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Pushed 

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Pushed 

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The Return Push 

Q._UE X 

William Blackwood and 
Edinburgh and London 
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A'ILLiD IIV ACTIOIV ilT BiA USIiS 
OIV OCTOBER ,0, 1918. 



CONTENTS. 

PUSHED. 
I. BEFORE TH ATTACK 
Il. «THE BOCHE IS THROUGH !! 
IIL THi END OF A BATTERY 
IV. THE NIGHT OF MARCH 2| 
V. A GUNNERS V.C. 
VI. BEH[ND VILLEQU[ER AUMONT . 
VIL STILL IN RETREAT 
VIII. A LAST FIFTY ROUNDS 
IX. FASTER AND FASTER 
X. THE SCR&MBLE AT VARESNES . 
XI. THE G IN GAP 
XII. OUT OF THE WAY 

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THE RETURN PUSH. 

I. THE DEFENCE OF AMIENS 
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II. THE RED-ROOFED YIOU8E 
III. AN AUSTRALIAN « HAND-OVER" 
IV. HAPPY DAY8 ! 
V. BEFORE THE GREAT ATTACK 

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viii CONTENTS 

¥I. THE BATTLE OF AUGUST 
VII. SHORT LEAVE TO PARI 
¥1II. TRONES WOOD AGAIN 
IX. DOWN THE ROAD TO COiBLF% 
X. A MASTERLY TURNING MOVEMENT 
XI. ON THE HEELS OF THE BOCHE 
XII. THE MAJORES LOST PIPE 
XIII. NURLU AND L[ERAMONT 
XIV. THE FIGHT FOR RONSSOY 
XV.  ERNEST  IS LOST 
XVI. THE DECISIVE DAYS o 
XVII. WITH THE AMERICANS . 
XVIII. A LAST DAY AT THE O.P. 
XIX. « THE COLONEL," 

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I. BEFORE THE ATTACK. 

BY means of a lorry lift from railhead, and a horse 
borrowed from the Divisional Ammunition Column, I 
round Brigade Headquarters in a village that the Germans 
had occupied belote their retreat in the spriug of 1917. 
Tho huge, red-faced, grey-haired adjurant, best of 
ex-ranker officers, welcomed me on the farmhouse steps 
with a hard handshake and a bellowing " Cheerio !" 
folloved by, "Now that you're back, I can go on leave." 
In the mess the colonel gave me kindly greeting, and 
told me somethiug of the Brigade's ups and downs since 
I had left France in August 1917, wounded at Zillebeke • 
how all the old and well-tried battery commanders be- 
came casualties before 1917 was out, but how, under 
young, keen, and patiently selected leaders, the batteries 
were working up towards real efficiency again. Then old 
" Swiffy," the veterinary ofiïcer, came in, and the new 
Americau doctor, who appeared armed with two copies 
of the 'Saturday Evening Post.' It was all very pleas- 
ant; and the feeling that men who had got to know 
you properly in the filthy turmoil and strain of Flanders 
were genuinely pleased to see you again, iroduced a 
glow of real happiness. I had, of course, o go out and 
inspect the adjutant's new chargera big rattling chest- 
nut, conceded to hin by an A.S.C. major. A nystery 
gift, if ever ihe'e was oue: for he was  handsome beast, 



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and chargers are getting very rare in France. "They 
say he bucks," explained the adjurant. "He'll go for 
weeks as quiet as a lamb, and then put it across you 
when :),ou don't expect it. I'm going to put him under 
treatment." 
"Where's my groom ?" he roared. Following which 
there was elaborte preparation of a w, eighted saddle-- 
not up to the adjuant's 15 stone 5, but enough to make 
the horse realise he was carrying something; then an 
improvised lunging-rope was fashioned, and for twenty 
minutes the new charger had fo do a circus trot and 
canter, with the adjurant as a critical and hopeful 
ringmaster. In the end the adjurant mounted and 
rode off, shouting that he would be back in hall an 
hour to report on the mystery horse's preliminary 
behaviour. 
Then the regimental sergeant-major manceuvred me 
towards the horse lines to look at the newly made-up 
telephone cart team. 
" You remember the doctor's fat mare, sirthe 
wheeler, you used to call her ? Well, she is a wheeler 
now, and a splendid worker too. We got the hand- 
wheeler from B Battery, and they make a perfect 
pair. And you remember the little horse who strayed 
into our lines at Thiepval' Punch' we used to call 
him--as fat as butter, and didn't like his head touched ? 
Vell, he's in the lead; and another bay, a twin to him, 
that the adjurant got from the th Division. Changed 
' Rabbits' for him. You remember ' Rabbits,' sir ?nice- 
looking horse, but inclined to stumble. Ail bays now, 
and hot a better-looking telephone team in France." 
And then an anxious moment. Nearest the wall in 
the shed which sheltered the ofiicers' horses stood my 
own horse dear old Silvertail, always a gentleman 



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among horses, but nmrked in his likes and dislikes. 
Would he know me af ter my six mon ths' absence ? 
The grey ears went back as I approached, but my 
voice seemed to awake recognition. Before long a 
silver-grey nose was nozzling in the old confiding way 
from the fourth button towards the jacket pocket where 
the biscuits used to be kept. All was well with the 
world. 
A rataplan on a side-drum feebly played in the street 
outside !mthe village crier announeing that a ealf had 
eommitted lmri-kari on one of the tlag--p«les put up to 
warn horsemen that flmy lnustn't take short euts over 
sown land. The aged crier, in the brown velveteen and 
the stained white eorduroys, took a fresh breath and 
went on to warn the half-dozen villagers who had 
eome to their doorways that uprooting the red flags 
would be in defianee of the express orders of Monsieur 
le Maire (who owned many fields in the neighbourhood). 
The veal resulting from the accident would be shared out 
among the villagers that evening. 
My eamp-bed was put up in a room oeeupied by the 
adjutant; and during and after dinner there was nmeh 
talk about the programme of intensive training with 
whieh the Brigade was going to oeeupy itself while 
out at test. For the morrow the colonel had arranged 
a seheme--defenee and eounter-attaekwhieh meant 
that skeleton batteries would have to be brought up 
to upset and demolish the remorseless plans of an 
imaginary German host; and there was diligent study- 
ing of F.A.T. and the latest pamphlets on Battery Statt 
Training, and other points of knowledge rusted by too 
mueh treneh warfare. 
It was exaetly 2 P.m on the morrow. We were 
mounted and moving off to partieipate in this theo- 



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retical battle, when the "chug-chug-chug" of a motor- 
cycle caused us to look towards the hill ai the end 
of the village street: a despatch- rider, wearing the 
blue-and-white hand of the Signal Service. The envelope 
he drew from his leather wallet was marked " urgent." 
"It's real war, gentlemen," said the colonel quietly, 
having rend the contents; "we move at once. Corps 
say that the enemy are massing for an attack." 
Then he gave quick, very definite orders in the alert 
confident manner so well known to all his oiiicers and 
men. 
"Send a cycle orderly to stop Fentiman bringing up 
his teams! You can be ready to march by 3 1.. ., 
Stone. Townsend, you'd better send off your groom to 
warn your battery! Times and order of march will be 
sent out by the adjutant within a quarter of an hour 
One hundred yards' distance between every six vehicles 
on the march! o motor-lorries for us this ri.me, so 
all extra kit and things ),ou can't carry will have to 
be dumped, and a guard left behind!" 
A clatter of horsemen spreading the news followed. 
I stood at the door of the village's one café and 
watched two of our batteries pass. The good wo,nan 
who kept it asked if I thought the Germans would 
conm there again. "They took my husband with them 
a prisoner when they went a year ago," she said slowly. 
My trust in our srength as I had seen it six months 
before helped ,ne to reassure her; but to change the 
subject, I turned fo the penny-in-the-slot music machine 
inside the biggest, most gaudily painted musical box l've 
ever seen. " Did the Boches ever try this ? "I asked. 
" 1o, only once," she replied, brightening. " They had 
a mess in the next room, and never came in here." 
"Well, l'll have a pen'orth for luck," said I, and 



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avoiding " Norma" and "Poet and Peasant," moved 
the pointer towards a chansonette, something about a 
good time coming. Such a monstrous wheezing and 
gurgling, such a deafening clang of cracked cymbals, 
such a Puck-like concatenation of fiat notes and sudden 
thuds that told of broken strings! And so much of it 
for a ten-centime piece. When the tumult began a 
third rime I ruade off'. :No wonder the Germans only 
tried the instrument once! 
By 8 P.M. we round ourselves in a sort of junction 
village, its two main roads alive with long lines of 
moving batteries and lorries and transport waggons. 
Inky blackness everywhere, for the Hun bombed the 
place nightly, and " :No lights " was a standing order. 
Odd shouts and curses from drivers in difficulties with 
their steeds; the continuous cry of "Keep to the 
right!" from the military police; from a garden close 
by, the howl of an abandoned dog; and from some 
dilapidated house Cockney voices harmonising: " It's a 
Long, Long Trail." There would be no moon that 
night, and a moaning wind was rising. 
A halt had been called in front of our column, and 
there was talk of the batteries watering their horses 
before completing the further three toiles to their 
roadside encampments. The Headquarters party had 
resigned themselves to a good hour's wait, when I 
heard the adjutant's voice calling my name. 
"Headquarters will go up to Rouez to-night, and we 
shall mess with the General," he shouted at me from out 
of the darkness. "Traffic isn't supposed to go this way 
to the right; but you come with me, and we'll talk to 
the A.P, at the Corps Commandant's office. They ought 
to let out little lot through." 
Headquarters mess cart and G.S. waggon, Maltese 



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cart and telephone waggon did indeed get through, 
and by 9.15 P.M. the horses were watered and fed, 
the men housed, and we ourselves were at dinner in 
the cottage that had become Divisional R.A. Head- 
quarters. 
"A cheerful dinner wih plenty of talk. It wasn't 
be]ieved now that the Hun wou]d attack next morn- 
ing; but, in any case, we were going up to relieve a 
R.H.A. Unit. The brigade-major was very comforting 
about the conveniences of our new positions. Then 
some one carried the conversation away and beyond, 
and, quoting an " Ole Luk-Oie " story, submitted that the 
higher realms of generalship should include the closer 
study of the personal history and characteristics-- 
mental and moral--of enemy commanders. Some one 
else noted that the supposed speciality of the General 
immediately opposite us was that of making tierce 
attacks across impassable marshes. "Good," put in a 
third some one. "Let's puzzle the German staff by 
persuading him that we have an Etonian General in 
this part of the line, a very ce]ebrated 'wet-bob.' " 
Which sprightly suggestion ruade the Brigadier-General 
smile. But it was my good fortune to go one better. 
I had to partner him at bridge, and brought off a grand 
slam. 
Next morning snow; and the colonel, the adjutant, 
and myself had a seven-miles' ride before us. The 
Germans had not attacked, but the general move-up 
of fresh divisions was continuing, and our brigade had 
to take over the part of the line we were told off to 
defend by 5 P.M. 
All the talk on the way up was of the beautiful 
quietude of the area we were riding through : no weed- 
choked houses with the windows all blown in; no sound 



BEFORE THE ATTACK 9 

of guns, no line of filled-up ambulances; few ]orties on 
the main thoroughfares; only the khaki-clad road- 
repairers and the " Gas Alert" notice-boa.rds to remind 
us we were in a British area. As we reached the quarry 
that was to become Brigade Headquarters, we marvelled 
still more. A veritable quarry de l«xe. A mess 
fashioned out of stone-blocks hewn from the quarry, 
perfectly cut and perfectly laid. Six-inch girders to 
supl)ort the concrete roof, and an underground passage 
as a funk-hole from bombs, shells, and gas. Separate 
strong-room bedrooms for the officers; and some one had 
had time to paint on the doors, " O.C., I.]'.A. Brigade," 
" Adjutant," " Intelligence Oflcer, R.F.A.," and "Signal 
Oiiicer, R.F.A.," with proper professional skill. Electric 
light laid on to all these quarters, and to the Brigade 
°oE ' 
office and the s¢nallers underground chamber. Aladdin 
didn't enjoy a more gorgeous eye-opener on his first tour 
of his palace. 
"Never seen such headquarters," grinned the adjutant. 
" Wonder why there's no place for the Divisional Band." 
I shall never forger the content of the next week. 
The way from Brigade H.Q., past the batteries and up 
to the front line, was over a wide rolling country of 
ploughed and fallow lands, of the first wild flowers, of 
budding hedgerows, of woods in which birds lilted their 
spring songs. The atmosphere was fresh and redolent 
of clean earth; odd she!l-holes you came across were, 
miracle of miracles, grass-grown--a sight for eyes tired 
with the drab stinking desolation of Flanders. A more 
than spring warmth quickened growing things. White 
tendrils of fluff floated strangely in the air, and spread 
thousands of soft clinging threads over telephone-wires, 
tree-tops, and across mlles of growing fields--the curious 
output of myriads of spinning-spiders. There were 



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quaitly restful visits to the front line. The toche 
was a mlle away at least; and when you were weary 
of staring through binoculars, trying to spot enemy 
movement, you could sit and lounge, and hum the rag- 
b 
rime "Wait and See the Ducks go y, with a new and 
very thorough meaning. The signal ofiïcer was away 
doing a course, and I took on his duties" plenty of long 
walks and a good deal of labelling to do, but the task was 
hot onerous. " We've only had one wire down through 
shell-fire since we've been here," the signalling officer 
of the outgoing brigade had told me" and indeed, until 
March 21, the telephone-wires to batteries and " O.P.'s" 
remailed as undisturbed as if they had skirted Devonshire 
ficlds and lanes. The colonel was quite happy, spending 
two or three hours a day at O.P.'s, watching out guns 
register, or do a bit of sniping on the very very rare 
occasions when a Hun was spotted. 
"I can see how the subalterns shoot on a big open 
° O ' 
front like this--and teach them somethm, he said. 
" This is an admirable part of the line for instruction 
purposes." 
Whether the Boche would attack in force on our part 
of the front was argued upon and considered from every 
point of view. There were certain natural features that 
ruade such an attempt exceedingly improbable. Never- 
theless infantry and artillery kept hard at it, strengthen- 
ing our means of defence. One day I did a tour with 
the machine-gun commander in order to know the exact 
whereabouts of the machine-gun posts. They were 
superlatively well hidden, and the major-general himself 
had to laugh when one battalion commander, saying, 
"There's one just about here, sir," was startled by a 
corporal's voice near his very boot-toes calling out, "Yes, 
sir, it's here, sir." Gunners had the rare experience of 



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circling their battery positions with barbed wire, and 
siting machine-guns for hand-to-hand protection of the 
18 prs. and 4"5 hows.; and special instruction in 
musketry and Lewis-gnu manipulation was given by 
infantry instructors. There was menmrable jubilation 
one morning at our Brigade Headquarters, when one of 
the orderlies, a Manchester man who fired with his left 
hand, and held the riile-butt to his left shoulder, beat the 
infant'y crack shot who came to instruct the H.Q. staff. 
Camouflaging is now, of course, a studied science, and 
our colonel, who issued special guiding notes to his 
batteries, had a few sharp words to say one afternoon. 
The British soldier, old and new, is always happy when 
he is demolishing something; and a sergeant sent to 
prep«tre a pif for a forward gun had collected wood and 
corrugated iron for it by pulling to pieces a near-by 
dummy gun, placed specially to draw enemy tire. " Bad 
as some Pioneers [ noticed yesterday," said the colonel 
tersely. "They shifted a couple of trees to a place 
where there had been no rees before and thought that 
that was camouflage." 
Happy confident days! The dootor, noting the 
ahnost summery heat that had set in, talked of the 
mosquito headquarters that would develop in the pond 
near out quarry. " l'll oil that pond," he gave forth, 
and prepared accordingly. Each mail brought him 
additional copies of the ' Saturday Evening Post,' which 
he devoured every moment he was off duty. 
I made the joyful discovery that the thick stone 
blocks kept the mess so dry and at such an even 
temperature that the hundred decent-quality cigars I 
had brought from England could be kept in condition as 
perfect as i they were at the Stores. The adjutant 
learnt that his new steed could indeed buck; but as the 



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afternoon which saw him take  toss preceded the day 
on which he left for leave to England, he forgot to be 
furious, and went off promising to bring back all sorts of 
things for the mess. 
O ur companion infantry battalion were as gorgeously 
housed as ourselves in an adjoining quarry, and at the 
dinner parties arranged between their mess and ours 
reminiscences of Thiepval ard Schwaben ledoubt, and 
July 1st, 1916, and St Pierre Divion and the Hindenburg 
Line, brought out many a new and many an old story. 
On the night of March 19th out chier guest was the 
youthful lieutenant-colonel who a very few weeks before 
had succeeded to the conmmnd of the Tall, pro- 
perly handsome, with his crisp curling hair and his chin 
that was firm but hot markedly so; eyes that were re- 
flective rather than compelling; earnest to the point of 
an absorbed seriousness--we did right to note him well. 
tIe was destined to win great glory in the vortex of 
flame and smoke and agony and panic into which we 
were to be swept within the next thirty-six hours. My 
chief recollection of him that night was of his careful 
attentivenes to everything said by our own colonel on 
the science of present-day war--the understanding 
deference paid by a splendid young leader to the know- 
ledge and grasp and fine character of a very complete 
gunner. 



13 

II. "THE BOCHE IS THROUGH!" 

Aw 5.10 '.M. on Match 20 I was in tle mess,'casting an 
appraising eye upon the coloured study of a girl in pink 
--dark-haired, hazel-eyed, très soignde, but not too sophis- 
ticated, one would say; her beauty of the kind that 
glows and tells of abundant vitality and a fresh happy 
mind. The little American doctor had sacriticed the 
cover of one of his beloved ' Saturday Evening Posts' for 
this portrait, and with extreme neatness had scissored it 
out and fastened it on the wall--a pleasant change from 
the cocaine and chocolate-box suggestiveness of the 
languorous Kirchner type that in 1916 and l 917 lent 
a pinchbeck Montmartre atnlosphere fo so nmny English 
messes in France and Flanders. 
The day had been hot and peaccful, the only sound of 
gun-fire a six-inch how. registering, and, during a morn- 
ing tour with the second lieutenant who had corne from 
one of the batteries to act as temporary signalling otïicer, 
I remembered noting again a weather-beaten civilian 
boot and a decayed bowler hat that for weeks had lain 
neglected and undisturbed in one of the rough tracks 
leading to the front line--typical of the unchanging 
restfulness of this part of the front. 
Suddenly the door opened, fo adroit Colonel--, 
C.O. of the Infantry Battalion who were our near neigh- 
bours in the quarry. 



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"Have you had the 'PREI'ARE FOR ATTACK' ?" ho 
asked abruptly as we held ourselves to attcntion. 
"No, sir," I replied, and moved to the telephone fo 
ring up Divisional Artillery Headquarters. 
"Just corne in," he said; and even as I asked ex- 
change to put me through to " D.A.," the brigade clerk 
came in with the telephoned warning that we had talked 
about, expected, or refised to believe in ever since the 
alarm order to move into the line a fortnight belote. 
The formal intimation was sent by wire to the batteries, 
and I telephoned to find which battery the colonel was 
visiting and gave him the news, which, according to our 
precise and well-thought-out scheme of defence, was a 
preliminary warning not intended to interfere with any 
work in hand. 
Then the doctor and myself and the Divisional Artil- 
lery gas ofiïcer, who had called in while on an inspecting 
tour, settled down to tea, jam, and water-cress. 
That night our dinner guest was the former captain 
of our 4"5 how. battery, now in command of a heavy 
battery that had corne into action within a quarter of a 
toile of out II.Q. The " MAI tATTLE POS1TIOS," the 
order succeeding " PREe_RE IOR ATTACK " in the defence 
programme, was hot expected that night, and we gossiped 
and talked war and new gunnery devices much as usual. 
1o story goes so well at mess as the account of some 
fatuous muddle brought about by the administrative 
bewilderments that are apparently inevitable in the 
monster armies of to-day. This was one told with quiet 
relish by our guest that night :-- 
"You rcmember the show ?" he said. "A lot 
of stores were, of course, lost in the scramble; and, soon 
after I joined my present battery, 1 had to sit on an 
inquiry into the mysterious loss of six waggons belong- 



"THE ]3OCHE IS THROUGH!" 15 

ing to a 60-pounder battery. Two courts of inquiry 
had already sat on the mater, and failed to trace the 
whereabouts of the waggons, which had been reported in 
all sorts of places. At the third inquiry a witness stated 
that the last place the waggons were seen at before 
getting lost was such and such a place. A member of 
the court asked casually whether any one had since 
visited the spot; and as it was near lunch-rime some 
one else suggested that the court adjourn while an officer 
motor-cycled over and ruade inquiries. And I'm hanged," 
concluded the teller of the story, "if the ofiïcer didn't 
corne back and report that the waggons were still there, 
had been there all the time, and were in good condition 
and under a guard. Piles of official correspondence had 
been written over the matter, and the investigation had 
drifted through all sorts of channels." 
hlidnight: I had sent out the night-firing orders to 
our four batteries, checked watches over the telephone, 
and put in a twenty minutes' wrestle with the brain- 
racking Army Form B. 213. The doctor and signalling 
officer had slipped away to bed, and the colonel was 
writing his nightly letter home. I smoked a final 
cigarette and turned in at 12.30 A.M. 
3.30 A.M. : The telephone bell above my head was 
tinkling. I was the brlgade-major's voice that spoke. 
"Will you put your batteries on some extra bursts of 
tire between 3.45 and 4.10at places where the enemy, 
if they are going to attack, are likely to be forming up ? 
Right !that gives you a quarter of an hour to arrange 
with the batteries. Good-night!" 
My marked map with registered targets for the various 
batteries was by the bedside, and I was able, without 
getting up, to carry out the brigade-major's instructions. 
One battery was slow in answering, and as time began 



16 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

to press I complained with sonne force, when the captain 
--his battery commander was away on a course--at last 
got on the telephone. Poor Dawson. tIe was very 
apologetic. I never spoke to him again, tIe was a dead 
man within nine hours. 
] suppose I had been asleep again about twenty 
minutes when a rolling boom, the scream of approaching 
shells, and regular cracking bursts to right and left woke 
me up. ow and again one heard the swish and the 
"plop" of gas-shells. A hostile bombardment, without 
a doubt. I looked at my watch--4.33 A.. 
It was hours afterwards before I realised that this 
was the opening bombardment of perhaps the mightiest, 
most ovcrpowering assault in military history. Had not 
the " I)REPARE /dOR ATTAC " warning corne in I should 
have been in pyjmnas, and might possibly have lain in 
bed for two or three minutes, listening quietly and com- 
fortably while estimating the extent and intensity of the 
barrage. But this occasion was different, and I was up 
and about a couple of minutes afer waking. Opening 
my door, I encountered the hot unpleasant smell of 
lachrymatory gas. The Infantry ]3attalion headquarters' 
staff were already moving out of the quarry to their 
forward station. By 4.40 A.. our colonel had talked 
over the telephone with two of the battery comnanders. 
Their reports were quite optimistic. "A Battery were 
wise in shifting from their old position three days ago," 
he remarked cheerfully. "The old position is getting a 
lot of shelling; there's nothing falling where they are 
now. Lots of gas-shelling apparently. It's lucky the 
batteries had that daily drill serving the guns with 
gas-masks on." 
The doctor and the acting signal officer came into the 
mess from their quarters farther along the quarry. 



"THE BOCHE 1S THROUGH!" 17 

"If this gas-shelling goes on, I guess we shall all have 
to have lessons in the deaï-and-dumb talk," puffed the 
doctor, pulling off his gas hehnet. "Keep that do.or 
closed !" 
"D Battery's line gone, sir," rang up the sergeant- 
signaller. "M'Quillan and Black have gone out on it." 
"Keep Corporal Mann and Sapper Winter on the 
telephone board to-day," I advised Bliss, the youngster 
who had corne to headquarters the day beïore to do 
signal oItàcer. "The colonel will be doing a lot of tcle- 
phoning, and they know his methods. Bo sure to keep 
ail the Scotsmen off the board. Ïhe colonel says Scots- 
men ought never tobe allowed tobe telephonists. Im- 
possible to understand what they say." 
By 5 A.M. one of the two otficers who overnight had 
manned the forward O.P.'s had spoken to us. Ho was 
2000 yards in front of the nmst forward battery, but a 
still small voice sounded confident and cheery, "A ïew 
shells have dropped to the right of the O.P., but there's 
no sign of any inïantry attack," was his message. We 
heard nothing more of him until six weeks afterwards, 
when his uncle wrote and told the colonel ho was safe, 
but a prisoner in Germany. 
5.15 ..- The cook was handing round early morning 
tea. D Battery were flrough again, and we learned 
that a sergeant had been killed and one gunner wounded 
by a 4"2 that had pitched on the edge of the gun-pit. 
Two other batteries were cut off front headquarters; 
however, we gathered from he battery connected by the 
buried cable--that a week before had kept 500 men 
busy digging for three daysthat, as far as they could 
see, all our batteries were shooting merrily and according 
go progranme. 
By 6 A.. the Brigadier-General, C.R.A., had told the 
B 



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colonel that the situation to left and right was the saine 
as on our immediate front" enemy bombardment very 
heavy and continuing, but no infantry attack. "We'll 
shave and bave breakfast," the colonel said. "Looks as 
if the actual attack must be farther north." 
]3y 8 .¢.M. the shelling near us had died down. It was 
going fo be a lovely spring day, but there was a curiously 
heavy, clinging mist. " Want to bc careful of the gas 
shell-holes when the sun warms up," said the doctor. 
Fresh ammunition was coming up from the waggon 
lines, and our guns continued to tire on arranged targets. 
The only additional casualty was that of an officer of 
A ]3attery, who had had a piece of his car chipped off 
by a splinter, and had gone to a dressing station. The 
news from ]3 ]3attery aroused much more interest. An 
8-inch shell had landed right on top of their dug-out 
mess. No one was inside at the rime, but three officers, 
who were wont fo sleep there, had had every article of 
kit destroyed. One subaltern who, in spite of the I%E- 
PARE FOR ATT.CK notification, had put on pyjamas, was 
left with exactly what he stood up in--viz., pyjamas, 
tritish warm, and gum-boots. 
11 t.M.-The colonel had spoken more than once 
about the latest situation to the brigade-major of the 
Infantry ]3rigade we were covering, and to our own 
brigade-major. The staff captain had rung me up about 
the return of dirty underclothing of men visiting the 
Divisional Baths; there was a base paymaster's query 
regarding the Imprest Account which I had answered; 
a batch of Corps and Divisional routine orders had corne 
in, notifying the next visits of the field cashier, em- 
phasising the need for saving dripping, and demanding 
information as to the alleged damage donc to the bark 
of certain trees by our more frolicsome horses. Another 



"TtIE BOCHE IS THROUGH!" 19 

otlïcial envelope I opened showed that Records were 
worrying whether a particular regimental sergeant- 
major was an acting or a temporary sergeant-major. 
The doctor and the signalliug ofticer had gone forward 
to visit the batteries. Hostile shelling seemed to have 
died out. The mist was denser than ever--a weather 
phenomenon that continued fo puzzle. 
The telephone bell tinkled again; the colonel turned 
from the big map-board on the wall and took up the 
receiver. " Col. speaking !wYes !--Have they ? 
--Sorry to hear that !--Umph !--1go! no signs of an 
attack on our front. Let me know any further develop- 
ments--Good-bye !" 
He looked towards me and said briefiy, "The ]3oche 
infantry have got over on our left! Came through 
the mist! I'm afraid the --rd (our companion Field 
Artillery Brigade) have caught it badly. Two of their 
batteries have lost all their guns. Get me the brigade- 
major of the Brigade "--turning to the telephone 
again. 
He told the brigade-major of the Infantry we were 
covering the news of the break on the left. No, our 
infantry had not yet been attacked; but up in the 
front it was difficult to see anything in the mist. 
The colonel studied his wall-raap with intentness, and 
put a forefinger on the --rd Brigade gun positions. 
" If he's through there we can expect him in (nam- 
ing a village of great strategical importance) in a couple 
of hours." 
A runner came in from C Battery, with whom we had 
had no communication for nearly two hours. The Huns 
seemed to know their position, and had put over a 
regular fusilade of 4"2's and 5"9's and gas-shells. The 
duck-board running outside the dug-outs behind the 



20 IUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

guns had had six direct hits, and two of the dug-outs 
were blown in, also No. 2 gun had had its off-wheel 
smashed by a splinter; two men rathor badly 
wounded. 
For an hour there was no further news, and, assisted 
by my two clerks, 1 proceeded peacefully with the 
ordinary routine work of the adjutant's department. 
The doctor came back and said that A Battery were all 
right, but could not get communication with their F.O.O., 
not even by lamp. The 8-inch shell had ruade very 
short work of B Battery's mess. " Poor old Drake," 
went on the doctor, "he'd got a new pair of cavalry 
twill breeches, cost him £5, 10s., and he'd never even 
worn them. They came by parcel yesterday, and the 
fools at the waggon line sent them up last night." 
Bliss, he added, had stayed with ]3 Battery, and was 
trying to get the line through between A and ]3, so 
that Headquarters could speak to A. 
I strolled over to the other side of the quarry where 
the colonel's, the doctor's, and my horses were under 
cover, and round they had not been troubled by the 
gas. The men were at dinner; we were to lunch 
at 1.15 P.[. 
12.40 P..-The colonel was again speaking to the 
Infantry brigade-major. Still no signs of the German 
infantry in our front line. 
Then in one swift moment the whole situation 
changed. A sweating, staggering gunner blundered into 
the doorway, tic ruade no pretence at saluting, but 
called out with all his strength: "The Boche is 
through." 
" Who is that man ?" demanded the colonel, whipping 
round hke lightning, and frowning. " Bring him here! 
Who do you belong o ?" 



"THE BOCHE IS THROUGH !" 21 

The man had calmed; but before he could eply there 
was another interruption. A strained voice outside 
shouted," Is the colonel there ? Is the adjutant there ?" 
Hurrying through the doorway, I saw a tall, perspiring, 
hat]ess young subaltern, cursing because he had got 
entangled in the guy-ropes of some camouflage netting 
posts. It was Hetherton of C P, attery. 
The colonel came outsde. "The Huns came on us 
in the mist, sir," panted Hetherton, " out of the wood. 
They've killed Dawson, sir." ttis voice broke---"and 
some of the others. There were only four of us got 
away. I came on to tell you." He stopped and 
breathed hard. 
The colonel looked stern, but his voice was smooth 
and collected. " That's ail right," he said, almost sooth- 
ingly. "You cut off with your party and report to 
the retiring position." 
The young man looked dazed, but saluted, and was 
moving off when the colonel caught him by the arm. 
"Corne and have a drink, Hetherton, belote going on," 
he said; "it'll do you good." 
":No, thank you, sir," replied Hetherton, and this rime 
he saluted with body as erect and arm as taut as if on 
parade. I another second he had vanished. 
There was tense silence as the colonel seized the 
telephone. 
"Put me through to B Battery," he said. Turning 
towards me, he added- "Turn out all the men not 
on telephone duty to take post on the top of the 
quarry. 
I slipped out and passed the order to the sergeant in 
charge of the signallers, roused up the servants, and saw 
that each man had his rifle. 
"Now, Duncombe," I said to the left-handed orderly 



22 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

who had beaten the infantry crack shot a few days 
before, "you may have a chance to see if your eye is 
in to-day." 
When I got back to the mess, I learned that the 
infantry had news that the Boche was coming over the 
crest towards our battle positions. The major com- 
manding B Battery had told the colonel that bis battery 
and A had the enemy in full view, and were firing with 
open sights. "We are killing hundreds of 'em, sir," he 
had reported with delightful insouciance. 
One sharp outburst from the colonel. As he came 
outside to see if our twenty-odd men were placed in 
the best positions for defending the quarry, he looked 
across and noted that the officers' chargers were saddled 
up, and that the grooms were leading them on to the 
road above. 
"Stop those horses !" he called out angrily. "Who 
gave orders for them to leave ? tIave my horses un- 
saddled at once. There's always some damn fellow who 
does a stupid thing like that and purs the wind up 
people." 
The situation was really saved by the adjutant's new 
charger, which, startled by an overcoat the groom had 
fiung over him, began the best exhibition of bucking he 
had given since he joined us. As he was in the lead, 
and access to the road was by a narrow closed-in track, 
no one could get by him. 
The grooms in a shamefaced way protested that some 
one had passed the " Saddle-up" order, and had a few 
hectic stinging words addressed to them. Apparently 
 mounted orderly, galloping past with a message, had 
shouted out something about the enemy being close 
behind. 



"THE BOCHE IS THROUGH !" 23 

The incident being closed, the colonel and myself 
strapped on belts and revolvers. The colonel glanced 
swiftly at the map position of the battery that the 
approaching Huns had scuppered, and then said 
quickly-- 
"Whatever happens, we shall have time for some- 
thing to eat. Tell Manning to bring in lunch." 



III. THE END OF A BATTERY. 

Wg none of us exact]y enjoyed that lunch. It was a 
nice lunch, too: the steak eut rhin, like steak à la 
qninute, and hot overdone, with crisp onion sprigs-- 
"bristled onions" the cook always called them; and, 
wonder of wonders! a pudding ruade by cribbing our 
bread allowance, with plum jam and a few strips of 
macaroni to spice it up. But the thought that the 
Boche had scuppered C Battery hot a thousand yards 
away, and was coming on, did hot inprove the appe- 
tire. And news of what was really happening was so 
scant and so indefinite! The colonel commented once 
on the tenderness of the steak, and then looked thought- 
ful; the doctor renmined dumb; for myself, I felt 
keyed up to the state that seems to clear the mind 
and to make one doubly alert in execution, but my 
hand did perhaps shake a trifle, and I drank two 
whiskies instead of my usual one. I thought of one or 
two things I ought to have donc and had left undone. 
I remember feeling distinctly annoyed because a par- 
ticular hair lotion on its way from England might not 
be delivered. I made sure that a certain discoloured 
Edward and Alexandra Coronation medal--given me 
for luck- was secure in my pocket-book, and stuffed 
my breast-pockets with all the cigars they would 
hold. 



THE EID OF A BATTERY 25 

Lunch was finished in about eight minutes, and the 
imperturbable Manning cleared away. 
"What about these Defence File papers and the 
maps on the wall, sir?" I asked the colonel, my 
mind harking back to newspaper accounts of German 
strategic documents captured by us in some of our 
advances. 
"Tear them up and put them on the tire. We won't 
destroy this map "--pointing to a neat and graphic piece 
of coloured draughts2nanship showing infantry and artil- 
lery dispositions--" until we have to." 
I got to work, and the tire crackled joyously. "Don't 
say we shall have to leave these to the Hun, doctor!" 
I said in shocked tones, picking up four copies of his 
adored ' Saturday Evening Post.' 
The doctor smiled vaguely, but answered nothing. 
Hostile shelling had ceased in our neighbourhood. The 
sound our ears waited for was the " putt--puttr--putt" 
of machine-guns, always the indication of a near infantry 
attack. I went out and ruade sure that the look-outs 
at both ends of the quarry were doing their work, and 
round our little Headquarters army, twenty-five men 
told, quiet and steady, and ready for the moment, should 
it corne. 
Half an hour slipped by. We spoke on the telephone 
to D Battery, who were on high ground..xN°, they could 
see no wave of German infantry approaching; but 
Bullivant, B Battery's major, who for the rime being 
was commanding C Battery's rear uncaptured guns as 
well as his own rear and forward 18-pounders, said Huns 
were coming up en masse from the south-west. "My guns 
are firing at them, and A's forward guns are shootin' 
as well," he went on. ":Nol I have seen nothing of 
our infantry, but observation is still bad; pockets of 



26 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

mist still about. About Bliss" (the signalling officer 
who had gone out in the morning and hot re- 
turned). "Oh! he stayed some time at our forward 
position and then said he was going to get over 
to A Battery to see why they were cut off from 
communication. A lot of 4"2's were coming over at 
the rime, and there were snipers about. He had to 
duck three or four times on the way and then dis- 
appeared from view." 
I)umble, captain of A Battery, who had corne up from 
the waggon line, dropped in and hurried off, saying he 
was going forward to see if he could get anywhere near 
the Battery. 
3 P.M." 1O further developments. "I'm going over 
to see General --," announced the colonel, naming the 
brigadier-general commanding the Iafantry Brigade we 
were covering. 
Five minutes later the adjurant of an infantry bat- 
talion on our left rang through and told me that large 
numbers of Germans were over the crest and advancing 
towards what the map showed me was our A Battery's 
forward positions. I put A Battery's rear position 
guns to tire on them by the map, and guessed that 
the Battery's forward guns would be hard at it al- 
ready. 
The colonel came back from the Infantry Brigade, 
quiet and self-possessed as ever. "Defence in depth 
means forces more scattered, and greater difficulty in 
keeping up communication," he remarked, taking a chair 
and lighting a cigarette. "As far as can be gathered, 
the situation is this- The Boche got through in force on 
our left and the--th I)ivision gave way. That bared 
our own I)ivision's left flank, and is the reason why the 
--rd Brigade had such a bad time and lost so many 



THE END OF A BATTERY 27 

guns. The enemy is till coming on; and he's doing 
too well, also against the--th Division on our right. 
Our own 1)eol)le sa), he has worked 1)ast their outposts, 
but that so far as is known they are holding out. The 
main battle 1)ositions are still sale, and a counter-attack 
is being arranged. No news at all of what is happening 
farther north !" This was the longest speech the colonel 
ruade on that 21st of March. 
4 P.M." I telel)honed to the regimental sergeant-major 
and told him to corne up with the mess cart and the G.S. 
waggon for remaining kit, and ordered the servants to 
1)ack up. Twenty minutes later Durable returned, dusty 
and disl)irited. 
"Vell, Durable, what news ? " inquired the colonel 
quickly. 
"I couldn't get to the Battery, sir--the enemy are 
round it, between it and our infantry," began Durable 
in cut-u 1) tones. 
" The nearest I got was in a trench held by the 7th 
Vestshires. An ofiicer told me that an advanced party 
of the enemy came over the crest about 12.30. They 
fired Very lights in response to a Hun contact plane that 
flew towards the switch-trench leading N.E. towards the 
battery. By 2 o'clock more enemy infantry were coming 
from the south, al)l)arently to join up with the advanced 
party who had sat tight. Both A and B ]3atteries fired 
on this new body, and they seemed to me dispersed. 
But by half-1)ast three, while I was there, Germans in 
small parties were crawling throtgh the wire in front of 
A Battery, and getting into our trenches." 
He 1)aused and wil»ed his streaming face with his 
handkerchief. 
"What were our infantry doing ?" the colonel in- 
terrogated. 



28 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

"There were only small parties of them, sir, and very 
scattered," went on Durable. "The otïicer and myself, 
with a dozen men, got along a trench to within thirty 
yards of some Huns and fired on them. But another 
party, from almost behind us, came along and bombed us 
back. We had two killed and brought one wounded 
man back with us. Another lot came up on our left 
and we had to move farther back." 
"Was the battery still firing when you came away ?" 
demanded the colonel. 
"Yes, sir, firing well, but mostly on fresh parties of 
Boche eight hundred yards away." 
A knock ai the door, and the entrance of a quick-eyed 
dapper bombardier from the very battery talked of 
prevented Durable continuing. 
"From Major Harville, sir," he said, saluting. 
Just a slip from an Army Book 136, in Harville's 
neat cramped handwriting. And the message itself was 
formal enough" a plain bald statement of a situation 
that contained heroism, drama, a fight against odds-- 
despair, probably, were the truth known; but despair 
crowned with the halo of glory and self-sacrifice. The 
message ran-- 
" I have fired 2200 rounds, and have only 200 
rounds left. My S.A.A. for Lewis guns and rifles 
is also running short. Can more ammunition be 
sent up immediately, please ? 
"The enemy has got through the wire in front 
of the battery, and is now on two sides of us. If 
the infantry can assist we can hold out until dark, 
when I will retire to rear position." 
The note was timed 3.40 e.. It was now 4.30 
The colonel was never more collected or more rapid 



THE END OF A BATTERY 29 

| 
in acting than at this moment. In two minutes he had 
spoken to the Infantry brigadier, and asked whether im- 
mediate assistance could not be sent. Then he wrote 
this note fo Major Harville-- 

"Your message timed 3.40 P.m received af 
4.30 P.M. 
" Hold on : you are doing splendidly, and counter- 
attacks are being organised. 
"Teams with limbers to withdraw your guns fo 
rear position by 8 P.M. are being sent for." 

" [ hope the counter-attack is in time," he said to me 
with a certain sad thoughtfulness before handing the note 
to the bombardier. "Do you think you can get back to 
the battery, bombardier?" he added. " I'm afraid you'll 
find more ]oche there now." 
"l'll try, sir," replied the bombardier stoutly. 
" Off you go then, but be careful !" 
In the peiod of waiting that followed we seemed to 
have forgotten that three hours ago we were expecting 
every minute to have fo turn out and face the toche 
with rifie and revolver. Save for the colonel and two 
or three of the signallers and a couple of servants, non 
of us were experienced soldiers; all our previous experi- 
ence had been in attack; if was something new this 
feeling that a powerful, energetic, dctermined foe was 
beating down out opposition and getting nearer and 
nearer. Yet, whatever they may have felt, hot one of 
out little hand showed signs of depression or nervous 
excitement. The signalling-sergeant was cursing the 
sanitary orderly for hot having cleared up a particular 
litter of tins and empty cigarette packets; the oflicers' 
cook was peeling potatoes for dinner, and I heard the 



30 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

old wheeler singing softly to himself some stupid, old- 
rime, music-hall ditty. 
In the mess no one spoke a word, but each of us knew 
that our one thought was whether A battery would be 
able to hold out. 
5.30 P.M. : The answer, a grim and saddening one. 
A sergeant came hurrying in. 
"They've captured the battery, sir," he said bluntly, 
"and Major Harville is killed. I came to report, sir. 
,, 
I was the only one to get-away. 
I think sometimes of famous cases of tragedy and 
passion I have heard unfolded at the Old Bailey and the 
Law Courts, and the intense, ahnost theatrical atmos- 
phere surrounding them, and compare it to the simple 
setting of this story, told in matter-of-fact tones by a 
sergeant standing to attention. "We finished all our 
ammunition, sir," he began, addressing the colonel, "and 
took out rifles. Major Harville was shot by a machine- 
gun while he was detailing us to defend the two gun-pits 
farthest from the place where the enemy had got past 
our wire. He fell into my gun-pit, sir, shot in the head. 
Mr Dawes, who took command, said we would keep on 
with rifles, and Bombardier Clidstone was doing fine 
work with his Lewis gun. The Huns didn't seem in- 
clined to corne close, and after a conference in my gun- 
pit with M:r Bliss, Mr Dawes asked for a volunteer to 
try and find the nearest infantry, and to tell them we'd 
hold on if they could engage the enemy and prevent him 
rushing us. I said I would try, and crawled on my 
belly, sir, through the grass to an empty trench. The 
battery fired several fine volleys; I heard them for a 
long rime. It was slow work crawlbg away without 
being seen, and when I had got 600 yards and was try- 
ing Lo get my bearing--I don't know what rime it was. 



THE END OF A BATTERY 31 

"Then I noticed that no firing came from the battery. 
There was no sound at all for over ten minutes. Then 
about a hundred Germans rushed forward and started 
bombing the gun-pits, and some of out men came up. I 
saw about a dozen of them marched off as prisoners." 
"¥ou are quite sure Major Harville was killcd ?" 
asked the colonel quietly. 
"Yes, sir; he fell right in my gun-pit." 
We all stood silent, looking on the ground, l'oor 
Harville The phrase that kept running in my mind 
was, " One of the best," but with a diItirent meaning to 
that in which generally it is use& A gallant upright 
soul. The very best type of the civilian soldier who 
fought this war for England. Before the war a pro- 
fessional man who had given no thought to fighting- 
when he became a soldier it was because he understood 
thoroughly, and believed in,completely, all that for which 
he was ready to give his life. 
A clean-living, truly religious man too, who loathed 
loose talk and swearing, and lived up to his ideals even 
amid the slime and filth of war. And his bravery was 
that of the honest man who fears and yet faces danger, 
not the bull-headed heroism of the " man who knows no 
fear." Poor Harville ! 
The sergeant spoke again. 
" Before I came back here, sir, af ter the enemy had 
marched off our men, B ]3attery turned their guns on 
the Germans in A Battery'g position." 
"Did they ?" said the colonel, his face lighting up. 
"Sp]endid !" 
"Yes, sir; they fired well, a hundred rounds, I should 
think. They scattered all the Germans, sir: they ran 
like mad." 
We had given up hope of ever hearing again of the 



32 PUSHED, AND TItE RETURN PUSIt 

two sniping guns sited just behind the original front line, 
C's 18-pdr. and D's 4"5 how. They were ai least 2000 
yards in front of the ill-fated A Battery, and must have 
been captured. What was our surprise then to note the 
arrival, ata slow easy walk, of the sergeant of D Battery 
who had been in charge of the 4-5 howitzer. He reported 
that the detachments had corne away safely ai 5.45 l'.M., 
and belote doing so had "spiked" both guns, and so left 
their enemy useless booty. It was such an orderly accourir 
of action, taken strictly according to drill-book procedure, 
that I have pieced it together in this form :-- 

2.30 ,¢.M. A few shells falling. 
4.30 ,¢.M. Intense hostile bombardment begun. Officer 
at O.P. ordered detachments to man guns. 
4.32 A.M. Fired on two targets on orders from O.P. 
qoon. Colnmunication with 0.1 . broke down. 
12.30 l'.M. Attempt to mend O.P. wire failed, as it was 
too badly cut by shell tire. 
1 P.M. The sergeant of D Battery went away to try and 
discover the situation and to obtain orders. 
2 P.M. The sergeant round the men in neighbourhood of 
O.P. Otficer obviously killed or a prisoner. Enemy 
troops also along road leading to battery positions 
where ofiïcers could be round. Returned to "snip- 
ing" howitzer. 
4.30 P.. The sergeant then endeavoured to get in touch 
with the infantry, and to obtain orders from them. 
tte round none of out own infantry, but  machine- 
gun officer directed him to hold on as long as he 
could. He returned again, and discovering Germans 
close to the iS-pdr, and the 4"5 howitzer, ordered the 
detachments to open tire on them with rifles. The 
enemy were dispersed after ten nfinutes' shooting. 



THE END OF A BATTERY 33 

5.45 P.. The two detachments came away, first blow- 
ing up the 4"5 how. and removing the breech 
mechanism, dial sight, and sight clinometer of the 
18-pdr. As soon as he had vacated the position 
the sergeant reported to the machine-gun officer and 
then to his battery's rear position. 

" That's the way to carry on war," exclaimed the 
colonel when the sergeant had saluted and departed" 
"A stout fellow that!" 
The reports from Divisional Artillery and from the 
Infantry Brigade with whom we were in liaison showed 
that the Hun was still coming on to the left and the 
right of us. Directly in front of us he seemed quiescent, 
but our orders were to get over the canal after nightfall. 
The colonel dictated orders for the batteries to me, and 
then said-- 
"I want you to get a telephone line out from here 
over the canal. The batteries will corne into action 
behind the railway embankment." Ie indicated the 
positions on the map. "I'm going to keep an officer 
at B Battery's rear O.1 . until the last moment, and 
the line must run from him to here and thence over 
the canal to the batteries in their new positions. You 
quite understand ? I shall stay with GeneraI -- (the 
infantry brigadier) and cross the canal with him. Leave 
me one telephonist. We'll have dinner and get the kit 
and the mess cart back to the waggon lines; and you'd 
better get your line out immediately af ter dinner." 
These orders were clear enough. We dined comfort- 
ably, and by 8 p.M. all the waggons, save the mess cart, 
were ready to move out of the quarry. 
As I stepped out of the mess to see that arrange- 
ments were complete the regimental sergeant-major 



3¢ PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

approached me, saying" "They say the strong point at 
 (about 600 yards away) has fallen, sir. We're 
quite ready fo lllOVe, sir!" 
A voice behind me, the colonel's- "Put a stop af 
once fo such a ridiculous, panicky rumour. The next 
lnan who repeats it is fo be put under arrest." 
Nevertheless, when the telephone bell rang and I 
went inside the mess fo answer it, the infantry brigade- 
major's high-pitched volte said in quick sharp tones" 
" The strong point has just been carried by the enemy. 
¥ou'd better be clearing out of your quarry." 



35 

IV. THE NIGHT OF MARCH 21 

SO,METHIlqG that aroused anger, recrimination, and some 
amusement occurred during our night evacuation of the 
quarry. Officers' and men's kit, the signalling outfit, the 
doctor's medical stores, and the cook's stove and kitchen 
utensils, had been packed. The sergeant-major had a 
final hunt round, and then gave the order " Walk 
march!" The G.S. waggon, drawn by six D.A.C. mules, 
set off ai regulation pace, the mess cart drawn by Minnie, 
the fat roan, followed with due sedateness; and then, 
hang me! if the pole of the Maltese cart didn't snap 
in two. Old-soldier resource and much hard swearing 
failed to make it a workable vehicle. Worse sill, if 
was this cart that contained the officers' kit, including 
the colonel's. It was pitch-dark, and the advancing 
enemy not more than a thousand yards away. 
I wasn't there ai that exact moment, but I believe 
the sergeant-major blamed the size of our "on leave " 
adjutant's spare kit for the breakdown. "A valise and 
a hall, two bags and a portmanteu--enough for three 
people," he growled. An attempt was ruade to get .oui' 
kit away by adding to the load on the G.S. waggon, but 
that made if altogether too top-heavy; and after ten 
minutes of sweating and shouing the sergeant-major 
told the drivers to more off, leaving the wrccked 
:Maltese crt and the ofiïcers' kit behind. That ws 



36 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

how I found it--on the ground--when, having received 
final instructions from the colonel for linking up the 
batteries by telephone as soon as they took up new 
positions on the other side of the canal, I came out 
of the mess. Ihe colonel's servant stood by, looking 
angrily at the abandoned kit; and the sergeant-major, 
now on his horse, was saying he would try to borrow 
a cart from one of the batteries and get the stuff over 
the causal at any rate. 
"Get away as soon as you can," I interrupted, "and 
bring back the first cart you unload at the waggon 
lines. You've got to get the Maltese cart away as 
well. Two of the servants will stay behind to help 
load up when you return. And look sharp if you 
don't want the Boche to be here first." 
A squadron of Yeomanry, with picks and shovels, 
were lining up in front of the quarry as I came away 
with three of the signallers. It was extremely dark, 
there was a dampness in the air that suggested rain, 
some Boche howitzers were firing over out heads across 
the canal, and a steady " putt-puttr-putt-putt" in the 
direction o the strong point, that less than half an 
hour ago had fallen, told of a machine-gun duel in 
progress. It was not an inspiriting moment; and 
over us, like a pall, lay an atmosphere of doubt and 
apprchension, that lack of knowledge of what was 
really happening only added to. 
But at such moments there's nothing so steadying to 
mind and senses as something definite to do. Earlier on 
I had noted marked on a Corps signalling-map a test-box 
between the qurry and the canal and another one along 
the railway embankment, hot far from the retiring 
positious assigned to the batteries. If we could find 
them the labour of laying an overlnd telephone wire 



THE NIGHT OF MARCH 21 37 

from the quarry to the opposite side of the canal would 
be saved. We set out, got off the radway, and did a 
good del of floundering about in hedge-bottms and over 
waste lands; but the important thing was that we found 
both test-boxes, and that the buried cables we hoped for 
were there. 
10.30 l'.M. : ] had reeled out my lines alongside the 
railway from the test-box to D F, attery and to C and A, 
who, because of the nine guns the brigade had lost in the 
morning, had become a composite battery. They had 
crossed the canal in cmparative quiet and were now 
laying out lines of tire by cmpass bearings. 1 Battery 
were coming along to a spot near the railway farther 
north, and my signallers were waiting to connect them 
up. Things were indeed getting ship-shape again. I 
had spoken through to the colonel and put him in touch 
with his battery conmmnders, and to the F.O.O. left t 
the rearmost O.:P. on the eastern side of the canal. Tbe 
colonel had issued a night-iiring 1,rogramme just as if 
we were in sett.led positions, and with fresh ammunition 
arriving from the original waggon lines the batteries 
began "pooping off" with brisk enthusiasm, their object 
being, of course, to cover the retirement of out infantry. 
Every one of us had turned out that morning immedi- 
ately the ttun bombardment started. :No sleep could be 
looked for that night either; but there was the morrow, 
:Match 22nd, to be reckoned withit might entail even 
more wear and tear than the day which was ending; so 
I sent back to the waggon lines all but six of the 
signallers, the brigade clerks, the two wireless operators, 
who had nothing whatever to do, and most of the 
servants, telling them to get as much sloop as possible, 
The colonel's servant was still in the quarry guarding 
out castaway kit; my own servant I had stationed on 



38 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

the canal bridge so that he could report to me as soon as 
the sergcant-major and the rescuing waggon hove in 
sight. 
Our discovery of the buried cable running under the 
canal had a sequel equally welcome. One of the tele- 
phone linemcn said he believed there was another "bury" 
on the far side of the railway cutting, and that it con- 
nected with the back areas. The signalling-sergeant and 
mysclf set out on another hunt, and, joy ! we discovered, 
after patient test calls with a D.III. telephone, that by 
speaking through two exchanges we could communicate 
with our own Divisional H.Q. It was six hundred yards 
from the railway cutting, but I could now keep in touch 
with the colonel in front, the batteries to right and lcft 
of me along the railway, and the brigadier-general and 
the brigade-major in rear. 
1 A.M. : My work for the moment was complete and I 
could take it easy. I stood outside the test-box that 
had become a sort of Brigade H.Q. and listened to the 
waspish crack of our 18-pdrs. sending defiance to the 
enemy. The six signallers--plus a terrierhad crowded 
into the tiny sandbag shelter that protected the test-box. 
Oae of them, receiver to car, waited for calls, a candle 
stuck on an inverted mess-tin shedding sutticient light 
for the pencilling of messages. The othcrs sprawled in 
cramped positions, snuggled one against another for 
warmth, and sought sleep. The doings of the Boche 
seemed nmre puzzling than ever. What was happeniug 
on the other side of the canal ? 'ive hours ago he had 
captured a strong post within 1800 yards of the spot on 
which I now stood, and we had no reserve lines of 
infantry in front of him. Why this strange quiescence ? 
And then my mind took another turn. What had 
become of the sergeant-major with the waggon thut was 



THE NIGHT OF MARCH 21 39 

to gather up our left kit ? Why did he take such a long 
time? I thought bitterly of my field boots, and the 
:British warm I was beginning to want, and the new 
jacket and breeches, all in my valise. Why hadn't I 
put on my best pair of leggings to corne away in ? The 
Boche would have been welcome to the older ones I was 
wearing; besides, they didn't fit so well as the pair left 
in the quarry. 
The little American doctor suddenly nipped my elbow. 
I had missed him during the last two hours. " Say, son," 
he said, "corne and take a walk along the line" l've 
happened on a hut down along there with a tire in it. 
Belongs to some sappers. Cone and take a warm." 
Can t, I replied, shaking my head ; " I'd like to, but 
I shall bave to be like the Boy who stood on the urn- 
ing Deck to-night. I must stop on this spot until the 
colonel comes across." 
The doctor toddled off, and I got the telephonist to 
ring through to the colonel. "The enemy seems to be 
waiting. He's not troubling out infantry," he informed 
me, and then added, "Has the kit been got away from 
the quarry yet ?" 
I ruade sure that the telephonist was ringing up each 
battery every ten minutes to see that the lines were in 
working order, and then climbed up the railway bank 
and walked over to inquire if the brigade-major had any 
news. He hadn't. "And try and keep in touch with 
us on this line," he added. "It's the only way we bave 
at the moment of speaking to your LnCade. 
2 h.»i.- The best news of the night. The sergeant- 
major had crossed the bridge. Our precious kit would 
be borne to safety At 3.15 A.. he passed again, 
triumphant, the Maltese car in tow as well. Hurrah 
Let the war now proceed ! 



40 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

At 4.30 the colonel telephoned that the infantry 
brigadier and himself were about to cross the canal. The 
telephone wire could be cut, and I was to meet him at 
the railway bridge in twenty minutes' rime. 
"The infantry are crossing the canal at six o'clock," he 
said when he rode up and called my name through the 
mist. "Iatteries will start to withdraw to their next 
positions at 6.30. Each battery will withdraw a section 
(two guns) at a rime; and the last section nmst hot pull 
out until the preceding section is in action at the new 
position." tIe gave me the map co-ordinates of the new 
positions, and rode oiI to visit the battery commanders. 
6 A.M. : Extraordinary, it mas to be another rainless 
hazy morning, tIow the weather always assists the 
Boche! In the grey gloom on top of the embankment I 
could see forms moving--our own infantry, marching 
steadily, neither cheerful nor depressed, just moving, im- 
personal forms. "What's happened ?" I asked a subaltern, 
keeping rime with him as he marched. 
"We're going back to Rouez Wood," he answered. 
"The Westshires are lining up now behind the canal." 
"Are they going to hold it ?" I asked. 
"Don't know," was the reply; "only know our 
orders." 
"Had many casualties ?" I asked again. 
"2qo! only a few from snipers. We weren't in the 
counter-attack." 
They swung round and passed over the railway bridge, 
making west. On the bridge stood a keen-eyed, small- 
featured sapper major. I talked to him. 
"1o!" he informed me, "there's no intention of 
making a stand here. We've blown up all the canal 
bridges except one." A muffled boom! "Ah, there 
goes the last one. All our infantry are over by now." 



THE NIGHT OF MARCH 21 

A few German 4"2's were coming over now, mostly 
on the western side of the railway cutting. They helped 
to put a bit of ginger into the withdrawal of the guns. 
A section of each battery had now pulled out; the teams 
" walked out," crossing the bridge and heading down the 
road. There was no trotting. The batteries went out 
heads high. 
7 ,.M. : On the telephone I learned that the last two 
sections were waiting the arrival of mounted orderlies to 
tell them to pull out. tlight! I disconnected the 
wires, told the signallers to report to l; Iattcry where 
I would pick them up, and hot to waste time getting 
there. Then I sought a copse on the other side of the 
bridge, where I knew my horses would be waiting. 
The sentry and the sappers who waited to blow up the 
bridge remained at their posts silent and still. Forty 
yards after passing them I was alone. I stopped in the 
road and turned to look back. The sun was breaking 
through the mist, but it was a mournful landscape--dull, 
soulless. Ail at once I felt chilled and tired, and for 
the first rime my thoughts turned seriously and intently 
towards what the newly-arrived day had in store for 
myself, for the Brigade, for Englnd. 
From the other side of the canal the "putt-puttr- 
putt" of machine-guns! I turned westwards and went 
in search of my horses. 



V. A GUNNER'S V.C. 

NOT cven on this twenty-second of Match did we realise 
fully the vast conceltion and the extent of the German 
swoop, and that our Brigade was as jetsam and as flotsam 
carried along on the mightiest part of the storm 
flood. 
7.30 A.M.: The last sections of our batteries to pull 
out fronl behind the railway embankment passed me on 
the road, the horses walking grandly, the men tired but 
in high enough spirits. The enemy long-range guns 
were waking up now and playing a danmable tattoo on 
the main routes leading west. I saw one limber-waggon 
belonging to the Engineers blown sky-high, and three 
maimed horses had to be shot. 
At the cross-roads east of the wood behind which the 
batteries were retiring I came upon the colonel, his over- 
coat buttoned up, his face pallid with sleeplessness; but 
his mood was ont for overriding ditiiculties. He rode 
beside me awhile, and then pulled up, exclaiming, "Let's 
have a cup of tea to start the day with. Laneridge "-- 
to his groom--" bring my Thermos flask." 
"The first thing for you to do," he went on, as we 
drank tea and munched ration biscuits, a few of which 
wise folk always slip into their pockets when things are 
a-doing out here, "is to get wires out to the batteries 
again. Headquarters will be ai Rouez. Division have 



A GUNNER'S V.C. 3 

gone back to where Corps were yesterday, and we 
take over their quarters." 
"What's the view of things at Infantry tteadquarters, 
sir ? " I asked as we mounted again. 
"Well, they blame the mist for the enemy getting 
past the outposts. Most of the machine-guns they 
camouflaged with so much trouble never came into the 
picture. But for some reason or other the Boche didn't 
follow up. l'erhaps he was waiting for reservcs, or 
perhaps he got suspicious. Out ifantry didn't suffit 
many casualties, and I'm sure thc cnemy didn't. We 
retired according to sche|ulc rime, and things were quite 
quiet when I crossed the canal at four o'clock this 
morning. 
"Extraordnary atitude of mind some of the men 
out here nowadays have," be proceeded. "Last night 
they brought n one of the----'s, who was .captured 
by the Boche in the mornng but escaped and got back 
to the battalion. He said that the cnemy set prisoncrs 
bringing ammunition up to ther front line. When he 
was asked how he escaped, he said that a shell killed 
'the man-in-charge' of the party and he got away. 
' The man-in-charge,'" repeated the colonel. " He 
spoke as if the Boche N.C.O. were a sort of fore- 
man, and as if bringing up ammunition which was to 
be shot at your own countrymen was the most ordinary 
thng in the world." 
Two high-velocity shells whizzed above out heads, and 
the colonel's mare plunged excitedly. The enemy were 
evidently "stoking up" for a fresh effort. We trotted 
on and toured the batteries, the colonel inspecting the 
), 
O.I. s from which out tire was to be directed, and ascer- 
taining whether there was difficulty in keeloing ammu- 
nition supply up to 300 rounds per gun. When we 



44 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

reached the Brigade tteadquarters horse lines, I in- 
structed the sergeant-major to turn out the telephone 
waggon in readiness to lay lines to the new battery 
positions. Then breakfast--steaming tea and sizzlini 
fried eggs and bacon cooked to the minute. Nothing 
like being out all night for galvanising the breakfast 
al)petite. And no time for kingering afterwards. A 
canter along the roadside to catch up the telel)hone 
cart; thell, while the signalling-sergeant, a good fellow 
who could read a map, reeled out lines through the 
wood to the batteries, I undertook a tussle with the 
terminal boards in the huge and elaborate dug-out 
telephone exchange, that up to 5 A.. had been the 
chief exchange of the whole Division. Now that 
Divisional Headquarters had been established where 
Corps I[eadquarters had been the da 3, belote, four toiles 
baek, there had to be a re-allotnmnt of lines to Infantry, 
Artillery, Engineers, A.S.C., and the other units that 
work out the will of the Divisional Commander. 
" Fil get young :Bushman down from B Battery to do 
signalling-ofiïeer to-morrow. If will be difiàeult for you 
to do adjutant and signalling-offieer as well, remarked the 
colonel two hours later, as he bent over his maps. 
3 P.M. : A R.H.A. brigade had put in a claire for the 
quarters destined for us. Three days ago this would have 
resulted in polite reerimination and telephoned appeals 
to higher authorities, but to-day, sueh is the effeet of 
mobile warïare, we ail managed to dig in somehow. A 
deeent but for the colonel had been ïound, and there 
was a room in a bomb-mauled cottage, where the doetor, 
"Swiffy," the veterinary oflïeer, and myeelf hoped to 
spread out eamp-beds. We had shaved and washed and 
lunehed, and looked and felt respectable again. The 
C.R.A. and the brigade-major had ealled and gone off 



A GUNNER'S V.C. 45 

with the colonel to see the batteries shoot. I had 
forwarded by despatch- rider the Brigade return of 
casualties to the staff captain, so that reinforcements 
might be applied for forthwith. A French pointer of 
confiding disposition, who calne into the mess from 
nowhere in particular, seemed quite to have ruade up 
his mind that we were corne to stay. 
The telephone bell! The brigade-major of our com- 
panion Infantry Brigade, with the latest news ! " He's 
not crossed the canal on out front yet, and your guns 
are doing good work keeping him bck. But he's got 
farther forward than we expected north of us. It's 
from the south that we want more news. There's a 
report that we have been pushed out of Tergnier. That's 
very bad, if true." 
A quarter of an hour ]ater he rang up again. "There's 
a report that enemy ilffantry are massing in Z 23 d 5.8. 
Can you turn your guns on to 'em ?" I looked at the 
map co-ordinates he had given, and rang through to 
the batteries. 
4.30 .M.: Pretty definite signs now that.the enemy 
was coming on. A 5"9 had ruade a hole a hundred yards 
from where Headquarter horse lines had been staked out. 
Another had crashed among the trees that sheltered out 
mess, and a branch, after being jerked yards high in the 
air, had fallen plunk through the cook's bed. And they 
were hot long-range shells either. Also, there had been 
seven shots from the most wicked, the most unsettling 
weapon in the Hun armoury--the 4.2 high-velocity 
gun, that you don't hear until it is past you, so to 
speak. One shell grazed the top of the office in which 
the doctor and myself were siting; another snapped off 
a tree-trunk like--well, as a 4"2 does snap off a tree- 
trunk. Most ominous sign of all--when the seven shots 



6 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

had been fired, three ugly-looking holes ringed them- 
selves round the colonel's hut. Next, a ttun aeroplane, 
with irritating sauciness, circled above our camp, not 
more than rive hundred feet up. Our "Archies" ruade 
a lot of noise, and enjoyed their customary success: the 
Hun airman sailed calmly back to his own lines. 
6 f.M. : The adjurant of the 12,.H.A. Brigade came in 
to tell me that the enemy were getting closer, and that 
the break-tbrough on out right admitted of no doubt. 
I despatched written orders to the battery waggon 
lines for gun teams and limbers to be brought up to 
within a thousand yards of the guns. 
7 e.M. : The colonel was back. A battery that had 
only reached France three days befoe had been put 
under bis comnmnd, fo compensate for the loss of 
seven guns from A and C batteries. It was getting 
dark, but the ofiicers ai the O.P.'s in front of the 
wood were still able to pick up moving targets, and 
many Gernlans were being accounted for. 
The colonel found rime to mention more episodes of 
the Match Twenty-first fighting. "Every bridge over 
the canal was blown up by 6.30 this morning," he said; 
" but, do you know tht D Battery's cook, who had got 
left behind last night, and seems to bave wandered about 
a good deal, did hot corne over until nine o'clock this 
lnorning ? No wonder we retired in comfort." 
The brigadier had told him more of what had hap- 
pened to the--rd, our companion Divisional Artillery 
Brigade. "Their C Batry put up a wonderful fight-- 
got infantry and trench mortars to help, and didn't come 
away until 10 P.M., after putting their guns out of action. 
One gunner did extraordinarily stout work. Unaided, 
and with a rifle, he held up a Boche machine-gun 
party that had worked round on the battery's left, 



A GU:N:NER'S V.C. 4,7 

flanl:, and later, with three others, captured the machine- 
gun. One Boche, who broke through, he chased over 
hall the country apparently, and shot him down. The 
amusing thing is that when he had killed thc Boche he 
searched his pockets, and round a cake, addressed to a 
bombardier in another battery. The Huns had scuppered 
this battery and ransacked their dug-outs. The bombar- 
dier was somewhat surprised last night when the gunner 
handed him his lost cake." 
This was a gunner who eventually was awarded the 
highest honour a soldier can win. 
8 œe..- A dinner much disturbed by German artillery. 
They started a tremendous shelling of the wood in which 
we were encamped. Salvos of 5"9's ruade deafening 
crashes among the trees, and the earth was shuken 
by the heavier, more awe-inspiring "crump" of thc 
8-inch how. There was now, too, a steady bombard- 
ment of Villequier Aumont, the village, a toile and a 
halï behind, in which' the battery waggon lines had 
been installed. 
The colonel came to a rapid decision. "They'll make 
Villequier Aumont and the wood too hot for waggon 
lines to-night," he remarked. "We'll move them at 
once to the other side of Villequier Aumont. Dump 
them on the roadside. You'd better go and see it carried 
out. Leave me two cycle orderlies, and l'Il stay with 
the Infantry Brigade. They have a mined dug-out 
here." 
So, for the second rime in twenty-four hours, we did 
a night retirement. Infantry were coming back along 
the road, and big shells were falling at regular intervals. 
Any amount of retreating traffic on the other side of 
Villequier Aumont, but no signs of panic or confusion. 
A block caused by supply lorries coming ïrom the oppo- 



48 PUSLIED, AND TLIE RETURN PUSLI 

site direction threatened to hold up some ambulance cars, 
but it was only momentary. Out little American doctor 
did good work here, galloping off to halt the supply 
lorries and raising Cain until the traffic sorted itself out. 
I selected a field near the roadside for Headquarter 
waggon lines. A stream tan conveniently by. The 
horses were watered and fed; our Headquarter notice- 
board was duly afiïxed to a roadside tree; and the doctor 
added to his previous achievement by tying a tarpaulin 
to the side of the mess cart, so that "Swiffy," the doctor 
himself, and myself had shelter when we lay down. 
The moon rose glorious, serene ; there was no need for 
candles to light us to bed. We slept heavily, too tired 
to worry about the morrow, or the menacing drone of 
Hun 'planes overhead. 



49 

VI. BEHIND VILLEQUIER AUMONT 

I HAVE tried to explin how " this tlood-burst of moving 
war, such as the world had never before seen," affected 
one unit of the R.F.A., and one unimportant civilian 
soldier who was doing adjutant ; how the immensity and 
swift thoroughness of the German effort must have been 
realised by the casual newspper reader in England more 
quickly than by the average officer or man who had to 
fight against it. 
5.30 .M. : That six hours' sloop under a tarpaulin did 
me all the good in the world, and by 5 .M. I was out 
seeing that our Headquarter horses were being groomed 
and fed and got ready for immediate action. 
The guns were particularly quiet, and I remember 
thinking- wo have retreated eight toiles in forty-eight 
hours-it's about time we stopped. Something is sure 
to be doing farther north, where we are so much 
stronger. 
Breakfst and a shave; thon a move forward to find 
the colonel, and to learn whether ho wanted the waggon 
lines brought up again. It was a lovely morning. A 
beautiful stretch of meadowland skirted the road leading 
back to Villequier Aumont, and my horse cantered as if 
the buoyancy of spring possessed him also. I caught up 
Fentiman of D Battery, who said ho was shifting 
his waggon lines back to Villequier Aumont. " The 
D 



50 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

water and the standings are so much better there," 
he said. 
I round the colonel standing in the square at Ville- 
quiet Aumont, watching the departure by car of the 
three American ladies who for a month past had dis- 
pensed tea and cakes in the gaily-painted maisonette at 
the top of the village. They had been the first har- 
bingers of the approaching brotherhood between the 
]3ritish and American Armies in this part of the Front: 
brave hospitable women, they had ruade many friends. 
The colonel was not in such good mood this morning. 
He had remained through the night with the" infantry 
brigadier in the wood fr0m which our horse lines had 
withdrawn the previous evening. The dug-out was none 
too large, and his only rest had been a cramped four 
hours trying to sleep on the floor. With no test at all 
the night before, no wonder he looked fagged. But im- 
mediately there were orders to give, he became his usual 
alert, clear-headed self. "It is most important this 
morning that we should keep communication with our 
Divisional Artillery Headquarters," he began. "Bring 
the telephone cart back to the wood at once, and put 
a couple of telephonists into the dug-out. They'll be 
safe there until the last possible moment. It's un- 
certain yet whether we're going to hold the enemy up 
there or not." 
I galloped back and brought the telephone cart along 
at a trot. The two wheelers, particularly "the doctor's 
mare," stepped out in most refreshing style. "The old 
cart's never had such a day since it's been to France," 
grinned the signalling-sergeant when we pulled up. Odd 
5"9's were falling in the wood; our batteries had shifted 
in the early morning from the eastern side of the 
wood to positions more north-west, and two Horse 



BEHIND VILLEQUIER AUMONT 51 

Artillery batteries were rnoving up behind the rise 
that protected our right flank, tut what was this ? 
Coming up at a stead.y rnarch, bayonets glinting, a 
long column of blue-grey wound into view. French 
infantry! The thin line of khaki was af last to 
receive support! 
7 A..: The Infantry battle was now developing 
sharply two thousand yards in front of us. Shells 
crashed persistently into the wood; the " putt- 
puttr- putt" of machine- guns rattled out ceaselessly. 
• Whirnsically I recalled quieter days on the 
Somme, when our rnachine-gunners used fo loose off 
seven rounds in such a way as to give a very pass- 
able imitation of that popular comic-song tag, " Urn- 
tiddy-om-pom--Pom-pon, !" After three attempts we 
had given up trying to keep telephone touch with the 
batteries, and [ had detailed lnounted orderlies to be 
in readiness. One line I kept going, though, between 
the hut where the infantry brigadier and his brigade- 
major and the colonel received messages describing 
the progress of the fighting, and the telephone dug- 
out, whence the colonel could be switched on to 
the artillery brigadier. There was bad news of the 
battery just out from England that had corne under 
the colonel's comnmnd the evening before. Three of 
their guns had been smashed by direct hits, and they 
had lost horses as well. The toche were swarming 
over the canal now, and our A and C and t tatteries 
were firiug over open sights and cutting up Gerrnans 
as they surged towards our trenches. 
11 A.M. : Orders frorn our own brigadier to pull out 
the guns and retire to a crest behind Villequier Aurnont. 
I heard the news corne along the telephone wire, and 
went through the wood to seek further directions from 



52 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSIt 

the colonel. It was evident now that the wood could 
only be held at great sacrifice, and by determined hand- 
to-hand fighting. The Boche outnumbered us by at 
least four to one, and French help had not yet arrived 
in sufficient strength. I walked behind two rows of 
French and British infantry, lying ready in shallow 
newly-dg trenches. They looked grave and thoughtful; 
some of them had removed their tunics. I remember 
noting that of four hundred men I passed hot one was 
tMking to his neighbour. I remember noticing a few 
horses waiting behind, and motor-eyelist messengers 
hurriedly arriving and hurriedly departing. I re- 
member most of ail the mournful, desolate howling 
of a dog, tied up to one of the now deserted huts 
the poor friendly Freneh pointer who the day before 
had snuggled his nose into my hand. Iqear the hedge 
leading to the hut where I should find the colonel stood 
 group of infantry offieers. One of them, a tall lieu- 
tenant-colonel, I reeognised as Colonel who had 
dined with us in out mess in the quarry  few nights 
belote the offensive started. His head was heavily band- 
aged. I learned some days afterwards tht he had been 
wounded while leading a company of his battalion in a 
counter-attack; and that hot long after I passed him 
that morning in the wood he reorganised and exhorted 
his men, facing terrific rifle and machine-gun tire--and 
indeed showed such glorious and inspiring courage that 
he gained the Victoria Cross. 
1 l'.M. : The mounted orderlies had delivered orders to 
the batteries to retire, and D Battery was already trek- 
king along the road the other side of Villequier Aumont. 
Machine-gun tire in the wood we had left was hotter 
than ever. And the German guns were moving up, as 
could be told when long-range efforts began to be ruade 



BEHIND VILLEQUIER AUMONT 53 

on the villages behind Villequier Aumont. Hall a dozen 
high-velocity shells struck the road we had traversed, 
one of them knocking out a Horse Artillery waggon and 
three horses. Two other horses had to be shot, and the 
sixth bolted. From the markings on a good home that 
I round tied to out own lines later in the day, I con- 
cluded that the runaway had strayed in out direction; 
and in the matter of strayed horses--good horses, that 
is--the sergeant- major always worked on the prin- 
ciple, "It's all in the same firm." At any rate, we 
had a valuable spare horse for the trying match that 
followed. 
2.30 P.. : The colonel had selected the new positions 
for the batteries, and two of them were already in. 
While we waited the arrival of the others, we flung 
ourselves down in a hay- field and watched the now 
continuous stream of men, batteries, transport lorries, 
and ambulance cars coming up the hill leading from 
¥illequier Aumont, and toiling past us towards Ugny. 
There was no doubting it now: it was a retreat on a 
big scale. 
All round us were rolling fields, ricb of soil, and tilled 
and tended with that French care and thoroughness that 
the war has intensified. Even small irregular patches 
at road-crossings have been cultivated for the precious 
grain these last two years. "The ]oche will get all 
this, curse him !" muttered the colonel. 
Major Bullivant of 1 Battery came over the hill on 
the pet grey maejthat, in spite of three changes from 
one Division to another, he had managed to keep with 
him all the rime he had been in France. tte didn't 
dismount in drill-book fashion; he just fell off. It was 
spirit, hot physique, that was keeping him going. Un- 
shaven, wild-eyed, dirty, he probably didn't know it. 



54 PUSI=IED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

tIis mind centred on nothing but the business in hand. 
"My battery is coming through Villequier Aumont now, 
sir," he informed the colonel. " For a few minutes I 
was afraid we weren't going to get out. My damn fool 
of a sergeant-major, for some reason or other, took the 
gun-teams back to the waggon lines this morning. Said 
he was going to change them and bring fresh teams up 
after breakfast or something. When t-eadle came up 
with the teams we were under machine-gun tire. Got 
one man killed and three wounded, and we have a few 
scratches on the shields.. . If I don't get up, sir, I 
shall fall fast asleep," he exclaimed suddenly. "Where 
are our new positions, sir ?" 
The colonel handed him his flask, and he smiled. "As 
a matter of fact, sir, l've kept going on ration rum." 
When the colonel and Major tullivant went off, up 
rode t-eadle in an extraordinary get-up- tritish warm, 
gum-boots, and pyjamas. He had been able to get no 
change since the toche 8-inch had wiped out ] tattery's 
mess at the opening of the Hun bombardmeut on the 
21st. It wus an amazing thing, but neither of us had 
remembered to eat anything since breakfast until that 
moment. The day's excitements had caused us to ignore 
rime altogether, and to forget hunger. ]ut teadle's 
tired grin brought me back to such worldly matters, and 
we fell to on a tin of bully and a hunk of cheese that 
the signalling-sergeant discovered for us. 
"They say we've done jolly well up north," said teadle, 
his mouth full. "Got as far as Cambrai, and 25,000 
prsoners taken at Ypres." 
"Who told you that?" I asked, at the saine rime ready 
to believe. Did not this entirely support my belief of 
he early morning ? Certainly we must be doing some- 
thing up north ! 



IEHIND VILLEQUIER AUMONT 55 

"I heard it at the waggon lines," went on teadle. 
"They say it's in Corps orders." 
The line of retreating traffic and of loaded ambulance 
cars in front of us maintained its monotonous length. 
But the retirement continued to be orderly and under 
full control, although now and again a block in the next 
village kept the main road lined with immobile horses 
and men, while high-velocity shells, directed at the road, 
whizzed viciously to right and left of them. One kilted 
Scot passed us leading a young cow. He paid no heed 
to the jests and the noisy whistling of" To be a Fariner s 
Boy" that greeted him. " The milk 'ull be a' richt the 
morn's morn, ye ken," was his comfortable retort. And 
once a red-headed Yorkshireman broke the strain of the 
wait under shell-fire by calling out, " It's a good job 
we're winnin'! " 
The colonel came back after showing Major Bullivant 
his new battery position, and told me to ride off at once 
to Ugny, where Divisional Artillery tteadquarters had 
stationed themselves, and inform the staff captain that 
the ammunition dump on the roadside contained no 
ammunition. " Find out something definite," he ordered. 
D.A. had settled themselves in two rooms in a deserted 
house, and the staff captain quickly sketched out the 
arrangements he had ruade for ammunition supply. "A 
Divisional ammunition column is too cumbersome for 
this moving warfare," he said, " and your Brigade will 
be supplied by No. 1 section acting as B.A.C. There's 
an ammunition park at , and if you will supply 
guides here (pointing to the map) at 6.30 to-night, your 
B.A.C. will supply direct to your waggon lines. And 
that arrangement will continue so long as we are con- 
ducting this sort of warefare. Is that clear? . . . 
Right !" 



56 PUSHED, AND TI=IE RETURN PUSH 

As I was about to depart, in came the brigade-major, 
who had been in consultation with the brigadier-general. 
"Ah, ," he said, calling me by naine, "you can give 
me some information. Is the colonel far away ?" 
"tIe's with the batteries, sir, giving them targets from 
their new positions." 
"Right! Can you tell me how many guns you bave 
in action now ?" 
I was a'ble to do this, and also told him where our 
batteries were going to establish waggon lines for tbe 
night. 
"That won't do," he interrupted ; "you'll be too far 
north. The Roche is coming down that main road. 
You'd better tell the colonel that any further retirement 
must be south-west, because the Boche is pinching us on 
our left. l'll show you the line as it runs at present. 
l've just got it." 
We bent over his large-scale map, and I copied the 
curved line on to my own map. "The French are 
properly in now," added the brigade-major, "and we are 
going to fight for that line. There's to be no more 
retiring." 
"Is if true, sir, that we've done well up north ? Most 
encouraging rumours flying round." 
"I don't know," he replied with a tired smile. "I 
hope so." 
A smile and a cheering word from the General, who 
said, " l've just seen the colonel, and l've put two of 
your batteries farther forward. They'll help to hold 
¥illequier .Aumont a bit longer." Then outside I met 
Beadle, and gave him the time and place where battery 
guides had to meet the B.A.C. amnmnition waggons, and 
sent off my groom to convey this information ofticially 
to all the battery waggon lines. After which I cantered 



BEHIND VILLEQUIER AUMONT 57 

back, and discovered the colonel inspecting the two 
batteries that the General had noved to more forward 
positions. 
It was 6 '.M., and the enemy advance machine-gun 
parties were now certainly closing in on Villequier 
Aumont, which lay in the hollow beneath us. But I 
shall always remember the handling of our composite 
A and C batteries on that occasion. It so exactly ful- 
filled drill-book requirements, it might all have been 
done on parade. The noses of the four 18-pdrs. peeped 
out from under a clump of beeches, close to a pond under 
the brow of a hill. Durable had climbed to the top of 
a tower three-quarters of a mlle from the battery, and 
directed the shooting from the end of a roughly laid 
telephone wire. Ho reported only fleeting glimpses of 
Huns, but could guess pretty well the spots at which 
they were congregating, and issued his orders accordingly. 
Young Eames, the ofiïcer passing the orders to the 
gunners, stood very upright, close to the battery tele- 
phonist, and let his voice ring out in crisp staccato tones 
that would have won him full marks at Larkhill or 
Shoeburyness: " Aiming point top of tower. All guns 
• Four 0 degrees Right. Concentrate Two 0 
minutes on Number One .... Corrector 15 2 .... Why 
didn't you shout out your Fuze Number 3 ? . . . Three 
Two-fiftyuTwo Nine-fifty.. . Will you acknowledge 
orders, Sergeant Kyle ? . . ." 
The colonel, who was standing well behind Eames, 
smiled and said to me, " Good young officer that. If he 
keeps as cool all the rime, the battery ought to shoot 
well." 
ttun aeroplanes were beginning to corne over. Trench 
war customs had ruade if almost axiomatic that firing 
should cease when enemy aircraft appeared. Three 



58 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

times the battery stopped firing ai the cry, "Aero- 
plane up !" 
The colonel intervened. "Don't stop because of aero- 
planes now," he said sharply. "We're fighting moving 
warfare, and the enemy haven't rime to concentrate all 
their attention on this battery." 
7 P.M.- The colonel and I walked slowly back to the 
roadway. "l've sent back to Bushman, and told him to 
bring I-Ieadquarters waggon lines up here," he said. 
"They are too far back the other side of Ugny, and 
we're only a small unit- we can move more quickly 
than a battery. We'll unhook on the side of that hill 
there, away from the road. It will be quite warm 
to-night, and we can lie down under those trees." . . . 
A dozen or so 5"9's rushed through the air, and burst 
with terrifying ear-racking crashes along the road in 
front of us. A charred, jagged rent showed in the wall 
of a farm building. Three hundred yards farther along 
we saw the Headquarter vehicles drawn up on the road- 
side. The drivers and the signallers were drinking tea, 
and seemed to be preparing to settle for the night in a 
barn whose lofty doors opened on to the road. " Look 
ai those fellows," ejaculated the colonel testily. "They're 
never happy unless they can stuff themselves under a 
roof. Fetch 'em out, and tell 'em to pull up to the top 
of that hill there. As long as you keep away from 
villages and marked roads you can escape lnost of the 
.... OE '' 
shellm. 
7.30 P.M." We had tied up the horses, and parked the 
G.S. waggon and the telephone and mess carts. Twilight 
had almos merged into night now, but the moon was 
rising, and if was to be another amazingly lustrous moon 
The cook had started a small log-fire to make tea for 
the colonel, Bushman, and myself, and after that we 



BEHIND VILLEQUIER AUMONT 59 

intended to lie down and get some sleep. " Swiffy" and 
the doctor seemed to have disappeared. Must be atone 
of the battery waggon lines, we concluded. 
"While tea is getting ready, l'll walk down to D 
Battery again. They're pretty close up to the infantry, 
and I want to make sure they can get out easily if they 
have to make a rapid move," remarked the colonel, and he 
disappeared over the hill, taking his servant with him. 
The kettle had not had time to boil. The colonel 
had only been away ten minutes. The tired drivers 
were unrolling their blankets and preparing for slumber. 
Suddenly my ear caught a voice calling up the hillside-- 
the colonel's--followed twice by the stentorian tones of 
his servant. 
The cry was, "Saddle-up !" 



6O 

VII. STILL IN RETREAT 

8.15 r.f.: "I found that D ]attery had moved off--- 
gone towards the other side of Ugny, and A and C were 
also on the march," explained the colonel, when Head- 
quarter carts and waggons--parked out for the night 
only hall an hour before--had again got under way 
(taking the road between Villequier Aumont and Ugny) 
fo the third rime during twenty-two hours. "Division 
got news that the ]oche was putting in two fresh 
divisions, and intended to attack by moonlight," he 
added, "and they thought our guns were too close up 
to be safe; so the brigade-major hurried down and told 
the batteries to move back at once. We turn south- 
west from Ugny and make for Commenchon, and corne 
into action there as soon as we get further news from 
Division. I bave sent out orders to all the batteries, 
and they are marching to Commenchon independently." 
It was a radiant night. The moon rode high in a 
star-spangled sky; there was a glow and a sense of 
beauty in the air--a beauty that exalted soul and mind, 
and turned one's thoughts to music and loveliness and 
home. The dry hard roads glistened white and clean; 
and in the silvery light the silhouettes of men marching 
steadily, purposefully, took on a certain dignity that the 
garish sun had not allowed to b revealed. 
Whether we spoke of it or not, each one of us listened 



STILL IN RETREAT 6l 

expectantly for the swift-rushing scream of a high- 
velocity shell, or the long-drawn sough of an approaching 
5"9. This main road, along which our retreating columns 
were winding their slow even way, was bound to be 
strafed. 
We rode through Ugny, two days ago a Corps H.Q., 
deserted now save for the military police, and for odd 
parties of engineers, signallers, and stretcher-bearers. 
Then our way took us down a wide sunken rond, through 
an undulting countryside that stretched p to remote 
pine-tipped hills to right and left of us. A battalon of 
'rench infantry had lmlted by the roadside ; their voices, 
softer, more tuneful than those of our men, seemed in 
keeping with the moonlit scene; and in their long field- 
blue coats they somehow seemed bigger, more matured, 
thon our foot-soldiers. 
We had marched rive mlles when a horseman on a 
broad-backed black came towards us. He looked intently 
at every one he passed as he rode the length of our 
column. " Is that the adjutant, sir ?" he asked when he 
came level with me ; and then, sure of my identity, went 
on, " l've got our supply waggon with me, sirhalted if 
at the next cross-roads. I heard the Brigade was moving, 
sir, and came to find the best spot to pick you up. The 
battery supply waggons will be passing this way in about 
half an hour, sir." 
Keeping dily touch with your supply column is one 
of the fine arts of moving warfare, and the resourceful 
M'Donald had again proved his worth. "Refilling point, 
to-morrow, will be at Baboeuf, sir," he added, "and after 
to-morrow it will be only iron rations. Good forage 
to-day, sir." 
11 .M.: Brigade Headquarters had pulled into the 
right of the road behind B Battery, just outside a village 



62 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

that up to the 21st had been a sort of rest-village, well 
behind the lines. Army Ordnance, Army Service Corps, 
and battalions out of the line were the only units rcpre- 
sented there, and a fair proportion of the civil population 
had re-established itself after the German retreat in the 
spring of 1917. low all was abandoned again, furniture 
and cattle bundled out, and houses locked up in the hope 
that shortly the Boche would be thrust back and the 
village re-occupied by its rightful owners. 
The colonel had ridden forward with young Bushman 
to meet the brigade-major and to settle where the 
Brigade would camp. More French infantry passed, 
going up to the Front by the way we had corne back. 
Twice, big lasting flares illuminated the sky over there 
where the fighting was--stores being burnt to prevent 
them falling into German hands, we concluded. Pres- 
ently, Bushman returned and pointed out a particular 
area where Brigade Headquarters could settle down. 
The small village green would do for horse lines and 
for parking out vehicles. I sent off the sergeant-major 
to scout for water supply, and took possession of a 
newly-roofed barri in which the men might sleep. There 
was a roomy shed for the officers' horses and a stone 
outhouse for the men's kitchen, low about a billet for 
the colonel! 
"There's a big house at the back, sir, with an 
artillery mess in it," said the sergeant-major, who had 
finished watering and feeding the horses. "Perhaps 
there's a spare room there for the colonel." 
I went round and came upon the officers of a 6-inch 
how. battery, who had reached the village two hours 
before, and were finishing their evening meal. They 
offered me dinner, which I refused, and then a whisky, 
which I accepted; but there were no spare rooms. They 



STILL IN RETREAT 63 

had got away from the neighbourhood of the canal with 
the loss of two hows., but told me of a 9"2 battery 
at , that it had been absolutely impossible to get 
out. "I believe it is true that we've done very well up 
north," replied their Irish captain cheerfully. " Lots of 
prisoners at Ypres, they say .... Have another whisky !" 
"We bave one tent, haven't we?" I asked the 
sergeant-major when I got outside. 
"Yes, sir, but there's a cottage where Meddings has 
put the ofiicers' cook-house. It looks all right, and 
there might be something there for the colonel." 
The cottage certainly looked clean and neat from the 
outside, but the door was locked, and it is the rule that 
British troops only enter French houses with the consent 
of the owners. However, I climbed through the window 
and round two empty rooms each with bed and mattress. 
Times were not for picking and choosing. "We'll put 
the tent up," I decided, "and ask the colouel if he cares 
to take one of these beds or have the tent. ¥ou and I, 
]3ushman, will take what he doesn't want." 
When I took a turn round to see if the men were 
comfortably settled for the night, I learnt that the 
skurried departure of the A.S.C. had provided them 
with unexampled opportunity of legitimate loot. There 
was one outbuilding crammed with blankets, shirts, 
socks, and underwear--and our men certainly rose to 
the occasion. Even the old wheeler chuckled when 
he discovered a brand-new saw and a drill. The 
sergeant-major fastened on to a gramophone; and that 
caused me for the first rime to remember my Columbia 
graphophone that I had loaned to C Battery before I 
went home wounded from Zillebeke. ttang it, it must 
have been left behind at Villequier Aumont. The 
Germans had probably got it by now. 



6 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSII 

]t was half-past twelve before the colonel returned. 
" l'll bave my camp-bed put up there," he said promptly, 
indicating an airy cart-shed, and he refused altogether to 
look at the empty cottage. So Bushman and I had beds 
ruade up in the tent, and then the three of us sat down 
to a welcome and memorable al fresco supper opposite 
our horse lines. Our table was a door balanced on a 
tree stump, and Meddings provided a wonderful Lincoln- 
shire pork-pie, tte also managed hot potatoes as an 
extra surprise, and as it was our first set meal since 
5.30 A.M. breakfast, there was a period of steady, quiet, 
hapl»y munching. One cigarette, then the colonel tucked 
himself up in his valise, and in three minutes was deep 
in his first sleep for three successive nights. 
" l'll tell you what I'm going to do," I said to tush- 
man when we got in our tent. " I'm going to take my 
clothes off and put on pyjamas. ¥ou never know these 
days when you'll get another chance." 
I had pulled off my jacket, when I heard a jingling 
sound outside and French voices. Looking out, I saw 
a couple of troops of French cavalry picketing their tall 
leggy horses on the village green. I just had time to 
rush out and prevent two troopers stabling their oflïcers' 
chargers in the cart-shed where the colonel was resting. 
They seemed startled when I whispered that it was 
"mon colonel" who lay there, but they apologised with 
the politeness of their race, and I pointed out a much 
better stable higher up the street. 
About 3 A.M. the piqtmt woke me fo introduce an 
artillery ofiïcer with a Caledonian accent, who asked 
if I could tell him where a brigade I knew nothing at 
all about were quartered in the village. The next thing 
I remember was the colonel's servant telling me the 
colonel was up and wanted me immediately. 



65 

VIII. A LAST FIFTY ROUNDS 

5.30 ... :"No orders have reached me from Division 
yet," said the colonel, shaving as he talked, his pocket 
mirror precariously poised on a six-inch nail stuck in 
one of the props that held up the roof of his cart- 
shed boudoir. "And I'm still waiting for reports from 
A and D that they've arrived at the positions I gave 
them on the orders sent out last night. I want you to 
go off and find the btteries. I will wait hcre for orders 
from Division. ttave your breakfast first. You'll find 
the bateries somewhere ulong that contour," pointing 
with the little finger of the hand that held the safety 
razor fo a 1/100,000th map on his bed. 
Again I realised as I set out, followed by my groom, 
that the :Boche had moved forward during the night. 
The village we had occupied at 11 ,.1. was now within 
range of his guns. Two 5"9's dropped even at that 
moment within 200 yards of out horses. Moreover, I 
hadn't ridden far along the main street before I met 
some of out divisional infantry. A company commander 
told me that the French had corne throu,h and relieved 
them. His brigadier had arrived at Commenchon at 
4 ,.M., and was lying downin the white house at 
the corner. "The :Boche gave us no test at ail last 
night," he went on. "He'd got two fresh divisions 
opposite us, and shoved up thousands of men after 
E 



 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSII 

ten o'clock. We killed hundreds of 'em, but there 
was no stopping them. And aren't they hot with 
the machine-gun? They must bave been specially 
trained for this sort Of warfare. They snipe you at 
700 yards as if the machine-gun were a rifle, and 
their infantry hasn't needed a barrage to prepare the 
way. There's so many of 'em." 
I trotted on, and at the top of the street leading 
out of the village recognised a mounted orderly of 
the battery I had belonged to before coming to 
]3rig«de tteadquarters, tte was riding hard, but pulled 
up when he saw me and handed me a note, saying, 
"Major Bartlett sent me with this to Brigade Head- 
quarters, sir." 
I recognised the brigade-nmjor's handwriting on an 
ordinary Army message form. If was a note stating 
that we were to remain in support of the French after 
out own divisional infantry had fallen back, but that the 
French Divisional General hoped to relieve out artillery 
by 9 A.. We were to tire on certain points until 
that hour, and then withdraw to a village still 
farther south-west, and again co-operate with our own 
infantry. 
"Do you know if Major Bartlett read this?" I 
askcd. 
"Yes, sir; I saw him read it."  
" Is the battery in action ?" 
"Yes, sir; they were firing when I came away." 
Good! I knew then that Major ]3artlett, on his own 
initiative, was acting on the instructions contained in 
the brigade-major's note, and that the other batteries 
would not be delayed in getting into action if I sent the 
note direct to the colonel. 
I took the orderly another quarter of a toile along the 



A LAST FIFTY ROUNDS 

road, so that he could point out the nearest way to 
Major :Bartlett's battery; and then told my groom fo 
take him direct to the colonel, af ter which the pair of 
them would rejoin me. 
I found the major in good fettle, and, as I had 
guessed, b]azing off at the targets given by the B.M. 
As also he had passed on the orders to B Battery, who 
were three hundred yards away, we at any rate 
had two batteries in action. He explained to me 
that the Division despatch-rider had somehow failed 
fo fiud Brigade Headqutrters, but lmd corne across 
him. He had got his battery into position at about 
two o'clock, and they had dossed down beside the 
gIns. 
The major didn't know the whereabouts of D and 
A Batteries, so I got on my horse again and searched 
a village that was farther south, but on the saine map- 
contour. Judge of my relief when I encountered 
Fentiman, who to]d me that D and A would be a.long 
in ten minutes. I emphasised the need for despatch, 
and he told me that the previous night his battery's 
waggon lines had been taken back farther than 
they shou]d bave been; the horses being thoroughly 
done, they had had a proper halt ai midnight. "We']l 
be firing i twenty minutes," he added optimistically. 
" l'Il dash along and work out the targets with Major 
Bartlett." 
A couple of tIorse Artillery batteries had corne into 
action a quarter of a toile behind ours, and shells began 
to fly in the direction of the enemy in business-like 
fashion. From the ridge we looked into a village that 
sloped up again to a thick belt of trees three thousand 
yards in front of us and to blue distances away on the 
right. Down the slopes tiny blue iigures could be seen 



68 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

feverishly throwing up earth; parties of twenty and 
thirty men, khaki-clad, every now and then emerged 
from the wood, and in single file dipped down to the 
valley and ctme towards the village I had just left. 
The problem would undoubtedly be how far the retire- 
ment would proceed before French reinforcements ruade 
the line massive enough for a proper stand. The colonel 
was now with the batteries, checking their lines of tire, 
and encouraging btttery commanders to do their damned- 
est until the French artillery came along. My groom 
told me that the colonel had had a very narrow escape 
as he passed through Commenchon. A shell dropped 
thirty yards from him, and a splinter had wounded his 
mare. " 
8.30 t.M.- The eternal machine-guns were spluttering 
devilishly in the wood Ol»posite. Our infantry were 
coming back :n largç,r numbers now, and I thougbt 
glumIy of what the brigade-major had said the previous 
evening, "We are goin fo fight for tlfis line." The 
colonel had conferred with the colonel of the Horse 
Artillery, who sad that his orders were fo pull out ai 
9.15, corne what may. "The Corps are partcularly 
anxious that no more guns should be lost." The 
veterinŒEry sergeant of a IIorse Artillery battery had 
dressed the colonel's mare, although she was too excited 
for him to get the splinter out. "I think she deserves 
to have a wound stripe up," smiled the colonel, who was 
excedingly fond of ber. 
9 A.g.- No signs yet of the French artillery. There 
seemed to be a curious lull in the fighting. Only the 
Boche long-range guns were firing, and their shells were 
going well over out heads. And no more French 
infantry were coming up. 
9.20 A.. : The two Horse Artillery batteries were 



A LAST FIFTY ROUNDS 69 

away. Our teams and limbers had corne Ul), ail except 
one team of C attery. We waited for the colonel to 
give the word. 
Suddenly the "chug-chug-chug" of a motor-cycle- a 
despatch-rider from Division! The colonel tore open 
the euvelope. "A ]attery Limber-up and retire," 
he ordered; " B and D will follow." 
"The French artillery has becn stopped," he explained 
shortly. "We are going to make the stand at B4than- 
court, three mlles farther bacl«" 
An ofiïcer of C Battery ran across to say that through 
the binoculars grey ïorms could be seen in the belt of 
trees opposite. 
The colonel's eyes gleamed. " Got any ammunition 
left after filling up the limbers ?" he asked quickly. 
"Yes, sirabout fifty rounds." 
"Right ; give it 'em, and then pull out at once." 
The officer saluted and hurried off. The colonel 
lighted a cigarette and stood under a tree. "One of 
the most ditIicult things fo decide upon in war," he 
soliloquised, "is to know the exact moment at which 
fO " » 
retire. 
The sharp crack of C's 18-pdrs. firing fifty rounds 
as fast as the guns could be loaded. Then silence. 
Still no sign of the missing team of horses. A cor- 
poral went by at the gallop to find out what had 
happened. 
The colonel was now on the ridge searching the trees 
opposite with his glasses. Three guns had been limbered 
up. Every other battery had gone. The battery com- 
mander looked puzz]ed and almoyed. "The guns that 
are ready can more off," said the colonel calmly. "An 
ofiïcer is to wait here until the team arrives to take 
away the other gun." 



70 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

Even as the three guns took the road the missing team 
and limber came out of the village. 
"The off-leader had cast a shoe, and they had te send 
back for the farrier, sir," reported the corporal. 
"Good," observed the colonel, "but seine of you 
fellows will have te remember that there's a war on, and 
put more 'nip' into your work." 



71 

IX. FASTER AND FASTER 

11 ,.M. : It needed cool counsels and a high and stead- 
fast faith during the next twenty-four hours. The 
sunken track along which our own and other British 
Artillery brigades were retreating was full of ruts and 
choked with dust, and we thanked our stars that the 
weather had held. That road churned into the mud- 
slime to which a few hours' rain could change it, would 
have become impassable for wheeled traffic. But the 
chier trouble was that the French " 75's" coming up to 
relieve us had had to turn and go back the saine way as 
ourselves. For the best part of a mlle both sides of the 
narrow roads were occupied, and only patience, forbear- 
ance, and steady command eased the block. The Boche 
could not be far behind, and there vas just a possibility 
that we might be trapped with little chance of putting 
up a fight. It was a lovely day again, baking hot, and 
the birds were singing their gayest; but most of us felt 
savagely doleful. "I hope it is a strategic retreat," said 
Fentiman viciously, "but we've had no letters and no 
papers for days, and we know ]31ink All of what's going 
on. A strategic retreat is all right, but if the fellow 
behind follows you close enough to keep on kicking your 
tail hard all the time, you may retreat farther than you 
intend. "When the Boche retreated last year we never 
got close enough to kick his tail--damn him." 



72 PUSHED, AND THE RETURbI PUSH 

Two welcome diversions! The road at the point we 
had now reached rose to the level of the stubble-fields, 
and three batteries of " 75's," with much " Zree-ing " of 
the horses, pulled off the track and ruade across the fields 
to another roadwoEy. At the same time the "heavies" 
woke up, and the sound of the big shells grunting 
through the air above our heads and on towards the 
enemy who pursued us was très agrdable. 
When we reached the village of ]34thancourt we 
round two brigades of out divisional infantry already 
there. Trenches were being dug, and our B Battery had 
pulled their six guns behind the toile-long ridge that 
ran southward from the village. The colonel joined 
our brigadier, who was conferring with the two Infantry 
brigadiers and the G.S.O.I., and as a result of this war 
council, D ]3attery was ordered to continue the march and 
take up a reserve position on the next ridge, two mlles 
farther back, south of the village of Caillouel. A and 
C, the composite battery, would corne into action along- 
side B. 
Telephone lines were run out from the two batteries 
to look-out posts on the top of the ridge 700 yards away, 
and the colonel ordered firing af the rate of one round a 
minute, ttalf a dozen " ï 5 " batteries were being loosed 
off with what always looks like gay abandon on the part 
of the French gunners. Young ]3ushman was whisked 
off to inform the staff captain, now at Caillouel, of the 
batteries' new positions, so that ammunition supply 
should be kept up We then awaited developments. 
The view westwards from the Béthancourt ridge that 
day provided one of the most picturesque panoramas of 
the retreat. The centre of Béthancourt, ridded the 
night before of its civilian inhabitants, was chock-a-block 
with troops and military traffic; and the straight road 



FASTER AND FASTER 73 

that led down into the valley, across the stream, and up 
again to Caillouel, was a two-mile ribbon of blue and 
khaki, and waggons and lorries, and camp kitchens-- 
sometimes moving, oh, so slowly ! once at a standstill for 
over an hour. A long way to the rig-ht high rocks and 
thick masses of dark trees rose, aloof; below them, thou- 
sands of horses and hundreds of supply and ammunition 
waggons, some halted in lines, some making slowly across 
the valley towards Caillouel. Directly in front of us 
more horses, more waggons. A road at the foot of the 
valley wound away to the left and thon round behind 
the Caillouel ridge. The valley would have served 
admirably for a field-day in home training. 
The colonel called Major Bullivant and pointed out 
that the stream at the bottom was crossed by only one 
bridge, that over which the main road ran. " If you are 
relying on that bridge for a withdrawal you will cor- 
tainly be cut off. ¥ou'd botter eut down some trees 
and make a bridge directly behind your battery. Of 
course, there's the road round by the left, but it will be 
best to have another way." 
1 ..- A cavalry officer, hot and dusty, came up and 
said ho had hurried back because some of our artillery 
tire was dropping dangerously :ear the French infantry. 
The colonel and ho ruade a joint inspection of maps, and 
the cavalry otficer pointed out certain spots which we 
still held. 
"That's all right," replied the colonel. " My batteries 
are not firing on that part, but I will pass word round." 
And he sent me to some neighbouring batteries to explain 
and to warn. 
An infantry runner came to ask the colonel if ho 
would go across to sec the Infantry brigadier. "More 
moving," said the colonel when ho returned. "We are 



74 PUSHED, AID THE RETURI PUSH 

to fall back on Caillouel now. Will you get back and 
see that telephone wire is brought up? You know 
where D Battery have gone; the other batteries will 
corne into line with them. You can keep tt.Q. waggon 
line just behind Caillouel." 
I rode off, accompanied by Beadle of A ]attery, still 
dressed in overcoat and pyjamas. The stream of retreat- 
ing traffic on the road between Bçthancourt and Caillouel 
was thicker than ever; the centre of Caillouel was as 
lacked as a Fen village during a hiring fair; the divisional 
horse-master, the C.R.E., and the D.A.Q.M.G. were among 
the oflïcers trying to sort out the muddle ; and in front of 
the Mairie, like a policeman on point duty, stood a per.- 
spiring staff captain. "That'll mean the Military Cross 
at least," grinned Beadle. "Life's very hard sometimes, 
isn't it ?" 
3 I.M. • The batteries were now in positi. on Caillouel 
ridge, and one brigade of the Divisional Infantry had 
arrived and commenced to dig. " I must have turned 
up hall France since we started this retreat," growled 
one swarthy private, resting on his pick. "And I was a 
navvy before the war, and joined up for a change." 
I stood by the composite battery and saw four of the 
waggons corne up with ammunition. They had had to 
climb a long punishing slope over meadow-lands and 
orchards, and the last rive hundred yards was across 
ploughed fields. The horses were blowing hard. "They've 
kept their condition well, considering the work they have 
had to do this last four days," remarked I)umble. "I 
hope the Supply Column won't rail us, though. The 
horses want as much corn as they can get now." 
"Well, the A.S.C. have had plenty of practice getting 
up supplies this last three years. They ought to be 
able to keep touch with us, however irregular our move- 



FASTER AND FASTER 75 

ments--and M'Klown is a pretty smart fellow," I 
answered. 
" lather amusing just now to recall that'Truth' a 
short while ago was saying there were too many horses 
in the Fieht Artillery, isn't it?" went on Dumble. 
"They said one team a battery to pull the guns into 
position from off the road would be enough, and that 
motor-traction could do the rest. Never mind; the old 
horse has earned his keep these last few days, hasn't 
he ?" 
" Look here," he added, "corne along with me and l'll 
show you a find. You're thirsty, aren't you ?" 
"I shall say a grand Amen if you offer me a drink," 
said I, taking a deep breath. 
" Well, corne along--there's a cellar full of cider in 
this house here. l've left a man in charge to see there's 
no hanky-panky. I'm giving my men some, but under 
surveillance, lo one allowed more than a pint." 
It was the coolest, best-tasting cider I bave ever 
drunk, not too sweet, not too tart. A gunner tipped up 
the barrel and poured it into a dilapidated-looking enam- 
elled mug. How good it was! I quaffed hall a pint 
at a gulp, and said "lather !" when asked if I would 
bave more. 
"Glad you liked it," said Durable. "I must confess 
that that was my third." 
The General, suave, kcen-eyed, and pleasant-spoken, 
came up with the colonel and the brigade-major as we got 
back to the battery. The General spoke encouragingly 
to most of us, and told the subalterns that gunnery rules 
were as important in this sort of warfare as on the drill- 
ground. " But don't forger that a cool head and com- 
mon-sense are as good assets as any," he added. 
We were looking now from the Caillouel ridge towards 



76 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

the :P, dthancourt ridge, which we had occupied in the fore- 
noon,--another fine landscape with a vast plain to the 
right which was being keenly vatched for enemy move- 
ment. My signalling-sergeant had run out a telephone 
line about 600 yards in front of the composite battery, 
and the General, the colonel, and the brigade-major went 
along to the O.P. to see Major tartlett register his guns 
on certain points where the General thought it likely 
the enemy would collect. 
The report that our Irigade was to be relieved and 
our guns taken over by our companion brigade, who had 
lost practically all their guns on the '21st, became more 
than a report when Colonel -- and his battery com- 
manders assembled to meet the General. One of the 
battery commanders, a new-corner to the Brigade, was a 
well-known golfer whom I had last seen tighting a most 
exciting match in the 1914 amateur championship at 
Sandwich. tte laughed when he recognised me. "A bit 
of leave and a bit of golf would be a nice change now, eh ? 
I'm afraid we shan't know what leave is for a long time, 
though, tut do you know what I did the last rime I 
was on leave and had a few rounds over my home 
course-- ? " 
Iut the return of the General prevented my knowing 
the golf exploit he was going fo tell me. The colonel 
called me for further instructions. 
"The rd I-rigade are taking over out guns to-morrow 
norning ai 6.30," he said. "I shall stay here until then 
with General  (the ]nfantry brigadier), l'Il keel 
young :Bushman with me, and my groom with our horses. 
You had better remain ai the waggon line and keep in 
touch with the battery waggon lines. Will you send up 
my British warm when you gel back, some sandwiches 
for :Bushman and myself, and my Thermos flask ?" 



FASTER AND FASTER 77 

The almost paralysing block of traffic between Béth- 
ancourt and Caillouel had thinned out now. It was easy 
enough also to move along the road from Caillouel to 
Grandru, whither three hours ago I had despatched H.Q. 
wag.gons fo get them out of the way. For two hours, 
also, there had been a marked cessation of hostile tire. 
And as I rode towards Grandru I thought of those reports 
of big British successes at Ypres and at Cambrai. They 
seemed feasible enough. What if they were true, and 
what if the offensive on this front had been checked 
because oï the happenings orth ? It was a pleasant 
thought, and I rather hugged it. 
Luter there was grim proof that the lull merely meant 
that the Hun was bringing up his guns and putting in 
fresh divisions to buffet and press out tired worn men. 
5 I.M. : When [ reached Grandru and sat down in a 
hay-field while my servant brought me a cup of tea and 
some bread and cheese, I gave my mind to a rive minutes' 
reconstruction of the incidents and aspects of the last 
four days. It had all been so hurried, and each par- 
ticular emergency had demanded such complete concen- 
tration, that it was more than difficult to realise that so 
short a rime had elapsed since the German hordes began 
their rush. I longed to see a newspaper, to read a lucid 
and measured account of the mighty confiict in which 
out brigade, the centre of my present workaday world, 
could only bave played such a tiny part. I longed for a 
chance to let my friends in England know thai all was 
well with me. tt.owever-- 
The regimental sergeant-major had established the 
H.Q. horse lines in a oadside field just outside the 
village. I wouldn't let him unload the waggons, but 
the brigade clerk, devout adherent of orderliness and 
routine, had already opened the brigade oflïce in the 



78 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

first cottage on the right of the village street, while the 
cook was in possession next door. It was the first village 
we had corne to during the retreat, whence all the civi]ian 
inbabitants had hot fled, and the cook talked of fresh 
eggs for breakfa,st. I shaved and had a ,¢crub down, put 
on a c]ean collar, and gained a healthier outlook on life 
generally. I sent out the four cycle orderlies to scout 
around and find the battery waggon lines, which I knew 
were coming to this vicinity, and the A.S.C. supply officer 
rode up and discussed the best place for unloading the 
morrow's food and forage for the brigade. Thi» settled, 
I rote out the formal information for the batteries, and 
then decided to stroll round the village before dinner. 
" l've got a rabbit for your dinner to-night, sir," called 
the cook from his kitchen door, "a fresh rabbit." So I 
promised to be back by 8 o'clock. 
When I came back there was an a-kward surprise. 
All out waggons had been shifted and a French heavy 
battery were hauling their howitzers up the incline that 
led from the road to the field. The senior French oflicer 
was polite but firm. He was sorry to disturb us, but 
this was the most suitable spot for his howitzers to tire 
from. 
The sergeant-major asked me whether I would like to 
shift the horses to such-and-such a spot in the field, but 
[ said "o" to that. "These guns will be firing all 
night, and the horses will be only thirty yards away from 
them. They'll have no test whatever, and they want 
every minute they can get. No, the Brigade are coming 
out of action to-morrow morning. We'll shift out waggon 
line right away to the other side of the village. Saddle- 
up at once, and get away before it is dark. Move well 
away from the village while you are about it, and camp 
by the roadside." 



FASTER AND FASTER 79 

The eook looked glum and said my rabbit was eooked 
to a turn. "Keep if for me until we get settled down 
again," I said. I posted L cycle orderly to wait at the 
spot we were leaving, so as to re-direct messengers u'riv- 
ing from Division or from the colonel; the brigade clerk 
asked to be allowed to stay behind until the three other 
orderlies returned from the batterieshe wouldn't feel 
justified in leaving before then, he assured me. It was 
8.15 P.. when out little proeession headed by the ser- 
geant-major passed through the village. 
I had sent my horses pu, and if was on the point of 
darkness when I strode through the village, tome way 
behind the eolumn. A few olfieers of the Pioneer battalion 
that was moving out any moment stood at open doorways, 
and a group of drivers waited near the bridge ready fo 
harness up their mules. Three aged women dressed in 
faded black, one of them carrying a bird-eage, had eome 
out of a cottage and walked with feeble ungainly step 
towards the bridge. A couple of ancient men, pushing 
wheel-barrows piled high with household goods, followed. 
Out of the distance came the brooding whine of an 
approaehing howitzer shell. A mighty rush of air, a 
blinding flash, and an appalling crash. An 8-ineh had 
fallen in the middle of the street. 
A running to and fro; a heartrending, whimpering 
ery from one of the women; and groans and curses 
farther up the street. Noue of the poor terror-strieken 
old people were hurt, thank God! but three of the 
drivers had been hit and two mules killed outright. 
The men were quiekly lifted into the shelter of the 
nearest bouse, and the eivilian refugees took cover in 
a doorway just before the second shell tore a great rent 
in the village green on the other side of the britge. 
Five shells fell in ail, and an offieer afterwards tried 



80 PUSHED, AND THE IETURN PUSH 

to persuade the old women to take a lift in a G.S. 
waggon that was about to start. But they refused to 
leave their men, who would not abandon the wheel- 
barrows. When I walked away the rive were again 
beginning their slow hazardous pilgrimage to the next 
village. 
1 1 '.M. : That night I lay rolled up in a blanket at the 
foot of a tree. The H.Q. waggon line was duly settled 
for the night when I arrived--horses " hayed-p" and 
most of the men asleep on the ground. The cook 
iasisted on producing the boiled rabbit, and I are it, 
sitting on the shaft of the mess cart. I arranged with 
the N.C.O. of the piquet to change every two hours the 
orderly posted at the spot we had left so hurriedlyL-it 
was only ten minutes' ride on a cyclewand kept another 
sentry on the watch for messengers who might corne 
searching for us. It was again a beautiful clear night, 
with a resplendent lnoon; a few long-range shells 
whizzed over, but none near enough to worry us; a 
pioneer party worked right throtgh the night, putting 
up a stout line of barbed wire that went within thirty 
yards of where I lay; retreating baggage-waggons, 
French and British, passed along the road; restless 
flashes along the eastern skyline showed out guns in 
active defence. 
I cannot say that I slept. The ground was hard, and 
if got very cold about 2 A.M. I could hear the sergeant- 
major snoring comfortably on the straw palliasse he had 
managed to "commandeer" for himself. At about 
3 .M. my ear caught the "chug-chug" of a motor- 
cycle. It came nearer nd then stopped, and I heard 
the rider and our sentry talking. I got up and found 
it was the DivisionaI Artillery signalling-officer. 
"P, ather important," he said, without preamble. 



FASTER AND FASTER 81 

"The General says it is essential to get all transport 
vehicles over the canal to-night. There's bound to be 
a hell of a crush in the morning. Headquarters ll.A. 
will be at Varesnes by to-morrow morning, so I should 
move as far that way as you can. l've just corne over 
the canal, and there are two ways of crossing from here. 
I think you'll find the Appilly route the least crowded. 
The great thing is to hurry. I'm going to look for the 
colonel now. l'll tell him you are moving." 
We bade each other " Good-night." While the horses 
were being hooked in, I scribbled an order explaining 
the situation, and instructing ail battery waggon lines 
to more towards Varesnes at once. I knew that in 
view of the 6.30 A.I. relief by the --rd Brigade, horses 
would be sent up for the ofiïcers and men at the guns, 
and it was possible that the guns would now be brought 
back from the Caillouel ridge before that time. The 
]oche was clearly coming on once more. 
Cycle orderlies sped away with the notes, and I was 
sending a signaller on a cycle to tell the sentry posted 
ai Grandru to rejoin us, when I discovered that the 
brigade clerk had not yet turned up. I told the 
signaller to send him along as well. 
Two of the orderlies returned and reported that B 
and D Batteries had received my instructions and had 
started. With the return of the next orderly I ex- 
plained where we were to go to the sergeant-major, 
and told him to move off. I would corne long behind 
with the others. 
To my astonishment the signaller and the sentry came 
back without the brigade clerk. ': Can't find him any- 
where, sir," said the signaller. "Didn't you see him 
while you were there ?" I asked the orderly who ha.d 
been doing sentry. " o, sir. I saw no lights in that 



82 PUSHED, AND TttE RETURN PUSH 

bouse where the office was, and there's no one there 
rlOW o 
This was something unexpected, not to say perturb- 
ing. I turned to one of the cycle orderlies who stood 
by. " Go back and make a thorough search for Brier- 
cliffe. Don't corne back until you are satisfied he's not 
in the village. ]'11 wait here. You others, except one 
cyclist, go on and catch up the column." 
A quarter of an hour, twenty minutcs, hall an hour! 
The orderly returned alone. "I can't find Briercliffe, 
sir. l've been into every house in Grandru. ]-Ie's hOt 
there." 
I couldn't understand it. The amazingly conscien- 
tious, thoroughly correct, highly eiïïcient ]riercliffe to 
be missing. " I can't wait any longer," I said, mount- 
ing my horse. "He's quite wide awake and should be 
all right. We'll get on." 



83 

X. THE SCRAMBLE AT VARESNES 

4 A.M. : For the best part of a toile my groom and 1 had 
the moonlit road to ourselves. We passed at the walk 
through the stone-flagged streets of Babceuf, our horses' 
hoofs making clattering echoes in what might have been 
a dead city. Along the whole length of the tortuous 
main street were only two indications that there was lire 
behind the closed doors and fastened shutters. Two 
French soldiers, leaning against a wall and talking, 
moved away as we rode up; then a door banged, and 
all was quiet. Once, too, a car ran stealthily across 
and startled my horse: I remember that distinctly, 
because it was the first car I had seen since coming 
back to the fighting area. 
At the junction, where the way from Babceuf joined 
the main road that ran parallel with the canal, stood a 
single British lorry. A grey-headed lieutenant, who was 
lighting a cigarette, came up when I hailed him, and 
told me our waggons had passed. He had pointed out 
the way, and they had gone to the left. "The first 
turning on the right after that will bring you to the 
bridge," he ended. 
Our column was now moving along one of France's 
wonderful main roads--perfectly straight, tree-bordered, 
hall its width laid with pavé. On either side good-sized 
villas, well-kept front gardens, "highly desirable resi- 



84 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

dences "--comfortable happy homes a week before, now 
shattered, silent, deserted. The ,'oad as we followed it 
led direct fo the battle-front. 
We had gone a mlle past the railway station, and were 
in open country, and had sill to reach the first turning 
fo the right. I asked the sergeant-major to trot ahead 
and let lne know how mucb farther we had to go. "Over 
a toile yet, sir," was his report. 
At last, however, a sign-post loomed up, a,d we struck 
right along a track that led over dreary waste lands. 
]3efore long we were forging through a damp clinging 
mist, that obviously came fro,n the canal. Somewhere 
near the point towa,'ds which we were lnaking, shells 
fro,n a ]3oche big gun were exploding with dull heavy 
boomings. I sent the sergeant-major orward again, and 
he came back with the bewildering report, "We're on the 
wrong rond, sir!" 
"Wrong rond !" I repeated. " What do you mean ?" 
« There are so,ne French lorries in front, sir, and the 
sentry won't open the bridge gares to let them cross." 
I felt puzzled and angered, and rode forward to 
tluestion the French sently. Half a dozen protesting 
lorry-drivers stood round him. 
Tbe bridge did lead to Varesnes, he admitted, but it 
was only a light bridge, and he had orders to allow no 
military trafiic over it. I became almost eloquent in 
describing the extreme lightness of my vehicles; but a 
sous-ojficier stepped out of a little hut and said be was 
sorry, the orders were very strict, a,,d he could hot open 
the gares. The bridge we wanted was approached by 
the next turning to the right, off the main rond. He 
assured me that it was a much better way, and, in any 
case, he couldu't open the gares. 
There was n2thing else for i" we ruade the long 



THE SCRAMBLE AT VARESNES 85 

tedious journey back, out of the fog and into it again, 
and so got on the right track. 
Wearines through lack of sleep and the dampness 
of the air ruade one feel chil]y, and I got off my 
horse and walked. The horses stepped out mechanic- 
ally; the men had lost their chirpiness. There was a 
half-hour or so when I felt melancholy and depressed: 
the feeling of helplessness against the triumphant 
efficiency of the Boche got on one's nerves. Vasn't 
this talk of luring him on a myth ? Why was he 
allowed to sweep forward at this overpowering pace, 
day after day, when each of out big advances had been 
limited to one hard, costly attack--and then stop ? I 
quickened my step, and walked forward to where A 
Battery moved along the saine road. 
"Hullo, Durable," I said. " ¥ou and C are running 
as separate batteries again, aren't you ? How did you 
leave the cider-cellar ?" 
"We came back from there at about 5 P.M. There 
was a big discussion as to whether we should corne 
farther back. The colonel wanted to stay, and the --rd's 
B Battery were in action there until four this morn- 
ing. It was a Divisional decision that there should be 
a retirement to the next ridge. The poor old infantry 
were fed to the teeth. They'd sweated blood digging 
trenches all day on the Caillouel ridge, and then in the 
evening had to fall back and start digging again. 
" Have you seen the colonel ? " I asked. 
"He was still there with General when we 
came away. The --rd relieved us last night, instead 
of first thing this morning; and we got down to 
Grandru, and had three hours' sleep before your note 
arrived." 
" Battery's pretty done, I suppose ? " 



86 PUSHED, AND THE RETUR:N PUSH 

"Well, it was just about time we came out of action. 
Men and horses would have been all-in in another day." 
We crossed the fine broad canal, watcbed by the 
lrench soldiers guarding the bridge. Dumble was silent 
for some seconds, and then muttered, "You know, I hate 
tobe coming back like this with the French looking on." 
"Yes, I know," I replicd,--"but they are good 
soldiers, and they understand." 
"Yes--when I think of poor old tIarville, and the 
fight he put up----" he broke off'; and we trudged 
along. 
"Do you know Harville always kept that speech of 
Beatty's in his pocket-book, that speech where he said 
England would have to be chastened and turn to a new 
way of lire before we finished the war ? " said Durable 
later. 
"Yes, he was like that--old Harville," I said quietly. 
Over another bridge; and I still walked with Durable 
at the head of his battery. There was a long wait while 
a line of French waggons moved out of out way. Some 
of the men were yawning with the sleepiness that cornes 
from being cold as well as tired. We were now on the 
outkirts of a village that lay four mlles from Varesnes. 
"What do you say if we stop at this place and go 
on after a test?" said Durable. I agreed. 
I put Hcadquarter waggons and horses inti an orchard, 
and round a straw-loft where the men could lie down. 
It was six in the morning, and I told the sergeant- 
major to have breakfast up at 7.30. There was a 
cottage opposite the orchard; some French soldiers 
were inside breakfasting. As I looked through the 
window I felt I would give anything for a sleep. The 
old housewife, a woman with a rosy Punch-like face, 
waited on the men. I asked her if she would let me 



THE SCRAMBLE AT VARESNES 87 

bave a room. She demurred a while, said everything 
was dirty and in disorder: the French sous-oicier was 
not gone yet. Then I think she noticed how fagged I 
was. In two minutes my servant had brought my valise 
in. " I'm going to take my clothes off," I said, "but 
don't let me sleep after 7.30." 
7.30 ,.M.: I woke to find the sun streaming through 
the window. The booming of guns sounded nearer than 
before. I got off the bed and looked out. The fifty 
Headquarter men were breakfasting or smoking. Some- 
thing prompted me- I had the feeling that we ought to 
leave the village at once. I shouted through the window 
for the sergeant-major. The column could be ready to 
move in a quarter of an hour, he answered. My servant 
brought me a change of boots and leggings, and I shaved. 
"Won't you wait and have breakfast, sir ?" asked the 
sergeant-major. "No. t'ack up everything; we'll get 
to Varesnes as soon as you are ready." 
I went round to see Durable before we started, but he 
said he wasn't going to hurry. " l'll let the men have a 
proper clean-up and march off about eleven," he decided. 
The Headquarter column wound away from the village, 
and set out on a long smooth road that ran through a 
wood and edged away from the canal. Two toiles from 
Varesnes we met the brigade-major. His tired eyes 
lighted up when he saw me. "What batteries have 
actually got over the canal ?" he questioned. I told 
him that A were in the village I had just left. "C and 
B are coming round by the l#oyon bridge," he informed 
me. "I expect we shall send Headquarters and B on 
to Thiescourt to get you out of the way--and give you 
some rest." And he nodded and rode on. 
It looked as if the German rush was not expected to 
go much farther, for Varesnes was the first little town 



88 PUSHED, AND TIIE HETURI PUSH 

ful]y occupied by civilians that we had corne to. Most 
of them were preparing to leave, and roomy French farm 
carts, piled high with curious medleys of mattresses, 
chairs and tables, clothing, carpets, kitchen utensils, 
clocks and pictures, kept moving off. ]3ut chihlren 
played about the streets; girls stood and ta]ked to 
French and ]3ritish soldiers; and M. le Maire continued 
to function. 
The colonel, neat and unruftled, but pale with fatigue, 
stood waiting in the main thoroughfare as we came in. 
I informed him at once where I had left A ]3attery and 
what the brigade-major had mentioned. He told me he 
had remained with the Infantry brigadier until 6.30 ..., 
the hour at which Colonel----of the--rd had formally 
to relieve him; and he had only just crossed the canal. 
The infantry were still falling back. "l've lost Laneridge 
and my two horses," he added, shaking his head. " Lane- 
ridge missed me in the fog when I sent for him, and I'm 
hall afraid he went towards the Hun lines. It was very 
puzzling to get your bearings up there this morning. I 
walked ])art of the way here and got a lift in a lorry." 
9.30 ..M. : The colonel had seen the C.R.A. and received 
instructions about continuing the march. We were going 
on another ten toiles to the place which a week ago was 
to have become the test area for Divisional Headquarters. 
I had corne across a section of the D.A.C. who had arrived 
the night before and secured a billet, and they gave the 
colonel and myself breakfast. I had discovered ]3 
]3attery's mess in another cottage, every officer deep in a 
regular Rip Van Winkle slumber that old of long arrears 
of sleep. And I had been greatly cheered by the sudden 
appearance, mounted on a horse, of Briercliffe, the miss- 
ing brigade clerk, tIe explained his absence. When 
one of the orderlies returned to Grandru, saying he 



THE SCRAMBLE AT VARESNES 89 

couldn't find B Battery's waggon lines, the admirable 
Briercliffe had retorted that they must be found, and he 
went in quest of them himself. Then when he heard 
the sudden order to cross the canal he had the common- 
sense to corne along with B Battery. 
Neither C Battery nor A Battery had yet arrived. 
The colonel, having shaved, felt ready for the fray again, 
dictated the route-march orders, and told me to fix 11.30 
ri.M. as the time of starting. Fortunately his horses 
and his groom had turned up. The traffic down the 
min street, with its old-fashioned plaster bouses, its 
squat green doors, and the Mairie with its railed double- 
stone steps, was getting more congested. Infantry trans- 
port and French heavy guns were quickening their pace 
as they came through. The inhabitants were moving out 
in earnest now, hot hurriedly, but losing no time. A 
group of hatless wolnen stood har,nguing on the Mairie 
steps; a good-looking girl, wearing high heels and 
bangles, unloaded a barrow-load of household goods into 
a van the Maire had provided, and hastened honte 
with the barrow to fill it again; a sweet-faced old dame, 
sighless, bent with rheumatism, pathetic in her helpless 
resignation, sat on a wicker-chair outside her doorway, 
waiting for a farm Cal't to take ber away- by her side, a 
wide-eyed solemn-faced little girl, dressed in her Sunday 
best, and trying bravely not to cry. 
10.15 ... • The colonel met me in the street; he had 
just corne from seeing the C.R.A. again. "Better tell B 
and D :Batteries to more off at once, :B leading, ttead- 
quarters can start as well. It will be best to get out of 
this place as quickly as possible. The enemy is coming 
on fast, and there will be an awkward crush shortly." 
11 n.. : The Boche machine-guns could be heard now 
as plainly as if they were iïghting along the canal banks. 



90 PUSHED, AND THE RETUR:N PUSH 

B Battery had marched out with their waggons, ttead- 
quarters behind them. I stood with the colonel in the 
sqmre to watch the wbole brigade go through. Young 
Bushman had ridden off towrds the canal to seek news 
of C P)attery. 
And now the first enemy shell" a swishing rush of 
air and a vicious crack--a 4"2 H.V. It fell two streets 
from us. Another and another followed. Shouts from 
behind! The drivers spurred their horses to a trot. 
Clouds of dust rose. Odd civilians alternately cowered 
against the wall and ran panting for. the open country, 
making frightened cries as each shell came over. A 
butcher's cart and a loaded market cart got swept into 
the hurrying military traffic. 
"I don't like this," muttered the colonel, frowning. 
" It would be stupid to have a panic." 
On the Mairie steps I could sec M. le Maire ringing 
a hand-bell and shouting some sort of proclamation. 
With a certain dignity, and certainly with little ap- 
parent recognition that shells were falling close, he 
descended the steps and strode along the street and 
through the square, all the rime determinedly shaking 
his bell. As he passed, I asked him gravely why he 
rang the bell. tic stared over his glasses with astonish- 
ment, responded simply "Pour partir, m'sieur," and 
walked on, still ringing. A bizarre incident, but an 
instance of duty, highly conceived and carried out to 
the end. 
A colonel of one of our Pioneer battalions rode by 
and hailed the colonel. "We seem to be driving if 
pretty close," he said. "There's a lot more artillery 
to cross yet, and they are shelling the bridge hard. 
Which way do you go from here ?" 
" l've got two batteries to corne, and I'm afraid one 



THE SCRAMBLE AT VARESNES 91 

of 'em's still over the bridge," responded the colonel. 
"We go fo Thiescourt from here." 
1 1.31 .¢.M. : I) Battery was passing now, with A hot 
far behind. The stream of trattic making for beyond 
the town was continuous as ever, but the shelling had 
quietened, aud the horses were kept at the walk. The 
colonel stood and accepted the salures of his batteries, 
and criticised points of turn-out and horse-mastership 
as though he were making an ordinary route-march 
inspection. And this compelling them to think of 
something other than the plysical dangers around and 
behind them, had its moral effect upon the men. They 
held themselves more erect, showed something of pride 
of regiment and race, and looked men fit and worthy to 
fight again. 
Civilians were still hurrying out of the town. A 
family passed us, the husband in his best sui of dull 
black, top-hat, and white tie and all, pushing a peram- 
bulator loaded with clothes, household ornaments, and 
cooking requisites, his three children dragging ai their 
mother's skirts and weeping piteously. A fine-looking 
vieillard, with clean-cut waxen features and white 
flowing moustaches, who wore his brown velvet jacket 
and sombrero with an air, walked by erect and slow, 
taking what he could of his belongings on a wheel- 
barrow. Even the conjunction of the wheel-barrow 
could not prevent him looking dignified and resolute. 
And a terrier and a young retriever, oblivious of the 
tragedy around them, gambolled up and down the Mairie 
steps and chased each other across the street. 
12 noon" Bigger shells had begun to fall, and still 
C Battery had not corne. The colonel glanced at his 
watch. One shell came near enough to send a chinmey- 
pot and some slates clattering to the ground, making a 



92 PUSHED, AND THE RETURIN PUSH 

pair of water-cart horses plunge wildly ; a French soldier 
was kflled ïarther down the street. An oficer cantered 
by and directed a Horse Artillery battery that had 
passed a ïew minutes beïore, and had a clear hall-toile 
of road in front of it, to break into a trot. Voices in 
rear could be heard shouting fo those in front to go 
faster. Two riderless, runaway wheelers, dragging a 
smashed limber-pole, raced after the Horse Artillery 
battery. " I'm afraid we shall have to say Good-bye 
to C Battery," said the colonel seriously. 
I walked to the end of the square and looked down 
the road towards the canal. Dust rose in clouds, and 
straining horses still came on. Out of the welter I saw 
youug Bushman's horse on the pathway coning towards 
me. " C Battery's all right," he shouted to me, and a 
minute later I heard him explaining to the colouel. 
"C Battery's over now, sir. It has been touch-and- 
go. Some Horse Artillery in front had a waggon hit, 
and that caused a stoppage; and there were a lot of 
other waggons in front as well. They are putting shells 
all round the bridge now, sir. C Battery have had two 
gunners wounded, but they are over now, sir." 
C Battery came through ata trot, but the colonel 
regarded their general appearance as soldierly. We 
remained in the square and saw the tail-end of their 
mess cart. 
"And now," observed the colonel, lighting a cigarette 
and noting the rime, " we may as well gather our horses 
and get along ourselves." 
" I feel very relieved about C Battery," he said rive 
minutes later as we rode along; and he smiled for the 
first rime for quite three hours. 



93 

XI. THE G IN GAP 

1 P.M. : For some mlles after leaving Varesnes it was 
retreat--rapid, undisguised, and yet with a plan. 
Thousands of men, scores of guns and transport 
vehicles, hundreds of civilians caught in the last rush, 
all struggling to evade the mighty pincers' clutch of 
the German masses who, day after day, were crushing 
out attempts to rally against their weight and fury. 
Unless collectedly, in order, and with intercommuni- 
cations unbroken, we could pass behind the strong 
divisions hurrying to preserve the precious contact be- 
tween French and British, we should be trapped. And 
when I say we, I mean the very large force of which 
our Brigade formed one tiny part. Not even the 
colonel knew much at this moment of the wider 
strategy that was being worked out. The plain and 
immediate task was to free the Brigade, with its seven 
hundred odd men and its horses and waggons, from the 
welter of general traffic pouring on to the main roads, 
and bring it intact to the village that Division had fixed 
as our destination. And as we had now become a non- 
fighting body, a brigade of Field Artillery without guns, it 
was more than ever our business to get out of the way. 
Our men found room for some of the aged civilians 
in motor-lorries and G.S. waggons; but I shall always 
remember one silver-haired dame who refused to be 
separated from the wheel-barrow heaped up with her 



9 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

belongings, whieh she was pushing te a place seven 
mlles away. For seine reason she would net allow a 
gunner te wheel the barrow for her. Poor obstinate 
old seul! I hope she got away; if she didn't, I 
trust the Boche was merciful. 
The colonel and I rode through a forest in order te 
catch up the batteries. As we emerged frein the wood 
we came upon rive brigades of cavalryMthree French 
and two British--fresh as paint, magnificently mounted, 
ready and waiting. " The most cheering sight we've 
seen this morning," remarked the colonel. 
We came up with C Battery, and rode at their head. 
Despite the spurt to cross the canal, their turn-out was 
smart and soldierly, and there was satisfaction in the 
colonel's quick, comprehensive glance. Through Pontoise, 
another village from which the inhabitants had fled the 
day before, and past the outskirts of Noyon, with its 
grey cathedral and quaint tower. The evacuation here 
had been frantic, and we heard stories of pillage and 
looting and of drunken men--not, one is glad to 
say it, British soldiers. In all that galling, muddling 
week I did hot see a single drunken soldier. As we 
were neuf a considerable town, I gave my groom 
twenty francs, and told him to buy what food he could: 
we might be very short by nightfall. He returned with 
some sardines, some tinned tunny fish, and a few biscuits, 
the sardines costing rive francs a small tin. Atone 
cross-road a dozen American I¢ed Cross cars were drawn 
up, and I recall the alacrity of a middle-aged American 
doctor, wearing gold pince-nez, in hopping off his ambu- 
lance and snapshotting the colonel at the head of the 
battery. I wondered bitterly whether that photograph 
would subsequently be published unimr the heading, 
" British Artillery in Ietreat." 



THE G IN GAP 95 

2.30 P.{. : The four batteries were now ranged along- 
side a railway siding at a point where the road by 
which we had journeyed joined the main road to 
Compiègne. For several hours this great trafiic artery 
had been packed with troops and transport moving to 
and from the battle-front. It was hot and dusty, 
and our men and horses were glad of the half-hour's 
halt, although the respite had only lasted so long be- 
cause the traffic on the main route had been too 
continuous for us to turn on to it and reach the road 
fifty yards farther down along which we had to continue. 
Remembering a lesson of the Mons retreat emphasised 
by a Horse Artillery major lecturing at Larkhill--that 
his horses kept their condition because every time there 
was a forced halt near a village he despatched his gun- 
nets with the water-bucketstI had told my groom to 
search around until he found water for my two horses. 
Then I stood under the trees lining the main road and 
watched three battalions of French infantry match past, 
moving north of the part of the front out brigade had 
just left. They were older, smaller, more town-bred 
French soldiers than those we had seen during the 
two previous days, more spectacles among them, and 
a more abstracted expression. The thought came to 
me that here must be last-line reserves. Up on the 
steep hills that overlooked the railway siding bearded 
French troops were deepening trenches and strengthen- 
ing barbed wire. 
3 P.M.- We were anxious to get on now, and longed 
for a couple of (2ity of London trafiïc policemen to stand 
in majestic and impartial control of these road junctions. 
The colonel and Major Bullivant, after expostulating 
rive minutes with a French major, had got our leading 
battery across. Then the long line of trafIic on the 



96 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

main route resumed its apparently endless flow. An 
R.A.M.C. captain came out and stood by as I stationed 
myself opposite the road we wanted our three remaining 
batteries to turn down, watching fo take quick advantage 
of the G in the first possible GAP. "lretty lively here 
last night," volunteered the R.A.M.C. captain. " General 
scramble to gel out, and some unusual sights. There 
was a big ordnance store, and they hadn't euough 
lorries to get the stuff away, so they handed out all 
mammr of goods fo prevent them bcing wasted. The 
men got pretty well cab'te blanche in blankets, boots, 
and puttees, and you should have seen them carting off 
oftïcers' shirts and underclothing. There was a lot of 
champagne going begging too, and hundreds of bottles 
were smashed to make sure the men had no chance 
of getting blind. And there was an old sapper colonel 
who ruade it his business to get hold of the stragglers. 
He kept t it about six hours, and bunged scores of 
wanderers into a prisoners-of-war cage; then he had 
'em marched off to a collecting station. He was hot 
stuff, I can tell you." 
A gap came at last on the main route, but something 
also that wou!d data the opening we had awaited for over 
an hour. 
A tremendous line of French lorries was moving 
towards me on the road opposite. The French officer 
in charge had corne forward to reconnoitre the crossing. 
Three ]ritish lorries, loading up, also stood on the road 
along which we wanted to go. If the French lorries 
reached that spot first, our batteries might be held up 
another hour. It was a moment for unscrupulous action. 
I told my groom to dash off and tcll Major ]artlett to 
corne along at the trot; then I slipped across and en- 
gaged the French captain in conversation. If I could 



THE G IN GAP 97 

prevent him signalling back for his lorries to quicken 
speed, all would be well. If Major Bartlett failed, 
there would be a most unholy mix up near the three 
stationary lorries. Major Bartlett responded nobly. 
His leading team reached the three lorries while the 
first French motor-waggon was still thirty yards away. 
The gap between the stationary lorry and the moving 
one narrowed to eight yards; but the waggon and six 
horses were through, and the battery now commanded 
the position with a line of horsed waggons and baggage- 
carts stretching back along the fifty yards of the main 
road, with A and B Batteries following in column of 
route past the railway siding. The line of French 
lorries extended back far as the eye could see. The 
French officer turned sharply, cursed impatiently, and 
asserted volubly that his lorries must corne through. 
I explained soothingly what a long rime ve had waited, 
and asked his forbearance. ]Ieanwhile C Battery con- 
tinued to trot through the gap, and I called Heaven to 
witness that the whole of our Brigade would be through 
and away before ten minutes passed. I ran back to 
urge A and B Batteries to keep up the pace. When 
our very last water-cart, mess-cart, and G.S. waggon had 
passed, I thanked the lrrench oflicer with great sincerity, 
and felt I had done a proper job of work. 
4.30 I.M. : We sat by the roadside eating bread-and- 
cheese--the colonel, young Bushman, and I. The bat- 
teries were well on the way to their destination; and 
we three, jogging along in rear, had encouutered Bom- 
bardier M'Donald, triumphant at having filled his forage 
and rations waggon for yet another day. So we and our 
grooms helped ourselves to bread-and-cheese and satis- 
fied hefty appetites, and drank the cider with which 
Bushman had filled his flask at Caillouel the day before. 



98 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

Another of the mournful side-spectacles of the retreat 
was being enacted under our eyes. Opposite a small 
cottage a cart packed to a great height, but marvellously 
balanced on its two huge wheels, stood ready to move 
off. A wrinkled sad- eyed woman, perched on top, 
held beside her her grandchild- a silent, wondering 
little girl. A darkly handsome, strongly-built daughter 
had tied a cow to the back of the cart. A bent old man 
began to lead the wide-backed Percheron mare that was 
yoked fo the shafts with the mixture of straps and bits 
of rope that French farm folk find does well enough for 
harness. But the cow, bellowing in an abandonment of 
grief, tugged backwards, and the cart did not move. The 
daughter, proud-eyed, self-reliant, explained that the cow 
was calling for her calf. The calf would never be able 
to make the journey, and they had been compelled to 
sell it, and it would be killed for food. It was hard, but 
it was war. 
They tried again; but the cow refused to be com- 
forted, and tugged until the rope threatened to strangle 
her. They brought the ca]f out again and tied him 
alongside his now pacified mother; but this time, when 
the cart nmved forward, he protested in fear and be- 
wilderment, and tried to drag himself free. The cart 
was still there when we rode off. 
Our way ran through a noble stretch of hilly country, 
well wooded, with sparkling streams plashing down the 
hillsides--a landscape of uninhabited quiet. Two aero- 
planes droned overhead--the first Allied planes we had 
seen since the retreat began. "The old :French line," 
observed the colonel, pointing out a wide system of 
well-planned trenches, deep dug-outs, and broad belts 
of rusted barbed wire. "The ]3oche ought not to get 
through here." 



THE G IN GAP .99 

Up and over a hill, and down into a tiny hamlet 
which more stricken civilians were preparing to leave. 
As our little cavalcade drew near, a shrinking old woman, 
standing in a doorway, drew a frightened little girl 
towards her, and held a hand over the child's eyes. " I 
believe they took us to be Germans at first," said the 
colonel when we had passed. 
In another village a woman was trying to nake a cow 
pull a heavily-laden waggon up the bill. With streaming 
eyes and piteous gestures she besought us to assist with 
our horses. She would pay us money. Twice before she 
had lost everything through the Boche, she pleaded. 
The colonel looked grieved, but shook his head. :' .We'll 
send back a pair of draught-horses if we can," was all he 
said to me. And we did. 
6 '.M.- We had reached Thiescourt, a hillside village 
that had thought never fo be threateued by the Germans 
again. Dwellings damaged during their last visit had 
been repaired. New houses ruade of fine white stone, 
quarried in the district, had been built, and were build- 
ing. The bitterness of it, if the foul devastating Boche 
were to corne again ! There were many evidences of the 
hurried flight of the last two days,--torn letters and 
papers, unswept fire-grates, unconsumed food and drinks, 
beds with sheets in them, drawers hurriedly searched for 
articles that could be taken away, disconsolate wandering 
dogs. A few days before it had been arranged that the 
major-general, his Divisional Staff, Ordnance, the Divi- 
sional brass band, and all the usual appurtenances of a 
Divisional Headquarters, should corne and make this 
village a Divisional rest area. Few even of the first 
preparations for visitation were left now. D.A.D.O.S., 
blue-tabbed and business-like, was in the main street, 
bewailing the scarcity of lorries for removing his wares 



100 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

to an area still farther back. tIe had several rifles h« 
would be pleased to hand out to our batteries. There was 
a large quantity of clothing which would bave fo be left in 
the store he had established. Any we didn't want would 
we burn, or drop in the stream before we left ? No 
lorry fo remove the Divisional canteen. Would we dis- 
tribute the supplies free to our men ? Biscuits, choco- 
late, potted meats, tooth-paste, and cigarettes went like 
wildfire. 
Brigade tI.Q. mess was installed in a new bouse that 
had chalked messages scrawled on doors, walls, and 
mirrors, telling searching relations and friends the address 
in a distant town to which the occupants of the bouse 
had fled. In another dwelling that Boche aeroplanes 
had already bombed, we discovered sleeping quarters. At 
7 '.. a lieutenant on a motor-cycle arrived with Corps 
orders for the morrow. We were to leave for Elincourt 
immediately the tactical situation demanded it. 
We dined early, and sought ot/r beds early too. I had 
been asleep two minutes, as I thought--really about an 
hour and a half--when Durable woke me up. "Cavalry 
are coming through," he said, shining his electric torch 
right in my eyes, "and they say the enemy is at Lagny. 
ttadn't you better let the colonel know ? " 
"No," I retorted with some asperity. 
"But listen ; can you hear all that trafiïc ? It's our 
infantry coming back." 
" Can you hear machine-gun tire ? " I asked resent- 
fully. 
«« N'O. ' 
"Well, I'm damned if I disturb the colonel until you 
can tell me that, at ]east," I said finally, turning on my 
right side. 



101 

XII. OUT OF THE WAY 

THE usual monotonous spectacle when we woke next 
morning: the narrow streets of what a few days before 
had been a tranquil, out-of-the-war village choked with 
worn-out troops marching to go into rest. Now that we 
had become a brigade of artillery without guns, a British 
non-fighting unit struggling to get out of the way of a 
mauoeuvring French army, our one great hope was that 
Corps would send us right back to a depot where we could 
refit ourselves with fresh guus and reinforcements, to 
some spot where we need hot be wondering every rive 
minutes whether the enemy was at our heels. Men who 
have fought four days and nights on end feel like that 
when the straîn of actual battle ceases. 
The Boche guns souuded nearer, and the colonel had 
ordered a mountèd ofIicer to go back and seek definite 
information upon the situation. By 10 A.M. a retiring 
French battalion marched through, and reported that the 
line was again being withdrawn. ]3y 11 A.. two bat- 
teries of "75's" came back. Which decided the colonel 
that the tactical situation demanded our departure, and 
the Brigade began the march to Elincourt. On past 
more evacuated villages. Abandoned farm carts--some 
of which our batteries eagerly adopted for transporting 
stores and kit--and the carcases of dogs, shot or 
poisoned, lyiug by the roadside, told their own story of 



102 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

the rush from the Hun. By 1 '.i. we reached Elin- 
court, a lnedieval town whose gable-ends and belfry 
towers, and straight rows of hoary lime-trees, breathed 
the grace and charm of the real France. 1 ruade im- 
mediately for the Mairie, bent upon securing billets for 
officers and men; but standing at the gateway was a 
Corps despatch-rider who handed over instructions for 
the Brigade to continue the march to Estree St Denis, a 
town twenty kilometres distant. 
5 P.M. : Estree St Denis, to which I rode in advance 
with a billeting oiiicer from each battery, proved to be a 
drab smoky town of mean-looking, jerry-built houses. 
One thought instinctively of the grimiest parts of Lanca- 
shire and the Five Towns. The wide and interminably 
long main street was filled with dust-laden big guns and 
heavy hows., four rows of them. Every retreating Divi- 
sion in France seemed to be arriving and to be bringing 
more dust. Hundreds of refugees from villages now in 
Boche possession had corne, too. hat a place to be 
sent to! It was useless looking for billets, so I fixed 
upon a vast field on the outskirts of the town where we 
could establish our horse lines and pitch tents and 
bivouacs. This was satisfactory enough, but the water- 
ing problem was bound to be difiicult. Four small 
pumps in the main street and one tiny brackish pond 
totalled the faciliies. It would take each battery an 
hour and a half to water its horses. "Corps moves in 
most mysterious ways," crooned Stoue. "Why did 
they send us here?" We rode and walked until we 
were tired, but found nothing that would improve 
matters. Then Fentiman, Stone, and I found the Caf 
de la Place, and entered the "Officers only" room, 
where we sat down to a bottle of wine and devoured 
the Continental 'Daily Mail' of March 23, the first 



OUT OF THE WAY 103 

paper we had seen since starting the retreat. Madame 
informed us that some officers of Divisional Headquarters 
had turned up the day before and were dining there. 
As we went out to go and meet the batteries and lead 
them to the waggon lines, there was a shout of recogni- 
tion, and " Swiffy" and the little American doctor ran 
up, grinning and rather shamefaced. "We thought of 
posting you as deserters," I said with pretended serious- 
ness, " not having seen you since the afternoon of the 
23rd." It was now the 26th. They narrated a long 
and somewhat sheepish story that, boiled down, told of a 
barri that promised a sound afternoon's nap, an awak- 
ening to find every one vanished; then a worried and 
wearied tramp in search of us, with nothing to eat 
except what they could beg or buy at ruinous prices; 
one perturbing two hours when they found themselves 
walking into the arms of the oncoming Hun ; and finally, 
a confirmed resolve never to stray far from the ]rigade 
mess-cart again. 
7 P.M.: When the batteries were settled in their 
waggon lines, I led the colonel and " Swiffy" and the 
doctor through the crowded dusty streets into the Cafd 
de la Place. The restaurant was filled with French and 
]ritish officers. "Swiffy" insisted on cracking a bottle 
of champagne to celebrate the return of the doctor and 
himself to the fold; then I spotted Ronny Hertford, the 
Divisional salvage officer, who was full of talk and good 
cheer, and said he had got his news from the new 
G.S.O. II., who had just corne from England, travelling 
with a certain politician. " It's all right, old boy," 
bubbled lonny. "The War Office is quite calm about 
it now; we've got 'em stone-cold. Foch is in supreme 
command, and there are any number of Divisions in 
reserve which haven't been called on. We're only wait- 



104 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

ing to know if this is the real push, or only a feint, and 
then we strike. We've got 'em trapped, old top, no 
doubt about that." 
" Right-o, strategist !" I retorted in the same vein. 
"Do you want to buy a calf, old boy .2" he switched 
off. "Look here--there's o,m under the table. About 
1 10 lbs. of meat at 3 francs a pound. Dirt cheap these 
times. A Frenchnmn has left it with Madame to sell. 
We'd buy it for our mess, but we've got a goose 
for dinner to-night. Stay and dine with us, old 
boy." 
Through the glass door that showed into the café one 
saw a little group of eivilians, dressed in their Sunday 
black, wa.iting for carts to take them from the town. A 
mother was suckling a wailing child. An old cripple 
nodded his head helplessly over hands propped up by 
his stick. A smart young French soldier came in at the 
door, and Madame's fair-haired daughter rushed to his 
arms and held him while she wept. They talked fast, 
and the civilians listened with strained faces. "Her 
flanc6," quietly explained an interpreter who came 
through the caf6 to join us in the " Otficers only" room. 
" He's just corne from Montdidier with a motor-transport. 
He says he was fired at by machine-guns, which shows 
that the Boche is still co,ning on." 
The camp conmandant of the Division, nervously 
business-like, the baths' officer, D.A.D.O.S., and a couple 
of padres came in. The Camp Commandant refused to 
hear of the colonel sleeping in a tent. "We've got a 
big dormitory at the back here, sir--thirty wire-beds. 
We can put all your Brigade Headquarter officers up." 
The colonel protested that we should be quite happy in 
bivouacs, but he was overruled. 
We dined in a tent in the waggon lines. As I made 



OUT OF THE WAY 105 

my way there I noticed a blue-painted motor-van, a 
mobile French wireless station, some distance away in the 
fields. What really caught my eye when I drew near it 
was a couple of Camembert cheeses, unopened and un- 
guarded, on the driver's seat. I bethought myself that 
the operator inside the van might be pemuaded to sell 
one of the cheeses. He wasn't, but he was extremely 
agreeable, and showed me the evening communiu that 
had just been "ticked" through. We became friends, 
which explains why for three days I was able to inform 
the camp commandant, Ronny Hertford, and all their 
party, of the latest happenings at the Front, hours before 
the French newspapers and the Continental ' Daily Mail' 
arrived. 
And what do you think the men of two of out 
batteries were doing an hour af ter the camps were 
pitched and the horses watered ?--playing a football 
match ! Marvellous fellows! 
We stayed at Estree until the evening of the 28th, 
days of gossip and of fairly confident expectations, for we 
knew now that the Boche's first offensive was held 
but a rime of waiting and of wondering where we were 
fo be sent next. Division was nearly thirty toiles away, 
incorporated with the French Army, and still fighting, 
while Corps seemed to have forgotten that we needed 
supplies. Still there was no need to worry about food 
and forage. Estree was an important railhead, and the 
supply officer seemed anxious to get his stores distri- 
buted as soon as they came in: he was prepared to 
treat most comers as fahine-stricken stragglers. Beides, 
near the station stood an enormous granary, filled to the 
brim, simply waiting to be requisitioned. 
About noon on the 28th we were very cast down by 
the news that, to meet the demand for reinforcements, 



106 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

the Brigade might be disbanded, and the gunners hurried 
off in driblets, to make up losses on various parts of our 
particular Army's front. 
The colonel had instructions to attend a Staff Confer- 
ence in the afternoon, and each battery was ordered to 
prepare a list of its available gunners. 
There were sore hearts that afternoon. Many of the 
men had been with the Brigade since it was formed, 
and fo be scattered broadcast after doing well, and 
coming through a rime of stress and danger together, 
would knock the spirit out of every one. The colonel 
came back at tea-time, impassive, walking briskly. I 
knew before he opened his lips that the Brigade was 
saved. "We move to-night fo Pont St Maxence. We 
are going on to Poix to refit," was all he said. 
Every one was anxious to be off, fearing that the Staff 
might change its mind. It rained in torrents that night, 
and owing to the Corps' failure to map out proper accom- 
modation arrangements, we slept anyhow and anywhere, 
but no one minded much. The Brigade was still in 
being, and nothing else mattered. I could tell many 
stories of the nex few days--marching and billeting 
and getting ready for action again; of the village that 
no English troops had visited before, and the inhabitants 
that feared us, and afterwards did hot want us to leave; 
of the frieudly bearded patron of an estaminet, who 
flourished an 'Echo de Paris,' and pointed to the words 
tdnacité anglaise in an account of the fighting; of the 
return of the signalling officer, who, while attending a 
course at an Army School, had been roped in to |ead one 
of Sandeman Carey's infantry platoons; of the magnifi- 
cently equipped casualty clearing station that a week 
before the offensive had been twenty-five toiles behind 



OUT OF THE WAY 107 

the lines, and only got its last patients away two hourB 
before the Boches arrived ! 

April 2nd: A few more new guns had corne in from 
the Refitting Depot. We were ahnost complete to 
establishment. The horses were out grazing and getting 
fat again. Most of the men were hard at it, playing 
their eternal football. The colonel came out of the 
chateau, which was Brigade Iteadquartes billet, and 
settled himself in a deck-chair. He looked sun-tanned 
and fit. 
" If all colonels were as competent and knowledgeable 
as our colonel, we should have won the war by now," 
said Durable as he and I walked away. "What a 
beautiful day." 
"Yes. Oh to be in England, now that April's here," 
I chimed in. 
"Oh to be in England, any bally old time of the year," 
Durable corrected me. 



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I. THE DEFENCE OF AMIENS 

ON a day towards the end of April the colonel and I, 
riding well ahead of the Brigade, passed through deserted 
Amiens and stopped when we came upon some fifty 
horses, nose- bags on, halted, under the trees along a 
boulevard in the eastern outskirts of the city. Officers 
in groups stood beneath, or leaned against, the high 
wall of a large civil hospital that flanked the road- 
way. 
Reinforced in guns and personnel, and rested after 
the excitements and hazards of the Match thrust- 
back, out two brigades of Divisional Field Artillery, 
and the D.A.C., were bound again for the Front. 
These waiting ofiïcers formed the advance billeting 
parties. 
"We've been obeying Sir Douglas Haig's Order of 
the Day--getting out backs to the wall," growled the 
adjurant to me, after he had sprung up and saluted 
the colonel. "The staff captain met us two hours 
ago at --, but they were shelling the place, and 
he said it wouldn't be sale for waggon lines; so 
we came on here. He's inside the building now 
seeing if he can put the whole Divisional Artillery 
there. . . 
"l'll ber we shan't be ready for the batteries when 
they corne in," he went on gloomily--and then added, 



112 IUSHED, AND THE RETURN IUSH 

like the good soldier that he is, "My groom will 
show you where the horses can water." 
A long-range shell, passing high overhead and ex- 
ploding among the houses some way behind us, showed 
that Amiens was no health resort, tut horse lines 
were allotted, and in due course the long corridors of 
the evacu.ated building resounded with the clatter- 
clatter of gunners and drivers marched in to deposit 
their kits. "You've got a big piece of chalk this 
morning, haven't you ?" grumbled the adjurant to the 
adjutant of our companion Brigade, complaining that 
they were portioning off more rooms than they were 
entitled to. Still he was pleased to find that the 
room he and I shared contained a wardrobe, and that 
inside the door was pinned a grotesque, jolly-looking 
placard of Harry Tatewmoustache and all--in "tox 
o' Tricks." The discovery that a currant cake, about 
as large as London, sent a few days before from Eng- 
land, had disappeared from our Headquarters' mess- 
cart during the day's march, led to a tirade on 
the shortcomings of New Army servants, tut he 
became sympathetic when I explained that the care- 
takers, two sad-eyed ]rench women, the only civilians 
we ourselves met that day, were anxious that our men 
shou]d be warned against prising open locked doors 
and cupboards. "Tell 'cm any man doing that will 
be shot at dawn," he said, leaving me to reassure the 
womn. 
Twenty-four hours later, after another match, our guns 
were in position. With pick and shovel, and a fresh 
supply of corrugated iron, the batteries were fortify- 
ing their habitations; trigade Headquarters occupied 
the only dwelling for toiles round, a iny café that 
no shell had touched. The colonel had a ground-floor 



THE DEFENCE OF AMIENS 113 

room and a bedstead to himself; the adjurant and 
myself put down our camp-beds in an attic, with the 
signalling officer and the American doctor next door, and 
H.Q. signallers and servants in the adjoining loft that 
completed the upper storey. It was a rain-proof com- 
fortable shelter, but the C.R.A. didn't altogether approve 
of it. "¥ou're at a cross-roads, with an ammunition 
dump alongside of you, and the road outside the front 
door is mined ready for blowing up should the Boche 
advance this way," he" said grimly, when hê visited us. 
" In any case, he'll shoot by the nmp on this spot im- 
mediately he starts a battle... I think you oght 
to have a retiring headquarters in readiness." So I 
put in two days superintending the erection of a little 
colony of houses, built of ammunition boxes and corru- 
gated iron, hall a mile from the main road. I camou- 
flaged the sloping roofs with loose hay, and, ata distance, 
our " Garden City" looked like a bunch of small hay- 
stacks. We got quite proud of our handiwork; and 
there was a strained moment one midday when the 
regimental sergeant- major rode hurriedly to the café 
with a most disturbing report. Riding along the 
main road he had observed a party of men pulling 
down our huts, and piling the sheets of corrugated 
iron into a G.S. waggon. When he cantered across, 
the driver whipped up his horses, and the G.S. waggon 
bounded over the open fields for half a mile before the 
! 
sergeant-major got sufiïciently near to order it to halt. 
"They belong to the --st Brigade, sir," the sergeant- 
major informed the adjutant," and l've told the sergeant 
in charge of the party to consider himself under arrest 
until you have seen him." 
The adjutant, eye flashing, nostrils dilated, was already 
out of the café walking hard, and breathing dire threats 
H 



I14 PUSHED, AND THE RETURIN PUSI 
agaînst the servant who had been posted te guard our 
new home. Apparently he had gone away te complain 
that the cook was late in sending his dinner. 
The sergeant and his assistant "pirates" were restor- 
ing the dismantled huts by the time the adjurant and 
myself drew near. The sergeant was plainly a disciple 
of the " I's all in the saine firm" school. He submitted, 
with great respect, that he was innocent of criminal 
intent. Ïhere was nothing te show that the buts 
were in use . . . and his battery wanted iron for 
their gun-pits. 
" lqone of your old soldier talk with me," blustered 
the adjutant, shaking a ponderous forefinger. "You 
knew you were doing wrong.. . Why did you send 
the waggon off when you saw the sergeant-major ?" 
"I went after it and stopped it when he told me te, 
sir," returned the sergeant. 
The sergeant-major admitted that, strictly speaking, 
this was a correct statement. There was a ten 
seconds' pause, and I wondered what the adjutant's 
next thrust would be. 
"Tho waggon was trotting away, was it?" he 
demanded slowly. 
"Yes, sir," replied the sergeant. 
"And you ruade no attempt te prevent it trotting 
until the sergeant-major told you te stop it ? " 
"No, sir." 
"And you know it's forbidden for waggons te be 
trotted except in very exceptional circumstances ?" 
"Ye-s, sir." 
"Very well, I put you under arrest for contravening 
G.R.O. by trotting draught-horses." 
"Artful beggar--I know him of old," chuckled the 
adjurant, as he and I returned te the café. " He was 



THE DEFENCE OF AMIENS 115 

a gunner in my battery when I was sergeant-major of 
 Battery, :R.H.A." 
The Boche was expected to attack on St George's 
Day. Our Brigade was defending a reserve line, and 
would not tire unless the enemy swept over our first- 
lin system. Fresh trenches were being dug, and new 
and stout rows of wire entanglement put down. Corps 
orders were distinct and unmistakable. The fight here 
would be a fight à ott'ance. On March 21 our re- 
tirement had been a strategic one. But this Front 
had to be held at all costs, and we should throw in 
every reserve we had. Only once during our stay in 
the café did the adjutant and myself sleep in pyjamas. 
"These walls are so thin one 5"9 would knock the whole 
place out ; if we have fo clear we may as well be ready," 
he said meaningly. The ridge, three-luarters of a toile 
in front of us, was shelled regularly, and every night 
enemy bombing planes came over, but, strangely enough, 
the Boche gunners neglected our cross-roads; we even 
kicked a football about until one afternoon a trench- 
mortar ofiïcer misdirected if on to the main road, and 
an expressive "" pop !" told of its finish under the wheel 
of a motor-lorry. St George's Day, and still no Bocbe 
attack! We began to talk of the peaceful backwater 
in which we were moored. Manning, our mess waiter, 
decorated the stained, peeling walls of the mess with 
some New Art picture post-cards. I found a quiet 
corner, and wrote out a 'Punch' idea that a demand 
for our water-trougbs to be camouflaged had put into 
my head. Major ]ullivant, who had succeeded poor 
tIarville in the command of A Battery, and Major 
Bartlett of C Battery, dined with us that night, and 
the best story told concerned an extremely non-military 
subaltern, newly attached to the ]:).A.C. When in- 



116 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

structed to deliver an important message to " Div. 
Arty."--the Army condensation for "Divisional Artil- 
lery"whe pored long and hopelessly over a map. 
]?inally he appealed to a brother officer. " I can't 
find the village of 'DIVAaTY' on the map," he said, 
and, of course, sprang into immediate fame through- 
out the Division. 
April 24- About 4 A.. a shell burst that shook the 
cale. Then the steady whistling scream of high-velocity 
shclls going overhead. I lighted a candle and looked 
ut the adjutant ae he poked his red face and tousled 
grey hair from under his blankets. "They've started," 
he muttered solemnly. "The old Hun always shells 
the back areas when he attacks." 
We got up slowly, and fastened boots and leggings. 
"I suppose we ought to put on revolvers," he went on 
dubiously, and then added with sudden warmth, "I hope 
he gets it in the neck to-day." 
Our telephone pit in the cellar below the café was 
alive with industry. Our battëries were hot firing, but 
the colonel had already asked the battery commanders 
whether any shells, particularly gas shells, had corne 
their way. A couple of 4"2's had landed close to 
C ]attery, but they seemed to be stray shots; it did 
not seem likely that the enemy knew where the batteries 
were sited. The Boche bombardment continued. 
After breakfast, a 5"9 exploding 200 yards from our 
café, blew out the largest pane in the unshuttered 
window. Shells had dropped by now in most spots 
around us; but the cross-roads remained untouched. A 
cyclist orderly from our waggon line, two mlles back, 
brought news that a direct hit had blown the telephone 
cart to bits; fortunately, neither man nor horse had 
been touched. The adjutant was outside exhorting four 



THE DEFENCE OF AMIENS 117 

infantry stragglers fo try and find their units by return- 
ing to the battle line. A Royal Fusilier, wounded in 
the head, had fainted while waiting ai the cross-roads 
for an ambulance; our cook had lifted him on fo a 
bench inside the caf( and was giving him tea. The 
colonel, who remained in the mess, in telephone touch 
with the brigadier-general, C.R.A., and the brigade- 
major, had never seemed so preoccupied. Days after- 
wards, he confided to me that whcn the Hun bombard- 
ment started he feared a repetition of the overpowering 
assault of March 21. 
"They had tanks out to-day," a boy captain of 
infantry, his arm in a sling, told me, as he climbed 
into a motor ambulance. " ]y Gad, I saw a topping 
sight near Villers Bretonneux. The ]oche attacked in 
force there and pushed us back, and one of his old 
tanks came sailing merrily on. But j ust over the 
crest, near a sunken road, was a single 18-pdr.; it 
didn't tire until the ]oche tank climbed into view on 
top of the crest. Then they let him have it at about 
100 yards' range. Best series of upper-cuts l've ever 
seen. The old tank sheered off and must have got it 
hot." I learnt afterwards that this was a single gun 
detachment belonging to our companion brigade, who 
had been pushed forward as soon as news cane that 
the enemy was being held. 
]y tea-time we ourselves had been ordered forward 
to relieve a brigade that had suffered considerably in the 
opening stages of the assault. And, after all, we didn't 
occupy the "Garden City" headquarters I had been at 
such pains to build. We handed it over to the brigade 
we were relieving, and their colonel congratulated our 
colonel on his forethought. 
The colonel decided that only the doctor, the ignal- 



118 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

ling officer, and myself should go forward. The adjutant 
could settle at the waggon lines and occupy himself with 
reinforcements, clothing, and salvage returns, Army 
Form B 213, watering and forage arrangements, and 
suchlike administrative duties. :My task would be the 
" Forward " or "G" branch--i.e., assisting the colonel 
with the details of his fighting programmes. 
The colonel and I lay down that night in a hole 
scooped out of a chalk bank. The corrugated iron 
above out heads admitted a draught at only one corner; 
as our sleeping-bags were spread out on a couple of 
spring mattresses, moved by some one at some rime 
from some neighbouring homestead, we could hot coin- 
plain of lack of comfort. 
April 24 was the last day on which out Brigade 
awaited and preiared to meet a Boche attack of the 
first magnitude. But it was not until the month of 
July that any of us conceived, or dared to believe in, 
the possibility of his mighty armies being forced upon 
the defensive again. 
During :May and June we accepted it that out rôle 
would be to stick it out until the Americans came along 
en masse in 1919. The swift and glorious reversal of 
things from August onwards surprised no one more than 
the actual fighting units of the British armies. 



119 

II. THE RED-ROOFED HOUSE 

WE'RE doing an attack to-morrow morning," said the 
colonel, returning about tea-time from a visit to the 
C.R.A. "We are under the --th Divisional Artillery 
wile we're up here, and we shall get the orders from 
then. You'd better let the batteries know. Don't say 
anything over the wire, of course .... Any papers for 
me to see?" he added, pulling out his leather cigarette 
case. 
I handed him the gun and personnel returns, showing 
how many men and guns the Brigade had in action; 
and the daily ammunition reports that in collated form 
find their way from Divisional Artillery to Corps, and 
from Corps to Army, and play their part in informing 
the strategic minds at the back of the Front of the ebb 
and flow of fighting activity ail along the vast battle 
line, enabling them to shape their plans accordingly. 
" D Battery are a bit low in smoke shells," remarked 
the colonel. "You'd better warn Major Veasey that 
he'll want some for to-morrow morning." 
" B Battery . . . two casualties . . . how was that ?" 
he continued, before signing another paper. 
" About an hour ago, sir. Their mess cart was com- 
ing up, and got shelled half a toile from the battery 
position. Two of the se.vants were wounded." 
"l've never seen an order worded quite like that," 



120 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

he smiled, when I showed him a typed communication 
just arrived from the Divisional Artillery, under whose 
orders we were now acting. It gave the map co- 
ordinates of the stretch of front our guns were to tire 
pon in response to S.O.S. calls. The passage the 
colonel referred to began-- 
" By kind consent of the colonel of the --th 
French Artillery, the S.O.S. barrage on our front 
will be strengthened as follows" . ." 
" Sounds as if the French colonel were lending his 
batteries like a regimental band at a Bank Holiday 
sports meeting, sir," I ventured. 
"Yes, we are learning to conduct war in the grand 
mammr," smiled the colonel, opening his copy of 'The 
Times.' 
Out mess, under a couple of curved iron "elephants" 
stuck against the bank, had looked a miserable affair 
when we came toit; but judicious planting of sandbags 
and bits of "scrounged" boarding and a vigorous clean- 
up had ruade it more habitable. Manning, the mess 
servant, had unearthed from a disused dug-out a heavy 
handsome table with a lacquered top, and a truly regal 
chair for the colonel--green plush seating and a back 
of plush and scrolled oak--the kind of chair that pro- 
vincial photographers bring out for their most dignified 
sitters. By the light of our acetylene ]amp we had 
dined, and there had been two rubbers of bridge, the 
colonel and the li ttle American doctor bringing about 
the downfall of Wilde, the signalling officer, and myself, 
in spire of the doctor's tendency to finesse against his 
own partner. The doctor had never played bridge 
before joining us, and his mind still tan to poker. 
The Reconnaissance O fficer of the th Diisional Artil- 
lery had rung up at 10 o'clock to tell us that an ofiïcer 



THE RED-ROOFED HOUSE 121 

was on his way with a watch synchronised to Corps 
time, and that we should receive orders for the next 
morning's operatioa z, iâ a certain Field Artillery Brigade 
who were somewhere in our vicinity. I had told the 
brigade clerk that he could go to bed in his 3 feet 
by 6 feet cubby-hole, and that the orderlies waiting to 
convey the battle orders to the batteries ought to snatch 
some rest also. It was 11 P.. now. Wilde and the 
doctor had gone off to their own dug-out. It was very 
dark when I looked outside the mess. We were in a 
lonely stretch of moorland; the nearest habitation was 
the shell-mauled cottage at the railway crossing, two 
toiles away. Every ten minutes or so enemy shells 
screamed and flopped into the valley between us and 
the road alongside which D Battery lay. 
"We'll try and hurry these people up," said the 
colonel, picking up the telephone. Even as he told the 
signal]er on duty to get him Divisional Artillery, a call 
came through. It was the Artillery Brigade from whom 
we expected a messenger with the orders. 
"No!" I heard the colonel say sharply. "We've had 
nothing. . . No! no one has been here with a watch. 
• . ¥ou want an officer to corne over to you? . . . 
But I haven't any one who knows where you are." 
A pause. Then the colonel continued. "¥es, but 
you know where we are, don't you ? . . . Umph. 
Well, where are you tobe round ? . . . ¥ou can't give 
a co-ordinate over the telephone ? . . . That's not very 
helpful." 
He rang off, but I knew by his expression that the 
matter was not yet settled. He got through to the 
tth Divisional Artillery and told the brigade-major 
that it was now 11.20 P.M., that no officer with" a syn- 
chronised watch had arrived, and that the other brigade 



122 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

were now asking us to send an officer to them for 
orders for the coming battle. "I have no one who 
knows where they are," he went on. " They must know 
our location--we relieved one of their brigades. Why 
can't they send to us as arranged? I may have some 
..one wandering about half the night trying to find 
them." 
In a little while the telephone bell tinkled again. 
"l'll answer them," said the colonel abruptly. 
"All right, l'll send to them," he relolied stonily. 
"Where are -e to find them, since they won't give us 
co-ordinates over the telephone ? . . A house with a 
red roof! . . You can't tell us anything more definite ? 
• Very well .... Good-bye." 
He put down the telephone with a little "Tchat!" 
that meant all forms of protest, annoyance, and sense 
of grievance. But now that no possible concession was 
to be gained, and certain precise work had tobe done 
by us, he became the inexorable matter-of-fact executive 
leader again. "There's nothing for it," he said, looking 
ai me. "You will have to go." 
Buildings with red roofs are hot marked as such on 
military maps, and I bent glumly over the ma t) board. 
tIowever, bouses were exceedingly few in this neigbour- 
hood, and the chateau on the oher side of the railway 
could be ruled out immediately. It was known as "The 
White Chateau," and I had noticed it în daytime. Be- 
sides, it had been so heavily shelled that out companion 
brigade had evacuated it two days before. "It's pretty 
certain to be somewhere in this area," observed the 
colonel, bending over me, and indicating a particular 
three thousand square yards on the mat). "I expect 
that's the place--on the other side of the railway," and 
he pointed to a tiny oblong patch. I estimated that the 



THE RED-ROOFED HOUSE 123 

house was three toiles from where we were. It wanted 
but rive minutes to midnight. 
I went outside, and flickering my electric torch 
stumbled across ruts and past occasional shell-holes to 
the copse, three hundred yards away, that sheltered the 
oiïlcers' chargers. I crackled a way among twigs and 
undergrowth until the piquet called out, "Who goes 
there ? " 
"I think your groom's here, sir," he said, and the 
trees were so close set that my shoulder brushed the 
hindquarters of a row of mules as he piloted me along. 
" Are you there, Morgan ?" he shouted, pulling open a 
waterproof ground-sheet that was fasened over a hole 
in the ground. " Nowgo away," called a voice angrily. 
"Where's Morgan sleep ? Mr wants him," per- 
severed the piquet. 
We found my groom in another hole in the ground 
about thirty yards away. He listened sleepily while I 
told him to get my hirses ready immediately. "Do you 
want feeds on, sir ?" he asked, with visions apparently 
of an all-night ride. 
There was no moon, and I gazed gratefully at the 
only constellation that showed in a damp unfriendly sky 
bthe Great P, ear. I let my horse find his own way the 
first few hundred yards, until we struck a track, then we 
broke into a trot. The swish and plop of gas shells in 
the valley towards which we were descending ruade me 
pause. I calculated that they were falling short of the 
railway crossing I wanted to reach, and decided that a 
wide sweep to the right would be the safest course. We 
cantered alongside some ploughed land, and the motion 
of the horse, and the thought that with luck I might 
finish my task quickly, and earn a word of commen- 
dation from the colonel, brought & certain sente of 



124 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

exhilaration. The shelling of the valley increased; my 
horse stumbled going down a bank, and for the next rive 
minutes we walked over broken ground. "Getting a bit 
too much to the right," I said to myself, and turned my 
horse's head. Further thoughts were cut short by the 
discovery that his forelegs were up against a belt of 
barbed wire. 
For ten minutes I walked in front of the wire, search- 
ing for an opening, and getting nearer to where the 
shells were falling. All the rime I looked earnestly for 
the railway line. I began to feel bitter and resentful. 
" If our own Divisional Artillery had been doing to- 
morrow's show I shouldn't have had to turn out on a job 
of this kind," I reflected. " Damn the --th Division. 
Why can't they do their work properly ?" 
]3ut little gusts of anger sometimes bring with them 
the extra bit of energy that carries a job through. We 
had reached a ruined wall now, and there was still no 
opening in the wire. I could see telegraph posts, and 
knew that the railway was just ahead. I got off my 
horse, told the groom to wait behind the broken wall, 
and, climbing through the barbed wire, picked my way 
along smashed sleepers and twisted rails until I came to 
the crossing. 
I followed the deserted shell-torn road that led from 
the level-crossing, searching for a track on the left that 
would lead to the bouse I sought. A motor-cyclist, 
with the blue-and-white hand of the Signal Service 
round his arm, came through the hedge. 
"Is there a bouse on top of that hill ?" I asked him, 
after a preliminary fiicker of my torch. 
"Yes, sir." 
"Is ita red-roofed house ?" 
"Well, . . . I don't know, air." 



THE RED-ROOFED HOUSE 125 

"Who's up there ?" 
"Smith's group, sir." 
"Oh, hang! that tells me nothing. What arc they-- 
artillery ?" 
"Yes, sir--heavies, I think, sir." 
I felt myself at a standstill. Orders for us were not 
likely to be with a group of heavy artillery. "Whom 
are you from ?" I asked finally, preparing to move on. 
"From the --th Div. Artillery, sir." 
" Oh !"--with a rush of hopefulness--" you have no 
orders, I suppose, for the --ad Brigade ? "--mentioning 
our Brigade. 
"qo, sir." 
I broke off and strode up the hillside, determined at 
any rate to gather some sort of information from the 
house the motor-cyclist had just left. I came upon a 
bare-looking, two-storied brick building with plain doors 
and windows. Through the keyhole of the front door I 
could see a light coming from an inside room. I opened 
the door and walked down the passage, calling, "Is this 
the rd Field Artillery Brigade ?" 
"No! This is the nd Field Company," replied a 
fair-moustached sapper captain, who was lying on a 
mattress in the room from which the light cane, reading 
a book of O. Henry stories. 
" Sorry to trouble you," I said, " but I'm trying to 
find the rd Brigade. Do you know if they are round 
here ?" 
"I don't, I'm afraid. We only came in this 
afternoon." 
"It's a hous with a red roof," I went on, rather 
hopelessly. 
" I think I know the place," chimed in a voice from 
an inner room. "It's  shooting-box, isn't it ? Your 



126 PUSHED, AND TttE RETURN PUStt 

best way is to get on the road again and take the next 
track on the left. I noticed a red-roofed house up there 
when we came by." 
I trudged back and got on to the new track, feeling 
veT martyred but very resigned. I suppose I ought to 
have kept my eyes open more, I thought. Next time I 
go to a new part of the country I won't miss a single 
distinguishing feature. 
It was now 1.15 A.. I came to a lonely bouse 
fronted by a neatly railed garden. I hammered noisily 
on the door and found that if opened into a darkened 
passage. A torch flashed into my face. "Is this the 
--rd Brigade ?" I began. 
"Yes," a voice shouted, and suddenly a door opened 
and a spurt of light revealed a youthful pink-cheeked 
staff lieutenant. "Are you from the nd Brigade ?" 
he asked. "Oh, bon! bon!I've been waiting for 
yu." 
"Waiting for me!" I retorted, nettled by his airy 
manner. "Hard luck on me having fo traipse at this 
time of night to a place I don't know to get orders you 
ought to have sent out." 
"Yes, I know," he replied cheerfully. "We're 
awfully sorry, but it's the French Division, you know. 
We've only just got the orders out of them. It's really 
their show. And I'm afraid the first part of your 
orders bave been sent off fo the wrong place." Saying 
which, he led me into a large sombre room in which 
four or rive officers sat immersed in papers and message 
forms. An elderly colonel looked up and nodded over 
his glasses. The young staff officer handed me some 
barrage nmps and a quantity of type-written operation 
orders. 
"Zero hour is 5.10 A.M.," he began, "and here is th¢ 



THE RED-ROOFED HOUSE 127 

part of your orders that has gone astray. I can't give 
you this copy. Will you take the orders down from 
this ? " 
I commenced writing out the operation order, and 
was struck to find that the barrage "lifts" were in 
hundreds of metres instead of hundreds of yards. 
"Yes, the French insisted on that," explained the staff 
lieutenant briskly. 
"But we haven't metres on our range-drums," I said 
with an air of abandonment. 
"Yes, I know, but the French insisted o it, because 
of their infantry..... Oh! there's a para. there about 
smoke-shells--that's important." 
"The para. about smoke-shells is deleted there 
will be no smoke-shells," put in the eldcrly colonel, look- 
ing up. 
"Oh, is it, sir ?" said the staff lieutenant, turning 
round. 
; h  " 
"Yes the correction has just corne t rouh. 
"Right, sir." 
I synchronised my watch, thrust the bundle of papers 
into my hip-pocket, and hurried away to find my horses. 
It was half-past one, and the attack was timed to start 
at 5.10. The colonel would require to deal with the 
orders, and the battery commanders would have but the 
barest rime to work out their individual "lifts." 1 
started back at the gallop, skirting the side of the valley. 
I remember wishing to heaven that the clumps and 
hillocks of this part of France did hot look so consistently 
alike. If only it were light enough for me to pick out 
the mustard field that lay, a bright yellow landmark, 
behind out chalk bank! 
The colonel was in bed when I got back, but I held a 
candle while he read through the orders, and got out his 



128 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

ivory ruler, and apportioned a barrage lane to each 
battery. "Metres will bave to become yards," was one 
of his remarks. 
By twenty-to-three the orderlies had set out with the 
battle orders to the batteries, while I spoke on the tele- 
phone to an oflïcer of each battery, and synchronised 
watches. 
When I turned in, after a whisky-and-soda and a 
couple of biscuits, the colonel was fast asleep. I felt 
satisfied, however, that I had done my share that night 
towards beating the Hum 
By 7 ,.i. we were up again, and until 7 P.M. the 
telephone buzzed continuously. It was a day of hard 
infantry fighting, of attacks that were held up and had 
to be renewed, of German counter-efforts to shift us ff'oto 
points won at the opening of our attack. All day long 
F.O.O.'s and liaison officers telephoned reports of changes 
in our front line, and rive rimes I turned on our batteries 
to respond to S.O.S. calls. By the end of the day we 
held three parts of the ground that our Higher Command 
had planned to seize. 



129 

III. AN AUSTRALIAN "HAND-OVER" 

THEIE followed three months of varied kinds of soldier- 
ing: short spells holding the line, odd days in test areas, 
quick shifts to other parts of the Front, occasional parti- 
cipation in carefully prepared raids on Hun trenches, one 
whole fortnight in a riverside village where even the 
Boche night-bombers did not corne, and where we held a 
joyous race-meeting--seventy riders in one race--and a 
spit-and-polish horse show. There was the fresh burst 
by the Hun armies that seemed to spell the doom of 
Reims. We began to notice larger and larger bodies of 
arriving Americans, but did not expect them to be in the 
war on an impressive scale until 1918 was out. Leave 
to England remained at a standstill. The universal 
phrase of 1916 and 1917, " Roll on Duration," had 
almost entirely disappeared from the men's letters that 
came before me for censoring. Yet no one seemed de- 
pressed. Every one appeared possessed of a sane and 
calm belief that things would work out right in the long- 
run. We should just ha.ve to hold the Hun off this 
year, and by honest endeavour during training oppor- 
tunities fit ourselves to fight with added effectiveness in 
1919, when America would be properly in the field and 
the Allies' turn would corne. 
The second week in May the Brigade, a.fter a fourteen- 
toile march, came again into the land of rolling heights 
I 



130 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

and sunken roads in which for three and a hall years 
rnost of our fighting had been done. A "sausage" 
balloon anchored to the ground, a pumping-station and 
four square-shaped water-troughs, and a dozeu or so 
shan[ies built of sandbags and rusted iron, dotted the 
green-and-brown landsizape. 
Waggon tracks had cut ugly brown ways through 
clover-fields and grasslands. A new systera of trenches 
stretched to north and to south from the main road 
along which the Brigade were moving. Men of the 
Labour Corps were stolidly filling shell-holes in the road 
surface with broken stones, and digging sump-holes for 
draining away the rain-and-mud torrents that were sure 
to corne. A long dark wood crowued the ridge three 
mlles in front of us. In the centre a slender spire 
tipped the tree-tops. 
"That's Baisieux Church," said M\ior Bullivant, with 
whom I was riding along the horse track at the side of 
the road. "Do you know the latest motto for the 
Labour Corps ?" he added inconsequentially, looking down 
ata bespectacled man in khaki who eased up as we 
passed. "Infra dig.," he went on, with a humorous side- 
glance, and without pausing for my auswer. 
Away to the east muffled boomings as if giants were 
shaking blankets. My mind turned to July 1916, when 
first I arrived in France and came along this very road 
at 3.30 one morning as the sun's rim began to peep 
above the long dark wood. How easy to recall that 
morning! I had brought fifty-three men from the Base, 
reinforcements for the Divisional Artillery, and half-be- 
lieved that the war could not proceed unless I delivered 
them to their destination in the shortest possible rime; 
and my indignant keenness when I reached the village 



AN AUSTRALIAN "HAND-OVER" 131 

behind the long dark ood and learned thut no one there 
knew anything about the two lorries that were to trans- 
port my party the remainder of the journey to the 
Front! Did I hot rouse  frowning town major and 
two amazed sergeant-majors before 5 A.M. and demand 
that they should do something in the matter? And did 
not my fifty-three lnen eventually complete a triumphant 
pilgrimage in no fewer than thirteen ammunition lorries 
to find that they and myself had arrived a day earlier 
tlmn we were expected ? And here was I again in the 
saine stretch of country, and the tritish line notso far 
forward as it tmd been two years before. 
We pitched tents and tethered our horses in the wood, 
and before nightfall I walked into the village to look af 
the spot beneath the church tower where I had halted 
my fifty-three men, and to view again the barn in which 
I had roused the most helpful of the two sergeant-majors. 
Alas for the sentiment! All French villages seem much 
alike, with their mud- wall barns and tiled cottages, 
when you have passed through scores of them, as I have 
doue since July 1916. I could hot be certain of the 
building. 
Coming back to our camp through the heart of the 
wood, I chanced upon a place of worship that only a 
being of fancy and imagination and devoutness could 
have fashioned. Inside a high oval hedge, close-woven 
with much patient labour, stood an altar ruade of 
banked-up turf, surmounted b)- a plain wooden cross. 
Turf benches to seat a hundred and fifty worshippers faced 
the altar. Aboute, the wind rustled softly through the 
branches of tall birches and larch trees, bent over until 
they touched, and ruade one think of Gothic arches. 
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132 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

one told me afterwards that the chaplain of a London 
Division had built i. It was a happy thought. 
In the morning I went with the colonel through the 
village, and a toile and a hall along a road leading east 
that for half a toile was lined with camouflage screens. 
" The Boche holds the ridge over there," remarked the 
colonel, stretching an arm towards high ground swathed 
in a blue haze rive mlles away. A painted notice-board 
told all and sundry that horse traflïc was hot permitted 
on the road until after dusk. We struck off to the left, 
dropped into a trench where we saw a red triangular flag 
flying, and said "Good-day" to the brigade-major of the 
Infantry brigade who had ruade their headquarters at 
this spot. Then we got out of the trench again, and 
walked along the top until we came to what was fo be 
our future home--the headquarters of the Australian 
Field Artillery trigade that we were to relieve by 10 
P.M. We received a cheery welcome from a plump, 
youngish Australian colonel, and a fair-haired adjutant 
with blue sparkling eyes. 
When a brigade of artillery relieves another brigade 
of artillery, there is a ceremony, known as " handing- 
over," fo be gone through. The outgoing brigade pre- 
sents to the in-coming brigade maps and documents 
showing the positions of the ba.tteries, the O.P.'s, the 
liaison duties with the infantry, the amount of ammuni- 
tion tobe kept at the gun positions, the zones covered, 
the S.O.S. arrangements, and similar information detail- 
ing daily work and responsibilities. I ca.n recall no 
"hand-over" so perfect in its way as this one. The 
Australian Brigade's defence file was a beautifully 
arranged, typed dccument, and a child could have 
anderstood the indexing. True, the extent and number 



AN AUSTRALIAN "HAND-OVER " 133 

of their headquarters staff was astonishing. Against 
our two clerks they had three clerks, and a skilled 
draughtsman for map-making; also an N.C.O. whose 
sole magnum o2»us was the weekly compiling of Army 
Form :B. 213. But there could be no doubt that they 
carried on war in a most business-like way. 
The colonel went off with the Australian colonel fo 
inspect the battery positions and view the front line 
from the O.t).'s, and sent nie back to bring np ouç mess 
cart and to arrange for the fetching of out kit. 
tea-time we were properly installed; and iudeed the 
Australian colonel and his adjurant remained as our 
guests at dinner. 
The mess, cut out of the side of the trench and lined 
with corrugated iron, possessed an ingeniously manu- 
factured doorpart of a drum-tight wing of a French 
aeroplane. The officers' sleeping quarters were thirty fcet 
below groud, in an old French dug-out, with steps so 
unequal in height that it was the prudent course to 
descend backwards with your hands grasping the steps 
nearest your chin. 
The Australian colonel dipped his hand for the fifth 
rime into the box of canteen chocolates that Manning 
had placed on the table with the port. " That's a nice 
Sam :Browne of yours," he observed, noticing the gloss 
on our adjutant's belt. 
"I hope you don't take a fancy to it, sir," replied our 
adjurant quickly. "We're all afraid of you, you know. 
l've put a double piquet o our waggon lines for fear 
some of your fellows take a liking fo out horses." 
The Australian colonel and his adjurant laughed good- 
naturedly, and the colonel told us a story of a captain 
and a sergeant-major in another Australian brigade who 
were accomlished "looters," 



13 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

One night the pair were hauling down a tent which 
they thought was empty, when a yell ruade them aware 
thal an offier was sleeping in it. The captain took to 
his heels, but the sergeant-major was captured. 
"The next day," concluded the Australian colonel, 
"the captain had to go and make all sorts of apologies 
to get his sergeant-major off. The other people agreed, 
provided tbe officer ransoned him with half a dozen 
pit-props and ten sheets of corrugated iron. :For a long 
rime afterwards we used fo chaff the captain, and tell 
him that he valued his serg'eant-major at six pit-props 
and ten sheets of iron." 
Hot sweltering days followed. Most mornings I spent 
ai the O.P. watching our batteries' eflbrts to knock out 
suspected enemy trench mortars, or staring through my 
binoculars trying to pick out Boche transport, or fresh 
digging operalions. The tralnp back at midday along 
the communication trenches was boiling-hot going. I 
used to think "People working in London will be pining 
just now for green fields and country air. For myself, 
I'd give anything for a cool ride on a London bus." In 
the afternoons there were reserve battery positionsin 
case of a swift Huu advanceto be reconnoitred, gaps 
in the barbed-wire systems to be located, and bits of 
trenches that would bave to be filled in to allow our 
waggons to cross. Divisional Artillery were insistent 
tpon timed reports of hoslile shelling, particularly gas 
shelling, and this formed another portion of my special 
work. One day intimation came from Division that 
Fentiman and Robson had been accepted for the Air 
Service. "It's the only way to get leave to England," 
said I'obson jocularly. Fentiman's chief regret was that 
he would ha;ce to leave behind a mare that he had got 
from the Tank Corps. "She pulls so," he told me one 



AN AUSTRALIAN "HAND-OVER" 135 

afternoon when I met him jogging along the road, "that 
if I turned on to the grass at this molnent and put spurs 
into her, she wouldn't stop till she got to Amiens. . 
1o one in the Tank Corps has been able to pull her up 
under four toiles, and only then when she came to a 
seven-foot hedge. . But I was beginning to under- 
stand her." 
When I accompanied the colonel on his visits to the 
Infantry brigades all the talk was of the training of the 
youngsters, who now formed so considerable a portion of 
the battalion strengths. "They are good stuff," I heard 
one of the brigadiers say, "and I keep drumming into 
them that they are fighting for England, and that the 
Boche mustn't gain another yard of ground." IIe was a 
fighter, this brigadier--although I have never yet met 
another oflicer who took it as a matter of course that his 
camp-bed should be equipped with linen sheets when he 
was living in the firing line. 
About three-quarters of a toile from our headquarters 
was a tiny cemetery, set in a grove of trees on a bare 
hillside, sequestered, beautiful in its peacefulness and 
quiet. One morning, very early, I walked out to view 
it more closely. It had escaped scvere shelling, although 
chipped tombstones and broken railings and scattered 
pieces of painted wire wreaths showed that the hell-blast 
of destruction had not altogether passed it by. I went 
softly into the little chapel. On the floor, nmddy, noisy- 
sleeping soldiers lay sprawled in ungainly attitudes. 
Rifles were piled against the wall; mess-tins and water- 
bottles lay even upon the altar. And somehow there 
seemed nothing incongruous about the spectacle, nothing 
that would hurt a profoundly religious mind. It was all 
part of the war. 
And one night when I was restless, and even the 



136 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

heavy drlgging warmth of the dug-out did not dull me 
to sleep, I climbed up into the open air. It was a lovely 
night. The long dark wood stood out black and distinct 
in the clear moonlight; the stars twinkled in their calm 
abode. Suddenly a near-by battery of long-range guns 
cracked out an ear-splitting salvo. And before the 
desolating rush of the shells had faded from the ear a 
nightingale hidden among the trees burst into song. 
That also was part of the war. 



137 

IV. HAPPY DAYS! 

DURING the month of June Brigade Headquarters retired 
from the trench dug-out and settled in the end house of 
the village, a white-walled, vine-clad buildin, with a 
courtyard and stables and a neat garden that only one 
Boche shell had smitten. On the door of the large 
room that we chose for the mess there still remained a 
request in French, written in a clear painstaking hand, 
that billeted officers should keep to the linoleum strips 
laid acriss the carpet when proceeding to the two inner 
rooms. But there was no linoleum now, and no carpet. 
On the otherwise bare wall was hung a massively-framed 
portrait of the proprietor--a clean-shaven middle-aged 
Frenchman of obviously high intelligence. A family 
press-cutting album contained an underlined report fron 
a local newspaper of a concert given in the village on 
June 6, 1914:-- 

Très remarque le duo de tandoline avec accom- 
pagnement de violon exdcutd pa.f trois gracieuses 
jeunes filles qui font à chacune de nos soi'ées admi'e" 
par les amateurs du beau, leur talent d'artiste ! 

I gathered that the three young girls were daughters 
of the house; I also noted that t'ois gracieuses jeunes 
filles was doubly underlined. 



138 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

One of our servants used fo be a professional gardener, 
and in a couple of days he had weeded the paths and 
brought skill and knowledge to bear on the neglected vege- 
table beds. We had excellent salad from that garden 
and fresh strawberries, while there were roses to spare 
for the tall vases on the mantelpiece in the mess; and 
belote we came away our gardener had looked to the 
future and planted lettuce and turnips and leeks, and 
even English pansies. The Boche gunners never got a 
line on to that house, and though aerol)lanes cruised 
above us every night hot a single bomb dropped near. 
The town inajor, a learned and discursive subaltern, 
relieved on account of rheumatic troubles from more 
strenuous duties with an Infantry regiment, joined our 
mess and proved a valuable addition, tte was  talented 
mathematician whose researches had carried him to where 
mathematics soar into the realms of imagination ; he had 
a horror of misplaccd relatives, and possessed a reliable 
palate in the marrer of red wines. One dinner-time he 
talked himself out on the possibilities of the metric 
system, and pictured the effects of a right angle with a 
hundred instead of ninety degrees. Another night he 
walked me up and down the garden ungil 2 .¢.[., expati- 
ating on astronomy. He tried to make me realise the 
beyond comprehension remoter/ess of the new star by 
explaining that astronomers did not calculate its dis- 
tance from the earth in thousands of mlles. "Light 
travels at 186,000 mlles a second; to astronomcrs the 
new star is 2000 years away," he concluded. 
As I have said, he was a valuable addition to our 
mess. One day he took me to a neighbouring village 
and introduced me to a fat comfortable-looking Maire, 
who spread his hands on his capacious knees and invited 
us to try  cooling nip of absinthe. Afte: which he 



HAPPY DAYS ! 139 

produced from a small choice store a bç, ttle of fifty-year- 
old brandy, and ruade the town major take it away in 
token of a friendship that begau in the way-back days 
of 1915. 
All this may not sound like war, but I ara trying to 
write down some of the average daily happenings in a 
field-artillery brigade that has seen as much service as 
any brigade in the new armies. 
For several days Wilde, the signalling officer, and the 
doctor conducted an acrid argument that arose fl'om the 
doctor's astounding assertion that he had seen a Phila- 
delphia base-ball player smite a base-bll so clean and 
hard that it travelled 400 yards before it pitched. 
Wilde, with supreme scorn, pointed out that no such 
claire had been ruade even for a golf ball. The doctor 
ruade play with the names of Speaker, Cobb, and other 
transatlantic celebrities. Then one day Wilde rushed 
into the mess flourishing a London Sunday paper that 
referred in glowing terms to a mighty base-ball hit 
of 136 yards, ruade on the Royal Arsenal football 
ground; after which the doctor retired to cope with the 
plague of boils that had descended upon the Brigade. 
This and a severe outbreak of Spanish 'flue provided 
him with a regular hundred patients a day. He him- 
self had bitter personal experience of the boils. We 
never saw him without one for ten weeks. His own 
method of dealing with their excruciating tenderness 
was to swathe his face in cotton-wool and sticking-plaster. 
"Damn me, doctor, if you don't look like a loose 
imitation of Von Tirpitz," burst out the adjutant one 
day, when the doctor, with a large boil on either side 
of his chin, appeared plastered accordingly. 
By July we had side-stepped north and were housed 
in a chateau that really deserved the appellation, 



140 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

though it was far from being as massively built as an 
average English country seat of like importance. It 
be]onged to one of the oldest familles in France. 
Wide noble staircases led to vast rooms ruade unten- 
able by shell tire. Fragments of rare stained glass 
littered the vacant private chapel. The most valuable 
paintings, the best of the Louis XV. furniture, and the 
choicest tapestry had been removed to safety. In one 
room I entered some bucolic wag had clothed a bust of 
Venus in a lance-corporal's cap and field-service jacket, 
and ah3xed a box-respirator in the alert position. We 
ruade the mess in what had been the nursery, and the 
adjutant and myself slelt in bunks off an elaborately 
mined passage, in making which Iritish tunnellers had 
worked so hard that cracks showed in the wall above, 
and the whole wing apleared undecided whether or hot 
to sink. We learned that there were two schools of 
opinion regarding the safety of the passage. The 
Engineers of one Division thought the wing would hot 
subside; some equally competent Engîneers shook their 
heads and said no civil authority would dream of passing 
the passage as safe. The adjutant and myself relied 
upon the optimists; at any rate, we should be safe 
from the ttun gunners, who treated the chateau as one 
of their datum points. 
We were relieving an Army Field Artillery brigade 
commanded by a well-knowl_ scientific gunner, and on 
the afternoon that we arrived he took the colonel and 
myself on an explanatory tour of the battery positions 
and the " O.I'.'s." They were leaving their guns in 
position for us to use. There was a Corps standing 
order that steel helmets should be worn and box- 
respirators kept in the alert position in this part of 
the line. So first we girded up ourselves in compliance 



HAPPY DAYS! 141 

with orders. Then our guide ruade us walk iu single 
file and keep close to the houses as we walked along 
the main street. "He has a beautiful view of the 
chateau gares and can see movement in the centre of 
the road," he informed us. 
It was a terribly battered village. The church tower 
had been knocked out of sha.pe. Roofs that had escaped 
being smashed in were threadbare, or seemed to be slip- 
ping off skeleton houses. Mutilated telegraph-poles and 
broken straggly wires, evil-smelling pools of water, scat- 
tered bricks, torn roadways, and walls blackened and 
scarred by bomb and shell, completed a scene of nourn- 
fulness and desolation. We passed oue corner house on 
the shutters of which some "infanteers" had chalked the 
waie. Then we struck 
inviting saucy sign," Ben Jonson's ' '" 
across a fast-ripening wheat-field and put tp a mother 
partridge who was agonised with fear lest we should dis- 
cover her young ones. " It will be a pity if these crops 
can't be gathered in," remarked out colonel. To right 
and left of us, and beyond the rtined village that lay 
immediately in front, were yellow fields ready for the 
harvesters. "Does he shell much ?" continued the 
colonel. 
"lot consistently," replied the other colonel. "I 
don' think he does much observed shooting. He's 
copying our method of sudden btrsts of tire, though." 
We inspected two O.P.'s on one side of the wide 
valley that led towards the front line, picked up, 
through binoculars, the chier réference points in 
tocheland, and had a look at two heavily-camouflaged 
anti-tank guns that were a feature of the defence in 
this part of the front. Myriads of fat overfed flies 
buzzed in the trenches through which we passed. Hot 
and dusty, we came back about 6 I.M., and entered 



142 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

the chateau kitchen-garden through a hole that had 
becn knocked in the high, ancient, russet-red brick 
wall. The sudden scent of box and of sweet-smelling 
herbs roused a tingling sense of pleasure and of 
recollection. I never failed afterwards to return to 
the chateau by that way. 
The other colonel came out with us again next 
morning, although our batteries were now in posses- 
sion,, and his own officers and men had gone a long 
way back. He wanted to show our colonel some 
observation points from the O.t'. on the other side 
of the valley. 
A certain incident resulted. As we passcd A Battery's 
position we saw Durable, the battery captain, looking 
through the dial-sight of his No. 1 gun, apparently try- 
ing to discover whether a black-and-white signalling-pole, 
planted fifty yards in front of the gun, was in line with 
a piece of hop-pole fifty yards farther on. Both colonels 
stared fixedly st the spectacle. "What's become of the 
aiming-posts ?" said the other colonel, puzzled and stern. 
When a gun has fired satisfactorily on a certain 
target, which is also a well-defined point on the map, 
and it is desired to make this particular line of. tire 
the standard line, or, as it is commonly called, the zero 
line, the normal method is to align two aiming-posts 
witb such accuracy that, no marrer what other targets 
are fired upon, the gun can always be brought back to 
its zero line by means of the aiming-posts. Absolute 
accuracy being essential, the aiming-posts are specially 
designed and are of a settled pattern. Judge of the 
two colonels' astonishment then when they perceived 
Dumble's impromptu contrivance. 
"Hve you no aiming-posts ?" our colonel asked 
Dumblo sharply. 



HAPPY DAYS! 143 

"No, sir, the other battery would hot leave theirs 
behind. I had understood it was arranged that we 
should hand over ours at the waggon line, and that 
they should leave theirs here to give us the lines 
of tire." 
"Of course," interrupted the other colonel; " but 
what are you doing now ? You ean't get your line 
with those things." 
"I'm trying to do the best I ean, sir, until my 
own aiming-posts arrive." 
"Yes, but it's hopeless trying to fix those ridieulous 
things in the saine positions as the aiming-posts. Who 
was it gave the order to remove the aiming-posts ?" 
"The subaltern who was waiting for us to relieve 
your battery, sir." 
" The battery commander wasn't here then ?" 
"No, sir. I believe he'd gone on ahead to the waggon 
hnes. 
" I'm exeeedingly sorry this has happened," said the 
other colonel, turning to our colonel. "I'll have the 
battery commander and the other officer up here ai 
once, and they cau go forward with your officer when 
he registers the guns again. It's disgraceful, l'Il 
stop their next ]eave for ths." He disappeared into 
the battery telephone pif to send through orders for 
the recalling of the de]inquent oPficers. 
"Not a bad idea to make an inspection round the 
day after you have handed over," remarked our 
colonel to me drily. "ïhis is rather an instructive 
example." 
These were our last days of waiting and wondering 
whether the Boche would attack; of the artillery duels 
and the minor raids by which each side sought to feel and 
test the other's strength. I recall two or three further 



144 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

incidents of our stay in that part of the line. The 
G.O.C., R.A., of Corps decided that a rare opportunity 
presented itself for training junior officers in quick 
picking up of targets, shooting over open sights, and 
voice-command of batteries from near sighting-places 
where telephone wires could be dispensed with and 
orders shouted through a megaphone. "It will quite 
likely corne to that," he observed. "The next fighting 
will be of the real open warfare type, and the value 
of almost nechanical acquaintance with drill is that 
the officer possessing such knowledge can use all his 
spare brains fo deal with the changing phases of the 
actual battle."So a single 18-pdr. used to be pulled 
out for practice purposes, and Generals and infantry 
officers came to see gunner subalterns schooled and 
tested. It was better practice than Shoeburyness or 
Larkhill, because though the shoots were carried out 
on the gunnery school model the shells were directed 
at real targets. During one series a distinguished 
red- tabbed party was dispersed because the Hun did 
an area strafe in front, behind, and around the single 
gun. Another time the descent of an 8-inch saved 
the amour-loropre of a worried second lieutenant, who, 
after jockeying with his angle of sight, had got into 
abject difficulties with his range and corrector. 
One morning I was up forward carrying out instruc- 
tions to keep in daily touch with the infantry battalions, 
finding out their requirements, and discovering what new 
artillery targets they could suggest. As it was also my 
business to know what the Heavies were doing, I stopped 
at an O.P. in a trench to ask a very young R.G.A. officer 
observing for a 6-inch how. such questions as what he 
had fired upon that morning, and whether he had noted 
any fresh Boche movement. I had passed along the 



HAPPY DAYS! 145 

winding trench and descended the dug-out headquarters 
of one of our infantry battalions, and was inquiring if 
the commanding officer had any suggestions or com- 
ilaints to make, when the boyish R.G.A. officer came 
down the steps and, not noticing me in the dira candle- 
light, asked in hurried tones : "Excuse me, sir, but could 
you identify an artillery officer who said he was coming 
here ? He stopped and asked me some extraordinary 
questions .. and"--hesitatinglyw"you bave to be 
careful talking to people in the front line." 
The adjurant and the intelligence ofiicer of the in- 
fantry battalion were smiling broadly. Finally the 
colonel had to laugh. " Yes," he said, " I can identify 
the artillery officer. Here he is. You haven't discov- 
ered a siy this time." 
The young officer looked abashed, and when later I 
iassed his "O.P.," apologised with much sincerity. I 
replied by asking him to have a good look at me, so 
that he wouldn't mistake me next time we met. After 
which we both laughed. We did meet again, not long 
afterwards, and in much more exciting circumstances. 
When the Brigade left that part of the line, Marshal 
Foch had begun his momentous counter-effort between 
Soissons and Château-Thierry. In a very short rime we 
also were to be engaged in a swift and eventful move- 
ment that changed the whole tenor of the war: a time 
of hard ceaseless fighting, countless episodes of heroism 
and sacrifice, and vivid conquering achievement. 

K 



146 

V. BEFORE THE GREAT ATTACK 

ON the evening of August 3, an evening with a sinister 
lowering sky, we settled in our newest headquarters- 
wooden huts, perched on the long steep slope of a 
quarry just outside the crumbling ruins of Heilly, cele- 
brated in the war annals of 1916 for an officers' tea- 
rooms, where three pretty daughters of the bouse acted 
as waitresses. 
Excitement was in the air. Marshal Foch's bold 
strategy at Soissons had had dramatic effect. The 
initiative was passing again to the Allies. A faint 
rumour had developed into an official fact. There was 
to be a big attack on our immediate front. Yet few 
of us dared to conceive the mark in history that 
August 8 was to make. All we really hoped for was 
a series of stout resolute operations that would bring 
Germany's great offensive to a deadlock. 
Along the road that wound past the quarry--otfshoot 
of a main route that will for ever be associated with the 
War--there flowed a ceaseless stream of ammunition 
waggons. " This goes on for three nights. My 
Gad, they're getting something ready for him," re- 
marked our new adjutant to me. Gallant, red-faced, 
roaring old Castle had been transferred to command 
the Small Arms Ammunition section of the D.A.C., where 
his love of horses was given full play, and had already 



BEFORE THE GREAT ATTACK 147 

gained his section many prizes at our tIorse Show a week 
before. 
Rain descended in stinging torrents, and the Australian 
colonel and his ad.iutant , who would leave as soon as they 
heard that our batteries had relieved theirs, looked out 
disgustedly. I called for a bottle of whisky, and when 
the Australian adjurant toasted me with "tIere's to the 
skin of your nose," I gathered that his gloom was lessen- 
ing. The soup came in and we started dinner. 
Talk ran upon the extraordinary precautions taken 
to surprise the enemy. Field-guns were hot to be 
moved up to their battle positions until the night 
before the attack. There was to be no digging in of 
guns, no earth was to be upturned. Reconnaissance 
likely to corne under enemy observation had to be 
carried out with a minimum of movement. As few 
officers and men as was possible were to be made 
aware of the date and the scoi3e of the operation. On 
a still night the creaking rattle of ammunition waggons 
on the move may be heard a very long way off'. To 
prevent this noise of movement wheel tyres were lapped 
vith tope; the play of the wheels was muttled by the 
use of leather washers. Straw had even to be laid on 
some of the roadsas straw is laid in front of houses 
where the seriously sick are lying. 
"I think," said the Austra]ian signalling officer, "that 
the funniest thing is the stggestion in orders that tele- 
phone conversations should be camouflaged. I suppose 
tlmt if some indiscreet individual asks over the 'phone 
whether, for instance, a new telephone line bas been laid 
to a certain map point it is advisable to reply, 'No, ho's 
dining out to-night.' " 
"Why not try a whistling code ?" put in our adjurant. 
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148 PUSItED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

Caravan has rested,' that could mean ' At the waggon 
hne. 
"And 'Tell me the old, old Story' would be 'Send in 
your ammunition returns at once,'" laughed Wilde, our 
signaIling ofiîcer, who had been angeied many rimes be- 
cause his line to Divisional ArtilIery had been held up 
for that purpose. 
" And 'It's a long way to Tipperary' could be taken 
as 'Lengthen your Range,' " said one of the Australian 
oiïicers in his soft drawl; while the exuberance reached 
its climax when some one suggested that "Waiting for 
the Robert E. Lee" might be whistled to indicate that 
the Divisional Commander was expected at any moment. 
"You've had some of the Americans with you, haven't 
you ?" asked our colonel of the Australian colonel. " How 
do you find them ? We heard a humorous report that 
some of the Australian infantry were rather startled by 
their bloodthirstiness and the vigour of their language." 
The Australian colonel--one of those big, ugly, good- 
tempered men who attract friendship--laughed and 
replied, " I did hear one good story. A slightly wounded 
Boche was being carried on a stretcher to the dressing 
station by an American and one of our men. The Boche 
spoke a bit of English, and was talkative. 'English no 
good,' he said. 'French no good, Americans no good.' 
The stretcher-bearers walked on without answering. 
The Boche began again. ' The English think they're 
going to win the war,--they're wrong. You Americans 
think you've corne to win,--you're wrong.' 
"Then the American spoke for the first and last 
rime. 'You think you're going to be carried to hos- 
pital,--you're wrong. Put him down, Digger !' And 
that eded that. 
" Speaking seriously, though," he went on, " the 



BEFORE THE GREAT ATTACK 149 

Americans who have been attached to us are good 
stuff--keen to learn, and the right age and stamp. 
When they pick up more old-soldier cunning, they'll 
be mighty good." 
"From all we hear, you fellows will teach them 
that," answered our colonel. " I'm told that your in- 
fantry do practically what they like with the Boche 
on their sector over the river. What was that story 
a Corps officer told me the other day ? Oh, I know! 
They say your infantry send out patrols each day to 
find out how the Boche is getting ou with his new 
trenches. When he has dug well down and is making 
himself comfortable, one of the patrol party reports,' 
think it's deep enough now, sir '; and there is a raid, 
and the Australians make themselves at home in the 
trench the Boche has sweated to make." 
The Australian colonel nodded with pleasure. "Yes, 
our lot are pretty good at the cuckoo gaine," he agreed. 
Next morning out shaving operations were enlivened 
by the swift rush of three high-velocity shells that 
seemed to singe the roof of the hut I was in. They 
scattered mud, and ruade holes in the road below. "The 
nasty fellow!" ejaculated out new American doctor, 
hastening outside, with the active curiosity of the new 
arrival who has been little under shell tire, to see where 
the shells had burst. Out little Philadelphia medico 
had gone, a week before, to join the American forces. 
ttis successor was broad-built, choleric, but kind of heart, 
and came from Ohio. I suspected the new doctor of a 
sense of humour, as well as of an understanding of cur- 
rent smart-set satire. "They kept me at your base two 
months," he told me, "but 
also heard an English doctor say he would be glad of a 
move, as the base was full of :LU.O. and O.B.E.'s." 



150 PUSHED, AND THE RETURlg PUSH 

After breakfastte colonel and myself passed through 
the battered relics of Heilly on our way to the 
batteries. The rain and the tremendous traflïc of the 
previous night had churned the streets i,,to slush, but 
the feeling that we were on the eve of great events ruade 
me look more towards things of cheer. The sign-board, 
"--th Division Rest t/ouse," on a tulnble-down dwelling 
ringed round wit shell-holes, seemed over-optmistic, 
butthe intenton was good. At te litte railway staton 
a couple of straw-stuffed dummies, side by side on a 
platform seat as if waiting for a train, showed that a 
waggish spirit was abroad. Oue figure was ruade up 
with a black swallow-tailed coat blue trousers, and a 
bowler hatset at a jaunty angle; the other wit 
a woman's summer skirt and blouse and an open parasol. 
B Btttery, who had discovered excellent dug-out in the 
riilway cutting, reported that teir only trouble was the 
flies, which were illimitable. A and C had their own 
partcular note of satsfaction. They were sharing a 
row of dug-outs equipped with German wire beds, tables, 
mirrors, and oter home comfort. "We adopted the 
Solomon method of division," explained Major Bullivant. 
"I picked out two lots of quarters, and then gave C first 
choice." 
"We've got to selectpositions still farther forward for 
the batteries to move to if the attack proves a success," 
said the colonel next day; and on that morning's outing 
we walked a long way up to the infantry outposts. We 
struck a hard main road that led due east across a wide 
unwooded stretch of country. A drizzling rain had set 
in; a few big shells grunted and wheezed high over our 
heads; at intervals we passed litters of dead horses, 
rotting and stinking, and blown up like balloons. Ata 
cross-road we cme to a quarry where a number of 



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sappers were working. The captain in charge smiled 
when the colonel asked what was the task in hand. 
" Genet'al hopes it will becime his headqua'ters 
three hours after zero hour, sir." 
"That ammunition's well hidden," 'ema'ked the colonel 
as we followed a lane to the right, and noted some neat 
heaps of 18-pdr. shells tucl¢ed unde" a hedge. We round 
other small dumps of ammunition hidden among the 
corn, and stowed in 'oadside recesses. Studying his 
map, the colonel led the way across some disused t'enches, 
past a lonely bu'ial-place horribly torn and bespattered 
by shell tire, and up a wide desolate fise. "This will 
do ve'y well," said the colonel, marking his map. He 
looked up at the grey sky and the heavy drifting clouds, 
and added, "We'll be getting back." 
We came back along the main road, meeting occa- 
sional snlall parties of infantry, and turned to the 'ight 
down a road that led to the nearest village. A Boche 
5"9 was fiL'ing. The shells fell at nfinute intervals four 
hundred yards beyond the 'oad on which we we'e walk- 
ing. The colonel was describing to me some of the 
enjoyments of peace soldie'ing in India, when the'e came 
a violent 'ushig of air, and a vicious crack, and a shower 
of ea'th descended upon us; and dust hung in the air 
like a giant shroud. A shell had fallen on the road fo'ty 
ya'ds in front of us. 
We had both ducked; the colonel looked up and 
asked, "Well, do we continue ? " 
"We might get off the road and go round in a semi- 
ci'cle, siL" I haza'ded. "I think it would be safer 
moving towards the gun than away from it." 
"No, I think that was a 'ound badly 'layed,'" said 
the colonel. "We'll keep on the 'oad. Besides, we shall 
have rime to get past before the next one cornes. But I 



152 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

give you warning," he added with a twinkle, "the next 
one that cornes so near I lie down tiat." 
"I shM1 do exactly as you do, sir," I responded in the 
same spirit. 
The colonel was right as usuM. The next round went 
well over the road agMn, and we wMked along comfort- 
ably. At the entrance to the village lay two horses, 
freshly killed. The harness had not been removed. The 
colonel cMled to two R.A.M.C. men standing near. 
"Remove those saddles and the harness," he said, "and 
place them where they can be salvaged. It will mean 
cutting the girths when the horses commence to swell." 
At 4.30 next morning the batteries wero roused to 
answer an S.O.S. call. The rumble of guns along the 
whole of our Divisional front lasted for two hours. By 
lunch-rime we learned that strong Hun forces had got 
into our trenches and penetrated as far as the quarry 
where the colonel and myself had seen the sappers at 
work. Twenty sappers and their officer had been caught 
below ground, in what had been destined to become 
General 's headquarters. Out counter-attack had 
won back only part of the lost ground. 
"I'm afraid they'll spot all that ammunition. They 
are almost certain now to know that something's afoot," 
said the colonel thoughtfully. 
" Something like this always does happen when we 
arrange anything," broke in the adjurant gloomily. 
There were blank faces that day. We waited to hear 
whether there would be a change of plan. But after dark 
the ammunition waggons again poured ceaselessly along 
the roads that led to the front. 



153 

VI. THE BATTLE OF AUGUST 8 

ON he afternoon of August 7 the colonel left us to 
assume command of the Divisional Artillery, the C.R.A. 
having fallen ill and the senior colonel being on leave. 
Major Veasey, a Territorial officer, who was senior to our 
two regular battery commanders, a sound soldier ar, d . 
well-liked man, had corne over from D Battery to com- 
mand the Brigade. A determined counter-attack, carried 
out by one of our Divisional infantry brigades, had won 
back most of the ground lost to the Boche the day before. 
Operation orders for the big attack on he morning of the 
8th had been circulated to the batteries, and between 
9 P.M. and 10 P.M. the guns were to move up to the 
battle positions. The old wheeler was looling ruefully 
at the ninety-two steps leading from the quarry up to 
our mess. Made of wooden pegs and sides of ammunition 
boxes, the steps had taken him three days to complete. 
"My gosh ! that does seem a waste of labour," commented 
the Anerican doctor, with a slow smile. 
"Doctor, those steps will be a godsend to the next 
people who corne to live here," I explained. "That's one 
of the ways in which lire is ruade possible out here." 
We dined at eight, and it was arrangcd that Major 
Veasey, the adjutant, and the signalling officer should go 
on ahead, leaving me to keep in telephone touch with 



154 PUSHED., AND THE RETURN PUSH 

batteries and Divisional Artillery until communications 
were complete at the new headquarters. 
Down below the regimental sergeant-major was loading 
up the G.S. waggon and the Maltese cart. An ejaculation 
fron Wilde, the signalling officer, caused every one to 
stare through the mess door. "Why, they're putting a 
bed on, . . and look at the size of it. . Hi! you 
can't take that," he called out to tlm party below. 
The doctor rose from his seat and looked down. "Why, 
that's my bed," he said. 
" But, doctor, you can't take a thing like that," inter- 
posed the adjutant. 
The doctor's face flushed. This being his baptismal 
experience of the Front, he regarded the broad wire bed 
he had round in his but as a prize; he seemed unaware 
that in this part of the world similar beds could be 
counted in hundreds. 
"But I like that bed. I can sleep on it. I want it, 
and mean to have it," he went on warmly. 
" Sorry, doctor," answered the adjutant firmly. " Our 
carts have as nuch as they can carry already." 
The doctor seened disposed to have the matter out; 
but Major Veasey, who had been regarding him fixedly, 
and looked amused, stopped further argument by saying, 
" Don't worry, doctor. There are plenty of beds at the 
new position." 
The doctor sat down silent but troubled, and when 
the others went he said he would stay behind with me. 
I think he wanted my sympathy, but the telephone kept 
me so busy--messages that certain batteries had started 
to move, demands from the staff captain for a final return 
showing the shortage of gas-shell gauntlets, and for lists 
of area stores that we expected to hand over, and a 
request from the adjutant to bring the barometer that 



TttE BATTLE OF AUGUST 8 155 

he had overlooked--that there was little rime for 
talk. 
It was half-past ten when word having corne that full 
communication had been estab]ished at the new position, 
I told the two signallers who had remained with me to 
disconnect the wires; and the doctor and I set off. 
was a murky night, and the air was warmly moist. The 
familiar rumble of guns doing night-firing sounded ail 
along the Front; enemy shells were falling in the village 
towards which we were walking. There was a short cut 
across the river and the railway and then on through 
corn-fields. To strike it we ought to pass through a 
particular skeleton house in the village we were leaving, 
out by the back garden, and thence along a narrow track 
that led across a swamp. In the dark I failed to find 
the house; so we plodded on, pas the church, and took 
to a main road. After walking two kilometres we 
switched south along a by-road that led to the position 
A Battery had occupied. :Nota soul had passed since 
we took to the lnain road; the Boche shells, now arriving 
in greater numbers, seemed, as is always the case ai 
night, nearer than they actually were. 
Sounds of horses and of orders sharply given ! It was 
the last section of A Battery pulling out; in command 
young Stenson, a round-faced, newly-joined oiïicer, alert 
and eager, and not ill-pleased with the responsibility 
placed upon him. "tIave the other sections got up all 
right ?" :I asked him. "Yes," he answered, "although 
they were shelled just before getting in and Bannister 
was wounded--hit in the face, hot seriously, I think." 
Bannister, poor fellow, died three days later. 
The doctor and [ passed on, following a shell-plastered 
road that wound towards a rough wooden bridge, put up 
a week before; thence across soggy ground and over the 



156 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

railway crossing. There was a slight smell of gas, and 
without a word to each other we placed our box-respira- 
tors in the alert position. To avoid the passage of a 
column of ammunition waggons crunching along one of 
the narrow streets we stepped inside a crumbling house. 
1o sign of furniture, no stove, but in one corner-- 
quaint relic of less eventful days--a sewing-machine, 
hot even rusted. 
A grove of poplars embowered the quarry that we 
were seeking; and soon our steps were guided by the 
neighing of horses, and by the raised voice of the R.S.M. 
hectoring his drivers. The doctor and I were to share a 
smelly dug-out, in which all the flies in the world seemed 
to have congregated. The doctor examined at length 
the Boche wire bed allotted to him, and refused to adroit 
that it was as comfortable as the one left behind, tIow- 
ever, he expressed satisfaction with the mahogany side- 
board that some previous occupant had loaned from a 
neighbouring house; our servants had bespread it with 
newspapers and ruade a washing-table of it. 
The doctor quickly settled himself to sleep, but there 
were tasks for me. "This is where I'm the nasty man," 
exclaimed Major Veasey, descending the dug-out with a 
signalling watch in his hand. " I'm afraid I shall bave 
to ask you to take the rime round to the batteries and 
to the --th Brigade, who aren't in communication yet 
with Divisional Artillery. Sorry to tire you out in the 
dark-- bu t secrecy, you know." 
Zero hour was timed for 4.20 _.M. ; it was now 11.30 
.M. ; SOI donned steel helmet and box-respirator, and 
was moving off when a loud clear voice called from the 
road, " Is this --nd Brigade Headquarters ?" It was 
Major Simpson of B Battery, buoyant and debonair. 
" Hallo!" he burst forth, noticing me. "Where are 



THE BATTLE OF AUGUST 8 157 

you bound for? . . . Um--yes! . . . I think I can 
save you part of the journey.. I'm here, and Lams- 
well is coming along. We're both going to the new 
positions." 
Captain Lamswell of C tattery suddenly appearing, 
accompanicd by young Beale of A Battery, we ruade our 
way to the mess, where Major Veasey and the adjutant 
were sorting out alterations in the operation orders just 
brought by a D.A. despatch-rider. Beale and Major 
Simpson slaughtered a few dozen flies, and accepted 
whiskies-and-sodas. Then I synchronised watches with 
representatives of the three batteries present, and young 
Beale said that he would check the time with D lattery, 
who were only two minutes' walk from A. That left me 
to call upon the--th Brigade, who lay on the far side 
of the village three parts of a mlle out. 
We set out, talking and jesting. There was a high 
expectancy in the air that affected all of us. Major 
Simpson broke off humming " We are the Robbers of the 
Wood" to say, "Well, if this show cornes off to-morrow, 
leave ought to start again." " I should shay sho," put in 
Lamswell in his best Robey-cum-Billy Merson manner. 
" Doesn't interest me much" said I. "I'm such a long 
way down the list that it will be Christmas before I can 
hope to go. The colonel told me to put in for a few 
days in laris while we were out at rest last month, but 
l've heard nothing more about it." 
When Major Simpson, Lamswell, and ]eale, with 
cheery "Good-night," ruade for the sunken road that led 
past the dressing station, and then over the crest to their 
new positions, I kept on my way, leaving a red-brick, 
barn-like factory on my lef, and farther along a tiny 
cemetery. Now tlmt I was in open country and alone, 
I became more keenly sensitive to the damp mournful- 



158 1)USHED, AND THE RETURN 1)USH 

ness of the night. What if to-morrow should result in 
failure ? It was only four months since the Hun was 
swamping us with his tempestuous might! 13rooding 
menace seemed in the air. A sudden burst of tire from 
four 5"9's on to the cross-roads I had just passed whipped 
my nerves into still greater tension. 
I strode on, bending my mind to the task in hand. 
At 4.40 A.M. I lifted my head to listen to the sound 
of the opening barrage--a ceaseless crackle and rumble 
up in front. I had not taken off my clothes, and quickly 
[ ascended the dug-out steps. Five hundred yards away 
a 60-pdr. battery belched forth noise and flame; two 
8-inch hows. on the far side of the road numbed the 
hearing and ruade the earth tremble. A pleasant 
enough morning: the sun just climbing above the shell- 
shattered, leaf-bare woods in front; the moon dying 
palely on the other horizon; even a school of fast- 
wheeling birds in the middle distance. Ten minutes, 
a quarter of an hour, half an hour. Still no enemy 
shells in this support area. Could it be that the attack 
had really surprised the Boche ? 
I turned into the adjutant's dug-out and found him 
lying down, telephone to ear. "Enemy reply barrage 
only slight," he was repeating. 
"Any news ?" I asked. 
"Some of the tanks missed their way," he an- 
swered. "A Battery bave had a gun knocked out and 
four men hit. No communication with any of the other 
batteries." 
By seven o'clock we were breakfasting, and lIajor 
Veasey announced his intention of going forward to seek 
information. A grey clinging mist had enveloped the 
countryside. "Something like March 21st," said the 



TlE BATTLE OF AUGUST 8 159 

major as he and I set out. "We said it helped the 
Boche then. I hope we don't have to use it as an 
excuse for any failure to-day. Difiïcult for observers," 
he added thoughtfully. 
At the dressing station in the sunken road we learned 
that one battery of out companion Field Artillery Brigade 
had sufiired severely from gas. All the officers had 
been sent down, and a large proportion of the gunners. 
The sickly-sweet smell hung faintly over most of the 
ground in the neighbourhood of our batteries as well. 
A and C were now firing fifty rounds an hour. "The 
major's asleep in that dug-out," vo]unteered Beale of A, 
pointing fo a hole in a bank that allowed ai least two 
feet of air space above Major Bullivant's recumbent 
form. The major was unshaven; his fait hair was 
tousled, tte had turned up the collar of his British 
warm. Beale also looked unkempt, but he said he had 
had three hours' sleep belote the barrage started and 
felt quite fresh. " Out casualties came just after we 
got the guns in," he told me. "They dropped two 
whizz-bangs between :No. 1 gun and No. 2." 
Major Simpson was up and eating hot sizzling bacon 
in a trench, with a cable drum for a seat and an 
ammunition- box as table. Two of his subalterns 
Overbury, who won the M.C. on Match 21st, and Bob 
Pottinger, all smiles and appetite, at any rate this 
morninghad also fallen fo, and wanted Major Veasey 
and myself fo drink tea. "We're taking a short rest," 
remarked Major Simpson cheerfully. "I'm glad "I 
moved the battery away from the track over there. 
No shell has corne within three hundred yards of us .... 
We have had a difficulty about the wires. Wilde said 
he laid wires from :Brigade to all the new positions 
belote we came in last night, but my signallers haven't 



160 PUSttED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

found their wire yet; so we laid a line to A and got 
through tiret way." 
Infanry Brigade Headquarters was in a ravine four 
hundred yards away. A batch of prisoners had just 
arrived and were being questioned by an Intelligence 
officer: youngish men most of them, sallow-skinned, 
with any arrogance they may have possessed knocked 
out of them by now. They were the first Huns I re- 
member seeing with steel helmets daubed with staring 
colours by way of camouflage. " They say we were hot 
expected to attack to-day," I heard the Intelligence 
officer mention to the G.S.O.II. of the Division, who 
had just corne up. 
" Is that one of your batteries ? "asked the Infantry 
Brigade signalling offices, an old friend of mine, pointing 
to out D Battery, a hundred yards from Brigade Head- 
quarters. "What a noise they ruade. We haven't had 
a wink of sleep, l:[ow many thousand rounds have they 
fired ?" 
" Oh, it'll be about 1500 by midday, I expect," I 
answered. "Any news ?" 
"It's going ail right now, I believe. Bit sticky at the 
start--my communications have gone perfectly, so far-- 
touch wood." 
More prisoners kept coming in; limping, bandaged 
lnen passed on their way down; infantry runners in 
khaki shorts, and motor-cycle despatch-riders hurried up 
and buzzed around the Brigade tIeadquarters; inside 
when the telephone bell wasn't ringing the brigade-major 
could be heard demanding reports from battalions, or 
issuing fresh instructions. There was so little fuss that 
numbers of quiet self-contained men seemed to be stand- 
ing about doing nothing. Occasional high-velocity shells 
whizzed over out heads. 



THE BATTLE OF AUGUST 8 161 

Major Veasey suddenly emerged from the brigade- 
major's quarters, looking at his map. "Some of the 
Tanks and two companies of the s lost their way at 
the start," he told me, "but things have been pulled 
straight now. The --rd Brigade have gone right ahead. 
A hundred and twenty prisoners up to date. Down 
south the Australians are on their final objective. 
Yoicks !--this is the stuff to give 'em! ow we'll go 
and have a look at my battery." 
Captain Drysdale, who was commanding during Major 
Veasey's absence from the 4"5 battery, sid that the pro- 
gramme had been carried through without a hitch, 
although it had been difiicult in the night to get the 
hows. on to their aiming-posts without lights. "Kelly 
has gone forward, and has got a message through. He 
says he saw some of our firing, and the line was extra- 
ordinarily good." 
"Good old Kelly!" said Major Veasey, puflïng at his 
pipe. " I don't know whether we shall be ordered to 
move forward to-day; we shan't until the situation is 
thoroughly clear. But I shall go forward now with 
Simpson and Bullivant to spy out the land. You'd 
better cut back to Headquarters with what news we've 
got "--this was said to me--" Division will be wanting 
something definite." 
When about 3 P.M. Major Veasey returned, footsore 
and wearied, he brought news that the Infantry Brigade 
that had reached its final objective had had to corne 
back, owing to the stoutness of the machine-gun 
opposition. The attack would be renewed in the 
morning, and the batteries would not move forward 
that evening. 
The adjutant was opening the latest batch of official 
envelopes from Divisional Artillery. With a laugh he 
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162 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

flourished a yellow paper. "ttere's your leave to Paris," 
he called out. 
«Certainly, I should take it," was Major Veasey's 
comment. "Why, I knew one C.R.A. who never stopped 
officers' leave when they were in action. It was only 
when the Division was at test that he wouldn't let 
them go. Said he wanted them for training then. You 
pop off." 
And as this is a true tale, I hereby record that I did 
go to Paris, and returned in full time to participate in 
tho brave days that witnessed Britain's greatest triumihs 
of the war. 



163 

VII. SHORT LEAVE TO PARIS 

SHORT leave to Paris ought to bequeath a main impres- 
sion of swift transition from the dirt, danger, and com- 
fortlessness of the trenches to broad payements, shop 
windows, welI-dressed women, smooth courtliness, and 
restaurant luxuries; to fresh incisive talks on politics 
and the Arts, to meetings with old friends and visits to 
well-remembered haunts of the Paris one knew beforo 
August 1914. Instead, the wearing discomforts of the 
journey are likely to retain chier hold upon the memory. 
Can Iever forger how we waited seven hours for a train 
due at 9.25 P.M. ata station that possessed no forms to 
sit upon, so that some of the men lay at full length and 
slept on the asphalt platform ? And is there hot a 
corner of my memory for the crawling fusty leave-train 
that had bare planks nailed across the door spaces of 
some of the "oflàcers' " compartments ; a train so packed 
that we three officers took turns on the one spare seat 
in an "other ranks " carriage ? And then about 8 .¢.M. 
we landed ata well-known "ail-change" siding, a spot 
of such vivid recollections that some one had pencilled in 
the ablution-house, " If the Huns ever take -- Camp 
and have to hold it they'll give up the war in disgust." 
But in the queue of officers waiting at the ¥.M.C.A. 
hut for tea and boiled eggs was the brigade-major of u 
celebrated Divisional Artillery. He stood in front of 



164 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

inc looking bored and dejected. I happened to pass him 
a cup of tea. As he thanked me he asked, "Aren't you 
fed up with this journey ? Le's sec the R.T.O. and 
inquire about a civilian train!" " If you'll take me 
under your wing, sir," I responded quickly. So we 
entered Paris by a fast train,--as did my two com- 
panions of the night before, who had followed my tip of 
doing what I did without letting outsiders sec that there 
was collusion. 
The brigade-major's wife was awaiting him in Paris, 
and I dined with them at the Ritz and took them to 
lunch next day at Henry's, where the frogs' legs were 
delicious and the chicken a recompense for that night- 
mare of a train journey. Viel's was another restaurant 
which retained a proper touch of the Paris before the 
war--perfect cooking, courtly waiting, and prices not 
too high. I have pleasant recollections also of Fouquet's 
in the Champs Elysées, and of an almost divine meal at 
the Tour d'Argent, on the other side of the river, where 
Frederic of the Ibsen whiskers used once to reign: the 
delicacy of the so«fflge of turbot! the succulent tender- 
ness of the caneton à la oresse ! the seductive flavour of 
the raspberries and whipped cream ] 
The French Government apparently realise that the 
f.mous restaurants of Paris are a national asset. There 
was no shortage of waiters; aud, thotlgh the choice of 
dishes was much more limited than it used to be, the 
real curtailment extended only to cheese, sugar, and 
butter. Our bread-tickets brought us as much bread as 
we could reasouably expect. 
One day, in the Rue de la Paix, I met a well-known 
English producer of plays, and he piloted me to the 
Café de Paris, which seemed to have lost nothing of its 
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the Rotund, who in the early days of the war went off 
to guard bridges and gasometers, was p]aying his more 
accustomed rôle of maître d'ldtcl, explaining with suave 
gravity the unpreventable altitude of prices. And for 
ai least the tenth rime he told me how in his young- 
man soldiering days he came upon the spring whose 
waters have since become world-famous. 
Another night I ascended Montmartre, and dined 
under the volatile guidance of Paul, who used to be a 
pillar of the Abbaye Theléme. Paul came once fo 
London, in the halcyon days of the Four Hundred Club, 
when nothing disturbed him more than open windows 
and doors. " Keep the guests dancing and the windows 
tight-closed, and you sell your champagne,"was his business 
motto. However, he was pleased to see me again, and 
insisted on showing me his own particular way of serving 
Cantelupe melon. Before scooping out each mouthful 
you inserted the prongs of your fork into a lemon, and 
this lent the slightest of lemon flavouring to the luscious 
sweetness of the melon. 
America seemed fo be in full possession of the restau- 
rant and boulevard lire of Paris during those August 
days. Young American officers, with plent-y of money fo 
spend, were everywhere. "You see," a Parisienne ex- 
plained, "before the war the Americans we bad seen had 
beeu mostly rich, middle-aged, business men. But when the 
American oflicers came, Paris round that they were many, 
that many of them were young as well as well-off, and 
that many of them were well-off, young, and good-looking. 
If is quite chic fo lunch or dine with an Amcrican officer." 
The Americans carried out their propaganda in 
their usual thorough, enthusiastic ïashion. I was takeu 
to the Elysge Palace Hotel, where I found expcrienced 
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166 PUSHED, AND THE RETUR:N PUSH 

busy preparing information for the newspapers, and 
arranging public entertainments and sight-seeing tours 
for American troops in Paris, all with the idea of em- 
phasising that Americans were now pouring into France 
in thousands. One night a smiling grey-haired lady 
stopped belote a table where four of us, all ]3ritish 
oflàcers, were dining, and said, " You're English, aren't 
you? Well, bave you been with any of 'our boys' 
• . ttave you seen them in action ? . . . They're fine, 
aren't they ? " We were surprised, a little taken aback 
at first, but we showed sympathetic understanding of the 
American lady's enthusiasm, and responded in a Inanner 
that left her pleased as ever. 
:Before returning to the Front I got in a day's golf at 
La Boulie, and also ruade a train journey to a village 
the other side of Fontainebleau, where an old friend, 
invalided from the French army, had settled on a con- 
siderable estate, and thought of nothing but the fruits 
and vegetables and dairy produce he was striving to 
improve and increase. I did not visit many theatres; it 
struck me that the Paris stage, like that of London, was 
undergoing a war phase--unsophisticated, ready-to-be- 
pleased audiences bringing prosperity to very mediocre 
plays. 
My journey back to the line included a stay at a 
depot where ofiàcers were speedily reminded that they 
had left the smooth luxuriousness of Paris behind them. 
The mess regulations opened with "Try to treat the 
mess as a mess and hot as a public-house," and con- 
tained such additional instructions as, " Do hot place 
glasses on the floor," and "Olficers will always see that 
they are in possession of sufficient cash to pay mess bills." 
I found the brigade three and a hall toiles in advance 



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of where I had left them. There had been a lot of stiff 
fighting, and on our front the British forces had not 
gone so far forward as the corps immediately south of 
us had done. Big things were afoot, however, and that 
very night batteries and Brigade Headquarters moved 
up another three thousand yards. A snack of bully 
beef and bread and cheese at 7 I.M., and the colonel 
and a monocled Irish major, who was working under 
the colonel as "learner" for command of a brigade, 
went off to see the btteries. The adjutant and myself, 
bound for he new Headquarters, followed ten minutes 
later. 
"You know that poor old Lamswell has gone," he 
said, as we crossed a grassy stretch, taking a ruined 
aerodrome as our guiding mark. "Poor chap, he was 
wounded at the battery position the day after you left. 
Only a slight wound in the leg from a gas-shell, and 
every one thought he had got a comfortable 'Blighty.' 
But gangrene set in, and he was dead in three days. 
Beastly things those gas-shells! . . . Kent, too, got one 
through the shoulder from a sniper, and he's gone fo 
England. The colonel was with him at the O.P., and 
tried to get the sniper afterwards with a rifle." 
"How is the colonel ?" I asked. 
"Oh, he's going very strong; active as ever. Colonel 
 is back from leave and doing C.R.A. now. We're 
under the mth Division at the moment." 
"You remember Colonel who got the V.C. in 
the Retreat," he went on; "he was killed on August 
8th--went out to clear up a machine-gun pocket. . 
Damned nice fellow, wasn't he ?" 
We reached a narrow road, crowded with battery 
ammunition waggons going up to the new positions. 
Darkness had descended, and when you got off the road 



168 PUSHED, AND THE RETURI PUSH 

to avoid returning vehicles it was necessary to walk 
warily to escape tumbling into shell-holes. " The 
blighters have got a new way of worrying us now," 
went on the adjutant. "They've planted land-mines 
all over the place, particularly near tracks. Lead- 
horses are always liable to put a foot against the wire 
that connects with the mine, and when the thing goes 
off some one is nearly always hurt. D Battery had a 
nasty experience this afternoon. Kelly tried to take a 
section forward, and the Boche spotted them aud shelled 
them to blazes. As they came back to get away from 
observation one of the teams disturbed a land-mine. 
The limber was blown up, and one driver and two 
horses were killed.. . Look here, if we move off in 
this direction we ought to save rime; the railway must 
be over there and the place for our tIeadquarters is hot 
far from it, in a trench where the O.P. used to be." 
We found ourselves on some shell-torn ground that 
was cut up also by short spans of trenches. One part 
of it looked exactly like another, and after ten minutes 
or so we decided that we were wandering to no purpose. 
" There are some old German gun-pits close by," panted 
the adjutant in further explanation of the place we 
were seeking. All at once I saw a rhin shaft of light, 
and blundered my way towards it. It proved to be 
a battery mess, ruade in a recess of a trench, with a 
stout tarpaulin drawn tight over the entrance. I hailed 
the occupants through the tarpaulin, and on their invita- 
tion scrambled a passage inside. A young captain and 
two subalterns listened to what I had to say, and gave 
me map co-ordinates of the spot on which we now 
were. When I mentioned German gun-pits the captain 
responded with more helpful suggestions. " It's difficult 
finding your way across country, because the trenches 



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wind about so, but follow this trench as it curves to the 
right, and when you corne to an old lritish dug-out 
blown right in, go due north across country; then you'll 
corne to the railway," he said. 
We thanked him, plodded on, reached a point on the 
railway quite half a mlle beyond the spot we wanted, 
and then out of the darkness heard the voice of Henry 
of C lattery, We drew near, and found him in the 
mood of a man ready to fight the whole world. "Data 
fools," he grumbled: "there's a sergeant of A lattery 
who's taken a wrong turning and gone into the blue, 
and hall a dozen of my waggons have followed him.. 
And l lattery have a waggon tipped over on the 
railw.ay line, just where we all cross, and that's holding 
everything else up." 
As we could be of no assistance to the distressful 
tIenry we continued our own search, and, by hailing ail 
within call, eventually reached out trench, where we found 
the colonel, always in good mood when something practical 
wanted doing, superintending tIeadcluarters' occupation of 
the place. "Major Mallaby-Kelby, the doctor, the adju- 
tant, and myself can fix up under here," he said, pointng 
to a large tarpaulin fastened acoss the trench. "The 
signallers have got the mined dug-out round the corner, 
and you," he went on, referring to me, "had better 
start fixng Wilde and yourself up. We'll make that 
gun-pit with the camouflaged roofing into a mess 
to-morrow." 
With the ad of the servants I gathered six long two- 
inch planks, and placed them across the part of the 
trench that seemed best protected from enemy shells. A 
spare trench cover pulled full stretch on top of these 
planks lent additional immunity from tain. A little 
shovelling to level the bottom of the trench, aad Wilde's 



170 PUSHED, AND THE RETURbl PUSH 

servant and mine laid out our valises. A heap of Ger- 
man wicker ammunition-carriers, sorted out on the 
ground, seved as a rough kind of mattress for the 
colonel. The doctor had fastened upon a si)are stretcher. 
In hall an hour we were all seeking sleep. 
Zero hour was at 1 A.M., a most unusual rime for the 
infantry to launch an attack. But this would increase 
the element of surprise, and the state of the moon 
favoured the enterprise. When hundreds of guns started 
their thunder I got up to see, and found the doctor on 
the top of the trench also. Bursts of flame leapt up 
ail around, and for toiles to right and left of us. The 
noise was deafening. When one bas viewed scores of 
modern artillery barrages one's impressions become 
routine impressions, so to speak; but the night, and 
the hundreds and hundreds of vivid jumping flashes, 
ruade this l ,.M. barrage seem the most tremendous, 
most violently terrible of my experience. The doctor, 
looking a bit chilled, gazed long and solemnly at the 
spectacle, and for once his national gift of expressing his 
feelings failed him. 
When news of the results of the operation came to 
us if was of a surprising character. OEhe infantry had 
moved forward under cover of the barrage, had reached 
their first objective, and continued their advance two 
mlles without encountering opposition. The ]oche had 
stolen away before our guns loosed off their fur),. I 
only saw three prisoners brought in, and some one tried 
to calculate the thousands of pounds worth of ammuni- 
tion wasted on the " barrage." A message came that we 
were to hold ourselves in readiness fo rejoin out own 
Divisional Artillery; our coinpanion Field Artillery 
Brigade, the --rd, would match also. At 6.30 1).. 
the orders arrived. We were fo trek northwards, about 



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four thousand yards as the crow flies, and be in touch 
with our C.R.A. early next morniug. 
That uight rain fell in torrents. When we had dined, 
and all the kit had been packed up, we sheltered in the 
gun-pit, awaiting our horses and the baggge-waggons. 
As the rain found fresh ways of coming through the 
leaky roof, we shifted the boxes on which we sat; all of 
us except the colonel, who, allowing his chin to sink 
upon his breast, slept peacefully for three-quarters of an 
hour. It was pitch-dark outside, and the trench had 
become a glissade of slimy mud. It was certain that the 
drivers would miss their way, and two of the signallers 
who had gone out to guide them along the greasy track 
from the railway crossing had corne back after an hour's 
wait. After a rime we ceased trying to stem the rivulets 
that poured into tho gun-pit; we ceased talking also, and 
gave ourselves up to settled gloom, all except the colonel, 
who had picked upon the one dry spot and still slept. 
ut things mostly corne right in the end. The rain 
stopped, a misty moon appeared; the vehicles came 
along, and by 10.30 P.M. the colonel was on his mare, 
picking a way for out little column around shell-holes, 
across water-logged country, until we struck a track 
leading direct to Meaulte, where the Brigade had been 
billeted during 1915. It was a strangely silent match. 
There was a rumbling of guns a long way fo north of us, 
and that was all. The Boche had undoubtedly stolen 
away. For a long rime the only sound was the warning 
shout, passed from front to rear, that told of shell-holes 
in the roadway. 
On the outskirts of the village we saw signs of the 
ttun evacuation: deserted huts and stables, a couple of 
abandoned motor-lorries. The village itself was a wreck, 
a dust-heal), hot a wall left whole after out terrific bom- 



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bardments. Not a soul in the streets, not a single house 
habitable even for troops. Of the mill that had been 
Brig'ade Hèadquarters three years before, one tiny frag- 
ment of a red-brick wall was left. The bridge in front 
of it had been scattered to the winds; and such deep 
shell-craters pitted the ground and received the running 
water, that the very river-bed had dried np. On the 
other side of the village batteries of our own and of our 
companion brigade moved slowly along. It was 2 ,.. 
when we encamped in a wide meadow off the road. 
When the horses had been tethered and fed and the 
men had erected their bivouacs, the colonel, Major 
Mallaby-Kelby, and we rive remaining officers turned 
into one tent, pulled off boots and leggings, and slept 
the heavy dreamless sleep of healthily tired men. 
At 7 t.M. the colonel announced that he and myself 
would ride up to Bécourt Chateau to visit the C.R.A. 
We touched the southern edge of Albert, familiar to 
thousands of British soldiers. The last rime I had been 
there was on my return from leave in January 1917, 
when I diued and slept at the newly-opened otIicers' 
club. Since the Boche swoop last March it had become 
a target for British gunners, and seemed in as bad a 
plight as the village we had corne through the night 
before. We had no rime to visit it that morning, and 
trotted on along a road lined with unburied German 
dead, scattered ammunition, and broken German vehicles. 
The road dipped into a wood, and the colonel showed me 
the first battery position he occupied in France, when he 
commanded a 4"5 how. battery. Eécourt Chateau was 
so much a chateau now that Divisional Headquarters 
were living in tents outside. Four motor-cars stood in 
the courtyard; some thirty chargers were tied to the 
long high railings; motor despatch-iders kept coming 



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and going. I.A. were on the far side of the chateau, 
and when our grooms had taken our horses we leapt a 
couple of trenches and ruade our way to the brigade- 
major's tent. The brigade-major was frankly plcased 
with the situation. "We are going right over the old 
ground, sir," he told the colonel, "and the Boche has not 
yet ruade a proper stand. Our Divisional Infantry are 
in the line again, and the latest report, timed 6 A.M., 
cornes from Montauban, and says that they are approach- 
ing Trones Wood. We shall be supporting them to- 
morrow morning, and the C.R.A. is anxious for positions 
to be reconnoitred in X 10 and X 11. The C.R.A. has 
gone up that way in the car this morning." 
I looked into an adjoining tent and found the liaison 
officer from the heavies busy on the telephone. "A 5"9 
battery shooting from the direction of Ginchy. Right! 
You can't give me a more definite map-spotting ? 
Right-o! We'll attend to it! Give me counter- 
batteries, will you ?" 
"Heavies doing good work to-day ?" I asked. 
" Rather," he returned happily. "Why, ve've got a 
couple of 8-inch hows. as far up as Fricourt. That's 
more forward than most of the field-guns." 
As I stepped out there came the swift screaming rush 
of three high-velocity shells. They exploded with an 
echoing crash in the wood below, near where my horse 
and the colonel's had been taken to water. A team 
came up the incline toward the chateau af the trot, 
and I looked rather anxiously for our grooms. They 
rode up within two minutes, collectedly, but each with 
a strained look. " Did those corne anywhere near you ?" 
I inquired. "We just missed 'em, sir," replied Lane- 
ridge. "One of them dropped right among the horses 
at one trough." 



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By the colonel's orders I rode back to the waggon 
lines soon afterwards, bearing instructions to the battery 
commanders to join the colonel at half-past one. The 
Brigade might expect to move up that evening. 
The battery commanders came back by tea-time with 
plans for that evening's move-up completed. The waggon 
lines during the afternoon were full of sleeping gunners ; 
a sensible course, as it proved, for at 6.45 P..i. an 
orderly brought the adjutant a pencilled message from 
the colonel who was still with the C.R.A. It ran-- 

Warn batteries that they must have gun limbers 
and firing battery waggons within 1000 yards of • 
their positions by 3.30 ,.M., as we shall probably 
move at dawn. Headquarters will be ready to start 
after an early dinner. I am returning by car. 

" Hallo ! they're expecting a big advance to-morrow," 
said the adjurant. The note also decided a discussion in 
which the adjurant, the signalling officer, and the cook 
had joined as to whether we should dine early and pack 
up ready to go, or pack up and have dinner when we 
got to the new position behind Mametz Wood. 
It was a dark night again; other brigades of artillery 
were taking the saine route as ourselves, and, apart from 
the congestion, our own guns had shelled this part so 
consistently since August 8 that the going was heavy 
and hazardous. We passed one team with two horses 
down; at another point an 18-pdr. had slipped into 
a shell-hole, and the air rang with staccato shouts of 
« I-Ieave !" while two lines of men strained on the drag- 
ropes. We reached a damp valley that lay west of 
a stretch of tree-stumps and scrubby undergrowth-- 
remlmnts of what was a thick leafy wood before the 



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hurricane bombardments of July 1916. D Battery had 
pulled their six hows. into the valley; the three 18-pdr. 
batteries were taking up positions on top of the eastern 
slope. Before long it became clear that the Boche 5"9 
gunners had nmrked the place down. 
" I'm going farther along to X 30 A, and shall stay 
with the Infantry brigadier," the colo,ml told me in his 
quick incisive way. "Major Mallaby-Kelby and the 
adjurant will corne with me. You will stay here with 
Wilde, and pass orders from us to the batteries. There 
are some Boche huts in that bank, and I picked one 
for you this afternoon." 
There was indeed a row of beautifully made wooden 
huts, quite new, covered with waterproof felt, lined with 
match-boarding, and fitted with cupboards and comfort- 
bringing devices. The Boche has no scruples about 
cutting down trees in an enemy country for material 
for his dwelling-places, but he also seems to possess an 
unlimited number of workmen, who lavish skill and 
care in making them pleasant to live in. Major Yeasey 
had taken possession of a truly palatial hut for his 
mess. "Our infantry only got here to-day," he said, 
"and they captured some of the men who were adding 
the finishing touches." Major Simpson and Major 
Bartlett had set up a joint mess, and there was an 
ample supply of wire beds. Major Bullivant's officers 
were housed three hundred yards away. 
Wilde came in full of a dispute he had had with 
Durable as to whether Headquarter signallers or A 
Battery's servants should occupy a certain dug-out with 
a corrugated-iron roof. "Durable said he was there 
first, and claimed it on that ground," said Wilde, 
"but I told him the colonel had said I could bave if, 
nd that concluded the entertainment." 



176 PUSHED, AND THE RETURIç PUSH 

We had left "Swiffy," the veterinary officer, at the 
waggon line, but the doctor had accompanied us, and he 
was first to curl himself up on his stretcher. Wilde and 
I posted ourselves on a couple of rised wire beds. 
The adjutant always said that the doctor was able to 
snore in rive different keys. He started off that night 
with a series of reverberating blasts that caused Wilde 
to laugh hysterically and call out, " For Heaven's sake, 
doc., be quiet, or you'll give the position away to the 
Boche." But the doctor didn't hear the appeal; nor 
did he wake up when three high-velocity shells landed 
a hundred yards away on the hill behind us. The huts 
were, of course, on the wrong side of the valley from 
our point of view of Boche shelling, and many more 
shells whizzed shrilly over our heads belote the night 
was out. 
Hall an hour after we had fallen asleep an orderly 
woke me with a "secret" communication that gave 4.50 
M. as zero hour, and I circulated the news to the 
batteries. Some time later the telephone bell aroused 
me, and the adjutant said he wanted to give me the 
time. Some one had knocked over my stub of candle, 
and after vainly groping for it on the floor, I kicked 
Wilde, and succeeded in making him understand that 
if he would light a candle and check his watch, I would 
hang on to the telephone. Dazed with sleep, Wilde 
clambered to his feet, trod once or twice on the doctor, 
and lighted a candle. 
" Are you ready ?" asked the voice at the other end 
of the telephone. " Ready, Wilde ?" said I in my turn. 
"l'll give it you when it's four minutes to one . . 
thirty seconds to go," went on the adjutant. 
Now Wilde always says that the first thing he heard 
a.s my calling "thirty seconds to go" and that I did 



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not give him the " four minutes to one " part of the 
ceremony. I always tell him he must bave been hall 
asleep, and didn't hear me. Ai any rate, the dialogue 
continued like this-- 
Adjurant (over the telephone to me)- "Twenty 
seconds fo go." 
Me (to Wilde)- "Twenty seconds fo go." 
Wilde" "Twenty seconds." 
Adjutant- "Ten seconds to go." 
Me" " Ten seconds." 
Wilde- "Ten seconds." 
Adjuant- "Five seconds." 
Me- "Five." 
"Wilde • "Flve. 
Adjurant" "Now! Four minutes to one." 
]Vie. "OW! Four minutes fo one." 
Wilde (blankly)- "tut you didn't tell me what rime 
it was going to be." 
If was useless arguing, and I had to ring up the 
adjurant again. As a matter of fact if was the colonel 
who answered, and supplied me with the "rive seconds 
fo go" information; so there was no doubt about the 
correctness of the time-taking on this occasion, and after 
I had gone out and roused an ofiicer of each battery, and 
lnade hiln check his watch, I turned in again and sought 
sleep. 



178 

VIII. TRONES WOOD AGAIN 

FOR three hours after zero hour our guns spat tire, fining 
down from four rounds a gun a minute to the slow rate 
of one round each minute. The enemy artillery barked 
back furiously for the first two hours, but got very few 
shells into our valley; and after a time we paid little 
heed to the 5"9's and 4"2's that dropped persistently on 
the top of the western slope. An 8-inch that had 
landed in the valley about midnight had wrought 
frightful execution, however. Another brigade lay next 
to us; in fact one of their batteries had occupied a 
position intended for our C ]attery. The shell fell 
with a blinding crash among their horses, which they 
had kept near the guns in readiness for the morn- 
ing; and for hall an hour the darkness was pierced by 
the cries and groans of wounded men, and the sound of 
revolvers putting horses out of their pain. Four drivers 
had been killed and twenty-nine horses knocked out. 
"A lucky escape for us," was the grim, hot unsym- 
pathetic comment of C Battery. 
All through the morning the messages telephoned 
to me indicated that the fighting up forward had been 
hard and relentless. Our infantry had advanced, but 
twice before eleven o'clock I had to dash out with 
S.O.S. calls; and at intervals I turned each battery 



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on to enemy points for which special artillery treat- 
ment was demanded. 
The colonel ordered Wilde and myself to join the 
forward Headquarters party after lunch. We found 
them in a small square hut, built at the foot of a 
range of hills that rose almost sheer 200 feet up, and 
curled round north-east to Catterpillar Valley in which 
our batteries had spent a bitter punishing rime during 
the third week of July 1916. The hut contained four 
wire beds and a rive-foot shaft in one corner, where a 
solitary telephonist crouched uncomfortab]y at his task. 
The hut was so cramped for space that one had to shift 
the table--a map-board laid upon a couple of boxeswin 
order to move round it. 
The winding road outside presented a moving war 
panorama that afternoon. Two Infantry brigades and 
their staffs, and some of the battalion commanders, had 
huts under the hillside, and by four o'clock battalions 
returned from the battle were digging themselves 
sheltering holes higher up the hillside. Boche pris- 
oners in slow marching twenties and thirties kept 
coming along also; some of them used as stretcher- 
bearers to carry their own and our wounded; others 
were turned on to the odd jobs that the Army call 
fatigues. I found one long-haired, red-eyed fellow 
chopping wood for our cook; my appearance caused  
signaller, noted for his Hyde Park Corner method of 
oratory, to cease abruptly a turgid denunciation of the 
Itun and all his works. 
The talk was all of a counter-attack by which a 
battalion of Prussian Guards had won back the eastern 
corner of Trones Wood, one of the day's objectives. 
One of the Infantry brigadiers, a tall, tireless, fighting 
soldier, who started the war as a captain, had corne 



180 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

round to discuss with the colonel artillery support for 
tbe fresh attack his Brigade were to make at 5.45 I.M. 
This brigadier was rather apt to regard 18-pounders as 
rnachine-guns; and it was sometimes instructive to note 
the cool good-humoured way in which the colonel guided 
his enthusiasm into other channels. "You're giving me 
one forward section of 18-pounders there," began the 
brigadier, marking the map. " lIow,"--placing a long 
lean forefinger on a point 150 yards behind our rnost 
advanced infantry post," couldn't I have another little 
fellow there ?that would tickle hirn up." 
The colonel smiled through his glasses. "I don't 
think we should be helping you more, sir, by doing 
that.. I can shoot on that point with observed 
tire as well from where the batteries are as frorn up 
there; and think of the dificulty of getting arnmuni- 
tion up." 
« tight !" responded the General, and turned imrnedi- 
ately to the subject of the 4"5 how. targets. 
I went outside, and saw Judd at the head of the two 
guns of B Battery, that were to be the forward section 
in the attack, going by at the trot. As he passed he 
gave me an "I'm for it" grin. I knew that he was 
trotting his teams because the corner of the valley was 
still under enemy observation, and had been shelled all 
day. Bob Pottinger was following in rear. 
Five rninutes after the two guns passed, the loche 
began a hellish strafe upon a battery that had perched 
itself under the crest of the hill. A couple of hundred 
5"9's carne over, and we had a view of rapid awe-inspir- 
ing bursts, and of men rushing for cover. " Good shoot- 
ing that," remarked the colonel, who had corne to the 
doorway. 
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tte was almost boyish in his glee. "A perfect little 
show," he told the colonel. "Your forward guns did 
very fine work indeed. And the 6-inch hows. gave 
the wood an awful pasting. From the reports that 
have come in we only. took seven Ioche prisoners; 
practically all the rest were killed." 
So we took our rest that night, content in the know- 
ledge that things were going well. There being only 
four beds, one of us would have to doss down on the 
floor. The colonel insisted on COlning into our "odd 
man out" gamble. The bare boards fell fo me; but 
I slept well. The canvas bag containing my spare 
socks fitted perfectly into the hollow of my hip--the 
chief recipe for securing comfort on hard ground. 
Rdveille was provided by the bursting of an 8-inch 
shell on the other side of the road. If removed part 
of the roof of our hut, and smothered the rest with 
a ponderous shower of earth. We shaved and washed 
by the roadside, and Major Mallaby-Kelby contrived a 
rapid and complete change of underclothing, also in the 
open air. 
Iy 8.30 A.M. the colonel, Major Mallaby-Kelby, and 
the battery commanders were walking briskly through 
the valley and on to the rolling country beyond, recon- 
noitring for positions to which the batteries would move 
in the afternoon. Wilde and myself accompanied them, 
and as Judd and Iob Pottinger were also of the party 
I heard more details of what I Iattery's forward section 
had done the evening before. 
"I saw you turn into the valley at the trot," I said 
to Judd. 
"Yes, by Gad," he replied; "and when we got into 
the valley we made it a canter. Those dead horses will 
.how you what the valley has been like." 



182 IUSttED, AND THE RETURI PUSH 

We were striding through the valley now--a death- 
trap passage, two hundred yards across at its widest 
point, and less than three-quarters of a toile long. I 
counted twenty-seven dead horses, lying in grotesque 
attitudes, some of them cruelly mangled. The narrow- 
gauge railway had become scattered bits of scrap-iron, 
the ground a churned waste of shell-holes. 
"And the worst of it was that the traces of the 
second team broke," Pottinger chimed in. "Judd had 
gone on ahead, and we hadn't any spare traces. So I 
sent that team b«ck out of the way, followed the first 
gun, and brought the team back to take up the second 
gun. Damned good team that, E sub-section. You 
remember the team we were training for the 'A]arm 
Race' when we were out at St Saveur ? That's the 
one. . And the old Boche was peppering the valley 
all the rime." 
" Did the Boche shell much during the attack ?" 
I asked. 
"Well," continued Pottinger, "he gave the guns most 
of the shelling-. I was shooting the battery and 
Judd was doing F.O.O. with the infantry,--and where 
Judd was if was mostly macbine-guns." 
" Yes," said Judd, " I got the wind-up with those 
machine-guns. I couldn't find the battalion head- 
quarters at first, and it was 150 yards from the wood. 
The first lot of nachine-gun bullets went in front of 
me; one plopped into a bank just past my foot. It was 
data funny. I spun right round.. . But the infantry 
colonel, the colonel of tbe s, wus a brave man. Ve 
only had a tiny dug-out, and every time you got out the 
machine-gun started. But he didn't mind; he got out 
and saw for himself everything that was going on. 
Didn't seem to worry him at all. . . And I shall never 



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forger the way the heavies lammed it into the wood. 
They had hall an hour, six batteries of 6-inch howitzers, 
before the 18-pounders put in a rive minutes' burst of 
shrapnel.. They say the wood is choked with German 
dead." 
It was this self-same colonel who wrote to his brigadier 
commending the fine work of Judd and lottinger on that 
day. Before October was out each was wearing the M.C. 
ribbon. 
Battery positions being selected, the colonel, Major 
Mallaby-Kelby, and myself cast round for a headquarters. 
Some machine-gunners had taken possession of the only 
possible dug-outs. However, there were numerous huts, 
abandoned by the Hun, and I was chalking our claire on 
a neat building with a latehed door and glass windows, 
and a garden-seat outaide, when the colonel, who was 
gazing through his binoeulars at the long, dense, hillside 
wood that marked the eastern edge of the valley, said in 
his deeisive way, "What's that Swiss ehâlet at the top of 
the gully in the centre of wood ? . . . Looks a proper 
sort of place for headquarters! . . . Let's go and in- 
spect it." 
The view through the binoeulars was hot deeeptive; 
indeed, when we plunged into the wood and ruade the 
steep elimb up to the ehâlet, we passed rive or six beau- 
tifully built huts hidden among the trees. The ehâlet 
was equipped with a most attractive verandah; a hundred 
feet below stood a larger wooden building, eovered with 
black felt and lined with match-boarding. The main 
room possessed tables obviously ruade by expert ear- 
penters, and a roomy beneh, with a sloping baek, that 
went round two sides of the apartment. An inner bed- 
room contained a wood-framed bed with a steel spring- 
mattress and a number of plush-bottomed ehairs. The 



184, PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

Boche had extended his craftsmanship to the neat slats 
that covered the joinings of the wall-planks and kept out 
draughts. All the wood used was new and speckless, 
and smelt sweet and clean. The other huts were con- 
structed with similar attention to detail. Also, one came 
across tables and benches in shady nooks, and arbours 
of the kind found in German beer-gardens. 
"Jehoshaphat," gasped Major Mallaby-Kelby, "this is 
indeed the height of war luxury." The colonel, who was 
going on leave next day, hot having been in England 
since the early part of January, smiled in his turn, and 
jested upon the desirability of delaying his departure 
until we vacated this delightful retreat. Wilde and 
myself nosed about joyously, chalking the naine of our 
unit on every door within reach. From a Boche artil- 
lery map picked up in the chalet we concluded that the 
place nmst have been the summer quarters of a Hun 
artillery group commander. 
And then without warning our satisfaction was changed 
to disappointment. Major Mallaby-Kelby had just called 
out that the place was so complete that even a funk-hole 
had been provided, when a gunner emerged. 
"What are you doing here ?" inquired the major in 
surprise. " 
"I'm left here until out brigade headquarters corne in, 
sir," the gunner replied promptly. 
"What brigade ?" 
" The --rd, sir," said the gunner, naming our com- 
panion Artillery Brigade. 
" When did Colonel take over ? " asked the 
colonel. 
"About an hour ago, sir. tIe left me to look after 
the place until Brigade tIeadquarters came in this after- 
noon." 



TROIES WOOD AGAII 185 

We looked solemnly atone another. "We've been 
forestalled," said the colonel with mock despair. Then 
with brisk decision, " Wel], there are plenty more huts 
about here. We'll hurry up and get settled beforo other 
people corne along." 
The colonel left us during the afternoon. The C.R.A.'s 
car was to corne for him at headquarters waggon line 
early next morning. The doctor, who was now living 
with the veterinary ofiicer and the French interpreter 
at the waggon line, had visited our new Cluarters in the 
wood, and hoicked off' our ]ast but one bott]e of whisky. 
I had despatched a frantic S.O.S., coupled with 100 
francs in cash, to the colonel, begging him take the 
interpreter to Boulogne so as to replenish our mess sup- 
plies. Our good friends of the --rd Brigade had occupied 
the ch'let, and received one sharp reminder that the 
]oche gunner was still a nasty animal. A high-velocity 
shell had hit the edge of the gully not ten yards from 
them, and their adjutant and their intelligence officer had 
described to me their acrobatic llunge into the funk- 
ho]e. Major Mallaby-Ke]by was commanding our Brigade 
in the absence of the colonel, and already our signal- 
wires buzzed with reports that indicated a very short 
sojourn in our new home in the wood. 
I ara making this narrative a plain matter-of-fact 
record of incidents and episodes in the career of our 
Brigade--which, let it be noted, was in action from 
August 1, before the British advance commenced, until 
November 4, the day of the final decisive thrust-- 
because such an account, however poorly told, ofirs a 
picture of real war: the war that is by no means one 
continuous stretch of heroism and martyrdom in excelsis, 
of guns galloping to death or glory, of bayonets dripping 



186 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

with ene'ny blood, of " our gallant lads" meeting danger 
and destruction with "characteristic British humour and 
cheerfulness," when they are hot " seeing red." On 
that 29th of August, when Major Mallaby-Kelby as- 
sumed com.nand, we knew that the campaign had taken 
a deiïnite turn in our favour, but none of us expected 
the Boche to be so harried and battered that by ove.nber 
he would be suing for peace. And I a'n stating bald 
unimaginative fcts if I say that one of the "nain aspira- 
tions a'nong officers and .nen was to continue the advance 
in such a way as fo "nake sure of decent quarters o' 
nights, and to drive the Gcr'nans so hard that when 
winter set in we should be clear of the foul .nud tracts 
and the rat-infested trenches that had formed the battle- 
fields of 1915, '16, and '17. Major Mallaby-Kelby was 
a keen pushful ofiicer, i.nmensely eager to maintain the 
well-known eiïiciency of the Brigade while the colonel 
was away ; but he took me into his confidence on another 
,natter. " Look here !" he began, jocularly and with a 
sweeping gesture. " I'n going to ask you to .nake sure 
that the mess never runs out of white wine. It's .nost 
i.nportant. Unless I get whie wine .ny efficiency will 
be impaired." I replied with due sole,nnity, and said 
that in this important matter our interpreter should be 
specially com.nissioned to scour the countryside. 
]y 1 P.M. it beca.ne so certain that the ene'ny had 
inaugurated a retreat that the .najor issued orders for 
the Brigade to move forward three toiles. We marched 
steadily down the valley through which Judd and lot - 
tinger tmd passed on their forward-section adventure, 
skirted the wood that they had assisted the Divisional 
Infantry to recapture, and halted for further instructions 
west of a deserted colony of battered issen huts, gaping 
holes and broken bricks shovelled into piles, still entered 



TRONES WOOD AGAIN 187 

on the maps as the village of Guillemont. It would have 
been a truer description to paint on the sign-boards, "This 
was Villers Carbonnel," as has been done atone desolate 
spot between Peronne and Villers Bretonneux. Along the 
valley we had passed were row after row of solidly-built 
stables left uncleaned and smelly by the fleeing Hun; 
rotting horses smothered with flies; abandoned trucks 
marooned on the few stretches of the narrow-gauge 
railway left whole by our shell-fire. In the wood stood 
numerous Boche-built huts, most of them put up since 
the Match onslaught. The Boche, dirty cur that he is, 
had deliberately fouled them before departing. The 
undulating waste land east of Trones Wood, hallowed by 
memories of tierce battles in 1916, had remained un- 
troubled until the last few weeks; and the hundreds of 
shell-holes, relics of 19 l 6, had become grass-grown. 
The humnocky greenness reminded one of nothing so 
much as a seaside golf-course. 



188 

IX. DOWN THE ROAD TO COMBLES 

A ATTERY had been ordered to move about half a mile 
beyond Guillemont, and to corne into action off the road 
that led towards the extensive, low-lying village of 
Combles, through which the enemy front line now tan. 
Major Mallaby-Kelby had gone forward and the three 
remaining batteries awaited his return. 
I clambered my horse over the shell-holes and rubbish 
heaps of Guillemont, a preliminary to a short reconnais- 
sance of the roads and tracks in the neighbourhood. Old 
Silvertail, having become a confirmed wind-sucker, had 
been deported to the Mobile Veterinary Section; Tommy, 
the shapely bay I was now riding, had been transferred 
to me by out ex-adjurant, Castle, who had trained him 
tobe well-mannered and adaptable. "A handy little 
horse," was Castle's stock description, until his increasing 
weight ruade Tommy too snmll for him. I had ridden 
about six hundred yards past the sunken road in which 
A tattery's ammunition waggons were waiting, when 
half a dozen 5"9's crashed round and about tbem. 
turned back and saw more shells descend among the 
empty issen huis in Guillemont. Two drivers of A 
Battery were being carried away on stretchers and the 
waggons were coming towards me ata trot. They halted 
four hundred yards from the spot where they had been 



DOWN THE ROAD TO COM]LES 189 

shelled, and young Beale said they counted themselves 
lucky hot to have had more casualties. 
The Boche by now had got his guns in position and 
began a two hours' bombardment of Guillemont and its 
cross-roads. It was hot until 7 e.M. that Major Mallaby- 
Kelby returned. He was tired, but anxious to go for- 
ward. "We are the advanced Brigade for to-morrow's 
show," he said. "The battery positions are only 1600 
yards from the Boche, but I think they will be compara- 
tively sale.. I want you all to corne along and we'll 
arrange a headquarters, l've got my eye on a sunken 
Nissen hut. There's a section commander of another 
brigade in it, but .it ought tobe big enough to hold us 
as well." 
So the major, the adjurant, Wilde, and myself walked 
ata smart pace along the road to Combles. The Boche 
shells were mostly going over out heads, but whizz-bangs 
now and again hit the ground to left and right of us; a 
smashed limber had not been cleared from the road, and 
fifty yards short of the railway crossing four decomposing 
horses emitted a sickening stench. "We'll have our 
headquarters waggon line along there first thing to- 
morrow," announced the major, stretching a long arm 
towards a side-road with a four-foot bank. 
At the forsaken railway halt we turned off the road- 
way and followed the line, obeying to the letter the 
mujor's warning to bend low sud creep along under cover 
of the low embankment, "Now we'll slip through here," 
said the major, after a six-hundred-yards' crawl. We 
hurried through what had been an important German 
depot. There was one tremendous dump of eight-gallon, 
basket-covered wine bottles--empty naturally; a street 
of stables and dwelling-huts ; a small mountain of mouldy 
hay; and several vast barns that had been used for 



190 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

storing clothing and material. Each building was pro- 
tected from our bombers by rubble revetments, fashioned 
with the usual German carefulness. "They shell here 
pretty consistently," added the major encouragingly, and 
we ruade for more open land that sloped up towards a 
well-timbered wood on the wide-stretched ridge, a thou- 
sand yards away. The sparse-covered slopes were dotted 
with living huts, ail built since the ]oche recovered the 
ground in his Mareh push. "A Battery have moved to 
within two hundred yards of Leuze Wood now--you can 
sec the guns," resumed the major. "The other battery 
positions are on the southern side of the road. The place 
I have in my eye for headquarters is close to A Battery." 
The German artillery had quite evidently understood 
the likelihood of British batteries occupying the slope, 
and were acting accordingly. Our party had reached a 
smashed but tbree hundred yards from A Battery, when 
the whine of an approaching she]l caused us to drop to 
ground ; it fell fifty yards away, and the air became dense 
with flying pieces of shell and earth showers. As we 
raised ourselves again we saw Beadle walking at an even 
pace towards us. "Not a nice spot, sir," he began, 
saluting the major. "We picked that place for a mess" 
--pointing fo the broken hut--"and rive minutes later 
a shell crashed into it. There's a dead horse round the 
corner .... 
"IIave you been shelled much at the battery ?" de- 
manded the major. 
"We had two sergeants killed a quarter of an hour 
ago, sir... Captain Durable is arranging to shift the 
guns a bit north of the present position,do you approve 
of that, sir ?" 
"Yes, certainly," responded Major Mallaby-Kelby 
hastily. "If the direction of the shelling indicates that 



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if would mean more safety for the battery I'm all for 
.... OE " 
shfftln¢. Beadle saluted and went away. 
There was not as much spare room in the Nissen hut 
as the major had thought. He asked me to " organise 
things" and to « scrounge round " for a trench-cover fo 
separate the subaltern and his gunners from our party; 
but while I was dodging shells, making the search, he 
round a small Boche combination hut aud dug-out. The 
opening pointed the wrong way, of course; but there 
was one tiny chamber twenty feet below ground with a 
wooden bed in it, and upstairs a table, a cupboard, and 
a large heap of shavings. It was now eight o'clock, and 
the major remembered that he had not even had tea. 
"Now what are we going to do about a meal ?" he 
broke out. "We can't bave many servants up here, 
there's no room . . and it will be difficult to gct the 
mess cart up. low, who bas any suggestions ? On these 
matters I like fo hear suggestions." 
My own idea was that Meddings the cook, the major's 
servant, and one other servant should bring up some 
bully-beef, cheese, and bread, and bacon and tea for the 
morning. Ail that we wanted could be carried in a 
couple of sandbags. We could do without valises and 
blankets that night. Zero hour for the battle was 5.15 
_.. The mess cart could corne along afterwards. The 
proposition was favourably received, the major's only 
revision referring fo his white wine. 
Headquarter waggons had remained the other side of 
Guillemont, and I voluntecred to walk back and bring 
the servants up. The major thought that Wilde ought 
fo accompany me; it was not too p]easant a pilgrimage 
with the Boche maintaining his shelling. 
But as we climbed the stairs of the dug-out the major 
made a further decision. "I think yol might as well 



192 PUSHED, AND TttE RETURN PUSH 

bring the mess cart," he called out. I paused. "ot 
very easy to bring it round here in the dark, sir," I said, 
and Wilde raised his eyebrows deI)recatingly. 
" Yes, I think you had better bring it," continued the 
major. "There are two officers, and besides, the drivers 
have to learn the way to cerne here.... Don't forger 
my bottle of white wine, old fellow," was his parting 
reminder as Wilde and I set off. 
The nature of the shelling caused us to direct out 
steis through the ]oche depot towards the railway again. 
"Pity we didn't have something to eat belote we cane 
up here," growled Wilde. "What road are we going to 
bring the cart along when we corne back ? There's no 
proper track when we get off the main road." 
I looked back towards the hut in which we had left 
the major and the adjurant. There was little to dis- 
tinguish it from several other huts. "There's the led 
Cross station and that big wooden building at the 
corner; I think we shall recognise them again," I 
said. 
"Do you see that signalling pole on the roadside ? 
That's a pole crossing, and I know there's a track leading 
off the road there," added Wilde shrewdly. "That's the 
way we'd better bring the cart." 
It was nearly dark when we reached the Guillemont 
cross-roads. Small parties of infantrymen were coming 
along, and ammunition and ration waggons. As we 
turned up the road leading south-west, a square-shouldered 
man with a stiff big-peaked cap saluted with the crisp 
correctness of the regular soldier. I recognised the 
sergeant-major of A Battery. 
"Were you much shelled when you took your waggon 
lines up there this evening ?" I asked him. 
"Yes, sir. It got too hot, and Major Bullivant sent 



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us down again hall an hour ago. All the batteries 
have shifted their waggon lines back behind Guillemont, 
sir." 
"All the more exciting for us," muttered Wilde. ty 
the aid of my electric torch we picked our way along a 
rough track that took us to our waggons. The drivers 
and spare signallers were waiting orders to settle down 
for the night. When I told the cook that we only 
wanted bare necessities in the mess cart, he answered, 
"That'll mean emptying the cart first. We've got 
everything aboard now." Such things as the stove, the 
spare crockery and cutlery, several tins of biscuits, and 
the officers' kit were quickly dumped upon the ground, 
and I told off one of the servants to act as guard over it 
until the morning. "What about this, sir ?" inquired 
the cook, opening a large cardboard box. "The inter- 
preter sent it up this evening." I noted twenty eggs 
and a cake. "Yes, put that in," I replied quickly. 
Wilde detailed a signaller to accompany the driver of 
the cart, and, with Meddings and two of the servants 
walking behind, the journey commenced. A ten-minutes' 
hold-up occurred when Captain Denny of B tattery, a 
string of waggons behind him, shouted my naine through 
the darkness. He wanted the loan of my torch for a 
brief study of the shell-holes, as he intended establishing 
the battery waggon lines in the vicinity. 
The Boche had sçarted his night-firing in earnest by 
the rime the mess cart and party passed the cross-roads 
at Guillemont. A pungent snell of gas led fo much 
coughing and sneezing. The air cleared as the road 
ascended, but shells continued to fly about us, and no 
one looked particularly happy. There were nervy, 
irritating moments when waggons in front halted un- 
accountably; and, just before the railway crossing, 
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194 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUStt 

Wilde had to go forward and coax a pair of I.E. mules, 
who refused to pass the four dead horses lying in the 
road. The railway crossing passed, we began to look for 
the black-and-white signalling pole. 
"ttere itis," called Wilde with relief, as a 5"9 sped 
over us towards the railway line. "Corne along, Miller," 
he shouted to the mess-cart driver, fifty yards behind us. 
The cart creaked and wobbled in the bumpy ditch-cross- 
ing that led past the pole. "There's the big building," 
said I, going on ahead, "and here's the Red Cross place. 
We're getting on fine. We'll tell M'Klown and Tommy 
,, 
Tucker that we'll apply for a job with the 9 8 0 company 
(the A.S.C. eompany that supplied the Brigade with 
forage and rations). 
"We want to go half-right from here," I continued, 
lighting up my torch for four or rive seeonds. The 
track led, however, to the left, and we slowed our pace. 
Another two hundred yards and we came to a junction; 
one track curved away to the right, the other went back 
towards the road. 
A high-veloeity shell screamed over and burst with a 
weird startling flash of flame a hundred yards away. 
We followed the right-hand path, and round that it bent 
to the left again. "This is getting puzzling," I said to 
Wilde in a low voice. "I think we've corne right so 
far," he replied, "but I shall be glad when we're 
there." 
We went on for another rive minutes, the cart follow- 
ing. Then sudden]y the situation became really 
worrying. We were facing a deep impassable trench. 
"Damn!" said Wilde angrily. "I was af raid this would 
happen." 
"I don't think we can be more than a couple of 
hundred ya«ds from where we want to get," I answered. 



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"It ought tobe in that direction. Let's give 'em a 
hail." 
"They'll be down below--they won't hear us," said 
Wilde gloomily. 
We stood up on the trench and called first the naine 
of the Brigade and then the naine of the adjutaut. Not 
a sound in reply. We shouted again, the servants join- 
ing in. Another shell, bursting near enough to spray 
the mess cart with small fragments! At last we heard 
a cry, and shouted harder than ever. A figure came out 
of the gloom, and I recognised Stenson, A Battery's 
round-faced second lieutenant. "Ah! now we're all 
right," I called out cheerfully. "You see how we're 
tied up," I said, turning to Stenson. "Our headquarters 
is close to your battery. 1hich is the way toit ?" 
Stenson's face fell. "That's what I was hoping you 
would tell me," he replied blankly. "l've lost myself." 
There was a groan from Wilde. 
"I left the battery about hall an hour ago because 
some one was shouting outside in the dark," went on 
Stenson. "I found a major sitting in a shell-hole; he 
had lost his way trying to get back to the railway. I 
managed to put him right--now I can't find the battery." 
Another voice came from the far side of the trench, 
and we peered af the newcomer. It was one of the 
Brigade orderlies, who also had lost his way trying to 
find an infantry battalion headquarters. I examined 
him on his sense of direction, but all I got from him was 
that if he could reach the road and see the fifth telegraph 
pole from the wood, he would know that Brigade Head- 
quarters lay on a line due north. 
More shells dropped near, and I began to think of 
Minnie, our patient mess-cart mare. We must get her 
and the cart out of the way as soon as possible. Close 



196 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN I:)USH 

by stood a big /qissen hut, snk half-way below ground. 
After consulting with Wilde, I told the servants to 
unload the cart and carry the stuff into the hut. The 
cart having gone, we went inside ; and, lighting a candle, 
discovered the usual empty bottles and scattcred German 
illustrated periodicals that indicate a hot too hurried 
Boche evacuation. After a ten minutes' wait, during 
which the Boche shelling increased in intensity, Stenson, 
the orderly, and myself went forth with my torch, bent 
upon trying all the tracks within reach until we found 
the right one. And though we twice followed ways that 
disappointed us, and turned and searched with a bitter 
sense of bafllement, our final path led in the direction to 
which I had first pointed. We round ourselves close to 
the shell-stricken hut where I had met Beale of A 
Battery earlier in the evening. "I know where we are 
now," I shouted hilariously. 
"Who's that ?" called some one sharply. I turned 
my torch on to the owner of the voice. I t was Kelly of 
D Battery, yet another lost soul. "I'm hanged if I 
know where I ara," he explained angrily. " I can't find 
the battery. I was going fo 1le down inside here until 
it got light, . . but I have no matches, and I put my 
hand on a clammy dead Boche." 
"Get away with you!" I laughed. "That's a dead 
horse. I saw it this afternoon." 
Sure of my ground now, I walked comfortably to- 
wards the dug-out where Major Mallaby-Kelby and 
the adjurant were waiting. It was 11.15 1).[. now. 
Tired and hungry and without candles, they had fallen 
asleep. 
"By Gad! you're back," ejaculated the major when I 
touched him. "Have you brought my white 
wine ?" 



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"It is coming, sir, before very long," I responded 
soothingly. 
I stood outside, fiashed my torch, and yelled for 
Wilde. An answering shout was succeeded by Wilde 
himself. "Why, we were quite close ail the rime," he 
said in surprise. 
"Now you go back with the orderly and bring 
Meddings over with something to eat," I went on, 
"every one's famished." Soon Meddings arrived, striding 
across shell-holes and treacherons ground with a heavy 
mess-box balanced on his head. 
" Only bully beef to-night, sir," said Meddings to the 
expectant major as he dumped the box on the itoor of 
the hut. 
"My dear fellow, I can eat anything, a crust or a dog- 
biscuit, I'm so hungry." 
Meddings raised the lid and we ail crowded round. 
"By Gad! this is too much," snapped the major. 
The box contained nothing but cups and plates and 
8aucers. 
When Meddings returned with a second box the 
major and the adjutant seized some biscuits and munched 
happily and voraciously. "¥ou devils," said the major, 
• grinning reproachfully at Wilde and myself, "I ber you 
had whiskies-and-sodas at the waggon line. Why were 
you so long ?" 
We didn't go into full explanations then, and I must 
confess that when the major, in his haste, knocked the 
bottle of white wine off the table and smashed it, Wilde 
and myself could scarcely forbear a chuckle. That ought, 
of course, to be the climax of the story; but it wasn't. 
I had put two bottles of the major's white wine into 
the mess cart, so the concluding note was one of content. 
Also I might add, Stenson called upon us to say that 



198 t'USHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

), Battery's mess cart had failed to arrive, and four 
foodless officers asked us to have pity upon them. So A 
Battery received a loaf and a big slab of the truly excel- 
lent piece of bully, a special kind that Meddings had ob- 
tained in some mysterious fashion from a field ambulance 
that was making a hurried move. "You two fellows 
have earned your supper," said the now peaceful major 
to Wilde and myself. "I didn't think you were going 
to have so trying a journey." We ate bully sandwiches 
solidly until 1 ),.M. Then the major and the adjutant 
descended to their little room below ground. I glanced 
through 'The Times,' and then Wilde and myself round 
a restful bed upon the shavings. The cook and the 
servants had gone back to the lissen hut. 
The major's last words as he fell asleep were, "I've 
to be at the --th Infantry Brigade Headquarters at 
4.45 in the morning. I think l'll take the adjutant 
with me. . lo,"---sleepily,--"you'd better corne, 
Wilde." 
At 4 A.M., when the major's servant woke us, the 
major called up the stairs to me, "I think, after all, 
you'd better corne with me." As I had hot removed 
my boots, it didn't take me long to be up and 
ready. 
Before we were fifty yards from the hut the major 
and I shared in one of the narrowest escapes that have 
befallen me in France. We heard the shell coming 
just in time to crouch. According to Meddings, who 
stood in the doorway of the hut, it fell ten yards 
from us. Smothered with earth, we moved forward 
rapidly immediately we regained our feet. 
"We shall be right for the rest of the day after 
that," panted the major. " The --th Brigade are in 
the bank along the road from Leuze Wood to Combles," 



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he added, reading from a message form. As we left 
the dewy grass land and got on to the road that led 
through the wood, other shells whistled by, but none 
of them near enough to set our nerves tîngling again. 
Indeed the state of mind of both of us seemed sanguine 
and rose-coloured. "Fine bit of country this," said 
the major in his quick jerky way, "and that purple 
h«ze is quite beautiful. It ought to be lighter thon 
this. It's not even half morning light yet. . . 
My old uncle in County Clare would be sure to 
call it dusk. tte often used to say when we were 
arranging a day's fishing, 'Let me see, it will still be 
dusk at 5 A.M.'" 
The major drew an envelope from his pocket and 
fixed his eyeglass. "Awkward thing sonetimes having 
a double-barrelled name," he continued. "I remember 
a bright young subaltern in a reserve brigade in Eng- 
land, whose name was Maddock- Smith, or something 
like that. l=Ie complained that the brigade clerk had 
not noticed the hyphen, and that he was down to do 
double duty as orderly officer--once as Maddock and 
once as Smith." 
We were now through the wood, and walking down 
the hill direct to Combles. Everything seemed pro- 
foundly quiet; not a soul in the road save ourselves. 
"Seems strange," observed the major, frowning. "In- 
fantry Brigade Headquarters ought to be about here. 
They can't be much farther off. The starting line is 
only a few hundred yards away." 
"¥ou'd certainly expect to see plenty of messengers 
and runners near  brigade headquarters," I put in. 
"Hullo! here's some one on  bicycle." 
It was a :New Zealand officer. "Can you tell me 
where the--th Brigade Headcluarters are ?" he asked. 



200 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

"We are looking for them ourselves," replied the 
major. "I've to be there by 4.45, and it's past that 
I1OW. 
We went down to where a track crossed the road at 
right angles. Still no one in sight. "Don't understand 
it," remarked the New Zealand officer. "I'm going back 
for more information." 
The major and I remained about rive minutes longer 
watching the haze that enveloped the village below 
commence to lift. Then suddenly we heard the sharp 
metallic crack of quick-firing guns behind, and dozens 
of 18-pdr. shells whistled above us. The barrage had 
started. 
Almost immediately red Very lights went up within 
a stone's-throw as it seemed to me. _And now Boche 
lights leapt up on our left where the haze prevented us 
seeing the Morval ridge, the highest ground in the 
neighbourhood, and still in enemy hands. Presently 
the devilish rattle of machine-guns rapped out, spread- 
ing round the half-circle along which the alarm lights 
were still soaring heavenwards. 
" We can't do anything by staying here," decided the 
major. "My place is with the Infantry Brigade, and I 
must find them." 
"We can report, at any rate, that the Boche lights 
went up within a few seconds of the start of our 
barrage, and that the enemy artillery replied within 
four minutes," I remarked, looking at my wrist-watch, 
as shells from the direction of the Boche lines poured 
through the air. 
"Yes, we can say that," responded the major, "and 
, keep down!" ho called out violently. 
A number of bullets had swished swiftly past us. 
We kept close to the bank and walked, bending down, 



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until we came again to the sunken portion of the 
road. 
"We can also report that this road was subjected 
to machine-gun tire," concluded the major pointedly. 
We ducked again with startled celerity just before 
reaching the wood. This rime it was a. short-range 
shell from one of our own guns--there was no RiS- 
taking the wheezy, tinny sound of its passage through 
the air. It fell in front of s on the edge of the 
road, and delivered its shrapnel as vengefully as if it 
had fallen in the Boche lines. As we came beyond 
the wood we met young Stenson with a small party 
of gunners. His face shone with expectancy. He 
was on the way to man the forward gun that A Battery 
had placed overnight under cover of a bank not far 
from the road the major and I had just walked 
along. 
"Well, old fellow," remarked the major, removing 
his steel helmet when we got back to headquarters, 
"a cup of tea, and you'd better go straight down to 
those trenches the other side of Guillemont and inquire 
what has become of the Infantry Brigade. And you 
can deliver our reconnoitring report." 
It was a long walk, and I resolved to pick up my 
horse for the return journey. The Infantry brigadier 
was taking an early cup of tea when I found his 
heatquarters. His brigade-major told me. that there 
had been a change of plan, and the Brigade did hot 
corne forward, as previously arranged. "We couldn't 
tind you to let you know," he explained. "Show Re 
the position of your headquarters on the map. . 
we have our advanced headquarters not three hundred 
yards from you, and you will tind the 2nd 
headquarters near there too .... I'm sorry we 



202 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

didn't let you know last night. But none of our 
despatch-riders could find you." 
I rode back the best part of the way, and found 
the major, the adjutant, and Wilde fortifying them- 
selves with eggs and bacon. 
"We'll look round for a better protected head- 
quarters than this af ter breakfast," said the major 
briskly. 
"When l've had a shave, sir," I answered appeal- 
ingly. "I can't maintain my efficîency without a 
shave, you know." 



X. A MASTERLY TURNING MOVEMENT 

/kUGUST 30: Before noon we learned that the battle 
had gone not altogether our way. Our own Divisional 
Infantry had fought well and scattered the Boche in the 
low-lying village of Combles, but the Division on our 
left had failed to force the enemy from the Morval 
Heights. Consequently our infantry had been ordered 
to withdraw their line slightly, while it remained im- 
possible for the Field Artillery to push forward so long 
as the Boche observers possessed the Morval ridge. 
Our batteries, with an S.O.S. range of 1700 yards, 
were close enough, as it was, to startle strict adherents 
of siege-war principles. Indeed A Battery's forward 
section, handled first by Durable and then by Stenson, 
had boldly harassed the enemy nachine-gunners from 
under 500 yards' range. Durable had already been 
recommended for the Military Cross, and Major Bulli- 
vant described Stenson's exploits while visiting Brigade 
Headquarters during the afternoon. 
"Yesterday," he told Major Mallaby-Kelby, "he took 
a sniping gun on to the crest, and kept it in action for 
four hours, firing 150 rounds. At one time he was 
within three hundred yards of the enemy, tte wiped 
out at least two infantry teams and waggons--although 
the Bocho tried hard o knock his gun out with 5"9's 
and whizz-bangs. This morning he fired 500 rounds 



20' PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

over open sights, and the colonel of the s tells rue 
he helped out infantry a lot. I understand that ruore 
than once, when his gunners got tired, he 'layed' the 
gun himself--not part of an officer's work, perhaps-- 
but he's a very sound youngster, and I should like to 
get him soruething." 
" I shall be pleased indeed fo put him in," responded 
Major Mallaby-Kelby. "A word from tb.e infantry 
would, of course, help." 
Out new headquarters, nearer fo the Boche depot, 
consisted simply of a deep stairless shaft with a 40 
degrees slope. The props supporting the roof were fusty 
with mildew and fungus, but the entrance faced away 
from the German guns. As the colonel of the 2nd 
--s was keen to be in liaison with us, he and his 
adjurant and a couple of signallers shared the shaft. 
The servants gatt,ered clean straw from the German 
dump and strewed it down the shaft. Major Mallaby- 
Kelby and the colonel, a slim soft-voiced young ruan at 
least twenty-six years of age, with a proved reputation 
for bravery and organising powers, had their blankets 
laid side by side at the top of the shaft; the two 
adjutants, plus telephones, came next; then a couple 
of signallers with telephone switch-boards; and, lowest 
of all, the doctor and myself. Wilde and his signallers, 
the cook and his servants, had installed theruselves in 
a roomy hut stuck in a big bank thirty yards away. 
There was a sort of well at the top of the shaft, with 
steps cut in the earth, leading down froru the ground- 
level. We fastened a tarpaulin across the top of the 
well and ruade it out ruess. If was hot unwise to pick 
such a well-shielded nook; the Boche gunners fiung 
shells about lnore in this neighbourbood than along the 
slo[ve where the batteries were situated. 



A MASTERLY TURNING MOVEMENT 205 

We slept three nights in the shaft. Each morning 
on awaking I discovered that I had slipped a couple of 
yards downhill. I ruade further full acquaintance, too, 
with the completeness of the doctor's snoring capa- 
bilities. Down in that sha[t he must have introduced 
a new orgy of nasal sounds. It commenced with a 
gentle snuffling that rather resembled the rustling of 
the waters against the bows of a racing yacht, and then 
in smooth even stages crescendoed into one grand 
triumphant blare. 
September 1 proved a day of glory in the history of 
the Division. Conferences of Generals, and dashing to 
and fro of despatch-riders, produced ambitious plans for 
an advance that would more than make up for the set- 
back of August 30. A brigade of our own Divisional 
Infantry was again to descend upon the village of 
Combles, while another brigade, working on the flank, 
would effect a turning novement northwards towards 
Fregicourt, a hamlet twelve hundred yards north-east 
of Combles. Meanwhile the Division on our left in- 
tended to make a desperate effort to free the Morval 
tIeights. 
My task was to be brigade liaison ofiicer with the 
--th Infantry Brigade, who had corne up overnight to 
a quarry a quarter of a toile beyond D Battery's posi- 
tion. It was a crisp invigorating day, with a nip in 
the air that foretold the approach of autumn, and it 
would have been a pleasant walk along the valley had 
hot one constantly fo get to leeward of the dead horses 
that littered the way. And I shall always recall a small 
log-cabiu that stood isolated in the centre of the valley 
--the sort of place that could mean lone settlers or 
hermit hunters to imaginative boyhood. I felt drawn 
fo the hut. The door hung ajar and I looked in. A 



20 PUSHED, AND THE RETUR:N PUSH 

young German infntry soldier, dead, his face palely 
putty-like, his arms hanging loose, sat on a bench before 
a plain wooden table. There was no disorder in the 
hut. Many a rime have I seen sleeping men in more 
grotesque attitudes. But the open jacket and the blood- 
stained shirt told probably of a miserable being who had 
crept inside to die. 
A red triangular flag hanging limply from a lance 
stuck in the chalk-bank near a roughly-contrived tar- 
paulin and pit-prop shelter revealed the infantry briga- 
dier's headquarters. The Brigade signalling officer hailed 
me from a dug-out that flew the blue and white of the 
signalling company. Outside the brigade-major's hut I 
found Captain Drysdale of D Battery, and two other 
gunner ofiicers. "We are kicking out heels, waiting for 
news like newspaper correspondents during a Cabinet 
crisis," said Drysdale with a bored smile. «I can't see 
why they wnt so many liaison ofiicers .... I went 
without my dinner to get here from the waggon line 
last night, and haven't had breakfast yet; and these 
people haven't told us a scrp of news yet." 
« You're doing liaison for Division, aren't you ?" I 
said, "and I'm for Brigade. They can't need us both." 
"Except that the General told me he might require 
me to go forward with him fo look for targets," replied 
Drysdale. 
"Well, if you like, you slip along to the battery for 
breakfast, l'll hold the fort until you corne back." 
There ws, indeed, until well on in the morning, 
surprisingly little information fo be telephoned to the 
Artillery. What news the Infantry brigade-major did 
receive, however, was all to the good. The battalions 
that went into Combles were going strong, and the 
mopping-up was being done with the old-soldier 



A MASTERLY TURNING MOVEMENT 207 

thoroughness tht so many of the young lads who 
only learnt war during the summer advance seemed to 
acquire so rapidly. One of the companies engaged in 
the turning movement had paid the penalty of over- 
eagerness, and losing touch with a sister company had 
been badly enfiladed by German machine-gunners; but 
another company had rushed up to fill their place and 
the movement was progressing towards its appointed 
end. 
A dozen Boche prisoners were brought in, dirty, 
hollow-eyed, and furtive. "This one speaks English, 
sir," said the dapper little private of the East----s, 
who had charge of the party, addressing an intelligence 
officer. 
I spoke fterwards to this prisoner, a dark pale-faced 
infantry man with staring eyes. His English was fair, 
lthough he told me he had only visited England once, 
for a fortnight--in London and Manchester. He had 
been  telephone manufacturer's employee. 
"¥ou were in Combles when you were captured ?" 
I asked. 
« eS." 
"How long had you been in the line ?" 
"Four days; we went down to Combles yeuterday 
morning." 
"Did your rations get up last night ?" I proceeded, 
thinking of our all-night burst of tire on enemy cross- 
roads and approaches. 
"We took ours with us, but none came for the others 
there. They had had nothing for two days." 
The marching away of the prisoners prevented further 
questions. Soon the Divisional Commander with his 
attendant staff came up, and a conference in the 
brigadier's headquarters was commenced. After hall 



208 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

an hour the G.O.C. came out. His demeanour betokened 
satisfaction. The manner in which he turned to speak 
parting words to the brigadier indicated further activities. 
A captain of the West ----s, who had been in reserve, 
turned from watching him, and said to me, "I expect 
we shall be performing this afternoon." Soon the phrase, 
"exploiting initial success," ran from tongue to tongue. 
This was the message that ai noon I telephoned fo our 
adjurant :-- 
7th ----.s and East ----s will push forward 
fighting patrols to exploit success in an easterly and 
north-easterly direction into St Pierre Vaast Wood, 
and along the road to S---- latrols will not 
penetrate into squares X 120 and Z 130, as --th 
Division will continue its advance in Y 140, a and c, 
under a barrage very shortly. 
Artillery bave been given tasks of harassing tire 
east of St Pierre Vaast Wood, and will hot tire west 
of line eastern edge of this wood to A 210, b 05. 
Patrols must be pushed out without delay, as it is 
the intention of the Divisional Commander to exploit 
initial success with another brigade to-day. 

"That's the stuff fo give 'em," chortled the Brigade 
signalIing officer, who had been whipping round similar 
messages to various units. 
More prisoners kept coming in; the brigade-major's 
telephone rang furiously; a heavily-moustached infantry 
signaller, with a bar to his Military Medal, just back 
from the eastern side of Combles, was telling his pals 
how an oflicer and himself had stalked a Hun sniper. 
" He was in a hole behind some trees," he said, "and 
we were walkin' along, when he hit old Alf in the 
foot." 



A MASTERLY TURNING MOVEMENT 209 

"Is old Alf all right ?" asked another signaller 
quickly. 
"Yes"--nodding and grinning--"he's got a nice 
Blighty--he's all right. .. As I was sayin', he hit 
old Alf in the foot, and Mr Biles says to me, 'We'll 
get that blighter.' So we dropped, and Mr Biles crawled 
away to the right and I went to the left. He popped 
off again after about rive minutes, and I saw where the 
shot came from. He had two other goes, and the second 
time I saw his head. The next rime he pOloped up I 
loosed off. . We went to bave a look aïterwards. 
I'd got him right under the ear." 
At three o'clock the brigade-major complained to us 
that some 18-pdrs. were shooting short. "They mustn't 
tire in that square," he said excitedly, "we're still mop- 
ping up there." 
I telephoned to our adjutant, who said he would 
speak to our batteries. "We are hot firing there at all," 
he informed me rive minutes afterwards, and I reported 
to the brigade-major. 
Ten minutes later the brigade-major rushed angrily 
out of his hut. "Look here!" he said, "that artillery 
tire has started again. They've killed a subaltern and a 
sergeant of the East ----s. You must do something!" 
I rang up the adjutant again. "It isn't our people," 
he replied tersely. " It might be the--th Division on 
our left," I suggested. "Can you get on to them ? " 
" l'll get Division to speak to them," he replied. 
By rive o'clock the number of prisoners roped in by 
the Division was hot far short of a thousand; the 
Division on the left had gained the Morval ridge, and 
this, combined with the turning movement from the 
soutb, had brought about something like debacle among 
the enemy forces opposed to us. "That's topping," said 
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the brigade-major when receiving one particular tele- 
phone report, and he looked up with a laugh. "The 
----s bave captured a Boche ambulance waggon, and 
they have sent it down for receipt on delivery, with 
horses and driver complete." 
lot long afterwards I met Major Veasey, hot and 
radiant after one of the big adventures of the day. tte 
had gone forward with Kelly, and discovered that the 
infantry were held up by tierce machine-gun tire. "I 
was afraid all the rime that the major's white breeches 
would give the show awuy," Kelly told me, "but we 
crawIed on our beIIies to ubout a hundred yards from 
the machine-guns--there were two of 'em--and got the 
exact spot. We went back and told the battery where 
fo tire, and then went forward for another look." 
"]y Jove, we did pepper 'em. And, hang me, if the 
major didn't say we must go and make absolutely sure 
that we had outed 'em. There were nineteen ]oches in 
the trench, and they surrendered to the major .... 
Look ut this pile of revolvers we took from them-- 
fourteen ultogether. The major's promised to give this 
little beauty to the doctor." 
And still the day's tale of triumph was not concluded. 
At seven o'cIock the infantry battalion that had been 
held in reserve mude a combined dash with troops of the 
Division on the left, and drove the tired dispirited ttuns 
out of Sailly-Saillisel, another 2 0 0 0 yards on. 
Out batteries fired harassing crashes alI through the 
night, and were warned to be ready to move first thing 
in the morning. 



Xl. ON THE HEELS OF THE BOCHE 

SEPT. 2: The side-spectacle that struck me most when 
I walked by myself through Combles was that of a 
solitary Royal Engineer playing a grand piano in the 
open street, with not a soul to listen to him. The 
house from which the instrument had been dragged 
was smashed beyond repair; save for some scrapes 
on the varnish the piano had suffered no harm, and 
its tone was agreeable to the ear. The pianist pos- 
sessed technique and played with feeling and earnest- 
ness, and it seemed weirdly strange to hear Schumann's 
" Slumber Song" in such surroundings. But the war 
has produced more impressive incongruities than that. 
The Brigade settled itself in the neighbourhood of 
Fregicourt. The--st Infantry Brigade was already 
established there in a trench; and the first job ¢,f work 
that fell to me was to answer the F.O.O. of another 
Artillery brigade who had rung up Infantry Brigade 
tIeadquarters. "IIuns are moving along the road in 
X 429 b and c," said a voice. "Can you turn one of 
my batteries on to them ?" Our batteries were not 
yet in position, but I saw, a couple of hundred yards 
away, two batteries whose trails were lowered; so I 
hurried across and gave them the target and the map 
spotting, and before long 18-pdr. shells were on their 
way to ginger up the aforementioned unlucky Huns. 



212 PUSttED, AND TttE RETURN PUSH 

An aeroplane fight within decent observing distance 
aroused much more interest. :No decisive result was 
obtained, but the enemy airman was finally driven 
away in full retreat towards his own lines. "Jerry 
isn't as cheeky as he used to be in Flanders last 
year, is he ? " said Wilde to me. " It must be true 
that he's running short of 'planes." 
The problem of the last few days had been the water 
supply for the horses. Although the sappers were hard 
at work in Combles, there was as yet no water within 
rive toiles of the batteries. The Boche by smashing all 
the power-pumps had seen to that; and the waggon 
lines were too far in rear for moving warfare. « We 
shall be all right when we get to the canal," had been 
everybody's consolatory pronouncement. " The horses 
won't be so hard worked then." 
We were still in the area of nowly-erected Boche 
huts, and Headquarters lay that night without con- 
siderable hardship. Manning, our mess waiter, a fish- 
monger by trade, had discovered a large quantity of 
dried fish left by the departing enemy, and the nen 
enjoyed quite a feast; the suddeu appearance in new 
boots of ninety per cent of them could be similarly 
explained. The modern soldier is not squeamish in 
these matters. I overheard one man, who had ac- 
cepted a pair of leggings from a prisoner, reply to a 
comrade's mild sneer, "Why hOt ? . .. I'd take any- 
thing from these devils. There was a big brute this 
morning: I hd a good mind to take his false teeth-- 
they had so much gold in 'em." Which rather sug- 
gested that he was "telling the tale" to his unsym- 
pathetic listener. 
Late that night orders informed us that on the 
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ON THE HEELS OF THE BOCHE 213 

Artillery. Our own infantry were being pulled out 
of the line to bring themselves up to strength. The 
eneny were still withdrawing, and fresh British troops 
had to push ahead so as to allow him no respite. 
A ]3attery had already advanced their guns another 
2000 yards, and through the night fired hotly on the 
road and approaches east of the canal. Next morning 
Major Mallaby-Kelby was instructed to reconnoitre 
positions within easy crossing distance of the canal, 
but hot to more the batteries until further orders 
came in. ]3icycle orderlies chased down to the waggon 
lines to tell the grooms to bring up out horses. My 
groom, I remember, had trouble on the road, and did 
not arrive soon enough for the impatient major; so 
I borrowed the adjutant's second horse as well as his 
groom. A quarter of a toile on the way I realised 
that I had forgotten my box-respirator; the only solu- 
tion of the diflqculty was to take the groom's, and send 
him back to renain in possession of mine until I re- 
turned; and all that morning and afternoon I was 
haunted by the fear that I might perhaps be com- 
pelled to put on the borrowed article. 
The reconnoitring party consisted of Major Mallaby- 
Kelby, Major Veasey, Major Bullivant, young Beale of 
A ]3attery, and Kelly and Wood of D tattery, who 
loaded themselves with a No. 4 Directe,r, the tripod 
instrument with which lines of tire are laid out. 
When we approached the highest point along the 
main road leading east, Major Mallaby-Kelby sent back 
word that the road was under observation; we must 
corne along in couples, two hundred yards between each 
couple. The ]3oche was sending over some of the high- 
bursting shells which he uses so much for ranging pur- 
poses, but we were hot greatly troubled. We dipped 



214 PUSItED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

into a slippery shell-scarred track that wound through 
a hummocky copse, swung southwards aIong a sunken 
road, and then ruade due east again, drawing nearer a 
dense forest of stubby firs that stretched far as eye 
could see. This was the wood into which our infantry 
had pushed fighting patrols on Sept. 1. Every few 
yards we met grim reminders of the bloody fighting 
that had ruade the spot a memorable battle-ground. 
]VIy horse shied at two huddled grey forms lying by 
the roadside--bayoneted Huns. I caught a glimpse 
of one dead German, hall covered by bushes; his face 
had been blown away. Abandoned heaps of Boche 
ammunition ; fresh gaping shell - holes ; one ghastly 
litter of mutilated horses and men, and a waggon 
rolled into the ditch, revealed the hellish execution 
o[ our artillery. The major called a halt and said 
we would leave out horses there. 
We struck north-east, away from the forest, and, 
reaching the cross-roads on top of the crest, gazed 
across the great wide valley that from the canal sloped 
up to the blue haze of heights still held by the enemy. 
Through the lasses one saw the yellows and greens of 
bracken and moss and grass in the middle distances. 
"We're getting into country now that hasn't seen much 
shelling," remarked the major with satisfaction. But 
the glasses also showed slopes seared and seamed with 
twisting trenches and tawny waggon tracks. 
Our path lay along a road bordered by evenly-planted, 
broken and lifeless poplars. The major called out for us 
fo advance in single file, at intervals of twenty-five yards. 
When high-velocity shells struck the ground a hundred 
yards short of the road and a hundred yards beyond if, we 
all of us dropped unquestioningly into the narrow freshly- 
dug trench that ran at the foot of the poplar. About 



ON THE HEELS OF THE BOCHE 215 

rive hundred yards on, to the left of the road, we passed 
a shell-blasted grove that hung above a melancholy 
rubbish-heap of broken bricks and shattered tituber. 
" Government Farm !" called Major Mallaby-Kelby, 
with an informative gesture. 
Govermnent Farm was a datum point that batteries 
had mercilessly pasted two days be[ore. 
" Government Farm !" repeated Major Bullivant, who 
walked behind Mallaby-Kelby. 
"Government Farn !" echoed Major Veasey, with out- 
stretched arm; and I, in my ttrn, passed the word to 
Beale. 
Young Beale was in exuberant spirits. He not only 
turned his head and shotted " Government Farm !" with 
a parade-ground volume o[ voice; he fo!lowed with the 
clarion demand of "Why don't you acknowledge orders ?" 
to Kelly, who was so surprised that he nearly dropped 
the Diector before responding with a grin, and thrusting 
out his arm in the way laid down in the gun-drill book 
for sergeants to acknowledge gunnery orders passed along 
the line of guns. 
We came to another large wood that stretched down 
towards the canal, and, once more in a party, moved 
along the southern edge of it. An infantry captain, 
belonging to the Division we were now working under, 
stepped from beneath the trees and saluted. "We're 
reconnoitring for battery positions," said Major Mallaby- 
Kelby, answering the salure. " Can you tell me how the 
front line runs now ?" 
"We're sending two patrols through the wood fo the 
canal now," replied the captain, "The Boche hadn't 
entirely cleared out three-quarters of an hour ago." 
"We may as well go on," said Major Mallaby-Kelby, 
after three or four minutes further con'«ersation. "The 



216 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

Boche must be over the canal by now and we have 
to select battery positions as soon as possible. We don't 
want to bring the guus up in the dark." There was a 
generl feeling for revolvers, and we entred the wood 
and followed u bridle-path. I could imagine that wood 
in the pleasant careless dys of peace, a proper wood for 
picnics aud nutting expeditions, tipening bluckberries 
even now loaded the bramble bushes, but the foui 
noxiousness of gas shells had ruade them uneatable. The 
heavy sickly smell of phosgene pervaded the close air; 
no birds fiuttered and piped among the upper branches. 
The heavy steel helmet caused rills of sweat fo run down 
the cheeks. 
We forged ahead past a spacious glade where six tracks 
met. "There's a hut we could use for a mess," said 
Major Veasey. " Mark it up, Kelly; and look at that 
barrel, it would be big enough for you to sleep in." 
Snapped-off branches, and holes torn in the leaf-strewn 
ground, showed that the guns had hot neglected this part 
of the wood; and in several places we noted narrow ruts 
a yard or so in length, caused by small-calibre projectiles. 
" Ricochet shots from whizz-bangs fired at very close 
range," commented Major ]ullivant. 
After certain hesitations as to the right track to 
follow, we reached the nortl»western cdge of the wood. 
Major Mallby-Kelby refused fo allow us fo leave cover, 
and we knelt hidden among the prickly bushes. " For 
heaven's sake don't show these white breeches, Veasey," 
laughed Major Bullivant. 
A village nestled at the foot of the slope. Nota sign 
of life in it now, although the Boche was certainly in 
possession the day before. "There are some ]oches in 
that trench near the top of the slope," said Major Veasey 
suddenly. " Can you see them ? Eight degrees, two 



ON THE HEELS OF THE BOCHE 217 

o'clock, from the farm chimney near the quarry." I 
looked hard and counted three steel helmets. "We could 
have some good shooing if we had the guns up," added 
the major regretfully. A F,,oche 5"9 was tiring consist- 
ently and accurately into the valley beneath us. I say 
accurately, because the shells fell rotlnd and about one 
particular spot. "Don't see what he's aiming at," said 
Major lullivant shortly. "He's doing no damage. . 
He can't be observing his tire." 
There was a discussion as to whether an 18-pdr. 
battery placed near a long bank on the slope wou]d be 
able to clear the wood ai 3000 yards' range, and Major 
Mallaby-Kelby and Major F, ullivant slipped out to inspect 
a possible position at the corner where the edge of the 
wood curved north-east. Then Major Mailaby-Kelby 
decided that if was time to return ; and on the way back 
Major Veasey said he would be content to bring his 
4"5 how. battery into the glade where the six tracks met. 
" Might as well make us trench mortars," growled Kelly 
to me. "We shan't be more than a thousand yards from 
the F, oche." 
Jtst before we came out of the wood Major Mallaby- 
Kelby called to me to chalk the sign of Brigade H.Q. on 
an elaborate hut that stood forty yards off the track--a 
four-roomed hut, new and clean. It was not pleasant, 
however, to find two dead loche horses lying in the 
doorway. 
An enemy bombardment started as we left the wood. 
Major Veasey and his party went off immediately towards 
where the horses were waiting. The other two majors, 
still seeking battery positions, bore away to the south, 
and I followed them. A 4"2 battery suddenly switched 
its tire on to the strip of ground we were crossing, and 
we ran hurriedly for shelter to a trench that lay handy. 



218 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

Shells whistled over our heads, and we panted and 
mopped our brows while taking a breather. 
"No wonder he's shelling here," exclaimed Major 
Mallaby-Kelby. "The --rd" [our companion Brigade] 
"have a battery here .... Look at those dead horses... 
three, rive, seven--why, there are twelve of 'em." 
"Yes, sir," I put in, "that happened yesterday when 
they were bringing up ammunition." 
re moved up the trench, but we seemed to draw tire 
as if we had magnetie properties. "We'll move back 
again," remarked Major Mallaby-Kelby with energy, and 
he started off, Major Bullivant following. 
We had gone about fifty yards when Major Bullivant 
turned swiftly, gave me a push, and muttered "Gas!" 
We ran back to where we had been before, and looked 
round for Major Mallaby-Kelby. '"Damn it," he said 
abruptly when be came up, sneezing, "I forgot to bolt. 
I stood still getting my box-respirator on." 
When the shelling died down we walked farther along 
the trench, which turned westwards. Excellent positions 
for the three 18-pdr. batteries were round not far from 
the trench; and returning again towards the wood for 
our horses, we chanced upon a deep dug-out that Major 
Mallaby-Kelby sent me down to explore. "Don't touch 
any wires or. pegs," he said warningly; "the Hun may 
have left some booby-traps." The dug-out was thirty 
feet deep, and had only one entrance. But I round 
recesses with good wire beds, and a place for the tele- 
phonists. "We'll make that Headquarters," decided the 
major, and I chalked out our claire accordingly. 
When we got back to the batteries we round that 
orders for the move had corne in; the teams were up; 
and after a very welcome cup of tea the journey to the 
new positions was started. Wilde, the signalling oticer, 



ON THE HEELS OF THE BOCHE 219 

and myself led the way with the Headquarters' vehicles, 
and followed a beautifully hidden track that ran through 
the wood and came out a hundred yards from our selected 
dug-out. Three red glares lit up the sky behind the 
heights held by the Boche. " By Jove," said Wilde, "he 
must be going back; he's burning things." 
My day's work was hot yet ended. Our own infantry 
had been brought up again, and it was imperative that 
we should be in early communication with the --rd 
Brigade, the Brigade commanded by the forceful young 
brigadier who had discussed artillery arrangements with 
the colonel for the operation in which Judd and Pottinger 
had done so well vith their forward section. There 
was a shortage of telephone wire, and at 8.15 P.M. Wilde's 
line had hot been laid. Major Mallaby-Kelby decided 
that the only alternative was for me to go and report to 
the brigadier, whose headquarters were not far from the 
road leading to Senate Farm. It was very dark, and 
the fact that the whole way was under Boche observation 
ruade it impossible for me to use my torch. Shells were 
falling about the cross-roads--and I have undertaken 
more agreeable walks. I went down into the Infantry 
brigade signal-hut first to find whether we had at last 
got a line through. We hadn't. When I asked for 
the General's mess, the signalling sergeant conducted me 
along a passage that in places was not three feet high. 
Climbing up a steep uneven stairway, I found myself at 
the top looking into the mess with only my head and 
shoulders exposed to view. The General was examining 
a map. His brigade-major, a V.C. captain with gentle 
eyes and a kindly charming manner; his staff captain, a 
brisk hard-bitten soldier, with a reputation for never 
letting the Brigade go hungry; the signal offieer, the 
intelligence officer, and other junior member of the staff, 



220 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

were seated round the saine table. "What about the 
--nd Brigade ?" I heard the General say, mentioning 
our Br,ade. 
"We haven't heard from them yet," observed the 
brigade-major. 
« "Eio ] ,, 
I'm from the --nd r ,aae, I said loudly. 
There were startled ejaculations and a general looking 
round to the spot where the voice came from. 
" Hallo, Jack-in-the-box!" exclaimed the brigadier, 
staring at my head and shoulders, "where did you corne 
from ?" 
I explained, and the General, laughing, said, "Well, 
you deserve a drink for that .... Corne out of your box 
and we'll give you some targets .... I didn't know any 
one could get in that way." 
Before I went away the tactical situation was ex- 
plained to me. I was given the points the Infantry 
would like us fo tire upon during the night. Also I got 
my drink. 
The last thing Major Mallaby-Kelby said before going 
off fo sleep was, "Extraordinary long rime since we met 
any civilians. Haven't seen any since, July." 



221 

XII. THE MAJOR'S LOST PIPE 

SEPT. 4: "/k full mail-bag and a bottle of white wine 
are the best spirit revivers for war-worn fighting-men," 
said Major Mallaby-Kelby contentedly, gathering up his 
own big batch of letters from the one and sipping a 
glass of the other. 
During two days Brigade Headquarters and the four 
batteries had received piles of belated letters and parcels, 
and there was joy in the land. I remember noting the 
large number of little, local, weekly papers--always a 
feature of the men's mail; and it struck me that here 
the countryman was vouchsafed a joy unknown to the. 
Londoner. Both could read of world-doings and national 
affairs in the big London dailies; but the man from the 
shires, from the little country towns, from the far-off 
villages of the British Isles, could hug to himself the 
weekly that was like another letter from home--with its 
intimate, sometimes trivial, details of persons and places 
so familiar in the happy uneventful days before the war. 
As for the white wine, that did not greatly interest 
the other members of trigade Headquarters mess. lut 
the diary contained the bald entry, ':At 9.30 P.. the 
whisky ran out," in the space headed Aug. 28 ; and none 
had corne to us since, t)eople at home are inclined to 
believe that the whisky scarcity, and the shortage of 
cakes and biscuits, and chocolate and tobacco, scarcely 



22 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

affected officers' messes in France. Itis true that recog- 
nised brands of whisky appeared on the Expeditionary 
Force Canteens' price-list at from 76 to 80 francs a 
dozen, but there were days and days when none was to 
be bought, and no lime-juice and no bottled lemon- 
squash either. Many a fight in the September-October 
push was waged by non-teetotal ofiïcers, who had nothing 
with which to disguise the hideous taste of chlorinate if 
lime in the drinking water. Ah well! 
There was also the serious matter of Major Mallaby- 
Kelby's pipe. It became a burning topic on Sept. 4. 
"I must have dropped it yesterday when we tumbled 
into that gas," he told me dolefully. "I mustn't lose 
that pipe. It was an original Dunhill, and is worth three 
or four pounds, l'll offer a reward for it. . 
Will you cime with me ti look fir it ? " And he fixed 
his ,nonocle and gazed at me compellingly. 
"Does the offer of a reward refer to me, sir ?"I 
inquired with all the brightness at my command. For 
answer the major commenced putting on his steel helmet 
and box-respirator. 
It was fitting that I should go. I had accompanied 
the major on all his excursions, and my appearance over 
the horizon had become a sure warning to the batteries 
that the major was not far off. "Gunner Major and 
Gunner Minor" some one lad clristened us. 
The major conducted the search with great verve. 
We encountercd a gunner chopping wood, and he told 
him the story of the t, ipe. "l'll give twenty-five francs 
to any one who brings it ti me," he concluded. The 
gunner saluted and continued to chop wood. 
" Rather a big revard !" I remarked as we walked on. 
" Do you think twenty-five too much ? Shall I make 
it fifteen ?" 



THE MAJOR'S LOST PIllE 228 

"¥ou've committed yourself now," I answered sol- 
emnly. 
Our arrival at the trench in which we had sheltered 
the day before coincided with the whizz-phutt of a 4"2 
dud. "I shall be sorry if I get you killed looking for 
my pipe," said the major cheerfully. We wited for the 
next shell, which exploded well behind us, and then 
hastened to the spot where our quest was really to 
commence. Four gunners belonging to the --rd lri- 
gade stood idly in the trench. The major stopped and 
looked down upon them. He addressed himself directly 
to a wali-faced, emotionless kind of man whose head and 
shoulders showed above the trench top. 
"I was down here yesterday," began the nmjor, "and 
lost my pipe. It was a very valuable pipe, a pipe 
I prize very much. I think it must be somewhere in 
this trench .... " 
The wall-faced man remained stolidly silent. 
"I want to get it back again," went on the major; 
" and if any of you fellows find it and bring it to me-- 
I'm Major Mallaby-Kelby, commanding the --nd lrigade 
--I'll give a reward of twenty-five francs." 
" Is this it, sir ? " said the wall-faced man in matter- 
of-fact tones, whipping out of his pocket a thin-temmed 
pipe with a shapely, beautifully-polished bowl. 
"]y Jove, that's it!" exclaimed the major, taken 
aback by the swift unexpectedness of the recovery. 
" Yes, by Jove, that's it," he continued, his face lighting 
up. He took the pipe and rubbed the bowl affection- 
ately with the palm of his hand. 
"Twenty-five francs reward!" I murmured softly. 
"Yes, that's right," he said briskly, and began turning 
out his pockets. Three maps, a pocket-handkerchief, 
some ration biscuits, and a note-case with nothing in it. 



224 PUSHED, AID TIIE RETURN PUSII 

"](ou must lend me twenty-five francs," he declared 
masterfully. 
The wall-faced gunner accepted the money without 
any sign of repressed emotion, and saluted smartly. 
The smiles of the other men broadened into grins as the 
major and myself set out faces homewards. 
There were more serious matters to consider when we 
got back. D Battery had had two men killed by shell 
tire in the wood; the other batteries had had to send 
away a dozen men between them, overcome by gas; the 
Infantry brigadier wished to discuss fresh plans for 
hastening the enemy's deiarture from the neighbourhood 
of the canal. 
In the afternoon I accomianed the major on a round 
of the batteries. Nests of Boche machine-gunners were 
still checking the advance of our infantrymthey had 
fought heroically these fellows ; but slowly, methodically, 
implacably the work of rooting them out was going on. 
Our farther advance was only a matter of hours now. 
"We're ordered not to risk too many casualties on this 
front," the Infantry brigadier had told the major. "The 
enemy will bave to fall back when certain movements 
north and south of us are completed. . But we 
mustn't let him rest." Beale of A Battery had returned 
from the most crowded glorious experience of his young 
life. tte had taken a gun forward to support two com- 
panies of the infantry who were striving to establish 
posts on the eastern side of the canal. Their progress 
was stayed by machine-guns and snipers, and the 
casualties were beginning to make the company com- 
manders doubt if the operation was worth while. Beale 
reconnoitred with two platoon commanders and located 
the machine-guns, returned and brought his gun up, and 
from an open position fired over four hundred rounds; 



THE MAJOR'S LOST PIPE 225 

and afterwards went forward in front of thc advanced 
posts to makc sure that the machine-guns had .been 
definitely put out of action. This brilliant effort enabled 
the infantry to move forward afterwards without a 
casualty. I)usty, flushed with the thrill of what he had 
bcen through, Beale knew that he had done fine work, and 
was frankly pleased by the kind things said about him. 
The following day produced fresh excitemcnts. Major 
Simpson had gone down to B Battery's waggon line to 
secure solnething like a night's rest--although I might 
say that after thc spring of 1917 the Boche night- 
bombers saw toit that out waggon lines were no longer 
the havens of peace they used tobe. Disaster followed. 
The Boche drenched tle battery position with gas. 
Captain Denny, who had corne up from the waggon line 
fo relieve the major, was caught while working out the 
night-firing progrmnlne. Overbnry, young Bushlna.n, 
and another ottieer were also gassed; and eight men 
besides. C Battery were victims as well, and Henry 
and a nulnber of thc gunners had been removed to the 
Casualty Clearing Station. 
And belote lunch-rime a brietty-worded order was 
reeeived direeting Major Mallaby-Kelby to report 
immediately fo a Field Artillery Brigade of another 
I)ivision. Orders are apt to arrive in this sudden 
peremptory fashion. Within an hour and a half the 
major had bidden good-bye to us and ridden off, a 
mess cart following witb his kit. And Major Veasey 
came fo reign in his stead. 
Major Mallaby-Kelby left one souvenir, a bottle of 
the now famous white wine which had got mislaid 
at least the cook explained it that way. The omission 
provided Brigade Headquarters with the wherewithal to 
drink the major's health. 
P 



226 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSI:I 

Ai nine o'clock that night I stood with ]Iajor Veaey 
outside out headquarters dug-'out. A mizzling tain 
descended. Five substantial rires were burning beyond 
the heights where the Boche lay. "What's the odds 
on the war ending by Christmas ?" mused the major. 
".. I give it until next autumn," he added. 
A battery of 60-pounders had corne up close by. 
Their horses, blowing hard, had halted in front of out 
dug-out hall an hour before, and the drivers were 
waiting orders to pull the guns the final three hundred 
yards into position. Two specks of lights showed that 
a couple of them were smoking cigarettes. "Look at 
those drivers," I said. "They've beeu here all this time 
and haven't dismounted yet." 
The ma.ior stepped forward and spoke to one of the 
men. "Get off, lad, and give the old horse a test. Ite 
nceds it." 
"Some of these.fellows will never ]earn horse manage- 
ment though the war lasts ten years," he said esignedly 
as he went downstairs. 
[ remember our third and last nightin that dug-out, 
because the air below had got so vitiated that candles 
would only burn with the feeblest of glimmers. 



227 

XIII. NURLU AND LIERAMONT 

SEeT. 6: The expected orders for the Brigade's farther 
advance arrived at 2 r..i., and by eight o'clock Wilde 
and myself had selected a new headquarters it a trench 
south of the wood. A tarpaulin and pit-prop mess had 
been devised: I had finished the Brigade's otScial War 
I)iary for August; dinner was on the way; and we 
awaited the return of Major Veasey from a conference 
with the ]nfantry brigadier. 
The major came out of the darkness saying, " We'll 
have dinner at once and then more immediately. There's 
a show to-morrow, and we must be over the canal before 
daybreak. Heard the splendid news ? . . . We've 
got right across the Drocourt ()uéant line. . That's 
one reason why we are pushing here to-morrow." 
We had a four-mlles' match before us, and Manning 
and Meddings, our mess waiter and cook, farther down 
the trench, could be heard grumbling at the prospect of 
another packing-up, and a seau-ch in the dark for fresh 
quarters "We always lose knives and forks and 
crockery when we more like this," Manning was sayi,g 
i] his heavy-dragoon voice. 
"You and Wilde had better look for a headquarters 
somewhere near the cross-roads at Nurlu," thc major 
told me. " The ad.iutant and lnyself will find where thc 
batteries are and join you later." 



228 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

There was a twenty minutes' delay because in the 
dark the G.S. waggon had missed us and vanished round 
the corner of the wood. As we moved off I felt a wet 
muzzle against my hand, and, stooping, perceived a dog 
that looked like a cross between an Airedale and a 
Belgian sheep-dog. "Hullo, little fellow !" I said, patting 
him. He wagged his tail and followed me. 
The German shelling had died down, and we hoped 
for an uneventful journey. ]lut night treks across 
ground that bas been fought over usually test one's 
coolness and common-sense. The Boche had blown up 
the bridges over the canal, and descending the slope we 
had to leave the road and follow a track that led to an 
Engineers' bridge, so well hidden among trees that thc 
cnemy artillery had not discovered it. ]tut it was a 
long rime before our little column completed the cross- 
ing. A battery wre ahead, and between them and us 
came a disjointed line of infantry waggons--horses 
tloundering in the mud, men with torches searching for 
shell-holes and debris that had to be avoided..Only one 
vehicle was allowed on the bridge ai a rime, and a 
quarter to eleven came before the six mules scrambled 
the G.S. waggon over. The real difficulty, however, 
was to decide upon the track to take the other side of 
the canal. Maps were seless; these were tracks 
unknown to the topo,raphers. Not one of them fol- 
lowed the general direction in wbich I bclieved :Nurlu 
to be. I resolved to take the track that went south- 
east, and hoped to corne upon ont that ould turn duc 
cast. tteavy shells, one every four minutes, rumbled 
high overhead, and crashed violently somewhere south of 
us. "They are shooting into Moislains," said Wildc. 
We trudged along hopefully. 
The dog was still with us, running in small circles 



NURLU AND LIERAMONT 229 

round me. " That Jnust l)e the shcep-dog part of him," 
I said to Wilde. " He's a bit rhin, but ho seems a wiry 
little chap." 
The looked-for track due east came when I began fo 
think that we were drawing too near to where the big 
shells were falling. After half a toile we reached a 
metalled road; the track we had passed along went over 
and beyond it. The point tobe decided now was 
whether to go straight on or to turn left along the road. 
Nota soul, nota single vehicle in sight ; it was hard to 
believe that three Divisions were to make a big attack 
on the morrow. I halted the waggons on the road, and 
turned to Wilde. "Let's send Sergeant Starling (the 
signalling sergeant) to find where this track leads to. 
We'll walk up the road and find some one who can show 
it us on the map. There are bound to be dug-outs in 
this bank." 
1Ve walked for half a toile, meeting no one. The dog 
and an orderly accompanied us. In the distance my ear 
eaught a familiar sound--the clip-clop of horses trotting. 
It came nearer and nearer. Then we saw a horseman, 
wearing the Artillery badge, leading a light dl'aught 
horse. 
"What battery do you belong to ?" I asked, stopping 
him. 
" B, sir." 
"Where are you going now ?" 
"A shell came, sir, and hit our waggon. My traces 
were broke, and I'm going back fo the waggon line, 
sir." 
"Where is B Battery ?" 
" Up this road, sir, and I think you take a turning on 
the left, but I can't quite remember: sir: we had a bit of 
a mix-up." 



230 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSI-1 

" Bring up the wa.ggons," I told the orderly. "We're 
on the right road. If Sergeant Strling isn't back, leave 
some one behind to bring him along." 
Before long a jingling and a creaking told us that our 
carts were close aihand. We walked on, and, reaching 
a cross-ronds, waited to shout for those behind to keep 
straight on. Half a minute afterwards I heard my naine 
called. A single light shone out from a dug-out in the 
bank. 
It was Garstin of C Battery who had hailed me. 
" Major Veasey is here with Major tartlett" he said, 
coming towards us. The two majors were sitting in a 
dug-out no bigger than a trench-slit. "What do you 
think of my quarters ?" smiled Major ]dartlett. " Sorry 
I can't ask you to have a drink. Out mess cart hasn't 
arrived )'et." 
"We've round B and C, so far," interposed Major 
Veasey, puffing at his pipe, and I must find the th 
Infantry Brigade before I finish to-night.. . This 
road takes you direct to Nurlu, you know." 
Wilde and I and the headquartrs waggons resumed 
out march. We had reached a sunken portion of the 
rond, when above us began the deep steady drone of 
Boche aeroplanes. We halted the waggons. 
A wait, during which Lizzie, the big mare, whinnied, 
and we looked up and strained our ears to follow the 
path of te 'planes. Then, farther away than the 
whirring in the skies had led us to expect, came the 
ear-stabbing crack of the bombs. One Itwo !three ! 
four five !six ! in as quick succession as rifle-shots. 
' Damn 'em," said Wilde apprehensively. " I hope they 
don't get any of our horses." 
We were quite near lurlu now, and, leaving the 
waggon in the sholter of th unke.a rond, Wilde and 



NURLU AND LIERAMONT 3l 

I again forged ahead. An Army Field Brigade was 
forming its waggon lines in a field off the roadside 
amid sharp angry cries of " Keep those lights out !" 
Soon we approached another sunken road leading into 
the village. Through the hedge that rose above the 
bank I saw a black oblong hut. "Let's look at this 
place," I said. 
In the darkness we ruade out a number of huts. A 
ring of sandbags showed where a tent had been pitched. 
l'ushing away the blanket that covered the opening fo a 
huge mined dug-out, we looked upon a row of sleeping 
engineers. " There are plenty of empty huts here," a 
corporal, half-awake, told us. It was past lnidnight. 
This will do us for to-mnç, I said to Wilde. 
A humming overhead reminded us that Boche 'planes 
still hovered near. As we came out of the dug-out a 
string of red lights floated downwards. A nmchine-gun 
spluttered, and a bullet pinged close to us. "What's he 
up to ?" said Wilde, his eyes gleaming. We drew back. 
A bomb fell three hundred yards away; then another, 
and another. The ground shook; we thought of our 
waggons and horses in the road. The dog had dashed 
outside. 
When the 'planes had passed, I sent the orderly fo 
bring up the waggons. The horses went back to the 
other side of the canal; the men soon found cover for 
the night. Wilde and I ruade for the hut that we had 
noticed first of all. It was not very spacious--nor very 
clean- but if contained four wire beds to accommodate 
the major, the adjurant, Wilde, and myself. "Why, it's 
a guard-room," I called, shining my torch on a painted 
board aixed to the door. 
So, for once in out lives, we slept in a guard-room. 
Th littla dog had curlad himelf up in a corner. 



232 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

Sept. 7: Zero hour for the launching of the attack 
was 8 A.,[., much later than usual. The village of 
Lieralnont was the first objective, and afterwards the 
infant T were to push on and oust the toche from 
Guyencourt and Saulcourt. It was to be an attack on 
the grand scale, for the enemy had brought up one fresh 
Division and two others of known fighting capacity, tte 
was likely to hold very stoutly to the high ground at 
EpChy. Our A Battery was under ordels fo follow 
close on the heels of the infantry, to assist in wiping 
out machine-gun nests. 
The camp in which we had settled overnight pos- 
sessed at least three empty Nissen huts in good con- 
dition. The place had been captured from the tritish 
during the March retreat, and retaken not more than 
three days ago. Our guard-room sleeping quarters 
were hot roomy enough for four simultaneous morning 
toilets; so I had my tin bowl and shaving articles 
taken over to one of the Nissen huts, and I stripped 
tnd managed a "bowl-bath" before breakfast. The dog, 
who had quite taken possession of me, stretched himself 
on the floor and kept an eye upon ne. 
The wily toche had improved our Nissen huts. 
Trap-doors in the wooden tloors and "funk-holes" 
down below showed how he feared out night-bombers. 
Jagged holes in the semicircular iron roofing proved 
the wisdom of his precautions. 
By half-past eight a German 5"9 was planking shells 
over the camp, near enough for flying fragments to 
rattle against the roof and walls of the huts. Fifty 
rounds were fiied in twenty minutes. The ]oche 
gunners varied neither range nor direction; and no 
one was hurt. The shelling brought to light, how- 
ever, a peculiarity of the dog. He chased away in the 



NURLU AND LIERAMONT 233 

direction of each exploding shell, and tried also to 
pursue the pieces of metal that whizzed through the 
air. Iqothing would hold him. When he returned, 
pantiug, it was to search for water; but af ter  short 
rest thc shells lured him out again in vain excited 
quest. 
Round his neck was a leather collar with a brass 
plate. The plate bore the na,ne of a brigadicr-general 
com,nanding an infantry brigade of a Division that had 
gone north. " No wonder he follows you," grinned 
Wihte. "He thinks you are a General. . It must 
be your voice, or the way you walk." 
"More likely that I use the saine polish for my 
leggings as the Geueral," I retorted. 
Major Veasey called me, and we started forth to see 
how the battle was progressing. The village of Lieramont 
had fallen very quickly, and Major Bullivant had already 
reported by mounted orderly that lais battc,'y had moved 
through the village, and corne into action near the sugar 
factory. 
" Oh, the leetle dawg!" said Major Veasey in wheed- 
ling toncs, fondling the dog who frisked about him. 
Then he got his pipe going, and we strode through 
desolated Nurlu and lnade across rolling prairie land, 
broken by earthworks and shell-holes. A couple of 
heavy hows. were dropping shells on the grassy ridge 
that rose on out leItwasted shots, because no battcries 
were anywhere near. Ve stuck to the valley, and, pass- 
ing a dressing station where a batch of walking cases 
were receiving attention, drew near to the conglomeration 
of tin huts, broken walls, and tumbled red roofs that 
stood for Liera,nont. We stopped to talk to two wounded 
infantry officers on their way to a casualty clearing 
station. The advance bad gone well, they said, except 



234 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

at Saulcourt, which was not yet cleared. They were 
young and ïresh-coloured, imperturbable in manner, clear 
in their way of expressing themselves. One of them, 
jacketless, had his left forearm bandaged. Through a 
tear in his shirt sleeve I noticed the ugly purple scar 
of an old wound above the elbow. Odd parties of 
infantry and engincers stood about the streets. Plenty 
of woundcd were coming through. I tan in to examine 
a house that looked like a possible headquarters of the 
future, and looked casually at a well that the Boche had 
blown in. The dog was still at my heels. 
"Now we want to find the sugar factory to see how 
Bullivant is getting on," said the major, refilling his 
pipe. We pulled out maps and saw the factory plainly 
marked; and then followed a hard good-conditioned 
road that led over a hill. 
We were getting now to a region where shells fell 
more freely. A mlle to the north-east machine-gun 
duels were in progress. When we saw the wrecked 
factory with its queer-looking machinery--something 
like giant canisters--we pressed forward. o sign 
whatever of A Battery! I looked inside some tin huts: 
one had been used as a German mess, another as an 
ofiïcers' bath-house; flies swarmed upon old jam and 
meat tins; filth and empty bottles and stumps of caudles, 
a discarded German uniform, torn Boche prints, and 
scattered picture periodicals. "There's no one here," 
mused Major Veasey. "I suppose the battery has 
moved forward again." 
Beyond a tangled heap of broken machinery, that in- 
cluded a huge fly-wheel, bent and cracked, sood a big 
water-tank, raised aloft on massive iron standards. 
"We might be able to see something from up there," 
said the major. There was a certain amount of swarm- 



NURLU AND LIERAMONT 235 

ing to be done, and the major, giving up the contest, 
aided me to clamber up. Out of breath I stood up in 
the dusty waterless tank, and got out my binoculars. 
Towards where the crackle of machine-guns had been 
heard, I saw a bush-clad bank. Tucked up against it 
were horses and guns. Big Boche shells kept falling 
near, and the landscape was wreathed in smoke. 
Before we got to the battery we met Major Bullivant, 
whose gestures alone were eloquent enough to describe 
most war scenes. A rippling sweep of his left arm 
indicated where two machine-gun nests on the bosky 
western slopes of Saulcourt held up out inïantry ; a swan- 
like curl of the right wrist, raised to the level of the 
shoulder, told where A Battery had been situated, less 
than a thousand yards from the enemy. "A company 
of the  were faltering because of the deadliness of 
the machine-guns," he said. ".. I got hold of a pla- 
toon commander and he took me far enough forward to 
detect their whereabouts. . . Ve fired '2 00 rounds 
when.I got back to the battery. M:y gunners popped 
them off in find style, although the Boche retaliated. 
• . . The infantry have gone on now .... I round two 
broken machine-guns and six dead Germans at the spots 
we fired at. . It's been quite a good morning's 
work." 
He smiled an adieu and went off to join a company 
commander he had arranged to meet. When we reached 
the bank A Battery were about fo move to a sunken 
road farther forward. Smallman, from South Africa, 
nicknamed "Buller," was in charge, and he pointed 
joyously to an abandoned :Boche P, ed Cross waggon that 
the battery had "commandeered." Four mules had been 
harnessed to it; the battery waggon line was its 
destination. 



236 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

"Gee-ho! they went off in a hurry from here," re- 
markcd Major Vease) , looking ai a ]ight engine and 
three trucks loaded with ammunition and corrugated 
iron that the enemy had failed to get away on the 
narrow-gauge line running past Saulcourt. " What we 
ought t do is to have a railway ride back. The line 
goes to Nurlu. That wouhl be a new experience--and 
I'm tired enough." 
" Ves, that wouht be better than the four-in-hand in 
the G.S. waggon that )'ou took to the sports meeting," 
I added. 
A Hun 5"9 was firing persistently on a spot 400 
yards between Saulcourt and where we stood. For once 
in a way the dog neglected shells, and searched for 
bully-beef leavings among the tins thrown aside by the 
battery drivers. We were not absolutely sale. The 
Boche shells were fitted with instantaneous fuses, and 
after each burst bits of jagged iron flew off at right 
angles to points as far distant as 700 yards. As we 
turned to go a piece whistled over our heads and hit 
one of the Red Cross waggon lead-mules. The poor 
beast dropped and brought down his frightened, kicking, 
companion nmle also. The drivers had released them 
by the rime Major Veasey and I came up. The wounded 
mule round, his feet, and was led a few yards away. A 
horrible tear, 8 inches long, showed a smashed jawbone 
and cheekbone; he moved his head from side to side 
in his pain. "I shall have to shoot him," said the 
major, loading his revolver. The mule stared dully as 
the major approached, but drew back sharply when he 
saw the revolver. The driver could not hold him pro- 
perly, and the first bullet-hole was hot the half-inch to 
an inch below the forelock that means instantaneous 
death. Th poor animal fell, but got up again and 



NURLU AND LIERAMONT 237 

st.aggered away. The major had o follow and shoot 
again. 
We struck off in. a more northerly direction on out 
way back to Nurlu, searching for thc forward section 
of B Battery that had been told off to work in con- 
iunctiou with a certain Infantry battalion. Ve met 
Wheater, who was commanding the section, and he told 
the najor that be had hot taken his two guns farther 
forward, because the battalion commander lmd gone off 
in a hurry without giving him instructions, without even 
telling him tlJe line the infantry had reached. 
"How long bave you heen here ?" aske(l the major 
pointedly. 
"Three hours, sir." 
" Well, ny dear fellow, you certainly should havc 
taken your gnns farther forward l>y now, battalion 
commander or no battalion comnmnder. "%u've got a 
mounted ordcrly, and you could bave sent him back to 
Brigade Headquartcrs, informing them of your new posi- 
tion. Thon you could have got into touch with thc 
infantry and asked them fo targets. It's useless stay- 
ing here." " 
The arrival on borseback of the major-general com- 
manding the Division attacking in this portion of the 
front turned the conversation. Not long appoined to 
his present command, the General during he March 
retreat had been the senior Infantry brigadier in out 
own Division. He was a particularly able and resource- 
ful soldier; his first demand was for information re- 
garding the work done by our forward guns. The major 
told him that Wheater's section remained where it was 
because of the neglect of the battalion commander. 
The General listened quietly, and cast a kecn eye 
upon Wheater, " You can take your guns up in safety 



238 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

to Guyencourt, and you'll find plenty to shoot af there. 
rell any one who wants to know that your instructions 
corne direct from the Divisional commander.. And 
don't rely too much on battalion commanders. Very few 
battalion commanders know anything about artillery. 
It's a pity, but it's a fact." He responded with dignity to 
our salutes, and rode off, followed by his attendant staff 
oflicers and the grooms. 
The major got more and more tired of the walking. 
I t was half-past two now, and we were both pretty 
hungry. The dot seemed as frisky and energetic as 
when he chased the shells at breakfast-rime. We 
passed a big dressing station; a wheeled stretcher stood 
outside. "As we didn't take a train ride, should I push 
you back in that, major ?" I inquired with due serious- 
ness. Major Veasey smiled, and we started on the last 
toile and a half. 
There were prospects, we learned wheu we got back 
to lgurlu and read the reports received by the adjurant, 
of another move forward for the batteries. 
"This looks like bringing the waggon lines over the 
canal," said the adjurant, showing the major the follow- 
ing wire from the staff captain :-- 
"Good sprint at V '201 b '2.7. Water-cart 
filling-point being arranged. Approaches good for 
water-carts. Troughs now in order at V 202 
c 8.5." 

Auother message of thc saine tenor, having to do with 
gun repairs, ran 

" No. 347 light shop moves tu Moislains to-morrow. 
Will uudertake quick repairs. Longer jobs will be 
sent back to Nos. 124 B-- and 192 F--." 



NURLU AND LIERAMONT 2,9 

A third telegram supplied a reminder that the spiteful 
Boche still had rime to leave devilish traps for the 
unwary-- 
"Advanced guard Nth Division round small 
demolition charges in :Nissen hut at W 123 
b 8.9, and mined dug-out W 129 d 3.2." 

"Yes," remarked Major Veasey, " we are certain to 
movc again to-night. The wise man will take a lie 
down until tea-time." And he hied him to the wire 
bed in the guard-room. 
Af 8.15 that night Wilde and l, the Headquarters 
party, and the dog, having waited an hour and a hall 
for the orderly that Major Veasey had promised to send 
back to guide us to a new headquarters, settled in some 
old German gun-pits, scooped out of a lofty chalk bank. 
Our march had brought us through Lieramont and beyond 
the shell-mauled cemetery where the Boche in his 
quest of safety had transformed the very vaults into 
dug-outs. 
The horses were sent back to the waggon line and 
the drivers told fo bring them up again at 6 ri.M. ; and 
I was arranging the relief of the orderly stationed on 
the roadside to look out for the major when the major's 
special war-whoop broke cheerily through the darkness. 
"The opening of the gun-pit faces the wrong way, and 
we have no protection from shells--but the tarpaulin 
will keep any tain out," was the best word I could find 
for our new quarters. 
If was a moderately calm night. We four ofiicers lay 
down side by side with just our valises to soften the rug- 
gedness of the ground. Fitful flashes in front showed our 
own guns firing; high-velocity shells, bursting immediately 



240 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

behind us, ruade us ponder on the possibility of casualties 
bcfore the night was out. But we were dog-tired, and 
slept well; and by 7 A.L the dog no longer snuggled 
against my feet, and we were preparing for further 
departure. 
"We corne under the --th Divisional Artillery ai 
7.30, and have to settle in Lieramont and await orders," 
explaincd Major Veasey. " They don't want out Brigade 
to push on. . They say that the infantry could have 
walked into Ep6hy without trouble, but they were too 
fagged. The latest report is that the P, oche is back 
there again." 
Our chier aire when we walked back towards Lieramont 
was to secure decent quarters before troops coming up 
should flood the village. 0ur first discovery was a 
Nissen but in a dank field on the eastern outskirts. 
It wanted a good deal of tidying up, but 'twould serve. 
We were ravenous for breakfast, and the cook got his 
wood-tire going very quickly. There were tables and 
chairs to be found, and the dog and I crossed the road, 
russct-red with the bricks from broken houses that had 
been used to repair it, on a journey of exploration. 
Bui]t close to a high hedge was an extra large Nissen 
but, painted with the lted Cross sign. Inside twenty 
wire beds in tiers: dozens of rolls of German lint and 
quantities of cotton-wool littered the floor. 0utside, 
rive yards from the door, lay the body of a British 
olticer. A brown blanket covered all but his puttees 
and a pair of neat, well-made brown boots. 
Through an opening in the hedge we came upon 
more Nissen huts. 0ne of theln was divided by a 
partition, and would do for a mess and for officers' 
sleeping quarters. Another large building could ac- 
commodate the men, and I round aIso a cook-house 



NURLU AND LIERAMONT 241 

and an office. I used chalk freely in " staking-out" 
our claire, and hurried back to the major in a lever 
of fear lest some one else should corne before we could 
install ourselves. 
There were three incidents l)y which I shall remem- 
ber our one night's stay in Lieramont. First, the men's 
cook discovered a Gernmn otticer's silver-edged iron 
cross. One of the servants, a noted searcher after un- 
considered trifles, had round a Boche ottïcer's overcoat 
in one of the huts. He went through the pockets and 
threw the coat away. The cook, coming af ter him, 
picked up the coat, and, " Blow me," said he, "if this 
didn't fall out." 
Also, while Major Veasey, Major Simpson, and Major 
Bullivant were standing talking, a British soldier, push- 
ing a bicycle, passed along the road. Following him, 
sometimes breaking into a run fo keep up, came a 
plump, soft-faced German boy in infantry uniform, the 
youngest German I had seen in France. "Why, he's 
only a kid," said Major Veasey. " He can't be more 
than sixteen." 
"Was ist ihr regiment ?" called Major Bullivant. I 
took if that the major was asking the youngster fo what 
regiment he belonged. 
The ]ritish private and his prisoner stopped. The 
boy Boche smiled sheepishly, yet rather pleasantly, and 
said something which I didn't understand, and don't 
believe Major Bullivant did either. 
There was a hall-minute pause. Then the practical 
British private moved on, calliug simply, " Corne on, 
Tich " The phrase, "He followed likc a lamb," became 
appropriate. 
And I remember one further episode, hot so agree- 
able. Ma.ioi Veasey and myself had been fo call on tlm 



2,2 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

Divisional Artillery, under whose orders wo were now 
working. When we returned the ded British ofiïcr 
still ly outside the F, ed Cross hut. But the neat 
brown boots had been removed. 
"By God, that's a ghoulish bit of work," said the 
mjor, ngry disgust in hi fce. "The man who did 
that is  cur." 



243 

XIV. THE F1GHT FOR RONSSOY 

SPT. 16: The first autumn tints were spreading over 
field and tree, and the tempestuous rains of the last few 
days had chilled the air; but the weather had righted 
itself ow, and would prove no bar to the next advance, 
which it was whispered would take place on the 18th. 
The American offensive at St Mihiel on the 12th had 
undoubtedly keyed-up out men, and any one supposed 
to know anything at all was being button-holed for fore- 
casts of the extent of the Allies' giant thrust up to the 
rime of the winter rains. 
There had been a four days' withdrawal of our Brigade 
to more peaceful areas behind the line, and, praise the 
Saints! we had again corne under our own Divisional 
Artillery. 
The colonel had returned, and, as usual, the first day 
or so after coming off leave, appeared preoccupied and 
reserved. Still there was no one like our colonel; and, 
in the serene atmosphere of his wise unquestioned 
leadership, petty bickerings, minor personal troubles, 
and the half-jesting, half-bitter railings against higher 
authority, had faded away. He brought the news that 
the medical board in England would hot permit the 
C.I.A. to return to France; and the appointment of 
C.R.A. had gone to the colonel of out companion ïeld 
Artillery Brigade, now the senior Field Artillery officer 



244 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

in the Division--a popular honour, because, though we 
thought there could be no colonel so good as ours, m 
we should nog have been such a good Brigade had we 
admitted any other belief,--we all knew Colonel to 
be a talented and experienced gunner, and a brave man, 
with great charm of manlmr. Besides, it kept the ap- 
pointmeat in the family, so to speak. We wanted no 
outsider from another Division. "You must all con- 
gratulate General - when you meet him," said our 
colonel gently. 
The four days behind the line had been interesting in 
their way, despite the rain-storms. We had hot baths 
and slept in pyjamas once more. Some of the younger 
officers and a few of the N.C.O.'s had ruade a long lorry 
trip to Abbeville to replace worn-out clothes. Major 
Bullivant and the adjutant had borrowed a car to search 
for ahnost forgotten mess luxuries; and coming back 
had given a lift to a curé, who in the dark put his foot 
in the egg-bo., snashing twenty of the eggs. There 
had been the booby-trap in the blown-up dug-out. A 
chair that almost asked to be taken stood half-embedded 
in earth near the doorway. I was about to haul it 
away to the mess when [ perceived a wire beneath 
it, and drew back. Afterwards some sappers attached 
more wire, and, from a safe distance, listened to a small 
explosion that would have meant extreme danger to any 
one standing near. Also there had been the dead horse 
that lay unpleasantly near oui' lness. Major Veasey, 
" Swigy," the doctor, our rollicldng interpreter M. Phineas, 
and myself all took turns at digging a hole for its burial ; 
and there was plenty of laughter, because old l'hineas 
refused to go near the horse without swathing his face 
in a scarf, and when wielding the pick raised it full- 
stretch above his head before bringing it, with slow 



THE FIGHT FOR RONSSOY 245 

dignigy, to earth--for all the world like a church-bell- 
ringer. Two nights in succession German night-bombers 
had defied our anti-aircraft guns and brought cruel death 
to horses camped alongside the canal. On the second 
night we had witnessed a glorious revenge. Our search- 
lights had concentrated upon a Gotha, and they refused 
to let it escape their g]are. Then suddenly from up above 
came the putt-puttr-putt of machine-guns. Ped and 
blue lights floated down; the swift streakings of initam- 
matory bullets clove the cobalt sky; with ecstasy we 
realised that one of our airmen was in close combat 
with the invader. When the enelny 'plane crashed 
to earth, a blazing holocaust, cheers burst frola hun- 
dreds of tent-dwellers who had corne ot to view the 
spectacle. 
And now on the 16th of September we had pitched 
tents a toile south of Lieramont, which we had left on the 
9rb, on the confines of a wood that stretched down to a 
road and fringed it for three parts of a toile fo the village 
of Templeux la Fosse. Wilde and the adjutant had de- 
parted in high spirits, and their best clothes, fo catch the 
leave train, and I was doing adjutant. Hubbard, a new 
officer from D Battery, who before getting his commis- 
sion had been a signalling sergeant, filled Wilde's shoes. 
I had ridden into Templeux la Fosse fo conduct a polite 
argument with the ofïicer of a Division newly arrived 
from Palestine on the matter of watering arrangements. 
His point was that his Division had reached the area 
first and got the pumps into working order, and his 
instructions were to reserve the troughs for the horses 
of his'own Division. I argued that if our horses did 
not water in Templeux they would have to do a seven-mile 
journey three times a day to the next nearest abreuvoir. 
" And you can't claire the exclusive use of a watering- 



046 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

point unless Corp grants special permission," I con- 
cluded. 
"But Corps haven't instructed you to water here," 
he persisted. 
"Neither bave they tohi us hot to come here," I 
countered. 
We parted, agreeing to refer the whole matter to 
Corps. Corps, I might add, ruled that we should be 
allowed to water 2 0 0 horses per hour at certain hours, and 
that the other Division should police the performance. 
I had returned in time to administer the distribution 
of fifty-nine remounts corne from the base to replace 
battery horses killed by bombs and shell-fire, or evacu- 
ated by "Swiffy," out veterinary officer, to the Mobile 
Veterinary Section, as a result of the hard-going and 
watering difficulties since the advance started on 
August 8th. 
I was talking to the staff captain about the ammuni- 
tion dumps he had arranged for the coming battle, when 
the brigade clerk handed me a buff slip just arrived 
from the Csualty Clearing Station. It stated simply 
that 2nd Lieut. Garstin had died as the result of gun- 
shot wounds. Poor boy! a handsome well-mannered 
youngster, who had corne out to France practically from 
school. 
I finished talking to the staff captain and walked to 
the colonel's tent. I told him of Garstin's death. 
"Wounded last night taking up ammunition, wasn't 
he ?" said the colonel gravely. 
" Yes, sir. He had finished the job and was coming 
back towards Lieramont. Two of the men were wounded 
as well." 
The colonel pulled out the note-book in which he 
kept his liit of the officers in th Brigade. 



THE FIGHT FOR RONSSOY 247 

"That leaves C Battery very short of ofiïcers. You'd 
better transfer--let me seewM'Whirter from ' B.' . 
And ask the staff captain if we can have an oflïcer from 
the D.A.C." 
A little later I sent out the following wire to B and 
C Batteries :-- 

" 2nd Lieut. J. M'Whirter will be attached to 
C Battery on receipt of this message. 2nd Liet. 
F. E. R. Collinge of No. 1 Section D.A.C. will join 
B Battery to-day." 

The night bristled with excitements. No. 1 Section 
of the D.A.C., with "two hundred horses, were camped a 
hundred yards from us, and ai 9 ... I was in their 
ness, talking books of the day, horses, and stage gossip. 
A lull in the conversation was broken by the low un- 
mistakable drone of an enemy aeroplane. If sounded 
right overhead. "What's happened te our anti-aircraft 
people ? " said Major Brown, starting up from the table. 
"How's he got through as far as this without any one 
shooting at him ?" 
We waited in silence. [ wondered what had become 
of the dog, who had followed me, but had remained out- 
side the trench-cover mess. 
The first bomb crashed near enough to put out the 
candles and rattle the glasses on the table. "That fell 
over there," said the padre, pointing to behind the wood. 
"No, it was on this side, hot far from my horses," put in 
Major Brown quickly. 
Three more bombs shook the ground beneath us. Then 
we heard more distant explosions. 
Outside we saw torch flashings in the D.A.C. horse 
lines, and heard hurrying fo and fro. " Swiffy" aluo had 
run down to give his aid. 



248 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

So serious had been the loss of horses through bombing 
during the summer of 1918 that after each fatal raid an 
ofllcial report had to be forwarded and a formal inquiry 
held to decide whether full precautions for the safety of 
the horses had been taken. At 9.30 f.M. I received this 
note from Major Brown :-- 
"The followin casualties occurred to animals of 
this Section by hostile bombs at 7 P.M. on 16th 
inst. 
" Map location D 230, c. 97 " killed, 7; wounded, 
11 ." 

Hall an hour later a message from C P,atery, who 
were a toile and a hall away along the valley, in- 
formed me that their casualties in horses and mules 
numbered 19. 
At two in the morning I was aroused by a furious 
beating of wind and rain upon the tent. Hubbard, 
already in receipt of wet on his side of the tent, was up 
fastening the entrance-flap, which had torn loose. Sharp 
flashes of lightning and heavy thunder accompanied the 
squall when it reached its height. "I hope the pegs 
hold," shouted Hubbard, and we waited while the tent- 
sides strained and the pole wavered. The dog growled, 
and a scuttling behind us was followed by the appearance, 
at the back of the tent, of the colonel's head and 
shoulders. In his pyjamas, drenched and shivering with 
cold, he struggled inside. " My tent's down," he called 
sharply. "Houston's got my kit into his bivouac. . 
You two fellows hop outside and hammer in the pegs. 
Let's save this tent if we ean. . And some one 
lend me a towel for a tub down !" 
Wrapped in rain-coats, Hubbard and myself faced the 
skirling tain. When we slipped inside again the colonel 



THE FIGHT FOR RONSSOY 249 

had dried himself. I lent him a blanket and my British 
warm, and he settled himself contentedly on the ground, 
refusing to occupy either camp-bed. 
"The annoying part," he said, with the boyish ring iii 
his voice th made his laugh so attractive, "is that my 
tent was much better put up than yours." 
The wind still blew when we got up in the morning. 
A valiant tale came from " Swiffy," the doctor, and 
M. Phineas. They occupied atent 'twixt a bauk and a 
hedge, nearer to the ]).A.C. M. l'hineas had held up 
the pole with folds of wet canvas alternately chokiug 
him or whirling rouml him, while "Swiffy " yelled 
him to kneel upon the tent bottom to keep if fast, and 
expected him to fetch a servant at the saine rime. The 
doctor, enfolded by the wanton canvas in another state 
compartment of the blown-about tent, was cut off from 
communication with the other two, and fought the battle 
on his own. 
The struggle to keep the tents from collapsing was 
crowned at 6 ..M. by the urgent and peremptory order 
from Division: "Ail tents in the Divisional forward area 
are to be struck before dawn." 
It was an order that breathed an understanding fear 
of the inquisitive eyes of enemy aerial observers. But 
if the G.S.O. who issued the order really knew- 
Under cover of the darkness the Brigade moved 
up 6000 yards to secret positions for the morrow's 
battle. We were behind our own infantry once again, 
and it was to be a big advance. We had corne over 
forty mlles since August 8 in a series of three- to eight- 
mlle leaps; for the third time the battalions had been 
brought up to something like strength, and they were 
full of fight. In the mud and slime of the Somme and 



250 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

Flanders in 1916 and 1917, when each advance was on 
a narrow front and ceased after a one-day effort, I always 
marvelled at the patient, fatalistic heroism of the infantry. 
A man went "over the top" understanding that, however 
brilliant the attack, the exultant glory of continuous 
chase of a fleeing, broken enemy would hot be his; and 
that, should he escape wounds or death, it would uot be 
long before he went "over the top" again, and yet again. 
But this open fighting had changed all that. It showed 
results for his grit and endurance to the humblest 
"infanteer." And remember, it was the civilian soldier 
--unversed in war, save actual war--who accepted and 
pushed home the glorious opportunities of achievement 
that these wondrous days offered. 
The colonel and I mounted our horses at eight o'clock, 
saw C and D Batteries begin their march, and called 
upon the new C.R.A. in his hut-headquarters at Lieralnont. 
He was genuinely pleased at being congratulated upon 
his appointment, and, I remember, produced for me a 
Havana, corne straight from London. Both the General 
aud the brigade-major had good things to say of the 
dog, who was now definitely known as "Ernest "--chiefly 
because I had said "Hullo" to call him so many times 
that inevitably one recalled Mr Frank Tinuey and his 
mode of addressing his stage assistant. 
From Lieramont the colonel and myself rode eastwards 
two toiles and a hall. The road was crowded with 
waggons and horses, returning in orderly fashion from 
delivering ammunition. In the distance guns boomed. 
Vhen we got to the pave the colonel said we would walk 
across country the rest of the way. Our horses had only 
been gone a couple of minutes when the colonel suddenly 
halted and exclaimed, "l've let Laneridge go back with 
my steel helmet." 



THE FIGHT FOR RONSSOY 251 

"Should we wait a few minutes on the road, sir ?" 
I responded quickly ; " Laneridge is likely to corne back 
and try to catch you. . . Of course he doesn't know 
where our headquarters will be." 
For answer the colonel stood in the centre of the road 
and shouted with studied clearness--" Laneridge ! . . . 
Laneridge !" 
We tried a joint call, and repeated it; but there was 
no sound of returning hoofs. 
One curious result followed. An infantry soldier, 
who had passed us, came back and, in a north-country 
accent, asked, "Beg pardon, sir, but did you call me ?-- 
my name's Laneridge, sir." 
"No," said the colonel, "'I was calling my groom." 
The man passed on. " That's a really striking coin- 
cidence," remarked the colonel. "Laneridge is ht a 
common uame. 
After waiting rive minutes we continued our walk, 
and crossing a valley dotted with abandoned gun-pits 
and shallow dug-outs, came to a shrub-covered bank 
from which a battery was pulling out its guns. 
" Our headquarters will be here," said the colonel 
succinctly. "Hubbard has been sorting things out. 
There are dug-outs along the bank, and I expect we 
shall find something in the trench down there." 
Hubbard had indeed found a place for the mess in the 
trench, while he pointed to a cubby-hole in the bank 
that would do for the colonel, and to another shelter, a 
yard high from roof to floor, in which he and I could lie 
down. The telephone lines to the batteries and to 
Div. Art. were laid. He was ready for the battle. 
Zero hour was at 5.20 A.r. The battery commanders 
had received the operation orders during the afternoon. 
I reported out arrival fo the brigade-major; and not 



252 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

worTing much about some hostile 'planes that seemed to 
be dropping bombs in the neighbourhood of the front 
line, we turned in. 
At 1.30 A.M. the telephone near my head buzzed. 
heard the colonel say, "Are you troubled by gas ? " 
"Haven't noticed any, sir."" 
"Vou had better have yolr box-respirator ready. It 
seems fo be coming in a cloud down the valley." 
I dozed off again, but half an hour later the uneasy 
movements of "Ernest" roused me. [ sneezed several 
times, and felt a burning in the throat. This was 
lndoubtedly gas. Hubbard I found to be a heavy 
sleeper, but by punching hard enough I ruade him open 
tis eyes, and we put. on our box-respirators. It was 
hall an hour before the gas sergeant reported that the 
air had cleared. We slept once more. Half an hour 
before zero time the gas rattle sounded again, and indeed 
we were wearing our respirators, when at 5.20 the usual 
sudden crackle and rumble all along the front announced 
the opening of the barrage. Judged by the quickness 
with which he put down a retaliatory barrage, the enemy 
was prepared for our attack. Nothing could now hold 
"Ernest." He dashed tirelessly north, souti, east, west, 
towards whichever point of the compass he heard a gun 
firing or a shell exploding. " I'm sure that dog's mad," 
commented the colonel when we breakfasted at 7 ,.M. 
"I watched him from my dug-out for three-quarters of 
an hour after the barrage started. He passed the open- 
ing eighty times, then I got tired of counting. He seems 
to take a marvellous interest in shells... I t's a pity 
the staff captain can't use him for ammunition returns." 
While we were conducting a settled defence of the 
line, or registering our guns for a battle, no ont visited 
the "O.P.'s," or the front line, more than the colonel. 



THE FIGHT FOR, RONSSOY 253 

]any and many a morning, with a couple of sandwiches 
and a slab of choco]ate in his pocket, he tramped to the 
O.P. and stayed there until dark, criticising the shooting 
of the batteries and iinding fresh targets for their tire. 
But during a set battle he did all his work on the 
telephone, in touch with Divisional artillery one way, 
and with the batteries, the F.O.O.'s, and the infantry 
the other. There is never much news during the first 
hour, or evcn until the full artillery programme has been 
completed. By that time the Brigade expects definitc 
reports as fo whether the infantry have reached thcir 
objectives, and upon what new points they require 
artillery assistance for consolidating positions, or for 
repelling counter-attacks. 
But on this occasion the first message reached Brigade 
ai 5.50 ,.M. C Battery reported that immediately the 
barrage opened the Boche retaliated upon them with 
5"9's. They had had six killed and ten wounded. The 
killed included the sergeant who so splendidly com- 
manded C's forward sniping-gun on that bewildering, 
nerve-testing March 21st. 
I spoke to the other btteries. I) Battery, and B, 
who had horses handy to nove forward when the tirst 
objective was taken, had been little troubled, but A had 
had their mess smashed in, and three of the servants 
wounded. I rang up " luller," who was doing liaison witb 
the th lnfantry Brigade, and he said it was understood 
that two companies of the " had lost their way, but 
generally the attack proceeded well. 
The uncertainty lasted uatil 11 ,.., when the colonel 
completed a telephone conversation with the brigade- 
major. The Division on our left had hot gained its 
first objective because of exceedingly stout opposition 
on the part of a German corps, who had gained a fine 



254 PUSHED, AND THE IETURN PUSH 

fighting reputation during the past two weeks. The --th 
south of out Division had done very well, capturing and 
advancing beyond the village of. Templeux le Guerard. 
Our Divisional infantry had cleared Ronssoy after tough 
fighting, but their farther progress was checked because 
of the hold-up on the left. Reserve battaIions of the 
Division chiefly affected by this resistance v,-ere to 
attack as soon as possible. 
"The Australians have done extraordinariIy weI1 down 
south," the colonel told me. "They simply marched 
through with their tanks, capturing guns and prisoners 
wholesale, and are on their most distant objective." 
Then he rang up Major Simpson. "Don't take your 
bttttery forward until you get definite orders from the 
Brigade," he said. "The enemy still hold the high 
ground north of us." 
Major Bullivant, always keen on making an early re- 
connaissance during a set battle, rang up at noon to say 
that he had been as far as a high wood, a toile and a hall 
in front of his battery. "I got a very long view from there," 
he went on, "and saw no sign at all of any Boche. " 
The colonel, putting on his pince-nez, studie'd his 
map and asked the major for the exact position. "Yes," 
he observed, " that's on the 140 contour, and you must 
bave seen as far as -- copse." 
tIis next remark revealed how his mind was working. 
" Did you notice any tracks from the wood towards the 
batteries ? . . . Two tracks! . . . but my map shows a 
line of barbed wire running across . GoodI . . . 
there is a useable track as far as 19 c, and by striking 
east before you corne to the cross tracks itis possible to 
iind an opening in the wire.. Good, Bullivant. . 
I expect I shall move the batteries that way. . No, 
no orders to move yet !" 



THE FIOHT FOR RONSOY 21î 

At 1.15 P.L, after further talks with the brigade- 
major, the colonel told me to send out this message to 
the four batteries:-- 

" Brigade will advance as soon as possible to 
position in F 20, or if that locality is full up, in 
F 21 c. Prepare to advance, and report to Brigade 
commander at F 2 0 c 4, 2." 

The colonel's horses had been ordered up from the 
waggon line. " Hubbard and I will go on," he told 
me, "and Hubbard can commence laying out lines to 
the batteries' new positions. ¥ou will remain here to 
keep in touch with Division. I shall be back before 
we move, and batteries are hot to go forward until 
orders are issued from here." 
He returned af 4 P.M. and told me to send out 
orders for an immediate advance to the positions 
chosen. I was returning from the signallers' dug-out 
when a young major belonging to the s passed, 
followed by a sergeant. The major looked pale and 
worn, but walked cluickly. There are moments when 
personal acquaintance with members of other branches 
of the Service possesses a very direct value. 1 did not 
know Major very well, but a habit contracted 
through frequent visits to the Infantry ruade me call 
out "Any news ?" 
"Our Brigade's doing a clearing-up attack at rive 
o'clock," he answered without stopping. 
"We don't know anything about that," I said, 
catching him up. " How long is it since orders were 
issued ?" 
"l've only just left the General," he replied, still walk- 
ing ahead. 
" Can you spa'e two mhmtes to explain the scheme 



256 PUSttED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

fo the colonel," I pressed. "Our batteries are juat 
about to move up." 
"I hardly have time to get to the battalion," he 
answered with a frown of dissent. 
"Two Ininutes!" I pleaded--and succeeded. We 
hurried to the mess. There was a quick, clear ex- 
change of words between the major and the colonel. 
The major sped away as the colonel thanked him. 
" Telephone st once to the batteries to prevent them 
moving!" said the colonel, turning to me. 
Before rive minutes had passed, the colonel, after a 
te]ephone talk with the brigadier-general, had arranged 
a short barrage programme for the batteries. 
"There's usefulness in your being a gossip, you see," 
he smiled, a quarter of an hour later. 
The orders for the batteries to advance still held 
good, and immediately the barrage ceased they pulled 
out. By 6 r.. the colonel had ridden forward again. 
My instructions were to remain until the divisional 
signalling ofiicer had laid a line to the new Brigade 
Headquarters. At eight o'clock, followed by " Ernest" 
and the Brigade signallers who had stayed with me, I 
rode through St Emilie and dipped into a cul-de--sac 
valley crowded with the tield batteries of another 
Division. Our way took us toward and across gorse- 
clad, wild-looldng uplands. Night approached. Just 
as we halted st a spot where two puddly, ehurned-up 
sunken roads crossed, guns behind and on either side 
of us belched forth flalne and rasping sound. Eighteen- 
pounder shells sereamed swiftly over us; the whole 
eountryside spurted flashes. One of the horses plunged 
with nervousness. "It's an S.O.S. eall, sir," said a 
driver who had put his horse under a bank, raising 
his voiee against the din. " Ernest," his little body 



THE FIGHT FOR RONSSOY 

quivering with excitement, was already racing back- 
wards and forwards. I told my groom te take my 
herse into the sunken road, and started te look for 
the colonel and the headquarters party. A sticky 
walk up the track te the left took me within a couple 
of hundred yards of the village of Ronssoy, where 
most of the Boche shells were falling. No signs of 
Headquarters up there. Af ter a lot of shouting te 
persuade the dog te keep near me, I turned back 
and went through the mud again, past the cross-roads 
junction, and along a still slimier, water-logged cart- 
track. I round every one on Headquarters digging 
shelters in the side of the road. The servants had 
rigged up a corrugated-iron habitation for the colonel. 
The brigade clerks, the signallers, and the cooks had 
dug hard, and ruade use of trench-covers, with tho 
swift resource that long experience of trench-life had 
developed into a kind of second nature. Hubbard had 
arranged an "elephant," raised on two rows of ancient 
sandbags, for himself and me te snu:gle under. 
"l've sent out S.O.S. lines te the batteries," said the 
colonel, who was sitting on a box in a long-di.-used gun- 
pit. "We'll turn this place into a mess to-morrow." 
The firing died down. I sent seine one te tell the 
groom te take the horses back te the waggon line 
which was being established at the headquarters posi- 
tion we had just left. The cook prepared us a simple 
meal. By 10 P.. the brigade-major had telephoned in- 
structions for the night-firing with which the batteries 
were te busy themselves. Out night was disturbed by 
the swish-plop of gas shells, but none came near enough 
seriously te disquiet us. 



258 

XV. "ERNEST" IS LOST 

SPT. 19: That morning Bob Pottinger reported at 
Brigade Headquarters, smiling all over his face. An 
extra leave warrant had corne in, and it was his turn 
to go. For weeks past every one had known of his 
eagerness to get home, in order to conduct certain matri- 
monial projects to the "Yes or No" stage. Leave to 
England was going nicely now. Durable, young Beale, 
Judd, and Hetherington were away, and the men were 
going at the rate of rive p.er day. Officers had to be 
tive months in France since their last leave--raostly it 
ran to seven; the men's qualification was twelve months. 
Happy is the army that is attacking! Only when the 
enemy has full possession of the initiative is leave 
entirely cut off. 
Of the 5 P.M. attack carried out the night before by 
the --th Brigade, all that we knew was that unex- 
pectedly large numbers of the enemy had been met. 
The fighting had been tierce, and the Boche still held 
some of the ground the Brigade had set out to take. 
Right through the night our guns had been busy firing 
protective bursts. 
The mystery of the Boche's unlooked-for strength was 
explained by a Divisional wire that reached us about 
8 A.. It stated that a prisoner captured by the--th 
Brigade said that at 7 A.M. on the 18th, following 



"ERbEST" IS LOST 259 

urgent orders resulting from the British offensive at 
5.20, a whole Boche division came by bus from Maretz, 
fourteen toiles back. Their mission was to nmke a 
counter-attack that would win back the original line. 
ihey depliyed at ]ony, near the canal, and completed 
their march in readiness for an attack at 6 P.M. ]ut 
the 5 1.. thrust by our mth Brigade completely sur- 
prised them, and in fact broke up their offensive. The 
prisoner also reported that many casualties had been 
caused by our artillery tire. 
The brigade-major, telephoning at 9 A.M., told us fur- 
ther details about the main offensive of the day before. 
The hold-up on our left had continued until late in the 
evening, in spite of renewed attacks on a big scale. 
"The German Alpine Corps have some of the stiffest 
fighters we have run agains for a long time," he went 
on. " On the outskirts of Épehy onu post was held by 
three officers and forty-five men until 7.45 P.M. When 
-they surrendered there were only seventeen hot wounded." 
The sunken road we were occupying led towards the 
red-brick, modern-looking village of Templeux-le-Guerard. 
A German encampment, quite a large one, containing 
several roomy huts newly built and well fitted up, stood 
outside the eastern edge of the village. The colonel had 
just pointed out that any amount of material for the 
impro'ement of our tIeadquarters was to be had for the 
fetching, and I had despatched the wheeler and a party 
of servants and signallers to the German encampment 
when the telephone bell rang. 
It was the brigade-major again. "We're doing 
nother attack," he said cheerfully, "to finish the work 
started last evening .... I want you to open on line 
F 10 c 2.0 to F 16 b 0.8 .... Dwell there till 11.20. 
• . . Then creep 1100 yards in a north-esterly direc- 



260 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

tion--100 yards each four minutes--to F 11 a 4.0 to 
F 11 d 2.5 .... Dwell twenty minutes .... Then 
creep 100 yards each four minutes to F 11 b 1.3 to 
F 11 d 8.7 .... 4'5 hows. on Sart Farm .... 
Open ai tapid tate on start-line for first four minutes. 
• . . Then go to Normal Rate for the creep, and Slow 
on final protective barrage .... Is that clear ? . . . 
Right ! . . . Good-bye." 
I had repeated the map co-ordinates as the brigade- 
major gave them, and had written them down; and the 
colonel, coming in to the mess, followed the telephone 
conversation on his map. I handed him my note:book, 
and for rive minutes he worked in his rapid silent way, 
with his ivory pocket-rule and scale for measuring map 
co-ordinates. Then he told the telephonist on duty to 
get him each battery in turn; and the Irigade was soon 
a stage nearer in its preparations for supporting the 
Infantry brigade selected to make the attack. 
Ten minutes later the brigade-major again rang up to 
say that the how. battery was required to tire smoke- 
shells on certain points. 
Before the fight began the colonel ruade a tour of the 
batteries. The party sent to the German camp returned 
with forms and tables, and plenty of corrugated iron and 
boards; and it was while I was detailing a party of 
them to dig a sleeping-place for the colonel farther into 
the bank that a group of officers, headed by a red-tabbed 
staff captain, came along. Even if I had not recognised 
him from his portraits--or because two winters before 
the war he and I stayed in the saine hotel at lice-- 
there was no doubt as to his identity, lame and title 
appeared written in indelible pencil on his box-respirator. 
tIe told me he was looking for a headquarters for his 
brigade, and he had heard that the sunken road was a 



"ERIEST" IS LOST 261 

likely spot. "I don't know how long we shall be here," 
I replied, "but we intend to carry out as many improve- 
ments as possible. It will be a decent place to take over 
when we leave." And I indicated the digging party. 
"Ernest," as usual, was extremely affable, and received 
any amount of petting and patting from the visiting 
of Scers. Just as they departed the assistant brigade 
clerk came to me with a batch of men's leave warrants. 
1 went into the mess, and was occupied signing the 
warrants and other documents for ten minutes or so. 
When I came out there was no sign of "Ernest." Ten 
minutes later the attack started and the air was fluttered 
with the swish and scream of shells. 
An hour passed. The colonel returned. ¥e lunched. 
Afterwards the colonel removed his jacket, did a bit of 
sawing, and directed the wheeler and hs party in the 
task of boarding-in our gun-pit mess, so as to leave if no 
longer exposed to wind and tain on two sides, ttubbard, 
who was proud of his strength, climbed on top and 
pulled and shifted the three six-inch girders to more 
suitable positions. I took a turn with pick and shovel 
in the improvement of the colonel's dug-out. The dog 
had not corne back. One of the orderlies thought he 
had seen him running along with the officers who had 
called before lunch. 
About half-past three the brigade-major called for our 
18-pounders to drive off another toche wave with a 
half-hour's shower of shrapnel; he also wanted our how. 
battery to devote itself to Sart Farm and ttolland Post, 
which forward observers reported to be little strongholds 
of enemy trench-mortars and nachine-guns. Still no 
sign of "Ernest." The mess-cart arrived at rive o'clock, 
and as a last resource I scribbled a note to the doctor, 
who was as fond of the dog as any of us, describing the 



262 PUSHED, AND TItE RETURN PUSIt 

titled staff captain, and urging him to scour the country- 
side until he struck a trail that would lead to "Ernest's" 
recovery. 
At 7.30 f.M. an S.O.S. call, telephoned by Drysdale, 
who was doing liaison with the --th Infantry Brigade, 
showed how desperately the Boche was contesting the 
occupation of the strong points on this portion of the 
front, although a Corps Intelligence Summary, delivered 
about the saine rime, told us that 60 ofiïcers and 2315 
other ranks, wounded and unwounded, had passed through 
the Corps prisoners of war cages since 6 ... the day 
before, and that the strength of the average Hun infantry 
company had been reduced to 60 rifles. 
As the colonel, Hubbard, and myself sat down to 
dinner, the following message was handed to me :-- 
" Wire has been laid out to O.P. at F 16 c 42 by 
B and C Batteries. The contours on the small 
paper 1/20.000 map are not correct in this 
neighbourhood. New zero line was registered 
on Tombois Farm." 

"Yes, l've already warned the batteries that the 
special m aps are hot reliable," commented the colonel. 
The end of the day found our infantry in possession 
of most of the strong points they had striven to seize, 
but at a heavy cost. And all through the night our 
batteries poured forth tierce deadly tire to harass and 
nullify Hun efforts to loosen our grip. 
It was the same sort of warfare next day. The 
fighting was carried out yard by yard. There was a 
certain post, Doleful Post, very valuable to the Boche 
because it dominated the ilnmediate neighbourhood. It 
was our batteries' business to make it hellishly uncom- 
fortable for him. At 10 ..M. the colonel, after a talk 



"ERNEST" IS LOST 263 

with Division, ordered the Brigade te bring harassing tire 
te bear during the next twenty-four hours upon Doleful 
Post and the valley running north-east from it. The 
three 18-pdr. batteries were te work in two-hour shifts, 
firing 50 rounds an heur; the 4"5 how. battery was te 
tire 15 rounds per heur continuously. Next day the 
infantry were te storm the post, and thus secure a 
jumping-off spot for another forward leap. 
With a more or less settled programme laid down-- 
for twenty-four hours at any rate--the colonel, Hubbard, 
and I devoted seine thought te the building of our head- 
quarters. "It looks as if we were in for a spell of 
trench warfare without the protection we were ac- 
customed te in trench-warfare days," observed the 
colonel. "There are no mined dug-outs te hide in." 
The cook, a Scottish miner, had con trived a kind of 
two-storied habitation in his little stretch of the 
bank; and he and Manning and my servant felt them- 
selves moderately sale. The colonel's home--heavy 
"elephant " roof and wooden walls stuffed well into 
the bank--being complete, the wheeler, the servants, 
l=[ubbard, and myself put backs and forearms into the 
task of fashioning a similar shelter for tIubbard and 
me. I, of course, could net stray far from the tele- 
phone. The staff captain wanted te talk about new 
ammunition dumps and gun-repairing workshops. Major 
Bullivant inquired whether he couldn't be selected for 
he next gunnery course at Shoeburyness. Major Veasey 
thought if rime another captain relieved Drysdale as 
liaison otficer with the-Infantry Brigade. And all the 
rime there were routine papers and returns te be looked 
through and signed. 
" There's something that will de for the September 
War Diary," said the colonel, putting in front of me 



264 PUSHED, AlgD THE RETURlg PUSH 

a letter sent to him by the brigadier- general com- 
manding one of out Infantry brigades. It ran :d 
"I ara anxious that you and your officers and 
men should know how grateful I and my battalion 
commanders are to you for the excellent barrage 
you gave us yesterday morning (Sel,t. 18) under 
such very ditticult circumstances. They all realise 
that with the noving of batteries, getting up the 
ammunition, and the frequent barrages you are 
called upon to provide, besides the harassing and 
the normal shooting, a very great strain is placed 
on your Brigade. And the success we had yester- 
day was ]argely ruade possible by the splendid 
work of your people." 

About eleven o'clock the doctor, who had ridden from 
the waggon line, came in gaily singing " Hail! hail! the 
CI" » { 
ang s all here," to a tune from the l'irates of Penzance." 
"l've located 'Ernest,' " he shouted triumphantly when 
he saw me. 
" Splendid," I answered, smiling in return. " Have 
you got him at the waggon line ?" 
"No; Isawhim asI wascoming up here. Hewas 
trotting along with a captain who was going towards that 
village with the factory, over there." 
"Was he a staff captain, with a Military Cross and 
another ribbon ?" I asked.. . "Didn't you tell him it 
was our dog ?" 
" That's so. I told him that, and ':Ernest' came and 
jumped around when he saw me; but the captain said 
it couldn't be out dog, because a brigadier-general's naine 
was on the collar, and he wasn't going to let him go ; his 
colonel wanted him. Besides," added the doctor plain- 
tively, "' Ernest' wouldn't follow me." 



"ERNEST" IS LeST 265 

"I-Iis colonel !" I repeated, puzzled. "Didn't he say 
'his General' A staff captain is on a brigadier- 
general's staff.... His colonel? .. Are you sure 
he was a staff captain? Was he wearing red ?" 
"I didn't see any red," replied the doctor. "He was 
walking behind a wa.gon that had a pile of wood and 
iron on it. It looked as if they were moving." 
My face fell. " Did you notice his regiment ? Was 
he a unner or an infa,,tryman, or what?" I asked 
quickly. 
" Well, I «.an't say that I did. I don't know all your 
re2lmetl ts. 
The colonel joined us. "Laneridge has brought my 
mare up," he remarked pleasantly. "You'd like a litt]e 
exercise, perhaps. When the doctor has finished bis 
sick parade you take my mare and see if the dog 
can be found." 
The doctor and I rode across country, and scoured 
the village he had pointed te, but there was no trace 
of "Ernest." We spoke te a couple of military police- 
men, told them all about out loss, saw that they in- 
scribed particulars in their note-books, and then con- 
tinued out inquiries among seine heavy gunners, who 
had pulled into a garden near the sugar factory. I 
even narrated the story te an Irish A.P.M., who was 
standing in the street conversing with a motoring staff 
officer. "l've been in this village fully an heur and 
haven't seen a dog such as you describe," said the 
A.P.M. "And I'm sure I sould have noticed him. 
• . . I'm fond of dogs, and I notice them all. . . l'll 
help you any way I can.. Give me full particulars, 
and l'll pass them round te my police." 
He lisened while I tried te obtain further clues frein 
the doctor au te the branch of the service te which the 



266 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

captain, seen that morning with "Ernest," belonged. 
The doctor, his cap tilted backwards, a long dark cigar 
protruding at an angle of 45 degrees from the corner of 
his mouth, did his best, but it was no good. " I'm sorry 
mi don't know your regiments well enough," he said at 
last. 
° It was at this point that the doctor's groom--in the 
building trade before the war--entered into the conver- 
sation. He had heard everything that had been said 
since the quest began, but this was the first remark 
he had ruade. 
"The officer the medical ofiïcer spoke to this morning, 
sir, was in the Pioneers," he said to me. 
"Why didn't you tell us that before ?" asked the 
doctor impatiently. 
" Sorry, sir, you didn't ask me," was the toneless 
reply. 
The doctor looked unutterable things, and the lighted 
end of his cigar described three or four irregular circles. 
"Gosh !" he pronounced briskly. "We gotta put more 
pep into looking for this dog, or the war'll end before we 
find him." 
A high-velocity shell bursting on the near side of 
the factory helped to decide us. The A.P.M. said that 
a party of the Pioneers had marched down the street 
hall an hour ago. The doctor and I bade him good- 
bye, went through the village, and were directed to 
a lane alongside a rilway embankment. In one 
among a row of wooden huts, where the Headquarters 
of the reserve infantry brigade were quartered, we 
round the colone of the Pioneers finishing lunch. He 
and our colonel were old friends, and immediately I 
explained the object of my visit he became sympa- 
thetic. " ](es," he laughed, "we have your dog--at 



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least our A Company have him. I believe they 
found him wandering on the other side of the valley. 
... Stop and have some hmch, and l'll scnd for 
alto. 
" No, thank you, sir .... I shall hve to be getting 
back." 
A subaltern went off to fetch the dog. The doctor 
left to pick up the horses and to return to the waggon 
line. The colonel invited me to have a drink. ut 
there was disappointment when the subaltern returned. 
" I'm afraid the dog bas gone again, sirabout half an 
hour ago." 
"Really !" said the colonel. 
"Yes, sir; he was in A Company's mess whea two 
Gunner ofiïcers passed, and lin went after them." 
" He knows your badge, at any rate," remarked the 
colonel to me with twinkling eyes. "Fro sorry you've 
had your journey for nothing. But we'll kee a look-out 
and send him back if he returns to us." 
" I'm going to have another search round the village 
before I go back, sir," I responded determinedly. "We're 
getting warmer." 
Turning from the lane into the road that led into the 
village, I noticed a groom who had been waiting with his 
two horses since the first rime I passed the spot. At 
first he thought he hadn't seen  dog that looked like 
a cross between an Airedale and a Belgian sheep-dog. 
Then he fancied he had. Yes, he believed it had passed 
that way with an R.A.M.C. major. " But those men near 
that ambulance car will tell you, sir. They were play- 
ing with the dog I saw, about half an hour ago." 
Yes, I was really on the trafl now. "That's right, 
sir," remarked the R.A.M.C. sergeant when he had helped 
two walking wounded into the ambulance car "I 



68 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

remember the dog, and saw the naine on the collar .... 
He followed our major about twenty minutes ago. He's 
gone across that valley to Brigade Headquarters... I 
don't think he'll be long." 
"What's it like up there ?" asked one of the ambu- 
lance men of a slight, fagged-looking lance-corporal of the 
Fusiliers, who had been hit in the shoulder. 
"Hot!" replied the Fusilier. " One dropped near 
Battalion Headquarters and killed our sergeant .... 
I tSink there are rive more of our lot coming along." 
There were two more places to be fi]led before tbe 
ambulance car moved off: Anot|mr Fusilier, wounded 
in the knee, hobbled p, assisted by two men of the 
saine regiment, one of them with his head bandaged, 
"Hullo, Jim !" called the lance-corporal from the 
ambulance. " I wondered if you'd corne along too, Did 
you see Tom ?" 
":No," responded the man hit in the ankle. 
The ambulance moved off. An empty one took its 
place. It was a quarter to two, but I was resolved to 
wait now until the R.A.M.C. major returned. Three 
shells came over and dropped near the railway. More 
walking wounded filled places in the ambulance. 
The major, with "Ernest" at his heels, came back at 
a quarter-past two. " Ernest" certainly knew me again. 
He leapt up and licked my hand, and looked up while 
the major listened to my story. "Well, I should have 
kept him--or tried to do so," he said. "He's a taking 
little fellow, and l've always had a dog until a few weeks 
ago .... But" with a pleasant smile " I think 
you've earned your right to him .... l've never seen 
a dog so excited by shells .... Well, good-bye!" 
He walked away, and "Ernest" started after him, 
I tood still in the centre of the road. The dog turned 



"ERbEST" IS LeST 269 

his head as if te see whether I meant te follow. Then 
he came back, and quietly lay down at my feet. 
We had a joyous walk home. There were shells te 
scamper after, wire te scramble through, old trenches te 
explore. The return of "Ernest" brought a deep content 
te our mess. 

Sept. 21 : The attack which started at 5.40 ,¢.M. was 
carried out by two of out Divisional Infantry brigades; 
a brigade of another Division attacked simultaneously. 
The object was te close with the main enemy positions 
in the Hindenburg Line. Tanks were put in te break 
down the opposition--sure te be met by the brigades on 
the left and right; and every officer in the Division 
knew that if the final objectives could be held the Boche 
would be compelled te withdraw large forces te the far 
side of the canal. The attack was planned with extra- 
ordinary attention te detail. Battalions were ordered 
net te attempt te push on beyond the final objective; 
trep, ch mortars were te be moved up te cover the con- 
solidation of the final positions; the reconnaissance work 
had been specially thorough. Our batteries had horses 
and limbers in readiness for a quick rushing up of the 
guns. 
The earlier part of the operation went well enough, 
but by 8 ,¢.. we knew that out two Infantry brigades 
were having te go ail out. The Boche machine-gunners 
were firing with exemplary coolness and precision. At 
8.30 the brigade-major telephoned that every gun we 
possessed must tire bursts on certain hostile battery 
positions. The colonel and I didn't leave the mess that 
morning; the telephone was rarely out of use. At half- 
past ten Iajor Bartlett, who had gone forward te an 
infantry post te see what was happening, got a message 



270 IUSHED, AND THE RETURN IUSH 

back to say that, harassed by heavy machine-gun and 
rifle tire, out infantry were coming boek. Aeroplane 
calls for artillery tire on hostile batteries were twice 
responded to by our batteries. Drysdale, doing liaison 
with the tord Infantry trigade, reported that two bat- 
talions had had severe losses. A buff slip from the 
Casualty Clearing Station informed us tha the lead 
driver of our brigade telephone cart had died in hospital 
overnight: he had been hit just after leaving the Head- 
quarters position the previous evening, and was the 
second tIeadquarters driver to be killed since Sept. 1. 
The only relief during a morning of excitenent and 
some gloom was the arrival of three big cigars, sent by 
the doctor for the colonel, Hubbard, and myself. As the 
colonel didn't smoke cigars, the only solution was for 
Hubbard and myself to toss for the remaining one. 
Hubbard won. 
At one o'clock it became clear that our infantry could 
not hope to do more than consolidate upon their first 
objective. There was no prospect of the batteries 
noving forward, ancl at 1.30 the colonel told me to send 
out this message to all batteries-- 
"Gun limbers and firing battery waggons need 
hot be kept within 20 0 0 yards of gun positions 
any longer to-day." 

Mjor Veasey called on us at tea-time, and the talk 
ran on the possibilities of the next few days' fighting. 
"The toche seems bent on holding out here as long as 
he can," said the major. "I think he's fighting a rear- 
guard action on a veT big scale," said the colonel 
thoughtfully. "Our air reports indicate much movement 
in his back areas .... And most of his artillery tire is 
from long range now." 



"ERNEST" IS LOST 271 

"Let's hope it continues in that way," went on the 
major, filling his pipe. " If only he'd stop his beastly 
gas shells it wouldn't be so bad. It's not clean war. 
I'd vote willingly for an armistice on gas shells." 
"Are you improving your accommodation at the 
battery ?" asked the colonel. "We're likely to be hem 
a few days, and we must make as much protection as 
we tan." 
"We've got quite a decent dug-out in the bank to 
sleep in," answered Major Veasey, getting up to go, "but 
our mess is rather in the open--under a tarpaulin. 
However, it's quite a pleasant mess. Bullivant and 
Simpson came to dine last night, and we played bridge 
till eleven." 
I had sent out the S.O.S. lines to batteries, and we 
had sat down to dinner a little earlier than usual, owing 
to the desirability of showing as little light as possible, 
when the telephone bell rang. I put the receiver to 
my ear. 
A strong decided voice spoke. "Is that the adjutant, 
sir? . . . l'm Sergeant of D Battery, sir .... 
Major Veasey has been badly wounded." 
"Major Veasey wounded," I repeated, and the colonel 
and Hubbard put down knives and forks and listened. 
"Yes, sir, . . a gas shell came into the mess. Mr 
Kelly and Mr Wood have been wounded as well... 
We've got them away to the hospital, sir .... Mr Kelly 
got it in the face, sir... I'm afraid he's blinded." 
"How was Major Veasey wounded ?" 
"In the arm and foot, sir.. . Mr Wood was hot 
so bad." 
"There's no other ofiicer at D Battery, sir," I said to 
the colonel, who was already turning up the list of 
oflïcers in his note-book. 



272 PUSttED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

"Tell him that the senior sergeant will take command 
until an officer arrives," replied the colonel promptly, 
"and then get on to Drysdale at the infantry, l'll speak 
fo him. . I don't like the idea of Veasey being 
wounded by a gas shell," he added quickly. Depression 
descended upon all three of us. 
The colonel told Captain Drysdale to inform the 
Infantry brigadier what had happened, and to obtain his 
immediate permission to go to the battery, about half a 
toile away. "You've got a subaltern at the waggon line. 
• Get him ui," advised the colonel, "the sergeant- 
major can carry on there .... Tell the General that 
anothcr officer will arrive as soon as possible to do 
liaison." 
The colonel looked again at his note-book. "We're 
frightfully down in officers," he said at last. " l'll ask 
Colonel m__ of the--rd if he can spare some one fo 
take on to-night." 
"I hope Yeasey and Kelly are not badly wounded," 
he said later, lighting a cigarette. "And I'm glad it 
didn't corne last night, when there were three battery 
commanders at the bridge party. That would have 
been catastrophe." 
That night the 13oche rained gas shells all round our 
quarters in the sunken road. I-Iubbard and myself and 
"Ernest" were hot allowed much sleep in our right 
little, tight little hut. One shell dropped within twenty 
yards of us; thrice fairly heavy shell splinters played 
an unnerving tattoo upon our thick iron roof; once 
we were forced to wear our box-respirators for hall 
an hour. 
At 11.30 P.. the colonel telephoned from his hut to 
ours to tell me that new orders had corne in from the 



"ERNEST " IS LOST 273 

brigade-major. "We are putting down a barrage from 
midnight till 12.15 . M.," he said. "¥ou needn't worry. 
l've sent out orders to the batteries .... Out inïantry 
are making an assault at 12.15 on Doleful Post. It 
ought fo sartle the Hum He won't expect anything ai 
that hour." 

S 



XVI. THE DECISIVE DAYS 

SEPT. 22: If was as the colonel expected. The Boche 
took our hurricane bombardment from midnight to 12.15 
A.M. to be an unusually intense burst of night-firing; 
and when our guns "lifted" some six hundred yards, our 
infantry swept forward, and in a few minutes captured 
two posts over which many lires had been unavailingly 
expended during the two preceding days. Sixty pris- 
oners also were added to their bag. 
But the enemy was only surprised--not done with. 
This was ground that had been a leaping-off place for 
his mighty rush in March 1918. Close behind lay 
country hat had hot been trod by Allid troops since 
the 1914 invasion, tIe counter-attacked fiercely, and 
at 5.10 A.M. a signaller roused me with the message. 
"Out attack succeeded in capturing Duncan and 
Doleful Posts, but failed on the rest of the front. 
S.O.S. line will be brought back to the line it was on 
after 12 midnight. Bursts of harassing tire will be put 
down on the S.O.S. lines and on approaches in rear from 
now onwards. About three bursts per hour. Heavy 
artillery is asked to conform." 
I telephoned to the batteries to alter their S.O.S. 
lines, and told the colonel what had been done. Thon I 
ought sleep again. 
After breakfast the brigade-major telelohoned that the 



THE DECISIY DAYS 275 

Division immediately north of us was about to attempt 
the capture of a strong point that had become a wasps' 
nest of machine-gunuers. "We have to hold Duncan 
Post and Doleful Post at all costs," he «dded. All 
through the morning messages from Division artillery 
and from the liaison officer told the saine talc: tierce 
sallies and desperate counter-attacks between small 
parties of the opposing infantry, who in places held 
trench slits and rough earthworks within a mashie shot 
of each other. About noon the Gcrmans loosed off a 
terrible burst of tire on a 500-yards' front. "Every Boche 
gun for toiles round seemed to be pulverising that awful 
bit," " 13uller," who had gone forward fo observe, told me 
afterwards. "My two telephonists hid bchind a brick 
wall that received two direct hits, and I lay for a quarter 
of an hour in a shell-hole without daring to move. Then 
half  dozen of their aeroplnes came over in close for- 
mation and tried to find our infantry with their machine- 
guns. . . I got the wind up properly." Our batteries 
nswered three S.O.S. calls between 10 A.M. and 1 o'clock; 
and, simultaneously with a news message from Division 
stating that British cavah'y hd reched qazareth and 
crossed the Jordan, that 18,000 prisoners and 160 guns 
had been captured, and that Liman von Sanders had 
escaped by the skin of his teeth, came  report from 
young Beale that Germans could be seen massing for a 
big effort. 
I passed this information to the brigade-major, and 
our guns, and the heavies behind them, fired harder than 
ever. Then for an hour until 3 o'clock we got a respire. 
A couple of pioneers, lent to us by the colonel, who had 
shown himself so sympathetic in the marrer of the lost 
dog, worked stolidly with plane and saw and foot-rule, 
improving our gun-pit mess by more expert crpentering 



276 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

than we could hope to possess. The colonel tore the 
wrapper of the latest copy of an automobile journal, 
posted to bim weekly, and devoted himself to an article 
on spring-loaded starters. I read a type-written docu- 
ment from the staff captain that related to the collection 
« as opportunity offers," of two field guns captured from 
the enemy two days before. 
But at 3.35 the situation became electric again. The 
clear high-pitched voice of young Beale sounded over 
the line that by a miracle had not yet been smashed by 
shell-fire. " Germans in large numbers are coming over 
the ridge south of Tombois 'arm," he said. 
I got through to the brigade-major, and he instructed 
me to order our guns to search back 1000 yards from 
that portion of our front. 
« Don't tell the batteries to ' search back,'" broke in 
the colonel, who had heard me telephoning. " It's a 
confusing expression. Tell them to 'search east,' or 
'north-east' in this case." 
By a quarter to four the telephone wires were buzzing 
feverishly. More S.O.S. rockets had gone up. The 
enemy had launched a very heavy connter-attack. Our 
over-worked gunners left their tea, and tons of metal 
screamed through the air. Within an hour Drysdale 
sent us most inspiring news. 
"The infantry are awfully pleased with our S.O.S. 
b OE ' 
arraoe, he said briskly. As a matter of fact, that 
burst you ordered at 3.40 was more useful still, 
caught the Germans as they came out to attack .... 
They were stopped about 150 yards from our line .... 
They had to go back through our barrage .... It was 
a great sight .... The dead can be seen in heaps .... 
Over twenty Boche ran through our barrage and gave 
themselves up." 



THE DECISIVE DAYS 277 

Drysdale had more good news for us twenty minutes 
later. Two companies of a battalion hot attacked--they 
were to the right bf the place to which the enemy 
advanced--saw what was happen]ng, dashed forward 
along a winding communication trench, and seized a 
position that hitherto they had found impregnable. They 
got a hundred l,risoners out of the affair. 
Two more S.O.S. calls went up before dinner-time, 
but a day of tremendous heavy fighting ended with our 
men in glorious possession of some of the hardest-won 
ground in the history of the Division. 
"If we can hold on where we are until really fresh 
troops relieve us we shall be over the ttindenburg Line 
in three days," said the colonel happily, as he selected 
targets for the night-firing programme. 
tte had written " From receipt of this message S.O.S. 
lines will be as follows--" when he stopped. " Can't 
we shorten this preliminary verbiage ?" he asked quizzi- 
cally. "Castle ruade this opening phrase a sort of 
tradition when he was adjutant." 
"What about 'Henceforth S.O.S. lines will be'?" I 
replied, tilting my wooden stool backwards. 
"That will dol" said the colonel. 
And "henceforth " it became after that. 
For two more days we carried on this most tiring of 
all kinds of fighting : for the infantry, hourly scraps with 
a watchful plucky foe; for the gunners, perpetual readi- 
ness to tire protective bursts shou]d the enemy suddenly 
seek to shake our grip on this most fateful stretch of 
front; in addition to day and night programmes of 
"crashes" that allowed the gun detachments no rest, 
and at the same time demanded unceasing care in 
" laying" and loading and firing the guns. And with 
the opposing infantry so close to each other, and the 



278 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

front line changing backwards and forwards from hour 
to hour, absolute accuracy was never more necessary. 
The Brigade had had no proper test since the early days 
of August. The lnen had been given no opportunîty for 
baths or change of clothing. Out casualties had not 
been heavy, but they were draining us steadily, and 
reinforcements stepped into this strenuous hectic fighting 
with no chance of the training and testing under actual 
war conditions that make a period of quiet warfare so 
valuable. And yet it was this prtion of "the fifty 
days," this exhausting, remorseless, unyielding struggling 
that really led to the Boche's final downfall. It forced 
him to abandon the Hindenburg Line--the beginning of 
the very end. 
I was going to write that it was astonishing how 
uncomplainingly, how placidly each one of us went on 
with his ordinary routine duties during this rime. But, 
after all, it wasn't astonishing. The moments were too 
occupied for weariness of soul; our minds rioted with 
the thought, "He's getting done! Let's get on with 
it! Let's finish him." And if at rimes one reflected 
on the barrenness, the wastefulness of war, there still 
remained the satisfying of the instinct to do one:s work 
well. The pioneers had done their very best, and ruade 
quite a house of our mess, even finding glass to put in 
the windows. I don't know that the old wheeler under- 
stood me when I emphasised this thoroughness of the 
pioneers by adding, "You see, we British always build 
for posterity "; but before we went away he began to 
take a pride in keeping those windows clean. 
On Sept. 25 we heard without much pleasure that 
we had corne under another Divisional Artillery, and 
wero to retire to out waggon lines by nightfall. "I'd 
rather stay here a few days longer and then go out 



THE DECISIVE DAYS 279 

for a proper rest," said the colonel, taking appreci- 
aive stock of the habitations that had arisen since 
our occupation. "I'm afraid this order means a shift 
to another part of the line." And if was so. Our 
Brigade was to side-step north, and the colonel and 
the battery commanders went off after lunch to re- 
connoitre positions. An Australian Field Artillery 
brigade came to " take-over" from us, and I yarned 
with their colonel and adjutant and intelligence officer 
while waiting for our colonel to return. I told them 
that it was ages since I had seen a ' Sydney Bulletin.' 
"I used to get mine regularly," said their adjutant, 
"but it hasn't corne for ten weeks now. I expect some 
skrim-shanker at the post-office or at the base is pinching 
it .... I'm going to tell my people to wrap it up in the 
'War Cry' before posting it. I know one chap who'a 
had that done for over a year. :No one thinks of pinch- 
ing it then." 
One of the Australian batteries was late getting in, 
and it was half-past seven before the colonel and I, 
waiting for the relief to be complete, got away. The 
Boche guns had been quiet all the afternoon. But-- 
how often it happens when one bas bcen delayed !m 
shells fell about the track we intended to take when 
we mounted our horses, and we had to side-track to 
be out of danger. When we arrived at Headquarters 
waggon lines it was too late to dine in daylight; and 
as Hun bombers were on the war-path, our dinner was 
a blind-man's-buff affair. 
The colonel had been told that we should be required 
to fight a battle at our new positions on the 27th, and 
already the batteries had commenced to take up am- 
munition. :But whenm the Hun aeroplanes having 
passed by and candles being permissible in out tents 



280 PUSHED, AND THE RETURlX7 PUStt 

--the brigade clerk produced an order requiring us te 
have two guns per battery in action that very night, I 
considered joylessly the prospect of a long move in the 
dark. 
" They expect us te move up to-night, sir," I liold 
the colonel, handing him the order brought by a motor- 
cyclist despatch-bearer about eight o'clock. 
" Oh!" said the colonel--and the " Oh !" was a chef- 
d'oeuvre of irony. 
Then he wrote a masterly little note, perfect in its 
correctness, and yet instinct with the power and know- 
ledge of a commander who had a mind of his own. He 
wrote as follows, and told me te hand the message te the 
returning despatch-rider :-- 
"Ref. your B.M. 85 dated 25th Sept., I regret 
that I shall net be able te move one section per 
battery into action to-night. 
" I was late in returning frein my reconnaissance 
owing te delay in fixing position for my Brigade 
l:Ieadquarters; did net get the order until eight 
o'clock, and by that time batteries had started 
moving ammunition up te the positions. Ail 
available guides had gone up with the ammuni- 
tion waggons. 
"My batteries will be prepared te tire a barrage 
by dawn on 27th Sept. 
" In confirmation of my telephone conversation 
with B.M. to-day positions selected are as 
follows :--" 

The message closed with the map co-ordinates of the 
positions chosen for our four batteries, and with a request 
for the map location of the Divisional Artillery Head- 
quarters, te which the note was sent. 



THE DECISIVE DAYS 281 

Next day, the 26th, was a day of busy preparation. 
We learned that, for the first time, we should be in 
active co-operation with an American Division. The 
infantry of the British Division we were workig under 
had been told off to protect he left. flank of the American 
Division. The object of the attack was the capture of 
the last dominating strong-posts that guarded a section 
of the Hindenburg Line, immediately north of the section 
for which our own Divisional infantry had battled since 
Sept. 19. The enemy was to be surprised. Our guns, 
when placed in position, had to remain silent until they 
began the barrage on the 27th. That morning, there- 
fore, topographical experts busied themselves ascertain- 
ing exact map locations of the batteries' positions so as 
to ensure accurate slooting by the map. The point was 
emphasised by the colonel, who wrote to all batteries :m 
" Battery Commanders are reminded that as bar- 
rages on morning of 27th will be fired without 
previous registration of guns, 
"THE LINE LAID OUT MUST NOT BE ENTIRELY 
DEPENDEIT ON COMPASS BEARIIG. Check it by 
measuring angles to points which can be identi- 
fied on the map. All ca]culations to be ruade by 
two officers working separately, who will then check 
each other. 
"Every precaution must be taken hot to 
attract the attention of the enemy to batteries 
moving forward into action, lothing to be taken 
up in daylight, except in the event of very bad 
visibility." 

The colonel rode over to see the C.R.A. of the Division 
to whom our Brigade had been loaned. After lunch he 
held a battery comnanders' conference in his tent, and 



282 PUSHED, AND THE RETURIq PUSH 

explained the morrow's barrage scheme. "Ernest," the 
dog, spent a delighted frolicsome hour chasing a :Rugby 
football that some Australians near our waggon lines 
brought out for practice. Hubbard went on to the new 
positions to lay out his telephone lines. I occupied 
mysclf completing returns for the staff captain. 
By rive o'clock I had joined the colonel and Hubbard 
at the new positions. Our only possible mess was a 
roofless gun-pit not far from a road. The colonel and 
ttubbard were covering it with scrap-heap sheets of 
rusty iron, and a tarpaulin that was not sufiïciently 
expansive. Further down the road was a dug-out into 
which two could squeeze. The colonel said Hubbard 
and I had better occupy it. He preferred to sleep in 
the gun-pit, and already had gathered up a few armfuls 
of grasses ad heather to lie upon. Manning and the 
cook had disovered a hole of their own, and the two 
clerks and the orderlies had cramped themselves into 
a tiny bivouac. 
The final fastening-down of the gun-pit roof was en- 
livened by heavy enemy shelling of a battery four hun- 
dred yards north-east of us. Several splinters whistled 
past, and one flying piece of iron, four inches long and an 
inch wide, missed my head by about a foot and buried itself 
in the earthen floor of the mess. "That's the narrowest 
escape you've had for some time," smiled the colonel. 
Ten minutes later the brigade clerk brought me the 
evening's batch of Divisional messages and routine orders. 
This was the first one I glanced at :-- 

"Wire by return naine of war-tired captain or 
subaltern, if any, available for temporary duty for 
administration and training of R.A. malaria con- 
valescents. Yery urgent." 



28 

XVII. WITH THE AMERICAIqS 

SEPT. 27 : Our meetings with the Americans had so far 
been pretty casual. We had seen parties of them in 
June and July, training in the Contay area, north of 
the Albert-Amiens road; and ont day during that period 
I accompanied out colonel and the colonel of out com- 
panion brigade on a motor trip to the coast, and we 
passed some thousands of them hard at work getting fit, 
and training with almost fervid enthusiasm. It used to 
be a joke of mine that ou one occasion my horse shied 
because an Australian private saluted me. :No one 
could make a friendly jest of like kind against the 
American soldiers. When first they arrived in France 
no troops were more punctilious in practising the out- 
ward and visible evidences of discipline. Fit, with the 
perfect fitness of the man from 23 to 28, not a weed 
amongst them, intelligent-looking, splendidly eager fo 
learn, they were much akin in physique and general qua- 
lities to our own immortal "First ]-Iundred Thousand." 
I came across colonels and majors of the :New York and 
Illinois Divisions getting experience in the line with out 
brigadiers and colonels. I have seen U.S. Army :N.C.O.'s 
out in the field receiving instruction from picked :N.C.O.'s 
of out army in the art of shouting orders. Their oflicers 
and men undertook this training with a certain shy 
solemnity that I myself thought very attractive. I am 



284 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

doing no lip-service to a ,, wish is father to the thought" 
sentiment when I say that a manly modesty in respect 
to military achievements characterised all the fighting 
American soldiers that I met. 
They were hot long in tumbling into the humours of 
life at the front. I remember an episode told with much 
enjoyment by a major of the regular U.S. Army, wh5 
sl)ent a liaison fortnight wih our Division. 
There is a word that appears at least once a day on 
o,'ders sent out from the "Q" or administrative branch 
of the British Army. It is the word "l%turn ": "Re- 
turn of Personnel," "Casualty leturns," "Ammunition 
leturns," &c., all to do with the compilation of reports. 
The American Division to which the major belonged had 
been included among the units of a British Corps. When, 
in course of time, the Division was transferred elsewhere 
Corps Q branch wired, "leturn wanted of all tents and 
trench shelters in your possession." hYext day the 
American Division received a second message: "Re my 
0546/8023, hasten return of tents and trench shelters." 
The day following the Corps people were startled by 
the steady arrival of scores of tents and trench shelters.- 
The wires hummed furiously, and the Corps staff captain 
shouted his hardest, explaining over a long-distance tele- 
phone that "Hasten return" did not mean " Send back 
as quickly as possible." 
"And we thought we had got a proper move on send- 
ing back those tents," concluded the Americn major 
who told me the story. 
And now we were in action with these virile ardent 
fellows. Two of their Divisions took part in the great 
battle which at 5.30 A.M. opened on a 35-toile front--ten 
days of bloody victorious fighting, by which three armies 
shattered the last and strongest of the enemy's fully- 



WITH THE AMERICANS 285 

prepared positions, and struck a vital blow af his main 
communications. 
The first news on Sept. 27th was of the best. On 
our part of the front the Americans had swept forward, 
seized the two ruined farms that were their earliest 
objectives, and surged to the top of a knoll that had 
formed a superb point of vantage for the Boche ob- 
servers. By 7.30 A.M. the Brigade was told to warn 
F.O.O.'s that our bombers would throw red flares outside 
the trenches along which they were advancing to indieate 
their position. 
But again there was to be no walk-over. The Boehe 
counter-attack was delivered on the Americans' left 
flank. We were ordered to tire a two-hours' bombard- 
ment upon certain points towards whieh the enemy was 
pouring his troops; and the colonel told me to instruet 
our two F.O.O.'s to keep a prtieular look-out for hostile 
movement. 
By 11 A.M. Division issued instructions for ai1 gun 
dmnps to be ruade up that night to 500 rounds per 
gun. "Stiff fighting ahead," eommented the colonel. 
At three o'clock Dulnble, who was commanding A 
Battery, Major Bullivant having gone on leave, reported 
that the Americans were withdrawing from the knoll to 
trenches four hundred yards in rear, where they were 
reorganising their position. 
That settled the fighting for the day, although there 
was speedy indication of the Boche's continued liveli- 
ness- a plane came over, and by a daring manœuvre set 
tire to three of our "sausage" balloons, the observers 
having to tumble out with their parachutes. Ail this 
rime I had remained glued to the telephone for the 
receipt of news and the passing of orders. There was 
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our headquarters, ttubbard, who prided himself on his 
biceps, had engaged in a brisk discussion with the officers 
of a near-by Artillery brigade headquarters regarding 
the dug-out that he and myself and "Ernest" had 
occupied the night before. Originally it had been 
arranged that we should share quarters with them, dug- 
ours in a neighbouring bank having been allotted for 
their overflow of signallers. But at the last moment 
an Infantry brigade headquarters had "commandeered " 
part of their accommodation, and they gave up the dug- 
out that Hubbard and I had slept in, with the intimation 
that they would want it on the morrow. As Hubbard 
had discovered that they were in possession of four good 
dug-outs on the opposite side of the road, he said we 
ought to be allowed to retain our solitary one. But 
no! they stuck to their rights, and during the morning's 
battle a stream of protesting otficers came to interview 
Hubbard. Their orderly otficer was suave but anxious; 
their signalling olïicer admitted the previous arrange- 
ment to share quarters; Hubbard remained firm, and 
said that if the Infantry brigade had upset their arrange- 
ments, they themselves had upset ours. I was too busy 
to enter at length into the argument, but I agreed to 
send a waggon and horses to fetch material if they chose 
to build a new place. When their adjutant came over 
and began to use sarcasm, I referred the matter to our 
colonel, who decided, "Their Division has sent us here. 
The dug-out is in our area. There is no other accom- 
modation. We shall keep it." 
"Will you come over and see our colonel, sir ?" asked 
the adjutant persuasively. 
"Certainly not," replied the colonel with some 
asperity. 
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lient Irish doctor, who said that the dug-out had been 
prepared for them. Hubbard conveyed our colonel's 
decision, and ten minutes later his servant brought 
news tlat the doctor's servant had been into the dug- 
out and replaced our kit by the doctor's. 
Hubbard, smiling happily, slipped out of our gun-pit 
mess, and the next item of news from this bit of front 
informed me that our valises had been replaced and the 
doctor's kit put outside. Hubbard told me he had in- 
formed the doctor and the gas officer that, our colonel 
having made his decision, he was prepared to repeat the 
performance every time they invaded the dug-out. "And 
I was ready to throw them after their kit if necessary," 
he addcd, expanding his chest. 
The upshot of it all was that our horses fetched fresh 
material, and we helped to find the doctor and the gas 
officer a home. 
The battle continued next day, our infantry nibbling 
their way into the Boche defences and allowing him no 
rest. The artillery work was not so strenuous as on the 
previous day, and Hubbard and I decided to dig a dug- 
out for the colonel. It was bonny exercise for me. "I 
think every adjutant ought to have a pit to dig 
adjutants get too little exercise," I told the colonel. 
After which Hubbard, crouching with his pick, offered 
practical tuition in the science of underpinning. We 
sweated hard and enjoyed our lunch. Judd and young 
Beale reported back from leave, and Beale caused a 
sensation by confessing that he had got married. A 
Corps wire informed every unit that Lance-Corporal 
Kleinberg-Hermann, "5 ft. 8, fair hair, eyes blue, scar 
above nose, one flse tooth n front, dressed German 
uniform," and Meyer Hans, " 6 ft., fait hair, brown eyes, 
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fluently, dressed German uniform," had escaped from a 
prisoners of war camp. The mail brought a letter 
from which the colonel learnt that a long-rime friend, 
a lieut.-colonel in the Garrison Artillery, had been killed. 
]te had lunched with us one day in June, a briht-eyed, 
grizzled veteran, with a whimsical humour. India had 
ruade him look older than his years. "They found his 
body in No Man's Land," said the colonel softly. "They 
couldn't get toit for two days." 
A half-past nine that night we learned that our own 
Divisional infantry were coming up in front of us again. 
There was to be another big attack, to complete the work 
begun by the Americans, and at zero hour we should 
pass under the command of our Divisional artillery. At 
four in the morning the telephone near my pillow woke 
me up, and Major Bartlett reported that the Boche had 
started a barrage. "I don't think he suspects anything," 
said the major. "It's only ordinary counter-preparation." 
In any case it didn't affect our attack, which started 
with splendid zest. The Boche plunked a few gas 
shells near us; but by 9.15 the brigade-major told me 
that the Americans and our own infantry had advanced 
a thousand yards and were on their first objective. " I 
smell victory to-day," said the colonel, looking at his 
map. By half-past ten Major Bartlett's battery had 
moved forward two thousand yards, and the major had 
joined a battalion commander so as to keep pace with 
the onward rush of the infantry. 
Good news tumbled in. At 10.5 0 the intelligence 
otficer of our companion Artillery brigade rang up to 
tell me that their liaison officer had seen our troops 
entering the southern end of a well-known village that 
lay along the canal. 
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"and tell them to stop their bursts of tire, otherwise 
they will be firing on our own people. Tell our liaison 
officer with the --th Infantry Brigade that we are no 
longer firing on the village. . . And increase the how. 
battery's range by 1000 yards." 
Five minutes later the brigade-major let us know that 
the Corps on our left had cleared a vastly important 
ridge, but their most northerly Division was held up by 
machine-gun tire. When the situation was eased they 
would advance upon the canal. Our D Battery was now 
firing at maximum range, and at 11.20 the colonel 
ordered them to move up alongside C. 
The exhilarating swiftness of the success infected 
every one. Drysdale rang up to know whether we hadn't 
ny fresh targets for D Bttery. "I'm sure we've 
cleared out every Boche in the quarry you gave us," he 
said. The staff captain told us he was bringing forward 
his ammunition dumps. The old wheeler was observed 
to smile. Even the telephone seemed to be working 
better than for months past. In restraint of over- 
eagerness, complaints of short shooting filtered in from 
the infantry, but I established the fact that our batteries 
were hot the sinners. 
By tea-time all the batteries had advanced, and the 
colonel, "Ernest," and myself were walking at the head 
of the headquarters waggon and mess carts through a 
village that a fortnight before had been a hotbed of 
Germany's hardest fighting infantry. 
The longer the time spent in the fighting area, the 
stronger that secret spasm of apprehension when a shift 
forward to new positions had to be ruade. The ordinary 
honest-souled member of His Majesty's forces will admit 
that to be a true saying. The average healthy-minded 
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marvelled for his first six months on the thousands of 
hostile shells that he saw hitting nothing in particular, 
and maiming and killing nobody. If he survived a 
couple of years he lost all curiosity about shells that did 
no harm; he had learned that in the forward areas there 
was never real safety, the fatal shell might corne at the 
most unexpected monent, in the most unlooked-for spot: 
it might be one solitary missile of death, it might ac- 
company a hideous drove that beat down the earth all 
around, and drenched a whole area with sickening scorch- 
ing ruines; he might not show it, but he had learned 
to fear. 
But on this move-up we were agog with the day's fine 
news. We were in the mood to calculate on the extent 
of the enemy's retirement: for the moment his long- 
range guns had ceased to tire. We talked seriously of 
the war ending by Christmas. We laughed when I 
opened the firs Divisional message delivered at out new 
tIeadquarters: "Divisional Cinema will open at Liera- 
mont to-morrow. Performances twice daily, 3 '.M. and 
6 '.M." "That looks as if our infantry are moving out," 
I said. 
We had taken over a bank and some shallow, aged 
dug-outs, occupied the night before bY our C ]attery; 
and as there was a chill in the air that foretold rain, 
and banks of sombre clouds were lining up in the 
western sky, we unloaded our carts and set to work 
gettin our belongings under cover while it was still 
ligb, t. " There's no pit for you to dig in," the colonel 
told me quizzingly, "but you can occupy yourself filling 
these ammunition boxes with earth; they'll make walls 
for the mess." tIubbard had been looking for°something 
heavy to carry; he brought an enormous beam from 
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of us. The colonel immediately claimed it for the mess 
roof. "We'll fix it centre-wise on the ammunition 
boxes to support the tarpaulin," he decided. « Old Fritz 
has done his dirtiest along the railway," said Hubbard 
cheerfully. « He's taken a big out of every rail; and 
he's blown a mine a quarter of a toile down there that's 
giving the sappers something to think about. They 
told me they want to have trains running in two days. 
Meanwhile the signallers had been cleaning out tbe 
deep shaft they were to work in; the cooks and the 
clerks had selected their own rabbit-hutches; and I had 
picked a semi-detached dug-out in which were wire beds 
for the colonel, Hubbard, and myself. True, a shell had 
ruade a hole in one corner of the iron roof, and the place 
was of such antiquity that rats could be heard squeaking 
in the vicinity of my bed-head, but I hoped that a map- 
board fixed behind my pillow would protect me from 
unpleasantness. 
The colonel was suspicious of the S.O.S. line issued 
to us by Division that night. The ordinary rules of 
gunnery provide that the angle of sight to be put on 
the guns can be calculated from the difference between 
the height of the ground on which the battery stands 
and the height at the target. More often than not 
ridges intervene between the gun and the target, and 
the height and position of these ridges sometimes cause 
complications in the reckoning of the angle of sight, 
particularly if a high ridge is situated close to the 
object to be shot at. Without going into full ex- 
planation, I hope I may be understood when ] say 
that the correct angle of sight, calculated from the 
map difference in height between hattery and target, 
occasionally fails to ensure that the curve described 
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in the air for the shell to clear the final crest. When 
that happens shells fall on the wrong side of the ridge, 
and our own infantry are endangered. Itis a point to 
which brigade-majors and brigade commander natur- 
ally give close attention. 
The colonel looked at his map, shook his head, said, 
" I don't like that ridge," and got out his ruler and ruade 
calculations. Then he talked over the telephone to the 
brigade-major. "Yes, I know that theoretically, by every 
ordinary test, we should be safe in shooting there, and l 
knov what you want to shoot at .... But there's a risk, 
and I should prefer tobe on the sale side .... , Will you 
speak to the General about it ?" 
The colonel gained his point, and at 10.20 l., issued 
a furtber order to the batteries :-- 

"I)revious S.O.S. line is cancelled, as it is found 
that the hillside is so steep that our troops in 
Tino Support Trench may be hit. 
"Complaints of short shooting have been frequent 
all day. Henceforth S.O.S. will be as follows .... " 

"l'll write out those recommendations for honours 
and awards before turning in," he said, a quarter of an 
hour later, searching through the box in which confi- 
dential papers were kept. "Now, what was it I wanted 
to know ?--oh, I remember. Ring up Drysdale, and ask 
him whether the corporal he put in is named Marchman 
or Marshman. I-Ils writing is not very clear .... If he's 
gone to bed, say I'm sorry to disturb him, but these things 
want to be got in as soon as possible." 
It was a quiet night as far as shell-fire was concerned, 
but a furious rain-storm permitted us very little sleep, 
and played havoc wih the mess. Our documents re- 
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water. In the morning it mas cold enough to make one 
rub one's hands and stamp the feet. There was plenty 
of exercise awaiting us in the enlarging and rebuilding 
of the mess. Y¢e ruade it a very secure aflkir this rime. 
"What about a tire, sir ? " inquired ttubbard. 
"Good idea," said the colonel. I-le and t]ubbard used 
pick and shovel to fashion a vertical, triangular niche in 
the side of the bank. The stafl-sergeant titrer returned 
with a ten-foot store-pipe that he had found in the 
neighl,ouring village; and lJefore ten o'clock out first 
mess tire since the end of April was crackling merrily 
and burning up spare ammmition boxes. 
The colonel went off to tour the batteries, saying, 
"I'll leave you to fight the battle." The brigade- 
major's first telephone talk at 10.:5 ,». left no doubt 
that we were pushing home all the advantages gained 
the day before. "I want one good bur.t on- 
Trench," he said. " After that cease firing this side 
of th¢ canal until I tell you to go on." The news an 
hour later was that our Divisional Infantry patrols were 
working methodically through Vendhuile, the village on 
the canal bank, which the Americans had entered the 
day before. Next " tuller," who was with the Infantry 
brigade, called up, and said that the mopping-up in 
the village had been most successful: out fellows were 
thrusting for the canal bridge, and had yet to encounter 
any large enemy forces. At twenty to one the brigade- 
major told me that our people were moving steadily to 
the other side of the canal. " We're properly over the 
ttindenburg Line this rime," he wound up. 
The Brigadier-General C.R.A. came to see us during 
the afternoon, and we learned for the first rime that on 
the previous day the Americans had ïought their way 
right through Vendhuile, but, on account of their 



294 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

impetuosity, had lost touch with their supports. "They 
fought magnificently, but didn't mop-up as they went 
atone, explained the General. The Boche tried the 
trick he used to play on us. tIe hid until the first 
wave had gone by, and then came up with his machine- 
guns and fired into their backs.. . It's a great pity. 
• I'm afraid that six hundred of them who crossed 
the canal have been wiped out." 
" I hear that our infantry go out for a proper rest as 
sooa as this is over," he added. "They brought them up 
again to conplete the smashing of the Hindenburg Line, 
because they didn't want to draw upon the three .bso- 
lutely fresh Divisions they were keeping to chase the 
Hun immcdiately he yielded the Hindenburg Line. Our 
infantry must bave fought themselves to a standstill 
these last three weeks." * 
"Any news about us ?" incluired the colonel. 
":No; I'm afraid the gunners will bave to carry on as 
usual. . . The horses seem to be surviving the ordeal 
very well.. ." 
At 4.2 5 P.M.-- I particularly remember noting the 
time--we were told by Division that Bu]garia's sur- 
render was unconditional. "That will be cheering news 
for the batteries," observed the colonel. " I'd send that 
out." The brigade-major also informed us that British 
cavalry were reported tobe at Roulers, north-east of 
Ypresbut that wasn't official. "Anyhow," said the 
colonel, his face glowing, "it shows the right spirit. 
Yes, I think the war will be over by Christmas after 
ail." 
" It would be great to be home by Christmas, sir," 
put in tIubbard. 
" Yes," responded the colonel in the same vein, " but 
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any of us would really mind staying another six months 
if we had no 5"9's to worry us." And he settled down 
to writing his daily letter home. 
October came in with every one joyously expectant. 
The enemy still struggled to hold the most valuable high 
ground on the far side of the canal, but there was little 
doubt that he purposed a monster withdrawal--and our 
batteries did their best to quicken his decision. The 
brigade-major departed for a Senior Staff Course in 
England, and Major "Pat" of our sister brigade, a highly 
efiïciet and extremely popular ogScer, who, with no pre- 
vious knowledge of soldiering, had won deserved distinc- 
tion, tilled his place. Major " Pat" was a disciple of 
cheering news for the batteries. "This has just corne in 
by the wireless," he telephoned to me on October 2nd. 
"Turkey surrendered--British ships suiling through the 
Dardanelles--Lille being evacuated--British bluejackets 
landed at Ostend." 
" Is that official ?" I asked wonderingly. 
He laughed. "bo, I didn't say that. . . It's a wire- 
less report." 
"Not waggon line ?" I went on. 
He laughed again. " bo, l'll let you know when it 
becomes official." 
Formal intimation was to hand that Durable, Judd, 
Bob Pottinger, young Beale, Stenson, and Tincler had 
been awarded the Military Cross, and Major Veasey the 
D.S.O. Drysdale was happy because, after many times 
of asking, he had got back from headquarters, Patrick, 
the black charger that he had ridden early in 1 916. 
The tide of success rolled on. A swift little attack 
on the morning of October 3rd took the infantry we 
were, supporting, now that our own battalions had with- 
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296 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSI-I 

east of the canal. "They met with such little opposi- 
tion that our barrage became merely an escort," was the 
way in which Beadle, who was doing F.O.O., described 
the adwmce. Surrendering Germans poured back in such 
numbers that dozens of them walke, l unattended to the 
prisoners of war cages. "I saw one lot corne d(wn," a 
I).A.C. oflïcer told ne. "A]l that the sentry had to do 
was to point to the cage with a 'This-way-in' gesture, 
and in they marche&" 
One wee cloud blurred the high-spirited light-hearted- 
ness of those days. We lost "Ernest," who had marehed 
forward with us and been our pet sinee Sept. 6th. The 
colonel and Hubbard took him up the line; the little 
fellow didn't seem anxious to leave me that morning, 
but I thought that a run would do him good, and he 
had followed the colonel a couple of days belote. " I'm 
sorry, but we've lost ' Ernest,'" was the eolonel's bluntly 
told news when he returned. " He disappeared when 
I was calling on B Battery.. . They said he went 
over the bill with an infantry offieer, who had ruade 
mueh of him.. . It's eurious, beeause he stuck to 
us when I went to see the infantry at Brigade Head- 
quarters, although every one in their ver}' long dug-out 
fussed over him." 
There was poor chance of the dog finding his way back 
to us in that country of many traeks, amid the eoming 
to and fro of thousands of all kinds of troops. We never 
saw or heard of him again. The loss of him dispirited 
all of us a bit; and I suppose I felt it more than most- 
he had been a splendid little companion for nearly a 
month. 
The adjutant and WiIde returned from leaye on 
Oct. 3rd, full of the bright times to be spent in London. 
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don't realise that pursuing the Boche lneans fighting him 
as well," burst forth the adjurant. " i-ly Gad," he went 
on, " we had a narrow escape the day we weut on leave. 
I never saw anyt.hing like it. in my lire. ¥ou remelnber 
Oe factory at M,,islains, near tle place where we were 
out f,,r three or four (lays at le begiuuing of last m()nth. 
Well, Wilde and I caught a leave bus that went that 
way on tle road to Amiens. The l,us had to pull up 
about rive hundred yards short of the factory, because 
there was a lot of infatry in front of us... And just 
at that moment a Ioche mine blew up.. . Made an 
awful mess... About eleven men killed. . We 
had taken the place tl,ree weeks before, and the mine 
had remained undiscovered all that rime... We must 
all of us have passed over that sl,ot raany rimes. ¥ou 
remember they ruade a Red Cross Station of the factory. 
• . . A most extraordinary thing!" 
The Boche tire had died away ahnost entirely ; if was 
manifest that the Brigade would have to move forward. 
I could go on leave now that the adjurant was back 
Beadle and myself were the only two officers in the 
Brigade who had gone through the March retreat and 
hot yet been on leave to England; but I was keen on 
another trip forward with the colonel, and on the morn- 
ing of the 4th Wilde and I joined him on a prospecting 
ride, looking for new positions for the batteries. 
It was a journey that quickened all one's powers of 
observation. We went forward a full rive mlles, over 
yellow churned wastes that four days before had been 
crowded battlefields; past shell-pocked stretches that 
had been ruade so by out own guns. A first we trotted 
along a straight road that a short rime belote had been 
seamed with Boche trenches and barbed wire. The 
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298 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH" 

stones and puddles. " She's got plenty of spirit still," 
said the colonel, " but she's not the mare she was before 
the hit in the neck at Commenchon. However, I know 
her limitations, and she's all right providing I spare her 
going uphiil." 
Just outside the hal[-mile long village of Ronssoy he 
pointed to a clump of broken bricks and shattered beams. 
"That's the farm that D Battery insisted was Gillemont 
Farm, when we were at Cliffe Post on September 19," 
he explained. " The day I was with him at the ' O.P.,' 
Wood couldn't understand why he was unable to see his 
shells fall. He telephoned to the battery to check the 
range they were firing at, and then decided that the nap 
was wrong. When I told him to examine his map more 
closely he spotted the 140 contour between this place 
and Gillemont Farm. It made Gillelnont Farm invisible 
from the 'O.P.' Of course Gillemont Farm is 2000 
yards beyond this place." 
We reached a battered cross-roads 1200 yards due 
south of Duncan Post, that cockpit of the bitter hand- 
to-hand fighting of Sept. 19th and 20th. A couple of 
9.' 
captured Boche 4"- s--the dreaded high-velocity gunw 
stood tucked behind a low grassless bank, their curved, 
muddy, camouflaged shields blending with the brown 
desolation of the landscape. Two American soldiers 
saluted the colonel gravelymlean, tanned, straight-eyed 
young fellows. For the first time I noticed that the 
Americans were wearing puttees like our men, instead of 
the canvas gaiters which they sported when first in 
France. Their tin hats and box-respirators have always 
been the saine make as ours. 
The colonel stopped to look at his map. "We'll turn 
north-east here and cross the canal at ]ony," he said. 
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in the tangled, rusted barbed wire; at one spot we 
passed eighteen American dead, laid out in two neat 
rows, ready for removal to the cemetery that the U.S. 
Army had established in the neighbourhood; we went 
within twenty yards of a disabled tank that a land mine 
had rendered hors de cobat; we came across another 
tank lumbered half-way across a road. "Tanks always 
seem to take it into their heads to collapse on a main 
road and interrupt traffic," muttered the colonel 
sardonically. 
There were twelve hundred yards of a straight 
sunken road for us to ride through before we reached 
Bony. That road was a veritable gallery of Germau 
dead. They lay in twos and threes, in queer horrible 
postures, along its whole unkempt length, some of them 
with blackened decomposed faces and hands, most of 
them newly killed, for this was a road that connected 
the outer defences of the Hindenburg Line with the 
network of wire and trenches that formed the l:[in- 
denburg Line itself. "Best sight l've seen since the 
war," said Wilde with satisfaction. And if the colonel 
and myself ruade no remark we showed no disagreement. 
Pity for dead Boche finds no place in the average 
decent-minded man's composition. Half a dozen of out 
armoured cars, wheels off, half-burned, or their steering 
apparatus smashed, lay on the entrenched and wired 
outskirts of Bony, part of the Hindenburg Line proper. 
In the village itself we found Red Cross cars filling 
up with wounded; Boche prisoners were being used as 
sretcher-bearers; groups of waiting infantry stood in 
the main street; runners flitted to and fro. 
"We'll leave our horses here," said the colonel; and 
the grooms guided them to the shelter of a high solid 
wall. The colonel, Wildi, and I ascended the main street, 



300 IUSHED, A:ND THE RETURN IUSH 

making eastward. A couple of 5"9's dropped close to the 
norhern edge of the vill,ge as we came out of it. We 
met a party of prisoners headed by two oflïcers--one 
short, fat, nervous, dark, bespectacle ; the other bearded, 
lanky, nonchalant, and of good carriage tte carried a 
g,,h|-nobbed Malacca cane. :Neither officer looked at us 
as we passed. The tall one reminded me of an officer 
among the first party of I',oche pris«,ners I saw in France 
in Agust 1916. His arrogant, disdainful air had 
roused in me a gust of anger that ruade me glad I was 
in the wtr. 
We went through a garden transformed into a dust- 
bin, and dipl,ed down a hummocky sloie tlat rose again 
fo a chalky ridge. Shells were screaming overhead in 
quick succession now, and we walked fast, making for a 
white boulder that looked as if it would offer shielded 
observation and protection. We round ourselves near 
the top of one of the giant air-shafts that connected with 
the canal tunnel. Tufts of smoke spouted up at regular 
intervals on the steep slope behind the village below us. 
"We're in time to see a barrage," remarked the colonel, 
pulling out his binoculars. "Our people are trying to 
secure the heights. I didn't know that Gouy was quite 
clear of Boche. There was flghting there yesterday." 
"There are some Boche in a trench near that farm on 
the left," he added a minute later, after sweeping the 
hills opposite with his glasses. " Can you see them ?" 
I ruade out what did appear to be three grey tin- 
helmeted figures, but I could see nothing of our infantry. 
The shelling went on, but time pressed, and the colonel, 
packing up his glasses, led us eastwards again, down to a 
light-railway junction, and through a quaint little ravine 
lined with willow-trees. Many German dead lay here. 
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back resting against  green bank, his blue eyes 
open te the sky, wore a strangely perfect expression of 
peace and rest. Up another ascending sunken road. 
The Boche guns seemed te have switched, and hall a 
dozen shells skimmed the top of the road, causing us te 
wait. We looked again at the fight being waged on the 
slopes behind the village. Our barrage had lifted, but 
we saw no sign of advancing infantry. 
The colonel turned te me suddenly and said, " l'm 
going te select positions about a thousand yards south of 
where we are af this moment--along the valley. Wilde 
will corne with me. You go back and pick up the 
horses, and meet us af Qtennemont Farm. I expect we 
shall be there almost as soon as you." 
I followed the direct road te return te Bony. A 
few shells dropped on either side of the road, which was 
obviously a hunting-ground for the Boche gunners. At 
least a dozen British dead lay at intervals huddled 
against the sides of the road. One of them looked te 
be an artillery officer, judged by his field-boots and 
spurs. But the top part of him was covered by a rain- 
proof coat, and I saw no cap. 
Quennemont Farm was a farm only in naine. There 
was no wall more than three feet high left standing ; the 
wh01e place was shapeless, stark, blased into nothing- 
ness. In the very centre of the mournful chaos lay 
three disembowelled horses and an overturned Boche 
ammunition waggon. The shells were still on the shelves. 
They were Yellow Cross, the deadliest of the ]3oche 
mustard-gas shell. 
I went on leave next morning, and got a motor-car 
lift frein Peronne as far as Amiens. ]3efore reaching 
Villers-Bretonneux, of glorious, fearful memories, we 
passent through Warfusee-Abancourt, a shell of its former 



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self, a brick heap, a monument of devastation. An aged 
man and a slim white-faced girl were standing by the 
farm cart that had brought them there, the first civilians 
I had seen since August. The place was deserted save 
for them. In sad bereavement they looked at the cruel 
desolation around them. 
" My God," said my companion, interpreting my in- 
most thought, "what a home-coming!" 



.3O3 

XVIII. A LAST DAY AT THE O.P. 

WHEN, on October 21, I returned to France, the war had 
ruade a very big stride towards its end. Cambrai 
had been regained, and Le Cateau--" Lee Katoo," the 
men insisted on calling it--taken. Ostend was 
ours, Lille was ours; over Palestine we had cast our 
mantle. Out own Division, still hard at it, had gone 
forward twenty-four toiles during my fortnight's leave in 
England. Stories of their doings trickled towards me 
when I broke the journey at Amiens on my way back to 
the lines. I met an Infantry captain bound for Eng- 
land. 
" It's been ail open fighting this last fortnight-- 
cavalry, and forced marches, and ail that--and I don't 
want to hear any more talk of the new Armies not 
being able to carry out a war of movement," he said 
chirpily. " The men have been magnificent. The old 
Boche is done now; but we're making no mistakes-- 
we're after him ail the while. 
"Data funny, you know, some of the things that are 
happening up there. The Boche has left a lot of coal 
dumps behind, and every one's after il. There's a 2000- 
ton pile at Le Cateau, and it was disappearing so rapidly 
that they put a guard on it. I was walking with my 
colonel the other day, and we came across an Australian 
shovelling coal from this dump into a G.S. waggon. 



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A sentry, with fixed bayonet, was marching up an 
down. 
"The colonel stopped when we came to the sentry, 
and asked him what he was supposed to be doing. 
"'Guarding the coal dump, sir.' 
"'But what is this Australian doing ? Has he any 
authority to draw coal? Did he show you a chit?' 
"'No, sir,' rep]ied the sentry. ' I thought, as he had 
a Government waggon, it would be all right.' 
"' Upon my Sam !' said the colonel, astonished. Then 
he tackled the Australian. 
"'What authority have you for taking away this 
coal ?' he asked. 
"The Australian stood up and said, 'I don't want any 
authority--I bally well fought for it,' and went on with 
his shovelling. 
"Fraukly, the colonel didn't know what to say; but 
he has a sense of humour. 'Extraordinary fellows!' 
he said to me as we walked off. 
"Then we came across an American who was 
'scrounging' or something in an empty house. He 
jumped to attention when he saw the colonel, and 
saluted very smartly. But what do you think? tte 
saluted with a bowler hat on,--found it in the house, I 
expect .... I tell you, it was an eye-opening day 
for the colonel." 
I lorry-hopped to the village that I had been told 
was Divisional Headquarters; but they had moved the 
day before, seven toiles farther forward. There were 
nearly 200 civilians here. I saw a few faded, ancient 
men in worn corduroys and blue-peaked caps; a bent old 
crone, in a blue apron, hobbled with a water-bucket 
past a corner shop--a gr0cer's--shuttered, sluttish from 
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wore a strangely old expression. There was a pathetic- 
ally furtive air about all these people. For four years 
they had been nnder the Boche. Of actual, death- 
bringing, frightenig war they had seen not more than 
rive days. The battle had swept over and beyond them, 
carryiig with it the feared and hated German, and the 
main fighting force of the pursuing British as well. But 
it was too soou yet for them to forget, or to throw off a 
sort of lurking dread that even now the Boche might 
return. 
I got a lift in another lorry along a road crumbling 
under the unusual amount of trafiic that weighed upon it. 
Our advance had been so swift that the war scars on 
the countryside had not entirely blighted its normal 
characteristics. Here were shell-holes, but no long 
succession of abandoned gun-positions, few horse-tracks, 
fewer trenches, and no barbed wire. The villages we 
went through had escaped obliterating shell tire. I 
learned that our attacks had been planned thus-wise. 
Near a bleak cross-roads I saw Collinge of B Battery, 
and got off the lorry to talk to him. 
" Brigade Headquarters are at Bousies, about six mlles 
from here," he said. " I'm going that way. The bat- 
teries a.re all in Bousies." 
"What sort of a time have you had ?" I inquired. 
" Oh, most exciting ! Shan't forget the day we crossed 
the Le Cateau river. We were the advance Brigade. 
The Engineers were supposed to put bridges across for 
us; the material came up all right, but the pioneers 
who were to do the work missed the way. The sapper 
otiicer who had brought the material wanted to wait 
till the proper people srrived, but the Boche was 
shelling and machine-gunning like mad, and the colonel 
said that bridge-building must be got on with at once. 
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The colonel was great that day. Old Johns of D Battery 
kept buzzing along with suggestions, but the colonel put 
his foot down, and said, 'It's the sapper ofiïcer's work; 
let him do it.' And the bridges were really well put up. 
All the guns got across safely, although C Battery had a 
team knocked out." 
I walked by Collinge's side through a village of 
sloping roofs, single-storied red-brick houses, and rnud- 
clogged streets. It was the village which our two 
brigades of artillery occupied when the Armistice was 
signed, where the King came to sec us, and M. le Maire, 
in his excitement, gave His Majesty that typically 
French, shall I say ? clasp of intirnacy and brotherliness, 
a lef-handed handshake. 
"Curious thing happened on that rise," rernarked 
Collinge when we were in open country again. "The 
colonel and the adjutant were with an infantry General 
and his Staff ofiïcers, reconnoitring. The General had 
a little bitch sornething like a whippet. She downed 
a hare, and though it brought thern into view of the 
Boche, the General, the colonel, and the others chased 
after them like mad. I believe the colonel won the 
race--but the adjutant will tell you all about it." 
Away on the left a lone tree acted as a landmark for 
a sunken road. "Brigade tried to make a headquarters 
there," went on Collinge, "but a signaller got knocked 
out, and the Boche began using the tree as a daturn 
point; so the colonel ordered a shift." Twenty rough 
wooden crosses rose mournful and rernote in a wide, 
rnois mangel-field. "The cavalry got it badly there," 
said Collinge. "A 4"2 gun turned on thern frorn close 
range, and did frightful execution." We were near to 
a cross-road, rnarked balefully by a two-storied house, cut 
in hlf so that the interior was opened to view like a 



A LAST DAY AT THE O.P. 07 

doll's house, and by other shell-mauled buildings. "The 
batteries came into action under that bank," he con- 
tinued, pointing .his cane towards a valley riddled with 
shell-holes. "That's where Durable did so well. Came 
along with the cavalry an hour and a half before any 
Horse Artillery battery, and brought his guns up in 
line, like F.A.T. . . See that cemetery on the top of the 
hill ? . . . the Boche ruade it in August 1914 ; lot of the 
old Army buried there, and it's been jolly well looked 
after. The colonel walked round and looked at every 
grave one day; he sid he'd never seen a better cared- 
for cemetery. . We had an ' O.P.' there for the 
Richemont River fight. The Boche shelled it like blazes 
some days. . And we saw great sights up that 
pavé road there, over the dip. They held a big con- 
ference there; 11 sorts of Generals turned up.. . 
Staff cars that looked like offices, with the maps and 
operation orders pinned up inside; and when our bat- 
tery went by, the road was so packed with traiïic that 
infantry were marching along in fours on either side of 
the road." 
We reached the outskirts of Le Cateau, descending a 
steep lavé road. "They shelled this place like stink 
yesterday," Collinge told me. "Headquarters were in 
one of those little houses on the left for one night, 
and their waggon line is there now, so you'll be able 
to get a horse. . I heard that Major Bartlett had 
both his chargeri killed yesterday when C Battery 
came thrcugh. Isn't that one of them, that black 
horse lying under the trees ?" 
I looked and saw many horses lying dead on both 
sides of the road, and thought little of i{. That was 
war. Then all my senses were strung up to attention : 
a small bay horse lay stretched out on the pathway, his 



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head near tlle kerb. There was a shapeliness of the 
legs and a fineness of the mud-checkered coat that 
seemed familiar. I stepped over to look. Yes, if 
was my own horse "Tommy," that old Castle, our 
ex-adjurant, had given me--old Castle's "handy little 
horse." A gaping hole in the head told all that 
needed to be told. I found " Swiffy" and the doctor 
in the workman's cottage that had become Brigade 
waggon-line headquarters. Yes, "Tommy" had been 
killed the day before. My groom, Morgan, was riding 
him. The Boche were sending over shrapncl, high 
in the air, and one bullet had round its billet. Poor 
little horse! Spirited, but easy to handle, always in 
condition, always well- mannered. Ah, well! we had 
had many good days together. Poor little horse! 
I want always to remember Bousies, the village of 
gardens and hedgerows and autumn tints where we saw 
the war out, and lay under shell tire for the last rime; 
whence we fought our final battle on /qovember 4th, 
when young Hearn of A Battery was killed by machine- 
gun bullets at 7 0 yards' range, and Major Bullivant, with 
a smashed arm and a crippled thigh, huddled under a 
wall until Durable fouud him--the concluding fight that 
brought me a strange war trophy in a golfing-iron round 
in a hamlet that the Boche had sprawled upon for four 
full years. And the naine punched on the iron was 
that of an Oxford Street firm. 
Collinge and I rode into Bousies in the wan light of 
an October afternoon. At a cross-roads that the Boche 
had blown up--"They didn't do it well enough; the 
guns got round by that side track, and we were only 
held up ten minutes," said Collinge--Brigade Head- 
quarters' sign-board had been planted in a hedge. My 



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way lay up a slushy tree-bordered lane; Collinge bade 
me good-bye, and rode on down he winding street. 
There were the usual welcoming smiles. Manning gave 
me a "Had a good leave, sir ?" in his deep-sea voice, and 
ilde came out to show where my horse could be stabled. 
" It's a top-hole farm, and after the next more we'll 
brng Headcluarters waggon line up here .... The 
colonel says you can bave his second charger now that 
you've lost 'Tommy.' tIe's taking on liajor Yeasey' 
mare, the one with the cold back that bucks a bit. 
She's a nice creature if she's given plenty of work." 
"tIow is the colonel ?" I asked. 
" Oh, he's in great form; says the war may end any 
minute. Major Simpson and Major Drysdale are both 
away on leave, and the colonel's been up a good deal 
seeing the batteries register.. We got a shock when 
we came into this place yesterday. A 4"2 hit the men's 
cook-house, that small building near the gate.. But 
they haven't been troublesome since." 
The end wall of the long-fronted narrow farmhouse 
loomed up gauntly beside the pillared entrance to the 
rectangular courtyard. A weather-vane in the form of 
a tin trotting horse flaunted itself on the topmost point. 
This end wall rose to such height because, though the 
farmhouse was-onc-storied, its steep-sloping roof en- 
closed an attic big enough to give sixty men sleeping 
room. Just below the weather-vane was a hole poked 
out by the Boche for observation purposes. Our adjutant 
used to climb up to it twice daily as a sort of consitu- 
tional. Some one had left in this perch a bound volume 
of a Romanist weekly, with Mghly dramatic, fearfully 
coloured illustrations. As the house contained some 
twenty of these volumes, I presumed that they betrayed 
the rcligious leaaings of the farm' absent owner. A 



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row of decently ventilated stables faced the farmhouse, 
while at the end of the courtyard, o],posite to the 
en t'ance gares, stood an enormous high-doored barn. 
The entrance-hall of the house gave, on the left, to two 
conectiag stone-fiagged rooms, one of whi h Manning 
used as a kitchen--Meddings, our regtlar cook, was on 
leae. The other room, with its couple of Slaciou 
civilian beds, we used as a mess, and the colonel and the 
adjutant slept there. The only wall decorations were 
two "samplers" executed by a small daughter of the 
house, a school certificate in a plain frame, and a couple 
of gaudy-tinselled religious pictures. A pair of pot 
dogs on the mantelpiece were as stupidly ugly as some 
of out own mid-Victorian cottage treasures. And there 
were the usual glass-covered orange blossoms mounted 
on red plush and gilt leaves--the wedding custom tradi- 
tional to the country districts of :Northern :France. The 
inner door of this room opened directly into the stable 
where out horses were stalled. An infantry colonel and 
his staff occupied the one large and the two small rooms 
to the right of the entrance-hall; but after dinner they 
left us to go forward, and my servant put down a 
mattress on the stone floor of one of the smaller rooms 
for me to sleep upon. Wilde took possession of the 
other little chambei. The large room, which contained 
a colossal Çak wardrobe, became our mess after breakfast 
next day. The signallers had fixed their telephone 
exchange in the vaulted cellar beneath the house, and 
the servants and grooms crowded there as well when the 
Boche's night-shelling grew threatening. 
After a long deprivation we had corne into a country 
where cabbages and carrots, turnips and beetroot, were to 
be had for the picking; and there were so many plates 
and glasses to be borrowed from the farmhouse cap- 



A LAST DAY AT THE 0.P. 811 

boards that I feared greatly that Manning would feel 
bound to rise to the unexampled occasion by exer- 
cising his well-known gift for smashing crockery. We 
dined pleasantly and vell that night; and when the 
night-firing programme had been sent out to the batteries 
--the Boche was in force in the big thick forest that 
lay three thousand yards east of or farmmwe settled 
down to a good hour's talk. Wilde told me of the 
German sniper they had found shot just before the 
advance to this village; the adjutant narrated the mag- 
nificent gallantry of an officer who had relinquished his 
job of :Reconnaissance officer to the C.:R.A. in order to 
join a battery, and had now gone home with his third 
wond since Zillebeke. "You remember how he came 
back in rime for the August advance and got hit immedi- 
ately and wouldn't let them send him back to England 
--you know we loaned him to the rd Brigade because 
they were short of officers. Well, he rolled up agaia 
about ten days ago, and got hit again in the Le Cateau 
attack. Major 'Pat' told me he was wonderful .... 
Lay in a shell-hole with his leg smasbed they poured 
blood out of his bootsand commanded his battery from 
there, blowing his whistle and all tbat, until they mado 
him let himself be taken away." The colonel, who 
listened and a the saine time wrote letters, said that the 
thing that pleased him most during the last few days 
was the patriotic instinct of some cows. When the tIun 
evacuated Le Cateau he took away with him all the able- 
bodied Frenchmen and all the cows. But his retreat 
became so ra.pid and so confused, that numbers of 
the men escaped. So did the cows: for three daya 
they were dribbling back fo their homesteads and 
pasturages. 
All through the night the enemy shelled Bousies. 



812 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

fie planted only two near us, but a splinter ruade a 
hole in the roof of the big barn and caught a mule on 
the shoulder. 
The doctor came up from the waggon line next 
morning and accompanied me on a tour of the batteries. 
"If you follow the yellow wire you'll come to B Battery," 
said Wilde. "They are in the corner of a meadow. A 
:Battery are hot far away, across the stream." It was a 
golden autumn day, and our fet rustled through the 
fallen yellow leaves that carpeted a narrow lane bowered 
by high, luxuriant, winding hedges. "Why, this place 
must be a paradise in peace times," said the doctor, 
entranced by the sweet tranquillity of the spot. " It's 
like a lover's walk you see in pictures." We strode over 
fallen trees and followed the telephone wire across a strip 
of rich green. B Battery's guns were tucked beneah 
some stubby full-leaved trees that would hide them from 
the keenest-eyed aerial observer. "lo sick, doctor," 
called Bob Pottinger from underneath the trench-cover 
roof of his three-foot hole in the ground. "We're 
improving the position and bave no time to be ill." 
The doctcr and I crossed a sticky water-]ogged field, and 
passed over the plank-bridge that spanned the slow 
vagrant stream. A battery had their mess in one of 
the low creeper-clad cottages lining the road. Their 
guns were thrust into the hedge that skirted the neat 
garden at the back. 
Major Bullivant gave me welcome, and read extracts 
from Sir Douglas Haig's report on the Fifth Army 
letreat--his ' Times' had just reached him. tte asked 
the doctor whether it was too early for a whisky-and- 
soda, and showed us a Boche barometer, his latest war 
trophy. "We've lost quite a lot of men since you've 
been away," he told me. "Do you realise the Brigade 



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has been only four days out of the line since Agust 1st ? 
You've heard about young Beale being wounded, of 
course ? I was on le,ve, and so was Beadle; and Tincler 
was sick, so there was only Dumble and Beale running 
the battery. Beale got hi when shiïting the waggon 
line, . . . and it was rather fine of him. I-Ie knew old 
I)umble was up to his eyes that day, and told the sergeant- 
major hot to tell Dumble what had happened to him, 
until the battle was over. I)id you hear, too, about 
Manison, one of the new officers ? :Poor chap! Killed 
by a bomb dropped in daylight by one of our own 
aeroplanes as he as goin to the O.:P. 
"The Boche hasn't done much night-bombing lately. 
I don't think he's ot the 'planes. Ite gave us one 
terrible niht, though, soon after we crossed the canal, 
• . knocked out two of my guns and killed any 
number of horses. There were ammunition dumps 
oing up all over the place that night; . . he stopped 
us from doing our niht firing. 
"Have you heard the story of the old woman at 
S.-- ?" he went on. "When the bombardment was 
going on the civilians went down into the cellars. The 
Germans hooked it, and the people came up from the 
cellars. But Boche snipers were still in the village, 
and out advance parties warned the inhabitants to keep 
below. . When, however, our troops came along in a 
body, one old woman rushed forward from under the 
church wall, in the square, you know .... She was 
excited, I expect. . A swine of a Boche in a house 
on the far side of the square shot her. . Our 
infantry surrounded that house." 
"Well, I must quit," ejaculated the doctor suddenly. 
We went out and ruade for the village road again. A 
screaming swish, and a report that hurt the ears and 



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shattered the windows in the front of the cottage. A 
toche hih-velocity shell had crashed a few yards away 
on the other side of the stream, and thrown up spouts of 
black slimy mud. The doctor and I scurried back to 
the shelter of the cotm:e wall. Another shell and 
another. A lieutenant-colonel of Infantry, on horse- 
back, swung violently round the corner and joined us. 
Tlree more slmlls fell. Then silence. "These sudden 
bursts of tire are very disconcertinu, aren't they?" 
remarked the colonel as he mounted and rode away. 
" Say, now!" said the doctor to me. "I think we'll 
call back and bave that whisky-and-soda Major Bullivant 
offered us before we resume out journey." 
"We'll take a trip up to the 'O.P.' this morning," 
said the colonel to me ai breakfast on October 28th. 
The wind was sufficiently drying to make walking 
pleasant, and to tingle the cheeks. The sun was a 
tonic; the turned-up earth smelt good. Our Head- 
quarter horses had been put out to graze in the 
orchard--a Ioche 4"2 had landed in it the night 
before--and they were frolicking mightily, Wilde's 
charger " Blackie" being especially industrious shooing 
off one of the mules from the colonel's mare. There 
was a swirling and a skelter of brown and yellow leaves 
ai the gap in the lane where we struck across a vege- 
table garden. A square patch torn from a bed-sheet 
flew taut from the top of a clump of long hop-poles 
--the sign, before the village was freed, to warn our 
artillery observers that civilians lived in the cottage 
close by. Similar, now out-of-date, white flags swung 
to the breeze from many roof-tops in the village. "The 
extraordinary feature," the colonel mentioned, "was the 
number of Tricolours that the French had been able to 
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came through." He nodded a pleasant good-day to a 
good looki»g young staff ofScer who sood on the steps 
of the house in tle pavé-laid street where one of our 
infautry brigades ilad ruade thir lleadquarters. The 
staff otficer wore a pair of those full-below-the-knee 
"plus 4 at golf" breeches that the tardee affects. 
" For myself, I wouldu't wear that kind of breeches 
unless l were uctually ou duty with the Guards," said 
the colonel rather sardonically" they are so intensely 
ugly." A tiny piam tinkled a u corner house near 
the roofless church and the Grande Place. In two- 
foot letters on the walls in the square were painted, 
" Hommes" on some houses, "Femmes" on others : 
reminders of the Boche method of segregating the 
sexes before he evacuated the inhabitants he waated 
to evucuate. Only rive civilians remuined in the 
village nowthree old men and two feeble decrepit 
women, numbed und heart-sick with the war, but 
obstinate in clinging to their homesteads. Already 
some of our men were patching Ieaky, shrapnel-flicked 
roofs with biscuit-tins and strong strips of waterproof 
heeting. 
We passed through A Battery's garden at nine o'clock. 
"We won't disturb them," said the colonel. "Bullivant 
is a morning sleeper, and is certain hot to be up after 
the night-firing." Round the corner, however, stood a 
new officer who looked smart and fresh, with brightly 
polished buttons and Sain Browne belt. He saluted in 
the nervously precise fashion of the newly-joined officer. 
The colonel answered the salure, but did not speak; 
and he and I worked out wayfollowing the track 
of a Tankthrough and between hedges and among 
fruit-trees that had hot yet finished thei season's 
output. We passed he huddled-up body of a shot 



316 IUSHED, AND THE RETURI IUSH 

:British soldier lying behind a fallen tree-trunk. We 
were making for the quarry in which C and D 
Batteries were neighbours. On a ditch-bordered road 
we met ten refugees, sent back that mornig from a 
hamlet a toile and a half away, not yet considered safe 
from the Boche. The men, seeing us, removed their 
hats and lowered them as far as the knee--the way 
in which the Boche had commanded them to proffer 
respect. One aged woman in a short blue skirt wor 
sabots, and British puttees in place of sockings. 
There had leen a mishap at D Battery in the early 
hours of the morning. Their rive useable 4"5 howitzers 
had been placed in a perfect how. position against the bank 
of the quarry. In the excitement of night-firing a re- 
inforcement gunner had failed to "engage the plungers," 
the muzzle had hot been elevated, and the shell, instead 
o descending rive thousand yards away, had hit the 
bank twelve yards in front. The explosion killed two 
of the four men working that particular how. and 
wounded a third, and knocked out the .C.O. in charge of 
another how. fort)' yards distant. The colonel examined 
the howitzer, looked gravely severe, and said that an 
officers' inquiry would be held next day. tte asked 
Major Bartlett of C Battery, who was housed in a toy- 
sized cottage in the centre of the quarry, how his 
18-pdrs. were shooting; and mentioned that the in- 
fantry were apprehensive of short-shooting along a road 
close to our present front line, since it lay at an awkward 
angle for our guns. Major :Bartlett, self-possessed, 
competent, answered in the way the colonel liked officers 
to answer--no " I thinks": his replies either plain 
"Yes" or ":No." Major Bartlett gave chapter and 
verse of his battery-shooting during the two previous 
days, and said that every round had been ob,erved tire. 



A LAST DAY AT THE O.P. 

Walking bris]<ly--the colonel was the fittest man of 
forty-five I bave known--we mounted a slope of turnip- 
fields and fresh-101otghed land. There was a plantation 
rive hundred yards to right of us, and rive hundred 
yards to left of us; into the bigger one on the lef 
two 5"9's dropped as we came level witb it. Splashes 
of newly thrown-up earth behind tree-clumps, against 
banks and alongside bedges, showed the short breast- 
high trenches, some six yards long, in which the infantry 
had fought a few days before. Fifteen hundred yards 
away the clustering trees of the great forest where the 
enemy lay broke darkly against the horizon. "You see 
that row of tall straight trees in front of the forest, to 
the r]ght of tbe gabled bouse where the white fltg is 
flying," said the colonel, pulling out his glasses--" that's 
the present front line." Three ponderous booms from 
that diection denoted trench mortars at work. 
We descended the other side of the slope, keeping 
alongside a hedge that ran towards a red-roofed farm. 
In two separate places about three yards of the hedge 
had been cut away. "Boche soldiering!" remarked the 
colonel informative]y. "Enabled him to look along both 
sides of the hedge and guard against surprise when our 
infantry were coming up. 
"We may as well call at Battalion Headquarters," he 
added when we reached the farm. In a wide cellar, 
where breakfast had hot yet been cleared away, we 
came upon a lieutenant-colonel, twenty-four years of 
age, receiving reports from his company commanders. 
Suave in raanner, clear-eyed, hot hasty in making 
judgments, he had learnt most things to be known 
bout real war at Thiepval, Schwaben Redoubt,. and 
other bloody places where the Division had marie 
history; wounded again in the August advance, he 



318 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PIYSH 

had refused to be kePt from these final phases. The 
colonel and ho understood each other. There was the 
point whether liaison duties between infantry and artil- 
lery could be more usefully conducted in the swift- 
changing individual fighting of recent days from 
infantry brigade or from infantry battalion; there 
were conflicting statements by junior officers upon 
short-shooting, and they required sifting; a few words 
had to be said about the battalion's own stretch of 
front and its own methods of harassing the enemy. 
A few crisp questions and replies, all bearing upon 
realities, a smile or two, a consultation of maps, and 
another portion of the colonel's task for that day was 
completed. 
We walked across more ploughed land towards a 
sunken road, where infantry could be seen congregated 
in that sort of dolce fa" niente which, on the part of 
infantry in support, is really rather deceptive. 
A " ping-ping!" whisked past, and stung us to 
alertness. 
"Hullo--machine-guns !" ejaculated the colonel, and 
we quickened our steps toward the sunken road. 
A major and a subaltern of the machine-gunners 
clambered down the opposite bank. 
"I believe l've spotted that fellow, sir," burst forth 
the major with some excitement. "I think he's in a 
house over there . . might be  target for you . . 
bullets have been coming from that way every now and 
again for two days. l'll show you, if you like, 
sir." 
The major and the colonel crept out on top of the 
bank, and ruade for a shell-hole forty yards in front. 
I followed them. The major pointed across the rolling 
grass lands to a two-storied grey houso with a slate 



A LAST DAY AT THE O.P. 819 

roof, fourteen hundred yards away. "I believe he's in 
there," he said with decision. 
The colonel looked through his glasses. 
The major spoke again. " Do you see the square 
piece removed from the church spire, sir? . . That 
looks like an ' O.P.', doesn't it ?" 
The colonel opened his map and pointed .to a tiny 
square patch. "I .make that to be the house," he said. 
"Do you agree ?" 
"Yes, sir," replied the major. "We thought at 
first it was the house you see marked four hundred 
yards more south-east; but I believe that is really 
the one." 
"l've got an 'O.P.' farther forward. I'm going up 
there now. We'll have a shot at the house," responded 
the colonel simply. 
The major went back to the suuken road. The 
colonel and I walked straight ahead, each of us in 
all probability wondering whether the Boche machine- 
gunner was still on duty, and whether he would regard 
us as worthy targets. That, at any rate, was my own 
thought. We strode out over the heavy-going across a 
strip of ploughed land, and heard the whizz of machine- 
gun bullets once .more, not far from the spot we had 
just left. We did not speak until we descended to a 
dip in the ground, and reached a brook that had to be 
jumped. We were absolutely by ourselves. 
Up the slope, on the far side of the brook. More 
ploughed land. We were both breathing hard now. 
Belote we came to the crest of the slope the colonel 
stopped. "We're in view from the Boche front line 
from the top," he said sharply. "The'O.P.' is a hole 
in the ground. . You had better follow me about 
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for the fifth telegraph-pole from the left that you will 
see from the top." 
He movcd off. I waited and then followed, my 
mind concentrated at first on the fifth telegraph-pole 
the colonel had spoken about. There was no shelling 
at this moment. A bird twittered in a hedge close 
by; the smell of grass and of clean earth rose strong 
and sweet. /o signs or sound of war; only sunshine 
and trees and---- 
The colonel's voice came sharp as whipcord. "Keep 
down !--keep down !" I bent almost double and walked 
fast at the saine time. My mind turned to September 
1916, when I walked along Pozières Ridge, just before 
the Courcellette fight, and was shouted at for not crouch- 
ing down by my battery commander. But there were 
shells abroad that day. . . I almost laughed to 
myself. 
I tumbled after the colonel into the square hole that 
constituted the " O.P."--it had been a Boche trench- 
mortar emplacement. The sweat dripped down my 
face as I removed my tin hat; my hair was wet and 
tangled. 
Johns, a subaltern of D Battery, was in the pit with 
a couple of telephonists. He was giving firing instruc- 
tions to the battery. 
"What are you firing at, Johns ?" inquired the colonel, 
standing on a step cut in the side of the pit, and lean- 
ing his elbows on the parapet. 
«Two hundred yards behind that road, sir--trench 
mortars suspected there, sir." He called, "All guns 
parallel!" down the telephone. 
"Don't you keep your guns parallel when you aren't 
firing?" asked the colonel quickly. " In't that a 
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A LAST DAY AT THE O.P. 321 

Johns flushed andrep]ied, " No, sir. . . We lef 
them as they were after night-firing." 
" But don't you know that itis an Army order-- 
that guns should be left parallel ? » 
"Y-e-es, sir." 
"Why don't you obey it, then ?" 
" I thought battery commanders were allowod their 
ehoice. I.----" 
The colonel cut poor Johns short. ,« It's an Army 
order, and has to be obeyed. Army orders are not 
ruade for othing. The reason that order was made 
was because so many battery commanders were making 
their own choice in the marrer. Consequently there 
was trouble and delay in 'handing-over.' So the Army 
ruade a standard ruling." 
Then, as was always the case, the colonel softened in 
manner, and told Johns to do his shooting just as if he 
were not looking on. 
The new subaltern of A Battery suddenly lowered 
himself into the pit. The colonel brightened. "You see 
the grey house over there! . . . Can you see if? . . . 
Good! . . . _An enemy machine-gun is believed to be 
there .... I want you to tire on that house... 
There's the poin on the map." 
" Sorry, sir, my wire to the battery is hot through 
yet--I've just been out on it." 
The colonel looked at his watch. "It's half-past 
eleven now. Your line ought tobe through by this 
1;ime." 
"¥es, sir; i's been through once, but if wen 
hall an hour ago. I expeet my signallers baek any 
minute." 
" Vey well! you can be working out your switch 
angle and your angle of sight while you wait." 
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Johns had now got his battery to work, and the 
sight of his shells bursting among the hedges and 
shrubs fired his Celtic enthusiasm and dissipated 
the nervousness he had felt in the colonel's presence. 
"Look at that! isn't that a fine burst ?" he called, 
¢lutching my arm, m and see that one. Isn't if a 
opper ?" 
An exclamation from the colonel, who had stood 
8phinx-like, his glasses directed upon the grey house, 
ruade every one turn. "l've spotted him," he called, his 
voice vibrating. "He's at the top-floor window neares 
to us.. There he goes again... I heard th 
'ping' and saw dust corne out of the window., low 
then, is that line through yet ?" 
The line wasn't through, and the excitement of the 
hunt being upon us, every one felt like cursing all 
telephone lines--they always did break down when 
they were most wanted. The rive minutes before this 
line was reported to be through seemed an hour, and 
when the telephonist had laboriously to repeat the 
orders, each one of us itched to seize the telephone and 
8hout ribald abuse at the man at the other end. 
The first shell went into the trees behind the house. 
So did the round, three hundred yards shorter in range, 
by which it had been hoped to complete a plus and 
minus bracketing of the target. After a bold shorten- 
ing of the range, the subaltern, directing the shooting 
of A Battery's guns, was about to order a wide deflec- 
tion to the left, but the colonel stopped him. "Your 
line is all right," he said. "It looks as if you were 
too much to the right from the 'O.P.', but that's the 
deceptiveness of flank observation. The range is 
short, that's all. Give if another hundred yards and 
se what happens." 



A LAST DAY AT THE O.P. 32 

A direct hit resulted in twenty rounds, and there waa 
jubilation in the" 0.1). '' M'Whirter of C Battery turned 
up, also Captain Hopton of B, and preparations for 
a window-to-window searching and harrying of the 
Ioche machine-gunners were eagerly planned. It wa 
2 l'.M. now, and the colonel had forgotten all about 
lunch. "I think we can get back now," he said 
brightly. " Register on that house," he added, turning 
fo the officers in the pif, "and you can give tha 
machine-gunner a hot time whenever he dares to 
become troublesome. » 
We walked back to the sunken road in the highes 
of spirits, and af ter the major of the Machine-Gun 
Corps, who had watched the shooting, had thanked 
the colonel and expressed the view that the Bocho 
machine-gunner might in future be reckoned among 
the down-and-outs, the colonel talked of other things 
besides gunnery. 
I told him that though on my last leave to England I 
had noted a new seriousness running through the minds 
of peot, le, I had no altogether found the humble un- 
selfishness, the chastened spirit that many thinkers 
had prophesied as inevitable and necessary before the 
coming of victory. 
" But what about the men who have been out here ? 
Won't they be the people of England after the war--the 
real representative people ?" returned the colonel, hi 
eyes lighting up as he talked. "Theirs has been the 
chastening experience, at any rate. The man who come 
through this must be the better man for it." 
The conversation lost its seriousness when we dis- 
cussed whether Army habits would weave themselvea 
into the ordinary workaday world as a result of the 

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"Some of them would bo good for us," said the 
colonel happily. " Here's one"--picking up a rifle 
and carrying it at the slope--" I'm going to carry 
this to the first salvage dump, and help to keep down 
taxation." 
" It might be an interesting experiment to run Society 

on Active Service lines," I put in. 
an Acting-Baronet and then a 
before getting substantive rank. 
of an Acting-Duke paralyses one." 

" Fancy being ruade 
Temporary- Baronet 
And the thought 

We laughed and walked on. Along the road leading 
back into the village we met a bombardier, who saluted 
the colonel with the direct glance and the half-smile that 
betokens previous acquaintance. The colonel stopped. 
"What's your naine, Bombardier ? » he demanded. 
The bombardier told him. "Weren't you in my 
battery ?" 
"Yes, sir," said the man, smiling, "when we first came 
to France .... I'd like fo be back in the old Division, 
sir." 
" l'll see what can be done," said the colonel, taking 
his naine and number. 
"I believe I remember him, because he often came 
before me as a prisoner," he told me, with a hunmrous 
look, as we continued out walk. "Very stout fellow, 
though." 
If was a quarter-past three now, and the experiences 
of tho day had sharpened the appetite. The colonel 
wasn't finished yet, however, tic turned into the In- 
fantry Briade Headquarters, and spent a quarter of an 
hour with the bri.,:adier ,eneral and his briiade- major 
discussim. the artillery work that would be required for 
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A LAST DA¥ AT THE O.P. 325 

walked through before, and went that way to our farm- 
house. It was four o'clock when we got back, and two 
batteries had prisoners waiting to go before the colonel. 
So lunch was entirely wiped off the day's programme, 
and ata quarter to rive we sat down to tea and large 
quantities of buttered toast. 



XIX. "THE COLONEL-- 

WE knew now that November 4th was the date fixed 
for the next battle. The C.R.A. had offered the Bri,,_,ade 
two days at the waggon lines, as a rest belote zero day. 
The colonel didn't want to leave our farm, but two 
nights at the waggon lnes would mean respte from 
night-firing for the gunners; so he had asked the battery 
commanders to choose between moving out for the two 
days and remaining in the line. They had decided 
to stay. 
It turned torain on October 29th. Banks of watery, 
leaden-hued clouds rolled lumberingly from the south- 
west; beneath a slow depressing drizzle the orchard 
became a melancholy vista of dripping branches and 
sodden muddied grass. The colonel busied himself 
with a captured German director and angle-of-sight 
instrument, juggling with the working parts to fit them 
for use with our guns--he had tle knack of handling 
intricate mechanical appliances. The adjutant curled 
himself up among leave-rosters and ammunition and 
horse returns; I began writing the Brigade Diary for 
October, and kept looking over the sandbag that re- 
placed the broken panes in my window for first signs of 
finer weatber. 
The colonel and the adjutant played Wilde and 
myself at bridge that night--the firs gaine in our mess 



"THE COLONEL.--" 327 

since April. Then tho colonel and I stayed up until 
midnight, talking and wriing letters: he showed me a 
diminutive writing-pad that his small son had sent by 
that day's post. "That's a reminder that I owe him a 
letter," ho smiled. "I must writoehim one .... lïle's 
just old enough new te understand that I was coming 
back te the war, the last rime I said good-bye." The 
elonel said this with tender seriousness. 
A moaning wind sprang up during the night, and, 
sleepless, I tossed and turned upon my straw mattresa 
until past two o'clock. One 4"2 fell near enough te 
rattlo the remaining window-panes. The wail through 
tho air and tho soft "plop" of the gas shells seeme& 
attuned te the dirge-like soughing of the wind. 
The morning broko calm and bright. There was tho 
tufliness of yestcrday's day indoors te be shaken off. 
meant te go out early. It was our unwritten rule 
leavo the colonel te himself aL breakfast, and I drove 
poncil and ruler rapidly, collating the intelligence re- 
ports frein the batteries. I looked into the mess again 
for my cap and cane before setting forth. The colonel 
wa drinking te and reading a magazine propped up 
against the sugar-basin. "I'm going round the batteries, 
air," I said. " Is there anything you want me te tell 
themor are you coming round yourself later ?" 
"No; net this morning. I shall call on the infantry 
about eleven--to talk about this next battle." 
" Right, sir!" 
He nodded, and I went out into the fresh cool air of 
a bracing autumn day. 
I did my tour o[ tho batteries, heard Beadlo's jest 
about the new groom who breathed a surprised " Me an' 
all ?" when told that he was expected te accompany his 
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Battery's cottage at noon, crossed the brook by the little 
brick bridge that turned the road towards our Ylead- 
quarters farm, six hundred yards away. 
"The colonel rang up a few minutes ago to say that 
our notice-board at the bottom of the lane had been 
blown down. He wanted it put right, because the 
General is coming to see him this afternoon, and might 
miss the • " 
tuimng, l've told Sergeant Starling. 
" Colonel B.-- came in about eleven o'clock," went 
on the adjutant. "tte's going on leave and wanted to 
say good-bye to the colonel." 
"Where is the colonel now," I asked, picking up some 
l)ivisional reports that had just arrived. 
"He's with the Heavies--he's been to the Infantry. 
I toid him Colonel B---- had called, and he said he'd 
go round and see himmtheir mess is in the village, 
isn't it ?" 
At twelve minutes past one the adjutant, Wilde, and 
myself sat down to lunch. "The colonel said he wouldn' 
lJe late--but we needn't wait," said the adjutant. 
" No; we don't want to wait," agreed Wilde, who had 
been munching chocolate. 
At a quarter-past one; "Crump !" "Crump!" 
" Crump !"--the swift, crashing arrival of three high- 
velocity shells. 
"l'll ber that's not far fron A Battery," called Wilde, 
jumping up; and then settled down again to his cold 
beef and pickles. 
"First he's sent over to-day," said the adjurant. "tte's 
been awfully quiet these last two days." 
Manning had brought in the bread-and-butter and 
apple pudding that Meddings had ruade to celebrate 
his return from leave, when the door opened abruptly. 
Gillespie, the D.A. gas officer stood there. - It was the 



"THE COLONEL.--" 329 

habit te complain with mock-seriousness that Gillespie 
timed his visits with our meal- times. I had begun 
calling "ttere he is again," when something drawn, some- 
thing staring in his lean Scotch face, stopped me. I 
thought he was ill. 
The adjutant and Wilde were gazing curiously at him. 
]iy eyes left his face. I noticed that his arms were 
pushed out level with his chest ; he grasped an envelope 
between the thumb and forefinger of each hand. tIis 
lower jaw had fallen ; his lips moved, and no sound came 
from them. 
The three of us at the table rose te our feet. All 
our faculties were lashed te attention. 
Gillespie ruade a sort of gulp. "l've got terrible 
news," he said at last. 
I believe that one thought, and only one thought, 
circuited through the minds of the adjutant, Wilde, 
and myself: The colonel !--we knew! we knew! 
"The colonel. " went on Gillespie. ttis face 
twitched. 
Wilde was first te speak. "Wounded ?" he forced 
himself te ask, his eyes staring. 
"Killed !--killed !" said Gillespie, his voice rising te 
a hoarse wail. 
Then silence. Gillespie reached for a chair and 
sank into it. 
I heard him, more master of himself, say labouringly, 
"Down at the bridge near A ]attery. tte and 
another colonel . . both killed . they were 
standing talking... I was in A ]attery mess .... 
A direct hit, I should think." 
The adjutant spoke in crushed awestruck tones. 
"It must have been Colonel B " 
I did net speak. I could net. I thought of the 
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330 PUSHED, AND THE RETURN PUSH 

colonel as I had known him, better than any of the 
others: his gentleness, his honourableness, his desire 
to see good in everything, his quiet collected bravery, 
the clear alertness of his mind, the thoroughness with 
which he followed his calling of soldier ; a man without 
a mean thought in his head; a true soldier who had 
received not half the honours his gifts deserved, yet 
grumbled not. Ah! no one passed over in the sharing 
out of honours and promotions could complain if he 
paused to think of the colonel. 
I stared through the window at the bright sunlight. 
Dimly I became aware that Gillespie had laid the 
envelope upon the table, and heard him say he had 
found it lying in the roadway. I noticed the hand- 
writing: the last letter the colonel had received from 
his wife. It must have been blown clean out of his 
jacket pocket; yet there it was, uninjured. 
The adjutant's voice, low, solemn, but resolved--he 
had his work to do: "It is absolutely certain it was 
the colonel? There is no shadow of doubt? I shall 
have to report to 'Don Ack' !" 
"No shadow of doubt," replied Gillespie hopelessly, 
moving his head from side to side. 
Wilde came to me and asked if I would go with 
him to bring in the body. I shook my head. Life 
out here breeds a higher understanding of the mystic 
division between soul and body; one learns to con- 
template the disfigured dead with a calmness that 
is hot callousness. But this was different. I-Iow real 
a part he had played in my lire these last two years! 
I wanted always to be able to recall him as I had 
known him alive--the slow wise smile, the crisp 
pleasant voice! I thought of that last note to his 
little son; I thought of the quiet affection in his 



"TlE COLONEL" 331 

voice when he spoke of keeping in touch with those 
who had shared the difficulties and the hardships of 
the life we had undergone. I recalled how he and 
I had carried a stretcher and searched for a dying 
officer at Zillebekemthe day I was wounded, mand 
how, when I was in hospital, he had written saying 
he was glad we had done our bit tht day; I thought 
of his happy fith in a Christmas ending of the war. 
The hideous cruelty of it to be cut off at the very 
last, when all that he had given his best in skill and 
energy to achieve was in sight 
The shufling trmp outside of men carrying a 
blanket- covered stretcher. They laid it tenderly on 
the flgstones beneath the sun-warmed wall of the 
house. 
Wilde, his face grave, sad, desolate, walked through 
the mess to his room. I heard him rinsing his 
hands. A chill struck at my vitls. 
It is finished. The colonel is ded. There is 
nothing more to write. 

THE END. 



PII-'PE'I) BY ,¥1LL'[AM LACKWOOD AD SO