Artist: The Smudge
Album: VДPOR.WДV LYFE
Album Art: Bucko Crooks
Production: Nix Nolte / The Smudge
Format: C90 / Digital Download
Genre: Vapor.wav / Experimental
CAT#: GIR155
Contact: galacticintolerance@gmail.com
WEB: www.thesmudge.bandcamp.com
or: www.archive.org/details/GIR155

The Third and Final Jest.
VДPOR.WДV LYFE is
very Nyquil.  Also,
very anime.

French Fairy Tales.
Does anybody
remember the
Sega scream?
Sonic Team?

tracklisting:
01 Д Д Д
02 420

420 LYRIC$:
"Winne the Pooh and Tigger
Woke up and saw that the baby
monkeys were gone!
And then, the baby monkeys
were lost in the trees!

What happened then?

They saw bats.
They saw crocodiles,
hippos, giraffes...
They had taken a
very long trip.
They did not even
take the train.
And they saw crocodiles,
they saw frogs,
boxes with animals
who are poor, who
couldn't find their
way.  People who
wanted to put the poor
animals in jail.  The
animals who didn't
have anything to eat.
They couldn't pay!
They were in some
frightening trees with
hippo. 
Hippos!  Crocodiles!
Monsters!  Ghosts!

Tigger jumped in the
trees, very high, and
he saw the monkeys.
He grabbed with his
hand and he went back
down with the monkeys.
AND THEN, Tigger and
Winnie the Pooh were
going into the woods to
find some strawberries,
but the witch did not
agree at all! 
Because these were HER
strawberries!  So they fought,
fought, and the lion won, and
he was the king!  He had a
helmet, a sword, and...(how do
you say.."when you protect
yourself?")...A shield!
And magic powers!

And then, they saw many things
..very pretty things.
There were flowers
The Sun!
The Clouds!
MANY things!
But there was something amiss,
because there was a crocodile
who was sleeping in the grass...
And when you stepped on it, it
would wake up and it would eat
the babies!  So, something goes
amiss again...
Because the hippo is not in the
water and he prefers to kill himself...
So the lion kills the hippo, and they go
to heaven.  But, (the hippo), didn't know.
He didn't want to go to heaven so he
decided not to, but the lion said, "it's
too late now!"
"You decided to be dead in heaven!"
And then, it was well deserved for the
lion because he had no more powers.
And then, the power went to the hippo
(popotamus).  And the hippo was allergic
to magic.  The hippo and the lion and the
tiger... they got... spots.  The got "chicken
box".  Then, the "chicken box" went to
another animal who was very bad,
tremendously very bad... and it was a
MAMMOTH!

Mammoth had claws!
Powers so that people
are dead in heaven!
Even the animals!
and then...

There was a lady who had
a ring like yours but it was
different because it was orange.
Then the orange ring, it would go
and kill all the witches.
This way, people are
peaceful and they
can do whatever
they want, and
the kids as well.

Now it's over."

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