The Inventions of the Idiot

The Inventions of the Idiot
by John Kendricks Bangs

lt was before the Idiot's marriage, and in the days when he was nothing
more than a plain boarder in Mrs. Smithers-Pedagog's High-class Home
for Single Gentlemen, that he put what the School-master termed his

aaa a eels kamen oe "alleged mind" on plans for the amelioration of the condition of the
THE INVENTIONS | l civilized." This humorous story by the editor of Puck magazine describes
n | how the Idiot sets out to improve the lot of civilized man through his

IHE IDIO I~ By | inventions - the lot of barbarian man already being well tended to by
A PENERE ET e. ; a | missionaries and other do-gooders. (Total running time: 2:37:54)

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Narrator - peac

The Idiot - Algy Pug

Mr. Pedagog(aka The Schoolmaster) - Adam Bratcher

Mrs. Smithers Pedagog - TriciaG

The Doctor - Raken

The Bibliomaiac - Availle

Mr. Poet - Matthew Reece

Mr. Whitechoker(aka The Minister) - Aidan Brack

The Genial Old Gentleman who occasionally imbibed - om123

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