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JOHN CHINAMAN
AND A FEW OTHERS
FORMERLY ONE OF H.M. CONSULS IN THE FAR EAST
^ H?!^ A R K E R
By E
AUTHOR OF "CHINA, HER HISTORY, DIPLOMACY
♦»
AND COMMERCE, ETC., ETC.
SECOND EDITION
" No nuui but a blockhead ever wrote except for money
Dr. Samuel Johnson
" I do not love a man who is zealous for nothing "
Dr. Oliver Goldsmith
NEW YORK
E. P. BUTTON & CO.
LONDON
JOHN MURRAY
1902
3>S
not,
MY DAUGHTER
MARY
PREFACE
SOME books have been likened to molehills : with-
out being exhaustive treatises on the work to
which an author has devoted his life, they serve to
show the direction in which he has been burrowing,
and the soil in which he has been working. Some
such character I would claim for the reminiscences
contained in the following pages. It will be observed
that humble folk are throughout placed absolutely on
a footing with great personages ; I, for one, being per-
suaded that the lowly are just as interesting company
as the mighty. In fact, a (since then very distin-
guished) diplomatist once said to me, as he took
the air upon my consular verandah, when on tour
amongst the treaty ports : — " A celebrated man on
a certain occasion repeated in my hearing the old
remark that the world would be positively astounded
if it only knew with what a very small amount of
capacity and ability it was governed" To this I may
add as a corollary : — " and how much excellence there
is to be found in obscure persons " — such as I describe
Vll
viii PREFACE
here ; to one of whom, I may say with gratitude
I owe my safe^ if not my life two or three times
over: I consequently give him a place of prominence
in the frontispiece. It will also be noticed that
my experiences with the Chinese have always had
a Quixotic tinge about them ; that is to say, that
I have had to socorrtr viudas, endereear tuerios, and
remediar agravios as often for Frenchmen, Germans,
Russians, Italians, Danes, Americans, Portuguese,
Spaniards, and Chinese as for British subjects ; having
el buen Sancho always at my heel: it would almost
look as though I had gone through a career with the
coat-tails provokingly trailing under the nose of every
man armed with a buckthorn, and always spoiling for
a fight Ten years after making the above remark,
the same distinguished diplomatist wrote to me : —
"The more rows you are in, the better for you, so
long as you don't cause them yourself"; and this is
also true, — subject, however, again, to a slight addition :
"and so long as the game is played squarely."
But the main object is not to describe my own
doings ; it is to illustrate Chinese character by means
of concrete examples, docketed and dated so that
they can be verified, either by reference to the persons
mentioned, or to the archives of the countries named.
To the best of my powers, I relate nothing but
what is true ; what I have seen with my own eyes,
heard with my own ears, or searched out with my
■^«iU
PREFACE ix
own brains (or what does duty for brains) ; and it is
quite impossible, therefore, for me to draw convincing
life-pictures unless I introduce the tertium quid of my
own personality, which must consequently be always
regarded simply as a mere peg whereon to hang a
tale. What I wish particularly to point out is that,
shifty and crafty though Chinese officials may be,
they have never been impenetrable to "suasion," so
far as my personal experience goes, and have never
failed in the end to settle any case, however long
pending. Also that, hostile though the ignorant
Chinese people may often be, I have never found them
inaccessible to ** chaff" or reason, nor have they ever
actually injured my person, or any individual whom
chance may have placed under my protection, however
near they may have come to the point of violence.
To the best of my recollection, I have never had
to dismiss a Chinese servant, either private or public ;
nor have I ever found it indispensable to punish,
humiliate, or crush. Possibly self-consciousness of
many imperfections may have instinctively caused
me to refrain from too readily condemning others :
but whatever the inner inwardness of it may be, the
facts are, I believe, strictly as stated.
I do not say the Chinese are very nice people to live
amongst ; in fact, odi profanum vulgus et arceo was
always my feeling towards them. Yet I have always
met them in a tolerant spirit of equality, and possibly
X PREFACE
that is partly why I survive to state the circumstances
of it all. — Nor, on the other hand, do I deftly insinuate
that my methods have always been good methods, or
my judgment a sounder one than others' judgment : but
in the firm belief that the public, as a body, generally
forms its conclusions more justly than locally concerned
individuals, who often have private axes of their own
to grind, 1 simply leave the verdict in popular hands.
It will be seen that a consular officer's experiences,
though obscure, may yet be very varied ; and that,
although he cannot pretend to such services as are
rendered by members of " another circle," he still finds
occasional opportunities for profTering a useful hand
in a humble way. If, on the bare retrospect of his
experiences among the Chinese, a mere hack, so to
speak, can summon up such various recollections, it
may be well imagined what a wealth of incident the
more distinguished members of the same service might
recall, did not their diffidence, their modesty, or their
" diplomatic " prudence stand in the way.
I believe with Sir Robert Hart that in 'attempting
to crush the Chinese spirit we are making a great
mistake, for which we shall pay dearly in the future,
— unless we stay our hand in time; and there is yet
time. I cannot quite follow, and therefore am unable to
agree with, all the sentimental involutions of his reason-
ing, making mental allowance for the fact that he has
been too practically busy for forty years to fall in at once
PREFACE xi
with the conventional style of mere " writing fellows " ;
but none the less it appears to me that he has stood
generously forward as the one just man among a mob of
degenerate Christians. " This was the noblest Roman of
them all," say I. It is just seven hundred and seventy-
five years ago since the ancestors of the Manchus {i,e.
the old Manchus) destroyed the Cathayan power, and
then took the southern Chinese capital of Pien (modern
K'ai-f6ng Fu). They imposed an "indemnity of
10,000,000 ounces of gold, 20,000,000 * shoes ' of silver^
and 10,000,000 pieces of silk," which is about the sum
the united Powers are now trying to extract. But a
century later the Mongol hordes swept both these same
early Manchus in the East and also the early Russians
in the West out of political existence, only to be them-
selves driven away by pure Chinese one hundred and
fifty years later. This is but one solitary instance of how
the Chinese " eels get used to skinning " ; and I cannot
help thinking, therefore, that we Christians have not only
acted foolishly, uncharitably, and unjustly, but that we
are rousing a feeling of bitter resentment both in China,
and Japan, which may have rueful results for us all at
no very distant period ; and more especially for Russia,.
France, and Germany : that is to say, unless we decide
to recognise and make allowances for a human nature
which is to all essential purposes our own.
E. H. PARKER.
18, Gambibr Tkr&acb,
LiVBRPOOL.
CONTENTS
CHAPTER I
BIRTHS, MARRIAGES, AND DEATHS
PAGX»
An Event in the Snow (January 17, 1878)— The Captive Girl (1879)
—The Joy» of Matrimony (November, 1890)— Mrs. Patrick Fitz-
patrick CToole (1891)— Death of A-sz (September 28, 1879)
—Suicides (1880, 1890)— The Death of Ano's Brother (May 19,
1884)— Potted Ancestors (1870-8) 1-26
CHAPTER II
THE HAND OF GOD
Cholera at Foochow (September 6, 1877)— The Great Canton Tornado
(April II, 1878)— Wang-^h and the Cholera (December, 1880)
— A Celestial Coincidence (November 4, 1892) 27-3^
CHAPTER 111
THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
Chinese Washermen (March 22, i877)~The Chinese Diplomat in
Russia (July, 1882) — Chinese in Sumatra (June, 1888)— Chinese
in Australia (August, 1888)— The Chinaman m New Zealand
(October, 1888)— French Chinamen (1888, 1892, 1893)— The
Chinaman in Hawaii (November, i888)~Don Magnifico (May,
1893)— Chinese Gamblers (September, 1894) . 37-61
xiii
CONTENTS
CHAPTER IV
KINGS, POPES, PREMIERS. AND PHILOSOPHERS
The Tnugli romAa (1869-71)— Wbuung (June 18, 1871)— The
Taoiat " Pope " (September 10, 1880)— The PhiloiopheT Ctnctiu
(October 15, 1881)— CfaineK Roytlty (July 10, 189O— The
Emperor of Aniuun tjumtxj 30, 1891]— Chinamea as PiinceB
(Kovetnber, 1893)— Vie Victii (November 37, iSga)— The Wild
Kachyn* (FebrauTi 1893)— Hit Holiaeti the Pope (Juiuuy 37,
1894) 62-
CHAPTER V
" ROWS "—MISSIONARY AND OTHER
A Row with Stndeoti (Novembei 11, 1873)— The Caged Wuiiot
(December IJ, 1877)— A "MiuJODMy Row" (September 15,
1880)— FtUioK He Fell, ud FiUiug Emitted a Thnd (July 3,
l8St>— An Extinguither at Wbichow (October, 1884)— A Nice
Little Familj Party (October, 1884)— A Chineie "Re»olution"
(January 35, 1SS6} 90-133
CHAPTER VI
PIRACIES AND MURDERS
The Piracy of the Sftiri (Augml 31, 1S74)— A Hratical Attack
(February 19, 1884)— A Real Murder (November 17, 1886)—
The Great Murder Case (March, 1890)— The Ureal Spanish
Mulder Case [August, 1S89)— The Piracy of the lfam«a
(December, 1890)— Muidet WiU Out (1893-3) ■ 114-143
CONTENTS XV
CHAPTER VII
FOR WAYS THAT ARE DARK
PAGES
lie Government and the Pickpocket (May, 187 1)— The Dishonest
Postman (November 4, 1874)— The Thief on the Roof (1878)
— An Unsolved Mystery (March 9-19, 1880)— Another Dishonest
Postman (Jane 2— July 6, r88o)~The Head Thief (December 25,
1880)— Who Steals my Purse Steals Trash (April 15, 1881) 143-162
CHAPTER VIII
VICEROYS AND GOVERNORS
i Hong-chang (1871-72)— The Governor Hii Ying-hung (1872)^
The Viceroy Jweilin (September, 1874) — ^The Viceroy Yinghan
(March, 1875)— The Viceroy Liu Kun-yih (1878-9)— YUan Shl-
k'ai (1885-6) 163-179
CHAPTER IX
RELIGION AND MISSIONARIES
L Chinese Convert (1871-2, 1885-6)— Mussuhnans in China (1869,
i88x)— Saul! Saul! why persecutest thou Me? (1878-9)— A
Narrow Escape (October 21— November 28, 1885)— The Seed of
the Church (February 19, 188 1 ; February 11, 1887)— Father
Cadoux (1888, 1892-3)— Roman Catholic Education (1884-5,
1888, 1892-3)— Pagan Christians (May 20, 1893) . 180-204
CHAPTER X
HUMANITAS
3iinese Teachers (1867-8)— Old Ow (1874-5, 1878-9)— " Full of
Strange Oaths" (1879)— A Chinese Barrister (1876)— Old Lu
(1874-5* 1878-80; January, 1891)— Doctor Wong (1874-5, 1878)
—The Chinese Lettr^ (1884)— Chinese Poetry (1879, x^oo) 205-228
CHAPTER XI
ARMY AND NAVY
The ChiiKse Army (October 30, i8;o)— A Warrior in Trouble
(October 37, 1878)— A G>lluil Admiral (November 17, lS&>)
—A Soldier of the Old School (i88o-i)-The Chinese Navy
(May, 1890)— An InEtigatoi of Rebellion (February, 1893)—
Captain Ch'fn (1893-4)— Admiral Tii^ (July 4, 1885 i May 8.
1890)— A Corean Admiral (May t6, 1885)— Captain TJng [July,
[885— January, 1S86)— A more than Royal Salute (Auguu 17,
1886) a29-3«Sj
CHAPTER XII
PSEUDO-CHINAMEN
The Murderont Mongtd (November 11, 1869)— The Miao-tsi (t88t}—
The Corean Mtfii (1885-4)— The Grave of Empire (Match 16,
1S8S)— Joseph the Sinner (1S93) — An Anrumese Noble (January,
1893)— Sic Transit Gloria (April 39, 1S8S) . . 363-381
CHAPTER XIII
DISTINGUISHED FOREIGNERS
Chioeae Ptoce»oni (November 3, 1870)— Sir E. B. MaJet among
the Zufix and Philology Men (September 11-13 and '7-*o. '87a)
—Archdeacon Gray (1874-5, 1S78)— Sir Samuel Baker, Paiha
(September 4> 1880)— An Imperial Ambassador (April 7, 1881)-
HowlbeChineseTel^nphs Used to Work (December, 1886) 383-303
CHAPTER XIV
RAISING THE WIND
Chang-erh'i Winnii^ (1878)— Hoi^ong Salt-imogglers (July 17 —
August 33, 1878)— A Scandalous Squeeze (September 30—
October 1 1, 1878}— Who'U Buy My Gingham ? (May I3, 1881)—
There'iMoaeyinlt (1881)— The Salt-smuggler (1873, 1^3) 3°4-32i
^^■-.'uunHi
CONTENTS
xvu
CHAPTER XV
POLICE AND THEIR MASTERS
PAGES
The Mtncha Agent- Provocatiur (June 8, 1880)— The Vagabond
Escort (June, 1881)— My Escort (October, 1881)— The Big
Ting-cKai and the Small Ting-cKai (October i, 1884)— Tit-
for-Tat (Blarch 21, 1891)— The TWoi Chu (1891-3)— A Trucu-
lent Official (July 4-16, 1893) 322-343
CHAPTER XVI
PERSONAL
Chang-^h (1869-94)— A Dangerous Outing (May 13-141 1872)—
The Barber's " Pidjin " (1879)— And He Went for that Heathen
Chinee (i88iHChang-£rh'sViUainy (1885)— That Straight Heart
(1890) 344-359
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LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
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P*BI YIN-S^N's arsenal students and their INSTRUC-
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THE OLD JESUIT INSTRUMENTS OF THE ASTRONOMICAL
BOARD (TAKEN BY GBR&fANY) (WusiraUB Edipsis)
TUNG sUN the POETi WITH HIS TWO CHINESE COL
LEAGUES, 187I
THE KING (<* emperor") OF ANNAM
TOMB (NANKING) OF THE FOUNDER ( 1 368-98) OF THE
MING DYNASTY (VISITED FROM CHINKIANO)
LOOKING DOWN THE CANTON RIVER
PAGODA FROM WHICH A-n5 FELL ....
THE KING (NOW *< EMPEROR") OF CORBA
PAGODA ISLAND, FOOCHOW RIVER ....
THE BHAMO "CHINA STREET" AND BARBER's SHOP
HIS EXCELLENCY THE VICEROY LIU K*UN-YIH
THE LATE TAI-WON-KUN, FATHER OF THE KING OF
CORBA
ONB OF THE SHANGHAI JESUITS* ORPHANAGES
**OLD OW" AND HON. J. STEWART-LOCKHART
A student's UP-COUNTRY RETREAT
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THE BRITISH CAMP AT BHAUO , „ 244
IHTBRIOR OF THB TOMB (NEAR PEKING) OF THB CHINESE
UtNO EMPEROR VUNG-LOH, 1403-24 illliuinila
Atmmmnt tomb) ,. ,. 273
THE IHTERIOK OF THE TARTAR CBNBRAL's r^lfSN AT
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THB VICEROY OF CANTON IN HIS SEDAN-CHAIR
liauttroin ProcntivHt) 1 i> 284
THB CORRAM KEIR-APFARENT 11 1, JOO
A FAVOURITE WALK WITKIN THE WALLS OF WfiNCHOW
CITY 332
I am indebttd for pbotogisphs to Mn. Cave-Thomas, Mr. George
Hudf, Rev. E. Chatgebtcuf (Jtfiiii»iii Slrangirts), His Eicellenc;
Charlet Waeber, Rev. A. J. Colombel, S.J., Mr. J. Thomson,
Piofesm E. ChavanDC*, HU Excellency Liu K'nn-yih, Captain BallaQtiQe,
PrJDCe Husan, Hon. J. Stewart Lockhait, etc., etc. ; but it hia only
b«en found powble to utilite ■ tithe of those kindly supplied.
JOHN CHINAMAN
CHAPTER I
BIRTHS, MARRIAGES, AND DEATHS
^ AN EVENT IN THE SNOW
THE winter of 1877-8 was unusually bitter.
Every room in the Consulate had double
windows, in the Bohemian fashion ; the ground was
covered with snow for weeks at a time, and on a
windy day it was hard to keep warm in the room,
even with a big coal fire burning. Yet this was
the year of the great Shan Si famine, and millions
of peasants perished monthly from sheer want of
food. The neighbouring provinces were invaded by
endless troops of starving people. More especially so
was the neighbourhood of Chinkiang; I suppose
because all roads from the north lead thither. I
used to meet refugee families daily, as I took my
walks. If the father had any shoes left, he would
be shuffling along with a wisp of straw in them, or
I
2 BIRTHS, MARRIAGES, AND DEATHS
with old swathes tied about his leg, and round
the fragments of the shapeless shoes. Sometimes he
would have a couple of babies in one basket, and
a favourite little dog or a bird-cage or some clothes
in the other ; and if he had strength, would carry
them all slung to a pole over his shoulders : other-
wise they walked a bit, or a neighbour lent a hand.
The mother, with lank cheeks, stumpy feet, and
bedraggled hair, would limp wearily in the rear ;
perhaps the grandparents too. Occasionally they
would have an old wheelbarrow, or a few sticks of
furniture ; but they were all alike gaunt and hungry.
Yet never a word of anger or a movement of
violence : they all wore the patient, obstinate look
of camels or sheep. Of course they begged, and
often whined ; but they were as ready to chaff if
they got nothing as they were to grovel with grati-
tude for food or money. Silver coins were of little
use, scarcely known to most of them, and in any
case unchangeable for the moment, and much too
valuable : one-fiftieth of a penny was enough to
buy a coarse meal. The authorities had provided
thousands of mat hovels, on the walls, outside the
walls — anywhere, so long as private rights were not
invaded, and shelter from the wind was obtainable.
Skilly was served out gratis twice a day. Every
morning I saw dead bodies lying about ; but this
one can see any day on the Beggars' Bridge of
Peking, and in China it strikes no horror into the
. 1«t" - _. =
A FAMINE-STRICKEN MOTHER 3
imagination. I suppose there were from fifty thou-
sand to one hundred thousand refugees congregated
about Chinkiang, over and above the fifty thousand
r^ular inhabitants inside. At that time the city
was still half in ruins, and had barely got on its
imperialist legs again since the recapture of 1857
from the Taipings. On January 9, I remember, the
thermometer went down to 11** Fahrenheit, and, I
presume from general recollection, remained at pretty
near that figure for the best part of a month after.
One afternoon, at about four, I was rapidly
threading my way amongst the refugees, who were
huddling together in the snow under any scrap of
shelter they could find about the roads, when I
saw a woman of about thirty sitting alone, bolt
upright, on a hank of straw. She wore the usual
blue cotton wadded coat ; her face was covered with
tears and mud ; her nice black oily chignon had
gone to smithereens long ago, and the clotted hair
filled with sand was flying about in the wind over
her shoulders. There is a Chinese poetical saying :
" Approach the tub and sit in the straw," which
means " to be confined " : it ran through my head
at that moment. A good-natured, fat woman from
a small eating-house just then stepped out with a
big bowl of coarse soup, smoking hot. The woman
in the straw was swaying herself to and fro and
groaning ; but she took the bowl greedily, and at
once devoured the contents. I went on with my walk
4 BIRTHS, MARRIAGES, AND DEATHS
rather sadly inclined ; but there was no necessity for
scepticism or surprise, for the American consul had
told me but a day or two ago of a similar occurrence
which had taken place whilst he passed along with
his wife, just outside the British consulate. In about
an hour I came back the same way, and the woman
was still there, doing the best she could to wrap up
a small object in her bosom with rags, wisps of straw,
sticks, and bits of old clothes. She was now quite
cheerful, and had a relieved appearance. I gave her
a ten-cent piece, and asked after her condition. She
was quite sprightly enough to answer questions, and,
to judge by her comparatively unconcerned manner,
it was probably not the first time she had found
herself in a fix of the kind. Probably she slept
there, and walked on next morning briskly.
Archdeacon Gray of Canton, when told this story
some months later, capped it with another anecdote,
the details of which, however, arc more suitable to
The Lancet than to a character sketch-book. No
" medical men " are ever needed in China ; but a class
of women known as "life-receivers" make things as
comfortable as possible for the patient who can afford
to hire their assistance.
THE CAPTIVE GIRL
In times of war, pestilence, and famine, the kidnapping
and sale of children becomes very prevalent ; but at
all times and in all places it is more or less in vogue
•fcA^Wtaus
THE TALE OF ONE OUT OF MANY 5
throughout the Empire. It is not easy in any part of
China to question any but the boat-women closely : even
poor peasant girls and shrivelled-up old women think
it good form to run away from any strange man who
may cross their field ; not to say from any foreigner.
Sometimes, however, by accident one comes across a
woman of natural frankness and common sense, just as
in England one occasionally meets a " lady," free from
affectation, who can talk in a friendly and natural
way to a pauper or rough seaman. In the wilds of
Hu Peh, for instance, I once talked with a single
woman who was sole and absolute mistress of a large
inn. Even wives of the first, or confarreatio^ class are
sometimes bought with money before the compotatio
(as the Chinese have it) takes place. One of the
coeniptio^ or second order wives once told me the
following story. (I may explain that I was trying to
find out by questioning her how many generations
an ignorant woman could go back).
" My ancestors were Hakkas [descendants of coloni
from the north] of the Sin-ning hien city area, on
the south coast, not far from St. John's Island, where
the ' Potuki joss-man ' [St. Francis Xavier] died.
During the Red-cap [=Taiping] Rebellion of about
the sixth Ham-fung reign [1856], the whole place was
being overrun by plundering bands, and the people
were continually crying, *The rebels are here.' One
day my mother suddenly began collecting a few bangles
and valuables, grabbed me by the arm, and ran with
6 BIRTHS, MARRIAGES, AND DEATHS
me as hard as she could up the mountain. My aunt
took another direction. Being Hakkas, of course we
all had big feet, and could get over the ground
pretty quickly. We soon felt very hungry, and had
a difRculty in finding enough to satisfy our cravings
that night In the distance we could see through -
the darkness all the farms in our neighbourhood being
burned. I don't know whether my mother sold me
for food, or whether she merely placed me for safety
in charge of two men of our acquaintance ; but, any
way, she separated from me after a little more
wandering, and the two men sold me for a couple of
dollars to another man : then I was given a good
meal and taken down a stream in a small boat towards
the east, where at a market-town a man offered twenty
dollars for me. He took me to Macao, where I have
since lived with his sister. There were other girls
like myself there, and we were brought up to call
her ' mother.' She was always very kind to us, taught
us sewing, how to keep clean, how to preserve the
hair, teeth, health, etc., to cook, keep house, and so on.
There are plenty of such places in Macao. I have
never heard of any single member of my own family
since, and should not have remembered the above
had you not plied me with suggestive questions. My
' mother' owned a junk which used to trade r^ularly
with Pakhoi and Annam. The custom is for such girls
to be bred up at Macao, and either sold for two hundred
to five hundred dollars apiece to natives or fore^^ners
-#r.ii
TENDER MEMORIES 7
on the mainland as wives of the second class, or to
be let out as such on the hire system — t,e, the master
or husband pays so much a month until the price, plus
interest, is made up by instalments. Thus he is not
committed if he is disappointed. If we can coax enough
money out of him, we can buy out ourselves, and then
either resell ourselves to him, or keep the instalments
going to our own profit. In any case, the * mother'
never plays us false ; and, as you see, I am now here
in Macao on a visit to my ' mother ' and her brother,
although I have now paid her the whole of my
original price, three hundred dollars, and am free."
I went on to question her in her old Hakka dialect,
which she had nearly forgotten, and tried to find out
exactly from whence she came, so that I might make
enquiry if the village still existed. By cudgelling
her memory, she began to recall incidents of how she
used to help her father to plant the rice ; how the
crops were alternated ; how her brothers went to
school in the ancestral temple ; and so on. But when,
pressed by questions, she came to talk of her old grand-
father with his long white beard, smoking his pipe in
the porch, and dandling her on his knee as the sun
disappeared, she grew dazed, broke down utterly, and
could never be induced to speak of her old home
again. Nothing moves a Chinaman more than to
talk of his native village after he has left it and lost it.
Tis better to have loved and lost
Than never to have loved at all.
8 BIRTHS, MARRIAGES, AND DEATHS
THE JOYS OF MATRIMONY
The Cantonese apply the irreverent term fan-t'aa p'o,
or " turned over on the other side wench," to a widow
who marries again ; it is not considered good form,
but it is not illegal ; and one highly respectable instance
of remarriage was once brought forcibly under my
notice. I had "got wind" of my coming transfer to
an uncomfortable port (nearly all my ports were the
uncomfortable ones), when one day Chang-6rh set down
the soup tureen for dinner rather defiantly, and said :
" 1 have had an offer of marriage."
" Why, I thought you told me you had a wife living
with your mother."
" Yes, I had ; but she died whilst you were on leave
and I was in Peking last year."
" Well, if you didn't bring your first wife to live with
you, what's the use of marrying a second ? "
" My first wife was a lunatic, and I never had any-
thing to do with her after the ceremony. I was the
simpleton of the family, and my parents or brothers
took advantage of it to trade off an idiot belonging
to some rich friends — that was over twenty years ago.
I have no children. I want to be respectable now.
You are always scolding me about gambling, drinking,
smoking, and other vices ; but, as a matter of fact, I
^m only a trifle too tender-hearted, and have no other
defects. It is for your own honour that I should get
married. Look at those nuns at WSnchow, and those
I WILL FOOT IT WITH MY LORD 9
Japanese at Chemulpho ! What time I used to waste
Now I am nearly fifty, and want to be respectable."
" What have I got to do with it ? I don't care if
you have fifty wives, so long as my work is done."
'* Yes, but I want to borrow seventeen dollars ; and
besides, I want to keep her with me. There is plenty
of room behind."
" What sort of feet has she ? "
" Small, but not very ; and moreover, I am going
to make her let them out."
"Who is she? and how was it she knew of
you ? "
"She lives in the greengrocer's shop. She is a
Swatow woman, and her husband was a small military
mandarin killed by the French at the battle of
Ma-mwi. She has no money, and she had vowed
never to marry again. The greengrocer is a Swatow
man, and he gave her rice, and allowed her to occupy
a corner of his house. I go there every day to buy
vegetables, and she seems to have been struck with
my appearance. Messages and horoscopes have been
interchanged. She says she does not ask for body-
money, but she only owns the suit she wears on her
back. To fit her out in a way suited to your dignity
as my master ; to hire chairs and music, give a dinner,
and so on, will cost me seventeen dollars ; and as I
have now served you for nearly twenty years, I think
you might bestow this sum."
" Well, I don't mind ; but if I go anywhere you
lo BIRTHS, MARRIAGES, AND DEATHS
will have to come, and I can't have my business
interfered with in any way,"
" So far from that, I shall no longer go out in the
afternoons ; it will be for the further safety of your
house. Besides, she can patch your clothes and darn
your socks,"
" All right ; marry away. But, mind ! I totally
ignore her existence. You may t^e her or leave
her ; but if 1 say ' go,' you will have to go."
" I think the marriage will take place in about
three weeks."
Not many days had elapsed after this conversation
when the anticipated transfer came.
" Boy ! "
"Dja" (a borrowed Manchu term for "yes").
" In two weeks I am going south to Hoihow ; but I
must first go north to Shanghai. How about your
wife ? "
" The marriage docs not take place for eight days
yet."
"Well, you must change the date, or leave. You
know what I said."
" This is exceedingly awkward. Everything is fixed.
What am I to do ? The guests are invited, the chair
is ordered."
" I have nothing to do with that. I never asked you
to marry, and I am not going to have women standing
in my way ; you must come or leave."
Either the same day or the following, Chang-£rh
''ONLY A WOMAN'S HAIR" ii
came with a buoyant expression and announced the
following arrangements. The marriage was to take
place the very next day ; chair and feasts were to be
waived. She was to leave in charge of the Swatow
Guild for Hongkong, and stay at the Swatow
Guild there until we passed through from Shanghai.
The next day, whilst at dinner, I heard a com-
motion, and (having served the dinner in his waiter's
attire) in walked Chang-firh, dressed in his New
Year*s costume of yellow silk trousers, pink silk
gaiters, thick-soled yellow satin shoes, black silk skull-
cap with red knob, and various gorgeous coats and
" veskits " too complicated for me to describe.
" Here she is, old sire ! Give the old sire a
kotowP
In walked the blushing bride (the blushes covered,
however, with paint). She was well dressed in Swatow
style, of which I know so little that I cannot at all
describe it. Any way, she wore a suit of neutral-tinted
"coat and bags," with a head-gear of unspeakable
magnificence. She could not speak any dialect in-
telligible either to her husband or myself, but both
she and he could understand Cantonese ; and, if well
•'shouted at," she could also understand the drift of
•* mandarin."
The arrangements went off without a hitch.
She was duly installed at Hoihow, and Chang-drh
became quite a model character. Once a year only
she came to kotow to me.
12 BIRTHS, MARRIAGES, AND DEATHS
One fine day a fearful event occurred.
« Boy ! "
" Dja'.'
" In five days I leave for Burma. In forty-eight
hours all my effects and furniture must be corded
and shipped by direct steamer to Singapore." (The
ship measurement was over twelve tons.)
"What, Mientien [=Burma]? Can I take mywife?"
" You know what I said. I ignore her existence ;
but of course I will pay for her."
The woman was a fearful nuisance. At first she boldly
went " deck " amongst the coolies. Chang-firh was a
most attentive husband, and the first officer rigged up
a sort of canvas screen for them : this was on the
P. & O. We took fifteen hundred coolies from Singa-
pore to Penang in a British India steamer, and as
this was really too much of a good thing (especially
as half the coolies were Tamils), I gave Chang-^h and
his wife second-class fare. In Burma it was even
worse : no Chinese will serve as menial servants there
(except northern men on the Bhamo steamers), and
I had to leave her for several months in a Swatow
man's hotel, and send the Chinese writer second-class
with her by train to Mandalay, whence by steamer
to Bhamo, where she was a fixture for a year. She
earned her keep, and got one dollar a month for darn-
ing. She was so respectable that one of the missionary
ladies used to visit her. — When Chang-6rh died, I heard
from some one that the Swatow Guild, at a; place on
"IRELAND, IRELAND, UBER ALLES" 13
the Yangtsze where he was serving, had once more
taken charge of her, and had sent her home to
Swatow, (1898).
MRS. PATRICK FITZPATRICK OTOOLE.
This Chinese lady was one of the not very many in
the Orient who had succeeded in uniting to herself,
by what we in Europe hold to be strictly orthodox
bonds, her liege lord and master. Very many others,
of all European nationalities, both in the place where
Mr. O'Toole was by me discovered, and in scores of
ports, towns, and remote regions in the Far East, had
followed, and still follow, the conjugal practices found
by experience so suitable to surrounding circumstances ;
the only difference being that for many reasons they
prefer to limit themselves to those formalities which,
in the native mind and under Chinese law, suffice f»r
a legitimate union, with rights of descent. It is usually
under missionary influence that the husband is induced
to superadd earthly ties to what they solemnly assure
him is already a complete marriage in Heaven ; but
the Chinese females are totally indifferent in most
instances -to these barbarian refinements of thought,
which add nothing whatever to their respectability of
status amongst their own friends, or to the comfort of
their own consciences.
Mr. OToole was an old public servant, originally
of moderate if not humble degree, who had served
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with credit in the early days of Hongkong, and
drew a pension. To supplement this exiguous allow-
ance, he had conceived the idea of becoming a
merchant prince. He was a fine, portly old gentle-
man, of most distinguished bearing when I met him
at Hoihow, with snow-white hair and the general
appearance of a British Governor, or, say, a Brazilian
Emperor. His jolly Irish wit at once attracted my
respectful attention, and as he was the head of the
firm of " Au-tu," or the " Macao Emporium," — repre-
senting the sound O'Too (O'Toole & Co.), — I thought
myself quite justified in asking him to dinner, the other
guests being officials, missionaries, and naval officers.
Mr. O'Toole had preserved from the wreck of past
greatness a good dress suit ; he kept us in roars of
laughter, and was voted a complete success ; — in fact,
he was t/ie guest of the evening.
I soon learnt that his business in transit-passes,
kerosene oil, sugar, and pigs was really carried on
by his Chinese wife, a shrill and determined little
woman, who carried on O'Toole too. Both of them
were staunch Roman Catholics, and consequently
both of them received the sanctions of the worthy
Porti^ese priests, Fathers Baptista and Diegues.
Poor Mrs. O'Toole worked hard to keep the wolf
from the door, and, being a British subject by
" high-toned " marriage, she of course had my perfect
sympathy. But times and progress were too much
for her : new syndicates swept away the transit-pass
"WERE I NOT ALEXANDER" 15
agencies and kerosene profits. Old OToole became
practically imbecile, and one day I incidentally heard
that good Father Diegues was actually stinting himself
of his meagre allowance in order to keep the orthodox
family in rice. The local cemetery was a bleak place
to lay one's bones in, so I arranged with Mrs. OToole
to clear out, bag and baggage, for Hongkong, where
the old man survived as a sort of local Micawber for
another year, his wife remaining true to the last. When
I last saw him, hanging about the hotel bar, perfectly
dapper in his clean white shirt and tie, he asked me if
I could get him a post as " adviser " to (I forget what) : —
that was when I was myself going through Hong-
kong as ** Adviser to Burma."
Father Diegues' behaviour had been so thoroughly
admirable that I managed to obtain some compensa-
tion for him from the Foreign Office people, who,
however, misread the name Diognes. My witty
successor, in informing me of this, wrote : " It was
absurd of the Foreign Office to think of Diogenes,
for even they must have known that no Portuguese
ever saw £he inside of a tub."
DEATH OF A-SZ
"Coolies" as a body in China (when the word is
taken in the sense of menial coolies or lower-house
servants) bear the same relation to the " boy " that
the housemaids and kitchen-women do to our butler.
i6 BIRTHS. MARRIAGES, AND DEATHS
They come only indirectly under the average master's
eye, and are liable to " get the sack " if the *' boy "
cannot manage quietly along with them.
In this state of human affairs 1 acquiesced, subject,
hdwever, to the following limitations. All wages were
paid to each recipient by myself, and if the recipient
was then fool enough to allow himself to be squeezed,
I never interfered. All employes were on an equal
footing of justice : the coolies might accuse each other ;
the writer, or the " boy," or the writer might accuse
them ; but it had to be face to face, or in writing.
I was no enemy of gossip ; but when the " boy " had
entertained me with an Interesting story of how the
t'ing-di'ai had murdered his wife, accepted bribes, given
me away to the mandarins, and smoked opium all
night, I simply asked : " Well, what do you propose
to do ? Do you wish me to send for X. and ask
him if this is all true?" Of course he said: "Not
for worlds ; but I only tell you."
After a few years it became a fixed tradition that
no backbiting had any avail ; but of course the coolies
were different men at each place, for few coolies can
afford to leave their native spot. Yet they were
nearly all the same — sturdy, swarthy, patient, indus-
trious, inofTensive, and respectful men. So soon as
they found they had " rights," they seemed to develop
an attitude of humble gratitude and almost surprised
reverence. I never asked for a "character": if they
showed me one, I read it, but explained that the good
A GOOD CHINAMAN 17
man was the man who seemed good to me, and that
I wanted no one else's opinion.
I have not the faintest idea who A-sz was, or
where he came from. Possibly he was one of Sir
Brooke Robertson's old retainers ; but any way, I found
he was one of my private servants when {yide infra)
I took possession of the old yamin the day after the
tornado; and so long as the other servants arranged
things with the '^ boy " without friction, I never cared
who became my servant, though I never allowed any one
but myself to dismiss. But A-sz soon struck me as
being an exceptionally good man : he always " wore "
bare feet ; rarely spoke within my hearing ; knew how
to disappear when I approached ; was never late with
the bath, the boots, and so on ; never quarrelled ; was
not obsequious; and could stand up and speak like
a man, looking me in the face with his big, honest
brown eyes whenever I addressed him.
A-sz means "Fourth," but the other servants all
called him A-sz-ko, or " Brother Fourth," in Chinese
fashion. I used to arrive from the office at 4.45 p.m.,
and after tea go for a walk till 6 or 6.30. He was
always punctual with the tray, and having once been
accidentally surprised by me carrying a little child on
his shoulder when he came up with the tea-things,
and finding I did not make any adverse remark, he
continued to do so, and I got into the habit of
bringing home a trifling present or toy every day.
Then there was the old Hakka woman who used
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to cut the grass. She had a cottage in the front park,
cultivated a field there, and lived with her grandchildren.
She got into the way of saluting me, too ; so that
what with A-sz, his charge, and the old hag, I gradually
began to realise how —
Sweet 'tis to know there is an eye will mark
Our coming, and giow brighter aa we come.
But cholera is almost endemic inside the city, and
one day the other servants told me A-sz was down
with it His wife had come to nurse him, and they
all wanted to know if I would mind priests being
called in. For safety (their own safety, for I had
at least twenty retainers of all kinds in the servants'
quarters) they had moved him out, and set him down
in the corridor near my bedroom. The exorcising of
demons kept me awake all one night, so I slept the
next on the Shamien settlement. Walking home at
6 a.m., I found a fearful howling and banging of
instruments going on. A-sz was dead, and of. course
had to be encoffined at once. I naturally faid for
the coffin with all speed, and for the further priestly
purifications to follow. But there was a gloom in
the yamin for some time, and it was interesting to
notice what an affectionate memory A-sz had left
behind him.
tarn
ACTS OF ''SHORT SIGHT" 19
SUICIDES
Captain Yankowsky was a fine skipper, and belonged
to that curious group of foreigners in China who possess
no nationality. But that is neither here nor there.
Near the odious town of Shasi, one afternoon, he and
I were discussing the affairs of the world in general,
and of Russia in particular, when the steward ran in
to say: "The boy's overboard." In this instance the
word "boy" means what it purports to mean, and
referred to a pretty lad of sixteen who was doing
what is known as " learn pidgin " on board. The other
boys (here used in the Pickwickian sense) had been
" chaffing " him ; and he jumped overboard, with all
his wadded clothes on, simply to spite them. Naviga-
tion amongst the shoals was intricate and dangerous,
but, with a roar of sympathetic fury, good Captain
Yankowsky was up on the bridge in an instant; a
boat was manned and out in a minute ; the steamer
was stoj^d and allowed to drift slowly backwards;
the lad was fished up by the seat of his trousers just
as he was sinking for the fourth time, put to bed,
and dosed internally and externally with brandy.
Next day he was waiting at table as usual.
The Imperial Commissioner Pei Yin-sfin at the
Ma-mwi Arsenal was an old scholar of sixty, and a
man of vice-regal rank: he ought to have known
better. He always struck me, when we conversed
together, as being a trifle moody. He it was who
20 BIRTHS, MARRIAGES, AND DEATHS
reared a temple in memory of the brave fellows (my
" boy's " wife's late lamented No. i being amongst
the number) who were " massacred " by the French
at the great naval battue of 1 884 ; and he composed a
learned poem on the subject, which poem still stands
there, carved upon imperishable stone. One day a
friend of mine rushed in to announce : " I say, the Com-
missioner has just tried to commit suicide : he jumped
off the slip on the sly, whilst pretending to inspect a
steamer now under repair ; but they got him out in
time." He had on several occasions applied to the
Emperor for leave, but he could neither get leave nor
funds. Hinc illae lackrymae ; or, more strictly, " Hence
this wetting." Shortly afterwards he got his leave,
and retired.
When I was at Chungking, the China Inland mis-
sionaries used to "save" opium suicides at the rate
of two or three a week, and they assured me that
this number was merely a fraction of the "short-
sighted ones" (as the Chinese call them) who tried
to get rid of themselves in that one ward of the city.
Only a minority cared to send for the " foreign doctors."
Opium is cheap and easily procurable by all persons
there. Women are the chief delinquents ; or " heroines,"
as they often imagine : it only needs a harsh word
and a fit of passion, when down goes half an ounce
of opium — a most comfortable death.
It will be noticed (by those who read the native
newspapers, I should add) that the recent " Boxer "
ANOTHER GENTLE CHINAMAN 21
troubles are responsible for the suicide of at least a
score of prominent statesmen. In some cases whole
families have dived head-foremost into wells in order
to share the master's disgrace or self-sacrifice. In
others the Emperor has " bestowed the cord " ; which
means that a man sits with his back to a panel, and
his friends strangle him through two holes. So far
from being considered a crime, suicide is under many
circumstances regarded as a noble act ; rarely as a
despicable one, unless done in pure spite, or out of
revenge. A Chinese amah in a fit of passion once
jumped off" a P. & O. steamer, carrying in her arms
the child of an English lady of my acquaintance :
both were lost, and the lady never smiled again, or
allowed her remaining child out of sight.
THE DEATH OF A-NO'S BROTHER
One day at Wfinchow my big " boy " came rushing in,
and said in his usual jerky way : " A-no*s younger
brother has just fallen from the pagoda." The pagoda
in question belongs to the temple to which **King
Facfur" fled from Kublai Khan, and stands on an
island in the river — one of Marco Polo's " islands of the
ocean." A-no had been my predecessor's scavenger;
but perceiving that he had a gentle, honest face, I had
made him my house-coolie, and had allowed him to
pitchfork his brother into my service as a gardener.
" What was he doing up the pagoda ? "
22 BIRTHS, MARRIAGES, AND DEATHS
" Gathering edible ferns. He fell from the top storey
but one, thirty feet, flop on to the rock."
" Did you send him up there ? " (This I asked, at
once anticipating a charge of " murder," and claims for
heavy compensation.)
" No ; he went up yesterday to get a bird's nest, and
seeing the ferns there, he thought he would have
another try,"
I went to the servants' rooms and saw the youth, a
splendid neat-limbed lad of twenty, lying on a mat,
apparently none the worse.
"What's the matter, A-ti [= younger brother]?"
He pointed silently to his stomach, and some one
said : " It is internal injury : we have sent for his father."
I gave orders that all the relatives who might come
should be lodged and fed : at two o'clock he died, in
the presence of his friends. As I anticipated, the first
question they asked was : " Did the consul send him
up?" But after that their demeanour was silent and
respectful.
The river rolled rapidly by, flush with the path in
front of my house-door, and not three yards from my
bedroom verandah above. The next day was cold
and fc^gy, as I looked out in early morning and saw
half a dozen Chinamen clad in the usual Robinson
Crusoe-like rain-coats fashioned from rush-leaves. Their
boat was moored in front of the Consulate, and a
coOin, covered also by a sort of rush-leaf awning, was
firmly lashed to the timbers. No tears were shed ; no
1*^ ^ ».■* ^mA
REVERENCE FOR THE DEAD 23
noise ; no emotion. Chinamen in these parts row
standing, and facing the prow. In they all got, and
suddenly, as they moved oflf, a weird dirge was struck
up in time with the oars, of a most penetrating and
shrill kind, in the minor key. And the boat gradually
disappeared into the fog, the funeral song travelling
indistinctly back for a long time. It brought to mind
the pictures of a Viking's barge emerging from a
Norw^'an fiord, and bound on some barbarous cere-
mony, such as conveying the body of a dead chief
POTTED ANCESTORS
The above is the irreverent term applied by foreigners
to certain jars met with in some parts of China, and
supposed to contain either the bones or the ashes of
crumbled or cremated predecessors. The allusions
made by Marco Polo to " burning of the dead " are
too numerous and definite to permit of our doubting
that, at least in one or two provinces, cremation was
five 'centuries ago much more common than it is
now. On June 9, 1870, I myself witnessed the funeral
of a priest at the Ch*ang-an Sz monastery, west of
Peking, and I actually saw a dead bonze burnt in the
Honam temple of Canton ; but I have never once
heard, or read in history, of the people themselves
" burning their dead " ; on the contrary, coffins are
spoken of throughout the whole range of dynasties. I
have mentioned, under the heading of "Cholera at
26 BIRTHS, MARRIAGES, AND DEATHS
coffins and riots ; at the same time I Telt that if the
municipality possessed the smallest gumption, now was
their chance. I went for my morning stroll earlier
than usual. The coffin had utterly disappeared, nor
were there any traces of sepulture in the vicinity.
A good job had been made of it, and the venerable
ark had been carefully transferred to a friendly ditch,
and tightly covered up.
CHAPTER II
THE HAND OF GOD
CHOLERA AT FOOCHOW
IN the year 1877 Foochow and Pagoda Anchorage
suffered severely from cholera for several months :
the leading doctor (Beaumont) nearly died of it, and
several other Europeans actually did die. At Pagoda
Anchorage the carpenters were unable to turn out
coffins quickly enough, and it was a daily occurrence
for bodies to be placed outside the wall of the vice-
consulate, which was on the summit of a hill, precipitous
on one side. A customs gunboat called the Feihoo
was in port, and one of the Chinese seamen or quarter-
masters was suddenly taken ill ; in fact, they had a
dozen cases on board, but this particular one was
regarded as good for an hour at most. I forget how
it came about that I was consulted, but at all events
it was arranged by Captain Cocker that the dying
man should be kept apart, behind the funnel. China-
men are very loth to handle a cholera patient, and
accordingly they reluctantly and hurriedly dumped
their comrade down on a sort of iron grating connected
28 THE HAND OF GOD
with the funnel and the engine-room whilst a coffin
was being got ready.
In taking a constitutional with the above-named
English commander that afternoon, 1 casually enquired
where the man had been buried, for I had noticed
with uneasiness half a dozen new graves within a
stone's throw of my house.
He said : " Oh ! he did not die after all ; he seems
to have had it boiled out of him."
" How was that ? "
" Oh I the fatigue party I sent to put him behind
the funnel set him down on the iron cover just over the
furnaces in the broiling sun. The iron was almost
red-hot, and he rolled off after about half an hour of
it, and now seems none the worse for it We have
got him in the sick-bay, and he seems likely to recover."
The man was as well as ever three days after that
Twelve years later I was again at Pagoda Anchorage,
and as I passed the site of the graves I noticed an
old man whose face seemed familiar. I said : " Well !
carpenter, is that you ? "
" Old sire, you have come back,"
"Was it not you who put up those blinds for
me in the third year of Kwang-sii ? "
" It was I, old sire,"
" What are you doing there ? "
" I am digging up these bones for reburiaL"
" Well, I want the blinds put up again : you had
better make a contract, as you did last time."
A NARROW ESCAPE 29
In an hour or so the old fellow brought his
estimate and was at work. It seemed as if we had
both been asleep, like Rip Van Winkle, for twelve
years, for he wore exactly the same old ragged coat
and "pants."
THE GREAT CANTON TORNADO
I WAS returning by steamer on April 11, 1878,
to Canton, after an absence of three years. It was
one of those sultry days on which Dean Swift is
recorded to have yearned to take off his flesh and
sit in his bones. Oh ! how I wished I were going to
be No. I instead of No. 2, in order that I might
occupy the spacious old yamin in the city, instead
of following convention in a stuffy dress coat of an
evening! The charm of the yafnin was that you
must be in town before sunset.
When the steamer was threading its way past the
forest of boats and junks which line the lower city,
we on deck observed a dark, whirling curtain looming
ominously from the south-west, and moving over the
foreign settlement of Shamien, a mile higher up ; as
we got near, it looked as though thousands of beer-
bottles and gooseberry-bushes were taking an aerian
holiday. It did not last more than half a minute,
and I thought, as it moved north-cast, it must be a
waterspout There was no noise ; but the junks ahead
appeared to be taking eccentric dives and flights
30 THE HAND OF GOD
into and out of the water, out of mere liveliness
and sport.
Arrived off Shamien, we passengers looked hard
at our houses, as though puzzled to "locate" each
one. " Hello I Where's the roof of our house ? "
asked Mr. F. P. Smith. " Why, the junks are all
turned upside down ! ThoK is a big tree sticking
root-foremost into Jardine'a drawing-room window ! "
The Chinese passengers and crew all shouted : " the
dragon I " — a name for " tornado," as it afterwards
appeared.
It was only when we got on shore that we
realised what had taken place. A column of air,
or rather of minus-air, sucking up everything in its
way, had cut like a knife straight through the city ;
if we had been five minutes earlier, our steamer
would have been sucked up or smashed to atoms
too. No one not in its way was aware that any-
thing had gone wrong ; 'the column of vapour was
only about one hundred and seventy-five yards tn
diameter, and it apparently travelled at about the
speed of a man running his hardest.
The side of the house assigned to my married
junior was bl^M „t&.j and therefore, with great self-
sacrifice, 1 giitp tini mine, and at once condemned
myself to thftviigBny of long exile in the yamin, with
my respecteS^iqtetlitf's approval, he also preferring
the amenities ^vfeMDiiDd life. The "godown" from
which my furniture^ and belongings had been removed
AN ECCENTRIC DRAGON 31
that very morning was flattened like a pack of cards,
and off the lucky baggage was carted at once to
my city retreat in the fine, cool deer-park. I forget
the number of houses destroyed in the city, but it
was over a thousand ; the gyrating column levelled
a lane straight across the densely populated suburbs,
as though a giant with a big flail had brought it
down flat upon an exhibition of fine crockery laid
out on a table. Six thousand people were killed
outright ; innumerable junks were wrecked ; hardly
a single house on the foreign concession escaped
injury, and most were unroofed ; iron railings were
twisted like wire ; gigantic banyans were torn up
like cabbages ; huge stone seats flung about ; and,
in a word, " Old Harry " was played with every-
thing in the tornado's course. Strange to say, no
European or American was seriously injured ; nor,
in fact, was the damage done to the foreign island
of Shamien (in the river) anything like so serious as
that done to the native city : the reason, apparently,
was that the "dragon" did not move horizontally
straight as well as perpendicularly straight, but
hopped about up and down, sometimes leaving even
tender flowers in his path quite untouched.
I had not been five minutes ashore 1)efore both
the English and the French consuls (neither of whom
knew a word of Chinese) requisitioned toy services
to obtain protection for the e xpo se d houses. The
Viceroy, Liu K*un-yih, had only recently arrived, and
32 THE HAND OF GOD
he at once offered every aid ; he put the whole disaster
down to his own " slender virtue." The Chinese
never make much fuss about natural calamities ; they
simply say "Aiya\" and go on with their occupa-
tions as usual. What ultimately became of the
whirlwind I do not know, but I believe it worked
its way right across to Swatow ; it seems to have
generated itself in the steamy, low-lying river islets
about Shek-wan, passing over Fatshan ; and then
after a few zigzags it cut through the western
suburbs of Canton. There had been some talk of
giving up the old yam/n for economical reasons after
Sir Brooke Robertson's retirement — a somewhat weak
thing to do, after our long fight for the right to
enter and live inside the city ; however, this tornado
furnished a good pretext for " holding on " to it ; and
we still hold on ; and ought to continue holding on.
WANG-^RH AND THE CHOLERA
Wang-£rh was the identical individual whom Captain
Gill has immortalised in his River of Golden Sand.
Having found that life in Sz Ch'wan afforded its com-
pensations, he drifted into my service, and followed
me during four or five land and river journeys, ex-
tending over several thousand miles, in the capacity
of t'ing-ch'ai, or official messenger. Beyond being a
heavy opium-smoker, and consequently a trifle listless
and unpunctual, he never gave me much cause to
complain.
EXPERIMENTUM IN CORPORE 33
One day, when travelling with me in a boat,
he sent word to say that he had cholera, and
feared that his end was approaching. I had provided
myself with a medicine-chest (which I never used), in-
cluding amongst other things a bottle of laudanum ;
but the courage oozed out at my finger-ends when I
contemplated this dangerous bottle. I had just been
reading an American publication called, I think, A
Thousand Facts on a Thousand Things^ and one of
the thousand facts was a "certain cure for cholera."
It was, so far as I can remember, to take a pint of
hot vinegar, mix it with a quarter of a pound of salt,
and drink one table-spoonful every half-hour till well.
The Chinese always prefer draughts to concentrated
doses ; and, therefore, when I confidently gave orders
to brew this concoction, I at once had with me the
sympathies of servants and crew. The " boy " was
charged with the execution of the decree, and proceeded
without loss of time to administer the remedy, cheer-
fully remarking to me that, if Wang-6rh should survive
the ordeal, he and I might securely try it ourselves on
some future occasion.
After the lapse of about four hours, during which
time I heard agonising sounds from the compart-
ment assigned to opium-smokers, all pointing to
the inference that tissue of some kind was under-
going rapid displacement, a dead silence ensued, and
I began to feel guilty qualms of conscience. When
the "boy" pushed aside the sliding door to give
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34 THE HAND OF GOD
me my afternoon tea, he whispered mysteriously :
" Wang-€rh is sleeping very ripe ! "
I said : " Let him sleep."
Next morning, when I called out for my hot
water, I heard hilarious conversation, and a minute
later in walked (or rather crept, for he was altt^ether
too tall for the boat) Wang-£rh himself. He set down
the water, flung himself on his hands and knees,
knocked his head thrice on the flooring, and said :
" I give old sire the. kotow. I have not been once
to-day. I am evidently cured." And he was. After
that he reduced his opium allowance, and took to
pills ; in fact, I learnt afterwards that it was his attempt
to give up opium-smoking that had bouleversi Us
entrailUs.
A CELESTIAL COINCIDENCE
.The historical Chinese expression for " there was an
eclipse of the sun " is, " the sun had an eater of it."
Lunar eclipses are also recorded, but not so carefully
as those of the sun. The first solar eclipse we can be
at all certain about is that of 776 B.C., recorded in the
Book of Poetry, about half a century after the time
when the trustworthy historical dates begin. At that
time the year began earlier than it does now, and
the "junction of the tenth moon" was, it seems^
August 29 or 30, according to when the astronomical
day began.
On the night of November 4, 1892, I was smoking
EATING THE MOON 35
my cigar on the verandah of the bungalow placed
at my disposal by the Chinese Rajah of Renoung,
in Siam. Two diminutive Siamese soldiers mounted
guard, and I was dreamily reading an account of a
remarkable eclipse of the moon which had taken
place in Siam during Constantine Phaulcon's time.
The town seemed to me very gay, for I could hear
merry crowds banging gongs and making the ** devil's
own row" in the bright moonlight. The old French
book I was reading had been lent to me by an official
at Mergui, and the author, whose name I forget (perhaps
Turpin) was very minute in his descriptions of "the
contact," and so on. It occurred to me then to look
up at the moon in front of me, which just at that
instant seemed to be obscured by a small cloud of
great density : the hour reminded me of the exact
circumstances described in the book, and the latitude
was almost the same as in the eclipse of two centuries
ago observed by the ambassadors of Louis XIV.
Then a thick black line appeared to eat into the moon,
and the gongs and crackers in the town grew louder.
There were no newspapers in those parts, nor had I
seen one for many weeks. Surely this cannot be an
eclipse of the moon, under precisely the same con-
ditions and in the very country I am reading about?
By this time the moon was nearly obscured, and it
became evident that it really was a total eclipse.
Although the theory of eclipses has from very early
times been clearly understood by the Chinese, the
36 THE HAND OF GOD
Astronomical Board still considers it advisable to notify
the provincial authorities of the time at which they are
to begin the process of " rescuing." The popular idea
is that a dog or some other rapacious beast is devour-
ing the orb, and that it may be frightened away by
noise. The local Chinese " dynasty " of Khaw (Hii) was
strictly carrying out imperial forms. About thirteen
years previously there was an eclipse of the moon
visible at Canton on December 29, and I saw a des-
patch from the Board to the Viceroy: " I have to in-
struct you to begin rescuing at (whatever time it was)."
As the Chinese day begins at midnight for astronomical
purposes, it is probable that they now calculate their
eclipses on the European system, as taught to them
by the early Jesuits. The expressions they use are
" first deficit," " eaten quite," " eaten very," " yield light,"
and " again round " ; which would seem to correspond
to " first contact with the shadow," " beginning of the
total phase," " middle of the eclipse," " end of the total
phase," and " last contact with , the shadow." The
double Chinese " hour " of midnight extends from
eleven to one, and the first half of it is called " night
first hour," to distinguish it from the half which lasts
from midnight till one o'clock.— The above singular
coincidence impressed me very much.
CHAPTER III
THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
CHINESE WASHERMEN
IN 1877, on my way back to China, I stopped for
a night at several towns such as Omaha, Salt
Lake City, Ogden, Merced, San Jos6, etc. It is
immaterial which town it was, but at one (I think
Salt Lake City) I happened to wander past a group
of Chinese wash-houses, such as one sees in them
all, and thought I would "have a bit of fun." I
introduced myself as the possible coming Chinese
consul. I said that China had just sent a Minister
to Europe, and that I had come round to enquire
into Chinamen all over the world, as a preliminary
step to the Emperor's sending a consul to San
Francisco. "Tell me all your grievances." (They
were Cantonese.)
One said : " I saved about five hundred dollars a
year s^o, and put it into the bank on deposit. I
want to go home, and the bank won't give me my
money." He showed me the receipt and a memo.
from the bank, stating that no transfer could be
37
38 THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
effected unless Mr. A-lin (or some such name) en-
dorsed the paper.
1 said : " Come with me to the bank."
We marched in, and I said : " Here's a Chinaman
who says you have five hundred dollars of his, and
won't give it up."
The manager said : " Yes, we have ; but we don't
know that that's the Chinaman : they're all the same."
I said : " It seems to me that in accepting the man's
money you ought to have taken the necessary steps
to identify him, or secure his signature."
The manager replied : " We have a hier(^lyphic
which he has written, but other Chinamen say it
possesses a different sound."
I looked at it, and found that A-Itn (his " Christian "
name) had styled himself Cheng Lin in due form,
Ch£ng being his family name, and " A " a mere
expletive.
"Then what are you going to do?"
"We will do anything he likes, so long as we get
an indemnity through a notary."
I expl^ned to A-lin that he must get his friends
to "skewer" the bank, in case any one else should
claim the money later on, and must get a ckong-sz
(= pettifogger) to act as witness. We then went back
and talked it over with the other washermen. As
I judged from their hold-offishness that they thought
I expected some commission, I then left them, for I
had no time to waste.
FROM "MOST BEAUTIFUL" PEKING 39
In spite of their cunning, Chinamen usually show
a childish confidence in " established " foreigners of
any kind, whether it be matter of a bank, a consul, a
missionary, or a working manager. I have known
mandarins, whose hostility to missionaries had brought
on a threatened riot, to send their own valuables for
safety to these same missionaries. A great deal of
trust property is held in foreign names at Shanghai
for the benefit of Chinese, who often have no security
whatever beyond word-of-mouth undertakings.
THE CHINESE DIPLOMAT IN RUSSIA
** HiER muss man das Maul fest halten " were the
warning words of a German " drummer " who occupied
with me the hotel omnibus as I underwent my first
experiences of St Petersburg. To the uninitiated, I
may explain that a Maul is a " mug " ; but I took
no notice whatever of his remark, and opened mine as
freely in Russia as elsewhere, even to the extent of
bearding Governors and Vice-governors in their own
dens when they bothered me too much with their
meticulosities.
I was sauntering along the Nevski Prospekt one
summer's day, when I saw in front of me an unmistak-
able Pekingese holding, by a straw attached to the
little finger, a small paper parcel, exactly as, in the
odoriferous streets of the " Most Beautiful " (sAou-s/ian),
it is the custom to carry home a few ounces of pork
40 THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
or a packet of brown sugar of an evening. The
Pekingese do not say " How do you do?", or " Good
morning," but " Where are you going ? ", or " Have you
eaten rice ? " Accordingly 1 said ; " Shang na-rk a?"
(" Where are you off to ? ") ; and as the man turned
quite unmoved to see who it was, I added: "Ck'ih-lo
fan-lo-mo?" (" Have you eaten rice?"). He seemed to
think it the most natural thing in the world to be thus
addressed, and showed no emotion whatever. In
answer to his questions, I told him I was not a
Russian, but had just come from his native place.
When I told him I was preserving my incc^ntto, and
he heard the most secret purlieus of Peking mentioned
familiarly, he seemed to think I was in some mysterious
way a northern Chinaman in di^uise. It turned out
he was an attaclti at the Legation, to which place he
took me. There I made the acquaintance of the
Manchu cliargi d'affaires, and for several days we went
about together, — to the museums, the " fortress," tombs,
cathedrals, monasteries ; to the Arcadia and Bavari
public gardens (it is quite light until 1 1 p.m. there) ; and
to various other places not so easy of access without
some influence.
In any country but Russia, to be seen chatting with
Chinamen in a Btergarten would attract a crowd ; but I
was given a particularly wide berth, — by the common
people because they thought I was an official, possibly
a police-agent ; by the " swells " because they assumed
from my confident manner that I was " authorised " in
I DO NOT LIKE THEE, DR. FELL 41
some way. Only on one occasion a man I bad noticed
** shadowing " us, and who, I had told the cJtargi^ was
absolutely certain to find a pretext for joining us, did
really come to our table. He addressed the Chinamen,
or rather Manchus, as ''old friends" in French, and
said he had met them at somebody's reception ; as I
looked vacantly forward, he then proceeded to ask who
I was. He was informed that I apparently spoke no
language but that of Peking, and that I was not a
Russian, but that we knew common friends ; and that
was all they could say (nor did they ever press me
further). I have no doubt the man in question was one
of the police-agents, and that he solved the mystery
for himself by following me on that or some other
day to my hotel.
The following afternoon the Czar was giving a
reception, and all the diplomats went to the palace of
Peterhof. In St. Petersburg things are done in the
free-and-easy way of the Pincio at Rome, and there is
not much " carriage style." I went to have a look, and
found my Manchu friend coming away in a common
open droschky. That night we went to the Leitny
Gardens, and played some more pranks there. — At
Moscow and Nijni Novgorod, later on, I had some
more ** carryings on" with certain Shan Si Chinese
much to the mystification of the ever-watchful Russian
police.
42 THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
CHINESE IN SUMATRA
Ik June, 1878, the Chinese Government sent a
Cantonese named Ch'Sn Lan-pin as Minister to
Washington. His sphere of influence included Spain
and the Spanish-Portuguese Republics, and " grew out
of" the ill-treatment of coolies in Cuba. A mission
of enquiry, conducted by Mr, Macpherson, of the
Foreign Customs, had passed through Shanghai for
Cuba in October, 1873. (Incidentally, I may mention
that when I was in Cuba [1894] the ill treatment of
Chinese had ceased.) The Macao " slave trade " had
been stopped, largely through the efforts of Great
Britain, in 1874; and the Peruvians (also under sus-
picion) were busy at Canton with their proposed
coolie hiring, when Ch'cn Lan-pin called to consult
certain of his friends about it. The Peruvians did
not eventually succeed. Two years later the Brazilians
came to try their hand ; and the Dutch were also
particularly anxious to facilitate the importation of
Chinese coolies into Sumatra, as their methods were
such that the British (Indian) Government did not
care to encourage the emigration of Klings, at least
unless a British oflicial were allowed to watch the
whole business.
It was under 'these circumstances that I took an
opportunity of visiting the Sumatra tobacco planta-
tions of Deli, in the spring of 1S88, in order that I
might see on my own account and with my own
ISRAEL IN EGYPT 43
eyes the real state of affairs. Deli seems to be prac-
tically the old state of Ferlech, or Parlac, visited by
Marco Polo ; and when I was there, quite a flourishing
town called Medan, connected with the port by a
good railway, had grown up in the neighbourhood
of the Deli Maatschappij's chief plantations. Very
few Englishmen owned tobacco interests ; the most
enei^etic, and the least tender to the Chinese, seemed to
be the Germans. I found the rules made by the authori-
ties fairly good on paper ; but, on visiting the tobacco-
fields, and closely enquiring from the coolies themselves,
I was convinced that the majority of them were in
a position little removed' from virtual slavery. In
the first place, they had to sign bonds to serve for
a minimum time (three to five years) at fixed wages ;
then they had to guarantee repayment of their passage-
money and outfit ; every encouragement was given
to them to " extend their term," and to spend as
much of their money as possible in " tuck-shops/'
brothels, and other places provided for their recrea-
tion ; the food they bought and the opium they
smoked brought profit at their expense to either the
administration or the " owner " ; loans were offered
freely ; penalties for breach of discipline were heavy ;
and the " laws of evidence " were such that practically
the white man was able to " work the case " in his
own interest. Every possibly obstacle which the law
allowed was directly or indirectly put in the coolies'
way to prevent their leaving for China with their
44 THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
earnings ; but they were invited to send savings, and
to coax their relatives to come too. The influence
of " smart " Chinese was used to compel the unwilling.
Nearly all the coolies I saw said, on their own behalf
and on that of their friends, that they would be only
too glad to escape with their possessions, if they could.
Of course the Dutch and German planters put a very
different colour upon the story. They said (which
was true) that the hut accommodation was good ;
the medical attendance adequate ; food sufHcient, and
not excessively dear ; hours reasonable ; amusements
and pleasures to be got for the paying ; but that
order and discipline had to be preserved with a strong
hand. Still, having seen most other foreign resorts of
Chinese, I say that, as compared with Chinese con-
tract labourers in English Protectorates, the men were
in serfage ; they were infinitely worse off than the
same Chinamen in French colonies, where a man is at
least free, even though he may be bullied and over-
taxed. In a surreptitious way the planters hoodwinked
the officials, who perhaps made little effort to be unde-
ceived ; they seemed to strain every letter of the law
to entangle in the meshes of debt, indiscretion, greed,
and vice ; and the whole system appeared to me (who
see for myself, and take no man's interested assur-
ances) to be negative if not positive slavery ; but
still a mild slavery. However, I see from our Swatow
consul's last report on the coolie traffic that things are
now better.
DON JUAN IN A PIGTAIL 45
CHINESE IN AUSTRALIA
During the past dozen years of exclusionist policy,
it is not probable that the Chinese population of
Australasia has increased, and it may safely be assumed
that, including New Zealand, the total figure does not
exceed the sixty thousand of 1888. The general atti-
tude of white men towards the Yellow Race may be
gathered from the following, repeated almost word for
word from the mouth of an English miner employed
by the Wo Hap firm of Ballarat.
" Oh ! they're not bad fellows, them Chinese ; the only
thing is they're so dirty in their ways, and won't spend
nothin*, and they plays old 'Arry with our women.
But they doesn't* do us no 'arm ; only we want none o'
their blood a-mixin' with ourn. We can put up with
them as we've got, but we won't have no more o' them.
If they'd only bring their wives and settle down, we
could stand it well enough ; but they goes a-sellin' o'
handkichers and sich to them Irish girls, so soft-
spoken like, that the girls gets kind o' fond o' them ; and
the Chinaman he makes a very nice husband too, for he
gets up early to make the fire, washes the togs, and
lets 'em dress up just as they like ; and they are always
a frightenin' of him — don't ye see? — and if he didn't
fork out, he'd think they'd be after some other chap."
Six shillings (and this but one-half of what the
Australian Irishmen try to get per diem) is exactly
what a Chinaman receives a month at home, and to
46 THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
keep his whole family. Wo Hap employed sixty of his
own countrymen (Cantonese delta) and forty Europeans ;
the latter mostly as carters ; only Chinese did the
wheelbarrow work.
It was amusing and interesting to see how the supple
Celestials accommodated themselves to the taste of
their rough British mates. They slouched their soft
hats' brim down over the face in colonial style, strapped
their trousers below the knees, wore heavy boots and
red flannel shirts, and affected the clumsy, hearty, " how
the h are you " ways of their gruff companions. I
noticed a slight tremor in the voice of the Hakka
who was " trying it on " with me ; his nerve gave way
when I addressed him in Cantonese, and in reply to
my query he produced his pigtail, coiled snugly up in
the recesses of bis billycock, when he found " it was all
up." By leaving an unshaved fringe round the crown,
and thus concealing the caudal temptation to " larks "
and horse-ptay, the Chinaman can easily produce the
general appearance of an unkempt Italian ; and when
there is no external evidence of " Mongolian " origin,
the Irish mate soon forgets the incongruity.
At night the Celestials retire to their own huts in the
" camp " outside the town, which there is no need for
any European to visit ; there they can pig away with-
out fear of molestation. The well-to-do, and especially
those with white wives, own the gambling-houses,
opium-dens, and shops or stores in China Street (in-
side the town). As no one understands Chinese ways,
NOTICE TO MR. TONY WELLER 47
there is little police interference with them. The only
thing is that a private detective (I met one) is
told off in the large towns to prevent the abduction
of English girls, who are at once sent to prison, if
found with Chinamen, for having no " visible means of
subsistence"; — unless they marry, that is. Chinese
"protection" is not recognised, especially when there
is reason to believe that more than one "protector"
exists over one and the same subject. In Sydney
there are a good many excellent Chinese shops at
the bottom of George Street, near the Circular Quay,
and in Melbourne the greater part of one whole
street is Chinese. In Adelaide there are occasional
** stores," ; but in each and every case European costume
is worn, which, being of the " street cad " type, effectu-
ally deprives the Australian Chinaman of any native
dignity he may possess at home. Several, however,
have become prominent and useful citizens, and quasi-
Anglicised. I saw several who might have sat for
Mr. Stiggins's portrait, with pot hat, white choker, and
umbrella.
THE CHINAMAN IN NEW ZEALAND
John Chinaman was not viewed with favour in New
Zealand when I was there; in fact, a prosperous
Celestial trader in Fiji (Hung-H), who travelled with
me to Auckland from Levuka, expressed doubts as
to the possibility of a Chinese' landing on any terms
48 THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
just then. Nay, more, there was a " blaclc-l^ " dispute
about the crew of the very steamer {Mariposa) in
which I subsequently left Auckland for Honolulu.
Of course, those Chinese who were already in the
country were not interfered with ; but the Maritime
Labour Council went so far as to decline to permit the
supply of coal to the Zealandia (the steamer which
preceded mine), " manned as she is by Chinese in the
stoke-hole, to the detriment of the white race," and
in order to defeat the " endeavours to reduce our race
to the level of Mongols." It was, therefore, not without
surprise one day that, as I was sitting on the box-seat
of Mcllroy's coach, on the way to the Haka Falls, I
observed a Chinese ostler calmly walk up with a
bucket of water for the horses. His behaviour and
attitudes were exactly those of the innkeeper employes
on the Peking roads \ but I could see from his " pants "
that he was a genuine Cantonese. I shouted out from
the box the usual Cantonese query : " Are you from
Namhoi or P'unyii [= from which half of the city] ? "
"I am a Sai-ts'iu man," said he (south-west of
Canton), without displaying the slightest surprise.
I then asked him a few questions about the treat-
ment he and his compatriots received in New
Zealand.
The passenger sitting next to me on the box here
interposed : " Was that Chinese you were talking ? "
" Yes ; Cantonese."
" I. used to study Chinese once — about twenty years
MAKES A ''MfeKLE" 49
ago, that was ; and the pronunciation I learnt was
quite different"
'' Who taught you ? "
" A missionary in London."
" There was surely only one man teaching Chinese in
London twenty years ago, and that was an ex-missionary
named Summers."
"That is the name of the man."
" Then we must have been there together."
It turned out that we had both taken lessons at the
same time in George Yard (just opposite Mr. Pickwick's
chop-house), and had encountered the same fellow-
students; but had never met each other.
Maiy or J/<^^, is a Chinese family name (Cantonese
pronunciation), and is pronounced like the Afc in
McPherson — without any definite vowel. In Otago
nearly every one is Scotch, and so the son of one A-fu
(or M6k Fu) ingeniously styled himself Macplurson.
In this way did the wily Celestial circumvent the
canny Scot, and became a prominent citizen. When
I was there he resided at Round Hill, and, if I am
not mistaken, had an Irish wife ; at all events, I met
several prominent Chinamen in the colonies who were
happily married to British wives ; and several wives
told me (in a whisper) they preferred a Chinaman
to a white man, as being more sober, domesticated,
and thrifty.
50 THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
FRENCH CHINAMEN
Although we are given to animadvert upon French
colonial incapacity, and although I myself have in-
dulged in considerable " chaff " at the cost of their
fussy and superfluous fonctionnaires, I must state
outright that there is a good deal of generous and
noble-minded disinterestedness about the French
administration in the Far East. They spend huge sums
upon public works, markets, and all sorts of advantages
for the indigenes, (they also waste a great deal upon
banquets and ceremonies,) and there is no doubt that
the French priests, in their ecclesiastical efforts, have
a higher repute than the Spaniards of Manila as regards
purity and good faith. But, having been over a good
part of Tonquin and a fair proportion of Annam, I
must confess that it always appeared to me that the
Chinese cordially hated the French official ways. It is
not that the rules and regulations are not just and good,
but they are too pin-pricky. What the Chinese like
about the English administration is that it ignores them,
and they are themselves left absolutely alone.
Hongkong, and even more Singapore, is a wonderful
spectacle of mixed liberty. The French do not
interfere with liberty in theory, but it is the caprice
and incapacity of individual officials that harasses the
Chinese. For instance, the instant a man lands, he
has- endless trouble with his baggage, his effects, and
the tarif ^ttiral; he is cuffed and shoved about; he
AURI SACRA FAMES 51
has to pay a heavy annual poll-tax, get photographed
at his own expense, have himself affiliated to some guild,
and obtain various permits and passes. The Chinese are
a republican race, and in their own country salute no
official in the streets. The French do not properly
understand Chinese ways ; and thus the Chinaman at
one moment insults his "protectors" with impunity,
whilst at another the hot-headed French officer or police-
man boxes his ears for some neglect of form which is
purely imaginary. On the other hand, the Chinaman
does not understand French ways, and irritates the testy
jack-in-office by resisting bond fide attempts to benefit
himself, as often as he unwittingly breaks the law in his
earnest endeavour to observe some childish regulation.
In a word, the government is "uneven." On the
one hand the priests, who really exercise an admirable
influence, exhort to virtue and self-denial : it is a pity
they cannot follow this out without calling for incessant
contributions. The weak point of the Roman Catholic
Church, here as elsewhere, is that you cannot enter a
church, sit down, burn a candle, or do anything towards
your soul's salvation without paying for it. It is all
pay, pay, pay ; and obey, obey, obey. Then, again, the
position of priests vis-d-vis of civilians is doubtful : in
China it is all clamour for priestly rank and rights :
in Indo-China the priests are jealously kept within
tether, and as often as not snubbed and ridiculed by
the civilian French. The very frankness of Frenchmen
in questions of morality or immorality,— the very
S2 THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
absence of that goody-goodiness which some English-
men possess and others affect, — leads to an apparent
divergondage which is not approved even by the
Chinese. Then there is the absence of business
capacity ; the martinet-like adherence to fixed hours
and rules not essential to the furtherance of objects
desired ; the excessively severe opium rules ; the
granting of monopolies ; the wholesale licensing of
gambling-houses (the Chinese, of course, like this, though
they do not respect it) ; the grinding taxation ; the
want of calmness and bonhomie ; a waste of time over
the midday siesta ; official ccnsoriousncss, prying, and
arbitrariness : — all these taken tt^ether tend to make
the more intelligent Chinese despise French rule.
Personally, I have always enjoyed the utmost
hospitality at the hands of genuine French officials,
naval, military, and civil ; and I hope, and believe, not
one has any ground to complain of me ; the only
persons I have found disagreeable are "mercantile
officiala" One need not be such a simpleton as to
swallow all the yarns every discontented Chinaman
relates ; but I used to talk with every one who would
speak to me ; and, for the reasons given above, they
in each case left the same impression upon me. The
government is a good one, but capriciously adminis-
tered by ill-trained agents ; it requires unification and
steadiness; and I feel convinced it will never fully
succeed until the French voluntarily take a leaf from
our book, and "let the Chinamen be."
"HE WAS A GOODLY KING" 53
THE CHINAMAN IN HAWAII
Although American influence, and notably that of
the sugar "king" Spreckels, was firmly established
and predominant, yet Hawaii was still nominally an
independent kingdom when I got a glimpse of it, and
the total population was about seventy-five thousand,
of which Chinamen numbered one-third. Since then
there has been a large increase, especially of Japanese.
In 1878 the "Great Sandal Islands" (the Chinese
name) addressed an official communication to the
viceregal government of Canton, but Liu K*un-yih
showed no disposition at all to enter into diplomatic
relations with that obscure "power." One king came
on a visit to Shanghai, but I forget his name and
the year of his visit. Kalakaua was not much of a
monarch. He accepted a bribe of seventy thousand
dollars from a Chinaman in exchange for the opium
monopoly, notwithstanding that it was a criminal
offence to smoke the drug in the islands at all. His
(American) judges "decreed" that his majesty should
restore the money to the Chinaman ; but meanwhile
a " Total Exclusion Bill " was introduced into the
legislature, the ostensible objection to poor John being
his "immorality." All this was just before my visit
to Honolulu.
It is true that Chinese emigrants here as elsewhere
are slow to bring their own women with them until
arrangements are made for permanent cemeteries, and
54 THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
until a feeling of justice and security is engendered in
their minds ; yet the lady Kanakas arc only too pleased
to consort with Johannes (for a consideration). Chinese
industry has brought under cultivation vast tracts
which would otherwise have lain waste ; but here, as
at home, the labourer who saves a few dollars takes
the first opportunity of turning to trade. When I
was there, half the best shops were Chinese, and of
course they undersold the white men : hence the
jealous cry, " ruined by Chinese cheap labour." One of
my Canton lady acquaintances (American) had married
a missionary and joined in his work there. There were
also some Hakka Christians under the Basel Mission,
and some American lady-missionaries from Foochow.
The labour immigrants were nearly all of Kwang
Tung provenance, but not necessarily from Canton ;
and their guild was practically under the control of
the Chinese Minister at Washington, who "put the
screw on " persons disagreeable to him by getting
the Viceroy at Canton to " go for " their relations at
home. Of all these facts I obtained documentary
evidence at the time ; but at this moment I have no
doubt the Americans have crushed out all Chinese
aspirations in the direction of political intrigue, at
which they are passed masters.
In consequence of the tendency of Celestials to
gravitate to " Chinatown " in Honolulu, the Japanese
were ofBcially encouraged to come in 1888, and a
thousand of them had just arrived in the Takasago
"SWEETNESS AND LIGHT" WANTED 55
Maru when I landed, twenty per cent, of them
being (under the convention) women. The Japanese
take more kindly to permanent plantation life than
do the Chinese, and, moreover, give no trouble
about ancestors, graves, opium, bribery, and municipal
intrigue.
If the Chinese Central Government had had any
"go" in it, there would have been no great difficulty
in annexing the group in 1886, just at the moment
when the Emperor's father was Admiral of the
New Fleet ; when Japan had been " defeated " in
Corea ; when the United States were at loggerheads
on the labour question ; and when Russia was really
afraid of China in the Ussuri Province. I happened
to be in Honolulu on Kalakaua's birthday, and the
Chinese prisoners were engaged with the native
criminals in dancing and posturing to the strains of
their native guitar. I had some conversation with
them, and in surveying this allegorical scene I came
once more to the conclusion already formed, that the
easy ways of genuine barbarians are in many re-
spects kindlier and more humane than the Pecksniffian
tyranny of certain " outer barbarians " of Christendom,
notably those of the Scotch-Dutch type. Moreover,
I had but recently conversed on the sly with some
French "murderers" in New Caledonia, and felt sick
of contemplating the harshness of man to man :
the French system seemed to me brutal, despite its
pampering discipline.
56 THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
DON MAGNIFICO
It was curious for me, coming from China, where
you can buy a man, woman, or child for a few shillings,
to observe the "side" which the same Chinese had
traditionally acquired in Burma. There were two
currents : the Pekingese-speaking of Yun Nan, entering
Upper Burma by land from the north, with more or
less " conquering " traditions ; and the Cantonese, or
Fukienese-speaking, entering Lower Burma by sea
from the south, imbued more with the English or
prc^essive ideas. But both currents agreed in one
respect : they declined to serve as menials, and they
toughiy held out for the privilege of not dressing as
in China ; that is to say, the pigtail — now so beloved,
despite its humiliating origin — was carefully preserved
on principle, but was as often as not concealed in a
turban, or a billycock ; the long gown — the " toga "
of the Chinese — was likewise stowed away for sacrificial
occasions, or to do honour to Chinese otBcials on the
rare occasions when Burma was officially visited.
With the exception of a few northern Chinese waiters
on the Bhamo steamer, the Bhamo missionaries'
" boys," and the servants either brought from China
or hired on the frontier by the consular officers who
had preceded me, I never saw a single menial Chinese
in Burma, and monopolised all the specimens myself ; —
that is, I never saw one serving a European, and I
was informed that the various guilds would not allow
"HAPLY THAT I AM BLACK" 57
iL Of course they served each other. Imagine,
then, the consternation when I appeared upon the
scene with a gigantic northerner speaking almost pure
Pekingese, always dressed in robes at table, and never
daring to coil up his pigtail in my presence ; accom-
panied, moreover, by a Swatow wife, who had even
had the audacity to 'Met her feet out" They might
as well have asked Chang-6rh to oblige them by
cutting his throat as ask him to disobey me. However,
there was no difficulty. Chinese always give way
before "irresistible persuasion," so long as that per-
suasion accords with their home " form " ; just as cow-
boys or diggers (Artemus Ward tells us) consent to
be at least negatively decent, when missionaries or
women arrive to remind them of meeting-house and
" veskits."
But Chang-6rh was too big a cargo to carry about
steamers and railways : Burma is more " oriental "
than China ; a European traveller needs some one
who can coil himself up on the door-mat ; get up at
any instant, night or day ; go to sleep at any monient
to kill the time ; and practise the innumerable ways
of a " hot country," which China is really not. Hence
Chang-£rh and his wife were left to hold the fort
(it was truly a fortress in its tremendous strength)
at Bhamo, whilst first Wawa (= "Baby'*), a diminutive
Yiinnanese Christian, lent me by a French missionary ;
and then Joseph, a coal-black Tamil, a still more
diminutive Madrassi Christian, lent by another French
58 THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
missionary, followed me all over Burma. Wawa was
forced to wear a robe, but, "yielding to the solicitations
of his friends," he soon gave notice to quit
It was only when I was leaving Burma for good that
I decided to spring a surprise upon the local upper ten
by producing Chang-firh officially in all his glory for
their inspection. The Chief Commissioner (now
Lieutenant-Governor) had invited me to dinner, and
Chang-Srh was simply informed : " I dine out to-night,"
He put on his best blue silk robe, extending nearly
to the feet ; his two-inch thick yellow satin shoes,
pink satin t ao-k-u, or " bags " (a sort of legging or lower
half-hose) ; got his tremendous glossy pigtail (which
in his younger days had also reached to the toes)
nicely trimmed with red silk ; and, preening with pride, .
presented himself to lay out my shirt and put in the
studs.
But the Rangoon gharries (cabs) are ramshackle
affairs ; and it was very showery ; so, instead of perching
him on the narrow, uncomfortable box, next to the
frowsy Tamil driver, I said : " You can go inside."
Poor Chang-£rh had never in his life actually sat at
such close quarters face to face with his terrible master ;
so he took a respectful side attitude, with hands meekly
folded, on the edge of the seat, wearing a resigned air
like that of Mrs. Cluppins at the trial, and, uncertain
whether he should talk or not, sheepishly looked
through the window at nothing in particular, with an
uncomfortable, vacant stare.
VICARIOUS GREATNESS 59
Arrived at the great man's house, he leapt eagerly
out of his cage, and, as all Chinese servants do at
home, elbowed his way through the various flunkeys
(Burmese and Hindoo), to the servants* department
behind. I then got out, and was relieved of my
hat, etc, by the butler, who showed me in. People
seemed to be fussing about something, for the Tamil
or Burmese butler came up to me, and asked me in
good English, in a confidential voice : " What is the
rank of that Chinese gentleman who came in the same
carriage ? " No one had ever seen or even heard of a
Chinese " boy " before, and as Chang-firh always " took
charge," his presence in the servants* hall was embarrass-
ing ; nay, it was uncertain whether he was to sit at table.
He had no idea that anything was unusual himself,
but waited at table quite nonchalantly. The ladies
cast cautious but respectful eyes at the monster, and
were lost in admiration of his hands, which (like most
Chinamen's) were small and clean.
When we got home and he brought the morning tea,
he said : " Your Honour enjoyed great dignity last
night I saw all the foreign gentlemen and ladies
admiring me."
CHINESE GAMBLERS
As I was pacing the streets of Boston or New York
(at this moment I forget which), my eye caught
some Chinese characters which reminded me of the
purlieus of San Francisco, Melbourne, Ballarat, and
6o THE INNOCENTS ABROAD
other places where "the Chinezes drive." I tumbled
up a narrow staircase constructed quite in the Hong>
kong bagnio style, and on the third floor saw a
door open, with half a dozen Chinamen inside,
gazing in rapt attention upon a gaming-board —
fan-i'an, rou^-et-noir, or some such game. From
the shape of their nether garments I perceived they
were Cantonese. Though I walked up close enoi^h
to peer over their shoulders, they were so absorbed
that not even those facing me perceived a foreign
face. I said in Cantonese : " What a lot of men I "
Two or three then looked up ; but, seeing no flurry
in my eye, which I kept fixed on the counters,
they too observed that sphinx-like attitude which
comes so naturally to all Chinese rogues. From
their glances I could see that through the comers of
their eyes they were silently asking each other ;
"Shall we bolt, or go for him, or what?"
I then said: "Are you from Namhoi or P'unyii?"
(the two divisions of Canton).
Some one said : " Hongshan," (Macao region).
They seemed now to feel more at their ease, and
one asked : " How did you get here ? "
I said : " I dropped from Heaven." I then went
on to explain that, although in appearance I was a
flowery-flag (American) man, I was really the re-
embodiment of one of themselves, and that I had no
fear whatever ; moreover, that they themselves need
not be alarmed
LETS 'EAVE 'ARF A BRICK AT 'IM 6i
One then enquired : " What are those four characters
on the wall?"
I replied : " THn-kun kong-fuk^' (" May the heavenly
ruler send down happiness").
"And those?"
And so it went on.
Then I said: "Well, I must go now. No one
must follow me. You see I have proved my
heavenly origin."
They all bowed : and said " M-koi^' ( = " ^^^^^ sehrl'
as the Germans say).
This is not the only time I have successfully posed
as, or been taken for, a quasi-supernatural being.
Though Chinamen are rarely, if ever, fools, their
total ignorance of science, coupled with their ex-
aggerated and confused notions of western discoveries,
renders it easy temporarily to impose upon their
credulity ; indeed, the " Boxer ". superstitions of 1900 —
for example those of immunity from rifle-fire — prove
this on a wholesale scale. As a rule, every missionary
who speaks a local dialect at all clearly is known
by reputation to one, at least, of any Chinese group
from that region: probably after I left they would
recover their wits, and think I was a police-s^ent,
and perhaps an ex-missionary who had been in Canton.
But the whole business must have been uncanny to
them, and I myself was not sorry to get safe down
the stairs.
CHAPTER IV
KINGSy POPES, PREMIERS. AND
PHILOSOPHERS
THE TSUNGLI YAMtN
POSSIBLY things are changed since I was there,
and in any case my intercourse with the old boys
of the Yamin was limited. I only saw Prince Kung
once, and that was on October 31, 1869, when he came
to say good-bye to Sir Rutherford Alcock. Ch'unglun
was a curious man with a huge, goitrous wen, and
naughty, twinkling eyes ; he specially shone at the race-
course, or in telling a risqu^ story. Tung Siin was a
renowned poet, whose sacred fire was easily kindled by
Sir Thomas Wade : I believe he inflicted upon the
Peking world a translation of Ckilde Harold. Great
men are usually known by a MOt. Tung Siin's mot was
" Pi-fang yi-t' iao-yii-a I " (" for instance, one piecey
fish ") ; the wit comes In through the simtle of one fish
(England, of course) leading the way, and then others
(minor Powers) following in a line: also in the word
pi-fang, " for instance," — a favourite refuge of foreign
4- t
DO AS THE ROMANS DO 63
interpreters when hard pressed for a word : hence Sir
Rutherford's caustic expression : " pi-fanglng their way
through an interview." Ch'finglin seemed to have had
the end of his nose snipped off and replaced by a piece
of dull red Turkish pipe-clay. The others were Sh6n
Kwei-f&n and Paoyiin, neither of whom left very definite
impressions upon my inexperienced and callow mind.
All Chinamen and Manchus of rank seem to have a
" monstrosity " of some sort : either a fearful goitre ; or
one side of the face totally different from the other ; or
a strange squint ; or four or five teeth run together in
one piece like a bone ; or a big dinge in the forehead ;
or a beard consisting of six long, stout bristles ; or a
set of eagle's claws instead of nails. In those days nearly
every one was deeply pock-marked. All men's morals
are plus quatn Turkish, for it is the Peking custom to
have them so, and one feels a ghoulish sort of sensation
in their presence. Ch'unglun did me the honour to
wet his finger and rub my cheek to see if I was
painted ; Li Hung-chang patted me, and put his
arm round my neck. It will be remembered that the
Emperor Kienlung, who was a notorious old rip^
similarly patted the head of Lord Macartney's page,
Sir Greorge Staunton. Their **room" is decidedly
better than their company when temptation offers,
for they are not very strong in virtue, any of
them. Perhaps it is " only their way " ; and, after
all, they are much more astonished when they see
a couple of fat Germans kissing each other (not to
64 KINGS, POPES, PREMIERS, PHILOSOPHERS
mention effusive Frenchmen and Russians) than we are
(or I was) to be stroked by a Manchu or a Chinaman.
It was great fun talking to them : they seem to
loathe business, and to be convulsed with merriment
at the thought of the British lion roaring with rage,
just because a missionary had had his eye squelched
whilst holding forth from a barrel in the streets.
I remember once " soaring to eloquence " myself in
describing in horror-stricken language and earnest tones
how the " skih-lao-ju-yii " (" the stones fell like rain ")
about some preachers' heads. " Splendid t " said
Ch'unglun. " Not bad at all t You've got it well off
by heart ! Ha ! ha 1 ' The stones fell like rain ! ' "
This was too much for me ; I joined merrily in the in-
fectious mirth, and the rest of the interview was noisy,
hilarious, and anything but business-like. The fact is
the Yamin does not want any missionary to be basted,
nor any merchant defrauded : the view of life (and
government) it takes is quite easy and good-natured :
" Oh I don't bother ; let things right themselves : we'll
pay the damage some time. What did he want
preaching there?" or "What did he sell things to a
man like that for?" However, the inevitable crash
has come at last ; and the easy old days are gone
for ever.
WfeNSIANG
Sir Thomas Wade used to call him "the last of
the Manchus," — meaning that there were no others left
RECORD OF A GOOD MAN 65
of the grand, non-opium-smoking, self-respecting race
who for over two centuries had ruled the Empire
with firmness and credit. Wfinsiang is chiefly re-
markable, so far as we barbarians are concerned,
for the oft-quoted saying : " You argue that we do
not move quickly enough. Beware! A time may
come, after China is once started on the path of
prepress, when the great machine will roll inexorably
on and crush," etc., etc. Sir Robert Hart is the
most recent amongst distinguished men to reproduce
this steam-roller-like mot for public consumption.
The earliest mention I can find of this fine old
Manchu statesman is in 1855, when he was a
Brigadier-General in Sz Ch'wan, serving against the
Kwei Chou revolters. In 1858 he was ordered to
recover Momein, on the Burmese frontier, from the
Panthay Mussulman rebels ; and shortly afterwards
we find him rewarded at Peking with the honour of
"being allowed to ride a horse within the imperial
precincts." He is next heard of in 1859, when he
figures as Master of the Mint and an Under-Secretary
of the Board ; later Privy Councillor ; and so on. In
i860 Prince Kung, Wfinsiang, and Kweisiang are
all commended by the Emperor for their services in
settling the various treaties after the Anglo-French war.
Amongst other things it is recorded that "Thomas
Wade describes Pulusi [Prussia] to be a state of con-
siderable size too, and one which for this reason
cannot be excluded from treaty benefits."
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66 KINGS, POPES, PREMIERS, PHILOSOPHERS
It was as good as a play to see Sir Thomas Wade
and Wfinsiang at a tite-d'tite. Each entertained
perfect respect for the other's good faith and ability,
but W^nsiang often had to remonstrate with his
adversary for not keeping his temper : the missionary
memorandum was then on the tapis. On these occasions
Mr. McLeavy Brown, who was a perfect master both
of elegant Chinese and of calm diplomatic manner,
used to take the Chinese statesman aside for a
moment and explain : ^^ Fei ch'iye ; chi ye^ (" It is not
wrath ; it is zeal "). The difference in " aspirate " and
" tone " between c/i'i and chi Requires the possession
of all one's linguistic faculties to bring clearly out ;
and Mr. Brown did it so nicely that W^nsiang was
mollified.
My own relations with Wfinsiang were phenomenally
short, and were ruthlessly extinguished even at that
Sir Thomas Wade had lent me a novel called The
Fortunate Unions in which one visitor says to the
other : " I dare not bear the weight of your jewelled
toes." The other replies : " Long have I heard your
great name, like unto thunder crashing into the ear."
This struck me as being rather a sonorous phrase, and
I decidedly " fancied " the style. I therefore got it
off quite pat for use, tones and all. Just at that
moment a message came out to the Secretariat : " Send
Parker in with that draft, if ready." In I went. As I
entered. Sir Thomas Wade, sitting at the writing-desk,
scowled at me over his spectacles ; but old Wfensiang,
A DIPLOMATIC EXTINGUISHER 67
with inborn politeness, rose from his chair and looked
enquiringly at Sir Thomas, as though to ask : " Who
is this nice young man ? " Sir Thomas, with a growl
at me, waved his hand impatiently and muttered a
word of introduction. Wfinsiang then said modestly
to me: '' Pu-kan tang;' ("I cannot bear it"). Out
then I came with my sentence, in a clear, deter-
mined voice : " Long have I heard your great name,
like unto thunder crashing into the ear."
" Ah ! " said Wfinsiang, " tiens I " (to use the French
expression).
" God help us ! " roared Sir Thomas ; " one would
think he had the cares of the Foreign Office on
his back ! " (a favourite expression of his, subsequently
used several times to me). " Here, that will do ! " So
out I slunk.
THE TAOIST *'POPE"
More ancient than Confucianism is the teaching of
Tao^ which syllable means " Way," in all our significa-
tions of the word ; but the main idea which runs
through the whole set is "the right Way," or, simply,
Truth, Volumes have been written upon the treatise
supposed to have been bequeathed to the world by
Lao-tsz, the accredited apostle of this teaching, who
also gave lessons to Confucius. The Chinese, like
ourselves, are more prolific in literature which deals
with matters of imagination and "belief," than with
68 KINGS, POPES, PREMIERS, PHILOSOPHERS
that which treats of plain questions of fact, provable
by logical evidence, and " uaderstanded of the people."
I take it that Marcus Aurelius was the European
thinker of antiquity whose " form " nearest approached
that of Lao-tsz. The great thing is to " go on quietly
with your existing routine, whoever you are: don't
ever make a fuss ; don't get excited or angry about
whatever disturbing factor turns up ; but pour oil on
the troubled waters, and try to maintain the status
quo : you have organs and feelings ; never mind asking
why ; use them as nature prompts ; but don't be selfish,
unfair, or a beast."
However all this may be, a certain Chang Tao-
ling, born about the time Jesus Christ died, was a
later prophet of Tao\sm, and he is supposed to have
" ascended into Heaven " upon or from a mountain
called Lung-hu Shan in Kiangsi (a place of which I was
almost in sight on my inland journey from Foochow
to W^nchow in February, 1SS4). His descendants have
been alternately honoured and ignored by successive
dynasties, and their souls are supposed to pass from
one generation to the other by a sort of metem-
psychosis, like the souls of the Lamas of Tibet The
Manchu dynasty has consistently ignored them at court,
and in 1742 even deprived them of court rank ; but
in 1747 Kienlung accorded them buttons (local) of the
fifth grade, in consideration of their ecclesiastical
status.
Well, in 1 880 the hereditary " Pope " Chang J€n-chfing
17 vurTt9 cov 69
visited Canton in state, and I went to see him in
his travelling barge. The Chinese officials ignored
him utterly, regarding him much as we r^ard a
gipsy or a Dulcamara. He was dressed very much
like any other official Chinaman, but he had a quiet,
passionless, and unworldly look about him, and was
very well bred. He appeared to be a man of forty,
and he said he was the sixty-first in descent. His
usual designation is Chang T*ien-shY, (Celestial Teacher
Chang) ; but his own official title is that given him in
I739> Ching-yih Ta-chSn-jin {verus unuSy magnus purus
vir). He spoke to me very kindly, and said he knew
the Rev. Joseph Edkins, then a Protestant missionary ;
— still living, and a distinguished sinologue. At my
request he wrote me a "charm," which I had framed.
I took it with me to Chungking, and, at Chang-6rh's
suggestion, hung it up in my private " court " to ward
oflF danger. We forgot all about it ; but, when I
was not killed during the riot, the Chinese said :
" Ah ! how clever ! It was the Tavist charm that
saved him ! '' (Q.E.D.)
THE PHILOSOPHER CINCIUS
This vocable stands for Tseng-tsz (disciple of K'ung
Fu-tsz, or Confucius), just as Mencius stands for Meng-
tsz (Menfucius would do as well). As my name in
Chinese mouths had a tendency to relapse into Bakka,
I adopted in 1871 the philosopher "Sancius'" family
70 KINGS, POPES, PREMIERS, PHILOSOPHERS
name of Chwang : for " unpronounceable " reasons the
Russian consul Skatchkoff had styled himself Con-
fucius ; whilst the British consul Mongan had, on
obvious homophonous grounds, called himself M£ng. So
there were the three " sages " at Tientsin, all complete.
A Foochow teacher 1 once had traced his descent
man by man for eighteen hundred years back to a well-
known statesman of antiquity. This curious circum-
stance induced me to question all the " boys," teachers,
barbers, women, and even children thrown in my way
for an hour at any time, and I discovered that the
commonest Chinaman could usually go back by
memory for from two to five hundred years ; or
even more by referring to his " genealogy " book at
home : in fact, I published in the Sfianghai Evening
Courier twenty years ago about a dozen genuine
" lives " of such humble folk. On another occasion,
at Pagoda Anchorage, I "bet" Dr. SomerviUe at a
dinner that his rowdiest stable coolie, if ordered in
there and then, and questioned by me in his own
dialect, would give us off-hand the names of all the
Manchu reigns, and of all the dynasties back to Kublai
Khan ; and the man did it at once.
These introductory observations Ifcad up to and partly
explain an interesting event which happened to me
in the wilds of Hu Peh ; — this was at the small city
of Kienshr, two days' journey south of the Yangtsze
River. My civilian mandarin was surnamed Ts£ng, and
he happened to be undergoing tonsorial operations in
THEIR BLOOD IS ALL BLUE 71
the inn yard, when an old druggist strolled in to ask
about, and if possible see, the barbarian. I overheard
their conversation. As soon as the old man (in accord-
ance with custom) gave his name, my mandarin said :
" Ah ! then we are relatives. What is your branch-
stream ? I belong to the ts'iian lot."
" I am a kir
When I heard this, I went out to join in the causerie^
and said : " Then the Marquess Ts^ng, the new envoy
to Great Britain, must be your cousin, and Governor
Ts6ng Kwoh-ts'Uan of Shan Si must be your uncle."
" I don't know what post Ki-tsih [the Marquess]
holds now, but I know he is Kwoh-fatCs son, and the
Governor's nephew ; moreover, there are two others of
the ki lot holding office in the Yiin Nan and Canton
provinces [which was true]. But our branch migrated a
great many centuries ago, and we only keep genealogical
registers back as far as the dynasty of X. [I forget
how many hundred years]. The original registers are
preserved in the old house at Confucius' town in Shan
Tung, and we send them copies of our local registers
at intervals. There are several hundred thousand of
us in China, mostly in this province, Kiang Si, and
(of course) Shan Tung. In 1330 the Mongol Emperor
Tub-Temur gave our original ancestor the title of
* Ancestral Sage, Duke of Ch'^ng ' [on the River Wen
in Shan Tung] ; but emigrations had taken place long
before then. Our first ancestor \i.e, of the branch] has
his cemetery at Y ."
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The only man I ever discovered who could not go
back more than three generations was my own " boy,"
who was a devil-may-care sort of fellow, and did not
care twopence about his ancestors ; in fact, he would
have left his own mother to starve, had I not for
twenty years confiscated part of his wages for her.
Towards the end of his days, however, he grew quite
filial, and sent her amongst other presents a coffin,
" ready for the event" He himself happened to die
first, after I had left for good, in other service, and the
mother wrote to England to ask me " how about my
money ? " I sent her a few dollars to " burn paper-
money for the wandering soul " ; — in other words, for
herself. I received thanks for the money, with a
" verbal post-scriptum " sent through the Legation : " Is
there no money for me, too?"
CHINESE ROYALTY
" Bon voyage, Parrkerre ! Vous alkz voyager avec un
rot ! " These were the last words of my cheery
French host as we reached the tiny wharf at Hanoi,
to which he kindly came to see me off. A group
of French generals, colonels, and foncHonnains were
buzzing round his Majesty at that very moment, full
of empressetnent and respect (they had been officially
" dining " him the night before) : they took their most
affectionate leave, (even utnarmin% him, but discreetly
avoiding the kiss,) and the royal procession at once
"UNEASY LIES THE HEAD" 73
moved on board. As soon as the steamer had well
started, I naturally made enquiry as to who the
distinguished monarch was, and I was informed that
he was un rot Muong trks guerrievy who had been
prevailed on by French diplomacy at last to throw
in his lot with la France, It so happened that, three
years before this, I had, whilst on leave of absence,
made a private tour of my own to Tonquin, Siam,
and Burma, and had made independent enquiry as
to the conflicting claims of Annam, Bangkok, and
Mandalay to the allegiance of the Shan states, some
of whose chiefs I had interviewed ; and consequently
I knew all about the attack of Tieu Van-tri of Muong-
lai upon Luang Prabang in June, 1887; the flight
of his Majesty of Luang Prabang to Bangkok ; and
the temporary occupation of Muonglai by the French
in January, 1888; in fact, M. Tirant, the French
Resident-General at Hanoi, had just received the
latest news from Muonglai, and was examining the
maps (which he showed me), when I visited his office,
on March 17, 1888: it was then uncertain whether
Muonglai would "stand it." (I may explain that the
" Muongs *' are simply the Shans, Muong meaning in
their tongue " country." The Siamese call themselves
Muong T*aiy " Land of the Free," and the Burmese
call the Siamese Sciam-pi^ or Siam-land ; but when
I was first in these parts no one had a very clear
idea of who was who.)
When I came to "walk round" the king, by the
74 KINGS, POPES, PREMIERS, PHILOSOPHERS.
identificatio quasi canina of narrowly observing the seat
of his trousers, I came to the conclusion that he must
be a Cantonese, the foot-gear and limb-gear being for
males what the head-gear is for females — a quite certain
mark of origin. The French diplomatic agent with
him and the others of his entour^e all spoke either
Shan ' or Annamese ; his Majesty also understood a
few words of French. He was very independent
and reserved in his manner ; would not sit at table
with Europeans ; would not " drink " ; and, alt<^ether,
made his obsequious suzerains feel as the Amir of
Afghanistan likes to make the Viceroy of India feel ;
— i.e. " creepy." He was by no means a captive, but
an independent sovereign, on the point of accepting
over-rule. Watching my opportunity, I walked up
to the king and addressed him, quite as an equal, in
Cantonese ; he was delighted, and replied fluently.
He could not only speak, but write well, and it turned
out that his ancestors came from a place near Pakhoi,
where the family graves were still kept up, and to
which place he sent messengers to sacrifice every
year. The Frenchmen airing themselves on deck were
naturally intrigues at seeing this "animated conversa-
tion" going on in a tongue totally unknown to them
all, and the more so when they observed the activity
of my note-book, down into which facts were going
with startling rapidity. The situation was amusing :
here was the " enemy," flop down in the very hot-bed
of diplomacy, enjoying all the exclusive secrets for
" SUCH A DIVINITY DOTH HEDGE A KING " 75
himself! However, there was no way out of it : I
turned the king completely inside out before I dropped
him ; but I may inform my French friends that I did
nothing naughty ; in fact, when he told me that, after
meeting the British officials in Chiengmai, etc., he
had decided to "plump" for France, and send his
sons to Paris for education, I made no attempt what-
ever to represent to him the superior virtues of Short
(China) or Codlin (Siam) ; and said no word to which
my French hosts could, had they understood it, have
in the least objected.
His real family name was Lo ; but, like most of
the Shan chieftains in the Laos or "Old Shan"
region, he used the Chinese family name of TiaOy which
doubtless stands for the Siamese Tjao (= prince).
He gave me his card, inscribed Tiao Win-cht^ which,
in the Cantonese, becomes Tin Min-chi^ and in
Annamese Tiiu Vdn-tru This last the French call
him, believing him to be a Shan. Like all Chinese
" kings " abroad, he prefers " short coat and trousers "
(=our tweed suit) for the ordinary purposes of life,
to the cumbersome boots, yellow jacket, and peacock's
feather form of frippery.
THE EMPEROR OF ANNAM
There was a good deal of telegraphing between the
Resident at Tourane, the Resident-General at Hu6,
the Governor-General at Hanoi, and (possibly) the
76 KINGS, POPES, PREMIERS, PHILOSOPHERS
President of the French Republic, before I was allowed
to go up to Hu^. However, common sense prevailed,
and I may state to my hospitable French hosts that
1 had no mission whatever ; and that neither the British
Government nor the British Minister had the faintest
■idea I was there.— We of the ruck — i£. those not acting
officially — assembled in evening dress at 9 a.m. at a
certain palace outhouse, where we deferentially awaited
the arrival of the Resident's coach. Then we marched
through a double line of caparisoned elephants and
horses ; banners, trumpets, fanfaronades, etc, up to the
royal hall of audience, which was quite as dignified
as anything of the same kind in China. The little
king (locally " emperor ") was seated, li la Turque, on
a fine, handsome throne, and there were around him
the usual bearers of fans, Rappers, and fasces ; the
eunuchs, and others courtiers and paraphernalia of,
the Far East ; apparently all based in the distant past
upon Hindoo ceremony. The Resident-Superior read
an address in French, uttering the usual diplomatic
verbiage about " rights," " liberty," and other imaginary
advant^es which are never at all appreciated by
"protected" powers. Then the king read from the
back of a yahu, or " tablet," (which Chinese emperors
of old used to hold before them with two hands,) a
reply in pure Chinese, but pronounced in Annamite
fashion. It must not be supposed that there is any
(known) connection between Annamese and Chinese ;
but with all people who dabble in Chinese civilisation
ST
«DEUS VOS NOBIS SERVET" 11
it is considered good form to use pure Chinese in
courtly matters: thus, during the "Boxer" troubles,
the Emperor of Japan replied to the Emperor of China
in perfectly good Chinese taste ; his language was
faultless from a " high-falutin' " point of view.
But the most interesting part of the show was the
native ceremony, after the European introductions were
over : it was one of the most dignified and impressive
spectacles it is possible to conceive, with nothing what-
ever tawdry or serio-comic about it. Far away in
front of the throne-hall extended the vista of elephants
and troops ; then, out in the sun, in front of the throne-
hall and above the elephants, were about twenty or
thirty double rows of civil and military officials, all
dressed in very quaint but very magnificent court
robes, hats, and boots. Not even the highest dignitaries
advanced at any time more than a few steps into the
throne-room, which was a pavilion quite as large as the
great hall of Westminster, and had its roof supported
by magnificent teak timber, painted a deep rich red,
or "purple." The emperor, eunuchs, and Europeans
were the only ones admitted into the centre of the
pavilion. The marble-paved court in front was thus
filled with mandarins, the military on one, the civil
on the other side of the narrow alley running up the
centre. At a signal a singular and by no means un-
melodious hymn was struck up ; the whole body of
officials knelt and rose three times in slow succession,
kotowin'g thrice for each time they knelt, all in
78 KINGS, POPES, PREMIERS, PHILOSOPHERS
perfect harmony with the music ; and pausing to sing
at each move. This occupied about twenty minutes,
after which there were certain other ceremonies, all
based upon the Chinese etiquette.
The thing which struck me most during this extra-
ordinarily interesting function was its striking similarity
to the ceremonies of the Byzantine court, as related
in Western history, and as depicted in paintings. I
do not for this reason rush to any conclusions ; but I
think it highly probable that " ideas " must have passed
freely to and fro between Rome, Constantinople, Persia,
Parthia, India, and China at all times subsequent to
the mutual discovery, by East and West, of West and
East, respectively, about two thousand years ago ; and
that the means through which they filtered in both
directions must have been chiefly the horse-riding
Turks.
CHINAMEN AS PRINCES
Towards the end of 1892 I visited the Siamese Com-
missionership of Junk Ceylon — capital town, Tongkah.
This high official has under him several Chinese rajahs,
notably those of Kra and Renoung, both of whom I
met at the latter place, where I was sumptuously enter-
tained by the "royal family."
The existence to-day of the Chinese adventurer
"dynasties" in the south seas helps us very con-
siderably to understand how in ancient times the
feudal states existed under the, hegemony or nominal
*'THE RANK IS BUT THE GUINEA STAMP" 79
rule of the kings (in ancient China the Monarch, or
King, had not the same Imperial title as to-day), and
how enterprising Chinamen established petty dynasties
in the Corean, Annamese, and Tibetan regions. The
palace and tombs at Renoung were modelled on the
same scale in theory (though of course less spacious
in practice) as those of Peking and Annam. The
divisstmus^ or "founder" of the dynasty, was a pros-
perous "Zaitun" trader from Changchou Fu, near
Amoy, whom the King of Siam, Phra Chom Klao,
made, first, " Lord," and then Governor-General of
Renoung. The four sons of the first rajah are now
independent of each other, and also rule Kra, Trang,
and Langshun provinces, in consideration of paying
tribute and homage to the King of Siam. Not one of
them smokes opium ; and they form together a vast
commercial union, something in principle like that of
the Rothschilds, but, naturally, with infinitely smaller
scope. In accordance with Chinese views of happi-
ness, they breed like rabbits ; for to have " his quiver
full of them " is the beau idt^al of a righteous and
much-married man.
But the most striking thing of all is the mild-
ness, firmness, impartiality, and justice of their
rule. With the exception of a handful of Burmese
and Madrassis, their subjects are entirely Chinese,
Siamese, and Malays ; yet they exact no " crawling "
rights or kotow forms, and, except on sacrificial occa-
sions, wear the short jacket, loose pantaloons, billycock,
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and foreign boots of the Penang Chinese under
British rule ; the whole corresponding to what we
should call "cow-boy" or "shirt-sleeves" attire, as,
worn, for instance, in Fiji government circles, where the
not inel^ant shirt (no braces) was quite the thing
with Governor Thurston. In fact, though nominally
Siamese, these rajahs belong to the Penang or English
"sphere of influence," which is perfectly honest, and
quite innocuous to the political rights of Siam.
When the Chinese rajahs do homage at the Siamese
court, they have to conceal the pigtail (to which
Manchu badge all Chinese fondly cling, now out of
mere habit), and wear Siamese uniform. The Chinese
ofRcial dress is put on when ancestral sacrifices arc
performed. No lodges or " secret " societies are
tolerated; for the laxity of the British government
had allowed the rival lodges of Singapore to squabble
and wax dangerous, and even to extend the scope
of their operations beyond the legitimate sphere
recognised by the best Chinese members ; which evil
example had showed signs of spreading to Burma
and other places.
A smartly manned gig, a brisk dog-cart, and a com-
fortable bungalow were placed at my disposal ; I was
shown all the industries and the sights ; and 1 left
the place more impressed than ever with the admirable
business capacities, the sterling honesty, and the manly
dignity of the Chinese emigrant class, when given a
free hand to work out its own salvation. Neither
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the French, nor the Dutch, nor the Spaniards, nor the
Americans sufficiently understand the art of letting China-
men alone, an inactivity in which we ourselves excel.
VAE VICTIS
The story of the Panthay massacres is one of the
saddest in Chinese history, and, knowing all the
particulars of it, I went to see the late Sultan's son.
Prince Hassan, directly I heard he was living in
Rangoon, where, as at Bhamo, his father the Sultan
had once had several trading-houses. He occupied an
ordinary villa, not very well kept up, in the outskirts
of the town, and drew a pension from the British, or
rather, perhaps, from the Indian Government, for which
favour he was apparently very grateful. He was a
stout, grave, and not unusually intellectual Chinaman, of
what may be called the Turkish or Persian type ; that
is, he bore no traces of the distinctive Mongol, Manchu,
Tibetan, or Indo-Chinese features which sometimes
peep out in the northern, western, or southern China-
man: (there is no such thing known in China as a
Japanese type).
I am not sure whether I remember this point
correctly, but I think he told me that he himself had
been one of the two envoys sent by his father to
London in 1872, with the object of inducing Great
Britain to accept suzerainty over the expiring Mussul-
man kingdom. This was at a time when the victorious
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82 KINGS, POPES, PREMIERS. PHILOSOPHERS
General Ts'fin YUh-ying and his lieutenant Yang
YUh-k'o (nicknamed "the monkey") were gradually
closing in upon the Panthay capital of Tali Fu.
Francis Gamier, whom I met at Hankow in April,
1873, told me he had managed at great personal risk
to get into Tali Fu in the Sultan's time ; this was on
the occasion of his splendid journey with the Lagr^
mission through the Shan states in 1868 ; but on
the English side Major Sladen was not allowed to
advance from Burma beyond Momein (now a consular
station on the Yun Nan frontier). At that time
Suliman (for that was what the " Sultan " Tu Wfin-siu
called himselQ was in the heyday of his power ; still,
the eastern parts of YUn Nan were adversely held in
the Chinese Emperor's name by the " Lao Papa," or
" Old Pope" ; — that is, by Ma T€h-hing, a Mahommedan
Jiadji of high character who had abandoned the Sultan,
and had accepted the post of Imperial Viceroy at
Yunnan Fu in order to save further civil war and
useless bloodshed.
Ma T^-hing, under the name of Ma Fu-ch'u, had, in
1842, made the pilgrimage to Mecca by way of Burma,
and in February, 1893, I met at Bhamo another Chinese
Mussulman from Ho Nan province taking the same
route. The city of Tali Fu had no sooner fallen,
than the treacherous Chinese Brigadier-General Ma
Chung, of Yijnnan Fu, massacred the Mussulman
Viceroy too, who, though he had long held the city as
a renegade in the imperialists' favour, was now of no
GREATER LOVE HATH NO MAN 83
further use to them, and was even much to be dreaded
in his capacity of local Pope for Islam.
The death of Prince Hassan's father SuHman is thus
described : The Chinese commander promised to spare
the city if he surrendered. As his people were weary
of war, and he was therefore not unwilling to be
sacrificed on their behalf, he first sent in his official
seal as token of submission ; then he robed himself in
his best, destroyed his valuables, and forced his wives
and children to commit suicide. Finally, he got into
his sedan-chair, and was carried through the crowds of
his weeping people to Yang Yiih-k'o's camp. His
manner was so bewildered when he got there that he
could do little more than gasp out an entreaty that his
people might be spared. It was soon evident that he
had, fftore sinense^ taken a slow poison, in order to avoid
a shameful public death ; and he was successful, in so
far, at least, that he died before they could hurry him
away in his chair to Ts'en Yiih-ying's headquarters.
The next day the corpse was decapitated, and the head
embalmed, for transport in triumph to Peking. Prince
Hassan was not inclined to be communicative upon
these tragic matters, but he was very much interested
in all questions concerning local Mussulmans, and
very pleased indeed when I caused to be sent to
him a copper seal and some Mussulman archives
brought from the Kachyn state of Muongpo, near
Sefan, which had taken part in the war on the Panthay
side. He is visiting Mecca this summer (1901).
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THE WILD KACHYNS
The Japanese have a saying : " Ftats-ki demo, djtbun
no uchi" — literally, "Pair-spread though-be, self his
house," or " Cock on one's own dung-hill." I believe
the proper way is to write " Futatsuskiki" (" a couple of
mats "), or " San-skiki" (" three ") ; but it was said to me
exactly as above, in reference to an old Nagasaki " pub,"
which the paternal British Government had bought for
me, and had put up at Chemulpho as a vice-consulate.
The saying forcibly recurred to me when the King
of Pontu, sitting on the soft side of a muddy and
jagged stone, clothed as to his nether regions with
a short pair of ra^ed cotton drawers, and as to his
" upper circle " with a short jacket of the same
unwashed material, was deferentially served with his
dinner. The banquet in question consisted of about
half a pound of coarse red rice, " dished " up in a fresh
banana leaf ; and about a quarter of a pound of what
we call " kewins " in Liverpool — i.e. periwinkles. They
were ready picked out for him, and handed up in a
second banana leaf As with many people in the Far
East, the king scrupulously used the right hand only
for fingering his food. After the repast was over, he
blew his nose with the left-hand fingers, and royally
wiped them on the attendant's trousers.
His Majesty, like most of his kind, dwelt with his
population on one hill, which was his kingdom. I
was again reminded of a story, told by the Chinese
PRAESENS DI VUS HABEBITUR AUGUSTUS 85
philosopher Chwang-tsz, about the fearful war which
once raged between the bacilli^ or microbes, which lived
on the right feeler of a dying snail, and their rivals
living on the left. The snail's death brought history
to an end. But this man of Pontu was a real monarch,
and the much-superior-looking man who served him
was of noble birth. Before a Kachyn engages in
conversation with a stranger, it is said he always asks :
"Are you a noble or a commoner?" This particular
monarch was a political prisoner of Great Britain — a
sort of unmounted De Wet. There had been a good
deal of fighting, and one or two valuable British
officers had lost their lives. A " column " was sent to
Pontu on the Chinese frontier to demand submission
and tribute; the tribute in this case consisted of a
few hundredweight of straw required by our garrison
for thatching the roofs of the fort at Sima. The
houses of the Kachyns are as roomy, and in every way
excellent, as the Kachyns themselves are insignificant.
I and half a dozen officers slept luxuriously in one
compartment of the **male" end of the king's house,
the females taking advantage of our candles to peep
at us from the obscurity of his harem.
The king had to come in person, and as he spoke
Chinese fairly well, and none of the Sikhs, Goorkhas,
or British officers spoke a word of it, he attached him-
self by preference to me, and walked back a portion
of the second day's journey by my side. But the
curious part of the whole business was the deference
86 KINGS, POPES, PREMIERS, PHILOSOPHERS
with which this ragged chief was treated by his
own man.
A recent picture in one of the illustrated papers
shows Li Hung-chang looking into a kinetoscope, sur-
rounded by his " boys " and coolies. This is exactly the
attitude in which I once saw the Emperor's late father,
surrounded by a lot of street boys — and by myself.
Once I saw the Viceroy Liu K'un-yih take the pipe
which a slave had just pufTed into a blaze for him,
rub his thumb carelessly over the mouthpiece, and then
smoke the wet pipe himself. The fact is, despite the
power possessed by, and the immense respect shown
to the ruling classes in China, there is an easy feeling
of human equality all round. They are no snobs.
Even the old Empress-Dowager, in her flight from
Peking, found time to " chaff" a kneeling magistrate on
the road, who had brought her a good hot dinner, on
the excellence of his cook. She also asked him for
some clothes.
He said : " In this poor district there are no
luxuries, and all I have is the coarse outfit of a
poor concubine I have brought to live with me."
The Empress said : " Oh ! don't make a fuss ; we
are cold, and don't mind about forms and ceremonies.
Cki yao nwan-/to, chiu shi-lo!" ("All I want is to
be warm I ")
This Chinese Raleigh, to his disgust, was made a pre-
fect, and forced to " Come along." The whole story of the
flight is most amusing, and some day I may tell more of it
UNEXPECTED HONOURS 87
HIS HOLINESS THE POPE
Pope Leo the Thirteenth would hardly look to Hoihow
for pronouncements upon the Vatican ; but I may
mention that, in the archives of that swinish metropolis,
his Holiness figures as sht^ which character by a very
curious coincidence means both "a lion" and *'a supreme
teacher" ; in fact, it means " a Pope,": for it was applied
by Kublai to Paghsba and his successors, and is still
applied to the Taoist Pope. The whole papal theory
is left on record in Chinese at Hoihow in connection
with the official preservation of the Jesuit tombs there,
and the names of their Holinesses have been duly
raised three pegs or two pegs, like the Chinese Emperors,
or diviy according to whether dead or alive.
However, that is not the immediate point. There
was quite a plethora of distinguished French visitors
about this time; one day the new French Minister
suddenly appeared unannounced by my bedside ; a week
later the Acting Governor-General of Indo-China most
hospitably required my presence at dinner on board his
steamer. But on the occasion here referred to a card
was handed to me on behalf of " Monsignor Termoz,
Domestic Chaplain to his Holiness the Pope." He was
accompanied by another cleric named Rossel, and like
all other persons in doubt or difficulty at Hoihow,
inevitably found his way to the British Consulate
for comfort and refreshment. We all took a walk to
see Father Diegues (otherwise known as Father
88 KINGS, POPES, PREMIERS, PHILOSOPHERS
Di(^enes), and then went on to " the stricken field "
to inspect the Jesuit tombs ; so that persons interested
in those remains now know to whom they may go for a
voucher ; and I may take this opportunity of saying that
the much-abused thoi^h " heretical " English Govern-
ment, at my request, paid ten pounds for the protection
of the said tombs, which tombs the Roman Catholics as
a body ought in future to care for themselves, as the
Portuguese mission is too poor. (I hope that the
Secretary of State, who is responsible for the grant,
will not monopolise all the reward for this good act
in the next world, but leave a wee crumb for me.)
However, the bishop's visit is used here simply as a
peg on which to hang the subject of presents, which
are a great nuisance in China. My own plan (being,
unlike Mr. Wemmick, a firm disbeliever in the value
of portable property) was, when any European gave
or sent mc a fancy present, to pass it on instantly to
the nearest deserving Chinese; and when a mandarin
sent me anything more ornamental than useful, to send
it or give it to the first " foreign " person I saw or thought
of. Only a week previously, a customs officer, who had
been dismissed, asked me to assist him by purchasing
at a valuation a silver epergne ; just then the iaotai was
cashiered too, and the epergne came in very handy as
a consolation present. As the episcopal party returned
fatigued from their outing (the bishop, by the way, was
" accommodated with a chair," and Pire Rossel, who
pluckily tried to walk, soon collapsed, and had to be
ETIAM DONA FERENTES 89
chaired too), after we had all had a bath and (including
the bishop) a glass of whiskey and soda, we assembled
in that compartment of my barn variously known as the
office, the sitting-, dining-, or drawing-room ; and what
should we see there but a gigantic screen of the most
gorgeous colouring, together with some other presents.
I forget who sent me this, or what (if anything) I had
done to deserve it. The rule in China is to accept part
of a gift, and then " tip " according to its value ; or to
reject the whole, and "tip" with great sagesse. You
either write on the card : " X. respectfully detains screen
one piecey ; remaining gems are excluded with thanks,"
or, simply: "X. excludes with thanks." On this occasion
the whole of the gems were detained without exclusion,
and at once made over to the bishop, who was
delighted, and undertook the serious business of con-
veying them to Rome, where I trust they adorn some
worthy nook of the Vatican. (I paid the " tip.")
In connection with presents, I may add that it is
the custom at the New Year for consuls to send a few
discreet or elegant trifles to the authorities and charge
them to the public under the head of " New Year's com-
plimentary gifts to the . . ." The scraggy poultry and
other edible gems received in return I used to give to
the constable and the "boys." On one occasion a
waggish colleague of mine, carried away by a caco'cthes
alliterationis^ simply stuck down "Turkey for taotaV \
much to the horror of the Foreign Office, which promptly
(in the person of its Chief Clerk) called for explanations.
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had struck literary men, had used "arguments of
force," and so on. The students gathered up frag-
ments of broken furniture and assumed a " hold-me-
back-lest-I-should-break-his-hcad" kind of posture.
At that instant t was putting on my dressing-
gown and smoking-cap (a fez), and Chang-€rh, quite
calmly, waved his hand, saying ; " Come, come, the
great man is putting his official uniform on ; you
can't strike an official." I chimed in by calling out in a
peremptory tone of voice for the landlord, and ordering
him to fetch the Hjxui. (The tipao, or " local guarantor,"
is a curious Chinese institution, like a "whipping-
boy." He is nominally Monsieur le Maire, but in
reality he is often a hired ruffian or toper, who, for
a consideration, acts as spokesman to the muni-
cipality, and incurs all the penalties : it is as though
the Lord Mayor should keep a gp-eengroccr at fifteen
shillings a week to listen to the warnings of the Chief
Justice.) When the tipao came, I gave him all sorts
of orders, and demanded various forms of satisfaction,
hinting that on my arrival at Wuchang I should
speak to the Viceroy. Things gradually quieted down ;
but I felt very uneasy in my bin during the night,
for I overheard many a discussion as to my status,
and as to the advisability of "going for me."
THE CAGED WARRIOR
Chinkiang is a disagreeable centre for soldier riots ;
for, being at the parting of the ways for canal, river.
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or land routes, it has large Tartar and Chinese per-
manent camps ; and besides, there are always remounts,
reinforcements, and escorts passing through to other
provinces. Naturally, these men like to stroll on the
settlement and steal a look at the foreign devils.
When I was there, certain Europeans used to connive
at gaming-houses, and take shares in native theatres ;
not to mention the pawnshops, drinking-houses, and
other places even less orthodox ; all flourishing under
the sacred nose of Her Majesty's Consul. I had
already had plenty of experience in soldier " rows "
on the Kewkiang settlement in 1872-4; but Chinkiang
was a much rowdier place, both from a native and
a foreign point of view. Consequently the municipal
police had plenty of work ; and if the soldiers did no
worse, they "committed a nuisance."
For this last crime one strolling warrior was arrested
when I was there, and he promptly punched the
policeman's head. He was at last overpowered by
others, and temporarily lodged in the consular gaol,
the keeper of which was a one-eyed old soldier named
Joshua Nunn, who boasted several medals, and had
served his country bravely and well in the wars.
Some more soldiers soon gathered round, and began
to threaten a rescue, and even to burn down the
Consulate.
Quickly giving orders to plucky old Nunn to lock
the man up in his strongest cell, I just sent a pencil
message round by the fing-Mai to each of three
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sturdy Britishers: "Please step round with your gun ;
I expect a row."
In less than five minutes, round they came. A table
and chairs were set outside the front door, and we
four sat there, guns or rifles in hand. I am not quite
sure but what they were the new rifles just about
then served out to all the consulates in order to meet
such eventualities : it was the Spark piracy that had
set us all on the qjti vive.
The Consulate stood (like most British Consulates)
on the most commanding elevation ; in this case at
least fifty feet above the road, with a steep mountain
behind. About two hundred unruly soldiers gathered
round the lower enclosure ; but when they saw us
armed, quietly sitting and smoking at the door, they
did not "come on." Meanwhile, a written message
was sent to General Tao of the permanent camp,
half a mile off, stating that the man would not be
released unless he, the general, came in person to
identify and punish him.
In about half an hour down came General T'ao in
his chair, with Colonel P'fing on his chai^er, and the
usual rabble of a suite. It was explained to the two
officers that there was no desire to claim jurisdiction
over, or in any way be harsh to the arrested man,
but that it must be clearly understood in future that
if any soldiers, or even officers, came upon the settle-
ment, they would be forced to obey the municipal
bye-laws ; and the consul was municipal chairman.
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General Tao did not seem to like his position very
much ; but he was civil. He went with me to the
prison, and spoke to the man through the cell bars.
The result of it was that the soldier received about
twenty slight bastinado-strokes on the spot ; and all
was settled.
Twelve years later (1889) a somewhat similar riot
occurred, and the Consulate was burnt down. I was
in England at the time, and therefore only speak from
hearsay. The cause was the same, — dissatisfaction of
the Chinese with the somewhat fussy behaviour of
the municipal police, who had just before that arrested
a military officer for " reckless riding." Soldiers (three
hundred) were sent from the camp to "protect" the
Consulate, where the policeman, in this last case, had
taken refuge ; but, of course, three hundred Chinese
soldiers, who never do more than " look on," are not
worth four well-armed Britishers who are prepared
to shoot. Hence the mob simply rushed in unimpeded,
and burnt the place, the consul and his wife barely
escaping with their lives by clambering down the
mountain side, half-dressed, to a friendly steamer.
A "MISSIONARY ROW"
On September 15, 1880, "there was not a cloud on
the horizon," as Lord Granville had remarked the day
before the Franco-Russian war broke out. By a
singular coincidence, the very day before the events
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now to be narrated, a complimentary despatch ad-
dressed to consular officers from Lord Granville had
reached Canton, and the English and French consuls
were both doing a little desipere in loco at Macao ; so
quiet things were. The Chinese writers had, for some
reason, gone away rather early. It was about 3.30, a
very hot day, and I had just finished "tiffin," sent off
my guests, and was drinking my coffee alone, when a
note from P^re B^al was placed in my hands ; it was
to the effect that an attack on the cathedral was
threatening.
In "rows" of this kind it is important to look
sharp, as &ve minutes may make all the difference ;
and in any case a Chinese writer (even if present)
takes at least half an hour to fumble about with his
inkstand, his draft, his fine phrases, and his caligraphy.
I never hesitated to make a shift for myself when
pressed for time, and now therefore jotted a few words
down in pencil on the consul's visiting-card, so that a
man was off to the Viceroy's in less than five minutes.
The cathedral was about two miles away, and the
Viceroy's yamin four.
In a short time more ui^ent messages came from
several of the Rev. PP., and they continued to come
at intervals, varied by personal visits, every half-hour
or so, for some hours. It was soon necessary to explain
to the Viceroy that the French consul was away ; and
finally, as the correspondence to and fro and the verbal
messages became more frequent, to confess that the
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English consul was not there either. Still, in such
cases the Chinese are never martinets ; and, apart from
the consideration that one barbarian is, in their opinion,
as good as another, and that *' petty divisions into states "
arc (or were) not taken very seriously, they are usually
willing to act reasonably in times of emergency, who-
ever makes out a good case ; more especially when
the British Consulate (as an abstraction) says '* It's all
right"
Chang Shu-sh£ng was a grizzled old warrior — an
ex-rebel — who, as the story goes, had surrendered to Li
Hung-chang, and had subsequently married Li's sister, —
of the old Taiping revolution days. His chief feature
was a single js^ged green tooth, or tusk, in the upper
jaw, and he spat freely into your face as he addressed
you. On this occasion, however, he came out well ;
he went forth in his own chair, and (perhaps luckily
for us) had his vice-regal hat knocked off, and his
sedan smashed by the mob.
The two gates and bridges of the foreign settle-
ment (an island) were always watched by " the viceroy's
guard," under the command of a well-disposed deputy,
then named Chang Chen-toh. This man held himself
(he was always supposed to do so) at the disposition
of the British Consulate, and his mission was to keep
the creek boats and rowdies in order. There was
also a vice-regal steam-gunboat anchored near the
cathedral : the French officer in command wished
for my sanction to land marines at once, and came
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in person to ask it ; but, though I had no objection
in principle to usurping the authority of the Viceroy
and French consul for a few hours, I declined on
other grounds to approve this action. Another vice-
regal steam-gunboat was anchored off Shamien ; the
English (f>. Scotch) commander (a fine old fighting
man and an ex-whaler, named Captain James Stewart)
also came in person " for orders," and I privately
arranged with him that, if the settlement were rushed,
he should, at a signal from me, occupy it with all his
forces and arms. (I may explain that the Viceroy
had two anti-pirate steam-fleets ; the officers were all
appointed and removed by the two consulates, but
all " orders " came, nominally at least, through the
Viceroy's chief-of-the-staPf.)
Thus the commercial settlement was rendered
perfectly safe both by land and by water; and all
these dispositions were made before 9 o'clock in the
evening, when the chairman of the municipality was,
by way of precaution, told what had occurred, and
warned to keep some Europeans on watch during
the night This warning had the instant effect of
summoning a meeting at the club, when the German and
other " minor " consuls arranged to send for a gunboat,
and to have an armed volunteer patrol during the night
I think I scarcely moved from my chair until i a.m.,
the whole of this time being occupied in receiving
and despatching letters and individuals.
At I a.m. a formal letter arrived from the Viceroy
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Chang Shu-shdng, announcing that he had as many
as two thousand men disposed in a cordon around
the cathedral, the orphanage, parsonages, etc., etc.,
and that there was now no danger. So far as my
memory serves me, one or two unimportant Christian
houses had been fired or pulled down, but no French
interest had suffered in any way. It so happened
that there was no British gunboat at Hongkong,
and the next day things were so quiet that there
was some waggish disposition to suggest a *'got-up
thing." More especially were the Protestant mis-
sionaries indignant because no one (which was a fact)
had given them a thought : most of them lived
between the wharf and the cathedral.
On the 17th the two consuls returned ; and on the
1 8th a belated Portuguese gunboat turned up from
Macao. The Viceroy's letter above-mentioned, and
the French consul's subsequent letter laying stress
on the narrow escape every one had had, were of
course unknown to the Hongkong press, which also
broadly hinted at a "mare's nest." However, the
records are still there.
Curiously enough, almost exactly three years later
(September 10, 1883), a somewhat similar riot took
place, and a big, ugly rush from the cathedral direc-
tion actually took place. The sceptical residents thus
had a second opportunity of dealing independently
with the cry of "wolf." On this occasion the mob
had a fairly good excuse, for a drunken Englishman
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named Logan had caused the death of a Chinese
lad by shoving him overtioard as the daily steamer
lay alongside the wharf (between the Consulate and
the cathedral). But this second time over a dozen
foreign houses were consumed ; the ladies were taken
on board a friendly steamer ; the British flag was
hauled down ; and the German consul's patrol was again
requisitioned. The unfortunate Baron von Ketteler
(murdered in Peking on June 13, 1900) distinguished
himself very highly, and I believe several Chinamen
were shot before the crowd desisted from their violence.
FALLING HE FELL, AND FALLING EMITTED
A THUD
Such was the translation of Homer's favourite line
AovtniiTev Be iretritv, etc., which once at school involved
my next comrade's precipitate descent to the bottom of
the class. The day after my return from a month's
tramp in North Szch'wan, I was walking, followed by
my escort man, towards the solitary gate which leads
from the rocky peninsula of Chungking to the moun-
tainous country, when I noticed angry faces and
sullen groups on all sides, as if there had been a " row,"
and people were indignantly discussing it. As soon
as we got out of earshot of the wall, the At'en's
policeman said : " Great man, I think we had better
go back another way ; the people are threatening
you." I thought he was afraid for himself, because
WERE I BUT CLEAR OF THESE FELLOWS loi
his nasty habit of spitting at noisy boys (which had
several times evoked my remonstrance) had made
him unpopular with mammas. Still, I judged it
more prudent to take a longer turn in the country
than usual, and we therefore came back the same
way towards dusk : any other direction would have
involved a long detour, followed by a disagreeable
walk through miles of malodorous streets.
There were still crowds on the wall, the path along
which was also the nearest road to my house. A
scuffle took place above me as I entered the " tunnel "
of the gate (I afterwards learned that some Protestant
Christians had prevented a man from pushing a large
stone on to me); but I ascended the wall from the
inside as usual, and there found a human lane prepared
for me, with rows of people on each side. A man I
had never seen ran towards me and said hurriedly :
" Great man, don't come this way : they are going
to injure you."
Suspecting a trap of some sort, I took no
notice, (the missionaries explained to me this man's
good intentions some days after the event,) and
got safely through the lane, trying to look as
unconcerned as possible. But, just when I thought
all was over, some men of the loafer class assisted
an old woman to clamber up the slopes. She flung
her arms round my legs, and shouted out : ** Give me
back his life; his back is broken." Knowing Chinese
" dodges," it at once struck me that I had been seen
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lungeing at dogs with my stick, and that I was
going to be accused of hitting a child. I looked
round for the policeman, and saw instead, in the
place where he should have been, a testudo of
humanity, apparently engaged in trampling on him.
The whole affair did not occupy as many seconds
as it takes me minutes to describe it.
I was clearly in a mess, and it was useless to run,
so I fain had recourse to " art." I said : " Old madam,"
(the politest address), " you will understand that a
mandarin cannot argue with small folk in the street
The policeman belongs to the /u'e», who is responsible
for him ; if you have any complaint to make, you
should petition me at my public residence." Some
of the better-disposed bystanders seemed impressed,
and, nodding, said : " That is good language."
Meanwhile, I walked quietly on, feeling decidedly
uncomfortable. In about four minutes I was at home,
but I purposely said nothing to my servants as I
entered except : " Invite the writer at once." This man
was a Roman Catholic Christian, and had served
Mr. Baber faithfully on his travels. I said : " Please, go
as quickly as you can to the Aim's yam^n [a good
way off], and ask him yourself to come at once with
his police. Violence has taken place, and I expect
an attack in a few minutes."
Off he went, and now I wrote an account of the
matter to the taotai, warning him that the true facts
would reach Peking by a sure channel, whatever should
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happen to me, and that I held him responsible. Off
went the gatekeeper with this too. Dinner was served ;
and during the meal a Protestant missionary came
to say that a tremendous uproar was taking place, and
people were saying I had killed a child. As his
colleague had a wife, I suggested the wisdom of
going back to look after the safety of his own
mission-house. Then I was called by Chang-^rh to
the outer door to inspect the policeman : he was
severely mauled, but the people who had brought
him seemed quite respectful I ordered him to be
rubbed down with brandy, and told them they must
petition the hien if they had any complaint. Then I
went back to my own court, (or patio^ as a Spaniard
would call it,) and had coffee.
Just as I was lighting up my pipe, I heard a fearful
din, and Chang-^rh, running up, said the outer gate
was being " stove in with a coffin." He was ordered to
bar the gates of each court, beginning with the outer-
most, and I at once blew out the light. I had nothing
on but a suit of duck and a pair of heelless slippers.
These I kicked off, and (I had already thought out a
plan of escape) took up a position on the high wall
at the side of the successive yards, my idea being
to advance towards the street as the mob advanced
from the street, the gables of the three sets of buildings
practically concealing the wall from persons in the
three courts.
Suddenly something occurred, and the Sov7rrj<T€v
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ireniav episode took place. I did not know if I
had been shot, or struck, or what ; but, after lying
stunned for a second, I found myself prostrate in the
narrow space between the wall and the tiers of build-
ings, quite unable to speak or move. (It subsequently
turned out that the mortar coping broke, and I had
slipped.) Chang-^rh was just barring the inmost door,
and heard the ** thud " : he ran up with the gatekeeper
or Wang-erh (I am not sure which of the two had
gone with the letter), muttering "A'Vzew/" ("How
abominable!"). They carried me through the writer's
"rock-fortress" at the extreme back into the next house.
The people there (strangers) were very civil, and
they said a chair was already in waiting at their back
door to take me to tYi^yamfn ; this, however, I declined.
Whilst we were smoking and drinking tea in a friendly
way, I heard shouts : " The great old sire [the hien] has
arrived. Eh ! what bravery ! He is punching the
people's heads with his own fists ! "
There was a fearful shindy for some time more, and
meanwhile I thanked my hosts, and gave orders to be
carried back to my own court Whilst being **laid
gently down " there, I heard the hien's voice shouting :
** Where is the great man ? Is the great man injured ?
Take me to the consul Is he dead?"
I shouted : " Here I am, old sire Kwo [Kwochang,
a Mongol of fearless type] ; this way."
He was delighted to see me " uninjured," and made
the usual Chinese excuses about " silly boys," etc :
SMOOTHING RUFFLED FEATHERS lOS
he carried off with him the policeman wounded in my
service.
The next day both Roman Catholic and Protestant
missionaries came to see me. The story now was that
I had, by some supernatural means, stolen the golden
duck from the sacred tank, and had thus been the
cause of the prolonged drought. Both my ankles were
badly sprained, and for many weeks I was obliged to
roll myself from room to room, instead of walking.
It was a fearfully hot summer ; the drought con-
tinued for two months more ; and there were rumours
almost daily of massacres and rebels. All the officials
were my personal friends ; the leading Mussulman and
the leading Roman Catholic gentry also frequently came
to see me. The officials durst not punish any one,
and I did not like to press the demand very hard,
because I suspected my ** loaned " policeman was a bad
lot, and for all I knew he might have given just cause
for offence. The officials hinted that if I would consent
to his execution, they would in turn execute one
particular criminal whose name I had got from the
missionaries; otherwise, they said, the people would
accuse them of pandering to " ocean men." This quite
Chinese arrangement did not take my fancy at all, and
I managed in time to get the unfortunate policeman
out of the hieris clutches, and send him safely to the
Ichang consul (ten days* journey). As a solatium
to my feelings, the taotai^ prefect, hien^ brigadier-
general, etc., gave me a grand public banquet at the
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prefect's yatnin (he holding the highest territorial or
" host " rank in the town). The leading Roman Catholic
Christian, Lo Pao-chr, was invited too, and (though I
had to be supported) I thoroughly enjoyed the feast
and the merriment after so long a confinement in the
house.
It is a long cry from Chungking to Peking, and
when at last replies came, I soon saw that if there
was to be a settlement of any kind I must invent
one for myself : the officials simply jeered at the word
"Tsung-li YamSny The kien (not a bad fellow, but
quite unscrupulous) said : " Don't make a fuss : let
the affair die out. We are treating you very kindly.
Of course, if you persist in saying I am no match
for what your people can do, then Tm going to fight."
On the top of this came a private note from my first
" relief," asking me to apply officially to have him sent
back, and suggesting that things were not so bad
with me as all that. The Viceroy at Ch'engtu, Ting
Pao-ch6ng, was no lover of foreigners ; but he was
a just man, and I therefore sent him a full official
account of the whole affair, stating that I had decided
not to insist on the personal satisfaction of punish-
ment, but that I wanted proclamations issued all over
the province. His reply (sent not to me, but to the
taotat) was decidedly a good one for a Chinaman of
exalted rank at that date. He ordered the authorities
to " make repeated enquiries after my health," wanted
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to know " whether I was an officer of rank, or how,"
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and enclosed a large number of proclamations saying
what a nice, learned, and just person I was, and how
missionaries ought also to be protected. These
proclamations were faithfully posted up, and later on
I often heard from remote missionaries about them.
I then left, leaving my two successive "reliefs" to
fight it out between them on their arrival.
About six years after that a somewhat similar " row "
took place, and the same house was attacked. This
time it was destroyed, and my third successor had to
accept the chair, ^ain in waiting. He got knocked
about considerably in the streets, and was obliged to
live for safety during some time in a room set apart for
him in one of the yamSns, The enormous premises of
my Roman Catholic friends were burnt down, and
the leading Roman Catholic Christian above mentioned
was executed as a sop to the mob. Desperate efforts
were made by the French Minister at Peking to save
him ; but all in vain. He used, even in my time,
to keep a number of paid bullies ready for the attack
he was always expecting; but he was so rich, and so
well supported by the bishop, that the authorities (who
of course hated him) thought it better to hobnob
with him. These paid bullies fought bravely to defend
Lo's house, and even killed one rioter : hence Lo was
decapitated for "murder."
On the whole, I entertain grateful feelings towards
my quondam Chungking friends, Chinese as well as
French, Catholics as well as "Prots."
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AN EXTINGUISHER AT W^NCHOW
There were startling doings at W^nchow on the
night of October 4-5, 1884. For some time the people
had been excited over the French hostilities, and there
had been rumours of massacre ; but it was such an in-
offensive, sleepy place that no one took them seriously ;
though, as a matter of fact, I sent word privately to
Sir Harry Parkes, so as to be on the safe side : the
only really malignant sign was that the authorities had
asked me to mark all houses which were not French,
and not Roman Catholic. This looked like ^^ Don't
nail the French priests' ears to the pump, my lads,"
and so I declined to do it. Meanwhile, the French
customs commissioner had been replaced temporarily
by an English one.
I was sitting on the verandah one evening, when
suddenly I saw a blaze shoot up in the centre of the
city, a mile away. My place was on a small island in
the river about half a mile outside the wall, so that I was
in the position of a man sitting alone in the comfortable
dress circle of a dark theatre (as the late King Lewis of
Bavaria used to do) and having the performance all to
myself. " By gad ! there goes a missionary ! " said I
to myself. Not a soul moved or sounded either on the
island or outside the wall ; my servants were all at
the back ; two tidewaiters occupied an old joss-house
next door ; and the only other building on the island
was the great historical temple in which " Facfur " took
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refuge from Kublai Khan, as described by Marco
Polo.
After watching the blaze for half an hour, I heard
the rapid click of the oar-pin, and the sound of a
boat approaching through the darkness. I quite fore-
saw who it would be. He entered by the servants*
door, exchanged a word with the servants, and then
came upstairs: it was the big fing-ch^ai. He spoke
quite calmly : " Great man, Mr. Soothill's place is
burnt, and he has disappeared. They have now gone
to bum all other foreign houses and the customs, after
which they are coming here."
"All right; you go back at once and watch what
occurs."
The little fing-Mai was sent separately. Chang-6rh
now came up to entertain me with his views upon
missionaries and pagans, and was just beginning his
exordium when another boat came alongside. This was
the English commissioner of customs and his second
(a German), with a cash-box and two rifles ; they had
just escaped by the " skin of their teeth " by getting
over the wall and taking forcible possession of an
unwilling boat. The two tidewaiters were sent for ; and
also the consular constable (married, with a family), who
occupied rooms in the big temple. There were six of
us, with a fair show of guns, pistols, and swords ; the
lower part of the Consulate was of stone ; quite defen-
sible ; and we all sat down in front of it, comfortably
watching one blaze following the other.
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Various t'mg-ck'ais and messengers arrived at inter-
vals. It appeared that all the missions had now
gone : nothing was known of the Roman Catholic priest
(Italian) ; the English missionaries had escaped to
the hieti& yamSn (he was a very able city magistrate,
and really " ran " the whole town), but had been
belaboured on the way. The Brigadier-General was
supposed to be exhorting the crowd to disperse : the
other mandarins were present in accordance with law
to " command order " ; but, of course, no one was really
doing anything but " wait until the clouds rolled by."
Dr. Macgowan, a venerable American customs officer of
eighty years of £^e, had bravely started on his poney
to " save the missionaries " single-handed. All private
residences, chapels, schools, etc., had now been con-
signed to the flames. It was already past midnight,
and at last the customs (just inside the gate) was
ablaze. The question was ; Would the rioters cross to
Uie island? From the movement of lights and the
other dimly discernible signs of activity, it looked as
though a large timber raft (of which many used to float
down from the upper districts) was being laden with
people ; and, some one said, with tins of kerosene oil.
At this juncture the following question was put
by me : " We are now all here on equal terms, and
it is important to decide whether we should abide
by the determination to remain and defend ourselves,
and then stick to that decision." One tidewaiter
expressed the opinion that we ought rather to
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cross over in the consular boat, and march in a
body to rescue Dr. Macgowan and the missionaries ;
but no one else supported this suggestion, least
of all myself. Then it was urged by another of
those present that, as everything in the city be-
longing to foreigners had already been destroyed, it
was useless to think of saving anything but our
lives. A majority agreed. I expressed the opinion
that our safest place was where we were, and
announced my intention to remain, if only on that
ground. At the same time, as the consular archives
were few and unimportant, and my own property
was of no value whatever compared with other men's
lives, I authorised the constable, as a married man
responsible for his wife and child, to do what he
thought right for his family. Finally, it was resolved
to leave in the consular boat, which was large enough
to carry all, including the constable's wife (Portuguese)
and daughter, and the various male and female
servants. Rugs and stores with all the arms were
placed in, and off they put, the idea being to drift
down the river and meet the steamer, which was due
in a day or two from Shanghai. Just before pushing
off, the party sent back the constable to represent
once more the unwisdom of remaining, and he shook
hands solemnly with a " God bless you, sir ! "
During the next two hours nothing occurred beyond
a final flare up below the gate, which (I afterwards
learnt) drew forth from someone in the boat, now far
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down the river, the remark : " There goes poor Parker ! "
This was an excellent opportunity for Chang-6rh to
come and moralise in solitude. A tea-table was set in
front of the Consulate, and he stood behind me with
my official hat ** We are used to this, are we not ? "
I was "thinking hard," and by no means inclined
to chatter, so I replied : " Yes. Who is there left
besides you?"
"The big t'ing^ch'air
The old priest then turned up, and offered to hide
away in his own room one of the helpless Chinese
women who had been left behind in a fever. At
last there was a confused noise as of an approaching
multitude. By the now bright moonlight a raft was
seen making fast to the bank near the offices, which
lay a little distance down stream from the consular
residence. A number of men came rushing up, headed
by a barefooted man in "pyjamas" — or the Chinese
equivalent therefor. Thinking this was the ringleader,
I rose and bowed.
" It is the Brigadier-General," said the fing-cJCai.
" Why, they told me you had all gone off in a boat,
and I have just sent a war-junk to say there is no
cause for alarm. I got out of bed as you see me.
I have also sent troops by the river banks to protect
the people in the boat if they land."
" It is quite true ; they have all gone ; but I am here,
as you see. The best way would be to send an express
messenger with a note from me to bring them all back."
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•* But the people are coming. I have another junk
here to take you off."
''But, as you are here with your men, why not
protect the Consulate?"
"I have no authority to use force without the
command of the taotaV^
"But what is the use of a general and an army
unless he maintains order ? "
Just then the hien arrived, in full uniform and in
perfect good humour. He said Dr. Macgowan and
all the missionaries were safe, except the Italian, who
had utterly disappeared. We thereupon all sat down
over tea and cigars to discuss the situation.
I said : " The general tells me he has no authority
to use force. I say : * Fire at the first batch who
attempt to land here.' You are the 'host officiar
of this city ; surely in case of emergency you have
the power to use force ? "
He replied : " I have ; at my discretion and peril."
I rejoined : " Then do it. I will guarantee to hold
you both harmless, and I accept the responsibility."
(The hieuy I may add, is, in nominal rank, infinitely
below a general.)
The hkn then turned to the general and said : ** All
right"
** But," said the general, " I have not the requisite
force."
** How many men are here now ? " I asked.
I think he said, " Fifty."
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" How many have loaded rifles ? "
" Twelve."
"Then march the twelve down to the office now,
and let the Men shout out to yonder raft there, that if
it approaches nearer the general has given orders to
fire."
The moon had gone behind the clouds, and I could
only hear, without seeing, what took place ; but
apparently the raft at once dropped down stream.
At all events, nothing more took place. It was
now past two, and after moodily looking at the fires
going down for about an hour, we all began to
yawn. It was decided to leave the soldiers in the
big temple ; and the two officials then left, promising
to call again at daylight
All was now perfectly silent, both on the island
and in the city ; so I went to bed ; and the soldiers
settled down to sleep in the temple court. Just
before lying down on the bed dressed, I mechanically
looked for my keys (then always attached to my
watch) : both they and the small clock had disappeared.
« Boy ! "
''Djar
"Where is my watch?"
The boy took my keys, the watch, and the clock
from his sleeve with the remark : " I thought I might
as well take care of these if the place was burnt
down."
What happened the next day is "another story."
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A NICE LITTLE FAMILY PARTY
Next morning, at about 5 a.m., the taotaiy prefect,
general, hien^ etc., all presented themselves to apologise.
If I had not remained, they might have concocted
any plausible story they had fancied ; but my position
was now quite unassailable. They simply grinned,
and said : " What are you going to do ? We submit
to judgment."
"Well," I said, "you have five Powers to deal with,
and Sir Robert Hart to boot. The first thing is to
apologise, and get the gentry to join you. Next,
you must either produce, or name 'the whereabouts
of all those missionaries. I strongly suspect you
know where the Italian really is. Also, I must know
what has become of the boat."
They all went away much relieved ; but the hien
said that the people were too excited to permit of
the missionaries going out into the streets just yet.
At about II that same morning the boat returned,
and those of its occupants who had not houses of
their own on the island were quartered in the Con-
sulate, and "washed." We were all perfectly com-
fortable and safe on the island ; the only thing was
that the ill-equipped soldiers were a noisy nuisance,
until I gave them money to buy cooking-pans and
many other "shortages."
On the same day (at 4 p.m.) Dr. Macgowan and the
English missionaries were sent back |in a native boat.
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Each had a roll of dollars and a red blanket pre-
sented to him by the hien : they looked for all the
world like the Red Indians one sees perched on the
buffers of trains in the Far West. Still the Italian
was not forthcoming, and I told the hien he ought
to go himself to search for him, as no settlement
was possible if any one were killed. At last he was
found in a house next door to his own, and was
sent to me at 3 p.m. on the 6th. In his own words:
"When I heard the cries of the mob round my
house, I rushed to consume the sacred elements,
jumped up on to the roof, dropped into the court
beyond, flung myself on my knees to an old pagan
woman who was there, and induced her to hide
me in a cord of wood." Here he remained in
concealment until discovered by the hien.
By this time the steamer had arrived, and two
of the male missionaries went to Shanghai, in very
scratch attire, to obtain a refit; luckily, the two lady
missionaries had gone by a previous steamer. The
Italian priest presented himself before the French
bishop at Ningpo clad in an old plaid dressing-gown
lined with sheepskin (the one I wore in Sz Ch'wan
after the robbery of my black astrachan) and a red
smoking-cap. One Scotch missionary was a gigantic
man with one leg (which in the old times avait valu
pour VAngleterre the reputation of being a " one-legged "
country), and it was difficult to arrange any pair
of trousers to hit off all the minuses arid pluses
THE LION-HEARTED SIR HARRY 117
harmoniously. He took with him his native school-
girls for safety ; and the old Chinese priest's grateful
protigie went too.
Before the Europeans left, however, they were each
and all of them requested to state in writing what sum
they would take in compensation for their losses : no
details, no inventory, no afterthoughts ; simply state
a generous sum once for all. The total was thirty-
five thousand dollars, and this sum the Chinese
undertook on the loth instant to pay, provided I
gave my word it should be final. It was stipulated
that no proclamations should be issued, no war-junks
or troops now on guard moved without my approval.
There was a difficulty about the property of customs
officers, for their rules do not allow them to seek
consular aid : this difficulty was overcome by the
Chinese "voluntarily offering" them compensation.
A "treaty" was signed and sealed on the 12th
by all the Chinese officials, and by the missionaries
left behind ; — in fact, by all the " free " foreigners,—
and the case was thus at an end.
If Sir Harry Parkes had been one of General
Gordon's ideal diplomats, he might possibly have dis-
covered some dark, personal motive in my thus cobbling
up a silly indiscretion; but luckily he was also a
lion-hearted, straightforward, patriotic man, who was
capable of distinguishing plain dealing from humbug ;
so he at once telegraphed {vid Ningpo) that he and
Sir Robert Hart left the whole settlement absolutely
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to me. The German, American, and Italian ministers
were also pleased to see a summary end made
to the matter; and their three home Governments,
many months afterwards, approved the settlement.
France being practically at war with China, the
French claims were settled in the names of the bishop
at Ningpo, the Italian minister, and Sir Robert Hart,
without there being any necessity to trouble the
French authorities at all.
But the Wfinchow people had always affected to
disapprove of gunboats approaching their sacred city ;
still more had they vowed that no foreign seamen
should ever land there ; and that their temple in the
heart of the city should never be desecrated by sailors.
Fortunately, in Captain Hope and Captain Carey-
Brenton we had two naval commanders who combined
the necessary tact and firmness to " drive home *' with
striking completeness. Captain Hope anchored his
gunboat (23rd) between the city gate and the Consulate,
and practised with his Gardner guns at a target
under the eyes of the whole city. Admiral Dowell
came up to inspect on the 29th. Captain Brenton
invited a large party of the Chinese " army " to dinner
on board, and a day or two later a goodly company of
Chinese soldiers waited respectfully at the city gate to
" receive " the jolly jack-tars, who marched arm-in-arm
with the soldiers up the crowded main street, and dined
with them in the great temple itself. An assault-at-
arms was held at the Consulate in the presence of the
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mandarins : the Chinese soldiers went through their
pirouettings, and the seamen through their cutlass
and sword-stick drill. Finally, the crew more than
once played cricket in a field outside the walls, sur-
rounded by an admiring crowd of gaping natives.
The Chinese authorities rebuilt their own customs
offices and residences without Sir Robert Hart having
to move at all, and the missionaries got their money
for brand-new houses all round. At the last moment
both the missionaries and myself discovered certain
omissions ; more especially had I omitted to charge for
the iron pans, allowances to soldiers, keep of mission-
aries, etc The ever-alert hien easily arranged this,
notwithstanding my solemn promise by deed. A
tiny chapel had been destroyed in the country on
October 6; the iron pans and all other miscellanies
were therefore merged one by one into this chapel,
until its value reached the extra sum of two thousand
dollars. Thus thirty-seven thousand dollars were
actually paid in all (November 9), and all were happy.
Only one " criminal " was arrested ; but as his mother
showing signs of howling outside my door night and
day for the rest of her natural life, I did not press
for his severe punishment
The moral of this story is that Chinese nerves are
so constructed that every mandarin seems to have
in him the makings of a ''murderer" or a saviour,
accordingly as the " tide in the affairs of men " is
taken at the flood or on the ebb ; that " rows " are
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seldom so dangerous or so serious as their noise and
appearance is appalling ; and that a readiness to make
allowances for foolish human nature is commonly
appreciated at its full value on the Chinese side.
The same missionaries had to take refuge on the
island once more during the "Boxer" riots of 1900; but
I see that my sensible and accomplished successor has
been able to extract ample compensation in the same
friendly spirit as that evinced sixteen years ago. I
see no reason why the whole "Chinese Question"
should not be treated on analogous lines.
A CHINESE "REVOLUTION"
In the early days of Corea there was much jealousy
between the Japanese and the Chinese. " Demonstra-
tions" of all kinds were frequently taking place, and
it had just been agreed officially between them that
neither Power should land any more troops or marines
without the other's written consent. Meanwhile, at
the particular moment I describe, a considerable
Chinese fleet lay in the harbour of Chemulpho, in-
cluding several ironclads ; and, much closer in to shore,
not a stone's throw from the British vice-consulate,
was anchored a tiny English gunboat, with a crew of
perhaps eighty sailors and marines all told.
It so happened that the very capable Japanese
physician Dr. Tanaka was in my sitting-room, prescrib-
ing a remedy for lumbago, and I just glanced out of
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the window to see if the threatening snow had blown off
sufficiently to permit of his departure. What was my
astonishment to see about eighty Chinese "coolies"
drawn up in military array opposite the Chinese Con-
sulate on the Chinese " concession," as though preparing
to attack some one. At the same instant the English
Commissioner of Customs came breathlessly up to an-
nounce that the custom-house (just beneath the consular
hill) had been violently seized by the Chinese ; one of
his English assistants had already been severely hurt ;
himself and all the others driven out. It was simply,
according to him, a cunningly arranged coup (Titaty
conceived in order to make Chinese influence pre-
dominant.
The Chinese and Japanese ** concessions " extended
for half a mile along the shore ; the Japanese at their
end of the town knew nothing of what was occurring ;
the British hill at the other extreme was clear of
both " concessions " ; and the Corean custom-house
stood at the foot of the hill on the brink of the
central or Chinese settlement, and had already, a
few months back, been burnt down once by some
malcontents. There was no primd facie ground for
British interference in this intrigue, except the possi-
bility of a second fire reaching the Consulate buildings ;
moreover, the Admiralty's instructions upon the subject
of landing parties were very rigid. But there was no
time to lose : five more minutes, and a fait accompli
would have given the diplomats at Peking perhaps
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years of harassing work ; not to mention bad blood
and eventual hostility. Under these circumstances, I
gave about four square inches of paper to the Com-
missioner with the following words hastily jotted upon
it in pencil, addressed to no particular individual:
''Will the gunboat please send ten marines fully
armed and equipped for the immediate defence of the
Consulate ? " In less than five minutes the Commissioner
had run down the hill, got a boat, delivered his
message, and ten marines with blankets and rifles
were marching up the circuitous path to the Con-
sulate, where they were stowed away during the
night. The movement was executed with marvellous
rapidity and calmness by the lieutenant in charge
of the party. The effect was instantaneous ; the
Chinese dispersed, and their consul sent to protest
against the use of what he called " force."
Thus the whole " revolution " took about ten minutes ;
and six months later I received through my superiors
Lord Granville's formal approval, though I had never
even reported the matter officially to any one. But, thus
short though my active participation was, the sequela
were multiform. Telegrams from everybody every-
where ; protests from the Chinese consul and Captain
T6ng of the fleet ; messages by ** special envoy " to
me from the King of Corea to deprecate hostilities ;
questions at the Admiralty ; arguments, discussions,
and what not Fortunately for me, Mr. (now Sir
Nicholas) O'Conor, who was then in charge at Peking,
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123
took a considerate view of the semi-ridiculous situation
as represented to him by my immediate superior at
Soul ; but if he had seen fit to charge me with usurping
powers belonging of right to others ; or with disobeying
instructions ; or with having acted with some unworthy
motive, I should have been quite helpless to defend
myself except under open enquiry.
CHAPTER VI
PIRACIES AND MURDERS
THE PIRACY OF THE SPARK
ONE broiling hot day at Canton, a colleague
came rushing in : " The Spark has been taken
by pirates. Brady's been killed." The Spark was
a small river steamer plying between Macao and
Canton. As with all river steamers, the greater part
of the ship was devoted to Chinese passengers, and
the few Europeans occupied only the forward part
of the upper deck. As the steamer was getting out
into the open sea near the Fumun {Humin, or
Bocca Tigris), a couple of dozen out of about twelve
dozen Chinese passengers ** rushed " the ship ; at once
killed Captain Brady ; and either chased overboard
or severely wounded the other two officers; besides
killing or pitching into the river several Chinese
passengers who resisted. The single European pas-
senger, an inoffensive young tea-taster named Mundy,
who was, moreover, almost helpless from fever and
gout, was jabbed with spears as he was trying to rise
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from a long cane chair: he was left on the deck for
dead. The Chinese engineers managed to hide them-
selves away, until certain junks concerned in the plot
came out of a creek in which they had been lurking,
and took the pirates off. After a time, the artificers
on board recovered enough presence of mind to work
their way across the bay into Macao.
Rewards were at once offered by the Viceroy
Jweilin, the steamer company, and the Portuguese
Governor Januario. Every effort was made to un-
earth the pirates from amongst the river haunts.
I have a faint recollection of two or three being
ultimately arrested and punished, but I cannot be
certain. I remember a story of two being surrounded
in a house by soldiers, at or near a place called
Fati, above Canton. However, from that day to this
the native passengers have always been confined
below the hurricane decks of all river steamers, a
man armed with sword and revolver standing over
the only exit They are no longer allowed to parade
the promenade deck and converse with the European
passengers; and, besides this, a stack of rifles and
pistols is always kept, both in the captain's cabin
and at the head of the saloon stairs. Even with
ocean-going steamers analogous precautions are
taken.
Mr. Mundy's youthful career in China was thus
cut short within a few months of its inception ; but,
strange to say, the gout was driven out of him for
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good, through the various safety-valves for peccant
humours afforded by twenty or thirty spear thrusts.
He had to go home. I believe he wrote a book
on the subject later on, but I have never seen it ;
and, however interesting it may be as a general
History of China^ it cannot add much to the above
narrative, for the whole affair only took five minutes,
during four minutes and fifty-nine seconds of which
Mr. Mundy lay weltering in his blood, quite un-
conscious. In the end, I believe, he suffered no
more serious permanent damage than a slight stiffness
about the neck and shoulders.
Steamers of the largest size — three thousand or
four thousand tons — have once or twice been threat-
ened between Hongkong and Singapore, and I was
myself on a large rice steamer one day at an island
off Bangkok (Koh-si Chang) when the Chinese load-
ing coolies took possession ; but this was a mere
'*row" or strike, and the English captain, like a
wise man, sat quietly smoking his pipe with me on
the bridge, not even giving an order : he could not
have done anything against fifty or sixty irate
Chinamen armed with poles. Soon the Siamese
police came on board to see what the hullabaloo was
all about. The offending stevedore or contractor was
dismissed and arrested, and things solvebantur ambulando,
at the small total cost of a few broken heads and a
miserable squeezing purveyor's dignity.
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A PIRATICAL ATTACK
After a couple of days' sail down the Wfinchow
River, which is navigable up to and down from
Lungts'iian, near the borders of Fuh Kien, we anchored
for the night at a lonely spot some distance above
the city of Ts'ingt'ien. The boat was about
twenty feet long, but so constructed that every one
had to lie down when the central mat-cover was
on. The boatmen stood up in the prow or at the
stem, poling from a sort of ledge running round
the gunwales ; in fact, the craft was exactly similar
to the Burmese boats of the Nantabet River on the
Yiinnan-Kachyn frontier, as I discovered eight years
later.
Being so near home, I had left the mandarin and
escort behind, to follow at leisure in his own boat ;
and consequently, beyond the crew of three, there
was no one in mine but the hands and the big
tUng'ch'ai, By preference, I always anchored in the
open reaches, so as to avoid crowds, though the
boatmen much preferred a busy town, where rice
shops and gossip were handy.
The lights were out, and we were all shaking
down to a well-earned sleep, when I fancied I heard
soft whispers outside. It was very dark ; but, as I
lifted aside the mat and put my head out, I dis-
tinctly saw the shadow of a man crouching away in
another boat alongside, which then put silently off.
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I shouted out : ** If any boat comes alongside s^ain,
I will fire!" I had no arms but an old French
pistol, which made scarcely any noise when it went
off, and whose powers of penetration were more than
problematical. In a short time I again peered out,
and once more distinctly saw the same boat hover-
ing near. Then I did fire — of course without any
murderous intention or effect — and the moderate
explosion and noise thus made sufficed to rouse up
the sleepy boatmen and servant. The order was :
"Put off at once, and drift down the centre of the
river till daylight."
Every one seemed terribly alarmed, nor were we
more at our ease when we perceived the piratical
craft steadily following us at about twenty yards'
distance. I then stood up, pistol in hand, covering
the pursuers, and shouted : " The first person who
shows himself near this boat is a dead man I " I
heard a voice say, not in the local but in the
mandarin dialect: "Go on! He is only one man.
He is breaking the law. What have we to fear?"
I then really did fire, and possibly hit some part of
the boat, but certainly wounded no one, or the
hullaballoo would have been fearful, however innocuous
the wound inflicted by my feeble weapon might have
been.
On this the piratical craft definitely moved ofT,
and we got safely to WSnchow that afternoon, with
our feathers much ruffied. I at once complained in
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strong language to the officials, who seemed to be
really astonished and pained at the occurrence; more
especially so was the imperial likin superintendent,
who, amongst his other duties, connived at the illicit
salt trade along the river, and appeared genuinely
concerned at the sad mishap.
As I had suffered no damage whatever to person
or property, I made no further fuss ; but on the
arrival, a day or two afterwards, of my escort and
the belated mandarin in charge of it, the latter made
some incidental remarks of a cynical nature which
caused me to reconsider my mental attitude, and
forced me to seek possible reasons for his discontent.
In fact, the more I thought it over, the clearer be-
came the following hypothesis: The boatmen had
taken advantage of my prestige to smuggle, and the
likin police were naturally indignant at their bare-
faced persistency in resisting search, and nightly seeking
secluded moorings. When, in pursuance of their duty
they were shadowing the boat, they came across a
hirsute and violent barbarian trying to pass himself
off as a consul. The question was : What to do ?
There is reason to believe that my "successful
smuggling" spoilt a similar little game worked by
my belated escort.
A REAL MURDER
In the early days of Corea there was very little house
accommodation except in Chinese and Japanese inns,
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and I myself had to live some time in ** Harry's " hotel,
a mere wooden shanty, like a booth upon the Epsom
downs. Consequently Chinese, Japanese, and Corean
body-servants herded together in any little odd corners ;
and as Japanese women often did the washing and sew-
ing, and sometimes even the interpreting, this absence
of privacy led to various incidents with the Chinese
"boys": my own servant had to be severely reprimanded
for unwelcome "gallantry." One European (not a
British subject) had a gigantic boy even bigger than
mine, and this menial, who rather fancied himself,
grew very sulky because the Japanese ayah employed
by his master would not listen to his attentions.
One morning the Chinese consul was astonished to
receive a visit from an excited European brandishing
a long, bloody carving-knife. Although my affairs
lay beyond the ken of the various nationalities con-
cerned, I promptly received visits from all three, each
asking me what was to be done. It turned out that
in a fit of rage and jealousy the Chinese boy had
" gone for " the unfortunate girl, and had run the knife
deep into her bowels. Of course she fell dead on the
spot, and the master, armed with reeking evidence,
went to ask for the villain's arrest
As the rules about applying to consuls and housing
servants were very strict in the customs service, the
unfortunate master was at his wits' end what to do, and
asked my advice. This was to write at once direct to
Sir Robert Hart, and tell the plain truth, without offering
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any apologies, before distorted rumours should reach
his ears. This was done, and no more was said about
the matter, as the master was in no way to blame,
and had done nothing contrary to local custom. As
to the Chinese consul, he had no power to deal with
murder cases, and so he sent the ''boy'' up under
strong escort to Yiian Shi-k'ai, the Resident at Soul.
I happened to go to Soul that day too, and passed
the procession on the road. At that time Japanese
influence was infinitely below that of China, and it
was quite certain that no Chinese life would be sacri-
ficed for the sake of a Japanese ; least of all a man's
life for that of a woman ; nor were the Japanese
politically strong enough to insist upon it. The result
was that a more or less genuine trial was held, and
the " boy " was deported to China, " to be severely dealt
with" there,— probably to be at once set at liberty.
As things now stand, it is scarcely likely that the
Japanese would accede so readily to such one-sided
justice ; but just then several lives were owed to the
Chinese, so the poor woman was hastily buried and
forgotten, as a mere counter in the game.
THE GREAT MURDER CASE
Returning from my usual hard walk over the
mountains one afternoon at Pagoda Anchorage
(February 1890), I was approached by the fing-cliai
with a petition written upon red paper in the usual
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legal form. I noticed the words ** human life " and
" arrest the offenders " ; but, notwithstanding this terrible
state of affairs, I had my bath as usual, and came cool
to the affray. Then it appeared that A-lu, the rich
storekeeper, "and others," had charged three seamen
belonging to a British steamer with premeditated mur-
der. The victim was in a tritical state, and the steamer
was about to start After some shuffling, the gentry
agreed to bring the " body " for inspection, protesting
meanwhile that I was assuming a great risk, as complete
rest was the only chance of the man's surviving. Up
marched the bearers of the bier in solemn procession,
and A-lu, who was rather a bully, delivered a menacing
speech, calling upon me, in the name of justice and
British honour, to prevent the " escape " of the steamer.
What humbug was at the bottom of all this of course
I could not guess, but I felt sure the whole thing
was a swindle. However, in China it is dangerous to
trifle with "human life," and either the victim might
commit suicide, or the victim's friends murder him out
of sheer spite ; — nothing more common in China. So
I sent for Dr. Underwood, physician to the gaol,
and we held a grave " inquest " in front of my house
door. At first A-lu would not allow the shroud to
be moved off; then he would not permit the body to
be touched. No directions were given to the doctor :
he was simply requested coram populo to state what
was the matter. The feet were not yet cold — that
was one comfort ; the heart was distinctly beating ;
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no external wounds were visible beyond a few black
and blue marks, which might be dirt ; but A-lu said
the internal injuries were so grave that the " murdered "
man could not be induced to swallow even a cup of
tea. Remembering the sad death of A-no's brother
I felt rather skeery about internal injuries. The result
was the doctor gave it up. " I can't say what is the
matter, because I can see nothing, and his circulation
is going on in a normal way." Under these circum-
stances there was nothing for it but to " lay him
gently down" in a native building, and the English
constable was directed to watch the house all night,
or make the consular boatmen take turns with him.
But first of all a message was sent to the captain,
whose steamer lay several miles away, and the three
" murderers " were given up informally by him on my
personal guarantee.
The next day A-lu and his friends applied to the
constable for permission to speak to the prisoners,
which was refused. From the prisoners' own account
it appeared that the injured man had attempted to
steal a dollar, and in his haste to escape arrest by
the victimised sailors, had jumped rather heavily
into his own boat and made off. Either he or his
master A-lu had trumped up a story in order to
escape a charge themselves, or to extort money
from the steamer. Of course the local mandarin was
obliged to back up A-lu's petition ; but on the third
day he seems to have suspected a mare's nest, for the
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" injured man " could not well die under observation,
and I took care that no one should inflict wounds upon
him. The mandarin then came to see me, in order
to ascertain something about the proposed ** trial " : he
at once saw that " the cat was out " when I proposed
a settlement as follows: Full wages for the seamen
unjustly accused, during the round voyage of the
steamer to Hongkong and back ; the injured man
to be flogged in the presence of my constable ;
apology by the gentry, with crackers and a pork
feast all round ; fifty dollars fine for A-lu. — The
case was thus settled over a bottle of champagne.
THE GREAT SPANISH MURDER CASE
A FEARFUL "murder" was reported to have been
committed by an Englishman one night at Pagoda
Anchorage. Somehow or other, every one in trouble
seems to obtain British nationality in one way or
another. At all events, it is always the British
consul who has to square matters. The usual official
petition came in, and "life for life" was demanded
in due course. A little preliminary enquiry elicited
the information that the murderee was not yet dead,
and that the murderous Englishman was a Manilaman
of Spanish nationality employed on an Australian
barque. There had been a row in a grog-shop ; the
Spaniards had been pursued ; and Pedro de los Santos,
as the prisoner was called, had jostled one Chinaman
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overboard, and prodded him, as he "drownded," with
a boat-hook.
My "jurisdiction" in a matter of assault would
have been clear if the affair had taken place on
or even round the barque; but the scrimmage
was an amphibious one, as much on shore as
off it, especially as the body floated safe home. In
such cases the French, and some other nations, not
only do not claim, but they refuse jurisdiction.
Moreover, the Spaniards are very touchy about
their sovereign rights and their dignity, and (being
a lawyer of the " utter " bar myself) I naturally at
once discerned a '* conflict of legal and diplomatic
opinion" in the makings of it.
The Chief Justice, to whom I applied for advice,
was, of course, " quite clear " ; but he still managed
to leave me in doubt whether I should "take" or
"offer" jurisdiction. I decided, simply for a novelty,
to "offer" it to His Most Catholic Majesty's Consul-
General at Amoy, who accordingly despatched his
"vice," SeGor Perera, with all proper ceremony, to
try the case. Seftor Perera made a nice little holiday
of it, and brought his wife too. It was also a
great day for Pagoda Anchorage ; and a small " tiffin "
was given at my house, in honour of the distin-
guished visitors, during an adjournment of the court : —
"Butchered to make a British holiday."
The case was conducted in Spanish, Ts^al, and
various Chinese dialects, sagacious odi^er dicta being
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thrown out by the retiring host in sturdy Engh'sh. I
occupied a seat on the bench, from time to time mur-
muring sage counsel into the ears of my learned Spanish
brother ; but in what capacity I never even reflected.
The credibility of witnesses seemed to depend entirely
on whether they claimed to be catSlicos or not The
" papers " and notes were voluminous, and I suppose
they are now the property, by conquest, of the
United States ; for both they and the prisoner were
sent oflf to the High Court at Manila, the case being
altogether too grave for "the court below."
Enough of the " murdered " man was left to admit
of our inspecting his features at the trial ; and, as quite
three weeks had elapsed, there was, in the judgment of
the court, good hope of his surviving. But the women
of the family did not quite see where they came in,
if the whole business was to leave " the jurisdiction "
and go to Manila. The choc dopinions was such that,
in order to relieve myself from the pressure of female
petitions and bowlings, I endeavoured to impress upon
the Spanish authorities that the dignity of Spain
would be best consulted by their making a small
compensation allowance to the mother ; but the in-
transigeant Spaniards would only give five dollars,
and said, in effect : " No ! They have demanded
Spanish law, and they have got it. If they had
offered to hush the matter up at first, we might
have given something more ; but, as it is, the cost
of a return journey between Amoy and Pagoda,
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and of shipping the prisoner to Manila will amount to
several hundred dollars at least." So back went the
disconsolate Chinese family to its usual routine.
Soon — almost the very next week, in fact — I had
occasion to pay an official visit in the full splendour
of uniform to a Chinese man-of-war. As I stepped
majestically on to the quarter-deck, the quartermaster
saluted fiercely; but I thought I recognised his face,
and even detected the ghost of a wink in his eye. Sure
enough, it was the murdered man, who, seeing there
was nothing to be got by shamming, had gone quietly
back to his work. I spoke to the commander about
it, and I think it turned out that he had got sick
leave (to attend the trial). The captain did not view
the matter at all seriously — neither did I — and thought
him a very smart man : in fact, I think he had
originally obtained his billet on account of his warlike
courage in defeating, during a scrimmage, a boatful of
Spaniards, as he swam unarmed in the water.
THE PIRACY OF THE NAMOA.
One evening I received a request from one of our
most charming residents to " step over for a moment."
She said : ** What do you say to this ? "
The telegram ran : " Namoa attacked by pirates. I
am safe and unhurt. — Jack."
I replied : " I should be inclined to say * Bar sells ! '
But, in any case, I would go comfortably to sleep and
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think nothing more about him. If it is a practical joke,
he will thus get no * rise ' out of you ; and if it is true,
why, he says he is safe."
Such was the responsum prudentisy and it was also the
sensible view Mrs. Saunders decided to take. (Should
this ever meet the gallant captain's eye, I beg to inform
him that there was no particular excitement about him.)
But next day precise news came from Hongkong of
a horrible tragedy at sea When the brave Captain
Pocock and his passengers were sitting down to dinner
in the saloon, a pistol was fired at them through the
skylight, and from the alarms and excursions, the
yelling and miscellaneous potting which ensued, it was
evident that some of the Chinese "passengers " had risen,
— quite an old game in the Far East. Record speed
was shown in getting into the closed cabins, from the
door-chinks of which full many an eye took cautious
stock of events. The pirates, not knowing how many
firearms were below (there were none), offered to parley,
and said that if the captain went up the stairs alone
they would not harm any one. Captain Pocock did so,
and was at once shot dead.
To cut a long story short, the pirates plundered all the
Chinese passengers first ; took away the ship's treasure,
or whatever miscellaneous property they could carry off ;
and gradually worked the helpless officers and European
passengers one by one into a chart-room or cabin on
deck. All the white men on board were run into this
tiny room, the thermometer standing at about
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140'' in the sun, door locked, all windows closed,
Captain Saunders — hero of many scrimmages — amongst
them ; instant death to follow the slightest resistance ;
and a general feeling that they might ultimately be
burnt alive in this Black Hole.
By and by, a pirate came to relieve the party of
their jewels and portable property : this was done with
comparative politeness. Now, it so happened that
Captain Saunders, like Shakespeare's justice, was a
man (and a worthy man).
In fair round belly, with good capon lined ;
and the gracefully curved outline of his middle person
was such that if his gold watch could be thrust into
his breeches pocket, and forced down (no easy matter)
into the loose abyss below, it became invisible to the
naked or untutored eye, and at once merged, so to
speak, into his natural anatomy. Accordingly, " Jack "
(for it was he), having achieved this conjuring feat in
secret, boldly presented his portly form to the pirate,
emptied his waistcoat fobs and other visible pockets of
a few trifles, took off his rings, and fiercely slapped his
apparently voided trousers pockets, in order to show
how empty they were. Like that of his equally
celebrated namesake in the play, "valiant Jack's"
face always convinced you at once : a mere look,
therefore, was enough for the pirate.
I learnt all this from Captain Saunders himself,
whose blood-curdling narrative, moreover, was delivered
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before me at Pagoda Anchorage (during refreshments)
in the presence of his most amiable wife ; so that there
is no mistake about it How the pirates left with their
booty ; how the steamer got to Hongkong ; how the
villains were caught and decapitated ; — these are mere
newspaper details, which any one can read : my sole
point is the gold watch. Captain Jack was too many,
even for the Chinese pirate who had him "cabined,
cribbed, confined."
MURDER WILL OUT
On my arrival in Bhamo in 1892, almost the first
piece of news I received through my writer from across
the China frontiers was that a soldier had murdered
one of his officers and escaped to Burma. The British
executive at Rangoon was accordingly notified that
it was almost certain his extradition would be applied
for. Meanwhile the writer was returning to China by
sea on a year's leave, and I engaged as substitute
a man who had been employed in that capacity by
the Shan chief of Matin — a contested piece of frontier
territory. It so happened that this new writer had
once met the murderer, and was acquainted with his
features.
I heard nothing more of the matter for over six
months, when I was "on tour" in Tennasserim.
A bundle of Chinese despatches from China was there
delivered to me, one of which was from the Viceroy
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assassin. Under these circumstances I telegraphed
instructions to the writer to place himself at the dis-
posal of the deputy-commissioner. When, a month
later, I returned to Bhamo, I learnt that my t^ing-ch^ai
(official messenger) had been impounded by mistake
for the writer, and had gone to the Ruby Mines,
where the murderer was reported to be lurking. In
a few days the t^ing-ch^ai returned, attired in a new
suit of clothes, with the following story :
"On receiving my instructions he had at once
offered his services, and at the suggestion of the
British authorities he had proceeded down the
Irrawaddy to Mal6, and there fitted himself out with
some mules laden with cotton with which to proceed
to Mogdk, disguised as a merchant. On the second
day he was attacked by some dacoits, plundered of his
small caravan, and stripped of everything he possessed
but his jacket and trousers. In this plight he tramped
the rest of the way, arriving in about a week, footsore
and hungry, at his destination. At a small inn he
met a Chinaman, who, learning that he had come
from Bhamo, and mistaking him for a fellow-refugee,
at once expressed his satisfaction. He said : ' You are
the very man I want. The fact is, I murdered my
officer last spring, and I have every reason to believe
that application is being made for my extradition.'
He then proceeded to relate the whole circumstances
in minute detail. The t^ing-ch^ai^ without showing
any emotion, took the first opportunity to visit the
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deputy-commissioner, who, on hearing this unexpected
story, at once had the man arrested."
The Ving-ch^aiy it seems, first gave his evidence, and
then returned to Bhamo to put in a claim for his
pecuniary losses, which were not liquidated without
some little difficulty and criticism.
A few weeks later I was taking my morning tea
on the verandah, when I saw a couple of Burmese
soldiers marching towards the frontier at Nampaung,
strongly armed :
And Eugene Aram walked between,
With gyves upon his wrist
He was executed at Momein.
CHAPTER VII
FOR WAYS THAT ARE DARK
THE GOVERNMENT AND THE PICKPOCKET
DURING part of 1871 McLeavy Brown and myself
were jointly engaged in the work of the Chinese
secretariat, and to assist us in our duties there were
" Old T'ien," whom we used to call " the Joss," (as his
services were only required for particularly involuted
phraseology,) and " Old Lew," who did the solid
writing, assisted by a couple of spotty-faced, giggling
young scribes whose work did not come under our
individual notice. One morning Old Lew came in,
flushed with indignant excitement, to say that he
had been robbed of his spectacles by a fob-snipper
(= pickpocket, but the Chinese hang their various
purses, pouchesi and cases to the belt), and wished
the Foreign Office to be informed at once. This
seemed rather a large order, but we sent him in
to interview Sir Thomas (then Mr.) Wade himself,
feeling on our own part much like a couple of school-
boys who despatch a greenhorn into a fierce grocer, in
order to enquire the price of pigeon's milk or strap-
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oil. To our surprise he succeeded in his mission,
having explained to the Minister's satisfaction that it
was customary with all " genuine " thieves to take
their plunder to the Captain-General's yamin for
three days, so that, in case any person of influence
should complain, it might be rescued from the hotch-
pot, in which the police shared. Accordingly, a note
was sent in to His Imperial Highness, Prince Kung
" and others," couched much as follows :
"H.M. Minister has received a petition from his
writer Lew to the effect that at nine o'clock this
morning, as he was passing the Palace Gate near
Coal Hill to come to his work, a fob-snipper snatched
hold of his crystal spectacles and made off. H.M.
Minister opines that violent robberies of this sort
under the very * wheels of the chariot * cannot possibly
meet with the toleration of H.E. the Captain-General ;
moreover, Mr. Lew cannot do his work without those
spectacles ; and he therefore begs that the Prince and
Ministers will kindly bring the matter to the notice of
the high functionary named. He takes this opportunity
to renew the assurances of his highest consideration."
McLeavy Brown and I lost no opportunity during
the day in " chaffing " Old Lew, who, however, adopted
a " he-laughs-best-who-laughs-last " attitude, and nodded
or snorted defiantly, as much as to say : " A time
will come." Sure enough that very evening, or the
next morning, a note arrived from the Tsung-li Yamin
running somewhat in this fashion :
OLD LEW GOT HIS SPECTACLES 14S
**They who respectfully open out in reply, beg
to state that they have received etc., etc. That in
broad daylight a fob-snipper should extend his gall
to such dimensions as to snatch the spectacles of
H.M. Minister's writer is indeed a practice which
cannot be allowed to grow. Exclusively of having
sent on the petition to H.E. the Captain-General of
the Nine Gates, requesting him to instruct the division,
to command the etc., etc., one and all to dia (enquire)
and to ts^wei (hurry) [everybody everywhere] Just
as these lines were being written, lo and behold ! a
note is received from the Captain-General, stating that
one of his gendarmes had found a pair of spectacles
on the ground, and had honestly brought them to
the office, etc., etc."
In concocting their little stories, the Chinese nearly
always manage to leave something out : in this case, I
think it was, they omitted to say why the Captain-
General had spontaneously sent to the Foreign Office.
I forget exactly how it was put, but the principle
is there in any case, and the letter is on record too
(unless the " Boxers " burnt it) ; so that it is immaterial
what particular form of make-believe was employed.
Old Lew got his spectacles, whilst Brown and I
accepted a second place in knowledge of mankind.
THE DISHONEST POSTMAN
In the old Canton days the post-office was in the
Consulate (as perhaps it is now), and I was for some
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time "postman." There was a very steady Hakka
Chinese employed as stamper and carrier, and no
complaint whatever had at any time been made
against him. The Hakkas (= guest-families, or
immigrants) may be compared to Celts living amongst
Saxons in Lancashire ; and they are, moreover, dis-
tinguished amongst Chinese for their clannishness and
bodily cleanliness.
One hot summer day I happened to take by
the top handle the box in which I locked my current
stamps, and to my surprise the glue had so softened
with the heat that I found no difficulty in tearing the
upper slab off the remaining framework of the lid.
Of course it at once occurred to me : "It would be
easy for any one knowing this to steal my stamps,"
and I resolved not to keep many there in future.
Just then, in walked the carrier : " Mr. X., the French
watchmaker, asks you to stamp this local letter,
and give him change out of a thirty-cent stamp."
I had often obliged people in this way before, and
under ordinary circumstances would have done so
again, without further parley. However, in this instance,
it occurred to me to write to the Frenchman, who at
once replied that he had given his own man the
requisite postage in silver. Here, then, was a probable
case of theft ; but how bring it home ?
Luckily, it was near the beginning of the month,
and I had "balanced" the safe. I had no idea how
many stamps I had removed from the safe to the box ;
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CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE 147
but, by cudgelling my brains, I could recall nearly all
I had sold during four or five days. This operation
left a discrepancy of three thirty-cent and twelve
eight-cent stamps short, for certain : there were others :
total, $4*65. I sent for the stamper, and said simply :
" Mr. X. says he never gave you a thirty -cent stamp.
Look at this lid : I miss $4*65. Give me these missing
stamps back at once, or leave in five minutes."
The man gave me one agonised look, walked to
his bundle, took out from his purse the stamps (less
the one thirty-cent label), and handed them to me.
I then said : " Write as I dictate : 'I, A-k^m, have
been post-clerk for many years at H.M. Consulate,
and the officer in charge has always treated me kindly.
Unhappily I have yielded to temptation, and stolen
$4*65. Instead of sending me in to the Namhoi
magistrate, Mr. Parker has graciously made me write
this in my own handwriting.* "
This was, of course, written in Chinese. Nothing
further was said, and he went about his work fault-
lessly as usual. When New Year's time came, the
employes were sent for to receive their official " Christmas
boxes" from me as cashier. A-kem*s present was
the paper he had signed, and I never had further
occasion to suspect him. But, on my return to
Canton two years later, I heard that he had once
more been either found guilty or suspected of dis-
honesty, and had been dismissed ; — I hope on proper
evidence.
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THE THIEF ON THE ROOF
Despite the well-known hospitality of the British
merchant princes, during the second stay I lived most
of my time at Canton in the old yatfien within the
walls ; but even when I did not live inside the city,
I still varied the charms of European society with
an occasional night of purely Chinese life. One day
I was staying at a small half-Chinese house near
the old "Thirteen Hong" site, and just as I was
dozing off to sleep I heard a rustling noise near, and
then distinguished the shrill cry of A-sh^m (= aunty),
the charwoman, calling to some one. The conversation,
translated into corresponding English style, was much
as follows : " Get along out o' that, you blackguard ! "
(Whispers, apparently on the roof.) "The master is
here too, so you'd better clear out."
Many readers will imagine that my embarrassment
resembled that of Mr. Pickwick when, on hearing a
noise in his bedroom, he put his head out of the
curtains and discovered an elderly maiden doing up
her back hair. A-shem's place was clearly in the
scullery, where she had a shakedown, and not in the
attic However, I was not particularly embarrassed,
and shouted out : " A-sh^m, ah ! "
" Yes, sir."
"Who's that youVe talking to?"
" It's only Tim, the thief, sir. It's all right ; he
won't come again to-night."
WATCHMAN, SPARE THAT THIEF! 149
A-shfem did not seem inclined to be communicative
as I passed through the "Chinese quarter" below on
my way out of the house the next morning ; but when
I got home to my "teacher," who always turned up
at 5 a.m. for conversation, I asked him : " I was
staying with A-ng^n at the Thirteen Hongs last
night, and A-shem said Tim the thief was there.
Does he belong to the Consulate?"
" Tim ? " (thoughtfully). " I don't know Tim. What
else did she say ? "
" She said : * All right ; he won't come again to-
night' "
" Oh ! that's nothing. That's only a common thief, —
one of the local thieves."
**But how is it A-shem seems to be on friendly
terms with him ? "
"Ha! ha! You don't understand, old sire [= your
honour]. The municipal discipline of Canton is very
strict. If a thief comes one night, and finds the
people on the alert, it is quite an understood thing
that he is not to try again that night ; and so A-shem,
anticipating a visit, just went up to the attic when
she heard a noise to show him that you were all awake
and about. So long as you do not raise a cry when
you detect a thief, he will be reasonable with you.
If you had given him in charge, another night Tim's
friends might have done a little burglary with violence
instead of mere thieving."
ISO FOR WAYS THAT ARE DARK
AN UNSOLVED MYSTERY
A-CHAK, usually Anglicised as " Jack," was a Protestant
Christian employed as copyist in the Canton Consulate :
he wrote a clear English hand, and had been trained
in British ways in Guiana, to which place about
that time a good many Chinese coolies from Canton
had been sent, to work on the sugar estates there.
(I made some enquiry into their condition some years
later at Barbados, in 1894, when I met several
officials from Guiana.) In fact, under the able supcr-
intendency of Mr. Theophilus Sampson, the highly
respected tutor of Manchu youth in Canton, the
" export " to Guiana, under fair conditions, of coolies
was just closing when I first reached Canton in
1874 ; and Judge Smale of Hongkong was then assist-
ing Sir Brooke Robertson to put a stop to the Macao
"slave" trade. In 1879 Judge Smale cited from the
judicial bench certain statements, accepted as correct
by some of the representative local Chinese, touching
the real social status of slaves, as explained in a
modest pamphlet of mine on Comparative Family Law,
I have no personal experience of slaves, but I take
this opportunity of casually alluding to the subject
in order to complete the scope of my book. — Well,
A-chak was also the consular shipping-clerk, and in
this capacity he had the temporary charge of certain
fees, often amounting in one month to several hundred
dollars. He had always been a quiet, well-behaved
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man, but there was. a deep, " vested rights," and
calculating look in his eye which caused me to view
him with less sympathy than I instinctively extended
to my "pagan" chair-bearers, coolies, and other
hangers-on.
The late Pfere Gaillard, S.J., in his recent valuable
work on the Opening of China {Nankin Port ouvert\
finds fault with Mr. Archibald Little (the husband of
the self-sacrificing lady who is now engaged in " letting
out" squeezed female feet) for suspecting Chinese
Christians: "-J/. Little conseille aux Strangers de ne
point engager cofunie boys oh dontestiques des Chinois
convertis " ; but I must say I share the view, though
not on the same grounds : it is perhaps for the same
reason that causes Frenchmen to look askance at the
deputy of the Chambre who masquerades as a Mussul-
man in Paris. I have the support of Dr. Johnson,
who, when Boswell asked: "Then, sir, a poor Turk
must be a Mahometan, just as a poor Englishman
must be a Christian ? " replied, " Why, yes, sir." How-
ever that may be, whilst I trusted my pagans, I
felt no inclination to trust A-chak an inch further
than I trusted them.
One day it was suddenly announced to the consul
that A-chak had been robbed at his own quarters
of $338*00. I forget exactly how it was stated to
have happened, but I think it was that he kept the
fees in a small safe of his own ; and he had a house
of his own, with wife and family, across the consular
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creek which divides Shamien from the city, as well
as apartments in the Consulate on the Shamien island.
There had recently been a change of consul, and I
had been requested to quit the old yamin in order
to make way for him, and had transferred myself to
the said island ; so that there was a general shaking
up and reshuffling of servants going on.
The only piece of real evidence given at the pre-
liminary enquiry was that some one (a pagan) had
met A-chak carrying a heavy parcel from his consular
lodging away to his own house, or at least out of the
consular back gate. The pagan had said : " How now ?
What's that?" Jack admitted that he had replied with
a smile : " A disciple of Robin Hood ! " (of course the
Chinese Robin Hood). As Sergeant Buzfuz would have
remarked to a jury : " Gracious Heavens, gentlemen,
what does this mean? What can this mean?"
However, we tried the case, which derived an
additional element of suspicion from the fact that
Jack applied, during the adjournment, for leave " to
see his uncle at Fatshan " city (" uncles " in Chinese
are not pawnbrokers). Mr. Sit, the assistant Namhoi
magistrate or " sinister hall," was deputed by the high
authorities and by his senior the " straight hall," whilst I
was deputed by the consul. Every effort was made in
joint investigation to arrive at the truth ; but A-chak
(if guilty) was altogether too clever for us : owing
to his knowledge of foreign morality and notions of
truth, law of evidence, etc., he wriggled like an eel out
"SEEING PELF, IDEAS RISE" 153
of every corner. In justice to him, I must, however,
admit the possibility of his innocence : in a Chinese
court the thumb-screw would have assisted his memory.
I forget how the money loss was ultimately made
up. It was not the British Government that lost ;
I think (but am not certain) that A-chak and his
" uncle " made good the greater portion ; and I am
not sure but what the consul paid part himself.
ANOTHER DISHONEST POSTMAN
In the old days of Canton we had quite a large postal
business with coolies in Guiana, San Francisco, Australia,
and other places under British or quasi-British rule :
money was often sent from the rustic home to enable
distressed labourers to return, or for other reasons;
and it was also forwarded by successful coolies to their
families.
Now, as I afterwards learnt at Chungking, where
I perforce made use of native post-offices exclusively,
the security of letters containing money is maintained
in China by writing outside the envelope (like our
" Haste ! haste ! these presents " of bygone days) such
words as "Most important; contains gold!" (I may
take this opportunity to mention that the Chinese
post-office I used had ramifications in all great -towns
of the Empire, made no trouble about half-ounces and
overweight, and to a certain extent acted as insurer
as well as carrier: it was in every way excellent,
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alike as to speed, honesty, and promptness.) Well,
this being the inherited view of safety en route^ it
was not to be wondered at that the Chinamen of
Canton, Clearing of the wonderful punctuality of the
English post-office, should beseech the consul (in whose
offices the post-office was) to be careful : " Highest
import ! contains twenty dollars ! The consul great
man will lovingly beware 1" The Postmaster-General
at Hongkong took every possible step to caution
the unsophisticated people about this dangerous
practice, and exhorted them to register their letters.
Still, complaints came from Australia that money had
been sent thence or should have been received there,
but had never turned up. At last the delinquency was,
by process of exhaustion, gradually traced to Canton.
The successor of the post-boy A-k6m, (whose delin-
quencies have been recorded under another head),
was a young fellow of nice manners and good coun-
tenance ; his character was apparently beyond suspicion.
And yet we all began to see that "he smiled, and
murdered while he smiled " ; — but only so soon as we
found he really did murder (ix, thieve). For weeks he
was watched ; but nothing whatever was sure, except
that certain letters containing money, known to have
gone into his box, had never come out of that box,
although he nominally possessed no key.
At last the Postmaster-General, the officer in charge
of the Canton agency, and myself as handy man
in general, concocted a little scheme. Some one in
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^Hongkong, whose name was unknown and whose
writing was unrecognisable, was made by the Post-
master-General to direct a good fat letter-cover in some-
thing after this style : " Reverently submitted to the
Great English Consul. Run ! run ! take this most hasty
letter to A-long, son of A-chak the grocer, South Street,
Adelaide, New Golden Mountains [= Australia].
Beware! beware! twenty dollars are within. Alas!
caution ! " The practice was for the post-office to
scribble, where possible, a simple English direction for
practical use on Chinese letters addressed in this curious
fashion. A man was made to hand this particular
letter in at Canton, and to get it "signed for" in a
" chit-book." Then the post-boy demurely submitted it
to be directed in English ; stamped it with the other
letters, (the postmaster himself meanwhile seeing that
it was really locked in the box, by watching pro-
ceedings through the corner of his eye) ; and off the
carrier went with his charge to the steamer.
It was at least half a mile to the wharf, and the
post-boy had first to emerge from the consular "com-
pound " ; then traverse a broad, shady road with tall
grass growing on each side ; next cross a bridge, work
through a crowd, and finally elbow his way across the
crowded wharf to the steamer. One or two trusty
men were posted at intervals, and we ourselves dogged
the man's steps some distance behind.
Nothing seemed to occur ; but at a point decided
upon he was detained and examined. The box was
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still locked ; but this particular cover had gone : he
was searched, and the grass was searched ; the torn
letter-cover was picked up from the grass, but no trace
whatever of a key or of the bogus contents could be
found.
Still, it was manifestly impossible to employ him
again as post-boy, or to overlook the incident in itself.
At the direction of the consul a joint enquiry, or trial,
was held by a Chinese sub-magistrate who understood
European ways, and by myself. So far as I remember,
there was no evidence whatever upon which to convict
under English forms of law. The man's defence was
simple and effective : " You say you put it there ; but
who supports you ? Who has lost the money, if there
was money?" However, Chinese law is not English
law, and the man was sentenced to the punishment
of wearing the wooden collar.
A few years later I ventured to post an unregistered
a letter from Pagoda Island to Hongkong with four
dollar notes inside it. They never reached their
destination ; and the only consolation I got from the
Postmaster-General was : " It serves you right : some
Chinaman has the money, and you have the experi-
ence."
THE HEAD THIEF
I ARRIVED at Chungking on Christmas Day, 1880,
after a month's experiences of a k^wa-tsz (= passenger-
boat), and long daily walks on the beautiful banks.
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I was now in the heart of Sz Ch'vvan, and it was
depressing to find myself pent up within the narrow
walls of a rock town, from which there was no
possible exit except through one or two narrow
gates. Well I remember my Christmas cheer of eggs
and bacon, with heavy bread of ** scratch " manufacture,
eaten from the end of a barrel which served me as table.
The light was dismal ; the room dark and full of rats ;
in the attempt to destroy which I poisoned my dog
and only companion almost the very first day. The
writer and official servants came to assure me of
their loyalty ; but it seemed to me, in my imaginative
solitude, that covetousness and self-interest were stamped
on all their unfamiliar faces. The local people are mild,
but very snaky in their ways.
The writer was a Christian and a Roman Catholic
a circumstance which certainly rendered him a more
efficient instrument for political purposes, but which in
no way inspired me with extra confidence in his honesty
of mind. It was not many hours before I had an
opportunity to test his " local " ways of thinking. A
smart visiting-card was handed to me after my frugal
repast ; but, as I did not feel at all like " receiving,"
I sent word to "call again," or to "stay the chariot"
(= not at home). The "boy" came in holding the
card once more, with the surprising statement that
the "head thief" wished to see me. The writer, by
origin an importation from Yiin Nan, was at once
sent for, and he promptly explained to me what
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a respectable man the head thief was. For the con-
sideration of one dollar a month's subscription, my
predecessor had always been exempt from robbery,
and on the whole the writer thought I had better
close with the man at once. Of course there was no
threat ; it was only ancient local custom, as with the
" King of the Beggars " : probably I should never be
robbed in any case ; certainly not in such a well-
built house (the writer's building speculation) as the
one to which he hoped I would soon remove, and
where perhaps the subscription would be unnecessary.
" Does the man wish to see me ? "
" He has come in his coat and hat of ceremony ;
but, if the old sire likes, I will arrange with him."
And so it was. For one Mexican dollar a month
I was guaranteed immunity, and, as I intended to
travel about for months at a time, I was not sorry
to obtain this security for my property.
The writer in question was the same man who
accompanied the brilliant Mr. E. C. Baber on his
extensive travels in the Tibetan and Lolo Highlands,
and he was certainly a very faithful employ^ \ moreover,
his new house was so constructed that, in case of riot,
refuge might be taken in a sort of fortress behind, in
which he and his wife lived. I had one occasion actually
to use it, as already related ; and therefore I may
say in a measure that he once assisted in saving my
life, for which I am properly grateful. But I never
quite trusted him, for I could not help feeling, as a
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non-Catholic, that his conscience was too much in
the power of the French priests ; who, again, were
always exceedingly good to me ; but whose views on
the subject of human nature and of " evil " it was and
is quite impossible for me to share.
I may mention that the " King of the Beggars '*
above-mentioned is always prepared in most large
Chinese towns to guarantee (according to subscription
paid) either that no '* asker" will come at all, or that one
copper cash per diein only need be given for each full
ten minutes every beggar is kept howling. If no
arrangement at all be made, the mendicant bangs
gridirons and howls incessantly until he is bought oflF
personally and individually: this often leads to alter-
cations, " rows," and false charges, for the beggar will
die on your door-step "as soon as look at you," even
leaving written "evidence" behind.
WHO STEALS MY PURSE STEALS TRASH
I CAN only remember having once been robbed in
China, and that was under singular conditions. I
had arrived at a filthy inn in a bleak, isolated spot,
and was shown into a wretched mud " division " of
the usual type, with ill-fitting door, dilapidated lath-
and-plaster walls, rickety ceiling, suggestive of snakes
and spiders, and the hotel bucket in close proximity.
This last utensil is a purely Chinese economical institu-
tion, and I will only say of it (guardedly and indirectly)
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what a respected Cheshire relative of mine once said
in my hearing of certain defective farm arrangements :
"'Tain't like good sound moock, Jim; I call that a
downright stink." To crown all, eyes were peering at
me through various holes.
'* Boy ! "
''Dja!'' ("Yes, sir").
" Bring out two tea-tables, and put them together
in the open."
The " open " is the " common " part of the one huge
room of which such rustic inns consist, around which the
tiny divisions for sleeping, storing, etc., are ranged ;
it is the sitting-, smoking-, and eating-room, ** lavatory,"
etc., of all guests and hosts ; including pigs, fowls, and
dogs. Every one having gone to bed, or to kennel,
I kicked a few porkers aside, ranged the tables, made
my air-bed on them, and utilised my small valise
(containing lumps of silver, papers, etc.) as a pillow,
slipping my fur-lined dressing-gown round it in such
a way that I both lay on it and had my head on it ;
the heavy baggage trunk formed a " wall " for the feet.
No doubt many curious eyes watched this proceeding
through the dim light of the filthy rush-pot. I then
blew out the rush, put my big stick outside the blankets,
and was fast asleep at once.
After some time I woke, dead tired, and thought
I heard some one creeping near me ; with a lunge
of my stick I hit some one (it might have been a pig),
and thought I heard a faint " Ai-ya ! " Apparently
« HIS WARMEST WELCOME AT AN INN " i6i
I dropped off again instantly ; but after an hour or
so I again awoke uneasily with cold feet and a
sensation of swaying about Feeling instinctively for
the valise, I was puzzled not to feel the astrachan
dressing-gown. It was pitch dark. " Boy ! " I shouted.
A smothered reply came from one of the bins. " Light
the lamps at once : call the landlord. I've had my
black fur stolen." Nothing frightens Chinamen more
than the angry objurgations of a foreigner in his own
language.
The landlord and the *'boy" soon came up, half
awake, shuffling on their sheepskins ; and lit the rush
lamps. Some one had got under one table, shifted
me, and carried off the fur coat I suppose they
must have drugged me, as they are experts at that
art; (they use a sort of powder scattered over the
victim's face). '* Are you the landlord ? Then bring
me paper, inkstand, and brush."
The chairman and coolies were all roused up
(3 a.m.), and ordered to prepare their tea and start at
once. The landlord was given the option of handing
over the garment or about fifty-three taels in five
minutes; third alternative not stated. Meanwhile, I
was writing the following letter to the governor (c/tou) of
the nearest city ; but, as I spent no time in arguing,
the "alternative" was silently braved by the obdurate
and calmly calculating landlord. The bill (about one
shilling for the fourteen of us) was paid, and off we went,
silently tramping for two hours in the raw morning
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darkness. My t'ing-cft'ai went a few miles round to
cany the missive. The letter simply stated the above
facts, and wound up : " According to Chinese law, the
landlord is responsible for the value of things robbed
from guests in his house. In any case, I was under
the escort of two of your police, who slept, or should
have slept, in the inn. I shall be in Chungking in
three days, and unless I find the dressing-gown or
fifty-three taels there on my arrival, you must be
prepared to take the further consequences."
Discussion was lively amongst my men along the
road as to whether the landlord was privy to the theft
or not ; whether, in any case, he was a guilty receiver or
not ; whether the c/iou's police would make him disgorge
and pay if he had it, or pay without disgorging if he
hadn't it ; and whether the c/iou himself would not
like to keep such a splendid astrachan for himself.
To me this was a purely academical discussion, for I
felt sure the c/tou would pay in money, whether he got
the coat or not.
I found the money on my arrival at Chungking ;
but Chang-£rh shook his head and said : " After all,
you are a few taels to the bad, for you omitted to
consider the cost of bringing a heavy coat up the rapids
all the way from Shanghai,"
CHAPTER VIII
VICEROYS AND GOVERNORS
LI HUNG-CHANG
MY first business interview with this celebrated
statesman was in April, 1872, when, with the
consent of Sir Thomas (then Mr.) Wade, I unofficially
accompanied the late Mr. Ney Elias to the vice-regal
yaniin at Tientsin, in order to propose to Li Hung-
chang the surveying of the old Yellow River bedi
with a view to reconducting it to the sea by way
of the Hwai valley; or preferably, as an alternative,
to deepening the scour of the present channel, and
altering the slope of the "free-sides," so as to form
natural reservoirs.
The impression left upon both .of us by Li
Hung-chang was not so favourable as his even then
great reputation had led us to expect it would be.
He seemed quite familiar with the Yellow River
country in an empirical sense, but it was not very
easy to rivet his attention upon the charts offered
for his inspection, or to nail him down to any
definite set of ideas. He manifestly considered
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Chinese engineering good enough, but did not mind
foreigners trying a hand at their own expense and
risk. He seemed to think that Mr. Elias, (who was
an enthusiast of the most disinterested kind, and bent
solely upon making a distinguished name for himself
in the world by doing something permanently useful,)
was a mere adventurer or money-grubber, trying to
lead China into a morass of unlimited expenditure, in
order to make a large profit for himself. He was much
more inclined to " talk politics " than to stick to the
subject of the day, and in doing so he often dis-
played a childish impatience and petulance. His
manner was much too familiar.
He said, amongst other things : " You English are
always boasting that India belongs to you ; but the
French have settlements here and here " (pointing),
"and the Portuguese there. Why don't you turn
them out?"
I replied : " The Manchu dynasty is rightly con-
sidered to be in possession of the Eighteen Provinces ;
but the British have a settlement in Hongkong. Why
don't you turn us out?"
This reply was duly reported officially to the British
Minister, who, whilst approving in general terms of
the interview officially, wrote to me privately somewhat
as follows: "We should be careful as young men,
especially with such a man as Li, not to say anything
likely to appear in the light of flippancy to high
" Chinese officers." No doubt the snub was deserved.
"FICKLE AS A CHANGEFUL DREAM" 165
Some months previously to this Sir Thomas Wade
had sent me unofficially, with Mr. Thomson, the corres-
pondent of The Illustrated London News^ in order, if
possible, to take Li's photograph, one (the smaller) of
which was reproduced by Tlu Strand Magazine when
he visited England in 1896. On this occasion also the
Viceroy displayed indelicate manners, which contrasted
unfavourably even with those of some of the high
Peking officials, and notably with those of all viceroys
and governors subsequently met in the provinces :
his own half-brother, Li Han-chang, though reported
to be a heavy ** squeeze," was most courteous in his
deportment. Sir Thomas Wade later on sent as a
present to Li Hung-chang a handsome album con-
taining all the important photographs taken by Mr.
Thomson up to date. Li now rapidly turned the leaves
pettishly over, and remarked : " The book is not full ;
how is it I do not get more ? Are you cheating me ? "
When I was there with Mr. Thomson he suddenly
asked us " what rewards we expected ? " — a question
which at once made me flare up. I said : " I would
not accept any reward for myself, nor would the
Minister allow me to think of it He sent Mr.
Thomson to you to exhibit a novel art, hoping
that, having seen what foreign photographs were
like, you would consent to have yours taken, and
present him with one; and he sent me to explain
matters."
Li then began to consult me as to what he should
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give Mr. Thomson, and made me ask him what he
wanted. Mr. Thomson had not the same reasons
that I had for "purity," but he also declined to
accept money; and finally it was arranged that the
two pieces of silk offered should be given to him
alone. I felt rather disgusted with and ashamed of the
whole business, in which Li appeared to me to be sordid
and mesquin. On that occasion, I remember, he stated
his age at exactly the same figure as Sir Thomas
Wade's ; that, I think, would make him eighty-one
now. As a matter of fact, he was born in 1823,
which, according to Chinese computation, would mean
only seventy-nine.
THE GOVERNOR HU YING-HUNG
Within the past thirty years I cannot remember more
than a single instance of a Cantonese being a viceroy,
and that was the case of a certain Ho King, for many
years at Foochow, (native of a trading place in the delta
below Canton, called Siao-lan,) nor can I recollect more
than one Cantonese governor besides the one now under
notice. I suppose the explanation is the same as in
the case of Sz Ch'wan : the energy and fulness of the
provincial life provides better outlets than the " mandarin
trade." Governor Hu (of Cheh Kiang and Kiang Su)
was only a taotai when I knew him ; that is, the lowest
in grade of what may be called the political or
diplomatic class, ranking by treaty with consuls and
*'THE CUPS THAT CHEER" 167
commissioners of customs, who, in China, are both of
them much more considerable personages than their
colleagues of Europe or India. He was customs
taotai of Kewkiang, and inclined to be remarkably
friendly with strangers.
Chinese mandarins have to be very chary how
they hobnob with their own countrymen of the
non-official classes ; there is no objection to their giving
** jambarees," or ** drunks," in their own ya7Hins^ where
no one outside is any the wiser ; but it comes very
near being an official offence to accept invitations
from rich money-lenders or merchants. However, old
Hii was a most genial character, and the Cantonese
traders of Kewkiang, who were rather proud of him,
once induced him to take the chair at a " foreign "
dinner given by themselves, to which I and the Com-
missioner of Customs, Mr. Kopsch, were invited ; when
foreigners take part in such entertainments, it can
always be pleaded that " it was for purposes of inter-
national diplomacy," or "in order to conciliate the
barbarian," and "compel him to conform to our
principles." Sobriety is so universal in China that it
is not only not considered a vice to get drunk at a
dinner, but it is positively held to be a compliment
to the host to be, or at least pretend to be, a little
tipsy. This, to our ideas, somewhat uncleanly way of
looking at things is on a par with "complimentary
eructation." Well-bred Chinamen are certainly not so
coarse as actually to revel in this luxury, but it is a
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graceful way of acknowledging exuberant hospitality to
indulge in it a little. These little social eccentricities
must not be judged too severely by countries where
beastly intoxication in the public streets is a daily
spectacle.
Some time after this my successor gave a grand
complimentary dinner, to which good old Hu was
invited : on this occasion he got downright drunk, and
fell head foremost into one of those huge-necked
American objects — almost unknown in Europe— called
cuspidores — i.e. tall spittoons with a broad mouth, some-
thing like a tea-taster's or dentist's furniture. He had
to be bodily carried to his sedan-chair by his attendants,
quite unconscious. He was an easy-going man, of
no great governing capacity, and never " made his
mark " ; but the portrait which he gave me affords an
excellent idea of a rather refined mandarin in full
visiting costume. His is positively the only instance
I ever came across, during my quarter of a century of
residence among them, of a Chinaman being dead drunk.
At W^nchow, where all the officials were remarkably
friendly, mixed dinners were quite an ordinary occur-
rence. The usual foreign guests were myself and the
commissioner (who has now resumed in Turkey his
proper title, Comte de Limf^es). To these reunions
the consular and customs writers were invited, and
"tipsiness" was supposed to come on at the hwa-
k'uan stage, — corresponding to our " pass round the
port." This word means " fist-cracking " or " fiat-
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shouting," and is simply the Italian mora (known also
in ancient Egypt), adapted during its antediluvian
growth to Chinese ways.
THE VICEROY JWEILIN
Amongst the reactionary officials who incurred the
displeasure of the Emperor, and after that unhappy
monarch's deposition attached himself to the " Boxer "
element, was Hwaitapu, formerly President of the
Board of Rites, by decree of October 4, 1900, appointed
successor to Prince Twan. He followed the Empress to
Si-an Fu, and there once more for a short time held his
old title ; but he seems to have died or committed
suicide early in the year 1901. Few persons in China
are aware that he was the eldest son of Jweilin, for
the Manchu and Mongol custom of disguising personal
names under fanciful Chinese forms leaves no family
clue to the outsider. When his father died in 1874,
it was he who, as eldest son, sent out invitation cards
(*' weeping blood") to personal friends, of whom the
late Sir Brooke Robertson was one. That excellent
old consul had long been on terms of touching con-
fidence with Jweilin, who was a fine, courteous old
gentleman of the best bannerman type ; and Hwaitapu
received him and his interpreter (now a retired consul,
Mr. C. Gardner, C.M.G.) at the coffin head. It was at
first a question whether they should " set up a wail "
in Chinese style ; but a compromise was effected, and
they simply bowed silently to the coffin.
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Jweilin's career is interesting on account of his
supposed complicity in Captain Brabazon's murder:
in the French Yellow Book Baron Gros distinctly
charges him, on the authority of another high Chinese
official, with that cowardly crime. It seems not un-
likely that the charge is true, for on the seventh day
of the seventh moon (middle of August, i860) he was
ordered with five thousand troops " again to take up "
a position at T'ungchow, and he shared in the defeat
of Palik'iao (= Three-mile Bridge), which place gave
the Comte de Palikao his title. Such a murder would
be quite within the Chinese ideas of war, which
are not chivalrous.
Jweilin's official career began in 1848, after which
year he held various positions in the Peking Boards.
In 1858 he detained sixty tons of foreign copper
coming from Ningpo for the Mint, in order to make
cannon for the troops under his command around
T'ungchow, and he also busied himself with re-
organising the "navy" and the remount service. For
a short time he seems to have held the acting post
of Chih Li Viceroy; but between 1858 and i860 he
was employed on other miscellaneous work, such as
repairing river courses, sacrificing to Confucius, etc.
His failures, first against the Allies, and later against
the Shan Tung rebels, led to his degradation ; but
on the death of the Emperor Hien Feng he became
Military Governor of J^hol ; two years afterwards
Tartar General, and at last Viceroy at Canton, where
"ALL THE WORLD'S A STAGE" 171
he died on September 20, 1874, as above related.
His reputation amongst the Cantonese for purity
was not very high ; but his rule was competent,
and he kept his provinces tranquil. He never would
consent to introduce transit-passes, and in this policy
he was firmly supported by his steadfast friend Sir
Brooke Robertson, with whom his relations were always
of the most sympathetic and mutually respecting
kind. He belonged, like the veteran Wensiang, to the
courteous old school, and we shall probably never see
his like again in China.
THE VICEROY YINGHAN
When an officer comes from audience with the
Emperor, no matter what his rank, all the high
officials have to go in state to meet him ; and until
this ceremony is over he is, like our ** ambassadors,"
part of his "august master." At Canton, where
every one must arrive by boat or steamer, the
receiving-place is the tsip-ktin-f eng {chie-kwan-f ing) —
a dowdy old river wharf, something in the old
Blackfriars or Adelphi style. The new arrival steps
out of his boat in full dress, with that haughty
swagger which comes so natural to all Chinese
officials, and sees the Tartar General, Viceroy,
Governor, Hoppo, Treasurer, Judge, etc., etc., all on
their knees before him, " craving to know the health."
The ambassador (for such he is, and is called, by
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courtesy, for the moment) says : ** Te-chU : cltin-any
The first pair of syllables is supposed to be imitation
Manchu for " Arise ! " The second means in Chinese
^^ Nos valemusP After a cup of tea in the mat-shed,
and pipes all round, the officials '^ resume their rank."
Yinghan was a fine, jolly Manchu, whose face I
seem to remember, though I never spoke to him. He
had acquitted himself passably (which in China for
a Manchu means " well ") as Governor of Ho Nan ; and,
on Jweilin's death, was appointed Viceroy at Canton.
Sir Thomas Wade, always anxious for " progress," tried
to get the Chinese Foreign Office to make him call on
the Governor of Hongkong ; but the wary old rogues
replied : " We have no information as to what route
His Excellency Ying will take on his way to Canton."
(I am not supposed to know what went on, during
my absence, in Peking ; but I did, and do.) Yinghan,
of course, ignored the English Governor, and came
down with a great flourish of trumpets to Canton.
His chief luggage was about fifty hogsheads of good
samshu^ for he evidently looked forward to many a
glorious "booze" in this Manzi land. He even had
(as my old French schoolmaster used to say) " the
chick " to issue a proclamation, jointly with the Tartar
General, saying how the Emperor had sent him to
"overawe this vian-tsz land."
The day after his arrival he learnt, to his horror,
that Sir Brooke Robertson lived within a stone's
throw of him, in the "first-floor back" of the
"THE WINTER OF OUR DISCONTENT" 173
Tartar Generars yanUn ; and that " olo custom " at
Canton put viceroys on equality of visiting terms
with consuls : this of course dated from the time
when the Viceroy Yeh was "collared" by the pigtail
in his own yantin^ and shipped off to Calcutta. He
therefore had a " try on " in good old Chinese style.
He sent a verbal message to say "he had heard
excellent opinions of Sir Brooke, but he could not
open the centre door when the consul called, and
thought it best to say so in advance." Sir Brooke
replied, also verbally : " Then tell him I won't visit
him at all. No side doors for me." The matter
was soon arranged, and all went on pleasantly. They
even got to like each other.
Now it so happened that, after Jweilin's death,
the celebrated waising lottery had been abolished,
even at the risk of allowing the Portuguese at
Macao, who had no scruples about "ruining Chinese
morality," to run it themselves, (as they did, to my
" boy's " delight,) and to make the money. This was
a real instance of China trying to reform her wicked
ways. But when Yinghan got fairly settled down to his
liquor, and found the gambling bribes he had always
expected to clutch at Canton quite newly abolished, he
waxed wroth within him, and presumed on his Manchu
status to reopen the lottery on his own responsibility.
Now occurred one of those rare but dramatic events
which show that even in China two good men may
save Sodom and Gomorrah from destruction. The
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Tartar General Ch'angshan and the Chinese Governor
Chang Chao-tung (not to be confused with the more
illustrious Chang ChT-tung) joined in "impeaching"
Yinghan, who was at once removed, and spent the rest
of his career in obscure posts on the Russian frontier.
This was a good inauguration for Kwang-su's reign.
I was away in England when this tragedy occurred ;
but my ears were in Canton all the same. Sir Brooke,
in reporting the matter to his superiors, related
feelingly how nobly Yinghan took his degradation.
In such cases Chinese " form '* is admirable, so
different from our own ungracious way, where one
Minister or Cltarg^ often steals away in advance, as
though ashamed to face his successor. A disgraced
or unsuccessful official in China always keeps his
" face " ; every one goes to see him off, including his
enemies. And thus did poor Yinghan disappear
from the " high-class " stage, amid the blare of trumpets
and the tears of friends.
THE VICEROY LIU K'UN-YIH
This frank and loyal-minded official first made his
mark during the Taiping rebellion, when he served
with distinction in Hu Nan (his native province)
and Kwang Si. In 1865 he was rewarded with the
high civil post of Governor for Kiang Si ; and in this
capacity I had one or two tussles with him on the
likin question at Kewkiang in 1872. It was not until
"'this was a MAN" 175
1878 that I made his personal acquaintance in his
new post of Viceroy at Canton.
Being a man of unpretentious demeanour, he was
always pleased to pay visits to the consuls in person,
and he had a particular veneration for my esteemed
colleague and senior the late Consul Hance, the
distinguished botanist. Liu K'un-yih himself had
some shrewd notions on the subject of flowers ; and
in one of his letters he described to us how in his
leisure moments at home in Hu Nan he had culti-
vated this hobby. His dialect was excruciatingly
difficult to comprehend, and Dr. Hance did not
understand a word of Chinese. Under these circum-
stances it fell more than usually often to my lot
to have to interpret orally between these two high-
minded men ; and I was always pleased to improve
the opportunity, for the dialect spoken by the Viceroy
had never then been closely studied by any European.
What particularly impressed me about Liu K'un-yih
was his absolute frankness and loyalty. He never
would connive at, or at least begin, any trickery or
intrigue ; and on one occasion, when a foreign official
in another jurisdiction unhandsomely attempted to
get behind Dr. Hancc's back, contrary to official
rule, he not only dissuaded the i^jtriguer, but wrote
to Dr. Hance to explain why he had done so. On
another occasion he acted for a few months for the
Hoppo, or Manchu customs official, who had to retire
during the regulation period in order to mourn for a
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parent. The Viceroy's share of the profits amounted
to about thirty thousand pounds, which sum he
declined to receive, but offered to charitable objects:
for this he was rather snubbed than thanked by the
Peking Government
During his first Nanking viceroyalty in 1881 he
fell into disgrace on account of his opium-smoking
proclivities, contracted during the exposure of the
wars ; but he never made any secret of the vice, which
he himself keenly regretted : there is no record of
his ever having told a He or acted basely for his own
private purposes or interest.
In 1 89 1 it was found that his virtues were more
important than his vices were dangerous ; and so, on
the death of the late Marquess Tseng's uncle, the Earl
Tsfing Kwoh-ts'iian, he was once more appointed to
Nanking, where, with the exception of a short Fabian
campaign during the Japanese war of 1894-5, he has
been ever since. He is now seventy years of age,
and no word has ever been breathed against his in-
corruptibility by even his bitterest enemies, of whom
he has many.
Until attention was directed to this excellent mandarin
during the " Boxer " revolt, none of the foreign officials
in China knew much of him, probably on account of his
" Doric " accent and humble ways ; but he is a man
of whom any Western nation might be proud, and
I would as soon trust his honour as that of any
Minister trained in European courts.
''GENTLY SCAN YOUR FELLOW MAN" 177
YUAN SHi-K'AI
I NEVER met any other Chinaman at all resembling
this man. He is bright, fearless, and reasonable, but at
the same time a trifle rash, and very unscrupulous ; not
for the interest of his own pocket, but for that of his
master or patron. All the stories about his treachery to
the Emperor must be taken cum grano^ for the Emperor
was, according to Chinese ethics, himself treacherous
to his legal mother, and therefore Yiian was quite right,
from the " divine " point of view, to betray the Emperor
to the Dowager (if he really did so). He had just
atoned for a gross act of treachery when I first made
his acquaintance in 1885 '* ^^ had arranged (1882) with
Admiral Ting to kidnap the King of Corea's father,
when that prince was the gallant mariner's own guest.
When the " Dying 'Coon " (Tai-won Kun) was brought
back to Corea, I had an audience of ''his royal high-
ness " at Chemulpho in the presence of Yiian, who spoke
quite frankly of his own future policy ; and the Tai-won
Kun, too, was perfectly unconstrained in his manner.
At that time China was " on top," and Japan occupied
rather a back seat in Corean affairs. The Russians were
suspicious of Yiian, and Yiian of the Russians ; but a
little frankness all round was all that was necessary
to dispel these germs of ill-feeling. "Diplomacy"
often does as much harm as good in these mixed-
interest affairs, and it is much better for all to play
cards down as far as possible, so as to encourage
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persons who like keeping a card or two up the sleeve to
appreciate the superior advantages of an honest game.
As barbers say : " You may strop an edge off as well as
one on." Too much finesse defeats itself. Of course
it is not necessary to wear the heart on the sleeve
for daws to peck at, but it is possible to play a shrewd
rubber at all times without revoking or cheating. I
should like to have seen General Gordon's face and
heard his remarks if he had but seen and heard what
the Sir Pompey Bedells of those days were bungling
at in their ignorance of genuine facts : he did once
give me his views on diplomatists ; at Canton in 1 880.
On another occasion I saw Yuan at one of his
own receptions. He was then preening himself as a
"suzerain," very much like our Indian Viceroy does
when holding durbar ; but of course on a very small
scale. The Corean ministers and generals were all
sitting deferentially round, and YUan (whose manners
were of the plebeian and free-and-easy description of
his patron Li Hung-chang) pointed like a child with
his finger str»ght into the faces of each one as he
explained to me who they were.
It is necessary to read Chinese history to gain an
insight into Yiian's Machiavellian character. He is the
sort of man who would run hb enemy Into the boiling
pot without compunction, and at the same time allow
himself to be boiled (the cauldron was always kept hot
and handy in the good old times) rather than give
away a friend. With all that, he is very prt^ressive.
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" LOVE MERCY AND DELIGHT TO SAVEl" 179
and not at all anti-missionary ; he is also just ; does
not, or did not then smoke opium ; and is not in the
least jealous of talent in other Chinese.
On still another occasion I had some ground to
believe he was playing or had joined in playing an
unworthy trick upon a harmless individual, a col-
league of his. I took him by surprise, and asked
him : " Do you remember what you said to Li Hung-
chang on a certain date?"
He said : " Yes, I do."
"Are you prepared to write down now with your
own hand what you did say, and deny what you
admit you didn't say?"
He said : " Certainly." And he did so there and
then, before a Chinese witness.
Some weeks later I wrote to him : " I tell you
frankly why I want it [which I did] ; I want, if
you can see your way, a full account of the exact
circumstances of that matter," etc.
He replied by letter : " It seems to me now that if I
gave you full particulars in writing, I might be doing in-
jury to a man who was once my friend. I won't do it"
And there the matter dropped ; for it appeared to me
also that his attitude was, after all, the only generous
one, especially as the real difficulty at issue could
easily be settled in another way, by a little self-sacrifice
on my part I have always thought the better of
Yiian for his refusal. I wish I could say the same of
all the other diplomats concerned.
CHAPTER IX
RELIGION AND MISSIONARIES
A CHINESE CONVERT
AT Tientsin in 187 1-2 I sought for and obtained the
services of an orator — that is, a David who was
guaranteed to go on "yarning" indefinitely, in order
that Saul might study graceful forms of speech, and
the music of " tones." This was a certain Mr. Han,
introduced as a Protestant convert As a speaker he
was perfect. He always spoke respectfully of Mr.
Jonathan Lees, the missionary who appears to have
originally taken him up ; but he lost no time in
asking me how it was that some Protestants were
not allowed to preach in Church of England places,
and that no Protestants at all believed the teaching
of the Roman Catholics. Warming up to his subject
day by day, he argued that, as it was permissible
amongst ourselves for Protestants to disbelieve
Catholic doctrine, and vice versA ; and for Jews (of
whom there were many at Tientsin) to disbelieve
both ; it stood to reason, on our own European basis
180
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Ill lllM 'll^
**HALI NO MORE OF THAT I" i8i
of right, that Chinamen were also at liberty to choose
one ; and therefore if necessary to reject all three.
The whole subject, he said, seemed to him miao-Mzao
wU'pUng {pbscurum per obscurius). And, if it were true
that the Gospel was really open to all the world on
equal terms, why should the Chinese, having heard the
evidence on which Europeans profess to believe, not
be themselves qualified to decide upon the truth of it ?
There was nothing substantial to get hold of; it was
purely a matter of imagination and opinion : hence
Chinamen were justified in imagining and opining too.
The Pope, together with other Western leaders of
Churches, was born ignorant, like every other man ; he
and they received their instruction from fallible men : at
what stage of their existence, then, did they first know
more than the persons who had taught them? Why
should one country be more competent for infallibility
than the other? Why should Italy monopolise the
hierarchy, even amongst the few Catholic countries ;
and why should Europe monopolise all forms of
Christian teaching against the judgment of Asia?
Besides, Chinese ideas of dignity would represent the
conventional Deity, who must be clothed in some form,
attired after the fashion of native emperors or sages ;
and if this appear ridiculous to Europeans, how can
Europeans expect the Chinese, who ridicule their
Western appearance, to respect the Western ideal
Deity, as clothed in their imaginations ; more especially
as neither European nor Chinese garments ever figure
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in the representations, which exhibit Arab attire,
whilst the figure and features take Jewish form ?
How can it possibly be a crime, punishable with
torture for ever, not to believe what one can-
not possibly understand? And how does it improve
matters to confess, from obliging motives, to believing
what the mind cannot grasp, — to admitting what the
would-be teachers cannot explain by any known process
of evidence ; and what they must themselves have been
ignorant of and unable to understand until some one
convinced them ? And the reward for believing : is
there anything noble in aiming at exclusive safety and
happiness? Is it not more noble to be indifferent to
one's own future triumph over other men ?
Mr. Han cordially approved of and accepted the
teachings of Jesus Christ ; but he failed to see on what
grounds other persons, not professing to be holy men
or prophets themselves, should add embellishments of
their own invention to Christ's simple words, and
construct thereon an edifice of mystery which was
contrary to the experience of men's senses. — I was
unable to answer these questions properly ; but until
they are answered by some one to Chinese satisfaction,
China will never be Christian (I think).
I afterwards knew Han in Corca. — It will be found
that Dr. Johnson, in occasional small doses, made
much the same observations to Boswcll, though, as
we all know, that learned man was "orthodox."
«YET THERE IS METHOD IN IT" 183
MUSSULMANS IN CHINA
I HAVE not had any experience of the Dungans,
or mixed Mussulman Chinese of Kan Suh, who are
historically known to have a dash of Arab blood in
their veins ; but none of the Chinese Mussulmans I
have met appeared to be in the least infected with
the militant spirit of early Islam. Around Peking
and the region of the Great Wall, many, if not most,
of the innkeepers are Mussulmans ; which is singular,
seeing that every Chinaman who enters the inn must
eat pork. (I omitted to find out how this difficulty
was got over: — I think the visitors have to cook
their own food.) I noticed a marked undercurrent
of sympathy with our travelling parties, as though
the Mussulman felt that he and the Christian stood
on common ground of some undefined kind. I had
a long conversation on religion with the jovial landlord
at Ch'atao, in the Wall. So far as I remember, he told
me that circumcision was practised ; also the shaving by
men, and the general denudation of superfluous hair
by both sexes ; that abstinence from pork was en-
joined ; and that no formal intermarriage with pagan
women was permitted. There is a sort of kosher effect
about everything Mussulman ; they are not exactly
clean, but they seem to be more cleanly-minded and
scrupulous than ordinary Chinese ; and the mere fact
of their accepting some sort of discipline appears to
add to their self-respect.
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Old Kin Cho-an (intended to represent Johan[nes])
of Chungking was a very different kind of man from
the northerners. I cannot say what his attitude
towards Christians would have been if it had not
been for his bitter but smothered hatred of Lo Pao-chX,
the chief Christian, a feeh'ng which appears to have
developed out of a former trade rivalry. The old man
was well groomed, and very gentlemanly in appearance.
He brought the akhAnd^ a man named Hia, to see me
shortly after my arrival, and frequently came to sit with
me himself, for whole hours at a time. Chungking is,
or then was, a dangerous place to ** talk " in. His two
themes were, first, the villainies, not of the Catholics or
the Frenchmen, nor even of the native converts, but
of Lo Pao-chi ; and, second, the possibility of England
taking the Mussulmans of YUn Nan and Kwei Chou
under her protection. He insisted on it that sooner
or later England must " take " those provinces ; and
politically he disliked France.
Apart from the fact that Lo Pao-chY was my
friend too, I did not care to express any opinion,
or to encourage confidences in the personal matter,
except on the basis of both men ** having it all out,"
face to face, in my presence. And as to the " alliance,"
that was exceedingly dangerous ground to tread upon,
apart from the fact that I well knew we had already
rejected the ofificial advances of the Panthays. I
half suspected he was employed to " fish," — whether by
the Chinese authorities or by the akhAtids I could not
"TO DUMB FORGETFULNESS A PREY" 185
guess, — and any false step I might have made would
have cost me dear. However, John Kin never
succeeded in extracting from me, nor did I possess,
any clue. He never evinced any hostility towards,
or any friendship for either Catholics or Protestants ;
but he seemed to have some sympathy with me. On
the whole, I could not fathom him to my satisfaction.
I remember one remark of his as he glanced through
my albums. He first looked at Bismarck and Moltke :
then at other photographs of public men and private
friends. He said : " Why, there is intelligence in all
these faces I We Chinamen seem to be expressionless
as compared with you foreigners. Our officials are no
good at all. Each man of you seems to wear an
air of vigour and resolve, whilst Chinamen are like
so many moulded images. Look at this" (pointing
to the taotai P'fing), "and compare it with that"
(pointing to Charles Dickens).
Perhaps a portrait of the good old P'fing may not
come amiss ; so I give it here. He was a kind-hearted
old man, of the gelatinous type, who fed himself
up carefully on swallows' nests, sea-slugs, and other
aphrodisiacs: he desired nothing beyond "enjoying
happiness," and dying with decency and credit
SAUL! SAUL! WHY PERSECUTEST THOU ME?
There never was a more loyal and noble-hearted man
than Dr. Hance ; but, owing to his incurable incapacity
for Chinese, he did not "get on." However, Sir
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Thomas Wade was a generous-minded man too, and
therefore, on Sir Brooke Robertson's death, **OId
Hance" got his opportunity, though never his com-
mission as consul to the very last His friendship
with Liu K'un-yih in 1879-80 was as striking as Sir
Brooke's had been with Jweilin. Here ignorance
actually stood in good stead, for most consuls " murder "
their Chinese so much that they lose in dignity by using
it. Hance's words of wisdom, uttered in the barbarous
accents of " Europe," accordingly often fell to my
department to translate ; and his " great thoughts,"
even as imperfectly rendered by me, impressed the
Viceroy very much — not to speak of his world-wide
reputation as a man of science.
Once Liu K'un-yih paid Hance a visit to complain of
the violent demeanour of the French consul, and also to
protest against the Chinese being forced to believe what
he called the nonsense {wu-ki^ or " without book '*)
preached by English and other missionaries. Liu
K'un-yih had been a great " persecutor of the Israelites "
in Kiang Si, and when Governor of that province had
once been visited by the intrepid Babcr. I had been
in charge at Kewkiang shortly after Baber, and was
therefore able to "rub it into" Liu K'un-yih's very
marrow bones by argtimenta ad lunninem^ when Dr.
Hance addressed him somewhat as follows:
" We cannot possibly interfere with the French, who
have their own way of doing things ; but no British
missionary will be allowed to meddle in native affairs.
"SAGE HOMER'S RULE THE BEST" 187
At the same time, I and my second are both personal
friends of most of the missionaries, Catholic as well
as Protestant, French as well as English and American ;
and we know perfectly well that they are doing the best
they can, according to their own lights. In England
we have had our days of persecution too, when the
Lord of Heaven [Catholic] and Jesus [Protestant] sects
burnt each other alive in turn, and kept the country in
a state of perpetual ferment. But we have now got rid
of Papal dictation, and have found it possible to extend
equal toleration to all religions, the Roman Catholic
included. In India we do not allow our own people to
set foot in a Jatn temple, nor do we allow Mussulmans
and Hindoos to bully each other. Frenchmen are free
to convert the natives to Catholicism there. Parsces
are at liberty to bury themselves publicly in vultures'
bellies, and cremations take place all day long in the
high streets of Benares. People never quarrel so much
as on subjects they know nothing about ; and your own
Emperor Taokwang once issued a well-known edict to
this effect. Neither the Pope, nor the Czar, nor the
Emperor of China knows anything whatever about a
future life ; nor did Confucius ; d fortiori the mission-
aries do not. Thus there is unlimited scope for belief,
and the more you violently contest things incapable
of demonstration, the more you excite the antagonism
of the would-be demonstrator. Do what we do. Let
the missionaries preach away, — any religion they like.
No bones are broken, and no one is forced to believe.
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If you persecute, you create an tmperium in imperio
of disafTection, and give the missionaries a factitious
importance : you * nourish a tiger to your future
sorrow/ "
Liu K'un-yih listened very attentively to these ex-
hortations, and frequently recurred to them at future
interviews, announcing his conviction that there was
" something in it " {^^pu-wu k'o-tsai^*^^^ not without the
selectable"). On Dr. Hance's return to Whampoa,
Liu wrote him a most affectionate letter, and asked him
to dinner in private. Ever since then his policy has
been steadily on the side of order and protection. He
has no respect whatever for ** beliefs," but he sees that
the medical and school work of the missionaries is
good. He despises native Christians, simply because
he does not believe in the purity of their motives ; but
he does not persecute them. Since 1880 there have
been numerous instances where he has maintained
order ; and, so far as I am aware, there is not a single
instance where he has been charged with instigating
or conniving at breach of order ; — I mean in missionary
affairs.
A NARROW ESCAPE
Even so recently as sixteen years ago it was a
capital offence to import Christian literature into Corea,
and the history of the Missions Etrangires in that
country is replete with stories of fidelity and martyrdom.
After the bloodthirsty persecutions instituted by
"ANGELS AND MINISTERS OF GRACE" 189
the present King's father in 1866-8, Fathers Blanc
and Deguette managed to creep unobserved into
the country once more, in 1876; and two young
French priests travelled with me to Chemulpho, in
order to join them, in April, 1885. They mysteriously
disappeared from the harbour during the night, having
been spirited away in the usual disguise by some
faithful converts.
In Corea widowers always travel with a white veil
or gag over their mouth and nose, like the Turkish
women of Constantinople ; and they may not under
any circumstances be spoken to. This curious custom
lends itself with facility to silent disguises, and up
to 1886 the French missionaries always availed them-
selves of it ; of course carrying their lives in their
hands ; or in their nerves.
Towards the end of 1885, M. Paulus von Moellendorff,
a foreign official holding high office in Corea, wrote to
inform me that a convert, either Corean or Chinese, I
forget which, had been arrested by the Prefect of Insan
with a trunk of New Testaments in his possession. The
peculiar circumstances of his temporary position rendered
it almost impossible for the foreign official in question
(himself in serious trouble) to interfere; but, as de-
capitation was almost certain, he invited me, in the
interests of humanity as well as of Christianity, and
at the urgent request of Bishop Blanc, whose own
position was still secret and doubtful, to obtain the
man's release officieusiment. Luckily for the indiscreet
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importer of books, the prefect, whose city lay about
four miles down the coast, was a personal friend of
mine, and had eaten several savoury dinners (getting
gloriously drunk on one occasion) at my house.
It was not very easy to justify my unofficial inter-
ference, for of the three or four nationalities concerned
not one was British ; and there was at the time
neither a British merchant nor a British missionary
anywhere in Corea.
I shall never forget the prefect's visit: he came
in state from Insan, and was " supported " under
the elbows by his followers as he waddled into
my presence (no mandarin may walk unsupported) ;
wearing his horse-hair hat, exactly like that of an old
Welshwoman ; his robes, cope, and stole ; and (strangest
of all strange customs) carrying his copper yo-kang*
(always deposited by Corean magnates outside the
door) in his hand. As a sequel to the interview, the
incriminated man was shortly afterwards released.
A few days later, I was surprised to receive a
visit from a foreigner who looked like a beach-
comber; it was one of the French missionaries, who
had been sent down by the bishop to acknowledge
the service. He had got out of his widower's
disguise, and had purchased a cheap **slop suit"
for the occasion at a Chinese store, the fit of which
suit was something to remember. He seemed to
have lost fluency in his own language. From
* See Glossary.
•'BY THAT SIN FELL THE ANGELS" 191
enquiries I have recently made in Paris, I find this
"beach-comber" was the late Provicat Pire Coste.
THE SEED OF THE CHURCH
Lo Pao-CHI was in the zenith of his power and
pride when I first visited him early in the year
1881 : six years later ''his head and his body
occupied different places," — as the Chinese proclamations
say when they threaten the " silly people " with dire
penalties. He was the recognised head of the Chung-
king Christians in this sense ; that he was a rich,
influential trader; had the courage to publicly admit
that he and his family were Catholics ; resisted the
efforts of pagan, Mussulman, and other gentry to
force his hand in the usual thorny matters of public
subscriptions for " pagan " purposes ; and acted as a
sort of go-between, or atpitcus curiae^ betwixt the
bishopric and the mandarins.
When the French political influence at Peking
was not only very low, — between the dates of the
unavenged Tientsin massacre and the seizure by
France of Tonquin, — but was unwillingly exerted
in favour of the missionaries* "advanced policy," the
two Sz Ch'wan bishoprics had to draw in their horns
for a time: the energy of the last incumbent was
disavowed and deprecated ; the claim of the bishops
to visit the mandarins in official chairs and call them-
selves ta-jen (= great man) was not admitted ; and,
so far as Eastern Sz ChSvan was concerned, the chaise
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was left by the Holy See for some years in the hands
of a vicar-general of neutral or conciliatory character
Monsgr. Blettery. Neither he nor any of the French
priests at that time ever appeared in the public streets ;
whenever they had to go out at all, it was in closed
native sedans of the ordinary road-traveller type.
Outside Chungking and other lai^c cities there was
less necessity for concealment ; but of course they
all wore Chinese clothes, as nearly all Roman Catholic
priests in China are in the habit of doing.
At a dinner courteously given to me by Lo Pao-chi
in a pretty little temple garden (I think Christian
property) within the walls, the genial Mgr. Blettery and
one or two other hospitable Frenchmen were present
Of course these gentlemen were more competent
than I to form an opinion as to their then leading
convert's value ; at least as a Christian ; and perhaps
also as a man : in the latter capacity, however, he
did not impress mc as a person I should care to
trust very far, though I must, in justice to him, say
that, during my year's stay, he proved exceedingly
well-disposed towards me personally ; not so much on
my own account as because my presence was indirectly
strengthening to the mission. It was generally under-
stood that he maintained in his household a number
of paid bravos, whose function it was to shadow him
in the streets, and, if necessary, protect him by force
from the intrigues of his enemies, of whom he had
many; and when the second riot occurred in i88<S,
"TVE SET MY LIFE UPON A CAST" 193
it seems that the violence or excessive zeal of these
mercenaries really indirectly cost him his own life.
It was also made pretty clear to me in 1881 that the
man was hated, both by the mandarins, who utilised
his services rather out of fear than from any feeling
of respect ; and by some of the leading Mussulmans, who
were jealous alike of his general commercial influence,
and of the Christian predominancy over Islam.
However that may be, the riot of 1886-7 took effect
exactly where that of 1881 failed to come to a serious
head, and savage attacks were made upon the Roman
Catholic mission, which was destroyed, as well as upon
the local Christians. Under these alarming circum-
stances Lo Pao-chY organised a determined defence of
his own property, and the services of his bullies were
utilised to beat off the rioters from his house : this, of
course, could easily be maliciously construed into a
** rebellious taking of the law into his own hands." In
the scrimmage which ensued, a man was killed, and
such an occurrence served as a welcome pretext for
bringing a charge of murder against the too enter-
prising owner of the house. Satisfaction was duly
made to the missionaries, but the "face" of the
mandarins vis-d-vis of their own people was saved
by making a scapegoat of Lo Pao-chr, who, despite the
most desperate efforts to save him made by the French
Minister at Peking, suffered the extreme penalty of
the law, and was ignominiously decapitated, — as already
narrated under another head.
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and he had spent and intended to spend the whole
of his strength in endeavouring to convert the Kachyns ;
get them to abandon their wasteful habit of burning
down the forests for cultivable land ; and turn them
into peaceful, settled communities. The Kachyns
seemed very fond of him, and the local government
appreciated his efforts : but it was really like pouring
water into a sieve : his capacity to receive and spend
was inexhaustible, but not one penny did he spend
unnecessarily on himself.
In appearance he reminded me very much of
the murderer DumoUard of thirty-five years ago.
He had an enormous, thick, black beard ; a square-
made, sturdy, hairy body ; and a fearless, almost fierce
aspect. He was a pure enthusiast ; but he did not
mind being "chaffed," and he got plenty of chaff from
me, who did not take the least interest in the spiritual
welfare of the Kachyns, He was excellent company,
enjoyed a good d^jeAner 4 la fourchette, and could
drink and smoke with any man. At last he was
reduced to selling his best gun, the one his old
mother had given him as a parting gift. All he
wanted was that it should be in friendly hands. I
bought it for forty rupees, and I had intended to send
it back so soon as he should have got his mission
" straightened out " financially. But when I got to
Hongkong on my way home in 1894, I was not allowed
to land, on account of the plague, and had to go straight
from gunboat to steamer : the instant I got on board the
"NO ITALIAN PRIEST SHALL TITHE" 197
steamer, I learnt from a French missionary that poor
Father Cadoux was no more : fever and starvation had
done their work.
ROMAN CATHOLIC EDUCATION
It may be supposed, from the casual quips in which
I indulge in these papers, that I am no admirer of
missionaries, not to say of Roman Catholics and
Jesuits ; but this is quite a mistake, for I myself
have many ties among, and am even a consistent
supporter of, the Jesuits' work in China ; besides having
taken the trouble to translate from the Latin, and to
publish, the esoteric official history of their rivals there,
the Missions Etrangires. I make this reservation :
though a genuine Christian myself, I decline to recog-
nise anything superhuman in their religious dogma,
which I regard merely as a useful human discipline ;
just as the teetotallers and the Salvation Army, with
all their one-idea'dness and their eccentricity, seem to
me to be on a better tack than the loafers, drinkers,
and debauched wastrels who grace our European towns ;
not excluding my own native city.
During the winter of 1884-5 I visited the late Bishop
Garnier and most of the following Jesuit establishments :
(i) the central residence at Sicca wei, Chinese college,
Chinese news agency, etc ; (2) the Chinese orphanage
and printing-press close by at Tusewei ; and the
Chinese girls' school, female doctors' school, women's
asylum, etc., of Sengmuyu : also the Chinese hospital
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at Tungkadu, south-east of Shanghai ; the enormous
" Eurasian " girls' schools at Shanghai ; the Chinese
boys' schools at Hongkew (American Shanghai) ; and
the Chinese hospitals, etc., within the native city walls :
in addition, a little earlier, their establishments at Wuhu
up the river, where for a short time I was consul : but of
this last mentioned An Hwei group I saw comparatively
little. The work done is enormous, and when I say
that there are nearly nine hundred Jesuit stations in
Kiang Nan (/>. Kiang Su and An Hwei), each with a
chapel ; over three hundred Chinese boys' schools and
four hundred Chinese girls' schools ; and that pagans
as well as Christians are educated, I lay stress in my
own mind not so much on the ghostly as on the
mundane benefits conferred.
Under Bishop Gamier the Jesuits of Kiang Nan
seemed to hold more aloof than now from French
political ambition ; and I hope they will not, since
M. G6rard (the able French Minister who suddenly
appeared, as told in another story, at my bedside in
Hoihow) thought fit to give a strong fillip to French pro-
pagandism, endanger the legitimate moral success of their
splendid cause by mixing themselves up too much with
national rivalries. The late P. Gaillard, for instance,
has published a polemical work altogether too full of
the political anglophobia, though he himself once had
to fly to Jersey for British hospitality and protection.
The Missiofis Etranghres are seen at their best
under English protection at Penang ; and indeed it is
"TELL IT NOT IN GATH" 199
in Burma and such places, where absolute freedom and
liberality is enjoyed under the British flag, that French
missionaries display their noblest qualities, free from
the temptation to join their vivacious lay compatriots
in the congenial task of " pulling the English leg."
It is under their own not very tolerant flag, — as, for
instance, in Annam and Tonquin, — that they appear
at their second best : no Protestant missionary dares to
show his nose in Tonquin. Only in this year (1901)
some Protestants endeavoured through me to get their
Testaments translated into Annamese — or, rather, to
have their translations checked ; but, as the French have
the monopoly of that language, I find it is well-nigh
impossible. I have myself had to contrast the cold,
bare courtesy of the Hanoi bishop, who mistook me
for a ministre avec son bible^ with the warm geniality of
that noble old man, the late scholarly and distinguished
Bishop Bigandet of Rangoon. I paid three visits to the
Chinese college at Penang, where the Very Reverend
Father E. Wallays most courteously showed me
all there was to be seen. In general principle it is
conducted on the same lines as the Jesuit establish-
ment at Siccawei. At first P^re Wallays did not
half like my publishing the ** confidential " history of
his mission — in fact, it was, I believe, generally resented
as a " liberty " for a layman to take ; but he subse-
quently aided me to issue a second edition, corrected
by himself; so that he must have seen that I had, after
all, been tolerably fair.
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I saw a great deal of the Missions Etrangires in
Corea, Sz Ch'wan, Kwei Chou, Canton, Siam, Burma,
etc., etc., and have had many warm friends amongst
their members, whose courage is unquestionable ; but
their methods are sometimes a little too a^ressive
and militant to meet our views of what charity and
religion ought to be ; nor are their average men
so thoroughly grounded in scientific theology, or so
admirably disciplined, as the Jesuits; who compel
veneration and respect in China by the sheer force
of their erudition and self-denial. They have the good
sense to discern that the Chinese intellect demands
their very best men.
Lest it be supposed that I have a bias against my
own countrymen and their "average" religion, I may
just casually add that the China Inland Mission, which,
like the above two, works in Chinese clothes, has
always impressed me as doing excellent medical and
lay work, and as coming the nearest among the
Protestants to St. Paul's standard. Personally, and
for the sake of political peace, I should like to see
the China Inland Mission and the Jesuits absorb all
other rivals, and to have them left in charge of all
Chinese Christians, as friendly rivals.
PAGAN CHRISTIANS
The good Father Baptista had become quite a fashion-
able member of society since he took to riding his
" pon " into Hoihow and cracking a joke with his flock
« IN SUCH A QUESTIONABLE SHAPE " 201
(the Patrick Fitzpatrick OTooles). (I may mention to
those unacquainted with the Portuguese that there
is a colloquial tendency in that language to drop
final e\ and thus the English word poney becomes
"pon.") He was now, two years later, "bearded like
the pard," and the head of the Portuguese mission
at Singapore. At Hoihow he was unable (unless
he drew upon his slender store of altar wine)
to offer other hospftality than skinny chickens, rice,
and tea ; and lived in humble Chinese style. In his
capacious residence at Singapore he did me well at
table, and took me for a gliarry drive. We passed a
church on the way back, and he told me it was very
popular with the Chinese. I was rather surprised to
hear this, and presumed he was referring to "old
Christians " of St. Francis Xavier's time, three centuries
ago. But, to my still greater surprise, he added that
the well-disposed Chinese in question were pagans,
and that they came annually to make a sort of
pilgrimage and sacrifice to the Holy Mother — a term
which occurs in their own Pantheon. The details of
the story have escaped my memory, but it was some-
what as follows : —
A Chinese had, many years ago, been in great peril
or distress, and somehow or other a vow had been
made that, if relief were obtained, rewards would be
conferred upon the aiding spirit Relief came, and
news of it spread like wild-fire ; hence the Chinese —
i,€, those hailing from the same home villages as the
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persons immediately concerned — enthusiastically took
the matter up. Every year a sort of wake was held :
the church was thrown open ; offerings were made
to the Virgin Mary's image; and there was a general
jollification. So far as I understood Father Baptista, no
obtrusive attempt was made by him to divert this
rill of " faith " into the main stream of orthodoxy ; and
I think wisely so.
I just mention this circumstance to illustrate the
position that the Chinese as a nation are naturally
disposed to gratitude and piety ; and (though Father
Baptista was not a Jesuit) that the original Jesuit
plan of following the line of least resistance, and
availing themselves of the latent energy contained in
existing materials, is the true way to Christianise the
Chinese. For policy's sake, of course, the Jesuits
must accept the Pope's dicta ; but some thinking men
regard the Jesuits as an organisation not inferior to
the Vatican in the way of sound judgment.
Buddhist prayers were offered up by some of my
retainers for my safety whenever I left China. I
approved ; that is, I was totally indifferent to the
outward form of the prayers, so long as the person
praying was in earnest The Taoist charm granted
to me by the Taoist " Pope " was believed to have
saved me at Chungking. What docs it matter whether
the Chinese thought so or not? The Chinese do not
possess the persecuting spirit, and are disposed to
grant " free trade and open door " to all beliefs, so
''BE JUST, AND FEAR NOT" 203
long as public order is maintained in the approved
ways. As for myself, I have always selected the
Roman Catholic religion for my own juvenile educational
purposes on account of its superior discipline ; but I do
not for that reason feel bound to accept its dogmas ;
nor do I see necessity to recognise the capacity of
the Pope or any one else, Roman Catholic or
Protestant, to evolve positive judgments as to a
future, touching which we are all profoundly ignorant
I simply support him as the head of an educational
department, and I hope he and his successors will
march along with the reforms of the time. The
Christian spirit of Christ is, in my humble opinion,
as much present in Buddhism and Taoism as it is
in our Churches ; and even in Islam there is much
that resembles the Christian spirit, — which, indeed,
Islam itself recognises with respect. The Government
of India, a splendid example of tolerance, protects all
systems, "idolatry" included.
In short, it appears to me that there is only one
religion, as there is only one truth. Benjamin Disraeli
is said to have observed : " All wise men have the
same religion, but no wise man says what it is." Even
the orthodox Johnson asserts : " All denominations
of Christians have really little difference in point of
doctrine, though they may differ widely in external
forms. . . . With contests concerning moral truth,
human passions are generally mixed." There is no
indispensable truth in any belief which rests on the
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imagination ; and religion is not indispensable in truth,
which is independent of moral contest Truth is what
the straightforward, honest mind deduces or tries to
deduce from concrete facts apparent to the senses ;
and moral conviction is what the mind, which is
simply the sense of imagination, imagines as to guiding
principles. If a person imagines a thing to be true,
what he imagines must be the "faith" which com-
mends itself to his mind ; he can listen to the ex-
hortations of others if he likes ; but he himself is final
judge — that is, if he possesses any mind which he feels
equal to the task of judging. On this rational basis,
I believe, the Chinese as a nation are willing to listen,
which is the first step towards believing ; and therefore,
(as some say) towards salvation.
CHAPTER X
HUMANITAS
CHINESE TEACHERS
CHANG the Giant and his Cantonese friend Ling
A-luk were the first to inoculate me with the
Celestial virus. This was in 1867, and the Giant in-
formed me that he came from a village near Hankow.
I once more met him, "on show," at a wax-work ex-
hibition in 1883, and rather startled him by addressing
a few peremptory words to him in the local Hankow
brogue. He was then preening himself on a dais
before a bevy of admiring women, for all the world
like an emperor : his business was to write inscriptions
on fans for a small fee ; but he rose respectfully the
instant he heard "language of authority," and some-
what sadly said he was growing tired of show life, had
been cheated out of his savings, and would be glad
to go back, even as "boy," to his own land.
I daresay " city men " will recollect a typical China-
man of cunning appearance, dressed as a Celestial
bourgeois, who used to put on a semi-daft air and
parade the London streets at about that time. He was
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a Cantonese, and he also gave me a few lessons. In
1897 I saw him shuffling about Highbury in what looked
like the same old clothes he wore in 1867. He had
on felt slippers lined with straw, and appeared gouty
or rheumatic: he was then an old man. I forget
his name ; but he was a humbug and a beggar : no
fool.
There was also a Shanghai man of ruddy countenance,
dressed (as I afterwards discovered) in the style of a
boat coolie, who wore a brown pork-pie hat (as still
worn in* China), and sold packets of scent about
Lombard Street, Cheapside, and Cornhill. His name
was ChSu K'ing-fung, and he then said he had been
a Shanghai sampan man ; he possessed an English
wife. For two months he gave me instruction, and
it was a great puzzle to me to reconcile his pro-
nunciation with that of the two Cantonese and the
Hankow man above described.
Then there was a man named Liu (Lao in some
dialects), who had taken to European clothes, and had
transformed himself into " Mr. Law." He was from
Ningpo, and had been a cook on board some ship.
Apparently the missionaries had worked upon his
feelings, and had obtained for him a post as door-keeper
to one of the Sailors* Homes on the Thames bank.
He was a most regular attendant at my lodgings
from March 18 to November i, 1868, and his
knowledge of the written character was sufficient to
admit of considerable progress being made.
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During all this time the Rev. Dr. James Summers of
George Yard, Lombard Street, had been giving lessons
in " mandarin " to myself and two British missionary
students named Sadler and Bryson (the latter I saw
again at Hankow in July, 1872, hard at his work).
Dr. Summers was absolutely the only European I ever
met or heard of who could use the pencil-brush quite
as well as a Chinese ; he was even able to do the
Japanese flourishes, which are an infinitely more diffi-
cult form of calligraphy ; and there was a Japanese of
rank named Takeda who came occasionally to chat
with him and to give him lessons in fancy writing.
But Dr. Summers' " mandarin " did not in the least
correspond with the dialects of Ling, Chang (properly
Chan), Chdu, or Law.
Finally, the last part of Mr. (Sir T.) Wade's Tzii-
irh'Chi came out, and I at once set to work to clear
up the mystery of conflicting pronunciations ; the
work was subsequently reviewed at length in The
Times. But the plot only thickened, and his " tones "
were hopelessly " wrong." It was not until I actually
reached Peking in 1869 that I found I must "unlearn"
considerably. The true explanation is that, given what
we might call an ancient, or algebraical, or imaginary
average sound///, this becomes //, pik^p'il, pitsu^ hitsz^
and all manner of things, according to locality ; and its
"tone," "series," "aspiration," etc., likewise vary, just
as do its initial and final. So with every word in the
Chinese language. But there is no mystery.
• * • •
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OLD OW
During temporary sickness in 1874, my Cantonese
teacher, himself a man of brilliant intelligence, provided
me with a substitute, who bore the ancient double
surname of Ou-yang (local Ao-yong), shortened, after
Chinese custom, into Ao. He was a little, thin man
with a tremendous nose and deep, raucous voice, through
which instruments he emitted with clarion precision
the then still but half-understood Cantonese syllables ;
and above all the tones — eighteen of them : it was
almost like the braying of a jackass. This was a
revelation to me ; and the result of it was the intro-
duction of a number of new tones into scientific
Cantonese, the very existence of which tones was at
first denied by local scholars.
On my return to Canton in 1878, I bethought me
of "Old Ow," and kept him on my premises en
disponabilit^. He had once been employed as a shvye
(local sZ'ye\ or secretary, in Hu Nan ; but apparently
his rigid and Diogenes-like virtue had failed to advance
his material interests. He was, in one sense, a sort of
Chinese Carlylc, always denouncing humbugs and pre-
tenders ; extolling the ancient sages, and full of ceremony,
funerals, reverence for "bones," and all manner of
Confucian characteristics such as the " superior man "
ought to delight in. One thing he could not do, and
that was speak mandarin properly : it was therefore not
without jealousy that he heard my illiterate "boy"
"THAT OLD MAN ELOQUENT" 209
converse with me in a dialect he would have given his
right hand to speak. It was a great come-down for the
old man to have to teach a barbarian as a solace and
support for the sere and yellow leaf of life. He used to
compare me with Shih L6h (local Shek LSk) and other
monarchs of Turkish race who, fifteen hundred years
s^o, sat at the feet of Hindoo and Chinese Gamaliels,
such as Buddochinga and the bonze Hwei-sing.
One of my consuls was exceptionally endowed with
official dignity, and I was once asked to arrange for him
an interview with " Old Ow," whose nostrils positively
distended with indignation at the thought that "his
Excellency " treated teachers as servants, and would
even exact respect from him. Before he would consent
to be interviewed, I had to arrange officieusement that
both of them should stand on meeting : for myself, I
never ventured to talk to "Old Ow" until he was
seated, and always rose as he entered the room ; in
well-bred China even a viceroy rises to a teacher.
In spite of his sterling honesty and Cato-like severity,
" Old Ow " was mean and sordid to the extreme in his
private life : he used to intrigue round his arch-enemy
the " boy " in order to get a meal gratis ; furtively
swallow opium pills to conceal the fact that he had once
been an opium rou^ \ grow purple in the face when
bargaining with boatmen about a few copper cash ; and
catch rats for his dinner in order to make the coy
hair grow. He was never tired of impressing upon
me the barbarism of my nature, though he admitted
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towards the end that I was gradually becoming rather
a " ripe " barbarian under his lash. " Yet did I bear
it with a friendly shrug," — though sufferance is
decidedly not badge of all my tribe.
On the arrival in 1879 of a Hongkong cadet to study
Chinese in Canton, I lent him " Old Ow," who took the
youngster up country and taught him Cantonese very
well. A year or two later the old man was carried off
by his new patron to the barbarian stronghold of Hong-
kong, and gfiven employment in the Registrar-GeneraFs
department, where he served with great fidelity His
shrewdness and hatred of roguery made him very
useful in the matter of circumventing humbugs ; but his
loyal nature never permitted of his being utilised as a
spy or informer. He used occasionally to teach the
British military officers Chinese ; but he did not admire
their artificial style at all, and used to describe them
contemptuously as wu-niu (local moU'ngao\ or " military
cattle."
It is no exaggeration to say that " Old Ow " is, in a
way, at the bottom of modem Cantonese as now under-
stood, for he translated Sir Thomas Wade's Colloquial
Course half a dozen times into that dialect ; he was also
the first to make its " tonic " mysteries quite clear, and
to define them by fixed fonnulce. He died in harness
about ten years ago, and his portrait in oils still adorns
the public offices of Hongkong. I am not sure but that
the British Government (local) did some honour to his
uncompromising manes. At all events, the present
'* WHAT'S IN A NAME?" 211
Colonial Secretary, the Hon. J. Stewart-Lockhart
(soon, it is hoped, to be Governor), always cherished
a noble veneration for his memory ; and, indeed, he
it was who, as a cadet, first introduced "Old Ow" to
*' outer" barbarian life.
"FULL OF STRANGE OATHS"
The principle of tabu has always had a wide extension
in China. Emperors* private names may not be
uttered or printed ; parents' ditto must be avoided ;
and, generally, the whole system is and has been
developed into an occult art, according to the tastes
of each dynasty. But, apart from this, there is also
the popular tabu: mothers affect hideous names for
their children, such as " cur," " dung," and so on ; in
order to throw the devils off the scent, should they
wickedly desire to pick off attractive sons. In Canton
the practice pervades the whole of social and family
life; thus an almanac is called /'««^-jA/«^ ("generally
victorious ") instead of t^ung-shu (" general book "),
because shu also means "defeat."
One day I was running through the ancient Odes
of Confucius with " Old Ow," when I asked him :
" What sort of a plant really is the kot^ of which
clothes are made here?"
He said : " It is popularly called the ' solid-hearted
arrowroot * here in Canton, because the word kot is tabuP
I asked : " Why ? I am not aware of any emperor's
name having that sound."
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" No ; that is not it. The Supreme Court at
Hongkong, is vulgarly known as the Tdi Kot [Great
Kot^ or " Court "], and the criminal classes do not like
to invoke the word, which they regard as a sort of
Themis. And there is a still stronger reason. When
foreigfners first came, they were observed to utter a
terrible imprecation whenever they were enraged. No
one knows exactly what it means ; but I am informed
that Kot t'am is the name of an English deity, whose
wrath is called down upon the heads of luckless
Chinamen on the slightest provocation. Not only
therefore, is the word Kot carefully avoided, but the
mysterious combination Kot t'am, or Kot t'am yu hai^
is especially dreaded. It has even been heard in the
British Consulate, so no doubt you know what it
means. Now, the second of the Odes runs: ^ Kot chi
t^am hair [**How the Dolichos creeps!"], and this
whole sentence has a tendency to be tabooed ; more
especially the two essential words Kot [Dolichos] and
and t^am [creeps]."
The above explanation was given so gravely, and
with such a punctilious sense of truth, that I did not
enlighten the old man further as to barbarian ways.
The Chinese in their oaths have a decidedly Spanish
tendency ; the caratnbas^ carajos^ and harto de ajos\
which come so readily to the Spanish tongue, are not
by any means as innocent as they look. In Peking
objurgations usually take the form of insinuations about
your younger sister, or about "turtles' eggs." In
"YOU LAWYERS CAN WITH EASE" 213
Canton the mother, or, in an ascending scale, both
the parents, or even ancestors to the eighteenth degree,
have imaginary assaults delivered at their invisible
anatomy. Hence it is decidedly low for Europeans
to "swear in Chinese." The best thing is to "swear
not at all," of course ; but, if swear you must, by all
means stick to the good old-fashioned English " creep-
ing Dolichos."
A CHINESE BARRISTER
No foreigner has ever yet succeeded in obtaining a
Chinese degree, nor is it at all likely that any one
has tried ; but, as special arrangements are made for
Miao-tsz and other tribes, it is not improbable that a
European student would be admitted if he went
through the usual curriculum. On the other hand,
both Chinese and Japanese have shown that they
possess the requisite mental capacity to obtain English
degrees, and to pass the Inns of Court examinations
for call to the bar. When it is considered that, in order
to do this, the Oriental must have some knowledge
of Roman as well as of English history, it becomes
evident that, besides mastering Law, a Chinese who
can pass for call must possess considerable intellectual
power.
One of the students at the Middle Temple in 1876
was Ng Choy (the Cantonese way of pronouncing
Wu Ts'ai). The Wu family of Canton, to which it
214 HUMANITAS
is almost certain Mr. Wu must be more or less distantly
related, is no other than the " Howqua " of old Co-hong
days ; and I suppose " Howqua " may be a Portuguese
attempt to render the syllables Ng-ka, or " Wu family."
Archdeacon Gray several times took me with him to
see the family mansion. Mr. Ng, after being called
to the bar, returned to Hongkong, where he practised
for a time before the Supreme Court there. Before
long his services were requisitioned by Li Hung-chang
at Tientsin, where he remained for many years as
legal adviser, and thus obtained formal entrance into
the Chinese public service. He is no other than Wu
T'ing-fang, the present able Minister at Washington.
I often found myself at the same table with him
in " hall," but I do not think the subject of common
Chinese experiences was ever raised. At that time
he had entirely cut off his "pigtail," presumably be-
cause he then looked forward to an English rather
than to a Chinese career. At the same table there
occasionally sat a very observant but by no means
loquacious Japanese, the late Mr. Hoshi Torn. Once, in
the absence of Ng Choy, some of the students raised the
question what characters the Japanese used for writing
purposes, and doubts were thrown upon my suggestion
that all educated Japanese could write Chinese. A
test was therefore resolved upon, and a piece of paper
was inscribed with the following sentence — the first
in Confucius* Analects : " Is it not a charming thing
when a friend comes from afar ? " The future states-
"ANCIENT AND FISH-LIKE SMELL" 215
man read the paper without moving a muscle of his
face, and, true to his taciturn character, wrote the
Chinese monosyllable **»(?," which, curiously enough,
in classical language means "yes"
When a Chinese becomes a "mandarin," he adopts
an official "Christian" name, and T'ing-fang, or "hall
fragrance," is accordingly the bureaucratic designation
of Ng Choy : the idea is that of a statesman, the
sweet-smelling savour of whose reputation "fills the
court." As the Viceroy Chang ChMung said of
Chunghou, when he betrayed China to Russia :
If he cannot bequeath a fragrance for ten centuries,
At least he can leave a stench for ten thousand years.
OLD LU
This fine specimen of a Cantonese bourgeois gentleman
was pensioned off by the British Government about
1893, shortly after I last saw him; but from time to
time he wrote me a letter or two full of sympathy,
and reminding me of his existence, which, I trust, is
not yet a thing of the past During the Arrow
lorcha war of 1858 he had performed some confidential
services for Sir Harry Parkes, who, with that loyalty
to humbler colleagues which so distinguished him
beyond others of his rank who shall be nameless, took
steps to secure the Chinese writer in question a per-
manent position. Sir Brooke Robertson was also
staunch and loyal to the backbone, and would as soon
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have slashed off his right hand as cut the ground from
behind the back of a fellow Government servant : with
him " Old Lu " was safe, and " enjoyed happiness " for
many years.
The punctuality and zeal of the old man — for old he
was when he became practically my vassal in 1879 —
were most touching. He footed it all the way from his
house in the interior of the city — about three miles —
and was never late; wet or fine, he trudged back at
four o'clock : at least, / never kept him one minute after
four. He had a large family, was as honest as the
day, and could not afford the luxury of a two-bearer
chair. Sharp at ten every morning he arrived with
his umbrella, fan, and " mackintosh," pufHng and
blowing with anxiety and exertion. At Canton the
native gentry are in the habit of purchasing official
documents from the yamins^ but " Old Lu " was of so
sterling a kidney that I rarely ventured even to show
film such papers, though I knew he had observed
(more in sorrow than in anger) that I had received
such from the hands of a certain rascally " gentleman " :
it is the ** custom of the country."
" Old Lu's " great anxiety in life was lest he
should be superseded. He was quite competent
to do his work in the ordinary humdrum way ;
but he was not much of a scholar, nor was he
so rapid with his pen, or in taking down from
dictation in the " mandarin " dialect, as was his
more supple junior, who longed to supplant him, and
"FATE NEVER WOUNDS MORE DEEP" 217
really did the best part of the work. Moreover, the
senior man was a little afraid of " Old Ow," a " dark
horse " he knew I kept in the background as a private
teacher. When I wanted any letter to the Viceroy
written in really fine form, I used to get " Old Ow "
to do it for me in secret ; learn it off by heart ; and
then dictate it to " Old Lu," who was lost in wonder-
ment at my lore ; but I thought it better to be a
poseur for the nonce than to wound the old fellow's
feelings. He did not mind my " teaching " him, for
he seemed to think that " Parker '* was only a confused
diplomatic or muddled barbarian form of " Parkes," his
old patron ; but he did not like to play second fiddle
to any Chinaman.
" Old Lu " had an objectionable feature in the eyes,
or rather in the nostrils, of some consuls : he had
rather a strong smell, and a very bad set of teeth,
which made him sputter disagreeably when he spoke ;
to use the quaint and curious Chinese expression, his
wei'Mi (= stomach-vapour) was ta {=^ great).
I parted with him in 1880 in order to go to Chung-
king, three thousand miles away: the old fellow shed
tears. He used to write every new year to thank me
for what he supposed was my " protection," though, as
a matter of fact, it was impossible for me even to try
to influence the incumbent for the time being. In
1 89 1, after prolonged wanderings, I had the oppor-
tunity of looking in at Canton on my way to Hainan,
and 1 was distressed to find that the inevitable had
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taken place at last. "Old Lu," after thirty years of
faithful service, was now No. 2, and his junior had been
placed over his head ; but, I think, without any material
reduction of pay. I noticed that of the two seats at
the writing-table, the younger man occupied the
" superior " one ; and I asked explanations. The old
man turned his head aside, and could scarcely withhold
a tear and a blush of shame as he told me all this ;
but he made no complaint, and said he knew he was
a useless lump of flesh, and that he would have "got
the sack " altogether had it not been for the " influence
in Hades" of Sir Brooke Robertson and perhaps
one or two others. About the end of 1895 he heard I
had retired from the public service, and wrote to tell
me that he also had got his pension all right from the
British Government. If the British Government had
always been as patiently served by its native-born as
by its Chinese employes, its position in China would
perhaps have been better than it now is.
DOCTOR WONG
What would an English lady, sitting in the boudoir
upon her satin sofa, think if a pigtailed Chinaman
walked in, began to feci her pulse, put his ear or even
his hand to her heart, and then calmly ordered her to
loosen her dress or her chemise a little ? Yet that was
what Dr. Wong did every day. For many years he
was the sole confidential medical adviser to at least a
"STRANGER THAN FICTION" 219
dozen European ladies, whose youngsters, moreover,
he brought into the world. To an outsider arriving in
Canton he was in no way distinguishable from the
ordinary native literate, except that he wore small gold
spectacles instead of the round, native-made, tortoise-
shell goggles. The reason for this state of affairs
was that Dr. Wong was (or was supposed to be)
a Christian, who had taken his medical degree in
Edinburgh : there he had studied under the auspices
of Dr. Legge, whose influence at last obtained for him
the official support of the consuls at Canton : when I
first went there, there was absolutely no other doctor.
At first, I believe, he had worn European clothes ; and,
as he was a Pickwickian little man, with rubicund face,
and honest, twinkling eyes, in this garb he might
easily have passed for a European ; he was the very
image of the late M. Thiers, both in face and size.
But tight European " togs " are uncomfortable in the
muggy climate of Canton ; so he soon began to " let
his hair grow," and to slily coil the pigtail inside his
hat When his consulting practice was firmly assured ;
when old Sir Brooke Robertson, his friend and sponsor,
and the ladies of the foreign community had been
broken in to his morning pulse and tongue inspections,
(they could themselves tolerate no clothing beyond
a thin dressing-gown on a damp summer's day); he
thought a nice, clean silk or grass-cloth {ko() robe
would set off his figure just as well as clammy ducks
or frowsy alpaca. The ice thus once broken, he went
220 HUMANITAS
on to "drop his pigtail," put on regular Chinese un-
mentionables, carry a fan instead of a cane, and wear
orthodox thick paper shoes.
He was exceedingly respected by all Europeans ; but
he did not care much about " society " ; which, in Canton,
means eating and drinking too much, wasting time,
sweating in uncomfortable clothes, and going to church ;
one and all of which Dr. Wong (like myself) found
most dismal entertainments. But I often went over to
Dr. Wongf's *' diggings " on the Honam side of the river,
(which is locally called hoi^ " the sea "), and discussed
matters with him. He had a great respect for surgery,
of which the Chinese are totally ignorant, and he kept
up his reading very well ; but he was no great believer
in " medicine," except a few notorious specifics, such as
quinine, mercury, opium, iodides, etc. ; nor do I believe
that, in his heart of hearts, he was a Christian ; — that
is, he did not care for, nor associate much with any
of the missionaries ; he did not go to either church or
chapel (towards the end) ; nor did he accept any man's
views as to what he ought to believe or disbelieve.
Yet he was one of the most " Christian " men I ever
met ; and in kindness, truthfulness, and virtue he was
as good as any average priest or parson : perhaps
better.
He was never married, and lived with his sister ; in
purely Chinese style so far as his esoteric arrangements
{i.e, all but the surgery) were concerned ; destitute of
wife or concubine : he never drank or smoked, not even
WHAT SAYS THE LEECH? 221
tobacco ; he was a great believer in Chinese simples :
so was I, and I always cured myself of fevers, sore eyes,
chills, and such like things by taking "old women's"
remedies. I have mentioned an old Hakka woman at
the^^am^n, who used to cut the grass, feed the deer, and
bury Sir Brooke's superannuated dogs and cats: she
was a quite good enough " consulting physician " for
me ; and I several times accepted her prescriptions,
which were approved by Dr. Wong. Even Abb^ Hue
bears witness to the excellence of Chinese tisanes.
Well, at last, poor Wong developed a fearful carbuncle
on the back of his neck, and it carried him off. There
was a rush from all sides for his practice ; but as a
young American happened to be on the spot, he got
it ; and so there was an end, probably for ever, of
Chinese lady-doctors, or, rather, doctors for ladies.
In connection with this subject I may mention that
the Japanese show the highest aptitude in physic ; in
Corea I never even consulted any but Japanese
physicians, though there were plenty of Americans,
naval and other. I once had quinsy, lumbago, and
ureteritis, all at once ; brought on by getting wet, in
thin clothes, on a windy day ; but the clever physicians
Dr. Tanaka and Dr. Aoki pulled me admirably through
all my ailments : their training was German. The
Japanese are patient, and do not guess at ailments ;
they always try to get to the " bottom -rock " of
everything.
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THE CHINESE LETTRE
There were several teachers at Wfinchow, besides the
one whose portrait is given here, but none of them
were sympathetic or characteristic enough to be worthy
of description. The Yangchow man was the official
writer, and manifestly an individual of refined and
scholarly temperament; but it was equally plain that
he entertained no admiration for the barbarian, nor
would he ever enter into a confidential conversation,
except on purely literary matters : his attitude was
coldly correct. The native Wfinchow teacher belonged
to the half-starved, literary-hack class, who are too poor
to think of anything beyond a daily fill of rice for
themselves and their brood of chicks. He knew all the
missionaries, and ridiculed in a good-humoured way
the efforts of all but the Roman Catholic — an Italian,
whom he and all other Chinese (except Catholic
converts) feared and hated, chiefly because they did
not understand the discipline and mystery of Catholic
ways. The old Buddhist priest from the temple hard by
was a mediaeval production : like nearly all Chinamen,
he was shrewd, and by no means ignorant of the vices
of mankind ; but he was thoroughly humble, honest,
and kind-hearted ; just (to excessive leniency), and
willing to listen to reason : within the narrow limits
of his mind and habits, I found him the best instructor
of all : he was a sort of natural-born John Henry
Newman, of coarse fibre.
"WOMAN WILL, OR WONT" 223
The Ningpo man was specially employed in order
to describe official rascalities, and to illustrate the
etymological connection of dialects between the north
and south halves of Ch^h Kiang. His chief charac-
teristic was subtlety, of the cynical and unrelenting kind
only conceivable in a country where it is indispensable
for a poor man to curry favour with and to avoid offend-
ing the great. We used to read novels together, and he
was wont to explain with the most cold-blooded pre-
cision the various arts of the harem hinted at therein,
the science of which proves that neither Turks nor
Frenchmen are capable of teaching John Chinaman
very much in that particular line ; one of the most
uncomfortable of his stories was how women occa-
sionally got rid of men by running a bristle deftly
into the navel of a sleeping lover.
Another European, or, rather, an American, employed
this Ningpo teacher too ; and on the occasion of a riot,
when all the foreign houses were destroyed in one night
by fire, the wily Chinaman obtained the great oppor-
tunity of his life \.o faire fortune. He sent in a claim for
about twelve suits of silk clothes, a valuable library,
and various watches and jewels. His American
master assured me that he originally arrived from
Ningpo with a bundle weighing about two pounds in all,
and I myself had never seen him wear more than two
greasy shifts : but his explanation was ingenious : he
had kept clothes and heirlooms suitable to his rank
carefully by, until such time as he could have saved
224 HUMANITAS
enough to wear them ; the valuable books of reference
were necessary in order to hunt up the profound posers
with which I and his other employer were always
plying him ; and he was responsible to friends for
their value ; his savings (in Hongkong Bank notes)
had perished in the flames.
A few days after his " list of claims " had been
privately sent in to me through the American, I took
the rogue by surprise, and asked him to write down
what he had lost. He gave me a knowing look of
deadly depth, and then proceeded to think. I said :
" Surely you need not think so long about it ; you
must know how many pairs of trousers and coats
you had." But he was too much for me : he managed
to recollect infallibly all he had written before ; and
so, in the absence of proof that he was lying, I
passed his claim, which was duly paid. My own boy
had the impudence to put in a claim for one hundred
and twenty dollars, for "the first week's refreshments
supplied to the distressed missionaries " ; but when I
called him a scoundrel, and told him I was entertaining
them at my own expense, he said : " There is no need
to be angry ; I withdraw it. Six dollars will cover the
whole. Of course I thought you would send in a
claim, and I wanted to make a little money out
of it too, like the Ningpo man."
These little matters well instance the difficulty in
which a missionary is often bond fide placed. If he
declines to assist his convert, who may have suffered
"THREE POETS IN THREE AGES BORN" 225
during an attack upon the mission, he knows perfectly
well the mandarins will not do so : if he does assist,
then he exposes himself to the risk of aiding a fraud,
and to the reproach of allowing rascally Chinese to
avail themselves of his troubles in order to obtain
extortionate compensation for themselves.
CHINESE POETRY
It is impossible to enter into the soul of an alien race
without gaining some slight insight into its popular
ballad literature and poetry. The following is a
translation, as nearly as possible word for word, of the
very first of the ancient "classical" odes of the Shi
King^ as collected and classified by Confucius. I trans-
lated and published it about twenty-two years ago in
these words ; (the original consists of four syllables
to each line): —
As the osprays woo
On the river ait,
So the graceful lass
Hath her manly mate.
As the coy marsh-flowers
Here and there do peep,
So the graceful lass
In his wakeful sleep.
But he seeks in vain,
Brooding night and day.
Ah me ! Ah me !
Tossing rest away t
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As the coy marsh-flower
Chosen here and there,
So the graceful lass;
He's in tune with her.
As the coy marsh-flower
Gathered here and there,
So the graceful lass;
Bells now ring for her.
The remarkable part about it is that a poem sung and
written down between two thousand and three thousand
years ago should be quite intelligible, in all dialects,
at the present day. — At the same time were published
translations of about fifty other poems, not by any
means all of which it was so easy to confine within the
bounds of English rhyme as the above ; but the
following is a singularly tender and beautiful ex-
ception : —
Thou, (sweet and gentle lass !)
Wert behind this wall to stay;
Eager to see thy face,
Have I fretted time away.
Thou, (fair and gentle lass!)
Gav'st me this pretty pen ;
Pretty it seemed to me.
For I thought of thee again.
— And this rustic weed she brought! —
Precious art thou, and fair t
LoveHness, true, not thine,
Yet lovely because of her!
But perhaps the most touching of all is an historical
poem composed over two thousand years ago by a
"PITY 'TIS, 'TIS TRUE" 227
Chinese girl of rank, who had been given in marriage,
for political purposes, to a toothless old Tartar king
in the region of modem Hi. I introduced it to the
notice of the public about seven years ago, in the
shape of a " text " to an Essay upon Chinese Philology
{Giles' Dictionary) ; but it has been reserved to a
sympathetic German fellow-student in the sinological
field to render it into a language perhaps more apt
even than the English to express sentimental feeling.
With great ingenuity the skilful translator has given,
not only a translation, almost word for word, but even
(as nearly as possible) the same number and order of
syllables for each verse as in the original : —
Mein Geschlecht hat mich
Achf verm&hlt,
Mich geschickt, weit, weit!
In die Welt.
In dem femen Land
Der WU'Sun^
Ach 1 des KOnig's Weib
Bin ich nun.
Ach 1 in einem Zelt
Wohn' ich jetzt,
Und die Hauswand, Filz
Mir ersetzt.
Meine Speise ist
Fleisch allein,
Kumyss schenkt dazu
Man mir ein.
Ach li es brennt mein Herz
Seit ich hierf
Mir der Heimath denkt's
For und fOr.
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HUMANITAS
Gelber Kranich sein
MOcht ich gleich,
FlOg' dann schnell zurQck
In mein Reich.
The English might run : —
My folk have wedded me,
Here, toward
The ends of the world, to a
Tartar lord.
A tent is my mansion and
Felt its wall,
Milk to drink, flesh to eat;
This is all.
Ah 1 but 'tis sad to dwell
Here alone ;
Would I were winged to fly
Back to homel
In the original Chinese there are only twelve lines,
each line containing alternately five or three mono-
syllables. It will thus be seen that the English
language is, after all, the one which can best imitate
the terse composition of the forlorn maiden, which
requires doubling in bulk for expression in intelligible
German : but neither of the two can adequately express
the simple vigour of the Chinese.
CHAPTER XI
ARMY AND NAVY
THE CHINESE ARMY
IN the winter of 1870 three of us were returning
south in a sleet-storm one evening, after some
weeks* travel on horseback in the region of the Great
Wall ; we were making for a town called Shih-hiah,
one day's journey from the well-known Kupeh K'ou
Pass, in the neighbourhood of the Eastern Tombs ;
drenched, sullen, and miserable. A jingle of bells
advancing caused us to look up, and there was a
comfortable-looking little barber, wearing a pork-pie
hat and carrying his brass basin, jauntily urging on his
sleek donkey at full speed. He shook his open hand
in such a cheerful way as he shouted : " There's not a
single place to be had," that one of my companions
growled : " I'd like to screw the fellow's neck round."
When we reached the outskirts of the town, we
were rather rudely accosted by some soldiers ; as we
advanced, they increased in numbers, grew threatening,
and used insolent language. It seemed, from what the
innkeepers told us, that five thousand men had arrived
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that day in connection with some Russian scare far
away towards the north, and in quartering themselves
upon the town they had occupied every nook and
corner of each available room in it.
Our plight was indeed a wretched and hopeless
one, especially when, in approaching an enclosure
bedecked with lamps and flags, we overheard the
words " General Ch'ang," and perceived, from the
haughty bearing of the guards, that we were now at
the entrance to the ya (headquarters). Suddenly an
inspiration came over me, and a desperate resolve seems
to have formed itself without any conscious cerebration.
I turned my horse's head straight into the gateway,
shouting out : " Conduct me instantly to his Excellency
Ch'ang: we have documents issued by Prince Kung
in our possession, and the man who insults the
Imperial seal had better look out for his head."
This " tall order " had at least the effect of temporarily
dispersing the soldiers, who were now angrily pulling
at the bridle to jostle me back ; and soon a sub-officer
came quietly but dubiously forward to parley. However,
I protested the "case" was so serious that General
Ch'ang in person must explain the insulting attitude
of his men ; so, after a wrangle outside the tent or
shed (we could not see through the darkness very
clearly) in which the commander was taking his ease,
I was admitted individually, the other two remaining
outside in the wet.
Ushered into a small anteroom, I there had a
"FOR THIS RELIEF MUCH THANKS" 231
second wrangle with the clerks or secretaries, and had
to exhibit my papers — simply a huge passport issued
by Prince Kung as head of the Foreign Office. This
was taken in, and the three names we then used. Pa
(Parker), Pu (Bullock), and Kia (Gardner), seem to have
at once exercised some unexplained effect upon the
old general ; for, on my half forcing and half protesting
my way into his sanctum^ in feigned indignation at
this discourtesy of his to officials of rank and position,
he came towards me with a delighted air, taking both
my hands in his. He styled me " General Pa," and
said how charmed he was to meet me again.
Not in the least understanding this unexpected move-
ment, I suggested to him that as Generals Pu and Kia
were out in the rain and the cold, I could not well accept
his hospitality until they should have been admitted too.
They received from me as they entered a hasty hint
to " follow the leader " in their conversation ; and then
we all sat down in a nice warm room over pipes and
tea, to chat over our former joint military operations
or frontier delimitations in the north. Everything
went off without a hitch, and we all grew enthusiastic,
and even Jolly. We never succeeded in finding out
what it all meant ; but we wanted lodgings, and
General Ch'ang soon got them for us. That was the
main point Apparently he mistook us for some
Russian officers he had once met ; and, as the circum-
stances were very urgent for us, we did not think it
necessary to disabuse him.
232 ARMY AND NAVY
A WARRIOR IN TROUBLE
At the best of valuations Chinese military officers
are always regarded by civilian mandarins with that
mixture of awe and contempt which we accord to
professional pugilists, and all the more so because the
bravest of them are wont to have been dangerous
rebels, who have turned " king's evidence," or have been
bought over ; for instance, Lao Vinh-phuc, the ex-
Black Flag, now the military mainstay of Canton, is
one of that ilk. Matters have become worse since
i860 by the sale of office, the dearth of substantive
promotions, and the superfluity of officers stranded after
the recent wars and rebellions. Hence it is not un-
common for a man in charge of a corporal's guard to
have colonel's brevet rank, or for a gunboat captain
to be a provincial-general in theory. My own servant
was once offered a colonelcy, simply because he stood
well up in his shoes ; and my learned friend Dr. Hirth
accidentally discovered that his "horse-boy" was a
major. Hence the point of the following story will
not be so completely lost as if I had not " opened up
my thesis " (as the Chinese essay-writers say) in the
above way.
One stifling autumn day a card was brought to me
in my office, and I was informed that " the General
of Yun Nan" had something important to say. A
common-looking individual, more like a tailor than a
warrior, was duly ushered in, and, of course, gradually
"OUTRUN THE CONSTABLE AT LAST" 233
brought his subject round to "borrowing money," — as
nearly all Chinese seem to do when they call to pay
compliments to a stranger. It is useless to argue with
people who invent lies to meet every objection, so I
simply said : " Will you kindly take a seat in the ne^tt
room, and I will give you a letter to the A/>«?"
(The hien pays piper for all seniors who "subscribe.")
I then wrote in the consul's name : " I presume this
man is a genuine general, as he shows his papers ;
but, if so, it is evident that the Chinese authorities of
Canton should themselves get up a subscription for
him ; that is to say, if one of the Emperor's military
officers is positively short of cash : the British Consulate
has really nothing to do with such matters."
Nothing more was heard of the case for some weeks :
it had been forgotten ; when one day a petition was
placed in my hands : it was from the gallant general,
who was " doing time " in the hieris prison, and entreated
the consul " for his old mother's sake " to get him out.
It was not difficult to do this, and we did it : but what
puzzled me, and what was never explained, was how
a mere father-and-mother mandarin of low rank could
presume to imprison a man with a red button. Not
only a hien is, but even his superiors are very careful
not to make a literary man kneel, or to humiliate him
in any way ; at least until the formality of " removing
his button " shall have been gone through by the
viceroy or the governor.
The man was really a common soldier, or at the
234 ARMY AND NAVY
most a corporal or sergeant ; apparently brevet titles
had been scattered broadcast during the Panthay wars,
just as the receipts and bonds for supplies to the Yiin
Nan army were regarded at Canton as waste paper :
one man, indeed, tried to get the British Consulate
to "collect" such a bond. I was horrified when the
skeleton of the unfortunate general came to thank me
for my " kindness." I felt very sorry for having been
the real cause of his misery, and as a penalty for my
oflfence presented him with five dollars out of my own
pocket, in order that he might hie himself back at
least part of the way to Yiin Nan ; and to his " owloo "
mother.
A GALLANT ADMIRAL
In these unpretending character pourtrayals I do
not aim so much at sketching Chinese idiosyncracies
upon general lines, as at giving definite facts as they
occurred, before my own eyes, in connection with
specific individuals ; hence I sum up for the jury as
rarely and as little as I can, leaving that useful body
(public opinion) to form its own verdict, subject to
the indispensable " directions " on points of law and
practice which are rightly reserved to the ermine.
But Admiral Ho Tsin-shen of Ichang was so ex-
ceptionally loyal, popular, efficient, and agreeable a
mandarin that I really must "spread myself out" a
little upon Hu Nan men in general, of whom he was
one. As he himself said to me, when I enthusiastically
"PILLARS OF THE STATE" 235
praised him straight to his jolly fat face : " Hu Nan Jen
pu-p^a-ssl* which runs best naturally, word for word,
into " pidjin," as ** Hu Nan man no fear die." It is
true. There is an indescribable something in the
Hu Nan character which differentiates it from all other
Chinese local character. The majority of both civil and
military officials throughout the Empire are Hu Nan
men, and, speaking generally, no mean action ever
comes from Hu Nan: Hu-nani nihil a me alienuvi
puto. That may seem rather a sweeping statement
for a province which has always (up to very
recently) been implacably anti-Christian ; but how
pleasant to add that, since a few really patient and
considerate missionaries, like Griffith John, have quietly
proved their disinterestedness to the Hu Nan people,
there is now no part of China where prospects are
more hopeful! — that is, so long as religion is tolerant
and human. I feel convinced Hu Nan will never be
a successful Roman Catholic field. We must not
confuse an essentially truthful and loyal mind which
occasionally errs, with the contrary class of mind
which preserves, or tries to preserve, an impeccable
attitude. The Hu Nan mind is honest, and the ^
body is honest too ; the people are poor and
durable, like their native homespun ; the dialects are
so rough that it is not easy to be intimate —
possibly for that reason there is a certain Scotch
clannishness : any way, as a rule Hu Nan bodies of
men (soldiers, etc) must be commanded by officers
236 ARMY AND NAVY
of their own province ; outsiders can never be '* in "
with them unless they learn the dialects. The
province has never, I think, been conquered ; has never
furnished a dynasty, or set up in rebellion, or been
the head of a separate empire : it is as virgin as
the temperament of its inhabitants. Such fine men
as Tsfing Kwoh-fan, P'6ng Yiih-lin, Tso Tsung-t'ang,
and Liu K'un-yih could only hail from Hu Nan.
Admiral Ho "sat" for many years as Brigadier-
General of the Ichang division ; but his chief service
to the public at large was done in connection with
the navigation of the gorges and the rapids ; he also
had under him a very efficient life-saving " navy,"
locally called " red boats." One of these accompanied
me most of the way up river; and one is stationed
at every dangerous spot, in order to render gratuitous
assistance to any and every person. If (as daily
happens) a cargo-junk breaks adrift, gets into a
whirlpool, or snaps her rope above a rock, out flies
a red boat like a spider from some concealed nook,
and with a few sweeps of her powerful oars is on
the spot within a few seconds to seize on (and save,
not devour) the poor struggling flies.
I exchanged visits with Admiral Ho, and we had
lunch and "drinks" together. He was not in the
faintest degree blatant or boastful, but he told me of
his work, and of the pleasure he felt in his usefulness.
He was personally acquainted with ** every inch" of
the rapids, and had published an Itinerary, giving full
"THE LAW OF MEDES AND PERSIANS" 237
particulars touching every rock, eddy, race, whirlpool,
and danger for two hundred miles. This I translated
and published (in substance) twenty years ago : it forms
the basis of all our earliest European notions about the
"navigation of the rapids."
Admiral Ho's men were as loyal and hearty as
himself, and made my journey upwards a keen
pleasure throughout A few years later he **went
back" to his original family of Lo, his services being
required in connection with the operation of what the
Chinese call " borrowing a cock for eggs," — i,e. adopt-
ing and readopting ; or, if necessary, marrying two
women and founding two separate families. As
Chang-^rh put it : *^ One lamp lights two bedrooms."
A SOLDIER OF THE OLD SCHOOL
T'lEN Tsai-t'ien ("Fields within fields") was a
native of Shan Tung, and occupied the important
post of Chungking Brigadier when I was there in
1 880- 1. The then Viceroy of Canton, Chang Shu-
sheng, had been an old comrade-in-arms, and so soon
as he heard I was going to Sz Ch'wan, he volunteered
to give me a letter of introduction to T'ien, which
civility secured me many succulent Chinese dinners and
merry friends. Brigadier T'ien appeared to be a man
of fifty-five years, but, being a heavy opium-smoker
and emaciated, he might have seen fewer. In 1859 he
had already been Brigadier of T'ai-yiian Fu in Shan Si,
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whence he was ordered oflf to Yiin Nan to assist in
quelling the Mussulman revolt. He did not go, how-
ever, but served during the next two years against
the northern branch of the Taiping rebels, known as
the Nien Fei. One of his fellow-officers engaged on
this duty was the Judge Wu T'ang, afterwards for
many years Viceroy of Sz Ch'wan : in 1861 they
both gained great credit through achieving the relief
of Suh Chou in North An Hwei, a spot which from
200 B.C. to A.D. 1900 has always been a point de
repaire for rebels of the " Boxer " type.
I used to go about once a month to little tete-d-tite
dinners with T'ien Tsai-t'ien in his own yamin : his
wife and daughters were allowed to giggle behind a
screen, but he never accorded me a glance at their
" coy and furtive graces " ; nor did they. In the middle
of dinner he always used to "ask leave" for about
twenty minutes in order to fortify himself with a
smoke, in which solace his wife heartily joined ;
besides that they smoked all night together, and rose
in the afternoon. I used to employ these odd
moments between courses by "coughing" and other-
wise " carrying on " with the mysterious persons
behind the screen ; but of course in strict propriety,
and following the laws of the game, — i.e, never rising
from my seat in order to peep.
The military feebleness of the gallant brigadier
was as striking as his civil behaviour. He made no
secret of the fact that he was " enjoying happiness "
"THE BLOOD OF ALL THE HOWARDS" 239
as a reward for past hardships. He peculated more
than half the pay allowed for his legions, which
existed to so very nebulous an extent that, on
the memorable occasion when I was attacked by
the populace, I did not even send word to him ; but
called upon the magistrate (a doughty Mongol) to come
in person with his effective police. After the " row "
was over. Brigadier T'ien, as the official of highest
rank, was chairman at a consolatory banquet given
to me by all the civil and military officials (at
the Mongol hieri^ expense). It was exceedingly hot ;
and so, after greetings had been exchanged between
all the guests in full uniform, he and the taotai proposed
that the company should sit barebacked, with nothing
but our trousers on. (I may mention that even
princes do this at Peking in the summer time.) I was
unable to yield to these blandishments beyond the
limit of the singlet ; and so they, to accommodate
my modesty, did not strip beyond their very grimy
cotton shirts. On this occasion my " boy " was invited,
two days before the feast, to cook a foreign dish ;
but he resisted so violently that I could not help
suspecting some chinoiserie behind his indignation :
it transpired that "if you happen to take something
that disagrees with you, they will say I did it." I
must confess the idea of poison had independently
struck me too ; but I felt confident (not in their virtue,
but) that under the circumstances it would not pay
my hosts to get rid of me in that way ; moreover, I
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had not been in any way " nasty," and Chinese officials
will not injure you so long as you are genial. The
Brigadier-General opened the feast by pledging me in
a cup of "almond tea," — enough to poison a Quakers'
party : but I drained it off at one breath.
I chiefly remember T'ien Tsai-t'ien on account of
some scientific information he gave me about Norfolk-
Howards. I was relating how curious it was that
my curtains were always covered with them in the
inns, but that they never touched me. He said :
" Don't you know the best way to deal with them ?
I always sleep barebacked, and they don't like being
either on or under the coverlet ; so, when I feel that
two or three are gathering in a convenient part of my
shoulder, by an ingenious twist I just get them on the
corner of the pillow and crush them without having to
get up, leaving them to dry there in a cake." The
Chinese pillow is a hard aff'air, constructed out of
bamboo or wood, covered with oil-silk ; the neck of
the sleeper (not the head) rests on the smooth shank,
and the two ends spread out so that the pillow stands
on the four hard points whichever way you turn it :
hence T'ien's shrewd scheme.
THE CHINESE NAVY
Admiral Lang was just succeeding nicely in his
arduous and self-sacrificing task of instilling ideas of
discipline into the new and costly Chinese navy, re-
organised under the superintendence of the Emperor's
"THY HABIT RICH, NOT GAUDY" 241
father (died 1891), when by a stupid insult from one
of his captains on cruise, weakly countenanced by
the vacillating Li Hung-chang, the connection was
summarily cut short, and the gallant officer declined,
in the absence of apology, to continue longer in Chinese
employ than was absolutely necessary to bring the
cruise to an end. Admiral Ting (a mere dummy) and
Admiral Lang were joint " admiral in command," for the
purposes of the Singapore cruise ; but when Admiral
Ting left Hongkong for a short run to Hoihow
(taking the opportunity to run aground and damage
his ship there), the next Chinese captain in command
at Hongkong hauled down the Admiral's flag, and
had the impudence to hoist his own as ''senior
officer remaining in the Admiral's absence"; thus
ignoring the seniority of his own instructor, and the
participation of the second flesh in the one and in-
divisible substance.
However, I knew nothing of these matters then : all
I knew was that my friend Admiral Ting, whom I had
last seen on July 4, 1885, at Chemulpho, had turned up
at Pagoda Anchorage with half a dozen brave ironclads.
Knowing also that Admiral Lang was engaged in
working up the fleet into shape and discipline, and
would therefore at once detect any flaws in my
irregular "uniform," 1 decided to utilise a tall hat I
had just brought out from England, and to go on
board in *' semi-state," or " Hyde Park costume."
Off the gig went in fine style, the boatmen in
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their well-washed uniforms and fine, broad-brimmed
straw hats, edged with blue, and each with a little
Union Jack sewn on to it. The human apparition in
the tall hat sat in the stern-sheets, and handled the
ropes with that deftness born of long local practice;
and so at last we came smartly alongside. Never,
I believe, in the history of Pagoda Anchorage had
a tall silk hat been seen before; never, certainly, had
one been seen in a gig on official visits bent. As we
neared the right ironclad (having first gone to the
wrong one), I noticed the two deck-officers spying
out with their telescopes the curious object sitting in
the stern. When I stepped on to the quarter-deck
and saluted, the lieutenant once more scanned the hat,
closely examined the card, and asked, in reply to
my query : " Is the Admiral on board ? " : " Which
Admiral ? "
I said : " Whichever is on board."
He said : " Well, neither is on board. May I ask
who you are?"
I replied : " There is my flag."
" What is your rank ? I wish to fire a salute."
" Oh I not at alL Our men-of-war seldom salute in
port ; besides, you see, I have not come in uniform."
He looked at the hat once more, and having hurriedly
consulted what looked like either a flag-book or a
hand-book, repeated : " Certainly, I must fire a salute."
As I shuffled down, somewhat doubtfully, if not
abjectly, into the gig, a piping began : I heard
"FROM LIVELY TO SEVERE" 243
scamperings of feet, and noticed the quartermaster
fumbling at his halyards. Under these circumstances,
I thought I had better "easy oars," so as not to
reach the wharf before the guns went off, if he was
resolved to let them off; at the same time placing
the gig out of the line of fire, lest the "dreadful
engines " should be loaded by mistake with shot or
shell. But for some unexplained reason the guns never
did go off after all.
" What are they doing, Jack ? " I asked (too proud
to look back).
" No makey nuffin, massa,'' replied honest Jack.
" Then go ahead ! " And dejectedly we betook us
home.
The next day (Sunday) the gallant Captain Pocock
(afterwards murdered) and myself \yere privately
" tiffining " with Admiral Lang ; in mufti, of course ;
and I told the above story by way of capping others of
the same kind related by him. But Admiral Lang
took the matter seriously, and announced his intention
of teaching the deck-officers a lesson. Orders were
given to get the saluting guns ready at once "for
the British Consul." We had nothing to go off in
but a dirty old Chinese sampan^ without a flag of
any kind ; and we were both dressed in common
tweed suits. However, as we stepped in, up went
the signal : " Hoist the Union Jack." The sampan
wabbled off, we two steadying ourselves, as we re-
spectfully stood up, against the mat roofing of Captain
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Pocock's hired craft ; and thus I received the belated
honour of seven guns on a Sunday afternoon.
It was probably this stupid treatment of Admiral
Lang by the supercilious Chinese that subsequently
delivered their fleet indirectly into Japanese hands.
AN INSTIGATOR OF REBELLION
On one occasion subsequent to the British occupation
of Bhamo, a sudden rush was stated to have been made
on that place by the Chinese ; but as I was not there
at the time, I merely allude to the fact, or the tradition,
as showing that such a risk was contemplated, and
guarded against as being always possible.
One day my Chinese fing-cJiai approached me very
mysteriously, and said in a whisper that certain news
had reached his ears to the effect that a Burmese
fugitive pretender had commissioned a Chinese soldier
to carry the princely seal over the frontier and levy
troops in the vicinity of Bhamo, in order to stir up
revolt. He was so very anxious that I, too, should
speak in a whisper, that I naturally enquired what
immediate danger there was to me. He then made
the uncomfortable announcement that the soldier in
question was actually in my own house at that moment,
and that he had obtained nominal employment there
as cook to my writer. The fing^diars suspicions had
first been aroused by the soldier's asking in a round-
about but persistently ** casual " way in which corner of
1
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"AM I MY BROTHER'S KEEPER?" 245
the room I slept, and whether I was always armed.
By degrees the above information was wormed out of
the man in a thoroughly Chinese way, — carefully
described to me, but unnecessary and tedious to relate
here at length. The writer was pronounced by my
informant quite innocent of collusion, and the soldier's
motive in ascertaining all about me was stated to be
the desire to prevent me, as the only official person
likely to detect the plot, from fixing responsibility
upon the Chinese abettors. It was also suggested
that he wanted revenge for the surrender of his comrade
the murderer, {vide p. 142).
Several days elapsed before it was possible to effect
the man's arrest in legal form, and meanwhile my
head rested rather uneasily o' nights upon its pillow.
Nothing of a compromising nature was found on the
man's person ; but it accidentally turned out that he
had been shadowed on several occasions to a Chinese
barber's shop ; that, however, was not considered very
important by the t'ing-ch'aL But I thought differently.
This barber was at once requested to come and cut
my hair ; and as he jauntily walked in, armed with
his tonsorial implements, I suddenly clutched him
by the collar, and asked : ** Where's that seal ? " Of
course he pretended to be totally ignorant of what I
was talking about; but when he saw the t'tng-ch'at
grimly eying him, and heard of the soldier's arrest ;
when he was, moreover, informed that his shop was
going to be searched, he at last decided, after a long
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series of attempts at denial, to admit the fact that the
soldier bad one day requested permission to bury
some unknown object for safety in his (the barber's)
shop, whilst he (the soldier) was engaged upon " other
matters." To his own shop he was at once taken under
escort, and there the seal was at last found, buried some
depth beneath the floor. The barber's services were
afterwards utilised as an informer in order to trace
the ramifications of the alleged plot, and the soldier
was brought up for trial, or, rather, for examination.
There was evidence that a certain number of Chinese
desperadoes had really been in touch with the mentha^
or Burmese " prince," and it seemed likely that some
ill-defined intrigue had really been contemplated by the
prisoner ; moreover, the unfortunate soldier was quite
unable to explain on any intelligible hypothesis his
possession of a Burmese royal seal : the allegation that
he used it for "stamping cakes with " was scarcely
acceptable to the most charitably disposed mind. But
there was no real evidence on which to convict in due
English form of any serious offence ; and so the man
was simply dealt with under local ordinance as a
vagabond without visible means of subsistence, and
removed from Bhamo for a period of surveillance.
CAPTAIN CH'^N
The Chinese mandarindom may (without disrespect to
either of them) be compared with certain defective parts
of the British army organisation before the Boer war.
*' BACKING YOUR FRIENDS" 247
Excellent principles, smart uniforms, little responsibility,
so long as " form " was maintained ; great dignity
unmistakable "position," with now and then an agree-
able outing ; but above all, absence of thoroughness,
preparation, and capacity to deal promptly and
effectively with sudden situations. (I do not include
the admirably Indian army in these remarks.) Hende
it comes to pass that service "sticks" and service
"hacks" are too often developed in both cases out of
well-disposed and " correct," but unpractical men ; whilst
in times of danger or emergency unexpected outsiders
come to the front, and by the sheer force of their
ability elbow aside the more ornamental administra-
tors, who dodge about between red tape and divided"
responsibility for their own official safety. I, for one,
believe the Boer war will do our "leisured classes" a
power of good, if only through showing common men
like myself that dukes are as ready as cooks to be
shot at when the old country's honour is in question.
Captain Ch'^n's one secret of success was that he
possessed the rare faculty of seeing straight before his
nose, instead of diplomatically envisaging objects round
the corner, or juggling with facts in order to " round
off" the situation (as the native literary men express
it). I am not sure but what I myself had unwittingly
something to do with his rise ; at all events, he was
first discovered by me in the act of superintending
the construction of some new forts at Hoihow, destined
to command the straits between the French port of
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Haiphong and the English colony of Hongkong ; and
my able colleague Julius Neumann of the Maritime
Customs spoke of him very highly. This military con-
struction work had probably been ordered by the
energetic Viceroy Chang Chl-tung, who had been suc-
ceeded at Canton by the rapacious but courtly Li
Han-chang (elder half-brother of Li Hung-chang) shortly
before I arrived on the spot. Captain Ch'fin personally
supervised the works with great energy ; he had his
men under complete control ; possessed European
specifications and plans which enabled him to construct
really serviceable forts ; and made himself agreeable to
all those foreign officials who came in his way, — and
were reciprocally disposed towards him. At last, as a
reward for this special service, he was unexpectedly
promoted at one bound to the important acting post of
military commandant, or "colonel," at Hoihow. This
gave him a large yamen of his own, and considerable
state ; his supposed " influence " with the barbarian
even led his civil superior the taotai (practically governor
of the island) to occasionally entrust him with delicate
** diplomatic " negotiations. And thus I left him ; but I
do not know if he is still in favour.
However, the point is this. Captain Ch'^n was
such a " straight " man that you could extract
definite information on esoteric matters from him ; and
I was thus able to confirm, under ocular illustration,
certain floating notions I had possessed about Chinese
yamin life. He had a wife — pass^e^ of course — who
'*A LION AMONG LADIES" 249
ruled the roast in that watchful and relentless way in
which capable Frenchwomen cTun certain Age rule a busy
caft^. Captain Ch't^n bought, sold, and exchanged con-
cubines freely, this freedom evidently being the common
basis upon which agreeable " terms " had been made be-
tween himself and his wife. ** You have the pleasure ;
I have the power." Like a sensible man, he always
showed formal respect to his wife ; and, although he
never took her to the various forts, camps, and war-
junks in or on which he was from time to time
employed for months at a stretch, he always consulted
her ; left the purse-strings in her charge ; and gave her
" feminine " command over all the concubines and
"slaveys" not actually with him.
Captain Ch'^n was as honest as it is possible for a
Chinaman to be under his average circumstances. Of
course it cannot be supposed that he did not make
money out of such a big contract as that of the
enormous forts — half a million taels, I think ; but he
did not lay himself out to make money. He kept the
garrisons entrusted to him in a solvent and efficient
condition ; and he maintained public order without
fear or favour, endeavouring to secure justice for
missionaries and merchants alike. He was in his
conversation rather an ignorant man ; but that does
not matter much in China, where speech takes a back
seat, viceroys talk rustic brogues, and " writing fellows "
are provided for all officials, civil and military. It is
like our Law : the point is not so much to know it, as
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to know where to have it I do not like to say much
more about Captain Ch'dn, lest I should interfere
with his future prospects ; but I consign a paragraph
to him here in order to instance how one occasionally
comes across very fair-minded and reasonable man-
darins in even the remotest parts of China*
ADMIRAL TING
This brave but incapable officer committed suicide
on February 12, 1895 ; that is, on the occasion of the
capitulation of Wei-hai Wei to the Japanese. Most of
his officers behaved well, but the soldiers and sailors
either mutinied or refused to fight, and four of the
ironclads which I had so often visited were sunk.
Admiral Ting's last letter to the Japanese commander
was a remarkably touching and manly document
I first made his acquaintance at Chemulpho in
1885, at the time when he was in full enjoyment of his
yellow jacket, and of the other honours conferred upon
him by the Emperor of China as a reward for the
thoroughly Celestial service of having treacherously
kidnapped the King of Corea's father, whom he had
invited (August, 1882) to a jollification on board his
flagship. At that time the Japanese envoy Hanabusa
was threatening the feeble King, on account of his
domineering father's anti-Christian and anti-Japanese
zeal. Meanwhile, Yiian Sht-k'ai, with masterly rapidity,
threw his whole army into Soul, and re-established
Chinese influence by a sudden coup (Tdtat. In the
«OH, WHAT A FALL WAS THERE!" 251
winter of 1 884 occurred a second struggle, in which the
Japanese again came off second best, and the European
envoys had to "make tracks" to their own houses. In
October, 1885, Yuan ShY-k'ai brought the King's father
back, and the next year the triumphant Chinese navy
was thoroughly reorganised under the supreme manage-
ment of the Emperor's father, the late Prince Ch'un,
with Admiral Ting as commander-in-chief of the
northern division. The fortunes of the dynasty had
never looked so smiling as at that moment; at least,
ever since the war of 1842.
After this, Captain Lang, R.N^ was prevailed upon
to come out to China once more, with a view to taking
this promising " northern fleet " in hand ; he and
Lieutenant-Commander Ching, R.N., had already done
good service to the Chinese in 1877, by bringing out
for them the first squadron of " mosquito " gunboats.
Captain Lang was in Shanghai hard at work organising
things for the new fleet in February, 1888. After
preliminaries had been knocked into shape a little, it
was thought well to show China's flag in the south seas,
where the ambitious Viceroy Chang ChY-tung of Canton
felt anxious to re-establish the old Celestial influence.
At that time he thought the Germans ** mild folk,"
and was particularly anxious to clip the naughty
British wings. Japan and Manila were first visited
by the fleet, and then preparations were made for a
cruise to Singapore, Batavia, Siam, Penang, and Burma.
It was whilst the ships were at Hongkong on this
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cruise that occurred the above-described incident {vide
p. 241) which may be said to have indirectly led, in part
at least, to China's defeat by Japan. When Admiral
Lang complained, Li Hung-chang foolishly sent an
evasive answer, practically confirming this ungracious
act. Admiral Lang, notwithstanding the gross insult,
magnanimously allowed the matter to stand over
until the southern cruise should have completed, so
as to avoid " swapping horses in mid-stream " ; he
then firmly announced his intention to resign, and
did so. Over and over s^ain Li Hung-chang en-
deavoured, directly and indirectly, to induce the British
Admiralty to lend him another man ; but, in the
absence of an official apology, nothing was ever done ; —
at least, nothing beyond getting out some minor
instructors, in an underhand way.
It was on the two admirals* return from the southern
cruise that Admiral Ting paid me his hilarious " state "
visit at Pagoda Anchorage : he was very uproarious,
and evidently well pleased with himself after his
successful cruise. — After Admiral Lang's departure,
the discipline of the fleet at once relaxed ; and when
real war came, the Japanese of course promptly made
mincemeat of it. Admiral Ting was left without
proper orders or supplies, and therefore took poison ;
dying like a gentleman and a man of honour, — accord-
ing to his lights.
'THE STINK OF YOUR CAMPS" 253
A COREAN ADMIRAL
One of the most agreeable experiences I ever under-
went was my official visit to the Corean Admiral
of Shui-ying (= water-camp), near Pusan, or Fusan.
It is difficult to gain any idea of the historical interest
of this post without some knowledge of the wars of
Kublai Khan and Hideyoshi : how the haughty Mongol
wished to conquer Japan, and spent years in " working
up " the Corean navy ; how he established stations
all along the coasts of Corea and Quelpaert ; how at
last his whole force (chiefly Manchus and Coreans)
was utterly annihilated in Spanish Armada fashion by
a convenient storm. Then, as to Hideyoshi, the story
of this man's doings is as celebrated in Far Eastern
annals as the tale of Don John of Austria in Europe.
The old town of Torai (Tung-lai), near Fusan, is
historically as interesting as Cadiz or Dunkirk, and it
remains now exactly as it was centuries ago. Hideyoshi
was an adventurer with Napoleonic ideas ; his aim was
to create a diversion in home politics by sending his
Christian generals, like so many Uriahs, to the front ;
and then, if possible, to make them conquer China for
him through Corea. Corea fell like a pack of cards ;
but the decaying Ming dynasty made an unexpected
spurt in defence of its vassal, and Hideyoshi's sudden
death put an end to his grandiose ideas. All this
took place three hundred years s^o; and many were
the fierce fights, under the flag of the Admiral of
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Shui-ying, that raged in Fusan waters: artillery was
freely employed.
During the short fortnight of my pseudo-Smerdis-
like regime at that place, I made many excursions
to Deer Island, Torai, and the environs, and of course
hunted up the historical admiral, who lives in a sort
of fortress-town of his own. There is a story of a
Russian sentry still standing somewhere in St Peters-
burg, in order to prevent any one from plucking the
rose Catherine the Great ordered his predecessor to
protect ; but here was a genuine case of an admiral
enjoying vast emoluments, without even a sampan^
and fattening on the traditions of three hundred years
2%o, I may mention that the Corean nyangpan^ or
" gentleman," is, (though a ridiculously funny fellow in
our t,y^^^ a remarkably refined specimen of humanity
for so bucolic a country. So wide an abyss is that
which separates a gentleman {geborener) from a mere
man, that the word nam (" fellow ") is used by the gentry,
instead of the word " man," in order to indicate the low
or " un "-born ; he is addressed in the third person as
i-noin^ or " that fellow." It is as though a Frenchman
should ask " Oh va cet individu ? " instead of " Oh
alleZ'Vous, Monsieur?**
But the learned and gallant Admiral of Shui-ying
fairly took my breath away. He was in figure and
feature a typical English or Anglo-Indian retired
colonel, of the slimmest and most dressy type. The
expression of his face was one of the highest courtesy
"A . . . LORD, NEAT, TRIMLY DRESSED" 255
and fine breeding. His hands were perfectly clean,
and, what is more, dry ; with pared nails fit for a Lord
Chesterfield. Without the faintest constraint of manner,
he talked in that rapid, authoritative, and yet gentle way
which one might imagine in a Russian diplomatist of
the most insinuating type; even to my ^^ntchtgeborenen''
Corean interpreter, who stood behind me, he spoke
sweetly and with a courteous deference, ingeniously
avoiding the iSr, but never giving himself away by
using a Ste\ or, better still, he managed, like an
educated Italian can do, to dodge or float between
the Lei and the Tu^ without actually uttering even the
word Voi at all. The repast of cakes, tea, and wine
was exquisite in its refinement; his teeth were in
good order, and he did not shoot crumbs into your
face whilst speaking (a hint which may hold good even
for some persons of high rank at home): his written
Chinese was perfect, and we soon gave up the coarse
interpreter in favour of " pencil chat," telling each other
what superior creatures we both were, and indulging in
other philosophical disquisitions.
Nothing can excel the vivid brightness of the fine,
gay silks the Corean mandarins wear over their white
robes. This man's horse-hair hat, merely as a work of
art, must have cost him ten pounds sterling : it was
surmounted by a " button " representing a bird, most
artistically carved out of a piece of jade. As every
one now knows, the Corean hat is shaped exactly
like the old Welshwomen's hats of North Wales. So
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far as I could make out, his ** forces" consisted of
about ten soldiers. Perhaps he was only there by
accident ; for in Corea mandarins like to live at Soul,
and to leave their provincial posts to be farmed by
cunning stewards, in the good old Chinese style of
the Ming dynasty, which they continue to imitate.
CAPTAIN t6nG
As a general rule the Chinese, unlike the Coreans,
have not a Christian mind, — that is, they have not the
humble and respectful natural deference which renders
them susceptible to our religious teaching. This must
not be confused with " religious mind," for the Coreans
are much more robustly atheistic and much less actively
superstitious than the Chinese. It is difficult to define
a Christian mind without Christianity in general terms ;
but it is perhaps possible to arrive indirectly at such a
definition by describing specifically what sort of a man
Captain T6ng really was. I know nothing of his origin
because he spoke English so well that it was never
necessary to utter a Chinese word in his presence ; but
I believe he was a Cantonese. He had lived in New-
castle, to which place he had been sent in order to watch
the construction of one of the Armstrong cruisers, and to
bring her out. I made his acquaintance at Chemulpho,
at which place he remained, off and on, for some
months. I think his ship was then the Yang-weiy but
that point is not essential to the story. He was most
anxious to improve his English " style," and it will there-
VIRTUTIS AMORE 257
fore be readily understood by all persons of taste and
quality that he acted wisely and well in coming to me
for light and grace. He used to write me a long letter
every day ; and I duly corrected and returned it, to be
read, marked, learned, and digested. It is quite possible
that he may have been a Christian ; but, if so, the
subject never came up between us. Anyway, I
never saw a Chinaman who suggested to me so much
of the old Puritan type of mind. Captain T6ng
was always grave, calm, thoughtful, considerate, and
courteous. He never smoked, drank, or amused him-
self in any way ; but at the same time he always offered
the usual refreshments, and would even light a cigarette
to keep his guests in countenance. His ship and his
men were always kept in excellent condition ; but he
never fussed and fumed about, and was externally
anything but severe. He left the impression of being
very patriotic, and always seemed to be pondering over
the prospects of his country. No one ever saw him
put on foreign airs, as most Chinamen veneered (or
smeared) with " civilisation " try to do ; that is, he
never sprawled in easy chairs ; " got up " fancy con-
versation in order to show off; puffed a cigar in
nonchalant style ; asserted his " rights " ; tried to
snub ; or burst into guffaws of laughter. It was not
his practice to make squeezes on his ''oil and paint"
(a common thing in the Chinese navy), or to dock his
men's pay.
In short, long before anything occurred to bring
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his name before the public, Captain Tfing impressed
me as being a noble-minded man ; and when the British
marines were landed for a night at Chemulpho, I was
exceedingly sorry to have to refuse his earnest request
that I should send them back. His position was then
very ridiculous : he was senior officer of a squadron of
ironclads, all anchored in full view off the town, and
there was one Japanese man-of-war there too ; but, by
agreement between the Chinese and Japanese Govern-
ments, not a man could be landed by either without
mutual consent ; and the Chinese Consul had been told
that unless he maintained order, the British marines
would hold his settlement for him. I, of course, offered
to let Captain Tfing do so instead, but "diplomacy"
(which occasionally mars as well as makes a situation)
stood remorselessly in his way. The tiny English craft
lay in close, and might almost have been carried on
the davits of the larger ironclads ; yet " diplomacy " (of
an inferior or consular kind) made her mightier than
fleets for the nonce.
During the Japanese war of 1894, this brave officer's
opportunity came, and he went down with his ship at
the battle of the Yala In spite of his modesty and
virtue, Captain Tfing was decidedly ambitious, and he
possessed in high degree (for a Chinaman) both the
mathematical and the naval capacity ; moreover, he
possessed nerve, which is what usually fails soonest
in fighting Chinamen. It is difficult to have sound
nerve in the midst of cowardice, corruption, and
"SWALLOWING A TAILOR'S NEWS" 259
injustice ; and I doubt if our own officers would always
have it under similar depressing conditions. When a
man finds his superiors are writing private letters
behind his back in a way likely to damage his career,
and are persistently bent on deceiving themselves under
his very nose, it is not easy to hold on unshaken to
a just conclusion, amid shifting circumstances which
vary with each new shift or double employed, and
with each fresh attempt to tinker at the truth. I do
not quite know the relations which subsisted between
Admiral Ting and Captain TSng, but I do know that
the gallant admiral, though a brave man, was grossly
incompetent ; and I am satisfied Captain T^ng spent
many bitter hours in reflecting upon the hopelessness
of his aspirations.
A MORE THAN ROYAL SALUTE
It was a fine, brave sight to see the Chinese ironclads
sail into Chemulpho harbour. They had already been
there in force three months earlier, and I am now not
quite sure on which occasion the 8i-gun salute took
place ; but it did take place once. The King of Corea's
birthday was on the 24th, and the U.S.S. Ossipee
turned up on the 25th. As usual, ructions and revolu-
tions were going on at Soul ; the Russians were sup-
posed to be assembling vast fleets on the east coast ;
marching gigantic armies across to the west coast ;
Japanese and American officials — ministers, advisers,
consuls — were making hurried visits to Tientsin and
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TokyS to " explain " ; and there was a general feeling
that diplomatic history was being made in some way,
but in a way much too occult for the ordinary, plain,
consular mind. As a matter of fact (as I afterwards
found), "some one had blundered," and, not under-
standing a Chinese expression in a Corean newspaper,
had mistaken a "three-masted surveying ship" for
" thtee ships of war surveying ; " with the ultimate^result
that this news had been telegraphed all over the world.
But I knew nothing of this at the time ; all I knew
was that fleets were there, and that consuls had to call
officially on fleets.
The Chinese fleet, or navy, had only just come into
existence (in a Postal-Union sense) under the iegis
of the poetical Prince Ch'un, father of the Emperor ;
and up to this time no notice had ever been taken
of it in matters of flags, calls, salutes, and forms
generally ; its status was like that of the Turkish Post-
Office, — " not much punkins." But in Corea the sun is
never very oppressive ; my mildewed uniform needed
an ^ring ; and 1 felt generally disposed to see strange
men doing strange things ; and to have a fling ; so 00"
I went with my flag in "somebody's" gig (I foi^t
whose gig I borrowed).
Admiral Ting had already exchanged visits with me
a year before, and I don't think he was in port on this
occasion ; however, the gallant Captain Tfing (subse-
quently killed in the Japanese war) was there; also
Captain Yeh, once a midshipman in our navy ; Captain
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Sah ; and others of less note. I think Captain T£ng
was then too the senior officer; and so, being an old
friend, he made no stint with his guns.
Previous to this the Chinese had always resolutely
adhered to their own custom of firing three guns,
irrespective of rank. I don't know much about our
own guns, but I believe seven is the utmost any
consular officer can pretend to. However, I got nine,
and to the inspiriting music of these nine guns I moved
off to Captain Yeh's ship. All was in excellent order.
Captain Tfing had been at Newcastle, but Captain Yeh
had the polish of the best English school. I have
always been under the impression that when the
admiral or senior officer salutes a guest, no other can
do so ; and in any case no guest gets two salutes in one
day from the same squadron. This merely en passant^
for the subject never interested me more than the
numerous other similar or analogous questions ; such
as, where the guest is received ; who steps in or out
of a boat first ; who calls first, on whom ; whether
mufti or uniform should be worn ; and so on : all I
know is that I invariably created a "situation," or
made a mess of some sort, in my endeavours to be
smart. However, to my intense surprise, nine more
guns blazed away as I quitted the courtly Captain
Yeh's ship to hie me over to Captain Sah's. This
last-named energetic officer thought fit to " ante up " ;
which made twenty-seven. At each place I had
exhilarating refreshment, and the other captains, com-
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mandants, and lieutenants seem to have one and all
yielded to the gladsome inspiration created by noise, a
bright sun, and the champagne. It was such fun that,
although I had not originally intended to visit more
than one or two ships, I decided to go through the
whole number. Whether the senior officer had signalled
orders; whether the art of signalling was yet known
to the Chinese ; or whether it was a plain, simple case
of helpless blundering (a commoner explanation of
mysterious official action than the public may think):
whether they were anxious to show special respect to
me ; or to England ; or to evince contempt for
Russia, — all these things I know not ; but this I do
know,— that, by the time I arrived at the last (a
** mosquito" boat), 1 had received seventy-two guns
all told.
The mosquito boat was so dirty and uncomfortable
that I merely stepped on board to assure the man
in charge of my distinguished consideration ; but
even this gave sufficient time to enable him to hiss
hurriedly into my ear : " We can't fire our big forty-ton
gun, and have nothing else but machine guns." The
rattle of Hotchkisses, Catlings, and Gardners accordingly
accompanied my triumphant departure for the shore.
I half suspect that news of this firing was instantly
telegraphed to Soul, and (as political " feelings " grew
calmer up there immediately) that the quidnuncs
represented it as a gigantic victory gained by England
over the Russians.
CHAPTER XII
PSEUDO-CHINAMEN
THE MURDEROUS MONGOL
IN the streets of Peking we had often noticed the
free and independent bearing of the Mongols,
whose encampment or market was just behind the
Legation : it is now probably a thing of the past for
ever. On one or two occasions I and others had even
tried a fall with them in the public streets; but they
are good wrestlers, and very hard to get hold of when
they have a sheepskin on, smooth side out. In travel-
ling beyond the Great Wall we met thousands of
them, both in their bo (tents), and conducting caravans
of frozen sheep, skins, and other merchandise to Peking.
It was the exception for them to speak Chinese, but
they all had a good-natured men-du (their form of
greeting); — even the women, who rode cross-l^ged
like the men.
Between Kalgan and SUan-hwa Fu (the site of
the oldest traditional capital of China) we met a
lania^ or Mongol ecclesiastic of rank, and I effected
a '' swap " of horses ; giving mine, which had a sore
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back and was lazy, in exchange for an older animal
more willing to travel. The Mongols "work" the
price of a horse with their fingers, buyer and purchaser
covering right hands with the long cuff, and thus con-
ducting a mysterious exchange of ideas. The Peking
horsey men imitate this practice.
As my colleague Andrews and I were starting from
Shibartai for a place on the way to Dolonor called
Pashang-ku, we struck up a riding acquaintance with
a Mongol horseman who knew a few words of Chinese.
Andrews was both an obtuse " listener " and a peppery
individual, and soon lost his temper in trying to extract
definite answers. The uncouth Mongol simply said
"Aw," and nodded his head with a grin in reply to
anything he did not understand. The result of these
strained relations was a crack over the head for the
thick-skulled Mongol with the butt of Andrews' riding-
whip. Andrews then rode moodily on, and I remained
talking with the Mongol.
Suddenly the Mongol said to me in a whisper : " Is
that your friend ? "
I said : " Yes ; a very good man."
" A good man ! Why did he hit me ? "
" Oh ! that's nothing ; that's merely the foreign way."
After a few minutes' profound thought, the Mongol
said : " I want to kill him " ; — and I noticed he carried
the usual long knife in his belt.
I went on talking, as though unconcerned, but
managed to interlard a few sentences in English, the
''OUR WITHERS ARE UNWRUNG" 265
Mongol being none the wiser. I said in jerks: "Go
on, Andrews, as if nothing had occurred ; don't under
any circumstances look round or hasten your pace.
You are a great ass for hitting this fellow, and he is
threatening to kill you ; just have your pistol ready."
Meanwhile, with a smiling face I showed the
Mongol my pistol, and said I thought he had better
not try to kill Andrews, because Andrews had one
too. The wretched Andrews during all this time was
making anxious enquiries with his face still straight
ahead : ** How are things going on ? " etc. ; but 1 did
not spare his feelings at all, for I thought it would
be a good lesson. Suddenly the Mongol — a wonderful
horseman, as they all are — shot out like an arrow
to the left
"Look out, Andrews; he's off!"
Andrews was relieved to find he had taken a
side direction. That night at Pashang-ku was a very
uneasy one ; for our attendants, and especially Chang-
firh, who understood Mongol ways, feared the irate
man was going to raise the occupants of some yourts
we could distinguish in the distance, and attack the
inn ; — for it was of that alone that Pashang-ku consisted.
However, nothing more occurred.
THE MIAO-TSZ
These "savages" bear very much the same relation
to the regulation Chinese that the gipsies do to us.
They can easily pass for ordinary Celestial labourers,
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provided they wear no ornaments of their own, and
speak Chinese ; but they are regarded by the Chinese
as uncanny, being mysterious and exclusive in their
own haunts. In some parts of Kwei Chou province
they form the bulk of the population, and even have
officials of their own ; just as we used to allow, and
perhaps still do allow, a sort of limited home rule to
Maori or Canadian chiefs. Afterwards, when I saw the
Kakhyens, or Kachyns, of Burma, (who in the same way
can, in Burmese dress, easily pass for Burmese,) I felt
sure that there must be some connection between them
and the Miao-tsz of China. In each case I collected
vocabularies ; from which it clearly appeared that both
groups of languages were monosyllabic and tonal, like
the Chinese ; but, of course, there are many dialects.
These, however, are matters of ethnological and philo-
logical interest, into which I do not propose to enter here.
My only object on this occasion is to call attention
to a peculiar custom which is mentioned in Chinese
history, not only with reference to the Miao-tsz, but
also in connection with the ancient Turks — that is,
the singing of refrains, warlike or amatory.
At Canton there is an analogous " gipsy " population
called " Tanka," which is also often spoken of in old
historical works, and which seems to be allied with the
Miao-tsz ; but in Canton they are confined by law to
boats. 1 had often been kept awake there by the
" catch " songs exchanged between lovers, and the same
thing later attracted my attention amongst the Miao-tsz
.MOST MUSICAL, MOST MELANCHOLY" 267
in North Kwei Chou. The music is shrill and weird ;
not without melody, but from its very nature, of
course, destitute of harmony ; it is quite free from the
squeakiness and discord of Chinese music.
In travelling through the north-western wilds of Hu
Peh, where there are still a few " savages " left, I once
put up for the night at a wretched solitary hut, where
a party of rustics were shelling the cobs of maize. In
order to work through the night and keep themselves
awake, the labourers, who appeared to have a Miao-tsz
tinge in their composition, set up in turn a peculiar
melancholy dirge, which every now and again broke
out into a loud howl, having the effect of ventriloquial
sounds darting to and fro about the roof. Once or
twice a female voice, apparently from some house in
the far distance, responded to that of a sturdy young
workman sitting near the door ; and the effect upon a
tired man, utterly worn out with the fatigues of the
day, and struggling to get to sleep, was both ineffaceably
touching and at the same time disturbing to the nerves.
The twelve chair-coolies, the escort, and the servants
were all similarly kept in a state of uneasy tension
throughout the whole night The effect was so senti-
mental that, in spite of discomfort, no one got angry,
though every one lost a good night's rest To this
day the wild music occasionally seems to ring in my
ears, suggesting mysterious passions in unseen worlds,
and carrying the thoughts beyond the sordidness of
this one.
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THE COREAN MAI>U
Just as I was settling down to a new life in Fusan,
the ancient Japanese trade settlement in South Corea,
I received notice to pack up my traps once more and
proceed to Soul, the capital ; — ^sometimes humorously
called Sheol, on account of the prominence given to
that latter word by the New Testament revisers nearly
twenty years aga But I had already concluded a
bargain for a spirited little horse, and there were no
means of getting him away by steamer. The groom, or
mafu^ was a shock-headed Corean rustic, whose redeem-
ing qualities were fondness for his animal and a certain
knowledge of Japanese. No one knew his name, or
anything about him ; but on my enquiring of him if he
would ride the beast to Soul (a fourteen days' journey),
he consented to do so ; and off he started, with no other
baggage than his white coat and trousers. He turned
up in due course, and for nearly two years served
faithfully as ostler, gardener, and extra coolie. The
cook was my old '* boy " ; the coolie proper was a
Corean who spoke Chinese ; and the waiter, or new
'*boy," was Ichimatsu, a Japanese, who, like most of
his countrymen, had his wife with him.
Divide et impera was the motto in this Corean
residence, each nationality having a separate dwelling,
and preventing the other from monopolising the
squeezes. But the Coreans are a fighting race, and set
to in real punishing style on the slightest provocation.
ARCADES AMBO 269
Scarcely a week passed but what I had to go to the
servants' quarters and bang the two men's heads together
in order to separate them ; whilst bloody noses and
black eyes were as much the rule as the exception
in a week's work. The only authority they seemed
really to fear was the petty local mandarin, called the
pelchd ; — an excellent fellow, who used personally to
direct the corvee labourers, sjambok in hand, and himself
apply the lash without the slightest hesitation. Not-
withstanding this rough justice, he was much respected
by foreigners and natives alike.
One day the coolie, who was really the more quarrel-
some of the two, came to lay a formal complaint against
the mafu for some trifling offence against my interests
and suggested that I should send him in to i^d'^ pelchd,
I said : " All right. I will give him a note for the
mandarin, and you can go with him."
In this letter (all Corean officials can read Chinese)
I simply said : " These two fellows have some squabble
or other which you can best deal with ; personally, I
am disposed to think one is about as bad as the other."
In a short time both came back looking very
crestfallen. The pekhA^ on reading my letter, did
not trouble himself much about evidence, but at once
sent for his lictors, saying : " Your old sire says you
are both a bad lot, so I am going to give the pair of
you a sound flogging."
And he did. Ichimatsu and the Chinese cook
were delighted at this judgment of Solomon, and after
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that I had no more trouble. — The original offence
charged was, I think, going out at night without a
lamp and tally pass.
THE GRAVE OF EMPIRE
In Europe we only hear in a vague sort of way (if
we hear at all) of the "Black Flags" doing some-
thing, without any apparent motive, on the borders
of Tonquin ; and few persons are curious to know
more ; yet there is a continuity of history there, as
interesting to the Yellow world as the struggles for
possession of Decia were to the Roman world. Even
when I was at Canton in 1878, there was a move-
ment in favour of the extinct Li dynasty of Annam,
in which the Black Flags took part It is a curious
thing that I should have seen, almost within the same
month, (1888,) the " clearance " of the Mandalay citadel
by the British and of the Hanor citadel by the French ;
and on exactly the same lines ; — that is, historical
recollections and native buildings swept ruthlessly
away in favour of " progress " and barracks.
Inside the citadel or walled town of HanoY there is
a very wonderful banyan tree, which I was in due
course taken to see : its creepers have been encouraged)
as they descend to the ground, to take root, genera-
tion after generation, so that now it is practically a
tree with a hundred roots, capable of sheltering a
whole regiment of soldiers ; in principle it somewhat
"ON THE BOUNTIES OF AN HOUR" 271
recalls the great vine at Hampton Court. My atten-
tion was at once attracted by the following pencil
notice pasted upon a tumbledown gate : ** Defense
dUntrer ici sans rautorisation de la baya^^ (« old
woman). As the chief of the Educational Department
was personally showing me round, I proposed to visit
the old woman, and, if possible, find out all about it.
A cheerful little boy admitted us, and led us to a
tiny, shrivelled-up, toothless old crone of ninety-one,
weighing about forty pounds. She was a princess,
''fifth in descent," of the Li dynasty of Tonquin,
which expired in 1785 in favour of that of Nguyen :
the latter originally grew into being under the first
Napoleon's favour, and still rules under French pro-
tection at Hu^. — This was the old woman's ** record " :
When peace and tranquillity were being restored
(after the French soldiery had taken the citadel, and
had destroyed or impounded for army purposes every-
thing inside it), the old crone was daily noticed groping
her solitary way about the jungle and swamps, and
picking up fragments of images and other desecrated
temple objects, which she dragged back laboriously
to some corner of her shanty. This wreck was all
that was left of a nunnery, and the great tree and
the nunnery had once formed part of one of the
imperial temples — in a way a mixture of Hampton
Court and Windsor Chapel — in which in Annam, it
seems, the widows of deceased sovereigns are pensioned
oflf. (Later on I met an old concubine of the reigning
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dynasty, similarly guarding the tomb and temple of
the " Emperor " Ming-manh, and I see in the papers
[July, 1901] that she has just died at the age of
ninety-two).
The Annamese language is even more sing-song
and " tonic *' than the Chinese. The old woman
sang out her story in my presence to the interpreter,
mechanically swinging her skinny arm to and fro, as
she did so, behind her back and across her chest,
striking her parchment-like old carcass as though it
were a drum, *• to relieve the rheumatism." A ** three-
striped man" (a colonel) had just rescued her in the
nick of time one day, at a moment when a brutal
French soldier was about to knock her on the head ;
it was the gallant colonel, too, who had put up the
notice on the door ; and the enquiries instituted at his
order had elicited the fact that all the villagers spoke
of her as the "Li princess."
Little more could be found out. We both tried
persuasive arts in order to obtain some hidden books
or documents from her, so that we might follow the
matter up at our leisure. She took me by the sleeve
with her shrivelled hand, and led us through a maze
of dark, ruined passages to an underground chamber,
like that in the Great Pyramid, whence a mouldy,
tomb-like blast issued the instant a door was opened.
In it were two sitting corpses (as I first took them
to be) facing each other, with a faint oil lamp, or
saucer, between them. But they were, after all, not
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dressed corpses (such as one may still see in the
underground vaults near Palermo) ; they were simply
" josses " ; — probably effigies of two kings. The chamber,
being subterranean, had never been discovered by the
rough soldiers, and the old princess kept her frag-
mentary treasures here.
JOSEPH THE SINNER
The evening before my last departure by river steamer
from Rangoon, 1 did not reach the hotel till midnight ;
and, as we had to be up at four, I thought it well to
rouse Joseph from the door-mat to make sure that
the washing had come back, as had been strictly
ordered. Mine had, but his had not ; and therefore
I determined to teach him a lesson. Joseph was a
Kling, as black as coal, successor to Wawa ("the
Baby "). " Come with me ; show me where the washer-
man lives ; and bring your things now."
It was half an hour's walk, and by the time we got
there I felt inclined to knock Joseph's and the dhobts
heads together ; but I contented myself with grabbing
angrily at a couple of diminutive white coats, — manifestly
those I had just recently purchased in order to make
Joseph look smart at table.
It was two o'clock before we reached home, so I
allowed Joseph to coil himself up again, and employed
the odd hours in packing up for myself. To my
astonishment, I found that some common red bone
studs had been put into the button-holes of one shirt
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instead of the coral ones I always used. Joseph, when
aroused, of course knew nothing about it: hence it
plainly must be Jumbo, the big Kling waiter; or his
wife, the maid ; no one else ever came to that comer
of the hotel. The matter was so grave that I at
once roused up the English landlord, and demanded
a strict search. No studs could be found ; but the
landlord, who swore by Jumbo, casually remarked that
it must be Joseph himself, as the lad had been ** drinking
rather freely, and spending a good deal of money."
This disclosure was a great staggerer for me, as
Joseph was not only a devout Christian and a mere
child, but also a lad I had trusted with my loose cash
every day. I proceeded somewhat reluctantly to
search him ; and as he handed me his purse with
great nonchalance, I was on the point of magnanimously
returning it to him unopened just as frankly as he
had offered it. However, on searching it, sure enough
there were the studs and sleeve-links wrapped up in a
piece of cap-paper. Joseph did not lose his composure
in the least, but said : " Some one must have put
them there out of spite and jealousy." There was no
time to lose ; so, after apologising to Jumbo and the
rest, off 1 went with Josephus.
As the steamer wound her way through the canals
of the delta, I was recounting these suspicious events
to the deservedly popular Captain Ballantine, when in
marched the first officer, holding Joseph by the scruff
of the neck : he was charged by the native steward
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with the theft of two jackets, duly marked, one of
which he had on. Naturally, after what I had just
related, the captain was but little disposed to favour
poor Joseph ; indeed, when I explained that I myself
had forcibly seized those identical jackets (Joseph
acting as my guide) at i a.m. that very morning, he
seemed to half think that Joseph and I were running
hand-and-glove in the old clothes trade.
A French priest (the " owner " of Joseph) came on
board a couple of days later, and to him I narrated both
stories. We arranged that when Joseph should go to
church at Mandalay on Sunday, the priest should
question him, suddenly introducing the subject of coral
studs : Joseph, being thus taken unawares, and imagin-
ing some spiritual revelation, at last confessed, and I
forgave him ; but, that very night, as I emptied my
pockets and proceeded to my bath (Joseph handing
me the towels), I found that six rupees, carefully placed
on the mirror, had suddenly become five during my
short toilet operations. Once more Joseph was
searched, and he was found with more new property
and small money than he could account for ; but the
rupee itself had either been swallowed or quickly hidden
away. That night I sent Joseph home to the priest,
and went back to the genuine Chinese article.
AN ANNAMESE NOBLE
" On tie se presse pas id*' remarked the solitary French-
man I met on the " concession " at Hu6 on the morning
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of my arrival in January, 1892. The ** pressure " was,
indeed, so slight, not to say invisible, that, for want
of movement of any kind, I had to amuse myself as
best I could for a few hours by walking among the
country lanes beyond the French quarter. It appeared
to me that I was in a region of timber-yards or
elephant corrals, for nothing was visible from the
paths beyond large enclosures hedged in all round by
stockades of tall rushes. At last I came to one with
an open gate, near which some prettily-dressed children
were playing. They seemed pleased when I patted
their cheeks, and they led me by the hand to a room
in the house inside, where a man of distinguished
bearing invited me to sit down on the k'ang—^ sort
of divan for two, with a small squat table between
(see the illustration of a yamin interior). As he
spoke no Chinese or French, and I no Annamese, it
became necessary to make signs for writing materials.
So soon as he learnt I was not a Frenchman, he
betrayed some signs of uneasiness ; on which I wrote :
" I am a British consul, and I have come here to see
the Emperor to-morrow. I should like to ask you a
few questions." He then gave an order to one of the
children, who brought him an ignited candle, which
he set between us on the table. He wrote: "I am
one of the court officials, and my name is X.*' Directly
I had read this, he burnt the paper.
The well-educated Corcans, Annamese, and Japanese
all write Chinese perfectly, except that they occasionally
WELCOME THE COMING GUEST 277
make use of bastard words, introduced to express
local objects or ideas unknown to the Chinese, very
much as we invent scientific or barbarous Greek words
to express modern inventions. Alongside of" this pure
Chinese they also use for their own vernacular language
a separate form of script, more or less inspired by
Chinese calligraphy ; and in all three cases the spoken
language is largely reinforced by borrowed Chinese
words. The expression pih-fan^ or "pencil-conversa-
tion," is employed for written interviews with persons
who do not speak any common tongue, but who can
use the Chinese character independently of any sound :
there is no reason whatever why Europeans of different
nationality should not use Chinese among themselves
in the same dumb way, — if they know it.
This official was exceedingly glad to obtain political
intelligence from the outside world, but he was most
careful not to compromise his family by allowing a
single word written by himself to escape the inexorable
candle-flame. The result of this first interview was
that he invited me to dinner for the evening after the
audience with the Emperor, in which he had to take
official part. I had only been there as a stranger and
a spectator, amongst a group of Frenchmen, a number
of whom at each New Year's time (Chinese calendar)
like to swell the suite of the Resident, and at the same
time to gratify their own curiosity. But I found my
official friend's palace experience very useful in ex-
plaining certain points in the Imperial ceremonial which
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were quite new to mc. Of course he had not a word
to say against the French protectorate ; but it was
evident from the general tenour of his silent con-
versation that he felt very keenly the humiliation into
which his country had sunk ; and he presented me with
a printed copy of some very touching Chinese poems
composed by his deceased father, the burden of which
was the misfortune of his native land, and the negli-
gence, corruption, and incapacity which had caused it
to fall under foreign dominion.
Social life is much simpler and humbler with the
Annamese than with the Chinese. The interiorSi even
of poor houses, are cleaner ; but the apartments are
less solidly built. Even men of rank wear no stockings,
and often go barefoot, without even the shallow slipper,
which can be kicked off at any moment The cookery
is good, and there is a certain simplicity and yet
distinction about the dress. The impression left upon
me by this solitary instance of high-class Annamese
hospitality was decidedly agreeable, and it encouraged
me to trust myself frequently in humbler Annamese
hands.
SIC TRANSIT GLORIA
The history of the Chinese commercial colonies in
the Malay Peninsula is very interesting, and goes
back to a time when Arabs and Mussulmans were
unheard of ; but the state of Johore is not mentioned
until about three hundred years ago, and Chinese
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history distinctly states that the eunuch ambassadors
found no such place when they passed through the
Straits in 1405-20. Some account of the reigning
Sultan Ibrahim was given, with a portrait, in one of
the London illustrated newspapers for May, 1901 ;
but, when I was first in those parts, this ruler had
not yet been born. I do not know what the word
Johore means, or in what language it means it ; but
from the first the Chinese traders and historians have
consistently called it by a fancy name meaning " Soft
Buddha,'* and pronounced Yuhuk, Yaofut, etc., in their
various dialects.
In 1869 I visited the modern palace of the old Rajah,
or Sultan, Abu Bakar, in Singapore itself, which island,
until 1 819, formed part of the Johore dominions. At
first we followed the example of the ancient Chinese
colonists, and made our Straits Settlements an ap-
pendage of those in Sumatra (which we had not yet
resigned to the Dutch). It was not until 1888 that I
actually visited Johore itself, which town is separated
by a creek from the island, of which it is now, with
all its territory, a mere appendage. I give a picture
of the identical row of Chinese shops in one of which
I took a breakfast of rice, prawns, and tea with a
hospitable Chinese shopkeeper, who showed me over
the place, including the Chinese temple, the gambier
plantations, and so on. I have since then visited
most of the Chinese colonies in East and West Siam ;
Upper, Lower, and Maritime Burma; the Malay
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Peninsula ; and Annam ; and can safely say that the
true secret of success with them is to let them alone.
There are three million Chinese living contentedly in
Siam, which appears to be the only country, besides
England, and to a great extent America, which is free
from the instinct of administrative ** meddling," so
characteristic of the Germans, French, and Spaniards.
Russia ** meddles " only when she is politically alarmed,
and is, perhaps, after ourselves, the Power most con-
genial to the Chinese ; — with this important difference,
that the best Chinese are often political supporters
of ourselves, which they never are of the Russians,
except as a pis-aller.
Johore was once the most powerful state in these
parts, with an influence extending far away into
Pahang, Borneo, Sumatra, and Java. Previous to the
arrival of the Portuguese and the Dutch, the Arabs,
or Arab influences, had it all their own way. As
the latter extinguished the Hindoo colonial powers,
so have they in turn been gradually extinguished by
the Europeans. But the Chinaman seems to have
been always there, within historical times at least, and
under much the same conditions as now. At present
the little state may be compared with Honolulu,
in so far as the declining native population is con-
cerned, at least three-quarters being pure Chinese ;
the remainder, Malays or Javanese, are mostly listless
and unprofitable beings. It may be said now of all
the Malay kingdoms, whether nominally independent.
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British-protected, nominally Siamese, or Siam-protccted,
that they are Chinese to the same extent that Peru
and Brazil are Spanish or Portuguese ; moreover, that
they are Chinese within the British sphere, and subject
to direct or indirect British influence. For this reason
I have occasionally seized an opportunity of endea-
vouring to impress upon the British Government the
importance of conciliating the Chinese race from a
political and intellectual point of view. We may be
at war with the Manchus, or we may be worsted in
diplomacy ; but, so long as we give the commercial
and self-governing instincts of the Chinese, whether at
home or as colonists, a free rein ; and depart not
from British traditions of reasonableness, we need have
no real fear of German or French competition in the
South Seas.
CHAPTER XIII
DISTINGUISHED FOREIGNERS
CHINESE PROCESSIONS
IT requires some local knowledge to be able to
distinguish clearly between a Celestial funeral
procession and a Celestial wedding. It is not quite
so bad, however, in China as it is in Corea, where
local custom requires the bearers of the coffin to
counterfeit jollity and drunkenness, singing ribald
songs, and swaying the coffin from side to side as they
advance. In both countries it is the mourning costume
(rather than any difference in the squeaky music
distinguishable to the untrained ear) that forms the
distinctive feature ; but even the wailing concubines
in their sedan-chairs crack pea-nuts and smoke pipes
at intervals between their howls of simulated anguish.
Still more comic is the sight of a viceroy's
tag-rag and bobtail when he goes to pay official
visits. By law he is bound to have a certain
number of retainers, title-carriers, police, lictors,
changes of clothes, fan-bearers, gong-beaters, trum-
peters, horsemen, and so on. Possibly in good
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old times these men may have been well-paid and
well-fed retainers ; but now the practice is for the
responsible usher to go out into the lanes and the
by-ways in order to make a haul of "the poor, the
maimed, the halt, and the blind " ; the beggars and
street Arabs ; at a penny or twopence a head for the
morning's outing, the whole forming a gang of " pitiful
rascals" such as Sir John Falstaff used to muster
for "hasty matters in the king's affairs." Over their
rags they thrust a tawdry uniform (usually minus the
trousers) ; on their dirty, unkempt pates they clap
a tall, ill-fitting lictor's hat, about thrice the height of
that of Mr. Tupman when he went to Mrs. Leo
Hunter's garden party, and strongly resembling our
"dunces' caps." The viceroy sees nothing of these
disreputable scallywags, for immediately before and
behind his chair are a dozen or so of smartly dressed,
well-mounted cavaliers, secretaries, and footmen, such
as are represented in the accompanying picture : he
sits complacently in his chair, imagining that the
whole official: file is equally smart, and little dreaming
that he is merely the central figure of a gang of
buffoons.
On several occasions when I have been paying
official visits in the consular sedan, my bearers, either
by accident or out of malice prepense, have run me,
in turning a corner, just into the middle of a funeral
or marriage procession. Exit is totally impossible ;
prc^ess is absurdly slow; and even the mourners
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or feastcrs arc pleased to have among them a genuine
barbarian in a smart chair in order to swell their
own importance. The situation is an excruciatingly
foolish one for the "ocean man."
On the arrival of the distinguished American states-
man Mr. Seward in Peking, an amusing incident
occurred. Out of deference for his age and infirmities,
it had been arranged to carry him in a mule-litter ;
but the rest of his suite, and also the other foreigners
and Chinese accompanying the procession, rode, more
Pekinense^ on ponies, mules, or donkeys— chiefly
donkeys : the general effect of uniformed United States
officers riding on donkeys was as absurd as that of
a native marriage procession. Suddenly, in approach-
ing their Legation, and rounding a bend in the broad
Peking street, the eager eyes of the visitors encountered
a gorgeous and unwonted spectacle : smart flags and
banners ; shrill flutes and clanging cymbals ; bearers of
trousseaux, pots, pans, wardrobes; a gay, closed chair
(containing the bride) ; and then more finery.
" Look ! — look ! " said some of the local malinSy
anxious that the newly arrived American guests should
miss no opportunity of gaining a glimpse into genuine
Peking life ; " a mandarin marriage procession ! "
The marriage people, on their part, were specially
delighted with the negro attendant (on his donkey),
who never left Mr. Seward's side ; the wedding pro-
cession even stopped, all eyes gleaming with interest
and pleasure, and gave the coloured man a hearty cheer.
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The unsophisticated Americans somehow got the
notion into their heads that this " mandarin procession "
was a formal welcome to their distinguished statesman
sent direct from the Government of China ; hitherto
so hold-offish, so determined to ignore European merit
So old Mr. Seward rose in his litter, bowing right
and left appreciatively at this righteous, but at the
same time unexpected recognition of the disinterested
policy of the United States, which he seems to have
mistaken for a State welcome into the capital, such
as the Czars of Muscovy used to grant to foreign
envoys.
SIR E. B. MALET AMONG THE LIKIN AND
PHILOLOGY MEN
Sir Edward Malet has not alluded to it in his
Shifting SceneSy but, as a matter of fact, on September
19, 1872, he was stretched not over luxuriously upon
a cane bed, attired in an airy suit, removed as far
as possible from the diplomatic, in a chamber twelve
feet square in all, together with three others similarly
accommodated and attired ; and all this in the wilds
of the Lii Shan, a splendid range of mountains some
miles behind Kewkiang, from the summit of which
(six thousand feet high) there is a splendid view of
the Poyang Lake, and of the flat country for hundreds
of miles round. It is the custom for climbers to leave
a bottle at the top, containing the name of the last
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arrival ; for otherwise each man with a talent for
anecdote is apt to think he was once there, unless he
is nailed down to the written evidence of the bottle.
I did go to the top, but Sir E. B. Malet never saw
that bottle : he was somewhat indisposed and feverish,
after a fatiguing trip to Hankow and back, and now
had the opportunity at Kewkiang of acquainting him-
self with the mysteries of the likin "squeezes" upon
British tea.
Anderson's famous tea likin case was under con-
sideration, and it was in this wise. The Chinese
authorities affected to charge the "grower's tax," as
they called their increased likin^ upon the foreigner's
tea. To the consul's argument that they could tax
the Chinese grower what they liked, so long as the
foreigner only paid to that grower a definite price
for his tea, and so long as the mandarins left the said
foreigner quitie pour payer (as M. Zola is fond of say-
ing) his export duties after purchase made; — to this
argument the authorities had for long turned a deaf ear,
even anterior to my arrival, not to say to Sir Edward
Malet's ; so that diplomacy could not advance matters
within the few days available, and Sir Edward
accordingly " reserved to himself the right to consider
what further steps " he would take in the matter. The
now famous Viceroy Liu K'un-yih was then Governor
of Kiang Si, and a very tough one he was too. A
year later the Ringdove was sent up to demonstrate
before his capital (Nan-ch'ang Fu) ; but Liu K'un-yih
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is not the man to be afraid of a gunboat ; and so
he simply grinned and bore it.
It is possible that the charming conversation of
Sir E. B. Malet at the mountain bungalow, and also
a few days later at my house, may have so drawn out
the curiosity of his audience (Mr. R. Francis, Mr.
Hamilton, Mr. Fisher, and myself were on the hills)
that the humorous idea of " Whiffles " suggested itself
to him in later years from the recollection of one of
his most persistent questioners. At all events, I have
very distinct Brazilian and German recollections in that
connection, and some of these are artistically recapitu-
lated in SJufting Scenes. One point touched upon
was *' how astonished the world would be if it
only knew the small capacities of those who manage
its affairs." This remark certainly could never recoil
like a boomerang upon Sir E. B. Malet, whose re-
appearance in China was always hoped for by
merchant and consul alike.
But this outing of ours chiefly impressed itself
on my memory from an interesting etymological
discovery I made en route. One of the plants on
the mountain road was described to me by a chair-
coolie as /'/, and by another as chUa(htU: the latter
combination was a double puzzle, for the local dialect
made no difference between the sounds k*iao and t/iao.
Under these embarrassing circumstances a Buddhist
priest was invited from the neighbouring hermitage
to come to the bungalow ; — not to give us absolution.
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but because priests are the only learned men in these
wild parts. The priest totally denied all knowledge
of such a name as /'/, and warmly said it was
simply camellia {c/ia\ or the "tea plant" I believe
Sir Edward's general experience was then craved, in
order, if possible, to solve the mystery on world-wide
botanical principles. All the "boys" stoutly swore
it was ch*a. The original coolie was next summoned ;
and he reasseverated, appealing to our common
fairness, that it was chUao-chUao-tU^ — thereby adding
a third syllable to his former puzzle. I forget who
ultimately penetrated the enigma ; but it transpired
that the polite coolie was endeavouring to talk English
for our benefit, and wanted to say it was tea {ft)
for us to chow-chow ! — I may here state that chow^
or chow-chow^ is the "picigin" for "eat," but I am
not aware that it has ever been explained by the
learned how the word "got there," for it is not
Chinese in any dialect.
ARCHDEACON GRAY
This genial cleric was a remarkable instance of how
completely the Chinese of all ranks are willing to
surrender themselves frankly to any influence which
impresses them as being just and pure. The power
which Archdeacon Gray possessed in Canton, at least
previous to his marriage, was something quite phe-
nomenal, and I am not sure but what at one time it
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somewhat piqued Sir Brooke Robertson, whose steady
political influence was totally free from anything in the
least approaching showiness. Over and over again
have I accompanied Archdeacon Gray with a friend
or two on Sandford-and-Merton-like excursions into
the city mazes. To one who does not understand
Cantonese, Canton is at first a dangerous labyrinth ;
in many respects it closely resembles the streets and
bazaars of Tunis, but tenfold multiplied ; and any
foolish gaping at once attracts a mischievous crowd.
Shopkeepers always rose to their feet the instant
Archdeacon Gray entered the premises ; beggars and
lepers hailed him in the streets ; rough coolies clapped
him familiarly on the back ; and genuine Chinese
ladies of rank and station allowed him to ''per-
sonally conduct" parties into their gardens, and even
into their boudoirs. In fact, the only occasion, during
the whole of my residence in China, on which I had
a good look at a lady's interior apartments was when
Archdeacon Gray led me, quite unchallenged, through
the house or mansion of the celebrated Howqua family.
It was most amusing. There sat the old lady, like
Mrs. Wardle ntire^ crooning on a dalfs, surrounded
by her maids; they knitting, holding the mistress's
pipe, and discoursing soft (?) music. We two youngsters
stood at the door and listened to the explanations of
our mentor or showman. "There, Mr. Parker, you
will observe the small feet of Mrs. Howqua, junior,
to the right ; below sits! the ingenuous handmaid,
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whose feet, you will notice, are large, as it befits her
exiguous rank," and so on.
The venerable guide was rather fond of sonorous
language, and a good story is told of the Duke of
Edinbui^h's visit to the intramural Consulate. The deer
were called up to the park gate, and the Archdeacon
(who really spoke very mediocre Chinese) asked the
keeper why they did not come.
The man (as Chinese habitually do when they have
not understood) grinned stupidly, and said: "Aw!"
Being pressed by the Archdeacon, he added "Mou!"
("no got 1").
" What does he say ?" asked Prince Alfred eagerly.
" Your royal highness, the man says that, look
whithersoever he will, he really cannot discern the
whereabouts of the deer."
" A d expressive language, the Chinese ! "
muttered the amused prince to his friends.
But, notwithstanding these little peculiarities, which
were immortalised in a book he wrote before his
marriage — so strange in language that it had to be
called in and re-edtted — Archdeacon Gray was a
kind and sterling man, and in many ways was the
Winnington- Ingram of the "City of Rams": he was
also a warm friend of mine, and even honoured me
by dining with me occasionally. This was a very
rare distinction in his bachelor days, when he used
to work hard all day at a rural retreat. There he
kept his papers, and only came home to sleep. Too
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often he surrendered his own house to European
inebriates, released or repentant criminals, and occa-
sionally humbugs, who used to come up from Hongkong
to abuse his simple credulousness and hospitality. He
was an exceedingly handsome man, with a frank,
kindly, generous face ; he was never seen, even in the
hottest sun or heaviest rain, except with a "pot hat"
on, and in full clerical attire, fashioned out of black
silk or alpaca : he was never known to be ai^ry, and
he never refused anything at alt reasonable asked of
him in the way of charity ; above all, he never tried
to forcibly "convert" us sinners, for which we were
all deeply grateful. When he went away in 1875, he
was accompanied to the steamer by a huge crowd,
bearing flags, banners, and " popular " umbrellas ;
clanging gongs and letting off crackers ; with more
^clat than even the most popular of viceroys. After
his marriage and return to Canton, his influence waned
a little, for the Chinese do not approve of married
priests ; at all events, they revere celibacy more ; and,
besides, so tender-hearted a man as the Archdeacon
naturally found new cares and interests, which severed
many of his old Chinese ties.
His parting sermon in 1875 was the occasion of a
remarkable bathos. Sir Brooke Robertson, living in
the yatftin, rarely came to church ; but he did so on
this occasion. Everyone was there, and the Archdeacon
was just drawing the tears from all eyes by his melli-
fluous words of parting, when a Chinaman walked
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in and whispered something to a missionary. The
missionary silently walked out Then some one else
walked out Then some one whispered to Sir Brooke,
and he to the vice-consul : on this they and I walked
out — I out of curiosity. This was the signal for a
general stampede : a fire had occurred at Mr. Noyes'
house, and in five minutes Sir Brooke was " directing
salvage operations"; the congregation was scaling
rafters and pitching furniture about ; and — a cloud
overspread the Archdeacon's features. But still he
never showed anger ; indeed, he had not done so even
on a memorable occasion when once attacked in the
country by a mob. To use his own words : " Would
you believe it, Mr. Hardy? They laid hands upon me.
They cast me down. They seized upon my clothes,
and they rent them. Having placed me prostrate on
the ground, they tore off my trousers, raised my shirt,
and regarded my abdomen ! "
SIR SAMUEL BAKER, PASHA
A MISSIONARY named Grundy once applied at Canton
for a passport to travel in the interior, but as he bad
not sent his dollar fee, it was necessary to write to
him at Hongkong and state that the sum in question
was due. I forget exactly how the matter got en-
tangled, but when the approaching daily steamer was
announced by the usual steam-whistle, one of the
t'ing-ch'ai% was sent down to meet it, so that Mr.
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Grundy, if there, might not have the trouble of walking
in the hot sun up to the Consulate ; or so that, if not
there, the mate might receive the passport in exchange
for the dollar. An open letter, or "chit," was given
to the Chinaman, who was told to ask for "Missi
Grundy," or " Missi Grundy letter ; " collect the dollar,
and hand him or the mate the passport (but only if
he got the dollar); stating to him that he would just
have time to get into the city gate before sunset; or
to start at once inland, if that were his intention. It
was Saturday, and of course the Consulate was closed
on Sunday.
By and by the messenger came back to me, in a
flushed and excited state, with a pencil message :
" I don't know what this fellow means by addressing
me as 'Mrs. Grundy,' and I object to giving him a
dollar. S. B."
I at once sent word back verbally that "no dollar,
no can catchee paper." The t'tng-cWai had also
brought a cover containing the passport, which, he
said, " Missi Galunti no wanchee."
While all this was going on, the mails from the
steamer came in, and the consul (who lived in the
city, and was anxious to get back before the gates
were shut) was hastily overhauling his letters. So was
I ; but in the midst of this innocent occupation I
heard a mouvenunt outside, and the Ving-Mai ran in
to say : " Missi Galunti have come he-selfu."
I looked out, and saw a stalwart, bearded man of
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most unclerical appearance, — suggesting as little as
possible the illustrious name he had scornfully rejected, —
excitedly walking across the " compound," and mopping
his heated brow : a card was brought in to me inscribed :
'* Sir Samuel Baker, Pasha."
At that instant the consul came into my room and
began: "I say, here's a letter from Pope Hennessy,
saying " when I interrupted him by showing him
the card, and asking: ''What on earth does all this
mean ? "
However, I heard no more; the consul rushed out
and invited the mysterious stranger into his private
room, where a lively discussion in high tones went on
for some time. Neither of us had the remotest idea
that Sir Samuel Baker was even " cast of Suez, etc, etc.,"
where (vide Mr. Kipling).
By degrees it transpired that Governor John Pope
Hennessy had been entertaining the newly-arrived Sir
Samuel Baker and his wife the day before, and had
promised personally to write to the consul in order
that a t'ing'ch*ai might meet them, and that they
might see as much of Canton as possible during forty
hours; that is, before the steamer should return to
Hongkong early on the following Monday morning.
Sir Samuel had got the mate (as per local custom)
to overhaul the " loose letters," in order that he might
make sure that the Governor had not forgotten to write.
There was the O.H.M.S. cover right enough ; but the
Governor's letter had come through the post-office,
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and the loose official letter was the consular cover in
which Mr. Grundy had been requested to send his
reply or his dollar: at least (if my memory be in-
accurate), the inextricable confusion had arisen in a
way analogous to that described. However that may
be, it was too late for Lady Baker to leave the steamer
and "catch the gate" that night, and the consul had
therefore perforce to return within the walls alone, and
send Sir Samuel back to pass the night on board the
steamer. All this explanation came out the next day at
" tiffin " in the yamin^ when I had the honour to meet
the distinguished pair of travellers, and to contribute
my quota to the solution of the aforesaid mystery.
Curiously enough. Sir Samuel's successor in the
Soudan, Colonel Gordon, had, only two months pre-
viously, also come up to Canton for a week end : he
likewise missed the gate, and drifted into my company
for a short time.
AN IMPERIAL AMBASSADOR
After ten days of wet weather, sloppy, grimy inns,
and absence of sunshine, I sallied out one bright
morning, amid the chirping of birds and the waking
up of nature, from the tiny walled city of Wu-ch'wan
in North Kwei Chou : perhaps the absolute extremity
of Chinese poverty and simplicity is reached in this
remote region. I was marching in the hot sun ahead
of the official chair, clad in absolutely nothing but a
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pair of white canvas shoes, a duck pantalon^ and a
gauze singlet. An enormous pith hat and an umbrella
with extra white cover completed a costume more
sans'gine than official. Neither Chang-erh nor Wang-6rh
cared one straw about either the air or the colouring
of nature : their only anxiety was that I should keep
far enough on ahead not to shame them out of their
cheap bamboo sedans, and thus force them to walk.
We had lost sight of the town, crossed several
ranges of hills, and at last plunged into a charming valley,
through which ran a rippling river. Looking on ahead,
I observed that we had to cross a long "stepping-
stone" bridge — i,e, drums of stone are set in the
river at distances of two feet, and you have to jump
from one to the other. In fine weather this is all very
well, but when the torrent is raging and the wind
blowing, the sensation of staggering about inside a chair
is far from pleasant ; hence I made for a small temple
or shrine on the road-side in order to wait and see
our cavalcade across, and to carry my own valuables.
As I approached the tiny joss-house, a remarkably
clean and spruce Chinaman, apparently of the well-
to-do salt-tradesman-r«;;/-purchased-title class, rode up
on a sleek mule, hitched his beast to the door-post of
the little temple, and stepped in under cover.
In China every one dismounts on meeting a " bigger
man '' than himself, unless he can se sauver round a
friendly corner : here the paved road was only fourteen
inches wide, with impossibilities at both sides. I was
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astonished at the spectacle of so much wealth in a
district where hard lumps of salt are " gold," and where
potatoes and maize are the only things to spend it on.
I turned to question him, and was then still more
astonished to find a Celestial with so bright and
intelligent a face. He had his huge straw hat on, but
he at once removed it so as to deferentially " drop his
pigtail."
Suddenly an idea struck me : " Vous ites franfats^
Monsieur.*^
" Mais out) Monsieur.** He conned me suspiciously,
as though to say: ''You are a queer-looking man
to speak French."
His name was Decouvre, of the Missions Etrangires^
and he was on his usual pastoral rounds. My caravan
was still some distance off, and I therefore proposed,
looking towards it, to offer him a cigar ; he carried
some claret in his wallet (probably altar wine) which he
generously asked me to share. He said doubtfully:
" Are you with the great man ? "
" What great man ? "
" On pritendqtCun grand ambassadeur imperial va venir**
He had precipitately descended from his mule lest the
satellites of the ambassadorial personage should " shove
him off " as he stood betwixt the wind and my nobility.
However, here was my procession. First came
Wang-firh and Chang-erh, both asleep, with their
tongues hanging out, their wretched coolies grunting
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floundered along ; then came my green chair, rakishly
cocked on one side to ease the light-hearted bearers*
shoulders — the extra crew were cracking jokes and
munching pea-nuts ; last, came the big baggage trunk,
just like a coffin. The French priest still looked
nervously in the direction whence I had come, but I
assured him there was no one else of quality on the
road. "Then," he said, "that empty chair must be
the ambassador's chair ; but where is the great man ? "
At last it came out that I myself was the individual
in question ; and it seems reports had been spread
throughout the length and breadth of the land that
I had been commissioned (query, by whom) to
enquire into everything and deal summarily with
everybody. As no Chinese convert of any rank can
even sit down unasked in a French priest's presence,
not to say ride in a chair, it is not difficult to
picture his confusion of mind on beholding a fat cook
and a lanky fing-^h'ai taking their ease in chairs,
whilst the great man himself tramped about in a
shilling singlet Ah! bah I ces Anglais I
HOW THE CHINESE TELEGRAPHS USED
TO WORK
Some one is said to have defined diplomacy as the
art of manipulating truth for the advantage of one's
country ; but it is more charitable to suppose that
well-meaning men become so inoculated with the
"A TANGLED WEB WE WEAVE" 299
suspicions inseparable from their calling that some-
times they have a difficulty in recognising the truth
when it is submitted to them, especially when they
imagine their own repute for sagacity is endangered.
The capital of Corea has, from the beginning of
foreign intercourse, been a place where mares* nests
and revolutions have had mushroom growth. In the
winter of 1884 the outs made a murderous onslaught
upon the ins ; the Post Office was destroyed during
the diplomatic dinner which inaugurated its one
day's total existence ; and the foreign envoys were
only too glad to escape with their lives to their
respective residences. Immediately after this event
Sir Harry Parkes invited me to begin a new career
in that troublous country, having judged from the
results of the W^nchow rising that there was reason-
able ground for presuming a capacity to deal gently
with such weaknesses of human nature as were
likely to be generated in a soil so fertile in make-
believe situations as that of Corea.
After nearly two years' initiation, during which
one foolish Chinese ballon dUssai was pricked (in
the manner already described), I heard rumours of
strange complications in the capital. Several diplo-
matists came down to Chemulpho to ask my
assistance quietly ; but as it was no part of my duty
to thrust myself forward, I contented myself with
doing all I could to dispel misunderstandings, and
to support the action of my own able chief, who.
300 DISTINGUISHED FOREIGNERS
on his part, availed himself almost daily of this
modest support But severe illness forced him to leave
the country very suddenly : he accepted the hospi-
tality of my house, and invited me to acquaint myself
with the papers he had left at SOul, indispensable to
rescue his fellow-workers from the prevailing con-
fusion. But, as his successor was daily expected, I
contented myself with writing to welcome the latter,
in order to offer him my best services ; announcing
my intention to leave to the departing incumbent the
full credit of having secured a safe anchorage amidst
a maze of dangers. But urgent messages represented
to me even more forcibly than he had done the duty
of proceeding at once to Soul in the general public
interest
The very first person I encountered at Soul asked :
" What is wrong ? How is it they say you cannot
be trusted?"
My reply to this was : " Why, every one knows I
have just been doing my best to put the mess
straight, and have succeeded fairly well."
" I know you have ; but there, in black and white,
is the evidence of what I say."
" Probably it is a foolish mistake."
The following day I visited all the seven or eight
diplomatists, and discovered that, owing to the general
muddle, half of them viewed the other half with a
suspicion approaching hostility. The Corean mob
had so exaggerated the bearing of baseless rumours
"BASELESS FABRIC OF THIS VISION" 301
that one diplomatist had even packed his family and
belongings into carts, with the intention of sending
them for safety to Chemulpho ; his own intention,
of course, being not to fly from danger. He said :
" I bear no personal ill-will on account of this
mistake" (the origin of which he proved to me),
''but I do not like advantage to be taken of a
manifest error, which I condone, in order to impute
blame to us and to gain a political advantage. It is
not generous."
I replied that I would do my utmost to smooth
matters over honourably without hurting any one's
feelings, and that it was quite certain no high British
authority was conscious of or would countenance
anything of the kind he seemed to believe me
cognisant of; moreover, that I was myself somewhat
nonplussed at certain contradictions.
Not understanding the origin of these strange
suspicions about myself, I left Soul at once, deter-
mined to avoid iall connection with diplomatic mystery
until the matter should have been explained in a
straightforward way. But no such explanations were
obtainable; added to which I noticed at Chemulpho
with some uneasiness that some of my own telegrams
received did not seem to correspond with the tenour
of those sent Thinking it possible that the Soul
telegraph-office was at fault, I proceeded thither once
more, requesting to see the originals. The Chinese
clerk at once spontaneously handed to me all telegrams
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sent and received by officials of all nationalities during
a period of several months back.
While all this was going on, things were further
complicated by a man telegraphing to me to ''re-
consider my statement of the truth," and then writing
to say that he himself had unwittingly caused the
whole trouble. He also had, it appeared, detained my
telegram, and thus brought on the unintelligible replies.
Meanwhile, a diplomatist (whose honesty of purpose
I at once recognised) evinced both suspicion and
alarm, and I therefore had to announce to him my
intention not to be deterred by baseless suspicions,
and my determination to resist anything resembling a
menace. I was quite prepared (I added) to carry the
matter before the highest possible authorities in Europe,
At this disagreeable stage I received two messages :
" We jointly repudiate the particular suspicion charged
upon you in one of our names ; we never gave our
sanction. We think X. has deceived you, and trust
you will not make us all look foolish."
I asked : " Why this reserve about one particular
charge? I do not admit the justice of any chaise
of bad faith at all. X. seems to have shown some
meanness ; but I decline to accuse him, or to state
anything I do not know to be true ; besides, you
yourselves were cognisant of his mistake before you
exposed me to this risk."
My successor had now arrived; and, therefore,
having already declined to serve in the absence of
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any frank explanation from the diplomats concerned,
I left Corea.
My successor did not know how I had settled the
matter at the moment I left. It was thus : I first
passed over diplomacy altogether, and recorded the
truth as I believed it ; and there it remains, if any one
wishes and has a right to ask for it. As to the mere
brawl or personal question, I reflected that my chief
adversary had acted in good faith; two of the other
three had been placed in such an involved and difficult
situation that extenuating circumstances were allowable.
The third was doubtful, but kindly disposed. I felt
that no one of the four either could or durst injure me
in an open way, and I therefore decided to take
the whole blame of the misunderstanding on myself,
and thus summarily and peremptorily cut the matter
short. At the same time I wrote to say that I ex-
pected the expressions of suspicion to be withdrawn,
and would never rest until they were. Of none of
the four concerned have I at any period, then or
since, asked the slightest favour.
Many ambassadors and ministers in Europe, in
active service or retired, are quite familiar with the
particulars of this case. Possibly they regard it, as
I have always wished to do, as a mere chinoiserie.
If they doubt the fairness of what I say, let them stand
forward face to face with me. The present satisfac-
tion suffices for me now, for I feel that I occupy a
more generous standpoint than the best of them.
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CHAPTER XIV
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CHANG-feRH'S WINNINGS
ALTHOUGH I knew that Chang-firh neither
drank nor gambled in the ordinary sense, yet
I thought it good policy to harp upon his one re-
deeming vice in a generally preventive sense, and
accordingly I took advantage of his heart being
too large for monopoly by one woman, periodically
to **talk at" those reprehensible persons who spent
their time in drinking, gaming, and the stews.
Notwithstanding his similarity in many respects to
Mr. Samuel Weller, there was a strain of the Job
Trotter in Chang-6rh's composition, and he often
brushed away a tear at the thought that his master
was so dense as to suspect him of drinking and
smoking opium.
One day he came in his best clothes (which, he
always explained on these rare occasions, he put
on to increase my dignity) to ask for two days'
leave in order to go to Macao (from Canton). I
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readily gave it, but on broad principles I considered
it best to trot out the old growl about the saloons,
the bagnios, and the stews.
Two days later Chang-firh returned as I was taking
my afternoon tea on the verandah, and, with an injured
air, threw down a bundle on the table before me.
'' I've won these two hundred dollars at the Macao
lottery. I didn't like to tell you why I wanted leave
until I had secured the money. I do not gamble, but
I have recently taken lottery tickets, in the full belief
that Heaven would reward a just man. I came empty-
handed into the world, and empty-handed I go out
of it. Man grows out of the ground [he did not
explain this process], and returns to the ground. I
give you these dollars : you are my master, and you
once clothed me with an old singlet I have followed
you for over ten years [this was in 1879], and no
one eke can tolerate my rigid character. I never
make squeezes ; your money is as my money. I wish
you to apply these two hundred dollars to my benefits,
as you think proper."
Chang-firh felt so sorry for himself in thus con-
templating the wicked world he was obliged to live
in, that he turned round to conceal his emotion, and
to transfer his tears to the cuff of his shirt
"Well," said I, *'you need not brag. I never saw
much good in you, and I only keep you because
I am accustomed to you, and you make a good
curry."
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It was then arranged that I should keep one hundred
dollars for him, and that he should spend forty dollars
on bracelets, earrings, and other jade ornaments for his
mother and his wife, both in Peking. There were
some other financial arrangements by way of pro-
viding a pension for his mother, who for fifteen years
after that drew from him an allowance of five dollars
a month.
Chang-firh's emotion was so great that he "con-
firmed his offer" to do duty thenceforward, both as
cook and "boy," for seven dollars a month besides
the five ; and he did so, without a serious break. By
the other servants he was always regarded as half a
lunatic and half a blackguard ; but his proficiency in
the Pekingese tongue, coupled with his genius as a
raconteur, always kept him " cock of the walk."
HONGKONG SALTSMUGGLERS
The smuggling of salt and opium from Hongkong to
the mainland gave rise to incessant recriminations, and
to the so-called Blockade of Hongkong — t\e, in 1867
the Hoppo established a cordon of stations on the
mainland and on the islands round Hongkong ; he also
bought a fleet of steam-cruisers to " chivy " the delin-
quent junks into his net. Until 1887, when it was found
expedient to transfer these stations to Sir Robert Hart
(under the collective names of Kowloong for Hong-
kong, and Lappa for Macao), the collection of /iJkm
"THE LAW IS A HASS" 307
was managed by the Chinese themselves. Meanwhile,
their cruisers used to watch the narrow entrances to
Hongkong — a very easy thing to do— and occasionally,
in the excitement of the moment, cross the line in
fresh pursuit. Naturally, the Chinese could always
bring a batch of witnesses to swear and prove that
the capture was made beyond colonial waters; on the
other hand, the captive junk-master was not exactly
an unprejudiced witness when he and his crew, to
save their skins and their salt, swore that they were
distinctly within the limits of Hongkong jurisdiction.
One of these "mixed" cases occurred shortly after
my second arrival in Canton, and of course both sides
were bound to assume the truth of their own case ;
otherwise there would be no advantage in bringing
forward the case at all. The Viceroy Liu K'un-yih
was a just and fair-minded man : he, on his part, sent
down a high European customs official (Mr. McLeavy
Brown) to make enquiry ; or, rather, he asked him as a
favour to go, for he had no power to " order " him — any
thing savouring of a " request and require " in customs
matters must come from the Hoppo. Just then irre-
fragable evidence was accidently discovered that the
slashed anchor-cable of the captured junk was still
attached to the anchor, which lay imbedded un-
mistakably within Hongkong waters. There was no
getting over this, though "in law and theory" the
proof that the anchor could not be there was absolute.
However, as we all know, the "law is a hass"; and,
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as the Chinese say : " What exists not in reason may
exist in fact."
These cases are, of course, ** diplomatically " pressed
by the Consul at Canton on behalf of the Governor of
Hongkong, who has no power to dictate. But it so
happened just then that the exceedingly able and
vivacious Sir John (then Mr.) Pope Hennessy was
meritoriously anxious to cultivate the good graces of
the Chinese in general, and of the Viceroy in particular.
On the other hand, Liu K'un-yih is not the person to
cultivate even the Emperor's good graces, still less
those of a foreign official ; moreover, he is a man who
never " goes behind," — a virtue which some of our own
diplomatists of the Parisian school might cultivate with
advantage.
The situation was ridiculous. Governor Hennessy
wrote the very day the anchor was discovered — or, at
least, constat^^io say that he had decided not to
press the case for the boatman ; on the same day the
Viceroy, who had proved his case, wished, on the broad
grounds of common-sense, to surrender the junk to the
unhappy boatman ; but he could not because no one
"claimed the revoke." Under these circumstances the
Consul, who was a man highly venerated by the Viceroy,
decided to send me to interview the Salt Commissioner,
— a Manchu of the Imperial family, who spoke pure
Pekingese, and was therefore exceptionally accessible
to the poetry of pleas.
The "arrangement" is a good instance of the
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reasonableness of mandarins when approached "com-
fortably," without fuss and feathers. Ch'Sngfu said :
" The anchor business is of course awkward ; but as the
Viceroy has proved his case, I can't give him away, at
all events without asking him. Besides, the junk is
broken up, and the cargo already sold : we caiit give
it up, even if we wished to do so." The reply was : " Oh !
that's easy enough. Buy another junk like it, and fill
it with salt I will undertake that the junkman gets
justice without the Governor being informed officially at
all. The Viceroy can write us a severe letter of censure
if he likes, upon the terms of which you and I can
agree, and prove anything he has a fancy to prove in
order to save his face, so long as we get the junk."
This was done : the junk was shortly afterwards sent
quietly down to the Harbour-master of Hongkong,
"chock full" of salt; and there the matter dropped.
The Chinese claimants had thus not to cry out, as
the traditional Roman litigant did to the "fancy"
lawyers : " Yes, gentlemen, very learned ; but pray
speak about my goats. Revenons d nos fnoutonsJ*
A SCANDALOUS SQUEEZE
Under the treaty, traitorous (or loyal, according to
taste) Chinese who had aided the English army were
not to be directly or indirectly persecuted, and amongst
the greatest of these traitors (or heroes) was Kwok
A-cheong, the millionaire of Hongkong. But the
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Hoppo of Canton had just lost money by having
to go away for three months and mourn for his
mother (Tartars " do " three months instead of putting
in the full classical three years) : hence his coffers were
low, and he looked about him wildly for game of
any odd kind to fill up his scanty bag withaL
We were horrified one day to hear that Kwok
A-cheong*s son had been arrested on the West
River, and been held to ransom. It was a stupid thing
for young Kwok to do, to fall into this trap ; for,
even if his father had been a British subject, which
was doubtful, that did not make his sons British
unless born in a British colony; which was also, in
this particular instance, doubtful ; moreover, Chinese-
British subjects were only locally so, unless they elected
to wear some external mark of nationality; to report,
and to register ; which was all worse than doubtful, for
it was all certain — but unluckily in the n^ative. Yet
the true facts were well known : young Kwok was an
opium-smoker, and had naturally taken enough good
opium for a few weeks' sail iip a poor and outlandish
river ; he had also taken, as all rich Chinese commonly
do without anticipating danger, a few clocks and
musical boxes as presents to friends.
But the whole business had been managed by agents^
provocateurs under the Hoppo's own supervision, and
the difficulty was how to prove it. All high officials
have a right to ** command " the hien^ and accordingly
Kwok was sent by the Hoppo to the hietis gaol.
"PUT MONEY IN THY PURSE" 3"
The first step of the Consulate was to "lay it on
thick" at once, and demand from the hien the
instant release of a British subject. It was hoped
that the hietiy who was a sensible man, would "drop
it," before the Hoppo had time to consult the foreign
busybodies who are always at hand with "legal"
advice. However, the hien, like a modern Pontius
Pilate, simply washed his hands of the whole business,
and sent the man back to the Hoppo, who, with
Manchu temerity, stuck bravely to his guns : and really
he was right — i,e. he would have been right, if we had
not known he was doing a put-up job. He argued,
of course : " Every penny of the revenue I collect
belongs to his Majesty. Here is a Chinese subject,
in Chinese dress, and a Chinese boat ; with no papers,
external marks, or flag ; smuggling opium and clocks.
What right have you to demand his release, or ask
what penalty I intend to impose in the Emperor's
name ? "
Meanwhile, Kwok A-cheong sent up one of those
doubtful foreigners who always hang on to the skirts
of rich Chinamen : he was an Irishman, of the type
one occasionally meets on the strand of the various
Pacific islands, " running " some petty king. It was
evident from his manner that he had power to offer
any money to get the man out ; but as no money
was wanted at the Consulate, he was bowed out and
assured that all that was possible would be done, no
matter what he, or old Kwok, or any one else wanted ;
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(and I hope, for his own sake, he made a good thing
out of it for himself).
The duel with the Hoppo went on for a fortnight,
''time" being called on several occasions; when at
length, fortunately, Governor Pope Hennessy (whether
intentionally or not I do not know) did us a really
good turn. Apropos of quite another matter, he said :
" If any one of the Hoppo's cruisers is caught making
arrests in Hongkong waters again, I shall have to
confiscate such cruiser."
The straining of language on both sides had
already reached artistic limits. It was not difficult,
however, with such an elastic language as the Chinese,
to translate this handy threat quite accurately, but at
the same time to make it sound: ''If we can once get
hold of the Hoppo's big steamer, we shall seize it,"
and, by writing one despatch on two subjects, to refer
the threat back in imagination to the prisoner Kwok
Yao. Anywise, a copy was sent to the Viceroy Liu
K'un-yih, who had been looking on all this time as an
amused spectator, wondering who would "come out
top" from the scrimmage. Alarmed now at the
possible gravity of the political developments, he did
what Chinese viceroys will very rarely do — he exercised
his supreme, or " urgent," authority over the Hoppo,
and ordered the instant release of the man.
The Viceroy, three days later, came in person, and
told us the whole story in detail as a fine joke. He
said (in his fearful dialect) that the Hoppo's proposed
«WHBN A LADY'S IN THE CASE" 313
squeeze amounted to — he pulled a face and crossed
his two forefingers like a horse-dealer (a cross means
four or ten, according to whether Maltese or St
George's). I asked : " Ss wan ? " (four myriads). He
said eagerly : " Zz vaa ! " {shih'Wan)—Le, ten myriads,
or one hundred thousand dollars — perhaps a hundred
thousand taels; I forget which.
WHO'LL BUY MY GINGHAM?
When I was travelling in Sz Ch'wan, both my
boatmen and my chairman used to annoy me by
repeated and interminable delays whilst they chaffered
about the price of straw-shoes, fuel, rice, or some other
necessary trifle ; the whole value of which never ex-
ceeded a few pence, but the contested margin of
which was rarely more than a farthing. I found it
paid me much better to order twenty pairs of shoes,
a hundredweight of fuel, or whatever ran short, and
give it to them for nothing: the cost to me was
practically nil^ in the scale of my daily expenditure ;
but it pleased them, and gave me an agreeable air
of magnifico (if not, occasionally, mentecato or loco).
One hot day I had taken refuge from the sun in my
chair, whilst the bearers were swabbing themselves down
and refreshing themselves at a rustic stall (under the
inevitable travellers' banyan tree, which shades every
Sz Ch'wan village) with a cup of gruel and a smoke.
A small crowd had collected in the vicinity, and, for
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want of something better to do, I listened to the
conversation. One man held a common, green-paper
umbrella in his hand, which he was regarding thought-
fully and stroking, much as a puzzled "vet." fingers
a horse's hough. He nodded significantly to an old
woman, who watched appealingly for his opinion. A
nice Utile boy by her side eagerly handed the umbrella
to several other thoughtful critics ; it was opened, held
up to the sun, scrutinised, and carefully considered
by all. My chair-coolies then joined in the discussion ;
and soon there were signs of animation, if not of
anger. A choc d'intirits had taken place.
" Boy, go and see what it is."
"It is an old woman who wants to sell her
umbrella."
" What for ? "
" She says she has seven more days* journey to tramp,
and has spent all her copper cash."
I then walked up and interviewed the old lady.
She had that polished, brown, parchment face, deeply
wrinkled and thickly freckled, so common to Chinese
female rustics ; her wisp of grey hair was done up
into a tiny top-knot on her streaky, bright crown •
like all her kind she went bareheaded, but carried a
huge straw hat slung to her side for occasional wear ;
her attire was the usual blue cotton, trimmed with
cheap Birmingham braid, all well washed and whole-
some. She told me her story : she had been on the
plod for some time, and had to get to a city far
"HER 'PRENTICE HAN' SHE TRIED" 315
away beyond Chungking. According to the unanimous
testimony of the villagers, the umbrella was worth from
one hundred and forty to one hundred and fifty cash,
(fivepence-farthing to sixpence) ; and the average daily
rate at the inns en route would be from fifty to seventy
cash apiece per diem, first class. It was a distressing
situation ; but she really must raise " a string " in some
way. The landlord, meanwhile, clapped down a " cat-
head " {i,e. the contents of two bowls jammed into
one) of rice on the table, evidently intending to give
it for nothing (it was worth less than a farthing).
I was so distressed at the thought of the old woman
trudging with her tiny stumps hungrily along for two
hundred miles, dragging with her the bright child, that
I ordered a string of one thousand cash to be at once
fished up from the "well" of the sedan-chair. But
just at that instant the little boy, misunderstanding
my movement, rashly pulled out a piece of silver from
his sleeve, and ordered it to be weighed ; it was
perhaps worth six hundred cash. Seeing this, I
reduced my largess to four hundred.
" Look, look, old lady ! His Excellency bestows four
hundred cash upon you."
The old woman did not seem quite to understand
the situation, and never even thanked the barbarian ;
but I left her, like Pierre Loti's friend, counting out
the money, and muttering to see if it was correct.
Old women are invariably treated with respect by
every one, and they usually deserve it. Their age
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exempts them from the necessity of simulating exces-
sive modesty, and their tempers seem to mellow as
the troubles of motherhood and mother-in-law-hood
fade into long-past souvenirs de jeunesse. They usually
have a good deal of kindness and bonhomie in their
composition, and they are no mean doctors where it
is a question of simple chill, fever, or other obvious
malady. They are sympathetic, unexacting, severely
conservative, and often inclined to be religious ; this
last virtue is called *' superstition " by missionaries ; but
it becomes " piety " when they nominally accept Chris-
tianity. And it is not difficult to get a Chinese woman
to do that if her husband does it; nor is it difficult
to make the husband do it if his father had done
it before him ; in that case, indeed, he is bom to it,
and needs no making. Nascitur^ non fit
THERE'S MONEY IN IT
One of the most lucrative trades around Shanghai
and Chinkiang used to be, and perhaps still is, that
of being shot The way it was worked was thus. The
merchants often go up the creeks in house-boat parties,
or wander about the fields in the outskirts, looking
for snipe. There are no hedges or game laws any-
where in China, and innumerable small boys are always
at hand to do the beating, gun-carrying, ditching, and
picking up. It often occurred, under these circum-
stances, that a few dust-shot were put into the calf of
« HAVE MEN ABOUT ME THAT ARE FAT" 317
a man's leg ; and occasionally even an eye was injured.
But, just as with the fixed compensation for injury
to fields during the paper hunts, so with the parents
of small boys shot, of the relatives of adults, a fairly
definite tariff gradually established itself; so much so
that people used deliberately to dodge behind bushes,
or lurk in the ditches, so as to be ready (reversing
the action of the Boers) to raise their hands and
yell the instant a gun went off in that direction.
Very few Chinese rustic skins are without an
assortment of sores and bruises ; and nothing was,
therefore, easier than to rub a shot or some powder
in, or to pretend that " internal injury " had occurred.
As the irate villagers thronged round with their poles
(all peasants have a carrying pole at hand), timid or
non-Chinese-speaking sportsmen were often only too
glad to compromise on the spot; especially if a few
old women with buckets of liquid manure joined in
the discussion. Otherwise the case was brought
through the hieii before the English Police Court, or
even before the Supreme Court; or it was arbitrated
by the consul ; or by a joint body.
It was, therefore, a fine fat day for the Chinamen
of Chinkiang, when a couple of thriving lawyers from
Hongkong — one a genuine K.C. — came up for a week's
shooting. I happened to meet them a few days after
the "tragedy," and they told me exactly what had
occurred. Neither spoke a single word of the local
dialect, or of any dialect at all approaching it ; they
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went out alone ; and they were everywhere followed
by the usual assortment of impudent, officious boys,
who of course were able to differentiate the greenhorn
from the local barbarian genus, Mr. McKean tried
to " shoo " them away, and, in so doing, somehow let
off his gun. Down dropped a boy at once like a
lump of lead ; and instantly there was' a roar, a
rush, an earthquake, and, so to speak, the end of
the world. Naturally the lawyers at first assumed
that the whole thing was a " plant," and were inclined
to argue. Amidst a forest of poles, and a whirl-
wind of gesticulations and howls, the two barristers
were seized and bound. Mr. Hayllar was, after a time,
set free, and allowed to make arrangements in com-
parative unrestraint. I forget exactly how far he was
kept under surveillance ; but his friend had to undergo
the torture of having bamboo withes tightly bound
round his wrists, besides suffering imprisonment and
semi-starvation in uncomfortable rustic quarters for
many hours, if not for a whole day and night When
I saw him, he still bore the marks of " strangulation "
upon his arms and hands.
On this occasion the boy really had been shot,
under their very noses, as dead as a door-nail.
The persuasive and forensic arts of a dumb K.C.
" gesticulating in English " were vain before a rustic
forum of garlicky Chinamen ; however successful they
might always hitherto have been before a bewigged
Chief Justice, or a smug jury. They were " in for it "
QUIS TEMPERET A LACHRYMIS? 319
with a vengeance ; and of course " life for life " was
urgently demanded by way of forcing the purse-strings
wide open, and striking hard while the iron was
hot. On the whole they got off very cheaply: the
boy's life was priced at a few hundred dollars (say,
at then rates, about ;f 40 or £so), which, though not
much for gentlemen who batten on retaining fees
and refreshers, is quite a fortune for a Chinese peasant
family.
THE SALT-SMUGGLER
When I went up the Yangtsze in a native boat
from Ichang to Chungking, the captain made no
secret of the fact that he was ballasting my boat
with a cargo of Hwai salt, which in Sz ChVan has
quite a fancy price. But it was local custom to
smuggle, and I certainly was not going to risk my
life in the rapids by arguing with a discontented
crew. In coming down the Chdh Kiang rivers, I also
observed that the local skipper took advantage of
my official position to run a cargo. If he had been
caught (I think he was) I should not have interfered,
so long as I got to the end of my journey without
delay. I never took any steps to prevent smuggling
by my servants, except where foreign steamers,
foreign custom-houses, or the Consulate reputation
was concerned Caveat actor.
One day my late friend Paulus von Moellendorff,
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320 RAISING THE WIND
(who, until his lamentable death last April, had been
attached to the Imperial Customs as a high func-
tionary,) was coming up the Yangtsze among the
steamer passengers, when he chanced to look into one
of the boxes which had been shoved well under his
berth. This particular box was not a cabin box, but
was supposed to carry blacking-brushes, and oddments
of that kind ; and it struck him as singular that so
cumbrous and unpolite an article should have been
carried in there. To his astonishment he found it
full of salt Without saying anything to his " boy,"
who was peacefully slumbering in the native portion
astern, he gave orders for the contents of the box
to be emptied into the river through the capacious
port-hole.
On arrival at Kewkiang (three days' sail), the
"boy" of course turned up to collect the luggage,
and to superintend its removal ashore. Nothing was
said. When he lugged out the box, a slight pallor
suffused (as a good Irishman would say) his blushing
countenance; and the corners of his eyes sought
indirect communication with those of his inexorable
master, who meanwhile was gloating over the scene
with sardonic calm. The mental problem for the
boy was : ** Did I forget to put the salt in ; or did
the steward take it out for himself; or is the master
*in' with somebody, either in view of profit, or of
my detection ? " It was like the dilemma of the tiger-
pursued American who had jumped inside the camel's
WAS SEIN MUSS, DAS GESCHEHE 321
body : " Shall I bunk in ; or shall I bunk out ; or
shall I gnaw away to make him travel}^*
If any raw hand imagines that under these cir-
cumstances he can catch a Chinaman tripping, he
is very much mistaken. With cheerful alacrity the
boxes and wraps were taken ashore, amid the silent
admiration (to use another Hibernicism) of the skipper,
the European passengers, and the others who were
in the secret Nothing impresses the Chinese more
than silence : left to themselves, they would have
had a fearful row over the matter; not in order to
settle any fanciful point of honour, but with the
purely practical object of finally " locating " the money
loss in copper cash.
These events happened in 1873, and many a time
since then have I had occasion to take them as a
model for my own conduct. Such chinoisertes do no
real harm, and it is foolish to "cut" the poor fellows*
wages, or to send the foolish offenders in for a
flogging, with the Quixotic object of setting up a
standard of morality quite foreign to their natures.
Can the leopard change his spots?
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CHAPTER XV
POLICE AND THEIR MASTERS
THE MANCHU AGENT-PROVOCATEUR
ALTHOUGH the Viceroy Liu K'un-yih is an
honourable man, he is just like our European
statesmen in accepting information where he can get
it: "so are they all, all honourable men." Nor was
Liu K'un-yih the maker of things, which he took as
he found them at Canton : like our own diplomats,
he had to accept the instruments provided for him,
and make the best of them ; but during the time I
knew him at Canton I never heard any subordinate
officers complain that Liu K'un-yih had listened to
statements made privately behind their backs whilst
officially accepting their services, or had made rash
charges against them in order the better to struggle
out of an awkward position himself.
But there was one man, a Manchu, — and a very
chatty, witty fellow, too, — who did complain that his
superiors had done all this to him before Liu K'un-yih
came at all ; and that they had reported his shing-ming
(= repute) to ht p' ing-ch' ang {=i ordinary), — a favourite
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Chinese way of suppressing a subordinate when you
cannot get at him straightforwardly. But it was not
only not Liu K'un-yih who had " reported " him ;
indeed that high officer was even disposed to test
the truth for himself, and I had opportunities of getting
this Manchu many a job on special ^' foreign '' service ;
so I always took these opportunities when they occurred,
for I liked the Tartar's frank and open ways, and
enjoyed brushing up my Pekingese by talking to him
in that dialect.
Hence it came about that Liu K'un-yih thought
he could pick up plenty of miscellaneous information
from foreigners through the said Manchu; and the
Manchu used to seek out all foreign officials, and
even to drop in frequently of an evening to see
me at the old yamht ; to smoke a cigar, and to
" pump " me.
I have not, and never had, the slightest objection to
being pumped {i.e. of all I am willing to disclose), and
think there is sometimes a suspicion of humbug in the
pretended " reserve " of conventional diplomacy, which
as often means incompetence or uncertainty as it means
prudence, and this whether it be Chinese or European :
a man who plays a sensible and straightforward game
needs very little mystification or tampering with the
truth. Hence (to come from generals to specifics) I
allowed the Manchu to pump me freely when he, and
many others of several nationalities, were anxious to be
perfectly exact about Chunghou's doings at Livadia,
324 POLICE AND THEIR MASTERS
on the occasion when a treaty was being negotiated
on the Hi question. And this is how he did it
Rtissian names are not easily rendered into Chinese,
and for some reason the Roman transliteration of one
trisyllabic name was anxiously desired by an official
personage. It would have been perfectly easy to ask
me openly : " Do these three characters represent
' Koyander,' the Russian Ckargi d'affaires ? " But he
chose a more circuitous route, so I said: "Give me
hold of that book you have in your hand, and let me
see the context." (I did not then know the word
" Koyander.")
To my surprise I found the pamphlet comprised the
treaty itself, the Peking correspondence, and the com-
mercial convention, all neatly bound up in one ; it had
just been privately sent to the Manchu by a secretary
in the employ of Chang Chl-tung, who was then
banning to make his name. It had come all the
way from the city of Nan-p'i, near Peking, peissing
simply between friend and friend : it was nothing more
than early news unexpectedly received ; there was
nothing oRicial about it, nor was there any underhand
work. So I said : " Well, I am your friend too ;
just let me look at it comfortably in my own house.
1 will let you have it back for sure after a day
or so."
No one in Europe outside Russia had yet seen the
treaty ; or, at all events, no European in China had
done sa The document was duly returned within
"OPIUM AND HIS BRIDES" 325
forty-eight hours ; and I just mention the episode in
order to instance how clever and secret the Chinese
can be when they particularly wish to pump an ordinary
individual of unsuspecting disposition.
THE VAGABOND ESCORT
Ever since Mr. Margary's murder and the Chefoo
Convention, the Chinese Government has, in its fitful
and incomplete way, made efforts to insist upon
foreigners travelling inland being duly protected and
properly treated. Amongst the measures adopted are
registering their habitations, examining passports,
following movements, and furnishing escorts. These
precautionary steps would be ample — if adequately
carried out ; but the incurable want of thoroughness
in everything Chinese is such that nothing is ever
done properly, even if good faith be used in the attempt
to do it.
As an official, I was treated perhaps a trifle better
than a peripatetic missionary ; but I soon discovered
that my escort men were usually ruffians "on the
make," and therefore I never, under any circum-
stances, allowed my passport out of my hands to
be "copied," — a typical piece of Chinese imbecility
which always meant intolerable delay and extortion.
During my travels in North Sz Ch'wan, one district
magistrate, whom I had ascertained from gossips at
his own door to be a lazy opium-smoker and a good-
326 POLICE AND THEIR MASTERS
for-nothing man all round, absolutely declined to see
me, and sent most impertinent messages to me by his
attendants, or by the police; but I had to get over
twenty more miles that afternoon, and had no time
to let him feel my displeasure in person.
The "escort" on this occasion was simply a single
ragamuffin, with a tattered old official hat, which he
carried with him done up in a red handkerchief, for
use when he should report himself to the next hien.
He had received from his own hien a few cash to
start with, and he had certain rights of " entertainment "
and purveyance en route, apart from anything he could
extract from me. His duty was to "deliver" me safe
and sound to the next city district These and many
other things he told me as we marched amicably
along together under a broiling sun ; in fact, most of
my knowledge of "high life" in yamitis has been
derived from these scallywags.
I said : " Let me look at your warrant"
" Certainly," he said, being himself (as they say in
Lancashire) " no scholard."
It was a printed paper, with names written in the
blank spaces. It ran : " We, the Itien of etc., etc.,
hereby require and command the policeman X. to
take into his custody, item : criminals, one ; native place,
Ying barbarian ; chairs, three ; etc., etc., and him
rightly and surely deliver to the hien of etc., etc.
Tremble and obey ! "
" I will give you a letter to take back to your
"TO WRITE ME DOWN AN ASS" 327
master, and here is a present for yourself. You need
not hand this document in."
My letter ran as follows : " I have safely arrived
here, and your man X. has shown me every
attention, for which I thank you. He informed
me that it was his duty to hand his warrant
in to the neighbouring hien ; but I have myself
kept it (against his earnest entreaties), and given
him this letter to hand to you, instead of your col-
league's official receipt. I do not think you can be
aware that whilst the Tang, the Sung, the Mongol,
Ming, and Manchu dynasties have each in turn
'chased the stag,' the great English dynasty has
ruled for one thousand years without a serious break
in family connection. I have been deputed by the
officers of the same Ying dynasty to travel in Sz Ch'wan.
You declined to sec me when I visited you ; but your
own people told me you were a great opium-smoker,
and never rose till two p.m. I shall be back in
Chungking in eighteen days, and unless I find there
an apology from you, written with your own hand and
in the most courteous language, I shall officially send a
copy of your escort-warrant to Peking, in order that
the Government there may see how their commands
are carried out by district magistrates in this province."
When I reached Chungking, I found a neat letter
from him, written on pretty fancy paper, thanking
me for my magnanimity, and expressing a hope that
I would call in on my way back from the north.
328 POLICE AND THEIR MASTERS
And there the matter dropped ; for really it h
hollow and insufferable official system, rather
the malice of individuals, which evolves these
insults. The whole theory of mandarin rule
mixture of " bluff " and foolish make-believe,
where foreigners are concerned.
MY ESCORT
We were waterbound at K'wei Kwan on the
down from Sz Ch'wan in 1881. This was my
journey in the West, and as I had been laid U{
three months with two sprained ankles, conseq
upon the riot already described, I was not i
mood to be trifled with,
K'wei Kwan is at the mouth of the gorge which o
like a bottle on to the plains of Eastern China,
water rose forty feet in one night ; no boat durst ver
down ; and so, as weeks of wearisome delay wen
the cards, I informed the civil and military mands
in charge of the uncaged wild beast that I intei
to walk ; alone if necessary. There was somethinj
nasty in my eye when I said this that chairs wer
readiness at five next morning, and off we went,
and baggage, six chairs, numberless bearers, es<
cooks, **boy," and what not. I never enjoyed mj
more : over hill and down dale ; across swollen rh
in the mountain clouds; across rickety bridges; pig-s
to live in, nothing but local fare to eat ; simple pec
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wild surroundings ; we were wet through and worn out
every evening ; and the stinkingest barns nursed us into
the sweetest of sleeps, on the filthiest of reed couches.
By degrees I discovered that my military mandarin,
who always carried an executioner's sword in his hand,
was a splendid fellow. Every night he set his soldiers
to work first thing to inflate my air-bed ; he always
got me the best (i>. the most private) room or bunk ;
kept away the crowds with his sword ; and, in short,
acted as "head bottle-washer" all round, in quite an
undemonstrative way.
The civil mandarin, who had set out on his duties with
great courtesy and dignity, proved rather a nuisance
than otherwise, as time wore on. He used to sit
down before I sat down, try to secure the best room,
assume to give his own orders to start, and so on. No
one is disposed to be less exacting than myself in points
of personal dignity and privilege ; but as he had got a
" job " {cJiai'Sht) for which, in accordance with custom
he levied purveyances and benevolences on each city
governor ; and as my safety and comfort were of the
essence of the job in question, I did not see why I
should take a secondary position in his favour. He
observed my dissatisfaction, but made no attempt
whatever to mollify me : he seemed rather to enjoy
irritating the barbarian.
After a week of ups and downs, we at last descended
into the level country near Ichang, arrived at which
place I proceeded to announce the imminent distribu-
330 POLICE AND THEIR MASTERS
tion of the fifty taels or so of gratuities I had set apart
for the escort First, in response to my summons,
came the military man and his soldiers, who, to their
intense surprise and gratification, received a week's
pay each, or about twenty-five taels in all (so far as
I can recollect).
The civil mandarin followed in great state, having
dressed himself up with g^eat care ; no doubt he
thought that at least one forty or fifty taels would be
his proportionate reward, as the military man was
in theory (but not in practice) under his orders. I
vied with him in affability; readily admitted that
the roads were fearful, the fare poor, and the weather
odious ; but, notwithstanding all these drawbacks, I
assured him that the military man (his colleague) and
the excellent soldiers had left a grateful impression
on me ; and that I intended to write — in fact, I had
written — to the taotai of Chungking to thank him for
his efforts in my favour. As for himself, being a
literary mandarin, of course I regarded him as an
equal : we were on younger and elder brother footing,
and I would not insult his feelings by alluding to
" that pile " (a poetical term for " money "). I gave
him — I forget what, a fish-knife, sugar-basin, or some
such trumpery, — " as a keepsake and memento." He
kept his countenance, and the present along with it ;
then bowed himself politely out ; but he could not
help biting his lips with rage, especially when he saw
my " boy " giggling.
"A PARTNER IN THE TRADE" 331
THE BIG TING'CWAI AND THE SMALL
riNG-CHAI
At Wfinchow — a sleepy hollow — the consular servants
had dropped into one of the gfrooves into which they
nearly always drop, subject to varying surroundings.
The writer, a gentleman of high character and reserved
demeanour, finding the fing-cJCah (official messengers)
too much for him with his imported dialect, attended
punctiliously to his business, but gave as wide a berth
as possible to the interior economy of the Consulate.
The door-keeper was an honest clown, as most Chinese
door-keepers are : clowns, because no one but a clown
would ; honest, because no one but an honest man could,
satisfactorily do the work. The gardener, boatman,
etc., had no facilities for making squeezes. The big
tHng-Mai was an opium-smoker, and an accredited
rogue ; but he was marvellously intelligent, punctual,
respectful, and even gentlemanly. The little tUng-^h'ai
was plebeian, humble ; but foxy and hungry ; very
ambitious to attract the master's eye, and to assert
himself Each servant signed for and received his
own money, but doubtless the big fing-ch'ai "ran
the show" in some occult way: anyhow, he was
usually supposed (by Chang-6rh) to receive a per-
centage on all salaries.
It so happened one day that a missionary or a
tidewaiter^I forget which) told me that public gaming
332 POLICE AND THEIR MASTERS
was going on at night in my premises. I asked
" boy," who seemed highly gratified at the opportu
thus afforded of reproving me for not encouraging
to lay daily information against the world in gen<
"When I tell you X. is a villain, you ask me
evidence, and decline to believe me. I have i
strangers come in at night ; but, as I don't undersi
the barbarous local jai^on, it is not for me to
about too much."
The result of the enquiry was that the big /'
ch^ai (who always went home at night to his \
was found not to be implicated, but the little t'ing-c
was clearly shown to have kept a gambling resor
his kennel on my premises. He happened to be
taking messages when these facts were disclosed,
room was carefully searched and stripped, under
own superintendence ; his mattrass, coverlets, and e
clothes were laid in the muddy road at my f
door ; his boxes, carefully packed, were placed on
mattrasses ; his spare trousers, hat, etc., upon the bo:
and the whole of his other miscellaneous property
ranged around ; the pile surmounted by the guilty c
and the roulette table.
Nothing more was said to any one, and I sele
a comfortable corner in the verandah from w
to view the fun. When he came back and saw
furniture exhibited to public view, he was told : "
have been dismissed by the great man for gambli
He then began to cry, and hurried upstairs to
CADA UM EM SUA CASA E REY 333
verandah to beg me for mercy. As a rule I do not
approve of beating Chinamen^ but my motto in my
own house always was Quod principi placuity legis kabet
vigorem. On this occasion I clutched the small t'tng-
ch'aihy the pigtail and boxed his ears until he reeled ;
then I turned him round and administered a good
kick ; and finally I said : " Now you may take your
things back to your room."
All this was done in silence, and in full view of
the priest, the writer, the servants, and the man in
the street. No further allusion was made to the
matter, and the little tUng-ch^ai went about his work
as usual. He behaved very well at the riot, and was
at Wfinchow when I left: as Chinese menials usually
last out their own century, probably he is there still,
and very likely an excellent servant.
TIT-FOR-TAT
Amongst what appear to us to be the absurdities of
the Chinese, and, in fact, the whole Oriental system, is
the universally spread desire to assert superiority by
insisting upon what the Celestials themselves call ckan
sftang'feng (= getting to windward). I say appear to
us ; for it must not be forgotten that nations do things
because they think they are right : thus, our conventional
treatment of women appears to the Chinese a mixture
of imbecility, ill-breeding, and buffoonery. Just before I
first saw him in 1871, Li Hung-chang had to be hauled
334 POLICE AND THEIR MASTERS
over the coals for trying to keep Sir Thomas (then Mr.)
Wade dallying at his front door. His brother Li
Han-chang was similarly tweaked six years later by
Mr. Grosvenor, who with his colleagues Davenport,
Baber, etc., deliberately arranged to " make him smart "
in turn by standing, watches in hand, behind their own
door, and keeping the Governor Ts*6n with the Special
Commissioner Li waiting in the midst of a crowd of boys
for exactly the same number of minutes the three
Englishmen had been kept. My own experience covers
all sorts, shapes, and sizes of snubs ; but as conventional
demeanour (Chinese or English) has often a tendency
to appear ridiculous demeanour to me, — at all events
unless it be carried through with perfect correctness
and liberal display, — I generally amused myself with
teasing or " chaffing " the enemy, rather than worried
myself by getting angry.
Amongst the favourite Celestial " pin-pricks " are the
official allusions to England as an inferior Power by
not "raising" the word, or not ** leaving a hole"
before it; speaking of his Majesty the King or his
Excellency the Minister as "the ruler in question,"
or " the said envoy " ; calling foreigners " barbarians " ;
and so on. There is another curious way of " taking
it out " of Europeans which is publicly adopted by
mandarins : this is by " spreading themselves out "
as they walk into the room ; surrounding themselves
with their servants, who then ostentatiously light
pipes, and bring in the " hot rag " to swab the face ;
"KEEN ENCOUNTER OF OUR WITS" 335
expectorating and eructating "all over the place";
and so on. This form of snubbery (scarcely snobbery)
is too subtle to obtain permanent word-for-word
definition in books, however much it may for the
moment compel the personal attention of foreign hosts.
Manchu officials express it in a quaint, Chaucerian way
by using the metaphor " display of urine," — having
occult mental reference to a donkey's noisy attitude and
aggressive demand for space under certain conditions
of nature, when there is a general inclination on the
part of bystanders to "get out of his way."
One day, shortly after my first arrival in Hoihow, I
was prowling about the streets to look for proclamations,
as there were forbidding rumours circulating against
the missionaries. Here, again, the foreign official has
an advantage over the Chinese, who cannot, or seldom
dares to, move about incognito. I noticed and tore
down one proclamation issued by the taotai (the chief
civilian official in the island), in which he quoted,
word for word, a petition to himself wherein the word
"barbarian" was used. In China there is no such
thing as an accident in such matters; every word
is deliberately balanced by practised literates, and no
one ever by any chance makes a mistake against native
dignity. In reply to my note expostulating, and
suggesting that "even if a man of his high literary
repute should fail to see where good taste lay, the
treaty distinctly stipulates that the word * barbarian '
shall not be used," he replied somewhat cavalierly.
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336 POLICE AND THEIR MASTERS
pooh-poohing the whole business, and insinuating
that "a man of my reading and capacity might well
afford to overlook the careless expressions of the silly
people."
It would not have been difficult, on these facts, to
force even Li Han-chang, then Viceroy at Canton,
to censure the taotai, who was a personal friend of
his ; but as a rule I have tried to avoid " punish-
ments," which are apt to embitter when they do not
convince : still, here was an opportunity for a good
rasping bit of sarcasm which would harmlessly scarify
the old taotai for the rest of his life ; besides, ** talent "
in literary repartee really often does secure respect
from the Chinese. I wrote somewhat as follows :
" No one is more disposed than myself to be lenient
with erring humanity ; but this is a question of treaty
stipulation, which neither you nor I have the quality
to question. Moreover, it appears to me that a Great
Clear mandarin acts with doubtful dignity when he
actually adopts, instead of gently chiding, or at least
himself avoiding, a popular solecism. For instance,
our gross English ancestors, when first they saw the
Manchu plaited cue, (imposed, as of course you know,
by the Tartars upon your countrymen under pain of
death, as an external badge of the Great Clear dynasty's
semi-divine power,) called it a * pigtail,' for want of a
better word; and so much is this still the only word
for it in our rough language, that when our cultured
classes wish to speak of the object in question, they are
''SOLVENTUR RISU TABULAE" 337
fain to borrow from courtly France the expression queue^
in order to avoid an indelicacy. I feel sure that you
would appreciate my courtesy in refraining, when
speaking of your hair, from the use of the popular word
* tail of a pig,* the possible inference of which is obvious :
in the same way I trust that, by way of fair exchange,
you will in future avoid the use of the word * barbarian.' "
THE TAOTAI CHU
This was a very characteristic Chinese official, and
I believe came from Ch6h Kiang, the centre of learning
and statecraft. His personal appearance was not
prepossessing; his health was feeble, and his com-
plexion brick-yellow ; one single many-coloured tooth
in the upper jaw adorned a black-looking, cavernous
mouth. He was a man of great moral courage, having,
just before my arrival, given orders to fire upon a
Hoihow mob, and thus judicially killed a man (or
a small boy), whose family, however, he promptly
compensated. This homicide had made him unpopular ;
but no one had a word to say against his private
character. He was strongly " an ti- opium" in opinion,
and of course did not smoke himself: it is believed
that he was the real originator of the opium arrange-
ment with Singapore which came to grief under his
rascally successor, the object having originally been an
honest one — namely, to secure to the island at least
a fair portion of a revenue on vice, seeing that vice
there must be.
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338 POLICE AND THEIR MASTERS
Like all good Chinese officials, Chu Ts'ai was no
lover of missionaries. This may sound paradoxical ;
but how can any patriotic governing mind approve
of an uncomprehended foreign influence, over people
under his rule who are simply following the customs
and laws of their ancestors guae usque adhuc sunt
constitutae et approbatae'i
The whole of my first year in Hainan was spent
in one long struggle with " Old Chu," with whom I was
personally, however, on very passable terms. He could
"foi^ive a lot," because (to use the contemptuous
mandarin expression) I could " make out a pair of
written characters" ("y^«-//A(in/"-itf iis"), and rasp his
tough hide with "turns of language" when he took
similar liberties with my delicate epidermis. I really
had a hearty respect for the old man. Why not ?
He did not squeeze ; he did not smoke ; he kept order ;
spent his own money on public works ; and encour^ed
learning. I am not aware that he ever objected to
the medical mission ; in fact, I believe he subscribed
liberally to it.
There was not a British missionary in the- island.
He loathed " Papacy " ; but, as the King of England
is obliged to express officially the same sentiments,
how can we blame " Old Chu " ? (CAa, " vermilion," his
family name, is pronounced in the same way as Cku,
" a pig " ; hence the murderous severity of my little
joke about pigtails, related above.) He also objected
to the American Presbyterians. Practically I had to
"INVICTUM ANIMUM CATONIS" 339
" protect " Portuguese " Papists " and Yankee Dissenters
during the whole time I was there ; though it was
none of my business to do so: and he felt it his
duty to keep them down. I am no exclusive sup-
porter of either, and subscribe to the doctrines of
neither; nor does any English "Churchman": why,
then, should Chu?
His other black crime was his hostility to the
foreign pig trade. I disapproved of our wallowing in
the pig trade, too — it was beneath the quality of decent
British traders ; but, then, there was the treaty ; and
a British trader Jiad accepted a pig risk. The situation
was typical in a small way of what " high diplomacy "
and " Boxer rebellions " are in lofty circles. We both
thought, believed, liked, and disliked the same things ;
but "destiny" compelled us to squabble over pigs.
Papists, and pastors : in other words, we made much
ado about nothing, because we were paid to do so.
Chu Ts'ai was particularly obstinate on the " consular
site " question : unofficially, he made no secret of his
rash vow that " the consul will get no site whilst I am
here " ; and as he was then negotiating with the Viceroy
Li Han-chang for a family marriage, which, for official
reasons, could not take place until his retirement, he
had a good moral support Notwithstanding his brave
fight, poor old Chu was vaificu sur toute la lignei he
had to pay for the pigs at last, with heavy interest:
before he had hastily cast his parting card in at the
Consulate gate, his successor had to apologise in
340 1>0LICE AND THEIR MASTERS
person for rudeness to the missionaries ; and the site
was actually being measured out as he sailed away.
The most curious correspondence I had with Chu
Ts'ai was that touching the old Jesuit graves, in which
the status of the Popes, divae memoriae^ had to be laid
down. It speaks much for the natural correct feeling
of the Chinese that, after two hundred years ol
" persecution," all the foreign graves were uninjured,
in a perfectly open, unprotected, cultivated field ; and
all the Latin inscriptions were still legible : the graves
were enclosed in a railing in the presence of myseli
and the hien^ at " Old Chu's " personal order. I wish all
the "Christian" officers whose interest I have served
had been as high-minded towards me as the " pagan *'
Chu Ts'ai, with whom I fought so hard.
A TRUCULENT OFFICIAL
The taotai Chu of Hainan enjoyed a revenge for al
the passages which had occurred between us b>
administering a "Parthian snub" to me at the las1
moment: he passed my house door and went or
board his boat without calling, simply sending hij
card by a kavass (as Prince Ferdinand of Bulgaria onc<
did to Baron de Calice, — who, by the way, may hav<
learnt " ideas " in such matters when at Tientsin or
November 7, 1871). But I underwent no irritatioi
at this slight ; indeed, very likely the old fellow, lik<
myself, felt that in such a heat official visits were i
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nuisance, and he really meant no harm : Hainan is
the only part of China which can be called tropical,
and in July the heat is truly fearful. But this pre-
cedent of avoiding duty calls was a bad example
for his successor Chou, who, being only an acting
man and a confirmed opium-smoker, soon gave signs
both that he was "on the squeeze," and that he was
going to show his teeth: in fact, the incident about
to be described occurred before Chu actually left,
though he had already ceased holding the seals ; and
I cannot say which of the two taotais conceived
the general plan of attack. Readers must not be
surprised : the Chinese officials delight in this sort of
thing ; the mistake of foreigners often lies in their
making too much ado; it is much easier (and greater
sport, too) to circumvent the Celestials, and to pay
them back in their own coin.
Mr. Chou " opened the ball " by burglariously and in
person entering the American missionaries' residence :
this was at the island capital, a city four miles from
Hoihow where I lived. When news came to me of this
unprecedented act, I at once saw I had to deal with a
fool as well as a knave ; and although the head of the
mission was a Dane, and thus qfficieusement British,
(curiously enough, a despatch received shortly after
this from the Danish Minister of Foreign Affairs
requested me officially to hand over Danish interests
to the nearest Russian official), while the house entered
was American, I experienced no difficulty in finding
342 POLICE AND THEIR MASTERS
a weak spot in the Chinese armour. The facts were
as follow : The Protestant missionaries all lived together
in a good-sized temple, large enough to accommodate
four families, and slightly modified and enlai^ed to
meet foreign requirements. Strictly speaking, the
taotat had perhaps a right to worship officially at
that temple, and in any case it is unwise for mis-
sionaries to object to ** inspection," even in their more
private houses, when there are rumours about babies'
eyes being wanted for photography, and other such
silly yarns flying about But in this case Mr. Chou
was clearly shown to have acted unreasonably and
arrogantly, for both his and their correspondence and
visiting cards were in my hands to prove it
It would have been perfectly easy to obtain his instant
dismissal, especially if facts had been strained to their
utmost capacity. For instance, it might have been
truly said : " Notwithstanding Mr. X.'s repeated
written offers to wait upon you in person and inform
you as to the progress of the medical and other
missions, you decline either to receive him or to send
written reply ; you present yourself unannounced before
the door of a lady who is about to be confined ; you
burst it open ; flood the precincts with your brutal
runners, who steal this, frighten that, etc., etc." That
is how to make "war," if we want war.
However, here it was that Captain (or now Colonel)
Ch'en's diplomatic opportunity occurred : he was
deputed by the taotat to mollify me. He frankly
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admitted that his superior had made a goose of himself,
but he pleaded that it was a fearful " come down " to
make him apologise. But he had to apologise ; this
was on the third day after the "burglary."
The wretched taotai had meanwhile made things worse
by writing to me: "When you pay me your first
visit, I will explain, etc., etc."; to which I promptly
replied : " I don't intend to pay you a first visit ; it
is your duty to make the introductory call upon me;
and quickly, too." In the case of some officials it
would really be a diplomatic triumph to have succeeded
in cornering them in this fashion ; but Chou Ping-hiin
(that was his name) was such a stupid loon that I
almost felt ashamed of having to " sit " on him so
hard.
After nearly a fortnight of haggling, he and Captain
Ch'en at last came to pay the taotaVs first visit
together, and "enjoyed themselves" very much. No-
thing whatever but cakes and ale was talked about.
The taotai was such an ignorant noodle that he
imagined Ch'dn, who only talked a little " pidjin " of
the vilest kind, was a great European scholar as well
as a great Chinese soldier. I was by no means sorry
to give the gallant captain a hand up in life. Six
months later the taotai "^^s summarily dismissed : he had
again tried his hand ; this time in connection with the
opium squeeze ; but he was easily pitici^ for I had
documentary evidence under his own seal.
Ik rji~t«.»- »- * ' ■— _
CHAPTER XVI
PERSONAL
CHANG-feRH
THIS word means "Chang No. 2"; but, as a
matter of fact, he was Chang Ta, or ** Chang
the Great " : the name Chang-6rh strictly belonged to,
and was used by, his next brother, who under that
name served Captain Gill along with Wang-firh, as
is recorded in the chronicles of the books on China
{River of Golden Sand), By a subtle process of
reasoning, purely Chinese, my Chang-6rh explained to
me that he thus played second fiddle out of modesty ;
but even that leaves unexplained what each of the
pair would be called if they were together. Possibly
some tabu was involved. It was curious that two
brothers, who after boyhood almost never saw each
other, should both gravitate towards and travel with
the one Wang-ferL
My servant began his foreign career during the war
of i860, when he was impounded and made to assist in
tugging British guns up to Peking. From that date the
family seems to have left Tientsin, — his native place;
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"EST MODUS IN REBUS" 345
but he always retained his pure Tientsin accent ; and,
though in his mature years he was addressable in six
dialects, and also in English, to the last he never uttered
a word of any one of them in my hearing.
I discovered him as a water-coolie in 1869, to which
respectable post he had been promoted from the lower
grades of scavenger and horse-boy successively. I was
struck by his frank, joyous, and devil-may-care appear-
ance, and, along with his original master, I employed
him that winter as servant-of-all-work during a horse-
back trip to the Mongol steppes. His master falling
ill in 1872, Chang-firh came to me for good ; but when
I went home he obtained service in Pakhoi. Here
again his employer's health collapsed, and he turned up
in a starving condition at Pagoda Anchorage in 1877.
On this occasion the change of temperature (autumn)
was so severe that he was presented with a thick woollen
singlet of my own to ward off pneumonia. This delicate
attention seems to have appealed to his feelings so
strongly that I never heard the last of that singlet
From that time till 1894 he continued in my service,
holding himself as " retained " whenever I went home
on leave.
Chang-Srh was an excellent instance of typical Chinese
"strong character" in its pristine, unpolished form.
He could never be induced under any circumstances
whatever to touch spirituous liquors ; not even when
seriously ill, and when advised by foreign doctors to
do so. Nor would he so much as taste tobacco in
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any form ; not to say opium. He was never able to
give any explanation of this, except that he was tsai-li
(= in the interior), or belonged to what is sometimes
erroneously called the " Vegetarian Society." I never
saw him raise his fist to any man, and in times of
danger he declined to arm himself; but he never
showed the least fear, or any desire to evade risks.
After the episode of the warm singlet he decided to
check the wicked inroads of mankind ui>on my
purse by acting as cook as well as boy ; and, like
Poo-Bah, he did this by keeping rapid-change suits
of clothes for the several occasions. He was open-
handed in money matters (my money) ; but he
never possessed or wanted to possess any savings, or
any property whatever, except that in current use.
At one time he used to neglect his mother and wife;
but that was as much from his own heedlessness and
his master's indifference as from any heartlessness.
For twenty years he did double duty, and received
only half his single pay : whenever he had a slice of luck
he sent most of his gains to his mother, and would
have been still more generous to her had not his.
brothers and other relatives traded upon his simplicity.
His great fault (of which I never took a harsh view, as
it was consonant to all human nature) was a weakness
for "petticoats" — or the garments which serve their
purpose in the Far East. He was alike popular with
Coreans, Japanese, Burmese, and Tamils, as also with
every kind of Chinese. In a word, he was a most
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curious instance of an ignorant man, without any
conscience or principle, acting throughout his life in
a just and philosophical spirit. He died of heart
failure (I am told) ; but it certainly did not fail on my
account.
A DANGEROUS OUTING
About a day's journey by land to the south of
Taku there is a place called K'i-k'ou, where a small
river runs into the gulf. Probably this place is now
in the hands of the allied troops, as there are some
forts and a camp there. Thirty years ago the forts
were of not much account, nor were they armed with
modern artillery, even to the extent of muzzle-loading
Armstrongs. They were situated on the right bank,
and were only approached by tortuous paths. Such
as they were, I visited them and reported upon them,
and also on the forts of Taku and Peit'ang.
Together with one of the local pilots and the chief
custom-house officer, I went for a sail to K'i-k'ou ; but
even the pilot-boat could not get within five miles of
the river-mouth, so that we had to take the punt into
the creek. This punt was just big enough for three.
But we were late on the tide, and it was as much
as we could do to inspect the forts, get to the punt,
and push oif before darkness came on and the tide
turned out again. So long as it was slack water
things went slowly but pretty well ; still, we all had
to take relief turns at the sculls, and I nearly rowed
348 PERSONAL
the skin off my hands. At last it grew quite dark,
and we lost the direction of the pilot-boat. The tide
was running out rapidly. Only a couple of Chinamen
were left on board the cutter, and there was no light
If we had missed her, we should inevitably have been
swept out to sea; and besides, the water was getting
very rough for our small punt We had no lights
ourselves, and our shouts were quite inaudible, even
a few yards off, owing to the noise of the wind and
the waves. Fortunately French, the pilot, had brought
his fowling-piece with him on the chance of getting a
stray duck ; and there was one cartridge left He fired
it off in the hope that the Chinese skipper would
hear it and have the sense to show a light, which, to
our great relief, he soon did: we clambered safely
on board after another hour of pulling, all dead beat
That night a strong gale freshened up, and I was
lost in admiration of the calm coolness of the skipper
and his mate. The sail was a Chinese one fashioned
out of matting, or, at all events, of a native cut, and
the whole management of the boat lay in the two
natives' hands.
On another occasion I hired a large junk to cross
the Samsah inlet in Fuh Kien province : this was on
the occasion of a very fresh night. The sea ran high,
and the navigation was as intricate as the night was
dark ; but the Chinese skipper and his two mates
manoeuvred the junk in a most masterly manner, and
at last ran us up a long tidal creek to a point at the
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"NON EQUIDEM INVIDEO: MIROR MAGIS" 349
head of the post-road, just on the top of the daily
tide. The charge for a hundred-ton junk for sixty
miles was half a crown (in English money). At Hoihow
the boatmen manage to sail their clumsy craft in
tremendous seas such as no foreign gig will tackle.
On the rapids of the Yangtsze and many other
rivers I have often felt that my life lay absolutely
in the discretion of the Chinese skipper or pilot. In
steamer navigation a Chinaman cannot be so well
trusted, probably because unfamiliar with the essential
principles of novel methods ; but as rule-of-thUmb
navigators along coasts, or up creeks and rivers, the
Chinaman is not easily excelled ; and accordingly I
feel a sentiment of gratitude towards him for favours
received.
THE BARBER'S "PIDJIN"
Nothing is more demoralising to the beginner in
Chinese than the inveterate practice of talking " pidjin "
English (/>. bijinisy or "business" English). Apart
from the fact that a fresh dialect confronts the foreigner
in nearly every port, and that it is the exception for
foreign officials to learn anything but Pekingese, it is
not considered " good form " to make an exhibition
of one's dialect-learning when addressing servants
at table ; and thus nearly every one drops into the
slovenly habit. The barber at Canton was one of the
glibbest conversationalists in this absurd jargon I ever
met, and he once gave me a certificate of character
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which I highly appreciated. I may mention that
"pidjin" is practically Chinese colloquial composition,
with English words substituted. The following was
the burden of our remarks :
" Mornin*, barber-man."
" Momin*, Missi Consun ; wanchee my cuttee heh ? "
** Yes ; no wanchee cuttee too muchee ; can cuttee
littee."
"Oil ligh! My savee. My cuttee any man heh:
plenty man catchee my shabe he, ebbily momin*.
Beforetime Hongkong gubbunor olio time my shabe
he."
" What ting have got to-day, barber-man ? "
" New piecy wice-loy hab go ngamun {yamiti) to-day."
" That Chinaman talkee he belong good man ? "
" No man savey : moos wait littee time, can see.
Some man talkee he moos wanchee stop lat gambaloo.**
"Have got too muchee gamble-housee that creek
side I "
" Yih ! Beforetime Sir Blook Lobisson no pay he
stop lat side."
" What for that viceroy he soldier-man no look out ? "
" He no likee. S*pose Missi Hance no bobbery
[bother] he, he no likee too hat [hard]. Missi Hance
no savee China talkee : moos wanchee new piecy largee
Consun talkee he."
" Mr. Hance knew all about it : he told the flower-
boats to clear out long ago, and the wai-yun [the
viceroy's deputy] have got order."
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" Missi Hance numba one good man : he lat hat
[that heart] too muchee soft. My tinky Missi Consun
too muchy soft hat, too."
"Any man talkee my so fashion? What ting that
Chinaman talkee my ? "
" Lat Chinaman talkee consun-side too muchy
bijinis ; Missi Consun any ting can makee. Maskee
[= never mind] what ting, olio belong ploppa [proper]."
" Chinaman talky my so fashion ? "
" Yih ! Any man talky ; suppose no got Missi
Consun, no can ! "
" What for no can ? What thing my got number one ? "
" Olio man talkee, follin man come Canton side,
beforetime Missi Mayers numba one : Missi Mayers
hab go way ; olio Chinaman talky Missi Consun numba
one onsz-tan [understand]."
AND HE WENT FOR THAT HEATHEN CHINEE
In Sz ChVan it was my practice to walk from twenty
to thirty, and even forty miles a day, winter and
summer. It was an agreeable discovery to find that
in the excessively hot weather the coolest travelling-
place was in the sun, under an umbrella covered with
an extra coat of white cotton cloth. The confinement
of a sedan-chair was intolerable, except during the
smoking half-hour after each meal ; and besides, it was
delightful to be in a position to talk freely to wayfarers
about the common objects of the road.
352 PERSONAL
In this way I used to accompany soldiers, hawkers,
police, tramps — in fact, any one who would grant an
audience to the barbarian. Moreover, every Chinese
house has an inscription ; every Chinese street a pro-
clamation, or a score of advertisements, notices, and
warnings ; so that the events of a single day's walk
necessitated at least two hours of writing up every
evening. Some distance behind me was my four-
bearer official chair, and a relief crew of four more
straggling carriers ; then the three-bearer chair of the
cook, and the two-bearer chair of Wang-firh, each with
an extra " shoulder " : two men carried my trunk, and
the fu-t'ou, or " man-head," brought up the rear. Yet
sometimes it was very exhausting in the pitiless sun,
and the five minutes' rest in the shade at intervals were
very delicious.
One afternoon I looked wistfully back at my chair
(which had a way of tempting me as little as possible
by lagging far in the rear) ; but, as the bearers were
more exhausted than myself, I thought I would push
on to a " virtuous widow's arch " I spied half a mile
ahead. These gates or portals are as common in China
as pagodas Eire in Burma : in Sz Ch'wan they are
almost invariably constructed of durable granites, and
they leave a shadow about sufficient for one man.
Usually there is a smooth stone seat at the foot of one
or both the shafts, originally intended apparently as
an aid to travellers mounting horses after a rest
As I approached this particular arch, 1 observed
" THE ' LARK ' AT HEAVEN^S ' GATE ' " 353
a coolie with his load resting there, and monopolising
the whole available shade. The disappointment was
very keen, but of course it was out of the question
to eject him. Necessity is indeed the mother of
invention, for, just as I struggled panting up, an unkind
idea struck me. Looking hard into the grass, I asked :
" Is this packet yours ? "
He said : " What packet ? "
I replied : ** This paper packet of silver."
The coolie shot up like an arrow and flew to the spot.
By the time he had turned round to seek an explana-
tion, I was sitting on the vacant stone.
After staring nonplussed for a moment, he burst
into a guffaw of laughter such as few Chinaman ever
indulge in, and, as he walked down the road with his
baskets of opium, for sale at the nearest market, I heard
him rapidly talking to my exhausted caravan men.
There were roars of delight from that quarter too, and
somehow the story seemed to catch fire all over the
valley, for people pricked up their ears in every
direction to hear the good news, which even got ahead
of us to the inn, through the agency of some " express "
carriers of silver. This pious fraud (justified, I hope,
by stress of circumstances in my book of doom) earned
me quite a little reputation with the carriers, whose
friendliness — always phenomenal — seemed from that
day to take even an affectionate turn ; for " one touch
of nature makes the whole world kin."
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CHANG-feRH'S VILLAINY
Often and often I had sat at my solitary dinner
listening to Chang-firh's voluble sermons, the delivery
of which I used to encourage for dialect purposes, so
long as I was not expected to reply. He used to
stand behind me, ready to bolt the instant I growled :
" Get away ! I am tired of listening."
This was his usual style : ** Man is born into the
world with empty hands : he can't take anything with
him to the grave. Hence I never squeeze ; and after
nearly twenty years' experience of me you know it.
Nor do I smoke or drink. My weaknesses are those
of nature. Moreover, my parents married me to a
lunatic. 'An old woman's ears are slung on to no
purpose.* Money is useless to the man of conscience.
Now, there's the old tUng-cU^ai^ who squeezes and
smokes ." At this kind of juncture he was some-
times told he might accuse the Ving-ch^ai to his face
if he liked, or he was simply requested to ** get out"
Still, the effect of this incessant reiteration had really
half-convinced me that Chang-firh was, any way, not
a common scoundrel, but only a trifle weak in his
"rules of evidence."
One day, during the building of a consulate at
Chemulpho, I was obliged to start promptly for Soul.
I had to leave some orders with the Japanese builder ;
and so I sent for his friend the washerwoman to act
as interpreter. I wound up by saying to her: "And
"JOVE LAUGHS AT LOVERS' PERJURY" 355
you yourself, you had better give that Chinese " boy "
of mine a wide berth, for he is the very devil with
women, if he gets a chance."
" Oh ! you know that ? " said she, surprised.
"Know it? of course I do, after over fifteen years
of him : he is the biggest humbug going."
" Well, to tell you the truth, I wanted to complain
of him the last time you went, but I was afraid of
getting into trouble myself"
« How was it ? "
''Well, the last time you went, he made advances
by signs both to me and to the carpenter's wife on
several occasions, and I had to get the carpenter to
remonstrate. The carpenter threatened to tell you ;
but the cook-^a» [= Mr. Chef] said, (so far as we could
understand his few words of English,) that he had
been with you nearly twenty years, and that you
believed everything he said. He said that if I com-
plained to you, only one single word from him would
be necessary, and he would get the washing for these
two houses given to some one else ; and probably the
building contract, too, would be given away to a
Chinaman."
"All right. You need not say any more to either
the cook or the carpenter ; and I will manage so that
there will be no ill-feeling."
Nothing was said until some time afterwards, when
the Corean coolies, chairs, etc, were all at the door
waiting to start Just as I got into the chair, before
356 PERSONAL
all the servants and several European onlookers, I
said : " Look well after the house, boy ! And, by
the way, you are forbidden to speak to either the
Japanese washerwoman or to the carpenter's wife"
Chang-^rb's face was a study in emotional expression
worthy of Darwin's scrutiny ; as for the bystanders,
there was what the French call a sensation, and a
decided mouvement.
Three or four days later I returned, and on the
first opportunity Chang-Srh began as usual from
behind my chair : " Man is born, etc., etc I have
served you, etc, etc. That Japanese woman falsely
states " " Get out ; and never speak to me about
it again ! I never told you the Japanese woman had
stated anything. If you had not been with me for
over fifteen years I should have dismissed you. I
don't care what you do outside ; but in my house
I expect you to be loyal to your trust."
Chang-firh never quite recovered from the crushing
effects of this blow ; and perhaps it was on account
of the episode described that he ultimately married a
second time, on his lunatic wife's death.
THAT STRAIGHT HEART
Chang-£rii spoke the Tientsin variety of Pekingese,
which differs but slightly from its congener (or proto-
type, as the case may be). I was always glad to get
an opportunity of listening to him without having to
undergo the boredom of his conversation, which was
."ASSURANCE DOUBLE SURE" 357
of the Sam Weller type, interlarded with the sentiments
of Stiggins. Hence I was very pleased, as I lay in
bed one day at the chief Shanghai hotel, to hear an
animated conversation going on between him and a
Ningpo " boy," each yelling out his words and repeating
them in his own patois^ so as to give the other a better
chance to understand. The burden of the conversation
was "masters" in general, and I learnt with satisfac-
tion of myself specifically that though my temper was
bad {pHH:Hi pU'hao)^ my heart was straight {stn-li tao-
ching). Sundry anecdotes followed as to how I had
falsely accused Chang-^rh of moving the soap, the
wine, the ink, or some other article ; and how, after all,
it was confessed by me that I had myself transferred
it by mistake into the shaving-box, the cupboard, the
office, etc., etc.
Some months after this I was gazing through the
sun-blinds, whilst dressing, at Jack the boatman and
his sons, engaged in clipping the grass of the consular
garden at Pagoda Anchorage, when instinctively I
felt about for the key of the safe, thinking how easy
it would be for some one to slip under the sun-blinds,
make off with it whilst I was bathing, and then rob
the safe. I used to keep the key for absolute security
in my cholera-belt; but, apparently, 1 had not taken
the belt with me as usual to the bath-room to-day, for
there it was, on the settee. Horrors upon horror's
head ! The key was not in it I at once summoned
Chang-6rh with a roar of irrepressible indignation.
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" Now, I want no nonsense on this occasion : I mean
business. You alone are responsible for the safety of
my house. Tm not going to have others falsely
accused. I went to the bath five minutes ago, and
myself felt the keys in the belt as usual There
lies the belt, empty! I give you two minutes to
find them."
The confusion was fearful : the whole house was at
once in a state of alarm. The writer, gatekeeper, coolies,
boatmen, — everybody was at once summoned ; fearful
altercations took place ; and despair was written upon
each man's countenance. More in sorrow than in
anger, Chang-6rh at last, in desperation, fixed upon
one of the boatmen with whom he had once had
words, and who was only Jack's adopted son or nephew,
besides being a bit of a gay Lothario, and a rival.
There was no evidence whatever ; but Jack was sent for,
and it was put to him as an honest man appealingly :
** The master had the keys in his belt ; he goes to
his bath ; you five only are in sight ; he returns in
two minutes ; the keys are not in his belt. How do
you explain it?"
Poor Jack scratched his pate thoughtfully, and gave
it up. The event, however, was one of such gigantic
magnitude that something clearly must be done.
Meanwhile, I went on dressing, and they all retired
to accuse each other of neglect, if not worse. Sadly
I put the tell-tale belt over my head and shoulders;
but| to my surprise, I found it would not meet for
"IN 'BELLO' NON LICET BIS ERRARE" 359
tying purposes round my stomach. This, I then dis-
covered, was a clean belt just come from the wash,
and I had already put on the other, keys and all,
beneath instead of outside my gauze singlet Here
was a pretty pickle ! Here was a nice public display
o{ p't-ch^il There was only one way out of it
"Boy!" I roared.
''Dja'' (="Yes, sir"), replied Chang-firh from a
considerable distance.
"I have found the keys."
" Where were they?" enquired the merciless Chang-6rh.
" In the belt"
"And where was the belt?"
" On my tu-tsz** (= stomach).
On hearing this, Chang-6rh's feelings were too much
for him. Like Peter of old, he went out and cried
bitterly. But they were respectful and altruistic tears,
like those Mr. Stead sheds for Lord Milner. But
my mind was not " lost " ; it was only absent.
After he had blubbered a while, — once more : " Boy I "
"You can tell the others."
What he told them I don't know, but I hope the
sin-li was still described as c/ting. Possibly this event,
too, had a share in deciding Chang-^rh to get him a
second wife as a solace for his wrongs.
GLOSSARY
{Being supplementary to that already published in " China ")
A, This prefix to "Christian"
names is universal in Canton, but
not so general elsewhere. It is
like our^ in "Johnny," " Katey,"
etc., and is never used in serious
literary composition, except in
order to indicate criminals by their
known names.
Akhiind. The Chinese form a-hung
is pretty well understood in edu-
cated circles.
Amah, This word is not Chinese,
though in use all over China in
the sense of foreigners' Oriental
nurses. Still, the Chinese have
a word ina, which is in common
use for "old woman," or
**du€Aa**; and a-ma would be
good Chinese for "nursey." A
fortiori the word ayah is not
Chinese ; but it will be noticed
in one of my stories that the
Annamese say b<^a for " old
crone.
})
" Bags,*^ The Chinese trousers are
an absolute "sauare," without
any shaping or nt ; almost as if
you took a sack, slit it up two-
thirds of the way through the
middle, thrust the bottom out to
admit the passage of the feet, and
then "got in." I once really
had to wear sacks instead of
clothes, so I can state this with
confidence.
Black Flags. There were for many
vears the Yellow and Black Flag
bandit rivals on the Annamo-
Chinese frontier.
Bo. Mhtg'ku boj " Mongol tents,"
is quite understood in colloquial
Pekingese. In Manchu (Chinese)
history tui-bo is frequently used
for the Emperor's nunting- or
picket-tents; hence shwei-po, or
"water-pickets" on the river.
A large number of Mongol and
Manchu words are thus adopted
into Pekingese ; but po may very
well be a Chinese word : it is not
understood in the south.
''Brother,'' Ko (elder) and H
(younger) both mean "brother."
Buddhdchinga. A Hindoo Buddhist
who came to China vid Turkestan
in A.D. 328.
Cat-head. A mao-rh-fou of rice is
just like a cat's head. A small
bowl is filled from the steamer
with a wooden ladle, and then
a similar small bowl full of rice
is clapped hard on to the first :
thus there can be no fraudulent
" hollows " at the bottom of each
"whack" of rice.
CfCang-an Sz, " Long-peace Mon-
astery."
Chinaman, This word was one of
Sir Thomas Wade's pet aversions,
and the Rev. Arthur Smith also
condemns it. It is enough for
me that it has been adopted into
common English. Besides, the
word "East Indiaman" is
classical, and "Manilaman" is
our only possible word. In the
same way, "China New Year"
361
362
with " Russia IcBtlier." After all,
the vigorous expression of
thoughts is the main objec
hU .
' he 1
Dr. Johnson admiltcd his rnutciy
of the subject, but added : " He
wants Eiprcsiion : he bas ball
without powder."
CA»ng-it. Pekingese cktoaiig-thi,
"l^ea-master" ; alio called c^eng-
kwln, or "plea scoundrels," of
whom 1, as a member of the
" utter-fcor," must accordingly be
held one, though only "■ very
liltle one."
" Cempeuttd." Enclosure. I have
Mmewhere seen that this is a
corruption of a Javaneie or Malay
word iamfoHg, 01 " village
enclosure. "
Cuspider. Portuguese, "spittoon."
Daceits. The word commonly used
in Burma for"baQdils," "rebels,"
and (wlien we are angry with
them) " patriots." Hindoo, o^Ar.
Dkeb'i. Hindustani for " washer-
Dja. This bofrowed Maochu word
(/>} is Baoclioiied by Sir Thomas
Wade in the form tha, but il is
only used in Peking, or by
Manchus. My "boy" habitually
made use of it ; but I never heard
any other Chinese, at any other
time or place, once ulter the
FtKfur. I believe this is an attempt
to represent some Arabic word
corresponding to " Son of
Heaven"; Chinese, TUn-ln;
Japanese, Ttn-ski; Hiung-nu,
Shen'jiU ; Tungusic, Vututn ;
■e Khan, e
Turn [over the cnp
concealing the coins and} part
[with the chopstick lo see who
hu gueued the correct fraction]."
FaiihoH. Cantonese for Fo-shan,
" Buddha's Hill" ; properly FK-
ihan or /u/shan, Budh being
(he sound originally intended.
FtiKea. "Flying Tiger."
Hakkas. CantoneM pronundatioil
of the Pekingese JTt-cMa, or
" guest-fimilies " {tTtk-iia).
Bafpo. The best derivation is
Ha-peh S9, or " River-anchorage
Office " ; but I am not aware that
the correct origin of the word has
ever been proved. Moreover, I
have never been to a port where
the words Hopek S», or HoMt
So, are collixmially used. In
Canton the Hoppo is always
currently called the ffeitmdH by
natives—*,*', the "sea-barrier."
tfoKi-Hng. Hwei-Lin, Hwei-shEne,
and many other enthusiaMic
Chinese Boddhists of the fouith,
fifth, and sixth centuries.
fats. No doubl a corruption of
the Spanish Duj, and probably
point«i out before by others.
Kanaka. I do not know what this
word means, but it seems to refer
lo "Pacific Islanders" of any
kind.
K'ang. A word only used exten-
sively in the northern provinces ;
but the official unhealed k'ang,
or reception divan of the yamhts,
is everywhere known.
Kavasi. A Turkish word for
"orderly," or l'iiig-<k'ai.
Kling. I resign this word (o my
Indian collaborators ; but I may
notice that Ho-ling, or Kka-ling,
is as old as the word "pagoda"
[t'af), and seems lo have been
applied by the Chinese to the
Hindoo colonists in lava— >*.«.
lo persons coming from the
Madras coast, where Tamil Is
chiefly spoken. The French and
Dutch often use the word
Ksiktr. Ai moit people know,
this ii Che word used in aU
Iiraelilisb bulchen* shops, etc.,
tigni^n^ compliaoce there with
Jewish ideas of purity {vide
Mr. ZMigwiU).
K^aw, Pekingese Ka-teu, dt
"knock head ; the more genera]
fbnn it i'tu-fm (Cantonese
Xi^tk JTwK. " Old North Pms."
JfTtKt-tn. A word only understood
on the Upper VangUae : its
derivitive meaning is not clear.
Lmng-ku Siam. "Dragon Tttet
HiU."
MaatKhi^ij. Dutch foi "mate-
shaA," "mate-ship," or "com-
pany."
Mtt-mwL Foochow pronunrialion
of the Pekingese nut-toti, or ww-i,
" Hocse's Tail," the name of Ihe
" iftrndarin." Another word hated
by Sir Thomas. Knan is, truly
enoi^h, an official or "man-
darin," bat the word also means
"government," or "public."
jSttOH-katt really meaoi "com-
mon tongue," as distinct from
t'M-htia or t'ti-yin, "dialects."
It ia akin to the distinction
between Sanskrit and Prakrit,
except that all hwa, or " speech,"
it necesaarilj "vulgar." With
the exception of local ballad*
and tales— and these in a few
places only ; — and with the further
exception of novels in spoken
Kwan-kwa, all written language
ii terse in style, and is identiod
for alt dialects : it may be rouehly
defined as " roots, minus volgai
terminations and particles."
There is no such a thing as "act"
speech in China-
ifom. The ChineK character
warn, " a pellet, or bead," is used
to write this, but no one has ever
Mtfahctarily expfauDed iriiy oil
lARY 363
Japanese trading craft are called
mam. All their war-ships are
styled kan, but that b tbe Chinese
word kioH or kitn (pronounced
Um in Canton).
Mentha (Burmese). The second pl-
iable pronounced as in Enghsh
(thann\ equivalent to the Chinese
viaitg-ta, or " prince scion."
M-kei. Purely Cantonese, " not
ought"; the Pekingese lay ftt-
kan, ot iKi-koH, " not dare, or
" how dare ? "
Mora. Also called liai-t'iiam, or
"guess fists."
Ifamti. The Tsj(% brothers were
Kwoh-fanandKwoh-ls'Uan, which
would teem to infer a kweh
catqpiry; but I suppose there
was also used a subcategory,
tiiian, for tome family purpose.
NUn-fii. " Twisted [turban]
rebels." The Taipings proper
were popularly called "Ltmg-
Sipd Ifffiigered,
' Lower New-
Pamda. This word is not Chinese ;
tney always say ia (Cantonese,
fat), originally tap-fo, a dis-
syllable introduced about fifteen
hundred years ago in imitation
of the Hindoo word lh(^
"Pagoda Island" is called in
the Foochow dialect leasing
T'ai, or " Lo-sing Pagoda."
Panthajn. I have no idea when
and how this word came into
existence. 1 find in my Burmese
notes the word pothl (like En-
glish paib-ee), " a Mussulman,"
and pamdki (like English pan-
thee), " a Chinese Mussulman."
It is therefore probably an Anglo-
Burman word.
PelcfiS. Undoubtedly a vulgar
corruption of the Chinese /wi(r).
tiiang, which, according to rule,
would be fydlihang in Corean [
indeed) the Coareau dictionaiies
3^4
GLOSSARY
write these Chinese characters,
and ignore the vul^r spelling of
the office in question.
•« Pidjin:' " Business " or " pidj-
ness" English.
* * PigtaiV* In Chinese, pien ox pun-
tstf '* a plait " ; mentioned as
worn by the Tartars two thousand
years ago.
Ranis. The History of Canton says :
"Anciently five genii rode as
mzxiy yang [sheep or goats] into
Canton ; hence the name * Five
Ram City.' " As sheep will not
live in South China, and butchers'
mutton is brought thither from
Calcutta or Shs^hai, it is plain
that '*rams" must be euphonic
for "billy-goats." Most cities
have an analogous mythical name :
thus Foochow is the "City of
Banyans."
Readoption. It is comparatively
rare for a man to be given in
adoption to any but an unde or
other senior a^ate — One son may
marry two wives for two fathers
— ue, he represents his £Either and
an uncle as joint son. If a man
adopted into a strange "sur-
name" is badly want^ by his
original £Eimily, he may " go back
to the ilk" — always assuming
that his adoptive £unily can spare
him.
Sai-t/iu, Cantonese for si-ch'tao,
"Western Scrub."
Sampan. "Three boards," or
"pine boards" (form differs).
Sh^k'Wan, Cantonese for Shih-
wan, "Stone Bay."
Shi. This character, in common
colloquial use in the sense of
" master," " teacher," also means
"army," "war," "model,"
" imitate," etc., in literature ;
and also, more rarely, "lion,"
SiHha', and, hence, "Ceylon."
Shi-king, " Poetry classic."
Shi-ye, "Instructor-sire," lust as
" prince " is wastg-ye, or "duke "
kung-ye.
Shih'hiah. " Stone Box."
Siccautei. Zi-ka Wei, the [Panl Zi
or] "SU famU/s" place, (ffW).
Sore eyes. The old Hakka woman
once recommended me male
babies' urine for sore eyes. There
is a large export of this article,
in crystals, from Foochow: it
passes through Sir R. Hart's
Customs.
Tabu. The Chinese say hwei (»
avoid), and have a very com-
plicated science on the subject^
popular and literary.
Tai-won-kun, Corean form of
Ta-yiian KUn, "Great Court
Prince," almost the Monsieur of
French Bourbon dajrs.
Taoism. The same word as in the
" road " of a taotai,
TaO'Uu. " Slip-over pants " ; the
word Uu implies "breech," or
"saddle-ride.*^
Tooted, Taiy or " dais," is a word
appended to most titles of address :
thus, ti'tai, ' * my brother ! " Taa
is alike his official designation
and the name of the theoretical
sub-province over which he rules.
The Cantonese pronunciation is
tou-foi ; hence the " old school "
of foreigners often call him the
"totoy."
Tiffin. This Anglo - Oriental
(Indian) word for " midday
meal" may be said to be now
in current use at home ; at least
in certain circles.
7^ing-ch*ai. This means "heark-
to send," or "await despatch" ;
it is a purely colloquial word,
of northern origin.
Tones. ^ These vary in practice from
a minimum of four (Peking) to
a maximum of eighteen (Canton) ;
in theory there are lower (sonants)
GLOSSARY
36s
and higher (surds) divisions of
four tones in all dialects.
THp-kdn-feng, ** Receive man-
^urins hustings."
Umamting, The German utnar-
men, or *'to round arm"; to
give the accoUuU,
Umbrellas, Popular officials are
presented witn a wan-ming san,
or ** myriad name umbrella."
Urine, I ought perhaps to apologise
for allowing this unpoli^ed
specimen of Tartar-steppe wit to
sully the pages of Mr. Murray's
book ; but, as he knows, even
Shakespeare condescends to tell
us what happens when ''some
folks hear the bagpipes." The
only difference is that the
"gassy" provocation is noise
in the Scotch case, and "side"
in the Tartar. When I was
telling a Manchu how I had
forced a mandarin to open the
middle door for me, he said,
eyeing me from head to foot
admiringly: "You did that to
the Tartar-General?" "I did,
indeed," said I ; "and I would
do it again to any mandarin."
" Ah ! ni'ti niao pu-siao ! "
(" You have got a bladderfiil ! ")
»
Waiiing, " Circuit-names,'' or
"hall-names." The sport consists
in selecting a dozen or so out of
several hundred fiimily names :
whoever guesses most "wran-
glers " wins an enormous prize.
Wawa, Always * * baby " in Peking,
but in YUn Nan and Sz Ch'wan
applied toany "kid," or youngster.
Wo'hap, Cantonese for ho-hoh,
"Peaceful Union;" or perhaps
hchk'iah, " Peaceful Joy."
Yahu. "Tooth-Ai#A," or "ivory
tablet"
Yalu, "Duck-green" (River).
This ancient word (Pekingese
form) illustrates how Cantonese
and Corean best represent the
Chinese sounds as tney existed
two thousand years ago. Yah{f)'
luh{k) is the ancient or derivative
form ; ap-luk is the modem Can-
tonese, and ap-nck the Corean.
Yo'kang, Evidently for nyo-ikang,
the Chinese mao-kang; maiida
ex aere fusa, carried by Corean
travellers. On my first visit to
the Corean Foreign Office, I
noticed a row of them at the
threshold, just as Japanese or
Mussulmans leave their shoes.
" Men's evil manners live in
brass" so far z&yo-kangs go.
Yourts. According to the late Mr.
Gilmour, who lived long among
the Mongols, gir is the proper
name for "felt tent," and maihan
for " cloth tent " : he denies that
yuria is a Mongol word at alL
The ancient Hun-Turkish word
for " felt tent " is JCiunglu (in
its Chinese dress), which mav
possibly stand for some such
sound as giur.
INDEX
A (b Dames), 361
A-chak, I JO
A-k&n, 146-8
A-lu, 133
A-n6, 21, 133
A-shem, 148
A-sz, 15
Abu Bakar, Sultan, 379
Address, fonns of, 90
Adelaide, 47
Admiral, Corean, 353
Admirals, British, ti8
Admirals, Chinese, 334, 336,
241, 360
Admiralty, i3i, 352
Adoption, 236, 364
Adoration, 77
AgenU-provocakurs, 310, 323
AkhAHdji. 1S4, 361
Alcock, Sir Rutherford, (a
AlGred, Prince, 390
Allied War of 1859-60, i;o
Almond tea, 240
AmaM*, 31, 361
Ambassadors, 172
America, 34, 37, 43
American experiences, 37, 59
Americana, 53, 60. 118, 198,
331, 359, 341
387
Amir of Afghanistan, 74
Amoy, 79, 13s
An Hwei, 198, 238
Ancestors, 23, 70
Anderson's tea case, 286
Andrews, Mr. C, 264
Annam, 6, 73, 199, 271, 275
Emperor of, 75, 373
Aoki, Dr., 311
Aphrodisiacs, t8j
Arabs, 27S, 280
Arch, honorsiy, 3J3
Anns, 135, ri8
Arrowviax, 315
Artillery, 2 $4
Aspirates, 307
Audience, 377
Australia, 45
Baber, Mr. E. C, 102, 158, 196,
334
"Baga," 11,361
Baker, Sir S., 393-4
Ballantbe, Captain, 374
Ballarat, 4;
Bangkok, 73, 126
Banyan trees, 270, 313, 364
Baptista, Father, 14, 300
Barbados, 150
368 IN
" Barbarian," 326, 335
Barbers, 229, 34;, 349
Banistus, 215, 317
Batavia, 3$\
Bdal, Pile, 96
Beggars. 2, 158, 283, 289
Bbamo, 13, 56, 81, 82, 140, 194,
199. 244
Bigandet, Biahop, 199
Birth, status by, 254
Bishops, 87, 190, 199
Black Flags, 233, 370, 361
Blanc, P*re, 189
Blellcry, Maoslgnor, 107, 193
Blockade o( Hongkong, 306, 312
Bo (tenia), 263, 361
Boards, Peking, 170
Bocca Tigris, 1 34
Boers, 8$, 247
Bonzes, 18, 23, 209, 223, 363
Borneo, 380
"Bo«r8," 20, 77, 130, 176, 238
"Boys," IS. ig.33, 56, 130, 375,
3=0. 33°. 346
Brabazon, Captain, 169
Brazil, 43, 387
Brenton, Captain, R.N., I18
Bribes, 53,311
Bridges, 396
Brigadier-Generals, 106, 113,236
British, 351
Brothers, 361
Brown, Mr. McLeavy, 66, 143,
307
Bryson, Mr., 307
"Buddha, Soft," 279
Buddhism, zo2, 322
BudddchiDga, 309, 361
Bugs, 340
Bullflck, Profeasor T. L., 331
Burma. 12, t;, $6, 61
194,251,26^279, 3
Burning the dead, 23
Buttons of rank, 333, :
Byzantine ceremonies,
Cadouk, Father, i94-<
Calcutta. 173
Calendar, Chinese, 27;
Calice, Baron de, 340
Canton, 231, 288
Canton experiences, i
100, 124, 145-7, It
200, 316, 370, 288,
yam/n, 17, 29, 33
Cantonese, 48, 60, 74
Captain -General, 145
Carpenters, 38, 355
"Cash," 315
"Cat-head," 315, 361
Cathedral, 96
Catholics, Roman, i8[
Chang Chao-tung, Gov
Chang Chen-toh. Lieu
Chang ChT-tuDg, 174,
351, 324
Ch'ang, General, 330
Chang JSn-cheng, "Fo
Chang Shu-sheng, Vii
337
Chang Tao-ling, Taoisi
Chang the Giant. 305
Ch'aiig-ao Sz, temple, ;
Chang-chou Fu, 79
Chang-firh, "boy," 8, t
103, log, 112. 114,
296, 304. 331. 344, 35
Ch'angshan, Tartar Gei
Ch'atao, town, 183
Chefoo ConventioD, 32;
INDEX
369
Chfih Kiang, 166, 319, 337
Chemulpho, 9, 84, 120, 177, 189,
241, 250, 256, 299, 3S4
Ch'fin, Captain, 246-8, 342-3
Ch'6n Lan-pin, Minister, 42
Ch'6ngfu, Director, 309
Ch'6nglin, statesman, 63
Ch'6ngtu, capital, 106
Chiengmai, 75
Chih Li, 170
China Inland Mission, 200
"Chinaman," 361
Chinamen, Anglicised, 47
Chinese Question, 120, 280
— speakers, 186
style, 66, 269, 276
Ching, Commander, R.N., 251
Chinkiang experiences, 1-4, 24-
5, 92-4, 316
Cholera, 18, 27, 32
ChoH magistrate, 161
Chou, iaotai^ 341, 342
Christianity, 182, 201, 203, 219,
256
Christians, native, 99, loi, 107,
150, 157, 180, 184, 191, 201,
253. 274. 298
Chu, taotai, 337, 341
Ch'un, Prince, 55, 251, 260
Chunghou, envoy, 215, 323
Chungking, 100, 156, 162, 184,
202, 217, 237
Ch'unglun, statesman, 62, 64
Cincius, 69
Civilian mandarins, 329
Clerks, 150, 249
Qothes, II, 48, 58. 7S^ 79» 219,
223-4, 255, 314, 364 (see
Dress)
Cocker, Captain, 27
Coffins, 23, 72, 103, 169
Colonies, Hindoo, 280
Commissioners of Customs, 108,
109, 117, 122, 167 (see
Customs)
Compensation, 22, 25, 117, 119,
133. 136, 162. 222-4, 317. 321,
337
" Compound," 362
"Concessions," 121
Concubines, 271
Confucianism, 67, 208, 214
Confucius, 67, 69, 71, 170, 225
Constables, 93, iii, 133
Constantinople, 78
Consulates, 84, 94, 109, in,
121. 339
Consuls, 167, 209, 308
Consuls, Chinese, 130, 258
Coolie trade, 12, 42, 153
Coolies, 15, 267, 288, 297, 352
Corea, 55, 120, 130, 188, 200^
253, 260, 268, 276, 299, 346
Corea, King (now Emperor) of,
122, 177, 250, 259
Corpses, 24
Corvies^ 269
Coste, P^e, 189
Court, Supreme, 212, 214, 317
Cremation, 23
Cuba, 42
Cuspidores, 168, 362
Customs officers, 117, 130, 320
(see Commissioners)
Dacoits, 141, 362
Danes, 341
Davenport, Mr. A., 334
Decouvre, Pdre, 297
Deer Island, 254
24
i70 IN
Deguetle, P6re, 1S9
Deli, 43
Dialects, 11, 135, 175, 205, 309.
316, 388, 290, 313, 318, 356
Diegues, Father, 14, 87
Dinners, 168, 33$
Diplomats, 40, 42, 54, 81, 131,
177, 298, 308, 322
Diaraeti, B., 303
ZWm", 87
Doctors, 4, 3i8~io, 316
Dolichos, 212
Doorkeepers, 331
Doors (of honour), 173, 334
Dowager-Empress, 86, 177
Dowell, Admiral, 1 18
Dragons, 30
Dress, 48, $8, 75, 79, 84, 86, Ij8,
IW "^ "39. 3S5, 378, 311,
33O1 364 (*« Clothes)
Drunken ness, 167, 190
Dumollard, 196
Dutch, 44, 55, 8t, 379, 380
DTnasties, 327, 336
vassal, 79
Eclipses, 34
Edinburgh, Duke of; 390
Egypt, ancient, 169
Elephants, 77
Elias, Mr. Ney, 163
Emi^lion, 380
Emperor, 31, 173, 177
of Annam, 277
of China, 77
of Japan, 77
Emperor's father, jg
Empress-Dowager, 86, 177
English rule, 44, 80, 199, 380
— ^ Pharisees, $3
Eructation, 167
Escorts, 137,367.335
Ennucha, 76
Eurasians, 198
Europeans, 380
Examinations, 91
Exclusion Bill, 53
Exorcising, 18
Extradition, 140
•' Facfur," King, 31, 108, 363
Family Lam, 1 50
Famine, 1
Fan-fam, 363
Fatalism, 33
Fati, Tillage, 135
Fatsban, 33, ■53, 363
Fees, 150
Feet, squeezed. 6, 391^ 315
Feikoo, gunboat, 37, 363
Ferdinand, Prince, 340
Fertech, state, 43
Ferns, edible^ 12
Fiji, 47, 80, 197
Fisher, Mr., 387
Fleet, Chinese, I30
Flogging, 95
Foochow, 166
experiences, 68 (ue Pa-
goda Island), 70
Food, 84, 194, 301
Foreign Office, 15, 89
Foreignera, confidence ii
39.
327
Forts, 247. 347
Francis, Mr. R., 287
French Ministers, 107, 191-3,
I >98
French ride, 44, $0, 81, [84, 199,
INDEX
371
French war, 9, 20, 108, 1 1 8
Frenchmen, 63, 73, 76, 87, 97,
135, 146, 184, 186, 254, 275,
297
Fukienese, 56, 348
Funerals, 23, 169, 282
Fusan, 253 (see Tung-lai)
Fu't'ou, 352
Gaillard, P^e, S.J., 151, 198
Gambling, 46, 52. 59, 93, 173,
304, 332
Gardner, Mr. Chris., C.M.G., 169
Mr. T., 231
Gamier, Bishop, 198
Gates, city, 294
Genealogies, 70
Generals, Chinese, 233
Gentleman, Corean, 254 {see
Nyangpan)
Gerard, M., 87, 198
Germans, 39, 43» 61, 63, 98, 109,
118, 221, 228, 251, 280, 287
Gharries, 201
Gill, Captain, 32, 344
Groitre, 62
Gordon, General, 117, 177
Gorges, 236, 328
Grovemment, British, 218
Governor of Hongkong, 308,
3SO
Granville, Lord, 95, 122
Graves, 340
Gray, Archdeacon, 4, 288
Gros, Baron, 169
Grosvenor, Hon. T. G., 334
Grundy, Mr. and Mrs., 293
Guiana, 150, 153
Gunboats, 118, 120, 251, 258,
262, 286
Hainan {see Hoihow)
Haiphong, 248
Hakkas, 5, 17, 46, 54i 146. 362
Hamilton, Mr., 287
Han, convert, 180
Hance, Dr. H. F., Ph.D., 175,
i8s. 3SO
Hanabusa, Minister, 250
Hankow, 90, 205, 286
Hanoi, 73, 75, 199, 270
Harems, 8$
"Harry's" hotel, 130
Hart, Sir Robert, 65, 11$, 117,
"9t 130. 306
Hassan, Prince, 81
Hats, 255, 291, 297
Hawaii, {see Honolulu)
Hayllar, Mr. T., K.C., 318
Head-dresses, 3, 11, 74, 255
Hennessy, Sir John Pope, 294,
308, 312
Hia, the akhUnd, 184
Hideyoshi, 253
Hien officials, 102, 104, no, 113,
ii9t 233» 239,311,326
Hien-f6ng, Emperor, 170
Hindoos, 76, 279-80
Ho King, the Viceroy, 166
Ho Nan, 172
Ho Tsin-sh6n, Admiral, 234
Hoihow, 10, 87, 241
experiences, 14, 198, 200^
217, 247. 335» 338
Hongkew ("Rainbow Mouth '*),
198
Hongkong, 50, 140, 155, 164,
196, 209, 210, 251, 294, 307
press, 99
Honolulu, 48, $3, 280
Hope, CaptaiOi R.N., 118
372
INDEX
Hoppo, 175, 306, 362
Horse-dealers, 264, 313
Hoshi Toru, Mr., 215
Hospitals, 198
Hour, Chinese, 36
House-boats, 316
Houses, 85, 278
Howqua, 215, 289
Hu Nan, 174, 208, 234
Hu Peh experiences, 5, 70, 90,
267
Hue, Abb6, 221
Hu6, 7S. 271. 27S
Husbands, Chinese, 47, 49, $4
Ha family, 36
Governor, 166-8
Hwai, river, 163, 319
Hwaitapu, statesman, 169
Hwei-sing, the bonze, 209, 362
Ibrahim, Sultan, 279
Ichang, 236, 329
Hi, 227
Immorality, 51
India, 78, 164
Viceroy of, 74
Indian army, 247
Grovemment, 42, 81, 196
Indo-China, 51 (see Annam,
Tonquin, etc.)
Inland Mission, China, 200
Inns, 159, 161, 183, 329
Insan, 189 {see Chemulpho)
Irishmen, 13, 311
Irishwomen, 45
Irrawaddy, 141
Islam, 203
Italians, 46, no, 113, 115, 116,
118, 222
Italy, 181
Jack the boatman, 243, 358
Jack-tars, 118
Januario, H.E. Governor, 12$
Japan, 251
Japanese, 53, 55, 84, 120, 129,
176, 207, 216, 221, 244, 250^
259, 268, 276, 354
types, 81
Java, 280
jehol, 170
Jesuits, 36, 87, 151, 197, 202, 340
Jews, 180, 182
John, Rev. G., 235
Johnson, Dr., 182, 203
Johore, 279
Joseph, 273
Joss, 362
Jumbo, 274
Jungle, 194
Junks, 349
Junk Ceylon, 78
Jurisdiction, 135
Justice, 136
Jweilin, Viceroy, 125, 169-71, 186
Kachyns, 83, 84-6, 127, 194 6,
266
Kalakaua, King, 53, 55
Kan Suh, 183
Kanakas, 362
K'ang (couch), 275, 362
Kavass (messenger), 362
Kerosene, 1$, no
Ketteler, Baron von, 100
Kewkiang, 90, 174, 285, 320
Khaw (HQ) family, 36
Kiang Nan, 198
Si, 174, 286
Su, 166, 198
Kidnapping, 5
Kienlung, Emperor, 63, 68
Kiensbl, city, 70
K'i-k'ou, port, 347
Kin Cho-an (Jobau), 184
King (ite Emperor)
King of EngUod, 338
Kipling, Ur. R., 394
Kissing, 63
Kiings, 43, 57, 373, 363 {ite
Tamils, Hadrassis)
Koh-si Cbang, island, iz6
Kopsch, Mr. H., 167
Kot plant, 313, 219
Kotffw, 11, 34177.79-363
Kowloong, 306
Koyander, Mr, 324
Kra, 78
Kublai Khan, 21, 70, 108
Kung, Prince, 62, 65, 144, 230
Kupeh K"oii, 229, 363
JCwa-tM (boat), 363
Kwang Si, 174
Kivang Tung {see Canton,
Cantonese)
Kwang-sO, reign, 174
Kwei Chou, 184, 200, 366, 296
K'wei Kwan, 338
Kwelvang, statesman, 6j
Kwochang, hien magistrate, 104
Kwok A-cheong, 309
Labour Question, 48, S4
Ladies, Chinese, 290
Lagrte mission, 83
Lamas, 68, 263
Lang, Admiral (Capt.), R.N., 240,
251
Langshun, state, 79
Language, Annamese, 76, 199,
EX 373
Language, Chinese, 207
Lao Vinh-phuc, 232
Lappa, 306
Uw, 156, 215, 249, 269, 307
" Law," Mr., 206
Lawyers, 38, 216, 317, 363
Lees, Rev. Jonathan, t8o
Legge, Dr., 319
Lew, Old, 143
Li dynasty, 271
Li Han-chang, 348, 334, 336
Li Hung-chang, 63, 86^ 97, 163-S,
178,314,241,248,333
Ukin, 139, 174, 285
Limoges, Count of, i63
Ling A-luk, 20;
Literates, 92, 335
Little, Ur. and Mrs. Archibald,
151
Liu K'un-yih, Viceroy, 31, 53,
86, 174-6, 186, 336, 386, 307,
333
Livadia, 323
Lo Pao^hl, 107, 184, 191, 193
Lockhart, Hon. J. Stewart, 312
Logan, 100
Lolos, 1^8
London Chinamen, 30S-6
Lotteries, 304
Lu, Old, 316
La Shan, 285
Luang-Prabang, 73
Lunatics, 8, 356
Lung-hu Shan, 68, 363
Lungts'Qan, city, 137
Ma Chung, General, 83
Ma Fu-ch'u, 82
Ha TCh-hing, 83
. Maatschappij, 43, 3^3
374 IN
Macao, 6, 43, 60, 96, 99, 124,
173. 3<H
Hacartner, Lord, 63
Hacgowan, Dr. D. J., 110, 113,
"S
HcKean, Ur., barrister, 317
Macpherson, 49
Mr. Alexander, 43
Madras sis (see Klings), 79
Afd/u {" horse-maa "X ^68
BfaUys, 79, 378
Hal«, 141
Halet, Sir E. B^ 38;
Ma-mwi, 9, 19, 363
Mancbus, 64, 70, 164, 17a. 353,
308,311,321,337,362
Handalay, 13, 370, 375
Haodaria trade, i6£t 346, 336,
338, 341, 363
Manila, SO, 134, 136, 351
Maozi, 173
Hargaiy, Mr. A. R., 335
Marines, 123
Marriages, S, 7, 13. ^83
J/<ir«["«tcainer"X363
Matin, state of, 140
Mayera. Mr. W. F., 351
Mayors, 93
Mecca, 82, 83
Medicine, 2ZI, 316, 364
Melbource, 47
Mencius,69
Mentha (" prince "), 363
Mergui, 35
Hiao-tsz, 26 s
Military, British, 310
Cliinese, 333-40, 339
Milner, Lord, 359
Miners, 45
Ming dynasty, 253, 3S6. 327
Hing-manb, " Emperor," or King,
373
Ministers, 174, 314
Hint, 170
Miaaionaries, 13, 61, 64, lo;,
107, us, i8(^ 186, 189, 335,
354, 338
Missioms Etrwigires, 188, 198,
300, 297
Hoellendorff, Mr. P. G. von, 189,
"93
HogOk, 141
Homeia, 143
Mongan, Consul, 70
Mongol rulers, 71, 339, 263, 327
Mongolia, 34 s
Mongols, 263
Sfora, game, 169, 363
Morality, ji, 63
Mothers, 8, 306, 346
Mourning, 189
Mules, 396
Mundy, Mr., 134
Muitici pall ties, 149
Muonglai, slate, 73
MuongpD, state, 83
Muongs, the, 73
Murder, 139, 140, 34;
" Murders," 33, 131, 134
Music, 78, 366
Mussulmans, 6s. 81, 105, isi,
183-S. 191. 193. 838
Nails, of hand, 63
Names, 69,71, 7S, 363
Namhoi, 147, IS3
Namoa, piracy of, 137
Nampaung, station, 143
Nanchang Fu, 386
Nanking, 176
INDEX
375
Nan-p'i city, 324
Nantabet river, 127
Navies, local, 97, 112, 240, 251
Navy, British, 271
Neumann, Mr. Julius, 248
New Caledonia, $$
Newcastle, 256, 260
New Year, 147, 277, 361
New Zealand, 47
Ng Choy, Mr., 215 {see Wu
Ting-fang)
Nguyen dynasty, 271
Nien Fei, rebels, 238, 363
Nijni Novgorod, 363
Nine Gates, 145 *
Ningpo, 1 16, 1 18, 170, 206, 222-4,
356
Nobles, Annamese, 275, 276
Noyes, Rev. H. V., 292
Nunn, Joshua, 93
Nuns, 8
NyangPan (**two court-sets"),
254
Oaths, 161, 212
Ocean men, 284
O'Conor, Sir Nicholas, 122
Opium, 20, 33, 43, 46, 52, 53,
176, 209, 238, 304. 310, 325,
331. 337, 341, 343, 345, 3S3
OToole, family, 13-5, 201
Ow, Old, 149, 208-10, 217
Pagoda Island experiences, 27,
70, 131, 134, 241, 345, 357
Pagodas, 352, 363
Pahang, state, 280
Paho, town, 90
Pakhoi, 74, 345
Palace, Annamese, 77, 277
Palikao, Count de, 169
Panthays, 65, 81, 363
Paoytln, statesman, 63
Parkes, Sir Harry, 108, 117, 215,
217, 299
Parlac, state, 43
Parthia, 78
Pashang-ku, station, 265
Passports, 230, 293, 325
Peit'ang, port, 347
Pei Yin-s6n, Commissioner, 19
Peking, 39, 144, 284, 327
Pekingese, 39, 56, 209
Pelchd^ officer, 363
Penang, 80, 198, 2$ i
Pencil chat, 255, 275
P6ng, Colonel, 94
taotai^ 18$
Yah-lin, Admiral, 236
Perera, Sefior, 135
Persia, 78
Persian types, 81
Peru, 42
Phaulcon, Constantine, 3$
Philology, 287
Philosophers, 69, 85
Philosophy, 68
Photographs, 165, 18$
Pickpockets, 144
" Pidjin," 287, 343, 349, 364
Pigs. 3381 339
Pigtails, 46, 56, 80^ 219, 297, 333,
336. 364
Pirates, 98, 124, 127
Plague, 196
Pocock, Captain, 138, 243
Poetiy, 34, 62, 211, 225, 266,
278
Poles, carrying, 126
Police, 326
!«■
376
INDEX
Politeness, 209, 289, 396
Polo, Marco, 21, 43, 108
Pontu, state, 85
Pope, the, 87, 181, 202, 340
"Pope," Mussulman (see Ma
Fu-ch'u)
Taoist, 69
Pork, 134, 183
Portuguese, 5, 88, 99, 11 1, 201,
280
Postmaster-General, 154
Post-office, 146, 153
•• Potted " ancestors, 23, 24, 28
Poyang, lake, 285
Presents, 88, 147, 166
Priests, Buddhist, 112
foreign, 51 {see Jesuits,
Roman Catholics, etc)
Prince, Burmese, 246, 363
Princess, Annamese, 271-2
Prisons, 55
Processions, 282
Proclamations, 335, 352
Protectorates, 278, 281
Protestant missions, 54, 99, 103,
199, 342 {see China Inland)
Proverbs, 236
Provinces, Eighteen, 164
Prussia, 65
Pusan, port, 253
QUELPAERT, 253
Rain-coats, 22
Rajahs, 35. 78
Rangoon, 58, 81, 140,
273
Rams, City of, 290, 364
Rapids, 236, 349
I99»
Rats, 157, 209
Rebellions (see ** Boxers,"
Taipings), 65, 170
Red boats, 236
Reform, 173
Religion, 67, l8i, 203-4, 316
Renoung, state, 35, 78
Riots, 92-114, 121
Rruer of Golden Sand^ 344
Roads, 24
Robertson, Sir Brooke, 17, 169,
186, 215, 219, 289, 350
Roman Catholics, 14, $1, 88, 102,
107, 108, 157, 192, 340 {see
Priests, Jesuits, etc)
Rome, 78, 270, 309
Rossel, M., 87
Ruby Mines, 141
Russia, 19, 55, 174, 177^ 262, 280,
341
Russian experiences, 39, 63, 231,
259
Sacrifices, 56, 80
Sadler, Mr., 207
Sah, Captain, 261
Sailors, Chinese, 348
Sai-ts'iu, village, 364
Salt, 129, 296, 306, 319
Salutes, 242, 259, 261
Sampan^ 364
Sampson, Mr. Theo., 150
Samsah inlet, 348
San Francisco, 1S3
Santos, Pedro de los, 134
Scotch, 49» 55. 235
Scotchmen, 116
Seals, 246
Sedan-chairs, 90, 168, 192, 267,
283, 297, 352, 35S
Sefan, state, 83
Scngmuyu, orphanage. 197
Seward, Hon, W. H., 284
Shamien, j3,39. 15a, IS5
Shan cbiefs, 140
Shan Si Chinese 41, 237
Shan states, 73
Shan Tung, 237
Shanghai, 10, 53, tii, 116, 162,
198, 206, 316
Shasi, port, 19
Shek-wan, lowrs, 32, 364
Shfin Kwei-Kn, statesman, 63
SM, the word, 69, 87, 364
Shibartai, station, 264
SkifiingSceius. 385
Shih Leh, Emperor, 209
Shih-hiah, town, 329, 364
Sla-Kittg, 364
Shipping, 150
Skl^e, 364
Shooting, 316
Shui-ying, station, 253
Siain, 79, 200, 251, 279
Siam experiences, 34-6, 78-80
Siamese, 73
Siao-lan, town, 166
Siccawei, 197, 199
Silver, 353
Sima, post, 8s
Singapore, 12, jo, 80, 3ot, 241,
279. 337
Singing, 266
Singpho, [94 {see Kachjroa)
Sit, Hr., 152
Skatschkoff, Consul, 70
Skin diseases, 317
Sladen, 82
SUve trade {see Coolie tT«de)
Slaves, 56, I JO, 249
EX 377
Smalev Judge, 150
Smith, Mr. F. P., 30
Smuggling, 129, 306, 311, 319
Snakes, 19;
Snobbism, 86
Snubs, 334
Societies, secret, 80
Soldiers, 93, 115, itS, 330, 232-
40, 244-^ 329
Some rvi lie, Dn, 70
Soolhill, Rev. W, E., 109
SOul, 250, 3s6, 259, 263, 268,
=99. 354
South Seas, 351, 281
Spaniards, 50, 81, 134, 212,
2S0
spark piracy, 94, 124
Spectacles, 14;, 219
Sport, 316
Squeezes, 249, 257, 309, 341
Staunton, Sir George, 63
Stead, Mr„ 359
Steamers, 13$, 132
Stewart, Captain, 98
Straits, Tlie, 379
Students, 91
Siian-hwa Fu, 363
Sugar, S3
Suicides, 19, 21, 83, 2;o, 252
Suite, 282 {see Processions)
Suliman, Sultan, 82
Sumatra, 43, 279
Summers, Dr J., 49, 207
Sung ■dynasty, 327
Superstition, 61, loj, 316
SwBtOW, 9, 1 1, 12, 33, 44
Sydney, 47
Sz Ch'wan experiences, 32-4,
100-4, 1S&-8, 191, 300, 337
313. 335. 3*8-30. 35"
378
INDEX
Ta Ts'ing dynasty, 336
Tabu, 211, 364
Taipings, 3, 5, 24, 97
Tai-wOn-kuD, 177, 250, 364
Takeda, Mr., 207
Taku, 347
Tali Fu, 81
Tamils {see Klings), 346
Tanaka, Dr., 120, 221
Tang dynasty, 327
Tanka people, 266
Tao, General, 94
Taoism, 67, 202, 364
TaoUUst 2$, 88, 102, 113, 167,
185, 248, 330, 335, 337-43
Tartar Generals, 174
Tartars, 227, 336 {see Manchus,
Mongols, etc.)
Tea taxes, 286
Teachers, 205-7, 222-4
Telegraph, 122, 141, 302
Temples, 23, 108, 118, 192, 222,
273, 279, 296. 342
T6ng, Captein, 122, 256
Tennasserim, 140
Termoz, Monsignor, 87
Thieving, 146, 148, 151, 156, 159,
274
Thirteen Hongs, 148
Thomson, Mr. J., 165
Thurston, Governor, 80
Tibetans, 194
Tidewaiters, 109, 110 {see
Customs officers)
Tien, Old, 143
Tsai-t'ien, 237-9
Tientsin, 70, 163, 180, 259, 340,
344
Ti6u Van-tri, 73
Tiffin, 364
Tim the thief, 148
Ting, Admiral, 177, 241, 250,
260
— Pao-ch6ng, Viceroy, 106
T'ing-ck'oia, 16, 32, 93, 100, 109,
112, 127, 131, 141, 244, 293,
331. 3S4, 364
TifaOt 92
" Tips," 89
Tirant, M., 73
Tobacco plantations, 43
Tokyo, 260
Tombs, Imperial, 229, 272
Tones, 207, 208, 266, 272, 364
Tongkah, state, 78
Tonquin, 191, 270
experiences, 72, 199
Torai, 253 {see Tung-lai)
Tcmiado, 17, 29
Torture, 153, 178
Tourane, 75
Trang, state, 79
Transit-passes, 14
Transmigration of souls, 68
Travelling-boats, 127
Ts'6n YQh-ying, Governor and
Viceroy, 82, 334
Ts6ng, family, 69, 71
Marquess, 71, 176
Kwoh-fan, Viceroy, 236
Kwoh-tsQ'an, Governor and
Viceroy, 176
Ts'ingt'ien, city, 127
Tso Tsung-t'ang, Viceroy, 236
Tsung-li Ydminf 62, 106, 143,
231
Tu W6n-siu, Sultan, 82
Tung Son, statesman, 62
Tungchow, 170
Tungkadu, school, 198