  shall  harm  her,  unless 
they  have  a  mind  to  choke  on  a  brace  of  blue  plums. — It's  a 
cruel  bad  job,  and  I  wish  you  and  it,  Meg,  were  both  at  the 
devil." 

"  Never  mind,  hinny  Levitt,"  said  the  old  woman  ;  "you 
are  a  ruffler,  and  will  have  a'  your  ain  gate — She  shanna 
gang  to  heaven  an  hour  sooner  for  me ;  I  carena  whether 
she  live  or  die— it^s  her  sister — ay,  her  sister !  " 

"Well,  we'll  say  no  more  about  it,  I  hear  Tom  coming 
in.  We'll  couch  a  hogshead,*  and  so  better  had  you."  They 
retired  to  repose  accordingly,  and  all  was  silent  in  this 
asylum  of  iniquity. 

Jeanie  lay  for  a  long  time  awake.  At  break  of  day  she 
heard  the  two  ruffians  leave  the  barn,  after  whispering  with 
the  old  woman  for  some  time.  The  sense  that  she  was  now 
guarded  only  by  persons  of  her  own  sex  gave  her  some 
confidence,  and  irresistible  lassitude  at  length  threw  her  into 
slumber. 

When  the  captive  awakened,  the  sun  was  high  in 
heaven,  and  the  morning  considerably  advanced.  Madge 
Wildfire  was  still  in  the  hovel  which  had  served  them  for 
the  night,  and  immediately  bid  her  good-morning  with  her 
usual  air  of  insane  glee.  "And  d'ye  ken,  lass,"  said  Madge 
"  there's  queer  things  chanced  since  ye  hae  been  in  the  land 
of  Nod.  The  constables  hae  been  here,  woman,  and  they 
met  wi'  my  minnie  at  the  door,  and  they  whirl'd  her  awa  to 
the  Justice's  about  the  man's  wheat. — Dear!  thae  English 
churls  think  as  muckle  about  a  blade  of  wheat  or  grass,  as 
a  Scots  laird  does  about  his  maukins  and  his  muir-poots. 
Now,  lass,  if  ye  like,  we'll  play  them  a  fine  jink  ;  we  will 
awa  out  and  take  a  walk — they  will  make  unco  wark  when 
they  miss  us,  but  we  can  easily  be  back  by  dinner  time,  or 
before  dark  night  at  ony  rate,  and  it  will  be  some  frolic  and 
fresh  air. — But  maybe  ye  wad  like  to  take  some  breakfast, 
and  then  lie  down  again  ?  I  ken  by  mysell,  there's  whiles  I 
can  sit  wi'  my  head  on  my  hand  the  haill  day,  and  havena 
a  word  to  cast  at  a  dog — and  other  whiles  that  I  cannot  sit 
still  a  moment.     That's  when  the  folk  think  me  warst,  but 

•  Lay  ourselves  down  to  Bleep- 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  325 

I   am  aye  canny  enough  —  y%  needna  be  feared  to  walk 
wi'  me." 

Had  Madge  Wildfire  been  the  most  raging  lunatic, 
instead  of  possessing  a  doubtful,  uncertain,  and  twilight 
sort  of  rationality,  var>-ing,  probably,  from  the  influence 
of  the  most  trivial  causes,  Jeanle  would  hardly  have  ob- 
jected to  leave  a  place  of  captivity  where  she  had  so  much 
to  apprehend.  She  eagerly  assured  Madge  that  she  had 
no  occasion  for  farther  sleep,  no  desire  whatever  for  eating  ; 
and  hoping  internally  that  she  was  not  guilty  of  sin  in 
doing  so,  she  flattered  her  keeper's  crazy  humour  for 
walking  in  the  woods. 

"It's  no  a'theglther  for  that  neither," said  poor  Madge; 
"  but  I  am  judging  ye  will  wun  the  better  out  o*^  thae 
folk's  hands ;  no  that  they  are  a'theglther  bad  folk  neither, 
but  they  have  queer  ways  wi'  tliem,  and  I  whiles  dinna 
think  it  has  been  ever  very  weel  wi'  my  mother  and  me  since 
we  kept  siclike  company." 

With  the  haste,  the  joy,  the  fear,  and  the  hope  of  a 
liberated  captive,  Jeanle  snatched  up  her  little  bundle, 
followed  Madge  Into  the  free  air,  and  eagerly  looked  round 
her  for  a  human  habitation  ;  but  none  was  to  be  seen.  The 
ground  was  partly  cultivated,  and  partly  left  in  its  natural 
state,  according  as  the  fancy  of  the  slovenly  agriculturists 
had  decided.  In  its  natural  state  it  was  waste,  in  some 
places  covered  with  dwarf  trees  and  bushes,  in  others 
swamp,  and  elsewhere  firm  and  dry  downs  or  pasture 
grounds. 

Jeanie's  active  mind  next  led  her  to  conjecture  which  way 
the  high-road  lay,  whence  she  had  been  forced.  If  she 
regained  that  public  road,  she  Imagined  she  must  soon  meet 
some  person,  or  arrive  at  some  house,  where  she  might  tell 
her  story,  and  request  protection.  But  after  a  glance  around 
her,  she  saw  with  regret  that  she  had  no  means  whatever  of 
directing  her  course  with  any  degree  of  certaint\',  and  that 
she  was  still  in  dependence  upon  her  crazy  companion. 
"Shall  we  not  walk  upon  the  high-road?"  said  she  to 
Madge,  in  such  a  tone  as  a  nurse  uses  to  coax  a  child. 
"  It's  brawer  walking  on  the  road  than  amang  thae  wild 
bushes  and  whins. " 

Madge,  who  was  walking  verv'  fast,  stopped  at  this 
question,  and  looked  at  Jeanie  with  a  sudden  and  scrutin- 
ising glance,  that  seemed  to  indicate  complete  acquaintance 
with  her  purpose.     "Aha,  lass  I "  she  exclaimed,  "are  ye 


326  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

^aun  to  guide  "us  that  gate  ? — Ye'U  be  for  making  your 
heels  save  your  head,  I  am  judging." 

Jeanie  hesitated  for  a  moment,  on  hearing  her  companion 
thus  express  herself,  whether  she  had  not  better  take  the 
hint,  and  try  to  outstrip  and  get  rid  of  her.  But  she  knew 
not  in  which  direction  to  fly ;  she  was  by  no  means  sure 
that  she  would  prove  the  swiftest,  and  perfectly  conscious 
that,  in  the  event  of  her  being  pursued  and  overtaken,  she 
would  be  inferior  to  the  mad  woman  in  strength.  She 
therefore  gave  up  thoughts  for  the  present  of  attempting 
to  escape  in  that  manner,  and,  saying  a  few  words  to  allay 
Madge's  suspicions,  she  followed  in  anxious  apprehension 
the  wayward  path  by  which  her  guide  thought  proper  to 
lead  her.  Madge,  infirm  of  purpose,  and  easily  reconciled 
to  the  present  scene,  whatever  it  was,  began  soon  to  talk 
with  her  usual  dififuseness  of  ideas. 

"  It's  a  dainty  thing  to  be  in  the  woods  on  a  fine  morning 
like  this — I  like  it  far  better  than  the  town,  for  there  isna  a 
wheen  duddie  bairns  to  be  crying  after  ane,  as  if  ane  were 
a  warld's  wonder,  just  because  ane  maybe  is  a  thouglit 
bonnier  and  better  put-on  than  their  neighbours — though, 
Jeanie,  ye  suld  never  be  proud  o'  braw  clalths,  or  beauty 
neither — wae's  me !  they're  but  a  snare.  I  anes  thought 
better  o'  them,  and  what  came  o't  ?  " 

"Are  ye  sure  ye  ken  the  way  ye  are  taking  us?"  said 
Jeanie,  who  began  to  imagine  that  she  was  getting  deeper 
into  the  woods,  and  more  remote  from  the  high-road. 

"  Do  I  ken  the  road? — Wasna  I  mony  a  day  living  here, 
and  what  for  shouldna  I  ken  the  road  ?  —  I  might  hae 
forgotten,  too,  for  it  was  afore  my  accident ;  but  there  are 
some  things  ane  can  never  forget,  let  them  try  it  as  muckle 
as  they  like." 

By  this  time  they  had  gained  the  deepest  part  of  a  patch 
of  woodland.  The  trees  were  a  little  separated  from  each 
other,  and  at  the  foot  of  one  of  them,  a  beautiful  poplar, 
was  a  variegated  hillock  of  wild  flowers  and  moss,  such 
as  the  poet  of  Grasmere  has  described  in  his  verses  on  the 
Thorn.  So  soon  as  she  arrived  on  this  spot,  Madge 
Wildfire,  joining  her  hands  above  her  head,  with  a  loud 
scream  that  resembled  laughter,  flung  herself  all  at  once 
upon  the  spot,  and  remained  lying  there  motionless. 

Jeanie's  first  idea  was  to  take  the  opportunity  of  flight ; 
but  her  desire  to  escape  yielded  for  a  moment  to  appre- 
hension for  the  poor  insane  being,  who,  she  thought,  might 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  327 

perish  for  want  of  relief.  With  an  efTort,  which,  in  her 
circumstances,  might  be  termed  heroic,  she  stooped  down, 
spoke  in  a  soothing  tone,  and  endeavoured  to  raise  up  the 
forlorn  creature.  She  effected  this  with  difficulty,  and,  as 
she  placed  her  against  the  tree  in  a  sitting  posture,  she 
observed  with  surprise,  that  her  complexion,  usually  florid, 
was  now  deadly  pale,  and  that  her  face  was  bathed  in  tears. 
Notwithstanding  her  own  extreme  danger,  Jeanie  was 
affected  by  the  situation  of  her  companion  ;  and  the  rather, 
that,  through  the  whole  train  of  her  wavering  and  incon- 
sistent state  of  mind  and  line  of  conduct,  she  discerned  a 
general  colour  of  kindness  towards  herself,  for  which  she 
felt  grateful.  i. ir. 

"Let  me  alane ! — let  me  alane!"  said  the  poor  young 
Woman,  as  her  paroxysm  of  sorrow  began  to  abate — "Let 
me  alane — it  does  me  good  to  weep.  I  canna  shed  tears 
but  maybe  anes  or  twice  a  year,  and  I  aye  come  to  wet  this 
turf  with  them,  that  the  flowers  may  grow  fair,  and  the 
grass  may  be  green." 

"  But  what  is  the  matter  with  you  ?  "  said  Jeanie — "  Why 
do  you  weep  so  bitterly  ?  " 

"There's  matter  enow,"  replied  the  lunatic — "mair  than 
ae  puir  mind  can  bear,  I  trow.  Stay  a  bit,  and  I'll  tell  you 
a'  about  it  ;  for  I  like  ye,  Jeanie  Deans — a'body  spoke  weel 
about  ye  when  we  lived  in  the  Pleasaunts — And  I  mind  aye 
the  drink  o'  milk  )'e  gae  me  yon  day,  when  I  had  been  on 
Arthur's  Seat  for  four-and-twenty  hours,  looking  for  the 
ship  that  somebody  was  sailing  in." 

These  words  recalled  to  Jeanie's  recollection,  that,  in  fact, 
she  had  been  one  morning  much  frightened  by  meeting  a 
crazy  young  woman  near  her  father's  house  at  an  early 
hour,  and  that,  as  she  appeared  to  be  harmless,  her 
apprehension  had  been  changed  into  pity,  and  she  had 
relieved  the  unhappy  wanderer  with  some  food,  which  she 
devoured  with  the  haste  of  a  famished  person.  The  in- 
cident, trifling  in  itself,  was  at  present  of  great  importance, 
if  it  should  be  found  to  have  made  a  favourable  and 
permanent  impression  on  the  mind  of  the  object  of  her 
charity. 

"  Yes,"  said  Madge,  "  I'll  tell  ye  all  about  it,  for  ye  are  a 
dfcent  man's  daugiiter — Douce  Davie  Deans,  ye  ken — and 
maybe  ve'll  can  teach  me  to  find  out  the  narrow  way,  and 
the  straight  path  ;  for  I  have  been  burning  bricks  in  Egypt, 
and  walking   through    the  weary  wilderness  of  Sinat,  for 


338  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

long  and  mony  a  day.  But  whenever  1  think  about  mine 
errors,  1  am  like  to  cover  my  lips  for  shame. " — Here  she 
looked  up  and  smiled. — "  It's  a  strange  thing  now — I  hae 
spoke  mair  gude  words  to  you  in  ten  minutes,  than  I  wad 
speak  to  my  mother  is  as  mony  years.  It's  no  that  I  dinna 
think  on  them — and  whiles  they  are  just  at  my  tongue's 
end ;  but  then  comes  the  devil,  and  brushes  my  lips  with 
his  black  wing,  and  lays  his  broad  black  loof  on  my  mouth 
— for  a  black  loof  it  is,  Jeanie — and  sweeps  away  a'  my  gude 
thoughts,  and  dits  up  my  gude  words,  and  pits  a  wheen  fule 
sangs  and  idle  vanities  in  their  place." 

"Try,  Madge,"  said  Jeanie, — "try  to  settle  your  mind 
and  make  your  breast  clean,  and  you'll  find  your  heart 
easier — ^Just  resist  the  devil  and  he  will  flee  from  you — and 
mind  that,  as  my  worthy  father  tells  me,  there  is  nae  devil 
sae  deceitfu'  as  our  ain  wandering  thoughts." 

"And  tliat's  true  too,  lass,"  said  Madge,  starting  up; 
"and  I'll  gang  a  gate  where  the  devil  daurna  follow  me; 
and  it's  a  gate  that  you  will  like  dearly  to  gang — but  I'll 
keep  a  fast  haud  o'  your  arm,  for  fear  ApoUyon  should 
stride  across  the  path,  as  he  did  in  the  Pilgrim's  Progress." 

Accordingly  she  got  up,  and,  taking  Jeanie  by  the  arm, 
began  to  walk  forward  at  a  great  pace  ;  and  soon,  to  her 
companion's  no  small  joy,  came  into  a  marked  path,  with 
the  meanders  of  which  she  seemed  perfectly  acquainted. 
Jeanie  endeavoured  to  bring  her  back  to  the  confessional, 
but  the  fancy  was  gone  by.  In  fact,  the  mind  of  this 
deranged  being  resembled  nothing  so  much  as  a  quantity 
of  dry  leaves,  which  may  for  a  few  minutes  remam  still, 
but  are  instantly  discomposed  and  put  in  motion  by  the 
first  casual  breath  of  air.  She  had  now  got  John  Bunyan's 
parable  into  her  head,  to  the  exclusion  of  ever>'thing  else, 
and  on  she  went  with  great  volubility. 

"  Did  ye  never  read  the  Pilgrim's  Progress  ?  And  you  shall 
be  the  woman  Christiana,  and  I  will  be  the  maiden  Mercy 
— for  ye  ken  Mercy  was  of  the  fairer  countenance,  and  the 
more  alluring  than  her  companion — and  if  I  had  my  little 
messan  dog  here,  it  would  be  Great-heart  their  guide,  ye 
ken,  for  he  was  e'en  as  bauld  that  he  wad  bark  at  ony  thing 
twenty  times  his  size  ;  and  that  was  e'en  the  death  of  him, 
for  he  bit  Corporal  MacAlpine's  heels  ae  morning  when 
they  were  hauling  me  to  the  guard-house,  and  Corporal 
MacAlpine  killed  the  bit  faithfu'  thing  wi'  his  Lochaber 
axe — deil  pike  the  Highland  bancs  o'  him  I  " 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  329 

"O  fie,  Madge,"  said  Jeanie,  "ye  should  not  speak  such 

rds." 

■•  It's  very  true,"  said  Madge,  shaking  her  head;  "but 
then  I  maunna  think  on  my  puir  bit  doggie,  Snap,  when 
I  saw  it  lying  dying  in  the  gutter.  But  it's  just  as  weel, 
for  it  suffered  baith  cauld  and  hunger  when  it  was  living, 
and  in  the  grave  there  is  rest  for  a'  things — rest  for  the 
doggie,  and  my  puir  bairn,  and  me." 

"Your  bairn?"  said  Jeanie,  conceiving  that  by  speaking 
on  such  a  topic,  supposing  it  to  be  a  real  one,  she  could 
not  fail  to  bring  her  companion  to  a  more  composed 
temper. 

She   was  mistaken,  however,  for   Madge   coloured,    and 

replied  with   some   anger,    *'■  My  bairn?    ay,    to    be   sure, 

my  bairn.     WTiat  for  shouldna  I  hae  a  bairn,  and  lose  a. 

:  bairn   too,  as   weel  as  your  bonny   tittie,    the   Lily   of  St. 

Leonard's  ?  " 

The   answer   struck  Jeanie   with    some  alarm,    and   she 

'  was   anxious   to   soothe    the     irritation     she     had     unwit- 

\  tingly    given   occasion   to.     "I    am   very    sorr)'    for    your 

I  misfortune " 

"Sorry?  what  wad  ye  be  sorry  for?"  answered  Madge. 
'  "The   bairn   was  a   blessing — that   is,  Jeanie,   it  wad  hae 
\  been  a  blessing  if  it  hadna  been   for   my  mother ;  but  mv 
*  mother's  a  queer  woman. — Ye  see,  there  was  an  auld  carle 
i  wi'  a  bit  land,  and  a  gude  clat  o'  siller  besides,  just   the 
ver)'  picture  of  old  Mr.   Feeblemind  or  Mr.  Ready-to-halt, 
that    Great-heart     delivered     from     Slaygood     the     giant, 
when  he  was  rifling  him  and  about  to  pick  his  bones,  for 
Slaygood  was  of  the  nature  of  the  flesh-eaters — and  Great- 
heart  killed  Giant  Despair  too — but  I  am  doubting  Giant 
Despair's  come  alive  again,  for  a'  the  story  book — I  find 
him  busy  at  my  heart  whiles." 

"Weel,  and  so  the  auld  carle," — said  Jeanie,  for  she  was 
painfully  interested  in  getting  to  the  truth  of  Madge's 
history,  which  she  could  not  but  suspect  was  in  some 
extraordinary  way  linked  and  entwined  with  the  fate  of 
her  sister.  She  was  also  desirous,  if  possible,  to  engage 
her  companion  in  some  narrative  which  might  be  carried 
on  in  a  lower  tone  of  voice,  for  she  was  In  great  appre- 
hension lest  the  elevated  notes  of  Madge's  conversation 
should  direct  her  mother  or  the  robbers  in  search  of  them. 

"And  so  the  auld  carle,"  said  Madge,  repeating  her 
words — "  I  wish  you    had  seen    him  stoitiny  afvjut,  aff  ae 


330  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

leg  on  to  the  other,  wi'  a  kind  o'  dot-and-go-one  sort  o 
motion,  as  if  ilk  ane  o'  his  twa  legs  had  belonged  to  sindr} 
folk — But  Gentle  George  could  take  him  aff  brawly — Eh, 
as  I  used  to  laugh  to  see  George  gang  hip-hop  like  him  !— 
I  dinna  ken,  I  think  I  laughed  heartier  then  than  whal 
I  do  now,  though  maybe  no  just  sae  muckle." 

"And  who  was  Gentle  George?"  said  Jeanie,  endeavour- 
ing to  bring  her  back  to  her  story. 

"Oh,  he  was  Geordie  Robertson,  ye  ken,  when  he  was 
in   Edinburgh;    but  that's  no  his  right    name    neither— 

His  name  is But  what  is  your  business  wi'  his  name  ? 

said  she,  as  if  upon  sudden  recollection.  "What  have  ye 
to  do  asking  for  folk's  names  ? — Have  ye  a  mind  I  should 
scour  my  knife  between  your  ribs,  as  my  mother  says  ?  " 

As  this  was  spoken  with  a  menacing  tone  and  gesture, 
Jeanie  hastened  to  protest  her  total  innocence  of  purpose  in 
the  accidental  question  which  she  had  asked,  and  Madge 
Wildfire  went  on  somewhat  pacified. 

"  Never  ask  folk's  names,  Jeanie — it's  no  civil — I  hae  seer 
half  a  dozen  o'  folk  in  my  mother's  at  anes,  and  ne'er  ane 
o'  them  ca'd  the  ither  by  his  name  ;  and  Daddie  Rattor 
says,  it  is  the  most  uncivil  thing  may  be,  because  the 
bailie  bodies  are  aye  asking  fashions  questions,  when  ye 
saw  sic  a  man,  or  sic  a  man  ;  and  if  ye  dinna  ken  theii 
names,  ye  ken  there  can  be  nae  mair  speer'd  about  it," 

In  what  strange  school,  thought  Jeanie  to  herself,  has 
this  poor  creature  been  bred  up,  where  such  remote  pre- 
cautions are  taken  against  the  pursuits  of  justice  ?  Whal 
would  my  father  or  Reuben  Butler  think,  if  I  were  to  tell 
them  there  are  sic  folk  in  the  world  ?  And  to  abuse  the 
simplicity  of  this  demented  creature !.  Oh,  that  I  were  but 
safe  at  hiajrve  among  mine  ain  leal  and  true  people !  anc 
I'll  bless  God,  while  I  have  breath,  that  placed  me  amongst 
those  who  live  in  His  fear,  and  under  the  shadow  of  His 
wing. 

She  was  interrupted  by  the  insane  laugh  of  Madge 
Wildfire,  as  she  saw  a  magpie  hop  across  the  path. 

''See  there! — that  was  the  gait  my  old  jo  used  to  crosi 
the  country,  but  no  just  sae  lightly — he  hadna  wings  tc 
help  his  auld  legs,  I  trow ;  but  I  behoved  to  have  marriec 
him  for  a'  that,  Jeanie,  or  my  mother  would  have  been  tht 
dead  o'  me.  But  then  came  in  the  story  of  my  poor  bairn 
and  my  mother  thought  hq  wad  be  deaved  wi*  its  skirling 
and  she  pat  it  away  in  below  the  bit  bourocU  of  turf  yonder 


THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  331 

just  to  be  out  o'  the  gate ;  and  1  think  slie  buried  my  best 
wits  with  it,  for  I  have  never  been  just  mysell  since.  And 
only  think,  Jeanie,  after  my  mother  had  been  at  a'  this  pains, 
the  auld  doited  body  Johnny  Drottle  turned  up  his  nose, 
and  wadna  hae  aught  to  say  to  me  !  But  it's  little  I  care 
for  him,  for  I  have  led  a  merry  life  ever  since,  and  ne'er  a 
braw  gentleman  looks  at  me  but  ye  wad  think  he  was  gaun 
to  drop  off  his  horse  for  mere  love  of  me.  I  have  kend  some 
o'  them  put  their  hand  in  their  pocket,  and  gie  me  as 
muckle  as  sixpence  at  a  time,  just  for  my  weel-faured  face.'' 
This  speech  gave  Jeanie  a  dark  insight  into  Madge's 
history.  She  had  been  courted  by  a  wealthy  suitor,  whose 
addresses  her  mother  had  favoured,  notwithstanding  the 
objection  of  old  age  and  deformity.  She  had  been  seduced 
by  some  profligate,  and,  to  conceal  her  shame  and  promote 
the  advantageous  match  she  had  planned,  her  mother  had 
not  hesitated  to  destroy  the  offspring  of  their  intrigue. 
That  the  consequence  should  be  the  total  derangement  of 
a  mind  which  was  constitutionally  unsettled  by  giddiness 
and  vanity,  was  extremely  natural ;  and  such  was,  in  fact, 
the  history  of  Madge  Wildfire's  insanity. 


CHAPTER  XXXI. 

So  free  from  dangfer,  free  from  fear. 

They  cross'd  the  court —  right  glad  they  were. 

Christahel. 

Pursuing  the  path  which  Madge  had  chosen,  Jeanie  Deans 
observed,  to  her  no  small  delight,  that  marks  of  more 
cultivation  appeared,  and  the  thatched  roofs  of  houses,  with 
their  blue  smoke  arising  in  little  columns,  were  seen  em- 
bosomed in  a  tuft  of  trees  at  some  distance.  The  track  led 
in  that  direction,  and  Jeanie  therefore  resolved,  while 
Madge  continued  to  pursue  it,  that  she  would  ask  her  no 
questions  ;  having  had  the  penetration  to  observe,  that  by 
doing  so  she  ran  the  risk  of  irritating  her  guide,  or  awaken- 
ing suspicions,  to  the  impressions  of  which,  persons  in 
Madge's  unsettled  state  of  mind  are  particularly  liable. 

Madge  therefore,  uninterrupted,  went  on  with  the  wild 
disjointed  chat  which  her  rambling  imagination  suggested  ; 
a  mood  in  which  she  was  much  more  communicative 
respecting  her  own  history,  and  that  of  others,  than  when 


333  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

there  was  any  attempt  made,  by  direct  queries,  or  cross- 
examinations,  to  extract  information  on  these  subjects, 

"  It's  a  queer  thing,"  she  said,  "but  whiles  I  can  speak 
about  the  bit  bairn  and  the  rest  of  it,  just  as  if  it  had  been 
another  body's,  and  no  my  ain ;  and  whiles  I  am  like  to 
break  my  heart  about  it — Had  you  ever  a  bairn,  Jeanie  ?  " 

Jeanie  replied  in  the  negative. 

"Ay;  but  your  sister  had,  though — and  I  ken  what 
came  o't  too." 

"  In  the  name  of  heavenly  mercy,"  said  Jeanie,  forgetting 
the  line  of  conduct  which  she  had  hitherto  adopted,  "tell 
me  but  what  became  of  that  unfortunate  babe,  and " 

Madge  stopped,  looked  at  her  gravely  and  fixedly,  and 
then  broke  into  a  great  fit  of  laughing — "Aha,  lass — catch 
me  if  you  can — I  think  it's  easy  to  gar  you  trow  onything. — 
How  suld  I  ken  onything  o'  your  sister's  wean  ?  Lasses 
suld  hae  naething  to  do  wi'  weans  till  they  are  married — 
and  then  a'  the  gossips  and  cummers  come  in  and  feast  as 
if  it  were  the  blithest  day  in  the  warld. — They  say  maidens' 
bairns  are  weel  guided.  I  wot  that  wasna  true  of  your 
tittle's  and  mine ;  but  these  are  sad  tales  to  tell. — I  maun 
just  sing  a  bit  to  keep  up  my  heart — It's  a  sang  that  Gentle 
George  made  on  me  lang  syne,  when  I  went  with  him  to 
Lockington  wake,  to  see  him  act  upon  a  stage,  in  fine 
clothes,  with  the  player  folk.  He  might  have  dune  waur 
than  married  me  that  night  as  he  promised — better  wed 
over  the  mixen  as  over  the  moor,*  as  they  say  in  Yorkshire 
— he  may  gang  farther  and  fare  waur — but  that's  a'  ane  to 
the  sang 

"  I'm  Madge  of  the  country,  I'm  Madg-e  of  the  town, 
And  I'm  Madge  of  the  lad  I  am  blithest  to  own — 
The  Lady  of  Bcever  in  diamonds  may  shine, 
But  has  not  a  heart  half  so  lightsome  as  mine. 

"  I  am  Queen  of  the  Wake,  and  I'm  Lady  of  May, 
And  I  lead  the  blithe  ring  round  the  May-pole  to-day  ; 
The  wild-fire  that  flashes  so  fair  and  so  free, 
Was  never  so  bright,  or  so  bonny,  as  me. 

"I  like  that  the  best  o'  a'  my  sangs,"  continued  th* 
maniac,  "because  he  made  it.  I  am  often  singing  it,  and 
that's  maybe  the  reason  folk  ca'  me   Madge   Wildfire.     I 

*  A  homely  proverb,  si^iiifyinp,  better  wed  a  neighbour  than  one  fetched  from 
^.  distance. — Mixen  signihes  dunghill. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  333 

aye  answer  to  the  name,  though  it's  no  my  ain,  for  what's 
ihe  use  of  making-  a  fash  ?  " 

"  But  ye  shouldna  sing  upon  the  Sabbath  at  least,"  said 
Jeanie,  who,  amid  all  her  distress  and  anxiety,  could  not 
help  being  scandalised  at  the  deportment  of  her  companion, 
especially  as  they  now  approached  near  to  the  little  village. 

"Ay  !  is  this  Sunday  ?  "  said  Madge.  "  My  mother  leads 
sic  a  life,  wi'  turning  night  into  day,  that  ane  loses  a'  count 
o'  the  days  o'  the  week,  and  disna  ken  Sunday  frae  Saturday, 
Besides,  it's  a'  your  whiggery — in  England,  folk  sing  when 
they  like — And  then,  ye  ken,  you  are  Christiana,  and  I  am 
Mercy  —  and  ye  ken,  as  they  went  on  their  way,  they 
sang." — And  she  immediately  raised  one  of  John  Banyan's 
ditties : — 

"  He  that  is  down  need  fear  no  fall, 
He  that  is  low  no  pride  ; 
He  that  is  humble  ever  shall 
Have  God  to  be  his  guide. 

•'  Fulness  to  such  a  burthen  is 
That  go  on  pilgrimagfe  ; 
Here  little,  and  hereafter  bliss, 
Is  best  from  age  to  age. 

"And  do  ye  ken,  Jeanie,  I  think  there's  much  truth  in  that 
book,  the  '  Pilgrim's  Progress.'  The  boy  that  sings  that  song 
was  feeding  his  father's  sheep  in  the  Valley  of  Humiliation, 
and  Mr.  Great-heart  says,  that  he  lived  a  merrier  life,  and 
had  more  of  the  herb  called  heart's-ease  in  his  bosom,  than 
they  that  wear  silk  and  velvet  like  me,  and  are  as  bonny 
as  i  am." 

Jeanie  Deans  had  never  read  the  fanciful  and  delightful 
parable  to  which  Madge  alluded.     Bunyan  was,  indeed,  a 

,id  Calvinist,  but,  then,  he  was  also  a  member  of  a 
ptist  congregation,  so  that  his  works  had  no  place  on 
i^avid  Deans's  shelf  of  divinity.  Madge,  however,  at  some 
time  of  her  life,  had  been  well  acquainted,  as  it  appeared, 
with  the  most  popular  of  his  performances,  which,  indeed, 
rarely  fails  to  make  a  deep  impression  upon  children,  and 
people  of  the  lower  rank. 

"  I  am  sure,"  she  continued,  "  I  may  weel  say  I  am  come 
out  of  the  city  of  Destruction,  for  my  mother  is  Mrs.  Bat's- 
eves,  that  dwells  at  Deadman's  Corner ;  and  Frank  Levitt, 
and   Tyburn   Tam,   they  may  be  likened  to  Mistrust  and 


334  THE  HEART  OF    MID-LOTHIAN. 

Guilt,  that  came  galloping  up,  and  struck  the  poor  pilgrim, 
to  the  ground  with  a  great  club,  and  stole  a  bag  of  silver^ 
which  was  most  of  his  spending  money,  and  so  have  they 
done  to  many,  and  will  do  to  more.  But  now  we  will  gang 
to  the  Interpreter's  house,  for  I  ken  a  man  that  will  play 
the  Interpreter  right  weel ;  for  he  has  eyes  lifted  up  to 
heaven,  the  best  of  books  in  his  hand,  the  law  of  truth 
written  on  his  lips,  and  he  stands  as  if  he  pleaded  wi'  men 
— Oh,  if  I  had  minded  what  he  had  said  to  me,  I  had  never 
been  the  cast-away  creature  that  I  am  I — But  it  is  all  over 
now. — But  we'll  knock  at  the  gate,  and  then  the  keeper 
will  admit  Christiana,  but  Mercy  will  be  left  out — and  then 
I'll  stand  at  the  door  trembling  and  crying,  and  then 
Christiana — that's  you,  Jeanie — will  intercede  for  me  ;  and 
then  Mercy  —  that's  me,  ye  ken  —  will  faint ;  and  then 
the  Interpreter — yes,  the  Interpreter,  that's  Mr.  Staunton 
himself,  will  come  out  and  take  me  —  that's  poor,  lost, 
demented  me — by  the  hand,  and  give  me  a  pomegranate, 
and  a  piece  of  honeycomb,  and  a  small  bottle  of  spirits,  to 
stay  my  fainting — and  then  the  good  times  will  come  back 
again,  and  we'll  be  the  happiest  folk  you  ever  saw." 

In  the  midst  of  the  confused  assemblage  of  ideas  indicated 
in  this  speech,  Jeanie  thought  she  saw  a  serious  purpose 
on  the  part  of  Madge,  to  endeavour  to  obtain  the  pardon 
and  countenance  of  some  one  whom  she  had  offended ;  an 
attempt  the  most  likely  of  all  others  to  bring  them  once 
more  into  contact  with  law  and  legal  protection.  She, 
therefore,  resolved  to  be  guided  by  her  while  she  was  in 
so  hopeful  a  disposition,  and  act  for  her  own  safety  according 
to  circumstances. 

They  were  now  close  by  the  village,  one  of  those  beautiful 
scenes  which  are  so  often  found  in  merry  England,  where 
the  cottages,  instead  of  being' built  in  two  direct  lines  on 
each  side  of  a  dusty  high-road,  stand  in  detached  groups, 
interspersed  not  only  with  large  oaks  and  elms,  but  with 
fruit  trees,  so  many  of  which  were  at  this  time  in  flourish, 
that  the  grove  seemed  enamelled  with  their  crimson  and 
white  blossoms.  In  the  centre  of  the  hamlet  stood  the 
parish  church  and  its  little  Gothic  tower,  from  which  at 
present  was  heard  the  Sunday  chime  of  bells. 

"  We  will  wait  here  until  the  folk  are  a'  in  the  church — 
they  ca'  the  kirk  a  church  in  England,  Jeanie,  be  sure  you 
mind  that — for  if  I  was  gaun  forward  amang  them,  a'  the 
gaitts  o'  boys  and  lasses  wad  be  crying  at  Madge  Wildfire's 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  335 

tail,  the  little  hell-rakers  !  and  the  beadle  would  be  as  hard 
upon  us  as  if  it  was  our  fault  I  like  their  skirling  as  ill 
as  he  does,  I  can  tell  him  ;  I'm  sure  I  often  wish  there  was 
a  het  peat  doun  their  throats  when  they  set  them  up  that 
gate." 

Conscious  of  tlie  disorderly  appearance  of  her  own  dress 
after  tlie  adventure  of  the  preceding  night,  and  of  the 
grotesque  habit  and  demeanour  of  her  guide,  and  sensible 
how  important  it  was  to  secure  an  attentive  and  patient 
audience  to  her  strange  story  from  some  one  who  might 
have  the  means  to  protect  her,  Jeanie  readily  acquiesced 
in  Madge's  proposal  to  rest  under  the  trees,  by  which  they 
were  still  somewhat  screened,  until  the  commencement  of 
service  should  give  them  an  opportunity  of  entering  the 
hamlet  witliout  attracting  a  crowd  around  them.  She 
made  the  less  opposition,  that  Madge  had  intimated  that 
this  was  not  the  village  where  her  mother  was  in  custody, 
and  that  the  two  squires  of  the  pad  were  absent  in  a 
different  direction. 

She  sat  herself  down,  therefore,  at  tlie  foot  of  an  oak,  and 
by  the  assistance  of  a  placid  fountain  which  had  been 
dammed  up  for  tlie  use  of  the  villagers,  and  which  served 
her  as  a  natural  mirror,  she  began — no  uncommon  thing 
with  a  Scottish  maiden  of  her  rank — to  arrange  her  toilette 
in  the  open  air,  and  bring  her  dress,  soiled  and  disordered 
as  it  was,  into  such  order  as  the  place  and  circumstances 
admitted. 

She  soon  perceived  reason,  however,  to  regret  that  she 
had  set  about  this  task,  however  decent  and  necessary,  in 
the  present  time  and  society.  Madge  Wildfire,  who,  among 
other  indications  of  insanity,  had  a  most  overweening 
opinion  of  those  charms,  to  which,  in  fact,  she  had  owed 
her  misery,  and  whose  mind,  like  a  raft  upon  a  lake,  was 
agitated  and  driven  about  at  random  by  each  fresh  impulse, 
no  sooner  beheld  Jeanie  begin  to  arrange  her  hair,  place 
her  bonnet  in  order,  rub  the  dust  from  her  shoes  and  clotlies, 
adjust  her  neck-handkerchief  and  mittens,  and  so  forth,  than 
with  imitative  zeal  she  began  to  bedizen  and  trick  herself 
out  with  shreds  and  remnants  of  beggarly  finery,  which 
she  took  out  of  a  little  bundle,  and  which,  when  disposed 
around  her  person,  made  her  appearance  ten  times  more 
fantastic  and  apish  than  it  had  been  before. 

Jeanie  groaned  in  spirit,  but  dared  not  interfere  in  a 
matter  so  delicate.     Across  the  man's  cap   or  riding  hat 


336  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

which  she  wore,  Madge  placed  a  broken  and  soiled  white 
feather,  intersected  with  one  which  had  been  shed  from 
the  train  of  a  peacock.  To  her  dress,  which  was  a  kind 
of  riding  habit,  she  stitched,  pinned,  and  otherwise  secured,! 
a  large  furbelow  of  artificial  flowers,  all  crushed,  wrinkled,) 
and  dirty,  which  had  first  bedecked  a  lady  of  quality,! 
then  descended  to  her  Abigail,  and  dazzled  the  inmates  of! 
the  servants'-hall.  A  tawdry  scarf  of  yellow  silk,  trimmed 
with  tinsel  and  spangles,  which  had  seen  as  hard  service, 
and  boasted  as  honourable  a  transmission,  was  next  flung 
over  one  shoulder,  and  fell  across  her  person  in  the  manner 
of  a  shoulder-belt,  or  baldrick.  Madge  then  stripped 
off"  the  coarse  ordinary  shoes  which  she  wore,  and  replaced 
them  by  a  pair  of  dirty  satin  ones,  spangled  and  embroidered 
to  match  the  scarf,  and  furnished  with  very  high  heels. 
She  had  cut  a  willow  switch  in  her  morning's  walk,  almost 
as  long  as  a  boy's  fishing-rod.  This  she  set  herself 
seriously  to  peel,  and  when  it  was  transformed  into  such 
a  wand  as  the  Treasurer  or  High  Steward  bears  on  public 
occasions,  she  told  Jeanie  that  she  thought  they  now 
looked  decent,  as  young  women  should  do  upon  the 
Sunday  morning,  and  that  as  the  bells  had  done  ringing, 
she  was  willing  to  conduct  her  to  the  Interpreter's  house. 

Jeanie  sighed  heavily,  to  think  it  should  be  her  lot  on 
the  Lord's  day,  and  during  kirk-time  too,  to  parade  the 
street  of  an  mhabited  village  with  so  very  grotesque  a 
comrade ;  but  necessity  had  no  law,  since,  without  a 
positive  quarrel  with  the  madwoman,  which,  in  the  circum- 
stances would  have  been  very  unadvisable,  she  could  see 
no  means  of  shaking  herself  free  of  her  society. 

As  for  poor  Madge, .  she  was  completely  elated  with 
personal  vanity,  and  the  most  perfect  satisfaction  con- 
cerning her  own  dazzling  dress,  and  superior  appearance. 
They  entered  the  hamlet  without  being  observed,  except 
by  an  old  woman,  who,  being  nearly  "  high-gravel  blind," 
was  only  conscious  that  something  very  fine  and  glittering 
was  passing  by,  and  dropped  as  deep  a  reverence  to  Madge 
as  she  would  have  done  to  a  countess.  This  filled  up  the 
measure  of  Madge's  self-approbation.  She  minced,  she 
ambled,  she  smiled,  she  simpered,  and  waved  Jeanio 
Deans  forward  with  the  condescension  of  a  noble  chaperone, 
who  has  undertaken  the  charge  of  a  country  miss  on  her 
first  journey  to  the  capital. 

Jeanie  followed  in  patience,  and  with  her  eyes  fixed  on 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  337 

the  ground,  that  she  might  save  herself  the  mortification 
of  seeing  her  companion's  absurdities ;  but  she  started 
when,  ascending  two  or  three  steps,  she  found  herself  in 
the  churchyard,  and  saw  that  Madge  was  making  straight 
for  the  door  of  the  church.  As  Jeanie  had  no  mind  to  enter 
the  congregation  in  such  company,  she  walked  aside  from 
the  pathway,  and  said  in  a  decided  tone,  "  Madge,  I  will 
wait  here  till  the  church  comes  out — you  may  go  in  by 
yourself  if  you  have  a  mind." 

As  she  spoke  these  words,  she  was  about  to  seat  herself 
upon  one  of  the  gravestones. 

Madge  was  a  little  before  Jeanie  when  she  turned  aside  ; 
but  suddenly  changing  her  course,  she  followed  her  with 
long  strides,  and,  with  every  feature  inflamed  with 
passion,  overtook  and  seized  her  by  the  arm.  "Do  ye 
tliink,  ye  ungratefu'  wretch,  that  I  am  gaun  to  let  you  sit 
doun  upon  my  father's  grave  ?  The  deil  settle  ye  doun  ; 
— if  ye  dinna  rise  and  come  into  the  Interpreter's  house, 
that's  the  house  of  God,  wi'  me,  but  I'll  rive  every  dud 
aff  your  back  !  " 

She  adapted  the  action  to  the  phrase  ;  for  with  one  clutch 
she  stripped  Jeanie  of  her  straw  bonnet  and  a  handful  of 
her  hair  to  boot,  and  threw  it  up  into  an  old  yew  tree, 
where  it  stuck  fast.  Jeanie's  first  impulse  was  to  scream, 
but  conceiving  she  might  receive  deadly  harm  before  she 
could  obtain  the  assistance  of  any  one,  notwithstanding 
the  vicinity  of  the  church,  she  thought  it  wiser  to  follow  the 
madwoman  into  the  congregation,  where  she  might  find 
some  means  of  escape  from  her,  or  at  least  be  secured 
against  her  violence.  But  when  she  meekly  intimated  her 
consent  to  follow  Madge,  her  guide's  uncertain  brain  had 
caught  another  train  of  ideas.  She  held  Jeanie  fast  with 
one  hand,  and  with  the  other  pointed  to  the  inscription  on 
the  gravestone,  and  commanded  her  to  read  it,  Jeanie 
obeyed,  and  read  these  words  : — 

"This  Monument  was  erected  to  the  Memory  of 
Donald  Murdockson  of  the  King's  xxvi.,  or  Cameronian 
Regiment,  a  sincere  Christian,  a  brave  Soldier,  and  a 
FAITHFUL  Servant,  bv  his  grateful  and  sorrowing 
Master,  Robert  Staunton. 

"It's  very  weel  read,  Jeanie;  it's  just  the  very  words," 
said  Madge,  whose  ire  had  now  faded  into  deep  melancholy, 


338  tME   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

and  with  a  step,  which,  to  Jeanie's  great  joy,  was  un- 
commonly quiet  and  mournful,  she  led  her  companion 
towards  the  door  of  the  church. 

It  was  one  of  those  old-fashioned  Gothic  parish  churches 
which  are  frequent  in  England,  the  most  cleanly,  decent, 
and  reverential  places  of  worship  that  are,  perhaps,  any- 
where to  be  found  in  the  Christian  world.  Yet,  notwith- 
standing the  decent  solemnity  of  its  exterior,  Jeanie  was  too 
faithful  to  the  directory  of  the  Pi-esbyterian  kirk  to  have 
entered  a  prelatic  place  of  worship,  and  would,  upon  any 
other  occasion,  have  thought  that  she  beheld  in  the  porch 
the  venerable  figure  of  her  father  waving  her  back  from  the 
entrance,  and  pronouncing  in  a  solemn  tone,  "  Cease,  my 
child,  to  hear  the  instruction  which  causeth  to  err  from  the 
words  of  knowledge."  But  in  her  present  agitating  and 
alarming  situation,  she  looked  for  safety  to  this  forbidden 
place  of  assembly,  as  the  hunted  animal  will  sometimes 
seek  shelter  from  imminent  danger  in  the  human  habitation, 
or  in  other  places  of  refuge  most  alien  to  its  nature  and 
habits.  Not  even  the  sound  of  the  organ,  and  of  one  or  two 
flutes  which  accompanied  the  psalmody,  prevented  her  from 
following  her  guide  into  the  chancel  of  the  church. 

No  sooner  had  Madge  put  her  foot  upon  the  pavement, 
and  become  sensible  that  she  was  the  object  of  attention  to 
th6  spectators,  than  she  resumed  all  the  fantastic  extrava- 
gance of  deportment  which  some  transient  touch  of  melan- 
choly had  banished  for  an  instant.  She  swam  rather  than 
walked  up  the  centre  aisle,  dragging  Jeanie  after  her,  whom 
she  held  fast  by  the  hand.  She  would,  indeed,  have  fain 
slipped  aside  into  the  pew  nearest  to  the  door,  and  left  Madge 
to  ascend  in  her  own  manner  and  alone  to  the  high  places 
of  the  synagogue ;  but  this  was  impossible,  without  a 
degree  of  violent  resistance,  which  seemed  to  her  inconsistent 
with  the  time  and  place,  and  she  was  accordingly  led  in 
captivity  up  the  whole  length  of  the  church  by  her  grotesque 
conductress,  who,  with  half-shut  eyes,  a  prim  smile  upon 
her  lips,  and  a  mincing  motion  with  her  hands,  which 
corresponded  with  the  delicate  and  affected  pace  at  which 
she  was  pleased  to  move,  seemed  to  take  the  general  stare 
of  the  congregation,  which  such  an  exhibition  necessarily 
excited,  as  a  high  compliment,  and  which  she  returned  by 
nods  and  half  curtseys  to  individuals  amongst  the  audience, 
whom  she  seerped  to  distinguish  as  acquaintances.  Her 
absurdity  was  enhanced  in  the  eyes  of  the  spectators  by  the 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHMN:  339 

strange  contrast  which  she  formed  to  her  companion,  who, 
with  dishevelled  hair,  downcast  eyes,  and  a  face  glowing 
with  shame,  was  dragged,  as  it  were,  in  triumph  after  her. 

Madge's  airs  were  at  length  fortunately  cut  short  by  her 
encountering  in  her  progress  the  looks  of  the  clergyman, 
who  fixed  upon  her  a  glance,  at  once  steady,  compassionate, 
and  admonitory.  She  hastily  opened  an  empty  pew  which 
happened  to  be  near  her,  and  entered,  dragging  in  Jeanie 
after  her.  Kicking  Jeanie  on  the  shins,  by  way  of  hint  that 
she  should  follow  her  example,  she  sunk  her  head  upon  her 
hand  for  the  space  of  a  minute.  Jeanie,  to  whom  tliis 
posture  of  mental  devotion  was  entirely  new,  did  not  attempt 
to  do  the  like,  but  looked  round  her  with  a  bewildered  stare, 
which  her  neighbours,  judging  from  the  company  in  which 
they  saw  her,  very  naturally  ascribed  to  insanity.  Every 
person  in  their  immediate  vicinity  drew  back  from  this 
extraordinary  couple  as  far  as  the  limits  of  their  pew  per- 
mitted ;  but  one  old  man  could  not  get  beyond  Madge's  reach, 
ere  she  had  snatched  the  prayer-book  from  his  hand,  and 
ascertained  the  lesson  of  the  day.  She  then  turned  up  the 
ritual,  and,  with  the  most  overstrained  enthusiasm  of  gesture 
and  manner,  showed  Jeanie  the  passages  as  they  were  read 
in  the  service,  making,  at  the  same  time,  her  own  responses 
so  loud  as  to  be  heard  above  those  of  every  other  person. 

Notwithstanding  the  shame  and  vexation  which  Jeanie 
felt  in  being  thus  exposed  in  a  place  of  worship,  she  could 
not  and  durst  not  omit  rallying  her  spirits  so  as  to  look 
around  her,  and  consider  to  whom  she  ought  to  appeal  for 
protection  so  soon  as  the  service  should  be  concluded.  Her 
first  ideas  naturally  fixed  upon  the  clergyman,  and  she  was 
confirmed  in  the  resolution  by  observing  that  he  was  an 
aged  gentleman,  of  a  dignified  appearance  and  deportment, 
who  read  the  service  with  an  undisturbed  and  decent  gravity, 
which  brought  back  to  becoming  attention  those  younger 
members  of  the  congregation  who  had  been  disturbed  by 
the  extravagant  behaviour  of  Madge  Wildfire.  To  the 
clergyman,  therefore,  Jeanie  resolved  to  make  her  appeal 
when  the  service  was  over. 

It  is  true  she  felt  disposed  to  be  shocked  at  his  surplice, 
of  which  she  had  heard  so  much,  but  which  she  had  never 
Seen  upon  the  person  of  a  preacher  of  the  word.  Tlien  she 
was  confused  by  the  change  of  posture  adopted  in  different 
parts  of  the  ritual,  the  more  so  as  Madge  Wildfire,  to  whom 
lliey   seemed    familiar,    look    the    opportunity  to   exercise 


^340  TfTE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

authority  over  her,  pulling  her  up  and  pushing  her  down, 
with  a  bustling  assiduity,  which  Jeanie  felt  must  make  them 
both  objects  of  painful  attention.  But  notwithstanding 
tliese  prejudices,  it  was  her  prudent  resolution,  in  this 
dilemma,  to  imitate  as  nearly  as  she  could  what  was  done 
around  her.  The  prophet,  she  thought,  permitted  Naaman 
the  Syrian  to  bow  even  in  the  house  of  Rimmon.  Surely  if 
I,  in  this  streight,  worship  the  God  of  my  fathers  in  mine 
own  language,  although  the  manner  thereof  be  strange  to 
me,  the  Lord  will  pardon  me  in  this  thing. 

In  this  resolution  she  became  so  much  confirmed  that, 
withdrawing  herself  from  Madge  as  far  as  the  pew  permitted, 
she  endeavoured  to  evince,  by  serious  and  undeviating 
attention  to  what  was  passing,  that  her  mind  was  composed 
to  devotion.  Her  tormentor  would  not  long  have  permitted 
her  to  remain'  quiet,  but  fatigue  overpowered  her,  and  she 
fell  fast  asleep  in  the  other  corner  of  the  pew. 

Jeanie,  though  her  mind  in  her  own  despite  sometimes 
reverted  to  her  situation,  compelled  herself  to  give  attention 
to  a  sensible,  energetic,  and  well-composed  discourse,  upon 
the  practical  doctrines  of  Christianity,  which  she  could  not 
help  approving,  although  it  was  every  word  written  down 
and  read  by  the  preacher,  and  although  it  was  delivered  in  :; 
tone  and  gesture  very  different  from  those  of  Boanerges 
Stormheaven,  who  was  her  father's  favourite  preacher.  The 
serious  and  placid  attention  with  which  Jeanie  listened,  did 
not  escape  the  clergyman.  Madge  Wildfire's  entrance  had 
rendered  him  apprehensive  of  some  disturbance,  to  provide 
against  which,  as  far  as  possible,  he  often  turned  his  eyes  to 
the  part  of  the  church  where  Jeanie  and  she  were  placed, 
and  became  soon  aware  that,  although  the  loss  of  her  head- 
gear, and  the  awkwardness  of  her  situation,  had  given  an 
uncommon  and  anxious  air  to  the  features  of  the  former, 
yet  she  was  in  a  state  of  mind  very  different  from  that  of 
her  companion.  When  he  dismissed  the  congregation,  he 
observed  her  look  around  with  a  wild  and  terrified  look,  as 
if  uncertain  what  course  she  ought  to  adopt,  and  noticed 
that  she  approached  one  or  two  of  the  most  decent  of  the 
congregation,  as  if  to  address  them,  and  then  shrunk  back 
timidly,  on  observing  that  they  seemed  to  shun  and  to 
avoid  her.  The  clergyman  was  satisfied  there  must  be 
something  extraordinary  in  all  this,  and  as  a  benevolent  man, 
as  well  as  a  good  Christian  pastor,  he  resolved  to  inquire 
into  the  matter  more  minutely. 


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CHAPTER   XXXII. 


-There  gfovern'd  in  that  year 


A  stern,  stout  churl — an  ang^ry  overseer. 

Crabbe. 

While  Mr.  Staunton,  for  such  was  this  worthy  clergyman's 
name,  was  laying  aside  his  gown  in  the  vestr>',  Jeanie  was 
in  the  act  of  coming  to  an  open  rupture  with  Madge. 

"  We  must  return  to  Mummer's  barn  directly,"  said 
Madge  ;  "  we'll  be  ower  late,  and  my  mother  will  be  angry." 

"I  am  not  going  back  with  you,  Madge,"  said  Jeanie, 
taking  out  a  guinea,  and  offering  it  to  her;  "I  am  much 
obliged  to  you,  but  I  maun  gang  my  ain  road. " 

"And  me  coming  a'  this  way  out  o'  my  gate  to  pleasure 
you,  ye  ungratefu'  cutty,"  answered  Madge;  "and  me  to 
be  brained  by  my  mother  when  I  gang  hanie,  and  a'  for 
your  sake  ! — But  I  will  gar  ye  as  good " 

"  For  God's  sake,"  said  Jeanie  to  a  man  who  stood  beside 
them,  "  keep  her  off! — she  is  mad." 

"Ey,  ey,"  answered  the  boor;  "I  hae  some  guess  of 
that,  and  I  trow  thou  be'st  a  bird  of  the  same  feather. — 
Howsomever,  Madge,  I  redd  thee  keep  hand  off  her,  or  I'se 
lend  thee  a  whister-poop. " 

Several  of  the  lower  class  of  the  parishioners  now  gathered 
round  tlie  strangers,  and  the  cry  arose  among  the  boys, 
that  "  there  was  a-going  to  be  a  fite  between  mad  Madge 
Murdockson  and  another  Bess  of  Bedlam."  But  while  the 
fry  assembled  with  the  humane  hope  of  seeing  as  much  of 
the  fun  as  possible,  the  laced  cocked-hat  of  the  beadle  was 
discerned  among  the  multitude,  and  all  made  way  for  that 
person  of  awful  authority.     His  first  address  was  to  Madge. 

"What's  brought  thee  back  again,  thou  silly  donnot,  to 
plague  this  parish  ?  Hast  thou  brought  ony  more  bastards 
wi'  thee  to  lay  to  honest  men's  doors  ?  or  dost  thou  think  to 
burden  us  with  this  goose,  that's  as  gare-brained  as  thysell, 
as  if  rates  were  no  up  enow  ?  Away  wi'  thee  to  thy  thief  of 
a  mother  ;  she's  fast  in  the  stocks  at  Barkston  town-end — 
Away  wi'  ye  out  o'  the  parish,  or  I'se  be  at  ye  with  the  ratan." 

Madge  stood  sulky  for  a  minute ;  but  she  had  been  too 
often  taught  submission  to  the  beadle's  authority  by  un- 
gentle means,  to  feel  courage  enough  to  dispute  it. 

"  And  my  mother — my  puir  auld  mother,  is  in  the  stocks 


34a  tHE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

at  Barkston ! — This  is  a'  your  wyte,  Miss  Jeanie  Deans ; 
but  I'll  be  upsides  wi'  you,  as  sure  as  my  name's  Madge 
Wildfire — I  mean  Murdockson — God  help  me,  I  forget  my 
very  name  in  this  confused  waste  !  " 

So  saying,  she  turned  upon  her  heel,  and  went  off, 
followed  by  all  the  mischievous  imps  of  the  village,  some 
crying,  "Madge,  canst  thou  tell  thy  name  yet?"  some 
pulling  the  skirts  of  her  dress,  and  all,  to  the  best  of  their 
strength  and  ingenuity,  exercising  some  new  device  or  other 
to  exasperate  her  into  frenzy. 

Jeanie  saw  her  departure  with  infinite  delight,  though  she 
wished,  that,  in  some  way  or  other,  she  could  have  requited 
the  service  Madge  had  conferred  upon  her. 

In  the  meantime,  she  applied  to  the  beadle  to  know 
whether  "there  was  any  house  in  the  village,  where  she 
could  be  civilly  entertained  for  her  money,  and  whether  she 
could  be  permitted  to  speak  to  the  clergyman  ?  " 

"Ay,  ay,  we'se  ha'  reverend  care  on  thee;  and  I  think," 
answered  the  man  of  constituted  authority,  "that,  unless 
thou  answer  the  Rector  all  the  better,  we'se  spare  thy 
money,  and  gle  thee  lodging  at  the  parish  charge,  young 
woman." 

"Where  am  I  to  go  then?"  said  Jeanie,  in  some 
alarm. 

"Why,  I  am  to  take  thee  to  his  Reverence,  in  the  first 
place,  to  gle  an  account  o'  thysell,  and  to  see  thou  comena 
to  be  a  burden  upon  the  parish." 

"  I  do  not  wish  to  burden  any  one,"  replied  Jeanie ;  "  I 
have  enough  for  my  own  wants,  and  only  wish  to  get  on 
my  journey  safely." 

"Why,  that's  another  matter,"  replied  the  beadle,  "an  if 
it  be  true — and  I  think  thou  dost  not  look  so  polrumptlous 
as  thy  playfellow  yonder — thou  wouldst  be  a  mettle  lass 
enow,  an  thou  wert  snog  and  snod  a  bit  better.  Come  thou 
away,  then — the  Rector  is  a  good  man." 

"  Is  that  the  minister,"  said  Jeanie,  "  who  preached " 

"The  minister?  Lord  help  thee!  What  kind  o'  Presby- 
terian art  thou? — Why,  'tis  the  Rector — the  Rector's  sell, 
woman,  and  there  isna  the  like  o'  him  in  the  county,  nor 
the  four  next  to  it.  Come  away — away  with  thee — we 
munna  bide  here." 

"  I  am  sure  I  am  very  willing  to  go  to  see  the  minister," 
said  Jeanie  ;  "for,  though  he  read  his  discourse,  and  wore 
that  surplice,  as  they  call  it  here,   I  cannot  but  think  he 


THE  HEART   OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  343 

must  be  a  very  worthy.  God-fearing   man,  to  preach  tlie 
root  of  the  matter  in  the  way  he  did." 

The  disappointed  rabble,  finding  that  there  was  like  to  be 
no  further  sport,  had  by  this  time  dispersed,  and  Jeanie, 
with  her  usual  patience,  followed  her  consequential  and 
surly,  but  not  brutal,  conductor  towards  the  rectory. 

This  clerical  mansion  was  large  and  commodious,  for  the 
living  was  an  excellent  one,  and  the  advowson  belonged  to 
a  very  wealthy  family  in  the  neighbourhood,  who  had 
usually  bred  up  a  son  or  nephew  to  the  church,  for  the 
sake  of  inducting  him,  as  opportunity  offered,  into  tins 
very  comfortable  provision.  In  this  manner  the  rectorj'  of 
Willingham  had  always  been  considered  as  a  direct  and 
immediate  appanage  of  Willingham  Hall ;  and  as  the  rich 
baronets,  to  whom  tlie  latter  belonged,  had  usually  a  son,  or 
brother,  or  nephew,  settled  in  the  living,  the  utmost  care 
had  been  taken  to  render  their  habitation  not  merely  respect- 
able and  commodious,  but  even  dignified  and  imposing. 

It  was  situated  about  four  hundred  yards  from  the  village, 
and  on  a  rising  ground  which  sloped  gently  upward,  covered 
with  small  enclosures,  or  closes,  laid  out  irregularly,  so  tliat 
the  old  oaks  and  elms,  which  were  planted  in  hedge-rows, 
fell  into  perspective,  and  were  blended  togetlier  in  beautiful 
irregularity.  When  they  approached  nearer  to  the  house,  a 
handsome  gate-way  admitted  them  into  a  lawn,  of  narrow 
dimensions,  indeed,  but  which  was  interspersed  with  large 
sweet-chestnut  trees  and  beeches,  and  kept  in  handsome 
order.  The  front  of  the  house  was  irregular.  Part  of  it 
seemed  very  old,  and  had,  in  fact,  been  the  residence  of  the 
incumbent  in  Romish  times.  Successive  occupants  had 
made  considerable  additions  and  improvements,  each  in 
the  taste  of  his  own  age,  and  without  much  regard  to 
symmetry.  But  these  incongruities  of  architecture  were 
so  graduated  and  happily  mingled,  tliat  the  eye,  far  from 
being  displeased  witli  the  combinations  of  various  styles, 
saw  nothmg  but  what  was  interesting  in  the  varied  and 
intricate  pile  which  they  exhibited.  Fruit  trees  displayed 
on  the  southern  wall,  outer  staircases,  various  places  of 
entrance,  a  combination  of  roofs  and  chimneys  of  different 
ages,  united  to  render  the  front,  not  indeed  beautiful  or 
grand,  but  intricate,  perplexed,  or,  to  use  Mr.  Price's  ap- 
propriate phrase,  picturesque.  The  most  considerable 
addition  was  that  of  the  present  Rector,  who,  "being  a 
bookish  man,"  as  the  beadle  was  at  the  pains  to  inform 


344  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN, 

Jeanie,  to  augment,  perhaps,  her  reverence  for  the  person 
before  whom  she  was  to  appear,  had  built  a  handsome 
library  and  parlour,  and  no  less  than  two  additional 
bedrooms. 

"  Mony  men  wad  hae  scrupled  such  expense,"  continued 
the  parochial  officer,  "seeing  as  the  living  mun  go  as  it 
pleases  Sir  Edmund  to  will  it  ;  but  his  Reverence  has  a 
canny  bit  land  of  his  own,  and  need  not  look  on  two  sides 
of  a  penny. " 

Jeanie  could  not  help  comparing  the  irregular  yet 
extensive  and  commodious  pile  of  building  before  her,  to 
the  "  Manses"  in  her  own  country,  where  a  set  of  penurious 
heritors,  professing  all  the  while  the  devotion  of  their  lives 
and  fortunes  to  the  Presbyterian  establishment,  strain  their 
inventions  to  discover  what  may  be  nipped,  and  clipped,  and 
pared  from  a  building  which  forms  but  a  poor  accommoda- 
tion even  for  the  present  incumbent,  and,  despite  the 
superior  advantage  of  stone-masonry,  must,  in  the  course 
of  forty  or  fifty  years,  again  burden  their  descendants  with 
an  expense,  which,  once  liberally  and  handsomely  employed, 
ought  to  have  freed  their  estates  from  a  recurrence  of  it  for 
more  than  a  century  at  least. 

Behind  the  Rector's  house  the  ground  sloped  down  to 
a  small  river,  which,  without  possessing  the  romantic 
vivacity  and  rapidity  of  a  northern  stream,  was,  never- 
theless, by  its  occasional  appearance  through  the  ranges 
of  willows  and  poplars  that  crowned  its  banks,  a  very 
pleasing  accompaniment  to  the  landscape.  "  It  was  the 
best  trouting  stream,"  said  the  beadle,  whom  the  patience 
of  Jeanie,  and  especially  the  assurance  that  she  was  not 
about  to  become  a  burden  to  the  parish,  had  rendered 
rather  communicative,  "the  best  trouting  stream  in  all 
Lincolnshire  ;  for  when  you  got  lower,  there  was  nought 
to  be  done  wi'  fly-fishing. 

Turning  aside  from  the  principal  entrance,  he  conducted 
Jeanie  towards  a  sort  of  portal  connected  with  the  older  part 
of  the  building,  which  was  chiefly  occupied  by  servants, 
and,  knocking  at  the  door,  it  was  opened  by  a  servant  in 
grave  purple  livery,  such  as  befitted  a  wealthy  and  dignified 
clergyman. 

"  How  dost  do,  Tummas  ?  "  said  the  beadle — "  and  how's 
young  Measler  Staunton  ?  " 

"Why,  but  poorly — but  poorly,  Measter  Stubbs. — Are  you' 
wanting  to  see  his  Reverence  ? 


¥  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  345 

"Ay,  ay,  Tummas  ;  please  to  say  I  ha'  brought  up  the 
young  woman  as  came  to  service  to-day  with  mad  Madge 
Murdockson — she  seems  to  be  a  decentish  koind  o'  body  ; 
but  I  ha'  asked  her  never  a  question.  Only  I  can  tell  his 
Reverence  that  she  is  a  Scotchwoman,  I  judge,  and  as 
flat  as  the  fens  of  Holland." 

Tummas  honoured  Jeanie  Deans  with  such  a  stare,  as 
the  pampered  domestics  of  the  rich,  whether  spiritual  or 
temporal,  usually  esteem  it  part  of  their  privilege  to  bestow 
upon  the  poor,  and  then  desired  Mr.  Stubbs  and  his  charge 
to  step  in  till  he  informed  his  master  of  their  presence. 

The  room  into  which  he  showed  them  was  a  sort  of 
steward's  parlour,  hung  with  a  county  map  or  two,  and 
three  or  four  prints  of  eminent  persons  connected  with 
the  county,  as  Sir  William  Monson,  James  York  the 
blacksmith  of  Lincoln,  and  the  famous  Peregrine,  Lord 
Willoughby,  in  complete  armour,  looking  as  when  he  said, 
in  the  words  of  the  legend  below  the  engraving — 

Stand  to  it,  noble  pikemen, 

And  face  ye  well  about  : 
And  shoot  ye  sharp,  bold  bowmen, 

And  we  will  keep  them  out. 
Ye  musquet  and  calliver-men. 

Do  you  prove  true  to  me, 
ni  be  the  foremost  man  in  fight, 

Said  brave  Lord  Willoughbee. 

When  they  had  entered  this  apartment,  Tummas  as  a 
matter  of  course  offered,  and  as  a  matter  of  course  Mr. 
Stubbs  accepted,  a  "  summat "  to  eat  and  drink,  being  the 
respectable  relics  of  a  gammon  of  bacon,  and  a  whole 
whiskin,  or  black  pot  of  sufficient  double  ale.  To  these 
eatables  Mr.  Beadle  seriously  inclined  himself,  and  (for  we 
must  do  him  justice)  not  without  an  invitation  to  Jeanie, 
in  which  Tummas  joined,  that  his  prisoner  or  charge  would 
follow  his  good  example.  But  although  she  might  have 
stood  in  need  of  refreshment,  considering  she  had  tasted 
no  food  that  day,  the  anxiety  of  the  moment,  her  own 
sparing  and  abstemious  habits,  and  a  bashful  aversion 
to  eat  in  company  of  the  two  strangers,  induced  her  to 
decline  their  courtesy.  So  she  sat  in  a  chair  apart,  while 
Mr.  Stubbs  and  Mr.  Tummas,  who  had  chosen  to  join  his 
fiiiend    in    consideration    that  dinner  was    to  be  put   back 


346  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

till  the  afternoon  service  was  over,  made  a  hearty  luncheon, 
which  lasted  for  half  an  hour,  and  might  not  then  have 
concluded,  had  not  his  Reverence  rung  his  bell,  so  that 
Tummas  was  obliged  to  attend  his  master.  Then,  and 
no  sooner,  to  save  himself  the  labour  of  a  second  journey 
to  the  other  end  of  the  house,  he  announced  to  his  master 
the  arrival  of  Mr.  Stubbs,  with  the  other  mad-woman, 
as  he  chose  to  designate  Jeanie,  as  an  event  which  had 
just  taken  place.  He  returned  with  an  order  that  Mr. 
Stubbs  and  the  young  woman  should  be  instantly  ushered 
up  to  the  library. 

The  beadle  bolted  in  haste  his  last  mouthful  of  fat  bacon, 
washed  down  the  greasy  morsel  with  the  last  rinsings  of 
the  pot  of  ale,  and  immediately  marshalled  Jeanie  through 
one  or  two  intricate  passages  which  led  from  the  ancient 
to  the  more  modern  buildings,  into  a  handsome  little  hall, 
or  anteroom,  adjoining  to  the  library,  and  out  of  which 
a  glass  door  opened  to  the  lawn. 

"Stay  here,"  said  Stubbs,  "till  I  tell  his  Reverence  you 
are  come." 

So  saying,  he  opened  a  door  and  entered  the  library. 

Without  wishing  to  hear  their  conversation,  Jeanie  as 
she  was  circumstanced,  could  not  avoid  it ;  for  as  Stubbs 
stood  by  the  door,  and  his  Reverence  was  at  the  upper  end 
of  a  large  room,  their  conversation  was  necessarily  audible 
in  the  anteroom. 

"  So  you  have  brought  the  young  woman  here  at  last, 
Mr.  Stubbs.  I  expected  you  some  time  since.  You  know 
I  do  not  wish  such  persons  to  remain  in  custody  a  moment 
without  some  inquiry  into  their  situation." 

"Very  true,  your  Reverence,"  replied  the  beadle;  "but 
the  young  woman  had  eat  nought  to-day,  and  soa  Measter 
Tummas  did  set  down  a  drap  of  drink  and  a  morsel,  to 
be  sure." 

"Thomas  was  very  right,  Mr.  Stubbs;  and  what  has 
become  of  the  other  most  unfortunate  being  ?  " 

"Why,"  replied  Mr.  Stubbs,  "I  did  think  the  sight  on 
her  would  but  vex  your  Reverence,  and  soa  I  did  let  her 
go  her  ways  back  to  her  mother,  who  is  in  trouble  in  the 
next  parish." 

"In  trouble! — that  signifies  in  prison,  I  suppose?"  said 
Mr.  Staunton. 

"Ay,  truly ;  something  like  it,  an  it  like  your  Reverence.*' 

"Wretched,    unhappj',    incorrigible    woman!"    said    the 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  347 

clergjman.  "And  what  sort  of  person  is  tliis  companion 
of  hers  ?  " 

"Why,  decent  enow,  an  It  like  your  Reverence,"  said 
Stubbs  ;  "for  aught  I  sees  of  her,  there's  no  harm  of  her, 
and  she  says  she  has  cash  enow  to  carry  her  out  of  the 
county." 

"Cash!  that  is  always  what  you  think  of,  Stubbs. — 
But,  has  she  sense?  —  has  she  her  wits? — has  she  tlie 
capacity  of  taking  care  of  herself?  " 

"Why,  your  Reverence,"  repHed  Stubbs,  "I  cannot  just 
say — I  will  be  sworn  she  was  not  bom  at  Witt-ham  ;  *  for 
Gaflfer  Gibbs  looked  at  her  all  the  time  of  ser\Ice,  and  he 
says  she  could  not  turn  up  a  single  lesson  like  a  Christian, 
even  though  she  had  Madge  Murdockson  to  help  her — but 
then,  as  to  fending  for  hersell,  why,  she's  a  bit  of  a  Scotch- 
woman, your  Reverence,  and  they  say  the  worst  donnot 
of  them  can  look  out  for  their  own  turn — and  she  is  decently 
put  on  enow,  and  not  bechounched  like  t'other." 

"Send  her  in  here,  then,  and  do  you  remain  below, 
iMr.  Stubbs." 

This  colloquy  had  engaged  Jeanie's  attention  so  deeply, 
that  it  was  not  until  it  was  over  that  she  observed  that 
the  sashed  door,  which,  we  have  said,  led  from  the  ante- 
room into  the  garden,  was  opened,  and  that  there  entered, 
Dr  rather  was  borne  in  by  two  assistants,  a  young  man, 
of  a  ver}'  pale  and  sickly  appearance,  whom  they  lifted  to 
;he  nearest  couch,  and  placed  there,  as  if  to  recover  from 
he  fatigue  of  an  unusual  exertion.  Just  as  they  were 
naking  this  arrangement,  Stubbs  came  out  of  the  librar}', 
ind  summoned  Jeanie  to  enter  it.     She   obeyed  him,  not 

ivithout  tremor ;  for,  besides  the  novelty  of  the  situation 
o  a  girl  of  her  secluded  habits,  she  felt  also  as  if  the 
■uccessful  prosecution  of  her  journey  was  to  depend  upon 
he  impression  she  should  be  able  to  make  on  Mr.  Staunton. 
It  is  true,  it  was  difficult  to  suppose  on  what  pretext  a 
•erson  travelling  on  her  own  business,  and  at  her  own 
harge,  could  be  interrupted  upon  her  route.  But  the 
iolent  detention  she  had  already  undergone,  was  sufficient 

0  show  that  there  existed  persons  at  no  great  distance, 
/ho  had  the  interest,  the  inclination,  and  the  audacity, 
srcibly  to  stop  her  journey,  and  she  felt  the  necessity  of 
aving  some  countenance   and  protection,  at  least  till  she 

1  *  A  i>roverbial  and  punning  expres^on  in  that  county,  to  intimate  that  a 
'trwn  ia  net  very  devtr. 


34.8  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

should  get  beyond  their  reach.  While  these  things  passed 
through  her  mind,  much  faster  than  our  pen  and  ink  can 
record,  or  even  the  reader's  eye  collect  the  meaning  of  its 
traces,  Jeanie  found  herself  in  a  handsome  library,  and  in 
presence  of  the  Rector  of  Willingham.  The  well-furnished 
presses  and  shelves  which  surrounded  the  large  and  hand- 
some apartmerLt,  contained  more  books  than  Jeanie  imagined 
existed  in  the  world,  being  accustomed  to  consider  as  an 
extensive  collection  two  fir  shelves,  each  about  three  feet 
long,  which  contained  her  father's  treasured  volumes,  the 
whole  pith  and  marrow,  as  he  used  sometimes  to  boast, 
of  modern  divinity.  An  orrery,  globes,  a  telescope,  and 
some  other  scientific  implements,  conveyed  to  Jeanie  an 
impression  of  admiration  and  wonder  not  uninixed  with 
fear ;  for,  in  her  ignorant  apprehension,  they  seemed 
rather  adapted  for  magical  purposes  than  any  other ;  and 
a  few  stuffed  animals  (as  the  Rector  was  fond  of  natural 
history),  added  to  the  impressive  character  of  the  apartment. 

Mr.  Staunton  spoke  to  her  with  great  mildness.  He 
observed,  that,  although  her  appearance  at  church  had 
been  uncommon,  and  in  strange,  and,  he  must  add,  dis- 
creditable society,  and  calculated,  upon  the  whole,  to 
disturb  the  congregation  during  divine  worship,  he 
wished,  nevertheless,  to  hear  her  own  account  of  herself 
before  taking  any  steps  which  his  duty  might  seem  tc 
demand.  He  was  a  justice  of  peace,  he  informed  her, 
as  well  as  the  clergyman. 

"His  Honour"  (for  she  would  not  say  his  reverence' 
"was  very  civil  and  kind,"  was  all  that  poor  Jeanie  coulc 
at  first  bring  out. 

"Who  are  you,  young  woman?"   said    the   clergyman: 
more  peremptorily — "and  what  do  you  do  in  this  country 
and  in  such  company? — We  allow  no  strollers  or  vagrant: 
here." 

"I  am  not  a  vagrant  or  a  stroller,  sir,"  said  Jeanie,  ; 
little  roused  by  the  supposition.  "1  am  a  decent  Scotcl 
lass,  travelling  through  the  land  on  my  own  business  am  , 
my  own  expenses  ;  and  I  was  so  unhappy  as  to  fall  ii  j 
with  bad  company,  and  was  stopped  a'  night  on  m, 
journey.  And  this  puir  creature,  who  is  something  light 
headed,  let  me  out  in  the  morning." 

"  6ad   company!"  said  the   clergyman.     "I    am  afraic 
young    woman,   you    have    not    been    sufficiently  anxiou  < 
to  avoid  them." 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  349 

"  Indeed,  sir,"  returned  Jeanle,  "  I  have  been  brought 
up  to  shun  evil  communication.  But  these  wicked  people 
were  thieves,  and  stopped  me  by  violence  and  mastery." 

"Thieves!  "  said  Mr.  Staunton  ;  "then  you  charge  them 
with  robbery,  I  suppose  ?  " 

"No,  sir;  they  did  not  take  so  much  as  a  boddle  from 
me,"  answered  Jeanie  ;  "  nor  did  they  use  me  ill,  otherwise 
than  by  confining  me." 

The  clergyman  inquired  into  the  particulars  of  her 
adventure,  which  she  told  him  from  point  to  point. 

"This  is  an  extraordinary',  and  not  a  very  probable  tale, 
young  woman,"  resumed  Mr.  Staunton.  "Here  has  been, 
according  to  your  account,  a  great  violence  committed 
without  any  adequate  motive.  Are  you  aware  of  the  law 
of  this  country' — that  if  you  lodge  this  charge  you  will 
be  bound  over  to  prosecute  this  gang  ?  " 

Jeanie  did  not  understand  him,  and  he  explained  that  the 
English  law,  in  addition  to  the  inconvenience  sustained  by 
persons  who  have  been  robbed  or  injured,  has  the  goodness 
to  entrust  to  them  the  care  and  the  expense  of  appearing 
as  prosecutors. 

Jeanie  said,  "  that  her  business  at  London  was  express ; 
all  she  wanted  was,  that  any  gentleman  would,  out  of" 
Christian  charity,  protect  her  to  some  town,  where  she 
could  hire  horses  and  a  guide;  and,  finally,"  she  thought, 
"it  would  be  her  father's  mind  that  she  was  not  free  to 
give  testimony  in  an  English  court  of  justice,  as  the  land 
was  not  under  a  direct  gospel  dispensation." 

Mr.  Staunton  stared  a  little,  and  asked  if  her  father  was 
a  Quaker. 

"God  forbid,  sir,"  said  Jeanie — "He  is  nae  schismatic 
nor  sectary,  nor  ever  treated  for  sic  black  commodities  as 
theirs,  and  that's  weel  kend  o'  him." 

"And  what  is  his  name,  pray?  "  said  Mr.  Staunton. 

"  David  Deans,  sir,  the  cowfeeder  at  St.  Leonard's 
Craigs,  near  Edinburgh." 

A  deep  groan  from  the  anteroom  prevented  the  Rector 
from  replying,  and  exclaiming,  "  Good  God !  that  unhappy 
boy!"  he  left  Jeanie  alone,  and  hastened  into  the  outer 
apartment. 

Some  noise  and  bustle  was  heard,  but  no  one  entered 
the  library  for  the  best  part  of  an  hour. 


3S0  THE   HEART    OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 


CHAPTER  XXXni. 

Fantastic  passions'  maddening  brawl ! 
And  shame  and  terror  over  all ! 
Deeds  to  be  hid  which  were  not  hid, 
Which,  all  confused,  I  could  not  know 
Whether  I  suffer'd  or  I  did, 
For  all  seem'd  gtiilt,  remorse,  or  woe  ; 
My  own,  or  others,  still  the  same 
Life-stifling  fear,  soul-stifling  shame. 

Coleridge. 

During  the  interval  while  she  was  thus  left  alone,  Jeanie 
anxiously  revolved  in  her  mind  what  course  was  best  for 
her  to  pursue.  She  was  impatient  to  continue  her  journey, 
yet  she  feared  she  could  not  safely  adventure  to  do  so 
while  the  old  hag  and  her  assistants  were  in  the  neighbour- 
hood, without  risking  a  repetition  of  their  violence.  She 
thought  she  could  collect  from  the  conversation  which  she 
had  partly  overheard,  and  also  from  the  wild  confessions 
of  Madge  Wildfire,  that  her  mother  had  a  deep  and  revenge- 
ful motive  for  obstructing  her  journey  if  possible.  And 
from  whom  could  she  hope  for  assistance  if  not  from  Mr. 
Staunton  ?  His  whole  appearance  and  demeanour  seemed 
to  encourage  her  hopes.  His  features  were  handsome,  i 
though  marked  with  a  deep  cast  of  melancholy ;  his  tone 
and  language  were  gentle  and  encouraging ;  and,  as  he 
had  served  in  the  army  for  several  years  during  his  youth, 
his  air  retained  that  easy  frankness  which  is  peculiar  to 
the  profession  of  arms.  He  was,  besides,  a  minister  of 
the  gospel ;  and  although  a  worshipper,  according  to 
Jeanie's  notions,  in  the  court  of  the  Gentiles,  and  so 
benighted  as  to  wear  a  surplice ;  although  he  read  the 
Common  Prayer,  and  wrote  down  every  word  of  his  sermon 
before  delivering  it ;  and  although  he  was,  moreover,  in 
strength  of  lungs,  as  well  as  pith  and  marrow  of  doctrine, 
vastly  inferior  to  Boanerges  Stormheaven,  Jeanie  still 
thought  he  must  be  a  very  different  person  from  Curate 
Kiltstoup,  and  other  prelatical  divines  of  her  father's  earllei 
days,  who  used  to  get  drunk  in  their  canonical  dress, 
and  hound  out  the  dragoons  against  the  wandering 
Cameronians.  The  house  seemed  to  be  in  some  disturb- 
ance,  but    as  she  could   not  suppose   she  was  altogethei 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  351 

:  forgotten,  she    thought  it  better  to  remain  quiet  in  the 
apartment  where  she  had  been  left,  till  some  one  should 
I  take  notice  of  her. 

[  The  first  who  entered  was,  to  her  no  small  delight,  one 
of  her  own  sex,  a  motherly-looking  aged  person  of  a 
housekeeper.  To  her  Jeanie  explained  her  situation  in  a 
few  words,  and  begged  her  assistance. 

The  dignity  of  a  housekeeper  did  not  encourage  too 
much  familiarity  with  a  person  who  was  at  the  Rectory 
on  justice-business,  and  whose  character  might  seem  in 
her  eyes  somewhat  precarious ;  but  she  was  civil,  although 
distant. 

"  Her  young  master,"  she  said,  "had  had  a  bad  accident 
Dy  a  fall  from  his  horse,  which  made  him  liable  to  fainting 
fits ;  he  had  been  taken  very  ill  just  now,  and  it  was 
impossible  his  Reverence  could  see  Jeanie  for  some  time ; 
but  that  she  need  not  fear  his  doing  all  that  was  just  and 
proper  in  her  behalf  the  instant  he  could  get  her  business 
attended  to." — She  concluded  by  offering  to  show  Jeanie 
a  room,  where  she  might  remain  till  his  Reverence  was 
at  leisure. 

Our  heroine  took  the  opportunity  to  request  the  means 
of  adjusting  and  changing  her  dress. 

The  housekeeper,  in  whose  estimation  order  and  clea.n- 
liness  ranked  high  among  personal  virtues,  gladly  compliid 
with  a  request  so  reasonable ;  and  the  change  of  dress 
which  Jeanie's  bundle  furnished  made  so  important  an 
improvement  in  her  appearance,  that  the  old  lady  hardly 
knew  the  soiled  and  disordered  traveller,  whose  attire 
showed  the  violence  she  had  sustained,  in  the  neat,  clean, 
'.  quiet-looking  little  Scotchwoman,  who  now  stood  before 
ler.  Encouraged  by  such  a  favourable  alteration  in  her 
ippearance,  Mrs.  Dalton  ventured  to  invite  Jeanie  to 
sartake  of  her  dinner,  and  was  equally  pleased  with  the 
lecent  propriety  of  her  conduct  during  that  meal. 

"  Thou  canst  read  this  book,  canst  thou,  young  woman  ?  " 
aid  the  old  lady,  when  their  meal  was  concluded,  laying 
hand  upon  a  large  Bible. 

'  I  hope  sae,  madam,"  said  Jeanie,  surprised  at  the 
-  juestion ;  '*  my  father  wad  hae  wanted  mony  a  thing,  ere 
'■    had  wanted  that  schuling." 

"The  better  sign  of  him,  young  woman.  There  are 
;i  here,  well  to  pass  in  the  world,  would  not  want  their 
.ire  of  a  Leicester  plover,  and  that's  a   bag-pudding,  if 


352  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

fasting  for  three  hours  would  make  all  their  poor  children 
read  the  Bible  from  end  to  end.  Take  thou  the  book, 
then,  for  my  eyes  are  something  dazed,  and  read  where 
thou  listest — it's  the  only  book  thou  canst  not  happen 
wrong  in." 

Jeanie  was  at  first  tempted  to  turn  up  the  parable  of 
the  good  Samaritan,  but  her  conscience  checked  her,  as 
if  it  were  a  use  of  Scripture,  not  for  her  own  edification, 
but  to  work  upon  the  mind  of  others  for  the  relief  of  her 
worldly  afflictions ;  and  under  this  scrupulous  sense  of 
duty,  she  selected,  in  preference,  a  chapter  of  the  prophet 
Isaiah,  and  read  it,  notwithstanding  her  northern  accent 
and  tone,  with  a  devout  propriety,  which  greatly  edified 
Mrs.  Dalton. 

"Ah,"  she  said,  "an  all  Scotchwomen  were  sic  as  thou! 
— but  it  was  our  luck  to  get  born  devils  of  thy  country, 
I  think — every  one  worse  than  t'other.  If  thou  knowest 
of  any  tidy  lass  like  thysell,  that  wanted  a  place,  and  could 
bring  a  good  character,  and  would  not  go  laiking  about 
to  wakes  and  fairs,  and  wore  shoes  and  stockings  all  the 
day  round — why,  I'll  not  say  but  we  might  find  room  for 
her  at  the  Rectory.  Hast  no  cousin  or  sister,  lass,  that 
such  an  offer  would  suit  ?  " 

This  was  touching  upon  a  sore  point,  but  Jeanie  was 
spared  the  pain  of  replying  by  the  entrance  of  the  same 
man-servant  she  had  seen  before. 

"  Measter  wishes  to  see  the  young  woman  from  Scotland,", 
was  Tummas's  address. 

"Go  to  his  Reverence,  my  dear,  as  fast  as  you  can,  and 
tell  him  all  your  story — his  Reverence  is  a  kind  man,"  said 
Mrs.  Dalton.  "  I  will  fold  down  the  leaf,  and  make  you 
a  cup  of  tea,  with  some  nice  muffin,  against  you  come 
down,  and  that's  what  you  seldom  see  in  Scotland, 
girl." 

"  Measter's  waiting  for  the  young  woman,"  said  Tummas 
impatiently. 

"Well,  Mr.  Jack-Sauce,  and  what  is  your  business  to 
put  in  your  oar  ? — And  how  often  must  I  tell  you  to  call 
Mr.  Staunton  his  Reverence,  seeing  as  he  is  a  dignified 
clergyman,  and  not  be  meastering,  meastering  him,  as 
if  he  were  a  little  petty  squire  ?  " 

As  Jeanie  was  now  at  the  door,  and  ready  to  accom- 
pany Tummas,  the  footman  said  nothing  till  he  got  into 
the  passage,  when  he  muttered,  "There  are  moe  masters 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  353 

.than  one  in  ihis  house,  and  I  think  we  shall  have  a  mistress 
'too,  an  Dame  Dalton  carries  it  thus." 

Tummas  led  the  way  through  a  more  intricate  range  of 
passages  than  Jeanie  had  yet  threaded,  and  ushered  her 
into  an  apartment  which  was  darkened  by  the  closing  of 
most  of  the  window-shutters,  and  in  which  was  a  bed  with 
the  curtains  partly  drawn. 

"  Here  is  the  young  woman,  sir,"  said  Tummas. 

"Very  well,"  said  a  voice  from  the  bed,  but  not  that 
of  his  Reverence ;  "be  ready  to  answer  the  bell,  and 
leave  the  room." 

"There  is  some  mistake,"  said  Jeanie,  confounded  at 
finding  he.rself  in  the  apartment  of  an  invalid  ;  "the  servant 
told  me  that  the  minister " 

"Don't  trouble  yourself,"  said  the  invalid,  "there  is  no 
mistake.  I  know  more  of  your  affairs  than  my  father,  and 
I  can  manage  them  better. — Leave  the  room,  Tom."  The 
servant  obeyed. — "We  must  not,"  said  the  invalid,  "lose 
time,  when  we  have  little  to  lose.  Open  the  shutter  of 
that  window." 

She  did  so,  and,  as  he  drew  aside  the  curtain  of  his  bed, 
the  light  fell  on  his  pale  countenance,  as,  turban'd  with 
bandages,  and  dressed  in  a  night-gown,  he  lay,  seemingly 
exhausted,  upon  the  bed. 

"Look  at  me,"  he  said,  "Jeanie  Deans;  can  you  not 
recollect  me  ?  " 

"No,  sir,"  said  she,  full  of  surprise.  "I  was  never  in 
this  country  before." 

"  But  I  may  have  been  in  yours.  Think — recollect.  I 
should  faint  did  I  name  the  naine  you  are  most  dearly  bound 
to  loathe  and  to  detest.     Think — remember  !  " 

A  terrible  recollection  flashed  on  Jeanie,  which  every  tone 
of  the  speaker  confirmed,  and  which  his  next  words 
rendered  certainty. 

"Be  composed  —  remember  Muschat's  Cairn,  and  the 
moonlight  night !  " 

Jeanie  sank  down  on  a  chair,  with  clasped  hands,  and 
gasped  in  agony. 

"Yes,  here  I  lie,"  he  said,  "like  a  crushed  snake, 
writhing  with  impatience  at  my  incapacity  of  motion — here 
1  lie,  when  1  ought  to  have  been  in  Edinburgh,  trying 
every  means  to  save  a  life  that  is  dearer  to  me  than  my 
own.  —  How  is  your  sister  ?  —  how  fares  it  with  her  ?  — 
condemned   to  death,    I   know  it,   by  this  time !     Oh,    the 


354  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

horse  that  carried  me  safely  on  a  thousand  errands  of  folly 
and  wickedness,  that  he  should  have  broke  down  with  me 
on  the  only  good  mission  I  have  undertaken  for  years ! 
But  I  must  rein  in  my  passion — my  frame  cannot  endure 
it,  and  I  have  much  to  say.  Give  me  some  of  the  cordial 
which  stands  on  that  table. — Why  do  you  tremble?  But 
you  have  too  good  cause. — Let  it  stand — I  need  it  not." 

Jeanie,  however  reluctant,  approached  him  with  the  cup 
into  which  she  had  poured  the  draught,  and  could  not 
forbear  saying,  "  There  is  a  cordial  for  the  mind,  sir,  if  the 
wicked  will  turn  from  their  trangressions,  and  seek  to  the 
Physician  of  souls." 

"  Silence  !  "  he  said  sternly — "  and  yet  I  thank  you.  But 
tell  me,  and  lose  no  time  in  doing  so,  what  you  are  doing 
in  this  country?  Remember,  though  I  have  been  your 
sister's  worst  enemy,  yet  I  will  serve  her  with  the  best  of 
my  blood,  and  I  will  serve  you  for  her  sake ;  and  no  one 
can  serve  you  to  such  purpose,  for  no  one  can  know  the 
circumstances  so  well — so  speak  without  fear, " 

"I  am  not  afraid,  sir,"  said  Jeanie,  collecting  her  spirits. 
"  I  trust  in  God  ;  and  if  it  pleases  Him  to  redeem  my  sister's 
captivity,  it  is  all  I  seek,  whosoever  be  the  instrument 
But,  sir,  to  be  plain  with  you,  I  dare  not  use  your  counsel, 
unless  I  were  enabled  to  see  that  it  accords  with  the  law 
which  I  must  rely  upon." 

"The  devil  take  the  puritan!"  cried  George  Staunton, 
for  so  we  must  now  call  him — "  I  beg  your  pardon  ;  but 
I  am  naturally  impatient,  and  you  drive  me  mad !  What 
harm  can  it  possibly  do  you  to  tell  me  in  what  situation 
your  sister  stands,  and  your  own  expectations  of  being 
able  to  assist  her  ?  It  is  time  enough  to  refuse  my  advice 
when  I  offer  any  which  you  may  think  improper.  I 
speak  calmly  to  you,  though  'tis  against  my  nature ;  but 
don't  urge  me  to  impatience  —  it  will  only  render  me 
incapable  of  serving  Effie." 

There  was  in  the  looks  and  words  of  this  unhappy  young 
man  a  sort  of  restrained  eagerness  and  impetuosity  which 
seemed  to  prey  upon  itself,  as  the  impatience  of  a  fiery 
steed  fatigues  itself  with  churning  upon  the  bit.  After 
a  moment's  consideration,  it  occurred  to  Jeanie  that  she 
was  not  entitled  to  withhold  from  him,  whether  on  her 
sister's  account  or  her  own,  the  account  of  the  fatal  con- 
sequences of  the  crime  which  he  had  committed,  nor  to 
reject  such  advice,   being  in   itself  lawful   and   innocent, 


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,  as  he  might  be  able  to  suggest  in  the  way  of  remedy. 
,  Accordingly,  in  as  few  words  as  she  could  express  it,  she 
'  told  the  history  of  her  sister's  trial  and  condemnation,  and 
of  her  own  journey  as  far  as  Newark.  He  appeared  to 
listen  in  the  utmost  agony  of  mind,  yet  repressed  every 
violent  symptom  of  emotion,  whether  by  gesture  or  sound, 
which  might  have  interrupted  the  speaker,  and,  stretched 
on  his  couch  like  the  Mexican  monarch  on  his  bed  of  live 
coals,  only  the  contortions  of  his  cheek,  and  the  quivering 
of  his  limbs,  gave  indication  of  his  sufferings.  To  much 
of  what  she  said  he  listened  with  stifled  groans,  as  if  he 
were  only  hearing  those  miseries  confirmed,  whose  fatal 
reality  he  had  known  before;  but  when  she  pursued  her 
tale  through  the  circumstances  which  had  interrupted  her 
journey,  extreme  surprise  and  earnest  attention  appeared  to 
succeed  to  the  symptoms  of  remorse  which  he  had  before 
exhibited.  He  questioned  Jeanie  closely  concerning  the 
appearance  of  the  two  men,  and  the  conversation  which  she 
had  overheard  between  the  taller  of  them  and  the  woman. 

When  Jeanie  mentioned  the  old  woman  having  alluded 
to  her  foster-son — "It  is  too  true,"  he  said;  "and  the 
source  from  which  I  derived  food,  when  an  infant,  must 
have  communicated  to  me  the  wretched  —  the  fated  — 
propensity  to  vices  that  were  strangers  in  my  own  family. 
— But  go  on." 

Jeanie  passed  slightly  over  her  journey  in  company  with 
Madge,  having  no  inclination  to  repeat  what  might  be  the 
effect  of  mere  raving  on  the  part  of  her  companion,  and 
therefore  her  tale  was  now  closed. 

Young  Staunton  lay  for  a  moment  in  profound  meditation, 
and  at  length  spoke  with  more  composure  than  he  had 
yet  displayed  during  their  interview. — "You  are  a  sensible, 
as  well  as  a  good  young  woman,  Jeanie  Deans,  and  I  will 
tell  you  more  of  my  story  than  I  have  told  to  any  one. — 
Story  did  I  call  it  ?  —  it  is  a  tissue  of  folly,  guilt,  and 
misery.  —  But  take  notice  —  I  do  it  because  I  desire  your 
confidence  in  return  —  that  is,  that  you  will  act  in  this 
dismal  matter  by  my  advice  and  direction.  Therefore  do 
I  speak." 

"  I  will  do  what  is  fitting  for  a  sister  and  a  daughter, 
and  a  Christian  woman  to  do,"  said  Jeanie;  "  but  do  not 
tell  me  any  of  your  secrets — It  is  not  good  that  I  should 
come  into  your  counsel,  or  listen  to  the  doctrine  which 
causeth  to  err." 


356  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"Simple  fool!"  said  the  young  man.  "Look  at  me. 
My  head  is  not  horned,  my  foot  is  not  cloven,  my  hands  are 
not  garnished  with  talons ;  and,  since  I  am  not  the  very 
devil  himself,  what  interest  can  any  one  else  have  in  de- 
stroying the  hopes  with  which  you  comfort  or  fool  yourself? 
Listen  to  me  patiently,  and  you  will  find  that,  when  you 
have  heard  my  counsel,  you  may  go  to  the  seventh  heaven 
with  it  in  your  pocket,  if  you  have  a  mind,  and  not  feel 
yourself  an  ounce  heavier  in  the  ascent." 

At  the  risk  of  being  somewhat  heavy,  as  explanations 
usually  prove,  we  must  here  endeavour  to  combine  into 
a  distinct  narrative,  information  which  the  invalid  com- 
municated in  a  manner  at  once  too  circumstantial,  and  too 
much  broken  by  passion,  to  admit  of  our  giving  his  precise 
words.  Part  of  it,  indeed,  he  read  from  a  manuscript, 
which  he  had  perhaps  drawn  up  for  the  information  of  his 
relations  after  his  decease. 

"  To  make  my  tale  short  —  this  wretched  hag  —  this 
Margaret  Murdockson,  was  the  wife  of  a  favourite  servant 
of  my  father  ; — she  had  been  my  nurse  ; — her  husband  was 
dead  ; — she  resided  in  a  cottage  near  this  place ; — she  had 
a  daughter  who  grew  up,  and  was  then  a  beautiful  but 
very  giddy  girl ;  her  mother  endeavoured  to  promote  her 
marriage  with  an  old  and  wealthy  churl  in  the  neighbour- 
hood ; — the  girl  saw  me  frequently — She  was  familiar  with 
me,  as  our  connection  seemed  to  permit — and  I — in  a  word, 
I  wronged  her  cruelly — It  was  not  so  bad  as  your  sister's 
business,  but  it  was  sufficiently  villainous— her  folly  should 
have  been  her  protection.  Soon  after  this  I  was  sent  abroad 
— To  do  my  father  justice,  if  I  have  turned  out  a  fiend,  it  is 
not  his  fault — he  used  the  best  means.  When  I  returned, 
I  found  the  wretched  mother  and  daughter  had  fallen  into 
disgrace,  and  were  chased  from  this  country.  —  My  deep 
share  in  their  shame  and  misery  was  discovered—  my  father 
used  very  harsh  language — we  quarrelled.  I  left  his  house, 
and  led  a  life  of  strange  adventure,  resolving  never  again 
to  see  my  father  or  my  father's  home. 

"And  now  comes  the  story! — ^Jeanie,  I  put  my  life  into 
vour  hands,  and  not  only  my  own  life,  which,  God  knows, 
IS  not  worth  saving,  but  the  happiness  of  a  respectable  old 
man,  and  the  honour  of  a  family  of  consideration.  My 
love  of  low  society,  as  such  propensities  as  I  was  cursed 
with  are  usually  termed,  was,  I  think,  of  an  uncommon 
kind,  and  indicated  a   nature,   which,   if  not  depraved  by 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  357 

early  debauchery,  would  have  been  fit  for  better  things. 
I  did  not  so  much  delight  in  the  wild  revel,  the  low  humour, 
the  unconfined  liberty  of  those  with  whom  I  associated,  as 
m  the  spirit  of  adventure,  presence  of  mind  in  peril,  and 
sharpness  of  intellect  which  they  displayed  in  prosecuting 
their  maraudings  upon  the  revenue,  or  similar  adventures. 
—  Have  you  looked  round  this  rectory? — is  it  not  a  sweet 
and  pleasant  retreat  ?  " 

Jeanie,  alarmed  at  this  sudden  change  of  subject,  replied 
in  the  affirmative. 

"Well!  I  wish  it  had  been  ten  thousand  fathoms  under 
ground,  with  its  church-lands,  and  tithes,  and  all  tliat 
belongs  to  it  I  Had  it  not  been  for  this  cursed  rector}',  I 
should  have  been  permitted  to  follow  the  bent  of  my  own 
inclinations  and  the  profession  of  arms,  and  half  the  courage 
and  address  that  I  have  displayed  among  smugglers  and 
deer-stealers  would  have  secured  me  an  honourable  rank 
among  my  contemporaries.  Why  did  I  not  go  abroad 
when  I  left  this  house ! — Why  did  I  leave  it  at  all ! — why — 
But  it  came  to  that  point  with  me  that  it  is  madness  to 
look  back,  and  misery  to  look  forward." 

He  paused,  and  then  proceeded  with  more  composure. 

"The  chances  of  a  wandering  life  brouglit  me  un- 
happily to  Scotland,  to  embroil  myself  in  worse  and 
more  criminal  actions  than  I  had  yet  been  concerned  in. 
It  was  now  I  becaine  acquainted  with  Wilson,  a  remark- 
able man  in  his  station  of  life — quiet,  composed,  and 
resolute,  firm  in  mind,  and  uncommonly  strong  in  person, 
gifted  with  a  sort  of  rough  eloquence  which  raised  him 
above  his  companions.     Hitherto  1  had  been 

As  dissolute  as  deperate,  yet  through  both 
Were  seen  some  sparkles  of  a  better  hope. 

But  it  was  this  man's  misfortune,  as  well  as  mine,  that, 
notwithstanding  the  difference  of  our  rank  and  education, 
he  acquired  an  extraordinary  and  fascinating  influence 
over  me,  which  I  can  only  account  for  by  tlie  calm  deter- 
mination of  his  character  being  superior  to  the  less 
sustained  impetuosity  of  mine.  Where  he  led,  I  felt 
myself  bound  to  follow ;  and  strange  was  the  courage 
and  address  which  he  displayed  in  his  pursuits.  While  I 
was  engaged  in  desperate  adventures,  under  so  strange 
and  dangerous  a  preceptor,  I  became  acquainted  with  your 


3S8  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

unfortunate  sister  at  some  sports  of  the  young  people 
in  the  suburbs,  which  she  frequented  by  stealth — and 
her  ruin  proved  an  interlude  to  the  tragic  scenes  in 
which  I  was  now  deeply  engaged.  Yet  this  let  me  say — 
the  villainy  was  not  premeditated,  and  I  was  firmly 
resolved  to  do  her  all  the  justice  which  marriage  could 
do,  so  soon  as  I  should  be  able  to  extricate  myself  from 
my  unhappy  course  of  life,  and  embrace  some  one  more 
suited  to  my  birth.  I  had  wild  visions — ^visions  of  con- 
ducting her  as  if  to  some  poor  retreat,  and  introducing 
her  at  once  to  rank  and  fortune  she  never  dreamt  of.  A 
friend,  at  my  request,  attempted  a  negotiation  with  my 
father,  which  was  protracted  for  some  time,  and  renewed 
at  different  intervals.  At  length,  and  just  when  I  expected 
my  father's  pardon,  he  learned  by  some  means  or  other 
my  infamy,  painted  in  even  exaggerated  colours,  which 
was,  God  knows,  unnecessary.  He  wrote  me  a  letter — 
how  it  found  me  out,  I  know  not — enclosing  me  a  sum 
of  money,  and  disowning  me  for  ever.  I  became  desperate 
—I  became  frantic — I  readily  joined  Wilson  in  a  perilous 
smuggling  adventure  In  which  we  miscarried,  and  was 
willingly  blinded  by  his  logic  to  consider  the  robbery  of 
the  officer  of  the  customs  in  Fife  as  a  fair  and  honourable 
reprisal.  Hitherto  I  had  observed  a  certain  line  in  my 
criminality,  and  stood  free  of  assaults  upon  personal 
property,  but  now  I  felt  a  wild  pleasure  In  disgracing 
myself  as  much  as  possible. 

"The  plunder  was  no  object  to  me.  I  abandoned  that 
to  my  comrades,  and  only  asked  the  post  of  danger.  I 
remember  well,  that  when  I  stood  with  my  drawn  sword 
guarding  the  door  while  they  committed  the  felony,  I 
had  not  a  thought  of  my  own  safety.  I  was  only  meditat- 
ing on  my  sense  of  supposed  wrong  from  my  family,  my 
impotent  thirst  of  vengeance,  and  how  It  would  sound  In 
the  haughty  ears  of  the  family  of  Wiilingham,  that  one  of 
their  descendants,  and  the  heir  apparent  of  their  honours, 
should  perish  by  the  hands  of  the  hangman  for  robbing  a 
Scottish  gauger  of  a  sum  not  equal  to  one-fifth  part  of 
the  money  1  had  in  my  pocket-book.  We  were  taken — 
I  expected  no  less.  We  were  condemned  —  that  also  I 
looked  for.  But  death,  as  he  approached  nearer,  looked 
grimly ;  and  the  recollection  of  your  sister's  destitute  j 
condition  determined  me  on  an  effort  to  save  my  life. — I  » 
forgot  to   tcl!   you,    that   In    Edinburgh   I  again    met    the 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  jsg 

woman  Murdockson  and  her  daughter.  She  had  followed 
the  camp  when  young,  and  had  now,  under  pretence  of  a 
trifling  traffic,  resumed  predatory  habits,  with  which  she 
had  already  been  too  familiar.  Our  first  meeting  was 
stormy :  but  I  was  liberal  of  what  money  I  had,  and  she 
forgot,  or  seemed  to  forget,  the  injury  her  daughter  had 
received.  The  unfortunate  girl  herself  seemed  hardly  even 
to  know  her  seducer,  far  less  to  retain  any  sense  of  the 
injury  she  had  received.  Her  mind  is  totally  alienated, 
which,  according  to  her  mothers  account,  is  sometimes 
the  consequence  of  an  unfavourable  confinement.  But  it 
was  my  doing:  Here  was  another  stone  knitted  round 
my  neck  to  sink  me  into  the  pit  of  perdition.  Every  look 
— every  word  of  this  poor  creature — her  false  spirits — her 
imperfect  recollections — her  allusions  to  things  which  she 
had  forgotten,  but  which  were  recorded  in  my  conscience, 
were  stabs  of  a  poniard — stabs  did  I  say?  —  they  were 
tearing  with  hot  pinchers,  and  scalding  the  raw  wound 
with  burning  sulphur — they  were  to  be  endured,  how- 
ever, and  they  were  endured. — I  return  to  my  prison 
thoughts. 

"It  was  not  the  least  miserable  of  them  that  your 
sister's  time  approached.  I  knew  her  dread  of  you  and 
of  her  father.  She  often  said  she  would  die  a  thousand 
deaths  ere  you  should  know  her  shame — yet  her  confine- 
ment must  be  provided  for.  I  knew  this  woman 
Murdockson  was  an  infernal  hag,  but  I  thought  she  loved 
me,  and  that  money  would  make  her  true.  She  had  pro- 
cured a  file  for  Wilson,  and  a  spring-saw  for  me ;  and 
she  undertook  readily  to  take  charge  of  Effie  during 
her  illness,  in  which  she  had  skill  enough  to  give  the 
necessary  assistance.  I  gave  her  the  money  which  my 
father  had  sent  me.  It  was  settled  that  she  should 
receive  Effie  into  her  house  in  the  meantime,  and  wait 
for  further  directions  from  me,  when  I  should  effect  my 
escape.  I  communicated  this  purpose,  and  recommendeci 
the  old  hag  to  poor  Effie  by  a  letter,  in  which  I  recollect 
that  I  endeavoured  to  support  the  character  of  Macheath 
under  condemnation — a  fine,  gay,  bold-faced  ruffian,  who 
is  game  to  the  last  Such,  and  so  wretchedly  poor,  was 
my  ambition !  Yet  I  had  resolved  to  forsake  the  courses 
I  had  been  engaged  in,  should  I  be  so  fortunate  as  to 
escape  the  gibbet.  My  design  was  to  marry  your  sister, 
and  go  over  to  the  West  Indies.     I  had  still  a  considerable 


36o  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

sum  of  money  left,  and  I  trusted  to  be  able,  in  one  way  or 
other,  to  provide  for  myself  and  my  wife. 

"We  made  the  attempt  to  escape,  and  by  the  obstinacy 
of  Wilson,  who  insisted  upon  going  first,  it  totally  mis- 
carried. The  undaunted  and  self-denied  manner  in  which 
he  sacrificed  himself  to  redeem  his  error,  and  accomplish 
iTiy  escape  from  the  Tolbooth  Church,  you  must  have 
heard  of — all  Scotland  rang  with  it.  It  was  a  gallant 
and  extraordinary  deed — All  men  spoke  of  it — all  men,  even 
those  who  most  condemned  the  habits  and  crimes  of  this 
self-devoted  man,  praised  the  heroism  of  his  friendship. 
I  have  many  vices,  but  cowardice,  or  want  of  gratitude, 
are  none  of  the  number.  I  resolved  to  requite  his 
generosity,  and  even  your  sister's  safety  became  a 
secondary  consideration  with  me  for  the  time.  To  effect 
Wilson's  liberation  was  my  principal  object,  and  I 
doubted  not  to  find  the  means. 

"  Yet  1  did  not  forget  Effie  neither.  The  bloodhounds 
of  the  law  were  so  close  after  me,  that  I  dared  not  trust 
myself  near  any  of  my  old  haunts,  but  old  Murdockson 
met  me  by  appointment,  and  informed  me  that  your 
sister  had  happily  been  delivered  of  a  boy.  I  charged  the 
hag  to  keep  her  patient's  mind  easy,  and  let  her  want 
for  nothing  that  money  could  purcliase,  and  I  retreated 
to  Fife,  where,  among  my  old  associates  of  Wilson's  gang, 
I  hid  myself  in  those  places  of  concealment  where  the 
men  engaged  in  that  desperate  trade  are  used  to  find 
security  for  themselves  and  their  uncustomed  goods. 
Men  who  are  disobedient  both  to  human  and  divine  laws, 
are  not  always  insensible  to  the  claims  of  courage  and 
generosity.  VVe  were  assured  that  the  mob  of  Edinburgh, 
strongly  moved  with  the  hardships  of  Wilson's  situation, 
and  the  gallantry  of  his  conduct,  would  back  any  bold 
attempt  that  might  be  made  to  rescue  him  even  from 
the  foot  of  the  gibbet.  Desperate  as  tlie  attempt  seemed, 
upon  my  declaring  myself  ready  to  lead  the  onset  on  the 
guard,  I  found  no  want  of  followers  who  engaged  to  stand 
by  me,  and  returned  to  Lothian,  soon  joined  by  some 
steady  associates,  prepared  to  act  whenever  tho  occasiou 
might  require. 

"  I  have  no  doubt  I  should  have  rescued  him  from  the 
very  noose  that  dangled  over  his  head,"  he  continued  with 
animation,  which  seemed  a  flash  of  the  interest  which  he  had 
taken  in  such  exploits  ;   "  but  amongst  other  precautions. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN:  361 

the  magistrates  had  taken  one,  suggested,  as  we  after- 
wards learned,  by  the  unhappy  wretch  Porteous,  which 
efteciually  disconcerted  my  ineasures.  They  anticipated, 
by  half  an  hour,  the  ordinary  period  for  execution  ;  and, 
as  it  had  been  resolved  amongst  us,  that,  for  fear  of 
observation  from  the  officers  of  justice,  we  should  not 
show  ourselves  upon  the  street  until  the  time  of  action 
approached,  it  followed  that  all  was  over  before  our 
attempt  at  a  rescue  commenced.  It  did  commence,  how- 
ever, and  I  gained  the  scaffold  and  cut  the  rope  with 
my  own  hand.  It  was  too  late !  The  bold,  stout-hearted, 
generous  criminal  was  no  more — and  vengeance  wz3  all 
that  remained  to  us — a  vengeance,  as  I  then  thought, 
doubly  due  from  my  hand,  to  whom  Wilson  had  given 
life  and  liberty  when  he  could  as  easily  have  secured 
his  own." 

"Oh,  sir,"  said  Jeanie,  "did  the  Scripture  never  come 
into  your  mind,  *  Vengeance  is  mine,  and  I  will  repay  it '  ?  " 

"Scripture?  Why,  I  had  not  opened  a  Bible  for  five 
years,"  answered  Staunton. 

"Wae's  me,  sirs,"  said  Jeanie — "and  a  minister's  son 
too ! " 

"  It  is  natural  for  you  to  say  so  ;  yet  do  not  interrupt 
me,  but  let  me  finish  my  most  accursed  history.  The 
beast,  Porteous,  who  kept  firing  on  the  people  long  after 
it  had  ceased  to  be  necessary,  became  the  object  of  their 
hatred  for  having  overdone  his  duty,  and  of  mine  for 
having  done  it  too  well.  We — that  is,  I  and  the  other 
determined  friends  of  Wilson  —  resolved  to  be  avenged  ; 
but  caution  was  necessary'.  I  thought  I  had  been  marked 
by  one  of  the  officers,  and  therefore  continued  to  lurk  about 
the  vicinity  of  Edinburgh,  but  without  daring  to  venture 
within  the'  walls.  At  length,  I  visited,  at  the  hazard  of 
my  life,  the  place  where  I  hoped  to  find  my  future  wife  and 
my  son — they  were  both  gone.  Dame  Murdockson  in- 
formed me,  that  so  soon  as  Effie  heard  of  the  miscarriage  of 
the  attempt  to  rescue  Wilson,  and  the  hot  pursuit  afler  me, 
she  fell  into  a  brain  fever ;  and  that  being  one  day  obliged 
to  go  out  on  some  necessary  business  and  leave  her  alone, 
she  had  taken  that  opportunity  to  escape,  and  she  had  not 
seen  her  since.  I  loaded  her  with  reproaches,  to  which 
she  listened  with  the  most  provoking  and  callous  com- 
posure ;  for  it  is  one  of  her  attributes,  that,  violent  and 
fierce  as   she  is   upon  most  occasions,   there   are  some  in 


362  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

which  she  shows  the  most  imperturbable  calmness.  I 
threatened  her  with  justice ;  she  said  I  had  more  reason 
to  fear  justice  than  she  had.  I  felt  she  was  right,  and  was 
silenced.  I  threatened  her  with  vengeance  ;  she  replied 
in  nearly  the  same  words,  that,  to  judge  by  injuries  received, 
I  had  more  reason  to  fear  her  vengeance,  than  she  to  dread 
mine.  She  was  again  right,  and  I  was  left  without  an 
answer.  I  flung  myself  from  her  in  indignation,  and  em- 
ployed a  comrade  to  make  inquiry  in  the  neighbourhood  of 
St.  Leonard's  concerning  your  sister ;  but  ere  I  received 
his  answer,  the  opening  quest  of  a  well-scented  terrier  of 
the  law  drove  me  from  the  vicinity  of  Edinburgh  to  a  more 
distant  and  secluded  place  of  concealment.  A  secret  and 
trusty  emissary  at  length  brought  me  the  account  of 
Porteous's  condemnation,  and  of  your  sister's  imprison- 
ment on  a  criminal  charge ;  thus  astounding  one  of  mine 
ears,  while  he  gratified  the  other. 

"  I  again  ventured  to  the  Pleasance  —  again  charged 
Murdockson  with  treachery  to  the  unfortunate  Effie  and 
her  child,  though  I  could  conceive  no  reason,  save  that  of 
appropriating  the  whole  of  the  money  I  had  lodged  with 
her.  Your  narrative  throws  light  on  this,  and  shows 
another  motive,  not  less  powerful  because  less  evident — 
the  desire  of  wreaking  vengeance  on  the  seducer  of  her 
daughter, — the  destroyer  at  once  of  her  reason  and  reputa- 
tion. Great  God  1  how  I  wish  that,  instead  of  the  revenge 
she  made  choice  of,  she  had  delivered  me  up  to  the  cord  1  " 

"But  what  account  did  the  wretched  woman  give  of 
Eflie  and  the  bairn?"  said  Jeanie,  who,  during  this  long 
and  agitating  narrative,  had  firmness  and  discernment 
enough  to  keep  her  eye  on  such  points  as  might  throw 
light  on  her  sister's  misfortunes. 

"She  would  give  none,"  said  Staunton;  "she  said  the 
mother  made  a  moonlight  flitting  from  her  house,  with  the 
infant  in  her  arms — that  she  had  never  seen  either  of  them 
since — that  the  lass  might  have  thrown  the  child  into  the 
Nortli  Loch,  or  the  Quarry  Holes,  for  what  she  knew,  and 
it  was  like  enough  she  had  done  so." 

"  And  how  came  you  to  believe  that  she  did  not  speak  the 
fatal  truth  ?  "  said  Jeanie,  trembling. 

"  Because,  on  this  second  occasion,  I  saw  her  daughter, 
and  I  understood  from  her,  that,  in  fact,  the  child  had  been 
removed  or  destroyed  during  the  Illness  of  the  mother.  But 
all  knowledge  to  be  got  from    her  is  so  uncertain  and 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  363 

indirect,  that  I  could  not  collect  any  further  circumstances. 
Only  the  diabolical  character  of  old  Murdockson  makes  me 
augur  the  worst" 

"The  last  account  agrees  with  that  given  by  my  poor 
sister,"  said  Jeanie  ;  "  but  gang  on  wi'  your  ain  tale,  sir." 

"Of  this  I  am  certain,"  said  Staunton,  "that  Effie,  in  her 
senses,  and  with  her  knowledge,  never  injured  li\-ing 
creature. — But  what  could  I  do  in  her  exculpation  ?  — 
Nothing — and,  therefore,  my  whole  thoughts  were  turned 
towards  her  safety.  I  was  under  the  cursed  necessity  of 
suppressing  my  feelings  towards  Murdockson  ;  my  life  was 
in  the  hag's  hand — that  I  cared  not  for ;  but  on  my  life 
hung  that  of  your  sister.  I  spoke  thfe  wretch  fair ;  I 
appeared  to  confide  in  her ;  and  to  me,  so  far  as  I  was 
personally  concerned,  she  gave  proofs  of  extraordinary 
fidelity.  I  was  at  first  uncertain  what  measures  I  ought 
to  adopt  for  your  sister's  liberation,  when  the  general 
rage  excited  among  the  citizens  of  Edinburgh  on  account 
of  the  reprieve  of  Porteous,  suggested  to  me  the  daring 
idea  of  forcing  the  jail,  and  at  once  carr>-ing  off  your  sister 
from  the  clutches  of  the  law,  and  bringing  to  condign  punish- 
ment a  miscreant,  who  had  tormented  the  unfortunate 
Wilson  even  in  the  hour  of  death,  as  if  he  had  been  a 
wild  Indian  taken  captive  by  a  hostile  tribe.  I  flung 
myself  among  the  multitude  in  the  moment  of  fermentation 
—so  did  others  among  Wilson's  mates,  who  had,  like  me, 
been  disappointed  in  the  hope  of  glutting  their  eyes  with 
Porteous's  execution.  All  was  organised,  and  I  was  chosen 
for  the  captain.  I  felt  not — I  do  not  now  feel,  compunction 
for  what  was  to  be  done,  and  has  since  been  executed." 

"  Oh,  God  forgive  ye,  sir,  and  bring  ye  to  a  better  sense 
of  your  ways!  "  exclaimed  Jeanie,  in  horror  at  the  avowal 
of  such  violent  sentiments. 

*' Amen,"  replied  Staunton,  "if  my  sentiments  are 
wrong.  But,  I  rejjeat,  that,  although  willing  to  aid  the 
deed,  I  could  have  wished  them  to  have  chosen  another 
leader ;  because  I  foresaw  that  the  great  and  general  duty 
of  the  night  would  interfere  with  the  assistance  which  I 
?  proposed  to  render  Effie.  I  gave  a  commission,  however, 
to  a  trusty  friend  to  protect  her  to  a  place  of  safety,  so  soon 
as  the  fatal  procession  had  left  the  jail.  But  for  no  per- 
suasions which  I  could  use  in  the  hurry  of  the  moment, 
or  which  my  comrade  employed  at  more  length,  after  the 
mob  had  taken  a  different  direction,  could  the  unfortunate 


364        '    THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

girl  be  prevailed  upon  to  leave  the  prison.  His  arguments 
were  all  wasted  upon  the  infatuated  victim,  and  he  was 
obliged  to  leave  her  in  order  to  attend  to  his  own  safety. 
Such  was  his  account ;  but,  perhaps,  he  persevered  less 
steadily  in  his  attempt  to  persuade  her  than  I  would  have 
done." 

"  Effie  was  right  to  remain,"  said  Jeanle ;  "and  I  love 
her  the  better  for  It." 

"  Why  will  you  say  so  ?  "  said  Staunton. 

"You  cannot  understand  my  reasons,  sir,  if  I  should 
render  them,"  answered  Jeanie  composedly  ;  "  they  that 
thirst  for  the  blood  of  their  enemies  have  no  taste  for  the 
well-spring  of  life." 

"My  hopes,"  said  Staunton,  "were  thus  a  second  time 
disappointed.  My  next  efforts  were  to  bring  her  through 
her  trial  by  means  of  yourself.  How  I  urged  it,  and  where, 
you  cannot  have  forgotten.  I  do  not  blame  you  for  your 
refusal  ;  it  was  founded,  I  am  convinced,  on  principle,  and 
not  on  indifference  to  your  sister's  fate.  For  me,  judge  of 
me  as  a  man  frantic  ;  I  knew  not  what  hand  to  turn  to,  and 
all  my  efforts  were  unavailing.  In  this  condition,  and  close 
beset  on  all  sides,  I  thought  of  what  might  be  done  by 
means  of  my  family,  and  their  influence.  I  fled  from 
Scotland — I  reached  this  place — my  miserably  wasted  and 
unhappy  appearance  procured  me  from  my  father  that 
pardon,  which  a  parent  finds  it  so  hard  to  refuse,  even  to 
the  most  undeserving  son.  And  here  I  have  awaited  in 
anguish  of  mind,  which  the  condemned  criminal  might 
envy,  the  event  of  your  sister's  trial." 

"  Without  taking  any  steps  for  her  relief?  "  said  Jeanie. 

"  To  the  last  I  hoped  her  case  might  terminate  more 
favourably ;  and  it  is  only  two  days  since  that  the  fatal 
tidings  reached  me.  My  resolution  was  instantly  taken. 
I  mounted  my  best  horse  with  the  purpose  of  making  the 
utmost  haste  to  London,  and  there  compounding  with  Sir 
Robert  Walpole  for  your  sister's  safety,  by  surrendering  to 
him,  in  the  person  of  the  heir  of  the  family  of  Willingham, 
the  notorious  George  Roberttjon,  the  accomplice  of  Wilson, 
the  breaker  of  the  Tolbooth  prison,  and  the  well-known 
leader  of  the  Porteous  mob." 

"But  would  that  save  my  sister?"  said  Jeanie,  in 
astonishment. 

"  It  would,  as  I  should  drive  my  bargain,"  said  Staunton. 

"Queens   love  revenge  as  well  as  their  subjects — Little 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN  365 

you  seem  to  esteem  it,  it  is  a  poison  which  pleases  all 
f  palates,  from  the  prince  to  the  peasant.  Prime  ministers 
love  no  less  the  power  of  pleasing  sovereigns  by  gratifying 
their  passions.  The  life  of  an  obscure  village  girl  I  Why, 
I  might  ask  the  best  of  the  crown-jewels  for  laying  the 
head  of  such  an  insolent  conspiracy  at  the  foot  of  her 
majesty,  with  a  certainty  of  being  gratified.  All  my  other 
plans  have  failed,  but  this  could  not. — Heaven  is  just,  how- 
ever, and  would  not  honour  me  with  making  this  voluntary 
atonement  for  the  injury  I  have  done  your  sister.  I  had 
not  rode  ten  miles,  when  my  horse,  the  best  and  most 
surefooted  animal  in  this  country,  fell  with  me  on  a  level 
piece  of  road,  as  if  he  had  been  struck  by  a  cannon-shot. 
I  was  greatly  hurt,  and  was  brought  back  here  in  the 
miserable  condition  in  which  you  now  see  me." 

As  young  Staunton  had  come  to  the  conclusion,  the 
servant  opened  the  door,  and,  with  a  voice  which  seemed 
intended  rather  for  a  signal,  than  merely  the  announcing 
of  a  visit,  said,  "His  Reverence,  sir,  is  coming  upstairs  to 
wait  upon  you." 

"For  God's  sake,  hide  yourself,  Jeanie,"  exclaimed 
Staunton,  "  in  that  dressing-closet !  " 

"No,  sir,"  said  Jeanie;  "as  I  am  here  for  nae  ill,  I 
.  canna  take  the  shame  of  hiding  mysell  frae  the  master  o' 
the  house." 

"  But,  good  Heavens ! "  exclaimed  George  Staunton, 
"  do  but  consider " 

Ere  he  could  complete  the  sentence,  his  father  entered  the 
apartment. 

CHAPTER   XXXIV. 

And  now,  will  pardon,  comfort,  kindness,  dra^ 
The  youth  from  vice?  will  honour,  duty,  law? 

Crabbe. 

\  Jeakie  arose  from  her  seat,  and  made  her  quiet  reverence, 
;  when  the  elder  Mr.  Staunton  entered  the  apartment.  His 
•  astonishment  was  extreme  at  finding  his  son  in  such 
^  company. 

"I  perceive,  madam,"  he  said,  "I  have  made  a  mistake 
respecting  you,  and  ought  to  have  left  the  task  of  interrogat- 
ing you,  and  of  righting  your  wrongs,  to  this  youn^  man, 
with  whom,  doubtless,  you  have  been  formerly  acquamted." 


366  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

"  It's  unwitting  on  my  part  that  I  am  here,"  said  Jeanie ; 
"  the  servant  told  me  his  master  wished  to  speak  with  me." 

"There  goes  the  purple  coat  over  my  ears,"  murmured 
Tummas.  "D — n  her,  why  must  she  needs  speak  the 
truth,  when  she  could  have  as  well  said  anything  else  she 
had  a  mind  ?  " 

"George,"  said  Mr.  Staunton,  "if  you  are  still — as  you 
have  ever  been — lost  to  all  self-respect,  you  might  at  least 
have  spared  your  father,  and  your  father's  house,  such  a 
disgraceful  scene  as  this." 

"  Upon  my  life — upon  my  soul,  sir ! "  said  George,  throw- 
ing his  feet  over  the  side  of  the  bed,  and  starting  from  his 
recumbent  posture. 

"  Your  life,  sir  I  "  interrupted  his  father,  with  melancholy 
sternness. — "What  sort  of  life  has  it  been? — Your  soul! 
alas  !  what  regard  have  you  ever  paid  to  it  ?  Take  care  to 
reform  both  ere  offering  either  as  pledges  of  your  sincerity." 

"On  my  honour,  sir,  you  do  me  wrong,"  answered 
George  Staunton ;  "I  have  been  all  that  you  can  call  me 
that's  bad,  but  in  the  present  instance  you  do  me  Injustice. 
By  my  honour,  you  do !  " 

"Your  honour!"  said  his  father,  and  turned  from  him, 
with  a  look  of  the  most  upbraiding  contempt,  to  Jeanie. 
"From  you,  young  woman,  I  neither  ask  nor  expect  any 
explanation ;  but,  as  a  father  alike  and  as  a  clergyman,  I 
request  your  departure  from  this  house.  If  your  romantic 
story  has  been  other  than  a  pretext  to  find  admission  into  it 
(which,  from  the  society  in  which  you  first  appeared,  I  may 
be  permitted  to  doubt),  you  will  find  a  justice  of  peace 
within  two  miles,  with  whom,  more  properly  than  with  me, 
you  may  lodge  your  complaint." 

"This  shall  not  be,"  said  George  Staunton,  starting  up 
to  his  feet  "Sir,  you  are  naturally  Idnd  and  humane — 
you  sdiall  not  become  cruel  and  inhospitable  on  my  account. 
Turn  out  that  eavesdropping  rascal,"  pointing  to  Thomas, 
"and  get  what  hartshorn  drops,  or  what  better  receipt  you 
Iiave  against  fainting,  and  I  will  explain  to  you  in  two 
words  the  connection  betwixt  this  young  woman  and  me. 
She  shall  not  lose  her  fair  character  through  me.  I  have 
done  too  much  mischief  to  her  family  already,  and  I  know 
too  well  what  belongs  to  the  loss  of  fame." 

"Leave  the  room  sir,"  said  the  Rector  to  the  servant f 
and  when  the  man  had  obeyed,  he  carefully  shut  the  door 
behind   him.     Then   addressing   his    son,    he   said    sternly,: 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  367 

"Now,   sir,  what  new  proof  of  your  infamy  have  you   to 
impart  to  me  ?  " 

Young  Staunton  was  about  to  speak,  but  it  was  one 
of  those  moments  when  persons,  who,  like  Jeanie  Deans, 
possess  the  advantage  of  a  steady  courage  and  unruffled 
temper,  can  assume  the  superiority  over  more  ardent  but 
less  determined  spirits. 

"Sir,"  she  said  to  the  elder  Staunton,  "ye  have  an 
undoubted  right  to  aisk  your  ain  son  to  render  a  reason  of 
his  conduct.  But  respecting  me,  I  am  but  a  wayfaring 
traveller,  no  ways  obligated  or  indebted  to  you,  unless  it  be 
for  the  meal  of  meat  which,  in  my  ain  country,  is  willingly 
gien  by  rich  or  poor,  according  to  their  ability,  to  those  who 
need  it ;  and  for  which,  forby  that,  I  am  willing  to  make 
payment,  if  I  didna  think  it  would  be  an  affront  to  offer 
siller  in  a  house  like  this — only  I  dinna  ken  the  fashions  of 
the  country. " 

"This  is  all  very  well,  young  woman,"  said  the  Rector,  a 
good  deal  surprised,  and  unable  to  conjecture  whether  to 
impute  Jeanie's  language  to  simplicity  or  impertinence — 
"this  may  be  all  very  well — but  let  me  bring  it  to  a  point 
Why  do  you  stop  this  young  man's  mouth,  and  prevent  his 
communicating  to  his  father  and  his  best  friend,  an  explana- 
tion (since  he  says  he  has  one)  of  circumstances  which  seem 
in  themselves  not  a  little  suspicious  ?  " 

"He  may  tell  of  his  ain  affairs  what  he  likes,"  answered 
Jeanie  ;  "  but  my  family  and  friends  have  nae  right  to  hae 
ony  stories  told  anent  them  without  their  express  desire ; 
and,  as  they  canna  be  here  to  speak  for  themselves,  I  entreat 
ye  wadna  ask  Mr.  George  Rob — I  mean  Staunton,  or  what- 
ever his  name  is,  ony  questions  anent  me  or  my  folk ;  for  I 
maun  be  free  to  tell  you,  that  he  will  neither  have  the 
bearing  of  a  Christian  or  a  gentleman,  if  he  answers  you 
against  my  express  desire." 

"This  is  the  most  extraordinary  thing  I  ever  met  with," 
said  the  Rector,  as,  after  fixing  his  eyes  keenly  on  the 
placid,  yet  modest  countenance  of  Jeanie,  he  turned  them 
suddenly  upon  his  son.     "  What  have  you  to  say,  sir  ?  " 

"That  1  feel  I  have  been  too  hasty  in  my  promise,  sir," 
answered  George  Staunton  ;  "  I  have  no  title  to  make  any 
communications  respecting  the  affairs  of  this  young  person's 
family  without  her  assent 

The  elder  Mr.  Staunton  turned  his  eyes  from  one  to  the 
other  with  marks  of  surprise. 


368  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"This  is  more,  and  worse,  I  fear,"  he  said,  addressing 
his  son,  "than  one  of  your  frequent  and  disgraceful  con- 
nections— I  insist  upon  knowing  the  mystery." 

"  I  have  already  said,  sir,"  replied  his  son  rather  sullenly, 
"that  I  have  no  title  to  mention  the  affairs  of  this  young 
woman's  family  without  her  consent." 

"And  I  hae  nae  mysteries  to  explain,  sir,"  said  Jeanie, 
"but  only  to  pray  you,  as  a  preacher  of  the  gospel  and  a 
gentleman,  to  permit  me  to  go  safe  to  the  next  public-house 
on  the  Lunnon  road." 

"  I  shall  take  care  of  your  safety,"  said  young  Staunton  ; 
"  you  need  ask  that  favour  from  no  one." 

"  Do  you  say  so  before  my  face  ?  "  said  the  justly-incensed 
father.  "  Perhaps,  sir,  you  intend  to  fill  up  the  cup  of 
disobedience  and  profligacy  by  forming  a  low  and  disgraceful 
marriage?     But  let  me  bid  you  beware." 

"  If  you  were  feared  for  sic  a  thing  happening  wi'  me, 
sir,"  said  Jeanie,  "  I  can  only  say,  that  not  for  all  the  land 
that  lies  between  the  twa  ends  of  the  rainbow  wad  I  be  the 
woman  that  should  wed  your  son." 

" There  is  something  very  singular  in  all  this,"  said  the 
elder  Staunton;  "follow  me  into  the  next  room,  young 
woman. " 

"Hear  me  speak  first,"  said  the^oun^  man.  "I  have 
but  one  word  to  say.  I  confide  entirely  m  your  prudence ; 
tell  my  father  as  much  or  as  little  of  these  matters  as  you 
will,  he  shall  know  neither  more  nor  less  from  me." 

His  father  darted  to  him  a  glance  of  indignation,  which 
softened  into  sorrow  as  he  saw  him  sink  down  on  the  couch, 
exhausted  with  the  scene  he  had  undergone.  He  left  the 
apartment,  and  Jeanie  followed  him,  George  Staunton 
raising  himself  as  she  passed  the  doorway,  and  pronouncing 
the  word,  "  Remember  I  "  in  a  tone  as  monitory  as  it  was 
uttered  by  Charles  I.  upon  the  scaffold.  The  elder  Staunton 
led  the  way  into  a  small  parlour,  and  shut  the  door. 

"Young  woman,"  said  he,  "there  is  something;-  in  your 
face  and  appearance  that  marks  both  sense  and  simplicity, 
and,  if  I  am  not  deceived,  innocence  also. — Should  it  be 
otherwise,  I  can  only  say,  you  are  the  most  accomplished 
hypocrite  I  have  ever  seen. — 1  ask  to  know  no  secret  that 
you  have  unwillingness  to  divulge,  least  of  all  those  which 
concern  my  son.  His  conduct  has  given  me  too  much 
unhappiness  to  permit  me  to  hope  comfort  or  satisfaction 
from  him.     If  you  are  such  as  I  suppose  you,  believe  me, 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  369 

■iiai  whatever  unhappy  circumstances  may  have  connected 
;  vou  with  George  Staunton,  the  sooner  you  break  them 
I  through  the  better." 

}      '*  I  think  I  understand  your  meaning,  sir,"  replied  Jeanie  ; 

[  "and  as  ye  are  sae  frank  as  to  speak  o' the  young  gentle- 

;  man  in  sic  a  way,  1  must  needs  say  that  it  is  but  the  second 

time  of  my  speaking  wi'  him  in  our  lives,  and  what  I  hae 

heard  frae  him  on  these  twa  occasions  has  been  such  that  I 

never  wisli  to  hear  the  like  again." 

"Then  il  is  your  real  intention  to  leave  this  part  of  the 
country,  and  proceed  to  London  ?  "  said  the  Rector. 

"  Certainly,  sir ;  for  I  may  say,  in  one  sense,  that  the 
avenger  of  blood  is  behind  me  ;  and  if  I  were  but  assured 

against  mischief  by  the  way " 

"I  have  made  inquiry,"  said  the  clerg\'man,  "after  the 
suspicious  characters  you  described.  They  have  left  their 
place  of  rendezvous  ;  but  as  they  may  be  lurking  in  the 
neighbourhood,  and  as  you  say  you  have  special  reason  to 
apprehend  violence  from  them,  I  will  put  you  under  the 
charge  of  a  steady  person,  wlio  will  protect  you  as  far  as 
Stamford,  and  see  you  into  a  light  coach,  which  goes  from 
thence  to  London. 

"A  coach  is  not  for  the  like  of  me,  sir,"  said  Jeanie,  to 
whom  the  idea  of  a  stage-coach  was  unknown,  as,  indeed, 
they  were  then  only  used  in  the  neighbourhood  of  London. 

Mr.  Sta.unton  briefly  explained  that  she  would  find  that 
mode  of  conveyance  more  commodious,  clieaper,  and  more 
safe,  than  travelling  on  horseback.  She  expressed  her 
;  gratitude  with  so  much  singleness  of  heart,  that  he  was 
-  induced  to  ask  her  whether  she  wanted  the  pecuniar}' 
means  of  prosecuting  her  journey.  She  thanked  him,  but 
said  she  had  enough  for  her  purpose  ;  and,  indeed,  she  had 
liusbanded  her  stock  with  great  care.  This  reply  served 
also  to  remove  some  doubts,  which  naturally  enough  still 
floated  in  Mr.  Staunton's  mind,  respecting  her  character 
and  real  purpose,  and  satisfied  him,  at  least,  that  money 
did  not  enter  into  her  scheme  of  deception,  if  an  impostor 
she  should  prove.  He  next  requested  to  know  what  part  of 
the  city  she  wished  to  go  to. 

"To  a  very  decent  merchant,  a  cousin  o'  my  ain,  a  Mrs. 
Glass,  sir,  that  sells  snuff  and  tobacco,  at  the  sign  o'  the 
Thistle,  somegate  in  the  town." 

Jeanie  communicated  this  intelligence  with  a  feeling  that 
a  connection  so  respectable  ought  to  give  her  consequence 


37°  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

in  tiie  eyes   of  Mr,   Staunton ;   and  she  was  a  good  deal 
surprised  when  he  answered — 

"And  is  this  woman  your  only  acquaintance  in  London, 
my  poor  girl  ?  and  have  you  really  no  better  knowledge 
where  she  is  to  be  found  ? 

"  I  was  gaun  to  see  the  Duke  of  Argyle,  forby  Mrs. 
Glass,"  said  Jeanie  ;  "and  if  your  honour  thinks  it  would 
be  best  to  go  there  first,  and  get  some  of  his  Grace's  folk  to 
show  me  my  cousin's  shop " 

"Are  you  acquainted  with  any  of  the  Duke  of  Argyle's 
people  ?  "  said  the  Rector. 

"No,  sir." 

"  Her  brain  must  be  something  touched  after  all,  or  it 
would  be  impossible  for  her  to  rely  on  such  introductions. — 
Well,"  said  he  aloud,  "  I  must  not  inquire  into  the  cause  of 
your  journey,  and  so  I  cannot  be  fit  to  give  you  advice  how 
to  manage  it.  But  the  landlady  of  the  house  where  the 
coach  stops  is  a  very  decent  person ;  and  as  I  use  her 
house  sometimes,  I  will  give  you  a  recommendation 
to  her." 

Jeanie  thanked  him  for  his  kindness  with  her  best 
curtsey,  and  said,  "That  with  his  honour's  line,  and  ane 
from  worthy  Mrs.  Bickerton,  that  keeps  tlie  Seven  Stars 
at  York,  she  did  not  doubt  to  be  well  taken  out  in 
Ltmnon." 

"And  now,"  said  he,  "I  presume  you  will  be  desirous  to 
set  out  immediately." 

"  If  I  had  been  in  an  inn,  sir,  or  any  suitable  resting- 
place,"  answered  Jeanie,  "  I  wad  not  have  presumed  to  use 
the  Lord's  day  for  travelling ;  but  as  I  am  on  a  journey  oi 
mercy,  1  trust  my  doing  so  will  not  be  imputed." 

"You  may,  if  you  choose,  remain  with  Mrs.  Dalton  foi 
the  evening ;  but  I  desire  you  will  have  no  further  corre- 
spondence with  my  son,  who  is  not  a  proper  counsellor  foi 
a  person  of  your  age,  whatever  your  difficulties  may  be." 

"Your  honour  speaks  ower  truly  in  that,"  said  Jeanie 
"it  was  not  with  my  will  that  I  spoke  wi'  him  just  now 
and — not  to  wish  the  gentleman  onything  but  gude — 1 
never  wish  to  see  him  between  the  een  again." 

"If  you  please,"  added  the  Rector,  "as  you  seem  to  b< 
a  seriously-disposed  young  woman,  you  may  attend  £amilj 
worship  in  the  hall  this  evening." 

"  I  thank  your  honour,"  said  Jeanie ;  "  but  I  am  doubtfu 
if  my  attendance  would  be  to  edification." 


THE   HEART  OP  MID-LOTHIAN.  371 

"How!"  said  the  Rector,  "so  young,  and  already 
unfortunate  enough  to  have  doubts  upon  the  duties  of 
religion ! " 

"God  forbid,  sir,"  replied  Jeanie ;  "it  is  not  for  that; 
but  I  have  been  bred  in  the  faith  of  the  suffering  remnant 
of  the  Presbyterian  doctrine  in  Scotland,  and  I  am  doubtful 
if  I  can  lawfully  attend  upon  your  fashion  of  worship,  seeing 
it  has  been  testified  against  by  many  precious  souls  of  our 
kirk,  and  specially  by  my  worthy  father." 

"Well,  my  good  girl,"  said  the  Rector,  with  a  good- 
humoured  smile,  "far  be  it  from  me  to  put  any  force 
upon  your  conscience ;  and  yet  you  ought  to  recollect  that 
the  same  divine  grace  dispenses  its  streams  to  other 
kingdoms  as  well  as  to  Scotland.  As  it  is  as  essential  to 
our  spiritual,  as  water  to  our  earthly  wants,  its  springs, 
various  in  character,  yet  alike  efficacious  in  virtue,  are  to 
be  found  in  abundance  throughout  the  Christian  world." 

"  Ah,  but,"  said  Jeanie,  "  though  the  waters  may  be  alike, 
yet,  with  your  worship's  leave,  the  blessing  upon  them  may 
i  not  be  equal.  It  would  have  been  in  vain  for  Naaman,  the 
Syrian  leper,  to  have  bathed  in  Pharphar  and  Abana,  rivers 
of  Damascus,  when  it  was  only  the  waters  of  Jordan  that 
were  sanctified  for  the  cure." 

"Well,"  said  the  Rector,  "we  will  not  enter  upon  the 

;    great    debate    betwixt    our    national    churches  at  present. 

We  must  endeavour  to  satisfy  you,  tliat  at  least,  amongst 

our  errors,  we  preserve  Christian  cliarity,  and  a  desire  to 

assist  our  brethren." 

>       He  then  ordered   Mrs.    Dalton   into   his    presence,   and 

'   consigned  Jeanie  to  her  particular  charge,  with  directions 

'    to  be  kind  to  her,  and  with  assurances,  that,  early  in  the 

morning,  a  trusty  g^ide  and  a  good  horse  should  be  ready 

to  conduct  her  to  Stamford.     He  then  took  a  serious  and 

dignified,  yet  kind  leave  of  her,  wishing  her  full  success  in 

the  objects  of  her  journey,  which  he  said  he  doubted  not 

,    were  laudable,  from  the  soundness  of  thinking  which  she 

,   had  displayed  in  conversation. 

;       Jeanie  was  again  conducted  by  the  housekeeper  to  her 

^  own  apartment.      But   the   evening  was   not  destined  to 

i  pass  over  without  further  torment  from  young  Staunton. 

i  A  paper  was  slipped  into  her  hand  by  the  faithful  Tummas, 

which  intimated  his  young  master's  desire,  or  rather  demand, 

to  see  her  instantly,  and  assured  her  he  had  provided  against 

interruption. 


372  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"Tell  your  young  master,"  said  Jeanie  openly,  and 
regardless  of  all  the  winks  and  signs  by  which  Tummas 
strove  to  make  her  comprehend  that  Mrs.  Dalton  was  not 
to  be  admitted  into  the  secret  of  the  correspondence,  "that 
I  promised  faithfully  to  his  worthy  father  that  I  would  not 
see  him  again." 

"Tummas,"  said  Mrs.  Dalton,  "I  think  you  might  be 
much  more  creditably  employed,  considering  the  coat  you 
wear,  and  the  house  you  live  in,  than  to  be  carrying 
messages  between  your  young  master  and  girls  that 
chance  to  be  in  this  house." 

"Why,  Mrs.  Dalton,  as  to  that,  I  was  hired  to 
carry  messages,  and  not  to  ask  any  questions  about 
them ;  and  it's  not  for  the  like  of  me  to  refuse  the 
young  gentleman's  bidding,  if  he  were  a  little  wildish 
or  so.  If  there  was  harm  meant,  there's  no  harm  done, 
you  see."  i 

"However,"     said     Mrs.      Dalton,     "I     gie     you     fair' 
warning,     Tummas    Ditton,     that    an     1     catch    thee    at 
this  work  again,  his  Reverence  shall  make  a  clear  house 
of  you. " 

Tummas  retired,  abashed  and  in  dismay.  The  rest 
of  the  evening  passed  away  without  anything  worthy  of 
notice. 

Jeanie  enjoyed  the  comforts  of  a  good  bed  and  a  sound 
sleep  with  grateful  satisfaction,  after  the  perils  and  hard- 
ships of  the  preceding  day  ;  and  such  was  her  fatigue,  that 
she  slept  soundly  until  six  o'clock,  when  she  was  awakened 
by  Mrs.  Dalton,  who  acquainted  her  that  her  guide  and 
horse  were  ready,  and  in  attendance.  She  hastily  rose, 
and,  after  her  morning  devotions,  was  soon  ready  to 
resume  her  travels.  The  motherly  care  of  the  house- 
keeper had  provided  an  early  breakfast,  and,  after  she 
had  partaken  of  this  refreshment,  she  found  herself  safe 
seated  on  a  pillion  behind  a  stout  Lincolnshire  peasant, 
who  was,  besides,  armed  with  pistols  to  protect  her  against, 
any  violence  which  might  be  offered. 

They  trudged  on  in  silence  for  a  mile  or  two  along  a 
country  road,  which  conducted  iheni,  by  hedge  and  gate- 
way, into  tlie  principal  highway,  a  little  beyond  Grantham. 
At  length  her  master  of  the  horse  asked  her  whether  her 
name  was  not  Jean,  or  Jane,  Deans.  She  answered  in  the^ 
affirmative,  with  some  surprise.  "Then  here's  a  bit  of  a| 
note  as  concerns  you,"  said  the  man,  handing  it  over  his? 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  373 

I  left  shoulder.  "It's  from  young  niasier,  ai  1  judg-e,  and 
•  every  man  about  Willingham  is  fain  to  pleasure  him  either 

for  love  or  fear  ;   for  he'll  come  to  be  landlord  at  last,  let 

them  say  what  they  like." 
Jeanie  broke  the  seal  of  the  note,  which  was  addressed  to 

her,  and  read  as  follows  : — 

"You  refuse  to  see  me.  I  suppose  you  are  shocked  at  my 
character ;  but,  in  painting  myselt  such  as  I  am,  you  should 
g:ive  me  credit  for  my  sincerity.  I  am,  at  least,  no  hypocrite. 
You  refuse,  however,  to  see  me,  and  your  conduct  may  be 
natural — but  is  it  wise?  I  have  expressed  my  anxiety  to  repair 
your  sister's  misfortunes  at  the  expense  of  my  honour  —  my 
family's  honour — my  own  life ;  and  you  think  me  too  debased 
to  be  admitted  even  to  sacrifice  what  I  have  remaining  of 
honour,  fame,  and  life,  in  her  cause.  Well,  if  the  offerer  be 
despised,  the  victim  is  still  equally  at  band  ;  and  perhaps  there 
may  be  justice  in  the  decree  of  Heaven,  that  I  shall  not  have 
the  melancholy  credit  of  appearing  to  make  this  sacrifice  out  of 
I  my  own  free  good-will.  You,  as  you  have  declined  my  concur- 
l  rence,  must  take  the  whole  upon  yourself.  Go,  then,  to  the 
Duke  of  Argyle,  and,  when  other  arguments  fail  you,  tell  him 
you  have  it  in  your  power  to  bring  to  condign  punishment  the 
I  most  active  conspirator  in  the  Porteous  mob.     He  will  hear  you 

>  on  this  topic,  should  he  be  deaf  to  every  other.  Make  your  own 
';  terms,  for  they  will  be  at  your  own  making.     You  know  where 

>  I  am  to  be  found  ;  and  you  may  be  assured  I  will  not  give  you 
f.  the  dark  side  of  the  hill,  as  at  Muschat's  Cairn  ;  I  have'  no 
;  thoughts  of  stirring  from  the  house  I  was  born  in  ;  like  the 
1  hare,  I  shall  be  worried  in  the  seat  I  started  from.  I  repeat  it 
I  —make  your  own  terms.  I  need  not  remind  you  to  ask  your 
\  sister's  life,  for  that  you  will  do,  of  course  ;  but  make  terms  of 
;  advantage    for   yourself — ask   wealth    and    reward — office    and 

income  for  Butler — ask  anything — you  will  get  anything — and 

all  for  delivering  to  the  hands  of  the  executioner  a  man  most 

t  deserving  of  his  office  ; — one  who,  though  young  in  years,   is 

I  old  in  wickedness,  and  whose  most  earnest  desire  is,  after  the 

F  storms  of  an  unquiet  life,  to  sleep  and  be  at  rest." 

f  This  extraordinary  letter  was  subscribed  with  the  initials 
!  G.  S. 

;!     Jeanie  read   it   over  once  or  twice  with  great  attention, 
I,  which  the  slow  pace  of  the  horse,  as  he  stalked  through  a 
r  deep  lane,  enabled  her  to  do  with  facility. 
\-     When  she  had  perused  this  billet,  her  first  employment 
I'was  to  tear  it  into  as  small  pieces  as  possible,  and  di'sperso 


J74  TiE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

thet.e  pieces  in  the  air  by  a  few  at  a  time,  so  that  a  document 
containing  so  perilous  a  secret  might  not  fall  into  any  other 
person's  hand. 

The  question  how  far,  in  point  of  extremity,  she  was 
entitled  to  save  her  sister's  life  by  sacrificing  that  of  a 
person  who,  though  guilty  towards  the  state,  had  done  her  no 
injury,  formed  the  next  earnest  and  most  painful  subject  of 
consideration.  In  one  sense,  indeed,  it  seemed  as  if  denoun- 
cing the  guilt  of  Staunton,  the  cause  of  her  sister's  errors 
and  misfortunes,  would  have  been  an  act  of  just,  and  even 
providential,  retribution.  But  Jeanie,  in  the  strict  and  severe 
tone  of  morality  in  which  she  was  educated,  had  to  consider 
not  only  the  general  aspect  of  a  proposed  action,  but  it» 
justness  and  fitness  in  relation  to  the  actor,  before  she  could 
be,  according  to  her  own  phrase,  free  to  enter  upon  it 
What  right  had  she  to  make  a  barter  between  the  lives  of 
Staunton  and  of  Effie,  and  to  sacrifice  the  one  for  the  safety 
of  the  other?  His  guilt — that  guilt  for  which  he  was 
amenable  to  the  laws — was  a  crime  against  the  public 
indeed,  but  it  was  not  against  her. 

Neither  did  it  seem  to  her  that  his  share  in  the  death  of 
Porteous,  though  her  mind  revolted  at  the  idea  of  using 
violence  to  any  one,  was  in  the  relation  of  a  common  murder, 
against  the  perpetrator  of  which  every  one  is  called  to  aid 
the  public  magistrate.  That  violent  action  was  blended 
with  many  circumstances,  which,  in  the  eyes  of  those  ol 
Jeanie's  rank  in  life,  if  they  did  not  altogether  deprive  it  ol 
the  character  of  guilt,  softened,  at  least,  its  most  atrocious 
features.  The  anxiety  of  the  government  to  obtain  con. 
viction  of  some  of  the  offenders,  had  but  served  to  increase 
the  public  feeling  which  connected  the  action,  though  violent 
and  irregular,  with  the  idea  of  ancient  national  independence. 
The  rigorous  procedure  adopted  or  proposed  against  the  citj 
of  Edinburgh,  the  ancient  metropolis  of  Scotland — the  ex- 
tremely unpopular  and  injudicious  measure  of  compelling  the 
Scottish  clergy,  contrary  to  their  principles  and  sense  of  dutyt 
to  promulgate  from  the  pulpit  the  reward  offered  for  th€ 
discovery  of  the  perpetrators  of  this  slaughter,  had  producec 
on  the  public  mind  the  opposite  consequences  from  what 
were  intended ;  and  Jeanie  felt  conscious,  that  whoevei 
should  lodge  information  concerning  that  event,  and  fo 
whatsoever  purpose  it  mije^ht  be  done,  it  would  be  consider© 
as  an  act  of  treason  against  the  independence  of  Scotland 
With  the  fanaticism  of  the  Scotch  Presbyterians,  there  waj 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  375 

.always  mingled  a  glow  of  national  feeljng,  and  Jeanie 
trembled  at  the  idea  of  her  name  being  handed  down  to 
posterity  with  that  of  the  "fause  Monteath,"  and  one  or 
•two  others,  who,  having  deserted  and  betrayed  the  cause 
;of  their  countr}',  are  damned  to  perpetual  remembrance 
and  execration  among  its  peasantry.  Yet,  to  part  with 
Effie's  life  once  more,  when  a  word  spoken  might  save 
it,  pressed  severely  on  the  mind  of  her  affectionate 
isister. 

*  •'  The  Lord  support  and  direct  me  !  "  said  Jeanie,  "  for  it 
seems  to  be  His  will  to  try  me  with  difficulties  far  beyond 
!my  ain  strength." 

i  While  this  thought  passed  through  Jeanie's  mind,  her 
iguard,  tired  of  silence,  began  to  show  some  inclination  to 
(be  communicative.  He  seemed  a  sensible,  steady  peasant, 
but  not  having  more  delicacy  or  prudence  than  is  common 
to  those  in  his  situation,  he,  of  course,  chose  the  Willingham 
family  as  the  subject  of  his  conversation.  From  this  man 
Jeanie  learned  some  particulars  of  which  she  had  hitherto 
,been  ignorant,  and  which  we  will  briefly  recapitulate  for  the 
information  of  the  reader. 

The  father  of  George  Staunton  had  been  bred  a  soldier, 
iund,  during  service  in  the  West  Indies,  had  married  the 
Iheiress  of  a  wealthy  planter.  By  this  lady  he  had  an  only 
child,  George  Staunton,  the  unhappy  young  man  who  has 
been  so  often  mentioned  in  this  narrative.  He  passed  the 
first  part  of  his  early  youth  under  the  charge  of  a  doting 
mother,  and  in  the  society  of  negro  slaves,  whose  study  it 
■was  to  gratify  his  every  caprice.  His  father  was  a  man  of 
worth  and  sense ;  but  as  he  alone  retained  tolerable  health 
among  the  officers  of  the  regiment  he  belonged  to,  he  was 
much  engaged  with  his  duty.  Besides,  Mrs.  Staunton  was 
beautiful  and  wilful,  and  enjoyed  but  delicate  health  ;  so 
that  it  was  difficult  for  a  man  of  affection,  humanity,  and 
a  quiet  disposition,  to  struggle  with  her  on  the  point  of  her 
over-indulgence  to  an  only  child.  Indeed,  what  Mr.  Staunton 
^Jid  do  towards  counteracting  the  baneful  effects  of  his  wife's 
system,  only  tended  to  render  it  more  pernicious ;  for  every 
irestraint  imposed  on  the  boy  in  his  father's  presence,  was 
■compensated  by  treble  license  during  his  absence.  So  that 
George  Staunton  acquired,  even  in  childhood,  the  habit  of 
regarding  his  father  as  a  rigid  censor,  from  whose  severity 
he  was  desirous  of  emancipating  himself  as  soon  and 
absolutely  as  possible. 


376  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

When  he  was  about  ten  years  old,  and  when  his  mind  had 
received  all  the  seeds  of  those  evil  weeds  which  afterwards 
grew  apace,  his  mother  died,  and  his  father,  half  heart- 
broken, returned  to  England.  To  sum  up  her  imprudence 
and  unjustifiable  indulgence,  she  had  contrived  to  place  a 
considerable  part  of  her  fortune  at  her  son's  exclusive  control 
or  disposal  ;  in  consequence  of  which  management,  George 
Staunton  had  not  been  long  in  England  till  he  learned 
his  independence,  and  how  to  abuse  it.  His  father  had 
endeavoured  to  rectify  the  defects  of  his  education  by 
placing  him  in  a  well-regulated  seminary.  But  although 
he  showed  some  capacity  for  learning,  his  riotous 
conduct  soon  became  intolerable  to  his  teachers.  He 
found  means  (too  easily  afforded  to  all  youths  who 
have  certain  expectations)  of  procuring  such  a  command 
of  money  as  enabled  him  to  anticipate  in  boyhood  the 
frolics  and  follies  of  a  more  mature  age,  and,  with 
these  accomplishments,  he  was  returned  on  his  father's 
hands  as  a  profligate  boy,  whose  example  might  ruin 
a  hundred. 

The  elder  Mr.  Staunton,  whose  mind,  since  his  wife's 
death,  had  been  tinged  with  a  melancholy,  which  certainlj 
his  son's  conduct  did  not  tend  to  dispel,  had  taken  orders, 
and  was  inducted  by  his  brother.  Sir  William  Staunton,  intc 
the  family  living  of  Willingham.  The  revenue  was  a  mattei 
of  consequence  to  him,  for  he  derived  little  advantage  fron* 
the  estate  of  his  late  wife ;  and  his  own  fortune  was  thai 
of  a  younger  brother. 

He  took  his  son  to  reside  with  him  at  the  rectory ;  bu 
he  soon  found  that  his  disorders  rendered  him  an  intolerabh 
inmate.  And  as  the  young  men  of  his  own  rank  would  no 
endure  the  purse-proud  insolence  of  the  Creole,  he  fell  int< 
that  taste  for  low  society,  which  is  worse  than  "  pressing  t^ 
death,  whipping,  or  hanging."  His  father  sent  him  abroad 
but  he  only  returned  wilder  and  more  desperate  thai 
before.  It  is  true,  this  unhappy  youth  was  not  without  hij 
good  qualities.  He  had  lively  wit,  good  temper,  reckle3» 
generosity,  and  manners  which,  while  he  was  under  restrain^ 
might  pass  well  in  society.  But  all  these  availed  hin 
nothing.  He  was  so  well  acquainted  with  the  turf,  th< 
gaming-table,  the  cock-pit,  and  every  worse  rendezvous  q 
folly  and  dissipation,  that  his  mother's  fortune  was  spen 
before  he  was  twenty-one,  and  he  was  soon  in  debt  an< 
in   distress.     His   early    history   may   be   concluded    in  th> 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  377 

words  of  our  British  Juvenal,   when  describing  a  similar 

character — 

Headstrong,  determined  in  his  own  career, 
He  thought  reproof  unjust,  and  truth  severe. 
The  soul's  disease  was  to  its  crisis  come, 
He  first  abused  and  then  abjured  his  home  j 
And  when  he  chose  a  vagabond  to  be,  • 

He  made  his  shame  his  glory,  "  I'll  be  free  !  " 

"And  yet  'tis  pity  on  Measter  George,  too,"  continued 
the  honest  boor,  "for  he  lias  an  open  hand,  and  winna  let 
a  poor  body  want  an  he  has  it." 

The  virtue  of  profuse  generosity,  by  which,  indeed,  they 
themselves  are  most  directly  advantaged,  is  readily  admitted 
by  the  vulgar  as  a  cloak  for  many  sins. 

At  Stamford  our  heroine  was  deposited  in  safety  by  her 
communicative  guide.  She  obtained  a  place  in  the  coach, 
which,  although  termed  a  light  one,  and  accommodated 
with  no  fewer  than  six  horses,  only  reached  London  on  the 
afternoon  of  the  seoond  day.  The  recommendation  of  the 
elder  Mr.  Staunton  procured  Jeanie  a  civil  reception  at  the 
inn  where  tlie  carriage  stopped,  and,  by  the  aid  of  Mrs. 
Bickerton's  correspondent,  she  found  out  her  friend  and 
relative  Mrs.  Glass,  by  whom  she  was  kindly  received  and 
hospitably  entertained. 


CHAPTER   XXXV. 

My  name  is  Argyle,  you  may  well  think  it  strange, 
To  live  at  the  court  and  never  to  change. — Ballad. 

Few  names  deserve  more  honourable  mention  in  the  history 
of  Scotland,  during  this  period,  than  that  of  John,  Duke  of 
Argj-le  and  Greenwich.  His  talents  as  a  statesman  and  a 
soldier  were  generally  admitted  ;  he  was  not  without  am- 
bition, but  "without  the  illness  that  attends  it" — without 
that  irregularity  of  thought  and  aim,  which  often  excites 
great  men,  in  his  peculiar  situation  (for  it  was  a  very  peculiar 
one),  to  grasp  the  means  of  raising  themselves  to  power,  at 
the  risk  of  throwing  a  kingdom  into  confusion.  Pope  has 
distinguished  him  as 

Argyle,  the  state's  whole  thunder  bom  to  wield. 
And  shake  alike  the  senate  and  the  field. 


37»  THE  HEART  OF  MlD-LOTHIAN. 

He  was  alike  free  from  the  ordinary  vices  of  statesmen, 
falsehood,  namely,  and  dissimulation ;  and  from  those  of 
warriors,  inordinate  and  violent  thirst  after  self-aggran- 
disement. 

Scotland,  his  native  country,  stood  at  this  time  in  a 
very  precarious  and  doubtful  situation.  She  was  indeed 
united  to  England,  but  the  cement  had  not  had  time  to 
acquire  consistence.  The  irritation  of  ancient  wrongs 
still  subsisted,  and  betwixt  the  fretful  jealousy  of  the 
Scottish,  and  the  supercilious  disdain  of  the  English, 
quarrels  repeatedly  occurred,  in  the  course  of  which  the 
national  league,  so  important  to  the  safety  of  both,  was 
in  the  utmost  danger  of  being  dissolved.  Scotland  had, 
besides,  the  disadvantage  of  being  divided  into  intestine 
factions,  which  hated  each  other  bitterly,  and  waited  but 
a  signal  to  break  forth  into  action. 

In  such  circumstances,  another  man,  with  the  talents 
and  rank  of  Argyle,  but  without  a  mind  so  happily 
regulated,  would  have  sought  to  rise  from  the  earth  in 
the  whirlwind,  and  direct  its  fury.  He  chose  a  course 
more  safe  and  more  honourable. 

Soaring  above  the  petty  distinctions  of  faction,  his 
voice  was  raised,  whether  in  ofHce  or  opposition,  for 
those  measui-es  which  were  at  once  just  and  lenient. 
His  high  military  talents  enabled  him,  during  the 
memorable  year  1715,  to  render  such  services  to  the 
house  of  Hanover,  as,  perhaps,  were  too  great  to  be 
either  acknowledged  or  repaid.  He  had  employed,  too, 
his  utmost  influence  in  softening  the  consequences  of 
that  insurrection  to  the  unfortunate  gentlemen,  whom 
a  mistaken  sense  of  loyalty  had  engaged  in  the  affair, 
and  was  rewarded  by  the  esteem  and  affection  of  his 
country  in  an  uncommon  degree.  This  popularity  with 
a  discontented  and  warlike  people  was  supposed  to 
be  a  subject  of  jealousy  at  court,  where  the  power  to 
become  dangerous  is  sometimes  of  itself  obnoxious, 
though  the  mcllnatlon  is  not  united  with  it.  Besides, 
the  Duke  of  Argyle's  independent  and  somewhat  haughty 
mode  ot  expressing  himself  in  Parliament,  and  acting  in 
public,  were  ill  calculated  to  attract  royal  favour.  He 
was,  therefore,  always  respected,  and  often  employed ; 
but  he  was  not  a  favourite  of  George  the  Second,  his 
consort,  or  his  ministers.  At  several  different  periods 
In  his  life,  the  Duke  might  be  considered  as  in  absolute 


THE   HEART  OP  MID-LOTHIAN,  379 

disgrace  at  court,  although  he  could  hardly  be  said  to 
be  a  declared  member  of  opposition.  This  rendered  him 
the  dearer  to  Scotland,  because  it  was  usually  in  her 
cause  that  he  incurred  the  displeasure  of  his  sovereign ; 
and  upon  this  very  occasion  of  the  Porteous  mob,  the 
animated  and  eloquent  opposition  which  he  had  offered  to 
the  severe  measures  which  were  about  to  be  adopted 
towards  the  city  of  Edinburgh,  was  the  more  gratefully 
received  in  that  metropolis,  as  it  was  understood  that  the 
Duke's  interposition  had  given  personal  offence  to  Queen 
Caroline. 

His  conduct  upon  this  occasion,  as,  indeed,  that  of  all 
the  Scottish  members  of  the  legislature,  with  one  or  two 
unworthy  exceptions,  had  been  in  the  highest  degree 
spirited.  The  popular  tradition,  concerning  his  reply 
to  Queen  Caroline,  has  been  given  already,  and  some 
Fragments  of  his  speech  against  the  Porteous  bill  are 
till  remembered.  He  retorted  upon  the  Chancellor, 
Lord  Hardwicke,  the  insinuation  that  he  had  stated 
limself  in  this  case  rather  as  a  party  than  as  a  judge : 
"I  appeal,"  said  Argyle,  "to  the  House — to  the  nation,  if 
I  can  be  justly  branded  with  the  infamy  of  being  a  jobber 
jr  a  partisan.  Have  I  been  a  briber  of  votes? — a  buyer 
if  boroughs  ? — the  agent  of  corruption  for  any  purpose, 
if  on  behalf  of  any  party  ? — Consider  my  life ;  examine 
■ny  actions  in  the  field  and  in  the  cabinet,  and  see  where 
here  lies  a  blot  that  can  attach  to  my  honour.  I  have 
ihown  myself  the  friend  of  my  country — the  loyal  subject 
jf  my  king.  I  am  ready  to  do  so  again,  without  an 
nstant's  regard  to  the  frowns  or  smiles  of  a  court.  I 
lave  experienced  both,  and  am  prepared  with  indifference 
br  either.  I  have  given  my  reasons  for  opposing  this 
>ill,  and  have  made  it  appear  that  it  is  repugnant  to  the 
nternational  treaty  of  union,  to  the  liberty  of  Scotland, 
ind,  reflectively,  to  that  of  England,  to  common  justice, 
o  common  sense,  and  to  the  public  interest.  Shall  the 
netropolis  of  Scotland,  the  capital  of  an  independent 
iiation,  the  residence  of  a  long  line  of  monarchs,  by  whom 
hat  noble  city  was  graced  and  dignified — shall  such  a 
:ity,  for  the  fault  of  an  obscure  and  unknown  body  ot 
ioters,  be  deprived  of  its  honours  and  its  privileges — its 
jates  and  its  guards  ? — and  shall  a  native  Scotsman  tamely 
:)ehold  the  havoc?  I  glory,  my  lords,  in  opposing  such 
tnjust  rigour,  and  reckon  it  my  dearest  pride  and  honour 


38o  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

to  stand  up  in  defence  of  my  native  country,  while  thiis 
laid  open  to  undeserved  shame,  and  unjust  spoliation." 

Other  statesmen  and  orators,  both  Scottish  and  English, 
used  the  same  arguments,  the  bill  was  gradually  stripped 
of  its  most  oppressive  and  obnoxious  clauses,  and  at  length 
ended  in  a  fine  upon  the  city  of  Edinburgh  in  favour  of 
Porteous's  widow.  So  that,  as  somebody  observed  at  the 
time,  the  whole  of  these  fierce  debates  ended  in  making 
the  fortune  of  an  old  cookmaid,  such  having  been  the 
good  woman's  original  capacity. 

The  court,  however,  did  not  forget  the  baffle  they  had 
received  in  this  affair,  and  the  Duke  of  Argyle,  who  had 
contributed  so  much  to  it,  was  thereafter  considered  'as 
a  person  in  disgrace.  It  is  necessary  to  place  these  cir- 
cumstances under  the  reader's  observation,  both  because 
they  are  connected  with  the  preceding  and  subsequent  part 
of  our  narrative. 

The  Duke  was  alone  in  his  study,  when  one  of  his 
gentlemen  acquainted  him,  that  a  country  -  girl,  from 
Scotland,  was  desirous  of  speaking  with  his  Grace. 

"A  country-girl,  and  from  Scotland!"  said  the  Duke; 
"what  can  have  brought  the  silly  fool  to  London? — Some 
lover  pressed  and  sent  to  sea,  or  some  stock  sunk  in 
the  South-Sea  funds,  or  some  such  hopeful  concern, 
I  suppose,  and  then  nobody  to  manage  the  matter 
but  MacCallummore. — Well,  this  same  popularity  has 
its  inconveniences. — However,  show  our  countrywoman 
up,  Archibald  —  it  is  ill  manners  to  keep  her  in 
attendance." 

A  young  woman  of  rather  low  stature,  and  whose 
countenance  might  be  termed  very  modest,  and  pleasing 
in  expression,  tiiough  sun-burned,  somewhat  freckled,  and 
not  possessing  regular  features,  was  ushered  into  the 
splendid  library.  She  wore  the  tartan  plaid  of  her 
country,  adjusted  so  as  partly  to  cover  her  head,  an<f 
partly  to  fall  back  over  her  shoulders.  A  quantity 
fair  hair,  disposed  with  great  simplicity  and  neatness 
appeared  in  front  of  her  round  and  good-humoured  face 
to  which  the  solemnity  of  her  errand,  and  her  sense 
the  Duke's  rank  and  importance,  gave  an  appearance  of 
deep  awe,  but  not  of  slavish  fear,  or  flustered  baslifulness; 
The  rest  of  Jeanle's  dress  was  in  the  style  of  Scottish 
maidens  of  her  own  class  ;  but  arranged  with  that 
scrupulous  attention    to   neatness    and   cleanliness,   which 


THE   HEART   OF    MID-LOTHIAN.  381 

«-e  often  find  united  with  that  purity  of  mind,  of  which  it 
is  a  natural  emblem. 

She  stopped  near  the  entrance  of  the  room,  made  her 

'  deepest  reverence,  and  crossed  her  hands  upon  her  bosom, 

;  without  uttering  a  syllable.     The  Duke  of  .\rgyle  advanced 

'  towards  her ;  and,  if  she  admired  his  graceful  deportment 

'  and  rich  dress,  decorated  with  the  orders  which  had  been 

I  deser\'edlv  bestowed  on  him,  his   courteous   manner,    and 

quick  and  intelligent  cast  of  countenance,  he,  on  his  part, 

was    not   less,    or    less    deservedly,  struck  with    the  quiet 

simplicity  and   modesty  expressed  in  the  dress,  manners, 

and  countenance  of  his  humble  countn,-woman. 

•'  Did  you  wish  to  speak  with  me,  my  bonny  lass  ? " 
said  the  Duke,  using  the  encouraging  epithet  which  at 
once  acknowledged  tlie  connection  betwixt  them  as 
countr>'-foIk  ;  "or,  did  you  wish  to  see  the  Duchess ?  " 

"  My  business  is  with  your  honour,  my  Lord — I  mean 
your  Lordship's  Grace." 

"  And  what  is  it,  my  good  girl  ?  "  said  the  Duke,  in  the 
same  mild  and  encouraging  tone  of  voice.  Jeanie  looked 
at  the  attendant.  "Leave  us,  Arcliibald,"  said  the  Duke, 
and  wait  in  the  anteroom."  The  domestic  retired. 
And  now  sit  down,  my  good  lass,"  said  the  Duke; 
"take  your  breath — take  your  time,  and  tell  me  what 
you  have  got  to  say.  I  guess  by  your  dress,  you  are  just 
come  up  from  poor  old  Scotland — Did  you  come  through 
tlie  streets  in  your  tartan  plaid  ?  " 

"  No,  sir,"  said  Jeanie  ;  "  a  friend  brought  me  in  ane  o' 
their  street  coaches — a  very  decent  woman,"  she  added, 
her  courage  increasing  as  she  became  familiar  with  the 
sound  of  her  own  voice  in  such  a  presence  ;  "  your  Lordship's 
Grace  kens  her — it's  Mrs.  Glass,  at  the  sign  o'  the  Thistle." 
'Oh,  my  worthy  snuff-merchant — I  have  always  a  chat 
with  Mrs.  Glass  when  1  purchase  my  Scotch  high-dried. — 
Well,  but  your  business,  my  bonny  woman  —  time  and 
ude,  you  know,  wait  for  no  one. " 

"  Your  honour — I  beg  your  Lordship's  pardon — I  mean 
r^our  Grace," — for  it  must  be  noticed,  that  this  matter  of 
iddressing  the  Duke  by  his  appropriate  title  had  been 
«ndously  inculcated  upon  Jeanie  by  her  friend  Mrs.  Glass, 
n  whose  eyes  it  was  a  matter  of  such  importance,  that  her 
ast  words,  as  Jeanie  left  the  coach,  were,  "  Mind  to  say 

f'our  Grace  ;  "  and  Jeanie,  who  had  scarce  ever  in  her  life 
poke  to  a  person   of  higher  quality  than   the   Laird  of 


38a  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

Dumbiedikes,   found    great    diificulty    in    arranging    her 
language  according  to  the  rules  of  ceremony. 

The  Duke,  who  saw  her  embarrassment,  said,  with  his  usual 
affability,  "  Never  mind  my  grace,  lassie  ;  just  speak  out  a 
plain  tale,  and  show  you  have  a  Scotch  tongue  in  your  head." 

"Sir,  I  am  muckle  obliged — Sir,  I  am  the  sister  of  that 
poor  unfortunate  criminal,  Effie  Deans,  who  is  ordered  for 
execution  at  Edinburgh." 

"  Ah  1 "  said  the  Duke,  "  I  have  heard  of  that  unhappy 
story,  I  think — a  case  of  child-murder,  under  a  special 
act  of  parliament — Duncan  Forbes  mentioned  it  at  dinner 
the  other  day." 

"And  I  was  come  up  frae  the  north,  sir,  to  see  what 
could  be  done  for  her  in  the  way  of  getting  a  reprieve  or 
pardon,  sir,  or  the  like  of  that." 

"Alas!  my  poor  girl,"  said  the  Duke,  "you  have  made 
a  Ion|f  and  a  sad  journey  to  very  little  purpose — Your 
sister  is  ordered  for  execution." 

"  But  I  am  given  to  understand  that  there  is  law  for 
reprieving  her,  if  it  is  in  the  king's  pleasure,"  said  Jeanie. 

"Certainly  there  is,"  said  the  Duke;  "but  that  is 
purely  in  the  king's  breast  The  crime  has  been  but 
too  common — the  Scotch  crown-lawyers  think  it  is  right 
there  should  be  an  example.  Then  the  late  disorders  in 
Edinburgh  have  excited  a  prejudice  in  government  against 
the  nation  at  large,  which  they  think  can  only  be  managed 
by  measures  of  intimidation  and  severity.  What  argument; 
have  you,  my  poor  girl,  except  the  warmth  of  your  sisterly^ 
affection,  to  offer  against  all  this? — What  is  your  interest?' 
— What  friends  have  you  at  court  ?  "  i 

"None,  excepting  God  and  your  Grace,"  said  Jeanie, 
still  keeping  her  ground  resolutely,  however. 

"Alas!"  said  the  Duke,  "I  could  almost  say  with  old 
Ormond,  that  tliere  could  not  be  any,  whose  influence  was 
smaller  with  kings  and  ministers.  It  is  a  cruel  part  of 
our  situation,  young  woman — I  mean  of  the  situation  of 
men  in  my  circumstances,  that  the  public  ascribe  to  them 
influence  which  they  do  not  possess ;  and  that  individuals 
are  led  to  expect  from  them  assistance  which  we  have  no 
means  of  rendering.  But  candour  and  plain  dealing  is  in 
the  power  of  every  one,  and  I  must  not  let  you  imagine 
jou  have  resources  in  my  influence,  which  do  not  exist,  to 
make  your  distress  the  heavier — I  have  no  means  of  averting 
your  sister's  fate — She  must  die." 


THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  383 

,  "We  must  a'  die,  sir,"  said  Jeanie  ;  "  it  is  our  common 
doom  for  our  father's  transgression ;  but  we  shouldna 
hasten  ilk  other  out  o*  the  world,  that's  what  your  honour 
»kens  better  than  me," 

'  "My  good  young  woman,"  said  the  Duke  mildly,  "we 
?are  all  apt  to  blame  the  law  under  which  we  immediately 
isufter;  but  you  seem  to  have  been  well  educated  in  your 
'line  of  life,  and  you  must  know  that  it  is  alike  the  law  of 
iGod  and  man,  that  the  murderer  shall  surely  die." 
I  "  But,  sir,  Effie — that  is,  my  poor  sister,  sir — canna  be 
I  proved  to  be  a  murderer;  and  if  she  be  not,  and  the  law 
cake  her  life  notwithstanding,  what  is  it  that  is  the  murderer 
then  ?  " 

"  I  am  no  lawyer,"  said  the  Duke ;  "and  I  own  I  think 
thestatute  a  very  severe  one." 

"  You    are   a   law-maker,    sir,   with   your   leave ;   and, 
therefore,  ye  have  power  over  the  law,"  answered  Jeanie. 

"  Not  in  my  mdividual  capacity,"  said  the  Duke ; 
"though,  as  one  of  a  large  body,  I  have  a  voice  in  the 
egislation.  But  that  cannot  ser\'e  you — nor  have  I  at 
Dresent,  I  care  not  who  knows  it,  so  much  personal  influence 
with  the  sovereign,  as  would  entitle  me  to  ask  from  him 
•.he  most  insignificant  favour.  What  could  tempt  you, 
young  woman,  to  address  yourself  to  me  ?  " 
"  It  wasyoursell,  sir." 

"Myself?"  he  replied — "I  am  sure  you  have  never  seen 
•ne  before." 

"  No,  sir  ;  but  a'  the  world  kens  that  the  Duke  of  Argyle 

s  his  country's  friend ;  and  that  ye   fight  for  the  right, 

ind  speak  for  the  right,  and  that  there's  nane  like  yours 

n  our  present  Israel,  and  so  they  that  think  themselves 

wranged  draw  to  refuge  under  your  shadow;  and  if  ye 

wunna  stir  to  save  the  blood  of  an  innocent  countrywoman 

jf  your  ain,   what  should  we  expect   frae  southrons  and 

strangers  ?    And  maybe  I  had  another  reason  for  troubling 

your  honour." 

"  And  what  is  that  ?  "  asked  the  Duke. 

"  I   hae  understood  from  my  father,  that  your  honour's 

>iouse,  and  especially  your  gudesire  and  his  father,   laid 

J !  lown  their  lives  on  the  scaffold  in  the  persecuting  time. 

, '  \nd  my  father  was  honoured  to  gie  his  testimony  baith 

1  n  the   cage  and  in   the  pillory,  as  is  specially  mentioned 

.[n  the   books  of  Peter  Walker  the  packman,    that  your 

uonour,    I   dare   say,   kens,    for  he  uses    maist  partly  th« 


384  THE   HEART  OF   MlD-LOTHlAN. 

westland  of  Scotland.  And,  sir,  there's  ane  that  takes 
concern  in  me,  that  wished  nie  to  gang  to  your  Grace's 
presence,  for  his  gudesire  had  done  your  gracious  gudesire 
some  good  turn,  as  ye  will  see  frae  these  papers." 

With  these  words,  she  delivered  to  tne  Duke  the  little 
parcel  which  she  had  received  from  Butler.  He  opened  it, 
and,  in  the  envelope,  read  with  some  surprise,  "  '  Muster-roll, 
of  the  men  serving  in  the  troop  of  that  godly  gentleman, 
Captain  Salathiel  Bangtext. — Obadiah  Muggleton,  Sin- 
Despise  Double-knock,  Stand-fast-in-faith  Gipps,  Turn-to- 
the-right  Thwack-away ' — What  the  deuce  is  this  ?  A  list  of 
Praise-God  Barebone's  Pai'liament,  I  think,  or  of  old  Noll's 
evangelical  army  —  that  last  fellow  should  understand  his 
wheelings  to  judge  by  his  name. — But  what  does  all  this, 
mean,  my  girl  ?  " 

"It  was  the  other  paper,  sir,"  said  Jeanie,  somewhat 
abashed  at  the  mistake. 

"Oh,  this  is  my  unfortunate  grandfather's  hand  sure 
enough — '  To  all  who  may  have  friendship  for  the  house 
of  Argyle,  these  are  to  certify,  that  Benjamin  Butler,  of 
Monk's  regiment  of  Dragoons,  having  been,  under  God, 
the  means  of  saving  my  life  from  four  English  troopers 
who  were  about  to  slay  me,  I,  having  no  other  present 
means  of  recompense  in  my  power,  do  give  him  this 
acknowledgnjent,  hoping  that  it  may  be  useful  to  him 
or  his  during  these  troublesome  times ;  and  do  conjure 
my  friends,  tenants,  kinsmen,  and  whoever  will  do  aught 
for  me,  either  in  the  Highlands  or  Lowlands,  to  protect 
and  assist  the  said  Benjamin  Butler,  and  his  friends  or 
family,  on  their  lawful  occasions,  giving  them  such  counten- 
ance, maintenance,  and  supply,  as  may  correspond  with  the 
benefit  he  hath  bestowed  on  me  ;  witness  my  hand — Lorne. 

"  This  is  a  strong  injunction  —  This  Benjamin  Butler 
was  your  grandfather,  I  suppose? — You  seem  too  young  to 
have  been  his  daughter." 

"  He  was  nae  akin  to  me,  sir — he  was  grandfather  tc 
ane — to  a  neighbour's  son — to  a  sincere  weel-wisher  oi 
mine,  sir,"  dropping  her  little  curtsev  as  she  spoke. 

"Oh,  I  understand,"  said  the  Duke — "a  true-love  affair, 
He  was  the  grandsire  of  one  you  are  engaged  to  ?" 

"  One  I  Tuas  engaged  to,  sir,"  said  Jeanie,  sighing  ;  "  byi 
this  unhappy  business  of  my  poor  sister " 

"What!"  said  the  Duke  hastily,  "he  has  not  desertec 
you  on  that  account,  has  he  ?  " 


She  pleaded  her  sister's  cause. 


Paii  400. 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  385 

'  No,  sir ;  he  wad  be  the  last  to  leave  a  friend  in 
cificulties,"  said  Jeanie  ;  "but  I  maun  think  for  him,"  as 
weel  as  for  mysell.  He  is  a  clergj'man,  sir,  and  it  would 
not  beseem  him  to  marry  the  Uke  of  me,  wi'  this  disgrace 
on  my  kindred." 

"  You  are  a   slngoilar  young   woman,"   said  the    Duke. 

"You  seem  to  me  to  tliink  of  every  one  before  yourself. 

And   have  you  really   come   up   from    Edinburgh  on  foot, 

titempt  this  hopeless  solicitation  for  your  sister's  life  ?  " 

•  It  was  not  a'thegether  on  foot,  sir,"  answered  Jeanie ; 

'  lor  I  sometimes  got  a  cast  in  a  waggon,  and  I  had  a 

horse  from  Ferrybridge,  and  then  the  coach " 

"Well,  never  mind  all  that,"  interrupted  the  Duke. 
"  What    reason   have    you   for  thinking   your  sister  inno- 

:.t?" 
Because  she  has  not  been  proved  guilty,  as  will  appear 
irom  looking  at  these  papers." 

She  put  into  his  hand  a  note  of  the  evidence,  and  copies 

of   her    sister's    declaration.    '  These    papers     Butler    had 

procured   after  her    departure,    and   Saddletree   had    them 

•"  rwarded  to  London,  to  Mrs.  Glass's  care  ;  so  that  Jeanie 

nd  the  documents,  so  necessary  for  supporting  her  suit, 

ng  in  readiness  at  her  arrival. 

"Sit  down  in  that  chaiir,  my  good  girl,"  said  the  Duke, 
"  until  I  glance  over  the  papers." 

She  obeyed,  and  watched  with  the  utmost  anxiety  each 
change  in  his  countenance  as  he  cast  his  eye  through 
rhe  papers  briefly,  yet  with  attention,  and  making  memo- 
randa as  he  went  along.  After  reading  them  hastily 
over,  he  looked  up,  and  seemed  about  to  speak,  yet  changed 
his  purpose,  as  if  afraid  of  committing  himself  by  giving 
too  hasty  an  opinion,  and  read  over  again  several  passages 
which  he  had  marked  as  being  most  important.  All  this  he 
did  in  shorter  time  than  can  be  supposed  by  men  of 
ordinary  talents  ;  for  his  mind  was  of  that  acute  and  penetrat- 
ing character  which  discovers,  with  the  glance  of  intuition, 
what  facts  bear  on  the  particular  point  that  chances  to  be 
subjected  to  consideration.  At  length  he  rose,  after  a  few 
minutes'  deep  reflection. — "Young  woman,"  said  he,  "your 
sister's  case  must  certainly  be  termed  a  hard  one." 

"God  bless  you,  sir,  for  that  very  word  ! "  said  Jeanie. 

"It  seems  contrary  to  the  gemus  of  British  law,"  con- 
tinued the  Duke,  "to  take  that  for  granted  which  is  not 
proved,    or  to  punish  with  death  for  a  crime,  which,   for 

M 


386  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  \ 

aught    the   prosecutor   has    been    able   to   show,    may   not 
liave  been  committed  at  all." 

"God  bless  you,  sir!"  again  said  Jeanie,  who  had  risen 
from  her  seat,  and,  with  clasped  hands,  eyes  glittering 
through  tears,  and  features  which  trembled  with  anxiety, 
drank  in  every  word  which  the  Duke  uttered. 

"But  alas!  my  poor  girl,"  he  continued,  "what  good 
will  my  opinion  do  you,  unless  I  could  impress  it  upon 
those  in  whose  hands  your  sister's  life  is  placed  by  the  law  ? 
Besides,  I  am  no  lawyer ;  and  I  must  speak  with  some  of 
our  Scottish  gentlemen  of  the  gown  about  the  matter." 

"Oh,  but,  sir,  what  seems  reasonable  to  your  honour, 
will  cei'tainly  be  the  same  to  them,"  answered  Jeanie. 

"I  do  not  know  that,"  replied  the  Duke;  "ilka  man 
buckles  his  belt  his  ain  gate — you  know  our  old  Scotch 
proverb  ? — But  you  shall  not  have  placed  this  reliance  on 
me  altogether  in  vain.  Leave  these  papers  with  me,  and 
you  shall  hear  from  me  to-morrow  or  next  day.  Take 
care  to  be  at  home  at  Mrs.  Glass's,  and  ready  to  come  to  me 
at  a  moment's  warning.  It  will  be  unnecessary  for  you  to 
give  Mrs.  Glass  the  trouble  to  attend  you ;  and,  by  the  bye, 
you  will  please  to  be  dressed  just  as  you  are  at  present." 

"I  wad  hae  putten  on  a  cap,  sir,"  said  Jeanie,  "but 
your  honour  kens  it  isna  the  fashion  of  my  country  for 
single  women ;  and  I  judged  that  being  sae  mony 
hundred  miles  frae  hame,  your  Grace's  heart  wad  warm 
to  the  tartan,"  looking  at  the  corner  of  her  plaid. 

"You  judged  quite  right,"  said  the  Duke.  "I  know 
the  full  value  of  the  snood ;  and  MacCallummore's  heart 
will  be  as  cold  as  death  can  make  it,  when  it  does  noi 
warm  to  the  tartan.  Now,  go  away,  and  don't  be  out  of 
the  way  when  I  send." 

Jeanie  replied,  "There  is  little  fear  of  that,  sir,  for  I 
have  little  heart  to  go  to  see  sights  amang  this  wilderness 
of  black  houses.  But  if  I  might  say  to  your  gracious 
honour,  that  if  ye  ever  condescend  to  speak  to  ony  ana. 
that  is  of  greater  degree  than  yourseH,  though  maybe  it 
is  nae  civil  in  me  to  say  sae,  just  if  you  would  think 
there  can  be  nae  sic  odds  between  you  and  them,  as 
between  poor  Jeanie  Deans  from  St.  Leonard's  and  the 
Duke  of  Argyle  ;  and  so  dinna  be  chappit  back  or  cast 
down  wi'  the  first  rough  answer." 

"I  am  not  apt,"  said  the  Duke,  laughing,  "to  mind 
rough  answers  much — Do   not  you   hope  too  much  from 


THE   HEART  OF   MiD-LOTHIAN.  387 

what   I  have  promised.     I  will  do  my  best,  but  God  has 

the  hearts  of  kings  in  His  own  hand." 

Jeanie  curtseyed  reverently  and  withdrew,  attended  by 
the  Duke's  gentleman,  to  her  hackney-coach,  with  a 
respect  which  her  appearance  did  not  demand,  but  which 
was  perhaps  paid  to  the  length  of  the  interview  with 
which  his  master  had  honoured  her. 


CHAPTER   XXXVL 


-Ascend, 


Wliile  radiant  summer  opens  all  its  pride, 
Thy  hill,  dcliglitful  Shene  I     Here  let  us  sweep 
The  boundless  landscape. 

Thomson. 

From  her  kind  and  officious,  but  somewhat  gossiping 
friend,  Mrs.  Glass,  Jeanie  underwent  a  very  close  cate- 
chism on  their  road  to  the  Strand,  where  the  Thistle  of 
tlie  good  lady  flourished  in  full  glory,  and,  with  its  legend 
oi  Nemo  nie  iinpune,  distinguished  a  shop  then  well  known 
to  all  Scottish  folk  of  high  and  low  degree. 

"And  were  you  sure  aye  to  say  jour  Grace  to  him?" 
said  the  good  old  lady  ;  "for  ane  should  make  a  dis- 
tinction between  MacCallummore  and  the  bits  o'  southern 
bodies  that  they  ca'  lords  here  —  there  are  as  mony  o' 
them,  Jeanie,  as  would  gar  ane  think  they  maun  cost  but 
little  fash  in  the  making  —  some  of  them  I  wadna  trust 
wi'  six  penniesworth  of  black  rappee — some  of  them  I 
wadna  gie  mysell  the  trouble  to  put  up  a  hapnyworth  in 
brown  paper  for. — But  I  hope  you  showed  your  breeding 
to  the  Duke  of  Argyle,  for  what  sort  of  folk  would  he 
think  your  friends  in  London,  if  you  had  been  lording 
him,  and  him  a  Duke  ?  " 

"He  didna  seem  muckle  to  mind,"  said  Jeanie;  "he 
kend  that  I  was  landward  bred." 

"Weel,  weel,"  answered  the  good  lady.  "His  Grace 
kens  me  weel  ;  so  I  am  the  less  anxious  about  it.  I  never 
fill  his  snuff-box  but  he  says,  '  How  d'ye  do,  good  Mrs. 
Glass  ?  —  How  are  all  our  friends  in  the  North  ? '  or  it 
may  be—'  Have  ye  heard  from  the  North  lately  ?  '  And 
you  may  be  sure,  I  make  my  best  curtsey,  and  answer, 


388  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

'  My  Lord  Duke,  I  hope  your  Grace's  noble  Duchess,  and 
your  Grace's  young  ladies,  are  well ;  and  I  hope  the  snuff 
continues  to  give  your  Grace  satisfaction.*  And  then  ye 
will  see  the  people  in  the  shop  begin  to  look  about  them  ; 
and  if  there's  a  Scotchman,  as  there  may  be  three  or  half 
a  dozen,  aff  go  the  hats,  and  mony  a  look  after  him,  and 
*  there  goes  the  Prince  of  Scotland,  God  bless  him  1 '  But 
ye  have  not  told  me  yet  the  very  words  he  said  t'ye." 

Jeanie  had  no  intention  to  be  quite  so  communicative. 
She  had,  as  the  reader  may  have  observed,  some  of  the 
caution  and  shrewdness,  as  well  as  of  the  simplicity,  of 
her  country.  She  answered  generally,  that  the  Duke  had 
received  ^er  very  compassionately,  and  had  promised  to 
interest  himself  in  her  sister's  affair,  and  to  let  her  hear 
from  him  in  the  course  of  the  next  day,  or  the  day  after. 
She  did  not  choose  to  make  any  mention  of  his  having 
desired  her  to  be  in  readiness  to  attend  him,  far  less  of 
his  hint,  that  she  should  not  bring  her  landlady.  So  that 
honest  Mrs.  Glass  was  obliged  to  remain  satisfied  with 
the  general  intelligence  above  mentioned,  after  having 
done  all  she  could  to  extract  more. 

It  may  easily  be  conceived,  that,  on  the  next  day, 
Jeanie  declined  all  invitations  and  inducements,  whether 
of  exercise  or  curiosity,  to  walk  abroad,  and  continued 
to  inhale  the  close,  and  somewhat  professional  atmo- 
sphere of  Mrs.  Glass's  small  parlour.  The  latter  flavour 
it  owed  to  a  certain  cupboard,  containing,  among  other 
articles,  a  few  cannisters  of  real  Havannah,  which,  whether 
from  respect  to  the  manufacture,  or  out  of  a  reverend  fear 
of  the  exciseman,  Mrs.  Glass  did  not  care  to  trust  in  the 
open  shop  below,  and  which  communicated  to  the  room 
a  scent,  that,  however  fragrant  to  the  nostrils  of  the 
connoisseur,  was  not  very  agreeable  to  those  of  Jeanie. 

"Dear  sirs,"  she  said  to  herself,  "I  wonder  how  my 
cousin's  silk  manty,  and  hergowd  watch,  or  onything  in  the 
world,  can  be  worth  sitting  sneezing  all  her  life  in  this  little 
stifling  room,  and  might  walk  on  green  braes  if  she  liked. " 

Mrs.  Glass  was  equally  surprised  at  her  cousin's 
reluctance  to  stir  abroad,  and  her  indifference  to  the  fine 
sights  of  London.  "  It  would  always  help  to  pass  away 
the  time,"  she  said,  "to  have  something  to  look  at,  though 
ane  was  in  distress."     But  Jeanie  was  unpersuadable. 

The  day  after  her  interview  with  the  Duke  was  spent 
in   that   "  hope  delayed,    which   maketh   the  heart    sick  " 


I 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  389 

Minutes  glided  after  minutes — hours  fled  after  hours — it 
became  too  late  to  have  any  reasonable  expectation  of 
hearing  from  the  Duke  tliat  day ;  yet  tlie  hope  which  she 
disowned,  she  could  not  altogether  relinquish,  and  her 
heart  throbbed,  and  her  ears  tingled,  with  every  casual 
sound  in  the  shop  below.  It  was  in  vain.  The  day  worfe 
away  in  the  anxiety  of  protracted  and  fruitless  expectation. 

Tiae  next  morning  commenced  in  the  same  manner.  But 
before  noon,  a  well-dressed  gentleman  entered  Mrs.  Glass's 
shop,  and  requested  to  see  a  young  woman  from  Scotland. 

"That  will  be  my  cousin,  Jeanie  Deans,  Mr.  Archibald," 
said  Mrs.  Glass,  with  a  curtsey  of  recognisance.  *'  Have 
you  any  message  for  her  from  his  Grace  the  Duke  of  Argylc, 
Mr.  Archibald  ?     I  will  carry  it  to  her  in  a  moment" 

"  I  believe  I  must  give  her  the  trouble  of  stepping  down, 
Mrs.  Glass." 

"Jeanie — ^Jeanie  Deans  !  "  said  Mrs.  Glass,  screaming  at 
the  bottom  of  the  little  staircase,  which  ascended  from  the 
corner  of  the  shop  to  the  higher  regions.  "Jeanie — ^Jeanie 
Deans,  I  say !  come  downstairs  instantly ;  here  is  the 
Duke  of  Argyle's  groom  of  the  chambers  desires  to  see  you 
directly."  This  was  announced  in  a  voice  so  loud,  as  to 
make  all  who  chanced  to  be  within  hearing  aware  of  the 
important  communication. 

It  may  easily  be  supposed,  that  Jeanie  did  not  tarry  long 
in  adjusting  herself  to  attend  the  summons,  yet  her  feet 
almost  failed  her  as  she  came  downstairs. 

"  I  must  ask  the  favour  of  your  company  a  little  way,** 
said  Archibald  with  civility. 

"  I  am  quite  ready,  sir,"  said  Jeanie'. 

"  Is  my  cousin  going  out,  Mr.  Archibald?  then  I  will  hae 
to  go  wi'  her,  no  doubL — ^James  Rasper — Look  to  the  shop, 
James. — Mr.  Archibald,"  pushing  a  jar  towards  him,  "you 
take  his  Grace's  mixture,  I  think.  Please  to  fill  your  box, 
for  old  acquaintance'  sake,  while  I  get  on  my  things." 

Mr.  Archibald  transposed  a  modest  parcel  of  snuff  from 
the  jar  to  his  own  mull,  but  said  he  was  obliged  to  decline 
the  pleasure  of  Mrs.  Glass's  company,  as  his  message  was 
particularly  to  the  young  person. 

"  Particularly  to  the  young  person  ?  "  said  Mrs.  Glass ; 

•  "is  not  that  uncommon,  Mr.  Archibald?     But  his  Grace  is 

the  best  judge  ;  and  vou  are  a  steady  person,  Mr.  Archibald, 

It  is  not  every  one  that  comes  from  a  great  man's  house  I 

I  would  trust  my  cousin  with. — But,  Jeanie,  you  must  not  go 


390  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

through  the  streets  witli  Mr.  Archibald  with  your  tartan 
what-d'yti-call-it  there  upon  your  slioulders,  as  if  you  had 
come  up  with  a  drove  of  Highland  cattle.  Wait  till  I  bring 
down  my  silk  cloak.     Why  we'll  have  the  mob  after  you  !  " 

"  I  have  a  hackney-coach  in  waiting,  madam,"  said  Mr. 
Archibald,  interrupting  the  officious  old  lady,  from  whom 
Jeanie  might  otherwise  have  found  it  difficult  to  escape, 
"and,  1  believe,  I  must  not  allow  her  time  for  any  change 
of  dress." 

So  saying,  he  hurried  Jeanie  into  the  coach,  while  she 
internally  praised  and  wondered  at  the  easy  manner  in  which 
he  shifted  off  Mrs.  Glass's  officious  offers  and  inquiries, 
without  mentioning  his  master's  orders,  or  going  into  any 
explanation  w  hatever. 

On  entering  the  coach,  Mr.  Archibald  seated  himself  in 
the  front  seat,  opposite  to  our  heroine,  and  they  drove  on 
in  silence.  After  they  had  proceeded  nearly  half  an  hour, 
without  a  word  on  either  side,  it  occurred  to  Jeanie  that 
the  distance  and  time  did  not  corrrspond  with  that  which 
had  been  occupied  by  her  journey  on  the  former  occasion, 
to  and  from  the  residence  of  the  Duke  of  Argyle.  At  length 
she  could  not  help  asking  her  taciturn  companion,  "  Whilk 
way  they  were  going  ?  " 

"My  Lord  Duke  will  inform  you  himself,  madam," 
answered  Archibald,  with  the  same  solemn  courtesy  which 
marked  his  whole  demeanour.  Almost  as  he  spoke,  the 
hackney-coach  drew  up,  and  the  coachman  dismounted  and 
opened  the  door.  Archibald  got  out,  and  assisted  Jeanie 
to  get  down.  She  found  herself  in  a  large  turni)ike  road, 
without  the  bounds  o(  London,  upon  the  other  side  of  which 
road  was  drawn  up  a  plain  chariot  and  four  horses,  the 
panels  without  arms,  and  the  servants  without  liveries. 

"You  have  been  punctual,  I  see,  Jeanie,"  said  the  Duke 
of  Argyle,  as  Archibald  opened  the  carriage  door.  "You 
must  be  my  companion  for  the  rest  of  the  way.  Archibald 
will  remain  here  with  the  hackney-coach  till  your  return."    \ 

Ere  Jeanie  could  make  answer,  she  found  herself,  to  h&t 
no  small  astonishment,  seated  by  the  side  of  a  duke,  in  & 
carriage  which  rolled  forward  at  a  rapid  yet  smooth  ratCj 
very  different  in  both  particulars  from  the  lumbering  joltinff 
vehicle  which  she  had  just  left ;  and  which  lumbering,  ana 
jolting  as  it  was,  conveyed  to  one  who  had  seldom  been  in 
a  coach  before,  a  certain  feeling  of  dignity  and  importance. 

"Young   woman,"  said    the    Duke,   "after  thinking  as 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  391 

ittentively  on  your  sister's  case  as  is  in  my  power,  I  continue 
;o  be  impressed  with  the  belief  that  great  injustice  may  be 
lone  by  the  execution  of  her  sentence.  So  are  one  or  two 
liberal  and  intelligent  lawyers  of  both  countries  whom  I 
lave  spoken  with. — Nay,  pray  hear  me  out  before  you  thank 
ne. — I  have  already  told  you  my  personal  conviction  is  of 
ittle  consequence,  unless  I  could  impress  the  same  upon 
>thers.  Now  I  have  done  for  you,  what  I  would  certainly 
lot  have  done  to  serve  any  purpose  of  my  own — I  have 
isked  an  audience  of  a  lady  whose  interest  with  the  king  is 
ieservedly  very  high.  It  has  been  allowed  me,  and  I  am 
lesirous  that  you  should  see  her  and  speak  for  yourself. 
I'ou  have  no  occasion  to"be  abashed  ;  tell  your  story  simply 
IS  you  did  to  me." 

"  I  am  much  obliged  to  your  Grace,"  said  Jeanie, 
emembering  Mrs.  Glass's  charge;   "and  I  am  sure  since 

have  had  the  courage  to  speak  to  your  Grace,  in  poor 
^ffie's  cause,  I  have  less  reason  co  be  shame-faced  in 
peaking  to  a  leddy.  But,  sir,  I  would  like  to  ken  what 
o  ca'  her,  whether  your  grace,  or  your  honour,  or  your 
eddyship,  as  we  say  to  lairds  and  leddies  in  Scotland,  and 
will  take  care  to  mind  it ;  for  I  ken  leddies  are  full  mair 
)articular  than  gentlemen  about  their  titles  of  honour." 

' '  You  have  no  occasion  to  call  her  anything  but  madam. 
ust  say  what  you  think  is  likely  to  make  the  best  impression 
-look  at  me  from  time  to  time — if  I  put  my  hand  to  my 
rravat  so"  (showing  her  the  motion)  "you  will  stop;    but 

shall  only  do  this  when  you  say  anything  that  is  not 
ikely  to  please." 

"But,  sir,  vour  Grace,"  said  Jeanie,  "if  it  wasna  ower 
nuckle  trouble,  wad  it  no  be  better  to  tell  me  what  I  should 
iay,  and  I  could  get  it  by  heart  ?  " 

"  No,  Jeanie,  that  would  not  have  the  same  effect — that 
vould  be  like  reading  a  sermon,  you  know,  which  we  good 
'resbyterians  think  has  less  unction  than  when  spoken 
vithout  book,"  replied  the  Duke.  "Just  speak  as  plainly 
ind  boldly  to  this  lady,  as  you  did  to  me  the  day  before 
'esterday ;  and  if  you  can  gain  her  consent,  I'll  wad  ye  a 
)lack,  as  we  say  in  the  north,  that  you  get  the  pardon  from 
he  king." 

As  he  spoke,  he  took  a  pamphlet  from  his  pocket,  and 

-an   to   read.     Jeanie  had   good   sense   and   tact,  which 

1  Itute  betwixt  them  that  which  is  called  natural  good 

iing.     She    interpreted    the   Duke's    manoeuvre    as    a 


39a  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

hint  that  she   was   to   ask  no    more   questions,   and   she 
remained  silent  accordingly. 

The  carnage  rolled  rapidly  onwards  through  fertile 
meadows,  ornamented  with  splendid  old  oaks,  and  catching 
occasionally  a  glance  of  the  majestic  mirror  of  a  broad  and 
placid  river.  After  passing  through  a  pleasant  village,  the 
equipage  stopped  on  a  commanding  eminence,  where  the 
beauty  of  English  landscape  was  displayed  in  its  utmost 
luxuriance.  Here  the  Duke  alighted,  ancl  desired  Jeanie  to 
follow  him.  They  paused  for  a  moment  on  the  brow  of  a 
hill,  to  gaze  on  the  unrivalled  landscape  which  it  presented. 
A  huge  sea  of  verdure,  with  crossmg  and  intersecting 
promontories  of  massive  and  tufted  groves,  was  tenanted 
by  numberless  flocks  and  herds,  which  seemed  to  wander 
unrestrained  and  unbounded  through  the  rich  pastures. 
The  Thames,  here  turreted  with  villas,  and  there  garlanded 
with  forests,  moved  on  slowly  and  placidly,  like  the  mighty 
monarch  of  the  scene,  to  whom  all  its  other  beauties  were 
but  accessories,  and  bore  on  his  bosom  a  hundred  barks 
and  skiffs,  whose  white  sails  and  gaily  fluttering  pennons 
gave  life  to  the  whole. 

The  Duke  of  Argyle  was,  of  course,  familiar  with  this 
scene  ;  but  to  a  man  of  taste  it  must  be  always  new.  Yet, 
as  he  paused  and  looked  on  this  inimitable  landscape  with 
the  feeling  of  delight  which  it  must  give  to  the  bosom  of 
every  admirer  of  nature,  his  thoughts  naturally  reverted 
to  his  own  more  grand,  and  scarce  less  beautiful,  domains 
of  Inverary. — "This  is  a  fine  scene,"  he  said  to  his  com- 
panion, curious,  perhaps,  to  draw  out  her  sentiments ;  "we 
have  nothing  like  it  in  Scotland." 

"It's  braw  rich  feeding  for  the  cows,  and  they  have  a 
fine  breed  o' cattle  here,  replied  Jeanie;  "but  I  like  just 
as  weel  to  look  at  the  craigs  o'  Arthur's  Seat,  and  the 
sea  coming  in  ayont  them,  as  at  a'  thae  muckle  trees." 

The  Duke  smiled  at  a  reply  equally  professional  and 
national,  and  made  a  signal  for  the  carriage  to  remain 
where  it  was.  Then  adopting  an  unfrequented  foot-path, 
he  conducted  Jeanie,  through  several  complicated  mazes, 
to  a  postern-door  in  a  high  brick  wall.  It  was  shut ;  but 
as  the  Duke  tapped  slightly  at  it,  a  person  in  waitin' 
within,  after  reconnoitring  through  a  small  iron  grai 
contrived  for  the  purpose,  unlocked  the  door,  and  admitt 
them.  They  entered,  and  it  was  immediately  closed  and 
fastened  behind  them.     This  was  all  done  quickly,  the  doot 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  393 

so  instantly  closing,  and  the  person  who  opened  it  so 
suddenly  disappearing,  that  Jeanie  could  not  even  catch  a 
glimpse  of  his  exterior. 

They  found  themselves  at  the  extremity  of  a  deep  and 
narrow  alley,  carpeted  with  the  most  verdant  and  close- 
shaven  turf,  which  felt  like  velvet  under  their  feet,  and 
screened  from  the  sun  by  the  branches  of  the  lofty  elms 
which  united  over  the  path,  and  caused  it  to  resemble, 
in  the  solemn  obscurity  of  the  light  which  they  admitted, 
as  well  as  from  the  range  of  columnar  stems,  and  intricate 
union  of  their  arched  branches,  one  of  the  narrow  side  aisles 
in  an  ancient  Gothic  cathedraL 


CHAPTER  XXXVII. 


-I  beseech  you— 


These  tears  beseech  you,  and  these  chaste  hands  woo  you, 
That  never  yet  were  heaved  but  to  things  holy — 
Things  like  yourself — You  are  a  God  above  us ; 
Be  as  a  God,  then,  full  of  saving  mercy  ! 

The  Bloody  Brother. 

Encouraged  as  she  was  by  the  courteous  manners  of  her 
noble  countryman,  it  was  not  without  a  feeling  of  some- 
thing like  terror  that  Jeanie  felt  herself  in  a  place  apparently 
so  lonely,  with  a  man  of  such  high  rank.  That  she  should 
have  been  permitted  to  wait  on  the  duke  in  his  own  house, 
and  have  been  there  received  to  a  private  interview,  was 
in  itseh  an  uncommon  and  distinguished  event  in  the 
annals  of  a  life  so  simple  as  hers ;  but  to  find  herself  his 
travelling  companion  in  a  journey,  and  then  suddenly  to 
be  left  alone  with  him  in  so  secluded  a  situation,  had 
something  in  it  of  awful  mystery.  A  romantic  heroine 
might  have  suspected  and  dreaded  the  power  of  her  own 
charms  ;'  but  Jeanie  was  too  wise  to  let  such  a  silly  thought 
intrude  on  her  mind.  Still,  however,  she  had  a  most  eager 
desire  to  know  where  she  now  was,  and  to  whom  she  was 
to  be  presented. 

She  remarked  that  the  duke's  dress,  though  still  such 
as  indicated  rank  and  fashion  (for  it  was  not  the  custom 
of  men  of  quality  at  that  time  to  dress  themselves  like 
their  own  coachmen  or  groomg),  was  nevertheless  plainer 
'than    that    in   which    she    had  seen  him   upon  a  former 


394  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

occasion,  and  was  divested,  in  particular,  of  all  those 
badges  of  external  decoration  which  intimated  superior 
consequence.  In  short,  he  was  attired  as  plainly  as  any 
gentleman  of  fashion  could  appear  in  the  streets  of  London 
in  a  morning ;  and  this  circumstance  helped  to  shake  an 
opinion  which  Jeariie  began  to  entertain,  that,  perhaps, 
he  intended  she  should  plead  her  cause  in  the  presence 
of  royalty  itself.  "But,  surely,"  said  she  to  herself,  "he 
wad  hae  putten  on  his  braw  star  and  p^arter,  an  he  had 
thought  o  coming  before  the  face  of  majesty — and  after  a', 
this  is  mair  like  a  gentleman's  policy  than  a  royal  palace." 

There  was  some  sense  in  Jeanie's  reasoning;  yet  she 
was  not  sufficiently  mistress  either  of  the  circumstances 
of  etiquette,  or  the  particular  relations  which  existed 
betwixt  the  government  and  tlie  Duke  of  Argyle,  to  form 
an  accurate  judgment  The  duke,  as  we  have  said,  was 
at  this  time  in  open  opposition  to  the  administration  of 
Sir  Robert  Walpole,  and  was  understood  to  be  out  of 
favour  with  the  royal  family,  to  whom  he  had  rendered 
such  important  services.  But  it  was  a  maxim  of  Queen 
Caroline,  to  bear  herself  towards  her  political  friends  with 
such  caution,  as  if  there  was  a  possibility  of  their  one 
day  being  her  enemies,  and  towards  political  opponents 
with  the  same  degree  of  circumspection,  as  if  they  might 
again  become  friendly  to  her  measures.  Since  Margaret 
of  Anjou,  no  queen-consort  had  exercised  such  weight  in 
the  political  affairs  of  England,  and  the  personal  address 
which  she  displayed  on  many  occasions,  had  no  small 
share  in  reclaiming  from  their  political  heresy  many  of 
those  determined  Tories,  *  who,  after  the  reign  of  the 
Stuarts  had  been  extinguislied  in  the  person  of  Queen 
Anne,  were  disposed  rather  to  transfer  their  allegiance  to 
her  brother  the  Chevalier  de  St.  George,  than  to  acquiesce 
Jn  the  settlement  of  the  crown  on  the  Hanover  family. 
Her  husband,  whose  most  shining  quality  was  courage  in 
the  field  of  battle,  and  who  endured  the  office  of  King  of 
England,  without  ever  being  able  to  acquire  English  habits, 
or  any  familiarity  with  English  dispositions,  found  the 
utmost  assistance  from  the  address  of  his  partner  ;  and 
while  he  jealously  affected  to  do  everj'thing  according  to 
his  own  will  and  pleasure,  was  in  secret  prudent  enough 
to  take  and  follow  the  advice  of  his  more  adroit  consort. 
He  intrusted  to  her  the  delicate  office  of  determining  the 
various  degrees  of  favour  necessary  to  attach  the  wavering. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  395 

or  to  confirm  such  as  were  already  friendly,  or  to  regain 
those  whose  goodwill  had  been  lost. 

With  all  the  winning  address  of  an  elegant,  and  accord- 
ing to  the  times,  an  accomplished  woman,  Queen  Caroline 
possessed  the  masculine  soul  of  the  other  sex.  She  was 
proud  by  nature,  and  even  her  policy  could  not  always 
temper  her  expressions  of  displeasure,  although  few  were 
more  ready  at  repairing  any  false  step  of  this  kind,  when 
her  prudence  came  up  to  the  aid  of  her  passions.  She  loved 
the  real  possession  of  power,  rather  than  the  show  of  it, 
and  whatever  she  did  herself  that  was  either  wise  or 
popular,  she  always  desired  that  the  king  should  have 
the  full  credit  as  well  as  the  advantage  of  the  measure, 
conscious  that,  by  adding  to  his  respectability,  she  was 
most  likely  to  maintain  her  own.  And  so  desirous  was 
she  to  comply  with  all  his  tastes,  that,  when  threatened 
with  the  gout,  she  had  repeatedly  had  recourse  to  checking 
the  fit,  by  the  use  of  the  cold  bath,  thereby  endangering 
her  life,  that  she  might  be  able  to  attend  the  king  in  his 
walks. 

It  was  a  very  consistent  part  of  Queen  Caroline's 
character,  to  keep  up  many  private  correspondences  with 
those  to  whom  in  public  she  seemed  unfavourable,  or 
who,  for  various  reasons,  stood  ill  with  the  court.  By 
this  means  she  kept  in  her  hands  the  thread  of  many  a 
political  intrigue,  and,  without  pledging  herself  to  any- 
thing, could  often  prevent  discontent  from  becoming  hatred, 
and  opposition  from  exaggerating  itself  into  rebellion.  If 
by  any  accident  her  correspondence  with  such  persons 
chanced  to  be  observed  or  discovered,  which  she  took  all 
possible  pains  to  prevent,  it  was  represented  as  a  mere 
intercourse  of  society,  having  no  reference  to  politics ; 
■an  answer  with  which  even  the  prime  minister,  Sir  Robert 
Walpole,  was  compelled  to  remain  satisfied,  when  he 
discovered  that  the  queen  had  given  a  private  audience 
to  Pulteney,  afterwards  Earl  of  Bath,  his  most  formidable 
[and  most  inveterate  enemy. 

In  thus  maintaining  occasional  intercourse  with  several 
persons  who  seemed  most  alienated  from  the  crown,  it 
may  readily  be  supposed,  that  Queen  Caroline  had  taken 
care  not  to  break  entirely  with  the  Duke  of  Argyle.  His 
high  birth,  his  great  talents,  the  estimation  in  which  he 
was  held  in  his  own  countr}',  the  great  services  which 
he  had  rendered  the  house  of  Brunswick  in  1715,  placed 


396  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

him  high  in  that  rank  of  persons  who  were  not  to  be 
rashly  neglected.  He  had,  almost  by  his  single  and  un- 
assisted talents,  stopped  the  irruption  of  the  banded  force 
of  all  the  Highland  chiefs ;  there  was  little  doubt,  that, 
with  the  slightest  encouragement,  he  could  put  them  all 
in  motion,  and  renew  the  civil  war  ;  and  it  was  well  known 
that  the  most  flattering  overtures  had  been  transmitted  to 
the  Duke  from  the  court  of  St.  Germains.  The  character 
and  temper  of  Scotland  were  still  little  known,  and  it  was 
considered  as  a  volcano,  which  mi^ht,  indeed,  slumber  for 
a  series  of  years,  but  was  still  liable,  at  a  moment  the 
least  expected,  to  break  out  into  a  wasteful  eruption.  It 
was,  therefore,  of  the  highest  importance  to  retain  some 
hold  over  so  important  a  personage  as  the  Duke  of  Arg^le, 
and  Caroline  preserved  the  power  of  doing  so  by  means 
of  a  lady,  with  whom,  as  wife  of  George  II.,  she  might 
have  been  supposed  to  be  on  less  intimate  terms. 

It  was  not  the  least  instance  of  the  queen's  address, 
that  she  had  contrived  that  one  of  her  principal  attendants, 
Lady  Suffolk,  should  unite  in  her  own  person  the  two 
apparently  inconsistent  characters,  of  her  husband's  mis- 
tress, and  her  own  very  obsequious  and  complaisant 
confidante.  By  this  dexterous  management  the  queen 
secured  her  power  against  the  danger  which  might  most 
have  threatened  it — the  thwarting  influence  of  an  am- 
bitious rival ;  and  if  she  submitted  to  the  mortification  of 
being  obliged  to  connive  at  her  husband's  infidelity,  she 
was  at  least  guarded  against  what  she  might  think  its 
most  dangerous  effects,  and  was  besides  at  liberty,  now 
and  then,  to  bestow  a  few  civil  insults  upon  "her  good 
Howard,"  whom,  however,  in  general,  she  treated  with 
great  decorum.*  I>ady  Suffolk  lay  under  strong  obligations 
to  the  Duke  of  Argyle,  for  reasons  which  may  be  collected 
from  Horace  Walpole's  Reminiscences  of  that  reign,  and 
through  her  means  the  Duke  had  some  occasional  corre- 
spondence with  Queen  Caroline,  much  interrupted,  however^ 
since  the  part  he  had  taken  in  the  debate  concerning  thfl 
Porteous  mob,  an  affair  which  the  queen,  though  somo; 
vrhat  unreasonably,  was  disposed  to  resent,  rather  as  ad 
intended  and  premeditated  insolence  to  her  own  person  ani 
authority,  than  as  a  sudden  ebullition  of  popular  vengeance^ 
Still,  however,  the  communication  remained  open  betwixt 
them,   though  it  had  been  of  late  disused  on  both  sides. 

•  See  Horace  Walpole'»  Reminwcencer 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  397 

inese  remarks  will  be  found  necessary  to  understand  the 
scene  which  is  about  to  be  presented  to  the  reader. 

From  the  narrow  alley  which  they  had  traversed,  the 
Duke  turned  into  one  of  the  same  character,  but  broader 
and  still  longer.  Here,  for  the  first  time  since  they  had 
entered  these  gardens,  Jeanie  saw  persons  approaching 
them. 

They  were  two  ladies ;  one  of  whom  walked  a  little 
behind  the  other,  yet  not  so  much  as  to  prevent  her  from 
hearing  and  replying  to  whatever  observation  was  ad- 
dressed to  her  by  the  lady  who  walked  foremost,  and  that 
trithout  her  having  the  trouble  to  turn  her  person.  As 
±ey  advanced  very  slowly,  Jeanie  had  time  to  study  their 
features  and  appearance.  The  Duke  also  slackened  his 
Dace,  as  if  to  give  her  time  to  collect  herself,  and  repeatedly 
lesired  her  not  to  be  afraid.  The  lady  who  seemed  the 
jrincipal  person  had  remarkably  good  features,  though 
x>mewhat  injured  by  the  small-pox,  that  venomous  scourge, 
;rhich  each  village  Esculapius  (thanks  to  Jenner)  can  now 
ame  as  easily  as  their  tuteljuy  deity  subdued  the  Python. 
rhe  lady's  eyes  were  brilliant,  her  teeth  good,  and  her 
countenance  formed  to  express  at  will  either  majesty  or 
curtesy.  Her  form,  though  rather  embonpoint,  was  never- 
-heless  graceful ;  and  the  elasticity  and  firmness  of  her  step- 
^ave  no  room  to  suspect,  what  was  actually  the  case,  that 
she  suffered  occasionally  from  a  disorder  the  most  un- 
"avourable  to  pedestrian  exercise.  Her  dress  was  rather 
•ich  than  gay,  and  her  manner  commanding  and  noble. 

Her  companion  was  of  lower  stature,  with  light-brown 
lair  and  expressive  blue  eyes.  Her  features,  without  being 
ibsolutely  re^lar,  were  perhaps  more  pleasing  than  if  they 
aad  been  critically  handsome.  A  melancholy,  or  at  least  a 
■>ensive  expression,  for  which  her  lot  gave  too  much  cause, 
iredominated  when  she  was  silent,  but  gave  way  to  a 
•leasing  and  good-humoured  smile  when  she  spoke  to 
ny  one. 

U'hen  they  were  within  twelve  or  fifteen  yards  of  these 
adies,  the  Duke  made  a  sign  that  Jeanie  should  stand  still, 
nd  stepping  forward  himself,  with  the  grace  which  was 
atural  to  him,  made  a  profound  obeisance,  which  was 
Dnnally,  yet  in  a  dignified  mamner,  returned  by  the 
ersonage  whom  he  approached. 

"  I  hope,"  she  said,  with  an  affable  and  condescending 
mile,    "that  I  see   so  great  a  stranger   at   court,   as  the 


398  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

Duke  of  Argyle  has  been  of  late,  in  as  good  health  as  his 
friends  there  and  elsewhere  could  wish  him  to  enjoy." 

The  Duke  replied,  "That  he  had  been  perfectly  well;" 
and  added,  "that  the  necessity  of  attending  to  tlie  public 
business  before  the  House,  as  well  as  the  time  occupied  by 
a  late  journey  to  Scotland,  had  rendered  him  less  assiduous 
in  paying  his  duty  at  the  levee  and  drawing-room  than  he 
could  have  desired." 

"  When  your  Grace  can  find  time  for  a  duty  so  frivolous," 
replied  the  queen,  "  you  are  aware  of  your  title  to  be  well 
received.  I  hope  my  readiness  to  comply  with  the  wish 
which  you  expressed  yesterday  to  Lady  Suffolk,  is  a 
sufficient  proof  that  one  of  the  royal  family,  at  least,  has 
not  forgotten  ancient  and  important  services,  in  resenting 
something  which  resembles  recent  neglect."  Tliis  was  said 
apparently  with  great  good-humour,  and  in  a  tone  which 
expressed  a  desire  of  conciliation. 

The  Dulce  replied,  "That  he  would  account  himself  the 
most  unfortunate  of  men,  if  he  could  be  supposed  capable 
of  neglecting  his  duty,  in  modes  and  circumstances  when 
it  was  expected,  and  would  have  been  agreeable.  He  was 
deeply  gratified  by  the  honour  which  her  Majesty  was  now 
doing  to  him  personally ;  and  he  trusted  she  would  soon 
perceive  that  it  was  in  a  matter  essential  to  his  Majesty's 
interest,  that  he  had  the  boldness  to  give  her  this 
trouble." 

"You  cannot  oblige  me  more,  my  Lord  Duke,"  replied 
the  queen,  "  than  by  giving  me  the  advantage  of  your 
lights  and  experience  on  any  point  of  the  king's  service. 
Your  Grace  is  aware  that  I  can  only  be  the  medium 
through  which  the  matter  is  subjected  to  his  Majesty's 
superior  wisdom  ;  but  if  it  is  a  suit  which  respects  your 
Grace  personally,  it  shall  lose  no  support  by  being  preferred 
through  me." 

"  It  is  no  suit  ol  mine,  madam,"  replied  the  Duke  ;  "  nor 
have  I  any  to  prefer  for  myself  personally,  although  I_  feel 
in  full  force  my  obligation  to  your  Majesty.  It  is  a 
business  which  concerns  his  Majesty,  as  a  lover  of  justice 
and  of  mercy,  and  which,  I  am  convinced,  may  be  highly 
useful  in  conciliating  the  unfortunate  irritation  vvhich  at 
present  subsists  among  his  Majesty's  good  subjects  in 
Scotland." 

There  were  two  parts  of  this  speech  disagreeable  to 
Caroline.     In  the   first  place,    it    removed    the    flattering 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  399 

notion  she  had  adopted,  that  Arg^'le  designed  to  use  her 
personal  intercession  in  making  his  peace  with  the  adminis- 
tration, and  recovering  the  employments  of  which  he  had 
been  deprived  ;  and  next,  she  was  displeased  that  he  should 
talk  of  the  discontents  in  Scotland  as  irritations  to  be 
conciliated,  rather  than  suppressed. 

'nder    the   influence   of    these    feelings,    she  answered 

ily,  "That  his  Majesty  has  good  subjects  in  England, 

;i:.  Lord  Duke,  he  is  bound  to  thank  God  and  the  laws — 

that   he   has  subjects   in  Scotland,    I  tiiink  he  may  thank 

God  and  his  sword." 

The  Duke,  though  a  courtier,  coloured  slightly,  and  the 

queen,    instantly     sensible   of   her    error,    added,    without 

displaying  the  least  change  of  countenance,  and  as   if  the 

words  had  been  an  original  branch  of  the  sentence — "  And 

the  swords  of  those  real  Scotchmen  who  are  friends  to  the 

House  of  Brunswick,  particularly  that  of  his  Grace  of  Argyle. 

"My  sword,  madam,"  replied   the  Duke,   "like  that  of 

my  fathers,  has  been  always  at  the  command  of  my  lawful 

':     j^,  and  out  of  my  native  country — I  trust  it  is  impossible 

-eparate  their  real  rights  and  interests.     But  the  present 

a   matter    of  more    private    concern,    and    respects    the 

ion  of  an  obscure  individual." 

'  What  is  the  affair,  my  lord  ?  "  said  the  queen.  "  Let 
us  find  out  what  we  are  talking  about,  lest  we  should 
misconstrue  and  misunderstand  each  other." 

"The  matter,  madam,"  answered  the  Duke  of  Argyle, 
"regards  the  fate  of  an  unfortunate  young  woman  in 
Scotland,  now  lying  under  sentence  of  death,  for  a  crime 
of  which  I  think  is  highly  probable  that  she  is  innocent. 
And  my  humble  petition  to  your  Majesty  is,  to  obtain  your 
powerful  intercession  with  the  king  for  a  pardon." 

It  was  now  the  queen's  turn  to  colour,  and  she  did  so, 
over  cheek  and  brow — neck  and  bosom.  She  paused  a 
rnent,  as  if  unwilling  to  trust  her  voice  with  the  first 
ression  of  her  displeasure  ;  and  on  assuming  an  air  of 
nity  and  an  austere  regard  of  control,  she  at  length 
iied,  "My  Lord  Duke,  I  will  not  ask  your  motives  for 
ressing  to  me  a  request  which  circumstances  have 
iered  such  an  extraordinary  one.  Your  road  to  tli« 
^^'s  closet,  as  a  peer  and  a  p.nvy-councillor,  entitled  to 
uest  an  audience,  was  open,  without  giving  me  the  pain 
:us  discussion.  /,  at  least,  have  had  enough  of  Scotch 
ions." 


400  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

The  Duke  was  prepared  for  this  burst  of  indignation,  and 
he  was  not  shaken  by  it.  He  did  not  attempt  a  reply  while 
the  queen  was  in  the  first  heat  of  displeasure,  but  remained  in 
the  same  firm,  yet  respectful  posture,  which  he  had  assumed 
during  the  interview.  The  queen,  trained  from  her  situa- 
tion to  self-command,  instantly  perceived  the  advantage 
she  might  give  against  herself  by  yielding  to  passion  ;  and 
added,  in  the  same  condescending  and  affable  tone  in  which 
she  had  opened  the  interview,  "You  must  allow  me  some 
of  the  privileges  of  the  sex,  my  lord  ;  and  do  not  judge 
uncharitably  of  me,  though  I  am  a  little  moved  at  the 
recollection  of  the  gross  insult  and  outrage  done  in  your 
capital  city  to  the  royal  authority,  at  the  very  time  when 
it  was  vested  in  my  unworthy  person.  Your  Grace  cannot 
be  surprised  that  I  should  both  have  felt  it  at  the  time,  and 
recollected  it  now." 

"It  is  certainly  a  matter  not  speedily  to  be  forgotten," 
answered  the  Duke.  "  My  own  poor  thoughts  of  it  have 
been  long  before  your  Majesty,  and  I  must  have  expressed 
myself  veiy  ill  ii  I  did  not  convey  my  detestation  of  the 
murder  which  was  committed  under  such  extraordinary 
circumstances.  I  might,  indeed,  be  so  unfortunate  as  to 
differ  with  his  Majesty's  advisers  on  the  degree  in  which 
it  was  either  just  or  politic  to  punish  the  innocent  instead 
of  the  guilty.  But  I  trust  your  Majesty  will  permit  me 
to  be  silent  on  a  topic  in  which  my  sentiments  have  not 
the  good  fortune  to  coincide  with  those  of  more  able 
men. 

"  We  will  not  prosecute  a  topic  on  which  we  may 
probably  differ,"  said  the  queen.  "  One  word,  however, 
I  may  say  in  private — You  know  our  good  Lady  Suffolk 
is  a  little  deaf— the  Duke  of  Argyle,  when  disposed  to 
renew  his  acquaintance  with  his  master  and  mistress, 
will  hardly  find  many  topics  on  which  we  should  disagree." 

••  Let  us  hope,"  said  the  Duke,  bowing  profoundly  to  so 
flattering  an  intimation,  "  that  I  shall  not  be  so  unfortunate 
as  to  have  found  one  on  the  present  occasion." 

"  I  must  first  impose  on  your  Grace  the  duty  ol  con- 
fession," said  the  queen,  "before  I  grant  you  absolution. 
What  is  your  particular  interest  in  this  young  woman? 
She  does  not  seem"  (and  she  scanned  Jeanie,  as  she  said 
this,  with  the  eye  of  a  connoisseur)  "much  qualified  to 
alarm  my  friend  the  duchess's  jealousy." 

"  I  think  your  Majesty,"  replied  the  Duke,  smiling  in  hii 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  401 

turn,  "will  allow  my  taste  may  be  a  pledge  for  me  on 
that  score." 

"Tlien,  though  she  had  not  much  the  alt  d'um  grande 

•n€,  I  suppose  she  is  some  thirtieth  cousin  in  the  terrible 
L.  apter  of  Scottish  genealogy  ?  " 

"No,  madam,"  said  the  Duke;  "but  I  wish  some  of 
mv  nearer  relations  had  half  her  worth,  honesty,  and 
affection." 

' '  Her  name  must  be  Campbell,  at  least  ? "  said  Queen 
Caroline. 

"No,  madam;  her  name  is  not  quite  so  distinguished, 
if  I  may  be  permitted  to  say  so,"  answered  the  Duke. 

"Ah!    but   she  comes   from  Inverary  or   Argyleshire  ? " 

■  d  the  sovereign. 

'  She  had  never  been  farther  north  in  her  life  than 
Edinburgh,  madam." 

"Then  nw  conjectures  are  all  ended,"  said  the  queen, 
"and  your  Grace  must  yourself  take  the  trouble  to  explain 
the  affair  of  your  protegee." 

With  that  precision  and  easy  brevity  which  is  only 
acquired  by  habituallv  conversing  in  the  higher  ranks  of 
society,  and  which  is  the  diametrical  opposite  of  that 
protracted  style  of  disquisition. 

Which  squires  call  potter,  and  which  men  call  prose, 

the  Duke  explained  the  singular  law  under  which  Effie 
Deans  had  received  sentence  of  death,  and  detailed  the 
affectionate  exertions  which  Jeanie  had  made  in  behalf 
of  a  sister,  for  whose  sake  she  was  willing  to  sacrifice  all 
for  truth  and  conscience. 

Queen  Caroline  listened  with  attention  ;  she  was  rather 
fond,  it  must  be  remembered,  of  an  argument,  and  soon 
found  matter  in  what  the  Duke  told  her  for  raising 
difficulties  to  his  request. 

"It  appears  to  me,  my  lord,"  she  replied,  "that  this  is 
a  severe  law.  But  still  it  is  adopted  upon  good  grounds, 
I  am  bound  to  suppose,  as  the  law  of  the  country,  and 
the  girl  has  been  convicted  under  it  The  very  presumjv 
tions  which  the  law  constructs  into  positive  proof  of 
guilt  exist  in  her  case  ;  and  all  that  your  Grace  has  said 
concerning  the  possibility  of  her  innocence  may  be  a  very 
good  argument  for  annulling  the  act  of  parliament,  but 
cannot,  while  it  stands  good,  be  admitted  in  favour  of  any 
individual  convicted  upon  the  statute." 


4oa  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

The  Duke  saw  and  avoided  the  snare  ;  for  he  was  con- 
scious, that,  by  replying  to  the  argument,  he  must  have 
been  inevitably  led  to  a  discussion,  in  the  course  of  which 
the  queen  was  likely  to  be  hardened  in  her  own  opinion, 
until  she  became  obliged,  out  of  mere  respect  to  con- 
sistency, to  let  the  criminal  suffer.  "  If  your  Majesty," 
he  said,  "  would  condescend  to  hear  my  poor  country- 
woman herself,  perhaps  she  may  find  an  advocate  in  your 
own  heart,  more  able  than  I  am,  to  combat  the  doubts 
suggested  by  your  understanding." 

The  queen  seemed  to  acquiesce,  and  the  Duke  made  a 
signal  for  Jeanie  to  advance  from  the  spot  where  she  had 
hitherto  remained  watching  countenances,  which  were  too 
long  accustomed  to  suppress  all  apparent  signs  of  emotion, 
to  convey  to  her  any  interesting  intelligence.  Her  Majesty 
could  not  help  smiling  at  the  awe-struck  manner  in  whicn 
the  quiet  demure  figure  of  the  little  Scotchwoman  advanced 
towards  her,  and  yet  more  at  the  first  sound  of  her  broad 
nortiiern  accent.  But  Jeanie  had  a  voice  low  and  sweetly 
toned,  an  admirable  thing  in  woman,  and  eke  besought 
"  her  leddyship  to  have  pity  on  a  poor  misguided  young 
creature,"  in  tones  so  affecting,  that,  .like  the  notes  of 
some  of  her  native  songs,  provincial  vulgarity  was  lost  in 
pathos. 

"Stand  up,  young  woman,"  said  the  queen,  but  in  a 
kind  tone,  "  and  tell  me  what  sort  of  a  barbarous  people 
your  countryfolk  are,  where  child-murder  is  become  so 
common  as  to  require  the  restraint  of  laws  like  yours  ?  " 

"  If  your  leddyship  pleases,"  answered  Jeanie,  "  there 
are  mony  places  besides  Scotland  where  mothers  are  unkind 
to  their  ain  flesh  and  blood." 

It  must  be  observed,  that  the  disputes  between  George 
the  Second,  and  Frederick,  Prince  of  Wales,  were  then  at 
the  highest,  and  that  the  good-natured  part  of  the  public 
laid  the  blame  on  the  queen.  She  coloured  highly,  and 
darted  a  glance  of  a  most  penetrating  character  first  at 
Jeanie  and  then  at  the  Duke.  Both  sustained  it  unmoved; 
Jeanie  from  total  unconsciousness  of  the  offence  siie  had 
given,  and  the  Duke  from  his  habitual  composure.  But  in 
his  heart  he  thought,  My  unlucky  protegee  has,  with  this 
luckless  answer,  shot  dead,  by  a  kind  of  chance-medley, 
her  only  hope  of  success. 

Lady  Suffolk,  good  humouredly  and  skilfully,  interposed 
in  this  awkward  crisis.     "You  sliould  tell  this  lady,"  she 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  403 

;d  to  Jeanie,    "the  particular  causes  which  render  this 
ne  common  in  your  country." 
Some  thinks  it's  the  kirk-session — that   is — it's   the — 

-  the  cutty-stool,  if  your  leddyship  pleases,"  said  Jeanie, 
.^-king  down,  and  curtseying. 

"The  what?"  said  Lady  Suffolk,  to  whom  the  phrase 
was  new,  and  who  besides  was  rather  deaf. 

"That's  the  stool  of  repentance,  madam,  if  it  please  your 
leddyship,"  answered  Jeanie,  "for  light  life  and  conversa- 
tion, and  for  breaking  tlie  seventh  command."  Here  she 
raised  her  eyes  to  the  Duke,  saw  his  hand  at  liis  chin,  and, 
totally  unconscious  of  what  she  had  said  out  of  joint, 
gave  double  effect  to  the  innuendo,  by  stopping  short  and 
looking  embarrassed. 

As  for  Lady  Suffolk,  she  retired  like  a  covering  party, 
which,  having  interposed  betwixt  their  retreating  friends 
and  the  enemy,  have  suddenly  drawn  on  themselves  a  fire 
unexpectedly  severe. 

The  deuce  take  the  lass,  thought  the  Duke  of  Argyle  to 
himself:  there  goes  another  shot  —  and  she  has  hit  with 
both  barrels  right  and  left ! 

Indeed  the  Duke  had  himself  his  share  of  the  confusion, 

- ,  having  acted  as  master  of  ceremonies  to  this  innocent 
nder,  he  felt  much  in  the  circumstances  of  a  country 
squire,  who,  having  introduced  his  spaniel  into  a  well- 
appointed  drawing-room,  is  doomed  to  witness  the  disorder 
and  damage  which  arises  to  china  and  to  dress-gowns,  in 
consequence  of  its  untimely  frolics.  Jeanie's  last  chance-hit, 
however,  obliterated  the  ill  impression  which  had  arisen 
from  the  first ;  for  her  Majesty  had  not  so  lost  the  feelings 
of  a  wife  in  those  of  a  queen,  but  that  she  could  enjoy  a 
jest  at  the  expense  of  "her  good  Suffolk."  She  turned 
towards  the  Duke  of  Argyle  with  a  smile,  which  marked 
tliat  she  enjoyed  the  triumph,  and  observed,  "  the  Scotch 
are  a  rigidly  moral  people."  Then  again  applying  her- 
self to  Jeanie,  she  asked  how  she  travelled  up  from 
Scotland. 

"  Upon  my  foot  mostly,  m.adam,"  was  the  reply. 

"What,  all  that  immense  way  upon  foot? — How  far  can 
you  walk  in  a  day  ?  " 

"  Five-and-twenty  miles  and  a  bittock." 

"And  a  what?"  said  the  queen,  looking  towards  the 
Duke  of  Argyle. 

"And  about  five  miles  more,"  replied  the  Duke. 


404  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"  I  thought  I  was  a  good  walker,"  said  the  queen,  "  but 
this  shames  me  sadly." 

"  May  your  leddyship  never  hae  sae  weary  a  heart, 
that  ye  canna  be  sensible  of  the  weariness  of  the  Hmbs !  " 
said  Jeanie. 

That  came  better  off,  thought  the  Duke  ;  it's  the  first 
thing  she  has  said  to  the  purpose. 

"And  I  dinna  just  a'thegither  walk  the  haill  way  neither, 
for  1  had  whiles  the  cast  of  a  cart ;  and  I  had  the  cast  of  a 
horse  from  Ferrybridge — and  divers  other  easements,"  said 
Jeanie,  cutting  short  her  story,  for  she  observed  the  Duke 
made  the  sign  he  had  fixed  upon. 

"With  all  these  accommodations, "  answered  the  queen, 
"you  must  have  had  a  very  fatiguing  journey,  and,  I  fear, 
to  little  purpose ;  since,  if  the  king  were  to  pardon  your 
sister,  in  all  probability  it  would  do  her  little  good,  for 
I  suppose  your  people  of  Edinburgh  would  hang  her  out 
of  spite." 

She  will  sink  herself  now  outright,  thought  the  Duke, 

But  he  was  wrong.  The  shoals  on  which  Jeanie  had 
touched  in  this  delicate  conversation  lay  under  ground, 
and  were  unknown  to  her ;  this  rock  was  above  water, 
and  she  avoided  it. 

"  She  was  confident,"  she  said,  "  that  baith  town  and 
country  wad  rejoice  to  see  his  Majesty  taking  compassion 
on  a  poor  unfriended  creature." 

"  His  Majesty  has  not  found  it  so  in  a  late  instance,"  said 
the  queen;  "but,  I  suppose,  my  Lord  Duke  would  advise 
him  to  be  guided  by  the  votes  of  the  rabble  themselves, 
who  should  be  hanged  and  who  spared  ?  " 

"No,  madam,"  said  the  Duke;  "but  I  would  advise 
his  Majesty  to  be  guided  by  his  own  feelings,  and  those 
of  his  royal  consort ;  and  then,  I  am  sure,  punishment 
will  only  attach  itself  to  guilt,  and  even  then  with  cautious 
reluctance, " 

"  Well,  my  lord,"  said  her  Majesty,  "  all  these  fin© 
speeches  do  not  convince  me  of  the  propriety  of  so  soon 
showing  any  mark  of  favour  to  your — I  suppose  I  must 
not  say  rebellious  ? — but,  at  least,  your  very  disaffected  and 
intractable  metropolis.  Why,  the  whole  nation  is  in  a 
league  to  screen  the  savage  and  abominable  murderers  of 
that  unhappy  man  ;  otherwise,  how  is  it  possible  but  that, 
of  so  many  perpetrators,  and  engaged  in  so  public  an  action 
for  such  a  length  of  time,  one  at  least  must  have  been 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  405 

i  cognised  ?  Even  this  wench,  for  aught  I  can  tell,  may 
be  a  depository  of  the  secret. — Hark  you,  young  woman, 
1.  id  you  any  friends  engaged  in  the  Porteous  mob  ?  " 

No,  madam,"  answered  Jeanie,  happy  that  the  question 

is  so  framed  that  she  could,  with  a  good  conscience, 
answer  it  in  the  negative. 

"But  I  suppose,"  continued  the  queen,  "if  you  were 
possessed  of  such  a  secret,  you  would  hold  it  a  matter  of 
conscience  to  keep  it  to  yourself?" 

"  I  would  pray  to  be  directed  and  guided  what  was  the 
line  of  duty,  madam,"  answered  Jeanie. 

"  Yes,  and  take  that  which  suited  your  own  inclinations," 
replied  her  Majesty. 

"If  it  like   you,   madam,"  said  Jeanie,    "I   would  hae 

-.e  to  the  end  of  the  earth  to  save  the  life  of  John 
.  ^rteous,  or  any  other  unhappy  man  in  his  condition;  but 
I  might  lawfully  doubt  how  far  I  am  called  upon  to  be 
the  avenger  of  his  blood,  though  it  may  become  the  civil 
magistrate  to  do  so.  He  is  dead  and  gane  to  his  place, 
and  they  that  have  slain  him  must  answer  for  their  ain 
acL  But  my  sister — my  puir  sister  Effie,  still  lives,  though 
her  days  and  hours  are  numbered ! — She  still  lives,  and  a 
word  of  the  king's  mouth  might  restore  her  to  a  broken- 
hearted auld  man,  that  never,  in  his  daily  and  nightly 
exercise,  forgot  to  pray  that  his  Majesty  might  be  blessed 
with  a  long  and  a  prosperous  reign,  and  that  his  throne, 
and  the  throne  of  his  posterity,  might  be  established  in 
righteousness.  Oh,  madam,  if  ever  ye  ken'd  what  it  was 
to  sorrow  for  and  with  a  sinning  and  a  suffering  creature, 
whose  mind  is  sae  tossed  that  she  can  be  neither  ca'd  fit 
to  live  or  die,  have  some  compassion  on  our  miserj' !  — 
Save  an  honest  house  from  dishonour,  ^nd  an  unhappy 
girl,  not  eighteen  years  of  age,  from  an  early  and  dreadful 
death !  Alas !  it  is  not  when  we  sleep  soft  and  wake 
merrily  ourselves  that  we  think  on  other  people's  sufferings. 
Our  hearts  are  waxed  light  within  us  then,  and  we  are  for 
righting  our  ain  wrangs  and  fighting  our  ain  battles. 
But  when  the  hour  of  trouble  comes  to  the  mind  or  to  the 
body — and  seldom  may  it  visit  your  leddyship — and  when 
the  hour  of  death  comes,  that  comes  to  high  and  low — lang 
.vnd  late  may  it  be  yours — Oh,  my  leddy,  then  it  isna  what 

"  hae  dune  for  ourseUs,  but  what  we  hae  dune  for  others, 
Lt  we  think  on  maist  pleasantly.  And  the  thoughts  that 
hae  intervened  to  spare  the  puir  thing's  life  will  be  sweeter 


4o6  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

in  that  hour,  come  when  it  may,  than  if  a  word  of  your  mouth 
could  hanj^  the  haill  Porteous  mob  at  the  tail  of  ae  tow." 

Tear  followed  tear  down  Jeanie's  cheeks,  as,  her  features 
glowing  and  quivering  with  emotion,  she  pleaded  her 
sister's  cause  with  a  pathos  which  was  at  once  simple 
and  solemn. 

"This  is  eloquence,"  said  her  Majesty  to  the  Duke  of 
Argyle,  "Young  woman,"  she  continued,  addressing  her- 
self to  Jeanie,  "/  cannot  grant  a  pardon  to  your  sister — 
but  you  shall  not  want  my  warm  intercession  with  his 
Majesty.  Take  this  housewife  case,"  she  continued,  putting 
a  small  embroidered  needle-case  into  Jeanie's  hands;  "do 
not  open  it  now,  but  at  your  leisure — you  will  find  some- 
thing in  it  which  will  remind  you  that  you  have  had  an 
interview  with  Queen  Caroline." 

Jeanie,  having  her  suspicions  thus  confirmed,  dropped  on 
her  knees,  and  would  have  expanded  herself  in  gratitude  ; 
but  the  Duke,  who  was  upon  thorns  lest  she  should  say 
more  or  less  than  just  enough,  touched  his  chin  once  more. 

"Our  business  is,  1  think,  ended  for  the  present,  my 
Lord  Duke,"  said  the  queen,  "and,  I  trust,  to  your  satis- 
faction. Hereafter  I  hope  to  see  your  Grace  more  frequently, 
both  at  Richmond  and  St.  James's. — Come,  Lady  Suffolk, 
we  must  wish  his  Grace  good-morning." 

They  exchanged  their  parting  reverences,  and  the  Duke, 
so  soon  as  the  ladies  had  turned  their  backs,  assisted  Jeanie 
to  rise  from  the  ground,  and  conducted  her  bade  through 
the  avenue,  which  she  trode  with  tlie  feeling  of  one  who 
wallis  in  her  sleep. 


•  CH.\PTER  XXXVin. 

So  soon  as  I  can  win  the  offended  kingf, 
I  will  be  known  your  advoccitc. 

Cymheline. 

The  Duke  of  Argyle  led  the  way  in  silence  to  the  small 
postern  by  which  they  had  been  admitted  into  Richmond 
Park,  so  long  the  favourite  residence  of  Queen  Caroline. 
It  was  opened  by  the  same  half-seen  janitor,  and  they 
found  themselves  beyond  the  precincts  of  the  royal 
demesne.  Still  not  a  word  was  spoken  on  either  side. 
The   Duke   probably  wished  to  allow  his   rustic   prot^g^e 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  407 

time  to  recruit  her  faculties,  dazzled  and  sunk  with  colloquy 
sublime  ;  and  betwixt  what  she  had  guessed,  had  heard, 
and  had  seen,  Jeanie  Deans's  mind  was  too  much  agitated 
to  permit  her  to  ask  any  questions. 

The)'  found  the  carriage  of  the  Duke  in  the  place  where 
they  had  left  it  ;  and  when  they  resumed  their  places,  soon 
began  to  advance  rapidly  on  their  return  to  town. 

"  I  think,  Jeanie,"  said  the  Duke,  breaking  silence,  *'  you 
have  ever\'  reason  to  congratulate  yourself  on  the  issue  of 
your  inter\'iew  with  her  Majesty." 

"And  that  leddy  was  the  queen  hersell  ?  "  said  Jeanie; 
"  I  misdoubted  it  when  I  saw  that  your  lionour  didna  put 
on  your  hat — And  yet  I  can  hardly  believe  it,  even  when  I 
heard  her  speak  it  hersell." 

"  It  was  certainly  Queen  Caroline,"  replied  the  Duke 
' '  Have  you  no  curiosity  to  see  what  is  in  the  little 
pocket-book  ?  " 

"Do  you  think  the  pardon  will  be  in  it,  sir?"  said 
Jeanie,  with  the  eager  animation  of  hope. 

"Why,  no,"  replied  the  Duke  ;  "that  is  unlikely.  They 
seldom  carry  these  things  about  them,  unless  they  were 
likely  to  be  wanted  ;  and,  besides,  her  Majesty  told  you 
it  was  the  king,  not  she,  who  was  to  grant  iu" 

"  That  is  true  too,"  said  Jeanie  ;  "  but  I  am  so  confused 
in  my  mind — But  does  your  honour  think  there  is  a  certainty 
of  EITie's  pardon  then?"  continued  she,  still  holding  in  her 
hand  the  unopened  pocket-book. 

"Why,  kings  are  kittle  cattle  to  shoe  behind,  as  we  say 
in  the  north,"  replied  the  Duke  ;  "but  his  wife  knows  his 
trim,  and  I  have  not  the  least  doubt  that  the  matter  is 
quite  certain." 

"Oh,  God  be  praised!  God  be  praised!"  ejaculated 
Jeanie;  "and  may  the  gxide  leddy  never  want  the  heart's 
ease  she  has  gien  me  at  this  moment — And  God  bless  you 
too,  my  lord  I  without  your  help  I  wad  ne'er  hae  won 
near  her." 

The  Duke  let  her  dwell  upon  this  subject  for  a  considerable 
time,  curious,  perhaps,  to  see  how  long  the  feelings  of  grati- 
tude would  continue  to  supersede  those  of  curiosity.  But  so 
feeble  was  the  latter  feeling  in  Jeanie's  mind,  that  his  Grace, 
with  whom,  perhaps,  it  was  for  tlie  time  a  little  stronger, 
was  obliged  once  more  to  bring  forward  the  subject  of  the 
queen's  presenL  It  was  opened  accordingly.  In  the  inside 
of  the  case  were  tlio  usual  assortment  of  silk  and  needles 


4o8  THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

with  scissors,  tweezers,  etc.  ;  and  in  the  pocket  was  a  bank- 
bill  for  fifty  pounds. 

The  Duke  had  no  sooner  informed  Jeanie  of  the  value  of 
this  last  document,  for  she  was  unaccustomed  to  see  notes 
for  such  sums,  that  she  expressed  her  regret  at  the  mistake 
which  had  taken  place.  "For  the  hussy  itsell,"  she  said, 
' '  was  a  very  valuable  thing  for  a  keepsake,  with  the 
queen's  name  written  in  the  inside  with  her  ain  hand 
doubtless — Caroline — as  plain  as  could  be,  and  a  crown 
drawn  aboon  it." 

She  therefore  tendered  the  bill  to  the  Duke,  requesting 
him  to  find  some  mode  of  returning  it  to  the  royal  owner. 

"No,  no,  Jeanie,"  said  the  Duke,  "there  is  no  mistake 
in  the  case.  Her  Majesty  knows  you  have  been  put  to 
great  expense,  and  she  wishes  to  make  it  up  to  you." 

"  I  am  sure  she  is  even  ower  gude,"  said  Jeanie,  "and  it 
glads  me  muckle  that  I  can  pay  back  Dumbiedikes  his 
siller,  without  distressing  my  father,  honest  man." 

"Dumbiedikes?  What,  a  freeholder  of  Mid-Lothian,  is 
he  not  ? "  said  his  Grace,  whose  occasional  residence  in 
that  county  made  him  acquainted  with  most  of  the  heritors, 
as  landed  persons  are  ternned  in  Scotland — "  He  has  a  house 
not  far  from  Dalkeith,  wears  a  black  wig  and  a  laced  hat  ?  " 

"Yes,  sir,"  answered  Jeanie,  who  had  her  reasons  for 
being  brief  in  her  answers  upon  this  topic. 

"  Ah  !  my  old  friend  Dumbie  I  "  said  the  Duke  ;  "  I  have 
thrice  seen  him  fou,  and  only  once  heard  the  sound  of  his 
voice — Is  he  a  cousin  of  yours,  Jeanie  ?  " 

"  No,  sir — my  lord." 

"  Then  he  must  be  a  well-wisher,  I  suspect  ?  " 

"Ye — yes, — my  lord,  sir,"  answeied  Jeanie,  blushing, 
and  with  hesitation. 

"  Aha !  then,  if  the  Laird  starts,  I  suppose  my  friend 
Butler  must  be  in  some  danger  ?  " 

"Oh,  no,  sir,"  answered  Jeanie  much  more  readily,  but 
at  the  same  time  blushing  much  more  deeply. 

"Well,  Jeanie,"  said  the  Duke,  "you  are  a  girl  may  be 
safely  trusted  with  your  own  matters,  and  I  shall  inquire  no 
further  about  them.  But  as  to  this  same  pardon,  I  must 
see  to  get  it  passed  through  the  pi'oper  forms  ;  and  I  have  i 
a  friend  in  office  who  will,  for  auld  lang  syne,  do  me  so 
much  favour.  And  then,  Jeanie,  as  I  shall  have  occasion 
to  send  an  express  down  to  Scotland,  who  will  travel  with 
it  safer  and  more  swiftly  than  you  can  do,  I  will  take  care 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTH  I  AN.  409 

.  ;  have  it  put  into  the  proper  channel  ;  meanwhile,  you  may 
urite  to  your  friends,  by  post,  of  your  good  success." 

"And  does  your  Honour  think,"  said  Jeanie,  "that  will 
do  as  weel  as  if  1  were  to  take  my  tap  in  my  lap,*  and  slip 
try  ways  hame  again  on  my  ain  errand  ?  " 

'Much  better,  certainly,"  said  the  Duke.     "You  know 

^  roads  are  not  very  safe  for  a  single  woman  to  travel." 

Jeanie  internally  acquiesced  in  this  observation. 

"And  1  have  a  plan  for  you  besides.  One  of  the 
Duchess's  attendants,  and  one  of  mine — your  acquaintance 
Archibald — are  going  down  to  Inverarv  in  a  light  calash, 
with  four  horses  I  have  bought,  and  there  is  room  enough 
in  the  carriage  for  you  to  go  with  them  as  far  as  Glasgow, 
where  Archibald  will  find  means  of  sending  you  safely  to 
Edinburgh. — And  in  the  way,  I  beg  you  will  teach  the 
Woman  as  much  as  you  can  of  the  mystery  of  cheese- 
making,  for  she  is  to  have  a  charge  in  the  dairy,  and  I 
dare  swear  you  are  as  tidy  about  your  milk-pail  as  about 
your  dress. " 

"Does  your  Honour  like  cheese?"  said  Jeanie,  with  a 
gleam  of  conscious  delight  as  she  asked  the  question. 

"  Like  it  ?  "  said  the  Duke,  whose  good-nature  anticipated 
what  was  to  follow — "cakes  and  cheese  are  a  dinner  for  an 
emperor,  let  alone  a  Highlandman." 

"Because,"  said  Jeanie,  with  modest  confidence,  and 
great  and  evident  self-gratulation,  "we  have  been  thought 
so  particular  in  making  cheese,  that  some  folk  think  it  as 
gude  as  the  real  Dunlop  ;  and  if  your  Honour's  Grace  wad 
but  accept  a  stane  or  twa,  blithe,  and  fain,  and  proud  it  wad 
make  us !  But  maybe  ye  may  like  the  ewe-milk,  that  is, 
the  Buckholmsidet  cheese  better  ;  or  maybe  the  gait-milk, 
as  ye  come  frae  the  Highlands — and  I  canna  pretend  just  to 
the  same  skeel  o'  them  ;  but  my  cousin  Jean,  that  lives  at 
Lockermacbus  in  Lammermuir,  I  could  speak  to  her, 
and " 

"Quite  unnecessary,"  said  the  Duke;    "the  Dunlop  is 
the  very  cheese  of  which  I  am  so  fond,  and  1  will  take  it 
as  the   greatest   favour  you   can   do   me  to    send    one    to 
Caroline  Park.    But  remember,  be  on  honour  with  it,  Jeanie 
and  make  it  all  yourself,  for  I  am  a  real  good  judge." 

•  Pack  up  my  belongings. 

t  The  hilly  pastures  of  Buckholm,  which  the  author  now  8ur\-ej-s, 
••  Not  in  the  frenzy  of  a  dreamer's  ej-e," 
ar;  famed  for  producing  the  best  ewe-milk  cheese  ia  the  south  of  Scotland. 


410  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"I  am  not  feared,"  said  Jeanie  confidently,  "that  I  may 
please  your  Honour  ;  for  I  am  sure  you  look  as  if  you  could 
hardly  find  fault  wi'  onybody  that  did  their  best ;  and  weel 
is  it  my  part,  I  trow,  to  do  mine." 

This  discourse  introduced  a  topic  upon  which  the  two 
travellers,  though  so  different  in  rank  and  education,  found 
each  a  good  deal  to  say.  The  Duke,  besides  his  other 
patriotic  qualities,  was  a  distinguished  agriculturist,  and 
proud  of  his  knowledge  in  that  department.  He  enter- 
tained Jeanie  with  his  observations  on  the  different  breeds 
of  cattle  in  Scotland,  and  their  capacity  for  the  dairy,  and 
received  so  much  information  from  her  practical  experience 
in  return,  that  he  promised  her  a  couple  of  Devonshire  cows 
in  reward  for  the  lesson.  In  short,  his  mind  was  so  trans- 
ported back  to  his  rural  employments  and  amusements,  that 
he  sighed  when  his  carriage  stopped  opposite  to  the  old 
hackney-coach,  which  Archibald  had  kept  in  attendance  at 
the  place  where  they  had  left  it.  While  the  coachman  again 
bridled  his  lean  cattle,  which  had  been  indulged  with  a  bite 
of  musty  hay,  the  Duke  cautioned  Jeanie  not  to  be  too  com- 
municative to  her  landlady  concerning  what  had  passed. 
"There  is,"  he  said,  "no  use  of  speaking  of  matters  till 
they  are  actually  settled  ;  and  you  may  refer  the  good  lady 
to  Archibald,  if  she  presses  you  hard  with  questions.  She 
is  his  old  acquaintance,  and  he  knows  how  to  manage  with 
her." 

He  then  took  a  cordial  farewell  of  Jeanie,  and  told  her  to 
be  ready  in  the  ensuing  week  to  return  to  Scotland — saw 
her  safely  established  in  her  hackney-coach,  and  rolled  off 
in  his  own  carriage,  humming  a  stanza  of  the  ballad  which 
he  is  said  to  have  composed  : — 

"  At  the  sight  of  Dumbarton  once  again, 
I'll  cock  up  my  bonnet  and  march  amain, 
With  my  claymore  hanging  down  to  my  heel, 
To  whang  at  the  bannocks  of  barley  meaL" 

Perhaps  one  ought  to  be  actually  a  Scotsman  to  conceive  ■ 
how  ardently,  under  all  distinctions  of  rank  and  situation, 
they  feel  their  mutual  connection  with  each  other  as  natives 
of  the  samecountr}'.  There  are,  I  believe,  more  associations 
common  to  the  inhabitants  of  a  rude  and  wild,  than  of  a 
well  cultivated  and    fertile,  country;    their  ancestors  have 


I 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  411 

,  ore  seldom  changed  their  place  of  residence  ;  their  mutual 
recollection  of  remarkable  objects  is  more  accurate  ;  the 
high  and  the  low  are  more  interested  in  each  other's  welfare  ; 
the  feelings  of  kindred  and  relationship  are  more  widely 
extended,  and,  in  a  word,  the  bonds  of  patriotic  affection, 
always  honourable  even  when  a  little  loo  exclusively 
strained,  have  more  influence  on  men's  feelings  and  actions. 
The  rumbling  hackney-coach  which  tumbled  over  th'e 
(then)  execrable  London  pavement,  at  a  rate  very  dilTerent 
from  that  which  had  conveyed  the  ducal  carriage  to 
Richmond,  at  length  deposited  Jeanie  Deans  and  her 
attendant  at  the  national  sign  of  the  Thistle.  Mrs. 
Glass,  who  had  been  in  long  and  anxious  expectation, 
now  rushed,  full  of  eager  curiosity  and  open  -  mouthed 
interrogation,  upon  our  heroine,  who  was  positively 
unable  to  sustain  the  overwhelming  cataract  of  her 
questions,  which  burst  forth  with  the  sublimity  of  a 
srand  gardyloo  : — "Had  slie  seen  the  Duke,  God  bless 
1 — the  Duchess — the  young  ladies  ? — Had  she  seen  tlie 
;,  God  bless  him — the  queen — the  Prince  of  Wales — 
■  e  Princess — or  any  of  the  rest  of  the  royal  family? — 
Hud  she  got  her  sister's  pardon? — Was  it  out  and  out — 
or  was  it  only  a  commutation  of  punishment? — How  far 
had  she  gone  —  where  liad  she  driven  to  —  whom  had 
she  seon  —  what  had  been  said  —  what  had  kept  her  so 
long  ?  " 

Such  were  the  various  questions  huddled  upon  each 
oilier  by  a  curiosity  so  eager,  that  it  could  hardly  wait  for 
its  own  gratification.  Jeanie  would  have  been  tnore  than 
sufficiently  embarrassed  by  this  overbearing  tide  of  inter- 
rogations, had  not  Archibald,  who  had  probably  received 
from  his  master  a  hint  to  that  purpose,  advanced  to  her 
rescue.  "Mrs.  Glass,"  said  .Archibald,  "his  Grace  desired 
me  particularly  to  say,  that  he  would  take  it  as  a  great 
favour  if  you  would  ask  the  young  woman  no  queslions, 
as  he  wishes  to  explain  to  you  more  distinctly  than  she  can 
do  how  her  affairs  stand,  and  consult  you  on  some  matters 
which  she  cannot  altogether  so  well  explain.  The  Duke 
'  will  call  at  the  Thistle  to-morrow  or  next  day  for  that 
'  purpose." 

I  "  His  Grace  is  very  condescending,"  said  Mrs.  Glass,  her 
(  zeal  for  inquiry  slaked  for  the  present  bv  the  dexterous 
\.  administration  of  this  sugar-plum — "his  Grace  is  sensible 
!'  that  1  am  in  a  manner  accountable  for  tlie  conduct  of  my 


4ia  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

young  kinswoman,  and  no  doubt  his  Grace  is  the  best 
judge  how  far  he  should  intrust  her  or  me  with  the 
management  of  her  affairs." 

"  His  Grace  is  quite  sensible  of  that,"  answered  Archibald, 
with  national  gravity,  "and  will  certainly  trust  what  he 
has  to  say  to  the  most  discreet  of  the  two ;  and  therefore 
Mrs.  Glass,  his  Grace  relies  you  will  speak  nothing  to  Mrs. 
Jean  Deans,  either  of  her  own  affairs  or  her  sister's,  until 
he  sees  you  himself.  He  desired  me  to  assure  you,  in  the 
meanwhile,  that  all  was  going  on  as  well  as  your  kindness 
could  wish,  Mrs.  Glass." 

"His  Grace  is  very  kind — very  considerate,  certainly, 
Mr.    Archibald — his   Grace's    commands    shall    be   obeyed, 

and But  you  have  had  a  far  drive,  Mr.  Archibald,  as  I 

guess  by  the  time  of  your  absence,  and  I  guess  "  (with  an 
engaging  smile)  "you  winna  be  the  waur  o'  a  glass  of  the 
right  Rosa  Solis." 

"I  thank  you,  Mrs.  Glass,"  said  the  great  man's  great 
man,  "  but  I  am  under  the  necessity  of  returning  to  my 
lord  directly."  And,  making  his  adieus  civilly  to  both 
cousins,  he  left  the  shop  of  the  Lady  of  the  Thistle. 

"  I  am  glad  your  affairs  have  prospered  so  well,  Jeanie, 
my  love,"  said  Mrs.  Glass  ;  "  though,  indeed,  there  was 
little  fear  of  them  so  soon  as  the  Duke  of  Argyle  was  so 
condescending  as  to  take  them  into  hand.  I  will  ask  you 
no  questions  about  them,  because  his  Grace,  who  is  most 
considerate  and  prudent  in  such  matters,  intends  to  tell 
me  all  that  you  ken  yourself,  dear,  and  doubtless  a  great 
deal  more  ;  so  that  anything  that  may  lie  heavily  on  your 
mind  may  be  imparted  to  me  in  the  meantime,  as  you  see 
it  is  his  Grace's  pleasure  that  I  should  be  made  acquainted 
with  the  whole  matter  forthwith,  and  whether  you  or  he 
tells  it,  will  make  no  difference  in  the  world,  ye  ken.  If 
I  ken  what  he  is  going  to  say  beforehand,  I  will  be  much 
more  ready  to  give  my  advice,  and  whether  you  or  he  tell 
me  about  it,  cannot  much  signify  after  all,  my  dear.  So 
you  may  just  say  whatever  you  like,  only  mind  I  ask  you 
no  questions  about  it" 

Jeanie  was  a  little  embarrassed.  She  thought  that  the 
communication  she  had  to  make  was  perhaps  the  only 
means  she  might  have  in  her  power  to  gratify  her  friendly 
and  hospitable  kinswoman.  ,  But  her  prudence  instantly 
suggested  that  her  secret  interview  with  Queen  Caroline, 
which  seemed  to  pass  under  a  certain  sort  of  mystery,  was 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  413 

not  a  proper  subject  for  the  gossip  of  a  woman  like  Mrs. 
Glass,  of  whose  heart  she  had  a  much  better  opinion  than 
of  her  prudence.  She,  therefore,  answered  in  general,  that 
the  Duke  had  had  the  extraordinary  kindness  to  make  very 
particular  inquiries  into  her  sister's  bad  affair,  and  that  he 
thought  he  had  found  the  means  of  putting  it  a'  straight 
again,  but  that  he  proposed  to  tell  all  that  he  thought  about 
the  matter  to  Mrs.  Glass  herself. 

This  did  not  quite  satisfy  the  penetrating  mistress  of  the 
Thistle.  Searching  as  her  own  small  rappee,  she,  in  spite 
of  her  promise,  urged  Jeanie  witli  still  further  questions. 
"Had  she  been  a'  that  time  at  Argyle  House?  Was  the 
Duke  with  her  the  whole  time?  and  had  she  seen  the 
Duchess  ?  and  had  she  seen  the  young  ladies — and  specially 
Lady  Caroline  Campbell?"  —  To  these  questions  Jeanie 
gave  the  general  reply,  that  she  knew  so  little  of  the  town 
that  she  could  not  tell  exactly  where  she  had  been  that 
she  had  not  seen  the  Duchess  to  her  knowledge  ;  that  she 
had  seen  two  ladies,  one  of  whom,  she  understood,  bore 
the  name  of  Caroline  ;  and  more,  she  said,  she  could  not 
tell  about  the  matter. 

"  It  would  be  the  Duke's  eldest  daughter.  Lady  Caroline 
Campbell — there  is  no  doubt  of  that,"  said  Mrs.  Glass  ; 
"but,  doubtless,  I  shall  know  more  particularly  through 
his  Grace. — And  so,  as  the  cloth  is  laid  in  the  little  parlour 
above  stairs,  and  it  is  paist  three  o'clock,  for  I  have  been 
waiting  this  hour  for  you,  and  I  have  had  a  snack  myself  ; 
and,  as  they  used  to  say  in  Scotland  in  my  time — I  do  not 
ken  if  the  word  be  used  now — there  is  ill  talking  between 
a  full  body  and  a  fasting." 


CHAPTER  XXXIX. 

Heaven  first  sent  letters  to  some  wretch's  a'd — 
Some  banish'd  lover,  or  some  captive  maid. 

Pope. 

By  dint  of  unwonted  labour  with  the  pen,  Jeanie  Deans 
contrived  to  indite,  and  give  to  the  charge  of  the  postman 
on  the  ensuing  day,  no  less  than  three  letters,  an  exertion 
altogether  strange  to  her  habits ;  insom.uch  so,  that,  if 
milk  had  been  plentj",  she  wo'jld  rather  have  made  thrice 
as  many  Dunlop  cheeses..    The  first  of  them  was  very  brief. 


414  THE    HEART   OF    MID-uOriilAN. 

It  was  addressed  to  Georg-e  Staunton,  Esq.  at  the  Rectory, 
WiUingham,  by  Grantham  ;  the  address  being  part  of  the 
information  which  she  had  extracted  from  the  communica- 
tive peasant  who  rode  before  her  to  Stamford.  It  was  in 
these  words  : — 

*'SlR,— 

"To  prevent  farder  mischieves,  whereof  there  hath  been 
enoug-h,  comes  these  :  Sir,  I  have  my  sister's  pardon  from  the 
queen's  Majesty,  whereof  I  do  not  doubt  you  will  be  glad, 
having  hadf  to  say  naut  of  matters  whereof  you  know  the 
purport.  So,  sir,  I  pray  for  your  better  welfare  in  bodie  and 
soul,  and  that  it  will  please  the  fisycian  to  visit  you  in  His 
good  time.  Alwaies,  sir,  I  pray  you  will  never  come  again 
to  see  my  sister,  whereof  there  has  been  too  much.  And  so, 
wishing  you  no  evil,  but  even  your  best  good,  that  you  may 
be  turned  from  your  iniquity  (for  why  suld  ye  die?)  I  rest  your 
humble  servant  to  command, 

"  Ye  ken  wha." 

The  rtext  letter  was  to  her  father.  It  is  too  long  alto- 
gether for  insertion,  so  we  only  give  a  few  extracts.  It 
commenced — 

•'  Dearest  and  truly  honoured  Father, — 

*'  This  comes  with  my  duty  to  inform  you,  that  it  has  pleased 
God  to  redeem  that  captivitie  of  my  poor  sister,  in  respect  the 
queen's  blessed  Majesty,  for  whom  we  are  ever  bouod  to  pray, 
hath  redeemed  her  soul  from  the  slayer,  granting  the  ransom 
of  her,  whilk  is  anc  pardon  or  reprieve.  And  1  spoke  with  the 
queen  face  to  face,  and  yet  live  ;  for  she  is  not  muckle  differing 
from  other  grand  leddies,  saving  that  she  has  a  stalely  presence, 
and  ecn  like  a  blue  huntin'  hawk's,  whilk  gaed  throu'  and  throu' 
me  like  a  Hieland  durk — And  all  this  good  was,  alway  under 
the  Great  Giver,  to  whom  all  are  but  instruments,  wrought  forth 
for  us  by  the  Duk  of  Argile,  wha  is  ane  native  true-hearted 
Scotsman,  and  not  pridefu',  like  other  folk  we  ken  of  —  and 
likewise  skeely  enow  in  bestial,  whereof  he  has  promised  to 
,i;ie  me  twa  Devonshire  kye,  of  which  he  is  enamoured,  although 
I  do  still  baud  by  the  real  hawkit  Airshire  breed — and  I  have 
promised  him  a  cheese  ;  and  I  wad  wuss  ye,  if  Gowans,  the 
brockit  cow,  has  a  quay  that  she  suld  suck  her  fill  of  milk,  as 
I  am  given  to  understand  he  has  none  of  that  breed,  and  is 
not  scornfu',  but  will  take  a  thing  frae  a  puir  body,  that  it 
may  lighten  their  heart  of  the  loading  of  debt  that  they 
awe  him.  Also  his  Honour  the  Duke  will  accept  ane  of  our 
Dunlop   cheeses,  and  it  sail  be  my  faut   if  a   better  was  ever 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHlAx\.  415 

yearned  in  Lovvden." — [Here  follow  some  observations  respecting 
the  breed  of  cattle,  and  the  produce  of  the  dairy,  which  it  is 
our  intention  to  )or%vard  to  the  Board  of  AgfricuUure.] — "  Never- 
theless, these  are  but  matters  of  the  after-harvest,  in  respect  of 
the  great  good  which  Providence  hath  gifted  us  with — and,  in 
especial,  poor  Effie's  life.  And  oh,  my  dear  father,  since  it 
hath  pleased  God  to  be  merciful  to  her,  let  her  not  want  your 
free  pardon,  whilk  will  make  her  meet  to  be  ane  vessel  of  grace, 
and  also  a  comfort  to  your  ain  graie  hairs.  Dear  father,  will 
ye  let  the  Laird  ken  that  we  have  had  friends  strangely  raised 
up  to  us,  and  that  the  talent  whilk  he  lent  me  will  be  thankfully 
repaid.  I  hae  some  of  it  to  the  fore  ;  and  the  rest  of  it  is  not 
knotted  up  in  ane  purse  or  napkin,  but  in  ane  wee  bit  paper,  as 
is  the  fashion  heir,  whilk  I  am  assured  is  gude  for  the  siller. 
And,  dear  father,  through  Mr.  Butler's  means  I  hae  gude 
friendship  with  the  Duke,  for  their  had  been  kindness  between 
their  forbears  in  the  auld  troublesome  time  bye -past.  And 
Mrs.  Glass  has  been  kind  like  my  very  mother.  She  has  a 
braw  house  here,  and  lives  bien  and  warm,  wi'  twa  servant 
lasses,  and  a  man  and  a  callant  in  the  shop.  And  she  is  to  send 
you  doun  a  pound  of  her  hie-dried,  and  some  other  tobaka, 
and  we  maun  think  of  some  propine  for  her,  since  her  kindness 
hath  been  great.  And  the  Duk  is  to  send  the  pardun  doun  by 
an  express  messenger,  in  respect  that  I  caima  travel  sae  fast  ; 
and  I  am  to  come  doun  wi'  twa  of  his  Honour's  servants — that 
is,  John  Archibald,  a  decent  elderly  gentleman,  that  says  he 
has  seen  you  lang  syne,  when  ye  were  buying  beasts  in  the 
west  frae  the  Laird  of  Aughtermuggitie — but  maybe  ye  winna 
mind  him — ony  way,  he's  a  civil  man — and  Mrs.  Dolly  Dutton, 
that  is  to  be  dairy-maid  at  Inverara ;  and  they  bring  me  on 
as  far  as  Glasgo',  whilk  will  make  it  nae  pinch  to  win  hame, 
whilk  I  desire  of  all  things.  May  the  Giver  of  all  good  things 
keep  j'e  in  your  outgauns  and  incomings,  whereof  devoutly 
prayeth  your  loving  dauter, 

"Jean  Deans." 

The  third  letter  was  to  Butler,  and  its  tenor  as  follows  : — 

*•  Master  Butler. 

"  Sir, — It  will  be  pleasure  to  you  to  ken,  that  all  I  came  for 
is,  thanks  be  to  God,  weel  dune  and  to  the  gude  end,  and  that 
your  forbear's  letter  was  right  welcome  to  the  Duke  of  Argile, 
and  that  he  wrote  your  name  down  with  a  kylevine  pen  in  a 
leathern  book,  whereby  it  seems  like  he  will  do  for  you  either 
wi'  a  scule  or  a  kirk  ;  he  has  enow  of  baith  as  I  am  assured. 
And  I  have  seen  the  queen,  which  gave  me  a  hussy-case  out  of 
her  own  hand.  She  iiad  not  her  crown  and  skeptre,  but  they 
itre  laid  by  for  her,  like  the  bairns'  best  claise,  to  be  worn  whea 


4i6  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

she  needs  them.  And  they  are  keepit  in  a  tour,  whilk  is  not 
like  the  tour  of  Libberton,  nor  yet  Craigmillar,  but  mair  like 
to  the  castell  of  Edinburgh,  if  the  buildings  were  taen  and  set 
down  in  the  midst  of  the  Nor'-Loch.  Also  the  queen  was  very 
bounteous,  giving  me  a  paper  worth  fifty  pounds,  as  I  am 
assured,  to  pay  my  expenses  here  and  back  agen.  Sae,  Master 
Butler,  as  we  were  aye  neebours'  bairns,  forby  ony  thing  else 
that  hae  been  spoken  between  us,  I  trust  you  winna  skrimp 
yoursell  for  what  is  needfu'  for  your  health,  since  it  signifies  not 
muckle  whilk  o'  us  has  the  siller,  if  the  other  wants  it  And 
mind  this  is  no  meant  to  baud  ye  to  ony  thing  whilk  ye  wad 
rather  forget,  if  ye  suld  get  a  charge  of  a  kirk  or  a  scule,  as 
above  said.  Only  I  hope  it  will  be  a  scule,  and  not  a  kirk, 
because  of  these  difficulties  anent  aiths  and  patronages,  whilk 
niight  gang  ill  doun  wi'  my  honest  father.  Only  if  ye  could 
compass  a  harmonious  call  frae  the  parish  of  Skreegh-me-dead, 
as  ye  anes  had  hope  of,  I  trow  it  wad  please  him  weel ;  since 
I  hae  heard  him  say,  that  the  root  of  the  matter  was  mair 
deeply  hafted  in  that  wild  muirland  parish  than  in  the  Canon- 
gate  of  Edinburgh.  I  wish  I  had  whaten  books  ye  wanted, 
Mr.  Butler,  for  they  hae  hail!  houses  of  them  here,  and  they 
are  obliged  to  set  sum  out  in  the  street,  whilk  are  said  cheap, 
doubtless,  to  get  them  out  of  the  weather.  It  is  a  muckle  place, 
and  I  hae  seen  sae  muckle  of  it,  that  my  poor  head  turns  round. 
And  ye  ken  lang  syne  I  am  nae  great  pen-woman — and  it  is 
near  eleven  o'clock  o'  the  night.  I  am  cumming  down  in  good 
company,  and /safe  —  and  I  had  troubles  in  gaun  up,  whilk 
makes  me  blither  of  travelling  wi'  ken'd  folk.  My  cousin,  Mrs. 
Glass,  has  a  braw  house  here,  but  a'  thing  is  sae  poisoned  wi' 
snufF,  that  I  am  like  to  be  scomfished  whiles.  But  what 
signifies  these  things,  in  comparison  of  the  great  deliverance 
whilk  has  been  vouchsafed  to  my  father's  house,  in  whilk  you, 
as  our  auld  and  dear  well-wisher,  will,  I  dout  not,  rejoice  and 
be  exceedingly  glad.  And  I  am,  dear  Mr.  Butler,  your  sincere 
well-wisher  in  temporal  and  eternal  things, 

"J.  D." 

After  these  labours  of  an  unwonted  kind,  Jeanie  retired 
to  her  bed,  yet  scarce  could  sleep  a  few  minutes  together, 
so  often  was  she  awakened  by  the  heart-stirring  conscious- 
ness of  her  sister's  safety,  and  so  powerfully  urged  to 
deposit  her  burden  of  joy,  where  she  had  before  laid  hef 
doubts  and  sorrows.  In  the  warm  and  sincere  exercises 
of  devotion. 

All  the  next,  and  all  the  succeeding  day,  Mrs.  Glass 
fidgeted  about  her  shop  in  the  agony  of  expectation,  liks 
a  pea  (to  use  a  vulgar  simile  wlilch  her  profession  renders 


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THE  HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN,  417 

ropriate)  upon  one  of  her  own  tobacco-pipes.  With 
tlie  tliird  morning  came  the  expected  coach,  with  four 
servants  clustered  behind  on  the  foot-board,  in  dark-brown 
and  yellow  liveries ;  the  Duke  in  person,  with  laced  coat, 
gold-headed  cane,  star  and  garter,  all,  as  the  story-book 
says,  very  grand. 

He  inquired  for  his  little  countrywoman  of  Mrs.  Glass, 
but  without  requesting  to  see  her,  probably  because  he 
was  unwilling  to  give  an  appearance  of  personal  intercourse 
betwixt  them,  wiiich  scandal  might  have  misinterpreted. 
"The  queen,"  be  said  to  Mrs.  Glass,  "had  taken  the  case 
of  her  kinswoman  into  her  gracious  consideration,  and 
being  specially  moved  by  the  affectionate  and  resolute 
character  of  the  elder  sister,  had  condescended  to  use  her 
powerful  intercession  with  his  Majesty,  in  consequence 
of  which  a  pardon  had  been  despatched  to  Scotland  to 
Ellie  Deans,  on  condition  of  her  banishing  herself  forth 
of  Scotland  for  fourteen  years.  The  King's  Advocate  had 
insisted,"  he  said,  "upon  this  qualification  of  the  pardon, 
having  pointed  out  to  his  Majesty's  ministers,  that,  within 
the  course  of  only  seven  years,  twenty-one  instances  of 
child-murder  had  occurred  in  Scotland." 

"Weary  on  him  I  "  said  Mrs.  Glass,  "what  for  needed 
he  to  have  telled  that  of  his  ain  country,  and  to  the  English 
folk  abune  a'?  I  used  aye  to  think  the  Advocate  a  douce 
decent  man,  but  it  is  an  ill  bird — begging  your  Grace's 
pardon  for  speaking  of  such  a  coorse  by-word.  And  then 
what  is  the  poor  lassie  to  do  in  a  foreign  land  ? — Why, 
wae's  me,  it's  just  sending  her  to  play  the  same 
pranks  ower  again,  out  of  sight  or  guioance  of  her 
friends." 

"Pooh!  pooh  1 "  said  the  Duke,  "that  need  not  be 
anticipated.  Why,  she  may  come  up  to  London,  or  she 
may  go  over  to  America,  and  marry  well  for  all  that  is 
come  and  gone." 

"  In  troth,  and  so  she  may,  as  your  Grace  is  pleased  to 
intimate,"  replied  Mrs.  Glass;  "and  now  I  think  upon  it, 
there  is  my  old  correspondent  in  Virginia,  Ephraim 
Buckskin,  that  has  supplied  the  Thistle  this  forty  years 
with  tobacco,  and  it  is  not  a  little  that  serves  our  turn, 
and  he  has  been  writing  to  me  this  ten  years  to  send  him 
out  a  wife.  The  carle  is  not  above  sixty,  and  hale  and 
hearty,  and  well  to  pass  in  the  world,  and  a  line  from  my 
hand  would  settle  the  matter,  and  Effie  Deans's  misfortune 


4i8  THE    HEART   OF    MlD-LOTHlAN. 

(forby  that  there  is  no  special  occasion  to  speak  about  it) 
would  be  thought  little  of  there." 

"Is  she  a  pretty  girl?"  said  the  Duke;  "her  sister 
does  not  get  beyond  a  good  comely  sonsy  lass." 

"Oh,  far  prettier  is  Effie  than  Jeanie,"  said  Mrs.  Glass; 
"  tliough  it  is  long  since  I  saw  her  mysell,  but  I  hear  of 
the  Deanses  by  all  my  Lowden  friends  when  they  come 
— your  Grace  kens  we  Scots  are  clannish  bodies." 

"So  much  the  better  for  us,"  said  the  Duke,  "and  the 
worse  for  those  who  meddle  with  us,  as  your  good  old- 
fashioned  Scots  sign  says,  Mrs.  Glass.  And  now  I  hope 
you  will  approve  of  the  measures  I  have  taken  for  restoring 
your  kinswoman  to  her  friends,"  These  he  detailed  at 
length,  and  Mrs.  Glass  gave  her  unqualified  approbation, 
with  a  smile  and  a  curtsey  at  every  sentence.  "And  now, 
Mrs.  Glass,  you  must  tell  Jeanie  I  hope  she  will  not  forget 
my  cheese  when  she  gets  down  to  Scotland.  Archibald 
has  my  orders  to  arrange  all  her  expenses." 

"  Begging  your  Grace's  humble  pardon,"  said  Mrs. 
Glass,  "  it's  a  pity  to  trouble  yourself  about  them  ;  the 
Deanses  are  wealthy  people  in  their  way,  and  the  lass 
has  money  in  her  pocket." 

"That's  all  very  true,"  said  the  Duke  ;  "but  you  know, 
where  MacCallummore  travels  he  pays  all ;  it  is  our  Highland 
privilege  lo  take  from  all  what  ive  want,  and  to  give  to 
all  what  they  want." 

"Your  Grace's  better  at  giving  than  taking,"  said 
Mrs.  Glass. 

"To  show  you  the  contrary,"  said  the  Duke,  "I  will 
fill  my  box  out  of  this  canister  without  paying  you  a 
bawbee ; "  and  again  desiring  to  be  remembered  to  Jeanie, 
with  his  good  wishes  for  her  safe  journey,  he  departed, 
leaving  Mrs.  Glass  uplifted  in  heart  and  m  countenance, 
the  proudest  and  happiest  of  tobacco  and  snuff  dealers. 

Reflectively,  his  Grace's  good- humour _  and  affability 
had  a  favourable  effect  upon  Jeanie's  situation.  Her 
kinswoman,  though  civil  and  kind  to  her,  had  acquired 
too  much  of  London  breeding  to  be  perfectly  satisfied 
with  her  cousin's  rustic  and  national  dress,  and  was, 
besides,  something  scandalised  at  the  cause  of  her  journey 
to  London.  Mrs.  Glass  might,  therefore,  have  been  less 
sedulous  in  her  attentions  towards  Jeanie,  but  for  the 
interest  which  tlie  foremost  of  the  Scottish  nobles  (for 
such,  in  all  men's  estimation,  was  the  Duke  of  Argyle) 


'  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  419 

.seemed  to  take  in  her  fate.  Now,  however,  as  a  kinswoman 
whose  virtues  and  domestic  affections  had  attracted  the 
notice  and  approbation  of  royalty  itself,  Jeanie  stood  to 
•her  relative  in  a  light  very  different  and  much  more 
•favourable,  and  was  not  only  treated  with  kindness,  but 
with  actual  observance  and  respect 

It  depended  upon  herself  alone  to  have  made  as  many 
visits,  and  seen  as  many  sights,  as  lay  within  Mrs.  Glass's 
power  to  compass.  But,  excepting  that  she  dined  abroad 
with  one  or  two  "far-away  kinsfolk,"  and  that  she  paid 
tlie  same  respect,  on  Mrs.  Glass's  strong  urgency,  to 
Mrs.  Deputy  Dabby,  wife  of  the  Worshipful  Mr.  Deputy 
Dabby,  of  Farringdon  Without,  she  did  not  avail  herself 
of  the  opportunity.  As  Mrs.  Dabby  was  the  second  lady 
of  great  rank  whom  Jeanie  had  seen  in  London,  she  used 
sometimes  afterwards  to  draw  a  parallel  betwixt  her  and 
the  queen,  in  which  she  observed,  that  "  Mrs.  Dabby  was 
dressed  twice  as  grand,  and  was  twice  as  big,  and  spoke 
twice  as  loud,  and  twice  as  muckle,  as  the  queen  did,  but 
she  hadna  tlie  same  goss-hawk  glance  that  makes  the 
skin  creep,  and  the  knee  bend  ;  and  though  she  had  very 
kindly  gifted  her  with  a  loaf  of  sugar  and  twa  punds  of 
tea,  yet  she  hadna  a'thegether  the  sweet  look  that  the 
queen  had  when  she  put  the  needle-book  into  her  hand." 

Jeanie  might  have  enjoyed  the  sights  and  novelties  of 
this  great  city  more,  had  it  not  been  for  the  qualification 
added  to  her  sister's  pardon,  which  greatly  grieved  her 
affectionate  disposition.  On  this  subject,  however,  her 
mind  was  somewhat  relieved  by  a  letter  which  she  received 
in  return  of  post,  in  answer  to  that  which  she  had  written 
to  her  father.  With  his  affectionate  blessing,  it  brought 
his  full  approbation  of  the  step  which  she  had  taken,  as 
one  inspired  by  the  immediate  dictates  of  Heaven,  and 
which  she  had  been  thrust  upon  in  order  that  she  might 
become  the  means  of  safety  to  a  perishing  household. 

"If  ever  a  deliverance  was  dear  and  precious,  this," 
said  the  letter,  "is  a  dear  and  precious  deliverance — and 
if  life  saved  can  be  made  more  sweet  and  savoury,  it  is 
when  it  cometh  by  the  hands  of  those  whom  we  hold  in 
the  ties  of  affection.  And  do  not  let  your  heart  be  dis- 
quieted within  you,  that  this  victim,  who  is  rescued  from 
the  horns  of  the  altar,  whereuntll  she  was  fast  bound  by 
the  chains  of  human  law,  is  now  to  be  driven  beyond  the 
ibounds  of  our  land.     Scotland  is  a  blessed  land  to  those 


420  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

who  love  the  ordinances  of  Christianity,  and  it  is  a  faer 
land  to  look  upon,  and  dear  to  them  who  have  dwelt  in  it 
a'  their  days  ;  and  weel  said  that  judicious  Christian, 
worthy  John  Livingstone,  a  sailor  in  Borrowstounness,  as 
the  famous  Patrick  Walker  reporteth  his  words,  that 
howbeit  he  thought  Scotland  was  a  Gehennah  of  wicked- 
ness when  he  was  at  home,  yet,  when  he  was  abroad,  he 
accounted  it  ane  paradise ;  for  the  evils  of  Scotland  he 
found  everywhere,  and  the  good  of  Scotland  he  found 
nowhere.  But  we  are  to  hold  in  remembrance  that 
Scotland,  though  it  be  our  native  land,  and  the  land  of 
our  fathers,  is  not  like  Goshen,  in  Egypt,  on  whilk  the 
sun  of  the  heavens  and  of  the  gospel  shineth  allenarly, 
and  leaveth  the  rest  of  the  world  in  utter  darkness. 
Therefore,  and  also  because  this  increase  of  profit  at 
St.  Leonard's  Crags  may  be  a  cauld  waff  of  wind  blaw- 
ing  from  the  frozen  land  of  earthly  self,  where  never 
plant  of  grace  took  root  or  grew,  and  because  my  concerns 
make  me  take  something  ower  muckle  a  grip  of  the  gear 
of  the  warld  in  mine  arms,  I  receive  this  dispensation 
anent  Effie  as  a  call  to  depart  out  of  Haran,  as  righteous 
Abraham  of  old,  and  leave  my  father's  kindred  and  my 
mother's  house,  and  the  ashes  and  mould  of  them  who 
have  gone  to  sleep  before  me,  and  which  wait  to  be  mingled 
with  these  auld  crazed  bonus  of  mine  own.  And  my  heart 
is  lightened  to  do  this,  when  I  call  to  mind  the  decay  of 
active  and  earnest  religion  in  this  land,  and  survey  the 
height  and  the  depth,  the  length  and  the  breadth,  of  national 
defections,  and  how  the  love  of  many  is  waxing  lukewarm 
and  cold ;  and  I  am  strengthened  in  this  resolution  to 
change  my  domicile  likewise,  as  I  hear  that  store-farms 
are  to  be  set  at  an  easy  mail  in  Northumberland,  where 
there  are  many  precious  souls  that  are  of  our  true,  though 
suffering  persuasion.  And  sic  part  of  the  kye  or  stock 
as  I  judge  it  fit  to  keep,  may  be  driven  thither  without 
incommodity — say  about  Wooler,  or  that  gate,  keeping 
aye  a  shouther  to  the  hills — and  the  rest  may  be  sauld  to 
gude  profit  and  advantage,  if  we  had  grace  weel  to  use 
and  guide  these  gifts  of  the  warld.  The  Laird  has  been 
a  true  friend  on  our  unhappy  occasions,  and  I  have  paid 
him  back  the  siller  for  Effie's  misfortune,  whereof  Mr. 
Nichil  Novit  returned  him  no  bal.ince,  as  the  Laird  and 
I  did  expect  he  wad  hae  done.  But  law  licks  up  a',  as 
the   common  folk  say.     I   have  had   the  siller  to  borrow 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  421 

out  o;  sax  purses.  Mr.  Saddletree  advised  to  give  tlie 
Laird  of  Lounsbeck  a  charge  on  his  band  for  a 
thousand  merks.  But  1  hae  nae  broo'  of  charges,  since 
that  awfu'  morning  that  a  tout  of  a  horn,  at  the  Cross  of 
Edinburgh,  blew  half  the  faithfu'  ministers  of  Scotland 
out  of  their  pulpits.  However,  I  sail  raise  an  adjudication, 
whilk  Mr.  Saddletree  says  comes  instead  of  the  auld 
apprisings,  and  will  not  lose  wcel-won  gear  with  the  like 
of  him  if  it  may  be  helped.  As  for  the  queen,  and  the 
credit  that  she  hath  done  to  a  poor  man's  daughter,  and 
the  mercy  and  the  grace  ye  found  with  her,  I  can  only 
pray  for  her  weel-being  here  and  hereafter,  for  the  establish- 
ment of  her  house  now  and  for  ever,  upon  the  throne  of 
these  kingdoms.  1  doubt  not  but  what  you  told  her 
Majesty,  that  I  was  the  same  David  Deans  of  whom  there 
was  a  sport  at  the  Revolution  when  I  noited  thegither  the 
heads  of  twa  false  prophets,  these  ungracious  Graces  the 
prelates,  as  they  stood  on  the  Hie  Street,  after  being 
expelled  from  the  Convention-parliament.  The  Duke  of 
Argyle  is  a  noble  and  true-hearted  nobleman,  who  pleads 
the  cause  of  the  poor,  and  those  who  have  none  to  help 
them  ;  verily  his  reward  shall  not  be  lacking  unto  him. — 
I  have  been  writing  of  many  things,  but  not  of  that  whilk 
lies  nearest  mine  heart.  I  have  seen  the  misguided  thing  ; 
she  will  be  at  freedom  the  morn,  on  enacted  caution  that 
she  shall  leave  Scotland  in  four  weeks.  Her  mind  is  in  an 
evil  frame — casting  her  eye  backward  on  Egypt,  I  doubt, 
as  if  the  bitter  waters  of  the  wilderness  were  harder  to 
endure  than  the  brick  furnaces,  by  the  side  of  which  there 
were  savoury  flesh-pots.  I  need  not  bid  you  make  haste 
down,  for  you  are,  excepting  always  my  Great  Master, 
my  only  comfort  in  these  straits.  I  charge  j'ou  to  withdraw 
your  feet  from  the  delusion  of  that  Vanity-fair  in  whilk 
you  are  a  sojourner,  and  not  to  go  to  their  worship,  whilk 
IS  an  ill-mumbled  mass,  as  it  was  weel  termed  by  James 
the  Sext,  though  he  afterwards,  with  his  unhappy  son, 
strove  to  bring  it  ower  back  and  belly  into  his  native 
kingdom,  wherethrough  their  race  have  been  cut  off  as 
foam  upon  the  water,  and  shall  be  as  wanderers  among 
the  nations — see  the  prophecies  of  Hosea,  ninth  and  seven- 
teenth, and  the  same,  tenth  and  seventh.  But  us  and 
our  house,  let  us  say  with  the  same  prophet  :  '  Let  us 
return  to  the  Lord,  for  he  hath  torn,  and  he  will  heal 
I  He  hath  smitten,  and  he  will  bind  us  up.'** 


422  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

He  proceeded  to  say,  that  he  approved  of  her  proposed 
mode  of  returning  by  Glasgow,  and  entered  into  sundry 
minute  particulars  not  necessary  to  be  quoted.  A  single 
line  in  the  letter,  but  not  the  least  frequently  read  by  the 
party  to  whom  it  was  addressed,  intimated  that  "  Reuben 
Butler  had  been  as  a  son  to  him  in  his  sorrows."  As  David 
Deans  scarce  ever  mentioned  Butler  before,  without  some 
gibe,  more  or  less  direct,  either  at  his  carnal  gifts  and 
learning,  or  at  his  grandfather's  heresy,  Jeanie  drew  a 
good  omen  from  no  such  qualifying  clause  being  added  to 
this  sentence  respecting  him. 

A  lover's  hope  resembles  the  bean  in  the  nursery  tale — 
let  it  once  take  root,  and  it  will  grow  so  rapidly,  that  in 
the  course  of  a  few  hours  the  giant  Imagination  builds 
a  castle  on  the  top,  and  by  and  by  comes  Disappointment 
with  the  "curtal  axe,"  and  hews  down  both  the  plant  and 
the  superstructure.  Jeanie's  fancy,  though  not  the  most 
powerful  of  her  faculties,  was  lively  enough  to  transport 
her  to  a  wild  farm  in  Northumberland,  well  stocked  with 
milk-cows,  yeald  beasts,  and  sheep  ;  a  meeting-house  hard 
by,  frequented  by  serious  Presbyterians,  who  had  united  in 
a  harmonious  call  to  Reuben  Butler  to  be  their  spiritual 
guide  ; — Effie  restored,  not  to  gaiety,  but  to  cheerfulness  at 
least ; — their  father,  with  his  gray  hairs  smoothed  down,  and 
spectacles  on  his  nose  ; — herself,  with  the  maiden  snood 
exchanged  for  a  matron's  curch — all  arranged  in  a  pew 
in  the  said  meeting-house,  listening  to  words  of  devotion, 
rendered  sweeter  and  more  powerful  by  the  affectionate  ties 
which  combined  them  with  the  preacher.  She  cherished 
such  visions  from  day  to  day,  until  her  residence  in  London 
began  to  become  insupportable  and  tedious  to  her ;  and 
it  was  with  no  ordinary  satisfaction  that  she  received  a 
summons  from  Argyle  House,  requiring  her  in  two  days  to 
be  prepared  to  join  their  northward  party. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  423 


CHAPTER  XU 

One  was  a  female,  who  had  g^rievous  ill 
Wrought  in  revenge,  and  she  enjoy'd  it  still  ; 
Sullen  she  was,  and  threatening  ;  in  her  eye 
Glared  the  stem  triumph  that  she  dared  to  die. 

Crabbe, 

Fhb  summons  of  preparation  arrived  after  Jeanie  Deans 
lad  resided  in  the  metropolis  about  three  weeks. 

On  the  morning  appointed  she  took  a  grateful  farewell 
)f  Mrs.  Glass,  as  that  good  woman's  attention  to  her 
)articularly  required,  placed  herself  and  her  movable  goods, 
vhich  purchases  and  presents  had  greatly  increased,  in  a 
lackney-coach,  and  joined  her  travelling  companions  in  the 
lousekeeper's  apartment  at  Argyle  House.  While  the 
airriage  was  getting  ready,  she  was  informed  that  the 
Duke  wished  to  speak  with  her  ;  and  being  ushered  into 
I  splendid  saloon,  she  was  surprised  to  find  that  he  wished 
o  present  her  to  his  lady  and  daughters. 

"I  bring  you  my  little  countrj-woman,  Duchess,"  these 
vere  the  words  of  the  introduction.  "With  an  army  of 
oung  fellows,  as  gallant  and  steady  as  she  is,  and  a  good 
rause,  I  would  not  fear  two  to  one." 

"  Ah,  papa  !  "  said  a  lively  young  lady,  about  twelve  years 
)ld,  "remember  you  were  full  one  to  two  at  Sheriff-muir, 
ind  yet  "  (singing  the  well-known  ballad) — 

"Some  say  that  we  wan,  and  some  say  that  they  wan. 
And  some  say  that  nane  wan  at  a',  man  ; 
But  of  ae  thing  I'm  sure,  that  on  SherifF-muir 
A  battle  there  was  that  I  saw,  man.'" 

"What,  little  Mary  turned  Tory  on  my  hands? — Tliis 
vill  be  fine  news  for  our  countrywoman  to  carry  down  to 
jcotland  ! " 

'We  qiay  all   turn  Tories  for  the  thanks  we   have  got 
"or  remaining  Whigs,"  said  the  second  young  lady. 

"Well,  hold  your  peace,  you  discontented  monkeys,  and 
>o  dress  your  babies  ;  and  as  for  the  Bob  of  Dunblane, 

"  If  it  wasna  weel  bobbit,  wcel  bobbit,  weel  bobbit 
If  it  wasna  wcel  bobbit,  we'll  bobb  it  again." 


424  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"Papa's  wit  is  running-  low,"  said  Lady  Mary:  "thi 
poor  gentleman  is  repeating  himself — he  sang  that  on  thi 
field  of  battle,  when  he  was  told  the  Highlanders  had  cu 
his  left  wing  to  pieces  with  their  claymores." 

A  pull  by  the  hair  was  the  repartee  to  this  sally. 

"  Ah !  brave  Highlanders  and  bright  claymores,"  said  th( 
Duke,  "well  do  I  wish  them,  'for  a'  the  ill  they've  doni 
me  yet,'  as  the  song  goes. — But  come,  madcaps,  say  ; 
civil  word  to  your  countrywoman — I  wish  ye  had  half  he: 
canny,  hamely  sense  ;  I  think  you  may  be  as  leal  and  true 
hearted." 

The  Duchess  advanced,  and,  in  a  tew  words,  in  whicl 
there  was  as  much  kindness  as  civility,  assured  Jeanie  o 
the  respect  which  she  had  for  a  character  so  affectionate 
and  yet  so  firm ;  and  added,  ' '  When  you  get  home,  yov 
will  perhaps  hear  from  me." 

"And  from  me."  "And  from  me."  '"And  from  me 
Jeanie,"  added  the  young  ladies  one  after  the  other,  "  fo 
you  are  a  credit  to  the  land  we  love  so  well." 

Jeanie,  overpowered  with  these  unexpected  compliments 
and  not  aware  that  the  Duke's  investigation  had  made  hin 
acquainted  with  her  behaviour  on  her  sister's  trial,  couh 
only  answer  by  blushing,  and  curtseying  round  and  round 
and  uttering  at  intervals,  "  Mony  thanks  1  mony  thanks  !  " 

"Jeanie,"  said  the  Duke,  "you  must  have  dock  an  ^dorroch 
or  you  will  be  unable  to  travel." 

There  was  a  salver  with  cake  and  wine  on  the  table 
He  took  up  a  glass,  drank  "to  all  true  hearts  that  lo'e( 
Scotland,"  and  oiTered  a  glass  to  his  guest, 

Jeanie,  however,  declined  it,  saying,  "that  she  had  neve 
tasted  wine  in  her  life." 

"How  comes  that,  Jeanie?"  said  the  Duke, — "  wint 
maketh  glad  the  heart,  you  know." 

"Ay,  sir,  but  my  father  is  like  Jonadab,  the  son  o 
Rechab,  who  charged  his  children  that  they  should  drlnl 
no  wine." 

"  I  thought  your  father  would  have  had  more  sense,"  sai( 
the  Duke,  "  unless,  indeed,  he  prefers  brandy.  But,  how 
ever,  Jeanie,  if  you  will  not  drink,  you  must  eat,  to  save  thi 
character  of  my  house." 

He  thrust  upon  her  a  large  piece  of  cake,  nor  would  hi 
permit  her  to  break  off  a  fragment,  and  lay  the  rest  on 
salver.     "Put  it   in  your   pouch,  Jeanie,"  said    he;    "yi 
will  be  glad  of  it  before  you  see  St  Giles's  steeple.     I  wii 


In 

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THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTlilAN.  425 

to  Heaven  I  were  to  see  it  as  soon  as  you  !  and  so  my  best 
ser\Ice  to  all  my  friends  ai  and  about  Auld  Reekie,  and  a 
blithe  journey  to  you." 

And,  mixing  the  frankness  of  a  soldier  wth  his  natural 
affability,  he  shook  hands  with  his  protegee,  and  committed 
her  to  the  charge  of  Archibald,  satisfied  that  he  had  pro- 
vided sufficiently  for  her  being  attended  to  by  his  domestics, 
from  the  unusual  attention  with  which  he  had  hunself 
treated  her.  » 

Accordingly,  in  the  course  of  her  journey,  she  found  both 
her  companions  disposed  to  pay  her  everj'  possible  civility, 
so  that  her  return,  in  point  of  comfort  and  safety,  formed 
a  strong  contrast  to  her  journey  to  London. 

Her  heart  also  was  disburdened  of  the  weight  of  grief, 
shame,  apprehension,  and  fear,  which  had  loaded  her  before 
her  interview  with  the  queen  at  Richmond.  But  the 
human  mind  is  so  strangely  capricious,  that,  when  freed 
from  the  pressure  of  real  misery,  it  becomes  open  and 
sensitive  to  the  apprehension  of  ideal  calamities.  She  was 
now  much  disturbed  in  mind,  that  she  had  heard  nothing 
from  Reuben  Butler,  to  whom  the  operation  of  writing  was 
so  much  more  familiar  than  it  was  to  herself. 

"It  would  have  cost  him  sae  little  fash,"  she  said  to 
herself:  "for  I  hae  seen  his  pen  gang  as  fast  ower  the 
;  r,  as  ever  it  did  ower  the  water  when  it  was  in  the 
goose's  wing.  Wae's  me !  maybe  he  may  be  badly — 
i^ui.  then  my  father  wad  likely  hae  said  something  about 
it — Or  maybe  he  may  hae  taen  the  rue,  and  kensna  how  to 
let  me  wot  of  his  change  of  mind.  He  needna  be  at 
muckle  fash  about  it," — she  went  on,  drawing  herself  up, 
though  the  tear  of  honest  pride  and  injured  affection 
gathered  in  her  eye,  as  she  entertained  the  suspicion, — 
"Jeanie  Deans  is  no  the  lass  to  pu'  him  by  the  sleeve,  or 
put  him  in  mind  of  what  he  wishes  to  forgeL  I  sail  wish 
him  weel  and  happy  a'  the  same  ;  and  if  he  has  the  luck 
to  get  a  kirk  in  our  country',  I  sail  gang  and  hear  him  just 
the  very  same,  to  show  that  1  bear  nae  malice."  And  as 
she  imagined  the  scene,  the  tear  stole  over  her  eye. 

In  these  melancholy  reveries,  Jeanie  had  full  time  to 
indulge  herself;  for  her  travelling  companions,  servants 
in  a  distinguished  and  fashionable  family,  had,  of  course, 
many  topics  of  conversation,  in  which  it  was  absolutely 
impossible  she  could  have  either  pleasure  or  portion.  She 
had,  therefore,  abundant  leisure  for  reflection,  and  even  for 


426  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

self-tormenting,  during  the  several  days  which,  indulging 
the  young  horses  the  Duke  was  sending  down  to  the  Nortn 
with  sufficient  ease  and  short  stages,  they  occupied  in 
reaching  the  neighbourhood  of  Carlisle. 

In  approaching  the  vicinity  of  that  ancient  city,  thej 
discerned  a  considerable  crowd  upon  an  eminence  at  a 
little  distance  from  the  high  road,  and  learned  from  some 
passengers  who  were  gathering  towards  that  busy  scene 
from  the  southward,  that  the  cause  of  the  concourse  was, 
the  laudable  public  desire  "to  see  a  domned  Scotch  witcl- 
and  thief  get  half  of  her  due  upo  Haribee-broo'  yonder,  foi 
she  was  only  to  be  hanged  ;  she  should  hae  been  boornec 
aloive,  an'  cheap  on't." 

"  Dear  Mr.  Archibald,"  said  the  dame  of  the  dairy  elect 
"  I  never  seed  a  woman  hanged  in  a'  my  life,  and  only  foui 
men,  as  made  a  goodly  spectacle." 

Mr.  Archibald,  however,  was  a  Scotchman,  and  promisee 
himself  no  exuberant  pleasure  in  seeing  his  countrywomar 
undergo  "  the  terrible  behests  of  law."  Moreover,  he  was  i 
man  of  sense  and  delicacy  in  his  way,  and  the  late  circum 
stances  of  Jeanie's  family,  with  the  cause  of  her  expeditior 
to  London,  were  not  unknown  to  him  ;  so  that  he  answerec 
drily,  it  was  impossible  to  stop,  as  he  must  be  early  a 
Carlisle  on  some  business  of  the  Duke's,  and  he  accordinglj 
bid  the  postillions  get  on. 

The  road  at  that  time  passed  at  about  a  quarter  of  a  mile'; 
distance  from  the  eminence,  called  Haribee  or  Harabee-brow 
which,  though  it  is  very  moderate  in  size  and  height,  h 
nevertheless  seen  from  a  great  distance  around,  owing  tc 
the  flatness  of  the  country  through  which  the  Eden  flows 
Here  many  an  outlaw,  and  border-rider  of  both  kingdoms 
had  wavered  in  the  wind  during  the  wars,  and  scarce  les! 
hostile  truces,  between  the  two  countries.  Upon  Harabee 
in  latter  days,  other  executions  had  taken  place  with  a: 
little  ceremony  as  compassion  ;  for  these  frontier  province: 
remained  long  unsettled,  and,  even  at  the  time  of  which  wi 
write,  were  ruder  tlian  those  in  the  centre  of  England. 

The  postillions  drove  on,  wheeling,  as  the  Penrith  roac 
led  them,  round  the  verge  of  the  rising  ground.  Yet  stil 
the  eyes  of  Mrs.  Dolly  Dutton,  which,  with  the  head  anc 
substantial  person  to  which  they  belonged,  were  all  turncc 
towards  the  scene  of  action,  could  discern  plainly  thi 
outline  of  the  gallows-tree,  relieved  against  the  clear  sky 
the   dark    shade  formed  by  the  persons  of  tlie  executlonei 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN  427 

and  the  criminal  upon  the  light  rounds  of  the  tall  aerial 
ladder,  until  one  of  the  objects,  launched  into  the  air,  gave 
unequivocal  signs  of  mortal  agony,  though  appearing  in  the 
distance  not  larger  than  a  spider  dependent  at  the  extremity 
of  his  invisible  thread,  while  the  remaining  form  descended 
from  its  elevated  situation,  and  regained  with  all  speed  an 
undistinguished  place  among  the  crowd.  This  termination 
of  the  tragic  scene  drew  forth,  of  course,  a  squall  from  Mrs. 
Dutton,  and  Jeanie,  with  instinctive  curiosity,  turned  her 
head  in  the  same  direction. 

The  sight  of  a  female  culprit  in  the  act  of  undergoing  the 
fatal  punishment  from  which  her  beloved  sister  had  been  so 
recently  rescued,  was  too  much,  not  perhaps  for  her  ner\-es, 
but  for  her  mind  and  feelings.  She  turned  her  head  to  the 
other  side  of  the  carriage,  with  a  sensation  of  sickness,  of 
loathing,  and  of  fainting.  Her  female  companion  over- 
whelmed her  with  questions,  with  proffers  of  assistance, 
with  requests  that  the  carriage  might  be  stopped — that  a 
doctor  might  be  fetched — that  drops  might  be  gotten — that 
burnt  feathers  and  assafoetlda,  fair  water,  and  hartshorn, 
might  be  procured,  all  at  once,  and  without  one  instant's 
delay.  Archibald,  more  calm  and  considerate,  only  desired 
the  carriage  to  pusl.  forward ;  and  it  was  not  till  they  had 
got  beyond  sight  of  the  fatal  spectacle,  that,  seeing  the 
deadly  paleness  of  Jeanle's  countenance,  he  stopped  the 
carriage,  and  jumping  out  himself,  went  in  search  of  the 
most  obvious  and  most  easily  procured  of  Mrs.  Dutton's 
pharmacopoeia — a  draught,  namely,  of  fair  water. 

While  .Archibald  was  absent  on  this  good-natured  piece  of 
ser\-ice,  damning  the  ditches  which  produced  nothing  but 
mud,  and  thinking  upon  the  thousand  bubbling  sprlnglets 
of  his  own  mountains,  the  attendants  on  the  execution  began 
to  pass  the  stationary  vehicle  in  their  way  back  to  Carlisle. 
From  their  half-heard  and  half-understood  words,  Jeanie, 

\  whose  attention  was  involuntarily  riveted  by  them,  as  that 
of  children  is  by  ghost  stories,  though  they  know  the  pain 
with  which  they  will  aften^'ards  remember  them,  Jeanie,  I 
say,  could  discern  that  the  present  victim  of  the  law  had 
died  game,  as  it  is  termed  by  those  unfortunates ;  that  is, 
sullen,  reckless,  and  impenitent,  neither   fearing   God  nor 

;  regarding  man. 

"A  sture  woife,  and  a  dour,"  said  one  Cumbrian  peasant, 
as  he  clattered  by  in  his  wooden  brogues,  with  a  noise  like 

'  the  trampling  of  a  dray-horse. 


4=8  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"  She  has  gone  to  ho  master,  with  ho's  name  in  her 
mouth,"  said  another.  "Shame  the  country  should  be 
harried  wi'  Scotch  witches  and  Scotch  bitches  this  gate — 
but  I  say  hang  and  drown." 

"Ay,  ay,  GaflFer  Tramp,  take  awa  yealdon,  take  awa 
low — hang  the  witch,  and  there  will  be  less  scathe  arnang 
us  ;  mine  owsen  hae  been  reckan  this  towmont." 

"  And  mine  bairns  hae  been  crining  too,  mon,"  replied  his 
neighbour. 

"Silence  wi' your  fule  tongues,  ye  churles,"  said  an  old 
woman,  who  hobbled  past  them,  as  they  stood  talking  near 
the  carriage;  "this  was  nae  witch,  but  a  bluidy-fingered 
thief  and  murderess." 

"Ay?  was  it  e'en  sae.  Dame  Hinchup?"  said  one  in  a 
civil  tone,  and  stepping  out  of  his  place  to  let  the  old  woman 
pass  along  the  footpath — "Nay,  you  know  best,  sure — but 
at  ony  rate,  we  hae  but  tint  a  Scot  of  her,  and  that's  a  thing 
better  lost  than  found. " 

The  old  woman  passed  on  without  making  any  answer, 

"Ay,  ay,  neighbour,"  said  Gaffer  Tramp,  "seest  thou 
how  one  witch  will  speak  for  t'other — Scots  or  English,  the 
same  to  them." 

His  companion  shook  his  head,  and  replied  in  the  same 
subdued  tone.  "Ay,  ay,  when  a  Sark-foot  wife  gets  on  her 
broomstick,  the  dames  of  Allonby  are  ready  to  mount,  just 
as  sure  as  the  by-word  gangs  o'  the  hills, 

"  If  Skiddaw  hath  a  cap, 
Criffel  wots  full  weel  of  that." 

"  But,"  continued  GaflFer  Tramp,  "  thinkest  thou  the 
daughter  o'  yon  hangit  body  isna  as  rank  a  witch  as  ho  ?  " 

"  I  kenna  clearly,"  returned  the  fellow,  "but  the  folk  are 
speaking  o'  swimming  her  i'  the  Eden."  And  they  passed 
on  their  several  roads,  after  wishing  each  other  good- 
morning. 

Just  as  the  clowns  left  the  place,  and  as  Mr.  Archibald 
returned  with  some  fair  water,  a  crowd  of  boys  and  girls, 
and  some  of  the  lower  rabble  of  more  mature  age,  came  up 
from  the  place  of  execution,  grouping  themselves  with  many 
a  yell  of  delight  around  a  tall  female  fantastically  dressed, 
who  was  dancing,  leaping,  and  bounding  in  the  midst  of 
tliem.  A  horrible  recollection  pressed  on  Jeanie  as  she 
looked  on  this  unfortunate  creature ;  and  the  reminiscence 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  429 

,„i  mutual,  for  by  a  sudden  exertion  of  great  strength  and 
agility,  Madge  Wildtire  broke  out  of  the  noisy  circle  of 
tormentors  who  surrounded  her,  and  clinging  fast  to  the 
door  of  the  calash,  uttered,  in  a  sound  betwixt  laughter  and 
screaming,  "  Eh,  d'ye  ken,  Jeanie  Deans,  they  hae  hangit 
our  mother  ?  "  Then  suddenly  changing  her  tone  to  that  of 
the  most  piteous  entreaty,  she  added,  "O  gar  them  let  me 
gang  to  cut  her  dow^n  ! — let  me  but  cut  her  down ! — she  is 
my  mother,  if  she  was  waur  than  the  deil,  and  she'll  be  nae 
mair  kenspeckle  than  half  hangit  Maggie  Dickson,  that 
cried  saut  mony  a  day  after  she  had  been  hangit ;  her 
voice  was  roupit  and  hoarse,  and  her  neck  was  a  wee 
agee,  or  ye  wad  hae  ken'd  nae  odds  on  her  frae  ony  other 
saut-wife." 

Mr.  Archibald,  embarrassed  by  the  madwoman's  clinging 
to  the  carriage,  and  detaining  around  them  her  noisy  and 
mischievous  attendants,  was  all  this  while  looking  out  for 
a  constable  or  beadle,  to  whom  he  might  commit  the 
unfortunate  creature.  But  seeing  no  such  person  of 
authority,  he  endeavoured  to  loosen  her  hold  from  the 
carriage,  that  they  might  escape  from  her  by  driving  on. 
This,  however,  could  hardly  be  achieved  without  some 
degree  of  violence :  Madge  held  fast,  and  renewed  her 
frantic  entreaties  to  be  permitted  to  cut  down  her  mother. 
"It  was  but  a  tenpenny  tow  lost,"  she  said,  "and  what 
was  that  to  a  woman's  life  ? "  There  came  up,  however, 
a  parcel  of  savage-looking  fellows,  butchers  and  graziers 
chiefly,  among  whose  cattle  there  had  been  of  late  a  ver^- 
generaJ  and  fatal  distemper,  which  their  wisdom  imputed 
to  witchcraft.  They  laid  violent  hands  on  Madge,  and  tore 
her  from  the  carriage,  exclaiming — "  What,  doest  stop  folk 
o' king's  highway?  Hast  no  done  mischief  enow  already, 
iwi'  thy  murders  and  thy  witcherings?  " 

"Oh,  Jeanie  Deans — Jeanie  Deans  1  "  exclaimed  tlie  poor 
inumiac,  "  save  my  mother,  and  1  will  take  ye  to  the 
Interpreter's  house  again, — and  I  will  teach  ye  a'  my  bonny 

Jiangs — and  I  will  tell  ve  what  came  o'  the "     The  rest 

■  of  her  entreaties  were  arowned  in  the  shouts  of  the  rabble. 

"  Save  her,  for  God's  sake  ! — Save  her  firom  those  people  I  " 
exclaimed  Jeanie  to  Archibald. 

"  She  is  mad,  but  quite  innocent  ;  she  is  mad,  gentlemen," 
said  Arcliibald  ;  "do  not  use  her  ill,  take   her   before   the 
.  Mayor." 
I     "Ay,  ay,  we'se  hae  care  enow  on  her,"  answered  one  of 


430  THE    HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

the  fellows;  "gang  thou  thy  gate,  man,  and  mind  thine 
own  matters." 

"  He's  a  Scot  by  his  tongue,"  said  another  ;  "and  an  he 
will  come  out  o'  his  whirHgig  there,  I'se  gie  him  his  tartan 
plaid  fu'  o'  broken  banes." 

It  was  clear  nothing  could  be  done  to  rescue  Madge ; 
and  Archibald,  who  was  a  man  of  humanity,  could  onlj 
bid  the  postillions  hurry  on  to  Carlisle,  that  he  might 
obtain  some  assistance  to  the  unfortunate  woman.  As 
they  drove  off,  they  heard  the  hoarse  roar  with  which  the 
mob  preface  acts  of  riot  or  cruelty,  yet  even  above  thai 
deep  and  dire  note,  they  could  discern  the  screams  of  the 
unfoi'tunate  victim.  They  were  soon  out  of  hearing  oi 
the  cries,  but  had  no  sooner  entered  the  streets  of  Carlisle, 
than  Archibald,  at  Jeanie's  earnest  and  urgent  entreaty, 
went  to  a  magistrate,  to  state  the  cruelty  which  was 
likely  to  be  exercised  on  this  unhappy  creature. 

In  about  an  hour  and  a  half  he  returned,  and  reported 
to  Jeanie  that  the  magistrate  had  very  readily  gone  ir 
person,  with  some  assistants,  to  the  rescue  of  the  un- 
fortunate woman,  and  that  he  had  himself  accompanied 
him  ;  that  when  they  came  to  the  muddy  pool,  in  which 
the  mob  were  ducking  her,  according  to  their  favourite 
inode  of  punishment,  the  magistrate  succeeded  in  rescuing 
her  from  their  hands,  but  in  a  state  of  insensibility, 
owing  to  the  cruel  treatment  which  she  had  received. 
He  added,  that  he  had  seen  her  carried  to  the  workhouse, 
and  understood  that  she  had  been  brought  to  herself,  and 
was  expected  to  do  well. 

This  last  averment  was  a  slight  alteration  in  point  ol 
fact,  for  Madge  Wildfire  was  not  expected  to  survive  the 
treatment  she  had  received ;  but  Jeanie  seemed  so  much 
agitated,  that  Mr.  Archibald  did  not  think  it  prudent  to 
tell  her  the  worst  at  once.  Indeed,  she  appeared  so 
fluttered  and  disordered  by  this  alarming  accident,  that, 
although  it  had  been  their  intention  to  proceed  to  Long- 
town  that  evening,  her  companions  judged  it  most  advisable 
to  pass  the  night  at  Carlisle. 

This  was  particularly  agreeable  to  Jeanie,  who  resolved, 
if  possible,  to  procure  an  interview  with  Madge  Wildfire. 
Connecting  some  of  her  wild  flights  with  the  narrative  oi 
George  Staunton,  she  was  unwilling  to  omit  the  oppor- 
tunity of  extracting  from  her,  if  possible,  some  informa- 
tion concerning  the  fate  of  that  unfortunate  infant  which 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  431 

..  .i  cost  her  sister  so  dear.  Her  acquaintance  with  the 
disordered  state  of  poor  Madge's  mind  did  not  permit  her 
„  to  cherish  much  hope  that  she  could  acquire  from  her  any 
useful  intelligence  :  but  then,  since  Madge's  mother  had 
suffered  her  deserts,  and  was  silent  for  ever,  it  was  her 
only  chance  of  obtaining  any  kind  of  information,  and 
she  was  loath  to  lose  the  opportunity. 

She  coloured  her  wish  to  Mr.  Archibald  by  saying, 
that  she  had  seen  Madge  formerly,  and  wished  to  know, 
as  a  matter  of  humanity,  how  she  was  attended  to  under 
her  present  misfortunes.  That  complaisant  person 
igimediately  went  to  the  workhouse,  or  hospital,  in 
which  he  had  seen  the  sufferer  lodged,  and  brought  back 
for  reply,  that  the  medical  attendants  positively  forbade 
her  seeing  any  one.  When  the  application  for  admit- 
tance was  repeated  next  day,  Mr.  Archibald  was  informed 
tiiat  she  had  been  very  quiet  and  composed,  insomuch 
that  the  clergyman,  who  acted  as  chaplain  to  the  estab- 
lishment, thought  it  expedient  to  read  prayers  beside  her 
bed,  but  that  her  wandering  fit  of  mind  had  returned 
soon  aiter  his  departure  ;  however,  her  countr\'woman 
might  see  her  if  she  chose  it.  She  was  not  expected  to 
live  above  an  hour  or  two. 

Jeanie  had  no  sooner  received  this  information,  than 
she  hastened  to  the  hospital,  her  companions  attending  her. 
They  found  the  dying  person  in  a  large  ward,  where  there 
were  ten  beds  of  which  the  patient's  was  the  only  one  occupied. 

Madge  was  singing  when  they  entered — singing  her 
own  wild  snatches  of  songs  and  obsolete  airs,  with  a  voice 
no  longer  overstrained  by  false  spirits,  but  softened, 
saddened,  and  subdued  by  bodily  exhaustion.  She  was 
still  insane,  but  was  no  longer  able  to  express  her 
I  wandering  ideas  in  the  wild  notes  of  her  former  state  of 
exalted  imagination.  There  was  death  in  the  plaintive 
tones  of  her  voice,  which  yet,  in  this  moderated  and 
melancholy  mood,  had  something  of  the  lulling  sound 
with  which  a  mother  sings  her  infant  asleep.  As  Jeanie 
entered,  she  heard  first  the  air,  and  then  a  part  of  the 
chorus  and  words,  of  what  had  been,  perhaps,  the  song  of 
a  joUy  harvest-home  : 

"  Our  work  is  over — over  now. 
The  goodman  wipes  his  weary  brow, 
The  last  long  warn  wends  slowly  away. 
And  we  are  free  to  sport  and  play. 


43a  THE   HEART  OF    MID-LOTHIAN. 

*•  The  nig'ht  comes  on  when  sets  the  sun, 
And  labour  ends  when  day  is  done. 
When  Autumn's  gone  and  Winter's  come, 
We  hold  our  jovial  harvest-home. " 

Jeanle  advanced  to  the  bed-side  when  the  strain  was 
finished,  and  addressed  Madge  by  her  name.  But  it  pro- 
duced no  symptoms  of  recollection.  On  the  contrary,  the 
patient,  like  one  provoked  by  interruption,  changed  her 
posture,  and  called  out,  with  an  impatient  tone,  "  Nurse 
—  nurse,  turn  my  face  to  the  wa',  that  I  may  never 
answer  to  that  name  ony  mair,  and  never  see  mair  §f 
a  wicked  world. " 

The  attendant  on  the  hospital  arranged  her  in  her  bed 
as  she  desired,  with  her  face  to  the  wall,  and  her  back  to 
the  light.  So  soon  as  she  was  quiet  in  this  new  position, 
she  began  again  to  sing  in  the  same  low  and  modulated 
strains,  as  if  she  was  recovering  the  state  of  abstraction 
which  the  interruption  of  her  visitants  had  disturbed.  The 
strain,  however,  was  different,  and  rather  resembled  the 
music  of  the  Methodist  hymns,  though  the  measure  of  the 
song  was  similar  to  that  of  the  former  : 

"When  the  fight  of  grace  is  fought, — 
When  the  marriage  vest  is  wrought — 
When  Faith  hath  chased  cold  Doubt  away, 
And  Hope  but  sickens  at  delay — 

"  When  Charity,  imprisoned  here. 
Longs  for  a  more  expanded  sphere, 
Doff  thy  robes  of  sin  and  clay  ; 
Christian,  rise,  and  come  away." 

The  strain  was  solemn  and  affecting,  sustained  as  it  was 
by  the  pathetic  warble  of  a  voice  which  had  naturally  been 
a  fine  one,  and  which  weakness,  if  it  diminished  its  power, 
had  improved  in  softness.  Archibald,  though  a  follower  of 
the  court,  and  a  pococurante  by  profession,  was  confused,  if 
not  aftected  ;  the  dairymaid  blubbered  :  and  Jeanie  felt  the 
tears  rise  spontaneously  to  her  eyes.  Even  the  nurse, 
accustomed  to  all  modes  in  which  the  spirit  can  pass,  seemed 
considerably  moved. 

The  patient  was  evidently  growing  weaker,  as  was 
intimated  by  an  apparent  difiiculty  of  breathing,  which 
seized  her  from  time  to  time,  and  by  the  utterance  of  low 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  433 

listless  moans,  intimating'  that  nature  was  succumbing  in 
the  last  conflict.  But  the  spirit  of  maJody,  which  must 
originally  have  so  strongly  possessed  this  unfortunate  young 
woman,  seemed,  at  every  interval  of  ease,  to  triumph  over 
her  pain  and  weakness.  And  it  was  remarkable  that  there 
could  always  be  traced  in  her  songs  something  appropriate, 
though  perhaps  only  obliquely  or  collaterally  so,  to  her 
present  situation.  Her  next  seemed  to  be  the  fragment  of 
some  old  ballad : 

*'  Cauld  is  mj  bed.  Lord  Archibald, 

And  sad  my  sleep  of  sorrow ; 
But  thine  sail  be  as  sad  and  caxild. 
My  fause  true-lo%'c  1  to-morrow. 

•'  And  weep  ye  not,  my  maidens  free, 
Thoug-h  death  your  mistress  borrow  | 
For  he  for  whom  I  die  to-day. 
Shall  die  for  me  to-morrow." 

Again  she  changed  the  tune  to  one  wilder,  less  mono- 
tonous, and  less  regular.  But  of  the  words  only  a  fragment 
or  two  could  be  collected  by  those  who  listened, to  this 
singular  scene : 

"  Proud  Malsle  is  in  the  wood, 
Walking  so  early  ; 
Sweet  Robin  sits  on  the  bush. 
Singing'  so  rarely. 

** '  Tell  me,  thou  bonny  bird. 
When  shall  I  marry  me?' — 
•  When  six  braw  gentlemen 
Kirk  ward  shall  carry  ye.' 

"  '  Who  makes  the  bridal  bed. 
Birdie,  say  truly?' — 
'  The  gray-headed  sexton. 
That  delves  the  grave  duly.* 

"  The  glow-worm  o'er  grave  and  stone 
Shall  light  thee  steady  ; 
The  ow!  from  the  steeple  sing, 
*  Welcome,  proud  lady.*" 

'     Her  voice  died  away  with  the  last  notes,  and  she  fell  into 
a  slumber,  from  which  the  experienced  attendant  assured 


434  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

them,  that   she   never  would  awake  at  all,  or  only  in  the 
death  agony. 

The  nurse's  prophecy  proved  true.  The  poor  maniac 
parted  with  existence,  without  again  uttering  a  sound  of 
any  kind.  But  our  travellers  did  not  witness  this  catas- 
trophe. They  left  the  hospital  as  soon  as  Jeanie  had 
satisfied  herself  that  no  elucidation  of  her  sister's  misfortunei 
was  to  be  hoped  from  the  dying  person.* 


CHAPTER    XLI. 

wilt  ihou  go  on  with  me  ? 
The  moon  is  brij^ht,  the  sea  is  calm, 
And  I  know  well  the  ocean  paths  .... 

Thou  wilt  go  on  with  me  ! 

Thalaba, 

The  fatigue  and  agitation  of  these  various  scenes  had 
agitated  Jeanie  so  much,  notwithstanding  her  robust 
strength  of  constitution,  that  Archibald  judged  it  necessary 
that  shp  should  have  a  day's  repose  at  the  village  of  Long- 
town.  It  was  in  vain  that  Jeanie  herself  protested  against 
any  delay.  The  Duke  of  Argyle's  man  of  confidence  was 
of  course  consequential  ;  and  as  he  had  been  bred  to  the 
medical  profession  in  his  youth  (at  least  he  used  this 
expression  to  describe  his  having,  thirty  years  before, 
pounded  for  six  months  in  the  mortar  of  old  Mungc 
Mangleman,  the  surgeon  at  Greenock),  he  was  obstinate 
whenever  a  matter  of  health  was  in  question. 

In  this  case  he  discovered  febrile  symptoms,  and  having 
once  made  a  happy  application  of  that  learned  phrase  te 
Jeanie's  case,  all  further  resistance  became  in  vain  ;  ant 
she  was  glad  to  acquiesce,  and  even  to  go  to  bed,  an< 
drink  water-gruel,  in  order  that  she  might  possess  hm 
soul  in  quiet,  and  without  interruption. 

Mr.  Archibald  was  equally  attentive  in  another  particular 
He  observed  that  the  execution  of  the  old  woman,  and  tht 
miserable  fate  of  her  daughter,  seemed  to  have  had  i 
more  powerful  effect  upon  Jeanie's  mind,  than  the  usua 
feelings  of  humanity  might  naturally  have  been  expcctei 
to  occasion.  Yet  she  was  obviously  a  strong-mmded 
.sensible  young  woman,  and  in  no  respect  subject  to  nervou 

•  Note  16.     Madge  Wildfire. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  435 

anections ;  and  therefore  Archibald,  being  ignorant  of 
any  special  connection  between  his  master's  prot^gfee  and 
these  unfortunate  persons,  excepting  that  she  had  seen 
Madge  formerly  in  Scotland,  naturally  imputed  the  strong 
impression  these  events  had  made  upon  her,  to  her  associ- 
ating them  with  the  unhappy  circumstances  in  which  her 
sister  had  so  lately  stood.  He  became  anxious,  therefore, 
to  prevent  anything  occurring  which  might  recall  these 
associations  to  Jeanie's  mind. 

Archibald  had  speedily  an  opportunity  of  exercising 
this  precaution.  A  pedlar  brought  to  Longtown  that 
evening,  amongst  other  wares,  a  large  broad-side  sheet, 
giving  an  account  of  the  "  Last  Speech  and  Execution  of 
Margaret  Murdockson,  and  of  the  barbarous  Murder  of 
her  Daughter,  Magdalene  or  Madge  Murdockson,  called 
Madge  VViidfire  ;  and  of  her  pious  Conversation  with  his 
Reverence  Archdeacon  Fleming  ; "  which  authentic  pub- 
lication had  apparently  taken  place  on  the  day  they  left 
Carlisle,  and  being  an  article  of  a  nature  peculiarly  accept- 
able to  such  country-folk  as  were  within  hearing  of  the 
transaction,  the  itinerant  bibliopoHst  had  forthwith  added 
them  to  his  stock  in  trade.  He  found  a  merchant  sooner 
than  he  expected ;  for  Archibald,  much  applauding  his 
own  prudence,  purchased  the  whole  lot  for  two  shillings 
and  ninepence  ;  and  the  pedlar,  delighted  with  the  profit 
of  such  a  wholesale  transaction,  instantly  returned  to 
Carlisle  to  supply  himself  with  more. 

The  considerate  Mr.  Archibald  was  about  to  commit 
his  whole  purchase  to  the  flames,  but  it  was  rescued  by 
the  yet  more  considerate  dair}'-damsel,  who  said,  very 
prudently,  it  was  a  pity  to  waste  so  much  paper,  which 
might  crepe  hair,  pin  up  bonnets,  and  serve  many  other 
useful  purposes ;  and  who  promised  to  put  the  parcel  into 
her  own  trunk,  and  keep  it  carefully  out  of  the  sight  of 
!  Mrs.  Jeanie  Deans:  "Though,  by  the  bye,  she  had  no 
great  notion  of  folk  being  so  very  nice.  Mrs.  Deans 
1  might  have  had  enough  to  think  about  the  gallows  all 
this  time  to  endure  a  sight  of  it,  without  all  this  to  do 
about  it." 

Archibald  reminded  the  dame  ot  the  dairy  of  the  Duke's 
very  particular  charge,  that  they  should  be  attentive  and 
dvil  to  Jeanie  ;  as  also  that  they  were  to  part  company 
soon,  and  consequently  would  not  be  doomed  to  obser\-ing 
any  one's  health  or  temper  during  the  rest  of  the  journey. 


436  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

With   which   answer   Mrs.    Dolly    Dutton   was   obliged   to 
hold  herself  satisfied. 

On  the  morning  they  resumed  their  journey,  and  prose- 
cuted it  successfully,  travelling  through  Dumfriesshire 
and  part  of  Lanarkshire,  until  they  arrived  at  the  small 
town  of  Rutherglen,  within  about  four  miles  of  Glasgow. 
Here  an  express  brought  letters  to  Archibald  from  the 
principal  agent  o*f  the  Duke  of  Argyle  in  Edinburgh. 

He  said  nothing  of  their  contents  that  evening  ;  but 
when  they  were  seated  in  the  carriage  the  next  day,  the 
faithful  squire  informed  Jeanle,  that  he  had  received 
directions  from  the  Duke's  factor,  to  whom  his  Grace  had 
recommended  him  to  carry  her,  if  she  had  no  objection, 
for  a  stage  or  two  beyond  Glasgow.  Some  temporary 
causes  of  discontent  had  occasioned  tumults  in  that  city 
and  the  neighbourhood,  which  would  render  it  unadvisable 
for  Mrs.  Jeanle  Deans  to  travel  alone  and  unprotected 
betwixt  that  city  and  Edinburgh ;  whereas,  by  going 
forward  a  little  farther,  they  would  meet  one  of  his  Grace's 
subfactors,  who  was  coming  down  from  the  Highlands 
to  Edinburgh  with  his  wife,  and  under  whose  charge  she 
might  journey  with  comfort  and  in  safety. 

Jeanle  remonstrated  against  this  arrangement.  "  She 
had  been  lang,"  she  said,  "  frae  hame — her  father  and  her 
sister  behoved  to  be  very  anxious  to  see  her — there  were 
other  friends  she  had  that  werena  wc^l  in  health.  She 
was  willing  to  pay  for  man  and  horse  at  Glasgow,  and 
surely  naebody  wad  meddle  wl'  sae  harmless  and  feckless 
a  creature  as  she  was. — She  was  muckle  obliged  by  the 
offer ;  but  never  hunted  deer  langed  for  its  resting-place 
as  I  do  to  find  myself  at  St.  Leonard's." 

The  groom  of  the  chambers  exchanged  a  look  with  his 
female  companion,  which  seemed  so  full  of  meaning,  that 
Jeanie  screamed  aloud — "O  Mr.  Archibald — Mrs.  Dutton, 
If  ye  ken  of  onything  that  has  happened  at  St.  Leonard's, 
for  God's  sake — for  pity's  sake,  tell  me,  and  dinna  keep 
me  In  suspense  1  " 

"  I  really  know  nothing,  Mrs.  Deans,"  said  the  groott^ 
of  the  chambers. 

"And  I — I — I  am  sure,  I  knows  as  little,"  said  the  dam* 
of  the  dairy,  while  some  communication  seemed  to  trembly 
on  her  lips,  which,  at  a  glance  of  Archibald's  eye,  sh% 
appeared  to  swallow  down,  and  compressed  her  lips  therej 
after  into  a  state  of  extreme  and  vigilant  firmness,   as  \v 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  437 

she  had  been  afraid  of  its  bolting    out   before  she   was 
aware. 

Jeanie  saw  that  there  was  to  be  something  concealed 
from  her,  and  it  was  only  the  repeated  assurances  of 
Archibald  that  her  father — her  sister — all  her  friends  were, 
as  far  as  he  knew,  well  and  happy,  that  at  all  pacified 
her  alarm.  From  such  respectable  peoplp  as  those  with 
whom  she  travelled  she  could  apprehend  no  harm,  and 
yet  her  distress  was  so  obvious,  that  Archibald,  as  a  last 
lesource,  pulled  out,  and  put  into  her  hand,  a  slip  of 
paper,  on  which  these  words  were  written  : — 

*'  Jeanie  Deans — You  will  do  me  a  favour  by  goings  with 
Archibald  and  my  female  domestic  a  day's  journey  beyond 
Glasgow,  and  asking  them  no  questions,  which  will  greatly 
oblige  your  friend, 

••  Argyle  &  Greenwich." 
\ 

Although  this  laconic  epistle,  from  a  nobleman  to  whom 
she  was  bound  by  such  inestimable  obligations,  silenced 
all  Jeanie's  objections  to  the  proposed  route,  it  rather 
added  to  than  diminished  the  eagerness  of  her  curiosity. 
The  proceeding  to  Glasgow  seemed  now  no  longer  to 
be  an  object  with  her  fellow-travellers.  On  the  contrary, 
they  kept  the  left-hand  side  of  the  river  Clyde,  and  travelled 
through  a  thousand  beautiful  and  changing  views  down 
the  side  of  that  noble  stream,  till,  ceasing  to  hold  its  inland 
chziracter,  it  began  to  assume  that  of  a  navigable  river. 

"You  are  not  for  gaun  intill  Glasgow  then?"  said 
Jeanie,  as  she  observed  that  the  drivers  made  no  motion 
for  inclining  their  horses'  heads  towards  the  ancient  bridge, 
which  was  then  the  only  mode  of  access  to  St.  Mungo's 
capital. 

"No,"  replied  Archibald;  "there  is  some  popular  com- 
motion, and  as  our  Duke  is  in  opposition  to  the  court, 
perhaps  we  might  be  too  well  received  ;  or  they  might 
take  It  in  their  heads  to  remember  that  the  Captain  of 
Carrick  came  down  upon  them  with  his  Highlandmen 
in  the  time  of  Shawfield's  Mob  in  1725,  and  then  we  would 
be  too  ill  received.  *     And,  at   any  rate,  it  is   best  for  us, 

•  In  1725,  there  was  a  great  riot  in  Glasgow  on  account  of  the  malt-tax. 
Among   the  troo[>s  brought  in    to   restore  order,  was   one  of  the  independent 


companies  of  Highlanders  levied  in  Argyleshire,  and  distinguished  in  a  lampoon 
of  tne  period,  as  "  Campbell  of  Carrick  and  his  Highland  thieves."  It  was 
called   Shawfield's   Mob,  because   much  of  the  popular  N-ioIence  was  directed 


riod,  as    "  Campbell  of  Carrick  and  his  Highland  thieves."     It  was 
awfield's   Mob,  because   much  of  the  popular  N-ioIence  was  c 
against  Daniel  Campbell,  Esq.  of  ShawGeld,  M.  P.,  Provost  of  the  town. 


438  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

and  for  me  in  particular,  who  may  be  supposed  to  possess 
his  Grace's  mind  upon  many  particulars,  to  leave  the 
good  people  of  the  Gorbals  to  act  according  to  their  own 
imaginations,  without  either  provoking  or  encouraging 
them  by  my  presence." 

To  reasoning  of  such  tone  and  consequence  Jeanie  had 
nothing  to  reply,  although  it  seemed  to  her  to  contain 
fully  as  much  self-importance  as  truth. 

The  carriage  meantime  rolled  on  ;  the  river  expanded 
itself,  and  gradually  assumed  the  dignity  of  an  estuary,  or 
arm  of  the.  sea.  The  influence  of  the  advancing  and  retiring 
tides  became  more  and  more  evident,  and  in  the  beautiful 
words  of  him  of  the  laurel  wreath,  the  river  waxed — 

A  broader  and  a  broader  stream. 

The  cormorant  stands  upon  its  sho.-ils, 
His  black  and  dripping-  wings 
Half  opened  to  the  wind. 

"Which  way  lies  Inverary?"  said  Jeanie,  gazing  on 
the  dusky  ocean  of  Highland  hills,  which  now,  piled  above 
each  other,  and  intersected  by  many  a  lake,  stretched  away 
on  the  opposite  side  of  the  river  to  the  northward.  "Is 
yon  high  castle  the  Duke's  hoose?  "  i 

"That,  Mrs.  Deans? — Lud  help  thee,"  replied  Archibald, 
"  that's  the  old  Castle  ot  Dumbarton,  the  strongest  place 
in  Europe,  be  the  other  what  it  may.  Sir  William  Wallace 
was  governor  of  it  in  the  old  wars  with  the  English,  and 
his  Grace  is  governor  just  now.  It  is  always  intrusted 
to  the  best  man  in  Scotland." 

"And  does   the    Duke    live    on  that  high  rock,   then?"; 
demanded  Jeanie. 

"  No,  no,  he  has  his  deputy-governor,  who  commands  in 
his  absence  ;  he  lives  in  the  white  house  j'ou  see  at  the  bottom  - 
of  the  rock — His  Grace  does  not  reside  there  himself."  1 

"I  think  not,  indeed,"  said  the  dairy-woman,  upon 
whose  mind  the  road,  since  they  had  left  Dumfries,  had 
made  no  very  favourable  impression;  "for  if  he  did,  he 
might  go  whistle  for  a  dairy-woman,  an  he  were  the  only 
duke  in  England.  I  did  not  leave  my  place  and  my  friends 
to  come  down  to  see  the  cows  starve  to  death  upon  hills  as 
they  be  at  that  pig-stye  of  Elfinfoot,  as  you  call  it,  Mr. 
Archibald,  or  to  be  perched  up  on  the  top  of  a  rock,  like  a 


THE    HEART   OF   MID-LOTHI.AJJ.  439 

squirrel  in  his  cage,  hung  out  of  a  three  pair  of  stairs 
window." 

Inwardly  chuckling  that  these  sv'mptoms  of  recalcitra- 
tion  had  not  taken  place  until  the  fair  malcontent  was. 
as  he  mentally  termed  it,  under  his  thumb,  Archibald 
coolly  replied,  "  that  the  hills  were  none  of  his  making, 
nor  did  he  know  how  to  mend  them  ;  but  as  to  lodging, 
the^'  would  soon  be  in  a  house  of  the  Duke's  in  a  very 
pleasant  island  called  Roseneath,  where  they  went  to  wait 
for  shipping  to  take  them  to  Inverarj',  and  would  meet 
the  company  with  whom  Jeanie  was  to  return  to 
Edinburgh." 

"  An  island  ?  "  said  Jeanie,  who,  in  the  course  of  her 
various  and  adventurous  travels,  had  never  quitted  terra- 
firma,  "  then  I  am  doubting  we  maun  gang  in  ane  of  these 
boats  ;  they  look  unco  sma',  and  the  waves  are  something 
rough,  and " 

"  ^Ir.  Archibald,"  said  Mrs.  Dutton,  "  I  will  not  consent 
to  it ;  I  was  never  engaged  to  leave  the  country',  and  I 
desire  you  will  bid  the  boys  drive  round  the  other  way  to 
the  Duke's  house." 

"  There  is  a  safe  pinnace  belonging  to  his  Grace,  ma'am, 
close  by,"  replied  Archibald,  "  and  you  need  be  under  no 
apprehensions  whatsoever." 

But  I  am  under  apprehensions,"  said  the  damsel ;  "and 
I  insist  upon  going  round  by  land,  Mr.  Archibald,  were  it 
ten  miles  about." 

"  I  am  sorr}'  I  cannot  oblige  you,  madam,  as  Roseneath 
happens  to  be  an  Lsland." 

"  If  it  were  ten  islands,"  said  the  incensed  dame,  "  that's 
no  rea-son  why  I  should  be  drowned  in  going  over  the  seas 
to  it." 

"  No  reason  why  you  should  be  drowned,  certainly, 
ma'am,"  answered  the  unmoved  g^oom  of  the  chambers, 
**  but  an  admirable  good  one  why  you  cannot  proceed  to  it 
by  land."     And,  fixed  his  master's  mandates  to  perform,  he 

E>inted  with  his  hand,  and  the  drivers,  tummg  off  the 
gh-road,  proceeded  towards  a  small  hamlet  of  fishing 
huts,  where  a  shallop,  somewhat  more  gaily  decorated 
than  any  which  they  had  yet  seen,  having  a  flag  which 
displayed  a  boar's  head,  crested  with  a  ducal  coronet, 
waitea  with  two  or  three  seamen,  and  zis  many  Highlanders. 
The  carriage  stopped,  and  the  men  began  to  unyoke 
Iflxeir  horses,  while   ilr.  Archibald  gravely  superintended 


440  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

the  removal  of  the  baggage  from  the  carriage  to  the  little 
vessel.  "Has  the  Caroline  been  long  arrived?"  said 
Archibald  to  one  of  the  seamen. 

"She  has  been  here  in  five  days  from  Liverpool,  and 
she's  lying  down  at  Greenock,"  answered  the  fellow. 

"Let  the  horses  and  carriage  go  down  to  Greenock 
then,"  said  Archibald,  "and  be  embarked  there  for  Inverary 
when  I  send  notice — they  may  stand  in  my  cousin's,  Duncan 
Archibald  the  stabler's, — Ladies,"  he  added,  "I  hope  you 
will  get  yourselves  ready  ;  we  must  not  lose  the  tide." 

"Mrs.  Deans,"  said  the  Cowslip  of  Inverary,  "you  may 
do  as  you  please — but  I  will  sit  here  all  night,  rather  than 
go  into  that  there  painted  egg-shell. — Fellow  —  fellow!" 
(this  was  addressed  to  a  Highlander  who  was  lifting  a 
travelling  trunk)  "that  trunk  is  mine,  and  that  there  band- 
box, and  that  pillion  mail,  and  those  seven  bundles,  and 
the  paper  bag ;  and  if  you  venture  to  touch  one  of  them, 
it  shall  be  at  your  peril." 

The  Celt  kept  his  eye  fixed  on  the  speaker,  then  turned 
his  head  towards  Archibald,  and  receiving  no  counter- 
vailing signal,  he  shouldered  the  portmanteau,  and  with- 
out further  notice  of  the  distressed  damsel,  or  paying  any 
attention  to  remonstrances,  which  probably  he  did  not 
understand,  and  would  certainly  have  equally  disregarded 
whether  he  understood  them  or  not,  moved  off"  with  Mrs. 
Dutton's  wearables,  and  deposited  the  trunk  containins 
them  safely  in  the  boat.  j 

The  baggage  being  stowed  in  safety,  Mr.  Archibald  • 
handed  Jeanie  out  of  the  carriage,  and,  not  without  some 
tremor  on  her  part,  she  was  transported  through  the  surf 
and  placed  in  the  boat.  He  then  offered  the  same  civility  to 
his  fellow-servant,  but  she  was  resolute  in  her  refusal  to 
quit  the  carriage,  in  which  she  now  remained  in  solitary 
state,  threatening  all  concerned  or  unconcerned  with  actions 
for  wages  and  board-wages,  damages  and  expenses,  and 
numbering  on  her  fingers  the  gowns  and  other  habiliments, 
from  which  she  seemed  in  the  act  of  being  separated  for 
ever.  Mr.  Archibald  did  not  give  himself  the  trouble  of 
making  many  remonstrances,  which,  indeed,  seemed  only 
to  aggravate  the  damsel's  indignation,  but  spoke  two  or 
three  words  to  the  Highlanders  in  Gaelic  ;  and  the  wily 
mountaineers,  approaching  the  carriage  cautiously,  and 
without  giving  the  slightest  intimation  of  their  intention,  at 
once  seized  the  recusant  so  effectually  fast  that  she  could 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  441 

neither  resist  nor  struggle,  and  hoisting  her  on  their 
shoulders  in  nearly  a  horizontal  posture,  rushed  down  with 
her  to  the  beach,  and  through  the  surf,  and,  with  no  other 
inconvenience  than  ruffling  her  garments  a  little,  deposited 
her  in  the  boat ;  but  in  a  state  of  surprise,  mortification,  and 
terror,  at  her  sudden  transportation,  which  rendered  her 
absolutely  mute  for  two  or  three  minutes.  The  men  jumped 
in  themselves  ;  one  tall  fellow  remained  till  he  had  pushed 
oflF  the  boat,  and  then  tumbled  in  upon  his  companions. 
They  took  their  oars  and  began  to  pull  from  the  shore,  then 
spread  their  sail,  and  drove  merrily  across  the  firth. 

"You  Scotch  villain!"  said  the  infuriated  damsel  to 
Archibald,  "how  dare  you  use  a  person  like  me  in  this 
way  ?  " 

"  Madam,"  said  Archibald,  with  infinite  composure,  "it's 
high  time  you  should  know  you  are  in  the  Duke's  countrv, 
and  that  there  is  not  one  of  these  fellows  but  would  throw 
you  out  of  the  boat  as  readily  as  into  it,  if  such  were  his 
Grace's  pleasure." 

"Then  the  Lord  have  mercy  on  me  I  "  said  Mrs.  Dutton. 
"  If  I  had  had  any  on  myself,  I  would  never  have  engaged 
with  you." 

"  It's  something  of  the  latest  to  think  of  that  now,  Mrs. 
Dutton,"  said  Archibald;  "but  I  assure  you,  you  will  find 
the  Highlands  have  their  pleasures.  You  will  have  a  dozen 
of  cow-milkers  under  your  own  authority  at  InVerary,  and 
you  may  throw  any  of  them  into  the  lake  if  you  have  a 
.mind,  for  the  Duke's  head  people  are  almost  as  great  as 
-himself." 

"This  is  a  strange  business,  to  be  sure,  Mr.  Archibald," 
said  the  lady ;  "  but  I  suppose  I  must  make  the  best  on't. — 
Are  you  sure  the  boat  will  not  sink  ?  it  leans  terribly  to  one 
'side,  in  my  poor  mind." 

"Fear  nothing,"  said  Mr.  Archibald,  taking  a  most 
important  pinch  of  snuff;  "this  same  ferr>-  on  Clyde  knows 
us  very  well,  or  we  know  it,  which  is  all  the  same  ;  no  fear 
of  any  of  our  people  meeting  with  any  accident.  We  should 
have  crossed  from  the  opposite  shore,  but  for  the  disturb- 
ances at  Glasgow,  which  made  it  improper  for  his  Grace's 
people  to  pass  through  the  city." 

"Are  you  not  afeard,  Mrs. 'Deans, "  said  the  dairv-vestal, 
addressing  Jeanie,  who  sat,  not  in  the  most  comfortable 
state  of  mind,  by  the  side  of  Archibald,  who  himself 
'managed  the  helm; — "are  you  not  afeared  of  these  wild 


44a  THE   HEART  OF   MlD-LOTHlAN. 

men  with  their  naked  knees,  and  of  this  nut-shell  of  a  thing, 
that  seems  bobbing  up  and  down  like  a  skimming-dish  in  a 
milk-pail  ?  " 

"No — no — madam,"  answered  Jeanie,  with  some  hesita- 
tion, "  I  am  not  feared  ;  for  I  hae  seen  Hielandmen  before, 
though  1  never  was  sae  near  them  ;  and  for  the  danger  of 
the  deep  waters,  I  trust  there  is  a  Providence  by  sea  as  well 
as  by  land." 

►  "Well,"  said  Mrs.  Dutton,  "it  is  a  beautiful  thing  to 
have  learned  to  write  and  read,  for  one  can  always  say  such 
fine  words  whatever  should  befall  them." 

Archibald,  rejoicing  in  the  impression  which  his  vigorous 
measures  had  made  upon  the  intractable  dairy-maid,  now 
applied  himself,  as  a  sensible  and  good-natured  man,  to 
secure  by  fair  means  the  ascendency  which  he  had  obtained 
by  some  wholesome  violence  ;  and  he  succeeded  so  well  in 
representing  to  her  the  idle  nature  of  her  fears,  and  the 
impossibility  of  leaving  her  upon  the  beach,  enthroned  in  an 
empty  carriage,  that  the  good  understanding  of  the  party 
was  completely  revived  ere  they  landed  at  Roseneath. 


CHAPTER   XLH. 

Did  Fortune  guide, 
Or  rather  Destiny,  our  bark,  to  which 
We  could  appoint  no  port,  to  this  best  place? 

Fletcher. 

The  islands  in  the  Firth  of  Clyde,  which  the  daily  passage 
of  so  many  smoke-pennoned  steam-boats  now  renders  so 
easily  accessible,  were,  in  our  father's  times,  secluded 
spots,  frequented  by  no  travellers,  and  few  visitants  of  any 
kind.  They  are  of  exquisite,  yet  varied  beauty.  Arran,  a 
mountainous  region,  or  Alpine  island,  abounds  with  the 
grandest  and  most  romantic  scenery.  Bute  is  of  a  softer 
and  more  woodland  character.  The  Cumrays,  as  if  to 
exhibit  a  contrast  to  both,  are  green,  level,  and  bare, 
forming  the  links  of  a  sort  of  natural  bar,  which  is  drawn 
along  the  mouth  of  the  firth,  leaving  large  intervals, 
however,  of  ocean.  Roseneath,  a  smaller  isle,  lies  much 
higher  up  the  firth,  and  towards  its  western  shore,  near 
the  opening  of  the  lake  called  the  Gare  Loch,  and  not 
far  from  the  Loch  Long  and  Loch  Seant,  or  the  Holy  Loch, 


*  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  4431 

iwhich  wind  from  the  mountains  of  the  Western  Highlands 
to  join  the  estuary  of  the  Clyde. 

In  these  isles  the  severe  frost  winds,  which  tyrannise 
over  the  vegetable  creation  during  a  Scottish  spring,  are 
comparatively  little  felt ;  nor,  excepting  the  gigantic 
strength  of  Arran,  are  they  much  exposed  to  the  Atlantic 
storms,  lying  land-locked  and  protected  to  the  westward 
by  the  shores  of  Ayrshire.  Accordingly,  the  weeping- 
willow,  the  weeping-birch,  and  other  trees  of  early  and 
pendulous  shoots,  flourish  in  these  favoured  recesses  in  a 
degree  unknown  in  our  eastern  districts  ;  and  the  air  is 
also  said  to  possess  that  mildness  which  is  favourable  to 
consumptive  cases. 

The  picturesque  beauty  ot  the  island  of  Roseneath,  in 
particular,  had  such  recommendations,  that  the  Earls  and 
Dukes  of  Argyle,  from  an  early  period,  made  it  their 
occasional  residence,  and  had  their  temporary  accommoda- 
tion in  a  fishing  or  hunting-lodge,  which  succeeding 
improvements  have  since  transformed  into  a  palace.  It 
was  in  its  original  simplicity,  when  the  little  bark,  which 
we  left  traversing  the  firth  at  the  end  of  last  chapter, 
approached  the  shores  of  the  isle. 

When  they#ouched  the  landing  place,  which  was  partly 
shrouded  by  some  old,  low  but  wide-spreading  oak-trees, 
intermixed  with  hazel-bushes,  two  or  three  figures  were 
seen  as  if  awaiting  their  arrival.  To  these  Jeanie  paid 
little  attention,  so  that  it  was  with  a  shock  of  surprise 
almost  electrical,  that,  upon  being  carried  by  the  rowers 
out  of  the  boat  to  the  shore,  she  was  received  in  the  arms 
of  her  father  I 

It  was  too  wonderful  to  be  believed — too  much  like  a  happy 
dream  to  have  the  stable  feeling  of  reality — She  extricated 
herself  from  his  close  and  affectionate  embrace,  and  held 
iiim  at  arms  length,  to  satisfy  her  mind  that  it  was  no 
illusion.  But  the  form  was  indisputable — Douce  David 
Deans  himself,  in  his  best  light-blue  Sunday's  coat,  with 
broad  metal-buttons,  and  waistcoat  and  breeches  of  the 
same,  his  strong  gramashes  or  leggins  of  thick  gray 
cloth — the  very  copper  buckles — the  broad  Lowland  blue 
bonnet,  thrown  back  as  he  lifted  his  eyes  to  Heaven  in 
speechless  gratitude — the  gray  locks  that  straggled  from 
beneath  it  down  his  weather-beaten  "haffets" — the  bald 
and  furrowed  forehead — the  clear  blue  eye,  that,  undlmmed 
'■V  years,  gleamed  bright  and  pale  from  under  its  shaggy 


444  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

gray  pent-house — the  features,  usually  so  stern  and  stoical, 
now  melted  into  the  unwonted  expression  of  rapturous 
joy,  affection,  and  gratitude — were  all  those  of  David  Deans  ; 
and  so  happily  did  they  assort  together,  that,  should  I  ever 
again  see  my  friends  Wilkie  or  Allan,  I  will  try  to  borrow 
or  steal  from  them  a  sketch  of  this  very  scene. 

"Jeanie — my  ain  Jeanie  —  my  best  —  my  maist  dutiful 
bairn — the  Lord  of  Israel  be  thy  father,  for  I  am  hardly 
worthy  of  thee !  Thou  hast  redeemed  our  captivity — 
brought  back  the  honour  of  our  house — Bless  thee,  my 
bairn,  with  mercies  promised  and  purchased ! — But  He 
has  blessed  thee,  in  the  good  of  which  He  has  made  thee 
the  Instrument." 

These  words  broke  from  him  not  without  tears,  though 
David  was  of  no  melting  mood.  Archibald  had,  with 
delicate  attention,  withdrawn  the  spectators"  from  the 
interview,  so  that  the  wood  and  setting  sun  alone  were 
witnesses  of  the  expansion  of  their  feelings. 

"And  Effie? — and  Efifie,  dear  father  1  "  was  an  eager 
interjectlonal  question  which  Jeanie  repeatedly  threw  in 
among  her  expressions  of  joyful  thankfulness. 

"Ye  will  hear — ye  will  hear,"  said  David  hastily,  and 
ever  and  anon  renewed  his  grateful  ackno\^edgments  to 
Heaven  for  sending  Jeanie  safe  down  from  the  land  of 
prelatic  deadness  and  schismatic  heresy ;  and  had  delivered 
her  from  the  dangers  of  the  way,  and  the  lions  that  were 
In  the  path. 

"And  Effie?"  repeated  her  affectionate  sister  again 
and  again.  "And — and" — (fain  would  she  have  said 
Butler,  but  she  modified  the  direct  inquiry) — "and 
Mr.  and  Mrs.  Saddletree  —  and  Dumbiedlkes  —  and  a' 
friends  ?  " 

"A'  weel — a'  weel,  praise  to  His  name  !  " 

"And — and  Mr.  Butler — he  wasna  weel  when  I  gaed 
awa  ?  " 

"  He  Is  quite  mended — quite  weel,"  replied  her  father, 

"  Thank  God— but  oh,  dear  father,  Effie  ?— Effie  ?  " 

"You  will  never  see  her  mair,  mv  bairn,"  answered 
Deans  in  a  solemn  tone — "You  are  the  ae  and  only  leaf 
left  now  on  the  auld  tree — heal  be  your  portion  1  " 

"She  is  dead! — She  is  slain  I — It  has  come  ower  late!" 
exclaimed  Jeanie,  wringing  her  hands. 

"No,  Jeanie,"  returned  Deans,  in  the  same  grave^, 
Bielancholy  tone.     "  She  lives  in  the  flesli,  and  is  at  freedom 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  445 

from  earthly  restraint,  if  she  were  as  much  alive  in  fiaith, 
and  as  free  from  the  bonds  of  Satan." 

"  The  Lord  protect  us  !  "  said  Jeanie — "  Can  the  unhappy 
bairn  hae  left  you  for  that  villain  ?  " 

"It  is  ower  truly  spoken,"  said  Deans — "she  has  left 
her  auld  father,  that  has  wept  and  prayed  for  her — she 
has  left  her  sister,  that  travailed  and  toiled  for  her  like  a 
mother — she  has  left  the  bones  of  her  mother,  and  the 
and  of  her  people,  and  she  is  ower  the  march  wi*  that 
>on  of  Belial — She  has  made  a  moonlight  flitting  of  it." 
He  paused,  for  a  feeling  betwixt  sorrow  and  strong 
ntment  choked  his  utterance. 
And  wi'  that  man  ? — that  fearfu'  man  ?  "  said  Jeanie. 

And  she  has  left  us  to  gang  aff  wi'  him  ? — O  Effie,  Effie, 
wha  could  hae  thought  it,  after  sic  a  deliverance  as  you 
lad  been  gifted  wi' !  " 

"  She  went  out  from  us,  my  bairn,  because  she  was  not 
of  us,"  replied  David.  "She  is  a  withered  branch  will 
lever  bear  fruit  of  grace — a  scapegoat  gone  forth  into  the 
vildemess  of  the  world,  to  carry  wi'  her,  as  I  trust,  the 
iins  of  our  little  congregation.  The  peace  of  the  warld  gang 
vV  her,  and  a  better  peace  when  she  has  the  grace  to  turn 
.0  it !  If  she  is  of  His  elected.  His  ain  hour  will  come. 
iVhat  would  her  mother  have  said,  that  famous  and 
nemorable  matron,  Rebecca  M 'Naught,  whose  memory  is 
ike  a  flower  of  sweet  savour  in  Newbattle,  and  a  pot  of 
rankincense  in  Lugton?  But  be  it  sae — let  her  part — 
et  her  gang  her  gate — let  her  bite  on  her  ain  bridle — The 
-«rd  kens  His  time — She  was  the  bairn  of  prayers,  and 
inay  not  prove  an  utter  castaway.  But  never,  Jeanie — 
lever  more  let  her  name  be  spoken  between  you  and  me 
—She  hath  passed  from  us  like  the  brook  which  vanisheth 
■vhen  the  summer  waxeth  warm,  as  patient  Job  saith — 
«t  her  pass,  and  be  forgotten." 

There  was  a  melancholy  pause  which  followed  these 
«rpressions.  Jeanie  would  fain  have  asked  more  circum- 
tances  relating  to  her  sister's  departure,  but  the  tone  of 
ler  father's  prohibition  was  positive.  She  was  about  to 
nention  her  interview  with  Staunton  at  his  father's 
ectory;  but,  on  hastily  running  over  the  particulars  in 
ler  memory,  she  thought  that,  on  the  whole,  they  were 
^-^-f^  likely  to  aggravate  than  diminish  his  distress  of 
!.     She  _  turned,    therefore,    the    discourse    from    this 

.   .ful    subject,    resolving    to     suspend     further    inquirj- 


446  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

until  she  should  see  Butler,  from  whom  she  expected  to 
learn  the  particulars  of  her  sister's  elopement. 

But  when  was  she  to  see  Butler  ?  was  a  question  she 
could  not  forbear  asking  herself,  especially  while  her 
father,  as  if  eager  to  escape  from  the  subject  of  his 
youngest  daughter,  pointed  to  the  opposite  shore  of 
Dumbartonshire,    and    asking    Jeanie,     "if    it    werena    a 

Kleasant  abode  ?  "  declared  to  her  his  intention  of  removing 
is  earthly  tabernacle  to  that  country,  "in  respect  he  was 
solicited  by  his  Grace  the  Duke  of  Argyle,  as  one  well 
skilled  in  country  labour,  and  a'  that  appertained  to  flocks 
and  herds,  to  superintend  a  store-farm,  whilk  his  Grace  had 
taen  into  his  ain  hand  for  the  improvement  of  stock." 

Jeanle's  heart  sunk  within  her  at  this  declaration.  "  She 
allowed  it  was  a  goodly  and  pleasant  land,  and  sloped 
bonnily  to  the  western  sun ;  and  she  doubtedna  that  the 
pasture  might  be  very  gude,  for  the  grass  looked  green, 
for  as  drouthy  as  the  weather  had  been.  But  it  was  far 
frae  hame,  and  she  thought  she  wad  be  often  thinking  on 
the  bonny  spots  of  turf,  sae  fu'  of  gowans  and  yellow  king- 
cups, amang  the  Crags  at  St.  Leonard's." 

"  Dinna  speak  on't,  Jeanie,"  said  her  father;  "I  wish 
never  to  hear  it  named  mair — that  is,  after  the  rouping 
is  ower  and  the  bills  paid.  But  I  brought  a'  the  beasts 
ower-by  that  I  thought  ye  wad  like  best.  There  is  Gowans, 
and  there's  your  ain  brockit  cow,  and  the  wee  hawkit  ane, 
that  ye  ca'd — I  needna  tell  ye  how  ye  ca'd  it — but  I  couldna 
bid  them  sell  the  petted  creature,  though  the  sight  o't  may 
sometimes  gle  us  a  sair  heart — it's  no  the  poor  dumb 
creature's  fault — And  ane  or  twa  beasts  mair  I  hae  reserved, 
and  I  caused  them  to  be  driven  before  the  other  beasts, 
that  men  might  say,  as  when  the  son  of  Jesse  returned 
from  battle,  '  This  Is  David's  spoil.'  "  ^ 

Upon  more  particular  inquiry,  Jeanie  found  new  occasion 
to  admire  the  active  beneficence  of  her  friend,  the  Duke 
of  Argyle.  While  establishing  a  sort  of  experimental  farm, 
on  the  skirts  of  his  immense  Highland  estates,  he  had  beeft 
somewhat  at  a  loss  to  find  a  proper  person  in  whom  t«| 
vest  the  charge  of  it.  The  conversation  his  Grace  had  upoti 
country  matters  with  Jeanie  Deans  during  their  return  ffOlfli 
Richmond,  had  impressed  him  with  a  belief  that  the  fathfflsl 
whose  experience  and  success  she  so  frequently  quotedij 
must  be  exactly  the  sort  of  person  whom  he  wanted.  VVhea 
the  condition  annexed  to  liflie's  pardon  rendered  it  higW|| 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  447 

•  able  that  David  Deans  would  choose  to  chang'e  his 
place  of  residence,  this  idea  again  occurred  to  the  Duke 
more  strongly,  and  as  he  was  an  entliusiast  equally  in 
agriculture  and  in  benevolence,  he  imagined  he  was  serving 
the  purposes  of  both,  when  he  wrote  to  the  gentleman  in 
Edinburgh  intrusted  with  his  affairs,  to  inquire  into  the 
character  of  David  Deans,  oswfeeder,  and  so  forth,  at 
St.  Leonard's  Crags  ;  and  if  he  found  him  such  as  he  had 
Deen  represented,  to  engage  him  without  delay,  and  on 
;he  most  liberal  terms,  to  superintend  his  fancy-farm  in 
Dumbartonshire. 

The  proposal  was  made  to  old  David  by  the  gentleman 
JO  commissioned,  on  the  second  day  after  his  daughter's 
iardon  had  reached  Edinburgh.  His  resolution  to  leave 
5t  Leonard's  had  been  already  formed ;  the  honour  of  an 
sxpress  invitation  from  the  Duke  of  .\rgyle  to  superintend 
I  department  where  so  much  skill  and  diligence  was 
required,  was  in  itself  extremely  flattering ;  and  the  more 
!0,  because  honest  David,  who  was  not  without  an 
jxcellent  opinion  of  his  own  talents,  persuaded  himself 
hat,  by  accepting  this  charge,  he  would  in  some  sort 
epay  the  great  favour  he  had  received  at  the  hands  of 
he  Argyle  family.  The  appointments,  including  the 
ight  of  sufficient  grazing  for  a  small  stock  of  his  own, 
•vere  amply  liberal ;  and  David's  keen  eye  saw  that  the 
situation  was  convenient  for  trafficking  to  advantage  in 
highland  cattle.  There  was  risk  of  "her'ship"*  from 
he  neighbouring  mountains,  indeed,  but  the  awful  name 
>f  the  Duke  of  Argyle  would  be  a  great  security,  and  a 
rifle  of  black-mail  would,  David  was  aware,  assure  his 
^fety. 

Still,  however,  there  were  two  points  on  which  he 
laggled.  The  first  was  the  character  of  the  clergyman 
vith  whose  worship  he  was  to  join ;  and  on  this  delicate 
•oint  he  received,  as  we  will  presently  show  the  reader, 
•erfect  satisfaction.  The  next  obstacle  was  the  condition 
>f  his  youngest  daughter,  obliged  as  she  was  to  leave 
•Gotland  for  so  many  years. 

The  gentleman  of  the  law  smiled,  and  said,  "  There  was 
iO  occasion  to  interpret  that  clause  very  strictly — that  if 
he  young  woman  left  Scotland  for  a  few  months,  or  even 

*  Her'ship,  a  Scottish  word  which  may  be  said  to  be  now  obsolete ;  because, 
tirtunately,  the  practice  of  "  plundering  by  armed  force,"  which  is  it*  meaning. 
[OM  not  rc<iuire  to  be  commonly  spoken  of 


448  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

weeks,  and  came  to  her  father's  new  residence  by  sea 
from  the  western  side  of  England,  nobody  would  know  of 
her  arrival,  or  at  least  nobody  who  had  either  the  right 
or  inclination  to  give  her  disturbance.  The  extensive 
heritable  jurisdictions  of  his  Grace  excluded  the  inter- 
ference of  other  magistrates  with  those  living  on  his 
estates,  and  they  who  were  in  immediate  dependence  on 
him  would  receive  orders  to  give  the  young  woman  no 
disturbance.  Living  on  the  verge  of  the  Highlands,  she 
might,  indeed,  be  said  to  be  out  of  Scotland,  that  is, 
beyond  the  bounds  of  ordinary  law  and  civilisation." 

Old  Deans  was  not  quite  satisfied  with  this  reasoning  ; 
but  the  elopement  of  Effie,  which  took  place  on  the  third 
night  after  her  liberation,  rendered  his  residence  at  St 
Leonard's  so  detestable  to  him,  that  he  closed  at  once 
with  the  proposal  which  had  been  made  him,  and  entered 
with  pleasure  into  the  idea  of  surprising  Jeanie,  as  had 
been  proposed  by  the  Duke,  to  render  the  change  of 
residence  more  striking  to  her.  The  Duke  had  apprised 
Archibald  of  these  circumstances,  with  orders  to  act 
according  to  the  instructions  he  should  receive  from 
Edinburgh,  and  by  which,  accordingly,  he  was  directed  to 
bring  Jeanie  to  Roseneath. 

The  father  and  daughter  communicated  these  matters 
to  each  other,  now  stopping,  now  walking  slowly  towards 
the  Lodge,  which  showed  itself  among  the  trees,  at  about 
half  a  mile's  distance  from  the  little  bay  in  which  they 
had  landed. 

As  they  approached  the  house,  David  Deans  informed 
his  daughter,  with  somewhat  like  a  grim  smile,  which 
was  the  utmost  advance  he  ever  made  towards  a  mirthful 
expression  of  visage,  that  ' '  there  was  baith  a  worshipful 
gentleman,  and  ane  reverend  gentleman,  residing  therein. 
The  worshipful  gentleman  was  his  honour  the  Laird  of 
Knocktarlitie,  who  was  bailie  of  the  Lordship  under  the 
Duke  of  Argylc,  ane  Hieland  gentleman,  tarr'd  wi'  the 
same  stick,"  David  doubted,  "as  mony  of  them,  namely« 
a  hasty  and  choleric  temper,  and  a  neglect  of  the  highe| 
things  that  belong  to  salvation,  and  also  a  gripping  untQ 
the  things  of  this  world,  without  muckle  distmction  ai 
property ;  but,  however,  ane  gude  hospitable  gentlemai 
with  whom  it  would  be  a  part  of  wisdom  to  live  on 
gude  understanding  (for  Hielandmen  were  hasty,  ow^ 
nasty).     As   for   tlie    reverend    person    of   whom    he 


THE  HEART   OF    MID-LOTHIAN.  449 

ppoken,  he  was  candidate  by  favour  of  the  Duke  of  Argyle  " 
'for  David  would  not  for  the  universe  have  called  him 
presentee)  "for  the  kirk  of  the  parish  in  which  their  farm 
was  situated,  and  he  was  likely  to  be  highly  acceptable 
Linto  the  Christian  souls  of  the  parish,  who  were  hungering 
For  spiritual  manna,  having  been  fed  but  upon  sour 
Hieland  sowens  by  Mr.  Duncan  MacDonought,  the  last 
minister,  who  began  the  morning  duly,  Sunday  and 
Saturday,  with  a  mutchkin  of  usquebaugh.  But  I  need 
5ay  the  less  about  the  present  lad,"  said  David,  again 
^•rimly  grimacing,  "as  I  think  ye  may  hae  seen  him 
ifore  ;  and  here  he  is  come  to  meet  us." 

She  had   indeed   seen   him   before,   for  it  was    no   other 
iian  Reuben  Butler  himself. 


CHAPTER   XLHI. 

No  more  shalt  thou  behold  thy  sister's  face ; 
Thou  hast  already  had  her  last  embrace. 

Elegy  on  Mrs,  Anne  Ktlltgrew, 

This  second  surprise  had  been  accomplished  for  Jeanie 
Deans  by  the  rod  of  the  same  benevolent  enchanter,  whose 
DOwer  had  transplanted  her  father  from  the  Crags  of  St. 
Leonard's  to  the  banks  of  Gare  Loch.  The  Duke  of  Argyle 
.vas  not  a  person  to  forget  the  hereditary  debt  of  gratitude, 
vhich  had  been  bequeathed  to  him  by  his  grandfather,  in 
'avour  of  the  grandson  of  old  Bible  Butler.  He  had 
nternally  resolved  to  provide  for  Reuben  Butler  in  this 
cirk  of  Knocktarlitie,  of  which  the  incumbent  had  just 
departed  this  life.  Accordingly,  his  agent  received  the 
necessary  instructions  for  that  purpose,  under  the  qualifying 
rendition  always,  that  the  learning  and  character  of  Mr. 
Butler  should  be  found  proper  for  the  charge.  Upon 
nquiry,  these  were  found  as  highly  satisfactory  as  had 
3een  reported  in  the  case  of  David  Deans  himself. 

By  this  preferment,  the  Duke  of  Argyle  more  essentially 
Dcnefited  his  friend  and  protegee,  Jeanie,  than  he  himself 
vas  aware  of,  since  he  contributed  to  remove  objections 
n  her  father's  mind  to  the  match,  which  he  had  no  idea 
lad  been  in  existence. 

We  have  already  noticed  that  Deans  had  something  of 
1  prejudice  against  Butler,  which  was,  perhaps,  in  some 


450  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

degree  owing  to  his  possessing  a  sort  of  consciousness, 
that  the  poor  usher  loolced  with  eyes  of  aflfection  upon 
his  eldest  daughter.  This,  in  David's  eyes,  was  a  sin  of 
presumption,  even  although  it  should  not  be  followed  by 
any  overt  act,  or  actual  proposal.  But  the  lively  interest 
which  Butler  had  displayed  in  his  distresses,  since  Jeanie 
set  forth  on  her  London  expedition,  and  which,  therefore, 
he  ascribed  to  personal  respect  for  himself  individually, 
had  greatly  softened  the  feelings  of  irritability  with  which 
David  had  sometimes  regarded  him.  And  while  he  was 
in  this  good  disposition  towards  Butler,  another  incident 
took  -place  which  had  great  influence  on  the  old  man's 
mind. 

So  soon  as  the  shock  of  Effie's  second  elopement  was 
over,  it  was  Dean's  early  care  to  collect  and  refund  to  the 
Laird  of  Dumbiedikes  the  money  which  he  had  lent  for 
Effie's  trial,  and  for  Jeanie's  travelling  expenses.  The 
Laird,  the  pony,  the  cocked-hat,  and  the  tobacco-pipe,  had 
not  been  seen  at  St.  Leonard's  Crags  for  many  a  day ; 
so  that,  in  order  to  pay  this  debt,  David  was  under 
the  necessity  of  repairing  in  person  to  the  mansion  of 
Dumbiedikes. 

He  found  it  in  a  state  of  unexpected  bustle.  There  were 
workmen  pulling  down  some  of  the  old  hangings,  and 
replacing  them  with  others,  altering,  repairing,  scrubbing, 
painting,  and  white-washing.  There  was  no  knowing  the 
old  house,  which  had  been  so  long  the  mansion  of  sloth 
and  silence.  The  Laird  himself  seemed  in  some  confusion, 
and  his  reception,  though  kind,  lacked  something  of  the 
reverential  cordiality  with  which  he  used  to  greet  David 
Deans.  There  was  a  change  also,  David  did  not  verj" 
well  know  of  what  nature,  about  the  exterior  of  this  landed 
proprietor — an  improvement  in  the  shape  of  his  garments, 
a  spruceness  in  the  air  with  which  they  were  put  on,  that 
were  both  novelties.  Even  -  the  old  hat  looked  smarter ; 
the  cock  had  been  newly,  pointed,  the  lace  had  beeq 
refreshed,  and  instead  of  slouching  backward  or  forward 
on  the  Laird's  head,  as  it  happened  to  be  thrown  on,  n 
was  adjusted  with  a  knowing  inclination  over  one  eye.        \^ 

David  Deans  opened  his  business,  and  told  down  th^ 
cash.  Dumbiedikes  steadily  inclined  his  ear  to  the  onM 
and  counted  the  other  with  great  accuracy,  Interruptini 
David,  while  he  was  talking  of  the  redemption  of  tM 
captivity  of  Judah,  to  ask  hijii  whether  he  did  not  thinii 


S  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  45* 

,)ne  or  two  of  the  guineas  looked  rather  light.  When 
le  was  satisfied  on  this  point,  had  pocketed  his  money, 
mcl  had  signed  a  receipt,  he  addressed  David  with  some 
Ittle  7-esitation, — "Jeanie  wad  be  writing  ye  sometliing, 
,'^udeman?" 

"About  the  siller?  "  replied  David — "  Nae  doubt  she  did." 

"  And  did  she  say  nae  mair  about  me?  "  asked  the  Laird. 

"  N'ae  mair  but  kind  and  Christian  wishes — what  suld 
hae  said  ? "  replied  David,  fully  expecting  that  the 
^cilid's  long  courtship  (if  his  dangling  after  Jeanie  deserves 
io  active  a  name)  was  now  coming  to  a  point.  And  so 
ndeed  it  was,  but  not  to  that  point  which  he  wished  or 
;xpected. 

"Aweel,  she  kens  her  ain  mind  best,  gudeman.  I  hae 
nade  a  clean  house  o'  Jenny  Balchristie  and  her  niece. 
They  were  a  bad  pack — steal'd  meat  and  mault,  and  loot 
he  carters  magg  the  coals — I'm  to  be  married  the  morn, 
mJ  kirkit  on  Sunday." 

Whatever  David  felt,  he  was  too  proud  and  too  steady- 
ninded  to  show  any  unpleasant  surprise  in  his  countenance 
md  manner. 

"  I  wuss  ye  happy,  sir,  through  Him  that  gies  happiness 
—marriage  is  an  honourable  state." 

' '  And  I  am  wedding  into  an  honourable  house,  David-r- 
he  Laird  of  Lickpelfs  youngest  daughter — she  sits  next  us 
n  the  kirk,  and  that's  the  way  I  came  to  think  on't." 

There  was  no  more  to  be  said,  but  again  to  wish  the 
Laird  joy,  to  taste  a  cup  of  his  liquor,  and  to  walk  back 
iuain  to  St.  Leonard's,  musing  on  the  mutability  of  human 
;rs  and  human  resolutions.  The  expectation  that  one 
or  other  Jeanie  would  be  Lady  Dumbiedikes,  had,  in 
pile  of  himself,  kept  a  more  absolute  possession  of  David's 
nind  than  he  himself  was  aware  of.  At  least,  it  had 
litherto  seemed  a  union  at  all  times  within  his  daughter's 
each,  whenever  she  might  choose  to  give  her  silent  lover 
iny  degree  of  encouragement,  and  now  it  was  vanished  for 
iver.  David  returned,  therefore,  in  no  very  gracious  humour 
"or  so  good  a  man.  He  was  angry  with  Jeanie  for  not  having 
encouraged  the  Laird — he  was  angry  with  the  Laird  for 
equiring  encouragement — and  he  was  angry  with  himself 
or  being  angry  at  all  on  the  occasion. 

On  his  return  he  found  the  gentleman  who  managed  the 
Ice  of  .Argyle's  affairs  was  desirous  of  seeing  him,  with  a 
X  to  completing  the  arrangement  between  them.     Thu;*. 


452  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

after  a  brief  repose,  he  was  obliged  to  set  off  anew  for 
Edinburgh,  so  that  old  May  Hettly  declared,  "That  a' 
this  was  to  end  with  the  master  just  walking  himself  afl 
his  feet." 

When  the  business  respecting  the  farm  had  been  talked 
over  and  arranged,  the  professional  gentleman  acquainted 
David  Deans,  in  answer  to  his  inquiries  concerning  the 
state  of  public  worship,  that  it  was  the  pleasure  of  the 
Duke  to  put  an  excellent  young  clergyman,  caAed  Reuben 
Butler,  into  the  parish,  which  was  to  be  his  future  residence. 

"Reuben  Butler!"  exclaimed  David — "Reuben  Butler, 
the  usher  at  Liberton  ?  " 

"The  very  same,"  said  the  Duke's  commissioner;  "his 
Grace  has  heard  an  excellent  character  of  him,  and  has 
some  hereditary  obligations  to  him  besides — few  ministers 
will  be  so  comfortable  as  I  am  directed  to  make  Mr. 
Butler." 

"Obligations?  —  The  Duke? — Obligations  to  Reuben 
Butl&r — Reuben  Butler  a  placed  minister  of  the  Kirk  of 
Scotland  !  "  exclaimed  David,  in  interminable  astonish- 
ment, for  somehow  he  had  been  led  by  the  bad  success 
which  Butler  had  hitherto  met  with  in  all  his  under- 
takings, to  consider  him  as  one  of  those  stepsons  of 
Fortune,  whom  she  treats  with  unceasing  rigour,  and 
ends  with  disinheriting  altogether. 

There  is,  perhaps,  no  time  at  which  we  are  disposed  to 
think  so  highly  of  a  friend,  as  when  we  find  him  standing 
higher  than  we  expected  in  the  esteem  of  others.  When 
assured  of  the  reality  of  Butler's  change  of  prospects, 
David  expressed  his  great  satisfaction  at  his  success  in 
life,  which,  he  observed,  was  entirely  owing  to  himself 
(David).  "I  advised  his  puir  grandmother,  who  was  but 
a  silly  woman,  to  breed  him  up  to  the  ministry ;  and  I 
prophesied  that,  with  a  blessing  on  his  endeavours,  he 
would  become  a  polished  shaft  in  the  temple.  He  may  be 
something  ower  proud  o'  his  carnal  learning,  but  a  gude 
lad,  and  has  the  root  of  the  matter — as  ministers  gang 
now,  where  ye'll  find  ane  .better,  ye'll  find  ten  waur,  than 
Reuben  Butler." 

He  took  leave  of  the  man  of  business,  and  walked 
homeward,  forgetting  his  weariness  in  the  various  specula- 
tions to  which  this  wonderful  piece  of  intelligence  gave 
rir.e.  Honest  David  had  now,  like  other  great  men,  to  go 
to  work  to  reconcile  his  speculative  principles  with  existing 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  453 

'circumstances;   and,  like  other  great  men,  when  tliey  set 
seriously  about  that  task,  he  was  tolerably  successful. 

' '  Ought  Reuben  Butler  in  conscience  to  accept  of  this 
preferment  in  the  Kirk  of  Scotland,  subject  as  Da\  id_  at 
present  thought  that  establishment  was  to  the  Erastian 
encroachments  of  tlie  civil  power  ?  "  This  was  the  leading 
question,  and  he  considered  it  carefully.  "The  Kirk  of 
Scotland  was  shorn  of  its  beams,  and  deprived  of  its  full 
artillery  and  banners  of  authority  ;  but  still  it  contained 
zealous  and  fructifying  pastors,  attentive  congregations, 
and,  with  all  her  spots  and  blemishes,  the  like  of  this 
Kirk  was  nowhere  else  to  be  seen  upon  earth." 

David's  doubts  had  been  too  many  and  too  critical  to 
permit  him  ever  unequivocally  to  unite  himself  with  any 
of  the  dissenters,  who,  upon  various  accounts,  absolutely 
seceded  from  the  national  church.  He  had  often  joined 
in  communion  with  such  of  the  established  clergy  as 
approached  nearest  to  the  old  Presbyterian  model  and 
principles  of  1640.  And  although  there  were  many  things 
to  be  amended  in  that  system,  yet  he  remembered  that  he, 
David  Deans,  had  himself  ever  been  a  humble  pleader  for 
the  good  old  cause  in  a  legal  way,  but  without  rushing  into 
right-hand  excesses,  divisions,  and  separations.  But,  as  an 
enemy  to  separation,  he  might  join  the  right-hand  of  fellow- 
ship with  a  minister  of  the  Kirk  of  Scotland  in  its  present 
model.  Ergo,  Reuben  Butler  might  take  possession  of  the 
parish  of  Knocktarlitie,  without  forfeiting  his  friendship  or 
favour — Q.  E.  D.  But,  secondly,  came  the  trying  point  of 
lay-patronage,  which  David  Deans  had  ever  maintained  to 
be  a  coming  in  by  the  window,  and  over  the  wall,  a  cheating 
and  starving  the  souls  of  a  whole  parish,  for  the  purpose  of 
clothing  the  back  and  filling  the  belly  of  the  incumbent. 

This  presentation,  therefore,  from  the   Duke  of  Argyle, 
whatever  was  the  worth  and  high  character  of  that  noble- 
man, was  a  limb  of  the  brazen  image,  a  portion  of  the  evil 
i  thing,  and  with  no  kind  of  consistency  could  David  bend  his 
\  mind  to  favour  such  a  transaction.     But  if  the  parishioners 
i  themselves  joined  in  a  general  call  to  Reuben  Butler  to  be 
{ their   pastor,    it    did    not   seem   quite   so   evident  that  the 
■  existence  of  this  unhappy  presentation  was   a  reason   for 
.  his  refusing   them   the   comforts   of  his  doctrine.       If  th& 
Presbytery  admitted  him  to  the  kirk,  in   virtue  rather  of 
that    act    of   patronage    than    of   the    general    call   of  the 
,' congregation,     that    might    be     their    error,     and     David 


454  THE   HEART  OP  MID-LOTHIAN. 

allowed  it  was  a  heavy  one.  But  if  Reuben  Butler 
accepted  of  the  care  as  tendered  to  him  by  those  whom 
he  was  called  to  teach,  and  who  had  expressed  themselves 
desirous  to  learn.  David,  after  considering  and  recon- 
sidering the  matter,  came,  through  the  greet  virtue  of  if, 
to  be  of  opinion  that  he  might  safely  so  act  in  that 
matter. 

There  remained  a  third  stumbling-block — the  oaths  to 
government  exacted  from  the  established  clergymen,  in 
which  they  acknowledge  an  Erastian  king  and  parlia- 
ment, and  homologate  the  incorporating  Union  between 
England  and  Scotland,  through  which  the  latter  kingdom 
had  become  part  and  portion  of  the  former,  wherein  Prelacy, 
the  sister  of  Popery,  had  made  fast  her  throne,  and  elevated 
the  horns  of  her  initre.  These  were  symptoms  of  defection 
which  had  often  made  David  cry  out,  "My  bowels — my 
bowels ! — I  am  pained  at  the  very  heart ! "  And  he 
remembered  that  a  godly  Bow-head  matron  had  been 
carried  out  of  the  Tolbooth  Church  in  a  swoon,  beyond 
the  reach  of  brandy  and  burnt  feathers,  merely  on  hearing 
these  fearful  words,  "It  is  enacted  by  the  Lords  spirituai 
and  temporal,"  pronounced  from  a  Scottish  pulpit,  in  the 
proem  to  the  Porteous  Proclamation.  These  oaths  were, 
therefore,  a  deep  compliance  and  dire  abomination — a  sin 
and  a  snare,  and  a  danger  and  a  defection.  But  this 
shibboleth  was  not  always  exacted.  Ministers  had  respect 
to  their  own  tender  consciences,  and  those  of  their  brethren  ; 
and  it  was  not  till  a  later  period  that  the  reins  of  discipline 
were  taken  up  tight  by  the  General  Assemblies  and  Pres- 
byteries. The  peace-making  particle  came  again  to  David's 
assistance.  7/" an  incumbent  was  not  called  upon  to  make 
such  compliances,  and  if  he  got  a  right  entry  into  the 
church  without  intrusion,  and  by  orderly  appointment, 
why,  upon  the  whole,  David  Deans  came  to  be  of 
opinion,  that  the  said  incumbent  might  lawfully  enjoy 
the  spirituality  and  temporality  of  the  cure  of  souls  at 
Knocktarlitie,  with  stipend,  manse,  glebe,  and  all  thereunto 
appertaining. 

The  best  and  most  upright-minded  men  are  so  strongly 
influenced  by  existing  circumstances,  that  it  would  be  some- 
what cruel  to  inquire  too  nearly  what  weight  paternal 
affection  gave  to  these  ingenious  trains  of  reasoning.  Let 
David  Deans's  situation  be  considered.  He  was  just 
deprived  of  one  daughter,  and  his  eldest;  to  whom  he  owed 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  455 

io  much,  was  cut  off,  by  the  sudden  resolution  of  Dumbfe- 
likes,  from  the  high  hope  which  David  had  entertained, 
hat  she  might  one  day  be  mistress  of  that  fair  lordship. 
ust  while  this  disappointment  was  bearing  heavy  on  his 
;piiits,  Butler  comes  before  his  imagination — no  longer  the 
lalf-starved  threadbare  usher,  but  fat  and  sleek  and  fair,  the 
}eneficed  minister  of  Knocktarlitie,  beloved  by  his  con- 
jTL'gation — exemplary  in  his  life — powerful  in  his  doctrine — 
lolng  the  duty  of  the  kirk  as  never  Highland  minister  did 
)efore — turning  sinners  as  a  colley  dog  turns  sheep — a 
avourite  of  the  Duke  of  Argyle,  and  drawing  a  stipend  of 
•ight  hundred  punds  Scots,  and  four  chalders  of  victual; 
4ere  was  a  match,  making  up,  in  David's  mind,  in  a 
enfold  degree,  the  disappointment  in  the  case  of  Dumbie- 
likes,  in  so  far  as  the  Goodman  of  St.  Leonard's  held  a 
)0\verful  minister  in  much  greater  admiration  than  a  mere 
anded  proprietor.  It  did  not  occur  to  him,  as  an  additional 
eason  in  favour  of  the  match,  that  Jeanie  might  herself 
lave  some  choice  in  the  matter;  for  the  idea  of  consulting 
ler  feelings  never  once  entered  into  the  honest  man's  head, 
my  more  than  the  possibility  that  her  inclination  might 
)erhaps  differ  from  his  own. 

Tlie  result  of  his  meditations  was,  that  he  was  called  upon 
0  take  the  management  of  the  whole  affair  into  his  own 
land,  and  give,  if  it  should  be  found  possible  without  sinful 
ompliance,  or  backsliding,  or  defection  of  any  kind,  a 
vorthy  pastor  to  the  kirk  of  Knocktarlitie.  Accordingly, 
)y  the  intervention  of  the  honest  dealer  in  butter-milk  who 
Iwelt  in  Liberton,  David  summoned  to  his  presence  Reuben 
kitler.  Even  from  this  worthy  messenger  he  was  unable 
o  conceal  certain  swelling  emotions  of  dignity,  insomuch, 
hat,  when  the  carter  had  communicated  his  message  to  the 
isher,  he  added,  that  "  Certainly  the  Gudeman  of  St. 
Leonard's  had  some  grand  news  to  tell  him,  for  he  was  as 
ipHfted  as  a  midden-cock  upon  pattens." 

Butler,  it  may  readily  be  conceived,  immediately  obeyed 
lie  summons.  His  was  a  plain  character,  in  which  worth 
md  good  sense  and  simplicity  were  the  principal  ingredients  ; 
)ut  love,  on  this  occasion,  gave  him  a  certain  degree  of 
iddress.  He  had  received  an  intimation  of  the  favour 
lesigned  him  by  the  Duke  of  Argyle,  with  what  feelings 
hose  only  can  conceive  who  have  experienced  a  sudden 
)rospect  of  being  raised  to  independence  and  respect  from 
jenury  and  toil.     He  resolved,  however,  that  the  old  man 


456  THE  HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

should  retain  all  the  consequence  of  being,  in  his  own 
opinion,  the  first  to  communicate  the  important  intelligence. 
At  the  same  time,  he  also  determined  that  in  the  expected 
conference  he  would  permit  David  Deans  to  expatiate  at 
length  upon  the  proposal.  In  all  its  bearings,  without 
Irritating  him  either  by  Interruption  or  contradiction.  This 
last  was  the  most  prudent  plan  he  could  have  adopted ; 
because,  although  there  were  many  doubts  which  David 
Deans  could  himself  clear  up  to  his  own  satisfaction,  yet  he 
might  have  been  by  no  means  disposed  to  accept  the 
solution  of  any  other  person  ;  and  to  engage  him  in  an 
argument  would  have  been  certain  to  confirm  him  at  once 
and  for  ever  In  the  opinion  which  Butler  chanced  to  impugn. 

He  received  his  friend  with  an  appearance  of  Important 
gravity,  which  real  misfortune  had  long  compelled  him  to 
lay  aside,  and  which  belonged  to  those  days  of  awful 
authority  in  which  he  predominated  over  Widow  Butler, 
and  dictated  the  mode  of  cultivating  the  crofts  of  Beersheba. 
He  made  known  to  Reuben,  with  great  prolixity,  the  pro- 
spect of  his  changing  his  present  residence  for  the  charge 
of  the  Duke  of  Argyle's  stock-farm  in  Dumbartonshire,  and 
enumerated  the  various  advantages  of  the  situation  with 
obvious  self-congratulation  ;  but  assured  the  patient  hearer, 
that  nothing  had  so  much  moved  him  to  acceptance,  as  the 
sense  that,  by  his  skill  in  bestial,  he  could  render  the  most 
important  services  to  his  Grace  the  Duke  of  Argyle,  to 
whom,  "in  the  late  unhappy  circumstance"  (here  a  tear 
dimmed  the  sparkle  of  pride  in  the  old  man's  eye),  "  he  had 
been  sae  muckle  obliged. 

"To  put  a  rude  HIelandman  into  sic  a  charge,"  he 
continued,  "  what  could  be  expected  but  that  he  suld  be 
sic  a  chlefest  herdsman,  as  wicked  Doeg  the  Edomlte : 
whereas,  while  this  gray  head  is  to  the  fore,  not  a  clute 
o'  them  but  sail  be  as  weel  cared  for  as  if  they  were  the 
fatted  kine  of  Pharaoh. — And  now,  Reuben,  lad,  seeing 
we  maun  remove  our  tent  to  a  strange  countrjr,  ye  will 
be  casting  a  dolefu'  look  after  us,  and  thinking  with 
whom  ye  are  to  hold  council  anent  your  government  In 
thae  slippery  and  backsliding  times ;  and  nae  doubt 
remembering,  that  the  auld  man,  David  Deans,  was  made 
the  instrument  to  bring  you  out  of  the  mire  of  schism 
and  heresy,  wheiein  your  father's  house  delighted  to 
wallow  ;  aften  also,  nae  doubt,  when  ye  are  pressed  wi' 
ensnaring  trials    and  tentations    and  heart-plagues,   you, 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  457 

inat  are  like  a  recruit  that  is  marching  for  the  first  time 
to  the  touk  of  drum,  will  miss  the  auld,  bau!d,  and  ex- 
perienced veteran  soldier  that  has  felt  the  brunt  of  mony 
a  foul  day,  and  heard  the  bullets  whistle  as  aften  as  he 
has  hairs  left  on  his  auld  pow." 

It  is  very  possible  that  Butler  might  internally  be  of 
c^inion,  that  the  reflection  on  his  ancestor's  peculiar  tenets 
might  have  been  spared,  or  that  he  might  be  presumptuous 
snough  even  to  think,  that,  at  his  years  and  with  his  own 
lights,  he  might  be  able  to  hold  his  course  without  the 
pilotage  of  honest  David.  But  he  only  replied,  by  ex- 
pressing his  regret,  that  anything  should  separate  him 
from  an  ancient,  tried,  and  affectionate  friend. 

"  But  how  can  it  be  helped,  man  ?  "  said  David,  twisting 
his  features  into  a  sort  of  smile — "How  can  we  help  it? 
— I  trow,  ye  canna  tell  me  that — Ye  maun  leave  that  to 
ither  folk — to  the  Duke  of  Arg^le  and  me,  Reuben, — It's 
a  gude  thing  to  hae  friends  in  this  warld — how  muckle 
better  to  hae  an  interest  beyond  it !  " 

And  David,  whose  piety,  though  not  always  quite 
rational,  was  as  sincere  as  it  was  habitual  and  fervent, 
looked  reverentially  upward  and  paused.  Mr.  Butler 
intimated  the  pleasure  with  which  he  would  receive  his 
friend's  advice  on  a  subject  so  important,  and  David 
resumed. 

"What  think  ye  now,  Reuben,  of  a  kirk  —  a  regular 
kirk  under  the  present  establishment  ? — Were  sic  offered 
CO  ye,  wad  ye  be  free  to  accept  it,  and  under  whilk  pro- 
visions?— I  am  speaking  but  by  way  of  quer)'." 

Butler  replied,  "That  if  such  a  prospect  were  held  out 
:o  him,  he  would  probably  first  consult  whether  he  was 
:ikely  to  be  useful  to  the  parish  he  should  be  called  to 
Ind  if  there  appeared  a  fair  prospect  of  his  proving  so, 
nis  friend  must  be  aware,  that,  in  every  other  point  of 
/iew,  it  would  be  highly  advantageous  for  him." 

"  Right,  Reuben,  very  right,  lad,"  answered  the  monitor, 
"your  ain  conscience  is  the  first  thing  to  be  satisfied — 
or  how  sail  he  teach  others  that  has  himsell  sae  ill  learned 
;he  Scriptures,  as  to  grip  for  the  lucre  of  foul  earthly 
preferment,  sic  as  gear  and  manse,  money  and  victual', 
-hat  which  is  not  his  in  a  spiritual  sense — or  wha  makes 
lis  kirk  a  stalking-liorse,  from  behind  which  he  may  tak 
urn  at  his  stipend  ?  But  I  look  for  better  things  of 
>ou — and  specially  ye  maun  be  minded  not  to  art  altogether 


458  THE    HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

on  your  ain  judgment,  for  therethrough  comes  sair  mistakes, 
backslidings,  and  defections,  on  the  left  and  on  the  right. 
If  there  were  sic  a  day  of  trial  put  to  you,  Reuben,  you, 
who  are  a  young  lad,  although  it  may  be  ye  are  gifted 
wi'  the  carnal  tongues,  and  those  whilk  were  spoken  at 
Rome,  whilk  is  now  the  seat  of  the  scarlet  abomination, 
and  by  the  Greeks,  to  whom  the  gospel  was  as  foolishness, 
yet  nae-the-less  ye  may  be  entreated  bj'  your  weel-wisher 
to  take  the  counsel  of  those  prudent  and  resolved  and 
weather-withstanding  professors,  wha  hae  kend  what  it 
was  to  lurk  on  banks  and  in  mosses,  in  bogs  and  in  caverns, 
and  to  risk  the  peril  of  the  head  rather  than  renunce  the 
honesty  of  the  heart." 

Butler  replied,  "That  certainly,  possessing  such  a  friend 
as  he  hoped  and  trusted  he  had  in  the  goodman  himself, 
who  had  seen  so  many  changes  in  the  preceding  century, 
he  should  be  much  to  blame  if  he  did  not  avail  himsell 
of  his  experience  and  friendly  counsel." 

"  Eneugh  said  —  eneugh  said,  Reuben,"  said  Davie 
Deans,  with  internal  exultation;  "and  say  that  ye  were 
in  the  predicament  whereof  I  hae  spoken,  of  a  surety  1 
would  deem  it  my  duty  to  gang  to  the  root  o'  the  matter, 
and  lay  bare  to  you  the  ulcers  and  imposthumes,  and  thf 
sores  and  the  leprosies,  of  this  our  time,  crying  alouc 
and  sparing  not." 

David  Deans  was  now  in  his  element.  He  commenced 
his  examination  of  the  doctrines  and  belief  of  the  Chris- 
tian Church  with  the  very  Culdees,  from  whom  he  passed 
to  John  Knox — from  John  Knox  to  the  recusants  in  James 
the  Sixth's  time  —  Bruce,  Black,  Blair,  Livingstone  — 
from  them  to  the  brief,  and  at  length  triumphant  perioc 
of  the  Presbyterian  Church's  splendour,  until  it  was  over- 
run by  the  English  Independents.  Then  followed  the 
dismal  times  of  prelacy,  the  indulgences,  seven  in  number, 
with  all  their  shades  and  bearings,  until  he  arrived  at  the 
reign  of  King  James  the  Second,  in  which  he  himself  hae 
been,  in  his  own  mind,  neither  an  obscure  actor  nor  ar 
obscure  sufferer.  Then  was  Butler  doomed  to  hear  th( 
most  detailed  and  annotated  edition  of  what  he  had  sc 
often  heard  before — David  Deans's  confimement,  namely: 
in  the  iron  cage  in  the  Canongate  Tolbooth,  and  the 
cause  thereof. 

We  should  be  very  unjust  to  our  friend  David  Deans 
if  we  should  "pretermit" — to  use  his  own  expression — £ 


"  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  459 

narrative  which  he  held  essential  to  his  fame.  A  dnmken 
srooper  of  the  Royed  Guards,  Francis  Gordon  by  name, 
'lad  chased  five  or  six  of  the  skulking  WTiigs,  among  whom 
tVas  our  friend  David  ;  and  after  he  had  compelled  them 
60  stand,  and  was  in  the  act  of  brawHng  witli  them,  one 
i>i  their  number  fired  a  pocket-pistol,  and  shot  him  dead. 
David  used  to  sneer  and  shake  his  head  when  any  one 
isked  him  whether  he  had  been  the  instrument  of  removing 
his  wicked  persecutor  from  the  face  of  the  earth.  In  fact 
he  merit  of  the  deed  lay  between  him  and  his  friend, 
Patrick  Walker,  the  pedlar,  whose  works  he  was  so  fond 
)f  quoting.  Neither  of  them  cared  directly  to  claim  the 
nerit  of  silencing  Mr.  Francis  Gordon  of  the  Life-Guards, 
here  being  some  wild  cousins  of  his  about  Edinburgh, 
vho  might  have  been  even  yet  addicted  to  revenge,  but 
^et  neither  of  them  chose  to  disown  or  yield  to  the  other 
he  merit  of  this  active  defence  of  their  religious  rites. 
)avid  said,  that  if  he  had  fired  a  pistol  then,  it  was  what 
16  never  did  after  or  before.  And  as  for  Mr.  Patrick 
'Valker,  he  has  left  it  upon  record,  that  his  great  surprise 
vas,  that  so  small  a  pistol  could  kill  so  big  a  man.  These 
je  the  words  of  that  venerable  biographer,  whose  trade 
tad  not  taught  him  by  experience,  that  an  inch  was  as 
;ood  as  an  eU.  "  He  "  (Francis  Gordon)  "  got  a  shot  in 
lis  head  out  of  a  pocket-pistol,  rather  fit  for  diverting  a 
x)y  than  killing  such  a  furious,  mad,  brisk  man,  which, 
lot withstanding,  killed  him  dead  !  " 

Upon  the  extensive  foundation  which  the  history  of  the 
ark  atforded,  during  its  shortlived  triumph  and  long 
ribulation,  David,  with  length  of  breath  and  of  narrative. 
vhich  would  have  astounded  any  one  but  a  lover  of  his 
iaughter,  proceeded  to  lay  down  his  own  rules  for  guiding 
he  conscience  of  his  friend,  as  an  aspirant  to  serve  in  the 
ninistry.  Upon  this  subject,  the  good  man  went  through 
uch  a  variety  of  nice  and  casuistical  problems,  supposed 
o  many  extreme  cases,  made  the  distinctions  so  critical 
nd  nice  betwixt  the  right  hand  and  the  left  hand — betwixt 
ompliance  and  defection — holding  back  and  stepping  aside 
-slipping  and  stumbling — snares  and  errors — that  at 
;2ngth,  after  having  limited  the  path  of  truth  to  a  mathe- 
natical  line,  he  was  brought  to  the  broad  admission,  that 
ach.  man's  conscience,  after  he  had  gained  a  certain 
iew  of  the  difficult  navigation  which  he  was  to  encounter, 

•2»ote  17.    Death  of  Francis  Gordon. 


460  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

would  be  the  best  guide  for  his  pilotage.  He  stated  the 
examples  and  arguments  for  and  against  the  acceptance 
of  a  kirk  on  the  present  revolution  model,  with  much  more 
impartiality  to  Butler  than  he  had  been  able  to  place  them 
before  his  own  view.  And  he  concluded,  that  his  young 
friend  ought  to  think  upon  these  things,  and  be  guided 
by  the  voice  of  his  own  conscience,  whether  he  could  take 
such  an  awful  trust  as  the  charge  of  souls  without  doing 
injury  to  his  own  internal  conviction  of  what  is  right  or 
wrong. 

When  David  had  finished  his  very  long  harangue, 
which  was  only  interrupted  by  monosyllables,  or  little 
more,  on  the  part  of  Butler,  the  orator  himself  was  greatly 
astonished  to  find  that  the  conclusion,  at  which  he  very 
naturally  wished  to  arrive,  seemed  much  less  decisively 
attained  than  when  he  had  argued  the  case  in  his  own 
mind. 

In  this  particular,  David's  current  of  thinking  and 
speaking  only  illustrated  the  very  important  and  general 
proposition,  concerning  the  excellence  of  the  publicity  of 
debate.  For,  under  the  influence  of  any  partial  feeling, 
it  is  certain,  that  most  men  can  more  easily  reconcile 
themselves  to  any  favourite  measure,  when  agitating  it 
in  their  own  mind,  than  when  obliged  to  expose  its  merits 
to  a  third  party,  when  the  necessity  of  seeming  impartial 
procures  for  the  opposite  arguments  a  much  more  fair 
statement  than  that  which  he  affords  it  in  tacit  meditation. 
Having  finished  what  he  had  to  say,  David  thought  himself 
obliged  to  be  more  explicit  in  point  of  fact,  and  to  explain 
that  this  was  no  hypothetical  case,  but  one  on  which  (by 
his  own  influence  and  that  of  the  Duke  of  Argyle)  Reuben 
Butler  would  soon  be  called  to  decide. 

It  was  even  with  something  like  apprehension  that  David 
Deans  heard  Butler  announce,  in  return  to  this  communi- 
cation, that  he  would  take  that  night  to  consider  on  what 
he  had  said  with  such  kind  intentions,  and  return  him  an 
answer  the  next  morning.  The  feelings  of  the  father 
mastered  David  on  this  occasion.  He  pressed  Butler  to 
spend  the  evening  with  him — He  produced,  most  unusual 
at  his  meals,  one,  nay,  two  bottles  of  aged  strong  ale. — 
He  spoke  of  his  daughter — of  her  merits — her  housewifery 
— her  thrift — her  affection.  He  led  Butler  so  decidedly  up 
to  a  declaration  of  his  feelings  towards  Jeanie,  that,  before 
nightfall,  it  was  distinctly  understood  she   was  to  be  the 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  461 

bride  of  Reuben  Butler ;  and  if  they  thought  it  indelicate 
to  abridge  the  period  of  deliberation  which  Reuben  had 
stipulated,  it  seemed  to  be  sufficiently  understood  betwixt 
them,  that  there  was  a  strong  probability  of  his  becoming 
minister  of  Knocktarlitie,  providing  the  congregation  were 
as  willing  to  accept  of  him,  as  the  Duke  to  grant  him  the 
presentation.  The  matter  of  the  oaths,  they  agreed,  it  was 
time  enough  to  dispute  about,  whenever  the  shibboleth 
should  be  tendered. 

Many  arrangements  were  adopted  that  evening,  which 
were  after«'ards  ripened  by  correspondence  with  the  Duke 
of  Arg^le's  man  of  business,  who  intrusted  Deans  and 
Butler  with  the  benevolent  wish  of  his  principal,  that  they 
should  all  meet  with  Jeanie,  on  her  return  from  England, 
at  the  Duke's  hunting-lodge  in  Roseneath. 

This  restrospect,  so  far  as  the  placid  loves  of  Jeanie 
Deans  and  Reuben  Butler  are  concerned,  forms  a  full  ex- 
planation of  the  preceding  narrative  up  to  their  meeting  on 
the  island,  as  already  mentioned. 


CHAPTER  XLIV. 

"  I  come,"  he  said,  "  my  love,  my  life, 
And — nature's  dearest  name — my  wife  i 
Thy  father's  house  and  friends  resign. 
My  home,  my  friends,  my  sire,  are  thine." 

Logan. 

The  meeting  of  Jeanie  and  Butler,  under  circumstances 
promising  to  crown  an  affection  so  long  delayed,  was  rather 
affecting,  from  its  simple  sincerity  than  from  its  uncommon 
vehemence  of  feeling.     David    Deans,  whose   practice  was 

■  sometimes  a  little  different  from  his  theory,  appalled  them 
at  first,  by  giving  them  the  opinion  of  sundr>'  of  the  suffer- 
ing preachers   and  champions   of  his  younger   days,  that 

.  marriage,  though  honourable  by  the  laws  of  Scripture,  wa-s 

Jet  a  state  over-rashly  coveted  by  professors,  and  speciai2y 
y  young  ministers,  whose  desires,  he  said,  was  at  whiles 
too  inordinate  for  kirks,  stipends,  and  wives,  which  had 
frequently  occasioned  over-ready  compliance  with  the 
general  defections  of  the  times.  He  endeavoured  to  make 
them  aware  also,  that  hasty  wedlock  had  been  the  bane 
'  of  many   a   savoury   professor — that  the   unbelieving  wife 


462  THE   HEART  OK   MID-LOTHIAN. 

had  too  often  reversed  the  text,  and  perverted  the  believing 
husband — that  when  the  famous  Donald  Cargill,  being  then 
hiding  in  Lee- Wood,  in  Lanarkshire,  it  being  killing-time, 
did,  upon  importunity,  marry  Robert  Marshal  of  Starrjr 
Shaw,  he  had  thus  expressed  him.self:  "What  hath  in- 
duced Robert  to  marry  this  woman  ?  her  ill  will  overcome 
his  good — he  will  not  keep  the  way  long — his  thriving  days 
are  done."  To  the  sad  accomplishment  of  which  prophecy 
David  said  he  was  himself  a  living  witness,  for  Robert 
Marshal,  having  fallen  into  foul  compliances  with  the 
enemy,  went  home,  and  heard  the  curates,  declined  into 
other  steps  of  defection,  and  became  lightly  esteemed. 
Indeed,  he  observed,  that  the  great  upholders  of  the 
standard,  Cargill,  Peden,  Cameron,  and  Renwick,  had  less 
delight  in  tying  the  bonds  of  matrimony  than  in  any  other 
piece  of  their  ministerial  work ;  and  although  they  would 
neither  dissuade  the  parties,  nor  refuse  their  office,  they 
considered  the  being  called  to  it  as  an  evidence  of  indiffer- 
ence, on  the  part  of  those  between  whom  it  was  solemnised, 
to  the  many  grievous  things  of  the  day.  Notwithstanding, 
however,  that  marriage  was  a  snare  unto  many,  David  was 
of  opinion  (as,  indeed,  he  had  showed  in  his  practice)  that 
it  was  in  Itself  honourable,  especially  if  times  were  such 
that  honest  men  could  be  secure  against  being  shot, 
hanged,  or  banished,  and  had  ane  competent  livelihood  to 
maintain  themselves,  and  those  that  might  come  after  them. 
"And,  therefore,"  as  he  concluded  something  abruptly, 
addressing  Jeanle  and  Butler,  who,  with  faces  as  high- 
coloured  as  crimson,  had  been  listening  to  his  lengthened 
argument  for  and  against  the  holy  state  of  matrimony,  "  1 
will  leave  you  to  your  ain  cracks. " 

As  their  private  conversation,  however  interesting  to 
themselves,  might  probably  be  very  little  so  to  the  reader, 
so  far  as  it  respected  their  present  feelings  and  future 
prospects,  we  shall  pass  it  over,  and  only  mention  the 
information  which  Jeanle  received  from  Butler  concerning 
her  sister's  elopement,  which  contained  many  particulars 
that  she  had  been  unable  to  extract  from  her  father. 

Jeanle  learned,  therefore,  that,  for  three  days  after  her 
pardon  had  arrived,  Effie  had  been  the  inmate  of  her 
father's  house  at  St.  Leonard's — that  the  interview  betwixt 
David  and  his  erring  child,  which  had  taken  place  before 
she  was  liberated  from  prison,  had  been  touching  in  the 
extreme  ;  but  Butler  could  not  suppress  his  opinion,  that, 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  463 

....-n  he  was  freed  from  the  apprehension  of  losing  her  in 
a  manner  so  horrible,  her  father  had  tightened  the  bands 
of  discipline,  so  as,  in  some  degree,  to  gall  the  feelings 
and  aggravate  the  irritability  of  a  spirit  naturally  impatient 
ir.d  petulant,  and  now  doubly  so  from  the  sense  of  merited 
_;race. 

)n  the  third  night  Effie  disappeared  from  St.  Leonard's, 
leaving  no  intimation  whatever  of  the  route  she  had  taken. 
Butler,  however,  set  out  in  pursuit  of  her,  and  with  much 
trouble  traced  her  towards  a  little  landing-place,  formed  by 
a  small  brook  which  enters  the  sea  betwixt  Musselburgh 
and  Edinburgh.  This  place,  which  has  been  since  made 
into  a  small  harbour,  surrounded  by  many  villas  and 
lodging-houses,  is  now  termed  Portobello.  At  this  tinie 
it  was  surrounded  by  a  waste  common,  covered  with  furze, 
and  unfrequented,  save  by  fishing-boats,  and  now  and  then 
a  smuggling  lugger.  A  vessel  of  this  description  had 
been  hovering  in  the  firth  at  the  time  of  Effie's  elope- 
ment, and,  as  Butler  ascertained,  a  boat  had  come  ashore 
in  the  evening  on  which  the  fugitive  had  disappeared,  and 
liad  carried  on  board  a  female.  As  the  vessel  made  sail 
im.mediately,  and  landed  no  part  of  their  cargo,  there  seemed 
little  doubt  that  they  were  accomplices  of  tlie  notorious 
Robertson,  and  that  the  vessel  had  only  come  into  the  firth 
ro  carry  off  his  paramour. 

This  was  made  clear  by  a  letter  which  Butler  himself 
soon  afterwards  received  by  post,  signed  E.  D.,  but  with- 
out bearing  any  date  of  place  or  time.  It  was  miserably 
ill  written  and  spelt ;  sea-sickness  having  apparently  aided 
the  derangement  of  Effie's  irregular  orthography  and  mode 
of  expression.  In  this  epistle,  however,  as  in  all  that  un- 
fortunate girl  said  or  did,  there  was  something  to  praise 
las  well  as  to  blame.  She  said  in  her  letter,  "That  she 
could  not  endure  that  her  father  and  her  sister  should  go 
into  banishment,  or  be  partakers  of  her  shame — that  if  her 
burden  was  a  heavy  one,  it  was  of  her  own  binding,  and 
she  had  the  more  right  to  bear  it  alone — that  in  future  they 
could  not  be  a  comfort  to  her,  or  she  to  them,  since  every 
'look  and  word  of  her  father  put  her  in  mind  of  her  trans- 
gression,  and  was  like  to  drive  her  mad — that  she  had 
nearly  lost  her  judgment  during  the  three  days  she  was 
at  St.  Leonard's — her  father  meant  weel  by  her,  and  all 
men,  but  he  did  not  know  the  dreadful  pain  he  gave  her  in 
I  casting  up  her  sins.     If  Jeanie  had  been  at  hame,  it  might 


464  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

hae  dune  better  —  Jeanie  was  ane,  like  the  angels  in 
heaven,  that  rather  weep  for  sinners,  that  reckon  their 
transgressions.  But  she  sliould  never  see  Jeanie  ony  mair, 
and  that  was  the  thought  that  gave  her  the  sairest  heart  of 
a'  that  had  come  and  gane  yet.  On  her  bended  knees  would 
she  pray  for  Jeanie,  night  and  day,  baith  for  what  she  had 
done,  and  what  she  had  scorned  to  do,  in  her  behalf;  for 
what  a  thought  would  it  have  been  to  her  at  that  moment 
o'  time,  if  that  upright  creature  had  made  a  fault  to  save 
her  1  She  desired  her  father  would  give  Jeanie  a'  the 
gear — her  ain  {i.e.  Effie's)  mother's  and  a' — She  had  made 
a  deed,  giving  up  her  right,  and  it  was  in  Mr.  Novitt's 
hand — Warld's  gear  was  henceforward  the  least  of  her 
care,  nor  was  it  likely  to  be  muckle  her  mister — She  hoped 
this  would  make  it  easy  for  her  sister  to  settle  ;  "  and 
immediately  after  this  expression,  she  wished  Butler  himself 
all  good  things,  in  return  for  his  kindness  to  her.  "For 
herself,"  she  said,  "she  kend  her  lot  would  be  a  waesome 
ane,  but  it  was  of  her  own  framing,  sae  she  desired  the 
less  pity.  But,  for  her  friends'  satisfaction,  she  wished 
them  to  know  that  she  was  gaun  nae  ill  gate — that  they 
who  had  done  her  maist  wrong  were  now  willing  to  do  what 
justice  was  in  their  power  ;  and  she  would,  in  some  warldly 
respects,  be  far  better  off  than  she  deserved.  But  she  desired 
her  family  to  remain  satisfied  with  this  assurance,  and  give 
themselves  no  trouble  in  making  further  inquiries  after  her." 
To  David  Deans  and  to  Butler  this  letter  gave  very  little 
comfort ;  for  what  was  to  be  expected  from  this  unfortunate 
girl's  uniting  her  fate  to  that  of  a  character  so  notorious 
as  Robertson,  who  they  readily  guessed  was  alluded  to  in 
the  last  sentence,  excepting  that  she  should  become  the 
partner  and  victim  of  his  future  crimes  ?  Jeanie,  who  knew 
George  Staunton's  character  and  real  rank,  saw  her  sister's 
situation  under  a  ray  of  better  hope.  She  augured  well 
of  the  haste  he  had  shown  to  reclaim  his  interest  in  Effie, 
and  she  trusted  he  had  made  her  his  wife.  If  so,  it  seemed 
improbable  that,  with  his  expected  fortune,  and  high  con- 
nections, he  should  again  resume  the  life  of  criminal  adven- 
ture which  he  had  led,  especially  since,  as  matters  stood, 
his  life  depended  upon  his  keepmg  his  own  secret,  which 
could  only  be  done  by  an  entire  change  of  his  habits,  and 
particularly  by  avoiding  all  those  who  had  known  the  heir 
of  Willingham  under  the  character  of  the  audacious, 
criminal,  and  condemned  Robertson.  a 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  465 

3  he  thought  it  most  likely  that  the  couple  would  go 
abroad  for  a  few  years,  and  not  return  to  England  until 
the  affair  of  Pcrteous  was  totally  forgotten.  Jeanie, 
therefore,  saw  more  hopes  for  her  sister  than  Butler  or 
her  father  had  been  able  to  perceive ;  but  she  was  not  at 
liberty  to  impart  the  comfort  which  she  felt  in  believing 
that  she  would  be  secure  ff  om  the  pressure  of  poverty,  and 
in  little  risk  of  being  seduced  into  the  paths  of  guilt. 
She  could  not  have  explained  tliis  without  making  public 
what  it  was  essentially  necessary  for  Effie's  chance  of 
comfort  to  conceal,  the  indentity,  namely,  of  George 
Staunton  and  George  Robertson.  After  all,  it  was  dreadful 
to  tliink  tliat  Effie  had  united  herself  to  a  man  condemned 
for  felony,  and  liable  to  trial  for  murder,  whatever  might 
be  his  rank  in  life,  and  tlie  degree  of  his  repentance. 
Besides,  it  was  melancholy  to  reflect,  that,  she  herself 
being  in  possession  of  the  whole  dreadful  secret,  it  was 
most  probable  he  would,  out  of  regard  to  his  own  feelings, 
and  fear  for  his  safety,  never  again  permit  her  to  see  poor 
Effie.  After  perusing  and  reperusing  her  sister's  valedictor}' 
letter,  she  gave  ease  to  her  feelings  in  a  flood  of  tears, 
which  Butler  in  vain  endeavoured  to  check  by  every  soothing 
attention  in  his  power.  She  was  obliged,  however,  at 
length  to  look  up  and  wipe  her  eyes,  for  her  father,  thinking 
he  had  allowed  the  lovers  time  enough  for  conference,  was 
now  advancing  towards  them  from  the  Lodge,  accompanied 
by  the  captain  of  Knockdunder,  or,  as  his  friends  called 
him  for  brevity's  sake,  Duncan  Knock,  a  title  which  some 
youthful  exploits  had  rendered  peculiarly  appropriate. 

This  Duncan  of  Knockdunder  was  a  person  of  first-rate 
importance  in  tlie  island  of  Roseneath,  and  the  continental 
ishes  of  Knocktarlitie,  Kilmun,  and  so  forth;  nay,  his 
-lence    extended   as   far  as  Cowal,    where,    however,  it 
was    obscured   by  that  of  another    factor.     The    tower    of 
Knockdunder  still  occupies  with  its  remains  a  cliff  over- 
hanging the   Holy   Loch.     Duncan   swore   it  had   been  a 
ro^al  castle  ;  if  so,  it  was  one  of  the  sn-iallest,  the  space 
witliin  only  forming  a  square  of  sixteen  feet,  and  bearing 
therefore   a  ridiculous   proportion  to   the  thickness  of  the 
walls,  which  was  ten  feet  at  least    Such  as  it  was,  however, 
it  had  long  given  tlie  title  of  Captain,  equivalent  to  that 
of  Chatellain,    to    the   ancestors    of    Duncan,    who    were 
retainers  of  the   house   of  Argyle,    and  held   a   hereditary 
I  iurisdiction  under  them,  of  little  extent  indeed,  but  which 


466  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

had  great  consequence  in  their  own  eyes,  and  was  usually 
administered  with  a  vigour  somewhat  beyond  the  law. 

The  present  representative  of  that  ancient  family  was 
a  stout,  short  man  about  fifty,  whose  pleasure  it  was  to 
unite  in  his  own  person  the  dress  of  the  Highlands  and 
Lowlands,  wearing  on  his  head  a  black  tie-wig,  sur- 
fnounted  by  a  fierce  cocked-hat,«  deeply  guarded  with  gold 
lace,  while  the  rest  of  his  dress  consisted  of  the  plaid  and 
philabeg.  Duncan  superintended  a  district  which  was 
partly  Highland,  partly  Lowland,  and  therefore  might  be 
supposed  to  combine  their  natural  habits,  in  order  to  show 
his  impartiality  to  Trojan  or  Tyrian.  The  incongruity,  how- 
tever,  had  a  whimsical  and  ludicrous  effect,  as  it  made  his 
head  arid  body  look  as  if  belonging  to  different  individuals ; 
or,  as  some  one  said  who  had  seen  the  executions  of  the 
insurgent  prisoners  in  1715,  it  seemed  as  if  some  Jacobite 
enchanter,  having  recalled  the  sufferers  to  life,  had  clapped, 
in  his  haste,  an  Englishman's  head  on  a  Highlander's  body. 
To  finish  the  portrait,  the  bearing  of  the  gracious  Duncan 
was  brief,  bluff,  and  consequential,  and  the  upward  turn  of 
his  short,  copper-coloured  nose  indicated  that  he  was  some- 
what addicted  to  wrath  and  usquebaugh. 

When  this  dignitary  had  advanced  up  to  Butler,  and  to 
Jeanie,  "I  will  take  the  freedom,  Mr.  Deans,"  he  said,  in 
a  very  consequential  manner,  "to  salute  your  daughter, 
whilk  I  presume  this  young  lass  to  be — I  kiss  every  pretty 
girl  that  comes  to  Roseneath,  in  virtue  of  my  office." 
Having  made  this  gallant  speech,  he  took  out  his  quid, 
saluted  Jeanie  with  a  hearty  smack,  and  bade  her  welcome 
to  Argyle's  country.  Then  addressing  Butler,  he  said, 
"  Ye  maun  gang  ower  and  meet  the  carle  ministers  yonder 
the  'fiiorn,  for  they  will  want  to  do  your  job,  and  synd  it 
down  with  usquebaugh  doubtless — they  seldom  make  dry 
wark  in  this  kintra." 

"And  the  Laird "  said  David  Deans,  addressing  Butler 

in  further  explanation. 

"The  Captain,  man,"  interrupted  Duncan;  "folk  winna 
ken  wha  ye  are  speaking  aboot,  unless  ye  gie  shentlemens 
their  proper  title." 

■'  "The  Captain,  then,"  said  David,  "assures  me  that  the 
call  is  unanimous  on  the  part  of  the  parishioners — a  real 
harmonious  call,  Reuben." 

"I  peUe.ve,"  said  Duncan,  "it  was  as  harmonious  as 
could   pe  expected,  when  the  tae  half  o'  the  bodies  were 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  467 

clavering  Sassenach,   and  the  t'other  skirling  Gaelic^  Vike 

see-maws  and  clack-geese  before  a  storm.     Ane  wad  hfie 

n  oded  the  gift  of  tongues   to   ken    preceesely   what  they 

i — but   I    pelieve   the    best   end  of  it   was,    '  Long  live 

cCallummore  and  Knockdunder  1 ' — And  as  to  its  being 

unanimous  call,   I  wad  be  glad  to  ken  fat  business  the 

les  have  to  call  onything  or  onybody  but  what  the  Duke 

and  mysell  likes  .'  " 

"  Ne\-ertheless,"  said  Mr.  Butler,  "if  any  of  the 
parishioners  have  any  scruples,  which  sometimes  happen 
in  the  mind  of  sincere   professors,   I  should   be  happy   of 

an  opportunity  of  trying  to  remove " 

"Never  fash  your  peard  about  it,  man,"  interrupted 
Duncan  Knock — "Leave  it  a'  to  me. — Scruple!  deil  ane 
o'  them  has  been  bred  up  to  scruple  onything  that  they're 
bidden  to  do.  And  if  sic  a  thing  suld  happen  as  ye  speak 
1  o*,  ye  sail  see  the  sincere  professor,  as  ye  ca'  him,  towed 
I  at  the  stern  of  my  boat  for  a  few  furlongs.  I'll  try  if  the 
water  of  the  Haiy  Loch  winna  wash  off  scruples  as  weel 

[  as  fleas— Cot  tam  ! " 

i      The    rest   of  Duncan's   threat   was    lost  in    a   growling 

[  &U''&li"gr  sort  of  sound,  which  he  made  in  his  throat,  and 

f  which   menaced   recusants   with   no  gentle  means  of  con- 

!  versation.     David  Deans  would  certainly  have  given  battle 

:  in  defence  of  the  right  of  tlie  Christian   congregation  to 

be  consulted  in  the  choice  of  their  own  pastor,  which,  in 

his  estimation,  was  one  of  the  choicest  and  most  inalienable 

of  their  privileges ;    but   he   had   again   engaged   in   close 

conversation   with  Jeanic,    and,    with    more    interest  than 

he    was    in    use   to    take    in   affairs   foreign   alike   to   his 

occupation  and  to  his  religious  tenets,  was  inquiring  into 

the  particulars  of  her  London  journey.     This  was,  perhaps, 

fortunate  for  the  new-formed  friendship  betwixt  him  and 

the   Captain    of   Knockdunder,    which    rested,    in    David's 

estimation,  upon  the  proofs  he  had  given   of  his   skill   in 

managing  stock  ;  but,   in  reality,  upon  the  special  charge 

transrgitted  to  Duncan  from  the  Duke  and  his  agent,  to 

behave  with  the  utmost  attention  to  Deans  and  his  family. 

"And  now,  sirs,"  said  Duncan,  in  a  commanding  tone, 
"  I  am  to  pray  ye  a'  to  come  in  to  your  supper,  for  yonder 
is  Mr.  Archibald 'half  famished,  and  a  Sa.\on  woman,  that 
looks  as  if  her  een  were  fleeing  out  o'  her  head  wi'  fear 
and  wonder,  as  if  she  had  never  seen  a  shentleman  in  a 
philabeg  before." 


463  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"And  Reuben  Butler,"  said  David,  "will  doubtless 
desire  instantly  to  retire,  that  he  may  prepare  his  mind 
for  the  exercise  of  to-morrow,  that  his  work  may  suit  the 
day,  and  be  an  offering  of  a  sweet  savour  in  the  nostrils 
of  the  reverend  Presbytery." 

"  Hout  tout,  man,  it's  but  little  ye  ken  about  them," 
interrupted  the  Captain.  "Teil  a  ane  o'  them  wad  gie  the 
savour  of  the  hot  venison  pasty  which  I  smell  "  (turning 
his  squab  nose  up  in  the  air)  "a'  the  way  frae  the 
Lodge,  for  a'  that  Mr.  Putler,  or  you  either,  can  say  to 
them." 

David  groaned  ;  but  judging  he  had  to  do  with  a  Gallio, 
as  he  said,  did  not  think  it  worth  his  while  to  give  battle. 
They  followed  the  Captain  to  the  house,  and  arranged 
themselves  with  great  ceremony  round  a  well-loaded 
supper-table.  The  only  other  circumstance  of  the  evening 
worthy  to  be  recorded  is,  that  Butler  pronounced  the 
blessing  ;  that  Knockdunder  found  it  too  long,  and  David 
Deans  censured  it  as  too  short,  from  which  the  charitable 
reader  may  conclude  it  was  exactly  the  proper  length. 


CHAPTER   XLV. 

Now  turn  the  Psalms  of  David  ower 

And  lilt  wi'  holy  clangour  ; 
Of  double  verse  come  g'lc  us  four, 

And  skirl  up  the  Bangor. 

Burns. 

The  next  was  the  Important  day,  when,  according  to  the 
forms  and  ritual  of  the  Scottish  Kirk,  Reuben  Butler  was 
to  be  ordained  minister  of  Knocktarlitie  by  the  Presbytery 

of •     And  so  eager  were  the   whole  party,  that  all, 

excepting  Mrs.  Dutton,  the  destined  Cowslip  of  Inverary, 
were  stirring  at  an  early  hour. 

Their  host,  whose  appetite  was  as  quick  and  keen, as  his 
temper,  was  not  long  in  summoning  them  to  a  substantial 
breakfast,  where  there  were  at  least  a  dozen  of  different 
preparations  of  milk,  plenty  of  cold  meat,  scores  boiled  and 
roasted  eggs,  a  huge  cag  of  butter,  half-a-firkin  herrings 
boiled  and  broiled,  fresh  and  salt,  and  tea  and  coffee  for 
them  that  liked  it,  which,  as  their  landlord  assured  them, 
with  a  nod  and  a  wink,  pointing,  at  the  same  time,  to  a 


THE   HiiART   OF   MlD-LOTHlAN.  469 

e  cutter  which  seemed  dodging  under  the  lee  of  the 
d,  cost  them  little  beside  the  fetching  ashore. 
Is  the  contraband  trade   permitted   here  so  openly?" 
said  Butler.     "  I  should  think  it  ver>'  unfavourable  to  the 
people's  morals." 

*•  The  Duke,  Mr.  Putler,  has  given  nae  orders  concerning 
the  putting  of  it  down,"  said  the  magistrate,  and  seemed 
to  think  that  he  had  said  all  that  was  necessary  to  justify 
his  connivance. 

Butler  was  a  man  of  prudence,  and  aware  that  real  good 
can  only  be  obtained  by  remonstrance  when  remonstrance 
is  well-timed  ;  so  for  the  present  he  said  nothing  more  on 
the  subject. 

When  breakfast  was  half  over,  in  flounced  Mrs.  Dolly, 
as  fine  as  a  blue  sacque  and  cherry-coloured  ribands 
could  make  her. 

"Good -morrow  to  you,  madam,"  said  the  master 
of  ceremonies ;  "  I  trust  your  early  rising  will  not 
skaith  ye." 

The  dame  apologised  to  Captain  Knockunder,  as  she 
was  pleased  to  term  their  entertainer;  "  but,  as  we  savin 
Cheshire,"  she  added,  "  I  was  like  the  Mayor  of  Altring- 
ham,  who  lies  in  bed  while  his  breeches  are  mending,  for 
the  girl  did  not  bring  up  the  right  bundle  to  my  room,  till 
she  had  brought  up  all  the  others  by  mistake  one  after 
t'other. — Well,  I  suppose  we  are  all  for  church  to-day,  as 
I  understand — Pray  may  I  be  so  bold  as  to  ask  if  it  is  the 
fashion  for  your  North-country  gentlemen  to  go  to  Church 
in  your  petticoats.  Captain  Knockunder?" 

"  Captain  of  Knockdunder,  madam,  if  you  please,  for  I 
knock  under  to  no  man  ;  and  in  respect  of  my  garb,  I  shall 
go  to  church  as  I  am,  at  your  service,  madam  ;  for  if  I 
were  to  lie  in  bed  like  your  Major  What-d'ye-callum,  till 
my  preeches  were  mended,  I  might  be  there  all  my  life, 
seeing  I  never  had  a  pair  of  them  on  my  person  but  twice 
in  my  life,  which  1  am  pound  to  remember,  it  peing  when 
the  Duke  brought  his  Duchess  here,  when  her  Grace 
pehoved  to  be  pleasured  ;  so  I  e'en  porrowed  the  minister's 
trews  for  the  twa  days  his  Grace  was  pleased  to  stay — but 
I  will  put  myself  under  sic  confinement  again  for  no  man 
on  earth,  or  woman  eitlier,  but  her  Grace  being  always 
excepted,  as  in  duty  pound." 

The  mistress  of  the  milking-pail  stared,  but  making  no 
'  answer  to  this  round  declaration,  immediately  proceeded  to 


470,  THE    HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN, 

show,  Ihat  the  alarm  of  the  preceding  evening  liad  ia  no 
degree  injured  her  appetite. 

When  the  meal  was  finished,  the  Captain  proposed  to 
them. to  take  boat,  in  order  that  Mrs.  Jeanie  might  see  her 
new  place  of  residence,  and  that  he  himself  might  inquire 
whether  the  necessary  preparations  had  been  made  there, 
and  at  the  Manse,  for  receiving  the  future  inmates  of 
these  mansions. 

The  morning  was  delightful,  and  the  huge  mountain- 
shadows  slept  upon  the  mirrored  wave  of  the  firth,  almost 
as  little  disturbed  as  if  it  had  been  an  inland  lake.  Even 
Mrs.  Button's  fears  no  longer  annoyed  her.  She  had  been 
informed  by  Archibald,  that  there  was  to  be  some  sort  of 
junketting  after  the  sermon,  and  that  was  what  she  loved 
dearly  ;.  and  as  for  the  water,  it  was  so  still  that  it  would 
look  quite  like  a  pleasuring  on  the  Thames. 

The  whole  party  being  embarked,  therefore,  in  a  large 
boat,  which  the  captain  called  his  coach  and  six,  and 
attended  by  a  smaller  one  termed  his  gig,  the  gallant 
Duncan  steered  straight  upon  the  little  tower  of  the  old- 
fashioned  church  of  Knocktarlitie,  and  the  exertions  of 
six  stout  rowers  sped  them  rapidly  on  their  voyage.  As 
they  neared  the  land,  the  hills  appeared  to  recede  from 
them,  and  a  little  valley,  formed  by  the  descent  of  a  small 
river  from  the  mountains,  evolved  itself  as  it  were  upon 
their  approach.  The  style  of  the  country  on  each  side 
was  simply  pastoral,  and  resembled,  in  appearance  and 
character,  the  description  of  a  forgotten  Scottish  poet, 
which  runs  nearly  thus  : — 

The  water  gently  down  a  level  slid. 
With  little  din,  but  couthy  what  it  made  ; 
On  ilka  side  the  trees  gfrew  thick  and  lang, 
And  wi'  the  wild  birds'  notes  were  a'  in  sang  ; 
On  either  side,  a  full  bow-shot  and  mair. 
The  green  was  even,  gowany,  and  fair  ; 
With  easy  slope  on  every  hand  the  braes 
To  the  hills'  feet  with  scattered  bushes  raise  ; 
With  goats  and  sheep  aboon,  and  kye  below, 
The  bonny  banks  all  in  a  swarm  did  go. 

They  landed  in  this  Highland  Arcadia,  at  the  mouth  of 
the  small  stream  which  watered  the  delightful  and  peace- 
aible  valley.  Inhabitants  of  several  descriptions  came  to 
pay    their    respects    to    the    Captain    of    Knockdunder,    a 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  47-1 

ji  homage  which  he  was  very  peremptory  in  exacting,  and 
1;  to  see  the  new  settlers.  Some  of  these  were  men  -after 
David  Dean's  own  heart,  elders  of  the  kirk-session,  zealous 
professors,  from  the  Lennox,  Lanarkshire,  and  Ayrshiie, 
to  whom  the  preceding  Duke  of  Argyle  had  given  rooms 
in  this  corner  of  his  estate,  because  they  had  suffered  for 
joining  his  father,  the  unfortunate  Earl,  during  his  ill- 
fated  attempt  in  1686.  These  were  cakes  of  the  right 
leaven  for'  David  regaling  himself  with  ;  and,  had  it  not 
been  for  this  circumstance,  he  has  been  heard  to  say, 
"  that  the  Captain  of  Knockdunder  would  have  swore  hinv 
out  of  the  country  in  twenty-four  hours,  sae  awesome  it 
was  to  ony  thinking  soul  to  hear  his  imprecations,  up>on 
the  slightest  temptation  that  crossed  his  humour." 

Besides  these,  there  were  a  wilder  set  of  parishioners, 
mountaineers  from  the  upper  glen  and  adjacent  hill,  who 
spoke  Gaelic,  went  about  armed,  and  wore  the  Highland 
dress.  But  the  strict  commands  of  the  Duke  had  established 
such  good  order  in  this  part  of  his  territories,  that  the 
Gael  and  Saxons  lived  upon  the  best  possible  terms  of 
good  neighbourhood.  . 

They  first  visited  the  Manse,  as  the  parsonage  is  termed 
in  Scotland.  It  was  old,  but  in  good  repair,  and  stood 
snugly  embosomed  in  a  grove  of  sycamore,  with  a  well- 
stocked  garden  in  front,  bounded  by  the  small  river,  which 
was  partly  visible  from  the  windows,  partly  concealed  by 
the  bushes,  trees,  and  bounding  hedge.  Within,  the  house 
looked  less  comfortable  than  it  might  have  been,  for  it  liad 
been  neglected  by  the  late  incumbent :  but  workmen  had 
been  labouring  under  the  directions  of  tlie  Captain  of 
Knockdunder,  and  at  the  expense  of  the  Duke  of  Argyle, 
to  put  it  into  some  order.  The  old  "plenishing  "  had  been 
removed,  and  neat,  but  plain  household  furniture  had  been 
sent  down  by  the  Duke  in  a  brig  of  his  own,  called  the 
Caroline^  and  was  now  ready  to  be  placed  in  order  in  the 
apartments. 

The  gracious  Duncan,  finding  matters  were  At  a  stand 
among  the  workmen,  summoned  before  him  the  delinquents, 
and  impressed  all  who  heard  him  with  a  sense  of  his 
authority,  by  the  penalties  with  which  he  threatened  them 
for  their  delay.  Mulcting  them  in  half  their  charge,  he 
assured  them,  would  be  the  least  of  it ;  for,  if  they  were 
to  neglect  his  pleasure  and  the  Duke's,  "he  would  be 
tamn'd  if  he  paid  them  the  t'other  half  either,  and  they 


472  THE    HEART   OF    MID-LOTHIAN. 

might  seek  law  for  it  where  they  could  get  it."  The  work- 
people humbled  themselves  before  the  offended  dignitary, 
and  spake  him  soft  and  fair  ;  and  at  length,  upon  Mr, 
Butler  recalling  to  his  mind  that  it  was  the  ordination-day, 
and  that  the  workmen  were  probably  thinking  of  going  to 
church,  Knockdunder  agreed  to  forgive  them,  out  of  respect 
to  their  new  minister. 

"But  an  I  catch  them  neglecking  my  duty  again,  Mr. 
Putler,  the  teil  pe  in  me  if  the  kirk  shall  be  an  excuse  ; 
for  what  has  the  like  o'  them  rapparees  to  do  at  the  kirk 
ony  day  put  Sundays,  or  then  either,  if  the  Duke  and  I 
has  the  necessitous  uses  for  them  ?  " 

It  may  be  guessed  with  what  feelings  of  quiet  satisfac- 
tion and  delight  Butler  looked  forward  to  spending  his 
days,  honoured  and  useful  as  he  trusted  to  be,  in  this 
sequestered  valley,  and  how  often  an  intelligent  glance 
was  exchanged  betwixt  him  and  Jeanie,  whose  good- 
humoured  face  looked  positively  handsome,  from  the  ex- 
pression of  modesty,  and,  at  the  same  time,  of  satisfaction, 
which  she  wore  when  visiting  the  apartments  of  which  she 
was  soon  to  call  herself  mistress.  She  was  left  at  liberty 
to  give  more  open  indulgence  to  her  feelings  of  delight 
and  admiration,  when,  leaving  the  Manse,  the  company 
proceeded  to  examine  the  destined  habitation  of  David 
Deans. 

Jeanie  found  with  pleasure  that  it  was  not  above  a 
musket-shot  from  the  Manse ;  for  it  had  been  a  bar  to 
her  happiness  to  think  she  might  be  obliged  to  reside  at 
a  distance  from  her  father,  and  she  was  aware  that  there 
were  strong  objections  to  his  actually  living  in  the  same 
house  with  Butler.  But  this  brief  "distance  was  the  very 
thing  which  she  c6uld  have  wished. 

The  farm-house  was  on  the  plan  of  an  improved  cottage, 
and  contrived  with  great  regard  to  convenience ;  an 
excellent  little  garden,  an  orchard,  and  a  set  of  offices 
complete,  according  to  the  best  ideas  of  the  time,  com- 
bined to  render  it  a  most  desirable  habitation  for  the 
practical  farmer,  and  far  superior  to  the  hovel  at  Woodend, 
and  the  small  house  at  St.  Leonard's  Crags.  The 
situation  was  considerably  higher  than  that  of  the  Manse, 
and  fronted  to  the  west.  The  windows  commanded  an 
enchanting  view  of  the  little  vale  over  which  the  mansion 
seemed  to  preside,  the  windings  of  the  stream,  and  the 
firth,    with    its    associated    lakes    and     romantic    islands 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  473 

i  ue  hills  of  Dumbartonshire,  once  possessed  by  the  fierce 
clan  of  MacFarlanes,  formed  a  crescent  behind  the  valley, 
and  far  to  the  right  were  seen  tlie  dusky  and  more  gigantic 
mountains  of  Argyleshire,  with  a  seaward  view  of  the 
shattered  and  thunder-splitten  peaks  of  Arran. 

But  to  Jeanie,  whose  taste  for  the  picturesque,  if  she  had 
any  by  nature,  had  never  been  awakened  or  cultivated,  the 
sight  of  the  faithful  old  May  Hettly,  as  she  opened  the 
door  to  receive  them  in  her  clean  toy,  Sunday's  russet-gown, 
and  blue  apron,  nicely  smoothed  down  before  her,  was 
worth  the  whole  varied  landscape.  The  raptures  of  the 
faithful  old  creature  at  seeing  Jeanie  were  equal  to  her  own, 
as  she  hastened  to  assure  her,  "that  baith  the  gudeman 
and  the  beasts  had  been  as  weel  seen  after  as  she  possibly 
could  contrive."  Separating  her  from  the  rest  of  the 
company,  May  then  hurried  her  young  mistress  to  the 
oliices,  that  she  might  receive  the  compliments  she  expected 
lor  her  care  of  the  cows.  Jeanie  rejoiced,  in  the  simplicity 
of  her  heart,  to  see  her  charge  once  more  ;  and  the  mute 
favourites  of  our  heroine,  Gowans,  and  the  others,  acknow- 
ledged her  presence  by  lowing,  turning  round  their  broad 
and  decent  brows  when  they  heard  her  well-known  "Pruh, 
my  leddy — pruh,  my  woman,"  and,  by  various  indications, 
known  only  to  those  who  have  studied  the  habits  of  the 
milky  mothers,  showing  sensible  pleasure  as  she  approached 
to  caress  them  in  their  turn. 

"The  very  brute  beasts  are  glad  to  see  ye  again,"  said 
May;  "but  nae  wonder,  Jeanie,  for  ye  were  aye  kind  to 
beast  and  body.  And  I  maun  learn  to  ca'  ye  mistress  now, 
Jeanie,  since  ye  hae  been  up  to  Lunnon,  and  seen  the  Duke, 
and  the  King,  and  a'  the  braw  folk.  But  wha  kens,"  added 
the  old  dame  slyly,  "  what  I'll  hae  to  ca'  ye  forby  mistress, 
for  I'm  thinking  it  wunna  lang  be  Deans." 

"Ca'  me  your  ain  Jeanie,  May,  and  then  ye  can  never 
gang  wrang." 

In  the  cow-house,  which  they  examined,  there  was  one 
animal  which  Jeanie  looked  at  till  the  tears  gushed  from 
her  eyes.  May,  who  had  watched  her  with  a  sympathising 
expression,  immediately  observed,  in  an  undertone,  "  The 
gudeman  aye  sorts  that  beast  hinisell,  and  is  kinder  to  it 
than  ony  beast  in  the  byre ;  *  and  I  noticed  he  was  that 
way  e'en  when  he  was  angriest,  and  had  maist  cause  to  be 
angry. — Eh,  sirs  1  a  parent's  heart's  a  queer  thing  ! — Mony 

•  Cow-Uouse. 


474  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

a  warsle*  he  has  had  for  that  puir  lassie — I  am  thinking 
he  petitions  mair  for  her  than  for  yoursell,  hinny  ;  for  what 
can  he  plead  for  you  but  just  to  wish  you  the  blessing  ye 
deserve?  And  when  I  sleepit  ayont  the  hallan.t  when  we 
dame  first  here,  he  was  often  earnest  a'  night,  and  I  could 
hear  him  come  owerand  ower  again  wi' '  Effie — puir  blinded 
misguided  thing  !  '  it  was  aye  '  Effie  !  Effie  ! ' — If  that  puir 
<\*andering  lamb  comena  into  the  sheepfauld  in  the 
Shepherd's  ain  time,  it  will  be  an  unco  wonder,  for  I  wot 
she  has  been  a  child  of  prayers.  Oh,  if  the  puir  prodigal 
wad  return,  sae  blithely  as  the  goodman  wad  kill  the  fatted 
calf! — though  Brockie's  calf  will  no  be  fit  for  killing  this 
three  weeks  yet." 

-  And  then,  with  the  discursive  talent  of  persons  of  her 
description,  she  got  once  more  afloat  in  her  account  of 
domestic  affairs,  and  left  this  delicate  and  affecting  topic. 

Having  looked  at  everything  in  the  offices  and  the  dairy, 
and  expressed  her  satisfaction  with  the  manner  in  which 
Aiatters  had  been  managed  in  her  absence,  Jeanie  rejoined 
the  rest  of  the  party,  who  were  surveying  the  interior  of 
the  house,  all  excepting  David  Deans  and  Butler,  who  had 
gone  down  to  the  church  to  meet  tlie  kirk-session  and  the 
clergymen  of  the  Presbytery,  and  arrange  matters  for  the 
duty  of  the  day. 

^'  In  the  interior  ot  the  cottage  all  was  clean,  neat,  and 
suitable  to  the  exterior.  It  had  been  originally  built  and 
furnished  by  the  Duke,  as  a  retreat  for  a  favourite  domestic 
of  the  higher  class,  who  did  not  long  enjoy  it,  and  had  been 
dead  only  a  few  months,  so  that  everything  was  in  excellent 
taste  and  good  order.  But  in  Jeanie's  bedroom  was  a  neat 
trunk,  which  had  greatly  excited  Mrs.  Dutton's  curiosity, 
for  she  was  sure  that  the  direction,  "  For  Mrs.  Jean  Deans, 
at  Auchingower,  parish  of  Knocktarlitie,"  was  the  writing 
of  Mrs.  Semple,  the  Duchess's  own  woman.  May  Hettly 
produced  the  key  in  a  sealed  parcel,  which  bore  the  same 
address,  and  attached  to  the  key  was  a  label,  intimating  that 
the  trunk  and  its  contents  were  "a  token  of  remembrance 
to  Jeanie  Deans,  from  her  friends  the  Duchess  of  Argyle 
and  the  young  ladies."  The  trunk,  hastily  opened,  as  the 
reader  will  not  doubt,  was  found  to  be  full  of  wearing 
apparel  of  the  best  quality,  suited  to  Jeanie's  rank  in  life ; 
and  to  most  of  the  articles  the  names  of  the  particular  donors 
Mi-er«»  attached,  as  if  to  make  Jeanie  sensible  not  only  of  the 

*  Struggle.  \  Partition. 


THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  4.75 

general,  but  of  the  individual  interest  she  had  excited  in  the 
noble  family.  To  name  the  various  articles  by  their  appro- 
priate names,  would  be  to  attempt  things  unattempted  yet 
m  prose  or  rhyme ;  besides,  that  the  old-fashioned  terms  of 
manteaus,  sacques,  kissing-strings,  and  so  forth,  would 
convey  but  little  information  even  to  the  milliners  of  the 
present  day.  I  shall  deposit,  however,  an  accurate  inventory 
of  the  contents  of  the  trunk  with  my  kind  friend,  Miss 
Martha  Buskbody,  who  has  promised,  should  the  public 
curiosity  seem  interested  in  the  subject,  to  supply  me  with  a 
professional  glossarj'  and  commentary.  Suffice  it  to  say, 
that  the  gift  was  such  as  became  the  donors,  and  was 
suited  to  the  situation  of  the  receiver ;  that  everything  was 
handsome  and  appropriate,  and  nothing  forgotten  which  be- 
longed to  the  wardrobe  of  a  young  person  in  Jeanie's  situa- 
tion in  life,  the  destined  bride  of  a  respectable  clergj'man. 

Article  after  article  was  displayed,  commented  upon,  and 
admired,  to  the  wonder  of  May,  who  declared,  "shedidna 
think  the  queen  had  mair  or  better  claise,"  and  somewhat 
to  the  en\y  of  the  northern  Cowslip.  This  unamiable,  but 
not  very  unnatural,  disposition  of  mind,  broke  forth  in  sundry 
unfounded  criticisms  to  the  disparagement  of  the  articles, 
as  they  were  severally  exhibited.  But  it  assumed  a  more 
direct  character,  when,  at  the  bottom  of  all,  was  found  a 
dress  of  white  silk,  very  plainly  made,  but  still  of  white 
silk,  and  French  silk  to  boot,  with  a  paper  pinned  to  it, 
bearing,  that  it  was  a  present  from  the  Duke  of  .\rgyle  to 
his  travelling  companion,  to  be  worn  on  the  day  when  she 
should  change  her  name. 

Mrs.  Dutton  could  forbear  no  longer,  but  whispered  into 
Mr.  Archibald's  ear,  that  it  was  a  clever  thing  to  be  a 
Scotchwoman  :  "She  supposed  all  her  sisters,  and  she  had 
half  a  dozen,  might  have  been  hanged,  without  any  one 
sending  her  a  present  of  a  pocket-handkerchief." 

"Or  without  your  making  any  exertion  to  save  them, 
Mrs.   Dolly,"  answered  .Archibald  drily. — "  But  I  am  sur- 

Erised  we  do  not  hear  the  bell  yet,"  said  he,  looking  at 
is  watch. 

"  Fat  ta  deil,  Mr.  Archibald,"  answered  the  Captain  of 
Knockdunder,  "wad  ye  hae  them  ring  the  bell  before  I 
am  ready  to  gang  to  kirk  ? — I  wad  gar  the  bedral  eat  the 
bell-rope,  if  he  took  ony  sic  freedom.  But  if  ye  want  to 
hear  the  bell,  I  will  just  show  mysell  on  the  knowe-head, 
and  it  will  begin  jowing  forthwith." 


476  THE    HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

Accordingly,  so  soon  as  they  sallied  out,  and  that  the 
gold-laced  hat  of  the  Captain  was  seen  rising  like  Hesper 
above  the  dewy  verge  of  the  rising  ground,  the  clash  (for 
it  was  rather  a  clash  than  a  clang)  of  the  bell  was  heard 
from  the  old  moss-grown  tower,  and  the  clapper  continued 
to  thump  its  cracked  sides  all  the  while  they  advanced 
towards  the  kirk,  Duncan  exhorting  them  to  take  their  own 
time,  "  for  teil  ony  sport  wad  be  till  he  came."* 

Accordingly,  the  bell  only  changed  to  the  final  and  im- 
patient chime  when  they  crossed  the  stile  ;  and  "rang  in,' 
that  is,  concluded  its  mistuned  summons,  when  they  had 
entered  the  Duke's  seat,  in  the  little  kirk,  where  the  whole 
party  arranged  themselves,  with  Duncan  at  their  head, 
excepting  David  Deans,  who  already  occupied  a  seat  among 
the  elders. 

The  business  of  the  day,  with  a  particular  detail  of  which 
it  is  unnecessary  to  trouble  the  reader,  was  gone  through 
according  to  the  established  form,  and  the  sermon  pro- 
nounced upon  the  occasion  had  the  good  fortune  to  please 
even  the  critical  David  Deans,  though  it  was  only  an  hour 
and  a  quarter  long,  which  David  termed  a  short  allowance 
of  spiritual  provender. 

The  preacher,  who  was  a  divine  that  held  many  of  David's 
opinions,  privately  apologised  for  his  brevity  by  saying, 
"That  he  observed  the  Captain  was  gaunting  grievously, 
and  that  if  he  had  detained  him  longer,  there  was  no 
knowing  how  long  he  might  be  in  paymg  the  next  term's 
victual  stipend." 

David  groaned  to  find  that  such  carnal  motives  could 
have  influence  upon  the  mind  of  a  powerful  preacher.  He 
had,  indeed,  been  scandalised  by  another  circumstance 
during  the  service. 

So  soon  as  the  congregation  were  seated  after  prayers, 
and  the  clergyman  had  read  his  text,  the  gracious  Duncan, 
after  rummaging  the  leathern  purse  which  hung  in  front  ol 
his  petticoat,  produced  a  short  tobacco-pipe  made  of  iron, 
and  observed,  almost  aloud,  "  I  hae  forgotten  my  spleuchan 
— Lachlan,  gang  down  to  the  clachan,  and  bring  me  up  a 
pennyworth  of  twist."  Six  arms,  the  nearest  within  reach, 
presented,  with  an  obedient  start,  as  many  tobacco-pouchy" 
to  the  man  of  office.  He  made  choice  of  one  with  a  nod 
acknowledgment,  filled  his  pipe,  lighted  It  with  the  assts 
ance  of  his  pistol-flint,  and  smoked  with  infinite  composu^ 

*  Note  18.     Tolliug  to  Service  in  ScotUnd. 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  477 

during  the  whole  time  of  the  sermon.  When  the  discourse 
was  finished,  he  knocked  the  ashes  out  of  his  pipe,  replaced 
;t  in  its  sporran,  returned  the  tobacco-pouch  or  spleuchan 
:o  its  owner,  and  joined  in  the  prayer  with  decency  and 
ittention. 

At  the  end  of  the  service,  when  Butler  had  been  admitted 
Tiinister  of  the  kirk  of  Knocktarlitie,  with  all  its  spiritual 
mmunitiesandpris-ileges,  David,  who  had  frowned,  groaned, 
uid  murmured  at  Knockdunder's  irreverent  demeanour, 
x)mmunicated  his  plain  thoughts  of  the  matter  to  Isaac 
Meiklehose,  one  of  the  elders,  with  whom  a  reverential 
iSpect  and  huge  grizzle  wig  had  especially  disposed  him  to 
«ek  fraternisation.  "It  didna  become  a  wild  Indian," 
David  said,  "much  less  a  Christian,  and  a  gentleman,  to 
at  in  the  kirk  puffing  tobacco-reek,  as  if  he  were  in  a 
:hange-house." 

Meiklehose  shook  his  head,  and  allowed  It  was  "  far  frae 
jcseemlng — But  what  will  ye  say  ?  The  Captain's  a  queer 
land,  and  to  speak  to  him  about  that  or  onytliing  else  that 
rosses  the  maggot,  wad  be  to  set  the  kiln  a-low.  He  keeps 
I  high  hand  ower  the  country,  and  we  couldna  deal  wi'  the 
-lielandmen  without  his  protection,  sin'  a'  the  keys  o'  the 
cintray  hings  at  his  belt  ;  and  he's  no  am  ill  body  in  the 
nain,  and  maistry,  ye  ken,  maws  the  meadows  doun." 

"That  may  be  very  true,  neighbour,"  said  David  ;  "  but 
Reuben  Butler  isna  the  man  I  take  him  to  be,  if  he  disna 
earn  the  Captain  to  fuff  his  pipe  some  other  gate  than  in 
jod's  house,  or  the  quarter  be  ower." 

"  Fair  and  softly  gangs  far,"  said  Meiklehose  ;  "and  if  a 
ule  may  gie  a  wise  man  a  counsel,  I  wad  hae  him  think 
wice  or  he  mells  wi'  Knockdunder — He  suld  hae  a  lang- 
.hankit  spune  that  wad  sup  kail  wi'  the  deil.  But  thev  are 
I'away  to  their  dinner  to  the  change-house,  and  if  we  dinna 
nend  our  pace,  we'll  come  short  at  meal-time." 

David  accompanied  his  friend  without  answer  ;  but  began 
o  feel  from  experience,  that  the  glen  of  Knocktarlitie,  like 
he  rest  of  the  world,  was  haunted  by  its  own  special 
•ubjects  of  regret  and  discontent.  His  mind  was  so  much 
KXupied  by  considering  the  best  means  of  converting 
Duncan  of  Knock  to  a  sense  of  reverent  decency  during 
mblic  worship,  that  he  altogether  forgot  to  inquire 
vhether  Butler  was  called  upon  to  subscribe  the  oaths  to 
iovernmenL 
>   Some  have  insinuated,  that  his  neglect  on  this  head  was. 


^^.  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

in  some  degree,  intentional ;  but  I  think  this  explanation 
inconsistent  with  the  simplicity  of  my  friend  David's 
character.  Neither  have  I  ever  been  able,  by  the  most 
minute  inquiries,  to  know  whether  the  formula,  at  which  he 
so  much  scrupled,  had  been  exacted  from  Butler,  ay  or  no. 
The  books  of  the  kirk-session  might  have  thrown  some  light 
on  this  matter ;  but  unfortunately  they  were  destroyed  in 
the  year  1746,  by  one  Donacha  Dhu  na  Dunaigh,  at  the 
instance,  it  was  said,  or  at  least  by  the  connivance,  of  the 
gracious  Duncan  of  Knock,  who  had  a  desire  to  obliterate 
the  recorded  foibles  of  a  certain  Kate  Finlayson. 


CHAPTER   XLVI. 

Now  butt  and  ben  the  change-house  fills 

Wi'  yill-caup  commentators, — 

Here's  crying  out  for  bakes  and  gills. 

And  there  the  pint-stoup  clatters. 

VVi'  thick  and  thrang,  and  loud  and  lang,— 

Wi'  logic  and  wi'  scripture, 

They  raise  a  din  that  in  the  end 

Is  like  to  breed  a  rupture, 

O'  wrath  that  day. 

Burns. 

A  ple:ntiful  entertainment,  at  the  Duke  of  Argyle's  cost, 
regftled  the  reverend  gentlemen  who  had  assisted  at  the 
ordination  of  Reuben  Butler,  and  almost  all  the  respectable 
part  of  the  parish.  The  feast  was,  indeed,  such  as  the 
country  itself  furnished ;  for  plenty  of  all  the  reouisites  for 
"a  rough  and  round  dinner"  were  always  at  Duncan  ol 
Knock's  command.  There  was  the  beef  and  mutton  on  the 
braes,  the  fresh  and  salt-water  fish  in  the  lochs,  the  brooks, 
and  firth  ;  game  of  every  kind,  from  the  deer  to  the  leveret, 
were  to  be  had  for  the  killing,  in  the  Duke's  forests,  moors, 
heaths,  and  mosses  ;  and  for  liquor,  home-brewed  ale  flowed 
as  freely  as  water  ;  brandy  and  usquebaugh  both  were  had 
in  those  happy  times  without  duty ;  even  white  wine  and 
claret  were  got  for  nothing,  since  the  Duke's  extensive 
rights  of  the  admlrallty  gave  him  a  title  to  all  the  wine  in 
cask  which  is  drifted  ashore  on  the  western  coast  and  isles 
of  Scotland,  when  shipping  have  suffered  by  severe  weather. 
|n  short,  as  Duncan  boasted,  the  entertainment  did  not  cosi 


THE   HEART   OF    MID-LOTHIAN.  479 

^MacCallummore  a  plack  out  of  his  sporran,  and  was  never- 
theless not  only  liberal,  but  overflowing. 

The  Duke's  health  was  solemnised  in  a  bond  fide  bumper, 
and  David  Deans  himself  added  perhaps  the  first  huzza  that 
his  lungs  had  ever  uttered,  to  swell  the  shout  with  which 
the  pledge  was  received.  Nay,  so  exalted  in  heart  was  he 
upon  this  memorable  occasion,  and  so  much  disposed  to  be 
indulgent,  that  he  expressed  no  dissatisfactioa  when  three 
bagpipers  struck  up,  "The  Campbells  are  coming."  The 
health  of  the  reverend  minister  of  Knocktarlitie  was  received 
with  similar  honours ;  and  there  was  a  roar  of  laughter^ 
when  one  of  his  brethren  slily  subjoined  the  addition  of,  "A 
good  wife  to  our  brother,  to  keep  the  Manse  in  order." 
On  this  occasion  David  Deans  was  delivered  of  his  first-born 
joke  ;  and  apparently  the  parturition  was  accompanied  with 
many  throes,  for  sorely  did  he  twist  about  his  physiognomy, 
and  much  did  he  stumble  in  his  speech,  before  he  could 
express  his  idea,  "That  the  lad  being  now  wedded  to  his 
spiritual  bride,  it  was  hard  to  threaten  him  with  ane 
temporal  spouse  in  the  same  day."  He  then  laughed  a 
hoarse  and  brief  laugh,  and  was  suddenly  grave  and  silent, 
as  if  abashed  at  his  own  vivacious  effort. 

After  another  toast  or  two,  Jeanie,  Mrs.  Dolly,  and  such 
of  the  female  natives  as  had  honoured  the  feast  with  their 
presence,  retired  to  David's  new  dv.elling  at  .Auchingower, 
and  left  the  gentlemen  to  their  potations. 

The  feast  proceeded  with  great  glee.  The  conversation, 
where  Duncan  had  it  under  his  direction,  was  not  indeed 
always  strictly  canonical,  but  David  Deans  escaped  aiiy  risk 
of  being  scandalised,  by  engaging  with  one  of  his  neighs 
hours  in  a  recapitulation  of  the  sufferings  of  Ayrshire  and 
Lanarkshire,  during  what  was  called  the  invasion  of  the 
Highland  Host ;  the  prudent  Mr.  Melklehose  cautioning 
them  from  time  to  time  to  lower  their  voices,  "  for  that 
Duncan  Knock's  father  had  been  at  that  onslaught,  and 
brought  back  muckle  gude  plenishing,  and  that  Duriciin 
was  no  unlikely  tu  hae  been  there  himself,  for  what  he 
kend." 

Meanwhile,  as  the  mirth  grew  fast  and  furious,  th> 
graver  members  of  the  party  began  to  escape  as  well  as 
they  could.  David  Deans  accomplished  his  retreat,  and 
Butler  anxiously  watched  an  opportunity  to  follow  him. 
Knockdunder,  however,  desirous,  he  said,  of  knowing  what 
stuff  was  in  the  new  minister,  had  no  intention  to  part  with 


I 

480  THE   HEART   OF    MID-LOTHIAN.  ^ 

him  so  easily,  but  kept  him  pinned  to  his  side,  watching 
him  sedulously,  and  with  obliging  violence  filling  his  glass 
to  the  brim,  as  often  as  he  could  seize  an  opportunity  of 
doing  so.  At  length,  as  the  evening  was  wearing  late,  a 
venerable  brother  chanced  to  ask  Mr.  Archibald  when  they 
might  hope  to  see  the  Duke,  tarn  carum  caput,  as  he  would 
venture  to  term  him,  at  the  Lodge  of  Roseneath.  Duncan 
of  Knock,  whose  ideas  were  somewhat  conglomerated,  and 
who,  it  may  be  believed,  was  no  great  scholar,  catching  up 
some  imperfect  sound  of  the  words,  conceived  the  speaker 
was  drawing  a  parallel  between  the  Duke  and  Sir  Donald 
Gorme  of  Sleat  ;  and  being  of  opinion  that  such  comparison 
was  odious,  snorted  thrice,  and  prepared  himself  to  be  in  a 
passion. 

To  the  explanation  of  the  venerable  divine  the  Captain 
answered,  "I  heard  the  word  Gorme  myself,  sir,  with  my 
ain  ears.     D'ye  think  I  do  not  know  Gaelic  from  Latin  ?  " 

"Apparently  not,  sir;" — so  the  clergyman,  offended  in 
his  turn,  and  taking  a  pinch  of  snuff,  answered  with  great 
coolness. 

The  copper  nose  of  the  gracious  Duncan  now  became 
heated  like  the  Bull  of  Phalaris,  and  while  Mr.  Archibald 
mediated  betwixt  the  offended  parties,  and  the  attention  oi 
the  company  was  engaged  by  their  dispute,  Butler  took  an 
opportunity  to  effect  his  retreat. 

He  found  the  females  at  Auchingower  very  anxious  for 
the  breaking  up  of  the  convivial  party ;  for  it  was  a  part  ol 
the  arrangement,  that  although  David  Deans  was  to  remain 
at  Auchingower,  and  Butler  was  that  night  to  take  posses- 
sion of  the  Manse,  yet  Jeanie,  for  whom  complete  accommo- 
dations were  not  yet  provided  in  her  father's  house,  was  tc 
return  for  a  day  or  two  to  the  Lodge  at  Roseneath,  and  the 
boats  had  been  held  in  readiness  accordinglj'.  They  waited, 
therefore,  for  Knockdunder's  return,  but  twilight  came,  and 
they  still  waited  in  vain.  At  length  Mr.  Archibald,  who,  as 
a  man  of  decorum,  had  taken  care  not  to  exceed  in  his  con- 
viviality, made  his  appearance,  and  advised  the  females 
strongly  to  return  to  the  island  under  his  escort ;  observing, 
that,  from  the  humour  in  which  he  had  left  the  Captain,  il 
was  a  great  chance  whether  be  budged  out  of  the  public- 
house  that  night,  and  it  was  absolutely  certain  that  he 
would  not  be  very  fit  company  for  ladies.  The  gig  was  at 
their  disposal,  he  said,  and  there  was  still  pleasant  twilight 
for  a  party  on  the  water. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  481 

h  Jeanie,  who  had  considerable  confidence  in  Archibald  s 
prudence,  immediately  acquiesced  in  this  proposal ;  but 
Mrs.  Dolly  positively  objected  to  the  small  boat.  If  the 
big  boat  could  be  gotten,  she  agreed  to  set  out,  otherwise 
she  would  sleep  on  the  floor,  rather  than  stir  a  step. 
Reasoning  with  Dolly  was  out  of  the  question,  and 
Archibald  did  not  think  the  difficulty  so  pressing  as  to 
require  compulsion.  He  observed,  it  was  not  using  the 
Captain  very  politely  to  deprive  him  of  his  coach  and 
six;  "but  as  it  was  in  the  ladies'  service,"  he  gallantly 
said,  "he  would  use  so  much  freedom — besides  the  gig 
would  serve  the  Captain's  purpose  better,  as  it  could 
rome  off  at  any  hour  of  the  tide ;  the  large  boat  should, 
therefore,  be  at  Mrs.  Dolly's  service." 

They  walked  to  the  beach  accordingly,  accompanied  by 
Butler.  It  was  some  time  before  the  boatmen  could  be 
assembled,  and  ere  they  were  well  embarked,  and  ready 
to  depart,  the  pale  moon  was  come  over  the  hill,  and 
flinging  a  trembling  reflection  on  the  broad  and  glittering 
waves.  But  so  soft  and  pleasant  was  the  night,  that 
Butler,  in  bidding  farewell  to  Jeanie,  had  no  apprehension 
for  her  safety ;  and,  what  is  yet  more  extraordinary, 
Mrs.  Dolly  felt  no  alarm  for  her  own.  The  air  was  soft, 
and  came  over  the  cooling  wave  with  something  of  summer 
fragrance.  The  beautiful  scene  of  headlands,  and  capes, 
and  bays,  around  them,  with  the  broad  blue  chain  of 
mountains,  were  dimly  visible  in  the  moonlight ;  while 
!very  dash  of  the  oars  made  the  waters  glance  and  sparkle 
with  the  brilliant  phenomenon  called  the  sea  fire. 

This  last  circumstance  filled  Jeanie  with  wonder,  and 
served  to  amuse  the  mind  of  her  compjinion,  until  they 
approached  the  little  bay,  which  seemed  to  stretch  its  dark 
and  wooded  arms  into  the  sea  as  if  to  welcome  them. 

The  usual  landing-place  was  at  a  quarter  of  a  mile's 
distance  from  the  Lodge,  and  although  the  tide  did  not 
admit  of  the  large  boat  coming  quite  close  to  the  jetty 
of  loose  stones  which  served  as  a  pier,  Jeanie,  who  was 
both  bold  and  active,  easily  sprung  ashore ;  but  Mrs. 
Dolly  positively  refusing  to  commit  herself  to  the  same 
risk,  the  complaisant  Mr.  Archibald  ordered  the  boat 
round  to  a  more  regular  landing-place,  at  a  considerable 
distance  along  the  shore.  He  then  prepared  to  land 
himself,  that  he  might,  in  the  meanwhile,  accompany 
'Jeanie  to  the  Lodge.     But  as  there  was  no  mistaking  the 

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482  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

woodland  lane,  which  led  from  thence  to  the  shore,  and 
as  the  moonlight  showed  her  one  of  the  white  chimneys 
rising  out  of  the  wood  which  embosomed  the  building, 
jcanie  declined  this  favour  with  thanks,  and  requestwi 
iiim  to  proceed  with  Mrs.  Dolly,  who,  being  "  in  a  country 
where  the  ways  were  strange  to  her,  had  mair  need  oi 
countenance." 

This,  indeed,  was  a  fortunate  circumstance,  and  might 
even  be  said  to  save  poor  Cowslip's  life,  if  it  was  true,  as 
she  herself  used  solemnly  to  aver,  that  she  must  positively 
have  expired  for  fear,  if  she  had  been  left  alone  in  the 
boat  with  six  wild  Highlanders  in  kilts. 

The  night  was  so  exquisitely  beautiful,  that  Jeanie, 
instead  of  immediately  directing  her  course  towards  the 
Lodge,  stood  looking  after  the  boat  as  it  again  put  off 
from  the  side,  and  rowed  in  to  the  little  bay,  the  dark 
figures  of  her  companions  growing  less  and  less  distinct 
as  they  diminished  in  the  distance,  and  the  jorram,  or 
melancholy  boat-song  of  the  rowers,  coming  on  the  ear 
with  softened  and  sweeter  sound,  until  the  boat  rounded 
the  headland,  and  was  lost  to  her  observation. 

Still  Jeanie  remained  in  the  same  posture,  looking  out 
upon  the  sea.  It  would,  she  was  aware,  be  some  time  ere 
her  companions  could  reach  the  Lodge,  as  the  distance  by 
the  more  convenient  landing-place  was  considerably  greater 
than  from  the  point  where  she  stood,  and  she  was  not  sorry 
to  have  an  opportunity  to  spend  the  interval  by  herself., 

The  wonderful  change  which  a  few  weeks  had  wrought 
in  her  situation,  from  shame  and  grief,  and  almost  despair, 
to  honour,  joy,  and  a  fair  prospect  of  future  happiness, 
passed  before  her  eyes  with  a  sensation  which  brought  the 
tears  into  them.'    Yet  they  flowed  at  the  same  time  froB) 
another  source.     As  human  happiness  is  never  perfect, 
and  as  well-constructed  minds  are  never  more  sensible  ol 
the  distresses  of  those  whom   they  love,  than  when  theil 
own    situation    forms  a    contrast     with    them,    Jeania" 
affectionate  regrets  turned  to  the  fate  of  her  poor  sist| 
— the  child  of  so  many  hopes — the  fondled  nursling 
so    many   years — now   an   exile,    and,    what   was   wors 
dependent  on  the  will  of  a  man,  of  whoso  habits  she  ha 
every   reason  to  entertain  the  worst  opinion,   and  wh) 
even  in  his  strongest  paroxysms  of  remorse,  had  appearfl 
too  much  a  stranger  to  the  feelings  of  real  penitence. 

While  her  thoughts  were  occupied  with  these  melancho^ 


'  THE   HEART  OF   MlD-LOTHlAN.  483 

.reflections,  a  shadowy  figure  seemed  to  detach  itself  from 
the  copsewood  on  her  right  hand.  Jeanie  started,  and 
the  stories  of  apparitions  and  wraiths,  seen  by  solitary 
travellers  in  wild  situations,  at  such  times,  and  in  such 
EUi  hour,  suddenly  Ciune  full  upon  her  imagination.  The 
figure  glided  on,  and  as  it  came  betwixt  her  and  the  moon, 
she  was  aware  that  it  had  the  appearance  of  a  woman. 
A.  soft  \-oice  twice  repeated,  "Jeanie  —  Jeanie!"  —  Was  it 
indeed — could  it  be  the  voice  of  her  sister  ? — Was  she  still 
aunong  the  living,  or  had  the  grave  given  up  its  tenant? 
—Ere  she  could  state  these  questions  to  her  own  mind, 
Eflfie,  alive,  and  in  the  body,  had  clasped  her  in  her  arms, 
ind  was  straining  her  to  her  bosom,  and  devouring  her 
A'ith  kisses.  "1  have  wandered  here,"  she  said,  "like  a 
^haist,  to  see  you,  and  nae  wonder. you  take  me  for  ane 
—I  thought  but  to  see  you  gang  by,  or  to  hear  the  sound 
jf  your  voice  ;  but  to  speak  to  yoursell  again,  Jeanie,  was 
Tiair  than  I  deserved,  and  mair  than  I  durst  pray  for." 

"  Oh,  Effie !  how  came  ye  here  alone,  and  at  this  hour, 
ind  on  the  wild  sea-beach  I — Are  you  sure  it's  your  ain 
iving  sell  ?  " 

There  was  something  of  Effie's  former  humour  in  her 
Dractically  answering  the  question  by  a  gentle  pinch,  more 
aeseeming  the  fingers  of  a  fairy  than  of  a  ghost.  And 
again  the  sisters  embraced,  and  laughed,  and  wept  by 
:urns. 

"  But  ye  maun  gang  up  wi'  me  to  the  Lodge,  Effie," 
;aid  Jeanie,  "and  tell  me  a'  your  story — I  hae  gude  folk 
:here  that  will  make  ye  welcome  for  my  sake." 

"  Na,  na,  Jeanie,"  replied  her  sister  sorrowfully — "ye 
lae  forgotten  what  I  am — a  banished  outlawed  creature, 
scarce  escaped  the  gallows  by  your  being  the  bauldest 
and  the  best  sister  that  ever  lived — I'll  gae  near  nane  o' 
^•our  grand  friends,  even  if  there  was  nae  danger  to  me." 

"There  is  nae  danger  —  there  shall  be  nae  danger," 
said  Jeanie  eagerly.  "Oh,  Eftie,  dinna  be  wilfu'  —  be 
guided  for  ance — we  will  be  sae  happy  a'  thegither  !  " 

"I  have  a'  the  happiness  I   deserve  on   this  side  of  the 

e,  now  that  I  hae  seen  you,"  answered  Effie;    "and 

.>.,c'Lher  there  were  danger  to  mysell  or  no,  naebody  shall 

ever   say  that  I  come  with   my  cheat-the-gallows    face  to 

sh.ame  my  sister  among  her  grand  friends." 

"I  hae  nae  grand  friends,"  said  Jeanie;  "nae  friends 
but   what  are   friends  of  yours — Reuben   Butler   and    my 


484  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

father. — O  unhappy  lassie,  dinna  be  dour,  and  turn  your 
back  on  your  happiness  again !  We  wunna  see  another 
acquaintance — Come  bame  to  us,  your  ain  dearest  friends 
— it's  better  sheltering  under  an  auld  hedge  than  under  a 
new-planted  wood." 

"  It's  in  vain  speaking,  Jeanie— I  maun  drink  as  I  hae 
brewed — I  am  married,  and  I  maun  follow  my  husband 
for  better  for  worse." 

"Married,  EfFie  !  "  exclaimed  Jeanie  —  "  Misfortunato 
creature  !  and  to  that  awfu' " 

"Hush,  hush,"  said  Effie,  clapping  one  hand  on  her 
mouth,  and  pointing  to  the  thicket  with  the  other,  "he  is 
yonder. " 

She  said  this  in  a  tone  which  showed  that  her  husband 
had  found  means  to  inspire  her  with  awe,  as  well  as 
affection.     At  this  moment  a  man  issued  from  the  wood. 

It  was  young  Staunton.  Even  by  the  imperfect  light 
of  the  moon,  Jeanie  could  observe  that  he  was  handsomely 
dressed,,  and  had  the  air  of  a  person  of  rank. 

"Effie,"  he  said,  "our  time  is  wellnigh  spent — the  skiff 
will  be  aground  in  the  creek,  and  I  dare  not  stay  longer. 
— I  hope  your  sister  will  allow  me  to  salute  her  ?  "  But 
Jeanie  shrunk  back  from  him  with  a  feeling  of  internal 
abhorrence.  "Well,"  he  said,  "it  does  not  much  signify; 
if  you  keep  up  the  feeling  of  ill-will,  at  least  you  do  not 
act  upon  it,  and  I  thank  you  for  your  respect  to  my  secret, 
when  a  word  (which  in  your  place  I  would  have  spoken 
at  once)  would  have  cost  me  my  life.  People  say  you 
should  keep  from  the  wife  of  your  bosom  the  secret  that 
concerns  your  neck — my  wife  and  her  sister  both  know 
mine,  and  I  shall  not  sleep  a  wink  the  less  sound." 

"  But  are  you  really  married  to  my  sister,  sir  ? "  asked 
Jeanie,  in  great  doubt  and  anxiety ;  for  the  haughty, 
careless  tone  in  which  he  spoke  seemed  to  justify  her 
worse  apprehensions. 

^'  I  really  am  legally  married,  and  by  my  own  name," 
replied  Staunton,  more  gravely. 

'"  And  your  father — and  your  friend  ?  " 
•  ^'And  my    father  and    my   friends    must  just    reconcile, 
themselves  to  that  which  is  done  and  cannot  be  undone," 
replied  Staunton.      "However,  it  is  my  intention,  in  order 
to  break  off  dangerous  connections,  and  to  let  my  friend; 
come  to   their    temper,    to    conceal   my   marriage   for    thi 
present,  and  stay  abroad  for  some  years.     So  that  you  wil 


THE    HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  485 

,  not  hear  of  us  for  some  time,  if  ever  you  hear  of  us  again 
at  all.  It  would  be  dangerous,  you  must  be  aware,  to 
keep  up  the  correspondence ;  for  aJl  would  guess  that  the 
husband  of  Effie  was  the — what  shall  I  call  myself? — the 
slayer  of  Porteous." 

Hard-hearted  light  man  I  thought  Jeanie — to  what  a 
character  she  has  intrusted  her  happiness  ? — She  has  sown 
the  wind,  and  maun  reap  the  whirlwind. 

"  Dinna  think  ill  o'  him,"  said  EfBe,  breaking  away 
from  her  husband,  and  leading  Jeanie  a  step  or  two  out  of 
hearing — "dinna  think  very  ill  o'  him — he's  gude  to  me, 
Jeanie — as  gude  as  I  deserve — And  he  is  determined  to 
gie  up  his  bad  courses — Sae,  after  a',  dinna  greet  for  Effie  ; 
she  is  better  off  than  she  has  wrought  for. — But  you — oh, 
you  ! — how  can  you  be  happy  eneugh  ! — never  till  ye  get  to 
heaven,  where  a'body  is  as  gude  as  yourself. — ^Jeanie,  if 
I  live  and  thrive,  ye  shall  hear  of  me — if  not,  just  forget  that 
sic  a  creature  ever  lived  to  vex  ye — fare  ye  weel — fare — fare 
ye  weel !  " 

She  tore  herself  from  her  sister's  arms — rejoined  her 
husband — they  plunged  into  the  copsewood,  and  she  saw 
them  no  more.  The  whole  scene  had  the  etfect  of  a  vision, 
and  she  could  almost  have  believed  it  such,  but  that  very 
soon  after  they  quitted  her,  she  heard  the  sound  of  oars, 
and  a  slciff  was  seen  on  the  firth,  pulling  swiftly  towards 
the  small  smuggling  sloop  which  lay  in  the  offing.  It  was 
on  board  of  such  a  vessel  that  Effie  had  embarked  at 
Portobello,  and  Jeanie  had  no  doubt  that  the  same  con- 
veyance was  destined,  as  Staunton  had  hinted,  to  transport 
them  to  a  foreign  country. 

Although  it  was  impossible  to  determine  whether  this 
inter\iew,  while  it  was  passing,  gave  more  pain  or  pleasure 
to  Jeanie  Deans,  yet  the  ultimate  impression  which  remained 
on  her  mind  was  decidedly  favourable.  Effie  was  married 
— made,  according  to  the  common  phrase,  an  honest 
woman — that  was  one  main  point ;  it  seemed  also  as  if  her 
husband  were  about  to  abandon  the  path  of  gross  vice  in 
which  he  had  run  so  long  and  so  desperately— that  was 
I  another.  For  his  final  and  effectual  conversion  he  did  not 
want  understanding,  and  God  knew  his  own  hour. 

Such  were  the  thoughts  with  which  Jeanie  endeavoured 

to  console  her  anxiety  respecting  her  sister's  future  fortune. 

On  her  arrival  at  the  loage,  she  found  Archibald  in  some 

I  anxiety  at  her  stay,  and  about  to  walk  out  in  quest  of  her. 


I 

486  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  ^ 

A  headache  served  as  an  apology  for  retiring  to  rest,  in  order 
to  conceal  her  visible  agitation  of  mind  from  her  companions. 

By  this  secession  also  she  escaped  a  scene  of  a  different 
sort.  For,  as  if  there  w^ere  danger  in  all  gigs,  whether 
by  sea  or  land,  that  of  Knockdunder  had  been  run  down 
by  another  boat,  an  accident  owing  chiefly  to  the  drunken- 
ness of  the  Captain,  his  crew,  and  passengers.  Knock- 
dunder, and  two  or  three  guests,  whom  he  was  bringing 
along  with  him  to  finish  the  conviviality  of  the  evening  at 
the  Lodge,  got  a  sound  ducking ;  but,  being  rescued  by 
the  crew  of  the  boat  which  endangered  them,  tliere  was 
no  ultimate  loss,  excepting  that  of  the  Captain's  laced  hat, 
which,  greatly  to  the  satisfaction  of  the  Highland  part  of 
the  district,  as  well  as  to  the  improvement  of  the  conformity 
of  his  own  personal  appearance,  he  replaced  by  a  smart 
Highland  bonnet  next  day.  Many  were  the  vehement 
threats  of  vengeance  which,  on  the  succeeding  morning, 
the  gracious  Duncan  threw  out  against  the  boat  which  had 
upset  him  ;  but,  as  neither  she  nor  the  small  smuggling 
vessel  to  which  she  belonged,  was  any  longer  to  be  seen 
in  the  firth,  he  was  compelled  to  sit  down  with  the  affront. 
This  was  the  more  hard,  he  said,  as  he  was  assured  the 
mischief  was  done  on  purpose,  these  scoundrels  having 
lurked  about  after  they  had  landed  every  drop  of  brandy, 
and  every  bag  of  tea  they  had  on  board  ;  and  he  understood 
the  coxswain  had  been  on  shore,  _  making  particular 
inquiries  concerning  the  time  when  his  bo^  was  to  cross 
over,  and  to  return,  and  so  forth. 

"  Put  the  neist  time  they  met  me  on  the  firth,"  said 
Duncan,  with  great  majesty,  "  I  will  teach  the  moonlight 
rapscallions  and  vagabonds  to  keep  their  ain  side  of  the 
road,  and  pe  tamn'd  to  them  ! " 


CHAPTER   XLVn. 

Lord  !  who  would  live  turmoiled  in  a  court. 
And  may  enjoy  such  quiet  walks  as  these? 

Shakespearr. 

WiTHTN  a  reasonable  time  after  Butler  was  safely  and 
comfortably  settled  in  his  living,  and  Jeanie  had  taken 
up  her  abode  at  Auchingower  with  her  father — the  precise 
extent  of  which  interval  we  request  each  reader  to  settle 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  487 

according  to  his  own  sense  of  what  is  decent  and  proper 
upon  the  occasion — and  after  due  proclamation  of  banns, 
and  all  other  formalities,  the  long  wooing  of  this  worthy 
pair  was  ended  by  their  union  in  the  holy  bands  of 
matrimony.  On  this  occasion,  David  Deans  stoutly  with- 
stood the  iniquities  of  pipes,  fiddles,  and  promiscuous 
dancing,  to  the  great  wrath  of  the  Captain  of  Knockdunder, 
who  said,  if  he  "had  gTjessed  it  was  to  be  sic  a  tamn'd 
Quaker's  meeting,  he  wad  hae  seen  them  peyont  the  cairn 
before  he  wad  hae  darkened  their  doors." 

And  so  much  rancour  remained  on  the  spirits  of  the 
gracious  Duncan  upon  this  occasion,  that  various 
"picqueerings,"  as  David  called  them,  took  place  upon 
the  same  and  similar  topics ;  and  it  was  only  in  con- 
sequence of  an  accidental  visit  of  the  Duke  to  his  Lodge 
at  Roseneath,  that  they  were  put  a  stop  to.  But  upon 
that  occasion  his  Grace  showed  such  particular  respect  to 
Mr.  and  Mrs.  Butler,  and  such  favour  even  to  old  David, 
that  Knockdunder  held  it  prudent  to  change  his  course 
towards  the  latter.  He,  in  future,  ujed  to  express  himself 
among  friends,  concerning  the  minister  and  his  wife,  as 
"  very  worthy  decent  folk,  just  a  little  over  strict  in  their 
notions ;  put  it  was  pest  for  thae  plack  cattle  to  err  on 
the  safe  side."  And  respecting  David,  he  allowed  that 
"he  was  an  excellent  judge  of  nowte  and  sheep,  and  a 
sensible  enough  carle,  an  it  werena  for  his  tamn'd 
Cameronian  nonsense,  whilk  it  is  not  worth  while  of  a 
shentleman  to  knock  out  of  an  auld  silly  head,  either  by 
force  of  reason  or  otherwise."  So  that,  by  avoiding  topics 
of  dispute,  the  personages  of  our  tale  lived  in  great  good 
habits  with  the  gracious  Duncan,  only  that  he  still  grieved 
David's  soul,  and  set  a  perilous  example  to  the  congrega- 
tion, by  sometimes  bringing  his  pipe  to  the  church  during 
a  cold  winter  day,  and  aJmost  always  sleeping  during 
sermon  in  the  summer  time. 

Mrs.  Butler,  whom  we  must  no  longer,  if  we  can  help  it, 
term  by  the  familiar  name  of  Jeanie,  brought  into  the 
married  state  the  same  firm  mind  and  affectionate  dis- 
position— the  same  natural  and  homely  good  sense,  and 
spirit  of  useful  exertion — in  a  word,  all  the  domestic  good 
qualities  of  which  she  had  given  proof  during  her  maiden 
life.  She  did  not  indeed  rival  Butler  in  learning ;  but 
tlien  no  woman  more  devoutly  venerated  the  extent  of  her 
husband's   erudition.     She  did   not  pretend   to   understand 


488  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

his  expositions  of  divinity ;  but  no  minister  of  the 
Presbytery  had  his  humble  dinner  so  well  arranged,  his 
clothes  and  linen  in  equal  good  order,  his  fireside  so  neatly 
swept,  his  parlour  so  clean,  and  his  books  so  well  dusted. 

If  he  talked  to  Jeanie  of  what  she  did  not  understand 
— and  (for  the  man  was  mortal,  and  had  been  a  school- 
master) he  sometimes  did  harangue  more  scholarly  and 
wisely  than  was  necessary — she  listened  in  placid  silence ; 
and  whenever  the  point  referred  to  common  life,  and  was 
such  as  came  under  the  grasp  of  a  strong  natural  under- 
standing, her  views  were  more  forcible,  and  her  observa- 
tions more  acute,  than  his  own.  In  acquired  politeness 
of  nnanners,  when  it  happened  that  she  mingled  a  little 
in  society,  Mrs.  Butler  was,  of  course,  judged  deficient. 
But  then  she  had  that  obvious  wish  to  oblige,  and  that 
real  and  natural  good-breeding  depending  on  good  sense 
and  good-humour,  which,  joined  to  a  considerable  decree 
of  archness  and  liveliness  of  manner,  rendered  her  behaviour 
acceptable  to  all  with  whom  she  was  called  upon  to 
associate.  Notwithstanding  her  strict  attention  to  all 
domestic  affairs,  she  afways  appeared  the  clean,  well-dressed 
mistress  of  the  house,  never  the  sordid  household  drudge. 
When  complimented  on  this  occasion  by  Duncan  Knock, 
who  swore,  "that  he  thought  the  fairies  must  help  her, 
since  her  house  was  always  clean,  and  nobody  ever  saw 
anybody  sweeping  it,"  she  modestly  replied,  "That  much 
might  be  dune  by  timing  ane's  turns." 

Duncan  replied,  "He  heartily  wished  she  could  teach 
that  art  to  the  huzzies  at  the  Lodge,  for  he  could  never 
discover  that  the  house  was  washed  at  a',  except  now  and 
then  by  breaking  his  shins  over  the  pail — Cot  tamn  the 
jauds  ! " 

Of  lesser  matters  there  is  not  occasion  to  speak  much. 
It  may  easily  be  believed  that  the  Duke's  cheese  was 
carefully  made,  and  so  graciously  accepted,  that  the 
offering  became  annual.  Remembrances  and  acknowledg- 
ments of  past  favours  were  sent  to  Mrs.  Bickerton  and 
Mrs.  Glass,  and  an  amicable  intercourse  maintained  from 
time  to  time  with  these  two  respectable  and  benevolent 
persons. 

It  is  especially  necessary  to  mention  that,  in  tlae  course 
of  five  years,  Mrs.  Butler  had  three  children,  two  boys  and 
a  girl,  all  stout,  healthy  babes  of  grace — fair-haired,  blue- 
eyed,  and  strong-limbed.    The  boys  were  named  David  and 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  489 

Reuben,  an  order  of  nomenclature  which  was  much  to  the 
satisfaction  of  the  old  hero  of  the  Covenant,  and  the  girl, 
by  her  mother's  special  desire,  was  christened  Euphemia, 
rather  contrary  to  the  wish  both  of  her  father  and  husband, 
who  nevertheless  loved  Mrs.  Bytler  too  well,  and  were  too 
much  indebted  to  her  for  their  hours  of  happiness,  to 
withstand  any  request  which  she  made  with  earnestness, 
and  as  a  gratification  to  herself.  But  from  some  feeling, 
I  know  not  of  what  kind,  the  child  was  never  distinguished 
by  the  name  of  Effie,  but  by  the  abbreviation  of  Femie, 
which  in  Scotland  is  equally  commonly  applied  to  persons 
called  Euphemia. 

In  this  state  of  quiet  and  unostentatious  enjoyment,  there 
were,  besides  the  ordinary  rubs  and  ruffles  which  disturb 
even  the  most  uniform  life,  two  things  which  particularly 
chequered  Mrs.  Butler's  happiness.  "Without  these,"  she 
said  to  our  informer,  "  her  life  would  have  been  but  too 
happy  ;  and  perhaps,"  she  added,  "she  had  need  of  some 
crosses  in  this  world  to  remind  her  that  there  was  a  better 
to  come  behind  it. " 

The  first  of  these  related  to  certain  polemical  skirmishes 
betwixt  her  father  and  her  husband,  which,  notwithstanding 
the  mutual  respect  and  affection  they  entertained  for  each 
other,  and  their  great  love  for  her — notwithstanding,  also, 
their  general  agreement  in  strictness,  and  even  severity, 
of  Presbyterian  principle  —  often  threatened  unpleasant 
weather  between  them.  David  Deans,  as  our  readers  must 
be  aware,  was  sufficiently  opinionative  and  intractable,  and 
having  prevailed  on  himself  to  become  a  member  of  a  kirk- 
session  under  the  Established  Church,  he  felt  doubly  obliged 
to  evince  that,  in  so  doing,  he  had  not  compromised  any 
whit  of  his  former  professions,  either  in  practice  or  principle. 
Now,  Mr.  Butler,  doing  all  credit  to  his  father-in-law's 
motives,  was  frequentlv  of  opinion  that  it  was  better  to 
drop  out  of  memory  pomts  of  division  and  separation,  and 
to  act  in  the  manner  most  likely  to  attract  and  unite  all 
parties  who  were  serious  in  religion.  Moreover,  he  was 
not  pleased,  as  a  man  and  a  scholar,  to  be  always  dictated 
to  by  his  unlettered  father-in-law  ;  and  as  a  clergyman,  he 
did  not  think  it  fit  to  seem  for  ever  under  the  thumb  of  an 
elder  of  his  own  kirk-session.  A  proud  but  honest  thought 
carried  his  opposition  now  and  then  a  little  further  than  it 
would  otherwise  have  gone.  "My  brethren,"  he  said, 
"  will  suppose  I  am  flattering  and  conciliating  the  old  man 


490  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

for  the  sake  of  his  succession,  if  I  defer  and  give  way  to  him 
on  every  occasion ;  and,  besides,  there  are  many  on  which 
I  neither  can  nor  will  conscientiously  yield  to  his  notions. 
I  cannot  be  persecuting  old  women  for  witches,  or  ferreting 
out  matter  of  scandal  among  the  young  ones,  which  might 
otherwise  have  remained  concealed." 

From  the  difference  of  opinion  it  happened  that,  in  many 
cases  of  nicety,  such  as  in  owning  cervain  defections,  and 
failing  to  testify  against  certain  backslidings  of  the  time, 
in  not  always  severely  tracing  forth  little  matters  of  scandal 
TLnA  fama  clamosa,  which  David  called  a  loosening  of  the 
reins  of  discipline,  and  in  failing  to  demand  clear  testimonies 
in  other  points  of  controversy  which  had,  as  it  were,  drifted 
to  leeward  with  the  change  of  times,  Butler  incurred  the 
censure  of  his  father-in-law ;  and  sometimes  the  disputes 
betwixt  them  became  eager  and  almost  unfriendly.  In  all 
such  cases  Mrs.  Butler  was  a  mediating  spirit,  who  en- 
deavoured, by  the  alkaline  smoothness  of  her  own  disposition, 
to  neutralise  the  acidity  of  theological  controversy.  To  the 
complaints  of  both  she  lent  an  unprejudiced  and  attentive 
ear,  and  sought  always  rather  to  excuse  than  absolutely  tc 
defend  the  other  party. 

She  reminded  her  father  that  Butler  had  not  "  his  ex- 
perience of  the  auld  and  warstling  times,  when  folk  were 
gifted  wi'  a  far  look  into  eternity,  to  make  up  for  the  op 
pressions  whilk  they  suffered  here  below  in  time.  Sht 
freely  allowed  that  many  devout  ministers  and  professors 
in  times  past  had  enjoyed  downright  revelation,  like  th« 
blessed  Peden,  and  Lundie,  and  Cameron,  and  Renwick 
and  John  Caird  the  tinkler,  wha  entered  into  the  secrets 
and  Elizabeth  Melvil.  Lady  Culross,  wha  prayed  in  her  bed 
surrounded  by  a  great  many  Christians  in  a  large  room 
in  whilk  it  was  placed  on  purpose,  and  that  for  three  hours 
time,  with  wonderful  assistance  ;  and  Lady  Robertland 
whilk  got  six  sure  outgates  of  grace,  and  mony  other  ii 
times  past ;  and  of  a  speciality,  Mr.  John  Scrimgeour 
minister  of  Kinghorn,  who,  having  a  beloved  child  sick  t< 
death  of  the  crewels,  was  free  to  expostulate  with  his  Make 
with  such  impatience  of  displeasure,  and  complaining  s( 
bitterly,  that  at  length  it  was  said  unto  him,  that  he  wa 
lieard  for  this  time,  but  that  he  was  requested  to  use  n« 
such  boldness  in  time  coming  ;  so  that,  when  he  returned 
he  found  the  child  sitting  up  in  the  bed  hale  and  fair,  witl 
all  its  wounds  closed,  and  supping  its  parritch,  whilk  bab 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  491 

he  had  left  at  the  time  of  death.  But  though  these  things 
might  be  true  in  these  needful  times,  she  contended  that 
those  ministers  who  had  not  seen  such  vouchsafed  and 
especial  mercies,  were  to  seek  their  rule  In  the  records  of 
ancient  times  ;  and  therefore  Reuben  was  carefu'  both  to 
search  the  Scriptures  and  the  books  written  by  wise  and 
good  men  of  old  ;  and  sometimes  in  this  way  it  wad  happen 
that  twa  precious  saints  might  pu'  sundry  wise,  like  twa 
cows  riving  at  the  same  hay-band." 

To  this  David  used  to  reply,  with  a  sigh,  "Ah,  hinny, 
thou  kenn'st  little  o't;  but  that  saam  John  Scrlmgeour,  that 
blew  open  the  gates  of  heaven  as  an  it  had  been  wi'  a  sax- 
pund  cannon-ball,  used  devoutly  to  wish  that  most  part  of 
books  were  burnt,  except  the  Bible.  Reuben's  a  gude  lad 
and  a  kind — I  have  aye  allowed  that ;  but  as  to  his  not 
allowing  inquiry  anent  the  scandal  of  Marjory  Kittlesides 
and  Rory  MacRand,  under  pretence  that  they  have  southered 
sin  wi'  marriage,  it's  clear  agane  the  Christian  discipline  o' 
the  kirk.  And  then  there's  Ally  MacClure  of  Deepheugh, 
that  practises  her  abominations,  spacing  folks'  fortunes  wi' 
egg-shells,  and  mutton-banes,  and  dreams  and  divinations, 
whilk  is  a  scandal  to  ony  Christian  land  to  suffer  sic  a 
wretch  to  live ;  and  I'll  uphaud  that,  in  a'  judicatures, 
civil  or  ecclesiastical." 

"I  dare  say  ye  are  verj'  right,  father,"  was  the  general 
style  of  Jeanie's  answer;  "but  ye  maun  comedown  to  the 
Manse  to  your  dinner  the  day.  The  bits  o'  bairns,  puir 
things,  are  wearying  to  see  their  luckie-dad  ;  and  Reuben 
never  sleeps  weel,  nor  I  neither,  when  you  and  he  hae  had 
ony  bit  outcast." 

"  Nae  outcast,  Jeanle  ;  God  forbid  I  suld  cast  out  wi'  thee, 
or  aught  that  is  dear  to  thee  !  "  And  he  put  on  his  Sunday's 
coat,  and  came  to  the  Manse  accordingly. 

With  her  husband,  Mrs.  Butler  had  a  more  direct  con- 
ciliatory process.  Reuben  had  the  utmost  respect  for  the 
old  man's  motives,  and  affection  for  his  person,  as  well  as 
gratitude  for  his  early  friendjhip.  So  that,  upon  any  sucl) 
occasion  of  accidental  irritation,  it  was  only  necessary  to 
remind  him  with  delicacy  of  his  father-in-law's  age,  of  his 
scanty  education,  strong  prejudices,  and  family  distresses. 
The  least  of  these  considerations  always  inclined  Butler  tp 
measures  of  conciliation,  in  so  far  as  he  could  accede  to  thern 
without  compromising  principle  ;  and  thus  our  simple  and 
unpretending  heroine  had  the  merit  of  those  peacemakers, 


492  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

to  whom  it  is  pronounced  as  a  benediction,  that  they 
shall  inherit  the  earth. 

The  second  crook  in  Mrs.  Butler's  lot,  to  use  the  lan- 
guage of  her  father,  was  the  distressing  circumstance, 
that  she  had  never  heard  of  her  sister's  safety,  or  of  the 
circumstances  in  which  she  found  herself,  though  betwixt 
four  and  five  year's  had  elapsed  since  they  had  parted  oa 
the  beach  of  the  island  of  Roseneath.  Frequent  intercourse 
was  not  to  be  expected — not  to  be  desired,  perhaps,  in  their 
relative  situations  ;  but  Efhe  had  promised  that,  if  she 
lived  and  prospered,  her  sister  should  hear  from  her.  She 
must  then  be  no  more,  or  sunk  into  some  abyss  of  misery, 
since  she  had  never  redeemed  her  pledge.  Her  silence 
seemed  strange  and  portentous,  and  wrung  from  Jeanie, 
who  could  never  forget  the  early  years  of  their  intimacy, 
the  most  painful  anticipation  concerning  her  fate.  At 
length,  however,  the  veil  was  drawn  aside. 

One  day,  as  the  Captain  of  Knockdunder  had  called  in 
at  the  Manse,  on  his  return  from  some  business  in  the 
Highland  part  of  the  parish,  and  had  been  accommodated, 
according  to  his  special  request,  with  a  mixture  of  mUk, 
brandy,  honey,  and  water,  which  he  said  Mrs.  Butler  com- 
pounded "  petter  than  ever  a  woman  in  Scotland," — for,  in 
all  innocent  matters,  she  studied  the  taste  of  every  one 
around  her, — he  said  to  Butler,  "Py  the  py,  minister,  1  have 
a  letter  here  either  for  your  canny  pody  of  a  wife  or  you, 
which  I  got  when  I  was  last  at  Glasco  ;  the  postage  comes 
to  fourpence,  which  you  may  either  pay  me  forthwith,  or 
give  me  tooble  or  quits  in  a  hit  at  packcammon." 

The  playing  at  backgammon  and  draughts  had  been  a 
frequent  amusement  of  Mr.  Wliackbaim,  Butler's  principal 
when  at  Liberton  school.  The  minister,  therefore,  still 
piqued  himself  on  hLs  skill  at  both  games,  and  occasionally 
practised  them,  as  strictly  canonical,  although  David  Deans, 
whose  notions  of  every  kind  were  more  rigorous,  used  to 
shake  his  head,  and  groan  grievously,  when  he  espied 
the  tables  lying  in  the  parlour,  or  the  children  playing  with 
the  dice-boxes  or  backgammon  men.  Indeed,  Mrs.  Butler 
was  sometimes  chidden  for  removing  these  implements  of 
pastime  into  some  closet  or  comer  out  of  sight.,  "  Let 
them  be  where  they  are,  Jeanie,"  would  Butler  say  upon 
such  occasions ;  "  I  am  not  conscious  of  following  this, 
or  any  other  trifling  relaxation,  to  the  interruption  of  my 
more  serious  studies,  and  still  more  serious  duties.     1  will 


THE   HEART   OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  493 

not,  therefore,  have  it  supposed  that  I  am  indulging  by 
stealth,  and  against  my  conscience,  in  an  amusement  which, 
using  it  so  little  as  I  do,  I  may  well  practise  openly,  and 
without  any  check  of  mind — Nil  conscire  sibi,  Jeanie,  that 
is  my  motto  ;  which  signifies,  my  love,  the  honest  and 
open  confidence  which  a  man  ought  to  entertain  when 
he  is  acting  openly,  and  without  any  sense  of  doing 
wrong." 

Such  being  Butler's  humour,  he  accepted  the  Captain's 
defiance  to  a  twopenny  hit  at  backgammon,  and  handed 
the  letter  to  his  wife,  observing  the  post-mark  was  York, 
but,  if  it  came  from  her  friend,  Mrs.  Bickerton,  she  had 
considerably  improved  her  handwriting,  which  was  un- 
common at  her  years. 

Leaving  the  gentlemen  to  their  game,  Mrs.  Butler  went 
to  order  something  for  supper,  for  Captain  Duncan  had 
proposed  kindly  to  stay  the  night  with  them,  and  then 
carelessly  broke  open  her  letter.  It  was  not  from  Mrs. 
Bickerton  ;  and,  after  glancing  over  the  first  few  lines, 
she  soon  found  it  necessary  to  retire  into  her  own  bed- 
room, to  read  the  document  at  leisure. 


CHAPTER   XLVHI. 

Happy  thoa  art  I  then  happy  be. 

Nor  envy  me  my  lot ; 
Thy  happy  state  I  envy  thee. 

And  peaceful  cot. 

Lady  CHARroTXB  Campbeli.. 

The  letter,  which  Mrs.  Butler,  when  retired  into  her  own 
apartment,  perused  with  anxious  wonder,  wa.s  certainly 
from  Efi&e,  ^though  it  had  no  other  signature  than  the 
letter  E.,  and  although  the  orthography,  style,  and  pen- 
manship were  very  far  suf>erior  not  only  to  anything  which 
Efl&e  could  produce,  who,  though  a  Uvely  girl,  had  been  a 
remarkably  careless  scholar,  but  even  to  her  more  con- 
siderate sister's  own  powers  of  composition  and  expression. 
The  manuscript  was  a  fair  Italian  hand,  though  something 
stiff  and  constrained — the  spelling  and  the  diction  that  of 
a  person  who  had  been  accustomed  to  read  good  composi- 
tion, and  mix  in  good  society. 

The  tenor  of  the  letter  was  as  follows  : — 


494  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"  My  oearest  Sister, — 

"  At  many  risks  I  venture  to  write  to  you,  to  inform  you  that 
I  am  still  alive,  and,  as  to  worldly  situation,  that  I  rank  higher 
than  I  could  expect  or  merit.  If  wealth,  and  distinction,  and 
an  honourable  rank,  could  make  a  woman  happy,  I  have  them 
all  ;  but  you,  Jeanie,  whom  the  world  might  think  placed  far 
beneath  me  in  all  these  respects,  are  far  happier  than  I  am. 
I  have  had  means  of  bearing  of  your  welfare,  my  dearest 
Jeanie,  from  time  to  time — I  think  I  should  have  broken  my 
heart  otherwise.  I  have  learned  with  great  pleasure  of  your 
increasing  family.  —  We  have  not  been  worthy  of  such  a 
blessing ;  two  infants  have  been  successively  removed,  and 
we  are  now  childless — God's  will  be  done  1  But,  if  we  had  a 
child,  it  would  perhaps  divert  him  from  the  gloomy  thoughts 
which  make  him  terrible  to  himself  and  others.  Yet  do  not 
let  me  frighten  you,  Jeanie  ;  he  continues  to  be  kind,  and  I  am 
far  better  off  than  I  deserve.  You  will  wonder  at  my  better 
scholarship  ;  but  when  I  was  abroad,  I  had  the  best  teachers, 
and  I  worked  hard  because  my  progress  pleased  him.  He  is 
kind,  Jeanie,  only  he  has  much  to  distress  him,  especially  when 
he  looks  backward.  When  I  look  backward  myself,  I  have 
always  a  ray  of  comfort ;  it  is  in  the  generous  conduct  of  a 
sister,  who  forsook  me  not  when  I  was  forsaken  by  every  one. 
You  have  had  your  reward.  You  live  happy  in  the  esteem  and 
love  of  all  who  know  you,  and  I  drag  on  the  life  of  a  miserable 
impostor,  indebted  for  the  marks  of  regard  I  receive  to  a  tissue 
of  deceit  and  lies,  which  the  slightest  accident  may  unravel. 
He  has  produced  mc  to  his  friends,  since  the  estate  opened  to 
him,  as  the  daughter  of  a  Scotchman  of  rank,  banished  on 
account  of  the  Viscount  of  Dundee's  wars, — that  is,  our  Fr.'s 
old  friend  Clavers,  you  know  —  and  he  says  I  was  educated 
in  a  Scotch  convent  ;  indeed,  I  lived  in  such  a  place  long 
enough  to  enable  me  to  support  the  character.  But  when  a 
countryman  approaches  me,  and  begins  to  talk,  as  they  all  dO| 
of  the  various  families  engaged  in  Dundee's  affair,  and  to  make 
inquiries  into  my  connections,  and  when  I  see  his  eye  bent  on 
mine  with  such  an  expression  of  agony,  my  terror  brings  me 
to  the  very  risk  of  detection.  Good-nature  and  politeness  have 
hitherto  saved  me,  as  they  prevented  people  from  pressing  on 
me  with  distressing  questions.  But  how  long — O  how  long, 
will  this  be  the  case  ! — And  if  I  bring  this  disgrace  on  him,  he 
will  hate  me — he  will  kill  me,  for  as  much  as  he  loves  me  ;  he 
is  as  jealous  of  his  family  honour  now,  as  eve»  he  was  careless 
about  it.  I  have  been  in  England  four  months,  and  have  often 
thought  of  writing  to  you  ;  and  yet,  such  are  the  dangers  that 
might  arise  from  an  intercepted  letter,  that  I  have  hitherto 
forborne.     But  now  I  am  obliged  to  run  the  risk.     Last  week 


THE  HEART  OF  MlD-LOTHlAN.  495 

1  saw  your  great  friend,  the  D.  of  A.  He  came  to  my  box,  and 
sate  by  me  ;  and  something'  in  tlie  play  put  him  in  mind  of  you 
— Gracious  Heaven  !  he  told  over  your  whole  London  journey 
to  all  who  were  in  the  box,  but  particularly  to  the  wretched 
creature  who  was  the  occasion  of  it  all.  If  he  had  known — if 
he  could  have  conceived,  beside  whom  he  was  sitting,  and  to 
whom  the  storj'  was  told  ! — I  suffered  with  courage,  like  an 
Indian  at  the  stake,  while  they  are  rending  his  fibres  and 
boring  his  eyes,  and  while  he  smiles  applause  at  each  well- 
imagined  contrivance  of  his  torturers.  It  was  too  much  for  me 
at  last,  Jeanie — I  fainted ;  and  my  agony  was  imputed  partly 
to  the  heat  of  the  place,  and  partly  to  my  extreme  sensibility  ; 
and,  hypocrite  all  over,  I  encouraged  both  opinions — anything 
but  discover)' !  Luckily  he  was  not  there.  But  the  incident  has 
more  alarms.  I  am  obliged  to  meet  your  great  man  often  ; 
and  he  seldom  sees  me  without  talking  of  E.  D.  and  J.  D.,  and 
R.  B.  and  D.  D.,  as  persons  in  whom  my  amiable  sensibility 
is  interested.  My  amiable  sensibility  ! ! ! — And  then  the  cruel 
tone  of  light  indifference  with  which  persons  in  the  fashionable 
world  speak  together  on  the  most  affecting  subjects  !  To  hear 
my  guilt,  my  folly,  my  agony,  the  foibles  and  weaknesses  of  my 
friends — even  your  heroic  exertions,  Jeanie,  spoken  of  in  the 
drolling  style  which  is  the  present  tone  in  fashionable  life — 
Scarce  all  that  I  formerly  endured  is  equal  to  this  state  of 
irritation — then  it  was  blows  and  stabs — now  it  is  pricking  to 
death  with  needles  and  pins. — He — I  mean  the  D. — goes  down 
next  month  to  spend  the  shooting-season  in  Scotland — he  says, 
he  makes  a  point  of  always  dining  one  day  at  the  Manse — be 
on  your  guard,  and  do  not  betray  yourself,  should  he  mention 
me — Yourself,  alas  !  you  have  nothing  to  betray — nothing  to 
fear  ;  you,  the  pure,  the  virtuous,  the  heroine  of  unstained  faith, 
unblemished  purity,  what  can  you  have  to  fear  from  the  world 
or  its  proudest  minions?  It  is  E.  whose  life  is  once  more  in 
your  hands — it  is  E.  whom  you  are  to  save  from  being  pluckeil 
of  her  borrowed  plumes,  discovered,  branded,  and  trodden  down, 
first  by  him,  perhaps,  who  has  raised  her  to  this  dizzy  pinnacle  ! 
— The  enclosure  will  reach  you  twice  a-year — do  not  refuse  it — 
it  is  out  of  my  own  allowance,  and  may  be  twice  as  much 
when  you  want  it.  With  you  it  may  do  good — with  me  it 
never  can. 

*'  Write  to  me  soon,  Jeanie,  or  I  shall  remain  in  the  agrjnising- 
apprehension  that  this  has  fallen  into  wrong  hands — Address 
simply  to  L.  S. ,  under  cover,  to  the  Reverend  George  Whiterose, 
in  the  Minster-Close,  York.  He  thinks  I  correspond  with  some 
of  my  noble  Jacobite  relations  who  are  in  Scotland.  How  high- 
church  and  jacobitical  zeal  would  burn  in  his  cheeks  if  he  knew 
he  was  the  agent,  not  of  Euphemia  Setoun,  of  the  honourabib 


496  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

house  ofWinton,  but  of  E.  D.,  daug-hter  of  a  Cameronian  cow- 
feeder  I — Jcanie,  I  can  laugh  yet  sometimes — but  God  protect 
you  from  such  mirth. — My  father — I  mean  your  father,  would 
say  it  was  like  the  idle  crackling  of  thorns  ;  but  the  thorns  keep 
their  poignancy,  they  remain  unconsumed.  —  Farewell,  my 
dearest  Jeanie — Do  not  show  this  even  to  Mr.  Butler,  much 
less  to  anyone  else — I  have  every  respect  for  him,  but  his 
principles  are  over  strict,  and  my  case  will  not  endure  severe 
handling. — I  rest  your  affectionate  sister,  E." 

In  this  long  letter  there  was  much  to  surprise  as  well 
as  to  distress  Mrs.  Butler.  That  Effie — her  sister  Effie, 
should  be  mingling  freely  in  society,  and  apparently  on 
not  unequal  terms,  with  the  Duke  of  Argyle,  sounded 
like  something  so  extraordinary,  that  she  even  doubted  if 
she  read  truly.  Nor  was  it  less  marvellous,  that,  in  the 
space  of  four  years,  her  education  should  have  made  such 
progress.  Jeanie's  humility  readily  allowed  that  Effie 
had  always,  when  she  chose  it,  been  smarter  at  her  book 
than  she  herself  was,  but  then  she  was  very  idle,  and, 
upon  the  whole,  had  made  much  less  proficiency.  Love, 
or  fear,  or  necessity,  however,  had  proved  an  able  school- 
mistress, and  completely  supplied  all  her  deficiencies. 

What  Jeanie  least  liked  m  the  tone  of  the  letter  was  a 
smothered  degree  of  egotism.  "  We  should  have  heard  little 
about  her,"  said  Jeanie  to  herself,  "  but  that  she  was  feared 
the  Duke  might  come  to  learn  wha  she  was,  and  a'  about 
her  puir  friends  here  ;  but  Effie,  puir  thin^,  aye  looks  her 
ain  way,  and  folk  that  do  that  think  mair  o'  themselves 
than  of  their  neighbours. — I  am  no  clear  about  keeping  her 
siller,"  she  added,  taking  up  a  ;^50  note  which  had  fallen 
out  of  the  paper  to  the  floor.  "  We  hae  eneugh,  and  it 
looks  unco  like  theftboot,  or  hush-money,  as  they  ca'  it ;  she 
might  hae  been  sure  that  I  wad  say  naething  wad  harm 
her,  for  a'  the  gowd  in  Lunnon.  And  I  maun  tell  the 
minister  about  it  I  dinna  see  that  she  suld  be  sae  feared 
for  her  ain  bonny  bargain  o'  a  gudeman,  and  that  I  shouldna 
reverence  Mr.  Butler  just  as  much  ;  and  sae  I'll  e'en  tell 
him,  when  that  tippling  body  the  Captain  has  ta'en  boat  in 
the  morning.— But  I  wonder  at  my  ain  state  of  mind," 
she  added,  turning  back,  after  she  had  made  a  step  or  two 
to  the  door  to  join  the  gentlemen  ;  "  surely  I  am  no  sic  a  fule 
as  to  be  angry  that  Effie's  a  braw  lady,  while  I  am  only  a 
minister's  wife  ? — and  yet  I  am  as  petted  as  a  bairn,  when 
I   should  bless  God,  that  has  tedeemed  her  from  shame, 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  497 

and  poverty,  and  guilt,  as  ower  likely  she  might  hae  been 
plunged  into." 

Sitting  down  upon  a  stool  at  the  foot  of  the  bed,  she 
folded  her  arms  upon  her  bosom,  saying  within  herself, 
"  From  this  place  will  I  not  rise  till  I  am  in  a  better  frame 
of  mind  ; "  and  so  placed,  by  dint  jjf  tearing  the  veil  from 
tlie  motives  of  her  little  temporary  spleen  against  her  sister, 
she  compelled  herself  to  be  ashamed  of  them,  and  to  view 
as  blessings  the  advantages  of  her  sister's  lot,  while  its 
embarrassments  were  the  necessary  consequences  of  errors 
long  since  committed.  And  thus  she  fairly  vanquished  the 
feeling  of  pique  which  she  naturally  enough  entertained,  at 
seeing  Effie,  so  long  the  object  of  her  care  and  her  pity, 
soar  suddenly  so  high  above  her  in  life,  as  to  reckon 
amongst  the  chief  objects  of  her  apprehension  the  risk  of 
their  relationship  being  discovered. 

When  this  unwonted  burst  of  amour propre  was  thoroughly 
subdued,  she  walked  down  to  the  little  parlour  where  the 
gentlemen  were  finishing  their  game,  and  heard  from  the 
Captain  a  confirmation  of  the  news  intimated  in  her  letter, 
that  the  Duke  of  Argyle  was  shortly  expected  at  Roseneath. 

"  He'll  find  plenty  of  moor-fowls  and  plack-cock  on  the 
moors  of  Auchingower,  and  he'll  pe  nae  doubt  for  taking 
a  late  dinner,  and  a  ped  at  the  Manse,  as  he  has  done 
pefore  now." 

"  He  has  a  gude  right,  Captain,"  said  Jeanie. 

"  Teil  ane  petter  to  ony  ped  in  the  kintra,"  answered  the 
Captain.  "And  ye  had  petter  tell  your  father,  puir  body,  to 
get  his  beasts  a'  in  order,  and  put  his  tamn'd  Cameronian 
nonsense  out  o*  his  head  for  twa  or  three  days,  if  he  can  pe 
so  opliging  ;  for  fan  I  speak  to  him  apout  prute  pestll,  he 
answers  me  out  o'  tlie  Pible,  whilk  is  not  using  a  shentleman 
weel,  unless  it  be  a  person  of  your  cloth,  Mr.  Putler." 

No  one  understood  better  than  Jeanie  the  merit  of  the 
soft  answer,  which  turneth  away  wrath ;  and  she  only 
smiled,  and  hoped  that  his  Grace  would  find  everything 
that  was  under  her  father's  care  to  his  entire  satisfaction. 

But  the  Captain,  who  had  lost  the  whole  postage  of  the 
letter  at  backgammon,  was  in  the  pouting  mood  not 
unusual  to  losers,  and  which,  says  the  proverb,  must  be 
allowed  to  them. 

"And,  Master  Putler,  though  ^ou  know  I  never  meddle 
with  the  things  of  your  kirk-sessions,  yet  I  must  pe  allowed 
toe  say  that  I  will  not  pe  pleased  to  allow  Aille  MacClure 


498  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

of  Deepheugh,  to  pe  poonished  as  a  witch,  in  respect  she 
only  spaes  fortunes,  and  does  not  lame,  or  pHnd,  or  pedevil 
any  persons,  or  coup  cadgers'  carts,  or  ony  sort  o'  mischief; 
put  only  tells  people  good  fortunes,  as  anent  our  poats 
killing  so  many  seals  and  doug-fishes,  whilk  is  very  pleasant 
to  hear." 

"The  woman,"  said  Butler,  "is,  I  believe,  no  witch,  but 
a  cheat ;  and  it  is  only  on  that  head  that  she  is  summoned 
to  the  kirk-session,  to  cause  her  to  desist  in  future  from 
practising  her  impostures  upon  ignorant  persons." 

"I  do  not  know,"  replied  the  gracious  Duncan,  "what 
her  practices  or  postures  are,  but  I  pelieve  that  if  the  poys 
take  hould  on  her  to  duck  her  in  the  Clachan  purn,  it  will 
be  a  very  sorry  practice — and  I  pelieve,  moreover,  that  if  I 
come  in  thirdsman  among  you  at  the  kirk-sessions,  you  will 
be  all  in  a  tamn'd  pad  posture  indeed." 

Without  noticing  this  threat,  Mr.  Butler  replied,  "That 
he  had  not  attended  to  the  risk  of  ill  usage  which  the  poor 
woman  might  undergo  at  the  hands  of  the  rabble,  and  that 
he  would  give  her  the  necessary  admonition  in  private, 
instead  of  bringing  her  before  the  assembled  session." 

"This,"  Duncan  said,  "was  speaking  like  a  reasonable 
shentleman  ;  "  and  so  the  evening  passed  peaceably  off. 

Next  morning,  after  the  Captain  had  swallowed  his 
morning  draught  of  Athole  brose,  and  departed  in  his 
coach  and  six,  Mrs.  Butler  anew  deliberated  upon  com- 
municating to  her  husband  her  sister's  letter.  But  she  was 
deterred  by  the  recollection,  that,  in  doing  so,  she  would 
unveil  to  him  the  whole  of  a  dreadful  secret,  of  which, 
perhaps,  his  public  character  might  render  him  an  unfit 
depositary.  Butler  already  had  reason  to  believe  that  Effie 
had  eloped  with  that  same  Robertson  who  had  been  a 
leader  in  the  Porteous  mob,  and  who  lay  under  sentence  of 
death  for  the  robbery  at  Kirkcaldy.  But  he  did  not  know 
his  identity  with  George  Staunton,  a  man  of  birth  and 
fortune,  who  had  now  apparently  reassumed  his  natural 
rank  in  society.  Jeanie  had  respected  Staunton's  own 
confession  as  sacred,  and  upon  reflection  she  considered 
the  letter  of  her  sister  as  equally  so,  and  resolved  to  mention 
the  contents  to  no  one. 

On  reperusing  the  letter,  she  could  not  help  observing 
the  staggering  and  unsatisfactory  condition  of  those  who 
have  risen  to  distinction  by  undue  paths,  and  the  outworks 
and  bulwarks  of  fiction  and  falsehood,  by  which  they  are 


THE   HEART  OF    MID-LOTHIAN.  499 

under  the  necessity  of  surrounding  and  defending  their 
precarious  advantages.  But  she  was  not  called  upon,  she 
thought,  to  unveil  her  sister's  original  histor}- — it  would 
restore  no  right  to  any  one,  for  she  was  usurping  none — it 
would  only  destroy  her  happiness,  and  degrade  her  in  the 
public  estimation.  Had  she  been  wise,  Jeanie  thought  she 
would  have  ciiosen  seclusion  and  privacy,  in  place  of  public 
life  and  gaiety  ;  but  the  power  of  choice  might  not  be  hers. 
The  money,  she  thought,  could  not  be  returned  without 
her  seeming  haughty  and  unkind.  She  resolved,  therefore, 
upon  reconsidering  this  point,  to  employ  it  as  occasion 
should  serve,  either  in  educating  her  children  better  than 
her  own  means  could  compass,  or  for  their  future 
portion.  Her  sister  had  enough,  was  strongly  bound  to 
assist  Jeanie  by  any  means  in  her  power,  and  the  arrange- 
ment was  so  natural  and  proper,  that  it  ought  not  to  be 
declined  out  of  fastidious  or  romantic  delicacy.  Jeanie 
accordingly  wrote  to  her  sister,  acknowledging  her  letter, 
and  requesting  to  hear  from  her  as  often  as  she  could.  In 
entering  into  her  own  little  details  of  news,  chiefly  respecting 
domestic  affairs,  she  experienced  a  singular  vacillation  of 
ideas ;  for  sometimes  she  apologised  for  mentioning  things 
unworthy  the  notice  of  a  lady  of  rank,  and  then  recollected 
that  everything  which  concerned  her  should  be  interesting 
to  Effie.  Her  letter,  under  the  cover  of  Mr.  Whiterose, 
she  committed  to  the  post-office  at  Glasgow,  by  the  inter- 
vention of  a  parishioner  who  had  business  at  that  city. 

The  next  week  brought  the  Duke  to  Roseneath,  and 
shortly  afterwards  he  intimated  his  intention  of  sporting 
in  their  neighbourhood,  and  taking  his  bed  at  the  Manse ; 
an  honour  which  he  had  once  or  twice  done  to  its  inmates 
on  former  occasions. 

Effie  proved  to  be  perfectly  right  in  her  anticipations. 
The  Duke  had  hardly  set  himself  down  at  Mrs.  Butler's 
right  hand,  and  taken  upon  himself  the  task  of  carving  the 
excellent  "barn-door  chucky,"  which  had  been  selected  as 
the  high  dish  upon  this  honourable  occasion,  before  he 
began  to  speak  of  Lady  Staunton  of  Willingham,  in  Lincoln- 
shire, and  the  great  noise  which  her  wit  and  beauty  made 
in  London.  For  much  of  this  Jeanie  was,  in  some  measure, 
prepared — but  Effie's  wit  1  that  would  never  have  entered 
mto  her  imagination,  being  ignorant  how  exactly  raillery 
in  the  higher  rank  resembles  flippancy  among  their  inferiors. 

"She  has  been  the  ruling  belle — the   blazing  star — the 


500  THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN, 

universal  toast  of  the  winter,"  said  the  Duke  ;  "  and  is 
really  the  most  beautiful  creature  that  was  seen  at  court 
upon  the  birthday." 

The  birthday  I    and  at  court  I — Jeanie  was  annihilated, 
remembering  well  her  own  presentation,  all  its  extraordinary  ] 
circumstances,  and  particularly  the  c^iuse  of  it. 

"  I  mention  this  lady  particularly  to  you,  Mrs.  Butler,"] 
said  the  Duke,  "  because  she  haid  something  in  the  sound  of 
her  voice,  and  the  cast  of  her  countenance,  that  reminded  me 
of  you — not  when  you  look  so  pale  though — you  have  over- 
fatigued  yourself — you  must  pledge  me  in  a  glass  of  wine." 

She  did  so,  and  Butler  observed,  "  It  was  dangerous 
flattery  in  his  Grace  to  tell  a  poor  minister's  wife  that  she 
was  like  a  court-beauty." 

"  Oho  I  Mr.  Butler,"  said  the  Duke,  "  I  find  you  are 
growing  jealous  ;  but  it's  rather  too  late  in  the  day,  for  you 
know  how  long  I  have  admired  your  wife.  But  seriously, 
there  is  betwixt  them  one  of  those  inexplicable  likenesses 
which  we  see  in  countenances,  that  do  not  otherAwise 
resemble  each  other." 

"  The  perilous  part  of  the  compliment  has  flown  off," 
thought  Mr.  Butler. 

His  wife,  feeling  the  awkwardness  of  silence,  forced 
herself  to  say,  "  That,  perhaps,  the  lady  might  be  her 
countrywoman,  and  the  language  might  make  some 
resemblance." 

'"You  are  quite  right,"  replied  the  Duke.  "  She  is  a 
Scotchwoman,  and  speaks  with  a  Scotch  accent,  and  now 
and  then  a  provincial  word  drops  out  so  prettily,  that  it 
is  quite  Doric,  Mr.  Butler." 

"  I  should  have  thought,"  said  the  clergyman,  "  that 
would  have  sounded  vulgar  in  the  great  city." 

"  Not  at  all,"  replied  the  Duke  ;  "  you  must  suppose  it 
is  not  the  broad  coarse  Scotch  that  is  spoken  in  the  Cow- 
gate  of  Edinburgh,  or  in  the  Gorbals.  This  lady  has 
been  very  little  in  Scotland,  in  fact  she  was  educated  in  a 
convent  abroad,  and  speaks  that  pure  court-Scotch,  which 
was  common  in  my  younger  da5rs ;  but  it  is  so  generally 
disused  now,  that  it  sounds  like  a  different  dialect,  entirely 
distinct  from  our  modem  patois," 

Notwithstanding  her  anxiety,  Jeanie  could  not  help 
admiring  within  herself,  how  the  most  correct  judges  of 
life  and  manners  can  be  imposed  on  by  their  own  pre- 
conceptions, while   the  Duke  proceeded  thus  :    "  She  is  of 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  501 

the  unfortunate  house  of  Winton,  I  believe  ;  but,  being 
I'red  abroad,  she  had  missed  the  opportunity  of  learning 
her  ovra  pedigree,  and  was  obliged  to  me  for  informing 
her,  that  she  must  certainly  come  of  the  Setons  of  Windy- 
goul.  I  wish  you  could  have  seen  how  prettily  she  blushed 
at  her  own  ignorance.  Amidst  her  noble  and  elegant 
manners,  there  is  now  and  then  a  little  touch  of  bashfulness 
and  conventual  rusticity,  if  I  may  call  it  so,  that  makes 
her  quite  enchanting.  You  see  at  once  the  rose  that 
had  bloomed  untouched  amid  the  chaste  precincts  of  the 
cloister,  Mr.  Butler." 

True  to  the  hint,  Mr.  Butler  failed  not  to  start  with  his 

Ut  fios  in  septi3  secretus  nascitur  hortis,  etc., 

while  his  wife  could  hardly  persuade  herself  that  all  this 
was  spoken  of  EflBe  Deans,  and  by  so  competent  a  judge 
as  the  Duke  of  Argyle  ;  and  had  she  been  acquainted  with 
Catullus,  would  have  thought  the  fortunes  of  her  sister  h£id 
reversed  the  whole  passage. 

She  was,  however,  determined  to  obtain  some  indenmi- 
fication  for  the  anxious  feelings  of  the  moment,  by  gaining 
all  the  intelligence  she  could  ;  and  therefore  ventured  to 
make  some  inquiry  about  the  husband  of  the  lady  his  Grace 
admired  so  much. 

"  He  is  very  rich,"  replied  the  Duke  ;  "  of  an  ancient 
family,  and  has  good  manners  :  but  he  is  far  from  being 
such  a  general  favourite  as  his  wife.  Some  people  say  he 
can  be  very  pleasant — I  never  saw  him  so  ;  but  should 
rather  judge  him  reserved,  and  gloomy,  and  capricious. 
He  was  very  wild  in  his  youth,  they  say,  and  has  bad 
health  ;  yet  he  is  a  good-looking  man  enough — a  great 
friend  of  your  Lord  High  Commissioner  of  the  Kirk. 
Mr.  Butler." 

"  Then  he  is  the  friend  of  a  very  worthy  and  honourable 
nobleman,"  said  Butler. 

"  Does  he  admire  his  lady  as  much  as  other  people  d<J  ?  " 
said  Jeanie,  in  a  low  voice. 

"  WTio — Sir  George  ?  They  say  he  is  very  fond  of  her," 
said  the  Duke  ;  "  but  I  observe  she  trembles  a  little  when 
he  fixes  his  eye  on  her,  and  that  is  no  good  sign — But  it  is 
strange  how  I  am  haunted  by  this  resemblance  of  yours  to 
Lady  Staunton,  in  look  and  tone  of  voice.  One  would 
almost  swear  you  were  sisters." 


I 

S02  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  ^ 

Jeanie's  distress  became  uncontrollable,  and  beyond  con- 
cealment. The  Duke  of  Argyle  was  much  disturbed,  good- 
naturedly  ascribing  it  to  his  having  unwittingly  recalled  to 
her  remembrance  her  family  misfortunes.  He  was  too  well- 
bred  to  attempt  to  apologise ;  but  hastened  to  change  the 
subject,  and  arrange  certain  points  of  dispute  which  had 
occurred  betwixt  Duncan  of  Knock  and  the  minister,  ac- 
knowledging that  his  worthy  substitute  was  sometimes 
a  little  too  obstinate,  as  well  as  too  energetic,  in  his 
executive  measures. 

Mr.  Butler  admitted  his  general  merits ;  but  said,  "  He 
would  presume  to  apply  to  the  worthy  gentleman  the  words 
of  the  poet  to  Marrucinus  Asinius, 

'  Manu 

Non  belle  uteris  in  joco  atque  vino.'" 

The  discourse  being  thus  turned  on  parish-business, 
nothing  further  occurred  that  can  interest  the  reader. 


CHAPTER   XLIX. 

Upon  my  head  they  placed  a  fruitless  crown, 
And  put  a  barren  sceptre  in  my  gripe, 
Thence  to  be  vvrench'd  by  an  unlineal  hand, 
No  son  of  mine  succeeding. 

Macbeth. 

After  this  period,  but  under  the  most  strict  precautions 
against  discovery,  the  sisters  corresponded  occasionally, 
exchanging  letters  about  twice  every  year.  Those  of  Lady 
Staunton  spoke  of  her  husband's  health  and  spirits  as 
being  deplorably  uncertain  ;  her  own  seemed  also  to  be 
sinking,  and  one  of  the  topics  on  which  she  most  frequently 
dwelt  was  their  want  of  family.  Sir  George  Staunton, 
always  violent,  had  taken  some  aversion  at  the  next 
heir,  whom  he  suspected  of  having  irritated  his  friends 
against  him  during  his  absence ;  and  he  declared, 
he  would  bequeath  Willingham  and  all  its  lands  to  an 
hospital,  ere  that  fetch-and-carry  tell-tale  should  inherit 
an  acre  of  it. 

I      "  Had  he  but  a  child,"  said  the  unfortunate  wife,  "  or  had 
that  luckless  infant  survived,  it  would  be  some  motive  for 


THE    HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  503 

living  and  for  exertion.  But  Heaven  has  denied  us  a 
blessing  which  we  have  not  deserved." 

Such  complaints,  in  varied  form,  but  turning  frequently 
on  the  same  topic,  filled  the  letters  which  passed  from  the 
spacious  but  melancholy  halls  of  Willingham,  to  the  quiet 
and  happy  parsonage  at  Knocktarlitie.  Years  meanwhile 
rolled  on  amid  these  fruitless  repinings.  John,  Duke  of 
Argj'le  and  Greenwich,  died  in  the  year  1743,  universally 
lamented,  but  by  none  more  than  by  the  Butlers,  to  whom 
his  benevolence  had  been  so  distinguished.  He  was 
succeeded  by  his  brother  Duke  Archibald,  with  whom  they 
had  not  the  same  intimacy ;  but  who  continued  the  pro- 
tection which  his  brother  had  extended  towards  them. 
This,  indeed,  became  more  necessary  than  ever ;  for,  after 
the  breaking  out  and  suppression  of  the  rebellion  in  1745, 
the  peace  of  the  country,  adjacent  to  the  Highlands,  was 
considerably  disturbed.  Marauders,  or  men  that  had  been 
driven  to  that  desperate  mode  of  life,  quartered  themselves 
in  the  fastnesses  nearest  to  the  Lowlands,  which  were  their 
scene  of  plunder  j  and  there  is  scarce  a  glen  in  the  romantic 
and  now  peaceable  Highlands  of  Perth,  Stirling,  and  Dum- 
bartonshire, where  one  or  more  did  not  take  up  their 
residence. 

The  prime  pest  of  the  parish  of  Knocktarlitie  was  a 
certain  Donacha  dhu  na  Dunaigh,  or  Black  Duncan  the 
Mischievous,  whom  we  have  already  casually  mentioned. 
This  fellow  had  been  originally  a  tinkler  or  caird,  many  of 
whom  stroll  about  these  districts  ;  but  when  all  police  was 
disorganised  by  the  civil  war,  he  threw  up  his  profession,  and 
from  half  thief  became  whole  robber ;  and  being  generally 
at  the  head  of  three  or  four  active  young  fellows,  and  he 
himself  artful,  bold,  and  well  acquainted  with  the  passes, 
he  plied  his  new  profession  with  emolument  to  himself,  and 
infinite  plague  to  the  country. 

All  were  convinced  that  Duncan  of  Knock  could  have  put 
down  his  namesake  Donacha  any  morning  he  had  a  mind  ; 
for  there  were  in  the  parish  a  set  of  stout  young  men,  who 
had  joined  .^rgyle's  banner  in  the  war  under  his  old  friend, 
and  behaved  very  well  upon  several  occasions.  And  as  for 
their  leader,  as  no  one  doubted  his  courage,  it  was  generally 
supposed  that  Donacha  had  found  out  the  mode  of  con- 
ciliating his  favour,  a  thing  not  very  uncommon  in  that  age 
and  country.  This  was  the  more  readily  believed,  as  David 
Deans's  cattle  (being  the  property  of  the  Duke)  were  left 


504  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

untouched,  when  the  minister's  cows  were  carried  off  by  the 
thieves.  Another  attempt  was  made  to  renew  the  same  act 
of  rapine,  and  the  cattle  were  in  the  act  of  being  driven  off, 
when  Butler,  laying  his  profession  aside  in  a  case  of  such 
necessity,  put  himself  at  the  head  of  some  of  his  neighbours, 
and  rescued  the  creagh,  an  exploit  at  which  Deans  attended 
in  person,  notwithstanding  his  extreme  old  age,  mounted 
on  a  Highland  pony,  and  girded  with  an  old  broadsword, 
likening  himself  (for  he  failed  not  to  arrogate  the  whole 
merit  of  the  expedition)  to  David,  the  son  of  Jesse,  when  he 
recovered  the  spoil  of  Ziklag  from  the  Amalekites.  The 
spirited  behaviour  had  so  far  a  good  effect,  that  Donacha 
dhu  na  Dunai^h  kept  his  distance  for  some  time  to  come  ; 
and,  though  his  distant  exploits  were  frequently  spoken  of, 
he  did  not  exercise  any  depredations  in  that  part  of  the 
country.  He  continued  to  flourish,  and  to  be  heard 
of  occasionally,  until  the  year  1751,  when,  if  the  fear 
of  the  second  David  had  kept  him  in  check,  fate  re- 
leased him  from  that  restraint,  for  the  venerable  patri- 
arch of  St  Leonard's  was  that  year  gathered  to  his 
fathers. 

David  Deans  died  full  of  years  and  of  honour.  He  is 
believed,  for  the  exact  time  of  his  birth  is  not  known,  to 
have  lived  upwards  of  ninety  years ;  for  he  used  to  speak 
of  events  as  falling  under  his  own  knowledge,  which 
happened  about  the  time  of  the  battle  of  Bothwell  Bridge. 
It  was  said  that  he  even  bore  arms  there  ;  for  once,  when  a 
drunken  Jacobite  laird  wished  for  a  Bothwell  Brigg  whig, 
that  "he  might  stow  the  lugs  out  of  his  head,"  David 
informed  him  with  a  peculiar  austerity  of  countenance,  that, 
if  he  liked  to  try  such  a  prank,  there  was  one  at  his  elbow  ; 
and  it  required  the  interference  of  Butler 'to  preserve  the 
peace. 

He  expired  in  the  arms  of  his  beloved  daughter,  thank- 
ful for  all  the  blessings  which  Providence  had  vouchsafed 
to  him  while  in  this  valley  of  strife  and  toil — and  thankful 
also  for  the  trials  he  had  been  visited  with  ;  having  found 
them,  he  said,  needful  to  mortify  that  spiritual  pride  and 
confidence  in  his  own  gifts,  which  was  the  side  on  which 
the  wily  Enemy  did  most  sorely  beset  him.  He  prayed 
in  the  most  affecting  manner  for  Jeanie,  her  husband, 
and  her  family,  an^  that  her  affectionate  duty  to  the 
puir  old  man  might  purchase  her  length  of  days  here, 
and    happiness    hereafter;    then,    in    a    pathetic   petition, 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  505 

too  well  understood  by  those  who  knew  his  family  circum- 
stances, he  besought  the  Shepherd  of  souls,  while  gatliering 
his  flock,  not  to  forget  the  little  one  that  had  strayed  from 
the  fold,  and  even  then  might  be  in  the  hands  of  the 
ravening  wolf. — He  prayed  for  the  national  Jerusalem,  that 
peace  might  be  in  her  land,  and  prosperity  in  her  palaces — 
for  the  welfare  of  the  honourable  House  of  Argyle,  and 
for  the  conversion  of  Duncan  of  Knockdunder.  After  this 
he  was  silent,  being  exhausted,  nor  did  he  again  utter 
anything  distinctly.  He  was  heard,  indeed,  to  mutter 
something  about  national  defections,  right-hand  extremes, 
and  left-hand  fallings  off;  but,  as  May  Hettly  observed, 
his  head  was  carried  at  the  time ;  and  it  is  probable  that 
these  expressions  occurred  to  him  merely  out  of  general 
habit,  and  that  he  died  in  the  full  spirit  of  charity  with 
all  men.  About  an  hour  afterwards  he  slept  in  the 
Lord. 

Notwithstanding  her  father's  advanced  age,  his  death 
was  a  severe  shock  to  Mrs.  Butler.  Much  of  her  time  had 
been  dedicated  to  attending  to  his  health  and  his  wishes, 
and  she  felt  as  if  part  of  her  business  in  the  world  was 
ended,  when  the  good  old  man  was  no  more.  His  wealth, 
which  came  nearly  to  fifteen  hundred  pounds,  in  disposable 
capital,  served  to  raise  the  fortunes  of  his  family  at  the 
Manse.  How  to  dispose  of  this  sum  for  the  best  advantage 
of  his  family  was  a  matter  of  anxious  consideration  to 
Butler. 

"If  we  put  it  on  heritable  bond,  we  shall  maybe  lose 
the  interest;  for  there's  that  bond  over  Lounsbeck's  land, 
your  father  could  neither  get  principal  nor  interest  for  it 
— If  we  bring  it  into  the  funds,  we  shall  maybe  lose  the 
principal  and  all,  as  many  did  in  the  South  Sea  scheme. 
The  little  estate  of  Craigsture  is  in  the  market — it  lies 
within  two  miles  of  the  Manse,  and  Knock  says  his  Grace 
has  no  thought  to  buy  it  But  they  ask  ^2500,  and. they 
may,  for  it  is  worth  the  money ;  and  were  I  to  borrow  the 
balance,  the  creditor  might  call  it  up  suddenly,  or  in  case 
of  my  death  my  family  might  be  distressed." 

"And  so,  if  we  had  mair  siller,  we  might  buy  that 
bonny  pasture-ground,  where  the  grass  comes  so  early?" 
asked  Jeanie, 

"  Certainly,  my  dear ;  and  Knockdunder,  who  is  a  good 
judge,  is  strongly  advising  me  to  ik — To  be  sure  it  is  hi.s 
nephew  that  is  selling  it." 


5o6  THE   HEART   OF   MJD-LOTIIlAN. 

"  Aweel,  Reuben,"  said  Jeanie,  "  ye  maun  just  look  up  a  " 
text  in  Scripture,  as  ye  did  when  ye  wanted  siller  before 
— ^just  look  up  a  text  in  the  Bible." 

"Ah,  Jeanie,"  said  Butler,  laughing  and  pressing  her 
hand  at  the  same  time,  "the  best  people  in  these  times 
can  only  work  miracles  once." 

"We  will  see,"  said  Jeanie  composedly;  and  going  to 
the  closet  in  which  she  kept  her  honey,  her  sugar,  her 
pots  of  jelly,  her  vials  of  the  more  ordinary  medicines, 
and  which  served  her,  in  short,  as  a  sort  or  store-room, 
she  jangled  vials  and  gallipots,  till,  from  out  the  darkest 
nook,  well  flanked  by  a  triple  row  of  bottles  and  jars, 
which  she  was  under  the  necessity  of  displacing,  she 
brought  a  cracked  brown  cann,  with  a  piece  of  leather 
tied  over  the  top.  Its  contents  seemed  to  be  written  papers, 
thrust  in  disorder  into  this  uncommon  secretaire.  But 
from  among  these  Jeanie  brought  an  old  clasped  Bible, 
which  had  been  David  Deans's  companion  in  his  earlier 
wanderings,  and  which  he  had  given  to  his  daughter  when 
the  failure  of  his  eyes  had  compelled  him  to  use  one  of  a 
larger  print.  This  she  gave  to  Butler,  who  had  been 
looking  at  her  motions  with  some  surprise,  and  desired 
him  to  see  what  that  book  could  do  for  him.  He  opened 
the  clasps,  and,  to  his  astonishment,  a  parcel  of  £50  bank- 
notes dropped  out  from  betwixt  the  leaves,  where  they 
had  been  separately  lodged,  and  fluttered  upon  the  floor. 
"  I  didna  think  to  hae  tauld  you  o'  my  wealth,  Reuben," 
said  his  wife,  smiling  at  his  surprise,  "  till  on  my  deathbed, 
or  maybe  on  some  family  pinch  ;  but  it  wad  be  better  laid 
out  on  yon  bonny  grass-holms,  than  lying  useless  here  in 
this  auld  pigg." 

"  How  on  earth  came  ye  by  that  siller,  Jeanie  ? — Why, 
here  is  more  than  a  thousand  pounds,"  said  Butler,  lifting 
up  and  counting  the  notes. 

"  If  it  were  ten  thousand,  it's  a'  honestly  come  by,"  said 
Jeanie;  "and  troth  I  kenna  how  muckle  there  is  o't,  but 
it's  a'  there  ever  I  got. — And  as  for  how  I  came  by  it, 
Reuben — it's  weel  come  by,  and  honestly,  as  I  said  before 
— And  it's  mair  folk's  secret  than  mine,  or  ye  wad  hae 
kend  about  it  lang  syne ;  and  as  for  onything  else,  I  am 
not  free  to  answer  mair  questions  about  it,  and  ye  maun 
just  ask  me  nane." 

"  Ansv/er  me  but  one,"  said  Butler.  |'  Is  it  all  freely  and 
indisputably  your  own  property,   to  dispose  of  it  as  you 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  507 

think  fit  ? — Is  it  possible  no  one  has  a  claim  in  so  large  a 
sum  except  you  ?  " 

"  It  was  mine,  free  to  dispose  of  it  as  I  like,"  answered 
Jeanie  ;  "and  I  have  disposed  of  it  already,  for  now  it  is 
yours,  Reuben — You  are  Bible  Butler  now,  as  wee!  as 
your  forbear,  that  my  puir  father  had  sic  an  ill-will  at. 
Only,  if  ye  like,  I  wad  wish  Femie  to  get  a  gude  share  o't 
when  we  are  gane." 

"Certainly,  it  shall  be  as  you  choose — But  who  on  earth 
ever  pitched  on  such  a  hiding-place  for  temporal  treasures  ?  " 

"That  is  just  ane  o'  my  auld-fashioned  gates,  as  you 
ca'  them,  Reuben.  I  thought  if  Donacha  Dhu  was  to 
make  an  outbreak  upon  us,  the  Bible  was  the  last  thing 
in  the  house  he  wad  meddle  wi' — but  an  ony  mair  sLUer 
should  drap  in,  as  it  is  not  unlikely,  I  shall  e'en  paj'  it 
ower  to  you,  and  ye  may  lay  it  out  your  ain  way." 

"  And'l  positively  must  not  ask  you  how  you  have  come 
by  all  this  money  ?  "  said  the  clergyman. 

"  Indeed,  Reuben,  you  must  not;  for  if  you  were  asking 
me  very  sair  I  wad  maybe  tell  you,  and  then  I  am  sure 
I  would  do  wrong." 

"But  tell  me,"  said  Butler,  "is  it  anything  that  dis- 
tresses your  own  mind  ?  " 

"There  is  baith  weal  and  woe  come  aye  wi'  warld's 
gear,  Reuben  ;  but  ye  maun  ask  me  naething  mair — 
This  siller  binds  me  to  naething,  and  can  never  be  speered 
back  again." 

"Surely,"  said  Mr.  Butler,  when  he  had  again  counted 
over  the  money,  as  if  to  assure  himself  that  the  notes 
were  real,  "there  was  never  man  in  the  world  had  a  wife 
like  mine — a  blessing  seems  to  follow  her." 

"Never,"  said  Jeanie,  "since  the  enchanted  princess  in 
the  bairns'  fairy  tale,  that  kamed  gold  nobles  out  o'  the 
tae  side  of  her  haffit  locks,  and  Dutch  dollars  out  o'  the 
tother.  But  gang  away  now,  minister,  and  put  by  the 
siller,  and  dinna  keep  the  notes  wampishing  in  your 
hand  that  gate,  or  I  shall  wish  them  in  the  brown  pigg 
again,  for  fear  we  get  a  black  cast  about  them — we're 
ower  near  the  hills  in  these  times  to  be  thought  to  hae 
siller  in  the  house.  And,  besides,  ye  maun  gree  wi' 
Knockdunder,  that  has  the  selling  o'  the  lands ;  and  dinna 
you  be  simple  and  let  him  ken  o'  this  windfa',  but  keep  him 
to  the  very  lowest  penny,  as  if  ye  had  to  borrow  siller  to 
make  the  price  up." 


So8  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

In  the  last  admonition  Jeanie  showed  distinctly,  that, 
although  she  did  not  understand  how  to  secure  the  money 
which  came  into  her  hands  otherwise  than  by  saving  and 
hoarding  it,  yet  she  had  some  part  of  her  father  David's 
shrewdness,  even  upon  worldly  subjects.  And  Reuben 
Butler  was  a  prudent  man,  and  went  and  did  even  as  his^ 
wife  had  advised  him. 

The  news  quickly  went  abroad  into  the  parish  that  the  [ 
minister  had  bougnt  Craigsture ;  and  some  wished  him 
joy,  and  some  *'  were  sorry  it  had  gane  out  of  the  auld 
name."  However,  his  clerical  brethren,  understanding 
that  he  was  under  the  necessity  of  going  to  Edinburgh 
about  the  ensuing  Whitsunday,  to  get  together  David 
Deans's  cash  to  make  up  the  purchase-money  of  his  new 
acquisition,  took  the  opportunity  to  name  him  their 
delegate  to  the  General  Assembly,  or  Convocation  of  the 
Scottish  Church,  which  takes  place  usually  in  the  latter  end 
of  the  month  of  May. 

CHAPTER   L. 

But  who  is  this?  what  thing  of  sea  or  land — 
Female  of  sex  it  seems — 
That  so  bedeck'd,  ornate,  and  gay, 
Comes  this  way  sailing? 

Milton. 

Not  long  after  the  incident  of  the  Bible  and  the  bank- 
notes. Fortune  showed  that  she  could  surprise  Mrs.  Butler 
as  well  as  her  husband.  The  minister,  in  order  to 
accomplish  the  various  pieces  of  business  which  his  un- 
wonted visit  to  Edinburgh  rendered  necessary,  had  been 
under  the  necessity  of  setting  out  from  home  in  the  latter 
end  of  the  month  of  February,  concluding  justly  that  he 
would  find  the  space  betwixt  his  departure  and  the  term 
of  Whitsunday  (24th  May)  short  enough  for  the  puipose 
of  bringing  forward  those  various  debtors  of  old  David 
Deans,  out  of  whose  purses  a  considerable  part  of  the 
price  of  his  new  purchase  was  to  be  made  good. 

Jeanie  was  thus  in  the  unwonted  situation  of  inhabiting 
a  lonely  house,  and  she  felt  yet  more  solitary  from  the 
death  of  the  good  old  man,  who  used  to  divide  her  cares 
with  her  husband.  Her  children  were  her  principal  resource, 
and  to  them  she  paid  constant  attention. 


THE   HEART   OF    MID-LOTHIAN.  509 

It  happened,  a  day  or  two  after  Butler's  departure,  that, 
while  she  was  engaged  in  some  domestic  duties,  she  heard 
a  dispute  among  the  young  folk,  which,  being  maintained 
with  obstinacy,  appeared  to  c;.ll  for  her  interference.  All 
came  to  their,  natural  umpire  w^ith  their  complaints. 
Femie,  not  yet  ten  years  old,  charged  Davie  and  Reubie 
with  an  attempt  to  take  away  her  book  by  force  ;  and 
David  and  Reuben  replied,  the  elder,  "That  it  was  not 
a  book  for  Femie  to  read;"  and  Reuben,  "That  it  was 
about  a  bad  woman." 

"Where  did  you  get  the  book,  ye  little  hempie  ?  "  said 
Mrs.  Butler.  "  How  dare  ye  touch  papa's  books  when  he 
is  away  ?  " 

But   the   little   lady,    holding   fast   a   sheet   of  crumpled 

faper,  declared,  "It  was  nane  o'  papa's  books,  and  May 
lettly  had  taken  it  off  the  muckle  cheese  which  came 
from  Inverara ; "  for,  as  was  very  natural  to  suppose,  a 
friendly  intercourse,  with  interchange  of  mutual  civilities, 
was  kept  up  from  time  to  time  between  Mrs.  Dolly  Dutton, 
now  Mrs.  MacCorkindale,  and  her  former  friends. 

Jeanie  took  the  subject  of  contention  out  of  the  child's 
hand,  to  satisfy  herself  of  the  propriety  of  her  studies ; 
but  how  much  was  she  struck  when  she  read  upon  tho 
title  of  the  broadside-sheet,  "The  Last  Speech,  Confession, 
and  Dying  Words  of  Margaret  MacCraw,  or  Murdockson, 

executed  on  Harabee-hill,  near  Carlisle,  the  —  day  of 

I737-"  It  was,  indeed,  one  of  those  papers  which 
Archibald  had  bought  at  Longtown,  when  he  monopolised 
the  pedlar's  stock,  which  Dolly  had  thrust  into  her 
trunk  out  of  sheer  economy.  One  or  two  copies,  it  seems, 
had  remained  in  her  repositories  at  Inverary,  till  she 
chanced  to  need  them  in  packing  a  cheese,  which,  as  a 
very  superior  production,  was  sent,  in  the  way  of  civil 
chaJlenge,  to  the  dairy  at  Knocktarlitie. 

The  title  of  this  paper,  so  strangely  fallen  into  the 
very  hands  from  which,  in  well-meant  respect  to  her 
feelings,  it  had  been  so  long  detained,  was  of  itself 
sufficiently  startling ;  but  the  narrative  itself  was  so 
interesting^-  that  Jeanie,  shaking  herself  loose  from  the 
children,  ran  upstairs  to  her  own  apartment,  and  bolted 
the  door,  to  peruse  it  without  interruption. 

The  narrative,  which  appeared  to  have  been  drawn  up, 
or  at  least  corrected,  by  the  clergyman  who  attended  this 
unhappy  woman,  stated  the  crime  for  which  she  suffered 


510  THE   HEART   OF   MlD-LOTHlAN. 

to  have  been  "  her  active  part  in  that  atrocious  robbery 
and  murder,  committed  near  two  years  since  near  Halt- 
whistle,  for  which  the  notorious  Frank  Levitt  was  com- 
mitted for  trial  at  Lancaster  assizes.  It  was  supposed 
the  evidence  of  the  accomplice,  Thomas  Tuck,  commonly 
called  Tyburn  Tom,  upon  which  the  woman  had  been 
convicted,  would  weigh  equally  heavy  against  him ; 
although  many  were  inclined  to  think  it  was  Tuck  him- 
self who  had  struck  the  fatal  blow,  according  to  the 
dying  statement  of  Meg  Murdockson." 

After  a  circumstantial  account  of  the  crime  for  which 
she  suffered,  there  was  a  brief  sketch  of  Margaret's  life. 
It  was  stated  that  she  was  a  Scotchwoman  by  birth,  and 
married  a  soldier  in  the  Cameronlan  regiment — that  she 
long  followed  the  camp,  and  had  doubtless  acquired  in 
fields  of  battle,  and  similar  scenes,  that  ferocity  and  love 
of  plunder  for  which  she  had  been  afterwards  distinguished 
— that  her  husband,  having  obtained  his  discharge,  became 
servant  to  a  beneficed  clergyman  of  high  situation  and 
character  in  Lincolnshire,  and  that  she  acquired  the  con- 
fidence and  esteem  of  that  honourable  family.  She  had 
lost  this  many  years  after  her  husband's  death,  it  was 
stated,  in  consequence  of  conniving  at  the  irregularities 
of  her  daughter  with  the  heir  of  the  family,  added  to 
the  suspicious  circumstances  attending  the  birth  of  a 
child,  which  was  strongly  suspected  to  have  met  with 
foul  play,  in  order  to  preserve,  if  possible,  the  girl's 
reputation.  After  this,  she  had  led  a  wandering  life 
both  in  England  and  Scotland,  under  colour  sometimes 
of  telling  fortunes,  sometimes  of  driving  a  trade  in 
smuggled  wares,  but,  in  fact,  receiving  stolen  goods,  and 
occasionally  actively  joining  in  the  exploits  by  which  they 
were  obtained.  Many  of  her  crimes  she  had  boasted  of 
after  conviction,  and  tliere  was  one  circumstance  for  which 
she  seemed  to  feel  a  mixture  of  joy  and  occasional 
compunction.  When  she  was  residing  in  the  suburbs  of 
Edinburgh  during  the  preceding  summer,  a  girl,  who  had 
been  seduced  by  one  of  her  confederates,  was  intrusted  to 
her  charge,  and  in  her  house  delivered  of  a  male  infant. 
Her  daughter,  whose  mind  was  in  a  state  of  derangement 
ever  since  she  had  lost  her  own  child,  according  to  the 
criminal's  account,  carried  off  the  poor  girl's  infant,  taking 
it  for  her  own,  of  the  reality  of  whose  death  she  at  times 
could  not  be  persuaded. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTH  I  ANv  511 

Margaret  Murdockson  stated  that  she,  for  some  time, 
believed  her  daughter  had  actually  destroyed  the  infant 
in  her  mad  fits,  and  that  she  gave  the  father  to  under- 
stand so,  but  afterwards  learned  tliat  a  female  stroller 
had  got  it  from  her.  She  showed  some  compunction  at 
having  separated  mother  and  child, _  especially  as  the 
mother  had  nearly  suffered  death,  being  condemned,  on 
the  Scotch  law,  for  the  supposed  murder  cf  her  infant. 
When  it  was  asked  what  possible  interest  she  could  have 
had  in  exposing  the  unfortunate  girl  to  suffer  for  a  crime 
she  had  not  committed,  she  asked,  if  they  thought  she 
was  going  to  put  her  own  daughter  into  trouble  to  save 
another?  She  did  not  knovv^  what  the  Scottish  law  would 
have  done  to  her  for  carrying  the  child  away.  This  answer 
was  by  no  means  satisfactory  to  the  clergyman,  and  he 
discovered,  by  close  examination,  that  she  had  a  deep  and 
revengeful  hatred  against  the  young  person  whom  she 
had  thus  injured.  But  the  paper  intimated,  that,  whatever 
besides  she  had  communicated  upon  this  subject  was 
confided  by  her  in  private  to  the  worthy  and  reverend 
Archdeacon  who  had  bestowed  such  particular  pains  in 
affording  her  spiritual  assistance.  The  broadside  went 
on  to  intimate,  that,  after  her  execution,  of  which  the 
particulars  were  given,  her  daughter,  the  insane  person 
mentioned  more  than  once,  and  who  was  generally  known 
by  the  name  of  Madge  Wildfire,  had  been  very  ill-used  by 
the  populace,  under  the  belief  that  she  was  a  sorceress, 
and  an  accomplice  in  her  mother's  crimes,  and  had  been 
with  difficulty  rescued  by  the  prompt  interference  of  the 
joolice. 

Such  (for  we  omit  moral  reflections,  and  all  that  may  seem 
unnecessary  to  the  explanation  of  our  story)  was  the  tenor 
of  the  broadside.  To  Mrs.  Butler  it  contained  intelligence 
of  the  highest  importance,  since  it  seemed  to  afford  the 
most  unequivocal  proof  of  her  sister's  innocence  respecting 
the  crime  for  which  she  had  so  nearly  suffered.  It  is  true, 
neither  she  nor  her  husband,  nor  even  her  father,  had  ever 
believed  her  capable  of  touching  her  infant  with  an  unkind 
hand  when  in  possession  of  her  reason  ;  but  there  was  a 
darkness  on  the  subject,  and  what  might  have  happened 
in  a  moment  of  insanity  was  dreadful  to  think  upon. 
Besides,  whatever  was  their  own  conviction,  they  had  no 
means  of  establishing  Effie's  innocence  to  the  world,  which, 
according   to   the   tenor   of  this  fugitive   publication,    was 


512  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

now  at  length  completely  manifested  by  the  dying  con- 
fession of  the  person  chiefly  interested  in  concealing  it. 

After  thanking  God  for  a  discovery  so  dear  to  her 
feelings,  Mrs.  Butler  began  to  consider  what  use  she 
should  make  of  it.  To  have  shown  it  to  her  husband 
would  have  been  her  first  impulse ;  but,  besides  that  he 
was  absent  from  home,  and  the  matter  too  delicate  to  be 
the  subject  of  correspondence  by  an  indifferent  pen-woman, 
Mrs.  Butler  recollected  that  he  was  not  possessed  of  the 
information  necessary  to  form  a  judgment  upon  the 
occasion ;  and  that,  adhering  to  the  rule  which  she  had 
considered  as  most  advisable,  she  had  best  transmit  the 
information  immediately  to  her  sister,  and  leave  her  to 
adjust  with  her  husband  the  mode  in  which  they  should 
avail  themselves  of  it.  Accordingly,  she  despatched  a 
special  messenger  to  Glasgow,  with  a  packet  enclosing 
the  confession  of  Margaret  Murdockson,  addressed,  as 
usual,  under  cover,  to  Mr.  Whiterose  of  York.  She  ex- 
pected, with  anxiety,  an  answer,  but  none  arrived  in  the 
usual  course  of  post,  and  she  was  left  to  imagine  how  many 
various  causes  might  account  for  Lady  Staunton's  silence. 
She  began  to  be  half  sorry  that  she  had  parted  with  the 
printed  paper,  both  for  fear  of  its  having  fallen  into  bad 
hands,  and  from  the  desire  of  regaining  the  document, 
which  might  be  essential  to  establish  her  sister's  innocence. 
She  was  even  doubting  whether  she  had  not  better  commit 
the  whole  matter  to  her  husband's  consideration,  when 
other  incidents  occurred  to  divert  her  purpose. 

Jeanie  (she  is  a  favourite,  and  we  beg  her  pardon  for 
still  using  the  familiar  title)  had  walked  down  to  the  sea- 
side with  her  children  one  morning  after  breakfast,  when 
the  boys,  whose  sight  was  more  discriminating  than  hers, 
exclaimed,  that  "  the  Captain's  coach  and  six  was  coming 
right  for  the  shore,  with  ladies  in  it."  Jeanie  instinctively 
bent  her  eyes  on  the  approaching  boat,  and  became  soon 
sensible  that  there  were  two  females  in  the  stem,  seated 
beside  the  gracious  Duncan,  who  acted  as  pilot.  It  was 
in  point  of  politeness  to  walk  towards  the  landing-plate, 
in  order  to  receive  them,  especially  as  she  saw  that  the 
Captain  of  Knockdunder  was  upon  honour  and  ceremony. 
His  piper  was  in  the  bow  of  the  boat,  sending  forth  music, 
of  which  one  half  sounded  the  better  that  the  other  was 
drowned  by  the  waves  and  the  breeze.  Moreover,  he 
himself  had  his  brigadier  wig  newly   frizzed,   his   bonnet 


I 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  513 

(he  had  abjured  the  cocked -hat)  decorated  with  St. 
George's  red  cross,  his  uniform  mounted  as  a  captain  of 
militia,  the  Duke's  f\aLg  with  the  boar's  head  displayed — 
all  intimated  parade  and  gala. 

As  Mrs.  Butler  approached  the  landing-place,  she  observed 
the  Captain  hand  the  ladies  ashore  with  marks  of  great 
attention,  and  the  parties  advanced  towards  her,  the 
Captain  a  few  steps  before  the  two  ladies,  of  whom  the 
taller  and  elder  leaned  on  the  slioulder  of  the  other,  who 
seemed  to  be  an  attendant  or  servant. 

As  they  met,  Duncan,  in  his  best,  most  important,  and 
deepest  tone  of  Highland  civility,  "pegged  leave  to  intro- 
duce to  Mrs.  Putler,  Lady — eh — eh — I  hae  forgotten  your 
leddyship's  name  1  " 

"  Never  mind  my  name,   sir,"  said   the   lady  ;    "  I    trust 

Mrs.    Butler  will    be   at    no  loss.     The   Duke's  letter " 

And,  as  she  observed  Mrs.  Butler  look  confused,  she  said 
again  to  Duncan  something  sharply,  "Did  you  not  send 
tlie  letter  last  night,  sir  ?  " 

"  In  troth  and  I  didna,  and  I  crave  your  leddyship's 
pardon  ;  but  you  see,  matam,  I  thought  it  would  do  as 
weel  to-tay,  pecause  Mrs.  Putler  is  never  taen  out  o'  sorts 
— never — and  the  coach  was  out  fishing — and  the  gig  was 

gane  to  Greenock  for  a  cag  of  prandy — and Put  here's 

his  Grace's  letter." 

"Give  it  me,  sir,"  said  the  lady,  taking  it  out  of  his 
hand;  "since  you  have  not  found  it  convenient  to  do  me 
the  favour  to  send  it  before  me,  I  will  deliver  it  myself." 

Mrs.  Butler  looked  with  great  attention,  and  a  certain 
dubious  feeling  of  deep  interest,  on  the  lady,  who  thus 
expressed  herself  with  authority  over  the  man  of  authority, 
and  to  whose  mandates  he  seemed  to  submit,  resigning 
the  letter  with  a  "Just  as  your  leddyship  is  pleased  to 
order  it." 

The  lady  was  rather  above  the  middle  size,  beautifully 
made,  though  something  embonpoint,  with  a  hand  and  arm 
exquisitely  formed.  Her  manner  was  easy,  dignified,  and 
commanding,  and  seemed  to  evince  high  birth  and  the 
habits  of  elevated  society.  She  wore  a  travelling  dress — 
a  gray  beaver  hat,  and  a  veil  of  Flanders  lace.  Two  foot- 
men, m  rich  liveries,  who  got  out  of  the  barge,  and  lifted 
out  a  trunk  and  portmanteau,  appeared  to  belong  to  her 
suite. 

"As  you  did  not  receive  the  letter,  madam,  which  should 

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514  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

have  served  for  my  introduction — for  I  presume  you  are 
Mrs.  Butler — I  will  not  present  it  to  you  till  you  are  soJ 
good  as  to  admit  me  into  your  house  without  it."  I 

"  To  pe  sure,  matam,"  said  Knockdnnder,  "  ye  canna 
doubt  Mrs.  Putler  will  do  that. — Mrs.  Putler,  this  is  Lady 
— Lady — these  tamn'd  Southern  names  rin  out  o'  my  head 
like  a  stane  trowling  down  hill — put  I  believe  she  is  a 
Scottish  woman  pom — the  mair  our  credit — ^and  I  presume 

her  leddyship  is  of  the  house  of '" 

The  Duke  of  Argyle  knows  my  family  very  weU,  air," 
said  the  lady,  in  a  tone  which  seemed  designed  to  silence 
Duncan,  or,  at  any  rate,  which  had  that  effect  completely. 

There  was  something  about  the  whole  of  this  stranger's 
address,  and  tone,  and  manner,  which  acted  upon  Jeanie's 
feelings  like  the  illusions  of  a  dream,  that  tease  us  with  a 
puzzling  approach  to  reality.  Something  there  was  of  her 
sister  In  the  gait  and  manner  of  the  stranger,  as  well  as  in 
the  sound  of  her  voice,  and  sometliing  also,  when,  lifting 
her  veil,  she  showed  features,  to  which,  changed  as  they 
were  in  expression  and  complexion,  she  could  not  but 
attach  many  remembrances. 

The  stranger  was  turned  of  thirty  certainly  ;  but  so  well 
were  her  personal  charms  assisted  by  the  power  of  dress, 
and  arrangement  of  ornament,  that  she  might  well  have 
passed  for  one-and-twenty.  And  her  behaviour  was  so 
steady  and  so  composed,  that,  as  often  as  Mrs,  Butler 
perceived  anew  some  point  of  resemblance  to  her  unfor- 
tunate sister,  so  often  the  sustained  self-command  and 
absolute  composure  of  the  stranger  destroyed  the  ideas 
which  began  to  arise  in  her  imagination.  She  led  the 
way  silently  towards  the  Manse,  lost  in  a  confusion  of 
reflections,  and  trusting  the  letter  with  which  she  was  to 
be  there  intrusted,  would  afford  her  satisfactory  explanation 
of  what  was  a  most  puzzl'ng  and  embarrassing  scene. 

The  lady  maintained  in  the  meanwhile  tlie  manners  of 
a  stranger  of  rank.  She  admired  the  various  points  of 
view  like  one  who  has  studied  nature,  and  the  best 
representations  of  art  At  lengtli  she  took  notice  of  the 
children. 

•'These  are  two  fine  young  mountaineers  —  Yours, 
madam,  I  presume  ?  " 

Jeanle  replied  in  the  afTirmative,  The  stranger  sighed, 
and  sighed  once  more  as  they  were  presented  to  her  by 
name. 


THE   HEART   OK    MID-LOTHIAN.  515 

"Come  here,  Femie,"  said  Mrs.  Butler,  "and  hold  your 
head  up." 

"What  is  your  daughter's  name,  madam  ?  "  said  the  lady. 

"  Euphemia,  madam,"  answered  Mrs.  Butler. 

"  I  thought  the  ordinary  Scottish  contraction  of  the  name 
had  been  Effie,"  replied  the  stranger,  in  a  tone  which  went 
to  Jeanie's  heart ;  for  in  that  single  word  there  was  more  of 
her  sister — more  of  long  syne  ideas — than  in  all  the  re- 
miniscences which  her  own  heart  had  anticipated,  or  the 
features  and  manner  of  the  stranger  had  suggested. 

When  they  reached  the  Manse,  the  lady  gave  Mrs.  Butler 
the  letter  which  she  had  taken  out  of  the  hands  of  Knock- 
dunder;  and  as  she  gave  it  she  pressed  her  hand,  adding 
aloud,  "Perhaps,  madam,  you  will  have  the  goodness  to 
get  me  a  little  milk." 

"And  me  a  drap  ot  the  gray-peard,  if  you  please,  Mrs. 
Putler,"  added  Duncan. 

Mrs.  Butler  withdrew  ;  but,  deputing  to  May  Hettly  and 
to  David  Uie  supply  of  the  strangers'  wants,  she  hastened 
into  her  own  room  to  read  the  letter.  The  envelope  was 
addressed  in  the  Duke  of  Artie's  hand,  and  requested 
Mrs.  Butler's  attentions  and  civility  to  a  lady  of  rank,  a 
particular  friend  of  his  late  brother.  Lady  Staunton  of 
Willingham,  who,  being  recommended  to  drink  goats' 
whey  by  the  physicians,  was  to  honour  the  Lodge  at 
Roseneath  with  her  residence,  while  her  husband  made  a 
short  tour  in  Scotland.  But  within  the  same  cover,  which 
had  been  given  to  Lady  Staunton  unsealed,  was  a  letter 
from  that  lady,  intended  to  prepare  her  sister  for  meeting 
her,  and  which,  but  for  the  Captain's  negligence,  she  ouo^ht 
to  have  received  on  the  preceding  evening.  It  stated  that 
the  news  in  Jeanie's  last  letter  had  been  so  interesting  to 
her  husband,  that  he  was  determined  to  inauire  further  into 
the  confession  made  at  Carlisle,  and  the  fate  of  that  poor 
innocent,  and  that,  as  he  had  been  in  some  degree  success- 
ful, she  had,  by  the  most  earnest  entreaties,  extorted  rather 
than  obtained  his  permission,  under  promise  of  observing 
the  most  strict  incognito,  to  spend  a  week  or  two  with  her 
sister,  or  in  her  neighbourhood,  while  he  was  prosecuting 
researches,  to  which  (tliough  it  appeared  to  her  very  vainly) 
he  seemed  to  attach  some  hopes^  of  success. 

There  was  a  postscript,  desiring  that  Jeanie  would  trust 
to  Lady  S.  the  management  of  their  intercourse,  and  be 
content  with  assenting  to  what  she  should  propose.     After 


516  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

reading  and  again  reading  the  letter,  Mrs.  Butler  hurried 
downstairs,  divided  betwixt  the  fear  of  betraying  her 
secret,  and  the  desire  to  throw  herself  upon  her  sister's 
neck.  Effie  received  her  with  a  glance  at  once  affectionate 
and  cautionary,  and  immediately  proceeded  to  speak. 

"I  have  been  telling  Mr. ,  Captain ,  this  gentle- 
man, Mrs.  Butler,  that  if  you  could  accommodate  me  with 
an  apartment  in  your  house,  and  a  place  for  Ellis  to  sleep, 
and  for  the  two  men,  it  would  suit  me  better  than  the 
Lodge,  which  his  Grace  has  so  kindly  placed  at  my  dis- 
posal. I  am  advised  I  should  reside  as  near  where  the 
goats  feed  as  possible." 

"1  have  peen  assuring  my  leddy,  Mrs.  Putler,"  said 
Duncan,  "that  though  it  could  not  discommode  you  to 
receive  any  of  his  Grace's  visitors  or  mine,  yet  she  had 
mooch  petter  stay  at  the  Lodge ;  and  for  the  gaits,  the 
creatures  can  be  fetched  there,  in  respect  it  is  mair  fitting 
they  suld  wait  upon  her  Leddyship,  than  she  upon  the  like 
of  them." 

"  By  no  means  derange  the  goats  for  me,"  said  Lady 
Staunton  ;  "  I  am  certain  the  milk  must  be  much  better 
here."  And  this  she  said  with  languid  negligence,  as  one 
whose  slightest  intimation  of  humour  is  to  bear  down  all 
argument. 

Mrs.  Butler  hastened  to  Intimate,  that  her  house,  such  as 
It  was,  was  heartily  at  the  disposal  of  Lady  Staunton ;  but 
the  Captain  continued  to  remonstrate. 

"The  Duke,"  he  said,  "had  written " 

"  I  will  settle  all  that  with  his  Grace " 

"And  there  were  the  things  had  been  sent  down  frae 
Glasco " 

"  Anything  necessary  might  be  sent  over  to  the  Parsonage 
— She  would  beg  the  favour  of  Mrs.  Butler  to  show  her  an 
apartment,  and  of  the  Captain  to  have  her  trunks,  etc., 
sent  over  from  Roseneath." 

So  she  curtsied  off  poor  Duncan,  who  departed,  saying 
In  his  secret  soul,  "Cot  tam  her  English  impudence! — 
she  takes  possession  of  the  minister's  house  as  an  it  were 
her  ain — and  speaks  to  shentlemens  as  If  they  were  pounden 
sei-vants,  an  pe  tamn'd  to  her! — And  there's  the  deer  that 
was  shot  too — put  we  will  send  it  ower  to  the  Manse,  whilk 
will  pe  put  civil,  seeing  I  hae  prought  worthy  Mrs.  Putler 
sic  a  fliskmahoy." — And  with  these  kind  Intentions,  he  went 
to  the  shore  to  give  his  orders  accordingly.  g 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  517 

In  the  meantime,  the  meeting-  of  the  sisters  was  as 
affectionate  as  it  was  extraordinar}',  and  each  evinced  her 
feelings  in  the  way  proper  to  her  character.  Jeanie  was  so 
much  overcome  by  wonder,  and  even  by  awe,  that  her 
feelings  were  deep,  stunning,  and  almost  overpowering. 
Effie,  on  the  other  hand,  wept,  laughed,  sobbed,  screamed, 
and  clapped  her  hands  for  joy,  all  in  the  space  of  five 
minutes,  giving  way  at  once,  and  without  reserve,  to  a 
natural  excessive  vivacity  of  temper,  which  no  one,  how- 
ever, knew  better  how  to  restrain  under  the  rules  of 
artificial  breeding. 

After  an  hour  had  passed  like  a  moment  in  their  expres- 
sions of  mutual  affection.  Lady  Staunton  observed  the 
Captain  walking  with  impatient  steps  below  the  window. 
"That  tiresome  Highland  fool  has  returned  upon  our 
hands."  she  said.  "1  will  pray  him  to  grace  us  wi:h  his 
absence." 

"  Hout  no!  hout  no!"  said  Mrs.  Butler,  in  a  tone  of 
entreaty  ;  "  ye  mauna  affront  the  Captain." 

"Affront?"  said  Lady  Staunton;  "nobody  is  ever 
affronted  at  what  I  do  or  say,  my  dear.  However,  I 
will  endure  him,  since  you  think  it  proper." 

The  Captain  was  accordingly  graciously  requested  by 
Lady  Staunton  to  remain  during  dinner.  During  this 
visit  his  studious  and  punctilious  complaisance  towards 
tlie  lady  of  rank  was  happily  contrasted  by  the  cavalier 
air  of  civil  familiarity  in  which  be  indulged  towards  the 
minister's  wife. 

"  I  have  not  been  able  to  persuade  Mrs.  Butler,"  said 
Lady  Staunton  to  the  Captain,  during  the  inter\al  when 
Jeanie  had  left  the  parlour,  "to  let  me  talk  of  making  any 
recompense  for  storming  her  house,  and  garrisoning  it  in 
the  way  I  have  done. " 

"Doubtless,  matam,"  said  the  Captain,  "it  wad  ill 
pecome  Mrs.  Putler,  wha  is  a  very  decent  pody,  to  make 
any  such  charge  to  a  lady  who  comes  from  my  house,  or 
his  Grace's,  which  is  the  same  thing. — .'\nd,  speaking  of 
garrisons,  in  the  3'ear  forty-five,  I  was  poot  with  a  garrison 
of  twenty  of  my  lads  in  tlie  house  of  Inver-Garry,  whilk  had 
near  been  unhappily,  for " 

"  1  beg  your  pardon,  sir — But  I  wish  I  could  think  of 
*somft  way  of  indemnifying  this  good  lady." 

"  O,  no  need  of  indemnifying  at  all — no  trouble  for  her, 
nothing  at  all — So,  peing  in  the  house  of  lnver>Garry,  and 


5i8  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

the  people  about  it  peing  uncanny,  I  doubted  the  warst, 
and " 

"  Do  you  happen  to  know,  sir,"  said  Lady  Staunton, 
"  if  any  of  these  two  lads,  these  young  Butlers,  I  mean, 
show  any  turn  for  the  army  ?  " 

"Could  not  say,  indeed,  my  leddy,"  replied  Knockdunder 
— "So,  I  knowing  the  people  to  pe  unchancy,  and  not  to 
lippen  to,  and  hearing  a  pibroch  in  the  wood,  I  pegan  to 
pid  my  lads  look  to  their  flints,  and  then " 

"  For,"  said  Lady  Staunton,  with  the  most  ruthless  dis- 
regard to  the  narrative  which  she  mangled  by  these  inter- 
ruptions, "if  that  should  be  the  case,  it  should  cost  Sir 
George  but  the  asking  a  pair  of  colours  for  one  of  them 
at  the  War-Office,  since  we  have  always  supported  govern- 
ment, and  never  had  occasion  to  trouble  ministers." 

"And  if  you  please,  my  leddy,"  said  Duncan,  who  began 
to  find  some  savour  in  this  proposal,  "  as  I  hae  a  braw  weeJ- 
grown  lad  of  a  nevoy,  ca'd  Duncan  MacGilligan,  that  is 
as  pig  as  paith  the  Putler  pairns  putten  thegither,  Sir 
George  could  ask  a  pair  for  him  at  the  same  time,  and  it 
wad  pe  put  ae  asking  for  a'." 

Lady  Staunton  only  answered  this  hint  with  a  well-bred 
stare,  which  gave  no  sort  of  encouragement. 

Jeanie,  who  now  returned,  was  lost  in  amazement  at 
the  wonderful  difference  betwixt  the  helpless  and  de- 
spairing girl,  whom  she  had  seen  stretched  on  a  flock-bed 
in  a  dungeon,  expecting  a  violent  and  disgraceful  death, 
and  last  as  a  forlorn  exile  upon  the  midnight  beach,  with 
the  elegant,  well-bred,  beautiful  woman  before  her.  The 
features,  now  that  her  sister's  veil  was  laid  aside,  did  not 
appear  so  extremely  different,  as  the  whole  manner, 
expression,  look,  and  bearing.  In  outside  show.  Lady 
Staunton  seemed  completely  a  creature  too  soft  and  fair 
for  sorrow  to  have  touched ;  so  much  accustomed  to  have 
all  her  whims  complied  with  by  those  around  her,  that  she 
seemed  to  expect  she  should  even  be  saved  the  trouble  of 
forming  them ;  and  so  totally  unacquainted  with  con- 
tradiction, that  she  did  not  even  use  the  tone  of  self-will, 
since  to  breathe  a  wish  was  to  have  it  fulfilled.  She 
made  no  ceremony  of  ridding  herself  of  Duncan  as  soon 
as  the  evening  approached;  but  complimented  him  out 
of  the  house  under  pretext  of  fatigue,  with  the  utmost 
tionckalaftce. 

When     they    were    alone,    her    sister    could    not     help 


F  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  519 

j*  expressing  her  wonder  at  the  self-possession  with  which 
i    Lady  Staunton  sustained  her  part. 

"  I  dare  say  you  are  surprised  at  it,"  said  Lady  Staunton 
composedly;  "for  you,  my  dear  Jeanie,  have  been  truth 
itself  from  your  cradle  upwards  ;  but  you  must  remember 
that  I  am  a  liar  of  fifteen  years'  standing,  and  therefore 
must  by  this  time  be  used  to  my  character." 

In  fact,  during  the  feverish  tumult  of  feelings  excited 
during  the  two  or  three  first  days,  Mrs.  Butler  thought 
her  sister's  manner  was  completely  contradictory  of  the 
desponding  tone  which  pervaded  her  correspondence.  She 
was  moved  to  tears,  indeed,  by  tlie  sight  of  her  father's 
grave,  marked  by  a  modest  stone,  recording  his  piety  and 
integrit}' ;  but  lighter  impressions  and  associations  had 
also  power  over  her.  She  amused  herself  with  visiting  the 
dairy,  in  which  she  had  so  long  been  assistant,  and  Wiis 
so  near  discovering  herself  to  May  Hettly,  by  betraying 
her  acquaintance  with  the  celebrated  receipt  for  Dunlop 
cheese,  that  she  compared  herself  to  Bedreddin  Hassan, 
whom  the  vizier,  his  father-in-law,  discovered  by  his  super- 
lative skill  in  composing  cream-tarts  with  pepper  in  them. 
But  when  the  novelty  of  such  avocations  ceased  to  amuse 
her,  she  showed  to  her  sister  but  too  plainly,  that  the 
gaudv  colouring  with  which  she  veiled  her  unhappiness 
afforded  as  little  real  comfort,  as  the  gay  uniform  of  the 
soldier  when  it  is  drawn  over  his  mortal  wound.  There 
were  moods  and  moments,  in  which  her  despondence 
seemed  to  exceed  even  that  which  she  herself  had  described 
in  her  letters,  and  which  too  well  convinced  Mrs.  Butler 
iiow  little  her  sister's  lot,  which  in  appearance  was  so 
brilliant,  was  in  reality  to  be  envied. 

There  was  one  source,  however,  from  which  Lady 
Staunton  derived  a  pure  degree  of  pleasure.  Gifted  in 
every  particular  with  a  higher  degree  of  imagination  than 
iJiat  of  her  sister,  she  was  an  admirer  of  tlie  beauties  of 
nature,  a  taste  which  compensates  many  evils  to  those 
who  happen  to  enjoy  it.  Here  her  character  of  a  fine 
lady  stopped  short,  where  she  ought  to  have 

Scream'd  at  ilk  cleugh,  and  screech'd  at  ilka  how, 
As  loud  as  she  had  seen  the  worrie-cow. 

On  the  contrary,  with  the  two  boys  for  her  guides,  she  under- 
took long  and  fatiguing  walks  among  the  neighbouring 


520  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

mountains,  to  visit  glens,  lakes,  waterfalls,  or  what 
ever  scenes  of  natural  wonder  or  beauty  lay  con- 
cealed among  their  recesses.  It  is  Wordsworth,  I  think, 
who,  talking  of  an  old  man  under  difficulties,  remarks, 
with  a  singular  attention  to  nature, 

whether  it  was  care  that  spurr'd  him, 

God  only  knows  ;  but  to  the  very  last, 
He  had  the  lightest  foot  in  Ennerdale. 

In  the  same  manner,  languid,  listless,  and  unhappy, 
within  doors,  at  times  even  indicating  something  which 
approached  near  to  contempt  of  the  homely  accommoda- 
tions of  her  sister's  house,  although  she  instantly 
endeavoured,  by  a  thousand  kindnesses,  to  atone  for  such 
ebullitions  of  spleen,  Lady  Staunton  appeared  to  feel 
interest  and  energy  while  in  the  open  air,  and  traversing 
the  mountain  landscapes  in  society  with  the  two  boys, 
whose  ears  she  delighted  with  stories  of  what  she  had 
seen  in  other  countries,  and  what  she  had  to  show  them 
at  Willingham  Manor.  And  they,  on  the  other  hand, 
exerted  themselves  in  doing  the  honours  of  Dumbartonshire 
to  the  l^dy  who  seemed  so  kind,  insomuch  that  there 
was  scarce  a  glen  in  the  neighbouring  hills  to  which  they 
did  not  introduce  her. 

Upon  one  of  these  excursions,  while  Reuben  was  other- 
wise employed,  David  alone  acted  as  Lady  Staunton's  guide, 
and  promised  to  show  her  a  cascade  in  the  hills,  grander 
and  higher  than  any  they  had  yet  visited.  It  was  a  walk 
of  five  long  miles,  and  over  rough  ground,  varied,  however, 
and  cheered,  by  mountain  views,  and  peeps  now  of  the 
firth  and  its  islands,  now  of  distant  lakes,  now  of  rocks 
and  precipices.  The  scene  itself,  too,  when  they  reached 
it,  amply  rewarded  the  labour  of  the  walk.  A  single  shoot 
carried  a  considerable  stream  over  the  face  of  a  black  rock, 
which  contrasted  strongly  in  colour  with  the  white  foam 
of  the  cascade,  and,  at  the  depth  of  about  twenty  feet, 
another  rock  intercepted  the  view  of  the  bottom  of  the 
fall.  The  water,  wheeling  out  far  beneath,  swept  round 
the  crag,  which  thus  bounded  their  view,  and  tumbled 
down  tile  rocky  glen  in  a  torrent  of  foam.  Those  who 
love  nature  always  desire  to  penetrate  into  its  utmost 
recesses,  and  Lady  Staunton  asked  David  whether  there 
was  not  some  mode  of  gaining  a  view  of  the  abyss  at  the 
foot  of  the  fall.     He  said  that  he  knew  a  station  on  a  shelf 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  521 

on  the  turther  side  of  the  intercepting  rock,  from  which  the 
whole  waterfall  was  visible,  but  that  the  road  to  it  was 
steep  and  slippery  and  dangerous.  Bent,  however,  on 
gratifying  her  curiosity,  she  desired  him  to  lead  the 
way  ;  and  accordingly  he  did  so  over  crag  and  stone, 
anxiously  pointing,  ^'\t  to  her  the  resting-places  where  she 
ought  to  step,  for  their  mode  of  advancing  soon  ceased  to 
be  walking,  and  became  scrambling. 

In  this  manner,  clinging  like  sea-birds  to  the  face  of  the 
rock,  they  were  enabled  at  length  to  turn  round  it,  and 
came  full  in  front  of  the  fall,  which  here  had  a  most 
tremendous  aspect,  boiling,  roaring,  and  tiiundering  with 
unceasing  din,  into  a  black  cauldron,  a  hundred  feet  at 
least  below  them,  which  resembled  the  crater  of  a  volcano. 
The  noise,  the  dashing  of  the  waters,  which  gave  an 
unsteady  appearance  to  all  around  them,  the  trembling 
even  of  the  huge  crag  on  which  tliey  stood,  the  precarious- 
ness  of  their  footing,  for  there  was  scarce  room  for  them  to 
stand  on  the  shelf  of  rock  which  they  had  thus  attained, 
had  so  powerful  an  effect  on  the  senses  and  imagination  of 
Lady  Staunton,  that  she  called  out  to  David  she  was  falling, 
and  would  in  fact  have  dropped  from  the  crag  had  he  not 
caught  hold  of  her.  The  boy  was  bold  and  stout  of  his 
age — still  he  was  but  fourteen  years  old,  and  as  his  assistance 
gave  no  confidence  to  Lady  Staunton,  she  felt  her  situation 
become  really  perilous.  The  chance  was,  that,  in  the  ap- 
palling novelty  of  the  circumstances,  he  might  have  caught 
the  infection  of  her  panic,  in  which  case  it  is  likely  that 
botli  must  have  perished.  She  now  screamed  with  terror, 
though  without  hope  of  calling  any  one  to  her  assistance. 
To  her  amazement,  the  scream  was  answered  by  a  whistle 
from  above,  of  a  tone  so  clear  and  shrill,  that  it  was  heard 
even  amid  the  noise  of  the  waterfall. 

In  this  moment  of  terror  and  perplexity,  a  human  face, 
black,  and  having  grizzled  hair  hanging  down  over  the 
forehead  and  cheeks,  and  mixing  with  moustaches  and  a 
beard  of  the  same  colour,  and  as  much  matted  and  tangled, 
looked  down  on  them  from  a  broken  part  of  the  rock  above. 

"It  is  the  Enemy!"  said  the  boy,  who  had  very  nearly 
become  incapable  of  supporting  Lady  Staunton. 

"No,  no,"  she  exclaimed,  inaccessible  to  supernatural 
terrors,  and  restored  to  the  presence  of  mind  of  which  she 
had  been  deprived  by  the  danger  of  the  situation,  "  it  is  a 
man — For  God's  sake,  my  friend,  help  us  !  " 


522  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

The  face  glared  at  them,  but  made  no  answer ;  in  a 
second  or  two  afterwards,  another,  that  of  a  young  lad, 
appeared  beside  the  first,  equally  swart  and  begrimed, 
but  having  tangled  black  hair,  descending  in  elf  locks, 
which  gave  an  air  of  wildness  and  ferocity  to  the  whole 
expression  of  the  countenance.  Lady  Staunton  repeated 
her  entreaties,  clinging  to  the  rock  with  more  energy,  as 
she  found  that,  from  the  superstitious  terror  of  her  guide, 
he  became  incapable  of  supporting  her.  Her  words  were 
probably  drowned  in  the  roar  of  the  falling  stream,  for, 
though  she  observed  the  lips  of  the  young  being  whom  she 
supplicated  move  as  he  spoke  in  reply,  not  a  word  reached 
her  ear. 

A  moment  afterwards  it  appeared  he  had  not  mistaken 
the  nature  of  her  supplication,  which,  indeed,  was  easy 
to  be  understood  from  her  situation  and  gestures.  The 
younger  apparition  disappeared,  and  immediately  after 
lowered  a  ladder  of  twisted  osiers,  about  eight  feet  in 
length,  and  made  signs  to  David  to  hold  it  fast  while  the 
lady  ascended.  Despair  gives  courage,  and  finding  herself 
in  this  fearful  predicament,  Lady  Staunton  did  not  hesitate 
to  risk  the  ascent  by  the  precarious  means  which  this 
accommodation  afforded ;  and,  carefully  assisted  by  the 
person  who  had  thus  providentially  come  to  her  aid,  she 
reached  the  summit  in  safety.  She  did  not,  however,  even 
look  around  her  until  she  saw  her  nephew  lightly  and 
actively  follow  her  example,  although  there  was  now  no 
one  to  hold  the  ladder  fast.  When  she  saw  him  safe  she 
looked  round,  and  could  not  help  shuddering  at  the  place 
and  company  in  which  she  found  herself. 

They  were  on  a  sort  of  platform  of  rock,  surrounded  on 
every  side  by  precipices,  or  overhanging  cliffs,  and  which 
it  would  have  been  scarce  possible  for  any  research  to- 
have  discovered,  as  it  did  not  seem  to  be  commanded 
by  any  accessible  position.  It  was  partly  covered  by  a 
huge  fragment  of  stone,  which,  having  fallen  from  the  cliffs 
above,  had  been  intercepted  by  others  in  its  descent,  and 
jammed  so  as  to  serve  for  a  sloping  roof  to  the  furthef 
part  of  the  broad  shelf  or  platform  on  which  they  stood. 
A  quantity  of  Withered  moss  and  leaves,  strewed  beneatlii 
this  rude  and  wretched  shelter,  showed  the  lairs — they 
could  not  hfi  termed  the  beds — of  those  who  dwelt  in  this: 
eyrie,  for  il  deserved  no  other  name.  Of  these,  two  were 
before   Lady  Staunton.     One,  the  same  who  had  afforded 


THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTIllAN.  523 

such  timely  assistance,  stuod  upright  before  theni,  a  tall, 
lathy,  young  savaee  ;  his  dress  a  tattered  plaid  and  philabeg, 
no  shoes,  no  stockings,  no  hat  or  bonnet,  the  place  of  the 
last  being  supplied  by  his  hair,  twisted  and  matted  like 
the  glibbe  of  the  ancient  wild  Irish,  and,  like  theirs,  forming 
a  natural  thickset  stout  enough  to  bear  off  the  cut  of  a 
sword.  Yet  the  eyes  of  the  lad  were  keen  and  sparkling  ; 
his  gesture  free  and  noble,  like  that  of  all  savages.  He 
took  little  notice  of  David  Butler,  but  gazed  with  wonder 
on  Lady  Staunton,  as  a  being  diflTcrent  probably  in  dress, 
and  superior  in  beauty,  to  anything  he  had  ever  beheld. 
The  old  man,  whose  face  they  had  first  seen,  remained 
recumbent  in  the  same  posture  as  when  he  had  first  looked 
down  on  them,  only  his  face  was  turned  towaids  them  as 
he  lay  and  looked  up  with  a  lazy  auid  listless  apathy,  which 
belied  the  general  expression  of  his  dark  and  rugged 
features.  He  seemed  a  very  tall  man,  but  was  scarce 
better  clad  than  the  younger.  He  had  on  a  loose  Low  land 
greatcoat,  and  ragged  tartan  trews  or  pantaloons. 

All  around  looked  singularly  wild  and  unpropitious. 
Beneath  the  brow  of  the  incumbent  rock  was  a  charcoal 
fire,  on  which  there  was  a  still  working,  with  bellows, 
pincers,  hammers,  a  movable  anvil,  and  other  smith's 
tools ;  three  guns,  with  two  or  three  sacks  and  barrels, 
were  disposed  against  the  wall  of  rock,  under  shelter  of 
the  superincumbent  crag  ;  a  dirk  and  two  swords,  and  a 
Lochaber-axe,  lay  scattered  around  the  fire,  of  which  the 
red  glare  cast  a  ruddy  tinge  on  the  precipitous  foam  and 
mist  of  the  cascade.  The  lad,  when  he  had  satisfied  his 
curiosity  with  staring  at  Lady  Staunton,  fetched  an  earthen 
jar  and  a  horn-cup,  into  wiiich  he  poured  some  spirits, 
apparently  hot  from  the  still,  and  offered  them  successively 
to  the  lady  and  to  the  boy.  Both  declined,  and  the  young 
savage  quaffed  off  the  draught,  which  could  not  amount  to 
less  than  three  ordinary  glasses.  He  then  fetched  another 
ladder  from  the  corner  of  the  cavern,  if  it  could  be  termed 
so,  adjusted  it  against  the  transverse  rock,  which  sei  ved  as 
a  roof,  and  made  signs  for  the  lady  to  ascend  it,  u  hile  he 
held  it  fast  below.  She  did  so,  and  found  herself  on  the 
top  of  a  broad  rock,  near  the  brink  of  the  chasm  into  which 
the  brook  precipitates  itself.  She  could  see  the  crest  of  the 
torrent  flung  loose  down  the  rock,  like  the  mane  of  a  wild 
horse,  but  without  having  any  view  of  tlie  lower  platform 
from  which  she  had  ascended. 


52^  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

David  was  not  suffered  to  mount  so  easily  ;  the  lad,  from 
sport  or  love  of  mischief,  shook  the  ladder  a  good  deal  as 
he  ascended,  and  seemed  to  enjoy  the  terror  of  young 
Butler,  so  that,  when  they  had  both  come  up,  they  looked 
on  each  other  with  no  friendly  eyes.  Neither,  however, 
spoke.  The  young  caird,  or  tinker,  or  gipsy,  with  a  good 
deal  of  attention,  assisted  Lady  Staunton  up  a  very  perilous 
ascent  which  she  had  still  to  encounter,  and  they  were 
followed  by  David  Butler,  until  all  three  stood  clear  of  the 
ravine  on  the  side  of  a  mountain,  whose  sides  were  covered 
with  heather  and  sheets  of  loose  shingle.  So  narrow  was 
the  chasm  out  of  which  they  ascended,  that,  unless  when 
they  were  on  the  very  verge,  the  eye  passed  to  the  other 
side  without  perceiving  the  existence  of  a  rent  so  fearful, 
and  nothing  was  seen  of  the  catciract,  though  its  deep, 
hoarse  voice  was  still  heard. 

Lady  Staunton,  freed  from  the  danger  of  rock  and  river, 
had  now  a  new  subject  of  anxiety.  Her  two  guides  con- 
fronted each  other  with  angry  countenances  ;  for  David, 
though  younger  by  two  years  at  least,  and  much  shorter, 
was  a  stout,  well-set,  and  very  bold  boy. 

"  You  are  the  black-coat's  son  of  Knocktarlitie,"  said  the 
young  caird  :  "  if  you  come  here  again,  I'll  pitch  you  down 
the  linn  like  a  football." 

"  Ay,  lad,  ye  are  very  short  to  be  sae  lang,"  retorted 
young'  Butler,  undauntedly,  and  measuring  his  opponent's 
height  with  an  undismayed  eye  ;  "  I  am  thinking  you  are 
a  gillie  of  Black  Donacha  ;  if  you  come  down  the  glen  we'll 
shoot  you  like  a  wild  buck." 

"  You  may  tell  your  father,"  said  the  lad,  "  that  the  leaf 
on  the  timber  is  the  last  he  shall  see— we  will  hae  amends 
for  the  mischief  he  has  done  to  us." 

"  I  hope  he  will  Uve  to  see  monj  simmers,  and  do  ye 
mucklc  mair,"  answered  David. 

More  might  have  passed,  but  Lady  Staunton  stepped 
hclwoen  them  with  her  purse  in  her  hand,  and,  taking  out 
A  guinea,  of  which  it  contained  several,  visible  through  the 
net-work,  as  well  as  some  silver  in  the  opposite  end,  offered 
it  to  the  caird. 

"The  white  siller,  lady — the  white  siller,"  said  the  young 
savage,  to  whom  the  value  of  gold  was  probably  unknown. 

Ladjj^  Staunton  poured  what  silver  she  had  into  his  hand, 
and  the  juvenile  savage  snatched  it  greedily,  and  made  a 
sort  of  half  inclination  of  acknowlegment  and  adieu. 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  523 

"  Let  us  make  haste  now,  I^dy  Staunton,"  said  David, 
"  for  there  will  be  little  peace  with  them  since  they  hae 
seen  your  purse." 

They  hurried  on  as  fast  as  they  could  ;  but  tliey  had  not 
descended  the  liUl  a  hundred  yards  or  two  before  they  heard 
a  halloo  behind  them,  and  looking  back,  saw  both  the  old 
man  and  the  young  one  pursuing  tiiem  with  great  speed,  the 
former  with  a  gun  on  his  shoulder.  Very  fortunately,  at 
this  moment  a  sportsman,  a  gamekeeper  of  the  Duke,  who 
was  engaged  in  stalking  deer,  appeared  on  the  face  of  the 
hill.  The  bandits  stopped  on  "toeing  him.  and  Lady 
Staunton  hastened  to  put  herself  under  his  protection.  He 
readily  gave  thtm  his  escort  home,  and  it  required  his 
athletic  form  and  loaded  rifle  to  restore  to  the  lady  her 
usual  confidence  and  courage. 

Donald  hstened  with  much  gravity  to  theaccoimtof  their 
adventure  ;  and  answered  with  great  composure  to  David's 
repeated  inquiries,  whether  he  could  have  susi>ected  that 
the  cairds  had  been  lurking  there, — "  Inteed,  Master  Tavie, 
I  might  hae  had  some  guess  that  they  were  there,  or  there- 
about, though  maybe  I  had  nane.  But  I  am  aften  qn  the 
hill  ;  and  they  are  like  wasps — they  stang  only  them  that 
fashes  them  ;  sae,  for  my  f>art,  I  make  a  point  not  to  see 
them,  unless  I  were  ordered  out  on  the  preceese  errand  by 
MacCallummore  or  Knockd under,  whilk  is  a  clean  difierent 
case."  ^ 

They  reached  the  Manse  late  :  and  Lady  Staunton,  who 
had  suffered  much  both  from  fright  and  fatigue,  never  again 
permitted  her  love  of  the  picturesque  to  carry  her  so  far 
among  the  mountains  without  a  stronger  escort  than  David, 
though  she  acknowledged  he  had  won  the  stand  of  colours 
by  the  intrepidity  be  had  displayed,  so  soon  as  assured  he 
had  to  do  with  an  earthly  antagonist.  "  1  couldna.  maybe, 
hae  made  muckle  o'  a  bargain  wi'  yon  lang  callant,"  said 
David,  when  thus  complimented  on  his  valour  ;  "  but  when 
ye  deal  wi'  they  folk,  it's  tyne  heart  tyne  a'." 


526  THE  HEART  0/   MID-LOTHIAN. 


CHAPTER   LI. 

— — Wliat  see  you  there. 
That  hath  so  cowarded  and  chased  your  blood 
Out  of  appearance  ? 

Henry  the  Fifth. 

We  are  under  the  necessity  of  returning  to  Edinburgh, 
where  the  General  Assembly  was  now  sitting.  It  is  well 
known  that  some  Scottish  nobleman  is  usually  deputed, 
as  High  Commissioner,  to  represent  the  person  of  the  King 
in  this  convocation  ;  that  he  has  allowances  for  the  purpose 
of  maintaining  a  certain  outward  show  and  solemnity,  and 
supporting  the  hospitality  of  the  representative  of  Majesty. 
Whoever  are  distinguished  by  rank,  or  oflke,  in  or  near  the 
capital,  usually  attend  the  morning  levees  of_  the  Lord 
Commissioner,  and  walk  with  him  in  procession  to  the 
place  where  the  Assembly  meets. 

The  nobleman  who  held  this  ofiice  chanced  to  be  particu- 
larly qpnnected  with  Sir  George  Staunton,  and  it  was  In  his 
train  that  he  ventured  to  tread  the  High  Street  of  Edinburgh 
for  the  first  time  since  the  fatal  night  of  Porteous's  execu- 
tion. Walking  at  the  right  hand  of  the  representative  of 
Sovereignty,  covered  with  lace  and  embroidery,  and  with 
all  the  paraphernalia  of  wealth  and  rank,  the  handsome 
though  wasted  figure  of  the  English  stranger  attracted  all 
eyes.  Who  could  have  recognised  in  a  form  so  aristocratic 
the  plebeian  convict,  that,  disguised  in  the  rags  of  Madge 
Wildfire,  had  led  the  formidable  rioters  to  their  destined 
revenge?  There  was  no  possibility  that  this  could  happen, 
even  if  any  of  his  ancient  acquaintances,  a  race  of  men 
whose  lives  are  so  brief,  had  happened  to  survive  the  span 
commonly  allotted  to  evil-doers.  Besides,  the  whole  afialr 
had  long  fallen  asleep,  with  the  angry  passions  in  which 
it  originated.  Nothing  is  more  certain  than  that  persons 
known  to  have  had  a  share  in  that  formidable  riot,  and  to 
have  fled  from  Scotland  on  that  account,  had  made  money 
abroad,  returned  to  enjoy  it  in  their  native  country,  and 
lived  and  died  undisturbed  by  the  law,*  The  forbearance  of 
the  magistrate  was  in  these  instances  wise,  certainly,  and 
just ;  for  what  good  impression  could  be  made  on  the 
public  mind  by  punishment,  when  the  memory  of  the  oftence 

*  See  Arnol't  Crimin.-il  Trial*.  4to  ecL,  p.  135.     (S.) 


THE    HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN,  527 

was  obliterated,  and  all  that  was  remembered  was  the  recent 
inofTensive,  or  perhaps  exemplary,  conduct  of  the  offender  ? 

Sir  George  Staunton  might,  therefore,  tread  the  scene  of 
his  former  audacious  exploits,  free  from  the  apprehension  of 
the  law,  or  even  of  discovery  or  suspicion.  But  with  what 
feelings  his  heart  that  day  throbbed,  must  be  left  to  those  o^ 
the  reader  to  imagine.  It  was  an  object  of  no  common 
interest  which  had  brought  him  to  encounter  so  many 
Gainful  remembrances. 

In  consequence  of  Jeannie's  letter  to  Lady  Staunton, 
transmitting  the  confession,  he  had  visited  the  town  ot 
Carlisle,  and  had  found  Archdeacon  Fleming  still  alive,  by 
whom  that  confession  had  been  received.  This  reverend 
gentleman,  whose  character  stood  deservedly  very  high,  he 
so  far  admitted  into  his  confidence,  as  to  own  himself  the 
father  of  the  unfortunate  infant  which  had  been  spirited 
away  by  Madge  Wildfire,  represen.ting  the  intrigue  as  a 
matter  of  juvenile  extravagance  on  his  own  part,  for  which 
he  was  now  anxious  to  atone,  by  tracing,  if  possible,  what 
had  become  of  the  child.  After  some  recollection  of  the 
circumstances,  the  clerg^t'inan  was  able  to  call  to  memory', 
that  the  unhappy  woman  had  written  a  letter  to  George 
Staunton,  Esq.,  younger,  Rectory,  Wiilingham,  by 
Grantham  ;  that  he  had  forwarded  it  to  the  address 
accordingly,  and  that  it  had  been  returned  with  a  note  from 
the  Reverend  Mr.  Staunton,  Rector  of  Wiilingham,  saying, 
he  knew  no  such  person  as  him  to  whom  the  letter  was 
addressed.  As  this  had  happened  just  at  the  time  when 
George  had,  for  the  last  time,  absconded  from  his  father's 
house  to  carrj-  off  Effie,  he  was  at  no  loss  to  account  for  the 
cause  of  the  resentment,  under  the  influence  of  which  his 
father  had  disowned  him.  This  was  another  instance  in 
which  his  ungovernable  temper  had  occasioned  his  mis- 
fortune ;  had  he  remained  at  Wiilingham  but  a  few  days 
longer,  he  would  have  received  .Margaret  Muidockson's 
letter,  in  which  was  exactly  described  the  person  and  haunts 
of  the  woman,  Annaple  Bailzou,  to  whom  she  had  parted 
with  the  infant.  It  appeared  that  Meg  Murdockson  had 
been  induced  to  make  this  confession,  less  from  any  feelings 
of  contrition,  than  from  the  desire  of  obtaining,  Uirough 
George  Staunton,  or  his  father's  means,  protection  and 
support  for  her  daughter  Madge.  Her  letter  to  George 
Staunton  said,  "That  while  the  writer  lived,  her  daughter 
would  have  needed   nought  from  anybody,   and    that  she 


528  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

would  never  have  meddled  in  these  aflFairs,  except  to  pay 
back  the  ill  that  George  had  done  to  her  and  hers.  But  she 
was  to  die,  and  her  daughter  would  be  destitute,  and  with- 
out reason  to  guide  her.  She  had  lived  in  the  world  long 
enough  to  know  that  people  did  nothing  for  nothing ; — so 
she  had  told  George  Staunton  all  he  could  wish  to  know 
about  his  wean,  in  hopes  he  would  not  see  the  demented 
young  creature  he  had  ruined  perish  for  want.  As  for  her 
motives  for  not  telling  them  sooner,  she  had  a  long  account 
to  reckon  for  in  the  next  world,  and  she  would  reckon  for 
that  too." 

The  clergyman  said,  that  Meg  had  died  in  the  same 
desperate  state  of  mind,  occasionally  expressing  some 
regret  about  the  child  which  was  lost,  but  oftener  sorrow 
that  the  mother  had  not  been  hanged — her  mind  at  once  a 
chaos  of  guilt,  rage,  and  apprehension  for  her  daughter's 
future  safety ;  that  instinctive  feeling  of  parental  anxiety 
which  she  had  in  common  with  the  she-wolf  and  lioness, 
being  the  last  shade  of  kindly  affection  that  occupied  a 
breast  equally  savage. 

The  melancholy  catastrophe  of  Madge  Wildfire  was 
occasioned  by  her  taking  the  confusion  of  her  mother's 
execution,  as  affording  an  opportunity  of  leaving  the  work- 
house, to  which  the  clergyman  had  sent  her,  and  presenting 
herself  to  the  mob  in  their  fury,  to  perish  in  the  way  we 
have  already  seen.  When  Dr.  Fleming  found  the  convict's 
letter  was  returned  from  Lincolnshire,  he  wrote  to  a  friend 
in  Edinburgh,  to  inquire  into  the  fate  of  the  unfortunate 
girl  whose  child  had  been  stolen,  and  was  informed  by  his 
correspondent,  that  she  had  been  pardoned,  and  that,  with 
all  her  family,  she  had  retired  to  some  distant  part  of 
Scotland,  or  left  the  kingdom  entirely.  And  here  the 
matter  rested,  until,  at  Sir  George  Staunton's  applica- 
tion, the  clergyman  looked  out,  and  produced  Margaret 
Murdockson's  returned  letter,  and  the  other  memoranda 
which  he  had  kept  concerning  the  affair. 

Whatever  might  be  Sir  George  Staunton's  feelings  in 
ripping  up  this  miserable  history,  and  listening  to  the 
tragical  fate  of  the  unhappy  girl  whom  he  had  ruined,  he 
had  so  much  of  his  ancient  wilfulness  of  disposition  left, 
as  to  shut  his  eyes  on  everything,  save  the  prospect  which 
seemed  to  open  itself  of  recovering  his  son.  It  was  true,  it 
would  be  difficult  to  produce  him,  without  telling  much 
more  of  the  history  of  his  birth,  and  the  misfortunes  of  his 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  529 

parents,  than  it  was  prudent  to  make  known.  But  let  hjm 
once  be  found,  and,  being  found,  let  him  but  prove  worthy 
of  his  father's  protection,  and  many  ways  might  be  fallen 
upon  to  avoid  such  risk.  Sir  George  Staunton  was  at 
liberty  to  adopt  him  as  his  heir,  if  he  pleased,  without  com- 
municating the  secret  of  his  birth  ;  or  an  Act  of  Parliament 
might  be  obtained,  declaring  him  legitimate,  and  allowing 
him  the  name  and  arms  of  his  father.  He  was,  indeed, 
already  a  legitimate  child  according  to  the  law  of  Scotland, 
by  the  subsequent  marriage  of  his  parents.  Wilful  in 
everything.  Sir  George's  sole  desire  now  was  to  see  this 
son,  even  should  his  recovery  bring  with  it  a  new  series  of 
misfortunes,  as  dreadful  as  those  which  followed  on  his 
being  lost. 

But  where  was  the  youth  who  might  eventually  be  called 
to  the  honours  and  estates  of  this  ancient  family  ?  On  what 
heath  was  he  wandering,  and  shrouded  by  what  mean 
disguise  ?  Did  he  gain  his  precarious  bread  by  some  petty 
trade,  by  menial  toil,  by  violence,  or  by  theft  ?  These  were 
questions  on  which  Sir  George's  anxious  investigations 
could  obtain  no  light.  Many  remembered  that  Annaple 
Bailzou  wandered  through  the  country  as  a  beggar  and 
fortune-teller,  or  spae-wife — some  remembered  that  she  had 
been  seen  with  an  infant  in  1737  or  1738,  but  for  more  than 
ten  years  she  had  not  travelled  that  district ;  and  that  she 
had  been  heard  to  say  she  was  going  to  a  distant  part  of 
Scotland,  of  which  country  she  was  a  native.  To  Scotland, 
therefore,  came  Sir  George  Staunton,  having  parted  with 
his  lady  at  Glas^w  ;  and  his  arrival  at  Edinburgh  happening 
to  coincide  with  the  sitting  of  the  General  Assembly  of  the 
Kirk,  his  acquaintance  with  the  nobleman  who  held  the 
office  of  Lord  High  Commissioner  forced  him  more  into 
public  than  suited  either  his  views  or  inclinations. 

At  the  public  table  of  this  nobleman,  Sir  George  Staunton 
was  placed  next  to  a  clergyman  of  respectable  appearance, 
and  well-bred,  though  plain  demeanour,  whose  name  he 
discovered  to  be  Butler.  It  had  been  no  part  of  Sir  George's 
plan  to  take  his  brother-in-law  into  his  confidence,  and  he 
had  rejoiced  exceedingly  in  the  assurances  he  received  from 
his  wife,  that  Mrs.  Butler,  the  very  soul  of  integrity  and 
honour,  had  never  suffered  the  account  he  had  given  of 
himself  at  Willingham  Rectory  to  transpire,  even  to  her 
husband.  Biit  he  was  not  sorry  to  have  an  opportunity  to 
converse  with  so  near  a  connectioHj  without  Iseing  known 


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530  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

to  him,  and  to  form  a  judgment  of  his  character  and  under- 
standing. He  saw  much,  and  heard  more,  to  raise  Butler 
very  high  in  his  opinion.  He  found  he  was  generally 
respected  by  those  of  his  own  profession,  as  well  as  by  the 
laity  who  had  seats  in  the  Assembly.  Ne  had  made  several 
public  appearances  in  the  Assembly,  distinguished  by  good 
sense,  candour,  and  ability ;  and  he  was  followed  and 
admired  as  a  sound,  and,  at  the  same  time,  an  eloquent 
preacher. 

This  was  all  very  satisfactory  to  Sir  George  Staunton's 
pride,  which  had  revolted  at  the  idea  of  his  wife's  sister 
being  obscurely  married.  He  now  began,  on  the  contrary, 
to  think  the  cormection  so  much  better  than  he  expected, 
that,  if  it  should  be  necessaiy  to  acknowledge  it,  in  conse- 
quence of  the  recovery  of  his  son,  it  would  sound  well 
enough  that  lady  Staunton  had  a  sister,  who,  in  the  decayed 
state  of  the  family,  had  married  a  Scottish  clergyman,  high 
in  the  opinion  of  his  countrymen,  and  a  leader  in  the 
church. 

It  was  with  these  feelings,  that,  when  the  Lord  High 
Commissioner's  company  broke  up.  Sir  George  Staunton, 
under  pretence  of  prolonging  some  inquiries  concerning  the 
constitution  of  the  Church  of  Scotland,  requested  Butler  to 
go  home  to  his  lodgings  in  the  Lawnmarket,  and  drink  a 
cup  of  coffee.  Butler  agreed  to  wait  upon  him,  providing 
Sir  George  would  permit  him,  in  passing,  to  call  at  a  friend's 
house  where  he  resided,  and  make  his  apology  for  not 
coming  to  partake  her  tea.  They  proceeded  up  the  High 
Street,  entered  the  Krames,  and  passed  Aie  begging-box, 
placed  to  remind  those  at  liberty  of  the  distresses  of  the  poor 
prisoners.  Sir  George  paused  there  one  instant,  and  next 
day  a  ;£r20  note  was  found  in  that  receptacle  for  public 
charity. 

When  he  came  up  to  Butler  again,  he  found  him  with  his 
eyes  fixed  on  the  entrance  of  the  Tolbooth,  and  apparently 
in  deep  thought. 

"That  seems  a  very  strong  door,"  said  Sir  George,  by 
way  of  saying  something. 

"  It  is  so,  sir,"  said  Butler,  turning  off  and  beginning  to 
walk  forward,  "but  it  was  my  misfortune  at  one  time  to  see 
it  prove  greatly  too  weak." 

At  this  moment,  looking  at  his  companion,  he  asked  him 
whether  he  felt  himself  ill  ?  and  Sir  Gco^ge  Staunton 
admitted,  that  he  had  been  so  foolish  as  to  eat  ice,  which 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIA^..  531 

sometimes  disagreed  with  him.  With  kind  officiousness, 
that  would  not  be  gainsaid,  and  ere  he  could  find  out  where 
he  was  going,  Butler  hurried  Sir  George  into  the  friend's 
house,  near  to  tlie  prison,  in  which  he  himself  had  lived 
since  he  came  to  town,  being,  indeed,  no  other  tlian  that  of 
our  old  friend  Bartoline  Saddletree,  in  which  Lady  Staunton 
had  served  a  short  noviciate  as  a  shop-maid.  This  re- 
collection rushed  on  her  husband's  mind,  and  the  blush  of 
shame  which  it  excited  overpowered  the  sensation  of  fear 
which  had  produced  his  former  paleness.  Good  Mrs. 
Saddletree,  however,  bustled  about  to  receive  the  rich 
English  baronet  as  the  friend  of  Mr.  Butler,  and  requested 
an  elderly  female  in  a  black  gown  to  sit  still,  in  a  way 
which  seemed  to  imply  a  wish,  that  she  would  clear  tlie  way 
for  her  belters.  In  the  meanwhile,  understanding  the  state 
of  the  case,  she  ran  to  get  some  cordial  waters,  sovereign, 
of  course,  in  all  cases  of  falntishness  whatsoever.  During 
her  absence,  her  visitor,  the  female  in  black,  made  some 
progress  out  of  the  room,  and  might  have  left  it  altogether 
without  particular  obser\-ation,  had  she  not  stumbled  at  the 
threshold,  so  near  Sir  George  Staunton,  that  he,  in  point  of 
civility,  raised  her  and  assisted  her  to  the  door. 

"  ^Irs.  Porteous  is  turned  very  doited  now,  puir  body," 
said  Mrs.  Saddletree,  as  she  returned  with  her  bottle  in 
her  hand — "She  is  no  sae  auld,  but  she  got  a  sair  back- 
cast  wi'  the  slaughter  o'  her  husband — Ye  had  some  trouble 
about  that  job,  Mr.  Butler. — I  think,  sir,"  to  Sir  George, 
"ye  had  better  drink  out  the  haill  glass,  for  to  my  een  ye 
look  waur  than  when  ye  came  In." 

And,  indeed,  he  grew  as  pale  as  a  corpse,  on  recollecting 
who  it  was  that  his  arm  had  so  lately  supported — tlie  widow 
whom  he  had  so  large  a  share  in  making  such. 

"  It  is  a  prescribed  job  that  case  of  Porteous  now,"  said 
old  Saddletree,  who  was  confined  to  his  chair  by  the  gout 
— "  clean  prescribed  and  out  of  date." 

"  I  am  not  clear  of  that,  neighbour,"  said  Plumdamas, 
"  for  I  have  heard  them  say  twenty  years  should  rln,  and  tliis 
is  but  the  fifty-ane — Porteous's  mob  was  in  thretty-seven." 

"  Ye'll  no  teach  me  law,  I  think,  neighbour — me  that 
has  four  gaun  pleas,  and  might  hae  had  fourteen,  an  it 
hadna  been  the  gudewife?  I  tell  ye  if  the  foremost  of 
the  Porteous  mob  were  standing  there  where  that  gentle- 
man stands,  the  King's  Advocate  wadna  meddle  wI'  him — 
it  fa's  under  the  negative  prescription. " 


532  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

"  Haud  your  din,  carles,"  said  Mrs.  Saddletree,  "  and 
let  the  gentleman  sit  down  and  get  a  dish  of  comfortable 
tea." 

But  Sir  George  had  had  quite  enough  of  their  con  versa-" 
tion  ;  and  Butler,  at  his  request,  made  an  apology  to 
Mrs.  Saddletree,  and  accompanied  him  to  his  lodgings. 
Here  they  iound  another  guest  waiting  Sir  George 
Staunton's  return.  This  was  no  other  than  our  reader's 
old  acquaintance,  Ratcliffe. 

This  man  had  exercised  the  office  of  turnkey  with  so 
much  vigilance,  acuteness,  and  fidelity,  that  he  gradually 
rose  to  be  governor,  or  captain  of  the  Tolbooth.  And  it 
is  yet  remembered  in  tradition,  that  young  men,  who 
rather  sought  amwsing  than  select  society  in  their  merry- 
meetings,  used  sometimes  to  request  Ratcliffe's  company, 
in  order  that  he  might  regale  them  with  legends  of  his 
extraordinary  feats  in  the  way  of  robbery  and  escape.* 
But  he  Lived  and  died  without  resuming  his  original 
vocation,  otherwise  than  in  his  narratives  over  a  bottle. 

Under  tliese  circumstances,  he  had  been  recommended 
to  Sir  George  Staunton  by  a  man  of  the  law  in  Edinburgh 
as  a  person  likely  to  answer  any  questions  he  might 
have  to  ask  about  Annaple  Bailzou,  who,  according  to 
the  colour  which  Sir  George  Staunton  gave  to  his  cause 
of  inquiry,  was  suppo.sed  to  have  stolen  a  child  in  the 
west  of  England,  belonging  to  a  family  in  which  he  was 
interested.  The  gentleman  had  not  mentioned  his  nnme, 
but  only  his  official  title  ;  so  that  Sir  George  Staunton, 
when  told  that  the  Captain  of  the  Tolbooth  was  waiting 
for  him  in  his  parlour,  had  no  idea  of  meeting  his  former 
acquaintance.  Jem  Ratcliffe. 

This,  therefore,  was  another  new  and  most  unpleasant 
surprise,  for  he  had  no  difficulty  in  recollecting  this  man's 
remarkabla  features.  The  change,  however,  from  George 
Robertson  to  Sir  George  Staunton,  baffled  even  the  pene- 
tration ol  Ratcliffe,  and  he  bowed  very  low  to  the  baronet 
and  his  guest,  hoping  Mr.  Butler  would  excuse  his 
recollecting  that  he  was  an  old  acquaintance. 

•There  Bccni*  an  anachronism  In  Oie  history  of  thl<  person.  Ri^tdlffe, 
among  olhcj  csoaj'os  from  justice,  was  released  by  llir  I'orttiou*  mub  when 
under  dcntcnce  uf  death  •  and  he  was  again  under  the  same  predicament 
when  the  Highlanders  ni.'ule  A  similar  jail  d«ll very  In  1745.  H*  ^'^  toO 
•incere  n  whlij  to  embrace  UberaUou  at  the  hands  of  the  Jacobites,  and  in 
reward  was  made  out  of  the  keepers  of  the  Tolbooth.  So  at  least  runi 
•  coustAnt  tradition.     (S.) 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHlAi»J.  533 

"  And  once  rendered  my  wife  a  piece  of  great  service," 
said  Mr.  Butler,  "  for  which  she  sent  you  a  token  of 
grateful  acknowledgment,  which  I  hope  came  safe  and 
\vas  welcome." 

"  Deil  a  doubt  on't,"  said  Ratclifie,  with  a  knowing  nod  ; 
"  but  ye  are  muckle  changed  for  the  better  since  I  saw  ye, 
Maister  Butler." 

"  So  much  so,  that  I  wonder  you  knew  me." 

"  Aha,  then  ! — Deil  a  face  I  see  I  ever  forget,"  said 
Ratcliffe  ;  while  Sir  George  Staunton,  tied  to  the  stake,  and 
incapable  of  escaping,  internally  cursed  the  accuracy  of 
his  memory.  "  And  yet,  sometimes,"  continued  Ratcliffe, 
"  the  sharpest  hand  will  be  ta'en  in.  There  is  a  face  in  this 
very  room,  if  I  might  presume  to  be  sae  bald,  that  if  I 
didna  ken  the  honourable  person  it  belangs  to — 1  might 
think  it  had  some  cast  of  an  auld  acquaintance." 

*'  I  should  not  be  much  flattered,"  answered  the  Baronet 
sternly,  and  roused  by  the  risk  in  which  he  saw  himself 
placed,  "  if  it  is  to  me  you  mean  to  apply  that  comphment." 

"  By  no  manner  of  means,  sir,"  said  RatcUffe,  bowing 
very  low  ;  "1  am  come  to  receive  your  honour's  com- 
mands, and  no  to  trouble  your  honour  wi'  my  poor 
obsen/ations." 

"  Well,  sir,"  said  Sir  George,  "  I  am  told  you  understand 
police  matters — So  do  I. — To  convince  you  of  which,  here 
are  ten  guineas  of  retaining  fee — I  make  them  fifty  when 
you  can  find  me  certain  notice  of  a  person,  living  or  dead, 
whom  you  will  find  described  in  that  paper.  I  shall  leave 
town  presently — you  may  send  your  written  answer  to  me 

to  the  care  of  Mr.  "  (naming  his  highly  respectable 

agent),  "  or  of  his  Grace  the  Lord  High  Commis'sioner." 
Ratcliflfe  bowed  ajid  withdrew. 

"  I  have  angered  the  proud  peat  now,"  he  said  to  himself, 
"  by  finding  out  a  Ukeness — but  if  George  Robertson's 
father  had  lived  within  a  mile  of  his  mother,  d — n  me  if 
I  should  not  know  what  to  think,  for  as  high  as  he  carries 
his  head." 

When  he  was  left  alone  with  Butler,  Sir  George  Staunton 
ordered  tea  and  coffee,  which  were  brought  by  his  valet,  and 
then,  after  considering  with  himself  for  a  minute,  asked 
his  guest  whether  he  had  lately  heard  from  his  wife  and 
family.  Butler,  with  seme  surprise  at  the  question,  rephed, 
"  that  he  had  received  no  letter  for  some  time ;  his  wife 
wzis  a  poor  pen-woman." 


534  THE  HEART  OF   MlD-LOTHlAN. 

"Tlien,"  said  Sir  George  Staunton,  "I  am  the  first  to 
inform  you  there  has  been  an  invasion  of  your  quiet 
premises  since  you  left  home.  My  wife,  wliom  the  Duke 
of  Argyle  liad  the  goodness  to  permit  to  use  Roseneath 
Lodge,  while  she  was  spending  some  weeks  in  your  country, 
has  sallied  across  and  taken  up  her  quarters  in  the  Manse, 
as  she  says,  to  be  nearer  the  goats,  whose  milk  she  is  using  ; 
but,  I  believe,  in  reality,  because  she  prefers  Mrs.  Butler's 
company  to  that  of  the  respectable  gentleman  who  acts  as 
seneschal  on  the  Duke's  domains." 

Mr.  Butler  said,  "he  had  often  heard  the  late  Duke  and 
the  present  speak  with  high  respect  of  Lady  Staunton,  and 
was  happy  if  his  house  could  accommodate  any  friend  of 
theirs — it  would  be  but  a  very  slight  acknowledgment  of  the 
many  favours  he  owed  them." 

"That  does  not  make  Lad^  Staunton  and  myself  the  less 
obliged  to  your  hospitality,  sir,"  said  Sir  George.  "  May  I 
inquire  if  you  think  of  returning  home  soon  ?  " 

"In  the  course  of  two  days,"  Mr.  Butler  answered,  "his 
duty  in  the  Assembly  would  be  ended ;  and  the  other 
matters  he  had  in  town  being  all  finished,  he  was  desirous 
of  returning  to  Dumbartonshire  as  soon  as  he  could  ;  bui  he 
was  under  the  necessity  of  transporting  a  considerable  sum 
in  bills  and  money  with  him,  and  therefore  wished  to  travel 
in  company  with  one  or  two  of  his  brethren  of  the  clergy." 

"  My  escort  will  be  more  safe,"  said  Sir  George  Staunton, 
"and  I  think  of  setting  off  to-morrow  or  next  day.  If  you 
will  give  me  the  pleasure  of  your  company,  I  will  undertake 
to  deliver  you  and  your  charge  safe  at  the  Manse,  provided 
you  will  admit  me  along  with  you." 

Mr.  Butler  gratefully  accepted  of  this  proposal ;  the 
appointment  was  made  accordingly,  and,  hy  despatches  with 
one  of  Sir  George's  servants,  who  was  sent  forward  for  the 
purpose, 'the  inhabitants  of  the  manse  of  Knocktarlitie  were 
made  acquainted  with  the  intended  journey ;  and  the  news 
rung  through  the  whole  vicinity,  "that  the  minister  was 
coming  back  wi'  a  braw  English  gentleman,  and  a'  the 
siller  that  was  to  pay  for  the  estate  of  Craigsturc." 

This  sudden  resolution  of  going  to  Knocktarlitie  had  been 
adopted  by  Sir  George  Staunton  in  consequence  of  the 
incidents  of  the  evening.  In  spite  of  his  present  conse- 
quence, he  felt  he  had  presumed  too  far  in  venturing  so  near 
the  scene  of  his  former  audacious  acts  of  violence,  and  he 
knew  too  well,  from  past  expericnccj  the  acutcness  of  a  man 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  535 

like  Ratcliffe,  aj^ain  to  encounter  him.  The  next  two  days 
he  kept  his  lodgings,  under  pretence  of  indisposition,  and 
took  leave,  by  writing,  of  his  noble  friend  the  High  Com- 
missioner, alleging  the  opportunity  of  Mr.  Butler's  company 
as  a  reason  for  leaving  Edinburgh  sooner  than  he  had  pro- 
posed. He  had  a  long  conference  with  his  agent  on  the 
subject  of  Annaple  Bailzou  ;  and  the  professional  gentleman, 
who  was  the  agent  also  of  the  Argyle  family,  had  directions 
to  collect  all  the  information  which  Ratcliffe  or  others  might 
be  able  to  obtain  concerning  the  fate  of  that  woman  and 
the  unfortunate  child,  and,  so  soon  as  anything  transpired 
which  had  the  least  appearance  of  being  important,  that  he 
should  send  an  express  witli  it  instantly  to  Knocktarlitie. 
These  instructions  were  backed  with  a  deposit  of  money, 
and  a  request  that  no  expense  might  be  spared  ;  so  that  Sir 
George  Staunton  had  little  reason  to  apprehend  negligence 
on  the  part  of  the  persons  intrusted  with  the  commission. 

The  journey,  which  the  brothers  made  in  company,  was 
attended  with  more  pleasure,  even  to  Sir  George  Staunton, 
than  he  had  ventured  to  expect.  His  heart  lightened  in 
spite  of  himself  when  they  lost  sight  of  Edinburgh  ;  and  the 
easy,  sensible  conversation  of  Butler  was  well  calculated  to 
withdraw  his  tiioughts  from  painful  reflections.  He  even 
began  to  think  whether  there  could  be  much  difficulty  in 
removing  his  wife's  connections  to  the  Rectory  of  Willing- 
ham  ;  it  was  only  on  his  part  procuring  some  still  better 
preferment  for  the  present  incumbent,  and  on  Butler's,  that 
he  should  take  orders  according  to  the  English  Church,  to 
wliich  he  could  not  conceive  a  possibility  of  his  making 
objection,  and  then  he  had  them  residing  under  his  wing. 
No  doubt,  there  was  pain  in  seeing  Mrs.  Butler,  acquainted, 
as  he  knew  her  to  be,  with  the  full  truth  of  his  evil  history ; 
but  then  her  silence,  though  he  had  no  reason  to  complain 
of  her  indiscretion  hitherto,  was  still  more  absolutely 
ensured.  It  would  keep  his  lady,  also,  both  in  good  temper 
and  in  more  subjection  ;  for  she  was  sometimes  troublesome 
to  him,  by  insisting  on  remaining  in  town  when  he  desired 
to  retire  to  the  country,  alleging  the  total  want  of  society  at 
Willingham.  "  Madam,  your  sister  is  tliere,"  would,  he 
thought,  be  a  sufBcient  answer  to  this  ready  argument. 

He  sounded  Butler  on  this  subject,  asking  what  he  would 
think  of  an  English  living  of  twelve  hundred  pounds  yearly, 
with  the  burden  of  affording  his  company  now  and  then  to 
a  neighbour  whose  health  was  not  strong,  or  his  spirits 


536  THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

equal.  "He  might  meet,"  he  said,  '.'occasionally,  a  very 
learned  and  accomplished  gentleman,  who  was  in  orders  as 
a  Catholic  priest,  but  he  hoped  that  would  be  no  Insur- 
mountable objection  to  a  man  of  his  liberality  of  sentiment. 
What,"  he  said,  "would  Mr.  Butler  think  of  as  an  answer, 
if  the  offer  should  be  made  to  him  ?  " 

"Simply  that  I  could  not  accept  of  it,"  said  Mr.  Butler. 
"  I  have  no  mind  to  enter  into  the  various  debates  between 
the  churches ;  but  I  was  brought  up  in  mine  own,  have 
received  her  ordination,  am  satisfied  of  the  truth  of  her 
doctrines,  and  will  die  under  the  banner  I  have  enlisted  to." 

"  What  may  be  the  value  of  your  preferment  ? "  said 
Sir  George  Staunton,  "unless  I  am  asking  an  indiscreet 
question." 

"Probably  one  hundred  a-year,  one  year  with  another, 
besides  my  glebe  and  pasture-ground." 

"And  you  scruple  to  exchange  that  for  twelve  hundred 
a-year,  without  alleging  any  damning  difference  of  doctrine 
betwixt  the  two  churches  of  England  and  Scotland  ?  " 

"On  that,  sir,  I  have  reserved  my  judgment;  there  may 
be  much  good,  and  there  are  certainly  saving  means  in 
both,  but  every  man  must  act  according  to  his  own  lights. 
I  hope  I  have  done,  and  am  in  the  course  of  doing,  my 
Master's  work  in  this  Highland  parish  ;  and  It  would  ill 
become  me,  for  the  sake  of  lucre,  to  leave  my  sheep  in  the 
wilderness.  But,  even  in  the  temporal  view  which  you  have 
taken  of  the  matter,  Sir  George,  this  hundred  pounds  a-year 
of  stipend  hath  fed  and  clothed  us,  and  left  us  nothing  to 
wish  for  ;  my  father-in-law's  succession,  and  other  circum- 
stances, have  added  a  small  estate  of  about  twice  as  much 
more,  and  how  we  are  to  dispose  of  it  I  do  not  know — So  I 
leave  it  to  you,  sir,  to  think  if  I  were  wise,  not  having  the 
wish  or  opportunity  of  spending  three  hundred  a-yetr,  to 
covet  the  possession  of  four  times  that  sum." 

"This  is  philosophy,"  said  Sir  George  ;  "  I  have  heard  of 
it,  but  I  never  saw  It  before." 

"It  is  common  sense,"  replied  Butler,  "which  accords 
with  philosophy  and  religion  more  frequently  tlian  pedants 
or  zealots  are  apt  to  admit." 

Sir  George  turned  the  subject,  and  did  not  again  resume 
it.  Although  they  travelled  in  Sir  George's  chariot,  he 
seemed  so  much  fatigued  with  the  motion,  that  it  was 
necessary  for  him  to  remain  for  a  day  at  a  small  town 
called    Mid-Calder,    which    was    their    first    stage    from 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  537 

Edinburgh.     Glasgow  occupied  another  day,  so  slow  were 

their  motions. 

They  travelled  on  to  Dumbarton,  where  tliey  had  resolved 
to  leave  the  equipage,  and  to  hire  a  boat  to  take  them  to  the 
shores  near  the  Manse,  as  the  Gare-Loch  lay  betwixt  them 
and  that  point,  besides  the  impossibility  of  travelling  in 
that  district  with  wheel-carriages.  Sir  George's  valet,  a 
man  of  trust,  accompanied  them,  as  also  a  footman  ;  the 
grooms  were  left  with  the  carriage.  Just  as  this  arrange- 
ment was  completed,  which  was  about  four  o'clock  in  the 
afternoon,  an  express  arrived  from  Sir  George's  agent  in 
Edinburgh,  with  a  packet,  which  he  opened  and  read  with 
great  attention,  appearing  much  interested  and  agitated  by 
the  contents.  The  packet  had  been  dispatched  very  soon 
after  their  leaving  Edinburgh,  but  the  messenger  had 
missed  the  travellers  by  passing  through  Mid-Calder  in 
the  night,  and  overshot  his  errand  by  getting  to  Roseneath 
before  them.  He  was  now  on  his  return,  after  having 
waited  more  than  four-and-twenty  hours.  Sir  George 
Staunton  instantly  wrote  back  an  answer,  and,  rewarding 
the  messenger  liberally,  desired  him  not  to  sleep  till  he 
placed  it  in  his  agent's  hands. 

At  length  they  embarked  in  the  boat,  which  had  waited 
for  them  some  time.  During  their  voyage,  which  was 
slow,  for  they  were  obliged  to  row  the  whole  way,  and 
often  against  the  tide.  Sir  George  Staunton's  inquiries  ran 
chiefly  on  the  subject  of  the  Highland  banditti  who  had 
infested  that  country  since  the  year  1745.  Butler  informed 
him  that  many  of  them  were  not  native  Highlanders,  but 
gipsies,  tinkers,  and  other  men  of  desperate  fortunes,  who 
had  taken  advantage  of  the  confusion  introduced  by  the 
civil  war,  the  general  discontent  of  the  mountaineers,  and 
the  unsettled  state  of  police,  to  practise  their  plundering 
trade  with  more  audacity.  Sir  George  next  inquired  into 
their  lives,  their  habits,  whether  the  violences  which  they 
committed  were  not  sometimes  atoned  for  by  acts  of 
generosity,  and  whether  they  did  not  possess  the  virtues, 
as  well  as  the  vices,  of  savage  tribes  ? 

Butler  answered,  that  certainly  they  did  sometimes  show 
sparks  of  generosity,  of  which  even  the  worst-class  of  male- 
factors are  seldom  utterly  divested ;  but  that  their  evil 
propensities  were  certain  and  regular  principles  of  action, 
while  any  occasional  burst  of  virtuous  feeling  was  only  a 
transient  impulse  not  to  be  reckoned   upon,  and  excited 


£38  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

probably  by  some  singular  and  unusual  concatenation  of 
circumstances.  In  discussing  these  inquiries,  which  Sir 
George  pursued  with  an  apparent  eagerness  that  rather 
surprised  Butler,  the  latter  chanced  to  mention  the  name 
of  Donacha  Dhu  na  Dunaigh,  with  which  the  reader  is 
already  acquainted.  Sir  George  caught  the  sound  up 
eagerly,  and  as  if  it  conveyed  particular  interest  to  his  ear. 
He  made  the  most  minute  inquiries  concerning  the  man 
whom  he  mentioned,  the  number  of  his  gang,  and  even  the 
appearance  of  those  who  belonged  to  it.  Upon  these  points 
Butler  could  give  little  answer.  The  man  had  a  name 
aiTiong  the  lower  class,  but  his  exploits  were  considerably 
exaggerated ;  he  had  always  one  or  two  fellows  with  him, 
but  never  aspired  to  the  command  of  above  three  or  four. 
In  short,  he  knew  little  about  him,  and  the  small  acquaint- 
ance he  had  had  by  no  means  inclined  him  to  desire  more. 

' '  Nevertheless,  I  should  like  to  see  him  some  of  these  days.' ' 

"That  would  be  a  dangerous  meeting.  Sir  George,  unless 
you  mean  we  are  to  see  him  receive  his  deserts  from  the 
law,  and  then  it  were  a  melancholy  one." 

"  Use  every  man  according  to  his  deserts,  Mr.  Butler, 
and  who  shall  escape  whipping  ?  But  I  am  talking  riddles 
to  you.  I  will  explain  them  more  fully  to  you  when  I  have 
spoken  over  the  subject  with  Lady  Staunton. — Pull  away, 
my  lads,"  he  added,  addressing  himself  to  the  rowers  •  "  the 
clouds  threaten  us  with  a  storm." 

In  fact,  the  dead  and  heavy  closeness  of  the  air,  the  huge 
piles  of  clouds  which  assembled  in  the  western  horizon, 
and  glowed  like  a  furnace  under  the  influence  of  the  setting 
sun — that  awful  stillness  in  which  nature  seems  to  expect 
the  thunder-burst,  as  a  condemned  soldier  waits  for  the 
platoon-fire  which  Is  to  stretch  him  on  the  earth,  all  be- 
tokened a  speedy  storm.  Large,  broad  drops  fell  from  time 
to  time,  and  induced  the  gentlemen  to  assume  the  boat- 
cloaks  ;  but  the  rain  again  ceased,  and  the  oppressive  heat, 
so  unusual  in  Scotland  in  the  end  of  May,  inclined  them  to 
throw  them  aside.  "There  is  something  solemn  in  this 
delay  of  the  storm,"  said  Sir  George;  "it  seems  as  if  it 
suspended  its  peal  till  it  solemnised  Kome  important  event 
in  the  world  below." 

"  Alas !"  replied  Butler,  "what  are  we  that  the  laws  of 
nature  should  correspond  in  their  march  with  our  ephemeral 
deeds  or  sufferings?  The  clouds  will  burst  when  sur- 
charged with  the  electric  fluid,  whether  a  goat  is  falling  at 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  539 

that  instant  from  the  cliiTs  of  Arran,  or  a  hero  expiring  on 
the  field  of  battle  he  has  won." 

"The  mind  delights  to  deem  it  otherwise,"  said  Sir 
George  Staunton;  "and  to  dwell  on  the  fate  of  humanity 
as  on  that  which  is  the  prime  central  movement  of  the 
mighty  machine.  We  love  not  to  think  tliat  we  shaJl 
mix  with  the  ages  that  have  gone  before  us,  as  these 
broad,  black  rain-drops  mingle  with  the  waste  of  waters, 
making  a  trifling  and  momentary  eddy,  and  are  then  lost 
for  ever." 

"  For  ever  I — we  are  not — we  cannot  be  lost  for  ever," 
said  Butler,  looking  upward;  "death  is  to  us  change,  not 
consummation  ;  and  the  commencement  of  a  new  exist- 
ence, corresponding  in  character  to  tlie  deeds  which  we 
have  done  in  the  body." 

While  they  agitated  these  grave  subjects,  to  which  the 
solemnity  of  the  approaching  storm  naturally  led  them, 
their  voyage  threatened  to  be  more  tedious  than  they 
expected,  for  gusts  of  wind,  which  rose  and  fell  with 
sudden  impetuosity,  swept  the  bosom  of  the  firth,  and 
impeded  the  efforts  of  the  rowers.  They  had  now  only 
to  double  a  small  headland,  in  order  to  get  to  the  proper 
landing-place  in  the  mouth  of  the  little  river ;  but  in  tlie 
state  of  the  weather,  and  the  boat  being  heavy,  this  was 
like  to  be  a  work  of  time,  and  in  the  meanwhile  they 
must  necessarily  be  exposed  to  the  storm. 

"  Could  we  not  land  on  this  side  of  the  headland,"  asked 
Sir  George,  "  and  so  gain  some  shelter  ?  " 

Butler  knew  of  no  landing-place,  at  least  none  affording 
a  convenient  or  even  practicable  passage  up  the  rocks 
which  surrounded  the  shore. 

"Think  again,"  said  Sir  George  Staunton;  "the  storm 
will  soon  be  violent." 

"  Hout,  ay,"  said  one  of  the  boatmen,  "  there's  the 
Caird's  Cove ;  but  we  dinna  tell  the  minister  about  it, 
and  I  am  no  sure  if  I  can  steer  the  boat  to  it,  the  bay  is 
sae  fu*  o'  shoals  and  sunk  rocks." 

"Try,"  said  George,  "and  I  will  give  you  half-a-guinea." 

The  old  fellow  took  the  helm,  and  observed,  "that  if 
they  could  get  in,  there  was  a  steep  path  up  from  the 
beach,  and  half  an  hour's  walk  from  thence  to  the  Manse." 

"Are  you  sure  you  know  the  way?  "said  Butler  to  the 
old  man. 

"  I  maybe  kend  it  a  wee  better  fifteen  years  syne,  when 


540  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

Dandie  Wilson  was  in  the  firth  wi'  his  clean-ganging 
lugger.  I  mind  Dandie  had  a  wild  young  Englisher  wi' 
him,  that  they  ca'd " 

"If  you  chatter  so  much,"  said  Sir  George  Staunton, 
"you  will  have  the  boat  on  the  Grindstone — bring  that 
white  rock  in  a  line  with  the  steeple." 

"By  G — ,"  said  the  veteran,  staring,  "I  think  your 
honour  kens  the  bay  as  weel  as  me. — Your  honour's  nose 
has  been  on  the  Grindstane  ere  now,  I'm  thinking." 

As  they  spoke  thus,  they  approached  the  little  cove, 
which,  concealed  behind  crags,  and  defended  on  every 
point  by  shallows  and  sunken  rocks,  could  scarce  be  dis- 
covered or  approached,  except  by  those  intimate  with  the 
navigation.  An  old  shattered  boat  was  already  drawn  up. 
on  the  beach  within  the  cove,  close  beneath  the  trees,  and 
with  precautions  for  concealment. 

Upon  observing  this  vessel,  Butler  remarked  to  his 
companion,  "It  is  impossible  for  you  to  conceive,  Sir 
George,  the  difficulty  I  have  had  with  my  poor  people,  in 
teaching  them  the  guilt  and  the  danger  of  this  contraband 
trade — yet  they  have  perpetually  before  their  eyes  all  its 
dangerous  consequences.  I  do  not  know  anything  tliat 
more  effectually  depraves  and  ruins  their  moral  and 
religious  principles." 

Sir  George  forced  himself  to  say  something  in  a  low 
voice,  about  the  spirit  of  adventure  natural  to  youth,  and 
that  unquestionably  many  would  become  wiser  as  they 
grew  older. 

"Too  seldom,  sir,"  replied  Butler.  "If  they  have  been 
deeply  engaged,  and  especially  if  they  have  mingled  in 
the  scenes  of  violence  and  blood  to  which  their  occupation 
naturally  leads,  I  have  observed,  that,  sooner  or  later, 
they  come  to  an  evil  end.  Experience,  as  well  as  Scripture, 
teaches  us,  Sir  George,  thai"  mischief  shall  hunt  the  violent 
man,  and  that  the  bloodthirsty  man  shall  not  live  half  his 
days — But  take  my  arm  to  help  you  ashore." 

Sir  George  needed  assistance,  for  he  was  contrasting 
in  his  altered  thought  the  difierent  feelings  of  mind  and 
frame  wilh  which  he  had  formerly  frequented  the  same 
place.  As  they  landed,  a  low  growl  of  tliunder  was  heard 
at  a  distance. 

"That  is  ominous,  Mr.  Butler,"  said  Sir  George. 

"  Intonuit  Icevum — it  is  ominous  of  good,  then,  answered 
Butler,  smiling. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHlAN.  541 

The  boatmen  were  ordered  to  make  the  best  of  their  way 
round  the  headland  to  the  ordinary'  landing-place  ;  the  two 
gentlemen,  followed  by  their  servant,  sought  tlieir  way  by  a 
blind  and  tangled  path,  through  a  close  copsewood,  to  the 
Manse  of  Knocktarlitie,  where  their  arrival  was  anxiously 
expected. 

The  sisters  in  vain  had  expected  their  husbands'  return 
on  the  preceding  day,  which  was  that  appointed  by  Sir 
George's  letter.  The  delay  of  the  travellers  at  Calder  had 
occasioned  this  breach  of  appointment.  The  inhabitants  of 
the  Manse  began  even  to  doubt  whether  they  would  arrive 
on  the  present  day.  Lady  Staunton  felt  this  hope  of  delay 
as  a  brief  reprieve  ;  for  she  dreaded  the  pangs  which  her 
husband's  pride  must  undergo  at  meeting  with  a  sister-in- 
law,  to  whom  the  whole  of  his  unhappy  and  dishonourable 
history  was  too  well  known.  She  kn^rw,  whatever  force  or 
constraint  he  might  put  upon  his  feelings  in  public,  that  she 
herself  must  be  doomed  to  see  them  display  tliemselves  in 
full  vehemence  in  secret — consume  his  health,  destroy  his 
temper,  and  render  him  at  once  an  object  of  dread  and 
compassion.  Again  and  again  she  cautioned  Jeanie  to 
display  no  tokens  of  recognition,  but  to  receive  him  as  a 
perfect  stranger — and  again  and  again  Jeanie  renewed  her 
promise  to  comply  with  her  wishes. 

Jeanie  herself  could  not  fail  to  bestow  an  anxious  thought 
on  the  awkwardness  of  the  approaching  meeting ;  but  her 
conscience  was  ungalled — and  then  she  was  cumbered  with 
many  household  cares  of  an  unusual  nature,  which,  joined 
to  the  anxious  wish  once  more  to  see  Butler,  after  an 
absence  of  unusual  length,  made  her  extremely  desirous 
that  the  travellers  should  arrive  as  soon  as  possible.  And 
— why  should  I  disguise  the  truth  ? — ever  and  amon  a 
thought  stole  across  her  mind  that  her  gala  dinner  had 
now  been  postponed  for  two  days  ;  and  how  few  of  the 
dishes,  after  every  art  of  her  simple  cuisine  had  been 
exerted  to  dress  them,  could,  with  any  credit  or  propriety, 
appear  again  upon  the  third  ;  and  what  was  she  to  do 
with  the  rest ! — Upon  this  last  subject  she  was  saved  the 
trouble  of  further  deliberation,  by  the  sudden  appearance 
of  the  Captain  at  the  head  of  half  a  dozen  stout  fellows, 
dressed  and  armed  in  the  Highland  fashion. 

"  Goot-morrow  morning  to  ye,  Leddy  Staunton,  and  I 
hope  I  hae  the  pleasure  to  see  ye  weel — And  goot-morrow 
to  you,  goot   Mrs.   Putler — I  do  peg  you  will  order  some 


542  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

victuals  and  ale  and  prandy  for  the  lads,  for  we  hae  peen 
out  on  firth  and  moor  since  afore  daylight,  and  a'  to  no 
purpose  neither — Cot  tam!  " 

So  saying,  he  sate  down,  pushed  back  his  brigadier  wig, 
and  wiped  his  head  with  an  air  of  easy  imj)ortance  ;  totally 
regardless  of  the  look  of  well-bred  astonishment  by  which 
Lady  Staunton  endeavoured  to  make  him  comprehend  that 
he  was  assuming  too  great  a  liberty. 

"It  is  some  comfort,  when  one  has  had  a  sair  tussell," 
continued  the  Captain,  addressing  Lady  Staunton,  with  an 
air  of  gallantry,  "that  it  is  in  a  fair  leddy's  service,  or  in 
the  service  of  a  gentleman,  whilk  has  a  fair  leddy,  whilk  is 
the  same  thing,  since  serving  the  husband  is  serving  the 
wife,  as  Mrs.  Putler  does  very  weel  know." 

"Really,  sir,"  said  Lady  Staunton,  "as  you  seem  to 
intend  this  compliment  for  me,  I  am  at  a  loss  to  know 
what  interest  Sir  George  or  I  can  have  in  yqur  movements 
this  morning." 

j';  "O  Cot  tam! — this  is  too  cruel,  my  leddy — as  if  it  was 
TlOt  py  special  express  from  his  Grace's  honourable  agent 
and  commissioner  at  Edinburgh,  with  a  warrant  conform, 
that  I  was  to  seek  for  and  apprehend  Donacha  dhu  na 
Dunaigh,  and  pring  him  pefore  myself  and  Sir  George 
Staunton,  that  he  may  have  his  deserts,  that  is  to  say, 
the  gallows,  whilk  he  has  doubtless  deserved,  py  peing 
the  means  of  frightening  your  leddyship,  as  weel  as  for 
something  of  less  importance." 

"Frightening  me?"  said  her  ladyship;  "why,  I 
never  wrote  to  Sir  George  about  my  alarm  at  the 
waterfall." 

"Then  he  must  have  heard  ii  otherwise;  for  what  else 
can  give  him  sic  an  earnest  tesire  to  see  this  rapscallion, 
that  I  maun  ripe  the  haill  mosses  and  muirs  in  the  country 
for  him,  as  if  I  were  to  get  something  for  finding  him,  when 
the  pest  o't  might  pe  a  pall  throujgh  my  prains  ? 

"Can  it  be  really  true,  that  it  is  on  Sir  George's  account 
that  you  have  been  attempting  to  apprehend  this  fellow  ?  " 

"  Py  Cot,  it  is  for  no  other  cause  that  I  know  than  his 
honour's  pleasure ;  for  the  creature  might  hae  gone  on  in 
a  decent  quiet  way  for  me,  sae  lang  as  he  respectit  the 
Duke's  pounds  —  put  reason  goot  he  suld  be  taen,  and 
hangit  to  poot,  if  it  may  pleasure  ony  honourable  shentle- 
man  that  is  the  Duke's  friend— Sae  I  got  the  express  ovQr 
night,  and  I  caused  warn  half  a  score  of  pretty  lads,  and 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  543 

was  up  in  the  morning  pefore  the  sun,  and  I  garr'd  the  lads 
take  their  kilts  and  short  coats." 

"I  wonder  you  did  that,  Captain,"  said  Mrs.  Butler, 
"  when  you  know  the  Act  of  Parliament  against  wearing 
the  Highland  dress." 

"  Hout,  tout,  ne'er  fash  your  thumb,  Mrs.  Putler.  The 
law  is  put  twa-three  years  auld  yet,  and  Is  ower  young 
to  hae  come  our  length  ;  and  pesides,  how  is  the  lads  to 
climb  the  praes  wi'  thae  tamn'd  breekens  on  them?  It 
makes  me  sick  to  see  them.  Put  ony  how,  I  thought  I 
kend  Donacha's  haunt  gey  and  weel,  and  I  was  at  the 
place  where  he  had  rested  yestreen  ;  for  I  saw  the  leaves 
the  limmers  had  lain  on,  and  the  ashes  of  them  ;  by  the 
same  token  there  was  a  pit  greeshoch  purning  yet.  I  am 
thinking  they  got  some  word  out  o'  the  island  what  was 
intended — I  sought  every  glen  and  cleuch,  as  if  I  had  been 
deer-stalking,  but  leil  a  wauff  of  his  coat-tail  could  I  see — 
Cot  tarn  !  " 

"He'll  be  away  down  the  firth  to  Cowal,"  said  David  ; 
and  Reuben,  who  had  been  out  early  that  morning 
a-nutting,  observed,  "  That  he  had  seen  a  boat  making  for 
the  Caird's  Cove  ;  '  a  place  well  known  to  the  boys, 
though  their  less  adventurous  father  was  ignorant  of  its 
existence. 

"  Py  Cot," said  Duncan,  "then  I  will  stay  here  no  lorigisr 
ihan  to  trink  this  very  horn  of  prandy  and  water,  for  it 
is  very  possible  they  will  pe  in  the  wood.  Donacha's  a 
clever  fellow,  and  maype  thinks  it  pest  to  sit  next  the 
chimiey  when  the  lum  reeks.  He  thought  naebody  would 
look  for  him  sae  near  hand  !  I  peg  your  leddyship  will 
excuse  my  aprupt  departure,  as  I  will  return  forthwith, 
and  1  will  either  pring  you  Donacha  in  life,  or  else  his 
head,  whilk  I  dare  to  say  will  be  as  satisfactory.  And 
1  hope  to  pass  a  pleasant  evening  with  your  leddyship  ; 
and  I  hope  to  have  mine  revenges  on  Mr.  Puller  at 
packgammon,  for  the  four  pennies  whilk  he  won,  for  he 
will  pe  surely  at  home  soon,  or  else  he  will  have  a  wet 
journey,  seeing  it  is  apout  to  pe  a  scud." 

Thus  saying,  with  many  scrapes  and  bows,  and  apologies 
tbr  leaving  them,  which  were  very  readily  received,  and 
reiterated  assurances  of  his  speedy  return  (of  the  sincerity 
wlioreof  Mrs.  Duller  entertained  no  doubt,  so  long  as  her 
best  graybeard  of  brandy  w.is  upon  duty),  Duncan  left  the 
Manse,  collected  his  followers,  and  began  to  stour  ihe  close 


544  THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

and  entangled  wood  which  lay  between  the  little  glen  and 
the  Caird's  Cove.  David,  who  was  a  favourite  with  the 
Captain,  on  account  of  his  spirit  and  courage,  took  the 
opportunity  of  escaping,  to  attend  the  investigations  of  that 
g:reat  man. 


CHAPTER  LII. 

I  did  send  for  thee, 

That  Talbot's  name  mig-ht  be  in  thee  revived, 
When  sapless  age,  and  weak  unable  limbs, 
Should  bring  thy  father  to  his  drooping^  chair. 
But — O  malig'nant  and  ill-boding  stars  I — 

First  Part  of  Henry  the  Sixth. 

Duncan  and  his  party  had  not  proceeded  very  far  In  the 
direction  of  the  Caird's  Cove  before  they  heard  a  shot, 
which  was  quickly  followed  by  one  or  two  others.  "Some 
tamn'd  villains  among  the  roe-deer,"  said  Duncan;  "look 
sharp  out,  lads." 

The  clash  of  swords  was  next  heard,  and  Duncan  and  his 
myrmidons,  hastening  to  the  spot,  found  Butler  and  Sir 
George  Staunton's  servant  in  the  hands  of  four  ruffians. 
Sir  George  himself  lay  stretched  on  the  ground,  with  his 
drawn  sword  in  his  hand.  Duncan,  who  was  as  brave  as 
a  lion,  instantly  tired  his  pistol  at  the  leader  of  the  band, 
unsheathed  his  sword,  cried  out  to  his  men,  Claymore/  and 
run  his  weapon  through  the  body  of  the  fellow  whom  he 
had  previously  wounded,  who  was  no  other  than  Donacha 
dhu  na  Dunaigh  himself.  The  other  banditti  were  speedily 
overpowered,  excepting  one  young  lad,  who  made  wonderful 
resistance  for  his  years,  and  was  at  length  secured  with 
difficulty. 

Butler,  so  soon  as  he  was  liberated  from  the  ruffians,  ran 
to  raise  Sir  George  Staunton,  but  life  had  wholly  left  him. 

"  A  creat  misfortune,"  said  Duncan  ;  "  I  think  it  will  pe 
pest  that  I  go  forward  to  Intimate  it  to  the  coot  leddy. — 
Tavie,  my  dear,  you  hae  smelled  pouther  for  the  first  time 
this  day — take  my  sword  and  hack  off  Donacha's  head, 
whilk  will  be  coot  practice  for  you  against  the  time  you 
may  wish  to  do  the  same  kindness  to  a  living  shentleman — 
or  hould  !  as  your  father  does  not  approve,  you  may  leave 
it  alone,   as  he  will  pe  a  greater  object  of  satisfaction  to 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  545 

Leddy  Staunton  to  see  him  entire  ;  and  I  hope  she  will  do 
me  the  credit  to  believe  that  I  can  afenge  a  shentlcman's 
plood  fery  speedily  and  well." 

Such  was  the  observation  of  a  man  too  much  accustomed 
to  the  ancient  state  of  manners  in  the  Highlands,  to  look 
upon  the  issue  of  such  a  skirmish  as  anything  worthy  of 
wonder  or  emotion. 

We  will  not  attempt  to  describe  the  very  contrary  effect 
which  the  unexpected  disaster  produced  upon  Lady  Staunton, 
when  the  bloody  corpse  of  her  husband  was  brouj^ht  to  the 
house,  where  she  expected  to  meet  him  alive  and  well.  All 
was  forgotten,  but  that  he  was  the  lover  of  her  youth  ; 
and  whatever  were  his  faults  to  the  world,  that  he  had 
towards  her  exhibited  only  those  that  arose  from  the  in- 
equality of  spirits  and  temper,  incident  to  a  situation  of 
unparalleled  difficulty.  In  the  vivacity  of  her  grief  she 
gave  way  to  all  the  natural  irritability  of  her  temper  ;  shriek 
followed  shriek,  and suoon  succeeded  to  swoon.  It  required 
all  Jeanie's  watchful  affection  to  prevent  her  from  making 
known,  in  these  paroxysms  of  affliction,  much  which  it 
was  of  the  higliest  importance  that  she  should  keep  secret 

At  length  silence  and  exhaustion  succeeded  to  frenzy, 
and  Jeanle  stole  out  to  take  counsel  with  her  husband, 
and  to  exhort  him  to  anticipate  the  Captain's  interference, 
by  taking  possession,  in  Lady  Staunton's  name,  of  the 
private  papers  of  her  deceased  husband.  To  the  utter 
astonishment  of  Butler,  she  now,  for  the  first  time, 
explained  the  relation  betwixt  herself  and  Lady  Staunton, 
which  authorised,  nay,  demanded,  that  he  should  prevent 
any  stranger  from  being  unnecessarily  made  acquainted 
with  her  family  affairs.  It  was  in  such  a  crisis  tliat 
Jeanie's  active  and  undaunted  habits  of  virtuous  exertion 
were  most  conspicuous.  While  the  Captain's  attention 
was  still  engaged  by  a  prolonged  refreshment,  and  a  very 
tedious  examination,  in  Gaelic  and  English,  of  all  the 
prisoners,  and  every  other  witness  of  the  fatal  transaction, 
she  had  the  body  of  her  brotlier-in-law  undressed  and 
properly  disposed.  It  then  appeared,  from  the  crucifix,  the 
beads,  and  the  shirt  of  hair  which  he  wore  next  his  person, 
that  his  .sense  of  guilt  had  induced  him  to  receive  the 
dogmata  of  a  religion,  which  pretends,  by  the  maceration 
of  the  body,  to  expiate  the  crimes  of  the  soul.  In  the  packet 
of  papers,  which  the  express  had  brought  to  Sir  George 
Staunton  from  Edinburgh,  and  which  Butler,  autliorised  by 

S 


S#  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

his  connection  with  the  deceased,  did  not  scruple  to  examine, 
he  found  new  and  astonishing  intelligence,  which  gave  hiui 
reason  to  thank  God  he  had  taken  that  measure. 

Ratcliffe,  to  whom  all  sorts  of  misdeeds  and  misdoers 
were  familiar,  instigated  by  the  promised  reward,  soon 
found  himself  in  a  condition  to  trace  the  infant  of  these 
unhappy  parents.  The  woman  to  whom  Meg  Miirdockson 
had  sold  that  most  unfortunate  child,  had  made  it  the 
companion  of  her  wanderings  and  her  beggary,  until  he 
was  about  seven  or  eight  years  old,  when,  as  Ratcliffe 
learned  from  a  companion  of  hers,  then  in  the  Correction 
House  of  Edinburgh,  she  sold  him  in  her  turn  to  Donacha 
dhu  na  Dunaigh.  This  man,  to  whom  no  act  of  mischief 
was  unknown,  was  occasionally  an  agent  in  a  horrible 
trade  then  carried  on  betwixt  Scotland  and  America,  for 
supplying  the  plantations  with  servants,  by  means  of 
kidnapping,  as  it  was  termed,  both  men  and  women,  but 
especially  children  under  age.  Here  Ratcliffe  lost  sight  of 
the  boy,  but  had  no  doubt  but  Donacha  Dhu  could  give 
an  account  of  him.  The  gentleman  of  the  law,  so  often 
mentioned,  despatched  therefore  an  express,  with  a  letter 
to  Sir  George  Staunton,  and  another  covering  a  warrant  for 
apprehension  of  Donacha,  with  instructions  to  the  Captain 
of  Knockdunder  to  exert  his  utmost  energy  for  that  purpose. 

Possessed  of  this  information,  and  with  a  mind  agitated 
by  the  most  gloomy  apprehensions,  Butler  now  joined  tlie 
Captain,  and  obtained  from  him  with  some  difficulty  a 
sight  of  the  examinations.  These,  with  a  few  questions 
to  the  elder  of  the  prisoners,  soon  confirmed  the  most 
dreadful  of  Butler's  anticipations.  We  give  the  heads  of 
the  information,  without  descending  into  minute  details. 

Donacha  Dhu  had  indeed  purchased  ElBe's  unhappy 
child,  with  the  purpose  of  selling  it  to  the  American  traders, 
whom  he  had  been  in  the  habit  of  supplying  with  human 
flesh.  But  no  opportunity  occurred  for  some  time  ;  and  the 
boy  who  was  known  by  the  name  of  "  The  Whistler,"  made 
some  impression  on  the  heart  and  affections  even  of  this 
rude  savage,  perhaps  because  he  saw  in  him  flashes  of  a 
spirit  as  fierce  and  vindictive  as  his  own.  When  Donacha 
struck  or  threatened  him — a  very  common  occurrence — he 
did  not  answer  with  complaints  and  entreaties  like  other 
children,  but  with  oaths  and  efforts  at  revenge — he  had  all 
the  wild  merit,  too,  by  which  W^oggarwolfe's  arrow-bearing 
page  won  tlie  liard  heart  of  his  master  : 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  547 

Liite  a  wild  cub,  rear'd  at  the  ruffian's  feet, 
He  could  say  biting  jests,  bold  ditties  sing, 
And  quaff  his  foaming'  bumper  at  the  boaid, 
With  all  the  mockerj-  of  a  little  man.* 

In  short,  as  Donacha  Dhu  said,  the  Whistler  was  a  bom 
imp  of  Satan,  and  therefore  he  should  never  leave  him. 
•■Accordingly,  from  his  eleventh  3'ear  forward,  he  was  one 
of  the  band,  and  often  engaged  in  acts  of  violence.  The 
last  of  these  was  more  immediately  occasioned  by  the 
researches  which  the  Whistler's  real  father  made  after  him 
whom  he  had  been  taught  to  consider  as  such.  Donacha 
Dhu's  fears  had  been  for  some  time  excited  by  the  strength 
of  the  means  which  began  now  to  be  employed  against 
pc-rsons  of  his  description.  He  was  sensible  he  existed  only 
by  the  precarious  indulgence  of  his  namesake,  Duncan  of 
Knockdunder,  who  was  used  to  boast  that  he  could  put 
him  down  or  string  him  up  when  he  had  a  mind.  He 
resolved  to  leave  the  kingdom  by  means  of  one  of  those 
sloops  which  were  engaged  in  the  traffic  of  his  old  kid- 
napping friends,  and  which  was  about  to  sail  for  America  ; 
but  ne  was  desirous  first  to  strike  a  bold  stroke. 

The  ruffian's  cupidity  was  excited  by  the  intelligence, 
that  a  wealthy  Englishman  was  coming  to  tlie  Manse — he 
had  neither  forgotten  the  Whistler's  report  of  the  gold  he 
had  seen  in  Lady  Staunton's  purse,  nor  his  old  vow  of 
revenge  against  the  minister ;  and,  to  bring  the  whole  to 
a  point,  he  conceived  the  hope  of  appropriating  the  money, 
which,  according  to  the  general  report  of  the  country,  the 
minister  was  to  bring  from  Edinburgh  to  pay  for  his  new 
purchase.  While  he  was  considering  how  he  might  best 
accomplish  Uis  purpose,  he  received  the  intelligence  from 
one  quarter,  that  the  vessel  in  which  he  proposed  to  sail 
was  to  sail  immediately  from  Greenock ;  from  another, 
that  the  minister  and  a  rich  English  lord,  with  a  great 
many  thousand  pounds,  were  expected  the  next  evening  al 
the  Manse ;  and  from  a  third,  that  he  must  consult  his 
safety  by  leaving  his  ordinary  haunts  as  soon  as  possible, 
for  that  the  Captain  had  ordered  out  a  party  to  scour  the 
glens  for  him  at  break  of  day.  Donacha  laid  his  plans 
with  promptitude  and  decision.  He  embarked  with  the 
Whistler  and  two  others  of  his  band  (whom,  by  the  bye 
he  meant  to  sell  to  tlie  kidnappers),  and  set  sail  for  the 
•Ethwald.    (S.) 


548  THE  HEAHT  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

Caird's  Cove.  He  intended  to  lurk  till  night-fall  in  thf 
wood  adjoining  to  this  place,  which  he  thought  was  too 
near  the  habitation  of  men  to  excite  the  suspicion  of  Duncan 
Knock,  then  break  into  Butler's  peaceful  habitation,  and 
flesh  at  once  his  appetite  for  plunder  and  revenge.  VV^hen 
his  villainy  was  accomplished,  his  boat  was  to  convey  him 
to  the  vessel,  which,  according  to  previous  agreement  with 
the  master,  was  instantly  to  set  sail. 

This  desperate  design  would  probably  have  succeeded, 
but  for  the  ruffians  being  discovered  in  their  lurking-place 
by  Sir  George  Siaunlon  and  Butler,  in  their  accidental 
walk  from  tlie  Caird's  Cove  towards  the  Manse.  Finding 
himself  detected,  and  at  the  same  time  observing  that  the 
servant  carried  a  casket,  or  strong-box,  Donacha  conceived 
that  both  his  prize  and  his  victims  were  within  his  power, 
and  attacked  the  travellers  without  hesitation.  Shots  were 
fired  and  swords  drawn  on  both  sides  ;  Sir  George  Staunton 
offered  the  bravest  resistance,  till  he  fell,  as  there  was  too 
much  reason  to  believe,  by  the  hand  of  a  son,  so  lorag 
sought,  and  now  at  length  so  unhappily  met. 

While  Butler  was  half-stunned  with  this  intelligence,  the 
hoarse  voice  of  Knockdunder  added  to  his  consternation. 

"I  will  take  the  Ilperty  to  take  down  the  pell-ropes,  Mr. 
Putler,  as  I  must  be  takmg  order  to  hang  these  idle  people 
up  to-morrow  morning,  to  teach  them  more  consideration 
in  their  doings  in  future." 

Butler  entreated  him  to  remember  the  act  abolishing  the 
heritable  jurisdictions,  and  that  he  ought  to  send  them  to 
Glasgow  or  Inverary,  to  be  tried  by  the  Circuit.  Duncan 
scorned  the  proposal. 

"The  Jurisdiction  Act,"  he  said,  "had  nothing  to  do  put 
with  the  rebels,  and  specially  not  with  Argyle's  country  ; 
and  he  would  hang  the  men  up  all  three  in  one  row  before 
coot  Leddy  Staunton's  windows,  which  would  be  a  creat 
comfort  to  her  in  the  morning  to  see  that  the  coot  gentle- 
man, her  husband,  had  been  suitably  afenged.  ' 

And  the  utmost  length  that  Butler's  most  earnest  en- 
treaties could  prevail  was,  that  he  would  reserve  "  the  twa 
pig  carles  for  the  Circuit,  but  as  for  him  they  ca'd  the 
Fustier,  he  should  try  how  he  could  fustle  in  a  swinging 
tow,  for  it  suldna  be  said  that  a  shentleman,  friend  to  the 
Duke,  was  killed  In  his  country,  and  his  people  didna  take 
at  least  twa  lives  for  ane." 

Butler   entreated   him  to  spare   the  victim   for  his  soul's 


THE   HEART  OF   MlD-LOTHlAN.  549 

sake.  But  Knockdunder  answered,  "  that  the  soul  of  such 
a  scum  had  been  long  the  tefil's  property,  and  that,  Cot 
tarn  !  he  was  determined  to  gif  the  tefil  his  due." 

All  persuasion  was  in  vain,  and  Duncan  issued  his  man- 
date for  execution  on  the  succeeding  morning.  The  child 
of  guilt  and  misery  was  separated  from  his  companions, 
strongly  pinioned,  and  committed  to  a  separate  room,  of 
which  the  Captain  kept  the  key. 

In  the  silence  of  the  night,  however,  Mrs.  Butler  arose, 
resolved,  if  possible,  to  avert,  at  least  to  delay,  the  fate 
which  hung  over  her  nephew,  especially  if,  upon  conversing 
with  him,  she  should  see  any  hope  of  his  being  brought  to 
better  temper.  She  had  a  master-key  that  opened  every 
lock  in  the  house  ;  and  at  midnight,  when  all  was  still,  she 
stood  before  the  eyes  of  the  astonished  young  savage,  as, 
hard  bound  with  cords,  he  lay,  like  a  sheep  designed  for 
slaughter,  upon  a  quantity  of  the  refuse  of  flax  which  filled 
a  corner  in  the  apartment.  Amid  features  sun-burned, 
tawny,  grimed  with  dirt,  and  obscured  by  his  shaggy  hair 
of  a  rusted  black  colour,  Jeanie  tried  in  vain  to  trace  the 
likeness  of  either  of  his  verj'  handsome  parents.  Yet  how 
could  she  refuse  compassion  to  a  creature  so  young  and  so 
wretched — so  much  more  wretched  than  even  he  himself 
could  be  aware  of,  since  the  murder  he  had  too  probably 
committed  with  his  own  hand,  but  in  which  he  had  at  any 
rate  participated,  was  in  fact  a  parricide.  She  placed  food 
on  a  table  near  him,  raised  him,  and  slacked  the  cords  on 
his  arms,  so  as  to  permit  him  to  feed  himself.  He  stretched 
out  his  hands,  still  smeared  with  blood,  perhaps  tliat  of  his 
father,  and  he  ate  voraciously  and  in  silence. 

"  What  is  your  first  name  ? "  said  Jeanie,  by  way  of 
opening  the  conversation. 

"The  Whistler." 

"  But  your  Christian  name,  by  wliich  you  were  baptised  ?  " 

"  I  never  was  baptised  that  I  know  of — I  have  no  other 
name  than  tlie  Whistler." 

"Poor  unhappy  abandoned  lad!"  said  Jeanie.  "What 
would  ye  do  if  you  could  escape  from  this  place,  and  the 
death  you  are  to  die  to-morrow  morning  ?  " 

"Join  wi'  Rob  Roy,  or  wi'  Sergeant  More  Cameron," 
(noted  freebooters  at  that  time),  "and  revenge  Donacha's 
death  on  all  and  sundr>'." 

"  Oh,  ye  unhappy  boy,"  said  Jeanie,  "  do  ye  ken  what  will 
come  o'  ye  when  ye  die  ?  " 


550  THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN. 

"I  shall  neither  feel  cauld  nor  hunger  more,"  said  the 
youth  dogg-edly. 

"To  let  him  be  execute  in  this  dreadful  state  of  mind 
would  be  to  destroy  baith  body  and  soul — and  to  let  him 
gang  I  dare  not — what  will  be  done  ? — But  he  is  my  sister's 
son — my  own  nephew — our  flesh  and  blood — and  his  hands 
and  feet  are  yerked  as  tight  as  cords  can  be  drawn. — 
Whistler,  do  the  cords  hurt  you  ?  " 
"Very  much." 

*'  But,  if  I  were  to  slacken  them,  you  would  harm  me  ?  " 
"  No,  I  would  not — -you  never  harmed  me  or  mine." 
There  may  be  good  in  him  yet,  thought  Jeanie;  I   will 
try  fair  play  with  him. 

She  cut  his  bonds — he  stood  upright,  looked  round  with 
a  laugh  of  wild  exultation,  clapped  his  hands  together,  and 
sprung  from  the  ground,  as  if  in  transport  on  finding  hinir 
self  at  liberty.  He  looked  so  wild,  that  Jeanie  trembled  at 
what  she  had  done. 

"  Let  me  out,"  said  the  young  savage. 

"  I  wunna,  unless  you  promise " 

"Then  I'll  make  you  glad  to  let  us  both  out." 
He  seized  the  lighted  candle  and  threw  it  among  the 
flax,  which  was  instantly  in  a  flame.  Jeanie  screained,  and 
ran  out  of  the  room  ;  the  prisoner  rushed  past  her,  tiirew 
open  a  window  in  the  passage,  jumped  into  the  garden, 
sprung  over  its  enclosure,  bounded  through  the  woods  like 
a  deer,  and  gained  the  sea-shore.  Meantime,  the  fire  was 
extinguished,  but  the  prisoner  was  sought  in  vain.  As 
Jeanie  kept  her  own  secret,  the  share  she  had  in  his  escape 
was  not  discovered ;  but  they  learned  his  fate  sometime 
afterwards — it  was  as  wild  as  his  life  had  hitherto  been. 

The  anxious  inquiries  of  Butler  at  length  learned,  that 
the  youth  had  gained  the  ship  in  which  his  master,  Donacha, 
had  designed  to  embark.  But  the  avaricious  shipmaster, 
inured  by  his  evil  trade  to  every  species  of  treachery,  and 
disappointed  of  the  rich  booty  which  Donacha  had  pro- 
posed to  bring  aboard,  secured  the  person  of  the  fugitive, 
and  having  transported  him  to  America,  sold  him  as  a  slave, 
or  indented  servant,  to  a  Virginian  planter,  far  up  the 
country.  When  these  tidings  reached  Butler,  he  sent  over 
to  America  a  sufficient  sum  to  redeem  the  lad  from  slavery, 
with  instructions  that  measures  should  be  taken  for  im- 
proving his  mind,  restraining  his  evil  propensities,  and 
encouraging  whatever  good  might  appear  in  his  character. 


THE   HEART  Ox^    MID-LOTHIAN.  551 

But  this  aid  came  too  late.  The  young-  man  had  headed  a 
conspiracy  in  which  his  inhuman  master  was  put  to  death, 
and  had  then  fled  to  the  next  tribe  of  wild  Indians.  He 
tvas  never  more  heard  of;  and  it  may  therefore  be  pre- 
sumed that  he  lived  and  died  after  the  manner  of  that 
savage  people,  with  whom  his  previous  habits  had  well 
fitted  him  to  associate. 

All  hopes  of  the  young   man's  reformation  being-  now 

•ended,    Mr.    and    Mrs.    Butler   thought  it  could   serv-e  no 

purpose  to  explain  to  Lady  Staunton  a  history  so   full   of 

Ihorror.     She  remained  their  guest  more  than  a  year,  during 

{the   greater  part  of  which  period  her  grief  was  excessive. 

t  In  the  latter  months,  it  assumed  the  appearance  of  listless- 

\ness  and   low  spirits,  which  the  monotony  of  her  sister's 

^uiet    establishment    afforded    no    means    of    dissipating. 

mffie,  from  her  earliest  youth,  was  never  formed  for  a  quiet, 

tk)w  content.     Far  different  from  her  sister,  she  required  the 

r'iissipation  of  society  to  divert  her  sorrow,  or  enhance  her 

joy.     She  left  the  seclusion  of  Knocktarlitie  with  tears  of 

sincere  affection,  and  after  heaping  its  inmates  with  all  she 

could  think  of  tiiat  might  be  valuable  in  their  eyes.     But 

she  did  leave  it ;  and,  when  the  anguish  of  the  paiting  was 

over,  her  departure  was  a  relief  to  both  sisters. 

The  family  at  the  Manse  of  Knocktarlitie,  in  their  own 
quiet  happiness,  heard  of  the  well-dowered  and  beautiful 
Lady  Staunton  resuming  her  place  in  the  fashionable  world. 
They  learned  it  by  more  substantial  proofs,  for  David 
received  a  coinmission  ;  and  as  the  military  spirit  of  Bible 
Butler  seemed  to  have  revived  in  him,  his  good  behaviour 
qualitied  the  envy  of  five  hundred  young  Highland  cadets, 
"come  of  good  houses,"  who  were  astonished  at  the 
rapidity  of  his  promotion.  Reuben  followed  the  law,  and 
rose  more  slowly,  yet  surely.  Euphemia  Bu^er,  whose 
fortune,  augmented  by  her  aunt's  generosity,  and  added  to 
her  own  beauty,  rendered  her  no  small  prize,  married  a 
Highland  laird,  who  never  asked  the  name  of  her  grand- 
father, and  was  loaded  on  tlie  occasion  with  presents  from 
Lady  Staunton,  which  made  her  the  envy  of  all  the  beauties 
in  Dumbarton  and  Argyle  shires. 

After  blazing  nearly  ten  years  in  the  fashionable  world, 
and  hiding,  like  many  of  her  compeers,  an  aching  heart 
with  a  gay  demeanour — after  declining  repeated  offers  of 
the  most  respectable  kind  for  a  second  matrimonial  en- 
gagement, Lady  Staui  ton  betrayed  the  inward  wound  by 


SSa  THE  HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

retiring  to  the  Continent,  and  taking  up  her  abode  in  ttie 
convent  where  she  had  received  her  education.  She  nevpr 
took  the  veil,  but  lived  and  died  in  severe  seclusion,  and  in 
the  practice  of  the  Roman  Catholic  religion,  in  all  its  formal 
observances,  vigils,  and  austerities.  I 

Jeanie  had  so  much  of  her  father's  spirit  as  to  sorro\»/ 
bitterly  for  this  apostasy,  and  Butler  joined  in  her  regret.'. 
"Yet  any  religion,  however  imperfect,"  he  said,  "was 
better  than  cold  scepticism,  or  the  hurrying  din  of  disslpgt- 
tion,  which  fills  the  ears  of  worldlings,  until  they  care  f»r 
none  of  these  things,"  ^^ 

Meanwhile,  happy  in  each  other,  in  the  prosperity  olf 
their  family,  and  the  love  and  honour  of  all  who  knew  them], 
this  simple  pair  lived  beloved,  and  died  lamented.  f 

Reader — This  tale  will  not  be  told  in  vain,  if  it  shall  bfe 
found  to  illustrate  the  great  truth,  that  guilt,  though  it  ma,^y 
attain  temporal  splendour,  can  never  confer  real  happiness^; ; 
that  the  evil  consequences  of  our  crimes  long  survive  thei^*- 
commission,  and,  like  the  ghosts  of  the  murdered,  for  evei^ 
haunt  the  steps  of  the  malefactor ;  and  that  the  paths  of\ 
virtue,  though  seldom  those  of  worldly  greatness,  are  V 
always  those  of  pleasantness  and  peace.  ^ 


V Envoy,  hy  Jedediah  Cleishbotham. 

Thus  concludeth  the  Tale  of  "The  Heart  of  Mid- 
Lothian,"  which  hath  filled  more  pages  than  I  opined. 
The  Heart  of  Mid-Lothian  is  now  no  more,  or  rather  it  is 
transferred  to  the  extreme  side  of  the  city,  even  as  the 
Sieur  Jean  Baptiste  Poquelin  hath  it,  in  his  pleasant  comedy 
called  Le,  Medecin  Malgre  Iiii,  where  the  simulated  doctor 
wittily  replieth  to  a  charge,  that  he  had  placed  the  heart  on 
the  right  side,  instead  of  the  left,  "  Cela  ctait  autrefois  ainsi, 
mats  nous  avons  chang^  tout  cela."  Of  which  witty  speech, 
if  any  reader  shall  demand  the  purport,  I  have  only  to 
respond,  that  I  teach  the  French  as  well  as  the  Classical 
tongues,  at  the  easy  rate  of  five  shillings  per  quarter,  as  my 
advertisements  are  periodically  making  known  to  the  public. 


NOTES 

TO 

THE    HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

Note  i.— Family  of  Scott. 

It  is  an  old  proverb,  that  "  many  a  true  word  is  spoken  in 
jest."  The  existence  of  Walter  Scott,  third  son  of  Sir  William 
Scott  of  Harden,  is  instructed,  as  it  is  called,  by  a  charter 
under  the  great  seal,  Domino  Willielmo  Scott  de  Harden 
JVIiliti,  et^Waltero  Scott  suo  filio  legitimo  tertio  genito,  terrarum 
de  Roberton.*  The  munificent  old  gentleman  left  all  his  four  sons 
c:onsiderable  estates,  and  settled  those  of  Eilrig  and  Raeburn, 
together  with  valuable  possessions  around  Lessudden,  upon 
Walter,  his  third  son,  who  is  ancestor  of  the  Scotts  of  Raeburn, 
^nd  of  the  author  of  Waverley.  He  appears  to  have  become 
a.  convert  to  the  doctrine  of  the  Quakers,  or  Friends,  and 
a  ^eat  asscrtor  of  their  peculiar  tenets.  This  was  probably 
at  the  time  when  George  Fox,  the  celebrated  apostle  of  the 
sect,  made  an  expedition  into  the  south  of  Scotland  about  1657, 
on  which  occasion  he  boasts,  that  "as  he  firsd  set  his  horses 
feet  upon  Scottish  ground,  he  felt  the  seed  of  grace  to  sparkle 
about  him  like  innumerable  sparks  of  fire."  Upon  the  same 
occasion,  probably,  Sir  Gideon  Scott  of  Highchester,  second  son 
of  Sir  William,  immediate  elder  brother  of  Walter,  and  ancestor 
of  the  author's  friend  and  kinsman,  the  present  representative  of 
the  family  of  Harden,  also  embraced  the  tenets  of  Quakerism. 
This  last  convert,  Gideon,  entered  into  a  controversy  with  the 
Rev.  James  Kirkton,  author  of  the  Secret  and  True  History  of 
the  Church  of  Scotland,  which  is  noticed  by  my  ingenious  friend 
Mr.  Charles  Kirkpatrick  Sharp,  in  his  valuable  and  curious 
edition  of  that  work,  4to,  1817.  Sir  William  Scott,  eldest  of 
the  brothers,  remained,  amid  the  defection  of  his  two  younger 
brethren,  an  orthodox  member  of  the  Presbyterian  Church,  and 
used  such  means  for  reclaiming  Walter  of  Raeburn  from  his 
heresy,  as  savoured  far  more  of  persecution  than  persuasion. 
In  this  he  was  assisted  by  MacDougal  of  Makerston,  brother  to 
Isabella  MacDougal,  the  wife  of  the  said  Walter,  and  who,  like 
her  husband,  had  conformed  to  the  Quaker  tenets. 

The  interest  possessed  by  Sir  William  Scott  and  Makerston 
was  powerful  enough  to  procure  the  two  following  acts  of  the 
Privy  Council  of  Scotland,  directed  against  Walter  of  Raeburn 
*  See  Douglas's  Baronag:e,  page  si  j  (S.) 

553 


SS4  NOTES  TO 

as  an  heretic  and  convert  to  Quakerism,  appointing  him  to  be 
imprisoned  first  in  Edinburghj  ail,  and  then  in  that  of  Jedburgl^  ; 
and  his  children  to  be  taken  by  force  from  the  society  and 
direction  of  their  parents,  and  educated  at  a  distance  from 
them,  besides  the  assignment  of  a  sum  for  their  maintenanc(|,' 
sufficient  in  those  times  to  be  burdensome  to  a  moderate  Scottish 
estate. 

"Apud  Edin.  vigesimo  Junii  1665. 

"  The  Lords  of  his  Majesty's  Privy  Council  having  receaved 
Information  that  Scott  of  Raeburn,  and  Isobel  Mackdougall,  hi^ 
wife,  being  infected  with  the  error  of  Quakerism,  doe  endeavour 
to  braid  and  traine  up  William,  Walter,  and  Isobel  Scotts,  their 
children,  in  the  same  profession,  doe  therefore  give  order  anc^ 
command  to  Sir  William  Scott  of  Harden,  the  said  Raeburn '|s 
brother  to  seperat  and  lake  away  the  saids  children  from  the 
custody  and  society  of  the  saids  parents,  and  to  cause  educalt 
and  bring  them  up  in  his  owne  house,  or  any  other  convenienit 
place,  and  ordaines  letters  to  be  direct  at  the  said  Sir 
William's  instance  against  Raeburn  for  a  maintenance  to  thb 
saids  childi-en,  and  that  the  said  Sir  Wm.  give  ane  account  otf 
his  diligence  with  all  convenlency." 

"  Edinburgti,  sth  July  1666. 

"  Anent  a  petition  presented  be  Sir  Wm.  Scott  of  Harden,  for 
himself  and  in  name  and  behalf  of  the  three  children  of  Walter 
Scott  of  Raeburn,  his  brother,  showing  that  the  Lords  of  Council! 
by  ane  act  of  the  22d  day  of  Junii  1665,  did  grant  power  and 
warrand  to  the  petitioner,  to  separat  and  take  away  Raeburn's 
children,  from  his  family  and  education,  and  to  breed  them 
in  some  convenient  place,  where  they  might  be  free  from  all 
infection  in  their  younger  years,  from  the  principalis  of  Quaker- 
ism, and,  for  maintenance  of  the  saids  children,  did  ordain 
letters  to  be  direct  against  Raeburn  ;  and,  seeing  the  Petitioner, 
in  obedience  to  the  said  order,  did  take  away  the  saids  children, 
being  two  sonnes  and  a  daughter,  and  after  some  paines  taken 
upon  them  in  his  owne  family,  hes  sent  them  to  the  city  of 
Glasgow,  to  be  bread  at  schooles,  and  there  to  be  principled 
with  the  knowledge  of  the  true  religion,  and  that  it  is  necessary 
the  Councill  determine  what  shall  be  the  maintenance  for  which 
Raeburn's  three  children  may  be  charged,  as  likewise  that 
Raeburn  himself,  being  now  in  the  Tolbooth  of  Edinburgh,  where 
he  dayley  converses  with  all  the  Quakers  who  are  prisoners 
there,  and  others  who  daily  resort  to  them,  whereby  he  is 
hardened  in  his  pcrnitious  opinions  and  principles,  without  all 
hope  of  recovery,  unlesse   he   be   separat  from  such  pernltioua 


THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  555 

company,  humble  therefore,  desyring'  that  the  Councell  might 
determine  upon  the  soume  of  money  to  be  payed  be  Raeburn, 
for  the  education  of  his  children,  to  the  petitioner,  who  will  be 
countable  therefor  ;  and  that,  in  order  to  his  conversion,  the 
place  of  his  imprisonment  may  be  changed.  The  Lords  of  his 
Maj.  Privy  Councell  having  at  length  heard  and  considered  the 
/bresaid  petition,  doe  modifie  the  soume  of  two  thousand  pounds 
Scots,  to  be  payed  yearly  at  the  terme  of  Whitsunday  be  the 
said  Walter  Scott  of  Raeburn,  furth  of  his  estate  to  the  peti- 
tioner, for  the  entertainment  and  education  of  the  said  children, 
beginning  the  first  termes  payment  therof  at  Whitsunday  last 
for  the  half  year  preceding,  and  so  furth  yearly,  at  the  said 
terme  of  Whitsunday  in  tym  comeing  till  furder  orders  ;  and 
ordaines  the  said  Walter  Scott. of  Raeburn  to  be  transported 
from  the  tolbooth  of  Edinburgh  to  the  prison  of  Jedburgh,  where 
his  friends  and  others  may  have  occasion  to  convert  him.  And 
to  the  effect  he  may  be  secured  from  the  practice  of  other 
Quakers^  the  said  Lords  doe  hereby  discharge  the  magistrates 
of  Jfdhurgh  to  suffer  any  persons  suspect  of  these  principles  to 
have  access  to  him  ;  and  -in  case  any  contraveen,  that  they 
secure  ther  persons  till  they  be  therfore  "puneist ;  and  ordaines 
letters  to  be  direct  beir-upon  in  form,  as  effeirs." 

Both  the  sons,  thus  harshly  separated  from  their  father, 
proved  good  scholars.  The  eldest,  William,  who  carried  on 
the  line  of  Raeburn,  was,  like  his  father,  a  deep  Orientalist  ; 
the  younger,  Walter,  became  a  good  classical  scholar,  a  great 
iriend  and  correspondent  of  the  celebrated  Dr.  Pitcairn,  and  a 
Jacobite  so  distinguished  for  zeal,  that  he  made  a  vow  never  to 
shave  his  beard  till  the  restoration  of  the  exiled  family.  This 
last  Walter  Scott  was  the  author's  great-grandfather. 

There  is  yet  another  link  betwixt  the  author  and  the  simple- 
minded  and  excellent  Society  of  Friends,  through  a  proselyte  of 
much  more  importance  than  Walter  Scott  of  Raeburn.  The 
celebrated  John  Swinton  of  Swinton,  nineteenth  baron  in  descent 
of  that  ancient  and  once  powerful  family,  was,  with  Sir  William 
Lockhart  of  Lee,  the  person  whom  Cromwell  chiefly  trusted  in 
the  management  of  the  Scottish  affairs  during  his  usurpation. 
After  the  Restoration,  Swinton  was  devoted  as  a  victim  to  the 
new  order  of  things,  and  was  brought  down  in  the  same  vessel 
which  conveyed  the  Marquis  of  Argyle  to  Edinburgh,  where 
that  nobleman  was  tried  and  executed.  Swinton  was  destined 
to  the  same  fate.  He  had  assumed  the  habit,  and  entered  into 
the  Society  of  the  Quakers,  and  appeared  as  one  of  their 
number  before  the  Parliament  of  Scotland.  He  renounced  all 
legal  defence,  though  several  pleas  were  open  to  him,  and 
answered,  in  conformity  to  the  principles  of  his   sect,  that   at 


556  NOTES   TO 

the  time  these  crimes  were  imputed  to  him,  he  wais  in  the  gall 
of  bitterness  and  bond  of  iniquity ;  but  that  God  Almighty 
having  since  called  him  to  the  light,  he  saw  and  acknowledged 
these  errors,  and  did  not  refuse  to  pay  the  forfeit  of  them,  even 
though,  in  the  judgment  of  the  Parliament,  it  should  extend  to 
life  itself. 

Respect  to  fallen  greatness,  and  to  the  patience  and  calm 
resignation  with  which  a  man  once  in  high  power  expressed 
himself  under  such  a  change  of  fortune,  found  Swinton  friends  ; 
family  connections,  and  some  interested  considerations  of  Middle- 
ton  the  Commissioner,  joined  to  procure  his  safety,  and  he  was 
dismissed,  but  after  a  long  imprisonment,  and  much  dilapidation 
of  his  estates.  It  is  said,  that  Swinton's  admonitions,  while 
confined  in  the  Castle  of  Edinburgh,  had  a  considerable  share 
in  converting  to  the  tenets  of  the  Friends  Colonel  David  Barclay, 
then  lying  there  in  garrison.  This  was  the  father  of  Robert 
Barclay,  author  of  the  celebrated  Apology  for  the  Quakers.  It 
may  be  observed  among  the  inconsistencies  of  human  nature, 
that  Kirkton,  Wodrow,  and  other  Presbyterian  authors,  who 
have  detailed  the  sufferings  of  their  own  sect  for  non-conformity 
with  the  established  church,  censure  the  government  of  the  time 
for  not  exerting  the  civil  power  against  the  peaceful  enthusiasts 
we  have  treated  of,  and  some  express  particular  chagrin  at  the 
escape  of  Swinton.  Whatever  might  be  his  motives  for  assuming 
the  tenets  of  the  Friends,  the  old  man  retained  them  faithfully 
till  the  close  of  his  life. 

Jean  Swinton,  grand-daughter  of  Sir  John  Swinton,  son  of 
Judge  Swinton,  as  the  Quaker  was  usually  termed,  was  mother 
of  Anne  Rutherford,  the  author's  mother. 

And  thus,  as  in  the  play  of  the  Anti-Jacobin,  the  ghost  ol  the 
author's  grandmother  having  arisen  to  speak  the  Epilogue,  it  is 
full  time  to  conclude,  lest  tlie  reader  should  remonstrate  that  his 
desire  to  know  the  author  of  Waverley  never  included  a  wish  to 
be  acquainted  with  his  whole  ancestry. 

Note  2.— TOLBOOTH  OF   EDINBURGH. 

The  ancient  Tolbooth  of  Edinburgh,  situated  and  described 
as  in  the  last  chapter,  was  built  by  the  citizens  in  1561,  and 
destined  for  the  accomodation  of  Parliament,  as  well  as  of  the 
High  Courts  of  Justice;  and  at  the  same  time  for  the  confine- 
ment of  prisoners  for  debt,  or  on  criminal  charges.  Since  the 
year  1640,  when  the  present  Parliament  House  was  erected,  the 
Tolbooth  was  occupied  as  a  prison  only.  Gloomy  and  dismal  as 
it  was,  the  situation  in  the  centre  of  the  High  Street  rendered 
it  so  particularly  well-aired,  that  when  the  plague  laid  waste  the 
city  in   1645,  '^  effected  none  within  these  melancholy  precincts. 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  557 

The  Tolbooth  was  removed,  with  the  mass  of  buildings  in 
which  it  was  incorporated,  in  the  autumn  of  the  year  1817. 
At  that  time  the  kindness  of  his  old  schoolfellow  and  friend, 
P^obert  Johnstone,  Esquire,  then  Dean  of  Guild  of  the  city, 
with  the  liberal  acquies<;ence  of  the  persons  who  had  contracted 
for  the  work,  procured  for  the  author  of  Waverley  the  stones 
which  composed  the  gateway,  together  with  the  door,  and  its 
ponderous  fastenings,  which  he  employed  in  decorating  the 
entrance  of  his  kitchen-court  at  Abbotsford.  "  To  such  base 
offices  may  we  return."  The  application  of  these  relics  of  the 
Heart  of  Mid-Lothian  to  serve  as  the  postern  gate  to  a  court 
of  modern  offices,  may  be  justly  ridiculed  as  whimsical ;  but  yet 
it  is  not  without  interest,  that  we  see  the  gateway  through 
which  so  much  of  the  stormy  politics  of  a.  rude  age,  and  the  vice 
and  misery  of  later  times,  had  found  their  passage,  now  occupied 
in  the  service  of  rural  economy.  Last  year,  to  complete  the 
<:hange,  a  tom-tit  was  pleased  to  build  her  nest  within  the 
lock  of  the  Tolbooth, — a  strong  temptation  to  have  committed 
a  sonnet,  had  the  author,  like  Tony  Lumpkin,  been  in  a  con- 
catenation accordingly. 

It  is  worth  mentioning,  that  an  act  of  beneficence  celebrated 
the  demolition  of  the  Heart  of  Mid-Lothian.  A  subscription, 
raised  and  applied  by  the  worthy  Magistrate  above-mentioned, 
procured  the  manumission  of  most  of  the  unfortunate  debtors 
confined  in  the  old  jail,  so  that  there  were  few  or  none  trans- 
ferred to>  the  new  place  of  confinemenL 

Note  3. — Memorial  concerning  the  Murder  of  Captain 

PORTEOUS. 

The  following  interesting  and  authentic  account  of  the  in- 
quiries made  by  Crown  Counsel  into  the  affair  of  the  Porteous 
rilob,  seems  to  have  been  drawn  up  by  the  Solicitor-General. 
The  office  was  held  in  1737  by  Charles  Erskine,  Esq. 

I  owe  this  curious  illustration  to  the  kindness  of  a  professional 
friend.  It  throws,  indeed,  little  light  on  the  origin  of  the 
tumult  ;  but  shows  how  profound  the  darkness  must  have  been, 
which  so  much  investigation  could  not  disprl. 

"  Upon  tlie  7th  of  September  last,  when  the  unhappy  wicked 
murder  of  Capiain  Porteus  was  committed.  His  Majesty's 
Advocate  and  Solicitor  were  out  of  town  ;  the  first  beyond 
Inverness,  and  the  other  in  Annandalc,  not  far  from  Carlyle  ; 
neither  of  them  knew  anything  of  the  reprieve,  nor  did  they 
in  the  least  suspect  that  any  disorder  was  to  happen. 

"  When  the    disorder    happened,   the  magistrates    and    other 

Cersons  concerned  in  the  management  of  the  town,  seemed  to 
e  all  struck  of  a  heap  ;  and  whether  from  th^  Rreat  terror  that 


558  NOTES  TO 

had  seized  all  the  inhabitants,  they  thought  ane  immediat.e 
enquiry  would  be  fruitless,  or  whether  being-  a  direct  insult  upoiti 
the  prerogative  of  the  crown,  they  did  not  care  rashly  to  inter- 
meddle ;  but  no  proceedings  was  had  by  them.  Only,  soon; 
after,  ane  express  was  sent  to  his  Majestie's  Solicitor,  who  came 
to  town  as  soon  as  was  possible  for  him  ;  but,  in  the  meantime, 
the  persons  who  had  been  most  guilty,  had  either  run  off,  or,  at  ' 
least,  kept  themselves  upon  the  wing-  until  they  should  see  what 
steps  were  taken  by  the  Government. 

"  When  the  Solicitor  arrived,  he  perceived  the  whole  inhabi- 
tants under  a  consternation.  He  had  no  materials  furnished 
him  ;  naj',  the  inhabitants  were  so  much  afraid  of  being  reputed 
informers,  that  very  few  people  had  so  much  as  the  courage  to 
speak  with  him  on  the  streets.  However,  having  received  her 
Majestie's  orders,  by  a  letter  from  the  Duke  of  Newcastle,  he 
resolved  to  sett  about  the  matter  in  earnest,  and  entered  upon 
ane  enquiry,  gropeing  in  the  dark.  He  had  no  assistance  from 
the  magistrates  worth  mentioning,  but  called  witness  after 
witness  in  the  privatest  manner,  before  himself  in  his  own 
house,  and  for  six  weeks  time,  from  morning  to  evening,  went 
on  in  the  enquiry  without  taking  the  least  diversion,  or  turning 
his  thoughts  to  any  other  business. 

"  He  tried  at  first  what  he  could  do  by  declarations,  by 
engaging  secresy,  so  that  those  who  told  the  truth  should  never 
be  discovered  ;  made  use  of  no  clerk,  but  wrote  all  the  declara- 
tions with  his  own  hand,  to  encourage  them  to  speak  out. 
After  all,  for  some  time,  he  could  get  nothing  but  ends  of  stories 
which,  when  pursued,  broke  off ;  and  those  who  appeared  and 
knew  anything  of  the  matter,  were  under  the  utmost  terror,  lest  it 
should  take  air  that  they  had  mentioned  any  one  man  as  guilty. 
"  During  the  course  of  the  enquiry,  the  run  of  the  town, 
which  was  strong  for  the  villanous  actors,  begun  to  alter  a  little, 
and  when  they  saw  the  King's  servants  in  earnest  to  do  their 
best,  the  generality,  who  before  had  spoke  very  warmly  in 
defence  of  the  wickedness,  begvm  to  be  silent,  and  at  that  period 
more  of  the  criminals  began  to  abscond. 

"At  length  the  enquiry  began  to  open  a  little,  and  the 
SoUicitor  was  under  some  difficulty  how  to  proceed.  He  very 
well  saw  that  the  first  warrand  that  was  issued  out  would  start 
the  whole  gang  ;  and  as  he  had  not  come  at  any  one  of  the  most 
notorious  offenders,  he  was  unwilling,  upon  the  slight  evidence 
he  had,  to  begin.  However,  upon  notice  given  him  by  Generall 
Moyle,  that  one  King,  a  butcher  in  the  Canongate,  had  boasted, 
in  presence  of  Bridget  Knell,  a  soldier's  wife,  the  morning  after 
Captain  Porleus  was  hanged,  that  he  had  a  very  active  hand  in 
the  mob,  a  warrand  was  issued  out,  and  King  was  apprehended 
and  imprisoned  in  the  Canongate  Tolbooth. 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  559 

••  This  obliged  the  Sollicitor  immediately  to  proceed  to  take  up 
those  against  whom  he  had  any  information.  By  a  signed 
declara'ion,  WHliam  Stirling,  apprentice  to  James  Stirling, 
merchar.t  in  Edinburgh,  was  charged  as  haveing  been  at  the 
Nether-Bow,  after  the  gates  were  shutt,  with  a  Lochaber  ax, 
or  halbert  in  his  hand,  and  haveing  begun  a  huzza,  marched 
upon  the  aead  of  the  mob  towards  the  Guard. 

"James  Braidwood,  son  to  a  candlemaker  in  town,  was,  by  a 
signed  declaration,  charged  as  haveing  been  at  the  Tolbooth 
door,  giveing  directions  to  the  mob  about  setting  fire  to  the 
door,  and  that  the  mob  named  bim  by  his  name,  and  asked 
his  advice. 

"By  another  declaration,  one  Stoddart,  a  journeyman  smith, 
was  charged  of  haveing  boasted  publickly,  in  a  smith's  shop  at 
Leith,  that  he  had  assisted  in  breaking  open  the  Tolbooth  door. 

"  Peter  Traill,  a  journeyman  wrlght,  by  one  of  the  declarations, 
was  also  accused  of  haveing  lockt  the  Nether-bow  Port,  when 
it  was  shatt  by  the  mob. 

"  His  Majestie'a  Sollicitor  having  these  informations,  imployed 
privately  such  persons  as  he  could  best  rely  on,  and  the  truth 
was,  there  were  very  few  in  whom  he  could  repose  confidence. 
But  he  was,  indeed,  faithfully  served  by  one  Webster,  a  soldier 
in  the  Welsh  fuzileers,  recommended  him  by  Lieutenant  Alshton, 
who,  with  very  great  address,  informed  himself,  and  really  run 
some  risque  in  getting  his  information,  concerning  the  places 
where  the  persons  informed  against  used  to  haunt,  and  how  they 
might  be  seized.  In  consequence  of  which,  a  party  of  the  Guard 
from  the  Conongate  was  agreed  on  to  march  up  at  a  certain 
hour,  when  a  message  should  be  sent.  The  Sollicitor  wrote  a 
letter  and  gave  it  to  one  of  the  town  ofHcers,  ordered  to  attend 
Captain  Maitland,  one  of  the  town  Captains,  promoted  to  that 
command  since  the  unhappy  accident,  who,  indeed,  was  ex- 
tremely diligent  and  active  throughout  the  whole  ;  and  haveing 
got  Stirling  and  Braidwood  apprehended,  despatched  the  officer 
with  the  letter  to  the  military  in  the  Canongate,  who  immedi- 
ately begun  their  march,  and  by  the  time  the  Sollicitor  had  half 
examined  the  said  two  persons  in  the  Burrow-room,  where  the 
magistrates  were  present,  a  party  of  fifty  men,  drums  beating, 
marched  into  the  Parliament  close,  and  drew  up,  which  was  the 
first  thing  that  struck  a  terror,  and  from  that  time  forward,  the 
insolence  was  succeeded  by  fear. 

"  Stirling  and  Braidwood  were  immediately  sent  to  the  Castle, 
and  imprisoned.  That  same  night,  Stoddart  the  smith  was 
seized,  and  he  was  committed  to  the  Castle  also  ;  as  was  like- 
wise Traill,  the  journeyman  wright,  who  were  all  severally 
examined,  and  dcnycd  the  least  accession. 

"  In  the  meantime,  the  enquiry  was  goings  on,  and  it  haveing 


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cast  up  in  one  of  the  declarations,  that  a  hump'd-backed  creature 
marched  with  a  gfun  as  one  of  the  guards  to  Porteus  when  h^e 
went  up  to  the  Lawn  Markett,  the  person  who  emitted  thi|s 
declaration,  was  employed  to  walk  the  streets  to  see  if  he  could 
find  him  out ;  at  last  he  came  to  the  Sollicitor  and  told  him  h& 
had  found  him,  and  that  he  was  in  a  certain  house.  Whereuponl 
a  warrand  was  issued  out  ag'ainst  him,  and  he  was  ap[}rehended 
and  sent  to  the  Castle,  and  he  proved  to  be  ane  Birnis,  a  helper 
to  the  Countess  of  Weemys's  coachman. 

"Thereafter,  ane  information  was  gfiven  in  agaiast  William 
M'Lauchlan,  ffootman  to  the  said  Countess,  he  haveing'  been  very 
active  in  the  mob  ;  fFor  sometime  he  kept  himself  out  of  the  way, 
but  at  last  he  was  apprehended  and  likewise  committed  to  the 
Castle. 

'*  And  these  were  all  the  prisoners  who  were  putt  under 
confinement  in  that  place. 

"There  were  other  persons  imprisoned  in  the  Tolbooth  of; 
Edinburgh,  and  severalls  against  whom  warrands  were  issued,  1 
but  could  not  be  apprehended,  whose  names  and  cases  shall 
afterwards  be  more  particularly  taken  notice  of. 

"  The  ffriends  of  Stirling  made  an  application  to  the  Earl  of 
Islay,  Lord  Justice-Generall,  setting  furth,  that  he  was  seized 
with  a  bloody  fflux  ;  that  his  life  was  in  danger  ;  and  that  upon 
ane  examination  of  witnesses  whose  names  were  given  in,  it 
would  appear  to  conviction,  that  he  had  not  the  least  access  to 
any  of  the  riotous  proceedings  of  that  wicked  mob. 

"This  petition  was  by  his  Lordship  putt  in  the  hands  of  his 
Majestie's  Sollicitor,  who  examined  the  witnesses  ;  and  by  their 
testimonies  it  appeared,  that  the  young  man,  who  was  not  above 
eighteen  years  of  age,  was  that  night  in  company  with  about 
half  a  dozen  companions,  in  a  public  house  in  Stephen  Law's 
doss,  near  the  back  of  the  Guard,  where  they  all  remained  untill 
the  noise  came  to  the  house,  that  the  mob  had  shut  the  gates  and 
seized  the  Guard,  upon  which  the  company  broke  up,  and  he, 
and  one  of  his  companions,  went  towards  his  master's  house  ; 
and,  in  the  course  of  the  after  examination,  there  was  a  witness 
who  declared,  nay,  indeed  swore,  (for  the  Sollicitor,  by  tliis  time, 
saw  it  necessary  to  put  those  he  examined  upon  oath),  that  he 
met  him  [Stirling]  after  he  entered  into  the  alley  where  his 
master  lives,  going  towards  his  house ;  and  another  witness, 
fellow-prentice  with  Stirling,  declares,  that  after  the  mob  had 
seized  the  Guard,  he  went  home,  where  he  found  Stirling  before 
him  ;  and  that  his  master  lockt  the  door,  and  kept  them  both  at 
home  till  after  twelve  at  night :  upon  weighing  of  which  testi- 
monies, and  upon  consideration  had,  That  he  was  charged  by 
the  declaration  only  of  one  person,  who  really  did  not  appear  to 
be  a  witness  of  the  greatest  vreight,  and  that  his  life  was  in 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  561 

dariper  from  the  imprisonment,  he  was  admilted  to  baill  by  the 
Lord  justice-Generall,  by  whose  warrand  he  was  committed. 

"  Braidwood's  friends  applyed  in  the  same  manner  ;  but  as  he 
stood  coarged  by  more  than  one  witness,  he  was  not  released — 
t!io',  inceed,  the  witnesses  adduced  for  him  say  somewhat  in  his 
:-■■:  ■•'--•■on — that  he  does  not  seem  to  have  been  upon  any 
:oncert ;  and  one  of  the  witnesses  says  he  was  along 
1  at  the  Toibooth  door,  and  refuses  what  is  said  ag:ainst 
liim,  with  regard  to  his  having  advised  the  burning  of  the 
Toibooth  door.     But  he  remains  still  in  prison. 

"  As  to  Traill,  the  journeyman  wright,  he  is  charged  by  the 
same  witness  who  declared  against  Stirling,  and  there  is  none 
concurrs  with  him  ;  and,  to  say  the  truth  concerning  him,  he 
seemed  to  be  the  most  ingenuous  of  any  of  them  whom  the 
Sollicitor  examined,  and  pointed  out  a  witness  by  whom  one  of 
the  first  accomplices  was  discovered,  and  who  escaped  when  the 
warrand  was  to  be  putt  in  execution  against  them.  He  posi- 
tively denys  his  having  shutt  the  gate,  and  'tis  thought  Trail 
ought  to  be  admitted  to  bailL 

"As  to  Bimie,  he  is  charged  only  by  one  witness,  who  had 
never  seen  him  before,  nor  knew  his  name  ;  so,  tho'  I  dare  say 
the  witness  honestly  mentioned  him,  'tis  possible  he  may  be  mis- 
taken ;  and  in  the  examination  of  above  200  witnesses,  there  is 
no  body  concurrs  with  him,  and  he  is  ane  insignificant  little 
creature. 

"  With  regard  to  M'Lauchlan,  the  proof  is  strong  against  bim 
by  one  witness,  that  he  acted  as  a  Serjeant  or  sort  of  com- 
mander, for  some  time,  of  a  Guard,  that  stood  cross  between 
the  upper  end  of  the  Luckenbooths  and  the  north  side  of  the 
street,  to  stop  all  but  friends  from  going  towards  the  Toibooth  ; 
and  by  other  witnesses,  that  he  was  at  the  Toibooth  door  with  a 
link  in  his  hand,  while  the  operation  of  beating  and  burning 
it  was  going  on  ;  that  he  went  along  with  the  mob  with  a 
halbert  in  his  hand,  untill  he  came  to  the  gallows  stone  in  the 
Grassmarket,  and  that  he  stuck  the  halbert  into  the  hole  of  the 
gallows  stone  :  that  afterwards  he  went  in  amongst  the  mob 
when  Captain  Porteus  was  carried  to  the  dyer's  tree ;  so  that 
the  proof  seems  very  heavy  against  him. 

"To  sum  up  this  matter  with  regard  to  the  prisoners  in  the 
Castle,  'tis  believed  there  is  strong  proof  against  M'Lauchlan  ; 
there  is  also  proof  against  Braidwood.  But,  as  it  consists  only 
in  emission  of  words  said  to  have  been  had  by  him  while  at  the 
Toibooth  door,  and  that  he  is  ane  insignificant  pitifull  creature, 
and  will  find  people  to  swear  heartily  in  his  favours,  'tis  at  best 
doubtfull  whether  a  jury  will  be  got  to  condemn  him. 

"  As  to  those  in  the  Toibooth  of  Edinburgh,  John  Crawford, 
who  had  for  some  time  been  employed  to  ring  the  bells  in  the 


St>3  NO'lES  TO 

steeple  of  the  New  Church  of  Edinburgh,  being  in  company  witH 
a  soldier  accidentally,  the  discourse  falling  in  concerning-  Cap- 
tain Porteus  and  his  murder,  as  he  appears  to  be  a  light-^ieadcd 
fellow,  he  said,  that  he  knew  people  that  were  more  guiily  than 
any  that  were  putt  in  prison.  Upon  this  information,  Crawford 
was  seized,  and  being  examined,  it  appeared,  that  when  the 
mob  begun,  as  he  was  comcing  down  from  the  steeple,  the  mob 
took  the  keys  from  him  ;  that  he  was  that  night  in  several 
corners,  and  did  indeed  delate  severall  persons  whom  he  saw 
there,  and  immediately  warrands  were  despatched,  and  it  was 
found  they  had  absconded  and  fled.  But  there  was  no  evidence 
against  him  of  any  kind.  Nay,  on  the  contrary,  il  appeared, 
that  he  had  been  with  the  Magistrates  in  Clerk's,  the  vintner's, 
relating  to  them  what  he  had  seen  in  the  streets.  Therefore, 
after  haveing  detained  him  in  prison  ffor  a  very  considerable 
time,  bis  Majestie's  Advocate  and  Sollicitor  signed  a  warrand 
for  his  liberation. 

"  There  was  also  one  James  Wilson  incarcerated  in  the  said 
Tolbooth,  upon  the  declaration  of  one  witness,  who  said  he  saw 
him  on  the  streets  with  a  gun  ;  and  there  he  remained  for  some 
time,  in  order  to  try  if  a  concurring  witness  could  be  found,  or 
that  he  acted  any  part  in  the  tragedy  and  wickedness.  But 
nothing  farther  appeared  against  him  ;  and  being  seized  with  a 
severe  sickness,  he  is,  by  a  warrand  signed  by  his  Majestie's 
Advocate  and  Sollicitor,  liberated  upon  giveing  sufficient 
bail!.' 

"As  to  King,  enquiry  was  made,  and  the  flFact  comes  out 
beyond  all  exception,  that  he  was  in  the  lodge  at  the  Nether- 
Bow  with  Lindsay  the  waiter,  and  several  other  people,  not  at 
ail  concerned  in  the  mob.  But  after  the  affair  was  over,  he 
went  up  towards  the  guard,  and  having  met  witli  Sandie  the 
Turk  and  his  wife,  who  escaped  out  of  prison,  they  returned  to 
his  house  at  the  Abbey,  and  then  'tis  very  possible  he  may  havt 
thought  fitt  in  his  beer  to  boast  of  villany,  in  which  he  could  not 
possibly  have  any  share  for  that  reason  ;  he  was  desired  to  find 
baill  and  he  should  be  set  at  liberty.  But  he  is  a  stranger  and 
a  fellow  of  very  indifFerent  character,  and  'tis  believed  it  won't  be 
easy  for  him  to  find  baill.  Wherefore,  it's  thought  he  must  be 
sett  at  liberty  without  it.  Because  he  is  a  burden  upon  the 
Government  while  kept  in  confinement,  not  being  able  to 
maintain  himself. 

"What  is  above  is  all  that  relates  to  persons  in  custody.  But 
there  are  warrands  out  against  a  great  many  other  persons  who 
had  fled,  particularly  against  one  William  White,  a  journeyman 
baxter,  who,  by  the  evidence,  appears  to  have  been  at  the 
beginning  of  the  mob,  and  to  have  gone  along  with  the  drum 
from  the  West-Port  to  the  Nether-Bow,  and  is  said  to  have  been 


THE  HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  563 

one  of  those  who  attacked  the  guard,  and  piovablj  was  as  deep 
as  any  one  there. 

"Information  was  given  that  he  was  lurking  at  Falkirk, 
where  he  was  born.  Whereupon  directions  were  sent  to  the 
Sheriif  of  the  County,  and  a  warrand  from  his  Excellency 
General!  Wade,  to  the  commanding  officers  at  Stirling  and 
Linlithgow,  to  assist,  and  all  possible  endeavours  were  used  to 
catch  hold  of  him,  and  'tis  said  he  escaped  very  narrowly,  having 
been  concealed  in  some  outhouse  ;  and  the  misfortune  was,  that 
those  who  were  employed  in  the  search  did  not  know  him 
personally.  Nor,  indeed,  was  it  easy  to  trust  any  of  the 
acquaintances  of  so  low  obscure  a  fellow  with  the  secret  of  the 
warrand  to  be  putt  in  execution. 

'*  There  was  also  strong  evidence  found  against  Robert 
Taylor,  servant  to  Wiiliam  and  Charles  Thomsons,  periwig- 
makers,  that  he  acted  as  ane  officer  among  the  mob,  and  he 
was  traced  from  the  guard  to  the  well  at  the  head  of  Forrester's 
Wynd,  wliere  he  stood  and  had  the  appellation  of  Captain  from 
the  mob,  and  from  that  walking  down  the  Bow  before  Captain 
Porteus,  with  his  Lochaber-axe  ;  and,  by  the  description  given 
of  one  who  hawl'd  the  rope  by  which  Captain  Porteus  was 
pulled  up,  'tis  believed  Taylor  was  the  person  ;  and  'tis  farther 
probable,  that  the  witness  who  delated  Stirling  had  mistaken 
Taylor  for  him,  their  stature  and  age  (so  far  as  can  be 
gathered  from  the  description)  being  the  same. 

"A  great  deal  of  pains  were  taken,  and  no  charge  was  saved, 
in  order  to  have  catched  hold  of  this  Taylor,  and  warrands  were 
sent  to  the  country  where  he  was  born  ;  but  it  appears  he  had 
sliipt  himself  off  for  Holland,  wiiere  it  is  said  he  now  is. 

"  There  is  strong  evidence  also  against  Thomas  Bums, 
butcher,  that  he  was  ane  active  person  from  the  beginning  of 
the  mob  to  the  end  of  it.  He  lurkt  for  some  time  amongst  those 
of  his  trade  ;  and  artfully  enough  a  train  was  laid  to  catch  him, 
under  pretence  of  a  message  that  had  come  from  his  father  in 
Ireland,  so  that  he  came  to  a  blind  alehouse  in  the  Flesh-market 
closs,  and,  a  party  being  ready,  was  by  Webster  the  soldier,  who 
was  upon  this  exploit,  advertised  to  come  down.  However, 
Burns  escaped  out  at  a  back  window,  and  hid  himself  in  some 
of  the  houses  which  are  heaped  together  upon  one  another  in 
that  place,  so  that  is  was  not  possible  to  catch  him.  'Tis  now 
said  he  is  gone  to  Ireland  to  his  father,  who  lives  there. 

"There  is  evidence  also  against  one  Robert  Anderson, 
journeyman  and  servant  to  Colin  Alison,  wright ;  and  against 
Thomas  Linnen  and  James  Maxwell,  both  servants  also  to  the 
said  Colin  Alison,  who  all  seem  to  have  been  deeply  concerned 
in  the  matter.  Anderson  is  one  of  those  who  putt  the  rope  upon 
Captain  Porteus's  neck.     Linnen  seems  also  to  have  been  very 


5%  NOTES  TO 

active }  and  Maxwell  (which  is  pretty  reinarkable)  Is  proven  to 
have  come  to  a  shop  upon  the  Friday  before,  and  chargfed  the 
journeyman  and  prentices  there  to  attend  in  the  Parliament  close 
on  Tuesday  night,  to  assist  to  hang  Captain  Porteus.  These 
three  did  early  abscond,  and,  though  warrands  had  been  issued 
out  against  them,  and  all  endeavours  used  to  apprehend  them, 
could  not  be  found. 

"  One  Waldie,  a  servant  to  George  Campbell,  wright,  has  also 
absconded,  and  many  others,  and  'tis  informed  that  numbers  of 
them  have  shipt  themselves  off  ffor  the  Plantations  ;  and  upon  an 
information  that  a  ship  was  going  off  from  Glasgow,  in  which 
severall  of  the  rogues  were  to  transport  themselves  beyond  seas, 
proper  warrands  were  obtained,  and  persons  despatched  to 
search  the  said  ship,  and  seize  any  that  can  be  found. 

'*  The  like  warrands  had  been  issued  with  regard  to  ships 
from  Leith.  But  whetlier  they  had  been  scard,  or  whether  the 
information  had  been  groundless,  they  had  no  effect. 

"  This  is  a  summary  of  the  enquiry,  ffrom  which  it  appears 
there  is  no  prooff  on  which  one  can  rely,  but  against  M'Lauchlan. 
There  is  a  prooff  also  against  Braidwood,  but  more  exception- 
able. His  Majestie's  Advocate,  since  he  came  to  town,  has 
join'd  with  the  Sollicitor,  and  has  done  his  utmost  to  gett  at 
the  bottom  of  this  matter,  but  hitherto  it  stands  as*  is  above 
represented.  They  are  resolved  to  have  their  eyes  and  their 
ears  open,  and  to  do  wliat  they  can.  But  they  laboured  ex- 
ceedingly against  the  stream  ;  and  it  may  truly  be  said,  that 
nothing  was  wanting  on  their  part.  Nor  have  they  declined 
any  labour  to  answer  the  commands  laid  upon  them  to  search 
the  matter  to  the  bottom." 

Thb  Porteous  Moa 

In  the  preceding  chapters  the  circumstances  of  that  extra- 
ordinary riot  and  conspiracy,  called  the  Porteous  Mob,  are  given 
with  as  much  accuracy  as  the  author  was  able  to  collect  them. 
The  order,  regularity,  and  determined  resolution  with  which 
such  a  violent  action  was  devised  and  executed,  were  only 
equalled  by  the  secrecy  which  was  observed  concerning  the 
principal  actors. 

Although  the  fact  was  performed  by  torch -light,  and  in 
presence  of  a  great  multitude,  to  some  of  whom,  at  least,  the 
individual  actors  must  have  been  known,  yet  no  discovery  was 
ever  made  concerning  any  of  the  perpetrators  of  the  slaughter. 

Two  men  only  were  brought  to  trial  for  an  offence  which  the 
Government  were  so  anxious  to  detect  and  punish.  William 
M'Lauchlan,  footman  to  the  Countess  of  Wemyss,  who  is 
mentioned  in  the  report  o^  the  SoHcitor>General,  against  whom 


THE   HE.\RT  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  565 

•trong  evidence  had  been  obtained,  was  brought  to  trial  in 
March  1737,  charg^ed  as  having  been  accessory  to  the  riot, 
ctrmed  with  a  Lochaber-axe.  But  this  man  (who  was  at  all 
times  a  silly  creature)  proved,  that  he  was  in  a  state  of  mortal 
intoxication  during  the  time  he  was  present  with  the  rabble, 
incapable  of  giving  them  either  advice  or  assistance,  or,  indeed, 
of  knowing  what  he  or  they  were  doing.  He  was  also  able  to 
prove,  that  he  was  forced  into  the  riot,  and  upheld  while  there 
by  two  bakers,  who  put  a  Lochaber-axe  into  his  hand.  The 
jur)-,  wisely  judging  this  poor  creature  could  be  no  proper 
subject  of  punishment,  found  the  panel  Not  Guilty.  The  same 
verdict  was  given  in  the  case  of  Thomas  Linning,  also  mentioned 
in  the  Solicitor's  memorial,  who  was  tried  in  1738.  In  short, 
neither  then,  nor  for  a  long  period  afterwards,  was  any- 
thing discovered  relating  to  the  organisation  of  the  Porteous 
Plot. 

The  imagination  of  the  people  of  Edinburgh  was  long  irritated, 
and  their  curiosity  kept  awake,  by  the  mystery  attending  this 
extraordinary  conspiracy.  It  was  generally  reported  of  such 
•natives  of  Edinburgh  as,  having  left  the  city  in  youth,  returned 
with  a  fortune  amassed  in  foreign  countries,  that  they  had 
originally  fled  on  account  of  their  share  in  the  Porteous  Mob. 
But  little  credit  can  be  attached  to  these  surmises,  as  in  most  of 
the  cases  they  are  contradicted  by  dates,  and  in  none  supported 
by  anything  but  vague  rumours,  grounded  on  the  ordinarj-  wish 
of  the  Tulgar,  to  impute  the  success  of  prosperous  men  to  some 
unpleasant  source.  The  secret  history  of  the  Porteous  Mob  has 
been  till  this  day  unravelled  ;  and  it  has  always  been  quoted  as 
a  close,  daring,  and  calculated  act  of  violence,  of  a  nature 
peculiarly  characteristic  of  the  Scottish  people. 

Nevertheless,  the  author,  for  a  considerable  time,  nourished 
hopes  to  have  found  himself  enabled  to  throw  some  light  on  this 
mysterious  story.  An  old  man,  who  died  about  twenty  years 
ago,  at  the  advanced  age  of  ninety-three,  was  said  to  have  made 
a  communication  to  the  clergyman  who  attended  upon  his  death- 
bed, respecting  the  origin  of  the  Porteous  Mob.  This  person 
followed  the  trade  of  a  carpenter,  and  had  been  employed  as 
snch  on  the  estate  of  a  family  of  opulence  and  condition.  His 
character  in  his  line  of  life  and  amongst  his  neighbours  was 
excellent,  and  never  underwent  the  slightest  suspicion.  His 
confession  was  said  to  have  been  to  the  following  purpose : 
That  he  was  one  of  twelve  young  men  belonging  to  the  village  of 
Pathhead,  whose  animosity  against  Porteous,  on  account  of  the 
execution  of  Wilson,  was  so  extreme,  that  they  resolved  to 
execute  vengeance  on  him  with  their  own  hands,  rather  than  he 
should  escape  punishment.  With  this  resolution  they  crossed 
the  Forth  at  different  ferries,  and  rendezvoused  at  the  suburb 


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called  Portsbiirgh,  where  their  appearance  in  a  body  soon 
called  numbers  around  them.  The  public  mind  was  in  such  a 
state  of  irritation,  that  it  only  wanted  a  sing-le  spark  to  create 
an  explosion  ;  and  this  was  afforded  by  the  exertions  of  the 
small  and  determined  band  of  associates.  The  appearance  of 
premeditation  and  order  which  distinguished  the  riot,  according" 
to  his  account,  had  its  origin,  not  in  any  previous  plan  or  con- 
spiracy, but  in  the  character  of  those  who  were  engaged  in  it. 
1  he  story  also  serves  to  show  why  nothing  of  the  origin  of 
the  riot  has  ever  been  discovered,  since,  though  in  itself  a  great 
conflagration,  its  source,  according  to  this  account,  was  from  an 
obscure  and  apparently  inadequate  cause. 

I  have  been  disappointed,  however,  in  obtaining  the  evidence 
on  which  this  story  rests.  The  present  proprietor  of  the  estate 
on  which  the  old  man  died  (a  particular  friend  of  the  author), 
undertook  to  question  the  son  of  the  deceased  on  the  subject. 
This  person  follows  his  father's  trade,  and  holds  the  employment 
of  carpenter  to  the  same  family.  He  admits  that  his  father's 
going  abroad  at  the  time  of  the  Porteous  Mob  was  popularly 
attributed  to  his  having  been  concerned  in  that  affair  ;  but  addsj 
that,  so  far  as  is  known  to  him,  the  old  man  had  never  made 
any  confession  to  that  effect ;  and,  on  the  contrary,  had 
uniformly  denied  being  present.  My  kind  friend,  therefore, 
had  recourse  to  a  person  from  whocn  he  had  formerly  heard  the 
story  5  but  who,  either  from  respect  to  an  old  friend's  memory, 
or  from  failure  of  his  own,  happened  to  have  forgotten  that  ever 
such  a  communication  was  made.  So  my  obliging  corre- 
spondent (who  is  a  fox-hunter)  wrote  to  me  that  he  was 
completely  planted ;  and  all  that  can  be  said  with  respect 
to  the  tradition  is,  that  it  certainly  once  existed,  and  was 
generally  believed. 


Note  4.— Carspharn  John. 

John  Semple,  called  Carspharn  John,  because  minister  of  the 
parish  in  Galloway  so  called,  vVas  a  Presbyterian  clergyman  of 
singular  piety  and  great  zeal,  of  whom  Patrick  Walker  records 
the  following  passage  :  "  That  night  after  his  wife  died,  he  spent 
the  whole  ensuing  night  in  prayer  and  meditation  in  his  garden. 
The  next  morning,  one  of  his  elders  coming  to  see  him,  and 
lamenting  his  great  loss  and  want  of  rest,  he  replied, — '  I  declare 
I  have  not,  all  night,  had  one  thought  of  the  death  of  my  wife, 
I  have  been  so  taken  up  in  meditating  on  heavenly  things.  I 
have  been  this  night  on  the  banks  of  Ulai,  plucking  an  apple 
here  and  there.'" — Walkers  Remarkable  Passages  of  the  Life 
and  Death  of  Mr.  John  Scuffle, 


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Note  5.— Peter  Walker. 

This  personage,  whom  it  would  be  base  ingratitude  in  the 
Author  to  pass  over  without  some  notice,  was  by  far  the  most 
zealous  and  faithful  collector  and  recorder  of  the  actions  and 
opinions  of  the  Cameronians.  He  resided,  while  stationary, 
at  the  Bristo  Port  of  Edinburgh,  but  was  by  trade  an  itinerant 
merchant  or  pedlar,  which  profession  he  seems  to  have  exercised 
in  Ireland  as  well  as  Britain.  He  composed  biographical  notices 
of  Alexander  Peden,  John  Semple,  John  \Velwood,-and  Richard 
Cameron,  all  ministers  of  the  Cameronian  persuasion,  to  which 
the  last  mentioned  member  gave  the  name. 

It  is  from  such  tracts  as  these,  written  in  the  sense,  feeling, 
and  spirit  of  the  sect,  and  not  from  the  sophisticated  narratives 
of  a  later  period,  tliat  the  real  character  of  the  persecuted  class 
is  to  be  gathered.  Walker  writes  with  a  simplicity  which  some- 
times slides  into  the  burlesque,  and  sometimes  attains  a  tone  of 
simple  pat'.ios,  but  always  expressing  the  most  daring  confidence 
in  his  own  correctness  of  creed  and  sentiments,  sometimes  with 
narrow  -  minded  and  disgusting  bigotry.  His  turn  for  the 
marvellous  was  that  of  his  time  and  sect ;  but  there  is  little 
room  to  doubt  his  veracity  concerning  whatever  he  quotes  on 
bis  own  knowledge.  His  small  tracts  now  bring  a  very  high 
price,  especially  the  earlier  and  authentic  editions. 

The  tirade  against  dancing,  pronounced  by  David  Deans,  is, 
ait  fctimated  in  the  text,  partly  borrowed  from  Peter  Walker. 
H*  notices,  as  a  foul  reproach  upon  the  name  of  Richard 
(Z&ineron,  that  his  memory  was  vituperated  "  by  pipers  and 
fiddlers  playing  the  Cameronian  march — carnal  vain  springs, 
which  loo  many  professors  of  religion  dance  to ;  a  practice 
unbecoming  the  professors  of  Christianity  to  dance  to  any 
spring,  but  somewhat  more  to  this.  Whatever,"  he  proceeds, 
"be  the  many  foul  blots  recorded  of  the  saints  in  Scripture, 
none  of  them  is  charged  with  this  regular  fit  of  distraction. 
We  find  il  has  been  practised  by  the  wicked  and  profane,  as 
the  dancing  at  that  brutish,  base  action  of  the  calf-making; 
and  it  had  been  good  for  that  unhappy  lass,  who  danced  off 
the  head  of  John  the  Baptist,  that  she  had  been  born  a  cripple, 
and  never  drawn  a  limb  to  her.  Historians  say,  that  her 
sin  was  written  upon  her  judgment,  who  sometime  thereafter 
was  dancing  upon  the  ice,  and  it  broke,  and  snapt  the  head 
off  her ;  her  head  danced  above,  and  her  feet  beneath.  There 
is  ground  to  think  and  conclude,  that  when  the  world's 
wickedness  was  great,  dancing  at  their  marriages  was 
practised  ;  but  when  the  heavens  above,  and  the  earth  beneath, 
were  let  loose  upon  them  with  that  overflowing  flood,  their 
mirth   was    soon    staid ;    and   when    the   Lord   in   holy   justice 


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rained  fire  and  brimstone  from  heaven  upon  that  wicked 
people  and  city  Sodom,  enjoying  fulness  of  bread  and  idleness^ 
their  fiddle-strings  and  hands  went  all  in  a  flame ;  and  the 
whole  people  in  thirty  miles  of  length,  and  ten  of  breadth,  asl 
historians  say,  were  all  made  to  fry  in  their  skins  ;  and  at ', 
the  end,  whoever  are  giving  in  marriages  and  dancing  when 
all  will  go  in  a  flame,  they  will  quickly  change  their  note." — Life 
and  Death  of  three  Famous  Worthies,  etc.,  by  Peter  Walker, 
l2mo,  p.  59. 

It  may  be  here  observed,  that  some  of  the  milder  class  of 
Cameronians  made  a  distinction  between  the  two  sexes  dancing 
separately,  and  allowed  of  it  as  a  healthy  and  not  unlawful 
exercise  ;  but  when  men  and  women  mingled  in  sport,  it  was 
then  called  prorniscuous  dancing,  and  considered  as  a  scandalous 
enormity. 

Note  6.  — Muschat's  Cairn. 

Nichol  Muschat,  a  debauched  and  profligate  wretch,  having 
conceived  a  hatred  against  his  wife,  entered  into  a  conspiracy 
with  another  brutai  libertine  and  gambler,  named  Campbell 
of  Burnbarik  (repeatedly  mentioned  in  Pennycuick's  satirical 
poems  of  the  time),  by  which  Campbell  undertook  to  destroy 
the  woman's  character,  so  as  to  enable  Muschat,  on  false 
pretences,  to  obtain  a  divorce  from  her.  The  brutal  devices 
to  which  these  worthy  accomplices  resorted  for  that  purpose 
haying  failed,  they  endeavoured  to  destroy  her  by  adminis- 
tering medicine  of  a  dangerous  kind,  and  in  extraordinary 
quantities. 

This  purpose  also  failing,  Nichol  Muschat,  or  Muschet,  did 
finally,  on  the  17th  October,  1720,  carry  his  wife  under  cloud 
of  night  to  the  King's  Park,  adjacent  to  what  is  called  the 
Duke's  Walk,  near  Holyrood  Palace,  and  there  took  her  life 
by  cutting  her  throat  almost  quite  through,  and  inflicting  other 
wounds.  He  pleaded  guilty  to  the  indictment,  for  which  he 
suff'ered  death.  His  associate,  Campbell,  was  sentenced  to 
transportation  for  his  share  in  the  previous  conspiracy.  See 
MacLauri7is  Criminal  Cases,  pp.  64  and  738. 

In  memory,  and  at  the  same  time  execration,  of  the  deed, 
a  cair7i,  or  pile  of  stones,  long  marked  the  spot.  It  is  now 
almost  totally  removed,  in  consequence  of  an  alteration  on 
the  road  in  that  place. 

Note  7.— Hangman,  or  Lockman. 

Lockman,  so  called  from  the  small  quantity  of  meal  (Scottice, 
lock)  which  he  was  entitled  to  take  out  of  every  boll  exposed 
to   market    in   the    city.       In    Edinburgh,   the    duty   has   been 


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very  long  commuted  ;  but  in  Dumfries  the  finisher  of  the  law 
still  exercises,  or  did  lately  exercise,  his  privilege,  the  quantity 
taken  being  regulated  by  a  small  iron  ladle,  which  he  uses  as 
the  measure  of  his  perquisite.  The  expression  lock,  for  a  small 
quantity  of  any  readily  divisible  dry  substance,  as  corn,  meal, 
flax,  or  the  like,  is  still  presei-ved,  not  only  popularly,  but  in 
a  legal  description,  as  the  lock  and  gon-pen,  or  small  quantity 
and  handful,  payable  in  thirlage  cases,  as  in-town  multure. 

Note  8. —The  Fairy  Boy  of  Leith. 

This  legend  was  in  former  editions  inaccurately  said  to  exist 
in  Baxters  "  World  of  Spirits "  ;  but  is,  in  fact,  to  be  found 
in  "  Pancisemonium,  or  the  Devil's  Cloyster ;  being  a  further 
blow  to  Modern  Sadduceism,"  by  Richard  Bo\-et,  Gentleman, 
i2mo,  1684.  The  work  is  inscribed  to  Dr.  Henry  More. 
The  story  is  entitled,  "  A  remarkable  passage  of  one  named 
the  Fairy  Boy  of  Leith,  in  Scotland,  given  me  by  my  worthy 
.*"riend  Captain  George  Burton,  and  attested  under  his  hand  ;  ' 
and  is  as  follows  : — 

"About  fifteen  years  since,  having  business  that  detained  me 
for  some  time  in  Leith,  I  often  met  some  of  my  acquaintance 
at  a  certain  house  there,  where  we  used  to  drink  a  glass  of 
wine  for  our  refection.  The  woman  which  kept  the  house  was 
of  honest  reputation  amongst  the  neighbours,  which  made  me 
give  the  more  attention  to  what  she  told  me  one  day  about 
a  Fairy  Boy  (as  they  called  him)  who  lived  about  that  town. 
She  had  given  me  so  strange  an  account  of  him,  that  I  desired 
her  I  might  see  him  the  first  opportunity,  which  she  promised  ; 
and  not  long  after,  passing  that  way,  she  told  me  there  was  the 
Fairy  Boy  but  a  little  before  I  came  by ;  and  casting  her  eye 
into  the  street,  said,  '  Look  you,  sir,  yonder  he  is  at  play  with 
those  other  boys,'  and  designing  him  to  me,  I  went,  and  by 
smooth  words,  and  a  piece  of  money,  got  him  to  come  into 
the  house  with  me  ;  where,  in  the  presence  of  divers  people, 
I  demanded  of  him  several  astrological  questions,  which  he 
answered  with  great  subtility,  and  through  all  his  discourse 
carried  it  with  a  cunning  much  beyond  his  years,  which  seemed 
not  to  exceed  ten  or  eleven.  He  seemed  to  make  a  motion  like 
drumming  upon  the  ta'ole  with  his  fingers,  upon  which  I  asked 
him  whether  he  could  beat  a  drum,  to  which  he  replied,  'Yes, 
sir,  as  well  as  any  man  in  Scotland ;  for  every  Thursday 
night  1  beat  all  points  to  a  sort  of  people  that  used  to  meet 
under  yonder  hill '  (pointing  to  the  great  kill  between  Eden- 
borough  and  Leith).  '  How,  boy,'  quoth  I  ;  '  what  company 
have  you  there?' — 'There  are,  sir,'  said  he,  'a  great  company 
both  of  men  and  women,  and  they  are  entertained  with  many 


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sorts  of  music  besides,  my  drum  ;  tliey  have,  besides,  plenty 
variety  of  meats  and  wine ;  and  many  times  we  are  carried 
into  France  or  Holland  in  a  night,  and  return  again ;  and 
whilst  we  are  there,  we  enjoy  all  the  pleasures  the  country 
doth  afford.'  I  demanded  of  him  how  they  got  under  that 
hill?  To  which  he  replied,  'that  there  were  a  great  pair  of 
gates  that  opened  to  them,  though  they  were  invisible  to  others, 
and  that  within  there  were  brave  larger  rooms,  as  well 
accommodated  as  most  in  Scotland.' 

"The  woman  ofthe  house  told  me  that  all  the  people  in  Scotland 
could  not  keep  him  from  the  rendezvous  on  Thursday  night ;  upon 
which,  by  promising  him  some  more  money,  I  got  a  promise  of  him 
to  meet  me  at  the  same  place,  in  the  afternoon  ot  the  Thursday 
following,  and  so  dismissed  him  at  that  time.  The  boy  came 
again,  at  the  place  and  time  appointed,  and  I  had  prevailed 
with  some  friends  to  continue  with  me,  if  possible,  to  prevent 
his  moving  that  night ;  he  was  placed  between  us,  and  answered 
many  questions,  without  offering  to  go  from  us,  until  about 
eleven  of  the  clock,  he  was  got  away  unperceivcd  of  the 
company  j  but  I  suddenly  missing  him,  hasted  to  the  door, 
and  took  hold  of  him,  and  so  returned  him  into  the  same 
room  ;  we  all  watched  him,  and  on  a  sudden  he  was  again 
got  out  of  the  doors.  I  followed  him  close,  and  he  made  a 
noise  in  the  street  as  if  he  had  been  set  upon  ;  but  from  that 
lime  I  could  never  see  him. 

"George  Burton." 

Note  9.— Intercourse  of  the  Covenanters  with  the 
Invisible  World. 

The  gloomy,  dangerous,  and  constant  wanderings  of  the 
persecuted  sect  of  Cameronians,  naturally  led  to  their  entertain- 
ing with  peculiar  credulity  the  belief  that  they  were  sometimes 
persecuted,  not  only  by  the  wrath  of  men,  but  by  the  secret 
wiles  and  open  terrors  of  Satan.  In  fact,  a  flood  could  not 
happen,  a  horse  cast  a  shoe,  or  any  other  the  most  ordinary 
interruption  thwart  a  minister's  wish  to  perform  service  at  a 
particular  spot,  than  the  accident  was  imputed  to  the  immediate 
agency  of  fiends.  The  encounter  of  Alexander  Peden  with 
the  Devil  in  the  cave,  and  that  of  John  Semple  with  the 
demon  in  the  ford,  are  given  by  Peter  Walker,  almost  in  the 
language  of  the  text. 

Note  10. — Child  Murder. 

The  Scottish  Statute  Book,  anno  1690,  chapter  21,  in  conse- 
quence of  the  great  increase  of  the  crime  of  child  murder,  both 
from  the  temptations  to  commit  the  offence  and  the  difficulty 


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of  discovery,  enacted  a  certain  set  of  presumptions,  which,  in 
tlie  absence  of  direct  proof,  the  jury  were  directed  to  receive 
as  evidence  of  the  crime  having  actually  been  committed.  The 
i:  ;es   selected  for  this  purpose  were,  that  the  woman 

e  concealed  her  situation  during  the  whole  period 
oi  ^.^^■...■■cy\  that  she  should  not  have  called  for  help  at  her 
delivery  ;  and  that,  combined  with  these  grounds  of  suspicion, 
the  child  should  be  either  found  dead  or  be  altogether  missing. 
Many  persons  suffered  death  during  the  last  century  under  this 
severe  act. 

Note  II.— Calumniator  of  the  Fair  Sex. 

The  journal  of  Graves,  a  Bow  Street  officer,  despatched  to 
Holland  to  obtain  the  surrender  of  the  unfortunate  William 
Brodie.  bears  a  reflection  on  the  ladies  somewhat  like  that 
put  in  the  mouth  of  the  police-officer  Sharpitlaw.     It  had  been 

tc '    '  *-ult  to  identify  the   unhappy  criminal;   and,  when  a 

>  .tleman    of   respectability   had   seemed   disposed    to 

g  nee   on  the  point  required,  his  son-in-law,  a  clergy- 

man in  Amsterdam,  and  his  daughter,  were  suspected  by 
Graves  to  have  used  arguments  with  the  witness  to  dissuade 
him  from  giving  his  testimony.  On  which  subject  the  journal 
of  the  Bow  Street  officer  proceeds  thus  : — 

"  Saw   then   a   manifest   reluctance   in  Mr. ,  and  had  no 

doubt  the  daughter  and  parson  would  endeavour  to  persuade 
him  to  decline  troubling  himself  in  the  matter,  but  judged  he 
couid  not  go  back  from  what  he  had  said  to  Mr.  Rich. — Nota 
Bene.     A'o  mischief  but  a  woman  or  a  priest  in  ii — here  both." 

Note  12.— Sir  Wiixiam  Dick  of  Braid. 

This  gentleman  formed  a  striking  example  of  the  instability 
of  human  prosperity.  He  was  once  the  wealthiest  man  of  his 
time  in  Scotland,  a  merchant  in  an  extensive  line  of  commerce, 
and  a  farmer  of  the  public  revenue ;  insomuch  that,  about  1640, 
he  estimated  his  fortune  at  two  hundred  thousand  pounds 
sterling.  Sir  William  Dick  was  a  zealous  Covenanter ;  and 
in  the  memorable  year  1641,  he  lent  the  Scottish  Convention 
of  Estates  one  hundred  thousand  merks  at  once,  and  thereby 
enabled  them  to  support  and  pay  their  army,  which  must 
otherwise  have  broken  to  pieces.  He  afterwards  advanced 
^^20,000  for  the  service  of  King  Charles,  during  the  usurpation  ; 
and  having,  by  owning  the  royal  cause,  provoked  the  dis- 
pleasure of  the  ruling  party,  he  was  fleeced  of  more  money, 
amounting  in  all  to  j£J65,ooo  sterling. 

Being    in    this    manner   reduced    to    indigene*,   he    went    to 


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London  to  try  to  recover  some  part  of  the  sums  which  had  beefl 
lent  on  goveninient  security.  Instead  of  receivingf  any  satisfac 
tion,  the  Scottish  Croesus  was  thrown  into  prison,  in  which 
he  died,  19th  December,  1655.  It  is  said  his  death  was  hastened 
by  the  want  of  common  necessaries.  But  this  statement  is 
somewhat  'exagfgferated,  if  it  be  true,  as  is  commonly  said, 
that  though  he  was  not  supplied  with  bread,  he  had  plenty  of 
pie-crust,  thence  called  "Sir  William  Dick's  necessity." 

Note  13.— Meeting  at  Talla  Linns. 

This  remarkable  convocation  took  place  upon  r5th  June,  1682, 
and  an  account  of  its  confused  and  divisive  proceeding's  may 
be  found  in  Michael  Shield's  P'aithful  Contending-s  Displayed, 
Glasgow,  1780,  p.  21.  It  affords  a  singular  and  melancholy 
example  how  much  a  metaphysical  and  polemical  spirit  had 
crept  in  amongst  these  unhappy  sufferers,  since,  amid  so  many 
real  injuries  which  they  had  to  sustain,  they  were  disposed  to 
add  disagreement  and  disunion  concerning  the  chaiacter  and 
extent  of  such  as  were  only  imaginary. 

Note  14. — DOO.MSTER,   OR   DEMPSTER,   OF   CoURT. 

The  name  of  this  officer  is  equivalent  to  the  pronouncer  of 
doom  or  sentence.  In  this  comprehensive  sense,  the  Judges  of 
the  Isle  of  Man  were  called  Dempsters.  But  in  Scotland  the 
word  was  long  restricted  to  the  designation  of  an  official  person, 
whose  duty  it  was  to  recite  the  sentence  after  it  had  been 
pronounced  by  the  Court,  and  recorded  by  the  clerk  ;  on  which 
occasion  the  Dempster  legalised  it  by  the  words  of  form,  "  Attd 
fhis  I  pronounce  for  doom," 

Note  15.— John  Duke  of  Argyle  and  GREENviricH. 

This  nobleman  was  very  dear  to  his  countrymen,  who  were 
justly  proud  of  his  military  and  political  talents,  and  grateful 
for  the  ready  zeal  with  which  he  asserted  the  rights  of  his  native 
country.  This  was  never  more  conspicuous  than  in  the  matter 
of  the  Porteous  Mob,  when  the  ministers  brought  in  a  violent 
and  vindictive  bill,  for  declaring  the  Lord  Provost  of  Edinburgh 
incapable  of  bearing  any  public  office  in  i'uture,  for  not  foreseeing 
a  disorder  which  no  one  foresaw,  or  interrupting-  the  course 
of  a  riot  too  formidable  to  endure  opposition.  The  same  bill 
made  provision  for  pulling  down  the  city  gates,  and  abolishing 
the  city  guard  —  rather  a  Hibernian  mode  of  enabling  them 
better  to  keep  the  peace  within  burgh  in  future. 

The  Duke  of  Argyle  opposed  this  bill  as  a  aruel,  unjust,  and 


THE   HEART  OF   MID-LOTHIAN.  573 

fanatical  proceeding',  and  an  encroachment  upon  the  privileges 
of  the  royal  burghs  of  Scotland,  secured  to  them  by  trie 
treaty  of  Union.  "  In  all  the  proceedings  of  that  time,"  said 
his  Grace,  "the  nation  of  Scotland  treated  with  the  English 
as  a  free  and  independent  people  ;  and  as  that  treaty,  my 
Lords,  had  no  other  g'uarantee  for  the  due  performance  of 
its  articles,  but  the  faith  and  honour  ot  a  British  Parliament, 
it  would  be  both  unjust  and  ungenerous,  should  this  House 
agree  to  any  proceedings  that  have  a  tendency  to  injure  it." 

Lord  Hardwicke,  in  reply  to  the  Duke  of  Argyle,  seemed  to 
insinuate  that  his  Grace  had  taken  up  the  affair  in  a  party 
point  of  view,  to  which  the  nobleman  replied  in  the  spirited 
language  quoted  in  the  text — Lord  Hardwicke  apologised.  The 
bill  was  much  modified,  and  the  clauses  concerning  the  dis- 
mantling the  city,  and  disbanding  the  guard,  were  departed 
from.  A  fine  of  ;{^2000  was  imposed  on  the  city  for  the  benefit  of 
Porteous's  widow.  She  was  contented  to  accept  three-fourths 
of  the  sum,  the  payment  of  which  closed  the  transaction.  It 
is  remarkable  that,  in  our  day,  the  Magistrates  of  Edinburgh 
have  had  recourse  to  both  those  measures,  held  in  such  horror 
by  their  predecessors,  as  necessary  steps  for  the  improvement 
of  the  city. 

Note  16. — Madgb  Wildfire, 

In  taking  leave  of  the  poor  maniac,  the  Author  may  here 
observe,  that  the  first  conception  of  the  character,  though 
afterwards  greatly  altered,  was  taken  from  that  of  a  person 
calling  herself,  and  called  by  others.  Feckless  Fannie  (weak 
or  feeble  Fannie),  who  always  travelled  with  a  small  flock  of 
sheep.  The  following  account,  furnished  by  the  persevering 
kindness  of  Mr.  Train,  contains  probably  all  that  can  now  be 
known  of  her  history,  though  many,  among  whom  is  the 
Author,  may  remember  having  beard  of  Feckless  Fannie  in  the 
days  of  their  youth. 

"My  leisure  hours,"  says  Mr.  Train,  "for  some  time  past 
have  been  mostly  spent  in  searching  for  particulars  relating 
to  the  maniac  called  Feckless  Fannie,  who  travelled  over  all 
Scotland  and  England,  between  the  years  1767  and  1775,  and 
whose  history  is  altogether  so  like  a  romance,  that  I  have 
been  at  all  possible  pains  to  collect  every  partictiiar  that  can 
be  found  relative  to  her  in  Galloway  or  in  Ayrshire. 

"When  Feckless  Fannie  appeared  in  Ayrshire,  for  th«  first 
time,  in  the  summer  of  1769,  she  attracted  much  notice,  from 
being  attended  by  twelve  or  thirteen  sheep,  who  seemed  all 
endued  with  faculties  so  much  superior  to  the  ordinary  race 
of  animals  of  the  same  species,  as  to  excite  universal  astonish- 
ment.    She  had  for  each  a  different  name,  to  which  it  answered 


S7H  NOTES   TO 

when  called  by  its  mistress,  and  would  likewise  obey  in  the  n)ost 
smprising  manner  any  command  she  thought  proper  to  g"ive. 
When  travelling,  she  always  walked  in  front  of  her  flock,  and 
they  followed  her  closely  behind.  When  she  lay  down  at 
night  in  the  fields,  for  she  would  never  enter  into  a  house,  they 
always  disputed  who  should  lie  next  to  her,  by  which  means 
she  was  kept  warm,  while  she  lay  in  the  midst  of  them  ;  when 
she  attempted  to  rise  from  the  ground,  an  old  ram,  whose  name 
was  Charlie,  always  claimed  the  sole  right  of  assisting  her  ; 
pushing  any  that  stood  in  his  way  aside,  until  he  arrived 
right  before  his  mistress ;  he  then  bowed  his  head  nearly 
to  the  ground  that  she  might  lay  her  hands  on  his  horns, 
which  were  very  large ;  he  then  lifted  her  gently  trom  the 
ground  by  raising  his  head.  If  she  chanced  to  leave  her  flock 
feeding,  as  soon  as  they  discovered  she  was  gone,  they  all 
began  to  bleat  most  piteously,  and  would  continue  to  do  so 
till  she  returned  ;  they  would  then  testify  their  joy  by  rubbing 
their  sides  against  her  petticoat,  and  frisking  about. 

"  Feckless  F'annie  was  not,  like  most  other  demented  creature?, 
fond  of  fine  dress  ;  on  her  head  she  wore  an  old  slouched  hat,  over 
her  shoulders  an  old  plaid,  and  carried  always  in  her  hand  a 
shepherd's  crook ;  with  any  of  these  articles  she  invariably 
declared  she  would  not  part  for  any  consideration  whatever. 
When  she  was  interrogated  why  she  set  so  much  value  on 
things  seemingly  so  insignificant,  she  would  sometimes  relate 
the  history  of  her  misfortune,  which  was  briefly  as  follows  :— 

" '  I  am  the  only  daughter  of  a  wealthy  squire  in  the  north 
of  England,  but  I  loved  my  father's  shepherd,  and  that  has  been 
my  ruin  ;  for  my  father,  fearing  his  family  would  be  disgraced 
by  such  an  alliance,  in  a  passion  mortally  wounded  my  lover 
with  a  shot  from  a  pistol.  I  arrived  just  in  time  to  receive 
the  last  blessing  of  the  dying  man,  and  to  close  his  eyes  in 
death.  He  bequeathed  me  his  little  all,  but  I  only  accepted 
these  sheep,  to  be  my  sole  companions  through  life,  and  this 
hat,  this  plaid,  and  this  crook,  all  of  which  I  will  carry  until  I 
descend  into  the  grave.' 

"  Through  the  storms  oi  winter,  as  well  as  in  the  milder  season 
of  the  year,  she  continued  her  wandering  course,  nor  could  she 
be  prevented  from  doing  so,  either  by  entreaty  or  promise  of 
reward.  The  late  Dr.  FuUarton  of  Rosemount,  in  the  neighbour- 
liood  of  Ayr,  being  well  acquainted  with  her  father  when  in 
England,  endeavoured,  in  a  severe  season,  by  every  means  in 
his  power,  to  detain  her  at  Rosemount  for  a  few  days  until 
the  weather  should  become  more  mild  ;  but  when  she  found 
herself  rested  a  little,  and  saw  her  sheep  fed,  she  raised  her 
crook,  which  was  the  signal  she  always  gave  for  the  sheep  to 
follow  her,  and  off  they  all  marched  together. 


THE   HEART  OF  MID-LOTHIAN.  575 

"  But  the  hour  of  poor  Fanoie's  dissolution  was  now  at 
(land,  aAd  she  seemed  anxious  to  arrive  at  the  spot  where 
she  was  to  terminate  her  mortal  career.  She  proceeded  to 
Glasg^ow,  and,  while  passing  through  that  city,  a  crowd  of 
I  idle  boys,  attracted  by  her  singxilar  appearance,  together  with 
the  novelty  of  seeing  so  many  sheep  obeying  her  command, 
began  to  tormetit  her  with  their  pranks,  till  she  became  so 
irnlated  that  she  pelted  them  with  bricks  and  stones,  which  they 
returned  in  such  a  manner,  that  she  was  actually  stoned  to 
dca.lh  between  Glasgow  and  Anderston." 

Njte  17. — Death  op  Francis  Goroow. 

y.  This  exploit  seems  to  have  been  one  in  which  Peter  Walker 
'.  prided  himself  not  a  little  ;  but  there  is  reason  to  fear  that 
thai  excellent  person  would  have  higlily  resented  the  attempt 
to  associate  another  with  him,  in  the  slaughter  of  a  King's 
Life-Gunrdsman.  Indeed,  he  would  have  had  the  more  right 
to  be  offended  at  losing  any  share  of  the  glory,  since  the 
party  against  Gordon  was  already  three  to  one,  besides  having 
the  advantage  of  fire-arms.  The  manner  in  which  he 
vindicates  his  claim  to  the  exploit,  without  committing  himself 
by  a  direct  statement  of  it,  is  not  a  little  amusing.  It  is  as 
follows  : — 

"  Mr.  Gordon,  rambling  throw  the  town,  offered  to  abuse  the 
women.  At  night,  they  came  a  mile  farther  to  the  Easter- 
Seat,  to  Robert  Muir's,  he  being  also  under  hiding.  Gordon's 
comrade  and  the  two  servants  went  to  bed,  but  he  could  sleep 
none,  roaring  all  night  for  women.  When  day  came,  he  took 
only  his  sword  in  his  hand,  and  came  to  Moss-platt,  and  some 
new  men  (who  had  been  in  the  fields  all  nighi)  seeing  him,  they 
fled,  and  he  pursued.  James  Wilson,  Thomas  Young,  and 
myself,  having  been  in  a  meeting  all  night,  were  lying  down 
in  the  morning.  We  were  alarmed,  thinking  there  were  many 
more  than  one  ;  he  pursued  hard  and  overtook  us.  Thomas 
Young  said,  'Sir,  what  do  ye  pursue  us  for?'  He  said,  'he 
was  come  to  send  us  to  hell.'  James  Wilson  said,  'that  shall 
not  be,  for  we  will  defend  ourselves.'  He  said,  '  that  either 
he  or  we  should  go  to  it  now.'  He  run  his  sword  furiously 
throw  James  Wilson's  coat.  James  fired  "upon  him,  but  missed 
him.  All  this  time  he  cried,  'Damn  his  soul!'  He  got  a 
shot  in  his  head  out  of  a  pocket  pistol,  rather  fit  for  diverting 
a  boy  than  killing  such  a  furious,  mad,  brisk  man,  which, 
fiotwithstanding,  killed  him  dead.  The  foresaid  WilHam  Caigow 
and  Robert  .\Iuir  came  to  us.  We  searched  him  for  papers, 
and  found  a  long  scroll  of  sufferers'  names,  either  to  kill  or 
take.     I  tore  it  all  in  pieces.     He  had  also  some  Popish  books 


576     NOTES   TO   THE   HEART   OF   MID-LOTHIAN. 

and    bonds    of   money,    with    one    dollar,    which   a   poor   man 
took  off  the  ground  ;  all  which  we  put  in  his  pocket  again." 

Note  1 8. —Tolling  to  Service  in  Scotland. 

In  the  old  days  of  Scotland,  when  persons  of  property  (unless 
they  happened  to  be  non-jurors)  were  as  regular  as  their  in- 
feriors in  attendance  on  parochial  worship,  there  was  a  kind 
of  etiquette,  in  waiting  till  the  patron  or  acknowledged  great 
man  of  the  parish  should  make  his  appearance.  This  ceremonial 
was  so  sacred  in  the  eyes  of  a  parish  beadle  in  the  Isle  of 
Bute,  that  the  kirk  bell  being  out  of  order,  he  is  said  to  have 
mounted  the  steeple  every  Sunday,  to  imitate  with  his  voice 
the  successive  summonses  which  its  mouth  of  metal  used  to 
send  forth.  The  first  part  of  this  imitative  harmony  was 
simply  the  repetition  of  the  words  Bell  bell,  bell  bell,  two  or 
three  times,  in  a  manner  as  much  resembling  the  sound,  as 
throat  of  flesh  could  imitate  throat  of  iron,  Bellum  !  be  I  Hint  t 
was  sounded  forth  in  a  more  urgent  manner ;  but  he  never 
sent  forth  the  third  and  conclusive  peal,  the  varied  tone  of 
which  is  called  in  Scotland  the  ringing-in,  until  the  two 
principal  heritors  of  the  parish  approached,  when  the  chime 
ran  thus  :— 

Bellum  Belldllum, 

Rernera  and  Knockdow's  coming  I 
Bellum  Bellellum, 

Bernera  and  Knockdow's  coming  I 

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