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THE    HISTORY    OF 

HENRY    ESMOND,    Esq. 


Where  the  beautiful  Maid  of  Honour  was  the  light  about  which  a  thousand 
beaux  came  and  fluttered. — Page  386. 


THE    HISTORY   OF 
HENRY    ESMOND,    Esq. 

A  COLONEL  IN  THE  SERVICE  OF  HER 
MAJESTY  QUEEN  ANNE 

WRITTEN  BY  HIMSELF 


"Servetur  ad  imum 
Qiialis  ab  incepto  processerit,  et  sibi  constet. " 


WITH  ILLUSTRATIONS  BY  T.  H.  ROBINSON 


LONDON 

GEORGE  ALLEN,  156,  CHARING  CROSS  ROAD 

1896 

\All  rights  reserved] 


'    ^  LIBRARY 

56  I  di       UNIVERSITY  OF  CAUFOUNU 

^  {  SAiNTA  BARBAHA 


To  the  Right  Honourable 

William  l^ingham^  Lord  aAshburton 

DvCy  'Dear  Lord, 

The  writer  of  a  book  which  copies  the  tnanners 
and  language  of  Queen  ^4niie's  time,  must  not  omit  the 
Dedication  to  the  Tatron ;  and  I  ask  leave  to  inscribe  these 
volumes  to  your  Lordship  for  the  sake  of  the  great  kindness 
and  friendship  luhich  I  owe  to  you  and  yours. 

d^y  volumes  will  reach  you  when  the  Author  is  on  his 
voyage  to  a  country  where  your  name  is  as  well  known  as 
here.  Wherever  I  am,  1  shall  gratefully  regard  you ;  and 
shall  not  be  the  less  ivelcotned  in  ^-Imerica  because  I  am 

Your  obliged  friend  and  servant, 

IV.  M.  THACKERAY. 

London,  October  i8,  1852. 


PAGE 

DEDICATION vii 

LIST  OF   ILLUSTRATIONS xiii 

INTRODUCTION xvii 

PREFACE xxix 


BOOK   I 

The  early  youth  of  Henry  Esmond^  up  to  the  time  of  his 
leaving  Trinity  College^  in  Cambridge 

CHAP. 

I.    AN   ACCOUNT   OF   THE   FAMILY   OF   ESMOND   OF   CASTLEWOOD 

HALL 7 

II.    RELATES     HOW    FRANCIS,     FOURTH     VISCOUNT,     ARRIVES    AT 

CASTLEWOOD 1 3 

III.    WHITHER     IN     THE    TIME    OF    THOMAS,    THIRD    VISCOUNT,    I 

HAD    PRECEDED    HIM,    AS    PAGE   TO    ISABELLA  .  .  22 

ix 


Contents 


69 
79 


no 


CHAP.  FACE 

IV.    I     AM     PLACED     UNDER     A     POPISH     PRIEST,     AND     BRED     TO 

THAT    RELIGION — VISCOUNTESS    CASTLEWOOD             .            .  34 
V.    MY  SUPERIORS    ARE    ENGAGED    IN    PLOTS    FOR   THE  RESTORA- 
TION   OF    KING  JAMES    II 42 

VI.    THE   ISSUE   OF   THE   PLOTS — THE  DEATH  OF  THOMAS,  THIRD 
VISCOUNT    OF    CASTLEWOOD  :    AND    THE   IMPRISONMENT 

OF   HIS    VISCOUNTESS 54 

VII.    I   AM    LEFT   AT    CASTLEWOOD    AN   ORPHAN,    AND    FIND    MOST 

KIND   PROTECTORS   THERE        

VIII.    AFTER  GOOD   FORTUNE  COMES   EVIL       .... 
IX.    I    HAVE  THE   SMALL-POX,    AND   PREPARE  TO   LEAVE  CASTLE 

WOOD 

X.    I    GO   TO   CAMBRIDGE,    AND    DO    BUT    LITTLE   GOOD   THERE 
XI.    I    COME    HOME    FOR    A    HOLIDAY  TO   CASTLEWOOD,  AND    FIND 

A   SKELETON    IN    THE    HOUSE II8 

XII.    MY   LORD   MOHUN   COMES   AMONG   US   FOR   NO   GOOD       .  -132 

XIII.  MY    LORD    LEAVES    US   AND    HIS    EVIL    BEHIND    HIM  .  .        I43 

XIV.  WE    RIDE    AFTER    HIM    TO    LONDON I57 


BOOK    II 

Contains  Mr.  Esino/id's  military  life  and  otJier  matters 
appertaining^  to  the  Esmond  faniily 

I.    I    AM    IN    PRISON,  AND    VISITED,    BUT    NOT   CONSOLED    THERE  1 77 
II.    I    COME    TO    THE    END    OF    MY    CAPTIVITY,    BUT    NOT    OF    MY 

TROUBLE 187 

III.  I    TAKE    THE   QUEEN's    PAY    IN    QUIN'S    REGIMENT  .  .  I97 

IV.  RECAPITULATIONS 2o8 

V.    I   GO   ON    THE    VIGO    BAY    EXPEDITION,   TASTE    SALT    WATER 

AND   SMELL   POWDER 215 

VI.    THE    29TH    DECEMBER 227 

VII.    I    AM    MADE   WELCOME   AT   WALCOTE 235 

VIII.    FAMILY  TALK 246 

IX.    I    MAKE   THE   CAMPAIGN    OF    I704. 254 


Contents 


CHAP. 

X.    AN    OLD    STORY    ABOUT   A    FOOL   AND    A    WOMAN      .  ^        . 

XI.    THE   FAMOUS   MR.   JOSEPH   ADDISON 

XII.    I    GET    A   COMPANY    IN    THE   CAMPAIGN    OF    I706     . 

XIII.  I    MEET   AN    OLD    ACQUAINTANCE     IN     FLANDERS,    AND    FIND 

MY   mother's   grave   AND   MY   OWN   CRADLE   THERE      . 

XIV.  THE   CAMPAIGN   OF    I707,    I708        ...... 

XV.    GENERAL  WEBB   WINS   THE   BATTLE   OF   WYNENDAEL     . 


XI 

PAGE 
264 

287 
316 


BOOK    III 

Containi7ig  the  end  of  Mr.  Esmoid's  ach'entures 
in  Etigland 


I.  I    COME   TO   AN    END   OF    MY    BATTLES    AND    BRUISES 

II.  I    GO    HOME,    AND    HARP   ON    THE   OLD   STRING 

III.  A   PAPER  OUT  OF  THE    "SPECTATOR"  .... 

IV.  BEATRIX'S   NEW   SUITOR  ...  .  . 
V.  MOHUN   APPEARS    FOR    THE    LAST   TIME    IN    THIS    HISTORY 

VI.  POOR   BEATRIX 

VII.  I    VISIT   CASTLEWOOD   ONCE    MORE  .... 

VIII.  I    TRAVEL    TO    FRANCE,    AND     BRING     HOME    A    PORTRAIT   OF 

RIGAUD 

IX.  THE   ORIGINAL   OF   THE    PORTRAIT   COMES   TO   ENGLAND 

X.  WE    ENTERTAIN    A    VERY    DISTINGUISHED    GUEST    AT    KEN 

SINGTON 

XI.  OUR   GUEST   QUITS   US   AS   NOT   BEING    HOSPITABLE   ENOUGH 

XII.  A   GREAT   SCHEME,    AND    WHO    BAULKED    IT   . 

XIII.  AUGUST    1ST,    1 714 


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360 

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395 
406 
421 
429 

441 
452 

467 
482 

493 
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Where  the  beautiful  Maid  of  Honour  was  the  light  about  which  a 

thousand  beaux  came  and  fluttered    ....  Fro7itispiece 

PAGE 

Heading  to  Contents       .........        ix 

Heading  to  List  of  Illustrations        .......      xiii 

Heading  to  Introduction  ........     xvii 

Heading  to  Preface  .........    xxix 

My  Lady  ^^iscountess  lighted  upon  him  ...  in  the  book-room        .         7 
As  the  boy  was  yet  in  this  attitude  of  humilit\-  ....         9 

A  hanger-on  of  ordinaries         .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .13 

While  his  nephew  slunk  by      ........        18 

Where  he  always  used  to  preach  and  sing  hymns      ....       22 

Or  on  public  days  introducing  her  company  to  her   .         .         .         -31 
The  next  moment  the  brute's  heels  were  in  the  air  .         .         .         .34 

I  have  often  seen  the  poor  wretch  come  out  with  red  eyes         .         .       37 
The  Conspiracy       ..........       42 

Which  he  tore  out  indignantly  .......       47 

With  the  exception  of  this  good-natured  Corporal  Steele  ...       54 
Lord  Castlewood's  stories  rose  by  degrees         .....       69 

He  had  consolations  in  the  country  .         .         .         .         .         -7' 


xiv  List  of  Illustrations 

Her  cruel  words  smote  the  poor  boy         .... 

Nancy  Sievewright  ....... 

The  happiest  hours  of  young  Esmond's  life 

Doctor  Tusher         ........ 

And  Harry  remembered  all  his  life  after  how  he  saw  his  mistress  at 

the  window      ........ 

She  received  the  young  man  with  even  more  favour  than  she  showed 

to  the  elder       ......... 

And,  with  a  sort  of  groan,  rose  up,  and  went  out 

After  dinner  they  played  bowls        ...... 

Beatrix  ........... 

"  By  G — ,  my  lord,  you  shall  !"      . 

And  so  my  lord  was  carried  to  a  surgeon  .... 

.Some  things  he  said  concerned   Harry  Esmond  as  much  as  thej 

astonished  him  ........ 

But  the  Lady  Castlewood  went  back  from  him 

Here  the  fair  Beatrix  entered  from  the  river     .... 

"  For  who  would  not  speak  well  in  such  a  cause  ?" . 

My  Lady  Viscountess      ........ 

Tale-bearers  from  St.  Germains       ...... 

Father  Holt 

The  only  blood  which  Mr.  Esmond  drew  in  this  shameful  campaign 
She  gave  him  her  hand    ........ 

Calling  his  dogs  about  him       ....... 

"The  Duchess  found  him  on  his  knees  to  Mistress  'Trix" 

Miss  Beatrix  had  brought  out  a  new  gown  for  that  day's  dinner 

"  And  young  Sir  Wilmot  Crawley,  of  Queen's  Crawley,  and  Anthony 

Henley,  of  Alresford,  were  at  swords  drawn  aliout  her  " 
Rushing  up  to  the  very  guns  of  the  enemy 
"  Gloriana  at  the  Harpsich(jrd  "       ..... 
And  be  ready  to  hand  her  to  her  chair  if  she  deigned  to  accept  of  hi 

services    ......... 

Dick,  after  reading  of  the  verses,  was  fain  to  go  oft  . 

There  sat  my  young  lord,  having  taken  off  his  cuirass 

Esmond  came  to  this  spot  in  one  sunny  evening  of  spring 

"  How  in  half-an-hour's  time,  and  before  a  bottle  was  drunk,  he  had 

completely  succeeded  in  biting  poor  Pastnureau  " 
Lieutenant-General  Webl)        .  .  .    '      . 


List  of  Illustrations 


"  Permit  me  to  hand  it  to  your  Grace  "    . 

"  Kneel  down,"  says  she  :  "we  dub  you  our  knight  with  this  " 

And  was  down  to  piquet  with  her  c^entlewoman  l^efore  he  had  well 

quitted  the  room       ........ 

Here,  as  he  lay  nursing  himself,  ul^iquitous  Mr.  Holtz  reappeared 
A  joint  composition  from  himself  and  his  wife,  who  could  spell  no 

better  than  her  young  scapegrace  of  a  husband  . 
"  Your  constant  reader,  Cymon  Wyldoats  "      .... 
Rushing  to  the  looking-glass  and  examining  the  effect  they  produced 
He  .  .  .  who  had  injured  him  and  kept  him  dangling  in  his  ante 

chamber  .......... 

"  Who  the  devil  are  ye,  sir  ? "'  cries  the  Doctor  ... 

"  Vanity  !  "  says  she  haughtily.      "  What  is  vanity  in  you,  sir,  is  pro 

priety  in  mc  "  . 
The  street-criers  were  already  out  with  their  l^roadsides    . 
Years  ago,  on  that  very  bed,  she  had  blessed  him  and  called  him  her 

knight      .......... 

Beatrix  came  out  to  them  just  as  their  talk  was  over 

The  Vicar  of  Castlewood  vowed  he  could  not  see  any  resemblance  in 

the  piece .......... 

The  Prince  seized  hold  of  the  glass  and  drank  the  last  drop  of  it 
And  preparing  paste  and  turning  rolling-pins  in  the  housekeeper': 

closet       .......... 

She  swept  out  of  the  room  with  the  air  of  an  empress 

"Has  your  lordship  anything  to  say?"  says  the  Prince,  turning  to 

Frank  Castlewood    ........ 

The  two  worthies  .  .  .  were  .scared  by  seeing  Colonel  Esmond  gallop 

by  them   .......... 

The  night  before  that  he  had  passed  in  his  boots  at  the  Crown  at 

Hounslow         ......... 

The  whole  assembly  o!  officers  seemed  to  swim  away  before  Esmond' 

eyes  as  he  read  the  paper  ...... 

The  talk  was  scarce  over  when  Beatrix  entered  the  room  . 


SMOND  is  the  very 
Thackeray,  Thackeray 
as  he  would  have  Hked 
always  to  be,  if  he  had  not  been  obliged  to  grin  through  a 
collar  at  the  British  pubhc  in  order  to  make  the  domestic  pot 
boil.  It  concentrates  his  love  for  the  eighteenth  century; 
it  gives  that  curious  amalgam  of  "detachment"  and  senti- 
ment which  makes  up  his  Weltanschauung.  It  combines  the 
two  attitudes  of  modern  man  and  country  gentleman,  which 
make  Thackeray  such  a  characteristic  product  of  the  period  in 
our  history  when  the  hegemony  was  passing  from  the  one  to 
the  other.  Above  all,  it  gives  in  places  perfect  specimens  of 
Thackeray's  style — that  style  that  made  the  man. 

Thackeray  in  his  own  day  was  regarded  on  the  one  hand, 
and  most  frequently,  as  an  ironical  cynic;  on  the  other,  and 
mainly  by  Charlotte  Bronte,  as  a  great  moral  teacher.  It  is 
difficult  to  understand  either  opinion.  Cynic  !  Why,  if  there 
ever  was  a  man  who  was  steeped  in  sentiment,  and  at  times 

xvii  ^ 


xviii  Introduction 

even  in  sentimentality,  it  was  Thackeray  ;  and  as  for  his  moral 
teaching,  it  was  manly  enough,  or  rather,  gentlemanly  enough, 
but  it  never  glows — it  never  climbs  the  heights.  He  himself 
owned  that  there  was  a  bit  of  snobbery  in  his  crusade  against 
snobs.  Alone  of  almost  all  that  he  did,  Esmond  shows  no 
trace  of  this  failing ;  it  is  written  in  the  grand  manner,  almost 
without  faltering  from  beginning  to  end.  Its  genre  is  of  the 
historic  novel,  but  it  is  not  altogether  like  the  historic  novel 
of  any  one  else.  It  is  not  romantic ;  nor,  for  all  its  adven- 
tures, is  it  entirely  a  novel  of  adventure.  It  is  in  some  ways 
realistic  ;  yet  it  is  wanting  in  one  of  the  main  characteristics 
of  the  realistic  novel — absence  of  comment  on  what  is  going 
on.  Colonel  Esmond,  in  writing  out  his  memories  of  his  life 
before  he  left  England,  has  a  way  of  dropping  into  ironic 
comment  very  similar  to  that  in  which  Arthur  Pendennis 
has  his  say  on  what  is  passing  about  him  in  his  life  in 
London. 

It  is,  therefore,  Thackeray  as  Chorus,  speaking  through 
a  Queen  Anne  mask,  that  makes  Esmond  sui  generis.  Even 
when  Colonel  Esmond  is  not  talking  by  way  of  comment, 
he  often  introduces  long  speeches  which  are  nothing  else 
than  Thackerayan.  These  he  puts  in  the  mouth  of  his  hero, 
or  of  Lady  Castlewood,  or  even  at  times  allows  to  issue  from 
the  ruby  lips  of  Beatrix  herself.  This  is  undramatic,  to  say 
the  least,  and  a  person  taking  up  the  book  and  coming  across 
one  of  these  passages  would  despair  of  finding  any  action  in 
its  pages.  But  he  would  be  mistaken.  Nowhere  else  in 
Thackeray  is  there  so  much  bustle  of  real  life.  An  artist 
can  have  no  difficulty  in  finding  subjects  for  his  pencil. 
Thomas,  third  Viscount  Castlewood,  defending  his  Jezebel 
of  a  wife  from  the  insults  of  the  mob ;  the  search  for  treason- 
able papers  in  the  said  Jezebel's  bedroom ;  the  three  duels 
with  Mohun,  and  the  final  crossing  of  swords  with  the  elder 
Pretender ;  General  AV' ebb  and  the  Uuke  of  Marlborough 
at   the    Lille    dinner, — any   and  all  of  these  have  as  much 


Introduction  xix 

movement  in  them  as  Dumas  at  his  best.*  Yet  these  are 
interspersed  with  passages  which  help  the  action  on  not  at 
all.  The  chapter  on  the  Wits  (the  fifth  of  the  Third  Book) 
is  quite  a  hors  (Tceuvre,  and  yet  what  a  kitcat  of  Swift  it  gives ! 
That  chapter  has  wandered  away  from  the  Lectures  on  the 
English  Humourists  (delivered  in  185 1,  the  year  before  Esmond 
was  published),  and  is  only  fitted  into  the  frame  of  Esmond 
by  the  announcement  of  Hamilton's  death,  dragged  in  at  the 
end.  So,  too,  the  Addison  bits.  Full  of  truth  and  life  as 
they  are,  they  have  absolutely  nothing  to  do  with  the  evolu- 
tion of  Henry  Esmond's  career,  yet  they  help  to  produce 
the  atmosphere  which  is  as  necessary  a  part  ^  a  historic 
novel  as  the  fighting  or  the  intrigue.  The  same  defence  can 
scarcely  be  given  for  the  military  details  of  Marlborough's 
campaigns,  for  these  have  even  still  less  to  do  with  the  plot 
of  the  story,  and — fatal  defect — are  dull  in  themselves.  Only 
one  scene  out  of  these  stands  out  and  really  has  vital  connec- 
tion with  the  plot,  and  that  is  the  rencontre  with  the  Pretender 
at  the  banks  of  the  Canihe. 

Truth  to  tell,  there  is  no  plot  in  Esmond  till  we  reach  the 
Third  Book,  to  which  the  two  preceding  ones  are  merely  pro- 
legomena. That  is  your  difficulty  with  the  autobiographic 
novel :  in  form  it  is  biography,  and  hence  you  have  to  deal 
with  periods  of  life  which  have  little  bearing  upon  the  central 
plot  —  if  there  is  to  be  one.  Thackeray  is  perhaps  more 
ingenious  than  usual  in  securing  a  separate  interest  for  the 
earlier  stages  of  Esmond's  career.  The  first  two  books,  so 
far  as  they  have  a  common  interest,  deal  with  the  mystery  of 
Esmond's  birth,  and  so  in  some  sort  prepare  the  way  for  the 
prominent  position  he  takes  in  the  intrigues  of  Book  III. ;  but 
in  themselves  they  are  little  more  than  a  set  of  disconnected 

*  It  is  perhaps  worth  while  remarking  that  Mr.  Robinson,  when  de- 
picting these  and  other  scenes  in  the  present  edition,  has  endeavoured  to 
reproduce  the  actual  features  of  Webb  and  Marlborough,  and  the  other 
historic  personages,  wherever  they  occur. 


XX  Introduction 

episodes,  the  only  artistic  purpose  of  which  is  to  bring  out  the 
characters  of  the  hero,  of  the  woman  who  loved  him,  and  of 
the  woman  he  loved. 

Here  we  have  indeed  the  crux  of  the  book.  It  is  part  of 
the  novelist's  stock-in-trade  to  place  his  hero  in  this  position 
of  unstable  equilibrium,  but  among  English  novels,  so  far  as 
I  can  recollect,  only  Estnond  makes  the  two  women  between 
whom  the  hero  hesitates  mother  and  daughter.  To  some 
there  is  something  repulsive  and  unnatural  in  the  rivalry ;  but 
perhaps  the  real  cause  of  objection  is  not  so  much  in  the  rela- 
tionship of  the  two  heroines  (if  we  may  call  them  so),  as  in  the 
disparity  of  age  between  Esmond  and  Lady  Castlewood.  True, 
Esmond  is  older  than  his  age ;  and  his  lady,  from  her  country 
breeding  and  tender  purity,  is  younger  than  hers.  If  the  scene 
had  been  placed  in  the  present  day,  there  would  not  have  been 
so  much  incongruity  in  recording  a  match,  which,  after  all,  is 
by  no  means  infrequent  in  daily  experience ;  but  it  ill  accords 
with  our  notions  of  the  historic  novel,  which,  for  one  reason  or 
another,  we  require  to  be  romantic  in  tone.  We  cannot,  how- 
ever much  we  try,  associate  any  romance  with  such  a  union  ; 
but  Es/nond  alone,  of  all  historic  novels,  does  not  claim  to  be 
romantic.  It  is  perhaps  unfair  to  deny  Thackeray  the  right  of 
choosing  his  tone. 

It  is  perhaps  in  the  character  of  Esmond  himself  that  the 
chief  fault  lies.  "  Esmond  is  a  bit  of  a  prig,"  said  Thackeray 
to  Anthony  TroUope,  and  Beatrix  says  something  like  it  in 
the  book  itself.  We  want  our  heroes  in  novels  to  be  bright 
and  brave,  but  we  do  not  want  them  faultless.  Esmond  is 
brave,  but  he  is  Don  Dismallo,  and  he  is  dangerously  near 
being  faultless.  One  is  tempted  to  like  young  Frank  Castle- 
wood better  than  Esmond  ;  and  it  is  certainly  unnatural,  and 
not  too  artistic,  to  make  Esmond  so  uniformly  superior  to 
his  company.  Whatever  society  he  is  in,  he  seizes  and 
exposes  its  weaknesses  and  failings.  To  a  certain  extent 
this  is  justified  by  the  fact  that  it  is  Colonel  Esmond  in  his 


Introduction  xxi 

old  age  writing  of  the  times  of  his  youth,  but  still  more  is  it 
due  to  the  choice  of  the  autobiographic  form  for  the  historic 
novel  in  this  instance.  When  he  drops  into  "  I's "  and 
"  me's  "  Thackeray  could  not  help  putting  his  own  comments 
into  the  mouth  of  Henry  Esmond,  who  is  thereby  made  to 
view  life  with  the  "  detachment "  of  the  professional  novelist. 
He  tries  to  avoid  it  by  a  somewhat  curious  procedure.  He 
is  perpetually  confounding  the  persons  in  his  narrative  between 
the  first  and  the  third  when  he  is  speaking  of  Esmond. 
While  at  times  be  says  "the  Colonel"  said  this,  or  "Mr. 
Esmond"  did  that,  the  titles  of  his  chapters  run,  "I  am  in 
prison,"  and  very  often  the  first  person  is  used  in  comments. 
A  curious  instance  of  this  confusion  occurs  in  perhaps  the 
best-known  passage  of  the  book — the  visit  of  Esmond  to 
his  mother's  grave.  It  commences,  "Esmond  came  to  this 
spot  in  one  sunny  evening  of  spring,"  and  finishes,  "  I  felt 
as  one  who  had  been  walking  below  the  sea,  and  treading 
amidst  the  bones  of  shipwrecks."  In  this  particular  instance 
the  change  is  by  no  means  inartistic,  for  the  statement  of 
fact  is  put  in  the  third  person,  the  expression  of  feeling  in 
the  first.  But  in  the  rest  of  the  book  it  indicates  a  vacillat- 
ing attitude  of  the  author  towards  his  hero,  which  is  not 
without  its  effects  on  the  impression  he  makes  upon  us.  In 
particular,  the  wit  combats  between  Beatrix  and  Esmond,  and 
the  passages  of  tenderness  between  her  mother  and  him,  lose 
much  of  their  convincing  character  by  the  adoption  of  the 
third  person  for  the  conversations,  with  the  interpolation  of 
the  first  person  for  the  comments. 

Beatrix  is  undoubtedly  a  good  foil  for  Esmond.  No  one 
can  accuse  her  of  being  faultless,  no  one  is  less  of  a  prig  than 
she.  It  is  curious  how  definite  an  impression  her  character 
makes  on  one,  considering  the  few  appearances  she  makes 
in  the  story ;  but  she  is  drawn  in  bold  outline  from  the  first, 
and  from  the  day  she  sets  her  father  and  Lord  Mohun  by 
the  ears  she  plays  consistently  the  part  of  Eris.     Of  the  two 


xxii  Introduction 

alternatives,  "  Ye  cannot  serve  God  and  Mammon,"  she  early 
makes  her  choice  and  sticks  to  it.  There  is  something  of 
tragic  intensity  in  the  pitiless  way  in  which  Thackeray  draws 
her  relentless  ambition.  Yet  with  it  all  she  charms,  for  she 
is  a  woman.  She  could  kindle  at  a  heroism,  as  when  she 
is  told  of  Esmond's  great  renunciation  before  the  Duke  of 
Hamilton.  She  offers  Esmond  her  cheek,  though  she  knew 
it  would  make  the  Duke  furious ;  but  probably  she  knew 
her  power  over  him — the  witch  ! — and  so  we  cannot  put  this 
womanly  touch  down  to  any  faltering  in  her  purpose.  There 
can  be  no  doubt  that  such  a  Beatrix  might  have  grown  old  as 
the  Baroness  Bernstein. 

I  am  not  sure  that  Lady  Castlewood  is  not  a  greater 
achievement  in  character-drawing  than  Beatrix  herself  We 
are  too  apt,  perhaps,  to  judge  of  the  success  of  a  character  in  a 
novel  by  the  simple  test  of  whether  we  should  like  the  person 
described  or  not.  That  would  place  the  drawing  of  fools  or 
villains  at  a  discount,  and  where  should  we  be  without  fools 
or  villains  ?  It  does  not  follow,  because  any  one  would  like 
Beatrix  better  than  her  mother,  that  the  drawing  of  the  latter 
is  not  a  greater  triumph  of  artistic  skill.  It  was,  at  any  rate, 
a  more  difficult  character  to  draw,  because  more  complex. 
She  is  to  be  described  as  wife,  as  mother,  as  widow,  and  as 
lover — mistress  we  can  scarcely  call  her,  for  almost  to  the  last 
page  Beatrix  holds  that  position.  The  explanation,  perhaps,  is 
that  Beatrix  is  a  man's  woman,  while  Lady  Castlewood  is  a 
woman's  woman.  Now,  for  the  post  of  heroine  we  obviously 
want  the  former  kind  of  woman  rather  than  the  latter ;  hence 
Lady  Castlewood,  though  really  much  more  elaborately  drawn 
than  her  daughter,  holds  throughout  the  book  a  subordinate 
position.  Yet  with  what  fine  touches  is  her  character  built 
up !  In  her  way  she  is  the  first  New  Woman  in  English 
fiction.  By  what  natural  gradations  does  she  become  aware 
of  her  superiority  to  her  lout  of  a  husband  !  She  is  just  the 
sort  of  woman  to  love  a  prig,  and  the  growth  of  her  affection 


Introduction  xxiii 

for  Esmond  is  most  subtly  and  naturally  indicated.  We  could 
have  wished,  perhaps^  that  she  had  not  confessed  it  so  openly 
on  that  Silvester-night,  but  in  this  absence  of  the  higher  reti- 
cences she  is  perhaps  still  more  markedly  a  prefigurement  of 
the  New  Woman.  Then  the  hectic  play  of  jealousy  is  admi- 
rably described,  and  the  theme  of  matre  pulcra  filia  pulcrior 
is  played  out  in  all  its  variations  without  our  ever  losing  our  re- 
spect. She  doubles  the  role  of  admiring  mother  and  jealous 
rival  with  consistent  fidelity  to  each  character.  She  is  indeed 
a  triumph  of  Thackeray's  art. 

Esmond  and  the  two  ladies  fill  the  stage  throughout,  but 
many  of  the  minor  characters  are  drawn  with  equal  firmness, 
and  often  strut  the  stage  with  convincing  life.  Father  Holt, 
in  particular,  strikes  one  as  an  etching  from  life.  He  is 
drawn,  perhaps,  with  a  touch  of  malice,  and  reminds  us  that 
his  portrait  was  painted  at  the  time  when  England  was  in  an 
uproar  about  Papal  Aggression.  He  goes  to  and  fro  upon  the 
earth  with  his  semi-omniscience,  and  never  devours  any  one. 
He  is  what  Jews  call  a  Shlemihl,  one  who  never  succeeds  in 
what  he  attempts,  yet  it  is  not  his  own  fault.  So,  too,  Steele 
is  brought  upon  the  stage  as  large  as  life,  and  quite  as  natural, 
but  even  a  feebler  pen  than  Thackeray's  would  have  made 
something  amusing  out  of  Sir  Richard's  foibles.  It  was 
natural,  too,  that  Swift  and  Atterbury  and  Sl  John  should  be 
put  in  with  firm  touches,  for  Thackeray  had  lived  with  them 
all  his  life,  and  had  just  been  doing  injustice  to  them  in  his 
English  Humourists. 

But  the  chief  success  in  portraiture  among  the  minor  char- 
acters— if  we  may  call  him  one — is  the  three-quarter-length  of 
the  elder  Pretender.  His  was  a  character  after  Thackeray's 
own  heart.  There  was  a  touch  of  the  Republican  in  the  author 
of  Vanity  Fair  ;  he  was  never  so  well  pleased  as  when  he  could 
draw  Louis  the  Fourteenth  without  his  wig,  or  Queen  Anne 
blowzed  at  her  stag-hunting.  The  Stuarts  were  a  race  of 
Shlemihls.    Except  the  Merry  Monarch,  they  always  succeeded 


xxiv  Introduction 

in  failing  in  what  they  undertook.  The  Divine  Right  of  Kings 
to  govern  wrongly  never  received  a  more  convincing  Nemesis, 
and  of  all  the  Stuarts  James  the  Third  appears  to  have  been 
the  most  despicable.  He  was  exactly  one  of  Daudet's  Rois  e?i 
Exile.  One  need  not  so  much  object  to  his  harem,  for  the 
first  two  Georges  could  not  claim  any  superiority  oyer  him  in 
that  regard ;  but  his  tippling  and  his  treachery,  his  want  of 
dignity  and  lack  of  character,  were  enough  to  have  ruined  the 
most  righteous  of  causes.  One  does  not  know  if  Thackeray 
had  any  warrant  in  making  him  so  personally  attractive  as  the 
Chevalier  de  St.  George  certainly  appears  in  Esmond.  He 
has  certainly  succeeded  in  giving  him  just  those  qualities  which 
would  attract  the  fidelity  of  his  followers,  and  ruin  their  best- 
laid  schemes  for  his  restoration.  Beatrix  and  he  are  well 
matched. 

I  have  spoken  above  of  the  fidelity  with  which  the  wits  of 
the  period  are  portrayed  in  Thackeray's  pages.  He  had  just 
been  studying  them  for  his  Lectures,  but  besides  this  it  is  clear 
from  his  style  that  he  had  been  studying  them  all  his  life.  He 
was,  in  a  way,  a  Queen  Anne  man  writing  under  Victoria.  His 
style,  even  outside  his  historic  romances,  has  all  the  best 
qualities  of  the  Queen  Anne  period — perfect  ease  and  lucidity, 
a  sure  balance  between  the  Saxon  and  Latin  elements,  together 
with  a  not  too  obtrusive  reminiscence  of  the  classic  studies  of 
boyhood.*  All  this  we  find  in  Addison,  and  Steele,  and  Swift, 
and  we  find  it  again  in  Thackeray.  He  shared  even  in  what 
they  lacked,  if  one  can  manage  to  do  that.  The  imaginative 
qualities  of  his  style  are  poor,  the  epithets  are  conventional, 
and  the  rhythm  thin.  But  notwithstanding  this,  after  the 
ponderosities  of  the  Johnsonian  school  men  hailed  Thackeray's 
style  as  a  model  of  perspicuity  and  grace. 

But  when  Thackeray's  admirers  go  further  and  indulge  in 

*  The  first  edition  of  Esmond  even  adopted  tlie  long  s's  of  the  Queen 
Anne  printers.  These  have  been  omitted  in  the  present  reprint,  which  in 
all  else  follow  that  edition. 


Introduction  xxv 

raptures  on  the  historic  suitableness  of  the  style  for  a  romance 
dealing  with  the  Queen  Anne  period,  they  seem  somewhat  to 
overstate  their  case.  Though  modelled  on  the  Queen  Anne 
style,  it  is  far  too  correct  for  an  imitation.  There  was  a  touch 
of  the  sloven  about  their  style ;  their  sentences  often  do  not 
parse,  and  clear  as  their  meaning  is  they  often  defy  analysis  in 
the  technical  sense  of  the  word.  Thackeray  was  too  much  of 
a  scholar  in  English  to  follow  them  in  this  characteristic  of 
their  style,  and  hence  his  imitation,  by  being  in  a  sense  better 
than  the  original,  fails  to  be  an  imitation.  The  following 
sentence  in  the  first  chapter  of  Book  III.  is  almost  the  only 
one  that  fails  to  analyse,  and  thereby  approaches  the  laxity 
of  the  Queen  Anne  period  :  "And  one  fine  day  of  June  riding 
thither  with  the  officer  who  visited  the  outposts  (Colonel 
Esmond  was  taking  an  airing  on  horseback,  being  too  weak 
for  military  duty),  they  came  to  this  river,  where  a  number 
of  English  and  Scots  were  assembled,  talking  to  the  good- 
natured  enemy  on  the  other  side."  The  subject  of  the 
preceding  sentence  is  "the  sentries  of  the  two  armies,"  and 
cannot  therefore  be  referred  to  by  the  mysterious  "they"  of 
this  sentence. 

Thackeray  himself  rebukes  his  admirers  in  this  regard  by 
offering  them  a  specimen  of  what  he  could  do  when  he  was  of 
set  purpose  imitating  the  Queen  Anne  writers.  In  his  pseudo- 
Spectator  he  writes  out  a  fair  copy  in  this  style,  and  one  can  see 
that  it  is  of  a  different  tenor  to  the  rest  of  the  work.  It  has 
its  inaccuracies  ("showing  a  very  fine  taste  both  in  the  tailor 
and  wearer ") ;  yet  even  here  his  hand  falters  for  a  moment, 
and  when  he  would  prophesy  of  the  Baroness  Bernstein 
he  drops  into  the  rhythm  and  phraseology  of  his  own 
century :  "  'Tis  admiration  such  women  want,  not  love 
that  touches  them ;  and  I  can  conceive,  in  her  old  age, 
no  more  wretched  creature  than  this  lady  will  be,  when  her 
beauty  hath  deserted  her,  when  her  admirers  have  left  her, 
and  she  hath  neither  friendship  nor  religion  to  console  her." 


xxvi  Introduction 

Had  Thackeray  The  Virginians  in  mind  when  he  wrote 
Esfiio?id?  The  sentence  just  quoted  would  seem  to  indi- 
cate his  intention  to  draw  Beatrix  in  her  old  age.  It  was  a 
favourite  theme  of  his — the  once  wit  and  beauty,  now  old  and 
rich,  as  witness  Miss  Crawley,  Lady  Kew,  and  the  Baroness 
Bernstein.  But  this  is  the  only  time  that  he  went  back 
and  showed  the  character  in  the  making.  The  three  books, 
Esmond,  The  Virginians,  and  Pendennis,  give  us  a  sort  of 
family  history  of  the  Esmond- Warringtons.  (I  suppose  the 
George  Warrington  of  Fendennis  is  supposed  to  be  the 
grandson  of  the  George  of  The  Virginians.)  It  is  indeed 
an  ingenious  way  of  writing  a  family  history,  which  shall, 
technically,  form  a  page  out  of  the  social  history  of  Eng- 
land. A  German  historian,  Dahn,  has  done  the  thing  on 
an  even  larger  scale,  and  written,  in  an  innumerable  series  of 
volumes,  the  history  of  a  German  family,  from  the  time  when 
wild  in  wood  they  ran  about  as  savages,  up  to  (if  I  remember 
rightly)  the  War  of  Liberation  in  1811.  But  Thackeray  knew 
his  limitations  as  well  as  his  powers,  and  was  wise  in  keeping 
himself  to  the  times  he  knew  thoroughly.  He  has,  at  any 
rate,  almost  entirely  avoided  the  great  pitfall  of  the  historical 
novelist,  anachronism.  I  have  only  noticed  a  single  one  of 
these  in  the  whole  book.  Beatrix,  in  17 14,  could  not  have 
understood  Esmond's  reference  to  the  Glawrie  of  Peter 
Wilkins  which  appeared  in  1750.  Yet  even  this  inaccuracy 
might  conceivably  be  due  to  a  lapse  of  Colonel  Esmond's 
memory,  writing  somewhere  in  the  Fifties.  So  too,  according 
to  one  passage,  "  Mr.  Esmond's  commission  was  scarce  three 
years  old  when  the  accident  befell  King  William,"  yet  in  the 
amusing  Anglo-French  letter  which  the  Jezebel  of  a  vis- 
countess writes  to  Esmond  while  in  prison,  there  is  a  reference 
to  "la  reine  Anne."  Again,  Mohun  is  made  to  marry  both 
before  and  after  Castlewood's  death.  But  these  slight  dis- 
crepancies, which  are  the  only  ones  I  have  noticed,  might  be 
put  down  to  lapses  of  memory  on  the  part  of  Colonel  Esmond, 


Introduction  xxvii 

instead  of  failure  to  make  the  "flats  join"  on  the  part  of 
Thackeray.* 

But  in  reality  the  book  is  one  huge  anachronism  of  tone 
and  sentiment,  if  not  of  statement  of  fact.  A  man  can  no 
more  get  out  of  his  century  than  he  can  get  out  of  his  skin. 
The  sceptical  and  "  detached  "  tone  in  which  Colonel  Esmond 
reviews  the  events  of  his  early  life  would  have  been  impossible 
for  any  one  writing  in  the  middle  of  the  eighteenth  century.  The 
Age  of  Reason  may  have  had  different  ideals  from  those  of  the 
former  centuries,  but  it  believed  in  its  own,  however  thin  and 
unsubstantial  they  may  have  been.  It  was  only  in  the  middle 
of  this  century  that  men  began  to  doubt  of  all  ideals,  and  so  the 
hesitancies  and  dubieties  of  Colonel  Esmond  about  religious 
and  political  ideals  represent  fairly  enough  perhaps  Thackeray's 
own  attitude  towards  the  deeper  problems,  but  they  would  not 
have  been  possible  for  a  Colonel  Esmond  of  the  early  part  of 
the  eighteenth  century. 

It  is  this  incongruity  between  the  spirit  of  the  age  in  which 
he  writes  and  the  spirit  of  the  one  of  which  he  writes  that 
perhaps  is  the  principal  and  all-pervading  blemish  of  Esmond. 
After  all,  Thackeray  was  writing  of  an  age  when  men  still  wore 
swords  at  their  sides.  Burke  had  not  yet  had  occasion  to  sign 
the  dirge  of  the  age  of  chivalry,  yet  Thackeray  wrote  of  this 
period  in  the  spirit  of  the  age  when  Manchester  ruled  supreme 
in  England — of  what  we  may  call  "  the  coal-scuttle-bonnet 
period."  There  is  something  borne  and  bourgeois  in  Thackeray's 
attitude  towards  both  the  present  and  the  past.  He  is  the 
London  cit  judging  of  the  world's  affairs.  He  never  kindles, 
though  he  sometimes  gushes.  It  is  all  this  that  has  repelled 
Mr.  Henley,  who  judges  Thackeray  perhaps  too  harshly  on 
that  account.  But  Mr.  Henley,  for  so  manly  a  man,  often 
takes  very  womanly  prejudices,  and  Thackeray's  attitude  was 

*  The  fact  that  there  was  a  Duchess  of  Hamilton  living  at  the  time  of 
the  Duke's  death  stands  on  a  different  footing.  Tliat  is  a  legitimate 
author's  license. 


xxviii  Introduction 

perfectly  justified  when  he  dealt  with  his  contemporaries  at  a 
period  which  was  pre-eminently  bourgeois.  He  was  one  of  the 
products  of  the  Reform  Bill  of  1832,  but  the  England  of  his 
time  was  also  one  of  its  products,  and  so  he  has  full  right  to 
speak  for  it. 

Esmond  is  a  proof  that  Thackeray  was  aware  of  his  own 
limitations  and  of  those  of  his  age.  The  very  stir  and  bustle 
of  the  events  he  narrates  rouse  him  at  times  out  of  his  middle- 
class  attitude.  He  fully  rises  to  the  occasion  in  the  scene  in 
which  Esmond's  true  position  is  explained  to  the  Duke  of 
Hamilton.  The  crossing  of  swords  of  Esmond  and  the  Pre- 
tender is  also  dealt  with  in  a  manner  worthy  of  his  theme, 
though  here  the  Thackeray  of  The  Newco7nes  has  his  say, 
and  the  Pretender  finishes  the  scene  with  a  touch  w^orthy  of 
Florae. 

But  with  all  its  inadequacies  of  handling  and  incongruity 
of  tone,  Esmond  remains  one  of  the  masterpieces  of  English 
fiction.  Most  of  its  characters  live,  most  of  its  incidents  stand 
out  clearly  in  the  memory.  Of  how  many  English  novels  can 
one  say  the  same  ? 

JOSEPH  JACOBS. 


THE   ESMONDS   OF    VIRGINIA 


THE  estate  of  Castlewood,  in  Virginia,  which  was  given  to 
our  ancestors  by  King  Charles  the  First,  as  some  return 
for  the  sacrifices  made  in  His  Majesty's  cause  by  the 
Esmond  family,  lies  in  Westmoreland  county,  between  the 
rivers  Potomac  and  Rappahannoc,  and  was  once  as  great  as 
an  English  Principality,  though  in  the  early  times  its  revenues 
were  but  small.  Indeed  for  near  eighty  years  after  our  fore- 
fathers possessed  them,  our  plantations  were  in  the  hands  of 
factors,  who  enriched  themselves  one  after  another,  though  a 
few  scores  of  hogsheads  of  tobacco  were  all  the  produce,  that. 


XXX  Preface 

for  long  after  the  Restoration,  our  family  received  from  their 
Virginian  estates. 

My  dear  and  honoured  father,  Colonel  Henry  Esmond, 
whose  history,  written  by  himself,  is  contained  in  the  accom- 
panying volumes,  came  to  Virginia  in  the  year  1718,  built  his 
house  of  Castlewood,  and  here  permanently  settled.  After  a 
long  stormy  life  in  England,  he  passed  the  remainder  of  his 
many  years  in  peace  and  honour  in  this  country ;  how  beloved 
and  respected  by  all  his  fellow-citizens,  how  inexpressibly 
dear  to  his  family,  I  need  not  say.  His  whole  life  was  a 
benefit  to  all  who  were  connected  with  him.  He  gave  the 
best  example,  the  best  advice,  the  most  bounteous  hospitality 
to  his  friends ;  the  tenderest  care  to  his  dependants ;  and  be- 
stowed on  those  of  his  immediate  family  such  a  blessing  of 
fatherly  love  and  protection,  as  can  never  be  thought  of,  by 
us  at  least,  without  veneration  and  thankfulness ;  and  my 
son's  children,  whether  established  here  in  our  Republick  or 
at  home,  in  the  always  beloved  mother  country,  from  which 
our  late  quarrel  hath  separated  us,  may  surely  be  proud  to  be 
descended  from  one  who  in  all  ways  was  so  truly  noble. 

My  dear  mother  died  in  1736,  soon  after  our  return  from 
England,  whither  my  parents  took  me  for  my  education ;  and 
where  I  made  the  acquaintance  of  Mr.  Warrington,  whom  my 
children  never  saw.  When  it  pleased  Heaven,  in  the  bloom 
of  his  youth,  and  after  but  a  few  months  of  a  most  happy 
union,  to  remove  him  from  me,  I  owed  my  recovery  from 
the  grief  which  that  calamity  caused  me,  mainly  to  my 
dearest  father's  tenderness,  and  then  to  the  blessing  vouch- 
safed to  me  in  the  birth  of  my  two  beloved  boys.  I 
know  the  fatal  differences  which  separated  them  in  politicks 
never  disunited  their  hearts ;  and,  as  I  can  love  them  both, 
whether  wearing  the  King's  colours  or  the  RepubUck's,  I 
am  sure  that  they  love  me,  and  one  another,  and  him 
above  all,  my  father  and  theirs,  the  dearest  friend  of  their 
childhood ;  the  noble  gentleman,  who  bred  them  from  their 


Preface  xxxi 

infancy  in  the  practice  and  knowledge  of  Truth,  and  Love, 
and  Honour. 

My  children  will  never  forget  the  appearance  and  figure  of 
their  revered  grandfather ;  and  I  wish  I  possessed  the  art  of 
drawing,  (which  my  papa  had  in  perfection,)  so  that  I  could 
leave  to  our  descendants  a  portrait  of  one  who  was  so  good 
and  so  respected.  My  father  was  of  a  dark  complexion,  with 
a  very  great  forehead,  and  dark  hazel  eyes,  overhung  by  eye- 
brows which  remained  black  long  after  his  hair  was  white. 
His  nose  was  aquiline,  his  smile  extraordinary  sweet.  How 
well  I  remember  it,  and  how  little  any  description  I  can  write 
can  recall  his  image  !  He  was  of  rather  low  stature,  not  being 
above  five  feet  seven  inches  in  height ;  he  used  to  laugh  at  my 
sons,  whom  he  called  his  crutches,  and  say  they  were  grown 
too  tall  for  him  to  lean  upon.  But  small  as  he  was  he  had 
a  perfect  grace  and  majesty  of  deportment,  such  as  I  have 
never  seen  in  this  country,  except,  perhaps,  in  our  friend  Mr. 
Washington  ;  and  commanded  respect  wherever  he  appeared. 

In  all  bodily  exercises  he  excelled,  and  showed  an  extra- 
ordinary quickness  and  agility.  Of  fencing  he  was  especially 
fond,  and  made  my  two  boys  proficient  in  that  art ;  so  much 
so,  that  when  the  French  came  to  this  country  with  Monsieur 
Rochambeau,  not  one  of  his  officers  was  superior  to  my  Henry, 
and  he  was  not  the  equal  of  my  poor  George,  who  had  taken 
the  King's  side  in  our  lamentable  but  glorious  war  of  inde- 
pendence. 

Neither  my  father  nor  my  mother  ever  wore  powder  in 
their  hair  ;  both  their  heads  were  as  white  as  silver,  as  I  can 
remember  them.  My  dear  mother  possessed  to  the  last  an 
extraordinary  brightness  and  freshness  of  complexion ;  nor 
would  people  believe  that  she  did  not  wear  rouge.  At  sixty 
years  of  age,  she  still  looked  young,  and  was  quite  agile.  It 
was  not  until  after  that  dreadful  siege  of  our  house  by  the 
Indians,  which  left  me  a  widow  ere  I  was  a  mother,  that  my 
dear  mother's  health  broke.     She  never  recovered  her  terror 


XXX  ii  Preface 

and  anxiety  of  those  days,  which  ended  so  fatally  for  me,  then 
a  bride  scarce  six  months  married,  and  died  in  my  father's 
arms  ere  my  own  year  of  widowhood  was  over. 

From  that  day,  until  the  last  of  his  dear  and  honoured  life, 
it  was  my  delight  and  consolation  to  remain  with  him  as  his 
comforter  and  companion ;  and  from  those  little  notes  which 
my  mother  hath  made  here  and  there  in  the  volumes  in  which 
my  father  describes  his  adventures  in  Europe,  I  can  well 
understand  the  extreme  devotion  with  which  she  regarded 
him ;  a  devotion  so  passionate  and  exclusive  as  to  prevent 
her,  I  think,  from  loving  any  other  person  except  with  an 
inferior  regard,  her  whole  thoughts  being  centred  on  this  one 
object  of  affection  and  worship.  I  know  that  before  her  my 
dear  father  did  not  show  the  love  which  he  had  for  his 
daughter ;  and  in  her  last  and  most  sacred  moments  this  dear 
and  tender  parent  owned  to  me  her  repentance  that  she  had 
not  loved  me  enough  ;  her  jealousy  even  that  my  father  should 
give  his  affection  to  any  but  herself:  and  in  the  most  fond 
and  beautiful  words  of  affection  and  admonition,  she  bade  me 
never  to  leave  him,  and  to  supply  the  place  which  she  was 
quitting.  With  a  clear  conscience,  and  a  heart  inexpressibly 
thankful,  I  think  I  can  say  that  I  fulfilled  those  dying  com- 
mands, and  that  until  his  last  hour  my  dearest  father  never  had 
to  complain  that  his  daughter's  love  and  fidelity  failed  him. 

And  it  is  since  I  knew  him  entirely,  for  during  my  mother's 
life  he  never  quite  opened  himself  to  me,  since  I  knew  the 
value  and  splendour  of  that  affection  which  he  bestowed  upon 
me,  that  I  have  come  to  understand  and  pardon  what,  I 
own,  used  to  anger  me  in  my  mother's  lifetime,  her  jealousy 
respecting  her  husband's  love.  'Twas  a  gift  so  precious,  that 
no  wonder  she  who  had  it  was  for  keeping  it  all,  and  could 
part  with  none  of  it,  even  to  her  daughter. 

Though  I  never  heard  my  father  use  a  rough  word,  'twas 
extraordinary  with  how  much  awe  his  people  regarded  him ; 
and  the  servants  on  our  plantation,  both  those  assigned  from 


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England  and  the  purchased  negroes,  obeyed  him  with  an 
eagerness  such  as  the  most  severe  task-masters  round  about 
us  could  never  get  from  their  people.  He  was  never  familiar, 
though  perfectly  simple  and  natural ;  he  was  the  same  with 
the  meanest  man  as  with  the  greatest,  and  as  courteous  to 
a  black  slave-girl  as  to  the  governor's  wife.  No  one  ever 
thought  of  taking  a  liberty  with  him  :  (except  once  a  tipsy 
gentleman  from  York,  and  I  am  bound  to  own  that  my  papa 
never  forgave  him  :)  he  set  the  humblest  people  at  once  on 
their  f^ase  with  him,  and  brought  down  the  most  arrogant  by 
a  grave  satirick  way,  which  made  persons  exceedingly  afraid 
of  him.  His  courtesy  was  not  put  on  like  a  Sunday  suit,  and 
laid  by  when  the  company  went  away  ;  it  was  always  the  same, 
as  he  was  always  dressed  the  same,  whether  for  a  dinner  by 
ourselves  or  for  a  great  entertainment.  They  say  he  liked 
to  be  the  first  in  his  company  ;  but  what  company  was  there 
in  which  he  would  not  be  first?  When  I  went  to  Europe 
for  my  education,  and  we  passed  a  winter  at  London,  with 
my  half-brother,  my  Lord  Castlewood  and  his  second  Lady, 
I  saw  at  Her  Majesty's  Court  some  of  the  most  famous  gentle- 
men of  those  days;  and  I  thought  to  myself,  none  of  these 
are  better  than  my  papa  :  and  the  famous  Lord  Bolingbroke, 
who  came  to  us  from  Dawley,  said  as  much ;  and  that  the 
men  of  that  time  were  not  like  those  of  his  youth: — "Were 
your  father,  Madam,"  he  said,  "to  go  into  the  woods,  the 
Indians  would  elect  him  Sachem ; "  and  his  lordship  was 
pleased  to  call  me  Pocahontas. 

I  did  not  see  our  other  relative.  Bishop  Tusher's  lady,  of 
whom  so  much  is  said  in  my  papa's  memoirs — although  my 
mamma  went  to  visit  her  in  the  country.  I  have  no  pride 
(as  I  showed  by  complying  with  my  mother's  request,  and 
marrying  a  gentleman  who  was  but  the  younger  son  of  a 
Suffolk  baronet),  yet  I  own  to  a  decent  respect  for  my  name, 
and  wonder  how  one  who  ever  bore  it  should  change  it  for 
that  of  Mrs.    Thomas    Tusher.      I    pass  over  as  odious  and 


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unworthy  of  credit  those  reports  (which  I  heard  in  Europe,  and 
was  then  too  young  to  understand),  how  this  person,  having 
left  her  family  and  fled  to  Paris,  out  of  jealousy  of  the  Pre- 
tender, betrayed  his  secrets  to  my  Lord  Stair,  King  George's 
Ambassador,  and  nearly  caused  the  Prince's  death  there  ;  how 
she  came  to  England  and  married  this  Mr.  Tusher;  and  became 
a  great  favourite  of  King  George  the  Second,  by  whom  Mr. 
Tusher  was  made  a  Dean,  and  then  a  Bishop.  I  did  not  see 
the  lady,  who  chose  to  remain  at  her  palace  all  the  time  we 
were  in  London  :  but  after  visiting  her,  my  poor  mamma  said, 
she  had  lost  all  her  good  looks,  and  warned  me  not  to  set  too 
much  store  by  any  such  gifts  which  nature  had  bestowed  upon 
me.  She  grew  exceedingly  stout ;  and  I  remember  my  brother's 
wife.  Lady  Castlewood,  saying — "No  wonder  she  became  a 
favourite,  for  the  King  likes  them  old  and  ugly,  as  his  father 
did  before  him."  On  which  papa  said — "All  women  were 
alike,  that  there  was  never  one  so  beautiful  as  that  one  ;  and 
that  we  could  forgive  her  everything  but  her  beauty."  And 
hereupon  my  mamma  looked  vexed,  and  my  Lord  Castlewood 
began  to  laugh  :  and  I,  of  course,  being  a  young  creature,  could 
not  understand  what  was  the  subject  of  their  conversation. 

After  the  circumstances  narrated  in  the  third  book  of  these 
Memoirs,  my  father  and  mother  both  went  abroad,  being 
advised  by  their  friends  to  leave  the  country  in  consequence 
of  the  transactions  which  are  recounted  at  the  close  of  the  third 
volume  of  the  Memoirs.  But  my  brother,  hearing  how  the 
future  Bishop's  lady  had  quitted  Castlewood  and  joined  the 
Pretender  at  Paris,  pursued  him  and  would  have  killed  him. 
Prince  as  he  was,  had  not  the  Prince  managed  to  make  his 
escape.  On  his  expedition  to  Scotland  directly  after,  Castle- 
wood was  so  enraged  against  him  that  he  asked  leave  to  serve 
as  a  volunteer,  and  join  the  Duke  of  Argyle's  army  in  Scot- 
land, which  the  Pretender  never  had  the  courage  to  face :  and 
thenceforth  my  lord  was  quite  reconciled  to  the  present  reign- 
ing family,  from  whom  he  hath  even  received  promotion. 


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Mrs.  Tusher  was  by  this  time  as  angry  against  the  Pretender 
as  any  of  her  relations  could  be ;  and  used  to  boast,  as  I  have 
heard,  that  she  not  only  brought  back  my  lord  to  the  Church 
of  England,  but  procured  the  English  peerage  for  him,  which 
the  Junior  branch  of  our  family  at  present  enjoys.  She  was  a 
great  friend  of  Sir  Robert  Walpole,  and  would  not  rest  until 
her  husband  slept  at  Lambeth,  my  papa  used  laughing  to  say : 
however,  the  Bishop  died  of  apoplexy  suddenly ;  and  his  wife 
erected  a  great  monument  over  him ;  and  the  pair  sleep  under 
that  stone  with  a  canopy  of  marble  clouds  and  angels  above 
them,  the  first  Mrs.  Tusher  lying  sixty  miles  off  at  Castlewood. 

But  my  papa's  genius  and  education  are  both  greater  than 
any  a  woman  can  be  expected  to  have,  and  his  adventures  in 
Europe  far  more  exciting  than  his  life  in  this  country,  which 
was  passed  in  the  tranquil  offices  of  love  and  duty ;  and  I  shall 
say  no  more  by  way  of  introduction  to  his  memoirs,  nor  keep 
my  children  from  the  perusal  of  a  story  which  is  much  more 
interesting  than  that  of  their  affectionate  old  mother, 

RACHEL  ESMOND  WARRINGTON. 


Castlewood,  Virginia, 
November  3,   1778. 


BOOK    I 

THE    EARLY    YOUTH    OF    HENRY    ESMOND,    UP    TO 

THE    TIME    OF    HIS    LEAVING    TRINITY 

COLLEGE,    IN    CAMBRIDGE 


THE    HISTORY    OF 

HENRY     ESMOND 

BOOK    THE    FIRST 


THE  actors  in  the  old  tragedies,  as  we  read,  piped  their 
iambics  to  a  tune,  speaking  from  under  a  masl<,  and 
wearing  stilts  and  a  great  head-dress.  'Twas  thought 
the  dignity  of  the  Tragick  Muse  required  these  appurtenances, 
and  that  she  was  not  to  move  except  to  a  measure  and 
cadence.  So  Queen  Medea  slew  her  children  to  a  slow 
musick :  and  King  Agamemnon  perished  in  a  dying  fall 
(to  use  Mr.  Dryden's  words) :  the  Chorus  standing  by  in 
a  set  attitude,  and  rhythmically  and  decorously  bewailing  the 
fates  of  those  great  crowned  persons.  The  Muse  of  History 
hath  encumbered  herself  with  ceremony  as  well  as  her  Sister 
of  the  Theatre.  She  too  wears  the  mask  and  the  cothurnus 
and  speaks  to  measure.  She  too,  in  our  age,  busies  herself 
with  the  affairs  only  of  kings ;  waiting  on  them,  obsequiously 
and  stately,  as  if  she  were  but  a  mistress  of  Court  ceremonies, 
and  had  nothing  to  do  with  the  registering  of  the  affairs  of 
the  common  people.  I  have  seen  in  his  very  old  age  and 
decrepitude  the  old  French  King  Lewis  the  Fourteenth,  the 
type  and  model  of  kinghood — who  never  moved  but  to 
measure,  who  lived  and  died  according  to  the  laws  of  his 
Court-Marshal,  persisting  in  enacting  through  life  the  part  of 
Hero ;  and  divested  of  poetry,  this  was  but  a  little  wrinkled 
old  man,  pock-marked,  and  with  a  great  periwig  and  red  heels 
to  make  him  look  tall, — a  hero  for  a  book  if  you  like,  or  for 
a  brass  statue  or  a  painted  ceiling,  a  god  in  a  Roman  shape, 
but  what  more  than  a  man  for  Madame  Maintenon,  or  the 


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barber  who  shaved  him,  or  Monsieur  Fagon  his  surgeon? 
I  wonder  shall  History  ever  pull  off  her  peF»ft'ig  and  cease 
to  be  court-ridden?  Shall  we  see  something  of  France  and 
England  besides  Versailles  and  Windsor?  I  saw  Queen  Anne 
at  the  latter  place  tearing  down  the  Park  slopes  after  her 
stag-hounds,  and  driving  her  one-horse  chaise — a  hot,  red- 
faced  woman,  not  in  the  least  resembling  that  statue  of  her 
which  turns  its  stone  back  upon  Saint  Paul's,  and  faces  the 
coaches  struggling  up  Ludgate  Hill.  She  was  neither  better 
bred  nor  wiser  than  you  and  me,  though  we  knelt  to  hand 
her  a  letter  or  a  wash-hand  basin.  Why  shall  History  go  on 
kneeling  to  the  end  of  time  ?  I  am  for  having  her  rise  up 
off  her  knees,  and  take  a  natural  posture  :  not  to  be  for  ever 
performing  cringes  and  congees  like  a  Court-chamberlain, 
and  shuffling  backwards  out  of  doors  in  the  presence  of  the 
sovereign.  In  a  word,  I  would  have  History  familiar  rather 
than  heroick  :  and  think  that  Mr.  Hogarth  and  Mr.  Fielding 
will  give  our  children  a  much  better  idea  of  the  manners  of 
the  present  age  in  England,  than  the  Court  Gazette  and  the 
newspapers  which  we  get  thence. 

There  was  a  German  officer  of  Webb's,  with  whom  we 
used  to  joke,  and  of  whom  a  story  (whereof  I  myself  was 
the  Author)  was  got  to  be  believed  in  the  army,  that  he  was 
eldest  son  of  the  hereditary  Grand  Bootjack  of  the  Empire, 
and  heir  to  that  honour  of  which  his  ancestors  had  been  very 
proud,  having  been  kicked  for  twenty  generations  by  one 
imperial  foot,  as  they  drew  the  boot  from  the  other.  I  have 
heard  that  the  old  Lord  Castlewood,  of  part  of  whose  family 
these  present  volumes  are  a  chronicle,  though  he  came  of 
quite  as  good  blood  as  the  Stuarts  whom  he  served  (and  who 
as  regards  mere  lineage  are  no  better  than  a  dozen  English 
and  Scottish  houses  I  could  name),  was  prouder  of  his  post 
about  the  Court  than  of  his  ancestral  honours,  and  valued  his 
dignity  (as  Lord  of  the  Butteries  and  Groom  of  the  King's 
Posset)  so  highly,  that  he  cheerfully  ruined  himself  for  the 
thankless  and  thriftless  race  who  bestowed  it.  He  pawned 
his  plate  for  King  Charles  the  First,  mortgaged  his  property 
for  the  same  cause,  and  lost  the  greater  part  of  it  by  fines  and 
sequestration  :  stood  a  siege  of  his  castle  by  Ireton,  where 
his  brother  Thomas  capitulated  (afterward  making  terms  with 
the  Commonwealth,  for  which  the  elder  brother  never  for- 
gave him),  and  where  his  second  brother  Edward,  who  had 


Our   most  Religious  King  5 

embraced  the  ecclesiastical  profession,  was  slain  on  Castlewood 
tower,  being  engaged  there  both  as  preacher  and  artilleryman. 
This  resolute  old  loyalist,  who  was  with  the  King  whilst  his 
house  was  thus  being  battered  down,  escaped  abroad  with  his 
only  son,  then  a  boy,  to  return  and  take  a  part  in  Worcester 
fight.  On  that  fatal  field  Eustace  Esmond  was  killed,  and 
Castlewood  fled  from  it  once  more  into  exile,  and  hence- 
forward, and  after  the  Restoration,  never  was  away  from  the 
Court  of  the  monarch  (for  whose  return  we  offer  thanks  in  the 
Prayer  Book)  who  sold  his  country  and  who  took  bribes  of  the 
French  king. 

What  spectacle  is  more  august  than  that  of  a  great  king  in 
exile  ?  Who  is  more  worthy  of  respect  than  a  brave  man  in 
misfortune  ?  Mr.  Addison  has  painted  such  a  figure  in  his 
noble  piece  of  Cato.  But  suppose  fugitive  Cato  fuddling  him- 
self at  a  tavern  with  a  wench  on  each  knee,  a  dozen  faithful 
and  tipsy  companions  of  defeat,  and  a  landlord  calling  out 
for  his  bill ;  and  the  dignity  of  misfortune  is  straightway  lost. 
The  Historical  Muse  turns  away  shamefaced  from  the  vulgar 
scene,  and  closes  the  door— on  which  the  exile's  unpaid  drink 
is  scored  up — upon  him  and  his  pots  and  his  pipes,  and  the 
tavern-chorus  which  he  and  his  friends  are  singing.  Such  a 
man  as  Charles  should  have  had  an  Ostade  or  Mieris  to  paint 
him.  Your  Knellers  and  Le  Bruns  only  deal  in  clumsy  and 
impossible  allegories  :  and  it  hath  always  seemed  to  me  blas- 
phemy to  claim  Olympus  for  such  a  wine-drabbled  divinity 
as  that. 

About  the  King's  follower  the  Viscount  Castlewood  — 
orphaned  of  his  son,  ruined  by  his  fidelity,  bearing  many  wounds 
and  marks  of  bravery,  old  and  in  exile,  his  kinsmen  I  suppose 
should  be  silent ;  nor  if  this  patriarch  fell  down  in  his  cups, 
call  fie  upon  him,  and  fetch  passers-by  to  laugh  at  his  red  face 
and  white  hairs.  What  !  does  a  stream  rush  out  of  a  mountain 
free  and  pure,  to  roll  through  fair  pastures,  to  feed  and  throw 
out  bright  tributaries,  and  to  end  in  a  village  gutter?  Lives 
that  have  noble  commencements  have  often  no  better  endings; 
it  is  not  without  a  kind  of  awe  and  reverence  that  an  observer 
should  speculate  upon  such  careers  as  he  traces  the  course  of 
them.  I  have  seen  too  much  of  success  in  life  to  take  off  my 
hat  and  huzza  to  it  as  it  passes  in  its  gilt  coach  :  and  would 
do  my  little  part  with  my  neighbours  on  foot  that  they  should 
not  gape  with  too  much  wonder,  nor  applaud  too  loudly.     Is 


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it  the  Lord  Mayor  going  in  state  to  mince-pies  and  the  Man- 
sion House?  Is  it  poor  Jack  of  Newgate's  procession,  with 
the  sheriff  and  javeHn-men,  conducting  him  on  his  last  journey 
to  Tyburn  ?  I  look  into  my  heart  and  think  I  am  as  good 
as  my  Lord  Mayor,  and  know  I  am  as  bad  as  Tyburn  Jack. 
Give  me  a  chain  and  red  gown  and  a  pudding  before  me,  and 
I  could  play  the  part  of  Alderman  very  well,  and  sentence 
Jack  after  dinner.  Starve  me,  keep  me  from  books  and 
honest  people,  educate  me  to  love  dice,  gin,  and  pleasure, 
and  put  me  on  Hounslow  Heath,  with  a  purse  before  me,  and 
I  will  take  it.  "And  I  shall  be  deservedly  hanged,"  say  you, 
wishing  to  put  an  end  to  this  prosing.  I  don't  say  no.  I 
can't  but  accept  the  world  as  I  find  it,  including  a  rope's  end, 
as  long  as  it  is  in  fashion. 


^ly  Lady  Viscountess  lighted  upon  him 


in  the  book- 


CHAPTER  I 


AN  ACCOUNT  OF  THE  FA:\IILY  OF  ESMOND  OF  CASTLEWOOD  HALL 

WHEN  Francis,  fourth  Viscount  Castlewood,  came  to 
his  title,  and  presently  after  to  take  possession  of  his 
house  of  Castlewood,  county  Hants,  in  the  year  1691, 
almost  the  only  tenant  of  the  place  besides  the  domestics  was 
a  lad  of  twelve  years  of  age,  of  whom  no  one  seemed  to  take 
any  note  until  my  Lady  Viscountess  lighted  upon  him,  going 
over  the  house,  with  the  housekeeper,  on  the  day  of  her  arrival. 
The  boy  was  in  the  room  known  as  the  book-room,  or  yellow 
gallery,  where  the  portraits  of  the  family  used  to  hang,  that 
fine  piece  among  others  of  Sir  x\ntonio  Van  Dyck  of  George, 
second  Viscount,  and  that  by  Mr.  Dobson  of  my  lord  the  third 
Viscount,  just  deceased,  which  it  seems  his  lady  and  widow 
did  not  think  fit  to  carry  away  when  she  sent  for  and  carried 


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off  to  her  house  at  Chelsea,  near  to  London,  the  picture  of 
herself  by  Sir  Peter  Lely,  in  which  her  ladyship  was  repre- 
sented as  a  huntress  of  Diana's  court. 

The  new  and  fair  lady  of  Castlewood  found  the  sad  lonely 
little  occupant  of  this  gallery  busy  over  his  great  book,  which 
he  laid  down  when  he  was  aware  that  a  stranger  was  at  hand. 
And,  knowing  who  that  person  must  be,  the  lad  stood  up  and 
bowed  before  her,  performing  a  shy  obeisance  to  the  mistress 
of  his  house. 

She  stretched  out  her  hand — indeed  when  was  it  that  that 
hand  would  not  stretch  out  to  do  an  act  of  kindness,  or  to 
protect  grief  and  ill-fortune?  "And  this  is  our  kinsman,"  she 
said;  "and  what  is  your  name,  kinsman?" 

"  My  name  is  Henry  Esmond,"  said  the  lad,  looking  up 
at  her  in  a  sort  of  delight  and  wonder,  for  she  had  come  upon 
him  as  a  Dea  certl\  and  appeared  the  most  charming  object 
he  had  ever  looked  on.  Her  golden  hair  was  shining  in  the 
gold  of  the  sun  ;  her  complexion  was  of  a  dazzling  bloom; 
her  lips  smiling,  and  her  eyes  beaming  with  a  kindness  which 
made  Harry  Esmond's  heart  to  beat  with  surprise. 

"  His  name  is  Henry  Esmond,  sure  enough,  my  lady,"  says 
Mrs.  Worksop  the  housekeeper  (an  old  tyrant  whom  Henry 
Esmond  plagued  more  than  he  hated),  and  the  old  gentle- 
woman looked  significantly  towards  the  late  lord's  picture,  as  it 
now  is  in  the  family,  noble  and  severe-looking,  with  his  hand 
on  his  sword,  and  his  order  on  his  cloak,  which  he  had  from 
the  Emperor  during  the  war  on  the  Danube  against  the  Turk. 

Seeing  the  great  and  undeniable  likeness  between  this 
portrait  and  the  lad,  the  new  Viscountess,  who  had  still  hold 
of  the  boy's  hand  as  she  looked  at  the  picture,  blushed  and 
dropped  the  hand  quickly,  and  walked  down  the  gallery, 
followed  by  Mrs.  Worksop. 

When  the  lady  came  back,  Harry  Esmond  stood  exactly 
in  the  same  spot,  and  with  his  hand  as  it  had  fallen  when  he 
dropped  it  on  his  black  coat. 

Her  heart  melted,  I  suppose  (indeed  she  hath  since  owned 
as  much),  at  the  notion  that  she  should  do  anything  unkind  to 
any  mortal,  great  or  small  ;  for,  when  she  returned,  she  had 
sent  away  the  housekeeper  upon  an  errand  by  the  door  at  the 
farther  end  of  the  gallery  :  and,  coming  back  to  the  lad,  with 
a  look  of  infinite  pity  and  tenderness  in  her  eyes,  she  took  his 
hand  again,  placing  her  other  fair  ha,nd  on  his  head,  and  saying 
some  words  to  him,  which  were  so  kind  and  said  in  a  voice 


IWorshiponmyKnees  9 

so  sweet,  that  the  boy,  who  had  never  looked  upon  so  much 
beauty  before,  felt  as  if  the  touch  of  a  superior  being  or  angel 
smote  him  down  to  the  ground,  and  kissed  the  fair  protecting 
hand  as  he  knelt  on  one  knee.  To  the  very  last  hour  of  his 
life,  Esmond  remembered  the  lady  as  she  then  spoke  and 
looked,  the  rings  on  her  fair  hands,  the  very  scent  of  her 
robe,   the  beam  of  her  eyes  lighting  up    with   surprise  and 


rr 


'  V^  ^3^    ^ 


As  the  hoy  was  yet  in  this  attitude  of  humility 

kindness,  her  lips   blooming  in   a  smile,   the  sun   making  a 
golden  halo  round  her  hair. 

As  the  boy  was  yet  in  this  attitude  of  humility,  enters 
behind  him  a  portly  gentleman,  with  a  little  girl  of  four  years 
old  in  his  hand.  The  gentleman  burst  into  a  great  laugh  at 
the  lady  and  her  adorer,  with  his  little  queer  figure,  his  sallow 
face,  and  long  black  hair.  The  lady  blushed,  and  seemed  to 
deprecate  his  ridicule  by  a  look  of  appeal  to  her  husband,  for 


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it  was  my  Lord  Viscount  who  now  arrived,  and  whom  the  lad 
knew,  having  once  before  seen  him  in  the  late  lord's  lifetime. 

"  So  this  is  the  little  priest  1  "  says  my  lord,  looking  down  at 
the  lad  ;  "  welcome,  kinsman." 

"  He  is  saying  his  prayers  to  mamma,"  says  the  little  girl, 
who  came  up  to  her  papa's  knee ;  and  my  lord  burst  out  into 
another  great  laugh  at  this,  and  kinsman  Henry  looked  very 
silly.  He  invented  a  half-dozen  of  speeches  in  reply,  but 
'twas  months  afterwards,  when  he  thought  of  this  adventure  : 
as  it  was,  he  had  never  a  word  in  answer. 

'■'■  Le  pauvre  enfant,  il  7ia  que  nous"  says  the  lady,  looking 
to  her  lord  ;  and  the  boy,  who  understood  her,  though  doubt- 
less she  thought  otherwise,  thanked  her  with  all  his  heart  for 
her  kind  speech. 

"  And  he  shan't  want  for  friends  here,"  says  my  lord,  in  a 
kind  voice  :  "  shall  he,  little  Trix  ?  " 

The  little  girl,  whose  name  was  Beatrix,  and  whom  her  papa 
called  by  this  diminutive,  looked  at  Henry  Esmond  solemnly, 
with  a  pair  of  large  eyes,  and  then  a  smile  shone  over  her  face, 
which  was  as  beautiful  as  that  of  a  cherub,  and  she  came 
up  and  put  out  a  little  hand  to  him.  A  keen  and  delightful 
pang  of  gratitude,  happiness,  affection^  filled  the  orphan  child's 
heart,  as  he  received  from  the  protectors,  whom  Heaven  had 
sent  to  him,  these  touching  words,  and  tokens  of  friendliness 
and  kindness.  But  an  hour  since  he  had  felt  quite  alone  in 
the  world  :  when  he  heard  the  great  peal  of  bells  from  Castle- 
wood  church  ringing  that  morning  to  welcome  the  arrival  of 
the  new  lord  and  lady ;  it  had  rung  only  terror  and  anxiety  to 
him,  for  he  knew  not  how  the  new  owner  would  deal  with 
him  ;  and  those  to  whom  he  formerly  looked  for  protection 
were  forgotten  or  dead.  Pride  and  doubt  too  had  kept  him 
within  doors  ;  when  the  Vicar  and  the  people  of  the  village, 
and  the  servants  of  the  house,  had  gone  out  to  welcome  my 
Lord  Castlewood  — for  Henry  Esmond  was  no  servant,  though 
a  dependent ;  no  relative,  though  he  bore  the  name  and  in- 
herited the  blood  of  the  house ;  and  in  the  midst  of  the  noise 
and  acclamations  attending  the  arrival  of  the  new  lord,  (for 
whom  you  may  be  sure  a  feast  was  got  ready,  and  guns  were 
fired,  and  tenants  and  domestics  huzzaed  when  his  carriage 
approached  and  rolled  into  the  court-yard  of  the  hall,)  no  one 
ever  took  any  notice  of  young  Harry  Esmond,  who  sate  un- 
observed and  alone  in  the  book-room,  until  the  afternoon  of 
that  day,  when  his  new  friends  found  him. 


My  Lord  is  Forty-four  Years  Old      ii 

When  my  lord  and  lady  were  going  away  thence,  the  little 
girl,  still  holding  her  kinsman  by  the  hand,  bade  him  to  come 
too.  "  Thou  wilt  always  forsake  an  old  friend  for  a  new  one, 
Trix,"  says  her  father  to  her  good-naturedly ;  and  went  into 
the  gallery,  giving  an  arm  to  his  lady.  They  passed  thence 
through  the  musick-gallery,  long  since  dismantled,  and  Queen 
Elizabeth's  rooms  in  the  clock-tower,  and  out  into  the  terrace, 
where  was  a  fine  prospect  of  sunset,  and  the  great  darkling 
woods  with  a  cloud  of  rooks  returning ;  and  the  plain  and 
river  with  Castlewood  village  beyond,  and  purple  hills  beauti- 
ful to  look  at— and  the  little  heir  of  Castlewood,  a  child  of  two 
years  old,  was  already  here  on  the  terrace  in  his  nurse's  arms, 
from  whom  he  ran  across  the  grass  instantly  he  perceived  his 
mother,  and  came  to  her. 

"  If  thou  canst  not  be  happy  here,"  says  my  lord,  looking 
round  at  the  scene,  "thou  art  hard  to  please,  Rachel." 

"  I  am  happy  where  you  are,"  she  said,  "  but  we  were 
happiest  of  all  at  Walcote  Forest."  Then  my  lord  began  to 
describe  what  was  before  them  to  his  wife,  and  what  indeed 
little  Harry  knew  better  than  he  —  viz.  the  history  of  the 
house :  how  by  yonder  gate  the  page  ran  away  with  the  heiress 
of  Castlewood,  by  which  the  estate  came  into  the  present 
family ;  how  the  Roundheads  attacked  the  clock-tower,  which 
my  lord's  father  was  slain  in  defending.  "  I  was  but  two 
years  old  then,"  says  he ;  "  but  take  forty-six  from  ninety,  and 
how  old  shall  I  be,  kinsman  Harry  ?  " 

"Thirty,"  says  his  wife,  with  a  laugh. 

"A  great  deal  too  old  for  you,  Rachel,"  answers  my  lord, 
looking  fondly  down  at  her.  Indeed  she  seemed  to  be  a  girl ; 
and  was  at  that  time  scarce  twenty  years  old. 

"You  know,  Frank,  I  will  do  anything  to  please  you," 
says  she,  "and  I  promise  you  I  will  grow  older  every 
day." 

"  You  mustn't  call  papa  Frank ;  you  must  call  papa  my 
lord,  now,"  says  Miss  Beatrix,  with  a  toss  of  her  little  head ; 
at  which  the  mother  smiled,  and  the  good-natured  father 
laughed,  and  the  little,  trotting  boy  laughed,  not  knowing  why 
— but  because  he  was  happy  no  doubt — as  every  one  seemed 
to  be  there.  How  those  trivial  incidents  and  words,  the  land- 
scape and  sunshine,  and  the  group  of  people  smiling  and 
talking,  remain  fixed  on  the  memory  ! 

As  the  sun  was  setting,  the  little  heir  was  sent  in  the  arms 
of  his  nurse  to  bed,  whither  he  went  howling  ;  but  little  Trix 


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was  promised  to  sit  to  supper  that  night — "  And  you  will  come 
too,  kinsman,  won't  you  ?  "  she  said. 

Harry  Esmond  blushed :  "  I — I  have  supper  with  Mrs. 
Worksop,"  says  he. 

"D — n  it,"  says  my  lord,  "thou  shalt  sup  with  us,  Harry, 
to-night.  Shan't  refuse  a  lady,  shall  he,  Trix?" — and  they  all 
wondered  at  Harry's  performance  as  a  trencher-man  ;  in  which 
character  the  poor  boy  acquitted  himself  very  remarkably,  for 
the  truth  is  he  had  no  dinner,  nobody  thinking  of  him  in  the 
bustle  which  the  house  was  in,  during  the  preparations  ante- 
cedent to  the  new  lord's  arrival. 

"  No  dinner  .'  poor  dear  child  !  "  says  my  lady,  heaping  up 
his  plate  with  meat ;  and  my  lord  filling  a  bumper  for  him, 
bade  him  call  a  health ;  on  which  Master  Harry,  crying  "  The 
King,"  tossed  off  the  wine.  My  lord  was  ready  to  drink  that, 
and  most  other  toasts,  indeed  only  too  readily.  He  would 
not  hear  of  Doctor  Tusher  (the  Vicar  of  Castlewood,  who  came 
to  supper)  going  away  when  the  sweetmeats  were  brought : 
he  had  not  had  a  chaplain  long  enough,  he  said,  to  be  tired  of 
him  :  so  his  reverence  kept  my  lord  company  for  some  hours 
over  a  pipe  and  a  punch-bowl ;  and  went  away  home  with  rather 
a  reeling  gait,  and  declaring  a  dozen  of  times,  that  his  lord- 
ship's affability  surpassed  every  kindness  he  had  ever  had  from 
his  lordship's  gracious  family. 

As  for  young  Esmond,  when  he  got  to  his  little  chamber,  it 
was  with  a  heart  full  of  surprise  and  gratitude  towards  the  new 
friends  whom  this  happy  day  had  brought  him.  He  was  up 
and  watching  long  before  the  house  was  astir,  longing  to  see 
that  fair  lady  and  her  children — that  kind  protector  and  patron  ; 
and  only  fearful  lest  their  welcome  of  the  past  night  should  in 
any  way  be  withdrawn  or  altered.  But  presently  little  Beatrix 
came  out  into  the  garden ;  and  her  mother  followed,  who 
greeted  Harry  as  kindly  as  before.  He  told  her  at  greater 
length  the  histories  of  the  house  (which  he  had  been  taught 
in  the  old  lord's  time),  and  to  which  she  listened  with  great 
interest ;  and  then  he  told  her,  with  respect  to  the  night  before, 
that  he  understood  French,  and  thanked  her  for  her  protection. 

"Do  you?"  says  she,  with  a  blush  ;  "then,  sir,  you  shall 
teach  me  and  Beatrix."  And  she  asked  him  many  more 
questions  regarding  himself,  which  had  best  be  told  more  fully 
and  explicitly  than  in  those  brief  replies  which  the  lad  made 
to  his  mistress's  questions. 


A  hanger-on  of  ordinaries 


CHAPTER  II 


RELATES    HOW    FRANCIS,    FOURTH    VISCOUNT,    ARRIVES 
AT    CASTLEWOOD 


'HP] 


'IS  known  that  the  name  of  Esmond  and  the  estate  of 
Castlewood,  com.  Hants,  came  into  possession  of  the 
present  family  through  Dorothea,  daughter  and  heiress 
of  Edward,  Earl  and  Marquis  of  Esmond,  and  Lord  of  Castle- 
wood, which  lady  married,  23  Eliz.,  Henry  Poyns,  gent.  ;  the 
said  Henry  being  then  a  page  in  the  household  of  her  father. 
Francis,  son  and  heir  of  the  above  Henry  and  Dorothea,  who 
took  the  maternal  name,  which  the  family  hath  borne  subse- 
quently, was  made  Knight  and  Baronet  by  King  James  the 
First ;  and  being  of  a  military  disposition,  remained  long  in 
Germany  with  the  Elector  Palatine,  in  whose  service  Sir 
Francis    incurred    both    expense    and    danger,    lending   large 


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sums  of  money  to  that  unfortunate  Prince ;  and  receiving 
many  wounds  in  the  battles  against  the  ImperiaHsts,  in  which 
Sir  Francis  engaged. 

On  his  return  home  Sir  Francis  was  rewarded  for  his 
services  and  many  sacrifices,  by  his  late  Majesty  James  the 
First,  who  graciously  conferred  upon  this  tried  servant  the 
post  of  Warden  of  the  Butteries,  and  Groom  of  the  King's 
Posset,  which  high  and  confidential  office  he  filled  in  that 
king's,  and  his  unhappy  successor's,  reign. 

His  age  and  many  wounds  and  infirmities  obliged  Sir 
Francis  to  perform  much  of  his  duty  by  deputy ;  and  his  son, 
Sir  George  Esmond,  knight  and  banneret,  first  as  his  father's 
lieutenant,  and  afterwards  as  inheritor  of  his  father's  title 
and  dignity,  performed  this  office  during  almost  the  whole  of 
the  reign  of  King  Charles  the  First,  and  his  two  sons  who 
succeeded  him. 

Sir  George  Esmond  married  rather  beneath  the  rank  that 
a  person  of  his  name  and  honour  might  aspire  to,  the  daughter 
of  Thomas  Topham  of  the  city  of  London,  Alderman  and 
Goldsmith,  who,  taking  the  Parliamentary  side  in  the  troubles 
then  commencing,  disappointed  Sir  George  of  the  property 
which  he  expected  at  the  demise  of  his  father-in-law,  who  de- 
vised his  money  to  his  second  daughter,  Barbara,  a  spinster. 

Sir  George  Esmond,  on  his  part,  was  conspicuous  for  his 
attachment  and  loyalty  to  the  Royal  cause  and  person,  and 
the  King  being  at  Oxford,  in  1642,  Sir  George,  with  the  con- 
sent of  his  father,  then  very  aged  and  infirm,  and  residing  at 
his  house  of  Castlewood,  melted  the  whole  of  the  family  plate 
for  his  Majesty's  service. 

For  this  and  other  sacrifices  and  merits,  his  Majesty,  by 
patent  under  the  Privy  Seal,  dated  Oxford,  Jan.  1643,  was 
pleased  to  advance  Sir  Francis  Esmond  to  the  dignity  of 
Viscount  Castlewood,  of  Shandon,  in  Ireland :  and  the 
Viscount's  estate  being  much  impoverished  by  loans  to  the 
King,  which  in  those  troublesome  times  his  Majesty  could 
not  repay,  a  grant  of  land  in  the  plantations  of  Virginia  was 
given  to  the  Lord  Viscount ;  part  of  which  land  is  in  posses- 
sion of  descendants  of  his  family  to  the  present  day. 

The  first  Viscount  Castlewood  died  full  of  years,  and 
within  a  few  months  after  he  had  been  advanced  to  his 
honours.  He  was  succeeded  by  his  eldest  son,  the  before- 
named  George ;  and  left  issue  besides,  Thomas,  a  colonel  in  the 


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King's  army,  that  afterward  joined  the  Usurper's  government ; 
and  Francis,  in  holy  orders,  who  was  slain  whilst  defending 
the  house  of  Castlewood  against  the  Parliament,  anno  1647. 

George  Lord  Castlewood  (the  second  Viscount)  of  King 
Charles  the  First's  time,  had  no  male  issue  save  his  one  son 
Eustace  Esmond,  who  was  killed,  with  half  of  the  Castlewood 
men  beside  him,  at  Worcester  fight.  The  lands  about  Castle- 
wood were  sold  and  apportioned  to  the  Commonwealth  men  ; 
Castlew'ood  being  concerned  in  almost  all  of  the  plots  against 
the  Protector,  after  the  death  of  the  King,  and  up  to  King 
Charles  the  Second's  restoration.  My  lord  followed  that 
king's  court  about  in  its  exile,  having  ruined  himself  in  its 
service.  He  had  but  one  daughter,  who  was  of  no  great 
comfort  to  her  father;  for  misfortune  had  not  taught  those 
exiles  sobriety  of  life ;  and  it  is  said  that  the  Duke  of  York 
and  his  brother  the  King  both  quarrelled  about  Isabel 
Esmond.  She  was  maid  of  honour  to  the  Queen  Henrietta 
Maria ;  she  early  joined  the  Roman  Church  ;  her  father,  a 
weak  man,  following  her  not  long  after  at  Breda. 

On  the  death  of  Eustace  Esmond  at  Worcester,  Thomas 
Esmond,  nephew  to  my  Lord  Castlewood,  and  then  a  strip- 
ling, became  heir  to  the  title.  His  father  had  taken  the 
Parliament  side  in  the  quarrels,  and  so  had  been  estranged 
from  the  chief  of  his  house ;  and  my  Lord  Castlewood  was 
at  first  so  much  enraged  to  think  that  his  title  (albeit  little 
more  than  an  empty  one  now)  should  pass  to  a  rascally 
Roundhead,  that  he  would  have  married  again,  and  indeed 
proposed  to  do  so  to  a  vintner's  daughter  at  Bruges,  to  whom 
his  lordship  owed  a  score  for  lodging  when  the  King  was 
there,  but  for  fear  of  the  laughter  of  the  Court,  and  the  anger 
of  his  daughter,  of  whom  he  stood  in  awe ;  for  she  was  in 
temper  as  imperious  and  violent  as  my  lord,  who  was  much 
enfeebled  by  wounds  and  drinking,  was  weak. 

Lord  Castlewood  would  have  had  a  match  between  this 
daughter  Isabel  and  her  cousin,  the  son  of  that  Francis 
Esmond  who  was  killed  at  Castlewood  siege.  And  the  lady, 
it  was  said^  took  a  fancy  to  the  young  man,  who  was  her 
junior  by  several  years  (which  circumstance  she  did  not  con- 
sider to  be  a  fault  in  him) ;  but  having  paid  his  court,  and 
being  admitted  to  the  intimacy  of  the  house,  he  suddenly 
flung  up  his  suit,  when  it  seemed  to  be  pretty  prosperous, 
without  giving  a  pretext  for  his  behaviour.     His  friends  rallied 


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him  at  what  they  laughingly  chose  to  call  his  infidelity.  Jack 
Churchill,  Frank  Esmond's  lieutenant  in  the  Royal  regiment 
of  foot-guards,  getting  the  company  which  Esmond  vacated 
when  he  left  the  Court  and  went  to  Tangier  in  a  rage  at  dis- 
covering that  his  promotion  depended  on  the  complaisance 
of  his  elderly  affianced  bride.  He  and  Churchill,  who  had 
been  cofidiscipuli  at  St.  Paul's  School,  had  words  about  this 
matter ;  and  Frank  Esmond  said  to  him,  with  an  oath,  "  Jack, 
your  sister  may  be  so-and-so,  but  by  Jove  my  wife  shan't ! " 
and  swords  were  drawn,  and  blood  drawn  too,  until  friends 
separated  them  on  this  quarrel.  Few  men  were  so  jealous 
about  the  point  of  honour  in  those  days ;  and  gentlemen  of 
good  birth  and  lineage  thought  a  Royal  blot  was  an  ornament  to 
their  family  coat.  Frank  Esmond  retired  in  the  sulks,  first  to 
Tangier,  whence  he  returned  after  two  years'  service,  settling 
on  a  small  property  he  had  of  his  mother,  near  to  Winchester, 
and  became  a  country  gentleman,  and  kept  a  pack  of  beagles, 
and  never  came  to  Court  again  in  King  Charles's  time.  But 
his  uncle  Castlewood  was  never  reconciled  to  him ;  nor,  for 
some  time  afterward,  his  cousin  whom  he  had  refused. 

By  places,  pensions,  bounties  from  France,  and  gifts  from 
the  King,  whilst  his  daughter  was  in  favour,  Lord  Castlewood, 
w'ho  had  spent  in  the  Royal  service  his  youth  and  fortune,  did 
not  retrieve  the  latter  quite,  and  never  cared  to  visit  Castle- 
wood, or  repair  it,  since  the  death  of  his  son,  but  managed  to 
keep  a  good  house,  and  figure  at  Court,  and  to  save  a  con- 
siderable sum  of  ready  money. 

And  now,  his  heir  and  nephew,  Thomas  Esmond,  began 
to  bid  for  his  uncle's  favour.  I'homas  had  served  with  the 
Emperor,  and  with  the  Dutch,  when  King  Charles  was  com- 
pelled to  lend  troops  to  the  States,  and  against  them,  when 
his  Majesty  made  an  alliance  with  the  French  King.  In  these 
campaigns  Thomas  Esmond  was  more  remarked  for  duelling, 
brawling,  vice  and  play,  than  for  any  conspicuous  gallantry  in 
the  field,  and  came  back  to  England,  like  many  another  English 
gentleman  who  has  travelled,  with  a  character  by  no  means 
improved  by  his  foreign  experience.  He  had  dissipated  his 
small  paternal  inheritance  of  a  younger  brother's  portion,  and, 
as  truth  must  be  told,  was  no  better  than  a  hanger-on  of  ordi- 
naries, and  a  brawler  about  Alsatia  and  the  Friars,  when  he 
bethought  him  of  a  means  of  mending  his  fortune. 

His  cousin  was  now  of  more  than  middle  age,  and  had 


T.  Esmond  is  Converted  ly 

nobody's  word  but  her  own  for  the  beauty  which  she  said  she 
once  possessed.  She  was  lean,  and  yellow,  and  long  in  the 
tooth  ;  ail  the  red  and  white  in  all  the  toy-shops  of  London 
could  not  make  a  beauty  of  her — Mr.  Killigrew  called  her  the 
Sibyl,  the  death's-head  put  up  at  the  King's  feast  as  a  memento 
mori,  &c. — in  fine,  a  woman  who  might  be  easy  of  conquest, 
but  whom  only  a  very  bold  man  would  think  of  conquering. 
This  bold  man  was  Thomas  Esmond.  He  had  a  fancy  to  my 
Lord  Castlewood's  savings,  the  amount  of  which  rumour  had 
very  much  exaggerated.  Madame  Isabel  was  said  to  have 
Royal  jewels  of  great  value ;  whereas  poor  Tom  Esmond's  last 
coat  but  one  was  in  pawn. 

My  lord  had  at  this  time  a  fine  house  in  Lincoln's-Inn- 
Fields,  nigh  to  the  Duke's  Theatre  and  the  Portugal  am- 
bassador's chapel.  Tom  Esmond,  who  had  frequented  the 
one  as  long  as  he  had  money  to  spend  among  the  actresses, 
now  came  to  the  church  as  assiduously.  He  looked  so  lean 
and  shabby,  that  he  passed  without  difiiculty  for  a  repentant 
sinner ;  and  so,  becoming  converted,  you  may  be  sure  took 
his  uncle's  priest  for  a  director. 

This  charitable  father  reconciled  him  with  the  old  lord  his 
uncle,  who  a  short  time  before  would  not  speak  to  him,  as  Tom 
passed  under  my  lord's  coach-window,  his  lordship  going  in 
state  to  his  place  at  Court,  while  his  nephew  slunk  by  with  his 
battered  hat  and  feather,  and  the  point  of  his  rapier  sticking 
out  of  the  scabbard — to  his  twopenny  ordinary  in  Bell  Yard. 

Thomas  Esmond,  after  his  reconciliation  with  his  uncle, 
very  soon  began  to  grow  sleek,  and  to  show  signs  of  the 
benefits  of  good  living  and  clean  linen.  He  fasted  rigorously 
twice  a  week,  to  be  sure ;  but  he  made  amends  on  the  other 
days  :  and,  to  show  how  great  his  appetite  was,  Mr.  Wycherley 
said,  he  ended  by  swallowing  that  fiy-blown  rank  old  morsel 
his  cousin.  There  were  endless  jokes  and  lampoons  about  this 
marriage  at  Court :  but  Tom  rode  thither  in  his  uncle's  coach 
now,  called  him  father,  and  having  won,  could  afford  to  laugh. 
This  marriage  took  place  very  shortly  before  King  Charles 
died  :  whom  the  Viscount  of  Castlewood  speedily  followed. 

The  issue  of  this  marriage  was  one  son  ;  whom  the  parents 
watched  with  an  intense  eagerness  and  care ;  but  who,  in  spite 
of  nurses  and  physicians,  had  only  a  brief  existence.  His 
tainted  blood  did  not  run  very  long  in  his  poor  feeble  little 
body.      Symptoms   of  evil    broke   out   early  on   him ;    and, 

B 


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part   from    flattery,    part    superstition,    nothing    would    satisfy 
my  lord  and  lady,  especially  the  latter,  but  having  the  poor 

little  cripple  touched 
by  his  Majesty  at  his 
church.  They  were 
ready  to  cry  out 
miracle  at  first  (the 
doctors  and  quack- 
salvers being  con- 
stantly in  attendance 
on  the  child,  and 
experimenting  on 
his  poor  little  body 
with  every  conceiv- 
able nostrum) — but 
though  there  seemed 
from  some  reason  a 
notable  amelioration 
in  the  infant's  health 
after  his  Majesty 
touched  him,  in  a 
few  weeks  afterward 
the  poor  thing  died 
— causing  the  1am- 
'^  pooners  of  the  Court 
to  say  that  the  King 
""  in  expelling  evil  out 
of  the  infant  of  Tom 
Esmond  and  Isabella 
his  wife,  expelled  the 
life  out  of  it,  which 
was  nothing  but  cor- 
ruption. 

The  mother's  natu- 
ral pang  at  losing 
this  poor  little  child 
must  have  been  in- 
creased when  she 
thought  of  her  rival 
Frank  Esmond's 
wife,  who  was  a  favourite  of  the  whole  Court,  where  my  poor 
Eady  Castlewood  was  neglected,  and  who  had  one  child,  a 


1 1  liilc  his  iiepheii)  slunk  by 


We  are  Disgraced  at  Court  19 

daughter,  flourishing  and  beautiful,  and  was  about  to  become 
a  mother  once  more. 

The  Court,  as  I  have  heard,  only  laughed  the  more  because 
the  poor  lady,  who  had  pretty  well  passed  the  age  when  ladies 
are  accustomed  to  have  children,  nevertheless  determined  not 
to  give  hope  up,  and,  even  when  she  came  to  live  at  Castle- 
wood,  was  constantly  sending  over  to  Hexton  for  the  doctor,  and 
announcing  to  her  friends  the  arrival  of  an  heir.  This  absurdity 
of  hers  was  one  amongst  many  others  which  the  wags  used 
to  play  upon.  Indeed,  to  the  last  days  of  her  life,  my  Lady 
Viscountess  had  the  comfort  of  fancying  herself  beautiful,  and 
persisted  in  blooming  up  to  the  very  midst  of  winter,  painting 
roses  on  her  cheeks  long  after  their  natural  season,  and  attiring 
herself  like  summer  though  her  head  was  covered  with  snow. 

Gentlemen  who  were  about  the  Court  of  King  Charles, 
and  King  James,  have  told  the  present  writer  a  number  of 
stories  about  this  queer  old  lady,  with  which  it's  not  necessary 
that  posterity  should  be  entertained.  She  is  said  to  have  had 
great  powers  of  invective  ;  and  if  she  fought  with  all  her  rivals 
in  King  James's  favour,  'tis  certain  she  must  have  had  a  vast 
number  of  quarrels  on  her  hands.  She  was  a  woman  of  an 
intrepid  spirit,  and  it  appears  pursued  and  rather  fatigued  his 
Majesty  with  her  rights  and  her  wrongs.  Some  say  that  the 
cause  of  her  leaving  Court  was  jealousy  of  Frank  Esmond's 
wife :  others  that  she  was  forced  to  retreat  after  a  great  battle 
which  took  place  at  Whitehall,  between  her  ladyship  and  Lady 
Dorchester,  Tom  Killigrew's  daughter,  whom  the  King  de- 
lighted to  honour,  and  in  which  that  ill-favoured  Esther  got 
the  better  of  our  elderly  Vashti.  But  her  ladyship  for  her 
part  always  averred  that  it  was  her  husband's  quarrel,  and  not 
her  own,  which  occasioned  the  banishment  of  the  two  into  the 
country ;  and  the  cruel  ingratitude  of  the  Sovereign  in  giving 
away,  out  of  the  family,  that  place  of  \\'arden  of  the  Butteries 
and  Groom  of  the  King's  Posset,  which  the  two  last  Lords 
Castlewood  had  held  so  honourably,  and  which  was  now  con- 
ferred upon  a  fellow  of  yesterday,  and  a  hanger-on  of  that 
odious  Dorchester  creature,  my  Lord  Bergamot.*     "I  never," 

*  Lionel  Tipton,  created  Baron  Bergamot  ann.  i6S6,  Gentleman  Usher 
of  the  Back  Stairs,  and  afterwards  appointed  Warden  of  the  Butteries  and 
Groom  of  the  King's  Posset  (on  the  decease  of  George,  second  Viscount 
Castlewood),  accompanied  his  Majesty  to  St.  Germain's,  where  he  died 
without  issue.  No  Groom  of  the  Posset  was  appointed  by  the  Prince  of 
Orange,  nor  hath  there  been  such  an  officer  in  any  succeeding  reign. 


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said  my  lady,  "could  have  come  to  see  his  Majesty's  posset 
carried  by  any  other  hand  than  an  Esmond.  I  should  have 
dashed  the  salver  out  of  Lord  Bergamot's  hand,  had  I  met 
him."  And  those  who  knew  her  ladyship  are  aware  that  she 
was  a  person  quite  capable  of  performing  this  feat,  had  she 
not  wisely  kept  out  of  the  way. 

Holding  the  purse-strings  in  her  own  control,  to  which, 
indeed,  she  liked  to  bring  most  persons  who  came  near 
her,  Lady  Castlewood  could  command  her  husband's  obedi- 
ence, and  so  broke  up  her  establishment  at  London ;  she  had 
removed  from  Lincoln's-Inn- Fields  to  Chelsea,  to  a  pretty 
new  house  she  bought  there  ;  and  brought  her  establishment, 
her  maids,  lap-dogs  and  gentlewomen,  her  priest,  and  his 
lordship  her  husband,  to  Castlewood  Hall,  that  she  had  never 
seen  since  she  quitted  it  as  a  child  with  her  father  during  the 
troubles  of  King  Charles  the  First's  reign.  The  walls  were 
still  open  in  the  old  house  as  they  had  been  left  by  the  shot 
of  the  Commonwealth  men.  A  part  of  the  mansion  was  re- 
stored and  furbished  up  with  the  plate,  hangings,  and  furni- 
ture brought  from  the  house  in  London.  My  lady  meant  to 
have  a  triumphal  entry  into  Castlewood  village,  and  expected 
the  people  to  cheer  as  she  drove  over  the  Green  in  her  great 
coach,  my  lord  beside  her,  her  gentlewomen,  lap-dogs,  and 
cockatoos  on  the  opposite  seat,  si.x  horses  to  her  carriage, 
and  servants  armed  and  mounted,  following  it  and  preced- 
ing it.  But  'twas  in  the  height  of  the  No  Popery  cry ;  the 
folks  in  the  village  and  the  neighbouring  town  were  scared 
by  the  sight  of  her  ladyship's  painted  face  and  eyelids,  as  she 
bobbed  her  head  out  of  the  coach-window,  meaning  no  doubt 
to  be  very  gracious ;  and  one  old  woman  said,  "  Lady  Isabel ! 
lord-a-mercy,  it's  Lady  Jezebel !  "  a  name  by  which  the  enemies 
of  the  right  honourable  Viscountess  were  afterwards  in  the 
habit  of  designating  her.  The  country  was  then  in  a  great  no- 
popery  fervour ;  her  ladyship's  known  conversion,  and  her 
husband's,  the  priest  in  her  train,  and  the  service  performed 
at  the  chapel  of  Castlewood  (though  the  chapel  had  been  built 
for  that  worship  before  any  other  was  heard  of  in  the  country, 
and  though  the  service  was  performed  in  the  most  quiet 
manner),  got  her  no  favour  at  first  in  the  county  or  village.  By 
far  the  greater  part  of  the  estate  of  (Castlewood  had  been  con- 
fiscated, and  been  parcelled  out  to  Commonwealth  men.  One 
or  two  of  these  old  Cromw^ellian  soldiers  were  still  alive  in  the 


Lady  Jezebel  21 

village,  and  looked  grimly  at  first  upon  my  Lady  Viscountess 
when  she  came  to  dwell  there. 

She  appeared  at  the  Hexton  Assembly,  bringing  her  lord 
after  her,  scaring  the  country  folks  with  the  splendour  of  her 
diamonds,  which  she  always  wore  in  public.  They  said  she 
wore  them  in  private,  too,  and  slept  with  them  round  her 
neck  ;  though  the  writer  can  pledge  his  word  that  this  was  a 
calumny.  "  If  she  were  to  take  them  off,"  my  Lady  Sark  said, 
"  Tom  Esmond,  her  husband,  would  run  away  with  them  and 
pawn  them."  'Twas  another  calumny.  My  Lady  Sark  was 
also  an  exile  from  Court,  and  there  had  been  war  between  the 
two  ladies  before. 

The  village  people  began  to  be  reconciled  presently  to 
their  lady,  who  was  generous  and  kind,  though  fantastic  and 
haughty,  in  her  ways ;  and  whose  praises  r)r.  Tusher,  the 
Vicar,  sounded  loudly  amongst  his  flock.  As  for  my  lord,  he 
gave  no  great  trouble,  being  considered  scarce  more  than  an 
appendage  to  my  lady,  who,  as  daughter  of  the  old  lords  of 
Castlewood,  and  possessor  of  vast  wealth,  as  the  country  folks 
said  (though  indeed  nine-tenths  of  it  existed  but  in  rumour), 
was  looked  upon  as  the  real  queen  of  the  Castle,  and  mistress 
of  all  it  contained. 


UV/c'/v  he  ahvays  used  to  preach  and  sing  hymns 


CHAPTER  III 

WHITHER    IN    THE    TIME    OF    THOjMAS,    THIRD    VISCOUNT, 
I    HAD    PRECEDED    HIM,    AS    PACIE    TO    ISABELLA 


COMING  up  to  London  again  some  short  time  after  this 
retreat,  the  Lord  Castlewood  dispatched  a  retainer  of 
his  to  a  Httle  cottage  in  the  village  of  Ealing,  near  to 
London,  where  for  some  time  had  dwelt  an  old  French  refugee, 
by  name  Mr.  Pastoureau,  one  of  those  whom  the  persecution 
of  the  Huguenots  by  the  French  king  had  brought  over  to 
this  country.  With  this  old  man  lived  a  little  lad,  who  went 
by  the  name  of  Henry  Thomas.  He  remembered  to  have 
lived  in  another  place  a  short  time  before,  near  to  London 
too,  amongst  looms  and  spinning-wheels,  and  a  great  deal 
of  psalm-singing  and  church-going,  and  a  whole  colony  of 
Frenchmen. 

Tiiere  he  had  a  dear,  dear  friend,  who  died,  and  whom 


I  LEAVE  Ealing  23 

he  called  Aunt.  She  used  to  visit  him  in  his  dreams  some- 
times ;  and  her  face,  though  it  was  homely,  was  a  thousand 
times  dearer  to  him  than  that  of  Mrs.  Pastoureau,  Bon  Papa 
Pastoureau's  new  wife,  who  came  to  live  with  him  after  aunt 
went  away.  And  there,  at  Spittlefields,  as  it  used  to  be  called, 
lived  Uncle  George,  who  was  a  weaver  too,  but  used  to  tell 
Harry  that  he  was  a  little  gentleman,  and  that  his  father  was 
a  captain,  and  his  mother  an  angel. 

When  he  said  so,  Bon  Papa  used  to  look  up  from  the 
loom,  where  he  was  embroidering  beautiful  silk  flowers,  and 
say,  "  Angel !  she  belongs  to  the  Babylonish  scarlet  woman." 
Bon  Papa  was  always  talking  of  the  scarlet  woman.  He  had 
a  little  room  where  he  always  used  to  preach  and  sing  hymns 
out  of  his  great  old  nose.  Little  Harry  did  not  like  the 
preaching  ;  he  liked  better  the  fine  stories  which  aunt  used  to 
tell  him.  Bon  Papa's  wife  never  told  him  pretty  stories  ;  she 
quarrelled  with  Uncle  George,  and  he  went  away. 

After  this  Harry's  Bon  Papa,  and  his  wife  and  two  children 
of  her  own  that  she  brought  with  her,  came  to  live  at  Ealing. 
The  new  wife  gave  her  children  the  best  of  everything,  and 
Harry  many  a  whipping,  he  knew  not  why.  Besides  blows, 
he  got  ill-names  from  her,  which  need  not  be  set  down  here, 
for  the  sake  of  old  Mr.  Pastoureau,  who  was  still  kind  some- 
times. The  unhappiness  of  those  days  is  long  forgiven,  though 
they  cast  a  shade  of  melancholy  over  the  child's  youth,  which 
will  accompany  him,  no  doubt,  to  the  end  of  his  days  :  as 
those  tender  twigs  are  bent  the  trees  grow  afterward  ;  and  he, 
at  least,  who  has  suffered  as  a  child,  and  is  not  quite  perverted 
in  that  early  school  of  unhappiness,  learns  to  be  gentle  and 
long-suffering  with  little  children. 

Harry  was  very  glad  when  a  gentleman  dressed  in  black, 
on  horseback,  with  a  mounted  servant  behind  him,  came  to 
fetch  him  away  from  Ealing.  The  noverca,  or  unjust  step- 
mother, who  had  neglected  him  for  her  own  two  children,  gave 
him  supper  enough  the  night  before  he  went  away,  and  plenty 
in  the  morning.  She  did  not  beat  him  once,  and  told  the 
children  to  keep  their  hands  off  him.  One  was  a  girl,  and 
Harry  never  could  bear  to  strike  a  girl,  and  the  other  was  a 
boy,  whom  he  could  easily  have  beat,  but  he  always  cried  out, 
when  Mrs.  Pastoureau  came  sailing  to  the  res-cue  with  arms 
like  a  flail.  She  only  washed  Harry's  face  the  day  he  went 
away ;    nor   ever   so    much   as    once    boxed    his    ears.      She 


24        The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

whimpered  rather  when  the  gentleman  in  black  came  for  the 
boy;  and  old  Mr.  Pastoureau,  as  he  gave  the  child  his  bless- 
ing, scowled  over  his  shoulder  at  the  strange  gentleman,  and 
grumbled  out  something  about  Babylon  and  the  scarlet  lady. 
He  was  grown  quite  old,  like  a  child  almost.  Mrs.  Pastoureau 
used  to  wipe  his  nose  as  she  did  to  the  children.  She  was 
a  great,  big,  handsome  young  woman  ;  but  though  she  pre- 
tended to  cry,  Harry  thought  'twas  only  a  sham,  and  sprang 
quite  delighted  upon  the  horse  upon  which  the  lacquey  helped 
him. 

He  was  a  Frenchman  ;  his  name  was  Blaise.  The  child 
could  talk  to  him  in  his  own  language  perfectly  well :  he  knew 
it  better  than  English  indeed,  having  lived  hitherto  chiefly 
among  French  people :  and  being  called  the  little  Frenchman 
by  other  boys  on  Ealing  Green.  He  soon  learnt  to  speak 
English  perfectly,  and  to  forget  some  of  his  French  :  children 
forget  easily.  Some  earlier  and  fainter  recollections  the  child 
had,  of  a  different  country  ;  and  a  town  with  tall  white  houses  ; 
and  a  ship.  But  these  were  quite  indistinct  in  the  boy's  mind, 
as,  indeed,  the  memory  of  Ealing  soon  became,  at  least  of 
much  that  he  suffered  there. 

The  lacquey  before  whom  he  rode  was  very  lively  and 
voluble,  and  informed  the  boy  that  the  gentleman  riding 
before  him  was  my  lord's  Chaplain,  Father  Holt ;  that  he  was 
now  to  be  called  Master  Harry  P-smond  ;  that  my  Lord  Viscount 
Castlewood  was  \\\s  parrai?i ;  that  he  was  to  live  at  the  great 

house  of  Castlewood,  in  the  province  of  shire,  where  he 

would  see  Madame  the  Viscountess,  who  was  a  grand  lady ; 
and  so,  seated  on  a  cloth  before  Blaise's  saddle,  Harry  Esmond 
was  brought  to  London,  and  to  a  fine  square  called  Covent 
Garden,  near  to  which  his  patron  lodged. 

Mr.  Holt  the  priest  took  the  child  by  the  hand,  and  brought 
him  to  this  nobleman,  a  grand  languid  nobleman  in  a  great 
cap  and  flowered  morning-gown,  sucking  oranges.  He  patted 
Harry  on  the  head  and  gave  him  an  orange. 

"  Cest  hieti  fa,"  he  said  to  the  priest,  after  eyeing  the  child, 
and  the  gentleman  in  black  shrugged  his  shoulders. 

"  Let  Blaise  take  him  out  for  a  holyday,"  and  out  for  a  holy- 
day  the  boy  and  the  valet  went.  Harry  went  jumping  along ; 
he  was  glad  enough  to  go. 

He  will  remember  to  his  life's  end  the  delights  of  those 
days.     He  was  taken  to  see  a  play  by  Monsieur  Blaise,  in  a 


Father  Holt   catechises  Me  25 

house  a  thousand  times  greater  and  finer  than  the  booth  at 
Ealing  Fair — and  on  the  next  happy  day  they  took  water  on 
the  river,  and  Harry  saw  London  Bridge,  with  the  houses  and 
booksellers'  shops  thereon,  looking  like  a  street,  and  the  Tower 
of  London,  with  the  armour,  and  the  great  lions  and  bears  in 
the  moats — all  under  company  of  Monsieur  Blaise. 

Presently,  of  an  early  morning,  all  the  party  set  forth  for 
the  country,  namely,  my  Lord  Viscount  and  the  other  gentle- 
man ;  Monsieur  Blaise,  and  Harry  on  a  pillion  behind  him, 
and  two  or  three  men  with  pistols  and  leading  the  baggage- 
horses.  And  all  along  the  road  the  Frenchman  told  little 
Harry  stories  of  brigands,  which  made  the  child's  hair  stand 
on  end,  and  terrified  him,  so  that  at  the  great  gloomy  inn  on 
the  road  where  they  lay,  he  besought  to  be  allowed  to  sleep 
in  a  room  with  one  of  the  servants,  and  was  compassionated 
by  Mr.  Holt,  the  gentleman  who  travelled  with  my  lord,  and 
who  gave  the  child  a  little  bed  in  his  chamber. 

His  artless  talk  and  answers  very  likely  inclined  this  gentle- 
man in  the  boy's  favour,  for  next  day  Mr.  Holt  said  Harry 
should  ride  behind  him,  and  not  with  the  French  lacquey ;  and 
all  along  the  journey  put  a  thousand  questions  to  the  child — 
as  to  his  foster-brother  and  relations  at  Ealing ;  what  his  old 
grandfather  had  taught  him  ;  what  languages  he  knew  ;  whether 
he  could  read  and  write,  and  sing,  and  so  forth.  And  Mr. 
Holt  found  that  Harry  could  read  and  write,  and  possessed 
the  two  languages  of  French  and  English  very  well ;  and  when 
he  asked  Harry  about  singing,  the  lad  broke  out  with  a  hymn 
to  the  tune  of  Dr.  Martin  Luther,  which  set  Mr.  Holt  a-laugh- 
ing ;  and  even  caused  his  ^^^rand parrai?i  in  the  laced  hat  and 
periwig  to  laugh  too  when  Holt  told  him  what  the  child  was 
singing.  For  it  appeared  that  Dr.  Martin  Luther's  hymns 
were  not  sung  in  the  churches  Mr.  Holt  preached  at. 

"  You  must  never  sing  that  song  any  more,  do  you  hear, 
little  mannikin  ?  "  says  my  Lord  Viscount,  holding  up  a  finger. 

"  But  we  wdll  try  and  teach  you  a  better,  Harry,"  Mr.  Holt 
said  ;  and  the  child  answered,  for  he  was  a  docile  child,  and  of 
an  affectionate  nature,  "  that  he  loved  pretty  songs,  and  would 
try  and  learn  anything  the  gentleman  would  tell  him."  That 
day  he  so  pleased  the  gentlemen  by  his  talk,  that  they  had 
him  to  dine  with  them  at  the  inn,  and  encouraged  him  in  his 
prattle ;  and  Monsieur  Blaise,  with  whom  he  rode  and  dined 
the  day  before,  waited  upon  him  now. 


26        The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

"  'Tis  well,  'tis  well,"  said  Blaise,  that  night  (in  his  own 
language)  when  they  lay  again  at  an  inn.  "  We  are  a  little 
lord  here,  we  are  a  little  lord  now  :  we  shall  see  what  we  are 
when  we  come  to  Castlewood,  where  my  lady  is." 

"When  shall  we  come  to  Castlewood,  Monsieur  Blaise?" 
says  Harry. 

'■'■  Parbleu !  my  lord  does  not  press  himself,"  Blaise  says, 
with  a  grin ;  and,  indeed,  it  seemed  as  if  his  lordship  was  not 
in  a  great  hurry,  for  he  spent  three  days  on  that  journey,  which 
Harry  Esmond  hath  often  since  ridden  in  a  dozen  hours.  For 
the  last  two  of  the  days,  Harry  rode  with  the  priest,  who  was 
so  kind  to  him,  that  the  child  had  grown  to  be  quite  fond 
and  familiar  with  him  by  the  journey's  end,  and  had  scarce 
a  thought  in  his  little  heart  which  by  that  time  he  had  not 
confided  to  his  new  friend. 

At  length  on  the  third  day,  at  evening,  they  came  to  a 
village  standing  on  a  green  with  elms  round  it,  very  pretty  to 
look  at ;  and  the  people  there  all  took  off  their  hats,  and  made 
curtsies  to  my  Lord  Viscount,  who  bowed  to  them  all  languidly; 
and  there  was  one  portly  person  that  wore  a  cassock  and  a 
broad-leafed  hat,  who  bowed  lower  than  any  one — and  with 
this  one  both  my  lord  and  ISIr.  Holt  had  a  few  words.  "This, 
Harry,  is  Castlewood  church,"  says  Mr.  Holt,  "and  this  is  the 
pillar  thereof,  learned  Doctor  Tusher.  Take  off  your  hat, 
sirrah,  and  salute  Doctor  Tusher." 

"  Come  up  to  supper.  Doctor,"  says  my  lord ;  at  which 
the  Doctor  made  another  low  bow,  and  the  party  moved  on 
towards  a  grand  house  that  was  before  them,  with  many  grey 
towers  and  vanes  on  them,  and  windows  flaming  in  the  sun- 
shine ;  and  a  great  army  of  rooks,  wheeling  over  their  heads, 
made  for  the  woods  behind  the  house,  as  Harry  saw  ;  and  Mr. 
Holt  told  him  that  they  lived  at  Castlewood  too. 

They  came  to  the  house,  and  passed  under  an  arch  into 
a  court-yard,  with  a  fountain  in  the  centre,  where  many  men 
came  and  held  my  lord's  stirrup  as  he  descended  ;  and  paid 
great  respect  to  Mr.  Holt  likewise.  And  the  child  thought 
that  the  servants  looked  at  him  curiously  and  smiled  to  one 
another — and  he  recalled  what  Blaise  had  said  to  him  when 
they  were  in  London,  and  Harry  had  spoken  about  his  god- 
papa,  when  the  Frenchman  said,  "  Pari? leu,  one  sees  well  that 
my  lord  is  your  godfather;"  words  whereof  the  poor  lad  did 
not  know  the  meaning  then  :  though  he  apprehended  the  truth 


My  Lady  Viscountess  27 

in  a  very  short  time  afterwards,  and  learned  it  and  thought  of 
it  with  no  small  feeling  of  shame. 

Taking  Harry  by  the  hand  as  soon  as  they  were  both  de- 
scended from  their  horses,  Mr.  Holt  led  him  across  the  court, 
and  under  a  low  door  to  rooms  on  a  level  with  the  ground  ; 
one  of  which  Father  Holt  said  was  to  be  the  boy's  chamber, 
the  other  on  the  other  side  of  the  passage  being  the  Father's 
own  ;  and  as  soon  as  the  little  man's  face  was  washed,  and  the 
Father's  own  dress  arranged,  Harry's  guide  took  him  once 
more  to  the  door  by  which  my  lord  had  entered  the  hall,  and 
up  a  stair,  and  through  an  ante-room  to  my  lady's  drawing- 
room — an  apartment  than  which  Harry  thought  he  had  never 
seen  anything  more  grand — no,  not  in  the  Tower  of  London, 
which  he  had  just  visited.  Indeed  the  chamber  was  richly 
ornamented  in  the  manner  of  Queen  Elizabeth's  time,  with 
great  stained  windows  at  either  end,  and  hangings  of  tapestry, 
which  the  sun,  shining  through  the  coloured  glass,  painted  of 
a  thousand  hues  ;  and  here  in  state,  by  the  fire,  sate  a  lady  to 
whom  the  priest  took  up  Harry,  who  was  indeed  amazed  by 
her  appearance. 

My  Lady  Viscountess's  face  was  daubed  with  white  and 
red  up  to  the  eyes,  to  which  the  paint  gave  an  unearthly  glare  : 
she  had  a  tower  of  lace  on  her  head,  under  which  was  a  bush 
of  black  curls — borrowed  curls — so  that  no  wonder  little  Harry 
Esmond  was  scared  when  he  was  first  presented  to  her — the  kind 
priest  acting  as  master  of  the  ceremonies  at  that  solemn  intro- 
duction— and  he  stared  at  her  with  eyes  almost  as  great  as  her 
own,  as  he  had  stared  at  the  player- woman  who  acted  the  wicked 
tragedy-queen,  when  the  players  came  down  to  Ealing  Fair. 
She  sate  in  a  great  chair  by  the  fire-corner ;  in  her  lap  was  a 
spaniel  dog  that  barked  furiously ;  on  a  little  table  by  her  was 
her  ladyship's  snuff-box  and  her  sugar-plum  box.  She  wore  a 
dress  of  black  velvet,  and  a  petticoat  of  flame-coloured  brocade. 
She  had  as  many  rings  on  her  fingers  as  the  old  woman  of 
Banbury  Cross ;  and  pretty  small  feet,  which  she  was  fond  of 
showing,  with  great  gold  clocks  to  her  stockings,  and  white 
pantofles  with  red  heels  :  and  an  odour  of  musk  was  shook  out 
of  her  garments  whenever  she  moved  or  quitted  the  room, 
leaning  on  her  tortoise-shell  stick,  little  Fury  barking  at  her 
heels. 

Mrs.  Tusher,  the  parson's  wife,  was  with  my  lady.  She  had 
been  waiting-woman  to  her  ladyship  in  the  late  lord's  time, 


28        The   History  of  Henry  Esmond 

and  having  her  soul  in  that  business,  took  naturally  to  it  when 
the  Viscountess  of  Castlewood  returned  to  inhabit  her  father's 
house. 

"  I  present  to  your  ladyship  your  kinsman  and  little  page  of 
honour,  Master  Henry  Esmond,"  ]\Ir.  Holt  said,  bowing  lowly, 
with  a  sort  of  comical  humility.  "  Make  a  pretty  bow  to  my 
lady,  Monsieur ;  and  then  another  little  bow,  not  so  low,  to 
Madame  Tusher — the  fair  priestess  of  Castlewood." 

"  Where  I  have  lived  and  hope  to  die,  sir,"  says  Madame 
Tusher,  giving  a  hard  glance  at  the  brat,  and  then  at  my 
lady. 

Upon  her  the  boy's  whole  attention  was  for  a  time  directed. 
He  could  not  keep  his  great  eyes  off  from  her.  Since  the 
Empress  of  Ealing  he  had  seen  nothing  so  awful. 

"Does  my  appearance  please  you,  little  page?"  asked 
the  lady. 

"  He  would  be  very  hard  to  please  if  it  didn't,"  cried 
Madame  Tusher. 

"  Have  done,  you  silly  Maria,"  said  Lady  Castlewood. 

"  Where  I'm  attached,  I'm  attached,  Madame — and  I'd 
die  rather  than  not  say  so." 

'■'■Je  meiirs  oh  je  7?i'attache,"  Mr.  Holt  said,  with  a  polite 
grin.  "  The  ivy  says  so  in  the  picture,  and  clings  to  the  oak 
like  a  fond  parasite  as  it  is." 

"  Parricide  !  sir  !  "  cries  Mrs.  Tusher. 

"  Hush,  Tusher — you  are  always  bickering  with  Father 
Holt,"  cried  my  lady.  "  Come  and  kiss  my  hand,  child  ;"  and 
the  oak  held  out  a  bratich  to  little  Harry  Esmond,  who  took 
and  dutifully  kissed  the  lean  old  hand,  upon  the  gnarled 
knuckles  of  which  there  glittered  a  hundred  rings. 

"To  kiss  that  hand  would  make  many  a  pretty  fellow 
happy ! "  cried  Mrs.  Tusher :  on  which  my  lady  crying  out, 
"  Go,  you  foolish  Tusher,"  and  tapping  her  with  her  great  fan, 
Tusher  ran  forward  to  seize  her  hand  and  kiss  it.  Fury  arose 
and  barked  furiously  at  Tusher ;  and  Father  Holt  looked  on 
at  this  queer  scene,  with  arch  grave  glances. 

The  awe  exhibited  by  the  little  boy  perhaps  pleased  the 
lady  to  whom  this  artless  flattery  was  bestowed,  for  having 
gone  down  on  his  knee  (as  Father  Holt  had  directed  him,  and 
the  mode  then  was)  and  performed  his  obeisance,  she  said, 
"  Page  Esmond,  my  groom  of  the  chamber  will  inform  you 
what  your  duties  are,  when  you  wait  upon  my  lord  and  me  ; 


I   ASK  Questions 


and  good  Father  Holt  will  instruct  you  as  becomes  a  gentleman 
of  our  name.  You  will  pay  him  obedience  in  everything,  and 
I  pray  you  may  grow  to  be  as  learned  and  as  good  as  your 
tutor.'' 

The  lady  seemed  to  have  the  greatest  reverence  for  Mr. 
Holt,  and  to  be  more  afraid  of  him  than  of  anything  else  in 
the  world.  If  she  was  ever  so  angry,  a  word  or  look  from 
Father  Holt  made  her  calm  :  indeed  he  had  a  vast  power  of 
subjecting  those  who  came  near  him  ;  and,  among  the  rest, 
his  new  pupil  gave  himself  up  with  an  entire  confidence  and 
attachment  to  the  good  Father,  and  became  his  willing  slave 
almost  from  the  first  moment  he  saw  him. 

He  put  his  small  hand  into  the  Father's  as  he  walked  away 
from  his  first  presentation  to  his  mistress,  and  asked  many 
questions  in  his  artless  childish  way.  "  Who  is  that  other 
woman  ?  "  he  asked.  "  She  is  fat  and  round  ;  she  is  more 
pretty  than  my  Lady  Castlewood." 

"  She  is  Aladame  Tusher,  the  parson's  wife  of  Castlewood. 
She  has  a  son  of  your  age,  but  bigger  than  you." 

"  Why  does  she  like  so  to  kiss  my  lady's  hand  ?  It  is  not 
good  to  kiss.' 

"Tastes  are  different, little  man.  MadameTusher  is  attached 
to  my  lady,  having  been  her  waiting-woman,  before  she  was 
married,  in  the  old  lord's  time.  She  married  Doctor  Tusher 
the  Chaplain.  The  English  household  divines  often  marry 
the  waiting-women." 

"  You  will  not  marry  the  French  woman,  will  you  ?  I  saw 
her  laughing  with  Blaise  in  the  buttery." 

"  I  belong  to  a  Church  that  is  older  and  better  than  the 
English  Church,"  Mr.  Holt  said  (making  a  sign,  whereof 
Esmond  did  not  then  understand  the  meaning,  across  his 
breast  and  forehead);  "in  our  Church  the  clergy  do  not 
marry.     You  will  understand  these  things  better  soon." 

"Was  not  Saint  Peter  the  head  of  your*  Church  ? — Dr. 
Rabbits  of  Ealing  told  us  so." 

The  Father  said,  "Yes,  he  was." 

"  But  Saint  Peter  was  married,  for  we  heard  only  last  Sunday 
that  his  wife's  mother  lay  sick  of  a  fever."  On  which  the 
Father  again  laughed,  and  said  he  would  understand  this  too 
better  soon,  and  talked  of  other  things,  and  took  away  Harry 
Esmond,  and  showed  him  the  great  old  house  which  he  had 
come  to  inhabit. 


30        The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

It  stood  on  a  rising  green  hill,  with  woods  behind  it,  in 
which  were  rooks'  nests,  where  the  birds  at  morning  and 
returning  home  at  evening  made  a  great  cawing.  At  the  foot 
of  the  hill  was  a  river  with  a  steep  ancient  bridge  crossing  it ; 
and  beyond  that  a  large  pleasant  green  flat,  where  the  village 
of  Castlewood  stood  and  stands,  with  the  church  in  the  midst, 
the  parsonage  hard  by  it,  the  inn  with  the  blacksmith's  forge 
beside  it,  and  the  sign  of  the  Three  Castles  on  the  elm.  The 
London  road  stretched  away  towards  the  rising  sun,  and  to 
the  west  were  swelling  hills  and  peaks  behind  which  many  a 
time  Harry  Esmond  saw  the  same  sun  setting,  that  he  now 
looks  on  thousands  of  miles  away  across  the  great  ocean — in 
a  new  Castlewood  by  another  stream,  that  bears,  like  the  new 
country  of  wandering  ^neas,  the  fond  names  of  the  land  of 
his  youth. 

The  Hall  of  Castlewood  was  built  with  two  courts,  whereof 
one  only,  the  fountain  court,  was  now  inhabited,  the  other 
having  been  battered  down  in  the  Cromwellian  wars.  In  the 
fountain  court,  still  in  good  repair,  was  the  great  hall,  near  to 
the  kitchen  and  butteries.  A  dozen  of  living-rooms  looking 
to  the  north,  and  communicating  with  the  little  chapel  that 
faced  eastwards  and  the  buildings  stretching  from  that  to  the 
main  gate,  and  with  the  hall  (which  looked  to  the  west)  into 
the  court,  now  dismantled.  This  court  had  been  the  most 
magnificent  of  the  two,  until  the  Protector's  cannon  tore  down 
one  side  of  it  before  the  place  was  taken  and  stormed.  The 
besiegers  entered  at  the  terrace  under  the  clock-tower,  slaying 
every  man  of  the  garrison,  and  at  their  head  my  lord's  brother, 
Francis  Esmond. 

The  Restoration  did  not  bring  enough  money  to  the  Lord 
Castlewood  to  restore  this  ruined  part  of  his  house ;  where 
were  the  morning  parlours,  above  them  the  long  musick- 
gallery,  and  before  which  stretched  the  garden  terrace,  where, 
however,  the  flowers  grew  again,  which  the  boots  of  the 
Roundheads  had  trodden  in  their  assault,  and  which  was 
restored  without  much  cost,  and  only  a  little  care,  by  both 
ladies  who  succeeded  the  second  Viscount  in  the  government 
of  this  mansion.  Round  the  terrace-garden  was  a  low  wall, 
with  a  wicket  leading  to  the  wooded  height  beyond,  that  is 
called  Cromwell's  battery  to  this  day. 

Young  Harry  Esmond  learned  the  domestic  ])art  of  his 
duty,  which  was  easy  enough,  from  the  groom  of  her  ladyship's 


Castlewood 


31 


chamber :  serving  the  Countess,  as  the  custom  commonly  was 
in  his  boyhood,  as  page,  waiting  at  her  chair,  bringing  her 
scented  water  and  the  silver  basin  after  dinner — sitting  on  her 
carriage-step  on  state  occasions,  or  on  public  days  introducing 
her  company  to  her.     This  was  chiefly  of  the  Catholic  gentry, 


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Or  on  public  days  introducing  her  company  to  her 


of  whom  there  were  a  pretty  many  in  the  country  and  neigh- 
bouring city ;  and  who  rode  not  seldom  to  Castlewood  to 
partake  of  the  hospitalities  there.  In  the  second  year  of 
their  residence  the  company  seemed  especially  to  increase. 
My  lord  and  my  lady  were  seldom  without  visitors,  in  whose 


32        The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

society  it  was  curious  to  contrast  the  difference  of  behaviour 
between  Father  Holt,  the  director  of  the  family,  and  Doctor 
Tusher,  the  rector  of  the  parish — Mr.  Holt  moving  amongst 
the  very  highest  as  quite  their  equal,  and  as  commanding  them 
all ;  while  poor  Doctor  Tusher,  whose  position  was  indeed  a 
difficult  one.  having  been  Chaplain  once  to  the  Hall,  and  still 
to  the  Protestant  servants  there,  seemed  more  like  an  usher  than 
an  ecjual,  and  always  rose  to  go  away  after  the  first  course. 

Also  there  came  in  these  times  to  Father  Holt  many  private 
visitors,  whom,  after  a  little,  Harry  Esmond  had  little  diffi- 
culty in  recognising  as  ecclesiastics  of  the  Father's  persuasion  : 
whatever  their  dresses  (and  they  adopted  all)  might  be.  These 
were  closeted  with  the  Father  constantly,  and  often  came  and 
rode  away  without  paying  their  devoirs  to  my  lord  and  lady — 
to  the  lady  and  lord  rather — his  lordship  being  little  more  than 
a  cypher  in  the  house,  and  entirely  under  his  domineering 
partner.  A  little  fowling,  a  little  hunting,  a  great  deal  of  sleep, 
and  a  long  time  at  cards  and  table,  carried  through  one  day 
after  another  with  his  lordship.  When  meetings  took  place  in 
this  second  year,  which  often  would  happen  with  closed  doors, 
the  page  found  my  lord's  sheet  of  paper  scribbled  over  with 
dogs  and  horses,  and  'twas  said  he  had  much  ado  to  keep  him- 
self awake  at  these  councils  :  the  Countess  ruling  over  them, 
and  he  acting  as  little  more  than  her  secretary. 

Father  Holt  began  speedily  to  be  so  much  occupied  with 
these  meetings  as  rather  to  neglect  the  education  of  the  little 
lad  who  so  gladly  put  himself  under  the  kind  priest's  orders. 
At  first  they  read  much  and  regularly,  both  in  Latin  and 
French ;  the  Father  not  neglecting  in  anything  to  impress  his 
faith  upon  his  pupil,  but  not  forcing  him  violently,  and  treat- 
ing him  with  a  delicacy  and  kindness  which  surprised  and 
attached  the  child,  always  more  easily  won  by  these  methods 
than  by  any  severe  exercise  of  authority.  And  his  delight  in 
our  walks  was  to  tell  Harry  of  the  glories  of  his  order,  of  its 
martyrs  and  heroes,  of  its  brethren  converting  the  heathen  by 
myriads,  traversing  the  desert,  facing  the  stake,  ruling  the 
courts  and  councils,  or  braving  the  tortures  of  kings ;  so  that 
Harry  Esmond  thought  that  to  belong  to  the  Jesuits  was  the 
greatest  prize  of  life  and  bravest  end  of  ambition  ;  the  greatest 
career  here,  and  in  heaven  the  surest  reward ;  and  began  to 
long  for  the  day,  not  only  when  he  should  enter  into  the  one 
Church  and  receive  his  first  communion,  but  when  he  might 


Magna  est  Veritas  33 

join  that  wonderful  brotherhood,  which  was  present  through- 
out all  the  world,  and  which  numbered  the  wisest,  the  bravest, 
the  highest  born,  the  most  eloquent  of  men,  among  its 
members.  Father  Holt  bade  him  keep  his  views  secret,  and 
to  hide  them  as  a  great  treasure  which  would  escape  him  if  it 
was  revealed  :  and  proud  of  this  confidence  and  secret  vested 
in  him,  the  lad  became  fondly  attached  to  the  master  who 
initiated  him  into  a  mystery  so  wonderful  and  awful.  And 
when  little  Tom  Tusher,  his  neighbour,  came  from  school  for 
his  holiday,  and  said  how  he,  too,  was  to  be  bred  up  for  an 
English  priest,  and  would  get  what  he  called  an  exhibition 
from  his  school,  and  then  a  college  scholarship  and  fellowship, 
and  then  a  good  living  —  it  tasked  young  Harry  Esmond's 
powers  of  reticence  not  to  say  to  his  young  companion, 
"  Church  !  priesthood  !  fat  living  !  My  dear  Tommy,  do  you 
call  yours  a  Church  and  a  priesthood  ?  What  is  a  fat  living 
compared  to  converting  a  hundred  thousand  heathens  by  a 
single  sermon  ?  What  is  a  scholarship  at  Trinity  by  the  side 
of  a  crown  of  martyrdom,  with  angels  awaiting  you  as  your 
head  is  taken  off?  Could  your  master  at  school  sail  over  the 
Thames  on  his  gown  ?  Have  you  statues  in  your  Church  that 
can  bleed,  speak,  walk,  and  cry  ?  My  good  Tommy,  in  dear 
Father  Holt's  Church  these  things  take  place  every  day.  You 
know  Saint  Philip  of  the  Willows  appeared  to  Lord  Castlewood 
and  caused  him  to  turn  to  the  one  true  Church.  No  saints 
ever  come  to  you."  And  Harry  Esmond,  because  of  his 
promise  to  Father  Holt,  hiding  away  these  treasures  of  faith 
from  T.  Tusher,  delivered  himself  of  them  nevertheless  simply 
to  Father  Holt,  who  stroked  his  head,  smiled  at  him  with  his 
inscrutable  look,  and  told  him  that  he  did  well  to  meditate 
on  these  great  things,  and  not  to  talk  of  them  except  under 
direction. 


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CHAPTER  IV 


I    AM    PLACED    UNDER    A    POPISH     PRIEST,    AND    BRED    TO    THAT 
RELIGION — VISCOUNTESS   CASTLEWOOD 

HAD  time  enough  been  given  and  his  childish  inclina- 
tions been  properly  nurtured,  Harry  Esmond  had  been  a 
Jesuit  priest  ere  he  was  a  dozen  years  older,  and  might 
have  finished  his  days  a  martyr  in  China  or  a  victim  on  Tower 
Hill :  for  in  the  few  months  they  spent  together  at  Castlewood, 
Mr.  Holt  obtained  an  entire  mastery  over  the  boy's  intellect 
and  affections ;  and  had  brought  him  to  think,  as  indeed 
Father  Holt  thought  with  all  his  heart  too,  that  no  life  was  so 
noble,  no  death  so  desirable,  as  that  which  many  brethren  of 
his  famous  order  were  ready  to  undergo.  By  love,  by  a  bright- 
ness of  wit  and  good-humour  that  charmed  all,  by  an  authority 

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which  he  knew  how  to  assume,  by  a  mystery  and  silence  about 
him  which  increased  the  childs  reverence  for  him,  he  won 
Harry's  absolute  fealty,  and  would  have  kept  it,  doubtless,  if 
schemes  greater  and  more  important  than  a  poor  little  boy's 
admission  into  orders  had  not  called  him  away. 

After  being  at  home  for  a  few  months  in  tranquillity  (if 
theirs  might  be  called  tranquillity,  which  was,  in  truth,  a  con- 
stant bickering),  my  lord  and  lady  left  the  country  for  London, 
taking  their  director  with  them  :  and  his  little  pupil  scarce  ever 
shed  more  bitter  tears  in  his  life  than  he  did  for  nights  after 
the  first  parting  with  his  dear  friend,  as  he  lay  in  the  lonely 
chamber  next  to  that  which  the  Father  used  to  occupy.  He 
and  a  few  domestics  were  left  as  the  only  tenants  of  the  great 
house  :  and  though  Harry  sedulously  did  all  the  tasks  which 
the  Father  set  him,  he  had  many  hours  unoccupied,  and  read 
in  the  hbrary,  and  bewildered  his  little  brains  with  the  great 
books  he  found  there. 

After  a  while  the  little  lad  grew  accustomed  to  the  loneli- 
ness of  the  place  :  and  in  after-days  remembered  this  part 
of  his  life  as  a  period  not  unhappy.  When  the  family  was 
at  London  the  whole  of  the  establishment  travelled  thither 
with  the  exception  of  the  porter,  who  was,  moreover,  brewer, 
gardener,  and  woodman,  and  his  wife  and  children.  These 
had  their  lodging  in  the  gatehouse  hard  by,  with  a  door  into 
the  court ;  and  a  window  looking  out  on  the  Green  was  the 
Chaplain's  room  ;  and  next  to  this  a  small  chamber  where 
Father  Holt  had  his  books,  and  Harry  Esmond  his  sleeping- 
closet.  The  side  of  the  house  facing  the  east  had  escaped 
the  guns  of  the  Cromwellians,  whose  battery  was  on  the 
height  facing  the  western  court;  so  that  this  eastern  end  bore 
few  marks  of  demolition,  save  in  the  chapel,  where  the  painted 
windows  surviving  Edward  the  Sixth  had  been  broke  by  the 
Commonwealth  men.  In  Father  Holt's  time  little  Harry 
Esmond  acted  as  his  familiar,  and  faithful  little  servitor ; 
beating  his  clothes,  folding  his  vestments,  fetching  his  water 
from  the  well  long  before  daylight,  ready  to  run  anywhere  for 
the  service  of  his  beloved  priest.  When  the  Father  was  away, 
he  locked  his  private  chamber,  but  the  room  where  the  books 
were  was  left  to  little  Harry,  who  but  for  the  society  of  this 
gentleman  was  little  less  solitary  when  Lord  Castlewood  was 
at  home. 

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chainbn\  and  it  required  less  quick  eyes  than  my  lady's  little 
page  was  naturally  endowed  with,  to  see  that  she  had  many 
qualities  by  no  means  heroic,  however  much  Mrs.  Tusher 
might  flatter  and  coax  her.  When  Father  Holt  was  not  by, 
who  exercised  an  entire  authority  over  the  pair,  my  lord  and 
my  lady  quarrelled  and  abused  each  other  so  as  to  make  the 
servants  laugh,  and  to  frighten  the  little  page  on  duty.  The 
poor  boy  trembled  before  his  mistress,  who  called  him  by  a 
hundred  ugly  names,  who  made  nothing  of  boxing  his  ears, 
and  tilting  the  silver  basin  in  his  face  which  it  was  his  business 
to  present  to  her  after  dinner.  She  hath  repaired,  by  subse- 
quent kindness  to  him,  these  severities,  which  it  must  be 
owned  made  his  childhood  very  unhappy.  She  was  but  un- 
happy herself  at  this  time,  poor  soul,  and  I  suppose  made  her 
dependants  lead  her  own  sad  life.  I  think  my  lord  was  as 
much  afraid  of  her  as  her  page  was,  and  the  only  person  of 
the  household  who  mastered  her  was  Mr.  Holt.  Harry  was 
only  too  glad  when  the  Father  dined  at  table,  and  to  slink 
away  and  prattle  with  him  afterwards,  or  read  with  him,  or 
walk  with  him.  Luckily  my  Lady  Viscountess  did  not  rise 
till  noon.  Heaven  help  the  poor  waiting-woman  who  had 
charge  of  her  toilet !  I  have  often  seen  the  poor  wretch 
come  out  with  red  eyes  from  the  closet  where  those  long 
and  mysterious  rites  of  her  ladyship's  dress  were  performed, 
and  the  backgammon-box  locked  up  with  a  rap  on  Mrs. 
Tusher's  fingers  when  she  played  ill  or  the  game  was  going 
the  wrong  way. 

Blessed  be  the  king  who  introduced  cards,  and  the  kind 
inventors  of  piquet  and  cribbage,  for  they  employed  six  hours 
at  least  of  her  ladyship's  day,  during  which  her  family  was 
pretty  easy.  Without  this  occupation  my  lady  frequently 
declared  she  should  die.  Her  dependants  one  after  another 
relieved  guard — 'twas  rather  a  dangerous  post  to  play  with 
her  ladyship — and  took  the  cards  turn  about.  Mr.  Holt  would 
sit  with  her  at  piquet  during  hours  together,  at  which  time  she 
behaved  herself  properly  ;  and  as  for  Ur.  Tusher,  I  believe  he 
would  have  left  a  parishioner's  dying  bed  if  summoned  to  play 
a  rubber  with  his  patroness  at  Castlewood.  Sometimes,  when 
they  were  pretty  comfortable  together,  my  lord  took  a  hand. 
Besides  these  my  lady  had  her  faithful  poor  Tusher,  and  one, 
two,  three  gentlewomen  whom  Harry  Esmond  could  recollect 
in  his  time.     They  could  not  bear  that  genteel  service  very 


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long  ;  one  after  another  tried  and  failed  at  it.  These  and  the 
housekeeper,  and  Httle  Harry  Esmond,  had  a  table  of  their 
own.  Poor  ladies  !  their  life  was  far  harder  than  the  page's. 
He  was  sound  asleep  tucked  up  in  his  little  bed,  whilst  they 
were  sitting  by  her  lady- 
ship reading  her  to  sleep, 
with  the  News  Letter  or 
the  Grand  Cyrus.  My 
lady  used  to  have  boxes 
of  new  plays  from  London, 
and  Harry  was  forbidden, 
under  the  pain  of  a  whip- 
ping, to  look  into  them. 
I  am  afraid  he  deserved 
the  penalty  pretty  often, 
and  got  it  sometimes. 
Father  Holt  applied  it 
twice  or  thrice,  when  he 
caught  the  young  scape- 
grace with  a  delightful 
wicked  comedy  of  Mr. 
Shadwell's  or  Mr.  Wycher- 
ley's  under  his  pillow. 

These,  when  he  took 
any,  were  my  lord's  favour- 
ite reading.  But  he  was 
averse  to  much  study,  and, 
as  his  little  page  fancied, 
to  much  occupation  of 
any  sort. 

It  always  seemed  to 
young  Harry  ELsmond  that 
my  lord  treated  him  with 
more  kindness  when  his 
lady  was  not  present,  and 
Lord  Castlewood  would 
take  the  lad  sometimes  on 

his  little  journeys  a-hunting,  or  a-birding ;  he  loved  to  play  at 
cards  and  tric-trac  with  him,  which  games  the  boy  learned  to 
pleasure  his  lord ;  and  was  growing  to  like  him  better  daily, 
showing  a  special  pleasure  if  Father  Holt  gave  a  good  report 
of  him,  patting  him  on  the  head,  and  promising  that  he  would 


/  have  often  seen  the  poor  rvretch  come 
out  -with  red  eyes 


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provide  for  the  boy.  However,  in  my  lady's  presence,  my 
lord  showed  no  such  marks  of  kindness,  and  affected  to  treat 
the  lad  roughly,  and  rebuked  him  sharply  for  little  faults — for 
which  he,  in  a  manner,  asked  pardon  of  young  Esmond  when 
they  were  private,  saying,  if  he  did  not  speak  roughly,  sh^ 
would,  and  his  tongue  was  not  such  a  bad  one  as  his  lady's 
— a  point  whereof  the  boy,  young  as  he  was,  was  very  well 
assured. 

Great  public  events  were  happening  all  this  while  of  which 
the  simple  young  page  took  little  count.  But  one  day  riding 
into  the  neighbouring  town  on  the  step  of  my  lady's  coach, 
his  lordship  and  she,  and  Father  Holt,  being  inside,  a  great 
mob  of  people  came  hooting  and  jeering  round  the  coach, 
bawling  out,  "  The  Bishops  for  ever  !  "  "  Down  with  the  Pope  !  " 
"  No  Popery  !  no  Popery  !  Jezebel,  Jezebel !  "  so  that  my  lord 
began  to  laugh,  my  lady's  eyes  to  roll  with  anger,  for  she  was 
as  bold  as  a  lioness,  and  feared  nobody ;  whilst  Mr.  Holt,  as 
Esmond  saw  from  his  place  on  the  step,  sank  back  with  rather 
an  alarmed  face,  crying  out  to  her  ladyship,  "  For  God's  sake, 
madam,  do  not  speak  or  look  out  of  window ;  sit  still."  But 
she  did  not  obey  this  prudent  injunction  of  the  Father ;  she 
thrust  her  head  out  of  the  coach-window,  and  screamed  out 
to  the  coachman,  "  Flog  your  way  through  them,  the  brutes, 
James,  and  use  your  whip  !  " 

The  mob  answered  with  a  roaring  jeer  of  laughter,  and 
fresh  cries  of  "  Jezebel !  Jezebel ! "  My  lord  only  laughed 
the  more :  he  was  a  languid  gentleman  :  nothing  seemed  to 
excite  him  commonly,  though  I  have  seen  him  cheer  and 
halloo  the  hounds  very  briskly,  and  his  face  (which  was 
generally  very  yellow  and  calm)  grow  quite  red  and  cheerful 
during  a  burst  over  the  Downs  after  a  hare,  and  laugh,  and 
swear,  and  huzzah  at  a  cock-fight,  of  which  sport  he  was  very 
fond.  And  now,  when  the  mob  began  to  hoot  his  lady,  he 
laughed  with  something  of  a  mischievous  look,  as  though  he 
expected  sport,  and  thought  that  she  and  they  were  a  match. 

James  the  coachman  was  more  afraid  of  his  mistress  than 
the  mob,  probably,  for  he  whipped  on  his  horses  as  he  was 
bidden,  and  the  post-boy  that  rode  with  the  first  pair  (my  lady 
always  went  with  her  coach-and-six)  gave  a  cut  of  his  thong 
over  the  shoulders  of  one  fellow  who  put  his  hand  out  towards 
the  leading  horse's  rein. 

It  was  a  market-day,  and   the   country  people  were  all 


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assembled  with  their  baskets  of  poultry,  eggs,  and  such  things  ; 
the  postilion  had  no  sooner  lashed  the  man  who  would  have 
taken  hold  of  his  horse,  but  a  great  cabbage  came  whirling 
like  a  bombshell  into  the  carriage,  at  which  my  lord  laughed 
more,  for  it  knocked  my  lady's  fan  out  of  her  hand,  and  plumped 
into  Father  Holt's  stomach.  Then  came  a  shower  of  carrots 
and  potatoes. 

"For  Heaven's  sake  be  still,"  says  Mr.  Holt;  "we  are  not 
ten  paces  from  the  Bell  archway,  where  they  can  shut  the  gates 
on  us,  and  keep  out  this  canaille^ 

The  little  page  was  outside  the  coach  on  the  step,  and  a 
fellow  in  the  crowd  aimed  a  potato  at  him,  and  hit  him  in  the 
eye,  at  which  the  poor  little  wretch  set  up  a  shout ;  the  man 
laughed,  a  great  big  saddler's  apprentice  of  the  town.  "  Ah  ! 
you  d — —  little  yelling  Popish  bastard,"  he  said,  and  stooped 
to  pick  up  another ;  the  crowd  had  gathered  quite  between 
the  horses  and  in  the  Inn  door  by  this  time,  and  the  coach 
was  brought  to  a  dead  stand-still.  My  lord  jumped  as  briskly 
as  a  boy  out  of  the  door  on  his  side  of  the  coach,  squeezing 
little  Harry  behind  it ;  had  hold  of  the  potato-thrower's  collar 
in  an  instant,  and  the  next  moment  the  brute's  heels  were  in 
the  air  and  he  fell  on  the  stones  with  a  thump. 

"You  hulking  coward!"  says  he;  "you  pack  of  scream- 
ing blackguards  !  How  dare  you  attack  children,  and  insult 
women  ?  Fling  another  shot  at  that  carriage,  you  sneaking 
pigskin  cobbler,  and,  by  the  Lord,  Fll  send  my  rapier  through 
you." 

Some  of  the  mob  cried,  "  Huzzah,  my  lord  !  "  for  they  knew 
him,  and  the  saddler's  man  was  a  known  bruiser,  near  twice 
as  big  as  my  Lord  Viscount. 

"  Make  way,  there,"  says  he  (he  spoke  in  a  high  shrill 
voice,  but  with  a  great  air  of  authority).  "  Make  way,  and  let 
her  ladyship's  carriage  pass."  The  men  that  were  between 
the  coach  and  the  gate  of  the  Bell  actually  did  make  way, 
and  the  horses  went  in,  my  lord  walking  after  them  with  his 
hat  on  his  head. 

As  he  was  going  in  at  the  gate,  through  which  the  coach 
had  just  rolled,  another  cry  begins,  of  "No  Popery  —  no 
Papists  !  "     My  lord  turns  round  and  faces  them  once  more. 

"  God  save  the  King  ! "  says  he  at  the  highest  pitch  of  his 
voice.  "  Who  dares  abuse  the  King's  religion  ?  You,  you 
d d  psalm-singing  cobbler,  as  sure  as  Fm  a  magistrate  of 


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this  county,  I'll  commit  you."  The  fellow  shrunk  back,  and 
my  lord  retreated  with  all  the  honours  of  the  day.  But  when 
the  little  flurry  caused  by  the  scene  was  over,  and  the  flush 
passed  off"  his  face,  he  relapsed  into  his  usual  languor,  trifled 
with  his  little  dog,  and  yawned  when  my  lady  spoke  to  him. 

This  mob  was  one  of  many  thousands  that  were  going 
about  the  country  at  that  time,  huzzahing  for  the  acquittal  of 
the  seven  bishops  who  had  been  tried  just  then,  and  about 
whom  little  Harry  Esmond  at  that  time  knew  scarce  anything. 
It  was  assizes  at  Hexton,  and  there  was  a  great  meeting  of  the 
gentry  at  the  Bell ;  and  my  lord's  people  had  their  new  liveries 
on,  and  Harry  a  little  suit  of  blue  and  silver,  which  he  wore 
upon  occasions  of  state ;  and  the  gentlefolks  came  round  and 
talked  to  my  lord ;  and  a  judge  in  a  red  gown,  who  seemed 
a  very  great  personage,  especially  comphmented  him  and  my 
lady,  who  was  mighty  grand.  Harry  remembers  her  train 
borne  up  by  her  gentlewoman.  There  was  an  assembly  and 
ball  at  the  great  room  at  the  Bell,  and  other  young  gentlemen 
of  the  county  families  looked  on  as  he  did.  One  of  them 
jeered  him  for  his  black  eye,  which  was  swelled  by  the  potato ; 
and  another  called  him  a  bastard,  on  which  he  and  Harry  fell 
to  fisticuffs.  My  lord's  cousin.  Colonel  Esmond  of  Walcote, 
was  there,  and  separated  the  two  lads,  a  great  tall  gentleman 
with  a  handsome,  good-natured  face.  The  boy  did  not  know 
how  nearly  in  after-life  he  should  be  allied  to  Colonel  Esmond, 
and  how  much  kindness  he  should  have  to  owe  him. 

'1  here  was  little  love  between  the  two  families.  My  lady 
used  not  to  spare  Colonel  Esmond  in  talking  of  him,  for 
reasons  which  have  been  hinted  already ;  but  about  which, 
at  his  tender  age,  Henry  Esmond  could  be  expected  to  know 
nothing. 

Very  soon  afterwards  my  lord  and  lady  went  to  London 
with  Mr.  Holt,  leaving,  however,  the  page  behind  them.  The 
little  man  had  the  great  house  of  Castlewood  to  himself;  or 
between  him  and  the  housekeeper,  Mrs.  Worksop,  an  old  lady 
who  was  a  kinswoman  of  the  family  in  some  distant  way,  and 
a  Protestant,  but  a  staunch  Tory  and  king's-man,  as  all  the 
Esmonds  were.  He  used  to  go  to  school  to  Dr.  Tusher  when 
he  was  at  home,  though  the  Doctor  was  much  occupied  too. 
There  was  a  great  stir  and  commotion  everywhere,  even  in  the 
little  quiet  village  of  Castlewood,  whither  a  party  of  people 
came  from   the  town,   who  would    have   broken  Castlewood 


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Chapel  windows,  but  the  village  people  turned  out ;  and  even 
old  Sievewright,  the  republican  blacksmith,  along  with  them  : 
for  my  lady,  though  she  was  a  Papist,  and  had  many  odd 
ways,  was  kind  to  the  tenantry,  and  there  was  always  a  plenty 
of  beef  and  blankets,  and  medicine  for  the  poor,  at  Castle- 
wood  Hall. 

A  kingdom  w^as  changing  hands  whilst  my  lord  and  lady 
were  away.  King  James  was  flying  ;  the  Dutchmen  were 
coming  ;  awful  stories  about  them  and  the  Prince  of  Orange 
used  old  Mrs.  Worksop  to  tell  to  the  idle  little  page. 

He  liked  the  solitude  of  the  great  house  very  well ;  he  had 
all  the  play-books  to  read,  and  no  Father  Holt  to  whip  him, 
and  a  hundred  childish  pursuits  and  pastimes,  without  doors 
and  within,  which  made  this  time  very  pleasant. 


The  Conspiracy 


CHAPTER  V 


MY    SUPERIORS    ARE    ENGAGED    IN    PLOTS    FOR    THE 
RESTORATION    OF    KING    JAMES    II 

NOT  having  been  able  to  sleep,  for  thinking  of  some  lines 
for  eels  which  he  had  placed  the  night  before,  the  lad 
was  lying  in  his  little  bed,  waiting  for  the  hour  when  the 
gate  would  be  open,  and  he  and  his  comrade,  Job  Lockwood, 
the  porter's  son,  might  go  to  the  pond  and  see  what  fortune 
had  brought  them.  At  daybreak  Job  was  to  awaken  him,  but 
his  own  eagerness  for  the  sport  had  served  as  a  reveilkz  long 
since — so  long,  that  it  seemed  to  him  as  if  the  day  never 
would  come. 

It  might  have  been  four  o'clock  when  he  heard  the  door 
of  the  opposite  chamber,  the  Chaplain's  room,  open,  and  the 

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voice  of  a  man  coughing  in  the  passage.  Harry  jumped  up, 
thinking  for  certain  it  was  a  robber,  or  hoping,  perhaps,  for  a 
ghost,  and  flinging  open  his  own  door,  saw  before  him  the 
Chaplain's  door  open,  and  a  light  inside,  and  a  figure  standing 
in  the  doorway,  in  the  midst  of  a  great  smoke  which  issued 
from  the  room. 

"  Who's  there  ? "  cried  out  the  boy,  who  was  of  a  good 
spirit. 

"  Silentium  !  "  whispered  the  other  ;  "  'tis  I,  my  boy  !  "  and 
holding  his  hand  out,  Harry  had  no  difficulty  in  recognising 
his  master  and  friend.  Father  Holt.  A  curtain  was  over  the 
window  of  the  Chaplain's  room  that  looked  to  the  court,  and 
Harry  saw  that  the  smoke  came  from  a  great  flame  of  papers 
which  were  burning  in  a  brazier  when  he  entered  the  Chaplain's 
room.  After  giving  a  hasty  greeting  and  blessing  to  the  lad, 
who  was  charmed  to  see  his  tutor,  the  Father  continued  the 
burning  of  his  papers,  drawing  them  from  a  cupboard  over  the 
mantelpiece  wall,  which  Harry  had  never  seen  before. 

Father  Holt  laughed,  seeing  the  lad's  attention  fixed  at 
once  on  this  hole.  "That  is  right,  Harry,"  he  said;  "faithful 
little  famuli  see  all  and  say  nothing.     You  are  faithful,  I  know." 

"  I  know  I  would  go  to  the  stake  for  you,"  said  Harry. 

"  I  don't  want  your  head,"  said  the  Father,  patting  it 
kindly;  "all  you  have  to  do  is  to  hold  your  tongue.  Let  us 
burn  these  papers,  and  say  nothing  to  anybody.  Should  you 
like  to  read  them  ?" 

Harry  Esmond  blushed,  and  held  down  his  head  ;  he  had 
looked,  as  the  fact  was,  and  without  thinking,  at  the  paper 
before  him  ;  and  though  he  had  seen  it,  could  not  understand 
a  word  of  it,  the  letters  being  quite  clear  enough,  but  quite 
without  meaning.  They  burned  the  papers,  beating  down  the 
ashes  in  a  brazier,  so  that  scarce  any  traces  of  them  remained. 

Harry  had  been  accustomed  to  see  Father  Holt  in  more 
dresses  than  one ;  it  not  being  safe,  or  worth  the  danger,  for 
Popish  ecclesiastics  to  wear  their  proper  dress  ;  and  he  was  in 
consequence  in  no  wise  astonished  that  the  priest  should  now 
appear  before  him  in  a  riding- dress,  with  large  buff  leather 
boots,  and  a  feather  to  his  hat,  plain,  but  such  as  gentlemen 
wore. 

"  You  know  the  secret  of  the  cupboard,"  said  he,  laughing, 
"  and  must  be  prepared  for  other  mysteries  ;  "  and  he  opened — 
but  not  a  secret  cupboard  this  time — only  a  wardrobe,  which 


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he  usually  kept  locked,  and  from  which  he  now  took  out  two 
or  three  dresses  and  perruques  of  different  colours,  a  couple  of 
swords  of  a  pretty  make  (Father  Holt  was  an  expert  practi- 
tioner with  the  small  sword,  and  every  day,  whilst  he  was  at 
home,  he  and  his  pupil  practised  this  exercise,  in  which  the 
lad  became  a  very  great  proficient),  a  military  coat  and  cloak, 
and  a  farmer's  smock,  and  placed  them  in  the  large  hole  over 
the  mantelpiece  from  which  the  papers  had  been  taken. 

"If  they  miss  the  cupboard,"  he  said,  "they  will  not  find 
these ;  if  they  find  them,  they'll  tell  no  tales,  except  that 
Father  Holt  wore  more  suits  of  clothes  than  one.  All  Jesuits 
do.     You  know  what  deceivers  we  are,  Harry." 

Harry  was  alarmed  at  the  notion  that  his  friend  was 
about  to  leave  him  ;  but  "  No,"  the  priest  said ;  "  I  may  very 
likely  come  back  with  my  lord  in  a  few  days.  We  are  to  be 
tolerated ;  we  are  not  to  be  persecuted.  But  they  may  take 
a  fancy  to  pay  a  visit  at  Castlewood  ere  our  return ;  and  as 
gentlemen  of  my  cloth  are  suspected,  they  might  choose  to 
examine  my  papers,  which  concern  nobody  —  at  least,  not 
them."  And  to  this  day,  whether  the  papers  in  cypher  related 
to  politicks,  or  to  the  affairs  of  that  mysterious  society  whereof 
Father  Holt  was  a  member,  his  pupil,  Harry  Esmond,  remains 
in  entire  ignorance. 

The  rest  of  his  goods,  his  small  wardrobe,  &c..  Holt  left 
untouched  on  his  shelves  and  in  his  cupboard,  taking  down — • 
with  a  laugh,  however — and  flinging  into  the  brazier,  where  he 
only  half  burned  them,  some  theological  treatises  which  he  had 
been  writing  against  the  English  divines.  "And  now,"  said 
he,  "  Henry,  my  son,  you  may  testify,  with  a  safe  conscience, 
that  you  saw  me  burning  Latin  sermons  the  last  time  I  was 
here  before  I  went  away  to  London  ;  and  it  will  be  daybreak 
directly,  and  I  must  be  away  before  Lockwood  is  stirring." 

"Will  not  Lockwood  let  you  out,  sir?"  Esmond  asked. 
Holt  laughed  ;  he  was  never  more  gay  or  good-humoured  than 
when  in  the  midst  of  action  or  danger. 

"Lockwood  knows  nothing  of  my  being  here,  mind  you," 
he  said  ;  "  nor  would  you,  you  little  wretch,  had  you  slept 
better.  You  must  forget  that  I  have  been  here ;  and  now 
farewell.  Close  the  door,  and  go  to  your  own  room,  and  don't 
come  out  till — stay,  why  should  you  not  know  one  secret 
more  ?     I  know  you  will  never  betray  me." 

In  the  Chaplain's  room  were  two  windows  :  the  one  looking 


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into  the  court  facing  westwards  to  the  fountain  ;  the  other,  a 
small  casement  strongly  barred,  and  looking  on  to  the  green 
in  front  of  the  Hall.  This  window  was  too  high  to  reach  from 
the  ground  ;  but,  mounting  on  a  buffet  which  stood  beneath 
it.  Father  Holt  showed  me  how,  by  pressing  on  the  base  of 
the  window,  the  whole  framework  of  lead,  glass,  and  iron 
stanchions,  descended  into  a  cavity  worked  below,  from 
which  it  could  be  drawn  and  restored  to  its  usual  place  from 
without ;  a  broken  pane  being  purposely  open  to  admit  the 
hand  which  was  to  work  upon  the  spring  of  the  machine. 

"When  I  am  gone,"  Father  Holt  said,  "you  may  push 
away  the  buffet,  so  that  no  one  may  fancy  that  an  exit  has 
been  made  that  way ;  lock  the  door ;  place  the  key — where 
shall  we  put  the  key? — under  Chrysostom  on  the  bookshelf; 
and  if  any  ask  for  it,  say  I  keep  it  there,  and  told  you  where 
to  find  it,  if  you  had  need  to  go  to  my  room.  The  descent  is 
easy  down  the  wall  into  the  ditch  ;  and  so,  once  more  fare- 
well, until  I  see  thee  again,  my  dear  son."  And  with  this 
the  intrepid  Father  mounted  the  buffet  with  great  agility  and 
briskness,  stepped  across  the  window,  lifting  up  the  bars  and 
framework  again  from  the  other  side,  and  only  leaving  room 
for  Harry  Esmond  to  stand  on  tiptoe  and  kiss  his  hand  before 
the  casement  closed,  the  bars  fixing  as  firm  as  ever  seemingly 
in  the  stone  arch  overhead.  When  Father  Holt  next  arrived 
at  Castlewood,  it  was  by  the  public  gate  on  horseback ;  and 
he  never  so  much  as  alluded  to  the  existence  of  the  private 
issue  to  Harry,  except  when  he  had  need  of  a  private  messenger 
from  within,  for  which  end,  no  doubt,  he  had  instructed  his 
young  pupil  in  this  means  of  quitting  the  Hall. 

Esmond,  young  as  he  was,  would  have  died  sooner  than 
betray  his  friend  and  master,  as  Mr.  Holt  well  knew ;  for  he 
had  tried  the  boy  more  than  once,  putting  temptations  in  his 
way  to  see  whether  he  would  yield  to  them  and  confess  after- 
wards, or  whether  he  would  resist  them,  as  he  did  sometimes, 
or  whether  he  would  lie,  which  he  never  did.  Holt  instructing 
the  boy  on  this  point,  however,  that  if  to  keep  silence  is  not  to 
lie,  as  it  certainly  is  not,  yet  silence  is  after  all  equivalent  to  a 
negation — and  therefore  a  downright  No,  in  the  interest  of 
justice  or  your  friend,  and  in  reply  to  a  question  that  may 
be  prejudicial  to  either,  is  not  criminal,  but,  on  the  contrary, 
praiseworthy ;  and  as  lawful  a  way  as  the  other  of  eluding  a 
wrongful   demand.      For  instance  (says  he),  suppose  a  good 


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citizen,  who  had  seen  his  Majesty  take  refuge  there,  had  been 
asked,  "  Is  King  Charles  up  that  oak  tree?"  His  duty  would 
have  been  not  to  say,  Yes — so  that  the  Cromwellians  should 
seize  the  King  and  murder  him  like  his  father — but  No ;  his 
Majesty  being  private  in  the  tree,  and  therefore  not  to  be 
seen  there  by  loyal  eyes  :  all  which  instruction,  in  religion  and 
morals,  as  well  as  in  the  rudiments  of  the  tongues  and  sciences, 
the  boy  took  eagerly  and  with  gratitude  from  his  tutor.  When, 
then,  Holt  was  gone,  and  told  Harry  not  to  see  him,  it  was  as 
if  he  had  never  been.  And  he  had  this  answer  pat  when  he 
came  to  be  questioned  a  few  days  after. 

The  Prince  of  Orange  was  then  at  Salisbury,  as  young 
Esmond  learned  from  seeing  Doctor  Tusher  in  his  best  cassock 
(though  the  roads  were  muddy,  and  he  never  was  known  to 
wear  his  silk,  only  his  stuff  one  a-horseback),  with  a  great 
orange  cockade  in  his  broad-leafed  hat,  and  Nahum,  his  clerk, 
ornamented  with  a  like  decoration.  The  Doctor  was  walking 
up  and  down  in  front  of  his  parsonage  when  little  Esmond 
saw  him,  and  heard  him  say,  he  was  going  to  pay  his  duty  to 
his  Highness  the  Prince,  as  he  mounted  his  pad  and  rode 
away  with  Nahum  behind.  The  village  people  had  orange 
cockades  too,  and  his  friend  the  blacksmith's  laughing  daughter 
pinned  one  into  Harry's  old  hat,  which  he  tore  out  indig- 
nantly when  they  bid  him  to  cry  "  God  save  the  Prince  of 
Orange  and  the  Protestant  religion  ! "  but  the  people  only 
laughed,  for  they  liked  the  boy  in  the  village,  where  his  solitary 
condition  moved  the  general  pity,  and  where  he  found  friendly 
welcomes  and  faces  in  many  houses.  Father  Holt  had  many 
friends  there  too,  for  he  not  only  would  fight  the  blacksmith 
at  theology,  never  losing  his  temper,  but  laughing  the  whole 
time  in  his  pleasant  way,  but  he  cured  him  of  an  ague  with 
quinquina,  and  was  always  ready  with  a  kind  word  for  any 
man  that  asked  it,  so  that  they  said  in  the  village  'twas  a  pity 
the  two  were  Papists. 

The  Director  and  the  Vicar  of  Castlewood  agreed  very 
well ;  indeed,  the  former  was  a  perfectly  bred  gentleman,  and 
it  was  the  latter's  business  to  agree  with  everybody.  Doctor 
Tusher  and  the  lady's-maid,  his  spouse,  had  a  boy  who  was 
about  the  age  of  little  Esmond  ;  and  there  was  such  a  friend- 
ship between  the  lads,  as  propinquity  and  tolerable  kindness 
and  good-humour  on  either  side  would  be  pretty  sure  to  occa- 
sion.    Tom  Tusher  was  sent  off  early,  however,  to  a  school 


Tom  Tusher 


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in  London,  whither  his  father  took  him  and  a  volume  of  ser- 
mons in  the  first  year  of  the  reign  of  King  James  ;  and  Tom 
returned  but  once  a  year  afterwards  to  Castlevvood  for  many 


.i  1      -  f'  1  M^  fflS  4^  ^1"  • 


4ti.(v    i 


Which  he  tore  out  indignantly 


years  of  his  scholastic  and  collegiate  life.  Thus  there  was  less 
danger  to  Tom  of  a  perversion  of  his  faith  by  the  Director,  who 
scarce  ever  saw  him,  than  there  was  to  Harry,  who  constantly 
was  in  the  Vicar's  company ;  but  as  long  as  Harry's  religion 


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was  his  Majesty's,  and  my  lord's,  and  my  lady's,  the  Doctor  said 
gravely,  it  should  not  be  for  him  to  disturb  or  disquiet  him  : 
it  was  far  from  him  to  say  that  his  Majesty's  Church  was  not 
a  branch  of  the  Catholic  Church ;  upon  which  Father  Holt 
used,  according  to  his  custom,  to  laugh  and  say,  that  the 
Holy  Church  throughout  all  the  world,  and  the  noble  army 
of  martyrs,  were  very  much  obliged  to  the  Doctor. 

It  was  while  Dr.  Tusher  was  away  at  Salisbury  that  there 
came  a  troop  of  dragoons  with  orange  scarfs,  and  quartered 
in  Castlewood,  and  some  of  them  came  up  to  the  Hall,  where 
they  took  possession,  robbing  nothing,  however,  beyond  the 
hen-house  and  the  beer-cellar  ;  and  only  insisting  iipon  going 
through  the  house  and  looking  for  papers.  The  first  room 
they  asked  to  look  at  was  Father  Holt's  room,  of  which  Harry 
Esmond  brought  the  key,  and  they  opened  the  drawers  and  the 
cupboards,  and  tossed  over  the  papers  and  clothes — but  found 
nothing  except  his  books  and  clothes,  and  the  vestments  in 
a  box  by  themselves,  with  which  the  dragoons  made  merry, 
to  Harry  Esmond's  horror.  And  to  the  questions  which  the 
gentlemen  put  to  Harry,  he  replied,  that  Father  Holt  was  a 
very  kind  man  to  him,  and  a  very  learned  man,  and  Harry 
supposed  would  tell  him  none  of  his  secrets,  if  he  had  any. 
He  was  about  eleven  years  old  at  this  time,  and  looked  as 
innocent  as  boys  of  his  age. 

The  family  were  away  more  than  six  months,  and  when 
they  returned  they  were  in  the  deepest  state  of  dejection,  for 
King  James  had  been  banished,  the  Prince  of  Orange  was  on 
the  throne,  and  the  direst  persecutions  of  those  of  the  Catholic 
faith  were  apprehended  by  my  lady,  who  said  she  did  not 
believe  that  there  was  a  word  of  truth  in  the  promises  of  tolera- 
tion that  Dutch  monster  made,  or  in  a  single  word  the  per- 
jured wretch  said.  My  lord  and  lady  were  in  a  manner 
prisoners  in  their  own  house ;  so  her  ladyship  gave  the  little 
page  to  know,  who  was  by  this  time  growing  of  an  age  to 
understand  what  was  passing  about  him,  and  something  of  the 
characters  of  the  people  he  lived  with. 

"  We  are  prisoners,"  .says  she  ;  "  in  everything  but  chains, 
we  are  prisoners.  Let  them  come,  let  them  consign  me  to 
dungeons,  or  strike  off  my  head  from  this  poor  little  throat " 
(and  she  clasped  it  in  her  long  fingers).  "The  blood  of  the 
Esmonds  will  always  flow  freely  for  their  kings.  We  are  not 
like  the  Churchills — the  Judases  who  kiss  their  master  and 


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betray  him.  We  know  how  to  suffer,  how  even  to  forgive  in 
the  royal  cause"  (no  doubt  it  was  to  that  fatal  business  of 
losing  the  place  of  Groom  of  the  Posset  to  which  her  ladyship 
alluded,  as  she  did  half-a-dozen  times  in  the  day).  "  Let  the 
tyrant  of  Orange  bring  his  rack  and  his  odious  Dutch  tortures 
— the  beast !  the  wretch  !  I  spit  upon  him  and  defy  him. 
Cheerfully  will  I  lay  this  head  upon  the  block  ;  cheerfully 
will  I  accompany  my  lord  to  the  scaffold  :  we  will  cry  '  God 
save  King  James  ! '  with  our  dying  breath,  and  smile  in  the 
face  of  the  executioner."  And  she  told  her  page  a  hundred 
times  at  least  of  the  particulars  of  the  last  interview  which  she 
had  with  his  Majesty. 

"  I  flung  myself  before  my  Liege's  feet,"  she  said,  "  at 
Salisbury.  I  devoted  myself — my  husband — my  house,  to 
his  cause.  Perhaps  he  remembered  old  times  when  Isabella 
Esmond  was  young  and  fair ;  perhaps  he  recalled  the  day 
when  'twas  not  I  that  knelt — at  least  he  spoke  to  me  with  a 
voice  that  reminded  7}ie  of  days  gone  by.  '  Egad  ! '  said  his 
Majesty,  '  you  should  go  to  the  Prince  of  Orange,  if  you  want 
anything.'  '  No,  Sire,'  I  replied,  '  I  would  not  kneel  to  a 
Usurper ;  the  Esmond  that  would  have  served  your  Majesty 
will  never  be  groom  to  a  traitor's  posset.'  The  royal  exile 
smiled,  even  in  the  midst  of  his  misfortune ;  he  deigned  to 
raise  me  with  words  of  consolation.  The  Viscount,  my 
husband,  himself  could  not  be  angry  at  the  august  salute 
with  which  he  honoured  me  ! " 

The  publick  misfortune  had  the  effect  of  making  my  lord 
and  his  lady  better  friends  than  they  ever  had  been  since  their 
courtship.  My  Lord  Viscount  had  shown  both  loyalty  and 
spirit,  when  these  were  rare  qualities  in  the  dispirited  party 
about  the  King;  and  the  praise  he  got  elevated  him  not  a 
little  in  his  wife's  good  opinion,  and  perhaps  in  his  own.  He 
wakened  up  from  the  listless  and  supine  life  which  he  had 
been  leading;  was  always  riding  to  and  fro  in  consultation 
with  this  friend  or  that  of  the  King's  ;  the  page  of  course 
knowing  little  of  his  doings,  but  remarking  only  his  greater 
cheerfulness  and  altered  demeanour. 

Father  Holt  came  to  the  Hall  constantly,  but  ofificiated  no 
longer  openly  as  chaplain  ;  he  was  always  fetching  and  carry- 
ing :  strangers  military  and  ecclesiastic  (Harry  knew  the  latter 
though  they  came  in  all  sorts  of  disguises)  were  continually 
arriving  and  departing.     My  lord  made  long  absences  and 

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50        The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

sudden  reappearances,  using  sometimes  the  means  of  exit 
which  Father  Holt  had  employed,  though  how  often  the  litde 
window  in  the  Chaplain's  room  let  in  or  let  out  my  lord  and 
his  friends,  Harry  could  not  tell.  He  stoutly  kept  his  promise 
to  the  Father  of  not  prying,  and  if  at  midnight  from  his  little 
room  he  heard  noises  of  persons  stirring  in  the  next  chamber, 
he  turned  round  to  the  wall  and  hid  his  curiosity  under  his 
pillow  until  it  fell  asleep.  Of  course  he  could  not  help  re- 
marking that  the  priest's  journeys  were  constant,  and  under- 
standing by  a  hundred  signs  that  some  active  though  secret 
business  employed  him  :  what  this  was  may  pretty  well  be 
guessed  by  what  soon  happened  to  my  lord. 

No  garrison  or  watch  was  put  into  Castlewood  when  my 
lord  came  back,  but  a  guard  was  in  the  village ;  and  one  or 
other  of  them  was  always  on  the  Green  keeping  a  look-out  on 
our  great  gate,  and  those  who  went  out  and  in.  Lockwood 
said  that  at  night  especially  every  person  who  came  in  or  went 
out  was  watched  by  the  outlying  sentries.  'Twas  lucky  that 
we  had  a  gate  which  their  worships  knew  nothing  about.  My 
lord  and  Father  Holt  must  have  made  constant  journeys  at 
night :  once  or  twice  little  Harry  acted  as  their  messenger  and 
discreet  little  aide-de-camp.  He  remembers  he  was  bidden  to 
go  into  the  village  with  his  fishing-rod,  enter  certain  houses, 
ask  for  a  drink  of  water,  and  tell  the  good  man,  "  There  would 
be  a  horse-market  at  Newbury  next  Thursday,"  and  so  carry 
the  same  message  on  to  the  next  house  on  his  list. 

He  did  not  know  what  the  message  meant  at  the  time ; 
nor  what  was  happening  :  which  may  as  well,  however,  for 
clearness'  sake,  be  explained  here.  The  Prince  of  Orange 
being  gone  to  Ireland,  where  the  King  was  ready  to  meet  him 
with  a  great  army,  it  was  determined  that  a  great  rising  of  his 
Majesty's  party  should  take  place  in  this  country ;  and  my 
lord  was  to  head  the  force  in  our  county.  Of  late  he  had 
taken  a  greater  lead  in  affairs  than  before,  having  the  inde- 
fatigable Mr.  Holt  at  his  elbow,  and  my  Lady  Viscountess 
strongly  urging  him  on ;  and  my  Lord  Sark  being  in  the 
Tower  a  prisoner,  and  Sir  Wilmot  Crawley,  of  Queen's 
Crawley,  having  gone  over  to  the  Prince  of  Orange's  side, 
my  lord  became  the  most  considerable  person  in  our  part  of 
the  county  for  the  affairs  of  the  King. 

It  was  arranged  that  the  regiment  of  Scots  Greys  and 
Dragoons,  then  quartered  at  Newbury,  should  declare  for  the 


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King  on  a  certain  day,  when  likewise  the  gentry  affected  to 
his  Majesty's  cause  were  to  come  in  with  their  tenants  and 
adherents  to  Newbury,  march  upon  the  Dutch  troops  at 
Reading  under  Ginckel ;  and,  these  overthrown,  and  their 
indomitable  little  master  away  in  Ireland,  'twas  thought  that 
our  side  might  move  on  London  itself,  and  a  confident  vic- 
tory was  predicted  for  the  King. 

As  these  great  matters  were  in  agitation,  my  lord  lost  his 
listless  manner  and  seemed  to  gain  health  ;  my  lady  did  not 
scold  him  ;  Mr.  Holt  came  to  and  fro,  busy  always ;  and  little 
Harry  longed  to  have  been  a  few  inches  taller,  that  he  might 
draw  a  sword  in  this  good  cause. 

One  day,  it  must  have  been  about  the  month  of  July  1690, 
my  lord,  in  a  great  horseman's  coat,  under  which  Harry  could 
see  the  shining  of  a  steel  breastplate  he  had  on,  called  little 
Harry  to  him,  put  the  hair  off  the  child's  forehead,  and  kissed 
him,  and  bade  God  bless  him  in  such  an  affectionate  way  as 
he  never  had  used  before.  Father  Holt  blessed  him  too,  and 
then  they  took  leave  of  my  Lady  Viscountess,  who  came  from 
her  apartment  with  a  pocket-handkerchief  to  her  eyes,  and  her 
gentlewoman  and  Mrs.  Tusher  supporting  her. 

"  You  are  going  to — to  ride,"  says  she.  "  Oh,  that  I  might 
come  too  ! — but  in  my  situation  I  am  forbidden  horse  exercise." 

"  We  kiss  my  Lady  Marchioness's  hand,"  says  Mr.  Holt. 

"  My  lord,  God  speed  you  ! "  she  said,  stepping  up  and 
embracing  my  lord  in  a  grand  manner.  "  Mr.  Holt,  I  ask 
your  blessing,"  and  she  knelt  down  for  that,  whilst  Mrs.  Tusher 
tossed  her  head  up. 

Mr.  Holt  gave  the  same  benediction  to  the  little  page, 
who  went  down  and  held  my  lord's  stirrups  for  him  to  mount ; 
there  were  two  servants  waiting  there  too  — and  they  rode  out 
of  Castlewood  gate. 

As  they  crossed  the  bridge,  Harry  could  see  an  ofiicer  in 
scarlet  ride  up  touching  his  hat,  and  address  my  lord. 

The  party  stopped,  and  came  to  some  parley  or  discussion, 
which  presently  ended,  my  lord  putting  his  horse  into  a  canter 
after  taking  off  his  hat  and  making  a  bow  to  the  officer,  who 
rode  alongside  him  step  for  step  :  the  trooper  accompanying 
him  falling  back,  and  riding  with  my  lord's  two  men.  They 
cantered  over  the  Green,  and  behind  the  elms  (my  lord  waving 
his  hand,  Harry  thought),  and  so  they  disappeared. 

That  evening  we  had  a  great  panick,  the  cow-boy  coming 


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at  milking-time  riding  one  of  our  horses,  which  he  had  found 
grazing  at  the  outer  park  wall. 

All  night  my  Lady  Viscountess  was  in  a  very  quiet  and 
subdued  mood.  She  scarce  found  fault  with  anybody ;  she 
played  at  cards  for  six  hours  ;  little  page  Esmond  went  to 
sleep.  He  prayed  for  my  lord  and  the  good  cause  before 
closing  his  eyes. 

It  was  quite  in  the  grey  of  the  morning,  when  the  porter's 
bell  rang,  and  old  Lockwood,  waking  up,  let  in  one  of  my 
lord's  servants,  who  had  gone  with  him  in  the  morning,  and 
who  returned  with  a  melancholy  story. 

The  officer  who  rode  up  to  my  lord  had,  it  appeared,  said 
to  him,  that  it  was  his  duty  to  inform  his  lordship  that  he  was 
not  under  arrest,  but  under  surveillance,  and  to  request  him 
not  to  ride  abroad  that  day. 

My  lord  replied  that  riding  was  good  for  his  health,  that  if 
the  Captain  chose  to  accompany  him  he  was  welcome,  and  it 
was  then  that  he  made  a  bow,  and  they  cantered  away  together. 

When  he  came  on  to  Wansey  Down,  my  lord  all  of  a 
sudden  pulled  up,  and  the  party  came  to  a  halt  at  the  cross- 
way. 

"  Sir,"  says  he  to  the  officer,  "  we  are  four  to  two ;  will  you 
be  so  kind  as  to  take  that  road,  and  leave  me  to  go  mine  ?  " 

"  Your  road  is  mine,  my  lord,"  says  the  officer. 

"  Then,"  says  my  lord,  but  he  had  no  time  to  say  more, 
for  the  officer,  drawing  a  pistol,  snapped  it  at  his  lordship  ;  as 
at  the  same  moment.  Father  Holt,  drawing  a  pistol,  shot  the 
officer  through  the  head. 

It  was  done,  and  the  man  dead  in  an  instant  of  time.  The 
orderly,  gazing  at  the  officer,  looked  scared  for  a  moment,  and 
galloped  away  for  his  life. 

"  Fire  !  fire  !  "  cries  out  Father  Holt,  sending  another  shot 
after  the  trooper,  but  the  two  servants  were  too  much  surprised 
to  use  their  pieces,  and  my  lord  calling  to  them  to  hold  their 
hands,  the  fellow  got  away. 

"Mr.  Holt,  qui  pensait  a  tout"  says  Blaise,  "gets  off  his 
horse,  examines  the  pockets  of  the  dead  officer  for  papers, 
gives  his  money  to  us  two,  and  says,  '  The  wine  is  drawn,  M. 
le  Marquis,' — why  did  he  say  Marquis  to  M.  le  Vicomte? — 
*  we  must  drink  it.' 

"  The  poor  gentleman's  horse  was  a  better  one  than  that  I 
rode,"  Blaise  continues;  "Mr.  Holt  bids  me  get  on  him,  and 


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so  I  gave  a  cut  to  Whitefoot,  and  she  trotted  home.  We  rode 
on  towards  Newbury ;  we  heard  firing  towards  midday  :  at 
two  o'clock  a  horseman  comes  up  to  us  as  we  were  giving  our 
cattle  water  at  an  inn,  and  says,  all  is  done.  The  Ecossois 
declared  an  hour  too  soon — General  Ginckel  was  down  upon 
thfm.     The  whole  thing  was  at  an  end. 

"  '  And  we've  shot  an  officer  on  duty,  and  let  his  orderly 
escape,'  says  my  lord. 

"'Blaise,'  says  Mr.  Holt,  writing  two  lines  on  his  table- 
book,  one  for  my  lady,  and  one  for  you,  Master  Harry ; 
'you  must  go  back  to  Castlewood,  and  deliver  these;'  and 
behold  me." 

And  he  gave  Harry  the  two  papers.  He  read  that  to 
himself,  which  only  said,  "  Burn  the  papers  in  the  cupboard  ; 
burn  this.  You  know  nothing  about  anything."  Harry  read 
this,  ran  upstairs  to  his  mistress's  apartment,  where  her  gentle- 
woman slept  near  to  the  door^  made  her  bring  a  light  and 
wake  my  lady,  into  whose  hands  he  gave  the  paper.  She  was 
a  wonderful  object  to  look  at  in  her  night  attire,  nor  had 
Harry  ever  seen  the  like. 

As  soon  as  she  had  the  paper  in  her  hand,  Harry  stepped 
back  to  the  Chaplain's  room,  opened  the  secret  cupboard  over 
the  fireplace,  burned  all  the  papers  in  it,  and,  as  he  had  seen 
the  priest  do  before,  took  down  one  of  his  reverence's  manu- 
script sermons,  and  half  burnt  that  in  the  brazier.  By  the  time 
the  papers  were  quite  destroyed,  it  was  daylight.  Harry  ran 
back  to  his  mistress  again.  Her  gentlewoman  ushered  him 
again  into  her  ladyship's  chamber :  she  told  him  (from  behind 
her  nuptial  curtains)  to  bid  the  coach  be  got  ready,  and  that 
she  would  ride  away  anon. 

But  the  mysteries  of  her  ladyship's  toilette  were  as  awfully 
long  on  this  day  as  on  any  other,  and  long  after  the  coach 
was  ready  my  lady  was  still  attiring  herself.  And  just  as  the 
Viscountess  stepped  forth  from  her  room,  ready  for  departure, 
young  Job  Lockwood  comes  running  up  from  the  village  with 
news  that  a  lawyer,  three  officers,  and  twenty  or  four-and- 
twenty  soldiers  were  marching  thence  upon  the  house.  Job 
had  but  two  minutes  the  start  of  them,  and  ere  he  had  well 
told  his  story,  the  troop  rode  into  our  courtyard. 


With  the  exception  of  this  gpod-7iatured  Corporal  Steele 


CHAPTER  VI 


THE    ISSUE     OK    THE    PLOTS THE     DEATH    OF    THOMAS,    THIRD 

VISCOUNT   OF    CASTLEWOOD  :    AND    THE    IMPRISONMENT    OF 
HIS    VISCOUNTESS 

AT  first  my  lady  was  for  dying  like  Mary  Queen  of  Scots 

f\    (to  whom  she  fancied  she  bore  a  resemblance  in  beauty), 

and,  stroking  her  scraggy  neck,  said,   "  They  will  find 

Isabel  of  Castlewood  is  equal  to  her  fate."     Her  gentlewoman, 

Victoire,  persuaded  her  that  her  prudent  course  was,  as  she 


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could  not  fly,  to  receive  the  troops  as  though  she  suspected 
nothing,  and  that  her  chamber  was  the  best  place  wherein  to 
await  them.  So  her  black  japan-casket,  which  Harry  was  to 
carry  to  the  coach,  was  taken  back  to  her  ladyship's  chamber, 
whither  the  maid  and  mistress  retired.  Victoire  came  out 
presently,  bidding  the  page  to  say  her  ladyship  was  ill,  con- 
fined to  her  bed  with  the  rheumatism. 

By  this  time  the  soldiers  had  reached  Castlewood.  Harry 
Esmond  saw  them  from  the  window  of  the  tapestry  parlour : 
a  couple  of  sentinels  were  posted  at  the  gate ;  a  half-dozen 
more  walked  towards  the  stable ;  and  some  others,  preceded 
by  their  commander,  and  a  man  in  black,  a  lawyer  probably, 
were  conducted  by  one  of  the  servants  to  the  stair  leading  up 
to  the  part  of  the  house  which  my  lord  and  lady  inhabited. 

So  the  Captain,  a  handsom.e  kind  man,  and  the  lawyer 
came  through  the  ante-room,  to  the  tapestry  parlour,  and  where 
now  was  nobody  but  young  Harry  Esmond,  the  page. 

"Tell  your  mistress,  little  man,"  says  the  Captain  kindly, 
"that  we  must  speak  to  her." 

"My  mistress  is  ill  a-bed,"  said  the  page. 

"  What  complaint  has  she  ?  "  asked  the  Captain. 

The  boy  said,  "  The  rheumatism  !  " 

"  Rheumatism !  that's  a  sad  complaint,"  continues  the 
good-natured  Captain;  "and  the  coach  is  in  the  yard  to 
fetch  the  Doctor,  I  suppose  ?  " 

"  I  don't  know,"  says  the  boy. 

"  And  how  long  has  her  ladyship  been  ill  ?  " 

"  I  don't  know,"  says  the  boy. 

"When  did  my  lord  go  away?" 

"Yesterday  night." 

"With  Father  Holt?" 

"With  Mr.  Holt." 

"  And  which  way  did  they  travel  ?  "  asks  the  lawyer. 

"They  travelled  without  me,"  says  the  page. 

"We  must  see  Lady  Castlewood." 

"  I  have  orders  that  nobody  goes  in  to  her  ladyship — she 
is  sick,"  says  the  page ;  but  at  this  moment  Victoire  came  out. 
"  Hush  ! "  says  she ;  and,  as  if  not  knowing  that  any  one  was 
near,  "What's  this  noise?"  says  she.  "Is  this  gentleman  the 
Doctor  ?  " 

"Stuff!  we  must  see  Lady  Castlewood,"  says  the  lawyer, 
pushing  by. 


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The  curtains  of  her  ladyship's  room  were  down,  and  the 
chamber  dark,  and  she  was  in  bed  with  a  night-cap  on  her 
head,  and  propped  up  by  her  pillows,  looking  none  the  less 
ghastly  because  of  the  red  which  was  still  on  her  cheeks,  and 
which  she  could  not  afford  to  forego. 

"Is  that  the  Doctor?"  she  said. 

"There  is  no  use  with  this  deception,  madam,"  Captain 
Westbury  said  (for  so  he  was  named).  "  My  duty  is  to  arrest 
the  person  of  Thomas,  Viscount  Castlewood,  a  non-juring  peer 
— of  Robert  Tusher,  Vicar  of  Castlewood,  and  Henry  Holt, 
known  under  various  other  names  and  designations,  a  Jesuit 
priest,  who  officiated  as  chaplain  here  in  the  late  king's  time, 
and  is  now  at  the  head  of  the  conspiracy  which  was  about  to 
break  out  in  this  country  against  the  authority  of  their  Majesties 
King  William  and  Queen  Mary ;  and  my  orders  are  to  search 
the  house  for  such  papers  or  traces  of  the  conspiracy  as  may 
be  found  here.  Your  ladyship  will  please  to  give  me  your 
keys,  and  it  will  be  as  well  for  yourself  that  you  should  help 
us,  in  every  way,  in  our  search." 

"You  see,  sir,  that  I  have  the  rheumatism,  and  cannot 
move,"  said  the  lady,  looking  uncommonly  ghastly  as  she  sat 
up  in  her  bed,  where,  however,  she  had  had  her  cheeks  painted, 
and  a  new  cap  put  on,  so  that  she  might  at  least  look  her  best 
when  the  officers  came. 

"  I  shall  take  leave  to  place  a  sentinel  in  the  chamber,  so 
that  your  ladyship,  in  case  you  should  wish  to  rise,  may  have 
an  arm  to  lean  on,"  Captain  Westbury  said.  "  Your  woman  will 
show  me  where  I  am  to  look  ; "  and  Madame  Victoire,  chatter- 
ing in  her  half- French  and  half-English  jargon,  opened,  while 
the  Captain  examined,  one  drawer  after  another ;  but,  as  Harry 
Esmond  thought,  rather  carelessly,  with  a  smile  on  his  face,  as 
if  he  was  only  conducting  the  examination  for  form's  sake. 

Before  one  of  the  cupboards  Victoire  flung  herself  down, 
stretching  out  her  arms,  and,  with  a  piercing  shriek,  cried, 
"  A^on,  Jamais,  Alonsimr  Pofficier  !  Jatuais  !  I  will  rather  die 
than  let  you  see  this  wardrobe." 

But  Captain  Westbury  would  open  it,  still  with  a  smile  on 
his  face,  which,  when  the  box  was  opened,  turned  into  a  fair 
burst  of  laughter.  It  contained — not  papers  regarding  the 
conspiracy — but  my  lady's  wigs,  washes,  and  rouge-pots ;  and 
Victoire  said  men  were  monsters,  as  the  Captain  went  on  with 
his  perquisition.     He  tapped  the  back  to  see  whether  or  no  it 


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was  hollow  ;  and,  as  he  thrust  his  hands  into  the  cupboard,  my 
lady  from  her  bed  called  out  with  a  voice  that  did  not  sound 
like  that  of  a  very  sick  woman,  "  Is  it  your  commission  to 
insult  ladies  as  well  as  to  arrest  gentlemen,  Captain  ?  " 

"  These  articles  are  only  dangerous  when  worn  by  your 
ladyship,"  the  Captain  said,  with  a  low  bow,  and  a  mock  grin 
of  politeness.  "  I  have  found  nothing  which  concerns  the 
Government  as  yet — only  the  weapons  with  which  beauty  is 
authorised  to  kill,"  says  he,  pointing  to  a  wig  with  his  sword- 
tip.     "  We  must  now  proceed  to  search  the  rest  of  the  house." 

"  You  are  not  going  to  leave  that  wretch  in  the  room  with 
me,"  cried  my  lady,  pointing  to  the  soldier. 

"  What  can  I  do,  madam  ?  Somebody  you  must  have  to 
smooth  your  pillow  and  bring  your  medicine — permit  me " 

"  Sir  ! "  screamed  out  my  lady. 

"  Madam,  if  you  are  too  ill  to  leave  the  bed,"  the  Captain 
then  said,  rather  sternly,  "  I  must  have  in  four  of  my  men  to 
lift  you  off  in  the  sheet :  I  must  examine  this  bed,  in  a  word ; 
papers  may  be  hidden  in  a  bed  as  elsewhere ;  we  know  that 
very  well,  and " 

Here  it  was  her  ladyship's  turn  to  shriek,  for  the  Captain, 
with  his  fist  shaking  the  pillows  and  bolsters,  at  last  came  to 
"burn,"  as  they  say  in  the  play  of  forfeits,  and  wrenching 
away  one  of  the  pillows,  said,  "  Look  !  did  not  I  tell  you  so  ? 
Here  is  a  pillow  stuffed  with  paper." 

"  Some  villain  has  betrayed  us,"  cried  out  my  lady,  sitting 
up  in  the  bed,  showing  herself  full  dressed  under  her  night-rail. 

"  And  now  your  ladyship  can  move,  I  am  sure  ;  permit  me 
to  give  you  my  hand  to  rise.  You  will  have  to  travel  for  some 
distance,  as  far  as  Hexton  Castle,  to-night.  Will  you  have 
your  coach  ?  Your  woman  shall  attend  you  if  you  like—  and 
the  japan-box  ?  " 

"  Sir  !  You  don't  strike  a  ma}i  when  he  is  down,"  said 
my  lady,  with  some  dignity  :  "  can  you  not  spare  a  woman  ?  " 

"  Your  ladyship  must  please  to  rise  and  let  me  search  the 
bed,"  said  the  Captain ;  "  there  is  no  more  time  to  lose  in 
bandying  talk." 

And  without  more  ado,  the  gaunt  old  woman  got  up.  Harry 
Esmond  recollected  to  the  end  of  his  life  that  figure,  with  the 
brocade  dress  and  the  white  night-rail,  and  the  gold-clocked 
red  stockings,  and  white  red-heeled  shoes,  sitting  up  in  the  bed, 
and  stepping  down  from  it.    The  trunks  were  ready  packed  for 


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departure  in  her  ante-room,  and  the  horses  ready  harnessed 
in  the  stable :  about  all  which  the  Captain  seemed  to  know, 
by  information  got  from  some  quarter  or  other ;  and  whence 
Esmond  could  make  a  pretty  shrewd  guess  in  after-times,  when 
Dr.  Tusher  complained  that  King  William's  Government  had 
basely  treated  him  for  services  done  in  that  cause. 

And  here  he  may  relate,  though  he  was  then  too  young 
to  know  all  that  was  happening,  what  the  papers  contained 
of  which  Captain  Westbury  had  made  a  seizure,  and  which 
papers  had  been  transferred  from  the  japan-box  to  the  bed 
when  the  officers  arrived. 

There  was  a  list  of  gentlemen  of  the  county  in  Father 
Holt's  handwriting — Mr.  Freeman's  (King  James's)  friends — 
a  similar  paper  being  found  among  those  of  Sir  John  Fenwick 
and  Mr.  Coplestone,  who  suffered  death  for  this  conspiracy. 

There  was  a  patent  conferring  the  title  of  Marquis  ot 
Esmond  on  my  Lord  Castlewood,  and  the  heirs  male  of  his 
body ;  his  appointment  as  Lord  Lieutenant  of  the  County, 
and  Major-General.* 

There  were  various  letters  from  the  nobility  and  gentry, 
some  ardent  and  some  doubtful,  in  the  King's  service  ;  and 
(very  luckily  for  him)  two  letters  concerning  Colonel  Francis 
Esmond  :  one  from  Father  Holt,  which  said  :  "  I  have  been 
to  see  this  Colonel  at  his  house  at  Walcote,  near  to  Wells, 
where  he  resides  since  the  King's  departure,  and  pressed  him 
very  eagerly  in  Mr.  Freeman's  cause,  showing  him  the  great 
advantage  he  would  have  by  trading  with  that  merchant, 
offering  him  large  premiums  there  as  agreed  between  us.  But 
he  says  no  :  he  considers  Mr.  Freeman  the  head  of  the  firm, 
will  never  trade  against  him  or  embark  with  any  other  trading 
company,  but  considers  his  duty  was  done  when  Mr.  Freeman 
left  England.  This  Colonel  seems  to  care  more  for  his  wife 
and  his  beagles  than  for  affairs.  He  asked  me  much  about 
young  H.  E.,  'that  bastard,' as  he  called  him:  doubting  my 
lord's  intentions  respecting  him.    I  reassured  him  on  this  head, 

*  To  liavo  this  rank  of  Marquis  restored  in  the  family  had  always  been 
my  Lady  Viscountess's  aml)ili()n  ;  and  her  old  maiden  aunt,  Barl)ara  Top- 
ham,  the  tjoldsmith's  daughter,  dying  about  this  lime,  and  leaving  all  her 
property  to  Lady  Castlewood,  I  have  heard  thai  her  ladyship  sent  almost 
the  whole  of  the  money  to  King  James,  a  proceeding  which  so  irritated 
my  Lord  Castlewood  that  he  actually  went  to  the  parisli  church,  and  was 
only  appeased  liy  the  Marquis's  title  which  his  exiled  Majesty  sent  to  him 
in  return  for  the  ^^i 5,000  his  faithful  subject  lent  him. 


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stating  what  I  knew  of  the  lad,  and  our  intentions  respecting 
him,  but  with  regard  to  Freeman  he  was  inflexible." 

And  another  letter  was  from  Colonel  Esmond  to  his  kins- 
man, to  say  that  one  Captain  Holton  had  been  with  him 
offering  him  large  bribes  to  join  you  know  zvho,  and  saying 
that  the  head  of  the  house  of  Castlewood  was  deeply  engaged 
in  that  quarter.  But  for  his  part  he  had  broke  his  sword 
when  the  K.  left  the  country,  and  would  never  again  fight  in 
that  quarrel.  The  P.  of  O.  was  a  man,  at  least,  of  a  noble 
courage,  and  his  duty  and,  as  he  thought,  every  English- 
man's, was  to  keep  the  country  quiet,  and  the  French  out  of 
it :  and,  in  fine,  that  he  w^ould  have  nothing  to  do  with  the 
scheme. 

Of  the  existence  of  these  two  letters  and  the  contents 
of  the  pillow,  Colonel  Frank  Esmond,  who  became  Viscount 
Castlewood,  told  Henry  Esmond  afterwards,  when  the  letters 
were  shown  to  his  lordship,  who  congratulated  himself,  as  he 
had  good  reason,  that  he  had  not  joined  in  the  scheme  which 
proved  so  fatal  to  many  concerned  in  it.  But,  naturally,  the 
lad  knew  little  about  these  circumstances  when  they  happened 
under  his  eyes  :  only  being  aware  that  his  patron  and  his 
mistress  were  in  some  trouble,  which  had  caused  the  flight  of 
the  one,  and  the  apprehension  of  the  other  by  the  officers  of 
King  William. 

The  seizure  of  the  papers  effected,  the  gentlemen  did  not 
pursue  their  further  search  through  Castlewood  house  very 
rigorously.  They  examined  Mr.  Holt's  room,  being  led 
thither  by  his  pupil,  who  showed,  as  the  Father  had  bidden 
him,  the  place  where  the  key  of  his  chamber  lay,  opened  the 
door  for  the  gentlemen,  and  conducted  them  into  the  room. 

When  the  gentlemen  came  to  the  half-burned  papers  in  the 
brazier,  they  examined  them  eagerly  enough,  and  their  young 
guide  was  a  little  amused  at  their  perplexity. 

"  What  are  these  ?  "'  says  one. 

"  They're  written  in  a  foreign  language,"  says  the  lawyer. 
"What  are  you  laughing  at,  little  whelp?"  adds  he,  turning 
round  as  he  saw  the  boy  smile. 

"  Mr.  Holt  said  they  were  sermons,"  Harry  said,  "  and 
bade  me  to  burn  them ; "  which  indeed  was  true  of  those 
papers. 

"  Sermons  indeed — it's  treason,  I  would  lay  a  wager,"  cries 
the  lawyer. 


6o        The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

"Egad,  it's  Greek  to  me,"  says  Captain  Westbury.  "Can 
you  read  it,  little  boy?  " 

"Yes,  sir,  a  little,"  Harry  said. 

"  Then  read,  and  read  in  English,  sir,  on  your  peril,"  said 
the  lawyer.     And  Harry  began  to  translate: — 

"  Hath  not  one  of  your  own  writers  said,  'The  children  of 
Adam  are  now  labouring  as  much  as  he  himself  ever  did, 
about  the  tree  of  the  knowledge  of  good  and  evil,  shaking  the 
boughs  thereof,  and  seeking  the  fruit,  being  for  the  most  part 
unmindful  of  the  tree  of  life.'  O  blind  generation  !  'tis  this 
tree  of  knowledge  to  which  the  serpent  has  led  you  " — and  here 
the  boy  was  obliged  to  stop,  the  rest  of  the  page  being  charred 
by  the  fire  :  and  asked  of  the  lawyer,  "  Shall  I  go  on,  sir?  " 

The  lawyer  said,  "  This  boy  is  deeper  than  he  seems  : 
who  knows  that  he  is  not  laughing  at  us  ?  " 

"  Let's  have  in  Dick  the  Scholar,"  cried  Captain  Westbury, 
laughing  :  and  he  called  to  a  trooper  out  of  the  window, 
"  Ho,  Uick,  come  in  here  and  construe." 

A  thick-set  soldier,  with  a  square  good  humoured  face, 
came  in  at  the  summons,  saluting  his  officer. 

"Tell  us  what  is  this,  Dick,"  says  the  lawyer. 

"  My  name  is  Steele,  sir,"  says  the  soldier.  "  I  may  be 
Dick  for  my  friends,  but  I  don't  name  gentlemen  of  your  cloth 
amongst  them."  . 

"  Well,  then,  Steele." 

"  Mr.  Steele,  sir,  if  you  please.  When  you  address  a 
gentleman  of  his  Majesty's  Horse  Guards,  be  pleased  not  to 
be  so  familiar." 

"I  didn't  know,  sir,'  said  the  lawyer. 

"  How  should  you  ?  I  take  it  you  are  not  accustomed  to 
meet  with  gentlemen,"  says  the  trooper. 

"  Hold  thy  prate,  and  read  that  bit  of  paper,"  says  West- 
bury. 

" 'Tis  Latin,"  says  Dick,  glancing  at  it,  and  again  saluting 
his  officer,  "and  from  a  sermon  of  Mr.  Cudworth's ; "  and 
he  translated  the  words  pretty  much  as  Henry  Esmond  had 
rendered  them. 

"  What  a  young  scholar  you  are  !"  says  the  Captain  to  the 
boy. 

"  Depend  on't,  he  knows  more  than  he  tells,"  says  the 
lawyer.  "  I  think  we  will  pack  him  off  in  the  coach  with  old 
Jezebel." 


My  Lady  GOES  TO  Prison  6i 

"  For  construing  a  bit  of  Latin  ?  "  said  the  Captain,  very 
good-naturedly. 

"  I  would  as  lief  go  there  as  anywhere,"  Harry  Esmond 
said  simply,  "for  there  is  nobody  to  care  for  me." 

There  must  have  been  something  touching  in  the  child's 
voice,  or  in  this  description  of  his  solitude — for  the  Captain 
looked  at  him  very  good-naturedly,  and  the  trooper  called 
Steele  put  his  hand  kindly  on  the  lad's  head,  and  said  some 
words  in  the  Latin  tongue. 

"  What  does  he  say?  "  says  the  lawyer. 

"  Faith,  ask  Dick  himself,"  cried  Captain  Westbury. 

"  I  said  I  was  not  ignorant  of  misfortune  myself,  and  had 
learned  to  succour  the  miserable,  and  that's  not  your  trade, 
Mr.  Sheepskin,"  said  the  trooper. 

"You  had  better  leave  Dick  the  Scholar  alone,  Air.  Corbet," 
the  Captain  said.  And  Harry  Esmond,  always  touched  by  a 
kind  face  and  kind  word,  felt  very  grateful  to  this  good-natured 
champion. 

The  horses  were  by  this  time  harnessed  to  the  coach  ;  and 
the  Countess  and  Victoire  came  down  and  were  put  into  the 
vehicle.  This  woman,  who  quarrelled  with  Harry  Esmond  all 
day,  was  melted  at  parting  with  him,  and  called  him  "dear 
angel,"  and  "poor  infant,"  and  a  hundred  other  names. 

The  Viscountess,  giving  him  her  lean  hand  to  kiss,  bade 
him  always  be  faithful  to  the  house  of  Esmond.  "  If  evil 
should  happen  to  my  lord,"  says  she,  "his  successor,  I  trust, 
will  be  found,  and  give  you  protection.  Situated  as  I  am,  they 
will  not  dare  wreak  their  vengeance  on  me  now.''''  And  she 
kissed  a  medal  she  wore  with  great  fervour,  and  Henry  Esmond 
knew  not  in  the  least  what  her  meaning  was ;  but  hath  since 
learned  that,  old  as  she  was,  she  was  for  ever  expecting,  by  the 
good  otifices  of  saints  and  relics,  to  have  an  heir  to  the  title  of 
Esmond. 

Harry  Esmond  was  too  young  to  have  been  introduced 
into  the  secrets  of  politics  in  which  his  patrons  were  impli- 
cated ;  for  they  put  but  few  questions  to  the  boy  (who  was 
little  of  stature,  and  looked  much  younger  than  his  age),  and 
such  questions  as  they  put  he  answered  cautiously  enough, 
and  professing  even  more  ignorance  than  he  had,  for  which  his 
examiners  willingly  enough  gave  him  credit.  He  did  not  say 
a  word  about  the  window,  or  the  cupboard  over  the  fireplace ; 
and  these  secrets  quite  escaped  the  eyes  of  the  searchers. 


62        The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

So  then  my  lady  was  consigned  to  her  coach,  and  sent  off 
to  Hexton,  with  her  woman  and  the  man  of  law  to  bear  her 
company,  a  couple  of  troopers  riding  on  either  side  of  the 
coach.  And  Harry  was  left  behind  at  the  Hall,  belonging 
as  it  were  to  nobody,  and  quite  alone  in  the  world.  The 
captain  and  a  guard  of  men  remained  in  possession  there  : 
and  the  soldiers,  who  were  very  good-natured  and  kind,  ate 
my  lord's  mutton  and  drank  his  wine,  and  made  themselves 
comfortable,  as  they  well  might  do  in  such  pleasant  quarters. 

The  captains  had  their  dinner  served  in  my  lord's  tapestry 
parlour,  and  poor  little  Harry  thought  his  duty  was  to  wait 
upon  Captain  Westbury's  chair,  as  his  custom  had  been  to 
serve  his  lord  when  he  sat  there. 

After  the  departure  of  the  Countess,  Dick  the  Scholar 
took  Harry  Esmond  under  his  special  protection,  and  would 
examine  him  in  his  humanities  and  talk  to  him  both  of  French 
and  Latin,  in  which  tongues  the  lad  found,  and  his  new  friend 
was  willing  enough  to  acknowledge,  that  he  was  even  more 
proficient  than  Scholar  Dick.  Hearing  that  he  had  learned 
them  from  a  Jesuit,  in  the  praise  of  whom  and  whose  good- 
ness Harry  was  never  tired  of  speaking,  Dick,  rather  to  the 
boy's  surprise,  who  began  to  have  an  early  shrewdness,  like 
many  children  bred  up  alone,  showed  a  great  deal  of  theolo- 
gical science,  and  knowledge  of  the  points  at  issue  between 
the  two  Churches  ;  so  that  he  and  Harry  would  have  hours 
of  controversy  together,  in  which  the  boy  was  certainly  worsted 
by  the  arguments  of  this  singular  trooper.  "  I  am  no  common 
soldier,"  Dick  would  say  ;  and  indeed  it  was  easy  to  see  by  his 
learning,  breeding,  and  many  accomplishments,  that  he  was 
not — "  I  am  of  one  of  the  most  ancient  families  in  the  empire; 
I  have  had  my  education  at  a  famous  school,  and  a  famous 
university ;  I  learned  my  first  rudiments  of  Latin  near  to 
Smithfield,  in  London,  where  the  martyrs  were  roasted." 

"  You  hanged  as  many  of  ours,"  interposed  Harry;  "and 
for  the  matter  of  persecution.  Father  Holt  told  me  that  a 
young  gentleman  of  Edinburgh,  eighteen  years  of  age,  student 
at  the  college  there,  was  hanged  for  heresy  only  last  year, 
though  he  recanted,  and  solemnly  asked  pardon  for  his  errors." 

"  Faith !  there  has  been  too  much  persecution  on  both 
sides  :  but  'twas  you  taught  us." 

"Nay,  'twas  the  Pagans  began  it,"  cried  the  lad,  and  be- 
gan to  instance  a  number  of  saints  of  the  Church,  from  the 


Dick  the  Scholar  63 

protomartyr  downwards — "this  one's  fire  went  out  under 
him ;  that  one's  oil  cooled  in  the  cauldron ;  at  a  third  holy 
head  the  executioner  chopped  three  times  and  it  would  not 
come  off.  Show  us  martyrs  in  your  Church  for  whom  such 
miracles  have  been  done."' 

"Nay,"  says  the  trooper  gravely,  "the  miracles  of  the  first 
three  centuries  belong  to  my  Church  as  well  as  yours,  Master 
Papist ; "  and  then  added,  wuth  something  of  a  smile  upon  his 
countenance,  and  a  queer  look  at  Harry — "And  yet,  my  little 
catechiser,  I  have  sometimes  thought  about  those  miracles, 
that  there  was  not  much  good  in  them,  since  the  victim's  head 
always  finished  by  coming  off  at  the  third  or  fourth  chop, 
and  the  cauldron,  if  it  did  not  boil  one  day,  boiled  the  next. 
Howbeit,  in  our  times,  the  Church  has  lost  that  questionable 
advantage  of  respites.  There  was  never  a  shower  to  put  out 
Ridley's  fire,  nor  an  angel  to  turn  the  edge  of  Campion's  axe. 
The  rack  tore  the  limbs  of  Southwell  the  Jesuit  and  Sympson 
the  Protestant  alike.  For  faith,  everywhere  multitudes  die 
willingly  enough.  I  have  read  in  Monsieur  Rycaut's  '  History 
of  the  Turks,'  of  thousands  of  Mahomet's  followers  rushing 
upon  death  in  battle  as  upon  certain  Paradise ;  and  in  the 
great  Mogul's  dominions  people  fling  themselves  by  hundreds 
under  the  cars  of  the  idols  annually,  and  the  widows  burn 
themselves  on  their  husbands'  bodies,  as  'tis  well  known.  'Tis 
not  the  dying  for  a  faith  that's  so  hard.  Master  Harry — every 
man  of  every  nation  has  done  that — 'tis  the  living  up  to  it 
that  is  difficult,  as  I  know  to  my  cost,"  he  added,  with  a  sigh. 
"  And  ah  !  "  he  added,  "my  poor  lad,  I  am  not  strong  enough 
to  convince  thee  by  my  life — though  to  die  for  my  religion 
would  give  me  the  greatest  of  joys — but  I  had  a  dear  friend  in 
Magdalen  College  in  Oxford ;  I  wish  Joe  Addison  were  here 
to  convince  thee,  as  he  quickly  could — for  I  think  he's  a 
match  for  the  whole  College  of  Jesuits ;  and  what's  more,  in 
his  life  too. — In  that  very  sermon  of  Doctor  Cudworth's  which 
your  priest  was  quoting  from,  and  which  suffered  martyrdom 
in  the  brazier  " — Dick  added,  with  a  smile,  "  I  had  a  thought  of 
wearing  the  black  coat  (but  was  ashamed  of  my  life,  you  see, 
and  took  to  this  sorry  red  one) ;  I  have  often  thought  of  Joe 
Addison — Doctor  Cudworth  says,  '  A  good  conscience  is  the 
best  looking-glass  of  heaven ' — and  there's  a  serenity  in  my 
friend's  face  which  always  reflects  it — I  wish  you  could  see 
him,  Harry." 


64        The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

"  Did  he  do  you  a  great  deal  of  good  ? "  asked  the  lad 
simply. 

"He  might  have  done,"  said  the  other — "at  least  he 
taught  me  to  see  and  approve  better  things.  'Tis  my  own 
fault,  deteriora  seqiii." 

"  You  seem  very  good,"  the  boy  said. 

"  I'm  not  what  I  seem,  alas  ! "  answered  the  trooper — and 
indeed,  as  it  turned  out,  poor  Dick  told  the  truth ;  for  that 
very  night,  at  supper  in  the  hall,  where  the  gentlemen  of  the 
troop  took  their  repasts,  and  passed  most  part  of  their  days 
dicing  and  smoking  of  tobacco,  and  singing  and  cursing,  over 
the  Castlewood  ale — Harry  Esmond  found  Dick  the  Scholar  in 
a  woful  state  of  drunkenness.  He  hiccupped  out  a  sermon  ; 
and  his  laughing  companions  bade  him  sing  a  hymn,  on  which 
Dick,  swearing  he  would  run  the  scoundrel  through  the  body 
who  insulted  his  religion,  made  for  his  sword,  which  was  hang- 
ing on  the  wall,  and  fell  down  flat  on  the  floor  under  it,  saying 
to  Harry,  who  ran  forward  to  help  him,  "  Ah,  little  Papist,  I 
wish  Joseph  Addison  was  here." 

Though  the  troopers  of  the  King's  Lifeguards  were  all 
gentlemen,  yet  the  rest  of  the  gentlemen  seemed  ignorant  and 
vulgar  boors  to  Harry  Esmond,  with  the  exception  of  this 
good-natured  Corporal  Steele  the  Scholar,  and  Captain  West- 
bury  and  Lieutenant  Trant,  who  were  always  kind  to  the  lad. 
They  remained  for  some  weeks  or  months  encamped  in  Castle- 
wood, and  Harry  learned  from  them,  from  time  to  time,  how 
the  lady  at  Hexton  Castle  was  treated,  and  the  particulars  of 
her  confinement  there.  'Tis  known  that  King  William  was 
disposed  to  deal  very  leniently  with  the  gentry  who  remained 
faithful  to  the  old  king's  cause ;  and  no  prince  usurping  a 
crown,  as  his  enemies  said  he  did  (righteously  taking  it  as  I 
think  now),  ever  caused  less  blood  to  be  shed.  As  for  women 
conspirators,  he  kept  spies  on  the  least  dangerous,  and  locked 
up  the  others.  Lady  Castlewood  had  the  best  rooms  in  Hexton 
Castle,  and  the  gaoler's  garden  to  walk  in  ;  and  though  she 
repeatedly  desired  to  be  led  out  to  execution,  like  Mary  Queen 
of  Scots,  there  never  was  any  thought  of  taking  her  painted 
old  head  off,  or  any  desire  to  do  aught  but  keep  her  person 
in  security. 

And  it  appeared  she  found  that  some  were  friends  in  her 
misfortune  whom  she  had,  in  her  prosperity,  considered  as 
her   worst    enemies.       Colonel    Francis    Esmond,    my   lord's 


The  Dowager  in  Prison  65 

cousin  and  her  ladyship's,  who  had  married  the  Dean  of 
Winchester's  daughter,  and,  since  King  James's  departure  out 
of  England,  had  lived  not  very  far  away  from  Hexton  town, 
hearing  of  his  kinswoman's  strait,  and  being  friends  with 
Colonel  Brice,  commanding  for  King  William  in  Hexton,  and 
with  the  Church  dignitaries  there,  came  to  visit  her  ladyship 
in  prison,  offering  to  his  uncle's  daughter  any  friendly  services 
which  lay  in  his  power.  And  he  brought  his  lady  and  little 
daughter  to  see  the  prisoner,  to  the  latter  of  whom,  a  child  of 
great  beauty  and  many  winning  ways,  the  old  Viscountess  took 
not  a  little  liking,  although  between  her  ladyship  and  the  child's 
mother  there  was  little  more  love  than  formerly.  There  are 
some  injuries  which  women  never  forgive  one  another ;  and 
Madame  Francis  Esmond,  in  m.arrying  her  cousin,  had  done 
one  of  those  irretrievable  wrongs  to  Lady  Castlewood.  But 
as  she  was  now  humiliated  and  in  misfortune,  Madame  Francis 
could  allow  a  truce  to  her  enmity,  and  could  be  kind,  for  a 
while  at  least,  to  her  husbands  discarded  mistress.  So  the 
little  Beatrix,  her  daughter,  was  permitted  often  to  go  and  visit 
the  imprisoned  Viscountess,  who,  in  so  far  as  the  child  and  its 
father  were  concerned,  got  to  abate  in  her  anger  towards  that 
branch  of  the  Castlewood  family.  And,  the  letters  of  Colonel 
Esmond  coming  to  light,  as  has  been  said,  and  his  conduct 
being  known  to  the  King's  council,  the  Colonel  was  put  in  a 
better  position  with  the  existing  Ciovernment  than  he  had  ever 
before  been  ;  any  suspicions  regarding  his  loyalty  were  entirely 
done  away ;  and  so  he  was  enabled  to  be  of  more  service  to 
his  kinswoman  than  he  could  otherwise  have  been. 

And  now  there  befell  an  event  by  which  this  lady  recovered 
her  liberty,  and  the  house  of  Castlewood  got  a  new  owner,  and 
fatherless  little  Harry  Esmond  a  new  and  most  kind  protector 
and  friend.  Whatever  that  secret  was  which  Harry  was  to 
hear  from  my  lord,  the  boy  never  heard  it;  for  that  night 
when  Father  Holt  arrived,  and  carried  my  lord  away  with  him, 
was  the  last  on  which  Harry  ever  saw  his  patron.  W^hat  hap- 
pened to  my  lord  may  be  briefly  told  here.  Having  found  the 
horses  at  the  place  where  they  were  lying,  my  lord  and  Father 
Holt  rode  together  to  Chatteris,  where  they  had  temporary 
refuge  with  one  of  the  Father's  penitents  in  that  city ;  but  the 
pursuit  being  hot  for  them,  and  the  reward  for  the  apprehen- 
sion of  one  or  the  other  considerable,  it  was  deemed  advisable 
that  they  should  separate ;  and  the  priest  betook  himself  to 

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66        The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

other  places  of  retreat  known  to  him,  whilst  my  lord  passed 
over  from  Bristol  into  Ireland,  in  which  kingdom  King  James 
had  a  court  and  an  army.  My  lord  was  but  a  small  addition 
to  this,  bringing,  indeed,  only  his  sword  and  the  few  pieces 
in  his  pocket  :  but  the  King  received  him  with  some  kindness 
and  distinction,  in  spite  of  his  poor  plight,  confirmed  him  in 
his  new  title  of  Marquis,  gave  him  a  regiment,  and  promised 
him  further  promotion.  But  titles  or  promotion  were  not  to 
benefit  him  now.  My  lord  was  wounded  at  the  fatal  battle  of 
the  Boyne,  flying  from  which  field  (long  after  his  master  had 
set  him  an  example),  he  lay  for  a  while  concealed  in  the 
marshy  country  near  to  the  town  of  Trim,  and,  more  from 
catarrh  and  fever  caught  in  the  bogs  than  from  the  steel  of  the 
enemy  in  the  battle,  sank  and  died.  May  the  earth  lie  fight 
upon  Thomas  of  Castlewood  !  He  who  writes  this  must 
speak  in  charity,  though  this  lord  did  him  and  his  two  griev- 
ous wrongs :  for  one  of  these  he  would  have  made  amends, 
perhaps,  had  life  been  spared  him ;  but  the  other  lay  beyond 
his  power  to  repair,  though  'tis  to  be  hoped  that  a  greater 
Power  than  a  priest  has  absolved  him  of  it.  He  got  the  com- 
fort of  this  absolution,  too,  such  as  it  was  :  a  priest  of  Trim 
writing  a  letter  to  my  lady  to  inform  her  of  this  calamity. 

But  in  those  days  letters  were  slow  of  travelling,  and  our 
priest's  took  two  months  or  more  on  its  journey  from  Ireland 
to  England  :  where,  when  it  did  arrive,  it  did  not  find  my  lady 
at  her  own  house ;  she  was  at  the  King's  house  of  Hexton 
Castle  when  the  letter  came  to  Castlewood,  but  it  was  opened 
for  all  that  by  the  officer  in  command  there. 

Harry  Esmond  well  remembered  the  receipt  of  this 
letter,  which  Lockwood  brought  in  as  Captain  Westbury  and 
Lieutenant  Trant  were  on  the  green  playing  at  bowls,  young 
Esmond  looking  on  at  the  sport  or  reading  his  book  in  the 
arbour. 

"  Here's  news  for  Frank  Esmond,"  says  Captain  Westbury  ; 
"Harry,  did  you  ever  see  Colonel  Esmond?"  And  Captain 
Westbury  looked  very  hard  at  the  boy  as  he  spoke. 

Harry  said  he  had  seen  him  but  once,  when  he  was  at 
Hexton,  at  the  ball  there. 

"And  did  he  say  anything?" 

"  He  said  what  T  don't  care  to  repeat,"  Harry  an.swered. 
For  he  was  now  twelve  years  of  age  :  he  knew  what  his  birth 
was,  and  the  disgrace  of  it;  and  he  felt  no  love  towards  the 


At  the  Boyne  67 

man  who  had  most  Hkely  stained  his  mother's  honour  and 
his  own. 

"  Did  you  love  my  Lord  Castlewood  ?  " 

"  I  wait  until  I  know  my  mother,  sir,  to  say,"  the  boy 
answered,  his  eyes  filling  with  tears. 

"  Something  has  happened  to  Lord  Castlewood,"  Captain 
Westbury  said,  in  a  very  grave  tone — "  something  which  must 
happen  to  us  all.  He  is  dead  of  a  wound  received  at  the 
Boyne,  fighting  for  King  James." 

"  I  am  glad  my  lord  fought  for  the  right  cause,"  the  boy 
said. 

"  It  was  better  to  meet  death  on  the  field  like  a  man  than 
face  it  on  Tower  Hill,  as  some  of  them  may,"  continued  Mr. 
Westbury.  "  I  hope  he  has  made  some  testament,  or  provided 
for  thee  somehow.  This  letter  says  he  recommends  nniciim 
filiuni  suum  dilectissimuin  to  his  lady.  I  hope  he  has  left  you 
more  than  that." 

Harry  did  not  know,  he  said.  He  was  in  the  hands  of 
Heaven  and  Fate ;  but  more  lonely  now,  as  it  seemed  to  him, 
than  he  had  been  all  the  rest  of  his  life ;  and  that  night,  as  he 
lay  in  his  little  room,  which  he  still  occupied,  the  boy  thought, 
with  many  a  pang  of  shame  and  grief,  of  his  strange  and  soli- 
tary condition  : — how  he  had  a  father  and  no  father ;  a  name- 
less mother  that  had  been  brought  to  ruin,  perhaps,  by  that 
very  father  whom  Harry  could  only  acknowledge  in  secret  and 
with  a  blush,  and  whom  he  could  neither  love  nor  revere.  And 
he  sickened  to  think  how  Father  Holt,  a  stranger,  and  two  or 
three  soldiers,  his  acquaintances  of  the  last  six  weeks,  were  the 
only  friends  he  had  in  the  great  wide  world,  where  he  was  now 
quite  alone.  The  soul  of  the  boy  was  full  of  love,  and  he 
longed,  as  he  lay  in  the  darkness  there,  for  some  one  upon 
whom  he  could  bestow  it.  He  remembers,  and  must  to  his 
dying  day,  the  thoughts  and  tears  of  that  long  night,  the  hours 
tolling  through  it.  Who  was  he  and  what  ?  Why  here  rather 
than  elsewhere  ?  I  have  a  mind,  he  thought,  to  go  to  that 
priest  at  Trim,  and  find  out  what  my  father  said  to  him  on 
his  deathbed  confession.  Is  there  any  child  in  the  whole 
world  so  unprotected  as  I  am  ?  Shall  I  get  up  and  quit  this 
place,  and  run  to  Ireland  .''  With  these  thoughts  and  tears  the 
lad  passed  that  night  away  until  he  wept  himself  to  sleep. 

The  next  day  the  gentlemen  of  the  guard  who  had  heard 
what  had  befallen  him  were  more  than  usually  kind   to  the 


68        The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

child,  especially  his  friend  Scholar  Dick,  who  told  him  about 
his  own  father's  death,  which  had  happened  when  Dick  was  a 
child  at  Dublin,  not  quite  five  years  of  age.  "  That  was  the 
first  sensation  of  grief,"  Dick  said,  "  I  ever  knew.  I  remember 
I  went  into  the  room  where  his  body  lay,  and  my  mother  sate 
weeping  beside  it.  I  had  my  battledore  in  my  hand,  and  fell 
a-beating  the  coffin,  and  calling  Papa ;  on  which  my  mother 
caught  me  in  her  arms,  and  told  me  in  a  flood  of  tears  Papa 
could  not  hear  me,  and  would  play  with  me  no  more,  for  they 
were  going  to  put  him  under  ground,  whence  he  could  never 
come  to  us  again.  And  this,"  said  Dick  kindly,  "has  made 
me  pity  all  children  ever  since ;  and  caused  me  to  love  thee, 
my  poor  fatherless,  motherless  lad.  And  if  ever  thou  wantest 
a  friend,  thou  shalt  have  one  in  Richard  Steele." 

Harry  Esmond  thanked  him,  and  was  grateful.  But  what 
could  Corporal  Steele  do  for  him  ? — take  him  to  ride  a  spare 
horse,  and  be  servant  to  the  troop  ?  Though  there  might  be 
a  bar  in  Harry  Esmond's  shield,  it  was  a  noble  one.  The 
counsel  of  the  two  friends  was,  that  little  Harry  should  stay 
where  he  was,  and  abide  his  fortune  :  so  Esmond  stayed  on 
at  Castlewood,  awaiting  with  no  small  anxiety  the  fate,  what- 
ever it  was,  which  was  over  him. 


iMrd  Castlewood' s  stories  rose  by  degrees 


CHAPTER  VII 

I    AM    LEFT    AT    CASTLEWOOD    AN    ORPHAN,    AND    FIND    MOST 
KIND    PROTECTORS    THERE 


DURING  the  stay  of  the  soldiers  in  Castlewood,  honest 
Dick  the  Scholar  was  the  constant  companion  of  the 
lonely  little  orphan  lad  Harry  Esmond  ;  and  they  read 
together,  and  they  played  bowls  together ;  and  when  the  other 
troopers  or  their  officers,  who  were  free-spoken  over  their 
cups  (as  was  the  way  of  that  day,  when  neither  men  nor 
women  were  over-nice),  talked  unbecomingly  of  their  amours 
and  gallantries  before  the  child,  Dick,  who  very  likely  was 
setting  the  whole  company  laughing,  would  stop  their  jokes 
with  a  maxima  debetiir  piieris  reverefifia,  and  once  offered  to 
lug  out  against  another  trooper  called  Hulking  Tom,  who 
wanted  to  ask  Harry  Esmond  a  ribald  question. 

Also,  Dick,  seeing  that  the  child  had,  as  he  said,  a  sensi- 
bility above  his  years,  and  a  great  and  praiseworthy  discretion, 

69 


JO        The  History  of  Hknry  Esmond 

confided  to  Harry  his  love  for  a  vintner's  daughter,  near  to  the 
Toll  Yard,  Westminster,  whom  Dick  addressed  as  Saccharissa 
in  many  verses  of  his  composition,  and  without  whom  he  said 
it  would  be  impossible  that  he  could  continue  to  live.  He 
vowed  this  a  thousand  times  in  a  day,  though  Harry  smiled  to 
see  the  love-lorn  swain  had  his  health  and  appetite  as  well  as 
the  most  heart-whole  trooper  in  the  regiment :  and  he  swore 
Harry  to  secrecy  too,  which  vow  the  lad  religiously  kept,  until 
he  found  that  officers  and  privates  were  all  taken  into  Dick's 
confidence,  and  had  the  benefit  of  his  verses.  And  it  must 
be  owned  likewise  that,  while  Dick  was  sighing  after  Saccharissa 
in  London,  he  had  consolations  in  the  country  :  for  there  came 
a  wench  out  of  Castlewood  village  who  had  washed  his  linen,  and 
who  cried  sadly  when  she  heard  he  was  gone  :  and  without 
paying  her  bill,  too,  which  Harry  Esmond  took  upon  himself 
to  discharge  by  giving  the  girl  a  silver  pocket-piece,  which 
Scholar  Dick  had  presented  to  him  when,  with  many  embraces 
and  prayers  for  his  prosperity,  Dick  parted  from  him,  the 
garrison  of  Castlewood  being  ordered  away.  Dick  the  Scholar 
said  he  would  never  forget  his  young  friend,  nor  indeed  did  he  : 
and  Harry  was  sorry  when  the  kind  soldiers  vacated  Castle- 
wood, looking  forward  with  no  small  anxiety  (for  care  and 
solitude  had  made  him  thoughtful  beyond  his  years)  to  his  fate 
when  the  new  lord  and  lady  of  the  house  came  to  live  there. 
He  had  lived  to  be  past  twelve  years  old  now  ;  and  had  never 
had  a  friend,  save  this  wild  trooper  perhaps,  and  Father  Holt ; 
and  had  a  fond  and  affectionate  heart,  tender  to  weakness, 
that  would  fain  attach  itself  to  somebody,  and  did  not  seem  at 
rest  until  it  had  found  a  friend  who  would  take  charge  of  it. 

The  instinct  which  led  Harry  Esmond  to  admire  and  love 
the  gracious  person,  the  fair  apparition  of  whose  beauty  and 
kindness  had  so  moved  him  when  he  first  beheld  her,  be- 
came soon  a  devoted  affection  and  passion  of  gratitude  which 
entirely  filled  his  young  heart,  that  as  yet,  except  in  the  case 
of  dear  Father  Holt,  had  had  very  little  kindness  for  which 
to  be  thankful.  O  Dea  certt\  thought  he,  remembering  the 
lines  out  of  the  ^-Eneis  which  Mr.  Holt  had  taught  him. 
There  seemed,  as  the  boy  thought,  in  every  look  or  gesture 
of  this  fair  creature  an  angelical  softness  and  bright  pity — in 
motion  or  repose  she  seemed  gracious  alike ;  the  tone  of  her 
voice,  though  she  uttered  words  ever  so  trivial,  gave  him  a 
pleasure  that    amounted  almost   to  anguish.      It   cannot   be 


Mv   Idol 


71 


called  love  that  a  lad  of  twelve  years  of  age,  little  more  than 
a  menial,  felt  for  an  exalted   lady,  his  mistress  :   but  it  was 


He  had  cofisolations  in  the  country 


worship.     To  catch  her  glance  ;  to  divine  her  errand  and  run 
on  it  before  she  had  spoken  it ;  to  watch,  follow,  adore  her 


^2        The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

—became  the  business  of  his  Hfe.  Meanwhile,  as  is  the  way 
often,  his  idol  had  idols  of  her  own,  and  never  thought  of  or 
suspected  the  admiration  of  her  little  pigmy  adorer. 

My  lady  had  on  her  side  her  three  idols  :  first  and  fore- 
most, Jove  and  supreme  ruler,  was  her  lord,  Harry's  patron, 
the  good  Viscount  of  Castlewood.  All  wishes  of  his  were  laws 
with  her.  If  he  had  a  headache,  she  was  ill.  If  he  frowned, 
she  trembled.  If  he  joked,  she  smiled  and  was  charmed.  If 
he  went  a-hunting,  she  was  always  at  the  window  to  see  him 
ride  away,  her  little  son  crowing  on  her  arm,  or  on  the  watch  till 
his  return.  She  made  dishes  for  his  dinner  :  spiced  his  wine  for 
him  :  made  the  toast  for  his  tankard  at  breakfast  :  hushed  the 
house  when  he  slept  in  his  chair,  and  watched  for  a  look  when 
he  woke.  If  my  lord  was  not  a  little  proud  of  his  beauty,  my 
lady  adored  it.  She  clung  to  his  arm  as  he  paced  the  terrace, 
her  two  fair  little  hands  clasped  round  his  great  one  ;  her  eyes 
were  never  tired  of  looking  in  his  face  and  wondering  at  its 
perfection.  Her  little  son  was  his  son,  and  had  his  father's 
look  and  curly  brown  hair.  Her  daughter  Beatrix  was  his 
daughter,  and  had  his  eyes — were  there  ever  such  beautiful  eyes 
in  the  world  ?  All  the  house  was  arranged  so  as  to  bring  him 
ease  and  give  him  pleasure.  She  liked  the  small  gentry  round 
about  to  come  and  pay  him  court ;  never  caring  for  admiration 
for  herself,  those  who  wanted  to  be  well  with  the  lady  must 
admire  him.  Not  regarding  her  dress,  she  would  wear  a  gown 
to  rags,  because  he  had  once  liked  it  :  and  if  he  brought  her 
a  brooch  or  a  ribbon,  would  prefer  it  to  all  the  most  costly 
articles  of  her  wardrobe. 

My  lord  went  to  London  every  year  for  six  weeks,  and  the 
family  being  too  poor  to  appear  at  Court  with  any  figure,  he 
went  alone.  It  was  not  until  he  was  out  of  sight  that  her  face 
showed  any  sorrow  :  and  what  a  joy  when  he  came  back  ! 
What  preparation  before  his  return  !  The  fond  creature  had 
his  arm  -  chair  at  the  chimney-side  —  delighting  to  put  the 
children  in  it,  and  look  at  them  there.  Nobody  took  his  place 
at  the  table  ;  but  his  silver  tankard  stood  there  as  when  my 
lord  was  present. 

A  pretty  sight  it  was  to  see,  during  my  lord's  absence,  or 
on  those  many  mornings  when  sleep  or  headache  kept  him 
abed,  this  fair  young  lady  of  Castlewood,  her  little  daughter 
at  her  knee,  and  her  domesticks  gathered  round  her,  reading 
the  Morning  Prayer  of  the   English  Church.     Esmond  long 


A   Priestess  73 

remembered  how  she  looked  and  spoke,  kneeling  reverently 
before  the  sacred  book,  the  sun  shining  upon  her  golden  hair 
until  it  made  a  halo  round  about  her.  A  dozen  of  the  ser- 
vants of  the  house  kneeled  in  a  line  opposite  their  mistress. 
For  a  while  Harry  Esmond  kept  apart  from  these  mysteries,  but 
Doctor  Tusher  showing  him  that  the  prayers  read  were  those 
of  the  Church  of  all  ages,  and  the  boy's  own  inclination 
prompting  him  to  be  always  as  near  as  he  might  to  his 
mistress,  and  to  think  all  things  she  did  right,  from  listening 
to  the  prayers  in  the  ante-chamber,  he  came  presently  to  kneel 
down  with  the  rest  of  the  household  in  the  parlour ;  and  before 
a  couple  of  years  my  lady  had  made  a  thorough  convert. 
Indeed,  the  boy  loved  his  catechiser  so  much  that  he  would 
have  subscribed  to  anything  she  bade  him,  and  was  never 
tired  of  listening  to  her  fond  discourse  and  simple  comments 
upon  the  book,  which  she  read  to  him  in  a  voice  of  which  it 
was  difficult  to  resist  the  sweet  persuasion  and  tender  appeal- 
ing kindness.  This  friendly  controversy,  and  the  intimacy 
which  it  occasioned,  bound  the  lad  more  fondly  than  ever  to 
his  mistress.  The  happiest  period  of  all  his  life  was  this  ; 
and  the  young  mother,  with  her  daughter  and  son,  and  the 
orphan  lad  whom  she  protected,  read  and  worked  and  played, 
and  were  children  together.  If  the  lady  looked  forward — as 
what  fond  woman  does  not  ? — towards  the  future,  she  had  no 
plans  from  which  Harry  Esmond  was  left  out  ;  and  a  thousand 
and  a  thousand  times,  in  his  passionate  and  impetuous  way,  he 
vowed  that  no  power  should  separate  him  from  his  mistress ; 
and  only  asked  for  some  chance  to  happen  by  which  he  might 
show  his  fidelity  to  her.  Now,  at  the  close  of  his  life,  as  he 
sits  and  recalls  in  tranquillity  the  happy  and  busy  scenes  of  it, 
he  can  think,  not  ungratefully,  that  he  has  been  faithful  to 
that  early  vow.  Such  a  life  is  so  simple  that  years  may  be 
chronicled  in  a  few  lines.  But  few  men's  life-voyages  are 
destined  to  be  all  prosperous  ;  and  this  calm  of  which  we  are 
speaking  was  soon  to  come  to  an  end. 

As  Esmond  grew,  and  observed  for  himself,  he  found  of 
necessity  much  to  read  and  think  of  outside  that  fond  circle 
of  kinsfolk  who  had  admitted  him  to  join  hand  with  them. 
He  read  more  books  than  they  cared  to  study  with  him  ;  was 
alone  in  the  midst  of  them  many  a  time,  and  passed  nights 
over  labours,  futile  perhaps,  but  in  which  they  could  not  join 
him.     His  dear  mistress  divined  his  thoughts  with  her  usual 


74        The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

jealous  watchfulness  of  affection  :  began  to  forebode  a  time 
when  he  would  escape  from  his  home-nest ;  and,  at  his  eager 
protestations  to  the  contrary,  would  only  sigh  and  shake  her 
head.  Before  those  fatal  decrees  in  life  are  executed,  there 
are  always  secret  previsions  and  warning  omens.  When  every- 
thing yet  seems  calm,  we  are  aware  that  the  storm  is  coming. 
Ere  the  happy  days  were  over,  two,  at  least,  of  that  home- 
party  felt  that  they  were  drawing  to  a  close ;  and  were  uneasy, 
and  on  the  look-out  for  the  cloud  which  was  to  obscure  their 
calm. 

'Twas  easy  for  Harry  to  see,  however  much  his  lady  per- 
sisted in  obedience  and  admiration  for  her  husband,  that  my 
lord  tired  of  his  quiet  life,  and  grew  weary,  and  then  testy, 
at  those  gentle  bonds  with  which  his  wife  would  have  held 
him.  As  they  say  the  Orand  Lama  of  Thibet  is  very  much 
fatigued  by  his  character  of  divinity,  and  yawns  on  his  altar 
as  his  bonzes  kneel  and  worship  him,  many  a  home-god  grows 
heartily  sick  of  the  reverence  with  which  his  family-devotees 
pursue  him,  and  sighs  for  freedom  and  for  his  old  life,  and  to 
be  off  the  pedestal  on  which  his  dependants  would  have  him 
sit  for  ever,  whilst  they  adore  him,  and  ply  him  with  flowers, 
and  hymns,  and  incense,  and  flattery ; — so,  after  a  few  years 
of  his  marriage,  my  honest  Lord  Castlewood  began  to  tire  ; 
all  the  high-flown  raptures  and  devotional  ceremonies  with 
which  his  wife,  his  chief  priestess,  treated  him,  first  sent  him 
to  sleep,  and  then  drove  him  out  of  doors ;  for  the  truth  must 
be  told,  that  my  lord  was  a  jolly  gentleman,  with  very  little  of 
the  august  or  divine  in  his  nature,  though  his  fond  wife  per- 
sisted in  revering  it — and,  besides,  he  had  to  pay  a  penalty 
for  this  love,  which  persons  of  his  disposition  seldom  like  to 
defray :  and,  in  a  word,  if  he  had  a  loving  wife,  had  a  very 
jealous  and  exacting  one.  Then  he  wearied  of  this  jealousy  : 
then  he  broke  away  from  it ;  then  came,  no  doubt,  complaints 
and  recriminations ;  then,  perhaps,  promises  of  amendment 
not  fulfilled  ;  then  upbraidings  not  the  more  pleasant  because 
they  were  silent,  and  only  sad  looks  and  tearful  eyes  conveyed 
them.  Then,  perhaps,  the  pair  reached  that  other  stage  which 
is  not  uncommon  in  married  life  when  the  woman  perceives 
that  the  god  of  the  honeymoon  is  a  god  no  more ;  only  a 
mortal  like  the  rest  of  us— and  so  she  looks  into  her  heart, 
and  lo !  vacucc  sedes  et  inania  arcana.  And  now,  supposing 
our  lady  to  have  a  fine  genius  and  a  brilliant  wit  of  her  own, 


Francis  Viscount  Castle  wood         75 

and  the  magic  spell  and  infatuation  removed  from  her  which 
had  led  her  to  worship  as  a  god  a  very  ordinary  mortal — and 
what  follows  ?  They  live  together  and  they  dine  together, 
and  they  say  "my  dear"  and  "my  love"  as  heretofore;  but 
the  man  is  himself,  and  the  woman  herself:  that  dream  of 
love  is  over,  as  everything  else  is  over  in  life ;  as  flowers  and 
fury,  and  griefs  and  pleasures,  are  over. 

Very  likely  the  Lady  Castlewood  had  ceased  to  adore  her 
husband  herself  long  before  she  got  off  her  knees,  or  would 
allow  her  household  to  discontinue  worshipping  him.  To  do 
him  justice,  my  lord  never  exacted  this  subservience :  he 
laughed  and  joked,  and  drank  his  bottle,  and  swore  when  he 
was  angry  much  too  familiarly  for  any  one  pretending  to  sub- 
limity ;  and  did  his  best  to  destroy  the  ceremonial  with  which 
his  wife  chose  to  surround  him.  And  it  required  no  great 
conceit  on  young  Esmond's  part  to  see  that  his  own  brains 
were  better  than  his  patron's,  who,  indeed,  never  assumed  any 
airs  of  superiority  over  the  lad,  or  over  any  dependant  of  his, 
save  when  he  was  displeased,  in  which  case  he  would  express 
his  mind,  in  oaths,  very  freely ;  and  who,  on  the  contrary, 
perhaps,  spoiled  "  Parson  Harry,"  as  he  called  young  Esmond, 
by  constantly  praising  his  parts  and  admiring  his  boyish  stock 
of  learning. 

It  may  seem  ungracious  in  one  who  has  received  a  hundred 
favours  from  his  patron  to  speak  in  any  but  a  reverential 
manner  of  his  elders  ;  but  the  present  writer  has  had  descen- 
dants of  his  own,  whom  he  has  brought  up  with  as  little  as 
possible  of  the  servility  at  present  exacted  by  parents  from 
children  (under  which  mask  of  duty  there  often  lurks  indif- 
ference, contempt,  or  rebellion) :  and  as  he  would  have  his 
grandsons  believe  or  represent  him  to  be  not  an  inch  taller 
than  Nature  has  made  him  ;  so,  with  regard  to  his  past  ac- 
quaintances, he  would  speak  without  anger,  but  with  truth,  as 
far  as  he  knows  it,  neither  extenuating  nor  setting  down  aught 
in  malice. 

So  long,  then,  as  the  world  moved  according  to  Lord 
Castlewood's  wishes,  he  was  good-humoured  enough ;  of  a 
temper  naturally  sprightly  and  easy,  liking  to  joke,  especially 
with  his  inferiors,  and  charmed  to  receive  the  tribute  of  their 
laughter.  All  exercises  of  the  body  he  could  perform  to  per- 
fection—  shooting  at  a  mark  and  flying,  breaking  horses,  riding 
at  the  ring,  pitching  the  quoit,  playing  at  ail  games  with  great 


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skill.  And  not  only  did  he  do  these  things  well,  but  he 
thought  he  did  them  to  perfection  ;  hence  he  was  often  tricked 
about  horses,  which  he  pretended  to  know  better  than  any 
jockey  ;  was  made  to  play  at  ball  and  billiards  by  sharpers 
who  took  his  money  ;  and  came  back  from  London  wofully 
poorer  each  time  than  he  went,  as  the  state  of  his  affairs  testi- 
fied when  the  sudden  accident  came  by  which  his  career  was 
brought  to  an  end. 

He  was  fond  of  the  parade  of  dress,  and  passed  as  many 
hours  daily  at  his  toilette  as  an  elderly  coquette.  A  tenth  part 
of  his  day  was  spent  in  the  brushing  of  his  teeth,  and  the  oiling 
of  his  hair,  which  was  curling  and  brown,  and  which  he  did 
not  like  to  conceal  under  a  periwig,  such  as  almost  everybody 
of  that  time  wore.  (\Ve  have  the  liberty  of  our  hair  back  now, 
but  powder  and  pomatum  along  with  it.  When,  I  wonder, 
will  these  monstrous  poll-taxes  of  our  age  be  withdrawn,  and 
men  allowed  to  carry  their  colours,  black,  red,  or  grey,  as 
nature  made  them  ?)  And  as  he  liked  her  to  be  well  dressed, 
his  lady  spared  no  pains  in  that  matter  to  please  him  ;  indeed, 
she  would  dress  her  head  or  cut  it  off  if  he  had  bidden  her. 

It  was  a  wonder  to  young  Esmond,  serving  as  page  to  my 
lord  and  lady,  to  hear,  day  after  day,  to  such  company  as 
came,  the  same  boisterous  stories  told  by  my  lord,  at  which 
his  lady  never  failed  to  smile  or  hold  down  her  head,  and 
Doctor  Tusher  to  burst  out  laughing  at  the  proper  point,  or 
cry,  "  Fye,  my  lord,  remember  my  cloth  ! "  but  with  such  a 
faint  show  of  resistance  that  it  only  provoked  my  lord  further. 
Lord  Castlewood's  stories  rose  by  degrees,  and  became  stronger 
after  the  ale  at  dinner  and  the  bottle  afterwards  ;  my  lady 
always  taking  flight  after  the  very  first  glass  to  Church  and 
King,  and  leaving  the  gentlemen  to  drink  the  rest  of  the  toasts 
by  themselves. 

And  as  Harry  Esmond  was  her  page,  he  also  was  called 
from  duty  at  this  time.  "  My  lord  has  lived  in  the  army  and 
with  soldiers,"  she  would  say  to  the  lad,  "amongst  whom  great 
license  is  allowed.  You  have  had  a  different  nurture,  and  I 
trust  these  things  will  change  as  you  grow  older ;  not  that  any 
fault  attaches  to  my  lord,  who  is  one  of  the  best  and  most 
religious  men  in  this  kingdom."  And  very  likely  she  believed 
so.  'Tis  strange  what  a  man  may  do,  and  a  woman  yet  think 
him  an  angel. 

And  as  Esmond  has  taken  truth  for  his  motto,  it  must  be 


I     ENGAGE    AT    FlSTY-CUFFS  "J"] 

owned,  even  with  regard  to  that  other  angel,  his  mistress,  tliat 
she  had  a  fault  of  character  which  flawed  her  perfections. 
With  the  other  sex  perfectly  tolerant  and  kindly,  of  her  own 
she  was  invariably  jealous ;  and  a  proof  that  she  had  this  vice 
is,  that  though  she  would  acknowledge  a  thousand  faults  which 
she  had  not,  to  this  which  she  had  she  could  never  be  got  to 
own.  But  if  there  came  a  woman  with  even  a  semblance  of 
beauty  to  Castlewood,  she  was  so  sure  to  find  out  some  wrong 
in  her,  that  my  lord,  laughing  in  his  jolly  way,  would  often 
joke  with  her  concerning  her  foible.  Comely  servant-maids 
might  come  for  hire,  but  none  were  taken  at  Castlewood.  The 
housekeeper  was  old ;  my  lady's  own  waiting-woman  squinted, 
and  was  marked  with  the  small-pox ;  the  housemaids  and 
scullion  were  ordinary  country  wenches,  to  whom  Lady  Castle- 
wood was  kind,  as  her  nature  made  her  to  everybody  almost ; 
but  as  soon  as  ever  she  had  to  do  with  a  pretty  woman,  she 
was  cold,  retiring,  and  haughty.  The  country  ladies  found  this 
fault  in  her ;  and  though  the  men  all  admired  her,  their  wives 
and  daughters  complained  of  her  coldness  and  airs,  and  said 
that  Castlewood  was  pleasanter  in  Lady  Jezebel's  time  (as  the 
dowager  was  called)  than  at  present.  Some  few  were  of  my 
mistress's  side.  Old  Lady  Blenkinsop  Jointure,  who  had  been 
at  Court  in  King  James  the  First's  time,  always  took  her  side ; 
and  so  did  old  Mistress  Crookshank,  Bishop  Crookshank's 
daughter,  of  Hexton,  who,  with  some  more  of  their  like,  pro- 
nounced my  lady  an  angel ;  but  the  pretty  women  were  not 
of  this  mind  ;  and  the  opinion  of  the  country  was,  that  my 
lord  was  tied  to  his  wife's  apron-strings,  and  that  she  ruled 
over  him. 

The  second  fight  which  Harry  Esmond  had  was  at  four- 
teen years  of  age,  with  Bryan  Hawkshaw,  Sir  John  Hawk- 
shaw's  son,  of  Bramblebrook,  who,  advancing  this  opinion 
that  my  lady  was  jealous,  and  henpecked  my  lord,  put  Harry 
into  such  a  fury,  that  Harry  fell  on  him,  and  with  such  rage, 
that  the  other  boy,  who  was  two  years  older,  and  by  far  bigger 
than  he,  had  by  far  the  worst  of  the  assault,  until  it  was  inter- 
rupted by  Doctor  Tusher  walking  out  of  the  dinner-room. 

Bryan  Hawkshaw  got  up,  bleeding  at  the  nose,  having, 
indeed,  been  surprised,  as  many  a  stronger  man  might  have 
been,  by  the  fury  of  the  assault  upon  him. 

"You  little  bastard  beggar!"  he  said,  "I'll  murder  you 
for  this  ! " 


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And  indeed  he  was  big  enough. 

"Bastard  or  not,"  said  the  other,  grinding  his  teeth,  '"I 
have  a  couple  of  swords,  and  if  you  like  to  meet  me,  as  a 
man,  on  the  terrace  to-night " 

And  here  the  Doctor  coming  up,  the  colloquy  of  the 
young  champions  ended.  Very  likely,  big  as  he  was,  Hawk- 
shaw  did  not  care  to  continue  a  fight  with  such  a  ferocious 
opponent  as  this  had  been. 


Her  cruel  words  smote  the  pour  boy 


CHAPTER  VHI 


AFTER    GOOD    FORTUNE    COMES    EVIL 


SINCE  my  Lady  Mary  Wortly  Montagu  brought  home  the 
custom  of  inoculation  from  Turkey  (a  perilous  practice 
many  deem  it,  and  only  a  useless  rushing  into  the  jaws 
of  danger),  I  think  the  severity  of  the  small-pox,  that  dreadful 
scourge  of  the  world,  has  somewhat  been  abated  in  our  part 
of  it ;  and  remember  in  my  time  hundreds  of  the  young  and 
beautiful  who  have  been  carried  to  the  grave,  or  have  only 
risen  from  their  pillows  frightfully  scarred  and  disfigured  by 
this  malady.  Many  a  sweet  face  hath  left  its  roses  on  the 
bed  on  which  this  dreadful  and  withering  blight  has  laid 
them.  In  my  early  days  this  pestilence  would  enter  a  village 
and  destroy  half  its  inhabitants  :  at  its  approach  it  may  well 
be  imagined  not  only  that  the  beautiful  but  the  strongest  were 

79 


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alarmed,  and  those  fled  who  could.  One  day,  in  the  year 
1694  (I  have  good  reason  to  remember  it),  Doctor  Tusher 
ran  into  Castlewood  House,  with  a  face  of  consternation, 
saying  that  the  malady  had  made  its  appearance  at  the  black- 
smith's house  in  the  village,  and  that  one  of  the  maids  there 
was  down  in  the  small-pox. 

The  blacksmith,  besides  his  forge  and  irons  for  horses, 
had  an  alehouse  for  men,  which  his  wife  kept ;  and  his 
company  sate  on  benches  before  the  inn  door,  looking  at  the 
smithy  while  they  drank  their  beer.  Now,  there  was  a  pretty 
girl  at  this  inn  the  landlord's  men  called  Nancy  Sievewright, 
a  bouncing,  fresh-looking  lass,  whose  face  was  as  red  as  the 
hollyhocks  over  the  pales  of  the  garden  behind  the  inn.  At 
this  time  Harry  Esmond  was  a  lad  of  sixteen,  and  somehow 
in  his  walks  and  rambles  it  often  happened  that  he  fell  in 
with  Nancy  Sievewright's  bonny  face ;  if  he  did  not  want 
something  done  at  the  blacksmith's,  he  would  go  and  drink 
ale  at  the  Three  Castles,  or  find  some  pretext  for  seeing  this 
poor  Nancy.  Poor  thing,  Harry  meant  or  imagined  no  harm  ; 
and  she,  no  doubt,  as  little ;  but  the  truth  is,  they  were  always 
meeting — in  the  lanes,  or  by  the  brook,  or  at  the  garden 
palings,  or  about  Castlewood  :  it  was,  "  Lord,  Mr.  Henry  !  " 
and  "How  do  you  do,  Nancy?"  many  and  many  a  time  in 
the  week.  'Tis  surprising  the  magnetick  attraction  which 
draws  people  together  from  ever  so  far.  I  blush  as  I  think 
of  poor  Nancy  now,  in  a  red  boddice  and  buxom  purple 
cheeks  and  a  canvass  petticoat ;  and  that  I  devised  schemes, 
and  set  traps,  and  made  speeches  in  my  heart,  which  I  seldom 
had  courage  to  say  when  in  presence  of  that  humble  en- 
chantress, who  knew  nothing  beyond  ■  milking  a  cow,  and 
opened  her  black  eyes  with  wonder  when  I  made  one  of  my 
fine  speeches  out  of  Waller  or  Ovid.  Poor  Nancy  !  from  the 
mist  of  far-off  years  thine  honest  country  face  beams  out ;  and 
I  remember  thy  kind  voice  as  if  I  had  heard  it  yesterday. 

When  Doctor  Tusher  brought  the  news  that  the  small-pox 
was  at  the  Three  Castles,  whither  a  tramper,  it  was  said,  had 
brought  the  malady,  Henry  Esmond's  first  thought  was  of 
alarm  for  poor  Nancy,  and  then  of  shame  and  disquiet  for 
the  Castlewood  family,  lest  he  might  have  brought  this  in- 
fection ;  for  the  truth  is,  that  Mr.  Harry  had  been  silting  in 
a  back  room  for  an  hour  that  day,  where  Nancy  Sievewright 
was  with  a  little  brother  who  complained  of  headache,  and  was 


A  Panick 


lying  stupefied  and  crying,  either  in  a  chair  by  the  corner  of 
the  fire,  or  in  Nancy's  lap,  or  on  mine. 

Little  Lady  Beatrix  screamed  out  at  Dr.  Tusher's  news ; 
and  my  lord  cried  out,  "  God  bless  me  !  "  He  was  a  brave 
man,  and  not  afraid  of  death  in  any  shape  but  this.  He  was 
very  proud  of  his  pink  complexion  and  fair  hair — but  the  idea 
of  death  by  small-pox 
scared  him  beyond  all 
other  ends.  "We  will 
take  the  children  and 
ride  away  to-morrow 
to  Walcote  :  "  this  was 
my  lord's  small  house, 
inherited  from  his 
mother,  near  to  Win- 
chester. 

"  That  is  the  best 
refuge  in  case  the 
disease  spreads,"  said 
Dr.  Tusher.  "  'Tis 
awful  to  think  of  it 
beginning  at  the  ale- 
house. Half  the  people 
of  the  village  have 
visited  that  to-day,  or 
the  blacksmith's,  which 
is  the  same  thing.  My 
clerk  Simons  lodges 
with  them  —  I  can 
never  go  into  my  read- 
ing-desk and  have  that 
fellow  so  near  me.  I 
won't  have  that  man 
near  me." 

"If    a    parishioner 
dying  in  the  small-pox  sent  to  you,  would  you  not  go  ?  "  asked 
my  lady,  looking  up  from  her  frame  of  work,  with  her  calm 
blue  eyes. 

"  By  the  Lord,  /  wouldn't,"  said  my  lord. 

"  We  are  not  in  a  popish  country  :  and  a  sick  man  doth 
not  absolutely  need  absolution  and  confession,"  said  the 
Doctor.     "  'Tis  true  they  are  a  comfort  and  a  help  to  him 


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when  attainable,  and  to  be  administered  with  hope  of  good. 
But  in  a  case  where  the  life  of  a  parish  priest  in  the  midst 
of  his  flock  is  highly  valuable  to  them,  he  is  not  called  upon 
to  risk  it  (and  therewith  the  lives,  future  prospects,  and  tem- 
poral, even  spiritual  welfare  of  his  own  family)  for  the  sake 
of  a  single  person,  who  is  not,  very  likely,  in  a  condition  even 
to  understand  the  religious  message  whereof  the  priest  is  the 
bringer — being  uneducated  and  likewise  stupefied  or  delirious 
by  disease.  If  your  ladyship  or  his  lordship,  my  excellent 
good  friend  and  patron,  were  to  take  it " 

"  God  forbid  !  "  cried  my  lord. 

"Amen,"  continued  Dr.  Tusher.  "Amen  to  that  prayer, 
my  very  good  lord  !  for  for  your  sake  I  would  lay  my  life 
down  " — and,  to  judge  from  the  alarmed  look  of  the  Doctor's 
purple  face,  you  would  have  thought  that  that  sacrifice  was 
about  to  be  called  for  instantly. 

To  love  children,  and  be  gentle  with  them,  was  an  instinct, 
rather  than  a  merit,  in  Henry  Esmond  ;  so  much  so,  that  he 
thought  almost  with  a  sort  of  shame  of  his  liking  for  them,  and 
of  the  softness  into  which  it  betrayed  him  ;  and  on  this  day 
the  poor  fellow  had  not  only  had  his  young  friend,  the  milk- 
maid's brother,  on  his  knee,  but  had  been  drawing  pictures 
and  telling  stories  to  the  little  Frank  Castlewood,  who  had 
occupied  the  same  place  for  an  hour  after  dinner,  and  was 
never  tired  of  Henry's  tales,  and  his  pictures  of  soldiers  and 
horses.  As  luck  would  have  it,  Beatrix  had  not  on  that 
evening  taken  her  usual  place,  which  generally  she  was  glad 
enough  to  have,  upon  her  tutor's  lap.  For  Beatrix,  from  the 
earliest  time,  was  jealous  of  every  caress  which  was  given  to 
her  little  brother  Frank.  She  would  fling  away  even  from  the 
maternal  arms,  if  she  saw  Frank  had  been  there  before  her ; 
insomuch  that  Lady  Esmond  was  obliged  not  to  show  her 
love  for  her  son  in  the  presence  of  the  little  girl,  and  embrace 
one  or  the  other  alone.  She  would  turn  pale  and  red  with 
rage  if  she  caught  signs  of  intelligence  or  affection  between 
Esmond  and  his  mother;  would  sit  apart,  and  not  speak  for 
a  whole  night,  if  she  thought  the  boy  had  a  better  fruit  or  a 
larger  cake  than  hers  ;  would  fling  away  a  ribbon  if  he  had 
one;  and  from  the  earliest  age,  sitting  up  in  her  little  chair 
by  the  great  fireplace  opposite  to  the  corner  where  Lady 
Castlewood  commonly  sate  at  her  embroidery,  would  utter 
infantine  sarcasms  about  the  favour  shown  to  her  brother. 


Beatrix  83 

These,  if  spoken  in  the  presence  of  Lord  Castlewood,  tickled 
and  amused  his  humour;  he  would  pretend  to  love  Frank 
best,  and  dandle  and  kiss  him,  and  roar  with  laughter  at 
Beatrix's  jealousy.  But  the  truth  is,  my  lord  did  not  often 
witness  these  scenes,  nor  ver)'  much  trouble  the  quiet  fireside 
at  which  his  lady  passed  many  long  evenings.  My  lord  was 
hunting  all  day  when  the  season  admitted  ;  he  frequented  all 
the  cock-fights  and  fairs  in  the  country,  and  would  ride  twenty 
miles  to  see  a  main  fought,  or  two  clowns  break  their  heads 
at  a  cudgelling  match  ;  and  he  liked  better  to  sit  in  his  parlour 
drinking  ale  and  punch  with  Jack  and  Tom  than  in  his  wife's 
drawing-room;  whither,  if  he  came,  he  brought  only  too  often 
blood-shot  eyes,  a  hiccupping  voice,  and  a  reeling  gait.  The 
management  of  the  house  and  the  property,  the  care  of  the 
few  tenants  and  the  village  poor,  and  the  accounts  of  the 
estate  were  in  the  hands  of  his  lady  and  her  young  secretary, 
Harry  Esmond.  My  lord  took  charge  of  the  stables,  the 
kennel,  and  the  cellar — and  he  filled  this  and  emptied  it  too. 

So,  it  chanced  that  upon  this  very  day,  when  poor  Harry 
Esmond  had  had  the  blacksmith's  son,  and  the  peer's  son, 
alike  upon  his  knee,  little  Beatrix,  who  would  come  to  her 
tutor  willingly  enough  with  her  book  and  her  writing,  had 
refused  him,  seeing  the  place  occupied  by  her  brother,  and, 
luckily  for  her,  had  sate  at  the  further  end  of  the  room,  away 
from  him,  playing  with  a  spaniel  dog  which  she  had  (and  for 
which,  by  fits  and  starts,  she  would  take  a  great  affection),  and 
talking  at  Harry  Esmond  over  her  shoulder,  as  she  pretended 
to  caress  the  dog,  saying,  that  Fido  would  love  her,  and  she 
would  love  Fido,  and  nothing  but  Fido,  all  her  life. 

When,  then,  the  news  was  brought  that  the  little  boy  at  the 
Three  Castles  was  ill  with  the  small-pox,  poor  Harry  Esmond 
felt  a  shock  of  alarm,  not  so  much  for  himself  as  for  his 
mistress's  son,  whom  he  might  have  brought  into  peril. 
Beatrix,  who  had  pouted  sufiiciently  (and  who  whenever  a 
stranger  appeared  began,  from  infancy  almost,  to  play  off  little 
graces  to  catch  his  attention),  her  brother  being  now  gone 
to  bed,  was  for  taking  her  place  upon  Esmond's  knee  :  for, 
though  the  Doctor  was  very  obsequious  to  her,  she  did  not 
like  him,  because  he  had  thick  boots  and  dirty  hands  (the 
pert  young  Miss  said),  and  because  she  hated  learning  the 
Catechism. 

But  as  she  advanced   towards   Esmond  from  the  corner 


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where  she  had  been  sulking,  he  started  back  and  placed  the 
great  chair  on  which  he  was  sitting  between  him  and  her — 
saying  in  the  French  language  to  Lady  Castlewood,  with 
whom  the  young  lad  had  read  much,  and  whom  he  had  per- 
fected in  this  tongue — "  Madam,  the  child  must  not  approach 
me  ;  I  must  tell  you  that  I  was  at  the  blacksmith's  to-day,  and 
had  his  little  boy  upon  my  lap." 

"Where  you  took  my  son  afterwards,"  Lady  Castlewood 
said,  very  angry  and  turning  red.  "  I  thank  you,  sir,  for 
giving  him  such  company.  Beatrix,"  she  said  in  English,  "  I 
forbid  you  to  touch  Mr.  Esmond.  Come  away,  child — come 
to  your  room.  Come  to  your  room — I  wish  your  reverence 
good-night  —  and  you,  sir,  had  you  not  better  go  back  to 
your  friends  at  the  alehouse  ? ''  Her  eyes,  ordinarily  so  kind, 
darted  flashes  of  anger  as  she  spoke  ;  and  she  tossed  up 
her  head  (which  hung  down  commonly)  with  the  mien  of  a 
princess. 

"  Hey-day  ! "  says  my  lord,  who  was  standing  by  the  fire- 
place— indeed,  he  was  in  the  position  to  which  he  generally 
came  by  that  hour  of  the  evening — "  Hey-day  !  Rachel,  what 
are  you  in  a  passion  about  ?  Ladies  ought  never  to  be  in  a 
passion.  Ought  they,  Doctor  Tusher?  though  it  does  good 
to  see  Rachel  in  a  passion — Damme,  Lady  Castlewood,  you 
look  dev'lish  handsome  in  a  passion." 

"It  is,  my  lord,  because  Mr.  Henry  Esmond,  having 
nothing  to  do  with  his  time  here,  and  not  having  a  taste  for 
our  company,  has  been  to  the  alehouse,  where  he  has  some 
friends." 

My  lord  burst  out  with  a  laugh  and  an  oath — "  You  young 

slyboots,  you've  been  at  Nancy  Sievewright.     D the  young 

hypocrite,  who'd  have  thought  it  in  him  ?  I  say,  Tusher,  he's 
been  after " 

"Enough,  my  lord,"  said  my  lady;  "don't  insult  me  with 
this  talk." 

"Upon  my  word,"  said  poor  Harry,  ready  to  cry  with 
shame  and  mortification,  "  the  honour  of  that  young  person  is 
perfectly  unstained  for  me." 

"  Oh,  of  course,  of  course,"  says  my  lord,  more  and  more 
laughing  and  ti})sy.  "  Upon  his  honour.  Doctor — Nancy 
Sieve .   .  ." 

"Take  Mistress  Beatri.x  to  bed,"  my  lady  cried  at  this 
moment  to  Mrs.  Tucker,  her  woman,  who  came  in  with  her 


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ladyship's  tea.  "  Put  her  into  my  room — no,  into  yours," 
she  added  quickly.  "  Go,  my  child  :  go,  I  say  :  not  a  word  !  " 
And  Beatrix,  quite  surprised  at  so  sudden  a  tone  of  authority 
from  one  who  was  seldom  accustomed  to  raise  her  voice, 
went  out  of  the  room  with  a  scared  countenance  and  waited 
even  to  burst  out  a-crying,  until  she  got  to  the  door  with  Mrs. 
Tucker. 

For  once  her  mother  took  little  heed  of  her  sobbing,  and 
continued  to  speak  eagerly — "My  lord,"  she  said,  "this  young 
man — your  dependant — told  me  just  now  in  French — he  was 
ashamed  to  speak  in  his  own  language — that  he  had  been  at 
the  alehouse  all  day,  where  he  has  had  that  little  wretch  who 
is  now  ill  of  the  small-pox  on  his  knee.  And  he  comes  home 
reeking  from  that  place  —yes,  reeking  from  it — and  takes  my 
boy  into  his  lap  without  shame,  and  sits  down  by  me — yes,  by 
me.  He  may  have  killed  Frank  for  what  I  know^ — killed  our 
child.  Why  was  he  brought  in  to  disgrace  our  house  ?  Why 
is  he  here?  Let  him  go — let  him  go,  I  say,  to-night,  and 
pollute  the  place  no  more." 

She  had  never  once  uttered  a  syllable  of  unkindness  to 
Harry  Esmond ;  and  her  cruel  words  smote  the  poor  boy,  so 
that  he  stood  for  some  moments  bewildered  with  grief  and 
rage  at  the  injustice  of  such  a  stab  from  such  a  hand.  He 
turned  quite  white  from  red,  which  he  had  been. 

"  I  cannot  help  my  birth,  madam,"  he  said,  "  nor  my  other 
misfortune.  And  as  for  your  boy,  if — if  my  coming  nigh  to 
him  pollutes  him  now,  it  was  not  so  always.  Good-night,  my 
lord.  Heaven  bless  you  and  yours  for  your  goodness  to  me. 
I  have  tired  her  ladyship's  kindness  out,  and  I  will  go ; "  and 
sinking  down  on  his  knee,  Harry  Esmond  took  the  rough 
hand  of  his  benefactor  and  kissed  it. 

"  He  wants  to  go  to  the  alehouse — let  him  go,"  cried  my  lady. 

"Fm  damned  if  he  shall,"  said  my  lord.  "I  didn't  think 
you  could  be  so  damned  ungrateful,  Rachel." 

Her  reply  was  to  burst  into  a  flood  of  tears,  and  to  quit 
the  room  with  a  rapid  glance  at  Harry  Esmond.  As  my  lord, 
not  heeding  them,  and  still  in  great  good-humour,  raised  up 
his  young  client  from  his  kneeling  posture  (for  a  thousand 
kindnesses  had  caused  the  lad  to  revere  my  lord  as  a  father), 
and  put  his  broad  hand  on  Harry  Esmond's  shoulder — 

"She  was  always  so,"  my  lord  said;  "the  very  notion  of 
a  woman   drives  her  mad.      I   took  to  liquor  on  that  very 


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account,  by  Jove  !  for  no  other  reason  than  that ;  for  she  can't 
be  jealous  of  a  beer-barrel  or  a  bottle  of  rum,  can  she,  Doctor? 

D it,  look  at  the  maids — just  look  at  the  maids  in  the 

house "  (my  lord  pronounced  all  the  words  together — just- 
look-at-the-maze-in-the-house  :  jever-see-such-maze  ?).  "  You 
wouldn't  take  a  wife  out  of  Castlewood  now,  would  you. 
Doctor?"  and  my  lord  burst  out  laughing. 

The  Doctor,  who  had  been  looking  at  my  Lord  Castle- 
wood from  under  his  eyelids,  said,  "  But  joking  apart,  and, 
my  lord,  as  a  divine,  I  cannot  treat  the  subject  in  a  jocular 
light,  nor,  as  a  pastor  of  this  congregation,  look  with  anything 
but  sorrow  at  the  idea  of  so  very  young  a  sheep  going  astray." 

"  Sir,"  said  young  Esmond,  bursting  out  indignantly,  "  she 
told  me  that  you  yourself  were  a  horrid  old  man,  and  had 
offered  to  kiss  her  in  the  dairy.'' 

"  For  shame,  Henry,"  cried  Doctor  Tusher,  turning  as 
red  as  a  turkey-cock,  while  my  lord  continued  to  roar  with 
laughter.  "  If  you  listen  to  the  falsehoods  of  an  abandoned 
girl " 

"  She  is  as  honest  as  any  woman  in  Flngland,  and  as  pure 
for  me,"  cried  out  Henry,  "  and  as  kind,  and  as  good.  For 
shame  on  you  to  malign  her  !  " 

"  Far  be  it  from  me  to  do  so,"  cried  the  Doctor.  "  Heaven 
grant  I  may  be  mistaken  in  the  girl,  and  in  you,  sir,  who  have 
a  truly  precocious  genius;  but  that  is  not  the  point  at  issue  at 
present.  It  appears  that  the  small-pox  broke  out  in  the  little 
boy  at  the  Three  Castles ;  that  it  was  on  him  when  you  visited 
the  alehouse,  for  your  oitni  reasons ;  and  that  you  sate  with  the 
child  for  some  time,  and  immediately  afterwards  with  my  young 
lord."  The  Doctor  raised  his  voice  as  he  spoke,  and  looked 
towards  my  lady,  who  had  now  come  back,  looking  very  pale, 
with  a  handkerchief  in  her  hand. 

"This  is  all  very  true,  sir,"  said  Lady  Esmond,  looking  at 
the  young  man. 

"  'Tis  to  be  feared  that  he  may  have  brought  the  infection 
with  him." 

"  From  the  alehouse — yes,"  said  my  lady. 

"  D it,  I  forgot  when  I  collared  you,  boy  ! "  cried  my 

lord,  stepping  back.  "  Keep  off,  Harry,  my  boy ;  there's  no 
good  in  running  into  the  wolfs  jaws,  you  know." 

My  lady  looked  at  him  with  some  surprise,  and  instantly 
advancing  to   Henry  Esmond,  took  his  hand.      "  I  beg  your 


B  A  D    C  O  M  P  A  N  Y  87 

pardon,  Henry,"  she  said ;  "  I  spoke  very  unkindly.  I  have 
no  right  to  interfere  with  you — with  your " 

My  lord  broke  out  into  an  oath.  "  Can't  you  leave  the 
boy  alone,  my  lady?"  She  looked  a  little  red,  and  faintly 
pressed  the  lad's  hand  as  she  dropped  it. 

"  There  is  no  use,  my  lord,"  she  said  ;  "  Frank  was  on  his 
knee  as  he  was  making  pictures,  and  was  running  constantly 
from  Henry  to  me.     The  evil  is  done,  if  any." 

"  Not  with  me,  damme ! "  cried  my  lord.  "  I've  been 
smoking" — and  he  lighted  his  pipe  again  with  a  coal — "and 
it  keeps  off  infection  ;  and  as  the  disease  is  in  the  village — 
plague  take  it — I  would  have  you  leave  it.  We'll  go  to- 
morrow to  Walcote,  my  lady." 

"  I  have  no  fear,"  said  my  lady ;  "  I  may  have  had  it  as  an 
infant — it  broke  out  in  our  house  then  ;  and  when  four  of  my 
sisters  had  it  at  home,  two  years  before  our  marriage,  I  escaped 
it,  and  two  of  my  dear  sisters  died." 

"  I  won't  run  the  risk,"  said  my  lord  ;  "  I'm  as  bold  as  any 
man,  but  I'll  not  bear  that." 

"  Take  Beatrix  with  you  and  go,"  said  my  lady.  "  For  us 
the  mischief  is  done ;  and  Tucker  can  wait  upon  us,  who  has 
had  the  disease." 

"  You  take  care  to  choose  'em  ugly  enough,"  said  my  lord, 
at  which  her  ladyship  hung  down  her  head  and  looked  foolish  : 
and  my  lord,  calling  away  Tusher,  bade  him  come  to  the  oak 
parlour  and  have  a  pipe.  The  Doctor  made  a  low  bow  to  her 
ladyship  (of  which  salaams  he  was  profuse),  and  walked  off  on 
his  creaking  square-toes  after  his  patron. 

When  the  lady  and  the  young  man  were  alone  there  was  a 
silence  of  some  moments,  during  which  he  stood  at  the  fire, 
looking  rather  vacantly  at  the  dying  embers,  whilst  her  lady- 
ship busied  herself  with  her  tambour-frame  and  needles. 

"  I  am  sorry,"  she  said,  after  a  pause,  in  a  hard,  dry  voice, 
— "  I  repeat  I  am  sorry  that  I  showed  myself  so  ungrateful  for 
the  safety  of  my  son.  It  was  not  at  all  my  wish  that  you  should 
leave  us,  I  am  sure,  unless  you  found  pleasure  elsewhere.  But 
you  must  perceive,  Mr.  Esmond,  that  at  your  age,  and  with 
your  tastes,  it  is  impossible  that  you  can  continue  to  stay  upon 
the  intimate  footing  in  which  you  have  been  in  this  family.  You 
have  wished  to  go  to  the  University,  and  I  think  'tis  quite  as 
well  that  you  should  be  sent  thither.  I  did  not  press  this 
matter,  thinking  you  a  child,  as  you  are,   indeed,   in  years — 


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quite  a  child ;  and  I  should  never  have  thought  of  treating  you 
otherwise  until — until  these  d?rumstances  came  to  light.  And 
I  shall  beg  my  lord  to  despatch  you  as  quick  as  possible  ;  and 
will  go  on  with  Frank's  learning  as  well  as  I  can  (I  ow^e  my 
father  thanks  for  a  little  grounding,  and  you,  I'm  sure,  for 
much  that  you  have  taught  me), — and — and  I  wish  you  a 
good-night,  Mr.  Esmond." 

And  with  this  she  dropped  a  stately  curtsey,  and,  taking 
her  candle,  went  away  through  the  tapestry  door,  which  led 
to  her  apartments.  Esmond  stood  by  the  fireplace,  blankly 
staring  after  her.  Indeed,  he  scarce  seemed  to  see  until  she 
was  gone ;  and  then  her  image  was  impressed  upon  him,  and 
remained  for  ever  fixed  upon  his  memory.  He  saw  her  re- 
treating, the  taper  lighting  up  her  marble  face,  her  scarlet  lip 
quivering,  and  her  shining  golden  hair.  He  went  to  his  own 
room,  and  to  bed,  where  he  tried  to  read,  as  his  custom  was  ; 
but  he  never  knew  what  he  was  reading  until  afterwards  he 
remembered  the  appearance  of  the  letters  of  the  book  (it  was 
in  Montaigne's  Essays),  and  the  events  of  the  day  passed 
before  him — that  is,  of  the  last  hour  of  the  day  :  for  as  for  the 
morning,  and  the  poor  milkmaid  yonder,  he  never  so  much 
as  once  thought.  And  he  could  not  get  to  sleep  until  day- 
light, and  woke  with  a  violent  headache,  and  quite  unrefreshed. 

He  had  brought  the  contagion  with  him  from  the  Three 
Castles  sure  enough,  and  was  presently  laid  up  with  the  small- 
pox, which  spared  the  Hall  no  more  than  it  did  the  cottage. 


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CHAPTER  IX 

I    HAVE    THE    SMALL-POX,    AND    PREPARE    TO    LEAVE 
CASTLEWOOD 

WHEN  Harry  Esmond  passed  through  the  crisis  of  that 
malady,  and  returned  to  health  again,  he  found  that 
little  Frank  Esmond  had  also  suffered  and  rallied 
after  the  disease,  and  the  lady  his  mother  was  down  with  it, 
with  a  couple  more  of  the  household.  "  It  was  a  Providence, 
for  which  we  all  ought  to  be  thankful,"  Doctor  Tusher  said, 
"  that  my  lady  and  her  son  were  spared,  while  Death  carried 
off  the  poor  domestics  of  the  house  ; "  and  rebuked  Harry  for 
asking,  in  his  simple  way, —  for  which  we  ought  to  be  thankful 
— that  the  servants  were  killed,  or  the  gentlefolks  were  saved  ? 
Nor  could  young    Esmond   agree  in  the   Doctor's   vehement 


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protestations  to  my  lady,  when  he  visited  her  during  her  con- 
valescence, that  the  malady  had  not  in  the  least  impaired  her 
charms,  and  had  not  been  churl  enough  to  injure  the  fair  features 
of  the  Viscountess  of  Castlewood  ;  whereas,  in  spite  of  these  fine 
speeches,  Harry  thought  that  her  ladyship's  beauty  was  very 
much  injured  by  the  small-pox.  When  the  marks  of  the 
disease  cleared  away,  they  did  not,  it  is  true,  leave  furrows 
or  scars  on  her  face  (except  one,  perhaps,  on  her  forehead 
over  her  left  eyebrow) ;  but  the  delicacy  of  her  rosy  colour  and 
complexion  was  gone  :  her  eyes  had  lost  their  brilliancy,  her 
hair  fell,  and  her  face  looked  older.  It  was  as  if  a  coarse 
hand  had  rubbed  off  the  delicate  tints  of  that  sweet  picture, 
and  brought  it,  as  one  has  seen  unskilful  painting-cleaners  do, 
to  the  dead  colour.  Also,  it  must  be  owned,  that  for  a  year 
or  two  after  the  malady,  her  ladyship's  nose  was  swollen  and 
redder. 

There  would  be  no  need  to  mention  these  trivialities,  but 
that  they  actually  influenced  many  lives,  as  trifles  will  in 
the  world,  where  a  gnat  often  plays  a  greater  part  than  an 
elephant,  and  a  mole-hill,  as  we  know  in  King  William's  case, 
can  upset  an  empire.  When  Tusher  in  his  courtly  way  (at 
which  Harry  Esmond  always  chafed  and  spoke  scornfully) 
vowed  and  protested  that  my  lady's  face  was  none  the  worse, 
the  lad  broke  out  and  said,  "  It  is  worse  :  and  my  mistress 
is  not  near  so  handsome  as  she  was ; "  on  which  poor  Lady 
Esmond  gave  a  rueful  smile,  and  a  look  into  a  little  Venice 
glass  she  had,  which  showed  her,  I  suppose,  that  what  the 
stupid  boy  said  was  only  too  true,  for  she  turned  away  from 
the  glass  and  her  eyes  filled  with  tears. 

The  sight  of  these  in  Esmond's  heart  always  created  a  sort 
of  rage  of  pity,  and  seeing  them  on  the  face  of  the  lady  whom 
he  loved  best,  the  young  blunderer  sank  down  on  his  knees,  and 
besought  her  to  pardon  him,  saying  that  he  was  a  fool  and  an 
idiot,  that  he  was  a  brute  to  make  such  a  speech,  he  who  had 
caused  her  malady  ;  and  Doctor  Tusher  told  him  that  a  bear 
he  was  indeed,  and  a  bear  he  would  remain,  at  which  speech 
poor  young  Esmond  was  so  dumb  stricken  that  he  did  not 
even  growl. 

"  He  is  mv  bear,  and  I  will  not  have  him  baited.  Doctor,"' 
my  lady  said,  patting  her  hand  kindly  on  the  boy's  head,  as 
he  was  still  kneeling  at  her  feet.  "  How  your  hair  has  come 
off!     And  mine  too,"  she  added,  with  another  sigh. 


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"  It  is  not  for  myself  that  I  cared,"  my  lady  said  to  Harry, 
when  the  Parson  had  taken  his  leave — "  but  am  I  very  much 
changed  ?      Alas !    I    fear   'tis   too 
true." 

"  Madam,  you  have  the  dearest, 
and  kindest,  and  sweetest  face  in 
the  world,  I  think,"  the  lad  said, 
and  indeed  he  thought  and  thinks 
so. 

"  Will  my  lord  think  so  when 
he  comes  back  ?  "  the  lady  asked, 
with  a  sigh,  and  another  look  at 
her  Venice  glass.  "Suppose  he 
should  think  as  you  do,  sir,  that  I 
am  hideous — yes,  you  said  hideous 
— he  will  cease  to  care  for  me. 
'Tis  all  men  care  for  in  women, 
our  little  beauty.  Why  did  he 
select  me  from  among  my  sisters  ? 
'Twas  only  for  that.  ^V'e  reign 
but  for  a  day  or  two :  and  be 
sure  that  Vashti  knew  Esther  was 
coming." 

"  Madam,"  said  Mr.  Esmond, 
"  Ahasuerus  was  the  Grand  Turk, 
and  to  change  was  the  manner  of 
his  country  and  according  to  his 
law." 

"  You  are  all  Grand  Turks  for 
that  matter,"  said  my  lady,  "or 
would  be  if  you  could.  Come, 
Frank ;  come,  my  child.  You  are 
well,  praised  be  Heaven.  Your 
locks  are  not  thinned  by  this 
dreadful  small-pox  :  nor  your  poor 
face  scarred — is  it,  my  angel  ?  " 

Frank  began  to  shout  and 
whimper  at  the  idea  of  such  a 
misfortune.  From  the  very  earliest 
time  the  young  lord  had  been 
taught  to  admire  his  beauty  by  his  mother 
it  as  highly  as  any  reigning  toast  valued  hers. 


Doctor  Tiisher 


and   esteemed 


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^^-  One  day,  as  he  himself  was  recovering  from  his  fever  and 
illness,  a  pang  of  something  like  shame  shot  across  young 
Esmond's  breast,  as  he  remembered  that  he  had  never  once 
during  his  illness  given  a  thought  to  the  poor  girl  at  the 
smithy,  whose  red  cheeks  but  a  month  ago  he  had  been  so 
eager  to  see.  Poor  Nancy  !  her  cheeks  had  shared  the  fate 
of  roses,  and  were  withered  now.  She  had  taken  the  illness 
on  the  same  day  with  Esmond — she  and  her  brother  were  both 
dead  of  the  small-pox,  and  buried  under  the  Castlewood  yew- 
trees.  There  was  no  bright  face  looking  now  from  the  garden, 
or  to  cheer  the  old  smith  at  his  lonely  fireside.  Esmond  would 
have  liked  to  have  kissed  her  in  her  shroud  (like  the  lass  in 
Mr.  Prior's  pretty  poem) ;  but  she  rested  many  foot  below  the 
ground,  when  Esmond  after  his  malady  first  trod  on  it. 

Doctor  Tusher  brought  the  news  of  this  calamity,  about 

which  Harry  Esmond  longed  to  ask,  but  did  not  like.     He 

said   almost  the  whole  village   had    been    stricken   with   the 

pestilence  ;  seventeen  persons  were  dead  of  it,  among  them 

mentioning  the  names  of  poor  Nancy  and  her  little  brother. 

He  did  not  fail  to  say  how  thankful  we  survivors  ought  to  be 

It  being  this  man's  business  to  flatter  and  make  sermons,  it 

must  be  owned  he  was  most  industrious  in  it,  and  was  doing 

the  one  or  the  other  all  day. 

/"      And  so  Nancy  was  gone ;  and  Harry  Esmond  blushed  that 

X    he  had  not  a  single  tear  for  her,  and  fell  to  composing  an 

j       elegy  in  Latin  verses  over  the  rustic  little  beauty.     He  bade 

\       the  Dryads  mourn  and  the  river-nymphs  deplore  her.     As  her 

\     father  followed  the  calling  of  Vulcan,  he  said  that  surely  she 

]    was  like  a  daughter  of  Venus,  though  Sievewright's  wife  was 

.    /    an  ugly  shrew,  as  he  remembered  to  have  heard  afterwards. 

[>  He  made  a  long  face,  but,  in  truth,  felt  scarcely  more  sorrow- 
ful than  a  mute  at  a  funeral.  These  first  passions  of  men  and 
women  are  mostly  abortive,  and  are  dead  almost  before  they 
are  born.  Esmond  could  repeat,  to  his  last  day,  some  of  the 
doggerel  lines  in  which  his  muse  bewailed  his  pretty  lass ;  not 
without  shame,  to  remember  how  bad  the  verses  were,  and 
how  good  he  thought  them ;  how  false  the  grief,  and  yet  how 
he  was  rather  proud  of  it.  'Tis  an  error,  surely,  to  talk  of  the 
simplicity  of  youth.  I  think  no  persons  are  more  hypocritical, 
and  have  a  more  affected  behaviour  to  one  another,  than 
the  young.  They  deceive  themselves  and  each  other  with 
artifices  that  do  not  impose  upon  men  of  the  world ;  and  so 


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we  get  to  understand  truth  better,  and  grow  simpler  as  we 
grow  older. 

When  my  lady  heard  of  the  fate  which  had  befallen  poor 
Nancy,  she  said  nothing  so  long  as  Tusher  was  by  :  but  when 
he  was  gone,  she  took  Harry  Esmond's  hand  and  said — 

"  Harry,  I  beg  your  pardon  for  those  cruel  words  I  used 
on  the  night  you  were  taken  ill.  I  am  shocked  at  the  fate  of 
the  poor  creature,  and  am  sure  that  nothing  had  happened  of 
that  with  which,  in  my  anger,  I  charged  you.  And  the  very 
first  day  we  go  out,  you  must  take  me  to  the  blacksmith,  and 
we  must  see  if  there  is  anything  I  can  do  to  console  the  poor 
old  man.  Poor  man  !  to  lose  both  his  children  !  What  should 
I  do  without  mine  !  " 

And  this  was,  indeed,  the  very  first  walk  which  my  lady 
took,  leaning  on  Esmond's  arm,  after  her  illness.  But  her  visit 
brought  no  consolation  to  the  old  father ;  and  he  showed  no 
softness,  or  desire  to  speak.  "  The  Lord  gave  and  took  away," 
he  said ;  and  he  knew  what  His  servant's  duty  was.  He 
wanted  for  nothing — less  now  than  ever  before,  as  there  were 
fewer  mouths  to  feed.  He  wished  her  ladyship  and  Master 
Esmond  good  morning — he  had  grown  tall  in  his  illness,  and 
was  but  very  little  marked  ;  and  with  this,  and  a  surly  bow, 
he  went  in  from  the  smithy  to  the  house,  leaving  my  lady, 
somewhat  silenced  and  shamefaced,  at  the  door.  He  had  a 
handsome  stone  put  up  for  his  two  children,  which  may  be 
seen  in  Castlewood  churchyard  to  this  very  day ;  and  before 
a  year  was  out,  his  own  name  was  upon  the  stone.  In  the 
presence  of  Death,  that  sovereign  ruler,  a  woman's  coquetry 
is  scared ;  and  her  jealousy  will  hardly  pass  the  boundaries  of 
that  grim  kingdom.  'Tis  entirely  of  the  earth,  that  passion, 
and  expires  in  the  cold  blue  air,  beyond  our  sphere. 

At  length,  when  the  danger  was  quite  over,  it  was  an- 
nounced that  my  lord  and  his  daughter  would  return.  Esmond 
well  remembered  the  day.  The  lady,  his  mistress,  was  in  a 
flurry  of  fear :  before  my  lord  came,  she  went  into  her  room, 
and  returned  from  it  with  reddened  cheeks  Her  fate  was 
about  to  be  decided.  Her  beauty  was  gone — was  her  reign, 
too,  over?  A  minute  would  say.  My  lord  came  riding  over 
the  bridge — he  could  be  seen  from  the  great  window,  clad  in 
scarlet,  and  mounted  on  his  grey  hackney — his  little  daughter 
ambled  by  him  in  a  bright  riding-dress  of  blue,  on  a  shining 
chestnut  horse.    My  lady  leaned  against  the  great  mantelpiece, 


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looking  on,  with  one  hand  on  her  heart — she  seemed  only 
the  more  pale  for  those  red  marks  on  either  cheek.  She 
put  her  handkerchief  to  her  eyes,  and  withdrew  it,  laughing 
hysterically — the  cloth  was  quite  red  with  the  rouge  when  she 
took  it  away.  She  ran  to  her  room  again,  and  came  back 
with  pale  cheeks  and  red  eyes — her  son  in  her  hand — just 
as  my  lord  entered,  accompanied  by  young  Esmond,  who  had 
gone  out  to  meet  his  protector,  and  to  hold  his  stirrup  as  he 
descended  from  horseback. 

"  What,  Harry,  boy  ! "  my  lord  said  good-naturedly,  "  you 
look  as  gaunt  as  a  greyhound.  The  small-pox  hasn't  improved 
your  beauty,  and  your  side  of  the  house  hadn't  never  too  much 
of  it— ho,  ho  !  " 

And  he  laughed,  and  sprang  to  the  ground  with  no  small 
agility,  looking  handsome  and  red,  with  a  jolly  face  and  brown 
hair,  like  a  beef-eater ;  Esmond  kneeling  again,  as  soon  as  his 
patron  had  descended,  performed  his  homage,  and  then  went 
to  greet  the  little  Beatrix,  and  help  her  from  her  horse. 

"Fie!  how  yellow  you  look!"  she  said;  "and  there  are 
one,  two,  red  holes  in  your  face;"  which,  indeed,  was  very 
true ;  Harry  Esmond's  harsh  countenance  bearing,  as  long  as 
it  continued  to  be  a  human  face,  the  marks  of  the  disease. 

My  lord  laughed  again,  in  high  good  humour. 

"  D it!"  he  said,  with  one  of  his  usual  oaths,  "the 

little  slut  sees  everything.  She  saw  the  Dowager's  paint  t'other 
day,  and  asked  her  why  she  wore  that  red  stuff — didn't  you, 
Trix  ?  and  the  tower  ;  and  St.  James's  ;  and  the  play  ;  and  the 
Prince  George,  and  the  Princess  Ann — didn't  you,  Trix?" 

"  They  are  both  very  fat,  and  smelt  of  brandy,"  the  child 
said. 

Papa  roared  with  laughing. 

"  Brandy  !  "  he  said.     "  And  how  do  you  know.  Miss  Pert  ?  " 

"  Because  your  lordship  smells  of  it  after  supper,  when  I 
embrace  you  before  you  go  to  bed,"  said  the  young  lady,  who, 
indeed,  was  as  pert  as  her  father  said,  and  looked  as  beautiful 
a  little  gipsy  as  eyes  ever  gazed  on. 

"  And  now  for  my  lady,"  said  my  lord,  going  up  the  stairs, 
and  passing  under  the  tapestry  curtain  that  hung  before  the 
drawing-room  door.  Esmond  remembered  that  noble  figure 
handsomely  arrayed  in  scarlet.  Within  the  last  few  months 
he  himself  had  grown  from  a  boy  to  be  a  man,  and,  with  his 
figure,  his  thoughts  had  shot  up,  and  grown  manly. 


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My  lady's  countenance,  of  which  Harry  Esmond  was 
accustomed  to  watch  the  changes,  and  with  a  soHcitous  affec- 
tion to  note  and  interpret  the  signs  of  gladness  or  care,  wore 
a  sad  and  depressed  look  for  many  weeks  after  her  lord's 
return  ;  during  which  it  seemed  as  if,  by  caresses  and  entreaties, 
she  strove  to  win  him  back  from  some  ill-humour  he  had,  and 
which  he  did  not  choose  to  throw  off.  In  her  eagerness  to 
please  him  she  practised  a  hundred  of  those  arts  which  had 
formerly  charmed  him,  but  which  seemed  now  to  have  lost 
their  potency.  Her  songs  did  not  amuse  him  ;  and  she  hushed 
them  and  the  children  when  in  his  presence.  My  lord  sat 
silent  at  his  dinner,  drinking  greatly,  his  lady  opposite  to  him, 
looking  furtively  at  his  face,  though  also  speechless.  Her 
silence  annoyed  him  as  much  as  her  speech  ;  and  he  would 
peevishly,  and  with  an  oath,  ask  her  why  she  held  her  tongue 
and  looked  so  glum  ;  or  he  would  roughly  check  her  when 
speaking,  and  bid  her  not  talk  nonsense.  It  seemed  as  if, 
since  his  return,  nothing  she  could  do  or  say  could  please 
him. 

When  a  master  and  mistress  are  at  strife  in  a  house,  the 
subordinates  in  the  family  take  the  one  side  or  the  other. 
Harry  Esmond  stood  in  so  great  fear  of  my  lord,  that  he  would 
run  a  league  barefoot  to  do  a  message  for  him  ;  but  his  attach- 
ment for  Lady  Esmond  was  such  a  passion  of  grateful  regard, 
that  to  spare  her  a  grief,  or  to  do  her  a  service,  he  would  have 
given  his  life  daily ;  and  it  was  by  the  very  depth  and  in- 
tensity of  this  regard  that  he  began  to  divine  how  unhappy  his 
adored  lady's  life  was,  and  that  a  secret  care  (for  she  never 
spoke  of  her  anxieties)  was  weighing  upon  her. 

Can  any  one,  who  has  passed  through  the  world  and 
watched  the  nature  of  men  and  women  there,  doubt  what  had 
befallen  her  ?  I  have  seen,  to  be  sure,  some  people  carry 
down  with  them  into  old  age  the  actual  bloom  of  their  youthful 
love,  and  I  know  that  Mr.  Thomas  Parr  lived  to  be  a  hundred 
and  sixty  years  old.  But,  for  all  that,  threescore  and  ten  is 
the  age  of  men,  and  few  get  beyond  it ;  and  'tis  certain  that  a 
man  who  marries  for  mere  beaux  yeux,  as  my  lord  did,  con 
siders  his  part  of  the  contract  at  an  end  when  the  woman  ceases 
to  fulfil  hers,  and  his  love  does  not  survive  her  beauty.  I 
know  'tis  often  otherwise,  I  say  ;  and  can  think  (as  most  men 
in  their  own  experience  may)  of  many  a  house  where,  lighted 
in  early  years,   the   sainted  lamp  of  love   hath  never  been 


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extinguished  ;  but  so,  there  is  Mr.  Parr,  and  so  there  is  the 
great  giant  at  the  fair  that  is  eight  feet  high — exceptions  to  men 
— and  that  poor  lamp  whereof  I  speak  that  lights  at  first  the 
nuptial  chamber  is  extinguished  by  a  hundred  winds  and 
draughts  down  the  chimney,  or  sputters  out  for  want  of 
feeding.  And  then — and  then  it  is  Chloe,  in  the  dark,  stark 
awake,  and  Strephon  snoring  unheeding  ;  or,  vice  versa,  'tis  poor 
Strephon  that  has  married  a  heartless  jilt,  and  awoke  out  of  that 
absurd  vision  of  conjugal  felicity  which  was  to  last  for  ever, 
and  is  over  like  any  other  dream.  One  and  other  has  made 
his  bed,  and  so  must  lie  in  it,  until  that  final  day,  when  life 
ends,  and  they  sleep  separate. 

About  this  time  young  Esmond,  who  had  a  knack  of 
stringing  verses,  turned  some  of  Ovid's  epistles  into  rhymes, 
and  brought  them  to  his  lady  for  her  delectation.  Those 
which  treated  of  forsaken  women  touched  her  immensely, 
Harry  remarked ;  and  when  ^^none  called  after  Paris,  and 
Medea  bade  Jason  come  back  again,  the  lady  of  Castlewood 
sighed,  and  said  she  thought  that  part  of  the  verses  was  the 
most  pleasing.  Indeed,  she  would  have  chopped  up  the 
Dean,  her  old  father,  in  order  to  bring  her  husband  back 
again.  But  her  beautiful  Jason  was  gone,  as  beautiful  Jasons 
will  go,  and  the  poor  enchantress  had  never  a  spell  to 
keep  him. 

My  lord  was  only  sulky  as  long  as  his  wife's  anxious  face 
or  behaviour  seemed  to  upbraid  him.  When  she  had  got  to 
master  these,  and  to  show  an  outwardly  cheerful  countenance 
and  behaviour,  her  husband's  good-humour  returned  partially, 
and  he  swore  and  stormed  no  longer  at  dinner,  but  laughed 
sometimes  and  yawned  unrestrainedly ;  absenting  himself 
often  from  home,  inviting  more  company  thither,  passing  the 
greater  part  of  his  days  in  the  hunting-field,  or  over  the  bottle 
as  before  ;  but,  with  this  difference,  that  the  poor  wife  could 
no  longer  see  now,  as  she  had  done  formerly,  the  light  of  love 
kindled  in  his  eyes.  He  was  with  her,  but  that  flame  was  out ; 
and  that  once  welcome  beacon  no  more  shone  there. 

What  were  this  lady's  feelings  when  forced  to  admit  the 
truth  whereof  her  forel:)oding  glass  had  given  her  only  too 
true  warning,  that  with  her  beauty  her  reign  had  ended,  and 
the  days  of  her  love  were  over  ?  What  does  a  seaman  do  in 
a  storm  if  mast  and  rudder  are  carried  away  ?  He  ships  a 
jury-mast,  and   steers   as   he    best   can   with   an  oar.     \Vhat 


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happens  if  your  roof  falls  in  a  tempest?  After  the  first  stun 
of  the  calamity  the  sufTerer  starts  up,  gropes  around  to  see  that 
the  children  are  safe,  and  puts  them  under  a  shed  out  of  the 
rain.  If  the  palace  burns  down,  you  take  shelter  in  the  barn. 
What  man's  life  is  not  overtaken  by  one  or  more  of  these 
tornadoes  that  send  us  out  of  the  course,  and  fling  us  on 
rocks  to  shelter  as  best  we  may  ? 

When  Lady  Castlewood  found  that  her  great  ship  had  gone 
down,  she  began  as  best  she  might,  after  she  had  rallied  from 
the  effect  of  the  loss,  to  put  out  small  ventures  of  happiness ; 
and  hope  for  Uttle  gains  and  returns,  as  a  merchant  on 
'Change,  itidocih's  pauperiem  pati,  having  lost  his  thousands, 
embarks  a  few  guineas  upon  the  next  ship.  She  laid  out  her 
all  upon  her  children,  indulging  them  beyond  all  measure,  as 
was  inevitable  with  one  of  her  kindness  of  disposition  ;  giving 
all  her  thoughts  to  their  welfare, —  learning,  so  that  she  might 
teach  them,  and  improving  her  own  many  natural  gifts  and 
feminine  accomplishments  that  she  might  impart  them  to  her 
young  ones.  To  be  doing  good  for  some  one  else,  is  the  life 
of  most  good  women.  They  are  exuberant  of  kindness,  as  it 
were,  and  must  impart  it  to  some  one.  She  made  herself 
a  good  scholar  of  French,  Italian,  and  Latin,  having  been 
grounded  in  these  by  her  father  in  her  youth  :  hiding  these 
gifts  from  her  husband  out  of  fear,  perhaps,  that  they  should 
offend  him,  for  my  lord  was  no  bookman, — pish'd  and  psha'd 
at  the  notion  of  learned  ladies,  and  would  have  been  angry 
that  his  wife  could  construe  out  of  a  Latin  book  of  which  he 
could  scarce  understand  two  words.  Young  Esmond  was 
usher  or  house  tutor,  under  her  or  over  her,  as  it  might 
happen.  During  my  lord's  many  absences,  these  school-days 
would  go  on  uninterruptedly  :  the  mother  and  daughter  learn- 
ing with  surprising  quickness:  the  latter  by  fits  and  starts  only, 
and  as  suited  her  wayward  humour.  As  for  the  little  lord,  it 
must  be  owned  that  he  took  after  his  father  in  the  matter  of 
learning, — liked  marbles,  and  play,  and  the  great  horse,  and 
the  little  one  which  his  father  brought  him,  and  on  which  he 
took  him  out  a-hunting,  a  great  deal  better  than  Corderius 
and  Lily ;  marshalled  the  village  boys,  and  had  a  little  court 
of  them,  already  flogging  them,  and  domineering  over  them 
with  a  fine  imperious  spirit  that  made  his  father  laugh  when 
he  beheld  it.  and  his  mother  fondly  warn  him.  The  cook  had 
a  son,  the  woodman  had  two,  the  big  lad  at  the  porter's  lodge 

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took  his  cuffs  and  his  orders.  Doctor  Tusher  said  he  was  a 
young  nobleman  of  gallant  spirit ;  and  Harry  Esmond,  who 
was  his  tutor,  and  eight  years  his  little  lordship's  senior,  had 
hard  work  sometimes  to  keep  his  own  temper,  and  hold  his 
authority  over  his  rebellious  little  chief  and  kinsman. 

In  a  couple  of  years  after  that  calamity  had  befallen  which 
had  robbed  Lady  Castlewood  of  a  little — a  very  little — of  her 
beauty,  and  her  careless  husband's  heart  (if  the  truth  must  be 
told,  my  lady  had  found  not  only  that  her  reign  was  over,  but 
that  her  successor  was  appointed,  a  Princess  of  a  noble  house 
in  Drury  Lane  somewhere,  who  was  installed  and  visited  by 
my  lord  at  the  town  eight  miles  off — pjidet  hac  opprobria  dicere 
nobis) — a  great  change  had  taken  place  in  her  mind,  which,  by 
struggles  only  known  to  herself,  at  least  never  mentioned  to 
any  one,  and  unsuspected  by  the  person  who  caused  the  pain 
she  endured — had  been  schooled  into  such  a  condition  as  she 
could  not  very  likely  have  imagined  possible  a  score  of  months 
since,  before  her  misfortunes  had  begun. 

She  had  oldened  in  that  time,  as  people  do  who  suffer 
silently  great  mental  pain  ;  and  learned  much  that  she  had 
never  suspected  before.  She  was  taught  by  that  better  teacher 
Misfortune.  A  child,  the  mother  of  other  children,  but  two 
years  back,  her  lord  was  a  god  to  her;  his  words  her  law ;  his 
smile  her  sunshine  ;  his  lazy  commonplaces  listened  to  eagerly, 
as  if  they  were  words  of  wisdom — all  his  wishes  and  freaks 
obeyed  with  a  servile  devotion.  She  had  been  my  lord's  chief 
slave  and  blind  worshipper.  Some  women  bear  farther  than 
this,  and  submit  not  only  to  neglect  but  to  unfaithfulness  too 
— but  here  this  lady's  allegiance  had  failed  her.  Her  spirit 
rebelled  and  disowned  any  more  obedience.  First  she  had  to 
bear  in  secret  the  passion  of  losing  the  adored  object ;  then  to 
get  a  farther  initiation,  and  to  find  this  worshipped  being  was 
but  a  clumsy  idol :  then  to  admit  the  silent  truth,  that  it  was 
she  was  superior,  and  not  the  monarch  her  master :  that  she 
had  thoughts  which  his  brains  could  never  master,  and  was 
the  better  of  the  two ;  quite  separate  from  my  lord  although 
tied  to  him,  and  bound  as  almost  all  people  (save  a  very  happy 
few)  to  work  all  her  life  alone.  My  lord  sat  in  his  chair, 
laughing  his  laugh,  cracking  his  joke,  his  face  flushing  with 
wine — my  lady  in  her  place  over  against  him — he  never  sus- 
pecting that  his  superior  was  there,  in  the  calm  resigned  lady, 
cold  of  manner,  with  downcast  eyes.     When  he  was  merry  in 


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his  cups,  he  would  make  jokes  about  her  coldness,  and, 
"  Damn  it,  now  my  lady  is  gone,  we  will  have  t'other  bottle," 
he  would  say.  He  was  frank  enough  in  telling  his  thoughts, 
such  as  they  were.  There  was  little  mystery  about  my  lord's 
words  or  actions.  His  fair  Rosamond  did  not  live  in  a  laby- 
rinth, like  the  lady  of  Mr.  Addison's  opera,  but  paraded  with 
painted  cheeks  and  a  tipsy  retinue  in  the  country  town.  Had 
she  a  mind  to  be  revenged,  Lady  Castlewood  could  have 
found  the  way  to  her  rival's  house  easily  enough ;  and  if  she 
had  come  with  bowl  and  dagger,  would  have  been  routed  off 
the  ground  by  the  enemy,  with  a  volley  of  Billingsgate,  which 
the  i'air  person  always  kept  by  her. 

Meanwhile,  it  has  been  said,  that  for  Harry  Esmond  his 
benefactress's  sweet  face  had  lost  none  of  its  charms.  It 
had  always  the  kindest  of  looks  and  smiles  for  him — smiles, 
not  so  gay  and  artless  perhaps  as  those  which  Lady  Castle- 
wood had  formerly  worn,  when,  a  child  herself,  playing  with 
her  children,  her  husband's  pleasure  and  authority  were  all  she 
thought  of;  but  out  of  her  griefs  and  cares,  as  will  happen,  I 
think,  when  these  trials  fall  upon  a  kindly  heart,  and  are  not 
too  unbearable,  grew  up  a  number  of  thoughts  and  excel- 
lencies which  had  never  come  into  existence,  had  not  her 
sorrow  and  misfortunes  engendered  them.  Sure,  occasion  is 
the  father  of  most  that  is  good  in  us.  As  you  have  seen  the 
awkward  fingers  and  clumsy  tools  of  a  prisoner  cut  and  fashion 
the  most  delicate  little  pieces  of  carved  work ;  or  achieve  the 
most  prodigious  underground  labours,  and  cut  through  walls 
of  masonry,  and  saw  iron  bars  and  fetters ;  'tis  misfortune  that 
awakens  ingenuity,  or  fortitude,  or  endurance,  in  hearts  where 
these  qualities  had  never  come  to  life  but  for  the  circumstance 
which  gave  them  a  being. 

"'Twas  after  Jason  left  her,  no  doubt,"  Lady  Castlewood 
once  said,  with  one  of  her  smiles,  to  young  Esmond  (who  was 
reading  to  her  a  version  of  certain  lines  out  of  Euripides),  "  that 
Medea  became  a  learned  woman,  and  a  great  enchantress." 

"And  she  could  conjure  the  stars  out  of  Heaven,"  the 
young  tutor  added,  "but  she  could  not  bring  Jason  back 
again." 

•'  What  do  you  mean  ?  "  asked  my  lady,  very  angry. 

"  Indeed  I  mean  nothing,"  said  the  other,  "  save  what 
I  have  read  in  books.  What  should  I  know  about  such 
matters  ?     I  have  seen  no  woman  save  you  and  little  Beatrix, 


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and  the  parson's  wife  and  my  late  mistress,  and  your  ladyship's 
women  here." 

"  The  men  who  wrote  your  books,"  says  my  lady,  "  your 
Horaces,  and  Ovids,  and  Virgils,  as  far  as  I  know  of  them, 
all  thought  ill  of  us,  as  all  the  heroes  they  wrote  about  used 
us  basely.  We  were  bred  to  be  slaves  always  ;  and  even  of 
our  own  times,  as  you  are  still  the  only  lawgivers,  I  think  our 
sermons  seem  to  say  that  the  best  woman  is  she  who  bears 
her  master's  chains  most  gracefully,  'Tis  a  pity  there  are  no 
nunneries  permitted  by  our  Church :  Beatrix  and  I  would  fly 
to  one,  and  end  our  days  in  peace  there  away  from  you." 

"  And  is  there  no  slavery  in  a  convent  ? "  says  Esmond. 

"  At  least  if  women  are  slaves  there,  no  one  sees  them," 
answered  the  lady.  "They  don't  work  in  street-gangs  with 
the  publick  to  jeer  them  :  and  if  they  suffer,  suffer  in  private. 
Here  comes  my  lord  home  from  hunting.  Take  away  the 
books.  My  lord  does  not  love  to  see  them.  Lessons  are 
over  for  to-day,  Mr.  Tutor."  And  with  a  curtsey  and  a  smile 
she  would  end  this  sort  of  colloquy. 

Indeed,  "  Mr.  Tutor,"  as  my  lady  called  Esmond,  had  now 
business  enough  on  his  hands  in  Castlewood  House.  He  had 
three  pupils,  his  lady  and  her  two  children,  at  whose  lessons 
she  would  always  be  present :  besides  writing  my  lord's  letters, 
and  arranging  his  accompts  for  him — when  these  could  be  got 
from  Esmond's  indolent  patron. 

Of  the  pupils  the  two  young  people  were  but  lazy  scholars, 
and  as  my  lady  would  admit  no  discipline  such  as  was  then 
in  use,  my  lord's  son  only  learned  what  he  liked,  which  was 
but  little,  and  never  to  his  life's  end  could  be  got  to  construe 
more  than  six  lines  of  Virgil.  Mistress  Beatrix  chattered 
French  prettily  from  a  very  early  age ;  and  sang  sweetly,  but 
this  was  from  her  mother's  teaching— not  Harry  Esmond's, 
who  could  scarce  distinguish  between  Green  Sleeves  and 
Lillabullero ;  although  he  had  no  greater  delight  in  life  than 
to  hear  the  ladies  sing.  He  sees  them  now  (will  he  ever 
forget  them?)  as  they  used  to  sit  together  of  the  summer 
evenings — the  two  golden  heads  over  the  page — the  child's 
little  hand  and  the  motlier's  beating  the  time,  with  their  voices 
rising  and  falling  in  unison. 

But  if  the  children  were  careless,  'twas  a  wonder  how 
eagerly  the  mother  learned  from  her  young  tutor — and  taught 
him  too.     The  happiest  instinctive  faculty  was  this  lady's — a 


My  Mother  Church  ioi 

faculty  for  discerning  latent  beauties  and  hidden  graces  of 
books,  especially  books  of  poetry,  as  in  a  walk  she  would  spy 
out  field-flowers  and  make  posies  of  them,  such  as  no  other 
hand  could.  She  was  a  critick  not  by  reason  but  by  feeling  ; 
the  sweetest  commentator  of  those  books  they  read  together : 
and  the  happiest  hours  of  young  Esmond's  life,  perhaps,  were 
those  passed  in  the  company  of  this  kind  mistress  and  her 
children. 

These  happy  days  were  to  end  soon,  however ;  and  it  was 
by  the  Lady  Castlewood's  own  decree  that  they  were  brought 
to  a  conclusion.  It  happened  about  Christmas-time,  Harry 
Esmond  being  now  past  sixteen  years  of  age,  that  his  old  com- 
rade, adversary,  and  friend,  Tom  Tusher,  returned  from  his 
school  in  London,  a  fair,  well-grown,  and  sturdy  lad,  who  was 
about  to  enter  College,  with  an  exhibition  from  his  school,  and 
a  prospect  of  after  promotion  in  the  Church.  Tom  Tusher's 
talk  was  of  nothing  but  Cambridge  now  :  and  the  boys,  who 
were  good  friends,  examined  each  other  eagerly  about  their 
progress  in  books.  Tom  had  learned  some  Greek  and  Hebrew, 
besides  Latin,  in  which  he  was  pretty  well  skilled,  and  also 
had  given  himself  to  mathematical  studies  under  his  father's 
guidance,  who  was  a  proficient  in  those  sciences,  of  which 
Esmond  knew  nothing ;  nor  could  he  write  Latin  so  well  as 
Tom,  though  he  could  talk  it  better,  having  been  taught  by 
his  dear  friend  the  Jesuit  Father,  for  whose  memory  the  lad 
ever  retained  the  warmest  affection,  reading  his  books,  keeping 
his  swords  clean  in  the  little  crypt  where  the  Father  had  shown 
them  to  Esmond  on  the  night  of  his  visit ;  and  often  of  a 
night,  sitting  in  the  chaplain's  room,  which  he  inhabited,  over 
his  books,  his  verses,  and  rubbish,  with  which  the  lad  occupied 
himself,  he  would  look  up  at  the  window  thinking  he  wished 
it  might  open  and  let  in  the  good  Father.  He  had  come  and 
passed  away  like  a  dream  :  but  for  the  swords  and  books 
Harry  might  almost  think  the  Father  was  an  imagination  of 
his  mind — and  for  two  letters  which  had  come  to  him,  one 
from  abroad  full  of  advice  and  affection,  another  soon  after  he 
had  been  confirmed  by  the  Bishop  of  Hexton,  in  which  Father 
Holt  deplored  his  falling  away.  But  Harry  Esmond  felt  so 
confident  now  of  his  being  in  the  right,  and  of  his  own  powers 
as  a  casuist,  that  he  thought  he  was  able  to  face  the  Father 
himself  in  argument,  and  possibly  convert  him. 

To  work  upon  the  faith  of  her  young  pupil,  Esmond's  kind 


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mistress  sent  to  the  library  of  her  father  the  Dean,  who  had 
been  distinguished  in  the  disputes  of  the  late  king's  reign  ;  and, 
an  old  soldier  now,  had  hung  up  his  weapons  of  controversy. 
These  he  took  down  from  his  shelves  willingly  for  young 
Esmond,  whom  he  benefited  by  his  own  personal  advice  and 
instruction.  It  did  not  require  much  persuasion  to  induce 
the  boy  to  worship  with  his  beloved  mistress.  And  the  good 
old  nonjuring  Dean  flattered  himself  with  a  conversion  which 
in  truth  was  owing  to  a  much  gentler  and  fairer  persuader. 

Under  her  ladyship's  kind  eyes  (my  lord's  being  sealed  in 
sleep  pretty  generally),  Esmond  read  many  volumes  of  the 
works  of  the  famous  British  Divines  of  the  last  age,  and  was 
familiar  with  Wake  and  Sherlock,  with  Stillingfleet  and  Patrick. 
His  mistress  never  tired  to  listen  or  to  read,  to  pursue  the  text 
with  fond  comments,  to  urge  those  points  which  her  fancy 
dwelt  on  most,  or  her  reason  deemed  most  important.  Since 
the  death  of  her  father  the  Dean,  this  lady  hath  admitted  a 
certain  latitude  of  theological  reading,  which  her  orthodox 
father  would  never  have  allowed  ;  his  favourite  writers  appeal- 
ing more  to  reason  and  antiquity  than  to  the  passions  or 
imaginations  of  their  readers,  so  that  the  works  of  Bishop 
Taylor,  nay,  those  of  Mr.  Baxter  and  Mr.  Law,  have,  in  reality, 
found  more  favour  with  my  Lady  Castlewood  than  the  severer 
volumes  of  our  great  English  schoolmen. 

In  later  life,  at  the  University,  Esmond  reopened  the  con- 
troversy, and  pursued  it  in  a  very  different  manner,  when  his 
patrons  had  determined  for  him  that  he  was  to  embrace  the 
ecclesiastical  life.  But  though  his  mistress's  heart  was  in  this 
calling,  his  own  never  was  much.  After  that  first  fervour  of 
simple  devotion,  which  his  beloved  Jesuit-priest  had  inspired 
in  him,  speculative  theology  took  but  little  hold  upon  the 
young  man's  mind.  When  his  early  credulity  was  disturbed, 
and  his  saints  and  virgins  taken  out  of  his  worship,  to  rank 
little  higher  than  the  divinities  of  Olympus,  his  belief  became 
acquiescence  rather  than  ardour ;  and  he  made  his  mind  up 
to  assume  the  cassock  and  bands,  as  another  man  does  to  wear 
a  breastplate  and  jack-boots,  or  to  mount  a  merchant's  desk, 
for  a  livelihood,  and  from  obedience  and  necessity,  rather  than 
from  choice.  There  were  scores  of  such  men  in  Mr.  Esmond's 
time  at  the  universities,  who  were  going  to  the  Church  with  no 
better  calling  than  his. 

When    Thos.    Tusher   was   gone,   a    feeling   of  no    small 


I   LOSE  MY  Place  as  Tutor  103 

depression  and  disquiet  fell  upon  young  Esmond,  of  which, 
though  he  did  not  complain,  his  kind  mistress  must  have 
divined  the  cause ;  for  soon  after  she  showed  not  only  that 
she  understood  the  reason  of  Harry's  melancholy,  but  could 
provide  a  remedy  for  it.  Her  habit  was  thus  to  watch,  un- 
observedly,  those  to  whom  duty  or  affection  bound  her,  and 
to  prevent  their  designs,  or  to  fulfil  them,  when  she  had  the 
power.  It  was  this  lady's  disposition  to  think  kindnesses,  and 
devise  silent  bounties,  and  to  scheme  benevolence  for  those 
about  her.  We  take  such  goodness,  for  the  most  part,  as  if  it 
was  our  due  ;  the  Marys  who  bring  ointment  for  our  feet  get 
but  little  thanks.  Some  of  us  never  feel  this  devotion  at  all, 
or  are  moved  by  it  to  gratitude  or  acknowledgment;  others 
only  recall  it  years  after,  when  the  days  are  past  in  which  those 
sweet  kindnesses  were  spent  on  us,  and  we  offer  back  our 
return  for  the  debt  by  a  poor  tardy  payment  of  tears.  Then 
forgotten  tones  of  love  recur  to  us,  and  kind  glances  shine  out 
of  the  past — O  so  bright  and  clear ! — O  so  longed  after ! — 
because  they  are  out  of  reach  ;  as  holiday  musick  from  within- 
side  a  prison  wall — or  sunshine  seen  through  the  bars  ;  more 
prized  because  unattainable — more  bright  because  of  the  con- 
trast of  present  darkness  and  solitude,  whence  there  is  no 
escape. 

All  the  notice,  then,  which  Lady  Castlewood  seemed  to 
take  of  Harry  Esmond's  melancholy  upon  Tom  Tusher's  de- 
parture, was  by  a  gaiety,  unusual  to  her,  to  attempt  to  dispel 
his  gloom.  She  made  his  three  scholars  (herself  being  the 
chief  one)  more  cheerful  than  ever  they  had  been  before,  and 
more  docile  too,  all  of  them  learning  and  reading  much  more 
than  they  had  been  accustomed  to  do.  "  For  who  knows," 
said  the  lady,  "what  may  happen,  and  whether  we  may  be 
able  to  keep  such  a  learned  tutor  long?" 

Frank  Esmond  said  he  for  his  part  did  not  want  to  learn 
any  more,  and  Cousin  Harry  might  shut  up  his  book  whenever 
he  liked,  if  he  would  come  out  a-fishing ;  and  little  Beatrix 
declared  she  would  send  for  Tom  Tusher,  and  he  would  be 
glad  enough  to  come  to  Castlewood,  if  Harry  chose  to  go 
away. 

At  last  comes  a  messenger  from  Winchester  one  day,  bearer 
of  a  letter,  with  a  great  black  seal,  from  the  Dean  there,  to  say 
that  his  sister  was  dead,  and  had  left  her  fortune  of  ^^2000 
among  her  six  nieces,  the  Dean's  daughters ;  and  many  a  time 


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since  has  Harry  Esmond  recalled  the  flushed  face  and  eager 
look  wherewith,  after  this  intelligence,  his  kind  lady  regarded 
him.  She  did  not  pretend  to  any  grief  about  the  deceased 
relative,  from  whom  she  and  her  family  had  been  many  years 
parted. 

When  my  lord  heard  of  the  news,  he  also  did  not  make 
any  very  long  face.  "  The  money  will  come  very  handy  to 
furnish  the  musick-room  and  the  cellar,  which  is  getting  low, 
and  buy  your  ladyship  a  coach  and  a  couple  of  horses  that 
will  do  indifferent  to  ride  or  for  the  coach.  And,  Beatrix,  you 
shall  have  a  spinet ;  and,  Frank,  you  shall  have  a  little  horse 
from  Hexton  Fair ;  and,  Harry,  you  shall  have  five  pound  to 
buy  some  books,"  said  my  lord,  who  was  generous  with  his 
own,  and,  indeed,  with  other  folks'  money.  "  I  wish  your 
aunt  would  die  once  a  year,  Rachel ;  we  could  spend  your 
money,  and  all  your  sisters',  too." 

"  I  have  but  one  aunt — and — and  I  have  another  use  for 
the  money,  my  lord,"  says  my  lady,  turning  very  red. 

"Another  use,  my  dear;  and  what  do  you  know  about 
money?"  cries  my  lord.  "And  what  the  devil  is  there  that 
I  don't  give  you  which  you  want  ?  " 

"  I  intend  to  give  this  money — can't  you  fancy  how,  my 
lord?" 

My  lord  swore  one  of  his  large  oaths  that  he  did  not  know 
in  the  least  what  she  meant. 

"I  intend  it  for  Harry  Esmond  to  go  to  College. — Cousin 
Harry,"  says  my  lady,  "  you  mustn't  stay  longer  in  this  dull 
place,  but  make  a  name  to  yourself,  and  for  us  too,  Harry." 

"  D — n  it,  Harry's  well  enough  here,"  says  my  lord,  for  a 
moment  looking  rather  sulky. 

"Is  Harry  going  away?  You  don't  mean  to  say  you  will 
go  away  ?  "  cry  out  P>ank  and  Beatrix  at  one  breath. 

"But  he  will  come  back;  and  this  will  always  be  his 
home,"  cries  my  lady,  with  blue  eyes  looking  a  celestial 
kindness:  "and  his  scholars  will  always  love  him;  won't 
they  ? " 

"  By  G — d,  Rachel,  you're  a  good  woman  !  "  says  my 
lord,  seizing  my  lady's  hand,  at  which  she  blushed  very  much, 
and  shrank  back,  putting  her  children  before  her.  "  I  wish 
you  joy,  my  kinsman,"  he  continued,  giving  Harry  Esmond  a 
hearty  slap  on  the  shoulder.  "  I  won't  baulk  your  luck.  Go 
to  Cambridge,  boy ;  and  when  Tusher  dies  you  shall  have  the 


Spret^  Injuria  Form^  105 

living  here,  if  you  are  not  better  provided  by  that  time.  We'll 
furnish  the  dining-robm  and  buy  the  horses  another  year.  I'll 
give  thee  a  nag  out  of  the  stable  :  take  any  one  except  my 
hack  and  the  bay  gelding  and  the  coach-horses ;  and  God 
speed  thee,  my  boy  !  " 

"  Have  the  sorrel,  Harry ;  'tis  a  good  one.  Father  says 
'tis  the  best  in  the  stable,"  says  little  Frank,  clapping  his 
hands  and  jumping  up.  "Let's  come  and  see  him  in  the 
stable."  And  the  other,  in  his  delight  and  eagerness,  was  for 
leaving  the  room  that  instant  to  arrange  about  his  journey. 

The  Lady  Castlewood  looked  after  him  with  sad  pene- 
trating glances.  "  He  wishes  to  be  gone  already,  my  lord," 
said  she  to  her  husband. 

The  young  man  hung  back  abashed.  "  Indeed,  I  would 
stay  for  ever,  if  your  ladyship  bade  me,"  he  said. 

"  And  thou  wouldst  be  a  fool  for  thy  pains,  kinsman,"  said 
my  lord.  "  Tut,  tut,  man  !  Go  and  see  the  world.  Sow  thy 
wild  oats ;  and  take  the  best  luck  that  Fate  sends  thee.  I 
wish  I  were  a  boy  again,  that  I  might  go  to  College,  and  taste 
the  Trumplngton  ale." 

"  Ours,  indeed,  is  but  a  dull  home,"  cries  my  lady,  with  a 
little  of  sadness,  and,  maybe,  of  satire,  in  her  voice  :  "an  old 
glum  house,  half  ruined,  and  the  rest  only  half  furnished — a 
woman  and  two  children  are  but  poor  company  for  men 
that  are  accustomed  to  better.  We  are  only  fit  to  be  your 
worship's  handmaids,  and  your  pleasures  must  of  necessity 
lie  elsewhere  than  at  home." 

"  Curse  me,  Rachel,  if  I  know  now  whether  thou  art  in 
earnest  or  not,"  said  my  lord. 

"  In  earnest,  my  lord ! "  says  she,  still  clinging  by  one  of 
her  children.  "Is  there  much  subject  here  for  joke?  "  And 
she  made  him  a  grand  curtsey,  and  giving  a  stately  look  to 
Harry  Esmond,  which  seemed  to  say,  "  Remember ;  you 
understand  me,  though  he  does  not,"  she  left  the  room  with 
her  children. 

"  Since  she  found  out  that  confounded  Hexton  business," 
my  lord  said — "and  be  hanged  to  them  that  told  her! — she 
has  not  been  the  same  woman.  She  who  used  to  be  as 
humble  as  a  milkmaid,  is  as  proud  as  a  princess,"  says  my 
lord.  "Take  my  counsel,  Harry  Esmond,  and  keep  clear  of 
women.  Since  I  have  had  anything  to  do  with  the  jades, 
they  have  given  me   nothing  but   disgust.     I  had   a  wife  at 


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Tangier,  with  whom,  as  she  couldn't  speak  a  word  of  my 
language,  you'd  have  thought  I  might  lead  a  quiet  life.  But 
she  tried  to  poison  me,  because  she  was  jealous  of  a  Jew  girl. 
There  was  your  aunt — for  aunt  she  is — Aunt  Jezebel ;  a  pretty 
life  your  father  led  with  her ;  and  here's  my  lady.  When  I 
saw  her  on  a  pillion  riding  behind  the  Dean  her  father,  she 
looked  and  was  such  a  baby,  that  a  sixpenny  doll  might  have 
pleased  her.  And  now  you  see  what  she  is — hands  off,  highty- 
tighty,  high  and  mighty,  an  empress  couldn't  be  grander.  Pass 
us  the  tankard,  Harry,  my  boy.  A  mug  of  beer  and  a  toast 
at  morn,  says  my  host.  A  toast  and  a  mug  of  beer  at  noon, 
says  my  dear.  D — n  it,  Polly  loves  a  mug  of  ale,  too, 
and  laced  with  brandy,  by  Jove  ! "  Indeed,  I  suppose  they 
drank  it  together;  for  my  lord  was  often  thick  in  his  speech 
at  midday  dinner ;  and  at  night,  at  supper,  speechless 
altogether. 

Harry  Esmond's  departure  resolved  upon,  it  seemed  as 
if  the  Lady  Castlewood,  too,  rejoiced  to  lose  him  ;  for  more 
than  once,  when  the  lad,  ashamed  perhaps  at  his  own  secret 
eagerness  to  go  away  (at  any  rate  stricken  with  sadness  at 
the  idea  of  leaving  those  from  whom  he  had  received  so  many 
proofs  of  love  and  kindness  inestimable),  tried  to  express  to  his 
mistress  his  sense  of  gratitude  to  her,  and  his  sorrow  at  quitting 
those  who  had  so  sheltered  and  tended  a  nameless  and  house- 
less orphan.  Lady  Castlewood  cut  short  his  protests  of  love  and 
his  lamentations,  and  would  hear  of  no  grief,  but  only  look 
forward  to  Harry's  fame  and  prospects  in  life.  "  Our  little 
legacy  will  keep  you  for  four  years  like  a  gentleman.  Heaven's 
Providence,  your  own  genius,  industry,  honour,  must  do  the 
rest  for  you.  Castlewood  will  always  be  a  home  for  you,  and 
these  children,  whom  you  have  taught  and  loved,  will  not 
forget  to  love  you.  And,  Harry,"  said  she  (and  this  was  the 
only  time  when  she  spoke  with  a  tear  in  her  eye,  or  a  tremor 
in  her  voice),  "it  may  happen  in  the  course  of  nature  that 
I  shall  be  called  away  from  them  ;  and  their  father — and — 
and  they  will  need  true  friends  and  protectors.  Promise 
me  that  you  will  be  true  to  them — as — as  I  think  I  have 
been  to  you — and  a  mother's  fond  prayer  and  blessing  go 
with  you." 

"  So  help  me  Gcd,  madam,  I  will,"  said  Harry  Esmond, 
falling  on  his  knees^  and  kissing  the  hand  of  his  dearest 
mistress.     "  If  you  will  have  me  stay   now,    I   will.      What 


My  Lady's  Knight  107 

matters  whether  or  no  I  make  my  way  in  life,  or  whether  a 
poor  bastard  dies  as  unknown  as  he  is  now  ?  'Tis  enough 
that  I  have  your  love  and  kindness,  surely ;  and  to  make  you 
happy  is  duty  enough  for  me." 

"  Happy  !  "  says  she  :  "  but  indeed  I  ought  to  be,  with  my 
children,  and " 

"  Not  happy  ! "  cried  Esmond  (for  he  knew  what  her  life 
was,  though  he  and  his  mistress  never  spoke  a  word  concerning 
it).  "  If  not  happiness,  it  may  be  ease.  Let  me  stay  and  work 
for  you — let  me  stay  and  be  your  servant." 

"  Indeed,  you  are  best  away,"  said  my  lady,  laughing,  as 
she  put  her  hand  on  the  boy's  head  for  a  moment.  "  Vou 
shall  stay  in  no  such  dull  place.  You  shall  go  to  College  and 
distinguish  yourself  as  becomes  your  name.  That  is  how  you 
shall  please  me  best.  And — and  if  my  children  want  you,  or  I 
want  you,  you  shall  come  to  us ;  and  I  know  we  may  count 
on  you." 

"May  Heaven  forsake  me  if  you  may  not,"  Harry  said, 
getting  up  from  his  knee. 

"  And  my  knight  longs  for  a  dragon  this  instant  that  he 
may  fight,"  said  my  lady,  laughing  :  which  speech  made  Harry 
Esmond  start,  and  turn  red ;  for  indeed  the  very  thought  was 
in  his  mind  that  he  would  like  that  some  chance  should  im- 
mediately happen  whereby  he  might  show  his  devotion.  And 
'it  pleased  him  to  think  that  his  lady  had  called  him  "her 
knight,"  and  often  and  often  he  recalled  this  to  his  mind,  and 
prayed  that  he  might  be  her  true  knight,  too. 

My  lady's  bed-chamber  window  looked  out  over  the 
country,  and  you  could  see  from  it  the  purple  hills  beyond 
Castlewood  village,  the  green  common  betwixt  that  and  the 
Hall,  and  the  old  bridge  which  crossed  over  the  river.  When 
Harry  Esmond  went  away  for  Cambridge,  little  Frank  ran  along- 
side his  horse  as  far  as  the  bridge,  and  there  Harry  stopped 
for  a  moment,  and  looked  back  at  the  house  where  the  best 
part  of  his  life  had  been  passed.  It  lay  before  him  with  its  grey 
familiar  towers,  a  pinnacle  or  two  shining  in  the  sun,  the  but- 
tresses and  terrace  walls  casting  great  blue  shades  on  the  grass. 
And  Harry  remembered  all  his  life  after  how  he  saw  his 
mistress  at  the  window  looking  out  on  him,  in  a  white  robe, 
the  little  Beatrix's  chestnut  curls  resting  at  her  mother's  side. 
Both  waved  a  farewell  to  him,  and  little  Frank  sobbed  to  leave 
him.     Yes,  he  would  be  his  lady's  true  knight,  he  vowed  in 


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his  heart ;  he  waved  her  an  adieu  with  his  hat.     The  village 
people  had  good-bye  to  say  to  him  too.    All  knew  that  Master 


And  //arry  rcmcmlhTcd  all  his  life  after  Iiow  lie  .una  /lis  mislress  at  the  uundoio 


Harry  was  going  to  College,  and  most  of  them  had  a  kind  word 
and  a  look  of  farewell.     I  do  not  sto[)  to  say  what  adventures 


Castles  in  the  Air  109 

he  began  to  imagine  or  what  career  to  devise  for  himself  before 
he  had  ridden  three  miles  from  home.  He  had  not  read 
Monsieur  Galland's  ingenious  Arabian  tales  as  yet ;  but  be 
sure  that  there  are  other  folks  who  build  castles  in  the  air, 
and  have  fine  hopes,  and  kick  them  down  too,  besides  honest 
Alnaschar. 


She  received  the  young  man  with  even  more  favour  than  she  shoxvcd  to  the  elder 


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I    GO    TO    CAMBRIDGE,    AND    DO    BUT    LITTLE    GOOD    THERE 

MY  lord,  who  said  he  should  like  to  revisit  the  old  haunts 
of  his  youth,  kindly  accompanied  Harry  Esmond  in 
his  first  journey  to  Cambridge.  Their  road  lay  through 
London,  where  my  Lord  Viscount  would  also  have  Harry  stay 
a  few  days  to  show  him  the  pleasures  of  the  town,  before  he 
entered  upon  his  University  studies,  and  whilst  here  Harry's 
patron  conducted  the  young  man  to  my  Lady  Dowager's  house 
at  Chelsea,  near  London  :  the  kind  lady  at  Castlewood  having 
specially  ordered  that  the  young  gentleman  and  the  old  should 
pay  a  respectful  visit  in  that  ([uarter. 


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Her  ladyship  the  Viscountess  Dowager  occupied  a  handsome 
new  house  in  Chelsea,  with  a  garden  behind  it,  and  facing 
the  river,  always  a  bright  and  animated  sight  with  its  swarms 
of  sailors,  barges,  and  wherries.  Harry  laughed  at  recognising 
in  the  parlour  the  well-remembered  old  piece  of  Sir  Peter 
Lely,  wherein  his  father's  widow  was  represented  as  a  virgin 
huntress  armed  with  a  gilt  bow  and  arrow,  and  encumbered 
only  with  that  small  quantity  of  drapery  which  it  would  seem 
the  virgins  in  King  Charles's  day  were  accustomed  to  wear. 

My  Lady  Dowager  had  left  off  this  peculiar  habit  of  hunt- 
ress when  she  married.  But  though  she  was  now  considerably 
past  sixty  years  of  age,  I  believe  she  thought  that  airy  nymph 
of  the  picture  could  still  be  easily  recognised  in  the  venerable 
personage  who  gave  an  audience  to  Harry  and  his  patron. 

She  received  the  young  man  with  even  more  favour  than 
she  showed  to  the  elder,  for  she  chose  to  carry  on  the  con- 
versation in  French,  in  which  my  Lord  Castlewood  was  no 
great  proficient,  and  expressed  her  satisfaction  at  finding  that 
Mr.  Esmond  could  speak  fluently  in  that  language.  "  'Twas 
the  only  one  fit  for  polite  conversation,"  she  condescended  to 
say,  "and  suitable  to  persons  of  high  breeding." 

My  lord  laughed  afterwards,  as  the  gentlemen  went  away,  at 
his  kinswoman's  behaviour.  He  said  he  remembered  the  time 
when  she  could  speak  English  fast  enough,  and  joked  in  his 
jolly  way  at  the  loss  he  had  had  of  such  a  lovely  wife  as  that. 

My  Lady  Viscountess  deigned  to  ask  his  lordship  news  of 
his  wife  and  children  ;  she  had  heard  that  Lady  Castlewood 
had  had  the  small-pox  ;  she  hoped  she  was  not  so  very  much 
disfigured  as  people  said. 

At  this  remark  about  his  wife's  malady,  my  Lord  Viscount 
winced  and  turned  red ;  but  the  Dowager,  in  speaking  of  the 
disfigurement  of  the  young  lady,  turned  to  her  looking-glass 
and  examined  her  old  wrinkled  countenance  in  it  with  such 
a  grin  of  satisfaction,  that  it  was  all  her  guests  could  do  to 
refrain  from  laughing  in  her  ancient  face. 

She  asked  Harry  what  his  profession  was  to  be ;  and  my 
lord  saying  that  the  lad  was  to  take  orders,  and  have  the  living 
of  Castlewood  when  old  Dr.  Tusher  vacated  it,  she  did  not 
seem  to  show  any  particular  anger  at  the  notion  of  Harry's 
becoming  a  Church  of  England  clergyman— nay,  was  rather 
glad  than  otherwise  that  the  youth  should  be  so  provided  for. 
She  bade  Mr.  Esmond  not  to  forget  to  pay  her  a  visit  whenever 


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he  passed  through  London,  and  carried  her  graciousness  so 
far  as  to  send  a  purse  with  twenty  guineas  for  him  to  the 
tavern  at  which  my  lord  put  up  (the  "  Greyhound,"  in  Charing 
Cross) ;  and  along  with  this  welcome  gift  for  her  kinsman,  she 
sent  a  little  doll  for  a  present  to  my  lord's  little  daughter 
Beatrix,  who  was  growing  beyond  the  age  of  dolls  by  this  time, 
and  was  as  tall  almost  as  her  venerable  relative. 

After  seeing  the  town,  and  going  to  the  plays,  my  Lord 
Castlewood  and  Esmond  rode  together  to  Cambridge,  spend- 
ing two  pleasant  days  upon  the  journey.  Those  rapid  new 
coaches  were  not  established  as  yet  that  performed  the  whole 
journey  between  London  and  the  University  in  a  single  day ; 
however,  the  road  was  pleasant  and  short  enough  to  Harry 
Esmond,  and  he  always  gratefully  remembered  that  happy 
holiday,  which  his  kind  patron  gave  him. 

Mr.  Esmond  was  entered  a  pensioner  of  Trinity  College  in 
Cambridge,  to  which  famous  College  my  lord  had  also  in  his 
youth  belonged.  Dr.  Montague  was  master  at  this  time,  and 
received  my  Lord  Viscount  with  great  politeness  ;  so  did  Mr. 
Bridge,  who  was  appointed  to  be  Harry's  tutor.  Tom  Tusher, 
who  was  of  Emmanuel  College,  and  was  by  this  time  a  junior 
soph,  came  to  wait  upon  my  lord,  and  to  take  Harry  under 
his  protection  ;  and  comfortable  rooms  being  provided  for  him 
in  the  great  court  close  by  the  gate,  and  near  to  the  famous 
Mr.  Newton's  lodgings,  Harry's  patron  took  leave  of  him  with 
many  kind  words  and  blessings,  and  an  admonition  to  him 
to  behave  better  at  the  University  than  my  lord  himself  had 
ever  done. 

'Tis  needless  in  these  memoirs  to  go  at  any  length  into  the 
particulars  of  Harry  Esmond's  college  career.  It  was  like  that 
of  a  hundred  young  gentlemen  of  that  day.  But  he  had  the 
ill-fortune  to  be  older  by  a  couple  of  years  than  most  of  his 
fellow-students,  and  by  his  previous  solitary  mode  of  bringing 
up,  the  circumstances  of  his  life,  and  the  peculiar  though tful- 
ness  and  melancholy  that  had  naturally  engendered,  he  was, 
in  a  great  measure,  cut  off  from  the  society  of  comrades  who 
were  much  younger  and  higher-spirited  than  he.  His  tutor, 
who  had  bowed  down  to  the  ground  as  he  walked  my  lord 
over  the  College  grass-plats,  changed  his  behaviour  as  soon 
as  the  nobleman's  back  was  turned,  and  was^at  least,  Harry 
thought  so — harsh  and  overbearing.  When  the  lads  used  to 
assemble  in  their  greges  in  hall,  Harry  found  himself  alone  in 


A   Foolish  Boy  i  i  3 

the  midst  of  that  little  flock  of  boys  ;  they  raised  a  great  laugh 
at  him  when  he  was  set  on  to  read  Latin,  which  he  did  with 
the  foreign  pronunciation  taught  to  him  by  his  old  master,  the 
Jesuit,  than  which  he  knew  no  other.  Mr.  Bridge,  the  tutor, 
made  him  the  object  of  clumsy  jokes,  in  which  he  was  fond  of 
indulging.  The  young  man's  spirit  was  chafed,  and  his  vanity 
mortified ;  and  he  found  himself,  for  some  time,  as  lonely  in 
this  place  as  ever  he  had  been  at  Castlewood,  whither  he 
longed  to  return.  His  birth  was  a  source  of  shame  to  him, 
and  he  fancied  a  hundred  slights  and  sneers  from  young  and 
old,  who,  no  doubt,  had  treated  him  better  had  he  met  them 
himself  more  frankly.  And  as  he  looks  back,  in  calmer  days, 
upon  this  period  of  his  life,  which  he  thought  so  unhappy,  he 
can  see  that  his  own  pride  and  vanity  caused  no  small  part  of 
the  mortifications  which  he  attributed  to  others'  ill-will.  The 
world  deals  good-naturedly  with  good-natured  people,  and  I 
never  knew  a  sulky  misanthropist  who  quarrelled  with  it,  but  it 
was  he,  and  not  it,  that  was  in  the  wrong.  Tom  Tusher  gave 
Harry  plenty  of  good  advice  on  this  subject,  for  Tom  had  both 
good  sense  and  good-humour  ;  but  Mr.  Harry  chose  to  treat 
his  senior  with  a  great  deal  of  superfluous  disdain  and  absurd 
scorn,  and  would  by  no  means  part  from  his  darling  injuries, 
in  which,  very  likely,  no  man  believed  but  himself.  As  for 
honest  Doctor  Bridge,  the  tutor  found,  after  a  few  trials  of  wit 
with  the  pupil,  that  the  younger  man  was  an  ugly  subject  for 
wit,  and  that  the  laugh  was  often  turned  against  him.  This 
did  not  make  tutor  and  pupil  any  better  friends  ;  but  had,  so 
far,  an  advantage  for  Esmond,  that  Mr.  Bridge  was  induced 
to  leave  him  alone  ;  and  so  long  as  he  kept  his  chapels,  and 
did  the  College  exercises  required  of  him.  Bridge  was  content 
not  to  see  Harry's  glum  face  in  his  class,  and  to  leave  him  to 
read  and  sulk  for  himself  in  his  own  chamber. 

A  poem  or  two  in  Latin  and  English,  which  were  pro- 
nounced to  have  some  merit,  and  a  Latin  oration  (for  Mr, 
Esmond  could  write  that  language  better  than  pronounce  it), 
got  him  a  little  reputation  both  with  the  authorities  of  ttfc 
University  and  amongst  the  young  men,  with  whom  he  began 
to  pass  for  more  than  he  was  worth.  A  few  victories  over 
their  common  enemy,  Mr.  Bridge,  made  them  incline  towards 
him,  and  look  upon  him  as  the  champion  of  their  order 
against  the  seniors.  Such  of  the  lads  as  he  took  into  his 
confidence   found   him    not  so   gloomy  and   haughty  as  his 

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appearance  led  them  to  believe ;  and  Don  Dismallo,  as  he 
was  called,  became  presently  a  person  of  some  little  import- 
ance in  his  College,  and  was,  as  he  believes,  set  down  by  the 
seniors  there  as  rather  a  dangerous  character. 

Don  Dismallo  was  a  staunch  young  Jacobite,  like  the 
rest  of  his  family ;  gave  himself  many  absurd  airs  of  loyalty  ; 
used  to  invite  young  friends  to  Burgundy,  and  give  the  King's 
health  on  King  James's  birthday;  wore  black  on  the  day  of 
his  abdication ;  fasted  on  the  anniversary  of  King  William's 
coronation  ;  and  performed  a  thousand  absurd  anticks,  of 
which  he  smiles  now  to  think. 

These  follies  caused  many  remonstrances  on  Tom  Tusher's 
part,  who  was  always  a  friend  of  the  powers  that  be,  as  Esmond 
was  always  in  opposition  to  them.  Tom  was  a  Whig,  while 
Esmond  was  a  Tory.  Tom  never  missed  a  lecture,  and  capped 
the  proctor  with  the  profoundest  of  bows.  No  wonder  he 
sighed  over  Harry's  insubordinate  courses,  and  was  angry 
when  the  others  laughed  at  him.  But  that  Harry  was  known 
to  have  my  Lord  Viscount's  protection,  Tom  no  doubt  would 
have  broken  with  him  altogether.  But  honest  Tom  never 
gave  up  a  comrade  as  long  as  he  was  the  friend  of  a  great 
man.  This  was  not  out  of  scheming  on  Tom's  part,  but  a 
natural  inclination  towards  the  great.  'Twas  no  hypocrisy  in 
him  to  flatter,  but  the  bent  of  his  mind,  which  was  always 
perfectly  good-humoured,  obliging,  and  servile. 

Harry  had  very  liberal  allowances,  for  his  dear  mistress  of 
Castlewood  not  only  regularly  supplied  him,  but  the  Dowager 
at  Chelsea  made  her  donation  annual,  and  received  Esmond 
at  her  house  near  London  every  Christmas ;  but  in  spite  of 
these  benefactions,  Esmond  was  constantly  poor ;  whilst  'twas 
a  wonder  with  how  small  a  stipend  from  his  father  Tom 
Tusher  contrived  to  make  a  good  figure.  'Tis  true  that  Harry 
both  spent,  gave,  and  lent  his  money  very  freely,  which 
Thomas  never  did.  I  think  he  was  like  the  famous  Duke  of 
Marlborough  in  this  instance,  who,  getting  a  present  of  fifty 
■pieces,  when  a  young  man,  from  some  foolish  woman,  who 
fell  in  love  with  his  good  looks,  showed  the  money  to  Cadogan 
in  a  drawer  scores  of  years  after,  where  it  had  lain  ever  since 
he  had  sold  his  beardless  honour  to  procure  it.  I  do  not 
mean  to  say  that  Tom  ever  let  out  his  good  looks  so  profitably, 
for  nature  had  not  endowed  him  with  any  particular  charms  of 
person ;  and  he  ever  was  a  pattern  of  moral  behaviour,  losing 


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no  opportunity  of  giving  the  very  best  advice  to  his  younger 
comrade ;  with  which  article,  to  do  him  justice,  he  parted 
very  freely.  Not  but  that  he  was  a  merry  fellow,  too,  in  his 
way ;  he  loved  a  joke,  if  by  good  fortune  he  understood  it, 
and  took  his  share  generously  of  a  bottle  if  another  paid  for  it, 
and  especially  if  there  was  a  young  lord  in  company  to  drink 
it.  In  these  cases  there  was  not  a  harder  drinker  in  the 
University  than  Mr.  Tusher  could  be ;  and  it  was  edifying  to 
behold  him,  fresh  shaved,  and  with  smug  face,  singing  out 
"  Amen  ! "  at  early  chapel  in  the  morning.  In  his  reading, 
poor  Harry  permitted  himself  to  go  a-gadding  after  all  the 
Nine  Muses,  and  so,  very  likely,  had  but  little  favour  from  any 
one  of  them  ;  whereas  Tom  Tusher,  who  had  no  more  turn  for 
poetry  than  a  ploughboy,  nevertheless,  by  a  dogged  persever- 
ance and  obsequiousness  in  courting  the  divine  Calliope,  got 
himself  a  prize,  and  some  credit  in  the  University,  and  a 
fellowship  at  his  College,  as  a  reward  for  his  scholarship.  In 
this  time  of  Mr.  Esmond's  life,  he  got  the  little  reading  which 
he  ever  could  boast  of,  and  passed  a  good  part  of  his  days 
greedily  devouring  all  the  books  on  which  he  could  lay  hand. 
In  this  desultory  way  the  works  of  most  of  the  English,  French, 
and  Italian  poets  came  under  his  eyes,  and  he  had  a  smattering 
of  the  Spanish  tongue  likewise,  besides  the  ancient  languages, 
of  which,  at  least  of  Latin,  he  was  a  tolerable  master. 

Then,  about  midway  in  his  University  career,  he  fell  to 
reading  for  the  profession  to  which  worldly  prudence  rather 
than  inclination  called  him,  and  was  presently  bewildered  in 
theological  controversy.  In  the  course  of  his  reading  (which 
was  neither  pursued  with  that  seriousness  or  that  devout  mind 
which  such  a  study  requires),  the  youth  found  himself,  at  the 
end  of  one  month,  a  Papist,  and  was  about  to  proclaim  his 
faith ;  the  next  month,  a  Protestant,  with  Chillingworth ;  and 
the  third,  a  sceptick,  with  Hobbs  and  Bayle.  Whereas  honest 
Tom  Tusher  never  permitted  his  mind  to  stray  out  of  the  pre- 
scribed University  path,  accepted  the  Thirty-nine  Articles  with 
all  his  heart,  and  would  have  signed  and  sworn  te  other  nine- 
and-thirty  with  entire  obedience.  Harry's  wilfulness  in  this 
matter,  and  disorderly  thoughts  and  conversation,  so  shocked 
and  afflicted  his  senior,  that  there  grew  up  a  coldness  and 
estrangement  between  them,  so  that  they  became  scarce  more 
than  mere  acquaintances  from  having  been  intimate  friends 
when  they  came   to  College   first.     Politicks  ran   high,  too. 


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at  the  University  ;  and  here,  also,  the  young  men  were  at 
variance.  Tom  professed  himself,  albeit  a  High  Churchman,  a 
strong  King  William's  man  ;  whereas  Harry  brought  his  family 
Tory  politicks  to  College  with  him,  to  which  he  must  add  a 
dangerous  admiration  for  Oliver  Cromwell,  whose  side,  or 
King  James's  by  turns,  he  often  chose  to  take  in  the  disputes 
which  the  young  gentlemen  used  to  holdjn  each  other's  rooms, 
where  they  debated  on  the  state  of  the  nation,  crowned  and 
deposed  kings,  and  toasted  past  and  present  heroes  or  beauties 
in  flagons  of  College  ale. 

Thus,  either  from  the  circumstances  of  his  birth,  or  the 
natural  melancholy  of  his  disposition,  Esmond  came  to  live 
very  much  by  himself  during  his  stay  at  the  University,  having 
neither  ambition  enough  to  distinguish  himself  in  the  College 
career,  nor  caring  to  mingle  with  the  mere  pleasures  and  boyish 
frolicks  of  the  students,  who  were,  for  the  most  part,  two  or 
three  years  younger  than  he.  He  fancied  that  the  gentlemen 
of  the  common  room  of  his  College  slighted  him  on  account 
of  his  birth,  and  hence  kept  aloof  from  their  society.  It  may 
be  that  he  made  the  ill-will,  which  he  imagined  came  from 
them,  by  his  own  behaviour,  which,  as  he  looks  back  on  it  in 
after-life,  he  now  sees  was  morose  and  haughty.  At  any  rate, 
he  was  as  tenderly  grateful  for  kindness  as  he  was  susceptible 
of  slight  and  wrong ;  and,  lonely  as  he  was  generally,  yet  had 
one  or  two  very  warm  friendships  for  his  companions  of 
those  days. 

One  of  these  was  a  queer  gentleman  that  resided  in  the 
University,  though  he  was  no  member  of  it,  and  was  the  pro- 
fessor of  a  science  scarce  recognised  in  the  common  course 
of  College  education.  This  was  a  French  refugee-officer,  who 
had  been  driven  out  of  his  native  country  at  the  time  of  the 
Protestant  persecutions  there,  and  who  came  to  Cambridge, 
where  he  taught  the  science  of  the  small-sword,  and  set  up 
a  saloon-of-arms.  Though  he  declared  himself  a  Protestant, 
'twas  said  Mr.  Moreau  was  a  Jesuit  in  disguise ;  indeed,  he 
brought  very  strong  recommendations  to  the  Tory  party,  which 
was  pretty  strong  in  that  University,  and  very  likely  was  one 
of  the  many  agents  whom  King  James  had  in  this  country. 
Esmond  found  this  gentleman's  conversation  very  much  more 
agreeable,  and  to  his  taste,  than  the  talk  of  the  College  divines 
in  the  common  room  ;  he  never  wearied  of  Moreau's  stories 
of  the  wars  of  Turenne  and  Condc,  in  which  he  had  borne  a 


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part ;  and  being  familiar  witli  the  French  tongue  from  his 
youth,  and  in  a  place  where  but  few  spoke  it,  his  company 
became  very  agreeable  to  the  brave  old  professor  of  arms, 
whose  favourite  pupil  he  was,  and  who  made  Mr.  Esmond  a 
very  tolerable  proficient  in  the  noble  science  of  escrime. 

At  the  next  term  Esmond  was  to  take  his  degree  of  Bachelor 
of  Arts,  and  afterwards,  in  proper  season,  to  assume  the  cassock 
and  bands  which  his  fond  mistress  would  have  him  wear.  Tom 
Tusher  himself  was  a  parson  and  a  Fellow  of  his  College  by  this 
time ;  and  Harry  felt  that  he  would  very  gladly  cede  his  right 
to  the  living  of  Castlewood  to  Tom,  and  that  his  own  calling 
was  in  no  way  the  pulpit.  But  as  he  was  bound,  before  all 
things  in  the  world,  to  his  dear  mistress  at  home,  and  knew 
that  a  refusal  on  his  part  would  grieve  her,  he  determined  to 
give  her  no  hint  of  his  unwillingness  to  the  clerical  office  ;  and 
it  was  in  this  unsatisfactory  mood  of  mind  that  he  went  to 
spend  the  last  vacation  he  should  have  at  Castlewood  before 
he  took  orders. 


And,  zoith  a  sort  of  groan,  rose  up,  and  went  out 


CHAPTER  XI 


I    COME    HOME    FOR    A    HOLIDAY    TO    CASTLEWOOD,    AND    FIND 
A    SKELETON    IN    THE    HOUSE 


A 


T  his  third  long  vacation,  Esmond  came  as  usual  to 
Castlewood,  always  feeling  an  eager  thrill  of  pleasure 
when  he  found  himself  once  more  in  the  house  where 


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he  had  passed  so  many  years,  and  beheld  the  kind  famihar 
eyes  of  his  mistress  looking  upon  him.  She  and  her  children 
(out  of  whose  company  she  scarce  ever  saw  him)  came  to 
greet  him.  Miss  Beatrix  was  grown  so  tall  that  Harry  did  not 
quite  know  whether  he  might  kiss  her  or  no ;  and  she  blushed 
and  held  back  when  he  offered  that  salutation,  though  she 
took  it,  and  even  courted  it,  when  they  were  alone.  The 
young  lord  was  shooting  up  to  be  like  his  gallant  father  in  look, 
though  with  his  mother's  kind  eyes:  the  Lady  of  Castlewood 
herself  seemed  grown,  too,  since  Harry  saw  her — in  her  look 
more  stately,  in  her  person  fuller,  in  her  face,  still  as  ever  most 
tender  and  friendly,  a  greater  air  of  command  and  decision 
than  had  appeared  in  that  guileless  sweet  countenance  which 
Harry  remembered  so  gratefully.  The  tone  of  her  voice  was 
so  much  deeper  and  sadder  when  she  spoke  and  welcomed 
him,  that  it  quite  startled  Esmond,  who  looked  up  at  her 
surprised  as  she  spoke,  when  she  withdrew  her  eyes  from  him  ; 
nor  did  she  ever  look  at  him  afterwards  when  his  own  eyes 
were  gazing  upon  her.  A  something  hinting  at  grief  and 
secret,  and  filling  his  mind  with  alarm  undefinable,  seemed  to 
speak  with  that  low  thrilling  voice  of  hers,  and  look  out  of 
those  clear  sad  eyes.  Her  greeting  to  Esmond  was  so  cold 
that  it  almost  pained  the  lad  (who  would  have  liked  to  fall  on 
his  knees,  and  kiss  the  skirt  of  her  robe,  so  fond  and  ardent 
was  his  respect  and  regard  for  her),  and  he  faltered  in  answer- 
ing the  questions  which  she,  hesitating  on  her  side,  began  to 
put  to  him.  Was  he  happy  at  Cambridge  ?  Did  he  study  too 
hard?  She  hoped  not.  He  had  grown  very  tall,  and  looked 
very  well. 

"  He  has  got  a  moustache  ! "  cries  out  Master  Esmond. 

"  Why  does  he  not  wear  a  perruque  like  my  Lord 
Mohun  ?  "  asked  Miss  Beatrix.  "  Aly  lord  says  that  nobody 
wears  their  own  hair." 

"  I  believe  you  will  have  to  occupy  your  old  chamber," 
says  my  lady.     "  I  hope  the  housekeeper  has  got  it  ready." 

"  Why,  mamma,  you  have  been  there  ten  times  these  three 
days  yourself,"  exclaims  Frank. 

"  And  she  cut  some  flowers  which  you  planted  in  my 
garden — do  you  remember,  ever  so  many  years  ago  ? — when 
I  was  quite  a  little  girl,"  cries  out  Miss  Beatrix,  on  tiptoe. 
"  And  mamma  put  them  in  your  window." 

"  I  remember  when  you  grew  well,  after  you  were  ill,  that 


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you  used  to  like  roses,"  said  the  lady,  blushing  like  one  of 
them.  They  all  conducted  Harry  Esmond  to  his  chamber ; 
the  children  running  before,  Harry  walking  by  his  mistress 
hand-in-hand. 

The  old  room  had  been  ornamented  and  beautified  not  a 
little  to  receive  him.  The  flowers  were  in  the  window  in  a 
china  vase ;  and  there  was  a  fine  new  counterpane  on  the  bed, 
which  chatterbox  Beatrix  said  mamma  had  made  too.  A  fire 
was  crackling  on  the  hearth,  although  it  was  June.  My  lady 
thought  the  room  wanted  warming  ;  everything  was  done  to 
make  him  happy  and  welcome.  "And  you  are  not  to  be  a 
page  any  longer,  but  a  gentleman  and  kinsman,  and  to  walk 
with  papa  and  mamma,"  said  the  children.  And  as  soon 
as  his  dear  mistress  and  children  had  left  him  to  himself,  it 
was  with  a  heart  overflowing  with  love  and  gratefulness 
that  he  flung  himself  down  on  his  knees  by  the  side  of  the 
little  bed,  and  asked  a  blessing  upon  those  who  were  so  kind 
to  him. 

The  children,  who  are  always  house  tell-tales,  soon  made 
him  acquainted  with  the  little  history  of  the  house  and  family. 
Papa  had  been  to  London  twice.  Papa  often  went  away  now. 
Papa  had  taken  Beatrix  to  Westlands,  where  she  was  taller 
than  Sir  George  Harper's  second  daughter,  though  she  was 
two  years  older.  Papa  had  taken  Beatrix  and  Frank  both  to 
Bellminster,  where  Frank  had  got  the  better  of  Lord  Bell- 
minster's  son  in  a  boxing-match — my  lord,  laughing,  told 
Harry  afterwards.  Many  gentlemen  came  to  stop  with  papa, 
and  papa  had  gotten  a  new  game  from  London,  a  French 
game,  called  a  billiard — that  the  French  king  played  it  very 
well ;  and  the  Dowager  Lady  Castlewood  had  sent  Miss 
Beatrix  a  present ;  and  papa  had  gotten  a  new  chaise,  with 
two  little  horses,  which  he  drove  himself,  beside  the  coach, 
which  mamma  went  in ;  and  Dr.  Tusher  was  a  cross  old 
plague,  and  they  did  not  like  to  learn  from  him  at  all ;  and 
papa  did  not  care  about  them  learning,  and  laughed  when 
they  were  at  their  books  ;  but  mamma  liked  them  to  learn, 
and  taught  them  :  and  "  I  don't  think  papa  is  fond  of  mamma," 
said  Miss  Beatrix,  with  her  great  eyes.  She  had  come  quite 
close  up  to  Harry  Esmond  by  the  time  this  prattle  took 
place,  and  was  on  his  knee,  and  had  examined  all  the  points 
of  his  dress,  and  all  the  good  or  bad  features  of  his  homely 
face. 


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"You  shouldn't  say  that  papa  is  not  fond  of  mamma," 
said  the  boy,  at  this  confession.  "  Mamma  never  said  so  ; 
and  mamma  forbade  you  to  say  it,  Miss  Beatrix." 

'Twas  this,  no  doubt,  that  accounted  for  the  sadness  in 
Lady  Castlewood's  eyes,  and  the  plaintive  vibrations  of  her 
voice.  Who  does  not  know  of  eyes,  lighted  by  love  once, 
where  the  flame  shines  no  more  ? — of  lamps  extinguished, 
once  properly  trimmed  and  tended?  Every  man  has  such  in 
his  house.  Such  mementoes  make  our  splendidest  chambers 
look  blank  and  sad ;  such  faces  seen  in  a  day  cast  a  gloom 
upon  our  sunshine.  So  oaths  mutually  sworn,  and  invocations 
of  Heaven,  and  priestly  ceremonies,  and  fond  belief,  and  love, 
so  fond  and  faithful,  that  it  never  doubted  but  that  it  should 
live  for  ever,  are  all  of  no  avail  towards  making  love  eternal : 
it  dies,  in  spite  of  the  banns  and  the  priest ;  and  I  have  often 
thought  there  should  be  a  visitation  of  the  sick  for  it ;  and  a 
funeral  service,  and  an  extreme  unction,  and  an  abi  in  pace. 
It  has  its  course,  like  all  mortal  things  —  its  beginning, 
progress,  and  decay.  It  buds,  and  it  blooms  out  into  sun- 
shine, and  it  withers  and  ends.  Strephon  and  Chloe  languish 
apart :  join  in  a  rapture :  and  presently  you  hear  that  Chloe 
is  crying,  and  Strephon  has  broken  his  crook  across  her  back. 
Can  you  mend  it  so  as  to  show  no  marks  of  rupture,?  Not 
all  the  priests  of  Hymen,  not  all  the  incantations  to  the  gods, 
can  make  it  whole  ! 

Waking  up  from  dreams,  books,  and  visions  of  College 
honours,  in  which,  for  two  years,  Harry  Esmond  had  been 
immersed,  he  found  himself  instantly,  on  his  return  home,  in 
the  midst  of  this  actual  tragedy  of  life,  which  absorbed  and 
interested  him  more  than  all  his  tutor  taught  him.  The  persons 
whom  he  loved  best  in  the  world,  and  to  whom  he  owed  most, 
were  living  unhappily  together.  The  gentlest  and  kindest  of 
women  was  suffering  ill-usage  and  shedding  tears  in  secret :  the 
man  who  made  her  wretched  by  neglect,  if  not  by  violence,  was 
Harry's  benefactor  and  patron.  In  houses  where,  in  place  of 
that  sacred,  inmost  flame  of  love,  there  is  discord  at  the 
centre,  the  whole  household  becomes  hypocritical,  and  each 
lies  to  his  neighbour.  The  husband  (or  it  may  be  the  wife) 
lies  when  the  visitor  comes  in,  and  wears  a  grin  of  reconcilia- 
tion or  politeness  before  him.  The  wife  lies  (indeed,  her 
business  is  to  do  that,  and  to  smile,  however  much  she  is 
beaten),  swallows  her  tears,  and  lies  to  her  lord  and  master ; 


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lies  in  bidding  little  Jacky  respect  dear  papa ;  lies  in  assuring 
grandpapa  that  she  is  perfectly  happy.  The  servants  lie^ 
wearing  grave  faces  behind  their  master's  chair,  and  pretend- 
ing to  be  unconscious  of  the  fighting;  and  so,  from  morning 
till  bed-time,  life  is  passed  in  falsehood.  And  wiseacres  call 
this  a  proper  regard  of  morals,  and  point  out  Baucis  and 
Philemon  as  examples  of  a  good  life. 

If  my  lady  did  not  speak  of  her  griefs  to  Harry  Esmond, 
my  lord  was  by  no  means  reserved  when  in  his  cups,  and 
spoke  his  mind  very  freely,  bidding  Harry,  in  his  coarse 
way,  and  with  his  blunt  language,  beware  of  all  women, 
as  cheats,  jades,  jilts,  and  using  other  unmistakable  mono- 
syllables in  speaking  of  them.  Indeed,  'twas  the  fashion  of 
the  day,  as  I  must  own  ;  and  there's  not  a  writer  of  my  time 
of  any  note,  with  the  exception  of  poor  Dick  Steele,  that 
does  not  speak  of  a  woman  as  of  a  slave,  and  scorn  and  use 
her  as  such.  Mr.  Pope,  Mr.  Congreve,  Mr.  Addison,  Mr. 
Gay,  every  one  of  'em,  sing  in  this  key ;  each  according  to 
his  nature  and  politeness  ;  and  louder  and  fouler  than  all 
in  abuse  is  Dr.  Swift,  who  spoke  of  them  as  he  treated  them, 
worst  of  all. 

Much  of  the  quarrels  and  hatred  which  arise  between 
married  people  come,  in  my  mind,  from  the  husband's  rage 
and  revolt  at  discovering  that  his  slave  and  bed-fellow,  who  is 
to  minister  to  all  his  wishes,  and  is  church-sworn  to  honour 
and  obey  him,  is  his  superior  ;  and  that  /?<-,  and  not  she,  ought  to 
be  the  subordinate  of  the  twain  ;  and  in  these  controversies, 
I  think,  lay  the  cause  of  my  lord's  anger  against  his  lady. 
When  he  left  her,  she  began  to  think  for  herself,  and  her 
thoughts  were  not  in  his  favour.  After  the  illumination,  when 
the  love-lamp  is  put  out  that  anon  we  spoke  of,  and  by  the 
common  daylight  you  look  at  the  picture,  what  a  daub  it 
looks !  what  a  clumsy  effigy  !  How  many  men  and  wives 
come  to  this  knowledge,  think  you  ?  And  if  it  be  painful 
to  a  woman  to  find  herself  mated  for  life  to  a  boor,  and 
ordered  to  love  and  honour  a  dullard,  it  is  worse  still  for  the 
man  himself  perhaps,  whenever  in  his  dim  comprehension  the 
idea  dawns  that  his  slave  and  drudge  yonder  is,  in  truth,  his 
superior  ;  that  the  woman  who  does  his  l)idding,  and  submits  to 
his  humour,  should  be  his  lord  ;  that  she  can  think  a  thousand 
things  beyond  the  power  of  his  muddled  brains  ;  and  that  in 
yonder  head,  on  the  pillow  opposite  to  him,  lie  a  thousand 


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feelings,  mysteries  of  thought,  latent  scorns  and  rebellions, 
whereof  he  only  dimly  perceives  the  existence  as  they  look  out 
furtively  from  her  eyes  :  treasures  of  love  doomed  to  perish 
without  a  hand  to  gather  them  ;  sweet  fancies  and  images  of 
beauty  that  would  grow  and  unfold  themselves  into  flower  ; 
bright  wit  that  would  shine  like  diamonds  could  it  be  brought 
into  the  sun  :  and  the  tyrant  in  possession  crushes  the  out- 
break of  all  these,  drives  them  back  like  slaves  into  the 
dungeon  and  darkness,  and  chafes  without  that  his  prisoner  is 
rebellious,  and  his  sworn  subject  undutiful  and  refractory.  So 
the  lamp  was  out  in  Castlewood  Hall,  and  the  lord  and  lady 
there  saw  each  other  as  they  were.  With  her  illness  and 
altered  beauty  my  lord's  fire  for  his  wife  disappeared ;  with 
his  selfishness  and  faithlessness  her  foolish  fiction  of  love  and 
reverence  was  rent  away.  Love? — who  is  to  love  what  is  base 
and  unlovely  ?  Respect?  —  who  is  to  respect  what  is  gross 
and  sensual  ?  Not  all  the  marriage  oaths  sworn  before  all  the 
parsons,  cardinals,  ministers,  muftis,  and  rabbins  in  the  world 
can  bind  to  that  monstrous  allegiance.  This  couple  was 
living  apart  then  :  the  woman  happy  to  be  allowed  to  love  and 
tend  her  children  (who  were  never  of  her  own  goodwill  away 
from  her),  and  thankful  to  have  saved  such  treasures  as  these 
out  of  the  wreck  in  which  the  better  part  of  her  heart  went 
down. 

These  young  ones  had  had  no  instructors  save  their  mother, 
and  Doctor  Tusher  for  their  theology,  occasionally,  and  had 
made  more  progress  than  might  have  been  expected  under  a 
tutor  so  indulgent  and  fond  as  Lady  Castlewood.  Beatrix 
could  sing  and  dance  like  a  nymph.  Her  voice  was  her 
father's  delight  after  dinner.  She  ruled  over  the  house  with 
little  imperial  ways  which  her  parents  coaxed  and  laughed  at. 
She  had  long  learned  the  value  of  her  bright  eyes,  and  tried 
experiments  in  coquetry,  ifi  corpore  vili,  upon  rusticks  and 
country  squires,  until  she  should  prepare  to  conquer  the  world 
and  the  fashion.  She  put  on  a  new  ribbon  to  welcome  Harry 
Esmond,  made  eyes  at  him,  and  directed  her  young  smiles  at 
him,  not  a  little  to  the  amusement  of  the  young  man,  and  the 
joy  of  her  father,  who  laughed  his  great  laugh,  and  encouraged 
her  in  her  thousand  anticks.  Lady  Castlewood  watched  the 
child  gravely  and  sadly  :  the  little  one  was  pert  in  her  replies 
to  her  mother,  yet  eager  in  her  protestations  of  love  and 
promises  of  amendment ;  and  as  ready  to  cry  (after  a  little 


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quarrel  brought  on  by  her  own  giddiness)  until  she  had  won 
back  her  mamma's  favour,  as  she  was  to  risk  the  kind  lady's 
displeasure  by  fresh  outbreaks  of  restless  vanity.  From  her 
mother's  sad  looks  she  fled  to  her  father's  chair  and  boozy 
laughter.  She  already  set  the  one  against  the  other  :  and  the 
little  rogue  delighted  in  the  mischief  which  she  knew  how  to 
make  so  early. 

The  young  heir  of  Castlewood  was  spoiled  by  father  and 
mother  both.  He  took  their  caresses  as  men  do,  and  as  if 
they  were  his  right.  He  had  his  hawks  and  his  spaniel  dog, 
his  little  horse,  and  his  beagles.  He  had  learned  to  ride  and 
to  drink,  and  to  shoot  flying;  and  he  had  a  small  court,  the 
sons  of  the  huntsman  and  woodman,  as  became  the  heir- 
apparent,  taking  after  the  example  of  my  lord  his  father.  If 
he  had  a  headache,  his  mother  was  as  much  frightened  as  if 
the  plague  were  in  the  house  :  my  lord  laughed  and  jeered  in 
his  abrupt  way — (indeed  'twas  on  the  day  after  New  Year's 
Day,  and  an  excess  of  mince-pie) — and  said  with  some  of  his 
usual  oaths,  "  D — n  it,  Harry  Esmond — you  see  how  my 
lady  takes  on  about  Frank's  megrim.  She  used  to  be  sorry 
about  me,  my  boy  (pass  the  tankard,  Harry),  and  to  be 
frighted  if  I  had  a  headache  once.  She  don't  care  about  my 
head  now.  They're  like  that  —  women  are  —  all  the  same, 
Harry,  all  jilts  in  their  hearts.  Stick  to  College — stick  to 
punch  and  Buttery  ale ;  and  never  see  a  woman  that's  hand- 
somer than  an  old  cinder- faced  bed-maker.  That's  my 
counsel." 

It  was  my  lord's  custom  to  fling  out  many  jokes  of  this 
nature,  in  presence  of  his  wife  and  children,  at  meals — clumsy 
sarcasms  which  my  lady  turned  many  a  time,  or  which, 
sometimes,  she  affected  not  to  hear,  or  which  now  and  again 
would  hit  their  mark  and  make  the  poor  victim  wince  (as  you 
could  see  by  her  flushing  face  and  eyes  filling  wath  tears),  or 
which  again  worked  her  up  to  anger  and  retort,  when,  in  answer 
to  one  of  these  heavy  bolts,  she  would  flash  back  with  a  quiver- 
ing reply.  The  pair  were  not  happy  ;  nor  indeed  was  it  happy 
to  be  with  them.  Alas,  that  youthful  love  and  truth  should 
end  in  bitterness  and  bankruptcy  !  To  see  a  young  couple 
loving  each  other  is  no  wonder  ;  but  to  see  an  old  couple 
loving  each  other  is  the  best  sight  of  all.  Harry  Esmond 
became  the  confidant  of  one  and  the  other — that  is,  my  lord 
told  the  lad  all  his  griefs  and  wrongs  (which  were,  indeed^,  of 


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Lord  Castlewood's  own  making),  and  Harry  divined  my 
lady's;  his  affection  leading  him  easily  to  penetrate  the 
hypocrisy  under  which  Lady  Castlewood  generally  chose  to 
go  disguised,  and  to  see  her  heart  aching  whilst  her  face 
wore  a  smile.  'Tis  a  hard  task  for  women  in  hfe,  that  mask 
which  the  world  bids  them  wear.  But  there  is  no  greater 
crime  than  for  a  woman,  who  is  ill-used  and  unhappy,  to 
show  that  she  is  so.  The  world  is  quite  relentless  about 
bidding  her  to  keep  a  cheerful  face  ;  and  our  women,  like 
the  Malabar  wives,  are  forced  to  go  smiling  and  painted  to 
sacrifice  themselves  with  their  husbands;  their  relations  being 
the  most  eager  to  push  them  on  to  their  duty,  and,  under 
their  shouts  and  applauses,  to  smother  and  hush  their  cries 
of  pain. 

So,  into  the  sad  secret  of  his  patron's  household  Harry 
Esmond  became  initiated,  he  scarce  knew  how.  It  had  passed 
under  his  eyes  two  years  before,  when  he  could  not  understand 
it ;  but  reading,  and  thought,  and  experience  of  men  had 
oldened  him  ;  and  one  of  the  deepest  sorrows  of  a  life  which 
had  never,  in  truth,  been  very  happy  came  upon  him  now, 
when  he  was  compelled  to  understand  and  pity  a  grief  which 
he  stood  quite  powerless  to  relieve. 

It  hath  been  said  my  lord  would  never  take  the  oath  of 
allegiance,  nor  his  seat  as  a  peer  of  the  kingdom  of  Ireland, 
where,  indeed,  he  had  but  a  nominal  estate ;  and  refused  an 
English  peerage  which  King  William's  Government  offered  him 
as  a  bribe  to  secure  his  loyalty. 

He  might  have  accepted  this,  and  would  doubtless,  but  for 
the  earnest  remonstrances  of  his  wife  (who  ruled  her  husband's 
opinions  better  than  she  could  govern  his  conduct),  and  who, 
being  a  simple-hearted  woman  with  but  one  rule  of  faith  and 
right,  never  thought  of  swerving  from  her  fidelity  to  the  exiled 
family,  or  of  recognising  any  other  sovereign  but  King  James  ; 
and  though  she  acquiesced  in  the  doctrine  of  obedience  to  the 
reigning  power,  no  temptation,  she  thought,  could  induce  her 
to  acknowledge  the  Prince  of  Orange  as  rightful  monarch,  nor 
to  let  her  lord  so  acknowledge  him.  So  my  Lord  Castlewood 
remained  a  nonjuror  all  his  life  nearly,  though  his  self-denial 
caused  him  many  a  pang,  and  left  him  sulky  and  out  of 
humour. 

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William's  life,  'tis  known  there  were  constant  intrigues  for  the 
restoration  of  the  exiled  family ;  but  if  my  Lord  Castlewood 
took  any  share  of  these,  as  is  probable,  'twas  only  for  a  short 
time,  and  when  Harry  Esmond  was  too  young  to  be  introduced 
into  such  important  secrets. 

But  in  the  year  1695,  when  that  conspiracy  of  Sir  John 
Fenwick,  Colonel  Lowick,  and  others  was  set  on  foot,  for 
waylaying  King  William  as  he  came  from  Hampton  Court  to 
London,  and  a  secret  plot  was  formed,  in  which  a  vast  number 
of  the  nobility  and  people  of  honour  were  engaged.  Father 
Holt  appeared  at  Castlewood,  and  brought  a  young  friend  with 
him,  a  gentleman  whom  'twas  easy  to  see  that  both  my  lord 
and  the  Father  treated  with  uncommon  deference.  Harry 
Esmond  saw  this  gentleman,  and  knew  and  recognised  him 
in  after-life,  as  shall  be  shown  in  its  place ;  and  he  has  little 
doubt  now  that  my  Lord  Viscount  was  implicated  somewhat 
in  the  transactions  which  always  kept  Father  Holt  employed 
and  travelling  hither  and  thither  under  a  dozen  of  different 
names  and  disguises.  The  Father's  companion  went  by  the 
name  of  Captain  James ;  and  it  was  under  a  very  different 
name  and  appearance  that  Harry  Esmond  afterwards  saw 
him. 

It  was  the  next  year  that  the  Fenwick  conspiracy  blew  up, 
which  is  a  matter  of  publick  history  now,  and  which  ended  in 
the  execution  of  Sir  John  and  many  more,  who  suffered  man- 
fully for  their  treason,  and  who  were  attended  to  Tyburn  by 
my  lady's  father.  Dean  Armstrong,  Mr.  Collier,  and  other 
stout  nonjuring  clergymen,  who  absolved  them  at  the  gallows- 
foot. 

'Tis  known  that  when  Sir  John  was  apprehended,  discovery 
was  made  of  a  great  number  of  names  of  gentlemen  engaged 
in  the  conspiracy :  when,  with  a  noble  wisdom  and  clemency, 
the  Prince  burned  the  list  of  conspirators  furnished  to  him, 
and  said  he  would  know  no  more.  Now  it  was,  after  this,  that 
Lord  Castlewood  swore  his  great  oath,  that  he  would  never, 
so  help  him  Heaven,  be  engaged  in  any  transaction  against 
that  brave  and  merciful  man ;  and  so  he  told  Holt  when  the 
indefatigable  priest  visited  him,  and  would  have  had  him 
engage  in  a  farther  conspiracy.  After  this  my  lord  ever  spoke 
of  King  William  as  he  was — as  one  of  the  wisest,  the  bravest, 
and  the  greatest  of  men.  My  Lady  Esmond  (for  her  part) 
said  she  could  never  pardon  the  King,  first,  for  ousting  his 


1b URN   MY  Fingers  127 

father-in-law  from  his  throne  ;  and,  secondly,  for  not  being  con- 
stant to  his  wife,  the  Princess  Mary.  Indeed,  I  think  if  Nero 
were  to  rise  again,  and  be  king  of  England,  and  a  good  family 
man,  the  ladies  would  pardon  him.  My  lord  laughed  at  his 
wife's  objections — the  standard  of  virtue  did  not  fit  him 
much. 

The  last  conference  which  Mr.  Holt  had  with  his  lordship 
took  place  when  Harry  was  come  home  for  his  first  vacation 
from  College  (Harry  saw  his  old  tutor  but  for  a  half-hour,  and 
exchanged  no  private  words  with  him),  and  their  talk,  what- 
ever it  might  be,  left  my  Lord  Viscount  very  much  disturbed 
in  mind — so  much  so,  that  his  wife,  and  his  young  kinsman, 
Henry  Esmond,  could  not  but  observe  his  disquiet.  After 
Holt  was  gone,  my  lord  rebuffed  Esmond,  and  again  treated 
him  with  the  greatest  deference ;  he  shunned  his  wife's  ques- 
tions and  company,  and  looked  at  his  children  with  such  a 
face  of  gloom  and  anxiety,  muttering,  "  Poor  children — poor 
children  !  "  in  a  way  that  could  not  but  fill  those  whose  life  it 
was  to  watch  him  and  obey  him  with  great  alarm.  For  which 
gloom,  each  person  interested  in  the  Lord  Castlewood  framed 
in  his  or  her  own  mind  an  interpretation. 

My  lady,  with  a  laugh  of  cruel  bitterness,  said,  "  I  suppose 
the  person  at  Hexton  has  been  ill,  or  has  scolded  him "  (for 
my  lord's  infatuation  about  Mrs.  Marwood  was  known  only 
too  well).  Young  Esmond  feared  for  his  money  affairs,  into 
the  condition  of  which  he  had  been  initiated ;  and  that  the 
expenses,  always  greater  than  his  revenue,  had  caused  Lord 
Castlewood  disquiet. 

One  of  the  causes  why  my  Lord  Viscount  had  taken  young 
Esmond  into  his  special  favour  was  a  trivial  one,  that  hath 
not  before  been  mentioned,  though  it  was  a  very  lucky  accident 
in  Henry  Esmond's  life.  A  very  few  months  after  my  lord's 
coming  to  Castlewood,  in  the  winter -time  —  the  little  boy, 
being  a  child  in  a  petticoat,  trotting  about — it  happened  that 
little  Frank  was  with  his  father  after  dinner,  who  fell  asleep 
over  his  wine,  heedless  of  the  child,  who  crawled  to  the  fire  ; 
and,  as  good  fortune  would  have  it,  Esmond  was  sent  by  his 
mistress  for  the  boy  just  as  the  poor  little  screaming  urchin's 
coat  was  set  on  fire  by  a  log ;  when  Esmond,  rushing  forward, 
tore  the  dress  off  the  infant,  so  that  his  own  hands  were 
burned  more  than  the  child's,  who  was  frightened  rather  than 
hurt  by  this  accident.     But  certainly  'twas  providential  that  a 


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resolute  person  should  have  come  in  at  that  instant,  or  the 
child  had  been  burned  to  death  probably,  my  lord  sleeping 
very  heavily  after  drinking,  and  not  waking  so  cool  as  a  man 
should  who  had  a  danger  to  face. 

Ever  after  this  the  father,  loud  in  his  expressions  of  re- 
morse and  humility  for  being  a  tipsy  good-for-nothing,  and  of 
admiration  for  Harry  Esmond,  whom  his  lordship  would  style 
a  hero  for  doing  a  very  trifling  service,  had  the  tenderest 
regard  for  his  son's  preserver,  and  Harry  became  quite  as  one 
of  the  family.  His  burns  were  tended  with  the  greatest  care 
by  his  kind  mistress,  who  said  that  Heaven  had  sent  him  to 
be  the  guardian  of  her  children,  and  that  she  would  love  him 
all  her  life. 

And  it  was  after  this,  and  from  the  very  great  love  and 
tenderness  which  had  grown  up  in  this  little  household,  rather 
than  to  the  exhortations  of  Dean  Armstrong  (though  these  had 
no  small  weight  with  him),  that  Harry  came  to  be  quite  of  the 
religion  of  his  house  and  his  dear  mistress,  of  which  he  has 
ever  since  been  a  professing  member.  As  for  Dr.  Tusher's 
boasts  that  he  was  the  cause  of  this  conversion — even  in  these 
young  days  Mr.  Esmond  had  such  a  contempt  for  the  Doctor, 
that  had  Tusher  bade  him  believe  anything  (which  he  did 
not — never  meddling  at  all),  Harry  would  that  instant  have 
questioned  the  truth  on't. 

My  lady  seldom  drank  wine ;  but  on  certain  days  of  the 
year,  such  as  birthdays  (poor  Harry  had  never  a  one)  and 
anniversaries,  she  took  a  little ;  and  this  day,  the  29th 
December,  was  one.  At  the  end,  then,  of  this  year,  '96, 
it  might  have  been  a  fortnight  after  Mr.  Holt's  last  visit, 
Lord  Castlewood  being  still  very  gloomy  in  mind,  and  sit- 
ting at  table — my  lady,  bidding  a  servant  bring  her  a  glass 
of  wine,  and  looking  at  her  husband  with  one  of  her  sweet 
smiles,  said — 

"  My  lord,  will  you  not  fill  a  bumper  too,  and  let  me  call 
a  toast  ? " 

"What  is  it,  Rachel?"  says  he,  holding  out  his  empty 
glass  to  be  filled. 

"'Tis  the  29th  of  December,"  says  my  lady,  with  her  fond 
look  of  gratitude  ;  "and  my  toast  is,  '  Harry — and  God  bless 
him,  who  saved  my  boy's  life  ! ' " 

My  lord  looked  at  Harry  hard,  and  drank  the  glass,  but 
clapped  it  down  on  the  table  in  a  moment,  and,  with  a  sort 


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of  groan,  rose  up,  and  went  out  of  the  room.  What  was 
the  matter  ?  We  all  knew  that  some  great  grief  was  over 
him. 

Whether  my  lord's  prudence  had  made  him  richer,  or 
legacies  had  fallen  to  him,  which  enabled  him  to  support  a 
greater  establishment  than  that  frugal  one  which  had  been 
too  much  for  his  small  means,  Harry  Esmond  knew  not,  but 
the  house  of  Castlewood  was  now  on  a  scale  much  more  costly 
than  it  had  been  during  the  first  years  of  his  lordship's  coming 
to  the  title.  There  were  more  horses  in  the  stable  and  more 
servants  in  the  hall,  and  many  more  guests  coming  and  going 
now  than  formerly,  when  it  was  found  difiicult  enough  by  the 
strictest  economy  to  keep  the  house  as  befitted  one  of  his 
lordship's  rank,  and  the  estate  out  of  debt.  i\nd  it  did  not 
require  very  much  penetration  to  find  that  many  of  the  new 
acquaintances  at  Castlewood  were  not  agreeable  to  the  lady 
there  :  not  that  she  ever  treated  them  or  any  mortal  with 
anything  but  courtesy ;  but  they  were  persons  who  could  not 
be  welcome  to  her,  and  whose  society  a  lady  so  refined  and 
reserved  could  scarce  desire  for  her  children.  There  came 
fuddling  squires  from  the  country  round,  who  bawled  their 
songs  under  her  windows  and  drank  themselves  tipsy  with 
my  lord's  punch  and  ale :  there  came  officers  from  Hexton, 
in  whose  company  our  little  lord  was  made  to  hear  talk  and 
to  drink,  and  swear  too,  in  a  way  that  made  the  delicate  lady 
tremble  for  her  son.  Esmond  tried  to  console  her  by  saying 
what  he  knew  of  his  College  experience  :  that  with  this  sort  of 
company  and  conversation  a  man  must  fall  in  sooner  or  later 
in  his  course  through  the  world  ;  and  it  mattered  very  little 
whether  he  heard  it  at  twelve  years  old  or  twenty — the  youths 
who  quitted  mothers'  apron-strings  the  latest  being  not  un- 
commonly the  wildest  rakes.  But  it  was  about  her  daughter 
that  Lady  Castlewood  was  the  most  anxious,  and  the  danger 
which  she  thought  menaced  the  little  Beatrix  from  the  indul- 
gencies  which  her  father  gave  her  (it  must  be  owned  that 
my  lord,  since  these  unhappy  domestick  differences  especially, 
was  at  once  violent  in  his  language  to  the  children  when 
angry,  as  he  was  too  familiar,  not  to  say  coarse,  when  he  was 
in  a  good  humour),  and  from  the  company  into  which  the 
careless  lord  brought  the  child. 

Not  very  far  off  from  Castlewood  is  Sark  Castle,  where  the 
Marchioness  of  Sark  lived,  who  was  known  to  have  been  a 

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130      The  History  of  Henry   Esmond 

mistress  of  the  late  King  Charles — and  to  this  house,  whither, 
indeed,  a  great  part  of  the  county  gentry  went,  my  lord  in- 
sisted upon  going,  not  only  himself,  but  on  taking  his  little 
daughter  and  son,  to  play  with  the  children  there.  The 
children  were  nothing  loth,  for  the  house  was  splendid  and 
the  welcome  kind  enough.  But  my  lady,  justly  no  doubt, 
thought  that  the  children  of  such  a  mother  as  that  noted 
Lady  Sark  had  been,  could  be  no  good  company  for  her  two ; 
and  spoke  her  mind  to  her  lord.  His  own  language  when 
he  was  thwarted  was  not,  indeed,  of  the  gentlest :  to  be  brief, 
there  was  a  family  dispute  on  this,  as  there  had  been  on  many 
other  points ;  and  the  lady  was  not  only  forced  to  give  in, 
for  the  other's  will  was  law — nor  could  she,  on  account  of 
their  tender  age,  tell  her  children  what  was  the  nature  of  her 
objection  to  their  visit  of  pleasure,  or,  indeed,  mention  to  them 
any  objection  at  all — but  she  had  the  additional  secret  mortifi- 
cation to  find  them  returning  delighted  with  their  new  friends, 
loaded  with  presents  from  them,  and  eager  to  be  allowed  to 
go  back  to  a  place  of  such  delights  as  Sark  Castle.  Every 
year  she  thought  the  company  there  would  be  more  dangerous 
to  her  daughter,  as  from  a  child  Beatrix  grew  to  a  woman,  and 
her  daily  increasing  beauty,  and  many  faults  of  character  too, 
expanded. 

It  was  Harry  Esmond's  lot  to  see  one  of  the  visits  which 
the  old  Lady  of  Sark  paid  to  the  Lady  of  Castlewood  Hall ; 
whither  she  came  in  state  with  six  chestnut  horses  and  blue 
ribbons,  a  page  on  each  carriage  -  step,  a  gentleman  of  the 
horse,  and  armed  servants  riding  before  and  behind  her.  And 
but  that  it  was  unpleasant  to  see  1-ady  Castlewood's  face,  it 
was  amusing  to  watch  the  behaviour  of  the  two  enemies  :  the 
frigid  i)atience  of  the  younger  lady,  and  the  unconquerable 
good  humour  of  the  elder — who  would  see  no  offence  what- 
ever her  rival  intended,  and  who  never  ceased  to  smile  and 
to  laugh,  and  to  coax  the  children,  and  to  pay  compliments 
to  every  man,  woman,  child,  nay  dog,  or  chair  and  table,  in 
Castlewood,  so  bent  was  she  upon  admiring  everything  there. 
She  lauded  the  children,  and  wished — as,  indeed,  she  well  might 
— that  her  own  family  had  been  brought  up  as  well  as  those 
cherubs.  She  had  never  seen  such  a  complexion  as  dear 
Beatrix's — though,  to  be  sure,  she  had  a  right  to  it  from  father 
and  mother — Lady  Castlewood's  was  indeed  a  wonder  of  fresh- 
ness, and  Lady  Sark  sighed  to  think  she  had  not  been  born 


LadySark  131 

a  fair  woman;  and  remarking  Harry  Esmond,  with  a  fascinating 
superannuated  smile,  she  compHmented  him  on  his  wit,  which 
she  said  she  could  see  from  his  eyes  and  forehead  ;  and  vowed 
that  she  never  would  have  him  at  Sark  until  her  daughter  were 
out  of  the  way. 


"^i3^ 


After  dinner  they  played  boiuls 


CHAPTER  XII 


MY    LORD    MOHUN    COMES    AMONG    US    FOR    NO    GOOD 


THERE  had  ridden  along  with  this  old  Princess's  caval- 
cade two  gentlemen  :  her  son,  my  Lord  Eirebrace,  and 
his  friend  my  Lord  Mohun,  who  both  were  greeted  with 
a  great  deal  of  cordiality  by  the  hospitable  Lord  of  Castlewood. 
My  Lord  Eirebrace  was  but  a  feeble-minded  and  weak  limbed 
young  nobleman,  small  in  stature  and  limited  in  understanding 
— to  judge  from  the  talk  young  Esmond  had  with  him;  but 


MOHUN  133 

the  other  was  a  person  of  a  handsome  presence,  with  the  hel 
air,  and  a  bright,  daring,  warlike  aspect,  which,  according  to  the 
chronicle  of  those  days,  had  already  achieved  for  him  the  con- 
quest of  several  beauties  and  toasts.  He  had  fought  and  con- 
quered in  France,  as  well  as  in  Flanders;  he  had  served  a  couple 
of  campaigns  with  the  Prince  of  Baden  on  the  Danube,  and 
witnessed  the  rescue  of  Vienna  from  the  Turk.  And  he  spoke  of 
his  military  exploits  pleasantly,  and  with  the  manly  freedom  of 
a  soldier,  so  as  to  delight  all  his  hearers  at  Castlewood,  who 
were  little  accustomed  to  meet  a  companion  so  agreeable. 

On  the  first  day  this  noble  company  came,  my  lord  would 
not  hear  of  their  departure  before  dinner,  and  carried  away  the 
gentlemen  to  amuse  them,  whilst  his  wife  was  left  to  do  the 
honours  of  her  house  to  the  old  Marchioness  and  her  daughter 
within.  They  looked  at  the  stables,  where  my  Lord  Mohun 
praised  the  horses,  though  there  was  but  a  poor  show  there  : 
they  walked  over  the  old  house  and  gardens,  and  fought  the 
siege  of  Oliver's  time  over  again  :  they  played  a  game  of 
rackets  in  the  old  court,  where  the  Lord  Castlewood  beat  my 
Lord  Mohun,  who  said  he  loved  ball  of  all  things,  and  would 
quickly  come  back  to  Castlewood  for  his  revenge.  After 
dinner  they  played  bowls,  and  drank  punch  in  the  green  alley ; 
and  when  they  parted  they  were  sworn  friends,  my  Lord  Castle- 
wood kissing  the  other  lord  before  he  mounted  on  horseback, 
and  pronouncing  him  the  best  companion  he  had  met  for 
many  a  long  day.  All  night  long,  over  his  tobacco-pipe,  Castle- 
wood did  not  cease  to  talk  to  Harry  Esmond  in  praise  of  his 
new  friend,  and,  in  fact,  did  not  leave  off  speaking  of  him  until  his 
lordship  was  so  tipsy  that  he  could  not  speak  plainly  any  more. 

At  breakfast  next  day  it  was  the  same  talk  renewed ;  and 
when  my  lady  said  there  was  something  free  in  the  Lord 
Mohun's  looks  and  manner  of  speech  which  caused  her  to 
mistrust  him,  her  lord  burst  out  with  one  of  his  laughs  and 
oaths;  said  that  he  never  liked  man,  woman,  or  beast,  but 
what  she  was  sure  to  be  jealous  of  it ;  that  Mohun  was  the 
prettiest  fellow  in  England ;  that  he  hoped  to  see  more  of  him 
whilst  in  the  country ;  and  that  he  would  let  Mohun  know 
what  my  Lady  Prude  said  of  him. 

"Indeed,"  Lady  Castlewood  said,  "I  liked  his  conversation 
well  enough.  'Tis  more  amusing  than  that  of  most  people  I 
know.  I  thought  it,  I  own,  too  free  ;  not  from  what  he  said, 
as  rather  from  what  he  implied." 


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"  Psha  !  your  ladyship  does  not  know  the  world,"  said  her 
husband;  "and  you  have  always  been  as  squeamish  as  when 
you  were  a  miss  of  fifteen." 

"You  found  no  fault  when  I  was  a  miss  at  fifteen." 

'•Begad,  madam,  you  are  grown  too  old  for  a  pinafore  now; 
and  I  hold  that  'tis  for  me  to  judge  what  company  my  wife 
shall  see,"  said  my  lord,  slapping  the  table. 

"  Indeed,  Francis,  I  never  thought  otherwise,"  answered 
my  lady,  rising  and  dropping  him  a  curtsey,  in  which  stately 
action,  if  there  was  obedience,  there  was  defiance  too ;  and  in 
which  a  bystander  deeply  interested  in  the  happiness  of  that 
pair  as  Harry  Esmond  was,  might  see  how  hopelessly  separated 
they  were  ;  what  a  great  gulf  of  difference  and  discord  had  run 
between  them  ! 

"  By  G— d  !  Mohun  is  the  best  fellow  in  England  ;  and  I'll 
invite  him  here,  just  to  plague  that  woman.  Did  you  ever  see 
such  a  frigid  insolence  as  it  is,  Harry?  That's  the  way  she 
treats  me,"  he  broke  out,  storming,  and  his  face  growing  red 
as  he  clenched  his  fists  and  went  on.  "  I'm  nobody  in  my 
own  house.  I'm  to  be  the  humble  servant  of  that  parson's 
daughter.  By  Jove  !  I'd  rather  she  should  fling  the  dish  at 
my  head  than   sneer  at  me  as  she  does.     She  puts   me  to 

shame  before  the  children  with  her  d d  airs  ;   and,   I'll 

swear,  tells  Frank  and  Beaty  that  papa's  a  reprobate,  and  that 
they  ought  to  despise  me." 

"  Indeed  and  indeed,  sir,  I  never  heard  her  say  a  word  but 
of  respect  regarding  you,"  Harry  Esmond  interposed. 

"No,  curse  it!  I  wish  she  would  speak.  But  she  never 
does.  She  scorns  me,  and  holds  her  tongue.  She  keeps  off 
from  me  as  if  I  was  a  pestilence.  By  George  !  she  was  fond 
enough  of  her  pestilence  once.  And  when  I  came  a-courting, 
you  would  see  miss  blush— blush  red,  by  George  !  for  joy. 
Why,  what  do  you  think  she  said  to  me,  Harry?     She  said 

herself,  when  I  joked  with  her  about  her  d d  smiling  red 

cheeks  :  '  'Tis  as  they  do  at  Saint  James's ;  I  put  up  my  red 
flag  when  my  king  comes.'  I  was  the  king,  you  see,  she 
meant.  And  now,  sir,  look  at  her  !  I  believe  she  would  be 
glad  if  I  was  dead;  and  dead  I've  been  to  her  these  five 
years — ever  since  you  all  of  you  had  the  small-pox  :  and  she 
never  forgave  me  for  going  away." 

"Indeed,  my  lord,  though  'twas  hard  to  forgive,  I  think- 
my  mistress  forgave  it,"  Harry  Esmond  said  ;  "and  remember 


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how  eagerly  she  watched  your  lordship's  return,  and  how  sadly 
she  turned  away  when  she  saw  your  cold  looks.' 

"Damme!"  cries  out  my  lord;  "would  you  have  had  me 
wait  and  catch  the  small-pox  ?  Where  the  deuce  had  been  the 
good  of  that  ?  I'll  bear  danger  with  any  man — but  not  useless 
danger — no,  no.  I'hank  you  for  nothing.  And — you  nod  your 
head,  and  I  know  very  well,  Parson  Harry,  what  you  mean. 
There  was  the — the  other  affair  to  make  her  angry.  But  is  a 
woman  never  to  forgive  a  husband  who  goes  a-tripping?  Do 
you  take  me  for  a  saint  ?  " 

"  Indeed,  sir,  I  do  not,"  says  Harry,  with  a  smile. 

"  Since  that  time  my  wife's  as  cold  as  the  statue  at  Charing 
Cross.  I  tell  thee  she  has  no  forgiveness  in  her,  Henry.  Her 
coldness  blights  my  whole  life,  and  sends  me  to  the  punch- 
bowl, or  driving  about  the  country.  My  children  are  not  mine, 
but  hers,  whtn  we  are  together.  'Tis  only  when  she  is  out  of 
sight  with  her  abominable  cold  glances,  that  run  through  me, 
that  theyU  come  to  me,  and  that  I  dare  to  give  them  so  much 
as  a  kiss ;  and  that's  why  I  take  'em  and  love  'em  in  other 
people's  houses,  Harry.  I'm  killed  by  the  very  virtue  of  that 
proud  woman.  Virtue !  give  me  the  virtue  that  can  forgive  ; 
give  me  the  virtue  that  thinks  not  of  preserving  itself,  but  of 
making  other  folks  happy.  Damme,  what  matters  a  scar  or 
two  if 'tis  got  in  helping  a  friend  in  ill  fortune?" 

And  my  lord  again  slapped  the  table,  and  took  a  great 
draught  from  the  tankard.  Harry  Esmond  admired  as  he 
listened  to  him,  and  thought  how  the  poor  preacher  of  this 
self-sacrifice  had  fled  from  the  small-pox,  which  the  lady  had 
borne  so  cheerfully,  and  which  had  been  the  cause  of  so  much 
disunion  in  the  lives  of  all  in  this  house.  "  How  well  men 
preach  !  "  thought  the  young  man  ;  "  and  each  is  the  example 
in  his  own  sermon.  How  each  has  a  story  in  a  dispute,  and 
a  true  one,  too,  and  both  are  right,  or  wrong,  as  you  will !  " 
Harry's  heart  was  pained  within  him,  to  watch  the  struggles 
and  pangs  that  tore  the  breast  of  this  kind,  manly  friend  and 
protector. 

"  Indeed,  sir,"  said  he,  "  I  wish  to  God  that  my  mistress 
could  hear  you  speak  as  I  have  heard  you ;  she  would  know 
much  that  would  make  her  life  the  happier,  could  she  hear 
it."  But  my  lord  flung  away  with  one  of  his  oaths  and  a 
jeer  ;  he  said  that  Parson  Harry  was  a  good  fellow  :  but  that, 
as  for  women,  all  women  were  alike — all  jades,  and  heartless. 


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So  a  man  dashes  a  fine  vase  down,  and  despises  it  for  being 
broken.  It  may  be  worthless — true  ;  but  who  had  the  keep- 
ing of  it,  and  who  shattered  it  ? 

Harry,  who  would  have  given  his  life  to  make  his  bene- 
factress and  her  husband  happy,  bethought  him,  novv  that  he 
saw  what  my  lord's  state  of  mind  was,  and  that  he  really  had 
a  great  deal  of  that  love  left  in  his  heart,  and  ready  for  his 
wife's  acceptance,  if  she  would  take  it,  whether  he  could  not 
be  a  means  of  reconciliation  between  these  two  persons,  whom 
he  revered  the  most  in  the  world.  And  he  cast  about  how 
he  should  break  a  part  of  his  mind  to  his  mistress,  and  warn 
her  that,  in  his,  Harry's,  opinion  at  least,  her  husband  was  still 
her  admirer,  and  even  her  lover. 

But  he  found  the  subject  a  very  difficult  one  to  handle 
when  he  ventured  to  remonstrate,  which  he  did  in  the  very 
gravest  tone  (for  long  confidence  and  reiterated  proofs  of  de- 
votion and  loyalty  had  given  him  a  sort  of  authority  in  the 
house;,  which  he  resumed  as  soon  as  ever  he  returned  to  it)  ; 
and  with  a  speech  that  should  have  some  effect,  as,  indeed, 
it  was  uttered  with  the  speaker's  own  heart,  he  ventured 
most  gently  to  hint  to  his  adored  mistress,  that  she  was  doing 
her  husband  harm  by  her  ill  opinion  of  him,  and  that  the 
happiness  of  all  the  family  depended  upon  setting  her  right. 

She,  who  was  ordinarily  calm  and  most  gentle,  and  full  of 
smiles  and  soft  attentions,  flushed  up  when  young  Esmond 
so  spoke  to  her,  and  rose  from  her  chair,  looking  at  him 
with  a  haughtiness  and  indignation  that  he  had  never  before 
known  her  to  display.  She  was  (juite  an  altered  being  for  that 
moment ;  and  looked  an  angry  Princess  insulted  by  a  vassal. 

"  Have  you  ever  heard  me  utter  a  word  in  my  lord's  dis- 
paragement ? "  she  asked  hastily,  hissing  out  her  words,  and 
stamping  her  foot. 

"  Indeed,  no,"  Esmond  said,  looking  down. 

"Are  you  come  to  me  as  his  ambassador — )'oii?"  she 
continued. 

"  I  would  sooner  see  peace  between  you  than  anything 
else  in  the  world,"  Harry  answered,  "  and  would  go  of  any 
embassy  that  had  that  end." 

"  So  you  are  my  lord's  go-between  ? "  she  went  on,  not 
regarding  this  speech.  "You  are  sent  to  bid  me  back  into 
slavery  again,  and  inform  me  that  my  lord's  favour  is  graciously 
restored  to  his  handmaid  ?     He  is  weary  of  Covent  Garden,  is 


What   comes  of  lNTERFERiN(i  137 

he,  that  he  comes  horn*  and  would  have  the  fatted  calf 
killed  ?  " 

'^'  There's  good  authority  for  it,  surely,"  said  Esmond. 

"  For  a  son,  yes  ;  but  my  lord  is  not  my  son.  It  was  he 
who  cast  me  away  from  him.  It  was  he  who  broke  our 
happiness  down,  and  he  bids  me  to  repair  it.  It  was  he  who 
showed  himself  to  me  at  last,  as  he  was,  not  as  I  had  thought 
him.  It  is  he  who  comes  before  my  children  stupid  and 
senseless  with  wine — who  leaves  our  company  for  that  of 
frequenters  of  taverns  and  bagnios — who  goes  from  his  home 
to  the  city  yonder  and  his  friends  there,  and  when  he  is  tired 
of  them  returns  hither,  and  expects  that  I  shall  kneel  and 
welcome  him.  And  he  sends  jou  as  his  chamberlain  !  What 
a  proud  embassy !  Monsieur,  I  make  you  my  compliment 
of  the  new  place." 

"  It  would  be  a  proud  embassy,  and  a  happy  embassy  too, 
could  I  bring  you  and  my  lord  together,"  Esmond  replied. 

"  I  presume  you  have  fulfilled  your  mission  now,  sir.  'Twas 
a  pretty  one  for  you  to  undertake.  I  don't  know  whether  'tis 
your  Cambridge  philosophy  or  time  that  has  altered  your  ways 
of  thinking,"  Lady  Castlewood  continued,  still  in  a  sarcastick 
tone.  "  Perhaps  you  too  have  learned  to  love  drink,  and  to 
hiccup  over  your  wine  or  punch  ; — which  is  your  worship's 
favourite  liquor?  Perhaps  you  too  put  up  at  the  Rose  on 
your  way  through  London,  and  have  your  acquaintances  in 
Covent  Garden.  My  services  to  you,  sir,  to  principal  and 
ambassador,  to  master  and — and  lacquey." 

"  Great  Heavens  !  madam,"  cried  Harry,  "  what  have  I 
done  that  thus,  for  a  second  time,  you  insult  me?  Do  you 
wish  me  to  blush  for  what  I  used  to  be  proud  of,  that  I  lived 
on  your  bounty  ?  Next  to  doing  you  a  service  (which  my  life 
would  pay  for),  you  know  that  to  receive  one  from  you  is  my 
highest  pleasure.  What  wrong  have  I  done  you  that  you 
should  wound  me  so,  cruel  woman  ?  " 

"What  wrong?"  she  said,  looking  at  Esmond  with  wild 
eyes.  "Well,  none  —  none  that  you  know  of,  Harry,  or 
could  help.  Why  did  you  bring  back  the  small-pox,"  she 
added,  after  a  pause,  "  from  Castlewood  village  ?  You  could 
not  help  it,  could  you  ?  Which  of  us  knows  whither  Fate 
leads  us?  But  we  were  all  happy,  Henry,  till  then."  And 
Harry  went  away  from  this  colloquy,  thinking  still  that  the 
estrangement  between  his  patron  and  his  beloved  mistress  was 


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remediable,  and  that  each  had  at  huart  a  strong  attachment  to 
the  other. 

The  intimacy  between  the  Lords  Mohun  and  Castlewood 
appeared  to  increase  as  long  as  the  former  remained  in  the 
country ;  and  my  Lord  of  Castlewood  especially  seemed  never 
to  be  happy  out  of  his  new  comrade's  sight.  They  sported 
together,  they  drank,  they  played  bowls  and  tennis  :  my  Lord 
Castlewood  would  go  for  three  days  to  Sark,  and  bring  back 
my  Lord  Mohun  to  Castlewood — where,  indeed,  his  lordship 
made  himself  very  welcome  to  all  persons,  having  a  joke  or  a 
new  game  at  romps  for  the  children,  all  the  talk  of  the  town 
for  my  lord,  and  musick  and  gallantry  and  plenty  of  the  beau 
langage  for  my  lady,  and  for  Harry  Esmond,  who  was  never 
tired  of  hearing  his  stories  of  his  campaigns  and  his  life  at 
Vienna,  Venice,  Paris,  and  the  famous  cities  of  Europe  which 
he  had  visited  both  in  peace  and  war.  And  he  sang  at  my 
lady's  harpsichord,  and  played  cards  or  backgammon,  or  his 
new  game  of  billiards  with  my  lord  (of  whom  he  invariably  got 
the  better) ;  always  having  a  consummate  good-humour,  and 
bearing  himself  with  a  certain  manly  grace,  that  might  exhibit 
somewhat  of  the  camp  and  Alsatia  perhaps,  but  that  had  its 
charm,  and  stamped  him  a  gentleman  :  and  his  manner  to 
Lady  Castlewood  was  so  devoted  and  respectful,  that  she  soon 
recovered  from  the  first  feelings  of  dislike  which  she  had  con- 
ceived against  him — nay,  before  long,  began  to  be  interested 
in  his  spiritual  welfare,  and  hopeful  of  his  conversion,  lending 
him  books  of  piety,  which  he  promised  dutifully  to  study. 
With  her  my  lord  talked  of  reform,  of  settling  into  quiet  life, 
quitting  the  court  and  town,  and  buying  some  land  in  the 
neighbourhood — though  it  must  be  owned  that  when  the  two 
lords  were  together  over  their  Burgundy  after  dinner,  their 
talk  was  very  different,  and  there  was  very  little  question  of 
conversion  on  my  Lord  Mohun's  part.  When  they  got  to 
their  second  bottle,  Harry  Esmond  used  commonly  to  leave 
these  two  noble  topers,  who,  though  they  talked  freely  enough. 
Heaven  knows,  in  his  presence  (Good  Lord,  what  a  set  of 
stories,  of  Alsatia  and  Spring  Garden,  of  the  taverns  and 
gaming-houses,  of  the  ladies  of  the  court  and  mesdames  of 
the  theatres,  he  can  recall  out  of  their  godly  conversation  !) — 
although  I  say  they  talked  before  Esmond  freely,  yet  they 
seemed  j)leased  when  he  went  away ;  and  then  they  had 
another  bottle,   and  then    they  fell   to   cards,   and   then   my 


Dangerous  Pastime  139 

Lord  Mohun  came  to  her  ladyship's  drawing-room,  leaving 
his  boon  companion  to  sleep  off  his  wine. 

'Twas  a  point  of  honour  with  the  fine  gentlemen  of  those 
days  to  lose  or  win  magnificently  at  their  horse-matches,  or 
games  of  cards  and  dice— and  you  could  never  tell  from  the 
demeanour  of  these  two  lords  afterwards,  which  had  been 
successful  and  which  the  loser  at  their  games.  And  when  my 
lady  hinted  to  my  lord  that  he  played  more  than  she  liked,  he 
dismissed  her  with  a  "  pish,"  and  swore  that  nothing  was  more 
equal  than  play  betwixt  gentlemen,  if  they  did  but  keep  it  up 
long  enough.  And  these  kept  it  up  long  enough,  you  may  be 
sure.  A  man  of  fashion  of  that  time  often  passed  a  quarter 
of  his  day  at  cards,  and  another  quarter  at  drink  :  I  have 
known  many  a  pretty  fellow,  who  was  a  wit  too,  ready  of  re- 
partee, and  possessed  of  a  thousand  graces,  who  would  be 
puzzled  if  he  had  to  write  more  than  his  name. 

There  is  scarce  any  thoughtful  man  or  woman,  I  suppose, 
but  can  look  back  upon  his  course  of  past  life  and  remember 
some  point,  trifling  as  it  may  have  seemed  at  the  time  of 
occurrence,  which  has  nevertheless  turned  and  altered  his 
whole  career.  'Tis  with  almost  all  of  us,  as  in  M.  Massillon's 
magnificent  image  regarding  King  William,  a  grain  de  sable 
that  perverts  or  perhaps  overthrows  us  ;  and  so  it  was  but  a 
light  word  flung  in  the  air,  a  mere  freak  of  a  perverse  child's 
temper,  that  brought  down  a  whole  heap  of  crushing  woes 
upon  that  family  whereof  Harry  Esmond  formed  a  part. 

Coming  home  to  his  dear  Castlewood  in  the  third  year  of 
his  academical  course  (wherein  he  had  now  obtained  some 
distinction,  his  Latin  Poem  on  the  death  of  the  Duke  of 
Gloucester,  Princess  Anne  of  Denmark's  son,  having  gained 
him  a  medal,  and  introduced  him  to  the  society  of  the  Uni- 
versity wits),  Esmond  found  his  little  friend  and  pupil  Beatrix 
grown  to  be  taller  than  her  mother,  a  slim  and  lovely  young 
girl,  with  cheeks  mantling  with  health  and  roses,  with  eyes 
like  stars  shining  out  of  azure,  with  waving  bronze  hair 
clustered  about  the  fairest  young  forehead  ever  seen  ;  and  a 
mien  and  shape  haughty  and  beautiful,  such  as  that  of  the 
famous  antique  statue  of  the  Huntress  Diana — at  one  time 
haughty,  rapid,  imperious,  with  eyes  and  arrows  that  dart  and 
kill.  Harry  watched  and  wondered  at  this  young  creature,  and 
likened  her  in  his  mind  to  Artemis  with  the  ringing  bow  and 
shafts  flashing  death  upon  the  children  of  Niobe ;  at  another 


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time  she  was  coy  and  melting  as  Luna  shining  tenderly  upon 
Endymion.  This  fair  creature,  this  lustrous  Phoebe,  was  only 
young  as  yet,  nor  had  nearly  reached  her  full  splendour ;  but 
crescent  and  brilliant,  our  young  gentleman  of  the  University, 


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Beatrix 


his  head  full  of  poetical  fancies,  his  heart  perhaps  throbbing 
with  desires  undefined,  admired  this  rising  young  divinity, 
and  gazed  at  her  (though  only  as  at  some  "  bright  particular 
star,"  far  above  his  earth)  with  endless  delight  and  wonder. 


Beatrix  141 

She  had  been  a  coquette  from  the  earUest  times  ahiiost,  trying 
her  freaks  and  jealousies,  her  wayward  froHcks  and  winning 
caresses,  upon  all  that  came  within  her  reach  ;  she  set  her 
women  quarrelling  in  the  nursery,  and  practised  her  eyes  on 
the  groom  as  she  rode  behind  him  on  the  pillion. 

She  was  the  darling  and  torment  of  father  and  mother. 
She  intrigued  with  each  secretly  ;  and  bestowed  her  fondness 
and  withdrew  it ;  plied  them  with  tears,  smiles,  kisses,  cajole- 
ments ; — when  the  mother  was  angry,  as  happened  often,  flew 
to  the  father,  and  sheltering  behind  him,  pursued  her  victim ; 
when  both  were  displeased,  transferred  her  caresses  to  the 
domesticks,  or  watched  until  she  could  win  back  her  parents' 
good  graces,  either  by  surprising  them  into  laughter  and 
good-humour,  or  appeasing  them  by  submission  and  artful 
humility.  She  was  scevo  Iceta  negotio,  like  that  fickle  goddess 
Horace  describes,  and  of  whose  "  malicious  joy "  a  great 
poet  of  our  own  has  written  so  nobly — who,  famous  and 
heroick  as  he  was,  was  not  strong  enough  to  resist  the  torture 
of  women. 

It  was  but  three  years  before,  that  the  child,  then  but  ten 
years  old,  had  nearly  managed  to  make  a  quarrel  between 
Harry  Esmond  and  his  comrade,  good-natured  phlegmatick 
Thos.  Tusher,  who  never  of  his  own  seeking  quarrelled  with 
anybody :  by  quoting  to  the  latter  some  silly  joke  which 
Harry  had  made  regarding  him — (it  was  the  merest,  idlest 
jest,  though  it  near  drove  two  old  friends  to  blows,  and  I 
think  such  a  battle  would  have  pleased  her) — and  from  that 
day  Tom  kept  at  a  distance  from  her ;  and  she  respected  him, 
and  coaxed  him  sedulously  whenever  they  met.  But  Harry 
was  much  more  easily  appeased,  because  he  was  fonder  of  the 
child :  and  when  she  made  mischief,  used  cutting  speeches,  or 
caused  her  friends  pain,  she  excused  herself  for  her  fault,  not 
by  admitting  and  deploring  it,  but  by  pleading  not  guilty,  and 
asserting  innocence  so  constantly,  and  with  such  seeming  art- 
lessness,  that  it  was  impossible  to  question  her  plea.  In  her 
childhood,  they  were  but  mischiefs  then  which  she  did ;  but 
her  power  became  more  fatal  as  she  grew  older — as  a  kitten 
first  plays  with  a  ball,  and  then  pounces  on  a  bird  and  kills 
it.  'Tis  not  to  be  imagined  that  Harry  Esmond  had  all  this 
experience  at  this  early  stage  of  his  life,  whereof  he  is  now 
writing  the  history — many  things  here  noted  were  but  known 
to   him    in  later   days.      Almost   everything   Beatrix   did  or 


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undid  seemed  good,  or  at  least  pardonable,  to  him  then  and 
years  afterwards. 

It  happened,  then,  that  Harry  Esmond  came  home  to 
Castlewood  for  his  last  vacation,  with  good  hopes  of  a  fellow- 
ship at  his  College,  and  a  contented  resolve  to  advance  his 
fortune  that  way.  'Twas  in  the  first  year  of  the  present 
century,  Mr.  Esmond  (as  far  as  he  knew  the  period  of  his 
birth)  being  then  twenty-two  years  old.  He  found  his 
quondam  pupil  shot  up  into  this  beauty  of  which  we  have 
spoken,  and  promising  yet  more :  her  brother,  my  lord's  son, 
a  handsome,  high-spirited,  brave  lad,  generous  and  frank,  and 
kind  to  everybody,  save  perhaps  his  sister,  with  whom  Frank 
was  at  war  (and  not  from  his  but  her  fault)  —  adoring  his 
mother,  whose  joy  he  was,  and  taking  her  side  in  the  un- 
happy matrimonial  differences  which  were  now  permanent ; 
while  of  course  Mistress  Beatrix  ranged  with  her  father.  When 
heads  of  families  fall  out,  it  must  naturally  be  that  their  de- 
pendants wear  the  one  or  the  other  party's  colour;  and  even 
in  the  parliaments  in  the  servants'  hall  or  the  stables,  Harry, 
who  had  an  early  observant  turn,  could  see  which  were  my 
lord's  adherents  and  which  my  lady's,  and  conjecture  pretty 
shrewdly  how  their  unlucky  quarrel  was  debated.  Our  lacqueys 
sit  in  judgment  on  us.  My  lord's  intrigues  may  be  ever  so 
stealthily  conducted,  but  his  valet  knows  them  ;  and  my  lady's 
woman  carries  her  mistress's  private  history  to  the  servants' 
scandal-market,  and  exchanges  it  against  the  secrets  of  other 
abigails. 


"  By  G — ,  my  lord,  you  shall !" 


CHAPTER  XIII 


MV    LORD    LEAVES    US    AND    HIS    EVIL    BEHIND    HIM 


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Y  Lord  Mohun  (of  whose  exploits  and  fame  some  of  the 
gentlemen  of  the  University  had  brought  down  but 
ugly  reports)  was  once  more  a  guest  at  Castlewood, 
and  seemingly  more  intimately  allied  with  my  lord  even  than 
before.  Once  in  the  spring  those  two  noblemen  had  ridden 
to  Cambridge  from  Newmarket,  whither  they  had  gone  for  the 
horse-racing,  and  had  honoured  Harry  Esmond  with  a  visit  at 
his  rooms;  after  which  Doctor  Montague,  the  Master  of  the 

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144      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

College,  who  had  treated  Harry  somewhat  haughtily,  seeing 
his  familiarity  with  these  great  folks,  and  that  my  Lord  Castle- 
wood  laughed  and  walked  with  his  hand  on  Harry's  shoulder, 
relented  to  Mr.  Esmond,  and  condescended  to  be  very  civil 
to  him ;  and  some  days  after  his  arrival,  Harry,  laughing,  told 
this  story  to  Lady  Esmond,  remarking  how  strange  it  was  that 
men  famous  for  learning,  and  renowned  over  Europe,  should, 
nevertheless,  so  bow  down  to  a  title,  and  cringe  to  a  noble- 
man, ever  so  poor.  At  this  Mrs.  Beatrix  flung  up  her  head, 
and  said  it  became  those  of  low  origin  to  respect  their  betters  ; 
that  the  parsons  made  themselves  a  great  deal  too  proud, 
she  thought ;  and  that  she  liked  the  way  at  Lady  Sark's  best, 
where  the  chaplain,  though  he  loved  pudding,  as  all  parsons 
do,  always  went  away  before  the  custard. 

"And  when  I  am  a  parson,"  says  Mr.  Esmond,  "will  you 
give  me  no  custard,  Beatrix  ?  " 

"You — you  are  different,"  Beatrix  answered.  "You  are 
of  our  blood." 

"  My  father  was  a  parson,  as  you  call  him,"  said  my  lady. 

"  But  mine  is  a  peer  of  Ireland,"  says  Mistress  Beatrix, 
tossing  her  head.  "  Let  people  know  their  places.  I  suppose 
you  will  have  me  go  down  on  my  knees  and  ask  a  blessing  of 
Mr.  Thomas  Tusher,  that  has  just  been  made  a  curate,  and 
whose  mother  was  a  waiting-maid." 

And  she  tossed  out  of  the  room,  being  in  one  of  her 
flighty  humours  then. 

When  she  was  gone,  my  lady  looked  so  sad  and  grave, 
that  Harry  asked  the  cause  of  her  disquietude.  She  said  it 
was  not  merely  what  he  said  of  Newmarket,  but  what  she  had 
remarked,  with  great  anxiety  and  terror,  that  my  lord,  ever 
since  his  acquaintance  with  the  Lord  Mohun  especially,  had 
recurred  to  his  fondness  for  play,  which  he  had  renounced 
since  his  marriage. 

"  But  men  promise  more  than  they  are  able  to  perform 
in  marriage,"  said  my  lady,  with  a  sigh.  "  I  fear  he  has  lost 
large  sums ;  and  our  property,  always  small,  is  dwindling  away 
under  this  reckless  dissipation.  I  heard  of  him  in  London 
with  very  wild  company.  Since  his  return,  letters  and  lawyers 
are  constantly  coming  and  going :  he  seems  to  me  to  have  a 
constant  anxiety,  thouyh  he  hides  it  under  boisterousness  and 
laughter.  I  looked  through — through  the  door  last  night,  and 
— and  before,"  said  my  lady,  "and  saw  them  at  cards  after 


T u  Qu o Qu E ?  145 

midnight :  no  estate  will  bear  that  extravagance,  much  less 
ours,  which  will  be  so  diminished,  that  my  son  will  have 
nothing  at  all,  and  my  poor  Beatrix  no  portion  ! " 

"  I  wish  I  could  help  you,  madam,"  said  Harry  Esmond, 
sighing,  and  wishing  that  unavailingly,  and  for  the  thousandth 
time  in  his  life. 

"  Who  can  ?  Only  God,"  said  Lady  Esmond,  '•  only  God, 
in  whose  hands  we  are."  And  so  it  is,  and  for  his  rule  over 
his  family,  and  for  his  conduct  to  wife  and  children — subjects 
over  whom  his  power  is  monarchical — any  one  who  watches 
the  world  must  think  with  trembling  sometimes  of  the  account 
which  many  a  man  will  have  to  render.  For  in  our  society 
there's  no  law  to  control  the  King  of  the  Fireside.  He  is 
master  of  property,  happiness — life  almost.  He  is  free  to 
punish,  to  make  happy  or  unhappy,  to  ruin  or  to  torture.  He 
may  kill  a  wife  gradually,  and  be  no  more  questioned  than  the 
Grand  Seignior  who  drowns  a  slave  at  midnight.  He  may 
make  slaves  and  hypocrites  of  his  children ;  or  friends  and 
freemen ;  or  drive  them  into  revolt  and  enmity  against  the 
natural  law  of  love.  I  have  heard  politicians  and  coffee-house 
wiseacres  talking  over  the  newspaper,  and  railing  at  the  tyranny 
of  the  French  King,  and  the  Emperor,  and  wondered  how 
these  (who  are  monarchs,  too,  in  their  way)  govern  their  own 
dominions  at  home,  where  each  man  rules  absolute  ?  When 
the  annals  of  each  little  reign  are  shown  to  the  Supreme 
Master,  under  whom  we  hold  sovereignty,  histories  will  be 
laid  bare  of  household  tyrants  as  cruel  as  Amurath,  and  as 
savage  as  Nero,  and  as  reckless  and  dissolute  as  Charles. 

If  Harry  Esmond's  patron  erred,  'twas  in  the  latter  way, 
from  a  disposition  rather  self-indulgent  than  cruel  :  and  he 
might  have  been  brought  back  to  much  better  feelings,  had 
time  been  given  to  him  to  bring  his  repentance  to  a  lasting 
reform. 

As  my  lord  and  his  friend  Lord  Mohun  were  such  close 
companions,  Mistress  Beatrix  chose  to  be  jealous  of  the  latter ; 
and  the  two  gentlemen  often  entertained  each  other  by  laugh- 
ing, in  their  rude  boisterous  way,  at  the  child's  freaks  of  anger 
and  show  of  dislike.  "  When  thou  art  old  enough,  thou  shalt 
marry  Lord  Mohun,"  Beatrix's  father  would  say :  on  which 
the  girl  would  pout  and  say,  "  I  would  rather  marry  Tom 
Tusher. '  And  because  the  Lord  Mohun  always  showed  an 
extreme  gallantry  to  my  Lady  Castlewood,  whom  he  professed 

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146      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

to  admire  devotedly,  one  day,  in  answer  to  this  old  joke  of 
her  father's,  Beatrix  said,  "  I  think  my  lord  would  rather 
marry  mamma  than  marry  me ;  and  is  waiting  till  you  die  to 
ask  her." 

The  words  were  said  lightly  and  pertly  by  the  girl  one 
night  before  supper,  as  the  family  party  were  assembled  near 
the  great  fire.  The  two  lords,  who  were  at  cards,  both  gave 
a  start ;  my  lady  turned  as  red  as  scarlet,  and  bade  Mistress 
Beatrix  go  to  her  own  chamber  :  whereupon  the  girl,  putting 
on,  as  her  wont  was,  the  most  innocent  air,  said,  "  I  am  sure 
I  meant  no  wrong  ;  I  am  sure  mamma  talks  a  great  deal  more 
to  Harry  Esmond  than  she  does  to  papa, — and  she  cried  when 
Harry  went  away,  and  she  never  does  when  papa  goes  away ; 
and  last  night  she  talked  to  Lord  Mohun  for  ever  so  long,  and 
sent  us  out  of  the  room,  and  cried  when  we  came  back, 
and  .  .  .   " 

"D  — n!"  cried  out  my  Lord  Castlewood,  out  of  all 
patience.  "Go  out  of  the  room,  you  little  viper!"  and  he 
startedftUp  and  flung  down  his  cards. 

"  Ask  Lord  Mohun  what  I  said  to  him,  Francis,"  her  lady- 
ship said,  rising  up  with  a  scared  face,  but  yet  with  a  great 
and  touching  dignity  and  candour  in  her  look  and  voice. 
"  Come  away  with  me,  Beatrix."  Beatrix  sprung  up  too : 
she  was  in  tears  now. 

"  Dearest  mamma,  what  have  I  done?"  she  asked.  "Sure 
I  meant  no  harm."  And  she  clung  to  her  mother,  and  the 
pair  went  out  sobbing  together. 

"  I  will  tell  you  what  your  wife  said  to  me,  Frank,"  my 
Lord  Mohun  cried — "  Parson  Harry  may  hear  it ;  and,  as  I 
hope  for  heaven,  every  word  I  say  is  true.  Last  night,  with 
tears  in  her  eyes,  your  wife  implored  me  to  play  no  more  with 
you  at  dice  or  at  cards,  and  you  know  best  whether  what  she 
asked  was  not  for  your  good." 

"  Of  course  it  was,  Mohun,"  says  my  lord,  in  a  dry,  hard 
voice.  "  Of  course,  you  are  a  model  of  a  man  :  and  the  world 
knows  wiiat  a  saint  you  are." 

My  Lord  Mohun  was  separated  from  his  wife,  and  had  had 
many  affairs  of  honour  :  of  which  women,  as  usual,  had  been 
the  cause. 

"  I  am  no  saint,  though  your  wife  is — and  I  can  answer 
for  my  actions  as  other  people  must  for  their  words,"  said  my 
Lord  Mohun. 


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"By  G — ,  my  lord,  you  shall!"  cried  the  other,  starting  up. 

"  We  have  another  little  account  to  settle  first,  my  lord," 
says  Lord  Mohun. — Whereupon  Harry  Esmond,  filled  with 
alarm  for  the  consequences  to  which  this  disastrous  dispute 
might  lead,  broke  out  into  the  most  vehement  expostulations 
with  his  patron  and  his  adversary.  "Gracious  Heavens  !"  he 
said,  "  my  lord,  are  you  going  to  draw  a  sword  upon  your 
friend  in  your  own  house?  Can  you  doubt  the  honour  of  a 
lady  who  is  as  pure  as  Heaven,  and  would  die  a  thousand 
times  rather  than  do  you  a  wrong  ?  Are  the  idle  words  of  a 
jealous  child  to  set  friends  at  variance?  Has  not  my  mistress, 
as  much  as  she  dared  do,  besought  your  lordship,  as  the  truth 
must  be  told,  to  break  your  intimacy  with  my  Lord  Mohun, 
and  to  give  up  the  habit  which  may  bring  ruin  on  your  family? 
But  for  my  Lord  Mohun's  iUness,  had  he  not  left  you  ?  " 

'"Faith,  Frank,  a  man  with  a  gouty  toe  can't  run  after 
other  men's  wives,"  broke  out  my  Lord  Mohun,  who  indeed 
was  in  that  way,  and  with  a  laugh  and  look  at  his  swathed 
limb  so  frank  and  comical,  that  the  other,  dashing  his  fist 
across  his  forehead,  was  caught  by  that  infectious  good-humour, 

and  said  with  his  oath,  " it,  Harry,  I  believe  thee ; "  and 

so  this  quarrel  was  over,  and  the  two  gentlemen,   at  swords 
drawn  but  just  now,  dropped  their  points  and  shook  hands. 

Beati pacifici.  "  Go  bring  my  lady  back,"  said  Harry's 
patron.  Esmond  went  away  only  too  glad  to  be  the  bearer  of 
such  good  news.  He  found  her  at  the  door ;  she  had  been 
listening  there,  but  went  back  as  he  came.  She  took  both  his 
hands  ;  hers  were  marble  cold.  She  seemed  as  if  she  would 
fall  on  his  shoulder.  "  Thank  you,  and  God  bless  you,  my 
dear  brother  Harry,"  she  said.  She  kissed  his  hand  ;  Esmond 
felt  her  tears  upon  it :  and  leading  her  into  the  room,  and  up 
to  my  lord,  the  Lord  Castlewood,  with  an  outbreak  of  feeling 
and  affection  such  as  he  had  not  exhibited  for  many  a  long 
day,  took  his  wife  to  his  heart,  and  bent  over  and  kissed  her 
and  asked  her  pardon. 

"  'Tis  time  for  me  to  go  to  roost.  I  will  have  my  gruel 
a-bed,"  said  my  Lord  Mohun  ;  and  limped  off  comically  on 
Harry  Esmond's  arm.  "  By  George,  that  woman  is  a  pearl !  " 
he  said;  "and  'tis  only  a  pig  that  wouldn't  value  her.      Have 

you  seen  the  vulgar  trapesing  orange-girl  whom  Esmond " 

but  here  Mr.  Esmond  interrupted  him,  saying  that  these  were 
not  affairs  for  him  to  know. 


148      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

My  lord's  gentleman  came  in  to  wait  upon  his  master,  who 
was  no  sooner  in  his  night-cap  and  dressing-gown  than  he  had 
another  visitor  whom  his  host  insisted  on  sending  to  him  :  and 
this  was  no  other  than  the  Lady  Castlewood  herself  with  the 
toast  and  gruel,  which  her  husband  bade  her  make  and  carry 
with  her  own  hands  into  her  guest. 

Lord  Castlewood  stood  looking  after  his  wife  as  she  went 
on  this  errand,  and  as  he  looked,  Harry  Esmond  could  not 
but  gaze  on  him,  and  remarked  in  his  patron's  face  an  expres- 
sion of  love,  and  grief,  and  care,  which  very  much  moved  and 
touched  the  young  man.  Lord  Castlewood's  hands  fell  down 
at  his  sides,  and  his  head  on  his  breast,  and  presently  he  said — 

"  You  heard  what  Alohun  said,  parson  ?  " 

"That  my  lady  was  a  saint?  " 

"That  there  are  two  accounts  to  settle.  I  have  been  going 
wrong  these  five  years,  Harry  Esmond.  Ever  since  you  brought 
that  damned  small-pox  into  the  house,  there  has  been  a  fate 
pursuing  me,  and  I  had  best  have  died  of  it,  and  not  run  away 
from  it,  like  a  coward.  I  left  Beatrix  with  her  relations,  and 
went  to  London  ;  and  I  fell  among  thieves,  Harry,  and  I  got 
back  to  confounded  cards  and  dice,  which  I  hadn't  touched 
since  my  marriage — no,  not  since  I  was  in  the  Duke's  Guard, 
with  those  wild  Mohocks.  And  I  have  been  playing  worse  and 
worse,  and  going  deeper  and  deeper  into  it ;  and  I  owe  Mohun 
two  thousand  pounds  now ;  and  when  it's  paid  I  am  little 
better  than  a  beggar.  I  don't  like  to  look  my  boy  in  the  face  : 
he  hates  me ;  I  know  he  does.  And  I  have  spent  Beaty's  little 
portion  ;  and  the  Lord  knows  what  will  come  if  I  live  ;  the 
best  thing  I  can  do  is  to  die,  and  release  what  portion  of  the 
estate  is  redeemable  for  the  boy." 

Mohun  was  as  much  master  at  Castlewood  as  the  owner  of 
the  Hall  itself;  and  his  equipages  filled  the  stables,  where, 
indeed,  there  was  room  in  plenty  for  many  more  horses  than 
Harry  Esmond's  impoverished  patron  could  afford  to  keep. 
He  had  arrived  on  horseback  with  his  people  ;  but  when  his 
gout  broke  out  my  Lord  Mohun  sent  to  London  for  a  light 
chaise  he  had,  drawn  by  a  pair  of  small  horses,  and  running 
as  swift,  wherever  roads  were  good,  as  a  Laplander's  sledge. 
When  this  carriage  came,  his  lordship  was  eager  to  drive  the 
Lady  Castlewood  abroad  in  it,  and  did  so  many  times,  and  at 
a  rapid  pace,  greatly  to  his  companion's  enjoyment,  who  loved 
the  swift  motion  and  the    healthy  breezes   over   the   downs 


TiMETE    DaNAOS  149 

which  lie  hard  upon  Castlewood,  and  stretch  thence  towards 
the  sea.  As  this  amusement  was  very  pleasant  to  her,  and  her 
lord,  far  from  showing  any  mistrust  of  her  intimacy  with  Lord 
Mohun,  encouraged  her  to  be  his  companion — as  if  willing, 
by  his  present  extreme  confidence,  to  make  up  for  any  past 
mistrust  which  his  jealousy  had  shown — the  Lady  Castlewood 
enjoyed  herself  freely  in  this  harmless  diversion,  which,  it 
must  be  owned,  her  guest  was  very  eager  to  give  her  ;  and  it 
seemed  that  she  grew  the  more  free  with  Lord  Mohun,  and 
pleased  with  his  company,  because  of  some  sacrifice  which 
his  gallantry  was  pleased  to  make  in  her  favour. 

Seeing  the  two  gentlemen  constantly  at  cards  still  of 
evenings,  Harry  Esmond  one  day  deplored  to  his  mistress  that 
this  fatal  infatuation  of  her  lord  should  continue  ;  and  now 
they  seemed  reconciled  together,  begged  his  lady  to  hint  to 
her  husband  that  he  should  play  no  more. 

But  Lady  Castlewood,  smiling  archly  and  gaily,  said  she 
would  speak  to  him  presently,  and  that,  for  a  few  nights  more 
at  least,  he  might  be  let  to  have  his  amusement. 

"  Lideed,  madam,"  said  Harry,  "you  know  not  what  it 
costs  you ;  and  'tis  easy  for  any  observer  who  knows  the  game, 
to  see  that  Lord  Mohun  is  by  far  the  stronger  of  the  two." 

"  I  know  he  is,"  says  my  lady,  still  with  exceeding  good- 
humour  :  "  he  is  not  only  the  best  player,  but  the  kindest 
player  in  the  world." 

"  Madam,  madam,"  Esmond  cried,  transported  and  pro- 
voked. "  Debts  of  honour  must  be  paid  some  time  or  other ; 
and  my  master  will  be  ruined  if  he  goes  on." 

"  Harry,  shall  I  tell  you  a  secret?"  my  lady  replied,  with 
kindness  and  pleasure  still  in  her  eyes.  "  Francis  will  not 
be  ruined  if  he  goes  on  ;  he  will  be  rescued  if  he  goes  on. 
I  repent  of  having  spoken  and  thought  unkindly  of  the  Lord 
Mohun  when  he  was  here  in  the  past  year.  He  is  full  of 
much  kindness  and  good  ;  and  'tis  my  belief  that  we  shall 
bring  him  to  better  things.  I  have  lent  him  Tillotson  and 
your  favourite  Bishop  Taylor,  and  he  is  much  touched,  he 
says  ;  and  as  a  proof  of  his  repentance  (and  herein  lies  my 
secret) — what  do  you  think  he  is  doing  with  Francis?  He  is 
letting  poor  Frank  win  his  money  back  again.  He  hath  won 
already  at  the  last  four  nights  ;  and  my  Lord  Mohun  says  that 
he  will  not  be  the  means  of  injuring  poor  Frank  and  my  dear 
children." 


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"  And,  in  God's  name,  what  do  you  return  him  for  this 
sacrifice  ?  "  asked  Esmond,  aghast :  who  knew  enough  of  men, 
and  of  this  one  in  particular,  to  be  aware  that  such  a  finished 
rake  gave  nothing  for  nothing.  "  How,  in  Heaven's  name, 
are  you  to  pay  him  ?  " 

"  Pay  him  !  With  a  mother's  blessing  and  a  wife's  prayers!" 
cries  my  lady,  clasping  her  hands  together.  Harry  Esmond 
did  not  know  whether  to  laugh,  to  be  angry,  or  to  love  his 
dear  mistress  more  than  ever  for  the  obstinate  innocency  with 
which  she  chose  to  regard  the  conduct  of  a  man  of  the  world, 
whose  designs  he  knew  better  how  to  interpret.  He  told  the 
lady,  guardedly,  but  so  as  to  make  his  meaning  quite  clear  to 
her,  what  he  knew  in  respect  of  the  former  life  and  conduct  of 
this  nobleman  ;  of  other  women  against  whom  he  had  plotted, 
and  whom  he  had  overcome  ;  of  the  conversation  which  he, 
Harry,  himself  had  had  with  Lord  Mohun,  wherein  the  lord 
made  a  boast  of  his  libertinism,  and  frequently  avowed  that  he 
held  all  women  to  be  fair  game  (as  his  lordship  styled  this 
pretty  sport),  and  that  they  were  all,  without  exception,  to  be 
won.  And  the  return  Harry  had  for  his  entreaties  and  remon- 
strances was  a  fit  of  anger  on  Lady  Castlewood's  part,  who 
would  not  listen  to  his  accusations,  she  said,  and  retorted  that 
he  himself  must  be  very  wicked  and  perverted  to  suppose  evil 
designs  where  she  was  sure  none  were  meant.  "  And  this  is 
the  good  meddlers  get  of  interfering,"  Harry  thought  to  him- 
self, with  much  bitterness  :  and  his  perplexity  and  annoyance 
were  only  the  greater,  because  he  could  not  speak  to  my  Lord 
Castlewood  himself  upon  a  subject  of  this  nature,  or  venture 
to  advise  or  warn  him  regarding  a  matter  so  very  sacred  as  his 
own  honour,  of  which  my  lord  was  naturally  the  best  guardian. 

But  though  Lady  Castlewood  would  listen  to  no  advice 
from  her  young  dependant,  and  appeared  indignantly  to  refuse 
it  when  offered,  Harry  had  the  satisfaction  to  find  that  she 
adopted  the  counsel  which  she  professed  to  reject ;  for  the 
next  day  she  pleaded  a  headache  when  my  Lord  Mohun 
would  have  had  her  drive  out,  and  the  next  day  the  headache 
continued  ;  and  next  day,  in  a  laughing  gay  way,  she  proposed 
that  the  children  should  take  her  place  in  his  lordship's  car,  for 
they  would  be  charmed  with  a  ride  of  all  things  ;  and  she  must 
not  have  all  the  pleasure  for  herself.  My  lord  gave  them  a 
drive  with  a  very  good  grace,  though  I  dare  say  with  rage  and 
disappointment  inwardly — not  that  his  heart  was  very  seriously 


Mischief  is  Brooding  151 

engaged  in  his  designs  upon  this  simple  lady  ;  but  the  life  of 
such  men  is  often  one  of  intrigue,  and  they  can  no  more  go 
through  the  day  without  a  woman  to  pursue,  than  a  fox-hunter 
without  his  sport  after  breakfast. 

Under  an  affected  carelessness  of  demeanour,  and  though 
there  was  no  outward  demonstration  of  doubt  upon  his  patron's 
part  since  the  quarrel  between  the  two  lords,  Harry  yet  saw 
that  Lord  Castlewood  was  watching  his  guest  very  narrowly ; 
and  caught  signs  of  distrust  and  smothered  rage  (as  Harry 
thought)  which  foreboded  no  good.  On  the  point  of  honour 
Esmond  knew  how  touchy  his  patron  was ;  and  watched  him 
almost  as  a  physician  watches  a  patient ;  and  it  seemed  to  him 
that  this  one  was  slow  to  take  the  disease,  though  he  could 
not  throw  off  the  poison  when  once  it  had  mingled  with  his 
blood.  We  read  in  Shakespeare  (whom  the  writer  for  his  part 
considers  to  be  far  beyond  Mr.  Congreve,  Mr.  Dryden,  or  any 
of  the  wits  of  the  present  period)  that  when  jealousy  is  once 
declared,  nor  poppy  nor  mandragora,  nor  all  the  drowsy  syrups 
of  the  East,  will  ever  soothe  it  or  medicine  it  away. 

In  fine,  the  symptoms  seemed  to  be  so  alarming  to  this 
young  physician  (who,  indeed,  young  as  he  was,  had  felt  the  kind 
pulses  of  all  those  dear  kinsmen),  that  Harry  thought  it  would 
be  his  duty  to  warn  my  Lord  Mohun,  and  let  him  know  that 
his  designs  were  suspected  and  watched.  So  one  day,  when  in 
rather  a  pettish  humour  his  lordship  had  sent  to  Lady  Castle- 
wood, who  had  promised  to  drive  with  him,  and  now  refused 
to  come,  Harry  said — "  My  lord,  if  you  will  kindly  give  me 
a  place  by  your  side  I  will  thank  you  ;  I  have  much  to  say  to 
you,  and  would  like  to  speak  to  you  alone.'' 

"You  honour  me  by  giving  me  your  confidence,  Mr.  Henry 
Esmond,"  says  the  other,  with  a  very  grand  bow.  My  lord  was 
always  a  fine  gentleman  ;  and,  young  as  he  was,  there  was  that 
in  Esmond's  manner  which  showed  that  he  was  a  gentleman 
too,  and  that  none  might  take  a  liberty  with  him — so  the  pair 
went  out,  and  mounted  the  little  carriage  which  was  in  waiting 
for  them  in  the  court,  with  its  two  little  cream-coloured  Hano- 
verian horses  covered  with  splendid  furniture  and  champing  at 
the  bit. 

"  My  lord,"  says  Harry  Esmond,  after  they  were  got  into 
the  country,  and  pointing  to  my  Lord  Mohun's  foot,  which 
was  swathed  in  flannel,  and  put  up  rather  ostentatiously  on  a 
cushion — "my  lord,  I  studied  medicine  at  Cambridge." 


152      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

"  Indeed,  Parson  Frank,"  says  he  :  "  and  are  you  going  to 
take  out  a  diploma  :  and  cure  your  fellow-students  of  the — — " 

"  Of  the  gout,"  says  Harry,  interrupting  him,  and  looking 
him  hard  in  the  face  :  "  I  know  a  good  deal  about  the  gout." 

"  I  hope  you  may  never  have  it.  'Tis  an  infernal  disease," 
says  my  lord,  "and  its  twinges  are  diabolical.  Ah!"  and  he 
made  a  dreadful  wry  face,  as  if  he  just  felt  a  twinge. 

"  Your  lordship  would  be  much  better  if  you  took  off  all 
that  flannel — it  only  serves  to  inflame  the  toe,"  Harry  con- 
tinued, looking  his  man  full  in  the  face. 

"  Oh  !  it  only  serves  to  inflame  the  toe,  does  it  ?  "  says  the 
other,  with  an  innocent  air. 

"  If  you  took  off  that  flannel,  and  flung  that  absurd  slipper 
away  and  wore  a  boot,"  continues  Harry. 

"You  recommend  me  boots,  Mr.  Esmond?"  asks  my  lord. 

"Yes,  boots  and  spurs.  I  saw  your  lordship  three  days 
ago  run  down  the  gallery  fast  enough,"  Harry  goes  on.  "  I 
am  sure  that  taking  gruel  at  night  is  not  so  pleasant  as  claret 
to  your  lordship ;  and,  besides,  it  keeps  your  lordship's  head 
cool  for  play,  whilst  my  patron's  is  hot  and  flustered  with 
drink." 

"  'Sdeath,  sir,  you  dare  not  say  that  I  don't  play  fair  ? " 
cries  my  lord,  whipping  his  horses,  which  went  away  at  a 
gallop. 

"You  are  cool  when  my  lord  is  drunk,"  Harry  continued: 
"your  lordship  gets  the  better  of  my  patron.  I  have  watched 
you  as  I  looked  up  from  my  books." 

"You  young  Argus  !"  says  Lord  Mohun,  who  liked  Harry 
Esmond — and  for  whose  company  and  wit,  and  a  certain 
daring  manner,  Harry  had  a  great  liking  too — "You  young 
Argus !  you  may  look  with  all  your  hundred  eyes  and  see  we 
play  fair.  I've  played  away  an  estate  of  a  night,  and  I've 
played  my  shirt  off  my  back ;  and  I've  played  away  my  perri- 
wig  and  gone  home  in  a  night-cap.  15ut  no  man  can  say  I 
ever  took  an  advantage  of  him  beyond  the  advantage  of  the 
game.  I  played  a  dice-cogging  scoundrel  in  Alsatia  for  his 
ears  and  won  'em,  and  have  one  of  'em  in  my  lodging  in  Bow 
Street  in  a  bottle  of  spirits.  Harry  Mohun  will  play  any  man 
for  anything — always  would." 

"You  are  playing  awful  stakes,  my  lord,  in  my  patron's 
house,"  Harry  said,  ''  and  more  games  than  are  on  the 
cards." 


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"What  do  you  mean,  sir?"  cries  my  lord,  turning  round, 
with  a  flush  on  his  face. 

"  I  mean,"  answers  Harry  in  a  sarcastick  tone,  "  that  your 
gout  is  well — if  ever  you  had  it." 

"  Sir  !  "  cries  my  lord,  getting  hot. 

"And,  to  tell  the  truth,  I  believe  your  lordship  has  no 
more  gout  than  I  have.  At  any  rate,  change  of  air  will  do 
you  good,  my  Lord  Mohun.  And  I  mean  fairly  that  you 
had  better  go  from  Castlewood." 

"  And  were  you  appointed  to  give  me  this  message  ? " 
cries  the  Lord  Mohun.  "  Did  Frank  Esmond  commission 
you  ?  " 

"  No  one  did.  'Twas  the  honour  of  my  family  that  com- 
missioned me." 

"  And  you  are  prepared  to  answer  this  ?  "  cries  the  other, 
furiously  lashing  his  horses. 

"Quite,  my  lord:  your  lordship  will  upset  the  carriage  if 
you  whip  so  hotly." 

"  By  George,  you  have  a  brave  spirit ! "  my  lord  cried  out, 
bursting  into  a  laugh.  "  I  suppose  'tis  that  infernal  botte  de 
Jesuite  that  makes  you  so  bold,"  he  added. 

"'Tis  the  peace  of  the  family  I  love  best  in  the  world," 
Harry  Esmond  said  warmly — "'tis  the  honour  of  a  noble 
benefactor — the  happiness  of  my  dear  mistress  and  her  chil- 
dren. I  owe  them  everything  in  life,  my  lord :  and  would  lay 
it  down  for  any  one  of  them.  What  brings  you  here  to  disturb 
this  quiet  household?  What  keeps  you  lingering  month  after 
month  in  the  country  ?  What  makes  you  feign  illness  and 
invent  pretexts  for  delay?  Is  it  to  win  my  poor  patron's 
money?  Be  generous,  my  lord,  and  spare  his  weakness  for 
the  sake  of  his  wife  and  children.  Is  it  to  practise  upon  the 
simple  heart  of  a  virtuous  lady?  You  might  as  well  storm  the 
Tower  single-handed.  But  you  may  blemish  her  name  by 
light  comments  on  it  or  by  lawless  pursuits — and  I  don't  deny 
that  'tis  in  your  power  to  make  her  unhappy.  Spare  these 
innocent  people  and  leave  them." 

"By  the  Lord,  I  believe  thou  hast  an  eye  to  the  pretty 
Puritan  thyself.  Master  Frank,"  says  my  lord,  with  his  reckless, 
good-humoured  laugh,  and  as  if  he  had  been  listening  with 
interest  to  the  passionate  appeal  of  the  young  man.  "  Whisper, 
Harry.  Art  thou  in  love  with  her  thyself?  Hath  tipsy  Frank 
Esmond  come  by  the  way  of  all  flesh  ?  " 


154      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

"  My  lord,  my  lord,"  cried  Harry,  his  face  flushing  and 
his  eyes  filling  as  he  spoke,  ''  I  never  had  a  mother,  but  I 
love  this  lady  as  one.  I  worship  her  as  a  devotee  worships 
a  saint.  To  hear  her  name  spoken  lightly  seems  blasphemy 
to  me.  Would  you  dare  think  of  your  own  mother  so,  or 
suffer  any  one  so  to  speak  of  her.?  It  is  a  horror  to  me  to 
fancy  that  any  man  should  think  of  her  impurely.  I  im- 
plore you,  I  beseech  you,  to  leave  her.  Danger  will  come 
out  of  it," 

"  Danger,  psha ! "  says  my  lord,  giving  a  cut  to  the  horses, 
which  at  this  minute — for  we  were  got  on  to  the  Downs— fairly 
ran  off  into  a  gallop  that  no  pulling  could  stop.  The  rein 
broke  in  Lord  Mohun's  hands,  and  the  furious  beasts  scam- 
pered madly  forwards,  the  carriage  swaying  to  and  fro,  and  the 
persons  within  it  holding  on  to  the  sides  as  best  they  might, 
until,  seeing  a  great  ravine  before  them,  where  an  upset  was 
inevitable,  the  two  gentlemen  leapt  for  their  lives,  each  out  of 
his  side  of  the  chaise.  Harry  Esmond  was  quit  for  a  fall  on 
the  grass,  which  was  so  severe,  that  it  stunned  him  for  a 
minute  ;  but  he  got  up  presently  very  sick,  and  bleeding  at 
the  nose,  but  with  no  other  hurt.  The  Lord  Mohun  was  not 
so  fortunate  :  he  fell  on  his  head  against  a  stone,  and  lay  on 
the  ground  dead  to  all  appearance. 

This  misadventure  happened  as  the  gentlemen  were  on 
their  return  homewards ;  and  my  Lord  Castlewood,  with  his 
son  and  daughter,  who  were  going  out  for  a  ride,  met  the 
ponies  as  they  were  galloping  with  the  car  behind,  the  broken 
traces  entangling  their  heels,  and  my  lord's  people  turned  and 
stopped  them.  It  was  young  Frank  who  spied  out  Lord 
Mohun's  scarlet  coat  as  he  lay  on  the  ground,  and  the  party 
made  up  to  that  unfortunate  gentleman  and  Esmond,  who 
was  now  standing  over  him.  His  large  perriwig  and  feathered 
hat  had  fallen  off,  and  he  was  bleeding  profusely  from  a 
wound  on  the  forehead,  and  looking,  and  being,  indeed,  a 
corpse. 

"Great  God!  he's  dead  !  '  says  my  lord.  "Ride,  some 
one  :  fetch  a  doctor — stay.  I'll  go  home  and  bring  back 
Tusher  ;  he  knows  surgery ; "  and  my  lord,  with  his  son  after 
him,  galloped  away. 

They  were  scarce  gone  when  Harry  I'^smond,  who  was, 
indeed,  but  just  come  to  himself,  bethought  him  of  a  similar 
accident  which  he  had  .seen  on  a  ride  from   Newmarket  to 


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Cambridge,  and  taking  off  a  sleeve  of  my  lord's  coat,  Harry, 
with  a  penknife,  opened  a  vein  in  his  arm,  and  was  greatly 
relieved,  after  a  moment,  to  see  the  blood  flow.  He  was  near 
half-an-hour  before  he  came  to  himself,  by  which  time  Doctor 
Tusher  and  little  Frank  arrived,  and  found  my  lord  not  a 
corpse  indeed,  but  as  pale  as  one. 

After  a  time,  and  when  he  was  able  to  bear  motion,  they 
put  my  lord  upon  a  groom's  horse,  and  gave  the  other  to 
Esmond,  the  men  walking  on  each  side  of  my  lord,  to  support 
him,  if  need  were,  and  worthy  Doctor  Tusher  with  them. 
Little  Frank  and  Harry  rode  together  at  a  foot-pace. 

AVhen  we  rode  together  home,  the  boy  said  :  "  We  met 
mamma,  who  was  walking  on  the  terrace  with  the  Doctor,  and 
papa  frightened  her,  and  told  her  you  were  dead  ..." 

"  That  I  was  dead  ?  "  asks  Harry. 

"  Yes.  Papa  says  :  "  Here's  poor  Harry  killed,  my  dear  ;  " 
on  which  mamma  gives  a  great  scream,  and  oh,  Harry  !  she 
drops  down ;  and  I  thought  she  was  dead,  too.  And  you 
never  saw  such  a  way  as  papa  was  in  :  he  swore  one  of  his 
great  oaths  ;  and  he  turned  quite  pale  ;  and  then  he  began  to 
laugh  somehow,  and  he  told  the  Doctor  to  take  his  horse,  and 
me  to  follow  him  ;  and  we  left  him.  And  I  looked  back,  and 
saw  him  dashing  water  out  of  the  fountain  on  to  mamma. 
Oh,  she  was  so  frightened  !  " 

Musing  upon  this  curious  history — for  my  Lord  Mohun's 
name  was  Henry  too,  and  they  called  each  other  Frank  and 
Harry  often — and  not  a  little  disturbed  and  anxious,  Esmond 
rode  home.  His  dear  lady  was  on  the  terrace  still,  one  of  her 
women  with  her,  and  my  lord  no  longer  there.  There  are 
steps  and  a  little  door  thence  down  into  the  road.  My  lord 
passed,  looking  very  ghastly,  with  a  handkerchief  over  his 
head,  and  without  his  hat  and  perriwig,  which  a  groom  carried, 
but  his  politeness  did  not  desert  him,  and  he  made  a  bow  to 
the  lady  above. 

"Thank  Heaven,  you  are  safe,"'  she  said. 

"And  so  is  Harry,  too,  mammia,"'  says  little  Frank; 
"  huzzay  ! " 

Harry  Esmond  got  off  the  horse  to  run  to  his  mistress,  as 
did  little  Frank,  and  one  of  the  grooms  took  charge  of  the 
two  beasts,  while  the  other,  hat  and  perriwig  in  hand,  walked 
by  my  lord's  bridle  to  the  front  gate,  which  lay  half-a-mile 
away. 


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"  Oh,  my  boy  !  what  a  fright  you  have  given  me  I "  Lady 
Castlevvood  said,  when  Harry  Esmond  came  up,  greeting  him 
with  one  of  her  shining  looks,  and  a  voice  of  tender  welcome ; 
and  she  was  so  kind  as  to  kiss  the  young  man  ('twas  the 
second  time  she  had  so  honoured  him),  and  she  walked 
into  the  house  between  him  and  her  son,  holding  a  hand  of 
each. 


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CHAPTER  XIV 

WE    RIDE    AFTER    HIM    TO    LONDON. 

AFTER  a  repose  of  a  couple  of  days,  the  Lord  Mohun 
was  so  far  recovered  of  his  hurt  as  to  be  able  to 
announce  his  departure  for  the  next  morning :  when, 
accordingly,  he  took  leave  of  Castlewood,  proposing  to  ride 
to  London  by  easy  stages,  and  lie  two  nights  upon  the  road. 
His  host  treated  him  with  a  studied  and  ceremonious  courtesy, 
certainly  different  from  my  lord's  usual  frank  and  careless 
demeanour ;  but  there  was  no  reason  to  suppose  that  the 
two  lords  parted  otherwise  than  good  friends,  though  Harry 
Esmond  remarked  that  my  Lord  Viscount  only  saw  his  guest 
in  company  of  other  persons,  and  seemed  to  avoid  being 
alone  with  him.      Nor  did  he   ride  any  distance  with  Lord 


158      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Mohun,  as  his  custom  was  with  most  of  his  friends,  whom 
he  was  always  eager  to  welcome  and  unwilling  to  lose :  but 
contented  himself,  when  his  lordship's  horses  were  announced, 
and  their  owner  appeared  booted  for  his  journey,  to  take  a 
courteous  leave  of  the  ladies  of  Castlewood,  by  following  the 
Lord  Mohun  downstairs  to  his  horses,  and  by  bowing  and 
wishing  him  a  good-day  in  the  court-yard.  "  I  shall  see  you 
in  London  before  very  long,  Mohun,"  my  lord  said,  with  a 
smile :  "when  we  will  settle  our  accounts  together." 

"  Do  not  let  them  trouble  you,  Frank,"  said  the  other 
good-naturedly,  and  holding  out  his  hand,  looked  rather  sur- 
prised at  the  grim  and  stately  manner  in  which  his  host  re- 
ceived his  parting  salutation  :  and  so,  followed  by  his  people, 
he  rode  away. 

Harry  Esmond  was  witness  of  the  departure.  It  was  very 
different  to  my  lord's  coming,  for  which  great  preparation  had 
been  made  (the  old  house  putting  on  its  best  appearance  to 
welcome  its  guest),  and  there  was  a  sadness  and  constraint 
about  all  persons  that  day,  which  filled  Mr.  Esmond  with 
gloomy  forebodings,  and  sad  indefinite  apprehensions.  Lord 
Castlewood  stood  at  the  door  watching  his  guest  and  his 
people  as  they  went  out  under  the  arch  of  the  outer  gate. 
\\'hen  he  was  there,  Lord  Mohun  turned  once  more ;  my  Lord 
Viscount  slowly  raised  his  beaver  and  bowed.  His  face  wore 
a  peculiar  livid  look,  Harry  thought.  He  cursed  and  kicked 
away  his  dogs,  which  came  jumping  about  him — then  he 
walked  up  to  the  fountain  in  the  centre  of  the  court,  and 
leaned  against  a  pillar  and  looked  into  the  basin.  As  Esmond 
crossed  over  to  his  own  room,  late  the  chaplain's,  on  the 
other  side  of  the  court,  and  turned  to  enter  in  at  the  low  door, 
he  saw  Lady  Castlewood  looking  through  the  curtains  of  the 
great  window  of  the  drawing-room  overhead  at  my  lord  as 
he  stood  regarding  the  fountain.  There  was  in  the  court  a 
peculiar  silence  somehow  :  and  the  scene  remained  long  in 
Esmond's  memory : — the  sky  bright  overhead  :  the  buttresses 
of  the  building  and  the  sun-dial  casting  shadow  over  the  gilt 
meniento  mori  inscribed  underneath  :  the  two  dogs,  a  black 
greyhound  and  a  spaniel  nearly  white,  the  one  with  his  face 
up  to  the  sun,  and  the  other  snuffing  amongst  the  grass  and 
stones,  and  my  lord  leaning  over  the  fountain,  which  was 
plashing  audibly.  'Tis  strange  how  that  scene,  and  the  sound 
of  that  fountain,  remain  fixed  on  the  memory  of  a  man  who 


EyesfullofCare  159 

has  beheld  a  hundred  sights  of  splendour,  and  danger  too,  of 
which  he  has  kept  no  account. 

It  was  Lady  Castlewood — she  had  been  laughing  all  the 
morning,  and  especially  gay  and  lively  before  her  husband 
and  his  guest,  who,  as  soon  as  the  two  gentlemen  w'ent 
together  from  her  room,  ran  to  Harry,  the  expression  of  her 
countenance  quite  changed  now,  and  with  a  face  and  eyes  full 
of  care,  and  said,  "  Follow  them,  Harry ;  I  am  sure  something 
has  gone  wrong."  And  so  it  was  that  Esmond  was  made  an 
eavesdropper  at  this  lady's  orders  :  and  retired  to  his  own 
chamber,  to  give  himself  time,  in  truth,  to  try  and  compose  a 
story  which  would  soothe  his  mistress,  for  he  could  not  but 
have  his  own  apprehension  that  some  serious  quarrel  was 
pending  between  the  two  gentlemen. 

And  now  for  several  days  the  little  company  at  Castlewood 
sate  at  table  as  of  evenings  :  this  care,  though  unnamed  and 
invisible,  being  nevertheless  present  alway,  in  the  minds  of  at 
least  three  persons  there.  My  lord  was  exceeding  gentle  and 
kind.  Whenever  he  quitted  the  room,  his  wife's  eyes  followed 
him.  He  behaved  to  her  with  a  kind  of  mournful  courtesy 
and  kindness  remarkable  in  one  of  his  blunt  ways  and  ordi- 
narily rough  manner.  He  called  her  by  her  Christian  name 
often  and  fondly,  was  very  soft  and  gentle  with  the  children, 
especially  with  the  boy,  whom  he  did  not  love.  And  being 
lax  about  church  generally,  he  went  thither  and  performed  all 
the  otifices  (down  even  to  listening  to  Doctor  Tusher's  sermon) 
with  great  devotion. 

"  He  paces  his  room  all  night  :  what  is  it  ?  Henry,  find 
out  what  it  is,"  Lady  Castlewood  said  constantly  to  her  young 
dependant.  "  He  has  sent  three  letters  to  London,"  she  said, 
another  day. 

"  Indeed,  madam,  they  were  to  a  lawyer,"  Harry  answered, 
who  knew  of  these  letters  and  had  seen  a  part  of  the  corre- 
spondence, which  related  to  a  new  loan  my  lord  was  raising  : 
and  when  the  young  man  remonstrated  with  his  patron,  my 
lord  said  "he  was  only  raising  money  to  pay  off  an  old  debt 
on  the  property  which  must  be  discharged." 

Regarding  the  money.  Lady  Castlewood  was  not  in  the 
least  anxious.  Few  fond  women  feel  money-distress ;  indeed, 
you  can  hardly  give  a  woman  a  greater  pleasure  than  to  bid 
her  pawn  her  diamonds  for  the  man  she  loves  :  and  I  re- 
member hearing  Mr.  Congreve  say  of  my  Lord  Marlborough, 


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that  the  reason  why  my  lord  was  so  successful  with  women  as 
a  young  man  was,  because  he  took  money  of  them.  "  There 
are  few  men  who  will  make  such  a  sacrifice  for  them,"  says 
Mr.  Congreve,  who  knew  a  part  of  the  sex  pretty  well. 

Harry  Esmond's  vacation  was  just  over,  and,  as  hath  been 
said,  he  was  preparing  to  return  to  the  University  for  his  last 
term  before  taking  his  degree  and  entering  into  the  Church. 
He  had  made  up  his  mind  for  this  office,  not,  indeed,  with 
that  reverence  which  becomes  a  man  about  to  enter  upon  a 
duty  so  holy,  but  with  a  worldly  spirit  of  acquiescence  in  the 
prudence  of  adopting  that  profession  for  his  calling.  But  his 
reasoning  was,  that  he  owed  all  to  the  family  of  Castlewood, 
and  loved  better  to  be  near  them  than  anywhere  else  in  the 
world  ;  that  he  might  be  useful  to  his  benefactors,  who  had 
the  utmost  confidence  in  him  and  affection  for  him  in  return ; 
that  he  might  aid  in  bringing  up  the  young  heir  of  the  house 
and  acting  as  his  governor ;  that  he  might  continue  to  be  his 
dear  patron's  and  mistress's  friend  and  adviser,  who  both  were 
pleased  to  say  that  they  should  ever  look  upon  him  as  such  : 
and  so,  by  making  himself  useful  to  those  he  loved  best,  he 
proposed  to  console  himself  for  giving  up  of  any  schemes 
of  ambition  which  he  might  have  had  in  his  own  bosom. 
Indeed,  his  mistress  had  told  him  that  she  would  not  have 
him  leave  her ;  and  whatever  she  commanded  was  will  to  him. 

The  Lady  Castlewood's  mind  was  greatly  relieved  in  the 
last  few  days  of  this  well-remembered  holyday  time,  by  my 
lord's  announcing  one  morning,  after  the  post  had  brought 
him  letters  from  London,  in  a  careless  tone,  that  the  Lord 
Mohun  was  gone  to  Paris,  and  was  about  to  make  a  great 
journey  in  Europe  ;  and  though  Lord  Castlewood's  own  gloom 
did  not  wear  off,  or  his  behaviour  alter,  yet  this  cause  of 
anxiety  being  removed  from  his  lady's  mind,  she  began  to  be 
more  hopeful  and  easy  in  her  spirits,  striving,  too,  with  all  her 
heart,  and  by  all  the  means  of  soothing  in  her  power,  to  call 
back  my  lord's  cheerfulness  and  dissipate  his  moody  humour. 

He  accounted  for  it  himself,  by  saying  that  he  was  out  of 
health  ;  that  he  wanted  to  see  his  physician  ;  that  he  would 
go  to  London,  and  consult  Doctor  Cheyne.  It  was  agreed 
that  his  lordship  and  Harry  Esmond  should  make  the  journey 
as  far  as  London  together;  and  of  a  Monday  morning,  the 
loth  of  October,  in  the  year  1700,  they  set  forwards  towards 
London  on  horseback.     The  day  before  being  Sunday,  and 


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the  rain  pouring  tlown,  the  family  did  not  visit  church  ;  and 
at  night  my  lord  read  the  service  to  his  family,  very  finely,  and 
with  a  peculiar  sweetness  and  gravity, — speaking  the  parting 
benediction,  Harry  thought,  as  solemn  as  ever  he  heard  it. 
And  he  kissed  and  embraced  his  wife  and  children  before  they 
went  to  their  own  chambers  with  more  fondness  than  he  was 
ordinarily  wont  to  show,  and  with  a  solemnity  and  feeling  of 
which  they  thought  in  after-days  with  no  small  comfort. 

They  took  horse  the  next  morning  (after  adieux  from  the 
family  as  tender  as  on  the  night  previous),  lay  that  night  on 
the  road,  and  entered  London  at  nightfall ;  my  lord  going  to 
the  Trumpet,  in  the  Cockpit,  Whitehall,  an  house  used  by  the 
military  in  his  time  as  a  young  man,  and  accustomed  by  his 
lordship  ever  since. 

An  hour  after  my  lord's  arrival  (which  showed  that  his  visit 
had  been  arranged  beforehand),  my  lord's  man  of  business 
arrived  from  Gray's  Inn ;  and  thinking  that  his  patron  might 
wish  to  be  private  with  the  lawyer,  Esmond  was  for  leaving 
them  :  but  my  lord  said  his  business  was  short ;  introduced 
Mr.  Esmond  particularly  to  the  lawyer,  who  had  been  engaged 
for  the  family  in  the  old  lord's  time  ;  who  said  that  he  had 
paid  the  money,  as  desired  that  day,  to  my  Lord  Mohun 
himself,  at  his  lodgings  in  Bow  Street ;  that  his  lordship  had 
e.xpressed  some  surprise,  as  it  was  not  customary  to  employ 
lawyers,  he  said,  in  such  transactions  between  men  of  honour ; 
but,  nevertheless,  he  had  returned  my  Lord  Viscount's  note  of 
hand,  which  he  held  at  his  client's  disposition. 

"  I  thought  the  Lord  Mohun  had  been  in  Paris  ! "  cried 
Mr.  Esmond,  in  great  alarm  and  astonishment. 

"  He  is  come  back  at  my  invitation,"  said  my  Lord 
Viscount.     "We  have  accounts  to  settle  together." 

"  I  pray  Heaven  they  are  over,  sir,"  says  Esmond. 

"  Oh,  quite,"  replied  the  other,  looking  hard  at  the  young 
man.  "  He  was  rather  troublesome  about  that  money  which 
I  told  you  I  had  lost  to  him  at  play.  And  now  'tis  paid,  and 
we  are  quits  on  that  score,  and  we  shall  meet  good  friends 
again." 

"  My  lord,"  cried  out  Esmond,  "  I  am  sure  you  are  deceiv- 
ing me,  and  that  there  is  a  (juarrel  between  the  Lord  Mohun 
and  you." 

"  Quarrel — pish  !  We  shall  sup  together  this  very  night, 
and   drink  a  bottle.      Every  man   is  ill-humoured  who  loses 

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such  a  sum  as  I  have  lost.     But  now  'tis  paid,  and  my  anger 
is  gone  with  it." 

"  Where  shall  we  sup,  sir?"  says  Harry. 

"  We  I  Let  some  gentlemen  wait  till  they  are  asked,"  says 
my  Lord  Viscount,  with  a  laugh.  "  You  go  to  Duke  Street, 
and  see  Mr.  Betterton.  You  love  the  play,  I  know.  Leave 
me  to  follow  my  own  devices ;  and  in  the  morning  we'll  break- 
fast together,  with  what  appetite  we  may,  as  the  play  says." 

"  By  G —  !  my  lord,  I  will  not  leave  you  this  night," 
says  Harry  Esmond.  "  I  think  I  know  the  cause  of  your 
dispute.  I  swear  to  you  'tis  nothing.  On  the  very  day  the 
accident  befell  Lord  Mohun,  I  was  speaking  to  him  about  it. 
I  know  that  nothing  has  passed  but  idle  gallantry  on  his  part." 

"  You  know  that  nothing  has  passed  but  idle  gallantry 
between  Lord  Mohun  and  my  wife,"  says  my  lord,  in  a  thunder- 
ing voice — "  you  knew  of  this,  and  didn't  tell  me  ?  " 

"  I  knew  more  of  it  than  my  dear  mistress  did  herself,  sir — 
a  thousand  times  more.  How  was  she,  who  was  as  innocent 
as  a  child,  to  know  what  was  the  meaning  of  the  covert 
addresses  of  a  villain  ?  " 

"  A  villain  he  is,  you  allow,  and  would  have  taken  my  wife 
away  from  me." 

"Sir,  she  is  as  pure  as  an  angel,"  cried  young  Esmond. 

"  Have  I  said  a  word  against  her  ?  "  shrieks  out  my  lord. 
"  Did  I  ever  doubt  that  she  was  pure  ?  It  would  have  been 
the  last  day  of  her  life  when  I  did.  Do  you  fancy  I  think  that 
she  would  go  astray  ?  No,  she  hasn't  passion  enough  for  that. 
She  neither  sins  nor  forgives.  I  know  her  temper — and  now 
I've  lost  her  :  by  Heaven!  I  love  her  ten  thousand  times  more 
than  ever  I  did — yes,  when  she  was  young  and  as  beautiful  as 
an  angel — when  she  smiled  at  me  in  her  old  father's  house, 
and  used  to  lie  in  wait  for  me  there  as  I  came  from  hunting — 
when  I  used  to  fling  my  head  down  on  her  little  knees  and 
cry  like  a  child  on  her  lap— and  swear  I  would  reform,  and 
drink  no  more,  and  play  no  more,  and  follow  women  no  more; 
when  all  the  men  of  the  Court  used  to  be  following  her — when 
she  used  to  look  with  her  child  more  beautiful,  by  George  ! 
than  the  Madonna  in  the  Queen's  Chapel.  I  am  not  good 
like  her,  I  know  it.  Who  is — by  Heaven,  who  is  ?  I  tired  and 
wearied  her ;  I  know  that  very  well.  I  could  not  talk  to  her. 
You  men  of  wit  and  books  could  do  that,  and  I  couldn't — 
I  felt  I  couldn't.     Why,  when  you  was  but  a  boy  of  fifteen  I 


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could  hear  you  two  together  talking  your  poetry  and  your 
books  till  I  was  in  such  a  rage  that  I  was  fit  to  strangle  you. 
But  you  were  always  a  good  lad,  Harry,  and  I  loved  you  ;  you 
know  I  did.  And  I  felt  she  didn't  belong  to  me :  and  the 
children  don't.  And  I  besotted  myself,  and  gambled,  and 
drank,  and  took  to  all  sorts  of  devilries  out  of  despair  and 
fury.  And  now  comes  this  Mohun,  and  she  likes  him  ;  I  know 
she  likes  him." 

"Indeed,  and  on  my  soul,  you  are  wrong,  sir,"  Esmond  cried. 

"  She  takes  letters  from  him,"  cries  my  lord — "  look  here, 
Harry,"  and  he  pulled  out  a  paper  with  a  brown  stain  of  blood 
upon  it.  "  It  fell  from  him  that  day  he  wasn't  killed.  One 
of  the  grooms  picked  it  up  from  the  ground  and  gave  it  me. 

Here  it  is  in  their  d d  comedy  jargon :  '  Divine  Gloriana, — 

Why  look  so  coldly  on  your  slave  who  adores  you  ?  Have 
you  no  compassion  on  the  tortures  you  have  seen  me  suffer- 
ing ?  Do  you  vouchsafe  no  reply  to  billets  that  are  written 
with  the  blood  of  my  heart  ? '    She  had  more  letters  from  him." 

"  But  she  answered  none,"  cries  Esmond. 

"That's  not  Mohun's  fault,"  says  my  lord;  "and  I  will  be 
revenged  on  him,  as  God's  in  heaven,  I  will." 

"  For  a  light  word  or  two,  will  you  risk  your  lady's  honour 
and  your  family's  happiness,  my  lord  ? "  Esmond  interposed 
beseechingly. 

"  Psha  ! — there  shall  be  no  question  of  my  wife's  honour," 
said  my  lord ;  "  we  can  quarrel  on  plenty  of  grounds  beside. 
If  I  live,  that  villain  will  be  punished :  if  I  fall,  my  family  will 
be  only  the  better :  there  will  only  be  a  spendthrift  the  less 
to  keep  in  the  world :  and  Frank  has  better  teaching  than  his 
father.  My  mind  is  made  up,  Harry  Esmond,  and  whatever 
the  event  is,  I  am  easy  about  it.  I  leave  my  wife  and  you  as 
guardians  to  the  children." 

Seeing  that  my  lord  was  bent  upon  pursuing  this  quarrel, 
and  that  no  entreaties  would  draw  him  from  it,  Harry  Esmond 
(then  of  a  hotter  and  more  impetuous  nature  than  now,  when 
care  and  reflection,  and  grey  hairs,  have  calmed  him)  thought 
it  was  his  duty  to  stand  by  his  kind  generous  patron,  and  said, 
"  My  lord,  if  you  are  determined  upon  war,  you  must  not  go 
into  it  alone.  'Tis  the  duty  of  our  house  to  stand  by  its  chief: 
and  I  should  neither  forgive  myself  nor  you  if  you  did  not  call 
me,  or  I  should  be  absent  from  you,  at  a  moment  of  danger.'' 

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says  my  lord,  taking  Esmond  by  the  hand  very  kindly:  "and 
it  were  a  great  pity  that  you  should  meddle  in  the  matter." 

"Your  lordship  thought  of  being  a  Churchman,  once," 
Harry  answered,  "and  your  father's  orders  did  not  prevent 
him  fighting  at  Castlewood  against  the  Roundheads.  Your 
enemies  are  mine,  sir.  I  can  use  the  foils,  as  you  have  seen, 
indifferent  well,  and  don't  think  I  shall  be  afraid  when  the 
buttons  are  taken  off  'em."  And  then  Harry  explained,  with 
some  blushes  and  hesitation  (for  the  matter  was  delicate,  and 
he  feared  lest,  by  having  put  himself  forward  in  the  quarrel,  he 
might  have  offended  his  patron),  how  he  had  himself  expostu- 
lated with  the  Lord  Mohun,  and  proposed  to  measure  swords 
with  him  if  need  were,  and  he  could  not  be  got  to  withdraw 
peaceably  in  this  dispute.  "  And  I  should  have  beat  him, 
sir,"  says  Harry,  laughing.  "  He  never  could  parry  that  botte 
I  brought  from  Cambridge.  Let  us  have  half-an-hour  of  it, 
and  rehearse — I  can  teach  it  your  lordship  :  'tis  the  most 
delicate  point  in  the  world,  and  if  you  miss  it — your  adver- 
sary's sword  is  through  you.'' 

"  By  George,  Harry  !  you  ought  to  be  the  head  of  the 
house,"  says  my  lord  gloomily.  "  You  had  been  better  Lord 
Castlewood  than  a  lazy  sot  like  me,"  he  added,  drawing  his 
hand  across  his  eyes,  and  surveying  his  kinsman  with  very 
kind,  affectionate  glances. 

"  Let  us  take  our  coats  off  and  have  half-an-hour's  prac- 
tice before  nightfall,''  says  Harry,  after  thankfully  grasping  his 
patron's  manly  hand. 

"  You  are  but  a  little  bit  of  a  lad,"  says  my  lord  good- 
humouredly ;  "  but,  in  faith,  I  believe  you  could  do  for  that 
fellow.  No,  my  boy,"  he  continued,  "  I'll  have  none  of  your 
feints  and  tricks  of  stabbing  :  I  can  use  my  sword  pretty  well 
too,  and  will  fight  my  own  quarrel  my  own  way." 

"  But  I  shall  be  by  to  see  fair  play,"  cries  Harry. 

"Yes,  God  bless  you — you  shall  be  by." 

"When  is  it,  sir?  "  says  Harry,  for  he  saw  that  the  matter 
had  been  arranged  privately,  and  beforehand,  by  my  lord. 

"'Tis  arranged  thus  :  I  sent  off  a  courier  to  Jack  Westbury 
to  say  that  I  wanted  him  specially.  He  knows  for  what,  and 
will  be  here  presently,  and  drink  part  of  that  bottle  of  sack. 
Then  we  shall  go  to  the  theatre  in  Duke  Street,  where  we 
shall  meet  Mohun ;  and  then  we  shall  all  go  sup  at  the  Rose 
or  the  Greyhound.     Then  we  shall  call  for  cards,  and  there 


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will  be  probably  a  difference  over  the  cards — and  then,  (iod 
help  us  ! — either  a  wicked  villain  and  traitor  shall  go  out  of 
the  world,  or  a  poor  worthless  devil  that  doesn't  care  to 
remain  in  it.  I  am  better  away,  Hal, — my  wife  will  be  all  the 
happier  when  I  am  gone,"  says  my  lord,  with  a  groan,  that 
tore  the  heart  of  Harry  Esmond  so  that  he  fairly  broke  into 
a  sob  over  his  patron's  kind  hand. 

"  The  business  was  talked  over  with  Mohun  before  he  left 
home — Castlewood,  I  mean,"  my  lord  went  on.  "  I  took 
the  letter  in  to  him,  which  I  had  read,  and  I  charged  him  with 
his  villany,  and  he  could  make  no  denial  of  it ;  only  he  said 
that  my  wife  was  innocent." 

"  And  so  she  is ;  before  Heaven,  my  lord,  she  is  ! "  cries 
Harry. 

"  No  doubt,  no  doubt.  They  always  are,"  says  my  lord. 
"  No  doubt,  when  she  heard  he  was  killed,  she  fainted  from 
accident." 

"  But,  my  lord,  my  name  is  Harry,"  cried  out  Esmond, 
burning  red.      "  You  told  my  lady,  '  Harry  was  killed  ! '  " 

"  Damnation  !  shall  I  fight  you  too  ?  "  shouts  my  lord,  in 
a  fury.  "  Are  you,  you  little  serpent,  warmed  by  my  fire, 
going  to  sting — yo2t  ? — No,  my  boy,  you're  an  honest  boy ; 
you  are  a  good  boy."  (And  here  he  broke  from  rage  into 
tears  even  more  cruel  to  see.)  "You  are  an  honest  boy, 
and  I  love  you  ;  and,  by  Heavens  !  I  am  so  wretched  that  I 
don't  care  what  sword  it  is  that  ends  me.  Stop,  here's  Jack 
Westbury.  Well,  Jack !  Welcome,  old  boy !  This  is  my 
kinsman,  Harry  Esmond." 

"  Who  brought  your  bowls  for  you  at  Castlewood,  sir,"  says 
Harry,  bowing  ;  and  the  three  gentlemen  sate  down  and  drank 
of  that  bottle  of  sack  which  was  prepared  for  them. 

"  Harry  is  number  three,"  says  my  lord.  "  You  needn't 
be  afraid  of  him,  Jack."  And  the  Colonel  gave  a  look,  as 
much  as  to  say,  "Indeed,  he  don't  look  as  if  I  need."  And 
then  my  lord  explained  what  he  had  only  told  by  hints  before. 
When  he  quarrelled  with  Lord  Mohun  he  was  indebted  to  his 
lordship  in  a  sum  of  sixteen  hundred  pounds,  for  which  Lord 
Mohun  said  he  proposed  to  wait  until  my  Lord  Yiscount 
should  pay  him.  My  lord  had  raised  the  sixteen  hundred 
pounds  and  sent  them  to  Lord  Mohun  that  morning,  and 
before  quitting  home  had  put  his  affairs  into  order,  and  was 
now  quite  ready  to  abide  the  issue  of  the  quarrel. 


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When  we  had  drunk  a  couple  of  bottles  of  sack,  a  coach 
was  called,  and  the  three  gentlemen  went  to  the  Duke's  Play- 
house, as  agreed.  The  play  was  one  of  Mr.  Wycherley's — 
"  Love  in  a  Wood.'' 

Harry  Esmond  has  thought  of  that  play  ever  since  with  a 
kind  of  terror,  and  of  Mrs.  Bracegirdle,  the  actress  who  per- 
formed the  girl's  part  in  the  comedy.  She  was  disguised 
as  a  page,  and  came  and  stood  before  the  gentlemen  as  they 
sate  on  the  stage,  and  looked  over  her  shoulder  with  a  pair  of 
arch  black  eyes,  and  laughed  at  my  lord,  and  asked  what  ailed 
the  gentleman  from  the  country,  and  had  he  had  bad  news 
from  Bullock  Fair? 

Between  the  acts  of  the  play  the  gentlemen  crossed  over 
and  conversed  freely.  There  were  two  of  Lord  Mohun's  party, 
Captain  Macartney,  in  a  military  habit,  and  a  gentleman  in  a 
suit  of  blue  velvet  and  silver,  in  a  fair  perriwig,  with  a  rich  fall  of 
point  of  Venice  lace — my  lord  the  Earl  of  Warwick  and  Holland. 
My  lord  had  a  paper  of  oranges,  which  he  ate  and  offered  to 
the  actresses,  joking  with  them.  And  Mrs.  Bracegirdle,  when 
my  Lord  Mohun  said  something  rude,  turned  on  him,  and 
asked  him  what  he  did  there,  and  whether  he  and  his  friends 
had  come  to  stab  anybody  else  as  they  did  poor  Will  Mount- 
ford  ?  My  lord's  dark  face  grew  darker  at  this  taunt,  and  wore 
a  mischievous  fatal  look.  They  that  saw  it  remembered  it,  and 
said  so  afterward. 

When  the  play  was  ended  the  two  parties  joined  company ; 
and  my  Lord  Castlewood  then  proposed  that  they  should  go 
to  a  tavern  and  sup.  Lockit's,  the  Greyhound,  in  Charing 
Cross,  was  the  house  selected.  All  six  marched  together  that 
way ;  the  three  lords  going  ahead,  Lord  Mohun's  captain, 
and  Colonel  Westbury,  and  Harry  Esmond,  walking  behind 
them.  As  they  walked,  W^estbury  told  Harry  Esmond  about 
his  old  friend  Dick  the  Scholar,  who  had  got  promotion,  and 
was  Cornet  of  the  Guards,  and  had  wrote  a  book  called  the 
"  Christian  Hero,"  and  had  all  the  Guards  to  laugh  at  him  for 
his  pains,  for  the  Christian  Hero  was  breaking  the  command- 
ments constantly,  W^estbury  said,  and  had  fought  one  or  two 
duels  already.  And,  in  a  lower  tone,  \\'cstbury  besought 
young  Mr.  Esmond  to  take  no  part  in  the  quarrel.  "There 
was  no  need  for  more  seconds  than  one,"  said  the  Colonel, 
"  and  the  Captain  or  Lord  Warwick  might  easily  withdraw." 
But  Harry  said  no ;  he  was  bent  on  going  through  with  the 


We  go  to  Cards  167 

business.      Indeed,   he  had  a   plan   in  his  head,   which,   he 
thought,  might  prevent  my  Lord  Viscount  from  engaging. 

They  went  in  at  the  bar  of  the  tavern,  and  desired  a  private 
room  and  wine  and  cards,  and  when  the  drawer  had  brought 
these,  they  began  to  drink  and  called  healths,  and  as  long  as 
the  servants  were  in  the  room  appeared  very  friendly. 

Harry  Esmond's  plan  was  no  other  than  to  engage  in  talk 
with  Lord  Mohun,  to  insult  him,  and  so  get  the  first  of  the 
quarrel.  So  when  cards  were  proposed  he  offered  to  play. 
"  Psha  I "  says  my  Lord  Mohun  (whether  wishing  to  save 
Harry,  or  not  choosing  to  try  the  botte  de  Jesuite,  it  is  not  to 
be  known) — "young  gentlemen  from  College  should  not  play 
these  stakes.     You  are  too  young." 

"Who  dares  say  I  am  too  young?"  broke  out  Harry.  "Is 
your  lordship  afraid  ?  " 

"  Afraid  I  "  cries  out  Mohun. 

But  my  good  Lord  Viscount  saw  the  move.  "I'll  play 
you  for  ten  moidores,  Mohun,"  says  he. — "You  silly  boy^  we 
don't  play  for  groats  here  as  you  do  at  Cambridge ; "  and 
Harry,  who  had  no  such  sum  in  his  pocket  (for  his  half-year's 
salary  was  always  pretty  well  spent  before  it  was  due),  fell  back 
with  rage  and  vexation  in  his  heart  that  he  had  not  money 
enough  to  stake. 

"  I'll  stake  the  young  gentleman  a  crown,"  says  the  Lord 
Mohun's  captain. 

"  I  thought  crowns  were  rather  scarce  with  the  gentlemen 
of  the  army,"  says  Harry. 

"Do  they  birch  at  College?"  says  the  Captain. 

"They  birch  fools,"  says  Harry,  "and  they  cane  bullies, 
and  they  fling  puppies  into  the  water." 

"Faith,  then  there's  some  escapes  drowning,"  says  the 
Captain,  who  was  an  Irishman  :  and  all  the  gentlemen  began 
to  laugh,  and  made  poor  Harry  only  more  angry. 

My  Lord  Mohun  presently  snuffed  a  candle.  It  was  when 
the  drawers  brought  in  fresh  bottles  and  glasses  and  were  in 
the  room — on  which  my  I-ord  Viscount  said,  "The  deuce 
take  you,  Mohun,  how  damned  awkward  you  are  !  Light  the 
candle,  you  drawer." 

"  Damned  awkward  is  a  damned  awkward  expression,  my 
lord,"  says  the  other.  "  Town  gentlemen  don't  use  such  words 
— or  ask  pardon  if  they  do." 

"I'm  a  country  gentleman,"  says  my  Lord  Viscount, 


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"  I  see  it  by  your  manner,"  says  my  Lord  Mohun.  "  No 
man  shall  say  damned  awkward  to  me." 

"  I  fling  the  words  in  your  face,  my  lord,"  says  the  other ; 
"  shall  I  send  the  cards  too  ?  " 

"  Gentlemen,  gentlemen  !  before  the  servants  !  "  cry  out 
Colonel  Westbury  and  the  Lord  Warwick  in  a  breath.  The 
drawers  go  out  of  the  room  hastily.  They  tell  the  people 
below  of  the  quarrel  upstairs. 

"  Enough  has  been  said,"  says  Colonel  Westbury.  "  Will 
your  lordships  meet  to-morrow  morning  ?  " 

"  Will  my  Lord  Castlewood  withdraw  his  words  ?  "  asks  the 
Earl  of  Warwick. 

"My  Lord  Castlewood  will   be  first,"  says  Colonel 

Westbury. 

"Then  we  have  nothing  for  it.  Take  notice,  gentlemen, 
there  have  been  outrageous  words — reparation  asked  and 
refused." 

"  And  refused,"  says  my  Lord  Castlewood,  putting  on  his 
hat.     "  Where  shall  the  meeting  be  ?  and  when  ?  " 

"  Since  my  lord  refuses  me  satisfaction,  which  I  deeply 
regret,  there  is  no  time  so  good  as  now,"  says  my  Lord 
Mohun.     "  Let  us  have  chairs  and  go  to  Leicester  Field." 

"  Are  your  lordship  and  I  to  have  the  honour  of  ex- 
changing a  pass  or  two  ?  "  says  Colonel  Westbury,  with  a  low 
bow  to  my  Lord  of  Warwick  and  Holland. 

"  It  is  an  honour  for  me,"  says  my  lord,  with  a  profound 
congee,  "to  be  matched  with  a  gentleman  who  has  been  at 
Mons  and  Namur." 

"  Will  your  Reverence  permit  me  to  give  you  a  lesson  ?  " 
says  the  Captain. 

"  Nay,  nay,  gentlemen,  two  on  a  side  are  plenty,"  says 
Harry's  patron.  "Spare  the  boy.  Captain  Macartney;"  and 
he  shook  Harry's  hand  —  for  the  last  time,  save  one,  in 
his  life. 

At  the  bar  of  the  tavern  all  the  gentlemen  stopped,  and 
my  Lord  Viscount  said,  laughing,  to  the  barwoman,  that  those 
cards  set  people  sadly  a-quarrelling  ;  but  that  the  dispute  was 
over  now,  and  the  parties  were  all  going  away  to  my  Lord 
Mohun's  house,  in  Bow  Street,  to  drink  a  bottle  more  before 
going  to  bed. 

A  half-do/.en  of  chairs  were  now  called,  and  the  six  gentle- 
men stepping  into  them,  the  word  was  privately  given  to  the 


A  Meeting  169 

chairmen  to  go  to  Leicester  Field,  where  the  gentlemen  were 
set  down  opposite  the  Standard  Tavern.  It  was  midnight, 
and  the  town  was  abed  by  this  time,  and  only  a  few  lights  in 
the  windows  of  the  houses  ;  but  the  night  was  bright  enough 
for  the  unhappy  purpose  which  the  disputants  came  about ; 
and  so  all  six  entered  into  that  fatal  square,  the  chairmen 
standing  without  the  railing  and  keeping  the  gate,  lest  any 
persons  should  disturb  the  meeting. 

All  that  happened  there  hath  been  matter  of  publick 
notoriety,  and  is  recorded  for  warning  to  lawless  men,  in  the 
annals  of  our  country.  After  being  engaged  for  not  more  than 
a  couple  of  minutes^,  as  Harry  Esmond  thought  (though,  being 
occupied  at  the  time  with  his  own  adversary's  point,  which  was 
active,  he  may  not  have  taken  a  good  note  of  time),  a  cry 
from  the  chairmen  without,  who  were  smoking  their  pipes  and 
leaning  over  the  railings  of  the  field  as  they  watched  the  dim 
combat  within,  announced  that  some  catastrophe  had  happened, 
which  caused  Esmond  to  drop  his  sword  and  look  round,  at 
which  moment  his  enemy  wounded  him  in  the  right  hand. 
But  the  young  man  did  not  heed  this  hurt  much,  and  ran  up 
to  the  place  where  he  saw  his  dear  master  was  down. 

My  Lord  Mohun  was  standing  over  him. 

"Are  you  much  hurt,  Frank?"  he  asked,  in  a  hollow 
voice. 

"I  believe  Fm  a  dead  man."  my  lord  said  from  the 
ground. 

"No,  no,  not  so,"  says  the  other;  "and  I  call  God  to 
witness,  Frank  Esmond,  that  I  would  have  asked  your  pardon, 
had  you  but  given  me  a  chance.  In — in  the  first  cause  of  our 
falling  out,  I  swear  that  no  one  was  to  blame  but  me,  and — 
and  that  my  lady " 

"  Hush  !"  says  my  poor  Lord  Viscount,  lifting  himself  on 
his  elbow,  and  speaking  faintly.  "  'Twas  a  dispute  about  the 
cards — the  cursed  cards.  Harry,  my  boy,  are  you  wounded, 
too  ?  God  help  thee  !  I  loved  thee,  Harry,  and  thou  must 
watch  over  my  little  Frank — and — and  carry  this  little  heart  to 
my  wife." 

And  here  my  dear  lord  felt  in  his  breast  for  a  locket  he 
wore  there,  and,  in  the  act,  fell  back,  fainting. 

We  were  all  at  this  terrified,  thinking  him  dead ;  but 
Esmond  and  Colonel  Westbury  bade  the  chairmen  to  come 
into  the  field  :  and  so  my  lord  was  carried  to  one  Mr.  Aimes, 


I70      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

a  surgeon,  in  Long  Acre,  who  kept  a  bath,  and  there  the  house 
was  wakened  up,  and  the  victim  of  this  quarrel  carried  in. 

My  Lord  Viscount  was  put  to  bed,  and  his  wound  looked 
to  by  the  surgeon,  who  seemed  both  kind  and  skilful.  When 
he  had  looked  to  my  lord,  he  bandaged  up  Harry  Esmond's 
hand  (who,  from  loss  of  blood,  had  fainted,  too,  in  the  house, 
and  may  have  been  some  time  unconscious)  ;  and  when  the 
young  man  came  to  himself,  you  may  be  sure  he  eagerly  asked 
what  news  there  were  of  his  dear  patron  ;  on  which  the  surgeon 
carried  him  to  the  room  where  the  Lord  Castlewood  lay ;  who 
had  already  sent  for  a  priest ;  and  desired  earnestly,  they  said, 
to  speak  with  his  kinsman.  He  was  lying  on  a  bed,  very  pale 
and  ghastly,  with  that  fixed,  fatal  look  in  his  eyes  which 
betokens  death  ;  and  faintly  beckoning  all  the  other  persons 
away  from  him  with  his  hand,  and  crying  out,  "  Only  Harry 
Esmond,"  the  hand  fell  powerless  down  on  the  coverlet,  as 
Harry  came  forward,  and  knelt  down  and  kissed  it. 

"  Thou  art  all  but  a  priest,  Harry,'"  my  Lord  Viscount 
gasped  out,  with  a  faint  smile,  and  pressure  of  his  cold  hand. 
"Are  they  all  gone?  Let  me  make  thee  a  deathbed  con- 
fession." 

And  with  sacred  Death  waiting,  as  it  were,  at  the  bed-foot, 
as  an  awful  witness  of  his  words,  the  poor  dying  soul  gasped 
out  his  last  wishes  in  respect  of  his  family  ; — his  humble  pro- 
fession of  contrition  for  his  faults ; — and  his  charity  towards 
the  world  he  was  leaving.  Some  things  he  said  concerned 
Harry  Esmond  as  much  as  they  astonished  him.  And  my 
Lord  Viscount,  sinking  visibly,  was  in  the  midst  of  these 
strange  confessions,  when  the  ecclesiastick  for  w-hom  my  lord 
had  sent,  Mr.  Atterbury,  arrived. 

This  gentleman  had  reached  to  no  great  Church  dignity, 
as  yet,  but  was  only  preacher  at  St.  Bride's,  drawing  all  the 
town  thither  by  his  eloquent  sermons.  He  was  godson  to  my 
lord,  who  had  been  pupil  to  his  father  ;  had  paid  a  visit 
to  Castlewood  from  Oxford  more  than  once ;  and  it  was  by 
his  advice,  I  think,  that  Harry  Esmond  was  sent  to  Cam- 
bridge, rather  than  to  Oxford,  of  which  place  Mr.  Atterbury, 
though  a  distinguished  member,  spoke  but  ill. 

Our  messenger  found  the  good  priest  already  at  his  books 
at  five  o'clock  in  the  morning,  and  he  followed  the  man  eagerly 
to  the  house  where  my  poor  Lord  Viscount  lay, — Esmond 
watching  him,  and  taking  his  dying  words  from  his  mouthy 


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171 


My  lord,  hearing  of  Mr.  Atterbury's  arrival,  and  squeezing 
Esmond's  hand,  asked  to  be  alone  with  the  priest ;  and  Esmond 


Some  things  he  said  concerned  Harry  Esmond  as  much  as  they  astonished  him 


left  them   there   for   this   solemn    interview.      You    may    be 
sure  that  his  own  prayers  and  grief  accompanied  that  dying 


172      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

benefactor.  My  lord  had  said  to  him  that  which  confounded 
the  young  man — informed  him  of  a  secret  which  greatly  con- 
cerned him.  Indeed,  after  hearing  it,  he  had  had  good  cause 
for  doubt  and  dismay  ;  for  mental  anguish,  as  well  as  resolution. 
While  the  colloquy  between  Mr.  Atterbury  and  his  dying  peni- 
tent took  place  within,  an  immense  contest  of  perplexity  was 
agitating  Lord  Castlewood's  young  companion. 

At  the  end  of  an  hour — it  may  be  more — Mr.  Atterbury 
came  out  of  the  room,  looking  very  hard  at  Esmond,  and 
holding  a  paper. 

"  He  is  on  the  brink  of  God's  awful  judgment,"  the  priest 
whispered.  "He  has  made  his  breast  clean  to  me.  He 
forgives  and  believes,  and  makes  restitution.  Shall  it  be  in 
publick  ?     Shall  we  call  a  witness  to  sign  it  ?  " 

"  God  knows,"  sobbed  out  the  young  man  ;  "  my  dearest 
lord  has  only  done  me  kindness  all  his  life." 

The  priest  put  the  paper  into  Esmond's  hand.  He  looked 
at  it.     It  swam  before  his  eyes. 

*"Tis  a  confession,"  he  said. 

'"Tis  as  you  please,"  said  Mr.  Atterbury. 

There  was  a  fire  in  the  room,  where  the  cloths  were  drying 
for  the  baths,  and  there  lay  a  heap  in  a  corner,  saturated  with 
the  blood  from  my  dear  lord's  body.  Esmond  went  to  the 
fire,  and  threw  the  paper  into  it.  'Twas  a  great  chimney  with 
glazed  Dutch  tiles.  How  we  remember  such  trifles  in  such 
awful  moments  ! — the  scrap  of  the  book  that  we  have  read  in 
a  great  grief — the  taste  of  that  last  dish  that  we  have  eaten 
before  a  duel,  or  some  such  supreme  meeting  or  parting.  On 
the  Dutch  tiles  at  the  Bagnio  was  a  rude  picture  rej)resenting 
Jacob  in  hairy  gloves,  cheating  Isaac  of  Esau's  birthright.  The 
burning  paper  lighted  it  up. 

'"Tis  only  a  confession,  Mr.  Atterbury,"  said  the  young 
man.  He  leaned  his  head  against  the  mantelpiece  :  a  burst 
of  tears  came  to  his  eyes.  They  were  the  first  he  had  shed 
as  he  sate  by  his  lord,  scared  by  this  calamity,  and  more  yet 
by  what  the  poor  dying  gentleman  had  told  him.  and  shocked 
to  think  that  he  should  be  the  agent  of  i)ringing  this  double 
misfortune  on  those  he  loved  best. 

"Let  us  go  to  him,"  said  Mr.  Esmond.  And  accordingly 
they  went  into  the  next  chamber,  where,  by  this  time,  the 
dawn  had  broke,  which  showed  my  lord's  poor  f)ale  face  and 
wild  appealing  eyes  that  wore  that  awful  fatal  look  of  coming 


Requiescat  in  Pace  173 

dissolution.  The  surgeon  was  with  him.  He  went  into  the 
chamber  as  Atterbury  came  out  thence.  My  Lord  Viscount 
turned  round  his  sick  eyes  towards  Esmond.  It  choked  the 
other  to  hear  that  rattle  in  his  throat. 

"  My  Lord  Viscount,"  says  Mr.  Atterbury,  "  Mr.  Esmond 
wants  no  witnesses,  and  hath  burned  the  paper." 

"  My  dearest  master  !  "  Esmond  said,  kneeling  down,  and 
taking  his  hand  and  kissing  it. 

My  Lord  Viscount  sprang  up  in  his  bed,  and  flung  his 
arms  round  Esmond.  "  God  bl — bless  .  .  ."  was  all  he  said. 
The  blood  rushed  from  his  mouth,  deluging  the  young  man. 
My  dearest  lord  was  no  more.  He  was  gone  with  a  blessing 
on  his  lips,  and  love  and  repentance  and  kindness  in  his 
manly  heart. 

^''  Benedicti  benedicentes,"  says  Mr.  Atterbury,  and  the  young 
man,  kneeling  at  the  bedside,  groaned  out  an  amen. 

"  Who  shall  take  the  news  to  her  ? "  was  Mr.  Esmond's 
next  thought.  And  on  this  he  besought  Mr.  Atterbury  to 
bear  the  tidings  to  Castlewood.  He  could  not  face  his  mis- 
tress himself  with  those  dreadful  news.  Mr.  Atterbury  com- 
plying kindly,  Esmond  writ  a  hasty  note  on  his  table-book  to 
my  lord's  man,  bidding  him  get  the  horses  for  Mr.  Atterbury, 
and  ride  with  him,  and  send  Esmond's  own  valise  to  the 
Gatehouse  prison,  whither  he  resolved  to  go  and  give  him- 
self up. 


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CHAPTER  I 

I  AM  IN   PRISON,   AND  VISITED,   BUT  NOT  CONSOLED  THERE 


T 


HOSE  may  imagine,  who  have  seen  Death  untimely 
strike  down  persons  revered  and  beloved,  and  know 
how  unavailing  consolation  is,  what  was  Harry  Esmond's 


178      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

anguish  after  being  an  actor  in  that  ghastly  midnight  scene  of 
blood  and  homicide.  He  could  not,  he  felt,  have  faced  his 
dear  mistress,  and  told  her  that  story.  He  was  thankful  that 
kind  Atterbury  consented  to  break  the  sad  news  to  her;  but, 
besides  his  grief,  which  he  took  into  prison  with  him,  he  had 
that  in  his  heart  which  secretly  cheered  and  consoled  him. 

A  great  secret  had  been  told  to  Esmond  by  his  unhappy 
stricken  kinsman,  lying  on  his  deathbed.  Were  he  to  dis- 
close it,  as  in  equity  and  honour  he  might  do,  the  discovery 
would  but  bring  greater  grief  upon  those  whom  he  loved  best 
in  the  world,  and  who  were  sad  enough  already.  Should  he 
bring  down  shame  and  perplexity  upon  all  those  beings  to 
whom  he  was  attached  by  so  many  tender  ties  of  affection  and 
gratitude?  degrade  his  father's  widow?  impeach  and  sully  his 
father's  and  kinsman's  honour?  and  for  what?  for  a  barren 
title,  to  be  worn  at  the  expense  of  an  innocent  boy,  the  son  of 
his  dearest  benefactress.  He  had  debated  this  matter  in  his 
conscience,  whilst  his  poor  lord  was  making  his  dying  confes- 
sion. On  one  side  were  Ambition,  Temptation,  Justice,  even ; 
but  Love,  Gratitude,  and  Fidelity  pleaded  on  the  other.  And 
when  the  struggle  was  over  in  Harry's  mind,  a  glow  of  righteous 
happiness  filled  it ;  and  it  was  with  grateful  tears  in  his  eyes 
that  he  returned  thanks  to  God  for  that  decision  which  he  had 
been  enabled  to  make. 

"  When  I  was  denied  by  my  own  blood,"  thought  he, 
"  these  dearest  friends  received  and  cherished  me.  When  I 
was  a  nameless  orphan  myself,  and  needed  a  protector,  I 
found  one  in  yonder  kind  soul,  who  has  gone  to  his  account 
repenting  of  the  innocent  wrong  he  has  done." 

And  with  this  consoling  thought  he  went  away  to  give 
himself  up  at  the  prison,  after  kissing  the  cold  lips  of  his 
benefactor. 

It  was  on  the  third  day  after  he  had  come  to  the  Gatehouse 
prison  (where  he  lay  in  no  small  pain  from  his  wound,  which 
inflamed  and  ached  severely),  and  with  those  thoughts  and 
resolutions  that  have  been  just  spoke  of,  to  depress,  and  yet 
to  console  him,  that  H.  Esmond's  keeper  came  and  told  him 
that  a  visitor  was  asking  for  him  ;  and  though  he  could  not 
see  her  face,  which  was  enveloped  in  a  black  hood,  her  whole 
figure,  too,  being  veiled  and  covered  with  the  deepest  mourning, 
Esmond  knew  at  once  that  his  visitor  was  his  dear  mistress. 

He  got  up  from  his  bed,  where  he  was  lying,  being  very 


In  Torture  179 

weak ;  and  advancing  towards  her,  as  the  retiring  keeper  shut 
the  door  upon  him  and  his  guest  in  that  sad  place,  he  put  for- 
ward his  left  hand  (for  the  right  was  wounded  and  bandaged), 
and  he  would  have  taken  that  kind  one  of  his  mistress,  which 
had  done  so  many  offices  of  friendship  for  him  for  so  many 
years. 

But  the  Lady  Castlewood  went  back  from  him,  putting 
back  her  hood,  and  leaning  against  the  great  stanchioned  door 
which  the  gaoler  had  just  closed  upon  them.  Her  face  was 
ghastly  white,  as  Esmond  saw  it,  looking  from  the  hood  :  and 
her  eyes,  ordinarily  so  sweet  and  tender,  were  fixed  at  him 
with  such  a  tragick  glance  of  woe  and  anger,  as  caused  the 
young  man,  unaccustomed  to  unkindness  from  that  person,  to 
avert  his  own  glances  from  her  face. 

"  And  this,  Mr.  Esmond,"  she  said,  "  is  where  I  see  you ; 
and  'tis  to  this  you  have  brought  me  !  " 

"You  have  come  to  console  me  in  my  calamity,  madam." 
said  he  (though,  in  truth,  he  scarce  knew  how  to  address  her, 
his  emotions,  at  beholding  her,  so  overpowered  him). 

She  advanced  a  little,  but  stood  silent  and  trembling,  look- 
ing out  at  him  from  her  black  draperies,  with  her  small  white 
hands  clasped  together,  and  quivering  lips  and  hollow  eyes. 

"  Not  to  reproach  me,"  he  continued,  after  a  pause.  "  My 
grief  is  sufficient  as  it  is." 

"lake  back  your  hand — do  not  touch  me  with  it!"  she 
cried.     "  Look  !  there's  blood  on  it !  " 

"  I  wish  they  had  taken  it  all,"  said  Esmond,  "  if  you  are 
unkind  to  me." 

"  Where  is  my  husband  ?  "  she  broke  out.  "  Give  me  back 
my  husband,  Henry.  Why  did  you  stand  by  at  midnight  and 
see  him  murdered  ?  Why  did  the  traitor  escape  who  did  it  ? 
You,  the  champion  of  our  house,  who  offered  to  die  for  us  ? 
You  that  he  loved  and  trusted,  and  to  whom  I  confided  him — 
you  that  vowed  devotion  and  gratitude,  and  I  believed  you — 
yes,  I  believed  you — why  are  you  here,  and  my  noble  Francis 
gone  ?  Why  did  you  come  among  us  ?  You  have  only  brought 
us  grief  and  sorrow :  and  repentance,  bitter,  bitter  repentance, 
as  a  return  for  our  love  and  kindness.  Did  I  ever  do  you  a 
wrong,  Henry  ?  You  were  but  an  orphan  child  when  I  first  saw 
you — when  he  first  saw  you,  who  was  so  good,  and  noble,  and 
trusting.  He  would  have  had  you  sent  away,  but,  like  a  foolish 
woman,  1  besought  him  to  let  you  stay.     And  you  pretended 


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to  love  us,  and  we  believed  you — and  you  made  our  house 
wretched,  and  my  husband's  heart  went  from  me  :  and  I  lost 
him  through  you — I  lost  him — the  husband  of  my  youth,  I 
say.  I  worshipped  him  :  you  know  I  worshipped  him — and 
he  was  changed  to  me.  He  was  no  more  my  Francis  of  old 
— my  dear,  dear  soldier.  He  loved  me  before  he  saw  you  : 
and  I  loved  him ;  O,  God  is  my  witness  how  I  loved  him  ! 
Why  did  he  not  send  you  from  among  us?  'Twas  only  his 
kindness  that  could  refuse  me  nothing  then.  And,  young  as 
you  were, — yes,  and  weak  and  alone — there  was  evil,  I  knew 
there  was  evil,  in  keeping  you.  I  read  it  in  your  face  and  eyes. 
I  saw  that  they  boded  harm  to  us — and  it  came ;  I  knew 
it  would.  Why  did  you  not  die  when  you  had  the  small-pox 
— and  I  came  myself  and  watched  you,  and  you  didn't 
know  me  in  your  delirium — and  you  called  out  for  me,  though 
I  was  there  at  your  side.  All  that  has  happened  since,  was  a 
just  judgment  on  my  wicked  heart — my  wicked  jealous  heart. 
O,  I  am  punished,  awfully  punished  !  My  husband  lies  in  his 
blood — murdered  for  defending  me,  my  kind,  kind,  generous 
lord — and  you  were  by,  and  you  let  him  die,  Henry  !  " 

These  words,  uttered  in  the  wildness  of  her  grief,  by  one 
who  was  ordinarily  quiet,  and  spoke  seldom  except  with  a 
gentle  smile  and  a  soothing  tone,  rung  in  Esmond's  ear  ;  and 
'tis  said  that  he  repeated  many  of  them  in  the  fever  into  which 
he  now  fell  from  his  wound,  and  perhaps  from  the  emotion 
which  such  passionate  undeserved  upbraidings  caused  him.  It 
seemed  as  if  his  very  sacrifices  and  love  for  this  lady  and  her 
family  were  to  turn  to  evil  and  reproach  :  as  if  his  presence 
amongst  them  was  indeed  a  cause  of  grief,  and  the  continu- 
ance of  his  life  but  woe  and  bitterness  to  theirs.  As  the  Lady 
Castlewood  spoke  bitterly,  rapidly,  without  a  tear,  he  never 
offered  a  word  of  appeal  or  remonstrance  ;  but  sate  at  the  foot 
of  his  prison-bed,  stricken  only  with  the  more  pain  at  thinking 
it  was  that  soft  and  beloved  hand  which  should  stab  him  so 
cruelly,  and  powerless  against  her  fatal  sorrow.  Her  words  as 
she  spoke  struck  the  chords  of  all  his  memory,  and  the  whole 
of  his  boyhood  and  youth  passed  within  him,  whilst  this  lady, 
so  fond  and  gentle  but  yesterday, — this  good  angel  whom  he 
had  loved  and  worshipped, — stood  before  him,  pursuing  him 
with  keen  words  and  aspect  malign. 

"  I  wish  I  were  in  my  lord's  place,"  he  groaned  out.  "  It 
was  not  my  fault  that  I  was  not  there,  Madam.     But  Fate  is 


Love  lies  a-bleeding  i8i 

stronger  than  all  of  us,  and  willed  what  has  come  to  pass.  It 
had  been  better  for  me  to  have  died  when  I  had  the  illness." 

"Yes,  Henry,"  said  she — and  as  she  spoke  she  looked  at 
him  with  a  glance  that  was  at  once  so  fond  and  so  sad,  that 
the  young  man,  tossing  up  his  arms  wildly,  fell  back,  hiding 
his  head  in  the  coverlet  of  the  bed.  As  he  turned  he  struck 
against  the  wall  with  his  wounded  hand,  displacing  the  liga- 
ture ;  and  he  felt  the  blood  rushing  again  from  the  wound. 
He  remembered  feeling  a  secret  pleasure  at  the  accident — 
and  thinking,  "  Suppose  I  were  to  end  now,  who  would  grieve 
for  me  ?  " 

This  hemorrhage,  or  the  grief  and  despair  in  which  the 
luckless  young  man  was  at  the  time  of  the  accident,  must  have 
brought  on  a  deliquium  presently  ;  for  he  had  scarce  any  re- 
collection afterwards,  save  of  some  one,  his  mistress  probably, 
seizing  his  hand — and  then  of  the  buzzing  noise  in  his  ears  as 
he  awoke,  with  two  or  three  persons  of  the  prison  around  his 
bed,  whereon  he  lay  in  a  pool  of  blood  from  his  arm. 

It  was  now  bandaged  up  again  by  the  prison  surgeon,  who 
happened  to  be  in  the  place  :  and  the  governor's  wife  and 
servant,  kind  people  both,  were  with  the  patient.  Esmond  saw 
his  mistress  still  in  the  room  when  he  awoke  from  his  trance  : 
but  she  went  away  without  a  word ;  though  the  governor's  wife 
told  him  that  she  sate  in  her  room  for  some  time  afterward, 
and  did  not  leave  the  prison  until  she  heard  that  Esmond  was 
likely  to  do  well. 

Days  afterwards,  when  Esmond  was  brought  out  of  a  fever 
which  he  had,  and  which  attacked  him  that  night  pretty  sharply, 
the  honest  keeper's  wife  brought  her  patient  a  handkerchief 
fresh  washed  and  ironed,  and  at  the  corner  of  which  he  recog- 
nised his  mistress's  well-known  cipher  and  viscountess's  crown. 
"The  lady  had  bound  it  round  his  arm  when  he  fainted,  and 
before  she  called  for  help,"  the  keeper's  wife  said.  "  Poor 
lady;  she  took  on  sadly  about  her  husband.  He  has  been 
buried  to-day,  and  a-many  of  the  coaches  of  the  nobility  went 
with  him, — my  Lord  Marlborough's  and  my  Lord  Sunderland's 
and  many  of  the  officers  of  the  Guards,  in  which  he  served 
in  the  old  King's  time  :  and  my  lady  has  been  with  her  two 
children  to  the  King  at  Kensington,  and  asked  for  justice 
against  my  Lord  Mohun,  who  is  in  hiding,  and  my  lord  the 
Earl  of  Warwick  and  Holland,  who  is  ready  to  give  himself  up 
and  take  his  trial." 


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Such  were  the  news,  coupled  with  assertions  about  her  own 
honesty  and  that  of  Molly  her  maid,  who  would  never  have 
stolen  a  certain  trumpery  gold  sleeve-button  of  Mr.  Esmond's 
that  was  missing  after  his  fainting  fit,  that  the  keeper's  wife 
brought  to  her  lodger.  His  thoughts  followed  to  that  untimely 
grave,  the  brave  heart,  the  kind  friend,  the  gallant  gentleman, 
honest  of  word  and  generous  of  thought  (if  feeble  of  purpose, 
but  are  his  betters  much  stronger  than  he  ?),  who  had  given  him 
bread  and  shelter  when  he  had  none ;  home  and  love  when  he 
needed  them  ;  and  who,  if  he  had  kept  one  vital  secret  from 
him,  had  done  that  of  which  he  repented  ere  dying, — a  wrong 
indeed,  but  one  followed  by  remorse,  and  occasioned  by  almost 
irresistible  temptation. 

Esmond  took  his  handkerchief  when  his  nurse  left  him,  and 
very  likely  kissed  it,  and  looked  at  the  bauble  embroidered  in 
the  corner.  "  It  has  cost  thee  grief  enough,"  he  thought,  "  dear 
lady,  so  loving  and  so  tender.  Shall  I  take  it  from  thee  and 
thy  children?  No,  never!  Keep  it,  and  wear  it,  rny  little 
Frank,  my  pretty  boy.  If  I  cannot  make  a  name  for  myself, 
I  can  die  without  one.  Some  day,  when  my  dear  mistress  sees 
my  heart,  I  shall  be  righted ;  or  if  not  here  or  now,  why,  else- 
where :  where  Honour  doth  not  follow  us,  but  where  Love 
reigns  perpetual." 

'Tis  needless  to  narrate  here,  as  the  reports  of  the  lawyers 
already  have  chronicled  them,  the  particulars  or  issue  of  that 
trial  which  ensued  upon  my  Lord  Castlewood's  melancholy 
homicide.  Of  the  two  lords  engaged  in  that  sad  matter,  the 
second,  my  lord  the  Earl  of  Warwick  and  Holland,  who  had 
been  engaged  with  Colonel  Westbury,  and  wounded  by  him, 
was  found  not  guilty  by  his  peers,  before  whom  he  was  tried 
(under  the  presidence  of  the  Lord  Steward,  Lord  Somers) ; 
and  the  principal,  the  Lord  Mohun,  being  found  guilty  of  the 
manslaughter  (which,  indeed,  was  forced  upon  him,  and  of 
which  he  repented  most  sincerely),  pleaded  his  clergy ;  and  so 
was  discharged  without  any  penalty.  The  widow  of  the  slain 
nobleman,  as  it  was  told  us  in  prison,  showed  an  extraordinary 
spirit ;  and  though  she  had  to  wait  for  ten  years  before  her  son 
was  old  enough  to  compass  it,  declared  she  would  have  revenge 
of  her  husband's  murderer.  So  much  and  suddenly  had  grief, 
anger,  and  misfortune  appeared  to  change  her.  But  fortune, 
good  or  ill,  as  I  take  it,  does  not  change  men  and  women. 
It  but  develops   their  characters.     As  there  are  a  thousand 


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thoughts  lying  within  a  man  that  he  does  not  know  till  he 
takes  up  the  pen  to  write,  so  the  heart  is  a  secret  even  to  him 
(or  her)  who  has  it  in  his  own  breast.  Who  hath  not  found 
himself  surprised  into  revenge,  or  action,  or  passion,  for  good 
or  evil ;  whereof  the  seeds  lay  within  him,  latent  and  unsus- 
pected, until  the  occasion  called  them  forth  ?  With  the  death 
of  her  lord,  a  change  seemed  to  come  over  the  whole  conduct 
and  mind  of  Lady  Castlewood  ;  but  of  this  we  shall  speak  in 
the  right  season  and  anon. 

The  lords  being  tried  then  before  their  peers  at  West- 
minster, according  to  their  privilege,  being  brought  from  the 
Tower  with  State  processions  and  barges,  and  accompanied 
by  lieutenants  and  axemen,  the  commoners  engaged  in  that 
melancholy  fray  took  their  trial  at  Newgate,  as  became  them  ; 
and,  being  all  found  guilty,  pleaded  likewise  their  benefit  of 
clergy.  The  sentence,  as  we  all  know,  in  these  cases  is,  that 
the  culprit  lies  a  year  in  prison,  or  during  the  King's  pleasure, 
and  is  burned  in  the  hand,  or  only  stamped  with  a  cold  iron  ; 
or  this  part  of  the  punishment  is  altogether  remitted  at  the 
grace  of  the  Sovereign.  So  Harry  Esmond  found  himself  a 
criminal  and  a  prisoner  at  two-and-twenty  years  old ;  as  for 
the  two  colonels,  his  comrades,  they  took  the  matter  very 
lightly.  Duelling  was  a  part  of  their  business  ;  and  they  could 
not  in  honour  refuse  any  invitations  of  that  sort. 

But  the  case  was  different  with  Mr.  Esmond.  His  life 
was  changed  by  that  stroke  of  the  sword  which  destroyed  his 
kind  patron's.  As  he  lay  in  prison  old  Dr.  Tusher  fell  ill  and 
died ;  and  Lady  Castlewood  appointed  Thomas  Tusher  to  the 
vacant  living;  about  the  filling  of  which  she  had  a  thousand 
times  fondly  talked  to  Harry  Esmond  :  how  they  never  should 
part ;  how  he  should  educate  her  boy  ;  how  to  be  a  country 
clergyman,  like  saintly  George  Herbert  or  pious  Dr.  Ken,  was 
the  happiness  and  greatest  lot  in  life ;  how  (if  he  were  obsti- 
nately bent  on  it,  though,  for  her  part,  she  owned  rather  to 
holding  Queen  Bess's  opinion,  that  a  bishop  should  have  no 
wife,  and  if  not  a  bishop,  why  a  clergyman  ?)  she  would  find 
a  good  wife  for  Harry  Esmond :  and  so  on,  with  a  hundred 
pretty  prospects  told  by  fireside  evenings,  in  fond  prattle,  as 
the  children  played  about  the  hall.  All  these  plans  were 
overthrown  now.  Thomas  Tusher  wrote  to  P.smond,  as  he 
lay  in  prison,  announcing  that  his  patroness  had  conferred 
upon  him  the  living  his  reverend  father  had  held  for  many 


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years ;  that  she  never,  after  the  tragical  events  which  had 
occurred  (whereof  Tom  spoke  with  a  very  edifying  horror), 
could  see  in  the  revered  Tusher's  pulpit,  or  at  her  son's  table, 
the  man  who  was  answerable  for  the  father's  life ;  that  her 
ladyship  bade  him  to  say  that  she  prayed  for  her  kinsman's 
repentance  and  his  worldly  happiness  ;  that  he  was  free  to 
command  her  aid  for  any  scheme  of  life  which  he  might  pro- 
pose to  himself;  but  that  on  this  side  of  the  grave  she  would 
see  him  no  more.  And  Tusher,  for  his  own  part,  added  that 
Harry  should  have  his  prayers  as  a  friend  of  his  youth,  and 
commended  him  whilst  he  was  in  prison  to  read  certain  works 
of  theology,  which  his  Reverence  pronounced  to  be  very  whole- 
some for  sinners  in  his  lamentable  condition. 

And  this  was  the  return  for  a  life  of  devotion  —  this  the 
end  of  years  of  affectionate  intercourse  and  passionate  fidelity  ! 
Harry  would  have  died  for  his  patron,  and  was  held  as  little 
better  than  his  murderer :  he  had  sacrificed,  she  did  not  know 
how  much,  for  his  mistress,  and  she  threw  him  aside — he  had 
endowed  her  family  with  all  they  had,  and  she  talked  about 
giving  him  alms  as  to  a  menial !  The  grief  for  his  patron's 
loss  :  the  pains  of  his  own  present  position,  and  doubts  as  to 
the  future  :  all  these  were  forgotten  under  the  sense  of  the  con- 
summate outrage  which  he  had  to  endure,  and  overpowered  by 
the  superior  pang  of  that  torture. 

He  writ  back  a  letter  to  Mr.  Tusher  from  his  prison,  con- 
gratulating his  Reverence  upon  his  appointment  to  the  living 
of  Castlewood  :  sarcastically  bidding  him  to  follow  in  the  foot- 
steps of  his  admirable  father,  whose  gown  had  descended  upon 
him — thanking  her  ladyship  for  her  offer  of  alms,  which  he  said 
he  should  trust  not  to  need ;  and  beseeching  her  to  remember 
that  if  ever  her  determination  should  change  towards  him,  he 
would  be  ready  to  give  her  proofs  of  a  fidelity  which  had  never 
wavered,  and  which  ought  never  to  have  been  questioned  by 
that  house.  "  And  if  we  meet  no  more,  or  only  as  strangers 
in  this  world,"  Mr.  Esmond  concluded — "  a  sentence  against 
the  cruelty  and  injustice  of  which  I  disdain  to  appeal — here- 
after she  will  know  who  was  faithful  to  her,  and  whether  she 
had  any  cause  to  suspect  the  love  and  devotion  of  her  kinsman 
and  servant." 

After  the  sending  of  this  letter,  the  poor  young  fellow's 
mind  was  more  at  ease  than  it  had  been  previously.  The  blow 
had  been  struck,  and  he  had  borne  it.     His  cruel  goddess  had 


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shaken  her  wings  and  fled :  and  left  him  alone  and  friendless, 
but  virtute  sua.  And  he  had  to  bear  him  up,  at  once  the  sense 
of  his  right,  and  the  feeling  of  his  wrongs,  his  honour  and  his 
misfortune.  As  I  have  seen  men  waking  and  running  to  arms, 
at  a  sudden  trumpet,  before  emergency  a  manly  heart  leaps 
up  resolute,  meets  the  threatening  danger  with  undaunted 
countenance,  and,  whether  conquered  or  conquering,  faces  it 
always.  Ah  !  no  man  knows  his  strength  or  his  weakness,  till 
occasion  proves  them.  If  there  be  some  thoughts  and  actions 
of  his  life  from  the  memory  of  which  a  man  shrinks  with 
shame,  sure  there  are  some  which  he  may  be  proud  to  own 
and  remember;  forgiven  injuries,  conquered  temptations  (now 
and  then),  and  difficulties  vanquished  by  endurance. 

It  was  these  thoughts  regarding  the  living,  far  more  than 
any  great  poignancy  of  grief  respecting  the  dead,  which  affected 
Harry  Esmond  whilst  in  prison  after  his  trial :  but  it  may  be 
imagined  that  he  could  take  no  comrade  of  misfortune  into  the 
confidence  of  his  feelings,  and  they  thought  it  was  remorse  and 
sorrow  for  his  patron's  loss  which  affected  the  young  man,  in 
error  of  which  opinion  he  chose  to  leave  them.  As  a  com- 
panion he  was  so  moody  and  silent  that  the  tw'o  officers,  his 
fellow-sufferers,  left  him  to  himself  mostly  ;  liked  little,  very 
likely,  what  they  knew  of  him  ;  consoled  themselves  with  dice, 
cards,  and  the  bottle,  and  whiled  away  their  own  captivity  in 
their  own  way.  It  seemed  to  Esmond  as  if  he  lived  years  in 
that  prison  :  and  was  changed  and  aged  when  he  came  out  of 
it.  At  certain  periods  of  life  we  live  years  of  emotion  in  a 
few  weeks — and  look  back  on  those  times,  as  on  great  gaps 
between  the  old  life  and  the  new.  You  do  not  know  how 
much  you  suffer  in  those  critical  maladies  of  the  heart,  until 
the  disease  is  over  and  you  look  back  on  it  afterwards.  During 
the  time  the  suffering  is  at  least  sufferable.  The  day  passes  in 
more  or  less  of  pain,  and  the  night  wears  away  somehow.  Tis 
only  in  after-days  that  we  see  what  the  danger  has  been — as 
a  man  out  a-hunting  or  riding  for  his  life  looks  at  a  leap,  and 
wonders  how  he  should  have  survived  the  taking  of  it.  O,  dark 
months  of  grief  and  rage  !  of  wrong  and  cruel  endurance  !  He 
is  old  now  who  recalls  you.  Long  ago  he  has  forgiven  and 
blest  the  soft  hand  that  wounded  him :  but  the  mark  is  there, 
and  the  wound  is  cicatrised  only — no  time,  tears,  caresses,  or 
repentance  can  obliterate  the  scar.     We  are  indocile  to  put  up 


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with  grief,  however.  Reficimus  rates  quassas :  we  tempt  the 
ocean  again  and  again,  and  try  upon  new  ventures.  Esmond 
thought  of  his  early  time  as  a  noviciate,  and  of  this  past  trial 
as  an  initiation  before  entering  into  life, — -as  our  young  Indians 
undergo  tortures  silently  before  they  pass  to  the  rank  of  war- 
riors in  the  tribe 

The  officers,  meanwhile,  who  were  not  let  into  the  secret 
of  the  grief  which  was  gnawing  at  the  side  of  their  silent  young 
friend,  and  being  accustomed  to  such  transactions  in  which 
one  comrade  or  another  was  daily  paying  the  forfeit  of  the 
sword,  did  not,  of  course,  bemoan  themselves  very  inconsolably 
about  the  fate  of  their  late  companion  in  arms.  This  one  told 
stories  of  former  adventures  of  love,  or  war,  or  pleasure  in 
which  poor  Frank  Esmond  had  been  engaged ;  t'other  recol- 
lected how  a  constable  had  been  bilked,  or  a  tavern-bully 
beaten  :  whilst  my  lord's  poor  widow  was  sitting  at  his  tomb 
worshipping  him  as  an  actual  saint  and  spotless  hero, — so  the 
visitors  said  who  had  news  of  Lady  Castlewood  ;  and  Westbury 
and  Macartney  had  pretty  nearly  had  all  the  town  to  come 
and  see  them. 

The  duel,  its  fatal  termination,  the  trial  of  the  two  peers 
and  the  three  commoners  concerned,  had  caused  the  greatest 
excitement  in  the  town.  The  prints  and  Neivs  Letters  were 
full  of  them.  The  three  gentlemen  in  Newgate  were  almost 
as  much  crowded  as  the  bishops  in  the  Tower,  or  a  high- 
wayman before  execution.  We  were  allowed  to  live  in  the 
Governor's  house,  as  hath  been  said,  both  before  trial  and 
after  condemnation,  waiting  the  King's  pleasure ;  nor  was  the 
real  cause  of  the  fatal  quarrel  known,  so  closely  had  my  lord 
and  the  two  other  persons  who  knew  it  kept  the  secret,  but 
every  one  imagined  that  the  origin  of  the  meeting  was  a 
gambling  dispute.  Except  fresh  air,  the  prisoners  had,  upon 
payment,  most  things  they  could  desire.  Interest  was  made 
that  they  should  not  mix  with  the  vulgar  convicts,  whose  ribald 
choruses  and  loud  laughter  and  curses  could  be  heard  from 
their  own  part  of  the  prison,  where  they  and  the  miserable 
debtors  were  confined  pell-mell. 


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CHAPTER  II 

I    COME    TO    THE    END    OF    MY    CAPTIVITY,    BUT    NOT 
OF    MY    TROUBLE 

AMONG  the  company  which  came  to  visit  the  two  officers 
^   was  an  old  acquaintance  of  Harry  Esmond,  that  gentle- 
man of  the  Guards,  namely,  who  had  been  so  kind  to 
Harry  when  Captain  Westbury's  troop  had  been  quartered  at 
Castlewood  more  than  seven  years  before.     Dick  the  Scholar 
was  no  longer  Dick  the  Trooper  now,  but  Captain  Steele,  of 

Lucas's  Fusileers,  and  secretary  to  my  Lord  Cutts,  that  famous 

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officer  of  King  William's,  the  bravest  and  most  beloved  man  of 
the  English  army.  The  two  jolly  prisoners  had  been  drinking 
with  a  party  of  friends  (for  our  cellar  and  that  of  the  keepers 
of  Newgate  too,  were  supplied  with  endless  hampers  of  Bur- 
gundy and  Champagne  that  the  friends  of  the  Colonels  sent 
in) ;  and  Harry,  having  no  wish  for  their  drink,  or  their  con- 
versation, being  too  feeble  in  health  for  the  one,  and  too  sad 
in  spirits  for  the  other,  was  sitting  apart  in  his  little  room, 
reading  such  books  as  he  had,  one  evening,  when  honest 
Colonel  Westbury,  flushed  with  liquor,  and  always  good- 
humoured  in  and  out  of  his  cups,  came  laughing  into  Harry's 
closet,  and  said,  "  Ho,  young  Killjoy  !  here's  a  friend  come 
to  see  thee ;  he'll  pray  with  thee,  or  he'll  drink  with  thee  ;  or 
he'll  drink  and  pray  turn  about.  Dick,  my  Christian  Hero, 
here's  the  little  scholar  of  Castlewood." 

Dick  came  up  and  kissed  Esmond  on  both  cheeks,  impart- 
ing a  strong  perfume  of  burnt  sack  along  with  his  caress  to  the 
young  man. 

"  What  !  is  this  the  little  man  that  used  to  talk  Latin 
and  fetch  our  bowls  ?  How  tall  thou  art  grown  !  I  protest  I 
should  have  known  thee  anywhere.  And  so  you  have  turned 
ruffian  and  fighter;  and  wanted  to  measure  swords  with  Mohun, 
did  you  .''  I  protest  that  Mohun  said  at  the  Guard  dinner 
yesterday,  where  there  was  a  pretty  company  of  us,  that  the 
young  fellow  wanted  to  fight  him,  and  was  the  better  man  of 
the  two." 

"  I  wish  we  could  have  tried  and  proved  it,  Mr.  Steele," 
says  Esmond,  thinking  of  his  dead  benefactor,  and  his  eyes 
filling  with  tears. 

With  the  exception  of  that  one  cruel  letter  which  he  had 
from  his  mistress,  Mr.  Esmond  heard  nothing  from  her,  and 
she  seemed  determined  to  execute  her  resolve  of  parting  from 
him  and  disowning  him.  But  he  had  news  of  her,  such  as 
it  was,  which  Mr.  Steele  assiduously  brought  him  from  the 
Prince's  and  Princesses'  Court,  where  our  honest  Captain  had 
been  advanced  to  the  post  of  gentleman  waiter.  When  off 
duty  there.  Captain  Dick  often  came  to  console  his  friends  in 
captivity ;  a  good  nature  and  a  friendly  disposition  towards  all 
who  were  in  ill-fortune  no  doubt  prompting  him  to  make  his 
visits,  and  good-fellowship  and  good  wine  to  prolong  them. 

"  Faith,"  says  Westbury,  "  the  little  scholar  was  the  first 
to  begin  the  quarrel — 1  mind  me  of  it  now — at  Lockit's.     I 


I     GET    NeM^S     from     my    MiS TRESS  I  89 

always  hated  that  fellow  Mohun.  What  was  the  real  cause  of 
the  quarrel  betwixt  him  and  poor  Frank  ?  I  would  wager  'twas 
a  woman." 

"'Twas  a  quarrel  about  play — on  my  word,  about  play," 
Harry  said.  "  My  poor  lord  lost  great  sums  to  his  guest  at 
Castlewood.  Angry  words  passed  between  them  ;  and  though 
Lord  Castlewood  was  the  kindest  and  most  pliable  soul  alive, 
his  spirit  was  very  high ;  and  hence  that  meeting  which  has 
brought  us  all  here,"  says  Mr.  Esmond,  resolved  never  to 
acknowledge  that  there  had  ever  been  any  other  but  cards 
for  the  duel. 

"  I  do  not  like  to  use  bad  words  of  a  nobleman,"  says 
Westbury.  "  But  if  my  1-ord  Mohun  were  a  commoner,  I 
would  say,  'twas  a  pity  he  was  not  hanged.  He  was  familiar 
with  dice  and  women,  at  a  time  other  boys  are  at  school,  being 
birched ;  he  was  as  wicked  as  the  oldest  rake,  years  ere  he  had 
done  growing ;  and  handled  a  sword,  and  a  foil,  and  a  bloody 
one,  too,  before  ever  he  used  a  razor.  He  held  poor  Will 
Mountford  in  talk  that  night,  when  bloody  Dick  Hill  ran  him 
through.  He  will  come  to  a  bad  end,  will  that  young  lord  ; 
and  no  end  is  bad  enough  for  him,"  says  honest  Mr.  Westbury  : 
whose  prophecy  was  fulfilled  twelve  years  after,  upon  that  fatal 
day,  when  Mohun  fell,  dragging  down  one  of  the  bravest  and 
greatest  gentlemen  in  England  in  his  fall. 

From  Mr.  Steele,  then,  who  brought  the  publick  rumour, 
as  well  as  his  own  private  intelligence,  Esmond  learned  the 
movements  of  his  unfortunate  mistress.  Steele's  heart  was  of 
very  inflammable  composition  ;  and  the  gentleman  usher  spoke 
in  terms  of  boundless  admiration  both  of  the  widow  (that  most 
beautiful  woman,  as  he  said),  and  of  her  daughter,  who,  in  the 
Captain's  eyes,  was  a  still  greater  paragon.  If  the  pale  widow, 
whom  Captain  Richard,  in  his  poetick  rapture,  compared  to  a 
Niobe  in  tears, — to  a  Sigismunda, — to  a  weeping  Belvidera, 
was  an  object  the  most  lovely  and  pathetick  which  his  eyes 
had  ever  beheld,  or  for  which  his  heart  had  melted,  even  her 
ripened  perfections  and  beauty  were  as  nothing,  compared  to 
the  promise  of  that  extreme  loveliness  which  the  good  Captain 
saw  in  her  daughter.  It  was  vuiire pulc7-a  filia  pulcrior.  Steele 
composed  sonnets,  whilst  he  was  on  duty  in  his  Prince's  ante- 
chamber, to  the  maternal  and  filial  charms.  He  would  speak 
for  hours  about  them  to  Harry  Esmond  ;  and,  indeed,  he  could 
have  chosen  few  subjects  more  likely  to  interest  the  unhappy 


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young  man,  whose  heart  was  now,  as  always,  devoted  to  these 
ladies ;  and  who  was  thankful  to  all  who  loved  them,  or  praised 
them,  or  wished  them  well. 

Not  that  his  fidelity  was  recompensed  by  any  answering 
kindness,  or  show  of  relenting  even,  on  the  part  of  a  mistress 
obdurate  now  after  ten  years  of  love  and  benefactions.  1  he 
poor  young  man  getting  no  answer,  save  Tusher's,  to  that 
letter  which  he  had  written,  and  being  too  proud  to  write  more, 
opened  a  part  of  his  heart  to  Steele,  than  whom  no  man,  when 
unhappy,  could  find  a  kinder  hearer  or  more  friendly  emissary, 
described  (in  words  which  were  no  doubt  pathetick,  for  they 
came  imo  pectore,  and  caused  honest  Dick  to  weep  plentifully) 
his  youth,  his  constancy,  his  fond  devotion  to  that  household 
which  had  reared  him  ;  his  affection,  how  earned,  and  how 
tenderly  requited  until  but  yesterday,  and  (as  far  as  he  might) 
the  circumstances  and  causes  for  which  that  sad  quarrel  had 
made  of  Esmond  a  prisoner  under  sentence,  a  widow  and 
orphans  of  those  whom  in  life  he  held  dearest.  In  terms  that 
might  well  move  a  harder-hearted  man  than  young  Esmond's 
confidant — for,  indeed,  the  speaker's  own  heart  was  half  broke 
as  he  uttered  them — he  described  a  part  of  what  had  taken 
place  in  that  only  sad  interview  which  his  mistress  had  granted 
him  ;  how  she  had  left  him  with  anger  and  almost  imprecation, 
whose  words  and  thoughts  until  then  had  been  only  blessing 
and  kindness ;  how  she  had  accused  him  of  the  guilt  of  that 
blood,  in  exchange  for  which  he  would  cheerfully  have  sacrificed 
his  own  (indeed,  in  this  the  Lord  Mohun,  the  Lord  Warwick, 
and  all  the  gentlemen  engaged,  as  well  as  the  common  rumour 
out  of  doors — Steele  told  him — bore  out  the  luckless  young 
man) ;  and  with  all  his  heart,  and  tears,  he  besought  Mr.  Steele 
to  inform  his  mistress  of  her  kinsman's  unhappiness,  and  to 
deprecate  that  cruel  anger  she  showed  him.  Half  frantick  with 
grief  at  the  injustice  done  him,  and  contrasting  it  with  a  thou- 
sand soft  recollections  of  love  and  confidence  gone  by,  that 
made  his  present  misery  inexpressibly  more  bitter,  the  poor 
wretch  passed  many  a  lonely  day  and  wakeful  night  in  a  kind 
of  powerless  despair  and  rage  against  his  iniquitous  fortune. 
It  was  the  softest  hand  that  struck  him,  the  gentlest  and  most 
compassionate  nature  that  persecuted  him.  "  I  would  as  lief," 
he  said,  "have  pleaded  guilty  to  the  murder,  and  have  suffered 
for  it  like  any  other  felon,  as  have  to  endure  the  torture  to 
which  my  mistress  subjects  me" 


A  CHILDISH  Duel  191 

Although  the  recital  of  Esmond's  story,  and  his  passionate 
appeals  and  remonstrances,  drew  so  many  tears  from  Dick 
who  heard  them,  they  had  no  effect  upon  the  person  whom 
they  were  designed  to  move.  Esmond's  ambassador  came  back 
from  the  mission  with  which  the  poor  young  gentleman  had 
charged  him,  with  a  sad  blank  face  and  a  shake  of  the  head 
which  told  that  there  was  no  hope  for  the  prisoner ;  and  scarce 
a  wretched  culprit  in  that  prison  of  Newgate  ordered  for  execu- 
tion, and  trembling  for  a  reprieve,  felt  more  cast  down  than 
Mr.  Esmond,  innocent  and  condemned. 

As  had  been  arranged  between  the  prisoner  and  his  counsel 
in  their  consultations,  Mr.  Steele  had  gone  to  the  dowager's 
house  in  Chelsea,  where  it  has  been  said  the  widow  and  her 
orphans  were,  had  seen  my  Lady  Viscountess  and  pleaded  the 
cause  of  her  unfortunate  kinsman.  "  And  I  think  I  spoke  well, 
my  poor  boy,"  says  Mr.  Steele  ;  "  for  who  would  not  speak  well 
in  such  a  cause,  and  before  so  beautiful  a  judge  ?  I  did  not  see 
the  lovely  Beatrix  (sure,  her  famous  namesake  of  Florence  was 
never  half  so  beautiful) ;  only  the  young  viscount  was  in  the 
room  with  the  Lord  Churchill,  my  Lord  of  Marlborough's 
eldest  son.  But  these  young  gentlemen  went  off  to  the  garden  ; 
I  could  see  them  from  the  window  tilting  at  each  other  with 
poles  in  a  mimick  tournament  (grief  touches  the  young  but 
lightly,  and  I  remember  that  I  beat  a  drum  at  the  coffin  of 
my  own  father).  My  Lady  Viscountess  looked  out  at  the  two 
boys  at  their  game,  and  said,  '  You  see,  sir,  children  are  taught 
to  use  weapons  of  death  as  toys,  and  to  make  a  sport  of  murder;' 
and  as  she  spoke  she  looked  so  lovely,  and  stood  there  in  her- 
self so  sad  and  beautiful  an  instance  of  that  doctrine  whereof 
I  am  a  humble  preacher,  that  had  I  not  dedicated  my  little 
volume  of  the  Christian  Hero — (I  perceive,  Harry,  thou  hast  not 
cut  the  leaves  of  it.  The  sermon  is  good,  believe  me,  though 
the  preacher's  life  may  not  answer  it) — I  say,  hadn't  I  dedicated 
the  volume  to  Lord  Cutts,  I  would  have  asked  permission  to 
place  her  ladyship's  name  on  the  first  page.  I  think  I  never 
saw  such  a  beautiful  violet  as  that  of  her  eyes,  Harry.  Her 
complexion  is  of  the  pink  of  the  blush-rose,  she  hath  an  exquisite 
turned  wrist  and  dimpled  hand,  and  I  make  no  doubt " 

"  Did  you  come  to  tell  me  about  the  dimples  on  my  lady's 
hand?"  broke  out  Mr.  Esmond  sadly. 

"  A  lovely  creature  in  affliction  seems  always  doubly 
beautiful  to  me,"  says  the  poor  captain,  who  indeed  was  but 


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too  often  in  a  state  to  see  double,  and  so  checked,  he  resumed 
the  interrupted  thread  of  his  story.     "  As  I  spoke  my  business," 


"  For  u'/w  luoiild  not  speak  icell  in  such  a  cause  f" 


Mr.  Steele   said,    "and   narrated   to   your  mistress  what   all 
the   world   knows,   and   the  other,  side  hath    been  eager  to 


Gallantry  193 

acknowledge — that  you  had  tried  to  put  yourself  between  the 
two  lords,  and  to  take  your  patron's  quarrel  on  your  own  point ; 
I  recounted  the  general  praises  of  your  gallantry,  besides  my 
Lord  Mohun's  particular  testimony  to  it :  I  thought  the  widow 
listened  with  some  interest,  and  her  eyes — I  have  never  seen 
such  a  violet,  Harry — looked  up  at  mine  once  or  twice.  But 
after  I  had  spoken  on  this  theme  for  a  while  she  suddenly  broke 
away  with  a  cry  of  grief.  'I  would  to  God,  sir,'  she  said,  'I 
had  never  heard  that  word  gallantry  which  you  use,  or  known 
the  meaning  of  it.  My  lord  might  have  been  here  but  for  that ; 
my  home  might  be  happy  ;  my  poor  boy  have  a  father.  It 
was  what  you  gentlemen  call  gallantry  came  into  my  home,  and 
drove  my  husband  on  to  the  cruel  sword  that  killed  him.  You 
should  not  speak  the  word  to  a  Christian  woman,  sir — a  poor 
widowed  mother  of  orphans,  whose  home  was  happy  until  the 
world  came  into  it — the  wicked,  godless  world,  that  takes  the 
blood  of  the  innocent  and  lets  the  guilty  go  free.' 

"As  the  afflicted  lady  spoke  in  this  strain,  sir,"  Mr.  Steele 
continued,  "it  seemed  as  if  indignation  moved  her,  even  more 
than  grief.  '  Compensation  ! '  she  went  on  passionately,  her 
cheeks  and  eyes  kindling  ;  'what  compensation  does  your  world 
give  the  widow  for  her  husband,  and  the  children  for  the 
murderer  of  their  father  ?  The  wretch  who  did  the  deed  has 
not  even  a  punishment.  Conscience!  what  conscience  has  he, 
who  can  enter  the  house  of  a  friend,  whisper  falsehood  and 
insult  to  a  woman  that  never  harmed  him,  and  stab  the  kind 
heart  that  trusted  him  ?  My  Lord — my  Lord  Wretch,  my  Lord 
Villain's,  my  Lord  Murderer's  peers  meet  to  try  him,  and  they 
dismiss  him  with  a  word  or  two  of  reproof,  and  send  him  into 
the  world  again,  to  pursue  women  with  lust  and  falsehood,  and 
to  murder  unsuspected  guests  that  harbour  him.  That  day, 
my  Lord — my  Lord  Murderer — (I  will  never  name  him) — was 
let  loose,  a  woman  was  executed  at  Tyburn  for  stealing  in  a 
shop.  But  a  man  may  rob  another  of  his  life,  or  a  lady  of  her 
honour,  and  shall  pay  no  penalty  !  I  take  my  child,  run  to 
the  throne,  and,  on  my  knees,  ask  for  justice,  and  the  King 
refuses  me.  The  King  !  he  is  no  king  of  mine — he  never  shall 
be.  He,  too,  robbed  the  throne  from  the  King  his  father — the 
true  king — and  he  has  gone  unpunished,  as  the  great  do.' 

"  I  then  thought  to  speak  for  you,"  Mr.  Steele  continued,  "and 
I  interposed  by  saying,  '  There  was  one,  madam,  who,  at  least, 
would  have  put  his  own  breast  between  your  husband's  and  my 

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Lord  Mohun's  sword.  Your  poor  young  kinsman,  Harry 
Esmond,  hath  told  me  that  he  tried  to  draw  the  quarrel  on 
himself.' 

"  '  Are  you  come  from  hi)ii  ? '  asked  the  lady  "  (so  Mr.  Steele 
went  on),  "rising  up  with  a  great  severity  and  stateliness.  'I 
thought  you  had  come  from  the  Princess.  I  saw  Mr.  Esmond 
in  his  prison,  and  bade  him  farewell.  He  brought  misery  into 
my  house.     He  never  should  have  entered  it' 

" '  Madam,  madam,  he  is  not  to  blame/  I  interposed," 
continued  Mr.  Steele. 

'"Do  I  blame  him  to  you,  sir?'  asked  the  widow.  'If  'tis  he 
who  sent  you,  say  that  I  have  taken  counsel,  where'— she  spoke 
with  a  very  pallid  cheek  now,  and  a  break  in  her  voice — 'where 
all  who  ask  may  have  it ; — and  that  it  bids  me  to  part  from 
him,  and  to  see  him  no  more.  We  met  in  the  prison  for  the 
last  time — at  least  for  years  to  come.  It  may  be,  in  years  hence, 
when — when  our  knees  and  our  tears  and  our  contrition  have 
changed  our  sinful  hearts,  sir,  and  wrought  our  pardon,  we  may 
meet  again — but  not  now.  After  what  has  passed,  I  could  not 
bear  to  see  him.  I  wish  him  well,  sir:  but  I  wish  him  farewell, 
too ;  and  if  he  has  that — that  regard  towards  us,  which  he  speaks 
of,  I  beseech  him  to  prove  it  by  obeying  me  in  this.' 

" '  I  shall  break  the  young  man's  heart,  madam,  by  this 
hard  sentence,' "  Mr.  Steele  said. 

"  The  lady  shook  her  head,"  continued  my  kind  scholar. 
" '  The  hearts  of  young  men,  Mr.  Steele,  are  not  so  made,' 
she  said.  '  Mr.  Esmond  will  find  other — other  friends.  The 
mistress  of  this  house  has  relented  very  much  towards  the  late 
lord's  son,'  she  added,  with  a  blush,  '  and  has  promised  me — 
that  is,  has  promised  that  she  will  care  for  his  fortune.  Whilst 
I  live  in  it,  after  the  horrid  horrid  deed  which  has  passed, 
Castlewood  must  never  be  a  home  to  him— never.  Nor  would 
I  have  him  write  to  me — except — no — I  would  have  him  never 
write  to  me,  nor  see  him  more.  Give  him,  if  you  will,  my 
parting — Hush  !  not  a  word  of  this  before  my  daughter.' 

"  Here  the  fair  Beatrix  entered  from  the  river,  with  her 
cheeks  flushing  with  health,  and  looking  only  the  more  lovely 
and  fresh  for  the  mourning  habiliments  which  she  wore.  And 
my  Lady  Viscountess  said — 

"  '  Beatrix,  this  is  Mr.  Steele,  gentleman  usher  to  the  Prince's 
Highness.  When  does  your  new  comedy  appear,  Mr.  Steele  ? ' 
I  hope  thou  wilt  be  out  of  prison  for  the  hrst  night,  Harry." 


Our   Life  in  Newgate  195 

The  sentimental  Captain  concluded  his  sad  tale,  saying, 
"  Faiih,  the  beauty  of  Filia  pulcrior  drove  pulcravi  matrem  out 
of  my  head ;  and  yet,  as  I  came  down  the  river,  and  thought 
about  the  pair,  the  pallid  dignity  and  exquisite  grace  of  the 
matron  had  the  uppermost,  and  I  thought  her  even  more 
noble  than  the  virgin  !  " 

The  party  of  prisoners  lived  very  well  in  Newgate,  and 
with  comforts  very  different  to  those  which  were  awarded  to 
the  poor  wretches  there  (his  insensibility  to  their  misery,  their 
gaiety  still  more  frightful,  their  curses  and  blasphemy,  hath 
struck  with  a  kind  of  shame  since — as  proving  how  selfish, 
during  his  imprisonment,  his  own  particular  grief  was,  and 
how  entirely  the  thoughts  of  it  absorbed  him) :  if  the  three 
gentlemen  lived  well  under  the  care  of  the  Warden  of  Newgate, 
it  was  because  they  paid  well :  and  indeed  the  cost  at  the 
dearest  ordinary  or  the  grandest  tavern  in  London  could  not 
have  furnished  a  longer  reckoning  than  our  host  of  the  Hand- 
cuff Inn — as  Colonel  Westbury  called  it.  Our  rooms  were 
the  three  in  the  gate  over  Newgate — on  the  second  story  look- 
ing up  Newgate  Street  towards  Cheapside  and  Paul's  Church. 
And  we  had  leave  to  walk  on  the  roof,  and  could  see  thence 
Smithfield  and  the  Bluecoat  Boys'  School,  Gardens,  and  the 
Chartreux,  where,  as  Harry  Esmond  remembered,  Dick  the 
Scholar,  and  his  friend  Tom  Tusher,  had  had  their  schooling. 

Harry  could  never  have  paid  his  share  of  that  prodigious 
heavy  reckoning  which  my  landlord  brought  to  his  guests  once 
a  week  :  for  he  had  but  three  pieces  in  his  pockets  that  fatal 
night  before  the  duel,  when  the  gentlemen  were  at  cards,  and 
offered  to  play  five.  But  whilst  he  was  yet  ill  at  the  Gatehouse, 
after  Lady  Castlewood  had  visited  him  there,  and  before  his 
trial,  there  came  one  in  an  orange-tawny  coat  and  blue  lace, 
the  livery  which  the  Esmonds  always  wore,  and  brought  a 
sealed  packet  for  Mr.  Esmond,  which  contained  twenty  guineas, 
and  a  note  saying  that  a  counsel  had  been  appointed  for  him, 
and  that  more  money  would  be  forthcoming  whenever  he 
needed  it. 

'Twas  a  queer  letter  from  the  scholar  as  she  was,  or  as  she 
called  herself:  the  Dowager  Viscountess  Castlewood,  written 
in  the  strange  barbarous  French,  which  she  and  many  other 
fine  ladies  of  that  time — witness  her  Grace  of  Portsmouth — 
employed.      Indeed,   spelHng  was  not  an  article  of  general 


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commodity  in  the  world  then,  and  my  Lord  Marlborough's 
letters  can  show  that  he,  for  one,  had  but  a  little  share  of  this 
part  of  grammar. 

"  MoNG  CoussiN,"  my  Lady  Viscountess  Dowager  wrote, 
"  je  scay  que  vous  vous  etes  bravement  batew  et  grievement 
blessay — du  coste  de  feu  M.  le  Vicomte.  M.  le  Compte  de 
Varique  ne  se  playt  qua  parlay  de  vous  :  M.  de  Moon  au^y. 
II  di  que  vous  avay  voulew  vous  bastre  avecque  luy — que  vous 
estes  plus  fort  que  luy  sur  I'ayscrimme — quil'y  a  surtout  certaine 
Botte  que  vous  scavay  quil  n'a  jammay  sceu  pariay  :  et  que  e'en 
eut  ete  fay  de  luy  si  vouseluy  vous  vous  fussiay  battews  ansamb. 
Aincy  ce  pauv  Vicompte  est  mort.  Mort  et  peutayt  —  Mon 
coussin,  mon  coussin !  jay  dans  la  tayste  que  vous  n'estes  quung 
pety  Monst — angcy  que  les  Esmonds  ong  tousjours  este.  La 
veuve  est  chay  moy.  J'ay  recuilly  cet'  pauve  famme.  EUe 
est  furieuse  cont  vous,  allans  tous  les  jours  chercher  le  Roy 
(d'icy)  demandant  a  gran  cri  revanche  pour  son  Mary.  Elle 
ne  veux  voyre  ni  entende  parlay  de  vous  :  pourtant  elle  ne 
fay  qu'en  parlay  milfoy  par  jour.  Quand  vous  seray  hor  prison 
venay  me  voyre.  J'auray  soing  de  vous.  Si  cette  petite  Prude 
veut  se  defaire  de  song  pety  Monste  (Helas  je  craing  quil  ne 
soy  trotar !)  je  m'en  chargeray.  J'ay  encor  quelqu  interay  et 
quelques  escus  de  costay. 

"  La  Veuve  se  raccommode  avec  Miladi  Marlboro  qui  est 
tout  pui9ante  avecque  la  Reine  Anne.  Cet  dam  senteraysent 
pour  la  petite  prude;  qui  pourctant  a  un  fi  du  mesme  asge  que 
vous  savay. 

"  En  sortant  de  prisong  venez  icy.  Je  ne  puy  vous  recevoir 
chaymoy  a  cause  des  mechansetes  du  monde,  may  pre  du  moy 
vous  aurez  logement. 

"ISABELLE  ViSCOMPTESSE  d'EsMOND." 

Marchioness  of  Esmond  this  lady  sometimes  called  herself, 
in  virtue  of  that  patent  which  had  been  given  by  the  late  King 
James  to  Harry  Esmond's  father  :  and  in  this  state  she  had  her 
train  carried  by  a  knight's  wife,  a  cup  and  cover  of  assay  to 
drink  from,  and  fringed  cloth. 

He  who  was  of  the  same  age  as  little  Francis,  whom  we 
shall  henceforth  call  Viscount  Castlewood  here,  was  H  R.H. 
the  Prince  of  Wales,  born  in  the  same  year  and  montli  with 
Frank,  and  just  proclaimed  at  Saint  Germains,  King  of  Great 
Britain,  France,  and  Ireland. 


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CHAPTER  III 


1    TAKE    THE    QUEEN  S    PAY    IX    QUIN  S    REGIMENT 

THE  fellow  in  the  orange- tawny  livery  with  blue  lace  and 
facings  was  in  waiting  when  Esmond  came  out  of  prison, 
and  taking  the  young  gentleman's  slender  baggage,  led 
the  way  out  of  that  odious  Newgate,  and  by  Fleet  Conduit, 
down  to  the  Thames,  where  a  pair  of  oars  was  called,  and 
they  went  up  the  river  to  Chelsea.  Esmond  thought  the  sun 
had  never  shone  so  bright,  nor  the  air  felt  so  fresh  and  ex- 
hilarating. Temple  Garden,  as  they  rowed  by,  looked  like 
the  garden  of  Eden  to  him,  and  the  aspect  of  the  quays, 
wharves,  and  buildings  by  the  river,  Somerset  House,  and 
Westminster  (where  the  splendid  new  bridge  was  just  begin- 
ning), Lambeth  tower  and  palace,  and  that  busy  shining 
scene  of  the  Thames  swarming  with  boats  and  barges,  filled 

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his  heart  with  pleasure  and  cheerfuhiess — as  well  such  a 
beautiful  scene  might  to  one  who  had  been  a  prisoner  so 
long,  and  with  so  many  dark  thoughts  deepening  the  gloom 
of  his  captivity.  They  rowed  up  at  length  to  the  pretty 
village  of  Chelsea,  where  the  nobility  have  many  handsome 
country  -  houses ;  and  so  came  to  my  Lady  Viscountess's 
house ;  a  cheerful  new  house  in  the  row  facing  the  river, 
with  a  handsome  garden  behind  it,  and  a  pleasant  look-out 
both  towards  Surrey  and  Kensington,  where  stands  the  noble 
ancient  palace  of  the  Lord  Warwick,  Harry's  reconciled 
adversary. 

Here,  in  her  ladyship's  saloon,  the  young  man  saw  again 
some  of  those  pictures  which  had  been  at  Castlewood,  and 
which  she  had  removed  thence  on  the  death  of  her  lord, 
Harry's  father.  Specially,  and  in  the  place  of  honour,  was 
Sir  Peter  Lely's  picture  of  the  Honourable  Mistress  Isabella 
Esmond  as  Diana,  in  yellow  satin,  with  a  bow  in  her  hand 
and  a  crescent  in  her  forehead  ;  and  dogs  frisking  about  her. 
'Twas  painted  about  the  time  when  royal  Endymions  were  said 
to  find  favour  with  this  virgin  huntress  ;  and  as  goddesses  have 
youth  perpetual,  this  one  believed  to  the  day  of  her  death  that 
she  never  grew  older :  and  always  persisted  in  supposing  the 
picture  was  still  like  her. 

After  he  had  been  shown  to  her  room  by  the  groom  of 
the  chamber,  who  filled  many  offices  besides  in  her  ladyship's 
modest  household,  and  after  a  proper  interval,  this  elderly 
goddess  Diana  vouchsafed  to  appear  to  the  young  man.  A 
blackamoor  in  a  Turkish  habit,  with  red  boots  and  a  silver 
collar  on  which  the  Viscountess's  arms  were  engraven,  pre- 
ceded her  and  bore  her  cushion  ;  then  came  her  gentlewoman  ; 
a  little  pack  of  spaniels  barking  and  frisking  about  preceded 
the  austere  huntress — then,  behold,  the  Viscountess  herself 
"dropping  odours."  Esmond  recollected  from  his  childhood 
that  rich  aroma  of  musk  which  his  mother-in-law  (for  she  may 
be  called  so)  exhaled.  As  the  sky  grows  redder  and  redder 
towards  sunset,  so,  in  the  decline  of  her  years,  the  cheeks  of 
my  Lady  Dowager  blushed  more  deeply.  Her  face  was  illumi- 
nated with  vermilion,  which  appeared  the  brighter  from  the 
white  paint  employed  to  set  it  off  She  wore  the  ringlets  which 
had  been  in  fashion  in  King  Charles's  time  ;  whereas  the  ladies 
of  King  William's  had  head-dresses  like  the  towers  of  Cybele. 
Her  eyes  gleamed  out  from  the  midst  of  this  queer  structure 


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of  paint,  dyes,  and  pomatums.  Such  was  my  Lady  Viscountess, 
Mr.  Esmond's  father's  widow. 

He  made  her  such  a  profound  bow  as  her  dignity  and 
relationship  merited  :  and  advanced  with  the  greatest  gravity 
and  once  more  kissed  that  hand  upon  the  trembling  knuckles 
of  which  glittered  a  score  of  rings — remembering  old  times 
when  that  trembling  hand  made  him  tremble.  "  Marchioness," 
says  he,  bowing,  and  on  one  knee,  "is  it  only  the  hand  I 
may  have  the  honour  of  saluting?"  For,  accompanying 
that  inward  laughter,  which  the  sight  of  such  an  astonishing 
old  figure  might  well  produce  in  the  young  man,  there  was 
goodwill  too,  and  the  kindness  of  consanguinity.  She  had 
been  his  father's  wife,  and  was  his  grandfather's  daughter. 
She  had  suffered  him  in  old  days,  and  was  kind  to  him  now 
after  her  fashion.  And  now  that  bar-sinister  was  removed 
from  Esmond's  thoughts,  and  that  secret  opprobrium  no 
longer  cast  upon  his  mind,  he  was  pleased  to  feel  family  ties 
and  own  them — perhaps  secretly  vain  of  the  sacrifice  he  had 
made,  and  to  think  that  he,  Esmond,  was  really  the  chief  of 
his  house,  and  only  prevented  by  his  own  magnanimity  from 
advancing  his  claim. 

At  least,  ever  since  he  had  learned  that  secret  from  his 
poor  patron  on  his  dying-bed,  actually  as  he  was  standing 
beside  it,  he  had  felt  an  independency  which  he  had  never 
known  before,  and  which  since  did  not  desert  him.  So  he 
called  his  old  aunt  Marchioness,  but  with  an  air  as  if  he  was 
the  Marquis  of  Esmond  who  so  addressed  her. 

Did  she  read  in  the  young  gentleman's  eyes,  which  had 
now  no  fear  of  hers  or  their  superannuated  authority,  that  he 
knew  or  suspected  the  truth  about  his  birth  ?  She  gave  a  start 
of  surprise  at  his  altered  manner;  indeed,  it  was  quite  a  different 
bearing  to  that  of  the  Cambridge  student  who  had  paid  her 
a  visit  two  years  since,  and  whom  she  had  dismissed  with  five 
pieces  sent  by  the  groom  of  the  chamber.  She  eyed  him,  then 
trembled  a  little  more  than  was  her  wont,  perhaps,  and  said, 
"  Welcome,  cousin,"  in  a  frightened  voice. 

His  resolution,  as  has  been  said  before,  had  been  quite 
different,  namely,  so  to  bear  himself  through  life  as  if  the  secret 
of  his  birth  was  not  known  to  him  ;  but  he  suddenly  and  rightly 
determined  on  a  different  course.  He  asked  that  her  ladyship's 
attendants  should  be  dismissed,  and  when  they  were  private — 
"  Welcome,  nephew,  at  least,  madam,  it  should  be,"  he  said. 


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"  A  great  wrong  has  been  done  to  me  and  to  you,  and  to  my 
poor  mother,  who  is  no  more." 

"  I  declare  before  Heaven  that  I  was  guiltless  of  it,"  she 
cried  out,  giving  up  her  cause  at  once.  "  It  was  your  wicked 
father  who " 

"  Who  brought  this  dishonour  on  our  family,"  says  Mr. 
Esmond.  "  I  know  it  full  well.  I  want  to  disturb  no  one. 
Those  who  are  in  present  possession  have  been  my  dearest  bene- 
factors, and  are  quite  innocent  of  intentional  wrong  to  me.  The 
late  lord,  my  dear  patron,  knew  not  the  truth  until  a  few  months 
before  his  death,  when  Father  Holt  brought  the  news  to  him." 

"  The  wretch  !  he  had  it  in  confession  !  He  had  it  in  con- 
fession ! "  cried  out  the  Dowager  Lady. 

"  Not  so.  He  learned  it  elsewhere  as  well  as  in  confession," 
Mr.  Esmond  answered.  "  My  father,  when  wounded  at  the 
Boyne,  told  the  truth  to  a  French  priest,  who  was  in  hiding 
after  the  battle,  as  well  as  to  the  priest  there,  at  whose  house 
he  died.  This  gentleman  did  not  think  fit  to  divulge  the  story 
till  he  met  with  Mr.  Holt  at  Saint  Omer's.  And  the  latter  kept 
it  back  for  his  own  purpose,  and  until  he  had  learned  whether 
my  mother  was  alive  or  no.  She  is  dead  years  since :  my  poor 
patron  told  me  with  his  dying  breath ;  and  I  doubt  him  not. 
1  do  not  know  even  whether  I  could  prove  a  marriage.  I 
would  not  if  I  could.  I  do  not  care  to  bring  shame  on  our 
name,  or  grief  upon  those  whom  I  love,  however  hardly  they 
may  use  me.  My  father's  son,  madam,  won't  aggravate  the 
wrong  my  father  did  you.  Continue  to  be  his  widow,  and  give 
me  your  kindness.  'Tis  all  I  ask  from  you ;  and  I  shall  never 
speak  of  this  matter  again." 

"  Mais  vous  etes  un  noble  jeune  homme  !  "  breaks  out  my 
lady,  speaking,  as  usual  with  her  when  she  was  agitated,  in  the 
French  language. 

'•''  Noblesse  oblige"  says  Mr.  Esmond,  making  her  a  low  bow. 
"  There  are  those  alive  to  whom,  in  return  for  their  love  to  me, 
I  often  fondly  said  I  would  give  my  life  away.  Shall  I  be  their 
enemy  now,  and  quarrel  about  a  title  ?  What  matters  who 
has  it?     'Tis  with  the  family  still." 

"  What  can  there  be  in  that  little  prude  of  a  woman,  that 
makes  men  so nz^/fr about  her?"  cries  out  my  Lady  Dowager. 
"  She  was  here  for  a  month  petitioning  the  King.  She  is 
pretty,  and  well  conserved ;  but  she  has  not  the  bel  air.  In 
his  late  Majesty's  court  all  the  men  pretended  to  admire  her ; 


What  came  ye  out  to  Admire?      201 

and  she  was  no  better  than  a  little  wax  doll.  She  is  better 
now,  and  looks  the  sister  of  her  daughter :  but  what  mean 
you  all  by  bepraising  her?  Mr.  Steele,  who  was  in  waiting 
on  Prince  George,  seeing  her  with  her  two  children  going  to 
Kensington,  writ  a  poem  about  her ;  and  says  he  shall  wear 
her  colours,  and  dress  in  black  for  the  future.  Mr.  Congreve 
says  he  will  write  a  Mourning  Widow,  that  shall  be  better  than 
his  Mourning  Bride.  Though  their  husbands  quarrelled  and 
fought  when  that  wretch  Churchill  deserted  the  King  (for  which 
he  deserved  to  be  hung).  Lady  Marlborough  has  again  gone 
wild  about  the  little  widow ;  insulted  me  in  my  own  drawing- 
room,  by  saying  that  'twas  not  the  old  widow,  but  the  young 
viscountess,  she  had  come  to  see.  Little  Castlewood  and 
little  Lord  Churchill  are  to  be  sworn  friends,  and  have  boxed 
each  other  twice  or  thrice  like  brothers  already.  'Twas  that 
wicked  young  Mohun  who,  coming  back  from  the  provinces 
last  year,  where  he  had  disinterred  her,  raved  about  her  all 
the  winter;  said  she  was  a  pearl  set  before  swine;  and  killed 
poor  stupid  Frank.  The  quarrel  was  all  about  his  wife.  I 
know  'twas  all  about  her.  Was  there  anything  between  her 
and  Mohun,  nephew  ?  Tell  me  now ;  was  there  anything  ? 
About  yourself,  I  do  not  ask  you  to  answer  questions." 

Mr.  Esmond  blushed  up.  "  My  lady's  virtue  is  like  that 
of  a  saint  in  Heaven,  madam,"  he  cried  out. 

"  Eh  ! — mon  neveu.  Many  saints  get  to  Heaven  after 
having  a  deal  to  repent  of.  I  believe  you  are  like  all  the  rest 
of  the  fools,  and  madly  in  love  with  her." 

"Indeed,  I  loved  and  honoured  her  before  all  the  world," 
Esmond  answered.     "I  take  no  shame  in  that." 

"  And  she  has  shut  her  door  on  you — given  the  living  to 
that  horrid  young  cub,  son  of  that  horrid  old  bear,  Tusher, 
and  says  she  will  never  see  you  more.  Monsieur  mon  neveu 
— we  are  all  like  that.  When  I  was  a  young  woman,  I'm 
positive  that  a  thousand  duels  were  fought  about  me.  And 
when  poor  Monsieur  de  Souchy  drowned  himself  in  the 
canal  at  Bruges,  because  I  danced  with  Count  Springbock,  I 
couldn't  squeeze  out  a  single  tear,  but  danced  till  five  o'clock 
the  next  morning.  'Twas  the  Count — no,  'twas  my  Lord 
Ormond  that  played  the  fiddles,  and  His  Majesty  did  me  the 
honour  of  dancing  all  night  with  me. — How  you  are  grown  ! 
You  have  got  the  bel  air.  You  are  a  black  man.  Our 
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his  father — fair  and  stupid.  You  were  an  ugly  little  wretch 
when  you  came  to  Castlewood — you  were  all  eyes,  like  a 
young  crow.  We  intended  you  should  be  a  priest.  That 
awful  Father  Holt — how  he  used  to  frighten  me  when  I  was  ill ! 
I  have  a  comfortable  director  now — the  Abbe  Douillette — a 
dear  man.  We  make  meagre  on  Fridays  always.  My  cook  is 
a  devout,  pious  man.  You,  of  course,  are  of  the  right  way  of 
thinking.     They  say  the  Prince  of  Orange  is  very  ill  indeed." 

In  this  way  the  old  dowager  rattled  on  remorselessly  to  Mr. 
Esmond,  who  was  quite  astounded  with  her  present  volubility, 
contrasting  it  with  her  former  haughty  behaviour  to  him.  But 
she  had  taken  him  into  favour  for  the  moment,  and  chose  not 
only  to  like  him,  as  far  as  her  nature  permitted,  but  to  be  afraid 
of  him ;  and  he  found  himself  to  be  as  familiar  with  her  now 
as  a  young  man,  as,  when  a  boy,  he  had  been  timorous  and 
silent.  She  was  as  good  as  her  word  respecting  him.  She 
introduced  him  to  her  company,  of  which  she  entertained  a 
good  deal — of  the  adherents  of  King  James,  of  course — and  a 
great  deal  of  loud  intriguing  took  place  over  her  card-tables. 
She  presented  Mr.  Esmond  as  her  kinsman  to  many  persons 
of  honour ;  she  supplied  him  not  illiberally  with  money,  which 
he  had  no  scruple  in  accepting  from  her,  considering  the  re- 
lationship which  he  bore  to  her,  and  the  sacrifices  which  he 
himself  was  making  in  behalf  of  the  family.  But  he  had  made 
up  his  mind  to  continue  at  no  woman's  apron-strings  longer ; 
and  perhaps  had  cast  about  how  he  should  distinguish  himself, 
and  make  himself  a  name,  which  his  singular  fortune  had  denied 
him.  A  discontent  with  his  former  bookish  life  and  quietude, 
— a  bitter  feeling  of  revolt  at  that  slavery  in  which  he  had  chosen 
to  confine  himself  for  the  sake  of  those  whose  hardness  towards 
him  made  his  heart  bleed, — a  restless  wish  to  see  men  and  the 
world, — led  him  to  think  of  the  military  profession  :  at  any  rate, 
to  desire  to  see  a  few  campaigns,  and  accordingly  he  pressed 
his  new  patroness  to  get  him  a  pair  of  colours  ;  and  one  day  had 
the  honour  of  finding  himself  appointed  an  ensign  in  Colonel 
Quin's  regiment  of  Fusiliers  on  the  Irish  establishment. 

Mr.  Esmond's  commission  was  scarce  three  weeks  old  when 
that  accident  befell  King  William  which  ended  the  life  of  the 
greatest,  the  wisest,  the  bravest,  and  most  clement  sovereign 
whom  England  ever  knew.  'Twas  the  fashion  of  the  hostile 
party  to  assail  this  great  Prince's  reputation  during  his  life ; 
but  the  joy  which  they  and  all  his  enemies  in  Europe  showed 


Death  of  the  King 


203 


at  his  death,  is  a  proof  of  the  terror  in  which  they  held  him. 
Young  as  Esmond  was,  he  was  wise  enough  (and  generous 
enough,  too,  let  it  be  said)  to  scorn  that  indecency  of  gratu- 
lation  which  broke  out  amongst  the  followers  of  King  James 
in  London,  upon  the  death  of  this  illustrious  Prince,  this 
invincible  warrior,  this  wise  and  moderate  statesman.  Loyalty 
to  the  exiled  King's  family  was  traditional,  as  has  been  said, 


Tale-bearers  from  St.  Cjermai?is 


in  that  house  to  which  Mr.  Esmond  belonged.  His  father's 
w'idow  had  all  her  hopes,  sympathies,  recollections,  prejudices, 
engaged  on  King  James's  side  ;  and  was  certainly  as  noisy  a 
conspirator  as  ever  asserted  the  King's  rights  or  abused  his 
opponents  over  a  quadrille-table  or  a  dish  of  bohea.  Her 
ladyship's  house  swarmed  with  ecclesiasticks,  in  disguise  and 
out ;  with  tale-bearers  from  St.  Germains  ;  and  quidnuncs  that 


204      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

knew  the  last  news  from  Versailles ;  nay,  the  exact  force  and 
number  of  the  next  expedition  which  the  French  King  was  to 
send  from  Dunkirk,  and  which  was  to  swallow  up  the  Prince 
of  Orange,  his  army,  and  his  court.  She  had  received  the 
Duke  of  Berwick  when  he  landed  here  in  '96.  She  kept  the 
glass  he  drank  from,  vowing  she  never  would  use  it  till  she 
drank  King  James  the  Third's  health  in  it  on  His  Majesty's 
return  ;  she  had  tokens  from  the  Queen,  and  relics  of  the  saint 
who,  if  the  story  was  true,  had  not  always  been  a  saint  as  far 
as  she  and  many  others  were  concerned.  She  believed  in  the 
miracles  wrought  at  his  tomb,  and  had  a  hundred  authentick 
stories  of  wondrous  cures  effected  by  the  blessed  King's  rosaries, 
the  medals  which  he  wore,  the  locks  of  his  hair,  or  what  not. 
Esmond  remembered  a  score  of  marvellous  tales,  which  the 
credulous  old  woman  told  him.  There  was  the  Bishop  of 
Autun,  that  was  healed  of  a  malady  he  had  for  forty  years,  and 
which  left  him  after  he  said  mass  for  the  repose  of  the  King's 
soul.  There  was  M.  Marais,  a  surgeon  in  Auvergne,  who  had 
a  palsy  in  both  his  legs,  which  was  cured  through  the  King's 
intercession.  There  was  Philip  Pitet,  of  the  Benedictines,  who 
had  a  suffocating  cough,  which  well-nigh  killed  him,  but  he 
besought  relief  of  Heaven,  through  the  merits  and  intercession 
of  the  blessed  King,  and  he  straightway  felt  a  profuse  sweat 
breaking  out  all  over  him,  and  was  recovered  perfectly.  And 
there  was  the  wife  of  Mons.  Lepervier,  dancing-master  to  the 
Duke  of  Saxe-Gotha,  who  was  entirely  eased  of  a  rheumatism 
by  the  King's  intercession,  of  which  miracle  there  could  be  no 
doubt,  for  her  surgeon  and  his  apprentice  had  given  their  testi- 
mony, under  oath,  that  they  did  not  in  any  way  contribute 
to  the  cure.  Of  these  tales,  and  a  thousand  like  them,  Mr. 
Esmond  believed  as  much  as  he  chose.  His  kinswoman's 
greater  faith  had  swallow  for  them  all. 

The  English  High  Church  party  did  not  adopt  these  legends. 
But  truth  and  honour,  as  they  thought,  bound  them  to  the 
exiled  King's  side  ;  nor  had  the  banished  family  any  warmer 
supporter  than  that  kind  lady  of  Castlewood,  in  whose  house 
Esmond  was  brought  up.  She  influenced  her  husband,  very 
much  more  perhaps  than  my  lord  knew,  who  admired  his  wife 
prodigiously  though  he  might  be  inconstant  to  her,  and  who, 
adverse  to  the  trouble  of  thinking  himself,  gladly  enough 
adopted  the  opinions  which  she  chose  for  him.  To  one  of  her 
simple  and  faithful  heart,  allegiance  to  any  sovereign  but  the 


Jacobites  all  205 

one  was  impossible.  To  serve  King  William  for  interest's  sake 
would  have  been  a  monstrous  hypocrisy  and  treason.  Her  pure 
conscience  could  no  more  have  consented  to  it  than  to  a  theft, 
a  forgery,  or  any  other  base  action.  Lord  Castlewood  might 
have  been  won  over,  no  doubt,  but  his  wife  never  could ;  and 
he  submitted  his  conscience  to  hers  in  this  case  as  he  did  in 
most  others,  when  he  was  not  tempted  too  sorely.  And  it 
was  from  his  affection  and  gratitude  most  likely,  and  from  that 
eager  devotion  for  his  mistress  which  characterised  all  Esmond's 
youth,  that  the  young  man  subscribed  to  this,  and  other  articles 
of  faith,  which  his  fond  benefactress  set  him.  Had  she  been 
a  Whig,  he  had  been  one ;  had  she  followed  Mr.  Fox,  and 
turned  Quaker,  no  doubt  he  would  have  abjured  ruffles  and 
a  perriwig,  and  have  forsworn  swords,  lace  coats,  and  clocked 
stockings.  In  the  scholar's  boyish  disputes  at  the  University, 
where  parties  ran  very  high,  Esmond  was  noted  as  a  Jacobite, 
and  very  likely  from  vanity  as  much  as  affection  took  the  side 
of  his  family. 

Almost  the  whole  of  the  clergy  of  the  country  and  more 
than  a  half  of  the  nation  w^ere  on  this  side.  Ours  is  the  most 
loyal  people  in  the  world  surely ;  we  admire  our  kings,  and  are 
faithful  to  them  long  after  they  have  ceased  to  be  true  to  us. 
'Tis  a  wonder  to  any  one  who  looks  back  at  the  history  of  the 
Stuart  family,  to  think  how  they  kicked  their  crowns  away  from 
them  ;  how  they  flung  away  chances  after  chances  ;  what  trea- 
sures of  loyalty  they  dissipated,  and  how  fatally  they  were  bent 
on  consummating  their  own  ruin.  If  ever  men  had  fidelity, 
'twas  they ;  if  ever  men  squandered  opportunity,  'twas  they ; 
and  of  all  the  enemies  they  had,  they  themselves  were  the 
most  fatal.* 

When  the  Princess  Anne  succeeded,  the  wearied  nation  was 
glad  enough  to  cry  a  truce  from  all  these  wars,  controversies, 
and  conspiracies,  and  to  accept  in  the  person  of  a  Princess  of 
the  blood  royal  a  compromise  between  the  parties  into  which 
the  country  was  divided.  The  Tories  could  serve  under  her 
with  easy  consciences  ;  though  a  Tory  herself,  she  represented 
the  triumph  of  the  Whig  opinion.  The  people  of  England, 
always  liking  that  their  Princes  should  be  attached  to  their 
own  families,  were  pleased  to  think  the  Princess  was  faithful 

'■   12  TTOTTOL,  biov  dr]  I'v  <?eoi'S  jSporoi  aiTtoaiiraf 
(^  Tj/nfuu  yap  (pacTL  kuk    fpLfifuai,  6t  Oe  Kai  avTOi 
atprjdiu  araadaXL-qaiv  inrep  fiopov  a\yt'  exovaiv. 


2o6      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

to  hers ;  and  up  to  the  very  last  day  and  hour  of  her  reign, 
and  but  for  that  fatality  which  he  inherited  from  his  fathers 
along  with  their  claims  to  the  English  crown,  King  James 
the  Third  might  have  worn  it.  But  he  neither  knew  how  to 
wait  an  opportunity,  nor  to  use  it  when  he  had  it ;  he  was 
venturesome  when  he  ought  to  have  been  cautious,  and 
cautious  when  he  ought  to  have  dared  everything.  'Tis  with 
a  sort  of  rage  at  his  inaptitude  that  one  thinks  of  his  melan- 
choly story.  Do  the  Fates  deal  more  specially  with  kings 
than  with  common  men  ?  One  is  apt  to  imagine  so,  in  con- 
sidering the  history  of  that  royal  race,  in  whose  behalf  so 
much  fidelity,  so  much  valour,  so  much  blood  were  desperately 
and  bootlessly  expended. 

The  King  dead  then,  the  Princess  Anne  (ugly  Anne  Hyde's 
daughter,  our  dowager  at  Chelsea  called  her)  was  proclaimed 
by  trumpeting  heralds  all  over  the  town  from  Westminster  to 
Ludgate  Hill,  amidst  immense  jubilations  of  the  people. 

Next  week  my  Lord  Marlborough  was  promoted  to  the 
Garter  and  to  be  Captain-General  of  Her  Majesty's  forces  at 
home  and  abroad.  This  appointment  only  inflamed  the 
Dowager's  rage,  or,  as  she  thought  itj  her  fidelity  to  her 
rightful  sovereign.  "  The  Princess  is  but  a  puppet  in  the 
hands  of  that  fury  of  a  woman,  who  comes  into  my  drawing- 
room  and  insults  me  to  my  face.  What  can  come  to  a 
country  that  is  given  over  to  such  a  woman  ? "  says  the 
Dowager.  "  As  for  that  double-faced  traitor,  my  Lord  Marl- 
borough, he  has  betrayed  every  man  and  every  woman  with 
whom  he  has  had  to  deal,  except  his  horrid  wife,  who  makes 
him  tremble.  'Tis  all  over  with  the  country  when  it  has  got 
into  the  clutches  of  such  wretches  as  these." 

Esmond's  old  kinswoman  saluted  the  new  powers  in  this 
way ;  but  some  good  fortune  at  least  occurred  to  a  family 
which  stood  in  great  need  of  it,  by  the  advancement  of  these 
famous  personages  who  benefited  humbler  people  that  had 
the  luck  of  being  in  their  favour.  Before  Mr.  Esmond  left 
England  in  the  month  of  August,  and  being  then  at  Ports- 
mouth, where  he  had  joined  his  regiment,  and  was  busy  at 
drill,  learning  the  practice  and  mysteries  of  the  musket  and 
pike,  he  heard  that  a  pension  on  the  Stamp  Ofiice  had  been 
got  for  his  late  beloved  mistress,  and  that  the  young  Mistress 
Beatrix  was  also  to  be  taken  into  court.  So  much  good,  at 
least,  had  come  of  the  poor  widow's  visit   to   London,  not 


We  are  all  set  Free  207 

revenge  upon  her  husband's  enemies,  but  reconcilement  to 
old  friends,  who  pitied,  and  seemed  inclined  to  serve  her.  As 
for  the  comrades  in  prison  and  the  late  misfortune :  Colonel 
Westbury  was  with  the  Captain-General  gone  to  Holland ; 
Captain  Macartney  was  now  at  Portsmouth,  with  his  regiment 
of  Fusiliers  and  the  force  under  command  of  his  Grace  the 
Duke  of  Ormond,  bound  for  Spain,  it  was  said ;  my  Lord 
Warwick  was  returned  home ;  and  Lord  Mohun,  so  far  from 
being  punished  for  the  homicide  which  had  brought  so  much 
grief  and  change  into  the  Esmond  family,  was  gone  in  company 
of  my  Lord  Macclesfield's  splendid  embassy  to  the  Elector  of 
Hanover,  carrying  the  Garter  to  His  Highness  and  a  compli- 
mentary letter  from  the  Queen. 


^u^--^/^ 


'  -v.\, 


Faf/ter  Holt 


CHAPTER  IV 


RECAPITULATIONS 


'ROM  such  fitful  lights  as  could  be  cast  upon  his  dark 
history  by  the  broken  narrative  of  his  poor  patron,  torn 
by  remorse  and  struggling  in  the  last  pangs  of  dissolution, 


"The  Curse  of   Kings"  209 

Mr.  Esmond  had  been  made  to  understand,  so  far,  that  his 
mother  was  long  since  dead  ;  and  so  there  could  be  no  ques- 
tion as  regarded  her  or  her  honour,  tarnished  by  her  husband's 
desertion  and  injury,  to  influence  her  son  in  any  steps  which 
he  might  take  either  for  prosecuting  or  relinquishing  his  own 
just  claims.  It  appeared  from  my  poor  lord's  hurried  con- 
fession, that  he  had  been  made  acquainted  with  the  real  facts 
of  the  case  only  two  years  since,  when  Mr.  Holt  visited  him, 
and  would  have  implicated  him  in  one  of  those  many  con- 
spiracies by  which  the  secret  leaders  of  King  James's  party  in 
this  country  were  ever  endeavouring  to  destroy  the  Prince  of 
Orange's  life  or  power ;  conspiracies  so  like  murder,  so  cowardly 
in  the  means  used,  so  wicked  in  the  end,  that  our  nation  has, 
sure,  done  well  in  throwing  off  all  allegiance  and  fidelity  to  the 
unhappy  family  that  could  not  vindicate  its  right  except  by 
such  treachery, — by  such  dark  intrigue  and  base  agents.  There 
were  designs  against  King  William  that  were  no  more  honour- 
able than  the  ambushes  of  cut-throats  and  footpads.  'Tis 
humiliating  to  think  that  a  great  Prince,  possessor  of  a  great 
and  sacred  right,  and  upholder  of  a  great  cause,  should  have 
stooped  to  such  baseness  of  assassination  and  treasons  as  are 
proved  by  the  unfortunate  King  James's  own  warrant  and  sign- 
manual  given  to  his  supporters  in  this  country.  What  he  and 
they  called  levying  war  was,  in  truth,  no  better  than  instigating 
murder.  The  noble  Prince  of  Orange  burst  magnanimously 
through  those  feeble  meshes  of  conspiracy  in  which  his  enemies 
tried  to  envelop  him  :  it  seemed  as  if  their  cowardly  daggers 
broke  upon  the  breast  of  his  undaunted  resolution.  After 
King  James's  death,  the  Queen  and  her  people  at  St.  Germains 
—  priests  and  women,  for  the  most  part  —  continued  their 
intrigues  in  behalf  of  the  young  Prince,  James  the  Third,  as 
he  was  called  in  France  and  by  his  party  here  (this  Prince, 
or  Chevalier  de  St.  George,  was  born  in  the  same  year  with 
Esmond's  young  pupil  Frank,  my  Lord  Viscount's  son) :  and 
the  Prince's  affairs,  being  in  the  hands  of  priests  and  women, 
were  conducted  as  priests  and  women  will  conduct  them, 
artfully,  cruelly,  feebly,  and  to  a  certain  bad  issue.  The*moral 
of  the  Jesuits'  story  I  think  as  wholesome  a  one  as  ever  was 
writ :  the  artfullest,  the  wisest,  the  most  toilsome  and  dex- 
terous plot-builders  in  the  world, — there  always  comes  a  day 
when  the  roused  publick  indignation  kicks  their  flimsy  edifice 
down,  and  sends  its  cowardly  enemies  a-flying.     Mr.  Swift  hath 

o 


2IO      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

finely  described  that  passion  for  intrigue,  that  love  of  secrecy, 
slander,  and  lying,  which  belongs  to  weak  people,  hangers-on 
of  weak  courts.  'Tis  the  nature  of  such  to  hate  and  envy  the 
strong,  and  conspire  their  ruin ;  and  the  conspiracy  succeeds 
very  well,  and  everything  presages  the  satisfactory  overthrow 
of  the  great  victim ;  until  one  day  Gulliver  rouses  himself, 
shakes  off  the  little  vermin  of  an  enemy,  and  walks  away  un- 
molested. Ah  !  the  Irish  soldiers  might  well  say  after  the 
Boyne,  "  Change  kings  with  us,  and  we  will  fight  it  over  again." 
Indeed,  the  fight  was  not  fair  between  the  two.  'Twas  a  weak, 
priest-ridden,  woman-ridden  man,  with  such  puny  allies  and 
weapons  as  his  own  poor  nature  led  him  to  choose,  contend- 
ing against  the  schemes,  the  generalship,  the  wisdom,  and  the 
heart  of  a  hero. 

On  one  of  these  many  coward's  errands,  then  (for,  as  I  view 
them  now,  I  can  call  them  no  less),  Mr.  Holt  had  come  to  my 
lord  at  Castlewood,  proposing  some  infallible  plan  for  the  Prince 
of  Orange's  destruction,  in  which  my  Lord  Viscount,  loyalist 
as  he  was,  had  indignantly  refused  to  join.  As  far  as  Mr. 
Esmond  could  gather  from  his  dying  words.  Holt  came  to 
my  lord  with  a  plan  of  insurrection,  and  offer  of  the  renewal, 
in  his  person,  of  that  marquis's  title  which  King  James  had 
conferred  on  the  preceding  Viscount ;  and  on  refusal  of  this 
bribe,  a  threat  was  madC;  on  Holt's  part,  to  upset  my  Lord 
Viscount's  claim  to  his  estate  and  title  of  Castlewood  alto- 
gether. To  back  this  astounding  piece  of  intelligence,  of 
which  Henry  Esmond's  patron  now  had  the  first  light,  Holt 
came  armed  with  the  late  lord's  dying  declaration,  after  the 
affair  of  the  Boyne,  at  Trim,  in  Ireland,  made  both  to  the  Irish 
priest  and  a  French  ecclesiastick  of  Holt's  order,  that  was  with 
King  James's  army.  Holt  showed,  or  pretended  to  show,  the 
marriage  certificate  of  the  late  Viscount  Esmond  with  my 
mother,  in  the  city  of  Brussels,  in  the  year  1677,  when  the 
Viscount,  then  Thomas  Esmond,  was  serving  with  the  English 
army  in  Llanders  ;  he  could  show,  he  said,  that  this  Gertrude, 
deserted  by  her  husband  long  since,  was  alive,  and  a  professed 
nun  in  the  year  1685,  at  Brussels,  in  which  year  Thomas 
Esmond  married  his  uncle's  daughter,  Isabella,  now  called 
Viscountess  Dowager  of  Castlewood  ;  and  leaving  him,  for 
twelve  hours,  to  consider  this  astounding  news  (so  the  poor 
dying  lord  said),  disappeared  with  his  papers  in  the  mysterious 
way  in  which  he  came.     Esmond  knew  how,  well  enough  :  by 


Holt  goes  to  Prison  211 

that  window  from  which  he  had  seen  the  father  issue: — but 
there  was  no  need  to  explain  to  my  poor  lord,  only  to  gather 
from  his  parting  lips  the  words  which  he  would  soon  be  able 
to  utter  no  more. 

Ere  the  twelve  hours  were  over,  Holt  himself  was  a  prisoner, 
implicated  in  Sir  John  Fenvvick's  conspiracy,  and  locked  up  at 
Hexton  first,  whence  he  was  transferred  to  the  Tower ;  leaving 
the  poor  Lord  Viscount,  who  was  not  aware  of  the  other's 
being  taken,  in  daily  apprehension  of  his  return,  when  (as  my 
Lord  Castlewood  declared,  calling  God  to  witness,  and  with 
tears  in  his  dying  eyes)  it  had  been  his  intention  at  once  to 
give  up  his  estate  and  his  title  to  their  proper  owner,  and  to 
retire  to  his  own  house  at  Walcote  with  his  family.  "  And  would 
to  God  I  had  done  it,"  the  poor  lord  said ;  "  I  would  not  be 
here  now,  wounded  to  death,  a  miserable,  stricken  man  !  " 

My  lord  waited  day  after  day,  and,  as  may  be  supposed, 
no  messenger  came ;  but  at  a  month's  end  Holt  got  means  to 
convey  to  him  a  message  out  of  the  Tower,  which  was  to  this 
effect  :  That  he  should  consider  all  unsaid  that  had  been  said, 
and  that  things  were  as  they  were. 

"  I  had  a  sore  temptation,"  said  my  poor  lord.  "  Since  I 
had  come  in  to  this  cursed  title  of  Castlewood,  which  hath 
never  prospered  with  me,  I  have  spent  far  more  than  the 
income  of  that  estate,  and  my  paternal  one  too.  I  calculated 
all  my  means  down  to  the  last  shilling,  and  found  I  never 
could  pay  you  back,  my  poor  Harry,  whose  fortune  I  had 
had  for  twelve  years.  My  wife  and  children  must  have  gone 
out  of  the  house  dishonoured,  and  beggars.  God  knows,  it 
hath  been  a  miserable  one  for  me  and  mine.  Like  a  coward, 
I  clung  to  that  respite  which  Holt  gave  me.  I  kept  the  truth 
from  Rachel  and  you.  I  tried  to  win  money  of  Mohun,  and 
only  plunged  deeper  into  debt;  I  scarce  dared  look  thee  in 
the  face  when  I  saw  thee.  This  sword  hath  been  hanging  over 
my  head  these  two  years.  I  swear  I  felt  happy  when  Mohun's 
blade  entered  my  side." 

After  lying  ten  months  in  the  Tower,  Holt,  against  whom 
nothing  could  be  found,  except  that  he  was  a  Jesuit  priest, 
known  to  be  in  King  James's  interest,  was  put  on  ship-board 
by  the  incorrigible  forgiveness  of  King  William,  who  promised 
him,  however,  a  hanging,  if  ever  he  should  again  set  foot  on 
English  shore.  More  than  once,  whilst  he  was  in  prison  him- 
self, Esmond  had  thought  where  those  papers  could  be  which 


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the  Jesuit  had  shown  to  his  patron,  and  which  had  such  an 
interest  for  himself.  They  were  not  found  on  Mr.  Holt's 
person  when  that  Father  was  apprehended,  for  had  such  been 
the  case  my  Lords  of  the  Council  had  seen  them,  and  this 
family  history  had  long  since  been  made  publick.  However, 
Esmond  cared  not  to  seek  the  papers.  His  resolution  being 
taken  ;  his  poor  mother  dead  ;  what  matter  to  him  that  docu- 
ments existed  proving  his  right  to  a  title  which  he  was  deter- 
mined not  to  claim,  and  of  which  he  vowed  never  to  deprive 
that  family  which  he  loved  best  in  the  world?  Perhaps  he 
took  a  greater  pride  out  of  his  sacrifice  than  he  would  have 
had  in  those  honours  which  he  was  resolved  to  forego.  Again, 
as  long  as  these  titles  were  not  forthcoming,  Esmond's  kins- 
man, dear  young  Francis,  was  the  honourable  and  undisputed 
owner  of  the  Castlewood  estate  and  title.  The  mere  word  of 
a  Jesuit  could  not  overset  Frank's  right  of  occupancy,  and  so 
Esmond's  mind  felt  actually  at  ease  to  think  the  papers  were 
missing,  and  in  their  absence  his  dear  mistress  and  her  son 
the  lawful  Lady  and  Lord  of  Castlewood. 

Very  soon  after  his  liberation,  Mr.  Esmond  made  it  his 
business  to  ride  to  that  village  of  Ealing  where  he  had  passed 
his  earhest  years  in  this  country,  and  to  see  if  his  old  guardians 
were  still  alive  and  inhabitants  of  that  place.  But  the  only 
relique  which  he  found  of  old  M.  Pastoureau  was  a  stone  in 
the  churchyard,  which  told  that  Athanasius  Pastoureau,  a  native 
of  Flanders,  lay  there  buried,  aged  eighty-seven  years.  The 
old  man's  cottage,  which  Esmond  perfectly  recollected,  and  the 
garden  (where  in  his  childhood  he  had  passed  many  hours  of 
play  and  reverie,  and  had  many  a  beating  from  his  termagant  of 
a  foster-mother),  were  now  in  the  occupation  of  quite  a  different 
family ;  and  it  was  with  difficulty  that  he  could  learn  in  the 
village  what  had  come  of  Pastoureau's  widow  and  children. 
The  clerk  of  the  parish  recollected  her — the  old  man  was 
scarce  altered  in  the  fourteen  years  that  had  passed  since  last 
Esmond  set  eyes  on  him — it  appeared  she  had  pretty  soon 
consoled  herself  after  the  death  of  her  old  husband,  whom  she 
ruled  over,  by  taking  a  new  one  younger  than  herself,  who 
spent  her  money  and  ill-treated  her  and  her  children.  The 
girl  died  ;  one  of  the  boys  'listed ;  the  other  had  gone 
apprentice.  Old  Mr.  Rogers,  the  clerk,  said  he  had  heard 
that  Mrs.  Pastoureau  was  dead  too.  She  and  her  husband 
had  left  Ealing  this  seven  year ;  and  so  Mr.  Esmond's  hopes 


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of  gaining  any  information  regarding  his  parentage  from  this 
family  were  brought  to  an  end.  He  gave  the  old  clerk  a 
crown-piece  for  his  news,  smiling  to  think  of  the  time  when 
he  and  his  little  playfellows  had  slunk  out  of  the  churchyard 
or  hidden  behind  the  gravestones  at  the  approach  of  this 
awful  authority. 

Who  was  his  mother  ?  What  had  her  name  been  ?  When 
did  she  die  ?  Esmond  longed  to  find  some  one  who  could 
answer  these  questions  to  him,  and  thought  even  of  putting 
them  to  his  aunt  the  Viscountess,  who  had  innocently  taken 
the  name  which  belonged  of  right  to  Henry's  mother.  But 
she  knew  nothing,  or  chose  to  know  nothing,  on  this  subject ; 
nor,  indeed,  could  Mr.  Esmond  press  her  much  to  speak  on 
it.  Father  Holt  was  the  only  man  who  could  enlighten  him, 
and  Esmond  felt  he  must  wait  until  some  fresh  chance  or 
new  intrigue  might  put  him  face  to  face  with  his  old  friend, 
or  bring  that  restless  indefatigable  spirit  back  to  England 
again. 

The  appointment  to  his  ensigncy,  and  the  preparations 
necessary  for  the  campaign,  presently  gave  the  young  gentle- 
man other  matters  to  think  of.  His  new  patroness  treated 
him  very  kindly  and  liberally;  she  promised  to  make  interest 
and  pay  money,  too,  to  get  him  a  company  speedily ;  she  bade 
him  procure  a  handsome  outfit,  both  of  clothes  and  of  arms, 
and  was  pleased  to  admire  him  when  he  made  his  first  appear- 
ance in  his  laced  scarlet  coat,  and  to  permit  him  to  salute  her  on 
the  occasion  of  this  interesting  investiture.  "  Red,"  says  she, 
tossing  up  her  old  head,  "  hath  always  been  the  colour  worn 
by  the  h^smonds."  And  so  her  ladyship  wore  it  on  her  own 
cheeks  very  faithfully  to  the  last.  She  would  have  him  be 
dressed,  she  said,  as  became  his  father's  son,  and  paid  cheerfully 
for  his  five-pound  beaver,  his  black  buckled  perriwig,  and  his 
fine  holland  shirts,  and  his  swords,  and  his  pistols,  mounted 
with  silver.  Since  the  day  he  was  born,  poor  Harry  had  never 
looked  such  a  fine  gentleman  :  his  liberal  step-mother  filled 
his  purse  with  guineas,  too,  some  of  v/hich  Captain  Steele  and 
a  few  choice  spirits  helped  Harry  to  spend  in  an  entertainment 
which  Dick  ordered  (and,  indeed,  would  have  paid  for,  but 
that  he  had  no  money  when  the  reckoning  was  called  for ; 
nor  would  the  landlord  give  him  any  more  credit)  at  the 
Garter,  over  against  the  gate  of  the  Palace,  in  Pall  Mall. 

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wrong  formerly,  seemed  inclined  to  repair  it  by  the  present 
kindness  of  her  behaviour :  she  embraced  him  copiously  at 
parting,  wept  plentifully,  bade  him  write  by  every  packet,  and 
gave  him  an  inestimable  relick,  which  she  besought  him  to 
wear  round  his  neck — a  medal,  blessed  by  I  know  not  what 
Pope,  and  worn  by  his  late  sacred  Majesty  King  James.  So 
Esmond  arrived  at  his  regiment  with  a  better  equipage  than 
most  young  officers  could  afford.  He  was  older  than  most  of 
his  seniors,  and  had  a  further  advantage  which  belonged  but 
to  very  few  of  the  army  gentlemen  in  his  day — many  of  whom 
could  do  little  more  than  write  their  names — that  he  had  read 
much,  both  at  home  and  at  the  University,  was  master  of  two 
or  three  languages,  and  had  that  further  education  which 
neither  books  nor  years  will  give,  but  which  some  men  get 
from  the  silent  teaching  of  adversity.  She  is  a  great  school- 
mistress, as  many  a  poor  fellow  knows,  that  hath  held  his  hand 
out  to  her  ferule,  and  whimpered  over  his  lesson  before  her 
awful  chair. 


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CHAPTER  V 


I    GO    ON    THE    VIGO    BAY    EXPEDITION,    TASTE    SALT    WATER 
AND    SMELL    POWDER 


T 


HE  first  expedition  in  which  Mr.  Esmond  had  the  honour 
to  be  engaged,  rather  resembled  one  of  the  invasions  pro- 
jected by  the  redoubted  Captain  Avory,  or  Captain  Kidd, 


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than  a  war  between  crowned  heads,  carried  on  by  generals  of 
rank  and  honour.  On  the  ist  day  of  July  1702,  a  great  fleet, 
of  a  hundred  and  fifty  sail,  set  sail  from  Spithead,  under  the 
command  of  Admiral  Shovell,  having  on  board  12,000  troops, 
with  his  Grace  the  Duke  of  Ormond  as  the  Capt. -General  of 
the  expedition.  One  of  these  12,000  heroes  having  never  been 
to  sea  before,  or,  at  least,  only  once  in  his  infancy,  when  he 
made  the  voyage  to  England  from  that  unknown  country  where 
he  was  born, — one  of  those  12,000 — the  junior  ensign  of  Col. 
Quin's  regiment  of  Fusiliers — was  in  a  quite  unheroic  state  of 
corporal  prostration  a  few  hours  after  sailing ;  and  an  enemy, 
had  he  boarded  the  ship,  would  have  had  easy  work  of  him. 
From  Portsmouth  we  put  into  Plymouth,  and  took  in  fresh 
reinforcements.  We  were  off  Finisterre  on  the  31st  of  July, 
so  Esmond's  table-book  informs  him  ;  and  on  the  8th  of  August 
made  the  rock  of  Lisbon.  By  this  time  the  ensign  was  grown 
as  bold  as  an  admiral,  and  a  week  afterwards  had  the  fortune 
to  be  under  fire  for  the  first  time, — and  under  water,  too, — 
his  boat  being  swamped  in  the  surf  in  Toros  bay,  where 
the  troops  landed.  The  ducking  of  his  new  coat  was  all  the 
harm  the  young  soldier  got  in  this  expedition,  for,  indeed,  the 
Spaniards  made  no  stand  before  our  troops,  and  were  not  in 
strength  to  do  so. 

But  the  campaign,  if  not  very  glorious,  was  very  pleasant. 
New  sights  of  nature,  by  sea  and  land, — a  life  of  action,  be- 
ginning now  for  the  first  time, — occupied  and  excited  the 
young  man.  The  many  accidents,  and  the  routine  of  ship- 
board,— the  military  duty, — the  new  acquaintances,  both  of  his 
comrades  in  arms  and  of  the  officers  of  the  fleet,  served  to 
cheer  and  occupy  liis  mind,  and  waken  it  out  of  that  selfish 
depression  into  which  his  late  unhappy  fortunes  had  plunged 
him.  He  felt  as  if  the  ocean  separated  him  from  his  past  care, 
and  welcomed  the  new  era  of  life  which  was  dawning  for  him. 
Wounds  heal  rapidly  in  a  heart  of  two-and-twenty ;  hopes  re- 
vive daily  ;  and  courage  rallies,  in  spite  of  a  man.  Perhaps,  as 
Esmond  thought  of  his  late  despondency  and  melancholy,  and 
how  irremediable  it  had  seemed  to  him  as  he  lay  in  his  prison 
a  few  months  back,  he  was  almost  mortified  in  his  secret  mind 
at  finding  himself  so  cheerful. 

To  see  with  one's  own  eyes  men  and  countries,  is  better 
than  reading  all  the  books  of  travel  in  the  world ;  and  it  was 
with  extreme  delight  and  exultation  that  the  young  man  found 


I    AM    NOT    MADE    FOR    A    PaRSON  21/ 

himself  actually  on  his  grand  tour,  and  in  the  view  of  people 
and  cities  which  he  had  read  about  as  a  boy.  He  beheld  war, 
for  the  first  time — the  pride,  pomp,  and  circumstance  of  it, 
at  least,  if  not  much  of  the  danger.  He  saw  actually,  and 
with  his  own  eyes,  those  Spanish  cavaliers  and  ladies  whom 
he  had  beheld  in  imagination  in  that  immortal  story  of  Cer- 
vantes, which  had  been  the  delight  of  his  youthful  leisure. 
'Tis  forty  years  since  Mr.  Esmond  witnessed  those  scenes,  but 
they  remain  as  fresh  in  his  memory  as  on  the  day  when  first 
he  saw  them  as  a  young  man.  A  cloud,  as  of  grief,  that  had 
lowered  over  him,  and  had  wrapped  the  last  years  of  his  life  in 
gloom,  seemed  to  clear  away  from  Esmond  during  this  fortu- 
nate voyage  and  campaign.  His  energies  seemed  to  awaken 
and  to  expand,  under  a  cheerful  sense  of  freedom.  Was  his 
heart  secretly  glad  to  have  escaped  from  that  fond  but  ignoble 
bondage  at  home  ?  Was  it  that  the  inferiority  to  which  the 
idea  of  his  base  birth  had  compelled  him,  vanished  with  the 
knowledge  of  that  secret,  which,  though,  perforce,  kept  to 
himself,  was  yet  enough  to  cheer  and  console  him  ?  At  any 
rate,  young  Esmond  of  the  army  was  quite  a  different  being  to 
the  sad  little  dependant  of  the  kind  Castlewood  household, 
and  the  melancholy  student  of  Trinity  Walks,  discontented 
with  his  fate,  and  with  the  vocation  into  which  that  drove 
him,  and  thinking,  with  a  secret  indignation,  that  the  cassock 
and  bands,  and  the  very  sacred  office  with  which  he  had  once 
proposed  to  invest  himself,  were,  in  fact,  but  marks  of  a  servi- 
tude which  was  to  continue  all  his  life  long.  For,  disguise  it 
as  he  might  to  himself,  he  had  all  along  felt  that  to  be  Castle- 
wood's  chaplain  was  to  be  Castlewood's  inferior  still,  and  that 
his  life  was  but  to  be  a  long,  hopeless  servitude.  So,  indeed, 
he  was  far  from  grudging  his  old  friend  Tom  Tusher's  good 
fortune  (as  Tom,  no  doubt,  thought  it).  Had  it  been  a  mitre 
and  Lambeth  which  his  friends  offered  him,  and  not  a  small 
living  and  a  country  parsonage,  he  would  have  felt  as  much 
a  slave  in  one  case  as  in  the  other,  and  was  quite  happy  and 
thankful  to  be  free. 

The  bravest  man  I  ever  knew  in  the  army,  and  who  had 
been  present  in  most  of  King  William's  actions,  as  well  as  in 
the  campaigns  of  the  great  Duke  of  Marlborough,  could  never 
be  got  to  tell  us  of  any  achievement  of  his,  exxept  that  once 
Prince  Eugene  ordered  him  up  a  tree  to  reconnoitre  the  enemy, 
which  feat  he  could  not  achieve  on  account  of  the  horseman's 


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boots  he  wore ;  and  on  another  day  that  he  was  very  nearly 
taken  prisoner  because  of  these  jack-boots,  which  prevented 
him  from  running  away.  The  present  narrator  shall  imitate  this 
laudable  reserve,  and  doth  not  intend  to  dwell  upon  his  military 
exploits,  which  were,  in  truth,  not  very  different  from  those  of  a 
thousand  other  gentlemen.  This  first  campaign  of  Mr.  Esmond's 
lasted  but  a  few  days ;  and  as  a  score  of  books  have  been 
written  concerning  it,  it  may  be  dismissed  very  briefly  here. 

When  our  fleet  came  within  view  of  Cadiz,  our  commander 
sent  a  boat  with  a  white  flag  and  a  couple  of  officers  to  the 
Governor  of  Cadiz,  Don  Scipio  de  Brancaccio,  with  a  letter 
from  his  Grace,  in  which  he  hoped  that,  as  Don  Scipio  had 
formerly  served  with  the  Austrians  against  the  French  in 
England,  'twas  to  be  hoped  that  his  Excellency  would  now 
declare  himself  against  the  French  King,  and  for  the  Austrian, 
in  the  war  between  King  Philip  and  King  Charles.  But  his 
Excellency,  Don  Scipio,  prepared  a  reply,  in  which  he  an- 
nounced that,  having  served  his  former  king  with  honour  and 
fidelity,  he  hoped  to  exhibit  the  same  loyalty  and  devotion 
towards  his  present  sovereign,  King  Philip  V.  ;  and  by  the 
time  this  letter  was  ready,  the  officers,  who  had  been  taken 
to  see  the  town,  and  the  alameda,  and  the  theatre,  where  bull- 
fights are  fought,  and  the  convents,  where  the  admirable  works 
of  Don  Bartholomew  Murillo  inspired  one  of  them  with  a 
great  wonder  and  delight — such  as  he  had  never  felt  before — 
concerning  this  divine  art  of  painting ;  and  these  fights  over, 
and  a  handsome  refection  and  chocolate  being  served  to 
the  English  gentlemen,  they  were  accompanied  back  to  their 
shallop  with  every  courtesy,  and  were  the  only  two  officers 
of  the  English  army  that  saw  at  that  time  that  famous  city. 

The  General  tried  the  power  of  another  proclamation  on 
the  Spaniards,  in  which  he  announced  that  we  only  came  in 
the  interest  of  Spain  and  King  Charles,  and  for  ourselves 
wanted  to  make  no  conquest  nor  settlement  in  Spain  at  all. 
But  all  this  eloquence  was  lost  upon  the  Spaniards,  it  would 
seem :  the  Captain  -  General  of  Andalusia  would  no  more 
listen  to  us  than  the  Governor  of  Cadiz  ;  and  in  reply  to  his 
Grace's  proclamation,  the  Marquis  of  Villadarias  fired  off 
another,  which  those  who  knew  the  Spanish  thought  rather 
the  best  of  the  two  ;  and  of  this  number  was  Harry  Esmond, 
whose  kind  Jesuit  in  old  days  had  instructed  him,  and  who 
now  had  the  honour  of  translating  for  his  Grace  these  harmless 


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documents  of  war.  There  was  a  hard  touch  for  his  Grace, 
and,  indeed,  for  other  generals  in  Her  Majesty's  service,  in  the 
concluding  sentence  of  the  Don  :  "  That  he  and  his  council 
had  the  generous  example  of  their  ancestors  to  follow,  who 
had  never  yet  sought  their  elevation  in  the  blood  or  in  the 
flight  of  their  kings.  '  Mori  pro  patria''  was  his  device,  which 
the  Duke  might  communicate  to  the  Princess  who  governed 
England." 

Whether  the  troops  were  angry  at  this  repartee  or  no,  'tis 
certain  something  put  them  in  a  fury  :  for,  not  being  able  to  get 
possession  of  Cadiz,  our  people  seized  upon  Port  St.  Mary's 
and  sacked  it,  burning  down  the  merchants'  storehouses,  getting 
drunk  with  the  famous  wines  there  ;  pillaging  and  robbing 
quiet  houses  and  convents,  murdering,  and  doing  worse.  And 
the  only  blood  which  Mr.  Esmond  drew  in  this  shameful  cam- 
paign, was  the  knocking  down  an  English  sentinel  with  a  half- 
pike,  who  was  offering  insult  to  a  poor  trembling  nun.  Is 
she  going  to  turn  out  a  beauty  ? — or  a  princess  ? — or  perhaps 
Esmond's  mother  that  he  had  lost  and  never  seen  ?  Alas  !  no  ; 
it  was  but  a  poor  wheezy  old  dropsical  woman,  with  a  wart  on 
her  nose.  But  having  been  early  taught  a  part  of  the  Roman 
religion,  he  never  had  the  horror  of  it  that  some  Protestants 
have  shown,  and  seem  to  think  to  be  a  part  of  ours. 

After  the  pillage  and  plunder  of  St.  Mary's,  and  an  assault 
upon  a  fort  or  two,  the  troops  all  took  shipping  and  finished 
their  expedition,  at  any  rate  more  brilliantly  than  it  had 
begun.  Hearing  that  the  French  fleet  with  a  great  treasure 
was  in  Vigo  Bay,  our  Admirals,  Rooke  and  Hopson,  pursued 
the  enemy  thither  ;  the  troops  landed,  and  carried  the  forts  that 
protected  the  bay,  Hopson  passing  the  boom  first  on  board 
his  ship,  the  Torbay,  and  the  rest  of  the  ships,  English  and 
Dutch,  following  him.  Twenty  ships  were  burned  or  taken  in 
the  Port  of  Redondilla,  and  a  vast  deal  more  plunder  than 
was  ever  accounted  for ;  but  poor  men  before  that  expedition 
were  rich  afterwards,  and  so  often  was  it  found  and  remarked 
that  the  Vigo  officers  came  home  with  pockets  full  of  money, 
that  the  notorious  Jack  Shafto,  who  made  such  a  figure  at  the 
coffee-houses  and  gaming-tables  in  London,  and  gave  out  that 
he  had  been  a  soldier  at  Vigo,  owned,  when  he  was  about  to 
be  hanged,  that  Bagshot  Heath  had  been  his  Vigo,  and  that 
he  only  spoke  of  La  Redondilla  to  turn  away  people's  eyes 
from  the  real  place  where  the  booty  lay.     Indeed,  Hounslow 


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or  Vigo — which  matters  much  ?  The  latter  was  a  bad  business, 
though  Mr.  Addison  did  sing  its  praises  in  Latin.  That  honest 
gentleman's  muse  had  an  eye  to  the  main  chance  ;  and  I  doubt 
whether  she  saw  much  inspiration  in  the  losing  side. 

But  though  Esmond,  for  his  part,  got  no  share  of  this  fabu- 
lous booty,  one  great  prize  which  he  had  out  of  the  campaign 
was,  that  excitement  of  action  and  change  of  scene  which 
shook  off  a  great  deal  of  his  previous  melancholy.  He  learnt 
at  any  rate  to  bear  his  fate  cheerfully.  He  brought  back  a 
browned  face,  a  heart  resolute  enough,  and  a  little  pleasant 
store  of  knowledge  and  observation  from  that  expedition, 
which  was  over  with  the  autumn,  when  the  troops  were  back 
in  England  again  ;  and  Esmond,  giving  up  his  post  of  secretary 
to  General  Lumley,  whose  command  was  over,  and  parting 
with  that  officer  with  many  kind  expressions  of  goodwill  on 
the  General's  side,  had  leave  to  go  to  London  to  see  if  he 
could  push  his  fortunes  any  way  further,  and  found  himself 
once  more  in  his  dowager  aunt's  comfortable  quarters  at 
Chelsea,  and  in  greater  favour  than  ever  with  the  old  lady. 
He  propitiated  her  with  a  present  of  a  comb,  a  fan,  and  a 
black  mantle,  such  as  the  ladies  of  Cadiz  wear,  and  which 
my  Lady  Viscountess  pronounced  became  her  style  of  beauty 
mightily.  And  she  was  greatly  edified  at  hearing  of  that  story 
of  his  rescue  of  the  nun,  and  felt  very  little  doubt  but  that  her 
King  James's  relick,  which  he  had  always  dutifully  worn  in 
his  desk,  had  kept  him  out  of  danger,  and  averted  the  shot  of 
the  enemy.  My  lady  made  feasts  for  him,  introduced  him  to 
more  company,  and  pushed  his  fortunes  with  such  enthusiasm 
and  success  that  she  got  a  promise  of  a  company  for  him 
through  the  Lady  Marlborough's  interest,  who  was  graciously 
pleased  to  accept  of  a  diamond  worth  a  couple  of  hundred 
guineas,  which  Mr.  Esmond  was  enabled  to  present  to  her 
ladyship  through  his  aunt's  bounty,  and  who  promised  that 
she  would  take  charge  of  Esmond's  fortune.  He  had  the 
honour  to  make  his  appearance  at  the  Queen's  drawing-room 
occasionally,  and  to  frequent  my  Lord  Marlborough's  levees. 
That  great  man  received  the  young  one  with  very  especial 
favour,  so  Esmond's  comrades  said,  and  deigned  to  say  that 
he  had  received  the  best  reports  of  Mr.  Esmond,  both  for 
courage  and  ability,  whereon  you  may  be  sure  the  young 
gentleman  made  a  profound  bow,  and  exi)ressed  himself  eager 
to  serve  under  the  most  distinguished  caj)tain  in  the  world. 


W  H  Y    F O  L  K  S    OIJ  A  R  R  E  L  2  2  1 

Whilst  his  business  was  going  on  thus  prosperously, 
Esmond  had  his  share  of  pleasure,  too,  and  made  his  ap- 
pearance along  with  other  young  gentlemen  at  the  coffee- 
houses, the  theatres,  and  the  Mall.  He  longed  to  hear  of 
his  dear  mistress  and  her  family :  many  a  time,  in  the  midst 
of  the  gaieties  and  pleasures  of  the  town,  his  heart  fondly  re- 
verted to  them ;  and  often,  as  the  young  fellows  of  his  society 
were  making  merry  at  the  tavern,  and  calling  toasts  (as  the 
fashion  of  that  day  was)  over  their  wine,  Esmond  thought  of 
persons, — of  two  fair  women,  whom  he  had  been  used  to  adore 
almost,  and  emptied  his  glass  with  a  sigh. 

By  this  time  the  elder  Viscountess  had  grown  tired  again 
of  the  younger,  and  whenever  she  spoke  of  my  lord's  widow, 
'twas  in  terms  by  no  means  complimentary  towards  that  poor 
lady :  the  younger  woman  not  needing  her  protection  any 
longer,  the  elder  abused  her.  Most  of  the  family  quarrels 
that  I  have  seen  in  life  (saving  always  those  arising  from 
money  disputes,  when  a  division  of  twopence-halfpenny  will 
often  drive  the  dearest  relatives  into  war  and  estrangement) 
spring  out  of  jealousy  and  envy.  Jack  and  Tom,  born  of 
the  same  family  and  to  the  same  fortune,  live  very  cordially 
together,  not  until  Jack  is  ruined,  when  Tom  deserts  him, 
but  until  Tom  makes  a  sudden  rise  in  prosperity,  which  Jack 
can't  forgive.  Ten  times  to  one  'tis  the  unprosperous  man 
that  is  angry,  not  the  other  who  is  in  fault.  'Tis  Mrs.  Jack, 
who  can  only  afford  a  chair,  that  sickens  at  Mrs.  Tom's  new 
coach-and-six,  cries  out  against  her  sister's  airs,  and  sets  her 
husband  against  his  brother.  'Tis  Jack,  who  sees  his  brother 
shaking  hands  with  a  lord  (with  whom  Jack  would  like  to 
exchange  snuff-boxes  himself),  that  goes  home  and  tells  his 
wife  how  poor  Tom  is  spoiled,  he  fears,  and  no  better  than  a 
sneak,  parasite,  and  beggar  on  horseback.  I  remember  how 
furious  the  coffee-house  wits  were  with  Dick  Steele  when  he  set 
up  his  coach,  and  fine  house  in  Bloomsbury  :  they  began  to 
forgive  him  when  the  bailiffs  were  after  him,  and  abused  Mr. 
Addison  for  selling  Dick's  country-house.  And  yet  Dick  in 
the  spunging-house,  or  Dick  in  the  Park,  with  his  four  mares 
and  plated  harness,  was  exactly  the  same  gentle,  kindly,  im- 
provident, jovial  Dick  Steele  :  and  yet  Mr.  Addison  was  per- 
fectly riglit  in  getting  the  money  which  was  his,  and  not 
giving  up  the  amount  of  his  just  claim,  to  be  spent  by  Dick 
upon  champagne  and  fiddlers,  laced  clothes,  fine  furniture,  and 


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parasites,  Jew  and  Christian,  male  and  female,  who  clung  to 
him.  As,  according  to  the  famous  maxim  of  Monsieur  de 
Rochefoucault,  "  in  our  friends'  misfortunes  there's  something 
secretly  pleasant  to  us " ;  so,  on  the  other  hand,  their  good 
fortune  is  disagreeable.  If  'tis  hard  for  a  man  to  bear  his 
own  good  luck,  'tis  harder  still  for  his  friends  to  bear  it  for 
him ;  and  but  few  of  them  ordinarily  can  stand  that  trial : 
whereas  one  of  the  "precious  uses"  of  adversity  is,  that  it 
is  a  great  reconciler ;  that  it  brings  back  averted  kindness, 
disarms  animosity,  and  causes  yesterday's  enemy  to  fling  his 
hatred  aside,  and  hold  out  a  hand  to  the  fallen  friend  of  old 
days.  There's  pity  and  love,  as  well  as  envy,  in  the  same 
heart  and  towards  the  same  person.  The  rivalry  stops  when 
the  competitor  tumbles ;  and,  as  I  view  it,  we  should  look  at 
these  agreeable  and  disagreeable  qualities  of  our  humanity 
humbly  alike.  They  are  consequent  and  natural,  and  our 
kindness  and  meanness  both  manly. 

So  you  may  either  read  the  sentence,  that  the  elder  of 
Esmond's  two  kinswomen  pardoned  the  younger  her  beauty, 
when  that  had  lo.st  somewhat  of  its  freshness,  perhaps ;  and 
forgot  most  her  grievances  against  the  other  when  the  subject 
of  them  was  no  longer  prosperous  and  enviable  ;  or  we  may 
say  more  benevolently  (but  the  sum  comes  to  the  same  figures, 
worked  either  way),  that  Isabella  repented  of  her  unkindness 
towards  Rachel  when  Rachel  was  unhappy ;  and,  bestirring 
herself  in  behalf  of  the  poor  widow  and  her  children,  gave 
them  shelter  and  friendship.  The  ladies  were  quite  good 
friends  as  long  as  the  weaker  one  needed  a  protector.  Before 
Esmond  went  away  on  his  first  campaign,  his  mistress  was  still 
on  terms  of  friendship  (though  a  poor  little  chit,  a  woman 
that  had  evidently  no  spirit  in  her,  &c.)  with  the  elder  Lady 
Castlewood  ;  and  Mistress  Beatrix  was  allowed  to  be  a  beauty. 

But  between  the  first  year  of  Queen  Anne's  reign  and  the 
second,  sad  changes  for  the  worse  had  taken  place  in  the  two 
younger  ladies,  at  least  in  the  elder's  description  of  them. 
Rachel,  Viscountess  Castlewood,  had  no  more  face  than  a 
dumpling,  and  Mrs.  Beatrix  was  grown  quite  coarse,  and  was 
losing  all  her  beauty.  Little  Lord  Blandford — (she  never 
would  call  him  Lord  Blandford  ;  his  father  was  Lord  Churchill 
— the  King,  whom  he  betrayed,  had  made  him  Lord  Churchill, 
and  he  was  Lord  Churchill  still)— might  be  making  eyes  at 
her ;  but  his  mother,  that  vixen  of  a  Sarah  Jennings,  would 


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never  hear  of  such  a  folly.  Lady  Marlborough  had  got  her  to 
be  a  maid  of  honour  at  court  to  the  Princess,  but  she  would 
repent  of  it.  The  widow  Francis  (she  was  but  Mrs.  Francis 
Esmond)  was  a  scheming,  artful,  heartless  hussy.  She  was 
spoiling  her  brat  of  a  boy,  and  she  would  end  by  marrying  her 
chaplain. 

"  What,  Tusher  !  "  cried  Mr.  Esmond,  feeling  a  strange  pang 
of  rage  and  astonishment. 

"  Yes — Tusher,  my  maid's  son  ;  and  who  has  got  all  the 
quahties  of  his  father,  the  lacquey  in  black,  and  his  accom- 
plished mamma,  the  waiting-woman,"  cries  my  lady.  "  What 
do  you  suppose  that  a  sentimental  widow,  who  will  live  down 
in  that  dingy  dungeon  of  a  Castlewood,  where  she  spoils  her 
boy,  kills  the  poor  with  her  drugs,  has  prayers  twice  a  day, 
and  sees  nobody  but  the  chaplain — what  do  you  suppose  she 
can  do,  inofi  Cousin,  but  let  the  horrid  parson,  with  his  great 
square  toes  and  hideous  little  green  eyes,  make  love  to  her? 
Cela  (fest  vu,  mo7i  Cousin.  When  I  was  a  girl  at  Castlewood, 
all  the  chaplains  fell  in  love  with  me — they've  nothing  else 
to  do." 

My  lady  went  on  with  more  talk  of  this  kind,  though,  in 
truth,  Esmond  had  no  idea  of  what  she  said  further,  so  entirely 
did  her  first  words  occupy  his  thought.  Were  they  true  ?  Not 
all,  nor  half,  nor  a  tenth  part  of  what  the  garrulous  old  woman 
said  was  true.  Could  this  be  so?  No  ear  had  Esmond  for 
anything  else,  though  his  patroness  chattered  on  for  an  hour. 

Some  young  gentlemen  of  the  town  with  whom  Esmond  had 
made  acquaintance  had  promised  to  present  him  to  that  most 
charming  of  actresses,  and  lively  and  agreeable  of  women,  Mrs. 
Bracegirdle,  about  whom  Harr}''s  old  adversary  Mohun  had 
drawn  swords,  a  few  years  before  my  poor  lord  and  he  fell 
out.  The  famous  Mr.  Congreve  had  stamped  with  his  high 
approval,  to  the  which  there  was  no  gainsaying,  this  delightful 
person  ;  and  she  was  acting  in  Dick  Steele's  comedies,  and 
finally,  and  for  twenty-four  hours  after  beholding  her,  Mr. 
Esmond  felt  himself,  or  thought  himself,  to  be  as  violently 
enamoured  of  this  lovely  brunette  as  were  a  thousand  other 
young  fellows  about  the  city.  To  have  once  seen  her  was 
to  long  to  behold  her  again  ;  and  to  be  offered  the  delightful 
privilege  of  her  acquaintance  was  a  pleasure  the  very  idea  of 
which  set  the  young  lieutenant's  heart  on  fire.  A  man  cannot 
live  with  comrades  under  the  tents  without  finding  out  that 


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he  too  is  five-and-twenty.  A  young  fellow  cannot  be  cast 
down  by  grief  and  misfortune  ever  so  severe  but  some  night 
he  begins  to  sleep  sound,  and  some  day  when  dinner-time 
comes  to  feel  hungry  for  a  beefsteak.  Time,  youth,  and 
good  health,  new  scenes  and  the  excitement  of  action  and 
a  campaign,  had  pretty  well  brought  Esmond's  mourning  to 
an  end ;  and  his  comrades  said  that  Don  Dismal,  as  they 
called  him,  was  Don  Dismal  no  more.  So  when  a  party  was 
made  to  dine  at  the  Rose  and  go  to  the  playhouse  afterward, 
Esmond  was  as  pleased  as  another  to  take  his  share  of  the 
bottle  and  the  play. 

How  was  it  that  the  old  aunt's  news,  or  it  might  be  scandal, 
about  Tom  Tusher,  caused  such  a  strange  and  sudden  excite- 
ment in  Tom's  old  playfellow  ?  Hadn't  he  sworn  a  thousand 
times  in  his  own  mind,  that  the  Lady  of  Castlewood,  who  had 
treated  him  with  such  kindness  once,  and  then  had  left  him  so 
cruelly,  was,  and  was  to  remain  henceforth,  indifferent  to  him 
for  ever?  Had  his  pride  and  his  sense  of  justice  not  long 
since  helped  him  to  cure  the  pain  of  that  desertion — was  it 
even  a  pain  to  him  now  ?  Why,  but  last  night,  as  he  walked 
across  the  fields  and  meadows  to  Chelsea  from  Pall  Mall,  had 
he  not  composed  two  or  three  stanzas  of  a  song,  celebrating 
Bracegirdle's  brown  eyes,  and  declaring  them  a  thousand  times 
more  beautiful  than  the  brightest  blue  ones  that  ever  languished 
under  the  lashes  of  an  insipid  fair  beauty  ?  But  Tom  Tusher  ! 
Tom  Tusher,  the  waiting-woman's  son,  raising  up  his  little 
eyes  to  his  mistress  !  Tom  Tusher  presuming  to  think  of 
Castlewood's  widow  !  Rage  and  contempt  filled  Mr.  Harry's 
heart  at  the  very  notion  ;  the  honour  of  the  family,  of  which 
he  was  the  chief,  made  it  his  duty  to  prevent  so  monstrous  an 
alliance,  and  to  chastise  the  upstart  who  could  dare  to  think 
of  such  an  insult  to  their  house.  'Tis  true  Mr.  Esmond  often 
boasted  of  republican  principles,  and  could  remember  many 
fine  speeches  he  had  made  at  College  and  elsewhere,  with  ivorth 
and  not  birth  for  a  text :  but  Tom  Tusher,  to  take  the  place 
of  the  noble  Castlewood — faugh  !  'twas  as  monstrous  as  King 
Hamlet's  widow  taking  off  her  weeds  for  Claudius.  Esmond 
laughed  at  all  widows,  all  wives,  all  women  ;  and  were  the 
banns  about  to  be  published,  as  no  doubt  they  were,  that  very 
next  Sunday  at  Walcote  Church,  Esmond  swore  that  he  would 
be  present  to  shout  No  !  in  the  face  of  the  congregation,  and 
to  take  a  private  revenge  upon  the  ears  of  the  bridegroom. 


I   RIDE  AT  Midnight 


22;, 


Instead  of  going  to  dinner  then  at  the  Rose  that  night,  Mr. 
Esmond  bade  his  servant  pack  a  portmantua  and  get  horses, 
and  was  at  Farnham,  half-way  on  the  road  to  Walcote,  thirty 
miles  off,  before  his  comrades  had  got  to  their  supper  after  the 
play.  He  bade  his  man  give  no  hint  to  my  Lady  Dowager's 
household  of  the  expedition  on  which  he  was  going  :  and  as 
Chelsea  was  distant  from  London,  the  roads  bad,  and  infested 
by  foot-pads ;  and  Esmond,  often  in  the  habit,  when  engaged 
in  a  party  of  pleasure,  of  lying  at  a  friend's  lodging  in  town, 
there  was  no  need  that  his  old  aunt  should  be  disturbed  at  his 
absence — ^indeed  nothing  more  delighted  the  old  lady  than  to 
fancy  that  Moti  cousin,  the  incorrigible  young  sinner,  was  abroad 
boxing  the  watch,  or  scouring  St.  Giles's.  When  she  was  not 
at  her  books  of  devotion,  she  thought  Etheridge  and  Sedley 
very  good  reading.  She  had  a  hundred  pretty  stories  about 
Rochester,  Harry  Jerm)n,  and  Hamilton ;  and  if  Esmond 
would  but  have  run  away  with  the  wife  even  of  a  citizen,  'tis 
my  belief  she  would  have  pawned  her  diamonds  (the  best  of 
them  went  to  our  Lady  of  Chaillot)  to  pay  his  damages. 

My  lord's  little  house  of  Walcote,  which  he  inhabited  before 
he  took  his  title  and  occupied  the  house  of  Castlewood,  lies 
about  a  mile  from  Winchester,  and  his  widow  had  returned  to 
Walcote  after  my  lord's  death  as  a  place  always  dear  to  her, 
and  where  her  earliest  and  happiest  days  had  been  spent, 
cheerfuller  than  Castlewood,  which  was  too  large  for  her 
straitened  means,  and  giving  her,  too,  the  protection  of  the^ 
ex- Dean,  her  father.  The  young  Viscount  had  a  year's  school- 
ing at  the  famous  College  there  with  Mr.  Tusher  as  his  governor. 
So  much  news  of  them  Mr.  Esmond  had  had  during  the  past 
year  from  the  old  Viscountess,  his  own  father's  widow ;  from 
the  young  one  there  had  never  been  a  word. 

Twice  or  thrice  in  his  benefactor's  lifetime,  Esmond  had  been 
to  Walcote ;  and  now,  taking  but  a  couple  of  hours'  rest  only 
at  the  inn  on  the  road,  he  was  up  again  long  before  daybreak, 
and  made  such  good  speed,  that  he  was  at  Walcote  by  two 
o'clock  of  the  day.  He  rid  to  the  inn  of  the  village,  where  he 
alighted  and  sent  a  man  thence  to  Mr.  Tusher  with  a  message 
that  a  gentleman  from  London  would  speak  with  him  on  urgent 
business.  The  messenger  came  back  to  say  the  Doctor  was 
in  town,  most  likely  at  prayers  in  the  Cathedral.  My  Lady 
Viscountess  was  there  too :  she  always  went  to  Cathedral 
prayers  every  day. 

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The  horses  belonged  to  the  post-house  at  Winchester. 
Esmond  mounted  again,  and  rode  on  to  the  George  ;  whence 
he  walked,  leaving  his  grumbling  domestick  at  last  happy  with 
a  dinner,  straight  to  the  Cathedral.  The  organ  was  playing  : 
the  winter's  day  was  already  growing  grey,  as  he  passed  under 
the  street-arch  into  the  Cathedral-yard,  and  made  his  way  into 
the  ancient  solemn  edifice. 


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She  gave  him  her  hand 

CHAPTER  VI 

THE    29TH     DECEMBER 

HERE  was  scarce  a  score  of  persons  in  the  Cathedral 
besides    the    Dean    and    some    of   his    clergy,   and    the 

choristers,  young  and  old,  that  performed  the  beautiful 

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228      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

evening  prayer.  But  Dr.  Tusher  was  one  of  the  officiants, 
and  read  from  the  eagle,  in  an  authoritative  voice,  and  a  great 
black  perriwig ;  and  in  the  stalls,  still  in  her  black  widow's 
hood,  sate  Esmond's  dear  mistress,  her  son  by  her  side,  very 
much  grown,  and  indeed  a  noble -looking  youth,  with  his 
mother's  eyes,  and  his  father's  curling  brown  hair,  that  fell 
over  his  point  de  Vetiise — a  pretty  picture  such  as  Vandyke 
might  have  painted.  Mons.  Rigaud's  portrait  of  my  Lord 
Viscount,  done  at  Paris  afterwards,  gives  but  a  French  version 
of  his  manly,  frank,  English  face.  When  he  looked  up  there 
were  two  sapphire  beams  out  of  his  eyes,  such  as  no  painter's 
palette  has  the  colour  to  match,  I  think.  On  this  day  there 
was  not  much  chance  of  seeing  that  particular  beauty  of  my 
young  lord's  countenance ;  for  the  truth  is,  he  kept  his  eyes 
shut  for  the  most  part,  and,  the  anthem  being  rather  long, 
was  asleep. 

But  the  musick  ceasing,  my  lord  woke  up,  looking  about 
him,  and  his  eyes  lighting  on  Mr.  Esmond,  who  was  sitting 
opposite  him,  gazing  with  no  small  tenderness  and  melan- 
choly upon  two  persons  who  had  had  so  much  of  his  heart 
for  so  many  years.  Lord  Castlewood,  with  a  start,  pulled  at 
his  mother's  sleeve  (her  face  had  scarce  been  lifted  from  her 
book),  and  said,  ''  Look,  mother  ! "  so  loud,  that  Esmond 
could  hear  on  the  other  side  of  the  church,  and  the  old  Uean 
on  his  throned  stall.  Lady  Castlewood  looked  for  an  instant 
as  her  son  bade  her,  and  held  up  a  warning  finger  to  Frank ; 
Esmond  felt  his  whole  face  flush,  and  his  heart  throbbing,  as 
that  dear  lady  beheld  him  once  more.  I'he  rest  of  the  prayers 
were  speedily  over  :  Mr.  Esmond  did  not  hear  them  ;  nor  did 
his  mistress,  very  likely,  whose  hood  went  more  closely  over 
her  face,  and  who  never  lifted  her  head  again  until  the  service 
was  over,  the  blessing  given,  and  Mr.  Dean,  and  his  procession 
of  ecclesiasticks,  out  of  the  inner  chapel. 

Young  Castlewood  came  clambering  over  the  stalls  before 
the  clergy  were  fairly  gone,  and  running  up  to  Esmond,  eagerly 
embraced  him.  "My  dear,  dearest  old  Harry,"  he  said,  "are 
you  come  back?  Have  you  been  to  the  wars?  You'll  take 
me  with  you  when  you  go  again  ?  Why  didn't  you  write  to 
us?     Come  to  mother." 

Mr.  Esmond  could  hardly  say  more  than  a  "God  bless  you, 
my  boy ! "  for  his  heart  was  very  full  and  grateful  at  all  this 
tenderness  on  the  lad's  part ;  and  he  was  as  much  moved  at 


A  Meeting  229 

seeing  Frank  as  he  was  fearful  about  that  other  interview 
which  was  now  to  take  place ;  for  he  knew  not  if  the  widow 
would  reject  him  as  she  had  done  so  cruelly  a  year  ago. 

"It  was  kind  of  you  to  come  back  to  us,  Henry,"  Lady 
Esmond  said.     "  I  thought  you  might  come." 

"  We  read  of  the  fleet  coming  to  Portsmouth.  Why  did 
you  not  come  from  Portsmouth  ?  "  Frank  asked,  or  my  Lord 
Viscount,  as  he  now  must  be  called. 

Esmond  had  thought  of  that  too.  He  would  have  given 
one  of  his  eyes  so  that  he  might  see  his  dear  friends  again  once 
more ;  but  believing  that  his  mistress  had  forbidden  him  her 
house,  he  had  obeyed  her,  and  remained  at  a  distance. 

"  You  had  but  to  ask,  and  you  knew  I  would  be  here," 
he  said. 

She  gave  him  her  hand,  her  little  fair  hand  :  there  was 
only  her  marriage  ring  on  it.  The  quarrel  was  all  over.  The 
year  of  grief  and  estrangement  was  past.  They  never  had 
been  separated.  His  mistress  had  never  been  out  of  his  mind 
all  that  time.  No,  not  once.  No,  not  in  the  prison  ;  nor  in 
the  camp  ;  nor  on  shore  before  the  enemy ;  nor  at  sea  under 
the  stars  of  solemn  midnight,  nor  as  he  watched  the  glorious 
rising  of  the  dawn  :  not  even  at  the  table  where  he  sate  carousing 
with  friends,  or  at  the  theatre  yonder  where  he  tried  to  fancy 
that  other  eyes  were  brighter  than  hers.  Brighter  eyes  there 
might  be,  and  faces  more  beautiful,  but  none  so  dear — no 
voice  so  sweet  as  that  of  his  beloved  mistress,  who  had  been 
sister,  mother,  goddess  to  him  during  his  youth — goddess  now 
no  more,  for  he  knew  of  her  weaknesses ;  and  by  thought,  by 
suffering,  and  that  experience  it  brings,  was  older  now  than  she  ; 
but  more  fondly  cherished  as  woman  perhaps  than  ever  she 
had  been  adored  as  divinity.  What  is  it  ?  Where  lies  it  ?  the 
secret  which  makes  one  little  hand  the  dearest  of  all  ?  Whoever 
can  unriddle  that  mystery  ?  Here  she  was,  her  son  by  his  side, 
his  dear  boy.  Here  she  was,  weeping  and  happy.  She  took 
his  hand  in  both  hers ;  he  felt  her  tears.  It  was  a  rapture  of 
reconciliation. 

"  Here  comes  Squaretoes,"  says  Frank.      "  Here's  Tusher." 

Tusher,  indeed,  now  appeared,  creaking  on  his  great  heels. 
Mr.  Tom  had  divested  himself  of  his  alb  or  surplice,  and  came 
forward  habited  in  his  cassock  and  great  black  perriwig.  How 
had  Harry  Esmond  ever  been  for  a  moment  jealous  of  this 
fellow  ? 


230      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

"  Give  us  thy  hand,  Tom  Tusher,"  he  said.  The  chaplain 
made  him  a  very  low  and  stately  bow.  "  I  am  charmed  to  see 
Captain  Esmond,"  says  he.  "  My  lord  and  I  have  read  the 
Reddas  inco/umetn  precor,  and  applied  it,  I  am  sure,  to  you. 
You  come  back  with  Gaditanian  laurels  :  when  I  heard  you 
were  bound  thither,  I  wished,  I  am  sure,  I  was  another  Sep- 
timius.  My  Lord  Viscount,  your  Lordship  remembers  Septimi, 
Gades  aditiire  })iecufii  ?  " 

"  There's  an  angle  of  earth  that  I  love  better  than  Gades, 
Tusher,"  says  Mr.  Esmond.  "  'Tis  that  one  where  your  rever- 
ence hath  a  parsonage,  and  where  our  youth  was  brought  up." 

"A  house  that  has  so  many  sacred  recollections  to  me," 
says  Mr.  Tusher  (and  Harry  remembered  how  Tom's  father 
used  to  flog  him  there) — "  a  house  near  to  that  of  my  respected 
patron,  my  most  honoured  patroness,  must  ever  be  a  dear 
abode  to  me.  But,  madam,  the  verger  waits  to  close  the  gates 
on  your  ladyship." 

"And  Harry's  coming  home  to  supper.  Huzzay  !  huzzay !" 
cries  my  lord.  "  Mother,  shall  I  run  home  and  bid  Beatrix 
put  her  ribbons  on.  Beatrix  is  a  maid  of  honour,  Harry.  Such 
a  fine  set-up  minx  !  " 

"Your  heart  was  never  in  the  Church,  Harry,"  the  widow 
said,  in  her  sweet  low  tone,  as  they  walked  away  together. 
(Now,  it  seemed  they  had  never  been  parted,  and  again,  as  if 
they  had  been  ages  asunder.)  "  I  always  thought  you  had  no 
vocation  that  way ;  and  that  'twas  a  pity  to  shut  you  out  from 
the  world.  You  would  but  have  pined  and  chafed  at  Castle- 
wood  :  and  'tis  better  you  should  make  a  name  for  yourself.  I 
often  said  so  to  my  dear  lord.  How  he  loved  you  !  'Twas 
my  lord  that  made  you  stay  with  us." 

"  I  asked  no  better  than  to  stay  near  you  always,"  said  Mr. 
Esmond. 

"  But  to  go  was  best,  Harry.  When  the  world  cannot  give 
peace,  you  will  know  where  to  find  it ;  but  one  of  your  strong 
imagination  and  eager  desires  must  try  the  world  first  before 
he  tires  of  it.  'Twas  not  to  be  thought  of,  or  if  it  once  was, 
it  was  only  by  my  selfishness,  that  you  should  remain  as 
chaplain  to  a  country  gentleman  and  tutor  to  a  little  boy.  You 
are  of  the  blood  of  the  Esmonds,  kinsman ;  and  that  was 
always  wild  in  youth.  Look  at  Francis.  He  is  but  fifteen, 
and  I  scarce  can  keep  him  in  my  nest.  His  talk  is  all  of  war 
and  pleasure,  and  he  longs  to  serve  in  the  next  campaign. 


We  walk  Hand  in  Hand  231 

Perhaps  he  and  the  young  Lord  Churchill  shall  go  the  next. 
Lord  Marlborough  has  been  good  to  us.  You  know  how 
kind  they  were  in  my  misfortune.  And  so  was  your — -your 
father's  widow.  No  one  knows  how  good  the  world  is  till 
grief  comes  to  try  us.  'Tis  through  my  Lady  Marlborough's 
goodness  that  Beatrix  hath  her  place  at  court ;  and  Frank  is 
under  my  Lord  Chamberlain.  And  the  dowager  lady,  your 
father's  widow,  has  promised  to  provide  for  you — has  she  not?" 

Esmond  said,  "  Yes.  As  far  as  present  favour  went,  Lady 
Castlewood  was  very  good  to  him.  And  should  her  mind 
change,"  he  added  gaily,  "  as  ladies'  minds  will,  I  am  strong 
enough  to  bear  my  own  burthen,  and  make  my  way  somehow. 
Not  by  the  sword  very  likely.  Thousands  have  a  better  genius 
for  that  than  L  but  there  are  many  ways  in  which  a  young 
man  of  good  parts  and  education  can  get  on  in  the  world  ; 
and  I  am  pretty  sure,  one  way  or  other,  of  promotion ! " 
Indeed,  he  had  found  patrons  already  in  the  army,  and 
amongst  persons  very  able  to  serve  him,  too ;  and  told  his 
mistress  of  the  flattering  aspect  of  fortune.  They  walked  as 
though  they  had  never  been  parted,  slowly,  with  the  grey 
twilight  closing  round  them. 

"  And  now  we  are  drawing  near  to  home,"  she  continued. 
"  I  knew  you  would  come,  Harry,  if — if  it  was  but  to  forgive 
me  for  having  spoken  unjustly  to  you  after  that  horrid — horrid 
misfortune.  I  was  half  frantick  with  grief  then,  when  I  saw 
you.  And  I  know  now — they  have  told  me.  That  wretch, 
whose  name  I  can  never  mention,  even  has  said  it :  how  you 
tried  to  avert  the  quarrel,  and  would  have  taken  it  on  your- 
self, my  poor  child  :  but  it  was  God's  will  that  I  should  be 
punished,  and  that  my  dear  lord  should  fall." 

"  He  gave  me  his  blessing  on  his  deathbed,'  Esmond  said. 
"  Thank  God  for  that  legacy  !  " 

"  Amen,  amen  !  dear  Henry,"  says  the  lady,  pressing  his 
arm.  "  I  knew  it.  Mr.  Atterbury,  of  St.  Bride's,  who  was 
called  to  him,  told  me  so.  And  I  thanked  God,  too,  and  in 
my  prayers,  ever  since,  remembered  it." 

"  You  had  spared  me  many  a  bitter  night  had  you  told  me 
sooner,"  Mr.  Esmond  said. 

"  I  know  it,  I  know  it,"  she  answered,  in  a  tone  of  such 
sweet  humility  as  made  Esmond  repent  that  he  should  ever 
have  dared  to  reproach  her.  "  I  know  how  wicked  my  heart 
has  been ;  and  I  have  suffered,  too,  my  dear.     I  confessed  to 


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Mr.  Atterbury — I  must  not  tell  any  more.  He — I  said  I 
would  not  write  to  you  or  go  to  you — and  it  was  better,  even, 
that  having  parted,  we  should  part.  But  I  knew  you  would 
come  back — I  own  that.  That  is  no  one's  fault.  And  to-day, 
Henry,  in  the  anthem,  when  they  sang  it,  '  When  the  Lord 
turned  the  captivity  of  Zion,  we  were  like  them  that  dream,' 
I  thought,  yes,  like  them  that  dream — them  that  dream.  And 
then  it  went,  '  They  that  sow  in  tears  shall  reap  in  joy ;  and 
he  that  goeth  forth  and  weepeth,  shall  doubtless  come  home 
again  with  rejoicing,  bringing  his  sheaves  with  him;'  I  looked 
up  from  the  book,  and  saw  you.  I  was  not  surprised  when  I 
saw  you.  I  knew  you  would  come,  my  dear,  and  saw  the 
gold  sunshine  round  your  head." 

She  smiled  an  almost  wild  smile,  as  she  looked  up  at  him. 
The  moon  was  up  by  this  time  glittering  keen  in  the  frosty 
sky.  He  could  see,  for  the  first  time  now  clearly,  her  sweet 
care-worn  face. 

"  Do  you  know  what  day  it  is  ?  "  she  continued.  "  It  is 
the  29th  of  December — it  is  your  birthday  !  But  last  year  we 
did  not  drink  it — no,  no.  ]\Iy  lord  was  cold,  and  my  Harry 
was  likely  to  die ;  and  my  brain  was  in  a  fever ;  and  we  had 
no  wine.  But  now — now  you  are  come  again,  bringing  your 
sheaves  with  you,  my  dear."  She  burst  into  a  wild  flood  of 
weeping  as  she  .spoke ;  she  laughed  and  sobbed  on  the  young 
man's  heart,  crying  out  wildly,  "  bringing  your  sheaves  with 
you — your  sheaves  with  you  I  " 

As  he  had  sometimes  felt,  gazing  up  from  the  deck  at 
midnight  into  the  boundless  starlit  depths  overhead,  in  a 
rapture  of  devout  wonder  at  that  endless  brightness  and 
beauty — in  some  such  a  way  now,  the  depth  of  this  pure 
devotion  (which  was,  for  the  first  time,  revealed  to  him  quite) 
smote  upon  him,  and  filled  his  heart  with  thanksgiving. 
Gracious  God,  who  was  he,  weak  and  friendless  creature,  that 
such  a  love  should  be  poured  out  upon  him  ?  Not  in  vain, 
not  in  vain  has  he  lived — hard  and  thankless  should  he  be 
to  think  so — that  has  such  a  treasure  given  him.  What  is 
ambition  compared  to  that,  but  selfish  vanity?  To  be  rich, 
to  be  famous  ?  What  do  these  profit  a  year  hence,  when  other 
names  .sound  louder  than  yours,  when  you  lie  hidden  away 
under  ground,  along  with  the  idle  titles  engraven  on  your 
cofiin  ?  But  only  true  love  lives  after  you, — follows  your 
memory  with  secret  blessing, — or  precede.s  you,  and  intercedes 


In  Exsultatione  metent  233 

for  you.  A^o/i  omtiis  /iioriar, — if  dying,  I  yet  live  in  a  tender 
heart  or  two  ;  nor  am  lost  and  hopeless  living,  if  a  sainted 
departed  soul  still  loves  and  prays  for  me. 

"  If — if  'tis  so,  dear  lady,"  Air.  Esmond  said,  "  why  should 
I  ever  leave  you?  If  God  hath  given  me  this  great  boon — and 
near  or  far  from  me,  as  I  know  now,  the  heart  of  my  dearest 
mistress  follows  me  ;  let  me  have  that  blessing  near  me,  nor 
ever  part  with  it  till  life  separate  us.  Come  away — leave  this 
Europe,  this  place  which  has  so  many  sad  recollections  for  you. 
Begin  a  new  life  in  a  new  world.  My  good  lord  often  talked 
of  visiting  that  land  in  Virginia  which  King  Charles  gave  us — 
gave  his  ancestor.  Frank  will  give  us  that.  No  man  there 
will  ask  if  there  is  a  blot  on  my  name,  or  inquire  in  the  woods 
what  my  title  is." 

"And  my  children, — and  my  duty, — and  my  good  father, 
Henry  ?  "  she  broke  out.  "  He  has  none  but  me  now ;  for 
soon  my  sister  will  leave  him,  and  the  old  man  will  be  alone. 
He  has  conformed  since  the  new  Queen's  reign ;  and  here  in 
Winchester,  where  they  love  him,  they  have  found  a  church  for 
him.  When  the  children  leave  me,  I  will  stay  with  him.  I 
cannot  follow  them  into  the  great  world,  where  their  way 
lies — it  scares  me.  They  will  come  and  visit  me ;  and  you 
will,  sometimes,  Henry — yes,  sometimes,  as  now,  in  the  Holy 
Advent  season,  when  I  have  seen  and  blessed  you  once  more." 

"  I  would  leave  all  to  follow  you,"  said  Mr.  Esmond  ;  "  and 
can  you  not  be  as  generous  for  me,  dear  lady  ? " 

"  Hush,  boy  ! "  she  said,  and  it  was  with  a  mother's  sweet 
plaintive  tone  and  look  that  she  spoke.  "The  world  is  be- 
ginning for  you.  For  me,  I  have  been  so  weak  and  sinful  that 
I  must  leave  it,  and  pray  out  an  expiation,  dear  Henry.  Had 
we  houses  of  religion  as  there  were  once,  and  many  divines  of 
our  Church  would  have  them  again,  I  often  think  I  would  retire 
to  one  and  pass  my  life  in  penance.  But  I  would  love  you 
still — yes,  there  is  no  sin  in  such  a  love  as  mine  now  ;  and  my 
dear  lord  in  heaven  may  see  my  heart,  and  knows  the  tears 
that  have  washed  my  sin  away — and  now — now  my  duty  is  here, 
by  my  children  whilst  they  need  me,  and  by  my  poor  old  father, 
and " 

"And  not  by  me?"  Henry  said. 

"  Hush,"  she  said  again,  and  raised  her  hand  up  to  his  lip. 
"  I  have  been  your  nurse.  You  could  not  see  me,  Harry,  when 
you  were  in  the  small-pox,  and  I  came  and  sate  by  you.     Ah  ! 


234      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

I  prayed  that  I  might  die,  but  it  would  have  been  in  sin,  Henry. 
O,  it  is  horrid  to  look  back  to  that  time.  It  is  over  now  and  past, 
and  it  has  been  forgiven  me.  When  you  need  me  again  I  will 
come  ever  so  far.  When  your  heart  is  wounded,  then  come  to 
me,  my  dear.  Be  silent !  let  me  say  all.  You  never  loved  me, 
dear  Henry — no,  you  do  not  now,  and  I  thank  Heaven  for  it. 
I  used  to  watch  you,  and  knew  by  a  thousand  signs  that  it 
was  so.  Do  you  remember  how  glad  you  were  to  go  away  to 
College?  "Twas  I  sent  you.  I  told  my  papa  that,  and  Mr. 
Atterbury  too,  when  I  spoke  to  him  in  London.  And  they 
both  gave  me  absolution  —  both — and  they  are  godly  men 
having  authority  to  bind  and  to  loose.  And  they  forgave  me, 
as  my  dear  lord  forgave  me  before  he  went  to  heaven." 

"  I  think  the  angels  are  not  all  in  heaven,"  Mr.  Esmond 
said.  And  as  a  brother  folds  a  sister  to  his  heart,  and  as  a 
mother  cleaves  to  her  son's  breast — so  for  a  few  moments 
Esmond's  beloved  mistress  came  to  him  and  blessed  him. 


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CHAPTER  VII 

I    AM    MADE    WELCOME    AT    WALCOTE 

S  they  came  up  to  the  house  at  Walcote,  the  windows  from 
within  were  Hghted  up  with  friendly  welcome ;  the  supper- 
table  was  spread  in  the  oak  parlour ;  it  seemed  as  if 


236      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

forgiveness  and  love  were  awaiting  the  returning  prodigal. 
Two  or  three  familiar  faces  of  domesticks  were  on  the  look- 
out at  the  porch — the  old  housekeeper  was  there,  and  young 
I.ockwood  from  Castlewood  in  my  lord's  livery  of  tawny  and 
blue.  His  dear  mistress  pressed  his  arm  as  they  passed  into 
the  hall.  Her  eyes  beamed  out  on  him  with  affection  inde- 
scribable. "  Welcome,"  was  all  she  said,  as  she  looked  up, 
putting  back  her  fair  curls  and  black  hood.  A  sweet  rosy 
smile  blushed  on  her  face ;  Harry  thought  he  had  never  seen 
her  look  so  charming.  Her  face  was  lighted  with  a  joy  that 
was  brighter  than  beauty — she  took  a  hand  of  her  son,  who 
was  in  the  hall  waiting  his  mother  —  she  did  not  quit 
Esmond's  arm. 

"Welcome,  Harry!"  my  young  lord  echoed  after  her. 
"  Here,  we  are  all  come  to  say  so.  Here's  old  Pincot,  hasn't 
she  grown  handsome?"  and  Pincot,  who  was  older,  and  no 
handsomer  than  usual,  made  a  curtsey  to  the  Captain,  as  she 
called  Esmond,  and  told  my  lord  to  "  Have  done,  now." 

"  And  here's  Jack  Lock  wood.  He'll  make  a  famous 
grenadier.  Jack;  and  so  shall  I;  we'll  both  list  under  you, 
Cousin.  As  soon  as  I  am  seventeen  I  go  to  the  army — every 
gentleman  goes  to  the  army.  Look  !  who  comes  here — ho, 
ho ! "  he  burst  into  a  laugh.  "  'Tis  Mistress  'Trix,  with  a 
new  ribbon  ;  I  knew  she  would  put  one  on  as  soon  as  she 
heard  a  captain  was  coming  to  supper." 

This  laughing  colloquy  took  place  in  the  hall  of  Walcote 
House :  in  the  midst  of  which  is  a  staircase  that  leads  from 
an  open  gallery,  where  are  the  doors  of  the  sleeping  chambers  : 
and  from  one  of  these,  a  wax  candle  in  her  hand,  and  illumi- 
nating her,  came  Mistress  Beatrix — the  light  falling  indeed 
upon  the  scarlet  ribbon  which  she  wore,  and  upon  the  most 
brilliant  white  neck  in  the  world. 

Esmond  had  left  a  child,  and  found  a  woman,  grown  beyond 
the  common  height ;  and  arrived  at  such  a  dazzling  complete- 
ness of  beauty,  that  his  eyes  might  well  show  surprise  and 
delight  at  beholding  her.  In  hers  there  was  a  brightness  so 
lustrous  and  melting,  that  I  have  seen  a  whole  assembly 
follow  her  as  if  by  an  attraction  irresistible  :  and  that  night 
the  great  Duke  was  at  the  play-house  after  Ramillies,  every 
soul  turned  and  looked  (she  chanced  to  enter  at  the  opposite 
side  of  the  theatre  at  the  same  moment)  at  her,  and  not  at 
him.     She  was  a  brown  beauty  :  that  is,  her  eyes,  hair,  and 


FiLIA    PULCRIOR  237 

eyebrows  and  eyelashes,  were  dark  :  her  hair  curUng  with  rich 
undulations,  and  waving  over  her  shoulders ;  but  her  com- 
plexion was  as  dazzling  white  as  snow  in  sunshine ;  except 
her  cheeks,  which  were  a  bright  red,  and  her  lips,  which  were 
of  a  still  deeper  crimson.  Her  mouth  and  chin,  they  said, 
were  too  large  and  full,  and  so  they  might  be  for  a  goddess 
in  marble,  but  not  for  a  woman  whose  eyes  were  fire,  whose 
look  was  love,  whose  voice  was  the  sweetest  low  song,  whose 
shape  was  perfect  symmetry,  health,  decision,  activity,  whose 
foot  as  it  planted  itself  on  the  ground  was  firm  but  fiexibk, 
and  whose  motion,  whether  rapid  or  slow,  was  always  perfect 
grace — agile  as  a  nymph,  lofty  as  a  queen — now  melting,  now 
imperious,  now  sarcastick,  there  was  no  single  movement  of 
hers  but  was  beautiful.  As  he  thinks  of  her,  he  who  writes 
feels  young  again,  and  remembers  a  paragon. 

So  she  came  holding  her  dress  with  one  fair  rounded  arm, 
and  her  taper  before  her,  tripping  down  the  stair  to  greet 
Esmond. 

"  She  hath  put  on  her  scarlet  stockings  and  white  shoes," 
says  my  lord,  still  laughing.  "  O,  my  fine  mistress  !  is  this 
the  way  you  set  your  cap  at  the  Captain  ?  "  She  approached, 
shining  smiles  upon  Esmond,  who  could  look  at  nothing  but 
her  eyes.  She  advanced  holding  forward  her  head,  as  if  she 
w^ould  have  him  kiss  her  as  he  used  to  do  when  she  was  a 
child. 

"  Stop,"  she  said,  "  I  am  grown  too  big  !  Welcome,  cousin 
Harry,"  and  she  made  him  an  arch  curtsey,  sweeping  down  to 
the  ground  almost,  with  the  most  gracious  bend,  looking  up 
the  while  with  the  brightest  eyes  and  sweetest  smile.  Love 
seemed  to  radiate  from  her.  Harry  eyed  her  with  such  a 
rapture  as  the  first  lover  is  described  as  having  by  Milton. 

"  N'est  ce  pas  ?  "  says  my  lady,  in  a  low,  sweet  voice,  still 
hanging  on  his  arm. 

Esmond  turned  round  with  a  start  and  a  blush  as  he  met 
his  mistress's  clear  eyes.  He  had  forgotten  her,  rapt  in 
admiration  of  ihefilia  pukrior. 

"  Right  foot  forward,  toe  turned  out,  so :  now  drop  the 
curtsey,  and  show  the  red  stockings,  'Trix.  They've  silver 
clocks,  Harry.  The  Dowager  sent  'em.  She  went  to  put  'em 
on,"  cries  my  lord. 

"  Hush,  you  stupid  child  ! "  says  Miss,  smothering  her 
brother  with   kisses ;  and  then  she  must  come  and  kiss  her 


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mamma,  looking  all  the  while  at  Harry,  over  his  mistress's 
shoulder.  And  if  she  did  not  kiss  him,  she  gave  him  both 
her  hands,  and  then  took  one  of  his  in  both  hands,  and  said, 
"■  Oh,  Harry,  we're  so,  so  glad  you're  come  !  " 

"There  are  woodcocks  for  supper,"  says  my  lord.  "  Huzzay ! 
It  was  such  a  hungry  sermon." 

"And  it  is  the  29th  of  December;  and  our  Harry  has 
come  home." 

"  Huzzay,  old  Pincot !  "  again  says  my  lord  ;  and  my  dear 
lady's  lips  looked  as  if  they  were  trembling  with  a  prayer. 
She  would  have  Harry  lead  in  Beatrix  to  the  supper-room, 
going  herself  with  my  young  Lord  Viscount ;  and  to  this 
party  came  Tom  Tusher  directly,  whom  four  at  least  out  of 
the  company  of  five  wished  away.  Away  he  went,  however, 
as  soon  as  the  sweetmeats  were  put  down,  and  then,  by  the 
great  crackling  fire,  his  mistress  or  Beatrix  with  her  blushing 
graces  filling  his  glass  for  him,  Harry  told  the  story  of  his 
campaign,  and  passed  the  most  delightful  night  his  life  had 
ever  known.  The  sun  was  up  long  ere  he  was,  so  deep,  sweet, 
and  refreshing  was  his  slumber.  He  woke  as  if  angels  had 
been  watching  at  his  bed  all  night.  I  dare  say  one  that  was 
as  pure  and  loving  as  an  angel  had  blest  his  sleep  with  her 
prayers. 

Next  morning  the  chaplain  read  prayers  to  the  little  house- 
hold at  Walcote,  as  the  custom  was  ;  Esmond  thought  Mistress 
Beatrix  did  not  listen  to  Tusher's  exhortation  much  ;  her  eyes 
were  wandering  everywhere  during  the  service,  at  least  when- 
ever he  looked  up  he  met  them.  Perhaps  he  also  was  not 
very  attentive  to  his  Reverence  the  chaplain.  "  This  might 
have  been  my  life,"  he  was  thinking  ;  "  this  might  have  been 
my  duty  from  now  till  old  age.  Well,  were  it  not  a  pleasant 
one  to  be  with  these  dear  friends  and  part  from  'em  no  more? 
Until — until  the  destined  lover  comes  and  takes  away  pretty 
Beatrix  " — and  the  best  part  of  Tom  Tusher's  exposition,  which 
may  have  been  very  learned  and  eloquent,  was  quite  lost  to 
poor  Harry  by  this  vision  of  the  destined  lover,  who  put  the 
preacher  out. 

All  the  while  of  the  prayers,  Beatrix  knelt  a  little  way 
before  Harry  Esmond.  The  red  stockings  were  changed  for 
a  pair  of  grey,  and  black  shoes,  in  which  her  feet  looked  to 
the  full  as  pretty.  All  the  roses  of  spring  could  not  vie  with 
the  brightness  of  her  complexion  ;   Esmond  thought  he  had 


Our   FINE  Apparel  239 

never  seen  anything  like  the  sunny  lustre  of  her  eyes.  My 
Lady  Viscountess  looked  fatigued,  as  if  with  watching,  and  her 
face  was  pale. 

Miss  Beatrix  remarked  these  signs  of  indisposition  in  her 
mother,  and  deplored  them.  "  I  am  an  old  woman,"  says  my 
lady,  with  a  kind  smile  ;  "  I  cannot  hope  to  look  as  young  as 
you  do,  my  dear." 

"  She'll  never  look  as  good  as  you  do  if  she  lives  till  she's 
a  hundred,"  says  my  lord,  taking  his  mother  by  the  waist,  and 
kissing  her  hand. 

"  Do  I  look  very  wicked,  cousin  ? "  says  Beatrix,  turning 
full  round  on  Esmond,  with  her  pretty  face  so  close  under  his 
chin,  that  the  soft  perfumed  hair  touched  it.  She  laid  her 
finger-tips  on  his  sleeve  as  she  spoke  ;  and  he  put  his  other 
hand  over  hers. 

"I'm  like  your  looking-glass,"  says  he,  "and  that  can't 
flatter  you." 

"  He  means  that  you  are  always  looking  at  him,  my  dear," 
says  her  mother  archly.  Beatrix  ran  away  from  Esmond  at 
this,  and  flew  to  her  mamma,  whom  she  kissed,  stopping  my 
lady's  mouth  with  her  pretty  hand. 

"  And  Harry  is  very  good  to  look  at,"  says  my  lady,  with 
her  fond  eyes  regarding  the  young  man. 

"  If  'tis  good  to  see  a  happy  face,"  says  he,  "  you  see  that." 
My  lady  said  "  Amen,"  with  a  sigh  ;  and  Harry  thought  the 
memory  of  her  dead  lord  rose  up  and  rebuked  her  back  again 
into  sadness  ;  for  her  face  lost  the  smile,  and  resumed  its  look 
of  melancholy. 

"  Why,  Harry,  how  fine  we  look  in  our  scarlet  and  silver, 
and  our  black  perriwig  ! "  cries  my  lord.  "  Mother,  I  am  tired 
of  my  own  hair.  When  shall  I  have  a  perruke  ?  Where  did 
you  get  your  steenkirk,  Harry  ?  " 

"  It's  some  of  my  Lady  Dowager's  lace,"  says  Harry  ;  "  she 
gave  me  this  and  a  number  of  other  fine  things." 

"  My  Lady  Dowager  isn't  such  a  bad  woman,"  my  lord 
continued. 

"  She's  not  so — so  red  as  she's  painted,"  says  Miss  Beatrix. 

Her  brother  broke  into  a  laugh.  "  I'll  tell  her  you  said 
so  ]  by  the  Lord,  'Trix,  I  will ! "  he  cries  out. 

"  She'll  know  that  you  hadn't  the  wit  to  say  it,  my  lord," 
says  Miss  Beatrix. 

"We   won't   quarrel   the   first   day    Harry's   here,   will   we, 


240      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

mother?"  said  the  young  lord.  "We'll  see  if  we  can  get  on 
to  the  new  year  without  a  fight.  Have  some  of  this  Christmas 
pie  ?  and  here  comes  the  tankard  ;  no,  it's  Pincot  with  the  tea." 

"Will  the  Captain  choose  a  dish?"  asks  Mistress  Beatrix. 

"  I  say,  Harry,"  my  lord  goes  on,  "  I'll  show  thee  my  horses 
after  breakfast ;  and  we'll  go  a  bird-netting  to-night,  and  on 
Monday  there's  a  cock-match  at  Winchester — do  you  love 
cock-fighting,  Harry? — between  the  gentlemen  of  Sussex  and 
the  gentlemen  of  Hampshire,  at  ten  pound  the  battle,  and  fifty 
pound  the  odd  battle,  to  show  one-and-twenty  cocks." 

"And  what  will  you  do,  Beatrix,  to  amuse  our  kinsman?" 
asks  my  lady. 

"  I'll  listen  to  him,"  says  Beatrix ;  "  I  am  sure  he  has  a 
hundred  things  to  tell  us.  And  I'm  jealous  already  of  the 
Spanish  ladies.  Was  that  a  beautiful  nun  at  Cadiz  that  you 
rescued  from  the  soldiers  ?  Your  man  talked  of  it  last  night 
in  the  kitchen,  and  Mrs.  Betty  told  me  this  morning  as  she 
combed  my  hair.  And  he  says  you  must  be  in  love,  for  you 
sate  on  deck  all  night,  and  scribbled  verses  all  day  in  your 
table-book."  Harry  thought  if  he  had  wanted  a  subject  for 
verses  yesterday,  to-day  he  had  found  one  :  and  not  all  the 
Lindamiras  and  Ardelias  of  the  poets  were  half  so  beautiful  as 
this  young  creature ;  but  he  did  not  say  so,  though  some  one 
did  for  him. 

This  was  his  dear  lady,  who,  after  the  meal  was  over,  and 
the  young  people  were  gone,  began  talking  of  her  children 
with  Mr.  Esmond,  and  of  the  characters  of  one  and  the  other, 
and  of  her  hopes  and  fears  for  both  of  them.  "'Tis  not  while 
they  are  at  home,"  she  said,  "and  in  their  mother's  nest,  I  fear 
for  them — 'tis  when  they  are  gone  into  the  world,  whither  I  shall 
not  be  able  to  follow  them.  Beatrix  will  begin  her  service 
next  year.  You  may  have  heard  a  rumour  about — about  my 
Lord  Blandford.  They  were  both  children  ;  and  it  is  but  idle 
talk.  I  know  my  kinswoman  would  never  let  him  make  such 
a  poor  marriage  as  our  Beatrix  would  be.  There's  scarce  a 
princess  in  Europe  that  she  thinks  is  good  enough  for  him  or 
for  her  ambition." 

"There's  not  a  princess  in  Europe  to  com])are  with  her," 
says  Esmond. 

"  In  beauty  ?  No,  perhaps  not,"  answered  my  lady.  "  She 
is  most  beautiful,  isn't  she  ?  'Tis  not  a  mother's  partiality  that 
deceives  me.      I   marked  you  yesterday  when  she  came  down 


Her  Eyes  241 

the  stair :  and  read  it  in  your  face.  We  look  when  you  don"t 
fancy  us  looking,  and  see  better  than  you  think,  dear  Harry  : 
and  just  now,  when  they  spoke  about  your  poems — you  writ 
pretty  lines  when  you  were  but  a  boy — you  thought  Beatrix 
was  a  pretty  subject  for  verse,  did  not  you,  Harry  ? "  (The 
gentleman  could  only  blush  for  a  reply.)  "And  so  she  is — nor 
are  you  the  first  her  pretty  face  has  captivated.  'Tis  quickly 
done.  Such  a  pair  of  bright  eyes  as  hers  learn  their  power 
very  soon,  and  use  it  very  early."  And,  looking  at  him  keenly 
with  hers,  the  fair  widow  left  him. 

And  so  it  is — a  pair  of  bright  eyes  with  a  dozen  glances 
suffice  to  subdue  a  man ;  to  enslave  him,  and  enflame  him ; 
to  make  him  even  forget :  they  dazzle  him  so  that  the  past 
becomes  straightway  dim  to  him  :  and  he  so  prizes  them  that 
he  would  give  all  his  life  to  possess  'em.  What  is  the  fond 
love  of  dearest  friends  compared  to  this  treasure  ?  Is  memory 
as  strong  as  expectancy?  fruition,  as  hunger?  gratitude,  as 
desire?  I  have  looked  at  royal  diamonds  in  the  jewel-rooms 
in  Europe,  and  thought  how  wars  have  been  made  about  'em ; 
Mogul  sovereigns  deposed  and  strangled  for  them,  or  ransomed 
with  them  ;  millions  expended  to  buy  them  ;  and  daring  lives 
lost  in  digging  out  the  little  shining  toys  that  I  value  no  more 
than  the  button  in  my  hat.  And  so  there  are  other  glittering 
baubles  (of  rare  water  too)  for  which  men  have  been  set  to 
kill  and  quarrel  ever  since  mankind  began  :  and  which  last  but 
for  a  score  of  years,  when  their  sparkle  is  over.  Where  are 
those  jewels  now  that  beamed  under  Cleopatra's  forehead,  or 
shone  in  the  sockets  of  Helen  ? 

The  second  day  after  Esmond's  coming  to  Walcote,  Tom 
Tusher  had  leave  to  take  a  holiday,  and  went  off  in  his  very 
best  gown  and  bands  to  court  the  young  woman  whom  his 
Reverence  desired  to  marry,  and  who  was  not  a  viscount's 
widow,  as  it  turned  out,  but  a  brewer's  relict  at  Southampton, 
with  a  couple  of  thousand  pounds  to  her  fortune  :  for  honest 
Tom's  heart  was  under  such  excellent  controul,  that  Venus 
herself  without  a  portion  would  never  have  caused  it  to  flutter. 
So  he  rode  away  on  his  heavy-paced  gelding  to  pursue  his  jog- 
trot loves,  leaving  Esmond  to  the  society  of  his  dear  mistress 
and  her  daughter,  and  with  his  young  lord  for  a  companion, 
who  was  charmed  not  only  to  see  an  old  friend,  but  to  have 
the  tutor  and  his  Latin  books  put  out  of  the  way. 

The  boy  talked  of  things  and  people,  and  not  a  little  about 

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242      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

himself,  in  his  frank  artless  way.  'Twas  easy  to  see  that  he 
and  his  sister  had  the  better  of  their  fond  mother,  for  the  first 
place  in  whose  affections,  though,  they  fought  constantly ;  and 
though  the  kind  lady  persisted  that  she  loved  both  equally, 
'twas  not  difficult  to  understand  that  P>ank  was  his  mother's 
darling  and  favourite.  He  ruled  the  whole  household  (always 
excepting  rebelHous  Beatrix)  not  less  now  than  when  he  was 
a  child  marshalling  the  village  boys  in  playing  at  soldiers,  and 
caning  them  lustily  too  like  the  sturdiest  corporal.  As  for 
Tom  Tusher,  his  Reverence  treated  the  young  lord  with  that 
politeness  and  deference  which  he  always  showed  for  a  great 
man,  whatever  his  age  or  his  stature  was.  Indeed,  with  respect 
to  this  young  one,  it  was  impossible  not  to  love  him,  so  frank 
and  winning  were  his  manners,  his  beauty,  his  gaiety,  the  ring 
of  his  laughter,  and  the  delightful  tone  of  his  voice.  Wherever 
he  went,  he  charmed  and  domineered.  I  think  his  old  grand- 
father, the  Dean,  and  the  grim  old  housekeeper,  Mrs.  Pincot, 
were  as  much  his  slaves  as  his  mother  was :  and  as  for 
Esmond,  he  found  himself  presently  submitting  to  a  certain 
fascination  the  boy  had,  and  slaving  it  like  the  rest  of  the 
family.  The  pleasure  which  he  had  in  Harry's  mere  company 
and  converse  exceeded  that  which  he  ever  enjoyed  in  the 
society  of  any  other  man,  however  delightful  in  talk  or  famous 
for  wit.  His  presence  brought  sunshine  into  a  room  ;  his 
laugh,  his  prattle,  his  noble  beauty  and  brightness  of  look 
cheered  and  charmed  indescribably.  At  the  least  tale  of 
sorrow  his  hands  were  in  his  [)urse,  and  he  was  eager  with 
sympathy  and  bounty.  The  way  in  which  women  loved  and 
petted  him,  when,  a  year  or  two  afterwards,  he  came  upon 
the  world,  yet  a  mere  boy,  and  the  follies  which  they  did  for 
him  (as  indeed  he  for  them),  recalled  the  career  of  Rochester, 
and  outdid  the  successes  of  Grammont.  His  very  creditors 
loved  him ;  and  the  hardest  usurers,  and  some  of  the  rigid 
prudes  of  the  other  sex  too,  could  deny  him  nothing.  ^He 
was  no  more  witty  than  another  man,  but  what  he  said,  he 
said  and  looked  as  no  man  else  could  say  or  look  it.  I  have 
seen  the  women  at  the  comedy  at  Bruxelles  crowd  round  him 
in  the  lobby  :  and  as  he  sate  on  the  stage  more  people  looked 
at  him  than  at  the  actors,  and  watched  him  ;  and  I  remember 
at  Ramillies,  when  he  was  hit,  and  fell,  a  great  big  red-haired 
Scotch  sergeant  flung  his  halberd  down,  burst  out  a-crying 
like  a  woman,  seizing  him  up  as  if  he  had  been  an  infant, 


A  Marchioness  243 

and  carrying  him  out  of  the  fire.  I'his  brother  and  sister  were 
the  most  beautiful  couple  ever  seen  :  though  after  he  winged 
away  from  the  maternal  nest  this  pair  were  seldom  together. 

Sitting  at  dinner  two  days  after  Esmond's  arrival  (it  was 
the  last  day  of  the  year),  and  so  happy  a  one  to  Harry 
Esmond,  that  to  enjoy  it  was  quite  worth  all  the  previous 
pain  which  he  had  endured  and  forgot,  my  young  lord,  filling 
a  bumper,  and  bidding  Harry  take  another,  drank  to  his  sister, 
saluting  her  under  the  title  of  "  Marchioness." 

"  Marchioness  !  "  says  Harry,  not  without  a  pang  of  wonder, 
for  he  was  curious  and  jealous  already. 

"  Nonsense,  my  lord,"  says  Beatrix,  with  a  toss  of  her 
head.  My  Lady  Viscountess  looked  up  for  a  moment  at 
Esmond,  and  cast  her  eyes  down. 

"The  Marchioness  of  Blandford,"  says  Frank,  "don't  you 
know — hath  not  Rouge  Dragon  told  you?"  (My  lord  used  to 
call  the  Dowager  at  Chelsea  by  this  and  other  names.)  "  Bland- 
ford  has  a  lock  of  her  hair :  the  Duchess  found  him  on  his 
knees  to  Mistress  'Trix,  and  boxed  his  ears,  and  said  Dr. 
Hare  should  whip  him." 

"  I  wish  Mr.  Tusher  would  whip  you  too,"  says  Beatrix. 

My  lady  only  said,  "  I  hope  you  tell  none  of  these  silly 
stories  elsewhere  than  at  home,  Francis." 

"  'Tis  true,  on  my  word,"  continues  Frank  :  "  look  at  Harry 
scowling,  mother,  and  see  how  Beatrix  blushes  as  red  as  the 
silver-clocked  stockings." 

"I  think  we  had  best  leave  the  gentlemen  to  their  wine  and 
their  talk,"  says  Mistress  Beatrix,  rising  up  with  the  air  of  a 
young  queen,  tossing  her  rustling,  flowing  draperies  about  her, 
and  quitting  the  room,  followed  by  her  mother. 

Lady  Castlewood  again  looked  at  Esmond  as  she  stooped 
down  and  kissed  Frank.  "  Do  not  tell  those  silly  stories, 
child,"  she  said :  "  do  not  drink  much  wine,  sir ;  Harry  never 
loved  to  drink  wine."  And  she  went  away,  too,  in  her  black 
robes,  looking  back  on  the  young  man  with  her  fair,  fond  face. 

"  Egad  !  it's  true,"  says  Frank,  sipping  his  wine  with  the 
air  of  a  lord.  "  What  think  you  of  this  Lisbon — real  Collares  ? 
'Tis  better  than  your  heady  port :  we  got  it  out  of  one  of  the 
Spanish  ships  that  came  from  Vigo  last  year :  my  mother 
bought  it  at  Southampton,  as  the  ship  was  lying  there, — the 
Rose,  Captain  Hawkins." 

"Why,  I  came  home  in  that  ship,"  says  Harry. 


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"  And  it  brought  home  a  good  fellow  and  good  wine,"  says 
my  lord.  "  I  say,  Harry,  I  wish  thou  hadst  not  that  cursed 
bar  sinister." 

"And  why  not  the  bar  sinister?''  asks  the  other. 


T/ie  Duchess  found  him  on  his  knees  to  Mistress  '  Trix  ' 


"Suppose  I  go  to  the  army  and  am  killed— every  gentle- 
man goes  to  the  army — who  is  to  take  care  of  the  women  ? 
'Trix  will  never  stop  at  home ;  mother's  in  love  with  you, — 
yes,  I  think  mother's  in  love  with  you.  She  was  always 
praising  you,  and  always  talking  about  you  :  and  when  she 
went   to  Southampton,   to   see    the  ship,    I    found    her   out. 


Beatrix's  Stars  245 

But  you  see  it  is  impossible  :  we  are  of  the  oldest  blood  in 
England ;  we  came  in  with  the  Conqueror ;  we  were  only 
baronets,— but  what  then?  we  were  forced  into  that.  James 
the  First  forced  our  great-grandfather.  We  are  above  titles;  we 
old  English  gentry  don't  want  'em ;  the  Queen  can  make  a  duke 
any  day.  Look  at  Blandford's  father,  Duke  Churchill,  and 
Duchess  Jennings,  what  were  they,  Harry?  Damn  it,  sir,  what 
are  they,  to  turn  up  their  noses  at  us  ?  Where  were  they  when 
our  ancestor  rode  with  King  Henry  at  Agincourt,  and  filled  up 
the  French  king's  cup  after  Poictiers  ?  'Fore  George,  sir,  why 
shouldn't  Blandford  marry  Beatrix  ?  By  G —  !  he  shall  marry 
Beatrix,  or  tell  me  the  reason  why.  We'll  marry  with  the  best 
blood  of  England,  and  none  but  the  best  blood  of  England. 
You  are  an  Esmond,  and  you  can't  help  your  birth,  my  boy. 
Let's  have  another  bottle.  What !  no  more  ?  I've  drunk  three 
parts  of  this  myself.  I  had  many  a  night  with  my  father ;  you 
stood  to  him  like  a  man,  Harry.  You  backed  your  blood  ;  you 
can't  help  your  misfortune,  you  know, — no  man  can  help  that." 

The  elder  said,  he  would  go  in  to  his  mistress's  tea-table. 
The  young  lad,  with  a  heightened  colour  and  voice,  began 
singing  a  snatch  of  a  song,  and  marched  out  of  the  room. 
Esmond  heard  him  presently  calling  his  dogs  about  him,  and 
cheering  and  talking  to  them  ;  and  by  a  hundred  of  his  looks 
and  gestures,  tricks  of  voice  and  gait,  was  reminded  of  the 
dead  lord,  Frank's  father. 

And  so,  the  Sylvester  night  passed  away;  the  family  parted 
long  before  midnight.  Lady  Castlewood  remembering,  no  doubt, 
former  New  Years'  Eves,  when  healths  were  drunk,  and  laugh- 
ter went  round  in  the  company  of  him,  to  whom  years,  past, 
and  present,  and  future,  were  to  be  as  one ;  and  so  cared  not 
to  sit  with  her  children  and  hear  the  Cathedral  bells  ringing 
the  birth  of  the  year  1 703.  Esmond  heard  the  chimes  as  he  sat 
in  his  own  chamber,  ruminating  by  the  blazing  fire  there,  and 
listened  to  the  last  notes  of  them,  looking  out  from  his  window 
towards  the  city,  and  the  great  grey  towers  of  the  Cathedral 
lying  under  the  frosty  sky,  with  the  keen  stars  shining  above. 

The  sight  of  these  brilliant  orbs  no  doubt  made  him  think 
of  other  luminaries.  "  And  so  her  eyes  have  already  done 
execution,"  thought  Esmond  —  "on  whom? — who  can  tell 
me?"  Luckily  his  kinsman  was  by,  and  Esmond  knew  he 
would  have  no  difiiculty  in  finding  out  Mistress  Beatrix's  his- 
tory from  the  simple  talk  of  the  boy. 


Afiss  Beatrix  had  bivi/j^lil  out  a  )inu  gouui  for  that  day  s  dinner 


CHAPTER  VIII 


FAMILY    TAI,K 


WHAT  Harry  admired  and  submitted  to  in  the  pretty 
lad,  his  kinsman,  was  (for  why  should  he  resist  it  ?) 
the    calmness    of   patronage    which    my    young   lord 
assumed,  as  if  to  command  was  his  undoubted  riglit,  and  all 

246 


My  Lord's  Affability  247 

the  world  (below  his  degree)  ought  to  bow  down  to  Viscount 
Castlewood. 

"  I  know  my  place,  Harry,"  he  said.  "  I'm  not  proud — 
the  boys  at  Winchester  College  say  I'm  proud  :  but  I'm  not 
proud.  I  am  simply  Francis  James  Viscount  Castlewood  in 
the  peerage  of  Ireland.  I  might  have  been  (do  you  know 
that?)  Francis  James,  Marquis  and  Earl  of  Esmond,  in  that 
of  England.  The  late  lord  refused  the  title  which  was  offered 
to  him  by  my  godfather,  his  late  Majesty.  You  should  know 
that — you  are  of  our  family,  you  know — you  cannot  help  your 
bar  sinister,  Harry,  my  dear  fellow  ;  and  you  belong  to  one  of 
the  best  families  in  England^  in  spite  of  that ;  and  you  stood 
by  my  father,  and  by  G —  !  I'll  stand  by  you.  You  shall  never 
want  a  friend,  Harry,  while  Francis  James  Viscount  Castlewood 
has  a  shilling.  It's  now  1703 — I  shall  come  of  age  in  1709. 
I  shall  go  back  to  Castlewood ;  I  shall  live  at  Castlewood ; 
I  shall  build  up  the  house.  My  property  will  be  pretty  well 
restored  by  then.  The  late  Viscount  mismanaged  my  property, 
and  left  it  in  a  very  bad  state.  My  mother  is  living  close,  as 
you  see,  and  keeps  me  in  a  way  hardly  befitting  a  peer  of 
these  realms ;  for  I  have  but  a  pair  of  horses,  a  governor,  and 
a  man  that  is  valet  and  groom.  But  when  I  am  of  age,  these 
things  will  be  set  right,  Harry.  Our  house  will  be  as  it  should 
be.  You'll  always  come  to  Castlewood,  won't  you  ?  You  shall 
always  have  your  two  rooms  in  the  court  kept  for  you ;  and  if 

anybody  slights  you,  d them  !  let  them  have  a  care  of  vie. 

I  shall  marry  early — 'Trix  will  be  a  duchess  by  that  time,  most 
likely  ;  for  a  cannon-ball  may  knock  over  his  Grace  any  day, 
you  know." 

"  How  }  "  says  Harry. 

"  Hush,  my  dear  !  "  says  my  Lord  Viscount.  "  You  are  of 
the  family — you  are  faithful  to  us,  by  George  !  and  I  tell  you 
everything.  Blandford  will  marry  her — or — "  and  here  he 
put  his  little  hand  on  his  sword — "you  understand  the  rest. 
Blandford  knows  which  of  us  two  is  the  best  weapon.  At 
small-sword,  or  back-sword,  or  sword  and  dagger,  if  he  likes  : 
I  can  beat  him.  I  have  tried  him,  Harry ;  and,  begad,  he 
knows  I  am  a  man  not  to  be  trifled  with." 

"But  you  do  not  mean,"  says  Harry,  concealing  his  laughter, 
but  not  his  wonder,  "that  you  can  force  my  Lord  Blandford, 
the  son  of  the  first  man  of  this  kingdom,  to  marry  your  sister 
at  sword's  point?  ' 


248      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

"  I  mean  to  say  that  we  are  cousins  by  the  mother's  side, 
though  that's  nothhig  to  boast  of.  I  mean  to  say  that  an 
Esmond  is  as  good  as  a  Churchill ;  and  when  the  King  comes 
back,  the  Marquis  of  Esmond's  sister  may  be  a  match  for  any 
nobleman's  daughter  in  the  kingdom.  There  are  but  two 
marquises  in  all  England,  William  Herbert,  Marquis  of  Powis, 
and  Francis  James,  Marquis  of  Esmond  ;  and,  hark  you,  Harry, 
now  swear  you'll  never  mention  this.  Give  me  your  honour, 
as  a  gentleman,  for  you  are  a  gentleman,  though  you  are 
a " 

"  Well,  well,"  says  Harry,  a  little  impatient 

"  Well,  then,  when,  after  my  late  Viscount's  misfortune,  my 
mother  went  up  with  us  to  London,  to  ask  for  justice  against 
you  all  (as  for  Mohun,  I'll  have  his  blood,  as  sure  as  my  name 
is  Francis  Viscount  Esmond),  we  went  to  stay  with  our  cousin, 
my  Lady  Marlborough,  with  whom  we  had  quarrelled  for  ever 
so  long.  But  when  misfortune  came,  she  stood  by  her  blood  ; 
— so  did  the  Dowager  Viscountess  stand  by  her  blood, — so  did 
you.  Well,  sir,  whilst  my  mother  was  petitioning  the  late  Prince 
of  Orange — for  I  will  never  call  him  king — and  while  you  were 
in  prison,  we  lived  at  my  Lord  Marlborough's  house,  who  was 
only  a  little  there,  being  away  with  the  army  in  Holland.  And 
then   ...   I  say,  Harry,  you  won't  tell,  now  ?  " 

Harry  again  made  a  vow  of  secrecy. 

"Well,  there  used  to  be  all  sorts  of  fun,  you  know  :  my 
Lady  Marlborough  was  very  fond  of  us,  and  she  said  I  was 
to  be  her  page ;  and  she  got  'Trix  to  be  a  maid  of  honour,  and 
while  she  was  up  in  her  room  crying,  we  used  to  be  always 
having  fun,  you  know ;  and  the  Duchess  used  to  kiss  me,  and 
so  did  her  daughters,  and  Blandford  fell  tremendous  in  love 
with  'Trix,  and  she  liked  him  ;  and  one  day  he — he  kissed  her 
behind  a  door — -he  did  though, — and  the  Duchess  caught 
him,  and  she  banged  such  a  box  of  the  ear  both  to  'Trix  and 
Blandford  —  you  should  have  seen  it !  And  then  she  said 
that  we  must  leave  directly,  and  abused  my  mamma,  who  was 
cognizant  of  the  business ;  but  she  wasn't, — never  thinking 
about  anything  but  father.  And  so  we  came  down  to  Walcote, 
Blandford  being  locked  up,  and  not  allowed  to  see  'Trix.  But 
/got  at  him.  I  climbed  along  the  gutter,  and  in  through  the 
window,  where  he  was  crying. 

"  '  Marquis,'  says  I,  when  he  had  opened  it  and  helped  me 
in,  'you  know  I  wear  a  sword,'  for  I  had  brought  it. 


A  Promise  of  Marriage  249 

'■'Oh,  Viscount!'  says  he — 'Oh,  my  dearest  Frank!'  and  he 
flung  himself  into  my  arms,  and  burst  out  a-crying.  '  I  do 
love  Mistress  Beatrix  so,  that  I  shall  die  if  I  don't  have  her.' 

"  '  My  dear  Blandford,'  says  I,  'you  are  young  to  think  of 
marrying ; '  for  he  was  but  fifteen,  and  a  young  fellow  at  that 
age  can  scarce  do  so,  you  know. 

"■ '  But  I'll  wait  twenty  years,  if  she'll  have  me,'  says  he. 
'  I'll  never  marry — no  never,  never,  never  marry  anybody  but 
her.  No,  not  a  princess,  though  they  would  have  me  do  it 
ever  so.  If  Beatrix  will  wait  for  me,  her  Blandford  swears  he 
will  be  faithful.'  And  he  wrote  a  paper  (it  wasn't  spelt  right, 
for  he  wrote  'I'm  ready  to  sine  with  my  biode,'  which  you 
know,  Harry,  isn't  the  way  of  spelling  it),  and  vowing  that  he 
would  marry  none  other  but  the  Honourable  Mistress  Gertrude 
Beatrix  Esmond,  only  sister  of  his  dearest  friend  Francis  James, 
fourth  Viscount  Esmond.  And  so  I  gave  him  a  locket  of  her 
hair." 

"A  locket  of  her  hair  !"  cries  Esmond. 

"  Yes.  'Trix  gave  me  one  after  the  fight  with  the  Duchess 
that  very  day.  I'm  sure  I  didn't  want  it;  and  so  I  gave  it  him, 
and  we  kissed  at  parting,  and  said,  '  Good-bye,  brother.'  And 
I  got  back  through  the  gutter ;  and  we  set  off  home  that  very 
evening.  And  he  went  to  King's  College,  in  Cambridge,  and 
rt?i  going  to  Cambridge  soon  ;  and  if  he  doesn't  stand  to  his 
promise  (for  he's  only  wrote  once) — he  knows  I  wear  a  sword, 
Harry.  Come  along,  and  let's  go  see  the  cocking-match  at 
Winchester." 

"...  But  I  say,"  he  added,  laughing,  after  a  pause,  "  I 
don't  think  'Trix  will  break  her  heart  about  him.  Law  bless 
you  !  Whenever  she  sees  a  man,  she  makes  eyes  at  him  ;  and 
young  Sir  Wilmot  Crawley,  of  Queen's  Crawley,  and  Anthony 
Henley,  of  Alresford,  were  at  swords  drawn  about  her,  at  the 
Winchester  Assembly,  a  month  ago." 

That  night  Mr.  Harry's  sleep  was  by  no  means  so  pleasant 
or  sweet  as  it  had  been  on  the  first  two  evenings  after  his 
arrival  at  Walcote.  "  So,  the  bright  eyes  have  been  already 
shining  on  another,"  thought  he,  "and  the  pretty  lips,  or  the 
cheeks  at  any  rate,  have  begun  the  work  which  they  were 
made  for.  Here's  a  girl  not  sixteen,  and  one  young  gentleman 
is  already  whimpering  over  a  lock  of  her  hair,  and  two  country 
squires  are  ready  to  cut  each  other's  throats  that  they  may 
have  the  honour  of  a  dance  with  her.     What  a  fool  am  I  to 


250      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

be  dallying  about  this  passion,  and  singeing  my  wings  in  this 
foolish  flame  !  Wings  ! — why  not  say  crutches  ?  There  is  but 
eight  years'  difference  between  us,  to  be  sure;  but  in  life  I  am 
thirty  years  older.  How  could  I  ever  hope  to  please  such  a 
sweet  creature  as  that,  with  my  rough  ways  and  glum  face  ? 


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"  And  young  Sir  Wilinot  Crawley,  0/  Queen's  Crawley,  and  Anthony  Henley, 
of  Alresford,  were  at  swords  drawn  about  her  " 


Say  that  I  have  merit  ever  so  much,  and  won  myself  a  name, 
could  she  ever  listen  to  me  ?  She  must  be  my  Lady  Mar- 
chioness, and  I  remain  a  nameless  bastard.  Oh  !  my  master, 
my  master  !  "  (here  he  fell  to  thinking  with  a  passionate  grief 
of  the  vow  which  he  had  made  to  his  poor  dying  lord).  "Oh  ! 
my  mistress,  dearest  and  kindest,  will  you  be  contented  with 


1     A  M     T  E  M  F  r  E  D  2  5  I 

the  sacrifice  which  the  poor  orphan  makes  for  you,  whom  you 
love,  and  who  so  loves  you  ?  " 

And  then  came  a  fiercer  pang  of  temptation.  "A  word 
from  me,"  Harry  thought,  "  a  syllable  of  explanation,  and 
all  this  might  l)e  changed  ;  but  no,  I  swore  it  over  tlie  dying 
bed  of  my  benefactor.  For  the  sake  of  him  and  his,  for  the 
sacred  love  and  kindness  of  old  days,  I  gave  my  promise  to 
him,  and  may  kind  Heaven  enable  me  to  keep  my  vow  ! " 

The  next  day,  although  Esmond  gave  no  sign  of  what  was 
going  on  in  his  mind,  but  strove  to  be  more  than  ordinarily 
gay  and  cheerful  when  he  met  his  friends  at  the  morning  meal, 
his  dear  mistress,  whose  clear  eyes,  it  seemed,  no  emotion  of 
his  could  escape,  perceived  that  something  troubled  him,  for 
she  looked  anxiously  towards  him  more  than  once  during  the 
breakfast,  and  when  he  went  up  to  his  chamber  afterwards  she 
presently  followed  him,  and  knocked  at  his  door. 

As  she  entered,  no  doubt  the  whole  story  was  clear  to  her 
at  once,  for  she  found  our  young  gentleman  packing  his  valise, 
pursuant  to  the  resolution  which  he  had  come  to  over-night  of 
making  a  brisk  retreat  out  of  this  temptation. 

She  closed  the  door  very  carefully  behind  her,  and  then 
leant  against  it,  very  pale,  her  hands  folded  before  her,  looking 
at  the  young  man,  who  was  kneeling  over  his  work  of  packing. 
"  Are  you  going  so  soon  ?  "  she  said. 

He  rose  up  from  his  knees,  blushing,  perhaps,  to  be  so 
discovered,  in  the  very  act,  as  it  were,  and  took  one  of  her 
fair  little  hands— it  was  that  which  had  her  marriage  ring  on 
— and  kissed  it. 

"  It  is  best  that  it  should  be  so,  dearest  lady,"  he  said. 

"  I  knew  you  were  going,  at  breakfast.  I — I  thought  you 
might  stay.  What  has  happened  ?  Why  can't  you  remain 
longer  with  us?  What  has  Frank  told  you — you  were  talking 
together  late  last  night  ?  " 

"  I  had  but  three  days'  leave  from  Chelsea,"  Esmond  said, 
as  gaily  as  he  could.  "  My  aunt — she  lets  me  call  her  aunt — 
is  my  mistress  now;  I  owe  her  my  lieutenantcy  and  my  laced 
coat.  She  has  taken  me  into  high  favour ;  and  my  new- 
general  is  to  dine  at  Chelsea  to-morrow — General  Lumley, 
madam — who  has  appointed  me  his  aide-de-camp,  and  on  whom 
I  must  have  the  honour  of  waiting.  See,  here  is  a  letter  from 
the  Dowager  ;  the  post  brought  it  last  night ;  and  I  would  not 
speak  of  it,  for  fear  of  disturbing  our  last  merry  meeting.'' 


252      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

My  lady  glanced  at  the  letter,  and  put  it  down  with  a  smile 
that  was  somewhat  contemptuous.  "  I  have  no  need  to  read 
the  letter,"  says  she — (indeed,  'twas  as  well  she  did  not ;  for 
the  Chelsea  missive,  in  the  poor  Dowager's  usual  French  jargon, 
permitted  him  a  longer  holiday  than  he  said.  '^  Je  vous  dontie,' 
quoth  her  ladyship,  '  oui  Jour,  pour  vous  fatigay  parfaictetnent 
de  vos parens  fatigaus'') — "  I  have  no  need  to  read  the  letter," 
says  she.     "What  was  it  Frank  told  you  last  night?" 

"  He  told  me  little  I  did  not  know,"  Mr.  Esmond  answered. 
"  But  I  have  thought  of  that  little,  and  here's  the  result :  I 
have  no  right  to  the  name  I  bear,  dear  lady ;  and  it  is  only 
by  your  sufferance  that  I  am  allowed  to  keep  it.  If  I  thought 
for  an  hour  of  what  has  perhaps  crossed  your  mind  too ■'' 

"Yes,  I  did,  Harry,"  said  she;  "I  thought  of  it;  and 
think  of  it.  I  would  sooner  call  you  my  son  than  the  greatest 
prince  in  Europe — yes,  than  the  greatest  prince.  For  who  is 
there  so  good  and  so  brave,  and  who  would  love  her  as  you 
would  ?     But  there  are  reasons  a  mother  can't  tell." 

"  1  know  them,"  said  Mr.  Esmond,  interrupting  her,  with 
a  smile.  "  I  know  there's  Sir  Wilmot  Crawley  of  Queen's 
Crawley,  and  Mr.  Anthony  Henley  of  the  Grange,  and  my 
Lord  Marquis  of  Blandford,  that  seems  to  be  the  favoured 
suitor.  You  shall  ask  me  to  wear  my  Lady  Marchioness's 
favours  and  to  dance  at  her  ladyship's  wedding." 

"Oh  !  Harry,  Harry,  it  is  none  of  these  follies  that  frighten 
me,"  cried  out  Lady  Castlewood.  "  Lord  Churchill  is  but  a 
child ;  his  outbreak  about  Beatrix  was  a  mere  boyish  folly. 
His  parents  would  rather  see  him  buried  than  married  to  one 
below  him  in  rank.  And  do  you  think  that  I  would  stoop  to 
sue  for  a  husband  for  Francis  Esmond's  daughter ;  or  submit 
to  have  my  girl  smuggled  into  that  proud  family  to  cause  a 
quarrel  between  son  and  parents,  and  to  be  treated  only  as 
an  inferior?  I  would  disdain  such  a  meanness.  Beatrix 
would  scorn  it.  Ah  !  Henry,  'tis  not  with  you  the  fault  lies ; 
'tis  with  her.  I  know  you  both,  and  love  you  ;  need  I  be 
ashamed  of  that  love  now  ?  No,  never,  never ;  and  'tis  not 
you,  dear  Harry,  that  is  unworthy.  'Tis  for  my  poor  Beatrix 
I  tremble,  —  whose  headstrong  will  frightens  me;  whose 
jealous  temper  (they  say  I  was  jealous  too,  but,  pray  God, 
I  am  cured  of  that  sin)  and  whose  vanity  no  words  or  prayers 
of  mine  can  cure — only  suffering,  only  experience,  and  re- 
morse afterwards.     Oh  !  Henry,  she  will  make  no  man  happy 


I   GO   BACK   TO   London  253 

who  loves  her.  Go  away,  my  son  :  leave  her  :  love  us  always 
and  think  kindly  of  us  :  and  for  nie,  my  dear,  you  know  these 
walls  contain  all  that  I  love  in  the  world." 

In  after-life,  did  Esmond  find  the  words  true  which  his 
fond  mistress  spoke  from  her  sad  heart?  Warning  he  had: 
but  I  doubt  others  had  warning  before  his  time,  and  since  : 
and  he  benefited  by  it  as  most  men  do. 

My  young  Lord  Viscount  was  exceeding  sorry  when  he 
heard  that  Harry  could  not  come  to  the  cock-match  with  him, 
and  must  go  to  London  :  but  no  doubt  my  lord  consoled 
himself  when  the  Hampshire  cocks  won  the  match;  and  he 
saw  every  one  of  the  battles,  and  crowed  properly  over  the 
conquered  Sussex  gentlemen. 

As  Esmond  rode  towards  town,  his  servant,  coming  up  to 
him,  informed  him,  with  a  grin,  that  Mistress  Beatrix  had 
brought  out  a  new  gown  and  blue  stockings  for  that  day's 
dinner,  in  which  she  intended  to  appear,  and  had  flown  into 
a  rage  and  given  her  maid  a  slap  on  the  face  soon  after  she 
heard  he  was  going  away.  Mistress  Beatrix's  woman,  the 
fellow  said,  came  down  to  the  servants"  hall,  crying,  and  with 
the  mark  of  a  blow  still  on  her  cheek  :  but  Esmond  peremp- 
torily ordered  him  to  fall  back  and  be  silent,  and  rode  on  with 
thoughts  enough  of  his  own  to  occupy  him  —  some  sad  ones, 
some  inexpressibly  dear  and  pleasant. 

His  mistress,  from  whom  he  had  been  a  year  separated, 
was  his  dearest  mistress  again.  The  family  from  which  he 
had  been  parted,  and  which  he  loved  with  the  fondest  devo- 
tion, was  his  family  once  more.  If  Beatrix's  beauty  shone 
upon  him,  it  was  with  a  friendly  lustre,  and  he  could  regard 
it  with  much  such  a  delight  as  he  brought  away  after  seeing 
the  beautiful  pictures  of  the  smiling  Madonnas  in  the  convent 
at  Cadiz,  when  he  was  dispatched  thither  with  a  flag  :  and  as 
for  his  mistress,  'twas  difficult  to  say  with  what  a  feeling  he 
regarded  her.  'Twas  hapjjiness  to  have  seen  her :  'twas  no 
great  pang  to  part ;  a  filial  tenderness,  a  love  that  was  at  once 
respect  and  protection,  filled  his  mind  as  he  thought  of  her  ; 
and  near  her  or  far  from  her,  and  from  that  day  until  now, 
and  from  now  till  death  is  past,  and  beyond  it,  he  prays  that 
sacred  flame  may  ever  burn. 


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CHAPTER   IX 


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I    MAKE    THE    CAMPAIGN    OF     1704 

R.  ESMOND  rode  up  to  London  then,  where,  if  the 
Uowager  had  been  angry  at  the  abrupt  leave  of  absence 
he  took,  she  was  mightily  pleased  at  his  speedy  return. 
He  went  immediately  and  paid  his  court  to  his  new 
general,  (ieneral  Lumley,  who  rcceiv'cd  him  graciously,  having 
known  his  father,  and  also,  he  was  pleased  to  say,  having  had 
the  very  best  accounts  of  Mr.  Esmond  from  the  officer  whose 
aide-de-camp  he  had  been  at  Vigo.  During  this  winter  Mr. 
Esmond  was  gazetted  to  a  lieutenantcy  in  Brigadier  Webb's 
regiment  of  Fusiliers,  then  with  their  colonel  in  Flanders ;  but 

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being  now  attached  to  the  suite  of  Mr.  Lumley,  Esmond  did 
not  join  his  own  regiment  until  more  than  a  year  afterwards, 
and  after  his  return  from  the  campaign  of  Blenheim,  which 
was  fought  the  next  year.  The  campaign  began  very  early, 
our  troops  marching  out  of  their  quarters  before  the  winter  was 
almost  over,  and  investing  the  city  of  Bonn,  on  the  Rhine, 
under  the  Duke's  command.  His  Grace  joined  the  army  in 
deep  grief  of  mind,  with  crape  on  his  sleeve,  and  his  house- 
hold in  mourning  ;  and  the  very  same  packet  which  brought 
the  Commander  in-Chief  over,  brought  letters  to  the  forces 
which  preceded  him,  and  one  from  his  dear  mistress  to 
Esmond,  which  interested  him  not  a  little. 

The  young  Marquis  of  Blandford,  his  Grace's  son,  who  had 
been  entered  in  King's  College  in  Cambridge  (whither  my  Lord 
Viscount  had  also  gone,  to  Trinity,  with  Mr.  Tusher  as  his 
governor),  had  been  seized  with  small-pox,  and  was  dead  at 
sixteen  years  of  age,  and  so  poor  Frank's  schemes  for  his  sister's 
advancement  were  over,  and  that  innocent  childish  passion 
nipped  in  the  birth. 

Esmond's  mistress  would  have  had  him  return,  at  least  her 
letters  hinted  as  much ;  but  in  the  presence  of  the  enemy  this 
was  impossible,  and  our  young  man  took  his  humble  share  in 
the  siege,  which  need  not  be  described  here,  and  had  the  good 
luck  to  escape  without  a  wound  of  any  sort,  and  to  drink  his 
general's  health  after  the  surrender.  He  was  in  constant 
military  duty  this  year,  and  did  not  think  of  asking  for  a  leave 
of  absence,  as  one  or  two  of  his  less  fortunate  friends  did,  who 
were  cast  away  in  that  tremendous  storm  which  happened 
towards  the  close  of  November,  that  "  which  of  late  o'er  pale 
Britannia  past"  (as  Mr.  Addison  sang  of  it),  and  in  which 
scores  of  our  greatest  ships  and  15,000  of  our  seamen  went 
down. 

They  said  that  our  Duke  was  quite  heart-broken  by  the 
calamity  which  had  befallen  his  family ;  but  his  enemies  found 
that  he  could  subdue  them,  as  well  as  master  his  grief. 
Successful  as  had  been  this  great  General's  operations  in  the 
past  year,  they  were  far  enhanced  by  the  splendour  of  his 
victory  in  the  ensuing  campaign.  His  Grace  the  Captain- 
General  went  to  England  after  Bonn,  and  our  army  fell  back 
into  Holland,  where,  in  April  1704,  his  Grace  again  found 
the  troops  embarking  from  Harwich  and  landing  at  Maes- 
land  Sluys  :  thence  his  (jrace  came  immediately  to  the  Hague, 


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where  he  received  the  foreign  ministers,  general  officers,  and 
other  people  of  quality.  The  greatest  honours  were  paid  to 
his  Grace  everywhere, — at  the  Hague,  Utrecht,  Ruremonde, 
and  Maestricht :  the  civic  authorities  coming  to  meet  his 
coaches,  salvos  of  cannon  saluting  him,  canopies  of  state 
being  erected  for  him  where  he  stopped,  and  feasts  prepared 
for  the  numerous  gentlemen  following  in  his  suite.  His  Grace 
reviewed  the  troops  of  the  States-General  between  Liege  and 
Maestricht,  and  afterwards  the  English  forces,  under  the  com- 
mand of  General  Churchill,  near  Bois-le-Duc.  Every  prepara- 
tion was  made  for  a  long  march ;  and  the  army  heard,  with  no 
small  elation,  that  it  was  the  Commander-in-Chiefs  intention 
to  carry  the  war  out  of  the  Low  Countries,  and  to  march  on 
the  Mozelle.  Before  leaving  our  camp  at  Maestricht,  we  heard 
that  the  French,  under  the  Marshal  Villeroy,  were  also  bound 
towards  the  Mozelle. 

Towards  the  end  of  May,  the  army  reached  Coblentz ;  and 
next  day,  his  Grace,  and  the  generals  accompanying  him,  went 
to  visit  the  Elector  of  Treves  at  his  Castle  of  Ehrenbreitstein, 
the  Horse  and  Dragoons  passing  the  Rhine  whilst  the  Duke 
was  entertained  at  a  grand  feast  by  the  Elector.  All  as  yet 
was  novelty,  festivity,  and  splendour, — a  brilliant  march  of  a 
great  and  glorious  army  through  a  friendly  country,  and  sure 
through  some  of  the  most  beautiful  scenes  of  nature  which  I 
ever  witnessed. 

The  Foot  and  Artillery,  following  after  the  Horse  as  quick 
as  possible,  crossed  the  Rhine  under  Ehrenbreitstein,  and  so 
to  Castel,  over  against  Mayntz,  in  which  city  his  Grace,  his 
generals,  and  his  retinue  were  received  at  the  landing-place  by 
the  Elector's  coaches,  carried  to  his  Highness's  palace  amidst 
the  thunder  of  cannon,  and  then  once  more  magnificently  enter- 
tained, (jidlingen,  in  Bavaria,  was  appointed  as  the  general 
rendezvous  of  the  army,  and  thither,  by  different  routes,  the 
whole  forces  of  English,  Dutch,  Danes,  and  German  auxili- 
aries took  their  way.  The  Foot  and  Artillery  under  General 
Churchill  passed  the  Neckar,  at  Heidelberg ;  and  Esmond  had 
an  opportunity  of  seeing  that  city  and  palace,  once  so  famous 
and  beautiful  (though  shattered  and  battered  by  the  French, 
under  Turenne,  in  the  late  war),  where  his  grandsire  had  served 
the  beautiful  and  unfortunate  ElectressT\alatine,  the  first  King 
Charles's  sister. 

At  Mindelsheim,  the  famous  Prince  of  Savoy  came  to  visit 


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our  commander,  all  of  us  crowding  eagerly  to  get  a  sight  of 
that  brilliant  and  intrepid  warrior ;  and  our  troops  were  drawn 
up  in  battalia  before  the  Prince,  who  was  pleased  to  express 
his  admiration  of  this  noble  English  army.  At  length  we 
came  in  sight  of  the  enemy  between  Dillingen  and  Lawingen, 
the  Brentz  lying  between  the  two  armies.  The  Elector,  judging 
that  Donauwort  would  be  the  point  of  his  Grace's  attack, 
sent  a  strong  detachment  of  his  best  troops  to  Count  Darcos, 
who  was  posted  at  Schellenberg,  near  that  place,  where  great 
intrenchments  were  thrown  up,  and  thousands  of  pioneers 
employed  to  strengthen  the  position. 

On  the  2nd  of  July,  his  Grace  stormed  the  post,  with  what 
success  on  our  part  need  scarce  be  told.  His  Grace  advanced 
with  six  thousand  Foot,  English  and  Dutch,  thirty  squadrons, 
and  three  regiments  of  Imperial  Cuirassiers,  the  Duke  crossing 
the  river  at  the  head  of  the  Cavalry.  Although  our  troops 
made  the  attack  with  unparalleled  courage  and  fury, — rushing 
up  to  the  very  guns  of  the  enemy,  and  being  slaughtered  before 
their  works, — we  were  driven  back  many  times,  and  should 
not  have  carried  them,  but  that  the  Imperialists  came  up 
under  the  Prince  of  Baden,  when  the  enemy  could  make  no 
head  against  us  :  we  pursued  him  into  the  trenches,  making  a 
terrible  slaughter  there,  and  into  the  very  Danube,  where  a 
great  part  of  his  troops,  following  the  example  of  their  generals. 
Count  Darcos  and  the  Elector  himself,  tried  to  save  them- 
selves by  swimming.  Our  army  entered  Donauwort,  which  the 
Bavarians  evacuated  ;  and  where  'twas  said  the  Elector  pur- 
posed to  have  given  us  a  warm  reception,  by  burning  us  in 
our  beds  ;  the  cellars  of  the  houses,  when  we  took  possession 
of  them,  being  found  stuffed  with  straw.  But  though  the  links 
were  there,  the  link-boys  had  run  away.  The  townsmen  saved 
their  houses,  and  our  General  took  possession  of  the  enemy's 
ammunition  in  the  arsenals,  his  stores,  and  magazines.  Five 
days  afterwards  a  great  "  Te  Deum "  was  sung  in  Prince 
Lewis's  army,  and  a  solemn  day  of  thanksgiving  held  in  our 
own  ;  the  Prince  of  Savoy's  compliments  coming  to  his  Grace 
the  Captain-General  during  the  day's  religious  ceremony,  and 
concluding,  as  it  were,  with  an  amen. 

And  now,  having  seen  a  great  military  march  through  a 
friendly  country ;  the  pomps  and  festivities  of  more  than  one 
German  court ;  the  severe  struggle  of  a  hotly-contested  battle, 
and  the  triumph  of  victory,  Mr.  Esmond  beheld  another  part 

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of  military  duty  :  our  troops  entering  the  enemy's  territory, 
and  putting  all  around  them  to  fire  and  sword  ;  burning  farms, 
wasted  fields,  shrieking  women,  slaughtered  sons  and  fathers, 
and  drunken  soldiery,  cursing  and  carousing  in  the  midst  of 
tears,  terror,  and  murder.  Why  does  the  stately  Muse  of 
history,  that  delights  in  describing  the  valour  of  heroes  and 
the  grandeur  of  conquest,  leave  out  these  scenes,  so  brutal, 
mean,  and  degrading,  that  yet  form  by  far  the  greater  part  of 
the  drama  of  war?  You,  gentlemen  of  England,  who  live  at 
home  at  ease,  and  compliment  yourselves  in  the  songs  of 
triumph  with  which  our  chieftains  are  bepraised, — you  pretty 
maidens,  that  come  tumbling  down  the  stairs  when  the  fife 
and  drum  call  you,  and  huzza  for  the  British  Grenadiers, — do 
you  take  account  that  these  items  go  to  make  up  the  amount 
of  the  triumph  you  admire,  and  form  part  of  the  duties  of  the 
heroes  you  fondle  ?  Our  chief,  whom  England  and  all  Europe, 
saving  only  the  Frenchmen,  worshipped  almost,  had  this  of 
the  godlike  in  him,  that  he  was  impassible  before  victory, 
before  danger,  before  defeat.  Before  the  greatest  obstacle  or 
the  most  trivial  ceremony ;  before  a  hundred  thousand  men 
drawn  in  battalia,  or  a  peasant  slaughtered  at  the  door  of  his 
burning  hovel ;  before  a  carouse  of  drunken  German  lords,  or 
a  monarch's  court,  or  a  cottage-table,  where  his  plans  were 
laid,  or  an  enemy's  battery,  vomiting  flame  and  death,  and 
strewing  corpses  round  about  him  ; — he  was  always  cold,  calm, 
resolute,  like  fate.  He  performed  a  treason  or  a  court-bow, 
he  told  a  falsehood  as  black  as  Styx,  as  easily  as  he  paid  a 
compliment  or  spoke  about  the  weather.  He  took  a  mistress, 
and  left  her  ;  he  betrayed  his  benefactor,  and  supported  him, 
or  would  have  murdered  him,  with  the  same  calmness  always, 
and  having  no  more  remorse  than  Clotho  when  she  weaves 
the  thread,  or  Lachesis  when  she  cuts  it.  In  the  hour  of 
battle  I  have  heard  the  Prince  of  Savoy's  officers  say,  the 
Prince  became  possessed  with  a  sort  of  warlike  fury ;  his  eyes 
lighted  up ;  he  rushed  hither  and  thither,  raging ;  he  shrieked 
curses  and  encouragement,  yelling  and  harking  his  bloody 
war-dogs  on,  and  himself  always  at  the  first  of  the  hunt.  Our 
Duke  was  as  calm  at  the  mouth  of  the  cannon  as  at  the  door 
of  a  drawing-room.  Perhaps  he  could  not  have  been  the 
great  man  he  was  had  he  had  a  heart  either  for  love  or 
hatred,  or  pity  or  fear,  or  regret  or  remorse.  He  achieved  the 
highest  deed  of  daring,  or  deepest  calculation  of  thought,  as  he 


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performed  the  very  meanest  action  of  which  a  man  is  capable  ; 
told  a  lie,  or  cheated  a  fond  woman,  or  robbed  a  poor  beggar 
of  a  halfpenny  with  a  like  awful  serenity  and  equal  capacity 
of  the  highest  and  lowest  acts  of  our  nature. 

His  qualities  were  pretty  well  known  in  the  army,  where 
there  were  parties  of  all  politicks,  and  of  plenty  of  shrewdness 
and  wit ;  but  there  existed  such  a  perfect  confidence  in  him, 
as  the  first  captain  of  the  world,  and  such  a  faith  and  admira- 
tion in  his  prodigious  genius  and  fortune,  that  the  very  men 
whom  he  notoriously  cheated  of  their  pay,  the  chiefs  whom  he 
used  and  injured — (for  he  used  all  men,  great  and  small,  that 
came  near  him,  as  his  instruments  alike,  and  took  something 
of  theirs,  either  some  quality  or  some  property, — the  blood  of 
a  soldier,  it  might  be,  or  a  jewelled  hat,  or  a  hundred  thousand 
crowns  from  a  king,  or  a  portion  out  of  a  starving  sentinel's 
three  farthings  ;  or  (when  he  was  young)  a  kiss  from  a  woman, 
and  the  gold  chain  off  her  neck,  taking  all  he  could  from  woman 
or  man,  and  having,  as  I  have  said,  this  of  the  godlike  in  him, 
that  he  could  see  a  hero  perish  or  a  sparrow  fall,  with  the  same 
amount  of  sympathy  for  either.  Not  that  he  had  no  tears ;  he 
could  always  order  up  this  reserve  at  the  proper  moment  to 
battle  ;  he  could  draw  upon  tears  or  smiles  alike,  and  whenever 
need  was  for  using  this  cheap  coin.  He  would  cringe  to  a 
shoeblack,  as  he  would  flatter  a  minister  or  a  monarch ;  be 
haughty,  be  humble,  threaten,  repent,  weep,  grasp  your  hand 
or  stab  you  whenever  he  saw  occasion) — But  yet  those  of  the 
army  who  knew  him  best  and  had  suffered  most  from  him, 
admired  him  most  of  all ;  and  as  he  rode  along  the  lines  to 
battle,  or  galloped  up  in  the  nick  of  time  to  a  battalion  reeling 
from  before  the  enemy's  charge  or  shot,  the  fainting  men  and 
officers  got  new  courage  as  they  saw  the  splendid  calm  of  his 
face,  and  felt  that  his  will  made  them  irresistible. 

After  the  great  victory  of  Blenheim  the  enthusiasm  of  the 
army  for  the  Duke,  even  of  his  bitterest  personal  enemies  in 
it,  amounted  to  a  sort  of  rage — nay,  the  very  officers  who 
cursed  him  in  their  hearts  were  among  the  most  frantick  to 
cheer  him.  Who  could  refuse  his  meed  of  admiration  to  such 
a  victory  and  such  a  victor  ?  Not  he  who  writes  :  a  man  may 
profess  to  be  ever  so  much  a  philosopher ;  but  he  who  fought 
on  that  day  must  feel  a  thrill  of  pride  as  he  recalls  it. 

The  French  right  was  posted  near  to  the  village  of  Blenheim, 
on  the  Danube,  where  the  Marshal  Tallard's  quarters  were ; 


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their  line  extending  through,  it  may  be,  a  league  and  a  half, 
before  Lutzingen  and  up  to  a  woody  hill,  round  the  base  of 
which,  and  acting  against  the  Prince  of  Savoy,  were  forty  of 
his  squadrons.  Here  was  a  village  that  the  Frenchmen  had 
burned,  the  wood  being,  in  fact,  a  better  shelter  and  easier  of 
guard  than  any  village. 

Before  these  two  villages  and  the  French  lines  ran  a  little 
stream,  not  more  than  two  foot  broad,  through  a  marsh  (that 
was  mostly  dried  up  from  the  heats  of  the  weather),  and  this 
stream  was  the  only  separation  between  the  two  armies — ours 
coming  up  and  ranging  themselves  in  line  of  battle  before  the 
French,  at  six  o'clock  in  the  morning  :  so  that  our  line  was 
quite  visible  to  theirs ;  and  the  whole  of  this  great  plain  was 
black  and  swarming  with  troops  for  hours  before  the  cannon- 
ading began. 

On  one  side  and  the  other  this  cannonading  lasted  many 
hours.  The  French  guns  being  in  position  in  front  of  their 
line,  and  doing  severe  damage  among  our  Horse  especially, 
and  on  our  right  wing  of  Imperialists  under  the  Prince  of 
Savoy,  who  could  neither  advance  his  artillery  nor  his  lines, 
the  ground  before  him  being  cut  up  by  ditches,  morasses,  and 
very  difficult  of  passage  for  the  guns. 

It  was  past  midday  when  the  attack  began  on  our  left, 
where  Lord  Cutts  commanded,  the  bravest  and  most  beloved 
officer  in  the  English  army.  And  now,  as  if  to  make  his 
experience  in  war  complete,  our  young  aide-de-camp  having 
seen  two  great  armies  facing  each  other  in  line  of  battle,  and 
had  the  honour  of  riding  with  orders  from  one  end  to  other 
of  the  line,  came  in  for  a  not  uncommon  accompaniment  of 
military  glory,  and  was  knocked  on  the  head,  along  with  many 
hundred  of  brave  fellows,  almost  at  the  very  commencement 
of  this  famous  day  of  Blenheim.  A  little  after  noon,  the  dis- 
position for  attack  being  completed  with  much  delay  and 
difficulty,  and  under  a  severe  fire  from  the  enemy's  guns,  that 
were  better  posted  and  more  numerous  than  ours,  a  body  of 
English  and  Hessians,  with  Major-General  Rowe  commanding 
at  the  extreme  left  of  our  line,  marched  upon  Blenheim,  ad- 
vancing with  great  gallantry,  the  Major-General  on  foot,  with 
his  officers,  at  the  head  of  the  column,  and  marching,  with  his 
hat  off,  intrepidly  in  the  face  of  the  enemy,  who  was  pouring 
in  a  tremendous  fire  from  his  guns  and  musketry,  to  which 
our  people  were  instructed  not  to  reply,  except  with  pike  and 


I   AM   Wounded  261 

bayonet  when  they  reached  the  French  pahsades.  To  these 
Rowe  walked  intrepidly,  and  struck  the  woodwork  with  his 
sword,  before  our  people  charged  it.  He  was  shot  down  at 
the  instant  with  his  colonel,  major,  and  several  officers ;  and 
our  troops  cheering  and  huzzaing,  and  coming  on,  as  they 
did,  with  immense  resolution  and  gallantry,  were  nevertheless 
stopped  by  the  murderous  fire  from  behind  the  enemy's 
defences,  and  then  attacked  in  flank  by  a  furious  charge  of 
French  Horse  which  swept  out  of  Blenheim,  and  cut  down  our 
men  in  great  numbers.  Three  fierce  and  desperate  assaults  of 
our  Foot  were  made  and  repulsed  by  the  enemy  ;  so  that  our 
columns  of  Foot  were  quite  shattered,  and  fell  back,  scrambling 
over  the  little  rivulet,  which  we  had  crossed  so  resolutely  an 
hour  before,  and  pursued  by  the  French  Cavalry,  slaughtering 
us  and  cutting  us  down. 

And  now  the  conquerors  were  met  by  a  furious  charge 
of  English  Horse  under  Esmond's  general.  General  Lumley, 
behind  whose  squadrons  the  flying  Foot  found  refuge,  and 
formed  again,  whilst  Lumley  drove  back  the  French  Horse, 
charging  up  to  the  village  of  Blenheim  and  the  palisades, 
where  Rowe  and  many  hundred  more  gallant  Englishmen 
lay  in  slaughtered  heaps.  Beyond  this  moment,  and  of  this 
famous  victory,  Mr.  Esmond  knows  nothing ;  for  a  shot 
brought  down  his  horse  and  our  young  gentleman  on  it,  who 
fell  crushed  and  stunned  under  the  animal ;  and  came  to  his 
senses  he  knows  not  how  long  after,  only  to  lose  them  again 
from  pain  and  loss  of  blood.  A  dim  sense,  as  of  people 
groaning  round  about  him,  a  wild  incoherent  thought  or  two 
for  her  who  occupied  so  much  of  his  heart  now,  and  that  here 
his  career,  and  his  hopes,  and  misfortunes  were  ended,  he  re- 
members in  the  course  of  these  hours.  When  he  woke  up  it 
was  with  a  pang  of  extreme  pain,  his  breastplate  was  taken  off, 
his  servant  was  holding  his  head  up,  the  good  and  faithful  lad 
of  Hampshire  *  was  blubbering  over  his  master,  whom  he 
found  and  had  thought  dead,  and  a  surgeon  was  probing  a 
wound  in  the  shoulder,  which  he  must  have  got  at  the  same 
moment  when  his  horse  was  shot  and  fell  over  him.  The 
battle  was  over  at  this  end  of  the  field  by  this  time  :  the 
village  was  in  possession  of  the  English,  its  brave  defenders 

*  My  mistress  before  I  went  this  campaign  sent  me  John  Lockwood 
out  of  Walcote,  who  lialh  ever  since  remained  with  me.  —  II.  1",. 


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prisoners,  or  fled,  or  drowned,  many  of  them,  in  the  neigh- 
bouring waters  of  Donau.  But  for  honest  Lockwood's  faithful 
search  after  his  master  there  had  no  doubt  been  an  end  of 
Esmond  here,  and  of  this  his  story.  The  marauders  were 
out  rifling  the  bodies  as  they  lay  on  the  field,  and  Jack  had 
brained  one  of  these  gentry  with  the  club-end  of  his  musket, 
who  had  eased  Esmond  of  his  hat  and  perriwig,  his  purse, 
and  fine  silver-mounted  pistols  which  the  Dowager  gave  him, 
and  was  fumbling  in  his  pockets  for  further  treasure,  when 
Jack  Lockwood  came  up  and  put  an  end  to  the  scoundrel's 
triumph. 

Hospitals  for  our  wounded  were  established  at  Blenheim, 
and  here  for  several  weeks  Esmond  lay  in  very  great  danger 
of  his  life  ;  the  wound  was  not  very  great  from  which  he 
suffered,  and  the  ball  extracted  by  the  surgeon  on  the  spot 
where  our  young  gentleman  received  it ;  but  a  fever  set  in 
next  day,  as  he  was  lying  in  hospital,  and  that  almost  carried 
him  away.  Jack  Lockwood  said  he  talked  in  the  wildest 
manner,  during  his  delirium  ;  that  he  called  himself  the 
Marquis  of  Esmond,  and  seizing  one  of  the  surgeon's  assistants 
who  came  to  dress  his  wounds,  swore  that  he  was  Madam 
Beatrix,  and  that  he  would  make  her  a  duchess  if  she  would 
but  say  yes.  He  was  passing  the  days  in  these  crazy  fancies, 
and  vana  somnia,  whilst  the  army  was  singing  "  Te  Deum  " 
for  the  victory,  and  those  famous  festivities  were  taking  place 
at  which  our  Duke,  now  made  a  Prince  of  the  Empire,  was 
entertained  by  the  King  of  the  Romans  and  his  nobility. 
His  Grace  went  home  by  Berlin  and  Hanover,  and  Esmond 
lost  the  festivities  which  took  place  at  those  cities,  and  which 
his  general  shared  in  company  of  the  other  general  officers 
who  travelled  with  our  great  captain.  When  he  could  move 
it  was  by  the  Duke  of  Wirtemburg's  city  of  Stuttgard  that 
he  made  his  way  homewards,  revisiting  Heidelberg  again, 
whence  he  went  to  Mannheim,  and  hence  had  a  tedious  but 
easy  water  journey  down  the  river  of  Rhine,  which  he  had 
thought  a  delightful  and  beautiful  voyage  indeed,  but  that 
his  heart  was  longing  for  home,  and  something  far  more 
beautiful  and  delightful. 

As  bright  and  welcome  as  the  eyes  almost  of  his  mistress 
shone  the  lights  of  Harwich,  as  the  packet  came  in  from 
Holland.  It  was  not  many  hours  ere  he,  Esmond,  was  in 
London,  of  that  you  may  be  sure,  and  received  with   open 


Eur  Y  DICE  263 

arms  by  the  old  Dowager  of  Chelsea,  who  vowed  in  her  jargon 
of  French  and  English,  that  he  had  the  air  fioble,  that  his 
pallor  embellished  him,  that  he  was  an  Amadis  and  deserved 
a  Gloriana ;  and,  oh  !  flames  and  darts  !  what  was  his  joy  at 
hearing  that  his  mistress  was  come  into  waiting,  and  was  now 
with  Her  Majesty  at  Kensington  !  Although  Mr.  Esmond  had 
told  Jack  Lockwood  to  get  horses  and  they  would  ride  for 
Winchester  that  night,  when  he  heard  this  news  he  counter- 
manded the  horses  at  once ;  his  business  lay  no  longer  in 
Hants ;  all  his  hope  and  desire  lay  within  a  couple  of  miles 
of  him  in  Kensington  Park  wall.  Poor  Harry  had  never 
looked  in  the  glass  before  so  eagerly  to  see  whether  he  had 
the  bel  air,  and  his  paleness  really  did  become  him  :  he  never 
took  such  pains  about  the  curl  of  his  perriwig,  and  the  taste 
of  his  embroidery  and  point-lace,  as  now,  before  Mr.  Amadis 
presented  himself  to  Madam  Gloriana.  Was  the  fire  of  the 
French  lines  half  so  murderous  as  the  killing  glances  from 
her  ladyship's  eyes  ?  Oh  !  darts  and  raptures,  how  beautiful 
were  they ! 

And  as,  before  the  blazing  sun  of  morning,  the  moon  fades 
away  in  the  sky  almost  invisible,  Esmond  thought,  with  a 
blush  perhaps,  of  another  sweet  pale  face,  sad  and  faint,  and 
fading  out  of  sight,  with  its  sweet  fond  gaze  of  affection ;  such 
a  last  look  it  seemed  to  cast  as  Eurydice  might  have  given, 
yearning  after  her  lover,  when  fate  and  Pluto  summoned  her, 
and  she  passed  away  into  the  shades. 


"  Ciloriana  at  the  HarpsicJiord' 


CHAPTER  X 


AN    OLD    STORY    ABOUT    A    FOOL    AND    A    WOMAN 


ANY  taste  for  pleasure  which  Esmond  had  (and  he  liked 
to  desipere  in  loco,  neither  more  nor  less  than  most 
young  men  of  his  age)  he  could  now  gratify,  to  the 
utmost  extent,  and  in  the  best  company  which  the  town 
afforded.  When  the  army  went  into  winter  quarters  abroad, 
those  of  the  officers  who  had  interest  or  money  easily  got 
leave  of  absence,  and  found  it  much  pleasanter  to  spend  their 
time  in  Pall  Mall  and  Hyde  Park  than  to  pass  the  winter 
away  behind  the  fortifications  of  the  dreary  old  Flanders 
towns  where  the  English  troops  were  gathered.     Yatches  and 

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Brigadier  Webb  265 

packets  passed  daily  between  the  Dutch  and  Flemish  ports 
and  Harwich  ;  the  roads  thence  to  London  and  the  great  inns 
were  crowded  with  army  gentlemen ;  the  taverns  and  ordi- 
naries of  the  town  swarmed  with  red-coats ;  and  our  great 
Duke's  levees  at  St.  James's  were  as  thronged  as  they  had 
been  at  Ghent  and  Brussels,  where  we  treated  him,  and  he 
us,  with  the  grandeur  and  ceremony  of  a  sovereign.  Though 
Esmond  had  been  appointed  to  a  lieutenantcy  in  the  Fusi- 
lier regiment,  of  which  that  celebrated  ofificer,  Brigadier  John 
Richmond  Webb,  was  colonel,  he  had  never  joined  the  regi- 
ment, nor  been  introduced  to  its  excellent  commander,  though 
they  had  made  the  same  campaign  together,  and  been  engaged 
in  the  same  battle.  But  being  aide-de-camp  to  General 
Lumley,  who  commanded  the  division  of  Horse,  and  the  army 
marching  to  its  point  of  destination  on  the  Danube  by  dif- 
rerent  routes,  Esmond  had  not  fallen  in,  as  yet,  with  his 
commander  and  future  comrades  of  the  fort ;  and  it  was  in 
London,  in  Golden  Square,  where  Major-General  Webb  lodged, 
that  Captain  Esmond  had  the  honour  of  first  paying  his  re- 
spects to  his  friend,  patron,  and  commander  of  after-days. 

Those  who  remember  this  brilliant  and  accomplished 
gentleman  may  recollect  his  character,  upon  which  he  prided 
himself,  I  think,  not  a  little,  of  being  the  handsomest  man  in 
the  army  ;  a  poet  who  writ  a  dull  copy  of  verses  upon  the  battle 
of  Oudenarde  three  years  after,  describing  Webb,  says  : — 

"To  noble  danger  Webb  conducts  the  way, 
His  great  example  all  his  troops  obey  ; 
Before  the  front  the  general  sternly  rides, 
With  such  an  air  as  Mars  to  battle  strides  : 
Propitious  Heaven  must  sure  a  hero  save, 
Like  Paris  handsome,  and  like  Hector  brave." 

Mr.  Webb  thought  these  verses  quite  as  fine  as  Mr.  Addi- 
son's on  the  Blenheim  Campaign,  and,  indeed,  to  be  Hector 
a  la  mode  de  Fans  was  a  part  of  this  gallant  gentleman's  am- 
bition. It  would  have  been  difficult  to  find  an  officer  in  the 
whole  army,  or  amongst  the  splendid  courtiers  and  cavaliers  of 
the  Maison  du  Roy,  that  fought  under  Vendosme  and  Villeroy 
in  the  army  opposed  to  ours,  who  was  a  more  accomplished 
soldier  and  perfect  gentleman,  and  either  braver  or  better-look- 
ing. And,  if  Mr.  Webb  believed  of  himself  what  the  world  said 
of  him,  and  was  deeply  convinced  of  his  own  indisputable  genius, 


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beauty,  and  valour,  who  has  a  right  to  quarrel  with  him  very 
much  ?  This  self-content  of  his  kept  him  in  general  good- 
humour,  of  which  his  friends  and  dependants  got  the  benefit. 

He  came  of  a  very  ancient  Wiltshire  family,  which  he  re- 
spected above  all  families  in  the  world  ;  he  could  prove  a  lineal 
descent  from  King  Edward  the  First,  and  his  first  ancestor, 
Roaldus  de  Richmond,  rode  by  William  the  Conqueror's  side 
on  Hastings'  field.  "  We  were  gentlemen,  Esmond,"  he  used 
to  say,  "  when  the  Churchills  were  horse-boys."  He  was  a  very 
tall  man,  standing  in  his  pumps  six  feet  three  inches  (in  his 
great  jack-boots,  with  his  tall,  fair  perriwig,  and  hat  and  feather, 
he  could  not  have  been  less  than  eight  feet  high).  "  I  am  taller 
than  Churchill,"  he  would  say,  surveying  himself  in  the  glass, 
"and  I  am  a  better-made  man  ;  and  if  the  women  won't  like 
a  man  that  hasn't  a  wart  on  his  nose,  faith,  I  can't  help  myself, 
and  Churchill  has  the  better  of  me  there."  Indeed,  he  was 
always  measuring  himself  with  the  Duke,  and  always  asking  his 
friends  to  measure  them.  And  talking  in  this  frank  way,  as 
he  would  do,  over  his  cups,  wags  would  laugh  and  encourage 
him  ;  friends  would  be  sorry  for  him  ;  schemers  and  flatterers 
would  egg  him  on,  and  tale-bearers  carry  the  stories  to  head- 
quarters, and  widen  the  difference  which  already  existed  there 
between  the  great  captain  and  one  of  the  ablest  and  bravest 
lieutenants  he  ever  had. 

His  rancour  against  the  Duke  was  so  apparent,  that  one 
saw  it  in  the  first  half-hour's  conversation  with  General  Webb ; 
and  his  lady,  who  adored  her  General,  and  thought  him  a 
hundred  times  taller,  handsomer,  and  braver  than  a  prodigal 
nature  had  made  him,  hated  the  great  Duke  with  such  an 
intensity  as  it  becomes  faithful  wives  to  feel  against  their 
husbands'  enemies.  Not  that  my  Lord  Duke  was  so  yet ;  Mr. 
Webb  had  said  a  thousand  things  against  him,  which  his  supe- 
rior had  pardoned ;  and  his  Grace,  whose  spies  were  every- 
where, had  heard  a  thousand  things  more  that  Webb  had  never 
said.  But  it  cost  this  great  man  no  pains  to  pardon ;  and  he 
passed  over  an  injury  or  a  benefit  alike  easily. 

Should  any  child  of  mine  take  the  pains  to  read  these,  his 
ancestor's  memoirs,  I  would  not  have  him  judge  of  the  great 
Duke*  by  what  a  contemporary  has  written  of  him.     No  man 

*  This  passage  in  the  Memoirs  of  Esmond  is  written  on  a  leaf  inserted 
into  the  MS.  book  and  dated  1744,  probably  after  he  had  heard  of  the 
Duchess's  death. 


The  Duke's  Levee  267 

hath  been  so  immensely  lauded  and  decried  as  this  great  states- 
man and  warrior  ;  as,  indeed,  no  man  ever  deserved  better  the 
very  greatest  praise  and  the  strongest  censure.  If  the  present 
writer  joins  with  the  latter  faction,  very  hkely  a  private  pique 
of  his  own  may  be  the  cause  of  his  ill-feeling. 

On  presenting  himself  at  the  Commander-in-ChiePs  levee, 
his  Grace  had  not  the  least  remembrance  of  General  Lumley's 
aide-de-camp,  and  though  he  knew  Esmond's  family  perfectly 
well,  having  served  with  both  lords  (my  Lord  Francis  and  the 
Viscount,  Esmond's  father)  in  Flanders,  and  in  the  Duke  of 
York's  Guard,  the  Duke  of  Marlborough,  who  was  friendly  and 
serviceable  to  the  (so-styled)  legitimate  representatives  of  the 
Viscount  Castlewood,  took  no  sort  of  notice  of  the  poor  lieu- 
tenant who  bore  their  name.  A  word  of  kindness  or  acknow- 
ledgment, or  a  single  glance  of  approbation,  might  have  changed 
Esmond's  opinion  of  the  great  man  ;  and  instead  of  a  satire, 
which  his  pen  cannot  help  writing,  who  knows  but  that  the 
humble  historian  might  have  taken  the  other  side  of  pane- 
gyrick?  We  have  but  to  change  the  point  of  view,  and  the 
greatest  action  looks  mean  ;  as  we  turn  the  perspective-glass, 
and  a  giant  appears  a  pigmy.  You  may  describe,  but  who  can 
tell  whether  your  sight  is  clear  or  not,  or  your  means  of  infor- 
mation accurate?  Had  the  great  man  said  but  a  word  of 
kindness  to  the  small  one  (as  he  would  have  stepped  out  of 
his  gilt  chariot  to  shake  hands  with  Lazarus  in  rags  and  sores, 
if  he  thought  Lazarus  could  have  been  of  any  service  to  him), 
no  doubt  Esmond  would  have  fought  for  him  with  pen  and 
sword  to  the  utmost  of  his  might ;  but  my  lord  the  lion  did 
not  want  master  mouse  at  this  moment,  and  so  Muscipulus 
went  off  and  nibbled  in  opposition. 

So  it  was,  however,  that  a  young  gentleman,  who,  in  the 
eyes  of  his  family,  and  in  his  own,  doubtless,  was  looked  upon 
as  a  consummate  hero,  found  that  the  great  hero  of  the  day  took 
no  more  notice  of  him  than  of  the  smallest  drummer  in  his 
Grace's  army.  The  Dowager  at  Chelsea  was  furious  against  this 
neglect  of  her  family,  and  had  a  great  battle  with  Lady  Marl- 
borough (as  Lady  Castlewood  insisted  on  calling  the  Duchess). 
Her  Grace  was  now  Mistress  of  the  Robes  to  Her  Majesty,  and 
one  of  the  greatest  personages  in  this  kingdom,  as  her  husband 
was  in  all  Europe,  and  the  battle  between  the  two  ladies  took 
place  in  the  Queen's  drawing-room. 

The  Duchess,  in  reply  to  my  aunt's  eager  clamour,  said 


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haughtily,  that  she  had  done  her  best  for  the  legitimate  branch 
of  the  Esmonds,  and  could  not  be  expected  to  provide  for  the 
bastard  brats  of  the  family. 

"  Bastards,"  says  the  Viscountess,  in  a  fury ;  "  there  are 
bastards  amongst  the  Churchills,  as  your  Grace  knows,  and 
the  Duke  of  Berwick  is  provided  for  well  enough." 

"  Madam,"  says  the  Duchess,  "  you  know  whose  fault  it 
is  that  there  are  no  such  dukes  in  the  Esmond  family  too, 
and  how  that  little  scheme  of  a  certain  lady  miscarried." 

Esmond's  friend,  Dick  Steele,  who  was  in  waiting  on  the 
Prince,  heard  the  controversy  between  the  ladies  at  court. 
"And  faith,"  says  Dick,  "I  think,  Harry,  thy  kinswoman  had 
the  worst  of  it." 

He  could  not  keep  the  story  quiet ;  'twas  all  over  the 
coffee-houses  ere  night;  it  was  printed  in  a  N^e2vs  Le  tier  he.{ore. 
a  month  was  over,  and  "The  Reply  of  her  Grace  the  Duchess 
of  M-rlb-r-gh  to  a  Popish  Lady  of  the  Court,  once  a  favourite 
of  the  late  K —  J-m-s,"  was  printed  in  half-a-dozen  places, 
with  a  note  stating  that  "this  Duchess,  when  the  head  of  this 
lady's  family  came  by  his  death  lately  in  a  fatal  duel,  never 
rested  until  she  got  a  pension  for  the  orphan  heir,  and  widow, 
from  Her  Majesty's  bounty."  The  squabble  did  not  advance 
poor  Esmond's  promotion  much,  and  indeed  made  him  so 
ashamed  of  himself  that  he  dared  not  show  his  face  at  the 
Commander-in-Chief's  levees  again. 

During  those  eighteen  months  which  had  passed  since 
Esmond  saw  his  dear  mistress,  her  good  father,  the  old  Dean, 
quitted  this  life,  firm  in  his  principles  to  the  very  last,  and 
enjoining  his  family  always  to  remember  that  the  Queen's 
brother.  King  James  the  Third,  was  their  rightful  sovereign. 
He  made  a  very  edifying  end,  as  his  daughter  told  Esmond, 
and,  not  a  little  to  her  surprise,  after  his  death  (for  he  had 
lived  always  very  poorly)  my  lady  found  that  her  father  had 
left  no  less  a  sum  than  _p/^3ooo  behind  him,  which  he  be- 
queathed to  her. 

With  this  little  fortune  Lady  Castlewood  was  enabled,  when 
her  daughter's  turn  at  Court  came,  to  come  to  London,  where 
she  took  a  small  genteel  house  at  Kensington  in  the  neigh- 
bourhood of  the  Court,  bringing  her  children  with  her,  and 
here  it  was  that  T'-smond  found  his  friends. 

As  for  the  young  lord,  his  University  career  had  ended 


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rather  abruptly.  Honest  Tusher,  his  governor,  had  found 
my  young  gentleman  quite  ungovernable.  My  lord  worried 
his  life  away  with  tricks ;  and  broke  out,  as  home-bred  lads 
will,  into  a  hundred  youthful  extravagances,  so  that  Dr. 
Bentley,  the  new  master  of  Trinity,  thought  fit  to  write  to  the 
Viscountess  Castlewood,  my  lord's  mother,  and  beg  her  to 
remove  the  young  nobleman  from  a  College  where  he  declined 
to  learn,  and  where  he  only  did  harm  by  his  riotous  example. 
Indeed,  I  believe  he  nearly  set  fire  to  Nevil's  Court,  that 
beautiful  new  (juadrangle  of  our  College,  which  Sir  Christopher 
Wren  had  lately  built.  He  knocked  down  a  proctor's  man 
that  wanted  to  arrest  him  in  a  midnight  prank ;  he  gave  a 
dinner-party  on  the  Prince  of  Wales's  birthday,  which  was 
within  a  fortnight  of  his  own,  and  the  twenty  young  gentlemen 
then  present  sallied  out  after  their  wine,  having  toasted  King 
James's  health  with  open  windows,  and  sung  cavalier  songs, 
and  shouted  "(iod  save  the  King!"  in  the  great  court,  so 
that  the  master  came  out  of  his  lodge  at  midnight,  and  dissi- 
pated the  riotous  assembly. 

This  was  my  lord's  crowning  freak,  and  the  Rev.  Thomas 
Tusher,  domestick  chaplain  to  the  Right  Honourable  the 
Lord  Viscount  Castlewood,  finding  his  prayers  and  sermons 
of  no  earthly  avail  to  his  lordship,  gave  up  his  duties  of 
governor ;  went  and  married  his  brewer's  widow  at  South- 
ampton, and  took  her  and  her  money  to  his  parsonage-house 
at  Castlewood. 

My  lady  could  not  be  angry  with  her  son  for  drinking 
King  James's  health,  being  herself  a  loyal  Tory,  as  all  the 
Castlewood  family  were,  and  acquiesced  with  a  sigh,  knowing, 
perhaps,  that  her  refusal  would  be  of  no  avail  to  the  young 
lord's  desire  for  a  military  life.  She  would  have  liked  him  to 
be  in  Mr.  Esmond's  regiment,  hoping  that  Harry  might  act 
as  guardian  and  adviser  to  his  wayward  young  kinsman  ;  but 
my  young  lord  would  hear  of  nothing  but  the  Guards,  and 
a  commission  was  got  for  him  in  the  Duke  of  Ormond's 
regiment ;  so  Esmond  found  my  lord  ensign  and  lieutenant 
when  he  returned  from  Germany  after  the  Blenheim  campaign. 

The  effect  produced  by  both  Lady  Castlewood's  children 
when  they  appeared  in  publick  was  extraordinary,  and  the 
whole  town  speedily  rang  with  their  fame  ;  such  a  beautiful 
couple,  it  was  declared,  never  had  been  seen ;  the  young  maid 
of  honour  was  toasted  at  every  table  and  tavern  ;  and  as  for 


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my  young  lord,  his  good  looks  were  even  more  admired 
than  his  sister's.  A  hundred  songs  were  written  about  the 
pair,  and,  as  the  fashion  of  that  day  was,  my  young  lord  was 
praised  in  these  Anacreonticks  as  warmly  as  Bathyllus.  Vou 
may  be  sure  that  he  accepted  very  complacently  the  town's 
opinion  of  him,  and  acquiesced  with  that  frankness  and  charm- 
ing good-humour  he  always  showed  in  the  idea  that  he  was 
the  prettiest  fellow  in  all  London. 

The  old  Dowager  at  Chelsea,  though  she  could  never  be 
got  to  acknowledge  that  Mistress  Beatrix  was  any  beauty 
at  all  (in  which  opinion,  as  it  may  be  imagined,  a  vast 
number  of  the  ladies  agreed  with  her),  yet,  on  the  very  first 
sight  of  young  Castlewood,  she  owned  she  fell  in  love  with 
him ;  and  Henry  Esmond,  on  his  return  to  Chelsea,  found 
himself  quite  superseded  in  her  favour  by  her  younger  kins- 
man. That  feat  of  drinking  the  King's  health  at  Cambridge 
would  have  won  her  heart,  she  said,  if  nothing  else  did. 
"How  had  the  dear  young  fellow  got  such  beauty?"  she 
asked.  "  Not  from  his  father — certainly  not  from  his  mother. 
How  had  he  come  by  such  noble  manners,  arwi  the  perfect  bel 
air?  That  countrified  Walcote  widow  could  never  have  taught 
him."  Esmond  had  his  own  opinion  about  the  countrified 
Walcote  widow,  who  had  a  quiet  grace,  and  serene  kindness, 
that  had  always  seemed  to  him  the  perfection  of  good  breed- 
ing, though  he  did  not  try  to  argue  this  point  with  his  aunt. 
But  he  could  agree  in  most  of  the  praises  which  the  enraptured 
old  Dowager  bestowed  on  my  Lord  Viscount,  than  whom  he 
never  beheld  a  more  fascinating  and  charming  gentleman. 
Castlewood  had  not  wit  so  much  as  enjoyment.  "  The  lad 
looks  good  things,"  Mr.  Steele  used  to  say  ;  "  and  his  laugh 
lights  up  a  conversation  as  much  as  ten  repartees  from  Mr. 
Congreve.  I  would  as  soon  sit  over  a  bottle  with  him  as 
with  Mr.  Addison  ;  and  rather  listen  to  his  talk  than  hear 
Nicolini.  Was  ever  man  so  gracefully  drunk  as  my  Lord 
Castlewood  ?  I  would  give  anything  to  carry  my  wine " 
(though,  indeed,  Dick  bore  his  very  kindly,  and  plenty  of 
it,  too)  "like  this  incomparable  young  man.  When  he  is 
sober  he  is  delightful  ;  and  when  tipsy,  perfectly  irresistible." 
And  referring  to  his  favourite,  Shakespeare  (who  was  quite 
out  of  fashion  until  Steele  brought  him  back  into  the  mode), 
Dick  compared  Lord  Castlewood  to  Prince  Hal,  and  was 
pleased  to  dub  Esmond  as  ancient  Pistol. 


I     RELAPSE    INTO    THE    OLD    FeVER  2/1 

The  Mistress  of  the  Robes,  the  greatest  lady  in  England 
after  the  Queen,  or  even  before  Her  Majesty,  as  the  world 
said,  though  she  never  could  be  got  to  say  a  civil  word  to 
Beatrix,  whom  she  had  promoted  to  her  place  of  maid  of 
honour,  took  her  brother  into  instant  favour.  When  young 
Castlewood,  in  his  new  uniform,  and  looking  like  a  prince 
out  of  a  fairy  tale,  went  to  pay  his  duty  to  her  Grace,  she 
looked  at  him  for  a  minute  in  silence,  the  young  man  blush- 
ing and  in  confusion  before  her,  then  fairly  burst  out  a-crying, 
and  kissed  him  before  her  daughters  and  company.  "  He 
was  my  boy's  friend,"  she  said,  through  her  sobs.  "My 
Blandford  might  have  been  like  him."  And  everybody  saw, 
after  this  mark  of  the  Duchess's  favour,  that  my  young 
lord's  promotion  was  secure,  and  people  crowded  round  the 
favourite's  favourite,  who  became  vainer  and  gayer,  and  more 
good-humoured  than  ever. 

Meanwhile  Madam  Beatrix  was  making  her  conquests  on 
her  own  side,  and  amongst  them  was  one  j)oor  gentleman 
who  had  been  shot  by  her  young  eyes  two  years  before, 
and  had  never  been  quite  cured  of  that  wound ;  he  knew, 
to  be  sure,  how  hopeless  any  passion  might  be,  directed 
in  that  quarter,  and  had  taken  that  best,  though  ignoble, 
remedium  amoris,  a  speedy  retreat  from  before  the  charmer, 
and  a  long  absence  from  her  ;  and  not  being  dangerously 
smitten  in  the  first  instance,  Esmond  pretty  soon  got  the 
better  of  his  complaint,  and  if  he  had  it  still,  did  not  know 
he  had  it,  and  bore  it  easily.  But  when  he  returned  after 
Blenheim,  the  young  lady  of  sixteen,  who  had  appeared  the 
most  beautiful  object  his  eyes  had  ever  looked  on  two  years 
back,  was  now  advanced  to  a  perfect  ripeness  and  perfection 
of  beauty  such  as  instantly  enthralled  the  poor  devil,  who 
had  already  been  a  fugitive  from  her  charms.  Then  he  had 
seen  her  but  for  two  days,  and  fled  ;  now  he  beheld  her 
day  after  day,  and  when  she  was  at  court,  watched  after 
her ;  when  she  was  at  home,  made  one  of  the  family  party ; 
when  she  went  abroad,  rode  after  her  mother's  chariot  ; 
when  she  appeared  in  publick  places,  was  in  the  box  near 
her,  or  in  the  pit  looking  at  her ;  when  she  went  to  church, 
was  sure  to  be  there,  though  he  might  not  listen  to  the 
sermon,  and  be  ready  to  hand  her  to  her  chair  if  she  deigned 
to  accept  of  his  services,  and  select  him  from  a  score  of  young 
men  who  were  always  hanging  round  about  her.     When  she 


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went  away,  accompanying  Her  Majesty  to  Hampton  Court, 
a  darkness  fell  over  London.  Gods,  what  nights  has  Esmond 
passed,  thinking  of  her,  rhyming  about  her,  talking  about  her  ! 


And  be  ready  to  hand  her  to  her  chair  if  she  deigned  to  accept 
of  his  sen'ices 


His  friend  Dick  Steele  was  at  this  time  courting  the  young 
lady,  Mrs.  Scurlock,  whom  he  married  ;  she  had  a  lodging 
in  Kensington  Stjuare,  hard  by  my  Lady  Castlewood's  house 


Abject  Prostration  273 

there.  Dick  and  Harry,  being  on  the  same  errand,  used  to 
meet  constantly  at  Kensington.  They  were  always  prowling 
about  that  place,  or  dismally  walking  thence,  or  eagerly  run- 
ning thither.  They  emptied  scores  of  bottles  at  the  King's 
Arms,  each  man  prating  of  his  love,  and  allowing  the  other 
to  talk  on  condition  that  he  might  have  his  own  turn  as  a 
listener.  Hence  arose  an  intimacy  between  them,  though 
to  all  the  rest  of  their  friends  they  must  have  been  insuffer- 
able. Esmond's  verses  to  "Gloriana  at  the  Harpsichord," 
to  "Gloriana's  Nosegay,"  to  "Gloriana  at  Court,"  appeared 
this  year  in  the  Observator.  Have  }  ou  never  read  them  ? 
They  were  thought  pretty  poems,  and  attributed  by  some 
to  Air.  Prior. 

This  passion  did  not  escape — how  should  it? — the  clear 
eyes  of  Esmond's  mistress  :  he  told  her  all ;  what  will  a  man 
not  do  w'hen  frantick  with  love?  To  what  baseness  will  he 
not  demean  himself?  What  pangs  will  he  not  make  others 
suffer,  so  that  he  may  ease  his  selfish  heart  of  a  part  of  its  own 
pain  ?  Day  after  day  he  would  seek  his  dear  mistress,  pour 
insane  hopes,  supplications,  rhapsodies,  raptures,  into  her  ear. 
She  listened,  smiled,  consoled,  with  untiring  pity  and  sweetness. 
Esmond  was  the  eldest  of  her  children,  so  she  was  pleased  to 
say ;  and  as  for  her  kindness,  whoever  had  or  would  look  for 
aught  else  from  one  who  was  an  angel  of  goodness  and  pity  ? 
After  what  has  been  said,  'tis  needless  almost  to  add  that 
poor  Esmond's  suit  was  unsuccessful.  What  was  a  nameless, 
penniless  lieutenant  to  do,  when  some  of  the  greatest  in  the 
land  were  in  the  field?  Esmond  never  so  much  as  thought 
of  asking  permission  to  hope  so  far  above  his  reach  as  he 
knew  this  prize  was — and  passed  his  foolish,  useless  life  in 
mere  abject  sighs  and  impotent  longing.  What  nights  of  rage, 
what  days  of  torment,  of  passionate  unfulfilled  desire,  of  sicken- 
ing jealousy,  can  he  recall !  Beatrix  thought  no  more  of  him 
than  of  the  lacquey  that  followed  her  chair.  His  complaints 
did  not  touch  her  in  the  least;  his  raptures  rather  fatigued 
her ;  she  cared  for  his  verses  no  more  than  for  Dan  Chaucer's, 
who's  dead  these  ever  so  many  hundred  years ;  she  did  not 
hate  him  :  she  rather  despised  him,  and  just  suffered  him. 

One  day,  after  talking  to  Beatrix's  mother,  his  dear,  fond, 
constant  mistress — for  hours — for  all  day  long — pouring  out 
his  fiame  and  his  passion,  his  despair  and  rage,  returning 
again  and  again  to  the  theme,  pacing  the  room,  tearing  up  the 

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flowers  on  the  table,  twisting  and  breaking  into  bits  the  wax 
out  of  the  stand-dish,  and  performing  a  hundred  mad  freaks 
of  passionate  folly ;  seeing  his  mistress  at  last  quite  pale  and 
tired  out  with  sheer  weariness  of  compassion,  and  watching 
over  his  fever  for  the  hundredth  time,  Esmond  seized  up  his 
hat,  and  took  his  leave.  As  he  got  into  Kensington  Square,  a 
sense  of  remorse  came  over  him  for  the  wearisome  pain  he 
had  been  inflicting  upon  the  dearest  and  kindest  friend  ever 
man  had.  He  went  back  to  the  house,  where  the  servant 
still  stood  at  the  open  door,  ran  up  the  stairs,  and  found  his 
mistress  where  he  had  left  her  in  the  embrasure  of  the  window, 
looking  over  the  fields  towards  Chelsea.  She  laughed,  wiping 
away  at  the  same  time  the  tears  which  were  in  her  kind  eyes  ; 
he  flung  himself  down  on  his  knees,  and  buried  his  head  in 
her  lap.  She  had  in  her  hand  the  stalk  of  one  of  the  flowers, 
a  pink,  that  he  had  torn  to  pieces.  "  Oh  !  pardon  me,  pardon 
me,  my  dearest  and  kindest,"  he  said ;  "  I  am  in  hell,  and  you 
are  the  angel  that  brings  me  a  drop  of  water." 

"  I  am  your  mother,  you  are  my  son,  and  I  love  you 
always,"  she  said,  folding  her  hands  over  him ;  and  he  went 
away  comforted  and  humbled  in  mind  as  he  thought  of  that 
amazing  and  constant  love  and  tenderness  with  which  this 
sweet  lady  ever  blessed  and  pursued  him. 


Dick,  after  reading  of  the  verses,  was  fain  to  go  off 


CHAPTER  XI 


THE    FAMOUS    MR.    JOSEPH    ADDISON 


THE  gentlemen-ushers  had  a  table  at  Kensington,  and 
the  guard  a  very  splendid  dinner  daily  at  St.  James's, 
at  either  of  which  ordinaries  Esmond  was  free  to  dine. 
Dick  Steele  liked  the  guard-table  better  than  his  own  at  the 
gentlemen-ushers',  where  there  was  less  wine  and  more  cere- 
mony ;  and  Esmond  had  many  a  jolly  afternoon  in  company 
of  his  friend,  and  a  hundred  times  at  least  saw  Dick  into  his 
chair.  If  there  is  verity  in  wine,  according  to  the  old  adage, 
what  an  amiable-natured  character  Dick's  must  have  been  ! 
In  proportion  as  he  took  in  wine  he  overflowed  with  kindness. 
His  talk  was  not  witty  so  much  as  charming.      He  never  said 

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276      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

a  word  that  could  anger  anybody,  and  only  became  the  more 
benevolent  the  more  tipsy  he  grew.  Many  of  the  wags  derided 
the  poor  fellow  in  his  cups,  and  chose  him  as  a  butt  for  their 
satire ;  but  there  was  a  kindness  about  him,  and  a  sweet  play- 
ful fancy,  that  seemed  to  Esmond  far  more  charming  than 
the  pointed  talk  of  the  brightest  wits,  with  their  elaborate 
repartees  and  affected  severities.  I  think  Steele  shone  rather 
than  sparkled.  Those  famous  beaux-esprits  of  the  coffee-houses 
(Mr.  William  Congreve,  for  instance,  when  his  gout  and  his 
grandeur  permitted  him  to  come  among  us)  would  make  many 
brilliant  hits — half-a-dozen  in  a  night  sometimes — but,  like 
sharp-shooters,  when  they  had  fired  their  shot,  they  were 
obliged  to  retire  under  cover,  till  their  pieces  were  loaded 
again,  and  wait  till  they  got  another  chance  at  their  enemy ; 
whereas  Dick  never  thought  that  his  bottle-companion  was 
a  butt  to  aim  at — only  a  friend  to  shake  by  the  hand.  The 
poor  fellow  had  half  the  town  in  his  confidence  ;  everybody 
knew  everything  about  his  loves  and  his  debts,  his  creditors 
or  his  mistress's  obduracy.  When  Esmond  first  came  on  to  the 
town  honest  Dick  was  all  flames  and  raptures  for  a  young  lady, 
a  West  India  fortune,  whom  he  married.  In  a  couple  of  years 
the  lady  was  dead,  the  fortune  was  all  but  spent,  and  the  honest 
widower  was  as  eager  in  pursuit  of  a  new  paragon  of  beauty  as 
if  he  had  never  courted  and  married  and  buried  the  last  one. 

Quitting  the  guard-table  on  one  sunny  afternoon,  when  by 
chance  Dick  had  a  sober  fit  upon  him,  he  and  his  friend  were 
making  their  way  down  Oermain  Street,  and  Dick  all  of  a 
sudden  left  his  companion's  arm,  and  ran  after  a  gentleman, 
who  was  poring  over  a  folio  volume  at  the  bookshop  near  to 
St.  James's  Church.  He  was  a  fair,  tall  man,  in  a  snuff-coloured 
suit,  with  a  plain  sword,  very  sober  and  almost  shabby  in 
appearance, — at  least,  when  compared  to  Captain  Steele,  who 
loved  to  adorn  his  jolly  round  person  with  the  finest  of  clothes, 
and  shone  in  scarlet  and  gold  lace.  The  Captain  rushed  up, 
then,  to  the  student  of  the  bookstall,  took  him  in  his  arms, 
hugged  him,  and  would  have  kissed  him, — for  Dick  was  always 
hugging  and  bussing  his  friends, — but  the  other  stepped  back 
with  a  flush  on  his  pale  face,  seeming  to  decline  this  publick 
manifestation  of  Steele's  regard. 

"My  dearest  Joe,  v/here  hast  thou  hidden  thyself  this  age?" 
cries  the  Captain,  still  holding  both  his  friend's  hands;  "I  have 
been  languishing  for  thee  this  fortnight." 


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"A  fortnight  is  not  an  age,  Dick,"  says  the  other,  very 
good-humouredly.  (He  had  light-blue  eyes,  extraordinary 
bright,  and  a  face  perfectly  regular  and  handsome,  like  a  tinted 
statue.) 

"  And  I  have  been  hiding  myself, — where  do  you  think  ?  " 

"  What !  not  across  the  water,  my  dear  Joe  ?  "  says  Steele, 
with  a  look  of  great  alarm:  "thou  knowest  I  have  always " 

"  No,"  says  his  friend,  interrupting  him  with  a  smile  :  "  we 
are  not  come  to  such  straits  as  that,  Dick.  I  have  been  hiding, 
sir,  at  a  place  where  people  never  think  of  finding  you, — at  my 
own  lodgings,  whither  I  am  going  to  smoke  a  pipe  now  and 
drink  a  glass  of  sack ;  will  your  honour  come  ?  " 

"  Harry  Esmond,  come  hither,"  cries  out  Dick.  "  Thou 
hast  heard  me  talk  over  and  over  again  of  my  dearest  Joe,  my 
guardian  angel." 

"Indeed,"  says  Mr.  Esmond,  with  a  bow,  "it  is  not  from 
you  only  that  I  have  learnt  to  admire  Mr.  Addison.  We  loved 
good  poetry  at  Cambridge,  as  well  as  at  Oxford ;  and  I  have 
some  of  yours  by  heart,  though  I  have  put  on  a  red  coat.  .  .  . 
'  O,  qui  canoro  blandius  Orpheo  vocale  ducis  carmen  ; '  shall  I 
go  on,  sir?"  says  Mr.  Esmond,  who  indeed  had  read  and  loved 
the  charming  Latin  poems  of  Mr.  Addison,  as  every  scholar  of 
that  time  knew  and  admired  them. 

"This  is  Captain  Esmond,  who  was  at  Blenheim,"  says 
Steele. 

"  Lieutenant  Esmond,"  says  the  other,  with  a  low  bow ; 
"at  Mr.  Addison's  service." 

"I  have  heard  of  you,"  says  Mr.  Addison,  with  a  smile; 
as,  indeed,  everybody  about  town  had  heard  that  unlucky  story 
about  Esmond's  dowager  aunt  and  the  Duchess. 

"We  were  going  to  the  George,  to  take  a  bottle  before  the 
play,"  says  Steele  ;  "  wilt  thou  be  one,  Joe  ?  " 

Mr.  Addison  said  his  own  lodgings  were  hard  by,  where 
he  was  still  rich  enough  to  give  a  good  bottle  of  wine  to  his 
friends  ;  and  invited  the  two  gentlemen  to  his  apartment  in  the 
Haymarket,  whither  we  accordingly  went. 

"I  shall  get  credit  with  my  landlady,"  says  he,  with  a  smile, 
"  when  she  sees  two  such  fine  gentlemen  as  you  come  up  my 
stair."  And  he  politely  made  his  visitors  welcome  to  his  apart- 
ment, which  was  indeed  but  a  shabby  one,  though  no  grandee 
of  the  land  could  receive  his  guests  with  a  more  perfect  and 
courtly  grace  than  this  gentleman.     A  frugal  dinner,  consisting 


278      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

of  a  slice  of  meat  and  a  penny  loaf,  was  awaiting  the  owner  of 
the  lodgings.  "  My  wine  is  better  than  my  meat,"  says  Mr, 
Addison;  "my  Lord  Halifax  sent  me  the  Burgundy."  And  he 
set  a  bottle  and  glasses  before  his  friends,  and  ate  his  simple 
dinner  in  a  very  few  minutes ;  after  which  the  three  fell  to,  and 
began  to  drink.  "You  see,"  says  Mr.  Addison,  pointing  to  his 
writing-table,  whereon  was  a  map  of  the  action  at  Hochstedt, 
and  several  other  gazettes  and  pamphlets  relating  to  the  battle, 
"that  I,  too,  am  busy  about  your  affairs,  Captain.  I  am  engaged 
as  a  poetical  gazetteer,  to  say  truth,  and  am  writing  a  poem  on 
the  campaign." 

So  Esmond,  at  the  request  of  his  host,  told  him  what  he 
knew  about  the  famous  battle,  drew  the  river  on  the  table, 
aliquo  mero,  and  with  the  aid  of  some  bits  of  tobacco-pipe, 
showed  the  advance  of  the  left  wing,  where  he  had  been 
engaged. 

A  sheet  or  two  of  the  verses  lay  already  on  the  table  beside 
our  bottles  and  glasses,  and  Dick  having  plentifully  refreshed 
himself  from  the  latter,  took  up  the  pages  of  manuscript,  writ 
out  with  scarce  a  blot  or  correction,  in  the  author's  slim,  neat 
handwriting,  and  began  to  read  therefrom  with  great  emphasis 
and  volubility.  At  pauses  of  the  verse  the  enthusiastick  reader 
stopped  and  fired  off  a  great  salvo  of  applause. 

Esmond  smiled  at  the  enthusiasm  of  Addison's  friend. 
"You  are  like  the  German  Burghers,"  says  he,  "and  the 
Princes  on  the  Moselle ;  when  our  army  came  to  a  halt,  they 
always  sent  a  deputation  to  compliment  the  chief,  and  fired  a 
salute  with  all  their  artillery  from  their  walls." 

"  And  drunk  the  great  chiefs  health  afterward,  did  not 
they?"  says  Captain  Steele,  gaily  filling  up  a  bumper; — he 
never  was  tardy  at  that  sort  of  acknowledgment  of  a  friend's 
merit. 

"And  the  Duke,  since  you  will  have  me  act  his  Grace's 
part,"  says  Mr.  Addison,  with  a  smile  and  something  of  a 
blush,  "pledged  his  friends  in  return.  Most  serene  Elector 
of  Covent  Garden,  I  drink  to  your  Highness's  health,"  and  he 
filled  himself  a  glass.  Joseph  required  scarce  more  pressing 
than  Dick  to  that  sort  of  amusement ;  but  the  wine  never 
seemed  at  all  to  fluster  Mr.  Addison's  brains ;  it  only  unloosed 
his  tongue,  whereas  Captain  Steele's  head  and  speech  were 
quite  overcome  by  a  single  bottle. 

No  matter  what  the  verses  were,  and,  to  say  truth,  Mr. 


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Esmond  found  some  of  them  more  than  indifferent,  Dick's 
enthusiasm  for  his  chief  never  faltered,  and  in  every  line  from 
Addison's  pen  Steele  found  a  master-stroke.  By  the  time 
Dick  had  come  to  that  part  of  the  poem  wherein  the  bard 
describes  as  blandly  as  though  he  were  recording  a  dance  at 
the  opera,  or  a  harmless  bout  of  bucolick  cudgelling  at  a 
village  fair,  that  bloody  and  ruthless  part  of  our  campaign, 
with  the  remembrance  whereof  every  soldier  who  bore  a  part 
in  it  must  sicken  with  shame, — when  we  were  ordered  to 
ravage  and  lay  waste  the  Elector's  country ;  and  with  fire  and 
murder,  slaughter  and  crime,  a  great  part  of  his  dominions 
was  overrun ; — when  Dick  came  to  the  lines  : — 

"  In  vengeance  roused  the  soldier  fills  his  hand 
With  sword  and  fire,  and  ravages  the  land. 
In  crackhng  flames  a  thousand  harvests  burn, 
A  thousand  villages  to  ashes  turn. 
To  the  thick  woods  the  woolly  flocks  retreat, 
And  mixed  with  bellowing  herds  confusedly  bleat. 
Their  trembling  lords  the  common  shade  partake, 
And  cries  of  infants  sound  in  every  brake. 
The  listening  soldier  fixed  in  sorrow  stands, 
Loth  to  obey  his  leader's  just  commands. 
The  leader  grieves,  by  generous  pity  swayed, 
To  see  his  just  commands  so  well  obeyed  ;" — 

by  this  time  wine  and  friendship  had  brought  poor  Dick  to  a 
perfectly  maudlin  state,  and  he  hiccupped  out  the  last  line 
with  a  tenderness  that  set  one  of  his  auditors  a-laughing. 

"  I  admire  the  license  of  you  poets,"  says  Esmond  to  Mr. 
Addison.  (Dick,  after  reading  of  the  verses,  was  fain  to  go 
off,  insisting  on  kissing  his  two  dear  friends  before  his  depar- 
ture, and  reeling  away  with  his  perriwig  over  his  eyes.)  "I 
admire  your  art :  the  murder  of  the  campaign  is  done  to 
military  musick,  like  a  battle  at  the  opera,  and  the  virgins 
shriek  in  harmony  as  our  victorious  grenadiers  march  into 
their  villages.  Do  you  know  what  a  scene  it  was  ? " — (by  this 
time,  perhaps,  the  wine  had  warmed  Mr.  Esmond's  head  too) — 
"what  a  triumph  you  are  celebrating?  what  scenes  of  shame 
and  horror  were  enacted,  over  which  the  commander's  genius 
presided,  as  calm  as  though  he  didn't  belong  to  our  sphere  } 
You  talk  of  the  '  listening  soldier  fixed  in  sorrow,'  the  '  leader's 
grief  swayed  by  generous  pity  ; '  to  my  belief  the  leader  cared 
no  more  for  bleating  flocks  than  he  did  for  infants'  cries,  and 


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many  of  our  ruffians  butchered  one  or  the  other  with  equal 
alacrity.  I  was  ashamed  of  my  trade  when  I  saw  those 
horrors  perpetrated,  which  came  under  every  man's  eyes. 
You  hew  out  of  your  polished  verses  a  stately  image  of 
smiling  victory  ;  I  tell  you  'tis  an  uncouth,  distorted,  savage 
idol;  hideous,  bloody,  and  barbarous.  The  rites  performed 
before  it  are  shocking  to  think  of.  You  great  poets  should 
show  it  as  it  is — ugly  and  horrible,  not  beautiful  and  serene. 

0  sir  !  had  you  made  the  campaign,  believe  me,  you  never 
would  have  sung  it  so." 

During  this  little  outbreak,  Mr.  Addison  was  listening, 
smoking  out  of  his  long  pipe,  and  smiling  very  placidly. 
"  What  would  you  have  ?  "  says  he.  "  In  our  polished  days, 
and  according  to  the  rules  of  art,  'tis  impossible  that  the 
Muse  should  depict  tortures  or  begrime  her  hands  with  the 
horrors  of  war.  These  are  indicated  rather  than  described ; 
as  in  the  Greek  tragedies,  that,  I  dare  say,  you  have  read 
(and  sure  there  can  be  no  more  elegant  specimens  of  com- 
position), Agamemnon  is  slain,  or  Medea's  children  destroyed, 
away  from  the  scene ; — the  chorus  occupying  the  stage  and 
singing  of  the  action  to  pathetick  musick.     Something  of  this 

1  attempt,  my  dear  sir,  in  my  humble  way  :  'tis  a  panegyrick 
I  mean  to  write,  and  not  a  satire.  Were  I  to  sing  as  you 
would  have  me,  the  town  would  tear  the  poet  in  pieces,  and 
burn  his  book  by  the  hands  of  the  common  hangman.  Do 
you  not  use  tobacco?  Of  all  the  weeds  grown  on  earth,  sure 
the  nicotian  is  the  most  soothing  and  salutary.  We  must 
paint  our  great  Duke,"  Mr.  Addison  went  on,  "  not  as  a  man, 
which  no  doubt  he  is,  with  weaknesses  like  the  rest  of  us,  but 
as  a  hero.  'Tis  in  a  triumph,  not  a  battle,  that  your  humble 
servant  is  riding  his  sleek  Pegasus.  We  college-poets  trot, 
you  know,  on  very  easy  nags ;  it  hath  been,  time  out  of  mind, 
part  of  the  poet's  profession  to  celebrate  the  actions  of  heroes 
in  verse,  and  to  sing  the  deeds  which  you  men  of  war  perform. 
I  must  follow  the  rules  of  my  art,  and  the  composition  of  such 
a  strain  as  this  must  be  harmonious  and  majcstick,  not  familiar, 
or  too  near  the  vulgar  truth.  .SY  paii'a  licet :  if  Virgil  could 
invoke  the  divine  Augustus,  a  humbler  poet  from  the  banks 
of  the  I  sis  may  celebrate  a  victory  and  a  conqueror  of  our 
own  nation,  in  whose  triumphs  every  Briton  has  a  share,  and 
whose  glory  and  genius  contributes  to  every  citizen's  indivi- 
dual honour.     When  hath  there  been,  since  our  Henrys'  and 


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Edwards'  days,  such  a  great  feat  of  arms  as  that  from  which 
you  yourself  have  brought  away  marks  of  distinction.  If  'tis 
in  my  power  to  sing  that  song  worthily,  I  will  do  so,  and  be 
thankful  to  my  Muse.  If  I  fail  as  a  poet,  as  a  Briton  at  least 
I  will  show  my  loyalty,  and  fling  up  my  cap  and  huzzah  for 
the  conqueror  : — 

"  '  Rheni  pacator  et  Istri 
Omnis  in  hoc  uno  variis  discordia  cessit 
Ordinibus  ;  Icetatur  eques,  plauditque  senator, 
Votaque  patricio  certant  plebeia  favori.'  " 

"  There  were  as  brave  men  on  that  field,"  says  Mr.  Esmond 
(who  never  could  be  made  to  love  the  Duke  of  Marlborough, 
nor  to  forget  those  stories  which  he  used  to  hear  in  his  youth 
regarding  that  great  chief's  selfishness  and  treachery),  "  there 
were  men  at  Blenheim  as  good  as  the  leader,  whom  neither 
knights  nor  senators  applauded,  nor  voices  plebeian  or  patrician 
favoured,  and  who  lie  there  forgotten,  under  the  clods.  What 
poet  is  there  to  sing  them  ?  " 

"  To  sing  the  gallant  souls  of  heroes  sent  to  Hades  !  "  says 
Mr.  Addison,  with  a  smile.  "  Would  you  celebrate  them  all  ? 
If  I  may  venture  to  question  anything  in  such  an  admirable 
work,  the  catalogue  of  the  ships  in  Homer  hath  always  ap- 
peared to  me  as  somewhat  wearisome  ;  what  had  the  poem 
been,  supposing  the  writer  had  chronicled  the  names  of  cap- 
tains, lieutenants,  rank  and  file  ?  One  of  the  greatest  of  a  great 
man's  qualities  is  success  ;  'tis  the  result  of  all  the  others  ;  'tis 
a  latent  power  in  him  which  compels  the  favour  of  the  gods, 
and  subjugates  fortune.  Of  all  his  gifts  I  admire  that  one  in 
the  great  Marlborough.  To  be  brave?  every  man  is  brave. 
But  in  being  victorious,  as  he  is,  I  fancy  there  is  something 
divine.  In  presence  of  the  occasion,  the  great  soul  of  the 
leader  shines  out,  and  the  god  is  confessed.  Death  itself  re- 
spects him,  and  passes  by  him  to  lay  others  low.  War  and 
carnage  flee  before  him  to  ravage  other  parts  of  the  field,  as 
Hector  from  before  the  divine  Achilles.  You  say  he  hath  no 
pity ;  no  more  have  the  gods,  who  are  above  it,  and  super- 
human. The  fainting  battle  gathers  strength  at  his  aspect ; 
and  wherever  he  rides,  victory  charges  with  him." 

A  couple  of  days  after,  when  Mr.  Esmond  revisited  his 
poetick  friend,  he  found  this  thought,  struck  out  in  the  fervour 
of  conversation,  improved  and  shaped  into  those  famous  lines, 


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which  are  in  truth  the  noblest  in  the  poem  of  the  "  Campaign." 
As  the  two  gentlemen  sat  engaged  in  talk,  Mr.  Addison  solacing 
himself  with  his  customary  pipe,  the  little  maid-servant  that 
waited  on  his  lodging  came  up,  preceding  a  gentleman  in  fine 
laced  clothes,  that  had  evidently  been  figuring  at  Court  or  a 
great  man's  levee.  The  courtier  coughed  a  little  at  the  smoke 
of  the  pipe,  and  looked  round  the  room  curiously,  which  was 
shabby  enough,  as  was  the  owner  in  his  worn  snuff-coloured 
suit  and  plain  tie-wig. 

"  How  goes  on  the  magtium  opus,  Mr.  Addison?"  says  the 
Court  gentleman  on  looking  down  at  the  papers  that  were  on 
the  table. 

"We  were  but  now  over  it,"  says  Addison  (the  greatest 
courtier  in  the  land  could  not  have  a  more  splendid  politeness, 
or  greater  dignity  of  manner) ;  "  here  is  the  plan,"  says  he,  "  on 
the  table :  hac  ibat  Sittwis,  here  ran  the  little  river  Nebel,  hie 
est  Sigeia  tellus,  here  are  Tallard's  quarters,  at  the  bowl  of  this 
pipe,  at  the  attack  of  which  Captain  Esmond  was  present. 
I  have  the  honour  to  introduce  him  to  Mr.  Boyle ;  and  Mr. 
Esmond  was  but  now  depicting  aliquo  prcclia  mixta  mcro,  when 
you  came  in."  In  truth,  the  two  gentlemen  had  been  so  en- 
gaged when  the  visitor  arrived,  and  Addison  in  his  smiling  way, 
speaking  of  Mr.  Webb,  Colonel  of  Esmond's  regiment  (who 
commanded  a  brigade  in  the  action,  and  greatly  distinguished 
himself  there),  was  lamenting  that  he  could  find  never  a  suit- 
able rhyme  for  Webb,  otherwise  the  brigadier  should  have  had 
a  place  in  the  poet's  verses.  "  And  for  you,  you  are  but  a 
lieutenant,"  says  Addison,  "and  the  Muse  can't  occupy  herself 
with  any  gentleman  under  the  rank  of  a  field-officer." 

Mr.  Boyle  was  all  impatient  to  hear,  saying  that  my  Lord 
Treasurer  and  my  Lord  Halifax  were  equally  anxious ;  and 
Addison,  blushing,  began  reading  of  his  verses,  and,  I  suspect, 
knew  their  weak  parts  as  well  as  the  most  critical  hearer. 
When  he  came  to  the  lines  describing  the  angel,  that 

"  Inspired  repulsed  battalions  to  engage, 
And  taught  the  doubtful  battle  where  to  rage," 

he  read  with  great  animation,  looking  at  Esinond,  as  much  as 
to  say,  "  You  know  where  that  simile  came  from — from  our 
talk,  and  our  bottle  of  Burgundy,  the  other  day." 

The  poet's  two  hearers  were  caught  with  enthusiasm,  and 


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applauded  the  verses  with  all  their  might.  The  gentleman  of 
the  Court  sprang  up  in  great  delight.  "  Not  a  word  more, 
my  dear  sir,"  says  he.  "  Trust  me  with  the  papers — I'll  defend 
them  with  my  life.  Let  me  read  them  over  to  my  Lord 
Treasurer,  whom  I  am  appointed  to  see  in  half-an-hour.  I 
venture  to  promise,  the  verses  shall  lose  nothing  by  my  reading, 
and  then,  sir,  we  shall  see  whether  Lord  Halifax  has  a  right  to 
complain  that  his  friend's  pension  is  no  longer  paid."  And 
without  more  ado,  the  courtier  in  lace  seized  the  manuscript 
pages,  placed  them  in  his  breast  with  his  ruffled  hand  over  his 
heart,  executed  a  most  gracious  wave  of  the  hat  with  the  dis- 
engaged hand,  and  smiled  and  bowed  out  of  the  room,  leaving 
an  odour  of  pomander  behind  him. 

"  Does  not  the  chamber  look  quite  dark,"  says  Addison, 
surveying  it,  "after  the  glorious  appearance  and  disappearance 
of  that  gracious  messenger?  Why,  he  illuminated  the  whole 
room.  Your  scarlet,  Mr.  Esmond,  will  bear  any  light ;  but 
this  threadbare  old  coat  of  mine,  how  very  worn  it  looked 
under  the  glare  of  that  splendour !  I  wonder  whether  they 
will  do  anything  for  me,"  he  continued.  "When  I  came  out 
of  Oxford  into  the  world,  my  patrons  promised  me  great  things  ; 
and  you  see  where  their  promises  have  landed  me,  in  a  lodging 
up  two  pair  of  stairs,  with  a  sixpenny  dinner  from  the  cook's 
shop.  Well,  I  suppose  this  promise  will  go  after  the  others, 
and  fortune  will  jilt  me,  as  the  jade  has  been  doing  any  time 
these  seven  years.  'I  puff  the  prostitute  away,'"  says  he, 
smiling,  and  blowing  a  cloud  out  of  his  pipe.  "There  is  no 
hardship  in  poverty,  Esmond,  that  is  not  bearable ;  no  hard- 
ship even  in  honest  dependence  that  an  honest  man  may  not 
put  up  with.  I  came  out  of  the  lap  of  Alma-Mater,  puffed  up 
with  her  praises  of  me,  and  thinking  to  make  a  figure  in  the 
world  with  the  parts  and  learning  which  had  got  me  no  small 
name  in  our  College.  The  world  is  the  ocean,  and  Isis  and 
Charwell  are  but  little  drops,  of  which  the  sea  takes  no  account. 
My  reputation  ended  a  mile  beyond  Maudlin  Tower ;  no  one 
took  note  of  me  ;  and  I  learned  this,  at  least,  to  bear  up 
against  evil  fortune  with  a  cheerful  heart.  Friend  Dick  hath 
made  a  figure  in  the  world,  and  has  passed  me  in  the  race  long 
ago.  What  matters  a  little  name  or  a  little  fortune  ?  There 
is  no  fortune  that  a  philosopher  cannot  endure.  I  have  been 
not  unknown  as  a  scholar,  and  yet  forced  to  live  by  turning 
bear-leader,  and  teaching  a  boy  to  spell.     What  then  ?     The 


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life  was  not  pleasant,  but  possible — the  bear  was  bearable. 
Should  this  venture  fail,  I  will  go  back  to  Oxford ;  and  some 
day,  when  you  are  a  general,  you  shall  find  me  a  curate  in  a 
cassock  and  bands,  and  I  shall  welcome  your  honour  to  my 
cottage  in  the  country,  and  to  a  mug  of  penny  ale.  'Tis  not 
poverty  that's  the  hardest  to  bear,  or  the  least  happy  lot  in 
life,"  says  Mr.  Addison,  shaking  the  ash  out  of  his  pipe.  "  See, 
my  pipe  is  smoked  out.  Shall  we  have  another  bottle?  I 
have  still  a  couple  in  the  cupboard,  and  of  the  right  sort.  No 
more? — let  us  go  abroad  and  take  a  turn  on  the  Mall,  or  look 
in  at  the  theatre  and  see  Dick's  comedy.  'Tis  not  a  master- 
piece of  wit ;  but  Dick  is  a  good  fellow,  though  he  doth  not 
set  the  Thames  on  fire." 

Within  a  month  after  this  day,  Mr.  Addison's  ticket  had 
come  up  a  prodigious  prize  in  the  lottery  of  life.  All  the  town 
was  in  an  uproar  of  admiration  of  his  poem,  the  "  Campaign," 
which  Dick  Steele  was  spouting  at  every  coffee-house  in 
Whitehall  and  Covent  Garden.  The  wits  on  the  other  side  of 
Temple  Bar  saluted  him  at  once  as  the  greatest  poet  the  world 
had  seen  for  ages ;  the  people  huzzahed  for  Marlborough  and 
for  Addison  ;  and,  more  than  this,  the  party  in  power  provided 
for  the  meritorious  poet,  and  Mr.  Addison  got  the  appointment 
of  Commissioner  of  Excise,  which  the  famous  Mr.  Locke 
vacated,  and  rose  from  this  place  to  other  dignities  and 
honours ;  his  prosperity  from  henceforth  to  the  end  of  his  life 
being  scarce  ever  interrupted.  But  I  doubt  whether  he  was 
not  happier  in  his  garret  in  the  Haymarket  than  ever  he  was 
in  his  splendid  palace  at  Kensington  ;  and  I  believe  the  fortune 
that  came  to  him  in  the  shape  of  the  countess  his  wife,  was  no 
better  than  a  shrew  and  a  vixen. 

Gay  as  the  town  was,  'twas  but  a  dreary  place  for  Mr. 
Esmond,  whether  his  charmer  was  in  it  or  out  of  it,  and  he 
was  glad  when  his  general  gave  him  notice  that  he  was  going 
back  to  his  division  of  the  army  which  lay  in  winter-quarters 
at  Bois-le-Duc.  His  dear  mistress  bade  him  farewell  with  a 
cheerful  face  ;  her  blessing  he  knew  he  had  always,  and  where- 
soever fate  carried  him.  Mrs.  Beatrix  was  away  in  attendance 
on  Her  Majestyat  Hampton  Court,  and  kissed  her  fair  finger-tips 
to  him,  by  way  of  adieu,  when  he  rode  thither  to  take  his  leave. 
She  received  her  kinsman  in  a  waiting-room  where  there  were 
half-a-dozen  more  ladies  of  the  Court,  so  that  his  high-flown 


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speeches,  had  he  intended  to  make  any  (and  very  Hkely  he 
did),  were  impossible ;  and  she  announced  to  her  friends  that 
her  cousin  was  going  to  the  army,  in  as  easy  a  manner  as  she 
would  have  said  he  was  going  to  a  chocolate-house.  He 
asked  with  a  rather  rueful  face,  if  she  had  any  orders  for  the 
army  ?  and  she  was  pleased  to  say  that  she  would  like  a 
mantle  of  Mechlin  lace.  She  made  him  a  saucy  curtsey  in 
reply  to  his  own  dismal  bow.  She  deigned  to  kiss  her  finger- 
tips from  the  window,  where  she  stood  laughing  with  the  other 
ladies,  and  chanced  to  see  him  as  he  made  his  way  to  the 
Toy.  The  Dowager  at  Chelsea  was  not  sorry  to  part  with  him 
this  time.  "  Mon  cher,  i^ous  etes  triste  comvie  iin  sermon^''  she 
did  him  the  honour  to  say  to  him  ;  indeed,  gentlemen  in  his 
condition  are  by  no  means  amusing  companions,  and  besides, 
the  fickle  old  woman  had  now  found  a  much  more  amiable 
favourite,  and  raffolc'd  for  her  darling  lieutenant  of  the  Guard. 
Frank  remained  behind  for  a  while,  and  did  not  join  the 
army  till  later,  in  the  suite  of  his  Grace  the  Commander-in- 
Chief  His  dear  mother,  on  the  last  day  before  Esmond  went 
away,  and  when  the  three  dined  together,  made  Esmond 
promise  to  befriend  her  boy,  and  besought  Frank  to  take  the 
example  of  his  kinsman  as  of  a  loyal  gentleman  and  brave 
soldier,  so  she  was  pleased  to  say ;  and  at  parting,  betrayed 
not  the  least  sign  of  faltering  or  weakness,  though,  God  knows, 
that  fond  heart  was  fearful  enough  when  others  were  concerned, 
though  so  resolute  in  bearing  its  own  pain. 

Esmond's  general  embarked  at  Harwich.  ''Twas  a  grand 
sight  to  see  Mr.  Webb  dressed  in  scarlet  on  the  deck,  waving 
his  hat  as  our  yacht  put  off,  and  the  guns  saluted  from  the 
shore.  Harry  did  not  see  his  Viscount  again,  until  three 
months  after,  at  Bois-le-Duc,  when  his  Grace  the  Duke  came 
to  take  the  command,  and  Frank  brought  a  budget  of  news 
from  home  :  how  he  had  supped  with  this  actress,  and  got 
tired  of  that ;  how  he  had  got  the  better  of  Mr.  St.  John,  both 
over  the  bottle,  and  with  Mrs.  Mountford,  of  the  Haymarket 
Theatre  (a  veteran  charmer  of  fifty,  with  whom  the  young 
scapegrace  chose  to  fancy  himself  in  love) ;  how  his  sister 
was  always  at  her  tricks,  and  had  jilted  a  young  baron  for  an 
old  earl.  "  I  can't  make  out  Beatrix,"  he  said ;  "  she  cares 
for  none  of  us — she  only  thinks  about  herself;  she  is  never 
happy  unless  she  is  quarrelling ;  but  as  for  my  mother, — my 
mother,  Harry,  is  an  angel."     Harry  tried  to  impress  on  the 


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young  fellow  the  necessity  of  doing  everything  in  his  power 
to  please  that  angel ;  not  to  drink  too  much  ;  not  to  go  into 
debt ;  not  to  run  after  the  pretty  Flemish  girls,  and  so  forth, 
as  became  a  senior  speaking  to  a  lad.  "  But  Lord  bless  thee  !  " 
the  boy  said  ;  "  I  may  do  what  I  like,  and  I  know  she  will 
love  me  all  the  same  ; "  and  so,  indeed,  he  did  what  he  liked. 
Everybody  spoiled  him,  and  his  grave  kinsman  as  much  as 
the  rest. 


There  sat  my  young  lord,  having  taken  off  his  cuirass 


CHAPTER  XII 


I    GET    A    COMPANY    IN    THE    CAMPAIGN    OF    I  706 

ON  Whit-Sunday,   the  famous   23rd  of  May,    1706,  my 
young  lord  first  came  under  the  fire  of  the  enemy, 
whom  we  found  posted  in  order  of  battle,  their  Hnes 
extending  three  miles  or  more,  over  the  high  ground  behind 

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288      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

the  little  Gheet  river,  and  having  on  his  left  the  little  village 
of  Anderkirk  or  Autre-e'glise,  and  on  his  right  Ramillies,  which 
has  given  its  name  to  one  of  the  most  brilliant  and  disastrous 
days  of  battle  that  history  ever  hath  recorded. 

Our  Duke  here  once  more  met  his  old  enemy  of  Blenheim, 
the  Bavarian  Elector  and  the  Mareschal  Villeroy,  over  whom 
the  Prince  of  Savoy  had  gained  the  famous  victory  of  Chiari. 
What  Englishman  or  Frenchman  doth  not  know  the  issue  of 
that  day?  Having  chosen  his  own  ground,  having  a  force 
superior  to  the  English,  and  besides  the  excellent  Spanish  and 
Bavarian  troops,  the  whole  Maison-du-Roy  with  him,  the  most 
splendid  body  of  Horse  in  the  world, — in  an  hour  (and  in 
spite  of  the  prodigious  gallantry  of  the  French  Royal  House- 
hold, who  charged  through  the  centre  of  our  line  and  broke 
it),  this  magnificent  army  of  Villeroy  was  utterly  routed  by 
troops  that  had  been  marching  for  twelve  hours,  and  by  the 
intrepid  skill  of  a  commander,  who  did,  indeed,  seem  in  the 
presence  of  the  enemy  to  be  the  very  Genius  of  Victory. 

I  think  it  was  more  from  conviction  than  policy,  though 
that  policy  was  surely  the  most  prudent  in  the  world,  that  the 
great  Duke  always  spoke  of  his  victories  with  an  extraordinary 
modesty,  and  as  if  it  was  not  so  much  his  own  admirable 
genius  and  courage  which  achieved  these  amazing  successes, 
but  as  if  he  Was  a  special  and  fatal  instrument  in  the  hands 
of  Providence,  that  willed  irresistibly  the  enemy's  overthrow. 
Before  his  actions,  he  always  had  the  Church  service  read 
solemnly,  and  professed  an  undoubting  belief  that  our  Queen's 
arms  were  blessed  and  our  victory  sure.  All  the  letters  which 
he  writ  after  his  battles  show  awe  rather  than  exultation ;  and 
he  attributes  the  glory  of  these  achievements,  about  which  I 
have  heard  mere  petty  officers  and  men  bragging  with  a 
pardonable  vainglory,  in  no  wise  to  his  own  bravery  or  skill, 
but  to  the  superintending  protection  of  Heaven,  which  he  ever 
seemed  to  think  was  our  especial  ally.  And  our  army  got  to 
believe  so,  and  the  enemy  learnt  to  think  so  too  ;  for  we  never 
entered  into  a  battle  without  a  perfect  confidence  that  it  was 
to  end  in  a  victory ;  nor  did  the  French,  after  the  issue  of 
Blenheim,  and  that  astonishing  triumph  of  Ramillies,  ever 
meet  us  without  feeling  that  the  game  was  lost  before  it  was 
begun  to  be  played,  and  that  our  general's  fortune  was  irre- 
sistible. Here,  as  at  Blenheim,  the  Duke's  charger  was  shot, 
and  'twas  thought  for  a  moment  he  was  dead.    As  he  moimted 


R  A  MILLIES  289 

another,  Binfield,  his  Master-of-the-Horse,  kneehng  to  hold 
his  Grace's  stirrup,  had  his  head  shot  away  by  a  cannon-ball. 
A  French  gentleman  of  the  Royal  Household,  that  was  a 
prisoner  with  us,  told  the  writer  that  at  the  time  of  the  charge 
of  the  Household,  when  their  Horse  and  ours  were  mingled, 
an  Irish  officer  recognised  the  Prince-Duke,  and  calling  out, 
*'  Marlborough,  Marlborough  !  "  fired  his  pistol  at  him  a  bout- 
portanf,  and  that  a  score  more  carbines  and  pistols  were  dis- 
charged at  him.  Not  one  touched  him  :  he  rode  through  the 
French  Cuirassiers  sword  in  hand,  and  entirely  unhurt,  and 
calm  and  smiling  rallied  the  German  Horse,  that  was  reeling 
before  the  enemy,  brought  these  and  twenty  squadrons  of 
Orkney's  back  upon  them,  and  drove  the  French  across  the 
river  again, — leading  the  charge  himself,  and  defeating  the 
only  dangerous  move  the  French  made  that  day. 

Major-General  Webb  commanded  on  the  left  of  our  line, 
and  had  his  own  regiment  under  the  orders  of  their  beloved 
colonel.  Neither  he  nor  they  belied  their  character  for  gal- 
lantry on  this  occasion  ;  but  it  was  about  his  dear  young  lord 
that  Esmond  was  anxious,  never  having  sight  of  him,  save 
once,  in  the  whole  course  of  the  day,  when  he  brought  an 
order  from  the  Commander-in-Chief  to  Mr.  Webb.  When 
our  Horse,  having  charged  round  the  right  flank  of  the  enemy 
by  Overkirk,  had  thrown  him  into  entire  confusion,  a  general 
advance  was  made,  and  our  whole  line  of  Foot,  crossing  the 
little  river  and  the  morass,  ascended  the  high  ground  where 
the  French  were  posted,  cheering  as  they  went,  the  enemy 
retreating  before  them.  'Twas  a  service  of  more  glory  than 
danger,  the  French  battalions  never  waiting  to  exchange  push 
of  pike  or  bayonet  with  ours  ;  and  the  gunners  flying  from 
their  pieces,  which  our  line  left  behind  us  as  they  advanced, 
and  the  French  fell  back. 

At  first  it  was  a  retreat  orderly  enough  ;  but  presently  the 
retreat  became  a  rout,  and  a  frightful  slaughter  of  the  French 
ensued  on  this  panick  ;  so  that  an  army  of  sixty  thousand 
men  was  utterly  crushed  and  destroyed  in  the  course  of  a 
couple  of  hours.  It  was  as  if  a  hurricane  had  seized  a  com- 
pact and  numerous  fleet,  flung  it  all  to  the  winds,  shattered, 
sunk,  and  annihilated  it ;  afflavit  Deus,  et  dissipati  sunt.  The 
French  army  of  Flanders  was  gone ;  their  artillery,  their 
standards,  their  treasure,  provisions,  and  ammunition,  were 
all  left  behind  them  :  the  poor  devils  had  even  fled  without 

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290      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

their  soup-keltles,  which  are  as  mucii  the  paHadia  of  the 
P>encli  infantry  as  of  the  Grand  Signor's  Janissaries,  and 
round  which  they  rally  even  more  than  round  their  lilies. 

The  pursuit,  and  a  dreadful  carnage  which  ensued  (for 
the  dregs  of  a  battle,  however  brilliant,  are  ever  a  base  residue 
of  rapine,  cruelty,  and  drunken  plunder),  was  carried  far 
beyond  the  field  of  Ramillies. 

Honest  Lockwood,  Esmond's  servant,  no  doubt  wanted 
to  be  among  the  marauders  himself  and  take  his  share  of 
the  booty ;  for  when,  the  action  over,  and  the  troops  got  to 
their  ground  for  the  night,  the  Captain  bade  Lockwood  get 
a  horse,  he  asked,  with  a  very  rueful  countenance,  whether 
his  honour  would  have  him  come  too;  but  his  honour  only 
bade  him  go  about  his  own  business,  and  Jack  hopped 
away  quite  delighted  as  soon  as  he  saw  his  master  mounted. 
Esmond  made  his  way,  and  not  without  danger  and  diffi- 
culty, to  his  Grace's  headquarters,  and  found  for  himself 
very  quickly  where  the  aide-de-camps'  quarters  were,  in  an 
out-building  of  a  farm,  where  several  of  these  gentlemen 
were  seated,  drinking  and  singing,  and  at  supper.  If  he 
had  any  anxiety  about  his  boy,  'twas  relieved  at  once.  One 
of  the  gentlemen  was  singing  a  song  to  a  tune  that  Mr. 
Farquhar  and  Mr.  Gay  both  had  used  in  their  admirable 
comedies,  and  very  popular  in  the  army  of  that  day ;  after 
the  song  came  a  chorus,  "Over  the  hills  and  far  away"; 
and  Esmond  heard  Frank's  fresh  voice  soaring,  as  it  were, 
over  the  songs  of  the  rest  of  the  young  men — a  voice  that 
had  always  a  certain  artless,  indescribable  pathos  with  it, 
and  indeed  which  caused  Mr.  Esmond's  eyes  to  fill  with 
tears  now,  out  of  thankfulness  to  God  the  child  was  safe 
and  still  afive  to  laugh  and  sing. 

When  the  song  was  over,  Esmond  entered  the  room, 
where  he  knew  several  of  the  gentlemen  present,  and  there 
sat  my  young  lord,  having  taken  off  his  cuirass,  his  waist- 
coat open,  his  face  flushed,  his  long  yellow  hair  hanging 
over  his  shoulders,  drinking  with  the  rest ;  the  youngest, 
gayest,  handsomest  there.  As  soon  as  he  saw  Esmond,  he 
clapped  down  his  glass,  and,  running  towards  his  friend, 
put  both  liis  arms  round  him  and  embraced  him.  The 
other's  voice  trembled  with  joy  as  he  greeted  the  lad ;  he 
had  thought  but  now  as  he  stood  in  the  court-yard  under 
the   clear-shining   moonlight :    "  Great   God !    what   a   scene 


A  YOUNG  Champion  291 

of  murder  is  here  within  a  mile  of  us  ;  what  hundreds  and 
thousands  have  faced  danger  to-day  ;  and  here  are  these  lads 
singing  over  their  cups,  and  the  same  moon  that  is  shining 
over  yonder  horrid  field  is  looking  down  on  Walcote  very 
likely,  while  my  lady  sits  and  thinks  about  her  boy  that  is 
at  the  war."  As  Esmond  embraced  his  young  pupil  now, 
'twas  with  the  feeling  of  quite  religious  thankfulness  and  an 
almost  paternal  pleasure  that  he  beheld  him. 

Round  his  neck  was  a  star  with  a  striped  ribbon,  that  was 
made  of  small  brilliants,  and  might  be  worth  a  hundred 
crowns.  "Look,"  says  he,  "won't  that  be  a  pretty  present 
for  mother  ?  " 

"Who  gave  you  the  Order?"  says  Harry,  saluting  the 
gentleman  :  "  did  you  win  it  in  battle  ?  " 

"  I  won  it,"  cried  the  other,  "  with  my  sword  and  my  spear. 
There  was  a  mousquetaire  that  had  it  round  his  neck — such 
a  big  mousquetaire,  as  big  as  General  Webb.  I  called  out 
to  him  to  surrender,  and  that  I'd  give  him  quarter :  he  called 
me  a  />e^iV  polisson,  and  fired  his  pistol  at  me,  and  then  sent 
it  at  my  head  with  a  curse.  I  rode  at  him,  sir,  drove  my 
sword  right  under  his  arm-hole,  and  broke  it  in  the  rascal's 
body.  I  found  a  purse  in  his  holster  with  sixty-five  Louis 
in  it,  and  a  bundle  of  love-letters,  and  a  flask  of  Hungary- 
water.  Vive  la  guerre  !  tliere  are  the  ten  pieces  you  lent  me. 
I  should  like  to  have  a  fight  every  day;"  and  he  pulled  at 
his  little  moustache  and  bade  a  servant  bring  a  supper  to 
Captain  Esmond. 

Harry  fell  to  with  a  very  good  appetite ;  he  had  tasted 
nothing  since  twenty  hours  ago,  at  early  dawn.  Master  Grand- 
son, who  read  this,  do  you  look  for  the  history  of  battles  and 
sieges?  Go,  find  them  in  the  proper  books  ;  this  is  only  the 
story  of  your  grandfather  and  his  family.  Far  more  pleasant 
to  him  than  the  victory,  though  for  that  too  he  may  say  »ievii- 
nissejuvat,  it  was  to  find  that  the  day  was  over,  and  his  dear 
young  Castlewood  was  unhurt. 

And  would  you,  sirrah,  wish  to  know  how  it  was  that  a 
sedate  Captain  of  Foot,  a  studious  and  rather  solitary  bachelor 
of  eight  or  nine  and  twenty  years  of  age,  who  did  not  care  very 
much  for  the  jollities  which  his  comrades  engaged  in,  and  was 
never  known  to  lose  his  heart  in  any  garrison-town — should 
you  wish  to  know  why  such  a  man  had  so  prodigious  a  tender- 
ness, and  tended  so  fondly  a  boy  of  eighteen,  wait,  my  good 


292      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

friend,  until  thou  art  in  love  with  thy  schoolfellow's  sister, 
and  then  see  how  mighty  tender  thou  wilt  be  towards  him. 
Esmond's  general  and  his  Grace  the  Prince- Duke  were  notori- 
ously at  variance,  and  the  former's  friendship  was  in  no  wise 
likely  to  advance  any  man's  promotion  of  whose  services  Webb 
spoke  well ;  but  rather  likely  to  injure  him,  so  the  army  said, 
in  the  favour  of  the  greater  man.  However,  Mr.  Esmond  had 
the  good  fortune  to  be  mentioned  very  advantageously  by 
Major-General  V/ebb  in  his  report  after  the  action  ;  and  the 
major  of  his  regiment  and  two  of  the  captains  having  been 
killed  upon  the  day  of  Ramillies,  Esmond,  who  was  second 
of  the  lieutenants,  got  his  company,  and  had  the  honour  of 
serving  as  Captain  Esmond  in  the  next  campaign. 

My  lord  went  home  in  the  winter,  but  Esmond  was  afraid 
to  follow  him.  His  dear  mistress  wrote  him  letters  more  than 
once,  thanking  him,  as  mothers  know  how  to  thank,  for  his 
care  and  protection  of  her  boy,  extolling  Esmond's  own  merits 
with  a  great  deal  more  praise  than  they  deserved ;  for  he  did 
his  duty  no  better  than  any  other  officer ;  and  speaking  some- 
times, though  gently  and  cautiously,  of  Beatrix.  News  came 
from  home  of  at  least  half-a-dozen  grand  matches  that  the 
beautiful  maid  of  honour  was  about  to  make.  She  was  en- 
gaged to  an  earl,  our  gentlemen  of  St.  James's  said,  and  then 
jilted  him  for  a  duke,  who,  in  his  turn,  had  drawn  off.  Earl 
or  duke  it  might  be  who  should  win  this  Helen,  Esmond  knew 
she  would  never  bestow  herself  on  a  poor  captain.  Her  con- 
duct, it  was  clear,  was  little  satisfactory  to  her  mother,  who 
scarcely  mentioned  her ;  or  else  the  kind  lady  thought  it  was 
best  to  say  nothing,  and  leave  time  to  work  out  its  cure.  At 
any  rate,  Harry  was  best  away  from  the  fatal  object  which 
always  wrought  him  so  much  mischief;  and  so  he  never  asked 
for  leave  to  go  home,  but  remained  with  his  regiment  that  was 
garrisoned  in  Brussels,  which  city  fell  into  our  hands  when  the 
victory  of  Ramillies  drove  the  French  out  of  Flanders. 


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CHAPTER  XIII 

I    MEET    AN    OLD    ACQUAINTANCE    IN    FLANDERS,    AND    FIND    MY 
mother's    GRAVE    AND    MY    OWN    CRADLE    THERE 

BEING  one  day  in  the  Church  of  St.  Gudule,  at  Brussels, 
admiring  the  antique  splendour  of  the  architecture  (and 
always  entertaining  a  great  tenderness  and  reverence  for 

the  Mother  Church,  that  hath  been  as  wickedly  persecuted  in 

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294      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

England  as  ever  she  herself  presented  in  the  days  of  her  pros- 
perity), Esmond  saw  kneeling  at  a  side  altar  an  officer  in  a 
g^reen  uniform  coat,  very  deeply  engaged  in  devotion.  Some- 
thing familiar  in  the  figure  and  posture  of  the  kneeling  man 
struck  Captain  Esmond,  even  before  he  saw  the  officer's  face. 
As  he  rose  up,  putting  away  into  his  pocket  a  little  black 
breviary,  such  as  priests  use,  Esmond  beheld  a  countenance 
so  like  that  of  his  friend  and  tutor  of  early  days,  Father  Holt, 
that  he  broke  out  into  an  exclamation  of  astonishment  and  ad- 
vanced a  step  towards  the  gentleman,  who  was  making  his  way 
out  of  church.  The  German  officer  too  looked  surprised  when 
he  saw  Esmond,  and  his  face  from  being  pale  grew  suddenly 
red.  By  this  mark  of  recognition,  the  Englishman  knew  that 
he  could  not  be  mistaken ;  and  though  the  other  did  not  stoi^, 
but,  on  the  contrary,  rather  hastily  walked  away  towards  the 
door,  Esmond  pursued  him  and  faced  him  once  more,  as  the 
officer,  helping  himself  to  holy  water,  turned  mechanically  to- 
wards the  altar  to  bow  to  it  ere  he  (juitted  the  sacred  edifice. 

"  My  Father  !  "  says  Esmond  in  English. 

"  Silence  !  I  do  not  understand.  I  do  not  speak  English," 
says  the  other  in  Latin. 

Esmond  smiled  at  this  sign  of  confusion,  and  replied  in 
the  same  language.  "  I  should  know  my  Father  in  any  gar- 
ment, black  or  white,  shaven  or  bearded  : "  for  the  Austrian 
officer  was  habited  quite  in  the  military  manner,  and  had  as 
warlike  a  moustachio  as  any  Pandour. 

He  laughed — we  were  on  the  church  steps  by  this  time, 
passing  through  the  crowd  of  beggars  that  usually  is  there 
holding  up  little  trinkets  for  sale  and  whining  for  alms.  "  You 
speak  Latin,"  says  he,  "in  the  English  way,  Harry  Esmond; 
you  have  forsaken  the  old  true  Roman  tongue  you  once  knew." 
His  tone  was  very  frank,  and  friendly  quite ;  the  kind  voice 
of  fifteen  years  back  ;  he  gave  Esmond  his  hand  as  he  spoke. 

"Others  have  changed  their  coats  too,  my  Father,"  says 
Esmond,  glancing  at  his  friend's  military  decoration. 

"  Hush  !  I  am  Mr.  or  Captain  von  Holtz,  in  the  Bavarian 
Elector's  service,  and  on  a  mission  to  his  Highness  the  Prince 
of  Savoy.     You  can  keep  a  secret  I  know  from  old  times." 

"Captain  von  Holtz,"  says  Esmond,  "I  am  your  very 
humble  servant." 

"  And  you  too  have  changed  your  coat,"  continues  the 
other  in  his  laughing  way  ;  "  I  have  heard  of  you  at  Cambridge 


Monsieur  von  Holtz  295 

and  afterwards  :  we  have  friends  everywhere ;  and  I  am  told 
that  Mr.  Esmond  at  Cambridge  was  as  good  a  fencer  as  he 
was  a  bad  theologian."  (So,  thinks  Esmond,  my  old  inaitre 
d'arnies  was  a  Jesuit,  as  they  said.) 

"  Perhaps  you  are  right,"  says  the  other,  reading  his  thoughts 
quite  as  he  used  to  do  in  old  days  :  "  you  were  all  but  killed 
at  Hochstedt  of  a  wound  in  the  left  side.  You  were  before 
that  at  Vigo,  aide-de-camp  to  the  Duke  of  Ormonde.  You 
got  your  company  the  other  day  after  Ramillies ;  your  general 
and  the  Prince-Duke  are  not  friends ;  he  is  of  the  Webbs  of 
Lydiard  Tregoze,  in  the  county  of  York,  a  relation  of  my 
Lord  St.  John.  Your  cousin,  M.  de  Castlewood,  served  his 
first  campaign  this  year  in  the  Guard  :  yes,  I  do  know  a  few 
things,  as  you  see." 

Captain  Esmond  laughed  in  his  turn.  "You  have  indeed 
a  curious  knowledge,"  he  says.  A  foible  of  Mr.  Holt's,  who 
did  know  more  about  books  and  men  than,  perhaps,  almost 
any  person  Esmond  had  ever  met,  was  omniscience ;  thus  in 
every  point  he  here  professed  to  know,  he  was  nearly  right, 
but  not  cjuite.  Esmond's  wound  was  in  the  right  side,  not  the 
left ;  his  first  general  was  General  Lumley ;  Mr.  Webb  came 
out  of  Wiltshire,  not  out  of  Yorkshire;  and  so  forth.  Esmond 
did  not  think  fit  to  correct  his  old  master  in  these  trifling 
blunders,  but  they  served  to  give  him  a  knowledge  of  the 
other's  character,  and  he  smiled  to  think  that  this  was  his 
oracle  of  early  days ;  only  now  no  longer  infallible  or  divine. 

"  Yes,"  continues  Father  Holt,  or  Captain  von  Holtz, 
"  for  a  man  who  has  not  been  in  England  these  eight  years, 
I  know  what  goes  on  in  London  very  well.  The  old  Dean  is 
dead,  my  Lady  Castlewood's  father.  Do  you  know  that  your 
recusant  bishops  wanted  to  consecrate  him  Bishop  of  South- 
ampton, and  that  Collier  is  Bishop  of  Thetford  by  the  same 
imposition  ?  The  Princess  Anne  has  the  gout  and  eats  too 
much ;  when  the  King  returns.  Collier  will  be  an  archbishop." 

"Amen!"  says  Esmond,  laughing;  "and  I  hope  to  see 
your  Eminence  no  longer  in  jack-boots,  but  red  stockings  at 
Whitehall." 

"  You  are  always  with  us — I  know  that — I  heard  of  that 
when  you  were  at  Cambridge ;  so  was  the  late  lord ;  so  is  the 
young  Viscount." 

"And  so  was  my  father  before  me,"  said  Mr.  Esmond, 
looking  calmly  at  the  other,  who  did  not,  however,  show  the 


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least  sign  of  intelligence  in  his  impenetrable  grey  eyes — how 
well  Harry  remembered  them  and  their  look  !  only  crows'  feet 
were  wrinkled  round  them  —marks  of  black  old  Time,  who 
had  settled  there. 

Esmond's  face  chose  to  show  no  more  sign  of  meaning 
than  the  Father's.  There  may  have  been  on  the  one  side  and 
the  other  just  the  faintest  glitter  of  recognition,  as  you  see  a 
bayonet  shining  out  of  an  ambush ;  but  each  party  fell  back, 
when  everything  was  again  dark. 

"  And  you,  mon  capitaine,  where  have  you  been  ? "  says 
Esmond,  turning  away  the  conversation  from  this  dangerous 
ground,  where  neither  chose  to  engage. 

"  I  may  have  been  in  Pekin,"  says  he,  "  or  I  may  have 
been  in  Paraguay — who  knows  where?  I  am  now  Captain 
von  Holtz,  in  the  service  of  his  Electoral  Highness,  come  to 
negotiate  exchange  of  prisoners  with  his  Highness  of  Savoy." 

'Twas  well  known  that  very  many  officers  in  our  army 
were  well  affected  towards  the  young  King  at  St.  Germains, 
whose  right  to  the  throne  was  undeniable,  and  whose  accession 
to  it,  at  the  death  of  his  sister,  by  far  the  greater  part  of  the 
English  people  would  have  preferred,  to  the  having  a  petty 
German  prince  for  a  sovereign,  about  whose  cruelty,  rapacity, 
boorish  manners,  and  odious  foreign  ways,  a  thousand  stories 
were  current.  It  wounded  our  English  pride  to  think,  that  a 
shabby  High-Dutch  duke,  whose  revenues  were  not  a  tithe  as 
great  as  those  of  many  of  the  princes  of  our  ancient  English 
nobility,  who  could  not  speak  a  word  of  our  language,  and 
whom  we  chose  to  represent  as  a  sort  of  German  boor,  feeding 
on  train-oil  and  sour-crout,  with  a  bevy  of  mistresses  in  a  barn, 
should  come  to  reign  over  the  proudest  and  most  polished 
people  in  the  world.  Were  we,  the  conquerors  of  the  Grand 
Monarch,  to  submit  to  that  ignoble  domination  ?  What  did 
the  Hanoverian's  Protestantism  matter  to  us  ?  Was  it  not 
notorious  (we  were  told,  and  led  to  believe  so)  that  one  of  the 
daughters  of  this  Protestant  hero  was  being  bred  up  with  no 
religion  at  all  as  yet,  and  ready  to  be  made  Lutheran  or 
Roman,  according  as  the  husband  might  be  whom  her  parents 
should  find  for  her?  This  talk,  very  idle  and  abusive  much 
of  it  was,  went  on  at  a  hundred  mess  tables  in  the  army  ;  there 
was  scarce  an  ensign  that  did  not  hear  it,  or  join  in  it ;  and 
everybody  knew,  or  affected  to  know,  that  the  Commander- 
in-Chief  himself  had  relations  with  his  nephew,  the  Duke  of 


Herrenhausen   and  St.   Germains      297 

Berwick  ('twas  by  an  Englishman,  thank  God,  that  we  were 
beaten  at  Almanza),  and  that  his  Grace  was  most  anxious  to 
restore  the  royal  race  of  his  benefactors,  and  to  repair  his 
former  treason. 

This  is  certain,  that  for  a  considerable  period  no  officer  in 
the  Duke's  army  lost  favour  with  the  Commander-in-Chief  for 
entertaining  or  proclaiming  his  loyalty  towards  the  exiled  family. 
When  the  Chevalier  de  St.  George,  as  the  King  of  England 
called  himself,  came,  with  the  dukes  of  the  French  blood-royal, 
to  join  the  French  army  under  Vendosme,  hundreds  of  ours 
saw  him  and  cheered  him,  and  we  all  said  he  was  like  his 
father  in  this,  who,  seeing  the  action  of  La  Hogue  fought 
between  the  French  ships  and  ours,  was  on  the  side  of  his 
native  country  during  the  battle.  But  this,  at  least,  the 
Chevalier  knew,  and  every  one  knew,  that,  however  well  our 
troops  and  their  general  might  be  inclined  towards  the  Prince 
personally,  in  the  face  of  the  enemy  there  was  no  question  at 
all.  Wherever  my  Lord  Duke  found  a  French  army,  he  would 
fight  and  beat  it,  as  he  did  at  Oudenarde,  two  years  after 
Ramillies,  where  his  Grace  achieved  another  of  his  transcen- 
dent victories ;  and  the  noble  young  Prince,  who  charged 
gallantly  along  with  the  magnificent  Maison-du-Roy,  sent  to 
compliment  his  conquerors  after  the  action. 

In  this  battle,  where  the  young  Electoral  Prince  of  Hanover 
behaved  himself  very  gallantly,  fighting  on  our  side,  Esmond's 
dear  General  Webb  distinguished  himself  prodigiously,  exhibit- 
ing consummate  skill  and  coolness  as  a  general,  and  fighting 
with  the  personal  bravery  of  a  common  soldier.  Esmond's 
good  luck  again  attended  him  ;  he  escaped  without  a  hurt, 
although  more  than  a  third  of  his  regiment  was  killed,  had 
again  the  honour  to  be  favourably  mentioned  in  his  com- 
mander's report,  and  was  advanced  to  the  rank  of  major.  But 
of  this  action  there  is  little  need  to  speak,  as  it  hath  been 
related  in  every  Gazette,  and  talked  of  in  every  hamlet  in  this 
country.  To  return  from  it  to  the  writer's  private  affairs, 
which  here,  in  his  old  age,  and  at  a  distance,  he  narrates  for 
his  children  who  come  after  him.  Before  Oudenarde,  and 
after  that  chance  rencontre  with  Captain  von  Holtz  at  Brussels, 
a  space  of  more  than  a  year  elapsed,  during  which  the  captain 
of  Jesuits  and  the  captain  of  Webb's  Fusiliers  were  thrown 
very  much  together.  Esmond  had  no  difficulty  in  finding  out 
(indeed,  the  other  made  no  secret  of  it  to  him,  being  assured, 


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from  old  times,  of  his  pupil's  fidelity)  that  the  negotiator  of 
prisoners  was  an  agent  from  St.  Germains,  and  that  he  carried 
intelligence  between  great  personages  in  our  camp  and  that  of 
the  French.  "My  business,"  said  he,  "and  I  tell  you,  both 
because  I  can  trust  you,  and  your  keen  eyes  have  already  dis- 
covered it,  is  between  the  King  of  England  and  his  subjects, 
here  engaged  in  fighting  the  French  King.  As  between  you 
and  them,  all  the  Jesuits  in  the  world  will  not  prevent  your 
quarrelling :  fight  it  out,  gentlemen.  St.  George  for  England, 
I  say — and  you  know  who  says  so,  wherever  he  may  be." 

I  think  Holt  loved  to  make  a  parade  of  mystery,  as  it  were, 
and  would  appear  and  disappear  at  our  quarters  as  suddenly 
as  he  used  to  return  and  vanish  in  the  old  days  at  Castlewood. 
He  had  passes  between  both  armies,  and  seemed  to  know 
(but  with  that  inaccuracy  which  belonged  to  the  good  Father's 
omniscience)  equally  well  what  passed  in  the  French  camp 
and  in  ours.  One  day  he  would  give  Esmond  news  of  a  great 
feste  that  took  place  in  the  French  c^uarters,  of  a  supper  of 
Monsieur  de  Rohan's,  where  there  was  play  and  violins,  and 
then  dancing  and  masques  :  the  King  drove  thither  in  Marshal 
Villars's  own  guinguette.  Another  day  he  had  the  news  of  His 
Majesty's  ague:  the  King  had  not  had  a  fit  these  ten  days,  and 
might  be  said  to  be  well.  Captain  Holtz  made  a  visit  to 
England  during  this  time,  so  eager  was  he  about  negotiating 
prisoners ;  and  'twas  on  returning  from  this  voyage  that  he 
began  to  open  himself  more  to  Esmond,  and  to  make  him, 
as  occasion  served,  at  their  various  meetings,  several  of  those 
confidences  which  are  here  set  down  all  together. 

The  reason  of  his  increased  confidence  was  this  :  upon 
going  to  London,  the  old  director  of  Esmond's  aunt,  the 
Dowager,  paid  her  ladyship  a  visit  at  Chelsea,  and  there  learnt 
from  her  that  Captain  Esmond  was  acquainted  with  the  secret 
of  his  family,  and  was  determined  never  to  divulge  it.  The 
knowledge  of  this  fact  raised  Esmond  in  his  old  tutor's  eyes, 
so  Holt  was  pleased  to  say,  and  he  admired  Harry  very  much 
for  his  abnegation. 

"The  family  at  Castlewood  have  done  far  more  for  me 
than  my  own  ever  did,"  Esmond  said.  "  I  would  give  my  life 
for  them.  Why  should  I  grudge  the  only  benefit  that  'tis  in 
my  power  to  confer  on  them  ? "  The  good  Father's  eyes 
filled  with  tears  at  this  speech,  which  to  the  other  seemed 
very  simple  :  he  embraced  Esmond,  and  broke  out  into  many 


Father  Holt   fi,atters   Me  299 

admiring  expressions ;  he  said  he  was  a  iwhle  ccEur,  that  he 
was  proud  of  him,  and  fond  of  him  as  his  pupil  and  friend — 
regretted  more  than  ever  that  he  had  lost  him,  and  been 
forced  to  leave  him  in  those  early  times,  when  he  might  have 
had  an  influence  over  him,  have  brought  him  into  that  only 
true  Church,  to  which  the  Father  belonged,  and  enlisted  him 
in  the  noblest  army  in  which  a  man  ever  engaged — meaning 
his  own  Society  of  Jesus,  which  numbers  (says  he)  in  its 
troops  the  greatest  heroes  the  world  ever  knew ; — warriors, 
brave  enough  to  dare  or  endure  anything,  to  encounter  any 
odds,  to  die  any  death  ; — soldiers  that  have  won  triumphs  a 
thousand  times  more  brilliant  than  these  of  the  greatest 
general ;  that  have  brought  nations  on  their  knees  to  their 
sacred  banner,  the  Cross ;  that  have  achieved  glories  and 
palms  incom])arably  brighter  than  those  awarded  to  the  most 
splendid  earthly  conquerors — crowns  of  immortal  light,  and 
seats  in  the  high  places  of  Heaven. 

Esmond  was  thankful  for  his  old  friend's  good  opinion, 
however  little  he  might  share  the  Jesuit  Father's  enthusiasm. 
"  I  have  thought  of  that  question,  too,"  says  he,  "  dear 
Father,"  and  he  took  the  other's  hand — "thought  it  out  for 
myself,  as  all  men  must,  and  contrive  to  do  the  right,  and 
trust  to  Heaven  as  devoutly  in  my  way  as  you  in  yours. 
Another  six  months  of  you  as  a  child,  and  I  had  desired  no 
better.  I  used  to  weep  upon  my  pillow  at  Castlewood  as  I 
thought  of  you,  and  I  might  have  been  a  brother  of  your 
order ;  and  who  knows,"  Esmond  added,  with  a  smile,  "  a 
priest  in  full  orders,  and  with  a  pair  of  moustachios,  and  a 
Bavarian  uniform." 

"  My  son,"  says  Father  Holt,  turning  red,  "  in  the  cause  of 
religion  and  loyalty  all  disguises  are  fair." 

"Yes,"  broke  in  Esmond,  "all  disguises  are  fair,  you  say; 
and  all  uniforms,  say  I,  black  or  red — a  black  cockade  or  a 
white  one,  or  a  laced  hat,  or  a  sombrero,  with  a  tonsure  under 
it.  I  cannot  believe  that  St.  Francis  Xavier  sailed  over  the 
sea  in  a  cloak,  or  raised  the  dead — I  tried  ;  and  very  nearly 
did  once,  but  cannot.  Suffer  me  to  do  the  right,  and  to  hope 
for  the  best  in  my  own  way." 

Esmond  wished  to  cut  short  the  good  Father's  theology, 
and  succeeded ;  and  the  other,  sighing  over  his  pupil's  in- 
vincible ignorance,  did  not  withdraw  his  affection  from  him, 
but  gave  him   his  utmost    confidence — as  much,   that  is  to 


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say,  as  a  priest  can  give  :   more  than   most  do ;  for  he  was 
naturally  garrulous,  and  too  eager  to  speak. 

Holt's  friendshij)  encouraged  Captain  Esmond  to  ask, 
what  he  long  wished  to  know,  and  none  could  tell  him,  some 
history  of  the  poor  mother  whom  he  had  often  imagined  in 
his  dreams,  and  whom  he  never  knew.  He  described  to 
Holt  those  circumstances  which  are  already  put  down  in  the 
first  part  of  this  story  -  -the  promise  he  had  made  to  his  dear 
lord,  and  that  dying  friend's  confession ;  and  he  besought 
Mr.  Holt  to  tell  him  what  he  knew  regarding  the  poor  woman 
from  whom  he  had  been  taken. 

"She  was  of  this  very  town,"  Holt  said,  and  took  Esmond 
to  see  the  street  where  her  father  lived,  and  where,  as  he 
believed,  she  was  born.  "In  1676,  when  your  father  came 
hither  in  the  retinue  of  the  late  King,  then  Duke  of  York, 
and  banished  hither  in  disgrace,  Captain  Thomas  Esmond 
became  acquainted  with  your  mother,  pursued  her,  and  made 
a  victim  of  her  :  he  hath  told  me  in  many  subsequent  con- 
versations, which  I  felt  bound  to  keep  private  then,  that  she 
was  a  woman  of  great  virtue  and  tenderness,  and  in  all  respects 
a  most  fond,  faithful  creature.  He  called  himself  Captain 
Thomas,  having  good  reason  to  be  ashamed  of  his  conduct 
towards  her,  and  hath  spoken  to  me  many  times  with  sincere 
remorse  for  that,  as  with  fond  love  for  her  many  amiable 
qualities.  He  owned  to  having  treated  her  very  ill ;  and  that 
at  this  time  his  life  was  one  of  profligacy,  gambling,  and 
poverty.  She  became  with  child  of  you ;  was  cursed  by  her 
own  parents  at  that  discovery ;  though  she  never  upbraided, 
except  by  her  involuntary  tears,  and  the  misery  depicted  on 
her  countenance,  the  author  of  her  wretchedness  and  ruin. 

"  Thomas  Esmond— Captain  Thomas,  as  he  was  called 
— became  engaged  in  a  gaming-house  brawl,  of  which  the 
consequence  was  a  duel,  and  a  wound,  so  severe  that  he 
never — his  surgeon  said — could  outlive  it.  Thinking  his 
death  certain,  and  touched  with  remorse,  he  sent  for  a  priest, 
of  the  very  Church  of  St.  Gudule,  where  I  met  you ;  and  on 
the  same  day,  after  his  making  submission  to  our  Church, 
was  married  to  your  mother  a  few  weeks  before  you  were 
born.  My  Lord  Viscount  Castlewood,  Marquis  of  Esmond, 
by  King  James's  patent,  which  I  myself  took  to  your  father, 
your  lordship  was  christened  at  St.  Gudule  by  the  same  cure 
who  married  your  parents,  and  by  the  name  of  Henry  Thomas, 


MyEarlyHistory  301 

son  of  E.  Thomas,  officer  Anglois,  and  Gertrude  Maes,  You 
see  you  belong  to  us  from  your  birth,  and  why  I  did  not 
christen  you  when  you  became  my  dear  Httle  pupil  at 
Castlewood.     • 

"Your  father's  wound  took  a  favourable  turn — perhaps  his 
conscience  was  eased  by  the  right  he  had  done — and  to  the 
surprise  of  the  doctors  he  recovered.  But  as  his  health  came 
back,  his  wicked  nature,  too,  returned.  He  was  tired  of  the 
poor  girl,  whom  he  had  ruined ;  and  receiving  some  remit- 
tance from  his  uncle,  my  lord  the  old  Viscount,  then  in 
England,  he  pretended  business,  promised  return,  and  never 
saw  your  poor  mother  more. 

"  He  owned  to  me,  in  confession  first,  but  afterwards  in 
talk  before  your  aunt,  his  wife,  else  I  never  could  have  dis- 
closed what  I  now  tell  you,  that  on  coming  to  London  he 
writ  a  pretended  confession  to  poor  Gertrude  Maes — Gertrude 
Esmond — of  his  having  been  married  in  England  previously, 
before  uniting  himself  with  her;  said  that  his  name  was  not 
Thomas ;  that  he  was  about  to  quit  Europe  for  the  Virginia 
plantations,  where,  indeed,  your  family  had  a  grant  of  land 
from  King  Charles  the  First ;  sent  her  a  supply  of  money, 
the  half  of  the  last  hundred  guineas  he  had,  entreated  her 
pardon,  and  bade  her  farewell. 

"  Poor  Gertrude  never  thought  that  the  news  in  this  letter 
might  be  untrue  as  the  rest  of  your  father's  conduct  to  her. 
But  though  a  young  man  of  her  own  degree,  who  knew  her 
history,  and  whom  she  liked  before  she  saw  the  English  gentle- 
man who  was  the  cause  of  all  her  misery,  offered  to  marry 
her,  and  to  adopt  you  as  his  own  child,  and  give  you  his 
name,  she  refused  him.  This  refusal  only  angered  her  father, 
who  had  taken  her  home ;  she  never  held  up  her  head  there, 
being  the  subject  of  constant  unkindness  after  her  fall ;  and 
some  devout  ladies  of  her  acquaintance  offering  to  pay  a 
little  pension  for  her,  she  went  into  a  convent,  and  you  were 
put  out  to  nurse. 

"A  sister  of  the  young  fellow  who  would  have  adopted 
you  as  his  son  was  the  person  who  took  charge  of  you.  Your 
mother  and  this  person  were  cousins.  She  had  just  lost  a  child 
of  her  own,  which  you  replaced,  your  own  mother  being  too 
sick  and  feeble  to  feed  you ;  and  presently  your  nurse  grew  so 
fond  of  you,  that  she  even  grudged  letting  you  visit  the  convent 
where  your  mother  was,  and  where  the  nuns  petted  the  little 


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infant,  as  they  pitied  and  loved  its  unhappy  parent.  Her 
vocation  became  stronger  every  day,  and  at  the  end  of  two 
years  she  was  received  as  a  sister  of  the  house. 

"  Your  nurse's  family  were  silk-weavers  (flit  of  France, 
whither  they  returned  to  Arras  in  French  Flanders,  shortly 
before  your  mother  took  her  vows,  carrying  you  with  them, 
then  a  child  of  three  years  old.  'Twas  a  town,  before  the  late 
vigorous  measures  of  the  French  King,  full  of  Protestants,  and 
here  your  nurse's  father,  old  Pastoureau,  he  with  whom  you 
afterwards  lived  at  Ealing,  adopted  the  Reformed  doctrines, 
perverting  all  his  house  with  him.  They  were  expelled  thence 
by  the  edict  of  his  most  Christian  Majesty,  and  came  to 
London,  and  set  up  their  looms  in  Spittlefields.  The  old  man 
brought  a  little  money  with  him,  and  carried  on  his  trade, 
but  in  a  poor  way.  He  was  a  widower ;  by  this  time  his 
daughter,  a  widow  too,  kept  house  for  him,  and  his  son  and 
he  laboured  together  at  their  vocation.  Meanwhile  your  father 
had  publickly  owned  his  conversion  just  before  King  Charles's 
death  (in  whom  our  Church  had  much  such  another  convert), 
was  reconciled  to  my  Lord  Viscount  Castlewood,  and  married, 
as  you  know,  to  his  daughter. 

"  It  chanced  that  the  younger  Pastoureau,  going  with  a  piece 
of  brocade  to  the  mercer  who  employed  him,  on  Ludgate 
Hill,  met  his  old  rival  coming  out  of  an  ordinary  there. 
Pastoureau  knew  your  father  at  once,  seized  him  by  the  collar, 
and  upbraided  him  as  a  villain,  who  had  seduced  his  mistress, 
and  afterwards  deserted  her  and  her  son.  Mr.  Thomas  Esmond 
also  recognised  Pastoureau  at  once,  besought  him  to  calm  his 
indignation,  and  not  to  bring  a  crowd  round  about  them  ;  and 
bade  him  to  enter  into  the  tavern  out  of  which  he  had  just 
stepped,  when  he  would  give  him  any  explanation.  Pastoureau 
entered,  and  heard  the  landlord  order  the  drawer  to  show 
Captain  Thomas  to  a  room  ;  it  was  by  his  Christian  name  that 
your  father  was  familiarly  called  at  his  tavern  haunts,  which, 
to  say  the  truth,  were  none  of  the  most  rt- putable. 

"  I  must  tell  you  that  Captain  Thomas,  or  my  Lord 
Viscount  afterwards,  was  never  at  a  loss  for  a  story,  and  could 
cajole  a  woman  or  a  dun  with  a  volubility,  and  an  air  of 
simplicity  at  the  same  time,  of  which  many  a  creditor  of  his 
has  been  the  dupe.  His  tales  used  to  gather  verisimilitude  as 
he  went  on  with  them.  He  strung  together  fact  after  fact  with 
a  wonderful  rapidity  and  coherence.     It  required,  saving  your 


My  good  Pastoureau 


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presence,  a  very  long  habit  of  acquaintance  with  your  father 

to  know  when  his  lordship  was  1 ,  — telling  the  truth  or  no. 

"  He  told  me  with  rueful  remorse  when  he  was  ill — for  the 
fear  of  death  set  him  instantly  repenting,  and  with  shrieks  of 
laughter  when  he  was  well,  his  lordship  having  a  very  great 
sense  of  humour— how  in  half-an-hour's  time,  and  before  a 


"  Hoio  in  /lalj-an-huur  s  lime,  and  before  a  bottle  was  drunk,  he  had  completely 
succeeded  in  biting  poor  Pastoureau  " 


bottle  was  drunk,  he  had  completely  succeeded  in  biting  poor 
Pastoureau.  The  seduction  he  owned  to  ;  that  he  could  not 
help :  he  was  quite  ready  with  tears  at  a  moment's  warning, 
and  shed  them  profusely  to  melt  his  credulous  listener.  He 
wept  for  your  mother  even  more  than  Pastoureau  did,  who 
cried  very  heartily,  poor  fellow,  as  my  lord  informed  me ;  he 
swore  upon   his   honour   that    he   had  twice  sent   money  to 


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Brussels,  and  mentioned  the  name  of  the  merchant  with  whom 
it  was  lying  for  poor  Gertrude's  use.  He  did  not  even  know 
whether  she  had  a  child  or  no,  or  whether  she  was  alive  or 
dead ;  but  got  these  facts  easily  out  of  honest  Pastoureau's 
answers  to  him.  When  he  heard  that  she  was  in  a  convent, 
he  said  he  hoped  to  end  hi^  days  in  one  himself,  should  he 
survive  his  wife,  whom  he  hated,  and  had  been  forced  by  a 
cruel  father  to  marry ;  and  when  he  was  told  that  Gertrude's 
son  was  alive,  and  actually  in  London,  '  I  started,'  says  he ; 
'  for  then,  damme,  my  wife  was  expecting  to  lie-in,  and  I 
thought,  should  this  old  Put,  my  father-in-law,  run  rusty,  here 
would  be  a  good  chance  to  frighten  him.' 

"  He  expressed  the  deepest  gratitude  to  the  Pastoureau 
family  for  their  care  of  the  infant :  you  were  now  near  six  years 
old  ;  and  on  Pastoureau  bluntly  telling  him,  when  he  proposed 
to  go  that  instant  and  see  the  darling  child,  that  they  never 
wished  to  see  his  ill-omened  face  again  within  their  doors ; 
that  he  might  have  the  boy,  though  they  should  all  be  very 
sorry  to  lose  him  ;  and  that  they  would  take  his  money,  they 
being  poor,  if  he  gave  it ;  or  bring  him  up,  by  God's  help,  as 
they  had  hitherto  done,  without ;  he  acquiesced  in  this  at  once, 
with  a  sigh,  said,  '  Well,  'twas  better  that  the  dear  child  should 
remain  with  friends  who  had  been  so  admirably  kind  to  him ; ' 
and  in  his  talk  to  me  afterwards,  honestly  praised  and  admired 
the  weaver's  conduct  and  spirit ;  owned  that  the  Frenchman 
was  a  right  fellow,  and  he,  the  Lord  have  mercy  upon  him,  a 
sad  villain. 

"Your  father,"  Mr.  Holt  went  on  to  say,  "  was  good-natured 
with  his  money  when  he  had  it ;  and  having  that  day  received 
a  supply  from  his  uncle,  gave  the  weaver  ten  pieces  with  perfect 
freedom,  and  promised  him  further  remittances.  He  took  down 
eagerly  Pastoureau's  name  and  place  of  abode  in  his  table-book, 
and  when  the  other  asked  him  for  his  own,  gave,  with  the 
utmost  readiness,  his  name  as  Captain  Thomas,  New  Lodge, 
Penzance,  (Cornwall ;  he  said  he  was  in  London  for  a  few  days 
only  on  business  connected  with  his  wife's  property  ;  described 
her  as  a  shrew,  though  a  woman  of  kind  disposition  ;  and  de- 
picted his  father  as  a  Cornish  squire,  in  an  infirm  state  of 
health,  at  whose  death  he  hoped  for  something  handsome, 
when  he  promised  richly  to  reward  the  admirable  protector  of 
his  child,  and  to  provide  for  the  boy.  '  And  by  Gad,  sir,'  he 
said  to  me  in  his  strange  laughing  way,  '  I  ordered  a  piece  of 


My  Mother's  Resting-place  305 

brocade  of  the  very  same  pattern  as  that  which  the  fellow  was 
carrying,  and  presented  it  to  my  wife  for  a  morning  wrapper, 
to  receive  company  in  after  she  lay-in  of  our  little  boy.' 

"Your  little  pension  was  paid  regularly  enough;  and  when 
your  father  became  Viscount  Castlewood  on  his  uncle's  demise, 
I  was  employed  to  keep  a  watch  over  you,  and  'twas  at  my 
instance  that  you  were  brought  home.  Your  foster-mother  was 
dead ;  her  father  made  acquaintance  with  a  woman  whom  he 
married,  who  quarrelled  with  his  son.  The  faithful  creature 
came  back  to  Brussels  to  be  near  the  woman  he  loved,  and 
died,  too,  a  few  months  before  her.  Will  you  see  her  cross  in 
the  convent  cemetery  ?  The  Superior  is  an  old  penitent  of 
mine,  and  remembers  Soeur  Marie  Madeleine  fondly  still." 

Esmond  came  to  this  spot  in  one  sunny  evening  of  spring, 
and  saw,  amidst  a  thousand  black  crosses,  casting  their  shadows 
across  the  grassy  mounds,  that  particular  one  which  marked  his 
mother's  resting-place.  Many  more  of  those  poor  creatures 
that  lay  there  had  adopted  that  same  name  with  which  sorrow 
had  rebaptized  her,  and  which  fondly  seemed  to  hint  their  indi- 
vidual story  of  love  and  grief.  He  fancied  her,  in  tears  and  dark- 
ness, kneeling  at  the  foot  of  her  cross,  under  which  her  cares 
were  buried.  Surely  he  knelt  down,  and  said  his  own  prayer 
there,  not  in  sorrow  so  much  as  in  awe  (for  even  his  memory 
had  no  recollection  of  her),  and  in  pity  for  the  pangs  which  the 
gentle  soul  in  life  had  been  made  to  suffer.  To  this  cross  she 
brought  them  ;  for  this  heavenly  bridegroom  she  exchanged  the 
husband  who  had  wooed  her,  the  traitor  who  had  left  her.  A 
thousand  such  hillocks  lay  round  about,  the  gentle  daisies 
springing  out  of  the  grass  over  them,  and  each  bearing  its  cross 
and  requiescat.  A  nun,  veiled  in  black,  was  kneeling  hard  by, 
at  a  sleeping  sister's  bedside  (so  fresh  made  that  the  spring 
had  scarce  had  time  to  spin  a  coverlid  for  it) ;  beyond  the 
cemetery  walls  you  had  glimpses  of  life  and  the  world,  and  the 
spires  and  gables  of  the  city.  A  bird  came  down  from  a  roof 
opposite,  and  lit  first  on  a  cross,  and  then  on  the  grass  below 
it,  whence  it  flew  away  presently  with  a  leaf  in  its  mouth :  then 
came  a  sound  as  of  chanting,  from  the  chapel  of  the  sisters  hard 
by :  others  had  long  since  filled  the  place  which  poor  Mary 
Magdeleine  once  had  there,  were  kneeling  at  the  same  stall, 
and  hearing  the  same  hymns  and  prayers  in  which  her  stricken 
heart  had  found  consolation.     Might  she  sleep  in  peace — might 

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she  sleep  in  peace ;  and  we,  too,  when  our  struggles  and  pains 
are  over !  But  the  earth  is  the  Lord's,  as  the  heaven  is ;  we 
are  alike  His  creatures,  here  and  yonder.  I  took  a  little  flower 
off  the  hillock,  and  kissed  it,  and  went  my  way  like  the  bird 
that  had  just  lighted  on  the  cross  by  me,  back  into  the  world 
again.  Silent  receptacle  of  death  !  tranquil  depth  of  calm,  out 
of  reach  of  tempest  and  trouble  !  I  felt  as  one  who  had  been 
walking  below  the  sea,  and  treading  amidst  the  bones  of  ship 
wrecks. 


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CHAPTER  XIV 

THE    CAMPAIGN    OF     I  707,     I  708 

DURING  the  whole  of  the  year  which  succeeded  that  in 
which  the  glorious  battle  of  Ramillies  had  been  fought, 
our  army  made  no  movement  of  importance,  much  to 
the  disgust  of  very  many  of  our  officers,  remaining  inactive  in 

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Flanders,  who  said  that  his  Grace  the  Captain-General  had 
had  fighting  enough,  and  was  all  for  money  now,  and  the 
enjoyment  of  his  five  thousand  a  year  and  his  splendid  palace 
at  Woodstock,  which  w^as  now  being  built.  And  his  Grace 
had  sufficient  occupation  fighting  his  enemies  at  home  this 
year,  where  it  begun  to  be  whispered  that  his  favour  was 
decreasing,  and  his  Duchess  losing  her  hold  on  the  Queen, 
who  was  transferring  her  royal  affections  to  the  famous  Mrs. 
Masham,  and  Mrs.  Masham's  humble  servant,  Mr.  Harley. 
Against  their  intrigues,  our  Duke  passed  a  great  part  of  his 
time  intriguing.  Mr.  Harley  was  got  out  of  office,  and  his 
Grace,  in  so  far,  had  a  victory.  But  Her  Majesty,  convinced 
against  her  will,  was  of  that  opinion  still,  of  which  the  poet 
says  people  are  when  so  convinced,  and  Mr.  Harley,  before 
long,  had  his  revenge. 

Meanwhile  the  business  of  fighting  did  not  go  on  any 
way  to  the  satisfaction  of  Marlborough's  galhmt  lieutenants. 
During  all  1707,  with  the  French  before  us,  we  had  never  so 
much  as  a  battle ;  our  army  in  Spain  was  utterly  routed  at 
Almanza  by  the  gallant  Duke  of  Berwick ;  and  we  of  ^^'ebb's, 
which  regiment  the  young  Duke  had  commanded  before  his 
father's  abdication,  were  a  little  proud  to  think  that  it  was  our 
colonel  who  had  achieved  this  victory.  "  I  think  if  I  had 
had  Galway's  place,  and  my  Fusiliers,"  says  our  General,  "we 
would  not  have  laid  down  our  arms,  even  to  our  old  colonel, 
as  Galway  did ; "  and  Webb's  officers  swore  if  we  had  had 
Webb,  at  least  we  would  not  have  been  taken  prisoners.  Our 
dear  old  General  talked  incautiously  of  himself  and  of  others  ; 
a  braver  or  a  more  brilliant  soldier  never  lived  than  he ;  but 
he  blew  his  honest  trumpet  rather  more  loudly  than  became 
a  commander  of  his  station,  and,  mighty  man  of  valour  as  he 
was,  shook  his  great  spear,  and  blustered  before  the  army  too 
fiercely. 

Mysterious  Mr.  Holtz  went  off  on  a  secret  expedition  in 
the  early  part  of  1708,  with  great  elation  of  spirits,  and  a 
prophecy  to  Esmond  that  a  wonderful  something  was  about 
to  take  place.  This  secret  came  out  on  my  friend's  return 
to  the  army,  whither  he  brought  a  most  rueful  and  dejected 
countenance,  and  owned  that  the  great  something  he  had 
been  engaged  upon  had  failed  utterly.  He  had  been  indeed 
with  that  luckless  expedition  of  the  Chevalier  de  St.  George, 
who  was  sent  by  the  French  King  with  ships  and  an  army 


Before  Oudenarde  309 

from  Dunkirk,  and  was  to  have  invaded  and  conquered  Scot- 
land. But  that  ill  wind  which  ever  opposed  all  the  projects 
upon  which  the  Prince  ever  embarked,  -prevented  the  Cheva- 
lier's invasion  of  Scotland,  as  'tis  known,  and  blew  poor  Mon- 
sieur von  Holtz  back  into  our  camp  again,  to  scheme  and 
foretell,  and  to  pry  about  as  usual.  The  Chevalier  (the  King 
of  England,  as  some  of  us  held  him)  went  from  Dunkirk  to 
the  French  army  to  make  the  campaign  against  us.  The 
Duke  of  Burgundy  had  the  command  this  year,  having  the 
Duke  of  Berry  with  him,  and  the  famous  Mareschal  Vendosme, 
and  the  Duke  of  Matignon  to  aid  him  in  the  campaign.  Holtz, 
who  knew  everything  that  was  passing  in  Handers  and  France 
(and  the  Indies  for  what  I  know),  insisted  that  there  would  be 
no  more  fighting  in  1708  than  there  had  been  in  the  previous 
year,  and  that  our  commander  had  reasons  for  keeping  him 
quiet.  Indeed,  Esmond's  General,  who  was  known  as  a  grum- 
bler, and  to  have  a  hearty  mistrust  of  the  great  Duke,  and 
hundreds  more  officers  besides,  did  not  scruple  to  say  that 
these  private  reasons  came  to  the  Duke  in  the  shape  of  crown- 
pieces  from  the  French  King,  by  whom  the  Generalissimo  was 
bribed  to  avoid  a  battle.  There  were  plenty  of  men  in  our 
lines,  quidnuncs,  to  whom  Mr.  Webb  listened  only  too  will- 
ingly, who  could  specify  the  exact  sums  the  Duke  got,  how 
much  fell  to  Cadogan's  share,  and  what  was  the  precise  fee 
given  to  Doctor  Hare. 

And  the  successes  with  which  the  French  began  the 
campaign  of  1708  served  to  give  strength  to  these  reports 
of  treason,  which  were  in  everybody's  mouth.  Our  General 
allowed  the  enemy  to  get  between  us  and  Ghent,  and  declined 
to  attack  him,  though  for  eight-and-forty  hours  the  armies 
were  in  presence  of  each  other.  Ghent  was  taken,  and  on 
the  same  day  Monsieur  de  Lamothe  summoned  Bruges  ;  and 
these  two  great  cities  fell  into  the  hands  of  the  French  without 
firing  a  shot.  A  few  days  afterwards  Lamothe  seized  upon 
the  fort  of  Plashendall :  and  it  began  to  be  supposed  that  all 
Spanish  Flanders,  as  well  as  Brabant,  would  fall  into  the  hands 
of  the  French  troops ; — when  the  Prince  Eugene  arrived  from 
the  Mozelle,  and  then  there  was  no  more  shilly-shallying. 

The  Prince  of  Savoy  always  signalised  his  arrival  at  the 
army  by  a  great  feast  (my  Lord  Duke's  entertainments  were 
both  seldom  and  shabby):  and  I  remember  our  General  return- 
ing from  this  dinner  with  the  two  Commanders-in-Chief;  his 


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honest  head  a  little  excited  by  wine,  which  was  dealt  out 
much  more  liberally  by  the  Austrian  than  by  the  English 
commander  : — "  Now,"  says  my  General,  slapping  the  table, 

with  an  oath,"  he  must  fight ;  and  when  he  is  forced  to  it,  d 

it,  no  man  in  Europe  can  stand  up  against  Jack  Churchill." 
Within  a  week  the  battle  of  Oudenarde  was  fought,  when, 
hate  each  other  as  they  might,  Esmond's  General  and  the 
Commander-in-Chief  were  forced  to  admire  each  other,  so 
splendid  was  the  gallantry  of  each  upon  this  day. 

The  brigade  commanded  by  Major-General  Webb  gave 
and  received  about  as  hard  knocks  as  any  that  were  delivered 
in  that  action,  in  which  Mr.  Esmond  had  the  fortune  to  serve 
at  the  head  of  his  own  company  in  his  regiment,  under  the 
command  of  their  own  Colonel  as  Major-General ;  and  it  was 
his  good  luck  to  bring  the  regiment  out  of  action  as  com- 
mander of  it,  the  four  senior  officers  above  him  being  killed 
in  the  prodigious  slaughter  which  happened  on  that  day.  I 
like  to  think  that  Jack  Haythorn,  who  sneered  at  me  for 
being  a  bastard  and  a  parasite  of  Webb's,  as  he  chose  to  call 
me,  and  with  whom  I  had  had  words,  shook  hands  with  me 
before  the  battle  began.  Three  days  before,  poor  Brace,  our 
Lieutenant-Colonel,  had  heard  of  his  elder  brother's  death,  and 
was  heir  to  a  baronetcy  in  Norfolk,  and  four  thousand  a  year. 
Eate,  that  had  left  him  harmless  through  a  dozen  campaigns, 
seized  on  him  just  as  the  world  was  worth  living  for,  and  he 
went  into  action  knowing,  as  he  said,  that  the  luck  was  going 
to  turn  against  him.  The  Major  had  just  joined  us — a  creature 
of  Lord  Marlborough,  put  in  much  to  the  dislike  of  the  other 
officers,  and  to  be  a  spy  upon  us,  as  it  was  said.  I  know  not 
whether  the  truth  was  so,  nor  who  took  the  tattle  of  our  mess 
to  headquarters,  but  Webb's  regiment,  as  its  Colonel,  was 
known  to  be  in  the  Commander-in-Chief's  black  books  ;  "And 
if  he  did  not  dare  to  break  it  up  at  home,"  our  gallant  old 
chief  used  to  say,  "  he  was  determined  to  destroy  it  before  the 
enemy ; "  so  that  poor  Major  Proudfoot  was  put  into  a  post  of 
danger. 

Esmond's  dear  young  Viscount,  serving  as  aide-de-camp 
to  my  Lord  Duke,  received  a  wound,  and  won  an  honourable 
name  for  himself  in  the  Gazette  :  and  Captain  Esmond's  name 
was  sent  in  for  promotion  by  his  General,  too,  whose  favourite 
he  was.  It  made  his  heart  beat  to  think  that  certain  eyes  at 
home,  the  brightest  in   the  world,  might  read  the  page  en 


Castlewood  is  Hit  311 

which  his  humble  services  were  recorded  ;  but  his  mind  was 
made  up  steadily  to  keep  out  of  their  dangerous  influence, 
and  to  let  time  and  absence  conquer  that  passion  he  had  still 
lurking  about  him.  Away  from  Beatrix,  it  did  not  trouble 
him ;  but  he  knew  as  certain  that  if  he  returned  home,  his 
fever  would  break  out  again,  and  avoided  Walcote  as  a  Lincoln- 
shire man  avoids  returning  to  his  fens,  where  he  is  sure  that 
the  ague  is  lying  in  wait  for  him. 

We  of  the  English  party  in  the  army,  who  were  inclined  to 
sneer  at  everything  that  came  out  of  Hanover,  and  to  treat  as 
little  better  than  boors  and  savages  the  Elector's  court  and 
family,  were  yet  forced  to  confess  that  on  the  day  of  Oude- 
narde  the  young  Electoral  Prince,  then  making  his  first  cam- 
paign, conducted  himself  with  the  spirit  and  courage  of  an 
approved  soldier.  On  this  occasion  his  Electoral  Highness 
had  better  luck  than  the  King  of  England,  who  was  with  his 
cousins  in  the  enemy's  camp,  and  had  to  run  with  them  at 
the  ignominious  end  of  the  day.  With  the  most  consummate 
generals  in  the  world  before  them,  and  an  admirable  com- 
mander on  their  own  side,  they  chose  to  neglect  the  counsels, 
and  to  rush  into  a  combat  with  the  former,  which  would  have 
ended  in  the  utter  annihilation  of  their  army  but  for  the  great 
skill  and  bravery  of  the  Duke  of  Vendosme,  who  remedied, 
as  far  as  courage  and  genius  might,  the  disasters  occasioned 
by  the  squabbles  and  follies  of  his  kinsmen,  the  legitimate 
princes  of  the  blood-royal. 

"  If  the  Duke  of  Berwick  had  but  been  in  the  army,  the 
fate  of  the  day  would  have  been  very  different,"  was  all  that 
poor  Mr.  von  Holtz  could  say;  "and  you  would  have  seen 
that  the  hero  of  Almanza  was  fit  to  measure  swords  with  the 
conqueror  of  Blenheim." 

The  business  relative  to  the  exchange  of  prisoners  was 
always  going  on,  and  was  at  least  that  ostensible  one  which 
kept  Mr.  Holtz  perpetually  on  the  move  between  the  forces 
of  the  French  and  the  Allies.  I  can  answer  for  it,  that  he 
was  once  very  near  hanged  as  a  spy  by  Major-General  Wayne, 
when  he  was  released  and  sent  on  to  headquarters  by  a 
special  order  of  the  Commander-in-Chief  He  came  and 
went,  always  favoured,  wherever  he  was,  by  some  high  though 
occult  protection.  He  carried  messages  between  the  Duke  of 
Berwick  and  his  uncle,  our  Duke.  He  seemed  to  know  as  well 
what  was  taking  place  in   the   Prince's  quarter  as  our  own  : 


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he  brought  the  compliments  of  the  King  of  England  to  some 
of  our  officers,  the  gentlemen  of  Webb's  among  the  rest,  for 
their  behaviour  on  that  great  day ;  and  after  Wynendael,  when 
our  General  was  chafing  at  the  neglect  of  our  Commander-in- 
Chief,  he  said  he  knew  how  that  action  was  regarded  by  the 
chiefs  of  the  French  army,  and  that  the  stand  made  before 
Wynendael  Wood  was  the  passage  by  which  the  Allies  entered 
Lille. 

"  Ah,"  says  Holtz  (and  some  folks  were  very  willing  to 
listen  to  him),  "  if  the  King  came  by  his  own,  how  changed 
the  conduct  of  affairs  would  be  !  His  Majesty's  very  exile  has 
this  advantage,  that  he  is  enabled  to  read  England  impartially, 
and  to  judge  honestly  of  all  the  eminent  men.  His  sister  is 
always  in  the  hand  of  one  greedy  favourite  or  another,  through 
whose  eyes  she  sees,  and  to  whose  flattery  or  dependants  she 
gives  away  everything.  Do  you  suppose  that  His  Majesty, 
knowing  England  so  well  as  he  does,  would  neglect  such  a 
man  as  General  Webb?  He  ought  to  be  in  the  House  of 
Peers  as  Lord  Lydiard.  The  enemy  and  all  Euroj^e  know  his 
merit;  it  is  that  very  reputation  which  certain  great  people, 
who  hate  all  equality  and  independence,  can  never  pardon." 
It  was  intended  that  these  conversations  should  be  carried  to 
Mr.  Webb.  They  were  very  welcome  to  him  ;  for,  great  as 
his  services  were,  no  man  could  value  them  more  than  John 
Richmond  Webb  did  himself,  and  the  differences  between 
him  and  Marlborough  being  notorious,  his  Grace's  enemies 
in  the  army  and  at  home  began  to  court  Webb,  and  set  him 
up  against  the  all-grasping,  domineering  chief.  And  soon 
after  the  victory  of  Oudenarde,  a  glorious  opportunity  fell 
into  General  Webb's  way,  which  that  gallant  warrior  did  not 
neglect,  and  which  gave  him  the  means  of  immensely  in- 
creasing his  reputation  at  home. 

After  Oudenarde,  and  against  the  counsels  of  Marlborough, 
it  was  said  the  Prince  of  Savoy  sat  down  before  Lille,  the 
capital  of  French  Flanders,  and  commenced  that  siege,  the 
most  celebrated  of  our  time,  and  almost  as  famous  as  the 
siege  of  Troy  itself,  for  the  feats  of  valour  performed  in  the 
as.sault  and  the  defence.  The  enmity  of  that  Prince  of  Savoy 
against  the  French  King  was  a  furious  personal  hate,  quite 
unlike  the  calm  hostility  of  our  great  English  General,  who 
was  no  more  moved  by  the  game  of  war  than  that  of  billiards, 
and  pushed  forward  his  srjiiadrons,  and  drove  his  red  battalions 


An  Expedition  into  France         313 

hither  and  thither,  as  calmly  as  he  would  combine  a  stroke 
or  make  a  cannon  with  the  balls.  The  game  over  (and  he 
played  it  so  as  to  be  pretty  sure  to  win  it),  not  the  least 
animosity  against  the  other  party  remained  in  the  breast  of 
this  consummate  tactician.  Whereas  between  the  Prince  of 
Savoy  and  the  French  it  was  guerre  a  )nort.  Beaten  off  in 
one  (juarter,  as  he  had  been  at  Toulon  in  the  last  year,  he 
was  back  again  on  another  frontier  of  France,  assailing  it 
with  his  indefatigable  fury.  When  the  Prince  came  to  the 
army,  the  smouldering  fires  of  war  were  lighted  up  and  burst 
out  into  a  flame.  Our  phlegmatick  Dutch  allies  were  made 
to  advance  at  a  quick  march — our  calm  Duke  forced  into 
action.  The  Prince  was  an  army  in  himself  against  the 
French  ;  the  energy  of  his  hatred  prodigious,  indefatigable 
— infectious  over  hundreds  of  thousands  of  men.  The 
Emperor's  General  was  repaying,  and  with  a  vengeance,  the 
slight  the  French  King  had  put  upon  the  fiery  little  Abbe 
of  Savoy.  Brilliant  and  famous  as  a  leader  himself,  and 
beyond  all  measure  daring  and  intrepid,  and  enabled  to 
cope  with  almost  the  best  of  those  famous  men  of  war  who 
commanded  the  armies  of  the  French  King,  Eugene  had  a 
weapon,  the  equal  of  which  could  not  be  found  in  France, 
since  the  cannon-shot  of  Sasbach  laid  low  the  noble  Turenne, 
and  could  hurl  Marlborough  at  the  heads  of  the  French 
host,  and  crush  them  as  with  a  rock,  under  which  all  the 
gathered  strength  of  their  strongest  captains  must  go  down. 

The  English  Duke  took  little  part  in  that  vast  siege  of 
Lille,  which  the  Imperial  Generalissimo  pursued  with  all  his 
force  and  vigour,  further  than  to  cover  the  besieging  lines 
from  the  Duke  of  Burgundy's  army,  between  which  and  the 
Imperialists  our  Duke  lay.  Once,  when  Prince  Eugene  was 
wounded,  our  Duke  took  His  Highness's  place  in  the  trenches; 
but  the  siege  was  with  the  Imperialists,  not  with  us.  A  divi- 
sion under  Webb  and  Rantzau  was  detached  into  Artois  and 
Picardy  upon  the  most  painful  and  odious  service  that  Mr. 
Esmond  ever  saw  in  the  course  of  his  military  life.  The 
wretched  towns  of  the  defenceless  provinces,  whose  young 
men  had  been  drafted  away  into  the  French  armies,  which 
year  after  year  the  insatiable  war  devoured,  were  left  at  our 
mercy ;  and  our  orders  were  to  show  them  none.  We  found 
places  garrisoned  by  invalids,  and  children  and  women  :  poor 
as  they  were,  and  as  the  costs  of  this  miserable  war  had  made 


314      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

them,  our  commission  was  to  rob  these  almost  starving  wretches 
— to  tear  the  food  out  of  their  granaries,  and  strip  them  of 
their  rags.  'Twas  an  expedition  of  rapine  and  murder  we  were 
sent  on  :  our  soldiers  did  deeds  such  as  an  honest  man  must 
blush  to  remember.  We  brought  back  money  and  provisions 
in  quantity  to  the  Duke's  camp  ;  there  had  been  no  one  to 
resist  us,  and  yet  who  dares  to  tell  with  what  murder  and 
violence,  with  what  brutal  cruelty,  outrage,  insult,  that  ignoble 
booty  had  been  ravished  from  the  innocent  and  miserable 
victims  of  the  war  ? 

Meanwhile,  gallantly  as  the  operations  before  Lille  had 
been  conducted,  the  Allies  had  made  but  little  progress,  and 
'twas  said  when  we  returned  to  the  Duke  of  Marlborough's 
camp  that  the  siege  would  never  be  brought  to  a  satisfactory 
end,  and  that  the  Prince  of  Savoy  would  be  forced  to  raise  it. 
My  Lord  Marlborough  gave  this  as  his  opinion  openly ;  those 
who  mistrusted  him,  and  Mr.  Esmond  owns  himself  to  be  of 
the  number,  hinted  that  the  Duke  had  his  reasons  why  Lille 
should  not  be  taken,  and  that  he  was  paid  to  that  end  by  the 
French  King.  If  this  was  so,  and  I  believe  it,  General  Webb 
had  now  a  remarkable  opportunity  of  gratifying  his  hatred 
of  the  Commander-in-Chief,  of  balking  that  shameful  avarice 
which  was  one  of  the  basest  and  most  notorious  qualities  of 
the  famous  Duke,  and  of  showing  his  own  consummate  skill 
as  a  commander.  And  when  I  consider  all  the  circumstances 
preceding  the  event  which  will  now  be  related,  that  my  Lord 
Duke  was  actually  offered  certain  millions  of  -crowns,  provided 
that  the  siege  of  Lille  should  be  raised ;  that  the  Imperial 
army  before  it  was  without  provisions  and  ammunition,  and 
must  have  decamped  but  for  the  supplies  that  they  received ; 
that  the  march  of  the  convoy  destined  to  relieve  the  siege 
was  accurately  known  to  the  French ;  and  that  the  force 
covering  it  was  shamefully  inadequate  to  that  end,  and  by  six 
times  inferior  to  Count  de  Lamothe's  army,  which  was  sent 
to  intercept  the  convoy ;  when  'tis  certain  that  the  Duke  of 
Berwick,  De  Lamothe's  chief,  was  in  constant  correspondence 
with  his  uncle,  the  English  Generalissimo  :  I  believe  on  my 
conscience  that  'twas  my  Lord  Marlborough's  intention  to 
prevent  those  supplies,  of  which  the  Prince  of  Savoy  stood  in 
absolute  need,  from  ever  reaching  His  Highness ;  that  be 
meant  to  sacrifice  the  little  army  which  covered  this  convoy, 
and  to  betray  it  as  he  had  betrayed  Tollemache  at  Brest ;  as 


Was  he  a  Traitor?  315 

he  betrayed  every  friend  he  had,  to  further  his  own  schemes 
of  avarice  or  ambition.  But  for  the  miraculous  victory  which 
Esmond's  (ieneral  won  over  an  army  six  or  seven  times  greater 
than  his  own,  the  siege  of  Lille  must  have  been  raised  ;  and  it 
must  be  remembered  that  our  gallant  little  force  was  under 
the  command  of  a  general  whom  Marlborough  hated,  that  he 
was  furious  with  the  conqueror,  and  tried  by  the  most  open 
and  shameless  injustice  afterwards  to  rob  him  of  the  credit  of 
his  victory. 


"  Permit  me  to  hand  it  to  your  Grace  ' 


CHAPTER  XV 

GENERAL    WERI!    WINS    THE    BATTLE    OF    WYNENDAEL 

BY  the  besiegers  and  besieged  of  Lille,  some  of  the  most 
brilliant  feats  of  valour  were  performed  that  ever  illus- 
trated any  war.  On  the  French  side  (whose  gallantry 
was  prodigious,  the  skill  and  bravery  of  Marshal  Boufflers 
actually  eclipsing  those  of  his  conqueror,  the  Prince  of  Savoy) 
may  be  mentioned  that  daring  action  of  Messieurs  de  Luxem- 
bourg and  Tournefort,  who,  with  a  body  of  Horse  and  Dragoons, 
carried  powder  into  the  town,  of  which  the  l)esieged  were  in 
extreme  want,  each  soldier  bringing  a  bag  with  forty  pounds 
of  powder  behind  him  ;  with  which  perilous  provision  they 
engaged  our  own  Horse,  faced  the  fire  of  the  Foot  brought  out 

to  meet  them  :  and  though  half  of.  the  men  were  blown  up  in 

316 


Wynendael  317 

the  dreadful  errand  they  rode  on,  a  part  of  them  got  into  the 
town  with  the  succours  of  which  the  garrison  was  so  much  in 
want.  A  French  officer,  Monsieur  Dubois,  performed  an  act 
equally  daring,  and  perfectly  successful.  The  Uuke's  great 
army  lying  at  Helchin,  and  covering  the  siege,  and  it  being 
necessary  for  M.  de  Vendosme  to  get  news  of  the  condition  of 
the  place,  Captain  Dubois  performed  his  famous  exploit :  not 
only  passing  through  the  lines  of  the  siege,  but  swimming 
afterwards  no  less  than  seven  moats  and  ditches  :  and  coming 
back  the  same  way  swimming  with  his  letters  in  his  mouth. 

By  these  letters  Monsieur  de  Boufflers  said  that  he  could 
undertake  to  hold  the  place  till  October ;  and  that  if  one  of 
the  convoys  of  the  Allies  could  be  intercepted  they  must  raise 
the  siege  altogether. 

Such  a  convoy  as  hath  been  said  was  now  prepared  at 
Ostend,  and  about  to  march  for  the  siege;  and  on  the  27th 
September  we  (and  the  French  too)  had  news  that  it  was  on 
its  way.  It  was  composed  of  700  waggons  containing  ammu- 
nition of  all  sorts,  and  was  escorted  out  of  Ostend  by  2000 
infantry  and  300  Horse.  At  the  same  time  M.  de  Lamothe 
quitted  Bruges,  having  with  him  five-and-thirty  battalions,  and 
upwards  of  sixty  squadrons,  and  forty  guns,  in  pursuit  of  the 
convoy. 

Major-General  Webb  had  meanwhile  made  up  a  force  of 
twenty  battalions,  and  three  squadrons  of  dragoons,  at  Turout, 
whence  he  moved  to  cover  the  convoy  and  pursue  Lamothe  : 
with  whose  advanced  guard  ours  came  up  upon  the  great 
plain  of  Turout,  and  before  the  little  wood  and  castle  of 
Wynendael ;  behind  which  the  convoy  was  marchmg. 

As  soon  as  they  came  in  sight  of  the  enemy  our  advanced 
troops  were  halted,  with  the  wood  behind  them,  and  the  rest 
of  our  force  brought  up  as  quickly  as  possible,  our  little  body 
of  Horse  being  brought  forward  to  the  opening  of  the  plain,  as 
our  General  said,  to  amuse  the  enemy.  When  M.  Lamothe 
came  up  he  found  us  posted  in  two  lines  in  front  of  the 
wood  ;  and  formed  his  own  army  in  battle  facing  ours,  in 
eight  lines,  four  of  infantry  in  front  and  dragoons  and  cavalry 
behind. 

The  French  began  the  action,  as  usual,  with  a  cannonade 
which  lasted  three  hours,  when  they  made  their  attack,  ad- 
vancing in  twelve  lines,  four  of  Foot  and  four  of  Horse,  upon 
the  allied  troops  in  the  wood  where  we  were  posted.     Their 


3i8      The  Hisi^ory  of  Henry  Esmond 

infantry  behaved  ill :  they  were  ordered  to  charge  with  the 
bayonet,  but,  instead,  began  to  fire,  and  almost  at  the  very 
first  discharge  from  our  men,  broke  and  fled.  The  cavalry 
behaved  better  ;  with  these  alone,  who  were  three  or  four  times 
as  numerous  as  our  whole  force,  Monsieur  de  Lamothe  might 
have  won  a  victory  :  but  only  two  of  our  battalions  were  shaken 
in  the  least ;  and  these  speedily  rallied :  nor  could  the  repeated 
attacks  of  the  French  Horse  cause  our  troops  to  budge  an  inch 
from  the  position  in  the  wood  in  which  our  General  had  placed 
them. 

After  attacking  for  two  hours,  the  French  retired  at  night- 
fall entirely  foiled.  With  all  the  loss  we  had  inflicted  upon 
him,  the  enemy  was  still  three  times  stronger  than  we ;  and  it 
could  not  l>e  supposed  that  our  General  could  pursue  M.  de 
Lamothe,  or  do  much  more  than  hold  our  ground  about  the 
wood,  from  which  the  Frenchman  had  in  vain  attempted  to 
dislodge  us.  Lamothe  retired  behind  his  forty  guns,  his 
cavalry  protecting  them  better  than  it  had  been  enabled  to 
annoy  us ;  and  meanwhile  the  convoy,  which  was  of  more 
importance  than  all  our  little  force,  and  the  safe  passage  of 
which  we  would  have  dropped  to  the  last  man  to  accomplish, 
marched  away  in  perfect  safety  during  the  action,  and  joyfully 
reached  the  besieging  camp  before  Lille. 

Major-General  Cadogan,  my  Lord  Duke's  Quartermaster- 
General  (and  between  whom  and  Mr.  Webb  there  was  no  love 
lost),  accompanied  the  convoy,  and  joined  Mr.  Webb  with  a 
couple  of  hundred  Horse  just  as  the  battle  was  over  and  the 
enemy  in  full  retreat.  He  offered,  readily  enough,  to  charge 
with  his  Horse  upon  the  I'^ench  as  they  fell  back  ;  but  his  force 
was  too  weak  to  inflict  any  damage  upon  them  ;  and  Mr.  Webb, 
commanding  as  Cadogan's  senior,  thought  enough  was  done  in 
holding  our  ground  before  an  enemy  that  might  still  have  over- 
whelmed us,  had  we  engaged  him  in  the  open  territory,  and 
in  securing  the  safe  passage  of  the  convoy.  Accordingly,  the 
Horse  brought  up  by  Cadogan  did  not  draw  a  sword  ;  and  only 
prevented,  by  the  good  countenance  they  showed,  any  disposi- 
tion the  French  might  have  had  to  renew  the  attack  on  us. 
And  no  attack  coming,  at  nightfall  General  Cadogan  drew  off 
with  his  squadron,  being  bound  for  headquarters,  the  two 
Generals  at  parting  grimly  saluting  each  other. 

"  He  will  be  at  Roncq  time  enough  to  lick  my  Lord  Duke's 
trenchers  at  supper,"  says  Mr.  Webb. 


My  General's  Promotion  319 

Our  own  men  lay  out  in  the  woods  of  Wynendael  that  night, 
and  our  General  had  his  supper  in  the  little  castle  there. 

"  If  I  was  Cadogan,  I  would  have  a  peerage  for  this  day's 
work,"  General  Webb  said;  "and,  Harry,  thou  shouldst  have 
a  regiment.  Thou  hast  been  reported  in  the  last  two  actions  : 
thou  wert  near  killed  in  the  first.  I  shall  mention  thee  in  my 
despatch  to  his  Grace  the  Commander-in-Chief,  and  recom- 
mend thee  to  poor  Dick  Harwood's  vacant  majority.  Have 
you  ever  a  hundred  guineas  to  give  Cardonnel  ?  Slip  them 
into  his  hand  to-morrow  when  you  go  to  headquarters  with 
my  report." 

In  this  report  the  Major-General  was  good  enough  to  men- 
tion Captain  Esmond's  name  with  particular  favour ;  and  that 
gentleman  carried  the  despatch  to  headquarters  the  next  day, 
and  was  not  a  little  pleased  to  bring  back  a  letter  by  his  Grace's 
secretary,  addressed  to  Lieutenant-General  Webb.  The  Dutch 
officer  despatched  by  Count  Nassau  Woudenbourg,  Vtelt-Mare- 
schal  Auverquerque's  son,  brought  back  also  a  complimentary 
letter  to  his  commander,  who  had  seconded  Mr.  Webb  in  the 
action  with  great  valour  and  skill. 

Esmond,  with  a  low  bow  and  a  smiling  face,  presented  his 
despatch,  and  saluted  Mr.  Webb  as  Lieutenant-General  as  he 
gave  it  in.  The  gentlemen  round  about  him — he  was  riding 
with  his  suite  on  the  road  to  Menin  as  Esmond  came  up  with 
him — gave  a  cheer,  and  he  thanked  them,  and  opened  the 
despatch  with  rather  a  flushed,  eager  face. 

He  slapped  it  down  on  his  boot  in  a  rage,  after  he  had  read 
it.  " 'Tis  not  even  writ  with  his  own  hand.  Read  it  out, 
Esmond."     And  Esmond  read  it  out : — 

"  Sir, — Mr.  Cadogan  is  just  now  come  in,  and  has  ac- 
quainted me  with  the  success  of  the  action  you  had  yesterday 
in  the  afternoon  against  the  body  of  troops  commanded  by 
M.  de  Lamothe,  at  Wynendael,  which  must  be  attributed 
chiefly  to  your  good  conduct  and  resolution.  You  may  be 
sure  I  shall  do  you  justice  at  home,  and  be  glad  on  all  occa- 
sions to  own  the  service  you  have  done  in  securing  this 
convoy. — Yours,  &c.,  M." 

"  Two  lines  by  that  damned  Cardonnel,  and  no  more,  for 
the  taking  of  Lille — for  beating  five  times  our  number — for  an 
action  as  brilliant  as  the  best  he  ever  fought,"  says  poor  Mr. 
Webb.     "Lieutenant-General!     That's  not  his  doing.     I  was 


320      The   History  of  Henry  Esmond 

the  oldest  major-general.      By  ,  I  believe  he  had  been 

better  pleased  if  I  had  been  beat." 

The  letter  to  the  Dutch  otificer  was  in  French,  and  longer 
and  more  complimentary  than  that  to  Mr.  Webb. 

"  And  this  is  the  man,"  he  broke  out,  "  that's  gorged  with 
gold, — that's  covered  with  titles  and  honours  that  we  won  for 
him, — and  that  grudges  even  a  line  of  praise  to  a  comrade  in 
arms  !  Hasn't  he  enough  ?  Don't  we  fight  that  he  may  roll 
in  riches  ?  Well,  well,  wait  for  the  Gazette,  gentlemen.  The 
Queen  and  the  country  will  do  us  justice,  if  his  Grace  denies 
it  us."  There  were  tears  of  rage  in  the  brave  warrior's  eyes 
as  he  spoke ;  and  he  dashed  them  off  his  face  on  to  his  glove. 
He  shook  his  fist  in  the  air.  "  Oh,  by  the  Lord  !  "  says  he,  "  I 
know  what  1  had  rather  have  than  a  peerage  ! " 

"  And  what  is  that,  sir?  "  some  of  them  asked. 

"  I  had  rather  have  a  quarter  of  an  hour  with  John 
Churchill,  on  a  fair  green  field,  and  only  a  pair  of  rapiers 
between  my  shirt  and  his " 

"  Sir  ! "  interposes  one. 

"Tell  him  so!  I  know  that's  what  you  mean.  I  know 
every  word  goes  to  him  that's  dropped  from  every  general 
officer's  mouth.  I  don't  say  he's  not  brave.  Curse  him ! 
he's  brave  enough  ;  but  we'll  wait  for  the  Gazette,  gentlemen. 
God  save  Her  Majesty  !  she'll  do  us  justice." 

The  Gazette  did  not  come  to  us  till  a  month  afterwards ; 
when  my  General  and  his  officers  had  the  honour  to  dine  with 
Prince  Eugene  in  Lille;  His  Highness  being  good  enough  to 
say  that  we  had  brought  the  provisions,  and  ought  to  share  in 
the  banquet.  'Twas  a  great  banquet.  His  Grace  of  Marl- 
borough was  on  His  Highness's  right,  and  on  his  left  the 
Mareschal  de  Boufflers,  who  had  so  bravely  defended  the 
place.  The  chief  officers  of  either  army  were  present;  and 
you  may  be  sure  Esmond's  General  was  splendid  this  day  :  his 
tall,  noble  person  and  manly  beauty  of  face  made  him  remark- 
able anywhere :  he  wore,  for  the  first  time,  the  star  of  the 
Order  of  Generosity,  that  his  Prussian  IVLajesty  had  sent  to 
him  for  his  victory.  His  Highness  the  Prince  of  Savoy  called 
a  toast  to  the  concjueror  of  Wynendael.  My  Lord  Duke  drank 
it  with  rather  a  sickly  smile.  The  aides-de-camp  were  present ; 
and  Harry  Esmond  and  his  dear  young  lord  were  together,  as 
they  always  strove  to  be  when  duty  would  permit :  they  were 
over  against  the  table  where  the  generals  were,  and  could  see 


"Gazette"   not  always  Truthful     321 

all  that  passed  pretty  well.  Frank  laughed  at  my  Lord  Duke's 
glum  face  :  the  affair  of  Wynendael,  and  the  Captain-General's 
conduct  to  Webb,  had  been  the  talk  of  the  whole  army.  When 
His  Highness  spoke,  and  gave — "  Le  vainqueur  de  Wynendael ; 
son  armee  et  sa  victoire,"  adding,  "  qui  nous  font  diner  a  Lille 
aujourd'huy  " —  there  was  a  great  cheer  through  the  hall ;  for 
Mr.  Webb's  bravery,  generosity,  and  very  weaknesses  of  char- 
acter caused  him  to  be  beloved  in  the  army. 

"  Like  Hector,  handsome,  and  like  Paris,  brave  !  "  whispers 
Frank  Castlewood.  "  A  Venus,  an  elderly  Venus,  couldn't 
refuse  him  a  pippin.  Stand  up,  Harry.  See,  we  are  drinking 
the  army  of  Wynendael.  Ramillies  is  nothing  to  it.  Huzzay  ! 
huzzay  ! " 

At  this  very  time,  and  just  after  our  General  had  made  his 
acknowledgment,  some  one  brought  in  an  English  Gazette — 
and  was  passing  it  from  hand  to  hand  down  the  table.  Officers 
were  eager  enough  to  read  it ;  mothers  and  sisters  at  home 
must  have  sickened  over  it.  There  scarce  came  out  a  Gazette 
for  six  years  that  did  not  tell  of  some  heroick  death  or  some 
brilliant  achievement. 

"  Here  it  is — Action  of  Wynendael — here  you  are,  General," 
says  Frank,  seizing  hold  of  the  little  dingy  paper  that  soldiers 
loved  to  read  so ;  and,  scrambling  over  from  our  bench,  he 
went  to  where  the  General  sat,  who  knew  him,  and  had  seen 
many  a  time  at  his  table  his  laughing,  handsome  face,  which 
everybody  loved  who  saw.  The  generals  in  their  great  perrukes 
made  way  for  him.  He  handed  the  paper  over  General  Dohna's 
buff  coat  to  our  General  on  the  opposite  side. 

He  came  hobbling  back,  and  blushing  at  his  feat :  "  I 
thought  he'd  like  it,  Harry,"  the  young  fellow  whispered. 
"  Didn't  I  like  to  read  my  name  after  Ramillies,  in  the 
London  Gazette  ?  —  Viscount  Castlewood  serving  a  volun- 
teer      I  say,  what's  yonder?" 

Mr.  Webb,  reading  the  Gazette,  looked  very  strange — 
slapped  it  down  on  the  table — then  sprung  up  in  his  place, 
and  began, — "  Will  your  Highness  please  to " 

His  Grace  the  Duke  of  Marlborough  here  jumped  up  too 
— "There's  some  mistake,  my  dear  General  Webb." 

"Your  Grace  had  best  rectify  it,"  says  Mr.  Webb,  holding 
out  the  letter;  but  he  was  five  off  his  Grace  the  Prince-Duke, 
who,  besides,  was  higher  than  the  General  (being  seated  with 
the  Prince  of  Savoy,  the  Electoral  Prince  of  Hanover,  and  the 

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envoys  of  Prussia  and   Denmark,   under  a   baldaquin),   and 
Webb  could  not  reach  him,  tall  as  he  was. 

"  Stay,"  says  he,  with  a  smile,  as  if  catching  at  some  idea, 
and  then,  with  a  perfect  courtesy,  drawing  his  sword,  he  ran 
the  Gazette  through  with  the  point,  and  said,  "  Permit  me  to 
hand  it  to  your  Grace." 

The  Duke  looked  very  black.  "Take  it,"  says  he  to  his 
Master  of  the  Horse,  who  was  waiting  behind  him. 

The  Lieutenant-General  made  a  very  low  bow,  and  retired 
and  finished  his  glass.  The  Gazette  in  which  Mr.  Cardon- 
nel,  the  Duke's  secretary,  gave  an  account  of  the  victory  of 
Wynendael,  mentioned  Mr.  Webb's  name,  but  gave  the  sole 
praise  and  conduct  of  the  action  to  the  Duke's  favourite,  Mr. 
Cadogan. 

There  was  no  little  talk  and  excitement  occasioned  by  this 
strange  behaviour  of  General  Webb,  who  had  almost  drawn  a 
sword  upon  the  Commander-in-Chief;  but  the  General,  after 
the  first  outbreak  of  his  anger,  mastered  it  outwardly  altogether; 
and,  by  his  subsequent  behaviour,  had  the  satisfaction  of  even 
more  angering  the  Commander-in-Chief,  than  he  could  have 
done  by  any  publick  exhibition  of  resentment. 

On  returning  to  his  quarters,  and  consulting  with  his  chief 
adviser,  Mr.  Esmond,  who  was  now  entirely  in  the  General's 
confidence,  and  treated  by  him  as  a  friend,  and  almost  a  son, 
Mr.  Webb  writ  a  letter  to  his  Grace  the  Commander-in-Chief, 
in  which  he  said  : — 

"Your  Grace  must  be  aware  that  the  sudden  perusal  of 
the  London  Gazette,  in  which  your  Grace's  secretary,  Mr. 
Cardonnel,  hath  mentioned  Major-General  Cadogan's  name, 
as  the  officer  commanding  in  the  late  action  of  Wynendael, 
must  have  caused  a  feeling  of  anything  but  pleasure  to  the 
General  who  fought  that  action. 

"Your  Grace  must  be  aware  that  Mr.  Cadogan  was  not 
even  present  at  the  battle,  though  he  arrived  with  squadrons 
of  Horse  at  its  close,  and  put  himself  under  the  command 
of  his  superior  officer.  And  as  the  result  of  the  battle  of 
Wynendael,  in  which  Lieutenant-General  Webb  had  the  good 
fortune  to  command,  was  the  capture  of  Lille,  the  relief  of 
Brussels,  then  invested  by  the  enemy  under  the  Elector  of 
Bavaria,  the  restoration  of  the  great  cities  of  Ghent  and 
Bruges,  of  which  the  enemy  (by  treason  within  the  walls)  had 
got  possession  in  the  previous  year  .  Mr.  Webb  cannot  consent 


Webb  asks  to  go  Home  323 

to  forego  the  honours  of  such  a  success  and  service,  for  the 
benefit  of  Mr.  Cadogan,  or  any  other  person. 

"  As  soon  as  the  mihtary  operations  of  the  year  are  over, 
Lieutenant-General  Webb  will  request  permission  to  leave  the 
army,  and  return  to  his  place  in  Parliament,  where  he  gives 
notice  to  his  Grace  the  Commander-in-Chief  that  he  shall  lay 
his  case  before  the  House  of  Commons,  the  country,  and  Her 
Majesty  the  Queen. 

"  By  his  eagerness  to  rectify  that  false  statement  of  the 
Gazette^  which  had  been  written  by  his  Grace's  secretary, 
Mr.  Cardonnel,  Mr.  Webb,  not  being  able  to  reach  his  Grace  the 
Commander-in-Chief  on  account  of  the  gentlemen  seated 
between  them,  placed  the  paper  containing  the  false  statement 
on  his  sword,  so  that  it  might  more  readily  arrive  in  the  hands 
of  his  Grace  the  Duke  of  Marlborough,  who  surely  would  wish 
to  do  justice  to  every  officer  of  his  army. 

"  Mr.  Webb  knows  his  duty  too  well  to  think  of  insubor- 
dination to  his  superior  ofificer,  or  of  using  his  sword  in  a 
campaign  against  any  but  the  enemies  of  Her  Majesty.  He 
solicits  permission  to  return  to  England  immediately  the 
military  duties  will  permit,  and  take  with  him  to  England 
Captain  Esmond,  of  his  regiment,  who  acted  as  his  aide-de- 
camp, and  was  present  during  the  entire  action,  and  noted  by 
his  watch  the  time  when  Mr.  Cadogan  arrived  at  its  close." 

The  Commander-in-Chief  could  not  but  grant  this  per- 
mission, nor  could  he  take  notice  of  Webb's  letter,  though  it 
was  couched  in  terms  the  most  insulting.  Half  the  army 
believed  that  the  cities  of  Ghent  and  Bruges  were  given  up 
by  a  treason,  which  some  in  our  army  very  well  understood  ; 
that  the  Commander-in-Chief  would  not  have  relieved  Lille  if 
he  could  have  helped  himself;  that  he  would  not  have  fought 
that  year  had  not  the  Prince  of  Savoy  forced  him.  When 
the  battle  once  began,  then,  for  his  own  renown,  my  Lord 
Marlborough  would  fight  as  no  man  in  the  world  ever  fought 
better ;  and  no  bribe  on  earth  could  keep  him  from  beating 
the  enemy.* 

*  Our  Grandfather's  hatred  of  the  Duke  of  Marlborough  appears  all 
through  his  account  of  these  campaigns.  He  always  persisted  that  the 
Duke  was  the  greatest  traitor  and  soldier  History  ever  told  of :  and 
declared  that  he  took  bribes  on  all  hands  during  the  war.  My  Lord 
Marquis  (for  so  we  may  call  him  here,  though  he  never  went  by  any  other 
name  than  Colonel  Esmond)  was  in  the  habit  of  telling  many  stories  which 


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But  the  matter  was  taken  up  by  the  subordinates  ;  and 
half  the  army  might  have  been  by  the  ears,  if  the  quarrel  had 
not  been  stopped.  General  Cadogan  sent  an  intimation  to 
General  Webb  to  say  that  he  was  ready  if  Webb  liked,  and 
would  meet  him.  This  was  a  kind  of  invitation  our  stout  old 
General  was  always  too  ready  to  accept,  and  'twas  with  great 
difficulty  we  got  the  General  to  reply  that  he  had  no  quarrel 
with  Mr.  Cadogan,  who  had  behaved  with  perfect  gallantry, 
but  only  with  those  at  headquarters,  who  had  belied  him. 
Mr.  Cardonnel  offered  General  Webb  reparation.  Mr.  Webb 
said  he  had  a  cane  at  the  service  of  Mr.  Cardonnel,  and  the 
only  satisfaction  he  wanted  from  him  was  one  he  was  not 
likely  to  get,  namely,  the  truth.  The  officers  in  our  staff  of 
Webb's,  and  those  in  the  immediate  suite  of  the  General,  were 
ready  to  come  to  blows  :  and  hence  arose  the  only  affair  in 
which  Mr.  Esmond  ever  engaged  as  principal,  and  that  was 
from  a  revengeful  wish  to  wipe  off  an  old  injury. 

My  Lord  Mohun,  who  had  a  troop  in  Lord  Macclesfield's 
regiment  of  the  Horse  Guards,  rode  this  campaign  with  the 
Duke.  He  had  sunk  by  this  time  to  the  very  worst  reputa- 
tion ;  he  had  had  another  fatal  duel  in  Spain  ;  he  had  married, 
and  forsaken  his  wife ;  he  was  a  gambler,  a  profligate,  and  de- 
bauchee. He  joined  just  before  Oudenarde  ;  and,  as  Esmond 
feared,  as  soon  as  Frank  Castlewood  heard  of  his  arrival,  P>ank 
was  for  seeking  him  out,  and  killing  him.  The  wound  my 
lord  got  at  Oudenarde  prevented  their  meeting,  but  that  was 
nearly  healed,  and  Mr.  Esmond  trembled  daily  lest  any  chance 
should  bring  his  boy  and  this  known  assassin  together.  They 
met  at  the  mess-table  of  Handyside's  regiment  at  Lille ;  the 
officer  commanding  not  knowing  of  the  feud  between  the  two 
noblemen. 

he  did  not  set  down  in  his  memoirs,  and  which  he  had  from  his  friend  the 
Jesuit,  who  was  not  always  correctly  informed,  and  who  persisted  that  Marl- 
borough was  looking  for  a  bribe  of  two  millions  of  crowns  before  the 
campaign  of  Ramillies. 

And  our  Grandmother  used  to  tell  us  children  that  on  his  first  presenta- 
tion to  my  Lord  Duke,  the  Duke  turned  his  back  upon  my  Grandfather  ; 
and  said  to  the  Duchess,  who  told  my  Lady  Dowager  at  Chelsea,  w  ho  after- 
wards told  Colonel  Esmond, — "Tom  Esmond's  bastard  has  been  to  my 
levee  :  he  has  the  hang-dog  look  of  his  rogue  of  a  father " — an  expression 
which  my  Grandfather  never  forgave.  He  was  as  constant  in  his  dislikes 
as  in  his  attachments  :  and  exceedingly  partial  to  W'eblj,  whose  side  he 
took  against  the  more  celebrated  General.  We  have  General  Webb's 
portrait  now  at  Castlewood,  Va. 


Bloody  Mohun  325 

Esmond  had  not  seen  the  hateful  handsome  face  of  Mohun 
for  nine  years,  since  they  had  met  on  that  fatal  night  in 
Leicester  Field.  It  was  degraded  with  crime  and  passion 
now ;  it  wore  the  anxious  look  of  a  man  who  has  three  deaths 
— and  who  knows  how  many  hidden  shames,  and  lusts,  and 
crimes  on  his  conscience  !  He  bowed  with  a  sickly  low  bow, 
and  slunk  away  when  our  host  presented  us  round  to  one 
another.  Frank  Castlewood  had  not  known  him  till  then,  so 
changed  was  he.     He  knew  the  boy  well  enough. 

'Twas  curious  to  look  at  the  two — especially  the  young 
man,  whose  face  flushed  up  when  he  heard  the  hated  name 
of  the  other ;  and  who  said  in  his  bad  French  and  his  brave 
boyish  voice — "  he  had  long  been  anxious  to  meet  my  Lord 
Mohun."  The  other  only  bowed  and  moved  away  from  him. 
I  do  him  justice,  he  wished  to  have  no  quarrel  with  the  lad. 

Esmond  put  himself  between  them  at  table.     "  D it," 

says  Frank,  "  why  do  you  put  yourself  in  the  place  of  a  man 
who  is  above  you  in  degree?  My  Lord  Mohun  should  walk 
after  me.     I  want  to  sit  by  my  Lord  Mohun." 

Esmond  whispered  to  Lord  Mohun,  that  Frank  was  hurt 
in  the  leg  at  Oudenarde ;  and  besought  the  other  to  be  quiet. 
Quiet  enough  he  was  for  some  time  ;  disregarding  the  many 
taunts  which  young  Castlewood  flung  at  him,  until  after  several 
healths,  when  my  Lord  Mohun  got  to  be  rather  in  liquor. 

"Will  you  go  away,  my  lord?"  Mr.  Esmond  said  to  him, 
imploring  him  to  quit  the  table. 

"  No,  by  G — ,''  says  my  Lord  Mohun.  "  Fll  not  go  away 
for  any  man  ; "  he  was  quite  flushed  with  wine  by  this  time. 

The  talk  got  round  to  the  affairs  of  yesterday.  Webb  had 
offered  to  challenge  the  Commander-in-Chief:  Webb  had  been 
ill-used  :  Webb  was  the  bravest,  handsomest,  vainest  man  in 
the  army.  Lord  Mohun  did  not  know  that  Esmond  was 
Webb's  aide-de-camp.  He  began  to  tell  some  stories  against 
the  General :  which,  from  t'other  side  of  Esmond,  young 
Castlewood  contradicted. 

"I  can't  bear  any  more  of  this,"  says  my  Lord  Mohun. 

"  Nor  can  I,  my  lord,"  says  Mr.  Esmond,  starting  up. 
"  The  story  my  Lord  Mohun  has  told  respecting  General 
Webb  is  false,  gentlemen — false,  I  repeat,"  and  making  a  low 
bow  to  Lord  Mohun,  and  without  a  single  word  more,  Esmond 
got  up  and  left  the  dining-room.  These  affairs  were  common 
enough  among  the  military  of  those  days.    There  was  a  garden 


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behind  the  house,  and  all  the  party  turned  instantly  into  it : 
and  the  two  gentlemen's  coats  were  off  and  their  points  engaged 
within  two  minutes  after  Esmond's  words  had  been  spoken. 
If  Captain  Esmond  had  put  Mohun  out  of  the  world,  as  he 
might,  a  villain  would  have  been  punished  and  spared  further 
villainies — but  who  is  one  man  to  punish  another?  I  declare 
upon  my  honour  that  my  only  thought  was  to  prevent  Lord 
Mohun  from  mischief  with  Frank,  and  the  end  of  this  meeting 
was,  that  after  half-a-dozen  passes  my  lord  went  home  with  a 
hurt  which  prevented  him  from  lifting  his  right  arm  for  three 
months. 

"  O  Harry  !  why  didn't  you  kill  the  villain  ?  "  young  Castle- 
wood  asked.  "  I  can't  walk  without  a  crutch  :  but  I  could 
have  met  him  on  horseback  with  sword  and  pistol."  But  Harry 
Esmond  said,  "  'Twas  best  to  have  no  man's  life  on  one's 
conscience,  not  even  that  villain's ; "  and  this  affair,  which  did 
not  occupy  three  minutes,  being  over,  the  gentlemen  went 
back  to  their  wine,  and  my  Lord  Mohun  to  his  quarters,  where 
he  was  laid  up  with  a  fever  which  had  spared  mischief  had  it 
proved  fatal.  And  very  soon  after  this  affair  Harry  Esmond 
and  his  General  left  the  camp  for  London  ;  whither  a  certain 
reputation  had  preceded  the  Captain,  for  my  Lady  Castlewood 
of  Chelsea  received  him  as  if  he  had  been  a  conquering  hero. 
She  gave  a  great  dinner  to  Mr.  Webb,  where  the  General's 
chair  was  crowned  with  laurels ;  and  her  ladyship  called 
Esmond's  health  in  a  toast,  to  which  my  kind  General  was 
graciously  pleased  to  bear  the  strongest  testimony :  and  took 
down  a  mob  of  at  least  forty  coaches  to  cheer  our  General 
as  he  came  out  of  the  House  of  Commons,  the  day  when  he 
received  the  thanks  of  Parliament  for  his  action.  The  mob 
huzza'ed  and  applauded  him,  as  well  as  the  fine  company  :  it 
was  splendid  to  see  him  waving  his  hat,  and  bowing,  and  laying 
his  hand  upon  his  Order  of  Generosity.  He  introduced  Mr. 
Esmond  to  Mr.  St.  John  and  the  Right  Honourable  Robert 
Harley,  Esquire,  as  he  came  out  of  the  house  walking  between 
them  ;  and  was  pleased  to  make  many  flattering  observations  re- 
garding Mr.  Esmond's  behaviour  during  the  three  lastcampaigns. 

Mr.  St.  John  (who  had  the  most  winning  presence  of  any 
man  I  ever  saw,  excepting  always  my  peerless  young  Frank 
Castlewood)  said  he  had  heard  of  Mr.  Esmond  before  from 
Captain  Steele,  and  how  he  had  helped  Mr.  Addison  to  write 
his  famous  poem  of  the  "  Campaign." 


Mr.  Harley  and  Mr.  St.  John  327 

"  'Tis  as  great  an  achievement  as  the  victory  of  Blenheim 
itself,"  Mr.  Harley  said,  who  was  famous  as  a  judge  and 
patron  of  letters,  and  so  perhaps  it  may  be— though  for  my 
part  I  think  there  are  twenty  beautiful  lines,  but  all  the  rest 
is  commonplace,  and  Mr.  Addison's  hymn  worth  a  thousand 
such  poems. 

All  the  town  was  indignant  at  my  Lord  Duke's  unjust 
treatment  of  General  Webb,  and  applauded  the  vote  of  thanks 
which  the  House  of  Commons  gave  to  the  General  for  his 
victory  at  Wynendael.  'Tis  certain  that  the  capture  of  Lille 
was  the  consequence  of  that  lucky  achievement,  and  the  humi- 
liation of  the  old  French  King,  who  was  said  to  suffer  more 
at  the  loss  of  this  great  city,  than  from  any  of  the  former 
victories  our  troops  had  won  over  him.  And,  I  think,  no 
small  part  of  Mr.  \\'ebb's  exultation  at  his  victory  arose  from 
the  idea  that  Marlborough  had  been  disappointed  of  a  great 
bribe  the  French  King  had  promised  him,  should  the  siege  be 
raised.  The  very  sum  of  money  offered  to  him  was  mentioned 
by  the  Duke's  enemies  ;  and  honest  Mr.  Webb  chuckled  at 
the  notion  not  only  of  beating  the  French,  but  of  beating 
Marlborough  too,  and  intercepting  a  convoy  of  three  millions 
of  French  crowns,  that  were  on  their  way  to  the  Generalissimo's 
insatiable  pockets.  When  the  General's  lady  went  to  the 
Queen's  drawing-room,  all  the  Tory  women  crowded  round 
her  with  congratulations,  and  made  her  a  train  greater  than 
the  Duchess  of  Marlborough's  own.  Feasts  were  given  to  the 
General  by  all  the  chiefs  of  the  Tory  party,  who  vaunted  him 
as  the  Duke's  equal  in  military  skill ;  and  perhaps  used  the 
worthy  soldier  as  their  instrument,  whilst  he  thought  they 
were  but  acknowledging  his  merits  as  a  commander.  As  the 
General's  aide-de-camp,  and  favourite  officer,  Mr.  Esmond  came 
in  for  a  share  of  his  chief's  popularity,  and  was  presented  to 
Her  Majesty,  and  advanced  to  the  rank  of  Lieutenant-Colonel, 
at  the  request  of  his  grateful  chief 

We  may  be  sure  there  was  one  family  in  which  any  good 
fortune  that  happened  to  Esmond  caused  such  a  sincere  pride 
and  pleasure,  that  he,  for  his  part,  was  thankful  he  could 
make  them  so  happy.  With  these  fond  friends,  Blenheim  and 
Oudenarde  seemed  to  be  mere  trifling  incidents  of  the  war  ; 
and  Wynendael  was  its  crowning  victory.  Esmond's  mistress 
never  tired  to  hear  accounts  of  the  battle  ;  and  I  think  General 
Webb's  lady  grew  jealous  of  her,  for  the  General  was  for  ever 


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at  Kensington,  and  talking  on  that  delightful  theme.  As  for  his 
aide-de-camp,  though,  no  doubt,  Esmond's  own  natural  vanity 
was  pleased  at  the  little  share  of  reputation  which  his  good 
fortune  had  won  him,  yet  it  was  chiefly  precious  to  him  (he 
may  say  so,  now  that  he  hath  long  since  outlived  it)  because  it 
pleased  his  mistress,  and,  above  all,  because  Beatrix  valued  it. 

As  for  the  old  Dowager  of  Chelsea,  never  was  an  old  woman 
in  all  England  more  delighted  nor  more  gracious  than  she. 
Esmond  had  his  quarters  in  her  ladyship's  house,  where  the 
domesticks  were  instructed  to  consider  him  as  their  master. 
She  bade  him  give  entertainments,  of  which  she  defrayed  the 
charges,  and  was  charmed  when  his  guests  were  carried  away 
tipsy  in  their  coaches.  She  must  have  his  picture  taken;  and 
accordingly  he  was  painted  by  Mr.  Jervas,  in  his  red  coat,  and 
smiling  upon  a  bombshell,  which  was  bursting  at  a  corner  of 
the  piece.  She  vowed  that  unless  he  made  a  great  match,  she 
should  never  die  easy,  and  was  for  ever  bringing  young  ladies 
to  Chelsea,  with  pretty  faces  and  pretty  fortunes,  at  the  disposal 
of  the  Colonel.  He  smiled  to  think  how  times  were  altered 
with  him,  and  of  the  early  days  in  his  father's  lifetime,  when  a 
trembling  page  he  stood  before  her,  with  her  ladyship's  basin 
and  ewer,  or  crouched  in  her  coach-step.  The  only  fault  she 
found  with  him  was  that  he  was  more  sober  than  an  Esmond 
ought  to  be ;  and  would  neither  be  carried  to  bed  by  his  valet, 
nor  lose  his  heart  to  any  beauty,  whether  of  St.  James's  or 
Covent  Garden. 

What  is  the  meaning  of  fidelity  in  love,  and  whence  the 
birth  of  it.?  'Tis  a  state  of  mind  that  men  fall  into,  and 
depending  on  the  man  rather  than  the  woman.  We  love 
being  in  love,  that's  the  truth  on't.  If  we  had  not  met  Joan, 
we  should  have  met  Kate,  and  adored  her.  We  know  our 
mistresses  are  no  better  than  many  other  women,  nor  no 
prettier,  nor  no  wiser,  nor  no  wittier.  'Tis  not  for  these  reasons 
we  love  a  woman,  or  for  any  special  quality  or  charm  I  know 
of;  we  might  as  well  demand  that  a  lady  should  be  the  tallest 
woman  in  the  world,  like  the  Shropshire  giantess,*  as  that  she 
should  be  a  paragon  in  any  other  character,  before  we  began 
to  love  her.  Esmond's  mistress  had  a  thousand  faults  beside 
her  charms  :  he  knew  both  perfectly  well;  she  was  imperious, 

*  'Tis  not  thus  ivoinan  loves:  Col.  E.  halh  owned  to  this  folly  for  a 
score  of  women  besides. — R. 


Why  DO   WE  Fall  IN  Love  329 

she  was  light-minded,  she  was  flighty,  she  was  false,  she  had 
no  reverence  in  her  character ;  she  was  in  everything,  even  in 
beauty,  the  contrast  of  her  mother,  who  was  the  most  devoted 
and  the  least  selfish  of  women.  Well,  from  the  very  first 
moment  he  saw  her  on  the  stairs  at  Walcote,  Esmond  knew 
he  loved  Beatrix.  There  might  be  better  women — he  wanted 
that  one.  He  cared  for  none  other.  Was  it  because  she 
was  gloriously  beautiful  ?  Beautiful  as  she  was,  he  hath  heard 
people  say  a  score  of  times  in  their  company,  that  Beatrix's 
mother  looked  as  young,  and  was  the  handsomer  of  the  two. 
Why  did  her  voice  thrill  in  his  ear  so  ?  She  could  not  sing 
near  so  well  as  Nicolini  or  Mrs.  Tofts ;  nay,  she  sang  out  of 
tune,  and  yet  he  liked  to  hear  her  better  than  St.  Cecilia.  She 
had  not  a  finer  complexion  than  Mrs.  Steele  (Dick's  wife,  whom 
he  had  now  got,  and  who  ruled  poor  Dick  with  a  rod  of 
pickle),  and  yet  to  see  her  dazzled  Esmond ;  he  would  shut 
his  eyes,  and  the  thought  of  her  dazzled  him  all  the  same. 
She  was  brilliant  and  lively  in  talk,  but  not  so  incomparably 
witty  as  her  mother,  who,  when  she  was  cheerful,  said  the 
finest  things ;  but  yet  to  hear  her,  and  to  be  with  her,  was 
Esmond's  greatest  pleasure.  Days  passed  away  between  him 
and  these  ladies,  he  scarce  knew  how.  He  poured  his  heart 
out  to  them,  so  as  he  never  could  in  any  other  company,  where 
he  hath  generally  passed  for  being  moody,  or  supercilious  and 
silent.  This  society  *  was  more  delightful  than  that  of  the 
greatest  wits  to  him.  May  Heaven  pardon  him  the  lies  he 
told  the  Dowager  at  Chelsea,  in  order  to  get  a  pretext  for  going 
away  to  Kensington  :  the  business  at  the  Ordnance  which  he 
invented;  the  interview  with  his  General,  the  courts  and 
statesmen's  levees  which  he  didn't  frequent,  and  described  ;  who 
wore  a  new  suit  on  Sunday  at  Saint  James's  or  at  the  Queen's 
birthday ;  how  many  coaches  filled  the  street  at  Mr.  Harley's 
levee ;  how  many  bottles  he  had  had  the  honour  to  drink  over 
night  with  Mr.  St.  John  at  the  Cocoa  Tree,  or  at  the  Garter 
with  Mr.  Walpole  and  Mr.  Steele. 

Mistress  Beatrix  Esmond  had  been  a  dozen  times  on  the 
point  of  making  great  matches,  so  the  Court  scandal  said  ; 
but  for  his  part  Esmond  never  would  believe  the  stories  against 
her ;  and  came  back,  after  three  years'  absence  from  her,  not 

*  And,  indeed,  so  was  his  to  them,  a  thousand  thousand  times  more 
charming,  for  where  was  his  equal  ? — R. 


330      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

so  frantick  as  he  had  been  perhaps,  but  still  hungering  after 
her  and  no  other,  still  hopeful,  still  kneeling,  with  his  heart 
in  his  hand  for  the  young  lady  to  take.  We  were  now  got  to 
1709.  She  was  near  twenty-two  years  old,  and  three  years  at 
Court,  and  without  a  husband. 

"  'Tis  not  for  want  of  being  asked,"  Lady  Castlewood  said, 
looking  into  Esmond's  heart,  as  she  could,  with  that  percep- 
tiveness  affection  gives.  "  But  she  will  make  no  mean  match, 
Harry :  she  will  not  marry  as  I  would  have  her ;  the  person 
whom  I  should  like  to  call  my  son,  and  Henry  Esmond  knows 
who  that  is,  is  best  served  by  my  not  pressing  his  claim. 
Beatrix  is  so  wilful,  that  what  I  would  urge  on  her,  she  would 
be  sure  to  resist.  The  man  who  would  marry  her  will  not  be 
happy  with  her,  unless  he  be  a  great  person,  and  can  put  her 
in  a  great  position.  Beatrix  loves  admiration  more  than  love ; 
and  longs,  beyond  all  things,  for  command.  Why  should  a 
mother  speak  so  of  her  child  ?  \'ou  are  my  son,  too,  Harry. 
You  should  know  the  truth  about  your  sister.  I  thought  you 
might  cure  yourself  of  your  passion,"  my  lady  added  fondly. 
"  Other  people  can  cure  themselves  of  that  folly,  you  know. 
But  I  see  you  are  still  as  infatuated  as  ever.  When  we  read 
your  name  in  the  Gazette,  I  pleaded  for  you,  my  poor  boy. 
Poor  boy,  indeed  !  You  are  growing  a  grave  old  gentleman 
now,  and  I  am  an  old  woman.  She  likes  your  fame  well 
enough,  and  she  likes  your  person.  She  says  you  have  wit, 
and  fire,  and  good  breeding,  and  are  more  natural  than  the 
fine  gentlemen  of  the  Court.  But  this  is  not  enough.  She 
wants  a  commander-in-chief,  and  not  a  colonel.  Were  a  duke 
to  ask  her,  she  would  leave  an  earl  whom  she  had  promised. 
I  told  you  so  before.  I  know  not  how  my  poor  girl  is  so 
worldly." 

"  Well,"  says  Esmond,  "  a  man  can  but  give  his  best  and 
his  all.  She  has  that  from  me.  What  little  reputation  I  have 
won,  I  swear  I  cared  for  it  but  because  I  thought  Beatrix 
would  be  pleased  with  it.  What  care  I  to  be  a  colonel  or  a 
general?  Think  you  'twill  matter  a  few  score  years  hence, 
what  our  foolish  honours  to-day  are?  I  would  have  had  a 
little  fame,  that  she  might  wear  it  in  her  hat.  If  I  had  any- 
thing better,  I  would  endow  her  with  it.  If  she  wants  my 
life,  I  would  give  it  her.  If  she  marries  another,  I  will  say 
God  bless  him.  I  make  no  boast,  nor  no  complaint.  I  think 
my  fidelity  is  folly,  perhaps.     But  so  it  is.     I   cannot  help 


Que  voulez  vous?     Je  l'aime         331 

myself.  I  love  her.  You  are  a  thousand  times  better :  the 
fondest,  the  fairest,  the  dearest  of  women.  Sure,  dear  lady, 
I  see  all  Beatrix's  faults  as  well  as  you  do.  But  she  is  my 
fate.  'Tis  endurable.  I  shall  not  die  for  not  having  her.  I 
think  I  should  be  no  happier  if  I  won  her.  Que  voulez  vous? 
as  my  Lady  of  Chelsea  would  say.    /e  raiine." 

"  I  wish  she  would  have  you,"  said  Harry's  fond  mistress, 
giving  a  hand  to  him.  He  kissed  the  fair  hand  ('twas  the 
prettiest  dimpled  little  hand  in  the  world,  and  my  Lady 
Castlewood,  though  now  almost  forty  years  old,  did  not  look 
to  be  within  ten  years  of  her  age).  He  kissed  and  kept  her 
fair  hand,  as  they  talked  together. 

"  Why,"  says  he,  "  should  she  hear  me  ?  She  knows  what 
I  would  say.  Far  or  near  she  knows  I'm  her  slave.  I  have 
sold  myself  for  nothing,  it  may  be.  Well,  'tis  the  price  I 
choose  to  take.     I  am  worth  nothing,  or  I  am  worth  all." 

"  You  are  such  a  treasure,"  Esmond's  mistress  was  pleased 
to  say,  "that  the  woman  who  has  your  love,  shouldn't  change  it 
away  against  a  kingdom,  I  think.  I  am  a  country-bred  woman, 
and  cannot  say  but  the  ambitions  of  the  town  seem  mean  to 
me.  I  never  was  awe-stricken  by  my  Lady  Duchess's  rank 
and  finery,  or  afraid,"  she  added,  with  a  sly  laugh,  "of  anything 
but  her  temper.  I  hear  of  Court  ladies  who  pine  because  Her 
Majesty  looks  cold  on  them  ;  and  great  noblemen  who  would 
give  a  limb  that  they  might  wear  a  garter  on  the  other.  This 
worldliness,  which  I  can't  comprehend,  was  born  with  Beatrix, 
who,  on  the  first  day  of  her  waiting,  was  a  perfect  courtier. 
We  are  like  sisters,  and  she  the  elder  sister,  somehow.  She 
tells  me  I  have  a  mean  spirit.  I  laugh,  and  say  she  adores  a 
coach-and-six.  I  cannot  reason  her  out  of  her  ambition.  'Tis 
natural  to  her,  as  to  me  to  love  quiet,  and  be  indifferent  about 
rank  and  riches.  What  are  they,  Harry  ?  and  for  how  long  do 
they  last  ?  Our  home  is  not  here."  She  smiled  as  she  spoke, 
and  looked  like  an  angel  that  was  only  on  earth  on  a  visit. 
"Our  home  is  where  the  just  are,  and  where  our  sins  and  sorrows 
enter  not.  My  father  used  to  rebuke  me,  and  say  that  I  was 
too  hopeful  about  Heaven.  But  I  cannot  help  my  nature,  and 
grow  obstinate  as  I  grow  to  be  an  old  woman  ;  and  as  I  love 
my  children  so,  sure  Our  Father  loves  us  with  a  thousand  and 
a  thousand  times  greater  love.  It  must  be  that  we  shall  meet 
yonder,  and  be  happy.  Yes,  you — and  my  children,  and  my 
dear  lord.     Do  you  know,  Harry,  since  his  death,  it  has  always 


332      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

seemed  to  me  as  if  his  love  came  back  to  me,  and  that  we  are 
parted  no  more.  Perhaps  he  is  here,  now,  Harry — I  think  he 
is.  Forgiven  I  am  sure  he  is  :  even  Mr.  Atterbury  absolved 
him  ;  and  he  died  forgiving.  Oh,  what  a  noble  heart  he  had  ! 
How  generous  he  was  !  I  was  but  fifteen  and  a  child  when 
he  married  me.  How  good  he  was  to  stoop  to  me  !  He  was 
always  good  to  the  poor  and  humble."  She  stopped,  then 
presently,  with  a  peculiar  expression,  as  if  her  eyes  were  looking 
into  Heaven,  and  saw  my  lord  there,  she  smiled,  and  gave  a 
little  laugh.  "I  laugh  to  see  you,  sir,"  she  says;  "when  you 
come,  it  seems  as  if  you  never  were  away."  One  may  put  her 
words  down,  and  remember  them,  but  how  describe  her  sweet 
tones,  sweeter  than  musick  ? 

My  young  lord  did  not  come  home  at  the  end  of  the 
campaign,  and  wrote  that  he  was  kept  at  Bruxelles  on  military 
duty.  Indeed,  I  believe  he  was  engaged  in  laying  siege  to  a 
certain  lady,  who  was  of  the  suite  of  Madame  de  Soissons,  the 
Prince  of  Savoy's  mother,  who  was  just  dead,  and  who,  like 
the  Flemish  fortresses,  was  taken  and  retaken  a  great  number 
of  times  during  the  war,  and  occupied  by  French,  English, 
and  Imperialists.  Of  course,  Mr.  Esmond  did  not  think  fit  to 
enlighten  Lady  Castlewood  regarding  the  young  scapegrace's 
doings  :  nor  had  he  said  a  word  about  the  affair  with  Lord 
Mohun,  knowing  how  abhorrent  that  man's  name  was  to  his 
mistress.  Frank  did  not  waste  much  time  or  money  on  pen 
and  ink ;  and,  when  Harry  came  home  with  his  General,  only 
writ  two  lines  to  his  mother,  to  say  his  wound  in  the  leg  was 
almost  healed,  that  he  would  keep  his  coming  of  age  next 
year, — that  the  duty  aforesaid  would  keep  him  at  Bruxelles, 
and  that  Cousin  Harry  would  tell  all  the  news. 

But  from  Bruxelles,  knowing  how  the  Lady  Castlewood 
always  liked  to  have  a  letter  about  the  famous  29th  of  Decem- 
ber, my  lord  writ  her  a  long  and  full  one,  and  in  this  he 
must  have  described  the  affair  with  Mohun ;  for  when  Mr. 
Esmond  came  to  visit  his  mistress  one  day,  early  in  the  new 
year,  to  his  great  wonderment,  she  and  her  daughter  both  came 
up  and  saluted  him,  and  after  them  the  Dowager  of  Chelsea, 
too,  whose  chairman  had  just  brought  her  ladyship  from  her 
village  to  Kensington  across  the  fields.  After  this  honour,  I 
say,  from  the  two  ladies  of  Castlewood,  the  Dowager  came 
forward  in  great  state,  with  her  grand  tall  head-dress  of  King 
James's    reign,  that  she    never  forsook,    and  said,    "  Cousin 


A  Feast   at  Kensington  333 

Henry,  all  our  family  have  met ;  and  we  thank  you,  cousin, 
for  your  noble  conduct  towards  the  head  of  our  house."  And 
pointing  to  her  blushing  cheek,  she  made  Mr.  Esmond  aware 
that  he  was  to  enjoy  the  rapture  of  an  embrace  there.  Having 
saluted  one  cheek,  she  turned  to  him  the  other.  "  Cousin 
Harry,"  said  both  the  other  ladies,  in  a  little  chorus,  "  we 
thank  you  for  your  noble  conduct ; "  and  then  Harry  became 
aware  that  the  story  of  the  Lille  affair  had  come  to  his  kins- 
women's ears.  It  pleased  him  to  hear  them  all  saluting  him 
as  one  of  their  family. 

The  tables  of  the  dining-room  were  laid  for  a  great  enter- 
tainment ;  and  the  ladies  were  in  gala  dresses — my  Lady  of 
Chelsea  in  her  highest  tour^  my  Lady  Viscountess  out  of  black, 
and  looking  fair  and  happy,  a  ravir ;  and  the  Maid  of  Honour 
attired  with  that  splendour  which  naturally  distinguished  her, 
and  wearing  on  her  beautiful  breast  the  French  officer's  star, 
which  Frank  had  sent  home  after  Ramillies. 

"You  see,  'tis  a  gala  day  with  us,"  says  she,  glancing  down 
to  the  star  complacently,  "and  we  have  our  orders  on.  Does 
not  mamma  look  charming  ?  'Twas  I  dressed  her  !  "  Lideed, 
Esmond's  dear  mistress,  blushing  as  he  looked  at  her,  with 
her  beautiful  fair  hair  and  an  elegant  dress,  according  to  t\\itmode, 
appeared  to  have  the  shape  and  complexion  of  a  girl  of  twenty. 

On  the  table  was  a  fine  sword,  with  a  red  velvet  scabbard, 
and  a  beautiful  chased  silver  handle,  with  a  blue  ribbon  for 
a  sword-knot.  "What  is  this?"  says  the  Captain,  going  up 
to  look  at  this  pretty  piece. 

Mrs.  Beatrix  advanced  towards  it.  "Kneel  down,"  says 
she  :  "  we  dub  you  our  knight  with  this  " — and  she  waved  the 
sword  over  his  head — "  my  Lady  Dowager  hath  given  the 
sword ;  and  I  give  the  riband,  and  mamma  hath  sewn  on  the 
fringe." 

"Put  the  sword  on  him,  Beatrix,"  says  her  mother.  "You 
are  our  knight,  Harry — our  true  knight.  Take  a  mother's 
thanks  and  prayers  for  defending  her  son,  my  dear,  dear 
friend."  She  could  say  no  more,  and  even  the  Dowager  was 
affected,  for  a  couple  of  rebellious  tears  made  sad  marks  down 
those  wrinkled  old  roses  which  Esmond  had  just  been  allowed 
to  salute. 

"  We  had  a  letter  from  dearest  Frank,"  his  mother  said 
"three  days  since,  whilst  you  were  on  your  visit  to  your  friend 
Captain  Steele,  at  Hampton.     He  told  us  all  that  you  had 


334      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

done,  and  how  nobly  you  had  put  yourself  between  him  and 
that— that  wretch." 

"  And   I   adopt  you   from  this  day,"  says  the  Dowager ; 
"  and  I  wish  I  was  richer,  for  your  sake,  son  Esmond,"  she 


' '  Kneel  doion,"  says  she  :  "  we  dub  yon  our  knight  zvith  this  " 


added,  with  a  wave  of  her  hand  ;  and  as  Mr.  Esmond  duti- 
fully went  down  on  his  knee  before  her  ladyship,  she  cast  her 
eyes  up  to  the  ceiling  (the  gilt  chandelier,  and  the  twelve  wax 
candles  in  it,  for  the  party  was  numerous),  and  invoked  a 
blessing  from  that  quarter  upon  the  newly  adopted  son. 


Vive  le  Roy  335 

"  Dear  Frank,"  says  the  other  Viscountess,  "  how  fond  he 
is  of  his  mihtary  profession  !  He  is  studying  fortification  very 
hard.  I  wish  he  were  here.  We  shall  keep  his  coming  of  age 
at  Castlewood  next  year." 

"  If  the  campaign  permit  us,"  says  Mr.  Esmond. 

"  I  am  never  afraid  when  he  is  with  you,"  cries  the  boy's 
mother.     "  I  am  sure  my  Henry  will  always  defend  him." 

"  But  there  will  be  a  peace  before  next  year  ;  we  know  it 
for  certain,"  cries  the  Maid  of  Honour.  "  Lord  Marlborough 
will  be  dismissed,  and  that  horrible  Duchess  turned  out  of  all 
her  places.  Her  Majesty  won't  speak  to  her  now.  Did  you 
see  her  at  Bushy,  Harry  ?  She  is  furious,  and  she  ranges  about 
the  park  like  a  lioness,  and  tears  people's  eyes  out." 

"  And  the  Princess  Anne  will  send  for  somebody,"  says  my 
Lady  of  Chelsea,  taking  out  her  medal,  and  kissing  it. 

"  Did  you  see  the  King  at  Oudenarde,  Harry  ?  "  his  mistress 
asked.  She  was  a  staunch  Jacobite,  and  would  no  more  have 
thought  of  denying  her  King  than  her  God. 

"  I  saw  the  young  Hanoverian  only,"  Harry  said.  "  The 
Chevalier  de  St.  George " 

"  The  King,  sir,  the  King  !  "  said  the  ladies  ami  Miss 
Beatrix  ;  and  she  clapped  her  pretty  hands,  and  cried,  "  Vive 
le  Roy." 

By  this  time  there  came  a  thundering  knock,  that  drove  in 
the  doors  of  the  house  almost.  It  was  three  o'clock,  and  the 
company  were  arriving  ;  and  presently  the  servant  announced 
Captain  Steele  and  his  lady. 

Captain  and  Mrs.  Steele,  who  were  the  first  to  arrive,  had 
driven  to  Kensington  from  their  country-house,  the  Hovel 
at  Hampton  Wick.  "  Not  from  our  mansion  in  Bloomsbury 
Square,"  as  Mrs.  Steele  took  care  to  inform  the  ladies.  In- 
deed, Harry  had  ridden  away  from  Hampton  that  very  morning, 
leaving  the  couple  by  the  ears ;  for,  from  the  chamber  where 
he  lay,  in  a  bed  that  was  none  of  the  cleanest,  and  kept  awake 
by  the  company  which  he  had  in  his  own  bed,  and  the  quarrel 
which  was  going  on  in  the  next  room,  he  could  hear  both  night 
and  morning  the  curtain  lecture  which  Mrs.  Steele  was  in  the 
habit  of  administering  to  poor  Dick. 

At  night,  it  did  not  matter  so  much  for  the  culprit ;  Dick 
was  fuddled,  and  when  in  that  way  no  scolding  could  interrupt 
his  benevolence.  Mr.  Esmond  could  hear  him  coaxing  and 
speaking  in   that  maudlin  manner,   which  punch   and  claret 


336      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

produce,  to  his  beloved  Prue,  and  beseeching  her  to  remember 
that  there  was  a  distiunsht  officer  ithe  rex  roob,  who  would  over- 
hear her.  She  went  on,  nevertheless,  calling  him  a  drunken 
wretch,  and  was  only  interrupted  in  her  harangues  by  the 
Captain's  snoring. 

In  the  morning,  the  unhappy  victim  awoke  to  a  headache 
and  consciousness,  and  the  dialogue  of  the  night  was  resumed. 
"  Why  do  you  bring  captains  home  to  dinner  when  there's 
not  a  guinea  in  the  house  ?  How  am  I  to  give  dinners  when 
you  leave  me  without  a  shilling  ?  How  am  I  to  go  trapesing 
to  Kensington  in  my  yellow  satin  sack  before  all  the  fine 
company  ?  I've  nothing  fit  to  put  on ;  I  never  have ; "  and 
so  the  dispute  went  on — Mr.  Esmond  interrupting  the  talk 
when  it  seemed  to  be  growing  too  intimate  by  blowing  his  nose 
as  loudly  as  ever  he  could,  at  the  sound  of  which  trumpet 
there  came  a  lull.  But  Dick  was  charming,  though  his  wife  was 
odious,  and  'twas  to  give  Mr.  Steele  pleasure  that  the  ladies 
of  Castlewood,  who  were  ladies  of  no  small  fashion,  invited 
Mrs.  Steele. 

Besides  the  Captain  and  his  lady,  there  was  a  great  and 
notable  assemblage  of  company  ;  my  Lady  of  Chelsea  having 
sent  her  lackeys  and  liveries  to  aid  the  modest  attendance 
at  Kensington.  There  was  Lieutenant-General  Webb,  Harry's 
kind  patron,  of  whom  the  Dowager  took  possession,  and  who 
resplended  in  velvet  and  gold  lace ;  there  was  Harry's  new 
acquaintance,  the  Right  Honourable  Henry  St.  John,  Esquire, 
the  General's  kinsman,  who  was  charmed  with  the  Lady  Castle- 
wood, even  more  than  with  her  daughter ;  there  was  one  of  the 
greatest  noblemen  in  the  kingdom,  the  Scots  Duke  of  Hamil- 
ton, just  created  Duke  of  Brandon  in  England  ;  and  two  other 
noble  lords  of  the  Tory  party,  my  Lord  Ashburnham,  and 
another  I  have  forgot ;  and  for  ladies,  her  Grace  the  Duchess 
of  Ormonde  and  her  daughters,  the  Lady  Mary  and  the  Lady 
Betty,  the  former  one  of  Mistress  Beatrix's  colleagues  in 
waiting  on  the  Queen. 

"  What  a  party  of  Tories  !  "  whispered  Captain  Steele  to 
Esmond,  as  we  were  assembled  in  the  parlour  before  dinner. 
Indeed,  all  the  company  present,  save  Steele,  were  of  that 
faction. 

Mr.  St.  John  made  his  special  compliments  to  Mrs.  Steele, 
and  so  charmed  her,  that  she  declared  she  would  have  Steele 
a  Tory  too. 


Pericles  speaks  of  Aspasia  337 

"Or  will  you  have  me  a  Whig?"  says  Mr.  St.  John.  "I 
think,  madam,  you  could  convert  a  man  to  anything." 

"  If  Mr.  St.  John  ever  comes  to  Bloomsbury  Square  I  will 
teach  him  what  I  know,''  says  Mrs.  Steele,  dropping  her  hand- 
some eyes.     "Do  you  know  Bloomsbury  Square?" 

"Do  I  know  the  Mall?  Do  I  know  the  Opera?  Do  I 
know  the  reigning  toast  ?  Why,  Bloomsbury  is  the  very  height 
of  the  mode,"  says  Mr.  St.  John.  " '  Tis  rus  in  urbe.  You 
have  gardens  all  the  way  to  Hampstead,  and  palaces  round 
about  you — Southampton  House  and  Montague  House." 

"  Where  you  wretches  go  and  fight  duels,"  cries  Mrs.  Steele. 

"  Of  which  the  ladies  are  the  cause  !  "  says  her  entertainer. 
"  Madam,  is  Dick  a  good  swordsman  ?  How  charming  the 
Tatler'vsy !  We  all  recognised  your  portrait  in  the  49th  number, 
and  I  have  been  dying  to  know  you  ever  since  I  read  it. 
'  Aspasia  must  be  allowed  to  be  the  first  of  the  beauteous  order 
of  love.'  Doth  not  the  passage  run  so  ?  'In  this  accomplished 
lady  love  is  the  constant  effect,  though  it  is  never  the  design  ; 
yet  though  her  mien  carries  much  more  invitation  than  com- 
mand, to  behold  her  is  an  immediate  check  to  loose  behaviour, 
and  to  love  her  is  a  liberal  education.' " 

"  O  indeed  !  "  says  Mrs.  Steele,  who  did  not  seem  to  under- 
stand a  word  of  what  the  gentleman  was  saying. 

"  W^ho  could  fail  to  be  accomplished  under  such  a  mistress  ?  " 
says  Mr.  St.  John,  still  gallant  and  bowing. 

"  Mistress  !  upon  my  word,  sir  !  "  cries  the  lady.  "  If  you 
mean  me,  sir,  I  would  have  you  know  that  I  am  the  Captain's 
wife." 

"Sure  we  all  know  it,"  answers  Mr.  St.  John,  keeping  his 
countenance  very  gravely  ;  and  Steele  broke  in,  saying,  "  'Twas 
not  about  Mrs.  Steele  I  writ  that  paper — though  I  am  sure  she 
is  worthy  of  any  compliment  I  can  pay  her — but  of  the  Lady 
Elizabeth  Hastings." 

"  I  always  thought  that  paper  was  Mr.  Congreve's,"  cries 
Mr.  St.  John,  showing  that  he  knew  more  about  the  subject 
than  he  pretended  to  Mr.  Steele,  and  who  was  the  original  Mr. 
Bickerstaffe  drew. 

"  Tom  Boxer  said  so  in  his  Observator.  But  Tom's  oracle 
is  often  making  blunders,"  cries  Steele. 

"  Mr.  Boxer  and  my  husband  were  friends  once,  and  when 
the  Captain  was  ill  with  the  fever  no  man  could  be  kinder  than 
Mr.  Boxer,  who  used  to  come  to  his  bedside  every  day,  and 

Y 


338      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

actually  brought  Dr.  Arbuthnot,  who  cured  him,"  whispered 
Mrs.  Steele. 

"  Indeed,  madam  ?  How  very  interesting,"  says  Mr.  St. 
John. 

"  But  when  the  Captain's  last  comedy  came  out,  Mr.  Boxer 
took  no  notice  of  it — you  know  he  is  Mr.  Congreve's  man, 
and  won't  ever  give  a  word  to  the  other  house — and  this  made 
my  husband  angry." 

"  O  !  Mr.  Boxer  is  Mr.  Congreve's  man  ! "  says  Mr.  St. 
John. 

"  Mr.  Congreve  has  wit  enough  of  his  own,"  cries  out  Mr. 
Steele.  "No  one  ever  heard  me  grudge  him  or  any  other 
man  his  share." 

"  I  hear  Mr.  Addison  is  equally  famous  as  a  wit  and  a  poet," 
says  Mr.  St.  John.  "  Is  it  true  that  his  hand  is  to  be  found  in 
your  Tatler,  Mr.  Steele?" 

"Whether  'tis  the  sublime  or  the  humorous,  no  man  can 
come  near  him,"  cries  Steele. 

"  A  fig,  Dick,  for  your  Mr.  Addison  ! "  cries  out  his  lady : 
"  a  gentleman  who  gives  himself  such  airs  and  holds  his  head 
so  high  now.  I  hope  your  ladyship  thinks  as  I  do :  I  can't 
bear  those  very  fair  men  with  white  eyelashes — a  black  man 
for  me."  (All  the  black  men  at  table  applauded,  and  made 
Mrs.  Steele  a  bow  for  this  compliment.)  "As  for  this  Mr. 
Addison,"  she  went  on,  "  he  comes  to  dine  with  the  Captain 
sometimes,  never  says  a  word  to  me,  and  then  they  walk  up- 
stairs, both  tipsy,  to  a  dish  of  tea.  I  remember  your  Mr. 
Addison  when  he  had  but  one  coat  to  his  back,  and  that  with 
a  patch  at  the  elbow." 

"  Indeed — a  patch  at  the  elbow  !  You  interest  me,"  says 
Mr.  St.  John.  " 'Tis  charming  to  hear  of  one  man  of  letters 
from  the  charming  wife  of  another." 

"Law!  I  could  tell  you  ever  so  much  about  'em,"  con- 
tinues the  voluble  lady.  "  What  do  you  think  the  Captain  has 
got  now  ? — a  little  hunchback  fellow — a  little  hop-o'-my-thumb 
creature  that  he  calls  a  poet — a  little  popish  brat ! " 

"Hush,  there  are  two  in  the  room,"  whispers  her  com- 
panion. 

"Well,  I  call  him  popish  because  his  name  is  Pope,"  says 
the  lady.  "'Tis  only  my  joking  way.  And  this  little  dwarf  of 
a  fellow  has  wrote  a  pastoral  poem — all  about  shepherds  and 
shepherdesses,  you  know." 


Mr.  Pope  339 

"  A  shepherd  should  have  a  Httle  crook,"  says  my  mistress, 
laughing  from  her  end  of  the  table  :  on  which  Mrs.  Steele  said, 
"  she  did  not  know,  but  the  Captain  brought  home  this  queer 
little  creature  when  she  was  in  bed  with  her  first  boy,  and  it 
was  a  mercy  he  had  come  no  sooner ;  and  Dick  raved  about 
his  gef/us,  and  was  always  raving  about  some  nonsense  or  other." 

"Which  of  the  Tatlers  do  you  prefer,  Mrs.  Steele?"  asked 
]\Ir.  St.  John. 

"  I  never  read  but  one,  and  think  it  all  a  pack  of  rubbish,  sir," 
says  the  lady.  "Such  stuff  about  Bickerstaffe,  and  Distaff, 
and  Quarterstaff,  as  it  all  is  !  There's  the  Captain  going  on 
still  with  the  Burgundy — I  know  he'll  be  tipsy  before  he  stops 
— Captain  Steele  !  " 

"I  drink  to  your  eyes,  my  dear,"  says  the  Captain,  who 
seemed  to  think  his  wife  charming,  and  to  receive  as  genuine 
all  the  satirick  compliments  which  Mr.  St.  John  paid  her. 

All  this  while  the  Maid  of  Honour  had  been  trying  to  get 
Mr.  Esmond  to  talk,  and  no  doubt  voted  him  a  dull  fellow. 
For,  by  some  mistake,  just  as  he  was  going  to  pop  into  the 
vacant  place,  he  was  placed  far  away  from  Beatrix's  chair,  who 
sate  between  his  Grace  and  my  Lord  Ashburnham,  and 
shrugged  her  lovely  white  shoulders,  and  cast  a  look  as  if  to 
say,  "  Pity  me,"  to  her  cousin.  My  Lord  Duke  and  his  young 
neighbour  were  presently  in  a  very  animated  and  close  con- 
versation. Mrs.  Beatrix  could  no  more  help  using  her  eyes 
than  the  sun  can  help  shining,  and  setting  those  it  shines  on 
a-burning.  By  the  time  the  first  course  was  done  the  dinner 
seemed  long  to  Esmond  :  by  the  time  the  soup  came  he  fancied 
they  must  have  been  hours  at  table  :  and  as  for  the  sweets  and 
jellies  he  thought  they  never  would  be  done. 

At  length  the  ladies  rose,  Beatrix  throwing  a  Parthian 
glance  at  her  duke  as  she  retreated  ;  a  fresh  bottle  and  glasses 
were  fetched,  and  toasts  were  called.  Mr.  St.  John  asked  his 
Grace  the  Duke  of  Hamilton  and  the  company  to  drink  to  the 
health  of  his  Grace  the  Duke  of  Brandon.  Another  lord  gave 
General  Webb's  health,  "and  may  he  get  the  command  the 
bravest  officer  in  the  world  deserves."  Mr.  Webb  thanked  the 
company,  complimented  his  aide-de-camp,  and  fought  his 
famous  battle  over  again. 

"  /iestfatiguaut,'"  whispers  Mr.  St.  John,  ''  avec  sa  trompette 
de  IVynendLiel" 

Captain  Steele,  who  was  not  of  our  side,  loyally  gave  the 


340      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

health  of  the  Duke  of  Marlborough,  the  greatest  general  of 
the  age. 

"  I  drink  to  the  greatest  general  with  all  my  heart,"  says 
Mr.  Webb ;  "  there  can  be  no  gainsaying  that  character  of 
him.  My  glass  goes  to  the  General,  and  not  to  the  Duke, 
Mr.  Steele."  And  the  stout  old  gentleman  emptied  his 
bumper ;  to  which  Dick  replied  by  filling  and  emptying  a  pair 
of  brimmers,  one  for  the  General  and  one  for  the  Duke. 

And  now  his  Grace  of  Hamilton,  rising  up,  with  flashing 
eyes  (we  had  all  been  drinking  pretty  freely),  proposed  a  toast 
to  the  lovely,  to  the  incomparable  Mrs.  Beatrix  Esmond ; 
we  all  drank  it  with  cheers,  and  my  Lord  Ashburnham  especi- 
ally, with  a  shout  of  enthusiasm. 

"  What  a  pity  there  is  a  Duchess  of  Hamilton,"  whispers 
St.  John,  who  drank  more  wine  and  yet  was  more  steady  than 
most  of  the  others ;  and  we  entered  the  drawing-room,  where 
the  ladies  were  at  their  tea.  As  for  poor  Dick,  we  were 
obliged  to  leave  him  alone  at  the  dining-table,  where  he  was 
hiccupping  out  the  lines  from  the  "  Campaign,"  in  which  the 
greatest  poet  had  celebrated  the  greatest  general  in  the  world ; 
and  Harry  Esmond  found  him,  half-an-hour  afterwards,  in  a 
more  advanced  stage  of  liquor,  and  weeping  about  the  treachery 
of  Tom  Boxer. 

The  drawing-room  was  all  dark  to  poor  Harry,  in  spite  of 
the  grand  illumination.  Beatrix  scarce  spoke  to  him.  When 
my  Lord  Duke  went  away,  she  practised  upon  the  next  in 
rank,  and  plied  my  young  Lord  Ashburnham  with  all  the  fire 
of  her  eyes  and  the  fascinations  of  her  wit.  Most  of  the  party 
were  set  to  cards,  and  Mr.  St.  John,  after  yawning  in  the  face 
of  Mrs.  Steele,  whom  he  did  not  care  to  pursue  any  more ; 
and  talking  in  his  most  brilliant,  animated  way  to  Lady 
Castlewood,  whom  he  pronounced  to  be  beautiful,  of  a  far 
higher  order  of  beauty  than  her  daughter,  presently  took  his 
leave,  and  went  his  way.  The  rest  of  the  company  speedily 
followed,  my  Lord  Ashburnham  the  last,  throwing  fiery  glances 
at  the  smiling  young  temptress,  who  had  bewitched  more 
hearts  than  his  in  her  thrall. 

No  doubt,  as  a  kinsman  of  the  house,  Mr.  Esmond 
thought  fit  to  be  the  last  of  all  in  it ;  he  remained  after  the 
coaches  had  rolled  away — after  his  dowager  aunt's  chair  and 
flambeaux  had  marched  off  in  the  darkness  towards  Chelsea, 
and  the  town's-people  had  gone  to  bed,  who  had  been  drawn 


A  Bon  Soir  341 

into  the  square  to  gape  at  the  unusual  assemblage  of  chairs 
and  chariots,  lacqueys  and  torchmen.  The  poor  mean  wretch 
lingered  yet  for  a  few  minutes,  to  see  whether  the  girl  would 
vouchsafe  him  a  smile,  or  a  parting  word  of  consolation.  But 
her  enthusiasm  of  the  morning  was  quite  died  out,  or  she 
chose  to  be  in  a  different  mood.  She  fell  to  joking  about 
the  dowdy  appearance  of  Lady  Betty,  and  mimicked  the 
vulgarity  of  Mrs.  Steele ;  and  then  she  put  up  her  little  hand 
to  her  mouth  and  yawned,  lighted  a  taper,  and  shrugged  her 
shoulders,  and  dropping  Mr.  Esmond  a  saucy  curtsey,  sailed 
off  to  bed. 

"  The  day  began  so  well,  Henry,  that  I  had  hoped  it 
might  have  ended  better,"  was  all  the  consolation  that  poor 
Esmond's  fond  mistress  could  give  him  ;  and  as  he  trudged 
home  through  the  dark  alone,  he  thought,  with  bitter  rage  in 
his  heart,  and  a  feeling  of  almost  revolt  against  the  sacrifice 
he  had  made  :  "  She  would  have  me,"  thought  he,  "  had  I 
but  a  name  to  give  her.  But  for  my  promise  to  her  father,  I 
might  have  my  rank  and  my  mistress  too." 

I  suppose  a  man's  vanity  is  stronger  than  any  other  passion 
in  him ;  for  I  blush,  even  now,  as  I  recall  the  humiliation  of 
those  distant  days,  the  memory  of  which  still  smarts,  though 
the  fever  of  baulked  desire  has  passed  away  more  than  a  score 
of  years  ago.  When  the  writer's  descendants  come  to  read 
this  memoir,  I  wonder  will  they  have  lived  to  experience  a 
similar  defeat  and  shame  ?  Will  they  ever  have  knelt  to  a 
woman,  who  has  listened  to  them,  and  played  with  them, 
and  laughed  at  them — who,  beckoning  them  with  lures  and 
caresses,  and  with  Yes  smiling  from  her  eyes,  has  tricked 
them  on  to  their  knees,  and  turned  her  back,  and  left  them  ? 
All  this  shame  Mr.  Esmond  had  to  undergo;  and  he  sub- 
mitted, and  revolted,  and  presently  came  crouching  back 
for  more. 

After  this  feste,  my  young  Lord  Ashburnham's  coach  was 
for  ever  rolling  in  and  out  of  Kensington  Square ;  his  lady- 
mother  came  to  visit  Esmond's  mistress,  and  at  every  assembly 
in  the  town,  wherever  the  Maid  of  Honour  made  her  appearance, 
you  might  be  pretty  sure  to  see  the  young  gentleman  in  a  new 
suit  every  week,  and  decked  out  in  all  the  finery  that  his  tailor 
or  embroiderer  could  furnish  for  him.  My  lord  was  for  ever 
paying  Mr.  Esmond  compliments :  bidding  him  to  dinner, 
offering  him  horses  to  ride,  and  giving  him  a  thousand  uncouth 


342      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

marks  of  respect  and  good-will.  At  last,  one  night  at  the 
coffee-house,  whither  my  lord  came  considerably  flushed  and 
excited  with  drink,  he  rushes  up  to  Mr.  Esmond,  and  cries 
out — "  Give  me  joy,  my  dearest  Colonel ;  I  am  the  happiest 
of  men." 

"The  happiest  of  men  needs  no  dearest  colonel  to  give 
him  joy,"  says  Mr.  Esmond.  "What  is  the  cause  of  this 
supreme  felicity  ?  " 

"  Haven't  you  heard  ?  "  says  he.  "  Don't  you  know  ?  I 
thought  the  family  told  you  everything :  the  adorable  Beatrix 
hath  promised  to  be  mine." 

"  What !  "  cries  out  Mr.  Esmond,  who  had  spent  happy 
hours  with  Beatrix  that  very  morning — had  writ  verses  for 
her,  that  she  had  sung  at  the  harpsichord. 

"  Yes,"  says  he ;  "I  waited  on  her  to-day.  I  saw  you 
walking  towards  Knightsbridge  as  I  passed  in  my  coach  ;  and 
she  looked  so  lovely,  and  spoke  so  kind,  that  I  couldn't  help 
going  down  on  my  knees,  and — and — sure  I'm  the  happiest 
of  men  in  all  the  world  ;  and  I'm  very  young ;  but  she  says 
I  shall  get  older :  and  you  know  I  shall  be  of  age  in  four 
months ;  and  there's  very  little  difference  between  us ;  and 
I'm  so  happy.  I  should  like  to  treat  the  company  to  some- 
thing. Let  us  have  a  bottle — a  dozen  bottles — and  drink  the 
health  of  the  finest  woman  in  England." 

Esmond  left  the  young  lord  tossing  off  bumper  after 
bumper,  and  strolled  away  to  Kensington  to  ask  whether  the 
news  w\as  true.  'Twas  only  too  sure :  his  mistress's  sad, 
compassionate  face  told  him  the  story ;  and  then  she  related 
what  particulars  of  it  she  knew,  and  how  my  young  lord  had 
made  his  offer,  half-an-hour  after  Esmond  went  away  that 
morning,  and  in  the  very  room  where  the  song  lay  yet  on 
the  harpsichord,  which  Esmond  had  writ,  and  they  had  sung 
together. 


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And  was  dmcm  to  piquet  with  her  gentlewoman  before  he  had  ivell 
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I    COME    TO    AN    END    OF    MY    BATTLES    AND    BRUISES 


THAT  feverish  desire  to  gain  a  little  reputation  which 
Esmond  had  had,  left  him  now  perhaps  that  he  had 
attained  some  portion  of  his  wish,  and  the  great  motive 
of  his  ambition  was  over.  His  desire  for  military  honour  was 
that  it  might  raise  him  in  Beatrix's  eyes.  'Twas  next  to 
nobility  and  wealth  the  only  kind  of  rank  she  valued.  It  was 
the  stake  quickest  won  or  lost  too  ;  for  law  is  a  very  long  game 
that  requires  a  life  to  practise ;    and  to  be  distinguished  in 

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346      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

letters  or  the  Church  would  not  have  forwarded  the  poor 
gentleman's  plans  in  the  least.  So  he  had  no  suit  to  play  but 
the  red  one,  and  he  played  it ;  and  this,  in  truth,  was  the 
reason  of  his  speedy  promotion  ;  for  he  exposed  himself  more 
than  most  gentlemen  do,  and  risked  more  to  win  more.  Is 
he  the  only  man  that  hath  set  his  life  against  a  stake  which 
maybe  not  worth  the  winning?  Another  risks  his  life  (and 
his  honour,  too,  sometimes)  against  a  bundle  of  bank-notes, 
or  a  yard  of  blue  riband,  or  a  seat  in  Parliament ;  and  some 
for  the  mere  pleasure  and  excitement  of  the  sport ;  as  a  field 
of  a  hundred  huntsmen  will  do,  each  out-bawling  and  out- 
galloping the  other  at  the  tail  of  a  dirty  fox,  that  is  to  be  the 
prize  of  the  foremost  happy  conqueror. 

When  he  heard  this  news  of  Beatrix's  engagement  in 
marriage.  Colonel  Esmond  knocked  under  to  his  fate,  and 
resolved  to  surrender  his  sword,  that  could  win  him  nothing 
now  he  cared  for ;  and  in  this  dismal  frame  of  mind  he  deter- 
mined to  retire  from  the  regiment,  to  the  great  delight  of  the 
captain  next  in  rank  to  him,  who  happened  to  be  a  young 
gentleman  of  good  fortune,  who  eagerly  paid  Mr.  Esmond  a 
thousand  guineas  for  his  majority  in  Webb's  regiment,  and 
was  knocked  on  the  head  the  next  campaign.  Perhaps 
Esmond  would  not  have  been  sorry  to  share  his  fate.  He 
was  more  the  Knight  of  the  Woful  Countenance  than  ever 
he  had  been.  His  moodiness  must  have  made  him  perfectly 
odious  to  his  friends  under  the  tents,  who  like  a  jolly  fellow, 
and  laugh  at  a  melancholy  warrior  always  sighing  after  Dul- 
cinea  at  home. 

Both  the  ladies  of  Castlewood  approved  of  Mr.  Esmond 
quitting  the  army,  and  his  kind  general  coincided  in  his  wish 
of  retirement,  and  helped  in  the  transfer  of  his  commission, 
which  brought  a  pretty  sum  into  his  pocket.  But  when  the 
Commander-in-Chief  came  home,  and  was  forced,  in  spite  of 
himself,  to  appoint  Lieutenant-General  Webb  to  the  command 
of  a  division  of  the  army  in  Flanders,  the  Lieutenant-General 
prayed  Colonel  Esmond  so  urgently  to  be  his  aide-de-camp 
and  military  secretary,  that  Esmond  could  not  resist  his  kind 
patron's  entreaties,  and  again  took  the  field,  not  attached  to 
any  regiment,  but  under  Webb's  orders.  What  must  have 
been    the   continued   agonies    of   fears  *    and   apprehensions 

*  What  indeed  ?     Psm.  xci.  2,  3,  y.^R.  E. 


My  Mistress's  secret  good  Works      347 

which  racked  the  gentle  breasts  of  wives  and  matrons  in 
those  dreadful  days,  when  every  Gazette  brought  accounts  of 
deaths  and  battles,  and  when,  the  present  anxiety  over,  and 
the  beloved  person  escaped,  the  doubt  still  remained  that  a 
battle  might  be  fought,  possibly,  of  which  the  next  Flanders 
letter  would  bring  the  account ;  so  they,  the  poor  tender 
creatures,  had  to  go  on  sickening  and  trembling  through  the 
whole  campaign.  Whatever  these  terrors  were  on  the  part  of 
Esmond's  mistress  (and  that  tenderest  of  women  must  have 
felt  them  most  keenly  for  both  her  sons,  as  she  called  them), 
she  never  allowed  them  outwardly  to  appear,  but  hid  her  ap- 
prehension as  she  did  her  charities  and  devotion.  'Twas  only 
by  chance  that  Esmond,  wandering  in  Kensington,  found  his 
mistress  coming  out  of  a  mean  cottage  there,  and  heard  that 
she  had  a  score  of  poor  retainers  whom  she  visited  and 
comforted  in  their  sickness  and  poverty,  and  who  blessed 
her  daily.  She  attended  the  early  church  daily  (though,  of  a 
Sunday  especially,  she  encouraged  and  advanced  all  sorts  of 
cheerfulness  and  innocent  gaiety  in  her  little  household) ;  and 
by  notes  entered  into  a  table-book  of  hers  at  this  time,  and 
devotional  compositions  writ  with  a  sweet  artless  fervour,  such 
as  the  best  divines  could  not  surpass,  showed  how  fond  her 
heart  was,  how  humble  and  pious  her  spirit,  what  pangs  of 
apprehension  she  endured  silently,  and  with  what  a  faithful 
reliance  she  committed  the  care  of  those  she  loved  to  the 
Awful  Dispenser  of  death  and  life. 

As  for  her  ladyship  at  Chelsea,  Esmond's  newly  adopted 
mother,  she  was  now  of  an  age  when  the  danger  of  any  second 
party  doth  not  disturb  the  rest  much.  She  cared  for  trumps 
more  than  for  most  things  in  life.  She  was  firm  enough  in 
her  own  faith,  but  no  longer  very  bitter  against  ours.  She 
had  a  very  good-natured,  easy  French  director.  Monsieur 
Gauthier  by  name,  who  was  a  gentleman  of  the  world,  and 
would  take  a  hand  of  cards  with  Dean  Atterbury,  my  lady's 
neighbour  at  Chelsea,  and  was  well  with  all  the  High  Church 
party.  No  doubt  Monsieur  Gauthier  knew  what  Esmond's 
peculiar  position  was,  for  he  corresponded  with  Holt,  and 
always  treated  Colonel  Esmond  with  particular  respect  and 
kindness ;  but  for  good  reasons  the  Colonel  and  the  Abbe 
never  spoke  on  this  matter  together,  and  so  they  remained 
perfect  good  friends. 

All  the  frequenters  of  my  Lady  of  Chelsea's  house  were 


34'^      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

of  the  Tory  and  High  Church  party.  Madam  Beatrix  was 
as  frantick  about  the  King  as  her  elderly  kinswoman  :  she 
wore  his  picture  on  her  heart ;  she  had  a  piece  of  his  hair ; 
she  vowed  he  was  the  most  injured,  and  gallant,  and  accom- 
plished, and  unfortunate,  and  beautiful  of  princes.  Steele, 
who  quarrelled  with  very  many  of  his  Tory  friends,  but  never 
with  Esmond,  used  to  tell  the  Colonel  that  his  kinswoman's 
house  was  a  rendezvous  of  Tory  intrigues  ;  that  Gauthier  was 
a  spy ;  that  Atterbury  was  a  spy  ;  that  letters  were  constantly 
going  from  that  house  to  the  Queen  at  St.  Germains  ;  on  which 
Esmond,  laughing,  would  reply,  that  they  used  to  say  in  the 
army  the  Duke  of  Marlborough  was  a  spy  too,  and  as  much 
in  correspondence  with  that  family  as  any  Jesuit.  And 
without  entering  very  eagerly  into  the  controversy,  Esmond 
had  frankly  taken  the  side  of  his  family.  It  seemed  to  him 
that  King  James  the  Third  was  undoubtedly  King  of  England 
by  right ;  and  at  his  sister's  death  it  would  be  better  to  have 
him  than  a  foreigner  over  us.  No  man  admired  King  William 
more ;  a  hero  and  a  conqueror,  the  bravest,  justest,  wisest  of 
men— but  'twas  by  the  sword  he  conquered  the  country,  and 
held  and  governed  it  by  the  very  same  right  that  the  great 
Cromwell  held  it,  who  was  truly  and  greatly  a  sovereign.  But 
that  a  foreign  despotick  Prince,  out  of  Germany,  who  happened 
to  be  descended  from  King  James  the  First,  should  take  pos- 
session of  this  empire,  seemed  to  Mr.  Esmond  a  monstrous 
injustice — at  least,  every  Englishman  had  a  right  to  protest, 
and  the  English  Prince,  the  heir-at-law,  the  first  of  all.  What 
man  of  spirit  with  such  a  cause  would  not  back  it  ?  What 
man  of  honour  with  such  a  crown  to  win  would  not  fight  for 
it?  But  that  race  was  destined.  That  Prince  had  himself 
against  him,  an  enemy  he  could  not  overcome.  He  never 
dared  to  draw  his  sword,  though  he  had  it.  He  let  his  chances 
slip  by  as  he  lay  in  the  lap  of  opera  girls,  or  snivelled  at  the 
knees  of  priests  asking  pardon  ;  and  the  blood  of  heroes,  and 
the  devotedness  of  honest  hearts,  and  endurance,  courage, 
fidelity,  were  all  spent  for  him  in  vain. 

But  let  us  return  to  my  Lady  of  Chelsea,  who  when  her  son 
Esmond  announced  to  her  ladyship  that  he  proposed  to  make 
the  ensuing  campaign,  took  leave  of  him  with  perfect  alacrity, 
and  was  down  to  piquet  with  her  gentlewoman  before  he  had 
well  quitted  the  room  on  his  last  visit.  "  Tierce  to  a  king," 
were  the  last  words  he  ever  heard  her  say  :  the  game  of  life 


My  Fortune  349 

was  pretty  nearly  over  for  the  good  lady,  and  three  months 
afterwards  she  took  to  her  bed,  where  she  flickered  out  without 
any  pain,  so  the  Abbe  Gauthier  wrote  over  to  Mr.  Esmond, 
then  wath  his  general  on  the  frontier  of  France.  The  Lady 
Castlewood  was  with  her  at  her  ending,  and  had  written  too, 
but  these  letters  must  have  been  taken  by  a  privateer  in  the 
packet  that  brought  them ;  for  Esmond  knew  nothing  of 
their  contents  until  his  return  to  England. 

My  Lady  Castlewood  had  left  everything  to  Colonel  Esmond, 
"as  a  reparation  for  the  wrong  done  to  him  ; "  'twas  writ  in  her 
will.  But  her  fortune  was  not  much,  for  it  never  had  been 
large,  and  the  honest  Viscountess  had  wisely  sunk  most  of  the 
money  she  had  upon  an  annuity  which  terminated  with  her 
life.  However,  there  was  the  house  and  furniture,  plate,  and 
pictures  at  Chelsea,  and  a  sum  of  money  lying  at  her  merchant'.s. 
Sir  Josiah  Child,  which  altogether  would  realise  a  sum  of  near 
three  hundred  pounds  per  annum,  so  that  Mr.  Esmond  found 
himself,  if  not  rich,  at  least  easy  for  life.  Likewise,  there  were 
the  famous  diamonds  which  had  been  said  to  be  worth  fabulous 
sums,  though  the  goldsmith  pronounced  they  would  fetch  no 
more  than  four  thousand  pounds.  These  diamonds,  however, 
Colonel  Esmond  reserved,  having  a  special  use  for  them  :  but 
the  Chelsea  house,  plate,  goods,  &:c  ,  with  the  exception  of  a 
few  articles  which  he  kept  back,  were  sold  by  his  orders ;  and 
the  sums  resulting  from  the  sale  invested  in  the  publick  securi- 
ties, so  as  to  realise  the  aforesaid  annual  income  of  ^300. 

Having  now  something  to  leave,  he  made  a  will,  and 
dispatched  it  home.  The  army  was  now  in  presence  of  the 
enemy,  and  a  great  battle  expected  every  day.  'Twas  known 
that  the  General-in-Chief  was  in  disgrace,  and  the  parties  at 
home  strong  against  him ;  and  there  was  no  stroke  this  great 
and  resolute  player  would  not  venture  to  recall  his  fortune  when 
it  seemed  desperate.  Frank  Castlewood  was  with  Colonel 
Esmond  ;  his  general  having  gladly  taken  the  young  nobleman 
on  to  his  Staff.  His  studies  of  fortifications  at  Bruxelles  were 
over  by  this  time.  The  fort  he  was  besieging  had  yielded,  I 
believe,  and  my  lord  had  not  only  marched  in  with  flying 
colours,  but  marched  out  again.  He  used  to  tell  his  boyish 
wickednesses  with  admirable  humour,  and  was  the  most  charm- 
ing young  scapegrace  in  the  army. 

'Tis  needless  to  say  that  Colonel  Esmond  had  left  every 
penny  of  his  little  fortune  to  this  boy.     It  was  the  Colonel's 


350      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

firm  conviction  that  the  next  battle  would  put  an  end  to  him  : 
for  he  felt  aweary  of  the  sun,  and  quite  ready  to  bid  that  and 
the  earth  farewell.  Frank  would  not  listen  to  his  comrade's 
gloomy  forebodings,  but  swore  they  would  keep  his  birthday 
at  Castlewood  that  autumn,  after  the  campaign.  He  had  heard 
of  the  engagement  at  home.  "  If  Prince  Eugene  goes  to 
London,"  says  Frank,  "and  Trix  can  get  hold  of  him,  she'll 
jilt  Ashburnham  for  His  Highness.  I  tell  you,  she  used  to 
make  eyes  at  the  Duke  of  Marlborough,  when  she  was  only 
fourteen,  and  ogling  poor  little  Blandford.  /wouldn't  marry 
her,  Harry,  no,  not  if  her  eyes  were  twice  as  big.  Til  take  my 
fun.  ril  enjoy  for  the  next  three  years  every  possible  pleasure. 
I'll  sow  my  wild  oats  then,  and  marry  some  quiet,  steady, 
modest,  sensible  Viscountess ;  hunt  my  harriers ;  and  settle 
down  at  Castlewood.  Perhaps  I'll  represent  the  county — no, 
damme,  you  shall  represent  the  county.  You  have  the  brains 
of  the  family.  By  the  Lord,  my  dear  old  Harry,  you  have  the 
best  head  and  the  kindest  heart  in  all  the  army  ;  and  every 
man  says  so — and  when  the  Queen  dies,  and  the  King  comes 
back,  why  shouldn't  you  go  to  the  House  of  Commons  and 
be  a  minister,  and  be  made  a  peer,  and  that  sort  of  thing  ? 
You  be  shot  in  the  next  action  !  I  wager  a  dozen  of  Burgundy 
you  are  not  touched.  Mohun  is  well  of  his  wound.  He  is 
always  with  Corporal  John  now.  As  soon  as  ever  I  see  his 
ugly  face  I'll  spit  in  it.  I  took  lessons  of  Father — of  Captain 
Holtz  at  Bruxelles.  What  a  man  that  is !  He  knows  every- 
thing." Esmond  bade  Frank  have  a  care;  that  Father  Holt's 
knowledge  was  rather  dangerous ;  not,  indeed,  knowing  as 
yet  how  far  the  Father  had  pushed  his  instructions  with  his 
young  pupil. 

The  Gazetteers  and  writers,  both  of  the  French  and  English 
side,  have  given  accounts  sufficient  of  that  bloody  battle  of 
Blarignies  or  Malplaquet,  which  was  the  last  and  the  hardest 
earned  of  the  victories  of  the  great  Duke  of  Marlborough.  In 
that  tremendous  combat,  near  upon  two  hundred  and  fifty 
thousand  men  were  engaged,  more  than  thirty  thousand  of 
whom  were  slain  or  wounded  (the  Allies  lost  twice  as  many 
men  as  they  killed  of  the  French,  whom  they  conquered):  and 
this  dreadful  slaughter  very  likely  took  place  because  a  great 
general's  credit  was  shaken  at  home,  and  he  thought  to  restore 
it  by  a  victory.  If  such  were  the  motives  which  induced  the 
Duke  of  Marlborough  to  venture  that  prodigious  stake,  and 


Malplaqjiet  351 

desperately  sacrifice  thirty  thousand  brave  Uves,  so  that  he 
might  figure  once  more  in  a  Gazette^  and  hold  his  places  and 
pensions  a  little  longer,  the  event  defeated  the  dreadful  and 
selfish  design,  for  the  victory  was  purchased  at  a  cost  which 
no  nation,  greedy  of  glory,  as  it  may  be,  would  willingly  pay 
for  any  triumph.  The  gallantry  of  the  French  was  as  re- 
markable as  the  furious  bravery  of  their  assailants.  We  took 
a  few  score  of  their  flags,  and  a  few  pieces  of  their  artillery ; 
but  we  left  twenty  thousand  of  the  bravest  soldiers  of  the 
world  round  about  the  intrenched  lines,  from  which  the 
enemy  was  driven.  He  retreated  in  perfect  good  order ;  the 
panic-spell  seemed  to  be  broke,  under  which  the  French  had 
laboured  ever  since  the  disaster  of  Hochstedt ;  and,  fighting 
now  on  the  threshold  of  their  country,  they  showed  an  heroick 
ardour  of  resistance,  such  as  had  never  met  us  in  the  course 
of  their  aggressive  war.  Had  the  battle  been  more  successful, 
the  conqueror  might  have  got  the  price  for  which  he  waged 
it.  As  it  was  (and  justly,  I  think),  the  party  adverse  to  the 
Duke  in  England  were  indignant  at  the  lavish  extravagance 
of  slaughter,  and  demanded  more  eagerly  than  ever  the  recall 
of  a  chief  whose  cupidity  and  desperation  might  urge  him 
further  still.  After  this  bloody  fight  of  Malplaquet,  I  can 
answer  for  it,  that  in  the  Dutch  quarters  and  our  own,  and 
amongst  the  very  regiments  and  commanders  whose  gallantry 
was  most  conspicuous  upon  this  frightful  day  of  carnage,  the 
general  cry  was,  that  there  was  enough  of  the  war.  The  French 
were  driven  back  into  their  own  boundary,  and  all  their  con- 
quests and  booty  of  Flanders  disgorged.  As  for  the  Prince 
of  Savoy,  with  whom  our  Commander-in-Chief,  for  reasons  of 
his  own,  consorted  more  closely  than  ever,  'twas  known  that 
he  was  animated  not  merely  by  a  political  hatred,  but  by 
personal  rage  against  the  old  French  king :  the  Imperial 
Generalissimo  never  forgot  the  slight  put  by  Lewis  upon  the 
Abbe  de  Savoie ;  and  in  the  humiliation  or  ruin  of  his  most 
Christian  Majesty,  the  Holy  Roman  Emperor  found  his 
account.  But  what  were  these  quarrels  to  us,  the  free  citizens 
of  England  and  Holland?  Despot  as  he  was,  the  French 
monarch  was  yet  the  chief  of  European  civilisation,  more 
venerable  in  his  age  and  misfortunes  than  at  the  period  of  his 
most  splendid  successes ;  whilst  his  opponent  was  but  a  semi- 
barbarous  tyrant,  with  a  pillaging  murderous  horde  of  Croats 
and  Pandours,  composing  a  half  of  his  army,  filling  our  camp 


352      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

with  their  strange  figures,  bearded  like  the  miscreant  Turks 
their  neighbours,  and  carrying  into  Christian  warfare  their 
native  heathen  habits  of  rapine,  lust,  and  murder.  Why  should 
the  best  blood  in  England  and  France  be  shed  in  order  that 
the  Holy  Roman  and  Apostohc  master  of  these  ruffians  should 
have  his  revenge  over  the  Christian  king?  And  it  was  to 
this  end  we  were  fighting ;  for  this  that  every  village  and 
family  in  England  was  deploring  the  death  of  beloved  sons 
and  fathers.  We  dared  not  speak  to  each  other,  even  at 
table,  of  Malplaquet,  so  frightful  were  the  gaps  left  in  our 
army  by  the  cannon  of  that  bloody  action.  'Twas  heart- 
rending, for  an  officer  who  had  a  heart,  to  look  down  his  line 
on  a  parade-day  afterwards,  and  miss  hundreds  of  faces  of 
comrades — humble  or  of  high  rank — that  had  gathered  but 
yesterday  full  of  courage  and  cheerfulness  round  the  torn  and 
blackened  flags.  Where  were  our  friends  ?  As  the  great 
Duke  reviewed  us,  riding  along  our  lines  with  his  fine  suite 
of  prancing  aides-de-camp  and  generals,  stopping  here  and 
there  to  thank  an  officer  with  those  eager  smiles  and  bows,  of 
which  his  Grace  was  always  lavish,  scarce  a  huzzah  could  be 
got  for  him,  though  Cadogan,  with  an  oath,  rode  up  and  cried 
— "D — n  you,  why  don't  you  cheer?"  But  the  men  had  no 
heart  for  that :  not  one  of  them  but  was  thinking,  "  Where's 
my  comrade  ?  — where's  my  brother  that  fought  by  me,  or  my 
dear  captain  that  led  me  yesterday  ?  "  'Twas  the  most  gloomy 
pageant  I  ever  looked  on;  and  the  "Te  Deum,"  sung  by 
our  chaplains,  the  most  woeful  and  dreary  satyre. 

Esmond's  general  added  one  more  to  the  many  marks  of 
honour  which  he  had  received  in  the  front  of  a  score  of 
battles,  and  got  a  wound  in  the  groin,  which  laid  him  on  his 
back ;  and  you  may  be  sure  he  consoled  himself  by  abusing 
the  Commander-in-Chief,  as  he  lay  groaning :  "  Corporal 
John's  as  fond  of  me,"  he  used  to  say,  "as  King  David  was 
of  General  Uriah ;  and  so  he  always  gives  me  the  post  of 
danger."  He  persisted,  to  his  dying  day,  in  believing  that 
the  Duke  intended  he  should  be  beat  at  Wynendael,  and  sent 
him  purposely  with  a  small  force,  hoping  that  he  might  be 
knocked  on  the  head  there.  Esmond  and  Frank  Castlewood 
both  escaped  without  hurt,  though  the  division  which  our 
general  commanded  suffered  even  more  than  any  other,  having 
to  sustain  not  only  the  fury  of  the  enemy's  cannonade,  which 
was  very  hot  and  well  served,  but  the  furious  and  repeated 


The  tvv^o  Colonels  of  Fusileers      353 

charges  of  the  famous  Maison  du  Roy,  which  we  had  to 
receive  and  beat  off  again  and  again,  with  volleys  of  shot 
and  hedges  of  iron,  and  our  four  lines  of  musqueteers  and 
pikemen.  They  said  the  King  of  England  charged  us  no  less 
than  twelve  times  that  day,  along  with  the  French  Household. 
Esmond's  late  regiment,  General  Webb's  own  Fusileers,  served 
in  the  division  which  their  colonel  commanded.  The  General 
was  thrice  in  the  centre  of  the  square  of  the  Fusileers,  calling 
the  fire  at  the  French  charges ;  and,  after  the  action,  his  Grace 
the  Duke  of  Berwick  sent  his  compliments  to  his  old  regiment 
and  their  colonel  for  their  behaviour  on  the  field. 

We  drank  my  Lord  Castlewood's  health  and  majority,  the 
25th  of  September,  the  army  being  then  before  Mons  :  and 
here  Colonel  Esmond  was  not  so  fortunate  as  he  had  been  in 
actions  much  more  dangerous,  and  was  hit  by  a  spent  ball  just 
above  the  place  where  his  former  wound  was,  which  caused 
the  old  wound  to  open  again,  fever,  spitting  of  blood,  and 
other  ugly  symptoms  to  ensue ;  and,  in  a  word,  brought  him 
near  to  death's  door.  The  kind  lad,  his  kinsman,  attended 
his  elder  comrade  with  a  very  praiseworthy  affectionateness 
and  care  until  he  was  pronounced  out  of  danger  by  the  doctors, 
when  Frank  went  off,  passed  the  winter  at  Bruxelles,  and 
besieged,  no  doubt,  some  other  fortress  there.  Very  few  lads 
would  have  given  up  their  pleasures  so  long  and  so  gaily  as 
Frank  did ;  his  cheerful  prattle  soothed  many  long  days  of 
Esmond's  pain  and  languor.  Frank  was  supposed  to  be  still 
at  his  kinsman's  bedside  for  a  month  after  he  had  left  it,  for 
letters  came  from  his  mother  at  home  full  of  thanks  to  the 
younger  gentleman  for  his  care  of  his  elder  brother  (so  it 
pleased  Esmond's  mistress  now  affectionately  to  style  him) ; 
nor  was  Mr.  Esmond  in  a  hurry  to  undeceive  her,  when  the 
good  young  fellow  was  gone  for  his  Christmas  holiday.  It  was 
as  pleasant  to  Esmond  on  his  couch  to  watch  the  young  man's 
pleasure  at  the  idea  of  being  free,  as  to  note  his  simple  efforts 
to  disguise  his  satisfaction  on  going  away.  There  are  days 
when  a  flask  of  champagne  at  a  cabaret,  and  a  red-cheeked 
partner  to  share  it,  are  too  strong  temptations  for  any  young 
fellow  of  spirit.  I  am  not  going  to  play  the  moralist,  and  cry 
"  F'ie."  For  ages  past,  I  know  how  old  men  preach,  and  what 
young  men  practise ;  and  that  patriarchs  have  had  their  weak 
moments,  too,  long  since  Father  Noah  toppled  over  after  dis- 
covering the  vine.     Frank  went  off,  then,  to  his  pleasures  at 

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354      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Bruxelles,  in  which  capital  many  young  fellows  of  our  army 
declared  they  found  infinitely  greater  diversion  even  than  in 
London  :  and  Mr.  Henry  Esmond  remained  in  his  sick-room, 
where  he  writ  a  fine  comedy,  that  his  mistress  pronounced  to 
be  sublime,  and  that  was  acted  no  less  than  three  successive 
nights  in  London  in  the  next  year. 

Here,  as  he  lay  nursing  himself,  ubiquitous  Mr.  Holtz  re- 
appeared, and  stopped  a  whole  month  at  Mons,  where  he  not 


Here,  as  he  lay  niirsiiig  himself,  ubiquitous  Mr.  Holtz  reappeared 


only  won  over  Colonel  Esmond  to  the  King's  side  in  politicks 
(that  side  being  always  held  by  the  Esmond  family) ;  but 
where  he  endeavoured  to  reopen  the  controversial  (juestion 
between  the  Churches  once  more,  and  to  recall  Esmond  to  that 
religion  in  which,  in  his  infancy,  he  had  been  baptized.  Holtz 
was  a  casuist,  both  dexterous  and  learned,  and  presented  the 
case  between  the  English  Church  and  his  own  in  such  a  way, 


Jus  DiviNUM  35  5 

that  those  who  granted  his  premises  ought  certainly  to  allow 
his  conclusions.  He  touched  on  Esmond's  delicate  state  of 
health,  chance  of  dissolution,  and  so  forth  ;  and  enlarged  upon 
the  immense  benefits  that  the  sick  man  was  likely  to  forego — 
benefits  which  the  Church  of  England  did  not  deny  to  those 
of  the  Roman  Communion,  as  how  should  she,  being  derived 
from  that  Church,  and  only  an  offshoot  from  it.  But  Mr. 
Esmond  said  that  his  Church  was  the  Church  of  his  country, 
and  to  that  he  chose  to  remain  faithful :  other  people  were 
welcome  to  worship  and  to  subscribe  any  other  set  of  articles, 
whether  at  Rome  or  at  Augsburg.  But  if  the  good  Father 
meant  that  Esmond  should  join  the  Roman  Communion  for 
fear  of  consequences,  and  that  all  England  ran  the  risk  of 
being  damned  for  heresy,  Esmond,  for  one,  was  perfectly  willing 
to  take  his  chance  of  the  penalty  along  with  the  countless 
millions  of  his  fellow-countrymen,  who  were  bred  in  the  same 
faith,  and  along  with  some  of  the  noblest,  the  truest,  the  purest, 
the  wisest,  the  most  pious  and  learned  men  and  women  in  the 
world. 

As  for  the  political  question,  in  that  Mr.  Esmond  could 
agree  with  the  Father  much  more  readily,  and  had  come  to 
the  same  conclusion,  though,  perhaps,  by  a  different  way. 
The  right-divine  about  which  Dr.  Sacheverel  and  the  High- 
Church  party  in  England  were  just  now  making  a  pother,  they 
were  welcome  to  hold  as  they  chose.  If  Henry  Cromwell, 
and  his  father  before  him,  had  been  crowned  and  anointed 
(and  bishops  enough  would  have  been  found  to  do  it),  it 
seemed  to  Mr.  Esmond  that  they  would  have  had  the  right- 
divine  just  as  much  as  any  Plantagenet,  or  Tudor,  or  Stuart. 
But  the  desire  of  the  country  being  unquestionably  for  an 
hereditary  monarchy,  Esmond  thought  an  English  king  out  of 
St.  Germains  was  better  and  fitter  than  a  German  prince  from 
Herrenhausen,  and  that  if  he  failed  to  satisfy  the  nation,  some 
other  Englishman  might  be  found  to  take  his  place ;  and 
so,  though  with  no  frantick  enthusiasm,  or  worship  of  that 
monstrous  pedigree  which  the  Tories  chose  to  consider  divine, 
he  was  ready  to  say,  "  God  save  King  James  ! "  when  Queen 
Anne  went  the  way  of  kings  and  commoners. 

"  I  fear,  Colonel,  you  are  no  better  than  a  republican  at 
heart,"  says  the  priest,  with  a  sigh. 

"I  am  an  Englishman,"  says  Harry,  "and  take  my  country 
as  I  find  her.     The  will  of  the  nation  being  for  Church  and 


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King,  I  am  for  Church  and  King,  too  ;  but  English  Church 
and  EngHsh  King ;  and  that  is  why  your  Church  isn't  mine, 
though  your  King  is." 

Though  they  lost  the  day  at  Malplaquet,  it  was  the  French 
who  were  elated  by  that  action,  whilst  the  conquerors  were 
dispirited  by  it ;  and  the  enemy  gathered  together  a  larger  army 
than  ever,  and  made  prodigious  efforts  for  the  next  campaign. 
Marshal  Berwick  was  with  the  French  this  year ;  and  we  heard 
that  Mareschal  Villars  was  still  suffering  of  his  wound,  was 
eager  to  bring  our  Duke  to  action,  and  vowed  he  would  fight 
us  in  his  coach.  Young  Castlewood  came  flying  back  from 
Bruxelles  as  soon  as  he  heard  that  fighting  was  to  begin ;  and 
the  arrival  of  the  Chevalier  de  St.  George  was  announced 
about  May.  "It's  the  King's  third  campaign,  and  it's  mine," 
Frank  liked  saying.  He  was  come  back  a  greater  Jacobite 
than  ever,  and  Esmond  suspected  that  some  fair  conspirators 
at  Bruxelles  had  been  inflaming  the  young  man's  ardour. 
Indeed,  he  owned  that  he  had  a  message  from  the  Queen, 
Beatrix's  godmother,  who  had  given  her  name  to  Frank's  sister 
the  year  before  he  and  his  sovereign  were  born. 

However  desirous  Marshal  Villars  might  be  to  fight, 
my  Lord  Duke  did  not  seem  disposed  to  indulge  him  this 
campaign.  Last  year  his  Grace  had  been  all  for  the  Whigs 
and  Hanoverians  ;  but  finding,  on  going  to  England,  his 
country  cold  towards  himself,  and  the  people  in  a  ferment  of 
High-Church  loyalty,  the  Duke  comes  back  to  his  army  cooled 
towards  the  Hanoverians,  cautious  with  the  Imperialists,  and 
particularly  civil  and  polite  towards  the  Chevalier  de  St. 
George.  'Tis  certain  that  messengers  and  letters  were  con- 
tinually passing  between  his  Grace  and  his  brave  nephew,  the 
Duke  of  Berwick,  in  the  opposite  camp.  No  man's  caresses 
were  more  opportune  than  his  Grace's,  and  no  man  ever 
uttered  expressions  of  regard  and  affection  more  generously. 
He  professed  to  Monsieur  de  Torcy,  so  Mr.  St.  John  told  the 
writer,  quite  an  eagerness  to  be  cut  in  pieces  for  the  exiled 
Queen  and  her  family ;  nay  more,  I  believe,  this  year  he 
parted  with  a  portion  of  the  most  precious  part  of  himself — 
his  money— which  he  sent  over  to  the  royal  exiles.  Mr. 
Tunstal,  who  was  in  the  Prince's  service,  was  twice  or  thrice 
in  and  out  of  our  camp ;  the  French,  in  theirs  of  Arlieu  and 
about  Arras.  A  little  river,  the  Canihe,  I  think  'twas  called 
(but  this  is  writ  away  from  books  and  Europe ;  and  the  only 


Poor  Teague  357 

map  the  writer  hath  of  these  scenes  of  his  youth,  bears  no 
mark  of  this  Httle  stream),  divided  our  piquets  from  the 
enemy's.  Our  sentries  talked  across  the  stream,  wlien  they 
could  make  themselves  understood  to  each  other,  and  when 
they  could  not,  grinned,  and  handed  each  other  their  brandy- 
flasks  or  their  pouches  of  tobacco.  And  one  fine  day  of  June, 
riding  thither  with  the  officer  who  visited  the  outposts  (Colonel 
Esmond  was  taking  an  airing  on  horseback,  being  too  weak 
for  military  duty),  they  came  to  this  river,  where  a  number 
of  English  and  Scots  were  assembled,  talking  to  the  good- 
natured  enemy  on  the  other  side. 

Esmond  was  especially  amused  with  the  talk  of  one  long 
fellow,  with  a  great  curling  red  moustache,  and  blue  eyes, 
that  was  half  a  dozen  inches  taller  than  his  swarthy  little  com- 
rades on  the  French  side  of  the  stream,  and  being  asked  by 
the  Colonel,  saluted  him,  and  said  that  he  belonged  to  the 
Royal  Cravats. 

From  his  way  of  saying  "  Royal  Cravat,"  Esmond  at  once 
knew  that  the  fellow's  tongue  had  first  wagged  on  the  banks 
of  the  Liffey,  and  not  the  Loire ;  and  the  poor  soldier — a 
deserter  probably — did  not  like  to  venture  very  deep  into 
French  conversation,  lest  his  unlucky  brogue  should  peep 
out.  He  chose  to  restrict  himself  to  such  few  expressions  in 
the  French  language  as  he  thought  he  had  mastered  easily ; 
and  his  attempt  at  disguise  was  infinitely  amusing.  Mr. 
Esmond  whistled  Lillibullero,  at  which  Teague's  eyes  began 
to  twinkle,  and  then  flung  him  a  dollar,  when  the  poor  boy 
broke  out  with  a  "  God  bless — that  is,  Dieu  benisse  votre 
honor,"  that  would  infallibly  have  sent  him  to  the  Provost- 
Marshal  had  he  been  on  our  side  of  the  river. 

Whilst  this  parley  was  going  on,  three  officers  on  horse- 
back, on  the  French  side,  appeared  at  some  little  distance, 
and  stopped  as  if  eyeing  us,  when  one  of  them  left  the  other 
two,  and  rode  close  up  to  us  who  were  by  the  stream.  "  Look, 
look  ! "  says  the  Royal  Cravat,  with  great  agitation,  ^^ pas  lui, 
that's  he,  not  him,  Vautre''  and  pointed  to  the  distant  officer 
on  a  chestnut  horse,  with  a  cuirass  shining  in  the  sun,  and 
over  it  a  broad  blue  ribbon. 

"  Please  to  take  Mr.  Hamilton's  services  to  my  Lord  Marl- 
borough— my  Lord  Duke,"  says  the  gentleman  in  English ; 
and,  looking  to  see  that  the  party  were  not  hostilely  disposed, 
he  added,  with  a  smile,  "There's  a  friend  of  yours,  gentlemen, 


358      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

yonder ;  he  bids  me  to  say  that  he  saw  some  of  your  faces  on 
the  nth  of  September  last  year." 

As  the  gentleman  spoke,  the  other  two  officers  rode  up, 
and  came  quite  close.  We  knew  at  once  who  it  was.  It  was 
the  King,  then  two-and-twenty  years  old,  tall  and  slim,  with 
deep  brown  eyes,  that  looked  melancholy,  though  his  lips 
wore  a  smile.  We  took  off  our  hats  and  saluted  him.  No 
man,  sure,  could  see  for  the  first  time,  without  emotion,  the 
youthful  inheritor  of  so  much  fame  and  misfortune.  It  seemed 
to  Mr.  Esmond  that  the  Prince  was  not  unlike  young  Castle- 
wood,  whose  age  and  figure  he  resembled.  The  Chevalier  de 
St.  George  acknowledged  the  salute,  and  looked  at  us  hard. 
Even  the  idlers  on  our  side  of  the  river  set  up  a  hurrah.  As 
for  the  Royal  Cravat,  he  ran  to  the  Prince's  stirrup,  knelt 
down  and  kissed  his  boot,  and  bawled  and  looked  a  hundred 
ejaculations  and  blessings.  The  Prince  bade  the  aide-de- 
camp give  him  a  piece  of  money ;  and  when  the  party  saluting 
us  had  ridden  away,  Cravat  spat  upon  the  piece  of  gold  by 
way  of  benediction,  and  swaggered  away,  pouching  his  coin 
and  twirling  his  honest  carroty  moustache. 

The  officer  in  whose  company  Esmond  was,  the  same  little 
captain  of  Handyside's  regiment,  Mr.  Sterne,  who  had  proposed 
the  garden  at  Lille,  when  my  Lord  Mohun  and  Esmond  had 
their  affair,  was  an  Irishman  too,  and  as  brave  a  little  soul  as 
ever  wore  a  sword.  "Bedad,"  says  Roger  Sterne,  "  that  long 
fellow  spoke  French  so  beautiful,  that  I  shouldn't  have  known 
he  wasn't  a  foreigner,  till  he  broke  out  with  his  huUa-ballooing, 
and  only  an  Irish  calf  can  bellow  like  that."  And  Roger  made 
another  remark  in  his  wild  way,  in  which  there  was  sense  as 
well  as  absurdity — "  If  that  young  gentleman,"  says  he,  "  would 
but  ride  over  to  our  camp  instead  of  Villars's,  toss  up  his  hat 
and  say,  '  Here  am  I,  the  King ;  who'll  follow  me  ?  '  by  the 
Lord,  Esmond,  the  whole  army  would  rise,  and  carry  him 
home  again,  and  beat  Villars,  and  take  Paris  by  the  way." 

The  news  of  the  Prince's  visit  was  all  through  the  camp 
quickly,  and  scores  of  ours  went  down  in  hopes  to  see  him. 
Major  Hamilton,  whom  we  had  talked  with,  sent  back  by  a 
trumpet  several  silver  pieces  for  officers  with  us.  Mr.  Esmond 
received  one  of  these  :  and  that  medal,  and  a  recompense  not 
uncommon  amongst  Princes,  were  the  only  rewards  he  ever 
had  from  a  royal  person,  whom  he  endeavoured  not  very  long 
after  to  serve. 


Frank   pays  his  Homage  359 

Esmond  quitted  the  army  almost  immediately  after  this, 
following  his  General  home  ;  and,  indeed,  being  advised  to 
travel  in  the  fine  weather,  and  attempt  to  take  no  further  part 
in  the  campaign.  But  he  heard  from  the  army,  that  of  the 
many  who  crowded  to  see  the  Chevalier  de  St.  George,  Frank 
Castlewood  had  made  himself  most  conspicuous  :  my  Lord 
Viscount  riding  across  the  little  stream  bare-headed  to  where 
the  Prince  was,  and  dismounting  and  kneeling  before  him  to  do 
him  homage.  Some  said  that  the  Prince  had  actually  knighted 
him,  but  my  lord  denied  that  statement,  though  he  acknow- 
ledged the  rest  of  the  story,  and  said  :  "  From  having  been 
out  of  favour  with  Corporal  John,"  as  he  called  the  Duke, 
"  before  his  Grace  warned  him  not  to  commit  those  follies, 
and  smiled  on  him  cordially  ever  after." 

"  And  he  was  so  kind  to  me,"  Frank  writ,  "  that  I  thought 
I  would  put  in  a  good  word  for  Master  Harry,  but  when  I 
mentioned  your  name  he  looked  as  black  as  thunder,  and  said 
he  had  never  heard  of  you." 


fe^  \ 


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4  i 


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^  Joinf  compositio7i  frotn  himself  and  his  wife,  who  could  spell  no 
better  than  her  young  scapegrace  of  a  husband 


CHAPTER  II 


1  GO  HOME,  AND  HARP  ON  THE  OLD  STRING 

AFTER  quitting  Mons  and  the  army,  and  as  he  was  wait- 
^  ing  for  a  packet  at  Ostend,  Esmond  had  a  letter  from 
his  young  kinsman  Castlewood  at  Bruxelles,  conveying 
intelligence  whereof  Frank  besought  him  to  be  the  bearer  to 
London,  and  which  caused  Colonel  Esmond  no  small  anxiety. 
The  young  scapegrace,  being  one  and  twenty  years  old, 
and  being  anxious  to  sow  his  "  wild  otes,"  as  he  wrote,  had 
married  Mademoiselle  de  Wertheim,  daughter  of  Count  de 
Wertheim,  Chamberlain  to  the  Emperor,  and  having  a  post  in 
the  Household  of  the  Governor  of  the  Netherlands.  "  P.S.," 
the   young   gentleman    wrote :    "  Clotilda    is   older  than    vie, 

360 


A   Letter   from   Frank  361 

which  perhaps  may  be  objected  to  her  :  but  I  am  so  old  a  raik, 
that  the  age  makes  no  difference,  and  I  am  determined  to 
reform.  We  were  married  at  St.  Gudule  by  Father  Holt.  She 
is  heart  and  soul  for  the  good  cause.  And  here  the  cry  is  Vif- 
le-Roy,  which  my  mother  \\\\\joifi  in,  and  Trix  too.  Break  this 
news  to  'em  gently  :  and  tell  Mr.  Finch,  my  agent,  to  press  the 
people  for  their  rents,  and  send  me  the  lyno  anyhow.  Clotilda 
sings,  and  plays  on  the  Spinet  bemilifuUy.  She  is  a  fair  beauty. 
And  if  it's  a  son,  you  shall  stand  Godfather.  I'm  going  to 
leave  the  army,  having  had  enuf  of  soldering ;  and  my  Lord 
Duke  recommends  me.  I  shall  pass  the  winter  here :  and  stop 
at  least  until  Clo's  lying  in.  I  call  her  old  Clo,  but  nobody 
else  shall.  .She  is  the  cleverest  woman  in  all  Bruxelles  :  under- 
standing painting,  musick,  poetry,  and  perfect  at  cookery  and 
ptiddens.  I  horded  with  the  Count,  that's  how  I  came  to  know 
her.  There  are  four  Counts  her  brothers.  One  an  Abbey — 
three  with  the  Prince's  army.  They  have  a  lawsuit  for  a?i 
immence  fortune  :  but  are  now  in  a  pore  ivay.  Break  this  to 
mother,  who'll  take  anything  from  you.  And  write,  and  bid 
Finch  write  a  mediately.  Hostel  de  I'Aigle  Noire,  Bruxelles, 
Flanders." 

So  Frank  had  married  a  Roman  Catholick  lady,  and  an 
heir  was  expected,  and  Mr.  Esmond  was  to  carry  this  intelli- 
gence to  his  mistress  at  London.  'Twas  a  difficult  embassy ; 
and  the  Colonel  felt  not  a  little  tremor  as  he  neared  the 
capital. 

He  reached  his  inn  late,  and  sent  a  messenger  to  Kensing- 
ton to  announce  his  arrival  and  visit  the  next  morning.  The 
messenger  brought  back  news  that  the  Court  was  at  \\'indsor, 
and  the  fair  Beatrix  absent,  and  engaged  in  her  duties  there. 
Only  Esmond's  mistress  remained  in  her  house  at  Kensington. 
She  appeared  in  Court  but  once  in  the  year.  Beatrix  was  quite 
the  mistress  and  ruler  of  the  little  mansion,  inviting  the  com- 
pany thither,  and  engaging  in  every  conceivable  frolick  of  town 
pleasure.  Whilst  her  mother,  acting  as  the  young  lady's  pro- 
tectress and  elder  sister,  pursued  her  own  path,  which  was 
quite  modest  and  secluded. 

As  soon  as  ever  Esmond  was  dressed  (and  he  had  been 
awake  long  before  the  town),  he  took  a  coach  for  Kensington, 
and  reached  it  so  early,  that  he  met  his  dear  mistress  coming 
home  from  morning  prayers.  She  carried  her  prayer-book, 
never  allowing  a  footman  to  bear  it,  as  everybody  else  did : 


362      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

and  it  was  by  this  simple  sign  Esmond  knew  what  her  occu- 
pation had  been.  He  called  to  the  coachman  to  stop,  and 
jumped  out  as  she  looked  towards  him.  She  wore  her  hood 
as  usual ;  and  she  turned  quite  pale  when  she  saw  him.  To 
feel  that  kind  little  hand  near  to  his  heart  seemed  to  give  him 
strength.  They  soon  were  at  the  door  of  her  ladyship's  house 
— and  within  it. 

With  a  sweet  sad  smile  she  took  his  hand  and  kissed  it. 

"  How  ill  you  have  been  :  how  weak  you  look,  my  dear 
Henry,"  she  said. 

'Tis  certain  the  Colonel  did  look  like  a  ghost,  except  that 
ghosts  do  not  look  very  happy,  'tis  said.  Esmond  always  felt 
so  on  returning  to  her  after  absence,  indeed  whenever  he  looked 
in  her  sweet  kind  face. 

"  I  am  come  back  to  be  nursed  by  my  family,"  says  he. 
"  If  Frank  had  not  taken  care  of  me  after  my  wound,  very 
likely  I  should  have  gone  altogether." 

"  Poor  Frank,  good  Frank  !  "  says  his  mother.  "  You'll 
always  be  kind  to  him,  my  lord,"  she  went  on.  "  The  poor 
child  never  knew  he  was  doing  you  a  wrong." 

"My  lord!"  cries  out  Colonel  Esmond.  "What  do  you 
mean,  dear  lady  ?  " 

"I  am  no  lady,"  says  she,  "I  am  Rachel  Esmond,  Francis 
Esmond's  widow,  my  lord.  I  cannot  bear  that  title.  Would 
we  never  had  taken  it  from  him  who  has  it  now  !  But  we  did 
all  in  our  power,  Henry  :  we  did  all  in  our  power ;  and  my 
lord  and  I — that  is " 

"  Who  told  you  this  tale,  dearest  lady?"  asked  the  Colonel. 

"  Have  you  not  had  the  letter  I  writ  you?  I  writ  to  you 
at  Mons  directly  I  heard  it,"  says  Lady  Esmond. 

"And  from  whom?"  again  asked  Colonel  Esmond — and 
his  mistress  then  told  him  that  on  her  deathbed  the  Dowager 
Countess,  sending  for  her,  had  presented  her  with  this  dismal 
secret  as  a  legacy.  "  'Twas  very  malicious  of  the  dowager," 
Lady  Esmond  said,  "to  have  had  it  so  long,  and  to  have  kept 
the  truth  from  me.  'Cousin  Rachel,'  she  said,'"  and  Esmond's 
mistress  could  not  forbear  smiling  as  she  told  the  story, 
"'Cousin  Rachel,'  cries  the  dowager,  'I  have  sent  for  you, 
as  the  doctors  say  I  may  go  off  any  day  in  this  dysentery; 
and  to  ease  my  conscience  of  a  great  load  that  has  been  on 
it.  You  always  have  been  a  poor  creature  and  unfit  for  great 
honour,  and  what  I  have  to  say  won't,  therefore,  affect  you  so 


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much.  You  must  know,  cousin  Rachel,  that  I  have  left  my 
house,  plate,  and  furniture,  three  thousand  pounds  in  money, 
and  my  diamonds  that  my  late  revered  Saint  and  Sovereign, 
King  James,  presented  me  with,  to  my  Lord  Viscount  Castle- 
wood." 

"  '  To  my  Frank  ?  '  says  Lady  Castlewood  :  '  I  was  in 
hopes ' 

" '  To  Viscount  Castlewood,  my  dear.  Viscount  Castle- 
wood, and  Baron  Esmond  of  Shandon  in  the  kingdom  of 
Ireland,  Earl  and  Marquis  of  Esmond  under  patent  of  His 
Majesty  King  James  the  Second,  conferred  upon  my  husband 
the  late  Marquis — for  I  am  Marchioness  of  Esmond  before 
God  and  man.' 

" '  And  have  you  left  poor  Harry  nothing,  dear  Mar- 
chioness ? '  asks  Lady  Castlewood  (she  hath  told  me  the 
story  completely  since  with  her  quiet  arch  way ;  the  most 
charming  any  woman  ever  had  :  and  I  set  down  the  narrative 
here  at  length  so  as  to  have  done  with  it).  'And  have  you 
left  poor  Harry  nothing  ? ' "  asks  my  dear  lady  :  "  for  you  know, 
Henry,"  she  says,  with  her  sweet  smile,  "  I  used  always  to 
pity  Esau — and  1  think  I  am  on  his  side — though  papa  tried 
very  hard  to  convince  me  the  other  way." 

"'Poor  Harry!'  says  the  old  lady.  'So  you  want  some- 
thing left  to  poor  Harry  :  he,  he  !  (reach  me  the  drops,  cousin). 
Well  then,  my  dear,  since  you  want  poor  Harry  to  have  a 
fortune:  you  must  understand  that  ever  since  the  year  1691, 
a  week  after  the  battle  of  the  Boyne,  where  the  Prince  of 
Orange  defeated  his  royal  sovereign  and  father,  for  which 
crime  he  is  now  suffering  in  flames  (ugh,  ugh),  Francis  Esmond 
hath  been  Marquis  of  Esmond  and  Earl  of  Castlewood  in  the 
United  Kingdom,  and  Baron  and  Viscount  Castlewood  of 
Shandon  in  Ireland,  and  a  Baronet — and  his  eldest  son  will 
be — by  courtesy,  styled  Earl  of  Castlewood — he  !  he  !  What 
do  you  think  of  that,  my  dear  ? ' 

"'Gracious  mercy!  how  long  have  you  known  this?'" 
cries  the  other  lady  (thinking  perhaps  that  the  old  Marchioness 
was  wandering  in  her  wits). 

"  '  My  husband,  before  he  was  converted,  was  a  wicked 
wretch,'  the  sick  sinner  continued.  '  When  he  was  in  the 
Low  Countries  he  seduced  a  weaver's  daughter;  and  added 
to  his  wickedness  by  marrying  her.  And  then  he  came  to 
this  country  and  married  me — a  poor  girl — a  poor  innocent 


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young  thing — I  say,'  though  she  was  past  forty,  you  know, 
Harry,  when  she  married  :  and  as  for  being  innocent — '  Well,' 
she  went  on,  '  I  knew  nothing  of  my  lord's  wickedness  for 
three  years  after  our  marriage,  and  after  the  burial  of  our  poor 
little  boy  I  had  it  done  over  again,  my  dear :  I  had  myself 
married  by  Father  Holt  in  Castlewood  chapel  as  soon  as  ever 
I  heard  the  creature  was  dead — and  having  a  great  illness 
then,  arising  from  another  sad  disappointment  I  had,  the 
priest  came  and  told  me  that  my  lord  had  a  son  before  our 
marriage,  and  that  the  child  was  at  nurse  in  England;  and 
I  consented  to  let  the  brat  be  brought  home,  and  a  queer 
little  melancholy  child  it  was  when  it  came. 

" '  Our  intention  was  to  make  a  priest  of  him  :  and  he  was 
bred  for  this,  until  you  perverted  him  from  it,  you  wicked 
woman.  And  I  had  again  hopes  of  giving  an  heir  to  my  lord, 
when  he  was  called  away  upon  the  King's  business,  and  died 
fighting  gloriously  at  the  Boyne  water. 

" '  Should  I  be  disappointed— I  owed  your  husband  no 
love,  my  dear,  for  he  had  jilted  me  in  the  most  scandalous 
way ;  and  I  thought  there  would  be  time  to  declare  the  little 
weaver's  son  for  the  true  heir.  But  I  was  carried  off  to  prison, 
where  your  husband  was  so  kind  to  me — urging  all  his  friends 
to  obtain  my  release,  and  using  all  his  credit  in  my  favour — 
that  I  relented  towards  him,  especially  as  my  director  counselled 
me  to  be  silent ;  and  that  it  was  for  the  good  of  the  King's 
service  that  the  title  of  our  family  should  continue  with  your 
husband  the  late  viscount,  whereby  his  fidelity  would  be  always 
secured  to  the  King.  And  the  proof  of  this  is,  that  a  year 
before  your  husband's  death,  when  he  thought  of  taking  a 
place  under  the  Prince  of  Orange,  Mr.  Holt  went  to  him, 
and  told  him  what  the  state  of  the  matter  was,  and  obliged 
him  to  raise  a  large  sum  for  His  Majesty ;  and  engaged  him 
in  the  true  cause  so  heartily,  that  we  were  sure  of  his  support 
on  any  day  when  it  should  be  considered  advisable  to  attack 
the  usurper.  Then  his  sudden  death  came  ;  and  there  was 
a  thought  of  declaring  the  truth.  But  'twas  determined  to 
be  best  for  the  King's  service  to  let  the  title  still  go  with 
the  younger  branch ;  and  there's  no  sacrifice  a  Castlewood 
wouldn't  make  for  that  cause,  my  dear. 

"  '  As  for  Colonel  Esmond,  he  knew  the  truth  already.' 
("  And  then,  Harry,"  my  mistress  ?aid,  "  she  told  me  of  what  had 
happened  at  my  dear  husband's  deathbed")     'He  doth  not 


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intend  to  take  the  title,  though  it  belongs  to  him.  But  it  eases 
my  conscience  that  you  should  know  the  truth,  my  dear.  And 
your  son  is  lawfully  Viscount  Castlewood  so  long  as  his  cousin 
doth  not  claim  the  rank.'" 

This  was  the  substance  of  the  dowager's  revelation.  Dean 
Atterbury  had  knowledge  of  it.  Lady  Castlewood  said,  and 
Esmond  very  well  knows  how :  that  divine  being  the  clergy- 
man for  whom  the  late  lord  had  sent  on  his  deathbed  :  and 
when  Lady  Castlewood  would  instantly  have  written  to  her 
son,  and  conveyed  the  truth  to  him,  the  Dean's  advice  was 
that  a  letter  should  be  writ  to  Colonel  Esmond  rather :  that 
the  matter  should  be  submitted  to  his  decision,  by  which  alone 
the  rest  of  the  family  were  bound  to  abide. 

"  And  can  my  dearest  lady  doubt  what  that  will  be  ?  "  says 
the  Colonel. 

"  It  rests  with  you,  Harry,  as  the  head  of  our  house." 

"  It  was  settled  twelve  years  since,  by  my  dear  lord's  bed- 
side," says  Colonel  Esmond.  "The  children  must  know 
nothing  of  this.  Frank  and  his  heirs  after  him  must  bear  our 
name.  'Tis  his  rightfully ;  I  have  not  even  a  proof  of  that 
marriage  of  my  father  and  mother,  though  my  poor  lord,  on 
his  deathbed,  told  me  that  Father  Holt  had  brought  such  a 
proof  to  Castlewood.  I  would  not  seek  it  when  I  was  abroad. 
I  went  and  looked  at  my  poor  mother's  grave  in  her  convent. 
What  matter  to  her  now  ?  No  court  of  law  on  earth,  upon  my 
mere  word,  would  deprive  my  Lord  Viscount  and  set  me  up. 
I  am  the  head  of  the  house,  dear  lady ;  but  Frank  is  Viscount 
of  Castlewood  still.  And  rather  than  disturb  him,  I  would 
turn  monk,  or  disappear  in  America." 

As  he  spoke  so  to  his  dearest  mistress,  for  whom  he  would 
have  been  willing  to  give  up  his  life,  or  to  make  any  sacrifice 
any  day,  .the  fond  creature  flung  herself  down  on  her  knees 
before  him,  and  kissed  both  his  hands  in  an  outbreak  of 
passionate  love  and  gratitude,  such  as  could  not  but  melt  his 
heart,  and  make  him  feel  very  proud  and  thankful  that  God 
had  given  him  the  power  to  show  his  love  for  her,  and  to 
prove  it  by  some  little  sacrifice  on  his  own  part.  To  be  able 
to  bestow  benefits  or  happiness  on  those  one  loves  is  sure  the 
greatest  blessing  conferred  upon  a  man — and  what  wealth  or 
name,  or  gratification  of  ambition  or  vanity  could  compare 
with  the  pleasure  Esmond  now  had  of  being  able  to  confer 
some  kindness  upon  his  best  and  dearest  friends  ? 


366      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

"Dearest  saint,"  says  he — "purest  soul,  that  has  had  so 
much  to  suffer,  that  has  blessed  the  poor  lonely  orphan  with 
such  a  treasure  of  love.  'Tis  for  me  to  kneel,  not  for  you  :  'tis 
for  me  to  be  thankful  that  I  can  make  you  happy.  Hath  my 
life  any  other  aim  ?  Blessed  be  God  that  I  can  serve  you  ! 
What  pleasure,  think  you,  could  all  the  world  give  me  com- 
pared to  that  ?  " 

"  Don't  raise  me,"  she  said,  in  a  wild  way,  to  Esmond,  who 
would  have  Ufted  her.  "  Let  me  kneel — let  me  kneel,  and — 
and — worship  you." 

Before  such  a  partial  judge,  as  Esmond's  dear  mistress 
owned  herself  to  be,  any  cause  which  he  might  plead  was  sure 
to  be  given  in  his  favour ;  and  accordingly  he  found  little 
difficulty  in  reconciling  her  to  the  news  whereof  he  was  bearer, 
of  her  son's  marriage  to  a  foreign  lady,  Papist  though  she 
was.  Lady  Castlewood  never  could  be  brought  to  think  so  ill 
of  that  religion  as  other  people  in  England  thought  of  it :  she 
held  that  ours  was  undoubtedly  a  branch  of  the  Church 
Catholick,  but  that  the  Roman  was  one  of  the  main  stems,  on 
which,  no  doubt,  many  errors  had  been  grafted  (she  was,  for  a 
woman,  extraordinarily  well  versed  in  this  controversy,  having 
acted,  as  a  girl,  as  secretary  to  her  father,  the  late  Dean,  and 
written  many  of  his  sermons,  under  his  dictation)  ;  and  if 
Frank  had  chosen  to  marry  a  lady  of  the  Church  of  South 
Europe,  as  she  would  call  the  Roman  Communion,  that  was 
no  need  why  she  should  not  welcome  her  as  a  daughter-in- 
law  ;  and  accordingly  she  writ  to  her  new  daughter  a  very 
pretty,  touching  letter  (as  Esmond  thought,  who  had  cognis- 
ance of  it  before  it  went),  in  which  the  only  hint  of  reproof 
was  a  gentle  remonstrance  that  her  son  had  not  written  to 
herself,  to  ask  a  fond  mother's  blessing  for  that  step. which  he 
was  about  taking.  "  Castlewood  knew  very  well,"  so  she 
wrote  to  her  son,  "  that  she  never  denied  him  anything  in  her 
power  to  give,  much  less  would  she  think  of  opposing  a 
marriage  that  was  to  make  his  happiness,  as  she  trusted,  and 
keep  him  out  of  wild  courses,  which  had  alarmed  her  a  good 
deal :  and  she  besought  him  to  come  quickly  to  England, 
to  settle  down  in  his  family  house  of  Castlewood  ('It  is  his 
family  house,'  says  she,  to  Colonel  Esmond,  'though  only  his 
own  house  by  your  forbearance  ')  and  to  receive  the  accompt 
of  her  stewardship  during  his  ten  years'  minority."     By  care 


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and  frugality,  she  had  got  the  estate  into  a  better  condition 
than  ever  it  had  been  since  the  ParHamentary  wars  ;  and  my 
lord  was  now  master  of  a  pretty,  small  income,  not  encum- 
bered of  debts,  as  it  had  been  during  his  father's  ruinous 
time.  "  But  in  saving  my  son's  fortune,"  says  she,  "  I  fear 
I  have  lost  a  great  part  of  my  hold  on  him."  And,  indeed, 
this  was  the  case  ;  her  ladyship's  daughter  complaining  that 
their  mother  did  all  for  Frank,  and  nothing  for  her;  and 
Frank  himself  being  dissatisfied  at  the  narrow,  simple  way  of 
his  mother's  living  at  Walcote,  where  he  had  been  brought  up 
more  like  a  poor  parson's  son,  than  a  young  nobleman  that  was 
to  make  a  figure  in  the  world.  'Twas  this  mistake  in  his  early 
training,  very  likely,  that  set  him  so  eager  upon  pleasure  when 
he  had  it  in  his  power ;  nor  is  he  the  first  lad  that  has  been 
spoiled  by  the  over-careful  fondness  of  women.  No  training 
is  so  useful  for  children,  great  or  small,  as  the  company  of 
their  betters  in  rank  or  natural  parts ;  in  whose  society  they 
lose  the  overweening  sense  of  their  own  importance,  which 
stay-at-home  people  very  commonly  learn. 

But,  as  a  prodigal  that's  sending  in  a  schedule  of  his  debts 
to  his  friends,  never  puts  all  down,  and,  you  may  be  sure,  the 
rogue  keeps  back  some  immense  swingeing  bill,  that  he  doesn't 
dare  to  own  ;  so  the  poor  Frank  had  a  very  heavy  piece  of 
news  to  break  to  his  mother,  and  which  he  hadn't  the  courage 
to  introduce  into  his  first  confession.  Some  misgivings 
Esmond  might  have,  upon  receiving  Frank's  letter,  and  know- 
ing into  what  hands  the  boy  had  fallen ;  but  whatever  these 
misgivings  were,  he  kept  them  to  himself,  not  caring  to  trouble 
his  mistress  with  any  fears  that  might  be  groundless. 

Hawever,  the  next  mail  which  came  from  Bruxelles,  after 
Frank  had  received  his  mother's  letters  there,  brought  back  a 
joint  composition  from  himself  and  his  wife,  who  could  spell 
no  better  than  her  young  scapegrace  of  a  husband,  full  of 
expressions  of  thanks,  love,  and  duty  to  the  Dowager  Vis- 
countess, as  my  poor  lady  now  was  styled ;  and  along  with 
this  letter  (which  was  read  in  a  family  council,  namely,  the 
viscountess.  Mistress  Beatrix,  and  the  writer  of  this  memoir, 
and  which  was  pronounced  to  be  vulgar  by  the  Maid  of 
Honour,  and  felt  to  be  so  by  the  other  two),  there  came 
a  private  letter  for  Colonel  Esmond,  from  poor  Frank,  with 
another  dismal  commission  for  the  Colonel  to  execute,  at 
his  best  opportunity ;  and  this  was  to  announce  that  Frank 


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had  seen  fit,  "by  the  exhortations  of  Mr.  Holt,  the  influence 
of  his  Clotilda,  and  the  blessing  of  heaven  and  the  saints," 
says  my  lord  demurely,  "to  change  his  religion,  and  be  re- 
ceived into  the  bosom  of  that  Church  of  which  his  sovereign, 
many  of  his  family,  and  the  greater  part  of  the  civilised  world 
were  members."  And  his  lordship  added  a  postscript,  of 
which  Esmond  knew  the  inspiring  genius  very  well,  for  it  had 
the  genuine  twang  of  the  Seminary,  and  was  quite  unlike  poor 
Frank's  ordinary  style  of  writing  and  thinking ;  in  which  he 
reminded  Colonel  Esmond  that  he,  too,  was,  by  birth,  of  that 
Church  ;  and  that  his  mother  and  sister  should  have  his  lord- 
ship's prayers  to  the  saints  (an  inestimable  benefit,  truly  !)  for 
their  conversion. 

If  Esmond  had  wanted  to  keep  this  secret  he  could  not ; 
for  a  day  or  two  after  receiving  this  letter,  a  notice  from 
Bruxelles  appeared  in  the  Post-Boy,  and  other  prints,  an- 
nouncing that  "a  young  Irish  lord,  the  Viscount  C — stlew — d, 
just  come  to  his  majority,  and  who  had  served  the  last  cam- 
paigns, with  great  credit,  as  aide-de-camp  to  his  Grace  the 
Duke  of  Marlborough,  had  declared  for  the  popish  religion 
at  Bruxelles,  and  had  walked  in  a  procession  barefoot,  with  a 
wax  taper  in  his  hand."  The  notorious  Mr.  Holt,  who  had 
been  employed  as  a  Jacobite  agent  during  the  last  reign,  and 
many  times  pardoned  by  King  William,  had  been,  the  Post- 
Boy  said,  the  agent  of  this  conversion. 

The  Lady  Castlewood  was  as  much  cast  down  by  this  news 
as  Miss  Beatrix  was  indignant  at  it.  "  So,"  says  she,  "  Castle- 
wood is  no  longer  a  home  for  us,  mother.  Frank's  foreign 
wife  will  bring  her  confessor,  and  there  will  be  frogs  for  dinner; 
and  all  Tusher's  and  my  grandfather's  sermons  are  flung  away 
upon  my  brother.  I  used  to  tell  you  that  you  killed  him  with 
the  catechism,  and  that  he  would  turn  wicked  as  soon  as  he 
broke  from  his  mammy's  leading-strings.  O,  mother,  you  would 
not  believe  that  the  young  scapegrace  was  playing  you  tricks, 
and  that  sneak  of  a  Tusher  was  not  a  fit  guide  for  him.  O, 
those  parsons  !  I  hate  'em  all,"  says  Mistress  Beatrix,  clapping 
her  hands  together  ;  "  yes,  whether  they  wear  cassocks  and 
buckles,  or  beards  and  bare  feet.  There's  a  horrid  Irish  wretch 
who  never  misses  a  Sunday  at  (^ourt,  and  who  pays  me  com- 
pliments there,  the  horrible  man  ;  and  if  you  want  to  know 
what  parsons  are,  you  should  see  his  behaviour,  and  hear  him 
talk  of  his  own  cloth.     They're  all  the  same,  whether  they're 


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bishops  or  bonzes,  or  Indian  fakirs.  They  try  to  domineer, 
and  they  frighten  us  with  kingdom-come  ;  and  they  wear  a 
sanctified  air  in  pubhck,  and  expect  us  to  go  down  on  our 
knees  and  ask  their  blessing ;  and  they  intrigue,  and  they 
grasp,  and  they  backbite,  and  they  sLinder  worse  than  the 
worst  courtier  or  the  wickedest  old  woman.  I  heard  this  Mr. 
Swift  sneering  at  my  Lord  Duke  of  Marlborough's  courage  the 
other  day.  He  !  that  Teague  from  Dublin  !  because  his  Grace 
is  not  in  favour  dares  to  say  this  of  him ;  and  he  says  this  that 
it  may  get  to  Her  Majesty's  ear,  and  to  coax  and  wheedle  Mrs. 
Masham.  They  say  the  Elector  of  Hanover  has  a  dozen  of 
mistresses  in  his  Court  at  Herrenhausen  ;  and  if  he  comes  to 
be  king  over  us,  I  wager  that  the  bishops  and  Mr.  Swift,  that 
wants  to  be  one,  will  coax  and  wheedle  them.  O,  those  priests 
and  their  grave  airs  !  I'm  sick  of  their  square  toes  and  their 
rustling  cassocks.  I  should  like  to  go  to  a  country  where 
there  was  not  one,  or  to  turn  Quaker,  and  get  rid  of  'em ;  and 
I  would,  only  the  dress  is  not  becoming,  and  I've  much  too 
pretty  a  figure  to  hide  it.  Haven't  I,  cousin?"  and  here 
she  glanced  at  her  person  and  the  looking-glass,  which  told 
her  rightly  that  a  more  beautiful  shape  and  face  never  were 
seen. 

"  I  made  that  onslaught  on  the  priests,"  says  Miss  Beatrix, 
afterwards,  "  in  order  to  divert  my  poor  dear  mother's  anguish 
about  Frank.  Frank  is  as  vain  as  a  girl,  cousin.  Talk  of  us 
girls  being  vain,  what  are  we  to  you  ?  It  was  easy  to  see  that 
the  first  woman  who  chose  would  make  a  fool  of  him,  or  the 
first  robe — I  count  a  priest  and  a  woman  all  the  same.  We 
are  always  caballing ;  we  are  not  answerable  for  the  fibs  we 
tell ;  we  are  always  cajoling  and  coaxinir,  or  threatening ;  and 
we  are  always  making  mischief.  Colonel  Esmond — mark  my 
word  for  that,  who  know  the  world,  sir,  and  have  to  make  my 
way  in  it.  I  see  as  well  as  possible  how  Frank's  marriage 
hath  been  managed.  The  Count,  our  papa-in-law,  is  always 
away  at  the  coffee-house.  The  Countess,  our  mother,  is  always 
in  the  kitchen  looking  after  the  dinner.  The  Countess,  our 
sister,  is  at  the  spinet.  When  my  lord  comes  to  say  he  is 
going  on  the  campaign,  the  lovely  Clotilda  bursts  into  tears, 
and  faints  so  ;  he  catches  her  in  his  arms — no,  sir,  keep  your 
distance,  cousin,  if  you  please — she  cries  on  his  shoulder, 
and  he  says,  '  O,  my  divine,  my  adored,  my  beloved  Clotilda, 
are  you  sorry  to  part  with  me?'     '  O,  my  Francisco,'  says  she, 

2  A 


370      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

'  O,  my  lord  ! '  and  at  this  very  instant  mamma  and  a  couple 
of  young  brothers,  with  mustachios  and  long  rapiers,  come 
in  from  the  kitchen,  where  they  have  been  eating  bread  and 
onions.  Mark  my  word,  you  will  have  all  this  woman's  rela- 
tions at  Castlewood  three  months  after  she  has  arrived  there. 
The  old  count  and  countess,  and  the  young  counts  and  all 
the  little  countesses  her  sisters.  Counts  !  every  one  of  these 
wretches  says  he  is  a  count.  Guiscard,  that  stabbed  Mr. 
Harvy,  said  he  was  a  count ;  and  I  believe  he  was  a  barber. 
All  Frenchmen  are  barbers — Fiddle-dee !  don't  contradict 
me — or  else  dancing-masters,  or  else  priests ; "  and  so  she 
rattled  on. 

"  Who  was  it  taught  yon  to  dance.  Cousin  Beatrix  ?  "  says 
the  Colonel. 

She  laughed  out  the  air  of  a  minuet,  and  swept  a  low 
curtsey,  coming  up  to  the  recover  with  the  prettiest  little 
foot  in  the  world  pointed  out.  Her  mother  came  in  as  she 
was  in  this  attitude ;  my  lady  had  been  in  her  closet  having 
taken  poor  Frank's  conversion  in  a  very  serious  way;  the 
madcap  girl  ran  up  to  her  mother,  put  her  arms  round  her 
waist,  kissed  her,  tried  to  make  her  dance,  and  said  :  "  Don't 
be  silly,  you  kind  little  mamma,  and  cry  about  Frank  turning 
papist.  What  a  figure  he  must  be,  with  a  white  sheet  and  a 
candle  walking  in  a  procession  barefoot ! "  And  she  kicked 
off  her  little  slippers  (the  wonderfuUest  little  shoes  with 
wonderful  tall  red  heels ;  Esmond  pounced  upon  one  as  it 
fell  close  beside  him),  and  she  put  on  the  drollest  little  moiie, 
and  marched  up  and  down  the  room  holding  Esmond's  cane 
by  way  of  taper.  Serious  as  her  mood  was,  Lady  Castle- 
wood could  not  refrain  from  laughing ;  and  as  for  Esmond, 
he  looked  on  with  that  delight  with  which  the  sight  of  this  fair 
creature  always  inspired  him  :  never  had  he  seen  any  woman 
so  arch,  so  brilliant,  and  so  beautiful. 

Having  finished  her  march,  she  put  out  her  foot  for  her 
slipper.  The  Colonel  knelt  down  :  "  If  you  will  be  Pope 
I  will  turn  Papist,"  says  he ;  and  her  Holiness  gave  him 
gracious  leave  to  kiss  the  little  stockinged  foot  before  he  put 
the  slipper  on. 

Mamma's  feet  began  to  pat  on  the  floor  during  this  opera- 
tion, and  Beatrix,  whose  bright  eyes  nothing  escaped,  saw 
that  little  mark  of  impatience.  She  ran  up  and  embraced 
her  mother,  with  her  usual  cry  of,  "  O  you  silly  little  mamma  : 


Bess  and  Queen  Mary  371 

your  feet  are  quite  as  pretty  as  mine,"  says  she  :  "  they  are, 
cousin,  though  she  hides  'em ;  but  the  shoemaker  will  tell 
you  that  he  makes  for  both  off  the  same  last." 

"You  are  taller  than  I  am,  dearest,"  says  her  mother, 
blushing  over  her  whole  sweet  face — -"and — and  it  is  your 
hand,  my  dear,  and  not  your  foot  he  wants  you  to  give  him," 
and  she  said  it  with  a  hysterick  laugh,  that  had  more  of  tears 
than  laughter  in  it ;  laying  her  head  on  her  daughter's  fair 
shoulder,  and  hiding  it  there.  They  made  a  very  pretty 
picture  together,  and  looked  like  a  pair  of  sisters — the  sweet 
simple  matron  seeming  younger  than  her  years,  and  her 
daughter,  if  not  older,  yet,  somehow,  from  a  commanding 
manner  and  grace  which  she  possessed  above  most  women, 
her  mother's  superior  and  protectress. 

"  But  O ! "  cries  my  mistress,  recovering  herself  after 
this  scene,  and  returning  to  her  usual  sad  tone,  "'tis  a 
shame  that  we  should  laugh  and  be  making  merry  on  a 
day  when  we  ought  to  be  down  on  our  knees  and  asking 
pardon." 

"  Asking  pardon  for  what  ? "  says  saucy  Mrs.  Beatrix — 
"because  Frank  takes  it  into  his  head  to  fast  on  Fridays,  and 
worship  images  ?  You  know  if  you  had  been  born  a  papist, 
mother,  a  papist  you  would  have  remained  to  the  end  of  your 
days.  'Tis  the  religion  of  the  King  and  of  some  of  the  best 
quality.  For  my  part,  Fm  no  enemy  to  it,  and  think  Queen 
Bess  was  not  a  penny  better  than  Queen  Mary." 

"  Hush,  Beatrix  !  Do  not  jest  with  sacred  things,  and 
remember  of  what  parentage  you  come,"  cries  my  lady. 
Beatrix  was  ordering  her  ribbons,  and  adjusting  her  tucker, 
and  performing  a  dozen  provoking  pretty  ceremonies,  before 
the  glass.  The  girl  was  no  hypocrite  at  least.  She  never  at 
that  time  could  be  brought  to  think  but  of  the  world  and  her 
beauty ;  and  seemed  to  have  no  more  sense  of  devotion  than 
some  people  have  of  musick,  that  cannot  distinguish  one  air 
from  another.  Esmond  saw  this  fault  in  her,  as  he  saw  many 
others — a  bad  wife  would  Beatrix  Esmond  make,  he  thought,  for 
any  man  under  the  degree  of  a  Prince.  She  was  born  to  shine 
in  great  assemblies,  and  to  adorn  palaces,  and  to  command 
everywhere — to  conduct  an  intrigue  of  politicks,  or  to  glitter  in 
a  queen's  train.  But  to  sit  at  a  homely  table,  and  mend  the 
stockings  of  a  poor  man's  children  ?  that  was  no  fitting  duty 
for  her,  or  at  least  one  that  she  wouldn't  have  broke  her  heart 


372      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

in  trying  to  do.  She  was  a  princess,  though  she  had  scarce 
a  shilling  to  her  fortune  ;  and  one  of  her  subjects — the  most 
abject  and  devoted  wretch,  sure,  that  ever  drivelled  at  a 
woman's  knees — was  this  unlucky  gentleman  ;  who  bound  his 
good  sense,  and  reason,  and  independence,  hand  and  foot ; 
and  submitted  them  to  her. 

And  who  does  not  know  how  ruthlessly  women  will  tyran- 
nise when  they  are  let  to  domineer?  and  who  does  not  know 
how  useless  advice  is  ?  I  could  give  good  counsel  to  my 
descendants,  but  I  know  they'll  follow  their  own  way,  for  all 
their  grandfather's  sermon.  A  man  gets  his  own  experience 
about  women,  and  will  take  nobody's  hearsay  ;  nor,  indeed,  is 
the  young  fellow  worth  a  fig  that  would.  'Tis  I  that  am  in 
love  with  my  mistress,  not  my  old  grandmother  that  counsels 
me  ;  'tis  I  that  have  fixed  the  value  of  the  thing  I  would  have, 
and  know  the  price  I  would  pay  for  it.  It  may  be  worthless 
to  you,  but  'tis  all  my  life  to  me.  Had  Esmond  possessed  the 
Great  Mogul's  crown  and  all  his  diamonds,  or  all  the  Duke  of 
Marlborough's  money,  or  all  the  ingots  sunk  at  Vigo,  he  would 
have  given  them  all  for  this  woman.  A  fool  he  was,  if  you 
will ;  but  so  is  a  sovereign  a  fool,  that  will  give  half  a  princi- 
pality for  a  little  crystal  as  big  as  a  pigeon's  egg,  and  called 
a  diamond  :  so  is  a  wealthy  nobleman  a  fool,  that  will  face 
danger  or  death,  and  spend  half  his  life,  and  all  his  tranquillity, 
caballing  for  a  blue  riband  :  so  is  a  Dutch  merchant  a  fool, 
that  hath  been  known  to  pay  ten  thousand  crowns  for  a  tulip. 
There's  some  particular  prize  we  all  of  us  value,  and  that 
every  man  of  spirit  will  venture  his  life  for.  With  this  it 
may  be  to  achieve  a  great  reputation  for  learning ;  with  that 
to  be  a  man  of  fashion,  and  the  admiration  of  the  town  ;  with 
another,  to  consummate  a  great  work  of  art  or  poetry,  and  go 
to  immortality  that  way ;  and  with  another,  for  a  certain  time 
of  his  life,  the  sole  object  and  aim  is  a  woman. 

Whilst  Esmond  was  under  the  domination  of  this  passion, 
he  remembers  many  a  talk  he  had  with  his  intimates,  who  used 
to  rally  Our  Knight  of  the  Rueful  Countenance  at  his  devotion, 
whereof  he  made  no  disguise,  to  Beatrix ;  and  it  was  with 
replies  such  as  the  above  he  met  his  friends'  satire.  "  Granted, 
I  am  a  fool,"  says  he,  "and  no  better  than  you;  but  you  are 
no  better  than  I.  You  have  your  folly  you  labour  for ;  give 
me  the  charity  of  mine.  What  flatteries  do  you,  Mr.  St.  John, 
stoop  to  whisper  in  the  ears  of  a  queen's  favourite  ?     What 


Tu  QuoQUE  T,yi 

nights  of  labour  doth  not  the  laziest  man  in  the  world  endure, 
foregoing  his  bottle,  and  his  boon  companions,  foregoing  Lais, 
in  whose  lap  he  would  like  to  be  yawning,  that  he  may  prepare 
a  speech  full  of  lies,  to  cajole  three  hundred  stupid  country- 
gentlemen  in  the  House  of  Commons,  and  get  the  hiccupping 
cheers  of  the  October  Club  ?  What  days  will  you  spend  in 
your  jolting  chariot?"  (Mr.  Esmond  often  rode  to  Windsor,  and 
especially,  of  later  days,  with  the  Secretary.)  "  What  hours 
will  you  pass  on  your  gouty  feet — and  how  humbly  will  you 
kneel  down  to  present  a  despatch — you,  the  proudest  man  in 
the  world,  that  has  not  knelt  to  God  since  you  were  a  boy, 
and  in  that  posture  whisper,  flatter,  adore  almost,  a  stupid 
woman,  that's  often  boozy  with  too  much  meat  and  drink, 
when  Mr.  Secretary  goes  for  his  audience  ?  If  my  pursuit  is 
vanity,  sure  yours  is  too."  And  then  the  Secretary  would  fly 
out  in  such  a  rich  flow  of  eloquence,  as  this  pen  cannot 
pretend  to  recall ;  advocating  his  scheme  of  ambition,  showing 
the  great  good  he  would  do  for  his  country  when  he  was  the 
undisputed  chief  of  it ;  backing  his  opinion  with  a  score  of 
pat  sentences  from  Greek  and  Roman  authorities  (of  which 
kind  of  learning  he  made  rather  an  ostentatious  display), 
and  scornfully  vaunting  the  very  arts  and  meannesses  by 
which  fools  were  to  be  made  to  follow  him,  opponents  to 
be  bribed  or  silenced,  doubters  converted,  and  enemies 
overawed. 

"I  am  Diogenes,"  says  Esmond,  laughing,  "that  is  taken 
up  for  a  ride  in  Alexander's  chariot.  I  have  no  desire  to 
vanquish  Darius  or  to  tame  Bucephalus.  I  do  not  want  what 
you  want,  a  great  name  or  a  high  place  :  to  have  them  would 
bring  me  no  pleasure.  But  my  moderation  is  taste,  not  virtue; 
and  I  know  that  what  I  do  want,  is  as  vain  as  that  which  you 
long  after.  Do  not  grudge  me  my  vanity,  if  I  allow  yours  ; 
or  rather,  let  us  laugh  at  both  indifferently,  and  at  ourselves, 
and  at  each  other." 

"If  your  charmer  holds  out,"  says  St.  John,  "at  this  rate 
she  may  keep  you  twenty  years  besieging  her,  and  surrender 
by  the  time  you  are  seventy,  and  she  is  old  enough  to  be  a 
grandmother.  I  do  not  say  the  pursuit  of  a  particular  woman 
is  not  as  pleasant  a  pastime  as  any  other  kind  of  hunting," 
he  added ;  "  only,  for  my  part,  I  find  the  game  won't  run 
long  enough.  They  knock  under  too  soon — that's  the  fault 
I  find  with  'em." 


374      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

"The  game  which  you  pursue  is  in  the  habit  of  being 
caught,  and  used  to  being  pulled  down,"  says  Mr.  Esmond. 

"  But  Dulcinea  del  Toboso  is  peerless,  eh  ?  "  says  the  other. 
"  Well,  honest  Harry,  go  and  attack  windmills — perhaps  thou 
art  not  more  mad  than  other  people,"  St.  John  added,  with 
a  sigh. 


"  Yo7ir  constant  reader,  Cymon   Wyldoats" 


CHAPTER  III 


A    PAPER    OUT    OF    THE    "SPECTATOR 


DOTH    any  young  gentleman  of  my  progeny,  who  may 
read  his  old  grandfather's  papers,  chance  to  be  presently 
suffering  under  the  passion  of  Love  ?    There  is  a  humili- 
ating cure,  but  one  that  is  easy  and  almost  specifick  for  the 

375 


376      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

malady — which  is,  to  try  an  alibi.  Esmond  went  away  from 
his  mistress  and  was  cured  a  half  dozen  times ;  he  came  back 
to  her  side,  and  instantly  fell  ill  again  of  the  fever.  He  vowed 
that  he  could  leave  her  and  think  no  more  of  her,  and  so  he 
could  pretty  well,  at  least,  succeed  in  quelling  that  rage  and 
longing  he  had  whenever  he  was  with  her ;  but  as  soon  as  he 
returned  he  was  as  bad  as  ever  again.  Truly  a  ludicrous  and 
pitiable  object,  at  least  exhausting  everybody's  pity  but  his 
dearest  mistress's.  Lady  Castlewood's,  in  whose  tender  breast 
he  reposed  all  his  dreary  confessions,  and  who  never  tired  of 
hearing  him  and  pleading  for  him. 

Sometimes  Esmond  would  think  there  was  hope.  Then 
again  he  would  be  plagued  with  despair,  at  some  impertinence 
or  coquetry  of  his  mistress.  For  days  they  would  be  like 
brother  and  sister,  or  the  dearest  friends — she,  simple,  fond 
and  charming ;  he,  happy  beyond  measure  at  her  good  be- 
haviour. But  this  would  all  vanish  on  a  sudden.  Either  he 
would  be  too  pressing,  and  hint  his  love,  when  she  would 
rebuff  him  instantly,  and  give  his  vanity  a  box  on  the  ear; 
or  he  would  be  jealous,  and  with  perfect  good  reason,  of  some 
new  admirer  that  had  sprung  up,  or  some  rich  young  gentle- 
man newly  arrived  in  the  town,  that  this  incorrigible  flirt 
would  set  her  nets  and  baits  to  draw  in.  If  Esmond  remon- 
strated, the  little  rebel  would  say — "Who  are  you  ?  I  shall 
go  my  own  way,  sirrah,  and  that  way  is  towards  a  husband, 
and  I  don't  want  you  on  the  way.  I  am  for  your  betters, 
Colonel,  for  your  betters:  do  you  hear  that?  You  might 
do  if  you  had  an  estate  and  were  younger ;  only  eight  years 
older  than  I,  you  say !  pish,  you  are  a  hundred  years  older. 
You  are  an  old,  old  Graveairs,  and  I  should  make  you  miser- 
able, that  would  be  the  only  comfort  I  should  have  in  marry- 
ing you.  But  you  have  not  money  enough  to  keep  a  cat 
decently  after  you  have  paid  your  man  his  wages  and  your 
landlady  her  bill.  Do  you  think  I'm  going  to  live  in  a  lodging, 
and  turn  the  mutton  at  a  string  whilst  your  honour  nurses  the 
baby?  Fiddlestick,  and  why  did  you  not  get  this  nonsense 
knocked  out  of  your  head  when  you  were  in  the  wars  ?  You 
are  come  back  more  dismal  and  dreary  than  ever.  You  and 
mamma  are  fit  for  each  other.  You  might  be  Darby  and 
Joan,  and  play  cribbage  to  the  end  of  your  lives." 

"At  least  you  own  to  your  worldliness,  my  poor  Trix," 
says  her  mother. 


Wanted  a  Husband  ij"] 

"  Worldliness — O  my  pretty  lady  !  Do  you  think  that  I 
am  a  child  in  the  nursery,  and  to  be  frightened  by  Bogey? 
Worldliness,  to  be  sure ;  and  pray,  madam,  where  is  the  harm 
of  wishing  to  be  comfortable?  When  you  are  gone,  you 
dearest  old  woman,  or  when  I  am  tired  of  you  and  have  run 
away  from  you,  where  shall  I  go?  Shall  I  go  and  be  head 
nurse  to  my  Popish  sister-in-law,  take  the  children  their 
physick,  and  whip  'em,  and  put  'em  to  bed  when  they  are 
naughty.  Shall  1  be  Castlewood's  upper  servant,  and  perhaps 
marry  Tom  Tusher?  Merci !  I  have  been  long  enough  Frank's 
humble  servant.  Why  am  I  not  a  man  ?  I  have  ten  times 
his  brains,  and  had  I  worn  the — well,  don't  let  your  ladyship 
be  frightened — had  I  worn  a  sword  and  perriwig  instead  of 
this  mantle  and  commode,  to  which  nature  has  condemned 
me — (though  'tis  a  pretty  stuff,  too — cousin  Esmond  !  you 
will  go  to  the  Exchange  to-morrow,  and  get  the  exact  counter- 
part of  this  riband,  sir;  do  you  hear?) — I  would  have  made 
our  name  talked  about.  So  would  Graveairs  here  have  made 
something  out  of  our  name  if  he  had  represented  it.  My  Lord 
Graveairs  would  have  done  very  well.  Yes,  you  have  a  very 
pretty  way,  and  would  have  made  a  very  decent  grave  speaker," 
and  here  she  began  to  imitate  Esmond's  way  of  carrying 
himself,  and  speaking  to  his  face,  and  so  ludicrously,  that 
his  mistress  burst  out  a-laughing,  and  even  he  himself  could 
see  there  was  some  likeness  in  the  fantastical  malicious 
caricature. 

"Yes,"  says  she,  "I  solemnly  vow,  own  and  confess,  that 
I  want  a  good  husband.  Where's  the  harm  of  one  ?  My  face 
is  my  fortune.  Who'll  come,  buy,  buy,  buy  !  I  cannot  toil, 
neither  can  I  spin,  but  I  can  play  twenty-three  games  on  the 
cards.  I  can  dance  the  last  dance,  I  can  hunt  the  stag,  and 
I  think  I  could  shoot  flying.  I  can  talk  as  wicked  as  any 
woman  of  my  years,  and  know  enough  stories  to  amuse  a 
sulky  husband  for  at  least  one  thousand  and  one  nights.  I 
have  a  pretty  taste  for  dress,  diamonds,  gambling,  and  old 
China.  I  love  sugar-plums,  Malines  lace  (that  you  brought 
me,  cousin,  is  very  pretty),  the  opera,  and  everything  that  is 
useless  and  costly.  I  have  got  a  monkey  and  a  little  black 
boy — Pompey,  sir,  go  and  give  a  dish  of  chocolate  to  Colonel 
Graveairs — and  a  parrot  and  a  spaniel,  and  I  must  have  a 
husband.     Cupid,  you  hear?" 

"  Iss,  Missis,"  says  Pompey,  a  little  grinning  negro  Lord 


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Peterborow  gave  her,  with  a  bird  of  Paradise  in  his  turbant, 
and  a  collar  with  his  mistress's  name  on  it. 

"  Iss,  Missis  !  "  says  Beatrix,  imitating  the  child.  "  And  if 
husband  not  come,  Pompey  must  go  fetch  one." 

And  Pompey  went  away  grinning  with  his  chocolate  tray, 
as  Miss  Beatrix  ran  up  to  her  mother  and  ended  her  sally  of 
mischief  in  her  common  way,  with  a  kiss — no  wonder  that 
upon  paying  such  a  penalty  her  fond  judge  pardoned  her. 

When  Mr.  Esmond  came  home,  his  health  was  still 
shattered ;  and  he  took  a  lodging  near  to  his  mistresses,  at 
Kensington,  glad  enough  to  be  served  by  them,  and  to  see 
them  day  after  day.  He  was  enabled  to  see  a  little  company 
— and  of  the  sort  he  liked  best.  Mr.  Steele  and  Mr.  Addison 
both  did  him  the  honour  to  visit  him  ;  and  drank  many  a  flask 
of  good  claret  at  his  lodging,  whilst  their  entertainer,  through 
his  wound,  was  kept  to  diet-drink  and  gruel.  These  gentle- 
men were  Whigs,  and  great  admirers  of  my  Lord  Duke  of 
Marlborough  ;  and  Esmond  was  entirely  of  the  other  party. 
But  their  different  views  of  politicks  did  not  prevent  the 
gentlemen  from  agreeing  in  private,  nor  from  allowing,  on 
one  evening  when  Esmond's  kind  old  patron,  Lieutenant- 
General  Webb,  with  a  stick  and  a  crutch,  hobbled  up  to  the 
Colonel's  lodging  (which  was  prettily  situate  at  Knights- 
bridge,  between  London  and  Kensington,  and  looking  over 
the  Gardens),  that  the  Lieutenant-General  was  a  noble  and 
gallant  soldier — and  even  that  he  had  been  hardly  used  in 
the  Wynendael  affair.  He  took  his  revenge  in  talk,  that 
must  be  confessed ;  and  if  Mr.  Addison  had  had  a  mind  to 
write  a  poem  about  Wynendael,  he  might  have  heard  from 
the  commander's  own  lips  the  story  a  hundred  times  over. 

Mr.  Esmond,  forced  to  be  quiet,  betook  himself  to  litera- 
ture for  a  relaxation,  and  composed  his  comedy,  whereof  the 
prompter's  copy  lieth  in  my  walnut  escrutoire,  sealed  up  and 
docketed,  "The  Faithful  Fool,  a  Comedy,  as  it  was  performed 
by  Her  Majesty's  Servants."  'Twas  a  very  sentimental  piece ; 
and  Mr.  Steele,  who  had  more  of  that  kind  of  sentiment  than 
Mr.  Addison,  admired  it,  whilst  the  other  rather  sneered  at 
the  performance ;  though  he  owned  that,  here  and  there,  it 
contained  some  pretty  strokes.  He  was  bringing  out  his  own 
play  of  "Cato"  at  the  time,  the  blaze  of  which  quite  ex- 
tinguished Esmond's  farthing  candle :  and  his  name  was  never 


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put  to  the  piece,  which  was  printed  as  by  a  Person  of  Quality. 
Only  nine  copies  were  sold,  though  Mr.  Dennis,  the  great 
critick,  praised  it,  and  said  'twas  a  work  of  great  merit ;  and 
Colonel  Esmond  had  the  whole  impression  burned  one  day 
in  a  rage,  by  Jack  Lockwood,  his  man. 

All  this  comedy  was  full  of  bitter  satyrick  strokes  against 
a  certain  young  lady.  The  plot  of  the  piece  was  quite  a  new 
one.  A  young  woman  was  represented  with  a  great  number 
of  suitors,  selecting  a  pert  fribble  of  a  peer,  in  place  of  the 
hero ;  (but  ill-acted,  I  think,  by  Mr.  Wilks,  the  Faithful  Fool,) 
who  persisted  in  admiring  her.  In  the  fifth  act,  Teraminta 
was  made  to  discover  the  merits  of  Eugenio  (the  F.  F.),  and 
to  feel  a  partiality  for  him  too  late;  for  he  announced  that 
he  had  bestowed  his  hand  and  estate  upon  Rosaria,  a  country 
lass,  endowed  with  every  virtue.  But  it  must  be  owned  that 
the  audience  yawned  through  the  play ;  and  that  it  perished 
on  the  third  night,  with  only  half  a  dozen  persons  to  behold 
its  agonies.  Esmond  and  his  two  mistresses  came  to  the 
first  night,  and  Miss  Beatrix  fell  asleep  ;  whilst  her  mother,  who 
had  not  been  to  a  play  since  King  James  the  Second's  time, 
thought  the  piece,  though  not  brilliant,  had  a  very  pretty  moral. 

Mr.  Esmond  dabbled  in  letters,  and  wrote  a  deal  of  prose 
and  verse  at  this  time  of  leisure.  When  displeased  with  the 
conduct  of  Miss  Beatrix,  he  would  compose  a  satyre,  in  which 
he  relieved  his  mind.  When  smarting  under  the  faithlessness 
of  women,  he  dashed  off  a  copy  of  verses,  in  which  he  held 
the  whole  sex  up  to  scorn.  One  day,  in  one  of  these  moods, 
he  made  a  little  joke,  in  which  (swearing  him  to  secrecy)  he 
got  his  friend  Dick  Steele  to  help  him  :  and,  composing  a 
paper,  he  had  it  printed  exactly  like  Steele's  paper,  and  by 
his  printer,  and  laid  on  his  mistress's  breakfast-table  the 
following : — 

"Spectator. 

"No.  341.  "  Tuesday,  April  I,  1 7 12. 

Mutato  nomine  de  te  F"abula  narratur. — Horace. 
Thyself  the  moral  of  the  Fable  see. — Creech. 

"Jocasta  is  known  as  a  woman  of  learning  and 
fashion,  and  as  one  of  the  most  amiable  persons  of  this  Court 
and  country.     She  is  at  home  two  mornings  of  the  week,  and 


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all  the  wits  and  a  few  of  the  beauties  of  London  flock  to  her 
assemblies.  When  she  goes  abroad  to  Tunbridge  or  the  Bath, 
a  retinue  of  adorers  rides  the  journey  with  her;  and,  besides 
the  London  beaux,  she  has  a  crowd  of  admirers  at  the  Wells, 
the  polite  amongst  the  natives  of  Sussex  and  Somerset  pressing 
round  her  tea-tables,  and  being  anxious  for  a  nod  from  her 
chair.  Jocasta's  acquaintance  is  thus  very  numerous.  Indeed, 
'tis  one  smart  writer's  work  to  keep  her  visiting-book — a  strong 
footman  is  engaged  to  carry  it ;  and  it  would  require  a  much 
stronger  head  even  than  Jocasta's  own  to  remember  the 
names  of  all  her  dear  friends. 

"  Either  at  Epsom  Wells  or  at  Tunbridge  (for  of  this 
important  matter  Jocasta  cannot  be  certain)  it  was  her  lady- 
ship's fortune  to  become  acquainted  with  a  young  gentleman, 
whose  conversation  was  so  sprightly,  and  manners  amiable, 
that  she  invited  the  agreeable  young  spark  to  visit  her  if  ever 
he  came  to  London,  where  her  house  in  Spring  Garden  should 
be  open  to  him.  Charming  as  he  was,  and  without  any  manner 
of  doubt  a  pretty  fellow,  Jocasta  hath  such  a  regiment  of  the 
like  continually  marching  round  her  standard,  that  'tis  no 
wonder  her  attention  is  distracted  amongst  them.  And  so, 
though  this  gentleman  made  a  considerable  impression  upon 
her,  and  touched  her  heart  for  at  least  three-and-twenty 
minutes,  it  must  be  owned  that  she  has  forgotten  his  name. 
He  is  a  dark  man,  and  may  be  eight-and-twenty  years  old. 
His  dress  is  sober,  though  of  rich  materials.  He  has  a  mole 
on  his  forehead  over  his  left  eye  ;  has  a  blue  ribbon  to  his 
cane  and  sword,  and  wears  his  own  hair. 

"Jocasta  was  much  flattered  by  beholding  her  admirer  (for 
that  everybody  admires  who  sees  her  is  a  point  which  she 
never  can  for  a  moment  doubt)  in  the  next  pew  to  her  at  Saint 
James's  Church  last  Sunday ;  and  the  manner  in  which  he 
appeared  to  go  to  sleep  during  the  sermon — though  from 
under  his  fringed  eyelids  it  was  evident  he  was  casting  glances 
of  respectful  rapture  towards  Jocasta — deeply  moved  and  in- 
terested her.  On  coming  out  of  church,  he  found  his  way 
to  her  chair,  and  made  her  an  elegant  bow  as  she  stepped 
into  it.  She  saw  him  at  Court  afterwards,  where  he  carried 
himself  with  a  most  distinguished  air,  though  none  of  her 
acquaintances  knew  his  name;  and  the  next  night  he  was 
at  the  play,  where  her  ladyship  was  pleased  to  acknowledge 
him  from  the  side-box. 


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OCASTA  381 


"  During  the  whole  of  the  comedy  she  racked  her  brains 
so  to  remember  his  name,  that  she  did  not  hear  a  word  of 
the  piece  :  and  having  the  happiness  to  meet  him  once  more 
in  the  lobby  of  the  playhouse,  she  went  up  to  him  in  a  flutter, 
and  bade  him  remember  that  she  kept  two  nights  in  the  week, 
and  that  she  longed  to  see  him  at  Spring  Garden. 

"  He  appeared  on  Tuesday,  in  a  rich  suit,  showing  a  very 
fine  taste  both  in  the  tailor  and  wearer ;  and  though  a  knot 
of  us  were  gathered  round  the  charming  Jocasta,  fellows  who 
pretended  to  know  every  face  upon  the  town,  not  one  could 
tell  the  gentleman's  name  in  reply  to  Jocasta's  eager  enquiries, 
flung  to  the  right  and  left  of  her  as  he  advanced  up  the  room 
with  a  bow  that  would  become  a  duke. 

"  Jocasta  acknowledged  this  salute  with  one  of  those 
smiles  and  curtsies  of  which  that  lady  hath  the  secret.  She 
curtsies  with  a  languishing  air,  as  if  to  say,  '  You  are  come 
at  last.  I  have  been  pining  for  you  : '  and  then  she  finishes 
her  victim  with  a  killing  look,  which  declares  :  '  O  Philander  ! 
I  have  no  eyes  but  for  you.'  Camilla  hath  as  good  a  curtsey 
perhaps,  and  Thalestris  much  such  another  look ;  but  the 
glance  and  the  curtsey  together  belong  to  Jocasta  of  all  the 
English  beauties  alone. 

"  '  Welcome  to  London,  sir,'  says  she.  '  One  can  see  you 
are  from  the  country  by  your  looks.'  She  would  have  said 
'  Epsom,'  or  '  Tunbridge,'  had  she  remembered  rightly  at  which 
place  she  had  met  the  stranger ;  but,  alas  !  she  had  forgotten. 

"The  gentleman  said  'he  had  been  in  town  but  three 
days ;  and  one  of  his  reasons  for  coming  hither  was  to  have 
the  honour  of  paying  his  court  to  Jocasta.' 

"  She  said  '  the  waters  had  agreed  with  her  but  indifferently.' 

"  'The  waters  were  for  the  sick,'  the  gentleman  said  :  'the 
young  and  beautiful  came  but  to  make  them  sparkle.  And, 
as  the  clergyman  read  the  service  on  Sunday,'  he  added, 
'  your  ladyship  reminded  me  of  the  angel  that  visited  the 
pool.'  A  murmur  of  approbation  saluted  this  sally.  Manilio, 
who  is  a  wit  when  he  is  not  at  cards,  was  in  such  a  rage  that 
he  revoked  when  he  heard  it. 

"  Jocasta  was  an  angel  visiting  the  waters ;  but  at  which 
of  the  Bethesdas  ?  She  was  puzzled  more  and  more ;  and, 
as  her  way  always  is,  looked  the  more  innocent  and  simple, 
the  more  artful  her  intentions  were. 

"'We   were   discoursing,'    says    she,    'about   spelling   of 


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names  and  words  when  you  came.  Why  should  we  say  goold 
and  write  gold,  and  call  china  chayny,  and  Cavendish 
Candish,  and  Cholmondeley  Chumley  ?  If  we  call  Pulteney 
Poltney,  why  shouldn't  we  call  poultry  pultry — and ' 

" '  Such  an  enchantress  as  your  ladyship,'  says  he,  '  is 
mistress  of  all  sorts  of  spells.'  But  this  was  Dr.  Swift's  pun, 
and  we  all  knew  it. 

"  '  And — and  how  do  you  spell  your  name  ? '  says  she, 
coming  to  the  point,  at  length ;  for  this  sprightly  conversation 
had  lasted  much  longer  than  is  here  set  down,  and  been 
carried  on  through  at  least  three  dishes  of  tea. 

"  '  O,  madam,'  says  he,  '/  spell  my  na?jie  with  the y.^  And 
laying  down  his  dish,  my  gentleman  made  another  elegant 
bow,  and  was  gone  in  a  moment. 

"  Jocasta  hath  had  no  sleep  since  this  mortification  and  the 
stranger's  disappearance.  If  baulked  in  anything,  she  is  sure 
to  lose  her  health  and  temper ;  and  we,  her  servants,  suffer, 
as  usual,  during  the  angry  fits  of  our  Queen.  Can  you  help 
us,  Mr.  Spectator,  who  know  everything,  to  read  this  riddle 
for  her,  and  set  at  rest  all  our  minds  ?  We  find  in  her  list, 
Mr.  Berty,  Mr.  Smith,  Mr.  Pike,  Mr.  Tyler — who  may  be 
Mr.  Bertie,  Mr.  Smyth,  Mr.  Pyke,  Mr.  Tiler,  for  what  we 
know.  She  hath  turned  away  the  clerk  of  her  visiting-book, 
a  poor  fellow,  with  a  great  family  of  children.  Read  me  this 
riddle,  good  Mr.  Shortface,  and  oblige  your  admirer, 

"CEdipus." 


"The  Trumpet  Coffee-House,  Whitehall. 

"  Mr.  Spectator, — 1  am  a  gentleman  but  little  acquainted 
with  the  town,  though  I  have  had  an  university  education,  and 
passed  some  years  serving  my  country  abroad,  where  my  name 
is  better  known  than  in  the  coffee-houses  and  St.  James's. 

"  Two  years  since  my  uncle  died,  leaving  me  a  pretty 
estate  in  the  county  of  Kent ;  and  being  at  Tunbridge  Wells 
last  summer,  after  my  mourning  was  over,  and  on  the  look- 
out, if  truth  must  be  told,  for  some  young  lady  who  would 
share  with  me  the  solitude  of  my  great  Kentish  house,  and 
be  kind  to  my  tenantry  (for  whom  a  woman  can  do  a  great 
deal  more  good  than  the  best-intentioned  man  can),  I  was 
greatly  fascinated  by  a  young  lady  of  London,  who  was  the 
toast  of  all  the  company  at  the  Wells.      Every  one  knows 


JOCASTA  383 

Saccharissa's  beauty ;  and  I  think,  Mr.  Spectator,  no  one 
better  than  herself. 

"  My  table-book  informs  me  that  I  danced  no  less  than 
seven  and  twenty  sets  with  her  at  the  assembly,  I  treated 
her  to  the  fiddles  twice.  I  was  admitted  on  several  days  at 
her  lodging,  and  received  by  her  with  a  great  deal  of  distinc- 
tion, and,  for  a  time,  was  entirely  her  slave.  It  was  only  when 
I  found,  from  common  talk  of  the  company  at  the  Wells,  and 
from  narrowly  watching  one  who  I  once  thought  of  asking 
the  most  sacred  question  a  man  can  put  to  a  woman,  that  I 
became  aware  how  unfit  she  was  to  be  a  country  gentleman's 
wife ;  and  that  this  fair  creature  was  but  a  heartless  worldly 
jilt,  playing  with  affections  that  she  never  meant  to  return, 
and,  indeed,  incapable  of  returning  them.  'Tis  admiration 
such  women  want,  not  love  that  touches  them ;  and  I  can 
conceive,  in  her  old  age,  no  more  WTetched  creature  than  this 
lady  will  be,  when  her  beauty  hath  deserted  her,  when  her 
admirers  have  left  her,  and  she  hath  neither  friendship  nor 
religion  to  console  her. 

"  Business  calling  me  to  London,  I  went  to  St.  James's 
Church  last  Sunday,  and  there,  opposite  me,  sat  my  beauty  of 
the  Wells.  Her  behaviour  during  the  whole  service  was  so 
pert,  languishing,  and  absurd  ;  she  flirted  her  fan,  and  ogled 
and  eyed  me  in  a  manner  so  indecent,  that  I  was  obliged  to 
shut  my  eyes,  so  as  actually  not  to  see  her,  and  whenever 
I  opened  them  beheld  hers  (and  very  bright  they  are)  still 
staring  at  me.  I  fell  in  with  her  afterwards  at  Court,  and  at 
the  playhouse ;  and  here  nothing  would  satisfy  her  but  she 
must  elbow  through  the  crowd  and  speak  to  me,  and  invite 
me  to  the  assembly  which  she  holds  at  her  house,  not  very 
far  from  Ch-r-ng  Cr-ss. 

"  Having  made  her  a  promise  to  attend,  of  course  I  kept 
my  promise ;  and  found  the  young  widow  in  the  midst  of  a 
half  dozen  of  card-tables,  and  a  crowd  of  wits  and  admirers. 
I  made  the  best  bow  I  could,  and  advanced  towards  her ;  and 
saw  by  a  peculiar  puzzled  look  in  her  face,  though  she  tried 
to  hide  her  perplexity,  that  she  had  forgotten  even  my  name. 

"  Her  talk,  artful  as  it  was,  convinced  me  that  I  had 
guessed  aright.  She  turned  the  conversation  most  ridicu- 
lously upon  the  spelling  of  names  and  words ;  and  I  replied 
with  as  ridiculous,  fulsome  compliments  as  I  could  pay  her : 
indeed,  one  in  which  I  compared  her  to  an  angel  visiting  the 


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sick  wells,  went  a  little  too  far ;  nor  should  I  have  employed 
it,  but  that  the  allusion  came  from  the  Second  Lesson  last 
Sunday,  which  we  both  had  heard,  and  I  was  pressed  to 
answer  her. 

"  Then  she  came  to  the  question,  which  I  knew  was 
awaiting  me,  and  asked  how  I  spelt  my  name  ?  '  Madam,' 
says  I,  turning  on  my  heel,  'I  spell  it  with  thej'.'  And  so  I 
left  her,  wondering  at  the  light-heartedness  of  the  town-people, 
who  forget  and  make  friends  so  easily,  and  resolved  to  look 
elsewhere  for  a  partner  for  your  constant  reader, 

"CvMON  Wyldoats. 

"  You  know  my  real  name,  Mr.  Spectator,  in  which  there 
is  no  such  a  letter  as  hupsilon.  But  if  the  lady,  whom  I  have 
called  Saccharissa,  wonders  that  I  appear  no  more  at  the  tea- 
tables,  she  is  hereby  respectfully  informed  the  reason  jc" 

The  above  is  a  parable,  whereof  the  writer  will  now  ex- 
pound the  meaning.  Jocasta  was  no  other  than  Miss  Esmond, 
Maid  of  Honour  to  Her  Majesty.  She  had  told  Mr.  Esmond 
this  little  story  of  having  met  a  gentleman  somewhere,  and 
forgetting  his  name,  when  the  gentleman,  with  no  such  mali- 
cious intentions  as  those  of  "  Cymon "  in  the  above  fable, 
made  the  answer  simply  as  above;  and  we  all  laughed  to  think 
how  little  Mistress  Jocasta-Beatrix  had  profited  by  her  artifice 
and  precautions. 

As  for  Cymon,  he  was  intended  to  represent  yours  and  her 
very  humble  servant,  the  writer  of  the  apologue  and  of  this 
story,  which  we  had  printed  on  a  Spectator  paper  at  Mr. 
Steele's  office,  exactly  as  those  famous  journals  were  printed, 
and  which  was  laid  on  the  table  at  breakfast  in  place  of  the 
real  newspaper.  Mistress  Jocasta,  who  had  plenty  of  wit, 
could  not  live  without  her  Spectator  to  her  tea ;  and  this 
sham  Spectator  was  intended  to  convey  to  the  young  woman 
that  she  herself  was  a  flirt,  and  that  Cymon  was  a  gentleman 
of  honour  and  resolution,  seeing  all  her  faults,  and  determined 
to  break  the  chains  once  and  for  ever. 

For  though  enough  hath  been  said  about  this  love-business 
already— enough,  at  least,  to  prove  to  the  writer's  heirs  what  a 
silly  fond  fool  their  old  grandfather  was,  who  would  like  them  to 
consider  him  as  a  very  wise  old  gentleman  ; — yet  not  near  all 
has  been  told  concerning  this  matter,  which  if  it  were  allowed 


The  old  Subject  385 

to  take  in  Esmond's  journal  the  space  it  occupied  in  his  time, 
would  weary  his  kinsmen  and  women  of  a  hundred  years'  time 
beyond  all  endurance ;  and  form  such  a  diary  of  folly  and 
drivelling,  raptures  and  rage,  as  no  man  of  ordinary  vanity 
would  like  to  leave  behind  him. 

The  truth  is,  that,  whether  she  laughed  at  him  or  en- 
couraged him ;  whether  she  smiled  or  was  cold  and  turned 
her  smiles  on  another ;  worldly  and  ambitious,  as  he  knew 
her  to  be ;  hard  and  careless  as  she  seemed  to  grow  with  her 
Court  life,  and  a  hundred  admirers  that  came  to  her  and  left 
her ;  Esmond,  do  what  he  would,  never  could  get  Beatrix  out 
of  his  mind ;  thought  of  her  constantly  at  home  or  away :  if 
he  read  his  name  in  a  Gazette,  or  escaped  the  shot  of  a 
cannon-ball  or  a  greater  danger  in  the  campaign,  as  has  hap- 
pened to  him  more  than  once,  the  instant  thought  after  the 
honour  achieved  or  the  danger  avoided,  was  "  What  will  she 
say  of  it?"  "Will  this  distinction  or  the  idea  of  this  peril 
elate  her  or  touch  her,  so  as  to  be  better  inclined  towards 
me  ? "  He  could  no  more  help  this  passionate  fidelity  of 
temper  than  he  could  help  the  eyes  he  saw  with — one  or  the 
other  seemed  a  part  of  his  nature ;  and  knowing  every  one 
of  her  faults  as  well  as  the  keenest  of  her  detractors,  and  the 
folly  of  an  attachment  to  such  a  woman,  of  which  the  fruition 
could  never  bring  him  happiness  for  above  a  week,  there  was 
yet  a  charm  about  this  Circe  from  which  the  poor  deluded 
gentleman  could  not  free  himself;  and,  for  a  much  longer 
period  than  Ulysses  (another  middle-aged  officer,  who  had 
travelled  much,  and  been  in  the  foreign  wars),  Esmond  felt 
himself  enthralled  and  besotted  by  the  wiles  of  this  en- 
chantress. Quit  her !  He  could  no  more  quit  her,  as  the 
Cymon  of  his  story  was  made  to  quit  his  false  one,  than  he 
could  lose  his  consciousness  of  yesterday.  She  had  but  to 
raise  her  finger,  and  he  would  come  back  from  ever  so  far ; 
she  had  but  to  say,  "  I  have  discarded  such  and  such  an  adorer," 
and  the  poor  infatuated  wretch  would  be  sure  to  come  and 
roder  about  her  mother's  house,  willing  to  be  put  on  the  ranks 
of  suitors,  though  he  knew  he  might  be  cast  off  the  next  week. 
If  he  were  like  Ulysses  in  his  folly,  at  least  she  was  in  so  far 
like  Penelope,  that  she  had  a  crowd  of  suitors,  and  undid  day 
after  day  and  night  after  night  the  handywork  of  fascination 
and  the  web  of  coquetry  with  which  she  was  wont  to  allure 
and  entertain  them. 

2  B 


386      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Part  of  her  coquetry  may  have  come  from  her  position 
about  the  Court,  where  the  beautiful  Maid  of  Honour  was 
the  light  about  which  a  thousand  beaux  came  and  fluttered, 
where  she  was  sure  to  have  a  ring  of  admirers  round  her, 
crowding  to  listen  to  her  repartees  as  much  as  to  admire  her 
beauty ;  and  where  she  spoke  and  listened  to  much  free  talk, 
such  as  one  never  would  have  thought  the  lips  or  ears  of 
Rachel  Castlewood's  daughter  would  have  uttered  or  heard. 
When  in  waiting  at  Windsor  or  Hampton,  the  Court  ladies 
and  gentlemen  would  be  making  riding  parties  together ;  Mrs. 
Beatrix,  in  a  horseman's  coat  and  hat,  the  foremost  after  the 
stag-hounds  and  over  the  park  fences,  a  crowd  of  young  fellows 
at  her  heels.  If  the  English  country  ladies  at  this  time  were 
the  most  pure  and  modest  of  any  ladies  in  the  world — the 
English  town  and  Court  ladies  permitted  themselves  words 
and  behaviour  that  were  neither  modest  nor  pure;  and  claimed, 
some  of  them,  a  freedom  which  those  who  love  that  sex  most 
would  never  wish  to  grant  them.  The  gentlemen  of  my  family 
that  follow  after  me  (for  I  don't  encourage  the  ladies  to  pursue 
any  such  studies)  may  read  in  the  works  of  Mr.  Congreve,  and 
Dr.  Swift,  and  others,  what  was  the  conversation  and  what  the 
habits  of  our  time. 

The  most  beautiful  woman  in  England  in  17 12,  when 
Esmond  returned  to  this  country,  a  lady  of  high  birth,  and 
though  of  no  fortune  to  be  sure,  with  a  thousand  fascinations 
of  wit  and  manners — Beatrix  Esmond — was  now  six-and- 
twenty  years  old,  and  Beatrix  Esmond  still.  Of  her  hundred 
adorers  she  had  not  chosen  one  for  a  husband ;  and  those 
who  had  asked  had  been  jilted  by  her ;  and  more  still  had 
left  her.  A  succession  of  near  ten  years'  crops  of  beauties 
had  come  up  since  her  time,  and  had  been  reaped  by  proper 
hiislmndm^in,  if  we  may  make  an  agricultural  simile,  and  had 
been  housed  comfortably  long  ago.  Her  own  contemporaries 
were  sober  mothers  by  this  time ;  girls  with  not  a  tithe  of 
her  charms,  or  her  wit,  having  made  good  matches,  and  now 
claiming  precedence  over  the  spinster  who  but  lately  had 
derided  and  outshone  them.  The  young  beauties  were  be- 
ginning to  look  down  on  Beatrix  as  an  old  maid ;  and  sneer, 
and  call  her  one  of  Charles  II.'s  ladies,  and  ask  whether 
her  portrait  was  not  in  the  Hampton  Court  Gallery?  But 
still  she  reigned,  at  least  in  one  man's  opinion,  superior 
over  all  the  little  misses  that  were  the  toasts  of  the  young 


ASHBURNHAM     MARRIES    ELSEWHERE        387 

lads;  and  in  Esmond's  eyes  was  ever  perfectly  lovely  and 
young. 

Who  knows  how  many  were  nearly  made  happy  by  pos- 
sessing her,  or,  rather,  how  many  were  fortunate  in  escaping 
this  syren  ?  'Tis  a  marvel  to  think  that  her  mother  was  the 
purest  and  simplest  woman  in  the  whole  world,  and  that  this 
girl  should  have  been  born  from  her.  I  am  inclined  to  fancy, 
my  mistress,  who  never  said  a  harsh  word  to  her  children  (and 
but  twice  or  thrice  only  to  one  person),  must  have  been  too 
fond  and  pressing  with  the  maternal  authority;  for  her  son 
and  her  daughter  both  revolted  early ;  nor  after  their  first 
flight  from  the  nest  could  they  ever  be  brought  back  quite 
to  the  fond  mother's  bosom.  Lady  Castlewood,  and  perhaps 
it  was  as  well,  knew  Httle  of  her  daughter's  life  and  real 
thoughts.  How  was  she  to  apprehend  what  passed  in  Queens' 
antechambers  and  at  Court  tables  ?  Mrs.  Beatrix  asserted 
her  own  authority  so  resolutely  that  her  mother  quickly  gave 
in.  The  Maid  of  Honour  had  her  own  equipage ;  went  from 
home  and  came  back  at  her  own  will :  her  mother  was  alike 
powerless  to  resist  her  or  to  lead  her,  or  to  command  or  to 
persuade  her. 

She  had  been  engaged  once,  twice,  thrice,  to  be  married, 
Esmond  believed.  When  he  quitted  home,  it  hath  been  said, 
she  was  promised  to  my  Lord  Ashburnham,  and  now,  on  his 
return,  behold  his  lordship  was  just  married  to  Lady  Mary 
Butler,  the  Duke  of  Ormonde's  daughter,  and  his  fine  houses, 
and  twelve  thousand  a  year  of  fortune,  for  which  Miss  Beatrix 
had  rather  coveted  him,  was  out  of  her  power.  To  her 
Esmond  could  say  nothing  in  regard  to  the  breaking  of  this 
match ;  and  asking  his  mistress  about  it,  all  Lady  Castlewood 
answered  was  :  "  Do  not  speak  to  me  about  it,  Harry.  I 
cannot  tell  you  how  or  why  they  parted,  and  I  fear  to  enquire. 
I  have  told  you  before,  that  with  all  her  kindness,  and  wit, 
and  generosity,  and  that  sort  of  splendour  of  nature  she  has, 
I  can  say  but  little  good  of  poor  Beatrix,  and  look  with  dread 
at  the  marriage  she  will  form.  Her  mind  is  fixed  on  ambition 
only,  and  making  a  great  figure :  and,  this  achieved,  she  will 
tire  of  it  as  she  does  of  everything.  Heaven  help  her  husband 
whoever  he  shall  be !  My  Lord  Ashburnham  was  a  most 
excellent  young  man,  gentle,  and  yet  manly,  of  very  good 
parts,  so  they  told  me,  and  as  my  little  conversation  would 
enable  me  to  judge;  and  a  kind  temper— kind  and  enduring 


388      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

I'm  sure  he  must  have  been,  from  all  that  he  had  to  endure.  But 
he  quitted  her  at  last,  from  some  crowning  piece  of  caprice 
or  tyranny  of  hers ;  and  now  he  has  married  a  young  woman 
that  will  make  him  a  thousand  times  happier  than  my  poor 
girl  ever  could." 

The  rupture,  whatever  its  cause  was,  (I  heard  the  scandal, 
but  indeed  shall  not  take  pains  to  repeat  at  length  in  this 
diary  the  trumpery  coffee-house  story,)  caused  a  good  deal  of 
low  talk ;  and  Mr.  Esmond  was  present  at  my  lord's  appear- 
ance at  the  Birthday  with  his  bride,  over  whom  the  revenge 
that  Beatrix  took  was  to  look  so  imperial  and  lovely  that  the 
modest  downcast  young  lady  could  not  appear  beside  her, 
and  Lord  Ashburnham,  who  had  his  reasons  for  wishing  to 
avoid  her,  slunk  away  quite  shamefaced,  and  very  early.  This 
time  his  Grace  the  Duke  of  Hamilton,  whom  Esmond  had 
seen  about  her  before,  was  constant  at  Miss  Beatrix's  side : 
he  was  one  of  the  most  splendid  gentlemen  of  Europe,  ac- 
complished by  books,  by  travel,  by  long  command  of  the 
best  company,  distinguished  as  a  statesman,  having  been 
ambassador  in  King  William's  time,  and  a  noble  speaker 
in  the  Scots'  Parliament,  where  he  had  led  the  party  that 
was  against  the  Union,  and  though  now  five  or  six  and  forty 
years  of  age,  a  gentleman  so  high  in  stature,  accomplished 
in  wit,  and  favoured  in  person,  that  he  might  pretend  to  the 
hand  of  any  Princess  in  Europe. 

"  Should  you  like  the  Duke  for  a  cousin  ? "  says  Mr, 
Secretary  St.  John,  whispering  to  Colonel  Esmond  in  French ; 
"it  appears  that  the  widower  consoles  himself" 

But  to  return  to  our  little  Spectator  paper  and  the  conversa- 
tion which  grew  out  of  it.  Miss  Beatrix  at  first  was  quite  hit 
(as  the  phrase  of  that  day  was)  and  did  not  "  smoke "  the 
authorship  of  the  story  :  indeed  Esmond  had  tried  to  imitate  as 
well  as  he  could  Mr.  Steele's  manner,  (as  for  the  other  author  of 
the  Spectator  his  prose  style  I  think  is  altogether  inimitable ;) 
and  Dick,  who  was  the  idlest  and  best  natured  of  men,  would 
have  let  the  piece  pass  into  his  journal,  and  go  to  posterity  as 
one  of  his  own  lucubrations,  but  that  Esmond  did  not  care  to 
have  a  lady's  name  whom  he  loved,  sent  forth  to  the  world  in 
a  light  so  unfavourable.  Beatrix  pished  and  psha'd  over  the 
paper ;  Colonel  Esmond  watching  with  no  little  interest  her 
countenance  as  she  read  it. 

"  How  stupid  your  friend  Mr.  Steele  becomes  !  "  cries  Miss 


A  Bite  389 

Beatrix.  "Epsom  and  Tunbridge  !  Will  he  never  have  done 
with  Epsom  and  Tunbridge,  and  with  beaux  at  church,  and 
Jocastas  and  Lindamiras  ?  Why  does  he  not  call  women 
Nelly  and  Betty,  as  their  godfathers  and  godmothers  did  for 
them  in  their  baptism  ?  " 

"Beatrix,  Beatrix!"  says  her  mother,  "speak  gravely  of 
grave  things." 

"  Mamma  thinks  the  Church  Catechism  came  from  Heaven, 
I  believe,"  says  Beatrix,  with  a  laugh,  "and  was  brought  down 
by  a  bishop  from  a  mountain.  O,  how  I  used  to  break  my 
heart  over  it !  Besides,  I  had  a  Popish  godmother,  mamma  ; 
why  did  you  give  me  one  ?  " 

"  I  gave  you  the  Queen's  name,"  says  her  mother,  blushing. 
"  And  a  very  pretty  name  it  is,"  said  somebody  else. 

Beatrix  went  on  reading — "  Spell  my  name  with  a  y — why, 
you  wretch,"  says  she,  turning  round  to  Colonel  Esmond, 
"  you  have  been  telling  my  story  to  Mr.  Steele — or  stop — you 
have  written  the  paper  yourself  to  turn  me  into  ridicule.  For 
shame,  sir ! " 

Poor  Mr.  Esmond  felt  rather  frightened,  and  told  a  truth, 
which  was  nevertheless  an  entire  falsehood.  "Upon  my 
honour,"  says  he,  "  I  have  not  even  read  the  Spectator  of  this 
morning."  Nor  had  he,  for  that  was  not  the  Spectator,  but 
a  sham  newspaper  put  in  its  place. 

She  went  on  reading :  her  face  rather  flushed  as  she  read. 
"No,"  she  says,  "I  think  you  couldn't  have  written  it.  I 
think  it  must  have  been  Mr.  Steele  when  he  was  drunk — and 
afraid  of  his  horrid  vulgar  wife.  Whenever  I  see  an  enormous 
compliment  to  a  woman,  and  some  outrageous  panegyrick 
about  female  virtue,  I  always  feel  sure  that  the  Captain  and  his 
better  half  have  fallen  out  over  night,  and  that  he  has  been 
brought  home  tipsy,  or  has  been  found  out  in ■" 

"  Beatrix  !  "  cries  the  Lady  Castlewood. 

"Well,  mamma!  Do  not  cry  out  before  you  are  hurt.  I 
am  not  going  to  say  anything  wrong.  I  won't  give  you  more 
annoyance  than  you  can  help,  you  pretty  kind  mamma.  Yes, 
and  your  little  Trix  is  a  naughty  little  Trix,  and  she  leaves 
undone  those  things  which  she  ought  to  have  done,  and  does 
those  things  which  she  ought  not  to  have  done,  and  there's — 
well  now — I  won't  go  on.  Yes,  I  will,  unless  you  kiss  me." 
And  with  this  the  young  lady  lays  aside  her  paper,  and  runs 
up  to  her  mother  and  performs  a  variety  of  embraces  with  her 


390      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

ladyship,  saying  as  plain  as  eyes  could  speak  to  Mr.  Esmond 
— "There,  sir:  would  not  yoii  like  to  play  the  very  same 
pleasant  game  ?  " 

"  Indeed,  madam,  I  would,"  says  he. 

"  Would  what  ?  "  asked  Miss  Beatrix. 

"  What  you  meant  when  you  looked  at  me  in  that  provok- 
ing way,"  answers  Esmond. 

"  What  a  confessor  !  "  cries  Beatrix,  with  a  laugh. 

"  What  is  it  Henry  would  like,  my  dear  ?  "  asks  her  mother, 
the  kind  soul,  who  was  always  thinking  what  we  would  like, 
and  how  she  could  please  us. 

The  girl  runs  up  to  her — "  O  you  silly  kind  mamma,"  she 
says,  kissing  her  again,  "  that's  what  Harry  would  like ; "  and 
she  broke  out  into  a  great  joyful  laugh  :  and  Lady  Castlewood 
blushed  as  bashful  as  a  maid  of  sixteen. 

"  Look  at  her,  Harry,"  whispers  Beatrix,  running  up, 
and  speaking  in  her  sweet  low  tones.  "  Doesn't  the  blush 
become  her?  Isn't  she  pretty?  She  looks  younger  than  I 
am,  and  I  am  sure  she  is  a  hundred  million  thousand  times 
better." 

Esmond's  kind  mistress  left  the  room,  carrying  her  blushes 
away  with  her. 

"  If  we  girls  at  Court  could  grow  such  roses  as  that," 
continues  Beatrix,  with  her  laugh,  "  what  wouldn't  we  do  to 
preserve  'em  !  We'd  clip  their  stalks  and  put  'em  in  salt  and 
water.  But  those  flowers  don't  bloom  at  Hampton  Court  and 
Windsor,  Henry."  She  paused  for  a  minute,  and  the  smile 
fading  away  from  her  April  face,  gave  place  to  a  menacing 
shower  of  tears :  "  O  how  good  she  is,  Harry,"  Beatrix  went 
on  to  say.  "  O  what  a  saint  she  is  !  Her  goodness  frightens 
me.  I'm  not  fit  to  live  with  her.  I  should  be  better  I  think 
if  she  were  not  so  perfect.  She  has  had  a  great  sorrow  in 
her  life,  and  a  great  secret ;  and  repented  of  it.  It  could  not 
have  been  my  father's  death — she  talks  freely  about  that  ;  nor 
could  she  have  loved  him  very  much — though  who  knows 
what  we  women  do  love,  and  why  ?  " 

"  What,  and  why,  indeed  ! "  says  Mr.  Esmond. 

"  No  one  knows,"  Beatrix  went  on,  without  noticing  this 
interruption  except  by  a  look,  "what  my  mother's  life  is.  She 
hath  been  at  early  prayer  this  morning  :  she  passes  hours  in 
her  closet ;  if  you  were  to  follow  her  thither,  you  would  find 
her  at  prayers  now.     She  tends  the  poor  of  the  place — the 


Jealousy  391 

horrid,  dirty  poor.  She  sits  through  the  curate's  sermons — 
O  those  dreary  sermons  !  And  you  see,  on  a  beaji  dire ;  but 
good  as  they  are,  people  Hke  her  are  not  fit  to  commune  with 
us  of  the  world.  There  is  always,  as  it  were,  a  third  person 
present,  even  when  I  and  my  mother  are  alone.  She  can't 
be  frank  with  me  quite :  who  is  always  thinking  of  the  next 
world,  and  of  her  guardian  angel,  perhaps  that's  in  company. 

0  Harry,  I'm  jealous  of  that  guardian  angel ! "  here  broke 
out  Mistress  Beatrix.  "  It's  horrid,  I  know ;  but  my  mother's 
life  is  all  for  Heaven,  and  mine — all  for  earth.  We  can  never 
be  friends  quite ;  and  then,  she  cares  more  for  Frank's  little 
finger  than  she  does  for  me — I  know  she  does :  and  she  loves 
you,  sir,  a  great  deal  too  much ;  and  I  hate  you  for  it.  I 
would  have  had  her  all  to  myself;  but  she  wouldn't.  In  my 
childhood,  it  was  my  father  she  loved — (O,  how  could  she  ? 

1  remember  him  kind  and  handsome,  but  so  stupid,  and  not 
being  able  to  speak  after  drinking  wine).  And  then  it  was 
Frank ;  and  now  it  is  Heaven  and  the  clergyman.  How  I 
would  have  loved  her !  From  a  child  I  used  to  be  in  a  rage 
that  she  loved  anybody  but  me ;  but  she  loved  you  all  better 
— all,  I  know  she  did.  And  now,  she  talks  of  the  blessed 
consolation  of  religion.  Dear  soul !  she  thinks  she  is  happier 
for  believing,  as  she  must,  that  we  are  all  of  us  wicked  and 
miserable  sinners ;  and  this  world  is  only  a  pied  a  terre  for 
the  good,  where  they  stay  for  a  night,  as  we  do,  coming  from 
Walcote,  at  that  great,  dreary,  uncomfortable  Hounslow  Inn, 
in  those  horrid  beds — O,  do  you  remember  those  horrid 
beds? — and  the  chariot  comes  and  fetches  them  to  Heaven 
the  next  morning." 

"  Hush,  Beatrix,"  says  Mr.  Esmond. 

"  Hush,  indeed.  You  are  a  hypocrite,  too,  Henry,  with 
your  grave  airs  and  your  glum  face.  VVe  are  all  hypocrites.  O 
dear  me !  We  are  all  alone,  alone,  alone,"  says  poor  Beatrix, 
her  fair  breast  heaving  with  a  sigh. 

"  It  was  I  that  writ  every  line  of  that  paper,  my  dear," 
says  Mr.  Esmond.  "  You  are  not  so  worldly  as  you  think 
yourself,  Beatrix,  and  better  than  we  believe  you.  The  good 
we  have  in  us  we  doubt  of;  and  the  happiness  that's  to  our 
hand  we  throw  away.  You  bend  your  ambition  on  a  great 
marriage  and  establishment — and  why?  You'll  tire  of  them 
when  you  win  them ;  and  be  no  happier  with  a  coronet  on 
your  coach " 


392      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

"Than  riding  pillion  with  Lubin  to  market,"  says  Beatrix. 
"  Thank  you,  Lubin  !  " 

"I'm  a  dismal  shepherd,  to  be  sure,"  answers  Esmond, 
with  a  blush ;  "  and  require  a  nymph  that  can  tuck  my  bed- 
clothes up,  and  make  me  water-gruel.  Well,  Tom  Lockwood 
can  do  that.  He  took  me  out  of  the  fire  upon  his  shoulders, 
and  nursed  me  through  my  illness  as  love  will  scarce  ever  do. 
Only  good  wages,  and  a  hope  of  my  clothes,  and  the  contents 
of  my  portmanteau.  How  long  was  it  that  Jacob  served  an 
apprenticeship  for  Rachel  ?  " 

"  For  mamma  ?  "  says  Beatrix.  "  Is  it  mamma  your  honour 
wants,  and  that  I  should  have  the  happiness  of  calling  you 
papa  ?  " 

Esmond  blushed  again.  "  I  spoke  of  a  Rachel  that  a 
shepherd  courted  five  thousand  years  ago ;  when  shepherds 
were  longer  lived  than  now.  And  my  meaning  was,  that 
since  I  saw  you  first  after  our  separation — a  child  you  were 
then  ..." 

"  And  I  put  on  my  best  stockings,  to  captivate  you,  I 
remember,  sir  .  .  .  " 

"  You  have  had  my  heart  ever  since  then,  such  as  it  was ; 
and,  such  as  you  were,  I  cared  for  no  other  woman.  What 
little  reputation  I  have  won,  it  was  that  you  might  be  pleased 
with  it :  and,  indeed,  it  is  not  much  ;  and  I  think  a  hundred 
fools  in  the  army  have  got  and  deserved  quite  as  much.  Was 
there  something  in  the  air  of  that  dismal  old  Castlewood  that 
made  us  all  gloomy,  and  dissatisfied,  and  lonely  under  its 
ruined  old  roof?  We  were  all  so,  even  when  together  and 
united,  as  it  seemed,  following  our  separate  schemes,  each  as 
we  sate  round  the  table." 

"  Dear,  dreary  old  place  !  "  cries  Beatrix.  "  Mamma  hath 
never  had  the  heart  to  go  back  thither  since  we  left  it,  when — 
never  mind  how  many  years  ago,"  and*  she  flung  back  her 
curls,  and  looked  over  her  fair  shoulder  at  the  mirror  superbly, 
as  if  she  said,  "Time,  I  defy  you." 

"Yes,"  says  Esmond,  who  had  the  art,  as  she  owned,  of 
divining  many  of  her  thoughts.  "  You  can  afford  to  look  in 
the  glass  still ;  and  only  be  pleased  by  the  truth  it  tells  you. 
As  for  me,  do  you  know  what  my  scheme  is  ?  I  think  of 
asking  Frank  to  give  me  the  Virginia  estate  King  Charles  gave 
our  grandfather."  (She  gave  a  superb  curtsey,  as  much  as  to 
say,  "  Our  grandfather,  indeed  !      Thank  you,  Mr.  Bastard.") 


A  Lodge  in  the  Wilderness  393 

"Yes,  I  know  you  are  thinking  of  my  bar-sinister,  and  so  am 
I.  A  man  cannot  get  over  it  in  this  country  ;  unless,  indeed, 
he  wears  it  across  a  king's  arms,  when  'tis  a  highly  honourable 
coat ;  and  I  am  thinking  of  retiring  into  the  plantations,  and 
building  myself  a  wigwam  in  the  woods,  and  perhaps,  if  I 
want  company,  suiting  myself  with  a  squaw.  We  will  send 
your  ladyship  furs  over  for  the  winter ;  and  when  you  are  old, 
we'll  provide  you  with  tobacco.  I  am  not  quite  clever  enough 
or  not  rogue  enough — I  know  not  which — for  the  old  world. 
I  may  make  a  place  for  myself  in  the  new,  which  is  not  so 
full ;  and  found  a  family  there.  When  you  are  a  mother 
yourself,  and  a  great  lady,  perhaps  I  shall  send  you  over  from 
the  plantation  some  day  a  little  barbarian  that  is  half  Esmond 
half  Mohock,  and  you  will  be  kind  to  him  for  his  father's 
sake,  who  was,  after  all,  your  kinsman  ;  and  whom  you  loved 
a  Httle." 

"What  folly  you  are  talking,  Harry,"  says  Miss  Beatrix, 
looking  with  her  great  eyes. 

"'Tis  sober  earnest,"  says  Esmond.  And,  indeed,  the 
scheme  had  been  dwelling  a  good  deal  in  his  mind  for  some 
time  past,  and  especially  since  his  return  home,  when  he  found 
how  hopeless,  and  even  degrading  to  himself,  his  passion  was. 
"  No,"  says  he,  then,  "  I  have  tried  half  a  dozen  times  now. 
I  can  bear  being  away  from  you  well  enough ;  but  being  with 
you  is  intolerable  "  (another  low  curtsey  on  Mrs.  Beatrix's  part), 
"  and  I  will  go.  I  have  enough  to  buy  axes  and  guns  for  my 
men,  and  beads  and  blankets  for  the  savages ;  and  I'll  go 
and  live  amongst  them." 

'■'■  Mon  atni,'^  she  says,  quite  kindly,  and  taking  Esmond's 
hand,  with  an  air  of  great  compassion.  "  You  can't  think 
that  in  our  position  anything  more  than  our  present  friendship 
is  possible.  You  are  our  elder  brother — as  such  we  view  you, 
pitying  your  misfortune,  not  rebuking  you  with  it.  Why,  you 
are  old  enough  and  grave  enough  to  be  our  father.  I  always 
thought  you  a  hundred  years  old,  Harry,  with  your  solemn 
face  and  grave  air.  I  feel  as  a  sister  to  you,  and  can  no  more. 
Isn't  that  enough,  sir?"  And  she  put  her  face  quite  close 
to  his — who  knows  with  what  intention  ? 

"  It's  too  much,"  says  Esmond,  turning  away.  "  I  can't 
bear  this  life,  and  shall  leave  it.  I  shall  stay,  I  think,  to  see 
you  married,  and  then  freight  a  ship,  and  call  it  the  Beatrix, 
and  bid  you  all  ..." 


394      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Here  the  servant,  flinging  the  door  open,  announced  his 
Grace  the  Duke  of  Hamilton,  and  Esmond  started  back  with 
something  like  an  imprecation  on  his  lips,  as  the  nobleman 
entered,  looking  splendid  in  his  star  and  green  riband.  He 
gave  Mr.  Esmond  just  that  gracious  bow  which  he  would  have 
given  to  a  lacquey  who  fetched  him  a  chair  or  took  his  hat, 
and  seated  himself  by  Miss  Beatrix,  as  the  poor  Colonel  went 
out  of  the  room  with  a  hang-dog  look. 

Esmond's  mistress  was  in  the  lower  room  as  he  passed 
down  stairs.  She  often  met  him  as  he  was  coming  away  from 
Beatrix ;  and  she  beckoned  him  into  the  apartment. 

"  Has  she  told  you,  Harry  ?  "  Lady  Castlewood  said. 

"  She  has  been  very  frank — very,"  says  Esmond. 

"  But — but  about  what  is  going  to  happen  ?  " 

"  What  is  going  to  happen  ?  "  says  he,  his  heart  beating. 

"  His  Grace  the  Duke  of  Hamilton  has  proposed  to  her," 
says  my  lady.  "  He  made  his  offer  yesterday.  They  will 
marry  as  soon  as  his  mourning  is  over;  and  you  have  heard 
his  Grace  is  appointed  Ambassador  to  Paris ;  and  the 
Ambassadress  goes  with  him." 


Rushing  to  the  looking-glass  and  exa^niniiig  the  effect  they  produced 


CHAPTER  IV 


BEATRIXS    NEW    SUITOR 


THE  gentleman  whom   Beatrix  had   selected  was,  to  be 
sure,  twenty  years  older  than  the  Colonel,  with  whom 
she  quarrelled  for  being  too  old ;  but  this  one  was  but 
a  nameless  adventurer,  and   the  other,  the  greatest  duke  in 

395 


396      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Scotland,  with  pretensions  even  to  a  still  higher  title.  My 
Lord  Duke  of  Hamilton  had,  indeed,  every  merit  belonging  to 
a  gentleman,  and  he  had  had  the  time  to  mature  his  accom- 
plishments fully,  being  upwards  of  fifty  years  old  when  Madam 
Beatrix  selected  him  for  a  bridegroom.  Duke  Hamilton,  then 
Earl  of  Arran,  had  been  educated  at  the  famous  Scottish 
university  of  Glasgow,  and,  coming  to  London,  became  a  great 
favourite  of  Charles  the  Second,  who  made  him  a  lord  of  his 
bedchamber,  and  afterwards  appointed  him  Ambassador  to  the 
French  King,  under  whom  the  Earl  served  two  campaigns  as 
His  Majesty's  aide-de-camp  ;  and  he  was  absent  on  this  service 
when  King  Charles  died. 

King  James  continued  my  lord's  promotion — made  him 
Master  of  the  Wardrobe,  and  Colonel  of  the  Royal  Regiment 
of  Horse ;  and  his  lordship  adhered  firmly  to  King  James, 
being  of  the  small  company  that  never  quitted  that  unfortunate 
monarch  till  his  departure  out  of  England  ;  and  then  it  was, 
in  1688,  namely,  that  he  made  the  friendship  with  Colonel 
Francis  Esmond,  that  had  always  been,  more  or  less,  main- 
tained in  the  two  families. 

The  Earl  professed  a  great  admiration  for  King  William 
always,  but  never  could  give  him  his  allegiance ;  and  was 
engaged  in  more  than  one  of  the  plots  in  the  late  great  King's 
reign,  which  always  ended  in  the  plotters'  discomfiture,  and 
generally  in  their  pardon,  by  the  magnanimity  of  the  King. 
Lord  Arran  was  twice  prisoner  in  the  Tower  during  this  reign, 
undauntedly  saying,  when  offered  his  release,  upon  parole  not 
to  engage  against  King  William,  that  he  would  not  give  his 
word,  because  "  he  was  sure  he  could  not  keep  it ; "  but, 
nevertheless,  he  was  both  times  discharged  without  any  trial ; 
and  the  King  bore  this  noble  enemy  so  little  malice,  that  when 
his  mother,  the  Duchess  of  Hamilton,  of  her  own  right, 
resigned  her  claim  on  her  husband's  death,  the  Earl  was, 
by  patent  signed  at  Loo,  1690,  created  Duke  of  Hamilton, 
Marquis  of  Clydesdale,  and  Earl  of  Arran,  with  precedency 
from  the  original  creation.  His  Grace  took  the  oaths  and 
his  seat  in  the  Scottish  Parliament  in  1700  :  was  famous  there 
for  his  patriotism  and  eloquence,  especially  in  the  debates 
about  the  Union  Bill,  which  Duke  Hamilton  opposed  with 
all  his  strength,  though  he  would  not  go  the  length  of  the 
Scottish  gentry,  who  were  for  resisting  it  by  force  of  arms. 
'Twas  said  he  withdrew  his  opposition  all  of  a  sudden,  and 


The  Duke  of  Hamilton  397 

in  consequence  of  letters  from  the  King  at  St.  Germains,  who 
entreated  him  on  his  allegiance  not  to  thwart  the  Queen,  his 
sister,  in  this  measure ;  and  the  Duke,  being  always  bent  upon 
effecting  the  King's  return  to  his  kingdom  through  a  recon- 
ciliation between  His  Majesty  and  Queen  Anne,  and  quite 
averse  to  his  landing  with  arms  and  French  troops,  held  aloof, 
and  kept  out  of  Scotland  during  the  time  when  the  Chevalier 
de  St.  George's  descent  from  Dunkirk  was  projected,  passing 
his  time  in  England  in  his  great  estate  of  Staffordshire. 

When  the  Whigs  went  out  of  office  in  1710^  the  Queen 
began  to  show  his  Grace  the  very  greatest  marks  of  her  favour. 
He  was  created  Duke  of  Brandon  and  Baron  of  Dutton  in 
England ;  having  the  Thistle  already  originally  bestowed  on 
him  by  King  James  the  Second,  his  Grace  was  now  promoted 
to  the  honour  of  the  Garter — a  distinction  so  great  and 
illustrious,  that  no  subject  hath  ever  borne  them  hitherto 
together.  When  this  objection  was  made  to  Her  ISIajesty,  she 
was  pleased  to  say,  "  Such  a  subject  as  the  Duke  of  Hamilton 
has  a  pre-eminent  claim  to  every  mark  of  distinction  which 
a  crowned  head  can  confer.  I  will  henceforth  wear  both 
orders  myself" 

At  the  Chapter  held  at  Windsor  in  October  17 12,  the 
Duke  and  other  knights,  including  Lord  Treasurer,  the  new- 
created  Earl  of  Oxford  and  Mortimer,  were  installed ;  and 
a  few  days  afterwards  his  Grace  was  appointed  Ambassador- 
Extraordinary  to  France,  and  his  equipages,  plate,  and  liveries 
commanded,  of  the  most  sumptuous  kind,  not  only  for  his 
Excellency  the  Ambassador,  but  for  her  Excellency  the 
Ambassadress,  who  was  to  accompany  him.  Her  arms  were 
already  quartered  on  the  coach  panels,  and  her  brother  was 
to  hasten  over  on  the  appointed  day  to  give  her  away. 

His  lordship  was  a  widower,  having  married,  in  1698, 
Elizabeth,  daughter  of  Digby  Lord  Gerard,  by  which  marriage 
great  estates  came  into  the  Hamilton  family ;  and  out  of  these 
estates  came,  in  part,  that  tragick  quarrel  which  ended  the 
Duke's  career. 

From  the  loss  of  a  tooth  to  that  of  a  mistress  there's  no 
pang  that  is  not  bearable.  The  apprehension  is  much  more 
cruel  than  the  certainty ;  and  we  make  up  our  mind  to  the 
misfortune  when  'tis  irremediable,  part  with  the  tormentor, 
and  mumble  our  crust  on  tother  side  of  the  jaws.     I  think 


398      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Colonel  Esmond  was  relieved  when  a  ducal  coach-and-six 
came  and  whisked  his  charmer  away  out  of  his  reach,  and 
placed  her  in  a  higher  sphere.  As  you  have  seen  the  nymph 
in  the  opera-machine  go  up  to  the  clouds  at  the  end  of  the 
piece  where  Mars,  Bacchus,  Apollo,  and  all  the  divine  com- 
pany of  Olympians  are  seated,  and  quaver  out  her  last  song 
as  a  goddess  :  so  when  this  portentous  elevation  was  accom- 
plished in  the  Esmond  family,  I  am  not  sure  that  every  one 
of  us  did  not  treat  the  divine  Beatrix  with  special  honours  ; 
at  least,  the  saucy  little  beauty  carried  her  head  with  a  toss 
of  supreme  authority,  and  assumed  a  touchme-not  air,  which 
all  her  friends  very  good-humouredly  bowed  to. 

An  old  army  acquaintance  of  Colonel  Esmond's,  honest 
Tom  Trett,  who  had  sold  his  company,  married  a  wife,  and 
turned  merchant  in  the  city,  was  dreadfully  gloomy  for  a  long 
time,  though  living  in  a  fine  house  on  the  river,  and  carrying 
on  a  great  trade  to  all  appearance.  At  length  Esmond  saw 
his  friend's  name  in  the  Gazette  as  a  bankrupt ;  and  a  week 
after  this  circumstance  my  bankrupt  walks  into  Mr.  Esmond's 
lodging  with  a  face  perfectly  radiant  with  good-humour,  and 
as  jolly  and  careless  as  when  they  had  sailed  from  South- 
ampton ten  years  before  for  Vigo.  "  This  bankruptcy,"  says 
Tom,  "  has  been  hanging  over  my  head  these  three  years  j 
the  thought  hath  prevented  my  sleeping,  and  I  have  looked 
at  poor  Polly's  head  on  t'other  pillow,  and  then  towards  my 
razor  on  the  table,  and  thought  to  put  an  end  to  myself,  and 
so  give  my  woes  the  slip.  But  now  we  are  bankrupts :  Tom 
Trett  pays  as  many  shillings  in  the  pound  as  he  can  ;  his 
wife  has  a  little  cottage  at  Eulham,  and  her  fortune  secured 
to  herself.  I  am  afraid  neither  of  bailiff  nor  of  creditor ;  and 
for  the  last  six  nights  have  slept  easy."  So  it  was  that  when 
Fortune  shook  her  wings  and  left  him,  honest  Tom  cuddled 
himself  up  in  his  ragged  virtue,  and  fell  asleep. 

Esmond  did  not  tell  his  friend  how  much  his  story  applied 
to  Esmond  too  :  but  he  laughed  at  it,  and  used  it ;  and  having 
fairly  struck  his  docket  in  this  love  transaction,  determined  to 
put  a  cheerful  face  on  his  bankruptcy.  Perhaps  Beatrix  was  a 
little  offended  at  his  gaiety.  "  Is  this  the  way,  sir,  that  you 
receive  the  announcement  of  your  misfortune,"  says  she,  "and 
do  you  come  smiling  before  me  as  if  you  were  glad  to  be  rid 
of  me  ?  " 

Esmond  would  not  be  put  off  from  his  good-humour,  but 


A  Woman's  Ambition  399 

told  her  the  story  of  Tom  Trett  and  his  bankruptcy.  "  I  have 
been  hankering  after  the  grapes  on  the  wall,"  says  he,  "  and 
lost  my  temper  because  they  were  beyond  my  reach;  was  there 
any  wonder  ?  They're  gone  now,  and  another  has  them — a 
taller  man  than  your  humble  servant  has  won  them."  And  the 
Colonel  made  his  cousin  a  low  bow. 

"  A  taller  man,  cousin  Esmond  !  "  says  she.  "  A  man 
of  spirit  would  have  scaled  the  wall,  sir,  and  seized  them  ! 
A  man  of  courage  would  have  fought  for  'em,  not  gaped 
for  'em." 

"A  Duke  has  but  to  gape  and  they  drop  into  his  mouth," 
says  Esmond,  with  another  low  bow. 

"  Yes,  sir,"  says  she,  "  a  Duke  ts  a  taller  man  than  you. 
And  why  should  I  not  be  grateful  to  one  such  as  his  Grace, 
who  gives  me  his  heart  and  his  great  name  ?  It  is  a  great  gift 
he  honours  me  with ;  I  know  'tis  a  bargain  between  us ;  and 
I  accept  it,  and  will  do  my  utmost  to  perform  my  part  of  it. 
'Tis  no  question  of  sighing  and  philandering  between  a  noble- 
man of  his  Grace's  age  and  a  girl  who  hath  little  of  that 
softness  in  her  nature.  Why  should  I  not  own  that  I  am 
ambitious,  Harry  Esmond  ;  and  if  it  be  no  sin  in  a  man  to 
covet  honour,  why  should  a  woman  too  not  desire  it  ?  Shall 
I  be  frank  with  you,  Harry,  and  say  that  if  you  had  not  been 
down  on  your  knees,  and  so  humble,  you  might  have  fared 
better  with  me  ?  A  woman  of  my  spirit,  cousin,  is  to  be  won 
by  gallantry,  and  not  by  sighs  and  rueful  faces.  All  the  time 
you  are  worshipping  and  singing  hymns  to  me,  I  know  very 
well  I  am  no  goddess,  and  grow  weary  of  the  incense.  So 
would  you  have  been  weary  of  the  goddess  too — when  she 
was  called  Mrs.  Esmond,  and  got  out  of  humour  because  she 
had  not  pin-money  enough,  and  was  forced  to  go  about  in 
an  old  gown.  Eh!  cousin,  a  goddess  in  a  mob-cap,  that  has 
to  make  her  husband's  gruel,  ceases  to  be  divine — I  am  sure 
of  it.  I  should  have  been  sulky  and  scolded ;  and  of  all  the 
proud  wretches  in  the  world  Mr.  Esmond  is  the  proudest, 
let  me  tell  him  that.  You  never  fall  into  a  passion  ;  but  you 
never  forgive,  I  think.  Had  you  been  a  great  man,  you  might 
have  been  good-humoured  ;  but  being  nobody,  sir,  you  are  too 
great  a  man  for  me  ;  and  I'm  afraid  of  you,  cousin — there ! 
and  I  won't  worship  you,  and  you'll  never  be  happy  except  with 
a  woman  who  will.  Why,  after  I  belonged  to  you,  and  after 
one  of  my  tantrums,  you  would  have  put  the  pillow  over  my 


400      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

head  some  night,  and  smothered  me,  as  the  black  man  does 
the  woman  in  the  play  that  you're  so  fond  of.  What's  the 
creature's  name? — -Uesdemona.  You  would,  you  little  black- 
eyed  Othello  ! " 

"  I  think  I  should,  Beatrix,"  says  the  Colonel. 

"And  I  want  no  such  ending.  I  intend  to  live  to  be 
a  hundred,  and  to  go  to  ten  thousand  routs  and  balls,  and 
to  play  cards  every  night  of  my  life  till  the  year  eighteen- 
hundred.  And  I  like  to  be  the  first  of  my  company,  sir ;  and 
I  like  flattery  and  compliments,  and  you  give  me  none ;  and 
I  like  to  be  made  to  laugh,  sir,  and  who's  to  laugh  at  your 
dismal  face  I  should  like  to  know ;  and  I  like  a  coach-and-six 
or  a  coach-and-eight ;  and  I  like  diamonds,  and  a  new  gown 
every  week ;  and  people  to  say — '  That's  the  Duchess — How 
well  her  Grace  looks — Make  way  for  Madame  I'Ambassadrice 
d'Angleterre — Call  her  Excellency's  people' — that's  what  I 
like.  And  as  for  you,  you  want  a  woman  to  bring  your 
slippers  and  cap,  and  to  sit  at  your  feet,  and  cry  '  O  caro  ! 
O  bravo  ! '  whilst  you  read  your  Shakspeares,  and  Miltons, 
and  stuff  Mamma  would  have  been  the  wife  for  you,  had 
you  been  a  little  older,  though  you  look  ten  years  older  than 
she  does — you  do,  you  glum-faced,  blue-bearded,  little  old 
man  !  You  might  have  sat,  like  Darby  and  Joan,  and  flattered 
each  other ;  and  billed  and  cooed  like  a  pair  of  old  pigeons 
on  a  perch.  I  want  my  wings  and  to  use  them,  sir."  And 
she  spread  out  her  beautiful  arms,  as  if  indeed  she  could  flly 
off  like  the  pretty  "  Gawrie,"  whom  the  man  in  the  story  was 
enamoured  of. 

"And  what  will  your  Peter  Wilkins  say  to  your  flight?" 
says  Esmond,  who  never  admired  this  fair  creature  more  than 
when  she  rebelled  and  laughed  at  him. 

"A  Duchess  knows  her  place,"  says  she,  with  a  laugh. 
"  Why,  I  have  a  son  already  made  for  me,  and  thirty  years 
old  (my  Lord  Arran),  and  four  daughters.  How  they  will 
scold,  and  what  a  rage  they  will  be  in,  when  I  come  to  take 
the  head  of  the  table  !  But  I  give  them  only  a  month  to  be 
angry ;  at  the  end  of  that  time  they  shall  love  me  every  one, 
and  so  shall  Lord  Arran,  and  so  shall  all  his  Grace's  Scots 
vassals  and  followers  in  the  Highlands.  I'm  bent  on  it ;  and 
when  I  take  a  thing  in  my  head,  'tis  done.  His  Grace  is  the 
greatest  gentleman  in  Europe,  and  LU  try  and  make  him 
happy  ;  and  when  the  King  comes  back,  you  may  count  on 


Confessions  401 

my  protection,  Cousin  Esmond — for  come  back  the  King 
will  and  shall  :  and  I'll  bring  him  back  from  Versailles,  if  he 
comes  under  my  hoop." 

"  I  hope  the  world  will  make  you  happy,  Beatrix,"  says 
Esmond,  with  a  sigh.  "You'll  be  Beatrix  till  you  are  my 
Lady  Duchess — will  you  not  ?  I  shall  then  make  your  Grace 
my  very  lowest  bow." 

"None  of  these  sighs  and  this  satire,  cousin,"  she  says. 
"  I  take  his  Grace's  great  bounty  thankfully — yes,  thankfully ; 
and  will  wear  his  honours  becomingly.  I  do  not  say  he 
hath  touched  my  heart ;  but  he  has  my  gratitude,  obedience, 
admiration — -I  have  told  him  that,  and  no  more ;  and  with 
that  his  noble  heart  is  content.  I  have  told  him  all — even 
the  story  of  that  poor  creature  that  I  was  engaged  to— and 
that  I  could  not  love ;  and  I  gladly  gave  his  word  back  to 
him,  and  jumped  for  joy  to  get  back  my  own.  I  am  twenty- 
five  years  old." 

"  Twenty-six,  my  dear,"  says  Esmond. 

"  Twenty-five,  sir — I  choose  to  be  twenty-five ;  and  in 
eight  years,  no  man  hath  ever  touched  my  heart.  Yes — you 
did  once,  for  a  little,  Harry,  when  you  came  back,  after  Lille, 
and  engaging  with  that  murderer,  Mohun,  and  saving  Frank's 
life.  I  thought  I  could  like  you ;  and  mamma  begged  me 
hard,  on  her  knees,  and  I  did — for  a  day.  But  the  old 
chill  came  over  me,  Henry,  and  the  old  fear  of  you  and  your 
melancholy  ;  and  I  was  glad  when  you  went  away,  and  engaged 
with  my  Lord  Ashburnham  that  I  might  hear  no  more  of  you, 
that's  the  truth.  You  are  too  good  for  me  somehow.  I  could 
not  make  you  happy,  and  should  break  my  heart  in  trying, 
and  not  being  able  to  love  you.  But  if  you  had  asked  me 
when  we  gave  you  the  sword,  you  might  have  had  me,  sir,  and 
we  both  should  have  been  miserable  by  this  time.  I  talked 
with  that  silly  lord  all  night  just  to  vex  you  and  mamma,  and 
I  succeeded,  didn't  I  ?  How  frankly  we  can  talk  of  these 
things !  It  seems  a  thousand  years  ago :  and  though  we  are 
here  sitting  in  the  same  room,  there's  a  great  wall  between  us. 
My  dear,  kind,  faithful,  gloomy  old  cousin  !  I  can  like  you  now, 
and  admire  you  too,  sir,  and  say  that  you  are  brave  and  very 
kind,  and  very  true,  and  a  fine  gentleman  for  all — for  all  your 
little  mishap  at  your  birth,"  says  she,  wagging  her  arch  head. 

"And  now,  sir,"  says  she,  with  a  curtsey,  "we  must  have 
no  more  talk  except  when  mamma  is  by,  as  his  Grace  is  with 

2  c 


402      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

us;  for  he  does  not  half  like  you,  cousin,  and  is  as  jealous  as 
the  black  man  in  your  favourite  play." 

Though  the  very  kindness  of  the  words  stabbed  Mr. 
Esmond  with  the  keenest  pang,  he  did  not  show  his  sense 
of  the  wound  by  any  look  of  his  (as  Beatrix,  indeed,  after- 
wards owned  to  him),  but  said,  with  a  perfect  command  of 
himself  and  an  easy  smile,  "  The  interview  must  not  end  yet, 
my  dear,  until  I  have  had  my  last  word.  Stay,  here  comes 
your  mother  "  (indeed  she  came  in  here  with  her  sweet  anxious 
face,  and  Esmond,  going  up,  kissed  her  hand  respectfully). 
"  My  dear  lady  may  hear,  too,  the  last  words,  which  are  no 
secrets,  and  are  only  a  parting  benediction  accompanying 
a  present  for  your  marriage  from  an  old  gentleman  your 
guardian ;  for  I  feel  as  if  I  was  the  guardian  of  all  the  family, 
and  an  old,  old  fellow  that  is  fit  to  be  the  grandfather  of  you 
all ;  and  in  this  character  let  me  make  my  Lady  Duchess  her 
wedding  present.  They  are  the  diamonds  my  father's  widow 
left  me.  I  had  thought  Beatrix  might  have  had  them  a  year 
ago ;  but  they  are  good  enough  for  a  duchess,  though  not 
bright  enough  for  the  handsomest  woman  in  the  world."  And 
he  took  the  case  out  of  his  pocket  in  which  the  jewels  were, 
and  presented  them  to  his  cousin. 

She  gave  a  cry  of  delight,  for  the  stones  were  indeed  very 
handsome,  and  of  great  value ;  and  the  next  minute  the  neck- 
lace was  where  Belinda's  cross  is  in  Mr.  Pope's  admirable 
poem,  and  glittering  on  the  whitest  and  most  perfectly  shaped 
neck  in  all  England. 

The  girl's  delight  at  receiving  these  trinkets  was  so  great, 
that  after  rushing  to  the  looking-glass  and  examining  the 
effect  they  produced  upon  that  fair  neck  which  they  sur- 
rounded, Beatrix  was  running  back  with  her  arms  extended, 
and  was  perhaps  for  paying  her  cousin  with  a  price  that  he 
would  have  liked  no  doubt  to  receive  from  those  beautiful 
rosy  lips  of  hers  ;  but  at  this  moment  the  door  opened,  and 
his  Grace  the  bridegroom  elect  was  announced. 

He  looked  very  black  upon  Mr.  Esmond,  to  whom  he 
made  a  very  low  bow  indeed,  and  kissed  the  hand  of  each 
lady  in  his  most  ceremonious  manner.  He  had  come  in 
his  chair  from  the  palace  hard  by,  and  wore  his  two  stars  of 
the  Garter  and  the  Thistle. 

"Look,  my  Lord  Duke,"  says  Mrs.  Beatrix,  advancing  to 
him,  and  showing  the  diamonds  on  her  breast. 


Altercation  403 

"  Diamonds,"  says  his  Grace.     "  Hm  !  they  seem  pretty." 

"They  are  a  present  on  my  marriage,"  says  Beatrix. 

"  From  Her  Majesty  ?  "  asks  the  Duke.  "  The  Queen  is 
very  good." 

"From  my  cousin  Henry — from  our  cousin  Henry" — cry 
both  the  ladies  in  a  breath. 

"  I  have  not  the  honour  of  knowing  the  gentleman.  I 
thought  that  my  Lord  Castlewood  had  no  brother :  and  that 
on  your  ladyship's  side  there  were  no  nephews." 

"  From  our  cousin,  Colonel  Henry  Esmond,  my  lord," 
says  Beatrix,  taking  the  Colonel's  hand  very  bravely — "who 
was  left  guardian  to  us  by  our  father,  and  who  hath  a  hundred 
times  shown  his  love  and  friendship  for  our  family." 

"  The  Duchess  of  Hamilton  receives  no  diamonds  but 
from  her  husband,  madam,"  says  the  Duke — "may  I  pray 
you  to  restore  these  to  Mr.  Esmond  ?  " 

"  Beatrix  Esmond  may  receive  a  present  from  our  kinsman 
and  benefactor,  my  Lord  Duke,"  says  Lady  Castlewood,  with 
an  air  of  great  dignity.  "  She  is  my  daughter  yet :  and  if 
her  mother  sanctions  the  gift — no  one  else  hath  the  right  to 
question  it." 

"  Kinsman  and  benefactor  !"  says  the  Duke.  "  I  know  of 
no  kinsman  :  and  I  do  not  chuse  that  my  wife  should  have 
for  benefactor  a " 

"  My  lord "  says  Colonel  Esmond. 

"  I  am  not  here  to  bandy  words,"  says  his  Grace  :  "  frankly 
I  tell  you  that  your  visits  to  this  house  are  too  frequent,  and 
that  I  chuse  no  presents  for  the  Duchess  of  Hamilton  from 
gentlemen  that  bear  a  name  they  have  no  right  to." 

"  My  lord  ! "  breaks  out  Lady  Castlewood,  "  Mr.  Esmond 
hath  the  best  right  to  that  name  of  any  man  in  the  world  :  and 
'tis  as  old  and  as  honourable  as  your  Grace's." 

My  Lord  Duke  smiled,  and  looked  as  if  Lady  Castlewood 
was  mad,  that  was  so  talking  to  him. 

"  If  I  called  him  benefactor,"  said  my  mistress,  "  it  is 
because  he  has  been  so  to  us — yes,  the  noblest,  the  truest, 
the  bravest,  the  dearest  of  benefactors.  He  would  have  saved 
my  husband's  life  from  Mohun's  sword.  He  did  save  my 
boy's,  and  defended  him  from  that  villain.  Are  those  no 
benefits?" 

"  I  ask  Colonel  Esmond's  pardon,"  says  his  Grace,  if  pos- 
sible more  haughty  than  before;   "I  would  say  not  a  word 


404      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

that  should  give  him  offence,  and  thank  him  for  his  kindness 
to  your  ladyship's  family.  My  Lord  Mohun  and  I  are  con- 
nected, you  know,  by  marriage — though  neither  by  blood  nor 
friendship ;  but  I  must  repeat  what  I  said,  that  my  wife  can 
receive  no  presents  from  Colonel  Esmond." 

"  My  daughter  may  receive  presents  from  the  Head  of 
our  House  :  my  daughter  may  thankfully  take  kindness  from 
her  father's,  her  mother's,  her  brother's  dearest  friend  ;  and 
be  grateful  for  one  more  benefit  besides  the  thousand  we  owe 
him,"  cries  Lady  Esmond.  "  What  is  a  string  of  diamond 
stones  compared  to  that  affection  he  hath  given  us — our 
dearest  preserver  and  benefactor?  We  owe  him  not  only 
Frank's  life,  but  our  all — yes,  our  all,"  says  my  mistress,  with 
a  heightened  colour  and  a  trembling  voice.  "The  title  we 
bear  is  his,  if  he  would  claim  it.  'Tis  we  who  have  no  right 
to  our  name  :  not  he  that's  too  great  for  it.  He  sacrificed  his 
name  at  my  dying  lord's  bedside — sacrificed  it  to  my  orphan 
children  ;  gave  up  rank  and  honour  because  he  loved  us  so 
nobly.  His  father  was  Viscount  of  Castlewood  and  Marquis 
of  Esmond  before  him ;  and  he  is  his  father's  lawful  son  and 
true  heir,  and  we  are  the  recipients  of  his  bounty,  and  he  the 
chief  of  a  house  that's  as  old  as  your  own.  And  if  he  is  con- 
tent to  forego  his  name  that  my  child  may  bear  it,  we  love  him 
and  honour  him  and  bless  him  under  whatever  name  he  bears" 
— and  here  the  fond  and  affectionate  creature  would  have  knelt 
to  Esmond  again,  but  that  he  prevented  her ;  and  Beatrix  run- 
ning up  to  her  with  a  pale  face  and  a  cry  of  alarm,  embraced 
her  and  said,  "Mother,  what  is  this?" 

"  'Tis  a  family  secret,  my  Lord  Duke,"  says  Colonel 
Esmond:  "poor  Beatrix  knew  nothing  of  it:  nor  did  my 
lady  till  a  year  ago.  And  I  have  as  good  a  right  to  resign  my 
title  as  your  Grace's  mother  to  abdicate  hers  to  you." 

"  I  should  have  told  everything  to  the  Duke  of  Hamilton," 
said  my  mistress,  "  had  his  Grace  applied  to  me  for  my 
daughter's  hand  and  not  to  Beatrix.  I  should  have  spoken 
with  you  this  very  day  in  private,  my  lord,  had  not  your  words 
brought  about  this  sudden  explanation — and  now  'tis  fit  Beatrix 
should  hear  it;  and  know,  as  I  would  have  all  the  world  know, 
what  we  owe  to  our  kinsman  and  patron." 

And  then,  in  her  touching  way,  and  having  hold  of  her 
daughter's  hand,  and  speaking  to  her  rather  than  my  Lord  Duke, 
Lady  Castlewood  told  the  story  which  you  know  already — 


Reconciliation  405 

lauding  up  to  the  skies  her  kinsman's  behaviour.  On  his  side 
Mr.  Esmond  explained  the  reasons  that  seemed  quite  suffi- 
ciently cogent  with  him,  why  the  succession  in  the  family,  as 
at  present  it  stood,  should  not  be  disturbed,  and  he  should 
remain,  as  he  was,  Colonel  Esmond. 

"  And  Marquis  of  Esmond,  my  lord,"  says  his  Grace,  with 
a  low  bow.  "  Permit  me  to  ask  your  lordship's  pardon  for 
words  that  were  uttered  in  ignorance,  and  to  beg  for  the 
favour  of  your  friendship.  To  be  allied  to  you,  sir,  must  be 
an  honour  under  whatever  name  you  are  known,"  (so  his  Grace 
was  pleased  to  say  :)  "  and  in  return  for  the  splendid  present 
you  make  my  wife,  your  kinswoman,  I  hope  you  will  please  to 
command  any  service  that  James  Douglas  can  perform.  I 
shall  never  be  easy  until  I  repay  you  a  part  of  my  obligations 
at  least ;  and  ere  very  long,  and  with  the  mission  Her  Majesty 
hath  given  me,"  says  the  Duke,  "  that  may  perhaps  be  in  my 
power.  I  shall  esteem  it  as  a  favour,  my  lord,  if  Colonel 
Esmond  will  give  away  the  bride." 

"  And  if  he  will  take  the  usual  payment  in  advance,  he  is 
welcome,"  says  Beatrix,  stepping  up  to  him  ;  and  as  Esmond 
kissed  her,  she  whispered,  "  O,  why  didn't  I  know  you 
before  ? " 

My  Lord  Duke  was  as  hot  as  a  flame  at  this  salute,  but 
said  never  a  word :  Beatrix  made  him  a  proud  curtsey,  and 
the  two  ladies  quitted  the  room  together. 

"  When  does  your  Excellency  go  for  Paris  ?  "  asks  Colonel 
Esmond. 

"As  soon  after  the  ceremony  as  may  be,"  his  Grace 
answered.  "  'Tis  fixed  for  the  first  of  December :  it  cannot 
be  sooner.  The  equipage  will  not  be  ready  till  then.  The 
Queen  intends  the  embassy  should  be  very  grand — and  I  have 
law  business  to  settle.  That  ill-omened  Mohun  has  come, 
or  is  coming,  to  London  again  :  we  are  in  a  lawsuit  about 
my  late  Lord  Gerard's  property ;  and  he  hath  sent  to  me 
to  meet  him." 


ib4,  t»;4  J'  ■■■■"tfev 


He  .  .  .  who  had  injured  him  and  kept  him  dangling  in  his  ante-chamber 


CHAPTER  V 


MOHUN    APPEARS    FOR    THE    LAST    TIME    IN    THIS    HISTORY 

BESIDES  my  Lord  Duke  of  Hamilton  and  Brandon,  who, 
for  family  reasons,  had  kindly  promised  his  protection  and 
patronage  to  Colonel  Esmond,  he  had  other  great  friends 
in  power  now,  both  able  and  willing  to  assist  him,  and  he 
might,  with  such  allies,  look  forward  to  as  fortunate  advance- 
ment in  civil  life  at  home  as  he  had  got  rapid  promotion 
abroad.     His  Grace  was  magnanimous  enough  to  offer  to  take 

Mr.  Esmond  as  secretary  on  his  Paris  embassy,  but  no  doubt 

406 


Disgrace  of  Marlborough  Family     407 

he  intended  that  proposal  should  be  rejected ;  at  any  rate, 
Esmond  could  not  bear  the  thoughts  of  attending  his  mistress 
farther  than  the  church-door  after  her  marriage,  and  so  declined 
that  offer  which  his  generous  rival  made  him. 

Other  gentlemen  in  power  were  liberal  at  least  of  compli- 
ments and  promises  to  Colonel  Esmond.  Mr.  Harley,  now 
become  my  Lord  Oxford  and  Mortimer,  and  installed  Knight 
of  the  Garter  on  the  same  day  as  his  Grace  of  Hamilton  had 
received  the  same  honour,  sent  to  the  Colonel  to  say  that 
a  seat  in  Parliament  should  be  at  his  disposal  presently,  and 
Mr.  St.  John  held  out  many  flattering  hopes  of  advancement 
to  the  Colonel  when  he  should  enter  the  House.  Esmond's 
friends  were  all  successful ;  and  the  most  successful  and  trium- 
phant of  all  was  his  dear  old  commander,  General  Webb,  who 
was  now  appointed  Lieutenant-General  of  the  Land  Forces, 
and  received  with  particular  honour  by  the  ministry,  by  the 
Queen,  and  the  people  out  of  doors,  who  huzza'd  the  brave 
chief  when  they  used  to  see  him  in  his  chariot,  going  to  the 
House  or  to  the  Drawing-Room,  or  hobbling  on  foot  to  his 
coach  from  St.  Stephen's  upon  his  glorious  old  crutch  and 
stick,  and  cheered  him  as  loud  as  they  had  ever  done  Marl- 
borough. 

That  great  Duke  was  utterly  disgraced ;  and  honest  old 
Webb  dated  all  his  Grace's  misfortunes  from  Wynendael,  and 
vowed  that  fate  served  the  traitor  right.  Duchess  Sarah  had 
also  gone  to  ruin ;  she  had  been  forced  to  give  up  her  keys, 
and  her  places,  and  her  pensions.  "  Ah,  ah  ! "  says  Webb, 
"  she  would  have  locked  up  three  millions  of  French  crowns 
with  her  keys,  had  I  but  been  knocked  on  the  head ;  but  I 
stopped  that  convoy  at  Wynendael."  Our  enemy  Cardonnel 
was  turned  out  of  the  House  of  Commons  (along  with  Mr. 
Walpole)  for  malversation  of  publick  money.  Cadogan  lost  his 
place  of  Lieutenant  of  the  Tower.  Marlborough's  daughters 
resigned  their  posts  of  ladies  of  the  bed-chamber ;  and  so 
complete  was  the  Duke's  disgrace,  that  his  son-in-law.  Lord 
Bridgewater,  was  absolutely  obliged  to  give  up  his  lodging 
at  St.  James's,  and  had  his  half-pension,  as  Master  of  the 
Horse,  taken  away.  But  I  think  the  lowest  depth  of  Marl- 
borough's fall  was  when  he  humbly  sent  to  ask  General  Webb 
when  he  might  wait  upon  him ;  he  who  had  commanded  the 
stout  old  General,  who  had  injured  him  and  sneered  at  him, 
who  had  kept  him  dangling  in  his  ante-chamber,  who  could 


4o8      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

not  even  after  his  great  service  condescend  to  write  him  a 
letter  in  his  own  hand.  The  nation  was  as  eager  for  peace 
as  ever  it  had  been  hot  for  war.  The  Prince  of  Savoy  came 
amongst  us,  had  his  audience  of  the  Queen,  and  got  his 
famous  Sword  of  Honour,  and  strove  with  all  his  force  to  form 
a  Whig  party  together,  to  bring  over  the  young  Prince  of 
Hanover— to  do  anything  which  might  prolong  the  war,  and 
consummate  the  ruin  of  the  old  sovereign  whom  he  hated  so 
implacably.  But  the  nation  was  tired  of  the  struggle ;  so 
completely  wearied  of  it  that  not  even  our  defeat  at  Denain 
could  rouse  us  into  any  anger — though  such  an  action  so  lost 
two  years  before,  would  have  set  all  England  in  a  fury.  'Twas 
easy  to  see  that  the  great  Marlborough  was  not  with  the  army. 
Eugene  was  obliged  to  fall  back  in  a  rage,  and  forego  the 
dazzling  revenge  of  his  life.  'Twas  in  vain  the  Duke's  side 
asked :  "  Would  we  suffer  our  arms  to  be  insulted  ?  Would 
we  not  send  back  the  only  champion  who  could  repair  our 
honour  ? "  The  nation  had  had  its  bellyful  of  fighting ;  nor 
could  taunts  or  outcries  goad  up  our  Britons  any  more. 

For  a  statesman,  that  was  always  prating  of  liberty,  and 
had  the  grandest  philosophick  maxims  in  his  mouth,  it  must 
be  owned  that  Mr.  St.  John  sometimes  rather  acted  like  a 
Turkish  than  a  Greek  philosopher,  and  especially  fell  foul  of 
one  unfortunate  set  of  men,  the  men  of  letters,  with  a  tyranny 
a  little  extraordinary  in  a  man  who  professed  to  respect  their 
calling  so  much.  The  literary  controversy  at  this  time  was 
very  bitter;  the  Government  side  was  the  winning  one,  the 
popular  one,  and  I  think  might  have  been  the  merciful  one. 
'Twas  natural  that  the  opposition  should  be  peevish  and  cry 
out ;  some  men  did  so  from  their  hearts,  admiring  the  Duke  of 
Marlborough's  prodigious  talents,  and  deploring  the  disgrace  of 
the  greatest  general  the  world  ever  knew ;  'twas  the  stomach 
that  caused  other  patriots  to  grumble,  and  such  men  cried  out 
because  they  were  poor,  and  paid  to  do  so.  Against  these  my 
Lord  Bolingbroke  never  showed  the  slightest  mercy,  whipping 
a  dozen  into  prison  or  into  the  pillory  without  the  least  com- 
miseration. 

From  having  been  a  man  of  arms  Mr.  Esmond  had  now 
come  to  be  a  man  of  letters,  but  on  a  safer  side  than  that 
in  which  the  above-cited  poor  fellows  ventured  their  liberties 
and  ears.  There  was  no  danger  on  ours  which  was  the  win- 
ning side  .  besides,  Mr.  Esmond  pleased  himself  by  thinking 


Party  in  England  409 

that  he  writ  Hke  a  gentleman  if  he  did  not  ahvays  succeed 
as  a  wit. 

Of  the  famous  wits  of  that  age,  who  have  rendered  Queen 
Anne's  reign  illustrious,  and  whose  works  will  be  in  all 
EngUshmen's  hands  in  ages  yet  to  come,  Mr.  Esmond  saw 
many,  but  at  publick  places  chiefly ;  never  having  a  great 
intimacy  with  any  of  them  except  with  honest  Dick  Steele 
and  Mr.  Addison,  who  parted  company  with  Esmond,  how- 
ever, when  that  gentleman  became  a  declared  Tory  and  lived 
on  close  terms  with  the  leading  persons  of  that  party.  Addison 
kept  himself  to  a  few  friends,  and  very  rarely  opened  himself 
except  in  their  company.  A  man  more  upright  and  conscien- 
tious than  he,  it  was  not  possible  to  find  in  publick  life,  and 
one  whose  conversation  was  so  various,  easy,  and  delightful. 
Writing  now  in  my  mature  years,  I  own  that  I  think  Addi- 
son's politicks  were  the  right,  and  were  my  time  to  come  over 
again,  I  would  be  a  Whig  in  England,  and  not  a  Tory;  but 
with  people  that  take  a  side  in  politicks,  'tis  men  rather 
than  principles  that  commonly  bind  them.  A  kindness  or  a 
slight  puts  a  man  under  one  flag  or  the  other,  and  he  marches 
with  it  to  the  end  of  the  campaign.  Esmond's  master  in  war 
was  injured  by  Marlborough,  and  hated  him ;  and  the  lieu- 
tenant fought  the  quarrels  of  his  leader.  Webb  coming  to 
London  was  used  as  a  weapon  by  Marlborough's  enemies, 
(and  true  steel  he  was,  that  honest  chief;)  nor  was  his  aide- 
de-camp,  Mr.  Esmond,  an  unfaithful  or  unworthy  partisan. 
'Tis  strange  here,  and  on  a  foreign  soil,  and  in  a  land  that 
is  independent  in  all  but  the  name  (for  that  the  North 
American  colonies  shall  remain  dependants  on  yonder  little 
island  for  twenty  years  more,  I  never  can  think),  to  remember 
how  the  nation  at  home  seemed  to  give  itself  up  to  the 
domination  of  one  or  other  aristocratick  party,  and  took  a 
Hanoverian  king,  or  a  French  one,  according  as  either  pre- 
vailed. And  while  the  Tories,  the  October  Club  gentlemen, 
the  High  Church  parsons  that  held  by  the  Church  of  England, 
were  for  having  a  Papist  king,  for  whom  many  of  their 
Scottish  and  English  leaders,  firm  Churchmen  all,  laid  down 
their  lives  with  admirable  loyalty  and  devotion  ;  they  were 
governed  by  men  who  had  notoriously  no  religion  at  all,  but 
used  it  as  they  would  use  any  opinion  for  the  purpose  of 
forwarding  their  own  ambition.  The  Whigs,  on  the  other  hand, 
who  professed  attachment  to  religion  and  liberty  too,  were 


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compelled  to  send  to  Holland  or  Hanover  for  a  monarch  around 
whom  they  could  rally.  A  strange  series  of  compromises  is 
that  English  history  ;  compromise  of  principle,  compromise 
of  party,  compromise  of  worship  !  The  lovers  of  English 
freedom  and  independence  submitted  their  religious  con- 
sciences to  an  Act  of  Parliament ;  could  not  consolidate  their 
liberty  without  sending  to  Zell  or  the  Hague  for  a  king  to 
live  under ;  and  could  not  find  amongst  the  proudest  people 
in  the  world  a  man  speaking  their  own  language,  and  under- 
standing their  laws,  to  govern  them.  The  Tory  and  High 
Church  patriots  were  ready  to  die  in  defence  of  a  Papist 
family  that  had  sold  us  to  France  :  the  great  Whig  nobles, 
the  sturdy  Republican  recusants,  who  had  cut  off  Charles 
Stuart's  head  for  treason,  were  fain  to  accept  a  king  whose 
title  came  to  him  through  a  royal  grandmother,  whose  own 
royal  grandmother's  head  had  fallen  under  Queen  Bess's 
hatchet.  And  our  proud  English  nobles  sent  to  a  petty 
German  town  for  a  monarch  to  come  and  reign  in  London ; 
and  our  prelates  kissed  the  ugly  hands  of  his  Dutch  mistresses, 
and  thought  it  no  dishonour.  In  England  you  can  but  belong 
to  one  party  or  t'other,  and  you  take  the  house  you  live  in 
with  all  its  encumbrances,  its  retainers,  its  antique  discom- 
forts, and  ruins  even  ;  you  patch  up,  but  you  never  build  up 
anew.  Will  we  of  the  new  world  submit  much  longer,  even 
nominally,  to  this  antient  British  superstition  ?  There  are 
signs  of  the  times  which  make  me  think  that  ere  long  we 
shall  care  as  little  about  King  George  here,  and  peers  tem- 
poral and  peers  spiritual,  as  we  do  for  King  Canute  or  the 
Druids. 

This  chapter  began  about  the  wits,  my  grandson  may 
say,  and  hath  wandered  very  far  from  their  company.  The 
pleasantest  of  the  wits  I  knew  were  the  Doctors  Garth  and 
Arbuthnot,  and  Mr.  Gay,  the  author  of  "  Trivia,"  the  most 
charming  kind  soul  that  ever  laughed  at  a  joke  or  cracked  a 
bottle.  Mr.  Prior  I  saw,  and  he  was  the  earthen  pot  swimming 
with  the  pots  of  brass  down  the  stream,  and  always  and  justly 
frightened  lest  he  should  break  in  the  voyage.  I  met  him  both 
at  London  and  Paris,  where  he  was  performing  piteous  congees 
to  the  Duke  of  Shrewsbury,  not  having  courage  to  support  the 
dignity  which  his  undeniable  genius  and  talent  had  won  him, 
and  writing  coaxing  letters  to  Secretary  St.  John,  and  think- 
ing about  his  plate  and  his  place,  and  what  on  earth  should 


Dr.  Swift  411 

become  of  him,  should  his  party  go  out.  The  famous  Mr. 
Congreve  I  saw  a  dozen  of  times  at  Button's,  a  splendid  wreck 
of  a  man,  magnificently  attired,  and  though  gouty,  and  almost 
blind,  bearing  a  brave  face  against  fortune. 

The  great  Mr.  Pope,  (of  whose  prodigious  genius  I  have 
no  words  to  express  my  admiration,)  was  quite  a  puny  lad  at 
this  time,  appearing  seldom  in  publick  places.  There  were 
hundreds  of  men,  wits,  and  pretty  fellows  frequenting  the 
theatres  and  coffee-houses  of  that  day  —  whom  "nunc  pre- 
scribere  longum  est."  Indeed  I  think  the  most  brilliant  of 
that  sort  I  ever  saw  was  not  till  fifteen  years  afterwards,  when 
I  paid  my  last  visit  in  England,  and  met  young  Harry  Fielding, 
son  of  the  Fielding  that  served  in  Spain  and  afterwards  in 
Flanders  with  us,  and  who  for  fun  and  humour  seemed  to  top 
them  all.  As  for  the  famous  Dr.  Swift,  I  can  say  of  him, 
"  Vidi  tantum."  He  was  in  London  all  these  years  up  to  the 
death  of  the  Queen ;  and  in  a  hundred  publick  places  where  I 
saw  him,  but  no  more  ;  he  never  missed  Court  of  a  Sunday, 
where  once  or  twice  he  was  pointed  out  to  your  grandfather. 
He  would  have  sought  me  out  eagerly  enough  had  I  been  a 
great  man  with  a  title  to  my  name,  or  a  star  on  my  coat.  At 
Court  the  Doctor  had  no  eyes  but  for  the  very  greatest.  Lord 
Treasurer  and  St.  John  used  to  call  him  Jonathan,  and  they 
paid  him  with  this  cheap  coin  for  the  service  they  took  of 
him.  He  writ  their  lampoons,  fought  their  enemies,  flogged 
and  bullied  in  their  service,  and  it  must  be  owned  with  a 
consummate  skill  and  fierceness.  'Tis  said  he  hath  lost  his 
intellect  now,  and  forgotten  his  wrongs  and  his  rage  against 
mankind.  I  have  always  thought  of  him  and  of  Marlborough 
as  the  two  greatest  men  of  that  age.  I  have  read  his  books 
(who  doth  not  know  them  ?)  here  in  our  calm  woods,  and 
imagine  a  giant  to  myself  as  I  think  of  him,  a  lonely  fallen 
Prometheus,  groaning  as  the  vulture  tears  him.  Prometheus 
I  saw ;  but  when  first  I  ever  had  any  words  with  him,  the  giant 
stepped  out  of  a  sedan  chair  in  the  Poultry,  whither  he  had 
come  with  a  tipsy  Irish  servant  parading  before  him,  who  an- 
nounced him,  bawling  out  his  Reverence's  name,  whilst  his 
master  below  was  as  yet  haggling  with  the  chairman.  I  dis- 
liked this  Mr.  Swift,  and  heart!  many  a  story  about  him,  of  his 
conduct  to  men,  and  his  words  to  women.  He  could  flatter 
the  great  as  much  as  he  could  bully  the  weak,  and  Mr.  Esmond 
being  younger  and  hotter  in  that  day  than  now,  was  determined, 


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should  he  ever  meet  this  dragon,  not  to  run  away  from  his 
teeth  and  his  fire. 

Men  have  all  sorts  of  motives  which  carry  them  onwards 
in  hfe,  and  are  driven  into  acts  of  desperation,  or  it  may  be 
of  distinction,  from  a  hundred  different  causes.  There  was 
one  comrade  of  Esmond's,  an  honest  little  Irish  lieutenant  of 
Handyside's,  who  owed  so  much  money  to  a  camp  suttler, 
that  he  began  to  make  love  to  the  man's  daughter,  intending 
to  pay  his  debt  that  way ;  and  at  the  battle  of  Malplaquet, 
flying  away  from  the  debt  and  lady  too,  he  rushed  so  despe- 
rately on  the  French  lines,  that  he  got  his  company ;  and  came 
a  captain  out  of  the  action,  and  had  to  marry  the  suttler's 
daughter  after  all,  who  brought  him  his  cancelled  debt  to  her 
father  as  poor  Rogers's  fortune.  To  run  out  of  the  reach  of 
bill  and  marriage,  he  ran  on  the  enemy's  pikes ;  and  as  these 
did  not  kill  him,  he  was  thrown  back  upon  t'other  horn  of  his 
dilemma.  Our  great  Duke  at  the  same  battle  was  fighting,  not 
the  French,  but  the  Tories  in  England  :  and  risking  his  life 
and  the  army's,  not  for  his  country,  but  for  his  pay  and  places  ; 
and  for  fear  of  his  wife  at  home,  that  only  being  in  life  whom 
he  dreaded.  I  have  asked  about  men  in  my  own  company  (new 
drafts  of  poor  country  boys  were  perpetually  coming  over  to 
us  during  the  wars,  and  brought  from  the  plough-share  to  the 
sword),  and  found  that  a  half  of  them  under  the  flags  were 
driven  thither  on  account  of  a  woman  :  one  fellow  was  jilted 
by  his  mistress  and  took  the  shilling  in  despair ;  another  jilted 
the  girl,  and  fled  from  her  and  the  parish  to  the  tents  where 
the  law  could  not  disturb  him.  Why  go  on  particularising  ? 
What  can  the  sons  of  Adam  and  Eve  expect,  but  to  continue 
in  that  course  of  love  and  trouble  their  father  and  mother  set 
out  on  ?  O  my  grandson  !  I  am  drawing  nigh  to  the  end  of 
that  period  of  my  history,  when  I  was  acquainted  with  the 
great  world  of  England  and  Europe ;  my  years  are  past  the 
Hebrew  poet's  limit,  and  I  say  unto  thee,  all  my  troubles  and 
joys  too,  for  that  matter,  have  come  from  a  woman  ;  as  thine 
will  when  thy  destined  course  begins.  'Twas  a  woman  that 
made  a  soldier  of  me,  that  set  me  intriguing  afterwards  ;  I 
believe  I  would  have  spun  smocks  for  her  had  she  so  bidden 
me  ;  what  strength  I  had  in  my  head  I  would  have  given  her ; 
hath  not  every  man  in  his  degree  had  his  Omphale  and  Delilah  ? 
Mine  befooled  me  on  the  banks  of  the  Thames,  and  in  dear 
old  England;  thou  mayest  find  thine  own  by  Rappahannoc. 


I   TURN  Writer  413 

To  please  that  woman  then  I  tried  to  distinguish  myself 
as  a  soldier,  and  afterwards  as  a  wit  and  a  politician ;  as  to 
please  another  I  would  have  put  on  a  black  cassock  and  a 
pair  of  bands,  and  had  done  so  but  that  a  superior  fate  inter- 
vened to  defeat  that  project.  And  I  say,  I  think  the  world 
is  like  Captain  Esmond's  company  I  spoke  of  anon  ;  and, 
could  you  see  every  man's  career  in  life,  you  would  find  a 
woman  clogging  him ;  or  clinging  round  his  march  and 
stopping  him  ;  or  cheering  him  and  goading  him  ;  or  beckon- 
ing him  out  of  her  chariot,  so  that  he  goes  up  to  her,  and 
leaves  the  race  to  be  run  without  him  ;  or  bringing  him  the 
apple  and  saying,  "  Eat ; "  or  fetching  him  the  daggers  and 
whispering,  "Kill!  yonder  lies  Duncan,  and  a  crown,  and 
an  opportunity." 

Your  grandfather  fought  with  more  effect  as  a  politician 
than  as  a  wit ;  and  having  private  animosities  and  grievances 
of  his  own  and  his  General's  against  the  great  Duke  in  com- 
mand of  the  army,  and  more  information  on  military  matters 
than  most  writers,  who  had  never  seen  beyond  the  fire  of  a 
tobacco  pipe  at  Wills's,  he  was  enabled  to  do  good  service 
for  that  cause  which  he  embarked  in,  and  for  Mr.  St.  John  and 
his  party.  But  he  disdained  the  abuse  in  which  some  of  the 
Tory  writers  indulged ;  for  instance.  Dr.  Swift,  who  actually 
chose  to  doubt  the  Duke  of  Marlborough's  courage,  and  was 
pleased  to  hint  that  his  Grace's  military  capacity  was  doubtful : 
nor  were  Esmond's  performances  worse  for  the  effect  they  were 
intended  to  produce  (though  no  doubt  they  could  not  injure 
the  Duke  of  Marlborough  nearly  so  much  in  the  publick  eyes 
as  the  malignant  attacks  of  Swift  did,  which  were  carefully 
directed  so  as  to  blacken  and  degrade  him),  because  they 
were  writ  openly  and  fairly  by  Mr.  Esmond,  who  made  no 
disguise  of  them,  who  was  now  out  of  the  army,  and  who 
never  attacked  the  prodigious  courage  and  talents,  only  the 
selfishness  and  rapacity  of  the  chief. 

The  Colonel  then,  having  writ  a  paper  for  one  of  the  Tory 
journals,  called  the  Fost-Boy,  (a  letter  upon  Bouchain,  that 
the  town  talked  about  for  two  whole  days,  when  the  appearance 
of  an  Italian  singer  supplied  a  fresh  subject  for  conversation,) 
and  having  business  at  the  Exchange,  where  Mrs.  Beatrix 
wanted  a  pair  of  gloves  or  a  fan  very  likely ;  Esmond  went 
to  correct  his  paper,  and  was  sitting  at  the  printer's,  when 
the  famous  Doctor  Swift  came  in,  his  Irish  fellow  with  him  that 


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used  to  walk  before  his  chair,  and  bawled  out  his  master's 
name  with  great  dignity. 

Mr.  Esmond  was  waiting  for  the  printer  too,  whose  wife 
had  gone  to  the  tavern  to  fetch  him,  and  was  meantime 
engaged  in  drawing  a  picture  of  a  soldier  on  horseback  for 
a  dirty  little  pretty  boy  of  the  printer's  wife,  whom  she  had 
left  behind  her. 

"  I  presume  you  are  the  editor  of  the  Post-Boy,  sir  ?  "  says 
the  Doctor,  in  a  grating  voice  that  had  an  Irish  twang  ;  and 
he  looked  at  the  Colonel  from  under  his  two  bushy  eyebrows 
with  a  pair  of  very  clear  blue  eyes.  His  complexion  was 
muddy,  his  figure  rather  fat,  his  chin  double.  He  wore  a 
shabby  cassock,  and  a  shabby  hat  over  his  black  wig,  and  he 
pulled  out  a  great  gold  watch,  at  which  he  looks  very  fierce. 

"  I  am  but  a  contributor,  Doctor  Swift,"  says  Esmond, 
with  the  little  boy  still  on  his  knee.  He  was  sitting  with  his 
back  in  the  window,  so  that  the  Doctor  could  not  see  him. 

"Who  told  you  I  was  Doctor  Swift?"  says  the  Doctor, 
eyeing  the  other  very  haughtily. 

"Your  Reverence's  valet  bawled  out  your  name,"  says  the 
Colonel.     "I  should  judge  you  brought  him  from  Ireland." 

"And  pray,  sir,  what  right  have  you  to  judge  whether  my 
servant  came  from  Ireland  or  no?  I  want  to  speak  with  your 
employer,  Mr.  Leach.     I'll  thank  ye  go  fetch  him." 

"Where's  your  papa.  Tommy?"  asks  the  Colonel  of  the 
child,  a  smutty  little  wretch  in  a  frock. 

Instead  of  answering,  the  child  begins  to  cry ;  the  Doctor's 
appearance  had  no  doubt  frightened  the  poor  little  imp. 

"Send  that  squalling  little  brat  about  his  business,  and 
do  what  I  bid  ye,  sir,"  says  the  Doctor. 

"  I  must  finish  the  picture  first  for  Tommy,"  says  the 
Colonel,  laughing.  "  Here,  Tommy,  will  you  have  your 
Pandour  with  whiskers  or  without  ?  " 

"  Whi.sters,"  says  Tommy,  quite  intent  on  the  picture. 

"Who  the  devil  are  ye,  sir?"  cries  the  Doctor  ;  "are  ye  a 
printer's  man  or  are  ye  not  ?  " — he  pronounced  it  like  naught. 

"  Your  Reverence  needn't  raise  the  devil  to  ask  who  I 
am,"  says  Colonel  Esmond.  "  Did  you  ever  hear  of  Doctor 
Faustus,  little  Tommy?  or  Friar  Bacon,  who  invented  gun- 
powder, and  set  the  Thames  on  fire  ?  " 

Mr.  Swift  turned  quite  red,  almost  purple.  "I  did  not 
intend  any  offence,  sir,"  says  he. 


Dr.  Swift 


415 


"  I  daresay,  sir,  you  offended  without  meaning,"  says  the 
other  drily. 

"Who  are  ye,  sir?  Do  you  know  who  I  am,  sir?  You 
are  one  of  the  pack  of  Grub  Street  scribblers  that  my  friend 
Mr.  Secretary  hath  laid  by  the  heels.  How  dare  ye,  sir,  speak 
to  me  in  this  tone  ?  "  cries  the  Doctor,  in  a  great  fume. 

"  I  beg  your  Honour's  humble  pardon  if  I  have  offended 
your  honour,"    says   Esmond,   in    a  tone   of  great   humility. 


"  IV/w  the  devil  are  ye,  sir?"  cries  the  Doctor 


"  Rather  than  be  sent  to  the  Compter,  or  be  put  in  the 
pillory,  there's  nothing  I  wouldn't  do.  But  Mrs.  Leach, 
the  printer's  lady,  told  me  to  mind  Tommy  whilst  she  went 
for  her  husband  to  the  tavern,  and  I  daren't  leave  the  child 
lest  he  should  fall  into  the  fire  ;  but  if  your  Reverence  will 

hold  him " 

"  I  take  the  little  beast ! "  says  the  Doctor,  starting  back. 
"  I    am    engaged   to   your   betters,  fellow.     Tell   Mr.    Leach 


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that  when  he  makes  an  appointment  with  Doctor  Swift  he 
had  best  keep  it,  do  ye  hear  ?  And  keep  a  respectful  tongue 
in  your  head,  sir,  when  you  address  a  person  Uke  me." 

"  I'm  but  a  poor  broken-down  soldier,"  says  the  Colonel, 
"and  I've  seen  better  days,  though  I  am  forced  now  to  turn 
my  hand  to  writing.     We  can't  help  our  fate,  sir." 

"  You're  the  person  that  Mr.  Leach  hath  spoken  to  me 
of,  I  presume.  Have  the  goodness  to  speak  civilly  when 
you  are  spoken  to ; — and  tell  I.each  to  call  at  my  lodgings 
in  Bury  Street,  and  bring  the  papers  with  him  to-night  at 
ten  o'clock.  And  the  next  time  you  see  me,  you'll  know 
me,  and  be  civil,  Mr.  Kemp." 

Poor  Kemp,  who  had  been  a  lieutenant  at  the  beginning 
of  the  war,  and  fallen  into  misfortune,  was  the  writer  of  the 
Fost-Boy,  and  now  took  honest  Mr.  Leach's  pay  in  place 
of  Her  Majesty's.  Esmond  had  seen  this  gentleman,  and  a 
very  ingenious,  hard-working,  honest  fellow  he  was,  toiling 
to  give  bread  to  a  great  family,  and  watching  up  many  a 
long  winter  night  to  keep  the  wolf  from  his  door.  And 
Mr.  St.  John,  who  had  liberty  always  on  his  tongue,  had 
just  sent  a  dozen  of  the  opposition  writers  into  prison,  and 
one  actually  into  the  pillory,  for  what  he  called  libels,  but 
libels  not  half  so  violent  as  those  writ  on  our  side.  With 
regard  to  this  very  piece  of  tyranny,  Esmond  had  remonstrated 
strongly  with  the  Secretary,  who  laughed,  and  said,  the  rascals 
were  served  quite  right ;  and  told  Esmond  a  joke  of  Swift's 
regarding  the  matter.  Nay,  more,  this  Irishman,  when  St. 
John  was  about  to  pardon  a  poor  wretch  condemned  to  death 
for  rape,  absolutely  prevented  the  Secretary  from  exercising 
this  act  of  good-nature,  and  boasted  that  he  had  had  the  man 
hanged ;  and  great  as  the  Doctor's  genius  might  be,  and 
splendid  his  ability,  Esmond  for  one  would  affect  no  love 
for  him,  and  never  desired  to  make  his  acquaintance.  The 
Doctor  was  at  Court  every  Sunday  assiduously  enough,  a 
place  the  Colonel  frequented  but  rarely,  though  he  had  a 
great  inducement  to  go  there,  in  the  person  of  a  fair  Maid 
of  Honour  of  Her  Majesty's ;  and  the  airs  of  patronage  Mr. 
Swift  gave  himself,  forgetting  gentlemen  of  his  country  whom 
he  knew  perfectly,  his  loud  talk  at  once  insolent  and  servile, 
nay,  perhaps  his  very  intimacy  with  Lord  Treasurer  and  the 
Secretary,  who  indulged  all  his  freaks  and  called  him  Jonathan, 
you  may  be  sure  were  remarked  by  many  a  person  of  whom 


A  Dinner   at  General  Webb's       417 

the  proud  priest  himself  took  no  note,  during  that  time  of 
his  vanity  and  triumph. 

'Twas  but  three  days  after  the  15th  of  November  171 2, 
(Esmond  minds  him  well  of  the  date,)  that  he  went  by  invita- 
tion to  dine  with  his  General,  the  foot  of  whose  table  he  used 
to  take  on  these  festive  occasions,  as  he  had  done  at  many 
a  board,  hard  and  plentiful  during  the  campaign.  This  was 
a  great  feast,  and  of  the  latter  sort ;  the  honest  old  gentleman 
loved  to  treat  his  friends  splendidly :  his  Grace  of  Ormonde 
before  he  joined  his  army  as  generalissimo,  my  Lord  Viscount 
Bolingbroke,  one  of  Her  Majesty's  Secretaries  of  State,  my 
Lord  Orkney  that  had  served  with  us  abroad,  being  of  the 
party.  His  Grace  of  Hamilton,  Master  of  the  Ordnance,  and 
in  whose  honour  the  feast  had  been  given,  upon  his  approach- 
ing departure  as  Ambassador  to  Paris,  had  sent  an  excuse  to 
General  Webb,  at  two  o'clock,  but  an  hour  before  the  dinner : 
nothing  but  the  most  immediate  business,  his  Grace  said, 
should  have  prevented  him  having  the  pleasure  of  drinking 
a  parting  glass  to  the  health  of  General  Webb.  His  absence 
disappointed  Esmond's  old  chief,  who  suffered  much  from 
his  wounds  besides ;  and  though  the  company  was  grand,  it 
was  rather  gloomy.  St.  John  came  last,  and  brought  a  friend 
with  him  : — "  I'm  sure,"  says  my  General,  bowing  very  politely, 
"my  table  hath  always  a  place  for  Dr.  Swift." 

Mr.  Esmond  went  up  to  the  Doctor  with  a  bow  and  a 
smile; — "I  gave  Dr.  Swift's  message,"  says  he,  "to  the 
printer  :  I  hope  he  brought  your  pamphlet  to  your  lodgings 
in  time."  Indeed  poor  Leach  had  come  to  his  house  very 
soon  after  the  Doctor  left  it,  being  brought  away  rather  tipsy 
from  the  tavern  by  his  thrifty  wife ;  and  he  talked  of  Cousin 
Swift  in  a  maudlin  way,  though  of  course  Mr.  Esmond  did 
not  allude  to  this  relationship.  The  Doctor  scowled,  blushed, 
and  was  much  confused,  and  said  scarce  a  word  during  the 
whole  of  dinner.  A  very  little  stone  will  sometimes  knock 
down  these  Goliaths  of  wit ;  and  this  one  was  often  discomfited 
when  met  by  a  man  of  any  spirit ;  he  took  his  place  sulkily, 
put  water  in  his  wine  that  the  others  drank  plentifully,  and 
scarce  said  a  word. 

The  talk  was  about  the  affairs  of  the  day,  or  rather  about 
persons  than  affairs :  my  Lady  Marlborough's  fury,  her 
daughters  in  old  clothes  and  mob-caps  looking  out  from  their 
windows  and  seeing  the  company  pass  to  the  Drawing-Room  ; 

2  D 


4i8      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

the  gentleman-usher's  horror  when  the  Prince  of  Savoy  was 
introduced  to  Her  Majesty  in  a  tie-wig,  no  man  out  of  a 
full-bottomed  perriwig  ever  having  kissed  the  Royal  hand 
before ;  about  the  Mohawks  and  the  damage  they  were 
doing,  rushing  through  the  town,  killing  and  murdering.  Some 
one  said  the  ill-omened  face  of  Mohun  had  been  seen  at 
the  theatre  the  night  before,  and  Macartney  and  Meredith 
with  him.  Meant  to  be  a  feast,  the  meeting,  in  spite  of  drink 
and  talk,  was  as  dismal  as  a  funeral.  Every  topick  started 
subsided  into  gloom.  His  Grace  of  Ormonde  went  away 
because  the  conversation  got  upon  Denain,  where  we  had 
been  defeated  in  the  last  campaign.  Esmond's  General  was 
affected  at  the  allusion  to  this  action  too,  for  his  comrade 
of  Wynendael,  the  Count  of  Nassau  Woudenberg,  had  been 
slain  there.  Mr.  Swift,  when  Esmond  pledged  him,  said  he 
drank  no  wine,  and  took  his  hat  from  the  peg  and  went  away, 
beckoning  my  Lord  Bolingbroke  to  follow  him ;  but  the 
other  bade  him  take  his  chariot  and  save  his  coach-hire,  he 
had  to  speak  with  Colonel  Esmond;  and  when  the  rest  of 
the  company  withdrew  to  cards,  these  two  remained  behind 
in  the  dark. 

Bolingbroke  always  spoke  freely  when  he  had  drunk  freely. 
His  enemies  could  get  any  secret  out  of  him  in  that  condition  ; 
women  were  even  employed  to  ply  him,  and  take  his  words 
down.  I  have  heard  that  my  Lord  Stair,  three  years  after, 
when  the  Secretary  fled  to  France  and  became  the  Pretender's 
minister,  got  all  the  information  he  wanted  by  putting  female 
spies  over  St.  John  in  his  cups.  He  spoke  freely  now  : — 
"Jonathan  knows  nothing  of  this  for  certain,  though  he  suspects 
it,  and,  by  George,  Webb  will  take  an  Archbishoprick,  and 
Jonathan  a — no,  damme — Jonathan  will  take  an  Archbishop- 
rick from  James,  I  warrant  me,  gladly  enough.  Your  Duke 
hath  the  string  of  the  whole  matter  in  his  hand,"  the  Secretary 
went  on.  "We  have  that  which  will  force  Marlborough  to 
keep  his  distance,  and  he  goes  out  of  London  in  a  fortnight. 
Prior  hath  his  business ;  he  left  me  this  morning,  and  mark 
me,  Harry,  should  fate  carry  off  our  august,  our  beloved,  our 
most  gouty  and  plethorick  Queen,  and  Defender  of  the  Faith, 
la  bonne  cause  triomphera.  A  la  santt^  de  la  bonne  cause. 
Everything  good  comes  from  France.  Wine  comes  from 
France,  give  us  another  bumper  to  the  bonne  cause."  We 
drank  it  together. 


A  Toast  419 

"  Will  the  '  bonne  cause  '  turn  Protestant  ? "  asked  Mr. 
Esmond. 

"  No,  hang  it,"  says  the  other,  "  he'll  defend  our  Faith  as 
in  duty  bound,  but  he'll  stick  by  his  own.  The  Hind  and 
the  Panther  shall  run  in  the  same  car,  by  Jove !  Righteous- 
ness and  peace  shall  kiss  each  other ;  and  we'll  have  Father 
Massillon  to  walk  down  the  aisle  of  St.  Paul's,  cheek  by  jowl 
with  Dr.  Sacheverel.  Give  us  more  wine :  here's  a  health  to 
the  'bonne  cause,'  kneeling — damme,  let's  drink  it  kneeling." 
—He  was  quite  flushed  and  wild  with  wine  as  he  was  talking. 

"And  suppose,"  says  Esmond,  who  always  had  this  gloomy 
apprehension,  "  the  '  bonne  cause  '  should  give  us  up  to  the 
French,  as  his  father  and  uncle  did  before  him." 

"  Give  us  up  to  the  French  ! "  starts  up  Bolingbroke,  "  is 
there  any  English  gentleman  that  fears  that  ?  You  who  have 
seen  Blenheim  and  Ramillies,  afraid  of  the  French  !  Your 
ancestors  and  mine,  and  brave  old  Webb's  yonder,  have  met 
them  in  a  hundred  fields,  and  our  children  will  be  ready 
to  do  the  like.  Who's  he  that  wishes  for  more  men  from 
England  ?  My  Cousin  Westmoreland  ?  Give  us  up  to  the 
French,  pshaw  ! " 

"  His  uncle  did,"  says  Mr.  Esmond. 

"And  what  happened  to  his  grandfather?"  broke  out 
St.  John,  filling  out  another  bumper.  "  Here's  to  the  greatest 
monarch  England  ever  saw,  here's  to  the  Englishman  that 
made  a  kingdom  of  her.  Our  great  King  came  from  Hunt- 
ingdon, not  Hanover ;  our  fathers  didn't  look  for  a  Dutchman 
to  rule  us. — Let  him  come  and  we'll  keep  him,  and  we'll  show 
him  Whitehall.  If  he's  a  traitor  let  us  have  him  here  to  deal 
with  him ;  and  then  there  are  spirits  here  as  great  as  any 
that  have  gone  before.  There  are  men  here  that  can  look 
at  danger  in  the  face  and  not  be  frightened  at  it.  Traitor, 
treason  !  what  names  are  these  to  scare  you  and  me  ?  Are 
all  Oliver's  men  dead,  or  his  glorious  name  forgotten  in  fifty 
years?  Are  there  no  men  equal  to  him,  think  you,  as  good, 
aye,  as  good  ?  God  save  the  King  !  and  if  the  monarchy  fails 
us,  God  save  the  British  Republick  !  " 

He  filled  another  great  bumper,  and  tossed  it  up  and 
drained  it  wildly,  just  as  the  noise  of  rapid  carriage-wheels 
approaching  was  stopped  at  our  door,  and  after  a  hurried 
knock  and  a  moment's  interval,  Mr.  Swift  came  into  the  hall, 
ran  upstairs  to  the  room  we  were  dining  in,  and  entered  it 


420      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

with  a  perturbed  face.  St.  John,  excited  with  drink,  was 
making  some  wild  quotation  out  of  Macbeth,  but  Swift 
stopped  him. 

"  Drink  no  more,  my  lord,  for  God's  sake,"  says  he ;  "I 
come  with  the  most  dreadful  news." 

"Is  the  Queen  dead?"  cries  out  Bolingbroke,  seizing  on  a 
water-glass. 

"JSio;  Duke  Hamilton  is  dead,  he  was  murdered  an  hour 
ago  by  Mohun  and  Macartney;  they  had  a  quarrel  this  morn- 
ing, they  gave  him  not  so  much  time  as  to  write  a  letter.  He 
went  for  a  couple  of  his  friends,  and  he  is  dead,  and  Mohun, 
too,  the  bloody  villain,  who  was  set  on  him.  They  fought  in 
Hyde  Park  just  before  sunset,  the  Duke  killed  Mohun,  and 
Macartney  came  up  and  stabbed  him,  and  the  dog  is  fled. 
I  have  your  chariot  below,  send  to  every  part  of  the  country 
and  apprehend  that  villain  ;  come  to  the  Duke's  house  and 
see  if  any  life  be  left  in  him." 

"O  Beatrix,  Beatrix,''  thought  Esmond,  "and  here  ends 
my  poor  girl's  ambition  !  " 


•^^r 


"  Vanity/"  says  she  haughtily.      "  What  is  vanity  iti  you,  sir,  is 
propriety  in  vie  " 


CHAPTER  VI 

POOR   BEATRIX 


THERE  had  been  no  need  to  urge  upon  Esmond  the 
necessity  of  a  separation  between  him  and  Beatrix  : 
fate  had  done  that  completely;  and  I  think  from  the 


422      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

very  moment  poor  Beatrix  had  accepted  the  Duke's  offer,  she 
began  to  assume  the  majestick  air  of  a  Duchess,  nay,  Queen 
Elect,  and  to  carry  herself  as  one  sacred  and  removed  from  us 
common  people.  Her  mother  and  kinsman  both  fell  into  her 
ways,  the  latter  scornfully  perhaps,  and  uttering  his  usual  gibes 
at  her  vanity  and  his  own.  There  was  a  certain  charm  about 
this  girl  of  which  neither  Colonel  Esmond  nor  his  fond 
mistress  could  forego  the  fascination  ;  in  spite  of  her  faults 
and  her  pride  and  wilfulness,  they  were  forced  to  love  her, 
and,  indeed,  might  be  set  down  as  the  two  chief  flatterers  of 
the  brilliant  creature's  court. 

Who,  in  the  course  of  his  life,  hath  not  been  so  bewitched, 
and  worshipped  some  idol  or  another?  Years  after  this 
passion  hath  been  dead  and  buried,  along  with  a  thousand 
other  worldly  cares  and  ambitions,  he  who  felt  it  can  recall  it 
out  of  its  grave,  and  admire,  almost  as  fondly  as  he  did  in  his 
youth,  that  lovely  queenly  creature.  I  invoke  that  beautiful 
spirit  from  the  shades  and  love  her  still ;  or  rather  I  should 
say  such  a  past  is  always  present  to  a  man  ;  such  a  passion 
once  felt  forms  a  part  of  his  whole  being,  and  cannot  be 
separated  from  it ;  it  becomes  a  portion  of  the  man  of  to-day, 
just  as  any  great  faith  or  conviction,  the  discovery  of  poetry, 
the  awakening  of  religion,  ever  afterward  influence  him ; 
just  as  the  wound  I  had  at  Blenheim,  and  of  which  I  wear  the 
scar,  hath  become  part  of  my  frame  and  influenced  my  whole 
body,  nay,  spirit  subsequently,  though  'twas  got  and  healed 
forty  years  ago.  Parting  and  forgetting  !  What  faithful  heart 
can  do  these?  Our  great  thoughts,  our  great  affections,  the 
Truths  of  our  life,  never  leave  us.  Surely,  they  cannot  sepa- 
rate from  our  consciousness  ;  shall  follow  it  whithersoever  that 
shall  go ;  and  are  of  their  nature  divine  and  immortal. 

With  the  horrible  news  of  this  catastrophe,  which  was  con- 
firmed by  the  weeping  domesticks  at  the  Duke's  own  door, 
Esmond  rode  homewards  as  quick  as  his  lazy  coach  would 
carry  him,  devising  all  the  time  how  he  should  break  the  in- 
teUigence  to  the  person  most  concerned  in  it ;  and  if  a  satire 
upon  human  vanity  could  be  needed,  that  poor  soul  afforded 
it  in  the  altered  company  and  occupations  in  which  Esmond 
found  her.  For  days  before,  her  chariot  had  been  rolling  the 
street  from  mercer  to  toy-shop — from  goldsmith  to  laceman  : 
her  taste  was  perfect,  or  at  least  the  fond  bridegroom  had 
thought  so,  and  had  given  entire  authority  over  all  tradesmen. 


Vanitas  Vanitatum  423 

and  for  all  the  plate,  furniture,  and  equipages,  with  which  his 
Grace  the  Ambassador  wished  to  adorn  his  splendid  mission. 
She  must  have  her  picture  by  Kneller,  a  duchess  not  being 
complete  without  a  portrait,  and  a  noble  one  he  made,  and 
actually  sketched  in,  on  a  cushion,  a  coronet,  which  she  was 
about  to  wear.  She  vowed  she  would  wear  it  at  King  James 
the  Third's  coronation,  and  never  a  princess  in  the  land  would 
have  become  ermine  better.  Esmond  found  the  ante-chamber 
crowded  with  milliners  and  toy-shop  women,  obsequious  gold- 
smiths with  jewels,  salvers,  and  tankards ;  and  mercers'  men 
with  hangings,  and  velvets,  and  brocades.  My  Lady  Duchess 
elect  was  giving  "audience  to  one  famous  silversmith  from 
Exeter  Change,  who  brought  with  him  a  great  chased  salver, 
of  which  he  was  pointing  out  the  beauties  as  Colonel  Esmond 
entered.  "Come,"  says  she,  "cousin,  and  admire  the  taste  of 
this  pretty  thing."  I  think  Mars  and  Venus  were  lying  in  the 
golden  bower,  that  one  gilt  Cupid  carried  off  the  war-god's 
casque — another  his  sword — another  his  great  buckler,  upon 
which  my  Lord  Duke  Hamilton's  arms  with  ours  were  to  be 
engraved — and  a  fourth  was  kneeling  down  to  the  reclining 
goddess  with  the  ducal  coronet  in  his  hands,  God  help  us. 
The  next  time  Mr.  Esmond  saw  that  piece  of  plate,  the  arms 
were  changed,  the  ducal  coronet  had  been  replaced  by  a 
viscount's :  it  formed  part  of  the  fortune  of  the  thrifty  gold- 
smith's own  daughter,  when  she  married  my  Lord  Viscount 
Squanderfield  two  years  after. 

"Isn't  this  a  beautiful  piece?"  says  Beatrix,  examining  it, 
and  she  pointed  out  the  arch  graces  of  the  Cupids,  and  the 
fine  carving  of  the  languid  prostrate  Mars.  Esmond  sickened 
as  he  thought  of  the  warrior  dead  in  his  chamber,  his  servants 
and  children  weeping  around  him ;  and  of  this  smiling  creature 
attiring  herself,  as  it  were,  for  that  nuptial  deathbed.  "'Tis 
a  pretty  piece  of  vanity,"  says  he,  looking  gloomily  at  the 
beautiful  creature :  there  were  flambeaux  in  the  room  lighting 
up  the  brilliant  mistress  of  it.  She  lifted  up  the  great  gold 
salver  with  her  fair  arms. 

"  Vanity  !  "  says  she,  haughtily.  "  What  is  vanity  in  you,  sir, 
is  propriety  in  me.  You  ask  a  Jewish  price  for  it,  Mr.  Graves ; 
but  have  it  I  will,  if  only  to  spite  Mr.  Esmond." 

"  O  Beatrix,  lay  it  down  !  "  says  Mr.  Esmond.  "  Herodias  ! 
you  know  not  what  you  carry  in  the  charger." 

She  dropped  it  with  a  clang ;  the  eager  goldsmith  running 


424      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

to  seize  his  fallen  ware.  The  lady's  face  caught  the  fright 
from  Esmond's  pale  countenance,  and  her  eyes  shone  out 
like  beacons  of  alarm: — "What  is  it,  Henry?"  says  she, 
running  to  him,  and  seizing  both  his  hands.  "  What  do  you 
mean  by  your  pale  face  and  gloomy  tones  ?  " 

"  Come  away,  come  away,"  says  Esmond,  leading  her :  she 
clung  frightened  to  him,  and  he  supported  her  upon  his  heart, 
bidding  the  scared  goldsmith  leave  them.  The  man  went  into 
the  next  apartment,  staring  with  surprise,  and  hugging  his 
precious  charger. 

"  O  my  Beatrix,  my  sister,"  says  Esmond,  still  holding  in 
his  arms  the  pallid  and  affrighted  creature,  "  you  have  the 
greatest  courage  of  any  woman  in  the  world  ;  prepare  to  show 
it  now,  for  you  have  a  dreadful  trial  to  bear." 

She  sprang  away  from  the  friend  who  would  have  protected 
her  : — "  Hath  he  left  me  }  "  says  she.  "  We  had  words  this 
morning  :  he  was  very  gloomy,  and  I  angered  him  :  but  he 
dared  not,  he  dared  not!"  As  she  spoke  a  burning  blush 
flushed  over  her  whole  face  and  bosom.  Esmond  saw  it 
reflected  in  the  glass  by  which  she  stood,  with  clenched  hands, 
pressing  her  swelling  heart. 

"  He  has  left  you,"  says  Esmond,  wondering  that  rage 
rather  than  sorrow  was  in  her  looks. 

"And  he  is  alive!"  cries  Beatrix,  "and  you  bring  me 
this  commission  !  He  has  left  me,  and  you  haven't  dared 
to  avenge  me.  You,  that  pretend  to  be  the  champion  of  our 
house,  have  let  me  suffer  this  insult  ?  Where  is  Castlewood  ? 
I  will  go  to  my  brother." 

"  The  Duke  is  not  alive,  Beatrix,"  said  Esmond. 

She  looked  at  her  cousin  wildly,  and  fell  back  to  the  wall 
as  though  shot  in  the  breast : — "  And  you  come  here,  and — 
and — you  killed  him  ?  " 

"No,  thank  Heaven,"  her  kinsman  said,  "the  blood  of 
that  noble  heart  doth  not  stain  my  sword.  In  its  last  hour 
it  was  faithful  to  thee,  Beatrix  Esmond.  Vain  and  cruel 
woman  !  kneel  and  thank  the  Awful  Heaven  which  awards 
life  and  death,  and  chastises  pride,  that  the  noble  Hamilton 
died  true  to  you  ;  at  least  that  'twas  not  your  quarrel,  or  your 
pride,  or  your  wicked  vanity,  that  drove  him  to  his  fate.  He 
died  by  the  bloody  sword  which  already  had  drank  your  own 
father's  blood.  O  woman,  O  sister !  to  that  sad  field  where 
two  corpses  are  lying — for  the  murderer  died  too  by  the  hand 


The  Duke's  Death  425 

of  the  man  he  slew — can  you  bring  no  mourners  but  your 
revenge  and  your  vanity  ?  God  help  and  pardon  thee,  Beatrix, 
as  He  brings  this  awful  punishment  to  your  hard  and  rebel- 
lious heart." 

Esmond  had  scarce  done  speaking  when  his  mistress  came 
in.  The  colloquy  between  him  and  Beatrix  had  lasted  but 
a  few  minutes,  during  which  time  Esmond's  servant  had 
carried  the  disastrous  news  through  the  household.  The 
army  of  Vanity-Fair,  waiting  without,  gathered  up  all  their 
fripperies  and  fled  aghast.  Tender  Lady  Castlewood  had 
been  in  talk  above  with  Dean  Atterbury,  the  pious  creature's 
almoner  and  director ;  and  the  Dean  had  entered  with  her  as 
a  physician  whose  place  was  at  a  sick  bed.  Beatrix's  mother 
looked  at  Esmond  and  ran  towards  her  daughter  with  a  pale 
face  and  open  heart  and  hands,  all  kindness  and  pity.  But 
Beatrix  passed  her  by,  nor  would  she  have  any  of  the  men- 
dicaments  of  the  spiritual  physician.  "  I  am  best  in  my  own 
room  and  by  myself,"  she  said.  Her  eyes  were  quite  dry  ;  nor 
did  Esmond  ever  see  them  otherwise,  save  once,  in  respect 
to  that  grief.  She  gave  him  a  cold  hand  as  she  went  out : 
"  Thank  you,  brother,"  she  said,  in  a  low  voice,  and  with  a 
simplicity  more  touching  than  tears,  "  all  you  have  said  is 
true  and  kind,  and  I  will  go  away  and  ask  pardon."  The 
three  others  remained  behind,  and  talked  over  the  dreadful 
story.  It  affected  Dr.  Atterbury  more  even  than  us,  as  it 
seemed.  The  death  of  Mohun,  her  husband's  murderer,  was 
more  awful  to  my  mistress  than  even  the  Duke's  unhappy  end. 
Esmond  gave  at  length  what  particulars  he  knew  of  their 
quarrel,  and  the  cause  of  it.  The  two  noblemen  had  long 
been  at  war  with  respect  to  the  Lord  Gerard's  property,  whose 
two  daughters  my  Lord  Duke  and  Mohun  had  married. 
They  had  met  by  appointment  that  day  at  the  lawyer's  in 
Lincoln's  Inn  Fields  ;  had  words,  which,  though  they  appeared 
very  trifling  to  those  who  heard  them,  were  not  so  to  men 
exasperated  by  long  and  previous  enmity.  Mohun  asked  my 
Lord  Duke  where  he  could  see  his  Grace's  friends,  and  within 
an  hour  had  sent  two  of  his  own  to  arrange  this  deadly  duel. 
It  was  pursued  with  such  fierceness,  and  sprung  from  so  trifling 
a  cause,  that  all  men  agreed  at  the  time  that  there  was  a  party, 
of  which  these  three  notorious  brawlers  were  but  agents,  who 
desired  to  take  Duke  Hamilton's  life  away.  They  fought 
three  on  a  side,  as  in  that  tragick  meeting  twelve  years  back, 


426      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

which  hath  been  recounted  already,  and  in  which  Mohun 
performed  his  second  murder.  They  rushed  in,  and  closed 
upon  each  other  at  once  without  any  feints  or  crossing  of 
swords  even,  and  stabbed  one  at  the  other  desperately,  each 
receiving  many  wounds ;  and  Mohun  having  his  death  wound, 
and  my  Lord  Duke  lying  by  him,  Macartney  came  up  and 
stabbed  his  Grace  as  he  lay  on  the  ground,  and  gave  him  the 
blow  of  which  he  died.  Colonel  Macartney  denied  this,  of 
which  the  horror  and  indignation  of  the  whole  kingdom  would 
nevertheless  have  him  guilty,  and  fled  the  country,  whither  he 
never  returned. 

What  was  the  real  cause  of  the  Duke  Hamilton's  death — 
a  paltry  quarrel  that  might  easily  have  been  made  up,  and  with 
a  ruffian  so  low,  base,  profligate,  and  degraded  with  former 
crimes  and  repeated  murders,  that  a  man  of  such  a  renown 
and  princely  rank  as  my  Lord  Duke  might  have  disdained  to 
sully  his  sword  with  the  blood  of  such  a  villain.  But  his 
spirit  was  so  high  that  those  who  wished  his  death  knew  that 
his  courage  was  like  his  charity,  and  never  turned  any  man 
away ;  and  he  died  by  the  hands  of  Mohun,  and  the  other  two 
cut-throats  that  were  set  on  him.  The  Queen's  Ambassador 
to  Paris  died,  the  loyal  and  devoted  servant  of  the  House  of 
Stuart,  a  Royal  Prince  of  Scotland  himself,  and  carrying  the 
confidence,  the  repentance  of  Queen  Anne  along  with  his  own 
open  devotion,  and  the  good-will  of  millions  in  the  country 
more,  to  the  Queen's  exiled  brother  and  sovereign. 

That  party  to  which  Lord  Mohun  belonged  had  the  benefit 
of  his  service,  and  now  were  well  rid  of  such  a  ruffian.  He, 
and  Meredith,  and  Macartney  were  the  Duke  of  Marlborough's 
men  ;  and  the  two  colonels  had  been  broke  but  the  year  before 
for  drinking  perdition  to  the  Tories.  His  Grace  was  a  Whig 
now  and  a  Hanoverian,  and  as  eager  for  war  as  Prince  Eugene 
himself.  I  say  not  that  he  was  privy  to  Duke  Hamilton's  death  : 
I  say  that  his  party  profited  by  it ;  and  that  three  desperate 
and  bloody  instruments  were  found  to  effect  that  murder. 

As  Esmond  and  the  Dean  walked  away  from  Kensington 
discoursing  of  this  tragedy,  and  how  fatal  it  was  to  the  cause 
which  they  both  had  at  heart,  the  street-criers  were  already 
out  with  their  broadsides,  shouting  through  the  town  the  full, 
true,  and  horrible  account  of  the  death  of  Lord  Mohun  and 
Duke  Hamilton  in  a  duel.  A  fellow  had  got  to  Kensington, 
and  was  crying  it  in  the  Square  there  at  very  early  morning. 


Glories  of  our  Birth  and  State     427 

when  Mr.  Esmond  happened  to  pass  by.     He  drove  the  man 
from  under  Beatrix's  very  window,  whereof  the  casement  had 


The  street-criers  were  already  out  with  their  broadsides 


been  set  open.  The  sun  was  shining,  though  'twas  November : 
he  had  seen  the  market-carts  rolling  into  London,  the  guard 
relieved  at  the  Palace,  the  labourers  trudging  to  their  work  in 


428      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

the  gardens  between  Kensington  and  the  City — the  wandering 
merchants  and  hawkers  filling  the  air  with  their  cries.  The 
world  was  going  to  its  business  again,  although  dukes  lay  dead 
and  ladies  mourned  for  them ;  and  kings,  very  likely,  lost  their 
chances.  So  night  and  day  pass  away,  and  to-morrow  comes, 
and  our  place  knows  us  not.  Esmond  thought  of  the  courier, 
now  galloping  on  the  north  road  to  inform  him  who  was  Earl 
of  Arran  yesterday,  that  he  was  Duke  of  Hamilton  to-day,  and 
of  a  thousand  great  schemes,  hopes,  ambitions,  that  were  alive 
in  the  gallant  heart,  beating  a  few  hours  since,  and  now  in  a 
little  dust  quiescent. 


^^:1^ 


F^arj  a/<7,  on  that  very  bed,  she  had  blessed  him  and  called  him  her  knigkt 


CHAPTER  VII 


I    VISIT   CASTLEWOOD   ONCE    MORE 

THUS,  for  a  third  time,  Beatrix's  ambitious  hopes  were 
circumvented,  and  she  might  well  believe  that  a  special 
malignant  fate  watched  and  pursued  her,  tearing  her  prize 
out  of  her  hand  just  as  she  seemed  to  grasp  it,  and  leaving 
her  with  only  rage  and  grief  for  her  portion.  Whatever  her 
feelings  might  have  been  of  anger  or  of  sorrow,  (and  I  fear  me 
that  the  former  emotion  was  that  which  most  tore  her  heart,) 
she  would  take  no  confidant,  as  people  of  softer  natures  would 
have  done  under  such  a  calamity;  her  mother  and  her  kinsman 
knew  that  she  would  disdain  their  pity,  and  that  to  offer  it 

429 


430      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

would  be  but  to  infuriate  the  cruel  wound  which  fortune  had 
inflicted.  We  knew  that  her  pride  was  awfully  humbled  and 
punished  by  this  sudden  and  terrible  blow ;  she  wanted  no 
teaching  of  ours  to  point  out  the  sad  moral  of  her  story.  Her 
fond  mother  could  give  but  her  prayers,  and  her  kinsman  his 
faithful  friendship  and  patience,  to  the  unhappy,  stricken 
creature ;  and  it  was  only  by  hints,  and  a  word  or  two  uttered 
months  afterwards,  that  Beatrix  showed  she  understood  their 
silent  commiseration,  and  on  her  part  was  secretly  thankful 
for  their  forbearance.  The  people  about  the  Court  said  there 
was  that  in  her  manner  which  frightened  away  scoffing  and 
condolence :  she  was  above  their  triumph  and  their  pity,  and 
acted  her  part  in  that  dreadful  tragedy  greatly  and  coura- 
geously ;  so  that  those  who  liked  her  least  were  yet  forced  to 
admire  her.  We,  who  watched  her  after  her  disaster,  could 
not  but  respect  the  indomitable  courage  and  majestick  calm 
with  which  she  bore  it.  "  I  would  rather  see  her  tears  than 
her  pride,"  her  mother  said,  who  was  accustomed  to  bear  her 
sorrows  in  a  very  different  way,  and  to  receive  them  as  the 
stroke  of  God,  with  an  awful  submission  and  meekness.  But 
Beatrix's  nature  was  different  to  that  tender  parent's :  she 
seemed  to  accept  her  grief,  and  to  defy  it ;  nor  would  she 
allow  it  (I  believe  not  even  in  private,  and  in  her  own  chamber) 
to  extort  from  her  the  confession  of  even  a  tear  of  humiliation 
or  a  cry  of  pain.  Friends  and  children  of  our  race,  who  come 
after  me,  in  which  way  will  you  bear  your  trials  ?  I  know  one 
that  prays  God  will  give  you  love  rather  than  pride,  and  that 
the  Eye-all-seeing  shall  find  you  in  the  humble  place.  Not 
that  we  should  judge  proud  spirits  otherwise  than  charitably. 
'Tis  nature  hath  fashioned  some  for  ambition  and  dominion, 
as  it  hath  formed  others  for  obedience  and  gentle  submission. 
The  leopard  follows  his  nature  as  the  lamb  does,  and  acts 
after  leopard-law :  she  can  neither  help  her  beauty,  nor  her 
courage,  nor  her  cruelty ;  nor  a  single  spot  on  her  shining 
coat ;  nor  the  conquering  spirit  which  impels  her,  nor  the 
shot  which  brings  her  down. 

During  that  well-founded  panick  the  Whigs  had,  lest  the 
Queen  should  forsake  their  Hanoverian  Prince,  bound  by  oaths 
and  treatise  as  she  was  to  him,  and  recall  her  brother,  who  was 
allied  to  her  by  yet  stronger  ties  of  nature  and  duty, — the  Prince 
of  Savoy,  and  the  boldest  of  that  party  ^f  the  Whigs,  were  for 


The  Rival  Princes  431 

bringing  the  young  Duke  of  Cambridge  over,  in  spite  of  the 
Queen  and  the  outcry  of  her  Tory  servants,  arguing  that  the 
Electoral  Prince,  a  Peer  and  Prince  of  the  Blood  Royal  of  this 
Realm  too,  and  in  the  line  of  succession  to  the  crown,  had 
a  right  to  sit  in  the  Parliament  whereof  he  was  a  member,  and 
to  dwell  in  the  country  which  he  one  day  was  to  govern. 
Nothing  but  the  strongest  ill-will  expressed  by  the  Queen  and 
the  people  about  her,  and  menaces  of  the  Royal  resentment, 
should  this  scheme  be  persisted  in,  prevented  it  from  being 
carried  into  effect. 

The  boldest  on  our  side  were,  in  like  manner,  for  having 
our  Prince  into  the  country.  The  undoubted  inheritor  of 
the  right  divine ;  the  feelings  of  more  than  half  the  nation,  of 
almost  all  the  clergy,  of  the  gentry  of  England  and  .Scotland 
with  him ;  entirely  innocent  of  the  crime  for  which  his  father 
suffered — brave,  young,  handsome,  unfortunate — who  in 
England  would  dare  to  molest  the  Prince  should  he  come 
among  us,  and  fling  himself  upon  British  generosity,  hospitality, 
and  honour  ?  An  invader  with  an  army  of  Frenchmen  behind 
him.  Englishmen  of  spirit  would  resist  to  the  death,  and  drive 
back  to  the  shores  whence  he  came ;  but  a  Prince,  alone, 
armed  with  his  right  only,  and  relying  on  the  loyalty  of  his 
people,  was  sure,  many  of  his  friends  argued,  of  welcome,  at 
least  of  safety,  among  us.  The  hand  of  his  sister  the  Queen, 
of  the  people  his  subjects,  never  could  be  raised  to  do  him  a 
wrong.  But  the  Queen  was  timid  by  nature,  and  the  suc- 
cessive ministers  she  had,  had  private  causes  for  their  irresolu- 
tion. The  bolder  and  honester  men,  who  had  at  heart  the 
illustrious  young  exile's  cause,  had  no  scheme  of  interest  of 
their  own  to  prevent  them  from  seeing  the  right  done,  and, 
provided  only  he  came  as  an  Englishman,  were  ready  to 
venture  their  all  to  welcome  and  defend  him. 

St.  John  and  Harley  both  had  kind  words  in  plenty  for  the 
Prince's  adherents,  and  gave  him  endless  promises  of  future 
support :  but  hints  and  promises  were  all  they  could  be  got  to 
give ;  and  some  of  his  friends  were  for  measures  much  bolder, 
more  efficacious,  and  more  open.  With  a  party  of  these,  some 
of  whom  are  yet  alive,  and  some  whose  names  Mr.  Esmond 
has  no  right  to  mention,  he  found  himself  engaged  the  year 
after  that  miserable  death  of  Duke  Hamilton,  which  deprived 
the  Prince  of  his  most  courageous  ally  in  this  country.  Dean 
Atterbury  was  one  of  the  friends  whom  Esmond  may  mention, 


432      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

as  the  brave  bishop  is  now  beyond  exile  and  persecution,  and 
to  him,  and  one  or  two  more,  the  Colonel  opened  himself  of 
a  scheme  of  his  own,  that,  backed  by  a  little  resolution  on  the 
Prince's  part,  could  not  fail  of  bringing  about  the  accomplish- 
ment of  their  dearest  wishes. 

My  young  Lord  Viscount  Castlewood  had  not  come  to 
England  to  keep  his  majority,  and  had  now  been  absent  from 
the  country  for  several  years.  The  year  when  his  sister  was  to 
be  married  and  Duke  Hamilton  died,  my  lord  was  kept  at 
Bruxelles  by  his  wife's  lying-in.  The  gentle  Clotilda  could  not 
bear  her  husband  out  of  her  sight ;  perhaps  she  mistrusted  the 
young  scapegrace  should  he  ever  get  loose  from  her  leading- 
strings  ;  and  she  kept  him  by  her  side  to  nurse  the  baby  and 
administer  posset  to  the  gossips.  Many  a  laugh  poor  Beatrix 
had  had  about  Frank's  uxoriousness :  his  mother  would  have 
gone  to  Clotilda  when  her  time  was  coming,  but  that  the 
mother-in-law  was  already  in  possession,  and  the  negotiations 
for  poor  Beatrix's  marriage  were  begun.  A  few  months  after 
the  horrid  catastrophe  in  Hyde  Park,  my  mistress  and  her 
daughter  retired  to  Castlewood,  where  my  lord,  it  was  expected, 
would  soon  join  them.  But  to  say  truth,  their  quiet  household 
was  little  to  his  taste  :  he  could  be  got  to  come  to  Walcote 
but  once  after  his  first  campaign ;  and  then  the  young  rogue 
spent  more  than  half  his  time  in  London,  not  appearing  at 
Court  or  in  publick  under  his  own  name  and  title,  but  frequent- 
ing plays,  bagnios,  and  the  very  worst  company,  under  the  name 
of  Captain  Esmond  (whereby  his  innocent  kinsman  got  more 
than  once  into  trouble) ;  and  so  under  various  pretexts,  and  in 
pursuit  of  all  sorts  of  pleasures,  until  he  plunged  into  the  lawful 
one  of  marriage,  Frank  Castlewood  had  remained  away  from 
this  country,  and  was  unknown,  save  amongst  the  gentlemen 
of  the  army,  with  whom  he  had  served  abroad.  The  fond 
heart  of  his  mother  was  pained  by  this  long  absence.  'Twas 
all  that  Henry  Esmond  could  do  to  soothe  her  natural  morti- 
fication, and  find  excuses  for  his  kinsman's  levity. 

In  the  autumn  of  the  year  17 13,  Lord  Castlewood  thought 
of  returning  home.  His  first  child  had  been  a  daughter ; 
Clotilda  was  in  the  way  of  gratifying  his  lordship  with  a  second, 
and  the  pious  youth  thought  that  by  bringing  his  wife  to  his 
ancestral  home,  by  prayers  to  St.  Philip  of  Castlewood,  and  what 
not.  Heaven  might  be  induced  to  bless  him  with  a  son  this 
time,  for  whose  coming  the  expectant  mamma  was  very  anxious. 


Peace  Proclaimed  433 

The  long-debated  peace  had  been  proclaimed  this  year  at 
the  end  of  March;  and  P>ance  was  open  to  us.  Just  as 
Frank's  poor  mother  had  made  all  things  ready  for  Lord 
Castlewood's  reception,  and  was  eagerly  expecting  her  son, 
it  was  by  Colonel  Esmond's  means  that  the  kind  lady  was 
disappointed  of  her  longing,  and  obliged  to  defer  once  more 
the  darling  hope  of  her  heart. 

Esmond  took  horses  to  Castlewood.  He  had  not  seen  its 
ancient  grey  towers  and  well-remembered  woods  for  nearly 
fourteen  years,  and  since  he  rode  thence  with  my  lord,  to 
whom  his  mistress  with  her  young  children  by  her  side  waved 
an  adieu.  What  ages  seemed  to  have  passed  since  then, 
what  years  of  action  and  passion,  of  care,  love,  hope,  disaster  ! 
The  children  were  grown  up  now  and  had  stories  of  their  own. 
As  for  Esmond,  he  felt  to  be  a  hundred  years  old ;  his  dear 
mistress  only  seemed  unchanged  ;  she  looked  and  welcomed 
him  quite  as  of  old.  There  was  the  fountain  in  the  court 
babbling  its  familiar  musick,  the  old  hall  and  its  furniture,  the 
carved  chair  my  late  lord  used,  the  very  flagon  he  drank  from. 
Esmond's  mistress  knew  he  would  like  to  sleep  in  the  little 
room  he  used  to  occupy ;  'twas  made  ready  for  him,  and  wall- 
flowers and  sweet  herbs  set  in  the  adjoining  chamber,  the 
chaplain's  room. 

In  tears  of  not  unmanly  emotion,  with  prayers  of  sub- 
mission to  the  awful  Dispenser  of  death  and  life,  of  good  and 
evil  fortune,  Mr.  Esmond  passed  a  part  of  that  first  night  at 
Castlewood,  lying  awake  for  many  hours  as  the  clock  kept 
tolling  (in  tones  so  well  remembered),  looking  back,  as  all 
men  will,  that  revisit  their  home  of  childhood,  over  the  great 
gulf  of  time,  and  surveying  himself  on  the  distant  bank  yonder, 
a  sad  little  melancholy  boy,  with  his  lord  still  alive, — his  dear 
mistress,  a  girl  yet,  her  children  sporting  around  her.  Years 
ago,  a  boy  on  that  very  bed,  when  she  had  blessed  him  and 
called  him  her  knight,  he  had  made  a  vow  to  be  faithful  and 
never  desert  her  dear  service.  Had  he  kept  that  fond  boyish 
promise  ?  Yes,  before  Heaven  ;  yes,  praise  be  to  God  !  His 
life  had  been  hers  ;  his  blood,  his  fortune,  his  name,  his  whole 
heart  ever  since  had  been  hers  and  her  children's.  All  night 
long  he  was  dreaming  his  boyhood  over  again,  and  waking 
fitfully ;  he  half  fancied  he  heard  Father  Holt  calling  to  him 
from  the  next  chamber,  and  that  he  was  coming  in  and  out 
from  the  mysterious  window. 

2  E 


434      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Esmond  rose  up  before  the  dawn,  passed  into  the  next 
room,  where  the  air  was  heavy  with  the  odour  of  the  wall- 
flowers ;  looked  into  the  brazier  where  the  papers  had  been 
burnt,  into  the  old  presses  where  Holt's  books  and  papers  had 
been  kept,  and  tried  the  spring,  and  whether  the  window  worked 
still.  The  spring  had  not  been  touched  for  years,  but  yielded 
at  length,  and  the  whole  fabrick  of  the  window  sank  down. 
He  lifted  it  and  it  relapsed  into  its  frame ;  no  one  had  ever 
passed  thence  since  Holt  used  it  sixteen  years  ago. 

Esmond  remembered  his  poor  lord  saying,  on  the  last 
day  of  his  life,  that  Holt  used  to  come  in  and  out  of  the 
house  like  a  ghost,  and  knew  that  the  Father  hked  these 
mysteries,  and  practised  such  secret  disguises,  entrances, 
and  exits  :  this  was  the  way  the  ghost  came  and  went  his 
pupil  had  always  conjectured.  Esmond  closed  the  casement 
up  again  as  the  dawn  was  rising  over  Castlewood  village ;  he 
could  hear  the  clinking  at  the  blacksmith's  forge  yonder 
among  the  trees,  across  the  green,  and  past  the  river,  on 
which  a  mist  still  lay  sleeping. 

Next  Esmond  opened  that  long  cupboard  over  the  wood- 
work of  the  mantelpiece,  big  enough  to  hold  a  man,  and  in 
which  Mr.  Holt  used  to  keep  sundry  secret  properties  of  his. 
The  two  swords  he  remembered  so  well,  as  a  boy,  lay  actually 
there  still,  and  Esmond  took  them  out  and  wiped  them,  with 
a  strange  curiosity  of  emotion.  There  were  a  bundle  of 
papers  here,  too,  which  no  doubt  had  been  left  at  Holt's 
last  visit  to  the  place,  in  my  Lord  Viscount's  life,  that  very 
day  when  the  priest  had  been  arrested  and  taken  to  Hexham 
Castle.  Esmond  made  free  with  these  papers,  and  found 
treasonable  matter  of  King  William's  reign,  the  names  of 
Charnock  and  Perkins,  Sir  John  Fenwick  and  Sir  John 
Friend,  Rookwood  and  Lodwick,  Lords  Montgomery  and 
Ailesbury,  Clarendon  and  Yarmouth,  that  had  all  been 
engaged  in  plots  against  the  usurper ;  a  letter  from  the  Duke 
of  Berwick  too,  and  one  from  the  King  at  St.  Germains, 
offering  to  confer  upon  his  trusty  and  well-beloved  Francis 
Viscount  Castlewood  the  titles  of  Earl  and  Marquis  of 
Esmond  bestowed  by  patent  royal,  and  in  the  fourth  year 
of  his  reign,  upon  Thomas  Viscount  Castlewood  and  the 
heirs  male  of  his  body,  in  default  of  which  issue,  the  ranks 
and  dignities  were  to  pass  to  Francis  aforesaid. 

This  was  the  paper,  whereof  my  lord  had  spoken,  which 


Holt's  Crypt  435 

Holt  showed  him  the  very  day  he  was  arrested,  and  for  an 
answer  to  which  he  would  come  back  in  a  week's  time.  I 
put  these  papers  hastily  into  the  crypt,  whence  I  had  taken 
them,  being  interrupted  by  a  tapping  of  a  light  finger  at  the 
ring  of  the  chamber-door :  'twas  my  kind  mistress,  with  her 
face  full  of  love  and  welcome.  She,  too,  had  passed  the 
night  wakefully,  no  doubt ;  but  neither  asked  the  other  how 
the  hours  had  been  spent.  There  are  things  we  divine  with- 
out speaking,  and  know  though  they  happen  out  of  our  sight. 
This  fond  lady  hath  told  me  that  she  knew  both  days  when 
I  was  wounded  abroad.  Who  shall  say  how  far  sympathy 
reaches,  and  how  truly  love  can  prophesy?  "I  looked  into 
your  room,"  was  all  she  said;  "the  bed  was  vacant,  the  little 
old  bed  !  I  knew  I  should  find  you  here."  And  tender  and 
blushing  faintly,  with  a  benediction  in  her  eyes,  the  gentle 
creature  kissed  him. 

They  walked  out.  hand-in-hand  through  the  old  court, 
and  to  the  terrace-walk,  where  the  grass  was  glistening  with 
dew,  and  the  birds  in  the  green  woods  above  were  singing 
their  delicious  choruses  under  the  blushing  morning  sky. 
How  well  all  things  were  remembered !  The  ancient  towers 
and  gables  of  the  hall  darkling  against  the  east,  the  purple 
shadows  on  the  green  slopes,  the  quaint  devices  and  carvings 
of  the  dial,  the  forest-crowned  heights,  the  fair  yellow  plain 
cheerful  with  crops  and  corn,  the  shining  river  rolling  through 
it  towards  the  pearly  hills  beyond ;  all  these  were  before  us, 
along  with  a  thousand  beautiful  memories  of  our  youth, 
beautiful  and  sad,  but  as  real  and  vivid  in  our  minds  as 
that  fair  and  always-remembered  scene  our  eyes  beheld  once 
more.  We  forget  nothing.  The  memory  sleeps,  but  wakens 
again;  I  often  think  how  it  shall  be,  when,  after  the  last 
sleep  of  death,  the  reveillee  shall  arouse  us  for  ever,  and  the 
past  in  one  flash  of  self-consciousness  rush  back,  like  the  soul, 
revivified. 

The  house  would  not  be  up  for  some  hours  yet  (it  was 
July,  and  the  dawn  was  only  just  awake),  and  here  Esmond 
opened  himself  to  his  mistress,  of  the  business  he  had  in  hand, 
and  what  part  Frank  was  to  play  in  it.  He  knew  he  could 
confide  anything  to  her,  and  that  the  fond  soul  would  die 
rather  than  reveal  it ;  and  bidding  her  keep  the  secret  from 
all,  he  laid  it  entirely  before  his  mistress  (always  as  staunch 
a  little  loyalist  as  any  in  the  kingdom),  and  indeed  was  quite 


436      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

sure  that  any  plan  of  his  was  secure  of  her  applause  and 
sympathy.  Never  was  such  a  glorious  scheme  to  her  partial 
mind,  never  such  a  devoted  knight  to  execute  it.  An  hour 
or  two  may  have  passed  whilst  they  were  having  their  colloquy. 
Beatrix  came  out  to  them  just  as  their  talk  was  over ;  her 
tall  beautiful  form  robed  in  sable   (which   she  wore  without 


\/.^ 


Beatrix  came  out  to  them  just  as  their  talk  was  over 


ostentation  ever  since  last  year's  catastrophe)  sweeping  over 
the  green  terrace,  and  casting  its  shadows  before  her  across 
the  grass. 

She  made  us  one  of  her  grand  curtsies  smiling,  and  called 
us  "the  young  people."  She  was  older,  paler,  and  more 
majestick  than  in  the  year  before  ;  her  mother  seemed  the 
youngest  of  the  two.     She  never  once  spoke  of  her  grief,  Lady 


Tom  Tusher's  Humility  437 

Castlewood  told  Esmond,  or  alluded,  save  by  a  quiet  word  or 
two,  to  the  death  of  her  hopes. 

When  Beatrix  came  back  to  Castlewood  she  took  to  visit- 
ing all  the  cottages  and  all  the  sick.  She  set  up  a  school  of 
children,  and  taught  singing  to  some  of  them.  We  had  a  pair 
of  beautiful  old  organs  in  Castlewood  Church,  on  which  she 
played  admirably,  so  that  the  musick  there  became  to  be  known 
in  the  country  for  many  miles  round,  and  no  doubt  people 
came  to  see  the  fair  organist  as  well  as  to  hear  her.  Parson 
Tusher  and  his  wife  were  established  at  the  vicarage,  but  his 
wife  had  brought  him  no  children  wherewith  Tom  might  meet 
his  enemies  at  the  gate.  Honest  Tom  took  care  not  to  have 
many  such,  his  great  shovel-hat  was  in  his  hand  for  everybody. 
He  was  profuse  of  bows  and  compliments.  He  behaved  to 
Esmond  as  if  the  Colonel  had  been  a  Commander-in-Chief; 
he  dined  at  the  hall  that  day,  being  Sunday,  and  would  not 
partake  of  pudding  except  under  extreme  pressure.  He  de- 
plored my  lord's  perversion,  but  drank  his  lordship's  health 
very  devoutly ;  and  an  hour  before  at  church  sent  the  Colonel 
to  sleep,  with  a  long,  learned,  and  refreshing  sermon. 

Esmond's  visit  home  was  but  for  two  days ;  the  business 
he  had  in  hand  calling  him  away  and  out  of  the  country. 
Ere  he  went,  he  saw  Beatrix  but  once  alone,  and  then  she 
summoned  him  out  of  the  long  tapestry  room,  where  he  and 
his  mistress  were  sitting,  quite  as  in  old  times,  into  the 
adjoining  chamber,  that  had  been  Viscountess  Isabel's  sleep- 
ing apartment,  and  where  Esmond  perfectly  well  remembered 
seeing  the  old  lady  sitting  up  in  the  bed,  in  her  night-rail, 
that  morning  when  the  troop  of  guard  came  to  fetch  her. 
The  most  beautiful  woman  in  England  lay  in  that  bed  now, 
whereof  the  great  damask  hangings  were  scarce  faded  since 
Esmond  saw  them  last. 

Here  stood  Beatrix  in  her  black  robes,  holding  a  box  in 
her  hand  ;  'twas  that  which  Esmond  had  given  her  before 
her  marriage,  stamped  with  a  coronet  which  the  disappointed 
girl  was  never  to  wear ;  and  containing  his  aunt's  legacy  of 
diamonds. 

"  You  had  best  take  these  with  you,  Harry,"  says  she  ;  "  I 
have  no  need  of  diamonds  any  more."  There  was  not  the 
least  token  of  emotion  in  her  quiet  low  voice.  She  held  out 
the  black  shagreen-case  with  her  fair  arm,  that  did  not  shake 
in  the  least.     Esmond  saw  she  wore  a  black  velvet  bracelet 


43S      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

on  it,  with  my  Lord  Duke's  picture  in  enamel ;  he  had  given 
it  her  but  three  days  before  he  fell. 

Esmond  said  the  stones  were  his  no  longer,  and  strove  to 
turn  off  that  proffered  restoration  with  a  laugh  :  "Of  what 
good,"  says  he,  "are  they  to  me?  The  diamond  loop  to  his 
hat  did  not  set  off  Prince  Eugene,  and  will  not  make  my 
yellow  face  look  any  handsomer." 

"  You  will  give  them  to  your  wife,  cousin,"  says  she.  "  My 
cousin,  your  wife  has  a  lovely  complexion  and  shape." 

"  Beatrix,"  Esmond  burst  out,  the  old  fire  flaming  out 
as  it  would  at  times,  "will  you  wear  those  trinkets  at  your 
marriage  ?  You  whispered  once  you  did  not  know  me  :  you 
know  me  better  now  :  how  I  fought,  what  I  have  sighed  for, 
for  ten  years,  what  foregone." 

"A  price  for  your  constancy,  my  lord  !  "  says  she;  "such 
a  preux  chevalier  wants  to  be  paid  ?     O,  fie,  cousin." 

"  Again,"  Esmond  spoke  out,  "  if  I  do  something  you  have 
at  heart ;  something  worthy  of  me  and  you ;  something  that 
shall  make  me  a  name  with  which  to  endow  you ;  will  you 
take  it?  There  was  a  chance  for  me  once  you  said,  is  it 
impossible  to  recall  it  ?  Never  shake  your  head,  but  hear  me  : 
say  you  will  hear  me  a  year  hence.  If  I  come  back  to  you 
and  bring  you  fame,  will  that  please  you  ?  If  I  do  what  you 
desire  most — what  he  who  is  dead  desired  most — will  that 
soften  you  ?  " 

"What  is  it,  Henry,"  says  she,  her  face  lighting  up  ;  "what 
mean  you  ?  " 

"Ask  no  questions,"  he  said,  "wait,  and  give  me  but  time  ; 
if  I  bring  back  that  you  long  for,  that  I  have  a  thousand  times 
heard  you  pray  for,  will  you  have  no  reward  for  him  who  has 
done  you  that  service  ?  Put  away  those  trinkets,  keep  them  : 
it  shall  not  be  at  my  marriage,  it  shall  not  be  at  yours  ;  but  if 
man  can  do  it,  I  swear  a  day  shall  come  when  there  shall  be  a 
feast  in  your  house,  and  you  shall  be  proud  to  wear  them.  I 
say  no  more  now  ;  put  aside  these  words,  and  lock  away 
yonder  box  until  the  day  when  I  shall  remind  you  of  both. 
All  I  pray  of  you  now  is,  to  wait  and  to  remember." 

"You  are  going  out  of  the  country?"  says  Beatrix,  in  some 
agitation. 

"Yes,  to-morrow,"  says  Esmond. 

"To  Lorraine,  cousin?"  says  Beatrix,  laying  her  hand  on 
his  arm,  'twas  the  hand  on  which  she  wore  the  Duke's  bracelet. 


Beatrix  tells  her  Mind  439 

"  Stay,  Harry  I  "  continued  she,  with  a  tone  that  had  more 
despondency  in  it  than  she  was  accustomed  to  show.  "  Hear 
a  last  word.  I  do  love  you.  I  do  admire  you — who  would 
not,  that  has  known  such  love  as  yours  has  been  for  us  all  ? 
But  I  think  I  have  no  heart ;  at  least,  I  have  never  seen  the 
man  that  could  touch  it ;  and  had  I  found  him,  I  would  have 
followed  him  in  rags,  had  he  been  a  private  soldier,  or  to  sea, 
like  one  of  those  buccaneers  you  used  to  read  to  us  about 
when  we  were  children.  I  would  do  anything  for  such  a  man, 
bear  anything  for  him ;  but  I  never  found  one.  You  were 
ever  too  much  of  a  slave  to  win  my  heart ;  even  my  Lord  Duke 
could  not  command  it.  I  had  not  been  happy  had  I  married 
him.  I  knew  that  three  months  after  our  engagement — and 
was  too  vain  to  break  it.  O  Harry !  I  cried  once  or  twice, 
not  for  him,  but  with  tears  of  rage  because  I  could  not  be 
sorry  for  him.  I  was  frightened  to  find  I  was  glad  of  his 
death;  and  were  I  joined  to  you,  I  should  have  the  same 
sense  of  servitude,  the  same  longing  to  escape.  We  should 
both  be  unhappy,  and  you  the  most,  who  are  as  jealous  as  the 
Duke  was  himself.  I  tried  to  love  him ;  I  tried,  indeed  I 
did  :  affected  gladness  when  he  came  :  submitted  to  hear  when 
he  was  by  me,  and  tried  the  wife's  part  I  thought  I  was  to 
play  for  the  rest  of  my  days.  But  half  an-hour  of  that  com- 
plaisance wearied  me,  and  what  would  a  lifetime  be?  My 
thoughts  were  away  when  he  was  speaking ;  and  I  was  think- 
ing, '  O  that  this  man  would  drop  my  hand,  and  rise  up  from 
before  my  feet.'  I  knew  his  great  and  noble  qualities,  greater 
and  nobler  than  mine  a  thousand  times,  as  yours  are,  cousin, 
I  tell  you,  a  million  and  a  million  times  better.  But  'twas 
not  for  these  I  took  him.  I  took  him  to  have  a  great  place  in 
the  world,  and  I  lost  it — I  lost  it  and  do  not  deplore  him — 
and  I  often  thought  as  I  listened  to  his  fond  vows  and  ardent 
words,  '  O  if  I  yield  to  this  man,  and  meet  the  other,  I  shall 
hate  him  and  leave  him.'  I  am  not  good,  Harry  :  my  mother 
is  gentle  and  good  like  an  angel.  I  wonder  how  she  should 
have  had  such  a  child.  She  is  weak,  but  she  would  die  rather 
than  do  a  wrong ;  I  am  stronger  than  she,  but  I  would  do  it 
out  of  defiance.  I  do  not  care  for  what  the  parsons  tell  me 
with  their  droning  sermons ;  I  used  to  see  them  at  Court  as 
mean  and  as  worthless  as  the  meanest  woman  there.  O,  I  am 
sick  and  weary  of  the  world !  I  wait  but  for  one  thing,  and 
when   'tis  done,  I  will  take  Frank's  religion  and  your  poor 


440      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

mother's,  and  go  into  a  nunnery,  and  end  like  her.  Shall  I 
wear  the  diamonds  then  ? — they  say  the  nuns  wear  their  best 
trinkets  the  day  they  take  the  veil.  I  will  put  them  away  as 
you  bid  me.  Farewell,  cousin ;  mamma  is  pacing  the  next 
room,  racking  her  little  head  to  know  what  we  have  been 
saying.  She  is  jealous  ;  all  women  are.  I  sometimes  think 
that  is  the  only  womanly  quality  I  have."' 

"  Farewell.  Farewell,  brother."  She  gave  him  her  cheek 
as  a  brotherly  privilege.     The  cheek  was  as  cold  as  marble. 

Esmond's  mistress  showed  no  signs  of  jealousy  when  he 
returned  to  the  room  where  she  was.  She  had  schooled  her- 
self so  as  to  look  quite  inscrutably,  when  she  had  a  mind. 
Amongst  her  other  feminine  qualities  she  had  that  of  being  a 
perfect  dissembler. 

He  rid  away  from  Castlewood  to  attempt  the  task  he  was 
bound  on,  and  stand  or  fall  by  it ;  in  truth  his  state  of  mind 
was  such,  that  he  was  eager  for  some  outward  excitement 
to  counteract  that  gnawing  malady  which  he  was  inwardly 
enduring. 


The  Vicar  of  Castlnvood  vowed  he  could  ?iot  see  any  resemblance 
in  the  piece 


CHAPTER  VIII 


I    TRAVEL    TO    FRANCE,    AND    BRING    HOME    A    PORTRAIT 
OF    RIGAUD 

MR.  ESMOND  did  not  think  fit  to  take  leave  at  Court, 
or  to  inform  all  the  world  of  Pall  Mall  and  the  coffee- 
houses that  he  was  about  to  quit  England ;  and  chose 


442      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

to  depart  in  the  most  private  manner  possible.  He  procured 
a  pass  as  for  a  Frenchman,  through  Dr.  Atterbury,  who  did 
that  business  for  him,  getting  the  signature  even  from  Lord 
Bolingbroke's  office,  without  any  personal  application  to  the 
Secretary.  Lockwood,  his  faithful  servant,  he  took  with  him 
to  Castlewood,  and  left  behind  there  :  giving  out  ere  he  left 
London  that  he  himself  was  sick,  and  gone  to  Hampshire  for 
country  air,  and  so  departed  as  silently  as  might  be  upon  his 
business. 

As  Frank  Castlewood's  aid  was  indispensable  for  Mr. 
Esmond's  scheme,  his  first  visit  was  to  Bruxelles,  (passing  by 
way  of  Antwerp,  where  the  Duke  of  Marlborough  was  in  exile,) 
and  in  the  first-named  place  Harry  found  his  dear  young 
Benedick,  the  married  man,  who  appeared  to  be  rather  out  of 
humour  with  his  matrimonial  chain,  and  clogged  with  the  ob- 
stinate embraces  which  Clotilda  kept  round  his  neck.  Colonel 
Esmond  was  not  presented  to  her  ;  but  Monsieur  Simon  was, 
a  gentleman  of  the  Royal  Cravat,  (Esmond  bethought  him 
of  the  regiment  of  his  honest  Irishman  whom  he  had  seen 
that  day  after  Malplaquet,  when  he  first  set  eyes  on  the  young 
King  ;)  and  Monsieur  Simon  was  introduced  to  the  Viscountess 
Castlewood,  nee  Comptesse  Wertheim;  to  the  numerous  counts, 
the  Lady  Clotilda's  tall  brothers ;  to  her  father  the  chamberlain ; 
and  to  the  lady  his  wife,  Frank's  mother-in-law,  a  tall  and 
majestick  person  of  large  proportions,  such  as  became  the 
mother  of  such  a  company  of  grenadiers  as  her  warlike  sons 
formed.  The  whole  race  were  at  free  quarters,  in  the  little 
castle  nigh  to  Bruxelles  which  Frank  had  taken ;  rode  his 
horses ;  drank  his  wine ;  and  lived  easily  at  the  poor  lad's 
charges.  Mr.  Esmond  had  always  maintained  a  perfect  fluency 
in  the  French,  which  was  his  mother-tongue  ;  and  if  this  family 
(that  spoke  French  with  the  twang  which  the  Flemings  use) 
discovered  any  inaccuracy  in  Mr.  Simon's  pronunciation,  'twas 
to  be  attributed  to  the  latter's  long  residence  in  England,  where 
he  had  married  and  remained  ever  since  he  was  taken  prisoner 
at  Blenheim.  His  story  was  perfectly  pat ;  there  were  none 
there  to  doubt  it,  save  honest  Frank,  and  he  was  charmed  with 
his  kinsman's  scheme,  when  he  became  acquainted  with  it ; 
and,  in  truth,  always  admired  Colonel  Esmond  with  an  affec- 
tionate fidelity,  and  thought  his  cousin  the  wisest  and  best  of 
all  cousins  and  men.  Frank  entered  heart  and  soul  into  the 
plan,  and  liked  it  the  better  as  it  was  to  take  him  to  Paris,  out 


Frank's  Likeness  to  the  Prince     443 

of  reach  of  his  brothers,  his  father,  and  his  mother-in-law, 
whose  attentions  rather  fatigued  him. 

Castlewood,  I  have  said,  was  born  in  the  same  year  as 
the  Prince  of  Wales;  had  not  a  little  of  the  Prince's  air, 
height,  and  figure ;  and,  especially  since  he  had  seen  the 
Chevalier  de  St.  George  on  the  occasion  before  named,  took 
no  small  pride  in  his  resemblance  to  a  person  so  illustrious  : 
which  likeness  he  increased  by  all  the  means  in  his  power, 
wearing  fair  brown  perriwigs,  such  as  the  Prince  wore,  and 
ribands  and  so  forth  of  the  Chevalier's  colour. 

This  resemblance  was,  in  truth,  the  circumstance  on  which 
Mr.  Esmond's  scheme  was  founded ;  and  having  secured 
Frank's  secrecy  and  enthusiasm,  he  left  him  to  continue  his 
journey,  and  see  the  other  personages  on  whom  its  success 
depended.  The  place  whither  Mr.  Simon  next  travelled  was 
Bar,  in  Lorraine,  where  that  merchant  arrived  with  a  consign- 
ment of  broadcloths,  valuable  laces  from  Malines,  and  letters 
for  his  correspondent  there. 

Would  you  know  how  a  prince,  heroick  from  misfortunes, 
and  descended  from  a  line  of  kings,  whose  race  seemed  to  be 
doomed  like  the  Atrid^e  of  old — would  you  know  how  he  was 
employed  when  the  envoy  who  came  to  him  through  danger 
and  difficulty  beheld  him  for  the  first  time?  The  young  King, 
in  a  flannel  jacket,  was  at  tennis  with  the  gentlemen  of  his 
suite,  crying  out  after  the  balls,  and  swearing  like  the  meanest 
of  his  subjects.  The  next  time  Mr.  Esmond  saw  him,  'twas 
when  Monsieur  Simon  took  a  packet  of  laces  to  Miss  Ogle- 
thorpe :  the  Prince's  ante-chamber  in  those  days,  at  which 
ignoble  door  men  were  forced  to  knock  for  admission  to  his 
Majesty.  The  admission  was  given,  the  envoy  found  the  King 
and  the  mistress  together ;  the  pair  were  at  cards,  and  His 
Majesty  was  in  liquor.  He  cared  more  for  three  honours  than 
three  kingdoms  ;  and  a  half-dozen  glasses  of  ratafia  made 
him  forget  all  his  woes  and  his  losses,  his  father's  crown,  and 
his  grandfather's  head. 

Mr.  Esmond  did  not  open  himself  to  the  Prince  then. 
His  Majesty  was  scarce  in  a  condition  to  hear  him  ;  and  he 
doubted  whether  a  King  who  drank  so  much  could  keep  a 
secret  in  his  fuddled  head ;  or  whether  a  hand  that  shook  so, 
was  strong  enough  to  grasp  at  a  crown.  However,  at  last,  and 
after  taking  counsel  with  the  Prince's  advisers,  amongst  whom 
were  many  gentlemen  honest  and  faithful,  Esmond's  plan  was 


444      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

laid  before  the  King,  and  her  actual  Majesty  Queen  Oglethorpe, 
in  council.  The  Prince  liked  the  scheme  well  enough ;  'twas 
easy  and  daring,  and  suited  to  his  reckless  gaiety  and  lively 
youthful  spirit.  In  the  morning,  after  he  had  slept  his  wine 
off,  he  was  very  gay,  lively,  and  agreeable.  His  manner  had 
an  extreme  charm  of  archness,  and  a  kind  simplicity ;  and 
to  do  her  justice,  her  Oglethorpean  Majesty  was  kind,  acute, 
resolute,  and  of  good  counsel ;  she  gave  the  Prince  much 
good  advice,  that  he  was  too  weak  to  follow ;  and  loved  him 
with  a  fidelity,  which  he  returned  with  an  ingratitude  quite 
Royal. 

Having  his  own  forebodings  regarding  his  scheme,  should 
it  ever  be  fulfilled,  and  his  usual  skeptick  doubts  as  to  the 
benefit  which  might  accrue  to  the  country  by  bringing  a  tipsy 
young  monarch  back  to  it.  Colonel  Esmond  had  his  audience 
of  leave  and  quiet.  Monsieur  Simon  took  his  departure.  At 
any  rate  the  youth  at  Bar  was  as  good  as  the  older  Pretender 
at  Hanover;  if  the  worst  came  to  the  worst,  the  Englishman 
could  be  dealt  with  as  easy  as  the  German.  Monsieur  Simon 
trotted  on  that  long  journey  from  Nancy  to  Paris,  and  saw  that 
famous  town,  stealthily  and  like  a  spy,  as  in  truth  he  was ;  and 
where,  sure,  more  magnificence  and  more  misery  is  heaped 
together,  more  rags  and  lace,  more  filth  and  gilding,  than  in 
any  city  in  this  world.  Here  he  was  put  in  communication 
with  the  King's  best  friend,  his  half-brother,  the  famous  Duke 
of  Berwick ;  Esmond  recognised  him  as  the  stranger  who  had 
visited  Castlewood  now  near  twenty  years  ago.  His  Grace 
opened  to  him  when  he  found  that  Mr.  Esmond  was  one  of 
Webb's  brave  regiment,  that  had  once  been  his  Grace's  own. 
He  was  the  sword  and  buckler  indeed  of  the  Stuart  cause  ; 
there  was  no  stain  on  his  shield,  except  the  bar  across  it,  which 
Marlborough's  sister  left  him.  Had  Berwick  been  his  father's 
heir,  James  the  Third  had  assuredly  sat  on  the  English  throne. 
He  could  dare,  endure,  strike,  speak,  be  silent.  The  fire  and 
genius,  perhaps,  he  had  not  (that  were  given  to  baser  men), 
but  except  these,  he  had  some  of  the  best  qualities  of  a  leader. 
His  Grace  knew  Esmond's  father  and  history ;  and  hinted  at 
the  latter  in  such  a  way  as  made  the  Colonel  to  think  he  was 
aware  of  the  particulars  of  that  story.  But  Esmond  did  not 
choose  to  enter  on  it,  nor  did  the  Duke  press  him.  Mr. 
Esmond  said,  "  No  doubt  he  should  come  by  his  name,  if 
ever  greater  people  came  by  theirs." 


At  St.  Germains  445 

What  confirmed  Esmond  in  his  notion  that  the  Duke  of 
Berwick  knew  of  his  case  was,  that  when  the  Colonel  went  to 
pay  his  duty  at  St.  Germains,  Her  Majesty  once  addressed 
him  by  the  title  of  Marquis.  He  took  the  Queen  the  dutiful 
remembrances  of  her  god-daughter,  and  the  lady  whom,  in 
the  days  of  her  prosperity,  Her  Majesty  had  befriended.  The 
Queen  remembered  Rachel  Esmond  perfectly  well,  had  heard 
of  my  Lord  Castlewood's  conversion,  and  was  much  edified  by 
that  act  of  Heaven  in  his  favour.  She  knew  that  others  of 
that  family  had  been  of  the  only  true  Church  too  :  "  Your 
father  and  your  mother,  Monsieur  le  Marquis,"  Her  Majesty 
said  (that  was  the  only  time  she  used  the  phrase).  Monsieur 
Simon  bowed  very  low,  and  said  he  had  found  other  parents 
than  his  own,  who  had  taught  him  differently;  but  these  had 
only  one  king  :  on  which  Her  Majesty  was  pleased  to  give  him 
a  medal  blessed  by  the  Pope,  which  had  been  found  very  effi- 
cacious in  cases  similar  to  his  own,  and  to  promise  she  would 
offer  up  prayers  for  his  conversion  and  that  of  the  family :  which 
no  doubt  this  pious  lady  did,  though  up  to  the  present  moment, 
and  after  twenty-seven  years.  Colonel  Esmond  is  bound  to  say 
that  neither  the  medal  nor  the  prayers  have  had  the  slightest 
known  effect  upon  his  religious  convictions. 

As  for  the  splendour  of  Versailles,  Monsieur  Simon,  the 
merchant,  only  beheld  them  as  a  humble  and  distant  spectator, 
seeing  the  old  King  but  once,  when  he  went  to  feed  his  carps; 
and  asking  for  no  presentation  at  His  Majesty's  Court. 

By  this  time  my  Lord  Viscount  Castlewood  was  got  to 
Paris,  where,  as  the  London  prints  presently  announced,  her 
ladyship  was  brought  to  bed  of  a  son  and  heir.  For  a  long 
while  afterwards  she  was  in  a  delicate  state  of  health,  and 
ordered  by  the  physicians  not  to  travel ;  otherwise  'twas  well 
known  that  the  Viscount  Castlewood  proposed  returning  to 
England,  and  taking  up  his  residence  at  his  own  seat. 

Whilst  he  remained  at  Paris,  my  Lord  Castlewood  had  his 
picture  done  by  the  famous  French  painter  Monsieur  Rigaud, 
a  present  for  his  mother  in  London ;  and  this  piece  Monsieur 
Simon  took  back  with  him  when  he  returned  to  that  city,  which 
he  reached  about  May,  in  the  year  17 14,  very  soon  after  which 
time  my  Lady  Castlewood  and  her  daughter,  and  their  kins- 
man. Colonel  Esmond,  who  had  been  at  Castlewood  all  this 
time,  likewise  returned  to  London;  her  ladyship  occupying  her 
house  at  Kensington,  Mr.  Esmond  returning  to  his  lodgings  at 


446      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Knightsbridge,  nearer  the  town,  and  once  more  making  his 
appearance  at  all  publick  places,  his  health  greatly  improved 
by  his  long  stay  in  the  country. 

The  portrait  of  my  lord,  in  a  handsome  gilt  frame,  was 
hung  up  in  the  place  of  honour  in  her  ladyship's  drawing- 
room.  His  lordship  was  represented  in  his  scarlet  uniform 
of  Captain  of  the  Guard,  with  a  light-brown  perriwig,  a  cuirass 
under  his  coat,  a  blue  ribbon,  and  a  fall  of  Bruxelles  lace. 
Many  of  her  ladyship's  friends  admired  the  piece  beyond 
measure,  and  flocked  to  see  it ;  Bishop  Atterbury,  Mr.  Lesly, 
good  old  Mr.  C'oUier,  and  others  amongst  the  clergy  were 
delighted  with  the  performance,  and  many  among  the  first 
quality  examined  and  praised  it ;  only  I  must  own  that 
Doctor  Tusher  happening  to  come  up  to  London,  and  seeing 
the  picture,  (it  was  ordinarily  covered  by  a  curtain,  but  on 
this  day  Miss  Beatrix  happened  to  be  looking  at  it  when 
the  Doctor  arrived,)  the  Vicar  of  Castlewood  vowed  he  could 
not  see  any  resemblance  in  the  piece  to  his  old  pupil,  except, 
perhaps,  a  little  about  the  chin  and  the  perriwig ;  but  we  all 
of  us  convinced  him,  that  he  had  not  seen  Frank  for  five 
years  or  more ;  that  he  knew  no  more  about  the  Fine  Arts 
than  a  plough-boy,  and  that  he  must  be  mistaken  ;  and  we 
sent  him  home  assured  that  the  piece  was  an  excellent  like- 
ness. As  for  my  Lord  Bolingbroke,  who  honoured  her  lady- 
ship with  a  visit  occasionally,  when  Colonel  Esmond  showed 
him  the  picture,  he  burst  out  laughing,  and  asked  what  devilry 
he  was  engaged  on  ?  Esmond  owned  simply  that  the  portrait 
was  not  that  of  Viscount  Castlewood,  besought  the  Secretary 
on  his  honour  to  keep  the  secret,  said  that  the  ladies  of  the 
house  were  enthusiastick  Jacobites,  as  was  well  known ;  and 
confessed  that  the  picture  was  that  of  the  Chevalier  St.  George. 

The  truth  is,  that  Mr.  Simon,  waiting  upon  Lord  Castle- 
wood one  day  at  Monsieur  Rigaud's,  whilst  his  lordship  was 
sitting  for  his  picture,  affected  to  be  much  struck  with  a  piece 
representing  the  Chevalier,  whereof  the  head  only  was  finished, 
and  purchased  it  of  the  painter  for  a  hundred  crowns.  It 
had  been  intended,  the  artist  said,  for  Miss  Oglethorpe,  the 
Prince's  mistress,  but  that  young  lady  quitting  Paris,  had 
left  the  work  on  the  artist's  hands ;  and  taking  this  piece 
home,  when  my  lord's  portrait  arrived,  Colonel  Esmond,  alias 
Monsieur  Simon,  had  copied  the  uniform  and  other  accessories 
from  my  lord's  picture  to  fill  up  Rigaud's  incomplete  canvas  : 


What  our  Plan  was  447 

the  Colonel  all  his  life  having  been  a  practitioner  of  painting, 
and  especially  followed  it  during  his  long  residence  in  the 
cities  of  Flanders,  among  the  master-pieces  of  Vandyck  and 
Rubens.  My  grandson  hath  the  piece,  such  as  it  is,  in 
Virginia  now. 

At  the  commencement  of  the  month  of  June,  Miss 
Beatrix  Esmond,  and  my  Lady  Viscountess,  her  mother, 
arrived  from  Castlewood ;  the  former  to  resume  her  service 
at  Court,  which  had  been  interrupted  by  the  fatal  catastrophe 
of  Duke  Hamilton's  death.  She  once  more  took  her  place 
then  in  Her  Majesty's  suite,  and  at  the  maids'  table,  being 
always  a  favourite  with  Mrs.  Masham,  the  Queen's  chief 
woman,  partly,  perhaps,  on  account  of  her  bitterness  against 
the  Duchess  of  Marlborough,  whom  Miss  Beatrix  loved  no 
better  than  her  rival  did.  The  gentlemen  about  the  Court, 
my  Lord  Bolingbroke  amongst  others,  owned  that  the  young 
lady  had  come  back  handsomer  than  ever,  and  that  the  serious 
and  tragick  air  which  her  face  now  involuntarily  wore,  became 
her  better  than  her  former  smiles  and  archness. 

All  the  old  domesticks  at  the  little  house  of  Kensington 
Square  were  changed ;  the  old  steward  that  had  served  the 
family  any  time  these  five-and-twenty  years,  since  the  birth 
of  the  children  of  the  house,  was  despatched  into  the  kingdom 
of  Ireland  to  see  my  lord's  estate  there ;  the  housekeeper,  who 
had  been  my  lady's  woman  time  out  of  mind,  and  the  attendant 
of  the  young  children,  was  sent  away  grumbling  to  Walcote, 
to  see  to  the  new  painting  and  preparing  of  that  house,  which 
my  Lady  Dowager  intended  to  occupy  for  the  future,  giving 
up  Castlewood  to  her  daughter-in-law,  that  might  be  expected 
daily  from  France.  Another  servant  the  viscountess  had  was 
dismissed  too — with  a  gratuity — on  the  pretext  that  her  lady- 
ship's train  of  domesticks  must  be  diminished  ;  so,  finally, 
there  was  not  left  in  the  household  a  single  person  who  had 
belonged  to  it  during  the  time  my  young  Lord  Castlewood 
was  yet  at  home. 

For  the  plan  which  Colonel  Esmond  had  in  view,  and  the 
stroke  he  intended,  'twas  necessary  that  the  very  smallest 
number  of  persons  should  be  put  in  possession  of  his  secret. 
It  scarce  was  known,  except  to  three  or  four  out  of  his  family, 
and  it  was  kept  to  a  wonder. 

On  the  loth  of  June  17 14,  there  came  by  Mr.  Prior's  mes- 
senger from  Paris  a  letter  from  my  Lord  Viscount  Castlewood 


448      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

to  his  mother,  saying  that  he  had  been  foolish  in  regard 
of  money  matters,  that  he  was  ashamed  to  own  he  had  lost  at 
play,  and  by  other  extravagancies ;  and  that  instead  of  having 
great  entertainments  as  he  had  hoped  at  Castlewood  this  year, 
he  must  live  as  quiet  as  he  could,  and  make  every  effort  to  be 
saving.  So  far  every  word  of  poor  Frank's  letter  was  true  ;  nor 
was  there  a  doubt  that  he  and  his  tall  brothers-in-law  had  spent 
a  great  deal  more  than  they  ought,  and  engaged  the  revenues 
of  the  Castlewood  property,  which  the  fond  mother  had  hus- 
banded and  improved  so  carefully  during  the  time  of  her 
guardianship. 

His  "Clotilda,"  Castlewood  went  on  to  say,  "was  still 
delicate,  and  the  physicians  thought  her  lying-in  had  best  take 
place  at  Paris.  He  should  come  without  her  ladyship,  and 
be  at  his  mother's  house  about  the  17th  or  iSth  day  of  June, 
proposing  to  take  horse  from  Paris  immediately,  and  bringing 
but  a  single  servant  with  him  ;  and  he  requested  that  the 
lawyers  of  Gray's  Inn  might  be  invited  to  meet  him  with  their 
account,  and  the  land-steward  come  from  Castlewood  with 
his,  so  that  he  might  settle  with  them  speedily,  raise  a  sum 
of  money  whereof  he  stood  in  need,  and  be  back  to  his  vis- 
countess by  the  time  of  her  lying-in."  Then  his  lordship  gave 
some  of  the  news  of  the  town,  sent  his  remembrance  to  kins- 
folk, and  so  the  letter  ended.  'Twas  put  in  the  common  post, 
and  no  doubt  the  French  police  and  the  English  there  had  a 
copy  of  it,  to  which  they  were  exceeding  welcome. 

Two  days  after  another  letter  was  despatched  by  the 
publick  post  of  France,  in  the  same  open  way,  and  this, 
after  giving  news  of  the  fashion  at  Court  there,  ended  by  the 
following  sentences,  in  which,  but  for  those  that  had  the  key, 
'twould  be  difificult  for  any  man  to  find  any  secret  lurked 
at  all:— 

"(The  King  will  take)  medicine  on  Thursday.  His  Majesty 
is  better  than  he  hath  been  of  late,  though  incommoded  by 
indigestion  from  his  too  great  appetite.  Madame  Maintenon 
continues  well.  They  have  performed  a  play  of  Mons.  Racine 
at  St.  Cyr.  The  Duke  of  Shrewsbury,  and  Mr.  Prior  our  envoy, 
and  all  the  English  nobility  here  were  present  at  it.  (The 
Viscount  Castlewood's  passports)  were  refused  to  him,  'twas 
said ;  his  lordship  being  sued  by  a  goldsmith  for  Vaisselle 
plate,  and  a  pearl  necklace  supplied  to  Mademoiselle  Meruel 
of  the  French  Comedy.     'Tis  a  pity  such  news  should  get 


A  Letter  within  a  Letter  449 

abroad  (and  travel  to  England)  about  our  young  nobility  here. 
Mademoiselle  Meruel  has  been  sent  to  the  Fort  I'Evesque ; 
they  say  she  has  ordered  not  only  plate,  but  furniture,  and 
a  chariot  and  horses,  (under  that  lord's  name,)  of  which 
extravagance  his  unfortunate  Viscountess  knows  nothing. 

"(His  Majesty  will  be)  eighty-two  years  of  age  on  his  next 
birthday.  The  Court  prepares  to  celebrate  it  with  a  great 
feste.  Mr.  Prior  is  in  a  sad  way  about  their  refusing  at  home 
to  send  him  his  plate.  All  here  admired  my  Lord  Viscount's 
portrait,  and  said  it  was  a  masterpiece  of  Rigaud.  Have  you 
seen  it  ?  It  is  (at  the  Lady  Castlewood's  house  in  Kensington 
Square).  I  think  no  English  painter  could  produce  such  a 
piece. 

"Our  poor  friend  the  Abbe  hath  been  at  the  Bastile,  but 
is  now  transported  to  the  Conciergerie  (where  his  friends  may 
visit  him.  They  are  to  ask  for)  a  remission  of  his  sentence 
soon.  Let  us  hope  the  poor  rogue  will  have  repented  in 
prison. 

"  (The  Lord  Castlewood)  has  had  the  affair  of  the  plate 
made  up,  and  departs  for  England. 

"Is  not  this  a  dull  letter?  I  have  a  cursed  headache 
with  drinking  with  Mat  and  some  more  over  night,  and  tipsy 
or  sober  am  Thine  ever ." 

All  this  letter,  save  some  dozen  of  words  which  I  have 
put  above  between  brackets,  was  mere  idle  talk,  though  the 
substance  of  the  letter  was  as  important  as  any  letter  well 
could  be.  It  told  those  that  had  the  key,  that  the  King  will 
take  the  Viscount  Castleivood's  passports  and  travel  to  England 
under  that  lord's  name.  His  Majesty  will  be  at  the  Lady 
Castlewood's  house  in  Kensington  Square,  where  his  friends 
may  visit  hi?n  ;  they  are  to  ask  for  the  Lord  Castlewood.  This 
note  may  have  passed  under  Mr.  Prior's  eyes,  and  those  of 
our  new  allies  the  French,  and  taught  them  nothing ;  though 
it  explains  sufficiently  to  persons  in  London  what  the  event 
was  which  was  about  to  happen,  as  'twill  show  those  who 
read  my  memoirs  a  hundred  years  hence  what  was  that 
errand  on  which  Colonel  Esmond  of  late  had  been  busy. 
Silently  and  swiftly  to  do  that  about  which  others  were  con- 
spiring, and  thousands  of  Jacobites  all  over  the  country 
clumsily  caballing;  alone  to  effect  that  which  the  leaders 
here  were  only  talking  about;  to  bring  the  Prince  of  Wales 

2  F 


450      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

into  the  country  openly  in  the  face  of  all,  under  Bolingbroke's 
very  eyes,  the  walls  placarded  with  the  proclamation  signed 
with  the  Secretary's  name,  and  offering  five  hundred  pounds 
reward  for  his  apprehension  :  this  was  a  stroke,  the  playing 
and  winning  of  which  might  well  give  any  adventurous  spirit 
pleasure  :  the  loss  of  the  stake  might  involve  a  heavy  penalty, 
but  all  our  family  were  eager  to  risk  that  for  the  glorious 
chance  of  winning  the  game. 

Nor  should  it  be  called  a  game,  save  perhaps  with  the 
chief  player,  who  was  not  more  or  less  skeptical  than  most 
publick  men  with  whom  he  had  acquaintance  in  that  age. 
(Is  there  ever  a  publick  man  in  England  that  altogether 
believes  in  his  party?  Is  there  one,  however  doubtful,  that 
will  not  fight  for  it?)  Young  Frank  was  ready  to  fight  with- 
out much  thinking  ;  he  was  a  Jacobite,  as  his  father  before  him 
was  :  all  the  Esmonds  were  royalists.  Give  him  but  the  word, 
he  would  cry  "God  save  King  James  "  before  the  palace  guard, 
or  at  the  May-pole  in  the  Strand.  And  with  respect  to  the 
women,  as  is  usual  with  them,  'twas  not  a  question  of  party 
but  of  faith ;  their  belief  was  a  passion ;  either  Esmond's 
mistress  or  her  daughter  would  have  died  for  it  cheerfully. 
I  have  laughed  often,  talking  of  King  William's  reign,  and 
said  I  thought  Lady  Castlewood  was  disappointed  the  King 
did  not  persecute  the  family  more :  and  those  who  know 
the  nature  of  women,  may  fancy  for  themselves,  what  needs 
not  here  be  written  down,  the  rapture  with  which  these 
neophytes  received  the  mystery  when  made  known  to  them  ; 
the  eagerness  with  which  they  looked  forward  to  its  comple- 
tion ;  the  reverence  which  they  paid  the  minister  who  initiated 
them  into  that  secret  Truth,  now  known  only  to  a  few,  but 
presently  to  reign  over  the  world.  Sure  there  is  no  bound  to 
the  trustingness  of  women.  Look  at  Arria  worshipping  the 
drunken  clod-pate  of  a  husband  who  beats  her;  look  at 
Cornelia  treasuring  as  a  jewel  in  her  maternal  heart,  the  oaf 
her  son  ;  I  have  known  a  woman  preach  Jesuits'  bark,  and 
afterwards  Dr.  Berkeley's  tar-water,  as  though  to  swallow  them 
were  a  divine  decree,  and  to  refuse  them  no  better  than 
blasphemy 

On  his  return  from  France  Colonel  Esmond  put  himself 
at  the  head  of  this  little  knot  of  fond  conspirators.  No  death 
or  torture  he  knew  would  frighten  them  out  of  their  constancy. 
When  he  detailed  his  plan  for  bringing  the  King  back,  his 


A  Knot  of  Conspirators  451 

elder  mistress  thought  that  that  Restoration  was  to  be  attri- 
buted under  heaven  to  the  Castlewood  family  and  to  its  chief, 
and  she  worshipped  and  loved  Esmond,  if  that  could  be,  more 
than  ever  she  had  done.  She  doubted  not  for  one  moment 
of  the  success  of  his  scheme,  to  mistrust  which  would  have 
seemed  impious  in  her  eyes.  And  as  for  Beatrix,  when  she 
became  acquainted  with  the  plan,  and  joined  it,  as  she  did 
with  all  her  heart,  she  gave  Esmond  one  of  her  searching 
bright  looks  :  "  Ah,  Harry,"  says  she,  "  why  were  you  not  the 
head  of  our  house  ?  You  are  the  only  one  fit  to  raise  it ;  why 
do  you  give  that  silly  boy  the  name  and  the  honour  ?  But  'tis 
so  in  the  world,  those  get  the  prize  that  don't  deserve  or  care 
for  it.  I  wish  I  could  give  you  your  silly  prize,  cousin,  but  I 
can't ;  I  have  tried,  and  I  can't."  And  she  went  away,  shaking 
her  head  mournfully,  but  always,  it  seemed  to  Esmond,  that 
her  liking  and  respect  for  him  was  greatly  increased,  since  she 
knew  what  capability  he  had  both  to  act  and  bear,  to  do  and 
to  forego. 


I  i7.^'^^\>iQ.-"^"^'"^^a 


'-  W"- 


The  Prince  seized  hold  of  the  glass  and  drank  the  last  drop  of  it 


CHAPTER  IX 


THE   ORIGINAL   OF    THE    PORTRAIT   COMES    TO    ENGLAND 

TWAS  announced  in  the  family  that  my  Lord  Castlewood 
would  arrive,  having  a  confidential  French  gentleman  in 
his  suite  who  acted  as  secretary  to  his  lordship,  and 
who,  being  a  Papist,  and  a  foreigner  of  a  good  family,  though 
now  in  rather  a  menial  place,  would  have  his  meals  served 
in  his  chamber,  and  not  with  the  domesticks  of  the  house. 
The  viscountess  gave  up  her  bed-chamber  contiguous  to  her 
daughter's,  and  having  a  large  convenient  closet  attached  to  it, 
in  which  a  bed  was  put  up,  ostensibly  for  Monsieur  Baptiste, 
the  Frenchman ;  though,  'tis  needless  to  say,  when  the  doors 
of  the  apartment  were  locked,  and  the  two  guests  retired 
within  it,  the  young  viscount  became  the  servant  of  the 
illustrious  Prince  whom  he  entertained,  and  gave  up  gladly 
the  more  convenient  and  airy  chamber  and  bed  to  his  master. 
Madam  Beatrix  also  retired  to  the  upper  region,  her  chamber 


Preparations  for  a  Guest  453 

being  converted  into  a  sitting-room  for  my  lord.  The  better 
to  carry  the  deceit,  Beatrix  affected  to  grumble  before  the 
servants,  and  to  be  jealous  that  she  was  turned  out  of  her 
chamber  to  make  way  for  my  lord. 

No  small  preparations  were  made,  you  may  be  sure, 
and  no  slight  tremor  of  expectation  caused  the  hearts  of  the 
gentle  ladies  of  Castlewood  to  flutter,  before  the  arrival  of 
the  personages  who  were  about  to  honour  their  house.  The 
chamber  was  ornamented  with  flowers ;  the  bed  covered  with 
the  very  finest  of  linen ;  the  two  ladies  insisting  on  making 
it  themselves,  and  kneeling  down  at  the  bedside  and  kissing 
the  sheets,  out  of  respect  for  the  web  that  was  to  hold  the 
sacred  person  of  a  King.  The  toilet  was  of  silver  and  crystal; 
there  was  a  copy  of  Eikon-Basilike  laid  on  the  writing-table ; 
a  portrait  of  the  martyred  King  hung  always  over  the  mantel, 
having  a  sword  of  my  poor  Lord  Castlewood  underneath  it, 
and  a  little  picture  or  emblem  which  the  widow  loved  always 
to  have  before  her  eyes  on  waking,  and  in  which  the  hair  of 
her  lord  and  her  two  children  was  worked  together.  Her 
books  of  private  devotions,  as  they  were  all  of  the  English 
Church,  she  carried  away  with  her  to  the  upper  apartment 
which  she  destined  for  herself  The  ladies  showed  Mr. 
Esmond,  when  they  were  completed,  the  fond  preparations 
they  had  made.  'Twas  then  Beatrix  knelt  down  and  kissed 
the  linen  sheets.  As  for  her  mother,  Lady  Castlewood  made 
a  curtsey  at  the  door,  'as  she  would  have  done  to  the  altar  on 
entering  a  church,  and  owned  that  she  considered  the  chamber 
in  a  manner  sacred. 

The  company  in  the  servants'  hall  never  for  a  moment  sup- 
posed that  these  preparations  were  made  for  any  other  person 
than  the  young  viscount,  the  lord  of  the  house,  whom  his 
fond  mother  had  been  for  so  many  years  without  seeing.  Both 
ladies  were  perfect  housewives,  having  the  greatest  skill  in 
the  making  of  confections,  scented  waters,  &c.,  and  keeping 
a  notable  superintendence  over  the  kitchen.  Calves  enough 
were  killed  to  feed  an  army  of  prodigal  sons,  Esmond  thought, 
and  laughed  when  he  came  to  wait  on  the  ladies  on  the  day 
when  the  guests  were  to  arrive,  to  find  two  pairs  of  the  finest 
and  roundest  arms  to  be  seen  in  England  (my  Lady  Castlewood 
was  remarkable  for  this  beauty  of  her  person),  covered  with 
flour  up  above  the  elbows,  and  preparing  paste,  and  turning 
rolling-pins  in  the  housekeeper's  closet     The  guest  would  not 


454      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

arrive  till  supper-time,  and  my  lord  would  prefer  having  that 
meal  in  his  own  chamber.  You  may  be  sure,  the  brightest 
plate  of  the  house  was  laid  out  there,  and  can  understand 


And  preparing  paste  and  turniiig  roUiiig-pins  in  the  housekeeper  s  closet 


why  it  was  that  the  ladies  insisted  that  they  alone  would  wait 
upon  the  young  chief  of  the  family. 

Taking  horse,  Colonel  Esmond  rode  rapidly  to  Rochester, 


Frank  and  his  Companion  455 

and  there  awaited  the  King  in  that  very  town  where  his  father 
had  last  set  his  foot  on  the  English  shore.  A  room  had  been 
provided  at  an  inn  there  for  my  Lord  Castlewood  and  his 
servant ;  and  Colonel  Esmond  timed  his  ride  so  well  that  he 
had  scarce  been  half-an-hour  in  the  place,  and  was  looking 
over  the  balcony  into  the  yard  of  the  inn,  when  two  travellers 
rode  in  at  the  inn-gate,  and  the  Colonel  running  down,  the 
next  moment  embraced  his  dear  young  lord. 

My  lord's  companion,  acting  the  part  of  a  domestick,  dis- 
mounted, and  was  for  holding  the  viscount's  stirrup ;  but 
Colonel  Esmond,  calling  to  his  own  man,  who  was  in  the 
court,  bade  him  take  the  horses  and  settle  with  the  lad  who 
had  ridden  the  post  along  with  the  two  travellers,  crying  out 
in  a  cavalier  tone,  in  the  French  language  to  my  lord's  com- 
panion, and  affecting  to  grumble  that  my  lord's  fellow  was  a 
Frenchman,  and  did  not  know  the  money  or  habits  of  the 
country : — "  My  man  will  see  to  the  horses,  Baptiste,"  says 
Colonel  Esmond:  "do  you  understand  English?"  "Very 
leetle."  "  So,  follow  my  lord  and  wait  upon  him  at  dinner  in 
his  own  room."  The  landlord  and  his  people  came  up  pre- 
sently bearing  the  dishes  ;  'twas  well  they  made  a  noise  and 
stir  in  the  gallery,  or  they  might  have  found  Colonel  Esmond 
on  his  knee  before  Lord  Castlewood's  servant,  welcoming  His 
Majesty  to  his  kingdom,  and  kissing  the  hand  of  the  King. 
We  told  the  landlord  that  the  Frenchman  would  wait  on  his 
master ;  and  Esmond's  man  was  ordered  to  keep  sentry  in 
the  gallery  without  the  door.  The  Prince  dined  with  a  good 
appetite,  laughing  and  talking  very  gaily,  and  condescendingly 
bidding  his  two  companions  to  sit  with  him  at  table.  He  was 
in  better  spirits  than  poor  Frank  Castlewood,  who  Esmond 
thought  might  be  woe-begone  on  account  of  parting  with  his 
divine  Clotilda :  but  the  Prince  wishing  to  take  a  short  siesta 
after  dinner,  and  retiring  to  an  inner  chamber  where  there  was 
a  bed,  the  cause  of  poor  Harry's  discomfiture  came  out ;  and 
bursting  into  tears,  with  many  expressions  of  fondness,  friend- 
ship, and  humiliation,  the  faithful  lad  gave  his  kinsman  to 
understand  that  he  now  knew  all  the  truth,  and  the  sacrifices 
which  Colonel  Esmond  had  made  for  him. 

Seeing  no  good  in  acquainting  poor  F"rank  with  that  secret, 
Mr.  Esmond  had  entreated  his  mistress  also  not  to  reveal  it  to 
her  son.  The  Prince  had  told  the  poor  lad  all  as  they  were 
riding  from  Dover :  "  I  had  as  lief  he  had  shot  me,  cousin," 


456      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Frank  said  :  "  I  knew  you  were  the  best,  and  the  bravest,  and 
the  kindest  of  all  men,"  (so  the  enthusiastick  young  fellow  went 
on,)  "but  I  never  thought  I  owed  you  what  I  do,  and  can  scarce 
bear  the  weight  of  the  obligation." 

"  I  stand  in  the  place  of  your  father,"  says  Mr.  Esmond 
kindly,  "  and  sure  a  father  may  dispossess  himself  in  favour  of 
his  son.  I  abdicate  the  two-penny  crown,  and  invest  you  with 
the  kingdom  of  Brentford  :  don't  be  a  fool  and  cry,  you  make 
a  much  taller  and  handsomer  viscount  than  ever  I  could."  But 
the  fond  boy,  with  oaths  and  protestations,  laughter  and  inco- 
herent outbreaks  of  passionate  emotion,  could  not  be  got,  for 
some  little  time,  to  put  up  with  Esmond's  raillery ;  wanted  to 
kneel  down  to  him,  and  kissed  his  hand ;  asked  him  and 
implored  him  to  order  him  something,  to  bid  Castlewood 
give  his  own  life  up  or  take  somebody  else's ;  anything  so 
that  he  might  show  his  gratitude  for  the  generosity  Esmond 
showed  him. 

"The  K -;  he  laughed,"  Frank  said,  pointing  to  the 

door  where  the  sleeper  was,  and  speaking  in  a  low  tone.  "  I 
don't  think  he  should  have  laughed  as  he  told  me  the  story. 
As  we  rode  along  from  Dover,  talking  in  French,  he  spoke 
about  you,  and  your  coming  to  him  at  Bar ;  he  called  you  '  le 
grand  se'rieux,'  Don  Bellianis  of  Greece,  and  I  don't  know  what 
names;  mimicking  your  manner"  (here  Castlewood  laughed 
himself) — "  and  he  did  it  very  well.  He  seems  to  sneer  at  every- 
thing. He  is  not  like  a  king  :  somehow,  Harry,  I  fancy  you 
are  like  a  king.  He  does  not  seem  to  think  what  a  stake  we 
are  all  playing.  He  would  have  stopped  at  Canterbury  to  run 
after  a  barmaid  there,  had  I  not  implored  him  to  come  on. 
He  hath  a  house  at  Chaillot  where  he  used  to  go  and  bury 
himself  for  weeks  away  from  the  Queen,  and  with  all  sorts  of 
bad  company,'  says  Frank;  with  a  demure  look.  "You  may 
smile,  but  I  am  not  the  wild  fellow  I  was ;  no,  no,  I  have 
been  taught  better,"  says  Castlewood  devoutly,  making  a  sign 
on  his  breast. 

"  Thou  art  my  dear  brave  boy,"  says  Colonel  Esmond, 
touched  at  the  young  fellow's  simplicity,  "  and  there  will  be 
a  noble  gentleman  at  Castlewood  so  long  as  my  PVank  is 
there." 

The  impetuous  young  lad  was  for  going  down  on  his  knees 
again  with  another  explosion  of  gratitude,  but  that  we  heard 
the  voice  from  the  next  chamber  of  the  august  sleeper,  just 


We  Ride  from  Rochester  457 

waking,  calling  out :  "  Eh,  La-Fleur,  un  verre  d'eau."  His 
Majesty  came  out  yawning:  "A  pest,"  says  he,  "upon  your 
English  ale,  'tis  so  strong  that,  ma  foi,  it  hath  turned  my  head." 

The  effect  of  the  ale  was  like  a  spur  upon  our  horses,  and 
we  rode  very  quickly  to  London,  reaching  Kensington  at  night- 
fall. Mr.  Esmond's  servant  was  left  behind  at  Rochester,  to 
take  care  of  the  tired  horses,  whilst  we  had  fresh  beasts  pro- 
vided along  the  road.  And  galloping  by  the  Prince's  side, 
the  Colonel  explained  to  the  Prince  of  Wales  what  his  move- 
ments had  been ;  who  the  friends  were  that  knew  of  the 
expedition ;  whom,  as  Esmond  conceived,  the  Prince  should 
trust;  entreating  him,  above  all,  to  maintain  the  very  closest 
secrecy  until  the  time  should  come  when  His  Royal  Highness 
should  appear.  The  town  swarmed  with  friends  of  the  Prince's 
cause  ;  there  were  scores  of  correspondents  with  St.  Germains  ; 
Jacobites  known  and  secret ;  great  in  station  and  humble  ; 
about  the  Court  and  the  Queen ;  in  the  Parliament,  Church, 
and  among  the  merchants  in  the  City.  The  Prince  had  friends 
numberless  in  the  army,  in  the  Privy  Council,  and  the  Officers 
of  State.  The  great  object,  as  it  seemed,  to  the  small  band 
of  persons,  who  had  concerted  that  bold  stroke,  who  had 
brought  the  Queen's  brother  into  his  native  country,  was  that 
his  visit  should  remain  unknown  till  the  proper  time  came, 
when  his  presence  should  surprise  friends  and  enemies  alike  ; 
and  the  latter  should  be  found  so  unprepared  and  disunited, 
that  they  should  not  find  time  to  attack  him.  We  feared  more 
from  his  friends  than  from  his  enemies.  The  lies,  and  tittle- 
tattle  sent  over  to  St.  Germains  by  the  Jacobite  agents  about 
London,  had  done  an  incalculable  mischief  to  his  cause,  and 
woefully  misguided  him,  and  it  was  from  these  especially  that 
the  persons  engaged  in  the  present  venture  were  anxious  to 
defend  the  chief  actor  in  it.* 

The  party  reached  London  by  nightfall,  leaving  their 
horses  at  the  Posting-House  over  against  Westminster,  and 
being  ferried  over  the  water,  where  Lady  Esmond's  coach  was 
already  in  waiting.     In  another  hour  we  were  all  landed  at 

*  The  managers  were  the  Bishop,  who  cannot  be  hurt  by  having  his 
name  mentioned,  a  very  active  and  loyal  non-Conformist  divine,  a  lady  in 
the  highest  favour  at  Court,  with  whom  Beatrix  Esmond  had  communica- 
tion, and  two  noblemen  of  the  greatest  rank,  and  a  member  of  the  House 
of  Commons,  who  was  implicated  in  more  transactions  than  one  in  behalf 
of  the  Stuart  family. 


458      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Kensington,  and  the  mistress  of  the  house  had  that  satisfac- 
tion which  her  heart  had  yearned  after  for  many  years,  once 
more  to  embrace  her  son,  who,  on  his  side,  with  all  his  way- 
wardness, ever  retained  a  most  tender  affection  for  his  parent. 

She  did  not  refrain  from  this  expression  of  her  feeling, 
though  the  domesticks  were  by,  and  my  Lord  Castlewood's 
attendant  stood  in  the  hall.  Esmond  had  to  whisper  to  him 
in  French  to  take  his  hat  off.  Monsieur  Baptiste  was  constantly 
neglecting  his  part  with  an  inconceivable  levity :  more  than 
once  on  the  ride  to  London,  little  observations  of  the  stranger, 
light  remarks,  and  words  betokening  the  greatest  ignorance  of 
the  country  the  Prince  came  to  govern,  had  hurt  the  suscepti- 
bility of  the  two  gentlemen  forming  his  escort ;  nor  could  either 
help  owning  in  his  secret  mind  that  they  would  have  had  his 
behaviour  otherwise,  and  that  the  laughter  and  the  lightness, 
not  to  say  licence,  which  characterised  his  talk,  scarce  befitted 
such  a  great  Prince  and  such  a  solemn  occasion.  Not  but 
that  he  could  act  at  proper  times  with  spirit  and  dignity.  He 
had  behaved,  as  we  all  knew,  in  a  very  courageous  manner  on 
the  field.  Esmond  had  seen  a  copy  of  the  letter  the  Prince 
writ  with  his  own  hand  when  urged  by  his  friends  in  England 
to  abjure  his  religion,  and  admired  that  manly  and  magnanimous 
reply  by  which  he  refused  to  yield  to  the  temptation.  Monsieur 
Baptiste  took  off  his  hat,  blushing  at  the  hint  Colonel  Esmond 
ventured  to  give  him,  and  said  :  "  Tenez,  elle  est  jolie,  la  petite 
mere  ;  Foi-de-Chevalier  !  elle  est  charmante  ;  mais  I'autre,  qui 
est  cette  nymphe,  cet  astre  qui  brille,  cette  Diane  qui  descend 
sur  nous?"  And  he  started  back,  and  pushed  forward,  as 
Beatrix  was  descending  the  stair.  She  was  in  colours  for  the 
first  time  at  her  own  house ;  she  wore  the  diamonds  Esmond 
gave  her ;  it  had  been  agreed  between  them,  that  she  should 
wear  these  brilliants  on  the  day  when  the  King  should  enter 
the  house ;  and  a  Queen  she  looked,  radiant  in  charms,  and 
magnificent  and  imperial  in  beauty. 

Castlewood  himself  was  startled  by  that  beauty  and 
splendour ;  he  stepped  back  and  gazed  at  his  sister  as  though 
he  had  not  been  aware  before  (nor  was  he  very  likely)  how 
perfectly  lovely  she  was,  and  I  thought  blushed  as  he  embraced 
her.  The  Prince  could  not  keep  his  eyes  off  her ;  he  quite 
forgot  his  menial  part,  though  he  had  been  schooled  to  it,  and 
a  little  light  portmanteau  prepared  expressly  that  he  should 
carry  it.     He  pressed  forward  before  my  Lord  Viscount.    'Twas 


"Baptiste,   have  a  care"  459 

lucky  the  servants'  eyes  were  busy  in  other  directions,  or  they 
must  have  seen  that  this  was  no  servant,  or  at  least  a  very 
insolent  and  rude  one. 

Again  Colonel  Esmond  was  obliged  to  cry  out  "  Baptiste," 
in  a  loud  imperious  voice,  "have  a  care  to  the  valise;"  at 
which  hint  the  wilful  young  man  ground  his  teeth  together 
with  something  very  like  a  curse  between  them,  and  then  gave 
a  brief  look  of  anything  but  pleasure  to  his  mentor.  Being 
reminded,  however,  he  shouldered  the  little  portmanteau,  and 
carried  it  up  the  stair,  Esmond  preceding  him,  and  a  servant 
with  lighted  tapers.  He  flung  down  his  burden  sulkily  in  the 
bed-chamber.  "  A  Prince  that  will  wear  a  crown  must  wear 
a  mask,"  says  Mr.  Esmond,  in  French. 

"Ah,  peste  !  I  see  how  it  is,"  says  Monsieur  Baptiste,  con- 
tinuing the  talk  in  French.  "  The  Great  Serious  is  seriously  " 
— "  alarmed  for  Monsieur  Baptiste,"  broke  in  the  Colonel. 
Esmond  neither  liked  the  tone  with  which  the  Prince  spoke 
of  the  ladies,  nor  the  eyes  with  which  he  regarded  them. 

The  bed-chamber  and  the  two  rooms  adjoining  it,  the 
closet  and  the  apartment  which  was  to  be  called  my  lord's 
parlour,  were  already  lighted  and  awaiting  their  occupier ;  and 
the  collation  laid  for  my  lord's  supper.  Lord  Castlewood  and 
his  mother  and  sister  came  up  the  stair  a  minute  afterwards  ; 
and  so  soon  as  the  domesticks  had  quitted  the  apartment, 
Castlewood  and  Esmond  uncovered,  and  the  two  ladies  went 
down  on  their  knees  before  the  Prince,  who  graciously  gave 
a  hand  to  each.  He  looked  his  part  of  Prince  much  more 
naturally  than  that  of  servant,  which  he  had  just  been  trying, 
and  raised  them  both  with  a  great  deal  of  nobility  as  well  as 
kindness  in  his  air.  "Madam,''  says  he,  "my  mother  will 
thank  your  ladyship  for  your  hospitality  to  her  son.  For  you, 
madam,"  turning  to  Beatrix,  "  I  cannot  bear  to  see  so  much 
beauty  in  such  a  posture.  You  will  betray  Monsieur  Bap- 
tiste if  you  kneel  to  him ;  sure  'tis  his  place  rather  to  kneel 
to  you." 

A  light  shone  out  of  her  eyes ;  a  gleam  bright  enough  to 
kindle  passion  in  any  breast.  There  were  times  when  this 
creature  was  so  handsome,  that  she  seemed,  as  it  were,  like 
Venus  revealing  herself  a  goddess  in  a  flash  of  brightness. 
She  appeared  so  now ;  radiant,  and  with  eyes  bright  with  a 
wonderful  lustre.  A  pang,  as  of  rage  and  jealousy,  shot 
through  Esmond's  heart,  as  he  caught  the  look  she  gave  the 


460      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Prince;  and  he  clenched  his  hand  involuntarily  and  looked 
across  to  Castlewood,  whose  eyes  answered  his  alarm-signal, 
and  were  also  on  the  alert.  The  Prince  gave  his  subjects 
an  audience  of  a  few  minutes,  and  then  the  two  ladies  and 
Colonel  Esmond  quitted  the  chamber.  Lady  Castlewood 
pressed  his  hand  as  they  descended  the  stair,  and  the  three 
went  down  to  the  lower  rooms,  where  they  waited  awhile  till 
the  travellers  above  should  be  refreshed  and  ready  for  their  meal. 

Esmond  looked  at  Beatrix,  blazing  with  her  jewels  on  her 
beautiful  neck.     "  I  have  kept  my  word,"  says  he. 

"And  I  mine,"  says  Beatrix,  looking  down  on  the  diamonds. 

"  Were  I  the  Mogul  Emperor,"  says  the  Colonel,  "  you 
should  have  all  that  were  dug  out  of  Golconda." 

"These  are  a  great  deal  too  good  for  me,"  says  Beatrix, 
dropping  her  head  on  her  beautiful  breast, — "  so  are  you  all, 
all ; "  and  when  she  looked  up  again,  as  she  did  in  a  moment, 
and  after  a  sigh,  her  eyes,  as  they  gazed  at  her  cousin,  wore 
that  melancholy  and  inscrutable  look  which  'twas  always 
impossible  to  sound. 

When  the  time  came  for  the  supper,  of  which  we  were 
advertised  by  a  knocking  overhead,  Colonel  Esmond  and  the 
two  ladies  went  to  the  upper  apartment,  where  the  Prince 
already  was,  and  by  his  side  the  young  viscount,  of  exactly 
the  same  age,  shape,  and  with  features  not  dissimilar,  though 
Frank's  were  the  handsomer  of  the  two.  The  Prince  sat  down, 
and  bade  the  ladies  sit.  The  gentlemen  remained  standing : 
there  was,  indeed,  but  one  more  cover  laid  at  the  table  : 
"  Which  of  you  will  take  it  ?  "  says  he. 

"The  head  of  our  house,"  says  Lady  Castlewood,  taking 
her  son's  hand,  and  looking  towards  Colonel  Esmond  with  a 
bow  and  a  great  tremor  of  the  voice  ;  "  the  Marquis  of  Esmond 
will  have  the  honour  of  serving  the  King." 

"  I  shall  have  the  honour  of  waiting  on  His  Royal  High- 
ness," says  Colonel  Esmond,  filling  a  cup  of  wine,  and,  as  the 
fashion  of  that  day  was,  he  presented  it  to  the  King  on  his  knee. 

"  I  drink  to  my  hostess  and  her  family,"  says  the  Prince, 
with  no  very  well  pleased  air ;  but  the  cloud  passed  imme- 
diately off  his  face,  and  he  talked  to  the  ladies  in  a  lively, 
rattling  strain,  quite  undisturbed  by  poor  Mr.  Esmond's 
yellow  countenance,  that  I  dare  say  looked  very  glum. 

When  the  time  came  to  take  leave,  Esmond  marched 
homewards   to  his   lodgings,  and   met  Mr.   Addison  on  the 


Mr.  Addison  461 

road  that  night,  walking  to  a  cottage  he  had  at  Fulham,  the 
moon  shining  on  his  handsome,  serene  face :  "  What  cheer, 
brother,"  says  Addison,  laughing;  "  I  thought  it  was  a  foot-pad 
advancing  in  the  dark,  and  behold  'tis  an  old  friend.  We  may 
shake  hands,  Colonel,  in  the  dark ;  'tis  better  than  fighting 
by  daylight.  Why  should  we  quarrel,  because  I  am  a  Whig 
and  thou  art  a  Tory?  Turn  thy  steps  and  walk  with  me 
to  Fulham,  where  there  is  a  nightingale  still  singing  in  the 
garden,  and  a  cool  bottle  in  a  cave  I  know  of;  you  shall  drink 
to  the  Pretender  if  you  like,  and  I  will  drink  my  liquor  my 
own  way:  I  have  had  enough  of  good  liquor? — no,  never! 
There  is  no  such  word  as  enough,  as  a  stopper  for  good  wine. 
Thou  wilt  not  come  ?  Come  any  day,  come  soon.  You  know 
I  remember  Simois  and  the  Sigeia  tellus,  and  the  prcelia 
mixta  mero,  mixta  mero,"  he  repeated,  with  ever  so  slight  a 
touch  of  vierian  in  his  voice,  and  walked  back  a  little  way  on 
the  road  with  Esmond,  bidding  the  other  remember  he  was 
always  his  friend,  and  indebted  to  him  for  his  aid  in  the 
"  Campaign "  poem.  And  very  likely  Mr.  Under-Secretary 
would  have  stepped  in  and  taken  t'other  bottle  at  the  Colonel's 
lodging,  had  the  latter  invited  him,  but  Esmond's  mood  was 
none  of  the  gayest,  and  he  bade  his  friend  an  inhospitable 
good-night  at  the  door. 

"  I  have  done  the  deed,"  thought  he,  sleepless,  and  look- 
ing out  into  the  night ;  "he  is  here,  and  I  have  brought  him ; 
he  and  Beatrix  are  sleeping  under  the  same  roof  now.  Whom 
did  I  mean  to  serve  in  bringing  him  ?  Was  it  the  Prince,  was 
it  Henry  Esmond?  Had  I  not  best  have  joined  the  manly 
creed  of  Addison  yonder,  that  scouts  the  old  doctrine  of  right 
divine,  that  boldly  declares  that  Parliament  and  people  conse- 
crate the  Sovereign,  not  bishops  nor  genealogies,  nor  oils,  nor 
coronations."  The  eager  gaze  of  the  young  Prince  watching 
every  movement  of  Beatrix,  haunted  Esmond  and  pursued 
him.  The  Prince's  figure  appeared  before  him  in  his  feverish 
dreams  many  times  that  night.  He  wished  the  deed  undone 
for  which  he  had  laboured  so.  He  was  not  the  first  that  has 
regretted  his  own  act,  or  brought  about  his  own  undoing. 
Undoing  ?  Should  he  write  that  word  in  his  late  years  ?  No  ; 
on  his  knees  before  Heaven,  rather  be  thankful  for  what  then 
he  deemed  his  misfortune,  and  which  hath  caused  the  whole 
subsequent  happiness  of  his  life. 

Esmond's  man,  honest  John  Lockwood,  had  ser\'ed  his 


462      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

master  and  the  family  all  his  life,  and  the  Colonel  knew  that 
he  could  answer  for  John's  fidelity  as  for  his  own.  John 
returned  with  the  horses  from  Rochester  betimes  the  next 
morning,  and  the  Colonel  gave  him  to  understand  that  on 
going  to  Kensington,  where  he  was  free  of  the  servants'  hall, 
and,  indeed,  courting  Mrs.  Beatrix's  maid,  he  was  to  ask  no 
questions,  and  betray  no  surprise,  but  to  vouch  stoutly  that 
the  young  gentleman  he  should  see  in  a  red  coat  there  was  my 
Lord  Viscount  Castlewood,  and  that  his  attendant  in  grey 
was  Monsieur  Baptiste  the  Frenchman.  He  was  to  tell  his 
friends  in  the  kitchen  such  stories  as  he  remembered  of  my 
Lord  Viscount's  youth  at  Castlewood;  what  a  wild  boy  he 
was ;  how  he  used  to  drill  Jack  and  cane  him,  before  ever  he 
was  a  soldier — everything,  in  fine,  he  knew  respecting  my  Lord 
Viscount's  early  days.  Jack's  ideas  of  painting  had  not  been 
much  cultivated  during  his  residence  in  Flanders  with  his 
master;  and  before  my  young  lord's  return  he  had  been 
easily  got  to  believe  that  the  picture  brought  over  from  Paris, 
and  now  hanging  in  Lady  Castlewood's  drawing-room,  was  a 
perfect  likeness  of  her  son  the  young  lord.  And  the  domesticks 
having  all  seen  the  picture  many  times,  and  catching  but  a 
momentary  imperfect  glimpse  of  the  two  strangers  on  the 
night  of  their  arrival,  never  had  a  reason  to  doubt  the  fidelity 
of  the  portrait ;  and  next  day,  when  they  saw  the  original  of 
the  piece  habited  exactly  as  he  was  represented  in  the  painting, 
with  the  same  perriwig,  ribands,  and  uniform  of  the  Guard, 
quite  naturally  addressed  the  gentleman  as  my  Lord  Castle- 
wood, my  Lady  Viscountess's  son. 

The  secretary  of  the  night  previous  was  now  the  viscount ; 
the  viscount  wore  the  secretary's  grey  frock  ;  and  John  Lock- 
wood  was  instructed  to  hint  to  the  world  below  stairs  that  my  lord 
being  a  Papist,  and  very  devout  in  that  religion,  his  attendant 
might  be  no  other  than  his  chaplain  from  Bruxelles  ;  hence, 
if  he  took  his  meals  in  my  lord's  company  there  was  little 
reason  for  surprise.  Frank  was  further  cautioned  to  speak 
English  with  a  foreign  accent,  which  task  he  performed  in- 
differently well,  and  this  caution  was  the  more  necessary 
because  the  Prince  himself  scarce  spoke  our  language  like  a 
native  of  the  island;  and  John  Lock  wood  laughed  with  the 
folks  below  stairs  at  the  manner  in  which  my  lord,  after  five 
years  abroad,  sometimes  forgot  his  own  tongue  and  spoke 
it  like  a  Frenchman:   "I  warrant,"  says  he,   "that  with  the 


Our  Guest  at  Kensington  463 

English  beef  and  beer,  his  lordship  will  soon  get  back  the 
proper  use  of  his  mouth ; "  and  to  do  his  new  lordship  justice, 
he  took  to  beer  and  beef  very  kindly. 

The  Prince  drank  so  much,  and  was  so  loud  and  imprudent 
in  his  talk  after  his  drink,  that  Esmond  often  trembled  for  him. 
His  meals  were  served  as  much  as  possible  in  his  own  chamber, 
though  frequently  he  made  his  appearance  in  Lady  Castle- 
wood's  parlour  and  drawing-room,  calling  Beatrix  "sister,"  and 
her  ladyship  "mother"  or  "madam,"  before  the  servants. 
And  choosing  to  act  entirely  up  to  the  part  of  brother  and  son, 
the  Prince  sometimes  saluted  Mrs.  Beatrix  and  Lady  Castle- 
wood  with  a  freedom  which  his  secretary  did  not  like,  and 
which,  for  his  part,  set  Colonel  Esmond  tearing  with  rage. 

The  guests  had  not  been  three  days  in  the  house  when 
poor  Jack  Lockwood  came  with  a  rueful  countenance  to  his 
master,  and  said  :  "  My  lord,  that  is — the  gentleman,  has  been 
tampering  with  Mrs.  Lucy  "  (Jack's  sweetheart),  "  and  given  her 
guineas  and  a  kiss."  I  fear  that  Colonel  Esmond's  mind  was 
rather  relieved,  than  otherwise,  when  he  found  that  the  ancillary 
beauty  was  the  one  whom  the  Prince  had  selected.  His  royal 
tastes  were  known  to  lie  that  way,  and  continued  so  in  after 
life.  The  heir  of  one  of  the  greatest  names,  of  the  greatest 
kingdoms,  and  of  the  greatest  misfortunes  in  Europe,  was  often 
content  to  lay  the  dignity  of  his  birth  and  grief  at  the  wooden 
shoes  of  a  French  chamber-maid,  and  to  repent  afterwards  (for 
he  was  very  devout)  in  ashes  taken  from  the  dust-pan.  'Tis 
for  mortals  such  as  these  that  nations  suffer,  that  parties 
struggle,  that  warriors  fight  and  bleed.  A  year  afterwards 
gallant  heads  were  falling,  and  Nithsdale  in  escape,  and 
Derwentwater  on  the  scaffold,  whilst  the  heedless  ingrate, 
for  whom  they  risked  and  lost  all,  was  tippling  with  his 
seraglio  of  mistresses  in  his  petite  viaison  of  Chaillot. 

Blushing  to  be  forced  to  bear  such  an  errand,  Esmond 
had  to  go  to  the  Prince  and  warn  him  that  the  girl  whom  His 
Highness  was  bribing  was  John  Lockwood's  sweetheart,  an 
honest  resolute  man  who  had  served  in  six  campaigns,  and 
feared  nothing,  and  who  knew  that  the  person  calling  himself 
Lord  Castlewood  was  not  his  young  master ;  and  the  Colonel 
besought  the  Prince  to  consider  what  the  effect  of  a  single 
man's  jealousy  might  be,  and  to  think  of  other  designs  he  had 
in  hand,  more  important  than  the  seduction  of  a  waiting-maid 
and  the  humiliation  of  a  brave  man. 


464      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Ten  times,  perhaps,  in  the  course  of  as  many  days,  Mr. 
Esmond  had  to  warn  the  royal  young  adventurer  of  some  im- 
prudence or  some  freedom.  He  received  these  remonstrances 
very  testily,  save  perhaps  in  this  affair  of  poor  Lockwood's, 
when  he  deigned  to  burst  out  a-laughing,  and  said,  "What! 
the  soubrette  has  peached  to  the  amoureiix,  and  Crispin  is 
angry,  and  Crispin  has  served,  and  Crispin  has  been  a  corporal, 
has  he?  Tell  him  we  will  reward  his  valour  with  a  pair  of 
colours,  and  recompense  his  fidelity." 

Colonel  Esmond  ventured  to  utter  some  other  words  of 
entreaty ;  but  the  Prince,  stamping  imperiously,  cried  out, 
"  Assez,  milord :  je  m'ennuye  ^  la  preche  ;  I  am  not  come  to 
London  to  go  to  the  sermon."  And  he  complained  afterwards 
to  Castlewood  that  "  le  petit  jaune,  le  noir  Colonel,  le  Marquis 
Misantrope,"  (by  which  facetious  names  His  Royal  Highness 
was  pleased  to  designate  Colonel  Esmond,)  "fatigued  him  with 
his  grand  airs  and  virtuous  homilies." 

The  Bishop  of  Rochester,  and  other  gentlemen,  engaged 
in  the  transaction  which  had  brought  the  Prince  over,  waited 
upon  His  Royal  Highness,  constantly  asking  for  my  Lord 
Castlewood  on  their  arrival  at  Kensington,  and  being  openly 
conducted  to'  His  Royal  Highness  in  that  character,  who  re- 
ceived them  either  in  my  lady's  drawing-room  below,  or  above 
in  his  own  apartment ;  and  all  implored  him  to  quit  the  house 
as  little  as  possible,  and  to  wait  there  till  the  signal  should  be 
given  for  him  to  appear.  The  ladies  entertained  him  at  cards, 
over  which  amusement  he  spent  many  hours  in  each  day  and 
night.  He  passed  many  hours  more  inN^drinking,  during  which 
time  he  would  rattle  and  talk  very  agreeably,  and  especially 
if  the  Colonel  was  absent,  whose  presence  always  seemed  to 
frighten  him ;  and  the  poor  "  Colonel  Noir "  took  that  hint 
as  a  command  accordingly,  and  seldom  intruded  his  black  face 
upon  the  convivial  hours  of  this  august  young  prisoner.  Except 
for  those  few  persons  of  whom  the  porter  had  the  list.  Lord 
Castlewood  was  denied  to  all  friends  of  the  house  who  waited 
on  his  lordship.  The  wound  he  had  received  had  broke  out 
again  from  his  journey  on  horseback,  so  the  world  and  the 
domesticks  were  informed.  And  Doctor  A— — .*  his  physi- 
cian, (I  shall  not  mention  his  name,  but  he  was  physician  to 

*  There  can  be  very  little  doubt,  that  the  Doctor  mentioned  liy  my  dear 
father  was  the  famous  Dr.  Arbuthnot. — R.  E.  W, 


Beatrix  speaks  her  Mind  465 

the  Queen,  of  the  Scots  nation,  and  a  man  remarkable  for  his 
benevolence  as  well  as  his  wit,)  gave  orders  that  he  should  be 
kept  perfectly  quiet  until  the  wound  should  heal.  With  this 
gentleman,  who  was  one  of  the  most  active  and  influential  of 
our  party,  and  the  others  before  spoken  of,  the  whole  secret 
lay;  and  it  was  kept  with  so  much  faithfulness,  and  the  story 
we  told  so  simple  and  natural,  that  there  was  no  likelihood  of 
a  discovery  except  from  the  imprudence  of  the  Prince  himself, 
and  an  adventurous  levity  that  we  had  the  greatest  difficulty  to 
control.  As  for  Lady  Castlewood,  although  she  scarce  spoke 
a  word,  'twas  easy  to  gather  from  her  demeanour,  and  one  or 
two  hints  she  dropped,  how  deep  her  mortification  was  at  find- 
ing the  hero  whom  she  had  chosen  to  worship  all  her  life,  (and 
whose  restoration  had  formed  almost  the  most  sacred  part  of 
her  prayers,)  no  more  than  a  man,  and  not  a  good  one.  She 
thought  misfortune  might  have  chastened  him  ;  but  that  in- 
structress had  rather  rendered  him  callous  than  humble.  His 
devotion,  which  was  quite  real,  kept  him  from  no  sin  he  had 
a  mind  to.  His  talk  showed  good-humour,  gaiety,  even  wit 
enough ;  but  there  was  a  levity  in  his  acts  and  words  that 
he  had  brought  from  among  those  libertine  devotees  with 
whom  he  had  been  bred,  and  that  shocked  the  simplicity  and 
purity  of  the  English  lady  whose  guest  he  was.  Esmond 
spoke  his  mind  to  Beatrix  pretty  freely  about  the  Prince, 
getting  her  brother,  too,  to  put  in  a  word  of  warning.  Beatrix 
was  entirely  of  their  opinion  ;  she  thought  he  was  very  light, 
very  light  and  reckless  :  she  could  not  even  see  the  good  looks 
Colonel  Esmond  had  spoken  of  The  Prince  had  bad  teeth, 
and  a  decided  squint.  How  could  we  say  he  did  not  squint  ? 
His  eyes  were  fine,  but  there  was  certainly  a  cast  in  them. 
She  rallied  him  at  table  with  wonderful  wit ;  she  spoke  of 
him  invariably  as  of  a  mere  boy ;  she  was  more  fond  of 
Esmond  than  ever,  praised  him  to  her  brother,  praised  him 
to  the  Prince  when  His  Royal  Highness  was  pleased  to  sneer 
at  the  Colonel,  and  warmly  espoused  his  cause :  "  And  if 
your  Majesty  does  not  give  him  the  Garter  his  father  had, 
when  the  Marquis  of  Esmond  comes  to  your  Majesty's  Court, 
I  will  hang  myself  in  my  own  garters,  or  will  cry  my  eyes  out." 
"  Rather  than  lose  those,"  says  the  Prince,  "  he  shall  be  made 
Archbishop  and  Colonel  of  the  Guard  "  (it  was  Frank  Castle- 
wood who  told  me  of  this  conversation  over  their  supper). 
"Yes,"  cries  she,  with  one  of  her  laughs — I  fancy  I  hear  it 

2  G 


466      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

now.  Thirty  years  afterwards  I  hear  that  deUghtful  musick. 
"  Yes,  he  shall  be  Archbishop  of  Esmond  and  Marquis  of 
Canterbury." 

"And  what  will  your  ladyship  be?"  says  the  Prince;  "you 
have  but  to  choose  your  place." 

"  I,"  says  Beatrix,  "  will  be  mother  of  the  maids  to  the 
Queen  of  His  Majesty  King  James  the  Third — Vive  le  Roy  ! " 
and  she  made  him  a  great  curtsey,  and  drank  a  part  of  a  glass 
of  wine  in  his  honour. 

"The  Prince  seized  hold  of  the  glass  and  drank  the  last 
drop  of  it,"  Castlewood  said,  "and  my  mother,  looking  very 
anxious,  rose  up  and  asked  leave  to  retire.  But  that  Trix  is 
my  mother's  daughter,  Harry,"  Frank  continued,  "I  don't 
know  what  a  horrid  fear  I  should  have  of  her.  I  wish — I 
wish  this  business  were  over.  You  are  older  than  I  am,  and 
wiser,  and  better,  and  I  owe  you  everything,  and  would  die 
for  you — -before  George  I  would ;  but  I  wish  the  end  of  this 
were  come." 

Neither  of  us  very  likely  passed  a  tranquil  night ;  horrible 
doubts  and  torments  racked  Esmond's  soul ;  'twas  a  scheme 
of  personal  ambition,  a  daring  stroke  for  a  selfish  end, — he 
knew  it.  What  cared  he,  in  his  heart,  who  was  King  ?  ^\''ere 
not  his  very  sympathies  and  secret  convictions  on  the  other 
side— on  the  side  of  People,  Parliament,  Freedom?  And 
here  was  he,  engaged  for  a  Prince  that  had  scarce  heard  the 
word  liberty ;  that  priests  and  women,  tyrants  by  nature  both, 
made  a  tool  of  The  ^Misanthrope  was  in  no  better  humour 
after  hearing  that  story,  and  his  grim  face  more  black  and 
yellow  than  ever. 


She  swept  out  of  the  room  with  the  air  of  an  empress 


CHAPTER  X 


WE  ENTERTAIN  A  VERY  DISTINGUISHED  GUEST  AT  KENSINGTON 


SHOULD  any  clue  be  found  to  the  dark  intrigues  at  the 
latter  end  of  Queen   Anne's  time,  or  any  historian  be 
inclined  to  follow  it,   'twill  be  discovered,  I  have  little 
doubt,  that  not  one  of  the  great  personages  about  the  Queen 
had  a  defined  scheme  of  policy,  independent  of  that  private 
and  selfish  interest  which  each  was  bent  on  pursuing  :  St.  John 

was  for  St.  John,  and  Harley  for  Oxford,  and  Marlborough  for 

467 


468      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

John  Churchill,  always ;  and  according  as  they  could  get  help 
from  St.  Germains  or  Hanover,  they  sent  over  proffers  of  alle- 
giance to  the  Princes  there,  or  betrayed  one  to  the  other :  one 
cause,  or  one  sovereign,  was  as  good  as  another  to  them,  so 
that  they  could  hold  the  best  place  under  him;  and  like  Lockit 
and  Peachem,  the  Newgate  chiefs  in  the  Rogues'  Opera  Mr. 
Gay  wrote  afterwards,  had  each  in  his  hand  documents  and 
proofs  of  treason  which  would  hang  the  other,  only  he  did  not 
dare  to  use  the  weapon,  for  fear  of  that  one  which  his  neigh- 
bour also  carried  in  his  pocket.  Think  of  the  great  Marl- 
borough, the  greatest  subject  in  all  the  world,  a  conqueror  of 
princes,  that  had  marched  victorious  over  Germany,  Flanders, 
and  France,  that  had  given  the  law  to  sovereigns  abroad,  and 
been  worshipped  as  a  divinity  at  home,  forced  to  sneak  out 
of  England, — his  credit,  honours,  places,  all  taken  from  him ; 
his  friends  in  the  army  broke  and  ruined ;  and  flying  before 
Harley,  as  abject  and  powerless  as  a  poor  debtor  before  a 
bailiff  with  a  writ.  A  paper  of  which  Harley  got  possession, 
and  showing  beyond  doubt  that  the  Duke  was  engaged 
with  the  Stuart  family,  was  the  weapon  with  which  the 
Treasurer  drove  Marlborough  out  of  the  kingdom.  He  fled 
to  Antwerp,  and  began  intriguing  instantly  on  the  other 
side,  and  came  back  to  England,  as  all  know,  a  Whig  and 
a  Hanoverian. 

Though  the  Treasurer  turned  out  of  the  army  and  office 
every  man,  military  or  civil,  known  to  be  the  Duke's  friend, 
and  gave  the  vacant  posts  among  the  Tory  party,  he,  too,  was 
playing  the  double  game  between  Hanover  and  St.  Germains, 
awaiting  the  expected  catastrophe  of  the  Queen's  death  to  be 
Master  of  the  State,  and  offer  it  to  either  family  that  should 
bribe  him  best,  or  that  the  nation  should  declare  for.  Which- 
ever the  King  was,  Harley's  object  was  to  reign  over  him ; 
and  to  this  end  he  supplanted  the  former  famous  favourite, 
decried  the  actions  of  the  war  which  had  made  Marlborough's 
name  illustrious,  and  disdained  no  more  than  the  great  fallen 
competitor  of  his,  the  meanest  arts,  flatteries,  intimidations, 
that  would  secure  his  power.  If  the  greatest  satirist  the  world 
ever  hath  seen  had  writ  against  Harley,  and  not  for  him,  what 
a  history  had  he  left  behind  of  the  last  years  of  Queen  Anne's 
reign  !  But  Swift,  that  scorned  all  mankind,  and  himself  not 
the  least  of  all,  had  this  merit  of  a  faithful  partisan,  that  he 
loved  those  chiefs  who  treated  him  well,  and  stuck  by  Harley 


St.  John  against  Harley  469 

bravely  in  his  fall,  as  he  gallantly  had  supported  him  in  his 
better  fortune. 

Incomparably  more  brilliant,  more  splendid,  eloquent,  ac- 
complished, than  his  rival,  the  great  St.  John  could  be  as 
selfish  as  Oxford  was,  and  could  act  the  double  part  as  skil- 
fully as  ambidextrous  Churchill.  He  whose  talk  was  always 
of  liberty,  no  more  shrunk  from  using  persecution  and  the 
pillory  against  his  opponents  than  if  he  had  been  at  Lisbon 
and  Grand  Inquisitor.  This  lofty  patriot  was  on  his  knees  at 
Hanover  and  St.  Germains  too ;  notoriously  of  no  religion, 
he  toasted  Church  and  Queen  as  boldly  as  the  stupid  Sache- 
verel,  whom  he  used  and  laughed  at ;  and  to  serve  his  turn, 
and  to  overthrow  his  enemy,  he  could  intrigue,  coax,  bully, 
wheedle,  fawn  on  the  Court-favourite,  and  creep  up  the  back- 
stair  as  silently  as  Oxford  who  supplanted  Marlbopough,  and 
whom  he  himself  supplanted.  The  crash  of  my  Lord  Oxford 
happened  at  this  very  time  whereat  my  history  is  now  arrived. 
He  was  come  to  the  very  last  days  of  his  power,  and  the  agent 
whom  he  employed  to  overthrow  the  conqueror  of  Blenheim, 
was  now  engaged  to  upset  the  conqueror's  conqueror,  and 
hand  over  the  staff  of  government  to  Bolingbroke,  who  had 
been  panting  to  hold  it. 

In  expectation  of  the  stroke  that  was  now  preparing,  the 
Irish  regiments  in  the  French  service  were  all  brought  round 
about  Boulogne  in  Picardy,  to  pass  over,  if  need  were,  with  the 
Duke  of  Berwick  ;  the  soldiers  of  France  no  longer,  but  subjects 
of  James  the  Third  of  England  and  Ireland  King.  The  fidelity 
of  the  great  mass  of  the  Scots  (though  a  most  active,  resolute, 
and  gallant  Whig  party,  admirably  and  energetically  ordered 
and  disciplined,  was  known  to  be  in  Scotland  too)  was 
notoriously  unshaken  in  their  King.  A  very  great  body  of 
Tory  clergy,  nobility,  and  gentry,  were  publick  partisans  of  the 
exiled  Prince ;  and  the  indifferents  might  be  counted  on  to 
cry  King  George  or  King  James,  according  as  either  should 
prevail.  The  Queen,  especially  in  her  latter  days,  inclined 
towards  her  own  family.  The  Prince  was  lying  actually  in 
London,  within  a  stone's-cast  of  his  sister's  palace;  the  first 
minister  toppling  to  his  fall,  and  so  tottering  that  the  weakest 
push  of  a  woman's  finger  would  send  him  down  ;  and  as  for 
Bolingbroke,  his  successor,  we  know  on  whose  side  his  power 
and  his  splendid  eloquence  would  be  on  the  day  when  the 
Queen  should  appear  openly  before  her  Council  and  say : 


470      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

"  This,  my  lords,  is  my  brother ;  here  is  my  father's  heir,  and 
mine  after  me." 

During  the  whole  of  the  previous  year  the  Queen  had  had 
many  and  repeated  fits  of  sickness,  fever,  and  lethargy,  and  her 
death  had  been  constantly  looked  for  by  all  her  attendants. 
The  Elector  of  Hanover  had  wished  to  send  his  son,  the  Duke 
of  Cambridge — to  pay  his  court  to  his  cousin  the  Queen,  the 
Elector  said; — in  truth,  to  be  on  the  spot  when  death  should 
close  her  career.  Frightened  perhaps  to  have  such  a  memento 
mori  under  her  royal  eyes,  Her  Majesty  had  angrily  forbidden 
the  young  Prince's  coming  into  England.  Either  she  desired 
to  keep  the  chances  for  her  brother  open  yet ;  or  the  people 
about  her  did  not  wish  to  close  with  the  Whig  candidate  till 
they  could  make  terms  with  him.  The  quarrels  of  her  ministers 
before  her  face  at  the  Council  board,  the  pricks  of  conscience 
very  likely,  the  importunities  of  her  ministers,  and  constant 
turmoil  and  agitation  round  about  her,  had  weakened  and  irri- 
tated the  Princess  extremely ;  her  strength  was  giving  way 
under  these  continual  trials  of  her  temper,  and  from  day  to  day 
it  was  expected  she  must  come  to  a  speedy  end  of  them.  Just 
before  Viscount  Castlewood  and  his  companion  came  from 
France,  Her  Majesty  was  taken  ill.  The  St.  Anthony's  fire 
broke  out  on  the  Royal  legs ;  there  was  no  hurry  for  the  pre- 
sentation of  the  young  lord  at  Court,  or  that  person  who  should 
appear  under  his  name ;  and  my  Lord  A^iscount's  wound  break- 
ing out  opportunely,  he  was  kept  conveniently  in  his  chamber 
until  such  time  as  his  physician  should  allow  him  to  bend  his 
knee  before  the  Queen.  At  the  commencement  of  July,  that 
influential  lady,  with  whom  it  has  been  mentioned  that  our 
party  had  relations,  came  frequently  to  visit  her  young  friend,  the 
Maid  of  Honour,  at  Kensington,  and  my  Lord  Viscount  (the  real 
or  supposititious),  who  was  an  invalid  atLadyCastlewood's  house. 

On  the  27th  day  of  July,  the  lady  in  question,  who  held 
the  most  intimate  post  about  the  Queen,  came  in  her  chair 
from  the  Palace  hard  by,  bringing  to  the  little  party  in  Ken- 
sington Square,  intelligence  of  the  very  highest  importance. 
The  final  blow  had  been  struck,  and  my  Lord  of  Oxford 
and  Mortimer  was  no  longer  Treasurer.  The  staff  was  as  yet 
given  to  no  successor,  though  my  Lord  Bolingbroke  would 
undoubtedly  be  the  man.  And  now  the  time  was  come,  the 
Queen's  Abigail  said  ;  and  now  my  Lord  Castlewood  ought  to 
be  presented  to  the  Sovereign. 


The  Time  was  now  Come  471 

After  that  scene  which  Lord  Castlewood  witnessed  and 
described  to  his  cousin,  who  passed  such  a  miserable  night 
of  mortification  and  jealousy  as  he  thought  over  the  trans- 
action, no  doubt  the  three  persons  who  were  set  by  nature  as 
protectors  over  Beatrix  came  to  the  same  conclusion,  that  she 
must  be  removed  from  the  presence  of  a  man  whose  desires 
towards  her  were  expressed  only  too  clearly,  and  who  was  no 
more  scrupulous  in  seeking  to  gratify  them  than  his  father  had 
been  before  him.  I  suppose  Esmond's  mistress,  her  son,  and  the 
Colonel  himself  had  been  all  secretly  debating  this  matter  in 
their  minds  ;  for  when  Frank  broke  out,  in  his  blunt  way,  with, 
"  I  think  Beatrix  had  best  be  anywhere  but  here,"  Lady 
Castlewood  said,  "  I  thank  you,  Frank,  I  have  thought  so 
too ; "  and  Mr.  Esmond,  though  he  only  remarked  that  it  was 
not  for  him  to  speak,  showed  plainly,  by  the  delight  on  his 
countenance,  how  very  agreeable  that  proposal  was  to  him. 

"One  sees  that  you  think  with  us,  Henry,"  says  the 
viscountess,  with  ever  so  little  of  sarcasm  in  her  tone  :  "  Beatrix 
is  best  out  of  this  house  whilst  we  have  our  guest  in  it,  and 
as  soon  as  this  morning's  business  is  done  she  ought  to  quit 
London." 

"  What  morning's  business  ?  "  asked  Colonel  Esmond,  not 
knowing  what  had  been  arranged,  though  in  fact  the  stroke 
next  in  importance  to  that  of  bringing  the  Prince,  and  of  having 
him  acknowledged  by  the  Queen,  was  now  being  performed 
at  the  very  moment  we  three  were  conversing  together. 

The  Court  lady  with  whom  our  plan  was  concerted,  and 
who  was  a  chief  agent  in  it,  the  Court  physician,  and  the 
Bishop  of  Rochester,  who  were  the  other  two  most  active  par- 
ticipators in  our  plan,  had  held  many  councils  in  our  house  at 
Kensington  and  elsewhere,  as  to  the  means  best  to  be  adopted 
for  presenting  our  young  adventurer  to  his  sister  the  Queen. 
The  simple  and  easy  plan  proposed  by  Colonel  Esmond  had 
been  agreed  to  by  all  parties,  which  was  that  on  some  rather 
private  day,  when  there  were  not  many  persons  about  the 
Court,  the  Prince  should  appear  there  as  my  Lord  Castlewood, 
should  be  greeted  by  his  sister-in-waiting,  and  led  by  that 
Other  Lady  into  the  closet  of  the  Queen.  And  according  to 
Her  Majesty's  health  or  humour,  and  the  circumstances  that 
might  arise  during  the  interview,  it  was  to  be  left  to  the  dis- 
cretion of  those  present  at  it,  and  to  the  Prince  himself,  whether 
he  should  declare  that  it  was  the  Queen's  own  brother,  or  the 


472      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

brother  of  Beatrix  Esmond,  who  kissed  her  Royal  hand.  And 
this  plan  being  determined  on,  we  were  all  waiting  in  very 
much  anxiety  for  the  day  and  signal  of  execution. 

Two  mornings  after  that  supper,  it  being  the  27  th  day  of 
July,  the  Bishop  of  Rochester  breakfasting  with  Lady  Castle- 
wood  and  her  family,  and  the  meal  scarce  over,  Doctor  A.'s 
coach  drove  up  to  our  house  at  Kensington,  and  the  Doctor 
appeared  amongst  the  party  there,  enlivening  a  rather  gloomy 
company ;  for  the  mother  and  daughter  had  had  words  in  the 
morning  in  respect  to  the  transactions  of  th^at  supper,  and  other 
adventures  perhaps,  and  on  the  day  succeeding.  Beatrix's 
haughty  spirit  brooked  remonstrances  from  no  superior,  much 
less  from  her  mother,  the  gentlest  of  creatures,  whom  the 
girl  commanded  rather  than  obeyed.  And  feeling  she  was 
wrong,  and  that  by  a  thousand  coquetries  (which  she  could 
no  more  help  exercising  on  every  man  that  came  near  her 
than  the  sun  can  help  shining  on  great  and  small)  she  had 
provoked  the  Prince's  dangerous  admiration,  and  allured  him 
to  the  expression  of  it,  she  was  only  the  more  wilful  and 
imperious  the  more  she  felt  her  error. 

To  this  party,  the  Prince  being  served  with  chocolate 
in  his  bed-chamber,  where  he  lay  late  sleeping  away  the 
fumes  of  his  wine,  the  Doctor  came,  and  by  the  urgent  and 
startling  nature  of  his  news  dissipated  instantly  that  private 
and  minor  unpleasantry  under  which  the  family  of  Castle- 
wood  was  labouring. 

He  asked  for  the  Guest ;  the  Guest  was  above  in  his 
own  apartment :  he  bade  Monsieur  Baptiste  go  up  to  his 
master  instantly,  and  requested  that  my  Lord  Viscount  Castle- 
wood  would  straightway  put  his  uniform  on,  and  come  away 
in  the  Doctor's  coach  now  at  the  door. 

He  then  informed  Madam  Beatrix  what  her  part  of  the 
comedy  was  to  be  : — "  In  half-an-hour,"  says  he,  "  Her  Majesty 
and  her  favourite  lady  will  take  the  air  in  the  Cedar-walk 
behind  the  New  Banqueting-house.  Her  Majesty  will  be 
drawn  in  a  garden-chair.  Madam  Beatrix  Esmond  and  her 
brother  my  Lord  Viscou?it  Castlctvood  will  be  walking  in  the 
private  garden  (here  is  Lady  Masham's  key),  and  will  come 
unawares  upon  the  Royal  party.  The  man  that  draws  the 
chair  will  retire,  and  leave  the  Queen,  the  favourite,  and 
the  Maid  of  Honour,  and  her  brother  together ;  Mrs.  Beatrix 
will  present   her   brother,    and   then ! — and   then,    my    Lord 


The  Meeting  at  Kensington         473 

Bishop  will  pray  for  the  result  of  the  interview,  and  his  Scots 
clerk  will  say  Amen  !  Quick,  put  on  your  hood.  Madam 
Beatrix ;  why  doth  not  His  Majesty  come  down  ?  Such 
another  chance  may  not  present  itself  for  months  again." 

The  Prince  was  late  and  lazy,  and  indeed  had  all  but  lost 
that  chance  through  his  indolence ;  the  Queen  was  actually 
about  to  leave  the  garden  just  when  the  party  reached  it.  The 
Doctor,  the  Bishop,  the  Maid  of  Honour,  and  her  brother 
went  off  together  in  the  physician's  coach,  and  had  been 
gone  half-an-hour  when  Colonel  Esmond  came  to  Kensington 
Square. 

The  news  of  this  errand,  on  which  Beatrix  was  gone,  of 
course  for  a  moment  put  all  thoughts  of  private  jealousy 
out  of  Colonel  Esmond's  head.  In  half-an-hour  more  the 
coach  returned ;  the  Bishop  descended  from  it  first,  and  gave 
his  arm  to  Beatrix,  who  now  came  out.  His  lordship  went 
back  into  the  carriage  again,  and  the  Maid  of  Honour  entered 
the  house  alone.  We  were  all  gazing  at  her  from  the  upper 
window,  trying  to  read  from  her  countenance  the  result  of  the 
interview  from  which  she  had  just  come. 

She  came  into  the  drawing-room  in  a  great  tremor  and 
very  pale ;  she  asked  for  a  glass  of  water  as  her  mother  went 
to  meet  her,  and  after  drinking  that  and  putting  off  her  hood, 
she  began  to  speak: — "We  may  all  hope  for  the  best,"  says 
she ;  "  it  has  cost  the  Queen  a  fit.     Her  Majesty  was  in  her 

chair,  in  the  Cedar-walk,  accompanied  only  by  Lady , 

when  we  entered  by  the  private  wicket  from  the  west  side 
of  the  garden,  and  turned  towards  her,  the  Doctor  following 
us.  They  waited  in  a  side-walk  hidden  by  the  shrubs,  as  we 
advanced  towards  the  chair.  My  heart  throbbed  so  I  scarce 
could  speak  ;  but  my  Prince  whispered,  '  Courage,  Beatrix,' 
and  marched  on  with  a  steady  step.  His  face  was  a  little 
flushed,  but  he  was  not  afraid  of  the  danger.  He  who  fought 
so  bravely  at  Malplaquet  fears  nothing."  Esmond  and  Castle- 
wood  looked  at  each  other  at  this  compliment,  neither  liking 
the  sound  of  it. 

"The  Prince  uncovered,"  Beatrix  continued,  "and  I  saw 
the  Queen  turning  round  to  Lady  Masham  as  if  asking  who 
these  two  were.  Her  Majesty  looked  very  pale  and  ill,  and 
then  flushed  up,  the  favourite  made  us  a  signal  to  advance, 
and  I  went  up,  leading  my  Prince  by  the  hand,  quite  close  to 
the  chair.     '  Your  Majesty  will  give  my  Lord  Viscount  your 


474      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

hand  to  kiss,'  says  her  lady,  and  the  Queen  put  out  her  hand, 
which  the  Prince  kissed,  kneeUng  on  his  knee,  he  who  should 
kneel  to  no  mortal  man  or  woman. 

" '  You  have  been  long  from  England,  my  lord,'  says  the 
Queen:  'why  were  you  not  here  to  give  a  home  to  your 
mother  and  sister  ? ' 

" '  I  am  come,  Madam,  to  stay  now,  if  the  Queen  desires 
me,'  says  the  Prince,  with  another  low  bow. 

" '  You  have  taken  a  foreign  wife,  my  lord,  and  a  foreign 
religion ;  was  not  that  of  England  good  enough  for  you  ? ' 

"  '  In  returning  to  my  father's  Church,'  says  the  Prince,  '  I 
do  not  love  my  mother  the  less,  nor  am  I  the  less  faithful 
servant  of  your  Majesty.' 

"  Here,"  says  Beatrix,  "the  favourite  gave  me  a  little  signal 
with  her  hand  to  fall  back,  which  I  did,  though  I  died  to  hear 
what  should  pass ;  and  whispered  something  to  the  Queen, 
which  made  Her  Majesty  start,  and  utter  one  or  two  words  in 
a  hurried  manner,  looking  towards  the  Prince,  and  catching 
hold  with  her  hand  of  the  arm  of  her  chair.  He  advanced 
still  nearer  towards  it ;  he  began  to  speak  very  rapidly ;  I 
caught  the  words,  '  Father,  blessing,  forgiveness,' — and  then 
presently  the  Prince  fell  on  his  knees,  took  from  his  breast 
a  paper  he  had  there,  handed  it  to  the  Queen,  who,  as  soon 
as  she  saw  it,  flung  up  both  her  arms  with  a  scream,  and  took 
away  that  hand  nearest  the  Prince,  and  which  he  endeavoured 
to  kiss.  He  went  on  speaking  with  great  animation  of  gesture, 
now  clasping  his  hands  together  on  his  heart,  now  opening 
them  as  though  to  say,  '  I  am  here,  your  brother,  in  your 
power.'  Lady  Masham  ran  round  on  the  other  side  of  the 
chair,  kneeling  too,  and  speaking  with  great  energy.  She 
clasped  the  Queen's  hand  on  her  side,  and  picked  up  the 
paper  Her  Majesty  had  let  fall.  The  Prince  rose  and  made 
a  further  speech,  as  though  he  would  go ;  the  favourite  on 
the  other  hand  urging  her  mistress,  and  then  running  back 
to  the  Prince,  brought  him  back  once  more  close  to  the  chair. 
Again  he  knelt  down  and  took  the  Queen's  hand,  which  she 
did  not  withdraw,  kissing  it  a  hundred  times ;  my  lady  all  the 
time,  with  sobs  and  supplications,  speaking  over  the  chair. 
This  while  the  Queen  sat  with  a  stupefied  look,  crumpling  the 
paper  with  one  hand,  as  my  Prince  embraced  the  other :  then 
of  a  sudden  she  uttered  several  piercing  shrieks,  and  burst 
into  a  great  fit  of  hysterick  tears  and  laughter.     'Enough, 


Three  against  One  475 

enough,  sir,  for  this  time,'  I  heard  Lady  Masham  say ;  and 
the  chairman,  who  had  withdrawn  round  the  Banqueting-room, 
came  back,  alarmed  by  the  cries.  '  Quick,'  says  Lady  Masham, 
'  get  some  help,'  and  I  ran  towards  the  Doctor,  who,  with 
the  Bishop  of  Rochester,  came  up  instantly.  Lady  Masham 
whispered  the  Prince  he  might  hope  for  the  very  best ;  and  to 
be  ready  to-morrow ;  and  he  hath  gone  away  to  the  Bishop  of 
Rochester's  house,  to  meet  several  of  his  friends  there.  And 
so  the  great  stroke  is  struck,"  says  Beatrix,  going  down  on  her 
knees,  and  clasping  her  hands;  "God  save  the  King!  God 
save  the  King." 

Beatrix's  tale  told,  and  the  young  lady  herself  calmed 
somewhat  of  her  agitation,  we  asked  with  regard  to  the  Prince, 
who  was  absent  with  Bishop  Atterbury,  and  were  informed 
that  'twas  likely  he  might  remain  abroad  the  whole  day. 
Beatrix's  three  kinsfolk  looked  at  one  another  at  this  in- 
telligence ;  'twas  clear  the  same  thought  was  passing  through 
the  minds  of  all. 

But  who  should  begin  to  break  the  news?  Monsieur 
Baptiste,  that  is  Frank  Castlewood,  turned  very  red,  and 
looked  towards  Esmond ;  the  Colonel  bit  his  lips,  and  fairly 
beat  a  retreat  into  the  vvindow  :  it  was  Lady  Castlewood  that 
opened  upon  Beatrix  with  the  news  which  we  knew  would 
do  anything  but  please  her. 

"  We  are  glad,"  says  she,  taking  her  daughter's  hand,  and 
speaking  in  a  gentle  voice,  "that  the  guest  is  away." 

Beatrix  drew  back  in  an  instant,  looking  round  her  at  us 
three,  and  as  if  divining  a  danger.  "  Why  glad  ?  "  says  she, 
her  breast  beginning  to  heave ;  "  are  you  so  soon  tired  of  him  ?  " 

"We  think  one  of  us  is  devilishly  too  fond  of  him,"  cries 
out  Frank  Castlewood. 

"  And  which  is  it — you,  my  lord  ?  or  is  it  mamma,  who  is 
jealous  because  he  drinks  my  health  ?  or  is  it  the  head  of  the 
family  "  (here  she  turned  with  an  imperious  look  towards  Colonel 
Esmond)  "  who  has  taken  of  late  to  preach  the  King  sermons  ?  " 

"We  do  not  say  you  are  too  free  with  His  Majesty." 

"  I  thank  you,  madam,"  says  Beatrix,  with  a  toss  of  the 
head  and  a  curtsey. 

But  her  mother  continued,  with  very  great  calmness  and 
dignity :  "  At  least  we  have  not  said  so,  though  we  might, 
were  it  possible  for  a  mother  to  say  such  words  to  her  own 
daughter,  your  father's  daughter." 


476      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

'■'■Eh!  771011  pere"  breaks  out  Beatrix,  "was  no  better  than 
other  persons'  fathers ; "  and  again  she  looked  towards  the 
Colonel. 

We  all  felt  a  shock  as  she  uttered  those  two  or  three  French 
words ;  her  manner  was  exactly  imitated  from  that  of  our 
foreign  guest. 

"  You  had  not  learned  to  speak  French  a  month  ago, 
Beatrix,"  says  her  mother  sadly,  "nor  to  speak  ill  of  your 
father." 

Beatrix,  no  doubt,  saw  that  slip  she  had  made  in  her  flurry, 
for  she  blushed  crimson.  "  I  have  learnt  to  honour  the  King," 
says  she,  drawing  up,  "and  'twere  as  well  that  others  suspected 
neither  His  Majesty  nor  me." 

"  If  you  respected  your  mother  a  little  more,"  Frank  said, 
"  Trix,  you  would  do  yourself  no  hurt." 

"I  am  no  child,"  says  she,  turning  round  on  him;  "we 
have  lived  very  well  these  five  years  without  the  benefit  of 
your  advice  or  example,  and  I  intend  to  take  neither  now. 
Why  does  not  the  head  of  the  house  speak  ? "  she  went  on  : 
"  he  rules  everything  here.  When  his  chaplain  has  done  singing 
the  psalms,  will  his  lordship  deliver  the  sermon  ?  I  am  tired 
of  the  psalms."  The  Prince  had  used  almost  the  very  same 
words  in  regard  to  Colonel  Esmond  that  the  imprudent  girl 
repeated  in  her  wrath. 

"You  show  yourself  a  very  apt  scholar,  madam,"  says  the 
Colonel ;  and  turning  to  his  mistress  :  "  Did  your  guest  use 
these  words  in  your  ladyship's  hearing,  or  was  it  to  Beatrix  in 
private  that  he  was  pleased  to  impart  his  opinion  regarding 
my  tiresome  sermon  ?  " 

"Have  you  seen  him  alone?"  cries  my  lord,  starting  up 
with  an  oath  :  "  by  God,  have  you  seen  him  alone  ?  " 

"  Were  he  here,  you  wouldn't  dare  so  to  insult  me ;  no, 
you  would  not  dare  ! "  cries  Frank's  sister.  "  Keep  your 
oaths,  my  lord,  for  your  wife ;  we  are  not  used  here  to  such 
language.  'Till  you  came,  there  used  to  be  kindness  between 
me  and  mamma,  and  I  cared  for  her  when  you  never  did, 
when  you  were  away  for  years  with  your  horses,  and  your 
mistress,  and  your  popish  wife." 

"  By   ,"   says    my   lord,    rapping    out   another   oath, 

"  Clotilda  is  an  angel ;  how  dare  you  say  a  word  against 
Clotilda  !  " 

Colonel   Esmond  could  not  refrain  from  a  smile,  to  see 


The  Last  Sally  477 

how  easy  Frank's  attack  was  drawn  off  by  that  feint.  "  I 
fancy  Clotilda  is  not  the  subject  in  hand,"  says  Mr.  Esmond, 
rather  scornfully ;  "  her  ladyship  is  at  Paris,  a  hundred  leagues 
off,  preparing  baby-linen.  It  is  about  my  Lord  Castlewood's 
sister,  and  not  his  wife,  the  question  is." 

"He  is  not  my  Lord  Castlewood,"  says  Beatrix,  "and 
he  knows  he  is  not ;  he  is  Colonel  Francis  Esmond's  son, 
and  no  more,  and  he  wears  a  false  title  ;  and  he  lives  on 
another  man's  land,-  and  he  knows  it."  Here  was  another 
desperate  sally  of  the  poor  beleaguered  garrison,  and  an 
alerte  in  another  quarter.  "  Again,  I  beg  your  pardon,"  says 
Esmond.  "  If  there  are  no  proofs  of  my  claim,  I  have  no 
claim.  If  my  father  acknowledged  no  heir,  yours  was  his 
lawful  successor,  and  my  Lord  Castlewood  hath  as  good  a 
right  to  his  rank  and  small  estate  as  any  man  in  England. 
But  that  again  is  not  the  question,  as  you  know  very  well  : 
let  us  bring  our  talk  back  to  it,  as  you  will  have  me  meddle 
in  it.  And  I  will  give  you  frankly  my  opinion,  that  a  house 
where  a  Prince  lies  all  day,  who  respects  no  woman,  is  no 
house  for  a  young  unmarried  lady  ;  that  you  were  better  in 
the  country  than  here ;  that  he  is  here  on  a  great  end,  from 
which  no  folly  should  divert  him  ;  and  that  having  nobly 
done  your  part  of  this  morning,  Beatrix,  you  should  retire 
off  the  scene  awhile,  and  leave  it  to  the  other  actors  of 
the  play." 

As  the  Colonel  spoke  with  a  perfect  calmness  and  polite- 
ness, such  as  'tis  to  be  hoped  he  hath  always  shown  to  women,* 
his  mistress  stood  by  him  one  side  of  the  table,  and  Frank 
Castlewood  on  the  other,  hemming  in  poor  Beatrix,  that  was 
behind  it,  and,  as  it  were,  surrounding  her  with  our  approaches. 

*  My  dear  father  saith  quite  truly  that  his  manner  towards  our  sex  was 
uniformly  courteous.  From  my  infancy  upwards,  he  treated  me  with  an 
extreme  gentleness,  as  though  I  was  a  little  lady.  I  can  scarce  remember 
(though  I  tried  him  often)  ever  hearing  a  rough  word  from  him,  nor  was 
he  less  grave  and  kind  in  his  manner  to  the  humblest  negresses  on  his 
estate.  He  was  familiar  with  no  one  except  my  mother,  and  it  was 
delightful  to  witness  up  to  the  very  last  days  the  confidence  between  them. 
He  was  obeyed  eagerly  by  all  under  him  ;  and  my  mother  and  all  her 
household  lived  in  a  constant  emulation  to  please  him,  and  quite  a  terror 
lest  in  any  way  they  should  offend  him.  He  was  the  humblest  man,  with 
all  this  ;  the  least  exacting,  the  most  easily  contented  ;  and  Mr.  Benson, 
our  minister  at  Castlewood,  who  attended  him  at  the  last,  ever  said — "  I 
know  not  what  Colonel  Esmond's  doctrine  was,  but  his  life  and  death 
were  those  ot  a  devout  Christian." — R.  E.  W. 


4/8      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Having  twice  sallied  out,  and  been  beaten  back,  she  now,  as 
I  expected,  tried  the  ultima  ratio  of  women,  and  had  recourse 
to  tears.  Her  beautiful  eyes  filled  with  them.  I  never  could 
bear  in  her,  nor  in  any  woman,  that  expression  of  pain.  "  I 
am  alone,"  sobbed  she  ;  "  you  are  three  against  me,  my  brother, 
my  mother,  and  you.  What  have  I  done,  that  you  should 
speak  and  look  so  unkindly  at  me  ?  Is  it  my  fault  that  the 
Prince  should,  as  you  say,  admire  me?  Did  I  bring  him  here? 
Did  I  do  aught  but  what  you  bade  me,  in  making  him  welcome? 
Did  you  not  tell  me  that  our  duty  was  to  die  for  him  ?  Did 
you  not  teach  me,  mother,  night  and  morning,  to  pray  for 
the  King,  before  even  ourselves  ?  What  would  you  have  of 
me,  cousin,  for  you  are  the  chief  of  the  conspiracy  against 
me ;  I  know  you  are,  sir,  and  that  my  mother  and  brother 
are  acting  but  as  you  bid  them ;  whither  would  you  have 
me  go  ?  " 

"I  would  but  remove  from  the  Prince,"  says  Esmond  gravely, 
"a dangerous  temptation.  Heaven  forbid  I  should  say  you  would 
yield  :  I  would  only  have  him  free  of  it.  Your  honour  needs 
no  guardian,  please  God,  but  his  imprudence  doth.  He  is  so 
far  removed  from  all  women  by  his  rank,  that  his  pursuit  of 
them  cannot  but  be  unlawful.  We  would  remove  the  dearest 
and  fairest  of  our  family  from  the  chance  of  that  insult,  and 
that  is  why  we  would  have  you  go,  dear  Beatrix." 

"  Harry  speaks  like  a  book,"  says  Frank,  with  one  of  his 

oaths,  "and  by ,  every  word  he  saith  is  true.     You  can't 

help  being  handsome,  Trix  ;  no  more  can  the  Prince  help 
following  you.  My  counsel  is  that  you  go  out  of  harm's  way ; 
for,  by  the  Lord,  were  the  Prince  to  play  any  tricks  with  you. 
King  as  he  is,  or  is  to  be,  Harry  Esmond  and  I  would  have 
justice  of  him." 

"  Are  not  two  such  champions  enough  to  guard  me  ?  "  says 
Beatrix,  something  sorrowfully ;  "  sure,  with  you  two  watching, 
no  evil  could  happen  to  me." 

"  In  faith,  I  think  not,  Beatrix,"  says  Colonel  Esmond ; 
"  nor  if  the  Prince  knew  us  would  he  try." 

"But  does  he  know  you?"  interposed  Lady  Esmond,  very 
quiet;  "he  comes  of  a  country  where  the  pursuit  of  kings  is 
thought  no  dishonour  to  a  woman.  Let  us  go,  dearest  Beatrix. 
Shall  we  go  to  Walcote  or  to  Castlewood  ?  We  are  best  away 
from  the  city  ;  and  when  the  Prince  is  acknowledged,  and  our 
champions  have  restored  him,  and  he  hath  his  own  house  at 


She  Surrenders  479 

Saint  James's  or  Windsor,  we  can  come  back  to  ours  here. 
Do  you  not  think  so,  Harry  and  Frank  ?  " 

Frank  and  Harry  thought  with  her,  you  may  be  sure. 

"We  will  go  then,"  says  Beatrix,  turning  a  little  pale; 
"  Lady  Masham  is  to  give  me  warning  to-night  how  Her 
Majesty  is,  and  to-morrow " 

"I  think  we  had  best  go  to-day,  my  dear,"  says  my  Lady 
Castlewood  ;  "  we  might  have  the  coach,  and  sleep  at  Hounslow, 
and  reach  home  to-morrow.  'Tis  twelve  o'clock ;  bid  the 
coach,  cousin,  be  ready  at  one." 

"  For  shame  !  "  burst  out  Beatrix,  in  a  passion  of  tears  and 
mortification.  "You  disgrace  me  by  your  cruel  precautions; 
my  own  mother  is  the  first  to  suspect  me,  and  would  take  me 
away  as  my  gaoler.  I  will  not  go  with  you,  mother ;  I  will  go 
as  no  one's  prisoner.  If  I  wanted  to  deceive,  do  you  think  I 
could  find  no  means  of  evading  you  ?  My  family  suspects  me. 
As  those  mistrust  me  that  ought  to  love  me  most,  let  me  leave 
them ;  I  will  go,  but  I  will  go  alone  :  to  Castlewood,  be  it.  I 
have  been  unhappy  there  and  lonely  enough ;  let  me  go  back, 
but  spare  me  at  least  the  humiliation  of  setting  a  watch  over 
my  misery,  which  is  a  trial  I  can't  bear.  Let  me  go  when  you 
will,  but  alone,  or  not  at  all.  You  three  can  stay  and  triumph 
over  my  unhappiness,  and  I  will  bear  it  as  I  have  borne  it 
before.  Let  my  gaoler-in-chief  go  order  the  coach  that  is  to 
take  me  away.  I  thank  you,  Henry  Esmond,  for  your  share  in 
the  conspiracy.  All  my  life  long,  I'll  thank  you,  and  remember 
you ;  and  you,  brother,  and  you,  mother,  how  shall  I  show  my 
gratitude  to  you  for  your  careful  defence  of  my  honour  ?  " 

She  swept  out  of  the  room  with  the  air  of  an  empress, 
flinging  glances  of  defiance  at  us  all,  and  leaving  us  conquerors 
of  the  field,  but  scared,  and  almost  ashamed  of  our  victory.  It 
did  indeed  seem  hard  and  cruel  that  we  three  should  have 
conspired  the  banishment  and  humiliation  of  that  fair  creature. 
We  looked  at  each  other  in  silence ;  'twas  not  the  first  stroke 
by  many  of  our  actions  in  that  unlucky  time,  which,  being 
done,  we  wished  undone.  We  agreed  it  was  best  she  should 
go  alone,  speaking  stealthily  to  one  another,  and  under  our 
breaths,  like  persons  engaged  in  an  act  they  felt  ashamed  in 
doing. 

In  a  half-hour,  it  might  be,  after  our  talk  she  came  back, 
her  countenance  wearing  the  same  defiant  air  which  it  had 
borne  when  she  left  us.     She  held  a  shagreen-case  in  her  hand  ; 


4^0      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

Esmond  knew  it  as  containing  his  diamonds  which  he  had 
given  to  her  for  her  marriage  with  Duke  Hamilton,  and  which 
she  had  worn  so  splendidly  on  the  inauspicious  night  of  the 
Prince's  arrival.  "I  have  brought  back,"  says  she,  "to  the 
Marquis  of  Esmond  the  present  he  deigned  to  make  me  in 
days  when  he  trusted  me  better  than  now.  I  will  never  accept 
a  benefit  or  a  kindness  from  Henry  Esmond  more,  and  I  give 
back  these  family  diamonds,  which  belonged  to  one  king's 
mistress,  to  the  gentleman  that  suspected  I  would  be  another. 
Have  you  been  upon  your  message  of  coach-caller,  my  Lord 
Marquis  ?  Will  you  send  your  valet  to  see  that  I  do  not  run 
away  ?  "  We  were  right,  yet,  by  her  manner,  she  had  put  us 
all  in  the  wrong  ;  we  were  conquerors,  yet  the  honours  of  the 
day  seemed  to  be  with  the  poor  oppressed  girl. 

That  luckless  box  containing  the  stones  had  first  been 
ornamented  with  a  Baron's  coronet,  when  Beatrix  was  engaged 
to  the  young  gentleman  from  whom  she  parted,  and  afterwards 
the  gilt  crown  of  a  Duchess  figured  on  the  cover,  which  also 
poor  Beatrix  was  destined  never  to  wear.  Lady  Castlewood 
opened  the  case  mechanically  and  scarce  thinking  what  she 
did ;  and  behold,  besides  the  diamonds,  Esmond's  present, 
there  lay  in  the  box  the  enamelled  miniature  of  the  late  Duke, 
which  Beatrix  had  laid  aside  with  her  mourning  when  the 
King  came  into  the  house,  and  which  the  poor  heedless  thing 
very  likely  had  forgotten. 

"Do  you  leave  this,  too,  Beatrix?"  says  her  mother,  taking 
the  miniature  out,  and  with  a  cruelty  she  did  not  very  often 
show;  but  there  are  some  moments  when  the  tenderest  women 
are  cruel,  and  some  triumphs  which  angels  can't  forego.* 

Having  delivered  this  stab,  Lady  Esmond  was  frightened 
at  the  effect  of  her  blow.  It  went  to  poor  Beatrix's  heart ;  she^ 
flushed  up  and  passed  a  handkerchief  across  her  eyes,  and 
kissed  the  miniature,  and  put  it  into  her  bosom: — "I  had  forgot 
it,"  says  she ;  "  my  injury  made  me  forget  my  grief,  my  mother 
has  recalled  both  to  me.  Farewell,  mother,  I  think  I  never 
can  forgive  you,  something  hath  broke  between  us  that  no 
tears  nor  years  can  repair ;  I  always  said  I  was  alone,  you 
never  loved  me,  never,  and  were  jealous  of  me  from  the  time 

*  This  remark  shows  how  unjustly  and  contemptuously  even  the  best 
of  men  will  sometimes  ju(li;e  of  our  sex.  Lady  Esmond  had  no  intention 
of  triumjihing  over  her  daughter ;  but  from  a  sense  of  duty  alone  pointed 
out  her  cle[)lorable  wrong.  —  R.  E. 


Proud   Spirits  481 

I  sat  on  my  father's  knee.  Let  me  go  away,  the  sooner  the 
better;  I  can  bear  to  be  with  you  no  more." 

"Go,  child,"  says  her  mother,  still  very  stern,  "go  and 
bend  your  proud  knees  and  ask  forgiveness,  go  pray  in  soli- 
tude for  humility  and  repentance.  'Tis  not  your  reproaches 
that  make  me  unhappy,  'tis  your  hard  heart,  my  poor  Beatrix ; 
may  God  soften  it  and  teach  you  one  day  to  feel  for  your 
mother." 

If  my  mistress  was  cruel,  at  least  she  never  could  be  got 
to  own  as  much.  Her  haughtiness  quite  overtopped  Beatrix's; 
and  if  the  girl  had  a  proud  spirit,  I  very  much  fear  it  came  to 
her  by  inheritance. 


2  H 


"  Has  your  lordship  anything  to  say  ?"  says  the  Prince,  turning  to  Frank 
Castlewood 


CHAPTER  XI 


OUR    GUEST    QUITS    US    AS    NOT    BEING    HOSPITABLE    ENOUGH 

BEATRIX'S  departure  took  place  within  an  hour,  her  maid 
going  with  her  in  the  post-chaise,  and  a  man  armed 
on  the  coach-box  to  prevent  any  danger  of  the  road. 
Esmond  and  Frank  thought  of  escorting  the  carriage,  but  she 
indignantly  refused  their  company,  and  another  man  was  sent 
to  follow  the  coach,  and  not  to  leave  it  till  it  had  passed  over 


A  Ride  to  Hounslow  483 

Hounslow  Heath  on  the  next  day.  And  these  two  form- 
ing the  whole  of  Lady  Castlewood's  male  domesticks,  Mr. 
Esmond's  faithful  John  Lockwood  came  to  wait  on  his  mis- 
tress during  their  absence,  though  he  would  have  preferred 
to  escort  Mrs.  Lucy,  his  sweetheart,  on  her  journey  into  the 
country. 

We  had  a  gloomy  and  silent  meal ;  it  seemed  as  if  a  dark- 
ness was  over  the  house  since  the  bright  face  of  Beatrix  had 
been  withdrawn  from  it.  In  the  afternoon  came  a  message 
from  the  favourite  to  relieve  us  somewhat  from  this  despond- 
ency. "The  Queen  hath  been  much  shaken,"  the  note  said; 
"  she  is  better  now,  and  all  things  will  go  well.  Let  my  Lord 
Casthwood  be  ready  against  we  send  for  him." 

At  night  there  came  a  second  billet :  "  There  hath  been  a 
great  battle  in  Council ;  Lord  Treasurer  hath  broke  his  staff, 
and  hath  fallen  never  to  rise  again ;  no  successor  is  appointed. 
Lord  B  receives  a  great  Whig  company  to-night  at  Golden 

Square.  If  he  is  trimming,  others  are  true.  The  Queen  hath 
no  more  fits,  but  is  a-bed  now,  and  more  quiet.  Be  ready 
against  morning,  when  I  still  hope  all  will  be  well." 

The  Prince  came  home  shortly  after  the  messenger  who 
bore  this  billet  had  left  the  house.  His  Royal  Highness  was 
so  much  the  better  for  the  Bishop's  liquor,  that  to  talk  affairs 
to  him  now  was  of  little  service.  He  was  helped  to  the  Royal 
bed ;  he  called  Castlewood  familiarly  by  his  own  name ;  he 
quite  forgot  the  part  upon  the  acting  of  which  his  crown,  his 
safety,  depended.  'Twas  lucky  that  my  Lady  Castlewood's 
servants  were  out  of  the  way,  and  only  those  heard  him  who 
would  not  betray  him.  He  inquired  after  the  adorable  Beatrix, 
with  a  royal  hiccup  in  his  voice ;  he  was  easily  got  to  bed,  and 
in  a  minute  or  two  plunged  in  that  deep  slumber  and  forget- 
fulness  with  which  Bacchus  rewards  the  votaries  of  that  god. 
We  wished  Beatrix  had  been  there  to  see  him  in  his  cups. 
We  regretted,  perhaps,  that  she  was  gone. 

One  of  the  party  at  Kensington  Square  was  fool  enough 
to  ride  to  Hounslow  that  night,  cora?>i  latronilms,  and  to  the 
inn  which  the  family  used  ordinarily  in  their  journeys  out  of 
London.  Esmond  desired  my  landlord  not  to  acquaint  Madam 
Beatrix  with  his  coming,  and  had  the  grim  satisfaction  of  passing 
by  the  door  of  the  chamber  where  she  lay  with  her  maid,  and 
of  watching  her  chariot  set  forth  in  the  early  morning.  He 
saw  her  smile,  and  slip  money  into  the  man's  hand  who  was 


484      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

ordered  to  ride  behind  the  coach  as  far  as  Bagshot.  The  road 
being  open,  and  the  other  servant  armed,  it  appeared  she  dis- 
pensed with  the  escort  of  a  second  domestick  ;  and  this  fellow 
bidding  his  young  mistress  adieu  with  many  bows,  went  and 
took  a  pot  of  ale  in  the  kitchen,  and  returned  in  company  with 
his  brother  servant,  John  Coachman,  and  his  horses  back  to 
London. 

They  were  not  a  rnile  out  of  Hounslow  when  the  two 
worthies  stopped  for  more  drink,  and  here  they  were  scared 
by  seeing  Colonel  Esmond  gallop  by  them.  The  man  said, 
in  reply  to  Colonel  Esmond's  stern  question,  that  his  young 
mistress  had  sent  her  duty ;  only  that,  no  other  message :  she 
had  had  a  very  good  night,  and  would  reach  Castlewood  by 
nightfall.  The  Colonel  had  no  time  for  further  colloquy,  and 
galloped  on  swiftly,  to  London,  having  business  of  great  im- 
portance there,  as  my  reader  very  well  knoweth.  The  thought 
of  Beatrix  riding  away  from  the  danger  soothed  his  mind  not 
a  little.  His  horse  was  at  Kensington  Square,  (honest  Dapple 
knew  the  way  thither  w-ell  enough,)  before  the  tipsy  guest  of 
last  night  was  awake  and  sober. 

The  account  of  the  previous  evening  was  known  all  over 
the  town  early  next  day.  A  violent  altercation  had  taken 
place  before  the  Queen  in  the  Council-Chamber ;  and  all  the 
coffee-houses  had  their  version  of  the  quarrel.  The  news 
brought  my  Lord  -Bishop  early  to  Kensington  Square,  where 
he  awaited  the  waking  of  his  Royal  master  above  stairs,  and 
spoke  confidently  of  having  him  proclaimed  as  Prince  of 
Wales  and  heir  to  the  throne  before  that  day  was  over.  The 
Bishop  had  entertained  on  the  previous  afternoon  certain  of 
the  most  influential  gentlemen  of  the  true  British  party.  His 
Royal  Highness  had  charmed  all,  both  Scots  and  English, 
Papists  and  Churchmen:  "Even  Quakers,"  says  he,  "were 
at  our  meeting,  and  if  the  stranger  took  a  little  too  much 
British  punch  and  ale,  he  will  soon  grow  more  accustomed 
to  those  liquors  ;  and  my  Lord  Castlewood,"  says  the  Bishop, 
with  a  laugh,  "must  bear  the  cruel  charge  of  having  been  for 
once  in  his  life  a  little  tipsy.  He  toasted  your  lovely  sister 
a  dozen  times,  at  which  we  all  laughed,"  says  the  Bishop, 
"  admiring  so  much  fraternal  affection.  —  Where  is  that 
charming  nymph,  and  why  doth  she  not  adorn  your  lady- 
ship's tea-table  with  her  bright  eyes  ?  " 

Her  ladyship  said  drily,  that  Beatrix  was  not  at  home  that 


News  from   the  Palace 


485 


morning ;  my  Lord  Bishop  was  too  busy  with  great  affairs  to 
trouble  himself  much  about  the  presence  or  absence  of  any 
lady  however  beautiful. 

We  were  yet  at   table  when   Dr.   A came  from  the 

Palace  with  a  look  of  great  alarm ;  the  shocks  the  Queen  had 
had  the  day  before  had  acted  on  her  severely ;  he  had  been 
sent  for,  and  had 
ordered  her  to  be 
blooded.  The  sur- 
geon of  Long  Acre 
had  come  to  cup 
the  Queen,  and  Her 
Majesty  was  now 
more  easy  and 
breathed  more 
freely.  What  made 
us  start  at  the  name 
of  Mr.  Ayme  ?  "  II 
faut  etre  aimable 
pour  etre  aime,"  says 
the  merry  Doctor ; 
Esmond  pulled  his 
sleeve,  and  bade  him 
hush.  It  was  to 
Ayme's  house,  after 
his  fatal  duel,  that 
my  dear  Lord  Castle- 
wood,  Frank's 
father,  had  been 
carried  to  die. 

No  second  visit 
could  be  paid  to  the 
Queen  on  that  day 
at  any  rate;  and 
when  our  guest 
above  gave  his  signal 

that  he  was  awake,  the  Doctor,  the  Bishop,  and  Colonel  Esmond 
waited  upon  the  Prince's  levee,  and  brought  him  their  news, 
cheerful  or  dubious.  The  Doctor  had  to  go  away  presently, 
but  promised  to  keep  the  Prince  constantly  acquainted  with 
what  was  taking  place  at  the  Palace  hard  by.  His  counsel 
was,  and  the  Bishop's,  that  as  soon  as  ever  the  Queen's  malady 


The  two  worthies  .  .    .  were  seared  by  seeing 
Colonel  Esmond  gallop  by  thefn 


486      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

took  a  favourable  turn,  the  Prince  should  be  introduced  to  her 
bedside ;  the  Council  summoned  ;  the  guard  at  Kensington 
and  St.  James's,  of  which  two  regiments  were  to  be  entirely 
relied  on,  and  one  known  not  to  be  hostile,  would  declare 
for  the  Prince,  as  the  Queen  would  before  the  Lords  of  her 
Council,  designating  him  as  the  heir  to  her  throne. 

With  locked  doors,  and  Colonel  Esmond  acting  as  secre- 
tary, the  Prince  and  his  Lordship  of  Rochester  passed  many 
hours  of  this  day  composing  Proclamations  and  Addresses 
to  the  Country,  to  the  Scots,  to  the  Clergy,  to  the  People  of 
London  and  England ;  announcing  the  arrival  of  the  exiled 
descendant  of  three  sovereigns,  and  his  acknowledgment  by 
his  sister,  as  heir  to  the  throne.  Every  safeguard  for  their 
liberties,  the  Church  and  People  could  ask,  was  promised  to 
them.  The  Bishop  could  answer  for  the  adhesion  of  very 
many  prelates,  who  besought  of  their  flocks  and  brother 
ecclesiasticks  to  recognise  the  sacred  right  of  the  future 
Sovereign,  and  to  purge  the  country  of  the  sin  of  rebellion. 

During  the  composition  of  these  papers,  more  messengers 
than  one  came  from  the  Palace,  regarding  the  state  of  the 
August  Patient  there  lying.  At  mid-day  she  was  somewhat 
better ;    at   evening   the   torpor    again    seized   her,    and   she 

wandered    in   her   mind.      At   night    Dr.    A was   with 

us  again,  with  a  report  rather  more  favourable :  no  instant 
danger  at  any  rate  was  apprehended.  In  the  course  of  the 
last  two  years  Her  Majesty  had  had  many  attacks  similar, 
but  more  severe. 

By  this  time  we  had  finished  a  half-dozen  of  Proclamations, 
(the  wording  of  them,  so  as  to  offend  no  parties,  and  not  to 
give  umbrage  to  Whigs  or  Dissenters,  required  very  great 
caution,)  and  the  young  Prince,  who  had  indeed  shown, 
during  a  long  day's  labour,  both  alacrity  at  seizing  the  in- 
formation given  him,  and  ingenuity  and  skill  in  turning 
the  phrases  which  were  to  go  out  signed  by  his  name,  here 
exhibited  a  good-humour  and  thoughtfulness  that  ought  to 
be  set  down  to  his  credit. 

"Were  these  papers  to  be  mislaid,"  says  he,  "or  our 
scheme  to  come  to  mishap,  my  Lord  Esmond's  writing  would 
bring  him  to  a  place  where  I  heartily  hope  never  to  see  him  ; 
and  so,  by  your  leave,  I  will  copy  the  papers  myself,  though 
I  am  not  very  strong  in  spelling ;  and  if  they  are  found  they 
will  implicate  none  but  the  person  they  most  concern  ; "  and 


The  Prince  his  own  Secretary      487 

so,  having  carefully  copied  the  Proclamations  out,  the  Prince 
burned  those  in  Colonel  Esmond's  handwriting :  "  And  now, 
and  now,  gentlemen,"  says  he,  "  let  us  go  to  supper,  and  drink 
a  glass  with  the  ladies.  My  Lord  Esmond,  you  will  sup  with 
us  to-night ;  you  have  given  us  of  late  too  little  of  your 
company." 

The  Prince's  meals  were  commonly  served  in  the  chamber 
which  had  been  Beatrix's  bedroom,  adjoining  that  in  which 
he  slept ;  and  the  dutiful  practice  of  his  entertainers  was 
to  wait  until  their  Royal  Guest  bade  them  take  their  places 
at  table  before  they  sat  down  to  partake  of  the  meal.  On 
this  night,  as  you  may  suppose,  only  Frank  Castlewood  and 
his  mother  were  in  waiting  when  the  supper  was  announced 
to  receive  the  Prince ;  who  had  passed  the  whole  of  the  day 
in  his  own  apartment,  with  the  Bishop  as  his  Minister  of 
State,  and  Colonel  Esmond  officiating  as  Secretary  of  his 
Council. 

The  Prince's  countenance  wore  an  expression  by  no  means 
pleasant,  when,  looking  towards  the  little  company  assembled 
and  waiting  for  him,  he  did  not  see  Beatrix's  bright  face  there 
as  usual  to  greet  him.  He  asked  Lady  Esmond  for  his  fair 
introducer  of  yesterday  :  her  ladyship  only  cast  her  eyes  down, 
and  said  quietly,  Beatrix  could  not  be  of  the  supper  that 
night ;  nor  did  she  show  the  least  sign  of  confusion,  whereas 
Castlewood  turned  red,  and  Esmond  wvas  no  less  embarrassed. 
I  think  women  have  an  instinct  of  dissimulation ;  they  know 
by  nature  how  to  disguise  their  emotions  far  better  than  the 
most  consummate  male  courtiers  can  do.  Is  not  the  better 
part  of  the  life  of  many  of  them  spent  in  hiding  their  feelings, 
in  cajoling  their  tyrants,  in  masking  over  with  fond  smiles 
and  artful  gaiety  their  doubt,  or  their  grief,  or  their  terror? 

Our  guest  swallowed  his  supper  very  sulky;  it  was  not 
till  the  second  bottle  His  Highness  began  to  rally.  When 
Lady  Castlewood  asked  leave  to  depart,  he  sent  a  message 
to  Beatrix,  hoping  she  would  be  present  at  the  next  day's 
dinner,  and  applied  himself  to  drink,  and  to  talk  afterwards, 
for  which  there  was  subject  in  plenty. 

The  next  day  we  heard  from  our  informer  at  Kensington, 
that  the  Queen  was  somewhat  better,  and  had  been  up  for 
an  hour,  though  she  was  not  well  enough  yet  to  receive  any 
visitor. 

At  dinner  a  single  cover  was  laid  for  His  Royal  Highness; 


488      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

and  the  two  gentlemen  alone  waited  on  him.  We  had  had 
a  consultation  in  the  morning  with  Lady  Castlewood,  in 
which  it  had  been  determined,  that  should  His  Highness 
ask  further  questions  about  Beatrix  he  should  be  answered 
by  the  gentlemen  of  the  house. 

He  was  evidently  disturbed  and  uneasy,  looking  towards 
the  door  constantly,  as  if  expecting  some  one.  There  came, 
however,  nobody,  except  honest  John  Lockwood,  when  he 
knocked  with  a  dish,  which  those  within  took  from  him  ;  so 
the  meals  were  always  arranged,  and,  I  beheve,  the  council 
in  the  kitchen  were  of  opinion,  that  my  young  lord  had 
brought  over  a  priest,  who  had  converted  us  all  into  Papists, 
and  that  Papists  were  like  Jews,  eating  together,  and  not 
choosing  to  take  their  meals  in  the  sight  of  Christians. 

The  Prince  tried  to  cover  his  displeasure :  he  was  but  a 
clumsy  dissembler  at  that  time,  and  when  out  of  humour, 
could  with  difficulty  keep  a  serene  countenance ;  and  having 
made  some  foolish  attempts  at  trivial  talk,  he  came  to  his 
point  presently,  and  in  as  easy  a  manner  as  he  could,  saying 
to  Lord  Castlewood,  he  hoped,  he  requested,  his  lordship's 
mother  and  sister  would  be  of  the  supper  that  night.  As  the 
time  hung  heavy  on  him,  and  he  must  not  go  abroad,  would 
not  Miss  Beatrix  hold  him  company  at  a  game  of  cards  ? 

At  this,  looking  up  at  Esmond,  and  taking  the  signal 
from  him,  Lord  Castlewood  informed  His  Royal  Highness* 
that  his  sister  Beatrix  was  not  at  Kensington,  and  that  her 
family  had  thought  it  best  she  should  quit  the  town. 

"  Not  at  Kensington  !  "  says  he  ;  '"  is  she  ill  ?  she  was  well 
yesterday  ;  wherefore  should  she  quit  the  town  ?  Is  it  at  your 
orders,  my  lord,  or  Colonel  Esmond's,  who  seems  the  master 
of  this  house  ?  " 

"Not  of  this,  sir,"  says  Frank  very  nobly;  "only  of  our 
house  in  the  country,  which  he  hath  given  to  us.  This  is  my 
mother's  house,  and  Walcote  is  my  father's,  and  the  Marquis 
of  Esmond  knows  he  hath  but  to  give  his  word  and  I  return 
his  to  him." 

"  The  Marquis  of  Esmond  ! — the  Marquis  of  Esmond," 
says  the  Prince,  tossing  off  a  glass,  "  meddles  too  much  with 
my  affairs,  and  presumes  on  the  service  he  hath  done  me.     If 

■  In  London  we  addressed  the  Prince  as  Royal  Highness,  invarial)]y  ; 
though  the  women  persisted  in  giving  him  the  title  of  King. 


Le  Prince  se  Fache  489 

you  want  to  carry  your  suit  with  Beatrix,  my  lord,  by  blocking 
her  up  in  gaol,  let  me  tell  you  that  is  not  the  way  to  win  a 
woman." 

"  I  was  not  aware,  sir,  that  I  had  spoken  of  my  suit  to 
Madam  Beatrix  to  your  Royal  Highness." 

"  Bah,  bah.  Monsieur  !  we  need  not  be  a  conjurer  to  see 
that.  It  makes  itself  seen  at  all  moments.  You  are  jealous, 
my  lord,  and  the  Maid  of  Honour  cannot  look  at  another  face 
without  yours  beginning  to  scowl.  That  which  you  do  is  un- 
worthy. Monsieur ;  is  inhospitable — is — is  lache,  yes  lache  :  " 
(he  spoke  rapidly  in  French,  his  rage  carrying  him  away  with 
each  phrase  :)  "  I  come  to  your  house ;  I  risk  my  life ;  I  pass 
it  in  ennui ;  I  repose  myself  on  your  fidelity ;  I  have  no 
company,  but  your  lordship's  sermons  or  the  conversations 
of  that  adorable  young  lady,  and  you  take  her  from  me ;  and 
you,  you  rest  !  Merci,  Monsieur  !  I  shall  thank  you  when  I 
have  the  means ;  I  shall  know  to  recompense  a  devotion, 
a  little  importunate,  my  lord, — a  little  importunate.  For  a 
month  past  your  airs  of  protector  have  annoyed  me  beyond 
measure.  You  deign  to  offer  me  the  crown,  and  bid  me 
take  it  on  my  knees  like  King  John — eh  !  I  know  my  history. 
Monsieur,  and  mock  myself  of  frowning  barons.  I  admire 
your  mistress,  and  you  send  her  to  a  Bastille  of  the  Province ; 
I  enter  your  house,  and  you  mistrust  me.  I  will  leave  it. 
Monsieur ;  from  to-night,  I  will  leave  it.  I  have  other  friends, 
whose  loyalty  will  not  be  so  ready  to  question  mine.  If  I 
have  garters  to  give  away,  'tis  to  noblemen  who  are  not  so 
ready  to  think  evil.  Bring  me  a  coach  and  let  me  quit  this 
place,  or  let  the  fair  Beatrix  return  to  it.  I  will  not  have  your 
hospitality  at  the  expense  of  the  freedom  of  that  fair  creature." 

This  harangue  was  uttered  wdth  rapid  gesticulations  such 
as  the  French  use,  and  in  the  language  of  that  nation  :  the 
Prince  striding  up  and  down  the  room  ;  his  face  flushed,  and 
his  hands  trembhng  with  anger.  He  was  very  thin  and  frail 
from  repeated  illness  and  a  life  of  pleasure.  Either  Castle- 
wood  or  Esmond  could  have  broke  him  across  their  knee, 
and  in  half-a-minute's  struggle  put  an  end  to  him  ;  and  here 
he  was  insulting  us  both,  and  scarce  deigning  to  hide  from 
the  two  whose  honour  it  most  concerned,  the  passion  he  felt 
for  the  young  lady  of  our  family.  My  Lord  Castlewood 
replied  to  the  Prince's  tirade  very  nobly  and  simply. 

"  Sir,"  says  he,  "  your  Royal  Highness  is  pleased  to  forget 


490      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

that  others  risk  their  Hves,  and  for  your  cause.  Very  few 
Englishmen,  please  God,  would  dare  to  lay  hands  on  your 
sacred  person,  though  none  would  ever  think  of  respecting 
ours.  Our  family's  lives  are  at  your  service,  and  everything 
we  have  except  our  honour." 

"  Honour  !  bah,  sir,  who  ever  thought  of  hurting  your 
honour  ?  "  says  the  Prince,  with  a  peevish  air. 

"We  implore  your  Royal  Highness,  never  to  think  of  hurt- 
ing it,"  says  Lord  Castlewood,  with  a  low  bow.  The  night  being 
warm,  the  windows  were  open  both  towards  the  Gardens  and 
the  Square.  Colonel  Esmond  heard  through  the  closed  door 
the  voice  of  a  watchman,  calling  the  hour,  in  the  Square  on 
the  other  side.  He  opened  the  door  communicating  with  the 
Prince's  room ;  Martin,  the  servant  that  had  rode  with  Beatrix 
to  Hounslow,  was  just  going  out  of  the  chamber  as  Esmond 
entered  it,  and  when  the  fellow  was  gone,  and  the  watchman 
again  sang  his  cry  of  "  Past  ten  o'clock,  and  a  star-light 
night,"  Esmond  spoke  to  the  Prince  in  a  low  voice,  and  said, 
"Your  Royal  Highness  hears  that  man." 

"Apres,  Monsieur?"  says  the  Prince. 

"  I  have  but  to  beckon  him  from  the  window,  and  send 
him  fifty  yards,  and  he  returns  with  a  guard  of  men,  and  I 
deliver  up  to  him  the  body  of  the  person  calling  himself 
James  the  Third,  for  whose  capture  Parliament  hath  offered 
a  reward  of  ^5000,  as  your  Royal  Highness  saw  on  our  ride 
from  Rochester.  I  have  but  to  say  the  word,  and,  by  the 
Heaven  that  made  me,  I  would  say  it,  if  I  thought  the 
Prince,  for  his  honour's  sake,  would  not  desist  from  insulting 
ours.  But  the  first  gentleman  of  England  knows  his  duty  too 
well  to  forget  himself  with  the  humblest,  or  peril  his  crown 
for  a  deed  that  were  shameful  if  it  were  done." 

"  Has  your  lordship  anything  to  say,"  says  the  Prince, 
turning  to  Frank  Castlewood,  and  quite  pale  with  anger ; 
"any  threat  or  any  insult  with  which  you  would  like  to  end 
this  agreeable  night's  entertainment  ?  " 

"I  follow  the  head  of  our  house,"  says  Castlewood,  bowing 
gravely.  "  At  what  time  shall  it  please  the  Prince  that  we 
should  wait  upon  him  in  the  morning?" 

"  You  will  wait  on  the  Bishop  of  Rochester  early ;  you  will 
bid  him  bring  his  coach  hither ;  and  prepare  an  apartment  for 
me  in  his  own  house,  or  in  a  place  of  safety.  The  King  will 
reward  you  handsomely,  never  fear,  for  all  you  have  done  in 


Bishop  of  Rochester  Prime  Minister    491 

his  behalf.  I  wish  j'ou  a  good  night,  and  shall  go  to  bed, 
unless  it  pleases  the  Marquis  of  Esmond  to  call  his  colleague, 
the  watchman,  and  that  I  should  pass  the  night  with  the 
Kensington  guard.  Fare  you  well,  be  sure  I  will  remember 
you.  My  Lord  Castlewood,  I  can  go  to  bed  to-night  without 
need  of  a  chamberlain."  And  the  Prince  dismissed  us  with 
a  grim  bow,  locking  one  door  as  he  spoke,  that  into  the 
supping-room,  and  the  other  through  which  we  passed,  after 
us.  It  led  into  the  small  chamber  which  Frank  Castlewood 
or  Monsieur  Baptiste  occupied,  and  by  which  Martin  entered 
when  Colonel  Esmond  but  now  saw  him  in  the  chamber. 

At  an  early  hour  next  morning  the  Bishop  arrived,  and  was 
closeted  for  some  time  with  his  master  in  his  own  apartment, 
where  the  Prince  laid  open  to  his  councillor  the  wrongs  which, 
according  to  his  version,  he  had  received  from  the  gentlemen 
of  the  Esmond  family.  The  worthy  prelate  came  out  from  the 
conference  with  an  air  of  great  satisfaction  :  he  was  a  man  full 
of  resources,  and  of  a  most  assured  fidelity,  and  possessed  of 
genius  and  a  hundred  good  qualities  ;  but  captious  and  of  a 
most  jealous  temper,  that  could  not  help  exulting  at  the  down- 
fall of  any  favourite ;  and  he  was  pleased  in  spite  of  himself  to 
hear  that  the  Esmond  ministry  was  at  an  end. 

"  I  have  soothed  your  guest,"  says  he,  coming  out  to  the 
two  gentlemen  and  the  widow,  who  had  been  made  acquainted 
with  somewhat  of  the  dispute  of  the  night  before.  (By  the 
version  we  gave  her,  the  Prince  was  only  made  to  exhibit 
anger  because  we  doubted  of  his  intentions  in  respect  to 
Beatrix  ;  and  to  leave  us,  because  we  questioned  his  honour.) 
"But  I  think,  all  things  considered,  'tis  as  well  he  should  leave 
this  house ;  and  then,  my  Lady  Castlewood,"  says  the  Bishop, 
"my  pretty  Beatrix  may  come  back  to  it." 

"She  is  quite  as  well  at  home  at  Castlewood,"  Esmond's 
mistress  said,  "till  everything  is  over." 

"You  shall  have  your  tide,  Esmond,  that  I  promise  you," 
says  the  good  Bishop,  assuming  the  airs  of  a  Prime  Minister. 
"  The  Prince  hath  expressed  himself  most  nobly  in  regard  of 
the  little  difference  of  last  night,  and  I  promise  you  he  hath 
listened  to  my  sermon  as  well  as  to  that  of  other  folks,"  says 
the  Doctor  archly ;  "  he  hath  every  great  and  generous  quality, 
with  perhaps  a  weakness  for  the  sex,  which  belongs  to  his 
family,  and  hath  been  known  in  scores  of  popular  sovereigns 
from  King  David  downwards." 


492      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

"  My  lord,  my  lord,"  breaks  out  Lady  Esmond,  "  the  levity 
with  which  you  speak  of  such  conduct  towards  our  sex  shocks 
me,  and  what  you  call  weakness  I  call  deplorable  sin." 

"Sin  it  is,  my  dear  creature,"  says  the  Bishop,  with  a  shrug, 
taking  snuff;  "but  consider,  what  a  sinner  King  Solomon  was, 
and  in  spite  of  a  thousand  of  wives  too." 

"  Enough  of  this,  my  lord,"  says  Lady  Castlewood,  with  a 
fine  blush,  and  walked  out  of  the  room  very  stately. 

The  Prince  entered  it  presently  with  a  smile  on  his  face, 
and  if  he  felt  any  offence  against  us  on  the  previous  night,  at 
present  exhibited  none.  He  offered  a  hand  to  each  gentleman 
with  great  courtesy:  "If  all  your  Bishops  preach  so  well  as 
Doctor  Atterbury,"  says  he,  "  I  don't  know,  gentlemen,  what 
may  happen  to  me.  I  spoke  very  hastily,  my  lords,  last  night, 
and  ask  pardon  of  both  of  you.  But  I  must  not  stay  any 
longer,"  says  he,  "giving  umbrage  to  good  friends,  or  keeping 
pretty  girls  away  from  their  homes.  My  Lord  Bishop  hath 
found  a  safe  place  for  me,  hard  by  at  a  Curate's  house,  whom 
the  Bishop  can  trust,  and  whose  wife  is  so  ugly  as  to  be  beyond 
all  danger;  we  will  decamp  into  those  new  quarters,  and  I 
leaveyou,  thanking  you  for  a  hundred  kindnesses  here.  Where 
is  my  hostess,  that  I  may  bid  her  farewell  ?  to  welcome  her  in 
a  house  of  my  own,  soon  I  trust,  where  my  friends  shall  have 
no  cause  to  quarrel  with  me." 

Lady  Castlewood  arrived  presently,  blushing  with  great 
grace,  and  tears  filling  her  eyes  as  the  Prince  graciously 
saluted  her.  She  looked  so  charming  and  young,  that  the 
Doctor,  in  his  bantering  way,  could  not  help  speaking  of  her 
beauty  to  the  Prince ;  whose  compliment  made  her  blush 
and  look  more  charming  still. 


The  night  before  that  he  had  passed  in  his  boots  at  the  Cro7vn  at 
Hotinslou' 


CHAPTER  XII 


A    GREAT    SCHEME,    AND   WHO    BAULKED    IT 

AS  characters  written  with  a  secret  ink  come  out  with  the 
apphcation  of  fire,  and  disappear  again  and  leave   the 
paper  white,  so  soon  as  it  is  cool ;  a  hundred  names  of 
men,   high   in   repute  and   favouring  the  Prince's  cause,  that 
were  writ  in  our  private  lists,  would  have  been  visible  enough 
on  the  great  roll  of  the  conspiracy,  had  it  ever  been  laid  open 

493 


494      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

under  the  sun.  What  crowds  would  have  pressed  forward, 
and  subscribed  their  names  and  protested  their  loyalty,  when 
the  danger  was  over !  What  a  number  of  'Whigs,  now  high 
in  place  and  creatures  of  the  all-powerful  minister,  scorned 
Mr.  Walpole  then !  If  ever  a  match  was  gained  by  the 
manliness  and  decision  of  a  few  at  a  moment  of  danger ;  if 
ever  one  was  lost  by  the  treachery  and  imbeciHty  of  those 
that  had  the  cards  in  their  hands,  and  might  have  played 
them — it  was  in  that  momentous  game  which  was  enacted 
in  the  next  three  days,  and  of  which  the  noblest  crown  in 
the  world  was  the  stake. 

From  the  conduct  of  my  Lord  Bolingbroke,  those  who 
were  interested  in  the  scheme  we  had  in  hand,  saw  pretty 
well  that  he  was  not  to  be  trusted.  Should  the  Prince 
prevail,  it  was  his  lordship's  gracious  intention  to  declare  for 
him  :  should  the  Hanoverian  party  bring  in  their  sovereign, 
who  more  ready  to  go  on  his  knee  and  cry  God  save  King 
George  ?  And  he  betrayed  the  one  Prince  and  the  other ; 
but  exactly  at  the  wrong  time  :  when  he  should  have  struck 
for  King  James,  he  faltered  and  coquetted  with  the  Whigs  ; 
and  having  committed  himself  by  the  most  monstrous  pro- 
fessions of  devotion,  which  the  Elector  rightly  scorned,  he 
proved  the  justness  of  their  contempt  for  him  by  flying  and 
taking  renegade  service  with  St.  Germains,  just  when  he 
should  have  kept  aloof;  and  that  Court  despised  him,  as 
the  manly  and  resolute  men  who  established  the  Elector  in 
England  had  before  done.  He  signed  his  own  name  to 
every  accusation  of  insincerity  his  enemies  made  against  him ; 
and  the  King  and  the  Pretender  alike  could  show  proofs  of 
St.  John's  treachery  under  his  own  hand  and  seal. 

Our  friends  kept  a  pretty  close  watch  upon  his  motions, 
as  on  those  of  the  brave  and  hearty  Whig  party  that  made 
little  concealment  of  theirs.  They  would  have  in  the  Elector, 
and  used  every  means  in  their  power  to  effect  their  end. 
My  Lord  Marlborough  was  now  with  them.  His  expulsion 
from  power  by  the  Tories  had  thrown  that  great  captain  at 
once  on  the  \V'hig  side.  We  heard  he  was  coming  from 
Antwerp ;  and,  in  fact,  on  the  day  of  the  Queen's  death,  he 
once  more  landed  on  English  shore.  A  great  part  of  the 
army  was  always  with  their  illustrious  leader ;  even  the  Tories 
in  it  were  indignant  at  the  injustice  of  the  persecution  which 
the  Whig  officers  were  made  to  undergo.     The  chiefs  of  these 


Our  Doubts  and  Hesitations       495 

were  in  London,  and  at  the  head  of  them  one  of  the  most 
intrepid  men  in  the  world,  the  Scots  Duke  of  Argyle,  whose 
conduct  on  the  second  day  after  that  to  which  I  have  now 
brought  down  my  history,  ended,  as  such  honesty  and  bravery 
deserved  to  end,  by  estabUshing  the  present  Royal  race  on 
the  English  throne. 

Meanwhile  there  was  no  slight  difference  of  opinion 
amongst  the  councillors  surrounding  the  Prince,  as  to  the 
plan  His  Highness  should  pursue.  His  female  minister  at 
Court,  fancying  she  saw  some  amelioration  in  the  Queen,  was 
for  waiting  a  few  days,  or  hours  it  might  be,  until  he  could 
be  brought  to  her  bedside,  and  acknowledged  as  her  heir. 
Mr.  Esmond  was  for  having  him  march  thither,  escorted  by 
a  couple  of  troops  of  Horse  Guards,  and  openly  presenting 
himself  to  the  Council.  During  the  whole  of  the  night  of 
the  2  9th-3oth  July,  the  Colonel  was  engaged  with  gentlemen 
of  the  military  profession,  w^hom  'tis  needless  here  to  name ; 
suffice  it  to  say  that  several  of  them  had  exceeding  high  rank 
in  the  army,  and  one  of  them  in  especial  was  a  General,  who, 
when  he  heard  the  Duke  of  Marlborough  was  coming  on  the 
other  side,  waved  his  crutch  over  his  head  with  a  huzzah,  at 
the  idea  that  he  should  march  out  and  engage  him.  Of  the 
three  Secretaries  of  State,  we  knew  that  one  was  devoted  to 
us.  The  Governor  of  the  Tower  was  ours  ;  the  two  companies 
on  duty  at  Kensington  barrack  were  safe;  and  we  had  in- 
telligence, very  speedy  and  accurate,  of  all  that  took  place 
at  the  Palace  within. 

At  noon,  on  the  30th  of  July,  a  message  came  to  the 
Prince's  friends  that  the  Committee  of  Council  was  sitting  at 
Kensington  Palace,  their  Graces  of  Ormonde  and  Shrewsbury, 
the  Archbishop  of  Canterbury  and  the  three  Secretaries  of 
State  being  there  assembled.  In  an  hour  afterwards  hurried 
news  was  brought  that  the  two  great  Whig  Dukes,  Argyle  and 
Somerset,  had  broke  into  the  Council-chamber  without  a 
summons,  and  taken  their  seat  at  table.  After  holding  a 
debate  there,  the  whole  party  proceeded  to  the  chamber  of 
the  Queen,  who  was  lying  in  great  weakness,  but  still  sensible, 
and  the  lords  recommended  his  Grace  of  Shrewsbury  as  the 
fittest  person  to  take  the  vacant  place  of  Lord  Treasurer ; 
Her  Majesty  gave  him  the  staff,  as  all  know.  "And  now," 
writ  my  messenger  from  Court,  "  noiv  or  nei'cr  is  the  time.'''' 

Now  or  never  was  the  time  indeed.     In  spite  of  the  ^Vhig 


496    The  History  of  Henry  Es  mond 

Dukes,  our  side  had  still  the  majority  in  the  Council,  and 
Esmond,  to  whom  the  message  had  been  brought  (the  per- 
sonage at  Court  not  being  aware  that  the  Prince  had  quitted 
his  lodging  in  Kensington  Square),  and  Esmond's  gallant 
young  aide-de-camp,  Frank  Castlewood,  putting  on  sword  and 
uniform,  took  a  brief  leave  of  their  dear  lady,  who  embraced 
and  blessed  them  both,  and  went  to  her  chamber  to  pray  for 
the  issue  of  the  great  event  which  was  then  pending. 

Castlewood  sped  to  the  barrack  to  give  warning  to  the 
captain  of  the  guard  there ;  and  then  went  to  the  King's 
Arms  tavern  at  Kensington,  where  our  friends  were  assembled, 
having  come  by  parties  of  twos  and  threes,  riding  or  in  coaches, 
and  were  got  together  in  the  upper  chamber,  fifty-three  of 
them  ;  their  servants,  who  had  been  instructed  to  bring  arms 
likewise,  being  below  in  the  garden  of  the  tavern,  where  they 
were  served  with  drink.  Out  of  this  garden  is  a  little  door 
that  leads  into  the  road  of  the  Palace,  and  through  this  it  was 
arranged  that  masters  and  servants  were  to  march,  when  That 
Signal  was  given,  and  That  Personage  appeared,  for  whom  all 
were  waiting.  There  was  in  our  company  the  famous  officer 
next  in  command  to  the  Captain-General  of  the  Forces,  his 
Grace  the  Duke  of  Ormonde,  who  was  within  at  the  (Council. 
There  were  with  him  two  more  lieutenant-generals,  nine  major- 
generals  and  brigadiers,  seven  colonels,  eleven  Peers  of  Parlia- 
ment, and  twenty-one  members  of  the  House  of  Commons. 
The  Guard  was  with  us  within  and  without  the  Palace ;  the 
Queen  was  with  us ;  the  Council,  (save  the  two  Whig  Dukes, 
that  must  have  succumbed  ;)  the  day  was  our  own,  and  with  a 
beating  heart  Esmond  walked  rapidly  to  the  Mall  at  Kensing- 
ton, where  he  had  parted  with  the  Prince  on  the  night  before. 
For  three  nights  the  Colonel  had  not  been  to  bed ;  the  last 
had  been  passed  summoning  the  Prince's  friends  together,  of 
whom  the  great  majority  had  no  sort  of  inkling  of  the  transac- 
tion pending  until  they  were  told  that  he  was  actually  on  the 
spot,  and  were  summoned  to  strike  the  blow.  The  night 
before,  and  after  the  altercation  with  the  Prince,  my  gentleman 
having  suspicions  of  His  Royal  Highness,  and  fearing  lest  he 
should  be  minded  to  give  us  the  slip,  and  fly  off  after  his 
fugitive  beauty,  had  spent,  if  the  truth  must  be  told,  at  the 
Greyhound  tavern,  over  against  my  Lady  Esmond's  house  in 
Kensington  Square,  with  an  eye  on  the  door,  lest  the  Prince 
should  escape  from  it.     The  night  before  that  he  had  passed 


I    RUN    TO    THE    PrINCE's    LoDGING        497 

in  his  boots,  at  tlie  Crown  at  Hounslow,  where  he  must  watch 
forsooth  all  night,  in  order  to  get  one  moment's  glimpse  of 
Beatrix  in  the  morning.  And  fate  had  decreed  that  he  was  to 
have  a  fourth  night's  ride  and  wakefulness  before  his  business 
was  ended. 

He  ran  to  the  curate's  house  in  Kensington  Mall,  and 
asked  for  Mr.  Bates,  the  name  the  Prince  went  by.  The 
curate's  wife  said  Mr.  Bates  had  gone  abroad  very  early  in  the 
morning  in  his  boots,  saying  he  was  going  to  the  Bishop  of 
Rochester's  house  at  Chelsey.  But  the  Bishop  had  been  at 
Kensington  himself  two  hours  ago  to  seek  for  Mr.  Bates,  and 
had  returned  in  his  coach  to  his  own  house  when  he  heard 
that  the  gentleman  was  gone  thither  to  seek  him. 

This  absence  was  most  unpropitious,  for  an  hour's  delay 
might  cost  a  kingdom ;  Esmond  had  nothing  for  it  but  to 
hasten  to  the  King's  Arms,  and  tell  the  gentlemen  there 
assembled,  that  Mr.  George  (as  we  called  the  Prince  there) 
was  not  at  home,  but  that  Esmond  would  go  fetch  him  ;  and 
taking  a  General's  coach  that  happened  to  be  there,  Esmond 
drove  across  the  country  to  Chelsey  to  the  Bishop's  house 
there. 

The  porter  said  two  gentlemen  were  with  his  lordship,  and 
Esmond  ran  past  this  sentry  up  to  the  locked  door  of  the 
Bishop's  study,  at  which  he  rattled,  and  was  admitted  presently. 
Of  the  Bishop's  guests  one  was  a  brother  prelate,  and  the 
other  the  Abbe  G . 

"Where  is  Mr.  George?"  says  Mr.  Esmond;  "now  is  the 
time." 

The  Bishop  looked  scared.  "  I  went  to  his  lodging,"  he 
said,  "and  they  told  me  he  was  come  hither.  I  returned  as 
quick  as  coach  would  carry  me  ;  and  he  hath  not  been  here." 

The  Colonel  burst  out  with  an  oath ;  that  was  all  he  could 
say  to  their  reverences ;  ran  down  the  stairs  again,  and  bidding 
the  coachman,  an  old  friend  and  fellow-campaigner,  drive  as 
if  he  was  charging  the  French  with  his  master  at  Wynendael, 
they  were  back  at  Kensington  in  half-an-hour. 

Again  Esmond  went  to  the  curate's  house.  Mr.  George 
had  not  returned.  The  Colonel  had  to  go  with  this  blank 
errand  to  the  gentlemen  at  the  King's  Arms,  that  were  grown 
very  impatient  by  this  time. 

Out  of  the  window  of  the  tavern,  and  looking  over  the 
garden-wall,  you  can  see  the  green  before  Kensington  Palace, 

2  I 


498      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

the  Palace  gate  (round  which  the  minister's  coaches  were 
standing),  and  the  barrack  building.  As  we  were  looking  out 
from  this  window  in  gloomy  discourse,  we  heard  presently 
trumpets  blowing,  and  some  of  us  ran  to  the  window  of  the 
front-room,  looking  into  the  High  Street  of  Kensington,  and 
saw  a  regiment  of  Horse  coming. 

"  It's  Ormonde's  Guards,"  says  one. 

"  No,  by  God,  it's  Argyle's  old  regiment,"  says  my  General, 
clapping  down  his  crutch. 

It  was,  indeed,  Argyle's  regiment  that  was  brought  from 
Westminster,  and  that  took  the  place  of  the  regiment  at 
Kensington  on  which  we  could  rely. 

"O  Harry,"  says  one  of  the  Generals  there  present,  "you 
were  born  under  an  unlucky  star ;  I  begin  to  think  that  there's 
no  Mr.  George,  nor  Mr.  Dragon  either.  'Tis  not  the  peerage 
I  care  for,  for  our  name  is  so  ancient  and  famous,  that  merely 
to  be  called  Lord  Lydiard  would  do  me  no  good ;  but  'tis  the 
chance  you  promised  me  of  lighting  ]\Iarlborough." 

As  we  were  talking,  Castlewood  entered  the  room  with  a 
disturbed  air. 

"What  news,  Frank?"  says  the  Colonel.  "  Is  Mr.  George 
coming  at  last?" 

"  Damn  him,  look  here  !  "  says  Castlewood,  holding  out  a 
paper  ;  "  I  found  it  in  the  book, — the  what  you  call  it,  '  Eikum 
Basilikum,' — that  villain  Martin  put  it  there, — he  said  his 
young  Mistress  bade  him.  It  was  directed  to  me,  but  it  was 
meant  for  him  I  know,  and  I  broke  the  seal  and  read  it." 

The  whole  assembly  of  officers  seemed  to  swim  away  before 
Esmond's  eyes  as  he  read  the  paper  ;  all  that  was  written  on 
it  was  :  "  Beatrix  Esmond  is  sent  away  to  prison,  to  Castle- 
wood, where  she  will  pray  for  happier  days." 

"  Can  you  guess  where  he  is  ?  "  says  Castlewood. 

"  Yes,"  says  Colonel  Esmond.  He  knew  full  well,  Frank 
knew  full  well :  our  instinct  told  whither  that  traitor  had  fled. 

He  had  courage  to  turn  to  the  company  and  say,  "  Gentle- 
men, I  fear  very  much  that  Mr.  George  will  not  be  here 
to-day  ;  something  hath  happened — and — and — I  very  much 
fear  some  accident  may  befall  him,  which  must  keep  him  out 
of  the  way.  Having  had  your  noon's  draught,  you  had  best 
pay  the  reckoning  and  go  home ;  there  can  be  no  game  where 
there  is  no  one  to  play  it." 

Some  of  the  gentlemen  went  away  without  a  word,  others 


A  Silent  Retreat 


499 


called  to  pay  their  duty  to  Her  Majesty  and  ask  for  her  health. 

The  little  army  disappeared  into  the  darkness  out  of  which  it 

had  been  called  ;  there  had 

implicate   any   man.       Some 

Parliament  had  been  invited 

King's  Arms  at  Kensington ; 

bill  and  gone  home. 


been  no  writmgs,  no  paper  to 
few  officers  and  Members  of 
over  night  to  breakfast  at  the 
and  they  had  called   for  their 


The  whole  assembly  of  officers  seemed  to  swim  away  before  Esmond' s  eyes 
as  he  read  the  paper 


The  talk  teas  scarce  over  when  Beatrix  entered  the  room 


CHAPTER    XIII 


D 


AUGUST    1ST,    I  7  14 

OES   my  mistress  know  of  this  ? "  Esmond  asked   of 
Frank,  as  tliey  walked  along. 

"  My  mother  found  the  letter  in  the  book,  on  the 
toilet-table.  She  had  writ  it  ere  she  had  left  home,"  Frank 
said.  "  Mother  met  her  on  the  stairs,  with  her  hand  upon  the 
door,  trying  to  enter,  and  never  left  her  after  that  till  she  went 
away.  He  did  not  think  of  looking  at  it  there,  nor  had 
Martin  the  chance  of  telling  him.  I  believe  the  poor  devil 
meant  no  harm,  though  I  half  killed  him ;  he  thought  'twas  to 
Beatrix's  brother  he  was  bringing  the  letter." 

Frank  never  said  a  word  of  reproach  to  me  for  having 


Post  Equitem  sedet  atra  Cura     501 

brought  the  villain  amongst  us.  As  we  knocked  at  the  door, 
I  said,  "When  will  the  horses  be  ready?"  Frank  pointed 
with  his  cane ;  they  were  turning  the  street  that  moment. 

We  went  up  and  bade  adieu  to  our  mistress ;  she  was  in  a 
dreadful  state  of  agitation  by  this  time,  and  that  Bishop  was 
with  her  whose  company  she  was  so  fond  of. 

"Did  you  tell  him,  my  lord,"  says  Esmond,  "that  Beatrix 
was  at  Castlewood  ?  "  The  Bishop  blushed  and  stammered  : 
"Well,"  says  he,  "I  .  .  ." 

"You  served  the  villain  right,"  broke  out  Mr.  Esmond, 
"and  he  has  lost  a  crown  by  what  you  told  him." 

My  mistress  turned  quite  white.  "Henry,  Henry,"  says 
she,  "  do  not  kill  him." 

"It  may  not  be  too  late,"  says  Esmond;  "he  may  not  have 
gone  to  Castlewood;  pray  God,  it  is  not  too  late."  The  Bishop 
was  breaking  out  with  some  batiahs  phrases  about  loyalty  and 
the  sacredness  of  the  Sovereign's  person  ;  but  Esmond  sternly 
bade  him  hold  his  tongue,  burn  all  papers,  and  take  care  of 
Lady  Castlewood ;  and  in  five  minutes  he  and  Frank  were  in 
the  saddle,  John  Lockwood  behind  them,  riding  towards  Castle- 
wood at  a  rapid  pace. 

We  were  just  got  to  Alton,  when  who  should  meet  us  but 
old  Lockwood,  the  porter  from  Castlewood,  John's  father, 
walking  by  the  side  of  the  Hexham  flying-coach,  who  slept 
the  night  at  Alton.  Lockwood  said  his  young  mistress  had 
arrived  at  home  on  Wednesday  night,  and  this  morning, 
Friday,  had  despatched  him  with  a  packet  for  my  lady  at 
Kensington,  saying  the  letter  was  of  great  importance. 

We  took  the  freedom  to  break  it,  while  Lockwood  stared 
with  wonder,  and  cried  out  his  "  Lord  bless  me's,"  and  "  Who'd 
a  thought  it's,"  at  the  sight  of  his  young  lord  whom  he  had  not 
seen  these  seven  years. 

The  packet  from  Beatrix  contained  no  news  of  importance 
at  all.  It  was  written  in  a  jocular  strain,  affecting  to  make 
light  of  her  captivity.  She  asked  whether  she  might  have  leave 
to  visit  Mrs.  Tusher,  or  to  walk  beyond  the  court  and  the 
garden-wall.  She  gave  news  of  the  peacocks,  and  a  fawn  she 
had  there.  She  bade  her  mother  send  her  certain  gowns  and 
smocks  by  old  Lockwood  ;  she  sent  her  duty  to  a  certain 
Person,  if  certain  other  persons  permitted  her  to  take  such  a 
freedom  ;  how  that,  as  she  was  not  able  to  play  cards  with 
him,  she  hoped  he  would  read  good  books,  such  as  Doctor 


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Atterbury's  sermons  and  Eikon  Basilike :  she  was  going  to 
read  good  books  :  she  thought  her  pretty  mamma  would  Hke 
to  know  she  was  not  crying  her  eyes  out. 

"Who  is  in  the  house  besides  you,  Lockwood?"  says  the 
Colonel. 

"There  be  the  laundry-maid,  and  the  kitchen-maid,  Madam 
Beatrix's  maid,  the  man  from  London,  and  that  be  all :  and 
he  sleepeth  in  my  lodge  away  from  the  maids,"  says  old 
Lockwood. 

Esmond  scribbled  a  line  with  a  pencil  on  the  note,  giving 
it  to  the  old  man,  and  bidding  him  go  on  to  his  lady.  We 
knew  why  Beatrix  had  been  so  dutiful  on  a  sudden,  and  why 
she  spoke  of  Eikon  Basilike.  She  writ  this  letter  to  put  the 
Prince  on  the  scent,  and  the  porter  out  of  the  way. 

"  We  have  a  fine  moonlight  night  for  riding  on,"  says 
Esmond;  "Frank,  we  may  reach  Castlewood  in  time  yet." 
All  the  way  along  they  made  inquiries  at  the  post-houses, 
when  a  tall  young  gentleman  in  a  grey  suit,  with  a  light-brown 
perriwig,  just  the  colour  of  my  lord's,  had  been  seen  to  pass. 
He  had  set  off  at  six  that  morning,  and  we  at  three  in  the 
afternoon.  He  rode  almost  as  quickly  as  we  had  done ;  he 
was  seven  hours  ahead  of  us  still  when  we  reached  the  last 
stage. 

We  rode  over  Castlewood  Downs  before  the  breaking  of 
dawn.  We  passed  the  very  spot  where  the  car  was  upset 
fourteen  years  since,  and  Mohun  lay.  The  village  was  not 
up  yet,  nor  the  forge  lighted,  as  we  rode  through  it,  passing 
by  the  elms,  where  the  rooks  were  still  roosting,  and  by  the 
church,  and  over  the  bridge.  We  got  off  our  horses  at  the 
bridge  and  walked  up  to  the  gate. 

"  If  she  is  safe,"  says  Frank,  trembling,  and  his  honest  eyes 
filling  with  tears,  "a  silver  statue  to  Our  Lady!"  He  was 
going  to  rattle  at  the  great  iron  knocker  on  the  oak  gate ;  but 
Esmond  stopped  his  kinsman's  hand.  He  had  his  own  fears, 
his  own  hopes,  his  own  despairs  and  griefs,  too  ;  but  he  spoke 
not  a  word  of  these  to  his  companion,  or  showed  any  signs  of 
emotion. 

He  went  and  tapped  at  the  little  window  at  the  porter's 
lodge,  gently,  but  repeatedly,  until  the  man  came  to  the  bars. 

"Who's  there?"  says  he,  looking  out;  it  was  the  servant 
from  Kensington. 

"  My  Lord    Castlewood  and  Colonel  Esmond,"  we    said 


I  HOLD  Frank's  Hand  503 

from  below.  "Open  the  gate  and  let  us  in  without  any 
noise." 

"  My  Lord  Castlewood  ? "  says  the  other ;  "  my  lord's 
here,  and  in  bed." 

"  Open,  d — n  you,"  says  Castlewood,  with  a  curse. 

"I  shall  open  to  no  one,"  says  the  man,  shutting  the 
glass  window  as  Frank  drew  a  pistol.  He  would  have  fired 
at  the  porter,  but  Esmond  again  held  his  hand. 

"There  are  more  ways  than  one,"  says  he,  "of  entering 
such  a  great  house  as  this." — Frank  grumbled  that  the  west 
gate  was  half  a  mile  round. — "  But  I  know  of  a  way  that's 
not  a  hundred  yards  off,"  says  Mr.  Esmond  ;  and  leading  his 
kinsman  close  along  the  wall,  and  by  the  shrubs,  which  had 
now  grown  thick  on  what  had  been  an  old  moat  about  the 
house,  they  came  to  the  buttress,  at  the  side  of  which  the 
little  window  was,  which  was  Father  Holt's  private  door. 
Esmond  climbed  up  to  this  easily,  broke  a  pane  that  had 
been  mended,  and  touched  the  spring  inside,  and  the  two 
gentlemen  passed  in  that  way,  treading  as  lightly  as  they 
could ;  and  so  going  through  the  passage  into  the  court, 
over  which  the  dawn  was  now  reddening,  and  where  the 
fountain  plashed  in  the  silence. 

They  sped  instantly  to  the  porter's  lodge,  where  the  fellow 
had  not  fastened  his  door  that  led  into  the  court ;  and  pistol 
in  hand,  came  upon  the  terrified  wretch,  and  bade  him  be 
silent.  Then  they  asked  him  (Esmond's  head  reeled,  and 
he  almost  fell  as  he  spoke)  when  Lord  Castlewood  had 
arrived?  He  said  on  the  previous  evening,  about  eight  of 
the  clock. — "And  what  then?" — His  lordship  supped  with 
his  sister. — "  Did  the  man  wait  ? " — Yes,  he  and  my  lady's 
maid,  both  waited  :  the  other  servants  made  the  supper ; — 
and  there  was  no  wine,  and  they  could  give  his  lordship  but 
milk,  at  which  he  grumbled ;  and — and  Madam  Beatrix  kept 
Miss  Lucy  always  in  the  room  with  her.  And  there  being 
a  bed  across  the  court  in  the  chaplain's  room,  she  had 
arranged  my  lord  was  to  sleep  there.  Madam  Beatrix  had 
come  down  stairs  laughing  with  the  maids,  and  had  locked 
herself  in,  and  my  lord  had  stood  for  a  while  talking  to  her 
through  the  door,  and  she  laughing  at  him.  And  then  he 
paced  the  court  awhile,  and  she  came  again  to  the  upper 
window ;  and  my  lord  implored  her  to  come  down  and  walk 
in  the  room ;  but  she  would  not,  and  laughed  at  him  again, 


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and  shut  the  window ;  and  so  my  lord  uttering  what  seemed 
curses,  but  in  a  foreign  language,  went  to  the  chaplain's  room 
to  bed. 

"Was  this  all?" — "  All,"  the  man  swore  upon  his  honour, 
— all  as  he  hoped  to  be  saved. — "  Stop,  there  was  one  thing 
more.  My  lord,  on  arriving,  and  once  or  twice  during  supper, 
did  kiss  his  sister,  as  was  natural,  and  she  kissed  him."  At 
this  Esmond  ground  his  teeth  with  rage,  and  well-nigh 
throttled  the  amazed  miscreant  who  was  speaking;  whereas 
Castlewood,  seizing  hold  of  his  cousin's  hand,  burst  into  a 
great  fit  of  laughter. 

"If  it  amuses  thee,"  says  Esmond  in  French,  "that  your 
sister  should  be  exchanging  of  kisses  with  a  stranger,  I  fear 
poor  Beatrix  will  give  thee  plenty  of  sport." — Esmond  darkly 
thought,  how  Hamilton,  Ashburnham,  had  before  been  masters 
of  those  roses  that  the  young  Prince's  lips  were  now  feeding 
on.  He  sickened  at  that  notion.  Her  cheek  was  desecrated, 
her  beauty  tarnished  ;  shame  and  honour  stood  between  it 
and  him.  The  love  was  dead  within  him ;  had  she  a 
crown  to  bring  him  with  her  love,  he  felt  that  both  would 
degrade  him. 

But  this  wrath  against  Beatrix  did  not  lessen  the  angry 
feelings  of  the  Colonel  against  the  man  who  had  been  the 
occasion  if  not  the  cause  of  the  evil.  Frank  sat  down  on  a 
stone-bench  in  the  court-yard,  and  fairly  fell  asleep ;  while 
Esmond  paced  up  and  down  the  court,  debating  what  should 
ensue.  What  mattered  how  much  or  how  little  had  passed 
between  the  Prince  and  the  poor  faithless  girl  ?  They  were 
arrived  in  time  perhaps  to  rescue  her  person,  but  not  her 
mind :  had  she  not  instigated  the  young  Prince  to  come  to 
her;  suborned  servants,  dismissed  others,  so  that  she  might 
communicate  with  him  ?  The  treacherous  heart  within  her 
had  surrendered,  though  the  place  was  safe;  and  it  was  to 
win  this  that  he  had  given  a  life's  struggle  and  devotion ;  this, 
that  she  was  ready  to  give  away  for  the  bribe  of  a  coronet 
or  a  wink  of  the  Prince's  eye. 

When  he  had  thought  his  thoughts  out  he  shook  up  poor 
Frank  from  his  sleep,  who  rose  yawning,  and  said  he  had 
been  dreaming  of  Clotilda.  "You  must  back  me,"  says 
Esmond,  "  in  what  I  am  going  to  do.  I  have  been  thinking 
that  yonder  scoundrel  may  have  been  instructed  to  tell  that 
story,   and  that  the  whole  of  it   may  be  a  lie :  if  it  be,  we 


"Put  out   the   light,   and   then"      505 

shall  find  it  out  from  the  gentleman  who  is  asleep  yonder. 
See  if  the  door  leading  to  my  lady's  rooms  "  (so  we  called  the 
rooms  at  the  north-west  angle  of  the  house) — "  see  if  the 
door  is  barred  as  he  saith."  We  tried;  it  was  indeed  as  the 
lacquey  had  said,  closed  within. 

"It  may  have  been  open,  and  shut  afterwards,"  says  poor 
Esmond;  "the  foundress  of  our  family  let  our  ancestor  in  in 
that  way. ' 

"What  will  you  do,  Harry,  if — if  what  that  fellow  saith 
should  turn  out  untrue  ? "  The  young  man  looked  scared 
and  frightened  into  his  kinsman's  face  :  I  dare  say  it  wore 
no  very  pleasant  expression. 

"  Let  us  first  go  see  whether  the  two  stories  agree,"  says 
Esmond;  and  went  in  at  the  passage  and  opened  the  door 
into  what  had  been  his  own  chamber  now  for  well-nigh  five- 
and-twenty  years.  A  candle  was  still  burning,  and  the  Prince 
asleep  dressed  on  the  bed — Esmond  did  not  care  for  making 
a  noise.  The  Prince  started  up  in  his  bed,  seeing  two  men 
in  his  chamber :  "  Qui  est  la  ? "  says  he,  and  took  a  pistol 
from  under  his  pillow. 

"It  is  the  jMarquis  of  Esmond,"  says  the  Colonel,  "come 
to  welcome  His  Majesty  to  his  house  of  Castlewood,  and  to 
report  of  what  hath  happened  in  London.  Pursuant  to  the 
King's  orders,  I  passed  the  night  before  last,  after  leaving  His 
jNIajesty,  in  waiting  upon  the  friends  of  the  King.  It  is  a 
pity  that  His  Majesty's  desire  to  see  the  country  and  to  visit 
our  poor  house  should  have  caused  the  King  to  quit  London 
without  notice  yesterday,  when  the  opportunity  happened 
which  in  all  human  probability  may  not  occur  again  ;  and 
had  the  King  not  chosen  to  ride  to  Castlewood,  the  Prince 
of  Wales  might  have  slept  at  St.  James's." 

"  'Sdeath  !  gentlemen,"  says  the  Prince,  starting  off  his 
bed,  whereon  he  was  lying  in  his  clothes,  "the  Doctor  was 
with  me  yesterday  morning,  and  after  watching  by  my  sister 
all  night,  told  me  I  might  not  hope  to  see  the  Queen." 

"  It  would  have  been  otherwise,"  says  Esmond  with 
another  bow ;  "  as  by  this  time  the  Queen  may  be  dead  in 
spite  of  the  Doctor.  The  Council  was  met,  a  new  Treasurer 
was  appointed,  the  troops  were  devoted  to  the  King's  cause  ; 
and  fifty  loyal  gentlemen  of  the  greatest  names  of  this  king- 
dom were  assembled  to  accompany  the  Prince  of  Wales,  who 
might  have  been  the  acknowledged  heir  of  the  throne,  or  the 


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possessor  of  it  by  this  time,  had  your  Majesty  not  chosen  to 
take  the  air.  We  were  ready  ;  there  was  only  one  person  that 
failed  us,  your  Majesty's  gracious " 

"  Morbleu,  Monsieur,  you  give  me  too  much  Majesty," 
said  the  Prince ;  who  had  now  risen  up  and  seemed  to  be 
looking  to  one  of  us  to  help  him  to  his  coat.  But  neither 
stirred. 

"  We  shall  take  care,"  says  Esmond,  "  not  much  oftener 
to  offend  in  that  particular." 

"  What  mean  you,  my  lord  ?  "  says  the  Prince,  and  muttered 
something  about  a  giief-a-pens,  which  Esmond  caught  up. 

"The  snare.  Sir,"  said  he,  "was  not  of  our  laying;  it  is 
not  we  that  invited  you.  We  came  to  avenge,  and  not  to 
compass,  the  dishonour  of  our  family." 

"Dishonour!  Morbleu,  there  has  been  no  dishonour," 
says  the  Prince,  turning  scarlet,  "only  a  little  harmless 
playing " 

"That  was  meant  to  end  seriously." 

"  I  swear,"  the  Prince  broke  out  impetuously,  "  upon  the 
honour  of  a  gentleman,  my  lords " 

"That  we  arrived  in  time.  No  wrong  hath  been  done, 
Frank,"  says  Colonel  Esmond,  turning  round  to  young 
Castlewood,  who  stood  at  the  door  as  the  talk  was  going  on. 
"  See  !  here  is  a  paper  whereon  His  Majesty  hath  deigned  to 
commence  some  verses  in  honour,  or  dishonour,  of  Beatrix. 
Here  is  'Madame'  and  'Flamme,'  'Cruelle'  and  '  Rebelle,' 
and  'Amour'  and  'Jour,'  in  the  Royal  writing  and  spelling. 
Had  the  Gracious  lover  been  happy,  he  had  not  passed  his 
time  in  sighing."  In  fact,  and  actually  as  he  was  speaking, 
Esmond  cast  his  eyes  down  towards  the  table,  and  saw  a 
paper  on  which  my  young  Prince  had  been  scrawling  a 
Madrigal,  that  was  to  finish  his  charmer  on  the  morrow. 

"Sir,"  says  the  Prince,  burning  with  rage  (he  had  assumed 
his  Royal  coat  unassisted  by  this  time),  "  did  I  come  here  to 
receive  insults  ?  " 

"To  confer  them,  may  it  please  your  Majesty,"  says  the 
Colonel,  with  a  very  low  bow,  "and  the  gentlemen  of  our 
family  are  come  to  thank  you." 

"  Ma/cdiction  /"  says  the  young  man,  tears  starting  into  his 
eyes,  with  helpless  rage  and  mortification.  "  What  will  you 
with  me,  gentlemen  ?  " 

"  If  your  Majesty  will  please  to  enter  the  next  apartment," 


I  BRING  OUT  Holt's  Papers  507 

says  Esmond,  preserving  his  grave  tone,  "  I  have  some  papers 
there  which  I  would  gladly  submit  to  you,  and  by  your  per- 
mission I  will  lead  the  way ; "  and  taking  the  taper  up,  and 
backing  before  the  Prince  with  very  great  ceremony,  Mr. 
Esmond  passed  into  the  little  chaplain's  room,  through  which 
we  had  just  entered  into  the  house.  "  Please  to  set  a  chair 
for  His  Majesty,  Frank,"  says  the  Colonel  to  his  companion, 
who  wondered  almost  as  much  at  this  scene,  and  was  as  much 
puzzled  by  it,  as  the  other  actor  in  it.  Then  going  to  the  crypt 
over  the  mantelpiece,  the  Colonel  opened  it,  and  drew  thence 
the  papers  which  so  long  had  lain  there. 

"Here,  may  it  please  your  Majesty,"  says  he,  "is  the 
Patent  of  Marquis  sent  over  by  your  Royal  Father  at  St. 
Germains  to  Viscount  Castlewood,  my  father :  here  is  the 
witnessed  certificate  of  my  father's  marriage  to  my  mother, 
and  of  my  birth  and  christening  ;  I  was  christened  of  that 
religion  of  which  your  sainted  sire  gave  all  through  life  so 
shining  an  example.  These  are  my  titles,  dear  Frank,  and  this 
what  I  do  with  them  :  here  go  Baptism  and  Marriage,  and 
here  the  Marquisate  and  the  August  Sign-Manual,  with  which 
your  predecessor  was  pleased  to  honour  our  race."  And  as 
Esmond  spoke  he  set  the  papers  burning  in  the  brazier. 
"  You  will  please,  sir,  to  remember,"  he  continued,  "  that  our 
family  hath  ruined  itself  by  fidelity  to  yours ;  that  my  grand- 
father spent  his  estate,  and  gave  his  blood  and  his  son  to  die 
for  your  service ;  that  my  dear  lord's  grandfather,  (for  lord  you 
are  now,  Frank,  by  right  and  title  too,)  died  for  the  same  cause; 
that  my  poor  kinswoman,  my  father's  second  wife,  after  giving 
away  her  honour  to  your  wicked  perjured  race,  sent  all  her 
wealth  to  the  King,  and  got  in  return  that  precious  title  that 
lies  in  ashes,  and  this  inestimable  yard  of  blue  riband.  I  lay 
this  at  your  feet  and  stamp  upon  it ;  I  draw  this  sword,  and 
break  it  and  deny  you ;  and  had  you  completed  the  wrong  you 
designed  us,  by  Heaven,  I  would  have  driven  it  through  your 
heart,  and  no  more  pardoned  you  than  your  father  pardoned 
Monmouth.     Frank  will  do  the  same,  won't  you,  cousin? 

Frank,  who  had  been  looking  on  with  a  stupid  air  at  the 
papers  as  they  flamed  in  the  old  brazier,  took  out  his  sword 
and  broke  it,  holding  his  head  down.  "  I  go  with  my  cousin," 
says  he,  giving  Esmond  a  grasp  of  the  hand.     "  Marquis  or 

not,  by ,  I  stand  by  him  any  day.     I  beg  your  Majesty's 

pardon  for  swearing;  that  is — that  is — Pm  for  the  Elector  of 


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Hanover.  It's  all  your  Majesty's  own  fault.  The  Queen's 
dead  most  likely  by  this  time ;  and  you  might  have  been 
King  if  you  hadn't  come  dangling  after  Trix." 

"  Thus  to  lose  a  crown,"  says  the  young  Prince,  starting  up, 
and  speaking  French  in  his  eager  way ;  "  to  lose  the  loveliest 
woman  in  the  world  ;  to  lose  the  loyalty  of  such  hearts  as 
yours,  is  not  this,  my  lords,  enough  of  humiliation  ? — Marquis, 
if  I  go  on  my  knees,  will  you  pardon  me  ? — No,  I  can't  do 
that,  but  I  can  offer  you  reparation,  that  of  honour,  that  of 
gentlemen.  Favour  me  by  crossing  the  sword  with  mine  : 
yours  is  broke — see,  yonder  in  the  armoire  are  two  ; "  and  the 
Prince  took  them  out  as  eager  as  a  boy,  and  held  them  towards 
Esmond  :  " — Ah  !  you  will  ?     Merci,  monsieur,  merci ! " 

Extremely  touched  by  this  immense  mark  of  condescension 
and  repentance  for  wrong  done.  Colonel  Esmond  bowed  down 
so  low  as  almost  to  kiss  the  gracious  young  hand  that  con- 
ferred on  him  such  an  honour,  and  took  his  guard  in  silence. 
The  swords  were  no  sooner  met,  than  Castlewood  knocked  up 
Esmond's  with  the  blade  of  his  own,  which  he  had  broke  off 
short  at  the  shell ;  and  the  Colonel  falling  back  a  step,  dropped 
his  point  with  another  very  low  bow,  and  declared  himself 
perfectly  satisfied. 

"Eh  bien,  Vicomte!"  says  the  young  Prince,  who  was  a 
boy,  and  a  French  boy,  "il  ne  nous  reste  qu'une  chose  a 
faire  : "  he  placed  his  sword  upon  the  table,  and  the  fingers  of 
his  two  hands  upon  his  breast.  "  We  have  one  more  thing  to 
do,"  says  he  ;  "  you  do  not  divine  it  ?  "  He  stretched  out  his 
arms  :  "  Embrassons  nous  !  " 

The  talk  was  scarce  over,  when  Beatrix  entered  the  room  : 
— What  came  she  to  seek  there  ?  She  started  and  turned  pale 
at  the  sight  of  her  brother  and  kinsman,  drawn  swords,  broken 
sw^ord-blades,  and  papers  yet  smouldering  in  the  brazier. 

"  Charming  Beatrix,"  says  the  Prince,  with  a  blush  which 
became  him  very  well,  "these  lords  have  come  a-horseback 
from  London,  where  my  sister  lies  in  a  despaired  state,  and 
where  her  successor  makes  himself  desired.  Pardon  me  for 
my  escapade  of  last  evening.  I  had  been  so  long  a  prisoner, 
that  I  seized  the  occasion  of  a  promenade  on  horseback,  and 
my  horses  naturally  bore  me  towards  you.  I  found  you  a 
Queen  in  your  little  Court,  w^here  you  deigned  to  entertain 
me.  Present  my  homages  to  your  Maids  of  Honour.  I 
sighed  as  you  slept,  under  the  window  of  your  chamber,  and 


Farewell  to  Beatrix  509 

then  retired  to  seek  rest  in  my  own.  It  was  there  that  these 
gentlemen  agreeably  roused  me.  Yes,  milords,  for  that  is  a 
happy  day  that  makes  a  Prince  acquainted,  at  whatever  cost 
to  his  vanity,  with  such  a  noble  heart  as  that  of  the  Marquis 
of  Esmond.  IMademoiselle,  may  we  take  your  coach  to  town  ? 
I  saw  it  in  the  hangar,  and  this  poor  Marquis  must  be 
dropping  with  sleep." 

"Will  it  please  the  King  to  breakfast  before  he  goes?" 
was  all  Beatrix  could  say.  The  roses  had  shuddered  out  of 
her  cheeks ;  her  eyes  were  glaring ;  she  looked  quite  old. 
She  came  up  to  Esmond  and  hissed  out  a  word  or  two  : — "If 
I  did  not  love  you  before,  cousin,"  says  she,  "think  how  I 
love  you  now."  If  words  could  stab,  no  doubt  she  would  have 
killed  Esmond ;  she  looked  at  him  as  if  she  could. 

But  her  keen  words  gave  no  wound  to  Mr.  Esmond ;  his 
heart  was  too  hard.  As  he  looked  at  her,  he  wondered  that 
he  could  ever  have  loved  her.  His  love  of  ten  years  was 
over ;  it  fell  down  dead  on  the  spot,  at  the  Kensington  tavern, 
where  Frank  brought  him  the  note  out  of  Eikon  Basilike. 
The  Prince  blushed  and  bowed  low  as  she  gazed  at  him, 
and  quitted  the  chamber.  I  have  never  seen  her  from 
that  day. 

Horses  were  fetched  and  put  to  the  chariot  presently. 
My  lord  rode  outside ;  and  as  for  Esmond,  he  was  so  tired 
that  he  was  no  sooner  in  the  carriage  than  he  fell  asleep  and 
never  woke  till  night,  as  the  coach  came  into  Alton. 

As  we  drove  to  the  Bell  Inn  comes  a  mitred  coach  with 
our  old  friend  Lockwood  beside  the  coachman.  My  Lady 
Castlewood  and  the  Bishop  were  inside ;  she  gave  a  little 
scream  when  she  saw  us.  The  two  coaches  entered  the  inn 
almost  together ;  the  landlord  and  people  coming  out  with 
lights  to  welcome  the  visitors. 

We  in  our  coach  sprang  out  of  it,  as  soon  as  ever  we  saw 
the  dear  lady,  and  above  all,  the  Doctor  in  his  cassock. 
"What  was  the  news?  Was  there  yet  time?  Was  the  Queen 
alive  ?  "  These  questions  were  put  hurriedly,  as  Boniface  stood 
waiting  before  his  noble  guests  to  bow  them  up  the  stair. 

"Is  she  safe?"  was  what  Lady  Castlewood  whispered  in 
a  flutter  to  Esmond. 

"All's  well,  thank  God,"  says  he,  as  the  fond  lady  took 
his  hand  and  kissed  it,  and  called  him  her  preserver  and  her 
dear.     She  wasn't  thinking  of  Queens  and  crowns. 


5IO      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

The  Bishop's  news  was  reassuring  :  at  least  all  was  not 
lost ;  the  Queen  yet  breathed  or  was  alive  when  they  left 
London,  six  hours  since.  ("It  was  Lady  Castlewood  who 
insisted  on  coming,"  the  Doctor  said).  Argyle  had  marched 
up  regiments  from  Portsmouth,  and  sent  abroad  for  more; 
the  Whigs  were  on  the  alert,  a  pest  on  them  (I  am  not  sure 
but  the  Bishop  swore  as  he  spoke),  and  so  too  were  our 
people.  And  all  might  be  saved,  if  only  the  Prince  could 
be  at  London  in  time.  We  called  for  horses,  instantly  to 
return  to  London.  We  never  went  up  poor  crest-fallen 
Boniface's  stairs,  but  into  our  coaches  again :  the  Prince 
and  his  Prime-minister  in  one,  Esmond  in  the  other  with 
only  his  dear  mistress  as  a  companion. 

Castlewood  galloped  forwards  on  horseback  to  gather  the 
Prince's  friends,  and  warn  them  of  his  coming.  We  travelled 
through  the  night — Esmond  discoursing  to  his  mistress  of 
the  events  of  the  last  twenty-four  hours ;  of  Castlewood's 
ride  and  his ;  of  the  Prince's  generous  behaviour  and  their 
reconciliation.  The  night  seemed  short  enough ;  and  the 
star-lit  hours  passed  away  serenely  in  that  fond  company. 

So  we  came  along  the  road ;  the  Bishop's  coach  heading 
ours ;  and,  with  some  delays  in  procuring  horses,  we  got  to 
Hammersmith  about  four  o'clock  on  Sunday  morning,  the 
I  St  of  August,  and  half-an-hour  after,  it  being  then  bright 
day,  we  rode  by  my  Lady  Warwick's  house,  and  so  down 
the  street  of  Kensington. 

Early  as  the  hour  was,  there  was  a  bustle  in  the  street,  and 
many  people  moving  to  and  fro.  Round  the  gate  leading  to 
the  Palace,  where  the  guard  is,  there  was  especially  a  great 
crowd.  And  the  coach  ahead  of  us  stopped,  and  the  Bishop's 
man  got  down  to  know  what  the  concourse  meant. 

There  presently  came  from  out  of  the  gate — -Horse  Guards 
with  their  trumpets,  and  a  company  of  heralds,  with  their 
tabards.  The  trumpets  blew,  and  the  herald-at-arms  came 
forward  and  proclaimed  George,  by  the  grace  of  God,  of 
Great  Britain,  France  and  Ireland,  King,  Defender  of  the 
Faith.     And  the  people  shouted,  God  save  the  King. 

Among  the  crowd  shouting  and  waving  their  hats,  I  caught 
sight  of  one  sad  face,  which  I  had  known  all  my  life,  and  seen 
under  many  disguises.  It  w-as  no  other  than  poor  Mr.  Holt's, 
who  had  slipped  over  to  England  to  witness  the  triumph  of  the 
good  cause ;  and  now  beheld  its  enemies  victorious,  amidst 


My   crowning    Happiness  511 

the  acclamations  of  the  EngUsh  people.  The  poor  fellow  had 
forgot  to  huzzay  or  to  take  his  hat  off,  until  his  neighbours  in 
the  crowd  remarked  his  want  of  loyalty,  and  cursed  him  for  a 
Jesuit  in  disguise,  w^hen  he  ruefully  uncovered  and  began  to 
cheer.  Sure  he  was  the  most  unlucky  of  men  :  he  never 
played  a  game  but  he  lost  it ;  or  engaged  in  a  conspiracy  but 
'twas  certain  to  end  in  defeat.  I  saw  him  in  Flanders  after 
this,  whence  he  went  to  Rome  to  the  head-quarters  of  his 
Order;  and  actually  re-appeared  among  us  in  America,  very 
old,  and  busy,  and  hopeful.  I  am  not  sure  that  he  did  not 
assume  the  hatchet  and  moccassins  there ;  and,  attired  in  a 
blanket  and  war-paint,  skulk  about  a  Missionary  amongst  the 
Indians.  He  lies  buried  in  our  neighbouring  province  of 
Maryland  now,  with  a  cross  over  him,  and  a  mound  of  earth 
above  him  ;  under  which  that  unquiet  spirit  is  for  ever  at 
peace. 

With  the  sound  of  King  George's  trumpets,  all  the  vain 
hopes  of  the  weak  and  foolish  young  Pretender  were  blown 
away ;  and  with  that  musick,  too,  I  may  say,  the  drama  of  my 
own  life  was  ended.  That  happiness,  which  hath  subsequently 
crowned  it,  cannot  be  written  in  words  ;  'tis  of  its  nature  sacred 
and  secret,  and  not  to  be  spoken  of,  though  the  heart  be  ever 
so  full  of  thankfulness,  save  to  Heaven  and  the  One  Ear  alone 
— to  one  fond  being,  the  truest  and  tenderest  and  purest  wife 
ever  man  was  blessed  with.  As  I  think  of  the  immense 
happiness  which  was  in  store  for  me,  and  of  the  depth  and 
intensity  of  that  love  which  for  so  many  years  hath  blessed 
me,  I  own  to  a  transport  of  wonder  and  gratitude  for  such  a 
boon — nay,  am  thankful  to  have  been  endowed  with  a  heart 
capable  of  feeling  and  knowing  the  immense  beauty  and  value 
of  the  gift  which  God  hath  bestowed  upon  me.  Sure,  love 
vificit  omnia ;  is  immeasurably  above  all  ambition,  more 
precious  than  wealth,  more  noble  than  name.  He  knows  not 
life  who  knows  not  that :  he  hath  not  felt  the  highest  faculty 
of  the  soul  who  hath  not  enjoyed  it.  In  the  name  of  my  wife 
I  write  the  completion  of  hope,  and  the  summit  of  happiness. 
To  have  such  a  love  is  the  one  blessing,  in  comparison  of 
which  all  earthly  joy  is  of  no  value  ;  and  to  think  of  her,  is  to 
praise  God. 

It  was  at  Eruxelles,  whither  we  retreated  after  the  failure 
of  our  plot — our  Whig  friends  advising  us  to  keep  out  of  the 


512      The  History  of  Henry  Esmond 

way — that  the  great  joy  of  my  life  was  bestowed  upon  me,  and 
that  my  dear  mistress  became  my  wife.  We  had  been  so 
accustomed  to  an  extreme  intimacy  and  confidence,  and  had 
lived  so  long  and  tenderly  together,  that  we  might  have  gone 
on  to  the  end  without  thinking  of  a  closer  tie ;  but  circum- 
stances brought  about  that  event,  which  so  prodigiously  multi- 
plied my  happiness  and  hers  (for  which  I  humbly  thank 
Heaven),  although  a  calamity  befell  us,  which,  I  blush  to  think, 
hath  occurred  more  than  once  in  our  house.  I  know  not  what 
infatuation  of  ambition  urged  the  beautiful  and  wayward 
woman,  whose  name  hath  occupied  so  many  of  these  pages, 
and  who  was  served  by  me  with  ten  years  of  such  a  constant 
fidelity  and  passion ;  but  ever  after  that  day  at  Castlewood, 
when  we  rescued  her,  she  persisted  in  holding  all  her  family 
as  her  enemies,  and  left  us,  and  escaped  to  France,  to  what  a 
fate  I  disdain  to  tell.  Nor  was  her  son's  house  a  home  for 
my  dear  mistress ;  my  poor  Frank  was  weak  as  perhaps  all  our 
race  hath  been  and  led  by  women.  Those  around  him  were 
imperious,  and  in  a  terror  of  his  mother's  influence  over  him, 
lest  he  should  recant,  and  deny  the  creed  which  he  had 
adopted  by  their  persuasion.  The  difference  of  their  religion 
separated  the  son  and  the  mother :  my  dearest  mistress  felt 
that  she  was  severed  from  her  children  and  alone  in  the  world 
— alone  but  for  one  constant  servant  on  whose  fidelity,  praised 
be  Heaven,  she  could  count.  'Twas  after  a  scene  of  ignoble 
quarrel  on  the  part  of  Frank's  wife  and  mother  (for  the  poor 
lad  had  been  made  to  marry  the  whole  of  that  German  family 
with  whom  he  had  connected  himself),  that  I  found  my 
mistress  one  day  in  tears,  and  then  besought  her  to  confide 
herself  to  the  care  and  devotion  of  one  who,  by  God's  help, 
would  never  forsake  her.  And  then  the  tender  matron,  as 
beautiful  in  her  autumn,  and  as  pure  as  virgins  in  their  spring, 
with  blushes  of  love  and  "eyes  of  meek  surrender,"  yielded 
to  my  respectful  importunity,  and  consented  to  share  my 
home.  Let  the  last  words  I  write  thank  her,  and  bless  her 
who  hath  blessed  it. 

By  the  kindness  of  Mr.  Addison,  all  danger  of  prosecution 
and  every  obstacle  against  our  return  to  England  was  removed  ; 
and  my  son  Frank's  gallantry  in  Scotland  made  his  peace  with 
the  King's  government.  But  we  two  cared  no  longer  to  live 
in  England  ;  and  Frank  formally  and  joyfully  yielded  over  to 
us  the  possession  of  that  estate  which  we  now  occupy,  far 


Laus    Domino  513 

away  from  Europe  and  its  troubles,  on  the  beautiful  banks  of 
the  Potowmac,  where  we  have  built  a  new  Castlewood,  and 
think  with  grateful  hearts  of  our  old  home.  In  our  trans- 
atlantick  country  we  have  a  season,  the  calmest  and  most 
delightful  of  the  year,  which  we  call  the  Indian  summer :  I 
often  say  the  autumn  of  our  life  resembles  that  happy  and 
serene  weather  :  and  am  thankful  for  its  rest  and  its  sweet 
sunshine.  Heaven  hath  blessed  us  with  a  child,  which  each 
parent  loves  for  her  resemblance  to  the  other.  Our  diamonds 
are  turned  into  ploughs  and  axes  for  our  plantations ;  and  into 
negroes,  the  happiest  and  merriest,  I  think,  in  all  this  country  : 
and  the  only  jewel  by  which  my  wife  sets  any  store,  and  from 
which  she  hath  never  parted,  is  that  gold  button  she  took 
from  my  arm  on  the  day  when  she  visited  me  in  prison,  and 
which  she  wore  ever  after,  as  she  told  me,  on  the  tenderest 
heart  in  the  world. 


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