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THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
THE MASTER OF
MRS. CHILVERS
BY
JEROME K. JEROME
NEW YORK
DODD, MEAD AND COMPANY
1911
Copyright, 1911
Bt JEROME K. JEROME
(All rights reserved.)
CHARACTERS
Lady Mogton President Women's Parliamen-
tary Franchise League
Axnys Ciiilveks nee Mogton, Honorary Secre-
tary W.P.F.L.
Phozbe Mogton Organising Secretary W.P.F.L.
Janet Blake Joint Organizing Secretary
W.P.F.L.
Mrs. Mointcaem-Yilliers .Vice-President W.P.F.L.
ELIZABETH Spender Honorary Treasurer W.P.F.L.
(Forming the Council)
Geoffrey Chilvers, M.P. . . President Men's League for
Extension of Franchise to
Women
Dorian St. Herbert Honorary Secretary to M.L.E.
F.W. *
Mrs. Ohinn A pew-opener
Bra Lamb, m.P A Labour Memher
WILLIAM Gordon Formerly known as "Jaw-
bones"
ROBE Merton Formerly known as "Ginger"
Hake A Butler
SlOBBY An Election Agent
Mr. Peekin "I
Mb. Hopper
Mrs. Peekin [ A Deputation
Miss Boreas si: |
Miss RickettsJ
THE FIRST ACT
Scene: Drawing-room, 91, Russell Square.
Time: 3 p.m.
THE SECOND ACT
Scene: Liberal Committee Room, East India Dock Road
Time: 5 p.m.
THE THIRD ACT
Scene: The Town Hall, East Poplar.
Time: 10 p.m.
THE FOURTH ACT
Scene: Russell Square.
Time: Midnight.
THE FIRST ACT
THE FIRST ACT
Scene: — Drawing-room, 91, Russell Square.
Time : — Afternoon.
(Mrs. Elizabeth Spender sits near the fire,
reading a book. She is a tall, thin woman,
with passionate eyes, set in an oval face of
olive complexion; the features are regular
and severe; her massive dark hair is almost
primly arranged. She wears a tailor-made
costume, surmounted by a plain black hat.
The door opens and Phoebe enters, shown in
by Hake, the butler, a thin, ascetic-looking
man of about thirty, with prematurely grey
hair. Phoebe Mogton is of the Fluffy Ruf-
fles type, petite, with a retrousse nose, re-
markably bright eyes, and a quantity of fluffy
light hair, somewhat untidily arranged. She
is fashionably dressed in the fussy, flyaway
style. Elizabeth looks up; the two young
women shake liands.)
Phoebe
Good woman. 'Tisn't three o'clock yet, is it?
3
4 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Elizabeth
About five minutes to.
Phoebe
Annys is on her way. I just caught her in time.
{To Hake.) Put a table and six chairs. Give
mamma a hammer and a cushion at her back.
Hake
A hammer, miss .'
Phoebe
A chairman's hammer. Haven't you got one?
Hake
I'm afraid not, miss. Would a gravy spoon do?
Phoebe
{To Elizabeth, afU r expression of disgust.)
Fancy a house without a chairman's hammer! {To
Hake.) See that there's something. Did your wife
go to the meeting last nighl .'
Hake
{II< is arranging furniture according to instruc-
tions.) I'm not quite sure, miss. I gave her the
evening out.
Phoebe
" Gave her the evening out "!
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Elizabeth
We are speaking of your wife, man, not your serv-
ant.
Hake
Yes, miss. You see, we don't keep servants in our
class. Somebody's got to put the children to bed.
Elizabeth
Why not the man — occasionally?
Hake
Well, you see, miss, in my case, I rarely getting
home much before midnight, it would make it so
late. Yesterday being my night off, things fitted in,
so to speak. Will there be any writing, miss?
Phoebe
Yes. See that there's plenty of blotting-paper.
{To Elizabeth.) Mamma always splashes so.
Hake
Yes, miss. {He goes out.)
Elizabeth
Did you ever hear anything more delightfully
naive? He " gave " her the evening out. That's
how they think of us — as their servants. The gen-
tleman hasn't the courage to be straightforward
about it. The butler blurts out the truth. Why are
we meeting here instead of at our own place?
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Phoebe
For secrecy, I expect. Too many gasbags always
about the office. I fancy — I'm not quite sure — that
mamma's got a new idea.
Elizabeth
Leading to Holloway?
Phoebe
Well, most roads lead there.
Elizabet i i
And end there — so far as I can see.
Phoebe
You're too impatient.
Elizabeth
It's what our friends have been telling us — for the
last fifty years.
Phoebe
Look here, if it was only the usual sort of thing
mamma wouldn't want it kept secret. I'm inclined
to think it's a new departure altogether.
(The door opens. There enters Janet Blake,
followed by Hake, who proceeds with his
work. Janet Blake is a slight, fragile-look-
ing creature, her great dark eyes — the eyes of
a fanatic — emphasise the pallor of her child-
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ish face. She is shabbily dressed; a plain,
uninteresting girl until she smiles, and then
her face becomes quite beautiful. Phoebe
darts to meet her.)
Good girl. Was afraid— I say, you're wet through.
Janet
It was only a shower. The 'buses were all full.
I had to ride outside.
Phoebe
Silly kid, why didn 't you take a cab ?
Janet
I've been reckoning it up. I've been half over
London chasing Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers. Cabs
would have come, at the very least, to twelve-and-
six.
Phoebe
Well
Janet
(To Elizabeth.) Well— I want you to put me
down as a contributor for twelve-and-six. (She
smiles.) It's the only way I can give.
Phoebe
(She is taking off Janet's cloak; throws it to
Hake.) Have this put somewhere to dry. (She
pushes Janet to the fire.) Get near the fire. You're
as cold as ice.
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Elizabeth
All the seats inside, I suppose, occupied by the
chivalrous sex.
Janet
Oh, there was one young fellow offered to give me
up his place, but I wouldn't let him. You see, we're
claiming equality. (Smiles.)
Elizabeth
And are being granted it — in every direction
where it works to the convenience of man.
Phoebe
(Laughs.) Is she coming — the Villiers woman?
Janet
Yes. I ran her down at last — at her dressmaker's.
She made an awful fuss about it, but I wouldn't
leave till she'd promised. Tell me, it's something
quite important, isn't it?
Phoebe
I don't know anything, except that I had an urgent
telegram from mamma this morning to call a meet-
ing of the entire Council here at three o'clock. She's
coming up from Manchester on purpose. (To
Hake.) Mrs. Chilvers hasn't returned yet, has she?
Hake
Not yet, miss. Shall I telephone
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Phoebe
(Shakes her head.) No; it's all right. I have
seen her. Let her know we are here the moment she
comes in.
Hake
Yes, miss.
(He has finished the arrangements. The table
has been placed in the centre of the room, six
chairs round it, one of them being a large
arm-chair. He has placed writing materials
and a large silver gravy spoon. He is go-
ing.)
Phoebe
"Why aren't you sure your wife wasn't at the
meeting last night? Didn't she say anything?
Hake
Well, miss, unfortunately, just as she was start-
ing, Mrs. Comerford — that's the wife of the party
that keeps the shop downstairs — looked in with an
order for the theatre.
Phoebe
Oh!
Hake
So I thought it best to ask no questions.
Phoebe
Thank you.
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Hake
Thank you, miss. (He goes out.)
Elizabeth
Can nothing be done to rouse the working-class
woman out of her apathy?
Phoebe
Well, if you ask me, I think a good deal has been
done.
Elizabeth
Oh, what's the use of our deceiving ourselves?
The great mass are utterly indifferent.
Janet
(She is seated in an easy-chair near the fire.) I
was talking to a woman only yesterday — in Bethnal
Green. She keeps a husband and three children by
taking in washing. " Lord, miss," she laughed,
" what would we do with the vote if we did have it?
only one thing more to give to the men."
Phoebe
That's rather good.
Elizabeth
The curse of it is that it's true. Why should they
put themselves out merely that one man instead of
another should dictate their laws to them?
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Phoebe
My dear girl, precisely the same argument was
used against the Second Reform Bill. What earthly
difference could it make to the working men whether
Tory Squire or Liberal capitalist ruled over them?
That was in 1868. To-day, fifty-four Labour Mem-
bers sit in Parliament. At the next election they will
hold the balance.
Elizabeth
Ah, if we could only hold out that sort of hope to
them!
(Annys enters. She is in outdoor costume. She
kisses Phoebe, shakes hands with the other
two. Annys 's age is about twenty-five. She
is a beautiful, spiritual-looking creature, tall
and graceful, with a manner that is at the
same time appealing and commanding. Her
voice is soft and caressing, but capable of ex-
pressing all the emotions. Her likeness to
her younger sister Phoebe is of the slightest;
the colouring is the same, and the eyes that
can flash, but there the similarity ends. She
is simply but well dressed. Her soft hair
makes a quiet but wonderfully effective frame
to her face.)
Annys
(She is taking off her outdoor things.) Hope I'm
not late. I had to look in at Caxton House. Why
are we holding it here?
12 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS.
Phoebe
Mamma's instructions. Can't tell you anything
more — except that I gather the matter's important,
and is to be kept secret.
Annys
Mamma isn't here, is she?
Phoebe
(Shakes her head.) Reaches St. Pancras at two-
forty. (Looks at her watch.) Train's late, I expect.
(Hake has entered.)
Annys
(She hands Hake her hat and coat.) Have some-
thing ready in case Lady Mogton hasn't lunched. Is
your master in ?
Hake
A messenger came for him soon after you left,
ma'am. I was to tell you he would most likely be
dining at the House.
Annys
Thank you.
(Hake goes out.)
Annys
(To Elizabeth.) I so want you to meet Geoffrey.
He'll alter your opinion of men.
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Elizabeth
My opinion of men has been altered once or twice
— each time for the worse.
Annys
Why do you dislike men?
Elizabeth
(With a short laugh.) Why does the slave dislike
the slave-owner?
Phoebe
Oh, come off the perch. You spend five thousand
a year provided for you by a husband that you only
see on Sundays. We'd all be slaves at that price.
Elizabeth
The chains have always been stretched for the few.
My sympathies are with my class.
Annys
But men like Geoffrey — men who are devoting
their whole time and energy to furthering our cause ;
what can you have to say against them?
Elizabeth
Simply that they don't know what they're doing.
The French Revolution was nursed in the salons of
the French nobility. When the true meaning of the
woman's movement is understood we shall have to
get on without the male sympathiser.
(A pause.)
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Annys
"What do you understand is the true meaning of
the woman's movement?
Elizabeth
The dragging down of man from his position of
supremacy. "What else can it mean?
Annys
Something much better. The lifting up of woman
to be his partner.
Elizabeth
My dear Annys, the men who to-day are advocat-
ing votes for women are doing so in the hope of
securing obedient supporters for their own political
schemes. In New Zealand the working man brings
his female relations in a van to the poll, and sees to
it that they vote in accordance with his orders.
When man once grasps the fact that woman is not go-
ing to be his henchman, but his rival, men and women
will face one another as enemies.
(The door opens. Hake announces Lady Mog-
ton and Dorian St. Herbert. Lady Mog-
ton is a large, strong-featured woman, with
a naturally loud voice. She is dressed with
studded carelessness. Dorian St. Herbert,
K.C., is a tall, thin man, about thirty. He is
elegantly, almost dandily, dressed.)
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Annys
(Kissing her mother.) Have you had lunch?
Lady Mogton
In the train.
Phoebe
(Who has also kissed her mother and shaken hands
with St. Herbert.) We are all here except Villiers.
She's coming. Did you have a good meeting?
Lady Mogton
Fairly. Some young fool had chained himself to
a pillar and thrown the key out of window.
Phoebe
What did you do?
Lady Mogton
Tied a sack over his head and left him there.
(She turns aside for a moment to talk to St.
Herbert, ivho has taken some papers from
his despatch-box.)
Annys
(To Elizabeth.) We must finish out our talk
some other time. You are quite wrong.
Elizabeth
Perhaps.
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Lady Mogton
We had better begin. I have only got half an
hour.
Janet
I saw Mrs. Villiers. She promised she'd come.
Lady Mogton
You should have told her we were going to be
photographed. Then she'd have been punctual.
(She has taken her seat at the table. St. Herbert
at her right.) Better put another chair in case she
does turn up.
Janet
(Does so.) Shall I take any notes?
Lady Mogton
No. (To Annys.) Give instructions that we are
not to be interrupted for anything.
(Annys rings bell.)
St. Herbert
(He turns to Phoebe, on Ids rigid.) Have you
heard the latest?
There was an old man of Hong Kong,
Whose language was terribly strong.
(Enter Hake. He brings a bottle and glass,
width he places.)
Annys
Oh, Hake, please, don't let us be interrupted for
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anything. If Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers comes, show
her up. But nobody else.
Hake
Yes, ma'am. (Hake goes out.)
St. Herbert
(Continuing.)
It wasn't the ivords
Tli at frightened the birds,
'Twas the 'orrible double-entendre.
Lady Mogton
(Who has sat waiting in grim silence.) Have you
finished ?
St. Herbert
Quite finished.
Lady Mogton
Thank you. (She raps for silence.) You will un-
derstand, please, all, that this is a private meeting of
the council. Nothing that transpires is to be allowed
to leak out. (There is a murmur.) Silence, please,
for Mr. St. Herbert.
St. Herbert
Before we begin, I should like to remind you,
ladies, that you are, all of you, persons mentally de-
ficient
(The doar opens. Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
(liters, announced by Hake. She is a show-
ily-dressed, flamboyant lady.)
18 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
I am so sorry. I have only just this minute-
(She catches sight of St. Herbert.) You naughty
creature, why weren't you at my meeting last night?
The Rajah came with both his wives. We've elected
them, all three, honorary members.
Lady Mogton
Do you mind sitting down?
Mr*. Mountcalm-Villiers
Here, dear? (She talcs the vacant chair.) So
nice of you. I read about your meeting. What a
clever idea.
Lady Mogton
(Cuts her short.) Yes. We are here to consider
a very important matter. By way of commencement
Mr. St. Herbert has just reminded us that in the eye
of the law all women are imbeciles.
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
I know, dear. Isn't it shocking?
St. Herbert
Deplorable; but of course not your fault. I men-
tion it because of its importance to the present mat-
ter. Under Clause A of the Act for the Better Regu-
lation, &c, &c, all persons " mentally deficient " are
debarred from becoming members of Parliament.
The classification has been held to include idiots, in-
fants, and women.
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(An interruption. Lady Mogton hammers.)
Bearing this carefully in mind, we proceed. (He
r&fers to his notes.) Two years ago a bye-election
took place in the South-west division of Belfast.
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
My dear, may I ? It has just occurred to me. Why
do we never go to Ireland?
Lady Mogton
For various sufficient reasons.
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
So many of the Irish members have expressed
themselves quite sympathetically.
Lady Mogton
We wish them to continue to do so. (Turns to St.
Herbert. ) I 'm sorry.
St. Herbert
A leader of the Orange Party was opposed by a
Nationalist, and the proceedings promised to be
lively. They promised for a while to be still livelier,
owing to the nomination at the last moment of the
local lunatic.
Phoebe
(To Annys.) This is where we come in.
St. Herbert
There is always a local lunatic, who, if harmless, is
generally a popular character. James Washington
20 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
McCaw appears to have been a particularly cheerful
specimen. One of his eccentricities was to always
have a skipping-rope in his pocket; wherever the
traffic allowed it, he would go through the streets
skipping. He said it kept him warm. Another of
his tricks was to let off fireworks from the roof of his
house whenever he heard of the death of anybody of
importance. The Returning Officer refused his nom-
ination— which, so far as his nominators were con-
cerned, was intended only as a joke — on the grounds
of his being by common report a person of unsound
mind. And there, so far as South-west Belfast was
concerned, the matter ended.
Phoebe
Pity.
St. Herbert
But not so far as the Returning Officer was con-
cerned. McCaw appears to have been a lunatic pos-
sessed of means, imbued with all an Irishman's love
of litigation. He at once brought an action against
the Returning Officer, his contention being that his
mental state was a private matter, of which the Re-
turning Officer was not the person to judge.
Phoebe
He wasn't a lunatic all over.
St. Herbert
We none of us are. The case went from court to
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court. In every instance the decision was in favour
of the Returning Officer. Until it reached the House
of Lords. The decision was given yesterday after-
noon— in favour of the man McCaw.
Elizabeth
Then lunatics, at all events, are .. >t debarred from
going to the poll.
St. Herbert
The "mentally deficient" are no longer debarred
from going to the poll.
Elizabeth
What grounds were given for the decision?
St. Herbert
(He refers again to his notes.) A Returning Of-
ficer can only deal with objections arising out of the
nomination paper. He has no jurisdiction to go be-
hind a nomination paper and constitute himself a
court of inquiry as to the fitness or unfitness of a can-
didate.
Phoebe
Good old House of Lords !
(Lady Mogton hammers.)
Elizabeth
But I thought it was part of the Returning Offi-
cer's duty to inquire into objections, that a special
time was appointed to deal with them.
22 THE MASTER OP MRS. CHILVERS
St. Herbert
He will still be required to take cognizance of any
informality in the nomination paper or papers. Be-
yond that, this decision relieves him of all further
responsibility.
Janet V
But this gives us everything.
St. Herbert
It depends upon what you call everything. It
| jives a woman the right to go to the poll — a right
vhich, as a matter of fact, she has always possessed.
] i'HOEBE
Then why did the Returning Officer for Camber-
well in 1885
St. Herbert
Because he did not know the law. And Miss Helen
Taylor had not the means possessed by our friend
McCaw to teach it to him.
Annts
(Rises. She goes to the centre of the room.)
Lady Mogton
Where are you going?
Annts
(She tarns; there are tears in her eyes. The ques-
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Hon seems to recall her to herself.) Nowhere. I am
so sorry. I can't help it. It seems to me to mean so
much. It gives us the right to go before the people —
to plead to them, not for ourselves, for them. {Again
she seems to lose consciousness of those at the table,
of the room.) To the men we will say: "Will you
not trust us? Is it harm we have ever done you?
Were we not sent into the world to be your helpmeet ?
Are not the children ours as well as yours? Shall
we not work together to shape the world where they
must dwell? Is it only the mother-voice that shall
not be heard in your councils ? Is it only the mother-
hand that shall not help to guide ? " To the women we
will say : ' ' Tell them — tell them it is from no love of
ourselves that we come from our sheltered homes into
the street. It is to give, not to get — to mingle with
the sterner judgments of men the deeper truths that
God, through pain, has taught to women — to min-
gle with man's justice woman's pity, till there shall
arise the perfect law — not made of man nor woman,
but of both, each bringing what the other lacks."
And they will listen to us. Till now it has seemed
to them that we were clamouring only for selfish
ends. They have not understood. We shall speak
to them of common purposes, use the language of
fellow-citizens. They will see that we are worthy of
the place we claim. They will welcome us as helpers
in a common cause. They
(She turns — the present comes bach to her.)
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Lady Mogton
(After a pause.) The business (she dwells severely
on the word) before the meeting
Annys
(Sh-e reseats herself meekly. Apologising gener-
ally.) I must learn to control myself.
Lady Mogton
(Who has waited.) is McCaw versus Potts.
Its bearing upon the movement for the extension of
the franchise to women. My own view I venture to
submit in the form of a resolution. (She takes up a
paper on which she has been writing.) As follows:
That the Council of the Woman's Parliamentary
Franchise League, having regard to the decision of
the House of Lords in McCaw v. Potts
St. Herbert
(Looking over.) Two t's.
Lady Mogton
resolves to bring forward a woman candidate
to contest the next bye-election. {Suddenly to Mrs.
Mountcalm-Villiers, who is chattering.) Do you
agree or disagree?
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
My dear! How can you ask? Of course we all
agree. (To Elizabeth.) You agree, don't you?
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Elizabeth
Of course, even if elected, she would not be allowed
to take her seat.
Phoebe
How do you know? Nothing more full of sur-
prises than English law.
Lady Mogton
At the present stage I regard that point as imma-
terial. What I am thinking of is the advertisement.
A female candidate upon the platform will concen-
trate the whole attention of the country on our move-
ment.
St. Herbert
It might even be prudent — until you have got the
vote — to keep it dark that you will soon be proceed-
ing to the next inevitable step.
Elizabeth
You think even man could be so easily deceived !
St. Herbert
Man has had so much practice in being deceived.
It comes naturally to him.
Elizabeth
Poor devil !
Lady Mogton
The only question remaining to be discussed is the
candidate.
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Annys
Is there not danger that between now and the next
bye-election the Government may, having regard to
this case, bring in a bill to stop women candidates
from going to the poll?
St. Herbert
I have thought of that. Fortunately, the case
seems to have attracted very little attention. If a
bye-election occurred soon there would hardly be
time.
Lady Mogton
It must be the very next one that does occur —
wherever it is.
.7 \ vet
I am sure that in the East End we should have a
el i .nice.
Phoebe
Great Scott ! Just think. If we were to win it !
St. Herbert
If you could get a straight fight against a Liberal
I believe you would.
Annys
Why is the Government so unpopular?
St. Herbert
Well, take the weather alone — twelve degrees of
frost again last night.
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Janet
In St. George's Road the sewer has burst. The
water is in the rooms where the children are sleeping.
(She clenches her hands.)
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
(She shakes her head.) Something ought really
to be done.
Lady Mogton
Has anybody any suggestion to make? — as regards
the candidate. There's no advantage in going out-
side. It will have to be one of ourselves.
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
Won't you, dear?
Lady Mogton
/ shall be better employed organising. My own
feeling is that it ought to be Annys. (To St. Her-
bert.) What do you think?
St. Herbert
Undoubtedly.
Annys
I'd rather not,
Lady Mogton
It's not a question of liking. It's a question of
duty. For this occasion we shall be appealing to
the male voter. Our candidate must be a woman
popular with men. The choice is somewhat limited.
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Elizabeth
No one will put up so good a fight as you.
Annys
Will you give me till this evening?
Lady Mogton
What tor.'
Annys
I should like to consult Geoffrey.
Lady Mogton
You think he would object?
Annys
(A little doubtfully.) No. But we have always
talked everything over together.
Lady Mogton
Absurd ! He's one of our staunchest supporters.
Of course he'll be delighted.
Elizabeth
I think the thing ought to be settled at once.
Lady Mogton
It must be. I have to return to Manchester to-
night. We shall have to get to work immediately.
St. Herbert
Geoffrey will surely take it as a compliment.
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Janet
Don't you feel that woman, all over the world, is
calling to you? —
Annts
It isn 'f that. I 'm not trying to shirk it. I merely
thought that if there has been time — of course, if
you really think
Lady Mogton
You consent ?
Annys
Yes. If it's everybody's wish.
Lady Mogton
That's settled.
Phoebe
(She springs up, waving a handkerchief.) Chilvers
for ever !
Janet
(Rises.) God bless you!
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
(Clapping her hands.) Now we shan't be long!
Lady Mogton
(Hammers.) Order, please!
(The three subside.)
30 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
This is serious business. The next step is, of
course-
(The door opens; Geoffrey enters. He is a
youngish-looking man of three or four and
thirty. Lady Mogton, at the sound of the
door, turns. St. Herbert rises. There is a
pause.)
Lady Mogton
We've been talking about you. We must apolo-
gise for turning your drawing-room
Geoffrey
My dear mother-in-law, it is Providence. (He
kisses her.) There is no one I was more longing
to see.
Annys
(She has risen.) Hake told me you would be
dining at the House.
Geoffrey
(He comes to her, kisses her, he is in a state of
suppressed excitement.) I shall be. I came back
to bring you some news.
Phoebe
We've got some news for you. Have you
heard
Geoffrey
(He stays her.) May I claim man's privilege for
the first word? It is news, I am sure, you will all
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be delighted to hear. A friend of yours has been
appointed to an office where — it is quite possible —
he may be of service to you.
Phoebe
Governorship of Holloway Gaol?
Geoffrey
Not a bad guess. Very near it. To the Under-
Secretaryship for Home Affairs.
Lady Mogton
Who is it!
Geoffrey
(He bows.) Your affectionate and devoted servant.
Annys
You!
Phoebe
(Genuinely delighted. She is not a quick thinker.)
Bravo! Congratulations, old boy! (She has risen
— she slaps him on the back.)
Annys
Geoffrey! (She puts her arms about him.) You
never told me anything.
Geoffrey
I know, dear. I was afraid. It mightn't have
come off. And then you would have been so dis-
appointed.
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Annys
{There are tears in her eyes. She still clings to
him*.) I am so glad. Oh, I am so glad!
Geoffrey
It is all your doing. You have been such a splen-
did help. {He breaks gently away from her. Turns
to St. Herbert, with a lighter tone.) Haven't you
anything to say to a fellow? You're not usually
dumb.
St. Herbert
It has all been so sudden — as the early Victorian
heroine was fond of remarking !
Geoffrey
{Laughs.) It has been sudden. We had. none of
us, any idea till yesterday that old Bullock was
thinking of resigning.
Elizabeth
{She has risen cud movi d towards the fire.) Won't
it necessitate a bye-election?
(Lady Mogton and St. Herbert hart been
thinking it out. On the others thi word jells
like a bombshell.)
Geoffrey
{He turns to her. lie docs not set their faces.)
Yes. But I don't anticipate a contest, The Con-
servatives are without a candidate, and I am on
good terms with the Labour Party. Perhaps Mr.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 33
Hunnable {He laughs, then, turning, catches
sight of his wife's face. From Annys he looks to the
others. )
Lady Mogton
{She has risen.) You haven't heard, then, of
"McCaw versus Potts"?
Geoffrey
"McCaw versus Potts!" What the
St. Herbert
Was decided in the House of Lords late yesterday
afternoon. Briefly stated, it confers upon women
the right of becoming Parliamentary candidates.
Geoffrey
{He is staggered.) You mean
Lady Mogton
Having regard to which, we have decided to bring
forward a woman candidate to contest the next bye-
election.
Geoffrey
Urn ! I see.
Annys
But we never thought — we never anticipated it
would be Geoffrey's.
Lady Mogton
I really cannot admit that that alters the case.
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Geoffrey himself would never dream, I am sure, of
asking us to sacrifice our cause to his convenience.
Geoffrey
No. Of course not. Certainly not.
Lady Mogton
It is perhaps unfortunate that the candidate se-
lected
Annys
It is quite impossible. Such a dilemma was never
dreamed of.
Lady Mogton
And if not? Is the solidarity of woman
Geoffrey
(Beginning to guess.) Forgive my impatience;
but whom have you selected?
Elizabeth
(When she likes she can be quite sweet.) Your
wife. (He expected it.) We rather assumed (she
appeals to the others with a gesture), I think that
the president of the Man's League for the Extension
of the Franchise to Women would regard it as a
compliment.
Geoffrey
(His dislike for her is already in existence.) Yes.
Very thoughtful.
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Annys
You must choose some one else.
Phoebe
But there is no one else.
Annys
There's mamma.
Phoebe
Mamma's too heavy.
Annys
Well, then, there's Elizabeth — there's you!
Geoffrey
Yes. Why not you? You and I could have a
jolly little fight.
Lady Mogton
This is not a laughing matter. If I could think
of any one to take Annys 's place I should not insist.
I cannot.
Phoebe
You see, it mustn't be a crank.
Geoffrey
(He is losing his temper.) Yes, I suppose that
does limit you.
Elizabeth
And then — thanks to you — Mrs. Chilvers has had
36 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
such excellent training in politics. It was that, I
think, that decided us.
Geoffrey
(Convention forbids his strangling her.) Will
somebody kindly introduce me to this lady?
St. Herbert
Ah, yes, of course. You don't know each other,
do you? Mr. Geoffrey Chilvers — Mrs. Joseph
Spender. Mrs. Spender — Mr. Chilvers, M.P.
Elizabeth
(Sweetly.) Delighted!
Geoffrey
(Not.) Charmed.
Lady Mogton
(To Annys.) I am not indifferent to your dif-
ficulty. But the history of woman, my dear Annys,
is a history of sacrifice. We give our sons — if neces-
sary, our husbands.
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
(Affected.) How true!
Annys
But you are not asking me to give him. You
are asking me to fight him. I can't.
Lady Mogton
You mean you won't.
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Annys
You can put it that way if you like. I won't.
(A pause.)
Janet
I thought Mrs. Chilvers had pledged her word.
Elizabeth
Yes. But without her husband's consent. So,.
of course, it doesn't count.
Geoffrey
(He turns on her.) Why not you — if there must
be a fight? Or would it be against your principles?
Elizabeth
Not in the least.
Geoffrey
Ah!
Elizabeth
I would offer myself as a substitute. Only it
might seem like coming between husband and wife.
Geoffrey
(He turns away with a grunt of disgust.)
Phoebe
It's awfully rough on you, Geoffrey. I can see it
from your point of view. But one can't help re-
membering the things that you yourself have said.
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Geoffrey
I know; I know. I've been going up and down
the country, excusing even your excesses on the
ground that no movement can force its way to the
front without treading on innumerable toes. For
me, now, to cry halt merely because it happens to
be my own toes that are in the way would be —
ridiculous — absurd — would be monstrous. (Nobody
contradicts Jiim.) You are perfectly justified — if
this case means what you say it does — in putting
up a candidate against me for East Poplar. Only,
naturally, it cannot be Annys. (He reaches out his
hand to win re Annys stands a little behind him,
takes her hand.) Annys and I have fought more
than«one election. It has been side by side.
Elizabeth
The lady a little behind.
Geoffrey
(He moves away with an expression of deep an-
noyance.)
Janet
(She comes forward. She holds forth her hands
with a half-appealing, half-commanding gesture.
She almost seems inspired.) Would it not be so
much better if, in this first political contest between
man and woman, the opponents were two people
honouring one another, loving one another? Would
it not show to all the world that man and woman
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 39
may meet — contend in public life without anger,
without scorn? {There is a pause. They stand
listening.) I do not know, but it seems to me that
if Mr. Chilvers could bring himself to do this it
would be such a big thing — perhaps the most chival-
rous thing that a man has ever done to help women.
If he would put aside, quite voluntarily, all the
man's privilege — just say to the people, "Now choose
— one of us two to serve you. We stand before you,
equal, my wife and I." I don't know how to put it,
but I feel that by merely doing that one thing Mr.
Chilvers would solve the whole problem. It would
prove that good men are ready to give us of their
free accord all that we claim. "We should gain our
rights, not by warfare, but through love and under-
standing. Wouldn't that be — so much better? (She
looks — her hands still appealing — from one to the
other.)
(Another silence. They liave all been carried a
little off their feet by Janet's earnestness.)
Annys
(She touches him.) What do you think, dear?
Geoffrey
Yes, there's a good deal, of course, in what Miss
Blake says.
Annys
It would be a big thing for you to do.
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Phoebe
You see, whatever happened, the seat would be
yours. This case only gives us the right to go to
the poll. We are keen upon Annys because she's
our best card, that's all.
Geoffrey
Do you wish it?
Annys
(She smiles up at him.) I'd rather fight you than
any one else.
Geoffrey
You are not afraid that the situation might be —
just a trifle comical?
Annys
(Shales her head.) No. I think everybody will
say it was rather splendid of you.
Geoffrey
Well, if it will help women.
Annys
(She holds out her hand.. She is still in exalted
mooel.) We will show how man and woman may
be drawn nearer to one another by rivalry for noble
ends.
St. Herbert
(He shakes Geoffrey's somewhat limp hand.)
I envy you. The situation promises to be piquant.
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Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
It will be a battle of roses.
Lady Mogton
I must go. I shall see you both again to-morrow.
(She kisses Geoffrey.) This is an historic day.
Geoffrey
Yes. I daresay we shall all remember it.
Lady Mogton
(To Janet.) I will get you to come to the station
with me. I can give you your instructions in the
cab. (She kisses Annys.) You have been called to
a great work. Be worthy of it.
(They are all making ready to go. Annys /ios
rung the bell for Hake.)
Janet
(To Annys.) Are you glad?
Annys
(Kisses her.) You showed me the whole thing
in a new light. You were splendid. (She turns to
Elizabeth.) Didn't I tell you he would convert
you ?
Elizabeth
I was wrong to judge all men guilty. There are
also — the innocent.
42 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Annys
(For a moment — but a moment only — she is pleased.
Then the doubtful meaning of Elizabeth's words
strikes her.)
(Enter Hake.)
Annys
(She has to dismiss Elizabeth.) Oh, Hake
(To Lady Mogton.) You'll want a cab, won't you,
mamma ?
Lady Mogton
A taxi Goodbye, everybody.
(She sails out.)
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
I have my carriage. (To Elizabeth.) Can I give
you a lift?
Elizabeth
Thank you. (To Geoffrey.) We shall meet
again.
Geoffrey
I feel sure of it.
(Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers and Elizabeth go
out.)
Phoebe
(To Hake.) Are Miss Blake's things dry yet?
Janet
They'll be quite all right, dear. Please don't
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 43
trouble. (She advances a timid hand to Geof-
frey.) Goodbye, Mr. Chilvers.
Geoffrey
(He takes it smiling.) Goodbye.
(She goes out; Hake follows.)
Phoebe
Goodbye, old boy. (They shake hands.) Don't
you let her walk over you. Make her fight.
Annys
(Laughing.) Don't you worry about that.
St. Herbert
Would you care to look through McCaw v. Potts?
(He has the papers in his hand.)
Geoffrey
I'll ask you for it when I want it.
Phoebe
(At the door.) You'll be alone this evening?
Annys
Yes. Come in to dinner.
Phoebe
All right, Goodbye.
St. Herbert
Goodbye.
(Geoffrey and Annys answer them. They go
out, closing the door. Geoffrey is by the
fire. Annys comes to him.)
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Annys
(She puts her arms round him.) You don't
mind?
Geoffrey
(He holds her at arms' length — looking into her
eyes and smiling.) I believe you are looking for-
ward to it.
Annys
Do you know how long we have been married?
Eight years. And do you know, sir, that all that
time we have never had a difference? Don't you
think it will be good for you?
Geoffrey
Do you know why we have never had a difference?
Because you have always had your own way.
Annys
Oh!
Geoffrey
You have got so used to it, you don't notice it.
Annys
Then it will be good for me. I must lenrn tc
suffer opposition. (She laughs.)
Geoffrey
You won't like it.
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Annys
Don't you know, I'm not at all sure that I shan't.
(Unconsciously they let loose of one another.) You
see, I shall have the right of hitting back. (Again
she laughs.)
Geoffrey
(Also laughing.) Is woman going to develop the
fighting instinct?
Annys
I wonder.
(A moment's silence.)
Geoffrey
The difficulty in our case is — there seems nothing
to fight about.
Annys
We must think of something. (Laughs.)
Geoffrey
What line are you going to take— what is your
argument: why they should vote for you in pre-
ference to me?
Annys
Simply that I am a woman.
Geoffrey
My dear child, that won't be enough. Why should
they vote for you merely because you 're a woman ?
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Annys
(Slightly astonished.) Because — because women
are wanted in public life.
Geoffrey
Who wants them?
Annys
(More astonished.) "Who? Why — (it doesn't
seem too clear.) Why, all of us, you, yourself!
Geoffrey
I'm not East Poplar.
Annys
(Is puzzled a moment, then valiantly.) I shall
ask them to send me to Parliament to represent
the interests of their women — and therefore of them-
selves— the interests of their children.
Geoffrey
Children ! What do you know about children ?
(Another silence.)
Annys
Personally — no. We have had no children of our
own, of course. But (hopefully) it is a woman's
instinct.
Geoffrey
Oh, Lord! That's what the lady said who had
buried seven.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 47
Annys
(Her mouth is growing hard.) Don't you believe
in the right of women to share in the govenrment
of the country?
Geoffrey
Some women. Yes. I can see some capable
Annys
(Winces.)
Geoffrey
elderly, motherly woman who has brought up
a dozen children of her own — who knows the world,
being of some real use.
Annys
If it comes to that, there must be — I don't say
more "capable," but more experienced, more fath-
erly men than yourself.
(He turns, they look at one another. His tone
almost touched contempt — hers ivas veiled
anger. )
Geoffrey
That's the danger. It may come to a real fight.
Annys
(Upon her also the fear has fallen.) It must not.
(She flings her arms around him.) We must show
48 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
the world that man and woman can meet — contend
in public life without anger, without scorn.
Geoffrey
(He folds her to him.) The very words sound
ugly, don't they?
Annys
It would be hideous. {She d?'aws away.) How
long will the election last?
Geoffrey
Not long. The writ will be issued on Wednesday.
Nomination on Monday — polling, I expect, on Sat-
urday. Puts me in mind — I must prepare my elec-
tion address.
Annys
I ought to be getting on with mine, too, I suppose.
Geoffrey
It ought to be out by to-morrow.
Annys
(With inspiration.) We'll do yours first. (She
wonders why he hesitates.)
Geoffrey
''We?" Shan't I have to do it alone— this time?
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 49
Annys
Alone ! Nonsense ! How can you ?
Geoffrey
I'm afraid I shall have to try.
Annys
Um! I suppose you're right. What a nuisance.
(She turns away.) I shan't like it.
Geoffrey
(He moves towards the folding doors.) No. It
won't be quite the same thing. Goodbye.
Annys
(She crosses to her desk by the window. Not the
same instant but the next his "Goodbye" strikes her.
She turns.) You're not going, are you?
Geoffrey
(He stops and turns — puzzled at her question.)
Only into my study.
Annys
You said "Goodbye."
Geoffrey
(Not remembering.) I did! Must have been
thinking of something else. I shall be in here if
you want me. (He goes into the other room.)
50 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Annys
(She has crossed to her desk. She is humming.
She seats herself, takes paper and pen, writes. With-
out turning — still writing — she raises her voice.)
Geoffrey! How do you spell "experimental"? One
"r" or two?
(There is no answer. Puzzled at the silence, she
looks round. The great folding-doors are
closed. She stares in front of her, thinking,
then turns again to her work.)
Curtain.
THE SECOND ACT
THE SECOND ACT
Scene: — Liberal Central Committee Rooms, East
India Dock Road, Poplar. A large, high room
on the first floor of an old-fashioned house. Two
high windows right. A door at back is the
main entrance. A door left leads to other rooms.
The walls are papered with election literature.
Conspicuous among the posters displayed is "A
Man for Men." "No Petticoat Government."
"Will you be Henpecked?" A large, round table
left centre is littered with papers and pamphlets.
A large desk stands between tlie windows. A set-
tee is against the left wall.
(When the curtain rises, Rose Merton (other-
wise "Ginger") is discovered seated, her left
arm resting on the table. She is a young
lady typical of the Cockney slavey type,
dressed according to the ideas of her class as
regards the perfect lady. Her hat is charac-
teristic. Her gloves, her reticule, her um-
brella— the later something rather :' saucy '"-"
are displayed around her. She is feeling
comfortable and airing her views. Mrs.
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54 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Chinn is laying the cloth over a portion of
the table, with some tea-things. Mrs. Chinn
is a narrow, thin-chested lady with thin hands
and bony wrists. No one since her husband
died has ever seen her without her bound.
Its appearance suggests the possibility that
she sleeps in it. It is black, like her dress.
The whole figure is decent, but dingy.)
Ginger
"Wot I say about the question is
Mrs. Chinn
Do you mind moving your arm?
Ginger
Beg pardon. (She shifts.) Wot I say is, why
not give us the vote and end all the talking?
Mrs. Chinn
You think it would have that effect?
Ginger
Well! we don't want to go on being a nuisance
— longer than we can possibly 'elp !
Mrs. Chinn
Daresay you're right. It's about the time most
people stop.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 55
Ginger
You've never thought much about the question
yourself, 'ave you, Mrs. Chinn?
Mrs. Chinn
I ain't fretted much about it.
Ginger
Was a time when I didn't. I used to be all for
— you know — larking about. I never thought much
about anything.
Mrs. Chinn
Ah ! it 's a useful habit.
Ginger
What is?
Mrs. Chinn
Thinking.
Ginger
It's what we women 'aven't done enough of — in
the past, I mean. All that's going to be altered. In
the future there's going to be no difference between
men and women.
Mrs. Chinn
(Slowly, quietly she turns upon Ginger her ex-
pressionless eyes. )
56 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Ginger
Mentally, I mean, o' course.
Mrs. Chinn
(Takes back her eyes.)
Ginger
Do you know, Mrs. Chinn, that once upon a time
there was only one sex? (She spreads herself.)
Hus!
Mrs. Chinn
You ain't thinking of going back to it, are you?
Ginger
Not if the men be'ave themselves.
Mrs. Chinn
Perhaps they're doing their best, poor things! It
don't do to be too impatient with them.
Ginger
Was talking to old Dot-and-carry-one the other
d'y. You know who I mean — chap with the wooden
leg as 'as 'is pitch outside the "George." "Wot do
you wimmen want worrying yourselves about things
outside the We?" 'e says to me. "You've got the
children," 'e says. "Oh," I says, "and whose
fault's that, I'd like to know? You wait till we've
got the vote," I says, "we'll soon show you "
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 57
Sigsby enters. Sigsby is a dapper little man,
very brisk and bustling — hirsute — looks as if
he wanted dusting, cleaning tip generally.)
Sigsby
That young blackguard come back yet?
Ginger
(At sound of Sigsby 's voice she springs up. At
first is about to offer excuses for being found seated,
but recollects herself.)
Mrs. Chinn
Which one, sir?
Sigsby
Young Jawbones — what's he call himself ?— Gor-
don.
Mrs. Chinn
Not yet, sir.
Sigsby
(Grunts.) My chop ready?
Mrs. Chinn
I expect it's about done. I'll see.
(She goes out.)
58 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
SlGSBY
(He turns to Ginger.) What can I do for you?
Ginger
(She produces a letter.) I was to wait for an
answer.
Sigsby
(He opens and reads it.) What do they expect
me to do?
Ginger
'Er ladyship thought as perhaps you would con-
sult Mr. Chilvers 'imself on the subject.
Sigsby
Look here. "What I want to know is this: am I
being asked to regard Lady Mogton as my oppo-
nent's election agent, or as my principal's mother-
in-law? That point's got to be settled. (His vehe-
mence deepens.) Look at all these posters. Not to
be used for fear the other side mayn't like them.
Now Lady Mogton writes me that my candidate's
supporters are not to employ a certain argument she
disapproves of: because, if they do, she'll tell his
wife. Is this an election, or is it a family jar?
(Jawbones enters. Jawbones — otherwise "Wil-
liam Gordon — is a clean-shaven young hooli-
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 59
gan. He ivears a bicycle cap on the lack of
his head, allowing a picturesque tuft of hair
to fall over his forehead. Evidently he is
suffering from controlled indignation.)
Sigsby
(Seeing him.) Oh, so you've come back, have
you?
Jawbones
I 'ave, wot's left of me.
Sigsby
What have you been doing?
Jawbones
Clinging to a roof for the last three hours.
Sigsby
Clinging to a roof! What for?
Jawbones
(He boils over.) Wot for? 'Cos I didn't want
to fall off! Wot do you think: 'cos I was fond
of it?
Sigsby
I don't understand
Jawbones
You find yourself 'alf way up a ladder, posting
60 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
bills as the other side 'as took objection to — with a
crowd of girls from Pink's jam factory waiting for
yon at the bottom with a barrel of treacle, and you
will understand. Nothing else for me to do, o'
course, but to go up. Then they took the ladder
away.
SlGSBY
Where are the bills?
Jawbones
Last I see of them was their being put into a
'earse on its way to Ilford Cemetery.
Sigsby
This has got to be seen into. This sort of thing
can't be allowed to go on. (He snatch ex up his
hat.)
Jawbones
There's another suggestion I'd like to make.
Sigsby
(Pauses.)
Jawbones
That is, if this election is going to be fought fairly,
that our side should be provided with 'atpins.
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SlGSBY
(Grunts.) Tell Mrs. Chinn to keep that chop
warm. (He goes out.)
Ginger
(She begins to giggle. It grows into a shrill hee-
haw. )
Jawbones
(He looks at her fixedly.)
Ginger
(Her laugh under the stern eye of Jawbones,
dies away.)
Jawbones
Ain't no crowd of you 'ere, you know. Nothing
but my inborn chivalry to prevent my pulling your
nose.
Ginger
(Cowed, but simmering.) Chivalry! (A shrill
snort.)
Jawbones
Yus. And don't you put a strain upon it neither.
Because I tell you straight, it 's weakening.
Ginger
(His sudden fierceness has completely cowed her.)
62 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Jawbones
You wimmin
{There re-enters Mrs. Chinn with a tray. He is
between them.)
That's old Sigsby's chop?
Mrs. Chinn
Yes. He hasn't gone out again, has he?
Jawbones
I'll 'ave it. Get 'im another. Guess 'e won't be
back for 'alf an hour.
Mrs. Chinn
He's nasty when his food ain't ready.
Jawbones
(He takes the tray from her.) Not your fault.
Tell 'im I took it from you by brute force.
Mrs. Chinn
(She acquiesces with her usual even absence of all
emotion.)
Jawbones
You needn't stop. Miss Rose Merton will do the
waiting.
Ginger
(Starts, then begins to collect her etceteras.)
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 63
Mrs. Chinn
Perhaps there'll be time to cook him another.
(She goes out.)
Jawbones
Take off that cover.
Ginger
( She starts on a oolt for the door. )
Jawbones
(He is quite prepared. In an instant he is in
front of her.) No, yer don't.
(A pause.)
Take off that cover.
Ginger
(She still hesitates.)
Jawbones
If yer don't do what I tell yer, I'll 'ide yer.
I'm in the mood.
Ginger
(She takes off the cover.)
Jawbones
(He seats himself and falls to.) Now pour me
out a cup of tea.
64 THE MASTER OP MRS. CHILVERS
Ginger
(Is pouring it out.)
Jawbones
Know why yer doing it?
Ginger
(With shrill indignation.) Yus. Becos yer got
me 'ere alone, yer beast, with only that cracked
image of a Mrs. Chirm
Jawbones
That'll do.
Ginger
(It is sujjicii ill . She stops.)
Jawbones
None of yer insults agen a lady as I 'olds in 'igh
respect. The rest of it is all right. Becos I've got
yer 'ere alone. You wimmin, you think it's going
to pay you to chuck law and order. You're out for
a fight, are yer?
Ginger
Yus, and we're going to win. Brute force 'as 'ad
its d'y. It's brains wot are going to rule the wrold.
Ami we've got 'em.
(She has become quite oratorical.)
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 65
JAWBONES
Grlad to 'ear it. Take my tip: you'll use 'em.
Meanwhile I'll 'ave another cup o' tea.
Ginger
(She takes the cup — is making for the window.)
Jawbones
(Fierce again.) I said tea.
Ginger
All right, I was only going to throw the slops out
of window. There ain't no basin.
Jawbones
I'll tell yer when I want yer to open the window
and call for the p'lice. You can throw 'em into the
waste-paper basket.
Ginger
(She obeys.)
Jawbones
Thank you. Very much obliged. One of these
d'ys, maybe, you'll marry.
Ginger
When I do, it'll be a man, not a monkey.
Jawbones
I'm not proposing. I'm talking to you for your
good.
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Ginger
(Snorts.)
Jawbones
You've been listening to a lot of toffs. Easy
enough for them to talk about wimmen not being
domestic drudges. They keep a cook to do it. They
don't pity 'er for being a down-trodden slive, spend-
ing sixteen hours a d'y in their kitchen with an
evening out ODce a week. When you marry it will
be to a bloke like me, a working man . . .
Ginger
Working! (She follows it with a shrill laugh.)
Jawbones
Yus. There's always a class as laughs when you
mention the word "work." Them as knows wot it
is, don't. I've been at it since six o'clock this morn-
ing, carrying a ladder, a can of paste weighing
twenty pounds, and two 'undred double royal
posters. You try it! When 'e comes 'ome, 'e'll
want 'is victuals. If you've got 'em ready for 'im
and are looking nice — no reason why you shouldn't
— and feeling amiable, you'll get on very well to-
gether. If you are going to argue with 'im about
woman's sphere, you'll get the worst of it.
Ginger
You always was a bully.
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Jawbones
Not always. Remember last Bank 'oliday? (He
winks.)
Ginger
(She tries not to give in.)
Jawbones
'Ave a cup of tea. (He pours it out for her.)
Ginger
(The natural woman steals in — she sits.)
Jawbones
'Ow are they doing you, fairly well?
Ginger
Oh ! Well, nothing to grumble at.
Jawbones
You can do a bit o' dressing on it.
Ginger
(She meets his admiring eye. The suffragette de-
parts.) Dressing don't cost much — when you've got
tyste.
Jawbones
Wot! Not that 'at?
Ginger
Made it myself.
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Jawbones
No!
Ginger
Honour bright ! Tell yer-
( Geoffrey and St. Herbert enter. Jawbones
and Ginger make to rise. Ginger succeeds.)
Geoffrey
All right, all right. Don't let me disturb the
party. Where's Mr. Sigsby?
Jawbones
Gone to look up the police, I think, sir. (Having
finished, he rises.) Some of those factory girls been
up to their larks again.
Geoffrey
Qmph! What's it about this time?
Jawbones
They've took objection to one of our posters.
Geoffrey
What another! (To St. Herbert.) Woman has
disappointed me as a fighter. She's wiling enough
to strike. If you hit back, she's surprised and
grieved.
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St. Herbert
She's come to the game rather late.
Geoffrey
She might have learned the rules. ( To Jawbones. )
Which particular one is it that has failed to meet
with their approval?
Jawbones
It's rather a good one, sir, from our point of
view: "Why she left her 'appy 'ome."
Geoffrey
I don't seem to remember it. Have I seen it?
Jawbones
I don't think you 'ave, sir. It was Mr. Sigsby's
idea. On the left the ruined 'ome, baby crying it's
little 'eart out — eldest child lying on the floor, scalded
< — upset the tea-kettle over itself — youngest boy in
flames — been playing with matches, nobody there to
stop 'im. At the open door the father, returning
from work. Nothing ready for 'im. On the other
side — 'er, on a tub, spouting politics.
Geoffrey
(To St. Herbert.) Sounds rather good.
Jawbones
Wait a minute. There was a copy somewhere about
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— a proof. (He is searching for it on the desk — finds
it.) Yus, 'ere 'tis. (To Ginger.) Catch 'old.
(Jawbones and Ginger hold it displayed.)
That's the one, sir.
St. Herbert
Why is the working man, for pictorial purposes,
always a carpenter?
Ginger
It's the skirt we object to.
Geoffrey
The skirt ! What 's wrong with the skirt ?
Ginger
"Well, it's only been out of fashion for the last
three years, that's all.
Geoffrey
Oh! I see. (To St. Herbert.) We've been
hitting them below the belt. What do you think I
ought to do about it?
St. Herbert
What would you have thought yourself, three
weeks ago?
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Geoffrey
You and I have been friends ever since we were
boys. You rather like me, don't you?
St. Herbert
(Puzzled.) Yes.
Geoffrey
If I were to suddenly hit you on the nose, what
would happen?
St. Herbert
I understand. "Woman has suddenly started bit-
ing man on the nose. Her excuse being that she
really couldn't keep her hands off him any longer.
Jawbones
(He has pinned the poster to the wall.) They
begun it. To 'ear them talk, you'd think as man
had never done anything right.
Geoffrey
He's quite right. Their posters are on every
hoarding: "Who's made all the Muddles? Man!"
"Men's Promises! Why it's all Froth!" Woman
this Time ! " I suppose it will have to go.
Jawbones
(Hopefully.) Up, sir?
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Geoffrey
No, Jawbones. Into the dust-heap with the rest.
(Jawbones is disgusted. Ginger is trium-
phant.)
Geoffrey
I must talk to Sigsby. He's taking the whole
thing too seriously. It will be some time before we
reach that stage. (To Jawbones.) Ask Mrs. Chinn
to bring me a cup of tea.
(Jawbones goes out.)
(He seats himself at table and takes up some cor-
respondence. (To Ginger.) Are you waiting for
any one?
Ginger
A letter from her ladyship. (She picks up from
the desk and hands him (In letter Sigsby had thrown
there.) Her ladyship thought you ought to be con-
sulted.
Geoffrey
(He reads the short letter with a gathering frown
— hands it across to St. Herbert.)
St. Herbert
(Having read, he passes it back in silence.)
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Geoffrey
(To Ginger.) Do you know the contents of this
letter?
Ginger
The matter has been discussed among us — in-
formally.
Geoffrey
Tell Lady Mogton I'll — talk to her myself on the
subject.
Ginger
Thank you. (She collects her etceteras.) Good
afternoon.
Geoffrey
(Shortly.) Good afternoon.
Ginger
(She hows graciously to St. Herbert, who responds.
Goes out.)
Geoffrey
The devil of it is that it's the truth.
St. Herbert
Somebody was bound to say it, sooner or later!
Geoffrey
Yes, but one 's own wife ! This is a confoundedly
awkward situation.
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St. Herbert
(He comes to him, stands looking down at him.)
Did it ever occur to you, when you were advocating
equal political rights for women, that awkward situa-
tions might arise?
Geoffrey
(He leans back in liis chair.) Do you remember
Tommy the Terrier, as they used to call him in
the House, was always preaching Socialism .'
St. Herbert
Quito the most amusing man I ever met!
Geoffrey
And not afraid of being honest. Do you remember
his answer when somebody asked him whal he would
do if Socialism, by any chance, really became es-
tablished in England? He had just married an
American heiress. He said he should emigrate. I
am still convinced that woman is entitled to equal
political rights with man. I didn't think it was
coming in my time. There are points in the problem
remaining to be settled before we can arrive at a
working solution. This is one of them. (He takes
up lh< h II, r and raids.) "Are you prepared to have
as your representative a person who for six months
out of every year may be incapacitated from serving
you?" It's easy enough to say I oughtn't to allow
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my supporters to drag in the personal element. I
like it even less myself. But what's the answer?
(Jawbones enters with a tray.)
Jawbones
(Places tray on table.) Tea's coming in a minute,
sir. (He is clearing away.)
Geoffrey
Never mind all that. (He hands him a slip.)
Take this to the printers. Tell them I must have
a proof to-night.
Jawbones
Yes, sir. (Finds his cap and goes out.)
St. Herbert
The answer, I should say, would be that the ma-
jority of women will continue to find something better
to do. The women who throw themselves into poli-
tics will be the unattached women, the childless wo-
men. (In an instant he see his mistake, but it is
too late.)
Geoffrey
(He rises, crosses to the desk, throws into a waste-
paper-basket a piece of crumpled paper that was in
his hand; then turns. The personal note has entered
into the discussion.) The women who want to be
childless — what about them?
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St. Herbert
(He shrugs his shoulders.) Are there any such?
Geoffrey
There are women who talk openly of woman's
share in the general scheme being a "burden" on
her — an "incubus."
St. Herbert
A handful of cranks. To the normal woman
motherhood has always been the one supreme desire.
Geoffrey
Because children crowned her with honour. The
barren woman was despised. All that is changing.
This movement is adding impulse to it.
St. Herbert
Movements do not alter instincts.
Geoffrey
But they do. Ever since man emerged from the
jungle he has been shedding his instincts — shaping
them to new desires. Where do you find this all-
prevailing instinct towards maternity? Among the
women of society, who sacrifice it without a moment's
hesitation to their vanity — to their mere pleasures?
The middle-class woman — she too, is demanding
"freedom." Children, servants, the home! — they are
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 77
too much for her ''nerves." And now there comes
this new development, appealing to the intellectual
woman. Is there not danger of her preferring polit-
ical ambition, the excitement of public life, to what
has come to be regarded as the "drudgery" of turn-
ing four walls into a home, of peopling the silence
with the voices of the children? {He crosses to the
table— lays Iris hand again on the open letter.) How
do you know that this may not be her answer "I
have no children. I never mean to have children"?
(Sigsby enters in company with Ben Lamb,
M.P. Lamb is a short, thick-set, good-tem-
pered man.)
Ah, Lamb, how are you?
Lamb
(They greet one another.) How are things going?
Sigsby
They're not going at all well.
Geoffrey
Sigsby was ever the child of despondency.
Sigsby
Yes, and so will you be when you find yourself at
the bottom of the poll.
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Geoffrey
(The notion lakes him by surprise.)
Lamb
It's going to be a closer affair than any of us
thought. It's the joke of the thing that appears to
have got hold of them. They want to see what will
happen.
Geoffrey
Man's fatal curiosity concerning the eternal
feminine !
Sigsby
Yes, and they won't have to pay for it. That will
be our department.
St. Herbert
(To Sigsby.) What do you think they'll do, sup-
posing by any chance Mrs. Chilvers should head the
poll?
Sigsby
How do you mean — "what 11 they do"?
St. Herbert
Do you think they'll claim the seat?
Sigsby
Claim the seat! What do you think they're out
for — their health? Get another six months' adver-
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 79
tisement, if they don't get anything else. Mean-
while what's our position — just at the beginning of
our ministerial career?
Geoffrey
They will not claim the seat.
Sigsby
How do you know?
Geoffrey
I know my wife.
Lamb
(After a moment's silence.) Quite sure you do?
(Geoffrey turns.)
Lamb
Ever seen a sheep fighting mad ? I have. Damned
sight worse than the old ram.
Geoffrey
She doesn't fight the ram.
Lamb
(He makes a sweeping movement that takes in
the room, the election — all things.) What's all
this? We thought woman hadn't got the fighting
instinct — that we "knew her." My boy, we're in
the infants' class.
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SlGSBY
If you want to be his Majesty's Under-Secretary
for Home Affairs, you take my tip, guv 'nor, you'll
win this election.
Geoffrey
What more can I do than I'm doing? How can
I countenance this sort of thing? (He indicates the
posters.) Declare myself dead against the whole
movement ?
Lamb
You'll do it later. May as well do it soon.
Geoffrey
Why must I do it ?
Lamb
Because you're beginning to find out what it
means.
(A pause. The door is open. Annys is stand-
ing there.)
Annys
Dare we venture into the enemy's camp?
(She enters, laughing, followed by Elizabeth
and Phoebe. Annys is somewhat changed
ifrom the grave, dreamy Annys of a short
week ago. She is brimming over ivith vitality
— excitement. There is a decisiveness, an
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egoism, about her that seems new to her.
The women's skirts make a flutter. A breeze
seems to have entered. Annys runs to her
husband. For the moment the election fades
away. They are all smiles tenderness for one
another.)
Annys
Don 't tell, will you ? Mamma would be so shocked.
Do you know you haven't been near me for three
days?
Geoffrey
Umph! I like that. Where were you last night?
Annys
Last night? In the neighbourhood of Leicester
Square till three o'clock. Oh, Geoff, there's such
a lot wants altering !
(She turns to greet the others.)
Geoffrey
Your ruining your health won't do it. You're
looking fagged to death.
Annys
(She shakes hands with Sigsby.) How are you?
(To Lamb.) I'm so glad you're helping him. (She
turns again to Geoffrey.) Pure imagination, dear-
est. I never felt better in my life.
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Geoffrey
Umph! Look at all those lines underneath your
eyes. (He shakes hands with Elizabeth.) How
do you do? (To Phoebe.) How are you?
Annys
(She comes back to him — makes to smooth the lines
from his forehead.) Look at all those, there. We'll
run away together for a holiday, when it's all over.
"What are you doing this evening?
Sigsby
You promised to speak at a Smoker to-night ; the
Bow and Bromley Buffaloes.
Annys
Oh, bother the Buffaloes. Take me out to dinner.
I am free after seven.
(Mrs. Ciiinn has entered — is arranging the table
for tea. Annys goes to her.)
How are you, Mrs. Chinn?
Mrs. Ciiinn
(SJk wipes h<r hand on her apron before taking
Annys 's proffered hand.)
Geoffrey
(To Sigsby.) I can turn up there later in the
evening. (He joins tin others for a moment — talks
with them.)
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Mrs. Chinn
(Now shaking hands.) Quite well, thank you,
ma'am. (She has cast a keen motherly glance at
Annys.) I hope you're taking care of yourself,
ma 'am.
Annys
Of course I am. "We Politicians owe it to our
Party. (Laughs.) How are they getting on here,
without me?
Mrs. Chinn
Well, ma'am, from what I can see, I think Mr.
Chilvers is trusting a little too much to his merits.
Shall I bring some more cups and saucers, sir?
Geoffrey
Ah, yes! (To Annys.) You'll have some tea?
Annys
Strong, please, Mrs. Chinn.
(Mrs. Chinn goes out.)
(Laughs.) Yes, I know it's bad for me. (She puts
a hand over his mouth.)
Phoebe
Old Mother Chinn is quite right, you know, Geoff.
You're not putting up a good fight.
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Geoffrey
(A slight irritability begins to show itself.) I
frankly confess that I am not used to fighting women.
Elizabeth
Yes. It was easier no doubt, when we took it
lying down.
Annts
You promised, if I brought you, that you would
be good.
Geoffrey
I wish it had been you.
Phoebe
Yes, but we don 't !
(As she and Elizabeth move away.)
Did you have a row with the doctor when you were
born?
(To which Elizabeth replies, though the words
reach only Phoebe : "1 might have, if I
had known that my mother was doing all the
work, while he was -pocketing the fee!")
Lamb
You see, Mrs. Chilvers, our difficulty is that there
is nothing to be said against you — except one thing.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 85
Annts
What's that?
Lamb
That you're a woman.
Annys
(Smiling.) Isn't that enough?
Sigsby
Quite enough, Mrs. Chilvers, if the guv 'nor would
only say it.
Annys
(To Geoffrey.) Why don't you? I'll promise
not to deny it.
(The others drift apart. TJiey group them-
selves near to the window. They talk to-
gether— grow evidently interested and ex-
cited. )
Geoffrey
I have just had a letter from your — Election
Agent, expressing indignation with one of my sup-
porters for merely having hinted at the fact.
Annys
I don't understand.
Geoffrey
(He takes from the table the letter and hands it
to her in silence. He seats himself on the settee and
watches her.)
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Annys
{She seats herself on a chair just opposite to him;
reads the letter through in silence.) In my case it
does not apply.
Geoffrey
How do you know?
Annys
{The atmosphere has grown suddenly oppressive.)
Oh, I — I think we might find some other reason than
that. {She hands him back the letter.)
Geoffrey
It's the only one of any importance. It embraces
all the others. Small women be mother — or politi-
cian? {He puts the letter in his pocket.)
Annys
Why cannot she be both ?
Geoffrey
{He is looking at her searchingly.) Because if
she is the one, she doesn 't want to be the other.
{A silence.)
Annys
You are wrong. It is the mother instinct that
makes us politicians. We want to take care of the
world.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 87
Geoffrey
Exactly. You think man's job more interesting
than your own.
Annys
(After a moment.) "Who told you that it was a
man's job?
Geoffrey
"Well. (Re shrugs his shoulders.) "We can't do
yours.
Annys
Can't we help each other?
Geoffrey
As, for instance, in this election! (He gives a
short laugh.)
Annys
Of course, this is an exceptional case.
Geoffrey
It's an epitome of the whole question. You are
trying to take my job away from me. To the neglect
of your own.
Annys
(After another moment's silence.) Haven't I
always tried to do my duty?.
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Geoffrey
I have thought so.
Annys
Oh, my dear, we mustn't quarrel. You will win
this election. I want you to win it. Next time we
must fight side by side again.
Geoffrey
Don't you see? Fighting you means fighting the
whole movement. (He indicates the posters pinned
to the walls.) That sort of thing.
Annys
(After a brief inspection.) Not that way. (Shak-
ing her head.) It would break my heart for you
to turn against us. Win because you are the better
man. (Smiling.) I want you to be the better man.
Geoffrey
I would rather be your husband.
Annys
(Smiling.) Isn't that the same thing?
Geoffrey
No. I want a wife.
Annys
What precisely do you mean by "wife"?
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 89
Geoffrey
It's an old established word.
(Mrs. Chinn has entered to complete the tea
arrangements. She is arranging the table.)
Mrs. Chinn
There's a deputation downstairs, sir, just come for
you.
Geoffrey
What are they?
Mrs. Chinn
It's one of those societies for the reform of some-
thing. They said you were expecting them.
Sigsby
(Breaking away from the group by the window.)
Quite right. (Looks at his watch.) Five o'clock,
I'll bring them up.
Geoffrey
Happen to know what it is they want to reform?
Sigsby
(By door.) Laws relating to the physical re-
lationship between the sexes, I think.
Geoffrey
Oh, only that!
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SlGSBY
Something of the sort.
(He goes out. Mrs. Chinn also by the other
door. )
Geoffrey
(Rising.) "Will you pour out?
Annys
(She has been thinking. She comes bach to the
present.) We shan't be in your way .'
Geoffrey
Oh, no. It will make it easier to get rid of them.
(Annys changes her (hair. Tin others gather
round. Tin service and drinking of tea pro-
ceeds in the usual course.)
(To Elizabeth.) You'll take some tea?
Elizabeth
Thank you.
Geoffrey
You must be enjoying yourself just now.
Elizabeth
(Makes a moue.) They insist on my being agree-
able.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 91
Annys
It's so good for her. Teaches her self control.
Lamb
I gather from Mrs. Spender, that in the perfect
world there will be no men at all.
Elizabeth
Oh, yes, they will be there. But in their proper
places.
St. Herbert
That's why you didn't notice them.
(The Deputation reaches the door. The sound
of voices is heard.)
Phoebe
She's getting on very well. If she isn't careful,
she'll end up by being a flirt.
(The Deputation enters, guided by Sigsby. Its
number is five, two men and three women.
Eventually they group themselves — some
standing, some sitting— each side of Geof-
frey. The others gather round Annys, who
laps her seat at the opposite side of the
table.)
Sigsby
{Talking as he enters.) Exactly what I have al-
ways maintained.
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Hopper
It would make the husband quite an interesting
person.
Sigsby
(Cheerfully.) That's the idea. Here we are,
guv 'nor. This is Mr. Chilvers.
(Geoffrey botes, the Deputation also. Sigsby
introduces a remarkably boyish looking man,
dressed in knickerbockers.)
Sigsby
This is Mr. Peekin, who has kindly consented to
act as spokesman. (To the Deputation, generally.)
Will you have some tea?
Miss Borlasse
(A thick-set, masculine-featured lady, with short
hair and hairy eyebrows. Her deep, decisive tone
settles the question.) Thank you we have so little
time.
Mr. Peekin
We propose, Mr. Chilvers, to come to the point
at once. (He is all smiles, caressing gestures.)
Geoffrey
Excellent.
Peekin
If I left a baby at your door, what would you do
with it?
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 93
Geoffrey
(For a moment he is taken aback, recovers him-
self.) Are you thinking of doing so?
Peekin
It's not impossible.
Geoffrey
Well, it sounds perhaps inhospitable, but do you
know I really think I should ask you to take it away
again.
Peekin
Yes, but by the time you find it there, I shall have
disappeared — skedaddled.
Hopper
Good. (He rubs his hands. Smiles at the others.)
Geoffrey
In that case I warn you that I shall hand it over
to the police.
Peekin
(He turns to the others.) I don't myself see
what else Mr. Chilvers could be expected to do.
Miss Borlasse
He'd be a fool not to.
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Geoffrey
Thank you. So far we seem to be in agreement,
And now may I ask to what all tins is leading?
Peekin
(He changes from the dcbonnaire to the dramatic.)
How many men, Mr. Chilvers, leave their babies
every year at the door of poverty-stricken women?
"What are the y expected to do with them?
(A moment. The Deputation murmur ap-
proval.)
Geoffrey
I see. But is there no difference between the two
doors? I am not an accomplice.
Peekin
An accomplice ! Is the ignorant servant-girl —
first lured into the public-house, cajoled, tricked, de-
ceived by false promises — the half starved shop-girl
in the hands of the practised libertine — is she an
accomplice ?
Mrs. Peekin
(A dowdily-dressed, untidy woman, but the face
is sweet and tender.) Ah, Mr. Chilvers, if you could
only hear the stories that I have heard from dying
lips.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 95
Geoffrey
Very pitful, my dear lady. And, alas, only too
old. But there are others. It would not be fair
to blame always the man.
Annys
(Unnoticed, drawn by the subject, she has risen
and comes down.) Perhaps not. But the punish-
ment always falls on the woman. Is that quite fair?
Geoffrey
(He is irritated at Annys 's incursion into the dis-
cussion.) My dear Annys, that is Nature's law, not
man's. All man can do is to mitigate it.
Peekin
That is all we ask. The suffering, the shame, must
always be the woman's. Surely that is sufficient.
Geoffrey
"What do you propose?
Miss Borlasse
(In her deep, fierce tones.) That all children
born out of wedlock should be a charge upon the
rates.
Miss Ricketts
(A slight, fair, middle-aged woman, with a ner-
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vous hesitating manner.) Of course, only if the
mother wishes it.
Geoffrey
{The proposal staggers him. But the next mo-
ment it inspires lii»i with mingled anger and amuse-
ment.) My dear, good people, have you stopped for
one moment to consider what the result of your
proposal would be?
Peekin
For one thins:, Mr. Chilvers, the adding to the
populace of healthy children in. place of the stunted
and diseased abortions that is all that these poor
women, out of their scanty earnings, can afford to
present to the State.
Geoffrey
Humph ! That incidentally it would undermine
the whole institution of marriage, let loose the flood-
gates that at present hold immorality in check, doesn't
appear to trouble you. That the law must be al-
tered to press less heavily upon the woman, that the
man must be made an equal sharer in the penalty —
all that goes without saying. The remedy you pro-
pose would be a thousand times worse than the
disease.
Annys
And meanwhile? Until you have devised this
scheme {there is a note of contempt in her voice)
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 97
under which escape for the man will be impossible?
Geoffrey
The evil must continue. As other evils have to
until the true remedy is found.
Peekin
{He has hurriedly consulted with the others. All
have risen — he turns to Geoffrey.) You will not
support our demand?
Geoffrey
Support it! Do you mean that you cannot your-
selves see that you are holdng out an indemnity to
every profligate, male and female, throughout the
land — that you would be handicapping, in the strug-
gle for existence, every honest man and woman de-
sirous of bringing up their children in honour and
in love? Your suggestion is monstrous!
Peekin
{The little man is not without his dignity.) "We
apologise, Mr. Chilvers, for having taken up your
time.
Geoffrey
I am sorry the matter was one offering so little
chance of agreement.
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Peekin
We will make only one slight further trespass
on your kindness. Mrs. Chilvers, if one may judge,
would seem to be more in sympathy with our views.
Might we — it would be a saving of time and shoe
leather (he smiles) — might we take this opportunity
of laying our case before her?
Geoffrey
It would be useless.
(A short silence. Annys, with Elizabeth and
Phoebe a little behind her, stands right.
Lamb, Sigsby, and St. Herbert are behind
Geoffrey centre. The Deputation is left.)
Hopper
Do we gather that in this election you speak for
both candidates?
Geoffrey
In matters of common decency, yes. My wife
does not associate herself with movements for the
encouragement of vice.
(There is another moment's silence.)
Annys
But, Geoffrey dear — we should not be encourag-
ing the evil. We should still seek to find the man,
to punish him. The woman would still suffer
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Geoffrey
My dear Annys, this is neither the time nor place
for you and me to argue out the matter. I must
ask you to trust to my judgment.
Annys
I can understand your refusing, but why do you
object to my
Geoffrey
Because I do not choose for my wife's name to
be linked with a movement that I regard as criminal.
I forbid it.
(It was the moment that was bound to come.
The man's instincts, training, have involun-
tarily asserted themselves. Shall the woman
yield f If so, then down goes the whole
movement — her claim to freedom of judg-
ment, of action, in all things. All watch the
struggle with breathless interest.)
Annys
(She speaks very slowly, very quietly, but with
a new note in her voice.) I am sorry, but I have
given much thought to this matter, and — I do not
agree with you.
Mrs. Peekin
You will help us?
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Annys
I will do what I can.
Peekin
(He takes from his pocket a folded paper.) It
is always so much more satisfactory when these
things are in writing. Candidates, with the best
intentions in the world, are apt to forget. (He has
spread the paper on a corner of the table. He has
in his hand his fountain-pen.)
Annys
(With a smile.) I am not likely to forget, but
if you wish it (She approaches the table.)
Geoffrey
(He interposes. His voice is very low, almost a
whisper.) My wife wall not sign.
Annys
(She also speaks low, but there is no yielding
in her voice.) I am not only your wife. I have
a duty also to others.
Geoffrey
It is for you to choose. (He leaves the way open
to her.)
(The silence can almost be felt. She moves to
the table, takes up the paper. It contains
but a few lines of writing. Having read it,
she holds out her hand for the pen. Peekin
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 101
puts it in her hand. With a firm hand she
signs, folds the paper, and returns it to him.
She remains standing by the table. With the
removal of the tension there comes a rustle,
a breaking of the silence.)
Miss Ricketts
(She seizes Annys hand, hanging listlessly by
her side, and, stooping, kisses it.)
Miss Borlasse
That is all, isn't it?
Peekin
"We thank you, Mrs. Chilvers. Good afternoon.
Annys
(The natural reaction is asserting itself. She pulls
herself together sufficiently to murmur her answer.)
Good afternoon.
Mrs. Peekin
(The Deputation is moving away; she takes from
her waist a small bunch of flowers, and, turning,
places them in Annys 's hand.)
Annys
(She smiles, remains standing silent, the flowers
in her hand.)
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{"Good afternoons" are exchanged with some
of the others. Finally:)
Peekin
Good afternoon, Mr. Chilvers.
Geoffrey
(Who has moved away.) Good afternoon.
(The Deputation joins Sigsby by the door.
He leads them out.)
Elizabeth
(To Phoebe.) Are you going my way?
Phoebe
(She glances round at Annys.) Yes, I'll come
with you.
St. Herbert
I will put you into a bus, if you will let me. We
don't sport many cabs in East Poplar. (He is help-
ing Elizabeth with her cloak.)
Elizabeth
Thank you.
Lamb
I've got to go up West. (To Geoffrey.) Will
you be at the House this evening?
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 103
Geoffrey
(He is standing by the desk pretending to look
at some papers.) I shall look in about ten o'clock.
Lamb
One or two things I want to say to you. Good-
bye for the present.
Geoffrey
Goodbye !
Phoebe
Goodbye, old man. (She stretches out her hand.)
Geoffrey
Goodbye. (She shakes hands with a smile, ex-
changes a casual "goodbye" with Elizabeth.)
(They go towards the door.)
(Sigsby re-enters.)
SlGSBY
(To Lamb.) Are you going?
Lamb
Yes. I'll see you to-morrow morning. About ten
o 'clock.
Sigsby
I shall be here. (He exchanges a "good after-
noon" with the others.)
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{They go out. Sigsby crosses and goes into the
other room.)
Annys
(She has let fall the floivers on the table. She
crosses to where Geoffrey still stands by the desk,
his back towards her. She stretches out her hand,
touches him-. He does not move.) Geoffrey!
(But still he takes no notice.)
I am so sorry. We must talk it over quietly — at
home.
Geoffrey
(He turns.) Home! I have no home. I have
neither children nor Avife. I keep a political
opponent.
(Annys starts back with a cry. He crosses in
front of her and seats himself at the table.
The flowers are lying there; he throws them
into the waste-paper basket.)
Annys
(She puts on her cloak, moves toivards the door.
Half-way sh e pauses, makes a movement towards him.
But he will not see. Then a hard look comes into
her eyes, and without another word she goes out,
leaving the door open.)
(Sigsby is heard moving in the other room.)
THE MASTER OP MRS. CHILVERS 105
Geoffrey
(He is writing.) Sigsby.
Sigsby
Hallo!
Geoffrey
That poster I told young Gordon I wouldn't
sanction, "The "Woman spouting politics, the Man
returning to a slattern's home."
(Sigsby enters.)
Sigsby
I have countermanded them.
Geoffrey
Countermand them again. We shall want a
thousand.
Sigsby
(Can hardly believe his ears.)
Geoffrey
(With a gesture round the room.) All of them.
"A Man for Men!" "Save the Children!"
"Guard your Homes!" All the damned collec-
tion. Order as many as you want.
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SlGSBY
(His excitement rising.) I can go ahead. You
mean it?
Geoffrey
(He looks at him.) It's got to be a fight! (A
moment. He returns to his writing.) Telephone
Hake that I shall be dining at the Reform Club.
Curtain.
THE THIRD ACT
THE THIRD ACT
Scene : — A room in the Town Hall, Poplar. A high,
bare, cold room, unfurnished except for cane-
bottomed chairs ranged against the walls. French
windows right give on to a balcony overlooking
the street. Door in back opens upon a stone pas-
sage. A larger door opens into another room,
through which one passes to reach the room in
which the counting of the votes is taking place.
A fire burns — or rather tries to burn. The room
is lighted from the centre of the ceiling by an
electric sun. A row of hat-pegs is on the wall
between the two doors. The time is about 9 p.m.
{People entering from the street wear coats or
cloaks, &c, the season being early spring.
If passing through or staying in the room,
they take off their outdoor things and hang
them up, putting them on again before going
out.)
(Jawbones is coaxing the reluctant fire by using
a newspaper as a blower. He curses stead-
ily under his breath. The door opens.
Ginger enters; she is dressed in cheap furs.)
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110 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Jawbones
Shut the door, can 't yer !
Ginger
Don't yer want a draught?
Jawbones
No, I don't. Not any more than I've got.
Ginger
(She shuts the door.) 'Ave they begun counting
the votes?
Jawbones
Been at it for the last three-quarters of an hour.
Ginger
Who 's going to win ?
Jawbones
One of 'em.
(Lady Mogton has entered. She has come from
the room where they are counting the votes.)
Shut that door! (He glances over his shoulder, sees
his mistake.) Beg pardon! (To himself '.) Thought
'twas the other fool!
Lady Mogton
(She shuts the door. To Ginger.) Have you seen
Mrs. Chilvers?
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 111
Ginger
Not since the afternoon, your ladyship.
Lady Mogton
She is coming, I suppose?
Ginger
I think so, your ladyship.
Lady Mogton
It's very cold in here, Gordon.
Jawbones
Yes, my lady. Not what I call a cosy room.
Lady Mogton
(To Ginger.) Jump into a cab. See if you can
find her. Perhaps she has been detained at one of
the committee-rooms. Tell her she ought to be here.
Ginger
Yes, your ladyship. (She crosses, opens door.)
Jawbones
Shut the door.
Ginger
Oh, shut
(She finds herself face to face with a Messen-
ger carrying a ballot-box.)
I beg yer pardon! (She goes out, closes door.)
112 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Lady Mogton
{To the Messenger.) Is that the last?
Messenger
Generally is. Isle of Dogs!
{He goes into the other room.)
Lady Mogton
{To Jawbones.) Do you know where Mr. Chilvers
is?
{There comes a bloodthirsty yell from- the crowd
outside.)
Jawbones
Not unless that's 'im. {He finishes for the time
being with the fire. Rises.)
(Janet enters.)
Lady Mogton
"Was that you they were yelling at ?
Janet
No, it's Mr. Sigsby.
{Another yell is heard. Out of it a shrill fe-
male voice — "Mind 'is fice; yer spoiling it!")
The Woman's Laundry Union have taken such a
strong dislike to him.
{A final yell. Then a voice: "That's taken
some of the starch out of him!" followed by
a shriek of laughter.)
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 113
Jawbones
'E only suggested as 'ow there was enough old
washerwomen in Parliament as it was.
Lady Mogton
A most unnecessary remark. It will teach
him
(Sigsby enters, damaged. His appearance is
comic. Lady Mogton makes no effort to
repress a grim smile.)
Sigsby
Funny, ain't it?
Lady Mogton
I am sorry.
Sigsby
(He snarls.) "The Mother's Hand shall Help
Us ! " One of your posters, I think.
Lady Mogton
You shouldn't have insulted them — calling them
old washerwomen!
Sigsby
Insult! Can't one indulge in a harmless jeu
d' esprit — '(lie pronounces it according to his own
ideas) — without having one's clothes torn off one's
back? (Fiercely.) What do you mean by it — dis-
gracing your sex?
114 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Lady Mogton
Are you addressing me?
Sigsby
All of you. Upsetting the foundations upon which
society has been reared — the natural and lawful sub-
jection of the woman to the man. Why don't you
read St. Paul?
Lady Mogton
St. Paul was addressing Christians. When men be-
have like Christians there will be no need of Votes
for Women. You read St. Paul on men. (To
Janet.) I shall want you!
(She goes out, followed by Janet.)
(Sigsby gives vent to a gesture.)
Jawbones
Getting saucy, ain't they?
Sigsby
Over-indulgence. That's what the modern woman
is suffering from. Gets an idea on Monday that
she'd like the whole world altered; if it isn't done
by Saturday, she raises hell! Where's the guv 'nor?
Jawbones
Hasn't been here.
Sigsby
(Hands Jawbones his damaged hat.) See if they
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 115
can do anything to that. If not, get me a new one.
(He forks out a sovereign.) Sure to be some shops
open in High Street.
(Lamb and St. Herbert enter.)
Lamb
Hallo ! have they been mauling you ?
Sigsby
(He snatches the damaged hat from Jawbones,
to hand it back the next moment; holds it out.)
Woman's contribution to politics. Get me a collar
at the same time — sixteen and a half.
(Jawbones takes his cap and goes out. The
men hang up their overcoats.)
Sigsby
Where's it all going to end? That's what I want
to know!
St. Herbert
Where most things end. In the millennium, ac-
cording to its advocates. In the ruin of the country,
according to its opponents. In mild surprise on the
part of the next generation that ever there was any
fuss about it.
Sigsby
In amazement, you mean, that their fathers were
so blind as not to see where it was leading. My
boy, this is going to alter the whole relationship
between the sexes!
116 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
St. Herbert
Is it so perfect as it is? (A silence.) Might it
not be established on a more workable, a more en-
during basis if woman were allowed a share in the
shaping of it?
(Some woman in the crowd starts the refrain,
''We'll hang old Asquith on a sour apple
tree." It is taken up with quiet earnestness
by others.)
Sigsby
Shaping it! Nice sort of shape it will be by the
time that lot {with a gesture, including the crowd,
Lady Mogton & Co.) have done knocking it about.
Wouldn't be any next generation to be surprised at
anything if some of them had their way.
St. Herbert
The house breakers come first — not a class of work
demanding much intelligence; the builders come
later. Have you seen Chilvers?
Lamb
I left him at the House. He couldn't get away.
Sigsby
There's your object-lesson for you. We don't
need to go far. A man's whole career ruined by
the wife he nourishes.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 117
St. Herbert
How do you mean, "ruined"?
Sigsby
So it is. If she wins the election and claims the
seat. Do you think the Cabinet will want him?
Their latest addition compelled to appeal to the
House of Commons to fight for him against his own
womenfolk. (Grunts.) He'll be the laughing-stock
of the whole country.
St. Herbert
Do you know for certain that they mean to claim
the seat?
Sigsby
"Wait and see" is their answer.
Lamb
Hasn't Chilvers any idea?
Sigsby
Can't get him to talk. Don't think he's seen her
since that shindy over the Deputation.
Lamb
Humph !
Sigsby
Even if she herself wished to draw back, the
others would overrule her.
Lamb
I'm not so sure of that. She's got a way of shut-
118 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
ting her mouth that reminds me of my old woman.
Sigsby
The arrangement, as he explained it to me, was
that the whole thing was to end with the polling.
It was to have been a mere joke, a mere ballon d'essai.
The mistake he made was thinking he could de-
pend on her.
Lamb
Guess she made the same mistake. You can fight
and shake hands afterwards; it doesn't go with
kissing.
Sigsby
Man and woman were not made to fight. It was
never intended.
(The woman's Marseillaise" has been taken up
by the crowd. The chorus has been reached.)
Oh, damn your row! (He slams to the window; it
was ajar.)
(Jawbones has entered, with his purchases.)
[Turning from the window he sees Jawbones, goes
to meet him.) Couldn't they do anything?
Jawbones
(He has bought a new hat; has also brought back
the remains. He shakes Iris head.) No good for
anything else but a memento.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 119
SlGSBY
(With a grunt he snatches the thing and flings it
into a corner. Tries on the new one.)
Jawbones
'Ow's it feel?
(Sigsby, with the help of Jawbones, attends to
his appearance.)
Lamb
(To St. Herbert.) No use talking to her, I
suppose ?
St. Herbert
(Shrugs his shoulders.) She'll do what she im-
agines to be her duty. Women are so uncivilised.
(A burst of cheering is heard. A shrill male
voice: "Three cheers for Winston Church-
ill!" It is followed by an explosion of yells.)
St. Herbert
Who's that?
Lamb
(He has opened the window.) Phoebe Mogton!
Sigsby
What a family!
(Janet has entered.)
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Janet
Is that Mrs Chilvers? (To Lamb and St. Her-
bert.) Good evening.
St. Herbert
Good evening.
Lamb
No; it's her sister.
Janet
I wonder she doesn't come.
Sigsby
What are the latest figures ? Do you know .'
(Phoebe enters)
Janet
I forget the numbers. Mrs. Chilvers is forty ahead.
Phoebe
Forty ahead! (To Janet.) Did you order the
band?
Lamb
(To Sigsby.) The dock division was against him
to a man ; that Shipping Bill has upset them.
Janet
No. I didn't think we should want the band.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 121
Phoebe
Not want it ! My dear girl
Janet
Perhaps Lady Mogton has ordered it, I'll ask her.
(She goes out.)
Sigsby
Hadn't you better "Wait and see"? It isn't over
yet.
Phoebe
We may as well have it ! It can play the Dead
March in Saul if you win. (She laughs.)
Sigsby
(Grunts. To Lamb.) Are you coming?
(He goes out.)
Lamb
Yes. (To St. Herbert.) Are you coming?
St. Herbert
Hardly worth while; nearly over, isn't it?
Lamb
It generally takes an hour and a half. (He looks
at his watch.) Another forty minutes. Perhaps less.
(He goes out.)
Phoebe
I do love to make him ratty. Wish it wasn't poor
old Geoff we were fighting.
122 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
St. Herbert
When I marry, it will be the womanly woman.
Phoebe
No chance for me then?
St. Herbert
I don't say that. I can see you taking your po-
litical opinions from your husband, and thinking
them your own.
Phoebe
Good heavens!
St. Herbert
The brainy woman will think for herself. And
then I foresee some lively breakfast tables.
Phoebe
Humph ! No fear, I suppose, of a man taking his
views from his wife and thinking them his own?
St. Herbert
That may be the solution. The brainy woman will
have to marry the manly man.
(Ginger enters.)
Jawbones
(He is on his knees blowing the fire. In a low
growl.) Shut the door!
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 123
Ginger
Can't till I'm inside, can I? (Shuts it.) Where's
Lady Mogton?
Jawbones
I don't know.
Phoebe
AVhat do you want her for?
Ginger
Only to tell her that I can't find Mrs. Chilvers.
Phoebe
Isn't she here?
Ginger
Not unless she's come while I've been out.
(Janet enters.)
Janet
Oh, Lady Mogton
Phoebe
(Interrupting her.) Isn't Annys here?
Janet
No. (To Ginger.) Haven't you found her?
Ginger
(Shakes her head.) Been everywhere I could
think of.
124 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Phoebe
(To herself.) She couldn't have gone home? Is
there a telephone here?
Janet
The room's locked up.
Jawbones
There's one at 118, High Street. Shall I go, miss?
Phoebe
No, thanks. I'll go myself. Oh, what about the
band?
Janet
Lady Mogton says she'd like it. If it isn't too
tired.
Ginger
It's at Sell's Coffee- 'ouse in Piggott Street. I
'eard them practicing.
Phoebe
Good. I shan't be more than a few minutes.
St. Herbert
I'll come with you, if I may? I've got some news
that may be of use to you.
Phoebe
Do. (To Ginger.) Stop here, I may want you.
(Phoebe and St. Herbert go out.)
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 125
Janet
How was Mrs. Chilvers seeming this afternoon?
Ginger
Never 'eard 'er speak better, miss.
Janet
Did yon stop to the end?
Ginger
Not quite. Mrs. Spender wanted some shopping
done.
(Janet goes out.)
Ginger
Can I 'elp yer?
Jawbones
Yer might hold the piper while I blow.
{The fire begins to burn.)
Ginger
It's getting brighter.
Jawbones
That's caught it.
Ginger
Wonder what a little coaxing will do.
Jawbones
(He is still squatting on his heels, folding up the
126 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
paper. He looks up.) Ain't yer ever thought of
that, instead of worrying about the vote ?
Ginger
(She moves away.) You don't understand us
winmiin.
Jawbones
(He has risen. He pauses in his folding of the
paper.) Don't say that.
Ginger
Why should we coax yer — for our rights?
Jawbones
Because it's the easiest way of getting 'em.
Ginger
(She has become oratorical.) Our appeal is not
to man (with upraised hand) but to Justice!
Jawbones
Oh ! And what does the lidy say ?
Ginger
(Descending.) 'Ow do yer mean?
Jawbones
To your appeal. Is she goin' to give 'em to yer?
You tike my tip: if yer in a 'urry, you get a bit
on account — from Man. 'Ere. (He dives into his
pocket, produces, wrapped up in tissue paper, a ring,
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 127
which he exhibits to her.) That's a bit more in your
line.
Ginger
(Her eyes sparkle. She takes the ring in her hand.
Then problems come to her.) Why do yer want me,
William ? .
Jawbones
Because, in spite of all, I love yer.
Ginger
(She looks into the future.) What will I be? A
general servant, without wages.
Jawbones
The question, as it seems to me, is, which of us
two is the biggest fool? Instead of thirty bob a
week in my pocket to spend as I like — guess I'll 'ave
to be content with three 'alf -crowns.
Ginger
Seven an ' six ! Rather a lot, Bill, out 'o thirty bob.
Don't leave much for me an' the children.
Jawbones
I shall 'ave to get my dinners.
Ginger
I could mike yer somethin' tasty to tike with yer.
Then with, say — three shillings
128 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Jawbones
'Ere (He is on the point of snatching back
the ring. He encounters her eyes. There is a mn-
m-ent's battle. The Eternal Feminine conquers.)
Will yer always look as sweet as yer do now?
Ginger
Always, Bill. So long as yer good to me !
(She slips the ring over Iter finger, still with her
eyes drawing him*. He catches her to him
in fierce passion, kisses her.
(A loud shrill female cheer comes from the crowd.
Till cheer is renewed and renewed.)
Jawbones
(//( breaks away and goes to the window.) 'Ullo!
\Yh;ii are lliey shoutin' about now? (He looks out.)
It's the Donah!
Ginger
.Mis. Chilversf
Jawbones
Yus. Better not get wearin' it — may shock their
feelings.
Ginger
(She gazes rapturously at the ring as she draws it
off.) It is a beauty! I do love yer, Bill.
(Then enter Annys and Elizareth. Annys is
excited; she is laughing and talking.)
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 129
Annys
(Laughing while she rearranges her hat and hair.)
A little embarrassing. That red-haired girl, she car-
ried me right up the steps. I was afraid she
would
(Jawbones has been quick enough to swing a
chair into place just in time to receive her.)
(She recovers herself.) Thank you.
Elizabeth
(She hands Annys a smelling-bottle. To Jaw-
bones.) Open the window a few inches.
(He does so. Some woman, much interrupted, is
making a speech.
(Janet opens the door a little way and looks in.)
Janet
Oh, it is you ! I am glad !
(She goes out again.)
Elizabeth
Are the others all here ?
Ginger
'Er ladyship is watching the counting. Miss
Phoebe 'as just gone out
(Phoebe enters.)
Oh, 'ere she is.
130 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Phoebe
Hullo! (She is taking off her things.) Where
ever have you been? "We've beer scouring the neigh-
bourhood
(Lady Mogton enters, followed by Janet.)
I say, you're looking jolly chippy.
Elizabeth
We had an extra enthusiastic meeting. She spoke
for rather a long time. I made her come home with
me and lie down. I think she is all right now.
Lady Mogton
Would you like to see a doctor?
Phoebe
There is a very good man close here. (She turns
to Jawbones, who is still near the window.)
Gordon
Annys
(Interrupting.) No. Please don't. I am quite
all right. I hate strange doctors.
Phoebe
Well, let me send for Whitby; he could be here
in twenty minutes.
Annys
I wish you would all leave me alone. There's abso-
lutely nothing to fuss about whatever. We pam-
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 131
pered women — we can't breathe the same air that
ordinary mortals have to. We ought to be ashamed
of ourselves.
Phoebe
(To herself.) Obstinate pig.
(She catches Jawbones' eye; unnoticed by the
others, she takes him aside. They whisper.)
Annys
How is it going?
Lady Mogton
You must be prepared for winning. (She puts
again the question that Annys has frequently been
asked to answer during the last few days.) What
are you going to do ?
(Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers enters, as usual in a
flutter of excitement.)
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
Am I late?
(They brush her back into silence. Elizabeth
takes charge of her.)
Annys
(She has risen.) You think it wise tactics, to
make it impossible for Geoffrey to be anything else
in the future but our enemy?
132 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Lady Mogton
(Contemptuously.) You are thinking of him, and
not of the cause.
Annys
And if I were ! Haven 't I made sacrifice enough ?
— more than any of you will ever know. Ay — and
would make more, if I felt it was demanded of me.
I don't! (Her burst of anger is finished. She turns,
smiling.) I'm much more cunning than you think.
There will be other elections we shall want to fight.
"With the Under-Secretary for Home Affairs in sym-
pathy with us, the Government will find it difficult
to interfere. Don't you see how clever I am?
(Jawbones, having received his instructions
from Phoebe, has slipped out unobserved.
He has beckoned to Ginger; she has followed
him. Phoebe has joined the group.)
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
There's something in that.
Janet
Is Mr. Chilvers still in sympathy with us?
Phoebe
Of course he is. A bit rubbed up the wrong way
just at present; that's our fault. When Annys goes
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 133
down, early next month, to fight the Exchange Di-
vision of Manchester, we shall have him with us.
(A moment.)
Lady Mogton
Where do you get that from?
Phoebe
From St. Herbert. The present member is his
cousin. They say he can't live more than a week.
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
It really seems like Providence.
Annys
(Has taken the opportunity of giving Phoebe a
grateful squeeze of the hand.)
Lady Mogton
You will fight Manchester?
Annys
Yes. (Laughs.) And make myself a public nui-
sance if I win.
Lady Mogton
Well, must be content with that, I suppose. Better
not come in; the room's rather crowded. I'll keep
you informed how things are going.
(She goes out followed by Janet.)
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
I '11 stay with you, dear.
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Phoebe
I want you to come and be photographed for the
Daily Mirror. The man's waiting downstairs.
Elizabeth
I'll stop with Annys.
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
I'm not quite sure, you know, that I take well by
flashlight.
Phoebe
You wait till you've seen mamma! We must have
you. They want you for the centre of the page.
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
Well, if it's really
Phoebe
(To the others.) Shall see you again. (She winks.
Then to Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers.) We mustn't
keep them waiting. They are giving us a whole
page.
(Phoebe takes Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers out
Elizabeth has followed to the door; she
closes it. Annys has reseated herself, facing
the fire.)
Elizabeth
When did you see your husband last?
THE MASTER OP MRS. CHILVERS 135
Annys
Not since — Tuesday, wasn't it, that we went round
to his rooms. Why?
Elizabeth
I'm thinking about Manchester. What was it he
said to you?
Annys
Oh, we were, both of us, a little over-excited, I
suppose. He has — {she hesitates, finally answers) —
he has always been so eager for children.
Elizabeth
Yes. So many men are; not having to bear the
pain and inconvenience themselves.
Annys
Oh, well, they have to provide for them when they
do come. That's fair enough division, I sup
{Suddenly she turns fiercely.) Why do you talk like
that? As if we women were cowards. Do you
think if God sent me a child I should grudge Him
the price !
Elizabeth
Do you want Him to ?
Annys
I don't know; I prayed Him to, once.
Elizabeth
{She lays her hand upon her.) It isn't a few
136 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
more mothers that the world has need of. It is the
women whom God has appointed — to whom He has
freedom — that they may champion the cause of the
mothers, helpless by reason of their motherhood.
(A moment. Geoffrey enters.)
Geoffrey
Good evening.
Annys
(Rises; a smile struggles for possession. But he
only shakes hands, and it dies away.)
Elizabeth
Good evening.
(They shake hands.)
Geoffrey
You are not interested in the counting?
Annys
The room is rather crowded. Mamma thought I
would be better out here. How have you been?
Geoffrey
Oh, all right. It's going to be a very near thing,
they tell me.
Annys
Yes, I shall be glad when it's over.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 137
Geoffrey
It's always a trying time. What are you going
to do, if you win?
(Lady Mogton looks in.)
Lady Mogton
(Seeing Geoffrey.) Oh, good evening.
Geoffrey
Good evening.
Lady Mogton
Chilvers, 2,960— Annys Chilvers, 2,874.
(She disappears — closes door.)
Annys
Perhaps I'm not going to win. (She goes to him,
smiling.) I hope you'll win. I would so much
rather you won.
Geoffrey
Very kind of you. I'm afraid that won't make it
a certainty.
Annys
(His answer has hardened her again.) How can
I? It would not be fair. Without your consent I
should never have entered upon it. It was under-
stood that the seat, in any case, would be yours.
Geoffrey
I would rather you considered yourself quite free.
138 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
In warfare it doesn't pay to be "fair" to one's
enemy.
Annys
(Still hardening.) Besides, there is no need.
There will be other opportunities. I can contest
some other constituency. If I win, claim the seat
for that.
(A moment.)
Geoffrey
So this is only the beginning? You have decided
to devote yourself to a political career?
Annys
Why not?
Geoffrey
If I were to ask you to abandon it, to come back
to your place at my side — helping me, strengthening
me?
Annys
You mean you would have me abandon my own
task — merge myself in you?
Geoffrey
Be my wife.
Annys
It would not be right. I, too, have my work.
Geoffrey
If it takes you away from me?
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 139
Annys
Why need it take me away from you? Why
cannot we work together for common ends, each in
our own way?
Geoffrey
We talked like this before we tried it. Marriage
is not a partnership; it is a leadership.
Annys
(She looks at him.) You mean — an ownership.
Geoffrey
Perhaps you're right. I didn't make it. I'm only
— beginning to understand it.
Annys
And I too. It is not what I want.
Geoffrey
You mean its duties have become irksome to you.
Annys
I mean I want to be the judge myself of what are
my duties.
Geoffrey
I no longer count. You will go your way with-
out me?
Annys
I must go the way I think right.
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Geoffrey
(He flings away.) If you win to-night you will
do well to make the most of it. Take my advice
and claim the seat.
Annys
(Looks at him puzzled.)
Elizabeth
Why?
Geoffrey
Because (ivith a short, ugly laugh) the Lord only
knows when you'll get another opportunity.
Elizabeth
You are going to stop us?
Geoffrey
To stop women from going to the poll. The Bill
will be introduced on Monday. Carried through all
its stages the same week.
Elizabeth
You think it will pass?
Geoffrey
The Whips assure me that it will.
Annys
But they cannot, they dare not, without your
assent. The (The light breaks in upon her.)
Who is bringing it in?
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 141
Geoffrey
I am.
Annys
(Is going to speak.)
Geoffrey
(He stops her.) Oh, I'm prepared for all that —
ridicule, abuse. "Chilvers's Bill for the Better Reg-
ulation of Mrs. Chilvers," they'll call it. I can hear
their laughter. Yours won't be among it.
Annys
But, Geoffrey! What is the meaning? Merely
to spite me, are you going to betray a cause that
you have professed belief in — that you have fought
for?
Geoffrey
Yes — if it is going to take you away from me.
I want you. No, I don't want a friend — "a fellow-
worker" — some interesting rival in well doing. I
can get all that outside my home. I want a wife.
I want the woman I love to belong to me — to be
mine. I am not troubling about being up to date;
I'm talking what I feel — what every male crea-
ture must have felt since the protoplasmic cell de-
veloped instincts. I want a woman to love — a wo-
man to work for — a woman to fight for — a woman to
be a slave to. But mine — mine, and nothing else
All the rest (he makes a gesture) is talk. .
142 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
(He closes the window, shutting out the hubbub
of the crowd.)
Annys
(A strange, new light has stolen in. She is be-
urildered, groping.) But — all this is new between
us. You have not talked like this for — not since
"We were just good friends — comrades.
Geoffrey
And might have remained so, God knows! I sup-
pose we're made like that. So long as there was no
danger passion slept. I cannol explain it, I only
know that now, beside the thought of losing you, all
else in the world seems meaningless. The "Woman's
Movement! {He makes a gesture of contempt.)
Men have wrecked kingdoms for a woman before now
— and will again. I want you! (He comes to her.)
"Won't you come back to me, that we may build up
the home we used to dream of? "Wasn't the old love
good? "What has this new love to give you? Work
that man can do better. The cause of the woman —
the children! Has woman loved woman better than
man? Will the world be better for the children,
man and woman contending? Come back to me.
Help me. Help me to fight for all good women.
Teach me how I may make the world better — for
our children.
THE MASTER OP MRS. CHILVERS 143
Anny>
(The light is in her eyes. She stands a moment.
Her hands are going out to him.)
Elizabeth
(She comes between them.) Yes, go to him. He
will be very good to you. Good men are kind to
women, kind even to their dogs. You will be among
the pampered few ! You will be happy. And the
others! What does it matter?
(They draw apart. She stands between them,
the incarnation of the spirit of sex ivar.)
The women that have not kind owners — the dogs
that have not kind masters — the dumb women, chained
to their endless, unpaid drudgery ? Let them be con-
tent. What are they but man's chattel? To be
honoured if it pleases him, or to be cast into the dust.
Man's pauper! Bound by his laws, subject to his
whim; her every hope, her every aspiration, owed to
his charity. She toils for him without ceasing: it
should be her "pleasure." She bears him children,
when he chooses to desire them. They are his to
do as he will by. Why seek to change it? Our man
is kind. What have they to do with us: the women
beaten, driven, overtasked — the women without hope
or joy, the livers of grey lives that men may laugh
and spend — the woman degraded lower than the
beasts to pander to the beast in man — the women
outraged and abandoned, bearing to the grave the
burden of man's lust? Let them go their way.
144 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
They are but our sisters of sorrow And we who
could help them — we to whom God has given the
weapons, the brain, and the courage — we make
answer: "I have married a husband, and I cannot
come."
(A silence.)
Geoffrey
"Well, you have heard. (Re makes a gesture.)
What is your answer?
Annys
(She comes to him.) Don't you love me enough
to humour me a little — to put up with my vexing
ways? I so want to help, to feel I am doing just
a little, to make the world kinder. I know you can
do it better, but I want so to be "in it." (She
laughs.) Let us forget all this. Wake up to-mor-
row morning with fresh hearts. You will be Member
for East Poplar. And then you shall help me to
win Manchester. (She 79 wis her hands upon his
'breast: she would have him take her in his arms.)
I am not strong enough to fight alone.
Geoffrey
I want you. Let Manchester find some one else.
Annys
(She draws away from him.) And if I cannot —
will not?
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 145
Geoffrey
I bring in my Bill on Monday. We'll be quite
frank about it. That is my price — you. I want
you !
Annys
You mean it comes to that: a whole cause de-
pendent on a man and a woman !
Geoffrey
Yes, that is how the world is built. On each man
and woman. ' ' How does it shape my life, my hopes ? ' '
So will each make answer.
(Lady Mogton enters. She stands silent.)
Elizabeth
Is it over?
Lady Mogton
Annys Chilvers, 3,604— Geoffrey Chilvers, 3,590.
(Janet enters.)
Janet
(She rushes to Annys, embraces her.) You've
won, you've won! (She flies to the window, opens
it, and goes out on to the balcony.)
(Phoebe enters, followed by Mrs. Mountcalm-
Villiers. )
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Phoebe
Is it true?
Lady Mogton
Pretty close. Majority of 14.
Mrs. Mountcalm-Villiers
For us?
Lady Mogton
For us.
(Janet by this time has announced the figures.
There is heard a great burst af cheering, re-
nt wed again and again.)
Janet
(Re-entering.) They want you! They want you!
(Mingled with the cheering come cries of
''Speech!" "Speech!")
Lady Mogton
You must say something.
(The band strikes up "The Conquering Hero."
The women crowd round Annys, congratu-
lating her. Geoffrey stands apart.)
*
Phoebe
(Screaming above the din.) Put on your cloak.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 147
Janet
(Bushes and gets it.)
(They wrap it round her.)
(Annys goes out on to the balcony, followed by
the other women. Elizabeth, going last,
fires a parting smile of triumph at Geoffrey.
(A renewed burst of cheering announces their
arrival on the balcony. The crowd bursts
into "For She's a Jolly Good Felloiv" —
the band making a quick change, joins in.
Geoffrey remains centre.
(Jawbones enters unobserved. The singing ends
with three cheers. Annys is speaking.
Geoffrey turns and sees Jawbones.)
Geoffrey
(With a smile.) Give me down my coat,will you?
Jawbones
(He is sympathetic. He helps him on with it.)
Shall I get you a cab, sir?
Geoffrey
No, thanks. I'll pick one up. (He goes towards
the door, then stops.) Is there any other way out
— not through the main entrance?
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Jawbones
Yes, sir. There's a side door opening on Wood-
stock Road. I '11 show it you.
Geoffrey
Thanks. {Be follows Jawbones out.)
(A burst of cheering comes from the crowd.)
Curtain.
THE FOURTH ACT
THE FOUETH ACT.
Scene: — Russell Square. The morning-room {on
the ground floor.) A small, cheerful room, fur-
nished in Chippendale, white panelled, with
Adams fireplace in which a bright fire is burning.
The window-curtains of red damask are drawn.
An oval table occupies the centre of the room.
The door at back opens upon the hall. Only one
light burns, an electric lamp on a table just above
the fire.
Time : — Midnight.
(The door opens. Geoffrey enters. He has
left his out-door things in the hall. He
crosses and rings the bell. A moment.)
(Hake enters.)
Geoffrey
Oh, you, Hake ! There wasn 't any need for you
to have stopped.
Hake
I was not sure of your arrangements. I thought
perhaps I might be wanted.
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152 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Geoffrey
Sorry. I ought to have told you.
Hake
It's been no inconvenience, sir. I told Mrs. Hake
not to sit up.
Geoffrey
(He is opening and reading his letters left for
him on the table.) Does she generally sit up for
you?
Hake
As a rule, sir. We like a little chat before going
to bed.
Geoffrey
(His eyes on a letter.) "What do you find to chat
about ?
Hake
Oh, there is so much for a husband and wife to
talk about. The As a rule.
(A clock on the mantelpiece strikes one.)
Geoffrey
What's that?
Hake
Quarter past twelve, sir.
Geoffrey
Has your mistress come in?
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 153
Hake
Not yet, sir. Has the election gone all right,
sir?
Geoffrey
For Mrs. Chilvers, yes. She is now member for
East Poplar.
Hake
I am sorry. It has been a great surprise to me.
Geoffrey
The result?
Hake
The whole thing, sir. Such a sweet lady, we all
thought her.
Geoffrey
Life, Hake, is a surprising affair.
{A ring is heard.)
I expect that's she. She has forgotten her key.
(Hake goes out.)
(Geoffrey continues his letters. A few mo-
ments pass; Hake re-enters, closes the door.)
Hake
(He seems puzzled.) It's a lady, sir.
(Geoffrey turns.)
154 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Hake
At least — hardly a lady. A Mrs. Chinn.
Geoffrey
Mrs. Chinn! (He glances at his match.) At
twelve o'clock at night. Well, all right. I'll see
her.
(Hake opens the door, speaks to Mrs. Chinn.
She enters, in bonnet and shawl.)
Hake
Mrs. Chinn.
Geoffrey
Good evening, Mrs. Chinn.
Mrs. Chinn
Good evening, sir.
Geoffrey
You needn't stop, Hake. I shan't be wanting
anything.
Hake
Thank you, sir.
Geoffrey
Apologise for me to Mrs. Hake. Good-night.
Hake
Good-night, sir.
(Hake goes out. A minute later the front door
is heard to slam.)
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 155
Geoffrey
Won't you sit down? (He puts a chair for her
left of the table.)
Mrs. Chinn
(Seating herself.) Thank you, sir.
Geoffrey
(He half sits on the arm of the easy-chair below
the fire.) What's the trouble?
Mrs. Chinn
It's my boy, sir — my youngest. He's been taking
money that didn't belong to him.
Geoffrey
Urn. Has it been going on for long?
Mrs. Chinn
About six months, sir. I only heard of it to-night.
You see, his wife died a year ago. She was such a
good manager. And after she was gone he seems
to have got into debt.
Geoffrey
What were his wages?
Mrs. Chinn
Nineteen shillings a week, sir. And that with the
rent and three young children — well, it wants think-
ing out.
156 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Geoffrey
From whom did he take the money — his em-
ployers ?
Mrs. Chinn
Yes, sir. He was a carman. They had always
trusted him to collect the accounts.
Geoffrey
How much, would you say, was the defalcation ?
Mrs. Chinn
I beg pardon, sir. •
Geoffrey
How much does it amount to, the sums that he
has taken?
Mrs. Chinn
Six pounds, sir, Mr. Cohen says it comes to.
Geoffrey
Won't they accept repayment?
Mes. Chinn
Yes, sir. Mr. Cohen has been very nice about it.
He is going to let me pay it off by instalments.
Geoffrey
AVell, then, that gets over most of the trouble.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 157
Mrs. Chinn
AVell, you see sir, unfortunately, Mr. Cohen gave
information to the police the moment he discovered
it.
Geoffrey
Umph ! Can't he say he made a mistake?
Mrs. Chinn
They say it must go for trial. That he can only
withdraw the charge in court.
Geoffrey
Urn!
Mrs. Chinn
You see, sir — a thing like that (She recovers
herself.) It clings to a lad.
Geoffrey
"What do you want me to do?
Mrs. Chinn
Well, sir, I thought that perhaps — you see, sir, he
has got a brother in Canada who would help him;
and I thought that if I could ship him off
Geoffrey
You want me to tip the wink to the police to look
the other way while you smuggle this young male-
factor out of the clutches of the law?
158 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Mrs. Chinn
(Quite indifferent to the moral aspect of the case.)
If you would be so kind, sir.
Geoffrey
Umph ! I suppose you know what you're doing;
appealing through your womanhood to man's weak-
ness— employing "backstairs influence" to gain your
private ends, indifferent to the higher issues of the
public weal? All the things that are going to cease
when woman has the vote.
Mrs. Chinn
You see, sir, he's the youngest.
(Gradually the decent but dingy figure of Mrs.
Chinn has taken to itself new shape. To
Geoffrey, it almost seems as though there
were growing out of the shadows over
against him the figure of great Artemis her-
self— Artemis of the Thousand Breasts. He
had returned honu angry, bitter against all
women. As sin unfolds her simple talc un-
derstanding comes to him. So long as tin re
ae, "Mrs. Chinns" in the world, Woman
claims homage.)
Geoffrey
How many were there?
Mrs. Chinn
Ten altogether, sir, six living.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 159
Geoffrey
Been a bit of a struggle for you, hasn't it?
Mrs. Chinn
It has been a bit difficult, at times ; especially after
their poor father died.
Geoffrey
How many were you left with ?
Mrs. Chinn
Eight, sir.
Geoffrey
How on earth did you manage to keep them?
Mrs. Chinn
Well, you see, sir, the two eldest, they were earning
a little. I don't think I could have done it without
that.
Geoffrey
"Wasn't there any source from which you could
have obtained help? What was your husband?
Mrs. Chinn
He worked in the shipyards, sir. There was some
talk about it. But, of course, that always means
taking the children away from you.
Geoffrey
Would not that have been better for them?
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Mrs. Chinn
Not always, sir. Of course, if I hadn't been able
to do my duty by them I should have had to. But,
thank God, I've always been strong.
Geoffrey
(He rises.) I will see what can be done.
Mrs. Chinn
Thank you, sir.
Geoffrey
(Half -van, he turns.) When does the next boat
sail — for Canada?
Mrs. Chinn
To-morrow night, sir, from Glasgow. I have
booked his passage.
Geoffrey
( With a smile.) You seem to have taken every-
thing for granted.
Mrs. Chinn
You see, sir, it's the disgrace. All the others are
doing so well. It would upset them so.
(He goes out.)
(There is a moment.)
(Annys enters. She is wearing her outdoor
things. )
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 161
Annys
Mrs. Chirm!
Mrs. Chinn
(She has risen; she curtseys.) Good-evening,
ma'am.
Annys
(She is taking off her hat.) Nothing wrong, is
there ?
Mrs. Chinn
My boy, ma'am, my youngest, has been getting
into trouble.
Annys
(She pauses, her hat in her hand.) They will
won't they? It's nothing serious, I hope?
Mrs. Chinn
I think it will be all right, ma'am, thanks to your
good man.
Annys
(She lays aside her hat.) You have had a good
many children, haven't you, Mrs. Chinn?
Mrs. Chinn
Ten altogether, ma'am; six living.
162 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
Annys
Can one love ten, all at once?
(The cloak has fallen aside. Mrs. Chinn is a
much experienced lady.)
Mrs. Chinn
Just as many as come, dear. God sends the love
with them.
(There is a moment; the two women are very
close to one another. Then Annys gives a
little cry and somehow their arms arc round
one another.)
(She mothers her into the easy chair above the fire;
places a footstool under her feet.) You have your
cry out, dearie, it will do you good.
Annys
You look so strong and great.
Mrs. Chinn
It's the tears, dearie. (She arranges the footstool.)
You keep your feet up.
(The handle of the door is heard. Mrs. Chinn
is standing beside her own chair. She is
putting back her handkerchief into her bag.)
(Geoffrey re-enters.)
(Annys is hidden in the easy chair. He does
not see her.)
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 163
Geoffrey
Well, Mrs. Chinn, an exhaustive search for the ac-
cused will be commenced — next week.
Mrs. Chinn
Thank you, sir.
Geoffrey
What about the children — are they going with
him?
Mrs. Chinn
No, sir; I thought he would be better without them
till everything is settled.
Geoffrey
Who is taking care of them — you?
Mrs. Chinn
Yes, sir.
Geoffrey
And the passage money — how much was that?
Mrs. Chinn
Four pound fifteen, sir.
Geoffrey
Would you mind my coming in, as a friend ?
Mrs. Chinn
Well, sir, if you don't mind, I'd rather not. I've
164 THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS
always done everything for the children myself. It's
been a fad of mine.
Geoffrey
(He makes a gesture of despair.) You mothers!
You're so greedy. (He holds out his hand, smiling.)
Goodbye.
Mrs. Chinn
(She takes Ins hand in hers.) God bless you, sir.
And your good lady.
Geoffrey
(As he takes her to the door.) How will you get
home ?
Mrs. Chinn
I can get the Underground from Gower Street,
sir.
(They go out talking about last trains and leav-
ing the door open. The next moment the
front door is heard to slam.)
(Geoffrey re-enters.)
(Annys has moved round, so that coming back
into the room he finds her there.)
Geoffrey
How long have you been in?
(He closes the door.)
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 165
Annys
Only a few minutes — while you were at the tele-
phone. I had to rest for a little while. Dr. Whitby
brought me back in his motor.
Geoffrey
AVas he down there?
Annys
Phoebe had sent for him. I had been taken a little
giddy earlier in the day.
Geoffrey
(He grunts. He is fighting ivith his tenderness.)
Don't wonder at it. All this overwork and excite-
ment.
Annys
I'm afraid I've been hurting you.
Geoffrey
(Still growling.) Both been hurting each other,
I expect.
Annys
(She smiles.) It's so easy to hurt those that love
us.
(She makes a little movement, feebly stretches
out her arms to him. Wondering, he comes
across to her. She draws him down beside
her, takes his arms and places them about
her.)
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I want to feel that I belong to you. That you are
strong. That I can rest upon you.
Geoffrey
(He cannot understand.) But only an hour
ago (He looks at her.) Have you, too, turned
traitor to the "Woman's Cause?
Annys
(She answers smiling.) No, but woman, dear,
is a much more complicated person than I thought
her. It is only in this hour that God has revealed
her to me. (She draws him closer.) I want you,
dear — dear husband. Take care of us — both, won't
you? I love you, I love you. I did not know how
much.
Geoffrey
(He gathers her to him, kissing her, crooning over
her.) Oh, my dear, my dear! My little one, my
love, my wife!
Annys
(She is laughing, crying.) But, Geoffrey, dear-
(He tries to calm her.)
No, let me. I want to And then I'll be quite
good, I promise It's only fair to warn you.
When I'm strong and can think again, I shall still
want to vote. I shall want it more than ever.
THE MASTER OF MRS. CHILVERS 167
Geoffrey
(He answers with a happy laugh, holding her in
his arms.)
Annys
You will help us? Because it's right, dear, isn't
it? He will be my child as well as yours. You
will let me help you make the world better for our
child — and for all the children — and for all the
mothers — and for all the dear, kind men: you will
won't you?
Geoffrey
I thought you were drifting away from me: that
strange voices were calling you away from life and
motherhood. God has laughed at my fears. He has
sent you back to me with His command. We will
fashion His World together, we two lovers, Man and
Woman, joined together in all things. It is His will.
His chains are the children's hands.
(Kneeling, he holds her in his arms.)
(The Curtains Falls.)
THE END
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LB D 'I!
THE MASTER OF
MRS. CHILVERS
BY
JEROME K. JEROME
NEW YORK
DODD, MEAD AND COMPANY
1911
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