The Old, Old, very Old Man, or Thomas Parr, the
Son of John Parr ofW inning ton, in the Parish of Al-
berbury, in the County of Shropshire ; who was borne
in the yeare 1483, in, ttie Raigne of King Edward the
4th, beii.g Aged, 152 Yeares and odd Monthcs,
in this y care, 1635.
The
Old Man:
OR,
The Age and long Life of Thomas Par,
the Son of John Parr of Winnington, in the
Parish of Alberbury ; in the County of
Salopp (or Shropshire] who was Borne in
the Raigne of King Edward the 4th. be-
ing aged 152. yeares and odd
Monethes.
His Manner of Life and Conversation
in so long a Pilgrimage ; his Marriages,
and his bringing up to London about
the end of September last. 1635.
Whereunto is Added a Postscript, showing
the many remarkable Accidents that
hapned in the Life of this Old Man.
Written by IOHN TAYLOR.
LONDON,
Printed for Henry Goffon, at his Shop on
London Bridge , neere to the Gate.
1635
TO
THE HIGH AND MIGHTY PRINCE,
CHARLES, By the Grace of God,
King of great Britain, France, and
Ireland, Defender of the Faith, &c.
|^ Subjects (my dread Liege) 'tis manifest,
You have the oldst, the greatest, and the
least :
That for an Old,1 a Great? and Little man?
No kingdom (sure) compare with Britain can ;
One, for his extraordinary stature,
Guards well your gates, and by instinct of Nature
(As he is strong), is Loyal, True, and Just,
Fit, and most able, for his Charge and Trust.
The other s small and well composed feature
Deserves the Title of a Pretty Creature :
And doth (or may) retain as good a mind
As Greater men, and be as well inclined.
He may be great in spirit, though small in sight,
Whilst all his best of service, is Delight.
The Oldst, your Subject is ; but for my use,
'Old Parr. "William Evans, "Sir Jeffery Hudson.
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/ make him here, the Siibject of my Muse :
And as his Aged Person gaind the grace,
That where his Sovereign was, to be in place,
And kiss your Royal Hand; I humbly crave,
His Lives Description may Acceptance have.
And us your Majesty hath oft before
LooKd on my Poems ; Pray read this one more.
Your Majesties
most
Humble Subject
and
Servant,
JOHN TAYLOR.
THE OCCASION OF
this Old Man's being brought out
of Shropshire to LONDON.
S it is impossible for the Sun to be without
light, or fire to have no heat ; so is it
undeniable that true Honour is as inse-
parably addicted to Virtue, as the Steel
to the Load-stone ; and without great
violence neither the one or the other can be
sundered. Which manifestly appears, in the convey-
ing out of the Country, of this poor ancient Man ;
Monument I may say, and almost Miracle of Nature.
For the Right Honorable, Thomas Earl of
Arundel and Surrey, Earl Marshal of England, &c.
being lately in Shropshire to visit some Lands and
Manors which his Lordship holds in that County, or,
for some other occasions of Importance, which
caused his Lordship to be there. The Report of
this Aged Man was certified to his Honour ; who
hearing of so remarkable a Piece of Antiquity, his
Lordship was pleased to see him, and in his Innated
Noble and Christian Piety, he took him into his
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charitable tuition and protection ; Commanding that
a Litter and two Horses (for the more easy carriage
of a man so enfeebled and worn with Age) to be
provided for him ; Also, that a Daughter-in-Law of
his (named Lucy] should likewise attend him, and
have a Horse for her own riding with him ; And (to
cheer up the Old Man, and make him merry) there
was an Antique-fac'd-fellow, called Jack or John
the Fool, with a high and mighty no Beard, that had
also a Horse for his carriage. These all were to be
brought out of the Country to London, by easy
Journeys ; the Charges being allowed by his Lord-
ship, and likewise one of his Honours own Servants,
named Bryan Kelly, to ride on horseback with them,
and to attend and defray all manner of Reckonings
and Expenses; all which was done accordingly, as
followeth.
Wilmington is a Hamlet in the Parish of Alber-
bury, near a place called the Welsh Pool, eight miles
from Shrewsbury, from whence he was carried to
Wim, a Town of the Earls aforesaid ; and the next
day to Shefnall (a Manor House of his Lordship)
where they likewise staid one night ; from Shefnall
they came to Wolverhampton, and the next day to
Brimicham® from thence to Coventry; and although
Master Kelly had much to do to keep the people
off that pressed upon him in all places where he
'Birmingham,
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came, yet at Coventry he was most oppressed : for they
came in such multitudes to see the Old Man, that
those that defended him, were almost quite tired
and spent, and the aged man in danger to have been
stifled ; and in a word, the rabble were so unruly
that Bryan was in doubt he should bring his charge
no further ; (so greedy are the vulgar to hearken to,
or gaze after novelties.) The trouble being over,
the next day they passed to Daventry, to Stony
Stratford, to Redburn, and so to London, where he
is well entertain'd and accommodated with all things,
having all the aforesaid attendants, at the sole charge
and cost of his lordship.
One remarkable passage of the Old Mans policy
must not be omitted or forgotten, which is thus.
His three leases of 63. years being expired, he
took his last lease of his landlord (one Master John
Porter] for his life, with which lease, he hath lived
more than 50 years (as is further hereafter declared;)
but this Old Man would (for his wife's sake) renew
his lease for years, which his landlord would not
consent unto ; wherefore old Parr, (having been
long blind) sitting in his chair by the fire, his wife
look'd out of the window, and perceiv'd Master
Edward Porter, the son of his landlord, to come
towards their house, which she told her husband,
saying, Husband, our young landlord is coming
hither: Is he so, said old Parr- I prithee wife
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lay a pin on the ground near my foot, or at my right
toe ; which, she did ; and when young Master
Porter (yet forty years old) was come into the house,
after salutations between them, the Old Man said,
Wife, is not that a Pin which lies at my foot ? Truly
husband, quoth she, it is a pin indeed, so she took
up the Pin, and Master Porter was half in a maze
that the Old Man had recovered his sight again ; but
it was quickly found to be a witty conceit, thereby
to have them to suppose him to be more lively than
he was, because he hop'd to have his lease renew'd
for his wife's sake, as aforesaid.
He hath had two children by his first wife, a
son and a daughter, the boys name was John, and
lived but ten weeks ; the girl was named Joan, and
she lived but three weeks. So that it appears he
hath out-lived the most part of the people that are
living near there, three times over.
THE VERY OLD MAN:
OR,
The Life of Thomas Parr.
IN Old man's twice a child (the proverb
says)
And many old men ne'er saw half his
days
Of whom I write ; for he at first had life,
When York and Lancasters Domestic strife
In her own blood had factious England drench'd,
Until sweet Peace those civil flames had quench'd.
When as fourth Edwards reign to end drew nigh,
John Parr (a man that liv'd by Husbandry)
Begot this Thomas Parr, and born was He
The year of fourteen hundred eighty three.
And as his Fathers Living and his Trade,
Was Plough, and Cart, Scythe, Sickle, Bill, and
Spade ;
The Harrow, Mattock, Flail, Rake, Fork, and
Goad,
And Whip, and how to load, and to Unload ;
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Old Tom hath shew'd himself the Son of John,
And from his Fathers function hath not gone.
Yet I have read of as mean Pedigrees,
That have attain'd to Noble dignities :
Agathocles, a Potters Son, and yet
The Kingdom of Sicily he did get.
Great Tamberlane, a Scythian Shepherd was,
Yet (in his time) all Princes did surpass.
First Ptolomy (the King of Egypts land)
A poor mans Son of Alexanders Band.
Dioclesian, Emperor, was a Scriveners Son,
And Probus from a Gard'ner th' Empire won.
Pertinax was a Bondman s Son, and wan
The Empire ; So did Valentinian,
Who was the off-spring of a Rope-maker,
And Maximinus of a Mule-driver.
And if I on the truth do righly glance,
Hugh Capet was a Butcher, King of France.
By this I have digressed, I have expressed
Promotion comes not from the East or West.
So much for that, now to my Theme again :
This Thomas Parr hath liv'd th'expired reign
Of ten great Kings and Queens, th'eleventh now
sways
The Sceptre, (blest by th'ancient of all days)
He hath surviv'd the Edwards, fourth and fifth ;
And the third Richard, who made many a shift
To place the Crown on his Ambitious head ;
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The seventh and eight brave Henries both are dead,
Sixth Edward, Mary, Philip, Elizabeth,
And blest remembred James, all these by death
Have changed life, and almost 'leven years since
The happy reign of Charles our gracious Prince,
Tom Parr hath liv'd, as by Record appears
Nine months, one hundred fifty, and two years.
Amongst the learn'd, 'tis held in general
That every seventh year's climaterical,
And dang'rous to mans life, and that they be
Most perilous at th'Age of sixty three,
Which is, nine climactericals ; but this Man
Of whom I write, (since first his life began)
Hath liv'd of climactericals such plenty,
That he hath almost out-lived two and twenty.
For by Records, and true Certificate,
From Shropshire late, Relations doth relate,
That He liv'd 17 years with John his Father,
And 1 8 with a Master, which I gather
To be full thirty five ; his Sires decease
Left him four years Possession of a Lease ;
Which past, Lewis Porter Gentleman, did then
For twenty one years grant his Lease agen :
That Lease expir'd, the Son of Lewis called John,
Let him the like Lease, and that time being gone,
Then Hitgh, the Son of John, (last nam'd before)
For one and twenty years sold one lease more.
And lastly, he hath held from John, Hiiglis Son,
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A lease for's life these fifty years, out-run :
And till old Thomas Parr, to Earth again
Return, the last lease must his own remain.
Thus having shew'd th'extention of his Age,
I'll shew some Actions of his Pilgrimage.
A tedious time a Bachelor he tarried,
Full eighty years of age before he married :
His continence, to question I'll not call,
Mans frailty's weak, and oft doth slip and fall.
No doubt but he in four score years might find
In Salop's County, females fair and kind :
But what have I to do with that ; let pass,
At th' age aforesaid he first married was
To Jane, John Taylor s daughter ; and 'tis said,
That she (before he had her) was a maid.
With her he liv'd years three times ten and two,
And then she died, (as all good wives will do.)
She dead, he ten years did a widower stay ;
Then once more ventured in the wedlock way :
And in affection to his first wife Jane,
He took another of that name again ;
(With whom he now doth live) she was a widow
To one nam'd Anthony (and surnam'd Adda)
She was (as by report it doth appear)
Of Gilsells Parish, in Mongomry -shire,
The Daughter of John Lloyd (corruptly Flood)
Of ancient house, and gentle Cambrian Blood.
But hold, I had forgot, in's first wife's time,
He frailly, foully, fell into a Crime,
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Which richer, poorer, older men, and younger,
More base, more noble, weaker men, and stronger
Have fallen into.
The Cytherean, or the Paphaan game,
That thundering Jupiter did oft inflame ;
Most cruel cut-throat Mars laid by his Arms,
And was a slave to Loves enchanting charms,
And many a Pagan god, and semi-god,
The common road of lustful love hath trod :
For from the Emperor to the russet clown,
All states, each sex, from cottage to the Crown,
Have in all Ages since the first Creation,
Been foiled, and overthrown with Loves temptation :
So was old Thomas, for he chanc'd to spy
A Beauty, and Love entered at his eye,
Whose pow'rful motion drew on sweet consent,
Consent drew Action, Action drew Content,
But when the period of those joys were passed,
Those sweet delights were sourly saucM at last.
The flesh retains, what in the Bone is bred,
And one Colts tooth was then in old Toms head,
It may be he was gull'd as some have been,
And suffered punishment for others sin ;
For pleasures like a Trap, a grin, or snare,
Or (like a painted harlot) seems most fair ;
But when she goes away, and takes her leave,
No ugly Beast so foul a shape can have.
Fair Katherine Milton, was this Beauty bright,
io THE VERY OLD MAN : OR
(Fair like an Angel, but in weight too light)
Whose fervent feature did inflame so far
The Ardent fervour of old Thomas Parr,
That for Laws satisfaction, 'twas thought meet,
He should be purg'd, by standing in a Sheet,
Which aged (He) one hundred and five year,
In Alberbiirys Parish Church did wear.
Should All that so offend, such Penance do,
Oh, what a price would Linen rise unto,
All would be turn'd to sheets, our shirts and smocks
Our Table linen, very Porters Frocks
Would hardly 'scape trans-forming, but all's one,
He suffered, and his Punishment is done.
But to proceed, more serious in relation,
He is a Wonder, worthy Admiration,
He's (in these times fill'd with Iniquity)
No Antiquary, but Antiquity ;
For his Longevity's of such extent,
That he's a living mortal Monument.
And as high Towers, (that seem the sky to shoulder)
By eating time, consume away, and moulder,
Until at last in piece meal they do fall ;
Till they are buried in their Ruins All :
So this Old Man, his limbs their strength have left,
His teeth all gone, (but one) his sight bereft,
His sinews shrunk, his blood most chill and cold,
Small solace, Imperfections manifold:
Yet still his sp'rits possess his mortal Trunk;
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Nor are his senses in his ruins shrunk,
But that his Hearing's quick, his stomach good,
He'll feed well, sleep well, well digest his food.
He will speak heartily, laugh, and be merry;
Drink Ale, and now and then a cup a Sherry;
Loves Company, and Understanding talk,
And (on both sides held up) will sometimes walk.
And though old Age his face with wrinkles fill,
He hath been handsome, and is comely still,
Well fac'd ; and though his Beard not oft corrected,
Yet neat it grows, not like a Beard neglected ;
From head to heel, his body hath all over,
A Quick-set, Thick-set nat'ral hairy cover.
And thus (as my dull weak Invention can)
I have Anatomiz'd this poor Old Man.
Though Age be incident to most transgressing,
Yet Time well spent, makes Age to be a blessing.
And if our studies would but deign to look,
And seriously to ponder Natures Book,
We there may read, that Man, the noblest Creature,
By riot and excess doth murder Nature.
This man ne'er fed on dear compounded dishes,
Of Metamorphos'd beasts, fruits, fowls, and fishes,
The earth, the air, the boundless Ocean
Were never rak'd nor forag'd for this Man ;
Nor ever did Physician to (his cost)
Send purging Physic through his guts in post ;
In all his life time he was never known,
B
1 2 THE VERY OLD MAN : OR
That drinking others healths, he lost his own ;
The Dutch, the French, the Greek, and Spanish
Grape,
Upon his reason never made a rape ;
For Ryot, is for Troy, an anagram ;
And Ryot, wasted Troy, with sword and flame :
And surely that which will a kingdom spill,
Hath much more power one silly man to kill,
Whilst sensuality the palate pleases,
The body's filled with surfeits, and diseases ;
By riot (more than war) men slaughtered be,
From which confusion this old man is free.
He once was catched in the venereal sin,
And (being punished) did experience win,
That careful fear his Conscience so did strike,
He never would again attempt the like.
Which to our understandings may express
Mens days are shortened through lasciviousness,
And that a competent contenting diet
Makes men live long, and soundly sleep in quiet.
Mistake me not, I speak not to debar
Good fare of all sorts ; for all Creatures are
Made for mans use, and may by Man be us'd,
Not by voracious Gluttony abus'd.
For he that dares to scandal or deprave
Good house-keeping ; Oh hang up such a knave,
Rather commend (what is not to be found)
Than injure that which makes the world renowned.
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Bounty hath got a spice of Lethargy,
And liberal noble Hospitality
Lies in consumption, almost pin'd to death,
And Charity benum'd, near out of Breath.
May Englands few good house-keepers be blest
With endless glory, and eternal Rest ;
And may their goods, lands, and their happy seed
With heav'ns blest blessings multiply and breed.
'Tis madness to build high with stone and lime,
Great houses, that may seem the clouds to climb,
With spacious halls, large galleries, brave rooms
Fit to receive a King, Peers, Squires, and grooms
Amongst which rooms, the devil hath put a witch in,
And made a small Tobacco-box the Kitchen ;
For Covetousness the Mint of Mischief is,
And Christian Bounty the Highway to Bliss.
To wear a farm in shoe-strings edged with gold,
And spangled 'Garters worth a Copy hold :
A hose and doublet ; which a Lordship cost,
A gaudy cloak (three Manors price almost)
A Beaver, Band, and Feather for the head,
(Priz'd at the Churches tythe, the poor mans bread)
For which the Wearers are fear'd, and abhorr'd
Like Jeroboams golden Calves ador'd.
This double, treble aged man, I wot,
Knows and remembers when these things were not ;
Good wholesome labour was his exercise,
Down with the Lamb, and with the Lark would rise,
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In mire and toiling sweat he spent the day,
And (to his team) he whistled time away :
The Cock his night- Gfo/£, and till day was done,
His Watch, and chief Sun- Dial, was the Sun.
He was of old Pythagoras opinion,
That green cheese was most wholesome (with an
onion)
Course Meslin1 bread, and for his daily swig,
Milk, Butter-milk, and Water, Whey, and Whig ;
Sometimes Metheglin2, and by fortune happy,
He sometimes sipp'd a Cup of Ale most nappy,
Cider, or Perry, when he did repair
T'a Whitsun Ale, Wake, Wedding, or a Fair,
Or when in Christmas time he was a Guest
At his good Land-lords house amongst the rest :
Else he had little leisure time to waste,
Or (at the alehouse) huff-cap Ale to taste.
Nor did he ever hunt a Tavern Fox,
Ne'er knew a Coach, Tobacco, or the Pox ;
His physic was good butter, which the soil
Of Salop yields, more sweet than Candy oil,
And Garlick he esteemed above the rate
Of Venice- Treacle, or best Mithridate.
He entertained no Gout, no Ache he felt,
The air was good and temperate where he dwelt,
Whilst Mavisses, and sweet tongued Nightingales
'MESLIN, a mixture of different sorts of grain.
•METHEGLIN, a beverage made of honey and water.
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Did chant him Roundelays, and Madrigals.
Thus living within bounds within bounds of Natures
Laws,
Of his long lasting life may be some cause.
For though th' Almighty all mans days do measure,
And doth dispose of life and death at pleasure,
Yet Nature being wrong'd, mans days and date
May be abridg'd, and God may tolerate.
But had the Father of this Thomas Parr,
His Grandfather, and his Great grandfather,
Had their lives threads so long a length been spun,
They (by succession) might from Sire to Son
Have been unwritten Chronicles, and by
Tradition shew Times mutability.
Then Parr might say he heard his Father well,
Say that his Grand-fire heard his Father tell
The death of famous Edward the confessor,
(Harold) and William Conq'ror his successor ;
How his Son Robert wan Jerusalem,
O'er-came the Saracens, and Conquer'd them :
How Rufus reign'd, and's Brother Henry next,
And how usurping Stevn this kingdom vext :
How Maud the Empress (the first Henries daughter)
To gain her Right fill'd England full of slaughter :
Of second Henry s Rosamond the fair,
Of Richard Cceur-de-lion, his brave heir
King John, and of the foul suspicion
Of Arthurs death, Johns elder Brothers Son.
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Of the third Henrys long reign (sixty years)
The Barons wars, the loss of wrangling Peers,
How Long-shanks did the Scots and French
convince,
Tam'd Wales, and made his hapless son their Prince.
How second Edward was Carnarvon call'd,
Beaten by Scots, and by his Queen inthrall'd.
How the third Edward, fifty years did reign,
And t'honor'd Garters Order did ordain.
Next how the second Richard liv'd and died,
And how fourth Henries faction did divide
The Realm with civil (most uncivil) war
'Twixt long contending York and Lancaster.
How the fifth Henry swayed, and how his son
Sixth Henry a sad Pilgrimage did run.
Then of fourth Edward, and fair Mistress Shore,
King Edwards Concubine Lord Hastings ( — — )
Then how fifth Edward murdered with a trick
Of the third Richard ; and then how that Dick
Was by seventh Henries slain at Bosworth field ;
How he and's son th'eighth Henry, here did wield
The Sceptre ; how sixth Edward sway'd,
How Mary rul'd, and how that royal maid
Elizabeth did Govern (best of Dames)
And Phanix-\&& expir'd, and how just James
("Another Phcenix) from her Ashes claims
The right of Britain s Sceptre, as his own,
But (changing for a better) left the Crown
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Where now 'tis, with King Charles, and may it be
With him, and his most blest posterity
Till time shall end ; be they on Earth renown'd,
And after with Eternity be crown'd.
Thus had Parr had good breeding, (without
reading)
He from his sire, and Grand sires sire proceeding, .
By word of mouth might tell most famous things
Done in the reigns of all those Queens and Kings.
But he in Husbandry hath been brought up,
And ne'er did taste the Heliconian cup,
He ne'er knew History, nor in mind did keep
Ought, but the price of corn, hay, kine, or sheep.
Day found him work, and night allowed him rest.
Nor did Affairs of State his brain molest.
His high'st Ambition was, A tree to lop,
Or at the furthest to a May-poles top,
His Recreation, and his Mirths discourse
Hath been the Piper, and the hobby-horse.
And in this simple sort, he hath with pain,
From Childhood liv'd to be a Child again.
'Tis strange, a man that is in years so grown
Should not be rich ; but to the world 'tis known,
That he that's born in any Land, or Nation,
Under a Twelve-pence Planet's Denomination,
(By working of that Planets influence)
Shall never live to be worth thirteen pence.
1 8 THE VERY OLD MAN ; OR
Whereby (although his Learning cannot show it)
He's rich enough to be (like me) a Poet.
But ere I do conclude, I will relate
Of reverend Age's Honourable state ;
Where shall a young man good Instructions have,
But from the Ancient, from Experience grave ?
Rehoboam, (Son and Heir to Solomon)
Rejecting ancient Counsel, was undone
Almost ; for ten of the twelve tribes fell
To Jeroboam King of Israel.
And all wise Princes, and great Potentates
Select and chose Old men, as Magistrates,
Whose Wisdom, and whose reverend Aspect,
Knows how and when to punish or protect
The Patriarchs long lives before the Flood,
Were given them (as 'tis righly understood)
To store and multiply by procreations,
That people should inhabit and breed Nations.
That th'Ancients their Prosperities might show
The secrets deep of Nature, how to know
To scale the sky with learned Astronomy,
And found the Oceans deep profundity ;
But chiefly how to serve, and to obey
God, who did make them out of slime and clay ;
Should men live now, as long as they did then,
The Earth could not sustain the Breed of Men.
Each man had many wives, which Bigamy,
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Was such increase to their Posterity,
That one old man might see before he died,
That his own only off-spring had supplied
And Peopled Kingdoms.
But now so brittle's the estate of man,
That (in Comparison) his life's a span.
Yet since the Flood it may be proved plain,
That many did a longer life retain,
Than him I write of ; for Arphaxad liv'd
Four hundred thirty eight, Shelah surviv'd
Four hundred thirty three years, Eber more,
For he liv'd twice two hundred sixty four.
Two hundred years Terah was alive,
And Abrham liv'd one hundred seventy five.
Before Job's Troubles, holy writ relates,
His sons and daughters were at marriage states,
And after his restoring, 'tis most clear,
That he surviv'd one hundred forty year.
John Buttadeus (if report be true)
Is his name that is styl'd, The Wandering Jew,
'Tis said, he saw our Saviour die ; and how
He was a man then, and is living now ;
Whereof Relations you (that will) may read ;
But pardon me, 'tis no part of my Creed.
Upon a Germans Age, 'tis written thus,
That one Johannes de Temporibus
Was Armour-bearer to brave Charlemagne,
And that unto the age he did attain
2O THE VERY OLD MAN ; OR
Of years three hundred sixty one, and then
Old John of Times return'd to Earth agen.
And noble Nestor, at the siege of Troy,
Had liv'd three hundred years both Man and boy.
Sir Walter Raleigh (a most learned Knight)
Doth of an Irish Countess, Desmond, write
Of seven score years of Age, he with her spake :
The Lord Saint Albanes doth more mention make
That she was Married in Fourth Edwards reign,
Thrice shed her Teeth, which three time came
again.
The Highland Scots and the Wild Irish are
Long liv'd with Labour hard, and temperate fare.
Amongst the Barbarous Indians some live strong
And lusty, near two hundred winters long ?
So as I said before, my verse now says
By wronging Nature, men cut off their days.
Therefore (as Times are) He I now write on,
The age of all in Britain hath out gone ;
All those that were alive when he had Birth,
Are turn'd again unto their mother earth,
If any of them live, and do reply,
I will be sorry, and confess, I lie.
For had he been a Merchant, then perhaps,
Storms, Thunderclaps, or fear of Afterclaps,
Sands, Rocks, or Roving Pirates, Gusts and storms
Had made him (long ere this) the food of worms.
Had he a Mercer or a Silk-man been,
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And trusted much in hope great gain to win,
And late and early strived to get or save,
His Grey head long ere now had been i'th Grave.
Or had he been a Judge or Magistrate,
Or of Great Counsel in Affairs of state
Then days important business, and nights cares
Had long ere this, Interr'd his hoary hairs :
But as I writ before, no care opprest him,
Nor ever did Affairs of State molest him.
Some may object, that they will not believe
His Age to be so much, for none can give
Account thereof, Time being past so far,
And at his Birth there was no Register.
The Register was ninety seven years since
Giv'n by th'eight Henry (that Illustrious Prince)
Th'year fifteen hundred forty wanting twain)
And in the thirtieth year of that Kings reign ;
So old Parr now, was almost an old man,
Near sixty ere the Register began.
I have writ as. much as Reason can require,
How Times did pass, how Leases did expire ;
And Gentlemen o'th County did Relate
T'our gracious King by their Certificate
His age, and how time with grey hairs hath crowned
him ;
And so I leave him older than I found him.
22 A Postscript.
|HE changes of Manners, the variations of
Customs, the mutability of Times, the
shiftings of Fashions, the alterations of
Religions, the diversities of Sects, and the inter-
mixture of Accidents which hath happened since the
Birth of this old Thomas Parr, in this Kingdom ;
although all of them are not to be held worthy of
mentioning, yet many of them are worthy to be had
in memory.
In the sixth year of his Age, and in the second
year of the reign of King Henry the seventh, one
Lambert Symnel, (the Son of a Baker) claimed the
Crown, and was crowned King of Ireland, and
Proclaimed King of England in the City of Dublin:
This Paltry fellow did put the King to much cost
and trouble, for he landed with an Army at Fowdrey
in Lancashire, and at a place called Stoke, the King
met him, and after a sharp and short battle, over-
came and took him, and pardoningfjiim his Life,
gave him a Turn-broaches1 place in the Kitchen, and
afterwards made him one of his Falconers. Anno.
1487.
In the tenth year of his Age, and the eighth of
Henry the seventh another Youngster, whose name
was Perkin Warbeck (as some write, a Tinkers Son
in' Tournay) some say his Father was a Jew; not-
1 BROACH. — i.e., a spit.
A Postscript. 23
withstanding, he likewise put the King to much
charge and trouble, for he was assisted with soldiers
from Scotland and France ; besides, many joined
with him in England, till at the last, the King took
him, and (on his true Confession, pardon'd him) he
falling again to his old Practice, was executed at
Tyburn, 1499.
The same year also, a Shoemakers Son,
dwelling in Bishopsgate-street, likewise claimed the
Crown, under the name of Edward, Earl of
Warwick, the Son of George, Duke of Clarence,
Brother to King Edward the fourth ; but this young
Shoemaker, ended his claim in a halter at Saint
Thomas a Waterings* ; which was a warning for him,
not to surpass Ne Sutor Ultra Crepidam.
Another Counterfeit, the Son of a Miller
claimed the Crown, (in the second year of Queen
Marys reign) saying that he was King Edward the
sixth; but the tenth of May 1552, those Royal
Opinions were whip'd out of him for a while, till he
fell to his old claim again, and purchas'd a hanging
the thirteenth of March following. So much for
Impostures and Counterfeits.
For Religion, he hath known the Times of
divers Sects and Changes, as the Romish Catholic
Religion from his Birth, till the 24 year of King
THOMAS-A- WATERINGS. — A place of execution for the county of Surrey,
situated close to the second mile-stone on the Old Kent-road.
24 A Postscript.
Henry the eight, the time of 50 years ; And the 26
of his reign (the King's understanding being Illumi-
nated from above) he cast the Pope's authority out
of this Kingdom, 1534, and restored the Ancient
and Primitive Religion, which continued under the
Title of Protestants, till the end of his Son, King
Edward the sixth his reign, which was near about
20 years, then was a bloody alteration, or return to
Papistry for more than 5 years, all the reign of Queen
Mary ; since whose death, the Pr.otestant Religion
again was happily restored, continued and main-
tained by the Defenders of the True, Ancient,
Catholic, and Apostolic Faith, these 66 years and
more, under the blessed Governments of Queen
Elizabeth, King James, and King Charles. All
which time, Thomas Parr hath not been troubled
in mind for either the building or throwing down of
Abbeys, and Religious Houses ; nor did he ever
murmur at the manner of Prayers, let them be Latin
or English, he held it safest to be of the Religion of
the King or Queen that were in being ; for he knew
that he came raw into the world, and accounted it no
point of wisdom to be broiled out of it : His name
was never questioned for affirming or denying the
Kings Supremacy : He hath known the time when
men were so mad as to kneel down and pray, before
a Block, a Stock, a Stone, a Picture, or a Relic of a
He or She Saint departed ; and he liv'd in a time
A Postscript. 25
when mad men would not bow their knee at the
name of Jesus ; that are more afraid to see a white
Surplice, than to wear a white Sheet ; that despise
the Cross (in anything but money) that hold Latin
to be the language of the beast, and hate it deadly
because the Pope speaks it ; that would patch up a
Religion with untemper'd Morter, out of their own
Brains, not grounded upon the true Corner-stone ;
who are furnish'd with a lazy idle Faith ; that holds
good works a main Point of Popery ; that hold their
Religion truest, because it is contrary to all Order
and Discipline, both of Church and Common-
wealth : These are sprung up since old Tom Parr
was born.
But he hath out-lived many Sectaries and
Heretics ; for in the 32 year of the reign of King
Henry the eighth, 1 540. the 3. of May, three Ana-
baptists were burnt in the High-way, between
Soutkwark and Newington. In the fourth year of
King Edward the sixth, one George of Paris, a
Dutchman, was burned in Smithfield, for being an
Arian Heretic, 1551. 1583, One John Lewis
denied the Godhead of Christ, was burnt at
Norwich, in the 26 year of Elizabeth. Not long
before that, there was one Joan Butcher (Alias)
Joan of Kent, burnt for the like.
In the third year of Queen Elizabeths reign,
one William Geffrey affirmed one John Moore to be
26 A Postscript.
Christ, but they were both whipped out of that
presumptuous Opinion, 1561.
In the 17 of Queen Elizabeth, the Sect of the
Family of Love began 1575, but it took no deep
root.
In the 21 of Queen Elizabeth, one Matthew
Harmont was burned at Norwich for denying Christ
to be our Saviour.
In the 33 of Queen Elizabeth, one William
Hacket was hanged for professing himself to be
Christ, 1591.
In the 9 year of king James, the 1 1 of April,
1611, one Edward Wightman was burned at Litch-
jield for Arianism.
So much have I written concerning Sects and
Heresies which have been in this Kingdom in his
time, now I treat of some other Passages.
He hath out-lived six great Plagues. He was
born long before we had much use of Printing: for
it was brought into this Kingdom 1472. and it was
long after ere it was in use.
He was above 80 years old before any Guns
were made in England, 1535.
The Vintners sold no Sacks, Muscadels,
Malmseys, Bastards, Allegants, nor any other Wines
but White and Claret, till the 33 year of King Henry
the eight 1543, and then was Old Parr 60 years of
age: all those sweet Wines were sold till that time
A Postscript. 27
at the Apothecaries for no other use, but for
Medicines.
There was no Starch used in England. A
Flanders woman, one Mistress Dinghen Vandein
Plasse brought in the use of Starch, 1564: and then
was this man near 80 years old.
There were no Bands worn till King Henry the
eights time; for he was the first King that ever wore
a Band in England, 1513.
Women's Masques, Busks, Muffs, Fans, Peri-
wigs, and Bodkins, were invented by Italian
Courtezans, and transported through France into
England, in the ninth of Queen Elizabeth.
Tobacco was first brought into England by Sir
John Hawkins, 1565, but it was first brought into
use by Sir Walter Raleigh many years after.
He was 81 years old before there was any
Coach in England : for the first that ever was seen
here, was brought out of the Netherlands, by one
William Boonen a Diitch-man, who gave a coach to
Queen Elizabeth, (for she had been seven years a
Queen before she had any Coach) since when, they
have increased (with a mischief) and ruined all the
best House-keeping, to the undoing of the Water-
men, by the multitudes of Hackney or hired
Coaches : but they never swarmed so thick to pester
the streets, as they do now, till the year, 1605,"" and
*During the hearing of the case of the Mid-London Railway Company
before the Select Committee of the House of Commons, April, 1872, some
28 A Postscript.
then was the Gun-powder Treason hatched, and at
that time did the coaches breed and multiply.
He hath out-lived the Fashion at least 40 times
over and over.
He hath known many Changes of Scarcity (or
Dearth) and Plenty: but I speak only of the
Plenty.
In the year 1499, the 15 of Henry 7, Wheat
was sold for 4^. the quarter, or 6d. the bushel, and
Bay salt at \d. and Wine at 40 shillings the tun,
(which is about three farthings the quart.)
curious details were elicited relative to the street traffic of London.
Mr. W. Casey, , a traffic taker, gave evidence that on the 28th of March last, in
Cheapside, from 8 a.m. to 12 midnight, 9,032 vehicles passed a given point,
and 80,257 passengers on foot or in omnibuses and private carriages. At the
Post-office end of Newgate-street the number of vehicles was 9,322, and
of passengers 64,212. The traffic was taken at twelve stations on or near
the line of the proposed railway. In Oxford-street, near Tottenham-court-road,
the number of vehicles was 8,803, an£l °f passengers 62, 1 10. In the same tho-
roughfare, near Regent-circus, the number of vehicles was 9,361, and of passen-
gers 68,872. The witness stated that it had been ascertained that 853 omnibuses
passed along Oxford-street in each direction, east and west, daily. The propor-
tions of vehicles of various kinds, and of passengers and their modes of convey-
ance, varied considerably at thedifferent points of observation. For the sixteen
hours from 8a.m. to 12 p.m. the numbers in Cheapside, near Old Jewry, were:
— Omnibuses, 2,604; cabs, 3,477; four-wheeled waggons, 1,438 ; two-wheeled
carts, 1,104 5 private carriages, four wheels, 326 ; private carriages, two
wheels, 83. Passengers on foot, 54.677; in omnibuses, 21,247; m cabs, 3,307;
in private carriages, 1,022; equestrians, 4. Mr. Haywood, engineer to the
Commissioners of Sewers, gave evidence as to the street improvements that had
been effected in the city of London during the last 25 years, amounting to
more than 150 in number. He spoke also to the density of the population of
different parts of London, and of the districts that would be accommodated by
the proposed railway. St. Luke's contained a population of 159,909 to the square
mile. The whole population of the City proper was 74,000. In the observa-
tions of street traffic, made under direction, he had found that on different days
in February last there passed in 12 hours a point in Oxford -street, between
Tottenham-court-road and Regent-street, 8,236 carriages ; near Great Turn-
stile, 10,560 carriages; at the Mansion House, east of the junction with Queen
Victoria-street, 13,660 carriages. In Newgate-street 33,000 foot passengers
passed a given point in 12 hours ; and in the Poultry, before Queen Victoria-
street was opened, the foot passengers numbered 75,100 in 12 hours.
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In the first of Queen Mary, Beer was sold for
sixpence the Barrel, (the Cask and all) and three
great loaves for one penny.
In the year 1557, the fifth of Queen Mary, the
Penny Wheaten Loaf was in weight, 56 ounces, and
many places people would change a Bushel of Corn
for a Pound of Candles.
So much shall suffice for the declaring of some
Changes and Alterations that have happened in his
time.
Now for a Memorial of his Name, I'll give a
little touch. I will not search for the Antiquity of
the name of Parr, but I find it to be an Honorable
name in the 12 year of King Edward ti\t fourth, the
King sent Sir William Parr Knight, to seize upon
the Archbishop of Yorks Goods, at a place called
the Moor, in Hartfordshire, 1472 : this Sir William
Parr was Knight of the Right Honourable Order
of the Garter.
In the 22 of Edward the fourth, the same Sir
William Parr went with an Army towards Scotland,
with Richard Duke of Gloster.
In the year 1543, the 35 year of King Henry
the eight, July 22, the King was married to Lady
Katharine Parr ; and the 24 of December, following,
the Queen's .Brother, William Lord Parr, was
created Earl of Essex, and Sir William Parr their
Uncle was made Lord Parr of Norton, and Cham-
3O A Postscript.
berlain to the Queen, and the first of King Edward
the sixth, William Parr, Earl of Essex was created
Marques of Northampton; and in the 4 year of
King Edwards reign 1550, the said Marques was
made Lord Great Chamberlain of England, and on
the last of April, 1552, he (amongst other Lords)
Mustered 100 brave well appointed Horsemen of
his own charge before King Edward in the Park at
Greenwich (his Cognisance or Crest being the
Maidenhead] in the first of Queen Mary he took
part with the Lady Jane against the Queen, for
which he was taken and committed to the Tower,
July 26, and (contrary to expectation) released
again shortly after, March 24.
Also the first of Queen Elizabeth, William
Parr, Marquess of Northampton sat in Westminster
Hall, Lord High Steward, upon a Trial of William
Lord Wentworth, (who had been late Lord Deputy
of Calais; which noble Lord Wentworth, came off
most Honourably acquitted, April 22.
After the death of King \\enry the eighth,
Queen Katherine Parr was married to Sir Thomas
Seymour, Lord High Admiral, and she died the 2 of
September, 1548.
And thus I lay down the Pen, leaving it to
whomsoever can, or will make more of this Old
Man, than I have
DONE.
THE GREAT EATER
OF KENT,
OR PART OF THE ADMIRABLE TEETH
and Stomach Exploits of
Nicholas Wood, of Harrisom,
in the Coimty of Kent, His Excessive manner
of Eating without manners in strange
and trve manner described
BY IOHN TAYLOR.
LONDON,
Printed by Eliz. All-de for Henry Gosson.
1630.
THE GREAT EATER OF KENT.
'ECORDS and Histories do make memora-
ble mention of the diversity of qualities
of sundry famous persons, men and
women, in all the Countries and Regions
of the world, how some are remembered
for their Piety and Pity ; some for Justice ;
some for Seventy, for Learning, Wisdom, Temperance,
Constancy, Patience, with all the virtues Divine, and
moral : Some again, have purchased a memory for
greatness and tallness of body; some for dwarfish
smallness; some for beautiful outsides, fair feature
and composition of limbs and stature, many have
gotten an earthly perpetuity for cruelty and murder,
as Nero, Commodus, and others : for Lechery, as
Heliogabalus: for drunkenness, Tiberius, (alias
Biberius:) for effeminacy, as Sardanapalus : for
gluttony, Aulus Vitellius, who at one supper was
served with two thousand sorts of fishes, and seven
thousand fowls, as Suetonius writes in his ninth book,
and Josephiis in his fifth book of the Jews wars.
Caligiila was famous for ambition, for he would be
2 The Great Eater of Kent.
ador'd as a God, though he liv'd like a Devil,
poisoning his Uncle, and deflowering all his Sisters :
And in all ages and countries, time hath still pro-
duc'd particular persons, men and women, either for
their virtues or their vices, to be remembered, that
by meditating on the good, we may be imitating their
goodness, and by viewing the bad, we might be
eschewing their vices.
To descend lower to more familiar examples, I
have known a great man very expert on the Jew-
harp ; a rich heir excellent at Noddy,1 a Justice of the
Peace skilful at Quoits ; a Merchants wife a quick
gamester at Irish2 (especially when she came to bear-
ing of men) that she would seldom miss entering.
Monsieur La Ferr a Frenchman, was the first
inventor of the admirable Game of Double-hand,
Hot-cockles, and Gregory Dawson an Englishman,
devised the unmatchable mystery of Blind-man's-
buff. Some have the agility to ride Post, some the
facility to run Post; some the dexterity to write
Post, and some the ability to speak, Post. For I
have heard a fellow make a Hackney of his tongue,
and in a moment he hath gallop'd a lie from China
to London, without bridle or saddle. Others do
speak Post, in a thick shuffling kind of ambling trot,
and that in such speed, that one of them shall talk
1NoDDY, an old game at cards, conjectured to be the same as cribbage.
"IRISH, similar to backgammon.
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more in one quarter of an hour, than shall be under-
stood in seven years. And as every one hath par-
ticular qualities to themselves, and dissonant from
others, so are the manners of lives (or livings) of all
men and women various one from another ; as some
get their living by their tongues, as Interpreters,
Lawyers, Orators, and Flatterers ; some by tails, as
Maquerellaes,* Concubines, Curtezans, or in plain
English, Whores ; some by their feet, as Dancers,
Lackeys, Footmen, and Weavers, and Knights of the
public or common order of the fork ; some by their
brains, as Politicians, Monopolists, Projectmongers,
Suit-joggers, and Star-gazers ; some (like the Sala-
mander) live by fire, as the whole race of TubalCain,
the Vulcanean brood of Blacksmiths, Firemen, Colliers,
Gunners, Gun-founders, and all sorts of metal-men ;
some like the Chameleon, by the air, and such are
Poets, Trumpeters, Cornets, Recorders, Pipers, Bag-
pipers ; and some by smoke, as Tobacconists, Knights
of the Vapour, Gentlemen of the Whiff, Esquires of
the Pipe, Gallants in fumo ; some live by the Water
as Herrings do, such are Brewers, Vintners, Dyers,
Mariners, Fishermen, and Scullers ; and many like
moles live by the Earth, as griping Usurers, racking
Landlords, toiling Ploughmen, moiling Labourers,
painful Gardeners, and others.
Amongst all these before mentioned, and many
more which I could recite, this subject of my pen is
*MAQUERELI.AES. — i.e., bawds, procuresses,
4 The Great Eater of Kent.
not (for his quality) inferior to any : and as near as
I can, I will stretch my wit upon the Tenters, to
describe his name and character, his worthy acts
shall be related after in due time duly.
And, be it known unto all men, to whom these
presents shall come, that I John Taylor, Waterman
of Saint Saviours in Southwark, in the County of
Surrey, the Writer hereof, &c., will write plain truth,
bare and thread-bare, and almost stark-naked-truth,
of the descriptions, and remarkable, memorable
actions of Nicholas Wood, of the Parish of Harrison?
in the County of Kent, Yeoman, for these consider-
ations following.
First, I were to blame to write more than truth,
because that which is known to be true, is enough.
Secondly, that which is only true, is too much.
Thirdly, the truth will hardly be believed, being
so much beyond mans reason to conceive.
Fourthly, I shall run the hazard to be accounted
a great liar, in writing the truth.
Lastly, I will not lie, on purpose to make all
those liars that esteem me so.
Yet by your leave, Master Critic, you must
give me license to flourish my phrases, to embellish
my lines, to adorn my Oratory, to embroider my
speeches, to interlace my words, to draw out my
sayings, and to bumbast the whole suit of the
1HARISOM, — i.e. Harrietsham.
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business for the time of your wearing. For though
truth appeareth best bare in matters of Justice, yet
in this I hold it decent to attire her with such poor
rags as I have, instead of robes.
First then ; the place of his birth, and names of
his parents are to me a mere Terra incognita, as far
from my knowledge, as content from a Usurer, or
honesty from a Bawd, but if he be no Christian, the
matter is not much, he will serve well enough for a
man of Kent ; and if his education had been as his
feeding, it is evident he had been of most mighty
breeding ; he hath gotten a foul name, but I know
not if it came to him by Baptism, for it is partly a
JV^-name, which in the total is Nicholas, I would
abate him but a Saint, and call him Nicholas
Shambles, and were the goodness of his purse
answerable to the greatness of his appetite, out of
all question, no man below the Moon would be a
better customer to a shambles than he, for though
he be chaste of his body, yet his mind is only upon
flesh, he is the only Tugmutton, or Muttonmonger
betwixt Dover and Dunbar : for he hath eaten a
whole sheep of sixteen shillings price, raw at one
meal (pardon me) I think he left the skin, the wool,
the horns, and bones : but what talk I of a sheep,
when it is apparently known, that he hath at one
repast, and with one dish, feasted his carcase with all
manner of meats ? All men will confess that a hog
6 The Great Eater of Kent.
will eat any thing, either fish, flesh, fowl, root, herb,
or excrement, and this same noble Nick Nicholas, or
Nicholas Nick, hath made an end of a hog all at
once, as if it had been but a rabbit sucker, and
presently after, for fruit to recreate his palate, he
hath swallowed three pecks of damsons, thus
(Philosophically) by way of a chemical infusion, as a
hog will eat all things that are to be eaten, so he in
eating the hog, did in a manner of extraction distil
all manner of meats through the limbeck of his
paunch.
But hold a little, I would be loath to cloy my
Reader with too much meat and fruit at once, so that
after your sheep, hog and damsons, I think it best
to suffer you to pause and pick your teeth (if you
have any) whilst I spend a few words more in
paraphrasing upon his surname. Wood is his ap-
pellation, denomination, or how you please to
term it.
Some of the ancient Philosophers have com-
pared men to a Tree with the bottom upwards,
whose root is the brain, the arms, hands, fingers,
legs, feet and toes, are the limbs and branches, the
comparison is very significant, many trees do bring
forth good fruit, so do some few men ; some stately
trees grow high and fair, yet stand for nothing but
shades, and some men grow high and lofty, yet are
nothing but shadows; Some trees are so malignant,
The Great Eater of Kent. 7
that nothing can prosper under the compass of their
branches ; and some men are so unlucky, that very
few can thrive in their service. And as of one part
of a tree a chair of State may be made, and of
another a carved image, and of a third a stool of
office; So men, being compounded and composed all
of one mould and metal, are different and discon-
sonant in estates, conditions, and qualities. Too
many (like the barren Fig-tree) bear leaves of
Hypocrisy, but no fruits of Integrity, who serve only
for a flourish in this life, and a flame in that
hereafter.
So much for that : now to return to my theme
of Wood, (indeed this last digression may make my
Reader think that I could not see wood for trees)
what Wood he is, I know not, but by his face he
should be Maple, or Crabtree, and by his stomach,
sure he is heart of Oak ; some say he is a Meddler,
but by his stature, he seems like a low short Pine,
and certain I am, that he is Popiilar, a well timbered
piece, or a store-house for belly timber.
Now Gentlemen, as I have walked you
amongst the Trees, and through the Wood, I pray sit
down, and take a taste or two more of this
banquet.
What say you to the leaf or fleck of a
brawn new killed, to be of weight eight pound, and
to be eaten hot out of the boars belly raw ? much
8 The Great Eater of Kent.
good do you Gallants, -was it not a glorious dish ?
and presently after (instead of suckets, twelve raw
puddings. I speak not one word of drink all this
while, for indeed he is no drunkard, he abhors that
swinish vice: Alehouses, nor Tapsters cannot nick this
Nick with froth, curtal cans, tragical black-pots,
and double-dealing bumbasted jugs, could never
cheat him, for one pint of beer or ale is enough to
wash down a hog, or water a sheep with him.
Two loins of mutton, and one loin of veal were
but as three sprats to him : Once at Sir Warham
Saint Ledgers house, and at Sir William Sydleyes he
shewed himself so valiant of teeth, and stomach, that
he ate as much as would well have served and sufficed
thirty men, so that his belly -was like to turn bank-
rupt and break, but that the serving-men turned
him to the fire, and anointed his paunch with grease
and butter, to make it stretch and hold ; and after-
wards being laid in bed, he slept eight hours, and
fasted all the while : which when the Knight under-
stood, he commanded him to be laid in the stocks,
and there to endure as long time as he had lain
bedrid with eating.
Pompey the Great, Alexander the Great, Tam-
berlane the Great, Charlemagne or Charles the
Great, Arthur the Great : all these gat the title of
Great, for conquering Kingdoms, and killing of
men ; and surely eating is not a greater sin than
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rapine, theft, manslaughter and murder. Therefore
this noble Eatalian doth well deserve the title of
Great : wherefore I instile him Nicholas the Great
(Eater :) And as these forenamed Greats have
overthrown and wasted Countries, and hosts of
men, with the help of their Soldiers and followers ;
so hath our Nick the Great, (in his own person)
without the help or aid of any man, overcome, con-
quered, and devoured in one week, as much as
would have sufficed a reasonable and sufficient
Army in a day, for he hath at one meal made an
assault upon seven dozen of good rabbits at the
Lord Wottons in Kent, which in the total is four-
score, which number would well have sufficed a
hundred, three-score, and eight hungry soldiers,
allowing to each of them half a rabbit.
Bell, the famous Idol of the Babylonians, was
a mere impostor, a juggling toy, and a cheating
bauble, in comparison of this Nicholaitan Kentish
Tenterbelly, the high and mighty Duke All-paunch,
was but a fiction to him. Milo the Crotonian could
hardly be his equal : and Woolner of Windsor^ was
not worthy to be his footman. A quarter of fat
lamb, and threescore eggs have been but an easy
collation, and three well larded pudding-pies he
IWOOLNER OF WINDSOR. — The Life and Pranks of Long Meg of
Westminster, chap, vii, contains an account of " How she used Woolner
the singing man of Windsor, that was the great eater, and how she made him
pay for his breakfast, "
io The Great Eater of Kent.
hath at one time put to foil, eighteen yards of
black pudding's {London measure) have suddenly
been imprisoned in his souse-tub. A duck raw
with guts, feathers, and all (except the bill and the
long feathers of the wings) hath swam in the whirl-
pool or pond of his maw, and he told me, that
three-score pound of cherries was but a kind of
washing meat, and that there was no tack in them,
for he had tried it at one time. But one John Dale
was too hard for him at a place called Lennam, for
the said Dale had laid a wager that he would fill
Woods belly, with good wholesome victuals for two
shillings, and a gentleman that laid the contrary, did
wager, that as soon as noble Nick had eaten out
Dales two shillings, that he should presently enter
combat with a worthy Knight, called Sir Loin of
Beef, and overthrow him ; in conclusion, Dale
bought six pots of potent, high and mighty ale, and
twelve new penny white loaves, which he sopped
in the said ale, the powerful fume whereof con
quered the conqueror, robbed him of his reason,
bereft him of his wit, violently took away his
stomach, intoxicated his Pia Mater, and entered the
sconce of his Pericranium, blind folded him with
sleep ; setting a nap of nine hours for manacles
upon his thread-bare eyelids, to the preservation of
the roast beef, and the unexpected winning of the
wager.
The Great Eater of Kent. i \
This invincible Ale, victoriously vanquished
the vanquisher, and over our Great Triumpher, was
Triumphant : but there are precedents enough of as
potent men as our Nicholas, that have subdued
Kings and Kingdoms, and yet they themselves
have been captured and conquered by drink ; we
need recite no more examples but the Great
Alexander, and Holof ernes, their ambition was
boundless, and so is the stomach of my pens sub-
ject, for all the four Elements cannot cloy him, fish
from the deepest ocean, or purest river, fairest pond,
foulest ditch, or dirtiest puddle, he hath a receipt
for fowl of all sorts, from the Wren to the Eagle,
from the titmouse to the ostrich or cassowary, his
paunch is either a coop or a roost for them : he hath
(within himself) a stall for the ox, a room for
the cow, a sty for the hog, a park for the
deer, a warren for conies, a store - house for
fruit, a dairy for milk, cream, curds, whey, butter-
milk, and cheese : his mouth is a mill of perpetual
motion, for let the wind or the water rise or fall, yet
his teeth will ever be grinding ; his guts are the
rendezvous or meeting place or burse for the beasts
of the fields, the fowls of the air, and fishes of the
sea ; and though they be never so wild or disagreeing
in Nature, one to another, yet he binds or grinds
them to the peace, in such manner, that they never
fall at odds again. His eating of a sheep, a hog,
12 The Great Eater of Kent.
and a duck raw, doth shew that he is free from the
sin of niceness or curiosity in his diet. (It had been
happy for the poor, if their stomachs had been of
that constitution, when sea coals were so dear here.)
Besides, he never troubles a larder, or cupboard to
lay cold meat in, nor doth he keep any cats or traps
in his house to destroy vermin, he takes so good a
course, that he lays or shuts up all safe within him-
self ; in brief, give him meat, and he ne'er stands upon
the cookery ; he cares not for the peacock of Samos,
the woodcock of Phrygia, the cranes of Malta, the
pheasants of England, the capercailzie, the heathcock,
and ptarmigan of Scotland, the goat of Wales, the
salmon, and usquebaugh of Ireland, the sausage of
Bolognia, the skink of Westphalia, the Spanish
potatoe, he holds as a bauble, and the Italian fig he
esteems as poison.
He is an Englishman, and English diet will
serve his turn. If the Norfolk Dumpling, and the
Devonshire white-pot, be at variance, he will atone
them, the bag-puddings of Gloucester shire, the
black-puddings of Worcester shire, the pan-puddings
of Shropshire, the white puddings of Somersetshire,
the hasty puddings of Hampshire, and the pudding-
pies of any shire, all is one to him, nothing comes
amiss, a contented mind is worth all, and let any
thing come in the shape of fodder, or eating stuff, it
is welcome, whether it be sausage, or custard, or
The Great Eater of Kent. 13
egg-pie, or cheese-cake, or flawn, or fool, or froise, or
tansy, or pancake, or fritter, or flapjack, or posset,
galley -maw frey, mackeroon, kickshaw, or tantablin,
hejs no pulling meacock, nor in all his life time the
queasyness of his stomach needed any saucy spur
or switch of sour verjuice or acute vinegar, his
appetite is no straggler, nor is it ever to seek, for he
keeps it close prisoner, and like a courteous kind
jailor, he is very tender over it, not suffering it to
want any thing if he can by any means procure it :
indeed it was never known to be so far out of
reparations, that it needed the assistance of caudle,
aleberry, julep, cullis, gruel, or stewd-broth, only a
mess of plain frugal country pottage was always
sufficient for him, though it were but a washing-bowl
full, of the quantity of two pecks, which pottenger
of his, I my self saw at the sign of the white Lion
at a village called Harrisom, in Kent, the Hostess
of which house did affirm, that he did at once wash
down that bowl full of pottage, with nine penny
loaves of bread, and three jugs of beer.
Indeed, in my presence (after he had broken his
fast) having (as he said) eaten one pottle of milk,
one pottle of pottage, with bread, butter, and cheese :
1 then sent for him, to the aforesaid Inn, and after
some accommodated salutations, I asked him if he
could eat anything ? He gave me thanks, and said,
if he had known, that any gentleman would have
14 The Great Eater of Kent.
invited him, that he would have spared his breakfast
at home, (and with that he told me as aforesaid,
what he had eaten) yet nevertheless (to do me a
courtesy) he would shew me some small cast of his
office, for he had one hole or corner in the profundity
of his store-house, into which he would stow or be-
stow any thing that the house would afford, at his
peril and my cost. Whereupon I summoned my
Hostess with three knocks upon the table, two
stamps on the floor with my fist and foot, at which
she made her personal appearance with a low curtsy,
and inquisitive What lack ye ? I presently laid the
authority of a bold guest upon her, commanding that
all the victuals in the house should be laid on the
table. She said, she was but slenderly provided, by
reason goodman Wood was there, but what she had,
or could do, we should presently have : so the cloth
was displayed, the salt was advanc'd, six penny
wheaten loaves were mounted two stories high like
a rampier, three sixpenny veal pies, wall'd stifly
about, and well victual'd within, were presented to
the hazard of the Scalado, one pound of sweet butter
(being all fat and no bones) was in a cold sweat at
this mighty preparation, one good dish of thornback,
white as Alabaster or the snow upon the Scithian
mountains, and in the rear came up an inch thick
shiver of a peck household loaf ; all which provision
were presently, in the space of an hour utterly con-
The Great Eater of Kent. 15
founded, and brought to nothing, by the mere and
only valourous dexterity of our unmatchable grand
Gormand. He courageously pass'd the pikes, and
I cleared the shot, but the house yielded no more, so
that my guest arose unsatisfied, and myself dis-
contented in being thrifty and saving my money
against my will.
I did there offer him twenty ^hillings to bring
him up to me to my house on the Bankside, and
there I would have given him as much good meat,
as he would eat in ten days, one after another, and
five shillings a day every day, and at the ten days
end, twenty shillings more, to bring him down again.
I did also offer ten shillings to one Jeremy Robinson
a glover (a man very inward with him) to attend
and keep him company, and two shillings sixpence
the day, with good diet and lodging : all which were
once accepted, until Wood began to ruminate and
examine what service he was to do, for these large
allowances. Now my plot was to have him to the
Bear-garden, and there before a house full of people,
he should have eaten a wheel-barrow full of tripes,
and the next day, as many puddings as should
reach over the Thames (at a place which I would
measure betwixt London and Richmond) the third
day, I would have allowed him a fat calf, or sheep
of twenty shillings price, and the fourth day he
should have had thirty sheeps gathers,* thus from
*SHEEPS GATHERS — i.e., the pluck.
1 6 The Great Eater of Kent.
day to day he should have had wages and diet with
variety ; but he fearing that which his merits would
amount unto, brake off the match, saying, that per-
haps when his Grace, (I guess who he meant)
should hear of one that ate so much, and could
work so little, he doubted there would come a com-
mand to hang him : whereupon our hopeful Bear-
garden business was shivered, and shattered in
pieces.
Indeed he made a doubt of his expected per-
formance in his quality, by reason of his being
grown in years, so that if his stomach should fail
him publicly, and lay his reputation in the mire, it
might have been a disparagement to him for ever,
and especially in Kent, where he hath long been
famous, he would be loth to be defamed ; but as
weak as he was, he said, that he could make a shift
to destroy a fat wether of a pound* in two hours,
provided that it were tenderly boiled, for he hath
lost all his teeth (except one) in eating a quarter of
mutton, (bones and all) at Ashford in the County
aforesaid, yet is he very quick and nimble in his
feeding, and will rid more eating work away in two
hours, than ten of the hungriest carters in the parish
where he dwells. He is surely noble (for his great
stomach) and virtuous, chiefly for his patience in
putting up much ; moreover he is thrifty or frugal,
*A POUND — i.e., twenty shillings.
The Great Eater of Kent. 1 7
for when he can get no better meat, he will eat ox
livers, or a mess of warm ale-grains from a brew-
house. He is provident and studious where to get
more provision as soon as all is spent, and yet he is
bountiful or prodigal in spending all he hath at
once : he is profitable in keeping bread and meat
from mould and maggots, and saving the charge of
salt, for his appetite will not wait and attend the
poudering* ; his courtesy is manifest, for he had
rather have one Farewell than twenty goodbyes :
of all things, he hold fasting to be a most super-
stitious branch of Popery, he is a main enemy to
Emberweeks, he hates Lent worse than a butcher
or a Puritan, and the name of Good-Friday affrights
him like a bulbeggar; a long Grace before meat,
strikes him into a quotidian ague ; in a word, he
could wish that Christmas would dwell with us all
the year, or that every day were metamorphosed
into Shrove-Tuesdays ; in brief, he is a magazine, a
store-house, a receptacle, a burse, or exchange, a
babel or confusion for all creatures.
He is no gamester, neither at dice, or cards, yet
there is not any man within forty miles of his head,
that can play with him at Maw, and though his
pasture be ever so good, he is always like one of
Pharaohs lean kine ; he is swarty, blackish hair,
hawknosed (like a parrot, or a Roman) x he is wattle-
*POUDERING — To salt or spice meat.
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TJie Great Eater of Kent.
jawed, and his eyes are sunk inward, as if he looked
into the inside of his entrails, to note what customed
or uncustomed goods he took in, whilst his belly
(like a mainsail in a calm) hangs ruffled and wrinkled
(in folds and wrathes) flat to the mast of his empty
carcase, till the storm of abundance fills it, and
violently drives it into the full sea of satisfaction.
JIKE as a River to the Ocean bounds,
Or as a Garden to all Britains grounds,
Or like a candle to a flaming link
Or as a single ace, unto Sife Cinque,
So short am I of what Nick Wood hath done,
That having ended, I have scarce begun :
For I have written but a taste in this,
To show my Readers where, and what he his.
FINIS.
THE
LAMENTABLE
C O M P LA I N T S
OP
Hop the Brewer
AND
Kilcalfe the Butcher,
As they met by chance in the Cotm-
trey, against the restraint lately set out by the
Parliament, against Tapsters and Cookes: which
hath caused them to cracke their credit, and
to betake them to their heeles.
Printed in the Yeare 1641,
THE LAMENTABLE COMPLAINTS OF
HOP THE BREWER AND KILCALF
THE BUTCHER.
Hop.
| HAT neighbour Kilcalf, who would have
thought to meet you here, what good
news is there stirring in London I pray
can you tell ?
Kilcalf. News Mr. Hop, there is great
store such as it is, but none I am sure that is
good for you or me.
Hop. I hope Mr. Kilcalf there is none will
prove hurtful to us.
Kilcal. Yes truly neighour there is ill news for
us.
Hop. I pray my good friend let me hear all the
news whatsoever it be.
Kilcal. Why ? I will tell you, Sir, since you
are so inquisitive : There is A- Bell (and one of the
greatest in the Town) lately fallen from Aldermary
Church, and some say it is burst all in pieces.
2 The Complaints of Hop the Brewer
Hop. Well Sir what can this hurt you or me ?
but say this Bell be broke, it may be new cast and
hanged and all will be well again.
Kilcal. Very right Sir, and this may be done
with little charge, and besides there are ropes
provided already; there are three generous Vintners
in the Parish that have promised to defray the
whole charge.
Hop. The Vintners may afford it neighbour, I
hear they pay no Tunnage now the wine Patent is
put down, but pray what is the news you speak off ?
Kilcal. Why, have you not heard of the
restraint that was lately set forth by the Parliament,
whereby all Cooks and Tapsters and many other
professions are forbidden to dress meat and draw
drink on Sundays ?
Hop. Indeed I have heard that some such
thing was intended, but I never heard that it was in
black and white until this hour, I hope there is no
such thing, is there neighbour, are you sure ?
Kilcal. Sure say you ! Am I sure that ever I
knocked down an ox and cut his throat on a Sunday
morning think you ? s'foot shall I not believe my
own eyes ?
Hop. I would they had been out, so thou
hadst not lived to see this chance.
Kit. Nay now neighbour I must tell you, you
are some what too bitter, did you not promise to
and Kilcalf the Butcher. 3
hear me whatsoever it were, and seeing you are so
hot, farewell.
Hop. Nay good neighbour stay, I cry thee
heartily mercy, it was my passion which made me so
much forget myself, but if this be true.
Kil. If me no if s, tis true as I tell you.
Hop. Why then what will become of us ?
Kil. Truly I know hot, we must e'en shut up
our doors, and never so much as take leave of our
Landlords.
Hop. As I am an honest man, you and I are
both of a mind, you have spoke my own thoughts,
for I am sure if I tarry till quarter day, my Land-
lord will provide me a house gratis, I should be
very unwilling to accept of his kindness, and he to
my knowledge was always very forward to do such
a curtesy to the worst debtor he had.
Kil. Truly Master Hop, I am not so much
engaged to my Land-lord for his love, as you to
yours ; but this I am sure there is a Grazier dwelling
in this part that hath my hand (down upon a piece
of sheepskin) not for my honesty, but for some
certain money which I owe him, and if I do not
wisely prevent him, I know not which of the
Counters I am like to keep my Christmas in.
Hop. I pray Master Kilcaljcaxi you prevent him?
Kil. Why, I'll show him the bag, I'll run man,
dost understand me ?
4 The Complaints of Hop the Brewer-
Hop. Yes very well, but I believe that he had
rather you would show him his money, and then he
would understand you.
Kil. But by his favour he shall not understand,
nor stand under any money of mine if I can keep it
from him.
Hop. But I pray tell me, how came you so
much in debt ? did you use to trust your customers
for your meat ? I beleive you dealt with them for
ready money, did you not ?
Kil. Truly Sir I was forced to trust some
times when my customers had not money to pay
me : There was one master Rule roast a Cook that
owed me almost one hundred pounds, who no
sooner heard of this strict command against selling
of meat on Sundays, but he hanged a padlock on
the door and away went Pilgarlick. I cannot hear
of my Gentleman since his departure, nor do I ever
look to receive my money now.
Hop, Now, why not now ?
Kil. Because I do never look to see him
again, but put the case he should ever come again,
he would never be able to pay me without he were
suffered to sell meat on Sundays in service
time.
Hop. Why ? is it impossible for Cooks to get
money on the week days ? I know no reason but
why they may as well as on the Sundays.
and Kilcalf the Butcher. 5
Kil. Yes Sir, tis very possible, but I will tell
you what I have observed in some of these Cooks.
You should have a Cook that upon Sundays would
dress twice so much meat as upon any other day,
and sell it three times as dear ; for Sir his door
shall stand open all the service time, and any body
may be suffered to come in (the Church wardens
excepted) and he that calls for any of his roasted
beef, hath it weighed to him by the ounce, or at
least one would think it so by the thin slices, which
he with much policy carveth from the spit ; and so
by this his policy he will make you eighteen pence
of that which (on any other day) he would take
eight pence for, and greet you with a welcome
into the bargain, but those days are now past and
therefore I despair of ever seeing my money.
Hop. I am just in your case, did you not know
Nick Froth the Tapster at the Bell ? he was a man
that used his customers as your Cook used his, for
in service time on Sundays you should have him
draw his beer out at a penny a demi can, or a half
pint; besides the witty knave had an excellent faculty
in frothing, he would get as much in drawing half a
barrel on a Sunday as he should by a whole barrel
on any other day ; and for his Indian smoke he sold
that as dear as Apothecaries do their Ambergreece :
I seeing him in this hopeful thriving way, trusted
him with a hundred and fifty barrels of Beer, in
6 The Complaints of Hop the Brewer, &c.
hope (though) I should have had my money
before this time, but he being debarred of this
privilege, I utterly despair of payment, and so by
this and many others such like debtors I am like to
be undone, and therefore I'll not stay in England.
Kit. Then let us both return to London and
gather up as many of our debts as we can, to bear
our charges in our journey. If we can but once get
cross the great pond, we may with confidence
outface our Creditors, our days of payment draw
near, therefore let us make good use of our time that
we have to tarry.
Come le£s away, and if the wind sit right,
We II be at Dover by to morrow at night.
FINIS.
THF
COVNTRY-MANS
CARE,
And the Citizens Feare
In bringing up their Children
in good Education.
Set forth in a Dialogue betweene a
Citizen and Country- Man.
Citizen. Country Man.
Printed at London for T.B. 1641.
THE COUNTRYMAN'S CARE AND THE
CITIZEN'S FEAR
IN THESE DANGEROUS AND TROUBLESOME TIMES.
Citizen.
LL met Countryman, what is the best
news that the Country doth afford at
this time ?
Count. Alas sir ? I wonder you
should so earnestly enquire news of me, that
live in the Country, whenas we receive all
our news from you. I confess, you did prevent me,
therefore I pray, what is the best news in the City ?
Citiz. Alas ! the ambiguous rotation of the
World is very mutable, nothing is constant, nothing
durable, but all things do precipitate themselves
most strangely in a mutual levity.
Count. This news is hard indeed : for I did
expect better in regard that I have a Son, truly a
2 The Country mans Care and
.pretty scholar (as his Master tells me) and of a
hopeful expectation, whose preferment I intend to
raise (God willing). Therefore I beseech you (if
you can) instruct me, what way I may settle him in.
Citiz. What can he understand the Latin
tongue or how far hath he proceeded therein ?
Count. Truly sir he is past his Propribus qutc
maribus and his Asse in prcesentibus too I'll assure
you ; yea, and he can read any Chapter in the Bible
very punctifully, and withal he hath read to Master
Practise on the Piety, and many other Godly books
I thank God for it, who hath endued him with so
much grace : Therefore because he is come to some
knowledge now, I would willingly bring him up
to some Scholar-ship : what think you Sir, if I
should send him to the University ?
Citiz. Sir I commend your sedulity herein : but
I have often heard, and withal I know by
experience, that the University is much polluted,
and contaminated with Popish superstitions, which if
your son should be seduced into, perhaps it will
cause both his utter ruin, and your perpetual sorrow.
Count. Is it possible that the University
should be corrupt ? 'Tis no marvel then that the
whole kingdom is misled, since the very fountains
themselves are polluted.
Citiz. I Exhort you as a friend ; and I hope
you will not contemn my friendly admonition.
the Citizen's Fear. 3
Count. But my Son may avoid their crafty
allurements, and if he then uncessantly follow his
study, he may one day prove a Minister of Gods word.
Citiz. Pish, a minister of Gods word quother !
Now a days every man will become a Minister :
therefore it will be but vanity for you to send your
son thither to attain to the Sacerdotal function.
Count. But dare every man presume so far
without learning :
Citiz. That is the chief cause thereof : for
learning is abused, contemned, derided, neglected,
despised : they will have no praying, nor preaching,
unless it be performed by instinct and inspiration, as
the spirit moves them. And if a man heaps up
knowledge, and Scholar-ship by indefatigable study,
he is thought to have filled his mind only with more
advantage to do wickedness.
Count. Oh lamentable !
Citiz. Yea you may see Cobblers and Tinkers
rising from the very Dunghill, beating the Pulpits
as conformably, as if they were the Kings professors
of Divinity, scattering their new doctrine and
discipline in the Church, and are accounted great
divines too of the vulgar. Here you shall see one
making himself a Prophet preaching in a Tub as con-
fidently as if he were Doctor in Divinity. There you
shall see another thumping forth his new doctrine in
a Barn among his conniticles (I should have said)
4 The Countryman s Care and
conventicles, as if he were Master of Arts. In the
meanwhile revolve all, and you shall find Scholar-
ship most shamefully despised.
Count. But if he diligently continue in his
study, God knows but that he may one day become
a Bishop.
Citiz. How ? a Bishop? alas ! I fear there will
be no more of that dignity : for the general assent
and consent too of the Commons will admit of no
Bishops : and they must all very shortly resign their
Titles, which shall be abrogated. Your son shall
never be Arch- Bishop I'll warrant you : and if you
intend to make a Divine of him, he must have a
great care least the Arch- Bishop do not cut off his
ears. But I will free you from that fear, for I tell
once again that there will be no more Bishops : Yet
if it seems more just, and secure, that the holy
Church should admit a degree of less, and greater,
they will have no Bishops, but only Lay- Elders : to
the election of which dignity, they judge and
suppose none more fit, and none more prepared for
the performance of everything, belonging to Gods
word than those venerable, and reverend Fathers
Master Cobbler, Tinker, and Button-maker, men
(although but of mean Scholar-ship) yet most
wonderfully inspired. Therefore I think it mere
vanity for you, to bring your son up to be a
Scholar,
the Citizen s Fear. 5
Count. Alas ! then what shall I do ? unless I
should put him to the Inns a Court.
Citiz. So you'll make a young Suckling of him,
and then he'll run away.
Count. But I intend to make him a Lawyer.
Citiz. Alas the Star-Chamber, and High-Com-
mission Court is down long agone : and he must be
as busy as a Ducke, or else he will lose preferment.
For Lawyers are not respected, neither are they
accounted Honest, because they sell their lines
dearer the Apothecaries Physics, which I confess is
dear enough, yet nothing comparable to the price of
their lines, which gape wider then an Oyster-wifes
mouth, and straddle wider then a French-man's legs
Fie, fie ! Lawyers are accounted Knaves over all
the Country.
Count. Tis strange ! For I'm sure they have
more Angels come hourly to them in Term time,
then all the Puritans in the Town.
Citiz. But here lies the difference : their Angels
do wear crosses : and because the Puritans will
admit of no cross, therefore they hate the Lawyers
the more, because they are so ready to receive them.
Count. And there is none of their whole Tribe,
that will deny such crosses, I'll warrant you.
Citiz. But Lawyers are so little regarded now a
days that I fear before they can procure other men's
Suits at Law, they'll want Suits to their own Backs.
6 The Countryman s Care and
Count. But perhaps he may come to the
honour of a Judge one day.
Citiz. I hope you do not desire to have your
Son hang'd. That's a dangerous title I'll assure
you : Did you not hear that most of the Judges are
to be judged under other Judges, yea and they'll
hardly escape hanging too, unless they give ample
satisfaction to the Parliament : for they are acknow-
ledged to be the Original of all our grievances.
Therefore if you be wise desist from that opinion.
Count. Alas ! What education shall I then
impose upon my Son ? Since all these grounds of
hope hath deceived me. What think you Sir, if I
train him up to be a Soldier ?
Citiz. He must swear lustily then : and brag
of many things with ostentation, although he can
perform nothing. But stay ! Now I think on it :
Perhaps he may be suspected to be some Trooper ;)
for they say the Country is very full of them) then
apprehended and so incontinently committed only
upon suspicion.
Count. You say true indeed Sir : Therefore I
know not what course to take with him. I entreat
you Sir to lend me your advice.
Citiz. If the Lad be so hopeful, as you declare
him to be : I care not greatly if I take him under
my Tuition, and if you please to condescend there
unto, he shall be my Apprentice, and I'll assure
the Citizen! s Fear. 7
you for your sake he shall be both kindly kept, and
religiously instructed.
Count. I humbly thank you for your love,
wherefore I acknowledge my self much engaged to
you : But I pray what trade are you off Sir ;
Citiz. I am a Vintner by my Trade.
Count. I am very glad to hear of that : and if
my Son be wise enough, but to take forty Shilling a
Tun, he may prove an Alderman too. Well Sir, I
am much obliged unto you, for your love unto him,
and I will bring him unto you, and if you like his
morality and ingenuity, I will willingly send him
unto you.
Citiz. He shall be most lovingly respected.
Count. Thanks Noble Sir ; In the meanwhile
farewell.
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